Contest #811


Cartoon

811

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “A few more years, and all this will be ours.”
  2. “The key is to stay hydrated.”
  3. “And you wanted to go to the mountains.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-07-24T18:58:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-08-07T18:59:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-08-01T18:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 8, 2022
Number of captions 4655
Number of responses 635882
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I told the aquarium we''ll be working remotely from now on. 1.8455 0.01388 3444 1450 1076 918
1 Hey, nobody goes hunting for the Great Tan Whale. 1.8316 0.02588 944 390 321 232
2 Of course I turned off echolocation. I'm on vacation! 1.8055 0.01622 2365 1010 805 550
3 If Greenpeace shows up, act distressed. 1.7681 0.01304 3376 1451 1257 668
4 Everything I drink turns to blubber. 1.7666 0.01305 3831 1801 1123 906
5 That had better be a paper straw. 1.7661 0.01265 3655 1596 1318 741
6 I love those fake shark fins. They clear the beach every time. 1.7541 0.02069 1338 588 491 259
7 So when the humans come, just start flopping around like you're in trouble. It's hysterical. 1.7528 0.01758 1946 885 657 404
8 How come when they do this, it's a vacation, but when we do it, it's a tragedy? 1.7516 0.02741 801 365 270 166
9 Remind me to thank the sharks for clearing the beaches. 1.7474 0.02251 1176 536 401 239
10 What's got into you? You're drinking like a fish. 1.7442 0.02014 1478 679 496 302
11 We're not beached whales, we're beach whales, baby! 1.7431 0.02561 864 384 318 162
12 Finally a beach where nobody is trying to drag us back into the ocean. 1.7371 0.01923 1567 714 551 302
13 Remember, when they carry us back to the water, pretend to be grateful. 1.7346 0.02080 1345 616 468 260
14 They say 'beached whale' like it's a bad thing. 1.7308 0.01653 2169 1013 727 429
15 I'm thinking the Bucket o' Krill for starters. 1.7253 0.01895 1602 740 560 301
16 We live so close to the beach; we really should use it more. 1.7196 0.02199 1177 546 414 216
17 We just need to be in the water before the next whale watch boat cruises by 1.7185 0.01796 1705 776 633 296
18 Enjoy it while it lasts, pretty soon they'll be here and push us back in. 1.7093 0.02025 1338 617 491 229
19 Yes I’ve heard the random noises humans sometimes make towards each other but there’s no actual scientific evidence and intelligent communication between them exists. 1.7092 0.02317 1152 572 343 237
20 I can't believe we finally found a spot that isn't covered in beached humans. 1.7076 0.02122 1303 628 428 247
21 I love nude beaches. 1.7044 0.02161 1211 574 421 216
22 Let's not migrate but say we did. 1.7021 0.02412 923 426 346 151
23 "Call me Fishmael." "You're drunk." 1.7009 0.01932 1625 808 495 322
24 They keep saying beached whale like it’s a bad thing! 1.6948 0.02970 639 307 220 112
25 There's a human show at 4 where they are trained to feed us. 1.6945 0.01769 1843 901 605 336
26 I'll be ready for the humans to come push me back into the water in about two more cocktails. 1.6870 0.02194 1131 540 405 186
27 They were really onto something. We should’ve done this 385 million years ago. 1.6865 0.02284 1040 496 374 170
28 Ditch the drink. The whale watchers are in sight. 1.6745 0.01655 2298 1219 608 471
29 And they say beached whales like its a bad thing.... 1.6737 0.01863 1554 755 551 248
30 I forget the second part - life's a beach and then what? 1.6714 0.02265 1053 514 371 168
31 I gotta say, this guy Melville's come up with a great beach read. 1.6693 0.01869 1636 827 522 285
32 Let's get it straight! We're beach whales, not beached whales. 1.6679 0.01711 1825 884 648 283
33 The Beaches of My Orca 1.6669 0.01922 1627 850 469 308
34 Great. Now you could be charged with migrating under the influence. 1.6644 0.01763 1913 997 561 355
35 I am going to enjoy this climate change thing if it kills me. 1.6612 0.02245 1092 548 366 178
36 Don't take any pictures - I called in beached 1.6605 0.01956 1502 773 466 263
37 Nice having the beach to ourselves while the humans are on that whale watching adventure. 1.6586 0.01825 1658 837 550 271
38 You were right, Sally. A beach holiday, a little time away from all the swimming, swimming, swimming... 1.6520 0.02020 1273 629 458 186
39 If those 'Save the Whales' idiots don't spoil our vacation again, we can go to the casino later. 1.6515 0.02114 1277 664 394 219
40 I slipped the cabana boy a fin. 1.6462 0.02184 1286 702 337 247
41 If Darwin could see us now." 1.6462 0.01952 1430 732 472 226
42 I hate it when I get sand in my blowhole. 1.6460 0.02300 1017 517 343 157
43 How long do you think we can keep the real reason for our annual migration a secret? 1.6454 0.02256 1035 521 360 154
44 Finish up the drink, we have to be back out by the tour boats at 3pm. 1.6380 0.02123 1312 711 365 235
45 Tonight's Special, 'Pirate's Other Leg'. 1.6368 0.02283 1137 618 314 205
46 Okay, I'll admit it; Great White privilege exists. 1.6347 0.02157 1210 642 368 200
47 Wait, is the tide going OUT? 1.6333 0.02288 1009 519 341 149
48 Don't you love the way they drop their stuff and run whenever we show up? 1.6326 0.02255 1195 663 308 224
49 This is great. But I keep getting sand in my blow hole. 1.6322 0.02156 1082 544 392 146
50 And you wanted to go to the mountains. 1.6311 0.02225 1049 537 362 150
51 We only have 20 minutes remaining before the whale watching boat comes again. 1.6307 0.02226 1113 588 348 177
52 The guide said we'll get a full refund if we don't spot any humans. 1.6303 0.02221 1044 533 364 147
53 Ahab’s not even gonna recognize me. 1.6275 0.02327 996 522 321 152
54 Remind me again why we go to the Arctic every year? 1.6243 0.02304 1038 554 320 164
55 We just set a record as the largest land mammals." 1.6224 0.02309 948 486 334 128
56 If we order the krill we won't have to go looking for it. 1.6209 0.02455 844 435 294 115
57 Text Ahab. This will drive him crazy. 1.6208 0.02472 1031 594 234 203
58 Drink up! We've got to be at the whale watch in an hour. 1.6143 0.02283 949 488 339 122
59 We should call Ishmael. 1.6120 0.02551 897 503 239 155
60 The other beach was a zoo. 1.6119 0.02639 773 416 241 116
61 Feels good to get out. I hear this used to be Miami. 1.6112 0.02533 872 478 252 139
62 The shark trick clears the beach every time. 1.6107 0.02267 912 460 346 105
63 The key is to stay hydrated. 1.6104 0.02372 906 476 307 123
64 No, honey, you do NOT look like a beached whale. 1.6102 0.02402 921 494 292 135
65 They call us beached whales like it’s a bad thing. 1.6094 0.02285 960 501 333 126
66 And they always make “beached whale” sound so negative 1.6092 0.02438 916 498 278 140
67 I hope those people don’t come and drag us back into the water again! 1.6082 0.02473 883 479 271 133
68 I got the full Brazilian and now I’m barnacle free. 1.6078 0.02636 849 482 218 149
69 A few more years, and all this will be ours. 1.6073 0.02479 876 475 270 131
70 According to the itinerary, swimming with the humans starts at 11:00. 1.6057 0.02590 842 469 236 137
71 How's the krill & tonic? 1.6054 0.02381 816 413 312 91
72 Just think, twenty years ago we wouldn't have been able to vacation in Missouri. 1.6049 0.02569 901 515 225 160
73 Don't drink too much, you still have to swim home. 1.6041 0.02490 874 478 264 132
74 I hope we've got a couple hours before the do-gooders come and drag us back in the water. 1.6039 0.02517 876 485 253 138
75 Want to go in and grab some lunch? 1.6026 0.02704 765 425 217 122
76 Hey Moby... You're a Dick, ha ha 1.6010 0.02780 767 441 191 135
77 This so much nicer now that humans are extinct. 1.5992 0.02739 786 452 197 137
78 They won’t be calling us white whales after today. 1.5988 0.02531 850 470 251 129
79 A few degrees warmer and this will all be ours. 1.5987 0.02434 785 403 294 88
80 Who’s laughing now, Ahab?” 1.5980 0.02645 806 454 222 130
81 God bless shark week. 1.5980 0.02396 781 395 305 81
82 I just hope those idiots don’t show up and try to push us back in again. 1.5971 0.02536 829 455 253 121
83 Studies suggest humans are one of the most intelligent mammals, but I have my doubts. 1.5957 0.02662 705 376 238 91
84 If that marine biologist shows up, just play dead. 1.5949 0.02770 711 396 207 108
85 Drink it slowly, you don’t want to spout off again. 1.5941 0.02732 707 388 218 101
86 It was nice of the sharks to clear the beach for us. 1.5930 0.02479 710 356 282 69
87 This beached whale doesn’t need saving, you know what I mean? 1.5926 0.02740 653 346 225 81
88 And people say 'beached' like it's a bad thing." 1.5924 0.02447 763 392 288 82
89 Enjoy it while you can. Some do-gooder will be by any minute to try to push you back in. 1.5887 0.02529 693 356 253 74
90 I could die right here. 1.5857 0.03677 420 242 110 68
91 If I knew this is what they meant by 'beached whale', I would have done this years ago. 1.5848 0.02811 643 352 206 85
92 Boy, Martha, life gets so much better once you're on the endangered list. 1.5812 0.02632 671 355 242 74
93 Beaching is so much more relaxing since humans went extinct. 1.5798 0.02956 652 380 166 106
94 Let’s go for a steak place. I’m sick of seafood. 1.5785 0.02551 650 332 260 58
95 I'm guessing three hours before people start trying to roll us back in. 1.5776 0.02516 689 357 266 66
96 Why does Green Peace always roll us back in? 1.5769 0.02990 553 303 181 69
97 Say what you will about coastal elites, but I could get used to this. 1.5758 0.02913 627 356 181 90
98 Shall we get the krill again? 1.5758 0.02619 627 322 243 57
99 Here's another excursion idea. Boat watching off the Oregon coast. 1.5750 0.02977 600 341 173 86
100 And humans say “beached whale” as if it’s a bad thing. 1.5729 0.02998 590 336 170 84
101 The brochure didn't lie. We ARE having a whale of a time here! 1.5726 0.02927 620 356 173 88
102 Of course, if we order lunch we'll have to wait 30 minutes before going back in. 1.5717 0.02632 579 293 241 45
103 Ya know, there's beached, and then there's beached. 1.5696 0.02922 618 353 178 87
104 We should call in seasick more often. 1.5694 0.03298 569 351 112 106
105 Ahab won't be watching for the Great Bronze Whale. 1.5678 0.02815 509 260 209 40
106 This is nicer than our usual dive. 1.5676 0.03350 562 351 103 108
107 This sure beats holding your breath all day long! 1.5670 0.04151 291 163 91 37
108 Sure beats Sea World. 1.5657 0.02989 578 329 171 78
109 So this used to be Kansas, imagine that. 1.5652 0.03110 575 339 147 89
110 Ah, not a person for miles to try to push us back in the ocean. 1.5635 0.02749 520 265 217 38
111 According to the map, this is the best place to spot pods of humans swimming 1.5624 0.03093 553 319 155 78
112 Hey Hama, I don't want to alarm you, but I may have misread the tide table. 1.5623 0.02960 562 315 178 69
113 Have you ever thought about our porpoise in life? 1.5609 0.02712 583 309 221 53
114 Thank God! The whale-watching season is over!" 1.5595 0.03078 504 280 166 58
115 What time do we need to pick up the kids at the aquarium? 1.5575 0.03162 513 295 150 68
116 As long as Ahab keeps chasing Pop we're in the clear. 1.5567 0.03222 485 277 146 62
117 It works every time, we put the fins on our back, swim around and end up with the beach to ourselves. 1.5544 0.03429 487 296 112 79
118 Wearing that fake shark fin was the best idea you ever had. 1.5541 0.03245 518 308 133 77
119 And then they just push us back in later? 1.5536 0.03107 466 255 164 47
120 How about the people watching boat tour at 3pm? 1.5528 0.03123 492 277 158 57
121 Remember to act all distressed if Greenpeace comes by. 1.5528 0.03240 492 286 140 66
122 Go easy on the Mai-Tai's we have to swim. 1.5526 0.02704 494 249 217 28
123 So much nicer now since all those pesky humans are extinct. 1.5508 0.03202 532 318 135 79
124 Don't be such a blow hole! 1.5506 0.03281 474 275 137 62
125 I must say I’m quite enjoying our evolutionary adaptation to climate change. 1.5497 0.03159 493 282 151 60
126 Let’s order another margarita and I’ll show you why they call me Moby Dick… 1.5495 0.03606 455 283 94 78
127 Hey Moby, watch me spout this mojita. 1.5493 0.03170 517 303 144 70
128 Now this is my kind of sand bar! 1.5482 0.03359 436 250 133 53
129 Let's hope no do-gooders try to roll us back into the water. 1.5481 0.03097 520 300 154 65
130 Killer whale? More like killer tan,am I right? 1.5458 0.03363 469 279 124 66
131 Our shark friends have really cleared the beaches for us! 1.5456 0.02810 471 243 199 29
132 Live it up while you can, Wilma, before some over-zealous rescue team drags us back in the ocean. 1.5445 0.03296 494 296 127 71
133 If sea levels keep rising, we’ll finally be able to catch a Broadway show. 1.5436 0.03212 493 289 140 64
134 I’ll have the fin and tonic 1.5429 0.03440 420 244 124 52
135 “ And you doubted my whole “Save The Whales” schemes would work!” 1.5427 0.02823 468 243 196 29
136 That shark disguise was genius. 1.5424 0.03398 448 264 123 60
137 No people to bother us. I really like the way those sharks cleared out the beach for us to enjoy. 1.5423 0.03520 402 234 118 50
138 They say life’s a beach then you die, but it’s so worth it. 1.5414 0.03558 399 234 114 51
139 If you're going to be beached, you might as well make the most of it. 1.5413 0.02666 484 245 216 23
140 I need a tan. I’m pale as a beluga over here. 1.5412 0.03436 449 269 117 63
141 You're right! We should have done this a 100 million years ago 1.5408 0.03559 429 260 106 63
142 *If our ancestors had done this we would have developed arms and feet by now." 1.5394 0.03353 432 250 131 51
143 Remember, you have to wait 30 minutes before you go back in... 1.5391 0.03220 473 274 141 57
144 I could evolve to get used to this. 1.5388 0.03707 425 267 87 71
145 The difference between a beached whale and a whale at the beach is really just a frame of mind. 1.5383 0.03362 444 261 127 56
146 I just love it when we get back to our mammal roots. 1.5383 0.03497 392 226 121 45
147 It's okay to pee in the sand." 1.5381 0.02918 472 254 182 36
148 I told you it’d be so much nicer with the tourist crowd extinct. 1.5377 0.02801 478 251 197 30
149 You know - this is maybe the easiest adaptation we've had to make in the last 30 million years. 1.5374 0.03350 454 269 126 59
150 Remember to act distressed when they come to push us back in. 1.5372 0.03276 443 255 138 50
151 This sounds fun! "Learn how to capsize small boats." 1.5371 0.03441 458 279 112 67
152 Remember when we used to worry about getting beached. 1.5370 0.02789 473 247 198 28
153 Great White Whale is so-o-o-o 19th Century. I choose to identify as a Leviathan of Color. 1.5369 0.03444 434 259 111 58
154 I love it when the kids go back to school. 1.5359 0.03504 418 249 114 55
155 It's hard to be killer on a day like this. 1.5358 0.03520 405 239 115 51
156 I know, two shows on Sundays is a drag but the perks are good. 1.5352 0.02720 426 212 200 14
157 If we have to go extinct, at least let me get a tan, Janet. 1.5351 0.02824 456 238 192 26
158 Let's send Al Gore a postcard 1.5332 0.03449 452 276 111 65
159 Let's live it up; we are not on the menu! 1.5329 0.02760 441 225 197 19
160 Sure beats getting harpooned huh? 1.5326 0.02823 430 221 189 20
161 When you finish your drink,let's go moon a cruise ship. 1.5297 0.03663 387 234 101 52
162 Why do you think we're the only ones naked? 1.5286 0.02900 384 195 175 14
163 I hope we get a few good hours before the humans find us and “rescue” us. 1.5285 0.03443 386 222 124 40
164 Is this what they mean by having a whale of a good time? 1.5278 0.02873 432 227 182 23
165 Navigational error, my ass! 1.5275 0.02959 400 209 171 20
166 OMG! They have yellow-skin human on the menu!! 1.5264 0.02879 435 230 181 24
167 Oooooh, I hope they have plankton today 1.5257 0.03741 369 224 96 49
168 Hiring those sharks to clear out the beach was your best idea yet. 1.5257 0.03647 409 254 95 60
169 Sunscreen, my blowhole. 1.5255 0.02873 432 228 181 23
170 Damn, they saw us. Look dead. 1.5249 0.03453 402 237 119 46
171 Now watch some do-gooder try to push us back in. 1.5219 0.03757 343 204 99 40
172 The oceans are rising so fast, in a couple of years we'll be able to do this in Omaha. 1.5217 0.03608 368 217 107 42
173 I think that last half ton of krill went straight to my flukes. 1.5215 0.03603 418 261 96 61
174 You know, Nadine, I think of us less as whales and more as maritime influencers. 1.5215 0.03642 349 204 108 37
175 What time does the krill open? 1.5202 0.03529 396 238 110 48
176 I'm looking forward to the krill and plankton buffet after we take the people watching tour. 1.5194 0.03737 387 241 88 56
177 I love blowing off steam. 1.5185 0.03626 405 252 96 57
178 Don't know why people make such a fuss over beached whales. 1.5184 0.03601 326 188 105 31
179 Ahab's never gonna recognize me with this killer tan... 1.5181 0.03762 386 243 86 57
180 I am so glad we left the kids at sea. 1.5169 0.03568 356 208 111 36
181 O.K., you've sold me. Let's start evolving legs. 1.5158 0.03868 316 188 93 35
182 The nude beach is just so relaxing! 1.5155 0.02846 386 199 175 12
183 I hope those idiots don't come and roll us back in again. 1.5152 0.03687 363 220 99 44
184 How long do you think we can "work remotely"? 1.5150 0.03926 334 206 84 44
185 Beached whales? Damn straight! 1.5143 0.03903 315 189 90 36
186 Ah, finally - the coast of Wales. 1.5143 0.03811 350 215 90 45
187 Sea, sex and sun, and our Exxon stock is going up, what could go wrong? 1.5137 0.02914 401 213 170 18
188 You see anybody, get back in the water. 1.5134 0.03618 337 196 109 32
189 ‘Let’s go whale watching at the beach,’ said no one ever. 1.5133 0.02867 376 194 171 11
190 I still can't believe the migration deal we got! 1.5131 0.03589 382 232 104 46
191 I say we go straight North and pray. 1.5114 0.02938 350 180 161 9
192 I love skipping school. 1.5110 0.03859 317 190 91 35
193 Lucky for us, we found that plastic straw in the ocean. 1.5106 0.03907 331 204 85 42
194 I know, but it makes them feel so good when they push us back in. 1.5101 0.03765 345 208 92 40
195 I don’t know why we were so worried about getting beached. 1.5100 0.03583 351 207 109 35
196 Hey—here’s a place where we can swim with humans. What do you think? 1.5099 0.03855 355 222 83 49
197 Sure beats chasing krill in the Marianas Trench, am I right Ed? 1.5093 0.03713 322 189 102 31
198 The Real Whales of Staten Island 1.5087 0.03779 346 212 92 42
199 I don't know why we always went to the mountains. 1.5073 0.03892 343 215 82 46
200 Party’s over. Here comes Greenpeace to the rescue. 1.5071 0.03569 353 209 109 35
201 When the rescue team arrives, lose the drink and act helpless. 1.5061 0.04000 326 205 77 44
202 Remind me to thank that shark for clearing the beach. 1.5055 0.03802 364 230 84 50
203 Great WHITE whale?! Those Pequod jerks won't know what hit 'em. 1.5054 0.03005 368 197 156 15
204 I love that you appreciate the freedom of a nude beach as much as I do . 1.5053 0.03632 376 231 98 46
205 The summer shark shows certainly free-up beach space. 1.5053 0.03545 380 231 106 43
206 So when they come with the bill we just play dead, right? 1.5048 0.04096 311 196 73 42
207 I just wish we'd realized sooner that we're mammals." 1.5043 0.03799 349 217 88 44
208 Unfortunately, this menu is heavy on seafood. 1.5043 0.02961 351 184 157 10
209 Is it just me or are those entries in the Cartoon Caption Contest really just not that funny? 1.5032 0.04356 314 210 50 54
210 Why didn't we beach years ago? 1.5016 0.03834 317 192 91 34
211 Isn’t this great? No pod politics for a whole week. 1.5016 0.03974 321 201 79 41
212 No one ever talks about the upside of global warming. 1.5000 0.03716 312 184 100 28
213 Ah winter! No one around to 'rescue' you... 1.5000 0.04087 264 157 82 25
214 Soon they'll all be gone and we can have this place to ourselves! 1.5000 0.03773 318 191 95 32
215 I hope no one finds us and drags us back into the water. 1.5000 0.03808 314 186 92 29
216 I’m just gonna bask a couple more minutes before the do-gooders shove us back in. 1.5000 0.03904 334 210 81 43
217 We’re not beached, we’re beaching. 1.5000 0.03822 300 178 94 28
218 Wake me up when I look like an Orca. 1.5000 0.04061 296 183 78 35
219 I'm stuck. Can you turn me over? 1.4985 0.03625 333 198 104 31
220 You drink like a fish. 1.4984 0.04310 305 201 56 48
221 Watch out for the do-gooders who’ll try to “save” us. 1.4968 0.03977 310 193 80 37
222 Netflix and krill 1.4963 0.04101 272 165 79 28
223 I'm having a human of a time - how about you? 1.4955 0.03907 331 209 80 42
224 As long as they're watching, lets give them something to see. 1.4952 0.03807 311 187 92 31
225 You know what would be nice right now? Caviar. 1.4951 0.04052 305 192 75 38
226 Let's hope those Green Peace folks don't shove us back in again. 1.4948 0.04113 291 182 74 35
227 Even if I could, I wouldn't move from this spot. 1.4932 0.04383 294 195 53 46
228 Thank God for a secluded stretch of beach without all the crowds of emotional humans trying to push us back into the water. 1.4922 0.03999 321 205 74 42
229 Chinese is fine, I'm tired of seafood. 1.4916 0.04140 299 191 69 39
230 I think we’d better get back in, the next whale watching boat comes in 5 minutes. 1.4915 0.03897 295 179 87 29
231 Whoever came up with Shark Week was a genius! 1.4908 0.04011 271 165 70 27
232 When you think about it humans becoming extinct wasn’t all that bad. 1.4899 0.04226 296 192 63 41
233 Love this place! No tan lines and no creeps! 1.4895 0.05102 190 120 47 23
234 For tonight I’m thinking Netflix and krill… 1.4894 0.04128 284 178 73 33
235 Make the most of it before they shove us back in. 1.4889 0.03607 315 186 103 25
236 I’m starvin’, I think I’ll get the fisherman’s platter.” Kevin Collins Cleveland, Ohio 1.4882 0.04106 297 189 71 37
237 Now this is what I call getting beached! 1.4881 0.05272 168 104 46 18
238 Enjoy it while you can before those busybodies come and push us back into the water. 1.4879 0.03925 289 176 85 28
239 ”So if anyone tries to rescue us, just try to look all bloated and smell 1.4875 0.04161 281 177 71 33
240 Another summer and I still don’t have my bikini body. 1.4872 0.03905 312 195 82 35
241 If not for the incredible difficulty breathing, a guy could get used to this. 1.4868 0.05011 189 118 49 21
242 Technically, I always have a whale of a time, but with you, here, today, I mean it. 1.4858 0.04119 282 177 73 32
243 Finally a day at the beach without those infernal rescue people. 1.4854 0.04176 274 172 71 31
244 No, we're not being selfish. We're being mammals. 1.4854 0.04176 274 171 69 31
245 Sun, martinis, and the People Watch boat comes by at 2! 1.4853 0.04166 272 170 72 30
246 See, just like I told you. Invite the sharks over and now we have the beach to ourselves. 1.4843 0.04036 287 179 77 31
247 It’s so nice to find a quiet spot where nobody is trying to roll us off of the beach. 1.4843 0.04096 287 181 73 33
248 And this afternoon I booked time to swim with the humans. 1.4841 0.04090 314 205 66 43
249 Wait. Does blubber burn? 1.4840 0.04191 281 179 68 34
250 I’ll start with the krill special and a saltwater straight up. 1.4837 0.03879 306 190 84 32
251 and you know that part about us going north ... I don't think so 1.4835 0.04187 273 172 70 31
252 and to think this used to be a bunch of ugly high-rises! 1.4830 0.04412 265 172 58 35
253 I'm so glad we decided to migrate in the off-season months and avoid the crowds. 1.4814 0.04098 295 189 70 36
254 Next time they try to push us back into the ocean, you distract them by asking for another Mai Tai, and I'll blind them with my tanning mirror. 1.4808 0.04241 287 187 62 38
255 Why whales beach themselves. 1.4807 0.04116 285 181 71 33
256 Protected species baby!! 1.4806 0.04366 258 165 62 31
257 So I’m like “We’re Beach Whales, not beached whales…”, and they’re like, gone! 1.4802 0.04225 252 156 71 25
258 “You know, I could get used to global warming.” 1.4795 0.04043 292 185 74 33
259 When will they figure out we are beach whales not beached whales? 1.4795 0.03925 292 181 82 29
260 That crazy one-legged captain will never find us here! 1.4794 0.04256 267 170 65 30
261 Ishmael, Shmishmael -- he'll never find us here. 1.4789 0.04294 261 171 57 33
262 You're right Willy. I feel so free 1.4777 0.04248 247 153 70 24
263 Isn’t this nice, without all those beached humans? 1.4773 0.04224 264 167 68 29
264 This is the first time that I don't mind being washed up. 1.4749 0.04031 259 157 79 22
265 Should we order some calamari? 1.4746 0.03821 276 166 89 21
266 The papers say “beached whale” like it’s a bad thing. 1.4743 0.04099 272 171 73 28
267 Hopefully the cabana boy doesn’t try to stick an umbrella in my blowhole again. 1.4741 0.04236 251 157 69 25
268 If this is evolution, I'm loving it. 1.4735 0.03904 264 159 85 20
269 I want to thank the genius that invented working remotely. 1.4733 0.04281 262 168 64 30
270 Well, now I feel guilty about eating the travel agent. 1.4722 0.04334 252 161 63 28
271 Life with porpoise. 1.4719 0.04188 267 170 68 29
272 What luck, honey! Krill is the Catch of the Day. 1.4718 0.04117 248 152 75 21
273 We're going to look like beached whales after this vacation. 1.4715 0.04180 246 152 72 22
274 I gotta admit. Those fake dorsal fins were genius. 1.4715 0.04234 263 168 66 29
275 I needed this. I've been drowning at work. 1.4714 0.04107 280 179 70 31
276 I don't think I could move if I wanted to. 1.4704 0.04173 253 158 71 24
277 Now THIS is how to beach! 1.4699 0.04130 266 168 71 27
278 Yesterday’s paper mentions spotting us in the bay. Whatda you think they’ll say tomorrow? 1.4691 0.04296 243 153 66 24
279 Let’s enjoy this until the do-gooders come to push us back in the water. 1.4691 0.04216 243 151 70 22
280 Would it be gauche to visit SeaWorld while we're here? 1.4684 0.04574 237 155 53 29
281 We must remember to thank the sharks for clearing the beach for us. 1.4680 0.04395 250 162 59 29
282 The royalties from that documentary were totally worth it. 1.4679 0.04277 265 172 62 31
283 I'm going to turn my belly lobster red. Then I'm gonna beach myself over by all those tall buildings and scare a bunch of environmentalists. 1.4679 0.04243 265 170 64 30
284 I think we'll be migrating here from now on. 1.4677 0.04401 263 174 55 34
285 I 'm betting Ahab won't be looking for the Great Tan Whale. 1.4675 0.04663 231 152 50 29
286 That Ahab will never recognize me now. 1.4674 0.04053 276 175 73 28
287 I just love these nude beaches. 1.4672 0.04139 259 163 71 25
288 This place is great! Did you see the plankton bar? 1.4671 0.03544 319 194 101 24
289 And they genuinely have no idea why we beach ourselves. 1.4669 0.03893 272 166 80 19
290 I don’t know why we ever left. 1.4667 0.04499 225 143 59 23
291 When they say whales go south for the winter, they have no idea! 1.4662 0.03990 266 165 78 23
292 Is it my imagination, or did the tropics used to be 10 days swimming farther south? 1.4661 0.04346 236 149 64 23
293 If you see a human, play dead. 1.4661 0.04467 221 139 61 21
294 Pat and Vanna were so nice to me on "WHALE-OF-FORTUNE" 1.4659 0.04623 249 167 46 35
295 Next year let's bring the whole pod! 1.4652 0.04019 273 172 75 26
296 And they wonder why we keep beaching ourselves. 1.4648 0.04246 256 164 65 27
297 There’s a seafood place up the coast called Seal Island. 1.4647 0.04360 241 154 62 25
298 When we get back, we’re going to have to lose this blubber. 1.4637 0.04231 248 157 67 24
299 Ya gotta love these nude beaches. 1.4622 0.04399 238 153 60 25
300 They mean well, but I keep being rescued before I get color on my dorsal side. 1.4619 0.04175 236 146 71 19
301 Self-care makes me a better parent to my kids and a better foe to maniacal ship captains. 1.4618 0.04369 249 162 59 28
302 Ahhhh, human extinction has its bright side, hasn't it? 1.4612 0.04384 245 159 59 27
303 Thank goodness for those Seaworld pensions. 1.4606 0.04195 254 162 67 25
304 I say forget seasonal migration… let’the humping start right here. 1.4605 0.04706 228 152 47 29
305 Ahhh, I’m picking up good migrations 1.4605 0.04582 228 149 53 26
306 I've been dying to hit the beach this summer. 1.4602 0.04393 226 142 62 21
307 I don't know why everyone said that being a beached whale was a bad thing, this is great! 1.4598 0.04078 261 165 72 24
308 80 gallons of sunscreen aint cheap but it's worth it. 1.4596 0.04272 235 148 66 21
309 Look at us land blubbers! 1.4596 0.04186 235 146 70 19
310 Finally! A nude beach where we can feel comfortable with our bodies! 1.4596 0.04127 272 176 67 29
311 Got any Ahab jokes? 1.4593 0.04497 209 131 60 18
312 Remember, if a human finds us, play dead. 1.4592 0.04549 233 153 53 27
313 The pod will be so jealous when we come back off-white. 1.4585 0.04713 205 132 52 21
314 If this is global warming, I'm all in. 1.4576 0.04130 236 146 72 18
315 White whale? I don't think so! 1.4570 0.04133 256 163 69 24
316 Break out the blender! The polar bears texted to say they're up for volleyball and daiquiris! 1.4568 0.04523 243 162 51 30
317 Don't worry. I charged it all on my PETA card. 1.4560 0.04280 250 161 62 26
318 This is the life...or death, whatever. 1.4554 0.04435 213 134 61 18
319 Would you split an order of Krill with me? 1.4549 0.04238 244 155 65 23
320 This dream vacation would be complete if we swam with humans 1.4545 0.04503 198 123 60 15
321 He said "beached whale" like it's a bad thing. 1.4545 0.04363 242 155 51 25
322 I'm just drunk enough to try & put this lampshade on. 1.4542 0.04369 240 156 59 25
323 Let's enjoy it before those idiots push us back." 1.4538 0.04123 260 168 56 28
324 This might be our last chance before the ice cap melts. 1.4538 0.04291 249 162 61 26
325 Survival is all about adaptation. 1.4537 0.04660 205 132 53 20
326 Blow hole some of that drink over my way! 1.4534 0.04257 236 149 65 21
327 Aaahh... Aren't you glad we didn't bring the kids. 1.4533 0.04518 214 137 57 20
328 I'm an ocean half-full kind of guy 1.4531 0.04022 245 152 75 18
329 Beached? Please. 1.4525 0.04461 221 142 58 21
330 What's funny is those marine biologists can't figure out our mating rituals. 1.4509 0.04013 224 144 55 20
331 I love it when we’re baffling marine biologists. 1.4505 0.04581 222 146 52 24
332 In a few days I'll be nobody's white whale. 1.4504 0.04261 242 156 63 23
333 They say a tan takes off 400 pounds… 1.4500 0.04600 240 163 46 31
334 How’s your krill daiquiri, little mama? 1.4496 0.04180 258 165 61 25
335 When they weren't Zooming with plankton, Wally and Wilhelmina made the most out of working remotely. 1.4492 0.04311 256 170 57 29
336 Evolve or perish. That’s what they say and I’m glad we listened. 1.4490 0.04183 245 157 66 22
337 They asked if we'd be coming back. I said, don't hold your breath. 1.4488 0.04759 205 135 48 22
338 How long do you think it will take for CNN to get here? 1.4480 0.04365 221 141 61 19
339 Ha! according to this, human beings actually existed. 1.4480 0.04595 221 146 51 24
340 I feel like we're really evolving. 1.4475 0.04393 219 140 60 19
341 "These eyeglasses are useless." 1.4474 0.04921 190 125 45 20
342 That shark fin gag was brilliant! 1.4474 0.05088 190 128 39 23
343 I think I could get used to climate change. 1.4472 0.04210 246 159 64 23
344 Hey, check this, Wanda - a people-watching tour. 1.4471 0.04866 170 107 50 13
345 The tide goes out in an hour, and that's your third drink. Don't get beachfaced. 1.4470 0.04348 264 179 52 33
346 Once I get this tan, Ahab will never recognize me. 1.4469 0.04387 226 146 59 21
347 Drink up.....it won't be long before we're "rescued". 1.4466 0.04431 206 130 60 16
348 Who needs migration? 1.4461 0.04461 204 129 59 16
349 Finally, a spot where nobody tries to drag us back into the water! 1.4459 0.04447 231 152 55 24
350 And have you tried the plankton? It’s fantastic! 1.4455 0.04706 202 132 50 20
351 I like evolution. 1.4455 0.04510 211 136 56 19
352 Sure beats Alaska. 1.4454 0.04389 229 149 58 22
353 Hee hee, I told the kids we were at the North Pole 1.4453 0.04165 256 167 64 25
354 Here's to no do-gooders trying to drag us back in. 1.4450 0.04548 218 142 53 22
355 Good news! Humans are going extinct faster than we thought. 1.4449 0.04236 227 144 65 18
356 This is why we migrate. 1.4449 0.04600 245 169 43 33
357 Let’s hope no do-gooders try to drag us back into the water. 1.4444 0.04788 225 154 40 30
358 Don't you just love this dry heat. 1.4439 0.04289 223 142 63 18
359 Hope you can finish that margarita before those pesky marine biologists drag us back into the ocean again. 1.4434 0.04688 212 141 48 23
360 i like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain...you? 1.4430 0.04488 228 147 51 24
361 It's important to get away from the pod every once in a while. 1.4429 0.04422 210 134 59 17
362 I just want to lose this fish-belly white for the summer. 1.4426 0.04090 235 148 70 17
363 According to the map this used to be Newfoundland. 1.4422 0.04536 199 127 54 16
364 A couple hours day like this and the barnacles just disappear! 1.4421 0.04918 190 126 44 20
365 Should I bleach my blowhole? 1.4419 0.04639 215 143 49 23
366 And they say we're washed up. 1.4417 0.04241 240 156 62 22
367 What's the point of going to Florida when climate change has brought Florida to us? 1.4412 0.04617 204 133 52 19
368 Are you reading Moby Dick again? 1.4409 0.04304 220 142 53 19
369 Nice weather for the end of the world. 1.4409 0.04469 220 144 55 21
370 Life's been great since they caught your ex in that tuna net. 1.4409 0.04995 186 124 42 20
371 We might have had one too many - what time does the tide go out? 1.4404 0.04637 218 146 48 24
372 Don’t you just love Shark Week? 1.4397 0.04169 232 148 66 18
373 Do you want dive-in or take-out? 1.4389 0.05116 180 121 39 20
374 Tell the folks back home- Willy is free at last! 1.4375 0.04765 192 126 48 18
375 Yes! We finally inherited the earth. 1.4372 0.04089 231 146 69 16
376 Who knew being beached would be such fun? 1.4365 0.04362 197 120 55 14
377 I told him not to worry, we're beach whales, not beached whales. 1.4365 0.04971 181 120 43 18
378 And people say 'beached whale' like it's a bad thing. 1.4365 0.04846 181 118 47 16
379 Whaddya say we catch the human watching tour later? 1.4361 0.04499 227 152 51 24
380 The tabloids will say we're washed up 1.4360 0.04652 211 141 48 22
381 I never hold it in—just pee in the sand. 1.4348 0.05344 161 108 36 17
382 This what I call 'beached'. 1.4346 0.04358 214 138 59 17
383 Beached is a state of mind 1.4335 0.05003 173 114 43 16
384 I better get my front or people will think I’m an Orca 1.4335 0.04885 203 138 40 24
385 Oh look honey, that cloud looks just like you! 1.4333 0.04799 180 117 48 15
386 I sure do love Iceland after everyone moved north. 1.4332 0.04733 187 119 49 16
387 Babe, I don't know why anybody goes to Antarctica this time of year. 1.4330 0.04838 194 130 44 20
388 Remember when there were humans? 1.4330 0.04726 194 128 48 18
389 Funny, I don't feel like a cliche' 1.4326 0.04966 178 118 43 17
390 This'll go over big-time on our podcast! 1.4324 0.05009 185 125 39 20
391 They'll be gone soon, but give 'em credit for leaving us a sauna." 1.4318 0.04463 220 146 53 21
392 If anybody shows up, remember we gotta play dead. 1.4318 0.04670 176 112 52 12
393 I'd say we were having a "whale of a time" but that's SO human. 1.4317 0.04341 227 150 53 22
394 You know this could all disappear after the next election. 1.4316 0.04854 190 127 44 19
395 They're still saying beached like it's a bad thing. 1.4316 0.04679 190 124 50 16
396 Let’s order some shrimp cocktail. 1.4315 0.04890 197 134 41 22
397 Hurry up and enjoy, here come the do-gooders to save us! 1.4313 0.04649 211 142 47 22
398 I hope no one tries to ‘save’ me today, I just wanna relax. Geez! 1.4312 0.04631 218 148 46 24
399 This can be our secret hideaway if you don't spout off. 1.4309 0.04778 181 117 48 15
400 Oh, if Ahab could see me now! 1.4309 0.04833 188 123 44 16
401 I hear the townsfolk coming. Just remember to act like you’re stuck. We’ll lead all the news tonight, I promise. 1.4306 0.04531 209 138 52 19
402 Truth be told I don't feel like a fish out of water. 1.4306 0.04616 216 143 46 22
403 I could get used to evolution! 1.4293 0.04655 198 131 49 18
404 This is nice! What say we just skip the migration this year? 1.4292 0.04147 212 137 51 17
405 Retiring from Sea World was the best decision we ever made. 1.4292 0.04285 219 142 60 17
406 You’re right, they’re not as judgmental on the nudity allowed side of the beach 1.4292 0.04233 240 158 59 22
407 They also serve a krill martini and an iced krill latte. 1.4286 0.04599 217 147 47 23
408 They’re right—life’s a beach! 1.4273 0.04178 227 147 63 17
409 Seafood sounds good. 1.4272 0.04565 213 143 49 21
410 If global warming keeps humans off the beach? Well, I'm for it! 1.4272 0.04364 206 133 58 15
411 Anthropomorphism gives us porpoise. 1.4271 0.04699 192 127 48 17
412 We should beach ourselves more often. 1.4262 0.04609 183 118 52 13
413 I never dreamed that Nebraska’s Pacific coastline would be this beautiful. 1.4260 0.05417 169 118 30 21
414 Climate change has certainly got rid of the people on the beach 1.4259 0.04471 216 144 52 20
415 This vacation was just what I needed to get my humpback. 1.4258 0.04372 209 136 57 15
416 I’m ordering 1,000 pounds of krill for lunch. What do you want? 1.4257 0.04796 202 138 42 22
417 Great White, eh? Great tan is more like it. 1.4254 0.05145 181 125 35 21
418 Now I see why the Jacobsons are always raving about Nantucket! 1.4249 0.04680 193 128 48 17
419 I live for beached season 1.4241 0.04772 191 128 45 18
420 Oh sure, but it's a dry heat. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
421 I told you pretending to be sharks would totally scare them off the beach! 1.4235 0.04571 196 127 48 14
422 Hurry and drink up before they try to push us back in! 1.4231 0.04790 208 144 40 24
423 Remember, if we see any humans, roll over and look distressed. 1.4221 0.04632 199 133 48 18
424 Whalin’ away again in Margaritaville 1.4220 0.04857 173 114 45 14
425 You know, being beached isn't really that bad. 1.4219 0.04456 192 124 55 13
426 When I'm done, I will be the Great Tan Whale 1.4216 0.04440 185 118 56 10
427 I'd rather identify as a whale of color. 1.4216 0.04881 185 125 42 18
428 You wanna split a tuna melt? 1.4214 0.05670 159 113 25 21
429 Hopefully, they won't push us back in this time. 1.4213 0.04270 216 141 59 16
430 I’d kill for some sushi right now. 1.4211 0.04846 190 129 42 19
431 Hope none of those do gooders find us before cocktail hour is over! 1.4208 0.04688 202 137 45 20
432 The real reason whales beach 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
433 Can you believe that guy? He wants us to call him "Ishmael"! 1.4202 0.04824 188 127 43 18
434 I don't know about you but I'm having a whale of a time." 1.4200 0.04668 200 135 46 19
435 Did you remember to tip the shark? 1.4198 0.04624 212 145 45 22
436 This is a good spot. Nobody has tried to push us back into the water. 1.4195 0.04585 205 138 48 19
437 Why'd we ever wait for rising sea levels? 1.4190 0.05060 179 123 37 19
438 Call me paranoid if you wish but I feel as if people are watching us all the time. 1.4187 0.04401 203 133 55 15
439 It's all good news. Just a little more climate inaction and it'll all be ocean before you know it! 1.4171 0.04596 187 123 50 14
440 I love living life on the edge. 1.4171 0.04596 187 123 50 14
441 I'm guessing you used the last of the ice for your drink 1.4171 0.04573 199 133 49 17
442 People are coming! Try to look less beachy and more beached. 1.4167 0.04690 192 129 46 17
443 Life without humans is even better than I expected. 1.4167 0.04748 192 130 44 18
444 Now that we've scraped off those tracking devices,.where should we go next? 1.4167 0.04599 204 138 47 19
445 Anything but sushi. 1.4167 0.05895 132 91 27 14
446 Now, doesn't this beat Sea World? 1.4167 0.04493 204 136 46 16
447 We should have come here millions of years ago! 1.4167 0.05159 180 124 32 20
448 I see that a few of our friends have made it on to this menu. 1.4162 0.04529 173 116 41 14
449 I think for our next vacation we should go people watching. 1.4158 0.04482 190 124 53 13
450 This is great! Nobody around to push us back in! 1.4152 0.04819 171 113 45 13
451 You know, you’re right…Uncle Moby IS kind of a sanctimonious prig. 1.4145 0.04613 193 129 48 16
452 Whale this is nice!” “Dolphinately. 1.4140 0.04870 157 102 45 10
453 I'm just about ready to get splashed with a bucket of water and pushed back in! 1.4138 0.04506 203 133 49 16
454 Did you bring peanut butter and jellyfish? 1.4135 0.04634 208 143 44 21
455 Easy on the Mojitos. We still have to deal with Ahab. 1.4134 0.04531 179 116 52 11
456 After all those hoops they make us jump through, we deserve this. 1.4134 0.04667 179 118 48 13
457 Much easier to chill with all the sharks vacationing on Long Island 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
458 Love the dinner menu! Do you think the plankton are kosher? 1.4130 0.05013 184 128 36 20
459 What's the best time to see the tourists? 1.4124 0.04703 177 117 47 13
460 As far as I can tell, we're 1000 miles off course, but I'm lovin' it! 1.4121 0.04938 165 110 42 13
461 That one-legged maniac will never recognize me after this tan. 1.4121 0.05229 165 114 34 17
462 That guy from Staten Island was delicious. 1.4121 0.05085 165 112 38 15
463 I love when you do that with your blowhole. 1.4121 0.04931 182 125 39 18
464 Enjoy it while you can. They’re going to show up and try to roll us back in. 1.4121 0.04869 182 123 41 17
465 Nah, man, I just buy it for the Melville articles. 1.4121 0.04568 199 134 48 17
466 I hope no one tries to 'rescue' us. 1.4118 0.04267 204 133 58 13
467 On the other hand, being endangered has it upsides. 1.4114 0.04942 175 119 40 16
468 People say "beached" like it's the end of the world. 1.4108 0.04495 185 125 44 14
469 You got your phone? I have a crazy hankering for calamari. 1.4103 0.05214 156 106 36 14
470 I hope we are not evolving into something weird. 1.4101 0.04682 178 118 47 13
471 I love these new swim-up sand bars 1.4101 0.04614 178 117 49 12
472 Migration? I just come for the margaritas. 1.4101 0.04816 178 120 43 15
473 You see? - New York City has it all! 1.4099 0.04943 161 107 42 12
474 We really need to get out of the water more often. 1.4099 0.04864 161 106 44 11
475 I tell you, Margaret, changing our migration pattern this year was the best idea I've ever had." 1.4098 0.04460 183 119 53 11
476 Ha! If that Ahab dude could see us now! 1.4096 0.04814 188 129 41 18
477 Being a beached whale isn't so bad after all. 1.4094 0.05217 149 100 37 12
478 Hey, remember humans? 1.4094 0.04954 171 116 40 15
479 its nice but I'm not sure we can keep this up for a million years until our tailfins turns into legs 1.4091 0.05261 154 104 34 14
480 Sure beats sucking down micro plastics, don’t it? 1.4086 0.04667 186 125 46 15
481 Relax, we still have time before the three o'clock show. 1.4083 0.05134 169 117 35 17
482 You were right: a break from all that ocean noise is just what the doctor ordered 1.4083 0.05065 169 114 37 16
483 Apparently this place was called Kansas in the old days. 1.4082 0.04781 196 136 40 20
484 'Go on, ask me what kind of a time I'm having.' 1.4080 0.04719 174 117 41 14
485 The Hamptons ARE so much better almost entirely under water 1.4080 0.04531 201 136 48 17
486 At the current rate, this’ll all be under water by the time you finish that drink. 1.4068 0.04764 177 119 44 14
487 Climate change -- bring it on! 1.4062 0.04960 160 107 41 12
488 Ahab will never find me. 1.4061 0.04931 165 111 41 13
489 Let's see them call me 'white' whale after this! 1.4056 0.04740 180 120 39 16
490 That idiot Ahab thinks I’m in the North Atlantic 1.4054 0.04926 185 129 37 19
491 Just think, in 50 years, this whole planet will be our beach. 1.4049 0.04972 163 110 40 13
492 The concierge said tuna in the lobby at seven. 1.4048 0.05152 168 117 34 17
493 A beached day really isn’t so bad… 1.4048 0.04643 168 110 48 10
494 From now on it’s gonna be the great bronze whale. 1.4048 0.05012 168 114 38 15
495 Heard any good podcasts recently? 1.4046 0.04908 173 118 40 15
496 Am I bad for wanting grilled Ahi? 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
497 I can’t decide between trying something new or my usual seafood platter. 1.4044 0.04652 183 123 46 14
498 Everything we’ve been taught about beaches has been a lie! 1.4043 0.04925 188 132 36 20
499 It's a simple to do list this week Willie. Fill the cooler, empty the cooler. 1.4043 0.04749 188 129 42 17
500 Ahh, I love it here Marge. Nobody to keep us moist, no crying or panicking thinking we’ll die, and nobody calls me Flipper. 1.4041 0.04543 193 130 48 15
501 Remember when you said you wouldn’t marry me if I was the last whale on earth? Look at us now! 1.4040 0.05330 151 104 33 14
502 White Whale, indeed. 1.4035 0.05085 171 119 35 17
503 I love these breaks before we have to go back and jump in the air for the tourist boats. 1.4033 0.04752 181 123 43 15
504 Oh look Dear, they have dolphin friendly tuna on the menu 1.4031 0.04775 196 137 39 20
505 They were such a sweet couple. Way better than krill. 1.4031 0.04608 196 134 45 17
506 If you pretend you’re stranded they’ll pamper you for weeks! 1.4029 0.04230 206 136 57 13
507 My body, my choice 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
508 Gotta love the remote option! 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
509 First time at a nudist beach, Honey? 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
510 I think you are enjoying global warming a little too much. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
511 „You know, I‘m thinking about quitting my job and moving here.“ 1.4024 0.04635 164 107 48 9
512 Ahab was so nice to recommend this spot. 1.4024 0.04794 164 109 44 11
513 We have about 20 minutes before the next people watching boat arrives” 1.4023 0.04677 174 116 46 12
514 Up yours, Ishmael. 1.4022 0.04917 179 123 38 17
515 I give thanks every day for Grandpa’s book and movie royalties. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
516 It feels wrong to be enjoying this so much. 1.4021 0.04344 194 128 54 12
517 Let's renew our endangered species travel club membership next year. 1.4013 0.05384 152 106 31 15
518 Things are great since all the humans are gone, thanks to climate change. 1.4013 0.05258 157 109 33 15
519 There is nothing like a good nude beach. 1.4012 0.05215 162 113 33 16
520 If it wasn't for Joe Manchin we would still be under the ice pack. 1.4012 0.05029 167 115 37 15
521 It’s not the heat that I enjoy. It’s the humidity. 1.4012 0.04294 167 110 42 8
522 Finally, a secluded beach where we're not always being dragged back into the water. 1.4011 0.04641 187 127 45 15
523 Enjoy yourself before they show up to “save” us. 1.4011 0.04823 187 130 39 18
524 Feel like krill for dinner? 1.4010 0.04616 202 140 43 19
525 You drink another one of those Harold, and they'll have to carry you into the sea. 1.4000 0.05226 155 107 34 14
526 If we’re going to be stranded, might as well make the most of it! 1.4000 0.04612 185 125 46 14
527 I could literally die. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
528 It looks like our beach front property investment is about to pay off. 1.4000 0.04895 155 103 42 10
529 Save us? From what? 1.4000 0.04873 160 107 42 11
530 Nah. No one’s gonna see us. It’s shark week! 1.4000 0.05029 145 96 40 9
531 Now they’re all gone, this global warming isn’t so bad. 1.4000 0.04953 160 107 40 12
532 You were right Max. Wichita, Kansas is a great vacation spot. 1.3988 0.04969 173 120 37 16
533 There is a bright side to Global Warming now all the humans are gone. 1.3988 0.05005 168 116 37 15
534 I know I’m not supposed to like the idea of rising sea levels but in this case I’ll make an exception. 1.3988 0.04567 163 106 49 8
535 Let's see him call me a white whale now. 1.3986 0.05402 148 103 31 14
536 Beached whale my ass. 1.3978 0.04957 186 132 34 20
537 The podcast was spot on about this place. I think I’m going to order the krilled-cheese sandwich! 1.3978 0.04655 186 126 44 15
538 If we keep pretending to be sharks they’ll keep Rockaway closed all summer. 1.3978 0.04331 186 122 54 10
539 I knew this little diversion would finally stop your blubbering. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
540 I know they say that dolphins are smart. But when's the last time you saw one sipping a pina colada and catching a few rays. 1.3978 0.04680 181 122 44 14
541 You drink like a mammal! 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
542 Be careful. The last time you got sand in your blowhole you wound up with crabs 1.3977 0.05165 176 126 30 20
543 I’d give this Air Beluga&Beluga 5 stars if there were more towels 1.3977 0.04635 176 118 46 12
544 Remember, if someone sees you, play dead. 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
545 When you see the cruise ship, get in the water and look wild! 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
546 Let's hope that no one will rush this beach and try to push us back in. 1.3975 0.04686 161 106 46 9
547 Let's enjoy this now before the do-gooders push us back into the water. 1.3974 0.04518 156 100 50 6
548 ‘‘Evolution’s been great but sometimes you just need some sun.’’ 1.3966 0.04451 174 114 51 9
549 Whiteness is SO yesterday! 1.3961 0.04824 154 102 43 9
550 Anybody see Jonah?? Did he go home early ? 1.3961 0.05164 154 105 35 13
551 Good idea getting those attachable shark fins. We've got the whole place to ourselves. 1.3955 0.04544 177 118 48 11
552 Why do they always drag us back into the water? 1.3953 0.04917 172 119 38 15
553 Your fake shark fin trick works every time. 1.3952 0.04649 167 111 46 10
554 Oh Tom," he said, "your skin is iridescent and your blowhole is glowing. 1.3952 0.05093 167 117 34 16
555 You're drinking like a fish. 1.3952 0.05302 167 120 28 19
556 Whale county opens first nudist beach, locals flock to shore 1.3951 0.05133 162 113 34 15
557 Can’t think of a better way to go extinct. 1.3951 0.04663 162 107 46 9
558 Who do you have to kill to get caviar around here? 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
559 Beached ain't so bad! 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 11
560 Finally, a nude beach without gawkers. 1.3947 0.04953 152 102 40 10
561 It’s so much more relaxed now that it is always one season. 1.3946 0.04784 147 96 44 7
562 Look at these prices! No wonder nobody comes here anymore! 1.3946 0.05068 147 99 38 10
563 Can you pass me the sunblock of the fisherman you had for dinner? 1.3943 0.04788 175 120 41 14
564 Life's a beach. Then you die! 1.3943 0.05119 175 125 31 19
565 Migration between Alaska and Baja, Mexico is B.S. Let’s just hang here in Cabo! 1.3941 0.04668 170 113 45 11
566 Who knew they'd die out first? The irony tastes better than your piña colada. 1.3939 0.05208 165 117 31 17
567 It’s shark week. Laying low. 1.3939 0.04991 165 114 37 14
568 Happy hour runs from low tide to disturbingly high tide. 1.3938 0.05101 160 110 35 14
569 Drink up - they will be here to push us back in any moment now.... 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
570 White whale," my ass 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
571 Get a load of your White Whale now, Ahab. 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
572 Is that the straw you pulled out of my blowhole this morning, Bernice? 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
573 Who'da thunk it! Stacationing on the Icelandic shore. 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
574 Nothing like a good beached read. 1.3924 0.05145 158 109 34 14
575 My echolocation is set to "out of office" 1.3919 0.05561 148 106 26 16
576 The joy of being a land blubber! 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
577 I'm working on my beached body. 1.3916 0.05039 166 116 35 14
578 I hate when sand gets in my blowhole. 1.3913 0.04840 161 109 41 11
579 I love not having a porpoise. 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
580 Here’s good news,Moby whacked Ahab. 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
581 I’m really enjoying evolution. 1.3910 0.04776 156 104 43 9
582 I just hope the humans don't show up to save us. 1.3910 0.05110 156 107 34 13
583 They say this used to be Jersey City. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
584 Someday this will all be ours. 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
585 White-bellied, my ****! 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
586 Is pescatarian still a thing? 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
587 We should visit Sea World while we're in town. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 40 13
588 And to think, some folks say 'beached whale' like it's a bad thing. 1.3893 0.04539 149 96 48 5
589 Yes, if I had known about the cocktails, I'd have tried this sooner too. 1.3892 0.04534 185 126 46 13
590 Remember our first date here? It went great until we got 'rescued.' 1.3892 0.04469 185 123 46 11
591 We need to do more beached vacations. 1.3889 0.04939 144 96 40 8
592 Can you flip me over? I need this to be even. 1.3882 0.05366 152 108 29 15
593 It's great celebrating our mammal side. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
594 Now *this* is what Darwin had in mind! 1.3879 0.04597 165 110 46 9
595 Nude beaches are the best. 1.3879 0.04982 165 115 36 14
596 I’m trying to blow off steam. 1.3879 0.04516 165 109 48 8
597 Cancun's so nice! Hear it's freezing back in Texas! 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
598 Life is so much better since the humans - well - you know. 1.3874 0.04616 191 133 42 16
599 Do you think it's wrong to order the Beluga Caviar? 1.3873 0.05460 142 100 29 13
600 Enjoy it while you can before someone tries to get us back in the water. 1.3873 0.04747 173 119 41 13
601 That was a good idea pretending to be a shark. 1.3871 0.05128 155 108 34 12
602 I wonder what the Belugas are doing. 1.3871 0.05209 155 108 32 14
603 What time is the next tour boat? 1.3871 0.04877 155 105 40 10
604 I'm going to have the fish for lunch. 1.3869 0.05206 137 95 26 12
605 Ya know,even though the humans wiped out their entire species because of recklessness and corporate greed,they did get one thing right: vacations! 1.3867 0.05333 150 106 30 14
606 Did that invite to the beach say we could vacay or was it decay? 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
607 Sadly, those who came before us failed to bring the appropriate accoutrements and were therefore often accused of being suicidal. 1.3867 0.05417 150 107 28 15
608 If you were supposed to wear glasses you would have had ears. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
609 I'm going to order this avocado krill...it's to die for! 1.3858 0.05814 127 89 25 12
610 Nice to get away from the plastics! 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
611 I like this evolution! What should we do next? Walk or fly? 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
612 I know we just got here, but I don't think I will ever want to go back. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
613 If the guy who gets the drinks is named Jonah, that may be a problem. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
614 I really hope Ahab sees this 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
615 I still think this Ahab character is overdone. And my Mom agrees with me! 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
616 A wrong turn has never felt so right. 1.3846 0.04673 169 114 43 11
617 Hey...Melville, kiss my ass ! 1.3846 0.05150 143 98 35 10
618 Having cocktails and peeing into the ocean simultaneously is not lady-like, Wanda! 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
619 I think I am going to order the 16-ton platter of line-caught plankton. 1.3841 0.05048 151 104 36 11
620 Summer, 2055. “We just swim up Broadway and take a left on Prince Street.” 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
621 I’m thinking sea food tonight! 1.3841 0.05048 151 104 36 11
622 It's true! We inherited the Earth. 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
623 Argh. I got sand in my blowhole. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
624 Thank goodness for swimsuit optional beaches. 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
625 Once you've finished that, you'll need to wait an hour before going back in the water. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 31 10
626 Why didn’t we ever beach ourselves before? 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
627 Enjoy it while you can. This pandemic is winding down. 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
628 I never understand why they think we're fish. 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
629 There's a people-watching tour scheduled at 1:00. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
630 Remember when beached was a bad thing? 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
631 They really want us back in the office a couple days a week, but I told them I need to keep working from home through end of summer at least. 1.3819 0.05575 144 104 25 15
632 Hard to believe this used to be an iceberg. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
633 According to the map, this used to be Las Vegas 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
634 Some people claim that man is to blame. 1.3817 0.04902 131 85 40 5
635 Its good to be a mammal. 1.3816 0.04845 152 103 40 9
636 I feel like I can finally breathe out here. 1.3813 0.04510 160 106 47 7
637 I love NY. 1.3810 0.05317 147 102 29 13
638 Well, dear, we ate so much at the resort buffet, we must look like beached whales. 1.3810 0.04836 168 117 38 13
639 Despite the negative implication, being a beached whale sure beats our gig at the aquarium! 1.3810 0.04859 147 99 40 8
640 Isn’t it great! We don’t have to go South and deal with all those pesky tourists anymore! 1.3810 0.04954 147 100 38 9
641 And there's a human-watching tour at 3:30! 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
642 All that work to get our beach bodies was worth it. 1.3804 0.04406 184 125 48 11
643 Now this is what I call anthropomorphic! 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
644 Told you we didn’t have to swim thousands of miles to warm waters. Told you warm waters would come to us! 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
645 I say we try the seafood buffet. 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
646 The seafood salad looks good! 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
647 Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh? 1.3800 0.04885 150 102 39 9
648 So this is how the beach apes relax. 1.3797 0.04632 158 106 44 8
649 Remember, when they find us, let them drag you back into the water. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
650 Now hear me out -- there are some upsides to this whole global warming thing. 1.3797 0.04803 158 108 40 10
651 I feel bad for the polar bears, but it's working out for us. 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
652 I can't wait to see what they are going to serve us for dinner. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
653 At least we have peace and porpoise. 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
654 We haven’t been to Cancun lately. 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
655 Did you remember the sunscreen? 1.3789 0.05283 161 117 27 17
656 And when the save-the-whale people come, don't act like you've enjoyed this. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
657 It's not so bad being "beached" once you get the knack of it 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
658 How Stella Got Her Humpback 1.3786 0.05116 140 95 35 8
659 We're killin' it. 1.3784 0.04927 148 101 38 9
660 We should do a pod cast of this. 1.3784 0.05287 148 104 30 13
661 Whales just want to have fun! 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
662 This beats performing at Sea World! 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
663 Wow, those 'frequent swimmer miles' are really paying off. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
664 Keep tanning. Ahab's only looking for white whales. 1.3774 0.05330 159 116 26 17
665 I think we’re evolving 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
666 It says here th It says here that humans are friendly and intelligent and will sometimes swim with dolphins. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
667 This really is breathtaking. 1.3770 0.04228 191 129 52 10
668 Yes siree, we are reeedefining “beached whale”! 1.3770 0.04481 191 133 44 14
669 maybe we'll get lucky and have a people sighting. 1.3768 0.05163 138 95 34 9
670 If you see any people -play dead! 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
671 The Porpoise Driven Life 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
672 I’m not tanning…I’m evolving. 1.3768 0.05163 138 95 34 9
673 I've never burned because someone always rescues me. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
674 It's 5 o'clock somewhere. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
675 So while Ahab is trolling the oceans for me, I'm spending two weeks at the Beach. 1.3767 0.05064 146 101 35 10
676 I used to think being beached was a bad thing! 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
677 This is nice, but it's not worth getting legs. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
678 I knew if we just waited long enough, we'd have all this to ourselves. 1.3765 0.04635 162 110 43 9
679 That piña krill-ada any good? 1.3764 0.04706 178 125 39 14
680 Remember when we pushed that human back in to save him? 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
681 Fantastic! Climate change has come and we can get out of this ice cube! Travel the world! 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
682 Man, I’m so glad we waited to evolve until humans went extinct 1.3758 0.05170 149 104 31 12
683 I bet you're the only one in your summer book club who can say she loves Moby-Dick. 1.3758 0.05257 149 105 30 13
684 We’ll be ‘influencers’ in no time! 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
685 If you see anyone coming, go into beached whale mode. 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
686 I don't know why people feel sorry for us. 1.3750 0.04753 168 117 39 12
687 I love when the Dollar's strong. Everybody else swims to Europe. 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
688 Less people and higher sea levels? I could get used to global warming 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
689 Our ancestors were right. After human extinction,paradise on earth. 1.3750 0.04834 152 103 39 9
690 If my boss calls, tell him to kiss my sunburned blowhole. 1.3750 0.05151 160 115 29 15
691 And so close to home. 1.3750 0.05013 144 99 36 9
692 I wouldn't even want to leave, honestly. Even if we could. 1.3750 0.05167 120 80 35 5
693 I hate to admit it, but I love feeling like a beached whale! 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
694 Look! Humans swimming in the water! They're so cute! 1.3743 0.04391 171 115 48 8
695 This is a whale of a trip 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
696 Who cares if we're lost? 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
697 Hopefully we’re far enough away that they’ll stop pushing us back in. 1.3741 0.04847 147 100 39 8
698 Bringing those weed gummies to the beach was genius! 1.3741 0.05563 147 108 23 16
699 The best part? After this we get to go fishing. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
700 I love flipping out with you. 1.3741 0.04926 139 94 38 7
701 Can’t beat this apocalypse. 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
702 You're getting to drunk to swim! 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
703 This whale watching startup has really paid off. 1.3732 0.05252 142 98 31 10
704 Just think, in a few years the whole world will be ours 1.3732 0.04646 142 94 43 5
705 Next time the waiter comes by again lets order some calamari. 1.3731 0.05154 134 92 33 8
706 You're right, the people watching really is better on the west coast. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
707 Ain't evolution grand honey? 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 38 12
708 I come here whenever I feel a bit washed up. 1.3723 0.04970 137 93 37 7
709 I could just die here! 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
710 Fifth shark closure this month. This is the life! 1.3722 0.04596 180 126 41 13
711 I just hope those do-gooders don't try to drag us back into the ocean. 1.3721 0.05286 129 88 31 8
712 I'd be worried about sun damage if I wasn't going to be dead in an hour. 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
713 Did I tell you they want me to do a Pod cast? 1.3719 0.05395 121 83 31 7
714 A few million more years of evolution, and we will rule this planet. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
715 I love it when people help me back into the water. 1.3716 0.05008 148 102 35 10
716 It's nice to blow off some steam. 1.3713 0.04766 167 117 38 12
717 Don't you hate it when they skimp on the drinks? 1.3709 0.04756 151 104 32 11
718 Don't you hate it when you get sand in your blowhole? 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
719 That whole ‘beached whale’ thing is just a matter of perspective.” 1.3706 0.04829 143 97 39 7
720 I wish you’d stop drinking those stupid cocktails and help me figure out where we are! 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
721 This is one beached whale who does NOT want rescuing. 1.3704 0.04624 162 111 42 9
722 I love September! 1.3704 0.04366 135 93 33 6
723 Let's enjoy this while we can. Because, it's only a matter of time till those pesky humans push us back in again. 1.3704 0.04688 189 136 36 17
724 I've never understood why 'beached whale' has such a bad connotation 1.3704 0.05246 162 119 26 17
725 I don’t know about you but I think being a beached whale is highly underrated. 1.3704 0.04707 162 112 40 10
726 I told you we should have crawled out eons ago with the other fish. 1.3701 0.05208 154 104 26 10
727 This is so much nicer than when we had arms and legs 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
728 And you thought breaching was fun. 1.3701 0.05099 127 85 35 6
729 I'm telling you Phil, this evolution thing is gonna change our lives. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
730 What can I say? Some whales know how to beach, and some don't. 1.3697 0.04648 165 114 41 10
731 Nice work on that shark alert 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
732 I'm hoping to throw off Ahab with this tan. 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
733 This is the life for the next 10 mins… 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
734 There are worse ways to go. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
735 Now that our takeover is complete we can relax. 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
736 The human race is finally extinct. I didn't think we'd live to see the day 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
737 This sure beats swimming to Alaska 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
738 Let's smoke cigarettes next! 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
739 And being a beached whale is tragic, why? 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
740 Beached life! 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
741 Remember, the Koch brothers paid us well to make beaching ourselves due to capitalism destroying our natural habitat look fun and desirable. 1.3681 0.05191 144 102 31 11
742 Mai Tais, white sands, no kids. Next comes the massage. In a few minutes about 100 people are gonna show up and rub us all over tryin’ to get us back in the water. 1.3681 0.04903 144 99 37 8
743 A little more of this and I won't be anybody's white anything anymore. 1.3681 0.04700 144 97 41 6
744 There's 'beached,' and then there's 'beached.' 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
745 So glad we chose this over the Black Sea ! 1.3681 0.05001 144 99 35 9
746 The two of us look like a couple of beached whales! 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
747 we'll be dead soon anyway, fuck it. 1.3676 0.04586 136 94 29 8
748 Sex on the beach? 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
749 No, no. I told him I was working from home today. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
750 We can't get there from here. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
751 Love the nude beach but I hope those idiots don’t try to drag us into the water again. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
752 Ahhhh, we’re having a whale of a time! 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
753 I’m a big fan of the swim-up bar. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
754 Miami Beach Dolphins 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
755 The best part about this all inclusive is...no people-performances in the pool 1.3669 0.05606 139 102 23 14
756 God, I love summer! 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
757 We need to take shore leave more often! 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
758 Unleashing that last variant was a stroke of genius! 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
759 I don't miss Sea World. 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 29 13
760 Think we'll go viral? 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
761 Ah, this is the death. 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
762 Drink up, we've got about 10 minutes to get back in the water for an early dinner. 1.3659 0.04327 164 110 48 6
763 The fried calamari looks good. 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
764 And that Ahab is looking for a WHITE whale. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
765 Quick, act natural. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
766 Seems we've adapted to climate change quite nicely. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
767 We should never drink and dive! 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
768 I just hope those "do-gooders" don't try to push us back into the ocean again. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
769 You have to admit, global warming does have an upside. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 38 9
770 Nothing beats it when they've all gone to the Hamptons. 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
771 Captain Ahab will never find us here. 1.3650 0.04846 137 93 38 6
772 Life’s a beach and then we fry! 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
773 Crap! Here come those well-meaning volunteers who are gonna drag us back into the water. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
774 Nude beach this close to the city. Lovin’ it 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
775 If you like pina coladas and getting beached on the shore”. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
776 This is great! Last year a large group of humans pulled me back into the water, and cut my vacation short. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
777 I'm starting to FEEL like a beached whale! 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
778 Well, there's beached and then there's beached.... 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
779 I feel the urge to lose weight every time I lay on the beach. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
780 What could go wrong? 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
781 I’m with you Jonah, I don’t care if we never go home! 1.3642 0.04836 151 103 36 9
782 I hate being this white. 1.3642 0.05188 151 108 29 13
783 Another shrimp cocktail? 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
784 So far so good, no paparazzi! 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
785 If this is what it means to be 'beached', I'll take it. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
786 Just think -- we almost ended up in New Jersey 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
787 Whaled beaches 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
788 When they come to rescue us, look distressed, it will be a great photo op. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
789 Nice move on that shark impersonation Babe. Now we've got the whole beach to ourselves ! 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
790 I suppose sushi would be a good appetizer. 1.3630 0.04110 146 104 34 7
791 Who knew Staten Island could be this relaxing? 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
792 …knew you’d love this celebrity hideaway far from the whale watching paparazzi… 1.3630 0.04773 135 94 30 8
793 Honey, don't forget the all-you-can-eat buffet starts at 5 tonight. 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
794 If I knew evolution would be this relaxing I’d have started a long time ago. 1.3625 0.04563 160 110 42 8
795 I never dreamed a nude beach could be so relaxing. 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
796 That migration thing is for the birds. 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
797 Honey, soak it in while you can — there’ll be a camera crew here in no time. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
798 Oh the krill of it all ! Marge 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
799 Who says we don't like being beached? 1.3622 0.04699 127 84 40 3
800 Please,God, no more tourists trying to drag us back in! 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
801 I’m going for a killer whale tan. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
802 Wait until old man Ahab gets a load of my tan! 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
803 Not bad for a couple of beached whales 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
804 It's a marathon not a sprint, Willy. It's just the first day of vacation. 1.3615 0.04884 130 88 37 5
805 Remember last time when that pack of do-gooders dragged you in the ocean? 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
806 Who knew that being a beached whale could be so pleasant? 1.3613 0.04174 119 78 32 3
807 Might as well go out in style. 1.3613 0.04834 155 109 36 10
808 I told you I'll try anything to get Ahab off my back. 1.3613 0.04657 155 107 40 8
809 Ah, it’s so much nicer not having a bunch of strangers trying to drag you into the water. 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
810 This beach is supposed to be great for people watching. 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
811 Being on the endangered species list does have its perks. 1.3609 0.05266 133 94 30 9
812 Just remember, when the tourists show up, act helpless. 1.3609 0.05266 133 94 30 9
813 Why the hell didn't we retire to Florida years ago? 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
814 It's probably good that they don't livestream the ENTIRE beluga whale migration journey. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
815 [Untranslatable whale noises] 1.3604 0.06373 111 83 16 12
816 we've definitely evolved. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
817 Mom said not to get beached but it seems great so far! 1.3603 0.04859 136 93 37 6
818 Hmmm.... isn't all plankton organic? 1.3600 0.05131 125 86 33 6
819 Hw about grilled krill? 1.3594 0.05051 128 88 34 6
820 At least I’ll die tan. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
821 I’m about ready to have the humans push us back in. You? 1.3593 0.04746 167 119 36 12
822 I can’t believe it took us so long to learn the right way to beach ourselves. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
823 One more drink, then we'll migrate. 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
824 Sometimes it pays to go off the grid. 1.3590 0.04633 156 108 40 8
825 Fancy a dip? 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
826 I figure we've got another hour before Greenpeace gets here! 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
827 Next time the guy comes by order me a gin & salt water. 1.3588 0.05205 131 92 31 8
828 Of course we deserve this--We do more shows a week than Hugh Jackman. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
829 Yep, it's so much easier to chill now that humans are extinct. 1.3585 0.05070 159 116 29 14
830 So, have you beached here before? 1.3583 0.04992 120 81 35 4
831 Quick, honey. Give the humans a wave. They think we’re stuck on the sand again. 1.3583 0.04992 120 81 35 4
832 Think of those poor bastards blubbering back at the office. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
833 Their science has advanced so far over 4,000 years -- yet they haven't guessed why we come up on the beach! 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
834 Tiki bars serve a youthful porpoise" 1.3582 0.05339 134 94 28 10
835 It's great to be beached! 1.3577 0.05115 123 87 29 7
836 I thought you said sex on the beach 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
837 I’m having such a whale of a time darling. 1.3577 0.05049 123 84 34 5
838 I love New York in the summer. 1.3577 0.04940 137 95 35 7
839 I’ve done this several times, but eventually someone will come by and push us back in the water. 1.3577 0.04940 137 95 35 7
840 I'm having a human of a time" 1.3576 0.05176 151 108 26 11
841 Nice to get away from the hustle and bustle of the ocean. 1.3576 0.04914 151 106 33 10
842 Didn't I tell you the Arctic shores were beautiful this time of year? 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
843 So now you’re reading the map? 1.3576 0.04823 151 106 36 9
844 Thanks to the success of Shark Week, we finally have the beach to ourselves! 1.3576 0.04731 151 102 37 7
845 Biggest PARTY animal on Earth, amirite? 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
846 Didn't I tell you you'd love the Hamptons???? 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
847 We should pitch this idea to Shark Tank. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
848 Now this is how you beach yourself! 1.3571 0.04944 168 123 30 15
849 Finally, no one here to push us back in. 1.3567 0.04783 157 111 36 10
850 Shame about Ahab. But old Starbuck did quite well for himself. 1.3566 0.04903 143 100 35 7
851 But we are in Reykjavik! 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
852 Climate change has its advantages! 1.3565 0.05121 115 78 33 4
853 They say it's warmer in Alaska these days. 1.3562 0.04464 160 110 43 7
854 I could stay here forever. 1.3562 0.04635 146 97 35 6
855 We should've crawled onto land eras ago! 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
856 My mother used to say ‘beached’ like it was something bad. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
857 When stranded make the best of it! 1.3561 0.04944 132 91 34 6
858 We're evolving, baby, I can feel it. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
859 That's right! We ARE having a whale of a time .... 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
860 I can't find my sunglasses! 1.3559 0.06081 118 85 16 11
861 Who knew? You can enjoy the beach without going in the water? 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
862 This whole “beached whale” thing isn’t so bad after all. 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
863 Don't you just love happy hour? 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
864 Today I found out sushi is not raw fish, that's sashimi. 1.3554 0.05097 121 83 33 5
865 I don’t want to be mistaken for a Great White whale. 1.3552 0.04311 183 128 45 10
866 They never ask us if we want to be rescued. 1.3551 0.04460 138 92 43 3
867 Ooh, they even have those rare endangered krill! 1.3550 0.04847 169 123 32 14
868 Are you beached yet? I’m so beached! 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
869 Haven't you finished MOBY DICK yet? 1.3548 0.05748 124 91 22 11
870 Here’s to rising sea levels. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 36 9
871 pass me my copy of Moby Dick 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
872 Humans finally becoming an endangered species has totally changed my attitude about this global warming thing 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
873 I’m liking this Darwin theory. 1.3543 0.04940 127 87 35 5
874 Brilliant ploy on your part, Harry, to pretend we were sharks and clear this area for us. 1.3543 0.05187 127 89 31 7
875 If Ahab could see us now... 1.3543 0.04864 175 129 30 16
876 Whoever said beaching was a bad idea wasn’t doing it right. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
877 Not killer whales, babe. Chiller! 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
878 We're on vacation. Let's order pizza. No anchovies! 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
879 Remote work may not be healthy in the long run. 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 7
880 Thank god for global warming. I've always wanted to see Iceland. 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
881 Be honest, do you think I’m washed up? 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
882 Who’d a thunk it. I LOVE New Jersey! 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
883 Still I kinda miss those tasty little humans. 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
884 'Those shark scares really cleared the beaches." 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
885 Moby Dick is a bummer of a beach read. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
886 We are now the largest mammals on land! 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
887 I hate to say it but I'm kind of enjoying global warming 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
888 All those low plankton diets really paid off. 1.3529 0.04816 153 105 28 8
889 And so ! a Whale of a time was had by all. 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
890 You were right. I am having a whale of a time. 1.3526 0.04709 156 110 37 9
891 Damn right we’re beached. 1.3526 0.04437 156 107 43 6
892 Let's give this sandbar a 5-star Kelp review. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
893 I’ve gained a lot of weight on that cruise. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
894 Dang it! I got sand in my blowhole! 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
895 Let's enjoy it while we can, before a bunch of do-gooders try to drag us back into the water. 1.3525 0.05195 122 84 31 6
896 Have you seen the all you can eat raw bar? 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
897 If you hear someone coming, look "beached," not "beachy." 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
898 Break's almost over, Sal. Time to jump back in the water for the 2:00 p.m. whale watching tour 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
899 Instead of just lying here enjoying ourselves, we should be thinking about the porpoise of life 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
900 Thank god they didn’t take the booze with them when they left. 1.3516 0.04909 128 88 35 5
901 Did you see the blubber on that Humpback down the beach? 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
902 Ah yes, we needed a change in climate." 1.3514 0.05377 111 77 29 5
903 The krill can wait. 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
904 The only thing they’re going to watch is me getting a tan. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
905 Want to beach next year,too? 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
906 They better not do us "a favor" and push us back in 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
907 Hey! This global warming is great, but I miss the frozen daiquiris. 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
908 And they say the Beluga’s have all the fun! 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
909 I love the beach during Shark Week. The crowds just seem to vanish for some reason. 1.3509 0.05842 114 82 22 9
910 Finally. We can relax. 1.3509 0.05135 114 82 23 6
911 Yay for swim-up bars! 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
912 Beached whales having a whale of a time. 1.3507 0.05217 134 95 29 8
913 Told you they wouldn't believe the scientists......! 1.3507 0.04768 134 92 37 5
914 Just trying to get that overall Orca look. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
915 Warming, shwarming -- with all the humans gone, this is the life! 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
916 Let’s eat out tonight for a change. 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
917 Looks like we can go human watching tomorrow! 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
918 I'm about sick of swimming in artic waters. Hawaii I love you. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
919 Perfect beaching weather today. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
920 Our vacation would be perfect if it weren't for those hairless apes that keep pushing us back in the water. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
921 We should get beached more often. 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
922 Maybe we should try evolving after all. 1.3496 0.05030 123 85 33 5
923 I don't want to have that beached whale look when we get back home. 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 28 5
924 This certainly isn't our parents' beached... 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
925 We really need to find time to relax! 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
926 I thought the Hamptons would be much more crowded in July. 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
927 I'm ready to go back in the water: has it been an hour since lunch? 1.3490 0.05296 149 111 24 14
928 This is so nice when the humans aren't around. The Q train should be out of service more often. 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
929 Let's take a dip and have lunch at the Squid Shack. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
930 Sure is nice to vacation on the coast. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
931 And you were worried about being beached 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
932 You were right, we’ve got to get out of the house more. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 24 7
933 I'll be damned, Flora, the blackened shrimp is back on their menu! 1.3482 0.05185 112 77 31 4
934 It's always good to get out of the city. 1.3481 0.04798 135 92 31 7
935 Gives new meaning to be called a beached whale. 1.3481 0.04621 135 92 39 4
936 The report says that, thanks to global warming, Alaska is the new Florida. 1.3478 0.04674 138 95 38 5
937 And free wifi too! 1.3478 0.04501 138 96 27 8
938 It's all very nice till you get some sand in your blowhole. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
939 Now THIS is getting beached 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
940 this sure beats chasing krill all day 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
941 I’ll never understand why you order the krill coolata without salt on the rim. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
942 I don’t know about you but I feel like a beached whale! 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
943 Ahh- now that's evolution 1.3471 0.04939 121 83 33 4
944 I love it when the kids are in school 1.3469 0.04492 147 101 41 5
945 I am having a whale of a time 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
946 You gotta love Iceland in the winter. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
947 Why did we ever evolve from land mammals? 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
948 You were right. According to the brochure this is a nude beach. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
949 I don’t see what’s so bad about lying on the beach. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
950 Yet another thing my parents were wrong about. 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
951 Finally, a beach without stubborn activists that insist on pulling us back to the sea 1.3465 0.04793 127 88 25 5
952 I’m having a whale of a time. How’s your plankton and soda? 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
953 Can you believe Nebraska is this beautiful? 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
954 They'll think we're dying. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
955 Better to beach than to BE beached. 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
956 If only the pod could see us now! 1.3462 0.05537 130 95 23 11
957 Those whale watch cruises will never look here 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
958 When the humans come, just play dead. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
959 Ahab's coming? 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
960 What a great menu! I’m getting a Moby Dick on the rocks. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
961 Should we try this Sunset People Watching Cruise? 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
962 Enjoy it for now--when the humans find us, they'll drench us and drag us back into the sea. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
963 Isn’t Finland wonderful this time of year? 1.3459 0.05752 133 101 18 14
964 This beached whale thing isn’t so bad. 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
965 Did the sign say beached whale or "whale Beach"? 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
966 Don't forget we booked that sunset people-watching tour. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
967 I can't believe your brother took the family to Sea World. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
968 Can you imagine how this must have Melville spinning in his grave? 1.3453 0.05566 139 104 20 14
969 This is great. That fake shark news really cleared the beaches! 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
970 Hey Pete, that men eating shark rumour worked like a charm 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
971 Ah finally, a spot far away from the paparazzi! 1.3448 0.05064 116 80 32 4
972 We should really beach ourselves more often. 1.3446 0.04569 148 103 39 6
973 Here are the best times for people watching." 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
974 I just love it when those great white sharks scare people off this beach--we should invite them over for limbo. 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
975 Tourists leave nice parting gifts when they run! 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
976 Honey, would you rub some tartar sauce on my back please. 1.3443 0.05043 122 80 28 4
977 Getting tan was a great idea, Moby! 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
978 Let’s see those whale watchers try and find us now. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
979 We’ve evolved baby! 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
980 Hey Sea-ri, play some Jimmy Buffett! 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
981 Enjoy it while you can. Soon a bunch of fools will show up to drag us back in the water. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
982 This is great! Those whale-watching-cruise idiots will never look for us here! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
983 Look at us: two beached whales. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
984 Go ahead and have another Doris. The tide won't be back in for a few hours. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
985 And to think I was skeptical of going to Nova Scotia in November. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
986 See honey, I told told you we could still work from home! 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
987 Here's another article: "Crowds surround whale beached in Florida." He should have picked a more desolate coastline. 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
988 Didn't you just love the part about Jonah? 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
989 Bet no one’s seen a bleached whale before. 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
990 It sure beats the never-ending search for plankton. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
991 To hell with whale watching! 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
992 This definitely doesn’t blow. 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
993 The whale cocktails at The Sandbar had led to more than one poor decision... 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
994 I swear if I could grow feet I'd stay up here. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
995 Pale bellies are a turn off! 1.3419 0.05314 117 86 19 7
996 If you drink you'll need to wait an hour before swimming. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
997 Life's a beach, and then you die. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
998 If you pose right the sailors will think your a mermaid 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
999 I feel like such a cow 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1000 Now that humans are extinct, we can enjoy the beach again. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1001 All bodies are beach bodies! 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
1002 I liked it when he said, "You two don't belong in the cruise ship pool." 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1003 Just think Mother,thanks to climate change we will not need to migrate to breed ever again. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1004 We'll make better time if we cut through the Panama Canal. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1005 Frank, are we suicidal or just chillin’ 1.3413 0.05423 126 91 25 9
1006 And then he said, "Shaken, or stirred?" 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1007 How Alaska has changed. Not that long ago it was too cold to get out of the water; let alone get a tan! 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1008 Might as well enjoy this before it becomes uninhabitable 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1009 Those do-gooders better not come along and try to push us back in. You need second Mai Tai and I have to finish Moby Dick! 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1010 It’s dry, sure, but it’s a hot dry. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1011 Hey! Look at us! We’re beached whales! Ha!Ha! 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1012 They make a killer mai tai. 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
1013 This time I speaking up if they drag us out again - 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1014 Keep an eye out for that Sperm Whale. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
1015 They are saying Florida will be underwater in just 4 weeks. We can finally take that trip to Disney World! 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1016 We won!!! The earth is our playground now and we don't need to pretend to like the cold anymore. 1.3406 0.04769 138 97 35 6
1017 Ahh, remember when they would drag us back to the water to keep us from going to heaven? This is heaven. 1.3406 0.04986 138 98 31 8
1018 Yes, it has been much more pleasant without Dershowitz. 1.3406 0.05393 138 100 22 12
1019 Everyone is staring at us - next time we should come with bathing suits 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1020 Ooo, this Pineapple Ahab is delicious! 1.3400 0.05079 150 111 27 12
1021 Now this is what I call beaching! 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1022 This beach spa comes with a complimentary massage and televised float back to deep water. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1023 Beluga pale is so last year. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
1024 I think I've been out too long...my fins are turning into arms 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1025 See, no one cares if you have a beach body 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
1026 I will admit, I didn’t think evolution would be so relaxing. 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
1027 What time can we expect the others? 1.3394 0.05564 109 76 24 6
1028 Finish your drink. In a few minutes they will come to push us back. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1029 Slide quietly back into the water and we won’t have to pay the bill. 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1030 I don't know why they left, and frankly I don't care. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1031 Don’t let me drink too much and fall asleep on the beach. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1032 You know, being a beached whale isn't that bad. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1033 Just swim close to shore, scare the humans, and we gain a private beach. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1034 Fred, I am having a whale of a good time. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1035 Finally, they will never find us here.. 1.3388 0.04917 121 84 33 4
1036 Wow, it looks like they prepare plankton the way you like it! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 25 8
1037 Am I tan yet? 1.3387 0.04706 124 85 36 3
1038 Let’s give the whale watchers something to talk about . 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 27 7
1039 Call me 'beached.' 1.3387 0.04706 124 89 27 6
1040 Well, we SHOULD have a whale of a time. 1.3386 0.05387 127 92 25 9
1041 Oh no, no! Please don't say we're having a whale of a time again! 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1042 Don't forget darling, we have our swim with the humans reservatation in twenty. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1043 Ah, now where's my copy of 'Moby Dick'? 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1044 I can't believe we used to be arctic sea mammals. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1045 All those tourists gave me acid reflux. 1.3382 0.04920 136 97 32 7
1046 Ahab will never find me now! 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
1047 We're having a lot more fun than all those other beached whales I've seen. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1048 I heard the krill souffle is to die for! 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1049 Let's enjoy it while it lasts. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
1050 It's weird that it took going on vacation to make me aware how uncomfortable it is to be wet all the time. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1051 Sure it's hot, but the humidity really makes up for it! 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
1052 I’m going to fucking kill myself, Gerald. 1.3367 0.05971 98 70 21 6
1053 Isn't this a helluva lot better than sticking around with Whitey for that party he's planning this afternoon for his old buddy, Ahab? 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1054 Sure, it's a whale of a time until sand gets in your blowhole. 1.3364 0.05133 107 74 30 3
1055 Cultural appropriation, anyone? 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1056 I better order a wet martini before I dry out. 1.3364 0.05133 107 74 30 3
1057 Well, I'm beached. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1058 I love our AirBnBeach. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
1059 Where did that mermaid looking waitress go? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1060 I’d call it a page-turner, but I don’t have opposable thumbs. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1061 Beached whale? More like fat American 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1062 Keep an eye out for those creatures who yell “beached whale “ and spoil our fun. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1063 I ordered it from Amazon 1.3362 0.05468 116 82 24 7
1064 I’ll be the designated driver because you’re gonna blow over the limit. 1.3362 0.04965 116 83 28 5
1065 Everyone says ‘beached whale’ like it’s a bad thing! 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1066 He's looking for a WHITE whale. We're good. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1067 Praise be to Global Warming! Now we’ve inherited the earth! 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1068 'Beached whale', my blowhole, Shamu! 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1069 It's the existential question of our time: more beached whales or more whale beaches? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1070 I think whale rescue is getting suspicious that this might be about free food delivery. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1071 I'm hoping a good tan will get that Ahab guy off my back. 1.3361 0.05284 122 87 27 7
1072 Hey, some humans are coming, want to pretend to struggle? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1073 See, I told you being a beached whale wasn't all bad 1.3361 0.05284 122 87 27 7
1074 I just don't understand what the fuss is all about when we're on the beach! 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1075 Drink up. We'll be dead in a couple of hours anyway. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1076 One small step for whales, one giant leap for whale kind. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1077 For dinner tonight, let’s not have plankton. 1.3360 0.05073 125 88 30 6
1078 Where's that waiter with our crab puffs? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1079 The specials? Must be Shark Week. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1080 Drink up ! Whale watching tour at 2pm ! 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1081 Sometimes you just gotta lie around like a beached human ! 1.3359 0.05056 128 94 26 8
1082 I think I'll have the clams, with a side of crude oil... 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1083 I telly ya, Bobbie, the two-leggeds are on to something. 1.3359 0.05235 128 92 27 8
1084 I know it takes a little longer to get here every year…but soon enough we’ll be having cockatiels on 5th Avenue. 1.3359 0.04995 128 90 31 6
1085 I hope this time, nobody tries pushing us back in. 1.3359 0.05153 131 94 27 8
1086 Ah, this is the life - I told you these all-inclusive migrations are worth every penny! 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
1087 It's nice to do this by choice for once. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1088 Stanley, would you pass the whale oil? 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
1089 Nothing like a secluded beach, Blanche. No assholes trying to shove us back in the water. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1090 Let’s give Ishmael a call. 1.3359 0.05897 131 102 14 15
1091 Gheeez,the price of shrimp has doubled! 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1092 This sure beats broaching. 1.3358 0.05184 134 97 27 8
1093 beached life isn't so bad 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
1094 At the beach is good. ON the beach is better. 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1095 Hey, get this! The Captain's name was Ahab, same as your brother in law! 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1096 I'm so happy I could die. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1097 Hey Shamu, you better finish that Mai Tai before the whale huggers arrive and drag us back into the water. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1098 We'll show them beaching. We'll have a whale of a time on porpoise. 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
1099 I love the Seabnb you booked us. 1.3333 0.05088 102 70 30 2
1100 Relax, Harry, evolution gets a lot easier! 1.3333 0.06258 99 73 17 8
1101 Way to go,MB . . . get a nice tan and Ahab will never recognize you! 1.3333 0.04783 120 81 26 6
1102 This is the new definition of "Beached Whale"! 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1103 Damn, Helga. This is a vegan menu! 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1104 First you said the water was shallow and now you're saying I'm shallow? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1105 Global warming, works for me 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
1106 Climate Changing. 1.3333 0.05429 117 82 24 6
1107 I'm feeling beachy. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1108 Being beached ain't all bad! 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
1109 We should have become anthropomorphic a long time ago. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1110 . . . And no damn do-gooders trying to shove us back into the water! Best vacay ever 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1111 I’m getting burned. Give me some more whale oil. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1112 I wish people would just leave us alone — there’s a reason we’re here. We don’t push them out of the water and back onto land. 1.3333 0.04584 132 98 24 8
1113 I knew that selling your caviar would be the way to go! 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1114 Ah, climate change does have its advantages . . . 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
1115 And they still wonder why we keep beaching ourselves. 1.3333 0.04932 114 79 32 3
1116 I haven't been to the beach in ages. 1.3333 0.04685 141 100 35 6
1117 These swim up sand bars are amazing! 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
1118 I'm tired of people calling me the white whale 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1119 With the money we saved on airfare, let's go into the city for dinner and a show. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1120 Sea level's rising! Let the good times ROLL!! 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1121 Jersey shore, check. How about a tour of the New York subway? 1.3333 0.04856 117 81 33 3
1122 Overall, global warming is bad...but I'm not hating this... 1.3333 0.04818 135 95 33 6
1123 Man oh man do I love these 'bathing suit optional' beaches! 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1124 We should get out more often. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1125 Oh, Sweetie, aren't we having a whale of a time? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1126 Coney Island is lovely when you don't have people trying to shove you back in the water! 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1127 It's so nice to have the beach back since the humans finally killed themselves off. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1128 Finally a good beached day 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1129 I'm telling you, when they find us they'll massage us with cool water and roll us back in. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1130 You did bring that 55-gallon drum of sunscreen we found floating in the Gulf, right? 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1131 I told you it would be fun to ditch the school 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1132 This is nice, but the zooplankton happy hour is to die for. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1133 What time is the next whale watcher tour? 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1134 Life is so much sweeter now that we don’t have to contend with all those icebergs. 1.3308 0.04740 133 94 34 5
1135 Now I get that expression "a whale of a good time"! 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1136 Is climate change really that bad? Look at us now! 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1137 It’s all fun in the sun now, Lisa, but did you really need the straw? 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1138 Best 'beached body' around, babe. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 30 6
1139 Spouting nonsense again 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1140 Best part is with all the oil spills we don't have to apply lotion. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
1141 I' m here for the Moby Chicks. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
1142 It's so nice! Global warming made everybody go to the mountains. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
1143 I'm really digging this global warming! 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
1144 Thanks to my cousin sharkie we have the beach to ourselves 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1145 Hey, wanna get crazy before the kids get home? 1.3306 0.04604 121 83 36 2
1146 And it’s clothing optional. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1147 Never realized "life's a beach!" 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 27 6
1148 We should send a thank you card to our friend Shark for evacuating this beach for us 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1149 Finally, the Sharks did us a favor! 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
1150 Beached whales never had it so good 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1151 Can you believe mom said getting beached was a bad idea? 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
1152 And according to this, we will quickly evolve and grow hands and legs. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1153 Let’s have a beach party. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1154 Tom, I tell you, we make global warming look good. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1155 Perfect - until some stupid humans show up to cover us with tarps and roll us back into the water. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1156 Too bad Ahab was inconvenienced. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1157 To Hell with evolution and climate change! We won! 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1158 I used to like being the only white whale but fame is a double edged sword.. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1159 The buffet has all-you-can-eat krill! 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1160 This is what our parents tried to keep us away from? 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1161 Beached whales indeed! 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1162 It's true, life's a beach! 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1163 These plastic mid-ocean islands are the Bomb! 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1164 You were right. From now on we always pack a plastic shark fin when we want the beach to ourselves. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1165 Imagine trying to find a spot like this without global warming?! 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1166 I knew you were the right whale for me. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1167 Everybody says it like a beached whale is a bad thing. Just irks me. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1168 And then they called for a marine biologist and got the golf ball out! 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1169 Be careful Honey, you're getting a little blue! 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1170 Damn, I got sand all up in my blowhole 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
1171 Ahhhh ... and no humans around, pushing us back into the water. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 27 8
1172 We can't live long out of water, but we can live well! 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1173 Have you seen Willie? 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1174 Enjoy it while you can. Someone will be along soon to toss us back in. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1175 I can finally say I love being a mammal. 1.3282 0.05358 131 97 23 10
1176 Ahh, a world without people, I thought it would never get here. 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1177 I’m thinking about volunteering at the zoo.” 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1178 I think we did better waiting a few millions years to go ashore. 1.3280 0.04789 125 88 33 4
1179 I’d have beached myself years ago had I known. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
1180 I told you that the beach would come to us, but the sippy straws are a surprise. 1.3279 0.05132 122 87 28 6
1181 "Y'KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GROWING LEGS" 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1182 I wish we could celebrate Moby Dick Day every day. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1183 Come to think of it, I've never heard of a beach that wasn't 'nude.' 1.3279 0.04720 122 85 34 3
1184 Ah, I wonder what the simple fish are doing tonight. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1185 Wouldn’t you rather beach than breach? 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1186 I’m not afraid to say it Sarah. I’m having a whale of a time. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1187 I Love It When A Cruise Ship Capsizes . 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1188 I fail to see why the humans get upset about our beaching ourselves...this is AWESOME! 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1189 I told everyone back at the office just to blow it out their holes. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1190 Every body is a beach body! 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1191 I'd forgotten how much I like breathing. 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
1192 I thought they would never leave. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1193 AAA says we ARE in Antarctica 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1194 Just don’t let them drag us into the water. 1.3274 0.04940 113 79 31 3
1195 Soak it up before they push us back in. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1196 This global warming seems like a good thing for us. 1.3274 0.04940 113 79 31 3
1197 Trust me. No whaler is going to think of looking for us here. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1198 We’ve got to get out more often. 1.3273 0.04676 110 75 34 1
1199 Who's that sexy whale? ? 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1200 I thought the weekend crowd would never leave! 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1201 And to think all this time we've been hanging in the water! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1202 It's always 'beached whale' and never 'whale at the beach' 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1203 Gotta love Darwin. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1204 Yelling shark alert worked like a charm 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1205 Oh Baby. We’re never going back to the arctic! 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1206 Uh- oh Looks like we’re on the menu 1.3265 0.04842 147 107 30 9
1207 When I grow up, I want to work at the New Yorker and make light of how humanity has destroyed the oceans. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1208 Thank God for Joe Manchin! 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1209 What about we get the krill kimchi as an appetizer? 1.3261 0.06008 92 66 20 5
1210 how gauche, you're really drinking a blue whale 1.3259 0.05344 135 100 21 11
1211 You're right, Moby Dick is a great beach read. 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1212 What could possibly go wrong? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1213 They used to call this place New York City. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1214 Be careful you don't drink too much. You might get stranded here. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1215 I don’t know what we were so worried about! 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1216 Shall we try gluten-free? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1217 The sunglasses and martini are nice - too bad we can’t read the menu. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1218 So, this is what it's like to cavort! 1.3256 0.04818 129 91 32 5
1219 Now y' don't hear us wailing about global warming, do ya? 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1220 Itttttt's HUMP DAY!!! 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1221 Beaching gets such a bad rap in Mainstream Media. 1.3254 0.04483 126 91 21 8
1222 Didn’t I tell you we’d have a whale of a time?! 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1223 You know, being beached is way better than I expected. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1224 You're right, Myrtle. I am having a whale of a time. 1.3252 0.05097 123 88 28 6
1225 I love this new administration's policies on maritime protection. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1226 Human extinction has been the best thing since sliced squid! 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1227 I hate to say it, but I’m having a whale of a time. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1228 Beached can be a matter of perspective 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1229 Thank you, rising seas. Hello, new Jersey Shore. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1230 Having a whale of a time. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1231 I wonder what the poor whales are doing today? 1.3248 0.05540 117 86 22 8
1232 It's so great not to be a fish. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
1233 Actually, it’s a lot more relaxing now that the humans are extinct! 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1234 I'm confident that adaptation is easier for us than for the humans. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1235 Look at us: you a fish outta water and me having a whale of a time! 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1236 I want to have a good tan, just in case they hang me from the ceiling in The Museum of Natural History. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1237 We're having a human of a time. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1238 Better than extinction, Babe! 1.3241 0.04892 108 75 31 2
1239 They say beached whales often die, but we have to make the most of Cancun, right? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1240 It’s hard to lie on your back without getting sand up your nose. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1241 Ah, this is the life! 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1242 No thinking about the pod this vacation. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1243 Even albino whales need a break 1.3238 0.04784 105 72 32 1
1244 It's on days like these that I'm really glad I'm not a fish. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
1245 They'll be here in a few to splash you with water if you get hot. 1.3235 0.04859 102 72 22 4
1246 I never knew getting stranded could be so much fun. 1.3235 0.05055 102 71 29 2
1247 See, you can eat' em AND join 'em. 1.3235 0.05601 102 73 23 5
1248 Honey, this is one vacation of a whale! 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
1249 I'm beached! 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1250 I feel like I can finally breathe. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1251 Any minute now the humans are going to show up and start throwing buckets of water at us. 1.3231 0.04531 130 91 36 3
1252 This is our chance to also recycle this stuff back to those two legged landlovers while we enjoy some beach time 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1253 One more of those and we'll make a baby beluga. 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1254 What did i tell you. Put the bite on 1 surfer and the whole beach is yours! 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1255 Don’t know about you, but I’m having a human of a time 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1256 Why migrate to Maine? Nothing beats the Jersey Shore. 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1257 This beached whales thing gets a bad rap 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1258 Fred and Larry were so wrong about beaching! 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1259 How much longer until our next Whale Watch performance? 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1260 Gotta love being a beached whale! 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1261 We should've gotten beached years ago! 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1262 Don't you love it when there are no whale watchers around? 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1263 Are you sure this is safe. 1.3220 0.05500 118 87 22 8
1264 Life's a strand. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1265 I thought the humans would never leave. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1266 We really ought to reconsider moving back on land! 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1267 Here's a funny bumper sticker idea: 'Life's a beach and then you die.' Or is that a little too on the nose, given our circumstances? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1268 This resort has one of the eight best oceans in the world. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1269 I see they finally caught Charlie. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1270 Moby dick has nothing on us 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1271 Ahh…I’m glad we got away from the noisy Humpbacks for a few days! 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1272 I’m posing for Darwin. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1273 Pandemic? What pandemic? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1274 I forgot the lawn chairs. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1275 This beach is to die for. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1276 This beats the whale watch gig. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1277 Gotta flip over so you don’t look like an orca. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1278 I don't think I'll ever leave this spot! 1.3214 0.05978 112 86 16 10
1279 If the fried seafood platter looks good to you, just order it. Technically we're mammals anyway. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1280 Don't you hate it when humans try to push us back in the water? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1281 What's less believable two whales on a beach or a 9ft tall martini glass? 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1282 I got a great deal on this property when the previous owners went underwater. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1283 I’m just tired of people calling me the white whale. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1284 Let's hope we have avoided the rescue team. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1285 Did you bleach your baleen? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1286 I hope they don’t take away our plastic straws. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1287 I can’t remember why we left land in the first place 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1288 Um, hun… How do we get back in? 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1289 how do we go back? 1.3211 0.05588 109 82 17 8
1290 I can almost feel my vestigial legs growing back now. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1291 I see why it's so hard to get beached whales back into the water 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1292 Flipper? I hardly know 'er! 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1293 Got your cell phone? We need a selfie. No one'll believe us back home. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1294 I'm so sick of krill, I'm going to go with the Salmon de Jour! 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1295 …and can you believe how gullible those humans were? 1.3203 0.04428 128 89 37 2
1296 Maybe later we can go for a dip. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1297 I'll never understand why that guy wanted to be a lobster. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1298 Empty pod syndrome. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1299 I hope those pesky humans don't push us back into the water again. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1300 it’s a great beach day until PETA tries to push us back in 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1301 So glad we’re mammals. 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1302 This Hemmingway dude was a real prick. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1303 Wow, I'm having a whale of a time! 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1304 I sure hope they leave us be this time. 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1305 Finally, no kids spouting off. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1306 Isn't nice to relax after all that singing last night. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1307 I’m so much more relaxed now that those two-legged thingys are extinct. 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
1308 Was it better when there were people on Earth? 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
1309 Do you think they’ll change my name to tan whale? 1.3197 0.05109 122 87 26 6
1310 Not a bad way to go out eh? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1311 Ahh, Hamptons life without the parking woes! 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1312 Captain Ahab rarely comes down to this beach. 1.3194 0.04533 144 106 30 6
1313 Gotta thank the sharks for clearing out the water and the beaches for us! 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1314 Dammit! Here comes the rescue crew. 1.3193 0.04911 119 85 30 4
1315 If I knew how much fun beaching was, I'd have done this years ago. 1.3191 0.05286 94 66 26 2
1316 Good to be out in nature. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1317 Albino-Schmalbino. I’m gettin’ a tan! 1.3190 0.04259 116 84 25 4
1318 Well is IS mating season you know. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1319 Did you turn the stove off? 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1320 Why do they always think we’re beached? 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1321 I love it when they freak out and try to push us back into the water. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1322 Aren’t you glad that the sea level is rising? 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1323 I forgot my flipper-flops. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1324 No one does frolic the way WE do frolic! 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1325 If they try to push us back in the water, I’m going to slap them with my tail so hard … 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1326 Who knew sharks would make such a great opening act? 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1327 The hardest part is resisting the urge to do the blowhole thing with the sand. 1.3185 0.04661 135 95 32 4
1328 So much for beached whales being a BAD thing! 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1329 Brilliant plan to eliminate the humans, Ethel. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1330 Once again, we sold our cryptocurrencies just at the right time. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1331 Oh Helen. Isn't this nice? And it's going to get nicer when the Seals get here. That family is just so damn entertaining. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1332 Unfortunately for us, this map is blank 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1333 Hahahahahahaha NFTs, fucking idiots 1.3182 0.05620 110 81 21 7
1334 Its been a whale of a day honey 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1335 This post-armageddon thing sure beats SeaWorld! 1.3178 0.05042 129 94 27 7
1336 What happened to your Beatles Album covered with Aluminum Foil? 1.3178 0.04920 129 93 29 6
1337 Beluga Bay sure beats Whaler's Cove! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1338 We can scratch Russia off the list! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1339 Some call it beach , I call it vacation . 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1340 Let's do the human watching tour with the drinks included. 1.3178 0.04897 107 75 30 2
1341 Three words, "Clothing optional beach!" 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1342 Does it smell like baked seafood to you too? 1.3173 0.04785 104 72 31 1
1343 Living the dream 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1344 This all-inclusive is great, but the food is lousy. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1345 Whale,we might as well enjoy it. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1346 You know, life as an endangered species has its good points. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1347 "I flip for those Sex on the Beach cocktails, too." 1.3171 0.05693 123 95 17 11
1348 Enjoy your cocktail but you should check out this breaking news of global warming! 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1349 You're right. I can't tan and breath at the same time. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1350 That seafood buffet was to die for! 1.3168 0.05060 101 71 28 2
1351 No! I don't think we should do a podcast. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1352 This human extinction has worked out well! 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1353 So, when does this evolution thing start? 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1354 Aren't you happy they made this a nude beach? 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1355 I just found a shorter route we can take back to California! 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1356 Have another drink. The Dow is bound to go up. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 4
1357 If this map is right I’d say it’s only a 15 minute swim to what looks like a bigger beach. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1358 I’m enjoying the migration a lot more since we discovered these beach bars. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1359 Think I'll order the Ahab with rum. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1360 Marine biologists be damned—I’m showing off my beach bod! 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1361 Enjoy it while you can. Next week we'll be back at Sea World. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
1362 this is the life -- and i hate to admit it, but i really enjoyed the beluga caviar...who'd a thunk that? 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1363 Drink up, they're coming to shove us back in 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1364 I booked the Touch Elbows and Eat with Humans excursion at the mall food court at noon. 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
1365 This may not look productive but vacation has a porpoise, two actually. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1366 Just think - in twenty years, we'll be sunbathing on the shores of Colorado. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1367 I knew eventually we'd have land-front property. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1368 Funny, I don’t feel like a fish out of water. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1369 Pretty soon we'll able to get right into town! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1370 Yeah, this is what I’m talking about; Jersey Shore! 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
1371 Are we doing this right, Mabel? We just lie here in the hot sun and pretend the world isn’t ending? 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1372 Sure beats plankton. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1373 It says cocktails will lead to our extinction. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1374 I hope they don't try to toss us back into the ocean this time. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1375 Is anyone here a marine biologist? Ha ha ha 1.3153 0.05427 111 81 23 6
1376 Those sea lions had it right! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1377 Ah, the beached whale life 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1378 Just relax, honey. The one-legged man can't reach us here. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1379 'Are we beached or sloshed?" 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 19 7
1380 Let’s just party like there’s no tomorrow! 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1381 Man, I love beaching 1.3148 0.05681 108 80 20 7
1382 Are you grinning like that because I just told the waiter that Moby Dick is a venereal disease? 1.3148 0.05287 108 81 20 6
1383 I thought we agreed to only use paper straws from now on 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
1384 Now that I’ve lost the baby weight I feel less like a beached human 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1385 The sea lions were right, this is great! 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1386 We can always migrate tomorrow. 1.3145 0.04489 124 87 35 2
1387 Somebody better not try to roll me back in the water. 1.3145 0.04489 124 87 35 2
1388 No one said evolving would be easy. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1389 Are you still trying to figure out how we got here? 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1390 Nothing wrong with being beached. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1391 Beached whale dreams 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1392 The term beached whale just gets such a bad rap 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
1393 Whaddya think, Lulu? This place is OK with the humans gone! Right? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1394 School's out for the summer 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1395 Have you seen my sunglasses? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1396 The real reason whales beach themselves: 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1397 I betcha Ahab will never recognize me. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1398 Willy, I’m ordering you another — there’s a two for one deal on the Save Mankind Margaritas @mareninthecity 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1399 There’s not a lot on the menu I can eat. In fact, there’s nothing. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 24 6
1400 I'm reading a great novel about a ship that gets stranded in the middle of a desert. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1401 Have ever told you about the story of George Costanza the Marine Biologist, a golf ball and my uncle? 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1402 It might be due to climate change, but this beats swimming down to Florida for vacation. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1403 Lose the reflector. It’s starting to smell like bouillabaisse out here. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1404 Towel boy! 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1405 I can live with lower sea levels. 1.3131 0.04685 99 68 31 0
1406 I'm starting to enjoy this beached whale thing. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1407 Thank God for “Beach Hours!” 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
1408 Great job getting rid of those annoying humans. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1409 This is turning out better than I expected. 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
1410 I'm just tired of Ahab calling me a white whale and not a tan whale 1.3130 0.05293 115 84 24 6
1411 I've been waiting months to show off my new beach body. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1412 With ocean temperature on the rise we can enjoy our spa vacation closer to home. 1.3130 0.05147 115 83 26 5
1413 The Fisherman special looks good. It's served in an organically sourced 100% natural latex rainsuit. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1414 Life is Good....on the endangered list. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1415 Are you sure our natural oil is enough to prevent burning? 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
1416 Good call on the waterproof sunscreen. I hate reapplying between tides. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
1417 Sushi??? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1418 I'm so glad we evolved to spend time on land. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1419 I hear the krill is nice and fresh at the bistro. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1420 Just wait. In a little while the beach attendents will bring moist towels and a buffet. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1421 The only thing I miss are the penguins. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1422 What a way to go, huh? 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1423 I’m not getting in the water, there’s people in there. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1424 You know, it’s pretty nice once you get used to it. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1425 We should have quit migrating years ago! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1426 I hope they don’t come to save us for a while. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1427 If I roll over, can you get my humpback? 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1428 I’m such a land shark 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1429 I don't understand all the concern about beached whales. 1.3120 0.04875 125 90 29 5
1430 Beached whales my blowhole! 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
1431 Good luck finding a white whale with this tan. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1432 If one more person asks if we're having a whale of a time... 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1433 Well, looks like our lobbying worked. We’re no longer on the menu 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1434 If I don’t get a tan no one will believe I was really on vacation 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1435 It’s supposed to be prime people watching time. 1.3119 0.05483 109 80 22 4
1436 Pass the lotion. Get a good tan and drive Ahab crazy. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1437 This beach is the last resort. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1438 I’m not finding ‘Moby-Dick’ to be light summer reading. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1439 How long you think before they drag us back in the water? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1440 I'm beginning to appreciate all this climate change stuff. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1441 No more "Great White Whale" for me! 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
1442 I hope nobody comes along and tries to push us back in the water! 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1443 Let’s get out of here! It has Beluga caviar on the menu. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1444 This beaching thing isn’t bad at all! 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1445 Global what?! 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1446 Better finish that before those people drag us back into the water. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1447 To a nice quiet relaxing holiday without anyone trying to push us back into the ocean. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1448 Better turn over. You’re getting red as a lobster! 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1449 Whales can’t enjoy life on land, said like nobody anywhere ever. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1450 This is what I call shakin' and bakin'! 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1451 I told you you'd love the atmosphere. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1452 This global warming thing isn’t so bad. 1.3106 0.04580 132 95 33 4
1453 At 1PM we an swim with the humans. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1454 I’m finding water to be way overrated. 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1455 Frozen Shrimp! Now it's a party. 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1456 I told my boss he could take this job and shove it in his blowhole. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1457 I've heard the krill here is to die for! 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1458 Jim was right — switching from krill to algae really helped me hit my fitness goals for beaching season. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1459 Ah, life in the Humptons. 1.3101 0.05138 129 96 24 8
1460 I hope no one finds our vacation spot. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1461 How about we take a people watching cruise? 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1462 It says here "investigators have no sign of the couple, they are no longer in the ocean, and must have beached themselves." How could you ever have doubted me? 1.3100 0.04964 100 71 24 3
1463 If we finish brunch on time, we’ll be able to catch the people-watching tour at 2. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1464 No way I’m staying on land. I hear the rentals are unreasonable. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1465 I love beached week! 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1466 So Relaxing! No Humans Around!!! 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
1467 I told you that not migrating to your parents’ place this year would be way better! 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
1468 Don’t tell my sponsor, and I won’t tell your dermatologist. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1469 I love these nude beaches. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1470 When I said belly up to the sand bar, I didn’t mean that literally! 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1471 One of the few benefits of climate change. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1472 I told you that you wouldn’t be able to see a thing in those glasses.” 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1473 It's our last gasp, Honey. At least we're going out in style. 1.3091 0.05125 110 79 24 4
1474 Here we are wasted again in Margaritaville! 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 23 5
1475 Sun’s out blowholes out! 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1476 I knew I'd be able to make you happy. I'm a sperm whale. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1477 How did we get here? 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1478 No wonder they all do this! 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1479 Who knew beaching was so much fun. We should have tried it years ago. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1480 Remember humans? 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1481 Sure beats dodging harpoons. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1482 Fun in sun 1.3085 0.05665 94 66 20 4
1483 I would have thought a beach vacation a bad idea. But look at us. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1484 How’s your krilltini? 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1485 Enjoying at sea 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1486 So, this is how I die. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1487 This is the fun version of beached whales 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1488 I could use a little Beluga right about now. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1489 Now that they closed the beaches because we were menacing, we can enjoy the beach. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1490 Whoever said “it’s a dog’s life”?!?!? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1491 Now THIS is killer! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1492 Might as well extend our vacay—says here we’re extinct. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1493 Beach responsibly. Watch you moisture levels and keep pressure off your vital organs. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1494 You hungry dear? It says there's all you can eat squid at happy hour. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1495 I take it the bartender didn't ask to see a photo ID." 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1496 Hey Marge, how do you think Fred and Suzy are doing back at the Arctic Circle? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1497 Adaption 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1498 If you can't enjoy life in the twilight years of our species, when can you? 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1499 Just what is an extinction party? 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1500 This beats working at the office! 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1501 It's so much nicer here in St. Petersburg now with global warming 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1502 I’m really glad Shamu offered to watch our kids for the day, honey. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1503 They may be on to something— this is kind of fun. 1.3077 0.04941 104 73 28 2
1504 I know you've SAID you and that Raffi character are ancient history, but then again, our 4-year-old son has a full, black beard. Why is that, Helen? Why is that? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1505 So relaxing- I haven’t checked my sonar in over an hour. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1506 I'm sure glad we attached those artificial fins and got the beach to ourselves. We have to try that more often 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1507 It’ll rise eventually. Might as well enjoy it! 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
1508 I’ll say it again, ‘Mammals rule, fishes drool!’ 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1509 Why did our ancestors ever leave dry land? This is heaven! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1510 You think anyone in the pod will believe our story that we got lost and missed the Gulf Stream? 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1511 At least we’re darker than Elon Musk.” 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1512 It’s nice to finally sit back, relax, and have a drink that isn’t watered down. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1513 I'll have the seafood delight. 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1514 Global warming. Might was well enjoy it. 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1515 Another day of the climate miracle. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1516 This “Washed Up Inn” is just what we needed. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1517 "And then this other guy said, maybe we're not using the right bait. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1518 Out Of Office 1.3069 0.05403 101 73 23 4
1519 I want to at least look sun kissed if it's going to be open casket 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1520 I thought you said we were all washed up! 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1521 No wonder everybody sings about this place. 1.3065 0.05015 124 89 25 6
1522 I wanna try the jet skis! 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1523 We're going to need larger cocktail glasses' 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 27 3
1524 Let's see Ahab recognize me now. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1525 Let’s just say we are having a human of a time! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1526 Put that map away, we'll find the shipwreck tomorrow. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1527 Who knew you could get good advice from a basking shark? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1528 I can never get this side to tan. 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1529 I love Shark Week... 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1530 We should have beached years ago. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1531 You see, staycations aren’t so bad! 1.3061 0.05694 98 72 20 5
1532 Well, we finally made it, but there were a lot of hoops to jump through. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1533 I know the Lockhorns are cruel and hate each other, but there's no denying that Leroy and Loretta have chemistry. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1534 The humans think we’re suffering?” “Well to them, time off work is suffering.” 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1535 If you stay here long enough, the land creatures will come and give you a nice sponge bath. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1536 According to this we're not fish. We're fruit. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1537 Not migrating south this year was one of the best ideas you've ever had Bob. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1538 Being an air breather has its compensations. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1539 Y'know, being a beached whale ain't so bad afterall. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1540 As I often say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"! 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1541 After his breakout role in 1993, Willy was able to retire comfortably. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1542 Mammals playing at their past. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1543 We couldn't do this until they started blaming everything on climate change. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1544 Am I going to have to roll you home? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1545 Endangered? Sure we are, but what a way to go! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1546 I love a beach vacation! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1547 I told you Amazon would not fail to find us. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1548 How long you figure before some misguided do-gooders come by and push us back in? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1549 Being beached has its plusses. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1550 I hope the kids don't find us. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1551 Don't you just love summer on Long Island? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1552 It's just so nice to getaway from those sperm whales for a few days! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1553 I'm tired of being a white whale. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1554 Sunset Park after climate change is really nice! 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1555 Hey, Take it easy on that drink! You have to be able to get back home. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1556 I wish I had a Kindle. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1557 Perks of Evolution 1.3043 0.04129 115 83 28 2
1558 Smart, trading our gills for a new set of lungs. 1.3043 0.05065 92 65 26 1
1559 I can get used to this. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1560 I might stay here forever. 1.3043 0.04811 115 83 29 3
1561 Am I the color of your drink yet? 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1562 Well, if the world is gonna burn, may as well get a tan. 1.3043 0.04811 115 83 29 3
1563 If we can learn truly to unplug and relax, the world will come to us. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1564 I think next year WhaleTown. A little more action. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1565 This is how you save the whales! 1.3039 0.06040 102 78 15 8
1566 Look, Doris; the faster we adapt, the better. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1567 I'm getting a whale of a tan 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1568 Pretty soon this will all be ours 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1569 With our luck, some tree hugger is going to push us back in the ocean 1.3039 0.05358 102 74 23 4
1570 In terms of the environment, thar she blew it. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1571 Global warming's good 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
1572 Let's see how much of a tan I can get this time before those climate enthusiasts kick us back in to the ocean. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1573 Who said that being beached is bad? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1574 After we've finished tanning, we'll still have time to swim around Manhattan and get seafood near the Jersey shore. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1575 Just tell me when the kayakers are close. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1576 Where did that waiter go? Times like these, I’m jealous of their legs. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1577 Well, I'm having more fun than a beached whale. 1.3033 0.04854 122 91 23 4
1578 If one more person comes along and tries to throw us back I'm going to lose it 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1579 Global warming is underappreciated.. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
1580 I love a beached day. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1581 Killer Whale ... no, Killer Suntan 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1582 What could possibly go wrong with beaching ourselves? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1583 Honey, I just read there use to be houses here. Glad humans didn't believe in climate change 1.3030 0.04859 99 70 28 1
1584 I tell ya, it's a bummer being born albino. 1.3028 0.05132 109 79 24 4
1585 Nude beach all to ourselves.” 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1586 Wait. Whose climate change fantasy is this? 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1587 This is the LIFE! I promised you we'd be beached whales one day! 1.3028 0.04790 109 78 29 2
1588 Arctic and sub-Arctic my flipper. I told you if we caught the current, we'd beat the narwhals to Miami. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1589 Do these glasses make me look fish-faced? 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1590 Honey, we could have used our electronic devices here. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1591 If you're beached, make the most of it. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1592 This sure beats gigging at SeaWorld for day old smelt. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1593 I'm having a wh... well, a really great time 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1594 It’s so nice to finally relax. Work has been krilling me! 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1595 Who says Beaching is bad? 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1596 I sure hope they don't find us and try to drag us back into the water again. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1597 White whale? More like bronze whale! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1598 Let's see ol' Ahab catch a tan whale! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1599 Who wouldn't want to be part of the lucky sperm club? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1600 Free Willy ain't got nothing on us! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1601 All inclusive and no kids running around--blow that out! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1602 Work hard, play hard. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1603 No more white whale jokes... 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1604 We should call up Uncle Ishmael. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1605 If any humans show, be sure to whistle and click some. We need to keep up appearances. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1606 This global warming is great. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
1607 Beaching is way better than breaching. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 4
1608 This could only be better if it were raining. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1609 People may think we’re dying. But believe me, this is living. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1610 For once I can lie on the beach without people making a fuss. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1611 Good idea, putting out the shark alert. Beach all to ourselves. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1612 At last, the beach to ourselves . No humans or playing dead. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1613 So on the cruise ship from europe just docked close to the beach. You feel like French or Italian tonight? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1614 This whale watching gig definitely has its perks. 1.3010 0.05827 103 78 17 7
1615 I don't know how we get off this beach, but honey, let's live for the moment! 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
1616 I could live like this for ever. We should have evolved more 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1617 Can you believe the rate we got? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1618 Remember when being beached was a bad thing. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1619 It’s so nice to get away from the hustle and bubble. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 24 3
1620 Is that the best Mai Ti ever, or What ? 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1621 Not all beached whales need saving. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1622 Who thought "endangered" would be this much fun? I can't wait 'til we're extinct. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1623 On the plus sign, with the sea levels and temperatures so much higher, I'm enjoying Antarctican beaches so much more! 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1624 Scott, I hope you brought 50 spf and some bottled water. We're gonna be here for a while. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1625 We're having a whale of a good time on our vacation. 1.3000 0.04714 100 72 24 2
1626 The orca said I look like George Hamilton. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1627 This is the life. Let's stay here year round! 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1628 Humans coming, look like you're in trouble... 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1629 You can smile now, but do you know how far we have to swim to get back home? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1630 Perfect. They're even playing our song. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1631 Nice place. This is why I trust Beloogle reviews. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1632 Humans are so stupid. They say beached like it's a bad thing. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1633 This global warming ain't so bad. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1634 Those poor people on the whale watch. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1635 I told you we'd win. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1636 Try, '"Hast seen the tan Whale!" 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1637 Ahab won’t be looking for a beautiful bronze whale… 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1638 Does this outfit make me look fat? 1.3000 0.05025 100 71 26 2
1639 I'm sick of fish, let's try the Landlovers menu. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1640 Don't worry. Be happy. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1641 Sounds enticing; I'll also have a Sex-on-the-beach cocktail. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
1642 You were absolutely right! We really are having a whale of a time. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1643 Nature is Healing", circa Summer 202 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1644 This is great. All we need now is a boatload of plankton to make it perfect. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1645 So what’s wrong with feeling like a beached whale? 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1646 Hey, how about we reconsider that migration? 1.2991 0.04827 107 77 28 2
1647 Before the climate crisis, this used to be someplace called Manhattan. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1648 How about the Krill Cafe tonight? 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1649 Just enough ice left for a Mai Tai… 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1650 Delphinapterus Leucas is currently out of office. If your email is urgent, please re-send it the narwhal. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1651 I’m going to get the coconut shrimp. Want anything? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1652 Yeah, a little guilty, but hunting them to their extinction does have some benefits. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1653 You know what, global warming really isn’t so bad! 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1654 I'm done being their white whale. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1655 God, I loved being beached! 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1656 Ah … just look at us, lying around like a couple of beached humans. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1657 After Ahab, time for rehab. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1658 Could you rub sunscreen on my humpback? 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1659 This resort is literally to die for. 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
1660 Now that the two-legged's are gone, we can start evolving. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1661 I can’t believe this is how we’re going to die… I love you so much Diane 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1662 I just don't understand why everyone keeps asking why we beach ourselves! 1.2982 0.04973 114 83 26 4
1663 Will you be able to swim a straight line if we get pulled over? 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1664 Fancy a spell of de-evolution? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1665 I'm so glad we got the all-inclusive trip! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1666 Wasting away in Margaritaville.. Just Chilling it.. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1667 The Bulgari Belugas. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1668 Did you bring the plancton sandwiches? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1669 These sunglasses don't come anywhere near my eyes, and I'm trying everything I can to keep my live skin cells from being damaged by the sun, and my blowhole is in the wrong place 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1670 Enjoy your Mai Tai, I gotta get back to the aquarium show. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1671 Switching from Sierra Club to Club Med was a great idea. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1672 Great White Whale my ass! 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
1673 So enjoyable here with all the primates gone! 1.2976 0.06055 84 62 17 4
1674 We should have walked on land a long time ago. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1675 Who said being a Beached Whale wasn’t Fun ! 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 14 5
1676 Yep, I think that seaweed is starting to hit. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1677 This global warming thing sure has an upside 1.2975 0.04788 121 88 28 4
1678 Honey, it's all inclusive -- knock yourself out. 1.2973 0.05368 111 82 21 6
1679 Make sure you turn every 30 minutes. Don't come crying to me if you end up in the orca exhibit at Sea World with those tan lines. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1680 The ocean being what it is these days I'm thinking of growing legs. 1.2973 0.04889 111 81 27 3
1681 As I said, ocean living is overrated 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
1682 It's fun playing human, isn't it? 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1683 Let’s savor this moment before the whale lovers force us back into water 1.2970 0.06221 101 79 12 9
1684 The Real Housewives of Beluga Beach.” 1.2970 0.05367 101 74 22 4
1685 Being beached isn’t what it used to be 1.2969 0.04054 128 92 28 3
1686 With a tan, Ahab will never find us. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1687 Closing the beach because of sharks was the best thing that ever happened to us. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1688 And they said New York beaches weren't nice. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1689 No Silly, I'm named after that famous Marx brother, 'Harpoon.' 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1690 People can say what they want about all my blubber. But it's still a legitimate swimmer's body. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1691 I love being a beached whale, don't you dear? 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1692 Remind me...is this the mating season? 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1693 I know I should feel bad that the humans all died, but this is DELIGHTFUL. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1694 Life's a beach at low tide. 1.2963 0.05305 108 80 22 5
1695 One mammal's beaching is another's climate tourism. 1.2963 0.04790 108 78 28 2
1696 Best migration vacation ever! 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1697 According to the Times, there were five shark attacks this week. Remind me to give the shark a bonus, babe. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1698 This sure beats chasing mackerel. 1.2963 0.04790 108 75 26 2
1699 I can't believe we found a clothing optional beach this close to the city! 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1700 Wow,Amazon Prime really does deliver fast! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1701 Is this how hot humans must feel all the time? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1702 You wouldn't believe what they charge for caviar in this resort. 1.2963 0.05773 108 83 16 8
1703 Let's enjoy the beach until the news crews get here. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1704 Let’s do this every Summer 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 23 4
1705 This sure beats doing the museums again. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1706 Maybe this time a bunch of do-gooders won't keep trying to push us back into the water. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1707 Take-out? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1708 Why didn’t we think of this before? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1709 Like I always say, you can't spell "beached" without beach. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1710 hey don’t give me a hard time, I don’t want to look like Elon Musk! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1711 Jersey feels like north Miami. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1712 Let's hope the humans don't discover our nude beach.” 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1713 Wait until Willy hears about this! 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1714 Drink up-vacation calories don’t count. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1715 I want to get so tan no one will even know i’m a Beluga anymore! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1716 Why did it take so long to realize beach could be a verb? 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1717 Way better than showing off for those tourists off of the coast! 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1718 Whale on this. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1719 Thank you BP settlement!” 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1720 We've gotta go off the radar more often. 1.2952 0.05050 105 76 25 3
1721 Who says beached whales have to be tragic? 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1722 I say vacation, you say vocation. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1723 Did you see all those people from New Jersey acting like beached whales? 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1724 Enough sushi how about shrimp scampi? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1725 To beach or not to beach? Who wants to know, I ask. 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
1726 I like being beached. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
1727 Let's do a vacation podcast. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1728 It’s “Beach Whale,” dammit, not “Beached Whale”! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1729 Watch out for humans who will try to rescue us from a day at the beach. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1730 At last we have the beach to ourselves 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1731 The only thing missing is an anaconda 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1732 For beach reading, they recommend Moby-Dick. As if! 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1733 Oh, man, am I glad that we made that wrong turn at Greenland! 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1734 How about having leg of human tonight? 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1735 And you were satisfied when they just saved us. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1736 What’s all the complaining about Global Warming? 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1737 The beaches are less crowded since the mass extinction 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1738 Those timeshare folks sure are pushy. And tasty. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1739 I feel like a beached whale. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
1740 Here comes another boat, let's give them something to watch. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 21 4
1741 This sudden surge in evolution is awesome! You think humans taste like chicken? 1.2941 0.05322 102 75 22 4
1742 It's so great that we found this isolated beach where we can lay out, and people won't be staring & poking at us, & trying to drag us back out to sea 1.2941 0.05230 102 76 18 5
1743 Let’s just enjoy it while it lasts. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1744 Ahhh, Life’s a beach, Brenda! 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1745 Let’s just whale away the hours 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1746 You're right, this is far better than breaching. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1747 Just call me the orca from Majorca. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1748 I got the idea reading Darwin! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1749 All right! The right whales at the right time in the right place! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1750 Let’s enjoy it while we last! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1751 Hard to believe Ahab never figured out we were twins. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1752 Think of the tan you could get if there was an oil spill! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 18 4
1753 Let's keep this place our little secret. 1.2935 0.05250 92 66 23 2
1754 Honey, am I tan enough to fool Ahab? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1755 What do you think the land mammals are up to? 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 25 4
1756 And they wonder, why whales beach. 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1757 You know, we could have done this 400 million years ago. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1758 You wanna be Great White all your life, fine. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1759 So,my pod or yours tonight? 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 17 9
1760 Selling short. When it works, ain't it great? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1761 Turns out Jonah had a private beach. Who knew” 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1762 This vaycay is so 70's! 1.2925 0.05186 106 77 23 4
1763 Might as well enjoy ourselves." 1.2925 0.04827 106 76 27 2
1764 Whale to go! 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1765 I do not understand why our ancestors decided to go back to living in the ocean instead of on land. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1766 Let's order the Captain Ahab dinner; it's to die for. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1767 I'm reading Grandpa Mobey's autobiography. If only he could see us now. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1768 I'm so glad we went to the Ted Talk on Body Positivity. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1769 With this tan Captain Ahab won't recognize me. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1770 So this is what you get after years of schilling for fish in font of an audience in a local aquarium 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1771 This dolphin reboot of 'From Here to Eternity' is gonna be huge. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1772 Getting beached ain’t so bad after all! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1773 Nice beach. I probably shouldn't have swallowed the cabana boy.... 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1774 I could really get used to this global warming 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1775 Remember when they thought it was US they had to worry about? 1.2913 0.05278 103 76 21 4
1776 Ooooh, check out the Krill Grill! 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1777 So what’s wrong with being a fish out of water? 1.2913 0.05627 103 78 18 6
1778 Fish can only dream of a life like this! 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1779 What good is a tan when I'm this blubbery? 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1780 It's so great to get away from all the microplastics. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1781 ahhhh, climate change 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1782 When we get the planet back we can do this whenever we want. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1783 Ah, another empty beach! Spreading all that propaganda about beaching was a masterstroke, Doris. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1784 I love how our relationship is evolving. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1785 What’s so wrong with global warming? I finally get to work on my tan. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1786 Next on the schedule? Pickleball. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1787 Where did you see that drink on the menu? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1788 Lobster salad or sushi? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1789 Lol our plan worked. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1790 Having a whale of a time! Wish you were here. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1791 Those shark attacks the other day sure cleaned out our favorite beach this time. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1792 Fat chance I'd blow this off. 1.2907 0.05453 86 62 21 2
1793 I just love calling in sick. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1794 I think I'll have the lime krill soda. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1795 Dammit, I hate getting sand in my blowhole. 1.2906 0.05014 117 86 23 5
1796 I want to be a pink dolphin! 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
1797 Look what we've missed. 1.2903 0.04732 93 66 27 0
1798 And they think getting beached is bad for us. 1.2903 0.05203 93 66 23 1
1799 And that’s why they call me a sperm whale. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1800 'I'll concede that point, but I don't want to look like a "bleached" whale at the same time.' 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
1801 Says here this is what happens when the artist forgets porpoises need dorsal fins. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1802 I’m having a whale of a time, how about you? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1803 On this vacation let’s not go swimming. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1804 And later on, we can go people watching. 1.2900 0.05374 100 74 21 4
1805 Orcina, just enjoy Florida; it.will not be here long, just like our last vacation spot. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1806 See, being beached isn't all bad. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1807 Remember, the safe word is ‘barnacle’. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1808 I heard about this beach on the podcast. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1809 What time is the human-watching excursion? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1810 And then, later on, they'll give us a group massage. 1.2897 0.04970 107 78 25 3
1811 Hey! Back in the water! It's a National Geographic photographer ... 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1812 It says here NYC is one of the best places to go for 'people-watching' excursions. And it's always mating season." 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1813 Can you get my blowhole 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1814 The beach is nice, but I mis bl owing in the water. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1815 What's the use of being a beached whale if you can't enjoy it? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1816 Life's a beach, no?" 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1817 Good to recycle! Everything has another porpoise. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1818 I hate it when the menu is all in French. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1819 I’m so glad that we booked the beached excursion 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1820 I hope those pesky humans don't drag us back into the water this time. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1821 I told you that you would enjoy the Hamptons ! 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1822 Ah, evolution. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1823 What heat wave? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1824 Oh don’t forget to tip the cabana koi, eel really appreciate it. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1825 Don’t you even miss them a bit? 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1826 I’m really having a whale of a time. Beaching is a great idea. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1827 Beached, my ass! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 5
1828 I wonder what the porpoises are doing today. 1.2887 0.05276 97 70 19 2
1829 Sunscreen is for wimps. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1830 Gee, I wonder what the sardines are doing today?! 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1831 This winter, let’s get ourselves chalet’ed. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1832 The perks for the whale watching antics sure are great in this town. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1833 Might as well enjoy it while it lasts. 1.2887 0.05276 97 71 22 3
1834 ...The best part? No idiots trying to push us back in. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1835 Today I totally deep-dunked that dumbass Ishmael. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1836 If you're gonna get 'beached,' this is the way to go. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1837 I should have brought the lounge chair. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1838 I got tired of being the Great White Whale. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1839 It's good to take a break from the pod once in a while, isn't it? 1.2885 0.05905 104 82 14 8
1840 Kinda makes you forget all about your blowhole, doesn't it? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1841 Nothing like being a beached whale without any humans around. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1842 What will the neighbors say, Stan?!?...That reflector'll turn you into a redneck before you can say, "beluga caviar"... 1.2885 0.05144 104 79 19 4
1843 It worked for the Orcas. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1844 Honeymooners at last alone!!! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1845 Chapter one: “Call me Ismael .” 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1846 I never noticed the advantages of warm ocean temps till I had my first Margarita. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1847 Get back in an call Bill and Regina. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1848 It's a shame we can't stay longer. 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
1849 ‘What’s more, Moby Dick’s on channel 6 tonight!’ 1.2879 0.04753 132 99 26 6
1850 It's called multi-tasking. I'm doing crunches and catching rays at the same time. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1851 It’s beluga time, Baby! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1852 Now that global warming is here, we can relax on the beach. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1853 Says here that, due to climate change, we should consider increasing our broad spectrum SPF from 30 to 50. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1854 There’s nothing like sun on your blubber and sand in your blowhole. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1855 You gotta blow off hump day when it's a killer blue like this one. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1856 I can’t wait to make those humans feel good for putting us back in 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1857 Hey — some help here! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1858 There are some advantages to global warming 1.2872 0.04692 94 67 27 0
1859 Don't you just love Harpoon Holidays? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1860 When you're beached, treat it like a vacation. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1861 I hope that drink's a "Sex On The Beach". 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1862 Beachin' whales, on the other hand, do not require a rescue. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1863 The whale watchers should see us now. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1864 Told you I had Amazon Prime! Now make me a drink too and we can quit worrying about how hot the water’s getting. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1865 This is certainly a whale of a menu! 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1866 10/10, would get beached again. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1867 Maybe Moby Dick is just another party animal. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1868 The shrimp cocktail sounds good. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1869 We’re not beached whales, we’re resort whales. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1870 It’s so nice to just krill time. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1871 Brown blubber is muscle 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1872 I’ll jump back into the hot tub in 5 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1873 I'd say we've got a good hour or two before the marine biologists show up and push us back in. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1874 Gee, Lori. Isn't it nice to get away from the kids and all those whale-watchers, and have some time for ourselves. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1875 Thank you, sharks. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1876 I told you that fake fin would scare them off. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1877 Hey--let's scrap the idea to find a new school. 1.2869 0.04429 122 89 31 2
1878 I love staycations with you. 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
1879 The sperm whales, chased from the sea by the condom whales, find that dry land isn't really all that bad. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1880 Get a load of this whale tail. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1881 I hope high tide never comes. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1882 You should SEE what this says about where those silly people can see us up close! HAHAHAHAHAHA! 1.2857 0.04982 112 83 24 4
1883 Uh...Can you be too drunk to care that you can't breathe? 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1884 Let me know when it's time to fire up the krill. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1885 I hope those bottlenoses never find this spot. 1.2857 0.05804 77 56 18 2
1886 Not a whale watching boat in sight…salud. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1887 Can we say we're having a whale of a time? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1888 If beaching is wrong, I don't wanna be right. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1889 A little sand in the hole won't hurt us. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1890 Awe honey…life’s a breach! 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1891 Next year, I won’t even need the tanning reflector! 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1892 My mother told me you sperm whales are up to no good 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1893 Beaching ourselves... what could go wrong? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1894 They say 'beached' like it's a bad thing. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1895 I don't want to get wet, but I'll put my fin in. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1896 Nice change of pace. Let's order out more often. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1897 This sure beats shark eats shark back at the office. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1898 … so Dr. Fran was like, ‘What if you reframe Climate Emergency as Hot Whale Summer? 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1899 I did not mind the swimming but the pollution was getting to me 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1900 Wonder how Betty and Joe are doing on their Japanese cruise vacation?" 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1901 Baby Beluga no longer needed her fake ID. 1.2857 0.05182 77 55 22 0
1902 Good news, Martha, we're set to evolve legs again. 1.2857 0.06091 77 57 16 3
1903 Who says Belugas can't have a hell-of-a-guda time?! 1.2857 0.05141 112 84 22 5
1904 Do you ever wonder if they'll call this Beluga Beach one day? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1905 See…this doesn’t blow 1.2857 0.05802 98 75 16 6
1906 ‘It’s a lot more fun once you give up on having the “ideal beach body”!’ 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1907 Since Captain Ahab was stalking a great white whale, a deep tan was suddenly fashionable. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1908 Careful honey, nobody likes a red whale 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1909 Let's enjoy this before they comeback to save us. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1910 Ugh, that Ahab guy will not leave me alone. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1911 We're the first beached whales in history who came ashore on purpose. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1912 beached bums 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1913 And then Ishmael says, Come on Mo, can’t you show a little empathy? 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1914 Ah, there's nothing like a beach vacation to make you feel like a mammal again. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1915 Nothing like chillin’ on the beach after a day of people-watching! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1916 We have the beach to ourselves. They send a shark alert when they saw us. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1917 Bbbbaby Belugas? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1918 Aah! Memories of the night before. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1919 Sometimes there's nothing wrong with being a beached whale. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1920 ...and they feel sorry for beached whales! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1921 They'll never recognize me. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
1922 I just love the Jersey shore. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1923 What do mermaids keep complaining about?! They get this plus a tan, who cares about the prince 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1924 Sun is hot. Am I getting a little too gray? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1925 Finally, a day off after jumping through all those hoops. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1926 Tomorrow's our last day, whale watching tour or parasailing? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1927 Thank God. No more icebergs! 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1928 I'm loving this vacation, but if one tree-hugger tries to roll me back in I'm going all Moby Dick on them. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1929 This weather is to die for. 1.2835 0.04596 127 94 28 4
1930 Still...I sorta miss our old icebergs. 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
1931 This is my favorite place to be beached. 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1932 Who says beached whales can't have a good time. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1933 Honey, be careful with that straw. 1.2830 0.05149 106 79 22 4
1934 What was the name of that tranquilizer we took? 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1935 Lovin' the Raffi royalties, Baby! 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1936 Now this is living large. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1937 Yeah, give 'em just spoonful or two of caviar and they treat you just fine. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1938 I hear that blow hole sunning is the new hip thing. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1939 Soon we will be able to vacay in Nebraska. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1940 It says here the resort guarantees human sightings. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1941 Ever think about what a goldmine we'd be for climate deniers? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1942 Now, what do you think of reincarnation? 1.2828 0.05568 99 75 18 5
1943 Did you hear they found another beached human this morning? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1944 Is that the new Shrinkflation cocktail special? 1.2828 0.05185 99 73 22 3
1945 Whales gone wild: climate crisis leaves beached whales frisky,fun,and ready for some sun. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1946 Ya know, being beached is not so bad! 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1947 Just call me beauty on the beach. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1948 You were so smart to bring the blowhole sand plugs 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1949 I love being a beached bum. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1950 This ClubMed nesting could catch-on! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1951 I don't know.... we basically have seaweed salad every day. 1.2826 0.05202 92 67 22 2
1952 Enjoying a whale of our vacation? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1953 We’ll worry about getting back later. 1.2826 0.04720 92 66 26 0
1954 There's a lot to be said about being human, but I can't think of one good reason why any of us would be sad if they became extinct. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1955 Don’t you just love a staycation? 1.2824 0.04911 85 61 24 0
1956 Being endangered has its perks. 1.2824 0.06175 85 63 14 5
1957 If they’re gonna push me back in that hot salt bath, I want a damn tan first! 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1958 Putting the 'beach' back in 'beached' 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1959 I figure we'll hang out until about high tide. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1960 if you drink too many of these you’ll look like a beached whale! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1961 Oooh. We’ll have just enough time after the people watching excursion to get a couples seaweed wrap “ 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1962 This really is a Whale of a good time!" 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1963 Easy on your parasol drinks, we need to move to cooler waters. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1964 So nice to relax. Ignore the shell phone and the ocean calling. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1965 I need to get rid of some blubber. Let's see what's healthy on the menu. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1966 This could be fun, until the humans come and drag us back into the water again. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1967 You know what, maybe they’re right. Maybe global warming isn’t so bad. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1968 Who would have thought the people would have nuked themselves before they nuked us… 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1969 A rare glimpse of beached whales. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1970 Great choice! Love this beach.. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
1971 Why is it all these crazy environmentalist keep trying to save us from being 'beached'? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1972 Do you ever get sand in your blowhole? 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1973 Well, if you ask me, being beached is pretty much as good as it gets 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1974 I don't see what all the fuss is about.... 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1975 I just e-mailed Ahab not to chase too fast and stub one of his good toes. 1.2812 0.05278 96 71 21 3
1976 I can’t believe we never thought of this before. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1977 Yes, I do kind of wish that the kids were here. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1978 Thar she (hic) blows! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1979 Dontcha love that non-extradition clause? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1980 You can't beat a North Pole vacation! 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1981 We’re so close to home but it feels like a different world. 1.2809 0.05533 89 66 19 2
1982 Where's that shark guy that rents umbrellas? 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1983 Henry was right — all whales should do this before they die. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1984 This sure beats filtering krill! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1985 You know, Teddy, I’ve always loved the water, but I’m really starting to feel a connection to the land. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1986 And here I always thought getting beached was going to be a problem. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1987 Tell me again why being a beached whale is such an issue 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1988 They say "beached" like there's something wrong with it. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1989 I'm telling you Elon, these reflectors work! 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1990 Offsprings of Moby Dick's great-great grand children. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1991 If Ahab would know... 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1992 A whale of a time! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1993 You wouldn't happen to know the wi-fi password? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1994 I think I’ll have some beluga caviar to start. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1995 Ahab, Schmayhab! We've earned a break, honey. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1996 Scientists are such jackoffs, all ‘your blubber will overheat you on land,’ and ‘you’ll be dead within hours’ wah wah wah whatever, nerds. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1997 Nudist beaches are my favorite 1.2800 0.05140 100 74 22 3
1998 Remind me to send a bouquet of seals to the sharks for their help. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1999 I can’t decide between krill flambé and the minnow meunière 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2000 Who says being beached means we can't have a whale of a good time? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2001 OH! WHAT A LIFE!!! 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2002 They were right babe. Life is a beach! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2003 Such a beautiful day to get beached! 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2004 Livin' on the edge" 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
2005 This is the life! A life of porpoise! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2006 Stop blubbering about feeling like a beached whale! 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2007 I dunno… says here we should go back 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2008 Sure beats the ice sheet in Greenland. 1.2800 0.04731 100 72 22 1
2009 You need a harpoon to open the packaging. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2010 The best part about global warming, sunbathing year round 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2011 Oh, and besides wine tasting, we've also signed up for whale watching! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2012 Jumping through hoops finally paid off. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2013 They say global warming,I say spring break. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2014 Is my belly still so white? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2015 I don’t know about you, but I’m having a dolphin of a time. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2016 Remember when Mom warned us against beaching? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2017 They'll regret calling us white whales! 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2018 Bet the humans didn’t think this is what they meant by “all-inclusive” 1.2793 0.05604 111 87 15 8
2019 With global warming I say adapt or die. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2020 Don’t worry, according to the latest climate models, the water should reach us any day now. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2021 . . . no more teachers’ dirty looks 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2022 I like the Dolphins against the Seahawks next week 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2023 Global warming ain't all bad. Two beached whales on school vacation! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2024 Hate it when they drag us back in! Selfish! 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2025 I love global warming! 1.2791 0.05646 86 64 18 3
2026 Sure, they were delicious, but now we have to wait an hour before we can go back in the water. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 17 3
2027 Can you believe all this climate change talk, aren't we having the best summer ever? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2028 They say anything above SPF 4500 is just marketing… 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2029 Having a Manhattan in Manhattan is lovely” 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2030 Chilling on Fire Island! 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
2031 I can get used to this climate change thing 1.2788 0.04625 104 76 27 1
2032 Remind me to send a 'Thank You' to the Planner for the Aquarium Addition 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2033 You were right, the artic is the perfect summer vacation spot 1.2788 0.05372 104 79 19 5
2034 “Booze Cruise… I’m a big fan.” 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2035 This is living large, we should have beached years ago. 1.2788 0.06180 104 85 9 10
2036 So where are you going on vacation? 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
2037 Don’t know what the panic about global warming is… 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2038 Enjoy it while we're able; Ted may come running back soon. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2039 Everybody else goes to Miami Beach to blow it out, but I'll take Coney Island any day. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2040 These Wyoming beaches have the best cocktails. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
2041 Seems like sunning your hole has really put you in a good mood. 1.2788 0.05543 104 80 17 6
2042 Beached whales have all the fun! 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2043 Who says life requires a serious porpoise? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2044 Stop that! I love your blubber just the way it is❤️ 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2045 This is fun until the humans come and start throwing water on us. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2046 And they say being beached is a BAD thing. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2047 Beached whale? Poor me! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2048 Did someone say, “Thar she sips?” 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2049 "If I bleach myself out more, my agent thinks she can get me a movie with Gregory Peck." 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2050 In truth, I don’t care if I do die here. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2051 They say vitamin D is best absorbed through your blow hole 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2052 seeing as we’re here… 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2053 Hey Babe,this brochure says that the major attraction out here is “swim with the humans.” We can touch them, feed them and even get them to do a back flip for us. Let’s do this before they go completely extinct. And then, we’d have seen it all. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2054 If Cap'n Ahab could see us now. 1.2782 0.04446 133 97 28 4
2055 Pod schmod -- it's nice to break away every now and then. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2056 Beaching? We're bitchin'! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2057 Did you see what they have on this menu?? 1.2778 0.05480 90 67 19 3
2058 see I told you there wouldn't be anyone here on this beach! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 20 2
2059 Only she can understand a map that's entirely blank. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2060 Just hope that Greenpeace doesn't come and spoil the party! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2061 How about we catch high tide to the feeding frenzy for lunch. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
2062 If you don't help me figure out where we're going I'm gonna blow my top! 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
2063 This is our dream life - Our real life is that we're beached and dead. 1.2778 0.05703 90 68 17 4
2064 Chillin ! 1.2778 0.06126 90 70 13 6
2065 You know what? Being beached isn’t so bad. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2066 Hey, there’s a world out there just waiting for us! 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
2067 Hey Sweetie, it says here that we'll eventually evolve to live in Jackson Heights and own a restaurant. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2068 Hot enough for ya? 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2069 ( Happy Whale Noises) 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2070 I'm reading this article about our uncle Ralph and some guy named Ahab. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2071 Now this is a whale tale podcast! 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
2072 Beats the hell out of phytoplankton and krill, don’t it Sam? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2073 Right: See World. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2074 I actually hate this, but I can’t wait to tell everyone what we did Monday morning. 1.2778 0.04525 108 79 28 1
2075 See I told you. Sharks don’t know about this spot. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2076 This global warming has perks. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2077 Gotta tan fast before we get rolled back in. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2078 With a job that krills you, sometimes being beached isn't so bad 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2079 We're having a whale of a time. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
2080 This must be what my therapist meant when they said to practice reflection this summer. 1.2772 0.05650 101 78 16 4
2081 We finally got our beach vacation. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2082 Those other beached whales are doing it wrong. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2083 Hey, pass me the barrel of SPF 50. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2084 Their relaxing afternoon was about to be ruined by a passerby spotting two beached whales. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2085 We're living the life! In the 1960's they thought Ralph Kramden was fat. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2086 Why is it important that New York City exists? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2087 We're changing the perception of "beached" whales. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2088 Might as well get used to it! 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2089 At least here they don’t try to drag you back in! 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2090 I’m never migrating again. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2091 If they wanted to speak our language, they’d publish these in patterned clicks.” 1.2766 0.04385 94 69 16 2
2092 And I always thought beaching myself was bad. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2093 I have a good shot at being Charlie Tuna’s stand-in! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2094 This is the greatest thing since sliced krill! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2095 So,this is how humans pollute our environment! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2096 I guess we could be called Welsh 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2097 Before global warming, we wouldn't be able to do this 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
2098 People come to see us. We get foods and drinks. Good-by plankton! 1.2763 0.05164 76 55 21 0
2099 I don't see any plankton? 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2100 It's nice to kick back for a change, and give our Tails a break 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2101 I told you those fake shark fins would be worth it. 1.2762 0.04588 105 77 27 1
2102 (no caption necessary) 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2103 And they're always asking why we do this! 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2104 I told you they'd be gone by 2121! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2105 Off season rentals are so much more relaxing. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2106 How come we never beached ourselves before? 1.2759 0.05590 87 65 18 3
2107 I'm telling you, plankton extinction is not that big a deal. How's your margarita? 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
2108 Hardly ever get out for a tan. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2109 Jonah spoils me after I spit him out. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2110 Orcas know how to kill time 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2111 Beached Whales, and loving it, Do Not Disturb. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2112 How about Majorca next year? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2113 They underestimated both the effects of climate change and our superior intelligence 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
2114 Just like they were saying, 'This is the life.' 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
2115 I think I'm finally coming around to this whole 'global warming' thing 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
2116 Lets beach ourselves more often, we deserve it. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
2117 If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 1.2752 0.04855 109 81 24 3
2118 and so close to the city... 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2119 Getting beached doesn't seem so terrible to me. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2120 Enjoy it while we still can. 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
2121 Ah, the simple joys of beached life. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2122 Darling, if you could ask for directions I wouldn't have to pretend I know how to read maps. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2123 I come here once a year. Just for the vibe. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2124 Why would you say that? I love the beach. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2125 This is nice, but I wonder how are humans doing in the sinking city? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2126 It says that as part of the punctuated equilibrium in evolution some hominid males suddenly started wearing ties. Want to try? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2127 By hiding out here, we're doing our part to stay on the endangered species list. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
2128 A marine biologist once saved me on this beach 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
2129 Evolve those legs, Martha. Ever since the humans destroyed their society with those insane economic policies, the land is ripe for the taking. 1.2745 0.05513 102 78 13 6
2130 I'f this works, no one will ever say 'fish-belly white' again! 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
2131 So Putin has his swagger back today, my Blubbie… a Solar Flare hit earth, Uncle Joe Biden has Covid, Jan 6th goes primetime, Saweetie goes blonde, NFTs still mushy, but WE, Blubbie,WE just keep having… a whale of a time. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 13 7
2132 Way to go buddy. 1.2745 0.05242 102 76 20 4
2133 What's so bad about being a beached whale? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2134 “And after a while we’ll order some sushi” 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2135 This is way better than flying. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2136 Just when you get in the groove, it’s time to go back to the Arctic. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2137 The new shrimp cocktail menu is to die for! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2138 You were right! For a "staycation" this is pretty nice. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2139 Do you fancy going out Snorkeler-watching this afternoon? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2140 Being beached ain’t so bad.” 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2141 We're having a whale of a good time. 1.2738 0.05449 84 62 19 2
2142 Here we are, having a whale of a time! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2143 Elmer and Rita finally making good use of a "Beached Whale Groupon" 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2144 This is the right way to get beached. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2145 Can we fast-forward evolution? This is the life! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2146 Remember to lather your blubber every four hours. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2147 Isn't it great to just get away from it all? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2148 I booked us a 2 o'clock people watching cruise. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2149 It’s all good except for the blowhole situation. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2150 After swimming by it for years, who would have thought that Wales would be so accommodating 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2151 Here's to a long, happy and healthy retirement. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2152 Now if we could keep the humans from constantly dragging us back into the water. 1.2737 0.05487 95 72 18 4
2153 Migration..schmigration! I'm beeched! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2154 Ah -- soaking up rays and sipping rum punches. Can summer get any better?! 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2155 So tell me again, what's the big problem with beaching? 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2156 Take your clothes off ! 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2157 How long has this been a nude beach? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2158 We fooled them with our fake shark fins honey, and they left this beach stuff!" 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2159 How does it go, "life's a beach, and then...?" 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2160 Those humans better not push me back out to sea again before I get a nice tan. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2161 Then what happened, Moby? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2162 Trading places with humans is fun!! I wonder how they are making out with our neighbors the tiger sharks? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2163 Ah, this is the life...draining from my body. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2164 And for a couple of hours we won’t have to dodge plastic. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2165 He'll never find me here. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2166 Tell me again why we spend so much time in the Arctic? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2167 Who knew getting beached is fun, not fatal. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2168 Gotta remember to thank our shark buddies, the beaches are ours! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2169 Stick and stones. I paid good money for this vacation and I plan to enjoy it. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2170 I'm dreading the end of our vacation but the show must go on" 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2171 Fish tales. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2172 And they told us to stay underwater! 1.2727 0.04987 110 83 22 4
2173 I never understood all those warnings about beached whales. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2174 I just can't describe how good of a time I'm having! 1.2727 0.05140 99 73 18 3
2175 Climate change has its perks 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2176 Dude, just because I'm beached doesn't mean I'm bleached. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2177 Great White? So over that. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2178 This is a whale of a beach to be beached on. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2179 Ahab will never recognize me now! 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2180 Why cover up? We’re living in the age of embracing our curves! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 17 3
2181 Who needs water when you look this hot okurrrr 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2182 Beached Whales: What marine biologists DON'T want you to know. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
2183 This isn't as bad as they say it is. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2184 We always have a whale of a time together, Wally 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2185 If you gotta go, you gotta go. 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
2186 Previously on Jersey Shore . . . 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2187 If it’s Tuesday, this must be Belgium! 1.2718 0.04616 103 76 26 1
2188 Uh oh, here come those fools that keep pushing us back in. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2189 Holy cow. There’s a war in Ukraine. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2190 Did you remember to set your Out-Of-Ocean message? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2191 …and then he said “climate change is a hoax” hahahaha. oh humans. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2192 We got our GPS tracker from Amazon 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2193 And they kept telling us a beached whale was a bad thing! 1.2710 0.04708 107 79 25 2
2194 Let’s not tell the others. 1.2708 0.06012 96 76 12 7
2195 I want to look good for my zither recital. 1.2708 0.05437 96 73 18 4
2196 Soon we will be able to bask on the beaches of Antarctica. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2197 Wow! According to the map this used to be NYC!” 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2198 You can always tell when it’s a spray-on pale. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2199 Yeah, and we don't need towels 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2200 One of the perks of being a beached whale." 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
2201 I love this place! No tourists! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2202 Eat your heart out Captain Ahab! 1.2706 0.04847 85 62 23 0
2203 Climate change,My blow hole! 1.2706 0.04393 85 60 20 0
2204 I’m lovin’ my beached bod. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2205 Well at least we're trying to enjoy the earth burning up and everything. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2206 No need to hurry. The way these morons live, the sea will rise to us in no time. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2207 Enjoy the beach while you can. Pretty soon it'll all be under water. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2208 It says here if you can achieve a birth on land we'll get a cetacean 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2209 Look, honey, I see humans! 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2210 I found this spot by a fluke. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2211 After our naps, we'll search for lunch. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2212 Ahh, my favorite drink - A Blue Whale! 1.2700 0.04683 100 74 25 1
2213 This new Melville thriller is a great beach read” 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2214 Before I started drinking this water I had arms and legs 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2215 Screw seasonal migration… let’s just hump back here. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2216 Beluga whales just wanna have fun... 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2217 Gladys, there are beached whales, and then there's us. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2218 WHO KNEW ALASKA COULD BE SO MUCH FUN! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2219 Last time I got so rudely shoved back in the ocean. Now I’m tanned unevenly. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2220 Hey Honey, who was it said that life was a beach? 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2221 I think we beached and went to heaven. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2222 Tilikum never had it this good! 1.2697 0.05929 89 69 14 5
2223 Every fight has a loser - let's make love 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2224 I really hope no pesky environmentalists turn up 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2225 Being a beached whale has its perks! 1.2696 0.04674 115 86 25 3
2226 If I'd have known this is what it would be like to be beached, I've had done it a lot sooner. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2227 In think I can feel the is tide turning. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
2228 Aren't you worried that there isn't a lifeguard? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
2229 Yeah, I know you like this Caribbean weather in the Hamptons, but I’m telling you, you’ll be much happier up in Kennebunkport. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
2230 Ishmael won't be looking for a beautifully bronzed whale 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2231 Are you sure you want the fish sticks? 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
2232 A rare look at the sperm whales’ mating ritual 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2233 Unfortunately, all of the entrees cost an arm and a leg. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
2234 Didn't think we'd ever visit Lake Michigan, but you gotta love climate change 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
2235 So being "beached" ain't so bad... 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2236 Let’s hope the sharks never think of this! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2237 I suggest grilled lime krill with your margarita. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2238 Working from home today 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2239 So what's on the menu. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2240 Wastin’ away again in Belugaville 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2241 We're having an "us" of a time. 1.2688 0.04622 93 68 25 0
2242 Ugh I got sand in my blowhole again. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 18 3
2243 Thank God it's a nude beach. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2244 This vacation has been a whale of a time! 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2245 Finally, they'll have to call me something other than a white whale. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2246 I much prefer the tanning mirror to baby oil and iodine 1.2688 0.04622 93 67 25 0
2247 Man! I love global warming! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2248 I always knew beached whales got a bad rap from the media. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2249 Let's see if they will keep calling us white whales 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2250 Don't drink too much, it'll make your stomach hurt when we go back in. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2251 Took a lot to get here, but I'm glad we came. 1.2685 0.05197 108 81 19 5
2252 Were having a whale of a time on this vacation! 1.2683 0.04923 82 60 22 0
2253 If you can't eat them, join them. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2254 Swimming is highly overrated. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2255 Nice resort, but the Krill Salad wasn't as fresh as we get back in the ocean. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2256 I never knew being forced to adapt could be so good! 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2257 It says that there's a podcast later on" 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
2258 What time is Governor Christie arriving? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2259 This private beach sure beats the people-watching tour. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2260 I'm going for that "just rightness" of the whale. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2261 So why the fuss over beached whales? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2262 The great thing about being beached is you’re forced to unplug. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2263 It was so nice to turn on my out-of-ocean reply. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2264 It's beached-whale girl summer. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2265 Hey, order me another krilltini, will ya? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2266 Nothing beats a beach all to ourselves. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2267 I told you we'd have one whale of a good time. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2268 HEY...Forget the TAN... THIS IS ICE and it's MELTING!!!! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2269 I must say, whale of a good time! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2270 This sure beats that Ahab gig. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2271 Darling, why is planet earth so blue? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2272 White whale summer motherfucker, bitches go berserk, Imma stick it in her blowhole, an' make my shawty squirt. Got a megaton of plankton, enough krill to thrill. Got seven seas of ambergris, I hope you on the pill. 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
2273 Humans should know that being a beached whale isn’t all that bad! 1.2673 0.04644 101 75 25 1
2274 The weather has been great for a whale now. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2275 If the dolphins could see us now... 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2276 I'm getting hungry. Too bad there's no beach patrol. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
2277 This is the time that I would really like a cigarette! 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
2278 Are you up to a swim tonight? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
2279 I've heard this is a great location for people watching. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2280 Global warming is doing wonders for my tan. 1.2667 0.04947 90 66 21 1
2281 Favorite Flex Work Location? Beached! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2282 I'm so glad they're all extinct. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2283 I told you shorting META would put us on Easy Street. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2284 You know what would be really fun? Let's go out on the water, find a sightseeing boat, pretend like we are injured, then when they get close enough to see what is wrong, we capsize the boat. 1.2667 0.05799 75 56 16 2
2285 Look at us, lazier than a beached male. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2286 I brought anchovies for hors d'oeuvres 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2287 I am reading about global warming! What do we care how much the oceans rise? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2288 -This beach is very whalecoming! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2289 Yep! I’m into global warming! 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2290 Honey, let's open a facility here. Its name is: Untouched by human hands. 1.2667 0.05428 90 68 18 3
2291 Let’s get two more Blow Pop Martinis with a side of salted sardines.” 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2292 Having a whale of a time at the beach. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2293 Who says we can't adapt to being beached? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2294 Finally,we escape the kids for one day. I needed quality time with my own. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2295 I was so tired of those fishing boat tan marks 1.2667 0.05870 90 70 14 5
2296 My friend, I feel so free of stereotypes now that I accept the body I was born with 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2297 This takes care of the dark underbelly. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2298 If he keeps up that slurping, I swear I'm going to smother his blowhole! 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2299 This place really clicks with me. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2300 Aren't we supposed to be on that whale watching Zoom right now? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2301 yo why do these humans call us sperm whales for?? They're the dickheads... 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2302 I heard they can't afford driving to the beach in this economy. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2303 Let’s see them compare my skin to Elon Musk’s now! 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
2304 Want to go people watching? Blubber Beach is to our left. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2305 How much krill do you think I can order? 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2306 Hey, being a beached whale isn't half bad! 1.2661 0.04447 109 81 27 1
2307 I an't decide between the slow swimmer saute or the grilled tourist. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2308 Let's wait for the water to warm up. 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
2309 Baby...let me tell ya the krill on this menu sounds divine. Yes my darling this cocktail is so delish... this whole being beached thing is midunderstood...we must be in right whale Heaven! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2310 If climate change is doing us in, we may as well go extinct in style. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2311 Better enjoy it before someone comes along and shoves us back into the water! 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2312 Did you bring any caviar? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2313 You can’t believe what I’m reading. I’m not sure we should be here anymore. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2314 Who knows? Maybe we can skip Baja this winter. 1.2660 0.05278 94 71 19 3
2315 Then I get to write it off as therapeutic – I am a lot less stressed sunning myself on a deserted beach. The guy who came up with the concept of ‘extinct’ is a genius.” 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2316 This sure beats being in a school with the fish! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2317 Sex On The Beach? Impossible. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2318 There's something to be said for global warming. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2319 Now that the sharks have moved to the city we can finally relax. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2320 I pity Ahab, missing out on this 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2321 Is that drink small or are you whaley big? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2322 This is gonna be a killer tan. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2323 I can’t believe everyone waits to come here until after they’ve retired! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2324 Who knew landlubberie had so much to offer? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2325 So where to next? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2326 ‘This beached whale business is not half as bad as its made out to be’ 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2327 We can go visit Grandpa in the NYC American Museum on Nature History, it's just a short swim there. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2328 I love climate change! 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2329 Now that everyone is imprisoned in their A/C cubicle, we have the beach to ourselves. The blessing of global warming, 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2330 Those beached body workouts really paid off! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2331 I hear the krill is gone, so let's have some blues. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2332 I call it reverse snorkeling 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2333 I still don’t see why he said “Be careful what you wish for.” 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2334 Sometimes it's nice to just get away for a while. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2335 I’m just hoping no do-gooders rush out here to throw us back in that cold water 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2336 Let's not let the Orcas know where we are. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2337 Don't you just love it when they evacuate the island resort? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2338 This is what I call evolution. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2339 Remind me why we don’t come to the beach more often. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2340 After our nap I'd like to take in that new movie KRILL BILL. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2341 Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow the ice floes melt. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2342 Why wait? The future is now! 1.2647 0.05200 102 77 19 4
2343 Let the sturgeons deal with the whole "Beluga" thing. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2344 Pickup or delivery? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2345 Being a beached whale is a lot better than I thought it would be. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2346 Ahab will never see this coming. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
2347 Summer body HERE WE GO! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2348 I hope you used a sunblock! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2349 I get it now - nothing beats unrefracted rays! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2350 You got to love global warming! 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2351 The water truly is more tropical on the other side of the ocean. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2352 That tan your getting is making me whistle, and click. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2353 I'm so glad we decided to bring this stuff. I had a feeling we were going to get beached today! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2354 Now that the humans have gone we can start again !!! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2355 By the end of the summer, no one will know we're Belugas. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2356 You Sham-ooze, you lose! 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2357 Good thing we don’t need to worry about bathing suit tan lines. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2358 The suffering of animals around the world due to global warming is intolerable. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2359 Cetacean Vacation. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2360 So glad we put sunbathing with humans on our bucket list. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2361 Aren't you glad we're marine mammals? 1.2639 0.05592 72 53 17 1
2362 After this beach, I don't think I can ever go back. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 19 2
2363 Life is beached and then you die 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2364 Can't believe I only got 3 days paid migration leave. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2365 That tourist guide we found on the net looked rather fishy! 1.2637 0.05024 91 68 17 3
2366 Finally,after thousands of years the humans killed themselves and left us in peace. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2367 Finally--we're a major figure in a great novel! 1.2637 0.04901 91 66 22 1
2368 Largest iceberg in the world!? This brochure must be from way back in 2021! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2369 Ah!! Tanning and cocktails. Thank you global warming. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2370 It’s hotter than Hades out here, but it beats the alternative! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2371 You were right: beaching can be bitching! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2372 They say that The Hudson Sea was once just a river! 1.2636 0.05114 110 85 19 5
2373 Who knew that "Baby Beluga" would be such a hit! 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
2374 Wait, is the tide coming in or going out? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2375 I’ll never understand why humans think of beached whales so negatively 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2376 I tan and tan but I'm not getting any bluer. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2377 Seven nights, six days 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2378 A cigarette would make this dream complete. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
2379 Doris, thanks for planning this getaway. I'm having a human of a time! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
2380 It’s peaceful here….Sometimes sharks are good for something. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2381 Finally we found a beach where they don’t keep pushing us back into the water. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2382 Back and forth. Back and forth. When will this Evolution ever end? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
2383 I lose color at 600 fathoms. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2384 This is the up side of global warning!! 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
2385 Ah,sweet sweet evolution… and to think, people took all this for granted. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2386 They say we sadly beached ourselves. Sadly? 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
2387 How is your krilltini, honey? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2388 If no one witnessed us, did it happen? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2389 Who knew being beached could be so relaxing? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2390 And then then Moby Dick bites off Ishmael's leg. I dunno. It just doesn't ring true. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
2391 Gregory Peck never had it this good! 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2392 I hope the humans don't try to drag us back out to sea. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2393 Know I'll eventually be homeless but global warming feels good so far! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2394 Ha Ha Ha, it says here that there is a growing concern among scientists about the large number of whales that are beaching themselves. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2395 Those apes think they're having all the fun... 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
2396 Fortunately, evolution is keeping us ahead of climate change. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2397 Sure the water's too hot. But we've done this before, right? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2398 I can't wait for humans to go extinct so we can do this all the time. 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2399 You look comfy. 1.2625 0.05553 80 60 17 2
2400 Ah. It’s great to be beached. 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2401 Miami Beached Whales 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2402 Wanna go skinny dipping? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2403 Having a whale of a time: fish....you were HERE! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2404 Work from home is great! 1.2625 0.05831 80 61 15 3
2405 Thank God they’re all gone. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2406 Hey Diane… Are you sure this is a nude beach? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2407 I could just live on the land, we should totally invest in a land front property 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2408 Before global warming, we’d never have had this beach all to ourselves. It would have been wall to wall people. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
2409 I love it when the cruise ships stop here. 1.2621 0.04967 103 78 21 3
2410 I can't understand why our ancestors didn't like the beach. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2411 I'll let you know if I see a boat. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2412 Beaches............JimmyBuffett had it right! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2413 Ahhhhh, Staycation! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2414 I wonder what the by-catch are doing today? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2415 Let's enjoy it until they come to push us into the water. 1.2619 0.05896 84 65 14 4
2416 I wonder what the porpoises are doing? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2417 If it takes global warming to get waiter service - so be it 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2418 Hey, Manta! Catch these rays. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2419 Am craving for revenge - shark fin soup. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2420 Let's take the first dinner cruise that features shark on the menu 1.2619 0.05896 84 65 14 4
2421 Next stop: Vegas. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2422 You're right, Ralph, much better than the cruise ship idea. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2423 Now, this is the life. Did you bring the sunscreen? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2424 This isn't quite as stressful as they make it look. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2425 The other guys have been doing it all wrong 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 11 3
2426 Moby! Let go of that guy's leg! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2427 Hey Moby, we’re close to Ahab’s home…let’s jump over! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2428 Let's go see India next. I hear they are totally vegetarian. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2429 Better finish up that mai tai, it's almost time to go get our blow holes bleached. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 18 2
2430 If you’re feeling at all peckish, let’s put in an order for a couple of tons of krill. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
2431 Beached is fun! 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2432 Just five more minutes, honey, or else they’ll try to blow us up again. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2433 Whale, ain’t this nice” 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2434 I can see why no one ever goes back 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2435 Climate change is doing wonders for my tan line 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2436 Finally, a beach the tourists don't know about. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2437 It says we will have a whale of a time cruising up the Hudson River! 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2438 I like the sanctuary. 1.2609 0.05325 92 70 18 3
2439 And to think all these years I was told being beached was a bad thing. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2440 I have a feeling there's a Starbuck nearby. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2441 Any idea where we are? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2442 Yeah, it's great until a bunch of misguided do-gooders pull you back into the water... 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2443 Fake News. Distressed beached whales. Hah! 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
2444 I don't know why people were so worried about a beached whale 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2445 You drink! I'll think! We'll see who gets to Oblivion first! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 19 2
2446 We should try the surf and turf. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2447 For once, it's as good as the advertisement promised. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2448 We’re smarter than dolphins. Whale-watchers have left us the whole beach. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2449 It’s been almost a month since we started to identify as humans. I feel exhausted but happy and ready to choose a pronoun. 1.2609 0.05545 92 71 16 4
2450 I just don't understand all the complaints about being beached. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
2451 This is the life. I wish those guys from Greenpeace would stop throwing us back in. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2452 Who said global warming would be no fun? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2453 If this is being "beached" count me in. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2454 Shorely there's something to be said for being all washed up. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2455 Let 'em keep thinking we're endangered" #WhaleOfATim 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2456 White whale no more. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2457 My preferred identifier is beached whale 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2458 Next year, I want to climb the Matterhorn! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2459 Paying the Sharks to swim here was the best vacation money we ever spent. Now we can spend time on the beach without all those marine biologists trying to haul us back into the water. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2460 We're just having a whale of a time!! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2461 It was really easy getting this beach all to ourselves. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2462 If you see the waiter, would you please order the caviar? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2463 Gone beaching 1.2600 0.05245 100 75 18 4
2464 Ugh! They told me the ink was waterproof. 1.2597 0.05669 77 58 16 2
2465 Man, every time I get beached I think “why can’t I just live here?” 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2466 Now that we’ve evolved, where do we go from here? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2467 Aaaaaaauuuunnaaaooootthheeeeerrrrr mmmaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii-taaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassse. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2468 Come, dear! See? Our home will expand here in a couple of years! 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2469 If you can't make here Ariel, there's no where 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2470 This isn’t sand…. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2471 Relax, there’s not a cameraman around. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2472 We gotta thank those sharks for scaring the bipeds away and leaving us the best vacation spots. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2473 That arctic timeshare was a bad idea, you said. We’ll never get our money out, you said. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2474 The only thing that could make today better would be a coney dog! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2475 I wonder if scientists will every figure out that it's not just sharks that bask. 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
2476 You know, maybe we shouldn't have given up our legs 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2477 Forget the ocean—I’m a beached whale now. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2478 Wildlife thriving in the wake of human extinction. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2479 The old man and the sea 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2480 Hello climate change, goodbye bleached whale! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2481 If you don’t flip over soon you’ll get a killer tan line. 1.2588 0.05333 85 64 18 2
2482 And those idiots wonder why we "beach" ourselves! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2483 I would so chill to some krill right now. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2484 I think global warming is underrated. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2485 It’s always better in the off-season. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2486 Did you remember to make the caviar? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2487 Who said being a beached whale was a bad thing? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2488 Can you believe they used vodka instead of gin to make a martini? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2489 Looks like you didn't need a map to find the booz. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2490 Moby-Dick the TAN whale!” 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2491 Thank god we found a beach with no pushy tourists 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2492 Hot Whale Summer 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2493 Global warming has it's perks! Too bad we'll all be dead in a decade! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2494 If we appear affable maybe people will boycott Iceland and the Faroe Islands. 1.2584 0.04667 89 66 23 0
2495 Getting a tan because I'm tired of the Great White Whale negativity. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2496 I told you—nothing's happening. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2497 In the next book, Ahab will be chasing the tastefully bronzed whale 1.2584 0.05185 89 67 19 2
2498 They said I was a washed up blow hard. Beluga me, now! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2499 Can you pass me the sun tan lotion? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2500 Ah, Jersey Shore! Hey, is it me, or is it getting easier to pass as the average tourist? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2501 First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2502 This is a hell of a time to catch up on your reading! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2503 Another week of this sun and Ahab will leave us alone! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2504 Finally, survival of the fittest! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 18 3
2505 Tired of being a white beluga? Come to the sunny Greenland beaches for a pigment makeover! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2506 Endangered my ass> 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2507 Who said 'beached whales' need to saved? 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2508 That’s right Bill, make the most of it. 1.2574 0.04140 101 78 19 2
2509 This is our beached whale summer. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 17 4
2510 Being beached whales is the life! 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2511 ...I think our parents lied to us about 'beaching' 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2512 Now that's what I call being a beached whale. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2513 Globe sure is warm today! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2514 This sure beats hanging out with Ahab 'round perdition's fire, don't you think, Moby-Jane? 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
2515 I love when we pretend it’s the 80s! 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
2516 I'm going to sell it on eBay and it'll keep us afloat 1.2569 0.04497 109 83 20 3
2517 Ahab better modify his search. I'm the Coco Butter Brown Whale now! 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2518 Francine, is this what they mean by a ‘whale’ of a good time? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2519 Next time let's bring towels. I'm covered in sand. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2520 There's not much we can thank the human race for -- but ok, gotta love the beach read and the summer cocktail! 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
2521 I knew it. Just got a crab in my blow hole.” 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2522 Ahab will never recognize me with this tan! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2523 Have my agent call Steven Spielberg ,Ishmael 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2524 You know, we used to be land critters. Now that the humans have come up with booze and porn, maybe we should be coming back. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2525 I never thought being a beached whale could be this good . 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2526 There's beaching . . . and then there's BEACHING! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2527 It's a newspaper. And it will be extinct before we are. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2528 Beached? Hell yeah I’m beached. 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
2529 Ahh, I love reading a three-folded newspaper with nothing printed on it. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2530 So nice to be able to travel to our favorite vacation spot without the hassle of delayed flights and cancellations. 1.2561 0.06449 82 66 9 6
2531 When you can’t beat them. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2532 See honey, I told you. The Jones’ did this a month ago and loved it so much, they never came back 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2533 Ah, it's a great way to die. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2534 You and me? When we beach ourselves, we beach in style. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2535 I keep cracking up, thinking about how they thought we were the ones in trouble. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2536 Drink too many more of those pina coladas and you’re going to look like a beached whale. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 17 2
2537 Sunburnt and drunk,just like US. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2538 Honey, look…an ad for monocular sunglasses!” 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2539 I'm writing a poem called 'a couple of whales bleached on a beach' . 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2540 Thank God we finally found a beach without humans--they keep trying to push us back into the ocean! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2541 Beluga! Beluga! Beluga! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2542 I must say this makes it abundantly clear that he never actually met you, Moby" 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2543 Be careful, your sunblock rating isn’t that high.” 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2544 Perhaps we should turn left at Albuquerque 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2545 I love a day out on the beach, but I'm always glad to go home again. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2546 Fish, squid, shrimp. This restaurant really is to die for. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2547 It's so relaxing here without all those tourists pushing us around. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2548 Getting a tan as a beluga is really the white whale of the summer. 1.2553 0.05002 94 71 20 2
2549 I'm loving the landlubber lifestyle. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2550 Gettin’ a tan Stan! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2551 See...I told you this would be better than Netflix and Krill. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2552 Maybe they won't recognize me with a tan..... 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2553 Nothing beats a day on the beach! Who knew? 1.2551 0.04426 98 73 25 0
2554 Wow!So life really is a beach! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2555 Living LARGE and Loving it. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2556 Says here we can order organic raw krill for 200 euros. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
2557 Whales at the beach. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2558 Honey, can we leave the kids home with your parents more often? 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
2559 The sharks will alert us for trespassers. 1.2547 0.04458 106 79 25 1
2560 got to embrace global warming 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2561 Hey Mobes, let's check out the aquarium. 1.2547 0.04252 106 79 27 0
2562 Did you give your credit card number to book KOKS? 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2563 Did you bring the spf 100. I burn easily 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
2564 You gotta blow off hump day on a killer blue like this one. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2565 Evolution has its benefits, for sure 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2566 Nothing like a good beach read and a cocktail. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2567 Turns out the biggest challenge of our age is getting this tan even. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2568 Kinda bummed that beached whales get all the attention... 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2569 At least we got here after 5. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2570 Life’s a beach. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2571 The crypto whales usually take vacation this time of the year. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2572 Oooh, I want a krill cocktail too. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2573 So, where do think we should go on vacation? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2574 Now I see why no one ever comes back from the beach. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2575 I told you there would be no riff riff manatees here 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2576 If anyone happens by, just play dead! 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2577 You know, they may be on to something here 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2578 When are you gonna use that? They said. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2579 I really love the no-tourist season. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2580 I am LOVING “how the other half lives”! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2581 After a day's work entertaining the tourists, cocktail hour is a blessed relief! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2582 I like living like we’re dying. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2583 When I read “Come to the islands…you’ll have a whale of a time”, I didn’t expect this! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2584 Soak it up before Greenpeace gets here 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2585 I’m a bit hungry. Shall we start moaning, Bunny? It’s so gratifying to give the rescue blokes raison d’etre. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2586 Who said climate change was a bad thing 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2587 A few more hours of this and it’s “So long great white whale!” 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2588 We had to evolve sooner or later 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2589 It helps me get a more even tan 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2590 You can't spell 'breach' without 'beach.' 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2591 And they wonder why we do it..... 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2592 Enjoy it while you can - before they drag us back in 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2593 Lady Killer Whales 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2594 Who said beaching is not rad? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2595 100,000 more followers, we can afford a Hawaii holiday. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2596 Can I just say? Climate change. Who knew? Pass the krill. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2597 Whale hello there! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2598 Beached shmeached. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2599 And then I told her, you're not getting beached like we are! 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2600 We'll definitely need a boob job to go with our new tans! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2601 Imagine if humans didn't need to be brought back to land because they could swim! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2602 Was it good for you? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2603 How have we never heard about this beach? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2604 Wouldn't it have been simpler for them to just push us back in? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2605 This pullout serves the best krill cocktails! 1.2527 0.05086 91 69 19 2
2606 You know Dave, I can't believe we were so freaked out about getting beached. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2607 Best vacay ever! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2608 Beached Whales Summer fun 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2609 Advantages, disadvantages, right, boo? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2610 If you weren’t such a blowhard, we could’ve done this years ago. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2611 Have you tried the fish sandwich at the snack bar? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2612 That's a whale of a tale...Ishmael! 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2613 I told you beaching could be fun! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2614 Having a whale of a time--better than migrating. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2615 I told her we’re having a whale of a time…she was not amused “ 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2616 Screw the bikini diet! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2617 it’s all about attitude, I tell you. Some would say beached whale, I say beach day 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2618 It says global warming is getting worse, & so if a trip to NYC is any indication, I'll take it. 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
2619 This is so much quieter than St. Tropez 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2620 When the rescue team comes, let’s order fried krill. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2621 Who knew humans would only survive a million or so" 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2622 Think I’ll have a Blue Lagoon on the other side of the island 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 18 3
2623 Before long we'll be able to do this without leaving home. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2624 You can only swim so wild and swim so free for so long before you need a break. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2625 Eeee eee eee eeee eeeeee” 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2626 Being beached together brings us closer than ever. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2627 Oh yea .. I'm like,sooo sorry that ole Capt. Ahab got Covid! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2628 I could just lay here for the rest of my life! 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
2629 No, Sweetie, we need to remain off the grid for a while. That guy Ishmael won't stop shooting his mouth off. 1.2524 0.04189 103 77 23 1
2630 MAGA, MAGA, MAGA! 1.2524 0.05808 103 85 10 8
2631 What a breach! 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
2632 I told you our therapist was right about exposing the other side of being a beached whale. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2633 I luv New York. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
2634 I'm so happy we discovered we could breathe on land! 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2635 We’re down with global warming 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2636 If only we could vote in November! 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2637 ...so I told him it was caviar and he bought it. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2638 Just don't fall asleep or they'll blow you up. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2639 Climate change DOES have its up side. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2640 It’s a great summer, pal!!! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2641 FINALLY THE TWO LEGGED ANIMALS HAVE GONE, ARE EXTINCT! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2642 Thank God the Beaches belong to us again. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2643 Aaah. This is the life. Take a flying leap, Ahab! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2644 Thank God. It's not a seafood menu. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2645 Don't believe what they say about Great Whites, our blubber is a natural sunscreen. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2646 Life & death is a beach! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
2647 This is the good life.Beached whales are a bunch of losers! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2648 I believe I was George Hamilton in my previous life 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2649 This may be my first stranding, but it won't be my last. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2650 It's true what they say: Life's a beached! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2651 Next up-Legs! And a convertible! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2652 Wait to evolve. No way! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2653 'bout time to order ten thousand more of those. 1.2500 0.04994 112 87 18 5
2654 So glad we listened to The HUMP. Backs 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2655 Those poor saps back at the office wouldn’t know what to do with themselves out here! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2656 It looks like in another couple of years we can do 5th Avenue. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2657 So this is how the other half live. Nice! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2658 I hope that they don't try to push us bach into the ocean before we get a good tan. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2659 I hope we see some people. How exciting would that be! 1.2500 0.05483 80 61 16 2
2660 Vacation is so nice. That last week in the office I was absolutely floundering. 1.2500 0.05000 76 56 19 0
2661 I can't understand what all those warnings about "beaches" were all about? 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
2662 Being beached seems pretty sweet to me! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2663 Oh boy! It is my nutrition prepackaged meal. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2664 I know I should hate Bezos, but man it's nice to get free shipping on the extra-waterproof sunscreen. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2665 Survival of the biggest 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2666 Isn't survival of the fittest great? 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
2667 Might as well relax while waiting for the next mass extinction event 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2668 If you drink too many of those babe they'll come right out your blow hole! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2669 I don't know why they were so surprised to see us. We love the beach too. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2670 Hey man, have you ever noticed that these sunglasses don't cover our eyes at all? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2671 And they're always trying to push us back in!!!! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2672 Wasted away again in Margaritawhale! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2673 What do you think Ron and those other schmucks in the pod are doing right now? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2674 It's a great story about great-grandfather Moby. Leo Lane Petaluma 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2675 Hot Fun in the Summertime: Beluga Beach Memories 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
2676 It’s just as described in Baedeker’s! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2677 I'm on vacation from being some man's white whale. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2678 Next year, let's go to Antarctica so we can travel north for the winter. 1.2500 0.05270 92 71 17 3
2679 A reasonable conclusion to the Hobbes Leviathan picture book, don't you think? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2680 Let’s go skinny dipping before the fish and ships. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2681 Why can't the humans just let us enjoy the beach like they do? 1.2500 0.05022 96 74 15 3
2682 To think we spent all those year's floundering around." 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2683 Humans can't have it all! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2684 What up Doc.?………. 1.2500 0.05585 84 65 15 3
2685 Sez here we’re still on the endangered species list. Shall we do a ‘Go-Fund-Me’ or just another celebrity party? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2686 I love their inclusivity, service, and that none of our kind is on the menu, but they really need a mega chaise-longue for us 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2687 I think the literary tome about us will be a lot funnier. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2688 How do humans do this and avoid becoming a fried dinner?" 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2689 karma is a bitch 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2690 Son of a beach, the map’s blank! 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2691 Isn’t the beach just breathtaking 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2692 Just trying to get a little color 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2693 Those human whale watchers in their stupid boats at five hundred dollars an hour just cracks me up. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2694 Pretending to be sharks ,sure cleared the beach for us. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2695 Les Fruits de la Terre look interesting. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2696 So I said, Nantucket, you only live once. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2697 Beaching ourselves isn't as bad as they say. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2698 Just play dead if you see any humans. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2699 ‘I love spring break from school’ 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2700 Nothing on the menu today... 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2701 Might as well enjoy going extinct with the new endless summer. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2702 We deserve this, Earl. Don't let those show-off dolphins tell you otherwise 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2703 Man, I'm having an us of a time. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2704 It's hard to get a really good tan under my chin when i'm swimming top side up all the time. Robert E. Mayer, Round Lake, IL rmayer1946@gmail.com 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2705 I really needed this break from reality 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2706 It says we're evolving 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2707 There’s “being beached” and then there’s “beached”… a big difference. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2708 I mean yeah, it’s a lot hotter. But on the bright side we don’t have to pretend anymore now that the humans are gone. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2709 Iim tired of being known as the "White Whale". 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2710 Where shall we go for dinner? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2711 So tired of vegan. I'm happy to see seafood on the menu! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2712 What a way to go! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2713 I expect the girls at high tide. 1.2473 0.05220 93 72 17 3
2714 Freewhaling and fancy free in the Hamptons. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2715 You over-tipped the driver. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2716 You can’t believe everything you see on the internet. This beached life is for me. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2717 Now that those Dweebs from the Sea Shepherd have left, we have the whole beach to ourselves! Where's the lotion? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2718 Ahhhh… Kill me now, Roger. Oops hope I didn’t say that out loud, or in Japanese. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2719 Heh, do you think that they have fish on the menu? 1.2472 0.05124 89 68 18 2
2720 Beached smeached, I love an island vacation! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2721 Remember -- don't tell Mom we got beached! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2722 I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2723 We really cleaned up that buffet table, didn't we? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2724 Did you remember to invite the Basking Sharks? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2725 A few more weeks of this and even old Ahab wouldn't know me. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2726 Better finish that drink quick or they're likely not to go berserk thinking we've been beached. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2727 Global Warming is Great! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2728 Belugarrific dude! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2729 I know I can't read, but this newspaper is definitely blank. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2730 Land parties... so awesome! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2731 Enjoy it before some good Samaritan rolls us back in. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2732 That damn Captain Nemo will never find me now. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2733 Who would ever believe the Jersey Shore could be this nice? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2734 What were you so afraid of, getting beached is great! 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18