Contest #813


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813

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I will give you no quarter.”
  2. “Look both ways before you cross the Alps.”
  3. “If we leave now, I’ll get you a treaty.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-08-07T22:11:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-08-21T22:12:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-08-15T22:11:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 22, 2022
Number of captions 4736
Number of responses 711653
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Sign the treaty, I’m out of quarters. 1.8087 0.01408 3111 1313 1080 718
1 You have a choice. Stay here and face the harsh Russian winter with your entire army stranded and in disarray, or come home for lunch. 1.8086 0.01539 2612 1106 900 606
2 You know he lost, right? 1.7749 0.01606 2368 1049 803 516
3 Does somebody need to be put in exile? 1.7412 0.01437 2836 1292 986 558
4 Let's go. Mommy doesn't have enough quarters to invade Russia. 1.7408 0.01416 3013 1401 992 620
5 No. No quarter will be given 1.7399 0.01823 1880 895 579 406
6 I will give you no quarter. 1.7396 0.01389 3180 1497 1014 669
7 'Cause je suis la maman, that's why. 1.7316 0.01673 2094 970 716 408
8 C'mon. We have to pick up Josephine from daycare 1.7312 0.01591 2295 1058 796 441
9 Get over it, Donald. You lost the school election. 1.7301 0.01595 2568 1279 703 586
10 You'll be happy to know that we're having Beef Wellington for dinner. 1.7301 0.01517 2586 1212 860 514
11 He ended up on a lonely island with no TV or iphone. 1.7203 0.02821 758 364 242 152
12 If Napoleon listens to his mother he’ll avoid another a long, hungry march home. 1.7181 0.01768 1763 804 652 307
13 Just stay out of Belgium until I finish shopping. 1.7077 0.01484 2556 1202 899 455
14 You know how it ended for him don't you? 1.7038 0.03053 628 304 206 118
15 Well, at least you fit the height requirement. 1.7017 0.01645 2105 1007 719 379
16 Your supply line, with the ice cream, is going this way. 1.6979 0.01694 1986 956 674 356
17 Let’s go before you fall off and break a Bonaparte 1.6968 0.01463 2899 1472 834 593
18 When I was a kid, conquering all of Europe and crowning yourself Emperor only cost 10¢. 1.6946 0.01457 2629 1257 918 454
19 The British may be coming, but I'm leaving. 1.6912 0.01397 2911 1415 980 516
20 You can't invade Russia today. Soccer practice at 2:30. 1.6876 0.01390 2852 1370 1003 479
21 If you don't get in the car you're going to have bigger problems than Waterloo. 1.6859 0.01578 2248 1093 768 387
22 Now you know why its called a quarter horse! 1.6819 0.01439 2832 1424 885 523
23 You've conquered Austria and Prussia, that's all we have time for. 1.6811 0.01385 2753 1306 1019 428
24 The Russian invasion will have to wait; I'm out of quarters. 1.6779 0.01364 2810 1332 1051 427
25 We have to go. You can invade Russia tomorrow. 1.6759 0.01394 2734 1313 994 427
26 Why can't you pretend to be an American fascist like other boys your age? 1.6746 0.01525 2523 1284 776 463
27 Get off before you develop a complex. 1.6745 0.01414 2860 1434 923 503
28 No more quarters? Then you've met your Waterloo. 1.6739 0.01654 2061 1026 681 354
29 I don't have enough change for you to conquer the world." 1.6716 0.01396 2832 1399 964 469
30 I'm all out of quarters,you can try to cross the Alps next week when you get your allowance. 1.6713 0.01648 1959 949 705 305
31 First you need to learn how to cross the street by yourself. 1.6668 0.01436 2635 1301 911 423
32 Your revolution is out of funding. 1.6633 0.01542 2355 1189 770 396
33 I know, but you’ll serve your country even better after your nap. 1.6582 0.01854 1580 791 538 251
34 Your choice, kiddo, Waterloo or an ice cream cone? 1.6537 0.02832 641 314 235 92
35 Now now don’t get short with me 1.6521 0.01436 2788 1455 848 485
36 No Jeremy, I said I'll meet you in the "eggs aisle" 1.6518 0.01542 2375 1228 746 401
37 Just be sure and take that off before we get to the therapist's office. 1.6500 0.04464 280 144 90 46
38 OK, one more ... but I'm not paying for a land war in Asia. 1.6429 0.01431 2747 1438 852 457
39 No more binge-watching the History channel. 1.6355 0.01383 2771 1423 935 413
40 Sometimes, heroes carry groceries. 1.6339 0.01523 2169 1088 787 294
41 Careful, you don't want to break a bone apart 1.6333 0.01630 2160 1161 630 369
42 Now let’ s conquer the mess in your room. 1.6277 0.01536 2224 1151 750 323
43 Don’t call me Josephine, I’m your mother> 1.6271 0.01460 2585 1374 801 410
44 If Waterloo means anything to you, you better get into the car right now. 1.6258 0.01417 2683 1412 863 408
45 We can't wait for you to conquer Europe, you have a violin lesson and I have a yoga class. 1.6245 0.01865 1470 755 512 203
46 - Come on, Donald! It’s time to go. 1.6213 0.01688 2089 1167 546 376
47 I’ll pick you up after Waterloo. 1.6184 0.01623 2039 1085 647 307
48 That’s your last ride. It’s nearly winter. 1.6035 0.02643 739 395 242 102
49 Time to get off your high horse. 1.6006 0.01603 2078 1135 638 305
50 No matter how much you thirst for global domination you still have to go back to school. 1.5910 0.02910 577 307 199 71
51 Donald, it's time to go home. 1.5895 0.01862 1698 991 413 294
52 Let's go Napoleon, Waterloo is this way. 1.5889 0.01760 1615 872 535 208
53 Come on, Leon. We need to seize the parking lot. 1.5847 0.01844 1830 1107 376 347
54 Moscow is the other direction! 1.5826 0.01795 1538 836 508 194
55 I’m going to count to trois. 1.5796 0.01894 1589 927 403 259
56 If we leave now, I’ll get you a treaty. 1.5743 0.01912 1487 855 410 222
57 Remember, like all conquerors, your time is limited. 1.5622 0.02159 1117 642 322 153
58 Do you even know how to pillage? 1.5606 0.02079 1131 634 360 137
59 Why can't you have gender confusion like the rest of your friends? 1.5482 0.02433 912 545 234 133
60 The 23andMe results really got to your head. 1.5445 0.02231 922 517 308 97
61 If you’re done conquering Europe, I could use some help with these bags. 1.5408 0.02309 967 573 265 129
62 And I'm Marie Antoinette. Now get into the car. 1.5398 0.02414 967 597 218 152
63 Look both ways before you cross the Alps. 1.5390 0.02450 935 577 212 146
64 Get to the car now, or you're history. 1.5352 0.02384 852 496 256 100
65 Let's go, Winter is coming! 1.5300 0.02462 832 497 229 106
66 I will give no quarters. 1.5283 0.02512 865 536 201 128
67 Not until you've conquered your homework. 1.5211 0.02505 829 509 208 112
68 Napoleon wouldn't have had fifty cents either. He was always a little short. 1.5170 0.02630 795 503 173 119
69 There will be no quarter given to you either. 1.5150 0.02774 668 412 168 88
70 And I say it's time to put the Nap in Napoleon. 1.5131 0.02668 727 451 179 97
71 I bet Mrs. Bonaparte didn't have to ask her son for help with the groceries. 1.5098 0.02682 612 358 196 58
72 Sorry, but I give no quarter. 1.5046 0.02805 656 412 157 87
73 It's nap time, Napoleon." 1.5045 0.02734 668 414 171 83
74 Just come off it, Donald. 1.5023 0.02900 645 415 136 94
75 I didn’t bring enough quarters for you to cross the Alps. 1.4992 0.02741 641 395 172 74
76 The Alps may await, but so does your bath. 1.4992 0.02844 639 405 149 85
77 Sorry, I do not have enough quarters to get you over the Alps. 1.4991 0.02922 583 364 147 72
78 If you don't come now, your room will be Elba for a week. 1.4972 0.02901 543 329 158 56
79 You'd better retreat. I'm out of quarters. 1.4940 0.02713 664 415 170 79
80 You can conqueror Europe on your own time. Mommy’s got ice cream melting. 1.4913 0.02837 578 356 160 62
81 You cross the Alps while Mommy stops in Boucherie and conquers a Bourbon. 1.4903 0.02931 567 356 144 67
82 Get in the car little man, or Whole Foods will be your Waterloo. 1.4892 0.02930 556 347 146 63
83 Fine, go ahead and conquer. But your supply line is heading home. 1.4883 0.03032 555 356 127 72
84 Look both ways before crossing the Alps. 1.4876 0.02998 566 363 130 73
85 Let’s go home and eat cake. 1.4872 0.02833 585 364 157 64
86 Making you get off your little horse and get in the car is not going to give you a complex. 1.4864 0.02973 516 318 145 53
87 No. L'état, c'est Mom. 1.4857 0.03243 488 315 109 64
88 No more quarters! And stop calling me Josephine. 1.4856 0.02927 521 319 151 51
89 The British may be coming, but your ride is leaving. 1.4828 0.03100 493 310 128 55
90 Because mommy is the Empress and the Empress rules, that's why.” 1.4818 0.03031 550 355 125 70
91 He didn’t win, you know. 1.4814 0.02838 617 396 145 76
92 Can you get off the horse? Of CORSICAN ! 1.4807 0.03018 545 350 128 67
93 I give you no quarter. Let’s go. 1.4791 0.02915 551 347 144 60
94 Liberty, equality, and get in the car right now. 1.4786 0.03105 514 331 120 63
95 I’m taking you out of Military School. 1.4780 0.03148 477 302 122 53
96 Try conquering the mess in your bedroom first. 1.4779 0.02796 542 330 165 47
97 Actually, I outrank you. Let’s go. 1.4751 0.03105 503 323 121 59
98 For the last time, your hipster father thought it was a unique name. It means nothing about your past life. 1.4730 0.02944 463 279 149 35
99 I give no quarter. 1.4725 0.03013 491 307 136 48
100 You can cross the Alps after lunch. 1.4702 0.03099 487 311 123 53
101 You and what army? 1.4692 0.03249 454 293 109 52
102 come on now, were late for your therapist. 1.4673 0.03329 428 276 104 48
103 Napoleon at least acted like he was a big boy. 1.4646 0.03216 508 342 96 70
104 C'mon, I think we've both charged enough. 1.4617 0.03369 418 272 99 47
105 I buy him one baguette and the kid thinks he’s Napoleon 1.4617 0.03046 483 308 127 48
106 Honestly Billy, the doctor said you were normal height for your age! 1.4602 0.03166 452 290 116 46
107 I give you no quarter. 1.4596 0.03100 446 281 125 40
108 Let's go, Donald! 1.4596 0.02965 557 368 122 67
109 Napoleon's greatest tactical blunder was not listening to his mother. 1.4585 0.03244 434 280 109 45
110 Yes, dear. Remember to invade the restroom before we leave. 1.4573 0.03314 433 284 100 49
111 Napoleon didn't listen to his Mother and look how that turned out 1.4565 0.03144 471 307 113 51
112 Napoleon Crossing his Mother 1.4541 0.03438 392 256 94 42
113 Young man, when we get home you go straight into exile. 1.4534 0.03406 397 259 96 42
114 I'm your Waterloo, young man. 1.4532 0.03233 459 304 102 53
115 If I wanted to deal with a Napoleon complex, I wouldn’t have divorced your father. 1.4527 0.03430 402 265 92 45
116 You can't invade Poland if I'm out of quarters. 1.4518 0.03343 436 291 93 52
117 Let’s go Napoleon…Elba is waiting. 1.4506 0.03297 415 270 103 42
118 Nice try, but the ice cream you want is actually Neapolitan. 1.4494 0.03324 425 281 97 47
119 They didn’t have 'flaky puff pastry layered with rich vanilla cream.' I got Oreos. 1.4492 0.03379 443 301 85 57
120 Let’s pretend Russia is in this direction. 1.4491 0.03159 403 253 119 31
121 Call me Josephine once more and you're walking home. 1.4478 0.03541 393 265 80 48
122 I don't care what 23 and Me found. Get in the car. 1.4474 0.03437 409 274 87 48
123 Sometimes I wish you inherited your father's inferiority complex. 1.4474 0.03455 380 249 92 39
124 No more History Channel for you. 1.4465 0.03349 374 239 103 32
125 I’m not waiting for them to finish your portrait. 1.4464 0.03220 392 248 113 31
126 I've got the provisions for your retreat, emperor. 1.4464 0.03208 401 255 113 33
127 Even Napolean had to listen to his mother, now let's go. 1.4463 0.03154 428 275 115 38
128 No, you can’t invade Russia today. I have Pilates. 1.4452 0.03148 429 276 115 38
129 And I’m Joan of Arc. Come on—we’re late. 1.4451 0.03520 355 231 90 34
130 Rally the troops after your sister’s swim lesson. 1.4451 0.03457 364 236 94 34
131 Either way, this doesn’t end well for you. 1.4447 0.03359 398 261 97 40
132 Emperor or not, your bedtime is still 8 o'clock. 1.4433 0.03310 406 266 100 40
133 Lest you forget, Napoleon's penis is in a jar in New Jersey. 1.4429 0.03699 368 252 69 47
134 We can do this the easy way or the Waterloo way. 1.4415 0.03439 376 247 92 37
135 Don, Jr, go find your brother Eric 1.4403 0.03810 318 212 72 34
136 Keep that up and you're going to wish the British were coming 1.4402 0.03240 418 274 104 40
137 You need to conquer your homework first. 1.4391 0.03415 353 227 97 29
138 Do as you're told Emperor, or I will gladly send you into exile. 1.4385 0.03288 390 253 103 34
139 Stop re-enacting up. 1.4384 0.03271 406 266 102 38
140 NO! You can't go to Moscow 1.4380 0.03298 395 258 101 36
141 France might be that way, but the car is this way. 1.4377 0.03387 393 261 92 40
142 You're one minute away from exile, young man! 1.4373 0.03464 375 249 88 38
143 Your father wants his hat back. 1.4358 0.03449 358 234 92 32
144 I don't have enough quarters for you to cross the Alps. 1.4341 0.03423 387 259 88 40
145 Non means no! 1.4339 0.03495 348 228 89 31
146 Spain will still be there tomorrow. 1.4329 0.03378 365 238 96 31
147 Russia's the other way. You're attacking Canada. 1.4323 0.03641 347 234 76 37
148 Everything is a battle with you 1.4319 0.03879 301 202 68 31
149 You know what else Napoleon was good at? Unloading the groceries. 1.4304 0.03913 309 211 63 35
150 And I'm Joan of Arc but the groceries aren't going to carry themselves to the car. 1.4303 0.03658 323 214 79 30
151 Keep it up and winter will be the least of your concerns. 1.4282 0.03395 362 238 93 31
152 If you're going to conquer Russia too you'll need more than fifty-cents... 1.4282 0.03608 348 235 77 36
153 Okay, Napoleon, time to conquer your homework. 1.4281 0.03681 320 213 77 30
154 All emperors run out of time, dear. 1.4281 0.03745 306 203 75 28
155 That doesn't qualify as a "History Report" 1.4265 0.03450 347 228 90 29
156 That’s enough imperialism for today. 1.4233 0.03524 326 214 86 26
157 It's tine to go home, dear. You'll have to invade Russia tomorrow. 1.4218 0.03463 358 240 85 33
158 I'm the only dictator around here. Get off the horse. 1.4209 0.03754 335 232 65 38
159 That's not really what fight for change means. 1.4203 0.04016 295 205 56 34
160 You have about as much chance of winning the Battle of Waterloo as I have of winning the NEW YORKER Cartoon Caption Contest. Now get off your high horse and help Mommy carry the groceries." 1.4198 0.03779 343 241 60 42
161 Yes, victory is ours. Now get in the car. 1.4184 0.03516 337 225 83 29
162 No, you can't have another 50 cents to escape from Elba. 1.4182 0.03582 318 211 81 26
163 Very exciting, but did you notice that the horse isn't going anywhere? 1.4169 0.03653 295 194 79 22
164 Come on,Your Highness - it’s time to put the “Nap” in Napoleon. 1.4167 0.03903 312 218 58 36
165 Fine, hurry up and go to the bathroom. And stop calling it the "water loo"! 1.4154 0.03638 337 231 72 34
166 You know, Napoleon didn't take his blankie to Waterloo. 1.4153 0.03840 313 217 62 34
167 I'll only be a minute, so don't start anything. 1.4139 0.04156 273 191 51 31
168 That's it. No more Fox News. 1.4137 0.04068 278 193 55 30
169 When you're finished at Waterloo,, meet me at the checkout line. 1.4128 0.03464 298 192 89 17
170 Just look both ways before you cross the Alps. 1.4120 0.03536 301 197 84 20
171 Yes, you’re quite the little tyrant. 1.4094 0.03420 320 210 89 21
172 Help me with the bags or I'm sending you to Elba. 1.4093 0.03839 281 190 67 24
173 You are acting more and more like your father 1.4088 0.03975 274 188 60 26
174 You got about a minute and a half left to conquer the rest of Europe. 1.4068 0.03948 295 207 56 32
175 School starts next week. No revolution is going to change that. 1.4062 0.03770 288 195 69 24
176 We're not retreating, just advancing in a different direction. 1.4055 0.03773 291 198 68 25
177 Allons-y, mon peu general! Sans moi - no dinner! 1.4048 0.03525 331 225 78 28
178 It’s fun now but wait until winter comes. 1.4041 0.03946 292 205 56 31
179 That’s right, Timmy. Dress for the job you want - not the job you have. 1.4035 0.03923 285 198 59 28
180 I'm warning you, this is not going to end well. 1.4031 0.03527 320 216 79 25
181 If you keep that up, you are going to develop a complex. 1.4019 0.03641 316 217 71 28
182 Courage isn't having the 50c to go on - it is going on when you don't have 50c 1.4015 0.03882 269 183 64 22
183 You can't go to Waterloo. It's almost time for dinner. 1.4014 0.03932 284 198 58 28
184 Okay. Conquer Europe! I’m heading home. 1.4009 0.04314 232 161 49 22
185 Well, at least you’re passed your Robespierre phase. 1.4007 0.03590 277 182 79 16
186 With an attitude like that young man, you can just go straight to exile. 1.4007 0.03629 307 209 73 25
187 Ok Napoleon. You can go to Waterloo, but I'm going to Macy's. 1.4007 0.03479 307 204 83 20
188 Waterloo is the other direction. 1.4006 0.03666 332 233 65 34
189 We'll see how you handle a two-front war when your dad gets home. 1.4000 0.04266 245 172 48 25
190 At least this is better than the last time when you were Lady Godiva. 1.3986 0.04018 296 213 48 35
191 Russia? In the winter? 1.3984 0.03995 251 171 60 20
192 I think Elba is that direction. 1.3980 0.03677 294 200 71 23
193 The insurrection was two years ago honey, it's time to move on. 1.3977 0.04131 259 182 51 26
194 It’s time to conquer your homework. 1.3973 0.03395 292 190 88 14
195 Conquer quickly. I'm out of change. 1.3965 0.03789 285 196 65 24
196 Fifty cents per minute beats my therapist.” 1.3963 0.04273 270 197 39 34
197 Let's go conquer lunch.” 1.3961 0.04026 255 176 57 22
198 Conquer the world with your own money, mister. 1.3956 0.03906 273 189 60 24
199 Put your hand in your shirt. 1.3951 0.03713 286 195 69 22
200 You can cross the Alps tomorrow. I have yoga class in an hour. 1.3944 0.04148 251 176 51 24
201 Sorry Tim, I already spent my spare quarters on the Louisiana Territory. 1.3942 0.03860 274 189 62 23
202 Stop calling me Josephine! 1.3941 0.03652 307 212 69 26
203 Dismount or it's Elba for you. 1.3941 0.03946 269 187 58 24
204 If you’re done conquering Europe, I could use some help loading the car. 1.3941 0.03875 269 185 62 22
205 I'll give you a buck to invade Russia again. Another ten if you get it right. 1.3933 0.03682 300 207 68 25
206 Dreams of empire may be that way, but the Oreos are heading home. 1.3930 0.04076 257 180 53 24
207 "I know destiny lies that way. But the car lies this way. Let's go. 1.3930 0.03573 313 215 73 25
208 I don’t have any more quarters, and my name isn’t Josephine 1.3924 0.03605 316 219 70 27
209 Your revolution will be over in 3 minutes, so enjoy the ride. 1.3916 0.03742 286 197 66 23
210 Have fun in Moscow. I’ll be at the food court. 1.3916 0.03690 309 216 65 28
211 If you're going to conquer the world, you'll have to use your own allowance. 1.3911 0.04062 248 172 55 21
212 I think we're done with the French lessons. 1.3910 0.04045 266 188 52 26
213 I’m heading to the car. Don’t forget your army in Egypt this time. 1.3909 0.03573 330 231 69 30
214 Okay young man, it's time to put the nap in Napoleon for you. 1.3909 0.04699 220 161 32 27
215 I’ll “l’état c’est moi” you if you don’t get your butt in the car right now! 1.3904 0.04144 251 177 50 24
216 We have territory at home. 1.3883 0.03693 291 201 67 23
217 Now, or I exile you to your room. 1.3875 0.03775 289 202 62 25
218 Get down this minute or it’ll be Elba with no dessert. 1.3874 0.03688 302 211 65 26
219 How about conquering your homework? 1.3872 0.03750 266 181 67 18
220 'If you make it to England, remember to ride on the left.' 1.3860 0.04446 215 152 43 20
221 Enough horsing around, we’re leaving. 1.3856 0.04115 236 164 53 19
222 And stop calling me Josephine. 1.3846 0.03682 299 209 65 25
223 Okay, but straight home before winter. 1.3841 0.03739 289 202 63 24
224 You are just short because of your age! 1.3835 0.03833 279 196 59 24
225 I'm taking the car home. 1.3833 0.03889 240 163 62 15
226 Mommy's getting the dry-cleaning, don't invade Russia while I'm gone. 1.3825 0.04018 251 176 54 21
227 One revolution and then we're going! 1.3825 0.03708 285 198 65 22
228 I am never taking you to an Art Museum again. 1.3824 0.04232 204 139 52 13
229 That's it. No more Montessori school for you. 1.3821 0.04075 246 173 52 21
230 That's enough, Junior. It's your father's turn. 1.3815 0.03999 249 174 55 20
231 If you wanted to cross the Alps, you shouldn't have spent all your allowance on candy. 1.3815 0.03887 270 190 57 23
232 Dismount right now or you're going into exile! 1.3815 0.03705 270 185 67 18
233 You're short. Get over it. You're four. 1.3812 0.04508 223 162 37 24
234 I bet you didn't know that Napoleon always helped his mom carry her bags. 1.3811 0.03938 265 187 55 23
235 You already have 5 minutes in exile, want to go for 10? 1.3810 0.03965 252 176 56 20
236 Time to go, sweetie, or we'll be late for your therapist. 1.3804 0.04085 255 182 49 24
237 You can conquer Europe after lunch. 1.3798 0.03899 258 180 58 20
238 Charge is my favorite word too! 1.3797 0.03890 266 187 57 22
239 I go into the store for five minutes, and you’re invading Europe again? 1.3796 0.04275 216 151 48 17
240 Back seat now or it's Waterloo for you, buddy. 1.3784 0.04192 222 155 50 17
241 Russia is this way, Son. 1.3782 0.04210 238 170 46 22
242 Don't make me send you to your island without supper. 1.3779 0.03892 262 184 57 21
243 Enjoy your exile. I'm going home. 1.3769 0.03642 268 183 69 16
244 No, I don’t have enough quarters for you to get to Paris. 1.3766 0.04068 239 168 52 19
245 And I'm Mary, Queen of Scots. 1.3761 0.04172 234 166 48 20
246 I don’t care how many quarters Dad gave you, you’re not to invade Russia! 1.3755 0.03823 261 182 60 19
247 Has your dad been letting you watch Tucker Carlson again?! 1.3750 0.04384 208 147 44 17
248 We’ll, hurry up and conquer Austria, then. I need to get home and start dinner. 1.3745 0.03758 275 193 61 21
249 Fine, while you ride to Elba I'll be in the car 1.3745 0.03601 259 175 71 13
250 I'm starting to think French immersion school was a bad idea. 1.3736 0.03856 265 187 57 21
251 You know the rule, no attacking Prussia until after dinner. 1.3735 0.04109 249 179 47 23
252 Napoleon never said, "Hi Ho Silver Away!" 1.3721 0.04279 215 152 46 17
253 Have you considered how many quarters it will take to get to Moscow before winter? 1.3715 0.03982 253 180 52 21
254 It's time to go home. You can take Vienna tomorrow. 1.3714 0.03673 280 196 64 20
255 News Flash- Russia is in the other direction. 1.3707 0.04055 232 163 52 17
256 This phase is turning into a complex. 1.3705 0.04107 224 157 51 16
257 Enough! You’’ll give yourself a complex! 1.3705 0.03882 251 176 57 18
258 I liked it better when you were Batman. 1.3704 0.03704 243 165 66 12
259 You can invade Prussia after your nap. 1.3699 0.04060 246 176 49 21
260 After you’re done conquering Europe, maybe you could help me load the car. 1.3699 0.04319 219 157 43 19
261 First, you'd never make it to Moscow by winter. Second, you have soccer practice in 15 minutes. 1.3696 0.04348 230 168 39 23
262 It didn’t end well for the last guy to wear a hat like that 1.3691 0.03948 233 162 56 15
263 Delusions of grandeur just like your father 1.3690 0.04145 252 184 43 25
264 Onward Christian Soldiers? You've got the wrong war and you're Jewish. 1.3689 0.04323 244 181 36 27
265 It's your Waterloo, Timmy. I'm out of quarters 1.3684 0.03912 266 191 52 23
266 You can yell "To the toys, to the toys!" all you want to, but we're done shopping. 1.3676 0.04542 204 148 37 19
267 To the Toy Store!! 1.3675 0.03981 234 164 54 16
268 Time to come home and conquer your chores. 1.3668 0.04039 229 161 52 16
269 I said Neapolitan. 1.3668 0.04086 229 162 50 17
270 Josephine needs help with groceries, Monsieur Bonaparte. 1.3667 0.04170 240 174 44 22
271 When we get home the only thing you’re conquering is your homework 1.3662 0.04033 213 147 54 12
272 To start with, you need to conquer first grade. 1.3659 0.04135 246 179 44 23
273 I should have never started calling him “Little Man” 1.3655 0.03726 249 172 63 14
274 I don't have enough change for your Russian campaign. 1.3648 0.04170 233 168 45 20
275 At least it’s not Oedipus 1.3648 0.04258 233 170 41 22
276 For the want of two quarters, a war was lost! 1.3648 0.04199 244 179 41 24
277 Act your century. 1.3645 0.04017 214 148 54 12
278 We're only crossing the parking lot. 1.3636 0.04108 198 136 52 10
279 No, you may not annex the cereal aisle. 1.3636 0.04057 231 164 50 17
280 A little ‘alp here? 1.3636 0.04099 242 175 46 21
281 I predict a period of exile to your room. 1.3636 0.04136 209 146 50 13
282 "FYI, Napoleon didn't shout 'Hi Yo Silver'." 1.3632 0.04158 223 159 47 17
283 Dismount and be in car in 5 minutes, or this means war. 1.3628 0.04316 215 155 42 18
284 Let’s get home. I am making Beef Wellington tonight. 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
285 Yeah, well, you've not yet begun to clean your room, either. 1.3624 0.04127 229 164 47 18
286 Napolean got spanked at Waterloo so if you don't want the same... 1.3624 0.04173 218 155 47 16
287 Actually I doubt Napoleon's mom was beheaded for refusing to give him two quarters. 1.3623 0.04217 207 146 47 14
288 Donald, for the last time, get off the damn horse! 1.3623 0.04486 207 151 37 19
289 How about you conquer helping me with the groceries? 1.3622 0.04438 196 140 41 15
290 I remember when it was 25 cents. 1.3622 0.04559 185 132 39 14
291 OK, time to go. And stop calling me Josephine. 1.3621 0.03915 243 172 54 17
292 Hate to break it to you, but the two front hoofs up means the rider dies in battle. 1.3621 0.04126 243 177 44 22
293 The Prussians can wait - your Dad's burning dinner. 1.3617 0.04379 188 132 44 12
294 First clean up your room, then you can conquer Europe. 1.3613 0.04145 238 173 44 21
295 Definitely a Napoleon complex! 1.3611 0.04349 216 157 40 19
296 Belgium is the other way. 1.3610 0.03802 241 168 59 14
297 Go to Elba if you want, I’m going home. 1.3607 0.04354 219 160 39 20
298 The revolution will have to wait until after your nap. 1.3600 0.04361 225 166 37 22
299 Come on. The Duke of Wellington's mommy already took him home. 1.3600 0.04030 225 159 51 15
300 Time to go, dear. The Russian winter is coming. 1.3596 0.04228 228 166 42 20
301 Nap time comes before world domination. 1.3592 0.04170 206 145 48 13
302 You can attack Russia next week. 1.3589 0.03939 248 178 51 19
303 After you conquer your room. 1.3589 0.04238 209 149 45 15
304 Libertè, egalitè, or crème brûlée? 1.3586 0.03887 237 167 55 15
305 You can take over Europe after your nap, let’s go 1.3586 0.04067 237 171 47 19
306 Don’t get short with me young man. 1.3584 0.04253 226 165 41 20
307 No, it wasn't a lack of change that cost him Waterloo. 1.3584 0.04064 226 161 49 16
308 Okay, Emperor, great battle, but I think it's time to finish your homework. 1.3583 0.03854 240 169 56 15
309 Timeless, but dimeless. 1.3578 0.04419 204 148 39 17
310 After you cross the Alps you'll be hungry. Dinner's at six. 1.3578 0.04266 218 158 42 18
311 You already conquered all the sidewalks in the strip mall, honey. I'm not funding a second front. 1.3577 0.03674 274 195 60 19
312 You’re overcompensating. 1.3575 0.04590 179 128 38 13
313 You and you’re invading armies still need to clean your room 1.3575 0.04479 207 152 36 19
314 The French Revolution will have to wait until I get some change. 1.3575 0.04175 221 159 45 17
315 Another 50 cents and then it's Waterloo. 1.3568 0.03885 241 171 54 16
316 No, you may not start a land war in Asia. Maybe when you're older. 1.3566 0.03709 258 182 60 16
317 C'mon. This isn't the first battle you've lost. 1.3565 0.04292 216 157 41 18
318 Waterloo is not a water park, sweetie. 1.3562 0.03929 233 165 53 15
319 I told you. You’ll grow taller and then you won’t need to compensate. 1.3551 0.04110 214 152 48 14
320 You better crown yourself quickly, I'm out of quarters. 1.3550 0.04364 200 144 41 15
321 Let’s go General. It’s time for your nap. 1.3547 0.04053 234 169 47 18
322 First, conquer your chores. 1.3547 0.04204 203 144 46 13
323 I'm out of quarters. That's your Waterloo. 1.3547 0.04204 203 144 46 13
324 Russia is the other way. 1.3545 0.04084 220 157 48 15
325 No, you're not being "Exiled". We have to go. 1.3542 0.04550 192 140 36 16
326 ”Trust me, Mommy cannot be conquered. 1.3542 0.04366 192 137 42 13
327 You better get off your high horse right now, young man! 1.3540 0.04008 226 161 50 15
328 All the greats got started by conquering the mess in their room.. 1.3538 0.04067 195 135 51 9
329 Stop it Timmy, you're going to get a complex. 1.3538 0.04345 212 155 39 18
330 Don't make me send you back to Elba. 1.3538 0.04025 212 149 51 12
331 C'mon, your brother Hannibal is waiting in the car. 1.3535 0.04274 198 141 44 13
332 Let’s conquer cleaning your room first. 1.3519 0.04079 216 154 48 14
333 Make Sure You Get Off Before 1812 1.3516 0.04292 219 161 39 19
334 You better be off that thing and in the car by the count of trois! 1.3515 0.04440 202 148 37 17
335 Use your words, Donald. It’s rude to point. 1.3510 0.04505 208 155 33 20
336 Yes, yes, you’ve got Putin worried. NOW come on home 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
337 Sweetie, get down. You're too young to have a complex. 1.3507 0.04088 211 150 48 13
338 Let’s try conquering your homework. 1.3507 0.03976 211 148 52 11
339 „Let‘s go! Mommy will buy you Russia on the way home.“ 1.3506 0.03943 231 165 51 15
340 You’re going to cross the Alps in shorts? 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
341 We're in Waterloo, Iowa 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
342 Dynamite. You’re named after Napoleon Dynamite. 1.3503 0.04402 197 143 39 15
343 That’s Wal-Mart not Waterloo. 1.3498 0.04422 203 149 37 17
344 No plunder until after dinner. 1.3497 0.04301 183 129 44 10
345 You'll need allies, and a roll of quarters. 1.3495 0.04210 206 148 44 14
346 We'll cross the Alps after I pickup the dry cleaning. 1.3495 0.04265 206 149 42 15
347 Never get involved in a land war in Walmart. 1.3495 0.04375 206 151 38 17
348 Sorry honey, I don’t have enough change in my purse for a European takeover today. 1.3491 0.04127 212 152 46 14
349 But if you want to invade Russia, you need to go this way. 1.3485 0.03736 241 170 58 13
350 To get liberty, equality and fraternity you need some quarters. 1.3485 0.04499 198 146 35 17
351 Let's go Napoleon. It's time for your nap. 1.3483 0.04101 201 142 48 11
352 It's time to go home. And stop calling me Josephine. 1.3480 0.04348 204 149 39 16
353 Sass me one more time and it’s Elba Island for you. 1.3478 0.04419 184 132 40 12
354 You’ve met your Waterloo kid; I’m out of quarters. 1.3478 0.04193 207 149 44 14
355 Come my little Corsican, we've sacked this place. To home with the spoils! 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
356 Now, or you will really meet your Waterloo 1.3472 0.04227 216 158 41 17
357 C'mon, you can invade Russia after dinner. 1.3463 0.04161 205 147 45 13
358 Keep it up and it’s going to be permanent summer camp on Elba. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
359 Be a hero and help me load the minivan first. 1.3455 0.04491 191 140 36 15
360 Try conquering your homework first. 1.3455 0.03965 220 157 50 13
361 Don't make me send you to Elba. 1.3454 0.04130 194 137 47 10
362 This isn't what I was expecting when your teacher said you had confidence issues. 1.3453 0.04129 223 163 43 17
363 Let's go Honey. We're having Elba macaroni and cheese for lunch. 1.3452 0.04274 197 142 42 13
364 You can rise to power after nap time. 1.3450 0.04288 200 145 41 14
365 Are you SURE you’re short enough for that ride? 1.3450 0.03985 200 140 51 9
366 That does it! No more French toast for breakfast. 1.3443 0.04172 212 154 43 15
367 If you can crown yourself Emperor, you can get your own change. 1.3442 0.04533 215 164 28 23
368 At least it’s not an Oedipus Complex 1.3439 0.04131 189 133 47 9
369 That’s it!! I’m definitely cancelling the history channel. 1.3438 0.04471 192 141 36 15
370 That’s why your father and I are no longer married. 1.3438 0.04220 192 137 44 11
371 You've conquered my patience already. Let's go! 1.3438 0.04155 192 136 46 10
372 You first need to conquer your homework. 1.3436 0.04422 195 143 37 15
373 Do NOT invade Russia while I'm gone! 1.3435 0.03942 230 166 49 15
374 Get off your high horse and help me with the groceries, or consider the next few hours your Waterloo. 1.3433 0.04001 233 170 46 17
375 Time to conquer your homework. 1.3433 0.04031 201 142 49 10
376 Tonight's conquest: long division. 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
377 The revolution can wait honey. Mom has to put these groceries in the fridge. 1.3430 0.04402 207 154 35 18
378 Ok French lessons it is. 1.3429 0.03974 210 149 50 11
379 I don’t care if you’ve conquered France, we’re still having broccoli. 1.3425 0.04227 219 162 39 18
380 Okay, one more time Napoleon and don’t be short with me . 1.3425 0.04373 219 165 33 21
381 Let's see who will be home first 1.3422 0.04225 187 133 44 10
382 I get it. Napoleon Crossing the Alps. Now get in the car or your room is going to be Elba. 1.3421 0.04107 228 168 42 18
383 Keep it up and I’ll exile you to your room! 1.3420 0.04137 193 137 46 10
384 When your father hears about that stunt in the ice cream aisle, you'll wish you were exiled to Elba. Now let's go! 1.3417 0.04471 199 148 34 17
385 Don’t make me exile you again. 1.3417 0.04178 199 143 44 12
386 Sorry, Emperor, Piggly-Wiggly is all out of escargot so I bought Spaghetti-Os. 1.3416 0.04502 161 114 39 8
387 Conquering the world will cost you more than 50 cents, dear. 1.3416 0.04194 202 146 43 13
388 You can vanquish your enemies or come home and eat mac and cheese. Your choice. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
389 Point all you want Napoleon but no more quarters. 1.3408 0.03921 223 160 50 13
390 ...and stay away from Moscow! 1.3402 0.04551 194 145 32 17
391 Yes, the fate of France is important to me. I just don’t have any change for the machine. 1.3402 0.04432 194 142 36 15
392 Four bits won't get you to Moscow, Hon. 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
393 You can cross the Alps after you conquer your vegetables. 1.3398 0.04248 206 151 40 15
394 Come on, Napoleon, time for your nap. 1.3390 0.04092 236 176 40 20
395 Okay, I’m sorry I called you Shorty. Let’s go home. 1.3389 0.04803 180 136 27 17
396 You know how I feel about coups d'état on a school night. 1.3388 0.03662 242 172 58 12
397 No more watching political rallies for you. 1.3388 0.04137 183 129 46 8
398 No, we’re not invading Toys R Us. It’s time to go home. 1.3385 0.04461 192 142 35 15
399 Time to get down, sweetie, I don't want you to develop a complex. 1.3384 0.04424 198 147 35 16
400 Please get in the car. We don't have time to cross the alps today. 1.3380 0.04054 216 157 45 14
401 Lets go before you start developing a complex. 1.3379 0.03963 219 158 48 13
402 No, honey. Elba is the other way. 1.3378 0.04030 222 162 45 15
403 Just be home before the Russian winter! 1.3378 0.04139 225 167 40 18
404 Okay, Napoleon. This is Wellington. Dismount. We're going. 1.3377 0.03920 231 168 48 15
405 Just make sure you're home by winter! 1.3369 0.04668 187 141 29 17
406 You don't have a complex, you're just ten. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
407 Why does it have to be a battle every single time I need to get you in the car? 1.3368 0.04319 193 141 39 13
408 We’re at the mall, dear – of course we’re gonna charge. 1.3367 0.04347 199 147 37 15
409 We need to chat before your class studies Germany. 1.3363 0.04306 223 169 33 21
410 Careful, honey. You don't want to get a complex. 1.3363 0.03977 226 165 46 15
411 When you're done laying siege to Moscow, I'll be in the car. 1.3361 0.03818 244 178 50 16
412 Never mind Italy. It's time for your nap. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
413 Do you ever want a girlfriend? 1.3352 0.04427 182 133 37 12
414 Wrong direction - Russia is East! 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
415 Your choice. Conquer or dessert 1.3349 0.04219 215 160 38 17
416 Help me with the bags or you're exiled, mister. 1.3348 0.04098 224 166 41 17
417 Real emperors eat broccoli. 1.3348 0.04069 230 171 41 18
418 OK, but come back from Moscow in time for dinner. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
419 When we get home, you're exiled. 1.3333 0.04635 174 129 32 13
420 Get off your high horse, young man! 1.3333 0.04109 207 151 43 13
421 Glory is fleeting, as is your mother. 1.3333 0.04377 204 153 34 17
422 You keep this up and you’re going to get a complex. 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
423 One tyrant per family is enough, thank you. 1.3333 0.04133 201 146 43 12
424 I don't have enough quarters to get you back to Waterloo 1.3333 0.04111 219 162 41 16
425 We are not crossing the Elbe, we are going home. 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
426 I told you, emperors pay for their own rides. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
427 Ok, I'll stop calling you my little guy. 1.3318 0.03903 214 154 49 11
428 If it makes you feel any better I bought a French bread” 1.3317 0.03977 208 150 47 11
429 For the last time, we're not storming the Banana Republic. 1.3317 0.04133 205 150 42 13
430 You can't go and conquer the world, until you're old enough to cross the street by yourself 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
431 Aren't you getting a little tall for this? 1.3316 0.04203 187 135 42 10
432 Time to go, your Trump moment is over. 1.3316 0.04403 187 138 36 13
433 When you're done crossing the Alps we've got soccer. 1.3315 0.04318 184 134 39 11
434 It’s not complex, Napoleon. 50 cents gets you as far as Russia. Then you’re on your own. 1.3315 0.04386 184 135 37 12
435 Waterloo can wait. It's almost nap time. 1.3302 0.03944 215 156 47 12
436 We can go to Waterloo tomorrow. 1.3301 0.03660 209 146 57 6
437 Nice try but you’ve been exiled to the van. 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
438 First help with the groceries, then you can conquer Europe 1.3300 0.03978 203 146 47 10
439 See you in Paris or when your .50 cents is up." 1.3300 0.03978 203 146 47 10
440 Let's see how you feel after a fifteen minute time out on the Isle of Elba 1.3300 0.04099 203 148 43 12
441 Darling, you are crossing the line not the Alps. 1.3300 0.04140 200 146 42 12
442 Take no quarter, give no quarter. 1.3299 0.04289 194 143 38 13
443 Don't make me get short with you. 1.3297 0.04551 182 136 32 14
444 No invasions on school nights. 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
445 We can flank the enemy from the south using our minivan. 1.3295 0.04269 173 124 41 8
446 Russia is in the opposite direction 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
447 Get off your high horse and help carry the bags! 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
448 You have a choice. Conquer France or skip dessert. 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
449 Watch it or you'll get a complex. 1.3288 0.04013 222 164 43 15
450 You can invade Europe later, but now we have to go. 1.3286 0.03768 210 149 53 8
451 Napoleon's mom made him help carry the groceries too! 1.3285 0.04156 207 153 40 14
452 Abdicate or we're going to be late! 1.3283 0.04165 198 145 41 12
453 The Alps are in the other direction, dear. 1.3280 0.04478 186 139 33 14
454 You can’t invade Russia until you clean up your room! 1.3279 0.04529 183 137 32 14
455 Oh God! Not another complex. 1.3271 0.04059 214 158 42 14
456 You can’t lead a charge without the exact change. 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
457 In the car. You can take Austerlitz tomorrow. 1.3264 0.04234 193 142 39 12
458 You can go to Russia, I’m going home 1.3263 0.03870 190 134 50 6
459 Cross the Alps and let's go. 1.3262 0.03980 187 133 47 7
460 No I don't have a quarter for you to get back to France 1.3261 0.04094 184 132 44 8
461 The only place you're going is Elba. 1.3257 0.03988 175 123 47 5
462 Russia's in this direction, dear 1.3256 0.04096 215 160 40 15
463 That's great, but you still have to take a bath tonight. 1.3253 0.04774 166 125 28 13
464 Italy can wait, mon général, but dinner cannot. 1.3252 0.04276 206 155 35 16
465 Fuck off, Senator Hawley 1.3252 0.04544 206 160 25 21
466 You can't conquer England until after supper. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
467 Lemme guess, you need to go back upstairs to water the loo? 1.3247 0.04216 194 143 39 12
468 So, I see you're over your Genghis Khan phase. 1.3247 0.04279 194 144 37 13
469 Yeah, you're about the right size. 1.3247 0.04865 154 115 28 11
470 Onward! To the food court! 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
471 You're off of there in one minute or it's back to Elba for you, Mister! 1.3242 0.03989 219 162 43 14
472 We storm the cookie aisle at dawn. 1.3240 0.04383 179 132 36 11
473 I am quite sure that Paul Revere never said “Brexit Brexit” dear. 1.3239 0.04433 176 130 35 11
474 No, he didn’t say ‘Remember the Alamo’ geez, what are they teaching you in school? 1.3237 0.04560 173 129 32 12
475 You need to learn to pick your battles young man. I said it's time to go...now! 1.3237 0.04633 173 130 30 13
476 We suffered and unexpected defeat during checkout. I suggest a tactical retreat. 1.3237 0.04203 207 155 37 15
477 No matter how many countries you conquer, you still have to clean your room. 1.3235 0.03889 204 147 48 9
478 Calling it a ‘complex’ won’t get you more quarters. 1.3234 0.04270 167 120 40 7
479 You need loftier goals. 1.3231 0.04069 195 142 43 10
480 I don't care how many battles you won, you are still helping me carry in the groceries. 1.3228 0.04287 189 140 37 12
481 Oh, stop. You’re just small for your age. 1.3226 0.04128 186 135 42 9
482 Sorry buddy, you’re already too tall to have a Napoleon complex. 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
483 I promise we can invade Russia on the way home. 1.3223 0.04033 211 156 42 13
484 When you have finished conquering Europe, remember that you have to cut the lawn. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
485 This will be your Waterloo if you don’t get into car right now! 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
486 Off, or it's straight to Elba!! 1.3220 0.04339 205 156 32 17
487 Redoing — Look, for the last time, you lost in 2020, ok?? 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
488 Damn, Montessori. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
489 Since you are up on your high horse, pay the 50 cents yourself. 1.3214 0.04052 196 143 43 10
490 The revolution will have to wait until after dinner. 1.3214 0.04052 196 143 43 10
491 Working on your toxic masculinity, I see. 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
492 The gaul of this child! 1.3214 0.04332 168 122 38 8
493 Remember our talk about boarding schools in Elba? 1.3212 0.04410 193 146 32 15
494 I'll Waterloo your behind if you call me peasant again. 1.3210 0.05004 162 125 22 15
495 You might consider skipping Waterloo. 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
496 You can do all the conquering you want, after you finish your homework 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
497 It's time to go. You can conquer Europe later. 1.3206 0.04168 209 157 37 15
498 monte dans la voiture tout de suite! 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
499 Hmmm, I know how this is going to end. 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
500 After the conquest, don't forget your homework. 1.3204 0.04038 206 152 42 12
501 Joan of Arc says get your butt in the car. 1.3202 0.04477 203 157 27 19
502 Unlike your idol, at least you meet the height requirement to ride. 1.3202 0.04310 203 154 33 16
503 In two seconds this is going to be your Waterloo. 1.3198 0.04223 197 147 37 13
504 Let's go little man. 1.3198 0.04927 172 134 21 17
505 This does not count as your history project! 1.3198 0.04341 172 126 37 9
506 Let’s start by crossing the parking lot first, and then we can try the Alps. 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
507 Get in the car now, or you’ll be exiled for a whole week! 1.3196 0.03980 219 163 42 14
508 No, I sad we’re getting Neapolitan ice cream. 1.3195 0.04701 169 128 28 13
509 Come on Mr. Bonaparte we're late for the revolution. 1.3194 0.04184 191 141 39 11
510 We don't have time; you'll be late for your psychology appointment. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
511 I heard about the terrible twos but nobody told me about the Napoleonic nines 1.3190 0.04096 210 157 39 14
512 Mister, I mean monsieur, it’s time to stop crossing the Alps and start crossing the parking lot to the car. 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
513 Come along sweetheart, Prussia isn't going to invade itself. 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
514 Russia will still be there to invade when your nap is over. 1.3186 0.03940 204 149 45 10
515 You have 3 minutes to defeat the Austrians and 10 to clean your room. 1.3186 0.04001 204 150 43 11
516 Hurry, I too have to go to water loo. 1.3184 0.04162 201 150 38 13
517 Come on honey, we have to go pick up the kids. 1.3184 0.03877 223 165 45 13
518 I'm pretty sure the Prussians can wait until after your piano lesson. 1.3182 0.04205 198 148 37 13
519 Honey, nicely ask General Cornwallis to surrender so I can start dinner. 1.3182 0.04205 198 148 37 13
520 First, let's conquer how to tie your shoes THEN the world. 1.3182 0.04761 154 115 29 10
521 No crossing the Alps until your homework is done. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
522 Not getting ice cream hardly calls for revolution. 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
523 Oh, the British are coming? 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
524 You can invade Moscow after you finish your homework. 1.3177 0.03894 192 138 47 7
525 Okay, Napoleon, let’s try attacking your homework. 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
526 That's a little complex. 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
527 Never interrupt your enemy when she is paying for your horse. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
528 Revolution isn’t a phase, Mom. 1.3168 0.04860 161 123 25 13
529 Why couldn't you just tell me where I parked the car? 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
530 Come on Cap’n Crunch time to go 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
531 When we get home, you can conquer the mess on your floor. 1.3163 0.04230 196 147 36 13
532 Yes, the Trump rally is that way. No, we're not going. 1.3161 0.04338 193 146 33 14
533 Get off of that thing now or I'll exile you to your room. 1.3158 0.04320 152 109 38 5
534 Times up, Bonaparte. We’re crossing the parking lot now. 1.3158 0.04448 190 145 30 15
535 You’d think that begging for change would be beneath an emperor. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
536 You're more like your father every day. 1.3155 0.04026 187 136 43 8
537 Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have two quarters. 1.3151 0.04209 146 103 40 3
538 Fresh out of francs mon cher. 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
539 Give it up, Herman. You're 37! 1.3149 0.04537 181 138 29 14
540 Sorry, your campaign funds have run out. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
541 No, you cannot raise your allowance by selling Louisiana. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
542 Those shorts aren't going to get you through the Russian winter. 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
543 Is that your way of telling me you want french fries? 1.3145 0.04198 159 114 40 5
544 This is your Waterloo. Get in the car now. 1.3145 0.04979 159 123 22 14
545 Yes, mommy remembered the baguette and brie. 1.3143 0.04428 175 131 33 11
546 It's just a complex. Hopefully you'll grow out of it. 1.3141 0.04037 191 140 42 9
547 Don't let my therapist see you playing Napoleon. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
548 I don’t have any more quarters and quit calling me Maman 1.3140 0.04845 172 134 22 16
549 Honey, we are democrats, not republicans.. let's go home now. 1.3140 0.04481 172 129 32 11
550 At least you will grow out of it. 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
551 Maybe your super power could be wasting fifty cents. 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
552 You can conquer Italy tomorrow, honey. Right now, you've got soccer practice. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
553 Well, I guess you are about the same height. 1.3134 0.03967 201 148 43 10
554 If only you felt the same way about your homework.... 1.3134 0.04029 201 149 41 11
555 Try not to conquer too much; they only give you five minutes. 1.3133 0.04085 166 119 42 5
556 Careful! Don't break your bone apart Napoleon! 1.3131 0.04254 198 150 34 14
557 You know Napoleon lost his empire, right? 1.3131 0.04006 198 146 42 10
558 That’s it, no more watching Fox News with Grandpa 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
559 I liked your "Death of Marat" better. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
560 Some say Napoleon was exiled from his home for not helping with the groceries. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
561 Napoleon! If you ride that thing any longer you’re going to tear your Bonaparte! 1.3125 0.04361 160 117 36 7
562 Clearly, therapy is not helping with your Napoleon complex. 1.3122 0.03851 205 150 46 9
563 I don’t have enough change for a European takeover. 1.3122 0.04197 189 141 37 11
564 Josephine is waiting for you in the sandbox. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
565 You’ve just met your Waterloo. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
566 OK, one more time across the Alps and then we gotta get home. 1.3118 0.04108 170 123 41 6
567 Sorry but you must be this tall to conquer Russia. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
568 Now if you could lead the charge to Costco. 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
569 Enjoy your ride, Bonaparte. I am out of quarters. 1.3111 0.04477 180 137 30 13
570 Those are my terms - all Europe. Or the new iPhone. 1.3111 0.04190 180 133 38 9
571 Let’s go, I have the pumpernickel for your horse and inserts for your shoes. 1.3111 0.04040 180 131 42 7
572 OK, but you need to be home by dinner, and I don't want you playing with those Russian kids! 1.3105 0.04309 190 144 33 13
573 I said we’re making French toast not starting a revolution. 1.3105 0.03902 190 138 45 7
574 You can relax. It's elbow macaroni, not Elba macaroni. 1.3103 0.04511 174 132 30 12
575 « Yes sweetheart, he was listening to his mother as well… » 1.3102 0.04356 187 142 32 13
576 I am the very model of a modern Dollar General. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
577 When we get home, you are going to be exiled to your room. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
578 Loser! 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
579 I liked it better when you ran around with a bath towel and called yourself Superman. 1.3097 0.05061 155 121 20 14
580 I said right now, young man! Your sisters Josephine and Elba are waiting for us. 1.3097 0.04151 155 111 40 4
581 Knock it off, or I'll bring back the reign of terror." 1.3094 0.04455 181 138 30 13
582 C’mon you little shit. 1.3092 0.05133 152 119 19 14
583 Hannibal crossed them on an elephant. 1.3092 0.04402 152 111 35 6
584 Come on, Cinderella and Oedipus are already in the car. 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
585 I'll let you conquer the mess in your bedroom for a lot less than that. 1.3089 0.04092 191 142 39 10
586 We need to discuss your Napoleon complex. 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
587 Get in the car or I'm calling the Duke of Wellington. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
588 Tour de Walmart ? 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
589 I don't care if Wellington is coming, time to go home. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
590 Yeah that, and your horse is little too! 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
591 No, you can't invade Russia now, you have a soccer game. 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
592 Do you happen to have a quarter? I’m a little short. 1.3081 0.04068 172 125 41 6
593 Stop revolting. 1.3081 0.04317 185 140 33 12
594 Get off your high horse. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
595 I'm sorry. I just don't have enough quarters for you to invade Russia. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
596 Vladimir, how many times do I have to tell you? You aren't impressing anybody! 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
597 Napoleon's mom would have given him another 50 cents. 1.3073 0.04691 179 140 23 16
598 Get in the car or be exiled. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
599 No more trips to Versailles for you, young man! 1.3072 0.04575 166 126 29 11
600 Liberte, schmiberte; I'll be in the car. 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
601 I buy ONE baguette… 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
602 I doubt that Napoleon asked his mother for quarters to take over Europe. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
603 I've finished shopping...Austerlitz will have to wait until next week. 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
604 Ok, this is the last time we take over France. 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
605 I'm out of change, so this must be your Waterloo. 1.3057 0.04922 157 122 22 13
606 If we don’t leave now, you’ll be eating Elba toast for dinner. 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
607 Okay, you conquered Target. Now what? 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
608 Sorry, I don't have two francs. 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
609 Come along, Donald, world domination can wait. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
610 That’s it, no more Mel Gibson movies 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
611 Well Napoleon, you got the short part down pat. 1.3053 0.04029 190 141 40 9
612 We can wage total war after nap time. 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
613 I know you want to continue the Reign of Terror but I've run out of quarters. 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
614 Maybe you should try conquering your messy room first! 1.3051 0.04067 177 130 40 7
615 This is the last time I'm saying it, you're not dressed for a winter invasion! 1.3050 0.03895 200 148 43 9
616 I don't know what "Able was I ere I saw Elba" means, but the ice cream is melting." 1.3049 0.04271 164 121 36 7
617 Your supply chain has to go home and make dinner. 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
618 No. I'm all out of francs. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
619 If you don't come right now, I'm telling the Duke of Wellington. 1.3041 0.04104 194 146 37 11
620 Time to conquer the bathtub, your highness 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
621 Your choice. Waterloo is that way. Lunch is this way. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
622 C’mon. You can take Vienna after the dry cleaner’s. 1.3038 0.04184 158 115 38 5
623 For the last time: I'm not recording this for your history project. 1.3037 0.04146 191 144 36 11
624 No, the horse isn't wounded. Your fifty cents is up. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
625 Just like your father. He thinks he’s a great man too. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
626 Come on, it's time to go storm the Bastille and see if Robespierre has fixed the dishwasher. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
627 Come home when you are ready to conquer your homework. 1.3030 0.04419 165 124 32 9
628 OK, Mr. '"I'm posing for the statue they'll erect in my honor when I become Emperor of the World." I'm out of quarters and your High Horse doesn't take plastic or crypto." 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
629 Emperor, hop off the pony before Mama teaches you the meaning of Waterloo. 1.3029 0.04170 175 130 37 8
630 You can invade Russia once your homework is done. 1.3029 0.04325 175 132 33 10
631 You’re going straight to Elba when we get home, if you don’t get in the car right now young man! 1.3026 0.03887 195 144 43 8
632 I'm glad they found a use for those confederate statues. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
633 Call me Josephine one more time, and I'll be your Waterloo. 1.3025 0.04883 162 127 21 14
634 If you promise to stop conquering Europe I’ll buy you an ice cream cone. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
635 You are NOT going to Russia! 1.3020 0.04110 202 154 35 13
636 When we get home, your next conquest better be cleaning your room, or I see a Russian winter in your future. 1.3017 0.04401 179 137 30 12
637 Unless you want to be exiled, you'll help with the groceries. 1.3017 0.04181 179 134 36 9
638 It's your Waterloo. I'm out of quarters. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
639 Alright, big guy, it’s time to retreat…let’s go. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
640 Have you been in your father's liquor cabinet again? 1.3013 0.04008 156 112 41 3
641 Option one, come home with me and have ice-cream. Option two, attack Russia in Winter. What's it going to be little man? 1.3012 0.04559 166 127 28 11
642 It's time to go get your father off the Ferris Wheel 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
643 Which way did Dad go? 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
644 Yes, you're the same size as Napoleon. But he had a bigger horse. 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
645 The mall today, the world tomorrow. 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
646 No, you can't have fifty cents to conquer Europe. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
647 No, I won't go get your toy soldiers. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
648 Finish conquering Russia while I load the car, sweetie. 1.3005 0.04261 183 139 33 11
649 No. I can’t change francs for quarters. 1.3000 0.04084 190 143 37 10
650 OK Napolean - how about this: il faut get off the cheval this minute! 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
651 To Elba! 1.3000 0.03945 190 141 41 8
652 You remind me of your dad. And the ride with him was worth the same as the price of yours. 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
653 Don't worry. You'll grow out of it. 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
654 You're 222 years too late 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
655 F.Y.I. Napoleon, the twinkies are heading in the opposite direction, so I would dismount and retreat! 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
656 Stay out of Russia while I’m shopping. 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
657 We need to get home before winter comes. 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
658 That war is so over! Get real, get a spaceship! 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
659 Maybe sending you to a military academy was a mistake after all" 1.2994 0.04283 157 116 35 6
660 When I said you were too short to play in the NBA,I didn’t mean to give you a complex. 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
661 Sorry, I’ve spent all my centimes. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
662 Just don’t break anything, Bone-apart. 1.2987 0.04886 154 120 22 12
663 Race you home. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
664 I would consider it a triumph if you cleaned your room. 1.2986 0.03624 211 155 49 7
665 Let’s go you pretentious little shit. 1.2985 0.05300 134 105 18 11
666 Sweetie we don’t have time to conquer Europe, dinner is at 6pm 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
667 Want water, Lew? 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
668 No, you may not invade Russia. 1.2983 0.03913 181 133 42 6
669 Darling, we’re not invading Russia until Mom has had coffee and cake. 1.2983 0.04358 181 139 30 12
670 Time to go, it's three if by car. 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
671 I don't have any change. You can cross the Alps next week. 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
672 One if by Lands End; Two if by See’s Candy! 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
673 If you don’t get off right now the British won’t be your biggest problem. 1.2981 0.04814 161 126 22 13
674 Yes I did sign you up for drama class. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
675 As a child Napoleon was less complex. 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
676 Little Man, I am your Waterloo. 1.2975 0.04794 158 123 23 12
677 Onward to Waterloo, Napoleon! And when you get there, your room needs to be cleaned! 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
678 50 cents kid? You're being taken for a ride. 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
679 If your not done in two minutes, insurrection or otherwise, you'll be exiled to the back seat 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
680 The ice cream is melting, you can conquer Europe later 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
681 The only thing you have in common with Napoleon is your height 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
682 You really don’t know when to stop, do you? 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
683 Get off your high horse Napoleon, it’s time to go! 1.2967 0.04195 182 138 34 10
684 Don't care. We are going this way. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
685 Terrific, sweetie, but do you remember where we parked? 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
686 I should've just let you play those violent video games. 1.2965 0.04660 172 135 23 14
687 Just don't start calling yourself a republican. 1.2965 0.04359 172 131 31 10
688 Vers l'infini et au-delà! 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
689 First take your Ritalin, then you can invade Russia 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
690 That Waterloo was in Belgium. We're in Iowa. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
691 Okay, Tommy, Waterloo is over. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
692 Sorry,pigeons are part of the experience 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
693 I don’t care who is coming. I’m going. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
694 I need to start charging more for these babysitting gigs. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
695 Time for your nap, Nap. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
696 The war's over, General. Let's go home and feed the troops. 1.2952 0.03751 166 119 45 2
697 First conquer your homework. Then we can talk about Europe. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
698 Don't get short with me! 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
699 Invade Russia tomorrow, I'm out of quarters! 1.2950 0.04504 139 103 31 5
700 The real guy wouldn't attack an ice cream parlor. 1.2948 0.04489 173 134 27 12
701 Listen Napoleon, I know you want to invade Russia again, but our bus to the Bronx leaves in five minutes! 1.2948 0.04259 173 131 33 9
702 Come on, I don't care if you are only two quarters away from world domination? 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
703 You're going to be French Toast if you stay on that any longer! 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
704 Conquer these groceries or face exile in your room. 1.2945 0.04432 163 124 30 9
705 Don't cross me, little man. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
706 I said it’s time for your nap Leon. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
707 Go to Russia if you want, but I'm going home. 1.2941 0.04897 153 120 21 12
708 I bought you some Elba pasta. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
709 After you cross the Alps you can help me with these groceries. 1.2938 0.04487 177 138 26 13
710 This better be a phase and not a complex. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
711 You can conquer Europe after you finish your homework. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
712 I'm sure you want to go back in time, don't worry the Supreme Court's already doing that for us! 1.2934 0.04753 167 132 21 14
713 You go to Waterloo. I am going to the car. 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
714 When you're done conquering the world we need to get you some new underpants. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
715 I know you have the Prussians outflanked, but we still have to pick up your sister. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
716 Listen my child and you shall hear, not of the midnight ride of Paul Revere, but the sound of your ride leaving here! 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
717 Poor kid, he’s got a Trump complex. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
718 Your choice: Waterloo or spaghetti? 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
719 You’re going nowhere, kid. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
720 And France was lost for want of four bits. 1.2929 0.04082 198 152 34 12
721 You should have put on long pants for that long Russian winter! 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
722 Time to go, little man. 1.2927 0.04736 164 129 22 13
723 I have just one word for you, young man-Waterloo! 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
724 Remember your play date with Josephine. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
725 Elba time. NOW. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
726 I acknowledge your self-grandiosity, but not your invincibility. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
727 FYI, General, Russia is THIS way! 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
728 God, you’re like your father 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
729 Everybody has their own Waterloo. Yours is no more quarters. 1.2919 0.04877 161 128 19 14
730 Sorry, for a second I thought you were my ex-husband. 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
731 Two more quarters and it's on to Waterloo! 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
732 No, the car is the other way. 1.2914 0.04444 175 136 27 12
733 Yeah, well, le ride home, c'est moi. 1.2914 0.04294 175 134 31 10
734 I'm beginning to think that I've spoiled you. 1.2914 0.04845 151 118 22 11
735 As a matter of fact, Napoleon DID help his mama with the groceries. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
736 I don't think "Silver" was the name of Napoleon's horse. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
737 Invading Italy will have to wait until you finish your homework. 1.2911 0.04427 158 120 30 8
738 Don’t make this your Waterloo. Get in the car now. 1.2909 0.04469 165 127 28 10
739 Let's go, Russia is this way. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
740 I knew we should have got you the pirate hat instead. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
741 It's supposed to be the middle finger, Shorty. Oh, and back at ya. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
742 I think I preferred your Batman complex. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
743 Dismount right now, Jeffrey, or you’re off to Elba! 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
744 Come on billy isn’t Neapolitan Ice cream enough 1.2902 0.03809 193 144 42 7
745 C’mon, Emperor, let’s go invade Chuck E. Cheese. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
746 Now don't go invading Russia 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
747 Sorry Napoleon, there's no funding for this war. 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
748 First conquer your bedroom. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
749 It’s better than an Oedipus complex 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
750 Knock it off mister or it’s straight off to Elba for you. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
751 But are you sure you want to cross ME? 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
752 Get off that horse now, or you'll be exiled to your room for a week 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
753 No quarter for me? Ha! No quarters for you! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
754 That's cute - just don't play on the guillotine. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
755 It's more complex than that! 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
756 I told you Napoleon, you can't invade Russia until Mama gets some change from the bank. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
757 It’s time to leave this complex. 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
758 The Alps lie to the east, but the dentist lies to the west. Come on. 1.2892 0.04191 166 125 34 7
759 You’d better conquer Europe in the next 3 minutes. I’m all out of quarters. 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
760 Fine, fly the imaginary horse to your imaginary other mom who DOES buy you candy. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
761 I know Moscow's that way,but home is this way. 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
762 Your troops are about to desert you! 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
763 Let me know when you reach Elba. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
764 Get down this minute. Or you're exiled to your room. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
765 Who do you think you are, Trump? 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
766 Fine, I surrender. We'll order pizza. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
767 Careful, little man, or next time it's Elba instead of Aldi 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
768 No more quarters. I have funded your last attack. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
769 European conquest can wait. It’s nap time. 1.2885 0.04727 156 122 23 11
770 Wait 'til Spring. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
771 No, Waterloo is that way. Our van is this way. 1.2882 0.04527 170 133 25 12
772 only 50 cents?? 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
773 Sorry love, but I don't know the French word for "Giddyup" 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
774 It's a fun ride while it lasts. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
775 Yes, Napoleon. An army marches on its stomach. Time to eat. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
776 We all know how this will end, Donald. 1.2876 0.04966 153 122 18 13
777 Would Napoleon like a Klondike bar? 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
778 The battle of Austerlitz will just have to wait. I’m out of quarters. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
779 Don't forget to Google "Elba." 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
780 In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
781 You can major in French history. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
782 We'll invade Russia right after we buy you a nice back-to-school outfit. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
783 No ! I'm not buying you a boat so you can cross the Delaware ! 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
784 See you at the Subaru. 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
785 I’ll be back before Waterloo. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
786 I like your ambition! Now go off and do your homework so you can do something important. 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
787 No, Donald. This is America. You can't be Emperor here. 1.2866 0.04871 157 125 19 13
788 Let's conquer your ABCs before we move on to all of Europe. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
789 C'mon, where headed home—to Waterloo, as you prefer to call it. 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
790 I don’t want you developing a complex. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
791 You'll grow out of it 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
792 You're riding for a fall little man!" 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
793 The alps are this way. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
794 Enough already!, We'll add the History Channel" 1.2857 0.05098 140 111 18 11
795 And after lunch, you can crown yourself Emperor and have nap time. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
796 For the last time, it's Neopolitan ice cream. And I'm still not buying it. 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
797 Be back by winter. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
798 No, I don’t have a quarter, and no, you may not invade Russia. 1.2857 0.04615 161 126 24 11
799 To the Acarde! 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
800 Four dollars in and I haven’t made any ground. 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
801 OK, but soccer practice first,… then Waterloo. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
802 Charge? That ride requires cash! 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
803 Okay, Donald. Yes, bad election but still time for our nap! 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
804 Come on General. Mom has already taken the grocery store and now we need to establish a point of attack on the dry cleaners. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
805 That's enough, or you're going to Elba for a time out. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
806 Okay, I think you've conquered the entire supermarket. Time to get exiled to the island of the station wagon backseat. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
807 If you get in the car now I'll let you holler at the GPS. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
808 Yes, I remembered to buy the Courvoisier 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
809 Stop pretending, those bit coins don’t work. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
810 Let’s go! Napoleon still had to listen to his mother! 1.2846 0.05356 123 97 17 9
811 Never get into a land war in Russia, but much more importantly do not test my patience. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
812 If you're done conquering the world, maybe you could help me carry these groceries. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
813 It's a mistake to head toward the eastern front. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
814 OK. But just hurry up and conquer 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
815 Try conquering grade 4. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
816 It's time to go - if we miss dinner you might develop a complex. 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
817 Let's just try and cross the aisle for now. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
818 No,the Ladies Room is THIS way 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
819 I'm pleased to see you've moved on from your Oedipal complex. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
820 I’m still not getting you that chocolatey cereal. 1.2831 0.03902 166 123 39 4
821 Tyranny, schmearanny. We're getting you new school shoes. 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
822 Come straight to the car after you’ve crossed the Alps. 1.2831 0.04589 166 131 23 12
823 Your Waterloo is the second door on the right, honey. 1.2830 0.04648 159 125 23 11
824 He was short, too. 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
825 You are really putting the "Nap in Napoleon 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
826 An army marches on its stomach, my petit corporal. 1.2828 0.04233 145 108 33 4
827 Your obsession with empire just lost you your screen time privileges. 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
828 You'll get a complex. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
829 Pretty soon you’re going to be too tall for that. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
830 Time for your nappie Nappie. 1.2824 0.04433 170 133 26 11
831 No, you can't have a real horse. It'll pull your bone-a-part! 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
832 Relax. You're not that short. 1.2822 0.03941 163 121 38 4
833 Italy's the other way, kid. 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
834 Your dad will be here in 10 minutes to pay his half. 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
835 Ok, you can go to Camp St. Helena. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
836 I’m not Josephine! 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
837 Well, reenactors have to start somewhere. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
838 No world domination until your next allowance. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
839 No quarter! 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
840 A great man never says, “Pull my finger.” 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
841 Stop that or you'll get a complex. 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
842 What with inflation. You'll need more quarters. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
843 No, we're not going to go after Costco next. Let's see if we can hold onto Target first. 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
844 I'd watch my step at Waterloo. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
845 Come on, your brothers Hilter and tRump are waiting in the car. 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
846 Act your age. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
847 He really was a tiny man 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
848 Make sure your sister gets a turn to cross the Alps after you’re done. 1.2807 0.04487 171 135 24 12
849 Oh, that reminds me! I need a little French dressing. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
850 Put a pin in the war, honey. We've got to get home to let the dog out and make dinner. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
851 You can invade Austria next time. We need to get home before the ice cream melts. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
852 For 50 cents I can invade Russia. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
853 Why... yes, young man -my name 'is' Josephine. Why do you ask 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
854 I just bought some broccoli for you to conquer. 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
855 Relax, I got croissants 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
856 Time to march to the house and conquer your homework." 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
857 How about you crown yourself Emperor of Helping Carry the Groceries. 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
858 If you don't come right now, I'll call Wellington. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
859 Napoleon just once today. This ride used to be just a quarter. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
860 You can do your retreat from Russia in the frozen food section. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
861 That complex of yours comes from your dad’s side. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
862 Let's go, before I put you in exile! 1.2798 0.04541 168 133 23 12
863 I said no. Learn to pick your battles. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
864 Russia's the other way Tommy 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
865 Well, Russia will have to wait. I have to get the groceries home before the ice cream melts. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
866 Allons, enfant! 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
867 Fine, you can invade, after you clean your room. 1.2796 0.03635 186 138 44 4
868 They called those 'Quarter Horses' when I was your age! 1.2795 0.04762 161 129 19 13
869 Your father is coming, your father is coming! 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
870 For the last time, you cannot invade Russia in the winter. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
871 Let’s go George… to the Pontiac, not the Potomac. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
872 I knew I shoud have married a tall man without a complex 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
873 This is your Waterloo. I'm leaving. 1.2792 0.04272 154 117 31 6
874 It's not that kind of charging station. 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
875 No Waterloo until after dinner. 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
876 The mini-van's quicker, let's go 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
877 If you do not get off that horse and come with me now, this WILL be your Waterloo. 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
878 Égalité!? It's 50 cents, get real. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
879 At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender! 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
880 You can stay here and cross the Alps if you want but I'm going to the car. 1.2784 0.04003 176 134 35 7
881 Now that the empire is complete, let’s go build a sandwich. 1.2784 0.04162 176 136 31 9
882 Time to go Napoleon! Lil' Duke of Wellington wants it now. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
883 O.K. Napoleon, I get it. But unless you've got a job and 50 cents, you're done, and we're heading for home. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
884 Off the horse in 30 seconds or I'm exiling you to Elba! 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
885 Please don't bring that attitude home with you. 1.2778 0.04233 144 108 32 4
886 Two things: we are not people who carry change, and you do not want to go to Moscow. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
887 Need directions to Waterloo? 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
888 I’m going for ice cream. If you want to conquer the world, that’s your choice.” 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
889 We ride after naptime! 1.2778 0.04022 180 138 34 8
890 Ass. Car. Go. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
891 No, you can't go to Russia. 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
892 For 50 cents, you can probably only conquer Liechtenstein today. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
893 Your rear end’s gonna have a complex if you’re not off that horse in three seconds. 1.2768 0.04218 177 138 29 10
894 Why can’t you just play with your phone like everyone your age? 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
895 I don't care who you are. Homework before Waterloo!" 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
896 A towel doth not Pegasus make! 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
897 And the rest will be history... 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
898 No dear, the car is this way. 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
899 Yes, I have your Chicken Marengo... It was a victory at great Costco. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
900 I'll be back before you get to Waterloo 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
901 OK, Napoleon, you can go to the the bathroom marked “ Generals Only “ 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
902 OK, little man. Time to conquer your homework. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
903 Just like a man, you won’t stop for directions. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
904 Vive le Mart du Wal, mes amis! 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
905 Try leading your armies to help with this groceries, General. 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
906 C'mon Napoleon, the ice cream's melting. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
907 You will never reach Moscow 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
908 I’ll be back in 15 minutes. Try not to invade too many countries while I’m gone. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
909 Not getting off that horse right now may be a strategic blunder on your part. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
910 Why can't you be obsessed with video games like a normal kid. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
911 Don’t go to Russia. 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
912 After you cross the Alps get changed for your school photo. 1.2749 0.03894 171 129 37 5
913 Time to go,Paul. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
914 Honey, what did we say about asking nicely? 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
915 The minivan is about to decamp.” 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
916 The redcoats have left. Get in the car. 1.2742 0.04485 124 93 28 3
917 Ice cream or Victory?” That is the question 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
918 Your revolutionary ride will be done in about sixty seconds. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
919 The Alps are this way, honey. 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
920 Listen to your mother! You're not going to Russia 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
921 While your destiny awaits thataway, your ride home awaits thisaway. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
922 Didn’t I tell you that winter is coming? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
923 Get off that horse and help me with these bags. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
924 Do you really want to go to war with me? 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
925 We don't have time to invade Russia. Now come along. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
926 You're a little more Napoleon Dynamite. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
927 '"You can conquer the rest of Europe after you finish your homework." 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
928 Get in the car now, before the Russian winter encroaches. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
929 OK, Bonaparte, time for your Nap. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
930 Your excellency, needs to help me with these groceries” 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
931 Conquer the world or dinner, your choice. 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
932 Even Napoleon had to go home and eat his vegetables at some point. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
933 No, Alfred. Your class president election was NOT stolen! 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
934 If you don’t get off this instant, you’re getting exiled to your room. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
935 Madam, please help me. I'm a quarter short. 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
936 After you conquer Europe you'll still have put away your pajamas. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
937 It'll be your Waterloo if you don't dismount now young man. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
938 More quarters! The British are coming! 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
939 I f you are going to Moscow I suggest you dress more warmly this time. 1.2727 0.04722 154 123 20 11
940 You're confused, Billy. This is Waterloo, Iowa. 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
941 What have I told you - one hand under the robe! 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
942 You've got a Napoleon complex, kid 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
943 You do know what 'exhile' means don't you? 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
944 Europe can wait - dinner is at 5. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
945 Afternoon at the little general store 1.2721 0.04045 147 110 34 3
946 Is that ride still only 50 cents? 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
947 Water-looo? I just took you there! 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
948 No more french fries for you! 1.2720 0.04307 125 93 30 2
949 You'll be even sadder when winter comes. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
950 1) you are not french and 2) there will be no “Recess Revolution” at school 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
951 I’ll be back in five. Don’t attack the Duke of Wellington while I’m gone. 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
952 You may want to switch your obsession back to Spiderman. When we get home, I'll tell you about Waterloo. 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
953 Two legs in the air means the rider goes to bed early and no dessert. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
954 Homework first, then you can invade Prussia 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
955 Don't make me regret that you've never experienced failure. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
956 And I will exile you to Elba, too! 1.2714 0.04845 140 110 20 9
957 You're going to get a complex 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
958 Get down now please or I’ll exile you myself. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
959 Darling, get off that horse before they name a complex after you 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
960 First make your bed,then conquer Europe. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
961 No, that is the Golden Arches; not the arc de triumph. 1.2711 0.04307 166 130 27 9
962 Playing Donald Trump again!? ... OR ... But Sweetheart, Donald Trump doesn't ride horses! 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
963 If you’re not in the car with me in 2 minutes, I’m exiling you to your bedroom! 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
964 Ironic for someone who is getting an F in French. 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
965 And now it’s time to Hi-O Suburu. 1.2706 0.04153 170 132 30 8
966 You can finish crossing the Alps when you earn two more quarters. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
967 Sorry, I spent my last Euro on your damn shoe lifts. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
968 That hat reminds me, I forgot to buy corn. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
969 Waterloo can wait. Jeopardy's on in 15 minutes. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
970 Young man, either get off that horse or you’ll meet your Momloo.” 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
971 Your mother ditched you an half hour ago. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
972 Big ambitions, little man? 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
973 And if you have any other famous complexes, I really don't want to hear about them. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
974 Go for it, sweetie. Embrace your Y chromosome. 1.2692 0.04756 156 126 18 12
975 I meant be more specific when I said you were a little general. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
976 The only "loo" you're going to is ours, to wash your hands for dinner. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
977 All right, I'm leaving. Have fun in Waterloo, you little shit. 1.2690 0.04529 171 138 20 13
978 I'm already in the great unknown. It's called adulthood. 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
979 Get off that your little cunt! 1.2690 0.05109 145 119 13 13
980 Imagination governs the world,MOM! 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
981 I got the package of Elba macaroni you wanted for your trip. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
982 You'll conquer the world after dinner and that's final. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
983 With your father it was tragic, with you, it's just a farce. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
984 Let’s go, Napoleon, I used all the francs to buy the franks for lunch! 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
985 Get moving or it’ll be YOUR Waterloo! 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
986 It’s homework time now. You can conquer the world tomorrow. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
987 Now don't waste this ride. Retreat from Moscow before winter. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
988 Ok, enough. I got you the baguette. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
989 Time to go, Napolito. 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
990 Get in the car before I call Lord Wellington 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
991 I know you can give me at least ONE hand. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
992 Emperors don’t carry bags! 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
993 No, I'm not interested in contributing to your political career. 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
994 Um, remember the rise and fall of your piggy bank? 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
995 I’m afraid I didn’t buy enough food to feed your army crossing the Alps 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
996 Mom, it doesn’t take Euros. 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
997 You're mixing your metaphors again. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
998 Sorry, I'm anti-war. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
999 C'mon Napoleon, or I send you to Elba without your dinner. 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
1000 Damn Republicans! 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
1001 First Lunch. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1002 Get off your high horse, we can't afford a ride now. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1003 Nice, but it’s time for “blankie” to stay home. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1004 You can ride to Moscow next week. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1005 How many coins do you have left wench ? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1006 You're too short for that ride. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1007 You have to start somewhere. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1008 Ugh, like father like son. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1009 The first two quarters aren't the whole battle. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
1010 Off to Waterloo to undo the rigged exile? 1.2652 0.05362 132 109 11 12
1011 Let's go. Time to retreat. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1012 No, I do not have 40 quarters for a $10 bill. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1013 You're not getting french fries. 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
1014 No, no, darling, the nice doctor told us you have an oedipus complex. 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
1015 It doesn't have to be that complex. 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
1016 Only 2 more quarters and the revolution is ours! 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
1017 An army marches on its stomach. Let’s go! 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1018 Behave, or you'll be exiled to your room. 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
1019 ‘Mom, I meet the height requirements for this one!’ 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
1020 I told you it’s time to go home. The revolution will have to wait for tomorrow. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1021 France is in the other direction. 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1022 Fine, but try not to burn the mall down on your way home. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1023 Come along now. You can't cross the Alps until you've done your homework. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1024 It only takes francs. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1025 ALLONS, enfant de la patrie! 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1026 Napoleon came to a bad end and so will you if you don’t stop asking me for fifty cents. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1027 Better enjoy it. It’s your last Coup d’etat of the Summer! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1028 Where did you even get a bicorne hat? 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
1029 Let’s put on your big boy pants before the invasion 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
1030 Great. Now let’s work harder to keep the "water" in the "loo," darling. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1031 I'll meet you back at Saint Helena. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1032 We're going home now. Moscow will have to wait. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1033 Allons enfants de la patrie. Le jour de gloire est arrive. 1.2635 0.04829 148 120 17 11
1034 You can't be Napoleon. You're already too tall. 1.2635 0.04732 148 119 19 10
1035 Maman, ze carts go zat way 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
1036 Too short for an e-bike? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1037 One more attack on Prussia, then home." 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1038 Into the fray tomorrow, sir. Right now is homework. 1.2632 0.04041 152 116 32 4
1039 Back to quarters ... we're out of quarters. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1040 We’ve got to get home. Your dad’s about to cross the Delaware. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1041 The war begins at home, General. Specifically your bedroom. 1.2628 0.04079 156 120 31 5
1042 Yes , I think Waterloo is that way dear . 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1043 You're only seven. You will grow taller. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1044 I'm out of quarters, so invade Russia in three minutes, then it's home for dinner... 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1045 We have Alps at home you can cross! 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1046 Enough of that. Women are in charge now. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1047 Mom. I need another 50 cents so I tell people the British are coming! 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
1048 après moi le déluge 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
1049 Let's go. Everyone already knows a recession is coming. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1050 It's always hard to tell if you're being good or bad. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1051 I’m planning on running for President 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
1052 Again? You’re developing a complex. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1053 You are still growing,so you can’t be Napoleon 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1054 Just how are you going to finance a revolution if you don't even have 50 cents? 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1055 Conquer the world? Let's see if you can conquer your Math homework! 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1056 The revolution better come to an end soon if you want a ride home. 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1057 Yeah, I get it - the Ukrainian dream - invade Russia! 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1058 Getting to the Alps will cost at least a buck 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1059 And don't give me that whole 'Back to school shopping is my Waterloo' business this year. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1060 Vive la Republique! 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1061 We would,ere you were able. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1062 You use your VISA card. I'll charge my way! 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1063 Another bold man trying to corner the market on complexes 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1064 We should have never let you date that girl, Josephine 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1065 Keep this up and you are going to Elba this summer. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1066 Allons enfant de la patrie, I got you your favorite Napoleon pastry. 1.2609 0.04965 138 112 16 10
1067 For 25¢ more, it’ll let me invade Eastern Europe! 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1068 You can have liberté when you’re eighteen. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1069 Let's go. We have to cross the Tappan Zee. 1.2606 0.04203 165 130 27 8
1070 That's what short men do: They overcompensate 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1071 We need to get to soccer practice. You can lead the Battle of Leipzig later. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1072 Come on my little fella before you get a complex. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1073 I said on to the shops first, and then on to victory. 1.2603 0.03895 146 110 34 2
1074 You can't go to war. No one has quarters anymore. 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1075 Yes, I bought a napoleon for dessert. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1076 The battle may be to the north but the car is parked to the south. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1077 Spell able was I ere backwards. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1078 Let's go, Washington. This bag's got your name on it. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1079 Your choice: Waterloo or waterpark...make up your mind! 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1080 You’re not crossing the Alps until you’ve helped put all the groceries away 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1081 And Zorro cleaned his room and earned his 50¢ 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1082 Dismount from Marengo Mon Genéral or you will be walking home from the mall. 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1083 Never invade Russia in the winter 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1084 You ever hear of Napolean's big time out in Elba? 1.2595 0.04279 131 100 28 3
1085 No, we have troops to lead at home 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1086 Let's see how tall you end up first. 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
1087 Well, this will be your Waterloo if you don’t get off that right now, Mister! 1.2593 0.04066 162 126 30 6
1088 Not tonight Joseph! 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1089 Let’s hope you can conquer the Austrians into giving you a ride home. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1090 No more ABBA for you. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1091 Does the General need more quarters? 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
1092 Yes, very good, you've conquered Egypt. Now, help me pack the car. 1.2590 0.03999 139 105 32 2
1093 Let's go or you'll be late for Waterloo. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1094 You know, it did not end up well for him. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1095 We never should have put you in French Immersion. 1.2585 0.04106 147 113 30 4
1096 You know the rule. No invading Russia before you've had your lunch. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1097 The toy section will be mine! 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1098 Need more change to hold Elba. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1099 No, you can't name your brother King of Spain. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1100 Come, Your Eminence. The Royal Dodge Caravan awaits. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1101 No more pain au chocolat for you! 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1102 Give it up! It’s not going to end well. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1103 Giddyup, we’re broke 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
1104 Wrong revolution sweetie 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
1105 Just remember, Emperor, a family like an army marches on its stomach.... 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1106 No, you may not invade Russia before dinner! 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1107 I said it’s time to leave. Don’t make me go all Wellington on you. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1108 Normal kids just pretend to be Paul Revere, you know. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1109 No, I do not have another “cinquante centime” piece. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1110 Quit horsing around little man. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1111 Tell me to call you emperor one more time, and your flanks will need reinforcing. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1112 No, you will have to submit your own request to the DoD. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1113 Aren't you a little tall to be acting like that? 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1114 You have plenty of time to conquer the world after we’re done shopping. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1115 Allons-y to the car, mon général. 1.2576 0.05001 132 107 16 9
1116 I have a Bonaparte to pick with you, mister. 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1117 You seem to be about the right height for it 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
1118 Sweetie, you're developing a complex. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1119 Actually, Paul Revere was in bed by nine. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1120 I already told you, timeouts are not the same as exile! 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1121 We're having beef Wellington for dinner. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
1122 Which way to the Ladies Room? 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1123 Well you fit his height profile 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1124 No, it doesn't make you look taller. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1125 Don't let that good report card give you delusions of grandeur 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
1126 You may use your quarters to cross the Alps or get a candy bar. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
1127 Don’t you dare waterloo on that thing. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1128 No wonder he had a complex. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1129 Don't forget to bring a sweater. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1130 Studying french history this month at school? 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1131 You can conquer the world after you clean your bedroom. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1132 OK, little man, it’s time to retreat…let’s go. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1133 Change! 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
1134 Do you really want to pick this bone apart? 1.2564 0.05450 117 96 12 9
1135 I put in five dollars. That should get you as far as Minsk. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1136 You will have your own Waterloo someday. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1137 Let’s go. You can conquer your homework. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1138 No, you can't be Superman when you're being Napoleon. 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1139 Are you done invading Russia? 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1140 Food prices are killing me. Go find a quarter horse. 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1141 That ship already sailed 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1142 Your majesty, you’re grounded. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1143 Waterloo can wait. The car is leaving now. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1144 Sorry, Napoleon, the baguette’s coming with me over the Bronx River 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1145 No,that direction is Waterloo. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1146 Invading Austria will take way more than fifty cents, mom. 1.2555 0.04148 137 105 29 3
1147 Well, General, your Light Brigade and juice boxes are leaving. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1148 actual size 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1149 What a little asshole 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
1150 Son, it's not social commentary when you were born with white male privilege. 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1151 No, General, the car is this way. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1152 Aren't you getting a little big to be dressing up like that? 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1153 Time to go home, Donald. 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
1154 Jason, get off your high horse. 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
1155 Sorry, bud. We're not going back for more French fries. C'est la vie. 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
1156 It's time to let Josephine have a turn! 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
1157 Emperor of France or not - you still have to do your French homework! 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1158 We have enough Napoleon wannabes already! 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
1159 Where's the bathroom? I need to Waterloo. 1.2549 0.03883 153 117 33 3
1160 Can you spare 50 cents for freedom? 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1161 The Fontainebleau may be that way, but I'm going la maison. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1162 For my 50c, I assumed you knew which side we were on. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1163 Come on, Napoleon, it’s time to meet your Fatherloo. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1164 You are about the same height. 1.2541 0.05278 122 100 13 9
1165 I told you to wait 30 minutes after eating before crossing the Alps! 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1166 Should I tell you what happens to Napoleon or are you just a pirate on a horse ? 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1167 Sorry. If you can't conquer in the allotted 90 seconds, you're done. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1168 Fine with me, Skyler. Just don't let me find out you in exile when I get back. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1169 What do you say... let's share a Napoleon! 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1170 C’mon, I’ll let you eat cake! 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1171 If I had a dollar I'd capture Moscow! 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1172 No, I don’t know which way to Waterloo. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1173 Just try to ask for strawberry cereal in exile. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1174 Let’s go vidi and vici our other groceries so you can get taller. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1175 Does the Lttle Corporal need more quarters? 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1176 Your World History teacher won't believe this... 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1177 Finally, a ride you’re tall enough for. 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1178 Can you also conquer brushing your teeth once in a while? 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1179 It's a pigeon and you look like a statue. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1180 Get in the car, little man. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1181 It's Waterloo. Now get in the car. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
1182 You'll need more than 50 cents to get out of Elba. 1.2534 0.04642 146 118 19 9
1183 Of course you have a complex. You're in middle school. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1184 I don't really want to lead the fight, but your generation clearly needs some help. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1185 Such a shame - four bits short of an empire. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1186 Promis you'll make french toast! 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1187 No Paul I'm not giving you 50 cents, you can try that Paul Revere tomfoolery with your grandparents next week 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1188 If you don’t get in the car you’re going to be exiled 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1189 it better get you to Waterloo before your pee your pants 1.2521 0.03997 119 89 30 0
1190 If you don't help me carry the groceries, you're exiled to your room the rest of the afternoon. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1191 We can talk usurping after your nap. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1192 One more conquest, then it's time for juice and a nap. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1193 Get off your high horse, we're going home. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1194 Do you need another time out on the Island of Elba? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1195 OK, one more charge by the Imperial Guard and it's back to Elba for granola bars and juice. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1196 Slow down, you still have four more years of Oedipal. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1197 Hop off Marengo; the store next door has Copenhagen. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1198 A nap Leon,not Napoleon. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1199 Josephine has to go home and cook. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1200 We came. We saw. We're a mere twenty-five cents short of conquering. If you would be so kind, Mother. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
1201 You can cosplay all you want, but I’m not making Veal Marengo tonight. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1202 Pick me up in Moscow! 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1203 Honey I told you world domination isn't scheduled in until Wednesday. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
1204 Get off that now, or it's time-out on Elba. 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1205 We came, you paid, I played 1.2519 0.04888 131 106 17 8
1206 Honey, that’s not a Peloton 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1207 It's not the Alps. It's Columbia Park. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1208 Cherie, the alps will have to wait. Now let’s go and cross town before rush hour traffic hits. 1.2519 0.04034 135 103 30 2
1209 In the car now! Or it's straight to Elba with you when we get home! 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1210 How ironic, I was just charging also. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1211 No, you can’t sleep over at Josephine’s 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1212 I’m retreating home now. 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
1213 I'll have a word with your history teacher 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
1214 You're grounded to Elba. 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1215 Charge of the Tantrum Brigade! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1216 Get down or you’re going to wish you were on Elba. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1217 It’s starting to feel like it would have been cheaper to buy you the pony you asked for. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1218 Not to worry, I’m sure you’ll grow out of it. 1.2500 0.04078 132 101 29 2
1219 Get off that horse this instant, unless you want to send the rest of the day on Elba. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1220 The republic's dead, sweetheart. It's time to leave. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1221 I suppose you plan to take the long way home? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1222 Tomorrow the world but, for now, get in the car! 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1223 Could you make a more specific allusion? This one strikes me as a little general. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1224 Maybe Critical Race Theory wasn’t the worst idea. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1225 You’re not old enough to have a “little man complex.” 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1226 Don't forget dear,you only have 30 minutes to conquer the World. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1227 Men are Moved by two levers only: fear and self interest. Get in the car now, or else! 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1228 Do you happen to have 78,545 quarters? I'm trying to get to Borodino. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1229 Freedom's not free, but I hope they take Venmo. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1230 Just don't go into Russia. 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
1231 We’ve gotta go now. You can invade Austria tomorrow. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1232 I bet the real Napoleon brushed his teeth without screaming 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1233 And you'll stay his size forever if you don't eat these vegetables 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1234 We have to go Billy, that’s enough toxic masculinity for one day! 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1235 Is this your first rodeo? 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1236 It will take more than 50 cents to get you to Russia. 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1237 EXILED,on Main Street! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1238 If you're not Captain Crunch, I give up. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1239 We're done sacking Wal-Mart. Next up the pillage of Target! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1240 O.K., but this time take no prisoners. 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
1241 Forget Waterloo...ditch the hat...dismount..and come home to lunch!! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1242 It's time to go home and conquer your homework and cleaning your room. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1243 I was hoping you would have outgrown this complex. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1244 Did you know your penis is in a jar somewhere? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1245 I said you have a complex. You’re the one who wanted the costume. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1246 I don’t care if you ARE overdue to confer with Talleyrand-Périgord in Tilsit, I have chicken thighs thawing on the counter. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1247 Should’ve watched Napoleon Dynamite instead of Bonapart. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1248 That's a failed strategy. Come along now. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1249 I don't think that horse is getting you across the Alps, General 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1250 Ready to surrender? These pomme frites are getting cold. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1251 I said "let's go. This is Wal-Mart not Waterloo!" 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
1252 :You wouldn't like it on Elba...no computer games." 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1253 If you're so powerful, let's see you conquer inflation. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1254 Leave Mike Pence alone.'' 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1255 Yes, honey, I know but Napoleon had to clean his room too. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1256 Too tall,to be my Josephine. 1.2481 0.04122 129 99 28 2
1257 This could end badly. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1258 Psst. Moscow is the other way. 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
1259 When you get to Russia,meet me back at the car. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1260 You say, "Charge!" I say, $100 on my Visa for two lousy bags? 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1261 Men are ruled by their toys. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1262 Help me carry the water, Lou. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1263 You do realize we live in Waterloo, NJ? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1264 Stop trying to imitate your fucking father 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1265 We can do this the easy way or the Waterloo way. It's your choice, Mister. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1266 C.mon Napoleon. Waterloo is this way! 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1267 Now I know which child I will not send to college 1.2479 0.04189 117 89 27 1
1268 For the last time....we're not getting a St. Bernard. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1269 Come on, Napoleon, we're late for dinner with the Wellingtons! 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1270 When i grow up i want to ruin a psychiatry department 1.2478 0.04269 113 86 26 1
1271 Five rides is enough, and yes even Napoleon had a mother 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1272 No. You'll just get into trouble in Waterloo. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1273 It looks like you’re a quarter short. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1274 I don’t think you’re old enough to have a Napoleon complex. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1275 Okay, little General, that way, Waterloo, this way, milk and cookies. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1276 Time to abdicate the throne, Napoleon. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1277 Onward to the Polish bakery! 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1278 It's time we head to a different water loo. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1279 Bonne chance. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1280 I don’t have any small change 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1281 The guillotine at home is cheaper. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1282 Wow You are short 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1283 Stay away from the water in the loo. 1.2462 0.04891 130 106 16 8
1284 Come along, it'll stunt your growth. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1285 If we don’t get going, it’s Elba for you, buster! 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
1286 Lord Nelson's mom says tomorrow is better 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1287 I think it is time for a nap, Leon. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1288 Always the same sob story - give me quarters or I will die in exile 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
1289 Help me with the groceries and I won't exile you to Elba. 1.2462 0.05012 130 107 14 9
1290 To the Moon Alice! 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1291 We are not changing your sister's name to Josephine. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1292 Nap dear, that horse is not Marengo, and besides, from what I have heard about Russian winters, you would not last a day! 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1293 I see your male confidence is in full bloom. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1294 Perhaps I've overindulged you. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1295 Let's go. Time for your nap-oleon. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1296 I know it's only fifty cents, but I assure you, it won't get you places. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1297 Sorry sweetie, I’m cutting our expenditures on the military. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1298 You're already too tall to imitate Napoleon. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1299 Be glad that pony can't charge into battle. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1300 Come on short stuff. Get off your high horse and help with the groceries. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1301 Time for dinner…. You can invade Russia tomorrow! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1302 Yeah, yeah, now let's go conquer your homework. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1303 Come with me now, or it is off to Elba with you! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1304 Try not to exhort any strangers. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1305 Come on honey, you can engage in delusions of grandeur at home 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1306 I will get you a sword, if you can spell it. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1307 What did I tell you about playing with imperialism? 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1308 If you don't come now, I'll have to start paying royalties to the estate of Jacque-Louis David. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1309 Yes, but the Lunch Brigade is this way. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1310 Make that "Once more unto Whole Foods," Tyler. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1311 Russia? Dressed like that? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1312 Round up your prisoners then I'll meet you at the car. 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
1313 Wrap it up. Time for your nappy, Nappy. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1314 I don't think you meet the height requirements. 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
1315 We are definitely cutting down on your French fries! 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
1316 There is joy in danger, Mother. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
1317 Hey Little Man, we’re just crossing town, not the Alps. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
1318 I think your French lessons have gone to your head. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1319 You might want to turn around--you're heading straight towards Waterloo. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1320 You'll have to lead your troops to victory another time because I'm out of quarters and patience 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1321 So this is how it all starts, in front of the grocery store." 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1322 OK Napoleon, Josephine is waiting for you at home. Do NOT keep her waiting! 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1323 Ok son,you made your point. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1324 After Waterloo,it's time to clean your room 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1325 Don't fall and crack your Bonesapart 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1326 Where's the croissants? 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1327 The exit is that way 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1328 Mom, not in front of my men! 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1329 C'mon Bonaparte, help me with the shopping cart. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1330 You need to shift the campaign over to the drugstore now. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1331 I should have never encouraged you to read Tolstoy. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1332 No, Napoleon. This way for bottled water and the loo. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1333 I admire your joie de vivre, but I’m double parked. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1334 I have supplies. Now we conquer Bed Bath and Beyond. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1335 If you don’t get off that horse right now, you’re going to meet your Waterloo once we get home. 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
1336 I wish they had let me abort you. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1337 Finish your home work and then you can cross the Alps. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1338 Moscow is this way. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1339 50c won't get you to Russia 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1340 Waterloo, Iowa? Ok, but you won't like it. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1341 First with the Oedipus and now this? 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1342 We need to get out of here, Napoleon, the Prussians are marching down aisle 5. 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
1343 You'll grow out of that complex. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
1344 You are learning way too much from your father! 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1345 I don't care who you think you are. I'm out of quarters. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
1346 The last guy who did that ended up in exile… 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1347 The Emperor has no coins 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1348 Your Waterloo can wait till we get home. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1349 Pose all you want. I’m not painting your portrait. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1350 At dawn we take the candy isle, then it’s onward til we conquer the frozen section 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1351 Russia’s the other direction 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1352 No more, I’m out of Francs! 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1353 You'll need a few more layers for Russia. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1354 You can cross the Alps on your bike when your homework is done. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1355 No, you can’t have a sword. But you can have a Yoo Hoo. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1356 Who do you think you are?! 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1357 I told you the car is THIS way! 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
1358 Your lieutenant will be in the produce aisle when your trusty steed comes to a halt. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1359 You're not Napoleon. Get off your high horse and help with the groceries. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1360 Napoleon had a baby dick just like you 1.2420 0.04730 157 132 12 13
1361 Waterloo might be that way, but your lunch is coming with me. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1362 I'm counting to ten,then it's Waterloo for you young man. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1363 I don’t have enough quarters for you to invade Belgium. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1364 Come on Napoleon, that was your last ride. 1.2416 0.03886 149 116 30 3
1365 You'll have to finish conquering the world another day, it's time to go home and take your nap. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1366 It's not polite to point. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1367 Yes, you'd make a fine president - now get in the car. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1368 Right now, you precocious little turd. 1.2414 0.04722 145 120 15 10
1369 OK Napoleon we are out of quarters. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1370 That wasn't funny in 2016 and it isn't funny now. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1371 After invading the supermarket maybe you can conquer your homework? 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1372 No -I didn't get the cookies so dismount the horse, you tyrant. 1.2414 0.04174 116 89 26 1
1373 Able, was I unclear? It's Nap Time! 1.2411 0.03753 141 108 32 1
1374 I’m sorry, I can’t fight on the Russian front, I have to make dinner tonight. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1375 . “The Walmart Greeters are coming, the Walmart Greeters are coming” 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1376 I got the baguette you asked for, but we will not be invading Russia today. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1377 You are overcompensating, young man! 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1378 You’re already too tall. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1379 Get it in, son. Inflation’s about to make this ride $1 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1380 Good job, honey! We’ll call this your first riding lesson. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1381 Read your history books, boy, before you chose your heroes. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1382 O.K. Bonaparte, it's Nap time. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1383 Ask me for fifty centimes one more time and somebody's going to be exiled to Elba. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1384 It's time to charge to the car, Napoleon ! 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1385 I hope you get there before you run out of quarters. 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
1386 You'll never handle a Moscow winter in those shorts 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1387 After you've finished crossing the Alps, you have to go home and clean your room. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1388 Oui and nay. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1389 Your empire may await but math homework awaits first. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1390 Have fun. Marengo dies in 3 minutes. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1391 Come along dear, we have to get to Waterloo Station. 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1392 The bratty kids are coming. The bratty kids are coming! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1393 I'll give you back your phone if you tone-down the imperialism. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1394 No, not to conquer Russia. We're going home to make sandwiches. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1395 You know the "Quarter" Horses are widely considered to be the fastest 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
1396 While you’re crossing the Alps, I’ll be in the frozen food aisle. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1397 Manoeuvre your derrière to the car now please 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1398 Waterloo can wait until next time. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1399 Give me Skittles or give me Death! 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1400 Giddy up napoleon jr we’re running late for dinner 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1401 I was ready for the Terrible Twos, not the Tyrannical Threes 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1402 The only things going in that direction are prices 1.2394 0.04572 142 116 18 8
1403 That is NOT my kid. We will just be leaving in the same car. 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
1404 Where is that energy when I ask you to clean your room? 1.2394 0.04572 142 116 18 8
1405 Sorry. He’s not the only one chomping at the bit. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1406 Your plans are not my plans; let’s go. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1407 Your Napoleon complex won’t get you out of homework! 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1408 Waterloo’s not here! It’s in Iowa! 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1409 We’re heading for home, not the Alps. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1410 Oh, does your ice cream revolution require my 50 cents? 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1411 I thought you liked my Beef Wellington 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1412 Get off that now or I’m sending you into exile 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1413 Well, you do have the same stature as him. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1414 When you get off, you're being exiled to Elba. 1.2389 0.05374 113 94 11 8
1415 The Revolution will have to wait until after soccer practice. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1416 Keep it up and you'll stunt your growth 1.2389 0.04029 113 86 27 0
1417 Just in case you weren't aware, Paul Revere was also a dentist. 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
1418 When you’re done storming the Bastille, I’d appreciate some help with these bags. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1419 So you're conquering Russia single-handedly? Good. Find your own kopeks to put in the slot. 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
1420 Last ride, sweetie. It’s getting colder and you know that never ends well. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1421 Time to face your Waterloo young man. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
1422 I can see you’re a complex kid. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1423 Hurry up! Our next stop is the Russian Tea Room. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1424 I have one word for you: Waterloo. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1425 You might want to lead off with a call to quarters. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1426 Get a life! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1427 You can be such a complex kid sometimes. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1428 I’d recommend you stay out of Russia. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1429 We will not go 'Onward to candy!' 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1430 No I won't make crepes instead of pancakes. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1431 I’ll be right here when you’re ready to consider diplomacy. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
1432 Enough , already, mon petit colonel 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
1433 Don't point! It's not polite. 1.2381 0.03973 126 97 28 1
1434 Look, even Napoleon got off his horse once in awhile to help his mother with the groceries. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1435 Your Waterloo will be that I won't give you two more quarters. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
1436 Let's go. You won't have any more luck than he did. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1437 I’m just glad we vacationed in France instead of Germany this summer. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1438 No, I won’t pull your finger. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1439 For the last time, you're not invading Moscow. So calm down. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1440 Get in the car right now or you’re gonna find out what Waterloo means 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
1441 Too bad your reality will grow up to be like mine. 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
1442 Now let's go conquer Duane Reade. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1443 You could have just told me your history report topic. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1444 Fine! I'll make Chicken Marengo. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1445 If we leave now, you can conquer your brother's room before dinner. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1446 When I grow up I want to be a precedent. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1447 You know Napoleon ate his vegetables. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1448 Why don't you go conquer cleaning your room now. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1449 Ok… but now he needs to conquer his messy room! 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1450 Little Man Syndrome, now only 50 cents 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1451 When you’re done crossing the alps and conquering Europe, I could use a little help with the groceries. 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
1452 Mosco Street? I think it's in Chinatown. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1453 The British won't come before you finish your homework. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1454 That's the wrong complex, honey. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1455 You’re still not getting another croissant. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1456 It’s Beef Wellington tonight then off Aunt Helena’s 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1457 I think we've charged enough for one mall visit 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1458 Meet me back here in two dollars. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1459 Are you ready for your nap Emperor? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1460 Time to go home, Paul. The ice cream is melting, the ice cream is melting! 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1461 No thanks, I’ll stay with the Peloton. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1462 That’s not what I meant by “Nappy time”, bud. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1463 No,I don't think Napoleon had a Timmy Complex! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1464 Napoleon, your time is up. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1465 Not cute Wellington! 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1466 Only if you 'poser des question en francais' like he would have done. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1467 They were out of crêpes. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
1468 Hurry up. Your father wants a turn before we go... 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
1469 No, not today. We'll do an invasion next time... 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
1470 Go ahead. I hear Waterloo isn't all that great. 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
1471 It doesn't take Venmo!! 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1472 Waterloo station is this way 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1473 Fine, French fries and French toast for dinner, now dépêche-toi! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1474 Well, at least you're the right size. 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
1475 Sorry, Napoleon. I’m out of quarters. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1476 That’s not how reincarnation works, son. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1477 Gonna be rough without that grain from Ukraine... 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1478 No more quarters. Everything after Austerlitz is a waste. 1.2353 0.03909 153 121 28 4
1479 There is danger in joy. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
1480 I don't care that Jimmy's mother let him annex Lombardy, it's not happening. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1481 You got taken for a ride. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1482 No! I am not going to give you another two quarters so you can conquer Russia. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1483 Why don’t you first conquer the mess in your room, young man? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1484 No, I don't want cake! 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1485 The insurrection is this way. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1486 No, another 50 cents will not get you all the way to Russia. 1.2346 0.04064 162 131 24 7
1487 No. I will not drive you to Russia. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1488 Ralphie, get off the horse or you will be meeting your Waterloo . . . 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1489 Yes, son, posting the revolution on TikTok counts as screen time." 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1490 No, for the last time, the horse does not make you look short. Get in the car. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1491 You need to conquer picking up your room first! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1492 Onward to ice cream! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1493 Find your own 50 cents and I shall return! 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1494 Don't worry. You won't always be short like him. 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
1495 I'll give you fifty cents to clean your room, not expand your empire. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1496 How did you know my name was Napoleon? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1497 Elijah, you and I both know what 'nap time' means... 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1498 Honey, it'll take a lot more than 50 cents to make it all the way to Waterloo. 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
1499 Sorry but your little war is already over budget! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1500 If your Dad finds out how much money you spent on this ride, you're gonna learn the hard way what Waterloo means. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1501 Ok, I'll catch up with you at Waterloo 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1502 Come on Bobby, it's time to go conquer Target. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1503 Fred, you're 42 years old, it's time you got past the "Napoleon little man syndrome." 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1504 You want me to guess who you are? That’s easy…, you’re Donald Trump trying to get to the Capitol but your horse refuses to take you and if you think I’m donating 50¢ to help, forget about it! 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1505 I ALONE CAN FIX IT! 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1506 I got the ingredients for your pastry. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1507 Mommy can't afford to buy groceries and storm the Bastille. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1508 I told your father we should have named you Hannibal. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1509 I think I liked your Joan of Arc phase better. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1510 New Jersey is the other direction! 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1511 Your rocking horse dragoons will arrive shortly, mon general . 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1512 Fine, but keep it short. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1513 Fifty cents! Even kings can’t avoid inflation. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1514 Trust me this way is much faster. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1515 Hey Napolean, after you're done advancing on Moscow, go ahead and advance on the parking lot and help me put the groceries in the car. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1516 Prussia is this way. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1517 That’s enough horsing around, Napoleon! 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1518 Good thing it only cost 50 cents. You're about to cross a river on a horse that can't swim. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1519 If you keep it up, they'll write an ABBA song about you. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1520 No... You Can't Charge It 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1521 How many more quarters do you think you’ll need? 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1522 You can't go to Moscow. Your snow suit is in storage. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1523 Vive La Parking Lot! 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1524 Napoleon, you’re a complex child. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1525 Tad young for that complex isn't it? 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1526 Yes, mommy sees you fighting inflation. 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
1527 It's Bed Bath & Beyond or Elba - the choice is yours. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1528 That way madness lies. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1529 That's it, we're changing schools! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1530 I got your favorite ice cream, Neapolitan. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1531 I think it's Nap time. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1532 Leave the Alps. Take the baguette. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1533 No, I’ve done enough photos for your #history Instagram feed 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
1534 That used to cost a quarter 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
1535 The Alps await…Mom, I need another quarter. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
1536 Hurry up, Bud. Jacques-Louis David & Busters is closing soon. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
1537 The British Have Left 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1538 Enough for now, little man -- "Nap" time is over! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1539 Give me liberty or give me…another fifty cents? 1.2314 0.05217 121 102 10 9
1540 It’s not a phase mom! 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
1541 An army marches on it’s stomach, son 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1542 Oh yeah? Well, at least you're the right height... 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1543 You get a ride when the price gets back down to a quarter. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1544 Just because you can't pay the 50 cents to ride doesn't mean you've "met your Waterloo" 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1545 I shouldn't smirk, it might give him a complex. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
1546 Yo, Napo, let’s go! 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1547 We're not going back to Waterloo. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1548 I'll tell Josephine you'll be late for dinner. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1549 Line starts over there. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1550 Off now or your next ride is to Saint Helena! 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1551 You'd better win the war before your fifty cents runs out! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1552 No, I told you the Choco Tacos are no more! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1553 Honey, don't go too far, you may get lost on the way back . 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1554 How many quarters until Waterloo? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1555 If you don't get off that horse right now, you'll be seeing your Waterloo! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1556 your zipper is down.... 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1557 Time to go home, dear - it’s already a quarter past Waterloo. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1558 In my day parents didn’t indulge a premature Napoleon Complex. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1559 After the supermarket do you want to go to Waterloo or water park? 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1560 Now, conquer your homework 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1561 Think your bronco's busted. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1562 No, you can’t conquer Russia! 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1563 Give me another fifty cents or... give me a new computer! 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
1564 No, Putin's the one without a shirt. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1565 Clothes make men, not boys. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1566 Let’s Go, Napoleon. Help me with the groceries. An army travels on its stomach 1.2301 0.05335 113 95 10 8
1567 You're more complex than I realized! 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1568 Stop. You’ve gotten too tall for that. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1569 You’ve been playing civilization again, haven’t you 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1570 These days, be glad it is not Putin on a bear! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1571 No, I am the state. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1572 Honey, you can continue expanding the French empire and scheduling catholic holidays over pagan ones when we get home, but I’m out of coins. 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
1573 That's not what I meant when I said you need to take a nap. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1574 Come along my little Emperor. You can finish conquering Europe after homework, dinner and a bath. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1575 You've seen Waterloo, now you have a room to clean 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1576 Okay Billy, will 'Captain William the Conqueror' help mommy bring the groceries to the car? 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1577 Hi Ho Silver, that change was for the meter. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1578 Just stay away from Russia. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
1579 I'm seeing an eerie resemblance to your father 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1580 Next time, you're staying in Elba, young man. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1581 Let's go! I'll making your favorite - chicken fingers au vin." 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1582 Josephine said she'll always love you, but she's out of quarters. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1583 C’mon Napoleon, you’ve crossed the Alps. Now let’s try something really daring, like taking the subway home. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1584 Russia can wait young man. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1585 no more of those genealogy websites when we get home. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1586 You're right, no one will guess it's your security blanket. 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
1587 Do you see me laughing? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1588 Hey! Everyone in the family is tall, so cut it out! 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
1589 Let's go Napoleon. You are supposed to defend France anyway, not Greece. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
1590 Mommy will be back in two hours, enough time to be George Washington AND Napoleon. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
1591 I love your enthusiasm, honey, but don't expect Waterloo to be a cakewalk. 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
1592 The accelerated program has done wonders for you." 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1593 That’s great, but now it’s time for your rendition of ‘Napoleon Crossing the Street.’ 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1594 You brought the outfit but couldn't manage two quarters? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1595 Don't even think about invading Russia. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1596 Hey pal, the Alps are over this way. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1597 Je ne parle pas français. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1598 Why don’t you try conquering potty time before you move on to the world? 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1599 First, that's not the way to Capitol Hill. And second, I am not your Secret Service detail. Now, come along home. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1600 They were all out of marinated artichoke hearts. Now there's a battle you can fight some day. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1601 When I said act more like Napolean, I meant Napolean Dynamite. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1602 You're a jerk. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1603 If you don't get off right now, I'm sending you to Elba 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1604 Since you rule an empire, you should have 50 cents. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1605 How can I conquer the world if you don't give me 50 cents, Ma?! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1606 When you're done with Waterloo we still need to get you new jammies. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1607 Mademoiselle, your car is parked this way. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1608 You’re tall for your age, Billy, but don’t let it go to your head. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1609 No, we're not going to stay until nightfall so you'll have the element of surprise. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1610 Yes, I understand, but your Hussars are nowhere insight, and we need to make a strategic retreat to soccer practice. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1611 No more Napoleon or there’ll be no neapolitan 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1612 Quit horsing around ! 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1613 Let’s go, Mr. Anachronistic. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
1614 You know that’s not what I meant by Nap time! 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1615 You look more like Napoleon Dynamite. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1616 Fine, but before we cross the Alps, what say we first get these chipwiches into the freezer? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1617 You know that the front hooves in the air means the rider died in battle… right? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1618 Alright , General, time to march or I’m telling your mother” 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1619 Mom. all this jiggling is making me feel like I have to meet my water loo right now. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1620 Keep it up and you’ll get a complex! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1621 Keep doing that, and one day you'll look as stupid as Donald Trump. 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
1622 I love you but I won’t follow you into Russia 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1623 When I said I divorced your father for riding whores this isn't what I was referring to. 50 cents sounds about right though. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1624 It's nap time Little General. 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
1625 Short, French and sexist is no way to go thru life son. 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
1626 I bought your spaghetti. Vive La Franco-American. 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
1627 John, I think Mikey may be literally showing some worrisome inclinations. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1628 Remember, 'Waterloo' isn't just an ABBA song. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1629 On to Moscow was last week. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1630 The citizens of Austerlitz don’t think I have a “complex”. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1631 You will grow taller... 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1632 Water, Lou? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1633 You’ve already spent your allowance at Waterloo. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1634 You're six. You're supposed to be short. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1635 Let's go, I'm getting a little tired of your imperious behavior. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1636 Ok dismount no more quarters 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1637 I'm sorry, but you'll have to cross the Alps another day. Right now we need to get home, so I can start making dinner. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1638 While you're at it, why don't you conquer your homework? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1639 This is Aldi, not the Alps. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1640 Why don’t you just join QAnon like the other boys your age? 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1641 It's pronounced "con-yak," and no, I didn't buy you any. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1642 Please wait until puberty before committing to a Napoleon complex. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1643 That’s your last hurrah. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1644 Stop Colonializing the parking lot and get in the car. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1645 I can't right now. I'm about to take Moscow. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1646 Last ride, I’m out of munitions. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1647 Well the Prussians can just wait. I’ve got to get dinner on 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1648 When you get your allowance. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1649 Trois, deux, un...” 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1650 Come along little guy. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1651 You're going to feel a lot less victorious next winter, when you're cold and trying to get home from Moscow. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1652 Finish your chores; then we'll see about invading Russia. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1653 No, I don't have two quarters. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
1654 See you at home. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1655 So, St.Helena is the other way. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1656 Let's go. The price of groceries today already was our Waterloo." 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1657 Kids these days and their ideologies... 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1658 Ok, but that attitude doesn't end well. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1659 I see you have the same complex as your father. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1660 FYI, he never yelled 'Hi Ho Silver.' 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1661 Just remember that I can be the Duke of Wellington. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1662 Get off your horse, you'll be late for your violin lesson. 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
1663 Your idea of charge and mine are very different. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1664 You would rather ride that stupid horse for 50 cents, or have a Napoleon Bonaparte gelato? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1665 Europe can wait Mister, you're grounded. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1666 If I knew we'd be moving to France, I would have never named you Napoleon. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1667 Hang on while I buy some cleanser for the bird poop. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1668 Help me carry these bags or be exiled to your bedroom. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1669 Time to go home. You'll conquer Europe some other day. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1670 For a dollar more, the French might’ve won. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1671 Its been done 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1672 Unless you come with me right now, young man, I will show you what I mean by Waterloo. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1673 He actually lost at Waterloo 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1674 C'mon. You can cross the alps after lunch. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1675 It doesn’t matter what strategic military principles were employed during the Napoleonic Wars and the resulting impact on world warfare protocols, you still have to help me put the groceries away. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1676 No Jimmy, he did not lose to Duke Ellington because he ran out of quarters. 1.2248 0.04827 129 108 13 8
1677 Well, able was I ere I saw Aldi. 1.2248 0.04700 129 107 15 7
1678 Do not go to Moscow! 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1679 What happened to ‘hi ho Silver away’? 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1680 You're too tall to be playing Napoleon 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1681 Does the little corporal want to help me with these bags? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1682 Let's go! Now, or it's Waterloo for you! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1683 Crossing the Alps is another quarter, honey. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1684 The Little Corporal needs his supper if he wants to conquer Mr. Putin. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1685 Stop before you get to Waterloo and meet me in the pharmacy. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1686 You're gonna need a bigger horse... 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
1687 If you want French fries, just say so. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1688 Come on, Emmanuel, it’s time for your play date with Vlad.” 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
1689 That hand's supposed to be tucked in. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1690 If you don’t come right now you’ll be exiled to your room. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1691 Reign of terror time is over honey, let's head off to exile. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1692 Careful Tommy, you'll attract the pigeons. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1693 Yeah, you still have to eat your vegetables. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1694 If you don’t come along this minute, you’ll be exiled to your room when we get home! 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1695 I said you should TAKE a nap, not BE a nap. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1696 No,I did not get your horse a croissant! 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1697 Listen to mommy or you may be in for a little corporal punishment. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1698 A boy called Nelson says he wants to play with you. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1699 I guess you don’t need a ride 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1700 You forgot your Wellies. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1701 I am not going to battle with you over this. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1702 I will not give you the baguette until you get down from that horse. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1703 Vive l'empereur! Now let's catch the bus. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1704 Look at the whites of my eyes, Paul. We are going home NOW. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1705 Let's go or I'll exile you to your room until you're of voting age. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1706 Jeez, OK... we'll get french vanilla next time. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1707 The one hand belongs hidden in your coat! 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
1708 Nope Leon, I am not waiting until you conquer the mall 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1709 Aux voiture, Citoyen 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1710 At checkout, we ride!! 1.2231 0.04793 130 109 13 8
1711 Don’t make me tell you again or it’s Elba for you. 1.2222 0.03614 144 113 30 1
1712 You’ll never get any taller if you keep doing that. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1713 Do you meet the minimum height requirements for this ride? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1714 50 cents? What do I look like, shorty, your mother? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1715 You are your father's son. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1716 Honey, I'm not giving you 50 cents for another revolution. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1717 When I was your age, We got a much longer ride for 10 cents. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1718 I've seen you in a painting! 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1719 History will remember the Battle of Kroger 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1720 It’s your Waterloo. Let’s go. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1721 Armies travel o their stomachs,and the food is headed in this direction. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1722 We ride at nap time! 1.2222 0.03742 135 106 28 1
1723 Look, just finish the invasion before I pull the car around. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1724 You’re about to take a boat home. 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
1725 Liberté. Fraternité. Mommy, can I have two more quarters? 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1726 Must be this short to ride 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1727 You’ve got to be kidding, the last time I followed you, I almost froze to death.. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1728 Calm down, you'll hit a growth spurt. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1729 Time to go little guy, the revolution can wait.” 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1730 Let's go, Napoleon, or your toys will be blown apart. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1731 I told your father we should have names you Scott. 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1732 Stop horsing around and help Mommy conquer Spain. 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
1733 That way is Waterloo,and besides, it is time for your nap… 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1734 I said you need to take a nap, not be one! 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1735 Paul Revere's younger years. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1736 The eclairs here are okay,but I wouldn't call them Napoleanic. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1737 To Water Loo. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1738 I need yo invade the grocery store first. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1739 That’s enough invading Russia, we need to get home for naptime 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1740 Ok,I'll buy the frozen French fries. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1741 Sorry, I only date older men. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1742 Napoleon or Washington, it still costs 50 cents. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1743 Billy, this behavior is going to get you cancelled! Is that what you want? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1744 We have to get going if you want to conquer Europe before dinner. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1745 You know, the first step to conquering the world is cleaning your room. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1746 Who's going to make your lunch once you reach St. Helena? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1747 I'm not too short to ride, Mom, I'm average for the time period. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1748 You can conquer the toy store later. Mommy is going home. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1749 Summer vacation can't be over soon enough. 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
1750 - Wrong side Napoleon! 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
1751 First you help me load the car, THEN you conquer Europe." 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1752 We are NOT crossing the alps until you clean your room. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
1753 Why are you calling me Josephine? 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
1754 Would you please save this kind of behavior for kindergarten. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
1755 Yes, you are a short dictator but I'm still not buying candy. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1756 Get down now or you’re going to be exiled to your room. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
1757 Who's f**king kid is this? 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
1758 Come on. It’s time to conquer the home improvement store. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1759 Pretty soon you’ll be too tall to ride. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1760 Baron, Stop That This Instant! 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1761 I shall yield no quarter (s). 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1762 Yeah, it's all fun and games until you open up a land war in Asia. 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
1763 This is no time for shopping, soldier! We ride at dawn! 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1764 The ice cream is melting. The affair is over, you’ve lost the day. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1765 No honey, our house is in the other direction. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1766 Just because we named you Napoleon does not mean you get to ride all day. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1767 I'm out of quarters. The mission is over, and you won. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1768 Remember to take a trip to the Waterloo before we go home. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1769 You're just a two-bit version of the real thing. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1770 It's time for your water, Lou 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1771 Don’t you think you’re a little big at this point for the Napoleon ride? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1772 Don't tell me you want to grow up to be another two bit dictator. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1773 I swear, if you don't stop embarrassing me, I'll banish you to an island off the coast of France. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1774 A woman would have programmed it to last much longer. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1775 Looky mommy...I'm a blood thirsty mega maniac ! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1776 Number one: your name is not Napoleon. Number two: that’s your baby blanket. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1777 You can play art history at home. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1778 Revolution is all well and good, but empire will get you grounded. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1779 Eventually, I should tell him that he was actually named after the ice cream flavor... 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
1780 Come on Napoleon! It's your bedtime 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1781 Conquer the world quickly, dear. We’re going to Mars soon. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1782 Yeah, right...until it snows. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1783 Now Donald! Get off that hobby horse! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1784 Napoleon always finished his dinner. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1785 Forget the get-up. Where did you find a mechanical horse in 2022? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1786 No ice cream if you haven't conqured Europe by the time I get back. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1787 No, history is a class you need to come do your homework for! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1788 It doesn't matter how many quarters I give you, you still won't conquer Russia. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1789 Come along now, the Low Countries will still be there after lunch! 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1790 napolean SHOPPING COMPLEX 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1791 It used to be a penny 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1792 Napoleon, you're pointing at a complex. The car is over here. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1793 You look more like Dynamite than Bonaparte. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1794 No more conquests, today - until you finish your homework! 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1795 Just trust me. Take a hard right when you reach Waterloo. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1796 Did you pack your heavy sweater? 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1797 50 cents!? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1798 I am working on my college essay on Make France Great Again. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
1799 I don’t have another fifty cents, and you’re making the Austrians uncomfortable. 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1800 I told you, we have to get home before the first snow. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1801 A little short on cash aren't you there, Emperor Napoleon? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1802 The Alps are the other way. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1803 Trust me, that ride doesn’t work 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1804 Take me to the loo or this will get messy. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1805 You can relieve French forces in Piedmont after you do your homework 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1806 You can pay me back when you get your empire. 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1807 Use your allowance. Freedom is not free. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1808 While I appreciate your willingness to lead the charge against inflation, what I asked you to do was carry the groceries to the car. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1809 Nice improv cosplay, dear, but you're still getting your shot. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1810 I think Napoleon put it best: ‘You cannot lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse.’ 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1811 Youre a bit tall for that, no? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1812 Back in my day, that was the price of a full tank of gas, you know. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1813 Your march on Moscow will have to wait until your next allowance. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1814 Bonaparte followed his troops atop a guided mule ... Revere never finished his ride ... remind me to discuss the media when we get home. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1815 Don't just sit there like a statue. 1.2177 0.03893 124 98 25 1
1816 "You can be sure that Napoleon saved up his allowance before charging into battle. 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
1817 Oh gosh, I better start look for a therapist 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1818 Let's go to Moscow another day. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1819 Need another 50 cents to get to Waterloo! 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1820 Don’t forget to pack your snowsuit and mittens. 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
1821 It's your allowance money. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1822 I'm the same size as the real Napoleon 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1823 Yes, an army marches on its stomach; but you're still not having that chocolate fudge cake for breakfast 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1824 Oh honey you look just like this little man from history. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1825 Able was I ere I asked you to come along. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1826 Get down now, Mr. Emperor, or I’ll have the voters of Kansas do it. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1827 If you will leave now I'll call Jacques Louis David when we get home. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1828 I bought a roast so you could take the bone apart. 1.2174 0.05208 115 98 9 8
1829 His “no phase” was tough but his “neoclassical phase” is unbearable. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1830 That ride was designed for minions not emporers. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1831 Please go fight inflation. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1832 I buy one baguette and this is the French response I get 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1833 All right, last ride today, kiddo, or it'll be off to Elba with you. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1834 I’d tend to domestic matters. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1835 Short ride, is it? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1836 At least it wasn't an Oedipus complex. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1837 Watch out for the lions on the merry-go-round. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1838 That's not what I had in mind when I said we'd pick up a Napoleon at the bakery. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1839 Just for 50 cents you can be a colonizer for a few seconds! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1840 No. I will not donate to the movement. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1841 You can sit there all you want, buy I'm not paying for a portrait. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1842 Attention Shoppers: Detour this way to avoid Waterloo. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1843 At least you’re the same height 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1844 Saying no to another turn does not make this your Waterloo. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1845 We'll always have Paris! 1.2167 0.05183 120 103 8 9
1846 Seriously, Nappie. I have to get this ice cream home before it melts. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1847 ABBA was so right. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
1848 What is it with you and privileged white men these days? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1849 Wellington for dinner tonight. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1850 Napoleon Crossing the Aldi 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1851 You’re spending too much time with your French tutor. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1852 You know you’re too big for that. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1853 Yeah, you've got a complex, but it's not Napolean's. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
1854 ‘How archaic; it only takes coins. 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
1855 Impressive. But let's see you do that outdoors in the winter. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1856 Come on Little Man, you are getting a complex. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1857 Once you hit puberty, all of this madness will end. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1858 You will never cross the Alps on that, n'est-ce pas? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1859 Waterloo? Nice place to visit... 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
1860 To the juice aisle, my noble stead! 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1861 Call me your Waterloo all you want, but cleaning your room is your next conquest. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1862 The British are leaving. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1863 Making France great again is not worth 50 cents. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1864 Might be a bit too early to say this, but I feel like you’re on the megalomaniac side. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1865 It’s time for a treat, not a retreat. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1866 You're gonna need a bigger army 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1867 No, the Abba concert’s the other way. They play your song last. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1868 They went the other way. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1869 No more! It's time for your nap, Leon. 1.2150 0.03990 107 84 23 0
1870 Get off of there and get in the car, or you're spending the weekend on Elba. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1871 Today, the Upper West Side, tomorrow . . . the World! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1872 Sorry but the emperor of ice cream only gets one flavor today. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1873 Yeah sure, but first conquer your homework. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1874 I got you a baguette, now get in the car Napoleon. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1875 Yes Kevin, you will be Speaker of the House someday! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1876 Dream big, kid, but do you know what it takes to conquer Europe these days? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1877 I'm not buying you that. We have liberté, égalité, fraternité at home. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1878 This feels a little dramatic, Billy. How many times do I have to tell you that you’re still growing? 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1879 Do not follow cheap advice! 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1880 It will stunt your growth 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1881 Conquer the world later, Napoleon. It's your nap time. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1882 You stay here conquering Europe, while Mommy goes shopping, okay? 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1883 Mommy, this is how Napoleon got started. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1884 You get the water Lou 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1885 The Alps? No way. Save it for the Adirondacks next week. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1886 Without proper financing, your campaign is going to stall. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1887 Get off that now or you'll meet your Waterloo. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1888 Stop now, or it's Elba and no ice cream for you. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1889 No, This does not count as having done your homework book report on Napoleon. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1890 This did not end well for Napoleon ... just get in the car. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1891 Sorry, I’m fresh out of centimes. You’ll have to delay your ride to Waterloo until next week. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
1892 You just stay here, General Washington, while I get the general washing done. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
1893 Just so you know, the flavor you've been begging for is actually pronounced "Neapolitan". 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1894 Oh dear, not the dictator phase again... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1895 Your quartermaster is broke. Let's go. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1896 I’ve told you before, it’s Neapolitan. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
1897 A ride to Waterloo was only a penny when I was your age! 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1898 Impressive, but still no macarons until after dinner. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1899 First I want you to conquer cleaning your room. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1900 Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
1901 Now that you’ve conquered the world, how about a hand with the groceries? 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1902 Stay there until I come back! 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
1903 Oh, fuck! 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1904 Napoleon asked nicely. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1905 Okay, winter's come. You can drag your sorry ass army back to the car now. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1906 Well, I think you're just a nasty little boy with a complex. 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1907 OK that's enough honey. Waterloo's this way. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1908 Okay fine. They are coming, but let’s go! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1909 Screaming , ‘Promise everything, deliver nothing’ actually reinforces my decision to not give you fifty cents! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1910 Does the word "Elba" mean anything to you? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1911 If that's a Vibrator in your purse, your ride will cost a dollar. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1912 I bought you a bottled Waterloo. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1913 Threeith by Walmart 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
1914 All summer at Camp St Helena. You’ll love it. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
1915 No, we're going home. Waterloo will have to wait. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
1916 Timmy-Your dad is in the car with his Spartacus outfit on when you are done. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
1917 You can revolt when we get home. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
1918 Better behave or I’m sending you into exile on the Island of Elba 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1919 You'll never get there that way, Moscow's, the other way! 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1920 I hope you're trying to stop Donald Trump from running for POTUS again? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1921 I know you're concerned about rampant inflation, but I promise it will remain at 50 cents for the remainder of the third quarter. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1922 .........and he didn't say "Hiooh Silver"....... 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1923 Stop! That will stunt your growth. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1924 I'm glad you're having fun. You can stop calling me Josephine!" 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1925 Stop it! You're making me misérables! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1926 If you're invading Russia, you should have worn pants. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1927 Yes, my name is Elba. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1928 The Alps will have wait…So get off your high horse Marengo and get into my Mustang. Now. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1929 Put your hand in your shirt you look ridiculous 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1930 It’s a complex, not a victory. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1931 Alps,schmalps. The parking lot is this way. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1932 No, we're not going West. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1933 Emperor Kid in training, I presume 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1934 What do you mean, “et tu, brute?” It’s the ides of March, silly. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1935 Waterloo is this way.... 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1936 Third grade is not Waterloo! 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
1937 It's one dollar now, you know. The new label fell off the box. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1938 Quit it, or I'll exile you to your room 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1939 No, you'll never be too tall to ride that horse 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1940 You'll be bringing french fries for dinner, right? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1941 I can't wait for you to grow out of this phase, which should be in about three weeks. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1942 Change your attitude, young man, or it's straight to Elba for you! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1943 No! You've already crossed the Alps twice, now help me carry these groceries to the car 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1944 No, the British are not coming. They're out shopping for air conditioners. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1945 Come on, you can finish your triumphant conquest at home. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1946 I’ll get you some Swiss chocolate while you cross the Alps 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1947 Come on, time to go to Elba. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1948 Get it out of your system. Life is already too complex. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1949 If you don’t behave, it will be Waterloo for you! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1950 At least he’s reading 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1951 Nice try, but I'm not buying you chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1952 You’ll outgrow this complex. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1953 This time, no invasions! 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1954 That way is Waterloo. Get in the car. 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
1955 Come carry the water Lou. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1956 You can take over the world from your car seat. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1957 No cape. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1958 Okay, time to have a talk with that new history teacher. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1959 The Alps are this way, sweetheart. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1960 The world would have been free from your tyranny, if they had just kept Roe v. Wade. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1961 Keep that up and you'll develop a Napoleon complex. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1962 Let’s go. We don’t want to keep Josephine waiting. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1963 Don't be tricorne-y." 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
1964 Okay, we might consider vacation in Quebec. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1965 WALTER!" That's not the Loo I meant 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1966 Napoleon was also a little s#!t . 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1967 Your next charge, little Emperor, is to the Water-loo. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1968 How many times do I have to tell you that Italy is this way? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1969 Your father was right— We should have just gone with Tyler or Aaron. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1970 Hey Napoleon, you can't get to the Alps on 50 cents. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
1971 Who's Josephine? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1972 Hey, kid! You really put the "nap" in Napoleon. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1973 Sweetie, when you're done conquering the mall, we need to buy you a new pair of feet pajamas. 1.2101 0.04755 119 100 13 6
1974 When we get home, you’re going straight to your room. Or should I say Elba? 1.2101 0.04902 119 101 11 7
1975 Get in the car, the parking meter costs more. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1976 Keep up. Putin is the 21st century little man Emperor. 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
1977 Unless you have fifty cents, I'm afraid this is your Waterloo moment. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1978 Refighting Waterloo has to wait for my next shopping trip. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1979 Napoleon’s horse wasn’t called Silver! 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1980 You're just like your father. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1981 Congratulations on your victory Napoleon. Time to go home for your nap. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1982 Stay out of Russia. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1983 It's not going to end well, you know. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1984 Why play outside? You begged me for those virtual reality goggles. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1985 In retrospect having only one may have been shortsighted 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1986 Napoleon didn’t have a blankie ha had a complex. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1987 Fifty cents! For that price, maybe I'll trade in my Prius. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
1988 - Honey, wouldn't a good match of Fortnite be better? 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1989 Ok, ok, I'll race you home. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
1990 Could you point me at Russia and give me two quarters please? 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
1991 Why yes, I did buy cake. Why do you ask? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1992 You’re right, Johnny, we should invade Russia now, but… 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1993 I told you, I'm not making escargot and frog legs for dinner. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1994 Now don't be dramatic, there's still time for a growth spurt 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1995 No time for war now. We have to go home. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1996 You’d better beat a hasty retreat back to the car, because I’m not waiting, “Your Highness”. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1997 When I said we are going to Europe this summer, I meant in an airplane, and as tourists. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1998 Forget it, kid; Josephine works at Kroger. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1999 Stay on the ground sweetie or you "ll be grounded. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2000 True courage is having enough quarters. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2001 First clean your room, THEN you can invade Luxembourg. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2002 When your time is up, I'll be on the aisle of Volvo. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2003 You know, Napoleon met his fate at Waterloo on a horse much like that. 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
2004 Young man, you are about to have your Waterloo if you don't get in the car NOW. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2005 Able were u ere u saw Elba. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2006 Stop that or I’ll send you into exile. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2007 Please put a quarter in the slot I need to get going 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2008 Oh dear- third generation Napoleon Complex! 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
2009 Beef Wellington is not a dinner option, I assume. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
2010 Ok - we'll have chicken Marengo tonight. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2011 Be careful what you wish for 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2012 No, we have war with Russia at home. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2013 "No more. You're going to end up with a complex. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2014 Yes you are just like Napoleon. Short and with a one inch penis. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2015 Get down from there or I'll take your bones apart. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2016 You got your horse and I, your kingdom. Come now and I’ll let you eat cake. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2017 You have to go the other way; if you want to go to your car in the parking lot!! 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2018 Come on Leon, time for a Napo 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2019 Even Napoleon had to clean his room, buster.... 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
2020 For the last time, I already checked my purse for loose Francs. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
2021 Time for your nap,Napoleon. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2022 You're a little Napoleon. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2023 You can conquer Russia after we have packed the car! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2024 It's Waterloo for you, Buster 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2025 Trump hasn't conceded yet. Forget about it! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2026 Come on Vladimir, it's time to get off your high horse! 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2027 I didn't name myself Napoleon, ma mere! 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2028 This isn't going to end well for you. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2029 Do you need 50 cents more corporal? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2030 This is why you need therapy, Billy 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2031 How'd you like to be exiled? 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2032 Eighteenth percentile in height!? I'll show them... 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2033 Get down from there! You are too tall for a Napoleon Complex. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2034 Get in the car or Elba! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2035 OK! You win the game of Statues again! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2036 Honey, I know you've been socially stunted by the pandemic, but that horse isn't real. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2037 The tokens are coming! The tokens are coming! Are the tokens coming, please, Mom? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2038 C‘mon, I got your favorite: shortcake. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2039 Napoleon, Russia is this way. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2040 You’re earning time-out minutes in the Elba room. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2041 Napoleon the Twelfth, what did we talk about? Dinner before conquering. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2042 Why don’t we try Conquering the potty first. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2043 To the food court! 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
2044 Time to go. You’ll never grow up to be big and tall like that. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2045 I don't know what you mean by palindrome, but "Able was I ere I saw Elba" is sound like bad grammar. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2046 What, is there a sale or something? 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2047 What did I tell you about imperialism before dinner? 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2048 We will invade McDonald's when I finish my shopping Bobby. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
2049 Wasn't that one of the computer games I blocked?? 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2050 Why don't you ever bring your change? 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
2051 Come along, Napoleon, conquerer of spirits. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2052 So you only have a quarter Napoleon? It appears you’re a bit short. 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
2053 Get off that horse or you’re going back to Elba. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2054 Times up Napolean and put your zipper up. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2055 We don’t have time for your Napoleon Complex today, Jimmy. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2056 Does Nepoleon want Jersey Mike's or pizza for lunch? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2057 Two quarters asked; no quarters given. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2058 Hey Napoleon, this is Josephine, get off the horse we are going home. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2059 Honey, when I said you could conquer something, I meant that giant pile of dirty laundry in your room 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2060 You can't lead a battle if you look silly on a horse 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2061 I should've never let your father name you Napoleon. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2062 Et tu, mademoiselle? 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
2063 We need to have a talk about suitable role models. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2064 No, I will not give you fifty cents to put down the French revolution. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2065 Did you have another Wateroops again? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2066 Oh, stiffle your Napoleonic complex. Got enough with SCOTUS. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2067 Onward to the Lego Store! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2068 Get the Elba offa that horse! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2069 Excuse me, is Elba this way? 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2070 Heels down! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2071 Come on Don, You're bigger than him 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2072 Electric vehicles are all the rage mom. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2073 O, sweetie, give it up. You conquered Italy LAST week. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2074 I'm sorry, but sons do not send their mothers into battle." 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2075 Just because I bought a baguette is no reason to go all Francophile. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2076 Napoleon Dynamite prequel 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2077 Been there, done that. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2078 Come along, emperor. I got your french fries. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2079 I can't...the ice cream will melt! 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2080 I'll give you France and most of Europe, but no more quarters! 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2081 I'm out of quarters so it's Waterloo time. 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
2082 You’ll have to talk to your father as to who the real emperor is! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2083 Stop your charge little man. Or else we'll be having our own little Waterloo. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2084 Enjoy it while you can, moi petit. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2085 50 cents for a thrill? Expect that price to go up as you age. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2086 Don’t blame me! I don’t draw the cartoons I just come up with captions. 1.2054 0.05095 112 96 9 7
2087 No, we’re not going to Moscow. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2088 Get off your high horse before I feed this baguette to the birds. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2089 No time for a crossing of the Alps today, honey. Now let's get moving or I'm afraid I'll have to put you into Time-Elba. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2090 Right now or you’re exiled to your room. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2091 It's good to dream big, but the role of European tyrant is filled right now. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2092 For my fifty cents, you could at least point me in the right direction. 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2093 C’mon, Napoleon, I’m out of quarters. You’ll have to conquer Europe next week. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2094 It's time to depart Napoleon. 1.2051 0.03749 117 93 24 0
2095 Women are nothing but machines for producing children. Insert 50 cents and I might change my mind. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2096 Me, you, unlimited quarters, and my mom's permission. Let's ride! 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
2097 I'm all out of quarters, so get off of that or I'll go 'Duke of Wellington' on you! 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2098 I got you the baguette you begged for, now let's go. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2099 I said get in the Bronco, not on it! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2100 That’s it. I’m taking away your ABBA records. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2101 Napoleon,you do realize your dad named you after Dynamite not Bonaparte don’t you? 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
2102 The man in the red coats is coming for you. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2103 Where do you think you are Boneparte? Waterloo? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2104 No, I really don't think that'll fly as your French class project. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2105 The Kiddish are Coming! The Kiddish are Coming!" - Paul Revere VII (2022 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2106 Now what? 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2107 Jump on. The ice cream truck went that way! 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
2108 Let's go. You have French lessons." 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2109 That's the last time I starch your cape. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2110 Elba. Not elbow. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2111 Onward and upward to the car buddy. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2112 : Time to go. We still have to pick up the cats and go see the Monarch butterflies in the park. 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
2113 Okay fine, you can have all the French fries you want." 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2114 Except this time we return the land 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2115 No, you can't keep it until Halloween. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2116 Able was I ere I bought you a bicorne. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2117 You say CHARGE, I say cash. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2118 Suit yourself,but water and the loo are that way. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2119 Napoleon Complex for 50 cents! It should be more! 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2120 No. I won't record you for Tik Tok. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2121 You can't be Napoleon and Tattoo at the same time 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2122 No more ice cream for you! 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2123 Your father gave you quite a Napoleon complex 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2124 Let's hurry or we're going to be late for your psychologist appointment Neapolitan. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2125 Sorry, Waterloo isn’t on the way to the Orthodontist’s. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2126 How many times do I need to tell you, your name is Leon, not Napoleon! 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2127 OK, Todd, the British will have to come another day. We're leaving! 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2128 The car is to your left. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2129 Ill give you five dollars if you just get off that thing 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2130 You can ride the exact same fake horse in the meta verse at home. Let’s go. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2131 No, we are not going to New Jersey.” 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
2132 I'm fresh out of francs. 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2133 I said the Appalachians, honey. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2134 I sure hope that you grow out of this. 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
2135 Ne te laves pas! 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
2136 Okay Napoleon, Waterloo is this direction. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2137 Where is Elba? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2138 What if you were dressed as Hitler? Not so funny now, is it? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2139 You'll get 50 cents to conquer the world after you take the trash out. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2140 You're not him. But your hands are tiny. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2141 Be careful on that thing! If you get electrocuted it will stunt your growth! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2142 Maybe horsey doesn't want to engage any royalist insurgents today. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2143 Even Napolean had to clean his room. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2144 Excusez-moi monsieur, ou-est let metro? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2145 Buckle Up, Buttercup! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2146 That way is Waterloo. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2147 Egypt? We'll need more quarters for that. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2148 Your choice. Battle of Waterloo or an ice cream cone. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2149 Okay, you're short. Don't get a complex. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2150 To the barricades! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2151 A horse statue with both its front legs up in the air means the person on it died during a battle. Is this your way of saying goodbye Harold? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2152 Hint all you want, no brandy until you're 21. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2153 May I borrow a quarter? I need to get to Waterloo 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2154 C’mon, there’s nothing left worth conquering. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2155 You're behaving like your father. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2156 I'm glad you're taking our homeschooled history lessons to heart, but I have to get these melting groceries home now! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2157 Forget it. Your college fund is off-limits! 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2158 This is EXACTLY what the marriage counselor was talking about. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2159 You’re exiled to your room when we get home 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2160 I’d forget about crossing the alps and worry about crossing mother’s nature. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2161 You get in the car right this minute young man or you're going to find out that Waterloo isn't just a song by ABBA. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2162 If you dont get of that horse and get in the car you will experience your own personal Waterloo! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2163 No, this way! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2164 First, you pick up your toys and make your bed. Then you can invade Russia. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2165 I’ll Waterloo your ass if you don’t get off that horse right now. 1.2018 0.05178 109 94 8 7
2166 Somebody needs a NAP. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2167 The car's this way. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2168 Another 50 cents and you could conquer the world! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2169 I'm starting to regret that we told you about Airmiles. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2170 No crossing the Alps until you finish your homework! 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2171 Not another Waterloo moment... that's five today already." 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2172 Just cause you imitate art, that's not your life. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2173 Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2174 Ready for your water, Lou? 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
2175 Come on hun, you can get exiled tomorrow 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2176 Stop playing losers. Your father has that covered. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2177 Quarter the horse, m’lady! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2178 For a man with a complex, you enjoy remarkably simple pleasures. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
2179 With all the plundering and pillaging, you must be able to finance your own rocking motion! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2180 You're getting too tall for that. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2181 Sorry honey, there’s no time machine at the grocery store. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2182 No one uses cash anymore. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2183 Your attitude gives me the crepes. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2184 How many times have I told you to put that 50 cents into your Roth IRA? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2185 Yes, I got the Courvoisier. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2186 Com'on Bonapart! Mommy's gotta make supper. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2187 A mixed metaphor, if I ever saw one/ 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2188 No, Elba is that way. Your actual ride is over here. 1.2000 0.04815 115 98 11 6
2189 The macarons are only for *good* little Napoleons.” (Please italicize the word “good” 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2190 Let's go your highness. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2191 Because we have company. It’s Beef Wellington for dinner. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2192 You have 10 minutes to finish the Revolution" 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2193 Conquer the Ukraine! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2194 Sorry, this is Waterloo, Iowa. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2195 I promise I'll do my chores right after my next conquest. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2196 Time to get off your high horse Napoleon. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2197 Enjoy Europe and then look for me in the parking lot. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2198 Moscow or bust! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2199 No, we're not going to conquer Chuck E. Cheese. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2200 Eating all your vegetables at dinner is NOT your Waterloo. . . 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2201 Sweetie, Mommy has four more errands before we can even think about crossing the Alps! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2202 You're pointing to the deli. Moscow is in the other direction. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2203 At least the price of the ride isn’t as inflated as your ego. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2204 Stop imitating Napoleon. It's gonna stunt your growth. 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2205 Un croquis vaut mieux qu 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2206 Perhaps at the first place you plunder, you should ask if they have any quarters... 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2207 Yes dear, but be sure you're back from Moscow before I've finished the shopping. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2208 To infinity and beyond! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2209 Just steer clear of Waterloo. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2210 Napoleon, I know you’re about to invade Russia but we have to go home now and cook dinner. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2211 No Conner, we are not invading Russia during the Winter. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2212 To or from Moscow? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2213 Honey, you do not want little man syndrome. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2214 Mike Flynn, you get down from that horse right now! For the thousandth time, you just aren’t big enough! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2215 I know I shouldn't interrupt the charge of a great leader but I am out of quarters. 1.2000 0.03922 105 84 21 0
2216 No, you can’t have any cake. And please stop calling me “Marie Antoinette.” 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2217 To the candy aisle woman--make haste! 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2218 Okay, little man - time for your exile. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2219 You’ll have to conquer the world after your nap. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2220 Every little man has his own Waterloo. So just help with the groceries. 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2221 Give it a rest, Billy; you're not even that short. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2222 Last week it was only 40c. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2223 The British aren’t coming kiddo… a recession is. Now get off and let’s go get gas while it’s cheap. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
2224 Boys will be men. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2225 if you don’t get down from there this instant I’m sending you to live with your aunt in Elba! 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2226 Too bad there’s a change shortage 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2227 I prefer the lesser known version by Paul Delaroche. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2228 Hi Ho Silver! 1.1983 0.04785 121 104 10 7
2229 First an ice cream cone, then Russia. 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2230 I'm not giving you another 50 cents because you want to invade Russia. 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
2231 No, you have to be much taller to ride that one.” 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2232 To Waterloo and beyond! 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
2233 On the count of three, your revolution is over, mister. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2234 Unlike you, I actually pay my taxes. 1.1983 0.03718 116 93 23 0
2235 Russian winter is coming. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2236 Napoleon never ran out of quarters. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
2237 Leon! We will be late for our train at Waterloo. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2238 How about you help me conquer the dollar store next, Napoleon? 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2239 I know they said you were a little short for a stormtrooper, but this is just weird... 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2240 Why don't you grow up? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2241 The pastries are that way. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2242 No Johnny, that's not where "May The Force Be With You," came from. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2243 I keep hoping you'll grow out of this". 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2244 We only need one Napoleon complex in this family. Now let’s go meet Dad and get his new truck. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2245 Don’t get greedy Napoleon 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2246 Not today honey, you can conquer Europe tomorrow” 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2247 Versailles, KY 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2248 You haven't even hit your growth spurt yet. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2249 If you keep asking for quarters, you are going to meet your Waterloo. 1.1981 0.03890 106 85 21 0
2250 It will take more than 50 cents to get to Waterloo 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2251 No more podcasts.” 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2252 That Napoleon kid seems like he might be a problematic adult." 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2253 You’ll be marching home on your stomach if you don’t help me unload the groceries. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2254 Let's giddy on up home. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2255 The hand goes in the pocket. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2256 Don't make me exile you to your room 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2257 Get off now or its back to Elba Island Camp for Incorrigible Boys for you. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2258 I consider myself a modern parent, but thankful you’re not being Lady Godiva. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2259 Billy, when a horse has two hooves raised it means you died in battle. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2260 The Habsburgs aren’t the only ones who are going to be in trouble soon. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2261 No, that's not how Fiddy Cents got started." 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2262 Going to New Jersey? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2263 If you want to debouch into Italy, Im afraid it's not uptown. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2264 Follow me to the van this instant or you'll have a real battle on your hands. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2265 Alright “Dollar General” let’s get home before these popsicles melt! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2266 No. Your hands are way bigger. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2267 How appropriate that this is outside a complex 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2268 You come right this minute or no more History Channel for you! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2269 You'll make better time if you take La Cienega and avoid the 10 and 405 entirely. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2270 Don’t listen to them! You are handsome and you will be our next President 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2271 Mom, I need 6 more quarters to get to Valley Forge 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2272 Will you please finish crossing the Alps, the ice cream is melting. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
2273 You're getting a complex. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
2274 No,I got chocolate ice cream. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2275 Last ride or it'll be Waterloo for you tonight. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2276 Come along, Your Imperial Majesty! Time to go home for your cabinet meeting." 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
2277 All right, general. It's time to meet your Waterloo in the tub. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2278 c'mon Hugo. I told you I didn't have any coins. 1.1969 0.03542 127 102 25 0
2279 Going to the capitol! The election was rigged!! Ok honey, but don’t be late for supper!! Ok? 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2280 Like I said,Pal. After ten rides you Water your own Loo. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2281 See you in 2 weeks. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2282 Let’s go home, little man! You can come back to fight anther day! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2283 That’s cute — just don’t invade Russia. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2284 No, sweetie, we're not going to invade Russia today. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2285 I'll let you have another 50 cents, but then you get off at Waterloo. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2286 Just what we need nowadays. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2287 Let's go or you'll be facing your personal 'Waterloo' when we get home! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2288 Come home, Billy. The British aren’t coming. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2289 The Girl Scouts are coming! The Girl Scouts are coming! 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2290 Christopher, I think you're taking this "little emperor" thing a little too seriously. 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
2291 Well at least you've got the short stature right. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2292 O.K., times up to divide and conquer.” 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2293 It's a complex situation 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2294 for once i just wish he would stay inside and play call of duty 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2295 Before you meet Wellington, you need to do your homework! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2296 No, no! Moscow is the other way. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2297 You have to clean your room before you can cross the Alps. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2298 I don’t care if you need it to advance on Moscow. I’m not giving you fifty cents. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2299 OK Paul Revere time to head home for dinner and homework 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2300 Paul Revere rides again when Paul Revere gets a job. Now let’s go. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2301 You will still hold my hand when you cross the street. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2302 I'll be back in 15 minutes to feed Marengo another 50 cents! 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2303 Turn left before Russia 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2304 Forget about the Akps. It's time to cross the parking lot. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2305 This is not what your teacher had in mind for your class photo. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2306 I'm counting, mister. Elba or St. Helena? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2307 Time to go home shorty 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2308 Come on, you’ll finish crossing the Alps another day 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2309 I meant it when I said that this is your last ride…I must get home to make the Beef Wellington!” 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2310 Stop playing Lord of The Flies, otherwise you’ll get it banned. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2311 Josephine regretted naming her son Bonaparte. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2312 Come on, let’s go. You can invade Russia after nap time. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2313 The restroom is up there! Damn! Always the same question! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2314 It’s a complex, honey. You’ll grow out of it. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2315 Well, at least you’ve got the height right. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2316 Carry out any campaign you want, just be home by 8pm bedtime. And don't forget that blankie. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2317 I somehow doubt that Napoleon named his trusty steed "Silver." 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2318 Get down, Elon! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2319 And they say there’s no imperialism in America… 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2320 This will be your Waterloo, if you don’t get over hear right now! 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2321 Napoleon crossing the sidewalk outside Trader Joe's. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2322 Be careful, winter approaches in Russia. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2323 I just paid $7 for eggs, but the Revolutionary Ride is only 50 cents? 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2324 You can go one day without french fries. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2325 Come on Little Coronel, nobody would ever follow you in that ridiculous outfit! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2326 Your father is not coming. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2327 Did you get short-changed again? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2328 So, do you want to be the President when you grow up? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2329 Meet me in aisle 7 after the battle, general. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2330 You’re so complex. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2331 I don’t have any cash with me so you’ll just have to charge it. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2332 Yes, he was short and I'm short on quarters, so let's go. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
2333 You're too young to have a Napoleon Complex! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2334 Let’s go home, you’re almost too tall for this anyway. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2335 Let’s go home my little four-bit Napoleon 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
2336 Three more minutes, and it’s time for exile. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2337 It’s time for your haircut Little Colonel. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2338 It’s too hot for Napoleon to be wearing his ‘blankie’… 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2339 Horse can't fly now, Emperor 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2340 Meet you back at the car, Bonaparte. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2341 Boris Johnson? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2342 How many coins will you need before you win the war? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2343 50 cents? Get off! 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
2344 Prussia, Prussia, Prussia - that's all we hear from you. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2345 Let's go. 'Waterloo' needs to be walked and fed. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2346 That is not Marengo and you won’t be exiled. Get in the car. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2347 Glory is fleeting, Nappy. Now, march your stomach home. 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
2348 Your kingdom can wait, but your dinner cannot. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2349 We have to go - the Von Bluchers are arriving soon. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2350 So you want to be president? 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2351 Lunch is in 15 minutes Napoleon no matter who wins the bsttle. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2352 I know you stole that 50 cents out of my purse, Little Prince! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2353 Really? 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2354 I can deliver your groceries for $.50. No gas or ev. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2355 They told me I’d be on Pegasus 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2356 Settle down, Boris. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2357 Of course the " British are coming" did you see the mess the Country is in? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2358 From what I read, you’re the right size. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2359 I think you’re taking this complex too literally. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2360 Oh no not another one! Are we that close to elections? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2361 You can take over Walmart tomorrow; it's time for din-din. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2362 "Waterloo or bust!" 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2363 I prayed for a knight on horseback to rescue me, but I don't think you'll qualify. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
2364 If this is the price, that I have to pay for the glory & leadership of the Republic & our nation then, "Mom can you lend me fifty cents"? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2365 Napoleon, the battle is in the other direction 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2366 Onward to Russia! who cares about milk 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2367 I believe Napoleon started that way! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2368 You will be home today, and we will all continue washing. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2369 You’re headed in the wrong direction. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2370 No,I don’t have $27.50 in quarters so you can get to Waterloo. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2371 Napoleone D Buonaparte, if you do not get off your high horse this minute there will be no water and no loo for you today 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2372 Yo Boney. History is written by the moms. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2373 Technically, the sign says, "Must be shorter than Napoleon to ride". 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2374 Forget it. I'm sick of my tax dollars going to the military. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2375 I told you to hold your horses! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2376 Everything else is now $1.25. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2377 Tell Marengo that it’s time for your nappy! 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2378 50 cents is missing from my purse. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2379 Okay Bonaparte,time for dinner. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2380 Yes mommy remembered your brie and camembert, now time to go home." 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2381 On to Waterloo! 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2382 Don't go to Russia in the winter. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2383 You are deeply unloved, Dylan. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2384 If you knew about Napoleon's inferiority complexes, you would not pretend to be him. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
2385 Grow up! And stop acting like your father! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2386 The insurrection is over…you missed the whole thing & it’s your horse’s fault 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2387 Liberte, Bibliothèque public 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2388 Yes, yes, I bought a French baguette! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2389 I should never have let you win that snowball fight. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2390 You don't want to know how this ends. I'll show you Waterloo; get in the car! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2391 We're going the other way, Johnny. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2392 Don’t you go developing a complex from this 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2393 At least this one will grow out of it. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2394 My arms are full sweetie, maybe David can take the picture. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2395 Give me liberty or give me another ride on this thing! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2396 I’ll be home when Wellington’s army surrenders and not a moment before! 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2397 No need for that honey, the Dr. says you will be tall like Dad. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2398 50¢? Pretty steep price Napoleon, after all Waterloo is just ahead! 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2399 Atta boy! But wait till tomorrow to attack Russia. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2400 Enough horsing around, Leon. Time to go home for your nap-o. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2401 If you don’t get down from there I’ll banish you to your room. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2402 I've already been to Moscow. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2403 Forget it, Nappy. It’s time for your nappy. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2404 Parles-tu anglais? 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2405 Golden arc burger now! 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2406 The grocery store has enough of my money. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2407 5 more minutes, and then it’s back to Elba with you 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2408 I can't tell which was worse, this Napoleon phase or the Oedipal phase 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2409 Get in the car, or I will send you right back to Elba. 1.1920 0.03715 125 102 22 1
2410 That's enough, David. 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2411 No, we’re not vacationing in Elba. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
2412 Actually, they went the other way. 1.1920 0.03537 125 101 24 0
2413 I said read about history, don't reenact it! 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2414 Aren't you a bit short for that ride? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2415 Time to come back to St. Helena. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2416 Get off your high horse, Napoleon! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2417 You can conquer Russia tomorrow, but now it's time for dinner. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2418 Sorry , I haven’t used change since we got a washer-dryer . 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2419 Napoleon's mother is out of fifty-cent pieces. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2420 That is not the way back to Paris. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2421 I command you to retreat and not to return without french fries! 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2422 Don't get your blankie dirty, General. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2423 I should have left you at aunt Elba's. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2424 Let's just hope he grows up to be tall. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2425 I said you can conquer the Austrians after you clean your room. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2426 This way to moral superiority! 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
2427 Rein of Terror: 50c 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2428 Come on Emperor, that kid dressed as Louis xviii was next. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2429 Hurry up, dear, the kids are waiting in the car. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2430 Sorry Honey, Napoleon lost the war! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2431 Enough horsing around, time to conquer homework! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2432 Becasue I'm out of centimes, that's why. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2433 Napoleon right before losing the argument at wal-martloo 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2434 If you don’t help me with these groceries, I’ll give you a new complex to worry about! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2435 Let’s go ! You already dictate my home, marriage and when I can go to the bathroom. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2436 I said you’re too young to operate complex machinery. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2437 You can ride at home, but I’m taking the car 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2438 I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up.” “Don’t quote Napoleon to me young man. We are leaving now. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2439 He does this every time we come 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2440 You’re too short!! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2441 Able was I, err I saw Aldi. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2442 Nice Try. I said “Nap time” 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2443 I'll be on the 'mommy wine bench.' 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2444 You don't have a complex and you're not getting Cognac. 1.1909 0.04917 110 95 9 6
2445 You're too big for that! 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2446 What do you mean, "I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up"? One more time: Get. In. The. Car. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2447 I have your Waterloo 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2448 Au contrair, mon petit ami - This does NOT mean I must let you eat cake!! 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2449 Cut it out you’re in the 75 percentile in height for your age. 1.1909 0.03764 110 89 21 0
2450 Sorry, if you’re being him you took no quarter took no quarter. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2451 Okay Napoleon, time to go. I know you don't want to be banished to your room again. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2452 No! Haven't you learned anything from your little Russian adventure? 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2453 Yes, you do have the right attitude to be president 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2454 Get a move on or I'll exile you to Elba for the rest of your life. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2455 My Dear Bonaparte, I’ve run the economics and your chances of victory aren’t worth two bits. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2456 Mommy’s very busy today , sweetie. Maybe tomorrow we can invade Russia. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2457 You'll still grow a bit I promise, no need to choose bad role models. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2458 It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr! 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2459 Let’s go, David! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2460 I mus' go to Mosgow! 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2461 Samantha just remembered to go home and play with her toys. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2462 Cheapest war I ever paid for. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2463 You'll need permission to cross the street. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2464 I don't care who you think you are. Wal Mart does not need to be conquered. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2465 Roe Wade, I told you for the last time, get off that damn pony. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2466 Not what I meant when I said it's "Nap time" 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2467 You have about $40 in quarters, I’m headed to the Legion, meet you here in about an hour 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2468 I also preferred the Trojan horse, kid. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2469 Would you like a juice box little Napoleon? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2470 That only costs 50 cents – you’re not a Dollar General. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2471 I think Russia is the other direction. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2472 Try your Willy Wonka coin. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2473 I was referring to the complex…not Dynamite 1.1900 0.03943 100 81 19 0
2474 Men with big egos are cheap rides. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2475 It's Waterloo or dinner, Richie. Your choice. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2476 The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2477 That's not the "nap" I meant. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2478 That's enough countries, no more quarters! 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
2479 C'mon, little man. Get off your high horse and I'll let you eat cake. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2480 Okay, you win. Never again will I take you down the eggs aisle. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2481 Delusions of grandeur aside, you still need school supplies. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2482 I swear, I give you an inch and you take a country. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2483 To the candy store, and beyond. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2484 Donald, stop acting like a malignantly narcissistic brat. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2485 So are we Kehinde Wiley or Napoleon today? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2486 Yes, I know, «L’avenir appartient à celui qui contrôle la jeunesse.», but as long as you’re not eating your vegetables, we’re not conquering anything! 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
2487 That's not Teddy Roosevelt. Different metaphor. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2488 I'm out of change, Napolean. Come on home and conquer your chores. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2489 Time’s up, Napoleon Dynamite. Onto Waterloo Pool. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2490 Don't ask. It's complex. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2491 Your father just had to name you Napoleon" 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2492 When you're done Nap, lets look for some underwear. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2493 Josephine wants you to go home for dinner now! 1.1892 0.04876 111 96 9 6
2494 You're just like you father with his Napoleon complex. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2495 Aren't you a little old for rides Napolean? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2496 *Right next to the little men's room." 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2497 You're supposed to tuck that hand under your armpit. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2498 Pay up. Yonder lies the castle of my father. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2499 Dismount, Napoleon. My code says it's time to return home. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2500 With inflation, you don’t get a full minute. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2501 Okay, Waterloo is that way, but the car is this way. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2502 Honey come on, I'll let you eat cake. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2503 That blankie of yours needs washing. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2504 The Battle of the Homework is yet to be won. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2505 Able was I ere I saw Mama 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
2506 I'll start looking for a nice Airbnb in Saint Helena. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
2507 Wait until you’re out of nappies, Napoleon. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2508 You’re going the wrong way! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2509 Your father is over six feet tall. Trust me, you’ll grow out of this. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2510 Stop it. That's only for the small people. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2511 Are you sure that's where we parked? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2512 You found Dad's brandy bottle? Where is it? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2513 Sorry. You'll have to conquer the world on your own quarters. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2514 See you on the other side. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2515 The same to you...! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2516 We’re not heading to Le Creperie. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2517 The alps are the least of your problems 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2518 Your dad also had his Waterloo moment. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2519 Trust me it’s the cheapest dream of your life. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2520 A little emperor you are not 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2521 Do you need another exile?” 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2522 ‘And by the way, Josephine says homework is EVERY night…’ 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2523 ‘ Able was I ere I saw Elba’, my foot. Move it now young man. 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
2524 Your exile is over. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
2525 I command you to get icecream 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2526 Your Napolean complex is beginning to annoy me. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2527 I’m praying for a growth spurt 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2528 I’ll put in two quarters if you go into battle against inflation. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2529 No! We're not invading Russia. Now get in the car! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2530 If you don't get off that thing in three seconds you'll be meeting your Waterloo. One...two... 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2531 Keep in mind that Waterloo Station is right around the corner.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2532 Listen, little man, even Napoleon had to eat dinner! Dismount! And that’s an order 1.1875 0.04835 112 97 9 6
2533 Nathan, if you really are Napolean, you should have the money to pay for another ride.... 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2534 You're getting a little too big for your britches. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2535 I know the Marseillaise sings- "Allons Enfants de la Patria ", But I think you're going in the wrong direction! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2536 That display of ego will take you nowhere 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2537 See? We got everything we needed without invading the breadbasket of Europe. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2538 Whoa... 50 cents for a horsey ride!? Why, when I was a kid... 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2539 If you get in the car, I’ll get you those silver candlesticks you wanted. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2540 Yes, I know he was short too, but you are still going to eat your broccoli at dinner. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2541 How can you waste your time shopping when they’re empire’s to conquer? 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2542 It's time to manifest destiny the produce aisle 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2543 Have you been in mommy's La Croix again? 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2544 Just pretend it's a cape. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2545 I guess the era of two-bit dictators is over. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2546 No, I am your mother, not your Da-veed! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2547 If you don’t get in the car right now, this is going to be your Waterloo. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2548 This is what they are teaching you in French class now? 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2549 That reminds me. I need to pick up some Elba macaroni. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2550 I thought you said “I want a loo” 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2551 Fine, we'll listen to some ABBA on the way home. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2552 At least you haven't dyed your hair orange. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2553 You can stop posing now. You’re not Napoleon and I’m not Jacques- Louis David. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2554 To Moscow! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2555 No, I do not have another 50 cents so you can “start a land war in Asia”. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2556 Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. Now can I have 50 cents, mama? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2557 That way's Waterloo. The car's this way. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2558 I thought your father was spending too much time with you… 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2559 This is as close as your getting to a pomy for your birthday. 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2560 You're getting exiled to the shower, Monsieur Emperor. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2561 Hey kid, take my advice: Don't invade Russia and get off your high horse. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2562 No more conquering sweetie, mommy needs to get this Brie home in the fridge. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2563 Relax! You’ll get taller! 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2564 No, Russia’s this way… and a few cents won’t do it! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2565 After you get to Waterloo find the car--we parked in B2. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2566 This is a dumb cartoon 1.1863 0.05163 102 89 7 6
2567 I’ll stop calling you Captain Jack when you stop calling me Josephine! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2568 Vive helping me with the groceries. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2569 Of course you can become an emperor one day, you just need a seven-part plan and a few friends to play along. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2570 No I don’t have fifty cents to insure your immortality. 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2571 One Napoleon Complex in the family is enough. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2572 I've got your water, Lou. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2573 C'mon shortstuff, Waterloo is this way. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2574 God help me when he grows to 5’10” and thinks he’s Hitler. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2575 We have time for you to cross the Delaware OR buy new underwear, make up your mind! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2576 Yes, it is cheaper than gas, but you're still not going anywhere. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2577 Moscow's in Russia Sweetie. It's a long way away and no one wants to conquer it anymore. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2578 Let me get my camera. You're exhibiting great leadership skills. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2579 One coin is worth a thousand tantrums. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2580 Let's go, Napoleon. You're not the one who went to town riding on a pony. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2581 This is what I get for shopping at the Napoleon Complex. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2582 The red beets are coming! The red beets are coming! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2583 Nap first. THEN invade kindergarten. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2584 For two more quarters you can go from here to Hoboken. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2585 No, this way! It's time to go. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2586 Inflation. When I was a kid it was only a penny! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2587 Well, son, I guess not having a quarter is your own personal Waterloo. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2588 Your French teacher is disillusioned. 1.1856 0.05351 97 85 6 6
2589 Sorry, No Change... 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2590 Time to go. You'll have to save the dying mall another day. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2591 Let's go. Maybe you can conquer your messy room next. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2592 Maybe we didn’t need to adjust his allowance for inflation?? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2593 Sorry, Napoleon,there’s no recount. Try again in 4 years. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2594 You forgot the Elba Macaroni 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2595 Look, honey, I’ve been to that kingdom and I promise it’s not as fun as New Jersey, ok? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2596 You're actually normal height for your age. 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
2597 ‘Seems a bit complex.’ 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2598 Let me know it you find any baby formula. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2599 Boys are more easily governed through candy than vegetables. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2600 You are NOT 'going off to Waterloo', now get in the damn car. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2601 And after you conquer Russia, I'll drop you off at school. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2602 Get off that thing before you develop a complex! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2603 She looked at the child and considered what her son would have been like had she chosen to be a mother. Would they have dark hair like her? Would they eat French bread? Would they harvest the organs of strangers in motel bathrooms for fun? Questions. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2604 History is written by the winners. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2605 I don’t care how able you were ere you saw Elba, let’s go.” 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2606 Hey Buddy, I think Russia is in the other direction. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2607 Get off your ass and help me carry these bags. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2608 If you don't get off your high horse, your next stop is Waterloo. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2609 I love your theatrics and imagination, on the other hand get off NOW or Waterloo will seem like a picnic! 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
2610 You know, it's winter in Moscow presently. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2611 I won’t fund a delusion that precludes the carrying of groceries. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2612 You still have to eat your broccoli.” 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2613 Onward to the candy isle—the piéce de résistance! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2614 You have a complex. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2615 I don't think I'll be back for dinner. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
2616 Listen to me or it's off to Elba with you 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2617 You just need to forget about missing January 6th, Kyle. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2618 Let's go. You can't cross the Alps on an empty stomach. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2619 Enough, already. You made your point. We'll stop by the bakery. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2620 Yes, the ride is short. What did you expect? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2621 Let's go. Josephine called. She's got Bonbons at nursery school. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2622 Where did you get that 50 cents? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2623 If you don't stop now, you'll be sent to Elba 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2624 Two quarters for my empire. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2625 OK,Napoleon.Remember to get home before winter. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2626 Let’s go before you break a bone apart! 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2627 We're having Beef Wellington and that's the last I want to hear from you! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2628 i don't have change for francs. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2629 Ha, I didn't know empowerment cost 50 cents... 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2630 I don't care what you need to conquer, you have scouts in 45 minutes. 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
2631 Let's go Boney....or we'll be late for therapy. 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
2632 Is this what you meant by ‘Napoleon Complex’ Mom? 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2633 Forget about it! 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2634 Come on! Napoleon would never have been anything if it hadn't been for his mother. There wouldn't even have been a Napoleon! 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2635 Don't wear those short pants to Russia. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2636 " This direction Napoleon; no crossing of Alps or mom today." 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2637 No, I'm not giving you another 50 cents to promote fascism. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2638 OK, this is the last ride and if you keep whining, I’ll drop you in Elbaland! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2639 Why do you have an admiral hat on ? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2640 If you don’t get off that horse immediately it’s Waterloo for you, Napoleon. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2641 Why can't you watch the Cartoon Channel instead of the History Channel. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2642 Napoleon's first conquest..the local acme. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2643 Yes, 50 cents surely IS too much to pay for the satisfaction of crushing your enemies underfoot. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2644 Onward!! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2645 Which way to the Water fountain ? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2646 No, I will NOT take you to Nordstrom's 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2647 Better hope that thing can actually fly kid, it's a long way to Waterloo... 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2648 Just pretend you're at Austerlitz 'till I finish my shopping. 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
2649 At least now you can tell your friends that you once ruled Europe for a pittance. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2650 So this is the cost of war. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2651 You’re too young to have a Napoleanic complex. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2652 I said 'Course you can' 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2653 Tomorrow you can meet Wellington at Waterloo. Today you are helping Josephine with the shopping bags. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2654 We’ll see how you conquer the broccoli dinner 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2655 The military industrial complex starts with a hat and a horse. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2656 Sorry, I gave my last two quarters to Ivan the Terrible. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2657 Vive la Prance! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2658 No -- The ice cream flavor I bought is called NEAPOLITAN. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2659 I want you home for dinner to meet your uncles Walter and Lou. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2660 No, I'm not taking your picture. And yes, you're still grounded when we get home. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2661 Ok Napoleon, I got you the french fries you wanted. Let's go. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2662 That was a good look about 220 years ago. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2663 Is that the way to Waterloo? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2664 Honey, you're too tall for that now. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2665 Come on honey. The British are coming this way! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2666 Are you still here? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2667 En route to the Napoleon BYO app party 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2668 If only it took me 50¢ to feel that great after a day at work 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2669 Mom, I can no longer obey; I have tasted command and I cannot give it up. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2670 So go already! I'm going home. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2671 Have your home chores been conquered? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2672 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2673 That's enough Bonaparte we're having mushroom wellington for dinner. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2674 Honey, please give Wellington a turn now. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2675 Did you do your homework? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2676 You are too tall to be on that thing. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2677 En avant! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2678 You can't fake Napoleon. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2679 Before you conquer the world, clean up your room! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2680 I feel like I’m stuck in place, but I wouldn’t call it a complex, 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2681 My other hat is a MAGA hat 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2682 When the cashier called you a “short king” it was a modern term of endearment not a challenge 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2683 Time to go. We have to visit Dr. Waterloo for your shots. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
2684 I never should have named you Napoleon 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2685 Maman, I need 50 cents to lead the revolution” 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2686 No, I asked where to find the Melba toast aisle, not the Elba exile. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
2687 You're the right height. But the similarities end there. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2688 Onward yourself, Aiden. I'm out of change. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2689 And if you don’t get off right now, you’ll meet your Waterloo. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
2690 Le roi n'est certainement pas toi. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2691 Follow me ...for a price 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2692 I don't care which way the wind is blowing, home is this way 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2693 No more money. It’s your Waterloo! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2694 We are not crossing the Alps this summer, and that's final. 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
2695 Put your horse that doesn't move back in the stable that doesn't exist. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2696 Remember, he eventually lost 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2697 Stop that, or you'll grow up to be a Waterloser. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2698 You're not even French 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2699 Forget it commander, it's time to go home. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2700 Too much or too little TV time? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2701 I’m not sure where this is coming from - you’re actually above average height for your age. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2702 I will not retreat until I get a frozen treat! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2703 Sorry, but this is your Waterloo. 1.1818 0.04689 110 95 10 5
2704 Son, with this attitude, you will not be elected class president. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2705 You're too young to meet your Waterloo. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2706 I told you that it is not polite to point! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2707 Come on little guy, let's get some spaghetti hoops and pizza into you before you head to Moscow. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2708 Don't go too far. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2709 Get off, don't make me bring the cat. 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
2710 Listen, France is a lot of 50c's away from St Helena, and besides, unlike you, that little horse is totally grounded. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
2711 Sorry.No change left after groceries anymore! 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
2712 No quarters from me Paul. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2713 I can give you two quarters, but can't guarantee Pegasus will fly. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2714 Sorry,you're not old enough for cognac. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2715 Never mind trying to be the father of the country. Just be more of a man than your father. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2716 Napoleon was a narcissist. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2717 You can google Waterloo in the car. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2718 The Alps are in the other direction. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2719 Get down off that toy horse, Napoleon, and take off that silly hat. No one will ever take you seriously when you grow if you continue to act so foolishly. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2720 I have more horsepower in the car. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2721 I just think you're too young to have a Waterloo experience. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2722 Costly for little ambition. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2723 Come on Paul. This is your last ride. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2724 I would say that we can consider solved your self-confidence issues 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2725 Libetrte, Egalite, Fraternite - first door on the right. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2726 Go ahead and work on your Napoleon Complex. I'll be right back. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2727 Not getting what you want can't to lead to a revolution. Not again." 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2728 This machine doesn't take euros. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2729 You have to the count of 3, or I send you to Elba without supper. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2730 faggot 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2731 OK Napoleon, it’s time for your nap. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2732 I thought I raised him to grab grocery straps, not horse straps 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2733 Vive la simulation! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2734 Get fucked kid 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
2735 Check in when you get back. 1.1802 0.03665 111 91 20 0
2736 I’m taking the next town, my lady “ 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2737 We better take the land route home, Mom! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2738 All right, young man. It's time to march down to the south of your bedroom. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
2739 Someone will be going to Elba without dessert. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2740 Bon voyage!!! But you’ll need more quarters to conquer the world. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
2741 Come with me now or be exiled. 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
2742 The height requirement for this ride is much taller than most people think! 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2743 Paul Revere you're not 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2744 ‘’Get your Assterlitz back to the car…NOW!” 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2745 Honey, you should go 'oui, oui' before 'nap' time. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2746 Real caped superheroes don't need a horse 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2747 You're too tall for that gesture! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2748 Never interrupt your enemy....unless of course you are really in need of 50 cents. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2749 Able was I ere I saw my mom walking away. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2750 Don't throw away your shot! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2751 I NEED MONEY FOR AN ISLAND VACATION 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2752 Russia please, not Waterloo... 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2753 I don't care if China is a sleeping giant. It's time to go. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2754 General, lunch is this way. Please turn your charger around 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2755 C'mon, Little Corporal... your Waterloo awaits. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2756 You don't even know where Elba is. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2757 You may want to rethink how you spend next week's allowance 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2758 It’s Marengo, honey, not Meringue. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2759 If 50 cents bought a horse that could fly, we’d have left Texas years ago Jimmy. 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
2760 We go now, or it’s Elba for you. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2761 You’re gonna be exiled to your room once we get home 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2762 Oh honey,I meant the bargain ride was ‘bonafide’. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2763 Mom I got this hat and cape at The Dollar Store. I bet that artesian bread cost $5. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2764 Five minutes more, Jacques Louis, then we cross the car park. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2765 Okay, hotshot, Elba Primary School has your exile away from home, seat two, row three. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2766 Stop acting like an asshat. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
2767 Can the conquest of Europe wait? The sherbet is melting. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2768 Mademoiselle - Would you be so kind as to direct me to the Waterloo Mall, s’il vous plait? 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2769 Time to go, we are having French Fries for dinner. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2770 "Your Waterloo is near, and it's half urine." 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2771 We have Napoleon complexes at home. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2772 Yeah, yeah, you are the king of your domain! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2773 Thanks,I almost forgot the Napoleon Brandy! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2774 Yo, banana boy, if you’re so able how about we bypass Elba and you can conquer your homework instead. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2775 I don't care who is coming. You have five seconds to get your butt in the car! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2776 Let's go home and have dinner, Naplean, so you can live to conquer another day. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2777 Hey, Napoleon, it's time to go home! 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2778 I'm a little short on quarters. Help? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2779 Come on, little Caesar. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2780 It's Waterloo for you, buster, if you're not home by dinnertime. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2781 No, 'Merci beaucoup, Josephine' doesn't get you two more quarters. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2782 And now, onwards to the croissants! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2783 Aren't you a little tall for a dictator? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2784 It's a twenty-four hour store. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
2785 Europe is in this direction. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2786 I promise I’ll stop calling you ‘my little dictator’ in my meditation group. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2787 To the 'loo! 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2788 Exile yourself, or I'll really give you a complex. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2789 I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2790 Better enjoy now. Next week it’ll be a dollar. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2791 So… 50 cent Napoleon, get your ass in the car or you’re going to Elba. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2792 This Neopolitween phase is the worst! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2793 Make up your mind. Is it a Napoleon complex or Oedipus complex? 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2794 For God's sake, Timmy, you'll have plenty of time to turn into your father while you grow up. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2795 Are you my Uber? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2796 Knock it off Napoleon, you're acting like your great great great great great great grandfather. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2797 I am out of quarters 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2798 No, we can NOT annex the toy store. We're still dealing with the sanctions from the pet store last week! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2799 Don't worry son, you'll hit that growth spirt eventually 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2800 Mom, I asked for two creme fraiche, please. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2801 It's rude to point -- put that hand of yours back in your shirt right this minute, young man! 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2802 Mais, oui, mon generale. You can have les french fries. Now, let's go. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2803 You may want to go to Russia, but I'm going home. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
2804 Alright dear, you can start elementary French this year. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2805 Your Father may let you get away with that Napoleon Complex...But NOT ME...Get off your LITTLE HORSE... 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2806 Lunch break, Admiral? 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2807 Come on home little man, Waterloo will not end well! 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2808 Small price to pay to be a small man. 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
2809 Waterloo awaits, mon petit caporal! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2810 You’re too tall for that ride 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2811 If you want the Beef Wellington, we have to go now. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2812 Give me fifty cents and I'll conquer the world! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2813 Sorry Emperor. You only need two quarters, not a twenty. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2814 Mother, “I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up.” 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2815 Who did you plunder for that hat? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2816 Walter Lou, that’s not going to end well. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2817 Come on now, Napoleon. You can finishing taking over the world once you eat your fish sticks. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2818 Lead the charge to the van colonel. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2819 Your cheriot awaits over here 1.1776 0.03712 107 88 19 0
2820 Why can’t you be normal and pretend to be Oedipus? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2821 Ok, one more ride, but the hat stays. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2822 Je voudrais 50 centimes maintenant car je suis un "petit homme, complexe" et révolutionnaire. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2823 Not bad, considering the price of gas. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2824 Little boy, ask you're own mother for 50 cents. And Neapolitan is an ice cream, not a man. Also he wasn't an aardvark hunter. I really need to go to the next school board meeting and scream at people from the podium. Enough! I'm very hungry. Burrrrp! 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2825 Come on, Little Corporal. We're due at the Waterloo Amusement Park. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2826 No way I’m subsidizing your burgeoning toxic masculinity. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2827 You wind up imprisoned on Elba. Let’s go. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2828 There's no point to pretending to be Napoleon; you are taller than he was. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2829 A good dictator would take money from his people, not his mom. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2830 Its too little too late for an emotionally damaged, orange-haired, two bit con man. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2831 Follow me, sweetpea. East. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2832 Hot Boy Summer is over. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2833 Waterloo doing? 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2834 You’re making me cross, Walter Lou! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2835 Honey, get down, it'll stunt your growth. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2836 Charge? How do you think I paid for these groceries? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2837 You can conquer Austerlitz after dinner. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2838 It's okay, you'll hit that growth spurt eventually 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2839 Not on my watch 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2840 Imagination may govern the world, but reality says it's time to go home and start dinner. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2841 Get moving or it's Waterloo for you. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2842 The moment Napoleon decided to reach into his coat. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2843 There'll be time for a little nappy after we get home. 1.1770 0.03606 113 93 20 0
2844 Don't come crying to me when the horsey rattles your Bonaparte. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2845 Mixing Napoleon and Pegasus is a bit of a stretch. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2846 No, you can't brutally overthrow Papi's Deli. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2847 One if by land, two quarters if by horsey! 1.1765 0.05103 102 90 6 6
2848 Argh, now fetch me a sippy cup 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2849 Nice try, I said it already, no crème brulée tonight 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2850 C'mon on now Leo, or I'll exile you straight to your room when we get home. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2851 Conquer your lunch first, then we'll talk. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2852 Trust me; you don't want to go to Waterloo. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2853 Come Napoleon, we don’t want to keep Grandma waiting. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2854 If you insist on riding the small horses, at least wear your big hat! 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2855 Viva la ice cream! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2856 You need a Nap Leon! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2857 Down with imperialistic inflation! 25 cents or we ride at dawn! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2858 Oh no! I think my son has a Napoleon complex. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2859 No more coins for your campaign. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2860 Watch me conquer the world! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2861 It was only a whiff of grape juice, Danny. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
2862 OK, Napoleon, we are going home now. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2863 Sweetie, how about we go conquer the H&M? 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2864 Early onset Napoleon Syndrome 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2865 Kyle, I'm two seconds away from exiling you to St. Helena! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2866 But you just had a Waterloo in cereal aisle. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2867 Onward my steed! To the cookie aisle! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2868 Timmy,if you really wanted to be a hero,you could help me with these bags. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2869 You know he was actually riding a mule,right? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2870 Fine, go conquer. If you're not in the car in one minute you can ride your pony to Valhalla. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2871 When I was your age, I sieged the grocery store for less than half that; no more quarters. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2872 There's another one! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2873 You’ll never cross the Alps in shorts and a t-shirt, little man. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2874 Okay bitch, let's ride 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2875 What do you mean by "On to Egypt" 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2876 Joey, instead of mocking some ancient figure, consider being your own wonderful self. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2877 Let’s go, Napoleon. We have to get to your soccer game in Waterloo! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2878 Oh good then you’re also familiar with the concept of timeout. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2879 Get off that horse or I’ll take you to Waterloo myself! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2880 Sorry King Richard, you'll have to use your own kingdom...mine just went for groceries 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2881 George Alexander Louis! You’re British, for goodness sake! 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2882 Ok Paul,you can ride for just a minute,but them we have to go.. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2883 Billy, you're eight years old - I was so hoping you had grown out of that Trump complex by now 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2884 Sorry, no more charge, son. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2885 Come on, let's go eat cake. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2886 Get it out of your system, Tod, because when we're back in the kitchen, I don't want the linoleum blown apart. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2887 Attends que ton pére rentre á la maison... 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2888 Crossing the Alps will just have to wait until we get home. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2889 Yes, I bought the tri-flavored ice cream. Point made 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2890 just because you are short for your age, …… 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2891 But Napoleon had to help him mommy shop too. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2892 Sit tight, I’ve got to run to the Waterloo. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2893 Don't argue Madame, Waterloo is over there. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2894 I appreciate your newfound interest in history, but tonight your father and I are going to discuss the annexation of your sister's doll house. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2895 Go, but get home before the street lights come on. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2896 Ok, 2 more quarters but you know, Russia is the other way. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
2897 We're done, not Verdun. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2898 Where did you get that outfit from? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2899 Well, it's not the worst complex you could have. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2900 C’mon. I got us Neopolitan ice cream. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2901 Hey, Napolean. Try again. You missed with both "Hi yo Silver, away" and "Warp factor five, Captain. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2902 You can unleash grapeshot again next Tuesday, but it's time to go home. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2903 This vitamin d milk doesn’t seem to be helping his napoleon complex 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2904 Protest all you want, dear. It almost never works. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
2905 Stay here and I'll get you some water, Lou. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2906 Grocery shopping is YOUR therapy 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2907 You’ll have to wait until you’re older. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2908 Whoa, cowboy, you don't just mix Napoleonic with Xerxes with John Wayne. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2909 How many times have I told you it's time to go, Napoleon? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2910 Pretty Good! But it’s Not “Along with the Pastries”… 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2911 Able were you ere I put you in time out. Now come on, let's go! 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2912 Where did you get that hat? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2913 I hear Elba is lovely this time of year. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2914 You're mixing your metaphors, kiddo. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2915 Sorry,I’am out of change. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2916 Patriotism just gets more accessible by the day. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2917 He went that way… 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2918 You can prevail over the Russian Winter after dinner. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2919 Let's go, shorty 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2920 Nope. You pay out of your own allowance. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2921 No, another 50¢ won’t get you to Moscow! 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2922 How do you spell Waterloo,Mr. Bonaparte? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2923 Don't go overboard! I only said it was time for your nap Leon 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2924 Unlike you I am not going to Russia. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2925 Enjoy! You’re not going to be any taller! ! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2926 For the last time, get off your high horse and go help your father conquer France. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2927 On to victory at Waterloo.... 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2928 Why don't you want me to wash? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2929 To the candy store! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2930 Grow up to be an emperor? Of Corsican, Johnnie. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2931 No, I am not giving you money so that you can invade the ice cream shop 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2932 „Relax, it was just a song by ABBA!“ 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2933 Consider that last $0.50 coin your Waterloo. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2934 Where were you on January 6th 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2935 Sorry, general, they’re all out of muskets. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2936 Donald, stop acting like Napoleon. You're a spoiled brat and a hat and stupid hair won't change that." 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2937 I don't care, I am not taking you to Moscow! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2938 The jokes on you Chuck, thats Silver not Marengo. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2939 No, we're NOT going to the Alps! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2940 On to Elba are we? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2941 Napoleon the Third, Mexico is that way! Now come on or we'll miss your play date with Max! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2942 Follow my lead to the best french fries in the food court! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2943 Get off your high horse, Little Napoleon, and let's devour this baguette. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2944 Hurry up, the Neopolitan is melting!" Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2945 If you needed a complex, couldn't you have gone with inferiority? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2946 No, your theater teacher did not say you’re supposed to eat French fries every day to “prepare for the role” 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2947 Well, it's some sort of complex. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2948 You will just have to wait until Moscow comes to us. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2949 Come on. It's time to go to Waterloo. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2950 No. The Russian deli section is over here. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2951 NO, I'M NOT GOING BACK IN TO BUY YOU SOME FRENCH FRIES! 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2952 Unless his steed knows the way, I would suggest that the Emperor follow me to the car. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2953 No, smarty-pants. That's an oddly placed loaf of French bread. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2954 You’ll have to skip Europe for now, let’s go home. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2955 Are you the 'Napoleon in rags' that Dylan wrote about? 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2956 For all I care, you can ride off into the sunset 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2957 Want to use the (water) loo before heading home? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2958 Home or Waterloo, take your pick. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
2959 Napoleon, times up! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2960 The Revolutionary War will just have to wait - now come along, I've got a meatloaf to prepare. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
2961 Hey Napoleon, let’s go to the Loo before we leave. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2962 I am a democrat - A whore's ride costs much more than that. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2963 Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2964 What are they teaching in that school?! 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2965 You’ve misunderstood colonialism” 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2966 Capture Russia ? You'll need to crack open the piggy bank for that. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2967 Stop that or you're in Elba for a week 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2968 For Halloween, you're going as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and that's final! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2969 let's go -- it's time for your nap, Olean. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2970 When you're grown up and earn your own money, you can have victory at Trafalgar whenever you want 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2971 How the mighty have fallen. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2972 Is that a real horse? 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2973 That’s a little too on the nose. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2974 How about discovering the fact that we need to go home? 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2975 I said no-the revolution will not be subsidized 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2976 You're too short for the roller coaster honey 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2977 It’s all fun and games now, but wait for the retreat from Moscow. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2978 All right, Emperor, the news starts in 15 minutes. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2979 You know he was only five foot, two inches. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2980 C’mon buddy. It’s Waterloo clean your room time! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2981 I think your complex has really gotten out of hand. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2982 Very nice, but Napoleon always listened to his mother. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2983 Fine. Got it. French fries tonight. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2984 If you run out of coins, I’ll be in the Empress’s shop.” 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2985 There is always one Napoleon trying to borrow a quarter 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2986 There's nothing on my calendar about a Russian invasion. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2987 You can finish the revolution after you eat your asparagus. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2988 Now we must have lunch, darling. You can go to Moscow another time. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2989 Now, hold your horses, young man! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2990 if you get exiled, I'm not coming back for you 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2991 I’ll give you something to compensate about. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2992 No, you cannot have a Napoleon complex, not until you are old enough to take care of it yourself! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2993 Time to leave after you conquer France 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2994 When I said 'Waterloo' I meant the ABBA song. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2995 Just remember, General, your military budget is totally dependent on your getting your homework done. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2996 And for one dollar, I'll be Paul Revere! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2997 Napoleon, how many times must I tell you, keep your right hand in your blankie. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2998 Get off your father. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2999 Come on, you lost the battle. Your exile begins in the car. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3000 I don't care what your point is. We've got to go before inflation hits the price of your ride! 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
3001 One if by Uber; two if by Lyft. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3002 No, the Emperor's mother would not have given him the quarters. She would have given him Napoleons. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3003 Young man,you put your hand back in you jacket where it belongs! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3004 I should never have enrolled you in the French-American School. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3005 Yes I bought cake... No, that's not what deserter means 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3006 Doing chores does not a revolution make. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3007 For sale: Knight in shining armour for zee ladies 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3008 The British may be coming, but we still need to get these groceries into the fridge. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3009 Get in the car now or it’s no screen time for a minute. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
3010 Don’t attack Russia! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3011 Fine, you can capture the British fleet. Just be home by 6 for supper. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3012 Let's go. I got the Elba toast. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3013 Text when you find work. I'll keep the home fires burning. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3014 C'mon little man, another 50 cents won't win the war. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
3015 You're not going anywhere young man until you finish graduate school. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3016 Get in the car Bobby. It’s time I tell you about a place called Waterloo. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3017 Military genius, bedtime! 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3018 After we capture the north, I am going to need a popsicle followed by a nap. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3019 Hurry up Little Guy you'll be late for your ballet lesson! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3020 I'M SORRY , BUT I DON'T HAVE FIFTY CENTS! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3021 You want another quarter,you say please!! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3022 Complex? My therapist says what another sees in you will reveal that person. What you see in another reveals yourself. We are all mirrors. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3023 OK Napoleon, let's pick out a backpack to finish your ensemble 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3024 Napoleon Travolta Fitty… let’s go. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3025 Make sure to cross back by the time I'm done shopping. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3026 Okay! Okay! I'll buy you a cowboy hat. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3027 Could've used you around the carbs. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3028 I'll be done before you finish the Hamilton soundtrack. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3029 Well, you are about the right height ... 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3030 It really doesn't work with the beach towel. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3031 Go ahead. It's a good era for tyrants but they'll eventually hate you for it. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
3032 No complexes before nap time please. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3033 The more you ride,the less you're going to grow. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3034 Could you put a couple of quarters in? My back is killing me. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3035 There's a supply chain shortage of spare change" 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3036 Ok, Napoleon, time to go meet Horatio for your playdate. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3037 Mommy warned you not to drink so much water. And now you have to go to the loo. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3038 Ok, David. Time to go home. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3039 Russia's the other direction, pal. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3040 Get off your high horse, Napoleon, it’s time for your history lesson. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3041 Sorry, kid, Elba's the other way. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3042 No, I will not finance your Napoleon Complex. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
3043 I can't wait until you have another growth spurt. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3044 I don’t care who you think you are, your Waterloo is right now! 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3045 Sorry, but you spent all your allowance on the costume. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3046 Ride's over mon peitit Corporal. Next one's on you. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3047 You're going to meet your Waterloo if you don't get in that SUV! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3048 50 cents per ride, 2 minutes each ride....$15 per hour that's less than the babysitter asks for. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3049 I have your baguette, your Majesty. Also your French fries. Then, it’s time for your nappy, Nap. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3050 No, honey -- that Waterloo is a small town in upstate N.Y. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3051 We’ll ride again in a fortnight, when mom needs more eggs 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3052 I'll be back after you conquer Italy. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3053 First clean your room and then we'll talk about whether or not you can go to Waterloo. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3054 the British aren’t coming, sweetie. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3055 It's time to go. Come along and later I'll let you invade Russia. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3056 All that stands between us and glory is a few more quarters! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3057 You met your Waterloo. I'm out of quarters. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3058 To heck with midnight, I want to ride now! 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3059 C’mon, kid. Let’s go to the party. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3060 Don't forget your water, Lew. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3061 No, I said it's time for your nap, Leon! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3062 You could make the cover of “Cowboys Hourly”! 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3063 No, you may not take le Vizir home with us. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3064 Just like the real Napoleon I will rule the mall 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3065 That's Russia, you might want to think again. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
3066 No I’m not going to take your picture now Paul. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3067 Oh give it up; no one is supporting your go fund me for the battle of the alps. Besides that's the down staircase. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
3068 C'mon, Napoleon. It's time to cut your losses and go home. 1.1682 0.04692 107 94 8 5
3069 Waterloo, c. 1992, The Battle of “One More Ride, Please, Mom?” 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
3070 Sorry, I don't know the way to Waterloo 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
3071 All right Napoleon I will give you 50 cents but promise me you won 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
3072 You can conquer the playground later. You have homework. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
3073 Asked for help with empanadas, not an empire 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3074 Russia ‘s that way. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3075 I'll pick you up once you reach Waterloo. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3076 If you think I'm going to keep giving you quarters to attack Russia in winter you need to think again, little man. 1.1680 0.04361 125 110 9 6
3077 Sorry we just don’t have enough quarters to conquer the world today 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3078 Able were you, ere you saw strip mall. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3079 I'll go get some quarters. And stay out of Russia. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3080 The British are going. Now! 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3081 I will meet you at home. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3082 You forgot the mask. The Lone Ranger wore a mask. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3083 Don’t be révolting. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3084 Pretty soon you’ll be in exile if you don’t stop that. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3085 Before you conquer all of Africa, Napoleon, please help your Mom with her bags. 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
3086 I don't care if you do take over the mall, you aren't getting ice cream until you help load the groceries. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3087 The Alps will have to wait. It's time for your nap, Leon. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3088 Ok! A quick self absorbing photo and then come help me with the groceries! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3089 Aren’t you a little tall for that ride? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3090 Get down from there now or Mom’s going to Waterloo you! 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
3091 Sure, if you can get home before me, I'll buy you a real horse 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3092 I liked you better as Wonder Woman, Jo. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3093 It’s a bird! … 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
3094 Look Mom. The British are coming! Another 50 cents or they'll get me! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3095 Keep your knees together Napoleon 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3096 You’ll visit Aunt Elba and then come back 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3097 When I said, “Charge!” this isn’t what I meant. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3098 Let’s get going, Paul Revere. You’re two quarters short of a Revolution.” 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3099 If you're not in the car in 5 seconds,its exile for you,young man. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3100 Future Dictators of America campaign funding 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3101 No soup for you! 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
3102 Just think what I could do with the real thing! 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3103 You have a great imagination for a 15 year old 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3104 no, you still cannot have ice cream for dinner! 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3105 You dad and I are getting a divorce. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3106 My kingdom for a mechanical horse! 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
3107 Time to go home, little emperor 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3108 Hi Ho Half Dollar! 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3109 Why did you spend 50 cents just to do a trump'er-y act? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3110 You're still going to clean your room when we get home. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3111 Come along Timothy it’s time to leave the Napoleon Complex 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3112 Honestly, I didn't think one ride at the front seat would get to his head like this. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3113 For $2 more you could ride the carousel and have an entire batallion. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3114 To the Complex! 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3115 Let’s go. You can conquer Europe the next time we go grocery shopping. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3116 Nap, you need a nap 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
3117 Yeah? Well then you can just ride yourself home -- I'm going. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
3118 That ride makes you look short 1.1653 0.03391 121 101 20 0
3119 Who needs to rule the house when you can rule the world? 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3120 You're too young to rule the world, Donnie. Maybe in 2016, when you turn 70. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3121 Fine, you soldier on, and I'm going to the car. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3122 If you don’t get off that now I will have you sent to Elba 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3123 My KINGDON for a quarter! 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3124 No, that is not Josephine 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3125 Enough with these inflated grocery prices. The revolution has begun! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3126 Sorry, you're too tall for that ride. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
3127 .0915 GDP for a 30 second ride seems a bit extreme. 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
3128 Fighting your own battles, are you, son? Well, I'm done with mine. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3129 No, you can't have fifty cents. We deal with your Napoleon complex at the psychatrist's." 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3130 Come on Napoleon, get off your high horse. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
3131 I guess this is what I get for naming him Napoleon 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3132 No. Not Josephine, tonight. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3133 Homework before empire, my little prince. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3134 You're reminding me that the Constitution was written by a bunch of rich White guys. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3135 Ok... You win. Where's the nearest bike shop? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3136 Take your warm jacket. The winters in the ice cream store are brutal. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3137 Hey General. How does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich sound for lunch? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3138 Come on Dear, it’s time to pick up the kids; you can drop your Napoleonic and Puer Aeternus complexes for now. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3139 Let’s go find you a better complex. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3140 You’ll need more quarters to get to Waterloo! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3141 Sorry, no conquering a McDonalds Happy Meal. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3142 You go that way Mr. Bonaparte! The food's going this way! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3143 C'mon, General. Mommy has to water the loo. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3144 Get in the car before I send your butt to Elba. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3145 No, you're not getting any sugary cereal! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3146 Waterloo is not a beach. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3147 Yes, you won the Battle of Waterloo. Try not to get your blankie dirty. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3148 Of all the characters for you to emulate after watching "Bill and Ted"... 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3149 Sure you can have a horse.. let’s go, Napoleon 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3150 Off now Napoleon! Unless you wish to meet your Waterloo right here in front of WholeFoods. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3151 Woman: "do you want anything?" Child: "Just follow my code: chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla" Woman: "Do you mean Neopolitan?" 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3152 You can either get in the car now or the next stop will be St. Helena. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3153 No, I'm NOT going to buy you a sword and riding boots. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3154 Enough already. I want to get home and try this new dildo I just bought. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3155 The future of the First French Empire lies this way Billy, near the car. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3156 I'll be back when your exile ends. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3157 I got your war. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3158 It's Wellington's turn. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3159 It runs on manure. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3160 I appreciate your enthusiasm, but the candy aisle is this way. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3161 Yes, I tried to -- but they declined my card. 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
3162 Donald, you'll have plenty of time to act like a narcissistic child when you grow up and attempt to destroy American democracy, by attempting a coup, now let's go! 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3163 I’m gonna leave you here. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3164 You've a Napoleon complex, Norris, not an Oedipal one. So stop calling me Josephine! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3165 Just one more go mom. I'm about to invade Russia. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3166 Right. Let's be sure to put that on your college admission application. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3167 I don’t get paid enough for this. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3168 The Duke of Wellington says it’s time to get in the car. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3169 The best 50 cents I ever spent. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3170 Let's get you home. You start to get cranky when you miss napmtime. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3171 You can’t launch a coup on nap time Brian. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3172 I'll tear your bones apart... unless you dismount and come with me. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3173 Let's go, Napolean, it's time for lunch. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3174 Wrap up your Napoleon Complex coming-out party and let’s go. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3175 I'm the quartermaster, General Lasalle, and that was the last one. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3176 Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self-interest. Mama, I need 50 Cents. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3177 Beware the Russian winter. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3178 Charge....Where are your heading with such a fierce spirt.??.... cereal aisle to proccur Captain Crunch cereal 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3179 That’s not what I meant by, “Make it short.” 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3180 Napoleon, get off that horse and come help me conquer this store! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3181 Russia can wait, get in the car! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3182 It's time for your nap, oh Leon. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3183 He's just Superman kid, but he thinks he's you. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
3184 You might need a few more quarters to make it to Waterloo 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3185 Man ! he told me not to forget that morning pill . 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3186 Next time try to help me conquer the food bill. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
3187 No! You're still too young and too short to drive the car. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3188 You need to decide if you would rather go to the pool or have mac & cheese with hotdogs my little dictator. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3189 Sorry, my emperor. I ran out of centimes. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3190 Inflation is the battle cry 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
3191 You have a complex, I have a complex. Now let’s get these groceries home. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3192 It' s "Able was I ere I saw...." not "where I saw..." 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3193 Women’s rights are human rights, Mom. Can I have 50 cents? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3194 OK, Emperor, but keep in mind that there won't be cookies waiting for you on Elba. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3195 I think somebody needs an exile 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3196 Let's go, little man. We've got several more errands to conquer this morning. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3197 I command you back to the line, no candy left behind! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3198 Get a real horse. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3199 No, you can’t start a land war with the Russian market across the street. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
3200 You got the colonizer gene from your father. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3201 Let’s go honey, before General Winter and syphilis ravage your troops. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3202 All this war play is giving ME a complex! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3203 Dismount or you're grounded mister. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3204 Get off that, or I'm sending you to Elba. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3205 Elba is the other way! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3206 The theatre is strong within you, my son. I ask you to grab French dressing, you grab French dressing. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3207 Ok Napoleon, I’ll be at home conquering your dinner request. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3208 Forget it. We're not going to Trump Tower. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3209 Wellington awaits! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3210 Let’s go, Napoleon. It’s time for my dejuner. Vit! Vit! 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3211 Looks like his Napoleon phase started early 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3212 Time for your nap Paul Leon 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3213 One great man on horseback could change this supermarket. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3214 I always wished you could stay little forever. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3215 It’s time to put all the shopping carts back. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3216 The World is not ruined by the wickedness of the wicked, but by the lack of quarters in this machine. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3217 Get off that horse before I send you to your dads for the weekend 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3218 Sorry dear Moscow is in the other direction 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3219 Get used to rising and falling. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3220 'I cannot obey; I have tasted command and I cannot give it up.' Where in the world did you learn that?" 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3221 Make haste to the candy isle my noble steed! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3222 You certainly are your father’s son! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3223 oh that reminds me, I forgot to grab some tea 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3224 Trust me, you'll want to be in the car before the British and the Prussians come. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3225 As emperor I insist that this nag takes me into the fray! 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
3226 No, it is 4th down and you have reached your Waterloo. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3227 Stop conquering the Safeway, Jimmy 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3228 This kind of crap is why your babysitters keep quitting. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3229 Pretend all you want, you’re still having a growth spurt. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3230 Huh,This new genetic cloning might not be the best idea we’ve had. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3231 If you want to conquer the world, it'll still cost you half a buck. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3232 Let's go home. It looks like it's going to snow. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3233 Russia or Bust 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3234 I’ll be back in 5 minutes. Have fun or whatever, 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3235 After you conquer Europe we'll pick out some new jammies. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3236 Giddy up" just changed to "au revoir. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3237 Where did we bivouac the car? 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3238 Where are you headed off to -- Bedminster, NJ? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3239 If you want to cross the Delaware you need to put your floaties on. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3240 Tell her we’re crossing The Delaware and you’ll be home by six. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3241 Do you have any idea how close you are to being sent to Elba? 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3242 ‘The British are coming, so let’s get some scones.’ 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3243 Nap time, young Napoleon 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3244 We're not going for french fries. 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3245 You already have a complex! Fifty cents more will be your Waterloo. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3246 Jimmy, you’re going to grow taller, quit it. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3247 For $.50 you can ride the retreat from Moscow. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3248 That would be a mistake 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3249 Sorry, I doubt Silver takes PayPal. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3250 Hey...ride home and cleanup your room! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3251 I'm next! 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
3252 No, not even Quebec, Murray. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3253 Sweetie, you can stop being a world-famous explorer now! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3254 Ere I saw elbow macaroni …. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3255 Come along Prince Caspian, that horse will not get you back to Narnia. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3256 Yes, I know you’re in the middle of a major battle. But even Napoleon took time out to go to school. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
3257 Security... Take me to Capital Hill 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3258 I see Wellington. Time to make our getaway. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3259 I’ll meet you there, my musket is in the car. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3260 Cut it out Jimmy, there’s a free app for that. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3261 Do you want some water? I'm going to the loo. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3262 OK, George -we've got to get out of here before the Delaware floods the road. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3263 I don't think 50 cents is enough to get you to Waterloo. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3264 Little man, you have a complex: Deal with it! 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3265 Sorry kid. That's just my ringtone, "Waterloo" by ABBA. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3266 Can Wagram wait until after we've been to the deli? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3267 C'mon Napoleon, we've got some battles to fight at home . . . 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3268 ‘We are not conquering the toy store.’ 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3269 I don't care if you're "owning the libs," I'm not giving you more quarters. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3270 ...And this is your Waterloo. So get off that horse and get in the car. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3271 Tommy, stop the drama, I already got your favorite pastries. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3272 On some days I really hope you will meet your Waterloo. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3273 Tonight we ride! ...Mother, prepare the snacks... 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3274 You can just ride that thing home if you don't get in the car right now. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3275 By the way, the horse is named Waterloo. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3276 OK Napolean, time to return to Elba for your afternoon nap. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
3277 At least your life has a direction. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3278 If you're still that size at 18, then you can have a Napoleon Complex." 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3279 Young Napoleon the 8th advances on Waterloo Premium Outlets https://www.premiumoutlets.com/outlet/waterloo 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3280 I know Russia is that way, but Josephine awaits us at after school care. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3281 Will they ever grow up? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3282 Another 50 cents should get me there. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3283 They have fighter jets now 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3284 Wow my son sucks. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
3285 That reminds me. It's time your nap, nap, Nappy. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3286 Tally Ho my ass. 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
3287 Thank God, son, you've finally found your direction in life! I'll just head the other way and get on home! 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3288 You need a quarter? You’ll still be short. 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
3289 We march on Moscow! 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3290 Yes dear, I got the the ice cream. 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
3291 Finished, Sweetie? Time for your bouillon break. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3292 Mom, you should have had your cellphone out already. This thing only goes for a minute! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3293 I You only got a quarter because you're just a 2-bit tyrant. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3294 He who fears wasting 50 cents has already lost it. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3295 When you're done taking Vienna, you've got to clean your room. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3296 Can you reach that? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3297 Rides were only a dime when I was a kid. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3298 I said ELBA not Melba toast! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3299 I'm more than happy to feed your ice cream to Wellington and the Prussians. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3300 I now see that from the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
3301 C'mon Paul, quit horsing around. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3302 Believe me, no-one wants a retreat more than I do. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3303 OK! You could set out to conquer Europe. I need you back for sure as soon as I've completing the shopping. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3304 Come on young man…it’s off to Elba for you. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3305 It’s just a bucking bronco you cannot go to the moon. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3306 This caption is funny, but it was submitted by a woman! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3307 ONE FINGER MEANS BY LAND. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3308 This is your Waterloo, Napoleon. Off the horse and get in the car! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3309 Let's go. You can meet your Waterloo next time. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3310 Hold it, Nap, your French teacher is crossing the aisle. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3311 Hold that pose and you will never grow tall. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3312 What time is it? Waterloo. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3313 The fool has one great advantage over a man of sense; he is always satisfied with himself. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3314 Excelsior! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3315 Del, be aware the river’s in the other direction! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3316 You are not in Boston anymore! 1.1596 0.05085 94 84 5 5
3317 Mom, drop the bags, the British are coming! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3318 Dammit, I’m not buying the hat. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3319 It's your sister's turn to choose and she decided on eclairs. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3320 Alright, kid, I got a handle of Popov, a sixer of the Travis Scott hard seltzer and a bag of Delta-8 gummies — now where's my fucking money? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3321 You're too young to develop a Napoleon complex. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3322 You got the two quarters. Now your kingdom please. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3323 You can cross the Alps some other time, Little Corporal. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3324 I thought you were a "big kid?" 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3325 I knew I shouldn’t have given in to my parents and named you ‘Jaxon’ instead 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3326 Hourse is much better than you to ride 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3327 Stop calling me Josephine – that’s too weird – and let’s conquer the traffic home instead. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3328 Are you still fighting Waterloo? 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
3329 At dawn, we ride! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3330 Forget it! Use your own money Mr. Smarty Pants! 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3331 Where did we park? 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3332 You’ll have to pillage Belgium on your own. I’m taking the groceries home. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3333 How about going for a swim at the Wellingtons? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3334 We're heading back to port now, Captain! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3335 Conquer your chores. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3336 Don’t forget your 3 o’clock play date with Izzy Fitzsimmons, General Bonaparte. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3337 Kids will beat you up if you keep acting like that. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3338 You want to end up on an island by yourself when you’re old huh? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3339 I picked up your peanut butter and water, Lou. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
3340 Don't give me that look; the pony's name is Ship. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3341 Not on to Moscow Nat, lead your troops to Hoboken. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
3342 I said, let's go Nappie. Mind me, or no TV tonight, is gonna be be your Waterloo 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
3343 I understand he had a smaller horse also to make himself look bigger ! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
3344 Come on Napolean.” “I’ll do what I want, gosh! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
3345 Let's head home. I see pigeons headed this way. 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
3346 We're banned thanks to your waterloo on Aisle 6. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3347 You done yet? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3348 I don't think Alexander the Great was wetting his bed when he was conquering the world. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3349 The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3350 No, I don’t know the way to Crimea. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3351 Time to say “adieu” to Marengo. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3352 Elba Island and dinner are this way. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3353 Practice, practice, practice! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3354 There are other opportunities for smaller-stature men these days, you know. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3355 I don't have time for that, Jimmy. We have to go home and you have to clean your room. My stuff "trumps your stuff right now". 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3356 Come, young master, we must take the road and conquer other lands. 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
3357 Small man syndrome. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3358 Only if you eat all your peas at dinner tonite, 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3359 I’ll lead my mom into the modern major general store. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3360 Allons, enfants de la Patriae, le jour de gloire est arrive! (Let's go, children of the fatherland, the day of glory has arrived!) 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3361 You'll need PayPal to get to Moscow. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3362 When you're done conquering the world, I have the rubber ducky you asked me to buy. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3363 I don’t care who you say you are, we’re not going to Russia! 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
3364 Fifty cents won't get you world domination. Get off your high horse and help me load the car. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3365 I'll settle for you making it to the car. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3366 At the time the name Napoleon was trendy, cute, old-fashioned even. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3367 If you took out the garbage more often, you could afford to cross the Alps. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3368 Ok now. Off to Waterloo. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3369 Your francs are worthless. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3370 In Nebraska this is the closest thing for getting your sea legs. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3371 I know you're upset, but give your new school a chance. There might be some really nice kids at Waterloo Elementary. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3372 No, you can't conquer the mall 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3373 Remember, in 1815 Napoleon was exiled to the island of St. Helena and died there in 1821 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3374 It's going to cost more than 50 cents to get to France. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3375 If he lived today, Napoleon would have a YOU complex! 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3376 Your epic moment is over. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3377 Remember! Don't invade Russia. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3378 You may be the same size as Napoleon, but at least he had a real horse" 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3379 Let's go, we're meeting your dad at Waterloo. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3380 Not even Napoleon was that cheap 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3381 Not now you have tontine a Nap! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3382 I'm going up, up, and away!" "Just be here when I get back! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3383 You won't look so triumphant when you get to Waterloo. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
3384 Keep that up, and you’ll be grounded for life. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3385 No, Billy, I'll take you, but the toilet is not called Waterloo. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3386 Some guy, last name David, is on his way here--he says to try to glorify you in paint--so stay put. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3387 It isn’t their fault this time. Throwing tea into the harbour will only drive prices up more. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3388 Can I ride this horse? Corsican! 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
3389 You can’t cross the Alps until after lunch. Now let’s go. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3390 When the British come, you're done. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3391 You're too tall to play Napoleon. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
3392 Waterloo isn't that way,is it? 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3393 I'll be at the water closet after you're finished at your Water-loo! 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3394 Actually, I'm pretty sure our complex is in this direction. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3395 What’s this? A two-bit Emperor in on a four-bit pony? So much for ‘Viva la France’! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3396 I don’t care what Tucker Carlson said, you are keeping your shorts on! 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3397 Just call me Waterloo! 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
3398 Pardon Madame, I'm a little short, may I have 50 francs? 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
3399 that's a loo, not Waterloo 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3400 You know, Napoleon was actually average height. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3401 Waterloo Street is that way! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
3402 Mom - I can no longer obey. I have tasted command and - I demand cookies for dinner! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3403 You dogs care too much about what the humans think 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3404 Viva la quarters." 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3405 He'd salute France with another finger. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3406 I don't have anymore change Max, so I guess this is your Waterloo. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3407 That 50 cents was your Waterloo. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3408 Sorry, society has gone cashless. You'll have to just pretend you are pretending to be riding into battle. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3409 That's not how you take a nap... 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3410 No, my debit card doesn't fit into your empire son, let's go. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3411 Wow, what a bargain 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3412 Come on, Brandon, we're due back at the White House. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3413 Hey, Emperor, get down or die in exile. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3414 Get off that horse or it’s Elba time for you ! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3415 One more minute, mom. I'm spearheading the American Revolution. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3416 Familiar with Waterloo? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3417 There is only one horse ride from the sublime to the ridiculous 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3418 No, I'm not going back in to get you a juice box. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3419 Giddy-up! I'm going that-away 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3420 Riding that thing is going to give you a complex. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3421 I'm going to conquer the candy aisle. Who's with me? 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3422 You are going straight to exile when we get home. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3423 lets go before I exile you to your room 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3424 I told you, Napoleon had no super powers. That horse isn't going to fly. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3425 Not now, Captain. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3426 I'm going. Make sure you get back before dark. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
3427 'Hey Bonaparte, your piano less is in the other direction.' 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
3428 Come on Napoleon. You are too tall for that ride. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
3429 With his mother's request for help carrying groceries, Leon met his Waterloo. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3430 I'm your Duke of Wellington, in case you didn't know. 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
3431 You can conquer Austria next week 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
3432 No, I am not buying you a horse. We live in a condo in Manhattan. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3433 Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can fly. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3434 Impressive. But the see-saw is still your Waterloo. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3435 Why can’t you have a normal, miserable childhood? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3436 C’mon pumpkin, the most successful generals win the hearts and minds at home first. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3437 I know they're coming; it's a dinner party. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
3438 I returned from my time-out to fulfill my glorious purpose 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3439 Better dismount, little General, or Josephine will banish you to a small Mediterranean island. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3440 We have not time to cross the Alps today! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3441 Mom, history is written by the winners. If you want to be a winner, I will need two quarters. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3442 Sorry, Mom. Can't come home until after we invade Russia! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3443 I'll meet you at the Old North Church. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3444 Napoleon,no,you may not go to Russia . Russian Winters are very very cold. 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
3445 Ok you win, I can’t think of one. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3446 OK,I bought some water; now where’s the loo? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3447 It’s time to quit- Remember the pigeons? 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3448 Oh honey, you’re too small for that complex. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3449 Mom, l need 50 cents therefore l can conquer Russia 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
3450 Let's go get you a napoleon, Bonaparte. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
3451 History is written by quarters. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3452 No, you cannot go to Elba! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
3453 You can ride that thing to Elba for all I care. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
3454 I'm running away from home. Try and catch me. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
3455 Nap time for Napoleon, Giddy Up Sir !! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3456 I'm not spending 50 cents just so you can neat your Waterloo. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3457 Hey Jimmy, your mom is waiting for you outside. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
3458 Good luck as You aren’t going to get far with 50c ! And I’m not going to give it to you anyway ! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3459 In Where The Wild Things Are Part II, Max leads readers on another imaginary adventure –– this time, in a Kmart. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3460 Keep pointing at UFO's,and nobody's going to believe you're Napoleon. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3461 I remember when 50 cents could take people places. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3462 You may go onward, but not upward. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3463 Enjoy, Emmanuel! Your chauffeur will bring you back to l'Élysée when it's over. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3464 Im your mom! Not Marie Louise,and for the last time let 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3465 OK! OK! I have the provisions for the troops at Valley Forge. Jeez, Billy, ease up on the History Channel, will you. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3466 Quando linguam Latinam disces? 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
3467 More quarters, NOW, Queen Mother, or I'll have you guillotined, into bite sized M&Ms ! 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3468 Don’t act up or when we get home you’re exiled. 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
3469 No more rides, hun. All I've got left are francs. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3470 We agreed to divide up the dollar-based order. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3471 Hey Napoleon, if you want some ice cream, you better help with these bags. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3472 You can ride it again, it's your allowance. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3473 Ok mom…so… you go get your prescription refills and I’ll hold them off here…oh and maybe pick up a roll of quarters…! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3474 Come along, now — all that crusading is going to make you hungry. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3475 OK, I see we're going to need another little conversation about cultural appropriation son! 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
3476 You're going to be exiled to your room for the rest of the day if you don't get off of there right now! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
3477 The reason most people fail instead of succeed is that they trade what they want most for what they want at the moment. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
3478 C'mon shorty, time to go! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3479 Come on General. The British already left. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3480 ”You might want to come home soon, Emperor, I’m making Chicken Marengo for dinner 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
3481 You can wait to conquer other lands until after you do your homework when we get home. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3482 You’re still mowing the yard. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3483 The Ice Cream Shoppe is this way. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3484 Vote for Pedro! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
3485 let's go now or waterloo awaits 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3486 Forget Moscow; you have homework to do Napoleon 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3487 For the last time Napoleon, you can’t be the emperor of France when you grow up! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3488 No taxation without representation! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3489 I'm going to be elected President again in 2024! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3490 For your information, I am not Jose'phine Bonaparte! And I'm not going to give you a half-dollar, buckaroo! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3491 Good, get that Napoleon complex out of the way now before you get older. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3492 You can invade Russia but I'm going home. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3493 Yes, you're short and you have great ambition, but I know Napoleon, and you're no Napoleon. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3494 Come along dear. You know this ride doesn't end well! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3495 For the last time, no. We’re going to Safeway, not Austerlitz. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3496 I told your father that naming you Napoleon was a mistake, let's go! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
3497 Galaxy supper is served at 6:00. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
3498 Let’s go. You’re not China. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
3499 ..... I’ll go for five: Kehinde Wiley. ..... 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
3500 And I thought Napoleon complexes were over. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3501 You and Biden really know how to deal with the Russians, don't you? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3502 I hope you realize that if you keep this up, you’re headed for a long “time-out” on the coin-operated island of St. Helena on the other side of the parking lot. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3503 Men are ruled by toys! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3504 It doesn't take francs. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3505 Is this ride only for short kids? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3506 Let’s go Chad! You can storm the Capital another day! 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
3507 Time for you to get off your high horse and mow the lawn,if you want more quarters to ride. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3508 Oh yeah? If you don 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3509 You're not short enough for that gesture. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3510 I invested the 50 cents inside because you said an army marches on it's stomach. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3511 Time's up. Get off the throne or throw in two more quarters. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3512 Let’s Joey. You already have a tricycle. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3513 You how can you play with the machine all the time. Just leave it alone. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3514 C’mon general, before you get yourself blown apart. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3515 50 cents for directions to Mall's Water-Loo 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
3516 Waterloo’s the other way. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3517 Damn inflation! This used to be a quarter! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3518 No, we live by my Code, Napoleon! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3519 I don’t care how much of the known world you’ve conquered, I won’t buy Poptarts for breakfast. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3520 I'm not tall enough for other rides. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3521 You check in with the Calvary and I will pull the car around. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3522 Weeeeeeee!” “He really is little. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3523 Text me when you’re ready to come home, ok? 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3524 Hurry up, you don't do well when it gets cold 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3525 Hey Napoleon,let go home. I need some corn that needs shucked. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
3526 Do you need another 50 cents for your left wing thoughts? 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3527 Napoleon must be turning in his grave. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3528 I still want to go to Russia. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3529 Yes, that is the way to Alba, good luck get over Styx . 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3530 Next quarter, you're taking Spanish. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3531 We've already sent a sizeable donation to Ukraine 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3532 “Our trains here”, she was overheard to say, that day at Waterloo station 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3533 I'm done with funding trans-Alpine expansionism 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3534 Napoleon Piaffing the Alps 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3535 Remember,Waterloo came next. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3536 One way or the other, it's Nap time. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3537 The children are coming! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3538 I said go west young man 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3539 The real enemy is your unwashed laundry. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3540 I'll meet you at Waterloos...I mean at Walgreens 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3541 No one likes a little Napoleon! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3542 My Josephine is THAT way! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3543 All roads lead to Rome but yours might be the more scenic route 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3544 After you conquer Europe, you can conquer your homework. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
3545 I’m going to seize the vegetable assets because they’re good for you 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
3546 This motherfucker… 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3547 Is that the "1812 Overture?" 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3548 Oh good grief. Get over yourself. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3549 Pony riding complex 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3550 For fifty cents' more, you'll receive a print of Grant Wood's famous Painting." 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3551 I wouldn't be in any hurry... Waterloo's that way. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3552 Get in the car, you little autocrat! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3553 If you help me with the shopping I’ll buy you a real one. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3554 Think of your room as "Rubicon" 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3555 Ready for your victory dish? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3556 You're already too tall for that . .and he ends up poisoned on this crappy island, peeing every twenty minutes 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3557 The Invasion Of Shop Rite, 1998 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
3558 No, that's not a "MAGA" hat and you're too young to vote for Trump! 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
3559 I've told you once and I've told you twice. Now get off your damned high horse and help me carry these bags. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
3560 Something tells me you didn't watch Napoleon Dynamite. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3561 Give me climatic stability or give me death 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
3562 Let’s hop along now, Cassidy. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3563 Honey, relax, the doctor says you’re still growing. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3564 You can conquer Trafalgar another time Little Napoleon, come on and get in the car. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3565 While escaping here seems like a great option, you won't get very far on that! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3566 You better get used to this ride. This is what adulthood feels like. You invest time, money, effort. You even disguise your identity. The result is plenty of activity but you go nowhere." 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3567 For the last time, you were named after Napoleon Dynamite. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3568 That ride is a little complex for you, isn't it? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3569 When you remember the Alamo but forgot the milk. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
3570 We can be Napoleon just for one day 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3571 I said, "Time for your Nap, Leon." 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3572 We have “a land war in Asia” at home. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3573 Did you forget to buy the brancy? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3574 Running late for Austerlitz? You were the one who insisted on being paid your allowance in francs. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3575 Why do I have to wear this silly hat again?" 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3576 Lower the minimum age for employment," they said. "Apply for an internship at Blackwater," they said 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3577 Alright, time to cross the Aldi. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3578 Get your buns in the car, Little Napoleon, or when we get home you'll learn about "Bonaparte's Retreat!" 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3579 Hey there “pirate” 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3580 Imperialism Summer Sales 2022 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3581 You climb off that horse this instant or I will exile you to Elba, young man. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3582 Help me with the bags or you’ll face your Waterloo. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
3583 No, you're not Napoleon or Pegasus. C'mon home and eat dinner. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3584 J'en ai marre de ce petit morveux de merde ! 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
3585 The second your ride ends, it's on to the Battle of the New England Thruway at rush hour. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3586 You'll never get anywhere in life. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3587 Some Emperor you are, Napoleon! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3588 Wouldn’t you rather be doing the downward dog? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3589 Which way is to France? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3590 Wish, you could give me a ride home! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3591 It's going to cost more than that to take the Ukraine! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3592 Oh yeah, you look like the conquering hero now, but do not forget what I said about going east into the Russian winter Mr. Smarty-Pants. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3593 It's not that we have to go, it's more that your particular style of leadership does not inspire me to stay. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3594 You can cross the Alps after you help me make dinner. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3595 Encourage the youth they said. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3596 Keep in France and be home for dinner 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3597 So reincarnation is true 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3598 Moscow, sure. But first we have to stop at the dry cleaners. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3599 Napoleon Kaufman averaged 4.9 yards per carry in a truncated NFL career 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3600 Maybe you'll get your bit of colored ribbon once we fight our way home. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3601 So, let me get this straight -you're Napoleon, I'm Wellington and you are pointing at Waterloo? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3602 Cavalry also ride on their stomach, young man. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3603 The rest of us are having Pizza tonight, what are your plans? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3604 You've met your Waterloo. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3605 Get off of there or you'll develop a complex! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3606 Waterloo,promise to love you forevermore 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3607 I left your selfie stick at home, Little Corporal. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3608 I knew this was the wrong complex. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3609 The quarters are in -- you'll hear ABBA singing in a moment. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3610 Josephine will be waiting in the car 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3611 Have you made it to Moscow yet? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
3612 Just pretend Mom, it's cheap! I can show a picture to my French history class for extra credit. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
3613 You have just wasted your 50 cents 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3614 Wait here when you're done. I'm going to the throne. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3615 Keep it up and you're going back to the nuthouse. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3616 Come down from your high horse and finish your code at home. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
3617 Not now! I’m Ukraine-bound! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
3618 No more Johnson vaccines for you! 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3619 A little advise Emperor- avoid Waterloo. 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
3620 You call that cosplay? 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
3621 mom wrong earth stupid going sky horsey fly! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3622 No, Napoleon, I’m not giving you a quarter. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3623 Steven, I don’t know why I give you quarters for that machine.” “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake, mother! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3624 You said watermelon,not Waterloo . 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
3625 It was the best 20 dollars she'd spent in years 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3626 It only works if you deposit a gold Napoleon coin. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3627 Well if it's that far you should take your damn bag. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3628 Waterloo looking at? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3629 Vini,vidi,vici! Oh,wait… 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3630 Ok lil' Napolean...I have treats here or would you rather rule France? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3631 Edit my backdrop and rally the troops mama! We have lands to conquer and misinformed peoples to lead! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3632 A little Napoleon especially marches on his stomach. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3633 The Napoleonic Nines. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3634 After you conquer Whole Foods, come help me load the groceries. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3635 Hey kid, don’ get any big ideas that ride only lasts two minutes 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3636 Waterloo is this way, sweetheart. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3637 You can’t pull it off because we’re not French. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3638 Give it up, you're already too tall to be Napoleon! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3639 Ukraine just called and said they didn't need you. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3640 Would you prefer time out in your room or the South Atlantic? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3641 You’re about the right size 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3642 I've bought Beef Wellington for dinner. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3643 Hey Napoleon, unless you brought a lot of change with you, you'll never make it to Moscow 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3644 We are not going to Waterloo! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3645 Whatcha doin"? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3646 ’Moscow or Bust’ might not be the best slogan to rally your troops, Jeremy! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3647 What happened to the Lone Ranger? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3648 Pointing is rude 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3649 You know the deal: no Napoleon till you finish your Beef Wellington. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
3650 No one’s invading Prussia until you learn to keep your Rhine clean. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
3651 Le mall, c’est moi! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3652 Let's go. Mommy doesn't like over-priced horsies. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3653 I said: The Britons are coming. And it's just for dinner. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3654 When you’re finished we will need to outflank the line at the butcher shop 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3655 Mom,am I looking Presidential ? 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
3656 I am heading to the Capitol Hill, all righty…? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3657 I'll let you conquer Europe after you start earning the 50 cents on your own. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3658 My army for want of two quarters 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
3659 Paul,stop with the “recession is coming!” These prices are screaming that already. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3660 Napoleon!? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3661 Having a Napoleon phase as a kid probably doesn’t mean good things for you later. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3662 Stop pointing and I’m not buying that rug or lampshade. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3663 No, you may not conquer the ice cream aisle. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3664 You want the same ice cream again? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3665 Those after school French lessons are really starting to pay off. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3666 his mother didn't have to power his horse, though. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
3667 Elba, it's time to go. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3668 No growth spurt--then you can have a Napoleon complex! 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3669 Not now, Mother, I'm invading the Iberian Peninsula. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3670 Let's just see how you feel when you get a little taller. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3671 Is that pose code for wanting Waterloo-mon? 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3672 No and it's Daddy's fault! 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3673 You look just like your father the day I met him. It's a shame they confiscated his horse; the cape just isn't the same without it. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
3674 Honey, building an empire isn't that simple anymore. Have you even considered the global economic implications? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3675 I'll get you some water, then take you to the loo afterwards. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3676 Just remember, "an arm marches on its stomach." 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3677 First we clean up the revolution going on in your bedroom, General. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3678 Okay, Napolean. You will have to pay for your own horsey ride. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3679 Destined for world conquest. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
3680 Did you get the Beef Wellington? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3681 Son, no one can help lower grocery prices, not even a hero. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3682 Fine... I'll meet you at Waterloo in five minutes. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3683 Amateurs talk tactics, professionals talk logistics. And Mom's out of quarters, so let's go General Bonaparte. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3684 One more time then onto Waterloo! 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3685 Forget it, Raymond, your dad is really tall. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3686 Yes your highness...but know that a ride to saint Helena costs...fifty cents 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3687 Stop calling me “Marie Louise” 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
3688 I guess they have to start somewhere. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3689 That is a lot of money to charge for this light brigade! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3690 Some kids idolize Superman, you know. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3691 ok nap,you KNOW he was left handed!" 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3692 For the last time, it doesn't take Francs and I am out of Quarters. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3693 Ok, but we're ordering pizza for dinner. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3694 Hey! Get off that before you give that horse a complex. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
3695 I'm telling you for the last time - if you're heading to Russia, you'll be sorry. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3696 ... and don't think I can't exile you to Elba young man. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3697 Very Fitting. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3698 If your bedroom is in disarray young man. Then I suggest you work on rehearsal of your Waterloo 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
3699 Would you like a bottled water, Lew ? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
3700 Come on, Napoleon, your Francs won't work on that anyway. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3701 Home is this direction. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3702 Wellington, grab a bag and I'll let you take Napoleon out for a walk." 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
3703 I guess it’s time to have the talk about cultural misappropriation. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3704 The British are coming, the British are coming…! To arms!”… 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3705 Waterloo, Kid. Look it up. 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
3706 Oh yeah! To infinity and beyond! 1.1429 0.05081 91 83 3 5
3707 No, we’re going to the water PARK. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
3708 I’m out of quarters and they don’t take ApplePay. Mom’s taxi leaves in exactly 90 seconds. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3709 Remember, one if by land... 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
3710 I asked if you wanted Neopolitan ice cream, not if you were Napoleon. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3711 Of course we want to drive the Russians out of Ukraine, but Mommy doesn't have enough quarters. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3712 Keep the pigeons away please 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3713 I still don’t see the point. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
3714 No, the store doesn’t sell swords. 1.1429 0.04587 98 88 6 4
3715 Forget it. I already told you we’re not going to Elba. 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
3716 The complex starts early if you’re not careful 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3717 The last time “patriots” like you went the Capitol we had an insurrection. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3718 Time’s up — we’ve gotta Bona-parte home now. 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
3719 He’ll never grow out of the complex” 1.1429 0.03321 112 96 16 0
3720 Paul, no more quarters until Midnight. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
3721 Come along, dear, it's time for dinner. You can finish conquering Europe tomorrow, sweetheart. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3722 There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3723 Sorry your majesty, but you’ll still need to clean your room. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3724 With this inflation you should save your pennys for another conquest, son. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3725 If you don’t help me load the car, you’re going to Elba. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3726 You'll be exiled to your room if you keep up this attitude. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3727 You did not win the last race, and i'm NOT contributing anymore. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3728 arg! 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3729 Love you baby. I suggest you avoid Waterloo 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3730 If you want a fruit napoleon, just ask for one! 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3731 Trump can’t ride a horse but the hat would be an improvement son 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3732 You're not Washington. You're more like a Napoleon. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3733 'Men are moved by two levers only: fear and coin-operated mechanical horses ' 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3734 Come along, Little Napoleon or you'll be exiled to Saint Helena in your room. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3735 Got 2 quarters? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3736 Look Mom! I found the perfect costume for Heritage Day! 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3737 French fries were actually invented in Belgium. But I did buy us some baguettes. 1.1412 0.05063 85 77 4 4
3738 I just made water, boo. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3739 If you’re not ready to go in 5 minutes, this will be your Waterloo ! 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3740 Do what you want;your brother Wellington is over there. And no, I won't make Chicken Marengo for dinner. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3741 You’ll have to choose another exile island, sweetie, Mommy has Fantasy Island booked every night after Daddy falls asleep. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3742 Conquer red divide 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3743 Mom, I already told you...the gun I want for my birthday is that way! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3744 Want to know your kid’s inner despot? Bring it to the supermarket 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3745 Don’t make me send you back to St. Helena! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3746 Hey kid, I hate to break it to you, but the horse has both hooves raised... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3747 We should not have named you Napoleon. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3748 Yeah, well I say it’s time to stop thinking and go. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3749 The Banque de France owes me from last time. Now, Kevin. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3750 Parking is that way 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3751 Sure you can conquer the world. But let's get that underwear changed first. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3752 This time, try going through Ukraine. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3753 Once more unto the breach, Dear mother! 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
3754 Let's go now or you'll really feel a Russian winter!! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3755 Stop or I am going to blow apart! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3756 Let's go, you have homework waiting, that's your Waterloo. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3757 I want a UFO! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3758 Moscow's in the other direction, Napoleon! 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3759 Yes, it runs on electricity. No, you're not Elon Musk. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3760 Picking your nose and showing off is not heroic! 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3761 Time to retreat home until next week's grocery run. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3762 I know you want an ice cream sandwich, but I don’t want frozen food section to become your Waterloo. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3763 Russians we will wait after dinner, honey ! 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3764 Kids nowadays with their, Napoleonic joyrides and their avocado toast… no wonder they’re all broke 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3765 My god, what are you doing up there? Not surprised that in the rest of Europe they prefer English as lingua franca. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3766 I always said you were a ‘complex kid’ 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3767 No, it wasn’t. It was Douglas MacArthur who said, “I shall return.” 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3768 You can stay, but don't head towardWaterloo. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3769 He actually crossed the alps on an ass, you know. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3770 Liberty and death will feel small compared to walking home if you don’t dismount, Captain. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3771 Imagination is priceless. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3772 Alright, if you're a good boy for your haircut you can invade the food court. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3773 Waterloo? Listen, buster, I'm not paying for a ride until you learn how to aim your loo water into the toilet 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3774 The recession is coming! The recession is coming! 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3775 Come on now, little man. Or else you'll be exiled to your room with no dinner. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3776 Your father will be so proud 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3777 I think the little Emperor will find his time in Elba awfully lonely if he doesn't get in the car right now. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3778 Going to Waterloo does not get you out of bath time. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3779 You are like SO 19th century, Bobby. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3780 '" Het kid, you're too young to meet your Waterloo" 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3781 Which way to the station? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3782 I said meringue, honey. Not Marengo. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3783 You’d be worth lots more than fifty cents if you hadn’t botched everything up at Waterloo. 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
3784 Carousel Carol? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3785 Come with me right now, mister, or it’s back to Elba for you. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3786 You can cross the Alps anytime. Right now we're picking your sister up from gymnastics. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3787 Going straight for less than a buck. C’mon i’m also wearing a cape … 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3788 Ok, Boney, time to switch from your beloved Marengo to the Mazda. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3789 Fun's over little guy. Time to go to Walmart Lou 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3790 While you're in there, pick me up a Napoleon? 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
3791 And no, I am not going to help you recreate 'Liberty leading the people' by Delacroix. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3792 You won't need the horse to get to the moon if you don't come with me now. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3793 Deciding between Valkyrie and Captain Barbosa for tonight's fancy dress party 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3794 Too much History Channel. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3795 Napoleon has nothing on me, baby! 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
3796 I'm still not buying cake. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3797 Well, his name may be Marengo but my Odyssey is waiting in the parking lot. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3798 When your son gets a better ride from a plastic horse than your husband can ever give you. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3799 Time for your nap now, Leon. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3800 I do not agree that if it’s obligatory at victory OR necessary at defeat; you are not getting any champagne, Emperor. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3801 Little generals have to start young and dream big. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3802 'Give them a whiff of grapeshot', Sammy 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3803 Mother, I've no time for your talk of "groceries" while Captain Poopy Pants and General Buttface are dying out there! 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
3804 No, you cannot conquer my Polish sausage and Dutch cheese. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3805 I don't care if you are crossing the Alps, it's time to go home, little man. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3806 Always look both ways before crossing, George. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3807 It will be Waterloo all over again young man if you don’t dismount and get in the car! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3808 More like, "No-hoes-leon". Get in the car. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3809 I forgot to tell you dear, in wars they ride real horses. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3810 In that direction lies Waterloo. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3811 Forget it. You are way too tall to be Napoleon. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3812 Son, you are stuck. It would be better to get off . Carry your mother this stock home. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3813 Mount Vernon is this way George. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3814 You're not old enough for that ABBA song. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3815 This one shoots for high ideals, not high scores. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
3816 If you don't stop horsing around, I'm going to exile you to your room when we get home. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3817 Hey Napoleon, the car is THIS way! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3818 I’ll give you 50cents for every dollar you can make riding that thing 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3819 Inflation is coming, inflation is coming! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3820 Yeah, I have a syndrome—being dynamite.” 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3821 No, another 50 cents won't fund your armies. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3822 After you've crossed the Alps you're still going back to Elba. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3823 I already bought you French beans - 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3824 You’d be better off imagining you’re the Duke of Wellington. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3825 Hold that pose. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3826 Because the ice cream is melting, George. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3827 You can conquer another country after we get home for lunch. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3828 No, Jayden, you can't "conquer" this whole box of Nutter Butters. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3829 Mom, add another fifty cents so I can continue my conquest 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3830 Well I'm glad to see your Napoleon complex has started early. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3831 You're a four-bit Napoleon all right. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
3832 Stay here. Do NOT go to Russia. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3833 How much do they charge? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3834 Impressive, but you can’t turn that in as your history project. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3835 When I count to three, you're going straight to Elba. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3836 Time to go home, Waterloo awaits, S.V.P. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3837 No, you can’t have another fifty cents, and stop calling me Josephine. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3838 It used to cost a penny. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3839 We must conquer the ice cream shop. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3840 Be sure to drink some milk when you get there. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3841 Talk about a Napoleon complex. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3842 Coins shortages are not fun 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3843 Let's go, Ethan, you're too big for that. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3844 To the Cronut section 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3845 Glad you’re not my kid, weirdo. Smell ya later! 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3846 We're leaving - come right now or they'll be no Napoléon dessert for you tonight. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3847 Stop overcompensating. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3848 Let’s go Napoleon, now! (For want of a quarter the ride was over.) 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3849 While you're going on the midnight ride, I will be doing mundane things like grocery shopping for you. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3850 Get in the car at the end of this turn or this will be your Waterloo! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3851 Fahgeddaboudit; the best we can do this year is cross the Adirondacks. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3852 You won’t be this short forever, enjoy it while you can. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3853 Get off now or I’ll ground you on Elba! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3854 Cut it out Davide! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3855 How about you try invading your homework next? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
3856 Charging against inflation at 50 cents a ride? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3857 The good stuff is where I’m going 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3858 You are too big for that ride. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3859 Remember - Able was I ere I saw Elba! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
3860 Don't you dare give me that look, short man. 1.1354 0.04593 96 87 5 4
3861 The wild east is not a thing dear 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3862 You get your Napoleon complex from your father. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
3863 Oh well, his father thought that he was Casanova. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3864 Enough, Napoleon, we have to go, NOW! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3865 Yes, I just bought bandaids, but I am not Florence Nightingale. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3866 We’re going home now. You can conquer the world another day, Napoleon. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3867 Reduce your 🛍 for crossing the alps! It’s a long way to go! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3868 I know Austria is that way, but we need to stop at HomeGoods first. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3869 Let's invade England 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3870 Hey, worst hat ever. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3871 No I won'r get out there so you can 'take' me alive. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3872 No more Halloween costume, it's ruining your all your fun. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3873 When he asked for a cape I just assumed... 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3874 I told you mommy doesn’t have enough quarters to get you to Moscow 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3875 We'll be skipping to your years of exile when we get home. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3876 Maybe by your buddy Brad, you’re a Napoleon, but by Napoleons, you ain’t no Napoleon. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3877 If the British see you like that, the cause is lost! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3878 With a growth spurt, you might grow out of this delusion. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3879 That horse won't take you anywhere son", said the wise lady from the shopping complex 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3880 Stay on any longer and it’ll be your Waterloo. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3881 The Mexicans are coming! The Mexicans are coming! 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3882 I'm not posting you on Insta again today, Napoleon! 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
3883 I bet you wish you were me right now. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3884 Dr. Young's office said they can fit us in after three o'clock. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
3885 I guess someone is studing the History of Europe at school. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3886 Knock it off, or I'll send you to Elba! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3887 It’s been two hours Ryan, get in the car. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3888 Get down before you hit Waterloo! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3889 I'll be back in a fortnight--Don't bathe!! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3890 I’m not worried. Napoleon complex is just a stage all kids go through. Most eventually grow out of it…unless they don’t. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3891 I’m all out of quarters. You’ll have to invade 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3892 Come on Donald, time to go. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3893 Put that hand under your cape! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3894 Little Bonaparte ways finished his dinner. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
3895 Someday they will name a dessert after you. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3896 Back to the kitchen where you belong! 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
3897 Follow me, Madame! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3898 I'm giving you six quarters to capture the storefront. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3899 On to Belmont! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3900 Ok, but consider this your Waterloo. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3901 Give up Jane, they’ll never believe you 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
3902 Darn, forgot the water, Lou. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
3903 No, sweetie, I don't have enough change to cross the Alps. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3904 To the snowy caps of the Ice Cream Dynasty 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3905 Your dad is tacking a sign on your door that says "Elba" even as we speak. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3906 I’m doing this for you. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3907 Ok Napoleon, but no more quarters from me. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3908 I command you to go back to the cookie aisle 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3909 wow he wants to be black beard 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3910 Able was I ere I saw Elba, Mom! 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3911 Put in another half dollar. My horse is hungry! 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3912 In the meantime, stay away from Waterloo. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3913 You can say Hi Ho Silver all you want! No more quarters! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3914 Trust me: you're headed to a place called Waterloo. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3915 Come on, let’s go. You better donate your pocket money to support Ukraine. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3916 Before I count to three, or I send you to Elba. One... 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3917 Sometimes it only takes 50cents to be taken for a ride 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3918 Someone's getting a Napoleon complex at an early age. 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
3919 Another 50 cents will be your Waterloo. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3920 It's going to take more than 50 cents to get there, kid. 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
3921 Enough Russia, my little Ukrainian. Lets go home. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3922 I’m sorry, my little man. But I don’t have any change. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3923 Hop in your booster seat. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3924 The troops are coming at 5. Let's go, little man. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3925 Enjoy Moscow. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3926 What? It's entirely your fault if you're only worth 50 cents. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3927 You really take what you learn in history class seriously. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3928 I'm packed and ready--at fifty cents, you've got the cheapest flight I could find! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3929 You're too tall for that. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3930 You can CHARGE these bags over to the car. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3931 My liege, I must inform you that the funds for your next war will come from the Empire's candy budget." 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3932 When you're done conquering half of Europe, come home and conquer your bedroom cleaning 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3933 No more visits to the Metropolitan until you quit acting like you're emperor. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3934 Paint me like one of those french guys!" 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3935 You better have marched to the Organic Section for these 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3936 You developing a complex notwithstanding,the fact remains.Those we my last quarters. C’est La vie! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3937 And thus we must conquer the food court. @newyorkercartoons 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3938 Sorry, honey. All out of quarters. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3939 Only cowards retreat. No screen time for a week. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3940 The ladies room is just past the water fountain. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
3941 I'm getting ready to cross the Delaware and meet my troops. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3942 Actually, the British cancelled because of the value of the pound. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3943 No more Instagram! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3944 Won't fly, you're too tall 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3945 See you at Waterloo, Mom. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3946 You’ll grow out of this in a few years. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3947 I’m out of quarters. We’ll do Austerlitz next time. And don’t call me Josephine! 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3948 As I’ve told you, always carry cash with you as not every merchant would understand when you say, ‘CHARGE’ 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3949 Lead your troops into battle at Waterloo after lunch. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3950 50 cents to momentarily live in your own world of joy 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3951 That's why you go to school. For your information, it doesn't end well. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3952 I bought you a tasty Bass Napoleon. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3953 Time to get off your high horse, sweetheart ! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3954 You thought Waterloo was bad? Wait 'til you see what happens when you don't get off that horse and head to the car now! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3955 the Alps are the other way, but you are crossing the line. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3956 Put another 50 cents in and I'll capture Moscow. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3957 Your not going to topple the Holy Roman Empire,right? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3958 save the earth? nah, we should burn this bitch to the ground ASAP — double-bag it. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3959 See you back at the ranch... 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3960 Why are you pointing to the water, Lou? 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3961 Alright,I bought Spindrift instead of Waterloo this time. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3962 Russia can wait, little one 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
3963 I said 'No conquering.' 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3964 Emperor? Pffft. I'm your MOTHER and I say get off that horse. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3965 f you don't get in the car right now, you'll be sent to Elba again. 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
3966 Let's go or you'll be late for basketball practice. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3967 Don’t take it too, seriously! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3968 I'm not going to fight with you. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3969 No more rides Monsieur Waterloo! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3970 If you don’t come along right now, you’re going to see Elba, if I’m able. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3971 The "Little Colonel" rides again! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3972 No, still you can't change your name, Neopolitan. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3973 Wake the infant-ry. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3974 Never interrupt your mother when she hasn’t had her coffee. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3975 It's your kingdom for a horse, not your empire. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3976 The British are coming... shoot, I need to pay my horse tax. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3977 You’re literally not going to grow out of this, you know. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3978 Get off of that, Donald! You don't even like animals! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3979 And who are YOU supposed to be? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3980 «Those trees do grow money.» 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3981 I told your Dad we shouldn’t have named you Napoleon, but Aiden wasn’t classy enough for him. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3982 Knock it off, you may not like what's going on, but you were born an American, no moving to France. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
3983 Upward and Onward 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3984 I’ll be home for dinner after a quick stop at Waterloo 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3985 Mom, I'm about to defeat the heathens, I can't clean my room now. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3986 I don't think a second French Revolution would be too popular today. Can't you just play cowboys and Indians like the other boys? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3987 to the moon, to the moon i go 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3988 A bit young for that complex, aren’t you? 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3989 After dinner, it's either your room or Elba. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3990 I don’t care if your about to win the Battle of Waterloo it’s time to go home for dinner. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3991 Napoleon n'avait un soldat. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3992 I know you want to go, honey, but Russo-World doesn't open until winter. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3993 You can conquer Europe if you want, but first, you've got to clean your room. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3994 Do you have another 50 cents I have to conquer Napoleon now 1.1298 0.03140 131 115 15 1
3995 Hot soup and cheese toast awaiting your return from Russia. 1.1296 0.03967 108 97 8 3
3996 Come on now, or walk home. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3997 We’ll ask Musk or Bezos to take you. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3998 You're forgetting Russian winters. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3999 My kingdom for a horse. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4000 Come along, Napoleon. You can ride again tomorrow. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4001 Put one hand inside your shirt--if you want to be successful. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4002 Jaxon, cultural appropriation is the least of my concerns. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4003 The student council election is over. Now let’s go. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4004 It's time to conquer the Napoleonic Chores. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4005 Mommy, I need to pee! 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
4006 Yes, I did buy corn. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4007 You must be from New York. Here in Florida we don't let little girls dress this way. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4008 You'll need another wing, Napoleon! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4009 The British are that way! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4010 OK General, Waterloo time as soon as we get home. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4011 Yes, yes, I know it feels like you’re getting somewhere, but there’s a reason they call it the GOP agenda simulator. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4012 Flank from aisle 5! They will never expect an attack from the produce section! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4013 Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4014 No, the car is this way Neigh-t 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4015 Alright. Your cookies and milk will be ready in five minutes 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4016 Bonaparte, Get off that now, you're supposed to be on a high horse! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4017 I don’t care if you haven’t conquered Russia. Come right now , or I’ll exile you when we get home. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4018 No. We are going to the Statue of Liberty ride. I'm tired of Narcissists. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4019 Napoleon historic reenactment is the latest tik tok challenge y’all! 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4020 Grow up. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
4021 Your a dime away from meeting your Waterloo. Mission Accomplished" 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4022 This must be Bon at party 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4023 You gotta believe. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4024 If you won’t buy me Russia, mommy, then I will charge it myself! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4025 for only 50 cents, madame, I shall invade once more … this time perhaps … not in winter 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4026 While you’re expanding your empire, I’ll pack the groceries. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4027 Ok for now, but now when uncle Henry and Aunt Beatrice visit. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4028 You can continue to ride as long as your able to see Elba. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4029 Yes, Napoleon, cross the Alps but you still have to have your broccoli for supper. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4030 The mass shooter is coming! The mass shooter is coming!” (Paul Revere, 2022 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
4031 Able was I ere I saw those prices. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4032 Get a move on, Little Corporal, or it's a timeout on Elba. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4033 I foresee a big-wheeled pick up with testicles hanging from the rear bumper in your future. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4034 OK, Napolean. At nightfall, you will be exiled to your bedroom. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4035 Did you really just tell me - women are nothing but machines to produce children? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4036 No, we have Conquest at Home 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4037 You should get him checked out for early onset Napoleon comple 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4038 I'm all out of change, Waterloo will just have to wait. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4039 I know you're having fun, but you've run up about 20 francs on that thing already. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
4040 I have promised my son a ride, won't you soon have finished?You have been riding for more than 200 years! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4041 You need help... 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
4042 Fuck You, Mom. I’m riding a horse. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4043 Shouldn't have put the (shopping)cart before the horse 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
4044 No more "Emily in Paris" for you. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4045 Russian math is this way. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4046 Mommy left me here. Do you have 50 cents, lady? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
4047 is "Does a horse even have a color when we're not looking?" 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4048 Well, George Washington had a hard time getting financial support from The Continental Congress… So you will just have to make do without $.50 …and these groceries 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
4049 Well at least I'm trying to go somewhere 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
4050 I called for an Uber, not a horse” 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
4051 if i was ride this for long enough the pony will eventually become tangible, rat woman with chimpanse fetish holding if hourse is ridaeble no longer needed your service or aid and i am free freedom is hard to obtain a gift refuse to waste this gift 1.1275 0.04552 102 94 3 5
4052 Follow me through frozen foods and we will finish off these barbarians of the North! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4053 When you heard about my Napoleon Complex, what exactly did you envisage? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4054 The British are coming 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4055 'History says he was short, but this is ridiculous!" 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4056 Yes this is my version of reenacting the Napolonic era. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4057 Time to go home. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4058 Two years of immersive French? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4059 Do you have change for a dollar?? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
4060 The hat is definitely going to disappear. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4061 Great! Now go to the water loo so we can go home. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
4062 I hate it when you call me little man, you know I already have a Napoleon complex! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4063 Tell Marengo we'll see him next week—we have to go find you some gym shorts for Waterloo now. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4064 Onward! To the ice cream! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
4065 Come on, Jacque, before you develop a complex. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4066 An army marches on its stomach, or so I've heard. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4067 That reminds me. Will and Tom called. They said they would like to meet you at Louis' pool. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4068 Okay Napoleon, your Waterloo can wait, but this 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4069 There can't be another naplion 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4070 When you grow up, you won't care. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4071 Let’s go home for some chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla ice cream. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4072 The rainbow is this way. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4073 Okay Napoleon, time to march on your stomach 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
4074 When I asked for a pony, I didn't mean this, Mom. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4075 Watches Braveheart once. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4076 I'll pay for the ride, after you help me take the groceries to the car. 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
4077 He has a big personality. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
4078 So your Dad's still watching Yellowstone. 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
4079 Take that stuff back to the Spirit Halloween or I’ll give you a Napoleonic complex. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4080 No, I don't think you want to go to Waterloo. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4081 Sure, it looks good sitting here, but just wait 'til we get to Waterloo. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4082 I said NOW...or I'll pull all your bones apart! 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
4083 Yes, I remembered to get you ice cream. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4084 At your age Napoleon would have had pubic hair and his glands would be going crazy 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4085 Armies cannot be led without silver my your Napoleon. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4086 No cash! I have cards only. Let’s go. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4087 Let’s go Buttigieg. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4088 Do you want anything other than Russian dressing? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4089 You made your point Napoleon. Now let's go or else I'll leave dinner up to Marie Antoinette. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4090 Very impressive, shorty, but I'm still not buying that candy. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4091 Not now mom…I have to warn everyone. “The broccoli is coming. The broccoli is coming.” 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4092 You've got exactly two minutes to secure your flanks at Waterloo then we come for dinner. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4093 Down Napoleon. We have your room invasion before we’re both exiled! 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4094 If chivalry is dead, help mom to the car. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
4095 On this horsey, I rule as far as the eye can see. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4096 Turn around, kid! You're pointing to Russia! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4097 If you dont get off that horse right now Napoleon Bonaparte, mommy is going to send you into exile" 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4098 where do you think you’re going…Russia? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4099 Feel independence for a small fee! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4100 No, you are not an admiral, and no, that is not a ship. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4101 Two more minutes, and then it's my turn. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4102 'We're not having borscht for dinner." 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4103 Ok Paul Revere, you'll need more quarters to warn them the Redcoats are coming 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4104 If you want to take Doge to the moon you probably should stop spending it all on this machine 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4105 Sorry, I’m a little short on change 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4106 Don't think playing Napoleon will get you out of helping with the dishes. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4107 Great ambition is the passion of a great character Can I have some candy please? 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4108 Stop that you are not a Proud Boy! 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4109 Forget them. I’m warning YOU right now,buddy 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4110 Watch out for surge pricing. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
4111 It's not a complex issue, you're a brat! 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4112 Fifty cents, eh? I bet I could make even more sense! 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4113 We still need the water, Loe. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
4114 Napoleon, it’s time to go. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4115 I keep telling you--one can be able without seeing Elba. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4116 First let's cross the street then we'll talk about the Alps. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4117 You're not short enough. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4118 I'm sure it's an important battle, but I'm the allied Prussian, Austrian and Russian forces, and I say it's time to abdicate. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4119 Remember 50 cents worth of glory then Waterloo. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4120 You may never know the satisfaction of victory without helping me make supper. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4121 Don’t be silly, you can’t just declare yourself “Eagle Scout.” 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4122 I've had it with you, Bobby, you're going to Camp Saint Helena for the rest of the summer! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4123 It's time for your Nap. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4124 For the last time, Jimmy, we are not going to invade Russia. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4125 You should stop raising the prices on the Dog and Cat food also . 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4126 We’ll just take a picture. You already spent your allowance money on the mule ride over the Alps. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4127 Napoleon, I told you to put your blankie in the wash, it stinks! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4128 Hey lady! Is this the way to Lingerie? 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4129 Let's go Little Corporal, your ice cream is melting. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4130 I'd rather be exiled than taken shopping. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4131 Then children are nothing but machines for producing migraines. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4132 Well then I suggest you catch the next flight across the pond! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4133 If you don’t come now, you’ll meet your Waterloo! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4134 Time to get in the minivan to Elba. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4135 The U.S. Is coming ! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4136 Careful, you could fall and crack a rib. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4137 HEY, FELLOW - YOU RIDING HIGH? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4138 If you like this you'll love the Wellington ride across the mall. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4139 No, Russia is behind you; that way is back to France. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4140 You can try riding forward, but it will cost you 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4141 Another 50 cents please; it's a long trip to Russia. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4142 I'm sure, ma. I likes the trotters better. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4143 You finally found a horse that fits ya. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4144 Your history class hasn't got as far as Waterloo yet, has it? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4145 Mom, 50 cents more please. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4146 A few years ago I would've said choose a different role model... 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4147 Do your homework, one is by land. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4148 If you don't get off that horse I'm sending you to Elba! 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
4149 Trust me--the toy aisle is your Waterloo. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
4150 Oh ok, then. I see the General has his own way home. Byeeee! 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4151 sweetheart, take my picture! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4152 Pardon me mademoiselle is this the way to Waterloo? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
4153 Please get off that horse or I'll tell your Wellington. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4154 Already,Young Napoleon,Ready For the Math Tutoring? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
4155 Sorry Paul, your curfew is still 11:00 pm 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4156 We are not going to France. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4157 Heigh Ho,Argent! 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4158 Sorry excellency, let's go or it's Elba for you. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4159 Come along now or I’m taking you to Elba! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4160 Don’t give me attitude just because the ride was shorter than others. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4161 We’re riding back to Europe, to find our freedom. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4162 That's not what solders mean when they say "charge" 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4163 Let’s go champ, have to go home and take a bone apart for dinner. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4164 Waterloo is the other way dumbass 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4165 Those days are gone forever, over a long time ago. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4166 Tis Walmart, Hardy! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4167 Don't make me play ABBA again 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4168 Let's get going Nappy, or I'll exile you here 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4169 You do know that it’s illegal to name a pig after you, right? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4170 Special offer: live the story you want to tell at only 50 cent 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4171 That was two years ago — you’re a little late to turn yourself into a fine-art pandemic meme, Cooper. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4172 I am hiding from the police. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4173 No. You cannot have more quarters so you can take the fight to Wellington. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4174 Okay, now that you’ve conquered the supermarket, let’s go visit your Auntie St. Helena! 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4175 Tommy, I said it's time to pack up your toxic masculinity and go home for a nap. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4176 to summer 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4177 I can't escape my Waterloo! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4178 Sorry, but the jour de gloire has not arrived...we're going home! 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4179 OK Napoleon, abdicate your throne, or I’ll be your Waterloo! 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4180 Okay, but the red CAR is leaving... 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4181 That is not what cooperative games were supposed to teach you. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4182 Follow me, I am going EAST, Young Woman. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4183 I see a mountain of chores you're destined to cross in this direction. 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
4184 And to think, just 2 centuries ago, you might’ve been celebrated and given your own army 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4185 Don't sass me, little man, or it's back to Elba with you. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4186 The price has increased by 50 times what it used to be, but the horse still isn’t going anywhere. Enjoy your childhood! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4187 Announcing on a kiddie-horse is still cheaper than a Super Bowl ad you know. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4188 Ok Napoleon, we're off to Waterloo, Iowa. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4189 Doubt me now. Soon you'll -all- see. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4190 So then,this is gonna be your Waterloo? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4191 Madam can you spot me a franc 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4192 I get the same mileage Napoleon 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4193 The LIKINGS are coming! Mom - ice cream is over there! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4194 No, I'm not giving you another 50 cents. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4195 You little boys are all the same. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4196 Should've bought him the phone... 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
4197 You thought 50 cents would get you airborne? In this macro environment?! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4198 ... aaaand this is where my hope for humanity left me. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4199 Stop playing of father and run home! 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
4200 Why do you reach, when there's no-pole-Ian? 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4201 The British are coming on the escalator escalator ? 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
4202 C'mon, we'll get to the Potomac faster by car!!! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4203 Oh yeah! Well if you don't come right now I'll demonstrate on you how to pull a bone apart! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4204 50 cents? If I were king for a day... 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4205 How sad he doesn't even have his parents to tell him pirates didn't use horses. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4206 Hi Yo Silver...Away (Despite most think it was Hi Ho!) 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4207 These crazy homeless midgets are getting out of hand. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4208 Come on Bonaparte, you can continue your revolution at home. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4209 Ok, Bonaparte. It's time to DE-part in a retreat back to the car. 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
4210 50c for your kingdom? Not today, Napoleon. 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
4211 Prices have only one way to go. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4212 “heading to the Capitol?” 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4213 Your PAC better find 50 cents. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4214 You really think you're something, eh? Don't you know what Napoleon did? Sending soldiers to squash a slave rebellion in Haiti? Is that your idol? A champion of slavery? You sicken me. And no, I don't have a fifty cents. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4215 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4216 It used to be 25cents a ride .. back in your day ! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4217 Who do you think you're supposed to be? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4218 Hey, you go, little man! 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4219 Charlie, I know you want to rule the world, but you have to finish your math homework first! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4220 You're too short for that gesture. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4221 Put the sheet on your bed, and I’ll consider funding your world domination. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4222 Got 50 cents? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4223 Time to go home, George. The 50 cents has run out, but one day you'll be on the dollar bill. 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
4224 I’ve told you over and over again Napoleon was not a superhero. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4225 Your taller than I imagined” 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4226 I meant Dynamite, not Bonaparte!! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4227 A Pegasus with one wing can't fly and it's already time for my nap, Paul (yawn). 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
4228 It's your manifest destiny to meet me back at the care in 20 minutes, honey. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4229 Honey, I’m pretty sure that’s a pirate hat, not a soldier’s… 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4230 That's okay Mom, You don't have to drive me home anymore. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4231 The Proud Boys Jan. 6th Capital Insurrection is over, Jeffrey. So, stop doing that or you'll end up under FBI investigation and on the House, floor testifying, again. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4232 The Alps and the parking lot are this way. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4233 There's land you can conquer at home. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4234 Fine, stay here on the horse, just wait until winter 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4235 The latest in horse fashion 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4236 OK Paul. So does ‘one if by land’ mean you’d prefer hamburgers then? 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
4237 Hey Babe,left field is the other way. And I would not recommend crossing the Delaware on a horse. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4238 No, I can’t go with you right now to conquer the moon 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4239 Onward to the ice cream isle! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4240 Waterloo will have to wait 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4241 Waterloo is in the opposite direction. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4242 I know Russia has invaded Ukraine, but that doesn’t mean the coast is clear for you to now invade Russia. Two wrongs don’t make a right. And believe me, you'd regret it. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4243 Son….get off your high horse and conquer your freedom to follow me to the car. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4244 I grew up in Waterloo, not just "in Iowa". Now get off the horse. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4245 I am charging at the windmills, I need a toy-gun. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4246 Honey, I've got a little more shopping to do and I'll be back in a minute....maybe. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4247 Get off that, pirates can get monkeypox too! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4248 You better get off now, otherwise you’ll get an ulcer. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4249 Napoleon, Don't use that attitude with me, 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4250 La method napoleon. Figure it out!! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4251 You have a hundred days to get out of there 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4252 No, I won't buy it for you. He was blown apart. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4253 I said SHOPPING complex! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4254 Mom, make sure the iPhone is on Portrait Mode this time. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4255 When I replied “charge”, I didn’t mean into battle. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4256 I'm getting you a new history tutor this week. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4257 Yes Your Highness - now let's get home, your Waterloo awaits! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4258 If taking away Minecraft for a week didn't help you listen better, then I guess it's exile to a remote island for you. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4259 In politics, stupidity is not a handicap said the young Napoleon Bonaparte future autocrat of ‘Merica. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4260 eh I give up 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4261 You Gen Alphas really ought to stop spending money on frivilous things like horse rides. How will you ever afford a home living like that? 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4262 You'll need to get a job if you want to charge! 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4263 You missed a spot. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4264 Sorry my "little corporal", I've no more francs; you have met your Waterloo. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4265 Mom, they said you'd listen to me. Charge! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4266 I warned your father that we'd have problems if we named you Napoleon. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4267 The revolution is this way, come with me to fight! 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4268 I told you that was your Waterloo ride! 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
4269 For 50 cents, this horse will do anything. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4270 I'm out of quarters. You can the attack the supermarket tomorrow. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4271 I really don’t mind that you’re shorter than me but can you quit this Napoleon Complex nonsense? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4272 No, I won’t …. I will not be part of your army! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4273 Get down from there this instant, or I'll be sending you to Elba! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4274 Ma look! this homeless guy gave me 50 cents and told me I could conquer the world ..Vive la revolution .. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4275 Yes, I was me! I started UE, and this time believe me we are going to add Russia 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4276 After you conquer Europe you can have more quarters. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4277 No, Paul. I don’t have 50 cents.” 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4278 Absolutely not, young man! You know full well we're taking you to the islands. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4279 I don't want to ride. Would you accept a quarter just to watch? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4280 Benito please let go of those genes! 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4281 I’m sorry Jason, but the answer is still ‘no’. You need to learn about inflation. Last week it was 25cents. Now look at how much it costs! 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4282 We've already agreed this wouldn't happen again until July 14. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4283 Paul, did you do your homework? 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4284 Sorry Napoleon. I'm afraid you'll just have to keep the revolution alive on fifty cents. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4285 Mom,Wait! I need 50 cents to fly to Mt Olympus! It 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4286 Don’t tell your fathers. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4287 The ice cream sandwiches don’t need saving. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4288 Would you like a Waterloo candy bar? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4289 Get off the #@ Trump ride Johnny 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4290 Right now, Alex, or it'll be Waterloo when we get home!" 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4291 Your teacher will not be amused 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4292 I’m going to the bank. You need more quarters. And clean up your toy soliders before I get back.? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4293 You're as effective as Napoleon on Elba! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4294 Judging by the price, I'd say that ride is your Waterloo! 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4295 I’m sorry Harold, but it’s time to go home. You can invade Austria after your nap. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4296 Let's go now, or I'll exile you to the basement" 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4297 I warned your father not to name the dog "Duke." 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4298 I was hoping you’d aspire to something more than my Little Corporal. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4299 You sure you want to go to Waterloo, smarty pants? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4300 Jimmy! When you said “Waterloo,” I thought that meant you were going to the boys’ room. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4301 Don't you dare put this picture on social media, mom. It'll be my Waterloo. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4302 We both set records today, so let's come back tomorrow for more bargains. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4303 Honey, are you a little too tall to play Napoleon? 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4304 Got to start somewhere 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4305 I'll be right back, I forgot the baguette and what did you want for dessert? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4306 Do you really think you can make it to the moon? You are not even packed! 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4307 Remember Timmy its not just the conquests you have to follow up with an agenda of social reforms. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4308 All around, my cost and your pleasure, it's simply Cheap Thrills. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4309 Ok Mr. Napolean- you’re not galloping off to the Ukraine- don’t you remember the last time you did that? 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4310 We have conquered civilizations at home. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4311 Son, Napoleon did not ride a horse. He wore heels. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
4312 Listen, Napoleon, you'll have your Waterloo if you don't get off that thing right now and come with me. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4313 peanuts! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4314 No way honey, the excess change goes to your new sister for her formula needs. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4315 This thing used to cost 25¢. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4316 I'll be back in half an hour. Don't sell the Louisiana Territory for fifty cents while I'm gone. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4317 The time for change is upon us 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4318 Nappy! Do I have to send you to Elba again? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4319 Qui madame, cette folie has lead to a new low in Franco-American relations. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4320 You need an anti-defamation force. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4321 A history that will ride on forever for fifty cents. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4322 I was hoping the worst was behind me after having to deal with your Oedipal Conflict. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4323 I will give ya a dollar if you quit yelling, "The British Are Coming!" 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4324 Even if you grow up to be Napoleon, I'll still be taller than you. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
4325 I don’t think you have enough time to reform the tax system before dinner 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4326 Well I am not Hannibal’s mom, so I say not today! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4327 Able you were ere these grocery prices, David. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
4328 I’m not impressed Harold. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4329 Follow Me. I kid adventure. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4330 You figure it out 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4331 The red vests are coming! The red vests are coming! 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4332 I don’t care if you did cross the Alps; you’re still not crossing the street alone. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4333 Milk, eggs, and away we go! 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4334 This is about to be your Waterloo. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4335 Sorry, I'm all out of Euros. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4336 I will not support even a hint of fascism, then or now, son. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4337 No more rides, you'll develop a complex. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4338 I have the bone apart in my purse. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4339 Are we not drawn onward, we few? Drawn onward to new era? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4340 Okay, Bigshot. Let's go home before Mommy goes all Waterloo on you. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4341 Well a certain part of your anatomy has not awakened to the folly of underestimating the synergy of meteorology and supply chain logistics. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4342 It’s not moving because if inflation and no, I won’t take your picture. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4343 It is summer but don’t head for Moscow. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4344 OK, but when you grow taller, no more Napoleon charges. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4345 I am going home. When you're ready to go home just yell, "The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!" and your grandfather will find you and bring you home. 1.1092 0.03110 119 107 11 1
4346 You're just not worth 50 cents 1.1089 0.03955 101 93 5 3
4347 We'll go to Italy next year. No need for such emphasis. 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
4348 Sure, but you still have to clean your room 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
4349 I said you're headed toward Waterloo. You'll get it when you're older. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4350 I'd be careful. I saw that Wellington kid wandering around earlier. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4351 I wish you'd outgrow this rebellious phase. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4352 No more Adderall and Ukraine news for you, mister. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4353 No, you cannot suppress Prussian aggression before dinner. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4354 The Waterloo campaign may go better if we take the car. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4355 You can walk home if you think for one second I’m going to give you another 50 cents. . 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4356 I can't believe it's still 50¢. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4357 No Leo. You’re horoscope says it’s a bad idea. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4358 It’s definitely worth the 50 cents to know where I parked my car. Thanks! 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4359 You going to meet your Waterloo, you know. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4360 Mom, where is my Josephine? 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4361 Living in the past 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4362 Russia can wait. Home and homework first! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4363 Ok it is your turn 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4364 Aren’t you a little young for a napoleon complex” “yes, yes I am 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4365 You’ve got until 3 if by car. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4366 Sorry I can't disconnect the horse for you, but I don't think Italy is anywhere near as conquerable as Mr. Boffo's Food Circus could be. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4367 Militia? 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4368 You can’t start a revolution just because I took away your phone for using racial slurs on the internet, Braydon. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4369 Let’s go… you’ve pillaged all my change and now you’re plundering my patience. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4370 Your not getting anywhere fast. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4371 You put up a good fight in the candy isle. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4372 I'll cancel my appointment with the dentist. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4373 Protesting the sausages, sauerkraut, and beer sale, again? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4374 You won't get far running away from home for fifty cents 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4375 I'm a 'Proud Boy' here to save my country. Tattoos and a defense attorney are next. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4376 At least you're not my kid. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4377 You call that a baguette?! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4378 It doesn’t work like that anymore. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4379 This complex of yours is getting out of hand! 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4380 Mother. Chaos shall be my stepping stone to power at the mall. I need ¢50 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4381 No, we're going this way 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4382 I don't ride losers 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4383 Let's go. I'll sing you "Waterloo" at home. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4384 When I grow up, I'm making my own one of these, and it will take me way way up there," said little Elon 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4385 Too little too late! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4386 Towards the solution of climate change" 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4387 Leon, I’m not sure what’s more inflated these prices or your ego Now, get in the car. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4388 If I could afford the gas prices, I'd give you 50 cents to conquer Russia, sweetie 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4389 Get ready to put in another 50 cents there, Josephine! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4390 Aren't you a little big for that? 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4391 Let’s go home and take your nap, Leon!” Do you like that? “Nap Leon” looking like “Napoleon?” Is that getting you off, as you sort through puns and jokes for your little contest? Does this get you hard, you sick fuck? Answer me, god damn you 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4392 If 50 cents was enough. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4393 No, I will not take your Be Real. And I’m pretty sure you’re missing the point of the app. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4394 Penny for your thoughts? Or is there a price increase to a dime?? 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4395 I don't care who's coming. We're leaving now! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4396 You keep on getting Hitler and Napoleon confused. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4397 My mom says I’m tall for my age 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4398 Not now Nappy, we're late to your play date. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4399 OK Napoleon. Back to school clothes are over here. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4400 Sorry kiddo, but starting a revolution is probably gonna cost me at least $2.50 what with inflation. Maybe next week... 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4401 He was led over the Alps on a mule, you know. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4402 Quarters are circumstances - I make the circumstances. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4403 Time to go home to your video games, Napoleon. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4404 what's after your Napoleonic phase? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4405 Waterloo is coming, no more quarters. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4406 I'm glad you know the way to Lexington but I've got to find my car now. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4407 Does this have anything to do with your mother selling your hobby horse when you started high school? 1.1034 0.04336 87 81 3 3
4408 Get of that now or it's no more trips to the Met for you! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4409 I demand The Lousiana purchase includes Ice cream!!! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4410 Yes, you have time to rally your troops to stop the Austrians from re-taking Vienna, but we're going to get the dry cleaning in five minutes, whether Austerlitz or Waterloo. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4411 George Washington’ s mother took his battle sword away because he chopped down the tree. End of story. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4412 Italy for 50 cents? Kid, with inflation I 'd settle for a slice of bread for 50 cents. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4413 I see you need your Nappie. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4414 Come now, Arthur, your wellies suit you more. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4415 The main-dish is coming 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
4416 My therapist said not to worry about his Costco Complex 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4417 TikTok successfully replaced dabbing with ‘Crossing the Alps’ 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4418 Get off that horse, Napoleon, or you'll be getting a timeout in Elba! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4419 From now on I am an Instacart shopper ! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4420 Please try not to get exiled before I finish shopping? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4421 I’m sorry, Josephine, but Waterloo simply won’t wait! 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4422 Oh,look: two nags for 50 cents. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4423 Just a short ride. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4424 Hey Lady, Look at the price of gas! 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4425 Today I conquered mall shopping with Mom, tomorrow I will conquer the world! 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4426 Must be this short to ride, madame 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4427 Next time we come here, you need to play quietly - I had to keep telling the people inside that the British weren't actually coming. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4428 If you don't get in the car this second you're going to wish you'd never escaped from Elba. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4429 It’s chocolate cereal OR another ride, General… 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4430 At least "Crossing the Alps" hasn't gone up yet…but we still can't afford it. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4431 He was more than a minuteman, he also had a popular rock band. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4432 Hi Yo Silver and Away!!! 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4433 Like I tod yout babysitter Marie, you can go to Infinity but not beyond, and absolutly NO letting you ear cake! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4434 When you have to cross the Alps through the Great St Bernard Pass but also have naptime at noon 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4435 Napoleon,I told you we can get ice cream on the way back. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4436 woman: you obviously wish you could fly boy: you think? 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4437 It's my new eclectic hybrid. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4438 The Brits might well be coming, or the Light Brigade charging, but I'm driving home now. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4439 Dramatic, but we are not going to that candy store. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4440 You know Napoleon actually crossed the Alps on a mule. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4441 Aren’t you a little big to still be playing Napoleon? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4442 One day you'll look back at this and thank me for not spending any more money on these rides. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4443 At least I can afford to support your dreams. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4444 You need to have more realistic ambitions. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4445 The plunder is in the toy department aisle." Cal Bellamy, Munster, I 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4446 Darling, that's not what 'seahorse' means. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4447 I'll get some quarters and follow you in the helicopter. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4448 Now is NOT the time for your third grade biography photoshoot. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4449 I really hope you grow out of this 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4450 OK, Napoleon! Dinner will be served soon on Elba. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
4451 Ok little Paul, I mean it let’s go, I don’t see any British coming, where do you get this stuff from ❓ 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
4452 Let's go, you can cross the Alps and retake Italy another day! 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4453 Donald, have you informed your teacher, Miss Silikov, of your plan? 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4454 Just so you know - it’s a long, long, long way back to the Food Court and France, for me, is just one store over. Good luck. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4455 I am pretty sure that General Washington ate his veggies without making a fuss. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4456 Donald you can stop dreaming of conquering the world, it's time to go home. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4457 The toy section is this way! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4458 Fifty cents?! Forget it. Last week it was only five cents to ride that horse, “Ms. Bonaparte”! 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4459 Do you want a turn? 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4460 You promised to drive me to my mother's house after we finished shopping. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4461 Liberté, egalité, beurre salé: aisle 3! (submitted by Barbara Bloom, Vancouver, BC) 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4462 Come on now, 'Napoleon Crossing the Albertson's.' 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4463 Moscow is the other way! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4464 You must have crossed the Alps by now. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4465 We’re at Piggly Wiggly, Howie. That couldn’t be Pegasus and you’re not Napoleon Bonaparte. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4466 Definitely too young to have a Napoleon Complex. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4467 But Mom, you promised I could do Waterloo before we went home. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4468 Let’s go honey, we have the French Revolution at home. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4469 Hey! Time to get off your high horse and pick up the bottled water, Lou. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4470 If it's exile you want, just keep heading in that direction, little man. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4471 Mum! Why do you promise everything but deliver nothing? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4472 How about you go conquer that ghost that keeps wetting your bed. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4473 If you want to invade Russia, Napoleon is not your best role model. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4474 Onward to Waterloo, Josephine! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4475 He'll come around. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4476 The only thing you’re crossing, buddy, is my last nerve. I’m Harpy Shrew Mom, and I have YEARS of experience being annoyed for no reason. DECADES. I don’t care if it’s impressive you know historic art. 50 damn cents? Not in Harpy Shrew Mom’s world! 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4477 No the horse doesn’t fly for 50c 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4478 With the price of these groceries, Napoleon is going to have to walk across the Alps to the car. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4479 I'm going to war whether you like it or not, you old crone! 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4480 Maybe Putin would have been satisfied with just a 50 cent ride! 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4481 Finish up, please. We have to be there shortly . 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4482 Child, even rockin’ a full Julius Caesar don’t make dat shit funny. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4483 Watching short man syndrome in action is worth fifty cents. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4484 The British are not coming here, Paul. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4485 Let's go home, Frankie, it is your bedtime 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4486 The Neapolitan ice cream is that way? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4487 Woman: "Huh?" Kid: "Able was I, ere I saw Elba." 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4488 Great. And does Simon Bolivar know how to carry groceries? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4489 Mo-om~ can you put another coin in? I was just in the middle of a fearsome battle. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4490 Timothy, I said “Neapolitan”… 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4491 Parking at the MET is impossible, that’s why. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4492 If you don't stop behaving like that, you are going to grow up to be as short as he was. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4493 I get it. You have a Napoleon complex, are about as short as he was, and like riding a horse, even if it's plastic. That thing still costs 50 cents and you're on your own for that. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4494 That’s true boy, both bucking and bronco begin with the letter B. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4495 You're gonna be late for Waterloo practice! 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4496 Put two quarters in that slot, or...to the moon Alice! 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
4497 You and your Napoleon Complex are going home now. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
4498 Like a Lift? I can leave Uber standing! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4499 Get off that now or I'll show you Waterloo! 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4500 Sorry, I left my camera in the car. And I don't carry cash anyway. Come on, let's go. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4501 Come on ‼️ Donald , you can practice your Napoleon later ‼️ 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4502 I got you a Napoleon cake 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4503 Hey buddy… You’re about to meet your Waterloo… Now get in the car. 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
4504 Off to Russia, this year it won‘t be that hard! 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4505 So when did you last meet a six year old human statue? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4506 Must I hold your murse while you’re off to battle? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4507 the gun lobby is coming! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4508 Unless you'd like to be exiled to Elba without your supper, you'd better get off that horse right now. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4509 Ya know what, perhaps I’ve been complaining about inflation and the cost of bread a bit too much in front of you, huh kiddo? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4510 I already told you, I’m not going back in. We have enough Waterloo water at home 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4511 I said, back to the car right now young man, otherwise I am grounding you to the Isle of Elba for the rest of the summer! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4512 When you're done crossing the Alps, can you help me get these groceries across 3rd Avenue? 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4513 Saddle down, my little corporal, we have to go home for supper. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4514 No Paul, eh, on our way 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
4515 Nice try Napoleon, but that code of yours was only good for a 50 cent ride. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4516 No, sorry, my name isn't Josephine. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4517 'I think that statue is familiar...' 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4518 Sorry. I need that 50 cents for my horsepower. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4519 Sorry honey, a 0.50 cent revolution is too expensive. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4520 It was worth 50 cents to get you a new horse. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4521 Make good choices! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4522 Yes yes very convincing, except for the hat. Michael Jackson never wore that. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4523 I know. I know... "Able was I ere I saw Elab". But how about: "Wow Boobytraps mom, mom's party boob wow". 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4524 You drank too much water, take yourself to the loo. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4525 I said get off thy steed and help this fair maiden carry the groceries,Connor. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
4526 I can’t hear you. You are a little hoarse! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4527 Short-man Syndrome; I hope he grows out of it. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4528 the lone LARPer 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4529 No, I can’t go right now with you to conquer the moon 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4530 I dont care how many times you ride it. We are not getting a Pony. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4531 Don’t you know that Napoleon has been canceled? 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
4532 You're going to have to pay under the counter to fly. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4533 Are layaways acceptable? 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4534 Mom! Not until I finish conquering the Illyrian Provinces. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4535 IT'S TIME TO GO HOME," NAPOLEO 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4536 I’m just manifesting what my pediatrician said about my growth chart. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4537 Sure, they name the wars after you, but then comes Waterloo and exile; you are better off studying for your geography test tomorrow; Vienna could be taken next week! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4538 Put that stuff back. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4539 Oui, madame. All proceeds go to the children of Ukraine net of support for my own retreat. 1.0909 0.03543 99 92 5 2
4540 I'm going home with the horse, and you carry your bags 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4541 When you fall off you will have to get back on at your own cost ,in the mean time I am putting money into the car pay machine and going home 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4542 Sweetheart, how long will this conquest take? I am carrying frozen food this week. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
4543 Aren't you a bit too tall for this now? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4544 C'mon Nappy we have to get home. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4545 Onward to the pantry! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4546 Well, well, well, if it isn’t the tricorne-hat-coin-operated-ride-to-neck-beard-fedora-gaming-chair pipeline. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4547 Come now, young man, or do we need to have our Elbe conversation? 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
4548 Thanks for the reminder, honey...I got the Alpo. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4549 i spent $23,000 on IVF to have you—out of pocket, no help from insurance or family or work. if i’d put that into bitcoin i’d be millionaire. sometimes i think, wow, if i’d made any other choice i could be literally anywhere else, not dealing with you 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4550 If I can be emperor for 50C, I will be emperor for 50c 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4551 I’ve coined you a minute… man. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4552 Two quarters is by sea — I’m afraid you’re stuck… 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
4553 War is the business of barbarians you must not fear death, my mom! 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4554 I know your name is Napoleon, but you still have to pay to ride the horse, besides I already spent all my money on more important things like perfumes and cosmetics. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4555 The store manager says 50 cents is not inflationary. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4556 Dr. Jones told you not to tell me I can't conquer France if I set my mind to it. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4557 Selling me a piece of history for fifty cents? "Nah, I'm good". If humans keep acting this way, I'll get to see history repeat itself for free. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4558 I really have no time for this. I ‘ll just wait at Waterloo 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4559 Get down from there, Napoleon. The Alps will still be there tomorrow. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
4560 Gates of Normandy? How bout the kingdom of napdom? 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4561 What's the deal with your former archivist? 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
4562 : "Darling, I asked you to practice your dictaTION" 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
4563 Keep up this behaviour and you'll be cancelled by tomorrow 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4564 Just wait until I tell your father you were overcompensating. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4565 Give another little dictator a turn! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4566 Let's get going now Napoleon, you can take your revenge on Russia another day. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4567 Napoleon, dime, I might. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4568 You're shaking in place and no triumph my little Napoleon. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4569 Yes, yes ... we'll conquer Walmart tomorrow 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4570 Come on, Boney, the loo isn't going to water itself! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
4571 Nyet Leon. It doesn't matter how much Moscow bombs us, the US won't let us bomb them back. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4572 Only superheroes get extra time, not dictators. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4573 Now look who's boss, Mom! 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4574 We’ve already talked about this. You are not old enough to have a social media account, and I am not posting it on mine. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4575 The waterloos are that way. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4576 Hey Napoleon, you’ve conquered enough for today! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4577 Read the room, Junior. This is NOT a time for more desk white guy statues. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
4578 Try wire rim glasses, short hair and well-cut suit if you are going for world domination. 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
4579 I have more important things to do. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
4580 Just so you know, he was actually average height. Now get in the car and drive us to your parents place. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4581 Mom, can I please have another 50 cents it’s for educational purposes! 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4582 Come on, Little Corporal. Russia's not going to invade itself. 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
4583 I promise take out, you deliver a crummy ol' dinner 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
4584 That was last month. You're 15 cents short. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
4585 If you are going to play at Boni, my dear, I am NOT going to give you 50 cents! 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
4586 Napoleon could get on that thing for just a nickel. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
4587 Crossing to the candy aisle, I go. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
4588 Sorry colonel— those superior white supremacists will just have to wait for me—-I don’t have time to go forth and conquer—- unless of course they want to cook dinner for your father and the rest of you. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
4589 Anarchy is the stepping stone to absolute "get in the car." 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
4590 No, you're riding your 'Horse'. There's an S in it, dear 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
4591 Fine, Kyle, I stan a short king. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4592 Please try to pick some American dictators to play in the future! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4593 My snickerdoodle eating dictator.” 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4594 Hey, babe! Let's Bugaloo to Waterloo! 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
4595 Forget it. The "emperor" already got new clothes; he's not getting a pony ride too. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
4596 Im not buying you a castle Even if winter is coming 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
4597 My mother, the Wellington. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
4598 I’m running away, without Brady we will never win another Super Bowl 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
4599 I'm just like my country. I'm young, scrappy, and hungry. 1.0841 0.03005 107 99 7 1
4600 Why do you have to LARP as your favorite dictator instead of just anonymously praising him on 4chan like a normal incel? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4601 First conquer cleaning your room, then you can worry about Moscow.” 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4602 If you take any more quarters out of my bag it will be your Waterloo. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4603 Fine, stay here, Eric. Enjoy Elba. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4604 Your about trot into your own Waterloo! 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4605 It's not that complex, just put in fifty cents! 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4606 Just stay away from the Russian food section. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4607 I'll be right back with your equestrian trophy. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
4608 Not one more word about Waterloo or you're grounded. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
4609 Marry a womb, Baby, marry a womb. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
4610 I’m cooking dinner, go ahead and meet your Waterloo 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
4611 If I can’t have Waterloo, I’ll take the supermarket! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4612 I'm gonna need another fifty cents to reach the sunset. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4613 Your father is my Waterloo. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4614 Pick me up after I have conquered England. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
4615 Good, you finally conquered Russia...for fifty cents. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4616 Huh Really! Not Today Napoléon 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4617 How Trump got started on the road to insurrection. 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
4618 You’d need all of Europe’s wealth to keep playing.” 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4619 Careful, Napoleon, you fell off Jumbo last week. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4620 Nappy time, huh? 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4621 No, you can't invade Russia! 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
4622 Where are you going young man? 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4623 Vive la Ben Franklin Five & Dime ! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4624 No, I just got plain chocolate ice cream. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4625 My mother always warned me about your short-man syndrome. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
4626 I thought you didn’t like Infernal Machines.” #deepcu 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4627 I'll always be more revolting than you 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4628 No mom, I’m Donald Trump! Alice Hoffman Aliceweisshoffman445@gmail.com NY, NY 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4629 Excusez moi... But I'm kinda doing a thing here. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4630 Again? Next time bring your own two bits. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
4631 Mom, you keep telling me about this inflation thing—look it’s right there. Now can I have 50¢? 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
4632 YOU’LL get a ‘whiff of grapeshot’ if you don’t get in the car, young man! 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4633 Wonder what he’s flying on. 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
4634 No time for your delusions of grandeur. I've got unconscious penis envy issues to deal with. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4635 Waterloo, shmaterloo. Come now or I’m sending you to your Elba when we get home. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4636 Do you really want to charge into the Waterloo Record shop? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
4637 They don’t accept charge cards? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4638 It's time for nappy, Nappie!" 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4639 I am prepared to wage a war to avoid buying school supplies. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
4640 He never grew you know - be careful , or you will end up with a complex 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4641 Water,loo,here. Indefinite confinement,there. Shoe sale,lower level. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
4642 Good luck conquering a roller coaster, kid 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4643 Hmm..'Must be on loan from the museum.' 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4644 You’re not getting 50 cents,Napoleon. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
4645 Let's go home and you can take a nappy. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
4646 Listen Lille napoleon,your dentist appt is. 15 minutes away so giddy up hi ho….or shall I drive??? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4647 No! It's nappy time. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4648 Mother, your generous loan of 50 cents will propel me to victory! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4649 Being short, I’m not surprised that you suffer from ‘Napoleon’ syndrome. I’m just glad that you will grow up. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
4650 Ok. I got the message. We'll go to the bakery and pick up some Napoleons now. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4651 I’m not getting off unless we get McDonald’s for dinner! I know there’s no food at home!” “Yes, that’s why we’re here. I got food for home… 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4652 Aren't you a little too old for the hobby horse of popularity? 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4653 Let's go. Life's hard; get over the fantasy world. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4654 To the laundromat!…do you have any quarters? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4655 I don't know what I've done to make you behave so badly, Napoleon. 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
4656 I think I had a Waterloo. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
4657 ugh, i never should’ve let your father name you napoleon 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
4658 Hey little Nap, I don’t have any quarters so let’s go 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
4659 No, David, I won't pay you fifty cents to get off that horse and cross the parking lot to the car. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
4660 Which way to the child psychiatrist's office complex? 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
4661 Well, you stayed put after all. You'll get your napoleon when we're home." 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
4662 Be careful or you'll shiver your timbers. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
4663 Yup, you're headed straight for Waterloo. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
4664 The car is this way. So finish up your captain patriarchy game and let's get going! 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
4665 No more! I am fresh out ofSou’s 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
4666 Oh, when you said that you were a little horse, you were not asking me to make a doctor's appointment for you. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
4667 Your therapist thinks I should tell you that you're too big for that ride. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4668 One if by land, two if by sea, three if by supermarket parking lot! 1.0732 0.03794 82 78 2 2
4669 Want another ride kid, cough up the money, cause I am tapped out... 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
4670 No, David, we’re not getting a St. Bernard. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4671 If you don’t want your penis preserved in a jar after you die I suggest you get of that thing now. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4672 I told you I don't have anymore #!$@% quarters, pardon my French. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4673 After the drama of your 'midnight' message and four-bit ride, it'll be time for bed. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
4674 Allright Napoleon, Let's get in the mini-van and I'll drive you to Waterlooo. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
4675 I’m returning your rockets for what? More muskets and cannons 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
4676 Napoleon conquered European and I, the Metaverse. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4677 Looks like America can use all the spare change it can get. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4678 Please stop acting out your Napoleon Complex. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
4679 Hey, Napoleon, are you going to the Holloween party or not! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
4680 All lives matter (the kid is racist) 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4681 Madam, your chariot is that way!! I told you the horse completes the costume, mom. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4682 Get off this instant, buster, or you're going to call your bedroom Elba for a month. 1.0700 0.02932 100 94 5 1
4683 I can't wait till you get taller 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
4684 So you think you can do better than “Napoleon” on a 50 cent horse? My bad. Now I get that “Napoleon” and his horse want ice cream cones!” 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4685 Was that costume in your pocket?? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4686 Paul Revere obtained his skills from riding indoor toy ponies. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4687 If you don't get off THIS VERY MINUTE, you'll be meeting more than your Waterloo. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4688 COME ON ADMIRAL, TIME TO GO HOME! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4689 Don't go getting the wrong idea. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4690 Come on,Jared. Give peas a chance. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4691 Yes,I remembered the cheesy-doodle blast offs. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4692 If you wanna warn someone, Paulie, go tell your father he'd better be home by six for your sister's birthday party. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4693 Keep talking, and it’s the guillotine for you! 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4694 But Mooom, the British are coming! 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4695 If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. Now can I get another quarter? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
4696 The charge of the Light Brigade is just going to have to wait until you get your allowance. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
4697 Oh, yeah? You mean like you conquered wetting the bed? 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
4698 When will you be home? After the military campaign? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
4699 Can we pick up some French bread over there? 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
4700 Sorry kid, the Powerball is over a billion and mommy got a tix 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
4701 Come on Napoleon. 50 cents won't get you past Waterloo! 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
4702 What else do you need for your startup? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
4703 You have to be over 5’ to ride that horse. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
4704 Before I direct you, deposit fifty cents please. 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
4705 I believe you’ve met your Waterloo. 1.0659 0.03047 91 86 4 1
4706 Russia is the other way, Le Petit Caporal. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
4707 Oh, Jeez, gimme a break. Whatya doing history for? History is so . . . ORDINARY. Do a Putin . . . or a Mitch McConnell. 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
4708 C'mon put a coin in.. I'm a former Chippendale. You will have nice dreams. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
4709 G baguette, Jimmy! I've told you a 1000 times. A family moves on its belly, not on a coin machine! 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
4710 Can’t I use your fuel points? 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
4711 Mom I only need two more quarters to become a full blown tyrant 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
4712 See if it takes plastic and then you could have one ride Paul Revere. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
4713 Let's go home, Napoleon. It's time to fix your dinner. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
4714 I am looking for the hemorrhoid doctor 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
4715 You'll need bread, buster. 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
4716 Oui oui my little corporal but I'm exiling you to your room to prepare for your English final! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4717 Perfect !! I always considered him a little shit! " jk fuller. genoa, nv 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
4718 O.K. Napoleon, get off your low horse and let's go cook some bouillabaise. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
4719 we're on the road to nowhere. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
4720 Forget it! Mom is not giving you 50 cents to end up in Elba. You 'know' what happened to Napoleon! 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
4721 Gap Kids was hatched from a super-ball! 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
4722 Tyler, forget it, we are in Boise and Moscow is nearly 300 miles away. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
4723 Is this because you couldn't reach all the items in the market? Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
4724 Yikes, I paid 10 cents in the old days. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
4725 Now what did I tell you about pointing at strangers? Do that again and I'm sending you to Saint Helena! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
4726 You stupid fucking kid, you’re not napoleon idiot, he’s been dead for like 500 years you idiot, now get off that stupid little horse so we can get home and I can keep my wife from finding out about Pearl Harbor! Come on! We’ve got no time to waste! 1.0426 0.02582 94 91 2 1
4727 All that rocking will upset your stomach! 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
4728 For 50 Cents I will show you the way. Oh please let me show you the way. Pretty please? 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
4729 "Just invite them over for a playdate....remember, don't play tea party!" 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
4730 Nipple head! 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
4731 Yes, Billy, I know you want to conquer distant lands but I don’t think you’ll get very far. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
4732 No matter the bravado, you remain the shortest equestrian on our team 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
4733 Mom,the red hats are coming! 1.0349 0.01990 86 83 3 0
4734 The revolution is over Tommy, now clean your fucking room you little cocksucker 1.0319 0.01823 94 91 3 0
4735 Get off that you’re going to get a complex 1.0247 0.01735 81 79 2 0