Contest #810


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810

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Actually, everybody wants to talk about it.”
  2. “There’s a mouse on the stairs.”
  3. “No, it’s going down. Trust me.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-07-17T20:56:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-07-31T20:57:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-07-25T20:57:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 1, 2022
Number of captions 8330
Number of responses 787880
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Once you press your floor number, he'll never forget. 1.9783 0.02746 1016 400 238 378
1 The zoo wants me to work from home. 1.8055 0.01490 3008 1353 887 768
2 Everyone ignores the elephant in the room, but take one on the elevator and everyone has something to say. 1.7959 0.01517 2915 1335 840 740
3 Well, how exactly do you think the elephant in the room gets to the room 1.7871 0.01965 1705 781 506 418
4 Yes we are your upstairs neighbors- how did you know? 1.7858 0.01741 1993 861 698 434
5 I’m okay. The five people in the back, not so much. 1.7533 0.01406 3113 1436 1009 668
6 What elephant? 1.7384 0.01697 2206 1064 655 487
7 Apparently, there’s a mouse on the staircase. 1.7235 0.01579 2535 1248 740 547
8 He thinks taking the freight elevator is body shaming. 1.7164 0.01528 2662 1312 793 557
9 You can come in, but we can't talk about the you know what. 1.6981 0.01551 2468 1217 779 472
10 It’s OK—he’s a service elephant. 1.6980 0.01730 1927 934 641 352
11 Of course I got permission. I told the super I had two large trunks to bring up and he said it was fine. 1.6835 0.01600 2310 1164 713 433
12 Sorry for the wait, but when he got in he hit all the buttons. 1.6832 0.01726 2339 1302 476 561
13 Actually it's no dogs, cats or other small pets. 1.6819 0.01686 2034 1014 653 367
14 Doesn't matter what you pushed. We're going down. 1.6800 0.01755 1831 903 611 317
15 The lease said no dogs 1.6759 0.01657 2012 987 690 335
16 Probably down. 1.6657 0.01797 1690 838 579 273
17 Yes, the elevator operator takes up a lot of space but he works for peanuts. 1.6644 0.01847 1639 825 539 275
18 You're welcome to join me, but there are certain things we don't talk about. 1.6632 0.01884 1612 824 507 281
19 Don’t worry- next one has the clowns, and there’s always enough room. 1.6616 0.02136 1327 702 372 253
20 Fortunately he fits. The giraffe is walking up the stairs. 1.6583 0.01902 1481 736 515 230
21 The Democratic elevator is down the hall. 1.6551 0.02026 1409 734 426 248
22 I’ve been fine, despite some pandemic pet regret. 1.6521 0.02056 1348 700 417 231
23 I know what you're thinking: why did I shave the mustache? 1.6513 0.02238 1256 690 314 252
24 He says he's looking for a way out of Trump Tower. 1.6496 0.02152 1330 724 348 258
25 I finally get the concept of unwanted touching. 1.6488 0.02296 1324 776 237 311
26 Going down....probably really fast. 1.6476 0.02014 1297 669 424 204
27 It's way more effective than just using a metaphor. 1.6455 0.02112 1247 646 397 204
28 We're going back up because he actually forgot something. 1.6400 0.02543 911 491 257 163
29 Of course he remembers you. 1.6382 0.02266 1147 620 322 205
30 The lease only says no dogs. 1.6353 0.02285 1075 569 329 177
31 Trust me, you’re going down no matter what button you push. 1.6322 0.02323 1063 572 310 181
32 Plenty of space, he's just metaphorical . 1.6296 0.02408 980 527 289 164
33 He applied to be elevator attendant after hearing that the pay was 'peanuts" 1.6283 0.02332 998 525 319 154
34 Don't worry, he's a service animal. 1.6281 0.02426 933 494 292 147
35 It’s a good thing you don’t have your 800lb gorilla with you. 1.6273 0.02351 974 511 315 148
36 Don’t worry, they’re actual elephants not Republicans. 1.6231 0.02519 926 512 251 163
37 Just taking the elephant out of the room He is tired of being ignored 1.6228 0.02485 920 500 267 153
38 The crazy part is he didn’t get on until the 2nd floor. 1.6224 0.02441 903 485 277 141
39 I'm bringing my parents something else to not talk about. 1.6182 0.02622 833 458 235 140
40 She's afraid of the escalator. 1.6170 0.02418 859 443 302 114
41 Remember that huge contribution you made last year to "Save the Elephants"? 1.6163 0.02537 860 466 258 136
42 And then this piece of shit elephant comes into the office talking about rebranding and-- he's right behind me isn't he? 1.6125 0.02637 813 448 232 133
43 Remember that 'puppy' you sold me? 1.6125 0.02686 818 461 213 144
44 The goatee is new. Just trying it out. 1.6120 0.02534 817 434 266 117
45 Sorry but I think you’ll put us over the weight limit. 1.6117 0.02575 783 414 259 110
46 My lease only says 'no dogs or cats.' I'm going to keep it. 1.6108 0.02579 799 428 254 117
47 Yeah, come on up. The party is in the Penthouse Suite. But let me warn you, it's a total zoo! 1.6094 0.02525 791 414 272 105
48 Better squeeze in. The next car has the tigers. 1.6067 0.02673 773 425 227 121
49 You don’t wanna go up there, Darrell. It’s just a circus. 1.6063 0.02704 762 421 220 121
50 I have trouble remembering my floor. 1.6063 0.02587 767 407 255 105
51 She saw mice on the stairs. 1.6053 0.02557 750 390 266 94
52 Is this the Elephanth floor? 1.6041 0.02694 740 403 227 110
53 It doesn't matter which button you push, we always wind up in the lobby." 1.6025 0.02793 707 391 206 110
54 He doesn't do stairs since his hip replacement. 1.6016 0.02722 738 407 218 113
55 Heading to the elephanth floor? 1.6003 0.02962 678 391 167 120
56 Don’t talk about him like he’s not here. 1.6003 0.02799 703 390 204 109
57 He never forgets our floor. 1.5997 0.02737 702 381 221 100
58 He’s looking for a one bedroom with a large bathtub. 1.5980 0.02839 684 381 197 106
59 You might want to wait for the next car. Someone just farted. 1.5974 0.02854 693 391 190 112
60 He is going to paint my place for peanuts. 1.5958 0.02829 673 372 201 100
61 It's my therapy animal. I've got memory issues. 1.5952 0.02943 667 382 173 112
62 What floor again? Just kidding, this guy remembers everything. 1.5945 0.02951 619 343 184 92
63 Apparently there was already an elephant in the room, so we're leaving 1.5933 0.03076 627 365 152 110
64 Got a shovel? 1.5926 0.02918 621 342 190 89
65 Please don’t pet her she’s a service elephant. 1.5918 0.02950 610 337 185 88
66 Since you didn't want to address it back in the room, I thought I would bring it up here. 1.5909 0.03010 638 368 163 107
67 No, I’m a democrat. Why do you ask? 1.5892 0.02947 628 353 180 95
68 It’s not even in the room and you still bring it up. 1.5880 0.02892 619 340 194 85
69 I found him fleeing from Trump Tower. 1.5864 0.03084 602 348 155 99
70 Down, probably. 1.5853 0.03018 586 328 173 85
71 Please tell me you see it too... 1.5840 0.03035 589 333 168 88
72 I'm afraid you're mistaken sir, this is the Elephator 1.5839 0.03094 584 335 157 92
73 It was such a relief to get that monkey off my back. 1.5838 0.03121 591 344 149 98
74 Trust me, in this room, everyone is talking about the elephant. 1.5836 0.02840 586 316 200 70
75 No this is Trunk Towers 1.5836 0.03278 586 357 116 113
76 I did get a haircut, thanks for noticing. 1.5823 0.03126 565 323 154 86
77 The revolving door was worse. 1.5816 0.03191 564 329 142 93
78 It was much easier to ignore him in the room." 1.5812 0.03123 542 304 161 77
79 There was a mouse in the stairwell. 1.5798 0.03182 564 329 143 92
80 Surprisingly, he forgot his Floor number again. 1.5790 0.02992 563 310 180 73
81 The freight elevator has mice 1.5790 0.03146 563 325 150 88
82 We love it here. Our last place was a 6 floor walk up. 1.5769 0.03096 546 307 163 76
83 You can come in if you don’t talk about him. 1.5753 0.03003 558 309 177 72
84 Yeah, we're definetly going down. 1.5751 0.03053 546 304 170 72
85 You wouldn't happen to have a plastic bag on you by any chance 1.5743 0.03127 538 331 115 91
86 Technically, we don’t have to discuss it until he gets in the room 1.5733 0.03227 525 303 143 79
87 This is the Republican elevator. We're going down. 1.5728 0.03392 529 322 111 96
88 How much do you weigh? 1.5722 0.03211 526 303 145 78
89 Up? Are you kidding? 1.5717 0.03214 523 301 145 77
90 He's from the GOP. He's used to invading places he doesn't belong. 1.5709 0.03356 515 307 122 86
91 We can all fit! I think there's still room in the trunk. 1.5697 0.03164 509 286 156 67
92 It's a zoo in here, so you might want to wait for the next one. 1.5686 0.03266 503 290 140 73
93 He identifies as a human. 1.5676 0.03443 488 292 115 81
94 What else would you expect in Trump Towers? 1.5659 0.03464 493 299 109 85
95 Well, she remembers you… 1.5656 0.03204 511 293 147 71
96 No, it's going down. Trust me. 1.5653 0.03297 490 283 137 70
97 Don't mind him, he's just a metaphor. 1.5649 0.03436 485 290 116 79
98 Going down-- or maybe that’s obvious. 1.5638 0.03134 486 268 162 56
99 Do you have an extra large trash bag I can borrow? 1.5637 0.03290 479 274 140 65
100 After this we’re tackling his fear of mice. 1.5616 0.03237 479 271 147 61
101 She's my therapy animal. 1.5609 0.03307 476 274 137 65
102 Well, how did you think the elephant in the room got there? 1.5608 0.03543 469 286 103 80
103 The pet clause was very vague. 1.5604 0.03178 480 268 155 57
104 "Because there is a mouse in the staircase. That's why." 1.5586 0.03569 469 289 98 82
105 ‘You can ignore them in the room, but turns out it’s harder in an elevator…’ 1.5576 0.03960 382 236 79 67
106 Doesn’t matter which button you pushed, we’re going down. 1.5573 0.03610 454 279 97 78
107 Well we got the elephant out of the room. Now what? 1.5568 0.03387 449 259 130 60
108 Sure, he takes up a lot of space for an elevator operator but he never forgets a floor! 1.5533 0.03375 441 253 132 56
109 He says he wants to leave the party, he is tired of being a political embarrassment, and done with being blamed just for being in the room. 1.5532 0.03699 432 267 91 74
110 It pays more than dog walking. 1.5500 0.03470 420 243 123 54
111 Is the mouse still out there? 1.5498 0.03633 422 255 102 65
112 It's ok. We're both boosted 1.5492 0.03522 417 244 117 56
113 So what do you think of the new goatee? 1.5492 0.03651 417 257 93 67
114 They’re harmless, but the building is infested with them. 1.5489 0.03678 399 238 103 58
115 I'm pretty sure this is only going down. 1.5486 0.03507 401 230 122 49
116 She's housebroken, so it's just twice a day. But it's a fortune in 45 gallon trash bags. 1.5481 0.03610 416 249 106 61
117 Most people don't even notice my one arm anymore 1.5476 0.03631 420 254 102 64
118 He's easier to ignore in a room. 1.5472 0.03679 413 251 98 64
119 Going up or plummeting down? 1.5470 0.03650 415 251 101 63
120 It is an elephant. We can argue whether it's a room. 1.5465 0.03543 419 248 113 58
121 For the 4 o’clock meeting. We’re finally going to talk about it. 1.5459 0.03641 392 231 108 53
122 My wife simply refuses to acknowledge the elephant in the room, so we decided to go for a walk. 1.5446 0.03694 404 245 98 61
123 He got tired of people talking about him being in the room 1.5443 0.03625 384 224 111 49
124 This one goes all the way to the big top. 1.5442 0.03462 419 244 122 53
125 We don't talk about it in here, either. 1.5439 0.03628 399 237 107 55
126 She's fine in the apartment, but taking her for walks is a hassle. 1.5431 0.03426 394 222 130 42
127 There's room in back next to the giraffe. 1.5416 0.03554 397 232 115 50
128 Wait for the next elevator. He is claustrophobic. 1.5416 0.03628 373 216 112 45
129 Let's go. These guys know the best watering holes. 1.5396 0.03632 391 232 107 52
130 Sadly, the board feels he'd create a circus-like atmosphere. 1.5391 0.03664 384 228 105 51
131 Obviously, going down. 1.5391 0.03626 384 226 109 49
132 We’re definitely going down. 1.5387 0.03561 388 226 115 47
133 Believe it or not, he forgot what floor he lives on. 1.5383 0.03738 379 228 98 53
134 We’re not sure what breed. He’s a rescue. 1.5383 0.03615 379 232 91 54
135 Yeah, I'm surprised you mentioned him. No one usually talks about the elephant in the elevator, either. 1.5362 0.03425 373 229 98 46
136 The elevator is full of Republicans. Of COURSE we’re going down. 1.5351 0.03922 370 231 80 59
137 We're pachyd. 1.5349 0.03606 387 229 109 49
138 Even she is hiding from the GOP. 1.5337 0.03951 371 234 76 61
139 I found him wandering the Congressional parking lot. 1.5333 0.03674 375 223 104 48
140 There is an elephant, but no room. 1.5319 0.03922 361 224 82 55
141 Hey, meet Bob. He's moving into the apartment above yours. 1.5319 0.03700 361 213 104 44
142 That was the last emotional support animal they had left. 1.5315 0.03730 365 218 100 47
143 Sorry, we're already at the weight limit. 1.5314 0.03655 350 202 110 38
144 Marge told me it was time to quit ignoring the elephant in the room and take him out for a walk. 1.5299 0.03757 351 208 100 43
145 He heard elevator operators get paid peanuts. 1.5297 0.03720 353 208 103 42
146 Come on. Get in. We don’t have to talk about it. 1.5297 0.03847 353 214 91 48
147 He wants to know if you have a peanut allergy. 1.5287 0.03868 348 211 90 47
148 He just wants to go be the elephant in another room. 1.5287 0.03804 348 208 96 44
149 Any chance you got a hundred doggie bags on you? 1.5287 0.03671 348 202 108 38
150 Going down. Literally, and politically. 1.5284 0.03856 352 214 90 48
151 Metaphor eludes him. 1.5284 0.03787 335 199 96 40
152 If I can ignore it in here, I can ignore it anywhere. 1.5271 0.03801 351 211 95 45
153 Everyone in the room was ignoring him so we're going for a walk. 1.5265 0.03840 359 220 89 50
154 Say it's a 'comfort animal' and the condo association is helpless. 1.5263 0.03986 342 212 80 50
155 Let’s just say we tried taking the stairs. 1.5260 0.03754 346 205 100 41
156 5b is giving away free elephants. 1.5256 0.03857 352 215 89 48
157 I don’t want to talk about it, okay? 1.5256 0.03814 352 213 93 46
158 I can't really talk about it. 1.5256 0.03857 352 215 89 48
159 Oh hey Bob. Hop in - there’s something I wanted to talk to you about. 1.5248 0.03779 343 204 98 41
160 Yeah, I thought elephator was a typo too. 1.5244 0.04149 349 227 61 61
161 He gives riders something not to talk about. 1.5240 0.03808 334 198 97 39
162 We're going down. It's the only way we can go. 1.5201 0.03881 323 193 92 38
163 I finally found a way to keep unmasked people off the elevator. 1.5201 0.04074 323 201 76 46
164 It’s OK, he’s a RINO. 1.5188 0.04007 320 196 82 42
165 Sorry, this metaphor is full. 1.5186 0.04131 322 203 71 48
166 It's not really obvious until you get him in a room. 1.5183 0.03885 328 198 90 40
167 No, we're definitely going down. 1.5174 0.03754 317 184 102 31
168 Going down? Yes, and probably very fast. 1.5169 0.04008 325 201 80 44
169 He's afraid of stairs. 1.5159 0.04040 314 193 80 41
170 If you're headed for the party in 7B, it's a zoo 1.5158 0.04144 316 199 71 46
171 He’s here to visit his friend, the 800 pound gorilla. 1.5145 0.04070 311 192 78 41
172 We can’t go farther to the Right, so we’re going Down. 1.5144 0.04150 313 197 71 45
173 There were mice in our room. 1.5131 0.03907 306 182 91 33
174 How do you think they get to the room in the 1st place? 1.5131 0.04198 306 193 69 44
175 No one could focus with him in the room. 1.5130 0.03995 308 187 84 37
176 We moved into the apartment above you. But don’t worry, we don’t do high impact aerobics. Just yoga. 1.5129 0.03815 310 182 97 31
177 No, I’m sorry, one more would put us over the weight limit. 1.5116 0.04199 301 189 70 42
178 Nothing but conspiracy theories the entire way down. 1.5116 0.04199 301 189 70 42
179 Since you never want to talk about it , I’m taking the elephant out of the room. 1.5100 0.04020 300 182 83 35
180 Oddly he never remembers which floor he wants. 1.5099 0.04000 302 183 84 35
181 It’s a ‘Bring Your Favorite Metaphor’ party. 1.5085 0.04314 293 187 63 43
182 It's a Pachydoodle. 1.5083 0.04119 301 187 75 39
183 Going down. Possibly very fast. 1.5068 0.03911 292 175 87 30
184 He never forgets which level I parked on 1.5068 0.04254 296 188 66 42
185 Hope you’re not in a hurry, his trunk pushes like six buttons at a time. 1.5068 0.03888 296 175 92 29
186 It doesn’t matter which button you push, this elevator is going down. 1.5065 0.03880 306 183 91 32
187 We saw a mouse in the stairwell. 1.5052 0.04067 287 174 81 32
188 He's a rescue. . . 1.5052 0.03914 287 171 88 28
189 They need an elephant in the room on floor seventeen. 1.5052 0.04025 291 176 83 32
190 There’s a mouse on the stairs. 1.5052 0.04025 291 176 83 32
191 When he’s in the room no one wants to talk about him, but in the elevator, everyone has something to say 1.5051 0.04238 295 187 67 41
192 I'm so ready to go home. Today's been a circus. 1.5037 0.03939 268 155 91 22
193 Well, how do you think the elephant gets in the room? 1.5035 0.04358 282 180 62 40
194 It turns out it’s much easier to ignore the elephant in the room than in the elevator. 1.5035 0.04387 282 181 60 41
195 He's my support animal. 1.5035 0.04150 282 173 76 33
196 This is wrong on so many levels. 1.5035 0.03955 286 170 88 28
197 Yeah, we get the same reaction from people when we board a plane. 1.5035 0.04077 286 174 80 32
198 You're the first person to mention it. 1.5035 0.04047 286 173 82 31
199 Actually, everybody wants to talk about it. 1.5034 0.04266 290 184 66 40
200 How did you think they get into the rooms? 1.5018 0.04538 279 184 50 45
201 I have to warn you, it's a lot harder to ignore than when it's in a room. 1.5018 0.04245 279 174 70 35
202 Interestingly, everyone does mention the elephant in the elevator 1.5018 0.04341 281 179 63 39
203 If you are willing to acknowledge it, there might be room for one more. 1.5018 0.04252 281 176 69 36
204 I hear it’s also a jungle out there. 1.5017 0.03820 287 167 96 24
205 I'm taking the elephant to the room 1.5000 0.04145 274 167 77 30
206 I'm returning the elephant. He ripped off your left arm and my right arm. 1.5000 0.04334 274 173 65 36
207 Is this the big and tall department? 1.4982 0.04275 279 176 67 36
208 Since you keep complaining about the elephant in the room, I decided to move it to the lobby. 1.4982 0.04123 273 166 78 29
209 You know how hard they are to ignore in a room? Try an elevator. 1.4962 0.04169 266 162 76 28
210 No, the question is, "How do I get her out?" 1.4945 0.04211 271 168 72 31
211 Sorry, this place is a zoo in the morning. 1.4943 0.03191 265 174 67 22
212 He’s taking me down with the rest of the Republican Party 1.4943 0.04373 263 166 64 33
213 I finally got it out of the room. 1.4929 0.04211 282 178 69 35
214 Nobody wants to talk about it. 1.4925 0.04532 268 176 52 40
215 How did you think that the elephant in the room got to the room? 1.4925 0.04501 268 175 54 39
216 Oh so NOW you want to discuss it! 1.4925 0.04335 266 168 65 33
217 I'm pretty sure we'll be going down 1.4925 0.04168 266 163 75 28
218 Sorry, he loves to press all the buttons. 1.4924 0.04087 264 159 80 25
219 It took me forever to find a building that accepts pets 1.4924 0.04020 262 165 69 28
220 Well, the good news is that the elephant is no longer in the room... 1.4924 0.04249 262 164 68 30
221 I tried to leave him at home but he's a metaphor. 1.4923 0.04477 260 167 58 35
222 The condo association bylaws just say no cats or dogs. 1.4923 0.04150 260 160 73 27
223 He said he''ll give you back your arm if you give back his tusks. 1.4922 0.04668 258 171 47 40
224 There might be some room under the giraffe. 1.4906 0.04816 267 185 33 49
225 We don't know the breed... he's a rescue." 1.4905 0.04630 263 175 47 41
226 He claims he can’t remember his floor. 1.4903 0.04239 257 158 72 27
227 Strange, isn't it? Both start with 'e-l-e' and both have 8 letters. 1.4884 0.04262 258 160 70 28
228 It's my Service Elephant. 1.4880 0.04097 250 149 80 21
229 I hate to address the elephant in the room, but you do know there's a weight limit, right? 1.4862 0.04324 253 158 67 28
230 As long as you call it your 'emotional support animal' management can't do a thing! 1.4862 0.04605 253 166 51 36
231 How do you think you get 'the elephant in the room'? 1.4861 0.04422 251 159 62 30
232 I got an emotional support animal to help with my claustrophobia. 1.4861 0.03844 251 174 44 31
233 Don’t worry, I’m vaccinated 1.4859 0.04592 249 162 53 34
234 No, sorry, this is the Dumbowaiter 1.4848 0.04293 264 167 66 31
235 There's room in the trunk. 1.4843 0.04453 254 163 59 32
236 You know, it's not always just a figure of speech. 1.4839 0.04606 248 162 52 34
237 Relax, she’s a registered service animal. 1.4839 0.04313 248 154 68 26
238 Sorry I’m late, the lobby was a zoo. 1.4837 0.04376 246 154 65 27
239 What a coincidence! There was an elephant in the other room too 1.4837 0.04526 246 158 57 31
240 It turned out the elephant in the room was, in fact, an elephant in the room. 1.4835 0.04468 242 153 61 28
241 We’ve had our ups and downs but it’s time to acknowledge the elephant in the room 1.4835 0.04468 242 153 61 28
242 He’s not really allowed but no-one admits he’s there. 1.4816 0.04612 245 160 52 33
243 Memory support animal. 1.4816 0.04612 245 160 52 33
244 Could I barrow a broom and a large shovel ? 1.4816 0.04312 245 152 68 25
245 There's a trunk sale on the 3rd floor. 1.4815 0.04785 243 163 43 37
246 Dude, I said I didn't want to talk about it. 1.4815 0.04338 243 151 67 25
247 The tenant below me plays loud music. I asked him how he would like it if I took up tap dancing. He said be my guest. 1.4813 0.04707 241 159 48 34
248 Where did you put the shovel? I'm taking Sparky for a walk. 1.4813 0.04520 241 154 58 29
249 Sorry,he pushed the buttons for every floor. 1.4812 0.04371 239 151 62 26
250 You see 'em, right? 1.4795 0.04626 244 160 51 33
251 Not much - how about you? 1.4792 0.04377 240 150 65 25
252 Well, he's not in the room anymore. 1.4790 0.04715 238 157 48 33
253 OK, we might as well get it over with and discuss the elevator in the room. 1.4790 0.04715 238 157 48 33
254 He's afraid of the stairs. 1.4790 0.04404 238 149 64 25
255 No, that’s down the hall. This is the ‘Elephator’. 1.4790 0.04601 238 154 54 30
256 this is taking the Elephant in the Room to a new level 1.4786 0.04540 234 149 58 27
257 We’re all ears. 1.4772 0.04140 241 148 72 21
258 I suggest you take the next one. 1.4762 0.04459 231 145 62 24
259 Do you have a shovel? 1.4760 0.04529 229 145 59 25
260 There’s room if you don’t have a trunk. 1.4760 0.04572 229 146 57 26
261 Right now, this elevator is only going down. 1.4760 0.04487 229 144 61 24
262 I push "up" but nothing happens. 1.4760 0.04401 229 142 65 22
263 He wants to leave because he was uncomfortable just standing there in the room. No one wanted to acknowledge him. 1.4744 0.04580 234 151 55 28
264 For once in your life acknowledge the elephant in the room, Larry 1.4744 0.04580 234 151 55 28
265 Now that you mention it, I think I do live in the apartment directly above yours... Why do you ask? 1.4741 0.04609 232 150 54 28
266 And you think it’s uncomfortable when there’s an elephant in the room. 1.4741 0.04568 232 149 56 27
267 I'd like to address the elephant in the room, but he is stuck in the elevator 1.4739 0.04430 230 144 63 23
268 Are we really not going to talk about it? 1.4737 0.04751 228 150 48 30
269 Man, I long for the days when I only had a monkey on my back. 1.4732 0.04732 224 146 50 28
270 Is it because I'm black? 1.4714 0.04726 227 149 49 29
271 I never talk about him, but it is bring your pet to work day. 1.4711 0.04587 225 144 56 25
272 He helps me remember what floor to get off on. 1.4709 0.04439 223 139 63 21
273 Plenty of room… 2 dozen clowns just got off 1.4688 0.04856 224 150 43 31
274 It worked out great, the circus posted the elephant walker job the same week I lost my sense of smell. 1.4685 0.04169 222 148 50 24
275 We just can’t help bringing up the elephant in the room. 1.4685 0.04360 222 137 66 19
276 You try telling him we’re over capacity! 1.4685 0.04498 222 140 60 22
277 Mr. Never-Forgets left the key in his room. 1.4685 0.04847 222 148 44 30
278 It's a rescue. 1.4682 0.04838 220 146 45 29
279 I had a dog but the neighbors complained about the barking. 1.4682 0.04573 220 140 57 23
280 Says he’s invited to the reception for Attenborough in the penthouse. 1.4681 0.04275 235 146 68 21
281 I'm so upset. They're not going to return my cleaning deposit. 1.4679 0.04221 218 131 72 15
282 OK, wait for the next one, but all the clowns and their little car were right behind us! 1.4676 0.04635 216 138 55 23
283 We're picking up a RINO up on the 10th floor. 1.4676 0.04635 216 138 55 23
284 Yeah, well even the elephant in the room need his walk. 1.4664 0.04107 223 133 76 14
285 The bar ran out of peanuts so we're heading back to our room. 1.4664 0.04572 223 143 56 24
286 Some guy on 12 couldn't find a pony for his little girl's birthday party. 1.4657 0.04577 204 127 59 18
287 Yes. Odds are pretty good it’s going down. 1.4654 0.04382 217 134 65 18
288 Ever since Ringling Brothers went virtual, we can live anywhere. 1.4648 0.04913 213 142 43 28
289 Eveybody wants talk about it, once it’s there, but no one ever asks how it got there in the first place. 1.4648 0.04634 213 136 55 22
290 Do you need help remembering your floor? 1.4645 0.04569 211 133 58 20
291 Wait, how much do you weigh? 1.4636 0.04617 220 142 54 24
292 Please tell me this is the elephanth floor. 1.4634 0.04409 246 160 58 28
293 Remember when I told you that it sounded like a herd of elephants on the 3rd floor? 1.4623 0.04552 212 134 58 20
294 No, this one only goes down. 1.4622 0.04541 225 145 56 24
295 You ordered an elephant in the room? 1.4619 0.04778 210 137 49 24
296 Hey Tom, I’d like you finally meet THE elephant in the room.” 1.4615 0.04763 208 135 50 23
297 The hardest thing is dealing with the litter box. 1.4615 0.04955 208 139 42 27
298 I think it's time we talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.4608 0.04617 217 140 54 23
299 No, sorry, I think we can only really go down 1.4605 0.04139 228 139 73 16
300 Be careful. It's a jungle in here. 1.4601 0.04536 213 135 58 20
301 Oh, yeah. We are definitely going down. 1.4601 0.04585 213 136 56 21
302 At least, the elephant isn't in the room. 1.4597 0.04854 211 140 45 26
303 Funny, nobody ever mentions him. 1.4592 0.05132 196 132 38 26
304 He gets tired of always being in the room. 1.4589 0.04527 207 140 43 24
305 They're here to work in the memory-care ward. 1.4585 0.04814 205 134 48 23
306 How do you THINK the elephant in the room gets into the room?! 1.4583 0.04814 216 144 45 27
307 He always trips going down the stairs 1.4581 0.04643 203 129 55 19
308 Don‘t ask, don‘t tell. 1.4579 0.04616 214 138 54 22
309 It’s an elevator not a room. We can talk about him. 1.4577 0.04833 201 131 48 22
310 It’s cool. He’s my service elephant. He helps me remember.” 1.4562 0.04885 217 147 41 29
311 She likes pressing buttons, so this could be a while. 1.4550 0.04637 200 127 55 18
312 Yes, he forgot his floor and no, the irony isn't lost on us. 1.4550 0.05052 200 135 39 26
313 He said he was tired of being in The Room, with no one willing to address him. 1.4550 0.04849 200 131 47 22
314 She trips on her trunk going up the stairs. 1.4541 0.04534 196 122 59 15
315 They saw a mouse in the stairs. 1.4537 0.04396 205 127 63 15
316 If you think this looks funny you should see us on the escalator! 1.4537 0.04503 205 129 59 17
317 I tried the stairs— bengal tigers. 1.4533 0.04493 225 146 56 23
318 You can enter safely if you’re under 19 pounds. 1.4527 0.04726 201 130 51 20
319 I'm not sure, but I'd say the odds are we're going down. 1.4523 0.04598 199 126 56 17
320 He was so cute when he was little 1.4516 0.05059 186 123 42 21
321 The sixth floor is a Zoo today 1.4513 0.04491 195 121 60 14
322 Going up?” “Probably not… 1.4513 0.04939 195 129 44 22
323 Talk about what? 1.4508 0.05137 193 131 37 25
324 I'm your new upstairs neighbor! 1.4508 0.05031 193 129 41 23
325 The what? 1.4508 0.05031 193 129 41 23
326 Is this the GOP convention floor? 1.4508 0.04755 193 124 51 18
327 The elephant in the room is moving downstairs. 1.4508 0.04698 193 123 53 17
328 My therapist is retiring, so I have to take this home with me. 1.4508 0.05241 193 133 33 27
329 Giraffes are on ten. 1.4503 0.04960 191 126 44 21
330 It's a dumbowaiter. 1.4503 0.05124 191 129 38 24
331 You're welcome to join us, but we'll be going down really fast. 1.4503 0.04554 191 119 58 14
332 Hey Larry, meet Stan -- he's my comfort animal. 1.4503 0.04494 191 118 60 13
333 I suppose I can see why you'd think that. But I assure you, as per my pet deposit agreement, he is a schnauzer/french bulldog mix. 1.4490 0.04503 196 130 47 19
334 Believe me, I’ve ignored a lot worse. 1.4488 0.04657 205 133 52 20
335 The party’s in 12B, and wear your MAGA hat. 1.4485 0.04848 194 127 47 20
336 The one elephant who can’t remember the floor he lives on. 1.4479 0.04714 192 123 52 17
337 'He pressed all the buttons.' 1.4474 0.04864 190 124 47 19
338 You'll put it over the weight limit. 1.4474 0.04921 190 125 45 20
339 I'm afraid we can't talk about that. 1.4472 0.04650 199 128 53 18
340 Going down. Quickly. 1.4472 0.04863 199 132 45 22
341 I couldn't remember your floor, but he never forgets. 1.4468 0.05073 188 126 40 22
342 It's OK. He knows we see him. 1.4468 0.04784 188 121 50 17
343 You should probably know that he likes to push all the buttons... 1.4462 0.05113 186 125 39 22
344 The listing said it's a mammoth apartment. 1.4462 0.05113 186 125 39 22
345 This is how the elephant gets into the room. 1.4462 0.04760 186 119 51 16
346 I think there's room,but I'd stand towards the front 1.4459 0.04397 222 143 59 20
347 Do you have a shovel I could borrow? 1.4450 0.04551 191 120 57 14
348 No matter what button we push, we keep going down 1.4450 0.04632 200 129 53 18
349 SCOTUS hasn't ruled on this yet, so we booked a room. 1.4444 0.05136 198 137 34 27
350 Are you sure you want to get on? She pushed the button for every floor. 1.4444 0.05051 189 127 40 22
351 Once you commit to the elephant in the room metaphor, it follows you everywhere. 1.4439 0.03210 196 142 35 18
352 I have to warn you. He just pressed all the buttons. 1.4439 0.04801 187 121 49 17
353 He heard there is a mouse in the stairwell. 1.4438 0.05162 178 119 39 20
354 At the moment, this is down only. 1.4433 0.04845 194 128 46 20
355 I’m getting the elephant out of the room. 1.4432 0.05189 185 126 36 23
356 The stairs are really hard on her knees. 1.4432 0.04898 185 121 46 18
357 I'm helping him escape from being his party's logo. 1.4420 0.05216 181 123 36 22
358 He’s a service animal 1.4420 0.05097 181 121 40 20
359 I would have forgotten to pick you up if he hadn't reminded me. 1.4407 0.05056 177 117 42 18
360 Couldn’t go up if we tried. 1.4406 0.04650 202 132 51 19
361 Sorry, can you get the next one? You'd put us right over the weight limit. 1.4402 0.04824 184 125 41 18
362 We have made some progress. The elephant is no longer in the room. 1.4400 0.04683 200 131 50 19
363 I'm pretty sure we're headed to the basement. 1.4398 0.04784 191 125 48 18
364 You don’t even want to know where my wife is standing. 1.4396 0.04766 182 117 50 15
365 No one wants to talk about him, so we are leaving the party. 1.4396 0.04702 182 116 52 14
366 Remember that $10 a month adopt an elephant ad you responded to? 1.4396 0.05134 182 123 38 21
367 You did not want to talk about him,so we are leaving! 1.4394 0.04717 198 130 49 19
368 I was happy to find a building that allowed pets -- but let me tell you, walking this guy and picking up after him is a whole experience. 1.4388 0.04467 196 124 58 14
369 As you can imagine, this one only goes down. 1.4385 0.04423 187 116 60 11
370 he said he remembered you 1.4384 0.04525 203 131 55 17
371 He wants to know if your vaccinated. 1.4382 0.05398 178 124 30 24
372 Poor guy had to take the stairs throughout Covid due to spacing rules. 1.4382 0.05033 178 118 42 18
373 I realize the gravity of the situation. 1.4382 0.05096 178 119 40 19
374 I got tired of having him in my room. 1.4382 0.04247 178 122 41 14
375 A mouse is using the freight elevator. 1.4375 0.05075 176 117 41 18
376 Yeah, working for Doordash was easier when they only delivered food. 1.4375 0.04879 176 114 47 15
377 Sorry, if you get on we exceed the weight limit. 1.4372 0.04683 183 117 52 14
378 Please tell me your mice problem is all cleared up. 1.4372 0.04871 183 120 46 17
379 What elephant? Everything's just fine. 1.4371 0.05204 167 111 39 17
380 Herd immunity, going up? 1.4371 0.05204 167 111 39 17
381 And the best part is he never forgets where we live. 1.4362 0.05010 188 127 40 21
382 You're right. It is getting harder to ignore. 1.4362 0.04895 188 125 44 19
383 It’s that my goatee is weird isn’t it 1.4362 0.04717 188 122 50 16
384 He's afraid to go into his apartment. Turns out Mr. "Never Forgets" forgot it's his anniversary. 1.4358 0.04820 179 116 48 15
385 Please don't tell the super that I have a pet. 1.4355 0.04691 186 120 51 15
386 Welcome to Ivory Tower. 1.4353 0.05068 170 112 42 16
387 You're fine: the permit says it can hold eight. 1.4343 0.04963 175 115 44 16
388 I know, I know, it's risky . . . I should be wearing a mask. 1.4343 0.05157 175 118 38 19
389 Let’s talk about it in the room. 1.4343 0.04963 175 115 44 16
390 Seriously, he pressed EVERY button 1.4343 0.05157 175 118 38 19
391 We're headed to the park. My wife thought it was time to air the elephant in the room. 1.4341 0.04888 182 120 45 17
392 Are we going to talk about it? 1.4341 0.04534 182 122 44 16
393 Is the RNC convention on this floor? 1.4333 0.04927 180 119 44 17
394 Maintenance said there is an elephant somewhere in the building, be on the lookout. 1.4327 0.04976 171 112 44 15
395 Be thankful she backed in 1.4327 0.05245 171 116 36 19
396 No, the elephants are real. I'm the hallucination. 1.4327 0.05112 171 114 40 17
397 Heading back up…believe it or not, he forgot his keys 1.4327 0.05310 171 117 34 20
398 If you want to talk about it, we'll be in the room. 1.4327 0.05112 171 114 40 17
399 We’re stopping at every floor. They can’t remember which is theirs. 1.4327 0.04976 171 112 44 15
400 My support pet. The Fair Housing Act allows it. 1.4320 0.04299 169 119 34 16
401 We had to leave our apartment for obvious reasons. We found a mouse. 1.4320 0.04946 169 110 45 14
402 I’m just relieved you’re not an 800 pound gorilla. 1.4320 0.05357 169 116 33 20
403 He says that’s why they call it an ele-vator. 1.4318 0.04529 176 110 56 10
404 Yes, I know. My therapist says I have to address it. 1.4318 0.04600 176 118 43 14
405 GOP is weighing us down. Come back later. 1.4318 0.05070 176 118 40 18
406 They don't allow dogs. 1.4318 0.05006 176 117 42 17
407 Yes, of course. We won’t talk about it. 1.4318 0.05259 176 121 34 21
408 My downstairs neighbor's not happy, but the lease just says you can't have dogs or cats. 1.4316 0.04108 190 130 45 15
409 Come on in,the weight limit is irrelephant. 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
410 We've all agreed to ignore him. 1.4310 0.05304 174 120 33 21
411 I’ve got a delivery for Marjorie Taylor Greene. 1.4309 0.05119 181 126 33 22
412 We're going down. We can only go down. 1.4302 0.05089 172 115 40 17
413 Sure, her profile was misleading, but who hasn't lied about their age before. 1.4294 0.05331 170 117 33 20
414 You just can’t ignore the elephant in the elevator 1.4294 0.04924 170 111 45 14
415 Despite what they say, it's just not that easy to get an elephant in the room 1.4294 0.05173 177 121 36 20
416 They finally found a lift attendant who remembers your floor. 1.4294 0.05356 177 124 30 23
417 I don't know. We never talk about it. 1.4293 0.04944 205 143 36 26
418 What pet policy? 1.4286 0.05175 168 113 38 17
419 Before you get in, I swear to God it wasn't me. 1.4286 0.05175 168 113 38 17
420 Is the Big & Tall Shop on this floor? 1.4286 0.04744 168 107 50 11
421 I think he smelled the peanuts in my pocket. 1.4286 0.04964 168 110 44 14
422 The GOP convention upstairs has turned into a 3 ring circus. 1.4286 0.05311 168 115 34 19
423 Another Supreme Court Nominee. 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
424 I preferred when the building was a pigsty. 1.4286 0.04781 203 138 43 22
425 Well..... she's afraid of the stairs 1.4286 0.04819 168 108 48 12
426 The RNC is bugging me to donate. 1.4286 0.04127 175 129 28 17
427 This ride is brought to you by the letter E. 1.4286 0.05311 168 115 34 19
428 Taking her home. She was getting tired of being constantly ignored. 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
429 I told the landlord they had large trunks so he said use the freight elevator. 1.4278 0.04806 194 133 40 21
430 Well,at least it's not in the room anymore. 1.4278 0.04859 180 119 45 16
431 The building only had a “no cats and dogs policy” 1.4278 0.04859 180 119 45 16
432 You see him too?! 1.4277 0.05150 166 111 39 16
433 It’ll take a while. He likes to push all the buttons. 1.4277 0.05150 166 111 39 16
434 And he works for peanuts! 1.4277 0.05150 166 111 39 16
435 There's not much room for discussion. 1.4277 0.05078 166 110 41 15
436 Heading up to the David Attenborough lecture? 1.4270 0.04864 178 120 41 17
437 We don't have to talk about him, if that's what you're worried about. 1.4270 0.04832 178 119 43 16
438 You've never ridden an Elephator? 1.4270 0.05211 178 123 34 21
439 When they heard it was a trunk show, they insisted on coming. 1.4270 0.05150 178 122 36 20
440 Up? We'll try ... 1.4268 0.04821 164 105 48 11
441 What's the point of having a weight limit of 1,500lbs if we never get to use it? 1.4268 0.05585 157 109 29 19
442 Its my comfort elephant 1.4261 0.04936 176 117 43 16
443 He's Republican, so of course we're headed down. 1.4260 0.04941 169 113 41 15
444 Don't let the light fool you, we are going down. 1.4253 0.04701 174 112 50 12
445 I need to warn you that she just ate a whole bag of spicy peanuts. 1.4251 0.05466 167 117 29 21
446 I try to get him out of the room as often as possible. 1.4251 0.04982 167 110 43 14
447 Wow, I guess I do have the apartment directly above yours. How did you know? 1.4251 0.04982 167 110 43 14
448 Good party but it was a real circus in there. 1.4251 0.05054 167 111 41 15
449 You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find a pet friendly building. 1.4251 0.04684 167 106 51 10
450 Apparently there's a mouse in the lobby. 1.4242 0.05169 165 111 38 16
451 She was much smaller when we first got her. 1.4242 0.04642 165 104 52 9
452 It’s the new elevator operator. He works for peanuts. 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
453 Don't mention weight limits. She's very sensitive. 1.4235 0.05194 170 116 36 18
454 Sorry. We’d be over the limit. 1.4235 0.04919 170 112 44 14
455 Got a 30 gallon trash bag? I'm taking Henry out for his constitutional. 1.4235 0.05326 170 118 32 20
456 Until I can get him out, this elevator only goes down. 1.4233 0.04758 163 104 49 10
457 Don't mention it. 1.4233 0.05357 163 112 33 18
458 Technically it’s not a room, so there’s nothing to talk about. 1.4233 0.05141 163 109 39 15
459 We don't go up. 1.4233 0.04072 163 113 38 12
460 Which floor did you say the socially awkward situation was on? 1.4226 0.04776 168 111 44 13
461 You're lucky the 800-pound gorilla just got off. 1.4226 0.05030 168 112 41 15
462 It came with the giraffe. 1.4226 0.05170 168 114 37 17
463 He's the best elevator operator. He never forgets your floor. 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
464 Not to brag, but I've been known to tickle the ivories 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
465 The sign said to use this lift for trunks. 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
466 Trust me—if you get in, we're gonna talk about it. 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
467 It’s even harder to ignore the elephant in the elevator 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
468 The donkey's already up there. 1.4220 0.05060 173 117 39 17
469 No, Todd – I don't think there's anything for us to discuss 1.4217 0.05215 166 113 36 17
470 Smart money says take the next one. 1.4216 0.04635 185 121 50 14
471 I don’t know what you’re talking about. 1.4214 0.04918 159 108 37 13
472 If you're coming in, we're gonna have to talk about it 1.4214 0.05078 159 105 41 13
473 If I were you, I'd wait for the next one. 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
474 There were mice on the stairs. 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
475 Now it's time for the elephant to be in your room. I'm tired of him 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
476 Of course there’s room for you, I’m the only one here.. 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
477 Any chance you got a shovel I can borrow? 1.4211 0.04825 171 112 46 13
478 It’s the best way we’ve found for getting the elephant into the room. 1.4211 0.04531 171 123 30 18
479 Because the hot tub is on the roof - duh!!! 1.4207 0.05189 164 111 37 16
480 No matter what, this thing's going down. 1.4207 0.04736 164 105 49 10
481 As long as you don’t address it, you don’t even know it’s there. 1.4205 0.04996 176 119 40 17
482 Sorry, there was a mouse in the stairwell. 1.4204 0.05201 157 105 38 14
483 Bob, there is no elephant and I am NOT in denial! 1.4204 0.05279 157 106 36 15
484 I'll be back later for the hippo. 1.4204 0.05042 157 103 42 12
485 Better grab it, the lions and tigers are next. 1.4201 0.05146 169 115 37 17
486 You are right, this place really is a Zoo. 1.4201 0.05007 169 113 41 15
487 He got tired of being in the room. 1.4192 0.05190 167 114 36 17
488 Got any tall kitchen garbage bags? 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
489 We're close to capacity. How much do you weigh? 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
490 I'm here to drop off the elephant in the room. 1.4186 0.05079 172 117 38 17
491 You didn't think he'd take the stairs, did you? 1.4177 0.05175 158 106 38 14
492 Sorry,he pressed all the buttons. 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
493 We're here for the mani-pedi special. 1.4177 0.05096 158 105 40 13
494 Nobody said a word about her, so I assumed it was OK. 1.4177 0.05252 158 107 36 15
495 I don't care which button you pushed, we're going down...fast. 1.4177 0.05017 158 109 34 15
496 Don’t worry about the weight limit, she identifies as a Dachshund. 1.4176 0.04583 170 121 32 17
497 My wife thinks my Party loyalty is a bit excessive,too! 1.4162 0.05055 173 118 38 17
498 This elevator doesn't go up. 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
499 Up? No. The only way we can go is down. 1.4157 0.04921 166 110 43 13
500 We're going to the zoo 1.4156 0.04292 154 103 42 9
501 What elephant in the room? You mean my new goatee? 1.4156 0.05021 154 101 42 11
502 I'm here to put the elephant in the room. 1.4151 0.05522 159 112 28 19
503 Sorry, I'd rather not discuss the metaphor in the room. 1.4151 0.04912 159 104 44 11
504 Just ignore it; everyone else does. 1.4149 0.04819 188 128 42 18
505 My wife told me to surprise her with a gift from the trunk show, 1.4145 0.04935 152 105 32 13
506 He's a loaner. My therapy dog's at the vet. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
507 He followed me home. He says he quit his party and can't go back. 1.4145 0.05635 152 107 27 18
508 Gee Dad,he followed me home! Can I keep him? Pleeeeze 1.4145 0.04979 152 99 43 10
509 How else do you think he manages to get into “the room”? 1.4145 0.05479 152 105 31 16
510 Dude,we gotta talk about the elephant in the room. It just got elevated. 1.4144 0.03992 181 133 32 16
511 I found him in the peanut gallery. 1.4138 0.05323 145 97 36 12
512 You try telling them there's a maximum capacity 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
513 Don't get in here if you're going to talk about my drinking. 1.4133 0.05450 150 103 32 15
514 You don't have a shovel, by chance. 1.4133 0.05691 150 106 26 18
515 If the coop board asks he's for emotional support 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
516 Don’t believe the hype, he’s been on here for an hour trying to remember which floor he’s on 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
517 Do you know if returns are on this floor? 1.4132 0.05184 167 115 35 17
518 He never forgets what floor I'm on... 1.4129 0.05399 155 107 32 16
519 How did you think it ever gets in the room in the first place? 1.4129 0.05079 155 103 40 12
520 Get in if you want, but I should warn you: he pushed all the buttons. 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
521 Is this the floor that has a vending machine with peanuts? 1.4124 0.04837 177 119 43 15
522 Apparently the circus is in town. 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
523 Yeah...but at least it's not in the room anymore. 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
524 Can we use your bathroom?” 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
525 It's astounding -- he never forgets my floor! 1.4118 0.05207 153 103 37 13
526 It’s ok we’re vaccinated 1.4118 0.05370 153 105 33 15
527 No. Three's a crowd. 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
528 Actually, I'm the emotional support animal. 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
529 It's a pet friendly hotel. 1.4106 0.05255 151 102 36 13
530 She’s a rescue elephant. 1.4103 0.05743 156 113 22 21
531 No one seems to want to mention it. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
532 The stairs were a disaster 1.4094 0.05554 149 104 29 16
533 Before you say anything,it wasn’t me. 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
534 Finally got a service animal for my claustrophobia. 1.4094 0.04950 149 97 43 9
535 Which room needs an elephant? 1.4094 0.04763 149 105 31 13
536 Up is not an option. 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
537 ‘ … then I learned why no-one talks about it’ 1.4094 0.04857 149 100 37 10
538 Pet sitting gig it said. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
539 WEIGHT LIMIT REACHED. NO MORE TRUNKS. 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
540 We're headed up to the peanut gallery. 1.4083 0.05134 169 117 35 17
541 No, we don't live here. We just like to come here and tell random people that we are their new upstairs neighbors. 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
542 He loves the music. 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
543 The last thing my wife said was, "Something larger than a Saint Bernard." 1.4082 0.04803 147 94 46 7
544 Sorry, I just take him up once a month for my therapy session. 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
545 Sure, hop on. The sign says the elevator’s capacity is fifteen occupants. 1.4076 0.04863 157 103 44 10
546 I thought it just stayed in the room. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
547 Well, how else do you think it gets into the room? 1.4069 0.05664 145 102 27 16
548 Obviously we are not going to talk about why he’s here! 1.4069 0.05178 145 99 34 12
549 Oh, yeah, this elevator is definitely going down. 1.4065 0.03627 155 111 35 9
550 He forgot what floor he lives on. 1.4056 0.05635 143 100 28 15
551 Watch what happens when we bounce up and down. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
552 Do you know your building's got elephants? 1.4056 0.04784 143 96 38 9
553 You can’t get in, and we can’t talk about why. 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
554 Yeah... This one's going down. 1.4054 0.05410 148 102 32 14
555 Big and Tall department? 1.4054 0.05324 148 101 34 13
556 Sorry man. You’ll put us over the weight limit. 1.4052 0.04945 153 101 42 10
557 We finally talked about the elephant in the room. And he talked back. 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
558 If you don't fit, there is room in the trunk. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
559 Turns out that posted weight limit is total BS. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
560 He's my emotional support animal and he's a HUGE help 1.4041 0.05716 146 104 25 17
561 Doc thought a memory supplement might help 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
562 Look at that elephant!” Clive remarked, artfully dodging the topic of Kevin’s new goatee 1.4041 0.05548 146 102 29 15
563 Snack machine working on this floor? 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
564 Hey, do you have a big plastic bag? I need to walk Bertha again. 1.4040 0.05573 151 107 27 17
565 Do you know what floor the trunk show is supposed to be on? 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
566 Actually he is a service elephant not an emotional support elephant so I can take him anywhere. 1.4038 0.05127 156 106 37 13
567 The elevator seems to be broken; it will only go down. 1.4038 0.04879 156 103 43 10
568 I think down is the only option. 1.4037 0.04857 161 107 43 11
569 It turns out there really was an elephant in the room. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
570 Says maximum capacity is four people. So yes, come in. 1.4028 0.04959 144 94 42 8
571 She heard there was a designer trunk sale on the mezzanine level. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
572 She pushed all the buttons. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
573 Yes, I’m sure this elevator is going up 1.4027 0.05032 149 99 40 10
574 I voted Republican that one time and now he'll never let me forget it. 1.4027 0.05209 149 101 36 12
575 Oh, very funny. No, he didn't forget to pack his trunk. 1.4027 0.05296 149 102 34 13
576 The co-op board didn't specify pet size. 1.4026 0.05254 154 106 34 14
577 What? You haven’t heard of an emotional support elephant? 1.4024 0.05097 164 113 36 15
578 He's a bit awkward for a service animal but I never forget anything. 1.4014 0.05199 142 95 37 10
579 We might have some room in the trunk. 1.4014 0.05747 142 101 25 16
580 There isn't a baggie big enough, I'm telling you. 1.4014 0.05102 142 94 39 9
581 We can no longer pretend it's not here. 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
582 No, it’s not going up. It’s going to the right. 1.4014 0.05570 142 99 29 14
583 He’s afraid of escalators. 1.4014 0.05659 142 100 27 15
584 The 800-pound gorilla is still in the room. 1.4014 0.05747 142 101 25 16
585 He had a hard time climbing the stairs 1.4014 0.05102 142 94 39 9
586 I told the bellhop I only had one trunk. 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
587 We're going to the roof. He thinks he's Dumbo. 1.4014 0.05570 142 99 29 14
588 The escalator’s not in service. 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
589 Man, that co-op board meeting really was a circus. 1.4014 0.05102 142 94 39 9
590 It’s right behind me, isn’t it? 1.4014 0.05570 142 98 29 14
591 I had a good time but she just felt like everyone ignored her all night... 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
592 Hopefully you’re going down. 1.4014 0.05199 142 95 37 10
593 Don't say it. 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
594 And I thought the elephant in the room was awkward. 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
595 There’s lots of space in the trunk. 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
596 The good news is I was able to adopt an animal from the shelter, the bad news is they were all out of cats. 1.4013 0.05464 152 107 29 16
597 Long story short: I figured I'm an Amazon Prime member, so how could I pass up the free shipping? 1.4012 0.05308 167 119 29 19
598 We're here to talk about that thing we never talk about. 1.4011 0.04758 177 120 43 14
599 Stop telling me I'm ignoring the obvious. 1.4000 0.04870 150 109 27 13
600 Sure it’s a bit crowed, but I wouldn’t wait for the lions if I were you. 1.4000 0.05185 160 111 34 15
601 We're here for the co-op interview. 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
602 Can you catch the next elevator. This one is pachydermed. 1.4000 0.04386 150 106 33 11
603 Someone finally addressed him, so now he’s looking for a new room. 1.3987 0.05590 153 110 25 18
604 Quit calling it fraud. The donkey won! 1.3986 0.05357 143 98 33 12
605 Oh, we don't talk about it. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
606 Let's not make this political. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
607 You can come in—we’re vaccinated. 1.3986 0.05538 143 100 29 14
608 It's easier to pretend he's not there. 1.3986 0.05299 138 93 35 10
609 He gets claustrophobic and wondered if you wouldn't mind waiting for the next one. 1.3986 0.05590 138 96 29 13
610 Just how did you think the elephant in the room gets to said room? 1.3986 0.05776 138 98 25 15
611 She couldn’t help pressing all the buttons. 1.3986 0.04119 138 98 30 8
612 We’re all vaccinated 1.3974 0.04472 156 111 31 13
613 They need an elephant in a room on the fifth floor. 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
614 And he pressed every button, too 1.3974 0.05322 151 105 32 14
615 Before I get off, we need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3974 0.05067 151 102 38 11
616 Room for one more what? 1.3973 0.05002 146 97 40 9
617 Nope, just down. 1.3972 0.05121 141 94 38 9
618 This is Peanut, my emotional support elephant. 1.3972 0.05219 141 95 36 10
619 There was a mouse in the apartment. 1.3972 0.05021 141 93 40 8
620 Nobody would ever talk about him when he was in the room. 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
621 Well, at least the elephant's no longer in the room.. 1.3971 0.05451 136 93 32 11
622 I'd like to say she won't remember that weight comment but the truth is she never forgets. 1.3971 0.05143 136 90 38 8
623 What are you talking about? 1.3971 0.05648 136 95 28 13
624 I did not expect you would bring this up 1.3971 0.05036 136 89 40 7
625 It’s pretty full, but there’s some room in the trunk 1.3961 0.05560 154 111 25 18
626 I sure wish my vet had a ground floor office. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
627 Up? Now that's a good question. 1.3957 0.05557 139 97 29 13
628 Would you like your an elephant in the room? I have an extra. 1.3957 0.05832 139 100 23 16
629 He got tired of being the elephant in the room. 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
630 It wasn't me, it was the elephant. 1.3957 0.05832 139 100 23 16
631 Turns out there IS a family of elephants living above us. 1.3957 0.05557 139 97 29 13
632 Number three on his bucket list. Elevator ride 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
633 Can't help you. Not my elephant, not my circus. 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
634 Well I'm sorry if the floors are thin but for your information, we wear socks and we tiptoe about, and I don't like what you're implying. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
635 I'll explain the problem once I get him back in the room. 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
636 Don't worry, just my emotional support animal 1.3942 0.05708 137 97 26 14
637 Oh, look, it's the guy who complained about my bowling alley. 1.3942 0.05802 137 98 24 15
638 The couple in 213 ordered an elephant in the room 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
639 Down. What else? 1.3942 0.05319 137 93 34 10
640 What can I say? I need a ton of emotional support. 1.3939 0.05064 165 115 35 15
641 The new elevator attendant works for peanuts. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
642 I said I would help get his trunk to the lobby. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
643 Got any poop bags? 1.3933 0.05508 150 107 27 16
644 It's either this or the 800 pound gorilla. 1.3933 0.05426 150 106 29 15
645 You can mention it, but wait until we get into the room. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
646 But you said to hire interns who’d work for peanuts. 1.3931 0.05160 145 101 32 12
647 Unlike the room, everyone mentions the elephant in the elevator”. 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
648 No, there's no weight limit. 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
649 Do you mind if I let the elephant in the room? 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
650 He pressed all the buttons again. 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
651 He's sensitive about asking for help. But his unk-tray is too big to press the utton-bay. 1.3926 0.04886 135 95 30 10
652 This is the basement? I could have sworn I pressed 'up'. 1.3926 0.04411 135 93 35 7
653 It's a Circus up there! 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
654 Wait until you see how I get it on the plane. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
655 So I said fine, you keep talking about the elephant in the room, let's just get him out of here. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
656 The other one has a donkey in it, but neither will take you where you want to go. 1.3926 0.05957 135 98 21 16
657 I was the one who finally talked about it, so now I'm the one who has to take it to therapy. 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
658 Lucky for you the giraffe just got out at the last stop. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
659 There's room. Just don't squeak. 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
660 Turns out that Sarah already had an elephant in the room. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
661 And the funny thing is, his name is Otis. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
662 The lease just says "No dogs or cats allowed." 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
663 Just me and bunch of Republicans going to hell. 1.3926 0.05957 135 98 21 16
664 There’s room, as long as you don’t talk about him. 1.3924 0.04822 158 106 42 10
665 Sorry, there’s a weight limit. 1.3924 0.04737 158 105 44 9
666 It's a beer and peanuts run. You in? 1.3922 0.05426 153 109 28 16
667 What? Is there something on my face? 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
668 Sorry, I’m bringing the elephant to the room. 1.3916 0.04711 143 103 30 10
669 My lease allows me one emotional support pet. 1.3913 0.05485 138 96 30 12
670 Sorry, the maximum weight capacity is 3 tons. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
671 You may want to take the stairs. 1.3910 0.04861 156 105 41 10
672 Get in, the tigers are next. 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
673 He wanted to try a new metaphor 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
674 Nice shirt. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
675 Oh him? No he's here for emotional support. 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
676 He says there was a mouse on the escalator. 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
677 Maximum capacity: one man and an elephant. I'm sorry 1.3897 0.05237 136 92 35 9
678 They are waiting for him in all the meeting rooms so they can ignore him 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
679 He’s an emotional support animal for my claustrophobia. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
680 So now it’s in the elevator. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
681 We’re going to the gym. The doctor says she’s heavy. 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
682 Hello Bob. You on your way to marriage counseling as well? 1.3893 0.05793 131 93 25 13
683 Is that a mouse in your pocket? 1.3893 0.05992 131 95 21 15
684 It's going down. Not by choice. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
685 So now they tell me, "No Pets." 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
686 We've all been vaccinated. 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
687 We don’t discuss it either… 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
688 I thought the idea was that we don’t talk about it. 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
689 Take the next one if you're allergic to peanuts. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
690 You can slide in but pretty sure we're only going down. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
691 Let's agree not to talk about it. 1.3882 0.04855 152 102 41 9
692 Yes, the building allows pets. 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
693 Don’t worry…we’ve all been vaccinated. 1.3876 0.05856 129 92 24 13
694 There were mice in the stairwell. 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
695 There is room but she pressed every button 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
696 Can you believe he’s just a puppy? 1.3876 0.04836 129 83 42 4
697 Don't mention the mouse. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
698 I keep pressing 'up', but it just won't move! And I'm afraid to press down. 1.3869 0.05792 137 99 23 15
699 Sorry, we’re going up…hopefully. 1.3869 0.04832 137 97 28 10
700 This elevator is going down. 1.3869 0.04240 137 96 32 8
701 Let's get to the room before we talk about it. 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
702 I might have room for you in the trunk. 1.3867 0.05417 150 107 28 15
703 We’re finally getting rid of the elephant in the room. 1.3862 0.05287 145 101 32 12
704 You should probably take the stairs. 1.3862 0.04813 145 96 42 7
705 At least it’s not in the room anymore. 1.3858 0.05249 127 85 35 7
706 There's plenty of room since the 800 lb gorilla got off on the roof. 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
707 He forgot which floor he wanted. 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
708 Everyone talks about the elephant in the room. But no one talks about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
709 I know you pressed "up" but I assure this elevator is going down 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
710 He broke the escalator. 1.3852 0.05041 135 90 38 7
711 Going down, as you may surmise 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
712 Oh, this is nothing. You should see the one we have in the US Supreme Court! 1.3846 0.05920 130 94 22 14
713 What, never been on an elephator? 1.3846 0.06118 130 96 18 16
714 I figured out why the elevator keeps breaking. 1.3846 0.05393 130 89 32 9
715 Well, he is no longer in the room. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
716 This hotel is a circus right now. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
717 She hates the stairs. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
718 Would you mind taking the next one? 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
719 The capacity limit says 4 persons so I think we’re okay. 1.3841 0.04590 151 99 46 6
720 He's been vaccinated, so it's fine. 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
721 Okay I got it out of the room,can we talk about it now? 1.3841 0.05664 138 99 25 14
722 He followed me home. Can I keep him? 1.3836 0.04885 146 98 40 8
723 I'm not even sure how he got in here let alone how he plans to get out. 1.3836 0.03979 146 107 29 10
724 This elevator can only go down. 1.3835 0.05198 133 90 35 8
725 Oddly enough, he forgot his floor number 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
726 We need to elevate the conversation about the elephant in the room. 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
727 Sorry, bro, but this elevator only goes down. 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
728 Sorry, he’s needed urgently for a metaphor in the upstairs room. 1.3828 0.05986 128 93 21 14
729 You'll probably want to wait for the next one. 1.3828 0.05334 128 87 33 8
730 We would take the freight elevator but he’s extra sensitive about his weight. 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
731 The landlord told me the apartment was pet-friendly.” 1.3828 0.04975 128 89 31 8
732 Don't bother with the rooftop bar, it's a circus up there. 1.3826 0.05602 149 108 23 17
733 Sorry. He’s having a lot of trouble pushing the button to his floor. 1.3824 0.05225 136 93 34 9
734 Sorry this lift is temporarily being used as a Dumbo-waiter. 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
735 Try to ignore him in here." 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
736 The stairs were full of clowns. 1.3810 0.05387 126 91 24 11
737 Tubby's not mine. I walk pachyderms to help pay for grad school. 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
738 What floor do they need the elephant in the room? 1.3810 0.06053 126 92 20 14
739 Shared custody with my ex it’s a long story. 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
740 Technically since he’s not in A room we don’t have to talk about him 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
741 We’ll, at least he’s no longer in the room. 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
742 He wants us to call it an ‘elephator.’ 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
743 Sorry, we've met the weight limit of this elevator. 1.3803 0.04869 142 95 40 7
744 He never forgets what floor we’re on. 1.3803 0.04970 142 96 38 8
745 She never forgets my floor. 1.3803 0.04765 142 94 42 6
746 Don't worry. He's only the elephant in this room; not in yours. 1.3798 0.05413 129 89 31 9
747 Wait, your service animal is a dog? Weird. 1.3798 0.05739 129 92 25 12
748 A room is one thing, but you just can’t avoid addressing the elephants in the elevator 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
749 Yes I know there’s an elephant in the room 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
750 Well, how did you think the elephant gets into the room? 1.3796 0.05592 137 98 26 13
751 He's relly very gentle, unless you try to associate him with politics. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
752 You’ve heard of the elephant in the room? We’ll this is how he gets there. 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
753 Because the giraffe would not fit. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
754 Yah, we have to be careful; the landlord doesn't allow pets. 1.3790 0.05562 124 89 25 10
755 Everyone was ignoring her so she’s leaving 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
756 ‘Skeletons in the Closet’ is two floors up. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
757 „I know what you are going to say, but technically an elevator is not a room.“ 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
758 Unless you weigh 42 lbs you're taking the stairs. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
759 Apparently the answer is one. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
760 He never forgets which floor. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
761 …and no one even wants to talk about it! 1.3780 0.04760 164 113 40 11
762 Did you bring a poop bag? 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
763 Let’s order Room Service. No pets in the restaurant, they said. 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
764 Turns out the elephant in the room was an elephant. 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
765 You can also order online…bronxzoo.com/gift shop 1.3780 0.05469 127 93 22 12
766 It goes down a lot faster than it goes up. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
767 No, I was referring to the metaphorical one. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
768 Did someone order an elephant in the room? 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
769 Watch me pull an elephant out of an elevator. 1.3776 0.04943 143 97 38 8
770 I’m removing the elephant in the room. 1.3775 0.05294 151 108 29 14
771 His name is Otis. 1.3770 0.05972 122 88 22 12
772 He’s a rescue from the circus. 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
773 I suggested he take the stairs, but I was then accused of fat-shaming. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
774 Unless you’re under 7 pounds we’ve reached weight capacity. 1.3770 0.05438 122 86 27 9
775 Sorry, we’re going up. Have been for hours, in fact. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
776 ...There's an elephant behind me, isn't there? 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
777 I’m your new neighbor, Joe Manchin. 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
778 How did I get him in here? With peanuts. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
779 I just couldn’t resist him at the pet store; he was the only elephant in the room. 1.3769 0.05908 130 95 21 14
780 My service dog is on holiday. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
781 He just likes pressing the buttons. 1.3768 0.04388 138 101 28 9
782 Going up? I don't think so. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
783 Yes, it’s a problem but we choose to ignore it. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
784 “If you weigh 26 pounds or less, hop aboard.” 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
785 You said you like elephants on Match.com! 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
786 Sorry, we're already 11,000 pounds over max capacity. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
787 He works for peanuts 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
788 Of course,you can come. It's only the two of us. 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
789 His name is Otis, and he belongs here. 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
790 Apparently if you don't address it, it follows you around. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
791 You're right Nobody ever talks about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
792 Trust me, it's going down. 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
793 Sorry. Like every four year-old, he likes to push the buttons for every floor all at once. 1.3759 0.05807 133 97 22 14
794 He didn't want to be the elephant in that room. 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
795 Might want to wait for the next one - the big guy got a little button happy. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
796 I know it's like out of a new yorker caption contest isn't it? 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
797 Ironically, she's forgotten which floor she lives on. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
798 We’re going up to the trunk show on seven. 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
799 HR says they work for peanuts, but the overhead is killing us. 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
800 Now do you see it? 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
801 Sorry,heading to the trunk room 1.3750 0.03137 128 97 20 8
802 If this was in color, he's be pink and I'd be drunk. 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
803 How did Noah do it?! 1.3750 0.05083 128 91 28 9
804 He said he forgot something. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
805 This is nothing! In my previous ride I was with the 800-pound gorilla! 1.3740 0.04312 131 96 25 9
806 Oh, sure, they’re cute when they’re little and you’re working remotely, but the shelter doesn't really warn you about the long-term repercussions." 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
807 Sorry Man, I’ll send it back up, I just have to unload the trunk 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
808 I think we can squeeze you in. 1.3740 0.05085 123 82 36 5
809 Ignore him. 1.3739 0.06354 115 85 17 13
810 Sorry, Beatniks and elephants only. 1.3731 0.05419 134 97 25 12
811 There's room, but it's in the back. 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
812 Can you keep a secret 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
813 He's too lazy to take the stairs. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
814 He promised not to push all the buttons this time. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
815 It's worse when his girlfriend sleeps over. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
816 That meeting was a circus. 1.3729 0.06230 118 87 18 13
817 Don't tell the coop board. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
818 Don't give me anymore crap about the elephant in the room. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
819 No, it's ok. You can talk about him. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
820 You want the elevator down the hall, this is the Dumbo waiter! 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
821 he was here when I got on 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
822 He's taking a break from being the elephant in the room. 1.3729 0.05422 118 85 24 9
823 He loves his walkie. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
824 So what did you think was making the noise, exactly? 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
825 Don't worry. There's plenty of room in the trunk." 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
826 I’m taking the elephant to a different room. 1.3729 0.06113 118 86 20 12
827 It’s a bit stuffy in here but it doesn’t smell as bad as the Democrat’s elevator. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
828 I'm pretty sure we're going down 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
829 Bushwick was cool, but I found I missed Dumbo. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
830 My memory is hazy so I got a support animal that doesn't forget things 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
831 How do you think the elephant gets to the room? 1.3721 0.05726 129 93 24 12
832 I finally got that 500 pound gorilla off my back. 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
833 You wouldn't happen to have a pooper scooper, would you? 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
834 Sorry. The meeting down on four is straying way off-topic, and they need him in the room. 1.3721 0.05934 129 95 20 14
835 We can’t remember on which level we parked 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
836 If you want to talk about it, we're going up. 1.3719 0.05331 121 85 28 8
837 It’s okay. He’s my service animal. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
838 We're going down - and fast, too. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
839 It wasn't me. 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
840 3B needs an elephant in the room. 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
841 I'm just trying to get the elephant into another room. 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
842 It was unsettling at first. But I knew that, sooner or later, I'd have to acknowledge him. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
843 I am NOT speaking metaphorically. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
844 Delivering your new service animal. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
845 Get in now before the giraffe gets here. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
846 Pandemic's over, and he REALLY wanted to get out of the room. 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
847 It’s a conservative event. No rhinos here. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
848 He felt ignored in the room. 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
849 Yes, there’s an elephant. But no room. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
850 Nope. Haven't seen him. 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
851 Can we at least wait until he's in the room before we start talking about him? 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
852 I can never remember my floor, so I take him with me. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
853 He left the room! 1.3689 0.05359 122 84 31 7
854 Sorry, no RINOs. 1.3689 0.05359 122 84 31 7
855 You can wait for the next one if you want, but remember this is the day the whale moves into 501. 1.3688 0.05024 141 100 31 10
856 Can u believe it, he forgot what floor he’s on” 1.3684 0.05594 133 98 22 13
857 Oddly enough, he doesn't mind when people talk about him. 1.3680 0.05148 125 85 34 6
858 I never come without him. He always remembers the floor. 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
859 Believe it or not,this was easier than the stairs. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
860 I think the real question we need to address is why we aren’t wearing masks in this small, poorly ventilated, indoor elevator space. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
861 I switched parties. 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
862 Jeff… We need to talk. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
863 Act casual. He doesn’t think we can see him. 1.3675 0.05235 117 79 33 5
864 The giraffe took the stairs. 1.3675 0.05897 117 83 23 10
865 I hope you are planning on going down. 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
866 They keep forgetting what floor they want. 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
867 Our workplace is becoming a circus. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
868 No man, we're goin' down. For sure. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
869 We’re the new diversity hires. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
870 What can I say...she was really small when we got her. 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
871 I would wait for the next elevator. We are already pachydermed. 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
872 Just don't mention the elephant in the room 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
873 Why do you ask? 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
874 You can get on only if you promise not to talk politics. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
875 This is my patient, Herb. He identifies as an elephant so let’s just go along with the ruse, okay? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
876 He’s finally housebroken. 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
877 We could pretend she’s not here, or you could wait for the next one. Your call. 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
878 He likes to get out of the room once in awhile. 1.3659 0.05324 123 85 31 7
879 He was too big for the room. 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
880 Who you calling Dumbo? 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
881 Pretty sure we’re going down. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
882 Don’t mind him, he doesn’t talk politics. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
883 Whatever you do, don’t refer to it as an ‘ivory tower’ when we get to the top. 1.3657 0.05949 134 101 17 16
884 Of course you can squeeze in -- I can't think of a reason why not! 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
885 Are you the one who ordered the elephant in the room? 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
886 The ivory tower rooftop is very exclusive 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
887 The pink ones are out of stock 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
888 I know what you are thinking but he was here when I got on... 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
889 You might want the clown car. 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
890 It's "Bring your human to work day" at the zoo. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
891 Sorry, dude, this elevator is full.... full of the hopes and dreams of Americans all over this fine country of ours. Plus, there's an elephant in here. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
892 Sorry. That mohair sweater would make him sneeze. 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
893 Sorry, it’s pached in here. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
894 Don't ask me. I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
895 Trying to ditch him but he says he won’t go until after the midterms. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
896 Yeah it’s one of those pandemic pets. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
897 Our therapist said my wife and I need to acknowledge the elephant in the room to resolve our problems, so now it's my turn to walk him. 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
898 If we ever get him out of here, I'm naming him "Otis" ! 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
899 We’re going to grab an avocado toast and 300 pounds of hay. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
900 Originally we called him Tiny, but one day we suddenly realized he wasn't. 1.3629 0.05876 124 91 21 12
901 We've got the whole herd upstairs. You'd be better off taking the stairs. 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
902 I didn't think it would grow that fast. 1.3628 0.05038 113 80 27 6
903 They’re auditioning for “Stomp”. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
904 He's an elephant of color but also a white elephant, if you get my clever play on words. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
905 I'm afraid this one only goes down. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
906 C'mon in. There's room in the trunk. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
907 They forgot their floor. 1.3621 0.05530 116 85 20 10
908 Keep walking. This is an elephator. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
909 Is this the floor for the trunk sale? 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
910 We’re looking for the rooms they’re supposed to be in 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
911 He said I'm the reason the elevator doors won't close. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
912 I mean…my therapist thinks I’m still not being honest with myself , but I disagree. 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
913 The minute someone in the room talked about him it seemed pointless to stay. 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
914 Well, we're definitely not going up... 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
915 For the moment, "down" is the only option 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
916 Sorry, there's an elephant with no room 1.3613 0.05752 119 88 20 11
917 Just stay home, man. It's a zoo out there. 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
918 Gentrification has priced her out of the Bronx zoo. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
919 I don't want to talk about it. 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
920 He said he's leaving because he doesn't want to be talked about. 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
921 The sign says it can fit fourteen more people. 1.3607 0.06056 122 91 18 13
922 I think I forgot the pooper scooper bag. 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
923 I believe we will be going down, fast. 1.3604 0.05474 111 79 25 7
924 Sorry, this elevator is going down. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
925 Don’t address the elephant in the room, he’s very shy 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
926 Is this the floor for the Supreme Court chambers? 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
927 I'd forgotten the drunken invitation I'd made at that bar in Nairobi, but they hadn't, of course. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
928 This is easier than the giraffe was. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
929 You know how I mentioned we needed to talk about the elephant in the room…well, this is the room. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
930 He was asked to leave the room. 1.3600 0.05836 125 92 21 12
931 I think it's time for the condo association to discuss the elephant in the elevator. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
932 She/they. 1.3596 0.05231 114 80 28 6
933 I know what it looks like 1.3596 0.05590 114 79 27 7
934 Kevin, Babar. Babar, Kevin. 1.3595 0.04829 153 110 32 11
935 The tenant meeting's a real zoo today. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
936 I'd wait for the next elevator if you have a peanut allergy. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
937 Ok. For your sake, I'm going to go ahead and address it. 1.3594 0.04801 128 86 38 4
938 I mean, it's like nobody is willing to talk about Ellie when she's in the room, only when she's out of it" 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
939 I think we’ve reached the weight limit. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
940 Four or five times a day. Why do you ask? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
941 It's okay, we're under the people limit. 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
942 He does not consider himself "freight". 1.3588 0.06040 131 100 15 16
943 My wife wanted to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
944 It wants to see my room. 1.3586 0.04609 145 106 29 10
945 This new operator never forgets my floor and he works for peanuts. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
946 Don't worry, he's a "Never Trump" Republican. 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
947 Depends. How much do you weigh? 1.3582 0.05392 134 99 23 12
948 He never forgets where I parked my car. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
949 Plenty of room if you’re comfortable not mentioning the elephant 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
950 I give up. When is a fart attack worse than a heart attack? 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
951 Five tons. Why do you ask? 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
952 It’s fast going down, but slow going up. Nobody knows why. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
953 Oh, service elevator! I thought you said circus elevator. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
954 Let's not talk about this. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
955 It's a tight squeeze, but there's room in the trunk. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
956 The building lifted the weight limit for pets. 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
957 He's my emotional support elephant. 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
958 Before we go, is there anything you’d like to address? 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
959 It only said, 'No dogs or cats.' 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
960 We’ve been trying to go up for half an hour. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
961 He jumps on the couch when I leave him at home 1.3577 0.05901 123 91 20 12
962 sorry - there's not even any more trunk space 1.3577 0.05180 123 85 32 6
963 This building has turned into a real jungle, Brad. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
964 You'll have to get in the trunk. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
965 Since you don't want to address the elephant in the room, how about the one in the elevator? 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
966 The Democrats took the stairs! 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
967 No matter what button you press, the elevator is going down 1.3571 0.05360 112 77 30 5
968 We don't talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
969 Why don't you tell me why you really want to wait for the next elevator. 1.3571 0.06195 112 83 18 11
970 we should probably address the elephant in the elevator 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
971 I'm sorry but I've moved as far to the right as I can. 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
972 I have a rising sense of the unmentionable. 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
973 Thank me: I’m taking the elephant out of the room. Problem solved. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
974 He was in a room. But felt ignored. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
975 I think I'm coming down with something. 1.3559 0.05386 118 85 25 8
976 The sign says capacity is 3 tons but I thought it was rude to ask 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
977 Sorry, but we're already at the weight limit. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
978 This is much worse than an elephant in the room. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
979 No, man. Right now this is definitely a down elevator. 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
980 Yes, it is hard to find qualified help, but he works for peanuts! 1.3554 0.04674 121 90 23 8
981 After I lost my second pet I said: never again. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
982 Can you get the next one? She worries about social distancing. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
983 As long as we make small talk it'll be like he's not even here. 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
984 I get herd immunity wherever I go. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
985 Nobody wants her in their room. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
986 Is there some obvious but sensitive topic you're not mentioning? 1.3551 0.05902 107 79 19 9
987 Wish us luck, we are just about to test the weight limit 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
988 "Check your lease. He's available to any tenant with a room," 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
989 the landlord was clear,"no dogs." 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
990 It's down only, remember. 1.3551 0.05353 107 73 30 4
991 The elephant is now in the room 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
992 So what if I wear white in October? 1.3551 0.06403 107 80 16 11
993 Come in if you want to. Just don’t talk about it. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
994 he's a service elephant 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
995 it's allowed, it's a support elephant 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
996 Nobody in the meeting brought up the elephant in the room but me,so they kicked us both out. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
997 I‘m her emotional support guy. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
998 Now can I bring it up? 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
999 LGBTQIAE, Party tenth floor. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
1000 Well, I was reading Babar to the kids, and.... 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
1001 Turns out, the weight limits in these things are more of a suggestion. 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1002 Is that what you’re wearing tonight? 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1003 Turns out, some Amazon Prime Day deals should not be made after a large glass of wine. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1004 Hey, Chuck, how’s it goin? 1.3540 0.06275 113 85 16 12
1005 Sorry! Gotta deliver these to an awkward conversation on the fifth floor. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1006 I would get the next one. Someone has farted in this one. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1007 Yeah, I know - but he thinks there are lions on the stairs. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1008 At least it's no longer in the room . . . 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
1009 I just don't feel like talking about it right now, do you mind taking the next one? 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
1010 Come on in! The occupancy maximum is in number of people, not pounds. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1011 Meet the new elevator operator Jimbo, he’s part of the condo board’s new cost-cutting plan… they say he works for peanuts. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
1012 He always remembers my floor! 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
1013 There’s also a starling on the stairs and an escolar on the escalator. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1014 Service animals, thanks. They help with my memory and other needs. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1015 At least I got him out of the room… 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1016 Did you bring your trunks? 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
1017 Which floor is luggage? My friend needs a new trunk. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1018 I think it’s time to talk about the elephant in the . . . Elevator. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1019 In what room are the January 6 hearings being held? 1.3521 0.05260 142 106 23 13
1020 He’s my memory support elephant, I think. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
1021 Can you call the Super? It's a circus up on my floor. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1022 It is safe, man! Occupancy is 9 and there are only two of us. 1.3520 0.05112 125 87 32 6
1023 Sure. We can talk about it on the way down. 1.3519 0.03434 108 78 26 3
1024 You're safe to get on as long as you have no peanuts in your pocket. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1025 No, this is not the elephant in the room. This is the elephant in the elevator. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1026 The pool no longer has any water. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 8
1027 Sorry dude, this elevator only goes down, and very fast. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1028 This place is a zoo. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1029 The rhino decided to take the stairs. 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
1030 Hmm, no I don’t know the weight limit on this elevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1031 Hope you're going down. 1.3514 0.05377 111 77 29 5
1032 Totally chill. She's my service elephant. 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1033 No, man, the worst thing is that every time he gets on, he pushes all the buttons. For every floor. Every single time. I’m sick of it. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1034 It's how 'the elephant in the room' gets into the room. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1035 The landlord said I couldn't have a dog. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1036 I fed him some peanuts and he followed me home. 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
1037 Believe it or not, he forgot his floor. 1.3509 0.06228 114 86 16 12
1038 Enter as long as you're not a pachydermaphobic. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1039 I told her the exterminators got rid of the mice in the stairwell, but the memory still haunts her. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1040 He followed me home, honest! 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1041 Great memory? He can't remember what floor he's on! 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
1042 I thought you forgot. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1043 We just moved in upstairs. 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1044 I have a huge following. 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1045 I finally got the elephant out of the room... 1.3500 0.05546 140 105 21 14
1046 I always thought it was a figure of speech. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1047 The donkey works a lot better… 1.3500 0.04372 120 90 22 7
1048 He says he's staying in here because he's afraid he'll be subpoenaed by the January 6th committee to testify to the way he's been used. 1.3500 0.05389 100 71 25 4
1049 It was less of a problem when he stayed in the room. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1050 She has claustrophobia, so we're trying aversion therapy. 1.3500 0.03580 120 88 26 4
1051 Nah, it only goes down. Fast. 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1052 I wasn't making much money walking dogs so decided to try something different. 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
1053 We’re going down but I’m not sure how fast. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
1054 Should be fine - maximum occupancy is twelve 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
1055 Are you the one that needs the elephant in your room? 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1056 Going to the trunk show ? 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1057 Going up is a little slow,but it’s a wild ride coming down! 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1058 I fed him a peanut when he was little. They never forget. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
1059 He left a living room on the 5th floor. He was tired of being ignored. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1060 How's your Mom? 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1061 Please, we can address this when we get in the room. 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1062 So, is the room ready? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1063 The building rules just said no dogs. 1.3491 0.05199 106 72 31 3
1064 I admit I was only half listening. But, Sara insisted I take the ele... something. 1.3490 0.04560 149 103 40 6
1065 There's room but don't talk about you-know-what. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1066 How else do you think you get the elephant in the room? 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1067 The latest variant has really forced me to step up my emotional support animal game." 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1068 Do you really want to risk it? 1.3486 0.05275 109 75 30 4
1069 I keep pushing UP but it's not working. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1070 As my therapist, you'd tell me if you thought I was delusional, right? 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
1071 Don’t worry, he’s harmless as long as you ignore him. 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
1072 She never forgets which floor we parked on. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1073 It's my therapist's idea. 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1074 We really never do this, but we forgot our keys. 1.3482 0.05412 112 81 24 7
1075 Believe it or not, he can't remember his floor. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1076 She helps me remember what floor I live on. 1.3478 0.05247 115 80 30 5
1077 Yep, we're going down. 1.3478 0.04461 115 80 32 3
1078 Don't come in; it's a zoo in here. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
1079 You're right. It's time to talk about it. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1080 Sorry, he pushed all the buttons." 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
1081 He's big and strong, and he works for peanuts. 1.3478 0.05666 115 83 24 8
1082 The weight limit is more of a suggestion 1.3478 0.05666 115 83 24 8
1083 I'm so sorry, but I have to stop you right there. I think you'll put us over the weight limit. 1.3475 0.04878 141 102 30 9
1084 It’s an elevator and she’s an elevant. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1085 I’m helping him work through his claustrophobia. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1086 Don't even say it, Bob, I've heard the same joke on every floor. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
1087 Do you weigh more than six pounds, man? 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1088 He would rather not be brought up. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
1089 Just don't acknowledge him. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1090 I picked him up at the trunk show. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1091 He got tired of staying in the room. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1092 He's tired of being stereotyped. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1093 Hope you’re not in the room below us. 1.3462 0.05678 104 76 21 7
1094 I’ve heard of an elephant in the room, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.3462 0.05426 104 72 28 4
1095 The elevator is overweight but she keeps saying I'm the one who needs to get out. 1.3459 0.04719 133 99 25 9
1096 He's forgotten which floor he lives on 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1097 Just get in. Why do you always have to talk about the elephant? 1.3458 0.06243 107 80 17 10
1098 To which floor did you wish to plummet? 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1099 I hope my floor is before his. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
1100 Getting on was easy, turning him around inside was uncomfortable.” 1.3458 0.05329 107 74 29 4
1101 There's like a real circus going down in the lobby. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1102 Sorry, I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3455 0.05236 110 78 27 5
1103 Come on in. It's just me. 1.3455 0.05393 110 79 25 6
1104 The crazy part is she can't remember her floor. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1105 HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1106 He can't remember which floor his apartment is on 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1107 I decided to befriend him since everyone else just ignores him. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1108 Would you mind taking the next one? We're claustrophobic. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1109 He was just leaving the room 1.3451 0.04831 113 76 35 2
1110 Traveling isn’t easy, but she never forgets our room number. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1111 I'm getting him out of the room. 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
1112 I guess it's time to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3443 0.04975 122 90 25 7
1113 So . . . you don't want to address the elephant in the room? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1114 Thanks for pointing it out, but I'm not sure an elevator actually qualifies as a "room." 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1115 No John, we're not talking about him. I'm leaving. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1116 I am conducting a weight load test for Otis. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1117 The lion was taking the stairs. 1.3440 0.04558 125 94 25 6
1118 She doesn't like to take the stairs. 1.3440 0.05093 125 93 23 9
1119 Sorry about the stairs. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1120 In here, we can't avoid talking about it. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1121 You oughta see what is in the freight elevator. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1122 Let's not address this... 1.3431 0.05395 102 73 24 5
1123 Going down or down? 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1124 I need to warn you. She likes to push all the buttons. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1125 I was told to deliver one to your room.. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1126 Here’s the conversation stopper you ordered. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1127 Apartment 3G will finally have to address the elephant in the room. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1128 You should have seen the one with the clowns. 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
1129 Well, we're certainly not going up. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1130 I'm allergic to dogs. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1131 We can talk about the elephant in the room, but not about the ones in the elevator. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1132 I’m taking him up to the room he’s obviously in. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1133 It was bring your problems to work day 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1134 I bet I’m the last person to get a lease without a weight limit for pets! 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1135 Let’s just say it’s getting wild in the karaoke bar downstairs. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1136 I couldn't remember what floor my apartment was on. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1137 I would wait for the next one if I were you. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1138 The elephant and I left the room. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1139 I took care of the elephant in the room,but now what? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1140 Gotta keep him away from polling places until after the elections. 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1141 So I told him if he insists on calling the elevator, a lift, then I was going to start calling his trunk, a boot. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1142 Just for tonight, ok? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1143 Go ahead and talk about it! 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1144 Look, I got a goatee! 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1145 Technically it's not a room, so... go ahead. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1146 My landlord was upset with the floor scratching so I took him for a pedicure. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1147 Brother can you spar a peanut? 1.3423 0.05119 111 81 24 6
1148 Sure - there's always room for one more. 1.3423 0.05934 111 82 20 9
1149 Which floor is the elephant going to?” “What elephant? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1150 The GOP is meeting in the Penthouse 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1151 Can you take the next elevator? We’ve exceeded weight capacity already! 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1152 ...so I don't forget which floor. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
1153 Sorry, he has to go to the bathroom. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1154 First, there's something we need to address. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1155 My wife didn’t want to address the elephant in the room. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1156 Is this the floor for returns? 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
1157 He still doesn't like using the stairs. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1158 Do you mind waiting for the next one? He’s a bit claustrophobic. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1159 Well, this is awkward. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1160 Well, I wasn't going to stand behind it! 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
1161 He misses the ups and downs of circus life. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1162 My polling place ran out of stickers. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1163 Going up. Get in! Just don't mention him. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
1164 Really? NOW you want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1165 So if they want to experience weightlessness, when exactly do they jump? 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1166 For the life of me, neither of us can remember what floor I live on! 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1167 He's a great elevator man. He always remembers my floor and he works for peanuts. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1168 He lives in a rent controlled apartment on the ninth floor. It costs him peanuts. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1169 The cliché is in the room 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
1170 Those weight limits are probably just a suggestion 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1171 Elevator? No. It's my latest trompe l'oeil. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1172 Sorry. She has to go potty. 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1173 Sure, just don't step to the rear. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1174 My room's already got one 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1175 The bellhop refused to help with the trunk. 1.3396 0.05258 106 76 25 5
1176 I guess we’ll have to wait until he’s feeling a little less inflated. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1177 I really wanted an 800 pound gorilla, but this'll do. 1.3396 0.05172 106 73 30 3
1178 Guess what we WON'T be talking about? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1179 Dogs are over-rated. She’s an emotional support animal who never forgets and naturally creates social distancing. It’s a win-win. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1180 Why would I bring him if we weren't going to talk about him? 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1181 Better squeeze in. The lions are coming next. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1182 I won’t stay long. I only brought one trunk. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1183 When they closed the circus he had nowhere to go but up. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1184 Forget it. You’d put us over the weight limit. 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
1185 Is the Peanut Gallery on this floor? 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1186 He caused a stampede on the escalator. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1187 C'mon in. The weight limit is like an expiration date. It's just a suggestion. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1188 My lawyer said that as long as I refer to him as an emotional support pachyderm, the Co-Op Board can't do anything to me 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1189 You can ride—for peanuts. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1190 Going down, probably. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1191 I think he just got tired of being "in the room". 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1192 I know what you're going to say, but I'd rather not talk about it. 1.3390 0.05544 118 88 21 9
1193 We’re still debating if this counts as a room 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1194 Turns out, there was an elephant in the room. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1195 Trust me, it only goes down 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1196 Of course we’re going down — it’s the G.O.P. 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 17 12
1197 There’s room under the elephant. 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
1198 And two of them got off on the 7th floor. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1199 I know he should have a vest, but he helps me with my anxiety. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1200 He's finally being acknowledged in the boardroom today. 1.3367 0.06478 98 74 15 9
1201 He was in the wrong room. Everybody was constantly discussing him. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1202 We’re just on our way to an intervention. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1203 Sure— he takes up space, but what we save on the heating bill is worth it… 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1204 The hell with the landlord. This is my support elephant! 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1205 He hates stairs. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1206 It was either fret the wait or fret the weight. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1207 Did you know that kitty litter trays don't come in elephant size? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1208 It's called emotional maturity, I acknowledge the elephant in the room, then it comes everywhere with me. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1209 So many rooms, so few elephants. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1210 He’s right behind me isn’t he? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1211 I hope you don't mind but I can never remember your floor number. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1212 I was just getting the elephant out of the room. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1213 Peanut allergy? 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1214 Actually no one actually brings it up. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1215 I've decided to start bringing my emotional-support animal to work because I only get paid peanuts. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1216 Why does it matter if she's white or pink? 1.3364 0.06361 107 82 14 11
1217 No, I don’t want to talk about it. Which floor? 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1218 How do you think the elephant reaches the room? 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1219 Seen Hannibal? 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1220 We're headed to the ears, nose, and trunk doctor. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
1221 We’re going down…fast. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1222 Because there is no more room in the room, that’s why. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1223 Everybody talks about the elephant in the room,but nobody talks about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1224 No worries. It's a service pet. 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1225 Yes, I paid the pet deposit. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1226 Pandemic pets, am I right? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1227 I'm bringing her to the all male committee meeting on female reproduction rights. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1228 I’m not talking about it. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1229 . . . So I asked her "What elephant in the room"? 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1230 When I said: Think Big, I didn't mean this! 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1231 Before you come in, there's something we have to talk about. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1232 Going up is gonna take a while,but down is pretty much the Express. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1233 Oh I'm sorry, there's a weight limit 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
1234 Nope. It's going down. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1235 I'm preparing for an important discussion. 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1236 3 in the front. 3 in the back. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1237 The elephant in the elevator takes up a lot more space than the elephant in the room. 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1238 Another Republican want to know how low he can go. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1239 The lease says no cats or dogs, it doesn't say anything about elephants... 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1240 It's an elevator not a room, we don't have to discuss it. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1241 Just wait till you see how he presses the buttons. 1.3333 0.04507 126 91 30 5
1242 If the Super asks, it’s an emotional support elephant, got it? 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1243 This is the express to the lobby. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1244 Luckily, it's got great trunk space. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1245 I decided I needed an elephant in my room. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1246 Do you weigh over 12 pounds? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1247 Worse than that - somebody pressed all the buttons. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1248 She followed me home from the bar! 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1249 It’s true. They really are afraid of mice. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 4
1250 Why yes, I did grow a little beard. You notice a lot! 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1251 He insisted on getting out of 'the room'. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1252 It's ignoring me. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1253 He aint heavy, he's my brother. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1254 It's all we talk about. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1255 Sorry, you're too heavy. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1256 He keeps forgetting his floor. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1257 How do you think the elephant got in the room? 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
1258 I thought I might bring the proverbial elephant into the room. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1259 In elephant speak, it's 'the human in the elevator.' 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1260 Yeah. Nobody wants to talk about it. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1261 This one is only going down. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1262 It's a zoo in here. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1263 The bathroom in the lobby was being used.... 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1264 The elephant was in the right room but on the wrong floor. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1265 We're on our way up to H.R. I'm sick of working for peanuts and he's sick of working for not enough peanuts. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1266 The Republican party's going to hell in an elevator -- it's quicker than a handbasket and a better fit. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
1267 He wanted to get out of the room for a while. 1.3333 0.05003 105 72 31 2
1268 He thought this was the elephator 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1269 Getting a rescue elephant changed my life. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1270 The walker didn't show up so I took her out myself. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1271 Do you know which floor has the peanuts? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1272 Well, at least the elephant is not in the room anymore. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1273 Mouse on 5! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1274 I’m going to be upfront—he’s gassy. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1275 He’s new to the office but he doesn’t really fit in. 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
1276 The maximum capacity is 10, so hop on in! 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
1277 Sorry, dude, catch the next one. Capacity’s only 45,160 pounds. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1278 There is a mouse on eleven. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
1279 Yes, we can address that problem, as long as we don't talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1280 'Poor guy's lost. Can't find the room they hired him to be in.' 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1281 I was told to use this freight elevator whenever I was with anyone with a trunk. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1282 There's room for one more trunk. 1.3333 0.05087 114 80 30 4
1283 Quick, give me your 3 second elephant in the elevator pitch! 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1284 It was so awkward,he decided to leave the room. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1285 Where's yours? 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1286 Well how do you think it gets there? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1287 One word... flatulence. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1288 Sorry. Too many elephants in the room. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1289 You’re right - the gift shop is amazing. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1290 Said I had to sign for a couple of Pacs. Assumed they meant packages. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1291 Do you have any 100 gallon trash bags? I'm on my way to walk Tiny and I just realized I'm out. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1292 I'm not bringing it up for discussion. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1293 Bro, thanks for the invite, hope me and my emotional support aren't too late. 1.3305 0.03720 118 89 23 5
1294 I know i’m supposed to get off here, but I want to see where they’re going 1.3305 0.04179 118 93 19 6
1295 We were 4 tons over capacity before I got on. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1296 We'll send the elevator back up for you. We won't forget. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1297 Hop in, if you're under 30 pounds. 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1298 It seemed the best way to handle the elephant in the room. 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
1299 I brought the elephant to the room. 1.3304 0.04641 112 86 19 7
1300 I packed a trunk. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1301 Hi. I’m a Republican and I’m here to help. 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
1302 Don’t blame me if your toes get stepped on 1.3304 0.04727 112 79 30 3
1303 Which room does this elephant go to? 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1304 I figured if he never gets out of the elevator, we never have to discuss it 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1305 Maximum Occupancy 2, buddy! 1.3303 0.06259 109 84 14 11
1306 We still haven't discussed it. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1307 The stairs are too narrow. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1308 I guess we should address this right now. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1309 It's a real zoo up there. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1310 A leash isn't required but I do have to carry a huge snow shovel. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1311 She’s a rescue. They said she’s a terrier mix. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1312 Four bad knees, dude. No way am I asking her to take the steps. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1313 Is the new medication working at all? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1314 What floor is the 800-pound gorilla on? 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1315 Yes, I am finally going to introduce him to my psychiatrist. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1316 The trunk space on this thing is amazing. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1317 He's trying to find "the room". 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1318 Sorry, it's going to be a long ride since he pressed all the buttons. 1.3300 0.04935 100 68 31 1
1319 I didn't want to fat shame him. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1320 Try the next one. This building’s a circus. 1.3300 0.05870 100 72 20 6
1321 I'm Noah, where's your wife? 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
1322 It’s the “elephant in the elevator”. Think outside the box. 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1323 Not sure how we’ll keep six feet apart. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1324 I upgraded from "monkey on my back" . 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1325 It is hard to maintain a distance between of 6 feet. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1326 I let him press the button, so we’re stopping on every floor. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1327 Circus auditions here or the floor above? 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1328 How goes the microdosing? 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1329 Yeah man, there's an "ele on the ele " ! 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1330 He's here to encourage us to take the stairs more often. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1331 It's Bring Your Pet to Work day. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1332 We tried the stairs first, but that proved even more problematic. 1.3298 0.05215 94 72 16 6
1333 Yeah,they polled me too. Told'em I was undecided 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1334 You had better use the stairs so we don't exceed the weight limit 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1335 I was able to fit all of our luggage in the trunk. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1336 Are you the guy who posted the “missing” flyer? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1337 I'm Jeff. I just moved into the apartment above yours. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1338 Yep, he is THE elephant. I am just trying to get him to the right room. 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
1339 Oh shit, it’s the white male in the room. 1.3280 0.05767 125 96 17 12
1340 This is how we train them to be the elephant in the room. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1341 Oh come on in. It says 'up to three people' 1.3279 0.04861 122 91 24 7
1342 Can you use another elevator? May be a while before this one is cleaned. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1343 Going down, I hope…? 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1344 Don't worry it says Max Capacity 10. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1345 Forget up or down; I'm working on in or out! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1346 We’re leaving. Nobody wanted to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1347 Yes, I'm a conservative. Why do you ask? 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1348 The city says she’s an “illegal animal,” but we prefer “undocumented.” 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1349 We're going to get some peanuts. Want to join us? 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1350 He’s gotten too big to fly so this is it. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1351 I know it's unusual, but it IS Bring-Your-Pet-To-Work Day. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1352 Is this the earth where Trump was elected President? 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1353 I'm warning you now....they have gas...... 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1354 We're full. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1355 Did you order a cliche from Amazon? 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1356 Well…how do you think the elephant gets in the room in the first place? 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
1357 Sorry, up is not an option. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1358 Finally! An elevator operator who remembers your floor! 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1359 Going down seems the safer option 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1360 Would you mind holding the elevator while I run back to my apartment? I forgot my pet waste bags. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1361 You wouldn't happen to have a plastic garbage bag on you...? 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1362 I said, " I lost my trunk". And this is what they gave me. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1363 Hey, we're kinda dressed alike! 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1364 Going down. Probably way down. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1365 He can’t very well take the stairs, can he? 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1366 The people downstairs want to see the elephant in the room. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1367 We have tons to talk about. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1368 How did you think they got in the rooms, the stairs? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1369 I see you found the elephant in the room. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1370 I don't mind taking her for walks, but trying to find plastic bags of an appropriate size has proven to be a challenge. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1371 What smell... 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1372 You're welcome to come in but I know what you're thinking and I refuse to discuss it. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1373 You might want to wait for the next one. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1374 Plus, he's a total chick magnet. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1375 Obviously, we're going down. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1376 No, I'm not WITH the G.O.P., I'm just escorting them back down to the 1930's, where they belong. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1377 I wanted the tenth floor but it always takes me to the elephanth. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1378 What elephant? There's no elephant! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1379 There's plenty of room in the trunk. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1380 Walking him was much easier when I had the garden apartment. 1.3263 0.05279 95 66 27 2
1381 Nobody ever talks about the elephants in the elevator … 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1382 No one would talk about the elephant in the room, so we decided to try an elevator pitch. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1383 I don't believe there's one in the room, either. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1384 Actually, this elevator is going down. 1.3263 0.04348 95 73 16 5
1385 Trump has left the building.... 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1386 Descending is a lot faster this way. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1387 Is this the women's plus floor? 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1388 It's not an elevator. It's a scale. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1389 Sorry, it's a little tight in here with my trunks. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1390 Yah, you're right, they are blowups. But at least I don't have to share the elevator 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1391 I don't know what you're talking about, and technically it's not a room. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1392 They've got elevator music with live trumpet! 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1393 No one noticed us when we came in, or at least they didn't say anything. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1394 Of course no one wants to talk about the elephant in the room but have you ever thought about how do he got there? 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1395 Before you enter, do you mind if we ask for your weight? 1.3261 0.05151 92 63 28 1
1396 That's right. I'm you, from the future, with elephants. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1397 Have you seen Gary Larson? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1398 Before you step in here, just know it wasn't me. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1399 It’s my goatee, isn’t it? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1400 It's called the Ele-Vator, made by the same folks who brought us the weighted blanket. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1401 If we don't address it soon, this whole thing could come crashing down 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1402 My wife and I finally talked about the elephant in the room. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1403 Going up. We saw a mouse in the basement. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1404 Down, and very quickly. 1.3243 0.06291 111 87 12 12
1405 "It's okay for Jumbo to be here. He's my service animal. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
1406 I keep forgetting things. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
1407 Someone told him the rent here was peanuts. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1408 I’m on my way to therapy. 1.3243 0.06291 111 87 12 12
1409 Going up…in theory. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1410 Hey me and Babar are having a rave on the 7th floor apt. 762, wear soft shoes we want to keep the noise down. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1411 They don’t need to be on a leash. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1412 We've been trying to go up for two hours! 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1413 We're headed up to see the pachydermatologist. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1414 For some reason, it’s not going up. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1415 Get in and we’re all endangered. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1416 Yep, NO-O-Obody noticed! 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1417 Of course I knew there was an elephant in the elevator. I could smell the peanuts on his breath. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1418 He will walk hundreds of miles in the jungle, but I can't get him to walk three flights of stairs in the building. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1419 Hey, we remember you! 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
1420 Got this new app on my phone called "Jumanji." 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1421 I'm helping with a RINO protection program. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1422 There may be room for just one more. But I don't know how he feels about white folks. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1423 This is my emotional support elephant. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1424 He asked me to tell you he thinks you’re cute. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
1425 You can just ignore him. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1426 Eh.. close to the weight limits. 1.3232 0.04725 99 76 16 6
1427 I know you want to talk about it, but let's wait till we get to the room. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1428 Sorry, I think we’ve already exceeded our weight limit 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1429 I was asked to bring a trunk to the third floor 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1430 Second floor -- Menagerie. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1431 We're going to happy hour. You wanna join? 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1432 Max weight already exceeded 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1433 How did you think we tested the weight capacity? 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1434 For me it was the "pets allowed" policy. 1.3229 0.05235 96 67 27 2
1435 Do you know what floor is the Republican Convention? 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1436 Yeah, we're new in the building. Guess we should've taken the freight elevator. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1437 Basement level; discount clothing, Christmas decorations, firearms, women’s rights, healthcare, Republican National Convention. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1438 It’s probably not the right time to talk about this… 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1439 She said she saw a mouse... 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1440 He needs a bigger room 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1441 Just like you predicted, they ignored him. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1442 Sometimes it gets kind of roomy in here without another person. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1443 Yes, Ted, there really is an elephant in here. It’s not just an impeccable metaphor for the dark secrets in our relationship that you fail to acknowledge. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1444 I'm just so glad this isn't a walk-up. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1445 They heard there was a trunk show. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1446 The party of limited government is here to monitor our sex life. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1447 He's my memory service animal. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1448 4th Floor Elephant assessories 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1449 What elephant in the room? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1450 They're my support animals. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1451 You wanna tell him to take the stairs? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1452 I heard Gary Larson was on this floor” 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1453 There is something we need to address 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1454 The stairs are full of giraffes 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1455 I know, I know, we should move. But where else in midtown are we gonna find an in-unit washer and dryer for less than $3,400? 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1456 He’s forgotten which floor he wants. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1457 We're headed to an intervention in unit 7. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1458 You can fit in the trunk. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1459 Anyone on this floor have a peanut allergy? 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1460 I bring him with so I never forget my floor 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1461 They saw a mouse on the 12th floor. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1462 It's not just the hassle of getting him out of the building: you should see the size of the doggie bag. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1463 No worries, they are getting off on 5, Big and Tall. 1.3211 0.00922 109 87 19 3
1464 Why? I'm a cartoonist. Every time this door opens, the possibilities are endless.... 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1465 Thanks for using ‘Elephant in the Room’ removal service. Please let us know when you’re ready to receive our ‘Open can of Worms’ solutions specialist. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1466 come home Bill, it's time we talk about .... you know who. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1467 Please tell me you don't have any mice on this floor. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1468 We’ve been in therapy so I’m off to return the elephant in the living room. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1469 He got sick of being the elephant in the room 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1470 I always bring the 'Elephant in the Room' whereever I go. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1471 You won't believe it but she forgot our floor 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1472 Please don't repeat the obvious. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
1473 Trick question, how many elephants can you squeeze into an elevator? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1474 The animal shelter was having a trunk sale. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1475 The zookeeper told Jumbo that he can't continue working remotely. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1476 Excuse me, do you mind holding the door for a minute while I get him out? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1477 Please bring up the elephant in the room, today." Those were your words exactly 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1478 He steps on his trunk going up the stairs. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1479 The lease just said no small pets. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1480 Are we going up?! 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1481 Lots of room. Just me in here 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1482 Can't thank you enough for petsitting Clifford. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1483 It's time we talked about the elephant in the room. 1.3193 0.05838 119 92 16 11
1484 I mean it has to get into the room somehow… 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1485 Take the stairs, unless you have some peanuts 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1486 No, we're going up. It's turtles on the way down. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1487 No, I’ve not seen your mouse. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1488 “Yes, we’re going down. The people on the top floor already had an elephant in their room.” 1.3191 0.06630 94 73 12 9
1489 No, it's just a new dog breed, and the rental ad said pets allowed. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1490 Beard? What beard? 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1491 This will teach Mrs. Donovan to complain about my kids' footsteps. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1492 i'm just helpin him find a room to settle in. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1493 She left out a few details on Craigslist, but she pays her half of the rent, so I can’t complain 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1494 The elephant in the room is pretty self-explanatory 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1495 We are looking for ice and a vending machine with peanuts. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1496 He got tired of being in the room, so I am taking him to the rooftop. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1497 Oddly enough, he forgot what floor to get off on. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1498 The giraffe wouldn't fit. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1499 On the bright side,I finally got that monkey off my back 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1500 His trunk is useful for reaching the penthouse button. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1501 Their habitat is really shrinking. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1502 Do you remember how to make her kneel? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1503 You remember that lottery at the carnival…. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1504 There was a mouse in the stairs” 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1505 I kindly ask you to not mention it... 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1506 Plus One 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1507 Now? Here? You want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.3182 0.05392 110 83 20 7
1508 He wasn't on the list of pets not permitted didn't specify elephants. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1509 Yes, the elephant is no longer in the room. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1510 The rest of the herd are taking the stairs. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1511 I was tired of The Elephant in the Room, so I thought I'd take him for a walk. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1512 Sorry, but there's a two person limit. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1513 Look another human...weirdest morning ever. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1514 Come up to the penthouse & I’ll show you her paintings man. They’re wild!! 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1515 You should take the next car if you have a peanut allergy. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1516 It's okay. It can hold up to 12 occupants. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1517 The max capacity is 9, so come on in. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1518 I thought you said you wanted to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1519 They told me I had to address the elephant in the room 1.3168 0.04545 101 76 21 4
1520 We have the service elevator reserved. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1521 The stairs were out of order. 1.3163 0.05249 98 72 22 4
1522 What elephant in the elevator? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1523 I recommend the stairs. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1524 The party on 12 didn't want him in the room anymore. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1525 The Rottweiler on 3 has become less troublesome. 1.3163 0.05446 98 73 20 5
1526 I’m just helping. His feet are too big to press the buttons. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1527 He's not in the room anymore 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1528 Is this the floor for Big and Tall? 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1529 She helps me remember. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1530 How did you think the elephant got in the room in the first place... 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1531 I just think it is time we take the elephant in the room out in public. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1532 Which floor is Republican convention? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1533 Potty training in the apartment hasn't been going great. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1534 A shovel, a wheelbarrow, and eight hundred pounds of kitty litter. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1535 Look, I say we don’t address it. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1536 I hope to God you don't have your pet mouse with you. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1537 Remember, look straight ahead and don't talk. Otherwise they may stampede. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1538 Before you judge me, ask yourself if *you’d* walk them up the stairs. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1539 Oh,that's just my emotional support animal. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1540 Come on in. Sign says we have room for 8” 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1541 Come on on if you don’t mind peanut butter breath. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1542 I'm telling you, man - this apartment block is a zoo. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1543 You appear apprehensive, but, believe me, Jumbo has been fully vaccinated for Covid-19. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1544 Is this the pachyderm lingerie floor? 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1545 He was uncomfortable in the room. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1546 He's my support elephant. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1547 Down would be best. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1548 Only once a day but it’s a doozy to pick up. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1549 Building rules: Emotional support animals are allowed. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1550 I've stolen an elephant. Man, it feels great to say that out loud. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1551 Dumbo forgot what floor he works on. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1552 We’re both vaccinated. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1553 I'm trying to develop herd immunity. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1554 They said they were sick of being ignored in the rooms… 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1555 Uhm, how much do you weigh? We're really close to the limit. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1556 I completely disagree, it's not irrelevant! 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1557 What floor would we find jumbo petites? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1558 It’s his first time. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1559 He didn't think it was enough to just be in the room. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1560 It's bring-your-elephant-to-work day today. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1561 No. There is not enough room. 1.3143 0.03783 105 82 17 5
1562 Don't tell the super we didn't use the service elevator 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1563 On the other hand if you ride up with us you’ll have stories to tell for the rest of your life. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1564 I think you have your days mixed up Frank. Tomorrow is bring-your-elephant-to-work day. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1565 Yes, the Dumbono brothers never forget Bob, they Never forget. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1566 The trunk side is taken. You'll have to stand with the tail. Boots are recommended. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1567 Forget it. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1568 Can we finally address who’s in the elevator? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1569 Uh-oh. I think the *real* great replacement has started. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1570 I already told you, Kenny. I'm no longer falling for the "there is an elephant behind you" trick. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1571 Get in. Three's the limit. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1572 Go ahead,address it. I dare you. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1573 I’ll address it when we get to the room. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1574 Do you have any gray poop on? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1575 Apparently if we don’t address him he’ll just follow us out of the room 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1576 If you don’t squeeze in, he’ll never forget it. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1577 You're right. It's easier without tusks. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1578 We moved all elephants out of the conference room. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1579 So what exactly did you want to talk about? 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1580 The elephant in the room's been evicted. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1581 I'm just taking the elephant to some room upstairs..... 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1582 I found him on elephantintheroom.com 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1583 Sorry, we've exceeded the posted weight limit. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1584 No worries! It's just my emotional support animal. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1585 There’s something we need to talk about. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1586 I promise you it wasn't me! 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1587 We only do « Going Down. » 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1588 And he remembers all the reasons I need emotional support. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1589 New designer breed… Pacadoodle 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1590 Dude...I said:"... pack your dorm!" 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1591 Run, get the pooper scooper! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1592 Well, we *were* going up. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1593 The donkey couldn't find its way out of the lobby. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1594 Wanna talk about it? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1595 He's a vegetarian so no worries. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1596 Sure, come on in, plenty of room. Only two of us in here. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1597 Do you know which floor HR is on? 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1598 They allow pets here 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1599 Its my emotional support dog 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1600 So I said, "What Elephant?" 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1601 We try not to mention him. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1602 For some reason, this elevator only goes down. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1603 We talked about the ‘elephant in the room’ and decided to remove it 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1604 You can go to the party now. The elephant in the room has left. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1605 I can’t talk about it. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1606 No problem, come on in. We just won't talk about him. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1607 Sorry. This elevator is only going down. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1608 Yes, we did move into 308 recently. Why do you ask? 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1609 We just got in from Egypt. Wanted to bring a bit of denial to your party. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1610 What’s this? So that’s the elephant in the room! 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1611 Well, the building doesn't allow dogs. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1612 No elephant-in-the-room jokes, okay? 1.3118 0.05613 93 70 18 5
1613 He has separation anxiety. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1614 Now that I've identified him, there's no getting rid of him. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1615 Theg've recently expanded the definition of 'rules on service animal 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1616 Is the elephant in the room -- or is the room in the elephant ?? 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1617 I think we need to discuss the elephant in the elevator 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1618 Trust me- the escalator would be worse 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1619 I ignored the elephant in the room, and he followed me out. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1620 The giant ape contest cartoon a few weeks ago was a big hit, so this time we're trying it with the elephant! 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
1621 Are you ready to talk about it? 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1622 Do you know what floor "The Room" is on? 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
1623 I needed a way to ensure social distancing in a society that refuses to wear masks. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1624 I really do have a heard of elephants running around up there... 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1625 We're on our way to an intervention. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1626 Horton Heard an Affordable Sublet. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1627 Because of a cliche expression, we won't be let into any room... 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1628 Well, I finally just decided to get the elephant out of the room. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1629 I had to get him a room of his own. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1630 Yes, but this time I really do mean literally. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1631 Room for one more if you’re not lugging a trunk. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1632 Sorry, elephants or goatees only. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1633 I’d tell you why you have to take the next one, but I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1634 You might want to take the stairs, he pushed all the buttons before I could stop him. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1635 We are on our way to an awkward situation. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1636 The Max Capacity plaque says 'No more than 5 persons' so I think you should get on 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1637 We're hoping that he will add more weight to our group 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1638 Room for one more 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1639 He's got a phobia about escalators. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1640 I couldn't help it.....he followed me home.. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1641 I'm just fostering him until he finds a forever home. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1642 Now I know what it means to "meet the elephant in the room". 1.3103 0.04989 87 60 27 0
1643 Nothing makes sense on a Monday 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1644 It’s time we talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1645 Is there water on this floor? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1646 If someone gooses you, it’s not me. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1647 Can I borrow a bucket? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1648 Oh how cliche, “Should we talk about the elephant in the elevator” 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1649 They didn't want to talk about him in the room. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1650 He’s moving to a different room. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1651 Meet you at the pool. We forgot our trunks. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1652 Well, actually, it’s a Norwegian Elephound. Up or down? 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1653 Hocus, pocus! Now you see him and now you don't! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1654 He's self-conscious about his weight and doesn't like the stares." 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1655 I’m sure we can squeeze you in. 1.3100 0.03678 100 78 16 4
1656 No, for some reason, we're going down. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1657 There's room for you, but please: don't ask. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1658 I know you don’t want to share space with me right now, I just wish you would say why. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1659 Please don’t make me say it 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1660 I’m trialing a new metaphor. 1.3095 0.05350 84 59 24 1
1661 Please tell me what you see behind me. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1662 I found him in a phone booth. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1663 MY WIFE THOUGHT I SHOULD BRING IT UP 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1664 I think I found the elephant in the room.. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1665 He's been subpoenaed by the committee upstairs! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1666 Is Divorce Court on this floor? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1667 Right this way for the claustrophobia research study. I can assure you we don't have room. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1668 It’s a test. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1669 It was a tight fit but I finally figured how to get the elephant out of the room. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1670 Just my therapy elephant 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1671 Meet my first Republican friend! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1672 it’s just the landlord trying to get us to confront our problems. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1673 You should see what’s under the rug 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1674 You should probably just wait for the next one. 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1675 Thought I'd try ignoring him in the elevator instead of the room. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1676 He's thirsty so we're going to the pool 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1677 they wanted the elephant out of the room. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1678 Like, if you weighed a couple tons, you'd really want to walk up 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1679 There's room if you've got peanuts. 1.3093 0.04717 97 71 22 3
1680 The elevator operator never forgets which floor I live on. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1681 As long as you don't tell her any elephant jokes. 1.3091 0.04700 110 80 27 3
1682 We’re testing the weight capacity 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
1683 I don't know either. I gave her some peanuts at the zoo and she followed me home. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1684 We can address the 'elephant in the elevator' if you feel the need. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1685 I really don't want to talk about it. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1686 It’s time to address the human in the elevator… 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
1687 Yes, every single button, every time he pushes every single button. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1688 They both are going to testify before the Congressional committee about Trump. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1689 I’ve finally decided to deal with it 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1690 Nope. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1691 With this guy in my office, at least I'll know what the boss wants to talk to me about. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1692 The 800 lb. gorilla got out on three. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1693 Once you get use to 'em, it's like they're not even here! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1694 He wants to know if you brought peanuts. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1695 I thought the zoo's "Adopt an Animal" was symbolic 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1696 They're going for peanuts on the 3rd floor. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1697 Just a warning. All I had for him was beans. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1698 I couldn't resist her smile. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1699 It's the perfect hiding spot. No one talks in elevators. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1700 I'm afraid you might put us over the weight limit. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1701 Sorry. The 900-pound gorilla got out on the last floor, but the elephant is still in the room. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1702 They won't let me forget which floor. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1703 I’m just taking them out for their daily stampede 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1704 She's had it. She's going somewhere where no one is pussyfooting around her like she doesn't exist. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1705 I must be your upstairs neighbor. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1706 Am I on the right floor for The Young Republicans' meeting ? 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1707 We use him to test the capacity limit. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1708 Yeah, we don’t talk about Jumbo. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1709 He left the room when they started talking about him. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1710 We got in. How do we get out ? 1.3068 0.05796 88 67 16 5
1711 Don't worry, he's housebroken. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1712 Worst part is she pushed every floor. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1713 We needed to discuss the elephant in the room because I’m leaving you for the elephant. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1714 Every time I try to step out they puulll me back in. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1715 If you have a peanut allergy I would stay out. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1716 This elevator is most definitely going down. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1717 Too big to fail. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1718 This is the fastest way down 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1719 Third floor, pachyderms and nonruminants 1.3061 0.04899 98 69 28 1
1720 no one would address the elephant in the room, so he saw himself out. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1721 First Trump, then the Supreme Court, then this! 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1722 Is this the right floor for his party? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1723 Hop in! We're going down. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1724 Sorry....we're at capacity. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1725 I’ll weight. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1726 Elephant delivery. Is this Room 1605? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1727 Wo would you wait for the next one? I'm moving a large trunk. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1728 Sorry,no room.... he said something about not being ignored in here. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1729 Just until his mother gets home. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1730 Please, take the next car. Snuffleupagus is very shy. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1731 He wants to know what floor Banana Republic is on. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1732 I've just learned the real reason it's called an elevator. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1733 Don't worry, he's vaxxed. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1734 Sorry, he just pushed all the buttons 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1735 Tarzan rented the penthouse! 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1736 We don’t talk about him. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1737 I'm sorry, but we're already over the weight limit.... 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1738 His dentist lives in the tower. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1739 Typically, I just use the freight elevator. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1740 Before we come in the room: no, I do not want to talk about him. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1741 Sorry. One more and we'll exceed the weight limit. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1742 Can you just "skoosh" a bit? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1743 They need more elephants in the room on the 6th floor. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1744 Dumb and Dumbo 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1745 I’ve finally decid3d to do something about the elephant in the room. 1.3051 0.03186 118 89 27 2
1746 He helps me remember what floor I'm heading to. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1747 He's just had lunch ... You sure you wanna chance it? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1748 Heading for the lobby? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1749 The gentleman behind me is looking for a rest room . Can you help us, and I mean fast! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1750 Don't you think this would be a good time to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1751 No one was discussing him, so he left the room. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1752 Stop talking about the elephant and find out why the elevator isn’t working. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1753 Hop on…we’re going to a trunk show! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1754 No, there's nothing we need to talk about. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1755 Well, at least it's not the elephant 'in the room' anymore! 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1756 The lease was very clear: no dogs over 50 pounds. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1757 Pretty crazy, but not the craziest we’ve seen here in the trump tower. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1758 While he and the donkey fight for the lift, the shaft is all yours. 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
1759 ' Are we STILL in the basement? ' 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1760 It’s my campaign to thwart the dog walkers . 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1761 Of course I don't want to talk about it 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1762 They followed me home. Can I keep them? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1763 I don't mind walking them twice a day but picking up after them is serious business! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1764 There's room if you ignore it. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1765 What? They're my emotional support animals 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1766 Sorry for the short visit, but Dumbo has really got to fly. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1767 It seemed like a good idea at the time! 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1768 they already had a virtual one in the room 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1769 Sorry, I think we’re at the weight limit” 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1770 Do you have a shovel I can borrow and an air freshener? 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1771 What’s on your chin? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1772 Okay I’ll bite. What’s with the goatee? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1773 There have been so many elephants in the room lately, I just decided to bring one with me everywhere. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1774 I’m taking the elephant in the room for a walk , want to join? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1775 We're here for the Trunk Show! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1776 Are we late for the RNC? 1.3030 0.05998 99 75 16 7
1777 I’m not sure I’m quite ready to address it, Fred. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1778 Going up. Slowly. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1779 Don't worry, I have a glad bag 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1780 We can make room if you don’t mind the trunk. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1781 Actually she's had her ups and downs since she got kicked out of the circus. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1782 You said I could bring a guest. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1783 Sorry, this elevator goes down only. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1784 I'll be back to pick up my other trunk on Friday. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1785 We have to talk - I found footprints in the butter. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1786 Don't worry, he is light on his feet. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1787 Catch the next one , pakaderm download 1.3023 0.05117 86 63 21 2
1788 How about those Yankees. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1789 Nah, we're good, bruh. Sign says '5 Persons Max.' 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1790 Somehow nobody wants to talk about him. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1791 Yes, I know I have a problem but it’s not the elephant in the room. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1792 He's a support elephant. I get claustrophobic. 1.3023 0.06834 86 68 10 8
1793 I find it best just not to talk about it. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1794 We had to convert it into a Dumbo-waiter. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1795 I’m just here to push the buttons 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1796 Is there a restroom on this floor? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1797 Gives new meaning to pachyderm, doesn‘t it? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1798 Ever since I've taken him with me, I never forget the right floor. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1799 No,going up. Sorry. Damn tusk hit all the buttons. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1800 Sorry, no room left to talk about the weather 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
1801 Sorry, we’re already pushing the weight limit with the bride and groom on his back. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1802 Legally he's one 'person' 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1803 We're going for a drink at savannas. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1804 They’re from Amazon. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1805 He's vaxxed and boosted. Are you? 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1806 The housekeepers are still cleaning the room. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1807 Why don’t we ever talk about the elevator in the room 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1808 There's room - they won't stampede when we get to their floor. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1809 That meeting was a real circus. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1810 She says it's time to talk about the human in the room. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
1811 I'd prefer it if you didn't mention him. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1812 What gorilla? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1813 So are you the guy with the peanut problem? 1.3012 0.05349 83 59 23 1
1814 It's an optical illusion mirror. I don't actually have a beard. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1815 She heard there were peanuts at the bar. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1816 Once you address the elephant in the room, someone has to escort him out 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1817 Don't mind the elephants. It's an elevator, not a room, 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1818 Yeah,you tell ‘em Dad, the lease says PETS ALLOWED…. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1819 Fortunately the co-op board has a lot of Republicans. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1820 At least in here you can talk about it 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1821 This part's easy. It's picking up his poop that's hard. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1822 We should’ve addressed the elephant while it was still in the room. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1823 There's no room. Just stopped to get some air! 1.3012 0.05349 83 59 23 1
1824 I'm just going to bring him with me everywhere until you address it. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1825 My lease only said no dogs allowed. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1826 No. There's no elephant. Come on in. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1827 No one ever expects it to be literal, do they? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1828 I finally got it out of the room...so now what do I do with it? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1829 I’m taking him to where they need “The elephant in the room.” 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1830 If he goes in there it's going to be bad on so many levels. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1831 If I ignore it, it will disappear. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1832 I bring my external memory everywhere. . 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1833 Let’s talk about the the elephant in the room. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1834 I couldn’t handle us anymore. I’m leaving and I’m taking him with me. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1835 There’s room but I wouldn’t recommend it. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1836 Acknowledging the 'elephant in the room' is just a start. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1837 The invitation said “BYOE.” 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1838 This is awkward... 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1839 She helps me remember which floor I parked on. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1840 We should address the elephant in the elevator 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1841 I thought we addressed the elephant in the room already 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1842 We always take the stairs, but I promised this for his birthday. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1843 Okay, you can come in, but we’re not talking about it. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1844 He's leaving because he's tired of being ignored. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1845 This is the elevator. You’re looking for the humanvator - it’s down the hall. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1846 We're at the weight limit. But if you want to go down fast.... 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1847 I'm trying to get the elephant out of the room. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1848 Well, are you going to address it? 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
1849 Heh, I thought "meet you by the elephant" was a typo. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1850 Yes, she's a bit large for a pet, but it costs peanuts to feed her. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1851 C'mon man, I don't see species. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1852 She was in the room…one thing led to another. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1853 Not my circus, not my…oh wait. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1854 Sorry, but going up is no longer an option. 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
1855 I told them there were more peanuts at my place. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1856 Maybe we can meet up later. Right now it’s time for his walk. 1.3000 0.03482 100 80 16 4
1857 Let’s get it in the room, then talk about it. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1858 I know you love stuffed animals. So I stuffed one into an elevator. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1859 It’s Dumbo Night…wife’s into it, don’t ask… 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1860 „I had to get the elephant out of the room somehow“ 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1861 New York is turning into a real zoo. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1862 Why is it always me bringing up the elephant in the room? 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1863 I'm bringing up because my hallucinatory wife insists there's an elephant in the room. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1864 Oh hey, the penthouse complained about an elephant in the room so we brought it down 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1865 Relax. I'm about to win a cartoon caption contest. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
1866 Will you do me a favor and tell Mrs Grossbinder that Fifi got loose again? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1867 Nobody wanted to talk about the elephant in the room so I’m bringing it home. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1868 Oh hi Jim. I haven't seen you since your wife came to live with me. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1869 He adopted me for only $12.00 a month 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1870 Gurdy's helping me with my claustrophobia. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1871 I choose to ignore it 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1872 Yes, my emotional support needs do take up a lot of space. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1873 I’ve figured out what’s making that noise in 503. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1874 They remember everything you did last summer. 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1875 Hi Bob. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1876 Hey, man, where's the nearest circus? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1877 For some reason this elevator can only go down. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1878 Nah man, she’s my emotional support animal… 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1879 You can’t escape talking about it! 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1880 First of all, I'd like to address the elephant in this elevator pitch 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1881 Going down. Like it or not. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1882 Well, they grow bigger when no one talks about them, and no one talks in elevators. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1883 It is no longer just a matter of seeing the elephant in the room 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1884 I'dunno he just followed me 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1885 It's a little tight, but I think we can squeeze you in... 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1886 You know how the strays just won't stop following you? 1.2979 0.04978 94 67 26 1
1887 Some of us are Uber Republicans—get over it. 1.2979 0.05091 94 70 21 3
1888 He likes to push the buttons. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1889 I have something I need you to hide for me. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1890 He broke out of the zoo and followed me homes. 1.2976 0.05019 84 59 25 0
1891 Do you happen to know if this is the floor where they’re holding auditions for Disney’s ‘Dumbo on Broadway’? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1892 It's not a room. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1893 He remembers things for me. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1894 Excuse me, is there a species-neutral bathroom on this floor? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1895 Whew, this elevator smells like the metaphorical idiom in the room! 1.2976 0.05561 84 66 13 5
1896 Don't talk about it. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1897 Join us at the watering hole? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1898 It’s not what it looks like. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1899 Let’s not discuss it… 1.2976 0.07142 84 68 7 9
1900 Sure, it’s a mixed marriage. I’m Jewish and she’s an elephant. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1901 What's your weight? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1902 Can you believe they forgot which floor they were on? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1903 I got tired of the elephant in the room; I'm taking him downstairs. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1904 Just checking that it can take jumbo loads as was promised by the elevator company. 1.2970 0.02830 101 82 15 4
1905 The Condo Board had to allow it, he's my therapy elepant. 1.2970 0.05894 101 77 16 7
1906 Oh yeah, we'll be at your party with the dessert. My roommate never forgets a thing. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1907 Maybe it's time to lay off the hooch, Joe. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1908 Sorry. For now, this goes down only. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1909 This is the Republican elevator. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1910 Remember our last safari? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1911 I'm Chad, his emotional support human. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1912 It’s Dumbo. We’re on our way to the roof. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1913 Who says he always has to be in a room? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1914 Sorry, but this elevator only goes down. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1915 They do pass gas...but sure, come on in. 1.2967 0.03492 91 71 16 3
1916 They grow up so fast! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1917 If you're a Republican you're welcome. If you're not you're not. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1918 The question is not how did he get in, it's how does he get out! 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1919 We can make room. But I think we’re gonna go down first, no matter what the light says. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1920 No one ever wants to talk about the elephant in the room, but everybody seems to want to talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1921 We don't talk about Bruno. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1922 They wouldn't even let him in the room. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1923 Sorry my trunk takes up so much room 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1924 You wouldn’t believe the awkward conversation we just came from. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1925 Is this your dog? 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
1926 Elephants can’t pass up on a good elevator prank. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1927 It was in the room, and I just couldn't ignore it. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1928 Its a rough area, but no one has ever been mugged when walking with an elephant. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1929 Let me guess. You don’t want to talk about it. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1930 He just had to get out of the room for a bit 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1931 We missed the mani pedi floor exit 1.2963 0.05254 81 60 19 2
1932 If you’re coming in we only have space for chit chat and not the elephant in the room. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1933 I needed to upgrade - my previous emotional support animal couldn't carry it all. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1934 Dude, I swear, the elevator smelled like that when I got on. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1935 I brought my emotional support pachyderm. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1936 We can discuss the elephant in the room but I am only going to the second floor. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1937 I take my "elephant in the room" with me everywhere. It's just easier. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1938 Going up?,me either 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1939 No man, he's fine- unless you talk about him. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1940 I guess it’s time we talked about the elephant in the room, eh? 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1941 You can try to get on but it won't be pretty. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1942 The ad said "pets optional." 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1943 Sorry, just moving a few trunks. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1944 Get the poop scoop! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1945 He says it's pretty uncomfortable being the elephant in the room so he's going for a walk in the park. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1946 Ok, I’ll address it. I grew a goatee. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1947 I can never seem to remember where I parked. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1948 When they go high, we go low. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1949 Don't worry -- we all just had covid. 1.2952 0.05485 105 83 13 8
1950 He's my new emotional support animal. You wouldn't believe the paperwork. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1951 Whatever you do, don't let a mouse in. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1952 Before we get started, I want to address the elephant in the room… yes, I got a haircut. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1953 We only have room for elephants 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1954 I thought doing this would make me look thinner. Whataya think? 1.2947 0.04820 95 75 15 5
1955 Now that the law recognizes animals as people, up to eight elephants can ride on our elevator. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1956 Are peanuts on this floor? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1957 These are the elephants for the breakout rooms. 1.2947 0.05574 95 73 17 5
1958 Hey, man, would you help me move my trunk into my apartment? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1959 I have no idea how he got in here and I'd be darned if I can figure out how to get him out. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1960 They wanted him out of the room. We hope they've agreed on something by the time we get back. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1961 It's not as awkward as I thought it would be. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1962 Do you know what floor they’re having the trunk sale? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1963 Technically, it is not in the room. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1964 I got rid of the dog — it was barking too loud. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1965 I said I don't want to talk about it. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1966 Which floor has the vending machine? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1967 Ironically, he's forgotten what floor he's on. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1968 My luggage is on the first floor, but he refused to leave his trunk there. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1969 Are you headed up to the trunk show too? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1970 Trunks go in the service elevator. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1971 You know, what can I say? We're all thinking it, but, no one says anything. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1972 The super said for me to take these trunks to the attic. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1973 The zoo fired him so he had to take a job as an elevator inspector. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1974 I thought you said, you lost your trunks. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1975 she said she doesnt want to adress the elephant in the room so he has to get a new address" 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1976 Elephator going up. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1977 It’s my plus one. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1978 Yea dude, its not that kind of trunk show. 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1979 I pulled the INFLATE cord by mistake. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1980 Weird, I pushed the button to go up but this is the ground floor. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
1981 You can catch the next Elephator. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1982 You can come on in,but he insists you ignore him. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1983 Life in this building is a circus. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1984 Ixnay on the Ousemay! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1985 We are leaving because they never spoke about him once! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1986 I am not blind to the elephant in the room, but I’d rather not talk about it. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1987 See! There really was an elephant in the room. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1988 No one wants to talk about the elephant in the room but the elephant in the elevator got me 10 stories. Come in and let’s go to 11! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1989 With my therapist's help, I was able to get him out of the room, but now I don't know where to take him. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1990 He got tired of being ignored. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1991 Sorry, I need this elevator to move my trunks. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1992 I brought dinner 1.2929 0.05788 99 78 14 7
1993 Do you know if there are any mice on this floor? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1994 the secret is to get in elevator last 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1995 Then how DID it get its name? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1996 What? He's my comfort pet. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1997 What do you mean “over capacity”? Are you calling me fat? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1998 I wouldn't. We're going down - pretty quickly after this stop. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1999 Maybe, but I was over my wait limit. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2000 What's the matter? You don't get into elevators with people who have beards? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2001 Nobody talks about the elephant in the elevator, either. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2002 The gorilla in the room quit. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2003 I am taking the elephant in the room with me so the rest of you can speak freely. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2004 I'll take the stares. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2005 Elevate yourself man... 1.2927 0.07046 82 66 8 8
2006 Covid rules. Only 2 at a time. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2007 We've decided not to talk about them. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2008 Just don't mention it...... 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2009 The lobby is a real zoo! 1.2927 0.07046 82 66 8 8
2010 Don't say anything about the music. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2011 I'm the elephator inspector. 1.2927 0.07046 82 66 8 8
2012 I think we can make some room for you. By the way,do you know where I can get a shovel? 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
2013 I think it’s time we address the elephant in the room. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2014 Finally made friends with the elephant in the room. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2015 The elephant in the room is leaving because he's tired of being ignored. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2016 Stand on my left and don't worry, the weight limit is two elephants or three dozen people. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2017 In my world, an elevator is a room. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2018 We can make room 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2019 He prevents too many people from crowding in at every floor. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2020 He's my therapy pet. I have memory issues. 1.2925 0.04539 106 82 18 5
2021 Is this floor for returns? I bought this on The Amazon, but it’s too big for me. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2022 The elephant in the living room is heading up to the penthouse suite. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2023 Hi neighbor! We’ve just moved in upstairs. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2024 She's still not as scary as white folks. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2025 Some clown pressed all the buttons. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2026 you wait. we're going down. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2027 Are you sure it’s not pink? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2028 I just happened to be passing a trunk sale, and voila. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2029 Don’t worry. He’s just my emotional support elephant. Of course he does crush people I don’t like.” 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2030 I know, the smell is terrible, but I just hang out with them. I don’t vote for them. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2031 It'll be okay. A figure of speech doesn't carry much weigh t. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2032 Goin' down, brother, we are only goin' down. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2033 No, I'm not the one who's been stomping on your ceiling in the middle of the night! 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2034 Is this the right floor for the trunk sale? 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
2035 Can you help us? He doesn't remember what floor he lives on. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
2036 They finally put in the elephator I requested! 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2037 No, I didn't fart. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2038 He's the elephant in the room, but we're late and didn't want to take the stairs. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
2039 We’d like to tell you about elephants for Jesus. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2040 He's on his way to the awkward silence room. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2041 We're headed to our favorite watering hole for a drink. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2042 We’re going to the peanut party on the 8th floor. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2043 Really? Nobody’s saying anything? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2044 No I don't know the elevator weight limit. Why do you ask? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2045 Gotta warn ya she’s a little gassy today. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2046 Nobody noticed him in my room. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2047 He was in the room. I couldn't leave him alone up there. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2048 Sorry. The next car has my other elephant. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2049 It’s cool, the building’s going Congo. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2050 I always thought that was just a figure of speech. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2051 So, are you ready to talk about him Now? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2052 Come on, get in. What are you, chicken? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2053 I was the only one who acknowledged her being in the room--so she's invited me out for a drink. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2054 We're going up to the room. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2055 My service elephant. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2056 Wasn’t me… 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2057 Oh, Jerry. Funny seeing you here. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2058 Not a problem. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2059 No, I don't think we need to talk about it. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2060 No one wants to talk about the elephant in the room so I’m taking him to the January 6 Committee. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2061 I know, but no one wants to talk about it. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2062 we’re going check out the zoo today. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2063 Pac E Derms - Going up? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2064 This is Otis. We're visiting his friend Kong from caption contest #805. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2065 I don’t think this elevator is going anywhere but down. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2066 Wait for the next one. It's a real zoo in here. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2067 I needed something to remind me where my room was. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
2068 Technically,we haven't reached maximum occupancy. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2069 He gets out of breath on the stairs. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2070 He was in the room but nobody would acknowledge him so I’m taking him back to the zoo. 1.2907 0.05196 86 64 20 2
2071 There's plenty of room,I only have one trunk. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2072 Luggage floor? We're interested in another trunk.... 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2073 Sorry, we just really don't talk about it. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2074 I have room for one guy with a bucket and broom. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
2075 It was a brutal divorce. My wife got the kids and I got Dumbo. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2076 Did you expect him to walk up nine flights of stairs? 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
2077 He's no longer "in the room" 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2078 Have you seen any clowns?" 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2079 I figured it was time someone brought the elephant up into the room. 1.2903 0.05203 93 73 15 5
2080 Did you know Elephants stand on their tip toes? 1.2903 0.04479 93 70 21 2
2081 Going down. Really fast. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2082 It's okay, the weight limit is ten tons. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2083 He won’t forget which floor I’m on 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2084 Are you a man or a mouse? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2085 I'm in a hurry to get to the first floor. 1.2900 0.06243 100 80 11 9
2086 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2087 The elephant in the room is that there’s no room for the elephant. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2088 I THINK we're going up! 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2089 Let’s not talk about it. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2090 Do you know if anyone in the building is missing an elephant? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2091 God ! we look alike. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2092 No room for Demoncrats 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2093 -Horton, our new elevator boy. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
2094 This seems like a perfect day to begin your stair-climbing exercise 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2095 Yes, I just voted, but, I felt that I was being watched. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2096 I’m looking for the elephant in the room 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2097 We are the travelling circus. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2098 Now that we’ve finally dealt with the elephant in the room, I’m taking him back to the zoo. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2099 It makes a quick trip down to the lobby. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2100 He's gonna say it was me. It wasn't me. It's obvious. Really, it wasn't me. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2101 He thinks we can’t see him because he’s the elephant in the room. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2102 They can't remember what floor they are on. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2103 I'd hate to be the elephant in the room, but this elevator is full. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2104 Oh no, has he tip-toed in again?" 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2105 Sorry, but this one only goes down. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2106 Supreme Court. I can't breathe. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2107 I preferred it when he was in the room, to be honest. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2108 What floor is the Peanut Gallery? 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
2109 He's demanding a room of his own. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2110 The only thing that stops a bad guy with several elephants is a good guy with several elephants 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2111 I play the sax. He plays his trumpet. I'm not sure we can fit a piano in here. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2112 There’s room, but don’t you have a peanut allergy? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2113 Just fyi, we’re out of peanuts. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2114 I guess it’s true. There is always an elephant in your room 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2115 No I don't want to talk about the elephant in the elevator, I just want to see if it really does meet it's weight bearing load. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2116 We are going to the china shop on the corner. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2117 Nothing like a therapy animal that never forgets. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2118 I was just feeding peanuts to the squirrels in Central Park... 1.2889 0.04933 90 67 21 2
2119 I think we've exceeded the weight limit. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2120 We're already at maximum weight capacity 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2121 It went well. It was the second time he played the "elephant in the room" 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2122 It says DOGS must be on leash. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2123 I’m Jeff, the new Petsitter for the amenities floor 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2124 His name is Harry Elephante. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2125 He was easier to ignore in the room. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2126 He’s housebroken but the walks are killing me. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2127 He's been addressed so now I need to take him home. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2128 I didn't notice him in the room but I sure did when he got on the elevator. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2129 At least I got him out of the room so we don't have to talk about him. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2130 It's a no go - they remember you from the last time we let you on. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2131 Yes they accepted them as my pets but the cleaning deposit is outrageous! 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2132 He said he didn’t want to be the elephant in the room anymore. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2133 No can do. You'd exceed the elevator's weight limit. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2134 There are no elevators on the Serengeti. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2135 This might be a truncated ride. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2136 We’ve reached an accommodation. We don’t discuss it anymore. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2137 I feel we need to talk about how cramped they make elevators. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2138 Sorry,I have a feeling this elevator is only going down. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2139 I know, but I’m not supposed to talk about it. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2140 Feeling lucky? 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2141 Sorry, Fred, there is a room elephant convention happening today. 1.2874 0.05874 87 68 14 5
2142 Well, yes, going up is our intention but so far that's only been aspirational. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2143 Table for two,please. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2144 He's not a metaphor, he's a pet, and I'd like you to treat him as such. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2145 We can squeeze you in, but I don't want to talk about it. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2146 Fixed the high speed issue. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2147 Not a room. We can talk about it. 1.2872 0.05583 94 73 16 5
2148 We're looking for the grass buffet. 1.2872 0.04812 94 72 19 3
2149 She helps me remember which floor to get off on. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2150 During COVID, he was the only one left at the pet shelter. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2151 You're a few pounds over maximum capacity. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2152 Take the stairs, it’ll be faster. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2153 Where's your elephant? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2154 EleInspections “We take a ton of pride in our work” 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2155 You two must be my upstairs neighbors! 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
2156 It says his name is Otis. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2157 The service elevator was booked for a move in. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2158 Next time we’ll take the stairs. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2159 Who's this? Let's not talk about it. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2160 Nobody talks about him in here. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2161 Just going out for walkies and forgot the doggie bags- BRB. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2162 Ummm...I think we've reached our weight limit 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2163 Oh damn not another Republican showing off his new pet 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2164 Meet me in the basement level with a shovel. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2165 Come in only if you’re ready to talk about it. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
2166 I forgot our anniversary but she remembered. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2167 He hates the service elevator. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2168 If this relationship is going to work we're going to have to deal with the elephant in the elevator. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2169 This is Stanley, the new guy in 14B. He says he's retired from show business. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2170 Don’t get involved. Old Man Ringling still owns this town. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2171 Are tusks on this floor? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2172 We don't seem to be able to get off the first floor right now. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2173 you’re welcome of course … but you should know … it’s our third day on this floor 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2174 We're looking for a room. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2175 So we’re not going to talk about the elephant?” 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2176 You said BYOE! So I brought mine. However, he's a bit shy and wants to make sure he won't be the only elephant in the room. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
2177 Want to join us for some drinks and savannah grass? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2178 I hope you want to go down. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2179 Actually it was better when it was just the elephant on the room 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2180 When the elephant in the room needs to go, he really needs to go. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2181 Swear that wasn’t my fart. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2182 No problem, step in, plenty of room, his brother just got out. 1.2857 0.05804 77 56 18 2
2183 Would you believe this Bozo had the nerve to ask me what I weigh? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2184 This is what I get for voting Republican. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2185 This is better left unsaid 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2186 Does this floor have a vending machine with peanuts? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2187 Sorry. There's no way we're going up. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2188 Mind catching the next elevator? None of us are wearing masks. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2189 Getting the elephant out of the room is even more embarrassing. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2190 Something is seriously wrong with the Up button. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2191 Sorry, but we are definitely going down! 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2192 I heard the rally was going to be a circus, so I wanted to be prepared. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2193 Limits are meant to be tested 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2194 Lots of souvenirs for the kids, glad I brought an extra trunk. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2195 Well,it used to be the elephant in the room 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2196 Come on in. There's plenty of room and we have lots to talk about. 1.2857 0.05344 77 58 17 2
2197 Had to take it with me. I forgot the floor. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2198 I'm the one who brings the 'Elephant in the Room.' 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2199 I know, but I really don't want to talk about it! 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2200 Quick! Come in! I need another Democrat! 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2201 He keeps forgetting to stay in the room 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2202 No need for a bodycam - this guy remembers everything. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2203 Oh, I’m not getting off here. Someone before me pushed all the buttons. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2204 ‘Nice goatee’ 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2205 We’re in the airbnb down the hall. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2206 He hit all the buttons 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
2207 This one’s going up. We are headed to the trunk show. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2208 I am the new manager, are you going down? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2209 The Pet Deposit was crazy. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2210 Turns out the elephant in the elevator is a lot worse than the elephant in the room. 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
2211 I'm doing everything I can to avoid eye contact. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2212 I though you knew the NRC headquarters were in the building 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2213 Enough with the metaphorical idioms, I'm bringing a real one to the room 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2214 We need to find a vet with a ground floor office. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2215 He pushed all the buttons so we’re stopping at every floor. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2216 He wanted to go somewhere where he will at least be addressed. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2217 The mileage is great and it's got a huge trunk. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2218 He forgot on what floor is Barnum's apartment 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2219 Yet another in the case to be made for the devolution of The New Yorker Cartoon 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
2220 Okay, when I grab his trunk, you jump in and press Door Close. 1.2841 0.06848 88 72 7 9
2221 I thought I'd bring the elephant in the room, since you're meeting my parents for the first time. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2222 Nope. This is the elephantor. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2223 Sorry, we only go down. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2224 He is arguing that the posted warning only mentions number of passengers, not weight limit. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2225 Nobody wants to talk about him when he's in the room, so I thought I'd try the elevator. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2226 I've just got to get them out of the living room. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2227 Her veterinarian is on the 12th floor. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2228 They were already here when I got in" 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 12 6
2229 Sorry he left his mask home! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2230 It seems no one can tell him where his room is 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2231 Better to avoid politics when he's in the room. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2232 No, we can only go ‘down’. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
2233 Fair warning- he just ate cheese. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2234 Sorry, but she's too old to use the stairs any more. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2235 Well, the giraffes are on the freight elevator. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2236 He memorised everyone's level, how could they not hire him! 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2237 What are you lookin' at? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2238 Hr got tired of being in the living room and nobody paying attention to him. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2239 This is the third one today. Just how many elephants do you need in the room? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2240 I heard the circus will be on the top roof. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2241 Don't even say it. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2242 It’s okay - we’re both fully vaccinated. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2243 But I should warn you - the knife-throwing act is in the next car. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2244 Sorry sir, this is the staff elevator. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2245 No, I'm talking about your drinking. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2246 It's my service elephant. I haven't been late for a meeting in months since I got her. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2247 He was able to prove that an elevator is a room and that therefore he could be in it. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2248 Elephanticising 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2249 We’re willing to work for peanuts. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2250 No elephant jokes please 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2251 It's us again. He keeps pushing the wrong button. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2252 For now he's the elevator operator. However, he's looking for a job that's a better fit. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
2253 Maybe grab the next one, it's like a Grand Old Party in here. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2254 I'd take the other elevator, this one is full of Republicans 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2255 You were talking about the elephant in the room, but I looked around and there wasn't one...so I wanted to help. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2256 You might want to take the next one. I'm coming down with something. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2257 So that's why I opted for a condo over a co-op. 1.2826 0.05850 92 73 13 6
2258 the new guy works literally for peanuts 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2259 Please run to the store and buy me six pounds of butter. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2260 Can you point us to the room where they want to address "the Elephant"? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2261 Feeling lucky? If he passes gas, we both die. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2262 A one year old on the 5th floor is having a circus themed party. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2263 Going up is really slow, but going down is faaast. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2264 For once, can't we just have a direct conversation? Why do you always want to talk about the 'elephant in the room?' 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2265 These days, it assures a rapid descent. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2266 So much for 6 feet distancing 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2267 I swear this nasty smell was here before me. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2268 We're headed to a Republican convention. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2269 When does this elephant enter the room? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2270 Is this the floor where we audition for the high wire act? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2271 Tim, meet Chuck. He's our newest 'Big Brain' 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2272 These service elevators are really large dude! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2273 Could you come in . I don't want to be the only human in the room! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2274 I need to talk to you about something 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2275 His name is Otis I had to let him in 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2276 You just had to talk about that now, didn't you? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2277 Trunk Sale on 15 if you're interested... 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2278 Best elevator operator in town. He never forgets what floor we live on. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2279 Sure, you can get on. There are just the two of us here. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2280 I gotta bring the elephant to the room. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2281 I decided to get it out of the room for a while. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2282 I’m looking for five short, blind men to tell me what this animal is. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2283 He says he needs to be in the room. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
2284 Indian take-out, wanna join? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2285 I’m going to need an extension. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2286 Wild party on the 11th floor. You in? 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
2287 We finally talked about the elephant in the room. Now I just need to get him out of the building. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2288 She was a good roommate, but you ignored her. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2289 Hi, do you have room for an elephant in the room? 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
2290 I took him out of the room. 1.2812 0.04369 96 73 21 2
2291 We're good for another 38 pounds. 1.2812 0.06404 96 78 9 9
2292 Come on in, I was just packing my trunk. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2293 I’m talking it to another level. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2294 At least the elephant's not in the room. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
2295 What elevator? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2296 Idiom or Metaphor aside, there is no more room in this car... 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2297 I couldn't ask him too carry his trunk up nine flights of stairs. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2298 You must be looking for “Interventions”, fourth floor. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2299 Sure he's republican,but we get along. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2300 You think an elephant in a room is awkward? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2301 Sorry, your weight will put us over the limit. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2302 It's the best way I've found to socially distance in the elevator! 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2303 I'd prefer not to talk about why there's no room for you. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2304 By any chance, have you seen an 800-pound gorilla? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2305 There's room, but we'll have to have an awkward conversation. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2306 This one is full. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2307 Before you get on, there's something we need to discuss. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2308 He’s headed to the room. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
2309 The breakfast room might be a zoo again today. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
2310 So, he says, "I can get you TWO elephants for $100." 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2311 I found him in my room. Anyone you know missing an elephant? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2312 They said no dogs or cats allowed. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2313 Turns out it’s just a coincidence his name is Dumbo 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2314 Sorry. Going UP, to the Ivory Tower. 1.2805 0.05140 82 62 18 2
2315 Not to worry, he won’t charge. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2316 No, seriously , I think you should catch the next one. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2317 Sorry. No trunk space. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2318 Say what you want about her, but she never pushes my buttons. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2319 I understand sir, the cat in the bag is actually down the hall to your left. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2320 Hey Alan, any idea why the manager wants us all to meet downstairs? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2321 You should take the next one. I think I'm coming down with something. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
2322 I got ticketed for conspicuous consumption! 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2323 Elephant delivery! Which room? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2324 Ready to talk about it? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2325 He says he's ashamed of being Republican and wants to hide out in our basement. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2326 Sorry, But this elevator only goes down for some reason. 1.2800 0.05714 75 58 14 3
2327 Well how did you think they got into living rooms? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2328 Proof positive, that even an elevator can pachyderm 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2329 Is there a reason you’re not getting in this elevator? Go ahead, mention it. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2330 There’s room if you’re willing to discuss. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2331 Nope, still haven’t addressed it. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2332 I hope they allow pets here. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2333 He was tired of being the elephant in the room so we decided to go down for a walk. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2334 Watch what you say when you get in. Turns out that these guys are really thin-skinned. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2335 We've been dancing around it; let's just talk about the soul patch 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2336 Let's see how fast this baby can go. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2337 Sorry we have already reached our weight limit. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2338 He's insisting on drinks in the SkyBar or no circus! 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2339 We should probably discuss the elephant in the elevator. 1.2800 0.04399 100 79 17 4
2340 If I wanted to talk about it I would have left it upstairs. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2341 He needed a break from the living room 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2342 Yeah, from experience, I can tell you that nobody brings up a missed sales goal when you come to the meeting with an elephant. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2343 We tried the stairs, but she would only put one foot up on the first step, and then stop. 1.2800 0.05044 75 56 18 1
2344 I can't get rid if it. It's always in the room. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2345 Well this is awkward; you weren't supposed to be home until after 5 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2346 He’s doing double duty upstairs. He welcomes politicians and then hangs around in case anyone mentions climate change. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
2347 I pushed up but I think we're going down. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2348 That's if you don't mind talking about the elephant in the room ? 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2349 We finally removed the elephant from their room. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2350 He can never remember which floor is his. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2351 Mice in the stairwell again? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2352 You might want to wait for the next one. He pressed all the buttons. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2353 Going down? Either way, you're gonna have to." 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2354 It's not as great a conversation starter as I expected. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2355 No, I don't want to discuss it. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2356 I had to get him out for a while. He's been fighting with our donkey about tax cuts all afternoon. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2357 He’s a comfort elephant. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2358 Elephants never forget? They can’t even remember their floor! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2359 Is this the Trump Tower? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2360 He thinks people are talking about him. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2361 He didn’t want to be in the room anymore. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2362 You may want to wait for the next one. He's having GI issues. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2363 I just mention a sale on safari shorts and he has to tag along. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
2364 He's going out for a walk. He got tired of being the elephant in the room. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2365 The Athletics just can't seem to get out of the basement. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2366 What, are you my therapist now? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2367 Let the CDC figure this one out! 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2368 The elephant in the room will be literal at this month's tenants meeting. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2369 It's Time to Discuss The Elephant in the Elevator. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2370 Going Down to Africa? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2371 They'll make some trunk space available for you. Come on in. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2372 I’d wait for the next one. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2373 I told him they paid us peanuts. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2374 I thought maybe it was the room that was the problem, not the elephant in it. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2375 I was just showing her the door.” 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2376 I mean Nancy wanted a dog, but I say go big or go home. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2377 He said he was tired of being the elephant in the room. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2378 Is this the floor with the pool? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2379 The downstairs snack room is out of peanuts! 1.2785 0.05386 79 60 17 2
2380 But, what about the elephant in the room? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2381 We left because no one in the room would acknowledge him. 1.2784 0.04333 97 73 21 2
2382 You wouldn’t happen to have any peanuts, would you? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2383 We can only go down?? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2384 I don't know what to do about him, because technically he's not in a room. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2385 It hasn't farted... yet. 1.2784 0.05531 97 77 14 6
2386 Is he still there? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2387 It's not in the room yet!! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2388 We're going down to the first floor to pick up his family. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2389 I always take him with me as I can never remember what floor I live on. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2390 Of course we're going down. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2391 He doesn't count towards the weight limit if you don't address him. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2392 It’s a real zoo in here today 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2393 Yea, we're leaving. Mom said no more damn pets. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2394 I always thought my nose was quite large! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2395 Man, I've always had the goatee, It's the elephant! 1.2778 0.04520 72 55 16 1
2396 What are you talking about? There's plenty of room in here. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2397 Wow! This is far more impressive than having a "gorilla in the room!" 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2398 He'll give you one heck of an elevator pitch. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2399 I won't address it until we get to the room 1.2778 0.05842 72 56 13 3
2400 I hired him last week. Great memory and works for peanuts. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2401 The kid in 5B wanted a cliche theme for her 10th birthday party. 1.2778 0.06626 72 58 9 5
2402 I made a new friend at the zoo. 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2403 They escaped after breakfast and I couldn't find them anywhere. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2404 We're looking for the psychiatrists office. He's trying to figure out why he got involved in politics. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2405 He thinks he's Dumbo and wants to get on the roof 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2406 She forgot her purse. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2407 So what do you think of my new beard? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2408 We're going out for peanuts. Do you want anything? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2409 What floor is the Indian funeral? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2410 Down. Duh. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2411 There was a mouse in our apartment… 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2412 Well, I'm bringing up the elephant in the room" 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2413 He's the operator. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2414 Your sister said that I should pack my trunk and move in with you. 1.2772 0.06153 101 82 10 9
2415 Is this the floor where the veterinarian's office is located? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2416 It behaves better than a gorilla. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2417 How much do you weigh …exactly? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2418 Sorry man, you're gonna bring us over the weight capacity. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2419 We need him to counterbalance the rino in the other elevator. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2420 The Breeder said he would top out at about 100 lbs and then we got attached. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2421 Sorry man, he likes to push all the buttons. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2422 Technically, he's not in the room. 1.2771 0.04943 83 60 23 0
2423 Needed to get him out of the room. The in-laws are visiting. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2424 The circus didn’t really think through their move to the top floor of a high rise. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2425 At least there's no awkward eye contact. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2426 Uh, I'm not ready to talk about it. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2427 Does this go up or just down? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2428 Works… I inflated them last night! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2429 What happens in Kenya stays in Kenya, got it? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2430 We're just headed upstairs so I can tell Cindy that I don't want to get married and maybe that I hate her haircut. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2431 Bill, this is getting ridiculous, feel like we have to discuss it. . 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2432 Everyone sees it, but nobody’s talking about it. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2433 There's lots of trunk space 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2434 ...and then she said, "I'm tired of the elephant in the room" 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2435 What are you doing with that elephant?" Durante replied, "What elephant?" 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2436 Down or up? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2437 Damn,first the circus clowns and their car and now this! I’m taking the stairs. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2438 They like to ride. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2439 She's my emotional support animal and bodyguard 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2440 Do we rent to Republicans? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2441 Do they sell big shovels on this floor? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2442 Defying conventional wisdom,he can't remember which floor he's going to. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2443 Nope. Ignoring isn’t working.” 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2444 He's just there to make sure I don't hold your hand or hug you 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2445 Is there a room for one more elephant? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2446 Oh, he'll make room if you address him! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2447 Better here than in the room. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2448 If you're a circus fan, I'd suggest the stairs. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2449 Don’t say anything about it. 1.2759 0.03725 87 67 19 1
2450 Good thing I'm not allergic to peanuts. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2451 When there’s an elephant in the room you have to take ir out for a walk a couple times a day, otherwise you can’t ignore it for very long. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2452 it was a freebie left at the curb 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2453 Which floor? He's all ears. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2454 Can you point us to the room with the intervention? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2455 Not to be nosey, but who is that behind you?” 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2456 Mind if I bring a "plus one?" 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2457 WOULD YOU RUN TO ROOM 304 AND GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2458 She may not have been given legal personhood but she at least deserves the right to take the elevator. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2459 My therapist thought it best to get a companion and Adopt-A-Pet was out of dogs! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2460 'They'll have both Indian and African food." 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2461 Got your trunks? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2462 This is the annual weight-limit inspection and I could use another 160 pounds. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2463 Eli in the eli. 1.2755 0.04763 98 77 17 4
2464 Intervention on the 11th floor. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2465 I hope we're going down. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2466 We're looking for the Ear, Nose, and Trunk doctor. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2467 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2468 He’s needed in another room. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2469 He helps me remember my floor. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2470 As your only brother I’m begging you to talk about the elephant in the elevator! 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2471 He pushed the button for every floor with his trunk. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2472 You'll never believe this..there's an elephant in my room 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2473 There’s plenty of room as long as you don’t talk about it. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2474 Oh--I thought the Ark was on this floor. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2475 It was already broken. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2476 He’s moved his room to the 11th floor. But no one’s talking about it. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2477 They're my emotional support animal. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2478 Black is the elephant in the really small room 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2479 Are we going to talk about the elephant in the elevator? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2480 You can press the up button all day long. For some reason we only go down. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2481 It crouches in the corner if you ignore it. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2482 Need I say there's no more room with this elephant in the room? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2483 They want an elephant in the conference room at floor 25 1.2747 0.05428 91 71 16 4
2484 Do you know where they keep misplaced trunks? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2485 Sure, you can fit, but we are not going to discuss, … y’know, the, uh, weather. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2486 Down or down? 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2487 She can't take the stares. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2488 It only costs peanuts to ride! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2489 I'm just hangin' out all by myself. How about you? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2490 Sorry. RINOs are on level 5. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2491 Was that a….racist comment? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2492 I am moving him from one room to another 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2493 Oh there you are. I think this guy goes in your room. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2494 Much more trunk space than you would imagine. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2495 If you can think of a better way to test an elevator's weight limit, I'm all ears 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2496 I suppose we should talk about the smell. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2497 I'm Jim This is Susie. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2498 I don't know. They just asked me to get him out of the room. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2499 How did you track me down? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2500 I asked for lox and babka, but the cashier had a phd in mammology 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2501 It was hard getting him in here, and now he just wants to go up and down. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2502 Someone misspelled Zoom. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2503 I refuse to acknowledge it. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2504 There's no elephant in this room. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2505 Yeah, he followed me home from the park the other day. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2506 Come in, it's high time the elephants learned about awkwardness. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2507 I liked him better in the room. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2508 I keep pushing the up button, but nothing happens. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2509 Lately I can’t shake the feeling they’re watching every move I make. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2510 Still not moving. Should I get out too? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2511 Which floor is the Animal Rights Convention happening? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2512 Quick, how much is that in kilos? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2513 Check out my sweet goatee. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2514 Whatever goes up, also goes down, but not out 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2515 I gotta get him outside quick--he's not paper-trained. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2516 This is always the highlight of his day. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2517 You DO realize this can only be going down, right? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2518 Instead of talking about the elephant in the room, we're moving him to the basement. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2519 You ASKED me to come up with an elevator pitch for something huge! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2520 It’s my new memory app 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2521 Thé éléphant wants to be in another room. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2522 Does it smell like peanuts in here to you? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2523 I found a room with no elephant in it... 1.2737 0.05588 95 76 13 6
2524 We were going to take the stairs but he saw a mouse. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2525 ...and I got one in the glovebox. 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
2526 We'll squeeze you in. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2527 It's a gift for my girlfriend. She keeps dropping hints about the elephant in the room. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2528 Sorry, we're going back up. He forgot his wallet in the apartment. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2529 he’s a RINO 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2530 This one’s going down. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2531 He likes to go up on the roof and trumpet. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2532 He's on his way out. Everybody was ignoring him. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2533 He wants out of the GOP, but he’s house trained. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2534 I know what you're thinking, let's just get it out there. Do you like the goatee? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2535 I was hired to get them out of the room. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2536 The "Elephant in the Room" is needed on a lower floor. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2537 Naw, we can squeeze you in. Just watch out for the blind guy back there. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2538 Despite what you’ve heard, definitely not a RINO… 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2539 It’s not how we got him in, it’s how do we talk him out. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2540 Try, "Come, Jumbo, come!" 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2541 I think we need to address the elephant in the room. 1.2727 0.04903 110 86 19 5
2542 I thought you said it was an 800 pound gorilla. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2543 ELEphants, ELEvator- sound it out, man, there's an undeniable commonality. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2544 This is about my beard, isn’t it” 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2545 We ran out of room. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2546 We’re going to 3 to talk about the elephant in the room 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
2547 Taking them up the elevator two at a time is using less time than building an Arc. The rain is coming, man - no time to waste! 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2548 We’re looking for the Peanut Department 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2549 No one seemed to notice him in my room so I thought this might work better. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2550 How do you get down off an elephant? You take the ele-vator! 1.2727 0.04190 77 61 14 2
2551 When he was young, he practiced with a phone booth. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2552 I grew it during lockdown. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2553 There’s plenty of room! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2554 I tell ya, this city’s turning into a real jungle. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2555 They couldn’t deal with the elephant in the room, so we’re taking it to the next level. 1.2727 0.07310 77 64 5 8
2556 He’s looking for Trump’s office. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2557 Please spare me the obvious metaphor… GOP going down. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2558 We’ve already met the weight limit 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2559 It's definitely going down! 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2560 This elevator doesn't seem to go past the second floor...not sure why. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2561 Plenty of room between my trunks 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2562 Just wondering if he might be more noticeable if he weren't in the living room. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2563 I have to get rid of my pets. Someone finally noticed them in my livingroom. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2564 Let’s address the elephant in the elevator 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2565 I've grown tired of not bringing up the elephant in the room 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2566 We were wondering, is the dentist on the fourth floor? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2567 Yes we should talk about our feelings for each other but there is a giant elephant in the room so another time? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2568 Just taking it to the room. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2569 Of course he's adorable, but the baggies are a hassle. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2570 Your room or mine? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2571 It’s time we dealt with the elephant in the room! 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2572 He's on his way to the room he won't be mentioned in. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2573 Have you noticed this elevator smells of peanuts? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2574 My mother in law gets here tomorrow night, and we're making sure the elevator can hold her. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2575 Just heading up to my room. anything you want to talk about? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2576 Pandemic concession. Now you're not even allowed a dog. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2577 Hey man. Which room? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2578 I try not to let politics come between me and my neighbors. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2579 I TRIED to ignore him but he followed me into the elevator. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2580 It was time to get the elephant out of the room 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2581 I didn't want to risk chipping the marble steps 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2582 It’s not in the room anymore, let’s drop the subject. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2583 I'm delivering the elephants to different rooms. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2584 ""Oh elevators are nothing, you should see it when I need to take him on a plane." 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2585 I finally addressed the issue; we’re moving out 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2586 Yep. We're heading on up to the room. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2587 If you don't address it there's lots of room. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2588 It's a jungle in here. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2589 It comes with the territory. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2590 No, it didn't follow me from my living room. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2591 So many rooftop gardens…so few elephant-sized elevators! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2592 This is Otis. He's the elephant in the elevator. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2593 Sorry, I don’t walk dogs. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2594 The elephant is in the room, there is no room for you. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2595 He’s a service pet, helping me with my claustrophobia 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2596 It turns out we have the same insurance. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2597 Sorry - he forgot his hat. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2598 If you forget what floor you're on, the elephant reminds you. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2599 Oh, he had a room. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2600 I finally decided to do something about the elephant in the room. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2601 There’s room providing you do not talk about the elephant 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2602 Room service here. Would you like an (ele)phant or an (ele)vator? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2603 You've got problems? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2604 There seems to be an elephant in every room nowadays 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2605 And to think we use to live in a walk-up 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2606 The doors are wider in the lobby. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2607 Don't be silly, I'm sure we can fit one more 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2608 Oops. Sorry his Pedicurist is on 4th floor.. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2609 His name is Harold. 1.2706 0.05263 85 66 16 3
2610 Yeah, that 800 pound gorilla in the room doesn't look so bad now does it? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2611 It's gonna be a while, Carl. This punk has "accidentally" pressed every button. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2612 I didn't think the elephant in the room would travel so well. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2613 We're exceeding capacity, but I don't want to talk about it. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2614 Another peanut free floor? C’mon 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2615 sorry dude, my peeps and I got this one. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2616 Two people of color and an elephant get into an elevator . . . . 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2617 Yeah, there’s a mouse on the 4th floor. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2618 Say Dude, any idea what floor I can get a large pooper-scooper? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2619 It's finally no longer the elephant in the room. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2620 Normally, I'd wait until we got into the room to address this but the door closes in three seconds. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2621 He insists that he lives on this floor. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2622 Please don't ask—they're sensitive about the weight limit. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2623 Sorry, this one only goes express to the ground floor. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2624 I just couldn't handle the elephant in the room anymore. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2625 It was the only way to get the elephant out of the room. 1.2703 0.05017 74 56 17 1
2626 Sure we can make room. I’m testing load capacity now. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2627 I told you my problems were elephantine. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2628 Sorry man. I have to get him outside for a walk. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2629 There not just for rooms anymore. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2630 I’m using a new dating app. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2631 We're going back up. He forget his ID. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2632 Come in - there's plenty of space in the trunk. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2633 On which floor is the pet relief area? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2634 Is this your Amazon package? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2635 So,are we not going to talk about it? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2636 Want to help us test the weight limit? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2637 I'll wait for you at the bottom. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2638 You made me address the one in the room. Now let’s talk about the one in the elevator. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2639 I brought him along for the intervention. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2640 I forgot today was hump day. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2641 Step right in white boy and we can talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2642 Well, the invite did say the theme was 'Safari' 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2643 Sorry, this idiom is taken. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2644 He's moving to another room, but I can't talk about it. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2645 Yeah, you know it-I'm bringing up the elephant in the room. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2646 There’s a trunk show today. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2647 You may want to wait for the next one. Steve here has been fighting off a sniffle. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2648 I've decided to get rid of the you-know-what in my room. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2649 I asked the front desk for a trunk and this was all they had. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2650 Sorry, I'm not sure. I'm just the sitter. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2651 It's ok. He's housebroken. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2652 yeah, so what.! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2653 I see the elephant has left the room. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2654 He's been asked to be the elephant in Room 610. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2655 The elephant will not be in the room this time. 1.2692 0.05527 78 61 14 3
2656 It's not quite a goatee--I'm still working on the mustache. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2657 "Exactly how much do you weigh?" 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2658 Let's go out. There's not much room in here. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2659 I like your goatee 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2660 I'm bringing him up 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2661 She would not fit in here so I am taking her to my room 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2662 He never forgets when to get off. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2663 This hotel has a very liberal pet policy. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2664 Just taking the elephant to the room. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2665 You can squeeze in if you can ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2666 Sorry, we’re social distancing. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2667 WOW MAN! I thought it said Elephant door. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2668 Come on in. There’s plenty of room in the trunk. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2669 The guys in the boardroom wanted me to remove him - they're sticking with the ostrich instead. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2670 You've heard of the 'elephant in the living room' syndrome, Larry. This has a similar connotation. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2671 but, he's no longer in the room 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2672 I can never remember what floor I’m on 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2673 Let’s just agree to ignore it. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2674 Are you the one who who ordered an elephant for the room 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2675 The Bronx Zoo has a new program. I spent a week with them and now it's their turn! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2676 There is no weight limit. This elevator is body positive. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 13 4
2677 Yes, the building rules do prohibit pets, but Lenny here is my emotional support pachyderm. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2678 They had it for the marketing meeting in the 10th floor conference room,but then they insisted I schlep it down to 6 for those bozos in accounting. I told them we need at least two of these,but who listens to me? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2679 There’s room in here, but I hate to tell you where you’ll be standing! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2680 We ran out of peanuts. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2681 No room for any more trunks, but we could squeeze in a carry on 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2682 Sorry, this was the only way to avoid awkward small talk. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2683 Fancy a game of squash ? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2684 Which floor the room on? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2685 He likes beards! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2686 We've got room for one more! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2687 The hippo got out on the second floor 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2688 Sorry, we’re at exactly two tons. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2689 They can't ignore him in an elevator 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2690 Elevator repairman Livingston, I presume? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2691 Sorry, we are already at the maximum weight. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2692 Did you hear the elephant’s in our room? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2693 Did you know there's a watering hole in the executive lounge? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2694 The Board had to say yes. She's an Emotional Support Animal. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2695 It's okay, I have steel-toed shoes. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2696 Well, I have my doubts, but they say they're going up. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2697 Do you know if this is our floor? Neither of us can remember. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2698 There’s a new rule this year: You have to take an elephant with you to help you mark your ballot. 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2699 It’s a COVID precaution — I never have to share an elevator with another person. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2700 My wife said "Get him out of the living room." 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2701 He never forgets what floor we live on 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2702 Which way is "This Little Piggy's Nail Palace"? 1.2674 0.05712 86 68 12 5
2703 Weight limit? Who are you - the elevator police? 1.2674 0.04656 86 70 12 4
2704 Sure squeeze in. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2705 I'm just taking the elephant out of the room 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2706 Actually, he's more like a bull in a china shop. 1.2674 0.05078 86 66 18 2
2707 So I’m at this party. I hear something about someone needing help with a trunk and, well … here we are. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2708 I'm taking him up to the top floor to overcome his fear of heights. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2709 Thanks for having us over. And sorry about the broken tea cup. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2710 No, I am an independent. Why do you ask? Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2711 I know, I know...let's not talk about it 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2712 He wants to know why you aren’t a registered Republican. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2713 "It's O.K. He's not white." 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2714 I’d take the stairs if I were you. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2715 We are a couple - and frankly your comment was hurtful. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2716 Yeah, I know about the elephant in the room, but I need a little help here. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2717 Apparently, they’re testing the elevator’s weight capacity. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2718 Before you start an elevator pitch, there’s something we should discuss. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2719 He wanted to switch which room to be ignored in. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2720 He never forgets what floor we're going to. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2721 We should probably address something upfront." 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2722 He decided to move to a different room. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2723 Is that an elephant behind me or am I tripping? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2724 The people on 8 requested the removal of the elephants in the room” 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2725 It's not in the room 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2726 Don't worry, he inhaled helium. 1.2660 0.05168 94 76 13 5
2727 Yeah! Nobody talks about the Elephant in the elevator 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2728 We’re only going down. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2729 Sorry, we've reached the weight limit. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2730 No, I don't want to discuss the elephants in the elevator ! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2731 Nothing to see in there. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2732 You'd think so, but it's really just peanuts. 1.2658 0.05317 79 64 11 4
2733 My client will work for peanuts but he won't discuss politics. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2734 No one ever seems to comment when I bring the elephant into the room... 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2735 My girlfriend got tired of the elephant in our room. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2736 What elephant in the room? You mean the elephant in the elevator? I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2737 We're looking for the spa. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2738 Pro tip for getting along here? No trumpet after nine. 1.2658 0.05002 79 58 21 0
2739 Sure, you can squeeze in but we're going down. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2740 Mom said she wanted a trunk for her birthday. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2741 Well, at least he’s not pink” 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2742 I'd rather not talk about it. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2743 He was tired of being the only one in the room, so we left. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2744 Hey, push any button you want. We're going down! 1.2651 0.05167 83 64 17 2
2745 We finally recognized the elephant in the room, then he wanted out. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2746 Let's address the elephant in the room. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2747 No worries, he helps in keeping me grounded. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2748 Because I’m the one who had to call attention to it. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2749 I got him out of the room…now what? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2750 I guess it’s time we talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.2651 0.05023 83 64 17 2
2751 You talk about it once, and it never leaves…. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2752 Well, he's NOT in the room yet. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2753 Dumbo can't get out, Dumbo! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2754 I'm running away to join the circus. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2755 It was him. 1.2647 0.07732 68 57 4 7
2756 Sorry, you’ll have to wait for the next one. We’re already at capacity of 4 tons and 180 lbs. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2757 The invitation said, "Pets welcome." 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2