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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-08-07T22:11:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-08-21T22:12:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-08-15T22:11:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 22, 2022 |
Number of captions | 4736 |
Number of responses | 711653 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Sign the treaty, I’m out of quarters. | 1.8087 | 0.01408 | 3111 | 1313 | 1080 | 718 |
1 | You have a choice. Stay here and face the harsh Russian winter with your entire army stranded and in disarray, or come home for lunch. | 1.8086 | 0.01539 | 2612 | 1106 | 900 | 606 |
2 | You know he lost, right? | 1.7749 | 0.01606 | 2368 | 1049 | 803 | 516 |
3 | Does somebody need to be put in exile? | 1.7412 | 0.01437 | 2836 | 1292 | 986 | 558 |
4 | Let's go. Mommy doesn't have enough quarters to invade Russia. | 1.7408 | 0.01416 | 3013 | 1401 | 992 | 620 |
5 | No. No quarter will be given | 1.7399 | 0.01823 | 1880 | 895 | 579 | 406 |
6 | I will give you no quarter. | 1.7396 | 0.01389 | 3180 | 1497 | 1014 | 669 |
7 | 'Cause je suis la maman, that's why. | 1.7316 | 0.01673 | 2094 | 970 | 716 | 408 |
8 | C'mon. We have to pick up Josephine from daycare | 1.7312 | 0.01591 | 2295 | 1058 | 796 | 441 |
9 | Get over it, Donald. You lost the school election. | 1.7301 | 0.01595 | 2568 | 1279 | 703 | 586 |
10 | You'll be happy to know that we're having Beef Wellington for dinner. | 1.7301 | 0.01517 | 2586 | 1212 | 860 | 514 |
11 | He ended up on a lonely island with no TV or iphone. | 1.7203 | 0.02821 | 758 | 364 | 242 | 152 |
12 | If Napoleon listens to his mother he’ll avoid another a long, hungry march home. | 1.7181 | 0.01768 | 1763 | 804 | 652 | 307 |
13 | Just stay out of Belgium until I finish shopping. | 1.7077 | 0.01484 | 2556 | 1202 | 899 | 455 |
14 | You know how it ended for him don't you? | 1.7038 | 0.03053 | 628 | 304 | 206 | 118 |
15 | Well, at least you fit the height requirement. | 1.7017 | 0.01645 | 2105 | 1007 | 719 | 379 |
16 | Your supply line, with the ice cream, is going this way. | 1.6979 | 0.01694 | 1986 | 956 | 674 | 356 |
17 | Let’s go before you fall off and break a Bonaparte | 1.6968 | 0.01463 | 2899 | 1472 | 834 | 593 |
18 | When I was a kid, conquering all of Europe and crowning yourself Emperor only cost 10¢. | 1.6946 | 0.01457 | 2629 | 1257 | 918 | 454 |
19 | The British may be coming, but I'm leaving. | 1.6912 | 0.01397 | 2911 | 1415 | 980 | 516 |
20 | You can't invade Russia today. Soccer practice at 2:30. | 1.6876 | 0.01390 | 2852 | 1370 | 1003 | 479 |
21 | If you don't get in the car you're going to have bigger problems than Waterloo. | 1.6859 | 0.01578 | 2248 | 1093 | 768 | 387 |
22 | Now you know why its called a quarter horse! | 1.6819 | 0.01439 | 2832 | 1424 | 885 | 523 |
23 | You've conquered Austria and Prussia, that's all we have time for. | 1.6811 | 0.01385 | 2753 | 1306 | 1019 | 428 |
24 | The Russian invasion will have to wait; I'm out of quarters. | 1.6779 | 0.01364 | 2810 | 1332 | 1051 | 427 |
25 | We have to go. You can invade Russia tomorrow. | 1.6759 | 0.01394 | 2734 | 1313 | 994 | 427 |
26 | Why can't you pretend to be an American fascist like other boys your age? | 1.6746 | 0.01525 | 2523 | 1284 | 776 | 463 |
27 | Get off before you develop a complex. | 1.6745 | 0.01414 | 2860 | 1434 | 923 | 503 |
28 | No more quarters? Then you've met your Waterloo. | 1.6739 | 0.01654 | 2061 | 1026 | 681 | 354 |
29 | I don't have enough change for you to conquer the world." | 1.6716 | 0.01396 | 2832 | 1399 | 964 | 469 |
30 | I'm all out of quarters,you can try to cross the Alps next week when you get your allowance. | 1.6713 | 0.01648 | 1959 | 949 | 705 | 305 |
31 | First you need to learn how to cross the street by yourself. | 1.6668 | 0.01436 | 2635 | 1301 | 911 | 423 |
32 | Your revolution is out of funding. | 1.6633 | 0.01542 | 2355 | 1189 | 770 | 396 |
33 | I know, but you’ll serve your country even better after your nap. | 1.6582 | 0.01854 | 1580 | 791 | 538 | 251 |
34 | Your choice, kiddo, Waterloo or an ice cream cone? | 1.6537 | 0.02832 | 641 | 314 | 235 | 92 |
35 | Now now don’t get short with me | 1.6521 | 0.01436 | 2788 | 1455 | 848 | 485 |
36 | No Jeremy, I said I'll meet you in the "eggs aisle" | 1.6518 | 0.01542 | 2375 | 1228 | 746 | 401 |
37 | Just be sure and take that off before we get to the therapist's office. | 1.6500 | 0.04464 | 280 | 144 | 90 | 46 |
38 | OK, one more ... but I'm not paying for a land war in Asia. | 1.6429 | 0.01431 | 2747 | 1438 | 852 | 457 |
39 | No more binge-watching the History channel. | 1.6355 | 0.01383 | 2771 | 1423 | 935 | 413 |
40 | Sometimes, heroes carry groceries. | 1.6339 | 0.01523 | 2169 | 1088 | 787 | 294 |
41 | Careful, you don't want to break a bone apart | 1.6333 | 0.01630 | 2160 | 1161 | 630 | 369 |
42 | Now let’ s conquer the mess in your room. | 1.6277 | 0.01536 | 2224 | 1151 | 750 | 323 |
43 | Don’t call me Josephine, I’m your mother> | 1.6271 | 0.01460 | 2585 | 1374 | 801 | 410 |
44 | If Waterloo means anything to you, you better get into the car right now. | 1.6258 | 0.01417 | 2683 | 1412 | 863 | 408 |
45 | We can't wait for you to conquer Europe, you have a violin lesson and I have a yoga class. | 1.6245 | 0.01865 | 1470 | 755 | 512 | 203 |
46 | - Come on, Donald! It’s time to go. | 1.6213 | 0.01688 | 2089 | 1167 | 546 | 376 |
47 | I’ll pick you up after Waterloo. | 1.6184 | 0.01623 | 2039 | 1085 | 647 | 307 |
48 | That’s your last ride. It’s nearly winter. | 1.6035 | 0.02643 | 739 | 395 | 242 | 102 |
49 | Time to get off your high horse. | 1.6006 | 0.01603 | 2078 | 1135 | 638 | 305 |
50 | No matter how much you thirst for global domination you still have to go back to school. | 1.5910 | 0.02910 | 577 | 307 | 199 | 71 |
51 | Donald, it's time to go home. | 1.5895 | 0.01862 | 1698 | 991 | 413 | 294 |
52 | Let's go Napoleon, Waterloo is this way. | 1.5889 | 0.01760 | 1615 | 872 | 535 | 208 |
53 | Come on, Leon. We need to seize the parking lot. | 1.5847 | 0.01844 | 1830 | 1107 | 376 | 347 |
54 | Moscow is the other direction! | 1.5826 | 0.01795 | 1538 | 836 | 508 | 194 |
55 | I’m going to count to trois. | 1.5796 | 0.01894 | 1589 | 927 | 403 | 259 |
56 | If we leave now, I’ll get you a treaty. | 1.5743 | 0.01912 | 1487 | 855 | 410 | 222 |
57 | Remember, like all conquerors, your time is limited. | 1.5622 | 0.02159 | 1117 | 642 | 322 | 153 |
58 | Do you even know how to pillage? | 1.5606 | 0.02079 | 1131 | 634 | 360 | 137 |
59 | Why can't you have gender confusion like the rest of your friends? | 1.5482 | 0.02433 | 912 | 545 | 234 | 133 |
60 | The 23andMe results really got to your head. | 1.5445 | 0.02231 | 922 | 517 | 308 | 97 |
61 | If you’re done conquering Europe, I could use some help with these bags. | 1.5408 | 0.02309 | 967 | 573 | 265 | 129 |
62 | And I'm Marie Antoinette. Now get into the car. | 1.5398 | 0.02414 | 967 | 597 | 218 | 152 |
63 | Look both ways before you cross the Alps. | 1.5390 | 0.02450 | 935 | 577 | 212 | 146 |
64 | Get to the car now, or you're history. | 1.5352 | 0.02384 | 852 | 496 | 256 | 100 |
65 | Let's go, Winter is coming! | 1.5300 | 0.02462 | 832 | 497 | 229 | 106 |
66 | I will give no quarters. | 1.5283 | 0.02512 | 865 | 536 | 201 | 128 |
67 | Not until you've conquered your homework. | 1.5211 | 0.02505 | 829 | 509 | 208 | 112 |
68 | Napoleon wouldn't have had fifty cents either. He was always a little short. | 1.5170 | 0.02630 | 795 | 503 | 173 | 119 |
69 | There will be no quarter given to you either. | 1.5150 | 0.02774 | 668 | 412 | 168 | 88 |
70 | And I say it's time to put the Nap in Napoleon. | 1.5131 | 0.02668 | 727 | 451 | 179 | 97 |
71 | I bet Mrs. Bonaparte didn't have to ask her son for help with the groceries. | 1.5098 | 0.02682 | 612 | 358 | 196 | 58 |
72 | Sorry, but I give no quarter. | 1.5046 | 0.02805 | 656 | 412 | 157 | 87 |
73 | It's nap time, Napoleon." | 1.5045 | 0.02734 | 668 | 414 | 171 | 83 |
74 | Just come off it, Donald. | 1.5023 | 0.02900 | 645 | 415 | 136 | 94 |
75 | I didn’t bring enough quarters for you to cross the Alps. | 1.4992 | 0.02741 | 641 | 395 | 172 | 74 |
76 | The Alps may await, but so does your bath. | 1.4992 | 0.02844 | 639 | 405 | 149 | 85 |
77 | Sorry, I do not have enough quarters to get you over the Alps. | 1.4991 | 0.02922 | 583 | 364 | 147 | 72 |
78 | If you don't come now, your room will be Elba for a week. | 1.4972 | 0.02901 | 543 | 329 | 158 | 56 |
79 | You'd better retreat. I'm out of quarters. | 1.4940 | 0.02713 | 664 | 415 | 170 | 79 |
80 | You can conqueror Europe on your own time. Mommy’s got ice cream melting. | 1.4913 | 0.02837 | 578 | 356 | 160 | 62 |
81 | You cross the Alps while Mommy stops in Boucherie and conquers a Bourbon. | 1.4903 | 0.02931 | 567 | 356 | 144 | 67 |
82 | Get in the car little man, or Whole Foods will be your Waterloo. | 1.4892 | 0.02930 | 556 | 347 | 146 | 63 |
83 | Fine, go ahead and conquer. But your supply line is heading home. | 1.4883 | 0.03032 | 555 | 356 | 127 | 72 |
84 | Look both ways before crossing the Alps. | 1.4876 | 0.02998 | 566 | 363 | 130 | 73 |
85 | Let’s go home and eat cake. | 1.4872 | 0.02833 | 585 | 364 | 157 | 64 |
86 | Making you get off your little horse and get in the car is not going to give you a complex. | 1.4864 | 0.02973 | 516 | 318 | 145 | 53 |
87 | No. L'état, c'est Mom. | 1.4857 | 0.03243 | 488 | 315 | 109 | 64 |
88 | No more quarters! And stop calling me Josephine. | 1.4856 | 0.02927 | 521 | 319 | 151 | 51 |
89 | The British may be coming, but your ride is leaving. | 1.4828 | 0.03100 | 493 | 310 | 128 | 55 |
90 | Because mommy is the Empress and the Empress rules, that's why.” | 1.4818 | 0.03031 | 550 | 355 | 125 | 70 |
91 | He didn’t win, you know. | 1.4814 | 0.02838 | 617 | 396 | 145 | 76 |
92 | Can you get off the horse? Of CORSICAN ! | 1.4807 | 0.03018 | 545 | 350 | 128 | 67 |
93 | I give you no quarter. Let’s go. | 1.4791 | 0.02915 | 551 | 347 | 144 | 60 |
94 | Liberty, equality, and get in the car right now. | 1.4786 | 0.03105 | 514 | 331 | 120 | 63 |
95 | I’m taking you out of Military School. | 1.4780 | 0.03148 | 477 | 302 | 122 | 53 |
96 | Try conquering the mess in your bedroom first. | 1.4779 | 0.02796 | 542 | 330 | 165 | 47 |
97 | Actually, I outrank you. Let’s go. | 1.4751 | 0.03105 | 503 | 323 | 121 | 59 |
98 | For the last time, your hipster father thought it was a unique name. It means nothing about your past life. | 1.4730 | 0.02944 | 463 | 279 | 149 | 35 |
99 | I give no quarter. | 1.4725 | 0.03013 | 491 | 307 | 136 | 48 |
100 | You can cross the Alps after lunch. | 1.4702 | 0.03099 | 487 | 311 | 123 | 53 |
101 | You and what army? | 1.4692 | 0.03249 | 454 | 293 | 109 | 52 |
102 | come on now, were late for your therapist. | 1.4673 | 0.03329 | 428 | 276 | 104 | 48 |
103 | Napoleon at least acted like he was a big boy. | 1.4646 | 0.03216 | 508 | 342 | 96 | 70 |
104 | C'mon, I think we've both charged enough. | 1.4617 | 0.03369 | 418 | 272 | 99 | 47 |
105 | I buy him one baguette and the kid thinks he’s Napoleon | 1.4617 | 0.03046 | 483 | 308 | 127 | 48 |
106 | Honestly Billy, the doctor said you were normal height for your age! | 1.4602 | 0.03166 | 452 | 290 | 116 | 46 |
107 | I give you no quarter. | 1.4596 | 0.03100 | 446 | 281 | 125 | 40 |
108 | Let's go, Donald! | 1.4596 | 0.02965 | 557 | 368 | 122 | 67 |
109 | Napoleon's greatest tactical blunder was not listening to his mother. | 1.4585 | 0.03244 | 434 | 280 | 109 | 45 |
110 | Yes, dear. Remember to invade the restroom before we leave. | 1.4573 | 0.03314 | 433 | 284 | 100 | 49 |
111 | Napoleon didn't listen to his Mother and look how that turned out | 1.4565 | 0.03144 | 471 | 307 | 113 | 51 |
112 | Napoleon Crossing his Mother | 1.4541 | 0.03438 | 392 | 256 | 94 | 42 |
113 | Young man, when we get home you go straight into exile. | 1.4534 | 0.03406 | 397 | 259 | 96 | 42 |
114 | I'm your Waterloo, young man. | 1.4532 | 0.03233 | 459 | 304 | 102 | 53 |
115 | If I wanted to deal with a Napoleon complex, I wouldn’t have divorced your father. | 1.4527 | 0.03430 | 402 | 265 | 92 | 45 |
116 | You can't invade Poland if I'm out of quarters. | 1.4518 | 0.03343 | 436 | 291 | 93 | 52 |
117 | Let’s go Napoleon…Elba is waiting. | 1.4506 | 0.03297 | 415 | 270 | 103 | 42 |
118 | Nice try, but the ice cream you want is actually Neapolitan. | 1.4494 | 0.03324 | 425 | 281 | 97 | 47 |
119 | They didn’t have 'flaky puff pastry layered with rich vanilla cream.' I got Oreos. | 1.4492 | 0.03379 | 443 | 301 | 85 | 57 |
120 | Let’s pretend Russia is in this direction. | 1.4491 | 0.03159 | 403 | 253 | 119 | 31 |
121 | Call me Josephine once more and you're walking home. | 1.4478 | 0.03541 | 393 | 265 | 80 | 48 |
122 | I don't care what 23 and Me found. Get in the car. | 1.4474 | 0.03437 | 409 | 274 | 87 | 48 |
123 | Sometimes I wish you inherited your father's inferiority complex. | 1.4474 | 0.03455 | 380 | 249 | 92 | 39 |
124 | No more History Channel for you. | 1.4465 | 0.03349 | 374 | 239 | 103 | 32 |
125 | I’m not waiting for them to finish your portrait. | 1.4464 | 0.03220 | 392 | 248 | 113 | 31 |
126 | I've got the provisions for your retreat, emperor. | 1.4464 | 0.03208 | 401 | 255 | 113 | 33 |
127 | Even Napolean had to listen to his mother, now let's go. | 1.4463 | 0.03154 | 428 | 275 | 115 | 38 |
128 | No, you can’t invade Russia today. I have Pilates. | 1.4452 | 0.03148 | 429 | 276 | 115 | 38 |
129 | And I’m Joan of Arc. Come on—we’re late. | 1.4451 | 0.03520 | 355 | 231 | 90 | 34 |
130 | Rally the troops after your sister’s swim lesson. | 1.4451 | 0.03457 | 364 | 236 | 94 | 34 |
131 | Either way, this doesn’t end well for you. | 1.4447 | 0.03359 | 398 | 261 | 97 | 40 |
132 | Emperor or not, your bedtime is still 8 o'clock. | 1.4433 | 0.03310 | 406 | 266 | 100 | 40 |
133 | Lest you forget, Napoleon's penis is in a jar in New Jersey. | 1.4429 | 0.03699 | 368 | 252 | 69 | 47 |
134 | We can do this the easy way or the Waterloo way. | 1.4415 | 0.03439 | 376 | 247 | 92 | 37 |
135 | Don, Jr, go find your brother Eric | 1.4403 | 0.03810 | 318 | 212 | 72 | 34 |
136 | Keep that up and you're going to wish the British were coming | 1.4402 | 0.03240 | 418 | 274 | 104 | 40 |
137 | You need to conquer your homework first. | 1.4391 | 0.03415 | 353 | 227 | 97 | 29 |
138 | Do as you're told Emperor, or I will gladly send you into exile. | 1.4385 | 0.03288 | 390 | 253 | 103 | 34 |
139 | Stop re-enacting up. | 1.4384 | 0.03271 | 406 | 266 | 102 | 38 |
140 | NO! You can't go to Moscow | 1.4380 | 0.03298 | 395 | 258 | 101 | 36 |
141 | France might be that way, but the car is this way. | 1.4377 | 0.03387 | 393 | 261 | 92 | 40 |
142 | You're one minute away from exile, young man! | 1.4373 | 0.03464 | 375 | 249 | 88 | 38 |
143 | Your father wants his hat back. | 1.4358 | 0.03449 | 358 | 234 | 92 | 32 |
144 | I don't have enough quarters for you to cross the Alps. | 1.4341 | 0.03423 | 387 | 259 | 88 | 40 |
145 | Non means no! | 1.4339 | 0.03495 | 348 | 228 | 89 | 31 |
146 | Spain will still be there tomorrow. | 1.4329 | 0.03378 | 365 | 238 | 96 | 31 |
147 | Russia's the other way. You're attacking Canada. | 1.4323 | 0.03641 | 347 | 234 | 76 | 37 |
148 | Everything is a battle with you | 1.4319 | 0.03879 | 301 | 202 | 68 | 31 |
149 | You know what else Napoleon was good at? Unloading the groceries. | 1.4304 | 0.03913 | 309 | 211 | 63 | 35 |
150 | And I'm Joan of Arc but the groceries aren't going to carry themselves to the car. | 1.4303 | 0.03658 | 323 | 214 | 79 | 30 |
151 | Keep it up and winter will be the least of your concerns. | 1.4282 | 0.03395 | 362 | 238 | 93 | 31 |
152 | If you're going to conquer Russia too you'll need more than fifty-cents... | 1.4282 | 0.03608 | 348 | 235 | 77 | 36 |
153 | Okay, Napoleon, time to conquer your homework. | 1.4281 | 0.03681 | 320 | 213 | 77 | 30 |
154 | All emperors run out of time, dear. | 1.4281 | 0.03745 | 306 | 203 | 75 | 28 |
155 | That doesn't qualify as a "History Report" | 1.4265 | 0.03450 | 347 | 228 | 90 | 29 |
156 | That’s enough imperialism for today. | 1.4233 | 0.03524 | 326 | 214 | 86 | 26 |
157 | It's tine to go home, dear. You'll have to invade Russia tomorrow. | 1.4218 | 0.03463 | 358 | 240 | 85 | 33 |
158 | I'm the only dictator around here. Get off the horse. | 1.4209 | 0.03754 | 335 | 232 | 65 | 38 |
159 | That's not really what fight for change means. | 1.4203 | 0.04016 | 295 | 205 | 56 | 34 |
160 | You have about as much chance of winning the Battle of Waterloo as I have of winning the NEW YORKER Cartoon Caption Contest. Now get off your high horse and help Mommy carry the groceries." | 1.4198 | 0.03779 | 343 | 241 | 60 | 42 |
161 | Yes, victory is ours. Now get in the car. | 1.4184 | 0.03516 | 337 | 225 | 83 | 29 |
162 | No, you can't have another 50 cents to escape from Elba. | 1.4182 | 0.03582 | 318 | 211 | 81 | 26 |
163 | Very exciting, but did you notice that the horse isn't going anywhere? | 1.4169 | 0.03653 | 295 | 194 | 79 | 22 |
164 | Come on,Your Highness - it’s time to put the “Nap” in Napoleon. | 1.4167 | 0.03903 | 312 | 218 | 58 | 36 |
165 | Fine, hurry up and go to the bathroom. And stop calling it the "water loo"! | 1.4154 | 0.03638 | 337 | 231 | 72 | 34 |
166 | You know, Napoleon didn't take his blankie to Waterloo. | 1.4153 | 0.03840 | 313 | 217 | 62 | 34 |
167 | I'll only be a minute, so don't start anything. | 1.4139 | 0.04156 | 273 | 191 | 51 | 31 |
168 | That's it. No more Fox News. | 1.4137 | 0.04068 | 278 | 193 | 55 | 30 |
169 | When you're finished at Waterloo,, meet me at the checkout line. | 1.4128 | 0.03464 | 298 | 192 | 89 | 17 |
170 | Just look both ways before you cross the Alps. | 1.4120 | 0.03536 | 301 | 197 | 84 | 20 |
171 | Yes, you’re quite the little tyrant. | 1.4094 | 0.03420 | 320 | 210 | 89 | 21 |
172 | Help me with the bags or I'm sending you to Elba. | 1.4093 | 0.03839 | 281 | 190 | 67 | 24 |
173 | You are acting more and more like your father | 1.4088 | 0.03975 | 274 | 188 | 60 | 26 |
174 | You got about a minute and a half left to conquer the rest of Europe. | 1.4068 | 0.03948 | 295 | 207 | 56 | 32 |
175 | School starts next week. No revolution is going to change that. | 1.4062 | 0.03770 | 288 | 195 | 69 | 24 |
176 | We're not retreating, just advancing in a different direction. | 1.4055 | 0.03773 | 291 | 198 | 68 | 25 |
177 | Allons-y, mon peu general! Sans moi - no dinner! | 1.4048 | 0.03525 | 331 | 225 | 78 | 28 |
178 | It’s fun now but wait until winter comes. | 1.4041 | 0.03946 | 292 | 205 | 56 | 31 |
179 | That’s right, Timmy. Dress for the job you want - not the job you have. | 1.4035 | 0.03923 | 285 | 198 | 59 | 28 |
180 | I'm warning you, this is not going to end well. | 1.4031 | 0.03527 | 320 | 216 | 79 | 25 |
181 | If you keep that up, you are going to develop a complex. | 1.4019 | 0.03641 | 316 | 217 | 71 | 28 |
182 | Courage isn't having the 50c to go on - it is going on when you don't have 50c | 1.4015 | 0.03882 | 269 | 183 | 64 | 22 |
183 | You can't go to Waterloo. It's almost time for dinner. | 1.4014 | 0.03932 | 284 | 198 | 58 | 28 |
184 | Okay. Conquer Europe! I’m heading home. | 1.4009 | 0.04314 | 232 | 161 | 49 | 22 |
185 | Well, at least you’re passed your Robespierre phase. | 1.4007 | 0.03590 | 277 | 182 | 79 | 16 |
186 | With an attitude like that young man, you can just go straight to exile. | 1.4007 | 0.03629 | 307 | 209 | 73 | 25 |
187 | Ok Napoleon. You can go to Waterloo, but I'm going to Macy's. | 1.4007 | 0.03479 | 307 | 204 | 83 | 20 |
188 | Waterloo is the other direction. | 1.4006 | 0.03666 | 332 | 233 | 65 | 34 |
189 | We'll see how you handle a two-front war when your dad gets home. | 1.4000 | 0.04266 | 245 | 172 | 48 | 25 |
190 | At least this is better than the last time when you were Lady Godiva. | 1.3986 | 0.04018 | 296 | 213 | 48 | 35 |
191 | Russia? In the winter? | 1.3984 | 0.03995 | 251 | 171 | 60 | 20 |
192 | I think Elba is that direction. | 1.3980 | 0.03677 | 294 | 200 | 71 | 23 |
193 | The insurrection was two years ago honey, it's time to move on. | 1.3977 | 0.04131 | 259 | 182 | 51 | 26 |
194 | It’s time to conquer your homework. | 1.3973 | 0.03395 | 292 | 190 | 88 | 14 |
195 | Conquer quickly. I'm out of change. | 1.3965 | 0.03789 | 285 | 196 | 65 | 24 |
196 | Fifty cents per minute beats my therapist.” | 1.3963 | 0.04273 | 270 | 197 | 39 | 34 |
197 | Let's go conquer lunch.” | 1.3961 | 0.04026 | 255 | 176 | 57 | 22 |
198 | Conquer the world with your own money, mister. | 1.3956 | 0.03906 | 273 | 189 | 60 | 24 |
199 | Put your hand in your shirt. | 1.3951 | 0.03713 | 286 | 195 | 69 | 22 |
200 | You can cross the Alps tomorrow. I have yoga class in an hour. | 1.3944 | 0.04148 | 251 | 176 | 51 | 24 |
201 | Sorry Tim, I already spent my spare quarters on the Louisiana Territory. | 1.3942 | 0.03860 | 274 | 189 | 62 | 23 |
202 | Stop calling me Josephine! | 1.3941 | 0.03652 | 307 | 212 | 69 | 26 |
203 | Dismount or it's Elba for you. | 1.3941 | 0.03946 | 269 | 187 | 58 | 24 |
204 | If you’re done conquering Europe, I could use some help loading the car. | 1.3941 | 0.03875 | 269 | 185 | 62 | 22 |
205 | I'll give you a buck to invade Russia again. Another ten if you get it right. | 1.3933 | 0.03682 | 300 | 207 | 68 | 25 |
206 | Dreams of empire may be that way, but the Oreos are heading home. | 1.3930 | 0.04076 | 257 | 180 | 53 | 24 |
207 | "I know destiny lies that way. But the car lies this way. Let's go. | 1.3930 | 0.03573 | 313 | 215 | 73 | 25 |
208 | I don’t have any more quarters, and my name isn’t Josephine | 1.3924 | 0.03605 | 316 | 219 | 70 | 27 |
209 | Your revolution will be over in 3 minutes, so enjoy the ride. | 1.3916 | 0.03742 | 286 | 197 | 66 | 23 |
210 | Have fun in Moscow. I’ll be at the food court. | 1.3916 | 0.03690 | 309 | 216 | 65 | 28 |
211 | If you're going to conquer the world, you'll have to use your own allowance. | 1.3911 | 0.04062 | 248 | 172 | 55 | 21 |
212 | I think we're done with the French lessons. | 1.3910 | 0.04045 | 266 | 188 | 52 | 26 |
213 | I’m heading to the car. Don’t forget your army in Egypt this time. | 1.3909 | 0.03573 | 330 | 231 | 69 | 30 |
214 | Okay young man, it's time to put the nap in Napoleon for you. | 1.3909 | 0.04699 | 220 | 161 | 32 | 27 |
215 | I’ll “l’état c’est moi” you if you don’t get your butt in the car right now! | 1.3904 | 0.04144 | 251 | 177 | 50 | 24 |
216 | We have territory at home. | 1.3883 | 0.03693 | 291 | 201 | 67 | 23 |
217 | Now, or I exile you to your room. | 1.3875 | 0.03775 | 289 | 202 | 62 | 25 |
218 | Get down this minute or it’ll be Elba with no dessert. | 1.3874 | 0.03688 | 302 | 211 | 65 | 26 |
219 | How about conquering your homework? | 1.3872 | 0.03750 | 266 | 181 | 67 | 18 |
220 | 'If you make it to England, remember to ride on the left.' | 1.3860 | 0.04446 | 215 | 152 | 43 | 20 |
221 | Enough horsing around, we’re leaving. | 1.3856 | 0.04115 | 236 | 164 | 53 | 19 |
222 | And stop calling me Josephine. | 1.3846 | 0.03682 | 299 | 209 | 65 | 25 |
223 | Okay, but straight home before winter. | 1.3841 | 0.03739 | 289 | 202 | 63 | 24 |
224 | You are just short because of your age! | 1.3835 | 0.03833 | 279 | 196 | 59 | 24 |
225 | I'm taking the car home. | 1.3833 | 0.03889 | 240 | 163 | 62 | 15 |
226 | Mommy's getting the dry-cleaning, don't invade Russia while I'm gone. | 1.3825 | 0.04018 | 251 | 176 | 54 | 21 |
227 | One revolution and then we're going! | 1.3825 | 0.03708 | 285 | 198 | 65 | 22 |
228 | I am never taking you to an Art Museum again. | 1.3824 | 0.04232 | 204 | 139 | 52 | 13 |
229 | That's it. No more Montessori school for you. | 1.3821 | 0.04075 | 246 | 173 | 52 | 21 |
230 | That's enough, Junior. It's your father's turn. | 1.3815 | 0.03999 | 249 | 174 | 55 | 20 |
231 | If you wanted to cross the Alps, you shouldn't have spent all your allowance on candy. | 1.3815 | 0.03887 | 270 | 190 | 57 | 23 |
232 | Dismount right now or you're going into exile! | 1.3815 | 0.03705 | 270 | 185 | 67 | 18 |
233 | You're short. Get over it. You're four. | 1.3812 | 0.04508 | 223 | 162 | 37 | 24 |
234 | I bet you didn't know that Napoleon always helped his mom carry her bags. | 1.3811 | 0.03938 | 265 | 187 | 55 | 23 |
235 | You already have 5 minutes in exile, want to go for 10? | 1.3810 | 0.03965 | 252 | 176 | 56 | 20 |
236 | Time to go, sweetie, or we'll be late for your therapist. | 1.3804 | 0.04085 | 255 | 182 | 49 | 24 |
237 | You can conquer Europe after lunch. | 1.3798 | 0.03899 | 258 | 180 | 58 | 20 |
238 | Charge is my favorite word too! | 1.3797 | 0.03890 | 266 | 187 | 57 | 22 |
239 | I go into the store for five minutes, and you’re invading Europe again? | 1.3796 | 0.04275 | 216 | 151 | 48 | 17 |
240 | Back seat now or it's Waterloo for you, buddy. | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
241 | Russia is this way, Son. | 1.3782 | 0.04210 | 238 | 170 | 46 | 22 |
242 | Don't make me send you to your island without supper. | 1.3779 | 0.03892 | 262 | 184 | 57 | 21 |
243 | Enjoy your exile. I'm going home. | 1.3769 | 0.03642 | 268 | 183 | 69 | 16 |
244 | No, I don’t have enough quarters for you to get to Paris. | 1.3766 | 0.04068 | 239 | 168 | 52 | 19 |
245 | And I'm Mary, Queen of Scots. | 1.3761 | 0.04172 | 234 | 166 | 48 | 20 |
246 | I don’t care how many quarters Dad gave you, you’re not to invade Russia! | 1.3755 | 0.03823 | 261 | 182 | 60 | 19 |
247 | Has your dad been letting you watch Tucker Carlson again?! | 1.3750 | 0.04384 | 208 | 147 | 44 | 17 |
248 | We’ll, hurry up and conquer Austria, then. I need to get home and start dinner. | 1.3745 | 0.03758 | 275 | 193 | 61 | 21 |
249 | Fine, while you ride to Elba I'll be in the car | 1.3745 | 0.03601 | 259 | 175 | 71 | 13 |
250 | I'm starting to think French immersion school was a bad idea. | 1.3736 | 0.03856 | 265 | 187 | 57 | 21 |
251 | You know the rule, no attacking Prussia until after dinner. | 1.3735 | 0.04109 | 249 | 179 | 47 | 23 |
252 | Napoleon never said, "Hi Ho Silver Away!" | 1.3721 | 0.04279 | 215 | 152 | 46 | 17 |
253 | Have you considered how many quarters it will take to get to Moscow before winter? | 1.3715 | 0.03982 | 253 | 180 | 52 | 21 |
254 | It's time to go home. You can take Vienna tomorrow. | 1.3714 | 0.03673 | 280 | 196 | 64 | 20 |
255 | News Flash- Russia is in the other direction. | 1.3707 | 0.04055 | 232 | 163 | 52 | 17 |
256 | This phase is turning into a complex. | 1.3705 | 0.04107 | 224 | 157 | 51 | 16 |
257 | Enough! You’’ll give yourself a complex! | 1.3705 | 0.03882 | 251 | 176 | 57 | 18 |
258 | I liked it better when you were Batman. | 1.3704 | 0.03704 | 243 | 165 | 66 | 12 |
259 | You can invade Prussia after your nap. | 1.3699 | 0.04060 | 246 | 176 | 49 | 21 |
260 | After you’re done conquering Europe, maybe you could help me load the car. | 1.3699 | 0.04319 | 219 | 157 | 43 | 19 |
261 | First, you'd never make it to Moscow by winter. Second, you have soccer practice in 15 minutes. | 1.3696 | 0.04348 | 230 | 168 | 39 | 23 |
262 | It didn’t end well for the last guy to wear a hat like that | 1.3691 | 0.03948 | 233 | 162 | 56 | 15 |
263 | Delusions of grandeur just like your father | 1.3690 | 0.04145 | 252 | 184 | 43 | 25 |
264 | Onward Christian Soldiers? You've got the wrong war and you're Jewish. | 1.3689 | 0.04323 | 244 | 181 | 36 | 27 |
265 | It's your Waterloo, Timmy. I'm out of quarters | 1.3684 | 0.03912 | 266 | 191 | 52 | 23 |
266 | You can yell "To the toys, to the toys!" all you want to, but we're done shopping. | 1.3676 | 0.04542 | 204 | 148 | 37 | 19 |
267 | To the Toy Store!! | 1.3675 | 0.03981 | 234 | 164 | 54 | 16 |
268 | Time to come home and conquer your chores. | 1.3668 | 0.04039 | 229 | 161 | 52 | 16 |
269 | I said Neapolitan. | 1.3668 | 0.04086 | 229 | 162 | 50 | 17 |
270 | Josephine needs help with groceries, Monsieur Bonaparte. | 1.3667 | 0.04170 | 240 | 174 | 44 | 22 |
271 | When we get home the only thing you’re conquering is your homework | 1.3662 | 0.04033 | 213 | 147 | 54 | 12 |
272 | To start with, you need to conquer first grade. | 1.3659 | 0.04135 | 246 | 179 | 44 | 23 |
273 | I should have never started calling him “Little Man” | 1.3655 | 0.03726 | 249 | 172 | 63 | 14 |
274 | I don't have enough change for your Russian campaign. | 1.3648 | 0.04170 | 233 | 168 | 45 | 20 |
275 | At least it’s not Oedipus | 1.3648 | 0.04258 | 233 | 170 | 41 | 22 |
276 | For the want of two quarters, a war was lost! | 1.3648 | 0.04199 | 244 | 179 | 41 | 24 |
277 | Act your century. | 1.3645 | 0.04017 | 214 | 148 | 54 | 12 |
278 | We're only crossing the parking lot. | 1.3636 | 0.04108 | 198 | 136 | 52 | 10 |
279 | No, you may not annex the cereal aisle. | 1.3636 | 0.04057 | 231 | 164 | 50 | 17 |
280 | A little ‘alp here? | 1.3636 | 0.04099 | 242 | 175 | 46 | 21 |
281 | I predict a period of exile to your room. | 1.3636 | 0.04136 | 209 | 146 | 50 | 13 |
282 | "FYI, Napoleon didn't shout 'Hi Yo Silver'." | 1.3632 | 0.04158 | 223 | 159 | 47 | 17 |
283 | Dismount and be in car in 5 minutes, or this means war. | 1.3628 | 0.04316 | 215 | 155 | 42 | 18 |
284 | Let’s get home. I am making Beef Wellington tonight. | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
285 | Yeah, well, you've not yet begun to clean your room, either. | 1.3624 | 0.04127 | 229 | 164 | 47 | 18 |
286 | Napolean got spanked at Waterloo so if you don't want the same... | 1.3624 | 0.04173 | 218 | 155 | 47 | 16 |
287 | Actually I doubt Napoleon's mom was beheaded for refusing to give him two quarters. | 1.3623 | 0.04217 | 207 | 146 | 47 | 14 |
288 | Donald, for the last time, get off the damn horse! | 1.3623 | 0.04486 | 207 | 151 | 37 | 19 |
289 | How about you conquer helping me with the groceries? | 1.3622 | 0.04438 | 196 | 140 | 41 | 15 |
290 | I remember when it was 25 cents. | 1.3622 | 0.04559 | 185 | 132 | 39 | 14 |
291 | OK, time to go. And stop calling me Josephine. | 1.3621 | 0.03915 | 243 | 172 | 54 | 17 |
292 | Hate to break it to you, but the two front hoofs up means the rider dies in battle. | 1.3621 | 0.04126 | 243 | 177 | 44 | 22 |
293 | The Prussians can wait - your Dad's burning dinner. | 1.3617 | 0.04379 | 188 | 132 | 44 | 12 |
294 | First clean up your room, then you can conquer Europe. | 1.3613 | 0.04145 | 238 | 173 | 44 | 21 |
295 | Definitely a Napoleon complex! | 1.3611 | 0.04349 | 216 | 157 | 40 | 19 |
296 | Belgium is the other way. | 1.3610 | 0.03802 | 241 | 168 | 59 | 14 |
297 | Go to Elba if you want, I’m going home. | 1.3607 | 0.04354 | 219 | 160 | 39 | 20 |
298 | The revolution will have to wait until after your nap. | 1.3600 | 0.04361 | 225 | 166 | 37 | 22 |
299 | Come on. The Duke of Wellington's mommy already took him home. | 1.3600 | 0.04030 | 225 | 159 | 51 | 15 |
300 | Time to go, dear. The Russian winter is coming. | 1.3596 | 0.04228 | 228 | 166 | 42 | 20 |
301 | Nap time comes before world domination. | 1.3592 | 0.04170 | 206 | 145 | 48 | 13 |
302 | You can attack Russia next week. | 1.3589 | 0.03939 | 248 | 178 | 51 | 19 |
303 | After you conquer your room. | 1.3589 | 0.04238 | 209 | 149 | 45 | 15 |
304 | Libertè, egalitè, or crème brûlée? | 1.3586 | 0.03887 | 237 | 167 | 55 | 15 |
305 | You can take over Europe after your nap, let’s go | 1.3586 | 0.04067 | 237 | 171 | 47 | 19 |
306 | Don’t get short with me young man. | 1.3584 | 0.04253 | 226 | 165 | 41 | 20 |
307 | No, it wasn't a lack of change that cost him Waterloo. | 1.3584 | 0.04064 | 226 | 161 | 49 | 16 |
308 | Okay, Emperor, great battle, but I think it's time to finish your homework. | 1.3583 | 0.03854 | 240 | 169 | 56 | 15 |
309 | Timeless, but dimeless. | 1.3578 | 0.04419 | 204 | 148 | 39 | 17 |
310 | After you cross the Alps you'll be hungry. Dinner's at six. | 1.3578 | 0.04266 | 218 | 158 | 42 | 18 |
311 | You already conquered all the sidewalks in the strip mall, honey. I'm not funding a second front. | 1.3577 | 0.03674 | 274 | 195 | 60 | 19 |
312 | You’re overcompensating. | 1.3575 | 0.04590 | 179 | 128 | 38 | 13 |
313 | You and you’re invading armies still need to clean your room | 1.3575 | 0.04479 | 207 | 152 | 36 | 19 |
314 | The French Revolution will have to wait until I get some change. | 1.3575 | 0.04175 | 221 | 159 | 45 | 17 |
315 | Another 50 cents and then it's Waterloo. | 1.3568 | 0.03885 | 241 | 171 | 54 | 16 |
316 | No, you may not start a land war in Asia. Maybe when you're older. | 1.3566 | 0.03709 | 258 | 182 | 60 | 16 |
317 | C'mon. This isn't the first battle you've lost. | 1.3565 | 0.04292 | 216 | 157 | 41 | 18 |
318 | Waterloo is not a water park, sweetie. | 1.3562 | 0.03929 | 233 | 165 | 53 | 15 |
319 | I told you. You’ll grow taller and then you won’t need to compensate. | 1.3551 | 0.04110 | 214 | 152 | 48 | 14 |
320 | You better crown yourself quickly, I'm out of quarters. | 1.3550 | 0.04364 | 200 | 144 | 41 | 15 |
321 | Let’s go General. It’s time for your nap. | 1.3547 | 0.04053 | 234 | 169 | 47 | 18 |
322 | First, conquer your chores. | 1.3547 | 0.04204 | 203 | 144 | 46 | 13 |
323 | I'm out of quarters. That's your Waterloo. | 1.3547 | 0.04204 | 203 | 144 | 46 | 13 |
324 | Russia is the other way. | 1.3545 | 0.04084 | 220 | 157 | 48 | 15 |
325 | No, you're not being "Exiled". We have to go. | 1.3542 | 0.04550 | 192 | 140 | 36 | 16 |
326 | ”Trust me, Mommy cannot be conquered. | 1.3542 | 0.04366 | 192 | 137 | 42 | 13 |
327 | You better get off your high horse right now, young man! | 1.3540 | 0.04008 | 226 | 161 | 50 | 15 |
328 | All the greats got started by conquering the mess in their room.. | 1.3538 | 0.04067 | 195 | 135 | 51 | 9 |
329 | Stop it Timmy, you're going to get a complex. | 1.3538 | 0.04345 | 212 | 155 | 39 | 18 |
330 | Don't make me send you back to Elba. | 1.3538 | 0.04025 | 212 | 149 | 51 | 12 |
331 | C'mon, your brother Hannibal is waiting in the car. | 1.3535 | 0.04274 | 198 | 141 | 44 | 13 |
332 | Let’s conquer cleaning your room first. | 1.3519 | 0.04079 | 216 | 154 | 48 | 14 |
333 | Make Sure You Get Off Before 1812 | 1.3516 | 0.04292 | 219 | 161 | 39 | 19 |
334 | You better be off that thing and in the car by the count of trois! | 1.3515 | 0.04440 | 202 | 148 | 37 | 17 |
335 | Use your words, Donald. It’s rude to point. | 1.3510 | 0.04505 | 208 | 155 | 33 | 20 |
336 | Yes, yes, you’ve got Putin worried. NOW come on home | 1.3510 | 0.04184 | 208 | 149 | 45 | 14 |
337 | Sweetie, get down. You're too young to have a complex. | 1.3507 | 0.04088 | 211 | 150 | 48 | 13 |
338 | Let’s try conquering your homework. | 1.3507 | 0.03976 | 211 | 148 | 52 | 11 |
339 | „Let‘s go! Mommy will buy you Russia on the way home.“ | 1.3506 | 0.03943 | 231 | 165 | 51 | 15 |
340 | You’re going to cross the Alps in shorts? | 1.3505 | 0.04390 | 194 | 140 | 40 | 14 |
341 | We're in Waterloo, Iowa | 1.3503 | 0.04682 | 177 | 129 | 34 | 14 |
342 | Dynamite. You’re named after Napoleon Dynamite. | 1.3503 | 0.04402 | 197 | 143 | 39 | 15 |
343 | That’s Wal-Mart not Waterloo. | 1.3498 | 0.04422 | 203 | 149 | 37 | 17 |
344 | No plunder until after dinner. | 1.3497 | 0.04301 | 183 | 129 | 44 | 10 |
345 | You'll need allies, and a roll of quarters. | 1.3495 | 0.04210 | 206 | 148 | 44 | 14 |
346 | We'll cross the Alps after I pickup the dry cleaning. | 1.3495 | 0.04265 | 206 | 149 | 42 | 15 |
347 | Never get involved in a land war in Walmart. | 1.3495 | 0.04375 | 206 | 151 | 38 | 17 |
348 | Sorry honey, I don’t have enough change in my purse for a European takeover today. | 1.3491 | 0.04127 | 212 | 152 | 46 | 14 |
349 | But if you want to invade Russia, you need to go this way. | 1.3485 | 0.03736 | 241 | 170 | 58 | 13 |
350 | To get liberty, equality and fraternity you need some quarters. | 1.3485 | 0.04499 | 198 | 146 | 35 | 17 |
351 | Let's go Napoleon. It's time for your nap. | 1.3483 | 0.04101 | 201 | 142 | 48 | 11 |
352 | It's time to go home. And stop calling me Josephine. | 1.3480 | 0.04348 | 204 | 149 | 39 | 16 |
353 | Sass me one more time and it’s Elba Island for you. | 1.3478 | 0.04419 | 184 | 132 | 40 | 12 |
354 | You’ve met your Waterloo kid; I’m out of quarters. | 1.3478 | 0.04193 | 207 | 149 | 44 | 14 |
355 | Come my little Corsican, we've sacked this place. To home with the spoils! | 1.3476 | 0.04784 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
356 | Now, or you will really meet your Waterloo | 1.3472 | 0.04227 | 216 | 158 | 41 | 17 |
357 | C'mon, you can invade Russia after dinner. | 1.3463 | 0.04161 | 205 | 147 | 45 | 13 |
358 | Keep it up and it’s going to be permanent summer camp on Elba. | 1.3457 | 0.04415 | 188 | 136 | 39 | 13 |
359 | Be a hero and help me load the minivan first. | 1.3455 | 0.04491 | 191 | 140 | 36 | 15 |
360 | Try conquering your homework first. | 1.3455 | 0.03965 | 220 | 157 | 50 | 13 |
361 | Don't make me send you to Elba. | 1.3454 | 0.04130 | 194 | 137 | 47 | 10 |
362 | This isn't what I was expecting when your teacher said you had confidence issues. | 1.3453 | 0.04129 | 223 | 163 | 43 | 17 |
363 | Let's go Honey. We're having Elba macaroni and cheese for lunch. | 1.3452 | 0.04274 | 197 | 142 | 42 | 13 |
364 | You can rise to power after nap time. | 1.3450 | 0.04288 | 200 | 145 | 41 | 14 |
365 | Are you SURE you’re short enough for that ride? | 1.3450 | 0.03985 | 200 | 140 | 51 | 9 |
366 | That does it! No more French toast for breakfast. | 1.3443 | 0.04172 | 212 | 154 | 43 | 15 |
367 | If you can crown yourself Emperor, you can get your own change. | 1.3442 | 0.04533 | 215 | 164 | 28 | 23 |
368 | At least it’s not an Oedipus Complex | 1.3439 | 0.04131 | 189 | 133 | 47 | 9 |
369 | That’s it!! I’m definitely cancelling the history channel. | 1.3438 | 0.04471 | 192 | 141 | 36 | 15 |
370 | That’s why your father and I are no longer married. | 1.3438 | 0.04220 | 192 | 137 | 44 | 11 |
371 | You've conquered my patience already. Let's go! | 1.3438 | 0.04155 | 192 | 136 | 46 | 10 |
372 | You first need to conquer your homework. | 1.3436 | 0.04422 | 195 | 143 | 37 | 15 |
373 | Do NOT invade Russia while I'm gone! | 1.3435 | 0.03942 | 230 | 166 | 49 | 15 |
374 | Get off your high horse and help me with the groceries, or consider the next few hours your Waterloo. | 1.3433 | 0.04001 | 233 | 170 | 46 | 17 |
375 | Time to conquer your homework. | 1.3433 | 0.04031 | 201 | 142 | 49 | 10 |
376 | Tonight's conquest: long division. | 1.3432 | 0.04601 | 169 | 122 | 36 | 11 |
377 | The revolution can wait honey. Mom has to put these groceries in the fridge. | 1.3430 | 0.04402 | 207 | 154 | 35 | 18 |
378 | Ok French lessons it is. | 1.3429 | 0.03974 | 210 | 149 | 50 | 11 |
379 | I don’t care if you’ve conquered France, we’re still having broccoli. | 1.3425 | 0.04227 | 219 | 162 | 39 | 18 |
380 | Okay, one more time Napoleon and don’t be short with me . | 1.3425 | 0.04373 | 219 | 165 | 33 | 21 |
381 | Let's see who will be home first | 1.3422 | 0.04225 | 187 | 133 | 44 | 10 |
382 | I get it. Napoleon Crossing the Alps. Now get in the car or your room is going to be Elba. | 1.3421 | 0.04107 | 228 | 168 | 42 | 18 |
383 | Keep it up and I’ll exile you to your room! | 1.3420 | 0.04137 | 193 | 137 | 46 | 10 |
384 | When your father hears about that stunt in the ice cream aisle, you'll wish you were exiled to Elba. Now let's go! | 1.3417 | 0.04471 | 199 | 148 | 34 | 17 |
385 | Don’t make me exile you again. | 1.3417 | 0.04178 | 199 | 143 | 44 | 12 |
386 | Sorry, Emperor, Piggly-Wiggly is all out of escargot so I bought Spaghetti-Os. | 1.3416 | 0.04502 | 161 | 114 | 39 | 8 |
387 | Conquering the world will cost you more than 50 cents, dear. | 1.3416 | 0.04194 | 202 | 146 | 43 | 13 |
388 | You can vanquish your enemies or come home and eat mac and cheese. Your choice. | 1.3410 | 0.04741 | 173 | 128 | 31 | 14 |
389 | Point all you want Napoleon but no more quarters. | 1.3408 | 0.03921 | 223 | 160 | 50 | 13 |
390 | ...and stay away from Moscow! | 1.3402 | 0.04551 | 194 | 145 | 32 | 17 |
391 | Yes, the fate of France is important to me. I just don’t have any change for the machine. | 1.3402 | 0.04432 | 194 | 142 | 36 | 15 |
392 | Four bits won't get you to Moscow, Hon. | 1.3399 | 0.04177 | 203 | 147 | 43 | 13 |
393 | You can cross the Alps after you conquer your vegetables. | 1.3398 | 0.04248 | 206 | 151 | 40 | 15 |
394 | Come on, Napoleon, time for your nap. | 1.3390 | 0.04092 | 236 | 176 | 40 | 20 |
395 | Okay, I’m sorry I called you Shorty. Let’s go home. | 1.3389 | 0.04803 | 180 | 136 | 27 | 17 |
396 | You know how I feel about coups d'état on a school night. | 1.3388 | 0.03662 | 242 | 172 | 58 | 12 |
397 | No more watching political rallies for you. | 1.3388 | 0.04137 | 183 | 129 | 46 | 8 |
398 | No, we’re not invading Toys R Us. It’s time to go home. | 1.3385 | 0.04461 | 192 | 142 | 35 | 15 |
399 | Time to get down, sweetie, I don't want you to develop a complex. | 1.3384 | 0.04424 | 198 | 147 | 35 | 16 |
400 | Please get in the car. We don't have time to cross the alps today. | 1.3380 | 0.04054 | 216 | 157 | 45 | 14 |
401 | Lets go before you start developing a complex. | 1.3379 | 0.03963 | 219 | 158 | 48 | 13 |
402 | No, honey. Elba is the other way. | 1.3378 | 0.04030 | 222 | 162 | 45 | 15 |
403 | Just be home before the Russian winter! | 1.3378 | 0.04139 | 225 | 167 | 40 | 18 |
404 | Okay, Napoleon. This is Wellington. Dismount. We're going. | 1.3377 | 0.03920 | 231 | 168 | 48 | 15 |
405 | Just make sure you're home by winter! | 1.3369 | 0.04668 | 187 | 141 | 29 | 17 |
406 | You don't have a complex, you're just ten. | 1.3368 | 0.04442 | 193 | 143 | 35 | 15 |
407 | Why does it have to be a battle every single time I need to get you in the car? | 1.3368 | 0.04319 | 193 | 141 | 39 | 13 |
408 | We’re at the mall, dear – of course we’re gonna charge. | 1.3367 | 0.04347 | 199 | 147 | 37 | 15 |
409 | We need to chat before your class studies Germany. | 1.3363 | 0.04306 | 223 | 169 | 33 | 21 |
410 | Careful, honey. You don't want to get a complex. | 1.3363 | 0.03977 | 226 | 165 | 46 | 15 |
411 | When you're done laying siege to Moscow, I'll be in the car. | 1.3361 | 0.03818 | 244 | 178 | 50 | 16 |
412 | Never mind Italy. It's time for your nap. | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
413 | Do you ever want a girlfriend? | 1.3352 | 0.04427 | 182 | 133 | 37 | 12 |
414 | Wrong direction - Russia is East! | 1.3350 | 0.04089 | 200 | 144 | 45 | 11 |
415 | Your choice. Conquer or dessert | 1.3349 | 0.04219 | 215 | 160 | 38 | 17 |
416 | Help me with the bags or you're exiled, mister. | 1.3348 | 0.04098 | 224 | 166 | 41 | 17 |
417 | Real emperors eat broccoli. | 1.3348 | 0.04069 | 230 | 171 | 41 | 18 |
418 | OK, but come back from Moscow in time for dinner. | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
419 | When we get home, you're exiled. | 1.3333 | 0.04635 | 174 | 129 | 32 | 13 |
420 | Get off your high horse, young man! | 1.3333 | 0.04109 | 207 | 151 | 43 | 13 |
421 | Glory is fleeting, as is your mother. | 1.3333 | 0.04377 | 204 | 153 | 34 | 17 |
422 | You keep this up and you’re going to get a complex. | 1.3333 | 0.04222 | 186 | 134 | 42 | 10 |
423 | One tyrant per family is enough, thank you. | 1.3333 | 0.04133 | 201 | 146 | 43 | 12 |
424 | I don't have enough quarters to get you back to Waterloo | 1.3333 | 0.04111 | 219 | 162 | 41 | 16 |
425 | We are not crossing the Elbe, we are going home. | 1.3333 | 0.04193 | 201 | 147 | 41 | 13 |
426 | I told you, emperors pay for their own rides. | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 192 | 141 | 38 | 13 |
427 | Ok, I'll stop calling you my little guy. | 1.3318 | 0.03903 | 214 | 154 | 49 | 11 |
428 | If it makes you feel any better I bought a French bread” | 1.3317 | 0.03977 | 208 | 150 | 47 | 11 |
429 | For the last time, we're not storming the Banana Republic. | 1.3317 | 0.04133 | 205 | 150 | 42 | 13 |
430 | You can't go and conquer the world, until you're old enough to cross the street by yourself | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
431 | Aren't you getting a little tall for this? | 1.3316 | 0.04203 | 187 | 135 | 42 | 10 |
432 | Time to go, your Trump moment is over. | 1.3316 | 0.04403 | 187 | 138 | 36 | 13 |
433 | When you're done crossing the Alps we've got soccer. | 1.3315 | 0.04318 | 184 | 134 | 39 | 11 |
434 | It’s not complex, Napoleon. 50 cents gets you as far as Russia. Then you’re on your own. | 1.3315 | 0.04386 | 184 | 135 | 37 | 12 |
435 | Waterloo can wait. It's almost nap time. | 1.3302 | 0.03944 | 215 | 156 | 47 | 12 |
436 | We can go to Waterloo tomorrow. | 1.3301 | 0.03660 | 209 | 146 | 57 | 6 |
437 | Nice try but you’ve been exiled to the van. | 1.3301 | 0.03903 | 209 | 150 | 49 | 10 |
438 | First help with the groceries, then you can conquer Europe | 1.3300 | 0.03978 | 203 | 146 | 47 | 10 |
439 | See you in Paris or when your .50 cents is up." | 1.3300 | 0.03978 | 203 | 146 | 47 | 10 |
440 | Let's see how you feel after a fifteen minute time out on the Isle of Elba | 1.3300 | 0.04099 | 203 | 148 | 43 | 12 |
441 | Darling, you are crossing the line not the Alps. | 1.3300 | 0.04140 | 200 | 146 | 42 | 12 |
442 | Take no quarter, give no quarter. | 1.3299 | 0.04289 | 194 | 143 | 38 | 13 |
443 | Don't make me get short with you. | 1.3297 | 0.04551 | 182 | 136 | 32 | 14 |
444 | No invasions on school nights. | 1.3297 | 0.04484 | 182 | 135 | 34 | 13 |
445 | We can flank the enemy from the south using our minivan. | 1.3295 | 0.04269 | 173 | 124 | 41 | 8 |
446 | Russia is in the opposite direction | 1.3295 | 0.04499 | 173 | 127 | 35 | 11 |
447 | Get off your high horse and help carry the bags! | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 115 | 34 | 9 |
448 | You have a choice. Conquer France or skip dessert. | 1.3289 | 0.05168 | 149 | 113 | 23 | 13 |
449 | Watch it or you'll get a complex. | 1.3288 | 0.04013 | 222 | 164 | 43 | 15 |
450 | You can invade Europe later, but now we have to go. | 1.3286 | 0.03768 | 210 | 149 | 53 | 8 |
451 | Napoleon's mom made him help carry the groceries too! | 1.3285 | 0.04156 | 207 | 153 | 40 | 14 |
452 | Abdicate or we're going to be late! | 1.3283 | 0.04165 | 198 | 145 | 41 | 12 |
453 | The Alps are in the other direction, dear. | 1.3280 | 0.04478 | 186 | 139 | 33 | 14 |
454 | You can’t invade Russia until you clean up your room! | 1.3279 | 0.04529 | 183 | 137 | 32 | 14 |
455 | Oh God! Not another complex. | 1.3271 | 0.04059 | 214 | 158 | 42 | 14 |
456 | You can’t lead a charge without the exact change. | 1.3268 | 0.04181 | 205 | 152 | 39 | 14 |
457 | In the car. You can take Austerlitz tomorrow. | 1.3264 | 0.04234 | 193 | 142 | 39 | 12 |
458 | You can go to Russia, I’m going home | 1.3263 | 0.03870 | 190 | 134 | 50 | 6 |
459 | Cross the Alps and let's go. | 1.3262 | 0.03980 | 187 | 133 | 47 | 7 |
460 | No I don't have a quarter for you to get back to France | 1.3261 | 0.04094 | 184 | 132 | 44 | 8 |
461 | The only place you're going is Elba. | 1.3257 | 0.03988 | 175 | 123 | 47 | 5 |
462 | Russia's in this direction, dear | 1.3256 | 0.04096 | 215 | 160 | 40 | 15 |
463 | That's great, but you still have to take a bath tonight. | 1.3253 | 0.04774 | 166 | 125 | 28 | 13 |
464 | Italy can wait, mon général, but dinner cannot. | 1.3252 | 0.04276 | 206 | 155 | 35 | 16 |
465 | Fuck off, Senator Hawley | 1.3252 | 0.04544 | 206 | 160 | 25 | 21 |
466 | You can't conquer England until after supper. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
467 | Lemme guess, you need to go back upstairs to water the loo? | 1.3247 | 0.04216 | 194 | 143 | 39 | 12 |
468 | So, I see you're over your Genghis Khan phase. | 1.3247 | 0.04279 | 194 | 144 | 37 | 13 |
469 | Yeah, you're about the right size. | 1.3247 | 0.04865 | 154 | 115 | 28 | 11 |
470 | Onward! To the food court! | 1.3243 | 0.04354 | 185 | 137 | 36 | 12 |
471 | You're off of there in one minute or it's back to Elba for you, Mister! | 1.3242 | 0.03989 | 219 | 162 | 43 | 14 |
472 | We storm the cookie aisle at dawn. | 1.3240 | 0.04383 | 179 | 132 | 36 | 11 |
473 | I am quite sure that Paul Revere never said “Brexit Brexit” dear. | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
474 | No, he didn’t say ‘Remember the Alamo’ geez, what are they teaching you in school? | 1.3237 | 0.04560 | 173 | 129 | 32 | 12 |
475 | You need to learn to pick your battles young man. I said it's time to go...now! | 1.3237 | 0.04633 | 173 | 130 | 30 | 13 |
476 | We suffered and unexpected defeat during checkout. I suggest a tactical retreat. | 1.3237 | 0.04203 | 207 | 155 | 37 | 15 |
477 | No matter how many countries you conquer, you still have to clean your room. | 1.3235 | 0.03889 | 204 | 147 | 48 | 9 |
478 | Calling it a ‘complex’ won’t get you more quarters. | 1.3234 | 0.04270 | 167 | 120 | 40 | 7 |
479 | You need loftier goals. | 1.3231 | 0.04069 | 195 | 142 | 43 | 10 |
480 | I don't care how many battles you won, you are still helping me carry in the groceries. | 1.3228 | 0.04287 | 189 | 140 | 37 | 12 |
481 | Oh, stop. You’re just small for your age. | 1.3226 | 0.04128 | 186 | 135 | 42 | 9 |
482 | Sorry buddy, you’re already too tall to have a Napoleon complex. | 1.3226 | 0.05008 | 155 | 118 | 24 | 13 |
483 | I promise we can invade Russia on the way home. | 1.3223 | 0.04033 | 211 | 156 | 42 | 13 |
484 | When you have finished conquering Europe, remember that you have to cut the lawn. | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
485 | This will be your Waterloo if you don’t get into car right now! | 1.3222 | 0.04502 | 180 | 135 | 32 | 13 |
486 | Off, or it's straight to Elba!! | 1.3220 | 0.04339 | 205 | 156 | 32 | 17 |
487 | Redoing — Look, for the last time, you lost in 2020, ok?? | 1.3217 | 0.05119 | 143 | 108 | 24 | 11 |
488 | Damn, Montessori. | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
489 | Since you are up on your high horse, pay the 50 cents yourself. | 1.3214 | 0.04052 | 196 | 143 | 43 | 10 |
490 | The revolution will have to wait until after dinner. | 1.3214 | 0.04052 | 196 | 143 | 43 | 10 |
491 | Working on your toxic masculinity, I see. | 1.3214 | 0.04493 | 168 | 124 | 34 | 10 |
492 | The gaul of this child! | 1.3214 | 0.04332 | 168 | 122 | 38 | 8 |
493 | Remember our talk about boarding schools in Elba? | 1.3212 | 0.04410 | 193 | 146 | 32 | 15 |
494 | I'll Waterloo your behind if you call me peasant again. | 1.3210 | 0.05004 | 162 | 125 | 22 | 15 |
495 | You might consider skipping Waterloo. | 1.3209 | 0.04315 | 187 | 139 | 36 | 12 |
496 | You can do all the conquering you want, after you finish your homework | 1.3209 | 0.04315 | 187 | 139 | 36 | 12 |
497 | It's time to go. You can conquer Europe later. | 1.3206 | 0.04168 | 209 | 157 | 37 | 15 |
498 | monte dans la voiture tout de suite! | 1.3205 | 0.04725 | 156 | 116 | 30 | 10 |
499 | Hmmm, I know how this is going to end. | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
500 | After the conquest, don't forget your homework. | 1.3204 | 0.04038 | 206 | 152 | 42 | 12 |
501 | Joan of Arc says get your butt in the car. | 1.3202 | 0.04477 | 203 | 157 | 27 | 19 |
502 | Unlike your idol, at least you meet the height requirement to ride. | 1.3202 | 0.04310 | 203 | 154 | 33 | 16 |
503 | In two seconds this is going to be your Waterloo. | 1.3198 | 0.04223 | 197 | 147 | 37 | 13 |
504 | Let's go little man. | 1.3198 | 0.04927 | 172 | 134 | 21 | 17 |
505 | This does not count as your history project! | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
506 | Let’s start by crossing the parking lot first, and then we can try the Alps. | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
507 | Get in the car now, or you’ll be exiled for a whole week! | 1.3196 | 0.03980 | 219 | 163 | 42 | 14 |
508 | No, I sad we’re getting Neapolitan ice cream. | 1.3195 | 0.04701 | 169 | 128 | 28 | 13 |
509 | Come on Mr. Bonaparte we're late for the revolution. | 1.3194 | 0.04184 | 191 | 141 | 39 | 11 |
510 | We don't have time; you'll be late for your psychology appointment. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
511 | I heard about the terrible twos but nobody told me about the Napoleonic nines | 1.3190 | 0.04096 | 210 | 157 | 39 | 14 |
512 | Mister, I mean monsieur, it’s time to stop crossing the Alps and start crossing the parking lot to the car. | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
513 | Come along sweetheart, Prussia isn't going to invade itself. | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
514 | Russia will still be there to invade when your nap is over. | 1.3186 | 0.03940 | 204 | 149 | 45 | 10 |
515 | You have 3 minutes to defeat the Austrians and 10 to clean your room. | 1.3186 | 0.04001 | 204 | 150 | 43 | 11 |
516 | Hurry, I too have to go to water loo. | 1.3184 | 0.04162 | 201 | 150 | 38 | 13 |
517 | Come on honey, we have to go pick up the kids. | 1.3184 | 0.03877 | 223 | 165 | 45 | 13 |
518 | I'm pretty sure the Prussians can wait until after your piano lesson. | 1.3182 | 0.04205 | 198 | 148 | 37 | 13 |
519 | Honey, nicely ask General Cornwallis to surrender so I can start dinner. | 1.3182 | 0.04205 | 198 | 148 | 37 | 13 |
520 | First, let's conquer how to tie your shoes THEN the world. | 1.3182 | 0.04761 | 154 | 115 | 29 | 10 |
521 | No crossing the Alps until your homework is done. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
522 | Not getting ice cream hardly calls for revolution. | 1.3179 | 0.04058 | 195 | 143 | 42 | 10 |
523 | Oh, the British are coming? | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
524 | You can invade Moscow after you finish your homework. | 1.3177 | 0.03894 | 192 | 138 | 47 | 7 |
525 | Okay, Napoleon, let’s try attacking your homework. | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
526 | That's a little complex. | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
527 | Never interrupt your enemy when she is paying for your horse. | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
528 | Revolution isn’t a phase, Mom. | 1.3168 | 0.04860 | 161 | 123 | 25 | 13 |
529 | Why couldn't you just tell me where I parked the car? | 1.3165 | 0.04759 | 158 | 119 | 28 | 11 |
530 | Come on Cap’n Crunch time to go | 1.3165 | 0.04925 | 158 | 121 | 24 | 13 |
531 | When we get home, you can conquer the mess on your floor. | 1.3163 | 0.04230 | 196 | 147 | 36 | 13 |
532 | Yes, the Trump rally is that way. No, we're not going. | 1.3161 | 0.04338 | 193 | 146 | 33 | 14 |
533 | Get off of that thing now or I'll exile you to your room. | 1.3158 | 0.04320 | 152 | 109 | 38 | 5 |
534 | Times up, Bonaparte. We’re crossing the parking lot now. | 1.3158 | 0.04448 | 190 | 145 | 30 | 15 |
535 | You’d think that begging for change would be beneath an emperor. | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
536 | You're more like your father every day. | 1.3155 | 0.04026 | 187 | 136 | 43 | 8 |
537 | Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have two quarters. | 1.3151 | 0.04209 | 146 | 103 | 40 | 3 |
538 | Fresh out of francs mon cher. | 1.3150 | 0.04108 | 200 | 149 | 39 | 12 |
539 | Give it up, Herman. You're 37! | 1.3149 | 0.04537 | 181 | 138 | 29 | 14 |
540 | Sorry, your campaign funds have run out. | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
541 | No, you cannot raise your allowance by selling Louisiana. | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
542 | Those shorts aren't going to get you through the Russian winter. | 1.3146 | 0.04230 | 178 | 131 | 38 | 9 |
543 | Is that your way of telling me you want french fries? | 1.3145 | 0.04198 | 159 | 114 | 40 | 5 |
544 | This is your Waterloo. Get in the car now. | 1.3145 | 0.04979 | 159 | 123 | 22 | 14 |
545 | Yes, mommy remembered the baguette and brie. | 1.3143 | 0.04428 | 175 | 131 | 33 | 11 |
546 | It's just a complex. Hopefully you'll grow out of it. | 1.3141 | 0.04037 | 191 | 140 | 42 | 9 |
547 | Don't let my therapist see you playing Napoleon. | 1.3141 | 0.04620 | 156 | 116 | 31 | 9 |
548 | I don’t have any more quarters and quit calling me Maman | 1.3140 | 0.04845 | 172 | 134 | 22 | 16 |
549 | Honey, we are democrats, not republicans.. let's go home now. | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
550 | At least you will grow out of it. | 1.3138 | 0.04216 | 188 | 140 | 37 | 11 |
551 | Maybe your super power could be wasting fifty cents. | 1.3137 | 0.04948 | 153 | 117 | 24 | 12 |
552 | You can conquer Italy tomorrow, honey. Right now, you've got soccer practice. | 1.3136 | 0.04534 | 169 | 127 | 31 | 11 |
553 | Well, I guess you are about the same height. | 1.3134 | 0.03967 | 201 | 148 | 43 | 10 |
554 | If only you felt the same way about your homework.... | 1.3134 | 0.04029 | 201 | 149 | 41 | 11 |
555 | Try not to conquer too much; they only give you five minutes. | 1.3133 | 0.04085 | 166 | 119 | 42 | 5 |
556 | Careful! Don't break your bone apart Napoleon! | 1.3131 | 0.04254 | 198 | 150 | 34 | 14 |
557 | You know Napoleon lost his empire, right? | 1.3131 | 0.04006 | 198 | 146 | 42 | 10 |
558 | That’s it, no more watching Fox News with Grandpa | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
559 | I liked your "Death of Marat" better. | 1.3129 | 0.04648 | 163 | 123 | 29 | 11 |
560 | Some say Napoleon was exiled from his home for not helping with the groceries. | 1.3129 | 0.04310 | 163 | 119 | 37 | 7 |
561 | Napoleon! If you ride that thing any longer you’re going to tear your Bonaparte! | 1.3125 | 0.04361 | 160 | 117 | 36 | 7 |
562 | Clearly, therapy is not helping with your Napoleon complex. | 1.3122 | 0.03851 | 205 | 150 | 46 | 9 |
563 | I don’t have enough change for a European takeover. | 1.3122 | 0.04197 | 189 | 141 | 37 | 11 |
564 | Josephine is waiting for you in the sandbox. | 1.3121 | 0.04769 | 157 | 119 | 27 | 11 |
565 | You’ve just met your Waterloo. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
566 | OK, one more time across the Alps and then we gotta get home. | 1.3118 | 0.04108 | 170 | 123 | 41 | 6 |
567 | Sorry but you must be this tall to conquer Russia. | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
568 | Now if you could lead the charge to Costco. | 1.3114 | 0.04566 | 167 | 126 | 30 | 11 |
569 | Enjoy your ride, Bonaparte. I am out of quarters. | 1.3111 | 0.04477 | 180 | 137 | 30 | 13 |
570 | Those are my terms - all Europe. Or the new iPhone. | 1.3111 | 0.04190 | 180 | 133 | 38 | 9 |
571 | Let’s go, I have the pumpernickel for your horse and inserts for your shoes. | 1.3111 | 0.04040 | 180 | 131 | 42 | 7 |
572 | OK, but you need to be home by dinner, and I don't want you playing with those Russian kids! | 1.3105 | 0.04309 | 190 | 144 | 33 | 13 |
573 | I said we’re making French toast not starting a revolution. | 1.3105 | 0.03902 | 190 | 138 | 45 | 7 |
574 | You can relax. It's elbow macaroni, not Elba macaroni. | 1.3103 | 0.04511 | 174 | 132 | 30 | 12 |
575 | « Yes sweetheart, he was listening to his mother as well… » | 1.3102 | 0.04356 | 187 | 142 | 32 | 13 |
576 | I am the very model of a modern Dollar General. | 1.3101 | 0.04481 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
577 | When we get home, you are going to be exiled to your room. | 1.3099 | 0.04565 | 171 | 130 | 29 | 12 |
578 | Loser! | 1.3098 | 0.04472 | 184 | 141 | 29 | 14 |
579 | I liked it better when you ran around with a bath towel and called yourself Superman. | 1.3097 | 0.05061 | 155 | 121 | 20 | 14 |
580 | I said right now, young man! Your sisters Josephine and Elba are waiting for us. | 1.3097 | 0.04151 | 155 | 111 | 40 | 4 |
581 | Knock it off, or I'll bring back the reign of terror." | 1.3094 | 0.04455 | 181 | 138 | 30 | 13 |
582 | C’mon you little shit. | 1.3092 | 0.05133 | 152 | 119 | 19 | 14 |
583 | Hannibal crossed them on an elephant. | 1.3092 | 0.04402 | 152 | 111 | 35 | 6 |
584 | Come on, Cinderella and Oedipus are already in the car. | 1.3092 | 0.04871 | 152 | 116 | 25 | 11 |
585 | I'll let you conquer the mess in your bedroom for a lot less than that. | 1.3089 | 0.04092 | 191 | 142 | 39 | 10 |
586 | We need to discuss your Napoleon complex. | 1.3089 | 0.04159 | 191 | 143 | 37 | 11 |
587 | Get in the car or I'm calling the Duke of Wellington. | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
588 | Tour de Walmart ? | 1.3086 | 0.04574 | 162 | 122 | 30 | 10 |
589 | I don't care if Wellington is coming, time to go home. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
590 | Yeah that, and your horse is little too! | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
591 | No, you can't invade Russia now, you have a soccer game. | 1.3081 | 0.04389 | 172 | 129 | 33 | 10 |
592 | Do you happen to have a quarter? I’m a little short. | 1.3081 | 0.04068 | 172 | 125 | 41 | 6 |
593 | Stop revolting. | 1.3081 | 0.04317 | 185 | 140 | 33 | 12 |
594 | Get off your high horse. | 1.3077 | 0.04295 | 182 | 137 | 34 | 11 |
595 | I'm sorry. I just don't have enough quarters for you to invade Russia. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 156 | 120 | 24 | 12 |
596 | Vladimir, how many times do I have to tell you? You aren't impressing anybody! | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
597 | Napoleon's mom would have given him another 50 cents. | 1.3073 | 0.04691 | 179 | 140 | 23 | 16 |
598 | Get in the car or be exiled. | 1.3073 | 0.04343 | 179 | 135 | 33 | 11 |
599 | No more trips to Versailles for you, young man! | 1.3072 | 0.04575 | 166 | 126 | 29 | 11 |
600 | Liberte, schmiberte; I'll be in the car. | 1.3068 | 0.04242 | 176 | 131 | 36 | 9 |
601 | I buy ONE baguette… | 1.3068 | 0.04318 | 176 | 132 | 34 | 10 |
602 | I doubt that Napoleon asked his mother for quarters to take over Europe. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
603 | I've finished shopping...Austerlitz will have to wait until next week. | 1.3061 | 0.04789 | 147 | 111 | 27 | 9 |
604 | Ok, this is the last time we take over France. | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
605 | I'm out of change, so this must be your Waterloo. | 1.3057 | 0.04922 | 157 | 122 | 22 | 13 |
606 | If we don’t leave now, you’ll be eating Elba toast for dinner. | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
607 | Okay, you conquered Target. Now what? | 1.3056 | 0.04250 | 180 | 135 | 35 | 10 |
608 | Sorry, I don't have two francs. | 1.3054 | 0.04222 | 167 | 123 | 37 | 7 |
609 | Come along, Donald, world domination can wait. | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
610 | That’s it, no more Mel Gibson movies | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
611 | Well Napoleon, you got the short part down pat. | 1.3053 | 0.04029 | 190 | 141 | 40 | 9 |
612 | We can wage total war after nap time. | 1.3052 | 0.04904 | 154 | 119 | 23 | 12 |
613 | I know you want to continue the Reign of Terror but I've run out of quarters. | 1.3051 | 0.04371 | 177 | 134 | 32 | 11 |
614 | Maybe you should try conquering your messy room first! | 1.3051 | 0.04067 | 177 | 130 | 40 | 7 |
615 | This is the last time I'm saying it, you're not dressed for a winter invasion! | 1.3050 | 0.03895 | 200 | 148 | 43 | 9 |
616 | I don't know what "Able was I ere I saw Elba" means, but the ice cream is melting." | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
617 | Your supply chain has to go home and make dinner. | 1.3046 | 0.04407 | 151 | 111 | 34 | 6 |
618 | No. I'm all out of francs. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
619 | If you don't come right now, I'm telling the Duke of Wellington. | 1.3041 | 0.04104 | 194 | 146 | 37 | 11 |
620 | Time to conquer the bathtub, your highness | 1.3041 | 0.04396 | 171 | 129 | 32 | 10 |
621 | Your choice. Waterloo is that way. Lunch is this way. | 1.3038 | 0.04463 | 158 | 118 | 32 | 8 |
622 | C’mon. You can take Vienna after the dry cleaner’s. | 1.3038 | 0.04184 | 158 | 115 | 38 | 5 |
623 | For the last time: I'm not recording this for your history project. | 1.3037 | 0.04146 | 191 | 144 | 36 | 11 |
624 | No, the horse isn't wounded. Your fifty cents is up. | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
625 | Just like your father. He thinks he’s a great man too. | 1.3034 | 0.04350 | 178 | 135 | 32 | 11 |
626 | Come on, it's time to go storm the Bastille and see if Robespierre has fixed the dishwasher. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
627 | Come home when you are ready to conquer your homework. | 1.3030 | 0.04419 | 165 | 124 | 32 | 9 |
628 | OK, Mr. '"I'm posing for the statue they'll erect in my honor when I become Emperor of the World." I'm out of quarters and your High Horse doesn't take plastic or crypto." | 1.3029 | 0.04400 | 175 | 133 | 31 | 11 |
629 | Emperor, hop off the pony before Mama teaches you the meaning of Waterloo. | 1.3029 | 0.04170 | 175 | 130 | 37 | 8 |
630 | You can invade Russia once your homework is done. | 1.3029 | 0.04325 | 175 | 132 | 33 | 10 |
631 | You’re going straight to Elba when we get home, if you don’t get in the car right now young man! | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
632 | I'm glad they found a use for those confederate statues. | 1.3025 | 0.04723 | 162 | 125 | 25 | 12 |
633 | Call me Josephine one more time, and I'll be your Waterloo. | 1.3025 | 0.04883 | 162 | 127 | 21 | 14 |
634 | If you promise to stop conquering Europe I’ll buy you an ice cream cone. | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
635 | You are NOT going to Russia! | 1.3020 | 0.04110 | 202 | 154 | 35 | 13 |
636 | When we get home, your next conquest better be cleaning your room, or I see a Russian winter in your future. | 1.3017 | 0.04401 | 179 | 137 | 30 | 12 |
637 | Unless you want to be exiled, you'll help with the groceries. | 1.3017 | 0.04181 | 179 | 134 | 36 | 9 |
638 | It's your Waterloo. I'm out of quarters. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
639 | Alright, big guy, it’s time to retreat…let’s go. | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
640 | Have you been in your father's liquor cabinet again? | 1.3013 | 0.04008 | 156 | 112 | 41 | 3 |
641 | Option one, come home with me and have ice-cream. Option two, attack Russia in Winter. What's it going to be little man? | 1.3012 | 0.04559 | 166 | 127 | 28 | 11 |
642 | It's time to go get your father off the Ferris Wheel | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
643 | Which way did Dad go? | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
644 | Yes, you're the same size as Napoleon. But he had a bigger horse. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
645 | The mall today, the world tomorrow. | 1.3006 | 0.04114 | 173 | 128 | 38 | 7 |
646 | No, you can't have fifty cents to conquer Europe. | 1.3006 | 0.04429 | 173 | 132 | 30 | 11 |
647 | No, I won't go get your toy soldiers. | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
648 | Finish conquering Russia while I load the car, sweetie. | 1.3005 | 0.04261 | 183 | 139 | 33 | 11 |
649 | No. I can’t change francs for quarters. | 1.3000 | 0.04084 | 190 | 143 | 37 | 10 |
650 | OK Napolean - how about this: il faut get off the cheval this minute! | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
651 | To Elba! | 1.3000 | 0.03945 | 190 | 141 | 41 | 8 |
652 | You remind me of your dad. And the ride with him was worth the same as the price of yours. | 1.3000 | 0.04758 | 160 | 124 | 24 | 12 |
653 | Don't worry. You'll grow out of it. | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
654 | You're 222 years too late | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
655 | F.Y.I. Napoleon, the twinkies are heading in the opposite direction, so I would dismount and retreat! | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
656 | Stay out of Russia while I’m shopping. | 1.2994 | 0.04357 | 177 | 135 | 31 | 11 |
657 | We need to get home before winter comes. | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
658 | That war is so over! Get real, get a spaceship! | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
659 | Maybe sending you to a military academy was a mistake after all" | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
660 | When I said you were too short to play in the NBA,I didn’t mean to give you a complex. | 1.2988 | 0.04426 | 164 | 124 | 31 | 9 |
661 | Sorry, I’ve spent all my centimes. | 1.2987 | 0.04431 | 154 | 115 | 32 | 7 |
662 | Just don’t break anything, Bone-apart. | 1.2987 | 0.04886 | 154 | 120 | 22 | 12 |
663 | Race you home. | 1.2986 | 0.04416 | 144 | 106 | 33 | 5 |
664 | I would consider it a triumph if you cleaned your room. | 1.2986 | 0.03624 | 211 | 155 | 49 | 7 |
665 | Let’s go you pretentious little shit. | 1.2985 | 0.05300 | 134 | 105 | 18 | 11 |
666 | Sweetie we don’t have time to conquer Europe, dinner is at 6pm | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
667 | Want water, Lew? | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
668 | No, you may not invade Russia. | 1.2983 | 0.03913 | 181 | 133 | 42 | 6 |
669 | Darling, we’re not invading Russia until Mom has had coffee and cake. | 1.2983 | 0.04358 | 181 | 139 | 30 | 12 |
670 | Time to go, it's three if by car. | 1.2983 | 0.04067 | 181 | 135 | 38 | 8 |
671 | I don't have any change. You can cross the Alps next week. | 1.2981 | 0.04211 | 161 | 119 | 36 | 6 |
672 | One if by Lands End; Two if by See’s Candy! | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
673 | If you don’t get off right now the British won’t be your biggest problem. | 1.2981 | 0.04814 | 161 | 126 | 22 | 13 |
674 | Yes I did sign you up for drama class. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
675 | As a child Napoleon was less complex. | 1.2976 | 0.04590 | 168 | 130 | 26 | 12 |
676 | Little Man, I am your Waterloo. | 1.2975 | 0.04794 | 158 | 123 | 23 | 12 |
677 | Onward to Waterloo, Napoleon! And when you get there, your room needs to be cleaned! | 1.2970 | 0.04486 | 165 | 126 | 29 | 10 |
678 | 50 cents kid? You're being taken for a ride. | 1.2969 | 0.04114 | 192 | 146 | 35 | 11 |
679 | If your not done in two minutes, insurrection or otherwise, you'll be exiled to the back seat | 1.2969 | 0.05245 | 128 | 99 | 20 | 9 |
680 | The ice cream is melting, you can conquer Europe later | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
681 | The only thing you have in common with Napoleon is your height | 1.2968 | 0.04772 | 155 | 120 | 24 | 11 |
682 | You really don’t know when to stop, do you? | 1.2968 | 0.04772 | 155 | 120 | 24 | 11 |
683 | Get off your high horse Napoleon, it’s time to go! | 1.2967 | 0.04195 | 182 | 138 | 34 | 10 |
684 | Don't care. We are going this way. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
685 | Terrific, sweetie, but do you remember where we parked? | 1.2966 | 0.04906 | 145 | 112 | 23 | 10 |
686 | I should've just let you play those violent video games. | 1.2965 | 0.04660 | 172 | 135 | 23 | 14 |
687 | Just don't start calling yourself a republican. | 1.2965 | 0.04359 | 172 | 131 | 31 | 10 |
688 | Vers l'infini et au-delà! | 1.2963 | 0.04280 | 162 | 121 | 34 | 7 |
689 | First take your Ritalin, then you can invade Russia | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
690 | That Waterloo was in Belgium. We're in Iowa. | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
691 | Okay, Tommy, Waterloo is over. | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
692 | Sorry,pigeons are part of the experience | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
693 | I don’t care who is coming. I’m going. | 1.2955 | 0.04212 | 176 | 133 | 34 | 9 |
694 | I need to start charging more for these babysitting gigs. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
695 | Time for your nap, Nap. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
696 | The war's over, General. Let's go home and feed the troops. | 1.2952 | 0.03751 | 166 | 119 | 45 | 2 |
697 | First conquer your homework. Then we can talk about Europe. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
698 | Don't get short with me! | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
699 | Invade Russia tomorrow, I'm out of quarters! | 1.2950 | 0.04504 | 139 | 103 | 31 | 5 |
700 | The real guy wouldn't attack an ice cream parlor. | 1.2948 | 0.04489 | 173 | 134 | 27 | 12 |
701 | Listen Napoleon, I know you want to invade Russia again, but our bus to the Bronx leaves in five minutes! | 1.2948 | 0.04259 | 173 | 131 | 33 | 9 |
702 | Come on, I don't care if you are only two quarters away from world domination? | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
703 | You're going to be French Toast if you stay on that any longer! | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
704 | Conquer these groceries or face exile in your room. | 1.2945 | 0.04432 | 163 | 124 | 30 | 9 |
705 | Don't cross me, little man. | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
706 | I said it’s time for your nap Leon. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
707 | Go to Russia if you want, but I'm going home. | 1.2941 | 0.04897 | 153 | 120 | 21 | 12 |
708 | I bought you some Elba pasta. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
709 | After you cross the Alps you can help me with these groceries. | 1.2938 | 0.04487 | 177 | 138 | 26 | 13 |
710 | This better be a phase and not a complex. | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
711 | You can conquer Europe after you finish your homework. | 1.2937 | 0.04655 | 126 | 93 | 29 | 4 |
712 | I'm sure you want to go back in time, don't worry the Supreme Court's already doing that for us! | 1.2934 | 0.04753 | 167 | 132 | 21 | 14 |
713 | You go to Waterloo. I am going to the car. | 1.2933 | 0.04288 | 150 | 111 | 34 | 5 |
714 | When you're done conquering the world we need to get you some new underpants. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
715 | I know you have the Prussians outflanked, but we still have to pick up your sister. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
716 | Listen my child and you shall hear, not of the midnight ride of Paul Revere, but the sound of your ride leaving here! | 1.2933 | 0.04874 | 150 | 117 | 22 | 11 |
717 | Poor kid, he’s got a Trump complex. | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
718 | Your choice: Waterloo or spaghetti? | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
719 | You’re going nowhere, kid. | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
720 | And France was lost for want of four bits. | 1.2929 | 0.04082 | 198 | 152 | 34 | 12 |
721 | You should have put on long pants for that long Russian winter! | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
722 | Time to go, little man. | 1.2927 | 0.04736 | 164 | 129 | 22 | 13 |
723 | I have just one word for you, young man-Waterloo! | 1.2925 | 0.04549 | 147 | 111 | 29 | 7 |
724 | Remember your play date with Josephine. | 1.2922 | 0.04411 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
725 | Elba time. NOW. | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
726 | I acknowledge your self-grandiosity, but not your invincibility. | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
727 | FYI, General, Russia is THIS way! | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
728 | God, you’re like your father | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
729 | Everybody has their own Waterloo. Yours is no more quarters. | 1.2919 | 0.04877 | 161 | 128 | 19 | 14 |
730 | Sorry, for a second I thought you were my ex-husband. | 1.2917 | 0.04915 | 144 | 112 | 22 | 10 |
731 | Two more quarters and it's on to Waterloo! | 1.2914 | 0.04138 | 175 | 132 | 35 | 8 |
732 | No, the car is the other way. | 1.2914 | 0.04444 | 175 | 136 | 27 | 12 |
733 | Yeah, well, le ride home, c'est moi. | 1.2914 | 0.04294 | 175 | 134 | 31 | 10 |
734 | I'm beginning to think that I've spoiled you. | 1.2914 | 0.04845 | 151 | 118 | 22 | 11 |
735 | As a matter of fact, Napoleon DID help his mama with the groceries. | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
736 | I don't think "Silver" was the name of Napoleon's horse. | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
737 | Invading Italy will have to wait until you finish your homework. | 1.2911 | 0.04427 | 158 | 120 | 30 | 8 |
738 | Don’t make this your Waterloo. Get in the car now. | 1.2909 | 0.04469 | 165 | 127 | 28 | 10 |
739 | Let's go, Russia is this way. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
740 | I knew we should have got you the pirate hat instead. | 1.2908 | 0.04986 | 141 | 110 | 21 | 10 |
741 | It's supposed to be the middle finger, Shorty. Oh, and back at ya. | 1.2908 | 0.04334 | 141 | 104 | 33 | 4 |
742 | I think I preferred your Batman complex. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
743 | Dismount right now, Jeffrey, or you’re off to Elba! | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
744 | Come on billy isn’t Neapolitan Ice cream enough | 1.2902 | 0.03809 | 193 | 144 | 42 | 7 |
745 | C’mon, Emperor, let’s go invade Chuck E. Cheese. | 1.2901 | 0.04690 | 162 | 127 | 23 | 12 |
746 | Now don't go invading Russia | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
747 | Sorry Napoleon, there's no funding for this war. | 1.2899 | 0.04393 | 169 | 130 | 29 | 10 |
748 | First conquer your bedroom. | 1.2899 | 0.04230 | 169 | 128 | 33 | 8 |
749 | It’s better than an Oedipus complex | 1.2899 | 0.04312 | 169 | 129 | 31 | 9 |
750 | Knock it off mister or it’s straight off to Elba for you. | 1.2897 | 0.04885 | 145 | 113 | 22 | 10 |
751 | But are you sure you want to cross ME? | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
752 | Get off that horse now, or you'll be exiled to your room for a week | 1.2896 | 0.04160 | 183 | 140 | 33 | 10 |
753 | No quarter for me? Ha! No quarters for you! | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
754 | That's cute - just don't play on the guillotine. | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
755 | It's more complex than that! | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
756 | I told you Napoleon, you can't invade Russia until Mama gets some change from the bank. | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
757 | It’s time to leave this complex. | 1.2892 | 0.04278 | 166 | 126 | 32 | 8 |
758 | The Alps lie to the east, but the dentist lies to the west. Come on. | 1.2892 | 0.04191 | 166 | 125 | 34 | 7 |
759 | You’d better conquer Europe in the next 3 minutes. I’m all out of quarters. | 1.2892 | 0.04527 | 166 | 129 | 26 | 11 |
760 | Fine, fly the imaginary horse to your imaginary other mom who DOES buy you candy. | 1.2892 | 0.04445 | 166 | 128 | 28 | 10 |
761 | I know Moscow's that way,but home is this way. | 1.2892 | 0.04606 | 166 | 130 | 24 | 12 |
762 | Your troops are about to desert you! | 1.2892 | 0.04278 | 166 | 126 | 32 | 8 |
763 | Let me know when you reach Elba. | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
764 | Get down this minute. Or you're exiled to your room. | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
765 | Who do you think you are, Trump? | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
766 | Fine, I surrender. We'll order pizza. | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
767 | Careful, little man, or next time it's Elba instead of Aldi | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
768 | No more quarters. I have funded your last attack. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
769 | European conquest can wait. It’s nap time. | 1.2885 | 0.04727 | 156 | 122 | 23 | 11 |
770 | Wait 'til Spring. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
771 | No, Waterloo is that way. Our van is this way. | 1.2882 | 0.04527 | 170 | 133 | 25 | 12 |
772 | only 50 cents?? | 1.2880 | 0.05306 | 125 | 98 | 18 | 9 |
773 | Sorry love, but I don't know the French word for "Giddyup" | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
774 | It's a fun ride while it lasts. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
775 | Yes, Napoleon. An army marches on its stomach. Time to eat. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
776 | We all know how this will end, Donald. | 1.2876 | 0.04966 | 153 | 122 | 18 | 13 |
777 | Would Napoleon like a Klondike bar? | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
778 | The battle of Austerlitz will just have to wait. I’m out of quarters. | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
779 | Don't forget to Google "Elba." | 1.2873 | 0.04036 | 181 | 137 | 36 | 8 |
780 | In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
781 | You can major in French history. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
782 | We'll invade Russia right after we buy you a nice back-to-school outfit. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
783 | No ! I'm not buying you a boat so you can cross the Delaware ! | 1.2867 | 0.04667 | 150 | 116 | 25 | 9 |
784 | See you at the Subaru. | 1.2867 | 0.04266 | 150 | 112 | 33 | 5 |
785 | I’ll be back before Waterloo. | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
786 | I like your ambition! Now go off and do your homework so you can do something important. | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
787 | No, Donald. This is America. You can't be Emperor here. | 1.2866 | 0.04871 | 157 | 125 | 19 | 13 |
788 | Let's conquer your ABCs before we move on to all of Europe. | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
789 | C'mon, where headed home—to Waterloo, as you prefer to call it. | 1.2866 | 0.04639 | 164 | 129 | 23 | 12 |
790 | I don’t want you developing a complex. | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
791 | You'll grow out of it | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
792 | You're riding for a fall little man!" | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
793 | The alps are this way. | 1.2857 | 0.05488 | 119 | 94 | 16 | 9 |
794 | Enough already!, We'll add the History Channel" | 1.2857 | 0.05098 | 140 | 111 | 18 | 11 |
795 | And after lunch, you can crown yourself Emperor and have nap time. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
796 | For the last time, it's Neopolitan ice cream. And I'm still not buying it. | 1.2857 | 0.05387 | 126 | 100 | 16 | 10 |
797 | Be back by winter. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
798 | No, I don’t have a quarter, and no, you may not invade Russia. | 1.2857 | 0.04615 | 161 | 126 | 24 | 11 |
799 | To the Acarde! | 1.2849 | 0.04247 | 172 | 132 | 31 | 9 |
800 | Four dollars in and I haven’t made any ground. | 1.2848 | 0.04195 | 165 | 125 | 33 | 7 |
801 | OK, but soccer practice first,… then Waterloo. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
802 | Charge? That ride requires cash! | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
803 | Okay, Donald. Yes, bad election but still time for our nap! | 1.2848 | 0.04640 | 151 | 117 | 25 | 9 |
804 | Come on General. Mom has already taken the grocery store and now we need to establish a point of attack on the dry cleaners. | 1.2848 | 0.04543 | 151 | 116 | 27 | 8 |
805 | That's enough, or you're going to Elba for a time out. | 1.2848 | 0.04445 | 151 | 115 | 29 | 7 |
806 | Okay, I think you've conquered the entire supermarket. Time to get exiled to the island of the station wagon backseat. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
807 | If you get in the car now I'll let you holler at the GPS. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
808 | Yes, I remembered to buy the Courvoisier | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
809 | Stop pretending, those bit coins don’t work. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
810 | Let’s go! Napoleon still had to listen to his mother! | 1.2846 | 0.05356 | 123 | 97 | 17 | 9 |
811 | Never get into a land war in Russia, but much more importantly do not test my patience. | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
812 | If you're done conquering the world, maybe you could help me carry these groceries. | 1.2840 | 0.04332 | 162 | 124 | 30 | 8 |
813 | It's a mistake to head toward the eastern front. | 1.2839 | 0.04461 | 155 | 119 | 28 | 8 |
814 | OK. But just hurry up and conquer | 1.2839 | 0.04461 | 155 | 119 | 28 | 8 |
815 | Try conquering grade 4. | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
816 | It's time to go - if we miss dinner you might develop a complex. | 1.2838 | 0.04292 | 148 | 111 | 32 | 5 |
817 | Let's just try and cross the aisle for now. | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
818 | No,the Ladies Room is THIS way | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
819 | I'm pleased to see you've moved on from your Oedipal complex. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
820 | I’m still not getting you that chocolatey cereal. | 1.2831 | 0.03902 | 166 | 123 | 39 | 4 |
821 | Tyranny, schmearanny. We're getting you new school shoes. | 1.2831 | 0.04173 | 166 | 126 | 33 | 7 |
822 | Come straight to the car after you’ve crossed the Alps. | 1.2831 | 0.04589 | 166 | 131 | 23 | 12 |
823 | Your Waterloo is the second door on the right, honey. | 1.2830 | 0.04648 | 159 | 125 | 23 | 11 |
824 | He was short, too. | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
825 | You are really putting the "Nap in Napoleon | 1.2829 | 0.04613 | 152 | 118 | 25 | 9 |
826 | An army marches on its stomach, my petit corporal. | 1.2828 | 0.04233 | 145 | 108 | 33 | 4 |
827 | Your obsession with empire just lost you your screen time privileges. | 1.2828 | 0.04864 | 145 | 114 | 21 | 10 |
828 | You'll get a complex. | 1.2825 | 0.04159 | 177 | 136 | 32 | 9 |
829 | Pretty soon you’re going to be too tall for that. | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
830 | Time for your nappie Nappie. | 1.2824 | 0.04433 | 170 | 133 | 26 | 11 |
831 | No, you can't have a real horse. It'll pull your bone-a-part! | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
832 | Relax. You're not that short. | 1.2822 | 0.03941 | 163 | 121 | 38 | 4 |
833 | Italy's the other way, kid. | 1.2821 | 0.04436 | 156 | 120 | 28 | 8 |
834 | Your dad will be here in 10 minutes to pay his half. | 1.2819 | 0.04769 | 149 | 117 | 22 | 10 |
835 | Ok, you can go to Camp St. Helena. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
836 | I’m not Josephine! | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
837 | Well, reenactors have to start somewhere. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
838 | No world domination until your next allowance. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
839 | No quarter! | 1.2816 | 0.03960 | 174 | 131 | 37 | 6 |
840 | A great man never says, “Pull my finger.” | 1.2815 | 0.05114 | 135 | 107 | 18 | 10 |
841 | Stop that or you'll get a complex. | 1.2814 | 0.04322 | 167 | 129 | 29 | 9 |
842 | What with inflation. You'll need more quarters. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
843 | No, we're not going to go after Costco next. Let's see if we can hold onto Target first. | 1.2812 | 0.04622 | 160 | 126 | 23 | 11 |
844 | I'd watch my step at Waterloo. | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
845 | Come on, your brothers Hilter and tRump are waiting in the car. | 1.2810 | 0.04679 | 153 | 120 | 23 | 10 |
846 | Act your age. | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
847 | He really was a tiny man | 1.2810 | 0.04395 | 153 | 117 | 29 | 7 |
848 | Make sure your sister gets a turn to cross the Alps after you’re done. | 1.2807 | 0.04487 | 171 | 135 | 24 | 12 |
849 | Oh, that reminds me! I need a little French dressing. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
850 | Put a pin in the war, honey. We've got to get home to let the dog out and make dinner. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
851 | You can invade Austria next time. We need to get home before the ice cream melts. | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
852 | For 50 cents I can invade Russia. | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
853 | Why... yes, young man -my name 'is' Josephine. Why do you ask | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
854 | I just bought some broccoli for you to conquer. | 1.2803 | 0.04593 | 157 | 123 | 24 | 10 |
855 | Relax, I got croissants | 1.2800 | 0.04243 | 150 | 113 | 32 | 5 |
856 | Time to march to the house and conquer your homework." | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
857 | How about you crown yourself Emperor of Helping Carry the Groceries. | 1.2800 | 0.04337 | 175 | 137 | 27 | 11 |
858 | If you don't come right now, I'll call Wellington. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
859 | Napoleon just once today. This ride used to be just a quarter. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
860 | You can do your retreat from Russia in the frozen food section. | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
861 | That complex of yours comes from your dad’s side. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
862 | Let's go, before I put you in exile! | 1.2798 | 0.04541 | 168 | 133 | 23 | 12 |
863 | I said no. Learn to pick your battles. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
864 | Russia's the other way Tommy | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
865 | Well, Russia will have to wait. I have to get the groceries home before the ice cream melts. | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
866 | Allons, enfant! | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
867 | Fine, you can invade, after you clean your room. | 1.2796 | 0.03635 | 186 | 138 | 44 | 4 |
868 | They called those 'Quarter Horses' when I was your age! | 1.2795 | 0.04762 | 161 | 129 | 19 | 13 |
869 | Your father is coming, your father is coming! | 1.2795 | 0.04596 | 161 | 127 | 23 | 11 |
870 | For the last time, you cannot invade Russia in the winter. | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
871 | Let’s go George… to the Pontiac, not the Potomac. | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
872 | I knew I shoud have married a tall man without a complex | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
873 | This is your Waterloo. I'm leaving. | 1.2792 | 0.04272 | 154 | 117 | 31 | 6 |
874 | It's not that kind of charging station. | 1.2792 | 0.04466 | 154 | 119 | 27 | 8 |
875 | No Waterloo until after dinner. | 1.2791 | 0.04148 | 172 | 132 | 32 | 8 |
876 | The mini-van's quicker, let's go | 1.2789 | 0.04505 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
877 | If you do not get off that horse and come with me now, this WILL be your Waterloo. | 1.2789 | 0.04806 | 147 | 116 | 21 | 10 |
878 | Égalité!? It's 50 cents, get real. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
879 | At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender! | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
880 | You can stay here and cross the Alps if you want but I'm going to the car. | 1.2784 | 0.04003 | 176 | 134 | 35 | 7 |
881 | Now that the empire is complete, let’s go build a sandwich. | 1.2784 | 0.04162 | 176 | 136 | 31 | 9 |
882 | Time to go Napoleon! Lil' Duke of Wellington wants it now. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
883 | O.K. Napoleon, I get it. But unless you've got a job and 50 cents, you're done, and we're heading for home. | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
884 | Off the horse in 30 seconds or I'm exiling you to Elba! | 1.2781 | 0.04358 | 169 | 132 | 27 | 10 |
885 | Please don't bring that attitude home with you. | 1.2778 | 0.04233 | 144 | 108 | 32 | 4 |
886 | Two things: we are not people who carry change, and you do not want to go to Moscow. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
887 | Need directions to Waterloo? | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
888 | I’m going for ice cream. If you want to conquer the world, that’s your choice.” | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
889 | We ride after naptime! | 1.2778 | 0.04022 | 180 | 138 | 34 | 8 |
890 | Ass. Car. Go. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 144 | 110 | 28 | 6 |
891 | No, you can't go to Russia. | 1.2774 | 0.04626 | 155 | 122 | 23 | 10 |
892 | For 50 cents, you can probably only conquer Liechtenstein today. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
893 | Your rear end’s gonna have a complex if you’re not off that horse in three seconds. | 1.2768 | 0.04218 | 177 | 138 | 29 | 10 |
894 | Why can’t you just play with your phone like everyone your age? | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
895 | I don't care who you are. Homework before Waterloo!" | 1.2767 | 0.04271 | 159 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
896 | A towel doth not Pegasus make! | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
897 | And the rest will be history... | 1.2765 | 0.04172 | 170 | 131 | 31 | 8 |
898 | No dear, the car is this way. | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
899 | Yes, I have your Chicken Marengo... It was a victory at great Costco. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
900 | I'll be back before you get to Waterloo | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
901 | OK, Napoleon, you can go to the the bathroom marked “ Generals Only “ | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
902 | OK, little man. Time to conquer your homework. | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
903 | Just like a man, you won’t stop for directions. | 1.2759 | 0.04743 | 145 | 114 | 22 | 9 |
904 | Vive le Mart du Wal, mes amis! | 1.2759 | 0.04536 | 145 | 112 | 26 | 7 |
905 | Try leading your armies to help with this groceries, General. | 1.2759 | 0.04843 | 145 | 115 | 20 | 10 |
906 | C'mon Napoleon, the ice cream's melting. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
907 | You will never reach Moscow | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
908 | I’ll be back in 15 minutes. Try not to invade too many countries while I’m gone. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
909 | Not getting off that horse right now may be a strategic blunder on your part. | 1.2752 | 0.05662 | 109 | 87 | 14 | 8 |
910 | Why can't you be obsessed with video games like a normal kid. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
911 | Don’t go to Russia. | 1.2750 | 0.04517 | 160 | 126 | 24 | 10 |
912 | After you cross the Alps get changed for your school photo. | 1.2749 | 0.03894 | 171 | 129 | 37 | 5 |
913 | Time to go,Paul. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
914 | Honey, what did we say about asking nicely? | 1.2745 | 0.04659 | 153 | 121 | 22 | 10 |
915 | The minivan is about to decamp.” | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
916 | The redcoats have left. Get in the car. | 1.2742 | 0.04485 | 124 | 93 | 28 | 3 |
917 | Ice cream or Victory?” That is the question | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
918 | Your revolutionary ride will be done in about sixty seconds. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
919 | The Alps are this way, honey. | 1.2739 | 0.04201 | 157 | 120 | 31 | 6 |
920 | Listen to your mother! You're not going to Russia | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
921 | While your destiny awaits thataway, your ride home awaits thisaway. | 1.2738 | 0.04111 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
922 | Didn’t I tell you that winter is coming? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
923 | Get off that horse and help me with these bags. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
924 | Do you really want to go to war with me? | 1.2734 | 0.04544 | 139 | 107 | 26 | 6 |
925 | We don't have time to invade Russia. Now come along. | 1.2734 | 0.04544 | 139 | 107 | 26 | 6 |
926 | You're a little more Napoleon Dynamite. | 1.2734 | 0.04428 | 139 | 106 | 28 | 5 |
927 | '"You can conquer the rest of Europe after you finish your homework." | 1.2733 | 0.04112 | 150 | 113 | 33 | 4 |
928 | Get in the car now, before the Russian winter encroaches. | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
929 | OK, Bonaparte, time for your Nap. | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
930 | Your excellency, needs to help me with these groceries” | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
931 | Conquer the world or dinner, your choice. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
932 | Even Napoleon had to go home and eat his vegetables at some point. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
933 | No, Alfred. Your class president election was NOT stolen! | 1.2727 | 0.04778 | 143 | 113 | 21 | 9 |
934 | If you don’t get off this instant, you’re getting exiled to your room. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
935 | Madam, please help me. I'm a quarter short. | 1.2727 | 0.04155 | 165 | 127 | 31 | 7 |
936 | After you conquer Europe you'll still have put away your pajamas. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
937 | It'll be your Waterloo if you don't dismount now young man. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
938 | More quarters! The British are coming! | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
939 | I f you are going to Moscow I suggest you dress more warmly this time. | 1.2727 | 0.04722 | 154 | 123 | 20 | 11 |
940 | You're confused, Billy. This is Waterloo, Iowa. | 1.2727 | 0.04155 | 165 | 127 | 31 | 7 |
941 | What have I told you - one hand under the robe! | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
942 | You've got a Napoleon complex, kid | 1.2727 | 0.04695 | 121 | 92 | 25 | 4 |
943 | You do know what 'exhile' means don't you? | 1.2727 | 0.04539 | 154 | 121 | 24 | 9 |
944 | Europe can wait - dinner is at 5. | 1.2727 | 0.04330 | 165 | 129 | 27 | 9 |
945 | Afternoon at the little general store | 1.2721 | 0.04045 | 147 | 110 | 34 | 3 |
946 | Is that ride still only 50 cents? | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
947 | Water-looo? I just took you there! | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
948 | No more french fries for you! | 1.2720 | 0.04307 | 125 | 93 | 30 | 2 |
949 | You'll be even sadder when winter comes. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
950 | 1) you are not french and 2) there will be no “Recess Revolution” at school | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
951 | I’ll be back in five. Don’t attack the Duke of Wellington while I’m gone. | 1.2716 | 0.04292 | 162 | 126 | 28 | 8 |
952 | You may want to switch your obsession back to Spiderman. When we get home, I'll tell you about Waterloo. | 1.2715 | 0.04597 | 151 | 119 | 23 | 9 |
953 | Two legs in the air means the rider goes to bed early and no dessert. | 1.2715 | 0.04401 | 151 | 117 | 27 | 7 |
954 | Homework first, then you can invade Prussia | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
955 | Don't make me regret that you've never experienced failure. | 1.2714 | 0.04282 | 140 | 106 | 30 | 4 |
956 | And I will exile you to Elba, too! | 1.2714 | 0.04845 | 140 | 110 | 20 | 9 |
957 | You're going to get a complex | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
958 | Get down now please or I’ll exile you myself. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
959 | Darling, get off that horse before they name a complex after you | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
960 | First make your bed,then conquer Europe. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
961 | No, that is the Golden Arches; not the arc de triumph. | 1.2711 | 0.04307 | 166 | 130 | 27 | 9 |
962 | Playing Donald Trump again!? ... OR ... But Sweetheart, Donald Trump doesn't ride horses! | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
963 | If you’re not in the car with me in 2 minutes, I’m exiling you to your bedroom! | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
964 | Ironic for someone who is getting an F in French. | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
965 | And now it’s time to Hi-O Suburu. | 1.2706 | 0.04153 | 170 | 132 | 30 | 8 |
966 | You can finish crossing the Alps when you earn two more quarters. | 1.2701 | 0.04691 | 137 | 107 | 23 | 7 |
967 | Sorry, I spent my last Euro on your damn shoe lifts. | 1.2699 | 0.04357 | 163 | 128 | 26 | 9 |
968 | That hat reminds me, I forgot to buy corn. | 1.2698 | 0.05214 | 126 | 101 | 16 | 9 |
969 | Waterloo can wait. Jeopardy's on in 15 minutes. | 1.2698 | 0.05214 | 126 | 101 | 16 | 9 |
970 | Young man, either get off that horse or you’ll meet your Momloo.” | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
971 | Your mother ditched you an half hour ago. | 1.2695 | 0.04708 | 141 | 111 | 22 | 8 |
972 | Big ambitions, little man? | 1.2692 | 0.05213 | 130 | 105 | 15 | 10 |
973 | And if you have any other famous complexes, I really don't want to hear about them. | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
974 | Go for it, sweetie. Embrace your Y chromosome. | 1.2692 | 0.04756 | 156 | 126 | 18 | 12 |
975 | I meant be more specific when I said you were a little general. | 1.2692 | 0.05098 | 130 | 104 | 17 | 9 |
976 | The only "loo" you're going to is ours, to wash your hands for dinner. | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
977 | All right, I'm leaving. Have fun in Waterloo, you little shit. | 1.2690 | 0.04529 | 171 | 138 | 20 | 13 |
978 | I'm already in the great unknown. It's called adulthood. | 1.2690 | 0.04720 | 145 | 115 | 21 | 9 |
979 | Get off that your little cunt! | 1.2690 | 0.05109 | 145 | 119 | 13 | 13 |
980 | Imagination governs the world,MOM! | 1.2690 | 0.04617 | 145 | 114 | 23 | 8 |
981 | I got the package of Elba macaroni you wanted for your trip. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
982 | You'll conquer the world after dinner and that's final. | 1.2688 | 0.04226 | 160 | 124 | 29 | 7 |
983 | With your father it was tragic, with you, it's just a farce. | 1.2688 | 0.04226 | 160 | 124 | 29 | 7 |
984 | Let’s go, Napoleon, I used all the francs to buy the franks for lunch! | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
985 | Get moving or it’ll be YOUR Waterloo! | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
986 | It’s homework time now. You can conquer the world tomorrow. | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
987 | Now don't waste this ride. Retreat from Moscow before winter. | 1.2681 | 0.04773 | 138 | 109 | 21 | 8 |
988 | Ok, enough. I got you the baguette. | 1.2681 | 0.04773 | 138 | 109 | 21 | 8 |
989 | Time to go, Napolito. | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
990 | Get in the car before I call Lord Wellington | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
991 | I know you can give me at least ONE hand. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
992 | Emperors don’t carry bags! | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
993 | No, I'm not interested in contributing to your political career. | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
994 | Um, remember the rise and fall of your piggy bank? | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
995 | I’m afraid I didn’t buy enough food to feed your army crossing the Alps | 1.2671 | 0.04485 | 146 | 114 | 25 | 7 |
996 | Mom, it doesn’t take Euros. | 1.2671 | 0.04485 | 146 | 114 | 25 | 7 |
997 | You're mixing your metaphors again. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
998 | Sorry, I'm anti-war. | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
999 | C'mon Napoleon, or I send you to Elba without your dinner. | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1000 | Damn Republicans! | 1.2662 | 0.04610 | 154 | 123 | 21 | 10 |
1001 | First Lunch. | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1002 | Get off your high horse, we can't afford a ride now. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1003 | Nice, but it’s time for “blankie” to stay home. | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
1004 | You can ride to Moscow next week. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1005 | How many coins do you have left wench ? | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1006 | You're too short for that ride. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1007 | You have to start somewhere. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1008 | Ugh, like father like son. | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
1009 | The first two quarters aren't the whole battle. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
1010 | Off to Waterloo to undo the rigged exile? | 1.2652 | 0.05362 | 132 | 109 | 11 | 12 |
1011 | Let's go. Time to retreat. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1012 | No, I do not have 40 quarters for a $10 bill. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1013 | You're not getting french fries. | 1.2649 | 0.04275 | 151 | 117 | 28 | 6 |
1014 | No, no, darling, the nice doctor told us you have an oedipus complex. | 1.2649 | 0.04275 | 151 | 117 | 28 | 6 |
1015 | It doesn't have to be that complex. | 1.2649 | 0.04275 | 151 | 117 | 28 | 6 |
1016 | Only 2 more quarters and the revolution is ours! | 1.2649 | 0.04575 | 151 | 120 | 22 | 9 |
1017 | An army marches on its stomach. Let’s go! | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1018 | Behave, or you'll be exiled to your room. | 1.2645 | 0.03998 | 155 | 118 | 33 | 4 |
1019 | ‘Mom, I meet the height requirements for this one!’ | 1.2645 | 0.04584 | 155 | 124 | 21 | 10 |
1020 | I told you it’s time to go home. The revolution will have to wait for tomorrow. | 1.2645 | 0.04202 | 155 | 120 | 29 | 6 |
1021 | France is in the other direction. | 1.2645 | 0.04510 | 121 | 92 | 26 | 3 |
1022 | Fine, but try not to burn the mall down on your way home. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1023 | Come along now. You can't cross the Alps until you've done your homework. | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1024 | It only takes francs. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1025 | ALLONS, enfant de la patrie! | 1.2643 | 0.04602 | 140 | 110 | 23 | 7 |
1026 | Napoleon came to a bad end and so will you if you don’t stop asking me for fifty cents. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1027 | Better enjoy it. It’s your last Coup d’etat of the Summer! | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1028 | Where did you even get a bicorne hat? | 1.2639 | 0.04406 | 144 | 112 | 26 | 6 |
1029 | Let’s put on your big boy pants before the invasion | 1.2639 | 0.04180 | 144 | 110 | 30 | 4 |
1030 | Great. Now let’s work harder to keep the "water" in the "loo," darling. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1031 | I'll meet you back at Saint Helena. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1032 | We're going home now. Moscow will have to wait. | 1.2635 | 0.04326 | 148 | 115 | 27 | 6 |
1033 | Allons enfants de la patrie. Le jour de gloire est arrive. | 1.2635 | 0.04829 | 148 | 120 | 17 | 11 |
1034 | You can't be Napoleon. You're already too tall. | 1.2635 | 0.04732 | 148 | 119 | 19 | 10 |
1035 | Maman, ze carts go zat way | 1.2635 | 0.04264 | 167 | 132 | 26 | 9 |
1036 | Too short for an e-bike? | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1037 | One more attack on Prussia, then home." | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1038 | Into the fray tomorrow, sir. Right now is homework. | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
1039 | Back to quarters ... we're out of quarters. | 1.2632 | 0.04640 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
1040 | We’ve got to get home. Your dad’s about to cross the Delaware. | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
1041 | The war begins at home, General. Specifically your bedroom. | 1.2628 | 0.04079 | 156 | 120 | 31 | 5 |
1042 | Yes , I think Waterloo is that way dear . | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1043 | You're only seven. You will grow taller. | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1044 | I'm out of quarters, so invade Russia in three minutes, then it's home for dinner... | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1045 | We have Alps at home you can cross! | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
1046 | Enough of that. Women are in charge now. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1047 | Mom. I need another 50 cents so I tell people the British are coming! | 1.2621 | 0.04593 | 145 | 115 | 22 | 8 |
1048 | après moi le déluge | 1.2621 | 0.04696 | 145 | 116 | 20 | 9 |
1049 | Let's go. Everyone already knows a recession is coming. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
1050 | It's always hard to tell if you're being good or bad. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1051 | I’m planning on running for President | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1052 | Again? You’re developing a complex. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1053 | You are still growing,so you can’t be Napoleon | 1.2615 | 0.04307 | 130 | 99 | 28 | 3 |
1054 | Just how are you going to finance a revolution if you don't even have 50 cents? | 1.2615 | 0.04829 | 130 | 103 | 20 | 7 |
1055 | Conquer the world? Let's see if you can conquer your Math homework! | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
1056 | The revolution better come to an end soon if you want a ride home. | 1.2614 | 0.04425 | 153 | 121 | 24 | 8 |
1057 | Yeah, I get it - the Ukrainian dream - invade Russia! | 1.2614 | 0.04327 | 153 | 120 | 26 | 7 |
1058 | Getting to the Alps will cost at least a buck | 1.2614 | 0.04327 | 153 | 120 | 26 | 7 |
1059 | And don't give me that whole 'Back to school shopping is my Waterloo' business this year. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1060 | Vive la Republique! | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1061 | We would,ere you were able. | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1062 | You use your VISA card. I'll charge my way! | 1.2609 | 0.04279 | 138 | 106 | 28 | 4 |
1063 | Another bold man trying to corner the market on complexes | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1064 | We should have never let you date that girl, Josephine | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
1065 | Keep this up and you are going to Elba this summer. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1066 | Allons enfant de la patrie, I got you your favorite Napoleon pastry. | 1.2609 | 0.04965 | 138 | 112 | 16 | 10 |
1067 | For 25¢ more, it’ll let me invade Eastern Europe! | 1.2609 | 0.04279 | 138 | 106 | 28 | 4 |
1068 | You can have liberté when you’re eighteen. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1069 | Let's go. We have to cross the Tappan Zee. | 1.2606 | 0.04203 | 165 | 130 | 27 | 8 |
1070 | That's what short men do: They overcompensate | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1071 | We need to get to soccer practice. You can lead the Battle of Leipzig later. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1072 | Come on my little fella before you get a complex. | 1.2604 | 0.03961 | 169 | 131 | 32 | 6 |
1073 | I said on to the shops first, and then on to victory. | 1.2603 | 0.03895 | 146 | 110 | 34 | 2 |
1074 | You can't go to war. No one has quarters anymore. | 1.2603 | 0.04667 | 146 | 117 | 20 | 9 |
1075 | Yes, I bought a napoleon for dessert. | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1076 | The battle may be to the north but the car is parked to the south. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1077 | Spell able was I ere backwards. | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1078 | Let's go, Washington. This bag's got your name on it. | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1079 | Your choice: Waterloo or waterpark...make up your mind! | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1080 | You’re not crossing the Alps until you’ve helped put all the groceries away | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1081 | And Zorro cleaned his room and earned his 50¢ | 1.2595 | 0.04672 | 131 | 103 | 22 | 6 |
1082 | Dismount from Marengo Mon Genéral or you will be walking home from the mall. | 1.2595 | 0.04796 | 131 | 104 | 20 | 7 |
1083 | Never invade Russia in the winter | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
1084 | You ever hear of Napolean's big time out in Elba? | 1.2595 | 0.04279 | 131 | 100 | 28 | 3 |
1085 | No, we have troops to lead at home | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1086 | Let's see how tall you end up first. | 1.2593 | 0.04201 | 135 | 103 | 29 | 3 |
1087 | Well, this will be your Waterloo if you don’t get off that right now, Mister! | 1.2593 | 0.04066 | 162 | 126 | 30 | 6 |
1088 | Not tonight Joseph! | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1089 | Let’s hope you can conquer the Austrians into giving you a ride home. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1090 | No more ABBA for you. | 1.2593 | 0.04814 | 135 | 108 | 19 | 8 |
1091 | Does the General need more quarters? | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
1092 | Yes, very good, you've conquered Egypt. Now, help me pack the car. | 1.2590 | 0.03999 | 139 | 105 | 32 | 2 |
1093 | Let's go or you'll be late for Waterloo. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1094 | You know, it did not end up well for him. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1095 | We never should have put you in French Immersion. | 1.2585 | 0.04106 | 147 | 113 | 30 | 4 |
1096 | You know the rule. No invading Russia before you've had your lunch. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1097 | The toy section will be mine! | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1098 | Need more change to hold Elba. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1099 | No, you can't name your brother King of Spain. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1100 | Come, Your Eminence. The Royal Dodge Caravan awaits. | 1.2581 | 0.05105 | 124 | 100 | 16 | 8 |
1101 | No more pain au chocolat for you! | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1102 | Give it up! It’s not going to end well. | 1.2581 | 0.05355 | 124 | 102 | 12 | 10 |
1103 | Giddyup, we’re broke | 1.2581 | 0.04077 | 155 | 120 | 30 | 5 |
1104 | Wrong revolution sweetie | 1.2579 | 0.04299 | 159 | 126 | 25 | 8 |
1105 | Just remember, Emperor, a family like an army marches on its stomach.... | 1.2578 | 0.04187 | 128 | 97 | 29 | 2 |
1106 | No, you may not invade Russia before dinner! | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
1107 | I said it’s time to leave. Don’t make me go all Wellington on you. | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
1108 | Normal kids just pretend to be Paul Revere, you know. | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
1109 | No, I do not have another “cinquante centime” piece. | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
1110 | Quit horsing around little man. | 1.2578 | 0.04866 | 128 | 102 | 19 | 7 |
1111 | Tell me to call you emperor one more time, and your flanks will need reinforcing. | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
1112 | No, you will have to submit your own request to the DoD. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1113 | Aren't you a little tall to be acting like that? | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
1114 | You have plenty of time to conquer the world after we’re done shopping. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1115 | Allons-y to the car, mon général. | 1.2576 | 0.05001 | 132 | 107 | 16 | 9 |
1116 | I have a Bonaparte to pick with you, mister. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1117 | You seem to be about the right height for it | 1.2574 | 0.04303 | 136 | 105 | 27 | 4 |
1118 | Sweetie, you're developing a complex. | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1119 | Actually, Paul Revere was in bed by nine. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1120 | I already told you, timeouts are not the same as exile! | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1121 | We're having beef Wellington for dinner. | 1.2571 | 0.04576 | 140 | 111 | 22 | 7 |
1122 | Which way to the Ladies Room? | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
1123 | Well you fit his height profile | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
1124 | No, it doesn't make you look taller. | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
1125 | Don't let that good report card give you delusions of grandeur | 1.2571 | 0.04576 | 140 | 111 | 22 | 7 |
1126 | You may use your quarters to cross the Alps or get a candy bar. | 1.2569 | 0.04596 | 144 | 115 | 21 | 8 |
1127 | Don’t you dare waterloo on that thing. | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
1128 | No wonder he had a complex. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1129 | Don't forget to bring a sweater. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1130 | Studying french history this month at school? | 1.2568 | 0.04406 | 148 | 117 | 24 | 7 |
1131 | You can conquer the world after you clean your bedroom. | 1.2568 | 0.04301 | 148 | 116 | 26 | 6 |
1132 | OK, little man, it’s time to retreat…let’s go. | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1133 | Change! | 1.2564 | 0.04349 | 156 | 124 | 24 | 8 |
1134 | Do you really want to pick this bone apart? | 1.2564 | 0.05450 | 117 | 96 | 12 | 9 |
1135 | I put in five dollars. That should get you as far as Minsk. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1136 | You will have your own Waterloo someday. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1137 | Let’s go. You can conquer your homework. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1138 | No, you can't be Superman when you're being Napoleon. | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1139 | Are you done invading Russia? | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1140 | Food prices are killing me. Go find a quarter horse. | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1141 | That ship already sailed | 1.2556 | 0.04485 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 5 |
1142 | Your majesty, you’re grounded. | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
1143 | Waterloo can wait. The car is leaving now. | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
1144 | Sorry, Napoleon, the baguette’s coming with me over the Bronx River | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
1145 | No,that direction is Waterloo. | 1.2556 | 0.04485 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 5 |
1146 | Invading Austria will take way more than fifty cents, mom. | 1.2555 | 0.04148 | 137 | 105 | 29 | 3 |
1147 | Well, General, your Light Brigade and juice boxes are leaving. | 1.2555 | 0.04637 | 137 | 109 | 21 | 7 |
1148 | actual size | 1.2555 | 0.04637 | 137 | 109 | 21 | 7 |
1149 | What a little asshole | 1.2555 | 0.04863 | 137 | 111 | 17 | 9 |
1150 | Son, it's not social commentary when you were born with white male privilege. | 1.2555 | 0.04275 | 137 | 106 | 27 | 4 |
1151 | No, General, the car is this way. | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
1152 | Aren't you getting a little big to be dressing up like that? | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
1153 | Time to go home, Donald. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1154 | Jason, get off your high horse. | 1.2552 | 0.04671 | 145 | 117 | 19 | 9 |
1155 | Sorry, bud. We're not going back for more French fries. C'est la vie. | 1.2552 | 0.04671 | 145 | 117 | 19 | 9 |
1156 | It's time to let Josephine have a turn! | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1157 | Emperor of France or not - you still have to do your French homework! | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1158 | We have enough Napoleon wannabes already! | 1.2550 | 0.04058 | 149 | 115 | 30 | 4 |
1159 | Where's the bathroom? I need to Waterloo. | 1.2549 | 0.03883 | 153 | 117 | 33 | 3 |
1160 | Can you spare 50 cents for freedom? | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1161 | The Fontainebleau may be that way, but I'm going la maison. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1162 | For my 50c, I assumed you knew which side we were on. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1163 | Come on, Napoleon, it’s time to meet your Fatherloo. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1164 | You are about the same height. | 1.2541 | 0.05278 | 122 | 100 | 13 | 9 |
1165 | I told you to wait 30 minutes after eating before crossing the Alps! | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1166 | Should I tell you what happens to Napoleon or are you just a pirate on a horse ? | 1.2540 | 0.05156 | 126 | 103 | 14 | 9 |
1167 | Sorry. If you can't conquer in the allotted 90 seconds, you're done. | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1168 | Fine with me, Skyler. Just don't let me find out you in exile when I get back. | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1169 | What do you say... let's share a Napoleon! | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
1170 | C’mon, I’ll let you eat cake! | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1171 | If I had a dollar I'd capture Moscow! | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1172 | No, I don’t know which way to Waterloo. | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1173 | Just try to ask for strawberry cereal in exile. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1174 | Let’s go vidi and vici our other groceries so you can get taller. | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1175 | Does the Lttle Corporal need more quarters? | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1176 | Your World History teacher won't believe this... | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1177 | Finally, a ride you’re tall enough for. | 1.2537 | 0.04327 | 134 | 104 | 26 | 4 |
1178 | Can you also conquer brushing your teeth once in a while? | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1179 | It's a pigeon and you look like a statue. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1180 | Get in the car, little man. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1181 | It's Waterloo. Now get in the car. | 1.2535 | 0.04518 | 142 | 113 | 22 | 7 |
1182 | You'll need more than 50 cents to get out of Elba. | 1.2534 | 0.04642 | 146 | 118 | 19 | 9 |
1183 | Of course you have a complex. You're in middle school. | 1.2534 | 0.04326 | 146 | 115 | 25 | 6 |
1184 | I don't really want to lead the fight, but your generation clearly needs some help. | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
1185 | Such a shame - four bits short of an empire. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1186 | Promis you'll make french toast! | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1187 | No Paul I'm not giving you 50 cents, you can try that Paul Revere tomfoolery with your grandparents next week | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1188 | If you don’t get in the car you’re going to be exiled | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1189 | it better get you to Waterloo before your pee your pants | 1.2521 | 0.03997 | 119 | 89 | 30 | 0 |
1190 | If you don't help me carry the groceries, you're exiled to your room the rest of the afternoon. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1191 | We can talk usurping after your nap. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1192 | One more conquest, then it's time for juice and a nap. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1193 | Get off your high horse, we're going home. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1194 | Do you need another time out on the Island of Elba? | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1195 | OK, one more charge by the Imperial Guard and it's back to Elba for granola bars and juice. | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
1196 | Slow down, you still have four more years of Oedipal. | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
1197 | Hop off Marengo; the store next door has Copenhagen. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1198 | A nap Leon,not Napoleon. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1199 | Josephine has to go home and cook. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1200 | We came. We saw. We're a mere twenty-five cents short of conquering. If you would be so kind, Mother. | 1.2519 | 0.04245 | 131 | 101 | 27 | 3 |
1201 | You can cosplay all you want, but I’m not making Veal Marengo tonight. | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
1202 | Pick me up in Moscow! | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1203 | Honey I told you world domination isn't scheduled in until Wednesday. | 1.2519 | 0.04245 | 131 | 101 | 27 | 3 |
1204 | Get off that now, or it's time-out on Elba. | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1205 | We came, you paid, I played | 1.2519 | 0.04888 | 131 | 106 | 17 | 8 |
1206 | Honey, that’s not a Peloton | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 105 | 19 | 7 |
1207 | It's not the Alps. It's Columbia Park. | 1.2519 | 0.04549 | 135 | 107 | 22 | 6 |
1208 | Cherie, the alps will have to wait. Now let’s go and cross town before rush hour traffic hits. | 1.2519 | 0.04034 | 135 | 103 | 30 | 2 |
1209 | In the car now! Or it's straight to Elba with you when we get home! | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
1210 | How ironic, I was just charging also. | 1.2518 | 0.04343 | 139 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
1211 | No, you can’t sleep over at Josephine’s | 1.2517 | 0.04512 | 147 | 118 | 21 | 8 |
1212 | I’m retreating home now. | 1.2516 | 0.04351 | 155 | 124 | 23 | 8 |
1213 | I'll have a word with your history teacher | 1.2516 | 0.04086 | 159 | 125 | 28 | 6 |
1214 | You're grounded to Elba. | 1.2515 | 0.04205 | 163 | 130 | 25 | 8 |
1215 | Charge of the Tantrum Brigade! | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1216 | Get down or you’re going to wish you were on Elba. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1217 | It’s starting to feel like it would have been cheaper to buy you the pony you asked for. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1218 | Not to worry, I’m sure you’ll grow out of it. | 1.2500 | 0.04078 | 132 | 101 | 29 | 2 |
1219 | Get off that horse this instant, unless you want to send the rest of the day on Elba. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1220 | The republic's dead, sweetheart. It's time to leave. | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
1221 | I suppose you plan to take the long way home? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1222 | Tomorrow the world but, for now, get in the car! | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1223 | Could you make a more specific allusion? This one strikes me as a little general. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1224 | Maybe Critical Race Theory wasn’t the worst idea. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1225 | You’re not old enough to have a “little man complex.” | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1226 | Don't forget dear,you only have 30 minutes to conquer the World. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1227 | Men are Moved by two levers only: fear and self interest. Get in the car now, or else! | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1228 | Do you happen to have 78,545 quarters? I'm trying to get to Borodino. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1229 | Freedom's not free, but I hope they take Venmo. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1230 | Just don't go into Russia. | 1.2500 | 0.04003 | 144 | 111 | 30 | 3 |
1231 | We’ve gotta go now. You can invade Austria tomorrow. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1232 | I bet the real Napoleon brushed his teeth without screaming | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1233 | And you'll stay his size forever if you don't eat these vegetables | 1.2500 | 0.05444 | 108 | 88 | 13 | 7 |
1234 | We have to go Billy, that’s enough toxic masculinity for one day! | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1235 | Is this your first rodeo? | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1236 | It will take more than 50 cents to get you to Russia. | 1.2500 | 0.04734 | 132 | 106 | 19 | 7 |
1237 | EXILED,on Main Street! | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1238 | If you're not Captain Crunch, I give up. | 1.2500 | 0.05073 | 124 | 101 | 15 | 8 |
1239 | We're done sacking Wal-Mart. Next up the pillage of Target! | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1240 | O.K., but this time take no prisoners. | 1.2500 | 0.04029 | 156 | 122 | 29 | 5 |
1241 | Forget Waterloo...ditch the hat...dismount..and come home to lunch!! | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1242 | It's time to go home and conquer your homework and cleaning your room. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1243 | I was hoping you would have outgrown this complex. | 1.2500 | 0.04239 | 144 | 113 | 26 | 5 |
1244 | Did you know your penis is in a jar somewhere? | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1245 | I said you have a complex. You’re the one who wanted the costume. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1246 | I don’t care if you ARE overdue to confer with Talleyrand-Périgord in Tilsit, I have chicken thighs thawing on the counter. | 1.2500 | 0.04229 | 156 | 124 | 25 | 7 |
1247 | Should’ve watched Napoleon Dynamite instead of Bonapart. | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 144 | 114 | 24 | 6 |
1248 | That's a failed strategy. Come along now. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1249 | I don't think that horse is getting you across the Alps, General | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1250 | Ready to surrender? These pomme frites are getting cold. | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
1251 | I said "let's go. This is Wal-Mart not Waterloo!" | 1.2482 | 0.04630 | 141 | 114 | 19 | 8 |
1252 | :You wouldn't like it on Elba...no computer games." | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1253 | If you're so powerful, let's see you conquer inflation. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1254 | Leave Mike Pence alone.'' | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1255 | Yes, honey, I know but Napoleon had to clean his room too. | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
1256 | Too tall,to be my Josephine. | 1.2481 | 0.04122 | 129 | 99 | 28 | 2 |
1257 | This could end badly. | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1258 | Psst. Moscow is the other way. | 1.2481 | 0.04926 | 129 | 105 | 16 | 8 |
1259 | When you get to Russia,meet me back at the car. | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1260 | You say, "Charge!" I say, $100 on my Visa for two lousy bags? | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1261 | Men are ruled by their toys. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1262 | Help me carry the water, Lou. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1263 | You do realize we live in Waterloo, NJ? | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1264 | Stop trying to imitate your fucking father | 1.2479 | 0.05153 | 121 | 99 | 14 | 8 |
1265 | We can do this the easy way or the Waterloo way. It's your choice, Mister. | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1266 | C.mon Napoleon. Waterloo is this way! | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1267 | Now I know which child I will not send to college | 1.2479 | 0.04189 | 117 | 89 | 27 | 1 |
1268 | For the last time....we're not getting a St. Bernard. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1269 | Come on, Napoleon, we're late for dinner with the Wellingtons! | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1270 | When i grow up i want to ruin a psychiatry department | 1.2478 | 0.04269 | 113 | 86 | 26 | 1 |
1271 | Five rides is enough, and yes even Napoleon had a mother | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1272 | No. You'll just get into trouble in Waterloo. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1273 | It looks like you’re a quarter short. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1274 | I don’t think you’re old enough to have a Napoleon complex. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1275 | Okay, little General, that way, Waterloo, this way, milk and cookies. | 1.2468 | 0.04182 | 158 | 126 | 25 | 7 |
1276 | Time to abdicate the throne, Napoleon. | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1277 | Onward to the Polish bakery! | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1278 | It's time we head to a different water loo. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1279 | Bonne chance. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
1280 | I don’t have any small change | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1281 | The guillotine at home is cheaper. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1282 | Wow You are short | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1283 | Stay away from the water in the loo. | 1.2462 | 0.04891 | 130 | 106 | 16 | 8 |
1284 | Come along, it'll stunt your growth. | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1285 | If we don’t get going, it’s Elba for you, buster! | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1286 | Lord Nelson's mom says tomorrow is better | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1287 | I think it is time for a nap, Leon. | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1288 | Always the same sob story - give me quarters or I will die in exile | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1289 | Help me with the groceries and I won't exile you to Elba. | 1.2462 | 0.05012 | 130 | 107 | 14 | 9 |
1290 | To the Moon Alice! | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1291 | We are not changing your sister's name to Josephine. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1292 | Nap dear, that horse is not Marengo, and besides, from what I have heard about Russian winters, you would not last a day! | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1293 | I see your male confidence is in full bloom. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1294 | Perhaps I've overindulged you. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1295 | Let's go. Time for your nap-oleon. | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1296 | I know it's only fifty cents, but I assure you, it won't get you places. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1297 | Sorry sweetie, I’m cutting our expenditures on the military. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1298 | You're already too tall to imitate Napoleon. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1299 | Be glad that pony can't charge into battle. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1300 | Come on short stuff. Get off your high horse and help with the groceries. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1301 | Time for dinner…. You can invade Russia tomorrow! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1302 | Yeah, yeah, now let's go conquer your homework. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1303 | Come with me now, or it is off to Elba with you! | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1304 | Try not to exhort any strangers. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1305 | Come on honey, you can engage in delusions of grandeur at home | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1306 | I will get you a sword, if you can spell it. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1307 | What did I tell you about playing with imperialism? | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
1308 | If you don't come now, I'll have to start paying royalties to the estate of Jacque-Louis David. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1309 | Yes, but the Lunch Brigade is this way. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1310 | Make that "Once more unto Whole Foods," Tyler. | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
1311 | Russia? Dressed like that? | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1312 | Round up your prisoners then I'll meet you at the car. | 1.2449 | 0.04049 | 147 | 115 | 28 | 4 |
1313 | Wrap it up. Time for your nappy, Nappy. | 1.2448 | 0.04462 | 143 | 115 | 21 | 7 |
1314 | I don't think you meet the height requirements. | 1.2448 | 0.04118 | 143 | 112 | 27 | 4 |
1315 | We are definitely cutting down on your French fries! | 1.2446 | 0.04313 | 139 | 110 | 24 | 5 |
1316 | There is joy in danger, Mother. | 1.2446 | 0.04432 | 139 | 111 | 22 | 6 |
1317 | Hey Little Man, we’re just crossing town, not the Alps. | 1.2446 | 0.04432 | 139 | 111 | 22 | 6 |
1318 | I think your French lessons have gone to your head. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1319 | You might want to turn around--you're heading straight towards Waterloo. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1320 | You'll have to lead your troops to victory another time because I'm out of quarters and patience | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1321 | So this is how it all starts, in front of the grocery store." | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1322 | OK Napoleon, Josephine is waiting for you at home. Do NOT keep her waiting! | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
1323 | Ok son,you made your point. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
1324 | After Waterloo,it's time to clean your room | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1325 | Don't fall and crack your Bonesapart | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1326 | Where's the croissants? | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1327 | The exit is that way | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1328 | Mom, not in front of my men! | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1329 | C'mon Bonaparte, help me with the shopping cart. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1330 | You need to shift the campaign over to the drugstore now. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1331 | I should have never encouraged you to read Tolstoy. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1332 | No, Napoleon. This way for bottled water and the loo. | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1333 | I admire your joie de vivre, but I’m double parked. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1334 | I have supplies. Now we conquer Bed Bath and Beyond. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1335 | If you don’t get off that horse right now, you’re going to meet your Waterloo once we get home. | 1.2437 | 0.04297 | 119 | 92 | 25 | 2 |
1336 | I wish they had let me abort you. | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1337 | Finish your home work and then you can cross the Alps. | 1.2437 | 0.04916 | 119 | 96 | 17 | 6 |
1338 | Moscow is this way. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1339 | 50c won't get you to Russia | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1340 | Waterloo, Iowa? Ok, but you won't like it. | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1341 | First with the Oedipus and now this? | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
1342 | We need to get out of here, Napoleon, the Prussians are marching down aisle 5. | 1.2432 | 0.04560 | 148 | 121 | 18 | 9 |
1343 | You'll grow out of that complex. | 1.2432 | 0.04354 | 148 | 119 | 22 | 7 |
1344 | You are learning way too much from your father! | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1345 | I don't care who you think you are. I'm out of quarters. | 1.2431 | 0.04434 | 144 | 116 | 21 | 7 |
1346 | The last guy who did that ended up in exile… | 1.2430 | 0.05449 | 107 | 88 | 12 | 7 |
1347 | The Emperor has no coins | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1348 | Your Waterloo can wait till we get home. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1349 | Pose all you want. I’m not painting your portrait. | 1.2429 | 0.04631 | 140 | 114 | 18 | 8 |
1350 | At dawn we take the candy isle, then it’s onward til we conquer the frozen section | 1.2426 | 0.04608 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
1351 | Russia’s the other direction | 1.2424 | 0.04578 | 132 | 106 | 20 | 6 |
1352 | No more, I’m out of Francs! | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
1353 | You'll need a few more layers for Russia. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1354 | You can cross the Alps on your bike when your homework is done. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1355 | No, you can’t have a sword. But you can have a Yoo Hoo. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1356 | Who do you think you are?! | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
1357 | I told you the car is THIS way! | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
1358 | Your lieutenant will be in the produce aisle when your trusty steed comes to a halt. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1359 | You're not Napoleon. Get off your high horse and help with the groceries. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1360 | Napoleon had a baby dick just like you | 1.2420 | 0.04730 | 157 | 132 | 12 | 13 |
1361 | Waterloo might be that way, but your lunch is coming with me. | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1362 | I'm counting to ten,then it's Waterloo for you young man. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1363 | I don’t have enough quarters for you to invade Belgium. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1364 | Come on Napoleon, that was your last ride. | 1.2416 | 0.03886 | 149 | 116 | 30 | 3 |
1365 | You'll have to finish conquering the world another day, it's time to go home and take your nap. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1366 | It's not polite to point. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1367 | Yes, you'd make a fine president - now get in the car. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1368 | Right now, you precocious little turd. | 1.2414 | 0.04722 | 145 | 120 | 15 | 10 |
1369 | OK Napoleon we are out of quarters. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1370 | That wasn't funny in 2016 and it isn't funny now. | 1.2414 | 0.04992 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1371 | After invading the supermarket maybe you can conquer your homework? | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1372 | No -I didn't get the cookies so dismount the horse, you tyrant. | 1.2414 | 0.04174 | 116 | 89 | 26 | 1 |
1373 | Able, was I unclear? It's Nap Time! | 1.2411 | 0.03753 | 141 | 108 | 32 | 1 |
1374 | I’m sorry, I can’t fight on the Russian front, I have to make dinner tonight. | 1.2411 | 0.04259 | 141 | 112 | 24 | 5 |
1375 | . “The Walmart Greeters are coming, the Walmart Greeters are coming” | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1376 | I got the baguette you asked for, but we will not be invading Russia today. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1377 | You are overcompensating, young man! | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1378 | You’re already too tall. | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1379 | Get it in, son. Inflation’s about to make this ride $1 | 1.2409 | 0.04694 | 137 | 112 | 17 | 8 |
1380 | Good job, honey! We’ll call this your first riding lesson. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1381 | Read your history books, boy, before you chose your heroes. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1382 | O.K. Bonaparte, it's Nap time. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1383 | Ask me for fifty centimes one more time and somebody's going to be exiled to Elba. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1384 | It's time to charge to the car, Napoleon ! | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
1385 | I hope you get there before you run out of quarters. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
1386 | You'll never handle a Moscow winter in those shorts | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
1387 | After you've finished crossing the Alps, you have to go home and clean your room. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1388 | Oui and nay. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1389 | Your empire may await but math homework awaits first. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1390 | Have fun. Marengo dies in 3 minutes. | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1391 | Come along dear, we have to get to Waterloo Station. | 1.2400 | 0.04158 | 125 | 97 | 26 | 2 |
1392 | The bratty kids are coming. The bratty kids are coming! | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
1393 | I'll give you back your phone if you tone-down the imperialism. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1394 | No, not to conquer Russia. We're going home to make sandwiches. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1395 | You know the "Quarter" Horses are widely considered to be the fastest | 1.2397 | 0.04486 | 146 | 119 | 19 | 8 |
1396 | While you’re crossing the Alps, I’ll be in the frozen food aisle. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1397 | Manoeuvre your derrière to the car now please | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1398 | Waterloo can wait until next time. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1399 | Give me Skittles or give me Death! | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1400 | Giddy up napoleon jr we’re running late for dinner | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1401 | I was ready for the Terrible Twos, not the Tyrannical Threes | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1402 | The only things going in that direction are prices | 1.2394 | 0.04572 | 142 | 116 | 18 | 8 |
1403 | That is NOT my kid. We will just be leaving in the same car. | 1.2394 | 0.04112 | 142 | 112 | 26 | 4 |
1404 | Where is that energy when I ask you to clean your room? | 1.2394 | 0.04572 | 142 | 116 | 18 | 8 |
1405 | Sorry. He’s not the only one chomping at the bit. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1406 | Your plans are not my plans; let’s go. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1407 | Your Napoleon complex won’t get you out of homework! | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1408 | Waterloo’s not here! It’s in Iowa! | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1409 | We’re heading for home, not the Alps. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1410 | Oh, does your ice cream revolution require my 50 cents? | 1.2391 | 0.04430 | 138 | 111 | 21 | 6 |
1411 | I thought you liked my Beef Wellington | 1.2391 | 0.04309 | 138 | 110 | 23 | 5 |
1412 | Get off that now or I’m sending you into exile | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1413 | Well, you do have the same stature as him. | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
1414 | When you get off, you're being exiled to Elba. | 1.2389 | 0.05374 | 113 | 94 | 11 | 8 |
1415 | The Revolution will have to wait until after soccer practice. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1416 | Keep it up and you'll stunt your growth | 1.2389 | 0.04029 | 113 | 86 | 27 | 0 |
1417 | Just in case you weren't aware, Paul Revere was also a dentist. | 1.2388 | 0.04759 | 134 | 110 | 16 | 8 |
1418 | When you’re done storming the Bastille, I’d appreciate some help with these bags. | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
1419 | So you're conquering Russia single-handedly? Good. Find your own kopeks to put in the slot. | 1.2388 | 0.04759 | 134 | 110 | 16 | 8 |
1420 | Last ride, sweetie. It’s getting colder and you know that never ends well. | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1421 | Time to face your Waterloo young man. | 1.2387 | 0.04102 | 155 | 124 | 25 | 6 |
1422 | I can see you’re a complex kid. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1423 | Hurry up! Our next stop is the Russian Tea Room. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1424 | I have one word for you: Waterloo. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1425 | You might want to lead off with a call to quarters. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
1426 | Get a life! | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1427 | You can be such a complex kid sometimes. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1428 | I’d recommend you stay out of Russia. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1429 | We will not go 'Onward to candy!' | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1430 | No I won't make crepes instead of pancakes. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1431 | I’ll be right here when you’re ready to consider diplomacy. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1432 | Enough , already, mon petit colonel | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1433 | Don't point! It's not polite. | 1.2381 | 0.03973 | 126 | 97 | 28 | 1 |
1434 | Look, even Napoleon got off his horse once in awhile to help his mother with the groceries. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1435 | Your Waterloo will be that I won't give you two more quarters. | 1.2378 | 0.04543 | 143 | 117 | 18 | 8 |
1436 | Let's go. You won't have any more luck than he did. | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1437 | I’m just glad we vacationed in France instead of Germany this summer. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1438 | No, I won’t pull your finger. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1439 | For the last time, you're not invading Moscow. So calm down. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1440 | Get in the car right now or you’re gonna find out what Waterloo means | 1.2374 | 0.04402 | 139 | 112 | 21 | 6 |
1441 | Too bad your reality will grow up to be like mine. | 1.2374 | 0.04402 | 139 | 112 | 21 | 6 |
1442 | Now let's go conquer Duane Reade. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1443 | You could have just told me your history report topic. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1444 | Fine! I'll make Chicken Marengo. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1445 | If we leave now, you can conquer your brother's room before dinner. | 1.2370 | 0.04100 | 135 | 106 | 26 | 3 |
1446 | When I grow up I want to be a precedent. | 1.2370 | 0.04487 | 135 | 109 | 20 | 6 |
1447 | You know Napoleon ate his vegetables. | 1.2370 | 0.04100 | 135 | 106 | 26 | 3 |
1448 | Why don't you go conquer cleaning your room now. | 1.2370 | 0.04100 | 135 | 106 | 26 | 3 |
1449 | Ok… but now he needs to conquer his messy room! | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
1450 | Little Man Syndrome, now only 50 cents | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1451 | When you’re done crossing the alps and conquering Europe, I could use a little help with the groceries. | 1.2370 | 0.04727 | 135 | 111 | 16 | 8 |
1452 | Mosco Street? I think it's in Chinatown. | 1.2368 | 0.05183 | 114 | 94 | 13 | 7 |
1453 | The British won't come before you finish your homework. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1454 | That's the wrong complex, honey. | 1.2366 | 0.04446 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
1455 | You’re still not getting another croissant. | 1.2366 | 0.04446 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
1456 | It’s Beef Wellington tonight then off Aunt Helena’s | 1.2366 | 0.04826 | 131 | 108 | 15 | 8 |
1457 | I think we've charged enough for one mall visit | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1458 | Meet me back here in two dollars. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1459 | Are you ready for your nap Emperor? | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1460 | Time to go home, Paul. The ice cream is melting, the ice cream is melting! | 1.2362 | 0.04931 | 127 | 105 | 14 | 8 |
1461 | No thanks, I’ll stay with the Peloton. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1462 | That’s not what I meant by “Nappy time”, bud. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1463 | No,I don't think Napoleon had a Timmy Complex! | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1464 | Napoleon, your time is up. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
1465 | Not cute Wellington! | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
1466 | Only if you 'poser des question en francais' like he would have done. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
1467 | They were out of crêpes. | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1468 | Hurry up. Your father wants a turn before we go... | 1.2357 | 0.04489 | 140 | 114 | 19 | 7 |
1469 | No, not today. We'll do an invasion next time... | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1470 | Go ahead. I hear Waterloo isn't all that great. | 1.2357 | 0.04252 | 157 | 128 | 21 | 8 |
1471 | It doesn't take Venmo!! | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1472 | Waterloo station is this way | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1473 | Fine, French fries and French toast for dinner, now dépêche-toi! | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1474 | Well, at least you're the right size. | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
1475 | Sorry, Napoleon. I’m out of quarters. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1476 | That’s not how reincarnation works, son. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1477 | Gonna be rough without that grain from Ukraine... | 1.2353 | 0.04205 | 136 | 108 | 24 | 4 |
1478 | No more quarters. Everything after Austerlitz is a waste. | 1.2353 | 0.03909 | 153 | 121 | 28 | 4 |
1479 | There is danger in joy. | 1.2353 | 0.04254 | 119 | 93 | 24 | 2 |
1480 | I don't care that Jimmy's mother let him annex Lombardy, it's not happening. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 136 | 111 | 18 | 7 |
1481 | You got taken for a ride. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1482 | No! I am not going to give you another two quarters so you can conquer Russia. | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1483 | Why don’t you first conquer the mess in your room, young man? | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1484 | No, I don't want cake! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1485 | The insurrection is this way. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1486 | No, another 50 cents will not get you all the way to Russia. | 1.2346 | 0.04064 | 162 | 131 | 24 | 7 |
1487 | No. I will not drive you to Russia. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
1488 | Ralphie, get off the horse or you will be meeting your Waterloo . . . | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
1489 | Yes, son, posting the revolution on TikTok counts as screen time." | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
1490 | No, for the last time, the horse does not make you look short. Get in the car. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
1491 | You need to conquer picking up your room first! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1492 | Onward to ice cream! | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1493 | Find your own 50 cents and I shall return! | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1494 | Don't worry. You won't always be short like him. | 1.2340 | 0.04106 | 141 | 112 | 25 | 4 |
1495 | I'll give you fifty cents to clean your room, not expand your empire. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1496 | How did you know my name was Napoleon? | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1497 | Elijah, you and I both know what 'nap time' means... | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1498 | Honey, it'll take a lot more than 50 cents to make it all the way to Waterloo. | 1.2338 | 0.03994 | 154 | 123 | 26 | 5 |
1499 | Sorry but your little war is already over budget! | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1500 | If your Dad finds out how much money you spent on this ride, you're gonna learn the hard way what Waterloo means. | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
1501 | Ok, I'll catch up with you at Waterloo | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
1502 | Come on Bobby, it's time to go conquer Target. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1503 | Fred, you're 42 years old, it's time you got past the "Napoleon little man syndrome." | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1504 | You want me to guess who you are? That’s easy…, you’re Donald Trump trying to get to the Capitol but your horse refuses to take you and if you think I’m donating 50¢ to help, forget about it! | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1505 | I ALONE CAN FIX IT! | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1506 | I got the ingredients for your pastry. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1507 | Mommy can't afford to buy groceries and storm the Bastille. | 1.2331 | 0.04514 | 133 | 108 | 19 | 6 |
1508 | I told your father we should have named you Hannibal. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1509 | I think I liked your Joan of Arc phase better. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1510 | New Jersey is the other direction! | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
1511 | Your rocking horse dragoons will arrive shortly, mon general . | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1512 | Fine, but keep it short. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1513 | Fifty cents! Even kings can’t avoid inflation. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1514 | Trust me this way is much faster. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1515 | Hey Napolean, after you're done advancing on Moscow, go ahead and advance on the parking lot and help me put the groceries in the car. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1516 | Prussia is this way. | 1.2326 | 0.04606 | 129 | 105 | 18 | 6 |
1517 | That’s enough horsing around, Napoleon! | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1518 | Good thing it only cost 50 cents. You're about to cross a river on a horse that can't swim. | 1.2326 | 0.04606 | 129 | 105 | 18 | 6 |
1519 | If you keep it up, they'll write an ABBA song about you. | 1.2326 | 0.04606 | 129 | 105 | 18 | 6 |
1520 | No... You Can't Charge It | 1.2326 | 0.04606 | 129 | 105 | 18 | 6 |
1521 | How many more quarters do you think you’ll need? | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1522 | You can't go to Moscow. Your snow suit is in storage. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1523 | Vive La Parking Lot! | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
1524 | Napoleon, you’re a complex child. | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
1525 | Tad young for that complex isn't it? | 1.2321 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 24 | 1 |
1526 | Yes, mommy sees you fighting inflation. | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
1527 | It's Bed Bath & Beyond or Elba - the choice is yours. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1528 | That way madness lies. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1529 | That's it, we're changing schools! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1530 | I got your favorite ice cream, Neapolitan. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1531 | I think it's Nap time. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1532 | Leave the Alps. Take the baguette. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1533 | No, I’ve done enough photos for your #history Instagram feed | 1.2319 | 0.04399 | 138 | 112 | 20 | 6 |
1534 | That used to cost a quarter | 1.2319 | 0.04151 | 138 | 110 | 24 | 4 |
1535 | The Alps await…Mom, I need another quarter. | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
1536 | Hurry up, Bud. Jacques-Louis David & Busters is closing soon. | 1.2318 | 0.04036 | 151 | 121 | 25 | 5 |
1537 | The British Have Left | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1538 | Enough for now, little man -- "Nap" time is over! | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1539 | Give me liberty or give me…another fifty cents? | 1.2314 | 0.05217 | 121 | 102 | 10 | 9 |
1540 | It’s not a phase mom! | 1.2314 | 0.05083 | 121 | 101 | 12 | 8 |
1541 | An army marches on it’s stomach, son | 1.2313 | 0.04226 | 134 | 107 | 23 | 4 |
1542 | Oh yeah? Well, at least you're the right height... | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
1543 | You get a ride when the price gets back down to a quarter. | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
1544 | Just because you can't pay the 50 cents to ride doesn't mean you've "met your Waterloo" | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
1545 | I shouldn't smirk, it might give him a complex. | 1.2313 | 0.04103 | 147 | 118 | 24 | 5 |
1546 | Yo, Napo, let’s go! | 1.2308 | 0.05505 | 104 | 87 | 10 | 7 |
1547 | We're not going back to Waterloo. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1548 | I'll tell Josephine you'll be late for dinner. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1549 | Line starts over there. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1550 | Off now or your next ride is to Saint Helena! | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1551 | You'd better win the war before your fifty cents runs out! | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1552 | No, I told you the Choco Tacos are no more! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1553 | Honey, don't go too far, you may get lost on the way back . | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1554 | How many quarters until Waterloo? | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1555 | If you don't get off that horse right now, you'll be seeing your Waterloo! | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1556 | your zipper is down.... | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1557 | Time to go home, dear - it’s already a quarter past Waterloo. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1558 | In my day parents didn’t indulge a premature Napoleon Complex. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1559 | After the supermarket do you want to go to Waterloo or water park? | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1560 | Now, conquer your homework | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1561 | Think your bronco's busted. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
1562 | No, you can’t conquer Russia! | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
1563 | Give me another fifty cents or... give me a new computer! | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
1564 | No, Putin's the one without a shirt. | 1.2302 | 0.04802 | 126 | 104 | 15 | 7 |
1565 | Clothes make men, not boys. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1566 | Let’s Go, Napoleon. Help me with the groceries. An army travels on its stomach | 1.2301 | 0.05335 | 113 | 95 | 10 | 8 |
1567 | You're more complex than I realized! | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1568 | Stop. You’ve gotten too tall for that. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1569 | You’ve been playing civilization again, haven’t you | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1570 | These days, be glad it is not Putin on a bear! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1571 | No, I am the state. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1572 | Honey, you can continue expanding the French empire and scheduling catholic holidays over pagan ones when we get home, but I’m out of coins. | 1.2296 | 0.04576 | 135 | 111 | 17 | 7 |
1573 | That's not what I meant when I said you need to take a nap. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1574 | Come along my little Emperor. You can finish conquering Europe after homework, dinner and a bath. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1575 | You've seen Waterloo, now you have a room to clean | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1576 | Okay Billy, will 'Captain William the Conqueror' help mommy bring the groceries to the car? | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1577 | Hi Ho Silver, that change was for the meter. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1578 | Just stay away from Russia. | 1.2294 | 0.04250 | 109 | 85 | 23 | 1 |
1579 | I'm seeing an eerie resemblance to your father | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1580 | Next time, you're staying in Elba, young man. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1581 | Let's go! I'll making your favorite - chicken fingers au vin." | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1582 | Josephine said she'll always love you, but she's out of quarters. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1583 | C’mon Napoleon, you’ve crossed the Alps. Now let’s try something really daring, like taking the subway home. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1584 | Russia can wait young man. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1585 | no more of those genealogy websites when we get home. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1586 | You're right, no one will guess it's your security blanket. | 1.2292 | 0.05826 | 96 | 81 | 8 | 7 |
1587 | Do you see me laughing? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1588 | Hey! Everyone in the family is tall, so cut it out! | 1.2290 | 0.04411 | 131 | 106 | 20 | 5 |
1589 | Let's go Napoleon. You are supposed to defend France anyway, not Greece. | 1.2290 | 0.04411 | 131 | 106 | 20 | 5 |
1590 | Mommy will be back in two hours, enough time to be George Washington AND Napoleon. | 1.2290 | 0.04411 | 131 | 106 | 20 | 5 |
1591 | I love your enthusiasm, honey, but don't expect Waterloo to be a cakewalk. | 1.2290 | 0.04136 | 131 | 104 | 24 | 3 |
1592 | The accelerated program has done wonders for you." | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1593 | That’s great, but now it’s time for your rendition of ‘Napoleon Crossing the Street.’ | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1594 | You brought the outfit but couldn't manage two quarters? | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1595 | Don't even think about invading Russia. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1596 | Hey pal, the Alps are over this way. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1597 | Je ne parle pas français. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1598 | Why don’t you try conquering potty time before you move on to the world? | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
1599 | First, that's not the way to Capitol Hill. And second, I am not your Secret Service detail. Now, come along home. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1600 | They were all out of marinated artichoke hearts. Now there's a battle you can fight some day. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1601 | When I said act more like Napolean, I meant Napolean Dynamite. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1602 | You're a jerk. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1603 | If you don't get off right now, I'm sending you to Elba | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1604 | Since you rule an empire, you should have 50 cents. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1605 | How can I conquer the world if you don't give me 50 cents, Ma?! | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1606 | When you're done with Waterloo we still need to get you new jammies. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1607 | Mademoiselle, your car is parked this way. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1608 | You’re tall for your age, Billy, but don’t let it go to your head. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1609 | No, we're not going to stay until nightfall so you'll have the element of surprise. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1610 | Yes, I understand, but your Hussars are nowhere insight, and we need to make a strategic retreat to soccer practice. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1611 | No more Napoleon or there’ll be no neapolitan | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1612 | Quit horsing around ! | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1613 | Let’s go, Mr. Anachronistic. | 1.2279 | 0.04545 | 136 | 112 | 17 | 7 |
1614 | You know that’s not what I meant by Nap time! | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1615 | You look more like Napoleon Dynamite. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1616 | Fine, but before we cross the Alps, what say we first get these chipwiches into the freezer? | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1617 | You know that the front hooves in the air means the rider died in battle… right? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1618 | Alright , General, time to march or I’m telling your mother” | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1619 | Mom. all this jiggling is making me feel like I have to meet my water loo right now. | 1.2276 | 0.04132 | 123 | 97 | 24 | 2 |
1620 | Keep it up and you’ll get a complex! | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
1621 | Keep doing that, and one day you'll look as stupid as Donald Trump. | 1.2276 | 0.03883 | 145 | 115 | 27 | 3 |
1622 | I love you but I won’t follow you into Russia | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1623 | When I said I divorced your father for riding whores this isn't what I was referring to. 50 cents sounds about right though. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1624 | It's nap time Little General. | 1.2273 | 0.04108 | 132 | 105 | 24 | 3 |
1625 | Short, French and sexist is no way to go thru life son. | 1.2273 | 0.05988 | 88 | 74 | 8 | 6 |
1626 | I bought your spaghetti. Vive La Franco-American. | 1.2273 | 0.04108 | 132 | 105 | 24 | 3 |
1627 | John, I think Mikey may be literally showing some worrisome inclinations. | 1.2270 | 0.04314 | 141 | 115 | 20 | 6 |
1628 | Remember, 'Waterloo' isn't just an ABBA song. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1629 | On to Moscow was last week. | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
1630 | The citizens of Austerlitz don’t think I have a “complex”. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1631 | You will grow taller... | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1632 | Water, Lou? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1633 | You’ve already spent your allowance at Waterloo. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1634 | You're six. You're supposed to be short. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1635 | Let's go, I'm getting a little tired of your imperious behavior. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
1636 | Ok dismount no more quarters | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1637 | I'm sorry, but you'll have to cross the Alps another day. Right now we need to get home, so I can start making dinner. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1638 | While you're at it, why don't you conquer your homework? | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1639 | This is Aldi, not the Alps. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1640 | Why don’t you just join QAnon like the other boys your age? | 1.2261 | 0.04950 | 115 | 95 | 14 | 6 |
1641 | It's pronounced "con-yak," and no, I didn't buy you any. | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
1642 | Please wait until puberty before committing to a Napoleon complex. | 1.2261 | 0.05102 | 115 | 96 | 12 | 7 |
1643 | That’s your last hurrah. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1644 | Stop Colonializing the parking lot and get in the car. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1645 | I can't right now. I'm about to take Moscow. | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
1646 | Last ride, I’m out of munitions. | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
1647 | Well the Prussians can just wait. I’ve got to get dinner on | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1648 | When you get your allowance. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
1649 | Trois, deux, un...” | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
1650 | Come along little guy. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
1651 | You're going to feel a lot less victorious next winter, when you're cold and trying to get home from Moscow. | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
1652 | Finish your chores; then we'll see about invading Russia. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1653 | No, I don't have two quarters. | 1.2256 | 0.04218 | 133 | 107 | 22 | 4 |
1654 | See you at home. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1655 | So, St.Helena is the other way. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1656 | Let's go. The price of groceries today already was our Waterloo." | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
1657 | Kids these days and their ideologies... | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1658 | Ok, but that attitude doesn't end well. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1659 | I see you have the same complex as your father. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
1660 | FYI, he never yelled 'Hi Ho Silver.' | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1661 | Just remember that I can be the Duke of Wellington. | 1.2254 | 0.04401 | 142 | 117 | 18 | 7 |
1662 | Get off your horse, you'll be late for your violin lesson. | 1.2254 | 0.03921 | 142 | 113 | 26 | 3 |
1663 | Your idea of charge and mine are very different. | 1.2254 | 0.04401 | 142 | 117 | 18 | 7 |
1664 | You would rather ride that stupid horse for 50 cents, or have a Napoleon Bonaparte gelato? | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1665 | Europe can wait Mister, you're grounded. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1666 | If I knew we'd be moving to France, I would have never named you Napoleon. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1667 | Hang on while I buy some cleanser for the bird poop. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1668 | Help me carry these bags or be exiled to your bedroom. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1669 | Time to go home. You'll conquer Europe some other day. | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1670 | For a dollar more, the French might’ve won. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1671 | Its been done | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1672 | Unless you come with me right now, young man, I will show you what I mean by Waterloo. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1673 | He actually lost at Waterloo | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1674 | C'mon. You can cross the alps after lunch. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1675 | It doesn’t matter what strategic military principles were employed during the Napoleonic Wars and the resulting impact on world warfare protocols, you still have to help me put the groceries away. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1676 | No Jimmy, he did not lose to Duke Ellington because he ran out of quarters. | 1.2248 | 0.04827 | 129 | 108 | 13 | 8 |
1677 | Well, able was I ere I saw Aldi. | 1.2248 | 0.04700 | 129 | 107 | 15 | 7 |
1678 | Do not go to Moscow! | 1.2248 | 0.04153 | 129 | 103 | 23 | 3 |
1679 | What happened to ‘hi ho Silver away’? | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
1680 | You're too tall to be playing Napoleon | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1681 | Does the little corporal want to help me with these bags? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1682 | Let's go! Now, or it's Waterloo for you! | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1683 | Crossing the Alps is another quarter, honey. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1684 | The Little Corporal needs his supper if he wants to conquer Mr. Putin. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
1685 | Stop before you get to Waterloo and meet me in the pharmacy. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
1686 | You're gonna need a bigger horse... | 1.2242 | 0.03878 | 165 | 134 | 25 | 6 |
1687 | If you want French fries, just say so. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1688 | Come on, Emmanuel, it’s time for your play date with Vlad.” | 1.2241 | 0.05061 | 116 | 97 | 12 | 7 |
1689 | That hand's supposed to be tucked in. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1690 | If you don’t come right now you’ll be exiled to your room. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1691 | Reign of terror time is over honey, let's head off to exile. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1692 | Careful Tommy, you'll attract the pigeons. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1693 | Yeah, you still have to eat your vegetables. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1694 | If you don’t come along this minute, you’ll be exiled to your room when we get home! | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1695 | I said you should TAKE a nap, not BE a nap. | 1.2238 | 0.04259 | 143 | 117 | 20 | 6 |
1696 | No,I did not get your horse a croissant! | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1697 | Listen to mommy or you may be in for a little corporal punishment. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1698 | A boy called Nelson says he wants to play with you. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1699 | I guess you don’t need a ride | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1700 | You forgot your Wellies. | 1.2233 | 0.05332 | 103 | 86 | 11 | 6 |
1701 | I am not going to battle with you over this. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1702 | I will not give you the baguette until you get down from that horse. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1703 | Vive l'empereur! Now let's catch the bus. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1704 | Look at the whites of my eyes, Paul. We are going home NOW. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1705 | Let's go or I'll exile you to your room until you're of voting age. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
1706 | Jeez, OK... we'll get french vanilla next time. | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
1707 | The one hand belongs hidden in your coat! | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
1708 | Nope Leon, I am not waiting until you conquer the mall | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
1709 | Aux voiture, Citoyen | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
1710 | At checkout, we ride!! | 1.2231 | 0.04793 | 130 | 109 | 13 | 8 |
1711 | Don’t make me tell you again or it’s Elba for you. | 1.2222 | 0.03614 | 144 | 113 | 30 | 1 |
1712 | You’ll never get any taller if you keep doing that. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
1713 | Do you meet the minimum height requirements for this ride? | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
1714 | 50 cents? What do I look like, shorty, your mother? | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1715 | You are your father's son. | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
1716 | Honey, I'm not giving you 50 cents for another revolution. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1717 | When I was your age, We got a much longer ride for 10 cents. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1718 | I've seen you in a painting! | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
1719 | History will remember the Battle of Kroger | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
1720 | It’s your Waterloo. Let’s go. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
1721 | Armies travel o their stomachs,and the food is headed in this direction. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1722 | We ride at nap time! | 1.2222 | 0.03742 | 135 | 106 | 28 | 1 |
1723 | Look, just finish the invasion before I pull the car around. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
1724 | You’re about to take a boat home. | 1.2222 | 0.04663 | 135 | 113 | 14 | 8 |
1725 | Liberté. Fraternité. Mommy, can I have two more quarters? | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
1726 | Must be this short to ride | 1.2222 | 0.04631 | 126 | 104 | 16 | 6 |
1727 | You’ve got to be kidding, the last time I followed you, I almost froze to death.. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1728 | Calm down, you'll hit a growth spurt. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
1729 | Time to go little guy, the revolution can wait.” | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1730 | Let's go, Napoleon, or your toys will be blown apart. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1731 | I told your father we should have names you Scott. | 1.2214 | 0.04635 | 131 | 109 | 15 | 7 |
1732 | Stop horsing around and help Mommy conquer Spain. | 1.2213 | 0.04871 | 122 | 102 | 13 | 7 |
1733 | That way is Waterloo,and besides, it is time for your nap… | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
1734 | I said you need to take a nap, not be one! | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
1735 | Paul Revere's younger years. | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
1736 | The eclairs here are okay,but I wouldn't call them Napoleanic. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
1737 | To Water Loo. | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
1738 | I need yo invade the grocery store first. | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1739 | That’s enough invading Russia, we need to get home for naptime | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1740 | Ok,I'll buy the frozen French fries. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1741 | Sorry, I only date older men. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
1742 | Napoleon or Washington, it still costs 50 cents. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
1743 | Billy, this behavior is going to get you cancelled! Is that what you want? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1744 | We have to get going if you want to conquer Europe before dinner. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
1745 | You know, the first step to conquering the world is cleaning your room. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1746 | Who's going to make your lunch once you reach St. Helena? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1747 | I'm not too short to ride, Mom, I'm average for the time period. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1748 | You can conquer the toy store later. Mommy is going home. | 1.2205 | 0.04317 | 127 | 103 | 20 | 4 |
1749 | Summer vacation can't be over soon enough. | 1.2205 | 0.04017 | 127 | 101 | 24 | 2 |
1750 | - Wrong side Napoleon! | 1.2205 | 0.04170 | 127 | 102 | 22 | 3 |
1751 | First you help me load the car, THEN you conquer Europe." | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
1752 | We are NOT crossing the alps until you clean your room. | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
1753 | Why are you calling me Josephine? | 1.2203 | 0.04016 | 118 | 93 | 24 | 1 |
1754 | Would you please save this kind of behavior for kindergarten. | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
1755 | Yes, you are a short dictator but I'm still not buying candy. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
1756 | Get down now or you’re going to be exiled to your room. | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
1757 | Who's f**king kid is this? | 1.2203 | 0.04982 | 118 | 99 | 12 | 7 |
1758 | Come on. It’s time to conquer the home improvement store. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
1759 | Pretty soon you’ll be too tall to ride. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
1760 | Baron, Stop That This Instant! | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1761 | I shall yield no quarter (s). | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1762 | Yeah, it's all fun and games until you open up a land war in Asia. | 1.2202 | 0.05272 | 109 | 92 | 10 | 7 |
1763 | This is no time for shopping, soldier! We ride at dawn! | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
1764 | The ice cream is melting. The affair is over, you’ve lost the day. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1765 | No honey, our house is in the other direction. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
1766 | Just because we named you Napoleon does not mean you get to ride all day. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1767 | I'm out of quarters. The mission is over, and you won. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1768 | Remember to take a trip to the Waterloo before we go home. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1769 | You're just a two-bit version of the real thing. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
1770 | It's time for your water, Lou | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
1771 | Don’t you think you’re a little big at this point for the Napoleon ride? | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1772 | Don't tell me you want to grow up to be another two bit dictator. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1773 | I swear, if you don't stop embarrassing me, I'll banish you to an island off the coast of France. | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
1774 | A woman would have programmed it to last much longer. | 1.2195 | 0.04551 | 123 | 101 | 17 | 5 |
1775 | Looky mommy...I'm a blood thirsty mega maniac ! | 1.2195 | 0.04551 | 123 | 101 | 17 | 5 |
1776 | Number one: your name is not Napoleon. Number two: that’s your baby blanket. | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
1777 | You can play art history at home. | 1.2195 | 0.04835 | 123 | 103 | 13 | 7 |
1778 | Revolution is all well and good, but empire will get you grounded. | 1.2195 | 0.04551 | 123 | 101 | 17 | 5 |
1779 | Eventually, I should tell him that he was actually named after the ice cream flavor... | 1.2195 | 0.04970 | 123 | 104 | 11 | 8 |
1780 | Come on Napoleon! It's your bedtime | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1781 | Conquer the world quickly, dear. We’re going to Mars soon. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1782 | Yeah, right...until it snows. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1783 | Now Donald! Get off that hobby horse! | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1784 | Napoleon always finished his dinner. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1785 | Forget the get-up. Where did you find a mechanical horse in 2022? | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1786 | No ice cream if you haven't conqured Europe by the time I get back. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1787 | No, history is a class you need to come do your homework for! | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1788 | It doesn't matter how many quarters I give you, you still won't conquer Russia. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
1789 | Come along now, the Low Countries will still be there after lunch! | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
1790 | napolean SHOPPING COMPLEX | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
1791 | It used to be a penny | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1792 | Napoleon, you're pointing at a complex. The car is over here. | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
1793 | You look more like Dynamite than Bonaparte. | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
1794 | No more conquests, today - until you finish your homework! | 1.2185 | 0.04798 | 119 | 99 | 14 | 6 |
1795 | Just trust me. Take a hard right when you reach Waterloo. | 1.2185 | 0.04647 | 119 | 98 | 16 | 5 |
1796 | Did you pack your heavy sweater? | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
1797 | 50 cents!? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
1798 | I am working on my college essay on Make France Great Again. | 1.2183 | 0.04254 | 142 | 117 | 19 | 6 |
1799 | I don’t have another fifty cents, and you’re making the Austrians uncomfortable. | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
1800 | I told you, we have to get home before the first snow. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1801 | A little short on cash aren't you there, Emperor Napoleon? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1802 | The Alps are the other way. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1803 | Trust me, that ride doesn’t work | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1804 | Take me to the loo or this will get messy. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1805 | You can relieve French forces in Piedmont after you do your homework | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
1806 | You can pay me back when you get your empire. | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
1807 | Use your allowance. Freedom is not free. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1808 | While I appreciate your willingness to lead the charge against inflation, what I asked you to do was carry the groceries to the car. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1809 | Nice improv cosplay, dear, but you're still getting your shot. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1810 | I think Napoleon put it best: ‘You cannot lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse.’ | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1811 | Youre a bit tall for that, no? | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
1812 | Back in my day, that was the price of a full tank of gas, you know. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1813 | Your march on Moscow will have to wait until your next allowance. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1814 | Bonaparte followed his troops atop a guided mule ... Revere never finished his ride ... remind me to discuss the media when we get home. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1815 | Don't just sit there like a statue. | 1.2177 | 0.03893 | 124 | 98 | 25 | 1 |
1816 | "You can be sure that Napoleon saved up his allowance before charging into battle. | 1.2177 | 0.04799 | 124 | 104 | 13 | 7 |
1817 | Oh gosh, I better start look for a therapist | 1.2177 | 0.04058 | 124 | 99 | 23 | 2 |
1818 | Let's go to Moscow another day. | 1.2177 | 0.03923 | 147 | 119 | 24 | 4 |
1819 | Need another 50 cents to get to Waterloo! | 1.2174 | 0.04208 | 138 | 113 | 20 | 5 |
1820 | Don’t forget to pack your snowsuit and mittens. | 1.2174 | 0.04056 | 115 | 91 | 23 | 1 |
1821 | It's your allowance money. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1822 | I'm the same size as the real Napoleon | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
1823 | Yes, an army marches on its stomach; but you're still not having that chocolate fudge cake for breakfast | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
1824 | Oh honey you look just like this little man from history. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1825 | Able was I ere I asked you to come along. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1826 | Get down now, Mr. Emperor, or I’ll have the voters of Kansas do it. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1827 | If you will leave now I'll call Jacques Louis David when we get home. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
1828 | I bought a roast so you could take the bone apart. | 1.2174 | 0.05208 | 115 | 98 | 9 | 8 |
1829 | His “no phase” was tough but his “neoclassical phase” is unbearable. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1830 | That ride was designed for minions not emporers. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
1831 | Please go fight inflation. | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1832 | I buy one baguette and this is the French response I get | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1833 | All right, last ride today, kiddo, or it'll be off to Elba with you. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1834 | I’d tend to domestic matters. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
1835 | Short ride, is it? | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1836 | At least it wasn't an Oedipus complex. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1837 | Watch out for the lions on the merry-go-round. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1838 | That's not what I had in mind when I said we'd pick up a Napoleon at the bakery. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1839 | Just for 50 cents you can be a colonizer for a few seconds! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1840 | No. I will not donate to the movement. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1841 | You can sit there all you want, buy I'm not paying for a portrait. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1842 | Attention Shoppers: Detour this way to avoid Waterloo. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1843 | At least you’re the same height | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1844 | Saying no to another turn does not make this your Waterloo. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
1845 | We'll always have Paris! | 1.2167 | 0.05183 | 120 | 103 | 8 | 9 |
1846 | Seriously, Nappie. I have to get this ice cream home before it melts. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1847 | ABBA was so right. | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
1848 | What is it with you and privileged white men these days? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1849 | Wellington for dinner tonight. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1850 | Napoleon Crossing the Aldi | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1851 | You’re spending too much time with your French tutor. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1852 | You know you’re too big for that. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1853 | Yeah, you've got a complex, but it's not Napolean's. | 1.2160 | 0.04187 | 125 | 101 | 21 | 3 |
1854 | ‘How archaic; it only takes coins. | 1.2160 | 0.04030 | 125 | 100 | 23 | 2 |
1855 | Impressive. But let's see you do that outdoors in the winter. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1856 | Come on Little Man, you are getting a complex. | 1.2158 | 0.04054 | 139 | 113 | 22 | 4 |
1857 | Once you hit puberty, all of this madness will end. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1858 | You will never cross the Alps on that, n'est-ce pas? | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1859 | Waterloo? Nice place to visit... | 1.2157 | 0.04036 | 153 | 126 | 21 | 6 |
1860 | To the juice aisle, my noble stead! | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1861 | Call me your Waterloo all you want, but cleaning your room is your next conquest. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1862 | The British are leaving. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1863 | Making France great again is not worth 50 cents. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1864 | Might be a bit too early to say this, but I feel like you’re on the megalomaniac side. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1865 | It’s time for a treat, not a retreat. | 1.2154 | 0.04227 | 130 | 106 | 20 | 4 |
1866 | You're gonna need a bigger army | 1.2154 | 0.04366 | 130 | 107 | 18 | 5 |
1867 | No, the Abba concert’s the other way. They play your song last. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1868 | They went the other way. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1869 | No more! It's time for your nap, Leon. | 1.2150 | 0.03990 | 107 | 84 | 23 | 0 |
1870 | Get off of there and get in the car, or you're spending the weekend on Elba. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1871 | Today, the Upper West Side, tomorrow . . . the World! | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1872 | Sorry but the emperor of ice cream only gets one flavor today. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1873 | Yeah sure, but first conquer your homework. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1874 | I got you a baguette, now get in the car Napoleon. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1875 | Yes Kevin, you will be Speaker of the House someday! | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1876 | Dream big, kid, but do you know what it takes to conquer Europe these days? | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1877 | I'm not buying you that. We have liberté, égalité, fraternité at home. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1878 | This feels a little dramatic, Billy. How many times do I have to tell you that you’re still growing? | 1.2149 | 0.04424 | 121 | 99 | 18 | 4 |
1879 | Do not follow cheap advice! | 1.2149 | 0.04424 | 121 | 99 | 18 | 4 |
1880 | It will stunt your growth | 1.2149 | 0.04265 | 121 | 98 | 20 | 3 |
1881 | Conquer the world later, Napoleon. It's your nap time. | 1.2149 | 0.04577 | 121 | 100 | 16 | 5 |
1882 | You stay here conquering Europe, while Mommy goes shopping, okay? | 1.2148 | 0.04124 | 135 | 110 | 21 | 4 |
1883 | Mommy, this is how Napoleon got started. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1884 | You get the water Lou | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1885 | The Alps? No way. Save it for the Adirondacks next week. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1886 | Without proper financing, your campaign is going to stall. | 1.2143 | 0.04096 | 112 | 89 | 22 | 1 |
1887 | Get off that now or you'll meet your Waterloo. | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
1888 | Stop now, or it's Elba and no ice cream for you. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1889 | No, This does not count as having done your homework book report on Napoleon. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1890 | This did not end well for Napoleon ... just get in the car. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1891 | Sorry, I’m fresh out of centimes. You’ll have to delay your ride to Waterloo until next week. | 1.2143 | 0.04275 | 140 | 116 | 18 | 6 |
1892 | You just stay here, General Washington, while I get the general washing done. | 1.2143 | 0.04275 | 140 | 116 | 18 | 6 |
1893 | Just so you know, the flavor you've been begging for is actually pronounced "Neapolitan". | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
1894 | Oh dear, not the dictator phase again... | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1895 | Your quartermaster is broke. Let's go. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1896 | I’ve told you before, it’s Neapolitan. | 1.2143 | 0.04028 | 140 | 114 | 22 | 4 |
1897 | A ride to Waterloo was only a penny when I was your age! | 1.2138 | 0.04287 | 145 | 121 | 17 | 7 |
1898 | Impressive, but still no macarons until after dinner. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1899 | First I want you to conquer cleaning your room. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
1900 | Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
1901 | Now that you’ve conquered the world, how about a hand with the groceries? | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1902 | Stay there until I come back! | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
1903 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2137 | 0.04830 | 117 | 98 | 13 | 6 |
1904 | Napoleon asked nicely. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
1905 | Okay, winter's come. You can drag your sorry ass army back to the car now. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
1906 | Well, I think you're just a nasty little boy with a complex. | 1.2137 | 0.04830 | 117 | 98 | 13 | 6 |
1907 | OK that's enough honey. Waterloo's this way. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1908 | Okay fine. They are coming, but let’s go! | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1909 | Screaming , ‘Promise everything, deliver nothing’ actually reinforces my decision to not give you fifty cents! | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
1910 | Does the word "Elba" mean anything to you? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1911 | If that's a Vibrator in your purse, your ride will cost a dollar. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
1912 | I bought you a bottled Waterloo. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1913 | Threeith by Walmart | 1.2131 | 0.04542 | 122 | 101 | 16 | 5 |
1914 | All summer at Camp St Helena. You’ll love it. | 1.2131 | 0.04689 | 122 | 102 | 14 | 6 |
1915 | No, we're going home. Waterloo will have to wait. | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
1916 | Timmy-Your dad is in the car with his Spartacus outfit on when you are done. | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
1917 | You can revolt when we get home. | 1.2130 | 0.04171 | 108 | 86 | 21 | 1 |
1918 | Better behave or I’m sending you into exile on the Island of Elba | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
1919 | You'll never get there that way, Moscow's, the other way! | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
1920 | I hope you're trying to stop Donald Trump from running for POTUS again? | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1921 | I know you're concerned about rampant inflation, but I promise it will remain at 50 cents for the remainder of the third quarter. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
1922 | .........and he didn't say "Hiooh Silver"....... | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
1923 | Stop! That will stunt your growth. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1924 | I'm glad you're having fun. You can stop calling me Josephine!" | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1925 | Stop it! You're making me misérables! | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1926 | If you're invading Russia, you should have worn pants. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1927 | Yes, my name is Elba. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1928 | The Alps will have wait…So get off your high horse Marengo and get into my Mustang. Now. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1929 | Put your hand in your shirt you look ridiculous | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
1930 | It’s a complex, not a victory. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
1931 | Alps,schmalps. The parking lot is this way. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
1932 | No, we're not going West. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
1933 | Emperor Kid in training, I presume | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
1934 | What do you mean, “et tu, brute?” It’s the ides of March, silly. | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
1935 | Waterloo is this way.... | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
1936 | Third grade is not Waterloo! | 1.2121 | 0.04169 | 132 | 108 | 20 | 4 |
1937 | It's one dollar now, you know. The new label fell off the box. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1938 | Quit it, or I'll exile you to your room | 1.2121 | 0.04306 | 132 | 109 | 18 | 5 |
1939 | No, you'll never be too tall to ride that horse | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1940 | You'll be bringing french fries for dinner, right? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
1941 | I can't wait for you to grow out of this phase, which should be in about three weeks. | 1.2119 | 0.04480 | 118 | 97 | 17 | 4 |
1942 | Change your attitude, young man, or it's straight to Elba for you! | 1.2119 | 0.04480 | 118 | 97 | 17 | 4 |
1943 | No! You've already crossed the Alps twice, now help me carry these groceries to the car | 1.2119 | 0.04480 | 118 | 97 | 17 | 4 |
1944 | No, the British are not coming. They're out shopping for air conditioners. | 1.2119 | 0.04315 | 118 | 96 | 19 | 3 |
1945 | Come on, you can finish your triumphant conquest at home. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1946 | I’ll get you some Swiss chocolate while you cross the Alps | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1947 | Come on, time to go to Elba. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1948 | Get it out of your system. Life is already too complex. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1949 | If you don’t behave, it will be Waterloo for you! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1950 | At least he’s reading | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1951 | Nice try, but I'm not buying you chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1952 | You’ll outgrow this complex. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1953 | This time, no invasions! | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
1954 | That way is Waterloo. Get in the car. | 1.2114 | 0.04795 | 123 | 104 | 12 | 7 |
1955 | Come carry the water Lou. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
1956 | You can take over the world from your car seat. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1957 | No cape. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1958 | Okay, time to have a talk with that new history teacher. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1959 | The Alps are this way, sweetheart. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1960 | The world would have been free from your tyranny, if they had just kept Roe v. Wade. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1961 | Keep that up and you'll develop a Napoleon complex. | 1.2109 | 0.03945 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
1962 | Let’s go. We don’t want to keep Josephine waiting. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
1963 | Don't be tricorne-y." | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
1964 | Okay, we might consider vacation in Quebec. | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
1965 | WALTER!" That's not the Loo I meant | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
1966 | Napoleon was also a little s#!t . | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1967 | Your next charge, little Emperor, is to the Water-loo. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1968 | How many times do I have to tell you that Italy is this way? | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
1969 | Your father was right— We should have just gone with Tyler or Aaron. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1970 | Hey Napoleon, you can't get to the Alps on 50 cents. | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
1971 | Who's Josephine? | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
1972 | Hey, kid! You really put the "nap" in Napoleon. | 1.2101 | 0.04172 | 138 | 114 | 19 | 5 |
1973 | Sweetie, when you're done conquering the mall, we need to buy you a new pair of feet pajamas. | 1.2101 | 0.04755 | 119 | 100 | 13 | 6 |
1974 | When we get home, you’re going straight to your room. Or should I say Elba? | 1.2101 | 0.04902 | 119 | 101 | 11 | 7 |
1975 | Get in the car, the parking meter costs more. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
1976 | Keep up. Putin is the 21st century little man Emperor. | 1.2100 | 0.05374 | 100 | 85 | 9 | 6 |
1977 | Unless you have fifty cents, I'm afraid this is your Waterloo moment. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
1978 | Refighting Waterloo has to wait for my next shopping trip. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
1979 | Napoleon’s horse wasn’t called Silver! | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1980 | You're just like your father. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1981 | Congratulations on your victory Napoleon. Time to go home for your nap. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1982 | Stay out of Russia. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1983 | It's not going to end well, you know. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1984 | Why play outside? You begged me for those virtual reality goggles. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1985 | In retrospect having only one may have been shortsighted | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1986 | Napoleon didn’t have a blankie ha had a complex. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1987 | Fifty cents! For that price, maybe I'll trade in my Prius. | 1.2093 | 0.04357 | 129 | 107 | 17 | 5 |
1988 | - Honey, wouldn't a good match of Fortnite be better? | 1.2093 | 0.03918 | 129 | 104 | 23 | 2 |
1989 | Ok, ok, I'll race you home. | 1.2093 | 0.04357 | 129 | 107 | 17 | 5 |
1990 | Could you point me at Russia and give me two quarters please? | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
1991 | Why yes, I did buy cake. Why do you ask? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1992 | You’re right, Johnny, we should invade Russia now, but… | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1993 | I told you, I'm not making escargot and frog legs for dinner. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
1994 | Now don't be dramatic, there's still time for a growth spurt | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
1995 | No time for war now. We have to go home. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
1996 | You’d better beat a hasty retreat back to the car, because I’m not waiting, “Your Highness”. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
1997 | When I said we are going to Europe this summer, I meant in an airplane, and as tourists. | 1.2087 | 0.04001 | 115 | 92 | 22 | 1 |
1998 | Forget it, kid; Josephine works at Kroger. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1999 | Stay on the ground sweetie or you "ll be grounded. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
2000 | True courage is having enough quarters. | 1.2083 | 0.04412 | 120 | 99 | 17 | 4 |
2001 | First clean your room, THEN you can invade Luxembourg. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2002 | When your time is up, I'll be on the aisle of Volvo. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2003 | You know, Napoleon met his fate at Waterloo on a horse much like that. | 1.2083 | 0.03906 | 120 | 96 | 23 | 1 |
2004 | Young man, you are about to have your Waterloo if you don't get in the car NOW. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2005 | Able were u ere u saw Elba. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2006 | Stop that or I’ll send you into exile. | 1.2083 | 0.04082 | 120 | 97 | 21 | 2 |
2007 | Please put a quarter in the slot I need to get going | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2008 | Oh dear- third generation Napoleon Complex! | 1.2083 | 0.03906 | 120 | 96 | 23 | 1 |
2009 | Beef Wellington is not a dinner option, I assume. | 1.2081 | 0.03842 | 149 | 122 | 23 | 4 |
2010 | Ok - we'll have chicken Marengo tonight. | 1.2080 | 0.03983 | 125 | 101 | 22 | 2 |
2011 | Be careful what you wish for | 1.2080 | 0.03983 | 125 | 101 | 22 | 2 |
2012 | No, we have war with Russia at home. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2013 | "No more. You're going to end up with a complex. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2014 | Yes you are just like Napoleon. Short and with a one inch penis. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2015 | Get down from there or I'll take your bones apart. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2016 | You got your horse and I, your kingdom. Come now and I’ll let you eat cake. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2017 | You have to go the other way; if you want to go to your car in the parking lot!! | 1.2079 | 0.04058 | 101 | 80 | 21 | 0 |
2018 | Come on Leon, time for a Napo | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2019 | Even Napoleon had to clean his room, buster.... | 1.2077 | 0.04462 | 130 | 109 | 15 | 6 |
2020 | For the last time, I already checked my purse for loose Francs. | 1.2077 | 0.03891 | 130 | 105 | 23 | 2 |
2021 | Time for your nap,Napoleon. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2022 | You're a little Napoleon. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
2023 | You can conquer Russia after we have packed the car! | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2024 | It's Waterloo for you, Buster | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2025 | Trump hasn't conceded yet. Forget about it! | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2026 | Come on Vladimir, it's time to get off your high horse! | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2027 | I didn't name myself Napoleon, ma mere! | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2028 | This isn't going to end well for you. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2029 | Do you need 50 cents more corporal? | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2030 | This is why you need therapy, Billy | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
2031 | How'd you like to be exiled? | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2032 | Eighteenth percentile in height!? I'll show them... | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
2033 | Get down from there! You are too tall for a Napoleon Complex. | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2034 | Get in the car or Elba! | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2035 | OK! You win the game of Statues again! | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2036 | Honey, I know you've been socially stunted by the pandemic, but that horse isn't real. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2037 | The tokens are coming! The tokens are coming! Are the tokens coming, please, Mom? | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2038 | C‘mon, I got your favorite: shortcake. | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2039 | Napoleon, Russia is this way. | 1.2072 | 0.04976 | 111 | 94 | 11 | 6 |
2040 | You’re earning time-out minutes in the Elba room. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2041 | Napoleon the Twelfth, what did we talk about? Dinner before conquering. | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2042 | Why don’t we try Conquering the potty first. | 1.2072 | 0.04976 | 111 | 94 | 11 | 6 |
2043 | To the food court! | 1.2069 | 0.04155 | 116 | 94 | 20 | 2 |
2044 | Time to go. You’ll never grow up to be big and tall like that. | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2045 | I don't know what you mean by palindrome, but "Able was I ere I saw Elba" is sound like bad grammar. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2046 | What, is there a sale or something? | 1.2069 | 0.04665 | 116 | 97 | 14 | 5 |
2047 | What did I tell you about imperialism before dinner? | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
2048 | We will invade McDonald's when I finish my shopping Bobby. | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
2049 | Wasn't that one of the computer games I blocked?? | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
2050 | Why don't you ever bring your change? | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
2051 | Come along, Napoleon, conquerer of spirits. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
2052 | So you only have a quarter Napoleon? It appears you’re a bit short. | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
2053 | Get off that horse or you’re going back to Elba. | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
2054 | Times up Napolean and put your zipper up. | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
2055 | We don’t have time for your Napoleon Complex today, Jimmy. | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
2056 | Does Nepoleon want Jersey Mike's or pizza for lunch? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2057 | Two quarters asked; no quarters given. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2058 | Hey Napoleon, this is Josephine, get off the horse we are going home. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2059 | Honey, when I said you could conquer something, I meant that giant pile of dirty laundry in your room | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2060 | You can't lead a battle if you look silly on a horse | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2061 | I should've never let your father name you Napoleon. | 1.2063 | 0.04552 | 126 | 106 | 14 | 6 |
2062 | Et tu, mademoiselle? | 1.2061 | 0.04014 | 131 | 107 | 21 | 3 |
2063 | We need to have a talk about suitable role models. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2064 | No, I will not give you fifty cents to put down the French revolution. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2065 | Did you have another Wateroops again? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2066 | Oh, stiffle your Napoleonic complex. Got enough with SCOTUS. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2067 | Onward to the Lego Store! | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2068 | Get the Elba offa that horse! | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2069 | Excuse me, is Elba this way? | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2070 | Heels down! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2071 | Come on Don, You're bigger than him | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2072 | Electric vehicles are all the rage mom. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2073 | O, sweetie, give it up. You conquered Italy LAST week. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2074 | I'm sorry, but sons do not send their mothers into battle." | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2075 | Just because I bought a baguette is no reason to go all Francophile. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2076 | Napoleon Dynamite prequel | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2077 | Been there, done that. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2078 | Come along, emperor. I got your french fries. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2079 | I can't...the ice cream will melt! | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2080 | I'll give you France and most of Europe, but no more quarters! | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2081 | I'm out of quarters so it's Waterloo time. | 1.2056 | 0.05098 | 107 | 91 | 10 | 6 |
2082 | You’ll have to talk to your father as to who the real emperor is! | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2083 | Stop your charge little man. Or else we'll be having our own little Waterloo. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2084 | Enjoy it while you can, moi petit. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2085 | 50 cents for a thrill? Expect that price to go up as you age. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2086 | Don’t blame me! I don’t draw the cartoons I just come up with captions. | 1.2054 | 0.05095 | 112 | 96 | 9 | 7 |
2087 | No, we’re not going to Moscow. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2088 | Get off your high horse before I feed this baguette to the birds. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2089 | No time for a crossing of the Alps today, honey. Now let's get moving or I'm afraid I'll have to put you into Time-Elba. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2090 | Right now or you’re exiled to your room. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2091 | It's good to dream big, but the role of European tyrant is filled right now. | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
2092 | For my fifty cents, you could at least point me in the right direction. | 1.2051 | 0.04124 | 117 | 95 | 20 | 2 |
2093 | C’mon, Napoleon, I’m out of quarters. You’ll have to conquer Europe next week. | 1.2051 | 0.04467 | 117 | 97 | 16 | 4 |
2094 | It's time to depart Napoleon. | 1.2051 | 0.03749 | 117 | 93 | 24 | 0 |
2095 | Women are nothing but machines for producing children. Insert 50 cents and I might change my mind. | 1.2051 | 0.04629 | 117 | 98 | 14 | 5 |
2096 | Me, you, unlimited quarters, and my mom's permission. Let's ride! | 1.2049 | 0.04647 | 122 | 103 | 13 | 6 |
2097 | I'm all out of quarters, so get off of that or I'll go 'Duke of Wellington' on you! | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2098 | I got you the baguette you begged for, now let's go. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2099 | I said get in the Bronco, not on it! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2100 | That’s it. I’m taking away your ABBA records. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2101 | Napoleon,you do realize your dad named you after Dynamite not Bonaparte don’t you? | 1.2042 | 0.03940 | 142 | 117 | 21 | 4 |
2102 | The man in the red coats is coming for you. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2103 | Where do you think you are Boneparte? Waterloo? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2104 | No, I really don't think that'll fly as your French class project. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2105 | The Kiddish are Coming! The Kiddish are Coming!" - Paul Revere VII (2022 | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2106 | Now what? | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2107 | Jump on. The ice cream truck went that way! | 1.2041 | 0.04089 | 147 | 123 | 18 | 6 |
2108 | Let's go. You have French lessons." | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2109 | That's the last time I starch your cape. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2110 | Elba. Not elbow. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2111 | Onward and upward to the car buddy. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2112 | : Time to go. We still have to pick up the cats and go see the Monarch butterflies in the park. | 1.2039 | 0.03989 | 103 | 82 | 21 | 0 |
2113 | Okay fine, you can have all the French fries you want." | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2114 | Except this time we return the land | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2115 | No, you can't keep it until Halloween. | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2116 | Able was I ere I bought you a bicorne. | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2117 | You say CHARGE, I say cash. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2118 | Suit yourself,but water and the loo are that way. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2119 | Napoleon Complex for 50 cents! It should be more! | 1.2035 | 0.04199 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
2120 | No. I won't record you for Tik Tok. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2121 | You can't be Napoleon and Tattoo at the same time | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2122 | No more ice cream for you! | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2123 | Your father gave you quite a Napoleon complex | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2124 | Let's hurry or we're going to be late for your psychologist appointment Neapolitan. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2125 | Sorry, Waterloo isn’t on the way to the Orthodontist’s. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2126 | How many times do I need to tell you, your name is Leon, not Napoleon! | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2127 | OK, Todd, the British will have to come another day. We're leaving! | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2128 | The car is to your left. | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
2129 | Ill give you five dollars if you just get off that thing | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2130 | You can ride the exact same fake horse in the meta verse at home. Let’s go. | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
2131 | No, we are not going to New Jersey.” | 1.2033 | 0.04465 | 123 | 103 | 15 | 5 |
2132 | I'm fresh out of francs. | 1.2031 | 0.04054 | 128 | 105 | 20 | 3 |
2133 | I said the Appalachians, honey. | 1.2031 | 0.03899 | 128 | 104 | 22 | 2 |
2134 | I sure hope that you grow out of this. | 1.2031 | 0.04486 | 128 | 108 | 14 | 6 |
2135 | Ne te laves pas! | 1.2030 | 0.04237 | 133 | 111 | 17 | 5 |
2136 | Okay Napoleon, Waterloo is this direction. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2137 | Where is Elba? | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2138 | What if you were dressed as Hitler? Not so funny now, is it? | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2139 | You'll get 50 cents to conquer the world after you take the trash out. | 1.2022 | 0.05577 | 89 | 76 | 8 | 5 |
2140 | You're not him. But your hands are tiny. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2141 | Be careful on that thing! If you get electrocuted it will stunt your growth! | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2142 | Maybe horsey doesn't want to engage any royalist insurgents today. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2143 | Even Napolean had to clean his room. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2144 | Excusez-moi monsieur, ou-est let metro? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2145 | Buckle Up, Buttercup! | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2146 | That way is Waterloo. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2147 | Egypt? We'll need more quarters for that. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2148 | Your choice. Battle of Waterloo or an ice cream cone. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2149 | Okay, you're short. Don't get a complex. | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
2150 | To the barricades! | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2151 | A horse statue with both its front legs up in the air means the person on it died during a battle. Is this your way of saying goodbye Harold? | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2152 | Hint all you want, no brandy until you're 21. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2153 | May I borrow a quarter? I need to get to Waterloo | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2154 | C’mon, there’s nothing left worth conquering. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2155 | You're behaving like your father. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2156 | I'm glad you're taking our homeschooled history lessons to heart, but I have to get these melting groceries home now! | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2157 | Forget it. Your college fund is off-limits! | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2158 | This is EXACTLY what the marriage counselor was talking about. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2159 | You’re exiled to your room when we get home | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2160 | I’d forget about crossing the alps and worry about crossing mother’s nature. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2161 | You get in the car right this minute young man or you're going to find out that Waterloo isn't just a song by ABBA. | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2162 | If you dont get of that horse and get in the car you will experience your own personal Waterloo! | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2163 | No, this way! | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2164 | First, you pick up your toys and make your bed. Then you can invade Russia. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2165 | I’ll Waterloo your ass if you don’t get off that horse right now. | 1.2018 | 0.05178 | 109 | 94 | 8 | 7 |
2166 | Somebody needs a NAP. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2167 | The car's this way. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2168 | Another 50 cents and you could conquer the world! | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2169 | I'm starting to regret that we told you about Airmiles. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2170 | No crossing the Alps until you finish your homework! | 1.2018 | 0.04692 | 114 | 96 | 13 | 5 |
2171 | Not another Waterloo moment... that's five today already." | 1.2018 | 0.04524 | 114 | 95 | 15 | 4 |
2172 | Just cause you imitate art, that's not your life. | 1.2018 | 0.04349 | 114 | 94 | 17 | 3 |
2173 | Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake | 1.2018 | 0.04524 | 114 | 95 | 15 | 4 |
2174 | Ready for your water, Lou? | 1.2018 | 0.04855 | 114 | 97 | 11 | 6 |
2175 | Come on hun, you can get exiled tomorrow | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
2176 | Stop playing losers. Your father has that covered. | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2177 | Quarter the horse, m’lady! | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2178 | For a man with a complex, you enjoy remarkably simple pleasures. | 1.2015 | 0.04467 | 134 | 114 | 13 | 7 |
2179 | With all the plundering and pillaging, you must be able to finance your own rocking motion! | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2180 | You're getting too tall for that. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2181 | Sorry honey, there’s no time machine at the grocery store. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2182 | No one uses cash anymore. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2183 | Your attitude gives me the crepes. | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
2184 | How many times have I told you to put that 50 cents into your Roth IRA? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2185 | Yes, I got the Courvoisier. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2186 | Com'on Bonapart! Mommy's gotta make supper. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2187 | A mixed metaphor, if I ever saw one/ | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2188 | No, Elba is that way. Your actual ride is over here. | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 115 | 98 | 11 | 6 |
2189 | The macarons are only for *good* little Napoleons.” (Please italicize the word “good” | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2190 | Let's go your highness. | 1.2000 | 0.03846 | 130 | 106 | 22 | 2 |
2191 | Because we have company. It’s Beef Wellington for dinner. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2192 | You have 10 minutes to finish the Revolution" | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2193 | Conquer the Ukraine! | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2194 | Sorry, this is Waterloo, Iowa. | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2195 | I promise I'll do my chores right after my next conquest. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2196 | Time to get off your high horse Napoleon. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2197 | Enjoy Europe and then look for me in the parking lot. | 1.2000 | 0.04250 | 125 | 104 | 17 | 4 |
2198 | Moscow or bust! | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2199 | No, we're not going to conquer Chuck E. Cheese. | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2200 | Eating all your vegetables at dinner is NOT your Waterloo. . . | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2201 | Sweetie, Mommy has four more errands before we can even think about crossing the Alps! | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2202 | You're pointing to the deli. Moscow is in the other direction. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2203 | At least the price of the ride isn’t as inflated as your ego. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2204 | Stop imitating Napoleon. It's gonna stunt your growth. | 1.2000 | 0.05741 | 90 | 78 | 6 | 6 |
2205 | Un croquis vaut mieux qu | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2206 | Perhaps at the first place you plunder, you should ask if they have any quarters... | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2207 | Yes dear, but be sure you're back from Moscow before I've finished the shopping. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2208 | To infinity and beyond! | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2209 | Just steer clear of Waterloo. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2210 | Napoleon, I know you’re about to invade Russia but we have to go home now and cook dinner. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2211 | No Conner, we are not invading Russia during the Winter. | 1.2000 | 0.05125 | 100 | 85 | 10 | 5 |
2212 | To or from Moscow? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2213 | Honey, you do not want little man syndrome. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2214 | Mike Flynn, you get down from that horse right now! For the thousandth time, you just aren’t big enough! | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2215 | I know I shouldn't interrupt the charge of a great leader but I am out of quarters. | 1.2000 | 0.03922 | 105 | 84 | 21 | 0 |
2216 | No, you can’t have any cake. And please stop calling me “Marie Antoinette.” | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2217 | To the candy aisle woman--make haste! | 1.2000 | 0.04031 | 120 | 98 | 20 | 2 |
2218 | Okay, little man - time for your exile. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2219 | You’ll have to conquer the world after your nap. | 1.2000 | 0.04522 | 120 | 101 | 14 | 5 |
2220 | Every little man has his own Waterloo. So just help with the groceries. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2221 | Give it a rest, Billy; you're not even that short. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2222 | Last week it was only 40c. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2223 | The British aren’t coming kiddo… a recession is. Now get off and let’s go get gas while it’s cheap. | 1.2000 | 0.04399 | 125 | 105 | 15 | 5 |
2224 | Boys will be men. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2225 | if you don’t get down from there this instant I’m sending you to live with your aunt in Elba! | 1.2000 | 0.04096 | 125 | 103 | 19 | 3 |
2226 | Too bad there’s a change shortage | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2227 | I prefer the lesser known version by Paul Delaroche. | 1.1984 | 0.04066 | 126 | 104 | 19 | 3 |
2228 | Hi Ho Silver! | 1.1983 | 0.04785 | 121 | 104 | 10 | 7 |
2229 | First an ice cream cone, then Russia. | 1.1983 | 0.04638 | 121 | 103 | 12 | 6 |
2230 | I'm not giving you another 50 cents because you want to invade Russia. | 1.1983 | 0.04487 | 121 | 102 | 14 | 5 |
2231 | No, you have to be much taller to ride that one.” | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
2232 | To Waterloo and beyond! | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
2233 | On the count of three, your revolution is over, mister. | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
2234 | Unlike you, I actually pay my taxes. | 1.1983 | 0.03718 | 116 | 93 | 23 | 0 |
2235 | Russian winter is coming. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2236 | Napoleon never ran out of quarters. | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
2237 | Leon! We will be late for our train at Waterloo. | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
2238 | How about you help me conquer the dollar store next, Napoleon? | 1.1983 | 0.04617 | 116 | 98 | 13 | 5 |
2239 | I know they said you were a little short for a stormtrooper, but this is just weird... | 1.1983 | 0.04617 | 116 | 98 | 13 | 5 |
2240 | Why don't you grow up? | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2241 | The pastries are that way. | 1.1982 | 0.04582 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
2242 | No Johnny, that's not where "May The Force Be With You," came from. | 1.1982 | 0.04582 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
2243 | I keep hoping you'll grow out of this". | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2244 | We only need one Napoleon complex in this family. Now let’s go meet Dad and get his new truck. | 1.1982 | 0.04011 | 111 | 90 | 20 | 1 |
2245 | Don’t get greedy Napoleon | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2246 | Not today honey, you can conquer Europe tomorrow” | 1.1981 | 0.04114 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
2247 | Versailles, KY | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2248 | You haven't even hit your growth spurt yet. | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2249 | If you keep asking for quarters, you are going to meet your Waterloo. | 1.1981 | 0.03890 | 106 | 85 | 21 | 0 |
2250 | It will take more than 50 cents to get to Waterloo | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2251 | No more podcasts.” | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2252 | That Napoleon kid seems like he might be a problematic adult." | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2253 | You’ll be marching home on your stomach if you don’t help me unload the groceries. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2254 | Let's giddy on up home. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2255 | The hand goes in the pocket. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2256 | Don't make me exile you to your room | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2257 | Get off now or its back to Elba Island Camp for Incorrigible Boys for you. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2258 | I consider myself a modern parent, but thankful you’re not being Lady Godiva. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2259 | Billy, when a horse has two hooves raised it means you died in battle. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2260 | The Habsburgs aren’t the only ones who are going to be in trouble soon. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2261 | No, that's not how Fiddy Cents got started." | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2262 | Going to New Jersey? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2263 | If you want to debouch into Italy, Im afraid it's not uptown. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2264 | Follow me to the van this instant or you'll have a real battle on your hands. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2265 | Alright “Dollar General” let’s get home before these popsicles melt! | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2266 | No. Your hands are way bigger. | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
2267 | How appropriate that this is outside a complex | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2268 | You come right this minute or no more History Channel for you! | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2269 | You'll make better time if you take La Cienega and avoid the 10 and 405 entirely. | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2270 | Don’t listen to them! You are handsome and you will be our next President | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2271 | Mom, I need 6 more quarters to get to Valley Forge | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2272 | Will you please finish crossing the Alps, the ice cream is melting. | 1.1972 | 0.03902 | 142 | 118 | 20 | 4 |
2273 | You're getting a complex. | 1.1971 | 0.03854 | 137 | 113 | 21 | 3 |
2274 | No,I got chocolate ice cream. | 1.1969 | 0.04189 | 127 | 106 | 17 | 4 |
2275 | Last ride or it'll be Waterloo for you tonight. | 1.1969 | 0.04189 | 127 | 106 | 17 | 4 |
2276 | Come along, Your Imperial Majesty! Time to go home for your cabinet meeting." | 1.1969 | 0.04336 | 127 | 107 | 15 | 5 |
2277 | All right, general. It's time to meet your Waterloo in the tub. | 1.1969 | 0.04189 | 127 | 106 | 17 | 4 |
2278 | c'mon Hugo. I told you I didn't have any coins. | 1.1969 | 0.03542 | 127 | 102 | 25 | 0 |
2279 | Going to the capitol! The election was rigged!! Ok honey, but don’t be late for supper!! Ok? | 1.1967 | 0.04138 | 122 | 101 | 18 | 3 |
2280 | Like I said,Pal. After ten rides you Water your own Loo. | 1.1967 | 0.04454 | 122 | 103 | 14 | 5 |
2281 | See you in 2 weeks. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2282 | Let’s go home, little man! You can come back to fight anther day! | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2283 | That’s cute — just don’t invade Russia. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2284 | No, sweetie, we're not going to invade Russia today. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2285 | I'll let you have another 50 cents, but then you get off at Waterloo. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2286 | Just what we need nowadays. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2287 | Let's go or you'll be facing your personal 'Waterloo' when we get home! | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2288 | Come home, Billy. The British aren’t coming. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2289 | The Girl Scouts are coming! The Girl Scouts are coming! | 1.1964 | 0.04545 | 112 | 94 | 14 | 4 |
2290 | Christopher, I think you're taking this "little emperor" thing a little too seriously. | 1.1964 | 0.03979 | 112 | 91 | 20 | 1 |
2291 | Well at least you've got the short stature right. | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
2292 | O.K., times up to divide and conquer.” | 1.1964 | 0.04545 | 112 | 94 | 14 | 4 |
2293 | It's a complex situation | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2294 | for once i just wish he would stay inside and play call of duty | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2295 | Before you meet Wellington, you need to do your homework! | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2296 | No, no! Moscow is the other way. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2297 | You have to clean your room before you can cross the Alps. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2298 | I don’t care if you need it to advance on Moscow. I’m not giving you fifty cents. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2299 | OK Paul Revere time to head home for dinner and homework | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2300 | Paul Revere rides again when Paul Revere gets a job. Now let’s go. | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
2301 | You will still hold my hand when you cross the street. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2302 | I'll be back in 15 minutes to feed Marengo another 50 cents! | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2303 | Turn left before Russia | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2304 | Forget about the Akps. It's time to cross the parking lot. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2305 | This is not what your teacher had in mind for your class photo. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2306 | I'm counting, mister. Elba or St. Helena? | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2307 | Time to go home shorty | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2308 | Come on, you’ll finish crossing the Alps another day | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2309 | I meant it when I said that this is your last ride…I must get home to make the Beef Wellington!” | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2310 | Stop playing Lord of The Flies, otherwise you’ll get it banned. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2311 | Josephine regretted naming her son Bonaparte. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2312 | Come on, let’s go. You can invade Russia after nap time. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2313 | The restroom is up there! Damn! Always the same question! | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2314 | It’s a complex, honey. You’ll grow out of it. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2315 | Well, at least you’ve got the height right. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2316 | Carry out any campaign you want, just be home by 8pm bedtime. And don't forget that blankie. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2317 | I somehow doubt that Napoleon named his trusty steed "Silver." | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2318 | Get down, Elon! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2319 | And they say there’s no imperialism in America… | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2320 | This will be your Waterloo, if you don’t get over hear right now! | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2321 | Napoleon crossing the sidewalk outside Trader Joe's. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2322 | Be careful, winter approaches in Russia. | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2323 | I just paid $7 for eggs, but the Revolutionary Ride is only 50 cents? | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2324 | You can go one day without french fries. | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2325 | Come on Little Coronel, nobody would ever follow you in that ridiculous outfit! | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2326 | Your father is not coming. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2327 | Did you get short-changed again? | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2328 | So, do you want to be the President when you grow up? | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2329 | Meet me in aisle 7 after the battle, general. | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2330 | You’re so complex. | 1.1957 | 0.05182 | 92 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
2331 | I don’t have any cash with me so you’ll just have to charge it. | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2332 | Yes, he was short and I'm short on quarters, so let's go. | 1.1954 | 0.05858 | 87 | 76 | 5 | 6 |
2333 | You're too young to have a Napoleon Complex! | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2334 | Let’s go home, you’re almost too tall for this anyway. | 1.1953 | 0.04008 | 128 | 106 | 19 | 3 |
2335 | Let’s go home my little four-bit Napoleon | 1.1953 | 0.03852 | 128 | 105 | 21 | 2 |
2336 | Three more minutes, and it’s time for exile. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2337 | It’s time for your haircut Little Colonel. | 1.1949 | 0.04383 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
2338 | It’s too hot for Napoleon to be wearing his ‘blankie’… | 1.1949 | 0.04383 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
2339 | Horse can't fly now, Emperor | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2340 | Meet you back at the car, Bonaparte. | 1.1949 | 0.04383 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
2341 | Boris Johnson? | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2342 | How many coins will you need before you win the war? | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2343 | 50 cents? Get off! | 1.1947 | 0.04846 | 113 | 97 | 10 | 6 |
2344 | Prussia, Prussia, Prussia - that's all we hear from you. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2345 | Let's go. 'Waterloo' needs to be walked and fed. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2346 | That is not Marengo and you won’t be exiled. Get in the car. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2347 | Glory is fleeting, Nappy. Now, march your stomach home. | 1.1944 | 0.05002 | 108 | 93 | 9 | 6 |
2348 | Your kingdom can wait, but your dinner cannot. | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2349 | We have to go - the Von Bluchers are arriving soon. | 1.1944 | 0.04826 | 108 | 92 | 11 | 5 |
2350 | So you want to be president? | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2351 | Lunch is in 15 minutes Napoleon no matter who wins the bsttle. | 1.1944 | 0.04643 | 108 | 91 | 13 | 4 |
2352 | I know you stole that 50 cents out of my purse, Little Prince! | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2353 | Really? | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2354 | I can deliver your groceries for $.50. No gas or ev. | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2355 | They told me I’d be on Pegasus | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2356 | Settle down, Boris. | 1.1942 | 0.04986 | 103 | 88 | 10 | 5 |
2357 | Of course the " British are coming" did you see the mess the Country is in? | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2358 | From what I read, you’re the right size. | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2359 | I think you’re taking this complex too literally. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2360 | Oh no not another one! Are we that close to elections? | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2361 | You can take over Walmart tomorrow; it's time for din-din. | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2362 | "Waterloo or bust!" | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2363 | I prayed for a knight on horseback to rescue me, but I don't think you'll qualify. | 1.1942 | 0.03917 | 103 | 83 | 20 | 0 |
2364 | If this is the price, that I have to pay for the glory & leadership of the Republic & our nation then, "Mom can you lend me fifty cents"? | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2365 | Napoleon, the battle is in the other direction | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2366 | Onward to Russia! who cares about milk | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2367 | I believe Napoleon started that way! | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2368 | You will be home today, and we will all continue washing. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2369 | You’re headed in the wrong direction. | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2370 | No,I don’t have $27.50 in quarters so you can get to Waterloo. | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2371 | Napoleone D Buonaparte, if you do not get off your high horse this minute there will be no water and no loo for you today | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
2372 | Yo Boney. History is written by the moms. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2373 | Technically, the sign says, "Must be shorter than Napoleon to ride". | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2374 | Forget it. I'm sick of my tax dollars going to the military. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2375 | I told you to hold your horses! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2376 | Everything else is now $1.25. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2377 | Tell Marengo that it’s time for your nappy! | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2378 | 50 cents is missing from my purse. | 1.1935 | 0.04235 | 124 | 104 | 16 | 4 |
2379 | Okay Bonaparte,time for dinner. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2380 | Yes mommy remembered your brie and camembert, now time to go home." | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
2381 | On to Waterloo! | 1.1933 | 0.04008 | 119 | 98 | 19 | 2 |
2382 | Don't go to Russia in the winter. | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
2383 | You are deeply unloved, Dylan. | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
2384 | If you knew about Napoleon's inferiority complexes, you would not pretend to be him. | 1.1933 | 0.04509 | 119 | 101 | 13 | 5 |
2385 | Grow up! And stop acting like your father! | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
2386 | The insurrection is over…you missed the whole thing & it’s your horse’s fault | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
2387 | Liberte, Bibliothèque public | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
2388 | Yes, yes, I bought a French baguette! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2389 | I should never have let you win that snowball fight. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2390 | You don't want to know how this ends. I'll show you Waterloo; get in the car! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2391 | We're going the other way, Johnny. | 1.1932 | 0.05566 | 88 | 76 | 7 | 5 |
2392 | Don’t you go developing a complex from this | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2393 | At least this one will grow out of it. | 1.1930 | 0.04109 | 114 | 94 | 18 | 2 |
2394 | My arms are full sweetie, maybe David can take the picture. | 1.1930 | 0.04642 | 114 | 97 | 12 | 5 |
2395 | Give me liberty or give me another ride on this thing! | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2396 | I’ll be home when Wellington’s army surrenders and not a moment before! | 1.1927 | 0.04604 | 109 | 92 | 13 | 4 |
2397 | No need for that honey, the Dr. says you will be tall like Dad. | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
2398 | 50¢? Pretty steep price Napoleon, after all Waterloo is just ahead! | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
2399 | Atta boy! But wait till tomorrow to attack Russia. | 1.1927 | 0.04416 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
2400 | Enough horsing around, Leon. Time to go home for your nap-o. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2401 | If you don’t get down from there I’ll banish you to your room. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2402 | I've already been to Moscow. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2403 | Forget it, Nappy. It’s time for your nappy. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2404 | Parles-tu anglais? | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2405 | Golden arc burger now! | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2406 | The grocery store has enough of my money. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2407 | 5 more minutes, and then it’s back to Elba with you | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2408 | I can't tell which was worse, this Napoleon phase or the Oedipal phase | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2409 | Get in the car, or I will send you right back to Elba. | 1.1920 | 0.03715 | 125 | 102 | 22 | 1 |
2410 | That's enough, David. | 1.1920 | 0.04204 | 125 | 105 | 16 | 4 |
2411 | No, we’re not vacationing in Elba. | 1.1920 | 0.04355 | 125 | 106 | 14 | 5 |
2412 | Actually, they went the other way. | 1.1920 | 0.03537 | 125 | 101 | 24 | 0 |
2413 | I said read about history, don't reenact it! | 1.1920 | 0.04204 | 125 | 105 | 16 | 4 |
2414 | Aren't you a bit short for that ride? | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2415 | Time to come back to St. Helena. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2416 | Get off your high horse, Napoleon! | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2417 | You can conquer Russia tomorrow, but now it's time for dinner. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2418 | Sorry , I haven’t used change since we got a washer-dryer . | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2419 | Napoleon's mother is out of fifty-cent pieces. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2420 | That is not the way back to Paris. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2421 | I command you to retreat and not to return without french fries! | 1.1919 | 0.03978 | 99 | 80 | 19 | 0 |
2422 | Don't get your blankie dirty, General. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2423 | I should have left you at aunt Elba's. | 1.1919 | 0.03978 | 99 | 80 | 19 | 0 |
2424 | Let's just hope he grows up to be tall. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2425 | I said you can conquer the Austrians after you clean your room. | 1.1917 | 0.04315 | 120 | 101 | 15 | 4 |
2426 | This way to moral superiority! | 1.1917 | 0.04475 | 120 | 102 | 13 | 5 |
2427 | Rein of Terror: 50c | 1.1917 | 0.04150 | 120 | 100 | 17 | 3 |
2428 | Come on Emperor, that kid dressed as Louis xviii was next. | 1.1917 | 0.03977 | 120 | 99 | 19 | 2 |
2429 | Hurry up, dear, the kids are waiting in the car. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2430 | Sorry Honey, Napoleon lost the war! | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2431 | Enough horsing around, time to conquer homework! | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2432 | Becasue I'm out of centimes, that's why. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2433 | Napoleon right before losing the argument at wal-martloo | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2434 | If you don’t help me with these groceries, I’ll give you a new complex to worry about! | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2435 | Let’s go ! You already dictate my home, marriage and when I can go to the bathroom. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2436 | I said you’re too young to operate complex machinery. | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
2437 | You can ride at home, but I’m taking the car | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
2438 | I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up.” “Don’t quote Napoleon to me young man. We are leaving now. | 1.1913 | 0.04435 | 115 | 97 | 14 | 4 |
2439 | He does this every time we come | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
2440 | You’re too short!! | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2441 | Able was I, err I saw Aldi. | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2442 | Nice Try. I said “Nap time” | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2443 | I'll be on the 'mommy wine bench.' | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2444 | You don't have a complex and you're not getting Cognac. | 1.1909 | 0.04917 | 110 | 95 | 9 | 6 |
2445 | You're too big for that! | 1.1909 | 0.04745 | 110 | 94 | 11 | 5 |
2446 | What do you mean, "I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up"? One more time: Get. In. The. Car. | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2447 | I have your Waterloo | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2448 | Au contrair, mon petit ami - This does NOT mean I must let you eat cake!! | 1.1909 | 0.04745 | 110 | 94 | 11 | 5 |
2449 | Cut it out you’re in the 75 percentile in height for your age. | 1.1909 | 0.03764 | 110 | 89 | 21 | 0 |
2450 | Sorry, if you’re being him you took no quarter took no quarter. | 1.1905 | 0.03857 | 126 | 104 | 20 | 2 |
2451 | Okay Napoleon, time to go. I know you don't want to be banished to your room again. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2452 | No! Haven't you learned anything from your little Russian adventure? | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2453 | Yes, you do have the right attitude to be president | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2454 | Get a move on or I'll exile you to Elba for the rest of your life. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2455 | My Dear Bonaparte, I’ve run the economics and your chances of victory aren’t worth two bits. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2456 | Mommy’s very busy today , sweetie. Maybe tomorrow we can invade Russia. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2457 | You'll still grow a bit I promise, no need to choose bad role models. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2458 | It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr! | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2459 | Let’s go, David! | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2460 | I mus' go to Mosgow! | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2461 | Samantha just remembered to go home and play with her toys. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2462 | Cheapest war I ever paid for. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2463 | You'll need permission to cross the street. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2464 | I don't care who you think you are. Wal Mart does not need to be conquered. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2465 | Roe Wade, I told you for the last time, get off that damn pony. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2466 | Not what I meant when I said it's "Nap time" | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2467 | You have about $40 in quarters, I’m headed to the Legion, meet you here in about an hour | 1.1901 | 0.03948 | 121 | 100 | 19 | 2 |
2468 | I also preferred the Trojan horse, kid. | 1.1901 | 0.04282 | 121 | 102 | 15 | 4 |
2469 | Would you like a juice box little Napoleon? | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2470 | That only costs 50 cents – you’re not a Dollar General. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2471 | I think Russia is the other direction. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2472 | Try your Willy Wonka coin. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2473 | I was referring to the complex…not Dynamite | 1.1900 | 0.03943 | 100 | 81 | 19 | 0 |
2474 | Men with big egos are cheap rides. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2475 | It's Waterloo or dinner, Richie. Your choice. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2476 | The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming! | 1.1899 | 0.05719 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
2477 | That's not the "nap" I meant. | 1.1897 | 0.04045 | 116 | 96 | 18 | 2 |
2478 | That's enough countries, no more quarters! | 1.1897 | 0.03855 | 116 | 95 | 20 | 1 |
2479 | C'mon, little man. Get off your high horse and I'll let you eat cake. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2480 | Okay, you win. Never again will I take you down the eggs aisle. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2481 | Delusions of grandeur aside, you still need school supplies. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2482 | I swear, I give you an inch and you take a country. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2483 | To the candy store, and beyond. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2484 | Donald, stop acting like a malignantly narcissistic brat. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2485 | So are we Kehinde Wiley or Napoleon today? | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2486 | Yes, I know, «L’avenir appartient à celui qui contrôle la jeunesse.», but as long as you’re not eating your vegetables, we’re not conquering anything! | 1.1894 | 0.03746 | 132 | 109 | 21 | 2 |
2487 | That's not Teddy Roosevelt. Different metaphor. | 1.1892 | 0.04343 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
2488 | I'm out of change, Napolean. Come on home and conquer your chores. | 1.1892 | 0.04150 | 111 | 92 | 17 | 2 |
2489 | Time’s up, Napoleon Dynamite. Onto Waterloo Pool. | 1.1892 | 0.04527 | 111 | 94 | 13 | 4 |
2490 | Don't ask. It's complex. | 1.1892 | 0.04343 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
2491 | Your father just had to name you Napoleon" | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2492 | When you're done Nap, lets look for some underwear. | 1.1892 | 0.04705 | 111 | 95 | 11 | 5 |
2493 | Josephine wants you to go home for dinner now! | 1.1892 | 0.04876 | 111 | 96 | 9 | 6 |
2494 | You're just like you father with his Napoleon complex. | 1.1892 | 0.04343 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
2495 | Aren't you a little old for rides Napolean? | 1.1892 | 0.04343 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
2496 | *Right next to the little men's room." | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2497 | You're supposed to tuck that hand under your armpit. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2498 | Pay up. Yonder lies the castle of my father. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2499 | Dismount, Napoleon. My code says it's time to return home. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2500 | With inflation, you don’t get a full minute. | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2501 | Okay, Waterloo is that way, but the car is this way. | 1.1887 | 0.04665 | 106 | 90 | 12 | 4 |
2502 | Honey come on, I'll let you eat cake. | 1.1887 | 0.04047 | 106 | 87 | 18 | 1 |
2503 | That blankie of yours needs washing. | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2504 | The Battle of the Homework is yet to be won. | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
2505 | Able was I ere I saw Mama | 1.1885 | 0.04088 | 122 | 102 | 17 | 3 |
2506 | I'll start looking for a nice Airbnb in Saint Helena. | 1.1885 | 0.04088 | 122 | 102 | 17 | 3 |
2507 | Wait until you’re out of nappies, Napoleon. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2508 | You’re going the wrong way! | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2509 | Your father is over six feet tall. Trust me, you’ll grow out of this. | 1.1882 | 0.04265 | 85 | 69 | 16 | 0 |
2510 | Stop it. That's only for the small people. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2511 | Are you sure that's where we parked? | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2512 | You found Dad's brandy bottle? Where is it? | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2513 | Sorry. You'll have to conquer the world on your own quarters. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2514 | See you on the other side. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2515 | The same to you...! | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2516 | We’re not heading to Le Creperie. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2517 | The alps are the least of your problems | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2518 | Your dad also had his Waterloo moment. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2519 | Trust me it’s the cheapest dream of your life. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2520 | A little emperor you are not | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2521 | Do you need another exile?” | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2522 | ‘And by the way, Josephine says homework is EVERY night…’ | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2523 | ‘ Able was I ere I saw Elba’, my foot. Move it now young man. | 1.1880 | 0.04691 | 117 | 101 | 10 | 6 |
2524 | Your exile is over. | 1.1880 | 0.04193 | 117 | 98 | 16 | 3 |
2525 | I command you to get icecream | 1.1880 | 0.04365 | 117 | 99 | 14 | 4 |
2526 | Your Napolean complex is beginning to annoy me. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2527 | I’m praying for a growth spurt | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2528 | I’ll put in two quarters if you go into battle against inflation. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2529 | No! We're not invading Russia. Now get in the car! | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2530 | If you don't get off that thing in three seconds you'll be meeting your Waterloo. One...two... | 1.1875 | 0.03916 | 112 | 92 | 19 | 1 |
2531 | Keep in mind that Waterloo Station is right around the corner.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2532 | Listen, little man, even Napoleon had to eat dinner! Dismount! And that’s an order | 1.1875 | 0.04835 | 112 | 97 | 9 | 6 |
2533 | Nathan, if you really are Napolean, you should have the money to pay for another ride.... | 1.1875 | 0.04116 | 112 | 93 | 17 | 2 |
2534 | You're getting a little too big for your britches. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2535 | I know the Marseillaise sings- "Allons Enfants de la Patria ", But I think you're going in the wrong direction! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2536 | That display of ego will take you nowhere | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2537 | See? We got everything we needed without invading the breadbasket of Europe. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2538 | Whoa... 50 cents for a horsey ride!? Why, when I was a kid... | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2539 | If you get in the car, I’ll get you those silver candlesticks you wanted. | 1.1870 | 0.04218 | 123 | 104 | 15 | 4 |
2540 | Yes, I know he was short too, but you are still going to eat your broccoli at dinner. | 1.1870 | 0.04218 | 123 | 104 | 15 | 4 |
2541 | How can you waste your time shopping when they’re empire’s to conquer? | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2542 | It's time to manifest destiny the produce aisle | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2543 | Have you been in mommy's La Croix again? | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2544 | Just pretend it's a cape. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2545 | I guess the era of two-bit dictators is over. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2546 | No, I am your mother, not your Da-veed! | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2547 | If you don’t get in the car right now, this is going to be your Waterloo. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2548 | This is what they are teaching you in French class now? | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2549 | That reminds me. I need to pick up some Elba macaroni. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2550 | I thought you said “I want a loo” | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2551 | Fine, we'll listen to some ABBA on the way home. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2552 | At least you haven't dyed your hair orange. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2553 | You can stop posing now. You’re not Napoleon and I’m not Jacques- Louis David. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2554 | To Moscow! | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2555 | No, I do not have another 50 cents so you can “start a land war in Asia”. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2556 | Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. Now can I have 50 cents, mama? | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2557 | That way's Waterloo. The car's this way. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2558 | I thought your father was spending too much time with you… | 1.1864 | 0.03983 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
2559 | This is as close as your getting to a pomy for your birthday. | 1.1864 | 0.03983 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
2560 | You're getting exiled to the shower, Monsieur Emperor. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2561 | Hey kid, take my advice: Don't invade Russia and get off your high horse. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2562 | No more conquering sweetie, mommy needs to get this Brie home in the fridge. | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2563 | Relax! You’ll get taller! | 1.1863 | 0.04971 | 102 | 88 | 9 | 5 |
2564 | No, Russia’s this way… and a few cents won’t do it! | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2565 | After you get to Waterloo find the car--we parked in B2. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2566 | This is a dumb cartoon | 1.1863 | 0.05163 | 102 | 89 | 7 | 6 |
2567 | I’ll stop calling you Captain Jack when you stop calling me Josephine! | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2568 | Vive helping me with the groceries. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2569 | Of course you can become an emperor one day, you just need a seven-part plan and a few friends to play along. | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
2570 | No I don’t have fifty cents to insure your immortality. | 1.1863 | 0.04971 | 102 | 88 | 9 | 5 |
2571 | One Napoleon Complex in the family is enough. | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
2572 | I've got your water, Lou. | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2573 | C'mon shortstuff, Waterloo is this way. | 1.1860 | 0.04370 | 129 | 111 | 12 | 6 |
2574 | God help me when he grows to 5’10” and thinks he’s Hitler. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2575 | We have time for you to cross the Delaware OR buy new underwear, make up your mind! | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2576 | Yes, it is cheaper than gas, but you're still not going anywhere. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2577 | Moscow's in Russia Sweetie. It's a long way away and no one wants to conquer it anymore. | 1.1860 | 0.05363 | 86 | 74 | 8 | 4 |
2578 | Let me get my camera. You're exhibiting great leadership skills. | 1.1860 | 0.04221 | 86 | 70 | 16 | 0 |
2579 | One coin is worth a thousand tantrums. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2580 | Let's go, Napoleon. You're not the one who went to town riding on a pony. | 1.1858 | 0.04272 | 113 | 95 | 15 | 3 |
2581 | This is what I get for shopping at the Napoleon Complex. | 1.1858 | 0.04083 | 113 | 94 | 17 | 2 |
2582 | The red beets are coming! The red beets are coming! | 1.1858 | 0.04453 | 113 | 96 | 13 | 4 |
2583 | Nap first. THEN invade kindergarten. | 1.1858 | 0.04272 | 113 | 95 | 15 | 3 |
2584 | For two more quarters you can go from here to Hoboken. | 1.1858 | 0.04083 | 113 | 94 | 17 | 2 |
2585 | No, this way! It's time to go. | 1.1858 | 0.04453 | 113 | 96 | 13 | 4 |
2586 | Inflation. When I was a kid it was only a penny! | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2587 | Well, son, I guess not having a quarter is your own personal Waterloo. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2588 | Your French teacher is disillusioned. | 1.1856 | 0.05351 | 97 | 85 | 6 | 6 |
2589 | Sorry, No Change... | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2590 | Time to go. You'll have to save the dying mall another day. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2591 | Let's go. Maybe you can conquer your messy room next. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2592 | Maybe we didn’t need to adjust his allowance for inflation?? | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2593 | Sorry, Napoleon,there’s no recount. Try again in 4 years. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2594 | You forgot the Elba Macaroni | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2595 | Look, honey, I’ve been to that kingdom and I promise it’s not as fun as New Jersey, ok? | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2596 | You're actually normal height for your age. | 1.1855 | 0.04340 | 124 | 106 | 13 | 5 |
2597 | ‘Seems a bit complex.’ | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
2598 | Let me know it you find any baby formula. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2599 | Boys are more easily governed through candy than vegetables. | 1.1852 | 0.04585 | 108 | 92 | 12 | 4 |
2600 | You are NOT 'going off to Waterloo', now get in the damn car. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2601 | And after you conquer Russia, I'll drop you off at school. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2602 | Get off that thing before you develop a complex! | 1.1852 | 0.04343 | 81 | 66 | 15 | 0 |
2603 | She looked at the child and considered what her son would have been like had she chosen to be a mother. Would they have dark hair like her? Would they eat French bread? Would they harvest the organs of strangers in motel bathrooms for fun? Questions. | 1.1852 | 0.04585 | 108 | 92 | 12 | 4 |
2604 | History is written by the winners. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2605 | I don’t care how able you were ere you saw Elba, let’s go.” | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
2606 | Hey Buddy, I think Russia is in the other direction. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2607 | Get off your ass and help me carry these bags. | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
2608 | If you don't get off your high horse, your next stop is Waterloo. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2609 | I love your theatrics and imagination, on the other hand get off NOW or Waterloo will seem like a picnic! | 1.1849 | 0.03952 | 119 | 99 | 18 | 2 |
2610 | You know, it's winter in Moscow presently. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2611 | I won’t fund a delusion that precludes the carrying of groceries. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2612 | You still have to eat your broccoli.” | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2613 | Onward to the candy isle—the piéce de résistance! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2614 | You have a complex. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2615 | I don't think I'll be back for dinner. | 1.1846 | 0.04055 | 130 | 110 | 16 | 4 |
2616 | Listen to me or it's off to Elba with you | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2617 | You just need to forget about missing January 6th, Kyle. | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
2618 | Let's go. You can't cross the Alps on an empty stomach. | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
2619 | Enough, already. You made your point. We'll stop by the bakery. | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2620 | Yes, the ride is short. What did you expect? | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2621 | Let's go. Josephine called. She's got Bonbons at nursery school. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2622 | Where did you get that 50 cents? | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2623 | If you don't stop now, you'll be sent to Elba | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
2624 | Two quarters for my empire. | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2625 | OK,Napoleon.Remember to get home before winter. | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2626 | Let’s go before you break a bone apart! | 1.1845 | 0.04926 | 103 | 89 | 9 | 5 |
2627 | We're having Beef Wellington and that's the last I want to hear from you! | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2628 | i don't have change for francs. | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
2629 | Ha, I didn't know empowerment cost 50 cents... | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2630 | I don't care what you need to conquer, you have scouts in 45 minutes. | 1.1842 | 0.03854 | 114 | 94 | 19 | 1 |
2631 | Let's go Boney....or we'll be late for therapy. | 1.1842 | 0.03854 | 114 | 94 | 19 | 1 |
2632 | Is this what you meant by ‘Napoleon Complex’ Mom? | 1.1842 | 0.04238 | 114 | 96 | 15 | 3 |
2633 | Forget about it! | 1.1840 | 0.03997 | 125 | 105 | 17 | 3 |
2634 | Come on! Napoleon would never have been anything if it hadn't been for his mother. There wouldn't even have been a Napoleon! | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
2635 | Don't wear those short pants to Russia. | 1.1839 | 0.04178 | 87 | 71 | 16 | 0 |
2636 | " This direction Napoleon; no crossing of Alps or mom today." | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2637 | No, I'm not giving you another 50 cents to promote fascism. | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2638 | OK, this is the last ride and if you keep whining, I’ll drop you in Elbaland! | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
2639 | Why do you have an admiral hat on ? | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2640 | If you don’t get off that horse immediately it’s Waterloo for you, Napoleon. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2641 | Why can't you watch the Cartoon Channel instead of the History Channel. | 1.1837 | 0.04191 | 98 | 81 | 16 | 1 |
2642 | Napoleon's first conquest..the local acme. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2643 | Yes, 50 cents surely IS too much to pay for the satisfaction of crushing your enemies underfoot. | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2644 | Onward!! | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2645 | Which way to the Water fountain ? | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2646 | No, I will NOT take you to Nordstrom's | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
2647 | Better hope that thing can actually fly kid, it's a long way to Waterloo... | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2648 | Just pretend you're at Austerlitz 'till I finish my shopping. | 1.1837 | 0.03932 | 98 | 80 | 18 | 0 |
2649 | At least now you can tell your friends that you once ruled Europe for a pittance. | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
2650 | So this is the cost of war. | 1.1835 | 0.04355 | 109 | 92 | 14 | 3 |
2651 | You’re too young to have a Napoleanic complex. | 1.1835 | 0.04546 | 109 | 93 | 12 | 4 |
2652 | I said 'Course you can' | 1.1835 | 0.03946 | 109 | 90 | 18 | 1 |
2653 | Tomorrow you can meet Wellington at Waterloo. Today you are helping Josephine with the shopping bags. | 1.1835 | 0.04546 | 109 | 93 | 12 | 4 |
2654 | We’ll see how you conquer the broccoli dinner | 1.1835 | 0.04355 | 109 | 92 | 14 | 3 |
2655 | The military industrial complex starts with a hat and a horse. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2656 | Sorry, I gave my last two quarters to Ivan the Terrible. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2657 | Vive la Prance! | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2658 | No -- The ice cream flavor I bought is called NEAPOLITAN. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2659 | I want you home for dinner to meet your uncles Walter and Lou. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2660 | No, I'm not taking your picture. And yes, you're still grounded when we get home. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2661 | Ok Napoleon, I got you the french fries you wanted. Let's go. | 1.1828 | 0.04030 | 93 | 76 | 17 | 0 |
2662 | That was a good look about 220 years ago. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2663 | Is that the way to Waterloo? | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2664 | Honey, you're too tall for that now. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2665 | Come on honey. The British are coming this way! | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2666 | Are you still here? | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2667 | En route to the Napoleon BYO app party | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2668 | If only it took me 50¢ to feel that great after a day at work | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2669 | Mom, I can no longer obey; I have tasted command and I cannot give it up. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2670 | So go already! I'm going home. | 1.1827 | 0.04270 | 104 | 87 | 15 | 2 |
2671 | Have your home chores been conquered? | 1.1827 | 0.04270 | 104 | 87 | 15 | 2 |
2672 | They’re called breasts and we all have them. | 1.1827 | 0.04270 | 104 | 87 | 15 | 2 |
2673 | That's enough Bonaparte we're having mushroom wellington for dinner. | 1.1827 | 0.04270 | 104 | 87 | 15 | 2 |
2674 | Honey, please give Wellington a turn now. | 1.1827 | 0.04687 | 104 | 89 | 11 | 4 |
2675 | Did you do your homework? | 1.1827 | 0.04483 | 104 | 88 | 13 | 3 |
2676 | You are too tall to be on that thing. | 1.1827 | 0.04483 | 104 | 88 | 13 | 3 |
2677 | En avant! | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
2678 | You can't fake Napoleon. | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
2679 | Before you conquer the world, clean up your room! | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
2680 | I feel like I’m stuck in place, but I wouldn’t call it a complex, | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
2681 | My other hat is a MAGA hat | 1.1827 | 0.04270 | 104 | 87 | 15 | 2 |
2682 | When the cashier called you a “short king” it was a modern term of endearment not a challenge | 1.1827 | 0.04687 | 104 | 89 | 11 | 4 |
2683 | Time to go. We have to visit Dr. Waterloo for your shots. | 1.1826 | 0.04381 | 115 | 98 | 13 | 4 |
2684 | I never should have named you Napoleon | 1.1826 | 0.04204 | 115 | 97 | 15 | 3 |
2685 | Maman, I need 50 cents to lead the revolution” | 1.1826 | 0.04018 | 115 | 96 | 17 | 2 |
2686 | No, I asked where to find the Melba toast aisle, not the Elba exile. | 1.1818 | 0.04508 | 110 | 94 | 12 | 4 |
2687 | You're the right height. But the similarities end there. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2688 | Onward yourself, Aiden. I'm out of change. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2689 | And if you don’t get off right now, you’ll meet your Waterloo. | 1.1818 | 0.03850 | 132 | 111 | 18 | 3 |
2690 | Le roi n'est certainement pas toi. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2691 | Follow me ...for a price | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2692 | I don't care which way the wind is blowing, home is this way | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2693 | No more money. It’s your Waterloo! | 1.1818 | 0.04319 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2694 | We are not crossing the Alps this summer, and that's final. | 1.1818 | 0.03914 | 110 | 91 | 18 | 1 |
2695 | Put your horse that doesn't move back in the stable that doesn't exist. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2696 | Remember, he eventually lost | 1.1818 | 0.04319 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2697 | Stop that, or you'll grow up to be a Waterloser. | 1.1818 | 0.03892 | 121 | 101 | 18 | 2 |
2698 | You're not even French | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2699 | Forget it commander, it's time to go home. | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
2700 | Too much or too little TV time? | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2701 | I’m not sure where this is coming from - you’re actually above average height for your age. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2702 | I will not retreat until I get a frozen treat! | 1.1818 | 0.04319 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2703 | Sorry, but this is your Waterloo. | 1.1818 | 0.04689 | 110 | 95 | 10 | 5 |
2704 | Son, with this attitude, you will not be elected class president. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2705 | You're too young to meet your Waterloo. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2706 | I told you that it is not polite to point! | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2707 | Come on little guy, let's get some spaghetti hoops and pizza into you before you head to Moscow. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2708 | Don't go too far. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2709 | Get off, don't make me bring the cat. | 1.1818 | 0.04391 | 121 | 104 | 12 | 5 |
2710 | Listen, France is a lot of 50c's away from St Helena, and besides, unlike you, that little horse is totally grounded. | 1.1811 | 0.03940 | 127 | 107 | 17 | 3 |
2711 | Sorry.No change left after groceries anymore! | 1.1810 | 0.03986 | 116 | 97 | 17 | 2 |
2712 | No quarters from me Paul. | 1.1810 | 0.04170 | 116 | 98 | 15 | 3 |
2713 | I can give you two quarters, but can't guarantee Pegasus will fly. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2714 | Sorry,you're not old enough for cognac. | 1.1810 | 0.04645 | 105 | 90 | 11 | 4 |
2715 | Never mind trying to be the father of the country. Just be more of a man than your father. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2716 | Napoleon was a narcissist. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2717 | You can google Waterloo in the car. | 1.1810 | 0.04838 | 105 | 91 | 9 | 5 |
2718 | The Alps are in the other direction. | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2719 | Get down off that toy horse, Napoleon, and take off that silly hat. No one will ever take you seriously when you grow if you continue to act so foolishly. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2720 | I have more horsepower in the car. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2721 | I just think you're too young to have a Waterloo experience. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2722 | Costly for little ambition. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2723 | Come on Paul. This is your last ride. | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2724 | I would say that we can consider solved your self-confidence issues | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2725 | Libetrte, Egalite, Fraternite - first door on the right. | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2726 | Go ahead and work on your Napoleon Complex. I'll be right back. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2727 | Not getting what you want can't to lead to a revolution. Not again." | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2728 | This machine doesn't take euros. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2729 | You have to the count of 3, or I send you to Elba without supper. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2730 | faggot | 1.1807 | 0.05460 | 83 | 72 | 7 | 4 |
2731 | OK Napoleon, it’s time for your nap. | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2732 | I thought I raised him to grab grocery straps, not horse straps | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2733 | Vive la simulation! | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2734 | Get fucked kid | 1.1802 | 0.04650 | 111 | 96 | 10 | 5 |
2735 | Check in when you get back. | 1.1802 | 0.03665 | 111 | 91 | 20 | 0 |
2736 | I’m taking the next town, my lady “ | 1.1802 | 0.04470 | 111 | 95 | 12 | 4 |
2737 | We better take the land route home, Mom! | 1.1802 | 0.04283 | 111 | 94 | 14 | 3 |
2738 | All right, young man. It's time to march down to the south of your bedroom. | 1.1802 | 0.03882 | 111 | 92 | 18 | 1 |
2739 | Someone will be going to Elba without dessert. | 1.1802 | 0.04470 | 111 | 95 | 12 | 4 |
2740 | Bon voyage!!! But you’ll need more quarters to conquer the world. | 1.1802 | 0.03882 | 111 | 92 | 18 | 1 |
2741 | Come with me now or be exiled. | 1.1800 | 0.03861 | 100 | 82 | 18 | 0 |
2742 | The height requir |