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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-07-24T18:58:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-08-07T18:59:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-08-01T18:59:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 8, 2022 |
Number of captions | 4655 |
Number of responses | 635882 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I told the aquarium we''ll be working remotely from now on. | 1.8455 | 0.01388 | 3444 | 1450 | 1076 | 918 |
1 | Hey, nobody goes hunting for the Great Tan Whale. | 1.8316 | 0.02588 | 944 | 390 | 321 | 232 |
2 | Of course I turned off echolocation. I'm on vacation! | 1.8055 | 0.01622 | 2365 | 1010 | 805 | 550 |
3 | If Greenpeace shows up, act distressed. | 1.7681 | 0.01304 | 3376 | 1451 | 1257 | 668 |
4 | Everything I drink turns to blubber. | 1.7666 | 0.01305 | 3831 | 1801 | 1123 | 906 |
5 | That had better be a paper straw. | 1.7661 | 0.01265 | 3655 | 1596 | 1318 | 741 |
6 | I love those fake shark fins. They clear the beach every time. | 1.7541 | 0.02069 | 1338 | 588 | 491 | 259 |
7 | So when the humans come, just start flopping around like you're in trouble. It's hysterical. | 1.7528 | 0.01758 | 1946 | 885 | 657 | 404 |
8 | How come when they do this, it's a vacation, but when we do it, it's a tragedy? | 1.7516 | 0.02741 | 801 | 365 | 270 | 166 |
9 | Remind me to thank the sharks for clearing the beaches. | 1.7474 | 0.02251 | 1176 | 536 | 401 | 239 |
10 | What's got into you? You're drinking like a fish. | 1.7442 | 0.02014 | 1478 | 679 | 496 | 302 |
11 | We're not beached whales, we're beach whales, baby! | 1.7431 | 0.02561 | 864 | 384 | 318 | 162 |
12 | Finally a beach where nobody is trying to drag us back into the ocean. | 1.7371 | 0.01923 | 1567 | 714 | 551 | 302 |
13 | Remember, when they carry us back to the water, pretend to be grateful. | 1.7346 | 0.02080 | 1345 | 616 | 468 | 260 |
14 | They say 'beached whale' like it's a bad thing. | 1.7308 | 0.01653 | 2169 | 1013 | 727 | 429 |
15 | I'm thinking the Bucket o' Krill for starters. | 1.7253 | 0.01895 | 1602 | 740 | 560 | 301 |
16 | We live so close to the beach; we really should use it more. | 1.7196 | 0.02199 | 1177 | 546 | 414 | 216 |
17 | We just need to be in the water before the next whale watch boat cruises by | 1.7185 | 0.01796 | 1705 | 776 | 633 | 296 |
18 | Enjoy it while it lasts, pretty soon they'll be here and push us back in. | 1.7093 | 0.02025 | 1338 | 617 | 491 | 229 |
19 | Yes I’ve heard the random noises humans sometimes make towards each other but there’s no actual scientific evidence and intelligent communication between them exists. | 1.7092 | 0.02317 | 1152 | 572 | 343 | 237 |
20 | I can't believe we finally found a spot that isn't covered in beached humans. | 1.7076 | 0.02122 | 1303 | 628 | 428 | 247 |
21 | I love nude beaches. | 1.7044 | 0.02161 | 1211 | 574 | 421 | 216 |
22 | Let's not migrate but say we did. | 1.7021 | 0.02412 | 923 | 426 | 346 | 151 |
23 | "Call me Fishmael." "You're drunk." | 1.7009 | 0.01932 | 1625 | 808 | 495 | 322 |
24 | They keep saying beached whale like it’s a bad thing! | 1.6948 | 0.02970 | 639 | 307 | 220 | 112 |
25 | There's a human show at 4 where they are trained to feed us. | 1.6945 | 0.01769 | 1843 | 901 | 605 | 336 |
26 | I'll be ready for the humans to come push me back into the water in about two more cocktails. | 1.6870 | 0.02194 | 1131 | 540 | 405 | 186 |
27 | They were really onto something. We should’ve done this 385 million years ago. | 1.6865 | 0.02284 | 1040 | 496 | 374 | 170 |
28 | Ditch the drink. The whale watchers are in sight. | 1.6745 | 0.01655 | 2298 | 1219 | 608 | 471 |
29 | And they say beached whales like its a bad thing.... | 1.6737 | 0.01863 | 1554 | 755 | 551 | 248 |
30 | I forget the second part - life's a beach and then what? | 1.6714 | 0.02265 | 1053 | 514 | 371 | 168 |
31 | I gotta say, this guy Melville's come up with a great beach read. | 1.6693 | 0.01869 | 1636 | 827 | 522 | 285 |
32 | Let's get it straight! We're beach whales, not beached whales. | 1.6679 | 0.01711 | 1825 | 884 | 648 | 283 |
33 | The Beaches of My Orca | 1.6669 | 0.01922 | 1627 | 850 | 469 | 308 |
34 | Great. Now you could be charged with migrating under the influence. | 1.6644 | 0.01763 | 1913 | 997 | 561 | 355 |
35 | I am going to enjoy this climate change thing if it kills me. | 1.6612 | 0.02245 | 1092 | 548 | 366 | 178 |
36 | Don't take any pictures - I called in beached | 1.6605 | 0.01956 | 1502 | 773 | 466 | 263 |
37 | Nice having the beach to ourselves while the humans are on that whale watching adventure. | 1.6586 | 0.01825 | 1658 | 837 | 550 | 271 |
38 | You were right, Sally. A beach holiday, a little time away from all the swimming, swimming, swimming... | 1.6520 | 0.02020 | 1273 | 629 | 458 | 186 |
39 | If those 'Save the Whales' idiots don't spoil our vacation again, we can go to the casino later. | 1.6515 | 0.02114 | 1277 | 664 | 394 | 219 |
40 | I slipped the cabana boy a fin. | 1.6462 | 0.02184 | 1286 | 702 | 337 | 247 |
41 | If Darwin could see us now." | 1.6462 | 0.01952 | 1430 | 732 | 472 | 226 |
42 | I hate it when I get sand in my blowhole. | 1.6460 | 0.02300 | 1017 | 517 | 343 | 157 |
43 | How long do you think we can keep the real reason for our annual migration a secret? | 1.6454 | 0.02256 | 1035 | 521 | 360 | 154 |
44 | Finish up the drink, we have to be back out by the tour boats at 3pm. | 1.6380 | 0.02123 | 1312 | 711 | 365 | 235 |
45 | Tonight's Special, 'Pirate's Other Leg'. | 1.6368 | 0.02283 | 1137 | 618 | 314 | 205 |
46 | Okay, I'll admit it; Great White privilege exists. | 1.6347 | 0.02157 | 1210 | 642 | 368 | 200 |
47 | Wait, is the tide going OUT? | 1.6333 | 0.02288 | 1009 | 519 | 341 | 149 |
48 | Don't you love the way they drop their stuff and run whenever we show up? | 1.6326 | 0.02255 | 1195 | 663 | 308 | 224 |
49 | This is great. But I keep getting sand in my blow hole. | 1.6322 | 0.02156 | 1082 | 544 | 392 | 146 |
50 | And you wanted to go to the mountains. | 1.6311 | 0.02225 | 1049 | 537 | 362 | 150 |
51 | We only have 20 minutes remaining before the whale watching boat comes again. | 1.6307 | 0.02226 | 1113 | 588 | 348 | 177 |
52 | The guide said we'll get a full refund if we don't spot any humans. | 1.6303 | 0.02221 | 1044 | 533 | 364 | 147 |
53 | Ahab’s not even gonna recognize me. | 1.6275 | 0.02327 | 996 | 522 | 321 | 152 |
54 | Remind me again why we go to the Arctic every year? | 1.6243 | 0.02304 | 1038 | 554 | 320 | 164 |
55 | We just set a record as the largest land mammals." | 1.6224 | 0.02309 | 948 | 486 | 334 | 128 |
56 | If we order the krill we won't have to go looking for it. | 1.6209 | 0.02455 | 844 | 435 | 294 | 115 |
57 | Text Ahab. This will drive him crazy. | 1.6208 | 0.02472 | 1031 | 594 | 234 | 203 |
58 | Drink up! We've got to be at the whale watch in an hour. | 1.6143 | 0.02283 | 949 | 488 | 339 | 122 |
59 | We should call Ishmael. | 1.6120 | 0.02551 | 897 | 503 | 239 | 155 |
60 | The other beach was a zoo. | 1.6119 | 0.02639 | 773 | 416 | 241 | 116 |
61 | Feels good to get out. I hear this used to be Miami. | 1.6112 | 0.02533 | 872 | 478 | 252 | 139 |
62 | The shark trick clears the beach every time. | 1.6107 | 0.02267 | 912 | 460 | 346 | 105 |
63 | The key is to stay hydrated. | 1.6104 | 0.02372 | 906 | 476 | 307 | 123 |
64 | No, honey, you do NOT look like a beached whale. | 1.6102 | 0.02402 | 921 | 494 | 292 | 135 |
65 | They call us beached whales like it’s a bad thing. | 1.6094 | 0.02285 | 960 | 501 | 333 | 126 |
66 | And they always make “beached whale” sound so negative | 1.6092 | 0.02438 | 916 | 498 | 278 | 140 |
67 | I hope those people don’t come and drag us back into the water again! | 1.6082 | 0.02473 | 883 | 479 | 271 | 133 |
68 | I got the full Brazilian and now I’m barnacle free. | 1.6078 | 0.02636 | 849 | 482 | 218 | 149 |
69 | A few more years, and all this will be ours. | 1.6073 | 0.02479 | 876 | 475 | 270 | 131 |
70 | According to the itinerary, swimming with the humans starts at 11:00. | 1.6057 | 0.02590 | 842 | 469 | 236 | 137 |
71 | How's the krill & tonic? | 1.6054 | 0.02381 | 816 | 413 | 312 | 91 |
72 | Just think, twenty years ago we wouldn't have been able to vacation in Missouri. | 1.6049 | 0.02569 | 901 | 515 | 225 | 160 |
73 | Don't drink too much, you still have to swim home. | 1.6041 | 0.02490 | 874 | 478 | 264 | 132 |
74 | I hope we've got a couple hours before the do-gooders come and drag us back in the water. | 1.6039 | 0.02517 | 876 | 485 | 253 | 138 |
75 | Want to go in and grab some lunch? | 1.6026 | 0.02704 | 765 | 425 | 217 | 122 |
76 | Hey Moby... You're a Dick, ha ha | 1.6010 | 0.02780 | 767 | 441 | 191 | 135 |
77 | This so much nicer now that humans are extinct. | 1.5992 | 0.02739 | 786 | 452 | 197 | 137 |
78 | They won’t be calling us white whales after today. | 1.5988 | 0.02531 | 850 | 470 | 251 | 129 |
79 | A few degrees warmer and this will all be ours. | 1.5987 | 0.02434 | 785 | 403 | 294 | 88 |
80 | Who’s laughing now, Ahab?” | 1.5980 | 0.02645 | 806 | 454 | 222 | 130 |
81 | God bless shark week. | 1.5980 | 0.02396 | 781 | 395 | 305 | 81 |
82 | I just hope those idiots don’t show up and try to push us back in again. | 1.5971 | 0.02536 | 829 | 455 | 253 | 121 |
83 | Studies suggest humans are one of the most intelligent mammals, but I have my doubts. | 1.5957 | 0.02662 | 705 | 376 | 238 | 91 |
84 | If that marine biologist shows up, just play dead. | 1.5949 | 0.02770 | 711 | 396 | 207 | 108 |
85 | Drink it slowly, you don’t want to spout off again. | 1.5941 | 0.02732 | 707 | 388 | 218 | 101 |
86 | It was nice of the sharks to clear the beach for us. | 1.5930 | 0.02479 | 710 | 356 | 282 | 69 |
87 | This beached whale doesn’t need saving, you know what I mean? | 1.5926 | 0.02740 | 653 | 346 | 225 | 81 |
88 | And people say 'beached' like it's a bad thing." | 1.5924 | 0.02447 | 763 | 392 | 288 | 82 |
89 | Enjoy it while you can. Some do-gooder will be by any minute to try to push you back in. | 1.5887 | 0.02529 | 693 | 356 | 253 | 74 |
90 | I could die right here. | 1.5857 | 0.03677 | 420 | 242 | 110 | 68 |
91 | If I knew this is what they meant by 'beached whale', I would have done this years ago. | 1.5848 | 0.02811 | 643 | 352 | 206 | 85 |
92 | Boy, Martha, life gets so much better once you're on the endangered list. | 1.5812 | 0.02632 | 671 | 355 | 242 | 74 |
93 | Beaching is so much more relaxing since humans went extinct. | 1.5798 | 0.02956 | 652 | 380 | 166 | 106 |
94 | Let’s go for a steak place. I’m sick of seafood. | 1.5785 | 0.02551 | 650 | 332 | 260 | 58 |
95 | I'm guessing three hours before people start trying to roll us back in. | 1.5776 | 0.02516 | 689 | 357 | 266 | 66 |
96 | Why does Green Peace always roll us back in? | 1.5769 | 0.02990 | 553 | 303 | 181 | 69 |
97 | Say what you will about coastal elites, but I could get used to this. | 1.5758 | 0.02913 | 627 | 356 | 181 | 90 |
98 | Shall we get the krill again? | 1.5758 | 0.02619 | 627 | 322 | 243 | 57 |
99 | Here's another excursion idea. Boat watching off the Oregon coast. | 1.5750 | 0.02977 | 600 | 341 | 173 | 86 |
100 | And humans say “beached whale” as if it’s a bad thing. | 1.5729 | 0.02998 | 590 | 336 | 170 | 84 |
101 | The brochure didn't lie. We ARE having a whale of a time here! | 1.5726 | 0.02927 | 620 | 356 | 173 | 88 |
102 | Of course, if we order lunch we'll have to wait 30 minutes before going back in. | 1.5717 | 0.02632 | 579 | 293 | 241 | 45 |
103 | Ya know, there's beached, and then there's beached. | 1.5696 | 0.02922 | 618 | 353 | 178 | 87 |
104 | We should call in seasick more often. | 1.5694 | 0.03298 | 569 | 351 | 112 | 106 |
105 | Ahab won't be watching for the Great Bronze Whale. | 1.5678 | 0.02815 | 509 | 260 | 209 | 40 |
106 | This is nicer than our usual dive. | 1.5676 | 0.03350 | 562 | 351 | 103 | 108 |
107 | This sure beats holding your breath all day long! | 1.5670 | 0.04151 | 291 | 163 | 91 | 37 |
108 | Sure beats Sea World. | 1.5657 | 0.02989 | 578 | 329 | 171 | 78 |
109 | So this used to be Kansas, imagine that. | 1.5652 | 0.03110 | 575 | 339 | 147 | 89 |
110 | Ah, not a person for miles to try to push us back in the ocean. | 1.5635 | 0.02749 | 520 | 265 | 217 | 38 |
111 | According to the map, this is the best place to spot pods of humans swimming | 1.5624 | 0.03093 | 553 | 319 | 155 | 78 |
112 | Hey Hama, I don't want to alarm you, but I may have misread the tide table. | 1.5623 | 0.02960 | 562 | 315 | 178 | 69 |
113 | Have you ever thought about our porpoise in life? | 1.5609 | 0.02712 | 583 | 309 | 221 | 53 |
114 | Thank God! The whale-watching season is over!" | 1.5595 | 0.03078 | 504 | 280 | 166 | 58 |
115 | What time do we need to pick up the kids at the aquarium? | 1.5575 | 0.03162 | 513 | 295 | 150 | 68 |
116 | As long as Ahab keeps chasing Pop we're in the clear. | 1.5567 | 0.03222 | 485 | 277 | 146 | 62 |
117 | It works every time, we put the fins on our back, swim around and end up with the beach to ourselves. | 1.5544 | 0.03429 | 487 | 296 | 112 | 79 |
118 | Wearing that fake shark fin was the best idea you ever had. | 1.5541 | 0.03245 | 518 | 308 | 133 | 77 |
119 | And then they just push us back in later? | 1.5536 | 0.03107 | 466 | 255 | 164 | 47 |
120 | How about the people watching boat tour at 3pm? | 1.5528 | 0.03123 | 492 | 277 | 158 | 57 |
121 | Remember to act all distressed if Greenpeace comes by. | 1.5528 | 0.03240 | 492 | 286 | 140 | 66 |
122 | Go easy on the Mai-Tai's we have to swim. | 1.5526 | 0.02704 | 494 | 249 | 217 | 28 |
123 | So much nicer now since all those pesky humans are extinct. | 1.5508 | 0.03202 | 532 | 318 | 135 | 79 |
124 | Don't be such a blow hole! | 1.5506 | 0.03281 | 474 | 275 | 137 | 62 |
125 | I must say I’m quite enjoying our evolutionary adaptation to climate change. | 1.5497 | 0.03159 | 493 | 282 | 151 | 60 |
126 | Let’s order another margarita and I’ll show you why they call me Moby Dick… | 1.5495 | 0.03606 | 455 | 283 | 94 | 78 |
127 | Hey Moby, watch me spout this mojita. | 1.5493 | 0.03170 | 517 | 303 | 144 | 70 |
128 | Now this is my kind of sand bar! | 1.5482 | 0.03359 | 436 | 250 | 133 | 53 |
129 | Let's hope no do-gooders try to roll us back into the water. | 1.5481 | 0.03097 | 520 | 300 | 154 | 65 |
130 | Killer whale? More like killer tan,am I right? | 1.5458 | 0.03363 | 469 | 279 | 124 | 66 |
131 | Our shark friends have really cleared the beaches for us! | 1.5456 | 0.02810 | 471 | 243 | 199 | 29 |
132 | Live it up while you can, Wilma, before some over-zealous rescue team drags us back in the ocean. | 1.5445 | 0.03296 | 494 | 296 | 127 | 71 |
133 | If sea levels keep rising, we’ll finally be able to catch a Broadway show. | 1.5436 | 0.03212 | 493 | 289 | 140 | 64 |
134 | I’ll have the fin and tonic | 1.5429 | 0.03440 | 420 | 244 | 124 | 52 |
135 | “ And you doubted my whole “Save The Whales” schemes would work!” | 1.5427 | 0.02823 | 468 | 243 | 196 | 29 |
136 | That shark disguise was genius. | 1.5424 | 0.03398 | 448 | 264 | 123 | 60 |
137 | No people to bother us. I really like the way those sharks cleared out the beach for us to enjoy. | 1.5423 | 0.03520 | 402 | 234 | 118 | 50 |
138 | They say life’s a beach then you die, but it’s so worth it. | 1.5414 | 0.03558 | 399 | 234 | 114 | 51 |
139 | If you're going to be beached, you might as well make the most of it. | 1.5413 | 0.02666 | 484 | 245 | 216 | 23 |
140 | I need a tan. I’m pale as a beluga over here. | 1.5412 | 0.03436 | 449 | 269 | 117 | 63 |
141 | You're right! We should have done this a 100 million years ago | 1.5408 | 0.03559 | 429 | 260 | 106 | 63 |
142 | *If our ancestors had done this we would have developed arms and feet by now." | 1.5394 | 0.03353 | 432 | 250 | 131 | 51 |
143 | Remember, you have to wait 30 minutes before you go back in... | 1.5391 | 0.03220 | 473 | 274 | 141 | 57 |
144 | I could evolve to get used to this. | 1.5388 | 0.03707 | 425 | 267 | 87 | 71 |
145 | The difference between a beached whale and a whale at the beach is really just a frame of mind. | 1.5383 | 0.03362 | 444 | 261 | 127 | 56 |
146 | I just love it when we get back to our mammal roots. | 1.5383 | 0.03497 | 392 | 226 | 121 | 45 |
147 | It's okay to pee in the sand." | 1.5381 | 0.02918 | 472 | 254 | 182 | 36 |
148 | I told you it’d be so much nicer with the tourist crowd extinct. | 1.5377 | 0.02801 | 478 | 251 | 197 | 30 |
149 | You know - this is maybe the easiest adaptation we've had to make in the last 30 million years. | 1.5374 | 0.03350 | 454 | 269 | 126 | 59 |
150 | Remember to act distressed when they come to push us back in. | 1.5372 | 0.03276 | 443 | 255 | 138 | 50 |
151 | This sounds fun! "Learn how to capsize small boats." | 1.5371 | 0.03441 | 458 | 279 | 112 | 67 |
152 | Remember when we used to worry about getting beached. | 1.5370 | 0.02789 | 473 | 247 | 198 | 28 |
153 | Great White Whale is so-o-o-o 19th Century. I choose to identify as a Leviathan of Color. | 1.5369 | 0.03444 | 434 | 259 | 111 | 58 |
154 | I love it when the kids go back to school. | 1.5359 | 0.03504 | 418 | 249 | 114 | 55 |
155 | It's hard to be killer on a day like this. | 1.5358 | 0.03520 | 405 | 239 | 115 | 51 |
156 | I know, two shows on Sundays is a drag but the perks are good. | 1.5352 | 0.02720 | 426 | 212 | 200 | 14 |
157 | If we have to go extinct, at least let me get a tan, Janet. | 1.5351 | 0.02824 | 456 | 238 | 192 | 26 |
158 | Let's send Al Gore a postcard | 1.5332 | 0.03449 | 452 | 276 | 111 | 65 |
159 | Let's live it up; we are not on the menu! | 1.5329 | 0.02760 | 441 | 225 | 197 | 19 |
160 | Sure beats getting harpooned huh? | 1.5326 | 0.02823 | 430 | 221 | 189 | 20 |
161 | When you finish your drink,let's go moon a cruise ship. | 1.5297 | 0.03663 | 387 | 234 | 101 | 52 |
162 | Why do you think we're the only ones naked? | 1.5286 | 0.02900 | 384 | 195 | 175 | 14 |
163 | I hope we get a few good hours before the humans find us and “rescue” us. | 1.5285 | 0.03443 | 386 | 222 | 124 | 40 |
164 | Is this what they mean by having a whale of a good time? | 1.5278 | 0.02873 | 432 | 227 | 182 | 23 |
165 | Navigational error, my ass! | 1.5275 | 0.02959 | 400 | 209 | 171 | 20 |
166 | OMG! They have yellow-skin human on the menu!! | 1.5264 | 0.02879 | 435 | 230 | 181 | 24 |
167 | Oooooh, I hope they have plankton today | 1.5257 | 0.03741 | 369 | 224 | 96 | 49 |
168 | Hiring those sharks to clear out the beach was your best idea yet. | 1.5257 | 0.03647 | 409 | 254 | 95 | 60 |
169 | Sunscreen, my blowhole. | 1.5255 | 0.02873 | 432 | 228 | 181 | 23 |
170 | Damn, they saw us. Look dead. | 1.5249 | 0.03453 | 402 | 237 | 119 | 46 |
171 | Now watch some do-gooder try to push us back in. | 1.5219 | 0.03757 | 343 | 204 | 99 | 40 |
172 | The oceans are rising so fast, in a couple of years we'll be able to do this in Omaha. | 1.5217 | 0.03608 | 368 | 217 | 107 | 42 |
173 | I think that last half ton of krill went straight to my flukes. | 1.5215 | 0.03603 | 418 | 261 | 96 | 61 |
174 | You know, Nadine, I think of us less as whales and more as maritime influencers. | 1.5215 | 0.03642 | 349 | 204 | 108 | 37 |
175 | What time does the krill open? | 1.5202 | 0.03529 | 396 | 238 | 110 | 48 |
176 | I'm looking forward to the krill and plankton buffet after we take the people watching tour. | 1.5194 | 0.03737 | 387 | 241 | 88 | 56 |
177 | I love blowing off steam. | 1.5185 | 0.03626 | 405 | 252 | 96 | 57 |
178 | Don't know why people make such a fuss over beached whales. | 1.5184 | 0.03601 | 326 | 188 | 105 | 31 |
179 | Ahab's never gonna recognize me with this killer tan... | 1.5181 | 0.03762 | 386 | 243 | 86 | 57 |
180 | I am so glad we left the kids at sea. | 1.5169 | 0.03568 | 356 | 208 | 111 | 36 |
181 | O.K., you've sold me. Let's start evolving legs. | 1.5158 | 0.03868 | 316 | 188 | 93 | 35 |
182 | The nude beach is just so relaxing! | 1.5155 | 0.02846 | 386 | 199 | 175 | 12 |
183 | I hope those idiots don't come and roll us back in again. | 1.5152 | 0.03687 | 363 | 220 | 99 | 44 |
184 | How long do you think we can "work remotely"? | 1.5150 | 0.03926 | 334 | 206 | 84 | 44 |
185 | Beached whales? Damn straight! | 1.5143 | 0.03903 | 315 | 189 | 90 | 36 |
186 | Ah, finally - the coast of Wales. | 1.5143 | 0.03811 | 350 | 215 | 90 | 45 |
187 | Sea, sex and sun, and our Exxon stock is going up, what could go wrong? | 1.5137 | 0.02914 | 401 | 213 | 170 | 18 |
188 | You see anybody, get back in the water. | 1.5134 | 0.03618 | 337 | 196 | 109 | 32 |
189 | ‘Let’s go whale watching at the beach,’ said no one ever. | 1.5133 | 0.02867 | 376 | 194 | 171 | 11 |
190 | I still can't believe the migration deal we got! | 1.5131 | 0.03589 | 382 | 232 | 104 | 46 |
191 | I say we go straight North and pray. | 1.5114 | 0.02938 | 350 | 180 | 161 | 9 |
192 | I love skipping school. | 1.5110 | 0.03859 | 317 | 190 | 91 | 35 |
193 | Lucky for us, we found that plastic straw in the ocean. | 1.5106 | 0.03907 | 331 | 204 | 85 | 42 |
194 | I know, but it makes them feel so good when they push us back in. | 1.5101 | 0.03765 | 345 | 208 | 92 | 40 |
195 | I don’t know why we were so worried about getting beached. | 1.5100 | 0.03583 | 351 | 207 | 109 | 35 |
196 | Hey—here’s a place where we can swim with humans. What do you think? | 1.5099 | 0.03855 | 355 | 222 | 83 | 49 |
197 | Sure beats chasing krill in the Marianas Trench, am I right Ed? | 1.5093 | 0.03713 | 322 | 189 | 102 | 31 |
198 | The Real Whales of Staten Island | 1.5087 | 0.03779 | 346 | 212 | 92 | 42 |
199 | I don't know why we always went to the mountains. | 1.5073 | 0.03892 | 343 | 215 | 82 | 46 |
200 | Party’s over. Here comes Greenpeace to the rescue. | 1.5071 | 0.03569 | 353 | 209 | 109 | 35 |
201 | When the rescue team arrives, lose the drink and act helpless. | 1.5061 | 0.04000 | 326 | 205 | 77 | 44 |
202 | Remind me to thank that shark for clearing the beach. | 1.5055 | 0.03802 | 364 | 230 | 84 | 50 |
203 | Great WHITE whale?! Those Pequod jerks won't know what hit 'em. | 1.5054 | 0.03005 | 368 | 197 | 156 | 15 |
204 | I love that you appreciate the freedom of a nude beach as much as I do . | 1.5053 | 0.03632 | 376 | 231 | 98 | 46 |
205 | The summer shark shows certainly free-up beach space. | 1.5053 | 0.03545 | 380 | 231 | 106 | 43 |
206 | So when they come with the bill we just play dead, right? | 1.5048 | 0.04096 | 311 | 196 | 73 | 42 |
207 | I just wish we'd realized sooner that we're mammals." | 1.5043 | 0.03799 | 349 | 217 | 88 | 44 |
208 | Unfortunately, this menu is heavy on seafood. | 1.5043 | 0.02961 | 351 | 184 | 157 | 10 |
209 | Is it just me or are those entries in the Cartoon Caption Contest really just not that funny? | 1.5032 | 0.04356 | 314 | 210 | 50 | 54 |
210 | Why didn't we beach years ago? | 1.5016 | 0.03834 | 317 | 192 | 91 | 34 |
211 | Isn’t this great? No pod politics for a whole week. | 1.5016 | 0.03974 | 321 | 201 | 79 | 41 |
212 | No one ever talks about the upside of global warming. | 1.5000 | 0.03716 | 312 | 184 | 100 | 28 |
213 | Ah winter! No one around to 'rescue' you... | 1.5000 | 0.04087 | 264 | 157 | 82 | 25 |
214 | Soon they'll all be gone and we can have this place to ourselves! | 1.5000 | 0.03773 | 318 | 191 | 95 | 32 |
215 | I hope no one finds us and drags us back into the water. | 1.5000 | 0.03808 | 314 | 186 | 92 | 29 |
216 | I’m just gonna bask a couple more minutes before the do-gooders shove us back in. | 1.5000 | 0.03904 | 334 | 210 | 81 | 43 |
217 | We’re not beached, we’re beaching. | 1.5000 | 0.03822 | 300 | 178 | 94 | 28 |
218 | Wake me up when I look like an Orca. | 1.5000 | 0.04061 | 296 | 183 | 78 | 35 |
219 | I'm stuck. Can you turn me over? | 1.4985 | 0.03625 | 333 | 198 | 104 | 31 |
220 | You drink like a fish. | 1.4984 | 0.04310 | 305 | 201 | 56 | 48 |
221 | Watch out for the do-gooders who’ll try to “save” us. | 1.4968 | 0.03977 | 310 | 193 | 80 | 37 |
222 | Netflix and krill | 1.4963 | 0.04101 | 272 | 165 | 79 | 28 |
223 | I'm having a human of a time - how about you? | 1.4955 | 0.03907 | 331 | 209 | 80 | 42 |
224 | As long as they're watching, lets give them something to see. | 1.4952 | 0.03807 | 311 | 187 | 92 | 31 |
225 | You know what would be nice right now? Caviar. | 1.4951 | 0.04052 | 305 | 192 | 75 | 38 |
226 | Let's hope those Green Peace folks don't shove us back in again. | 1.4948 | 0.04113 | 291 | 182 | 74 | 35 |
227 | Even if I could, I wouldn't move from this spot. | 1.4932 | 0.04383 | 294 | 195 | 53 | 46 |
228 | Thank God for a secluded stretch of beach without all the crowds of emotional humans trying to push us back into the water. | 1.4922 | 0.03999 | 321 | 205 | 74 | 42 |
229 | Chinese is fine, I'm tired of seafood. | 1.4916 | 0.04140 | 299 | 191 | 69 | 39 |
230 | I think we’d better get back in, the next whale watching boat comes in 5 minutes. | 1.4915 | 0.03897 | 295 | 179 | 87 | 29 |
231 | Whoever came up with Shark Week was a genius! | 1.4908 | 0.04011 | 271 | 165 | 70 | 27 |
232 | When you think about it humans becoming extinct wasn’t all that bad. | 1.4899 | 0.04226 | 296 | 192 | 63 | 41 |
233 | Love this place! No tan lines and no creeps! | 1.4895 | 0.05102 | 190 | 120 | 47 | 23 |
234 | For tonight I’m thinking Netflix and krill… | 1.4894 | 0.04128 | 284 | 178 | 73 | 33 |
235 | Make the most of it before they shove us back in. | 1.4889 | 0.03607 | 315 | 186 | 103 | 25 |
236 | I’m starvin’, I think I’ll get the fisherman’s platter.” Kevin Collins Cleveland, Ohio | 1.4882 | 0.04106 | 297 | 189 | 71 | 37 |
237 | Now this is what I call getting beached! | 1.4881 | 0.05272 | 168 | 104 | 46 | 18 |
238 | Enjoy it while you can before those busybodies come and push us back into the water. | 1.4879 | 0.03925 | 289 | 176 | 85 | 28 |
239 | ”So if anyone tries to rescue us, just try to look all bloated and smell | 1.4875 | 0.04161 | 281 | 177 | 71 | 33 |
240 | Another summer and I still don’t have my bikini body. | 1.4872 | 0.03905 | 312 | 195 | 82 | 35 |
241 | If not for the incredible difficulty breathing, a guy could get used to this. | 1.4868 | 0.05011 | 189 | 118 | 49 | 21 |
242 | Technically, I always have a whale of a time, but with you, here, today, I mean it. | 1.4858 | 0.04119 | 282 | 177 | 73 | 32 |
243 | Finally a day at the beach without those infernal rescue people. | 1.4854 | 0.04176 | 274 | 172 | 71 | 31 |
244 | No, we're not being selfish. We're being mammals. | 1.4854 | 0.04176 | 274 | 171 | 69 | 31 |
245 | Sun, martinis, and the People Watch boat comes by at 2! | 1.4853 | 0.04166 | 272 | 170 | 72 | 30 |
246 | See, just like I told you. Invite the sharks over and now we have the beach to ourselves. | 1.4843 | 0.04036 | 287 | 179 | 77 | 31 |
247 | It’s so nice to find a quiet spot where nobody is trying to roll us off of the beach. | 1.4843 | 0.04096 | 287 | 181 | 73 | 33 |
248 | And this afternoon I booked time to swim with the humans. | 1.4841 | 0.04090 | 314 | 205 | 66 | 43 |
249 | Wait. Does blubber burn? | 1.4840 | 0.04191 | 281 | 179 | 68 | 34 |
250 | I’ll start with the krill special and a saltwater straight up. | 1.4837 | 0.03879 | 306 | 190 | 84 | 32 |
251 | and you know that part about us going north ... I don't think so | 1.4835 | 0.04187 | 273 | 172 | 70 | 31 |
252 | and to think this used to be a bunch of ugly high-rises! | 1.4830 | 0.04412 | 265 | 172 | 58 | 35 |
253 | I'm so glad we decided to migrate in the off-season months and avoid the crowds. | 1.4814 | 0.04098 | 295 | 189 | 70 | 36 |
254 | Next time they try to push us back into the ocean, you distract them by asking for another Mai Tai, and I'll blind them with my tanning mirror. | 1.4808 | 0.04241 | 287 | 187 | 62 | 38 |
255 | Why whales beach themselves. | 1.4807 | 0.04116 | 285 | 181 | 71 | 33 |
256 | Protected species baby!! | 1.4806 | 0.04366 | 258 | 165 | 62 | 31 |
257 | So I’m like “We’re Beach Whales, not beached whales…”, and they’re like, gone! | 1.4802 | 0.04225 | 252 | 156 | 71 | 25 |
258 | “You know, I could get used to global warming.” | 1.4795 | 0.04043 | 292 | 185 | 74 | 33 |
259 | When will they figure out we are beach whales not beached whales? | 1.4795 | 0.03925 | 292 | 181 | 82 | 29 |
260 | That crazy one-legged captain will never find us here! | 1.4794 | 0.04256 | 267 | 170 | 65 | 30 |
261 | Ishmael, Shmishmael -- he'll never find us here. | 1.4789 | 0.04294 | 261 | 171 | 57 | 33 |
262 | You're right Willy. I feel so free | 1.4777 | 0.04248 | 247 | 153 | 70 | 24 |
263 | Isn’t this nice, without all those beached humans? | 1.4773 | 0.04224 | 264 | 167 | 68 | 29 |
264 | This is the first time that I don't mind being washed up. | 1.4749 | 0.04031 | 259 | 157 | 79 | 22 |
265 | Should we order some calamari? | 1.4746 | 0.03821 | 276 | 166 | 89 | 21 |
266 | The papers say “beached whale” like it’s a bad thing. | 1.4743 | 0.04099 | 272 | 171 | 73 | 28 |
267 | Hopefully the cabana boy doesn’t try to stick an umbrella in my blowhole again. | 1.4741 | 0.04236 | 251 | 157 | 69 | 25 |
268 | If this is evolution, I'm loving it. | 1.4735 | 0.03904 | 264 | 159 | 85 | 20 |
269 | I want to thank the genius that invented working remotely. | 1.4733 | 0.04281 | 262 | 168 | 64 | 30 |
270 | Well, now I feel guilty about eating the travel agent. | 1.4722 | 0.04334 | 252 | 161 | 63 | 28 |
271 | Life with porpoise. | 1.4719 | 0.04188 | 267 | 170 | 68 | 29 |
272 | What luck, honey! Krill is the Catch of the Day. | 1.4718 | 0.04117 | 248 | 152 | 75 | 21 |
273 | We're going to look like beached whales after this vacation. | 1.4715 | 0.04180 | 246 | 152 | 72 | 22 |
274 | I gotta admit. Those fake dorsal fins were genius. | 1.4715 | 0.04234 | 263 | 168 | 66 | 29 |
275 | I needed this. I've been drowning at work. | 1.4714 | 0.04107 | 280 | 179 | 70 | 31 |
276 | I don't think I could move if I wanted to. | 1.4704 | 0.04173 | 253 | 158 | 71 | 24 |
277 | Now THIS is how to beach! | 1.4699 | 0.04130 | 266 | 168 | 71 | 27 |
278 | Yesterday’s paper mentions spotting us in the bay. Whatda you think they’ll say tomorrow? | 1.4691 | 0.04296 | 243 | 153 | 66 | 24 |
279 | Let’s enjoy this until the do-gooders come to push us back in the water. | 1.4691 | 0.04216 | 243 | 151 | 70 | 22 |
280 | Would it be gauche to visit SeaWorld while we're here? | 1.4684 | 0.04574 | 237 | 155 | 53 | 29 |
281 | We must remember to thank the sharks for clearing the beach for us. | 1.4680 | 0.04395 | 250 | 162 | 59 | 29 |
282 | The royalties from that documentary were totally worth it. | 1.4679 | 0.04277 | 265 | 172 | 62 | 31 |
283 | I'm going to turn my belly lobster red. Then I'm gonna beach myself over by all those tall buildings and scare a bunch of environmentalists. | 1.4679 | 0.04243 | 265 | 170 | 64 | 30 |
284 | I think we'll be migrating here from now on. | 1.4677 | 0.04401 | 263 | 174 | 55 | 34 |
285 | I 'm betting Ahab won't be looking for the Great Tan Whale. | 1.4675 | 0.04663 | 231 | 152 | 50 | 29 |
286 | That Ahab will never recognize me now. | 1.4674 | 0.04053 | 276 | 175 | 73 | 28 |
287 | I just love these nude beaches. | 1.4672 | 0.04139 | 259 | 163 | 71 | 25 |
288 | This place is great! Did you see the plankton bar? | 1.4671 | 0.03544 | 319 | 194 | 101 | 24 |
289 | And they genuinely have no idea why we beach ourselves. | 1.4669 | 0.03893 | 272 | 166 | 80 | 19 |
290 | I don’t know why we ever left. | 1.4667 | 0.04499 | 225 | 143 | 59 | 23 |
291 | When they say whales go south for the winter, they have no idea! | 1.4662 | 0.03990 | 266 | 165 | 78 | 23 |
292 | Is it my imagination, or did the tropics used to be 10 days swimming farther south? | 1.4661 | 0.04346 | 236 | 149 | 64 | 23 |
293 | If you see a human, play dead. | 1.4661 | 0.04467 | 221 | 139 | 61 | 21 |
294 | Pat and Vanna were so nice to me on "WHALE-OF-FORTUNE" | 1.4659 | 0.04623 | 249 | 167 | 46 | 35 |
295 | Next year let's bring the whole pod! | 1.4652 | 0.04019 | 273 | 172 | 75 | 26 |
296 | And they wonder why we keep beaching ourselves. | 1.4648 | 0.04246 | 256 | 164 | 65 | 27 |
297 | There’s a seafood place up the coast called Seal Island. | 1.4647 | 0.04360 | 241 | 154 | 62 | 25 |
298 | When we get back, we’re going to have to lose this blubber. | 1.4637 | 0.04231 | 248 | 157 | 67 | 24 |
299 | Ya gotta love these nude beaches. | 1.4622 | 0.04399 | 238 | 153 | 60 | 25 |
300 | They mean well, but I keep being rescued before I get color on my dorsal side. | 1.4619 | 0.04175 | 236 | 146 | 71 | 19 |
301 | Self-care makes me a better parent to my kids and a better foe to maniacal ship captains. | 1.4618 | 0.04369 | 249 | 162 | 59 | 28 |
302 | Ahhhh, human extinction has its bright side, hasn't it? | 1.4612 | 0.04384 | 245 | 159 | 59 | 27 |
303 | Thank goodness for those Seaworld pensions. | 1.4606 | 0.04195 | 254 | 162 | 67 | 25 |
304 | I say forget seasonal migration… let’the humping start right here. | 1.4605 | 0.04706 | 228 | 152 | 47 | 29 |
305 | Ahhh, I’m picking up good migrations | 1.4605 | 0.04582 | 228 | 149 | 53 | 26 |
306 | I've been dying to hit the beach this summer. | 1.4602 | 0.04393 | 226 | 142 | 62 | 21 |
307 | I don't know why everyone said that being a beached whale was a bad thing, this is great! | 1.4598 | 0.04078 | 261 | 165 | 72 | 24 |
308 | 80 gallons of sunscreen aint cheap but it's worth it. | 1.4596 | 0.04272 | 235 | 148 | 66 | 21 |
309 | Look at us land blubbers! | 1.4596 | 0.04186 | 235 | 146 | 70 | 19 |
310 | Finally! A nude beach where we can feel comfortable with our bodies! | 1.4596 | 0.04127 | 272 | 176 | 67 | 29 |
311 | Got any Ahab jokes? | 1.4593 | 0.04497 | 209 | 131 | 60 | 18 |
312 | Remember, if a human finds us, play dead. | 1.4592 | 0.04549 | 233 | 153 | 53 | 27 |
313 | The pod will be so jealous when we come back off-white. | 1.4585 | 0.04713 | 205 | 132 | 52 | 21 |
314 | If this is global warming, I'm all in. | 1.4576 | 0.04130 | 236 | 146 | 72 | 18 |
315 | White whale? I don't think so! | 1.4570 | 0.04133 | 256 | 163 | 69 | 24 |
316 | Break out the blender! The polar bears texted to say they're up for volleyball and daiquiris! | 1.4568 | 0.04523 | 243 | 162 | 51 | 30 |
317 | Don't worry. I charged it all on my PETA card. | 1.4560 | 0.04280 | 250 | 161 | 62 | 26 |
318 | This is the life...or death, whatever. | 1.4554 | 0.04435 | 213 | 134 | 61 | 18 |
319 | Would you split an order of Krill with me? | 1.4549 | 0.04238 | 244 | 155 | 65 | 23 |
320 | This dream vacation would be complete if we swam with humans | 1.4545 | 0.04503 | 198 | 123 | 60 | 15 |
321 | He said "beached whale" like it's a bad thing. | 1.4545 | 0.04363 | 242 | 155 | 51 | 25 |
322 | I'm just drunk enough to try & put this lampshade on. | 1.4542 | 0.04369 | 240 | 156 | 59 | 25 |
323 | Let's enjoy it before those idiots push us back." | 1.4538 | 0.04123 | 260 | 168 | 56 | 28 |
324 | This might be our last chance before the ice cap melts. | 1.4538 | 0.04291 | 249 | 162 | 61 | 26 |
325 | Survival is all about adaptation. | 1.4537 | 0.04660 | 205 | 132 | 53 | 20 |
326 | Blow hole some of that drink over my way! | 1.4534 | 0.04257 | 236 | 149 | 65 | 21 |
327 | Aaahh... Aren't you glad we didn't bring the kids. | 1.4533 | 0.04518 | 214 | 137 | 57 | 20 |
328 | I'm an ocean half-full kind of guy | 1.4531 | 0.04022 | 245 | 152 | 75 | 18 |
329 | Beached? Please. | 1.4525 | 0.04461 | 221 | 142 | 58 | 21 |
330 | What's funny is those marine biologists can't figure out our mating rituals. | 1.4509 | 0.04013 | 224 | 144 | 55 | 20 |
331 | I love it when we’re baffling marine biologists. | 1.4505 | 0.04581 | 222 | 146 | 52 | 24 |
332 | In a few days I'll be nobody's white whale. | 1.4504 | 0.04261 | 242 | 156 | 63 | 23 |
333 | They say a tan takes off 400 pounds… | 1.4500 | 0.04600 | 240 | 163 | 46 | 31 |
334 | How’s your krill daiquiri, little mama? | 1.4496 | 0.04180 | 258 | 165 | 61 | 25 |
335 | When they weren't Zooming with plankton, Wally and Wilhelmina made the most out of working remotely. | 1.4492 | 0.04311 | 256 | 170 | 57 | 29 |
336 | Evolve or perish. That’s what they say and I’m glad we listened. | 1.4490 | 0.04183 | 245 | 157 | 66 | 22 |
337 | They asked if we'd be coming back. I said, don't hold your breath. | 1.4488 | 0.04759 | 205 | 135 | 48 | 22 |
338 | How long do you think it will take for CNN to get here? | 1.4480 | 0.04365 | 221 | 141 | 61 | 19 |
339 | Ha! according to this, human beings actually existed. | 1.4480 | 0.04595 | 221 | 146 | 51 | 24 |
340 | I feel like we're really evolving. | 1.4475 | 0.04393 | 219 | 140 | 60 | 19 |
341 | "These eyeglasses are useless." | 1.4474 | 0.04921 | 190 | 125 | 45 | 20 |
342 | That shark fin gag was brilliant! | 1.4474 | 0.05088 | 190 | 128 | 39 | 23 |
343 | I think I could get used to climate change. | 1.4472 | 0.04210 | 246 | 159 | 64 | 23 |
344 | Hey, check this, Wanda - a people-watching tour. | 1.4471 | 0.04866 | 170 | 107 | 50 | 13 |
345 | The tide goes out in an hour, and that's your third drink. Don't get beachfaced. | 1.4470 | 0.04348 | 264 | 179 | 52 | 33 |
346 | Once I get this tan, Ahab will never recognize me. | 1.4469 | 0.04387 | 226 | 146 | 59 | 21 |
347 | Drink up.....it won't be long before we're "rescued". | 1.4466 | 0.04431 | 206 | 130 | 60 | 16 |
348 | Who needs migration? | 1.4461 | 0.04461 | 204 | 129 | 59 | 16 |
349 | Finally, a spot where nobody tries to drag us back into the water! | 1.4459 | 0.04447 | 231 | 152 | 55 | 24 |
350 | And have you tried the plankton? It’s fantastic! | 1.4455 | 0.04706 | 202 | 132 | 50 | 20 |
351 | I like evolution. | 1.4455 | 0.04510 | 211 | 136 | 56 | 19 |
352 | Sure beats Alaska. | 1.4454 | 0.04389 | 229 | 149 | 58 | 22 |
353 | Hee hee, I told the kids we were at the North Pole | 1.4453 | 0.04165 | 256 | 167 | 64 | 25 |
354 | Here's to no do-gooders trying to drag us back in. | 1.4450 | 0.04548 | 218 | 142 | 53 | 22 |
355 | Good news! Humans are going extinct faster than we thought. | 1.4449 | 0.04236 | 227 | 144 | 65 | 18 |
356 | This is why we migrate. | 1.4449 | 0.04600 | 245 | 169 | 43 | 33 |
357 | Let’s hope no do-gooders try to drag us back into the water. | 1.4444 | 0.04788 | 225 | 154 | 40 | 30 |
358 | Don't you just love this dry heat. | 1.4439 | 0.04289 | 223 | 142 | 63 | 18 |
359 | Hope you can finish that margarita before those pesky marine biologists drag us back into the ocean again. | 1.4434 | 0.04688 | 212 | 141 | 48 | 23 |
360 | i like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain...you? | 1.4430 | 0.04488 | 228 | 147 | 51 | 24 |
361 | It's important to get away from the pod every once in a while. | 1.4429 | 0.04422 | 210 | 134 | 59 | 17 |
362 | I just want to lose this fish-belly white for the summer. | 1.4426 | 0.04090 | 235 | 148 | 70 | 17 |
363 | According to the map this used to be Newfoundland. | 1.4422 | 0.04536 | 199 | 127 | 54 | 16 |
364 | A couple hours day like this and the barnacles just disappear! | 1.4421 | 0.04918 | 190 | 126 | 44 | 20 |
365 | Should I bleach my blowhole? | 1.4419 | 0.04639 | 215 | 143 | 49 | 23 |
366 | And they say we're washed up. | 1.4417 | 0.04241 | 240 | 156 | 62 | 22 |
367 | What's the point of going to Florida when climate change has brought Florida to us? | 1.4412 | 0.04617 | 204 | 133 | 52 | 19 |
368 | Are you reading Moby Dick again? | 1.4409 | 0.04304 | 220 | 142 | 53 | 19 |
369 | Nice weather for the end of the world. | 1.4409 | 0.04469 | 220 | 144 | 55 | 21 |
370 | Life's been great since they caught your ex in that tuna net. | 1.4409 | 0.04995 | 186 | 124 | 42 | 20 |
371 | We might have had one too many - what time does the tide go out? | 1.4404 | 0.04637 | 218 | 146 | 48 | 24 |
372 | Don’t you just love Shark Week? | 1.4397 | 0.04169 | 232 | 148 | 66 | 18 |
373 | Do you want dive-in or take-out? | 1.4389 | 0.05116 | 180 | 121 | 39 | 20 |
374 | Tell the folks back home- Willy is free at last! | 1.4375 | 0.04765 | 192 | 126 | 48 | 18 |
375 | Yes! We finally inherited the earth. | 1.4372 | 0.04089 | 231 | 146 | 69 | 16 |
376 | Who knew being beached would be such fun? | 1.4365 | 0.04362 | 197 | 120 | 55 | 14 |
377 | I told him not to worry, we're beach whales, not beached whales. | 1.4365 | 0.04971 | 181 | 120 | 43 | 18 |
378 | And people say 'beached whale' like it's a bad thing. | 1.4365 | 0.04846 | 181 | 118 | 47 | 16 |
379 | Whaddya say we catch the human watching tour later? | 1.4361 | 0.04499 | 227 | 152 | 51 | 24 |
380 | The tabloids will say we're washed up | 1.4360 | 0.04652 | 211 | 141 | 48 | 22 |
381 | I never hold it in—just pee in the sand. | 1.4348 | 0.05344 | 161 | 108 | 36 | 17 |
382 | This what I call 'beached'. | 1.4346 | 0.04358 | 214 | 138 | 59 | 17 |
383 | Beached is a state of mind | 1.4335 | 0.05003 | 173 | 114 | 43 | 16 |
384 | I better get my front or people will think I’m an Orca | 1.4335 | 0.04885 | 203 | 138 | 40 | 24 |
385 | Oh look honey, that cloud looks just like you! | 1.4333 | 0.04799 | 180 | 117 | 48 | 15 |
386 | I sure do love Iceland after everyone moved north. | 1.4332 | 0.04733 | 187 | 119 | 49 | 16 |
387 | Babe, I don't know why anybody goes to Antarctica this time of year. | 1.4330 | 0.04838 | 194 | 130 | 44 | 20 |
388 | Remember when there were humans? | 1.4330 | 0.04726 | 194 | 128 | 48 | 18 |
389 | Funny, I don't feel like a cliche' | 1.4326 | 0.04966 | 178 | 118 | 43 | 17 |
390 | This'll go over big-time on our podcast! | 1.4324 | 0.05009 | 185 | 125 | 39 | 20 |
391 | They'll be gone soon, but give 'em credit for leaving us a sauna." | 1.4318 | 0.04463 | 220 | 146 | 53 | 21 |
392 | If anybody shows up, remember we gotta play dead. | 1.4318 | 0.04670 | 176 | 112 | 52 | 12 |
393 | I'd say we were having a "whale of a time" but that's SO human. | 1.4317 | 0.04341 | 227 | 150 | 53 | 22 |
394 | You know this could all disappear after the next election. | 1.4316 | 0.04854 | 190 | 127 | 44 | 19 |
395 | They're still saying beached like it's a bad thing. | 1.4316 | 0.04679 | 190 | 124 | 50 | 16 |
396 | Let’s order some shrimp cocktail. | 1.4315 | 0.04890 | 197 | 134 | 41 | 22 |
397 | Hurry up and enjoy, here come the do-gooders to save us! | 1.4313 | 0.04649 | 211 | 142 | 47 | 22 |
398 | I hope no one tries to ‘save’ me today, I just wanna relax. Geez! | 1.4312 | 0.04631 | 218 | 148 | 46 | 24 |
399 | This can be our secret hideaway if you don't spout off. | 1.4309 | 0.04778 | 181 | 117 | 48 | 15 |
400 | Oh, if Ahab could see me now! | 1.4309 | 0.04833 | 188 | 123 | 44 | 16 |
401 | I hear the townsfolk coming. Just remember to act like you’re stuck. We’ll lead all the news tonight, I promise. | 1.4306 | 0.04531 | 209 | 138 | 52 | 19 |
402 | Truth be told I don't feel like a fish out of water. | 1.4306 | 0.04616 | 216 | 143 | 46 | 22 |
403 | I could get used to evolution! | 1.4293 | 0.04655 | 198 | 131 | 49 | 18 |
404 | This is nice! What say we just skip the migration this year? | 1.4292 | 0.04147 | 212 | 137 | 51 | 17 |
405 | Retiring from Sea World was the best decision we ever made. | 1.4292 | 0.04285 | 219 | 142 | 60 | 17 |
406 | You’re right, they’re not as judgmental on the nudity allowed side of the beach | 1.4292 | 0.04233 | 240 | 158 | 59 | 22 |
407 | They also serve a krill martini and an iced krill latte. | 1.4286 | 0.04599 | 217 | 147 | 47 | 23 |
408 | They’re right—life’s a beach! | 1.4273 | 0.04178 | 227 | 147 | 63 | 17 |
409 | Seafood sounds good. | 1.4272 | 0.04565 | 213 | 143 | 49 | 21 |
410 | If global warming keeps humans off the beach? Well, I'm for it! | 1.4272 | 0.04364 | 206 | 133 | 58 | 15 |
411 | Anthropomorphism gives us porpoise. | 1.4271 | 0.04699 | 192 | 127 | 48 | 17 |
412 | We should beach ourselves more often. | 1.4262 | 0.04609 | 183 | 118 | 52 | 13 |
413 | I never dreamed that Nebraska’s Pacific coastline would be this beautiful. | 1.4260 | 0.05417 | 169 | 118 | 30 | 21 |
414 | Climate change has certainly got rid of the people on the beach | 1.4259 | 0.04471 | 216 | 144 | 52 | 20 |
415 | This vacation was just what I needed to get my humpback. | 1.4258 | 0.04372 | 209 | 136 | 57 | 15 |
416 | I’m ordering 1,000 pounds of krill for lunch. What do you want? | 1.4257 | 0.04796 | 202 | 138 | 42 | 22 |
417 | Great White, eh? Great tan is more like it. | 1.4254 | 0.05145 | 181 | 125 | 35 | 21 |
418 | Now I see why the Jacobsons are always raving about Nantucket! | 1.4249 | 0.04680 | 193 | 128 | 48 | 17 |
419 | I live for beached season | 1.4241 | 0.04772 | 191 | 128 | 45 | 18 |
420 | Oh sure, but it's a dry heat. | 1.4240 | 0.04406 | 217 | 144 | 54 | 19 |
421 | I told you pretending to be sharks would totally scare them off the beach! | 1.4235 | 0.04571 | 196 | 127 | 48 | 14 |
422 | Hurry and drink up before they try to push us back in! | 1.4231 | 0.04790 | 208 | 144 | 40 | 24 |
423 | Remember, if we see any humans, roll over and look distressed. | 1.4221 | 0.04632 | 199 | 133 | 48 | 18 |
424 | Whalin’ away again in Margaritaville | 1.4220 | 0.04857 | 173 | 114 | 45 | 14 |
425 | You know, being beached isn't really that bad. | 1.4219 | 0.04456 | 192 | 124 | 55 | 13 |
426 | When I'm done, I will be the Great Tan Whale | 1.4216 | 0.04440 | 185 | 118 | 56 | 10 |
427 | I'd rather identify as a whale of color. | 1.4216 | 0.04881 | 185 | 125 | 42 | 18 |
428 | You wanna split a tuna melt? | 1.4214 | 0.05670 | 159 | 113 | 25 | 21 |
429 | Hopefully, they won't push us back in this time. | 1.4213 | 0.04270 | 216 | 141 | 59 | 16 |
430 | I’d kill for some sushi right now. | 1.4211 | 0.04846 | 190 | 129 | 42 | 19 |
431 | Hope none of those do gooders find us before cocktail hour is over! | 1.4208 | 0.04688 | 202 | 137 | 45 | 20 |
432 | The real reason whales beach | 1.4203 | 0.05521 | 138 | 92 | 34 | 12 |
433 | Can you believe that guy? He wants us to call him "Ishmael"! | 1.4202 | 0.04824 | 188 | 127 | 43 | 18 |
434 | I don't know about you but I'm having a whale of a time." | 1.4200 | 0.04668 | 200 | 135 | 46 | 19 |
435 | Did you remember to tip the shark? | 1.4198 | 0.04624 | 212 | 145 | 45 | 22 |
436 | This is a good spot. Nobody has tried to push us back into the water. | 1.4195 | 0.04585 | 205 | 138 | 48 | 19 |
437 | Why'd we ever wait for rising sea levels? | 1.4190 | 0.05060 | 179 | 123 | 37 | 19 |
438 | Call me paranoid if you wish but I feel as if people are watching us all the time. | 1.4187 | 0.04401 | 203 | 133 | 55 | 15 |
439 | It's all good news. Just a little more climate inaction and it'll all be ocean before you know it! | 1.4171 | 0.04596 | 187 | 123 | 50 | 14 |
440 | I love living life on the edge. | 1.4171 | 0.04596 | 187 | 123 | 50 | 14 |
441 | I'm guessing you used the last of the ice for your drink | 1.4171 | 0.04573 | 199 | 133 | 49 | 17 |
442 | People are coming! Try to look less beachy and more beached. | 1.4167 | 0.04690 | 192 | 129 | 46 | 17 |
443 | Life without humans is even better than I expected. | 1.4167 | 0.04748 | 192 | 130 | 44 | 18 |
444 | Now that we've scraped off those tracking devices,.where should we go next? | 1.4167 | 0.04599 | 204 | 138 | 47 | 19 |
445 | Anything but sushi. | 1.4167 | 0.05895 | 132 | 91 | 27 | 14 |
446 | Now, doesn't this beat Sea World? | 1.4167 | 0.04493 | 204 | 136 | 46 | 16 |
447 | We should have come here millions of years ago! | 1.4167 | 0.05159 | 180 | 124 | 32 | 20 |
448 | I see that a few of our friends have made it on to this menu. | 1.4162 | 0.04529 | 173 | 116 | 41 | 14 |
449 | I think for our next vacation we should go people watching. | 1.4158 | 0.04482 | 190 | 124 | 53 | 13 |
450 | This is great! Nobody around to push us back in! | 1.4152 | 0.04819 | 171 | 113 | 45 | 13 |
451 | You know, you’re right…Uncle Moby IS kind of a sanctimonious prig. | 1.4145 | 0.04613 | 193 | 129 | 48 | 16 |
452 | Whale this is nice!” “Dolphinately. | 1.4140 | 0.04870 | 157 | 102 | 45 | 10 |
453 | I'm just about ready to get splashed with a bucket of water and pushed back in! | 1.4138 | 0.04506 | 203 | 133 | 49 | 16 |
454 | Did you bring peanut butter and jellyfish? | 1.4135 | 0.04634 | 208 | 143 | 44 | 21 |
455 | Easy on the Mojitos. We still have to deal with Ahab. | 1.4134 | 0.04531 | 179 | 116 | 52 | 11 |
456 | After all those hoops they make us jump through, we deserve this. | 1.4134 | 0.04667 | 179 | 118 | 48 | 13 |
457 | Much easier to chill with all the sharks vacationing on Long Island | 1.4134 | 0.04800 | 179 | 120 | 44 | 15 |
458 | Love the dinner menu! Do you think the plankton are kosher? | 1.4130 | 0.05013 | 184 | 128 | 36 | 20 |
459 | What's the best time to see the tourists? | 1.4124 | 0.04703 | 177 | 117 | 47 | 13 |
460 | As far as I can tell, we're 1000 miles off course, but I'm lovin' it! | 1.4121 | 0.04938 | 165 | 110 | 42 | 13 |
461 | That one-legged maniac will never recognize me after this tan. | 1.4121 | 0.05229 | 165 | 114 | 34 | 17 |
462 | That guy from Staten Island was delicious. | 1.4121 | 0.05085 | 165 | 112 | 38 | 15 |
463 | I love when you do that with your blowhole. | 1.4121 | 0.04931 | 182 | 125 | 39 | 18 |
464 | Enjoy it while you can. They’re going to show up and try to roll us back in. | 1.4121 | 0.04869 | 182 | 123 | 41 | 17 |
465 | Nah, man, I just buy it for the Melville articles. | 1.4121 | 0.04568 | 199 | 134 | 48 | 17 |
466 | I hope no one tries to 'rescue' us. | 1.4118 | 0.04267 | 204 | 133 | 58 | 13 |
467 | On the other hand, being endangered has it upsides. | 1.4114 | 0.04942 | 175 | 119 | 40 | 16 |
468 | People say "beached" like it's the end of the world. | 1.4108 | 0.04495 | 185 | 125 | 44 | 14 |
469 | You got your phone? I have a crazy hankering for calamari. | 1.4103 | 0.05214 | 156 | 106 | 36 | 14 |
470 | I hope we are not evolving into something weird. | 1.4101 | 0.04682 | 178 | 118 | 47 | 13 |
471 | I love these new swim-up sand bars | 1.4101 | 0.04614 | 178 | 117 | 49 | 12 |
472 | Migration? I just come for the margaritas. | 1.4101 | 0.04816 | 178 | 120 | 43 | 15 |
473 | You see? - New York City has it all! | 1.4099 | 0.04943 | 161 | 107 | 42 | 12 |
474 | We really need to get out of the water more often. | 1.4099 | 0.04864 | 161 | 106 | 44 | 11 |
475 | I tell you, Margaret, changing our migration pattern this year was the best idea I've ever had." | 1.4098 | 0.04460 | 183 | 119 | 53 | 11 |
476 | Ha! If that Ahab dude could see us now! | 1.4096 | 0.04814 | 188 | 129 | 41 | 18 |
477 | Being a beached whale isn't so bad after all. | 1.4094 | 0.05217 | 149 | 100 | 37 | 12 |
478 | Hey, remember humans? | 1.4094 | 0.04954 | 171 | 116 | 40 | 15 |
479 | its nice but I'm not sure we can keep this up for a million years until our tailfins turns into legs | 1.4091 | 0.05261 | 154 | 104 | 34 | 14 |
480 | Sure beats sucking down micro plastics, don’t it? | 1.4086 | 0.04667 | 186 | 125 | 46 | 15 |
481 | Relax, we still have time before the three o'clock show. | 1.4083 | 0.05134 | 169 | 117 | 35 | 17 |
482 | You were right: a break from all that ocean noise is just what the doctor ordered | 1.4083 | 0.05065 | 169 | 114 | 37 | 16 |
483 | Apparently this place was called Kansas in the old days. | 1.4082 | 0.04781 | 196 | 136 | 40 | 20 |
484 | 'Go on, ask me what kind of a time I'm having.' | 1.4080 | 0.04719 | 174 | 117 | 41 | 14 |
485 | The Hamptons ARE so much better almost entirely under water | 1.4080 | 0.04531 | 201 | 136 | 48 | 17 |
486 | At the current rate, this’ll all be under water by the time you finish that drink. | 1.4068 | 0.04764 | 177 | 119 | 44 | 14 |
487 | Climate change -- bring it on! | 1.4062 | 0.04960 | 160 | 107 | 41 | 12 |
488 | Ahab will never find me. | 1.4061 | 0.04931 | 165 | 111 | 41 | 13 |
489 | Let's see them call me 'white' whale after this! | 1.4056 | 0.04740 | 180 | 120 | 39 | 16 |
490 | That idiot Ahab thinks I’m in the North Atlantic | 1.4054 | 0.04926 | 185 | 129 | 37 | 19 |
491 | Just think, in 50 years, this whole planet will be our beach. | 1.4049 | 0.04972 | 163 | 110 | 40 | 13 |
492 | The concierge said tuna in the lobby at seven. | 1.4048 | 0.05152 | 168 | 117 | 34 | 17 |
493 | A beached day really isn’t so bad… | 1.4048 | 0.04643 | 168 | 110 | 48 | 10 |
494 | From now on it’s gonna be the great bronze whale. | 1.4048 | 0.05012 | 168 | 114 | 38 | 15 |
495 | Heard any good podcasts recently? | 1.4046 | 0.04908 | 173 | 118 | 40 | 15 |
496 | Am I bad for wanting grilled Ahi? | 1.4045 | 0.04809 | 178 | 121 | 42 | 15 |
497 | I can’t decide between trying something new or my usual seafood platter. | 1.4044 | 0.04652 | 183 | 123 | 46 | 14 |
498 | Everything we’ve been taught about beaches has been a lie! | 1.4043 | 0.04925 | 188 | 132 | 36 | 20 |
499 | It's a simple to do list this week Willie. Fill the cooler, empty the cooler. | 1.4043 | 0.04749 | 188 | 129 | 42 | 17 |
500 | Ahh, I love it here Marge. Nobody to keep us moist, no crying or panicking thinking we’ll die, and nobody calls me Flipper. | 1.4041 | 0.04543 | 193 | 130 | 48 | 15 |
501 | Remember when you said you wouldn’t marry me if I was the last whale on earth? Look at us now! | 1.4040 | 0.05330 | 151 | 104 | 33 | 14 |
502 | White Whale, indeed. | 1.4035 | 0.05085 | 171 | 119 | 35 | 17 |
503 | I love these breaks before we have to go back and jump in the air for the tourist boats. | 1.4033 | 0.04752 | 181 | 123 | 43 | 15 |
504 | Oh look Dear, they have dolphin friendly tuna on the menu | 1.4031 | 0.04775 | 196 | 137 | 39 | 20 |
505 | They were such a sweet couple. Way better than krill. | 1.4031 | 0.04608 | 196 | 134 | 45 | 17 |
506 | If you pretend you’re stranded they’ll pamper you for weeks! | 1.4029 | 0.04230 | 206 | 136 | 57 | 13 |
507 | My body, my choice | 1.4027 | 0.05464 | 149 | 104 | 30 | 15 |
508 | Gotta love the remote option! | 1.4027 | 0.05121 | 149 | 100 | 38 | 11 |
509 | First time at a nudist beach, Honey? | 1.4026 | 0.05172 | 154 | 105 | 36 | 13 |
510 | I think you are enjoying global warming a little too much. | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
511 | „You know, I‘m thinking about quitting my job and moving here.“ | 1.4024 | 0.04635 | 164 | 107 | 48 | 9 |
512 | Ahab was so nice to recommend this spot. | 1.4024 | 0.04794 | 164 | 109 | 44 | 11 |
513 | We have about 20 minutes before the next people watching boat arrives” | 1.4023 | 0.04677 | 174 | 116 | 46 | 12 |
514 | Up yours, Ishmael. | 1.4022 | 0.04917 | 179 | 123 | 38 | 17 |
515 | I give thanks every day for Grandpa’s book and movie royalties. | 1.4022 | 0.04696 | 184 | 125 | 44 | 15 |
516 | It feels wrong to be enjoying this so much. | 1.4021 | 0.04344 | 194 | 128 | 54 | 12 |
517 | Let's renew our endangered species travel club membership next year. | 1.4013 | 0.05384 | 152 | 106 | 31 | 15 |
518 | Things are great since all the humans are gone, thanks to climate change. | 1.4013 | 0.05258 | 157 | 109 | 33 | 15 |
519 | There is nothing like a good nude beach. | 1.4012 | 0.05215 | 162 | 113 | 33 | 16 |
520 | If it wasn't for Joe Manchin we would still be under the ice pack. | 1.4012 | 0.05029 | 167 | 115 | 37 | 15 |
521 | It’s not the heat that I enjoy. It’s the humidity. | 1.4012 | 0.04294 | 167 | 110 | 42 | 8 |
522 | Finally, a secluded beach where we're not always being dragged back into the water. | 1.4011 | 0.04641 | 187 | 127 | 45 | 15 |
523 | Enjoy yourself before they show up to “save” us. | 1.4011 | 0.04823 | 187 | 130 | 39 | 18 |
524 | Feel like krill for dinner? | 1.4010 | 0.04616 | 202 | 140 | 43 | 19 |
525 | You drink another one of those Harold, and they'll have to carry you into the sea. | 1.4000 | 0.05226 | 155 | 107 | 34 | 14 |
526 | If we’re going to be stranded, might as well make the most of it! | 1.4000 | 0.04612 | 185 | 125 | 46 | 14 |
527 | I could literally die. | 1.4000 | 0.05441 | 140 | 96 | 32 | 12 |
528 | It looks like our beach front property investment is about to pay off. | 1.4000 | 0.04895 | 155 | 103 | 42 | 10 |
529 | Save us? From what? | 1.4000 | 0.04873 | 160 | 107 | 42 | 11 |
530 | Nah. No one’s gonna see us. It’s shark week! | 1.4000 | 0.05029 | 145 | 96 | 40 | 9 |
531 | Now they’re all gone, this global warming isn’t so bad. | 1.4000 | 0.04953 | 160 | 107 | 40 | 12 |
532 | You were right Max. Wichita, Kansas is a great vacation spot. | 1.3988 | 0.04969 | 173 | 120 | 37 | 16 |
533 | There is a bright side to Global Warming now all the humans are gone. | 1.3988 | 0.05005 | 168 | 116 | 37 | 15 |
534 | I know I’m not supposed to like the idea of rising sea levels but in this case I’ll make an exception. | 1.3988 | 0.04567 | 163 | 106 | 49 | 8 |
535 | Let's see him call me a white whale now. | 1.3986 | 0.05402 | 148 | 103 | 31 | 14 |
536 | Beached whale my ass. | 1.3978 | 0.04957 | 186 | 132 | 34 | 20 |
537 | The podcast was spot on about this place. I think I’m going to order the krilled-cheese sandwich! | 1.3978 | 0.04655 | 186 | 126 | 44 | 15 |
538 | If we keep pretending to be sharks they’ll keep Rockaway closed all summer. | 1.3978 | 0.04331 | 186 | 122 | 54 | 10 |
539 | I knew this little diversion would finally stop your blubbering. | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
540 | I know they say that dolphins are smart. But when's the last time you saw one sipping a pina colada and catching a few rays. | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 122 | 44 | 14 |
541 | You drink like a mammal! | 1.3978 | 0.04479 | 181 | 120 | 50 | 11 |
542 | Be careful. The last time you got sand in your blowhole you wound up with crabs | 1.3977 | 0.05165 | 176 | 126 | 30 | 20 |
543 | I’d give this Air Beluga&Beluga 5 stars if there were more towels | 1.3977 | 0.04635 | 176 | 118 | 46 | 12 |
544 | Remember, if someone sees you, play dead. | 1.3977 | 0.05010 | 171 | 119 | 36 | 16 |
545 | When you see the cruise ship, get in the water and look wild! | 1.3977 | 0.04870 | 171 | 117 | 40 | 14 |
546 | Let's hope that no one will rush this beach and try to push us back in. | 1.3975 | 0.04686 | 161 | 106 | 46 | 9 |
547 | Let's enjoy this now before the do-gooders push us back into the water. | 1.3974 | 0.04518 | 156 | 100 | 50 | 6 |
548 | ‘‘Evolution’s been great but sometimes you just need some sun.’’ | 1.3966 | 0.04451 | 174 | 114 | 51 | 9 |
549 | Whiteness is SO yesterday! | 1.3961 | 0.04824 | 154 | 102 | 43 | 9 |
550 | Anybody see Jonah?? Did he go home early ? | 1.3961 | 0.05164 | 154 | 105 | 35 | 13 |
551 | Good idea getting those attachable shark fins. We've got the whole place to ourselves. | 1.3955 | 0.04544 | 177 | 118 | 48 | 11 |
552 | Why do they always drag us back into the water? | 1.3953 | 0.04917 | 172 | 119 | 38 | 15 |
553 | Your fake shark fin trick works every time. | 1.3952 | 0.04649 | 167 | 111 | 46 | 10 |
554 | Oh Tom," he said, "your skin is iridescent and your blowhole is glowing. | 1.3952 | 0.05093 | 167 | 117 | 34 | 16 |
555 | You're drinking like a fish. | 1.3952 | 0.05302 | 167 | 120 | 28 | 19 |
556 | Whale county opens first nudist beach, locals flock to shore | 1.3951 | 0.05133 | 162 | 113 | 34 | 15 |
557 | Can’t think of a better way to go extinct. | 1.3951 | 0.04663 | 162 | 107 | 46 | 9 |
558 | Who do you have to kill to get caviar around here? | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
559 | Beached ain't so bad! | 1.3947 | 0.05126 | 152 | 104 | 36 | 11 |
560 | Finally, a nude beach without gawkers. | 1.3947 | 0.04953 | 152 | 102 | 40 | 10 |
561 | It’s so much more relaxed now that it is always one season. | 1.3946 | 0.04784 | 147 | 96 | 44 | 7 |
562 | Look at these prices! No wonder nobody comes here anymore! | 1.3946 | 0.05068 | 147 | 99 | 38 | 10 |
563 | Can you pass me the sunblock of the fisherman you had for dinner? | 1.3943 | 0.04788 | 175 | 120 | 41 | 14 |
564 | Life's a beach. Then you die! | 1.3943 | 0.05119 | 175 | 125 | 31 | 19 |
565 | Migration between Alaska and Baja, Mexico is B.S. Let’s just hang here in Cabo! | 1.3941 | 0.04668 | 170 | 113 | 45 | 11 |
566 | Who knew they'd die out first? The irony tastes better than your piña colada. | 1.3939 | 0.05208 | 165 | 117 | 31 | 17 |
567 | It’s shark week. Laying low. | 1.3939 | 0.04991 | 165 | 114 | 37 | 14 |
568 | Happy hour runs from low tide to disturbingly high tide. | 1.3938 | 0.05101 | 160 | 110 | 35 | 14 |
569 | Drink up - they will be here to push us back in any moment now.... | 1.3935 | 0.05137 | 155 | 107 | 35 | 13 |
570 | White whale," my ass | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
571 | Get a load of your White Whale now, Ahab. | 1.3931 | 0.04894 | 173 | 120 | 38 | 15 |
572 | Is that the straw you pulled out of my blowhole this morning, Bernice? | 1.3929 | 0.04853 | 168 | 115 | 40 | 13 |
573 | Who'da thunk it! Stacationing on the Icelandic shore. | 1.3926 | 0.05267 | 135 | 91 | 35 | 9 |
574 | Nothing like a good beached read. | 1.3924 | 0.05145 | 158 | 109 | 34 | 14 |
575 | My echolocation is set to "out of office" | 1.3919 | 0.05561 | 148 | 106 | 26 | 16 |
576 | The joy of being a land blubber! | 1.3916 | 0.05064 | 143 | 96 | 38 | 9 |
577 | I'm working on my beached body. | 1.3916 | 0.05039 | 166 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
578 | I hate when sand gets in my blowhole. | 1.3913 | 0.04840 | 161 | 109 | 41 | 11 |
579 | I love not having a porpoise. | 1.3913 | 0.04998 | 161 | 111 | 37 | 13 |
580 | Here’s good news,Moby whacked Ahab. | 1.3913 | 0.05580 | 138 | 97 | 28 | 13 |
581 | I’m really enjoying evolution. | 1.3910 | 0.04776 | 156 | 104 | 43 | 9 |
582 | I just hope the humans don't show up to save us. | 1.3910 | 0.05110 | 156 | 107 | 34 | 13 |
583 | They say this used to be Jersey City. | 1.3907 | 0.05313 | 151 | 106 | 31 | 14 |
584 | Someday this will all be ours. | 1.3901 | 0.05492 | 141 | 99 | 29 | 13 |
585 | White-bellied, my ****! | 1.3901 | 0.05492 | 141 | 99 | 29 | 13 |
586 | Is pescatarian still a thing? | 1.3896 | 0.04902 | 154 | 104 | 40 | 10 |
587 | We should visit Sea World while we're in town. | 1.3895 | 0.04769 | 172 | 118 | 40 | 13 |
588 | And to think, some folks say 'beached whale' like it's a bad thing. | 1.3893 | 0.04539 | 149 | 96 | 48 | 5 |
589 | Yes, if I had known about the cocktails, I'd have tried this sooner too. | 1.3892 | 0.04534 | 185 | 126 | 46 | 13 |
590 | Remember our first date here? It went great until we got 'rescued.' | 1.3892 | 0.04469 | 185 | 123 | 46 | 11 |
591 | We need to do more beached vacations. | 1.3889 | 0.04939 | 144 | 96 | 40 | 8 |
592 | Can you flip me over? I need this to be even. | 1.3882 | 0.05366 | 152 | 108 | 29 | 15 |
593 | It's great celebrating our mammal side. | 1.3882 | 0.05202 | 152 | 106 | 33 | 13 |
594 | Now *this* is what Darwin had in mind! | 1.3879 | 0.04597 | 165 | 110 | 46 | 9 |
595 | Nude beaches are the best. | 1.3879 | 0.04982 | 165 | 115 | 36 | 14 |
596 | I’m trying to blow off steam. | 1.3879 | 0.04516 | 165 | 109 | 48 | 8 |
597 | Cancun's so nice! Hear it's freezing back in Texas! | 1.3878 | 0.05327 | 147 | 103 | 31 | 13 |
598 | Life is so much better since the humans - well - you know. | 1.3874 | 0.04616 | 191 | 133 | 42 | 16 |
599 | Do you think it's wrong to order the Beluga Caviar? | 1.3873 | 0.05460 | 142 | 100 | 29 | 13 |
600 | Enjoy it while you can before someone tries to get us back in the water. | 1.3873 | 0.04747 | 173 | 119 | 41 | 13 |
601 | That was a good idea pretending to be a shark. | 1.3871 | 0.05128 | 155 | 108 | 34 | 12 |
602 | I wonder what the Belugas are doing. | 1.3871 | 0.05209 | 155 | 108 | 32 | 14 |
603 | What time is the next tour boat? | 1.3871 | 0.04877 | 155 | 105 | 40 | 10 |
604 | I'm going to have the fish for lunch. | 1.3869 | 0.05206 | 137 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
605 | Ya know,even though the humans wiped out their entire species because of recklessness and corporate greed,they did get one thing right: vacations! | 1.3867 | 0.05333 | 150 | 106 | 30 | 14 |
606 | Did that invite to the beach say we could vacay or was it decay? | 1.3867 | 0.04986 | 150 | 102 | 38 | 10 |
607 | Sadly, those who came before us failed to bring the appropriate accoutrements and were therefore often accused of being suicidal. | 1.3867 | 0.05417 | 150 | 107 | 28 | 15 |
608 | If you were supposed to wear glasses you would have had ears. | 1.3861 | 0.05137 | 158 | 111 | 33 | 14 |
609 | I'm going to order this avocado krill...it's to die for! | 1.3858 | 0.05814 | 127 | 89 | 25 | 12 |
610 | Nice to get away from the plastics! | 1.3857 | 0.05420 | 140 | 98 | 30 | 12 |
611 | I like this evolution! What should we do next? Walk or fly? | 1.3855 | 0.04884 | 166 | 115 | 38 | 13 |
612 | I know we just got here, but I don't think I will ever want to go back. | 1.3855 | 0.04958 | 166 | 116 | 36 | 14 |
613 | If the guy who gets the drinks is named Jonah, that may be a problem. | 1.3851 | 0.05121 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 11 |
614 | I really hope Ahab sees this | 1.3851 | 0.05121 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 11 |
615 | I still think this Ahab character is overdone. And my Mom agrees with me! | 1.3846 | 0.04936 | 156 | 107 | 38 | 11 |
616 | A wrong turn has never felt so right. | 1.3846 | 0.04673 | 169 | 114 | 43 | 11 |
617 | Hey...Melville, kiss my ass ! | 1.3846 | 0.05150 | 143 | 98 | 35 | 10 |
618 | Having cocktails and peeing into the ocean simultaneously is not lady-like, Wanda! | 1.3841 | 0.04999 | 164 | 115 | 35 | 14 |
619 | I think I am going to order the 16-ton platter of line-caught plankton. | 1.3841 | 0.05048 | 151 | 104 | 36 | 11 |
620 | Summer, 2055. “We just swim up Broadway and take a left on Prince Street.” | 1.3841 | 0.05387 | 151 | 108 | 28 | 15 |
621 | I’m thinking sea food tonight! | 1.3841 | 0.05048 | 151 | 104 | 36 | 11 |
622 | It's true! We inherited the Earth. | 1.3841 | 0.05277 | 138 | 95 | 33 | 10 |
623 | Argh. I got sand in my blowhole. | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
624 | Thank goodness for swimsuit optional beaches. | 1.3836 | 0.05031 | 159 | 111 | 35 | 13 |
625 | Once you've finished that, you'll need to wait an hour before going back in the water. | 1.3836 | 0.05167 | 146 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
626 | Why didn’t we ever beach ourselves before? | 1.3829 | 0.04703 | 175 | 121 | 41 | 13 |
627 | Enjoy it while you can. This pandemic is winding down. | 1.3826 | 0.05268 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
628 | I never understand why they think we're fish. | 1.3826 | 0.05003 | 149 | 102 | 37 | 10 |
629 | There's a people-watching tour scheduled at 1:00. | 1.3826 | 0.05181 | 149 | 104 | 33 | 12 |
630 | Remember when beached was a bad thing? | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
631 | They really want us back in the office a couple days a week, but I told them I need to keep working from home through end of summer at least. | 1.3819 | 0.05575 | 144 | 104 | 25 | 15 |
632 | Hard to believe this used to be an iceberg. | 1.3818 | 0.04667 | 165 | 112 | 43 | 10 |
633 | According to the map, this used to be Las Vegas | 1.3817 | 0.05574 | 131 | 92 | 28 | 11 |
634 | Some people claim that man is to blame. | 1.3817 | 0.04902 | 131 | 85 | 40 | 5 |
635 | Its good to be a mammal. | 1.3816 | 0.04845 | 152 | 103 | 40 | 9 |
636 | I feel like I can finally breathe out here. | 1.3813 | 0.04510 | 160 | 106 | 47 | 7 |
637 | I love NY. | 1.3810 | 0.05317 | 147 | 102 | 29 | 13 |
638 | Well, dear, we ate so much at the resort buffet, we must look like beached whales. | 1.3810 | 0.04836 | 168 | 117 | 38 | 13 |
639 | Despite the negative implication, being a beached whale sure beats our gig at the aquarium! | 1.3810 | 0.04859 | 147 | 99 | 40 | 8 |
640 | Isn’t it great! We don’t have to go South and deal with all those pesky tourists anymore! | 1.3810 | 0.04954 | 147 | 100 | 38 | 9 |
641 | And there's a human-watching tour at 3:30! | 1.3806 | 0.05167 | 134 | 91 | 35 | 8 |
642 | All that work to get our beach bodies was worth it. | 1.3804 | 0.04406 | 184 | 125 | 48 | 11 |
643 | Now this is what I call anthropomorphic! | 1.3804 | 0.04939 | 163 | 114 | 36 | 13 |
644 | Told you we didn’t have to swim thousands of miles to warm waters. Told you warm waters would come to us! | 1.3803 | 0.05070 | 142 | 97 | 36 | 9 |
645 | I say we try the seafood buffet. | 1.3803 | 0.05357 | 142 | 100 | 30 | 12 |
646 | The seafood salad looks good! | 1.3800 | 0.05065 | 150 | 104 | 35 | 11 |
647 | Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh? | 1.3800 | 0.04885 | 150 | 102 | 39 | 9 |
648 | So this is how the beach apes relax. | 1.3797 | 0.04632 | 158 | 106 | 44 | 8 |
649 | Remember, when they find us, let them drag you back into the water. | 1.3797 | 0.05048 | 158 | 111 | 34 | 13 |
650 | Now hear me out -- there are some upsides to this whole global warming thing. | 1.3797 | 0.04803 | 158 | 108 | 40 | 10 |
651 | I feel bad for the polar bears, but it's working out for us. | 1.3796 | 0.05495 | 137 | 97 | 28 | 12 |
652 | I can't wait to see what they are going to serve us for dinner. | 1.3796 | 0.05296 | 137 | 95 | 32 | 10 |
653 | At least we have peace and porpoise. | 1.3795 | 0.04875 | 166 | 116 | 37 | 13 |
654 | We haven’t been to Cancun lately. | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
655 | Did you remember the sunscreen? | 1.3789 | 0.05283 | 161 | 117 | 27 | 17 |
656 | And when the save-the-whale people come, don't act like you've enjoyed this. | 1.3789 | 0.05057 | 161 | 114 | 33 | 14 |
657 | It's not so bad being "beached" once you get the knack of it | 1.3788 | 0.05327 | 132 | 91 | 32 | 9 |
658 | How Stella Got Her Humpback | 1.3786 | 0.05116 | 140 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
659 | We're killin' it. | 1.3784 | 0.04927 | 148 | 101 | 38 | 9 |
660 | We should do a pod cast of this. | 1.3784 | 0.05287 | 148 | 104 | 30 | 13 |
661 | Whales just want to have fun! | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
662 | This beats performing at Sea World! | 1.3780 | 0.05235 | 127 | 86 | 34 | 7 |
663 | Wow, those 'frequent swimmer miles' are really paying off. | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
664 | Keep tanning. Ahab's only looking for white whales. | 1.3774 | 0.05330 | 159 | 116 | 26 | 17 |
665 | I think we’re evolving | 1.3774 | 0.04778 | 159 | 109 | 40 | 10 |
666 | It says here th It says here that humans are friendly and intelligent and will sometimes swim with dolphins. | 1.3772 | 0.04700 | 167 | 115 | 41 | 11 |
667 | This really is breathtaking. | 1.3770 | 0.04228 | 191 | 129 | 52 | 10 |
668 | Yes siree, we are reeedefining “beached whale”! | 1.3770 | 0.04481 | 191 | 133 | 44 | 14 |
669 | maybe we'll get lucky and have a people sighting. | 1.3768 | 0.05163 | 138 | 95 | 34 | 9 |
670 | If you see any people -play dead! | 1.3768 | 0.05364 | 138 | 97 | 30 | 11 |
671 | The Porpoise Driven Life | 1.3768 | 0.05364 | 138 | 97 | 30 | 11 |
672 | I’m not tanning…I’m evolving. | 1.3768 | 0.05163 | 138 | 95 | 34 | 9 |
673 | I've never burned because someone always rescues me. | 1.3768 | 0.05462 | 138 | 98 | 28 | 12 |
674 | It's 5 o'clock somewhere. | 1.3767 | 0.05336 | 146 | 104 | 29 | 13 |
675 | So while Ahab is trolling the oceans for me, I'm spending two weeks at the Beach. | 1.3767 | 0.05064 | 146 | 101 | 35 | 10 |
676 | I used to think being beached was a bad thing! | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
677 | This is nice, but it's not worth getting legs. | 1.3766 | 0.05053 | 154 | 108 | 34 | 12 |
678 | I knew if we just waited long enough, we'd have all this to ourselves. | 1.3765 | 0.04635 | 162 | 110 | 43 | 9 |
679 | That piña krill-ada any good? | 1.3764 | 0.04706 | 178 | 125 | 39 | 14 |
680 | Remember when we pushed that human back in to save him? | 1.3760 | 0.05526 | 125 | 87 | 29 | 9 |
681 | Fantastic! Climate change has come and we can get out of this ice cube! Travel the world! | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
682 | Man, I’m so glad we waited to evolve until humans went extinct | 1.3758 | 0.05170 | 149 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
683 | I bet you're the only one in your summer book club who can say she loves Moby-Dick. | 1.3758 | 0.05257 | 149 | 105 | 30 | 13 |
684 | We’ll be ‘influencers’ in no time! | 1.3758 | 0.05065 | 157 | 111 | 33 | 13 |
685 | If you see anyone coming, go into beached whale mode. | 1.3758 | 0.04658 | 165 | 113 | 42 | 10 |
686 | I don't know why people feel sorry for us. | 1.3750 | 0.04753 | 168 | 117 | 39 | 12 |
687 | I love when the Dollar's strong. Everybody else swims to Europe. | 1.3750 | 0.05559 | 120 | 83 | 29 | 8 |
688 | Less people and higher sea levels? I could get used to global warming | 1.3750 | 0.05434 | 128 | 89 | 30 | 9 |
689 | Our ancestors were right. After human extinction,paradise on earth. | 1.3750 | 0.04834 | 152 | 103 | 39 | 9 |
690 | If my boss calls, tell him to kiss my sunburned blowhole. | 1.3750 | 0.05151 | 160 | 115 | 29 | 15 |
691 | And so close to home. | 1.3750 | 0.05013 | 144 | 99 | 36 | 9 |
692 | I wouldn't even want to leave, honestly. Even if we could. | 1.3750 | 0.05167 | 120 | 80 | 35 | 5 |
693 | I hate to admit it, but I love feeling like a beached whale! | 1.3750 | 0.04917 | 160 | 112 | 36 | 12 |
694 | Look! Humans swimming in the water! They're so cute! | 1.3743 | 0.04391 | 171 | 115 | 48 | 8 |
695 | This is a whale of a trip | 1.3742 | 0.04930 | 163 | 115 | 35 | 13 |
696 | Who cares if we're lost? | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
697 | Hopefully we’re far enough away that they’ll stop pushing us back in. | 1.3741 | 0.04847 | 147 | 100 | 39 | 8 |
698 | Bringing those weed gummies to the beach was genius! | 1.3741 | 0.05563 | 147 | 108 | 23 | 16 |
699 | The best part? After this we get to go fishing. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
700 | I love flipping out with you. | 1.3741 | 0.04926 | 139 | 94 | 38 | 7 |
701 | Can’t beat this apocalypse. | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 96 | 34 | 9 |
702 | You're getting to drunk to swim! | 1.3733 | 0.04965 | 150 | 104 | 36 | 10 |
703 | This whale watching startup has really paid off. | 1.3732 | 0.05252 | 142 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
704 | Just think, in a few years the whole world will be ours | 1.3732 | 0.04646 | 142 | 94 | 43 | 5 |
705 | Next time the waiter comes by again lets order some calamari. | 1.3731 | 0.05154 | 134 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
706 | You're right, the people watching really is better on the west coast. | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
707 | Ain't evolution grand honey? | 1.3728 | 0.04730 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 12 |
708 | I come here whenever I feel a bit washed up. | 1.3723 | 0.04970 | 137 | 93 | 37 | 7 |
709 | I could just die here! | 1.3723 | 0.05181 | 137 | 95 | 33 | 9 |
710 | Fifth shark closure this month. This is the life! | 1.3722 | 0.04596 | 180 | 126 | 41 | 13 |
711 | I just hope those do-gooders don't try to drag us back into the ocean. | 1.3721 | 0.05286 | 129 | 88 | 31 | 8 |
712 | I'd be worried about sun damage if I wasn't going to be dead in an hour. | 1.3721 | 0.04885 | 172 | 123 | 34 | 15 |
713 | Did I tell you they want me to do a Pod cast? | 1.3719 | 0.05395 | 121 | 83 | 31 | 7 |
714 | A few million more years of evolution, and we will rule this planet. | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
715 | I love it when people help me back into the water. | 1.3716 | 0.05008 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
716 | It's nice to blow off some steam. | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
717 | Don't you hate it when they skimp on the drinks? | 1.3709 | 0.04756 | 151 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
718 | Don't you hate it when you get sand in your blowhole? | 1.3709 | 0.04848 | 151 | 104 | 38 | 9 |
719 | That whole ‘beached whale’ thing is just a matter of perspective.” | 1.3706 | 0.04829 | 143 | 97 | 39 | 7 |
720 | I wish you’d stop drinking those stupid cocktails and help me figure out where we are! | 1.3706 | 0.05407 | 143 | 103 | 27 | 13 |
721 | This is one beached whale who does NOT want rescuing. | 1.3704 | 0.04624 | 162 | 111 | 42 | 9 |
722 | I love September! | 1.3704 | 0.04366 | 135 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
723 | Let's enjoy this while we can. Because, it's only a matter of time till those pesky humans push us back in again. | 1.3704 | 0.04688 | 189 | 136 | 36 | 17 |
724 | I've never understood why 'beached whale' has such a bad connotation | 1.3704 | 0.05246 | 162 | 119 | 26 | 17 |
725 | I don’t know about you but I think being a beached whale is highly underrated. | 1.3704 | 0.04707 | 162 | 112 | 40 | 10 |
726 | I told you we should have crawled out eons ago with the other fish. | 1.3701 | 0.05208 | 154 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
727 | This is so much nicer than when we had arms and legs | 1.3701 | 0.05220 | 127 | 87 | 33 | 7 |
728 | And you thought breaching was fun. | 1.3701 | 0.05099 | 127 | 85 | 35 | 6 |
729 | I'm telling you Phil, this evolution thing is gonna change our lives. | 1.3701 | 0.05679 | 127 | 91 | 25 | 11 |
730 | What can I say? Some whales know how to beach, and some don't. | 1.3697 | 0.04648 | 165 | 114 | 41 | 10 |
731 | Nice work on that shark alert | 1.3696 | 0.04833 | 138 | 93 | 39 | 6 |
732 | I'm hoping to throw off Ahab with this tan. | 1.3694 | 0.05055 | 157 | 112 | 32 | 13 |
733 | This is the life for the next 10 mins… | 1.3692 | 0.05689 | 130 | 94 | 24 | 12 |
734 | There are worse ways to go. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
735 | Now that our takeover is complete we can relax. | 1.3689 | 0.05232 | 122 | 83 | 33 | 6 |
736 | The human race is finally extinct. I didn't think we'd live to see the day | 1.3689 | 0.05843 | 122 | 88 | 23 | 11 |
737 | This sure beats swimming to Alaska | 1.3688 | 0.05173 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
738 | Let's smoke cigarettes next! | 1.3688 | 0.05551 | 141 | 103 | 24 | 14 |
739 | And being a beached whale is tragic, why? | 1.3688 | 0.05074 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
740 | Beached life! | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
741 | Remember, the Koch brothers paid us well to make beaching ourselves due to capitalism destroying our natural habitat look fun and desirable. | 1.3681 | 0.05191 | 144 | 102 | 31 | 11 |
742 | Mai Tais, white sands, no kids. Next comes the massage. In a few minutes about 100 people are gonna show up and rub us all over tryin’ to get us back in the water. | 1.3681 | 0.04903 | 144 | 99 | 37 | 8 |
743 | A little more of this and I won't be anybody's white anything anymore. | 1.3681 | 0.04700 | 144 | 97 | 41 | 6 |
744 | There's 'beached,' and then there's 'beached.' | 1.3681 | 0.05284 | 144 | 103 | 29 | 12 |
745 | So glad we chose this over the Black Sea ! | 1.3681 | 0.05001 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
746 | The two of us look like a couple of beached whales! | 1.3681 | 0.05097 | 144 | 101 | 33 | 10 |
747 | we'll be dead soon anyway, fuck it. | 1.3676 | 0.04586 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
748 | Sex on the beach? | 1.3676 | 0.05602 | 136 | 99 | 24 | 13 |
749 | No, no. I told him I was working from home today. | 1.3673 | 0.04835 | 147 | 101 | 38 | 8 |
750 | We can't get there from here. | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
751 | Love the nude beach but I hope those idiots don’t try to drag us into the water again. | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
752 | Ahhhh, we’re having a whale of a time! | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
753 | I’m a big fan of the swim-up bar. | 1.3672 | 0.05305 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
754 | Miami Beach Dolphins | 1.3672 | 0.05532 | 128 | 91 | 27 | 10 |
755 | The best part about this all inclusive is...no people-performances in the pool | 1.3669 | 0.05606 | 139 | 102 | 23 | 14 |
756 | God, I love summer! | 1.3664 | 0.05332 | 131 | 92 | 30 | 9 |
757 | We need to take shore leave more often! | 1.3664 | 0.05332 | 131 | 92 | 30 | 9 |
758 | Unleashing that last variant was a stroke of genius! | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
759 | I don't miss Sea World. | 1.3660 | 0.05143 | 153 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
760 | Think we'll go viral? | 1.3659 | 0.05197 | 123 | 84 | 33 | 6 |
761 | Ah, this is the death. | 1.3659 | 0.05068 | 123 | 83 | 35 | 5 |
762 | Drink up, we've got about 10 minutes to get back in the water for an early dinner. | 1.3659 | 0.04327 | 164 | 110 | 48 | 6 |
763 | The fried calamari looks good. | 1.3659 | 0.05197 | 123 | 84 | 33 | 6 |
764 | And that Ahab is looking for a WHITE whale. | 1.3659 | 0.05569 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
765 | Quick, act natural. | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
766 | Seems we've adapted to climate change quite nicely. | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
767 | We should never drink and dive! | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
768 | I just hope those "do-gooders" don't try to push us back into the ocean again. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
769 | You have to admit, global warming does have an upside. | 1.3654 | 0.04733 | 156 | 108 | 38 | 9 |
770 | Nothing beats it when they've all gone to the Hamptons. | 1.3651 | 0.05475 | 126 | 89 | 28 | 9 |
771 | Captain Ahab will never find us here. | 1.3650 | 0.04846 | 137 | 93 | 38 | 6 |
772 | Life’s a beach and then we fry! | 1.3650 | 0.05371 | 137 | 98 | 28 | 11 |
773 | Crap! Here come those well-meaning volunteers who are gonna drag us back into the water. | 1.3650 | 0.05270 | 137 | 97 | 30 | 10 |
774 | Nude beach this close to the city. Lovin’ it | 1.3649 | 0.04903 | 148 | 103 | 36 | 9 |
775 | If you like pina coladas and getting beached on the shore”. | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
776 | This is great! Last year a large group of humans pulled me back into the water, and cut my vacation short. | 1.3648 | 0.04921 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
777 | I'm starting to FEEL like a beached whale! | 1.3644 | 0.05471 | 118 | 82 | 29 | 7 |
778 | Well, there's beached and then there's beached.... | 1.3643 | 0.05271 | 129 | 90 | 31 | 8 |
779 | I feel the urge to lose weight every time I lay on the beach. | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
780 | What could go wrong? | 1.3643 | 0.05190 | 140 | 99 | 31 | 10 |
781 | I’m with you Jonah, I don’t care if we never go home! | 1.3642 | 0.04836 | 151 | 103 | 36 | 9 |
782 | I hate being this white. | 1.3642 | 0.05188 | 151 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
783 | Another shrimp cocktail? | 1.3636 | 0.05378 | 121 | 84 | 30 | 7 |
784 | So far so good, no paparazzi! | 1.3636 | 0.05076 | 132 | 91 | 34 | 7 |
785 | If this is what it means to be 'beached', I'll take it. | 1.3636 | 0.04946 | 154 | 109 | 34 | 11 |
786 | Just think -- we almost ended up in New Jersey | 1.3636 | 0.05407 | 132 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
787 | Whaled beaches | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
788 | When they come to rescue us, look distressed, it will be a great photo op. | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
789 | Nice move on that shark impersonation Babe. Now we've got the whole beach to ourselves ! | 1.3631 | 0.04795 | 157 | 110 | 37 | 10 |
790 | I suppose sushi would be a good appetizer. | 1.3630 | 0.04110 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
791 | Who knew Staten Island could be this relaxing? | 1.3630 | 0.05525 | 135 | 98 | 25 | 12 |
792 | …knew you’d love this celebrity hideaway far from the whale watching paparazzi… | 1.3630 | 0.04773 | 135 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
793 | Honey, don't forget the all-you-can-eat buffet starts at 5 tonight. | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
794 | If I knew evolution would be this relaxing I’d have started a long time ago. | 1.3625 | 0.04563 | 160 | 110 | 42 | 8 |
795 | I never dreamed a nude beach could be so relaxing. | 1.3625 | 0.04896 | 160 | 114 | 34 | 12 |
796 | That migration thing is for the birds. | 1.3625 | 0.05054 | 160 | 116 | 30 | 14 |
797 | Honey, soak it in while you can — there’ll be a camera crew here in no time. | 1.3623 | 0.05437 | 138 | 100 | 26 | 12 |
798 | Oh the krill of it all ! Marge | 1.3623 | 0.05239 | 138 | 98 | 30 | 10 |
799 | Who says we don't like being beached? | 1.3622 | 0.04699 | 127 | 84 | 40 | 3 |
800 | Please,God, no more tourists trying to drag us back in! | 1.3622 | 0.05083 | 127 | 87 | 34 | 6 |
801 | I’m going for a killer whale tan. | 1.3622 | 0.05204 | 127 | 88 | 32 | 7 |
802 | Wait until old man Ahab gets a load of my tan! | 1.3618 | 0.04718 | 152 | 105 | 39 | 8 |
803 | Not bad for a couple of beached whales | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
804 | It's a marathon not a sprint, Willy. It's just the first day of vacation. | 1.3615 | 0.04884 | 130 | 88 | 37 | 5 |
805 | Remember last time when that pack of do-gooders dragged you in the ocean? | 1.3615 | 0.05779 | 130 | 96 | 21 | 13 |
806 | Who knew that being a beached whale could be so pleasant? | 1.3613 | 0.04174 | 119 | 78 | 32 | 3 |
807 | Might as well go out in style. | 1.3613 | 0.04834 | 155 | 109 | 36 | 10 |
808 | I told you I'll try anything to get Ahab off my back. | 1.3613 | 0.04657 | 155 | 107 | 40 | 8 |
809 | Ah, it’s so much nicer not having a bunch of strangers trying to drag you into the water. | 1.3611 | 0.04578 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
810 | This beach is supposed to be great for people watching. | 1.3609 | 0.05478 | 133 | 96 | 26 | 11 |
811 | Being on the endangered species list does have its perks. | 1.3609 | 0.05266 | 133 | 94 | 30 | 9 |
812 | Just remember, when the tourists show up, act helpless. | 1.3609 | 0.05266 | 133 | 94 | 30 | 9 |
813 | Why the hell didn't we retire to Florida years ago? | 1.3608 | 0.04685 | 158 | 110 | 39 | 9 |
814 | It's probably good that they don't livestream the ENTIRE beluga whale migration journey. | 1.3605 | 0.04917 | 147 | 103 | 35 | 9 |
815 | [Untranslatable whale noises] | 1.3604 | 0.06373 | 111 | 83 | 16 | 12 |
816 | we've definitely evolved. | 1.3603 | 0.05184 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
817 | Mom said not to get beached but it seems great so far! | 1.3603 | 0.04859 | 136 | 93 | 37 | 6 |
818 | Hmmm.... isn't all plankton organic? | 1.3600 | 0.05131 | 125 | 86 | 33 | 6 |
819 | Hw about grilled krill? | 1.3594 | 0.05051 | 128 | 88 | 34 | 6 |
820 | At least I’ll die tan. | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
821 | I’m about ready to have the humans push us back in. You? | 1.3593 | 0.04746 | 167 | 119 | 36 | 12 |
822 | I can’t believe it took us so long to learn the right way to beach ourselves. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
823 | One more drink, then we'll migrate. | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
824 | Sometimes it pays to go off the grid. | 1.3590 | 0.04633 | 156 | 108 | 40 | 8 |
825 | Fancy a dip? | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
826 | I figure we've got another hour before Greenpeace gets here! | 1.3588 | 0.05426 | 131 | 94 | 27 | 10 |
827 | Next time the guy comes by order me a gin & salt water. | 1.3588 | 0.05205 | 131 | 92 | 31 | 8 |
828 | Of course we deserve this--We do more shows a week than Hugh Jackman. | 1.3586 | 0.05241 | 145 | 105 | 28 | 12 |
829 | Yep, it's so much easier to chill now that humans are extinct. | 1.3585 | 0.05070 | 159 | 116 | 29 | 14 |
830 | So, have you beached here before? | 1.3583 | 0.04992 | 120 | 81 | 35 | 4 |
831 | Quick, honey. Give the humans a wave. They think we’re stuck on the sand again. | 1.3583 | 0.04992 | 120 | 81 | 35 | 4 |
832 | Think of those poor bastards blubbering back at the office. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
833 | Their science has advanced so far over 4,000 years -- yet they haven't guessed why we come up on the beach! | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
834 | Tiki bars serve a youthful porpoise" | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
835 | It's great to be beached! | 1.3577 | 0.05115 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
836 | I thought you said sex on the beach | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
837 | I’m having such a whale of a time darling. | 1.3577 | 0.05049 | 123 | 84 | 34 | 5 |
838 | I love New York in the summer. | 1.3577 | 0.04940 | 137 | 95 | 35 | 7 |
839 | I’ve done this several times, but eventually someone will come by and push us back in the water. | 1.3577 | 0.04940 | 137 | 95 | 35 | 7 |
840 | I'm having a human of a time" | 1.3576 | 0.05176 | 151 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
841 | Nice to get away from the hustle and bustle of the ocean. | 1.3576 | 0.04914 | 151 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
842 | Didn't I tell you the Arctic shores were beautiful this time of year? | 1.3576 | 0.05176 | 151 | 110 | 28 | 13 |
843 | So now you’re reading the map? | 1.3576 | 0.04823 | 151 | 106 | 36 | 9 |
844 | Thanks to the success of Shark Week, we finally have the beach to ourselves! | 1.3576 | 0.04731 | 151 | 102 | 37 | 7 |
845 | Biggest PARTY animal on Earth, amirite? | 1.3576 | 0.04705 | 165 | 117 | 37 | 11 |
846 | Didn't I tell you you'd love the Hamptons???? | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
847 | We should pitch this idea to Shark Tank. | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
848 | Now this is how you beach yourself! | 1.3571 | 0.04944 | 168 | 123 | 30 | 15 |
849 | Finally, no one here to push us back in. | 1.3567 | 0.04783 | 157 | 111 | 36 | 10 |
850 | Shame about Ahab. But old Starbuck did quite well for himself. | 1.3566 | 0.04903 | 143 | 100 | 35 | 7 |
851 | But we are in Reykjavik! | 1.3566 | 0.05481 | 129 | 93 | 26 | 10 |
852 | Climate change has its advantages! | 1.3565 | 0.05121 | 115 | 78 | 33 | 4 |
853 | They say it's warmer in Alaska these days. | 1.3562 | 0.04464 | 160 | 110 | 43 | 7 |
854 | I could stay here forever. | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 97 | 35 | 6 |
855 | We should've crawled onto land eras ago! | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
856 | My mother used to say ‘beached’ like it was something bad. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
857 | When stranded make the best of it! | 1.3561 | 0.04944 | 132 | 91 | 34 | 6 |
858 | We're evolving, baby, I can feel it. | 1.3559 | 0.05318 | 118 | 82 | 30 | 6 |
859 | That's right! We ARE having a whale of a time .... | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
860 | I can't find my sunglasses! | 1.3559 | 0.06081 | 118 | 85 | 16 | 11 |
861 | Who knew? You can enjoy the beach without going in the water? | 1.3556 | 0.05409 | 135 | 98 | 26 | 11 |
862 | This whole “beached whale” thing isn’t so bad after all. | 1.3556 | 0.04984 | 135 | 94 | 34 | 7 |
863 | Don't you just love happy hour? | 1.3554 | 0.05611 | 121 | 87 | 25 | 9 |
864 | Today I found out sushi is not raw fish, that's sashimi. | 1.3554 | 0.05097 | 121 | 83 | 33 | 5 |
865 | I don’t want to be mistaken for a Great White whale. | 1.3552 | 0.04311 | 183 | 128 | 45 | 10 |
866 | They never ask us if we want to be rescued. | 1.3551 | 0.04460 | 138 | 92 | 43 | 3 |
867 | Ooh, they even have those rare endangered krill! | 1.3550 | 0.04847 | 169 | 123 | 32 | 14 |
868 | Are you beached yet? I’m so beached! | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
869 | Haven't you finished MOBY DICK yet? | 1.3548 | 0.05748 | 124 | 91 | 22 | 11 |
870 | Here’s to rising sea levels. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 36 | 9 |
871 | pass me my copy of Moby Dick | 1.3546 | 0.05433 | 141 | 104 | 24 | 13 |
872 | Humans finally becoming an endangered species has totally changed my attitude about this global warming thing | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
873 | I’m liking this Darwin theory. | 1.3543 | 0.04940 | 127 | 87 | 35 | 5 |
874 | Brilliant ploy on your part, Harry, to pretend we were sharks and clear this area for us. | 1.3543 | 0.05187 | 127 | 89 | 31 | 7 |
875 | If Ahab could see us now... | 1.3543 | 0.04864 | 175 | 129 | 30 | 16 |
876 | Whoever said beaching was a bad idea wasn’t doing it right. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
877 | Not killer whales, babe. Chiller! | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
878 | We're on vacation. Let's order pizza. No anchovies! | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
879 | Remote work may not be healthy in the long run. | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
880 | Thank god for global warming. I've always wanted to see Iceland. | 1.3538 | 0.05106 | 130 | 91 | 32 | 7 |
881 | Be honest, do you think I’m washed up? | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
882 | Who’d a thunk it. I LOVE New Jersey! | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
883 | Still I kinda miss those tasty little humans. | 1.3534 | 0.04914 | 133 | 92 | 35 | 6 |
884 | 'Those shark scares really cleared the beaches." | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
885 | Moby Dick is a bummer of a beach read. | 1.3533 | 0.04743 | 150 | 105 | 37 | 8 |
886 | We are now the largest mammals on land! | 1.3533 | 0.04811 | 167 | 121 | 33 | 13 |
887 | I hate to say it but I'm kind of enjoying global warming | 1.3529 | 0.04843 | 136 | 94 | 36 | 6 |
888 | All those low plankton diets really paid off. | 1.3529 | 0.04816 | 153 | 105 | 28 | 8 |
889 | And so ! a Whale of a time was had by all. | 1.3529 | 0.04729 | 136 | 93 | 38 | 5 |
890 | You were right. I am having a whale of a time. | 1.3526 | 0.04709 | 156 | 110 | 37 | 9 |
891 | Damn right we’re beached. | 1.3526 | 0.04437 | 156 | 107 | 43 | 6 |
892 | Let's give this sandbar a 5-star Kelp review. | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
893 | I’ve gained a lot of weight on that cruise. | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
894 | Dang it! I got sand in my blowhole! | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
895 | Let's enjoy it while we can, before a bunch of do-gooders try to drag us back into the water. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
896 | Have you seen the all you can eat raw bar? | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
897 | If you hear someone coming, look "beached," not "beachy." | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
898 | Break's almost over, Sal. Time to jump back in the water for the 2:00 p.m. whale watching tour | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
899 | Instead of just lying here enjoying ourselves, we should be thinking about the porpoise of life | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
900 | Thank god they didn’t take the booze with them when they left. | 1.3516 | 0.04909 | 128 | 88 | 35 | 5 |
901 | Did you see the blubber on that Humpback down the beach? | 1.3514 | 0.05061 | 148 | 107 | 30 | 11 |
902 | Ah yes, we needed a change in climate." | 1.3514 | 0.05377 | 111 | 77 | 29 | 5 |
903 | The krill can wait. | 1.3514 | 0.05151 | 148 | 108 | 28 | 12 |
904 | The only thing they’re going to watch is me getting a tan. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
905 | Want to beach next year,too? | 1.3511 | 0.04957 | 131 | 91 | 34 | 6 |
906 | They better not do us "a favor" and push us back in | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
907 | Hey! This global warming is great, but I miss the frozen daiquiris. | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
908 | And they say the Beluga’s have all the fun! | 1.3510 | 0.04990 | 151 | 109 | 31 | 11 |
909 | I love the beach during Shark Week. The crowds just seem to vanish for some reason. | 1.3509 | 0.05842 | 114 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
910 | Finally. We can relax. | 1.3509 | 0.05135 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
911 | Yay for swim-up bars! | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
912 | Beached whales having a whale of a time. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
913 | Told you they wouldn't believe the scientists......! | 1.3507 | 0.04768 | 134 | 92 | 37 | 5 |
914 | Just trying to get that overall Orca look. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
915 | Warming, shwarming -- with all the humans gone, this is the life! | 1.3504 | 0.05195 | 117 | 81 | 31 | 5 |
916 | Let’s eat out tonight for a change. | 1.3504 | 0.05862 | 117 | 86 | 21 | 10 |
917 | Looks like we can go human watching tomorrow! | 1.3504 | 0.04924 | 137 | 96 | 34 | 7 |
918 | I'm about sick of swimming in artic waters. Hawaii I love you. | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
919 | Perfect beaching weather today. | 1.3497 | 0.04786 | 143 | 100 | 36 | 7 |
920 | Our vacation would be perfect if it weren't for those hairless apes that keep pushing us back in the water. | 1.3497 | 0.05276 | 143 | 105 | 26 | 12 |
921 | We should get beached more often. | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
922 | Maybe we should try evolving after all. | 1.3496 | 0.05030 | 123 | 85 | 33 | 5 |
923 | I don't want to have that beached whale look when we get back home. | 1.3496 | 0.05161 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
924 | This certainly isn't our parents' beached... | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
925 | We really need to find time to relax! | 1.3492 | 0.05079 | 126 | 88 | 32 | 6 |
926 | I thought the Hamptons would be much more crowded in July. | 1.3492 | 0.05079 | 126 | 88 | 32 | 6 |
927 | I'm ready to go back in the water: has it been an hour since lunch? | 1.3490 | 0.05296 | 149 | 111 | 24 | 14 |
928 | This is so nice when the humans aren't around. The Q train should be out of service more often. | 1.3490 | 0.05210 | 149 | 110 | 26 | 13 |
929 | Let's take a dip and have lunch at the Squid Shack. | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
930 | Sure is nice to vacation on the coast. | 1.3487 | 0.04962 | 152 | 110 | 31 | 11 |
931 | And you were worried about being beached | 1.3487 | 0.04962 | 152 | 110 | 31 | 11 |
932 | You were right, we’ve got to get out of the house more. | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
933 | I'll be damned, Flora, the blackened shrimp is back on their menu! | 1.3482 | 0.05185 | 112 | 77 | 31 | 4 |
934 | It's always good to get out of the city. | 1.3481 | 0.04798 | 135 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
935 | Gives new meaning to be called a beached whale. | 1.3481 | 0.04621 | 135 | 92 | 39 | 4 |
936 | The report says that, thanks to global warming, Alaska is the new Florida. | 1.3478 | 0.04674 | 138 | 95 | 38 | 5 |
937 | And free wifi too! | 1.3478 | 0.04501 | 138 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
938 | It's all very nice till you get some sand in your blowhole. | 1.3475 | 0.05229 | 141 | 103 | 27 | 11 |
939 | Now THIS is getting beached | 1.3475 | 0.05031 | 141 | 101 | 31 | 9 |
940 | this sure beats chasing krill all day | 1.3472 | 0.04959 | 144 | 103 | 32 | 9 |
941 | I’ll never understand why you order the krill coolata without salt on the rim. | 1.3472 | 0.05056 | 144 | 104 | 30 | 10 |
942 | I don’t know about you but I feel like a beached whale! | 1.3471 | 0.05341 | 121 | 86 | 28 | 7 |
943 | Ahh- now that's evolution | 1.3471 | 0.04939 | 121 | 83 | 33 | 4 |
944 | I love it when the kids are in school | 1.3469 | 0.04492 | 147 | 101 | 41 | 5 |
945 | I am having a whale of a time | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
946 | You gotta love Iceland in the winter. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
947 | Why did we ever evolve from land mammals? | 1.3468 | 0.05253 | 124 | 88 | 29 | 7 |
948 | You were right. According to the brochure this is a nude beach. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
949 | I don’t see what’s so bad about lying on the beach. | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
950 | Yet another thing my parents were wrong about. | 1.3465 | 0.05047 | 127 | 89 | 32 | 6 |
951 | Finally, a beach without stubborn activists that insist on pulling us back to the sea | 1.3465 | 0.04793 | 127 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
952 | I’m having a whale of a time. How’s your plankton and soda? | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
953 | Can you believe Nebraska is this beautiful? | 1.3464 | 0.05106 | 153 | 113 | 27 | 13 |
954 | They'll think we're dying. | 1.3464 | 0.05021 | 153 | 112 | 29 | 12 |
955 | Better to beach than to BE beached. | 1.3462 | 0.04724 | 130 | 89 | 37 | 4 |
956 | If only the pod could see us now! | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 95 | 23 | 11 |
957 | Those whale watch cruises will never look here | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
958 | When the humans come, just play dead. | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
959 | Ahab's coming? | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
960 | What a great menu! I’m getting a Moby Dick on the rocks. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
961 | Should we try this Sunset People Watching Cruise? | 1.3459 | 0.05011 | 133 | 94 | 32 | 7 |
962 | Enjoy it for now--when the humans find us, they'll drench us and drag us back into the sea. | 1.3459 | 0.04896 | 133 | 93 | 34 | 6 |
963 | Isn’t Finland wonderful this time of year? | 1.3459 | 0.05752 | 133 | 101 | 18 | 14 |
964 | This beached whale thing isn’t so bad. | 1.3459 | 0.04779 | 133 | 92 | 36 | 5 |
965 | Did the sign say beached whale or "whale Beach"? | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
966 | Don't forget we booked that sunset people-watching tour. | 1.3453 | 0.05277 | 139 | 102 | 26 | 11 |
967 | I can't believe your brother took the family to Sea World. | 1.3453 | 0.05277 | 139 | 102 | 26 | 11 |
968 | Can you imagine how this must have Melville spinning in his grave? | 1.3453 | 0.05566 | 139 | 104 | 20 | 14 |
969 | This is great. That fake shark news really cleared the beaches! | 1.3453 | 0.04866 | 139 | 98 | 34 | 7 |
970 | Hey Pete, that men eating shark rumour worked like a charm | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 100 | 30 | 9 |
971 | Ah finally, a spot far away from the paparazzi! | 1.3448 | 0.05064 | 116 | 80 | 32 | 4 |
972 | We should really beach ourselves more often. | 1.3446 | 0.04569 | 148 | 103 | 39 | 6 |
973 | Here are the best times for people watching." | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
974 | I just love it when those great white sharks scare people off this beach--we should invite them over for limbo. | 1.3445 | 0.05778 | 119 | 88 | 21 | 10 |
975 | Tourists leave nice parting gifts when they run! | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
976 | Honey, would you rub some tartar sauce on my back please. | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
977 | Getting tan was a great idea, Moby! | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
978 | Let’s see those whale watchers try and find us now. | 1.3443 | 0.05793 | 122 | 91 | 20 | 11 |
979 | We’ve evolved baby! | 1.3440 | 0.05093 | 125 | 88 | 31 | 6 |
980 | Hey Sea-ri, play some Jimmy Buffett! | 1.3440 | 0.05218 | 125 | 89 | 29 | 7 |
981 | Enjoy it while you can. Soon a bunch of fools will show up to drag us back in the water. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
982 | This is great! Those whale-watching-cruise idiots will never look for us here! | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
983 | Look at us: two beached whales. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
984 | Go ahead and have another Doris. The tide won't be back in for a few hours. | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
985 | And to think I was skeptical of going to Nova Scotia in November. | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
986 | See honey, I told told you we could still work from home! | 1.3431 | 0.04797 | 137 | 96 | 35 | 6 |
987 | Here's another article: "Crowds surround whale beached in Florida." He should have picked a more desolate coastline. | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
988 | Didn't you just love the part about Jonah? | 1.3429 | 0.06176 | 105 | 78 | 18 | 9 |
989 | Bet no one’s seen a bleached whale before. | 1.3429 | 0.04838 | 140 | 99 | 34 | 7 |
990 | It sure beats the never-ending search for plankton. | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
991 | To hell with whale watching! | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
992 | This definitely doesn’t blow. | 1.3421 | 0.05206 | 152 | 114 | 24 | 14 |
993 | The whale cocktails at The Sandbar had led to more than one poor decision... | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
994 | I swear if I could grow feet I'd stay up here. | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
995 | Pale bellies are a turn off! | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
996 | If you drink you'll need to wait an hour before swimming. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
997 | Life's a beach, and then you die. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
998 | If you pose right the sailors will think your a mermaid | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
999 | I feel like such a cow | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1000 | Now that humans are extinct, we can enjoy the beach again. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1001 | All bodies are beach bodies! | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
1002 | I liked it when he said, "You two don't belong in the cruise ship pool." | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1003 | Just think Mother,thanks to climate change we will not need to migrate to breed ever again. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1004 | We'll make better time if we cut through the Panama Canal. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1005 | Frank, are we suicidal or just chillin’ | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 9 |
1006 | And then he said, "Shaken, or stirred?" | 1.3411 | 0.04859 | 129 | 90 | 34 | 5 |
1007 | How Alaska has changed. Not that long ago it was too cold to get out of the water; let alone get a tan! | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1008 | Might as well enjoy this before it becomes uninhabitable | 1.3411 | 0.04859 | 129 | 90 | 34 | 5 |
1009 | Those do-gooders better not come along and try to push us back in. You need second Mai Tai and I have to finish Moby Dick! | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1010 | It’s dry, sure, but it’s a hot dry. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
1011 | Hey! Look at us! We’re beached whales! Ha!Ha! | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
1012 | They make a killer mai tai. | 1.3409 | 0.04789 | 132 | 92 | 35 | 5 |
1013 | This time I speaking up if they drag us out again - | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
1014 | Keep an eye out for that Sperm Whale. | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
1015 | They are saying Florida will be underwater in just 4 weeks. We can finally take that trip to Disney World! | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
1016 | We won!!! The earth is our playground now and we don't need to pretend to like the cold anymore. | 1.3406 | 0.04769 | 138 | 97 | 35 | 6 |
1017 | Ahh, remember when they would drag us back to the water to keep us from going to heaven? This is heaven. | 1.3406 | 0.04986 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
1018 | Yes, it has been much more pleasant without Dershowitz. | 1.3406 | 0.05393 | 138 | 100 | 22 | 12 |
1019 | Everyone is staring at us - next time we should come with bathing suits | 1.3404 | 0.05405 | 141 | 106 | 22 | 13 |
1020 | Ooo, this Pineapple Ahab is delicious! | 1.3400 | 0.05079 | 150 | 111 | 27 | 12 |
1021 | Now this is what I call beaching! | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1022 | This beach spa comes with a complimentary massage and televised float back to deep water. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1023 | Beluga pale is so last year. | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
1024 | I think I've been out too long...my fins are turning into arms | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1025 | See, no one cares if you have a beach body | 1.3396 | 0.04873 | 159 | 117 | 30 | 12 |
1026 | I will admit, I didn’t think evolution would be so relaxing. | 1.3396 | 0.04873 | 159 | 117 | 30 | 12 |
1027 | What time can we expect the others? | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
1028 | Finish your drink. In a few minutes they will come to push us back. | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
1029 | Slide quietly back into the water and we won’t have to pay the bill. | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
1030 | I don't know why they left, and frankly I don't care. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
1031 | Don’t let me drink too much and fall asleep on the beach. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
1032 | You know, being a beached whale isn't that bad. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1033 | Just swim close to shore, scare the humans, and we gain a private beach. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1034 | Fred, I am having a whale of a good time. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1035 | Finally, they will never find us here.. | 1.3388 | 0.04917 | 121 | 84 | 33 | 4 |
1036 | Wow, it looks like they prepare plankton the way you like it! | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1037 | Am I tan yet? | 1.3387 | 0.04706 | 124 | 85 | 36 | 3 |
1038 | Let’s give the whale watchers something to talk about . | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1039 | Call me 'beached.' | 1.3387 | 0.04706 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
1040 | Well, we SHOULD have a whale of a time. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1041 | Oh no, no! Please don't say we're having a whale of a time again! | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
1042 | Don't forget darling, we have our swim with the humans reservatation in twenty. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1043 | Ah, now where's my copy of 'Moby Dick'? | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
1044 | I can't believe we used to be arctic sea mammals. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
1045 | All those tourists gave me acid reflux. | 1.3382 | 0.04920 | 136 | 97 | 32 | 7 |
1046 | Ahab will never find me now! | 1.3382 | 0.05242 | 136 | 100 | 26 | 10 |
1047 | We're having a lot more fun than all those other beached whales I've seen. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
1048 | I heard the krill souffle is to die for! | 1.3380 | 0.04986 | 142 | 103 | 30 | 9 |
1049 | Let's enjoy it while it lasts. | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
1050 | It's weird that it took going on vacation to make me aware how uncomfortable it is to be wet all the time. | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
1051 | Sure it's hot, but the humidity really makes up for it! | 1.3376 | 0.04657 | 157 | 113 | 35 | 9 |
1052 | I’m going to fucking kill myself, Gerald. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1053 | Isn't this a helluva lot better than sticking around with Whitey for that party he's planning this afternoon for his old buddy, Ahab? | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1054 | Sure, it's a whale of a time until sand gets in your blowhole. | 1.3364 | 0.05133 | 107 | 74 | 30 | 3 |
1055 | Cultural appropriation, anyone? | 1.3364 | 0.05466 | 107 | 76 | 26 | 5 |
1056 | I better order a wet martini before I dry out. | 1.3364 | 0.05133 | 107 | 74 | 30 | 3 |
1057 | Well, I'm beached. | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
1058 | I love our AirBnBeach. | 1.3364 | 0.05957 | 110 | 82 | 19 | 9 |
1059 | Where did that mermaid looking waitress go? | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1060 | I’d call it a page-turner, but I don’t have opposable thumbs. | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1061 | Beached whale? More like fat American | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1062 | Keep an eye out for those creatures who yell “beached whale “ and spoil our fun. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1063 | I ordered it from Amazon | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1064 | I’ll be the designated driver because you’re gonna blow over the limit. | 1.3362 | 0.04965 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1065 | Everyone says ‘beached whale’ like it’s a bad thing! | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1066 | He's looking for a WHITE whale. We're good. | 1.3361 | 0.05374 | 119 | 86 | 26 | 7 |
1067 | Praise be to Global Warming! Now we’ve inherited the earth! | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1068 | 'Beached whale', my blowhole, Shamu! | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1069 | It's the existential question of our time: more beached whales or more whale beaches? | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1070 | I think whale rescue is getting suspicious that this might be about free food delivery. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1071 | I'm hoping a good tan will get that Ahab guy off my back. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1072 | Hey, some humans are coming, want to pretend to struggle? | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1073 | See, I told you being a beached whale wasn't all bad | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1074 | I just don't understand what the fuss is all about when we're on the beach! | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1075 | Drink up. We'll be dead in a couple of hours anyway. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1076 | One small step for whales, one giant leap for whale kind. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1077 | For dinner tonight, let’s not have plankton. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1078 | Where's that waiter with our crab puffs? | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1079 | The specials? Must be Shark Week. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1080 | Drink up ! Whale watching tour at 2pm ! | 1.3360 | 0.04944 | 125 | 88 | 32 | 5 |
1081 | Sometimes you just gotta lie around like a beached human ! | 1.3359 | 0.05056 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1082 | I think I'll have the clams, with a side of crude oil... | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1083 | I telly ya, Bobbie, the two-leggeds are on to something. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1084 | I know it takes a little longer to get here every year…but soon enough we’ll be having cockatiels on 5th Avenue. | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
1085 | I hope this time, nobody tries pushing us back in. | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1086 | Ah, this is the life - I told you these all-inclusive migrations are worth every penny! | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
1087 | It's nice to do this by choice for once. | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
1088 | Stanley, would you pass the whale oil? | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
1089 | Nothing like a secluded beach, Blanche. No assholes trying to shove us back in the water. | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1090 | Let’s give Ishmael a call. | 1.3359 | 0.05897 | 131 | 102 | 14 | 15 |
1091 | Gheeez,the price of shrimp has doubled! | 1.3358 | 0.04962 | 134 | 96 | 31 | 7 |
1092 | This sure beats broaching. | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
1093 | beached life isn't so bad | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
1094 | At the beach is good. ON the beach is better. | 1.3358 | 0.04779 | 137 | 97 | 34 | 6 |
1095 | Hey, get this! The Captain's name was Ahab, same as your brother in law! | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
1096 | I'm so happy I could die. | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
1097 | Hey Shamu, you better finish that Mai Tai before the whale huggers arrive and drag us back into the water. | 1.3358 | 0.05411 | 137 | 103 | 22 | 12 |
1098 | We'll show them beaching. We'll have a whale of a time on porpoise. | 1.3357 | 0.04754 | 143 | 102 | 34 | 7 |
1099 | I love the Seabnb you booked us. | 1.3333 | 0.05088 | 102 | 70 | 30 | 2 |
1100 | Relax, Harry, evolution gets a lot easier! | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
1101 | Way to go,MB . . . get a nice tan and Ahab will never recognize you! | 1.3333 | 0.04783 | 120 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1102 | This is the new definition of "Beached Whale"! | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1103 | Damn, Helga. This is a vegan menu! | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1104 | First you said the water was shallow and now you're saying I'm shallow? | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1105 | Global warming, works for me | 1.3333 | 0.05237 | 114 | 81 | 28 | 5 |
1106 | Climate Changing. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1107 | I'm feeling beachy. | 1.3333 | 0.05561 | 99 | 70 | 25 | 4 |
1108 | Being beached ain't all bad! | 1.3333 | 0.05150 | 117 | 83 | 29 | 5 |
1109 | We should have become anthropomorphic a long time ago. | 1.3333 | 0.05561 | 99 | 70 | 25 | 4 |
1110 | . . . And no damn do-gooders trying to shove us back into the water! Best vacay ever | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1111 | I’m getting burned. Give me some more whale oil. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1112 | I wish people would just leave us alone — there’s a reason we’re here. We don’t push them out of the water and back onto land. | 1.3333 | 0.04584 | 132 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1113 | I knew that selling your caviar would be the way to go! | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1114 | Ah, climate change does have its advantages . . . | 1.3333 | 0.05237 | 114 | 81 | 28 | 5 |
1115 | And they still wonder why we keep beaching ourselves. | 1.3333 | 0.04932 | 114 | 79 | 32 | 3 |
1116 | I haven't been to the beach in ages. | 1.3333 | 0.04685 | 141 | 100 | 35 | 6 |
1117 | These swim up sand bars are amazing! | 1.3333 | 0.04712 | 129 | 90 | 35 | 4 |
1118 | I'm tired of people calling me the white whale | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1119 | With the money we saved on airfare, let's go into the city for dinner and a show. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1120 | Sea level's rising! Let the good times ROLL!! | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1121 | Jersey shore, check. How about a tour of the New York subway? | 1.3333 | 0.04856 | 117 | 81 | 33 | 3 |
1122 | Overall, global warming is bad...but I'm not hating this... | 1.3333 | 0.04818 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 6 |
1123 | Man oh man do I love these 'bathing suit optional' beaches! | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1124 | We should get out more often. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1125 | Oh, Sweetie, aren't we having a whale of a time? | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1126 | Coney Island is lovely when you don't have people trying to shove you back in the water! | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
1127 | It's so nice to have the beach back since the humans finally killed themselves off. | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
1128 | Finally a good beached day | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1129 | I'm telling you, when they find us they'll massage us with cool water and roll us back in. | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
1130 | You did bring that 55-gallon drum of sunscreen we found floating in the Gulf, right? | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
1131 | I told you it would be fun to ditch the school | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
1132 | This is nice, but the zooplankton happy hour is to die for. | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
1133 | What time is the next whale watcher tour? | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
1134 | Life is so much sweeter now that we don’t have to contend with all those icebergs. | 1.3308 | 0.04740 | 133 | 94 | 34 | 5 |
1135 | Now I get that expression "a whale of a good time"! | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
1136 | Is climate change really that bad? Look at us now! | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
1137 | It’s all fun in the sun now, Lisa, but did you really need the straw? | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
1138 | Best 'beached body' around, babe. | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1139 | Spouting nonsense again | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1140 | Best part is with all the oil spills we don't have to apply lotion. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
1141 | I' m here for the Moby Chicks. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
1142 | It's so nice! Global warming made everybody go to the mountains. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
1143 | I'm really digging this global warming! | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
1144 | Thanks to my cousin sharkie we have the beach to ourselves | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
1145 | Hey, wanna get crazy before the kids get home? | 1.3306 | 0.04604 | 121 | 83 | 36 | 2 |
1146 | And it’s clothing optional. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1147 | Never realized "life's a beach!" | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
1148 | We should send a thank you card to our friend Shark for evacuating this beach for us | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1149 | Finally, the Sharks did us a favor! | 1.3305 | 0.04823 | 118 | 82 | 33 | 3 |
1150 | Beached whales never had it so good | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
1151 | Can you believe mom said getting beached was a bad idea? | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
1152 | And according to this, we will quickly evolve and grow hands and legs. | 1.3304 | 0.05888 | 115 | 87 | 18 | 10 |
1153 | Let’s have a beach party. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1154 | Tom, I tell you, we make global warming look good. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1155 | Perfect - until some stupid humans show up to cover us with tarps and roll us back into the water. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1156 | Too bad Ahab was inconvenienced. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1157 | To Hell with evolution and climate change! We won! | 1.3303 | 0.05981 | 109 | 82 | 18 | 9 |
1158 | I used to like being the only white whale but fame is a double edged sword.. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1159 | The buffet has all-you-can-eat krill! | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1160 | This is what our parents tried to keep us away from? | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1161 | Beached whales indeed! | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1162 | It's true, life's a beach! | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1163 | These plastic mid-ocean islands are the Bomb! | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1164 | You were right. From now on we always pack a plastic shark fin when we want the beach to ourselves. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1165 | Imagine trying to find a spot like this without global warming?! | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1166 | I knew you were the right whale for me. | 1.3289 | 0.04611 | 149 | 107 | 35 | 7 |
1167 | Everybody says it like a beached whale is a bad thing. Just irks me. | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
1168 | And then they called for a marine biologist and got the golf ball out! | 1.3287 | 0.05135 | 143 | 107 | 25 | 11 |
1169 | Be careful Honey, you're getting a little blue! | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
1170 | Damn, I got sand all up in my blowhole | 1.3284 | 0.05273 | 134 | 100 | 24 | 10 |
1171 | Ahhhh ... and no humans around, pushing us back into the water. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1172 | We can't live long out of water, but we can live well! | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1173 | Have you seen Willie? | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1174 | Enjoy it while you can. Someone will be along soon to toss us back in. | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
1175 | I can finally say I love being a mammal. | 1.3282 | 0.05358 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
1176 | Ahh, a world without people, I thought it would never get here. | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
1177 | I’m thinking about volunteering at the zoo.” | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1178 | I think we did better waiting a few millions years to go ashore. | 1.3280 | 0.04789 | 125 | 88 | 33 | 4 |
1179 | I’d have beached myself years ago had I known. | 1.3280 | 0.04922 | 125 | 89 | 31 | 5 |
1180 | I told you that the beach would come to us, but the sippy straws are a surprise. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1181 | "Y'KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GROWING LEGS" | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
1182 | I wish we could celebrate Moby Dick Day every day. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1183 | Come to think of it, I've never heard of a beach that wasn't 'nude.' | 1.3279 | 0.04720 | 122 | 85 | 34 | 3 |
1184 | Ah, I wonder what the simple fish are doing tonight. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
1185 | Wouldn’t you rather beach than breach? | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
1186 | I’m not afraid to say it Sarah. I’m having a whale of a time. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
1187 | I Love It When A Cruise Ship Capsizes . | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1188 | I fail to see why the humans get upset about our beaching ourselves...this is AWESOME! | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1189 | I told everyone back at the office just to blow it out their holes. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1190 | Every body is a beach body! | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
1191 | I'd forgotten how much I like breathing. | 1.3276 | 0.04863 | 116 | 81 | 32 | 3 |
1192 | I thought they would never leave. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
1193 | AAA says we ARE in Antarctica | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1194 | Just don’t let them drag us into the water. | 1.3274 | 0.04940 | 113 | 79 | 31 | 3 |
1195 | Soak it up before they push us back in. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1196 | This global warming seems like a good thing for us. | 1.3274 | 0.04940 | 113 | 79 | 31 | 3 |
1197 | Trust me. No whaler is going to think of looking for us here. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1198 | We’ve got to get out more often. | 1.3273 | 0.04676 | 110 | 75 | 34 | 1 |
1199 | Who's that sexy whale? ? | 1.3273 | 0.05020 | 110 | 77 | 30 | 3 |
1200 | I thought the weekend crowd would never leave! | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1201 | And to think all this time we've been hanging in the water! | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1202 | It's always 'beached whale' and never 'whale at the beach' | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1203 | Gotta love Darwin. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1204 | Yelling shark alert worked like a charm | 1.3269 | 0.05193 | 104 | 73 | 28 | 3 |
1205 | Oh Baby. We’re never going back to the arctic! | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1206 | Uh- oh Looks like we’re on the menu | 1.3265 | 0.04842 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
1207 | When I grow up, I want to work at the New Yorker and make light of how humanity has destroyed the oceans. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1208 | Thank God for Joe Manchin! | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1209 | What about we get the krill kimchi as an appetizer? | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1210 | how gauche, you're really drinking a blue whale | 1.3259 | 0.05344 | 135 | 100 | 21 | 11 |
1211 | You're right, Moby Dick is a great beach read. | 1.3258 | 0.04986 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 7 |
1212 | What could possibly go wrong? | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1213 | They used to call this place New York City. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1214 | Be careful you don't drink too much. You might get stranded here. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1215 | I don’t know what we were so worried about! | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1216 | Shall we try gluten-free? | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1217 | The sunglasses and martini are nice - too bad we can’t read the menu. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1218 | So, this is what it's like to cavort! | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 5 |
1219 | Now y' don't hear us wailing about global warming, do ya? | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1220 | Itttttt's HUMP DAY!!! | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1221 | Beaching gets such a bad rap in Mainstream Media. | 1.3254 | 0.04483 | 126 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1222 | Didn’t I tell you we’d have a whale of a time?! | 1.3254 | 0.05501 | 126 | 95 | 21 | 10 |
1223 | You know, being beached is way better than I expected. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1224 | You're right, Myrtle. I am having a whale of a time. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
1225 | I love this new administration's policies on maritime protection. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1226 | Human extinction has been the best thing since sliced squid! | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1227 | I hate to say it, but I’m having a whale of a time. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
1228 | Beached can be a matter of perspective | 1.3250 | 0.05044 | 120 | 86 | 29 | 5 |
1229 | Thank you, rising seas. Hello, new Jersey Shore. | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
1230 | Having a whale of a time. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1231 | I wonder what the poor whales are doing today? | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
1232 | It's so great not to be a fish. | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
1233 | Actually, it’s a lot more relaxing now that the humans are extinct! | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
1234 | I'm confident that adaptation is easier for us than for the humans. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
1235 | Look at us: you a fish outta water and me having a whale of a time! | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
1236 | I want to have a good tan, just in case they hang me from the ceiling in The Museum of Natural History. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1237 | We're having a human of a time. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1238 | Better than extinction, Babe! | 1.3241 | 0.04892 | 108 | 75 | 31 | 2 |
1239 | They say beached whales often die, but we have to make the most of Cancun, right? | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1240 | It’s hard to lie on your back without getting sand up your nose. | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
1241 | Ah, this is the life! | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1242 | No thinking about the pod this vacation. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1243 | Even albino whales need a break | 1.3238 | 0.04784 | 105 | 72 | 32 | 1 |
1244 | It's on days like these that I'm really glad I'm not a fish. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
1245 | They'll be here in a few to splash you with water if you get hot. | 1.3235 | 0.04859 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1246 | I never knew getting stranded could be so much fun. | 1.3235 | 0.05055 | 102 | 71 | 29 | 2 |
1247 | See, you can eat' em AND join 'em. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1248 | Honey, this is one vacation of a whale! | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1249 | I'm beached! | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1250 | I feel like I can finally breathe. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1251 | Any minute now the humans are going to show up and start throwing buckets of water at us. | 1.3231 | 0.04531 | 130 | 91 | 36 | 3 |
1252 | This is our chance to also recycle this stuff back to those two legged landlovers while we enjoy some beach time | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
1253 | One more of those and we'll make a baby beluga. | 1.3231 | 0.04787 | 130 | 93 | 32 | 5 |
1254 | What did i tell you. Put the bite on 1 surfer and the whole beach is yours! | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1255 | Don’t know about you, but I’m having a human of a time | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1256 | Why migrate to Maine? Nothing beats the Jersey Shore. | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
1257 | This beached whales thing gets a bad rap | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
1258 | Fred and Larry were so wrong about beaching! | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
1259 | How much longer until our next Whale Watch performance? | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
1260 | Gotta love being a beached whale! | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1261 | We should've gotten beached years ago! | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1262 | Don't you love it when there are no whale watchers around? | 1.3220 | 0.05230 | 118 | 86 | 26 | 6 |
1263 | Are you sure this is safe. | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1264 | Life's a strand. | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
1265 | I thought the humans would never leave. | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
1266 | We really ought to reconsider moving back on land! | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
1267 | Here's a funny bumper sticker idea: 'Life's a beach and then you die.' Or is that a little too on the nose, given our circumstances? | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1268 | This resort has one of the eight best oceans in the world. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1269 | I see they finally caught Charlie. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1270 | Moby dick has nothing on us | 1.3220 | 0.05230 | 118 | 86 | 26 | 6 |
1271 | Ahh…I’m glad we got away from the noisy Humpbacks for a few days! | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1272 | I’m posing for Darwin. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1273 | Pandemic? What pandemic? | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1274 | I forgot the lawn chairs. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1275 | This beach is to die for. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1276 | This beats the whale watch gig. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1277 | Gotta flip over so you don’t look like an orca. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1278 | I don't think I'll ever leave this spot! | 1.3214 | 0.05978 | 112 | 86 | 16 | 10 |
1279 | If the fried seafood platter looks good to you, just order it. Technically we're mammals anyway. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1280 | Don't you hate it when humans try to push us back in the water? | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1281 | What's less believable two whales on a beach or a 9ft tall martini glass? | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1282 | I got a great deal on this property when the previous owners went underwater. | 1.3211 | 0.05194 | 109 | 78 | 27 | 4 |
1283 | I’m just tired of people calling me the white whale. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1284 | Let's hope we have avoided the rescue team. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1285 | Did you bleach your baleen? | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1286 | I hope they don’t take away our plastic straws. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1287 | I can’t remember why we left land in the first place | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1288 | Um, hun… How do we get back in? | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1289 | how do we go back? | 1.3211 | 0.05588 | 109 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1290 | I can almost feel my vestigial legs growing back now. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1291 | I see why it's so hard to get beached whales back into the water | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1292 | Flipper? I hardly know 'er! | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1293 | Got your cell phone? We need a selfie. No one'll believe us back home. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1294 | I'm so sick of krill, I'm going to go with the Salmon de Jour! | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1295 | …and can you believe how gullible those humans were? | 1.3203 | 0.04428 | 128 | 89 | 37 | 2 |
1296 | Maybe later we can go for a dip. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
1297 | I'll never understand why that guy wanted to be a lobster. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1298 | Empty pod syndrome. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1299 | I hope those pesky humans don't push us back into the water again. | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
1300 | it’s a great beach day until PETA tries to push us back in | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1301 | So glad we’re mammals. | 1.3200 | 0.05295 | 100 | 71 | 26 | 3 |
1302 | This Hemmingway dude was a real prick. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1303 | Wow, I'm having a whale of a time! | 1.3200 | 0.05518 | 125 | 95 | 20 | 10 |
1304 | I sure hope they leave us be this time. | 1.3200 | 0.05295 | 100 | 71 | 26 | 3 |
1305 | Finally, no kids spouting off. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1306 | Isn't nice to relax after all that singing last night. | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
1307 | I’m so much more relaxed now that those two-legged thingys are extinct. | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
1308 | Was it better when there were people on Earth? | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
1309 | Do you think they’ll change my name to tan whale? | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1310 | Not a bad way to go out eh? | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1311 | Ahh, Hamptons life without the parking woes! | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1312 | Captain Ahab rarely comes down to this beach. | 1.3194 | 0.04533 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 6 |
1313 | Gotta thank the sharks for clearing out the water and the beaches for us! | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
1314 | Dammit! Here comes the rescue crew. | 1.3193 | 0.04911 | 119 | 85 | 30 | 4 |
1315 | If I knew how much fun beaching was, I'd have done this years ago. | 1.3191 | 0.05286 | 94 | 66 | 26 | 2 |
1316 | Good to be out in nature. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1317 | Albino-Schmalbino. I’m gettin’ a tan! | 1.3190 | 0.04259 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1318 | Well is IS mating season you know. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1319 | Did you turn the stove off? | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1320 | Why do they always think we’re beached? | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1321 | I love it when they freak out and try to push us back into the water. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1322 | Aren’t you glad that the sea level is rising? | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1323 | I forgot my flipper-flops. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1324 | No one does frolic the way WE do frolic! | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1325 | If they try to push us back in the water, I’m going to slap them with my tail so hard … | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1326 | Who knew sharks would make such a great opening act? | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1327 | The hardest part is resisting the urge to do the blowhole thing with the sand. | 1.3185 | 0.04661 | 135 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1328 | So much for beached whales being a BAD thing! | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
1329 | Brilliant plan to eliminate the humans, Ethel. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
1330 | Once again, we sold our cryptocurrencies just at the right time. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1331 | Oh Helen. Isn't this nice? And it's going to get nicer when the Seals get here. That family is just so damn entertaining. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1332 | Unfortunately for us, this map is blank | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1333 | Hahahahahahaha NFTs, fucking idiots | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1334 | Its been a whale of a day honey | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
1335 | This post-armageddon thing sure beats SeaWorld! | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
1336 | What happened to your Beatles Album covered with Aluminum Foil? | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1337 | Beluga Bay sure beats Whaler's Cove! | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1338 | We can scratch Russia off the list! | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1339 | Some call it beach , I call it vacation . | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1340 | Let's do the human watching tour with the drinks included. | 1.3178 | 0.04897 | 107 | 75 | 30 | 2 |
1341 | Three words, "Clothing optional beach!" | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1342 | Does it smell like baked seafood to you too? | 1.3173 | 0.04785 | 104 | 72 | 31 | 1 |
1343 | Living the dream | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1344 | This all-inclusive is great, but the food is lousy. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1345 | Whale,we might as well enjoy it. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1346 | You know, life as an endangered species has its good points. | 1.3172 | 0.05057 | 145 | 110 | 24 | 11 |
1347 | "I flip for those Sex on the Beach cocktails, too." | 1.3171 | 0.05693 | 123 | 95 | 17 | 11 |
1348 | Enjoy your cocktail but you should check out this breaking news of global warming! | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1349 | You're right. I can't tan and breath at the same time. | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1350 | That seafood buffet was to die for! | 1.3168 | 0.05060 | 101 | 71 | 28 | 2 |
1351 | No! I don't think we should do a podcast. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1352 | This human extinction has worked out well! | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
1353 | So, when does this evolution thing start? | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
1354 | Aren't you happy they made this a nude beach? | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
1355 | I just found a shorter route we can take back to California! | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
1356 | Have another drink. The Dow is bound to go up. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1357 | If this map is right I’d say it’s only a 15 minute swim to what looks like a bigger beach. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1358 | I’m enjoying the migration a lot more since we discovered these beach bars. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1359 | Think I'll order the Ahab with rum. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1360 | Marine biologists be damned—I’m showing off my beach bod! | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1361 | Enjoy it while you can. Next week we'll be back at Sea World. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
1362 | this is the life -- and i hate to admit it, but i really enjoyed the beluga caviar...who'd a thunk that? | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
1363 | Drink up, they're coming to shove us back in | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1364 | I booked the Touch Elbows and Eat with Humans excursion at the mall food court at noon. | 1.3158 | 0.04888 | 152 | 115 | 26 | 11 |
1365 | This may not look productive but vacation has a porpoise, two actually. | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
1366 | Just think - in twenty years, we'll be sunbathing on the shores of Colorado. | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
1367 | I knew eventually we'd have land-front property. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1368 | Funny, I don’t feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1369 | Pretty soon we'll able to get right into town! | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1370 | Yeah, this is what I’m talking about; Jersey Shore! | 1.3158 | 0.04876 | 114 | 81 | 30 | 3 |
1371 | Are we doing this right, Mabel? We just lie here in the hot sun and pretend the world isn’t ending? | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1372 | Sure beats plankton. | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 94 | 31 | 5 |
1373 | It says cocktails will lead to our extinction. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1374 | I hope they don't try to toss us back into the ocean this time. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1375 | Is anyone here a marine biologist? Ha ha ha | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1376 | Those sea lions had it right! | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1377 | Ah, the beached whale life | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1378 | Just relax, honey. The one-legged man can't reach us here. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1379 | 'Are we beached or sloshed?" | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1380 | Let’s just party like there’s no tomorrow! | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
1381 | Man, I love beaching | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1382 | Are you grinning like that because I just told the waiter that Moby Dick is a venereal disease? | 1.3148 | 0.05287 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1383 | I thought we agreed to only use paper straws from now on | 1.3148 | 0.05035 | 108 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
1384 | Now that I’ve lost the baby weight I feel less like a beached human | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1385 | The sea lions were right, this is great! | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1386 | We can always migrate tomorrow. | 1.3145 | 0.04489 | 124 | 87 | 35 | 2 |
1387 | Somebody better not try to roll me back in the water. | 1.3145 | 0.04489 | 124 | 87 | 35 | 2 |
1388 | No one said evolving would be easy. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1389 | Are you still trying to figure out how we got here? | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1390 | Nothing wrong with being beached. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1391 | Beached whale dreams | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1392 | The term beached whale just gets such a bad rap | 1.3140 | 0.05633 | 121 | 93 | 18 | 10 |
1393 | Whaddya think, Lulu? This place is OK with the humans gone! Right? | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1394 | School's out for the summer | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1395 | Have you seen my sunglasses? | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1396 | The real reason whales beach themselves: | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1397 | I betcha Ahab will never recognize me. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1398 | Willy, I’m ordering you another — there’s a two for one deal on the Save Mankind Margaritas @mareninthecity | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1399 | There’s not a lot on the menu I can eat. In fact, there’s nothing. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1400 | I'm reading a great novel about a ship that gets stranded in the middle of a desert. | 1.3136 | 0.04918 | 118 | 85 | 29 | 4 |
1401 | Have ever told you about the story of George Costanza the Marine Biologist, a golf ball and my uncle? | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1402 | It might be due to climate change, but this beats swimming down to Florida for vacation. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1403 | Lose the reflector. It’s starting to smell like bouillabaisse out here. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1404 | Towel boy! | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1405 | I can live with lower sea levels. | 1.3131 | 0.04685 | 99 | 68 | 31 | 0 |
1406 | I'm starting to enjoy this beached whale thing. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1407 | Thank God for “Beach Hours!” | 1.3130 | 0.04842 | 115 | 82 | 30 | 3 |
1408 | Great job getting rid of those annoying humans. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1409 | This is turning out better than I expected. | 1.3130 | 0.04842 | 115 | 82 | 30 | 3 |
1410 | I'm just tired of Ahab calling me a white whale and not a tan whale | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1411 | I've been waiting months to show off my new beach body. | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 4 |
1412 | With ocean temperature on the rise we can enjoy our spa vacation closer to home. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
1413 | The Fisherman special looks good. It's served in an organically sourced 100% natural latex rainsuit. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1414 | Life is Good....on the endangered list. | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
1415 | Are you sure our natural oil is enough to prevent burning? | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
1416 | Good call on the waterproof sunscreen. I hate reapplying between tides. | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
1417 | Sushi??? | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1418 | I'm so glad we evolved to spend time on land. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1419 | I hear the krill is nice and fresh at the bistro. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1420 | Just wait. In a little while the beach attendents will bring moist towels and a buffet. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1421 | The only thing I miss are the penguins. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1422 | What a way to go, huh? | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1423 | I’m not getting in the water, there’s people in there. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1424 | You know, it’s pretty nice once you get used to it. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1425 | We should have quit migrating years ago! | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1426 | I hope they don’t come to save us for a while. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1427 | If I roll over, can you get my humpback? | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1428 | I’m such a land shark | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1429 | I don't understand all the concern about beached whales. | 1.3120 | 0.04875 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1430 | Beached whales my blowhole! | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
1431 | Good luck finding a white whale with this tan. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1432 | If one more person asks if we're having a whale of a time... | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1433 | Well, looks like our lobbying worked. We’re no longer on the menu | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1434 | If I don’t get a tan no one will believe I was really on vacation | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1435 | It’s supposed to be prime people watching time. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1436 | Pass the lotion. Get a good tan and drive Ahab crazy. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1437 | This beach is the last resort. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1438 | I’m not finding ‘Moby-Dick’ to be light summer reading. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1439 | How long you think before they drag us back in the water? | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1440 | I'm beginning to appreciate all this climate change stuff. | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
1441 | No more "Great White Whale" for me! | 1.3113 | 0.06196 | 106 | 83 | 13 | 10 |
1442 | I hope nobody comes along and tries to push us back in the water! | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1443 | Let’s get out of here! It has Beluga caviar on the menu. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1444 | This beaching thing isn’t bad at all! | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
1445 | Global what?! | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1446 | Better finish that before those people drag us back into the water. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1447 | To a nice quiet relaxing holiday without anyone trying to push us back into the ocean. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1448 | Better turn over. You’re getting red as a lobster! | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1449 | Whales can’t enjoy life on land, said like nobody anywhere ever. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1450 | This is what I call shakin' and bakin'! | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1451 | I told you you'd love the atmosphere. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1452 | This global warming thing isn’t so bad. | 1.3106 | 0.04580 | 132 | 95 | 33 | 4 |
1453 | At 1PM we an swim with the humans. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1454 | I’m finding water to be way overrated. | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
1455 | Frozen Shrimp! Now it's a party. | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
1456 | I told my boss he could take this job and shove it in his blowhole. | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1457 | I've heard the krill here is to die for! | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
1458 | Jim was right — switching from krill to algae really helped me hit my fitness goals for beaching season. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1459 | Ah, life in the Humptons. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1460 | I hope no one finds our vacation spot. | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1461 | How about we take a people watching cruise? | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1462 | It says here "investigators have no sign of the couple, they are no longer in the ocean, and must have beached themselves." How could you ever have doubted me? | 1.3100 | 0.04964 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1463 | If we finish brunch on time, we’ll be able to catch the people-watching tour at 2. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1464 | No way I’m staying on land. I hear the rentals are unreasonable. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1465 | I love beached week! | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1466 | So Relaxing! No Humans Around!!! | 1.3097 | 0.05041 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
1467 | I told you that not migrating to your parents’ place this year would be way better! | 1.3097 | 0.05907 | 113 | 88 | 15 | 10 |
1468 | Don’t tell my sponsor, and I won’t tell your dermatologist. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1469 | I love these nude beaches. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1470 | When I said belly up to the sand bar, I didn’t mean that literally! | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
1471 | One of the few benefits of climate change. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1472 | I told you that you wouldn’t be able to see a thing in those glasses.” | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1473 | It's our last gasp, Honey. At least we're going out in style. | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1474 | Here we are wasted again in Margaritaville! | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1475 | Sun’s out blowholes out! | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1476 | I knew I'd be able to make you happy. I'm a sperm whale. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1477 | How did we get here? | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1478 | No wonder they all do this! | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1479 | Who knew beaching was so much fun. We should have tried it years ago. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1480 | Remember humans? | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1481 | Sure beats dodging harpoons. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1482 | Fun in sun | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1483 | I would have thought a beach vacation a bad idea. But look at us. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1484 | How’s your krilltini? | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1485 | Enjoying at sea | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1486 | So, this is how I die. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1487 | This is the fun version of beached whales | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1488 | I could use a little Beluga right about now. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1489 | Now that they closed the beaches because we were menacing, we can enjoy the beach. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1490 | Whoever said “it’s a dog’s life”?!?!? | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1491 | Now THIS is killer! | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1492 | Might as well extend our vacay—says here we’re extinct. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1493 | Beach responsibly. Watch you moisture levels and keep pressure off your vital organs. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1494 | You hungry dear? It says there's all you can eat squid at happy hour. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1495 | I take it the bartender didn't ask to see a photo ID." | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1496 | Hey Marge, how do you think Fred and Suzy are doing back at the Arctic Circle? | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1497 | Adaption | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
1498 | If you can't enjoy life in the twilight years of our species, when can you? | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1499 | Just what is an extinction party? | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1500 | This beats working at the office! | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1501 | It's so much nicer here in St. Petersburg now with global warming | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1502 | I’m really glad Shamu offered to watch our kids for the day, honey. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1503 | They may be on to something— this is kind of fun. | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 73 | 28 | 2 |
1504 | I know you've SAID you and that Raffi character are ancient history, but then again, our 4-year-old son has a full, black beard. Why is that, Helen? Why is that? | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1505 | So relaxing- I haven’t checked my sonar in over an hour. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1506 | I'm sure glad we attached those artificial fins and got the beach to ourselves. We have to try that more often | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1507 | It’ll rise eventually. Might as well enjoy it! | 1.3077 | 0.04613 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
1508 | I’ll say it again, ‘Mammals rule, fishes drool!’ | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1509 | Why did our ancestors ever leave dry land? This is heaven! | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1510 | You think anyone in the pod will believe our story that we got lost and missed the Gulf Stream? | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1511 | At least we’re darker than Elon Musk.” | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1512 | It’s nice to finally sit back, relax, and have a drink that isn’t watered down. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1513 | I'll have the seafood delight. | 1.3070 | 0.04846 | 114 | 82 | 29 | 3 |
1514 | Global warming. Might was well enjoy it. | 1.3070 | 0.04846 | 114 | 82 | 29 | 3 |
1515 | Another day of the climate miracle. | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
1516 | This “Washed Up Inn” is just what we needed. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1517 | "And then this other guy said, maybe we're not using the right bait. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1518 | Out Of Office | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1519 | I want to at least look sun kissed if it's going to be open casket | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1520 | I thought you said we were all washed up! | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1521 | No wonder everybody sings about this place. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1522 | I wanna try the jet skis! | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1523 | We're going to need larger cocktail glasses' | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1524 | Let's see Ahab recognize me now. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1525 | Let’s just say we are having a human of a time! | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1526 | Put that map away, we'll find the shipwreck tomorrow. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1527 | Who knew you could get good advice from a basking shark? | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1528 | I can never get this side to tan. | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1529 | I love Shark Week... | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1530 | We should have beached years ago. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1531 | You see, staycations aren’t so bad! | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1532 | Well, we finally made it, but there were a lot of hoops to jump through. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1533 | I know the Lockhorns are cruel and hate each other, but there's no denying that Leroy and Loretta have chemistry. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1534 | The humans think we’re suffering?” “Well to them, time off work is suffering.” | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1535 | If you stay here long enough, the land creatures will come and give you a nice sponge bath. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1536 | According to this we're not fish. We're fruit. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1537 | Not migrating south this year was one of the best ideas you've ever had Bob. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1538 | Being an air breather has its compensations. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1539 | Y'know, being a beached whale ain't so bad afterall. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1540 | As I often say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"! | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1541 | After his breakout role in 1993, Willy was able to retire comfortably. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1542 | Mammals playing at their past. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1543 | We couldn't do this until they started blaming everything on climate change. | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
1544 | Am I going to have to roll you home? | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1545 | Endangered? Sure we are, but what a way to go! | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1546 | I love a beach vacation! | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1547 | I told you Amazon would not fail to find us. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1548 | How long you figure before some misguided do-gooders come by and push us back in? | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1549 | Being beached has its plusses. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
1550 | I hope the kids don't find us. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
1551 | Don't you just love summer on Long Island? | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1552 | It's just so nice to getaway from those sperm whales for a few days! | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1553 | I'm tired of being a white whale. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1554 | Sunset Park after climate change is really nice! | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
1555 | Hey, Take it easy on that drink! You have to be able to get back home. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1556 | I wish I had a Kindle. | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
1557 | Perks of Evolution | 1.3043 | 0.04129 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 2 |
1558 | Smart, trading our gills for a new set of lungs. | 1.3043 | 0.05065 | 92 | 65 | 26 | 1 |
1559 | I can get used to this. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1560 | I might stay here forever. | 1.3043 | 0.04811 | 115 | 83 | 29 | 3 |
1561 | Am I the color of your drink yet? | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1562 | Well, if the world is gonna burn, may as well get a tan. | 1.3043 | 0.04811 | 115 | 83 | 29 | 3 |
1563 | If we can learn truly to unplug and relax, the world will come to us. | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
1564 | I think next year WhaleTown. A little more action. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1565 | This is how you save the whales! | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1566 | Look, Doris; the faster we adapt, the better. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1567 | I'm getting a whale of a tan | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1568 | Pretty soon this will all be ours | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1569 | With our luck, some tree hugger is going to push us back in the ocean | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1570 | In terms of the environment, thar she blew it. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1571 | Global warming's good | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
1572 | Let's see how much of a tan I can get this time before those climate enthusiasts kick us back in to the ocean. | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1573 | Who said that being beached is bad? | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1574 | After we've finished tanning, we'll still have time to swim around Manhattan and get seafood near the Jersey shore. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1575 | Just tell me when the kayakers are close. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1576 | Where did that waiter go? Times like these, I’m jealous of their legs. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1577 | Well, I'm having more fun than a beached whale. | 1.3033 | 0.04854 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1578 | If one more person comes along and tries to throw us back I'm going to lose it | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1579 | Global warming is underappreciated.. | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
1580 | I love a beached day. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1581 | Killer Whale ... no, Killer Suntan | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1582 | What could possibly go wrong with beaching ourselves? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1583 | Honey, I just read there use to be houses here. Glad humans didn't believe in climate change | 1.3030 | 0.04859 | 99 | 70 | 28 | 1 |
1584 | I tell ya, it's a bummer being born albino. | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1585 | Nude beach all to ourselves.” | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1586 | Wait. Whose climate change fantasy is this? | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1587 | This is the LIFE! I promised you we'd be beached whales one day! | 1.3028 | 0.04790 | 109 | 78 | 29 | 2 |
1588 | Arctic and sub-Arctic my flipper. I told you if we caught the current, we'd beat the narwhals to Miami. | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1589 | Do these glasses make me look fish-faced? | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1590 | Honey, we could have used our electronic devices here. | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1591 | If you're beached, make the most of it. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1592 | This sure beats gigging at SeaWorld for day old smelt. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1593 | I'm having a wh... well, a really great time | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1594 | It’s so nice to finally relax. Work has been krilling me! | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1595 | Who says Beaching is bad? | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
1596 | I sure hope they don't find us and try to drag us back into the water again. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1597 | White whale? More like bronze whale! | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1598 | Let's see ol' Ahab catch a tan whale! | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1599 | Who wouldn't want to be part of the lucky sperm club? | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1600 | Free Willy ain't got nothing on us! | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1601 | All inclusive and no kids running around--blow that out! | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1602 | Work hard, play hard. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1603 | No more white whale jokes... | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1604 | We should call up Uncle Ishmael. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
1605 | If any humans show, be sure to whistle and click some. We need to keep up appearances. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1606 | This global warming is great. | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
1607 | Beaching is way better than breaching. | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1608 | This could only be better if it were raining. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1609 | People may think we’re dying. But believe me, this is living. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1610 | For once I can lie on the beach without people making a fuss. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1611 | Good idea, putting out the shark alert. Beach all to ourselves. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1612 | At last, the beach to ourselves . No humans or playing dead. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1613 | So on the cruise ship from europe just docked close to the beach. You feel like French or Italian tonight? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1614 | This whale watching gig definitely has its perks. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1615 | I don't know how we get off this beach, but honey, let's live for the moment! | 1.3010 | 0.04943 | 103 | 74 | 27 | 2 |
1616 | I could live like this for ever. We should have evolved more | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1617 | Can you believe the rate we got? | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1618 | Remember when being beached was a bad thing. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1619 | It’s so nice to get away from the hustle and bubble. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1620 | Is that the best Mai Ti ever, or What ? | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1621 | Not all beached whales need saving. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1622 | Who thought "endangered" would be this much fun? I can't wait 'til we're extinct. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1623 | On the plus sign, with the sea levels and temperatures so much higher, I'm enjoying Antarctican beaches so much more! | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1624 | Scott, I hope you brought 50 spf and some bottled water. We're gonna be here for a while. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1625 | We're having a whale of a good time on our vacation. | 1.3000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
1626 | The orca said I look like George Hamilton. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1627 | This is the life. Let's stay here year round! | 1.3000 | 0.05347 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
1628 | Humans coming, look like you're in trouble... | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1629 | You can smile now, but do you know how far we have to swim to get back home? | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
1630 | Perfect. They're even playing our song. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1631 | Nice place. This is why I trust Beloogle reviews. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1632 | Humans are so stupid. They say beached like it's a bad thing. | 1.3000 | 0.05855 | 110 | 86 | 15 | 9 |
1633 | This global warming ain't so bad. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1634 | Those poor people on the whale watch. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1635 | I told you we'd win. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1636 | Try, '"Hast seen the tan Whale!" | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1637 | Ahab won’t be looking for a beautiful bronze whale… | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1638 | Does this outfit make me look fat? | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
1639 | I'm sick of fish, let's try the Landlovers menu. | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
1640 | Don't worry. Be happy. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1641 | Sounds enticing; I'll also have a Sex-on-the-beach cocktail. | 1.2991 | 0.04896 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
1642 | You were absolutely right! We really are having a whale of a time. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1643 | Nature is Healing", circa Summer 202 | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1644 | This is great. All we need now is a boatload of plankton to make it perfect. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1645 | So what’s wrong with feeling like a beached whale? | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1646 | Hey, how about we reconsider that migration? | 1.2991 | 0.04827 | 107 | 77 | 28 | 2 |
1647 | Before the climate crisis, this used to be someplace called Manhattan. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1648 | How about the Krill Cafe tonight? | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1649 | Just enough ice left for a Mai Tai… | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1650 | Delphinapterus Leucas is currently out of office. If your email is urgent, please re-send it the narwhal. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1651 | I’m going to get the coconut shrimp. Want anything? | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1652 | Yeah, a little guilty, but hunting them to their extinction does have some benefits. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1653 | You know what, global warming really isn’t so bad! | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1654 | I'm done being their white whale. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1655 | God, I loved being beached! | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
1656 | Ah … just look at us, lying around like a couple of beached humans. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1657 | After Ahab, time for rehab. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1658 | Could you rub sunscreen on my humpback? | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1659 | This resort is literally to die for. | 1.2984 | 0.04719 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
1660 | Now that the two-legged's are gone, we can start evolving. | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1661 | I can’t believe this is how we’re going to die… I love you so much Diane | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
1662 | I just don't understand why everyone keeps asking why we beach ourselves! | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
1663 | Will you be able to swim a straight line if we get pulled over? | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1664 | Fancy a spell of de-evolution? | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1665 | I'm so glad we got the all-inclusive trip! | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1666 | Wasting away in Margaritaville.. Just Chilling it.. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1667 | The Bulgari Belugas. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1668 | Did you bring the plancton sandwiches? | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1669 | These sunglasses don't come anywhere near my eyes, and I'm trying everything I can to keep my live skin cells from being damaged by the sun, and my blowhole is in the wrong place | 1.2979 | 0.06387 | 94 | 74 | 12 | 8 |
1670 | Enjoy your Mai Tai, I gotta get back to the aquarium show. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1671 | Switching from Sierra Club to Club Med was a great idea. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1672 | Great White Whale my ass! | 1.2977 | 0.05275 | 131 | 102 | 19 | 10 |
1673 | So enjoyable here with all the primates gone! | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1674 | We should have walked on land a long time ago. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1675 | Who said being a Beached Whale wasn’t Fun ! | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1676 | Yep, I think that seaweed is starting to hit. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1677 | This global warming thing sure has an upside | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1678 | Honey, it's all inclusive -- knock yourself out. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1679 | Make sure you turn every 30 minutes. Don't come crying to me if you end up in the orca exhibit at Sea World with those tan lines. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
1680 | The ocean being what it is these days I'm thinking of growing legs. | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1681 | As I said, ocean living is overrated | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1682 | It's fun playing human, isn't it? | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1683 | Let’s savor this moment before the whale lovers force us back into water | 1.2970 | 0.06221 | 101 | 79 | 12 | 9 |
1684 | The Real Housewives of Beluga Beach.” | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1685 | Being beached isn’t what it used to be | 1.2969 | 0.04054 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
1686 | With a tan, Ahab will never find us. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1687 | Closing the beach because of sharks was the best thing that ever happened to us. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1688 | And they said New York beaches weren't nice. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1689 | No Silly, I'm named after that famous Marx brother, 'Harpoon.' | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1690 | People can say what they want about all my blubber. But it's still a legitimate swimmer's body. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1691 | I love being a beached whale, don't you dear? | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1692 | Remind me...is this the mating season? | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
1693 | I know I should feel bad that the humans all died, but this is DELIGHTFUL. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1694 | Life's a beach at low tide. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1695 | One mammal's beaching is another's climate tourism. | 1.2963 | 0.04790 | 108 | 78 | 28 | 2 |
1696 | Best migration vacation ever! | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1697 | According to the Times, there were five shark attacks this week. Remind me to give the shark a bonus, babe. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1698 | This sure beats chasing mackerel. | 1.2963 | 0.04790 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 2 |
1699 | I can't believe we found a clothing optional beach this close to the city! | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1700 | Wow,Amazon Prime really does deliver fast! | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1701 | Is this how hot humans must feel all the time? | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1702 | You wouldn't believe what they charge for caviar in this resort. | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1703 | Let's enjoy the beach until the news crews get here. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1704 | Let’s do this every Summer | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1705 | This sure beats doing the museums again. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1706 | Maybe this time a bunch of do-gooders won't keep trying to push us back into the water. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1707 | Take-out? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1708 | Why didn’t we think of this before? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1709 | Like I always say, you can't spell "beached" without beach. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1710 | hey don’t give me a hard time, I don’t want to look like Elon Musk! | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1711 | Jersey feels like north Miami. | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1712 | Let's hope the humans don't discover our nude beach.” | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1713 | Wait until Willy hears about this! | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1714 | Drink up-vacation calories don’t count. | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1715 | I want to get so tan no one will even know i’m a Beluga anymore! | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1716 | Why did it take so long to realize beach could be a verb? | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1717 | Way better than showing off for those tourists off of the coast! | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1718 | Whale on this. | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1719 | Thank you BP settlement!” | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1720 | We've gotta go off the radar more often. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1721 | Who says beached whales have to be tragic? | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1722 | I say vacation, you say vocation. | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1723 | Did you see all those people from New Jersey acting like beached whales? | 1.2951 | 0.04755 | 122 | 90 | 28 | 4 |
1724 | Enough sushi how about shrimp scampi? | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1725 | To beach or not to beach? Who wants to know, I ask. | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
1726 | I like being beached. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1727 | Let's do a vacation podcast. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1728 | It’s “Beach Whale,” dammit, not “Beached Whale”! | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1729 | Watch out for humans who will try to rescue us from a day at the beach. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1730 | At last we have the beach to ourselves | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1731 | The only thing missing is an anaconda | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1732 | For beach reading, they recommend Moby-Dick. As if! | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1733 | Oh, man, am I glad that we made that wrong turn at Greenland! | 1.2946 | 0.04853 | 112 | 82 | 27 | 3 |
1734 | How about having leg of human tonight? | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1735 | And you were satisfied when they just saved us. | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1736 | What’s all the complaining about Global Warming? | 1.2946 | 0.04591 | 129 | 95 | 30 | 4 |
1737 | The beaches are less crowded since the mass extinction | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1738 | Those timeshare folks sure are pushy. And tasty. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1739 | I feel like a beached whale. | 1.2941 | 0.05642 | 119 | 94 | 15 | 10 |
1740 | Here comes another boat, let's give them something to watch. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1741 | This sudden surge in evolution is awesome! You think humans taste like chicken? | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1742 | It's so great that we found this isolated beach where we can lay out, and people won't be staring & poking at us, & trying to drag us back out to sea | 1.2941 | 0.05230 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1743 | Let’s just enjoy it while it lasts. | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
1744 | Ahhh, Life’s a beach, Brenda! | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1745 | Let’s just whale away the hours | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1746 | You're right, this is far better than breaching. | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
1747 | Just call me the orca from Majorca. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1748 | I got the idea reading Darwin! | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1749 | All right! The right whales at the right time in the right place! | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1750 | Let’s enjoy it while we last! | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1751 | Hard to believe Ahab never figured out we were twins. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1752 | Think of the tan you could get if there was an oil spill! | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1753 | Let's keep this place our little secret. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1754 | Honey, am I tan enough to fool Ahab? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1755 | What do you think the land mammals are up to? | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1756 | And they wonder, why whales beach. | 1.2931 | 0.04745 | 116 | 85 | 28 | 3 |
1757 | You know, we could have done this 400 million years ago. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1758 | You wanna be Great White all your life, fine. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1759 | So,my pod or yours tonight? | 1.2927 | 0.05382 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 9 |
1760 | Selling short. When it works, ain't it great? | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1761 | Turns out Jonah had a private beach. Who knew” | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1762 | This vaycay is so 70's! | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1763 | Might as well enjoy ourselves." | 1.2925 | 0.04827 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 2 |
1764 | Whale to go! | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1765 | I do not understand why our ancestors decided to go back to living in the ocean instead of on land. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1766 | Let's order the Captain Ahab dinner; it's to die for. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1767 | I'm reading Grandpa Mobey's autobiography. If only he could see us now. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1768 | I'm so glad we went to the Ted Talk on Body Positivity. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1769 | With this tan Captain Ahab won't recognize me. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1770 | So this is what you get after years of schilling for fish in font of an audience in a local aquarium | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1771 | This dolphin reboot of 'From Here to Eternity' is gonna be huge. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1772 | Getting beached ain’t so bad after all! | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1773 | Nice beach. I probably shouldn't have swallowed the cabana boy.... | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1774 | I could really get used to this global warming | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1775 | Remember when they thought it was US they had to worry about? | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1776 | Ooooh, check out the Krill Grill! | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1777 | So what’s wrong with being a fish out of water? | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1778 | Fish can only dream of a life like this! | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1779 | What good is a tan when I'm this blubbery? | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1780 | It's so great to get away from all the microplastics. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1781 | ahhhh, climate change | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1782 | When we get the planet back we can do this whenever we want. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1783 | Ah, another empty beach! Spreading all that propaganda about beaching was a masterstroke, Doris. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1784 | I love how our relationship is evolving. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1785 | What’s so wrong with global warming? I finally get to work on my tan. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1786 | Next on the schedule? Pickleball. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1787 | Where did you see that drink on the menu? | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1788 | Lobster salad or sushi? | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1789 | Lol our plan worked. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1790 | Having a whale of a time! Wish you were here. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1791 | Those shark attacks the other day sure cleaned out our favorite beach this time. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1792 | Fat chance I'd blow this off. | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1793 | I just love calling in sick. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1794 | I think I'll have the lime krill soda. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1795 | Dammit, I hate getting sand in my blowhole. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1796 | I want to be a pink dolphin! | 1.2903 | 0.05219 | 124 | 96 | 20 | 8 |
1797 | Look what we've missed. | 1.2903 | 0.04732 | 93 | 66 | 27 | 0 |
1798 | And they think getting beached is bad for us. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
1799 | And that’s why they call me a sperm whale. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1800 | 'I'll concede that point, but I don't want to look like a "bleached" whale at the same time.' | 1.2903 | 0.05219 | 124 | 96 | 20 | 8 |
1801 | Says here this is what happens when the artist forgets porpoises need dorsal fins. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1802 | I’m having a whale of a time, how about you? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1803 | On this vacation let’s not go swimming. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1804 | And later on, we can go people watching. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1805 | Orcina, just enjoy Florida; it.will not be here long, just like our last vacation spot. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1806 | See, being beached isn't all bad. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1807 | Remember, the safe word is ‘barnacle’. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1808 | I heard about this beach on the podcast. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1809 | What time is the human-watching excursion? | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1810 | And then, later on, they'll give us a group massage. | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
1811 | Hey! Back in the water! It's a National Geographic photographer ... | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1812 | It says here NYC is one of the best places to go for 'people-watching' excursions. And it's always mating season." | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1813 | Can you get my blowhole | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1814 | The beach is nice, but I mis bl owing in the water. | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1815 | What's the use of being a beached whale if you can't enjoy it? | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1816 | Life's a beach, no?" | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1817 | Good to recycle! Everything has another porpoise. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1818 | I hate it when the menu is all in French. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1819 | I’m so glad that we booked the beached excursion | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1820 | I hope those pesky humans don't drag us back into the water this time. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1821 | I told you that you would enjoy the Hamptons ! | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1822 | Ah, evolution. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1823 | What heat wave? | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1824 | Oh don’t forget to tip the cabana koi, eel really appreciate it. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1825 | Don’t you even miss them a bit? | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1826 | I’m really having a whale of a time. Beaching is a great idea. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1827 | Beached, my ass! | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1828 | I wonder what the porpoises are doing today. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1829 | Sunscreen is for wimps. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1830 | Gee, I wonder what the sardines are doing today?! | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1831 | This winter, let’s get ourselves chalet’ed. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1832 | The perks for the whale watching antics sure are great in this town. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1833 | Might as well enjoy it while it lasts. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1834 | ...The best part? No idiots trying to push us back in. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1835 | Today I totally deep-dunked that dumbass Ishmael. | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1836 | If you're gonna get 'beached,' this is the way to go. | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1837 | I should have brought the lounge chair. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1838 | I got tired of being the Great White Whale. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1839 | It's good to take a break from the pod once in a while, isn't it? | 1.2885 | 0.05905 | 104 | 82 | 14 | 8 |
1840 | Kinda makes you forget all about your blowhole, doesn't it? | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1841 | Nothing like being a beached whale without any humans around. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1842 | What will the neighbors say, Stan?!?...That reflector'll turn you into a redneck before you can say, "beluga caviar"... | 1.2885 | 0.05144 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1843 | It worked for the Orcas. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1844 | Honeymooners at last alone!!! | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1845 | Chapter one: “Call me Ismael .” | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1846 | I never noticed the advantages of warm ocean temps till I had my first Margarita. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1847 | Get back in an call Bill and Regina. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
1848 | It's a shame we can't stay longer. | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1849 | ‘What’s more, Moby Dick’s on channel 6 tonight!’ | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1850 | It's called multi-tasking. I'm doing crunches and catching rays at the same time. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1851 | It’s beluga time, Baby! | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1852 | Now that global warming is here, we can relax on the beach. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1853 | Says here that, due to climate change, we should consider increasing our broad spectrum SPF from 30 to 50. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1854 | There’s nothing like sun on your blubber and sand in your blowhole. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1855 | You gotta blow off hump day when it's a killer blue like this one. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1856 | I can’t wait to make those humans feel good for putting us back in | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1857 | Hey — some help here! | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1858 | There are some advantages to global warming | 1.2872 | 0.04692 | 94 | 67 | 27 | 0 |
1859 | Don't you just love Harpoon Holidays? | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1860 | When you're beached, treat it like a vacation. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1861 | I hope that drink's a "Sex On The Beach". | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1862 | Beachin' whales, on the other hand, do not require a rescue. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1863 | The whale watchers should see us now. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1864 | Told you I had Amazon Prime! Now make me a drink too and we can quit worrying about how hot the water’s getting. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1865 | This is certainly a whale of a menu! | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1866 | 10/10, would get beached again. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1867 | Maybe Moby Dick is just another party animal. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1868 | The shrimp cocktail sounds good. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1869 | We’re not beached whales, we’re resort whales. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1870 | It’s so nice to just krill time. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1871 | Brown blubber is muscle | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1872 | I’ll jump back into the hot tub in 5 | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1873 | I'd say we've got a good hour or two before the marine biologists show up and push us back in. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1874 | Gee, Lori. Isn't it nice to get away from the kids and all those whale-watchers, and have some time for ourselves. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1875 | Thank you, sharks. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1876 | I told you that fake fin would scare them off. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1877 | Hey--let's scrap the idea to find a new school. | 1.2869 | 0.04429 | 122 | 89 | 31 | 2 |
1878 | I love staycations with you. | 1.2857 | 0.04818 | 112 | 83 | 26 | 3 |
1879 | The sperm whales, chased from the sea by the condom whales, find that dry land isn't really all that bad. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1880 | Get a load of this whale tail. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1881 | I hope high tide never comes. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1882 | You should SEE what this says about where those silly people can see us up close! HAHAHAHAHAHA! | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1883 | Uh...Can you be too drunk to care that you can't breathe? | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1884 | Let me know when it's time to fire up the krill. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1885 | I hope those bottlenoses never find this spot. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1886 | Not a whale watching boat in sight…salud. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1887 | Can we say we're having a whale of a time? | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1888 | If beaching is wrong, I don't wanna be right. | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1889 | A little sand in the hole won't hurt us. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1890 | Awe honey…life’s a breach! | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1891 | Next year, I won’t even need the tanning reflector! | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1892 | My mother told me you sperm whales are up to no good | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1893 | Beaching ourselves... what could go wrong? | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1894 | They say 'beached' like it's a bad thing. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1895 | I don't want to get wet, but I'll put my fin in. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1896 | Nice change of pace. Let's order out more often. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1897 | This sure beats shark eats shark back at the office. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1898 | … so Dr. Fran was like, ‘What if you reframe Climate Emergency as Hot Whale Summer? | 1.2857 | 0.05240 | 84 | 61 | 22 | 1 |
1899 | I did not mind the swimming but the pollution was getting to me | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1900 | Wonder how Betty and Joe are doing on their Japanese cruise vacation?" | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1901 | Baby Beluga no longer needed her fake ID. | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 77 | 55 | 22 | 0 |
1902 | Good news, Martha, we're set to evolve legs again. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1903 | Who says Belugas can't have a hell-of-a-guda time?! | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1904 | Do you ever wonder if they'll call this Beluga Beach one day? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1905 | See…this doesn’t blow | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1906 | ‘It’s a lot more fun once you give up on having the “ideal beach body”!’ | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1907 | Since Captain Ahab was stalking a great white whale, a deep tan was suddenly fashionable. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1908 | Careful honey, nobody likes a red whale | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1909 | Let's enjoy this before they comeback to save us. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1910 | Ugh, that Ahab guy will not leave me alone. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1911 | We're the first beached whales in history who came ashore on purpose. | 1.2844 | 0.04893 | 109 | 81 | 25 | 3 |
1912 | beached bums | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1913 | And then Ishmael says, Come on Mo, can’t you show a little empathy? | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1914 | Ah, there's nothing like a beach vacation to make you feel like a mammal again. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1915 | Nothing like chillin’ on the beach after a day of people-watching! | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1916 | We have the beach to ourselves. They send a shark alert when they saw us. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1917 | Bbbbaby Belugas? | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1918 | Aah! Memories of the night before. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1919 | Sometimes there's nothing wrong with being a beached whale. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1920 | ...and they feel sorry for beached whales! | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1921 | They'll never recognize me. | 1.2842 | 0.04887 | 95 | 69 | 25 | 1 |
1922 | I just love the Jersey shore. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1923 | What do mermaids keep complaining about?! They get this plus a tan, who cares about the prince | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1924 | Sun is hot. Am I getting a little too gray? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1925 | Finally, a day off after jumping through all those hoops. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1926 | Tomorrow's our last day, whale watching tour or parasailing? | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1927 | Thank God. No more icebergs! | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1928 | I'm loving this vacation, but if one tree-hugger tries to roll me back in I'm going all Moby Dick on them. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1929 | This weather is to die for. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
1930 | Still...I sorta miss our old icebergs. | 1.2832 | 0.04782 | 113 | 84 | 26 | 3 |
1931 | This is my favorite place to be beached. | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
1932 | Who says beached whales can't have a good time. | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1933 | Honey, be careful with that straw. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1934 | What was the name of that tranquilizer we took? | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1935 | Lovin' the Raffi royalties, Baby! | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1936 | Now this is living large. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1937 | Yeah, give 'em just spoonful or two of caviar and they treat you just fine. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1938 | I hear that blow hole sunning is the new hip thing. | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1939 | Soon we will be able to vacay in Nebraska. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1940 | It says here the resort guarantees human sightings. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1941 | Ever think about what a goldmine we'd be for climate deniers? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1942 | Now, what do you think of reincarnation? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1943 | Did you hear they found another beached human this morning? | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1944 | Is that the new Shrinkflation cocktail special? | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1945 | Whales gone wild: climate crisis leaves beached whales frisky,fun,and ready for some sun. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1946 | Ya know, being beached is not so bad! | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1947 | Just call me beauty on the beach. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1948 | You were so smart to bring the blowhole sand plugs | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1949 | I love being a beached bum. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1950 | This ClubMed nesting could catch-on! | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
1951 | I don't know.... we basically have seaweed salad every day. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1952 | Enjoying a whale of our vacation? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1953 | We’ll worry about getting back later. | 1.2826 | 0.04720 | 92 | 66 | 26 | 0 |
1954 | There's a lot to be said about being human, but I can't think of one good reason why any of us would be sad if they became extinct. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1955 | Don’t you just love a staycation? | 1.2824 | 0.04911 | 85 | 61 | 24 | 0 |
1956 | Being endangered has its perks. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1957 | If they’re gonna push me back in that hot salt bath, I want a damn tan first! | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1958 | Putting the 'beach' back in 'beached' | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1959 | I figure we'll hang out until about high tide. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1960 | if you drink too many of these you’ll look like a beached whale! | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1961 | Oooh. We’ll have just enough time after the people watching excursion to get a couples seaweed wrap “ | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1962 | This really is a Whale of a good time!" | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1963 | Easy on your parasol drinks, we need to move to cooler waters. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1964 | So nice to relax. Ignore the shell phone and the ocean calling. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1965 | I need to get rid of some blubber. Let's see what's healthy on the menu. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1966 | This could be fun, until the humans come and drag us back into the water again. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1967 | You know what, maybe they’re right. Maybe global warming isn’t so bad. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1968 | Who would have thought the people would have nuked themselves before they nuked us… | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1969 | A rare glimpse of beached whales. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
1970 | Great choice! Love this beach.. | 1.2812 | 0.04845 | 96 | 70 | 25 | 1 |
1971 | Why is it all these crazy environmentalist keep trying to save us from being 'beached'? | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1972 | Do you ever get sand in your blowhole? | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
1973 | Well, if you ask me, being beached is pretty much as good as it gets | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
1974 | I don't see what all the fuss is about.... | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1975 | I just e-mailed Ahab not to chase too fast and stub one of his good toes. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1976 | I can’t believe we never thought of this before. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1977 | Yes, I do kind of wish that the kids were here. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1978 | Thar she (hic) blows! | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1979 | Dontcha love that non-extradition clause? | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1980 | You can't beat a North Pole vacation! | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
1981 | We’re so close to home but it feels like a different world. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1982 | Where's that shark guy that rents umbrellas? | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
1983 | Henry was right — all whales should do this before they die. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1984 | This sure beats filtering krill! | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1985 | You know, Teddy, I’ve always loved the water, but I’m really starting to feel a connection to the land. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1986 | And here I always thought getting beached was going to be a problem. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1987 | Tell me again why being a beached whale is such an issue | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1988 | They say "beached" like there's something wrong with it. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1989 | I'm telling you Elon, these reflectors work! | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1990 | Offsprings of Moby Dick's great-great grand children. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1991 | If Ahab would know... | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1992 | A whale of a time! | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1993 | You wouldn't happen to know the wi-fi password? | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1994 | I think I’ll have some beluga caviar to start. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1995 | Ahab, Schmayhab! We've earned a break, honey. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1996 | Scientists are such jackoffs, all ‘your blubber will overheat you on land,’ and ‘you’ll be dead within hours’ wah wah wah whatever, nerds. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1997 | Nudist beaches are my favorite | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1998 | Remind me to send a bouquet of seals to the sharks for their help. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1999 | I can’t decide between krill flambé and the minnow meunière | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2000 | Who says being beached means we can't have a whale of a good time? | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2001 | OH! WHAT A LIFE!!! | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2002 | They were right babe. Life is a beach! | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2003 | Such a beautiful day to get beached! | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
2004 | Livin' on the edge" | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
2005 | This is the life! A life of porpoise! | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
2006 | Stop blubbering about feeling like a beached whale! | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
2007 | I dunno… says here we should go back | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
2008 | Sure beats the ice sheet in Greenland. | 1.2800 | 0.04731 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2009 | You need a harpoon to open the packaging. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2010 | The best part about global warming, sunbathing year round | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2011 | Oh, and besides wine tasting, we've also signed up for whale watching! | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2012 | Jumping through hoops finally paid off. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2013 | They say global warming,I say spring break. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2014 | Is my belly still so white? | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2015 | I don’t know about you, but I’m having a dolphin of a time. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2016 | Remember when Mom warned us against beaching? | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2017 | They'll regret calling us white whales! | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2018 | Bet the humans didn’t think this is what they meant by “all-inclusive” | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
2019 | With global warming I say adapt or die. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2020 | Don’t worry, according to the latest climate models, the water should reach us any day now. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2021 | . . . no more teachers’ dirty looks | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2022 | I like the Dolphins against the Seahawks next week | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2023 | Global warming ain't all bad. Two beached whales on school vacation! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2024 | Hate it when they drag us back in! Selfish! | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
2025 | I love global warming! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2026 | Sure, they were delicious, but now we have to wait an hour before we can go back in the water. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2027 | Can you believe all this climate change talk, aren't we having the best summer ever? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2028 | They say anything above SPF 4500 is just marketing… | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2029 | Having a Manhattan in Manhattan is lovely” | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2030 | Chilling on Fire Island! | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
2031 | I can get used to this climate change thing | 1.2788 | 0.04625 | 104 | 76 | 27 | 1 |
2032 | Remind me to send a 'Thank You' to the Planner for the Aquarium Addition | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
2033 | You were right, the artic is the perfect summer vacation spot | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2034 | “Booze Cruise… I’m a big fan.” | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
2035 | This is living large, we should have beached years ago. | 1.2788 | 0.06180 | 104 | 85 | 9 | 10 |
2036 | So where are you going on vacation? | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
2037 | Don’t know what the panic about global warming is… | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2038 | Enjoy it while we're able; Ted may come running back soon. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2039 | Everybody else goes to Miami Beach to blow it out, but I'll take Coney Island any day. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2040 | These Wyoming beaches have the best cocktails. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
2041 | Seems like sunning your hole has really put you in a good mood. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
2042 | Beached whales have all the fun! | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2043 | Who says life requires a serious porpoise? | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2044 | Stop that! I love your blubber just the way it is❤️ | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2045 | This is fun until the humans come and start throwing water on us. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2046 | And they say being beached is a BAD thing. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2047 | Beached whale? Poor me! | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2048 | Did someone say, “Thar she sips?” | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2049 | "If I bleach myself out more, my agent thinks she can get me a movie with Gregory Peck." | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2050 | In truth, I don’t care if I do die here. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2051 | They say vitamin D is best absorbed through your blow hole | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2052 | seeing as we’re here… | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2053 | Hey Babe,this brochure says that the major attraction out here is “swim with the humans.” We can touch them, feed them and even get them to do a back flip for us. Let’s do this before they go completely extinct. And then, we’d have seen it all. | 1.2783 | 0.05461 | 115 | 91 | 16 | 8 |
2054 | If Cap'n Ahab could see us now. | 1.2782 | 0.04446 | 133 | 97 | 28 | 4 |
2055 | Pod schmod -- it's nice to break away every now and then. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2056 | Beaching? We're bitchin'! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2057 | Did you see what they have on this menu?? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2058 | see I told you there wouldn't be anyone here on this beach! | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2059 | Only she can understand a map that's entirely blank. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2060 | Just hope that Greenpeace doesn't come and spoil the party! | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2061 | How about we catch high tide to the feeding frenzy for lunch. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
2062 | If you don't help me figure out where we're going I'm gonna blow my top! | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
2063 | This is our dream life - Our real life is that we're beached and dead. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2064 | Chillin ! | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2065 | You know what? Being beached isn’t so bad. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2066 | Hey, there’s a world out there just waiting for us! | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
2067 | Hey Sweetie, it says here that we'll eventually evolve to live in Jackson Heights and own a restaurant. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2068 | Hot enough for ya? | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2069 | ( Happy Whale Noises) | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2070 | I'm reading this article about our uncle Ralph and some guy named Ahab. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2071 | Now this is a whale tale podcast! | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
2072 | Beats the hell out of phytoplankton and krill, don’t it Sam? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2073 | Right: See World. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2074 | I actually hate this, but I can’t wait to tell everyone what we did Monday morning. | 1.2778 | 0.04525 | 108 | 79 | 28 | 1 |
2075 | See I told you. Sharks don’t know about this spot. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2076 | This global warming has perks. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2077 | Gotta tan fast before we get rolled back in. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
2078 | With a job that krills you, sometimes being beached isn't so bad | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
2079 | We're having a whale of a time. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
2080 | This must be what my therapist meant when they said to practice reflection this summer. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2081 | We finally got our beach vacation. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2082 | Those other beached whales are doing it wrong. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2083 | Hey, pass me the barrel of SPF 50. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
2084 | Their relaxing afternoon was about to be ruined by a passerby spotting two beached whales. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2085 | We're living the life! In the 1960's they thought Ralph Kramden was fat. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2086 | Why is it important that New York City exists? | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2087 | We're changing the perception of "beached" whales. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2088 | Might as well get used to it! | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
2089 | At least here they don’t try to drag you back in! | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
2090 | I’m never migrating again. | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
2091 | If they wanted to speak our language, they’d publish these in patterned clicks.” | 1.2766 | 0.04385 | 94 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2092 | And I always thought beaching myself was bad. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
2093 | I have a good shot at being Charlie Tuna’s stand-in! | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2094 | This is the greatest thing since sliced krill! | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2095 | So,this is how humans pollute our environment! | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2096 | I guess we could be called Welsh | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2097 | Before global warming, we wouldn't be able to do this | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
2098 | People come to see us. We get foods and drinks. Good-by plankton! | 1.2763 | 0.05164 | 76 | 55 | 21 | 0 |
2099 | I don't see any plankton? | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
2100 | It's nice to kick back for a change, and give our Tails a break | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
2101 | I told you those fake shark fins would be worth it. | 1.2762 | 0.04588 | 105 | 77 | 27 | 1 |
2102 | (no caption necessary) | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2103 | And they're always asking why we do this! | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2104 | I told you they'd be gone by 2121! | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2105 | Off season rentals are so much more relaxing. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2106 | How come we never beached ourselves before? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2107 | I'm telling you, plankton extinction is not that big a deal. How's your margarita? | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
2108 | Hardly ever get out for a tan. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2109 | Jonah spoils me after I spit him out. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
2110 | Orcas know how to kill time | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2111 | Beached Whales, and loving it, Do Not Disturb. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2112 | How about Majorca next year? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2113 | They underestimated both the effects of climate change and our superior intelligence | 1.2752 | 0.05662 | 109 | 87 | 14 | 8 |
2114 | Just like they were saying, 'This is the life.' | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
2115 | I think I'm finally coming around to this whole 'global warming' thing | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
2116 | Lets beach ourselves more often, we deserve it. | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
2117 | If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. | 1.2752 | 0.04855 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
2118 | and so close to the city... | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2119 | Getting beached doesn't seem so terrible to me. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
2120 | Enjoy it while we still can. | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
2121 | Ah, the simple joys of beached life. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2122 | Darling, if you could ask for directions I wouldn't have to pretend I know how to read maps. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2123 | I come here once a year. Just for the vibe. | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
2124 | Why would you say that? I love the beach. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2125 | This is nice, but I wonder how are humans doing in the sinking city? | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2126 | It says that as part of the punctuated equilibrium in evolution some hominid males suddenly started wearing ties. Want to try? | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
2127 | By hiding out here, we're doing our part to stay on the endangered species list. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
2128 | A marine biologist once saved me on this beach | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
2129 | Evolve those legs, Martha. Ever since the humans destroyed their society with those insane economic policies, the land is ripe for the taking. | 1.2745 | 0.05513 | 102 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2130 | I'f this works, no one will ever say 'fish-belly white' again! | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
2131 | So Putin has his swagger back today, my Blubbie… a Solar Flare hit earth, Uncle Joe Biden has Covid, Jan 6th goes primetime, Saweetie goes blonde, NFTs still mushy, but WE, Blubbie,WE just keep having… a whale of a time. | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
2132 | Way to go buddy. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2133 | What's so bad about being a beached whale? | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
2134 | “And after a while we’ll order some sushi” | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
2135 | This is way better than flying. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
2136 | Just when you get in the groove, it’s time to go back to the Arctic. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2137 | The new shrimp cocktail menu is to die for! | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2138 | You were right! For a "staycation" this is pretty nice. | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2139 | Do you fancy going out Snorkeler-watching this afternoon? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2140 | Being beached ain’t so bad.” | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2141 | We're having a whale of a good time. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2142 | Here we are, having a whale of a time! | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2143 | Elmer and Rita finally making good use of a "Beached Whale Groupon" | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2144 | This is the right way to get beached. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2145 | Can we fast-forward evolution? This is the life! | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2146 | Remember to lather your blubber every four hours. | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2147 | Isn't it great to just get away from it all? | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2148 | I booked us a 2 o'clock people watching cruise. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2149 | It’s all good except for the blowhole situation. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2150 | After swimming by it for years, who would have thought that Wales would be so accommodating | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2151 | Here's to a long, happy and healthy retirement. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2152 | Now if we could keep the humans from constantly dragging us back into the water. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2153 | Migration..schmigration! I'm beeched! | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2154 | Ah -- soaking up rays and sipping rum punches. Can summer get any better?! | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2155 | So tell me again, what's the big problem with beaching? | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2156 | Take your clothes off ! | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2157 | How long has this been a nude beach? | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
2158 | We fooled them with our fake shark fins honey, and they left this beach stuff!" | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2159 | How does it go, "life's a beach, and then...?" | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2160 | Those humans better not push me back out to sea again before I get a nice tan. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2161 | Then what happened, Moby? | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2162 | Trading places with humans is fun!! I wonder how they are making out with our neighbors the tiger sharks? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2163 | Ah, this is the life...draining from my body. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2164 | And for a couple of hours we won’t have to dodge plastic. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2165 | He'll never find me here. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2166 | Tell me again why we spend so much time in the Arctic? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2167 | Who knew getting beached is fun, not fatal. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2168 | Gotta remember to thank our shark buddies, the beaches are ours! | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2169 | Stick and stones. I paid good money for this vacation and I plan to enjoy it. | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2170 | I'm dreading the end of our vacation but the show must go on" | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2171 | Fish tales. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2172 | And they told us to stay underwater! | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
2173 | I never understood all those warnings about beached whales. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2174 | I just can't describe how good of a time I'm having! | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2175 | Climate change has its perks | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2176 | Dude, just because I'm beached doesn't mean I'm bleached. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2177 | Great White? So over that. | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
2178 | This is a whale of a beach to be beached on. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2179 | Ahab will never recognize me now! | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2180 | Why cover up? We’re living in the age of embracing our curves! | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2181 | Who needs water when you look this hot okurrrr | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2182 | Beached Whales: What marine biologists DON'T want you to know. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
2183 | This isn't as bad as they say it is. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2184 | We always have a whale of a time together, Wally | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2185 | If you gotta go, you gotta go. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
2186 | Previously on Jersey Shore . . . | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2187 | If it’s Tuesday, this must be Belgium! | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 76 | 26 | 1 |
2188 | Uh oh, here come those fools that keep pushing us back in. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2189 | Holy cow. There’s a war in Ukraine. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2190 | Did you remember to set your Out-Of-Ocean message? | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2191 | …and then he said “climate change is a hoax” hahahaha. oh humans. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2192 | We got our GPS tracker from Amazon | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2193 | And they kept telling us a beached whale was a bad thing! | 1.2710 | 0.04708 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
2194 | Let’s not tell the others. | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
2195 | I want to look good for my zither recital. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2196 | Soon we will be able to bask on the beaches of Antarctica. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2197 | Wow! According to the map this used to be NYC!” | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2198 | You can always tell when it’s a spray-on pale. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2199 | Yeah, and we don't need towels | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2200 | One of the perks of being a beached whale." | 1.2706 | 0.05128 | 85 | 63 | 21 | 1 |
2201 | I love this place! No tourists! | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2202 | Eat your heart out Captain Ahab! | 1.2706 | 0.04847 | 85 | 62 | 23 | 0 |
2203 | Climate change,My blow hole! | 1.2706 | 0.04393 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 0 |
2204 | I’m lovin’ my beached bod. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2205 | Well at least we're trying to enjoy the earth burning up and everything. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2206 | No need to hurry. The way these morons live, the sea will rise to us in no time. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2207 | Enjoy the beach while you can. Pretty soon it'll all be under water. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2208 | It says here if you can achieve a birth on land we'll get a cetacean | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2209 | Look, honey, I see humans! | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
2210 | I found this spot by a fluke. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2211 | After our naps, we'll search for lunch. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2212 | Ahh, my favorite drink - A Blue Whale! | 1.2700 | 0.04683 | 100 | 74 | 25 | 1 |
2213 | This new Melville thriller is a great beach read” | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2214 | Before I started drinking this water I had arms and legs | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2215 | Screw seasonal migration… let’s just hump back here. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2216 | Beluga whales just wanna have fun... | 1.2697 | 0.04993 | 89 | 66 | 22 | 1 |
2217 | Gladys, there are beached whales, and then there's us. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2218 | WHO KNEW ALASKA COULD BE SO MUCH FUN! | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2219 | Last time I got so rudely shoved back in the ocean. Now I’m tanned unevenly. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2220 | Hey Honey, who was it said that life was a beach? | 1.2697 | 0.04993 | 89 | 66 | 22 | 1 |
2221 | I think we beached and went to heaven. | 1.2697 | 0.04993 | 89 | 66 | 22 | 1 |
2222 | Tilikum never had it this good! | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2223 | Every fight has a loser - let's make love | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
2224 | I really hope no pesky environmentalists turn up | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2225 | Being a beached whale has its perks! | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
2226 | If I'd have known this is what it would be like to be beached, I've had done it a lot sooner. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2227 | In think I can feel the is tide turning. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
2228 | Aren't you worried that there isn't a lifeguard? | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
2229 | Yeah, I know you like this Caribbean weather in the Hamptons, but I’m telling you, you’ll be much happier up in Kennebunkport. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
2230 | Ishmael won't be looking for a beautifully bronzed whale | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2231 | Are you sure you want the fish sticks? | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2232 | A rare look at the sperm whales’ mating ritual | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2233 | Unfortunately, all of the entrees cost an arm and a leg. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
2234 | Didn't think we'd ever visit Lake Michigan, but you gotta love climate change | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
2235 | So being "beached" ain't so bad... | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2236 | Let’s hope the sharks never think of this! | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2237 | I suggest grilled lime krill with your margarita. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2238 | Working from home today | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2239 | So what's on the menu. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2240 | Wastin’ away again in Belugaville | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2241 | We're having an "us" of a time. | 1.2688 | 0.04622 | 93 | 68 | 25 | 0 |
2242 | Ugh I got sand in my blowhole again. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2243 | Thank God it's a nude beach. | 1.2688 | 0.04868 | 93 | 69 | 23 | 1 |
2244 | This vacation has been a whale of a time! | 1.2688 | 0.04868 | 93 | 69 | 23 | 1 |
2245 | Finally, they'll have to call me something other than a white whale. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2246 | I much prefer the tanning mirror to baby oil and iodine | 1.2688 | 0.04622 | 93 | 67 | 25 | 0 |
2247 | Man! I love global warming! | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2248 | I always knew beached whales got a bad rap from the media. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2249 | Let's see if they will keep calling us white whales | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2250 | Don't drink too much, it'll make your stomach hurt when we go back in. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2251 | Took a lot to get here, but I'm glad we came. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2252 | Were having a whale of a time on this vacation! | 1.2683 | 0.04923 | 82 | 60 | 22 | 0 |
2253 | If you can't eat them, join them. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2254 | Swimming is highly overrated. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2255 | Nice resort, but the Krill Salad wasn't as fresh as we get back in the ocean. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2256 | I never knew being forced to adapt could be so good! | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2257 | It says that there's a podcast later on" | 1.2680 | 0.05956 | 97 | 78 | 12 | 7 |
2258 | What time is Governor Christie arriving? | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2259 | This private beach sure beats the people-watching tour. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2260 | I'm going for that "just rightness" of the whale. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2261 | So why the fuss over beached whales? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2262 | The great thing about being beached is you’re forced to unplug. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2263 | It was so nice to turn on my out-of-ocean reply. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2264 | It's beached-whale girl summer. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2265 | Hey, order me another krilltini, will ya? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2266 | Nothing beats a beach all to ourselves. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2267 | I told you we'd have one whale of a good time. | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
2268 | HEY...Forget the TAN... THIS IS ICE and it's MELTING!!!! | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2269 | I must say, whale of a good time! | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2270 | This sure beats that Ahab gig. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2271 | Darling, why is planet earth so blue? | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2272 | White whale summer motherfucker, bitches go berserk, Imma stick it in her blowhole, an' make my shawty squirt. Got a megaton of plankton, enough krill to thrill. Got seven seas of ambergris, I hope you on the pill. | 1.2673 | 0.05952 | 101 | 82 | 11 | 8 |
2273 | Humans should know that being a beached whale isn’t all that bad! | 1.2673 | 0.04644 | 101 | 75 | 25 | 1 |
2274 | The weather has been great for a whale now. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2275 | If the dolphins could see us now... | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
2276 | I'm getting hungry. Too bad there's no beach patrol. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
2277 | This is the time that I would really like a cigarette! | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
2278 | Are you up to a swim tonight? | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
2279 | I've heard this is a great location for people watching. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2280 | Global warming is doing wonders for my tan. | 1.2667 | 0.04947 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2281 | Favorite Flex Work Location? Beached! | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2282 | I'm so glad they're all extinct. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2283 | I told you shorting META would put us on Easy Street. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2284 | You know what would be really fun? Let's go out on the water, find a sightseeing boat, pretend like we are injured, then when they get close enough to see what is wrong, we capsize the boat. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2285 | Look at us, lazier than a beached male. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2286 | I brought anchovies for hors d'oeuvres | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2287 | I am reading about global warming! What do we care how much the oceans rise? | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2288 | -This beach is very whalecoming! | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2289 | Yep! I’m into global warming! | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2290 | Honey, let's open a facility here. Its name is: Untouched by human hands. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2291 | Let’s get two more Blow Pop Martinis with a side of salted sardines.” | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2292 | Having a whale of a time at the beach. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2293 | Who says we can't adapt to being beached? | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2294 | Finally,we escape the kids for one day. I needed quality time with my own. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2295 | I was so tired of those fishing boat tan marks | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2296 | My friend, I feel so free of stereotypes now that I accept the body I was born with | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2297 | This takes care of the dark underbelly. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2298 | If he keeps up that slurping, I swear I'm going to smother his blowhole! | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2299 | This place really clicks with me. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2300 | Aren't we supposed to be on that whale watching Zoom right now? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2301 | yo why do these humans call us sperm whales for?? They're the dickheads... | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2302 | I heard they can't afford driving to the beach in this economy. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2303 | Let’s see them compare my skin to Elon Musk’s now! | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
2304 | Want to go people watching? Blubber Beach is to our left. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2305 | How much krill do you think I can order? | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2306 | Hey, being a beached whale isn't half bad! | 1.2661 | 0.04447 | 109 | 81 | 27 | 1 |
2307 | I an't decide between the slow swimmer saute or the grilled tourist. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2308 | Let's wait for the water to warm up. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2309 | Baby...let me tell ya the krill on this menu sounds divine. Yes my darling this cocktail is so delish... this whole being beached thing is midunderstood...we must be in right whale Heaven! | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2310 | If climate change is doing us in, we may as well go extinct in style. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2311 | Better enjoy it before someone comes along and shoves us back into the water! | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2312 | Did you bring any caviar? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2313 | You can’t believe what I’m reading. I’m not sure we should be here anymore. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2314 | Who knows? Maybe we can skip Baja this winter. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2315 | Then I get to write it off as therapeutic – I am a lot less stressed sunning myself on a deserted beach. The guy who came up with the concept of ‘extinct’ is a genius.” | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2316 | This sure beats being in a school with the fish! | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2317 | Sex On The Beach? Impossible. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2318 | There's something to be said for global warming. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2319 | Now that the sharks have moved to the city we can finally relax. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2320 | I pity Ahab, missing out on this | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2321 | Is that drink small or are you whaley big? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2322 | This is gonna be a killer tan. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2323 | I can’t believe everyone waits to come here until after they’ve retired! | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2324 | Who knew landlubberie had so much to offer? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2325 | So where to next? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2326 | ‘This beached whale business is not half as bad as its made out to be’ | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2327 | We can go visit Grandpa in the NYC American Museum on Nature History, it's just a short swim there. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2328 | I love climate change! | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2329 | Now that everyone is imprisoned in their A/C cubicle, we have the beach to ourselves. The blessing of global warming, | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2330 | Those beached body workouts really paid off! | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2331 | I hear the krill is gone, so let's have some blues. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2332 | I call it reverse snorkeling | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2333 | I still don’t see why he said “Be careful what you wish for.” | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2334 | Sometimes it's nice to just get away for a while. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2335 | I’m just hoping no do-gooders rush out here to throw us back in that cold water | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2336 | Let's not let the Orcas know where we are. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2337 | Don't you just love it when they evacuate the island resort? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2338 | This is what I call evolution. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2339 | Remind me why we don’t come to the beach more often. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2340 | After our nap I'd like to take in that new movie KRILL BILL. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2341 | Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow the ice floes melt. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2342 | Why wait? The future is now! | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2343 | Let the sturgeons deal with the whole "Beluga" thing. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2344 | Pickup or delivery? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2345 | Being a beached whale is a lot better than I thought it would be. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2346 | Ahab will never see this coming. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
2347 | Summer body HERE WE GO! | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2348 | I hope you used a sunblock! | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2349 | I get it now - nothing beats unrefracted rays! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2350 | You got to love global warming! | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2351 | The water truly is more tropical on the other side of the ocean. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2352 | That tan your getting is making me whistle, and click. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2353 | I'm so glad we decided to bring this stuff. I had a feeling we were going to get beached today! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2354 | Now that the humans have gone we can start again !!! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2355 | By the end of the summer, no one will know we're Belugas. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2356 | You Sham-ooze, you lose! | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2357 | Good thing we don’t need to worry about bathing suit tan lines. | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
2358 | The suffering of animals around the world due to global warming is intolerable. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2359 | Cetacean Vacation. | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
2360 | So glad we put sunbathing with humans on our bucket list. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2361 | Aren't you glad we're marine mammals? | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2362 | After this beach, I don't think I can ever go back. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2363 | Life is beached and then you die | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
2364 | Can't believe I only got 3 days paid migration leave. | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
2365 | That tourist guide we found on the net looked rather fishy! | 1.2637 | 0.05024 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2366 | Finally,after thousands of years the humans killed themselves and left us in peace. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2367 | Finally--we're a major figure in a great novel! | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 1 |
2368 | Largest iceberg in the world!? This brochure must be from way back in 2021! | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2369 | Ah!! Tanning and cocktails. Thank you global warming. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2370 | It’s hotter than Hades out here, but it beats the alternative! | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2371 | You were right: beaching can be bitching! | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2372 | They say that The Hudson Sea was once just a river! | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2373 | Who knew that "Baby Beluga" would be such a hit! | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
2374 | Wait, is the tide coming in or going out? | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2375 | I’ll never understand why humans think of beached whales so negatively | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2376 | I tan and tan but I'm not getting any bluer. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2377 | Seven nights, six days | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2378 | A cigarette would make this dream complete. | 1.2632 | 0.04782 | 95 | 71 | 23 | 1 |
2379 | Doris, thanks for planning this getaway. I'm having a human of a time! | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
2380 | It’s peaceful here….Sometimes sharks are good for something. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2381 | Finally we found a beach where they don’t keep pushing us back into the water. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2382 | Back and forth. Back and forth. When will this Evolution ever end? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
2383 | I lose color at 600 fathoms. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2384 | This is the up side of global warning!! | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2385 | Ah,sweet sweet evolution… and to think, people took all this for granted. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2386 | They say we sadly beached ourselves. Sadly? | 1.2632 | 0.04782 | 95 | 71 | 23 | 1 |
2387 | How is your krilltini, honey? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2388 | If no one witnessed us, did it happen? | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2389 | Who knew being beached could be so relaxing? | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2390 | And then then Moby Dick bites off Ishmael's leg. I dunno. It just doesn't ring true. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
2391 | Gregory Peck never had it this good! | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2392 | I hope the humans don't try to drag us back out to sea. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2393 | Know I'll eventually be homeless but global warming feels good so far! | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2394 | Ha Ha Ha, it says here that there is a growing concern among scientists about the large number of whales that are beaching themselves. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2395 | Those apes think they're having all the fun... | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
2396 | Fortunately, evolution is keeping us ahead of climate change. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2397 | Sure the water's too hot. But we've done this before, right? | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2398 | I can't wait for humans to go extinct so we can do this all the time. | 1.2625 | 0.04950 | 80 | 59 | 21 | 0 |
2399 | You look comfy. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2400 | Ah. It’s great to be beached. | 1.2625 | 0.04950 | 80 | 59 | 21 | 0 |
2401 | Miami Beached Whales | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2402 | Wanna go skinny dipping? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2403 | Having a whale of a time: fish....you were HERE! | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2404 | Work from home is great! | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2405 | Thank God they’re all gone. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2406 | Hey Diane… Are you sure this is a nude beach? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2407 | I could just live on the land, we should totally invest in a land front property | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2408 | Before global warming, we’d never have had this beach all to ourselves. It would have been wall to wall people. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2409 | I love it when the cruise ships stop here. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
2410 | I can't understand why our ancestors didn't like the beach. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2411 | I'll let you know if I see a boat. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2412 | Beaches............JimmyBuffett had it right! | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2413 | Ahhhhh, Staycation! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2414 | I wonder what the by-catch are doing today? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2415 | Let's enjoy it until they come to push us into the water. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2416 | I wonder what the porpoises are doing? | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2417 | If it takes global warming to get waiter service - so be it | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2418 | Hey, Manta! Catch these rays. | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
2419 | Am craving for revenge - shark fin soup. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2420 | Let's take the first dinner cruise that features shark on the menu | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2421 | Next stop: Vegas. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
2422 | You're right, Ralph, much better than the cruise ship idea. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
2423 | Now, this is the life. Did you bring the sunscreen? | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
2424 | This isn't quite as stressful as they make it look. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
2425 | The other guys have been doing it all wrong | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2426 | Moby! Let go of that guy's leg! | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
2427 | Hey Moby, we’re close to Ahab’s home…let’s jump over! | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2428 | Let's go see India next. I hear they are totally vegetarian. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2429 | Better finish up that mai tai, it's almost time to go get our blow holes bleached. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2430 | If you’re feeling at all peckish, let’s put in an order for a couple of tons of krill. | 1.2614 | 0.06362 | 88 | 72 | 9 | 7 |
2431 | Beached is fun! | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2432 | Just five more minutes, honey, or else they’ll try to blow us up again. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2433 | Whale, ain’t this nice” | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2434 | I can see why no one ever goes back | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2435 | Climate change is doing wonders for my tan line | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2436 | Finally, a beach the tourists don't know about. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2437 | It says we will have a whale of a time cruising up the Hudson River! | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
2438 | I like the sanctuary. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2439 | And to think all these years I was told being beached was a bad thing. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2440 | I have a feeling there's a Starbuck nearby. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2441 | Any idea where we are? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2442 | Yeah, it's great until a bunch of misguided do-gooders pull you back into the water... | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2443 | Fake News. Distressed beached whales. Hah! | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
2444 | I don't know why people were so worried about a beached whale | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2445 | You drink! I'll think! We'll see who gets to Oblivion first! | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2446 | We should try the surf and turf. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2447 | For once, it's as good as the advertisement promised. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2448 | We’re smarter than dolphins. Whale-watchers have left us the whole beach. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2449 | It’s been almost a month since we started to identify as humans. I feel exhausted but happy and ready to choose a pronoun. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2450 | I just don't understand all the complaints about being beached. | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 112 | 23 | 7 |
2451 | This is the life. I wish those guys from Greenpeace would stop throwing us back in. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2452 | Who said global warming would be no fun? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2453 | If this is being "beached" count me in. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2454 | Shorely there's something to be said for being all washed up. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2455 | Let 'em keep thinking we're endangered" #WhaleOfATim | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2456 | White whale no more. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2457 | My preferred identifier is beached whale | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2458 | Next year, I want to climb the Matterhorn! | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2459 | Paying the Sharks to swim here was the best vacation money we ever spent. Now we can spend time on the beach without all those marine biologists trying to haul us back into the water. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2460 | We're just having a whale of a time!! | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2461 | It was really easy getting this beach all to ourselves. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2462 | If you see the waiter, would you please order the caviar? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2463 | Gone beaching | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2464 | Ugh! They told me the ink was waterproof. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2465 | Man, every time I get beached I think “why can’t I just live here?” | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2466 | Now that we’ve evolved, where do we go from here? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2467 | Aaaaaaauuuunnaaaooootthheeeeerrrrr mmmaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii-taaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassse. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2468 | Come, dear! See? Our home will expand here in a couple of years! | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2469 | If you can't make here Ariel, there's no where | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2470 | This isn’t sand…. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2471 | Relax, there’s not a cameraman around. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2472 | We gotta thank those sharks for scaring the bipeds away and leaving us the best vacation spots. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2473 | That arctic timeshare was a bad idea, you said. We’ll never get our money out, you said. | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
2474 | The only thing that could make today better would be a coney dog! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2475 | I wonder if scientists will every figure out that it's not just sharks that bask. | 1.2593 | 0.04436 | 108 | 81 | 26 | 1 |
2476 | You know, maybe we shouldn't have given up our legs | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2477 | Forget the ocean—I’m a beached whale now. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2478 | Wildlife thriving in the wake of human extinction. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2479 | The old man and the sea | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2480 | Hello climate change, goodbye bleached whale! | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2481 | If you don’t flip over soon you’ll get a killer tan line. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2482 | And those idiots wonder why we "beach" ourselves! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2483 | I would so chill to some krill right now. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2484 | I think global warming is underrated. | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2485 | It’s always better in the off-season. | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2486 | Did you remember to make the caviar? | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2487 | Who said being a beached whale was a bad thing? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2488 | Can you believe they used vodka instead of gin to make a martini? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2489 | Looks like you didn't need a map to find the booz. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2490 | Moby-Dick the TAN whale!” | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2491 | Thank god we found a beach with no pushy tourists | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2492 | Hot Whale Summer | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2493 | Global warming has it's perks! Too bad we'll all be dead in a decade! | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2494 | If we appear affable maybe people will boycott Iceland and the Faroe Islands. | 1.2584 | 0.04667 | 89 | 66 | 23 | 0 |
2495 | Getting a tan because I'm tired of the Great White Whale negativity. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2496 | I told you—nothing's happening. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2497 | In the next book, Ahab will be chasing the tastefully bronzed whale | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2498 | They said I was a washed up blow hard. Beluga me, now! | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2499 | Can you pass me the sun tan lotion? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2500 | Ah, Jersey Shore! Hey, is it me, or is it getting easier to pass as the average tourist? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2501 | First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2502 | This is a hell of a time to catch up on your reading! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2503 | Another week of this sun and Ahab will leave us alone! | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2504 | Finally, survival of the fittest! | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2505 | Tired of being a white beluga? Come to the sunny Greenland beaches for a pigment makeover! | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2506 | Endangered my ass> | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
2507 | Who said 'beached whales' need to saved? | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
2508 | That’s right Bill, make the most of it. | 1.2574 | 0.04140 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2509 | This is our beached whale summer. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2510 | Being beached whales is the life! | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
2511 | ...I think our parents lied to us about 'beaching' | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2512 | Now that's what I call being a beached whale. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
2513 | Globe sure is warm today! | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
2514 | This sure beats hanging out with Ahab 'round perdition's fire, don't you think, Moby-Jane? | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
2515 | I love when we pretend it’s the 80s! | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
2516 | I'm going to sell it on eBay and it'll keep us afloat | 1.2569 | 0.04497 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2517 | Ahab better modify his search. I'm the Coco Butter Brown Whale now! | 1.2568 | 0.06954 | 74 | 61 | 7 | 6 |
2518 | Francine, is this what they mean by a ‘whale’ of a good time? | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2519 | Next time let's bring towels. I'm covered in sand. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2520 | There's not much we can thank the human race for -- but ok, gotta love the beach read and the summer cocktail! | 1.2564 | 0.04976 | 78 | 58 | 20 | 0 |
2521 | I knew it. Just got a crab in my blow hole.” | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2522 | Ahab will never recognize me with this tan! | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2523 | Have my agent call Steven Spielberg ,Ishmael | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2524 | You know, we used to be land critters. Now that the humans have come up with booze and porn, maybe we should be coming back. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2525 | I never thought being a beached whale could be this good . | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2526 | There's beaching . . . and then there's BEACHING! | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2527 | It's a newspaper. And it will be extinct before we are. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2528 | Beached? Hell yeah I’m beached. | 1.2561 | 0.04850 | 82 | 61 | 21 | 0 |
2529 | Ahh, I love reading a three-folded newspaper with nothing printed on it. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2530 | So nice to be able to travel to our favorite vacation spot without the hassle of delayed flights and cancellations. | 1.2561 | 0.06449 | 82 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
2531 | When you can’t beat them. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2532 | See honey, I told you. The Jones’ did this a month ago and loved it so much, they never came back | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2533 | Ah, it's a great way to die. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2534 | You and me? When we beach ourselves, we beach in style. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
2535 | I keep cracking up, thinking about how they thought we were the ones in trouble. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2536 | Drink too many more of those pina coladas and you’re going to look like a beached whale. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2537 | Sunburnt and drunk,just like US. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2538 | Honey, look…an ad for monocular sunglasses!” | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2539 | I'm writing a poem called 'a couple of whales bleached on a beach' . | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2540 | Thank God we finally found a beach without humans--they keep trying to push us back into the ocean! | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2541 | Beluga! Beluga! Beluga! | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2542 | I must say this makes it abundantly clear that he never actually met you, Moby" | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2543 | Be careful, your sunblock rating isn’t that high.” | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2544 | Perhaps we should turn left at Albuquerque | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2545 | I love a day out on the beach, but I'm always glad to go home again. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2546 | Fish, squid, shrimp. This restaurant really is to die for. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2547 | It's so relaxing here without all those tourists pushing us around. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2548 | Getting a tan as a beluga is really the white whale of the summer. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2549 | I'm loving the landlubber lifestyle. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2550 | Gettin’ a tan Stan! | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2551 | See...I told you this would be better than Netflix and Krill. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2552 | Maybe they won't recognize me with a tan..... | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2553 | Nothing beats a day on the beach! Who knew? | 1.2551 | 0.04426 | 98 | 73 | 25 | 0 |
2554 | Wow!So life really is a beach! | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2555 | Living LARGE and Loving it. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2556 | Says here we can order organic raw krill for 200 euros. | 1.2549 | 0.05692 | 102 | 83 | 12 | 7 |
2557 | Whales at the beach. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
2558 | Honey, can we leave the kids home with your parents more often? | 1.2549 | 0.04555 | 102 | 77 | 24 | 1 |
2559 | The sharks will alert us for trespassers. | 1.2547 | 0.04458 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 1 |
2560 | got to embrace global warming | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2561 | Hey Mobes, let's check out the aquarium. | 1.2547 | 0.04252 | 106 | 79 | 27 | 0 |
2562 | Did you give your credit card number to book KOKS? | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
2563 | Did you bring the spf 100. I burn easily | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2564 | You gotta blow off hump day on a killer blue like this one. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2565 | Evolution has its benefits, for sure | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2566 | Nothing like a good beach read and a cocktail. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2567 | Turns out the biggest challenge of our age is getting this tan even. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2568 | Kinda bummed that beached whales get all the attention... | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2569 | At least we got here after 5. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2570 | Life’s a beach. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2571 | The crypto whales usually take vacation this time of the year. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2572 | Oooh, I want a krill cocktail too. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2573 | So, where do think we should go on vacation? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2574 | Now I see why no one ever comes back from the beach. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2575 | I told you there would be no riff riff manatees here | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2576 | If anyone happens by, just play dead! | 1.2532 | 0.04923 | 79 | 59 | 20 | 0 |
2577 | You know, they may be on to something here | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2578 | When are you gonna use that? They said. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2579 | I really love the no-tourist season. | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2580 | I am LOVING “how the other half lives”! | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2581 | After a day's work entertaining the tourists, cocktail hour is a blessed relief! | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2582 | I like living like we’re dying. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2583 | When I read “Come to the islands…you’ll have a whale of a time”, I didn’t expect this! | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2584 | Soak it up before Greenpeace gets here | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2585 | I’m a bit hungry. Shall we start moaning, Bunny? It’s so gratifying to give the rescue blokes raison d’etre. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2586 | Who said climate change was a bad thing | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2587 | A few more hours of this and it’s “So long great white whale!” | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2588 | We had to evolve sooner or later | 1.2530 | 0.04801 | 83 | 62 | 21 | 0 |
2589 | It helps me get a more even tan | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2590 | You can't spell 'breach' without 'beach.' | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2591 | And they wonder why we do it..... | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2592 | Enjoy it while you can - before they drag us back in | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2593 | Lady Killer Whales | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2594 | Who said beaching is not rad? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2595 | 100,000 more followers, we can afford a Hawaii holiday. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2596 | Can I just say? Climate change. Who knew? Pass the krill. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2597 | Whale hello there! | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2598 | Beached shmeached. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2599 | And then I told her, you're not getting beached like we are! | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2600 | We'll definitely need a boob job to go with our new tans! | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2601 | Imagine if humans didn't need to be brought back to land because they could swim! | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2602 | Was it good for you? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2603 | How have we never heard about this beach? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2604 | Wouldn't it have been simpler for them to just push us back in? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2605 | This pullout serves the best krill cocktails! | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2606 | You know Dave, I can't believe we were so freaked out about getting beached. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2607 | Best vacay ever! | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2608 | Beached Whales Summer fun | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
2609 | Advantages, disadvantages, right, boo? | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2610 | If you weren’t such a blowhard, we could’ve done this years ago. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2611 | Have you tried the fish sandwich at the snack bar? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2612 | That's a whale of a tale...Ishmael! | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2613 | I told you beaching could be fun! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2614 | Having a whale of a time--better than migrating. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2615 | I told her we’re having a whale of a time…she was not amused “ | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2616 | Screw the bikini diet! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2617 | it’s all about attitude, I tell you. Some would say beached whale, I say beach day | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2618 | It says global warming is getting worse, & so if a trip to NYC is any indication, I'll take it. | 1.2525 | 0.04618 | 99 | 75 | 23 | 1 |
2619 | This is so much quieter than St. Tropez | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2620 | When the rescue team comes, let’s order fried krill. | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2621 | Who knew humans would only survive a million or so" | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2622 | Think I’ll have a Blue Lagoon on the other side of the island | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2623 | Before long we'll be able to do this without leaving home. | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2624 | You can only swim so wild and swim so free for so long before you need a break. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2625 | Eeee eee eee eeee eeeeee” | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2626 | Being beached together brings us closer than ever. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2627 | Oh yea .. I'm like,sooo sorry that ole Capt. Ahab got Covid! | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2628 | I could just lay here for the rest of my life! | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
2629 | No, Sweetie, we need to remain off the grid for a while. That guy Ishmael won't stop shooting his mouth off. | 1.2524 | 0.04189 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 1 |
2630 | MAGA, MAGA, MAGA! | 1.2524 | 0.05808 | 103 | 85 | 10 | 8 |
2631 | What a breach! | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
2632 | I told you our therapist was right about exposing the other side of being a beached whale. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2633 | I luv New York. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
2634 | I'm so happy we discovered we could breathe on land! | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2635 | We’re down with global warming | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2636 | If only we could vote in November! | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2637 | ...so I told him it was caviar and he bought it. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2638 | Just don't fall asleep or they'll blow you up. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2639 | Climate change DOES have its up side. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2640 | It’s a great summer, pal!!! | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2641 | FINALLY THE TWO LEGGED ANIMALS HAVE GONE, ARE EXTINCT! | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2642 | Thank God the Beaches belong to us again. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2643 | Aaah. This is the life. Take a flying leap, Ahab! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2644 | Thank God. It's not a seafood menu. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2645 | Don't believe what they say about Great Whites, our blubber is a natural sunscreen. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2646 | Life & death is a beach! | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
2647 | This is the good life.Beached whales are a bunch of losers! | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2648 | I believe I was George Hamilton in my previous life | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2649 | This may be my first stranding, but it won't be my last. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2650 | It's true what they say: Life's a beached! | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2651 | Next up-Legs! And a convertible! | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2652 | Wait to evolve. No way! | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2653 | 'bout time to order ten thousand more of those. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2654 | So glad we listened to The HUMP. Backs | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2655 | Those poor saps back at the office wouldn’t know what to do with themselves out here! | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2656 | It looks like in another couple of years we can do 5th Avenue. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2657 | So this is how the other half live. Nice! | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2658 | I hope that they don't try to push us bach into the ocean before we get a good tan. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2659 | I hope we see some people. How exciting would that be! | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2660 | Vacation is so nice. That last week in the office I was absolutely floundering. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 0 |
2661 | I can't understand what all those warnings about "beaches" were all about? | 1.2500 | 0.04642 | 88 | 66 | 22 | 0 |
2662 | Being beached seems pretty sweet to me! | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2663 | Oh boy! It is my nutrition prepackaged meal. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2664 | I know I should hate Bezos, but man it's nice to get free shipping on the extra-waterproof sunscreen. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2665 | Survival of the biggest | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2666 | Isn't survival of the fittest great? | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2667 | Might as well relax while waiting for the next mass extinction event | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 76 | 57 | 19 | 0 |
2668 | If you drink too many of those babe they'll come right out your blow hole! | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2669 | I don't know why they were so surprised to see us. We love the beach too. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2670 | Hey man, have you ever noticed that these sunglasses don't cover our eyes at all? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2671 | And they're always trying to push us back in!!!! | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2672 | Wasted away again in Margaritawhale! | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2673 | What do you think Ron and those other schmucks in the pod are doing right now? | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2674 | It's a great story about great-grandfather Moby. Leo Lane Petaluma | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2675 | Hot Fun in the Summertime: Beluga Beach Memories | 1.2500 | 0.04734 | 132 | 106 | 19 | 7 |
2676 | It’s just as described in Baedeker’s! | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2677 | I'm on vacation from being some man's white whale. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2678 | Next year, let's go to Antarctica so we can travel north for the winter. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2679 | A reasonable conclusion to the Hobbes Leviathan picture book, don't you think? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2680 | Let’s go skinny dipping before the fish and ships. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2681 | Why can't the humans just let us enjoy the beach like they do? | 1.2500 | 0.05022 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2682 | To think we spent all those year's floundering around." | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2683 | Humans can't have it all! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2684 | What up Doc.?………. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2685 | Sez here we’re still on the endangered species list. Shall we do a ‘Go-Fund-Me’ or just another celebrity party? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2686 | I love their inclusivity, service, and that none of our kind is on the menu, but they really need a mega chaise-longue for us | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2687 | I think the literary tome about us will be a lot funnier. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2688 | How do humans do this and avoid becoming a fried dinner?" | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2689 | karma is a bitch | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2690 | Son of a beach, the map’s blank! | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2691 | Isn’t the beach just breathtaking | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2692 | Just trying to get a little color | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2693 | Those human whale watchers in their stupid boats at five hundred dollars an hour just cracks me up. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2694 | Pretending to be sharks ,sure cleared the beach for us. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
2695 | Les Fruits de la Terre look interesting. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
2696 | So I said, Nantucket, you only live once. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2697 | Beaching ourselves isn't as bad as they say. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2698 | Just play dead if you see any humans. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2699 | ‘I love spring break from school’ | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2700 | Nothing on the menu today... | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
2701 | Might as well enjoy going extinct with the new endless summer. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2702 | We deserve this, Earl. Don't let those show-off dolphins tell you otherwise | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2703 | Man, I'm having an us of a time. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2704 | It's hard to get a really good tan under my chin when i'm swimming top side up all the time. Robert E. Mayer, Round Lake, IL rmayer1946@gmail.com | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2705 | I really needed this break from reality | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2706 | It says we're evolving | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2707 | There’s “being beached” and then there’s “beached”… a big difference. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2708 | I mean yeah, it’s a lot hotter. But on the bright side we don’t have to pretend anymore now that the humans are gone. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2709 | Iim tired of being known as the "White Whale". | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2710 | Where shall we go for dinner? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2711 | So tired of vegan. I'm happy to see seafood on the menu! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2712 | What a way to go! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2713 | I expect the girls at high tide. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2714 | Freewhaling and fancy free in the Hamptons. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2715 | You over-tipped the driver. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2716 | You can’t believe everything you see on the internet. This beached life is for me. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2717 | Now that those Dweebs from the Sea Shepherd have left, we have the whole beach to ourselves! Where's the lotion? | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2718 | Ahhhh… Kill me now, Roger. Oops hope I didn’t say that out loud, or in Japanese. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2719 | Heh, do you think that they have fish on the menu? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2720 | Beached smeached, I love an island vacation! | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2721 | Remember -- don't tell Mom we got beached! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2722 | I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2723 | We really cleaned up that buffet table, didn't we? | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2724 | Did you remember to invite the Basking Sharks? | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2725 | A few more weeks of this and even old Ahab wouldn't know me. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2726 | Better finish that drink quick or they're likely not to go berserk thinking we've been beached. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2727 | Global Warming is Great! | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2728 | Belugarrific dude! | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2729 | I know I can't read, but this newspaper is definitely blank. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2730 | Land parties... so awesome! | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2731 | Enjoy it before some good Samaritan rolls us back in. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2732 | That damn Captain Nemo will never find me now. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2733 | Who would ever believe the Jersey Shore could be this nice? | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2734 | What were you so afraid of, getting beached is great! | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 |