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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-07-17T20:56:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-07-31T20:57:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-07-25T20:57:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 1, 2022 |
Number of captions | 8330 |
Number of responses | 787880 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Once you press your floor number, he'll never forget. | 1.9783 | 0.02746 | 1016 | 400 | 238 | 378 |
1 | The zoo wants me to work from home. | 1.8055 | 0.01490 | 3008 | 1353 | 887 | 768 |
2 | Everyone ignores the elephant in the room, but take one on the elevator and everyone has something to say. | 1.7959 | 0.01517 | 2915 | 1335 | 840 | 740 |
3 | Well, how exactly do you think the elephant in the room gets to the room | 1.7871 | 0.01965 | 1705 | 781 | 506 | 418 |
4 | Yes we are your upstairs neighbors- how did you know? | 1.7858 | 0.01741 | 1993 | 861 | 698 | 434 |
5 | I’m okay. The five people in the back, not so much. | 1.7533 | 0.01406 | 3113 | 1436 | 1009 | 668 |
6 | What elephant? | 1.7384 | 0.01697 | 2206 | 1064 | 655 | 487 |
7 | Apparently, there’s a mouse on the staircase. | 1.7235 | 0.01579 | 2535 | 1248 | 740 | 547 |
8 | He thinks taking the freight elevator is body shaming. | 1.7164 | 0.01528 | 2662 | 1312 | 793 | 557 |
9 | You can come in, but we can't talk about the you know what. | 1.6981 | 0.01551 | 2468 | 1217 | 779 | 472 |
10 | It’s OK—he’s a service elephant. | 1.6980 | 0.01730 | 1927 | 934 | 641 | 352 |
11 | Of course I got permission. I told the super I had two large trunks to bring up and he said it was fine. | 1.6835 | 0.01600 | 2310 | 1164 | 713 | 433 |
12 | Sorry for the wait, but when he got in he hit all the buttons. | 1.6832 | 0.01726 | 2339 | 1302 | 476 | 561 |
13 | Actually it's no dogs, cats or other small pets. | 1.6819 | 0.01686 | 2034 | 1014 | 653 | 367 |
14 | Doesn't matter what you pushed. We're going down. | 1.6800 | 0.01755 | 1831 | 903 | 611 | 317 |
15 | The lease said no dogs | 1.6759 | 0.01657 | 2012 | 987 | 690 | 335 |
16 | Probably down. | 1.6657 | 0.01797 | 1690 | 838 | 579 | 273 |
17 | Yes, the elevator operator takes up a lot of space but he works for peanuts. | 1.6644 | 0.01847 | 1639 | 825 | 539 | 275 |
18 | You're welcome to join me, but there are certain things we don't talk about. | 1.6632 | 0.01884 | 1612 | 824 | 507 | 281 |
19 | Don’t worry- next one has the clowns, and there’s always enough room. | 1.6616 | 0.02136 | 1327 | 702 | 372 | 253 |
20 | Fortunately he fits. The giraffe is walking up the stairs. | 1.6583 | 0.01902 | 1481 | 736 | 515 | 230 |
21 | The Democratic elevator is down the hall. | 1.6551 | 0.02026 | 1409 | 734 | 426 | 248 |
22 | I’ve been fine, despite some pandemic pet regret. | 1.6521 | 0.02056 | 1348 | 700 | 417 | 231 |
23 | I know what you're thinking: why did I shave the mustache? | 1.6513 | 0.02238 | 1256 | 690 | 314 | 252 |
24 | He says he's looking for a way out of Trump Tower. | 1.6496 | 0.02152 | 1330 | 724 | 348 | 258 |
25 | I finally get the concept of unwanted touching. | 1.6488 | 0.02296 | 1324 | 776 | 237 | 311 |
26 | Going down....probably really fast. | 1.6476 | 0.02014 | 1297 | 669 | 424 | 204 |
27 | It's way more effective than just using a metaphor. | 1.6455 | 0.02112 | 1247 | 646 | 397 | 204 |
28 | We're going back up because he actually forgot something. | 1.6400 | 0.02543 | 911 | 491 | 257 | 163 |
29 | Of course he remembers you. | 1.6382 | 0.02266 | 1147 | 620 | 322 | 205 |
30 | The lease only says no dogs. | 1.6353 | 0.02285 | 1075 | 569 | 329 | 177 |
31 | Trust me, you’re going down no matter what button you push. | 1.6322 | 0.02323 | 1063 | 572 | 310 | 181 |
32 | Plenty of space, he's just metaphorical . | 1.6296 | 0.02408 | 980 | 527 | 289 | 164 |
33 | He applied to be elevator attendant after hearing that the pay was 'peanuts" | 1.6283 | 0.02332 | 998 | 525 | 319 | 154 |
34 | Don't worry, he's a service animal. | 1.6281 | 0.02426 | 933 | 494 | 292 | 147 |
35 | It’s a good thing you don’t have your 800lb gorilla with you. | 1.6273 | 0.02351 | 974 | 511 | 315 | 148 |
36 | Don’t worry, they’re actual elephants not Republicans. | 1.6231 | 0.02519 | 926 | 512 | 251 | 163 |
37 | Just taking the elephant out of the room He is tired of being ignored | 1.6228 | 0.02485 | 920 | 500 | 267 | 153 |
38 | The crazy part is he didn’t get on until the 2nd floor. | 1.6224 | 0.02441 | 903 | 485 | 277 | 141 |
39 | I'm bringing my parents something else to not talk about. | 1.6182 | 0.02622 | 833 | 458 | 235 | 140 |
40 | She's afraid of the escalator. | 1.6170 | 0.02418 | 859 | 443 | 302 | 114 |
41 | Remember that huge contribution you made last year to "Save the Elephants"? | 1.6163 | 0.02537 | 860 | 466 | 258 | 136 |
42 | And then this piece of shit elephant comes into the office talking about rebranding and-- he's right behind me isn't he? | 1.6125 | 0.02637 | 813 | 448 | 232 | 133 |
43 | Remember that 'puppy' you sold me? | 1.6125 | 0.02686 | 818 | 461 | 213 | 144 |
44 | The goatee is new. Just trying it out. | 1.6120 | 0.02534 | 817 | 434 | 266 | 117 |
45 | Sorry but I think you’ll put us over the weight limit. | 1.6117 | 0.02575 | 783 | 414 | 259 | 110 |
46 | My lease only says 'no dogs or cats.' I'm going to keep it. | 1.6108 | 0.02579 | 799 | 428 | 254 | 117 |
47 | Yeah, come on up. The party is in the Penthouse Suite. But let me warn you, it's a total zoo! | 1.6094 | 0.02525 | 791 | 414 | 272 | 105 |
48 | Better squeeze in. The next car has the tigers. | 1.6067 | 0.02673 | 773 | 425 | 227 | 121 |
49 | You don’t wanna go up there, Darrell. It’s just a circus. | 1.6063 | 0.02704 | 762 | 421 | 220 | 121 |
50 | I have trouble remembering my floor. | 1.6063 | 0.02587 | 767 | 407 | 255 | 105 |
51 | She saw mice on the stairs. | 1.6053 | 0.02557 | 750 | 390 | 266 | 94 |
52 | Is this the Elephanth floor? | 1.6041 | 0.02694 | 740 | 403 | 227 | 110 |
53 | It doesn't matter which button you push, we always wind up in the lobby." | 1.6025 | 0.02793 | 707 | 391 | 206 | 110 |
54 | He doesn't do stairs since his hip replacement. | 1.6016 | 0.02722 | 738 | 407 | 218 | 113 |
55 | Heading to the elephanth floor? | 1.6003 | 0.02962 | 678 | 391 | 167 | 120 |
56 | Don’t talk about him like he’s not here. | 1.6003 | 0.02799 | 703 | 390 | 204 | 109 |
57 | He never forgets our floor. | 1.5997 | 0.02737 | 702 | 381 | 221 | 100 |
58 | He’s looking for a one bedroom with a large bathtub. | 1.5980 | 0.02839 | 684 | 381 | 197 | 106 |
59 | You might want to wait for the next car. Someone just farted. | 1.5974 | 0.02854 | 693 | 391 | 190 | 112 |
60 | He is going to paint my place for peanuts. | 1.5958 | 0.02829 | 673 | 372 | 201 | 100 |
61 | It's my therapy animal. I've got memory issues. | 1.5952 | 0.02943 | 667 | 382 | 173 | 112 |
62 | What floor again? Just kidding, this guy remembers everything. | 1.5945 | 0.02951 | 619 | 343 | 184 | 92 |
63 | Apparently there was already an elephant in the room, so we're leaving | 1.5933 | 0.03076 | 627 | 365 | 152 | 110 |
64 | Got a shovel? | 1.5926 | 0.02918 | 621 | 342 | 190 | 89 |
65 | Please don’t pet her she’s a service elephant. | 1.5918 | 0.02950 | 610 | 337 | 185 | 88 |
66 | Since you didn't want to address it back in the room, I thought I would bring it up here. | 1.5909 | 0.03010 | 638 | 368 | 163 | 107 |
67 | No, I’m a democrat. Why do you ask? | 1.5892 | 0.02947 | 628 | 353 | 180 | 95 |
68 | It’s not even in the room and you still bring it up. | 1.5880 | 0.02892 | 619 | 340 | 194 | 85 |
69 | I found him fleeing from Trump Tower. | 1.5864 | 0.03084 | 602 | 348 | 155 | 99 |
70 | Down, probably. | 1.5853 | 0.03018 | 586 | 328 | 173 | 85 |
71 | Please tell me you see it too... | 1.5840 | 0.03035 | 589 | 333 | 168 | 88 |
72 | I'm afraid you're mistaken sir, this is the Elephator | 1.5839 | 0.03094 | 584 | 335 | 157 | 92 |
73 | It was such a relief to get that monkey off my back. | 1.5838 | 0.03121 | 591 | 344 | 149 | 98 |
74 | Trust me, in this room, everyone is talking about the elephant. | 1.5836 | 0.02840 | 586 | 316 | 200 | 70 |
75 | No this is Trunk Towers | 1.5836 | 0.03278 | 586 | 357 | 116 | 113 |
76 | I did get a haircut, thanks for noticing. | 1.5823 | 0.03126 | 565 | 323 | 154 | 86 |
77 | The revolving door was worse. | 1.5816 | 0.03191 | 564 | 329 | 142 | 93 |
78 | It was much easier to ignore him in the room." | 1.5812 | 0.03123 | 542 | 304 | 161 | 77 |
79 | There was a mouse in the stairwell. | 1.5798 | 0.03182 | 564 | 329 | 143 | 92 |
80 | Surprisingly, he forgot his Floor number again. | 1.5790 | 0.02992 | 563 | 310 | 180 | 73 |
81 | The freight elevator has mice | 1.5790 | 0.03146 | 563 | 325 | 150 | 88 |
82 | We love it here. Our last place was a 6 floor walk up. | 1.5769 | 0.03096 | 546 | 307 | 163 | 76 |
83 | You can come in if you don’t talk about him. | 1.5753 | 0.03003 | 558 | 309 | 177 | 72 |
84 | Yeah, we're definetly going down. | 1.5751 | 0.03053 | 546 | 304 | 170 | 72 |
85 | You wouldn't happen to have a plastic bag on you by any chance | 1.5743 | 0.03127 | 538 | 331 | 115 | 91 |
86 | Technically, we don’t have to discuss it until he gets in the room | 1.5733 | 0.03227 | 525 | 303 | 143 | 79 |
87 | This is the Republican elevator. We're going down. | 1.5728 | 0.03392 | 529 | 322 | 111 | 96 |
88 | How much do you weigh? | 1.5722 | 0.03211 | 526 | 303 | 145 | 78 |
89 | Up? Are you kidding? | 1.5717 | 0.03214 | 523 | 301 | 145 | 77 |
90 | He's from the GOP. He's used to invading places he doesn't belong. | 1.5709 | 0.03356 | 515 | 307 | 122 | 86 |
91 | We can all fit! I think there's still room in the trunk. | 1.5697 | 0.03164 | 509 | 286 | 156 | 67 |
92 | It's a zoo in here, so you might want to wait for the next one. | 1.5686 | 0.03266 | 503 | 290 | 140 | 73 |
93 | He identifies as a human. | 1.5676 | 0.03443 | 488 | 292 | 115 | 81 |
94 | What else would you expect in Trump Towers? | 1.5659 | 0.03464 | 493 | 299 | 109 | 85 |
95 | Well, she remembers you… | 1.5656 | 0.03204 | 511 | 293 | 147 | 71 |
96 | No, it's going down. Trust me. | 1.5653 | 0.03297 | 490 | 283 | 137 | 70 |
97 | Don't mind him, he's just a metaphor. | 1.5649 | 0.03436 | 485 | 290 | 116 | 79 |
98 | Going down-- or maybe that’s obvious. | 1.5638 | 0.03134 | 486 | 268 | 162 | 56 |
99 | Do you have an extra large trash bag I can borrow? | 1.5637 | 0.03290 | 479 | 274 | 140 | 65 |
100 | After this we’re tackling his fear of mice. | 1.5616 | 0.03237 | 479 | 271 | 147 | 61 |
101 | She's my therapy animal. | 1.5609 | 0.03307 | 476 | 274 | 137 | 65 |
102 | Well, how did you think the elephant in the room got there? | 1.5608 | 0.03543 | 469 | 286 | 103 | 80 |
103 | The pet clause was very vague. | 1.5604 | 0.03178 | 480 | 268 | 155 | 57 |
104 | "Because there is a mouse in the staircase. That's why." | 1.5586 | 0.03569 | 469 | 289 | 98 | 82 |
105 | ‘You can ignore them in the room, but turns out it’s harder in an elevator…’ | 1.5576 | 0.03960 | 382 | 236 | 79 | 67 |
106 | Doesn’t matter which button you pushed, we’re going down. | 1.5573 | 0.03610 | 454 | 279 | 97 | 78 |
107 | Well we got the elephant out of the room. Now what? | 1.5568 | 0.03387 | 449 | 259 | 130 | 60 |
108 | Sure, he takes up a lot of space for an elevator operator but he never forgets a floor! | 1.5533 | 0.03375 | 441 | 253 | 132 | 56 |
109 | He says he wants to leave the party, he is tired of being a political embarrassment, and done with being blamed just for being in the room. | 1.5532 | 0.03699 | 432 | 267 | 91 | 74 |
110 | It pays more than dog walking. | 1.5500 | 0.03470 | 420 | 243 | 123 | 54 |
111 | Is the mouse still out there? | 1.5498 | 0.03633 | 422 | 255 | 102 | 65 |
112 | It's ok. We're both boosted | 1.5492 | 0.03522 | 417 | 244 | 117 | 56 |
113 | So what do you think of the new goatee? | 1.5492 | 0.03651 | 417 | 257 | 93 | 67 |
114 | They’re harmless, but the building is infested with them. | 1.5489 | 0.03678 | 399 | 238 | 103 | 58 |
115 | I'm pretty sure this is only going down. | 1.5486 | 0.03507 | 401 | 230 | 122 | 49 |
116 | She's housebroken, so it's just twice a day. But it's a fortune in 45 gallon trash bags. | 1.5481 | 0.03610 | 416 | 249 | 106 | 61 |
117 | Most people don't even notice my one arm anymore | 1.5476 | 0.03631 | 420 | 254 | 102 | 64 |
118 | He's easier to ignore in a room. | 1.5472 | 0.03679 | 413 | 251 | 98 | 64 |
119 | Going up or plummeting down? | 1.5470 | 0.03650 | 415 | 251 | 101 | 63 |
120 | It is an elephant. We can argue whether it's a room. | 1.5465 | 0.03543 | 419 | 248 | 113 | 58 |
121 | For the 4 o’clock meeting. We’re finally going to talk about it. | 1.5459 | 0.03641 | 392 | 231 | 108 | 53 |
122 | My wife simply refuses to acknowledge the elephant in the room, so we decided to go for a walk. | 1.5446 | 0.03694 | 404 | 245 | 98 | 61 |
123 | He got tired of people talking about him being in the room | 1.5443 | 0.03625 | 384 | 224 | 111 | 49 |
124 | This one goes all the way to the big top. | 1.5442 | 0.03462 | 419 | 244 | 122 | 53 |
125 | We don't talk about it in here, either. | 1.5439 | 0.03628 | 399 | 237 | 107 | 55 |
126 | She's fine in the apartment, but taking her for walks is a hassle. | 1.5431 | 0.03426 | 394 | 222 | 130 | 42 |
127 | There's room in back next to the giraffe. | 1.5416 | 0.03554 | 397 | 232 | 115 | 50 |
128 | Wait for the next elevator. He is claustrophobic. | 1.5416 | 0.03628 | 373 | 216 | 112 | 45 |
129 | Let's go. These guys know the best watering holes. | 1.5396 | 0.03632 | 391 | 232 | 107 | 52 |
130 | Sadly, the board feels he'd create a circus-like atmosphere. | 1.5391 | 0.03664 | 384 | 228 | 105 | 51 |
131 | Obviously, going down. | 1.5391 | 0.03626 | 384 | 226 | 109 | 49 |
132 | We’re definitely going down. | 1.5387 | 0.03561 | 388 | 226 | 115 | 47 |
133 | Believe it or not, he forgot what floor he lives on. | 1.5383 | 0.03738 | 379 | 228 | 98 | 53 |
134 | We’re not sure what breed. He’s a rescue. | 1.5383 | 0.03615 | 379 | 232 | 91 | 54 |
135 | Yeah, I'm surprised you mentioned him. No one usually talks about the elephant in the elevator, either. | 1.5362 | 0.03425 | 373 | 229 | 98 | 46 |
136 | The elevator is full of Republicans. Of COURSE we’re going down. | 1.5351 | 0.03922 | 370 | 231 | 80 | 59 |
137 | We're pachyd. | 1.5349 | 0.03606 | 387 | 229 | 109 | 49 |
138 | Even she is hiding from the GOP. | 1.5337 | 0.03951 | 371 | 234 | 76 | 61 |
139 | I found him wandering the Congressional parking lot. | 1.5333 | 0.03674 | 375 | 223 | 104 | 48 |
140 | There is an elephant, but no room. | 1.5319 | 0.03922 | 361 | 224 | 82 | 55 |
141 | Hey, meet Bob. He's moving into the apartment above yours. | 1.5319 | 0.03700 | 361 | 213 | 104 | 44 |
142 | That was the last emotional support animal they had left. | 1.5315 | 0.03730 | 365 | 218 | 100 | 47 |
143 | Sorry, we're already at the weight limit. | 1.5314 | 0.03655 | 350 | 202 | 110 | 38 |
144 | Marge told me it was time to quit ignoring the elephant in the room and take him out for a walk. | 1.5299 | 0.03757 | 351 | 208 | 100 | 43 |
145 | He heard elevator operators get paid peanuts. | 1.5297 | 0.03720 | 353 | 208 | 103 | 42 |
146 | Come on. Get in. We don’t have to talk about it. | 1.5297 | 0.03847 | 353 | 214 | 91 | 48 |
147 | He wants to know if you have a peanut allergy. | 1.5287 | 0.03868 | 348 | 211 | 90 | 47 |
148 | He just wants to go be the elephant in another room. | 1.5287 | 0.03804 | 348 | 208 | 96 | 44 |
149 | Any chance you got a hundred doggie bags on you? | 1.5287 | 0.03671 | 348 | 202 | 108 | 38 |
150 | Going down. Literally, and politically. | 1.5284 | 0.03856 | 352 | 214 | 90 | 48 |
151 | Metaphor eludes him. | 1.5284 | 0.03787 | 335 | 199 | 96 | 40 |
152 | If I can ignore it in here, I can ignore it anywhere. | 1.5271 | 0.03801 | 351 | 211 | 95 | 45 |
153 | Everyone in the room was ignoring him so we're going for a walk. | 1.5265 | 0.03840 | 359 | 220 | 89 | 50 |
154 | Say it's a 'comfort animal' and the condo association is helpless. | 1.5263 | 0.03986 | 342 | 212 | 80 | 50 |
155 | Let’s just say we tried taking the stairs. | 1.5260 | 0.03754 | 346 | 205 | 100 | 41 |
156 | 5b is giving away free elephants. | 1.5256 | 0.03857 | 352 | 215 | 89 | 48 |
157 | I don’t want to talk about it, okay? | 1.5256 | 0.03814 | 352 | 213 | 93 | 46 |
158 | I can't really talk about it. | 1.5256 | 0.03857 | 352 | 215 | 89 | 48 |
159 | Oh hey Bob. Hop in - there’s something I wanted to talk to you about. | 1.5248 | 0.03779 | 343 | 204 | 98 | 41 |
160 | Yeah, I thought elephator was a typo too. | 1.5244 | 0.04149 | 349 | 227 | 61 | 61 |
161 | He gives riders something not to talk about. | 1.5240 | 0.03808 | 334 | 198 | 97 | 39 |
162 | We're going down. It's the only way we can go. | 1.5201 | 0.03881 | 323 | 193 | 92 | 38 |
163 | I finally found a way to keep unmasked people off the elevator. | 1.5201 | 0.04074 | 323 | 201 | 76 | 46 |
164 | It’s OK, he’s a RINO. | 1.5188 | 0.04007 | 320 | 196 | 82 | 42 |
165 | Sorry, this metaphor is full. | 1.5186 | 0.04131 | 322 | 203 | 71 | 48 |
166 | It's not really obvious until you get him in a room. | 1.5183 | 0.03885 | 328 | 198 | 90 | 40 |
167 | No, we're definitely going down. | 1.5174 | 0.03754 | 317 | 184 | 102 | 31 |
168 | Going down? Yes, and probably very fast. | 1.5169 | 0.04008 | 325 | 201 | 80 | 44 |
169 | He's afraid of stairs. | 1.5159 | 0.04040 | 314 | 193 | 80 | 41 |
170 | If you're headed for the party in 7B, it's a zoo | 1.5158 | 0.04144 | 316 | 199 | 71 | 46 |
171 | He’s here to visit his friend, the 800 pound gorilla. | 1.5145 | 0.04070 | 311 | 192 | 78 | 41 |
172 | We can’t go farther to the Right, so we’re going Down. | 1.5144 | 0.04150 | 313 | 197 | 71 | 45 |
173 | There were mice in our room. | 1.5131 | 0.03907 | 306 | 182 | 91 | 33 |
174 | How do you think they get to the room in the 1st place? | 1.5131 | 0.04198 | 306 | 193 | 69 | 44 |
175 | No one could focus with him in the room. | 1.5130 | 0.03995 | 308 | 187 | 84 | 37 |
176 | We moved into the apartment above you. But don’t worry, we don’t do high impact aerobics. Just yoga. | 1.5129 | 0.03815 | 310 | 182 | 97 | 31 |
177 | No, I’m sorry, one more would put us over the weight limit. | 1.5116 | 0.04199 | 301 | 189 | 70 | 42 |
178 | Nothing but conspiracy theories the entire way down. | 1.5116 | 0.04199 | 301 | 189 | 70 | 42 |
179 | Since you never want to talk about it , I’m taking the elephant out of the room. | 1.5100 | 0.04020 | 300 | 182 | 83 | 35 |
180 | Oddly he never remembers which floor he wants. | 1.5099 | 0.04000 | 302 | 183 | 84 | 35 |
181 | It’s a ‘Bring Your Favorite Metaphor’ party. | 1.5085 | 0.04314 | 293 | 187 | 63 | 43 |
182 | It's a Pachydoodle. | 1.5083 | 0.04119 | 301 | 187 | 75 | 39 |
183 | Going down. Possibly very fast. | 1.5068 | 0.03911 | 292 | 175 | 87 | 30 |
184 | He never forgets which level I parked on | 1.5068 | 0.04254 | 296 | 188 | 66 | 42 |
185 | Hope you’re not in a hurry, his trunk pushes like six buttons at a time. | 1.5068 | 0.03888 | 296 | 175 | 92 | 29 |
186 | It doesn’t matter which button you push, this elevator is going down. | 1.5065 | 0.03880 | 306 | 183 | 91 | 32 |
187 | We saw a mouse in the stairwell. | 1.5052 | 0.04067 | 287 | 174 | 81 | 32 |
188 | He's a rescue. . . | 1.5052 | 0.03914 | 287 | 171 | 88 | 28 |
189 | They need an elephant in the room on floor seventeen. | 1.5052 | 0.04025 | 291 | 176 | 83 | 32 |
190 | There’s a mouse on the stairs. | 1.5052 | 0.04025 | 291 | 176 | 83 | 32 |
191 | When he’s in the room no one wants to talk about him, but in the elevator, everyone has something to say | 1.5051 | 0.04238 | 295 | 187 | 67 | 41 |
192 | I'm so ready to go home. Today's been a circus. | 1.5037 | 0.03939 | 268 | 155 | 91 | 22 |
193 | Well, how do you think the elephant gets in the room? | 1.5035 | 0.04358 | 282 | 180 | 62 | 40 |
194 | It turns out it’s much easier to ignore the elephant in the room than in the elevator. | 1.5035 | 0.04387 | 282 | 181 | 60 | 41 |
195 | He's my support animal. | 1.5035 | 0.04150 | 282 | 173 | 76 | 33 |
196 | This is wrong on so many levels. | 1.5035 | 0.03955 | 286 | 170 | 88 | 28 |
197 | Yeah, we get the same reaction from people when we board a plane. | 1.5035 | 0.04077 | 286 | 174 | 80 | 32 |
198 | You're the first person to mention it. | 1.5035 | 0.04047 | 286 | 173 | 82 | 31 |
199 | Actually, everybody wants to talk about it. | 1.5034 | 0.04266 | 290 | 184 | 66 | 40 |
200 | How did you think they get into the rooms? | 1.5018 | 0.04538 | 279 | 184 | 50 | 45 |
201 | I have to warn you, it's a lot harder to ignore than when it's in a room. | 1.5018 | 0.04245 | 279 | 174 | 70 | 35 |
202 | Interestingly, everyone does mention the elephant in the elevator | 1.5018 | 0.04341 | 281 | 179 | 63 | 39 |
203 | If you are willing to acknowledge it, there might be room for one more. | 1.5018 | 0.04252 | 281 | 176 | 69 | 36 |
204 | I hear it’s also a jungle out there. | 1.5017 | 0.03820 | 287 | 167 | 96 | 24 |
205 | I'm taking the elephant to the room | 1.5000 | 0.04145 | 274 | 167 | 77 | 30 |
206 | I'm returning the elephant. He ripped off your left arm and my right arm. | 1.5000 | 0.04334 | 274 | 173 | 65 | 36 |
207 | Is this the big and tall department? | 1.4982 | 0.04275 | 279 | 176 | 67 | 36 |
208 | Since you keep complaining about the elephant in the room, I decided to move it to the lobby. | 1.4982 | 0.04123 | 273 | 166 | 78 | 29 |
209 | You know how hard they are to ignore in a room? Try an elevator. | 1.4962 | 0.04169 | 266 | 162 | 76 | 28 |
210 | No, the question is, "How do I get her out?" | 1.4945 | 0.04211 | 271 | 168 | 72 | 31 |
211 | Sorry, this place is a zoo in the morning. | 1.4943 | 0.03191 | 265 | 174 | 67 | 22 |
212 | He’s taking me down with the rest of the Republican Party | 1.4943 | 0.04373 | 263 | 166 | 64 | 33 |
213 | I finally got it out of the room. | 1.4929 | 0.04211 | 282 | 178 | 69 | 35 |
214 | Nobody wants to talk about it. | 1.4925 | 0.04532 | 268 | 176 | 52 | 40 |
215 | How did you think that the elephant in the room got to the room? | 1.4925 | 0.04501 | 268 | 175 | 54 | 39 |
216 | Oh so NOW you want to discuss it! | 1.4925 | 0.04335 | 266 | 168 | 65 | 33 |
217 | I'm pretty sure we'll be going down | 1.4925 | 0.04168 | 266 | 163 | 75 | 28 |
218 | Sorry, he loves to press all the buttons. | 1.4924 | 0.04087 | 264 | 159 | 80 | 25 |
219 | It took me forever to find a building that accepts pets | 1.4924 | 0.04020 | 262 | 165 | 69 | 28 |
220 | Well, the good news is that the elephant is no longer in the room... | 1.4924 | 0.04249 | 262 | 164 | 68 | 30 |
221 | I tried to leave him at home but he's a metaphor. | 1.4923 | 0.04477 | 260 | 167 | 58 | 35 |
222 | The condo association bylaws just say no cats or dogs. | 1.4923 | 0.04150 | 260 | 160 | 73 | 27 |
223 | He said he''ll give you back your arm if you give back his tusks. | 1.4922 | 0.04668 | 258 | 171 | 47 | 40 |
224 | There might be some room under the giraffe. | 1.4906 | 0.04816 | 267 | 185 | 33 | 49 |
225 | We don't know the breed... he's a rescue." | 1.4905 | 0.04630 | 263 | 175 | 47 | 41 |
226 | He claims he can’t remember his floor. | 1.4903 | 0.04239 | 257 | 158 | 72 | 27 |
227 | Strange, isn't it? Both start with 'e-l-e' and both have 8 letters. | 1.4884 | 0.04262 | 258 | 160 | 70 | 28 |
228 | It's my Service Elephant. | 1.4880 | 0.04097 | 250 | 149 | 80 | 21 |
229 | I hate to address the elephant in the room, but you do know there's a weight limit, right? | 1.4862 | 0.04324 | 253 | 158 | 67 | 28 |
230 | As long as you call it your 'emotional support animal' management can't do a thing! | 1.4862 | 0.04605 | 253 | 166 | 51 | 36 |
231 | How do you think you get 'the elephant in the room'? | 1.4861 | 0.04422 | 251 | 159 | 62 | 30 |
232 | I got an emotional support animal to help with my claustrophobia. | 1.4861 | 0.03844 | 251 | 174 | 44 | 31 |
233 | Don’t worry, I’m vaccinated | 1.4859 | 0.04592 | 249 | 162 | 53 | 34 |
234 | No, sorry, this is the Dumbowaiter | 1.4848 | 0.04293 | 264 | 167 | 66 | 31 |
235 | There's room in the trunk. | 1.4843 | 0.04453 | 254 | 163 | 59 | 32 |
236 | You know, it's not always just a figure of speech. | 1.4839 | 0.04606 | 248 | 162 | 52 | 34 |
237 | Relax, she’s a registered service animal. | 1.4839 | 0.04313 | 248 | 154 | 68 | 26 |
238 | Sorry I’m late, the lobby was a zoo. | 1.4837 | 0.04376 | 246 | 154 | 65 | 27 |
239 | What a coincidence! There was an elephant in the other room too | 1.4837 | 0.04526 | 246 | 158 | 57 | 31 |
240 | It turned out the elephant in the room was, in fact, an elephant in the room. | 1.4835 | 0.04468 | 242 | 153 | 61 | 28 |
241 | We’ve had our ups and downs but it’s time to acknowledge the elephant in the room | 1.4835 | 0.04468 | 242 | 153 | 61 | 28 |
242 | He’s not really allowed but no-one admits he’s there. | 1.4816 | 0.04612 | 245 | 160 | 52 | 33 |
243 | Memory support animal. | 1.4816 | 0.04612 | 245 | 160 | 52 | 33 |
244 | Could I barrow a broom and a large shovel ? | 1.4816 | 0.04312 | 245 | 152 | 68 | 25 |
245 | There's a trunk sale on the 3rd floor. | 1.4815 | 0.04785 | 243 | 163 | 43 | 37 |
246 | Dude, I said I didn't want to talk about it. | 1.4815 | 0.04338 | 243 | 151 | 67 | 25 |
247 | The tenant below me plays loud music. I asked him how he would like it if I took up tap dancing. He said be my guest. | 1.4813 | 0.04707 | 241 | 159 | 48 | 34 |
248 | Where did you put the shovel? I'm taking Sparky for a walk. | 1.4813 | 0.04520 | 241 | 154 | 58 | 29 |
249 | Sorry,he pushed the buttons for every floor. | 1.4812 | 0.04371 | 239 | 151 | 62 | 26 |
250 | You see 'em, right? | 1.4795 | 0.04626 | 244 | 160 | 51 | 33 |
251 | Not much - how about you? | 1.4792 | 0.04377 | 240 | 150 | 65 | 25 |
252 | Well, he's not in the room anymore. | 1.4790 | 0.04715 | 238 | 157 | 48 | 33 |
253 | OK, we might as well get it over with and discuss the elevator in the room. | 1.4790 | 0.04715 | 238 | 157 | 48 | 33 |
254 | He's afraid of the stairs. | 1.4790 | 0.04404 | 238 | 149 | 64 | 25 |
255 | No, that’s down the hall. This is the ‘Elephator’. | 1.4790 | 0.04601 | 238 | 154 | 54 | 30 |
256 | this is taking the Elephant in the Room to a new level | 1.4786 | 0.04540 | 234 | 149 | 58 | 27 |
257 | We’re all ears. | 1.4772 | 0.04140 | 241 | 148 | 72 | 21 |
258 | I suggest you take the next one. | 1.4762 | 0.04459 | 231 | 145 | 62 | 24 |
259 | Do you have a shovel? | 1.4760 | 0.04529 | 229 | 145 | 59 | 25 |
260 | There’s room if you don’t have a trunk. | 1.4760 | 0.04572 | 229 | 146 | 57 | 26 |
261 | Right now, this elevator is only going down. | 1.4760 | 0.04487 | 229 | 144 | 61 | 24 |
262 | I push "up" but nothing happens. | 1.4760 | 0.04401 | 229 | 142 | 65 | 22 |
263 | He wants to leave because he was uncomfortable just standing there in the room. No one wanted to acknowledge him. | 1.4744 | 0.04580 | 234 | 151 | 55 | 28 |
264 | For once in your life acknowledge the elephant in the room, Larry | 1.4744 | 0.04580 | 234 | 151 | 55 | 28 |
265 | Now that you mention it, I think I do live in the apartment directly above yours... Why do you ask? | 1.4741 | 0.04609 | 232 | 150 | 54 | 28 |
266 | And you think it’s uncomfortable when there’s an elephant in the room. | 1.4741 | 0.04568 | 232 | 149 | 56 | 27 |
267 | I'd like to address the elephant in the room, but he is stuck in the elevator | 1.4739 | 0.04430 | 230 | 144 | 63 | 23 |
268 | Are we really not going to talk about it? | 1.4737 | 0.04751 | 228 | 150 | 48 | 30 |
269 | Man, I long for the days when I only had a monkey on my back. | 1.4732 | 0.04732 | 224 | 146 | 50 | 28 |
270 | Is it because I'm black? | 1.4714 | 0.04726 | 227 | 149 | 49 | 29 |
271 | I never talk about him, but it is bring your pet to work day. | 1.4711 | 0.04587 | 225 | 144 | 56 | 25 |
272 | He helps me remember what floor to get off on. | 1.4709 | 0.04439 | 223 | 139 | 63 | 21 |
273 | Plenty of room… 2 dozen clowns just got off | 1.4688 | 0.04856 | 224 | 150 | 43 | 31 |
274 | It worked out great, the circus posted the elephant walker job the same week I lost my sense of smell. | 1.4685 | 0.04169 | 222 | 148 | 50 | 24 |
275 | We just can’t help bringing up the elephant in the room. | 1.4685 | 0.04360 | 222 | 137 | 66 | 19 |
276 | You try telling him we’re over capacity! | 1.4685 | 0.04498 | 222 | 140 | 60 | 22 |
277 | Mr. Never-Forgets left the key in his room. | 1.4685 | 0.04847 | 222 | 148 | 44 | 30 |
278 | It's a rescue. | 1.4682 | 0.04838 | 220 | 146 | 45 | 29 |
279 | I had a dog but the neighbors complained about the barking. | 1.4682 | 0.04573 | 220 | 140 | 57 | 23 |
280 | Says he’s invited to the reception for Attenborough in the penthouse. | 1.4681 | 0.04275 | 235 | 146 | 68 | 21 |
281 | I'm so upset. They're not going to return my cleaning deposit. | 1.4679 | 0.04221 | 218 | 131 | 72 | 15 |
282 | OK, wait for the next one, but all the clowns and their little car were right behind us! | 1.4676 | 0.04635 | 216 | 138 | 55 | 23 |
283 | We're picking up a RINO up on the 10th floor. | 1.4676 | 0.04635 | 216 | 138 | 55 | 23 |
284 | Yeah, well even the elephant in the room need his walk. | 1.4664 | 0.04107 | 223 | 133 | 76 | 14 |
285 | The bar ran out of peanuts so we're heading back to our room. | 1.4664 | 0.04572 | 223 | 143 | 56 | 24 |
286 | Some guy on 12 couldn't find a pony for his little girl's birthday party. | 1.4657 | 0.04577 | 204 | 127 | 59 | 18 |
287 | Yes. Odds are pretty good it’s going down. | 1.4654 | 0.04382 | 217 | 134 | 65 | 18 |
288 | Ever since Ringling Brothers went virtual, we can live anywhere. | 1.4648 | 0.04913 | 213 | 142 | 43 | 28 |
289 | Eveybody wants talk about it, once it’s there, but no one ever asks how it got there in the first place. | 1.4648 | 0.04634 | 213 | 136 | 55 | 22 |
290 | Do you need help remembering your floor? | 1.4645 | 0.04569 | 211 | 133 | 58 | 20 |
291 | Wait, how much do you weigh? | 1.4636 | 0.04617 | 220 | 142 | 54 | 24 |
292 | Please tell me this is the elephanth floor. | 1.4634 | 0.04409 | 246 | 160 | 58 | 28 |
293 | Remember when I told you that it sounded like a herd of elephants on the 3rd floor? | 1.4623 | 0.04552 | 212 | 134 | 58 | 20 |
294 | No, this one only goes down. | 1.4622 | 0.04541 | 225 | 145 | 56 | 24 |
295 | You ordered an elephant in the room? | 1.4619 | 0.04778 | 210 | 137 | 49 | 24 |
296 | Hey Tom, I’d like you finally meet THE elephant in the room.” | 1.4615 | 0.04763 | 208 | 135 | 50 | 23 |
297 | The hardest thing is dealing with the litter box. | 1.4615 | 0.04955 | 208 | 139 | 42 | 27 |
298 | I think it's time we talk about the elephant in the elevator. | 1.4608 | 0.04617 | 217 | 140 | 54 | 23 |
299 | No, sorry, I think we can only really go down | 1.4605 | 0.04139 | 228 | 139 | 73 | 16 |
300 | Be careful. It's a jungle in here. | 1.4601 | 0.04536 | 213 | 135 | 58 | 20 |
301 | Oh, yeah. We are definitely going down. | 1.4601 | 0.04585 | 213 | 136 | 56 | 21 |
302 | At least, the elephant isn't in the room. | 1.4597 | 0.04854 | 211 | 140 | 45 | 26 |
303 | Funny, nobody ever mentions him. | 1.4592 | 0.05132 | 196 | 132 | 38 | 26 |
304 | He gets tired of always being in the room. | 1.4589 | 0.04527 | 207 | 140 | 43 | 24 |
305 | They're here to work in the memory-care ward. | 1.4585 | 0.04814 | 205 | 134 | 48 | 23 |
306 | How do you THINK the elephant in the room gets into the room?! | 1.4583 | 0.04814 | 216 | 144 | 45 | 27 |
307 | He always trips going down the stairs | 1.4581 | 0.04643 | 203 | 129 | 55 | 19 |
308 | Don‘t ask, don‘t tell. | 1.4579 | 0.04616 | 214 | 138 | 54 | 22 |
309 | It’s an elevator not a room. We can talk about him. | 1.4577 | 0.04833 | 201 | 131 | 48 | 22 |
310 | It’s cool. He’s my service elephant. He helps me remember.” | 1.4562 | 0.04885 | 217 | 147 | 41 | 29 |
311 | She likes pressing buttons, so this could be a while. | 1.4550 | 0.04637 | 200 | 127 | 55 | 18 |
312 | Yes, he forgot his floor and no, the irony isn't lost on us. | 1.4550 | 0.05052 | 200 | 135 | 39 | 26 |
313 | He said he was tired of being in The Room, with no one willing to address him. | 1.4550 | 0.04849 | 200 | 131 | 47 | 22 |
314 | She trips on her trunk going up the stairs. | 1.4541 | 0.04534 | 196 | 122 | 59 | 15 |
315 | They saw a mouse in the stairs. | 1.4537 | 0.04396 | 205 | 127 | 63 | 15 |
316 | If you think this looks funny you should see us on the escalator! | 1.4537 | 0.04503 | 205 | 129 | 59 | 17 |
317 | I tried the stairs— bengal tigers. | 1.4533 | 0.04493 | 225 | 146 | 56 | 23 |
318 | You can enter safely if you’re under 19 pounds. | 1.4527 | 0.04726 | 201 | 130 | 51 | 20 |
319 | I'm not sure, but I'd say the odds are we're going down. | 1.4523 | 0.04598 | 199 | 126 | 56 | 17 |
320 | He was so cute when he was little | 1.4516 | 0.05059 | 186 | 123 | 42 | 21 |
321 | The sixth floor is a Zoo today | 1.4513 | 0.04491 | 195 | 121 | 60 | 14 |
322 | Going up?” “Probably not… | 1.4513 | 0.04939 | 195 | 129 | 44 | 22 |
323 | Talk about what? | 1.4508 | 0.05137 | 193 | 131 | 37 | 25 |
324 | I'm your new upstairs neighbor! | 1.4508 | 0.05031 | 193 | 129 | 41 | 23 |
325 | The what? | 1.4508 | 0.05031 | 193 | 129 | 41 | 23 |
326 | Is this the GOP convention floor? | 1.4508 | 0.04755 | 193 | 124 | 51 | 18 |
327 | The elephant in the room is moving downstairs. | 1.4508 | 0.04698 | 193 | 123 | 53 | 17 |
328 | My therapist is retiring, so I have to take this home with me. | 1.4508 | 0.05241 | 193 | 133 | 33 | 27 |
329 | Giraffes are on ten. | 1.4503 | 0.04960 | 191 | 126 | 44 | 21 |
330 | It's a dumbowaiter. | 1.4503 | 0.05124 | 191 | 129 | 38 | 24 |
331 | You're welcome to join us, but we'll be going down really fast. | 1.4503 | 0.04554 | 191 | 119 | 58 | 14 |
332 | Hey Larry, meet Stan -- he's my comfort animal. | 1.4503 | 0.04494 | 191 | 118 | 60 | 13 |
333 | I suppose I can see why you'd think that. But I assure you, as per my pet deposit agreement, he is a schnauzer/french bulldog mix. | 1.4490 | 0.04503 | 196 | 130 | 47 | 19 |
334 | Believe me, I’ve ignored a lot worse. | 1.4488 | 0.04657 | 205 | 133 | 52 | 20 |
335 | The party’s in 12B, and wear your MAGA hat. | 1.4485 | 0.04848 | 194 | 127 | 47 | 20 |
336 | The one elephant who can’t remember the floor he lives on. | 1.4479 | 0.04714 | 192 | 123 | 52 | 17 |
337 | 'He pressed all the buttons.' | 1.4474 | 0.04864 | 190 | 124 | 47 | 19 |
338 | You'll put it over the weight limit. | 1.4474 | 0.04921 | 190 | 125 | 45 | 20 |
339 | I'm afraid we can't talk about that. | 1.4472 | 0.04650 | 199 | 128 | 53 | 18 |
340 | Going down. Quickly. | 1.4472 | 0.04863 | 199 | 132 | 45 | 22 |
341 | I couldn't remember your floor, but he never forgets. | 1.4468 | 0.05073 | 188 | 126 | 40 | 22 |
342 | It's OK. He knows we see him. | 1.4468 | 0.04784 | 188 | 121 | 50 | 17 |
343 | You should probably know that he likes to push all the buttons... | 1.4462 | 0.05113 | 186 | 125 | 39 | 22 |
344 | The listing said it's a mammoth apartment. | 1.4462 | 0.05113 | 186 | 125 | 39 | 22 |
345 | This is how the elephant gets into the room. | 1.4462 | 0.04760 | 186 | 119 | 51 | 16 |
346 | I think there's room,but I'd stand towards the front | 1.4459 | 0.04397 | 222 | 143 | 59 | 20 |
347 | Do you have a shovel I could borrow? | 1.4450 | 0.04551 | 191 | 120 | 57 | 14 |
348 | No matter what button we push, we keep going down | 1.4450 | 0.04632 | 200 | 129 | 53 | 18 |
349 | SCOTUS hasn't ruled on this yet, so we booked a room. | 1.4444 | 0.05136 | 198 | 137 | 34 | 27 |
350 | Are you sure you want to get on? She pushed the button for every floor. | 1.4444 | 0.05051 | 189 | 127 | 40 | 22 |
351 | Once you commit to the elephant in the room metaphor, it follows you everywhere. | 1.4439 | 0.03210 | 196 | 142 | 35 | 18 |
352 | I have to warn you. He just pressed all the buttons. | 1.4439 | 0.04801 | 187 | 121 | 49 | 17 |
353 | He heard there is a mouse in the stairwell. | 1.4438 | 0.05162 | 178 | 119 | 39 | 20 |
354 | At the moment, this is down only. | 1.4433 | 0.04845 | 194 | 128 | 46 | 20 |
355 | I’m getting the elephant out of the room. | 1.4432 | 0.05189 | 185 | 126 | 36 | 23 |
356 | The stairs are really hard on her knees. | 1.4432 | 0.04898 | 185 | 121 | 46 | 18 |
357 | I'm helping him escape from being his party's logo. | 1.4420 | 0.05216 | 181 | 123 | 36 | 22 |
358 | He’s a service animal | 1.4420 | 0.05097 | 181 | 121 | 40 | 20 |
359 | I would have forgotten to pick you up if he hadn't reminded me. | 1.4407 | 0.05056 | 177 | 117 | 42 | 18 |
360 | Couldn’t go up if we tried. | 1.4406 | 0.04650 | 202 | 132 | 51 | 19 |
361 | Sorry, can you get the next one? You'd put us right over the weight limit. | 1.4402 | 0.04824 | 184 | 125 | 41 | 18 |
362 | We have made some progress. The elephant is no longer in the room. | 1.4400 | 0.04683 | 200 | 131 | 50 | 19 |
363 | I'm pretty sure we're headed to the basement. | 1.4398 | 0.04784 | 191 | 125 | 48 | 18 |
364 | You don’t even want to know where my wife is standing. | 1.4396 | 0.04766 | 182 | 117 | 50 | 15 |
365 | No one wants to talk about him, so we are leaving the party. | 1.4396 | 0.04702 | 182 | 116 | 52 | 14 |
366 | Remember that $10 a month adopt an elephant ad you responded to? | 1.4396 | 0.05134 | 182 | 123 | 38 | 21 |
367 | You did not want to talk about him,so we are leaving! | 1.4394 | 0.04717 | 198 | 130 | 49 | 19 |
368 | I was happy to find a building that allowed pets -- but let me tell you, walking this guy and picking up after him is a whole experience. | 1.4388 | 0.04467 | 196 | 124 | 58 | 14 |
369 | As you can imagine, this one only goes down. | 1.4385 | 0.04423 | 187 | 116 | 60 | 11 |
370 | he said he remembered you | 1.4384 | 0.04525 | 203 | 131 | 55 | 17 |
371 | He wants to know if your vaccinated. | 1.4382 | 0.05398 | 178 | 124 | 30 | 24 |
372 | Poor guy had to take the stairs throughout Covid due to spacing rules. | 1.4382 | 0.05033 | 178 | 118 | 42 | 18 |
373 | I realize the gravity of the situation. | 1.4382 | 0.05096 | 178 | 119 | 40 | 19 |
374 | I got tired of having him in my room. | 1.4382 | 0.04247 | 178 | 122 | 41 | 14 |
375 | A mouse is using the freight elevator. | 1.4375 | 0.05075 | 176 | 117 | 41 | 18 |
376 | Yeah, working for Doordash was easier when they only delivered food. | 1.4375 | 0.04879 | 176 | 114 | 47 | 15 |
377 | Sorry, if you get on we exceed the weight limit. | 1.4372 | 0.04683 | 183 | 117 | 52 | 14 |
378 | Please tell me your mice problem is all cleared up. | 1.4372 | 0.04871 | 183 | 120 | 46 | 17 |
379 | What elephant? Everything's just fine. | 1.4371 | 0.05204 | 167 | 111 | 39 | 17 |
380 | Herd immunity, going up? | 1.4371 | 0.05204 | 167 | 111 | 39 | 17 |
381 | And the best part is he never forgets where we live. | 1.4362 | 0.05010 | 188 | 127 | 40 | 21 |
382 | You're right. It is getting harder to ignore. | 1.4362 | 0.04895 | 188 | 125 | 44 | 19 |
383 | It’s that my goatee is weird isn’t it | 1.4362 | 0.04717 | 188 | 122 | 50 | 16 |
384 | He's afraid to go into his apartment. Turns out Mr. "Never Forgets" forgot it's his anniversary. | 1.4358 | 0.04820 | 179 | 116 | 48 | 15 |
385 | Please don't tell the super that I have a pet. | 1.4355 | 0.04691 | 186 | 120 | 51 | 15 |
386 | Welcome to Ivory Tower. | 1.4353 | 0.05068 | 170 | 112 | 42 | 16 |
387 | You're fine: the permit says it can hold eight. | 1.4343 | 0.04963 | 175 | 115 | 44 | 16 |
388 | I know, I know, it's risky . . . I should be wearing a mask. | 1.4343 | 0.05157 | 175 | 118 | 38 | 19 |
389 | Let’s talk about it in the room. | 1.4343 | 0.04963 | 175 | 115 | 44 | 16 |
390 | Seriously, he pressed EVERY button | 1.4343 | 0.05157 | 175 | 118 | 38 | 19 |
391 | We're headed to the park. My wife thought it was time to air the elephant in the room. | 1.4341 | 0.04888 | 182 | 120 | 45 | 17 |
392 | Are we going to talk about it? | 1.4341 | 0.04534 | 182 | 122 | 44 | 16 |
393 | Is the RNC convention on this floor? | 1.4333 | 0.04927 | 180 | 119 | 44 | 17 |
394 | Maintenance said there is an elephant somewhere in the building, be on the lookout. | 1.4327 | 0.04976 | 171 | 112 | 44 | 15 |
395 | Be thankful she backed in | 1.4327 | 0.05245 | 171 | 116 | 36 | 19 |
396 | No, the elephants are real. I'm the hallucination. | 1.4327 | 0.05112 | 171 | 114 | 40 | 17 |
397 | Heading back up…believe it or not, he forgot his keys | 1.4327 | 0.05310 | 171 | 117 | 34 | 20 |
398 | If you want to talk about it, we'll be in the room. | 1.4327 | 0.05112 | 171 | 114 | 40 | 17 |
399 | We’re stopping at every floor. They can’t remember which is theirs. | 1.4327 | 0.04976 | 171 | 112 | 44 | 15 |
400 | My support pet. The Fair Housing Act allows it. | 1.4320 | 0.04299 | 169 | 119 | 34 | 16 |
401 | We had to leave our apartment for obvious reasons. We found a mouse. | 1.4320 | 0.04946 | 169 | 110 | 45 | 14 |
402 | I’m just relieved you’re not an 800 pound gorilla. | 1.4320 | 0.05357 | 169 | 116 | 33 | 20 |
403 | He says that’s why they call it an ele-vator. | 1.4318 | 0.04529 | 176 | 110 | 56 | 10 |
404 | Yes, I know. My therapist says I have to address it. | 1.4318 | 0.04600 | 176 | 118 | 43 | 14 |
405 | GOP is weighing us down. Come back later. | 1.4318 | 0.05070 | 176 | 118 | 40 | 18 |
406 | They don't allow dogs. | 1.4318 | 0.05006 | 176 | 117 | 42 | 17 |
407 | Yes, of course. We won’t talk about it. | 1.4318 | 0.05259 | 176 | 121 | 34 | 21 |
408 | My downstairs neighbor's not happy, but the lease just says you can't have dogs or cats. | 1.4316 | 0.04108 | 190 | 130 | 45 | 15 |
409 | Come on in,the weight limit is irrelephant. | 1.4312 | 0.05438 | 160 | 109 | 33 | 18 |
410 | We've all agreed to ignore him. | 1.4310 | 0.05304 | 174 | 120 | 33 | 21 |
411 | I’ve got a delivery for Marjorie Taylor Greene. | 1.4309 | 0.05119 | 181 | 126 | 33 | 22 |
412 | We're going down. We can only go down. | 1.4302 | 0.05089 | 172 | 115 | 40 | 17 |
413 | Sure, her profile was misleading, but who hasn't lied about their age before. | 1.4294 | 0.05331 | 170 | 117 | 33 | 20 |
414 | You just can’t ignore the elephant in the elevator | 1.4294 | 0.04924 | 170 | 111 | 45 | 14 |
415 | Despite what they say, it's just not that easy to get an elephant in the room | 1.4294 | 0.05173 | 177 | 121 | 36 | 20 |
416 | They finally found a lift attendant who remembers your floor. | 1.4294 | 0.05356 | 177 | 124 | 30 | 23 |
417 | I don't know. We never talk about it. | 1.4293 | 0.04944 | 205 | 143 | 36 | 26 |
418 | What pet policy? | 1.4286 | 0.05175 | 168 | 113 | 38 | 17 |
419 | Before you get in, I swear to God it wasn't me. | 1.4286 | 0.05175 | 168 | 113 | 38 | 17 |
420 | Is the Big & Tall Shop on this floor? | 1.4286 | 0.04744 | 168 | 107 | 50 | 11 |
421 | I think he smelled the peanuts in my pocket. | 1.4286 | 0.04964 | 168 | 110 | 44 | 14 |
422 | The GOP convention upstairs has turned into a 3 ring circus. | 1.4286 | 0.05311 | 168 | 115 | 34 | 19 |
423 | Another Supreme Court Nominee. | 1.4286 | 0.05244 | 168 | 114 | 36 | 18 |
424 | I preferred when the building was a pigsty. | 1.4286 | 0.04781 | 203 | 138 | 43 | 22 |
425 | Well..... she's afraid of the stairs | 1.4286 | 0.04819 | 168 | 108 | 48 | 12 |
426 | The RNC is bugging me to donate. | 1.4286 | 0.04127 | 175 | 129 | 28 | 17 |
427 | This ride is brought to you by the letter E. | 1.4286 | 0.05311 | 168 | 115 | 34 | 19 |
428 | Taking her home. She was getting tired of being constantly ignored. | 1.4286 | 0.05244 | 168 | 114 | 36 | 18 |
429 | I told the landlord they had large trunks so he said use the freight elevator. | 1.4278 | 0.04806 | 194 | 133 | 40 | 21 |
430 | Well,at least it's not in the room anymore. | 1.4278 | 0.04859 | 180 | 119 | 45 | 16 |
431 | The building only had a “no cats and dogs policy” | 1.4278 | 0.04859 | 180 | 119 | 45 | 16 |
432 | You see him too?! | 1.4277 | 0.05150 | 166 | 111 | 39 | 16 |
433 | It’ll take a while. He likes to push all the buttons. | 1.4277 | 0.05150 | 166 | 111 | 39 | 16 |
434 | And he works for peanuts! | 1.4277 | 0.05150 | 166 | 111 | 39 | 16 |
435 | There's not much room for discussion. | 1.4277 | 0.05078 | 166 | 110 | 41 | 15 |
436 | Heading up to the David Attenborough lecture? | 1.4270 | 0.04864 | 178 | 120 | 41 | 17 |
437 | We don't have to talk about him, if that's what you're worried about. | 1.4270 | 0.04832 | 178 | 119 | 43 | 16 |
438 | You've never ridden an Elephator? | 1.4270 | 0.05211 | 178 | 123 | 34 | 21 |
439 | When they heard it was a trunk show, they insisted on coming. | 1.4270 | 0.05150 | 178 | 122 | 36 | 20 |
440 | Up? We'll try ... | 1.4268 | 0.04821 | 164 | 105 | 48 | 11 |
441 | What's the point of having a weight limit of 1,500lbs if we never get to use it? | 1.4268 | 0.05585 | 157 | 109 | 29 | 19 |
442 | Its my comfort elephant | 1.4261 | 0.04936 | 176 | 117 | 43 | 16 |
443 | He's Republican, so of course we're headed down. | 1.4260 | 0.04941 | 169 | 113 | 41 | 15 |
444 | Don't let the light fool you, we are going down. | 1.4253 | 0.04701 | 174 | 112 | 50 | 12 |
445 | I need to warn you that she just ate a whole bag of spicy peanuts. | 1.4251 | 0.05466 | 167 | 117 | 29 | 21 |
446 | I try to get him out of the room as often as possible. | 1.4251 | 0.04982 | 167 | 110 | 43 | 14 |
447 | Wow, I guess I do have the apartment directly above yours. How did you know? | 1.4251 | 0.04982 | 167 | 110 | 43 | 14 |
448 | Good party but it was a real circus in there. | 1.4251 | 0.05054 | 167 | 111 | 41 | 15 |
449 | You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find a pet friendly building. | 1.4251 | 0.04684 | 167 | 106 | 51 | 10 |
450 | Apparently there's a mouse in the lobby. | 1.4242 | 0.05169 | 165 | 111 | 38 | 16 |
451 | She was much smaller when we first got her. | 1.4242 | 0.04642 | 165 | 104 | 52 | 9 |
452 | It’s the new elevator operator. He works for peanuts. | 1.4235 | 0.04989 | 170 | 113 | 42 | 15 |
453 | Don't mention weight limits. She's very sensitive. | 1.4235 | 0.05194 | 170 | 116 | 36 | 18 |
454 | Sorry. We’d be over the limit. | 1.4235 | 0.04919 | 170 | 112 | 44 | 14 |
455 | Got a 30 gallon trash bag? I'm taking Henry out for his constitutional. | 1.4235 | 0.05326 | 170 | 118 | 32 | 20 |
456 | Until I can get him out, this elevator only goes down. | 1.4233 | 0.04758 | 163 | 104 | 49 | 10 |
457 | Don't mention it. | 1.4233 | 0.05357 | 163 | 112 | 33 | 18 |
458 | Technically it’s not a room, so there’s nothing to talk about. | 1.4233 | 0.05141 | 163 | 109 | 39 | 15 |
459 | We don't go up. | 1.4233 | 0.04072 | 163 | 113 | 38 | 12 |
460 | Which floor did you say the socially awkward situation was on? | 1.4226 | 0.04776 | 168 | 111 | 44 | 13 |
461 | You're lucky the 800-pound gorilla just got off. | 1.4226 | 0.05030 | 168 | 112 | 41 | 15 |
462 | It came with the giraffe. | 1.4226 | 0.05170 | 168 | 114 | 37 | 17 |
463 | He's the best elevator operator. He never forgets your floor. | 1.4224 | 0.05186 | 161 | 108 | 38 | 15 |
464 | Not to brag, but I've been known to tickle the ivories | 1.4224 | 0.05186 | 161 | 108 | 38 | 15 |
465 | The sign said to use this lift for trunks. | 1.4224 | 0.05260 | 161 | 109 | 36 | 16 |
466 | Trust me—if you get in, we're gonna talk about it. | 1.4224 | 0.05260 | 161 | 109 | 36 | 16 |
467 | It’s even harder to ignore the elephant in the elevator | 1.4224 | 0.05260 | 161 | 109 | 36 | 16 |
468 | The donkey's already up there. | 1.4220 | 0.05060 | 173 | 117 | 39 | 17 |
469 | No, Todd – I don't think there's anything for us to discuss | 1.4217 | 0.05215 | 166 | 113 | 36 | 17 |
470 | Smart money says take the next one. | 1.4216 | 0.04635 | 185 | 121 | 50 | 14 |
471 | I don’t know what you’re talking about. | 1.4214 | 0.04918 | 159 | 108 | 37 | 13 |
472 | If you're coming in, we're gonna have to talk about it | 1.4214 | 0.05078 | 159 | 105 | 41 | 13 |
473 | If I were you, I'd wait for the next one. | 1.4214 | 0.05232 | 159 | 107 | 37 | 15 |
474 | There were mice on the stairs. | 1.4214 | 0.05307 | 159 | 108 | 35 | 16 |
475 | Now it's time for the elephant to be in your room. I'm tired of him | 1.4214 | 0.05307 | 159 | 108 | 35 | 16 |
476 | Of course there’s room for you, I’m the only one here.. | 1.4214 | 0.05232 | 159 | 107 | 37 | 15 |
477 | Any chance you got a shovel I can borrow? | 1.4211 | 0.04825 | 171 | 112 | 46 | 13 |
478 | It’s the best way we’ve found for getting the elephant into the room. | 1.4211 | 0.04531 | 171 | 123 | 30 | 18 |
479 | Because the hot tub is on the roof - duh!!! | 1.4207 | 0.05189 | 164 | 111 | 37 | 16 |
480 | No matter what, this thing's going down. | 1.4207 | 0.04736 | 164 | 105 | 49 | 10 |
481 | As long as you don’t address it, you don’t even know it’s there. | 1.4205 | 0.04996 | 176 | 119 | 40 | 17 |
482 | Sorry, there was a mouse in the stairwell. | 1.4204 | 0.05201 | 157 | 105 | 38 | 14 |
483 | Bob, there is no elephant and I am NOT in denial! | 1.4204 | 0.05279 | 157 | 106 | 36 | 15 |
484 | I'll be back later for the hippo. | 1.4204 | 0.05042 | 157 | 103 | 42 | 12 |
485 | Better grab it, the lions and tigers are next. | 1.4201 | 0.05146 | 169 | 115 | 37 | 17 |
486 | You are right, this place really is a Zoo. | 1.4201 | 0.05007 | 169 | 113 | 41 | 15 |
487 | He got tired of being in the room. | 1.4192 | 0.05190 | 167 | 114 | 36 | 17 |
488 | Got any tall kitchen garbage bags? | 1.4187 | 0.05053 | 160 | 106 | 41 | 13 |
489 | We're close to capacity. How much do you weigh? | 1.4187 | 0.05053 | 160 | 106 | 41 | 13 |
490 | I'm here to drop off the elephant in the room. | 1.4186 | 0.05079 | 172 | 117 | 38 | 17 |
491 | You didn't think he'd take the stairs, did you? | 1.4177 | 0.05175 | 158 | 106 | 38 | 14 |
492 | Sorry,he pressed all the buttons. | 1.4177 | 0.05328 | 158 | 108 | 34 | 16 |
493 | We're here for the mani-pedi special. | 1.4177 | 0.05096 | 158 | 105 | 40 | 13 |
494 | Nobody said a word about her, so I assumed it was OK. | 1.4177 | 0.05252 | 158 | 107 | 36 | 15 |
495 | I don't care which button you pushed, we're going down...fast. | 1.4177 | 0.05017 | 158 | 109 | 34 | 15 |
496 | Don’t worry about the weight limit, she identifies as a Dachshund. | 1.4176 | 0.04583 | 170 | 121 | 32 | 17 |
497 | My wife thinks my Party loyalty is a bit excessive,too! | 1.4162 | 0.05055 | 173 | 118 | 38 | 17 |
498 | This elevator doesn't go up. | 1.4161 | 0.05180 | 161 | 109 | 37 | 15 |
499 | Up? No. The only way we can go is down. | 1.4157 | 0.04921 | 166 | 110 | 43 | 13 |
500 | We're going to the zoo | 1.4156 | 0.04292 | 154 | 103 | 42 | 9 |
501 | What elephant in the room? You mean my new goatee? | 1.4156 | 0.05021 | 154 | 101 | 42 | 11 |
502 | I'm here to put the elephant in the room. | 1.4151 | 0.05522 | 159 | 112 | 28 | 19 |
503 | Sorry, I'd rather not discuss the metaphor in the room. | 1.4151 | 0.04912 | 159 | 104 | 44 | 11 |
504 | Just ignore it; everyone else does. | 1.4149 | 0.04819 | 188 | 128 | 42 | 18 |
505 | My wife told me to surprise her with a gift from the trunk show, | 1.4145 | 0.04935 | 152 | 105 | 32 | 13 |
506 | He's a loaner. My therapy dog's at the vet. | 1.4145 | 0.05151 | 152 | 101 | 39 | 12 |
507 | He followed me home. He says he quit his party and can't go back. | 1.4145 | 0.05635 | 152 | 107 | 27 | 18 |
508 | Gee Dad,he followed me home! Can I keep him? Pleeeeze | 1.4145 | 0.04979 | 152 | 99 | 43 | 10 |
509 | How else do you think he manages to get into “the room”? | 1.4145 | 0.05479 | 152 | 105 | 31 | 16 |
510 | Dude,we gotta talk about the elephant in the room. It just got elevated. | 1.4144 | 0.03992 | 181 | 133 | 32 | 16 |
511 | I found him in the peanut gallery. | 1.4138 | 0.05323 | 145 | 97 | 36 | 12 |
512 | You try telling them there's a maximum capacity | 1.4133 | 0.05367 | 150 | 102 | 34 | 14 |
513 | Don't get in here if you're going to talk about my drinking. | 1.4133 | 0.05450 | 150 | 103 | 32 | 15 |
514 | You don't have a shovel, by chance. | 1.4133 | 0.05691 | 150 | 106 | 26 | 18 |
515 | If the coop board asks he's for emotional support | 1.4133 | 0.05531 | 150 | 104 | 30 | 16 |
516 | Don’t believe the hype, he’s been on here for an hour trying to remember which floor he’s on | 1.4133 | 0.05367 | 150 | 102 | 34 | 14 |
517 | Do you know if returns are on this floor? | 1.4132 | 0.05184 | 167 | 115 | 35 | 17 |
518 | He never forgets what floor I'm on... | 1.4129 | 0.05399 | 155 | 107 | 32 | 16 |
519 | How did you think it ever gets in the room in the first place? | 1.4129 | 0.05079 | 155 | 103 | 40 | 12 |
520 | Get in if you want, but I should warn you: he pushed all the buttons. | 1.4129 | 0.05241 | 155 | 105 | 36 | 14 |
521 | Is this the floor that has a vending machine with peanuts? | 1.4124 | 0.04837 | 177 | 119 | 43 | 15 |
522 | Apparently the circus is in town. | 1.4118 | 0.05039 | 153 | 101 | 41 | 11 |
523 | Yeah...but at least it's not in the room anymore. | 1.4118 | 0.05039 | 153 | 101 | 41 | 11 |
524 | Can we use your bathroom?” | 1.4118 | 0.05039 | 153 | 101 | 41 | 11 |
525 | It's astounding -- he never forgets my floor! | 1.4118 | 0.05207 | 153 | 103 | 37 | 13 |
526 | It’s ok we’re vaccinated | 1.4118 | 0.05370 | 153 | 105 | 33 | 15 |
527 | No. Three's a crowd. | 1.4118 | 0.05039 | 153 | 101 | 41 | 11 |
528 | Actually, I'm the emotional support animal. | 1.4106 | 0.05338 | 151 | 103 | 34 | 14 |
529 | It's a pet friendly hotel. | 1.4106 | 0.05255 | 151 | 102 | 36 | 13 |
530 | She’s a rescue elephant. | 1.4103 | 0.05743 | 156 | 113 | 22 | 21 |
531 | No one seems to want to mention it. | 1.4094 | 0.05304 | 149 | 101 | 35 | 13 |
532 | The stairs were a disaster | 1.4094 | 0.05554 | 149 | 104 | 29 | 16 |
533 | Before you say anything,it wasn’t me. | 1.4094 | 0.05388 | 149 | 102 | 33 | 14 |
534 | Finally got a service animal for my claustrophobia. | 1.4094 | 0.04950 | 149 | 97 | 43 | 9 |
535 | Which room needs an elephant? | 1.4094 | 0.04763 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
536 | Up is not an option. | 1.4094 | 0.05130 | 149 | 99 | 39 | 11 |
537 | ‘ … then I learned why no-one talks about it’ | 1.4094 | 0.04857 | 149 | 100 | 37 | 10 |
538 | Pet sitting gig it said. | 1.4094 | 0.05304 | 149 | 101 | 35 | 13 |
539 | WEIGHT LIMIT REACHED. NO MORE TRUNKS. | 1.4088 | 0.05536 | 137 | 93 | 32 | 12 |
540 | We're headed up to the peanut gallery. | 1.4083 | 0.05134 | 169 | 117 | 35 | 17 |
541 | No, we don't live here. We just like to come here and tell random people that we are their new upstairs neighbors. | 1.4082 | 0.05440 | 147 | 101 | 32 | 14 |
542 | He loves the music. | 1.4082 | 0.05177 | 147 | 98 | 38 | 11 |
543 | The last thing my wife said was, "Something larger than a Saint Bernard." | 1.4082 | 0.04803 | 147 | 94 | 46 | 7 |
544 | Sorry, I just take him up once a month for my therapy session. | 1.4082 | 0.05525 | 147 | 102 | 30 | 15 |
545 | Sure, hop on. The sign says the elevator’s capacity is fifteen occupants. | 1.4076 | 0.04863 | 157 | 103 | 44 | 10 |
546 | I thought it just stayed in the room. | 1.4069 | 0.05315 | 145 | 98 | 35 | 12 |
547 | Well, how else do you think it gets into the room? | 1.4069 | 0.05664 | 145 | 102 | 27 | 16 |
548 | Obviously we are not going to talk about why he’s here! | 1.4069 | 0.05178 | 145 | 99 | 34 | 12 |
549 | Oh, yeah, this elevator is definitely going down. | 1.4065 | 0.03627 | 155 | 111 | 35 | 9 |
550 | He forgot what floor he lives on. | 1.4056 | 0.05635 | 143 | 100 | 28 | 15 |
551 | Watch what happens when we bounce up and down. | 1.4056 | 0.05457 | 143 | 98 | 32 | 13 |
552 | Do you know your building's got elephants? | 1.4056 | 0.04784 | 143 | 96 | 38 | 9 |
553 | You can’t get in, and we can’t talk about why. | 1.4054 | 0.05494 | 148 | 103 | 30 | 15 |
554 | Yeah... This one's going down. | 1.4054 | 0.05410 | 148 | 102 | 32 | 14 |
555 | Big and Tall department? | 1.4054 | 0.05324 | 148 | 101 | 34 | 13 |
556 | Sorry man. You’ll put us over the weight limit. | 1.4052 | 0.04945 | 153 | 101 | 42 | 10 |
557 | We finally talked about the elephant in the room. And he talked back. | 1.4051 | 0.05002 | 158 | 106 | 40 | 12 |
558 | If you don't fit, there is room in the trunk. | 1.4051 | 0.05082 | 158 | 107 | 38 | 13 |
559 | Turns out that posted weight limit is total BS. | 1.4041 | 0.05286 | 146 | 99 | 35 | 12 |
560 | He's my emotional support animal and he's a HUGE help | 1.4041 | 0.05716 | 146 | 104 | 25 | 17 |
561 | Doc thought a memory supplement might help | 1.4041 | 0.05375 | 146 | 100 | 33 | 13 |
562 | Look at that elephant!” Clive remarked, artfully dodging the topic of Kevin’s new goatee | 1.4041 | 0.05548 | 146 | 102 | 29 | 15 |
563 | Snack machine working on this floor? | 1.4041 | 0.05462 | 146 | 101 | 31 | 14 |
564 | Hey, do you have a big plastic bag? I need to walk Bertha again. | 1.4040 | 0.05573 | 151 | 107 | 27 | 17 |
565 | Do you know what floor the trunk show is supposed to be on? | 1.4040 | 0.05247 | 151 | 103 | 35 | 13 |
566 | Actually he is a service elephant not an emotional support elephant so I can take him anywhere. | 1.4038 | 0.05127 | 156 | 106 | 37 | 13 |
567 | The elevator seems to be broken; it will only go down. | 1.4038 | 0.04879 | 156 | 103 | 43 | 10 |
568 | I think down is the only option. | 1.4037 | 0.04857 | 161 | 107 | 43 | 11 |
569 | It turns out there really was an elephant in the room. | 1.4028 | 0.05427 | 144 | 99 | 32 | 13 |
570 | Says maximum capacity is four people. So yes, come in. | 1.4028 | 0.04959 | 144 | 94 | 42 | 8 |
571 | She heard there was a designer trunk sale on the mezzanine level. | 1.4028 | 0.05427 | 144 | 99 | 32 | 13 |
572 | She pushed all the buttons. | 1.4028 | 0.05245 | 144 | 97 | 36 | 11 |
573 | Yes, I’m sure this elevator is going up | 1.4027 | 0.05032 | 149 | 99 | 40 | 10 |
574 | I voted Republican that one time and now he'll never let me forget it. | 1.4027 | 0.05209 | 149 | 101 | 36 | 12 |
575 | Oh, very funny. No, he didn't forget to pack his trunk. | 1.4027 | 0.05296 | 149 | 102 | 34 | 13 |
576 | The co-op board didn't specify pet size. | 1.4026 | 0.05254 | 154 | 106 | 34 | 14 |
577 | What? You haven’t heard of an emotional support elephant? | 1.4024 | 0.05097 | 164 | 113 | 36 | 15 |
578 | He's a bit awkward for a service animal but I never forget anything. | 1.4014 | 0.05199 | 142 | 95 | 37 | 10 |
579 | We might have some room in the trunk. | 1.4014 | 0.05747 | 142 | 101 | 25 | 16 |
580 | There isn't a baggie big enough, I'm telling you. | 1.4014 | 0.05102 | 142 | 94 | 39 | 9 |
581 | We can no longer pretend it's not here. | 1.4014 | 0.05480 | 142 | 98 | 31 | 13 |
582 | No, it’s not going up. It’s going to the right. | 1.4014 | 0.05570 | 142 | 99 | 29 | 14 |
583 | He’s afraid of escalators. | 1.4014 | 0.05659 | 142 | 100 | 27 | 15 |
584 | The 800-pound gorilla is still in the room. | 1.4014 | 0.05747 | 142 | 101 | 25 | 16 |
585 | He had a hard time climbing the stairs | 1.4014 | 0.05102 | 142 | 94 | 39 | 9 |
586 | I told the bellhop I only had one trunk. | 1.4014 | 0.05388 | 142 | 97 | 33 | 12 |
587 | We're going to the roof. He thinks he's Dumbo. | 1.4014 | 0.05570 | 142 | 99 | 29 | 14 |
588 | The escalator’s not in service. | 1.4014 | 0.05388 | 142 | 97 | 33 | 12 |
589 | Man, that co-op board meeting really was a circus. | 1.4014 | 0.05102 | 142 | 94 | 39 | 9 |
590 | It’s right behind me, isn’t it? | 1.4014 | 0.05570 | 142 | 98 | 29 | 14 |
591 | I had a good time but she just felt like everyone ignored her all night... | 1.4014 | 0.05480 | 142 | 98 | 31 | 13 |
592 | Hopefully you’re going down. | 1.4014 | 0.05199 | 142 | 95 | 37 | 10 |
593 | Don't say it. | 1.4014 | 0.05432 | 147 | 102 | 31 | 14 |
594 | And I thought the elephant in the room was awkward. | 1.4014 | 0.05257 | 147 | 100 | 35 | 12 |
595 | There’s lots of space in the trunk. | 1.4014 | 0.05517 | 147 | 103 | 29 | 15 |
596 | The good news is I was able to adopt an animal from the shelter, the bad news is they were all out of cats. | 1.4013 | 0.05464 | 152 | 107 | 29 | 16 |
597 | Long story short: I figured I'm an Amazon Prime member, so how could I pass up the free shipping? | 1.4012 | 0.05308 | 167 | 119 | 29 | 19 |
598 | We're here to talk about that thing we never talk about. | 1.4011 | 0.04758 | 177 | 120 | 43 | 14 |
599 | Stop telling me I'm ignoring the obvious. | 1.4000 | 0.04870 | 150 | 109 | 27 | 13 |
600 | Sure it’s a bit crowed, but I wouldn’t wait for the lions if I were you. | 1.4000 | 0.05185 | 160 | 111 | 34 | 15 |
601 | We're here for the co-op interview. | 1.4000 | 0.05806 | 140 | 100 | 24 | 16 |
602 | Can you catch the next elevator. This one is pachydermed. | 1.4000 | 0.04386 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
603 | Someone finally addressed him, so now he’s looking for a new room. | 1.3987 | 0.05590 | 153 | 110 | 25 | 18 |
604 | Quit calling it fraud. The donkey won! | 1.3986 | 0.05357 | 143 | 98 | 33 | 12 |
605 | Oh, we don't talk about it. | 1.3986 | 0.05170 | 143 | 96 | 37 | 10 |
606 | Let's not make this political. | 1.3986 | 0.05170 | 143 | 96 | 37 | 10 |
607 | You can come in—we’re vaccinated. | 1.3986 | 0.05538 | 143 | 100 | 29 | 14 |
608 | It's easier to pretend he's not there. | 1.3986 | 0.05299 | 138 | 93 | 35 | 10 |
609 | He gets claustrophobic and wondered if you wouldn't mind waiting for the next one. | 1.3986 | 0.05590 | 138 | 96 | 29 | 13 |
610 | Just how did you think the elephant in the room gets to said room? | 1.3986 | 0.05776 | 138 | 98 | 25 | 15 |
611 | She couldn’t help pressing all the buttons. | 1.3986 | 0.04119 | 138 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
612 | We’re all vaccinated | 1.3974 | 0.04472 | 156 | 111 | 31 | 13 |
613 | They need an elephant in a room on the fifth floor. | 1.3974 | 0.05405 | 151 | 106 | 30 | 15 |
614 | And he pressed every button, too | 1.3974 | 0.05322 | 151 | 105 | 32 | 14 |
615 | Before I get off, we need to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3974 | 0.05067 | 151 | 102 | 38 | 11 |
616 | Room for one more what? | 1.3973 | 0.05002 | 146 | 97 | 40 | 9 |
617 | Nope, just down. | 1.3972 | 0.05121 | 141 | 94 | 38 | 9 |
618 | This is Peanut, my emotional support elephant. | 1.3972 | 0.05219 | 141 | 95 | 36 | 10 |
619 | There was a mouse in the apartment. | 1.3972 | 0.05021 | 141 | 93 | 40 | 8 |
620 | Nobody would ever talk about him when he was in the room. | 1.3972 | 0.05409 | 141 | 97 | 32 | 12 |
621 | Well, at least the elephant's no longer in the room.. | 1.3971 | 0.05451 | 136 | 93 | 32 | 11 |
622 | I'd like to say she won't remember that weight comment but the truth is she never forgets. | 1.3971 | 0.05143 | 136 | 90 | 38 | 8 |
623 | What are you talking about? | 1.3971 | 0.05648 | 136 | 95 | 28 | 13 |
624 | I did not expect you would bring this up | 1.3971 | 0.05036 | 136 | 89 | 40 | 7 |
625 | It’s pretty full, but there’s some room in the trunk | 1.3961 | 0.05560 | 154 | 111 | 25 | 18 |
626 | I sure wish my vet had a ground floor office. | 1.3957 | 0.05650 | 139 | 98 | 27 | 14 |
627 | Up? Now that's a good question. | 1.3957 | 0.05557 | 139 | 97 | 29 | 13 |
628 | Would you like your an elephant in the room? I have an extra. | 1.3957 | 0.05832 | 139 | 100 | 23 | 16 |
629 | He got tired of being the elephant in the room. | 1.3957 | 0.05463 | 139 | 96 | 31 | 12 |
630 | It wasn't me, it was the elephant. | 1.3957 | 0.05832 | 139 | 100 | 23 | 16 |
631 | Turns out there IS a family of elephants living above us. | 1.3957 | 0.05557 | 139 | 97 | 29 | 13 |
632 | Number three on his bucket list. Elevator ride | 1.3944 | 0.05561 | 142 | 100 | 28 | 14 |
633 | Can't help you. Not my elephant, not my circus. | 1.3944 | 0.05561 | 142 | 100 | 28 | 14 |
634 | Well I'm sorry if the floors are thin but for your information, we wear socks and we tiptoe about, and I don't like what you're implying. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
635 | I'll explain the problem once I get him back in the room. | 1.3944 | 0.05561 | 142 | 100 | 28 | 14 |
636 | Don't worry, just my emotional support animal | 1.3942 | 0.05708 | 137 | 97 | 26 | 14 |
637 | Oh, look, it's the guy who complained about my bowling alley. | 1.3942 | 0.05802 | 137 | 98 | 24 | 15 |
638 | The couple in 213 ordered an elephant in the room | 1.3942 | 0.05419 | 137 | 94 | 32 | 11 |
639 | Down. What else? | 1.3942 | 0.05319 | 137 | 93 | 34 | 10 |
640 | What can I say? I need a ton of emotional support. | 1.3939 | 0.05064 | 165 | 115 | 35 | 15 |
641 | The new elevator attendant works for peanuts. | 1.3935 | 0.05137 | 155 | 107 | 35 | 13 |
642 | I said I would help get his trunk to the lobby. | 1.3935 | 0.05137 | 155 | 107 | 35 | 13 |
643 | Got any poop bags? | 1.3933 | 0.05508 | 150 | 107 | 27 | 16 |
644 | It's either this or the 800 pound gorilla. | 1.3933 | 0.05426 | 150 | 106 | 29 | 15 |
645 | You can mention it, but wait until we get into the room. | 1.3931 | 0.05387 | 145 | 101 | 31 | 13 |
646 | But you said to hire interns who’d work for peanuts. | 1.3931 | 0.05160 | 145 | 101 | 32 | 12 |
647 | Unlike the room, everyone mentions the elephant in the elevator”. | 1.3929 | 0.05335 | 140 | 96 | 33 | 11 |
648 | No, there's no weight limit. | 1.3929 | 0.05335 | 140 | 96 | 33 | 11 |
649 | Do you mind if I let the elephant in the room? | 1.3929 | 0.06260 | 112 | 79 | 22 | 11 |
650 | He pressed all the buttons again. | 1.3926 | 0.05267 | 135 | 91 | 35 | 9 |
651 | He's sensitive about asking for help. But his unk-tray is too big to press the utton-bay. | 1.3926 | 0.04886 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
652 | This is the basement? I could have sworn I pressed 'up'. | 1.3926 | 0.04411 | 135 | 93 | 35 | 7 |
653 | It's a Circus up there! | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
654 | Wait until you see how I get it on the plane. | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
655 | So I said fine, you keep talking about the elephant in the room, let's just get him out of here. | 1.3926 | 0.05473 | 135 | 93 | 31 | 11 |
656 | The other one has a donkey in it, but neither will take you where you want to go. | 1.3926 | 0.05957 | 135 | 98 | 21 | 16 |
657 | I was the one who finally talked about it, so now I'm the one who has to take it to therapy. | 1.3926 | 0.05672 | 135 | 95 | 27 | 13 |
658 | Lucky for you the giraffe just got out at the last stop. | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
659 | There's room. Just don't squeak. | 1.3926 | 0.05672 | 135 | 95 | 27 | 13 |
660 | Turns out that Sarah already had an elephant in the room. | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
661 | And the funny thing is, his name is Otis. | 1.3926 | 0.05473 | 135 | 93 | 31 | 11 |
662 | The lease just says "No dogs or cats allowed." | 1.3926 | 0.05267 | 135 | 91 | 35 | 9 |
663 | Just me and bunch of Republicans going to hell. | 1.3926 | 0.05957 | 135 | 98 | 21 | 16 |
664 | There’s room, as long as you don’t talk about him. | 1.3924 | 0.04822 | 158 | 106 | 42 | 10 |
665 | Sorry, there’s a weight limit. | 1.3924 | 0.04737 | 158 | 105 | 44 | 9 |
666 | It's a beer and peanuts run. You in? | 1.3922 | 0.05426 | 153 | 109 | 28 | 16 |
667 | What? Is there something on my face? | 1.3916 | 0.05617 | 143 | 102 | 26 | 15 |
668 | Sorry, I’m bringing the elephant to the room. | 1.3916 | 0.04711 | 143 | 103 | 30 | 10 |
669 | My lease allows me one emotional support pet. | 1.3913 | 0.05485 | 138 | 96 | 30 | 12 |
670 | Sorry, the maximum weight capacity is 3 tons. | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
671 | You may want to take the stairs. | 1.3910 | 0.04861 | 156 | 105 | 41 | 10 |
672 | Get in, the tigers are next. | 1.3910 | 0.05631 | 133 | 93 | 28 | 12 |
673 | He wanted to try a new metaphor | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
674 | Nice shirt. | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
675 | Oh him? No he's here for emotional support. | 1.3904 | 0.05177 | 146 | 100 | 35 | 11 |
676 | He says there was a mouse on the escalator. | 1.3901 | 0.05208 | 141 | 96 | 35 | 10 |
677 | Maximum capacity: one man and an elephant. I'm sorry | 1.3897 | 0.05237 | 136 | 92 | 35 | 9 |
678 | They are waiting for him in all the meeting rooms so they can ignore him | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
679 | He’s an emotional support animal for my claustrophobia. | 1.3893 | 0.05372 | 131 | 89 | 33 | 9 |
680 | So now it’s in the elevator. | 1.3893 | 0.05372 | 131 | 89 | 33 | 9 |
681 | We’re going to the gym. The doctor says she’s heavy. | 1.3893 | 0.05262 | 131 | 88 | 35 | 8 |
682 | Hello Bob. You on your way to marriage counseling as well? | 1.3893 | 0.05793 | 131 | 93 | 25 | 13 |
683 | Is that a mouse in your pocket? | 1.3893 | 0.05992 | 131 | 95 | 21 | 15 |
684 | It's going down. Not by choice. | 1.3893 | 0.05372 | 131 | 89 | 33 | 9 |
685 | So now they tell me, "No Pets." | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
686 | We've all been vaccinated. | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
687 | We don’t discuss it either… | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
688 | I thought the idea was that we don’t talk about it. | 1.3889 | 0.05131 | 144 | 98 | 36 | 10 |
689 | Take the next one if you're allergic to peanuts. | 1.3885 | 0.05356 | 139 | 96 | 32 | 11 |
690 | You can slide in but pretty sure we're only going down. | 1.3885 | 0.05258 | 139 | 95 | 34 | 10 |
691 | Let's agree not to talk about it. | 1.3882 | 0.04855 | 152 | 102 | 41 | 9 |
692 | Yes, the building allows pets. | 1.3881 | 0.05597 | 134 | 94 | 28 | 12 |
693 | Don’t worry…we’ve all been vaccinated. | 1.3876 | 0.05856 | 129 | 92 | 24 | 13 |
694 | There were mice in the stairwell. | 1.3876 | 0.05751 | 129 | 91 | 26 | 12 |
695 | There is room but she pressed every button | 1.3876 | 0.05751 | 129 | 91 | 26 | 12 |
696 | Can you believe he’s just a puppy? | 1.3876 | 0.04836 | 129 | 83 | 42 | 4 |
697 | Don't mention the mouse. | 1.3875 | 0.05093 | 160 | 112 | 34 | 14 |
698 | I keep pressing 'up', but it just won't move! And I'm afraid to press down. | 1.3869 | 0.05792 | 137 | 99 | 23 | 15 |
699 | Sorry, we’re going up…hopefully. | 1.3869 | 0.04832 | 137 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
700 | This elevator is going down. | 1.3869 | 0.04240 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
701 | Let's get to the room before we talk about it. | 1.3869 | 0.05206 | 137 | 93 | 35 | 9 |
702 | I might have room for you in the trunk. | 1.3867 | 0.05417 | 150 | 107 | 28 | 15 |
703 | We’re finally getting rid of the elephant in the room. | 1.3862 | 0.05287 | 145 | 101 | 32 | 12 |
704 | You should probably take the stairs. | 1.3862 | 0.04813 | 145 | 96 | 42 | 7 |
705 | At least it’s not in the room anymore. | 1.3858 | 0.05249 | 127 | 85 | 35 | 7 |
706 | There's plenty of room since the 800 lb gorilla got off on the roof. | 1.3858 | 0.05595 | 127 | 88 | 29 | 10 |
707 | He forgot which floor he wanted. | 1.3858 | 0.05595 | 127 | 88 | 29 | 10 |
708 | Everyone talks about the elephant in the room. But no one talks about the elephant in the elevator. | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
709 | I know you pressed "up" but I assure this elevator is going down | 1.3853 | 0.05960 | 109 | 75 | 26 | 8 |
710 | He broke the escalator. | 1.3852 | 0.05041 | 135 | 90 | 38 | 7 |
711 | Going down, as you may surmise | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
712 | Oh, this is nothing. You should see the one we have in the US Supreme Court! | 1.3846 | 0.05920 | 130 | 94 | 22 | 14 |
713 | What, never been on an elephator? | 1.3846 | 0.06118 | 130 | 96 | 18 | 16 |
714 | I figured out why the elevator keeps breaking. | 1.3846 | 0.05393 | 130 | 89 | 32 | 9 |
715 | Well, he is no longer in the room. | 1.3846 | 0.05502 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
716 | This hotel is a circus right now. | 1.3846 | 0.05609 | 130 | 91 | 28 | 11 |
717 | She hates the stairs. | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
718 | Would you mind taking the next one? | 1.3846 | 0.05609 | 130 | 91 | 28 | 11 |
719 | The capacity limit says 4 persons so I think we’re okay. | 1.3841 | 0.04590 | 151 | 99 | 46 | 6 |
720 | He's been vaccinated, so it's fine. | 1.3841 | 0.05569 | 138 | 98 | 27 | 13 |
721 | Okay I got it out of the room,can we talk about it now? | 1.3841 | 0.05664 | 138 | 99 | 25 | 14 |
722 | He followed me home. Can I keep him? | 1.3836 | 0.04885 | 146 | 98 | 40 | 8 |
723 | I'm not even sure how he got in here let alone how he plans to get out. | 1.3836 | 0.03979 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
724 | This elevator can only go down. | 1.3835 | 0.05198 | 133 | 90 | 35 | 8 |
725 | Oddly enough, he forgot his floor number | 1.3835 | 0.05413 | 133 | 92 | 31 | 10 |
726 | We need to elevate the conversation about the elephant in the room. | 1.3831 | 0.05063 | 154 | 107 | 35 | 12 |
727 | Sorry, bro, but this elevator only goes down. | 1.3828 | 0.05448 | 128 | 88 | 31 | 9 |
728 | Sorry, he’s needed urgently for a metaphor in the upstairs room. | 1.3828 | 0.05986 | 128 | 93 | 21 | 14 |
729 | You'll probably want to wait for the next one. | 1.3828 | 0.05334 | 128 | 87 | 33 | 8 |
730 | We would take the freight elevator but he’s extra sensitive about his weight. | 1.3828 | 0.05559 | 128 | 89 | 29 | 10 |
731 | The landlord told me the apartment was pet-friendly.” | 1.3828 | 0.04975 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
732 | Don't bother with the rooftop bar, it's a circus up there. | 1.3826 | 0.05602 | 149 | 108 | 23 | 17 |
733 | Sorry. He’s having a lot of trouble pushing the button to his floor. | 1.3824 | 0.05225 | 136 | 93 | 34 | 9 |
734 | Sorry this lift is temporarily being used as a Dumbo-waiter. | 1.3817 | 0.05574 | 131 | 92 | 28 | 11 |
735 | Try to ignore him in here." | 1.3813 | 0.05441 | 139 | 98 | 29 | 12 |
736 | The stairs were full of clowns. | 1.3810 | 0.05387 | 126 | 91 | 24 | 11 |
737 | Tubby's not mine. I walk pachyderms to help pay for grad school. | 1.3810 | 0.05730 | 126 | 89 | 26 | 11 |
738 | What floor do they need the elephant in the room? | 1.3810 | 0.06053 | 126 | 92 | 20 | 14 |
739 | Shared custody with my ex it’s a long story. | 1.3810 | 0.05618 | 126 | 88 | 28 | 10 |
740 | Technically since he’s not in A room we don’t have to talk about him | 1.3806 | 0.05167 | 134 | 91 | 35 | 8 |
741 | We’ll, at least he’s no longer in the room. | 1.3806 | 0.05167 | 134 | 91 | 35 | 8 |
742 | He wants us to call it an ‘elephator.’ | 1.3806 | 0.05685 | 134 | 96 | 25 | 13 |
743 | Sorry, we've met the weight limit of this elevator. | 1.3803 | 0.04869 | 142 | 95 | 40 | 7 |
744 | He never forgets what floor we’re on. | 1.3803 | 0.04970 | 142 | 96 | 38 | 8 |
745 | She never forgets my floor. | 1.3803 | 0.04765 | 142 | 94 | 42 | 6 |
746 | Don't worry. He's only the elephant in this room; not in yours. | 1.3798 | 0.05413 | 129 | 89 | 31 | 9 |
747 | Wait, your service animal is a dog? Weird. | 1.3798 | 0.05739 | 129 | 92 | 25 | 12 |
748 | A room is one thing, but you just can’t avoid addressing the elephants in the elevator | 1.3798 | 0.05524 | 129 | 90 | 29 | 10 |
749 | Yes I know there’s an elephant in the room | 1.3796 | 0.05495 | 137 | 97 | 28 | 12 |
750 | Well, how did you think the elephant gets into the room? | 1.3796 | 0.05592 | 137 | 98 | 26 | 13 |
751 | He's relly very gentle, unless you try to associate him with politics. | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
752 | You’ve heard of the elephant in the room? We’ll this is how he gets there. | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
753 | Because the giraffe would not fit. | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
754 | Yah, we have to be careful; the landlord doesn't allow pets. | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
755 | Everyone was ignoring her so she’s leaving | 1.3790 | 0.05793 | 124 | 88 | 25 | 11 |
756 | ‘Skeletons in the Closet’ is two floors up. | 1.3790 | 0.05793 | 124 | 88 | 25 | 11 |
757 | „I know what you are going to say, but technically an elevator is not a room.“ | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
758 | Unless you weigh 42 lbs you're taking the stairs. | 1.3788 | 0.05539 | 132 | 93 | 28 | 11 |
759 | Apparently the answer is one. | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
760 | He never forgets which floor. | 1.3786 | 0.05313 | 140 | 98 | 31 | 11 |
761 | …and no one even wants to talk about it! | 1.3780 | 0.04760 | 164 | 113 | 40 | 11 |
762 | Did you bring a poop bag? | 1.3780 | 0.05235 | 127 | 86 | 34 | 7 |
763 | Let’s order Room Service. No pets in the restaurant, they said. | 1.3780 | 0.05582 | 127 | 89 | 28 | 10 |
764 | Turns out the elephant in the room was an elephant. | 1.3780 | 0.05693 | 127 | 90 | 26 | 11 |
765 | You can also order online…bronxzoo.com/gift shop | 1.3780 | 0.05469 | 127 | 93 | 22 | 12 |
766 | It goes down a lot faster than it goes up. | 1.3778 | 0.05348 | 135 | 94 | 31 | 10 |
767 | No, I was referring to the metaphorical one. | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
768 | Did someone order an elephant in the room? | 1.3776 | 0.05326 | 143 | 101 | 30 | 12 |
769 | Watch me pull an elephant out of an elevator. | 1.3776 | 0.04943 | 143 | 97 | 38 | 8 |
770 | I’m removing the elephant in the room. | 1.3775 | 0.05294 | 151 | 108 | 29 | 14 |
771 | His name is Otis. | 1.3770 | 0.05972 | 122 | 88 | 22 | 12 |
772 | He’s a rescue from the circus. | 1.3770 | 0.05741 | 122 | 86 | 26 | 10 |
773 | I suggested he take the stairs, but I was then accused of fat-shaming. | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
774 | Unless you’re under 7 pounds we’ve reached weight capacity. | 1.3770 | 0.05438 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
775 | Sorry, we’re going up. Have been for hours, in fact. | 1.3770 | 0.05500 | 122 | 84 | 30 | 8 |
776 | ...There's an elephant behind me, isn't there? | 1.3770 | 0.05858 | 122 | 87 | 24 | 11 |
777 | I’m your new neighbor, Joe Manchin. | 1.3770 | 0.05858 | 122 | 87 | 24 | 11 |
778 | How did I get him in here? With peanuts. | 1.3769 | 0.05267 | 130 | 89 | 33 | 8 |
779 | I just couldn’t resist him at the pet store; he was the only elephant in the room. | 1.3769 | 0.05908 | 130 | 95 | 21 | 14 |
780 | My service dog is on holiday. | 1.3769 | 0.05267 | 130 | 89 | 33 | 8 |
781 | He just likes pressing the buttons. | 1.3768 | 0.04388 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
782 | Going up? I don't think so. | 1.3768 | 0.05364 | 138 | 97 | 30 | 11 |
783 | Yes, it’s a problem but we choose to ignore it. | 1.3768 | 0.05265 | 138 | 96 | 32 | 10 |
784 | “If you weigh 26 pounds or less, hop aboard.” | 1.3767 | 0.05424 | 146 | 105 | 27 | 14 |
785 | You said you like elephants on Match.com! | 1.3762 | 0.06426 | 101 | 72 | 20 | 9 |
786 | Sorry, we're already 11,000 pounds over max capacity. | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
787 | He works for peanuts | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
788 | Of course,you can come. It's only the two of us. | 1.3760 | 0.05408 | 125 | 86 | 31 | 8 |
789 | His name is Otis, and he belongs here. | 1.3760 | 0.05866 | 125 | 90 | 23 | 12 |
790 | Apparently if you don't address it, it follows you around. | 1.3760 | 0.05526 | 125 | 87 | 29 | 9 |
791 | You're right Nobody ever talks about the elephant in the elevator. | 1.3759 | 0.05505 | 133 | 94 | 28 | 11 |
792 | Trust me, it's going down. | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
793 | Sorry. Like every four year-old, he likes to push the buttons for every floor all at once. | 1.3759 | 0.05807 | 133 | 97 | 22 | 14 |
794 | He didn't want to be the elephant in that room. | 1.3759 | 0.05562 | 141 | 102 | 25 | 14 |
795 | Might want to wait for the next one - the big guy got a little button happy. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
796 | I know it's like out of a new yorker caption contest isn't it? | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
797 | Ironically, she's forgotten which floor she lives on. | 1.3750 | 0.05827 | 104 | 71 | 27 | 6 |
798 | We’re going up to the trunk show on seven. | 1.3750 | 0.05387 | 144 | 103 | 28 | 13 |
799 | HR says they work for peanuts, but the overhead is killing us. | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 128 | 87 | 34 | 7 |
800 | Now do you see it? | 1.3750 | 0.05683 | 120 | 84 | 27 | 9 |
801 | Sorry,heading to the trunk room | 1.3750 | 0.03137 | 128 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
802 | If this was in color, he's be pink and I'd be drunk. | 1.3750 | 0.05683 | 120 | 84 | 27 | 9 |
803 | How did Noah do it?! | 1.3750 | 0.05083 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
804 | He said he forgot something. | 1.3741 | 0.05127 | 147 | 103 | 33 | 11 |
805 | This is nothing! In my previous ride I was with the 800-pound gorilla! | 1.3740 | 0.04312 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
806 | Oh, sure, they’re cute when they’re little and you’re working remotely, but the shelter doesn't really warn you about the long-term repercussions." | 1.3740 | 0.05666 | 131 | 94 | 25 | 12 |
807 | Sorry Man, I’ll send it back up, I just have to unload the trunk | 1.3740 | 0.05932 | 123 | 89 | 22 | 12 |
808 | I think we can squeeze you in. | 1.3740 | 0.05085 | 123 | 82 | 36 | 5 |
809 | Ignore him. | 1.3739 | 0.06354 | 115 | 85 | 17 | 13 |
810 | Sorry, Beatniks and elephants only. | 1.3731 | 0.05419 | 134 | 97 | 25 | 12 |
811 | There's room, but it's in the back. | 1.3731 | 0.05573 | 134 | 96 | 26 | 12 |
812 | Can you keep a secret | 1.3730 | 0.05826 | 126 | 91 | 23 | 12 |
813 | He's too lazy to take the stairs. | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
814 | He promised not to push all the buttons this time. | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
815 | It's worse when his girlfriend sleeps over. | 1.3730 | 0.05604 | 126 | 89 | 27 | 10 |
816 | That meeting was a circus. | 1.3729 | 0.06230 | 118 | 87 | 18 | 13 |
817 | Don't tell the coop board. | 1.3729 | 0.05619 | 118 | 82 | 28 | 8 |
818 | Don't give me anymore crap about the elephant in the room. | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
819 | No, it's ok. You can talk about him. | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
820 | You want the elevator down the hall, this is the Dumbo waiter! | 1.3729 | 0.05619 | 118 | 82 | 28 | 8 |
821 | he was here when I got on | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
822 | He's taking a break from being the elephant in the room. | 1.3729 | 0.05422 | 118 | 85 | 24 | 9 |
823 | He loves his walkie. | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
824 | So what did you think was making the noise, exactly? | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
825 | Don't worry. There's plenty of room in the trunk." | 1.3729 | 0.05993 | 118 | 85 | 22 | 11 |
826 | I’m taking the elephant to a different room. | 1.3729 | 0.06113 | 118 | 86 | 20 | 12 |
827 | It’s a bit stuffy in here but it doesn’t smell as bad as the Democrat’s elevator. | 1.3727 | 0.06175 | 110 | 79 | 21 | 10 |
828 | I'm pretty sure we're going down | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
829 | Bushwick was cool, but I found I missed Dumbo. | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
830 | My memory is hazy so I got a support animal that doesn't forget things | 1.3723 | 0.05384 | 137 | 97 | 29 | 11 |
831 | How do you think the elephant gets to the room? | 1.3721 | 0.05726 | 129 | 93 | 24 | 12 |
832 | I finally got that 500 pound gorilla off my back. | 1.3721 | 0.05170 | 129 | 88 | 34 | 7 |
833 | You wouldn't happen to have a pooper scooper, would you? | 1.3721 | 0.05619 | 129 | 92 | 26 | 11 |
834 | Sorry. The meeting down on four is straying way off-topic, and they need him in the room. | 1.3721 | 0.05934 | 129 | 95 | 20 | 14 |
835 | We can’t remember on which level we parked | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
836 | If you want to talk about it, we're going up. | 1.3719 | 0.05331 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 8 |
837 | It’s okay. He’s my service animal. | 1.3719 | 0.05884 | 121 | 87 | 23 | 11 |
838 | We're going down - and fast, too. | 1.3717 | 0.05787 | 113 | 79 | 26 | 8 |
839 | It wasn't me. | 1.3710 | 0.05664 | 124 | 88 | 26 | 10 |
840 | 3B needs an elephant in the room. | 1.3710 | 0.05547 | 124 | 87 | 28 | 9 |
841 | I'm just trying to get the elephant into another room. | 1.3710 | 0.05547 | 124 | 87 | 28 | 9 |
842 | It was unsettling at first. But I knew that, sooner or later, I'd have to acknowledge him. | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
843 | I am NOT speaking metaphorically. | 1.3706 | 0.05497 | 143 | 104 | 25 | 14 |
844 | Delivering your new service animal. | 1.3704 | 0.05230 | 135 | 94 | 32 | 9 |
845 | Get in now before the giraffe gets here. | 1.3701 | 0.05679 | 127 | 91 | 25 | 11 |
846 | Pandemic's over, and he REALLY wanted to get out of the room. | 1.3701 | 0.05339 | 127 | 88 | 31 | 8 |
847 | It’s a conservative event. No rhinos here. | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
848 | He felt ignored in the room. | 1.3697 | 0.05451 | 119 | 82 | 30 | 7 |
849 | Yes, there’s an elephant. But no room. | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
850 | Nope. Haven't seen him. | 1.3697 | 0.05451 | 119 | 82 | 30 | 7 |
851 | Can we at least wait until he's in the room before we start talking about him? | 1.3697 | 0.05830 | 119 | 85 | 24 | 10 |
852 | I can never remember my floor, so I take him with me. | 1.3692 | 0.05475 | 130 | 92 | 28 | 10 |
853 | He left the room! | 1.3689 | 0.05359 | 122 | 84 | 31 | 7 |
854 | Sorry, no RINOs. | 1.3689 | 0.05359 | 122 | 84 | 31 | 7 |
855 | You can wait for the next one if you want, but remember this is the day the whale moves into 501. | 1.3688 | 0.05024 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
856 | Can u believe it, he forgot what floor he’s on” | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 98 | 22 | 13 |
857 | Oddly enough, he doesn't mind when people talk about him. | 1.3680 | 0.05148 | 125 | 85 | 34 | 6 |
858 | I never come without him. He always remembers the floor. | 1.3680 | 0.05392 | 125 | 87 | 30 | 8 |
859 | Believe it or not,this was easier than the stairs. | 1.3680 | 0.05627 | 125 | 89 | 26 | 10 |
860 | I think the real question we need to address is why we aren’t wearing masks in this small, poorly ventilated, indoor elevator space. | 1.3676 | 0.05504 | 136 | 98 | 26 | 12 |
861 | I switched parties. | 1.3676 | 0.05602 | 136 | 99 | 24 | 13 |
862 | Jeff… We need to talk. | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
863 | Act casual. He doesn’t think we can see him. | 1.3675 | 0.05235 | 117 | 79 | 33 | 5 |
864 | The giraffe took the stairs. | 1.3675 | 0.05897 | 117 | 83 | 23 | 10 |
865 | I hope you are planning on going down. | 1.3675 | 0.05509 | 117 | 81 | 29 | 7 |
866 | They keep forgetting what floor they want. | 1.3675 | 0.06021 | 117 | 85 | 21 | 11 |
867 | Our workplace is becoming a circus. | 1.3675 | 0.05771 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 9 |
868 | No man, we're goin' down. For sure. | 1.3672 | 0.05419 | 128 | 90 | 29 | 9 |
869 | We’re the new diversity hires. | 1.3672 | 0.05750 | 128 | 93 | 23 | 12 |
870 | What can I say...she was really small when we got her. | 1.3672 | 0.05532 | 128 | 91 | 27 | 10 |
871 | I would wait for the next elevator. We are already pachydermed. | 1.3669 | 0.05512 | 139 | 101 | 25 | 13 |
872 | Just don't mention the elephant in the room | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
873 | Why do you ask? | 1.3667 | 0.05415 | 120 | 83 | 30 | 7 |
874 | You can get on only if you promise not to talk politics. | 1.3664 | 0.05332 | 131 | 92 | 30 | 9 |
875 | This is my patient, Herb. He identifies as an elephant so let’s just go along with the ruse, okay? | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
876 | He’s finally housebroken. | 1.3664 | 0.05755 | 131 | 96 | 22 | 13 |
877 | We could pretend she’s not here, or you could wait for the next one. Your call. | 1.3659 | 0.05687 | 123 | 88 | 25 | 10 |
878 | He likes to get out of the room once in awhile. | 1.3659 | 0.05324 | 123 | 85 | 31 | 7 |
879 | He was too big for the room. | 1.3659 | 0.05917 | 123 | 90 | 21 | 12 |
880 | Who you calling Dumbo? | 1.3659 | 0.05197 | 123 | 84 | 33 | 6 |
881 | Pretty sure we’re going down. | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
882 | Don’t mind him, he doesn’t talk politics. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
883 | Whatever you do, don’t refer to it as an ‘ivory tower’ when we get to the top. | 1.3657 | 0.05949 | 134 | 101 | 17 | 16 |
884 | Of course you can squeeze in -- I can't think of a reason why not! | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
885 | Are you the one who ordered the elephant in the room? | 1.3652 | 0.05966 | 115 | 83 | 22 | 10 |
886 | The ivory tower rooftop is very exclusive | 1.3652 | 0.05569 | 115 | 80 | 28 | 7 |
887 | The pink ones are out of stock | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
888 | I know what you are thinking but he was here when I got on... | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
889 | You might want the clown car. | 1.3651 | 0.05475 | 126 | 89 | 28 | 9 |
890 | It's "Bring your human to work day" at the zoo. | 1.3645 | 0.06142 | 107 | 77 | 21 | 9 |
891 | Sorry, dude, this elevator is full.... full of the hopes and dreams of Americans all over this fine country of ours. Plus, there's an elephant in here. | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
892 | Sorry. That mohair sweater would make him sneeze. | 1.3644 | 0.05471 | 118 | 82 | 29 | 7 |
893 | Sorry, it’s pached in here. | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
894 | Don't ask me. I'm not supposed to talk about it. | 1.3643 | 0.05496 | 129 | 92 | 27 | 10 |
895 | Trying to ditch him but he says he won’t go until after the midterms. | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
896 | Yeah it’s one of those pandemic pets. | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
897 | Our therapist said my wife and I need to acknowledge the elephant in the room to resolve our problems, so now it's my turn to walk him. | 1.3636 | 0.05574 | 143 | 106 | 22 | 15 |
898 | If we ever get him out of here, I'm naming him "Otis" ! | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
899 | We’re going to grab an avocado toast and 300 pounds of hay. | 1.3630 | 0.05424 | 135 | 97 | 27 | 11 |
900 | Originally we called him Tiny, but one day we suddenly realized he wasn't. | 1.3629 | 0.05876 | 124 | 91 | 21 | 12 |
901 | We've got the whole herd upstairs. You'd be better off taking the stairs. | 1.3629 | 0.05412 | 124 | 87 | 29 | 8 |
902 | I didn't think it would grow that fast. | 1.3628 | 0.05038 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
903 | They’re auditioning for “Stomp”. | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
904 | He's an elephant of color but also a white elephant, if you get my clever play on words. | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
905 | I'm afraid this one only goes down. | 1.3622 | 0.05439 | 127 | 90 | 28 | 9 |
906 | C'mon in. There's room in the trunk. | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
907 | They forgot their floor. | 1.3621 | 0.05530 | 116 | 85 | 20 | 10 |
908 | Keep walking. This is an elephator. | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
909 | Is this the floor for the trunk sale? | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
910 | We’re looking for the rooms they’re supposed to be in | 1.3621 | 0.05393 | 116 | 80 | 30 | 6 |
911 | He said I'm the reason the elevator doors won't close. | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
912 | I mean…my therapist thinks I’m still not being honest with myself , but I disagree. | 1.3621 | 0.05393 | 116 | 80 | 30 | 6 |
913 | The minute someone in the room talked about him it seemed pointless to stay. | 1.3617 | 0.05257 | 141 | 101 | 29 | 11 |
914 | Well, we're definitely not going up... | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
915 | For the moment, "down" is the only option | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
916 | Sorry, there's an elephant with no room | 1.3613 | 0.05752 | 119 | 88 | 20 | 11 |
917 | Just stay home, man. It's a zoo out there. | 1.3613 | 0.05301 | 119 | 82 | 31 | 6 |
918 | Gentrification has priced her out of the Bronx zoo. | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
919 | I don't want to talk about it. | 1.3609 | 0.05478 | 133 | 96 | 26 | 11 |
920 | He said he's leaving because he doesn't want to be talked about. | 1.3607 | 0.05710 | 122 | 88 | 24 | 10 |
921 | The sign says it can fit fourteen more people. | 1.3607 | 0.06056 | 122 | 91 | 18 | 13 |
922 | I think I forgot the pooper scooper bag. | 1.3607 | 0.05710 | 122 | 88 | 24 | 10 |
923 | I believe we will be going down, fast. | 1.3604 | 0.05474 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
924 | Sorry, this elevator is going down. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
925 | Don’t address the elephant in the room, he’s very shy | 1.3604 | 0.05548 | 111 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
926 | Is this the floor for the Supreme Court chambers? | 1.3604 | 0.05836 | 111 | 79 | 24 | 8 |
927 | I'd forgotten the drunken invitation I'd made at that bar in Nairobi, but they hadn't, of course. | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
928 | This is easier than the giraffe was. | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
929 | You know how I mentioned we needed to talk about the elephant in the room…well, this is the room. | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
930 | He was asked to leave the room. | 1.3600 | 0.05836 | 125 | 92 | 21 | 12 |
931 | I think it's time for the condo association to discuss the elephant in the elevator. | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 80 | 27 | 7 |
932 | She/they. | 1.3596 | 0.05231 | 114 | 80 | 28 | 6 |
933 | I know what it looks like | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
934 | Kevin, Babar. Babar, Kevin. | 1.3595 | 0.04829 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
935 | The tenant meeting's a real zoo today. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
936 | I'd wait for the next elevator if you have a peanut allergy. | 1.3594 | 0.05627 | 128 | 93 | 24 | 11 |
937 | Ok. For your sake, I'm going to go ahead and address it. | 1.3594 | 0.04801 | 128 | 86 | 38 | 4 |
938 | I mean, it's like nobody is willing to talk about Ellie when she's in the room, only when she's out of it" | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
939 | I think we’ve reached the weight limit. | 1.3592 | 0.04724 | 142 | 97 | 39 | 6 |
940 | Four or five times a day. Why do you ask? | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
941 | It's okay, we're under the people limit. | 1.3590 | 0.05753 | 117 | 84 | 24 | 9 |
942 | He does not consider himself "freight". | 1.3588 | 0.06040 | 131 | 100 | 15 | 16 |
943 | My wife wanted to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3588 | 0.05317 | 131 | 93 | 29 | 9 |
944 | It wants to see my room. | 1.3586 | 0.04609 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
945 | This new operator never forgets my floor and he works for peanuts. | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
946 | Don't worry, he's a "Never Trump" Republican. | 1.3583 | 0.05397 | 120 | 84 | 29 | 7 |
947 | Depends. How much do you weigh? | 1.3582 | 0.05392 | 134 | 99 | 23 | 12 |
948 | He never forgets where I parked my car. | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
949 | Plenty of room if you’re comfortable not mentioning the elephant | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
950 | I give up. When is a fart attack worse than a heart attack? | 1.3578 | 0.06322 | 109 | 81 | 17 | 11 |
951 | Five tons. Why do you ask? | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
952 | It’s fast going down, but slow going up. Nobody knows why. | 1.3578 | 0.06186 | 109 | 80 | 19 | 10 |
953 | Oh, service elevator! I thought you said circus elevator. | 1.3578 | 0.06322 | 109 | 81 | 17 | 11 |
954 | Let's not talk about this. | 1.3578 | 0.06047 | 109 | 79 | 21 | 9 |
955 | It's a tight squeeze, but there's room in the trunk. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
956 | The building lifted the weight limit for pets. | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
957 | He's my emotional support elephant. | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
958 | Before we go, is there anything you’d like to address? | 1.3578 | 0.06047 | 109 | 79 | 21 | 9 |
959 | It only said, 'No dogs or cats.' | 1.3577 | 0.05431 | 123 | 87 | 28 | 8 |
960 | We’ve been trying to go up for half an hour. | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
961 | He jumps on the couch when I leave him at home | 1.3577 | 0.05901 | 123 | 91 | 20 | 12 |
962 | sorry - there's not even any more trunk space | 1.3577 | 0.05180 | 123 | 85 | 32 | 6 |
963 | This building has turned into a real jungle, Brad. | 1.3577 | 0.05457 | 137 | 100 | 25 | 12 |
964 | You'll have to get in the trunk. | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
965 | Since you don't want to address the elephant in the room, how about the one in the elevator? | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
966 | The Democrats took the stairs! | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
967 | No matter what button you press, the elevator is going down | 1.3571 | 0.05360 | 112 | 77 | 30 | 5 |
968 | We don't talk about the elephant in the elevator. | 1.3571 | 0.05508 | 112 | 78 | 28 | 6 |
969 | Why don't you tell me why you really want to wait for the next elevator. | 1.3571 | 0.06195 | 112 | 83 | 18 | 11 |
970 | we should probably address the elephant in the elevator | 1.3571 | 0.05341 | 126 | 89 | 29 | 8 |
971 | I'm sorry but I've moved as far to the right as I can. | 1.3565 | 0.05818 | 115 | 83 | 23 | 9 |
972 | I have a rising sense of the unmentionable. | 1.3565 | 0.05818 | 115 | 83 | 23 | 9 |
973 | Thank me: I’m taking the elephant out of the room. Problem solved. | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
974 | He was in a room. But felt ignored. | 1.3561 | 0.05704 | 132 | 98 | 21 | 13 |
975 | I think I'm coming down with something. | 1.3559 | 0.05386 | 118 | 85 | 25 | 8 |
976 | The sign says capacity is 3 tons but I thought it was rude to ask | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
977 | Sorry, but we're already at the weight limit. | 1.3556 | 0.05094 | 135 | 95 | 32 | 8 |
978 | This is much worse than an elephant in the room. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
979 | No, man. Right now this is definitely a down elevator. | 1.3554 | 0.05733 | 121 | 88 | 23 | 10 |
980 | Yes, it is hard to find qualified help, but he works for peanuts! | 1.3554 | 0.04674 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
981 | After I lost my second pet I said: never again. | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
982 | Can you get the next one? She worries about social distancing. | 1.3554 | 0.05230 | 121 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
983 | As long as we make small talk it'll be like he's not even here. | 1.3554 | 0.05360 | 121 | 85 | 29 | 7 |
984 | I get herd immunity wherever I go. | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
985 | Nobody wants her in their room. | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
986 | Is there some obvious but sensitive topic you're not mentioning? | 1.3551 | 0.05902 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
987 | Wish us luck, we are just about to test the weight limit | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
988 | "Check your lease. He's available to any tenant with a room," | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
989 | the landlord was clear,"no dogs." | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
990 | It's down only, remember. | 1.3551 | 0.05353 | 107 | 73 | 30 | 4 |
991 | The elephant is now in the room | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
992 | So what if I wear white in October? | 1.3551 | 0.06403 | 107 | 80 | 16 | 11 |
993 | Come in if you want to. Just don’t talk about it. | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
994 | he's a service elephant | 1.3551 | 0.05516 | 107 | 74 | 28 | 5 |
995 | it's allowed, it's a support elephant | 1.3546 | 0.05243 | 141 | 102 | 28 | 11 |
996 | Nobody in the meeting brought up the elephant in the room but me,so they kicked us both out. | 1.3545 | 0.05716 | 110 | 78 | 25 | 7 |
997 | I‘m her emotional support guy. | 1.3545 | 0.05716 | 110 | 78 | 25 | 7 |
998 | Now can I bring it up? | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
999 | LGBTQIAE, Party tenth floor. | 1.3545 | 0.05716 | 110 | 78 | 25 | 7 |
1000 | Well, I was reading Babar to the kids, and.... | 1.3545 | 0.05716 | 110 | 78 | 25 | 7 |
1001 | Turns out, the weight limits in these things are more of a suggestion. | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
1002 | Is that what you’re wearing tonight? | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
1003 | Turns out, some Amazon Prime Day deals should not be made after a large glass of wine. | 1.3540 | 0.05468 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
1004 | Hey, Chuck, how’s it goin? | 1.3540 | 0.06275 | 113 | 85 | 16 | 12 |
1005 | Sorry! Gotta deliver these to an awkward conversation on the fifth floor. | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
1006 | I would get the next one. Someone has farted in this one. | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
1007 | Yeah, I know - but he thinks there are lions on the stairs. | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
1008 | At least it's no longer in the room . . . | 1.3534 | 0.05776 | 116 | 84 | 23 | 9 |
1009 | I just don't feel like talking about it right now, do you mind taking the next one? | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
1010 | Come on in! The occupancy maximum is in number of people, not pounds. | 1.3534 | 0.05373 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
1011 | Meet the new elevator operator Jimbo, he’s part of the condo board’s new cost-cutting plan… they say he works for peanuts. | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
1012 | He always remembers my floor! | 1.3534 | 0.05776 | 116 | 84 | 23 | 9 |
1013 | There’s also a starling on the stairs and an escolar on the escalator. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
1014 | Service animals, thanks. They help with my memory and other needs. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
1015 | At least I got him out of the room… | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
1016 | Did you bring your trunks? | 1.3529 | 0.05918 | 119 | 88 | 20 | 11 |
1017 | Which floor is luggage? My friend needs a new trunk. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1018 | I think it’s time to talk about the elephant in the . . . Elevator. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1019 | In what room are the January 6 hearings being held? | 1.3521 | 0.05260 | 142 | 106 | 23 | 13 |
1020 | He’s my memory support elephant, I think. | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
1021 | Can you call the Super? It's a circus up on my floor. | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
1022 | It is safe, man! Occupancy is 9 and there are only two of us. | 1.3520 | 0.05112 | 125 | 87 | 32 | 6 |
1023 | Sure. We can talk about it on the way down. | 1.3519 | 0.03434 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1024 | You're safe to get on as long as you have no peanuts in your pocket. | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1025 | No, this is not the elephant in the room. This is the elephant in the elevator. | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1026 | The pool no longer has any water. | 1.3519 | 0.06074 | 108 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
1027 | Sorry dude, this elevator only goes down, and very fast. | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1028 | This place is a zoo. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1029 | The rhino decided to take the stairs. | 1.3516 | 0.05826 | 128 | 96 | 19 | 13 |
1030 | Hmm, no I don’t know the weight limit on this elevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! | 1.3514 | 0.06091 | 111 | 82 | 19 | 10 |
1031 | Hope you're going down. | 1.3514 | 0.05377 | 111 | 77 | 29 | 5 |
1032 | Totally chill. She's my service elephant. | 1.3514 | 0.06091 | 111 | 82 | 19 | 10 |
1033 | No, man, the worst thing is that every time he gets on, he pushes all the buttons. For every floor. Every single time. I’m sick of it. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
1034 | It's how 'the elephant in the room' gets into the room. | 1.3511 | 0.05518 | 131 | 96 | 24 | 11 |
1035 | The landlord said I couldn't have a dog. | 1.3511 | 0.04957 | 131 | 91 | 34 | 6 |
1036 | I fed him some peanuts and he followed me home. | 1.3509 | 0.05284 | 114 | 79 | 30 | 5 |
1037 | Believe it or not, he forgot his floor. | 1.3509 | 0.06228 | 114 | 86 | 16 | 12 |
1038 | Enter as long as you're not a pachydermaphobic. | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
1039 | I told her the exterminators got rid of the mice in the stairwell, but the memory still haunts her. | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1040 | He followed me home, honest! | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1041 | Great memory? He can't remember what floor he's on! | 1.3504 | 0.05862 | 117 | 86 | 21 | 10 |
1042 | I thought you forgot. | 1.3504 | 0.05605 | 117 | 84 | 25 | 8 |
1043 | We just moved in upstairs. | 1.3504 | 0.05735 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
1044 | I have a huge following. | 1.3504 | 0.05735 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
1045 | I finally got the elephant out of the room... | 1.3500 | 0.05546 | 140 | 105 | 21 | 14 |
1046 | I always thought it was a figure of speech. | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1047 | The donkey works a lot better… | 1.3500 | 0.04372 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1048 | He says he's staying in here because he's afraid he'll be subpoenaed by the January 6th committee to testify to the way he's been used. | 1.3500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 71 | 25 | 4 |
1049 | It was less of a problem when he stayed in the room. | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
1050 | She has claustrophobia, so we're trying aversion therapy. | 1.3500 | 0.03580 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1051 | Nah, it only goes down. Fast. | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
1052 | I wasn't making much money walking dogs so decided to try something different. | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
1053 | We’re going down but I’m not sure how fast. | 1.3496 | 0.05654 | 123 | 90 | 23 | 10 |
1054 | Should be fine - maximum occupancy is twelve | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
1055 | Are you the one that needs the elephant in your room? | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1056 | Going to the trunk show ? | 1.3491 | 0.05534 | 106 | 74 | 27 | 5 |
1057 | Going up is a little slow,but it’s a wild ride coming down! | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1058 | I fed him a peanut when he was little. They never forget. | 1.3491 | 0.06294 | 106 | 79 | 17 | 10 |
1059 | He left a living room on the 5th floor. He was tired of being ignored. | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1060 | How's your Mom? | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1061 | Please, we can address this when we get in the room. | 1.3491 | 0.05534 | 106 | 74 | 27 | 5 |
1062 | So, is the room ready? | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1063 | The building rules just said no dogs. | 1.3491 | 0.05199 | 106 | 72 | 31 | 3 |
1064 | I admit I was only half listening. But, Sara insisted I take the ele... something. | 1.3490 | 0.04560 | 149 | 103 | 40 | 6 |
1065 | There's room but don't talk about you-know-what. | 1.3488 | 0.05574 | 129 | 95 | 23 | 11 |
1066 | How else do you think you get the elephant in the room? | 1.3488 | 0.05574 | 129 | 95 | 23 | 11 |
1067 | The latest variant has really forced me to step up my emotional support animal game." | 1.3488 | 0.05574 | 129 | 95 | 23 | 11 |
1068 | Do you really want to risk it? | 1.3486 | 0.05275 | 109 | 75 | 30 | 4 |
1069 | I keep pushing UP but it's not working. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1070 | As my therapist, you'd tell me if you thought I was delusional, right? | 1.3486 | 0.06026 | 109 | 80 | 20 | 9 |
1071 | Don’t worry, he’s harmless as long as you ignore him. | 1.3486 | 0.06166 | 109 | 81 | 18 | 10 |
1072 | She never forgets which floor we parked on. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1073 | It's my therapist's idea. | 1.3482 | 0.05910 | 112 | 82 | 21 | 9 |
1074 | We really never do this, but we forgot our keys. | 1.3482 | 0.05412 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1075 | Believe it or not, he can't remember his floor. | 1.3482 | 0.05486 | 112 | 79 | 27 | 6 |
1076 | She helps me remember what floor I live on. | 1.3478 | 0.05247 | 115 | 80 | 30 | 5 |
1077 | Yep, we're going down. | 1.3478 | 0.04461 | 115 | 80 | 32 | 3 |
1078 | Don't come in; it's a zoo in here. | 1.3478 | 0.05530 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
1079 | You're right. It's time to talk about it. | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
1080 | Sorry, he pushed all the buttons." | 1.3478 | 0.05929 | 115 | 85 | 20 | 10 |
1081 | He's big and strong, and he works for peanuts. | 1.3478 | 0.05666 | 115 | 83 | 24 | 8 |
1082 | The weight limit is more of a suggestion | 1.3478 | 0.05666 | 115 | 83 | 24 | 8 |
1083 | I'm so sorry, but I have to stop you right there. I think you'll put us over the weight limit. | 1.3475 | 0.04878 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
1084 | It’s an elevator and she’s an elevant. | 1.3471 | 0.05593 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
1085 | I’m helping him work through his claustrophobia. | 1.3471 | 0.05593 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
1086 | Don't even say it, Bob, I've heard the same joke on every floor. | 1.3471 | 0.05951 | 121 | 91 | 18 | 12 |
1087 | Do you weigh more than six pounds, man? | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1088 | He would rather not be brought up. | 1.3468 | 0.05253 | 124 | 88 | 29 | 7 |
1089 | Just don't acknowledge him. | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
1090 | I picked him up at the trunk show. | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
1091 | He got tired of staying in the room. | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
1092 | He's tired of being stereotyped. | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
1093 | Hope you’re not in the room below us. | 1.3462 | 0.05678 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1094 | I’ve heard of an elephant in the room, but this is getting ridiculous. | 1.3462 | 0.05426 | 104 | 72 | 28 | 4 |
1095 | The elevator is overweight but she keeps saying I'm the one who needs to get out. | 1.3459 | 0.04719 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
1096 | He's forgotten which floor he lives on | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1097 | Just get in. Why do you always have to talk about the elephant? | 1.3458 | 0.06243 | 107 | 80 | 17 | 10 |
1098 | To which floor did you wish to plummet? | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
1099 | I hope my floor is before his. | 1.3458 | 0.05492 | 107 | 75 | 27 | 5 |
1100 | Getting on was easy, turning him around inside was uncomfortable.” | 1.3458 | 0.05329 | 107 | 74 | 29 | 4 |
1101 | There's like a real circus going down in the lobby. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
1102 | Sorry, I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the elevator. | 1.3455 | 0.05236 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1103 | Come on in. It's just me. | 1.3455 | 0.05393 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1104 | The crazy part is she can't remember her floor. | 1.3455 | 0.05546 | 110 | 78 | 26 | 6 |
1105 | HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN | 1.3455 | 0.05694 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 7 |
1106 | He can't remember which floor his apartment is on | 1.3451 | 0.05865 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
1107 | I decided to befriend him since everyone else just ignores him. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1108 | Would you mind taking the next one? We're claustrophobic. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1109 | He was just leaving the room | 1.3451 | 0.04831 | 113 | 76 | 35 | 2 |
1110 | Traveling isn’t easy, but she never forgets our room number. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1111 | I'm getting him out of the room. | 1.3445 | 0.05778 | 119 | 88 | 21 | 10 |
1112 | I guess it's time to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3443 | 0.04975 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
1113 | So . . . you don't want to address the elephant in the room? | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1114 | Thanks for pointing it out, but I'm not sure an elevator actually qualifies as a "room." | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1115 | No John, we're not talking about him. I'm leaving. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1116 | I am conducting a weight load test for Otis. | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
1117 | The lion was taking the stairs. | 1.3440 | 0.04558 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1118 | She doesn't like to take the stairs. | 1.3440 | 0.05093 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1119 | Sorry about the stairs. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1120 | In here, we can't avoid talking about it. | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1121 | You oughta see what is in the freight elevator. | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1122 | Let's not address this... | 1.3431 | 0.05395 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1123 | Going down or down? | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1124 | I need to warn you. She likes to push all the buttons. | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1125 | I was told to deliver one to your room.. | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1126 | Here’s the conversation stopper you ordered. | 1.3431 | 0.05485 | 102 | 71 | 27 | 4 |
1127 | Apartment 3G will finally have to address the elephant in the room. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1128 | You should have seen the one with the clowns. | 1.3431 | 0.06460 | 102 | 77 | 15 | 10 |
1129 | Well, we're certainly not going up. | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1130 | I'm allergic to dogs. | 1.3431 | 0.06308 | 102 | 76 | 17 | 9 |
1131 | We can talk about the elephant in the room, but not about the ones in the elevator. | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1132 | I’m taking him up to the room he’s obviously in. | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1133 | It was bring your problems to work day | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1134 | I bet I’m the last person to get a lease without a weight limit for pets! | 1.3429 | 0.05211 | 105 | 72 | 30 | 3 |
1135 | Let’s just say it’s getting wild in the karaoke bar downstairs. | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1136 | I couldn't remember what floor my apartment was on. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1137 | I would wait for the next one if I were you. | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1138 | The elephant and I left the room. | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1139 | I took care of the elephant in the room,but now what? | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1140 | Gotta keep him away from polling places until after the elections. | 1.3426 | 0.05450 | 108 | 76 | 27 | 5 |
1141 | So I told him if he insists on calling the elevator, a lift, then I was going to start calling his trunk, a boot. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
1142 | Just for tonight, ok? | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
1143 | Go ahead and talk about it! | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
1144 | Look, I got a goatee! | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
1145 | Technically it's not a room, so... go ahead. | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
1146 | My landlord was upset with the floor scratching so I took him for a pedicure. | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
1147 | Brother can you spar a peanut? | 1.3423 | 0.05119 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1148 | Sure - there's always room for one more. | 1.3423 | 0.05934 | 111 | 82 | 20 | 9 |
1149 | Which floor is the elephant going to?” “What elephant? | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
1150 | The GOP is meeting in the Penthouse | 1.3423 | 0.05353 | 111 | 78 | 28 | 5 |
1151 | Can you take the next elevator? We’ve exceeded weight capacity already! | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
1152 | ...so I don't forget which floor. | 1.3421 | 0.05953 | 114 | 85 | 19 | 10 |
1153 | Sorry, he has to go to the bathroom. | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
1154 | First, there's something we need to address. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1155 | My wife didn’t want to address the elephant in the room. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1156 | Is this the floor for returns? | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
1157 | He still doesn't like using the stairs. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1158 | Do you mind waiting for the next one? He’s a bit claustrophobic. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1159 | Well, this is awkward. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1160 | Well, I wasn't going to stand behind it! | 1.3409 | 0.05466 | 132 | 98 | 23 | 11 |
1161 | He misses the ups and downs of circus life. | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1162 | My polling place ran out of stickers. | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1163 | Going up. Get in! Just don't mention him. | 1.3400 | 0.06391 | 100 | 75 | 16 | 9 |
1164 | Really? NOW you want to talk about the elephant in the room? | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1165 | So if they want to experience weightlessness, when exactly do they jump? | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1166 | For the life of me, neither of us can remember what floor I live on! | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1167 | He's a great elevator man. He always remembers my floor and he works for peanuts. | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1168 | He lives in a rent controlled apartment on the ninth floor. It costs him peanuts. | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1169 | The cliché is in the room | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
1170 | Those weight limits are probably just a suggestion | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1171 | Elevator? No. It's my latest trompe l'oeil. | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1172 | Sorry. She has to go potty. | 1.3398 | 0.05441 | 103 | 72 | 27 | 4 |
1173 | Sure, just don't step to the rear. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1174 | My room's already got one | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
1175 | The bellhop refused to help with the trunk. | 1.3396 | 0.05258 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1176 | I guess we’ll have to wait until he’s feeling a little less inflated. | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
1177 | I really wanted an 800 pound gorilla, but this'll do. | 1.3396 | 0.05172 | 106 | 73 | 30 | 3 |
1178 | Guess what we WON'T be talking about? | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
1179 | Dogs are over-rated. She’s an emotional support animal who never forgets and naturally creates social distancing. It’s a win-win. | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
1180 | Why would I bring him if we weren't going to talk about him? | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
1181 | Better squeeze in. The lions are coming next. | 1.3394 | 0.05409 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1182 | I won’t stay long. I only brought one trunk. | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
1183 | When they closed the circus he had nowhere to go but up. | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
1184 | Forget it. You’d put us over the weight limit. | 1.3393 | 0.05160 | 112 | 78 | 30 | 4 |
1185 | Is the Peanut Gallery on this floor? | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
1186 | He caused a stampede on the escalator. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1187 | C'mon in. The weight limit is like an expiration date. It's just a suggestion. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1188 | My lawyer said that as long as I refer to him as an emotional support pachyderm, the Co-Op Board can't do anything to me | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1189 | You can ride—for peanuts. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1190 | Going down, probably. | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
1191 | I think he just got tired of being "in the room". | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1192 | I know what you're going to say, but I'd rather not talk about it. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
1193 | We’re still debating if this counts as a room | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1194 | Turns out, there was an elephant in the room. | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1195 | Trust me, it only goes down | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1196 | Of course we’re going down — it’s the G.O.P. | 1.3387 | 0.05826 | 124 | 94 | 17 | 12 |
1197 | There’s room under the elephant. | 1.3382 | 0.05137 | 136 | 99 | 28 | 9 |
1198 | And two of them got off on the 7th floor. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1199 | I know he should have a vest, but he helps me with my anxiety. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1200 | He's finally being acknowledged in the boardroom today. | 1.3367 | 0.06478 | 98 | 74 | 15 | 9 |
1201 | He was in the wrong room. Everybody was constantly discussing him. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1202 | We’re just on our way to an intervention. | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
1203 | Sure— he takes up space, but what we save on the heating bill is worth it… | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1204 | The hell with the landlord. This is my support elephant! | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1205 | He hates stairs. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1206 | It was either fret the wait or fret the weight. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1207 | Did you know that kitty litter trays don't come in elephant size? | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
1208 | It's called emotional maturity, I acknowledge the elephant in the room, then it comes everywhere with me. | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
1209 | So many rooms, so few elephants. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1210 | He’s right behind me isn’t he? | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1211 | I hope you don't mind but I can never remember your floor number. | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1212 | I was just getting the elephant out of the room. | 1.3365 | 0.05399 | 104 | 73 | 27 | 4 |
1213 | Peanut allergy? | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
1214 | Actually no one actually brings it up. | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
1215 | I've decided to start bringing my emotional-support animal to work because I only get paid peanuts. | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
1216 | Why does it matter if she's white or pink? | 1.3364 | 0.06361 | 107 | 82 | 14 | 11 |
1217 | No, I don’t want to talk about it. Which floor? | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
1218 | How do you think the elephant reaches the room? | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
1219 | Seen Hannibal? | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1220 | We're headed to the ears, nose, and trunk doctor. | 1.3364 | 0.05957 | 110 | 82 | 19 | 9 |
1221 | We’re going down…fast. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1222 | Because there is no more room in the room, that’s why. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1223 | Everybody talks about the elephant in the room,but nobody talks about the elephant in the elevator. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1224 | No worries. It's a service pet. | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1225 | Yes, I paid the pet deposit. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1226 | Pandemic pets, am I right? | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1227 | I'm bringing her to the all male committee meeting on female reproduction rights. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1228 | I’m not talking about it. | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1229 | . . . So I asked her "What elephant in the room"? | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1230 | When I said: Think Big, I didn't mean this! | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1231 | Before you come in, there's something we have to talk about. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1232 | Going up is gonna take a while,but down is pretty much the Express. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1233 | Oh I'm sorry, there's a weight limit | 1.3362 | 0.06115 | 116 | 89 | 15 | 12 |
1234 | Nope. It's going down. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1235 | I'm preparing for an important discussion. | 1.3361 | 0.05102 | 119 | 84 | 30 | 5 |
1236 | 3 in the front. 3 in the back. | 1.3361 | 0.05374 | 119 | 86 | 26 | 7 |
1237 | The elephant in the elevator takes up a lot more space than the elephant in the room. | 1.3361 | 0.05102 | 119 | 84 | 30 | 5 |
1238 | Another Republican want to know how low he can go. | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
1239 | The lease says no cats or dogs, it doesn't say anything about elephants... | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1240 | It's an elevator not a room, we don't have to discuss it. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1241 | Just wait till you see how he presses the buttons. | 1.3333 | 0.04507 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
1242 | If the Super asks, it’s an emotional support elephant, got it? | 1.3333 | 0.06567 | 96 | 73 | 14 | 9 |
1243 | This is the express to the lobby. | 1.3333 | 0.05275 | 102 | 71 | 28 | 3 |
1244 | Luckily, it's got great trunk space. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1245 | I decided I needed an elephant in my room. | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1246 | Do you weigh over 12 pounds? | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1247 | Worse than that - somebody pressed all the buttons. | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
1248 | She followed me home from the bar! | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1249 | It’s true. They really are afraid of mice. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1250 | Why yes, I did grow a little beard. You notice a lot! | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1251 | He insisted on getting out of 'the room'. | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
1252 | It's ignoring me. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1253 | He aint heavy, he's my brother. | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1254 | It's all we talk about. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1255 | Sorry, you're too heavy. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1256 | He keeps forgetting his floor. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1257 | How do you think the elephant got in the room? | 1.3333 | 0.06171 | 108 | 82 | 16 | 10 |
1258 | I thought I might bring the proverbial elephant into the room. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1259 | In elephant speak, it's 'the human in the elevator.' | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
1260 | Yeah. Nobody wants to talk about it. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1261 | This one is only going down. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1262 | It's a zoo in here. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1263 | The bathroom in the lobby was being used.... | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1264 | The elephant was in the right room but on the wrong floor. | 1.3333 | 0.06567 | 96 | 73 | 14 | 9 |
1265 | We're on our way up to H.R. I'm sick of working for peanuts and he's sick of working for not enough peanuts. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1266 | The Republican party's going to hell in an elevator -- it's quicker than a handbasket and a better fit. | 1.3333 | 0.06436 | 102 | 78 | 14 | 10 |
1267 | He wanted to get out of the room for a while. | 1.3333 | 0.05003 | 105 | 72 | 31 | 2 |
1268 | He thought this was the elephator | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1269 | Getting a rescue elephant changed my life. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1270 | The walker didn't show up so I took her out myself. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1271 | Do you know which floor has the peanuts? | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1272 | Well, at least the elephant is not in the room anymore. | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1273 | Mouse on 5! | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1274 | I’m going to be upfront—he’s gassy. | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1275 | He’s new to the office but he doesn’t really fit in. | 1.3333 | 0.05932 | 114 | 86 | 18 | 10 |
1276 | The maximum capacity is 10, so hop on in! | 1.3333 | 0.06029 | 108 | 81 | 18 | 9 |
1277 | Sorry, dude, catch the next one. Capacity’s only 45,160 pounds. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1278 | There is a mouse on eleven. | 1.3333 | 0.06029 | 108 | 81 | 18 | 9 |
1279 | Yes, we can address that problem, as long as we don't talk about the elephant in the elevator. | 1.3333 | 0.05456 | 102 | 72 | 26 | 4 |
1280 | 'Poor guy's lost. Can't find the room they hired him to be in.' | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1281 | I was told to use this freight elevator whenever I was with anyone with a trunk. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1282 | There's room for one more trunk. | 1.3333 | 0.05087 | 114 | 80 | 30 | 4 |
1283 | Quick, give me your 3 second elephant in the elevator pitch! | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
1284 | It was so awkward,he decided to leave the room. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1285 | Where's yours? | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1286 | Well how do you think it gets there? | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1287 | One word... flatulence. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1288 | Sorry. Too many elephants in the room. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1289 | You’re right - the gift shop is amazing. | 1.3333 | 0.06567 | 96 | 73 | 14 | 9 |
1290 | Said I had to sign for a couple of Pacs. Assumed they meant packages. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1291 | Do you have any 100 gallon trash bags? I'm on my way to walk Tiny and I just realized I'm out. | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
1292 | I'm not bringing it up for discussion. | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
1293 | Bro, thanks for the invite, hope me and my emotional support aren't too late. | 1.3305 | 0.03720 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1294 | I know i’m supposed to get off here, but I want to see where they’re going | 1.3305 | 0.04179 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1295 | We were 4 tons over capacity before I got on. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1296 | We'll send the elevator back up for you. We won't forget. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1297 | Hop in, if you're under 30 pounds. | 1.3304 | 0.05051 | 115 | 81 | 30 | 4 |
1298 | It seemed the best way to handle the elephant in the room. | 1.3304 | 0.06016 | 115 | 88 | 16 | 11 |
1299 | I brought the elephant to the room. | 1.3304 | 0.04641 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1300 | I packed a trunk. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1301 | Hi. I’m a Republican and I’m here to help. | 1.3304 | 0.06001 | 112 | 85 | 17 | 10 |
1302 | Don’t blame me if your toes get stepped on | 1.3304 | 0.04727 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
1303 | Which room does this elephant go to? | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1304 | I figured if he never gets out of the elevator, we never have to discuss it | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1305 | Maximum Occupancy 2, buddy! | 1.3303 | 0.06259 | 109 | 84 | 14 | 11 |
1306 | We still haven't discussed it. | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1307 | The stairs are too narrow. | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
1308 | I guess we should address this right now. | 1.3303 | 0.05223 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 4 |
1309 | It's a real zoo up there. | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1310 | A leash isn't required but I do have to carry a huge snow shovel. | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
1311 | She’s a rescue. They said she’s a terrier mix. | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
1312 | Four bad knees, dude. No way am I asking her to take the steps. | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1313 | Is the new medication working at all? | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1314 | What floor is the 800-pound gorilla on? | 1.3301 | 0.05412 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
1315 | Yes, I am finally going to introduce him to my psychiatrist. | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1316 | The trunk space on this thing is amazing. | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1317 | He's trying to find "the room". | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1318 | Sorry, it's going to be a long ride since he pressed all the buttons. | 1.3300 | 0.04935 | 100 | 68 | 31 | 1 |
1319 | I didn't want to fat shame him. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1320 | Try the next one. This building’s a circus. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1321 | I'm Noah, where's your wife? | 1.3299 | 0.06341 | 97 | 73 | 16 | 8 |
1322 | It’s the “elephant in the elevator”. Think outside the box. | 1.3299 | 0.05429 | 97 | 68 | 26 | 3 |
1323 | Not sure how we’ll keep six feet apart. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1324 | I upgraded from "monkey on my back" . | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1325 | It is hard to maintain a distance between of 6 feet. | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1326 | I let him press the button, so we’re stopping on every floor. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1327 | Circus auditions here or the floor above? | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1328 | How goes the microdosing? | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1329 | Yeah man, there's an "ele on the ele " ! | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1330 | He's here to encourage us to take the stairs more often. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1331 | It's Bring Your Pet to Work day. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1332 | We tried the stairs first, but that proved even more problematic. | 1.3298 | 0.05215 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1333 | Yeah,they polled me too. Told'em I was undecided | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1334 | You had better use the stairs so we don't exceed the weight limit | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1335 | I was able to fit all of our luggage in the trunk. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1336 | Are you the guy who posted the “missing” flyer? | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1337 | I'm Jeff. I just moved into the apartment above yours. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1338 | Yep, he is THE elephant. I am just trying to get him to the right room. | 1.3281 | 0.04849 | 128 | 91 | 32 | 5 |
1339 | Oh shit, it’s the white male in the room. | 1.3280 | 0.05767 | 125 | 96 | 17 | 12 |
1340 | This is how we train them to be the elephant in the room. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1341 | Oh come on in. It says 'up to three people' | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
1342 | Can you use another elevator? May be a while before this one is cleaned. | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1343 | Going down, I hope…? | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
1344 | Don't worry it says Max Capacity 10. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1345 | Forget up or down; I'm working on in or out! | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1346 | We’re leaving. Nobody wanted to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1347 | Yes, I'm a conservative. Why do you ask? | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1348 | The city says she’s an “illegal animal,” but we prefer “undocumented.” | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
1349 | We're going to get some peanuts. Want to join us? | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
1350 | He’s gotten too big to fly so this is it. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1351 | I know it's unusual, but it IS Bring-Your-Pet-To-Work Day. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1352 | Is this the earth where Trump was elected President? | 1.3273 | 0.05184 | 110 | 78 | 28 | 4 |
1353 | I'm warning you now....they have gas...... | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
1354 | We're full. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1355 | Did you order a cliche from Amazon? | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1356 | Well…how do you think the elephant gets in the room in the first place? | 1.3269 | 0.06327 | 104 | 80 | 14 | 10 |
1357 | Sorry, up is not an option. | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
1358 | Finally! An elevator operator who remembers your floor! | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1359 | Going down seems the safer option | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1360 | Would you mind holding the elevator while I run back to my apartment? I forgot my pet waste bags. | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1361 | You wouldn't happen to have a plastic garbage bag on you...? | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
1362 | I said, " I lost my trunk". And this is what they gave me. | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1363 | Hey, we're kinda dressed alike! | 1.3267 | 0.06310 | 101 | 77 | 15 | 9 |
1364 | Going down. Probably way down. | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
1365 | He can’t very well take the stairs, can he? | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
1366 | The people downstairs want to see the elephant in the room. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1367 | We have tons to talk about. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1368 | How did you think they got in the rooms, the stairs? | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1369 | I see you found the elephant in the room. | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1370 | I don't mind taking her for walks, but trying to find plastic bags of an appropriate size has proven to be a challenge. | 1.3265 | 0.06611 | 98 | 76 | 12 | 10 |
1371 | What smell... | 1.3265 | 0.06285 | 98 | 74 | 16 | 8 |
1372 | You're welcome to come in but I know what you're thinking and I refuse to discuss it. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1373 | You might want to wait for the next one. | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
1374 | Plus, he's a total chick magnet. | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1375 | Obviously, we're going down. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1376 | No, I'm not WITH the G.O.P., I'm just escorting them back down to the 1930's, where they belong. | 1.3265 | 0.06611 | 98 | 76 | 12 | 10 |
1377 | I wanted the tenth floor but it always takes me to the elephanth. | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1378 | What elephant? There's no elephant! | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
1379 | There's plenty of room in the trunk. | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1380 | Walking him was much easier when I had the garden apartment. | 1.3263 | 0.05279 | 95 | 66 | 27 | 2 |
1381 | Nobody ever talks about the elephants in the elevator … | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1382 | No one would talk about the elephant in the room, so we decided to try an elevator pitch. | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1383 | I don't believe there's one in the room, either. | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1384 | Actually, this elevator is going down. | 1.3263 | 0.04348 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1385 | Trump has left the building.... | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1386 | Descending is a lot faster this way. | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1387 | Is this the women's plus floor? | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1388 | It's not an elevator. It's a scale. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1389 | Sorry, it's a little tight in here with my trunks. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1390 | Yah, you're right, they are blowups. But at least I don't have to share the elevator | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1391 | I don't know what you're talking about, and technically it's not a room. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1392 | They've got elevator music with live trumpet! | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1393 | No one noticed us when we came in, or at least they didn't say anything. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1394 | Of course no one wants to talk about the elephant in the room but have you ever thought about how do he got there? | 1.3261 | 0.05378 | 92 | 64 | 26 | 2 |
1395 | Before you enter, do you mind if we ask for your weight? | 1.3261 | 0.05151 | 92 | 63 | 28 | 1 |
1396 | That's right. I'm you, from the future, with elephants. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1397 | Have you seen Gary Larson? | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1398 | Before you step in here, just know it wasn't me. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1399 | It’s my goatee, isn’t it? | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1400 | It's called the Ele-Vator, made by the same folks who brought us the weighted blanket. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1401 | If we don't address it soon, this whole thing could come crashing down | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
1402 | My wife and I finally talked about the elephant in the room. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1403 | Going up. We saw a mouse in the basement. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1404 | Down, and very quickly. | 1.3243 | 0.06291 | 111 | 87 | 12 | 12 |
1405 | "It's okay for Jumbo to be here. He's my service animal. | 1.3243 | 0.05888 | 111 | 84 | 18 | 9 |
1406 | I keep forgetting things. | 1.3243 | 0.05888 | 111 | 84 | 18 | 9 |
1407 | Someone told him the rent here was peanuts. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1408 | I’m on my way to therapy. | 1.3243 | 0.06291 | 111 | 87 | 12 | 12 |
1409 | Going up…in theory. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1410 | Hey me and Babar are having a rave on the 7th floor apt. 762, wear soft shoes we want to keep the noise down. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1411 | They don’t need to be on a leash. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1412 | We've been trying to go up for two hours! | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1413 | We're headed up to see the pachydermatologist. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1414 | For some reason, it’s not going up. | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
1415 | Get in and we’re all endangered. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1416 | Yep, NO-O-Obody noticed! | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1417 | Of course I knew there was an elephant in the elevator. I could smell the peanuts on his breath. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 74 | 28 | 3 |
1418 | He will walk hundreds of miles in the jungle, but I can't get him to walk three flights of stairs in the building. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1419 | Hey, we remember you! | 1.3235 | 0.06256 | 102 | 78 | 15 | 9 |
1420 | Got this new app on my phone called "Jumanji." | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1421 | I'm helping with a RINO protection program. | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1422 | There may be room for just one more. But I don't know how he feels about white folks. | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1423 | This is my emotional support elephant. | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1424 | He asked me to tell you he thinks you’re cute. | 1.3235 | 0.06256 | 102 | 78 | 15 | 9 |
1425 | You can just ignore him. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1426 | Eh.. close to the weight limits. | 1.3232 | 0.04725 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1427 | I know you want to talk about it, but let's wait till we get to the room. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1428 | Sorry, I think we’ve already exceeded our weight limit | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1429 | I was asked to bring a trunk to the third floor | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1430 | Second floor -- Menagerie. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1431 | We're going to happy hour. You wanna join? | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1432 | Max weight already exceeded | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1433 | How did you think we tested the weight capacity? | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
1434 | For me it was the "pets allowed" policy. | 1.3229 | 0.05235 | 96 | 67 | 27 | 2 |
1435 | Do you know what floor is the Republican Convention? | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1436 | Yeah, we're new in the building. Guess we should've taken the freight elevator. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1437 | Basement level; discount clothing, Christmas decorations, firearms, women’s rights, healthcare, Republican National Convention. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1438 | It’s probably not the right time to talk about this… | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
1439 | She said she saw a mouse... | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1440 | He needs a bigger room | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1441 | Just like you predicted, they ignored him. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1442 | Sometimes it gets kind of roomy in here without another person. | 1.3226 | 0.05547 | 93 | 66 | 24 | 3 |
1443 | Yes, Ted, there really is an elephant in here. It’s not just an impeccable metaphor for the dark secrets in our relationship that you fail to acknowledge. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1444 | I'm just so glad this isn't a walk-up. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1445 | They heard there was a trunk show. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1446 | The party of limited government is here to monitor our sex life. | 1.3226 | 0.06516 | 93 | 71 | 14 | 8 |
1447 | He's my memory service animal. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1448 | 4th Floor Elephant assessories | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1449 | What elephant in the room? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1450 | They're my support animals. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1451 | You wanna tell him to take the stairs? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1452 | I heard Gary Larson was on this floor” | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1453 | There is something we need to address | 1.3222 | 0.05659 | 90 | 64 | 23 | 3 |
1454 | The stairs are full of giraffes | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1455 | I know, I know, we should move. But where else in midtown are we gonna find an in-unit washer and dryer for less than $3,400? | 1.3222 | 0.05659 | 90 | 64 | 23 | 3 |
1456 | He’s forgotten which floor he wants. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1457 | We're headed to an intervention in unit 7. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1458 | You can fit in the trunk. | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
1459 | Anyone on this floor have a peanut allergy? | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
1460 | I bring him with so I never forget my floor | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1461 | They saw a mouse on the 12th floor. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1462 | It's not just the hassle of getting him out of the building: you should see the size of the doggie bag. | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
1463 | No worries, they are getting off on 5, Big and Tall. | 1.3211 | 0.00922 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1464 | Why? I'm a cartoonist. Every time this door opens, the possibilities are endless.... | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
1465 | Thanks for using ‘Elephant in the Room’ removal service. Please let us know when you’re ready to receive our ‘Open can of Worms’ solutions specialist. | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
1466 | come home Bill, it's time we talk about .... you know who. | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
1467 | Please tell me you don't have any mice on this floor. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1468 | We’ve been in therapy so I’m off to return the elephant in the living room. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1469 | He got sick of being the elephant in the room | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1470 | I always bring the 'Elephant in the Room' whereever I go. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1471 | You won't believe it but she forgot our floor | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1472 | Please don't repeat the obvious. | 1.3200 | 0.06337 | 100 | 77 | 14 | 9 |
1473 | Trick question, how many elephants can you squeeze into an elevator? | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1474 | The animal shelter was having a trunk sale. | 1.3200 | 0.06176 | 100 | 76 | 16 | 8 |
1475 | The zookeeper told Jumbo that he can't continue working remotely. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1476 | Excuse me, do you mind holding the door for a minute while I get him out? | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1477 | Please bring up the elephant in the room, today." Those were your words exactly | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
1478 | He steps on his trunk going up the stairs. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1479 | The lease just said no small pets. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1480 | Are we going up?! | 1.3196 | 0.05191 | 97 | 68 | 27 | 2 |
1481 | Lots of room. Just me in here | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1482 | Can't thank you enough for petsitting Clifford. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1483 | It's time we talked about the elephant in the room. | 1.3193 | 0.05838 | 119 | 92 | 16 | 11 |
1484 | I mean it has to get into the room somehow… | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1485 | Take the stairs, unless you have some peanuts | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1486 | No, we're going up. It's turtles on the way down. | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
1487 | No, I’ve not seen your mouse. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1488 | “Yes, we’re going down. The people on the top floor already had an elephant in their room.” | 1.3191 | 0.06630 | 94 | 73 | 12 | 9 |
1489 | No, it's just a new dog breed, and the rental ad said pets allowed. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1490 | Beard? What beard? | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1491 | This will teach Mrs. Donovan to complain about my kids' footsteps. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1492 | i'm just helpin him find a room to settle in. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1493 | She left out a few details on Craigslist, but she pays her half of the rent, so I can’t complain | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1494 | The elephant in the room is pretty self-explanatory | 1.3190 | 0.05691 | 116 | 88 | 19 | 9 |
1495 | We are looking for ice and a vending machine with peanuts. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1496 | He got tired of being in the room, so I am taking him to the rooftop. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1497 | Oddly enough, he forgot what floor to get off on. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1498 | The giraffe wouldn't fit. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1499 | On the bright side,I finally got that monkey off my back | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1500 | His trunk is useful for reaching the penthouse button. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1501 | Their habitat is really shrinking. | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1502 | Do you remember how to make her kneel? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1503 | You remember that lottery at the carnival…. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1504 | There was a mouse in the stairs” | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1505 | I kindly ask you to not mention it... | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1506 | Plus One | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1507 | Now? Here? You want to talk about the elephant in the room? | 1.3182 | 0.05392 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1508 | He wasn't on the list of pets not permitted didn't specify elephants. | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1509 | Yes, the elephant is no longer in the room. | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1510 | The rest of the herd are taking the stairs. | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1511 | I was tired of The Elephant in the Room, so I thought I'd take him for a walk. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1512 | Sorry, but there's a two person limit. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1513 | Look another human...weirdest morning ever. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1514 | Come up to the penthouse & I’ll show you her paintings man. They’re wild!! | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1515 | You should take the next car if you have a peanut allergy. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1516 | It's okay. It can hold up to 12 occupants. | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1517 | The max capacity is 9, so come on in. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1518 | I thought you said you wanted to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1519 | They told me I had to address the elephant in the room | 1.3168 | 0.04545 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1520 | We have the service elevator reserved. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1521 | The stairs were out of order. | 1.3163 | 0.05249 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1522 | What elephant in the elevator? | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1523 | I recommend the stairs. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1524 | The party on 12 didn't want him in the room anymore. | 1.3163 | 0.05349 | 98 | 70 | 25 | 3 |
1525 | The Rottweiler on 3 has become less troublesome. | 1.3163 | 0.05446 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1526 | I’m just helping. His feet are too big to press the buttons. | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
1527 | He's not in the room anymore | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1528 | Is this the floor for Big and Tall? | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1529 | She helps me remember. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1530 | How did you think the elephant got in the room in the first place... | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1531 | I just think it is time we take the elephant in the room out in public. | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1532 | Which floor is Republican convention? | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1533 | Potty training in the apartment hasn't been going great. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1534 | A shovel, a wheelbarrow, and eight hundred pounds of kitty litter. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1535 | Look, I say we don’t address it. | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1536 | I hope to God you don't have your pet mouse with you. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1537 | Remember, look straight ahead and don't talk. Otherwise they may stampede. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1538 | Before you judge me, ask yourself if *you’d* walk them up the stairs. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1539 | Oh,that's just my emotional support animal. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1540 | Come on in. Sign says we have room for 8” | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1541 | Come on on if you don’t mind peanut butter breath. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1542 | I'm telling you, man - this apartment block is a zoo. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1543 | You appear apprehensive, but, believe me, Jumbo has been fully vaccinated for Covid-19. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1544 | Is this the pachyderm lingerie floor? | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1545 | He was uncomfortable in the room. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1546 | He's my support elephant. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1547 | Down would be best. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1548 | Only once a day but it’s a doozy to pick up. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1549 | Building rules: Emotional support animals are allowed. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1550 | I've stolen an elephant. Man, it feels great to say that out loud. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1551 | Dumbo forgot what floor he works on. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1552 | We’re both vaccinated. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1553 | I'm trying to develop herd immunity. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1554 | They said they were sick of being ignored in the rooms… | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1555 | Uhm, how much do you weigh? We're really close to the limit. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1556 | I completely disagree, it's not irrelevant! | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
1557 | What floor would we find jumbo petites? | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1558 | It’s his first time. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1559 | He didn't think it was enough to just be in the room. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1560 | It's bring-your-elephant-to-work day today. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1561 | No. There is not enough room. | 1.3143 | 0.03783 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1562 | Don't tell the super we didn't use the service elevator | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
1563 | On the other hand if you ride up with us you’ll have stories to tell for the rest of your life. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1564 | I think you have your days mixed up Frank. Tomorrow is bring-your-elephant-to-work day. | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1565 | Yes, the Dumbono brothers never forget Bob, they Never forget. | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1566 | The trunk side is taken. You'll have to stand with the tail. Boots are recommended. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1567 | Forget it. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1568 | Can we finally address who’s in the elevator? | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1569 | Uh-oh. I think the *real* great replacement has started. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1570 | I already told you, Kenny. I'm no longer falling for the "there is an elephant behind you" trick. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1571 | Get in. Three's the limit. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1572 | Go ahead,address it. I dare you. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1573 | I’ll address it when we get to the room. | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1574 | Do you have any gray poop on? | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1575 | Apparently if we don’t address him he’ll just follow us out of the room | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1576 | If you don’t squeeze in, he’ll never forget it. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1577 | You're right. It's easier without tusks. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1578 | We moved all elephants out of the conference room. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1579 | So what exactly did you want to talk about? | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1580 | The elephant in the room's been evicted. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1581 | I'm just taking the elephant to some room upstairs..... | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1582 | I found him on elephantintheroom.com | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1583 | Sorry, we've exceeded the posted weight limit. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1584 | No worries! It's just my emotional support animal. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1585 | There’s something we need to talk about. | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
1586 | I promise you it wasn't me! | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
1587 | We only do « Going Down. » | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1588 | And he remembers all the reasons I need emotional support. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1589 | New designer breed… Pacadoodle | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1590 | Dude...I said:"... pack your dorm!" | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1591 | Run, get the pooper scooper! | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1592 | Well, we *were* going up. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1593 | The donkey couldn't find its way out of the lobby. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1594 | Wanna talk about it? | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1595 | He's a vegetarian so no worries. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1596 | Sure, come on in, plenty of room. Only two of us in here. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1597 | Do you know which floor HR is on? | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1598 | They allow pets here | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1599 | Its my emotional support dog | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1600 | So I said, "What Elephant?" | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1601 | We try not to mention him. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1602 | For some reason, this elevator only goes down. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1603 | We talked about the ‘elephant in the room’ and decided to remove it | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1604 | You can go to the party now. The elephant in the room has left. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1605 | I can’t talk about it. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1606 | No problem, come on in. We just won't talk about him. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1607 | Sorry. This elevator is only going down. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1608 | Yes, we did move into 308 recently. Why do you ask? | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1609 | We just got in from Egypt. Wanted to bring a bit of denial to your party. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1610 | What’s this? So that’s the elephant in the room! | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1611 | Well, the building doesn't allow dogs. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1612 | No elephant-in-the-room jokes, okay? | 1.3118 | 0.05613 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1613 | He has separation anxiety. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1614 | Now that I've identified him, there's no getting rid of him. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1615 | Theg've recently expanded the definition of 'rules on service animal | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1616 | Is the elephant in the room -- or is the room in the elephant ?? | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1617 | I think we need to discuss the elephant in the elevator | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1618 | Trust me- the escalator would be worse | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1619 | I ignored the elephant in the room, and he followed me out. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1620 | The giant ape contest cartoon a few weeks ago was a big hit, so this time we're trying it with the elephant! | 1.3111 | 0.06637 | 90 | 70 | 12 | 8 |
1621 | Are you ready to talk about it? | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1622 | Do you know what floor "The Room" is on? | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
1623 | I needed a way to ensure social distancing in a society that refuses to wear masks. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1624 | I really do have a heard of elephants running around up there... | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1625 | We're on our way to an intervention. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1626 | Horton Heard an Affordable Sublet. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1627 | Because of a cliche expression, we won't be let into any room... | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1628 | Well, I finally just decided to get the elephant out of the room. | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1629 | I had to get him a room of his own. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1630 | Yes, but this time I really do mean literally. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1631 | Room for one more if you’re not lugging a trunk. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1632 | Sorry, elephants or goatees only. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1633 | I’d tell you why you have to take the next one, but I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1634 | You might want to take the stairs, he pushed all the buttons before I could stop him. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1635 | We are on our way to an awkward situation. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1636 | The Max Capacity plaque says 'No more than 5 persons' so I think you should get on | 1.3107 | 0.06175 | 103 | 80 | 14 | 9 |
1637 | We're hoping that he will add more weight to our group | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1638 | Room for one more | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1639 | He's got a phobia about escalators. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1640 | I couldn't help it.....he followed me home.. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1641 | I'm just fostering him until he finds a forever home. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1642 | Now I know what it means to "meet the elephant in the room". | 1.3103 | 0.04989 | 87 | 60 | 27 | 0 |
1643 | Nothing makes sense on a Monday | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1644 | It’s time we talk about the elephant in the elevator. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1645 | Is there water on this floor? | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1646 | If someone gooses you, it’s not me. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1647 | Can I borrow a bucket? | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1648 | Oh how cliche, “Should we talk about the elephant in the elevator” | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1649 | They didn't want to talk about him in the room. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1650 | He’s moving to a different room. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1651 | Meet you at the pool. We forgot our trunks. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1652 | Well, actually, it’s a Norwegian Elephound. Up or down? | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1653 | Hocus, pocus! Now you see him and now you don't! | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1654 | He's self-conscious about his weight and doesn't like the stares." | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1655 | I’m sure we can squeeze you in. | 1.3100 | 0.03678 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1656 | No, for some reason, we're going down. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1657 | There's room for you, but please: don't ask. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1658 | I know you don’t want to share space with me right now, I just wish you would say why. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1659 | Please don’t make me say it | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1660 | I’m trialing a new metaphor. | 1.3095 | 0.05350 | 84 | 59 | 24 | 1 |
1661 | Please tell me what you see behind me. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1662 | I found him in a phone booth. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1663 | MY WIFE THOUGHT I SHOULD BRING IT UP | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1664 | I think I found the elephant in the room.. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1665 | He's been subpoenaed by the committee upstairs! | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1666 | Is Divorce Court on this floor? | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1667 | Right this way for the claustrophobia research study. I can assure you we don't have room. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1668 | It’s a test. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1669 | It was a tight fit but I finally figured how to get the elephant out of the room. | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1670 | Just my therapy elephant | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1671 | Meet my first Republican friend! | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1672 | it’s just the landlord trying to get us to confront our problems. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1673 | You should see what’s under the rug | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1674 | You should probably just wait for the next one. | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 69 | 26 | 2 |
1675 | Thought I'd try ignoring him in the elevator instead of the room. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1676 | He's thirsty so we're going to the pool | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1677 | they wanted the elephant out of the room. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1678 | Like, if you weighed a couple tons, you'd really want to walk up | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1679 | There's room if you've got peanuts. | 1.3093 | 0.04717 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1680 | The elevator operator never forgets which floor I live on. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1681 | As long as you don't tell her any elephant jokes. | 1.3091 | 0.04700 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1682 | We’re testing the weight capacity | 1.3091 | 0.05883 | 110 | 85 | 16 | 9 |
1683 | I don't know either. I gave her some peanuts at the zoo and she followed me home. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1684 | We can address the 'elephant in the elevator' if you feel the need. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1685 | I really don't want to talk about it. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1686 | It’s time to address the human in the elevator… | 1.3085 | 0.06598 | 94 | 74 | 11 | 9 |
1687 | Yes, every single button, every time he pushes every single button. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1688 | They both are going to testify before the Congressional committee about Trump. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1689 | I’ve finally decided to deal with it | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1690 | Nope. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1691 | With this guy in my office, at least I'll know what the boss wants to talk to me about. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1692 | The 800 lb. gorilla got out on three. | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1693 | Once you get use to 'em, it's like they're not even here! | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1694 | He wants to know if you brought peanuts. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1695 | I thought the zoo's "Adopt an Animal" was symbolic | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1696 | They're going for peanuts on the 3rd floor. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1697 | Just a warning. All I had for him was beans. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1698 | I couldn't resist her smile. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1699 | It's the perfect hiding spot. No one talks in elevators. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1700 | I'm afraid you might put us over the weight limit. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1701 | Sorry. The 900-pound gorilla got out on the last floor, but the elephant is still in the room. | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1702 | They won't let me forget which floor. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1703 | I’m just taking them out for their daily stampede | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1704 | She's had it. She's going somewhere where no one is pussyfooting around her like she doesn't exist. | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
1705 | I must be your upstairs neighbor. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1706 | Am I on the right floor for The Young Republicans' meeting ? | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1707 | We use him to test the capacity limit. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1708 | Yeah, we don’t talk about Jumbo. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1709 | He left the room when they started talking about him. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1710 | We got in. How do we get out ? | 1.3068 | 0.05796 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1711 | Don't worry, he's housebroken. | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
1712 | Worst part is she pushed every floor. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1713 | We needed to discuss the elephant in the room because I’m leaving you for the elephant. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1714 | Every time I try to step out they puulll me back in. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1715 | If you have a peanut allergy I would stay out. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1716 | This elevator is most definitely going down. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1717 | Too big to fail. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1718 | This is the fastest way down | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1719 | Third floor, pachyderms and nonruminants | 1.3061 | 0.04899 | 98 | 69 | 28 | 1 |
1720 | no one would address the elephant in the room, so he saw himself out. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1721 | First Trump, then the Supreme Court, then this! | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1722 | Is this the right floor for his party? | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1723 | Hop in! We're going down. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1724 | Sorry....we're at capacity. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1725 | I’ll weight. | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
1726 | Elephant delivery. Is this Room 1605? | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1727 | Wo would you wait for the next one? I'm moving a large trunk. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1728 | Sorry,no room.... he said something about not being ignored in here. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1729 | Just until his mother gets home. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1730 | Please, take the next car. Snuffleupagus is very shy. | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
1731 | He wants to know what floor Banana Republic is on. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1732 | I've just learned the real reason it's called an elevator. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1733 | Don't worry, he's vaxxed. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1734 | Sorry, he just pushed all the buttons | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1735 | Tarzan rented the penthouse! | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1736 | We don’t talk about him. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1737 | I'm sorry, but we're already over the weight limit.... | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1738 | His dentist lives in the tower. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1739 | Typically, I just use the freight elevator. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1740 | Before we come in the room: no, I do not want to talk about him. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1741 | Sorry. One more and we'll exceed the weight limit. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1742 | Can you just "skoosh" a bit? | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1743 | They need more elephants in the room on the 6th floor. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1744 | Dumb and Dumbo | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1745 | I’ve finally decid3d to do something about the elephant in the room. | 1.3051 | 0.03186 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
1746 | He helps me remember what floor I'm heading to. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1747 | He's just had lunch ... You sure you wanna chance it? | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1748 | Heading for the lobby? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1749 | The gentleman behind me is looking for a rest room . Can you help us, and I mean fast! | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1750 | Don't you think this would be a good time to discuss the elephant in the room? | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1751 | No one was discussing him, so he left the room. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1752 | Stop talking about the elephant and find out why the elevator isn’t working. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1753 | Hop on…we’re going to a trunk show! | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1754 | No, there's nothing we need to talk about. | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1755 | Well, at least it's not the elephant 'in the room' anymore! | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1756 | The lease was very clear: no dogs over 50 pounds. | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
1757 | Pretty crazy, but not the craziest we’ve seen here in the trump tower. | 1.3043 | 0.06510 | 92 | 72 | 12 | 8 |
1758 | While he and the donkey fight for the lift, the shaft is all yours. | 1.3039 | 0.06198 | 102 | 80 | 13 | 9 |
1759 | ' Are we STILL in the basement? ' | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1760 | It’s my campaign to thwart the dog walkers . | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1761 | Of course I don't want to talk about it | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1762 | They followed me home. Can I keep them? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1763 | I don't mind walking them twice a day but picking up after them is serious business! | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1764 | There's room if you ignore it. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1765 | What? They're my emotional support animals | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1766 | Sorry for the short visit, but Dumbo has really got to fly. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1767 | It seemed like a good idea at the time! | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1768 | they already had a virtual one in the room | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1769 | Sorry, I think we’re at the weight limit” | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1770 | Do you have a shovel I can borrow and an air freshener? | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1771 | What’s on your chin? | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1772 | Okay I’ll bite. What’s with the goatee? | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1773 | There have been so many elephants in the room lately, I just decided to bring one with me everywhere. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1774 | I’m taking the elephant in the room for a walk , want to join? | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1775 | We're here for the Trunk Show! | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1776 | Are we late for the RNC? | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1777 | I’m not sure I’m quite ready to address it, Fred. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1778 | Going up. Slowly. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1779 | Don't worry, I have a glad bag | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1780 | We can make room if you don’t mind the trunk. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1781 | Actually she's had her ups and downs since she got kicked out of the circus. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1782 | You said I could bring a guest. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1783 | Sorry, this elevator goes down only. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1784 | I'll be back to pick up my other trunk on Friday. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1785 | We have to talk - I found footprints in the butter. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1786 | Don't worry, he is light on his feet. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1787 | Catch the next one , pakaderm download | 1.3023 | 0.05117 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1788 | How about those Yankees. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1789 | Nah, we're good, bruh. Sign says '5 Persons Max.' | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1790 | Somehow nobody wants to talk about him. | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1791 | Yes, I know I have a problem but it’s not the elephant in the room. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1792 | He's a support elephant. I get claustrophobic. | 1.3023 | 0.06834 | 86 | 68 | 10 | 8 |
1793 | I find it best just not to talk about it. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1794 | We had to convert it into a Dumbo-waiter. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1795 | I’m just here to push the buttons | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1796 | Is there a restroom on this floor? | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1797 | Gives new meaning to pachyderm, doesn‘t it? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1798 | Ever since I've taken him with me, I never forget the right floor. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1799 | No,going up. Sorry. Damn tusk hit all the buttons. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1800 | Sorry, no room left to talk about the weather | 1.3021 | 0.06475 | 96 | 76 | 11 | 9 |
1801 | Sorry, we’re already pushing the weight limit with the bride and groom on his back. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1802 | Legally he's one 'person' | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1803 | We're going for a drink at savannas. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1804 | They’re from Amazon. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1805 | He's vaxxed and boosted. Are you? | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
1806 | The housekeepers are still cleaning the room. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1807 | Why don’t we ever talk about the elevator in the room | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1808 | There's room - they won't stampede when we get to their floor. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1809 | That meeting was a real circus. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1810 | She says it's time to talk about the human in the room. | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
1811 | I'd prefer it if you didn't mention him. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1812 | What gorilla? | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1813 | So are you the guy with the peanut problem? | 1.3012 | 0.05349 | 83 | 59 | 23 | 1 |
1814 | It's an optical illusion mirror. I don't actually have a beard. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1815 | She heard there were peanuts at the bar. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1816 | Once you address the elephant in the room, someone has to escort him out | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1817 | Don't mind the elephants. It's an elevator, not a room, | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1818 | Yeah,you tell ‘em Dad, the lease says PETS ALLOWED…. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1819 | Fortunately the co-op board has a lot of Republicans. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1820 | At least in here you can talk about it | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1821 | This part's easy. It's picking up his poop that's hard. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1822 | We should’ve addressed the elephant while it was still in the room. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1823 | There's no room. Just stopped to get some air! | 1.3012 | 0.05349 | 83 | 59 | 23 | 1 |
1824 | I'm just going to bring him with me everywhere until you address it. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1825 | My lease only said no dogs allowed. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1826 | No. There's no elephant. Come on in. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1827 | No one ever expects it to be literal, do they? | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1828 | I finally got it out of the room...so now what do I do with it? | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1829 | I’m taking him to where they need “The elephant in the room.” | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1830 | If he goes in there it's going to be bad on so many levels. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1831 | If I ignore it, it will disappear. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1832 | I bring my external memory everywhere. . | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1833 | Let’s talk about the the elephant in the room. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1834 | I couldn’t handle us anymore. I’m leaving and I’m taking him with me. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1835 | There’s room but I wouldn’t recommend it. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1836 | Acknowledging the 'elephant in the room' is just a start. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1837 | The invitation said “BYOE.” | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1838 | This is awkward... | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1839 | She helps me remember which floor I parked on. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1840 | We should address the elephant in the elevator | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1841 | I thought we addressed the elephant in the room already | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1842 | We always take the stairs, but I promised this for his birthday. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1843 | Okay, you can come in, but we’re not talking about it. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1844 | He's leaving because he's tired of being ignored. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1845 | This is the elevator. You’re looking for the humanvator - it’s down the hall. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1846 | We're at the weight limit. But if you want to go down fast.... | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1847 | I'm trying to get the elephant out of the room. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1848 | Well, are you going to address it? | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
1849 | Heh, I thought "meet you by the elephant" was a typo. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1850 | Yes, she's a bit large for a pet, but it costs peanuts to feed her. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1851 | C'mon man, I don't see species. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1852 | She was in the room…one thing led to another. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1853 | Not my circus, not my…oh wait. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1854 | Sorry, but going up is no longer an option. | 1.3000 | 0.06276 | 100 | 79 | 12 | 9 |
1855 | I told them there were more peanuts at my place. | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1856 | Maybe we can meet up later. Right now it’s time for his walk. | 1.3000 | 0.03482 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1857 | Let’s get it in the room, then talk about it. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1858 | I know you love stuffed animals. So I stuffed one into an elevator. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1859 | It’s Dumbo Night…wife’s into it, don’t ask… | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1860 | „I had to get the elephant out of the room somehow“ | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1861 | New York is turning into a real zoo. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1862 | Why is it always me bringing up the elephant in the room? | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1863 | I'm bringing up because my hallucinatory wife insists there's an elephant in the room. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1864 | Oh hey, the penthouse complained about an elephant in the room so we brought it down | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1865 | Relax. I'm about to win a cartoon caption contest. | 1.2990 | 0.06416 | 97 | 77 | 11 | 9 |
1866 | Will you do me a favor and tell Mrs Grossbinder that Fifi got loose again? | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1867 | Nobody wanted to talk about the elephant in the room so I’m bringing it home. | 1.2990 | 0.06246 | 97 | 76 | 13 | 8 |
1868 | Oh hi Jim. I haven't seen you since your wife came to live with me. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1869 | He adopted me for only $12.00 a month | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1870 | Gurdy's helping me with my claustrophobia. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1871 | I choose to ignore it | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1872 | Yes, my emotional support needs do take up a lot of space. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1873 | I’ve figured out what’s making that noise in 503. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1874 | They remember everything you did last summer. | 1.2989 | 0.05200 | 87 | 62 | 24 | 1 |
1875 | Hi Bob. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1876 | Hey, man, where's the nearest circus? | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1877 | For some reason this elevator can only go down. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1878 | Nah man, she’s my emotional support animal… | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1879 | You can’t escape talking about it! | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1880 | First of all, I'd like to address the elephant in this elevator pitch | 1.2982 | 0.05127 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
1881 | Going down. Like it or not. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1882 | Well, they grow bigger when no one talks about them, and no one talks in elevators. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1883 | It is no longer just a matter of seeing the elephant in the room | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1884 | I'dunno he just followed me | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1885 | It's a little tight, but I think we can squeeze you in... | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1886 | You know how the strays just won't stop following you? | 1.2979 | 0.04978 | 94 | 67 | 26 | 1 |
1887 | Some of us are Uber Republicans—get over it. | 1.2979 | 0.05091 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1888 | He likes to push the buttons. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1889 | I have something I need you to hide for me. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1890 | He broke out of the zoo and followed me homes. | 1.2976 | 0.05019 | 84 | 59 | 25 | 0 |
1891 | Do you happen to know if this is the floor where they’re holding auditions for Disney’s ‘Dumbo on Broadway’? | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1892 | It's not a room. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1893 | He remembers things for me. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1894 | Excuse me, is there a species-neutral bathroom on this floor? | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1895 | Whew, this elevator smells like the metaphorical idiom in the room! | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1896 | Don't talk about it. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1897 | Join us at the watering hole? | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1898 | It’s not what it looks like. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1899 | Let’s not discuss it… | 1.2976 | 0.07142 | 84 | 68 | 7 | 9 |
1900 | Sure, it’s a mixed marriage. I’m Jewish and she’s an elephant. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1901 | What's your weight? | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1902 | Can you believe they forgot which floor they were on? | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1903 | I got tired of the elephant in the room; I'm taking him downstairs. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1904 | Just checking that it can take jumbo loads as was promised by the elevator company. | 1.2970 | 0.02830 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1905 | The Condo Board had to allow it, he's my therapy elepant. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1906 | Oh yeah, we'll be at your party with the dessert. My roommate never forgets a thing. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1907 | Maybe it's time to lay off the hooch, Joe. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1908 | Sorry. For now, this goes down only. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1909 | This is the Republican elevator. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1910 | Remember our last safari? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1911 | I'm Chad, his emotional support human. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1912 | It’s Dumbo. We’re on our way to the roof. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1913 | Who says he always has to be in a room? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1914 | Sorry, but this elevator only goes down. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1915 | They do pass gas...but sure, come on in. | 1.2967 | 0.03492 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1916 | They grow up so fast! | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1917 | If you're a Republican you're welcome. If you're not you're not. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1918 | The question is not how did he get in, it's how does he get out! | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1919 | We can make room. But I think we’re gonna go down first, no matter what the light says. | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1920 | No one ever wants to talk about the elephant in the room, but everybody seems to want to talk about the elephant in the elevator. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1921 | We don't talk about Bruno. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1922 | They wouldn't even let him in the room. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1923 | Sorry my trunk takes up so much room | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1924 | You wouldn’t believe the awkward conversation we just came from. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1925 | Is this your dog? | 1.2963 | 0.06904 | 81 | 64 | 10 | 7 |
1926 | Elephants can’t pass up on a good elevator prank. | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1927 | It was in the room, and I just couldn't ignore it. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1928 | Its a rough area, but no one has ever been mugged when walking with an elephant. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1929 | Let me guess. You don’t want to talk about it. | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1930 | He just had to get out of the room for a bit | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1931 | We missed the mani pedi floor exit | 1.2963 | 0.05254 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1932 | If you’re coming in we only have space for chit chat and not the elephant in the room. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1933 | I needed to upgrade - my previous emotional support animal couldn't carry it all. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1934 | Dude, I swear, the elevator smelled like that when I got on. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1935 | I brought my emotional support pachyderm. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1936 | We can discuss the elephant in the room but I am only going to the second floor. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1937 | I take my "elephant in the room" with me everywhere. It's just easier. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1938 | Going up?,me either | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1939 | No man, he's fine- unless you talk about him. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1940 | I guess it’s time we talked about the elephant in the room, eh? | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1941 | You can try to get on but it won't be pretty. | 1.2955 | 0.06695 | 88 | 70 | 10 | 8 |
1942 | The ad said "pets optional." | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1943 | Sorry, just moving a few trunks. | 1.2955 | 0.06695 | 88 | 70 | 10 | 8 |
1944 | Get the poop scoop! | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1945 | He says it's pretty uncomfortable being the elephant in the room so he's going for a walk in the park. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1946 | Ok, I’ll address it. I grew a goatee. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1947 | I can never seem to remember where I parked. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1948 | When they go high, we go low. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1949 | Don't worry -- we all just had covid. | 1.2952 | 0.05485 | 105 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
1950 | He's my new emotional support animal. You wouldn't believe the paperwork. | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1951 | Whatever you do, don't let a mouse in. | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1952 | Before we get started, I want to address the elephant in the room… yes, I got a haircut. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1953 | We only have room for elephants | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1954 | I thought doing this would make me look thinner. Whataya think? | 1.2947 | 0.04820 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1955 | Now that the law recognizes animals as people, up to eight elephants can ride on our elevator. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1956 | Are peanuts on this floor? | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1957 | These are the elephants for the breakout rooms. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1958 | Hey, man, would you help me move my trunk into my apartment? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1959 | I have no idea how he got in here and I'd be darned if I can figure out how to get him out. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1960 | They wanted him out of the room. We hope they've agreed on something by the time we get back. | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1961 | It's not as awkward as I thought it would be. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1962 | Do you know what floor they’re having the trunk sale? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1963 | Technically, it is not in the room. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1964 | I got rid of the dog — it was barking too loud. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1965 | I said I don't want to talk about it. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1966 | Which floor has the vending machine? | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1967 | Ironically, he's forgotten what floor he's on. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1968 | My luggage is on the first floor, but he refused to leave his trunk there. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1969 | Are you headed up to the trunk show too? | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1970 | Trunks go in the service elevator. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1971 | You know, what can I say? We're all thinking it, but, no one says anything. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1972 | The super said for me to take these trunks to the attic. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1973 | The zoo fired him so he had to take a job as an elevator inspector. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1974 | I thought you said, you lost your trunks. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1975 | she said she doesnt want to adress the elephant in the room so he has to get a new address" | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1976 | Elephator going up. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1977 | It’s my plus one. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1978 | Yea dude, its not that kind of trunk show. | 1.2941 | 0.06865 | 85 | 68 | 9 | 8 |
1979 | I pulled the INFLATE cord by mistake. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1980 | Weird, I pushed the button to go up but this is the ground floor. | 1.2935 | 0.06473 | 92 | 73 | 11 | 8 |
1981 | You can catch the next Elephator. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1982 | You can come on in,but he insists you ignore him. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1983 | Life in this building is a circus. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1984 | Ixnay on the Ousemay! | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1985 | We are leaving because they never spoke about him once! | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1986 | I am not blind to the elephant in the room, but I’d rather not talk about it. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1987 | See! There really was an elephant in the room. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1988 | No one wants to talk about the elephant in the room but the elephant in the elevator got me 10 stories. Come in and let’s go to 11! | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1989 | With my therapist's help, I was able to get him out of the room, but now I don't know where to take him. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1990 | He got tired of being ignored. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1991 | Sorry, I need this elevator to move my trunks. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1992 | I brought dinner | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1993 | Do you know if there are any mice on this floor? | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1994 | the secret is to get in elevator last | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1995 | Then how DID it get its name? | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1996 | What? He's my comfort pet. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1997 | What do you mean “over capacity”? Are you calling me fat? | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1998 | I wouldn't. We're going down - pretty quickly after this stop. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1999 | Maybe, but I was over my wait limit. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2000 | What's the matter? You don't get into elevators with people who have beards? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2001 | Nobody talks about the elephant in the elevator, either. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
2002 | The gorilla in the room quit. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2003 | I am taking the elephant in the room with me so the rest of you can speak freely. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2004 | I'll take the stares. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2005 | Elevate yourself man... | 1.2927 | 0.07046 | 82 | 66 | 8 | 8 |
2006 | Covid rules. Only 2 at a time. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2007 | We've decided not to talk about them. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
2008 | Just don't mention it...... | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2009 | The lobby is a real zoo! | 1.2927 | 0.07046 | 82 | 66 | 8 | 8 |
2010 | Don't say anything about the music. | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
2011 | I'm the elephator inspector. | 1.2927 | 0.07046 | 82 | 66 | 8 | 8 |
2012 | I think we can make some room for you. By the way,do you know where I can get a shovel? | 1.2927 | 0.06829 | 82 | 65 | 10 | 7 |
2013 | I think it’s time we address the elephant in the room. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2014 | Finally made friends with the elephant in the room. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
2015 | The elephant in the room is leaving because he's tired of being ignored. | 1.2925 | 0.05838 | 106 | 83 | 15 | 8 |
2016 | Stand on my left and don't worry, the weight limit is two elephants or three dozen people. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
2017 | In my world, an elevator is a room. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
2018 | We can make room | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
2019 | He prevents too many people from crowding in at every floor. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
2020 | He's my therapy pet. I have memory issues. | 1.2925 | 0.04539 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2021 | Is this floor for returns? I bought this on The Amazon, but it’s too big for me. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2022 | The elephant in the living room is heading up to the penthouse suite. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2023 | Hi neighbor! We’ve just moved in upstairs. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
2024 | She's still not as scary as white folks. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2025 | Some clown pressed all the buttons. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2026 | you wait. we're going down. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2027 | Are you sure it’s not pink? | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2028 | I just happened to be passing a trunk sale, and voila. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2029 | Don’t worry. He’s just my emotional support elephant. Of course he does crush people I don’t like.” | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
2030 | I know, the smell is terrible, but I just hang out with them. I don’t vote for them. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
2031 | It'll be okay. A figure of speech doesn't carry much weigh t. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
2032 | Goin' down, brother, we are only goin' down. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
2033 | No, I'm not the one who's been stomping on your ceiling in the middle of the night! | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
2034 | Is this the right floor for the trunk sale? | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
2035 | Can you help us? He doesn't remember what floor he lives on. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
2036 | They finally put in the elephator I requested! | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
2037 | No, I didn't fart. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
2038 | He's the elephant in the room, but we're late and didn't want to take the stairs. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
2039 | We’d like to tell you about elephants for Jesus. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2040 | He's on his way to the awkward silence room. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2041 | We're headed to our favorite watering hole for a drink. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2042 | We’re going to the peanut party on the 8th floor. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2043 | Really? Nobody’s saying anything? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2044 | No I don't know the elevator weight limit. Why do you ask? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
2045 | Gotta warn ya she’s a little gassy today. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2046 | Nobody noticed him in my room. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2047 | He was in the room. I couldn't leave him alone up there. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2048 | Sorry. The next car has my other elephant. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2049 | It’s cool, the building’s going Congo. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2050 | I always thought that was just a figure of speech. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2051 | So, are you ready to talk about him Now? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2052 | Come on, get in. What are you, chicken? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
2053 | I was the only one who acknowledged her being in the room--so she's invited me out for a drink. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2054 | We're going up to the room. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
2055 | My service elephant. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
2056 | Wasn’t me… | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2057 | Oh, Jerry. Funny seeing you here. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2058 | Not a problem. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
2059 | No, I don't think we need to talk about it. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
2060 | No one wants to talk about the elephant in the room so I’m taking him to the January 6 Committee. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
2061 | I know, but no one wants to talk about it. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2062 | we’re going check out the zoo today. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2063 | Pac E Derms - Going up? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2064 | This is Otis. We're visiting his friend Kong from caption contest #805. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2065 | I don’t think this elevator is going anywhere but down. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2066 | Wait for the next one. It's a real zoo in here. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2067 | I needed something to remind me where my room was. | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
2068 | Technically,we haven't reached maximum occupancy. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2069 | He gets out of breath on the stairs. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2070 | He was in the room but nobody would acknowledge him so I’m taking him back to the zoo. | 1.2907 | 0.05196 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2071 | There's plenty of room,I only have one trunk. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2072 | Luggage floor? We're interested in another trunk.... | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2073 | Sorry, we just really don't talk about it. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2074 | I have room for one guy with a bucket and broom. | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
2075 | It was a brutal divorce. My wife got the kids and I got Dumbo. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2076 | Did you expect him to walk up nine flights of stairs? | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
2077 | He's no longer "in the room" | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2078 | Have you seen any clowns?" | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2079 | I figured it was time someone brought the elephant up into the room. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2080 | Did you know Elephants stand on their tip toes? | 1.2903 | 0.04479 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2081 | Going down. Really fast. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2082 | It's okay, the weight limit is ten tons. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2083 | He won’t forget which floor I’m on | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2084 | Are you a man or a mouse? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2085 | I'm in a hurry to get to the first floor. | 1.2900 | 0.06243 | 100 | 80 | 11 | 9 |
2086 | What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2087 | The elephant in the room is that there’s no room for the elephant. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2088 | I THINK we're going up! | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
2089 | Let’s not talk about it. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2090 | Do you know if anyone in the building is missing an elephant? | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2091 | God ! we look alike. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2092 | No room for Demoncrats | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
2093 | -Horton, our new elevator boy. | 1.2892 | 0.06755 | 83 | 66 | 10 | 7 |
2094 | This seems like a perfect day to begin your stair-climbing exercise | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2095 | Yes, I just voted, but, I felt that I was being watched. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2096 | I’m looking for the elephant in the room | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2097 | We are the travelling circus. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2098 | Now that we’ve finally dealt with the elephant in the room, I’m taking him back to the zoo. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2099 | It makes a quick trip down to the lobby. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2100 | He's gonna say it was me. It wasn't me. It's obvious. Really, it wasn't me. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2101 | He thinks we can’t see him because he’s the elephant in the room. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2102 | They can't remember what floor they are on. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
2103 | I'd hate to be the elephant in the room, but this elevator is full. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2104 | Oh no, has he tip-toed in again?" | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2105 | Sorry, but this one only goes down. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2106 | Supreme Court. I can't breathe. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2107 | I preferred it when he was in the room, to be honest. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2108 | What floor is the Peanut Gallery? | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
2109 | He's demanding a room of his own. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2110 | The only thing that stops a bad guy with several elephants is a good guy with several elephants | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2111 | I play the sax. He plays his trumpet. I'm not sure we can fit a piano in here. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2112 | There’s room, but don’t you have a peanut allergy? | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2113 | Just fyi, we’re out of peanuts. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2114 | I guess it’s true. There is always an elephant in your room | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2115 | No I don't want to talk about the elephant in the elevator, I just want to see if it really does meet it's weight bearing load. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2116 | We are going to the china shop on the corner. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2117 | Nothing like a therapy animal that never forgets. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2118 | I was just feeding peanuts to the squirrels in Central Park... | 1.2889 | 0.04933 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2119 | I think we've exceeded the weight limit. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2120 | We're already at maximum weight capacity | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2121 | It went well. It was the second time he played the "elephant in the room" | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2122 | It says DOGS must be on leash. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2123 | I’m Jeff, the new Petsitter for the amenities floor | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2124 | His name is Harry Elephante. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2125 | He was easier to ignore in the room. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2126 | He’s housebroken but the walks are killing me. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2127 | He's been addressed so now I need to take him home. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2128 | I didn't notice him in the room but I sure did when he got on the elevator. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2129 | At least I got him out of the room so we don't have to talk about him. | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
2130 | It's a no go - they remember you from the last time we let you on. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2131 | Yes they accepted them as my pets but the cleaning deposit is outrageous! | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
2132 | He said he didn’t want to be the elephant in the room anymore. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
2133 | No can do. You'd exceed the elevator's weight limit. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2134 | There are no elevators on the Serengeti. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2135 | This might be a truncated ride. | 1.2875 | 0.06702 | 80 | 63 | 11 | 6 |
2136 | We’ve reached an accommodation. We don’t discuss it anymore. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2137 | I feel we need to talk about how cramped they make elevators. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2138 | Sorry,I have a feeling this elevator is only going down. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2139 | I know, but I’m not supposed to talk about it. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2140 | Feeling lucky? | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2141 | Sorry, Fred, there is a room elephant convention happening today. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2142 | Well, yes, going up is our intention but so far that's only been aspirational. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2143 | Table for two,please. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2144 | He's not a metaphor, he's a pet, and I'd like you to treat him as such. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2145 | We can squeeze you in, but I don't want to talk about it. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2146 | Fixed the high speed issue. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2147 | Not a room. We can talk about it. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2148 | We're looking for the grass buffet. | 1.2872 | 0.04812 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2149 | She helps me remember which floor to get off on. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2150 | During COVID, he was the only one left at the pet shelter. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2151 | You're a few pounds over maximum capacity. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2152 | Take the stairs, it’ll be faster. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2153 | Where's your elephant? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2154 | EleInspections “We take a ton of pride in our work” | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2155 | You two must be my upstairs neighbors! | 1.2872 | 0.06350 | 94 | 75 | 11 | 8 |
2156 | It says his name is Otis. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2157 | The service elevator was booked for a move in. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2158 | Next time we’ll take the stairs. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2159 | Who's this? Let's not talk about it. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2160 | Nobody talks about him in here. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2161 | Just going out for walkies and forgot the doggie bags- BRB. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2162 | Ummm...I think we've reached our weight limit | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2163 | Oh damn not another Republican showing off his new pet | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2164 | Meet me in the basement level with a shovel. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
2165 | Come in only if you’re ready to talk about it. | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 77 | 56 | 20 | 1 |
2166 | I forgot our anniversary but she remembered. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2167 | He hates the service elevator. | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
2168 | If this relationship is going to work we're going to have to deal with the elephant in the elevator. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2169 | This is Stanley, the new guy in 14B. He says he's retired from show business. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2170 | Don’t get involved. Old Man Ringling still owns this town. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
2171 | Are tusks on this floor? | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2172 | We don't seem to be able to get off the first floor right now. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2173 | you’re welcome of course … but you should know … it’s our third day on this floor | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2174 | We're looking for a room. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2175 | So we’re not going to talk about the elephant?” | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2176 | You said BYOE! So I brought mine. However, he's a bit shy and wants to make sure he won't be the only elephant in the room. | 1.2857 | 0.06497 | 91 | 73 | 10 | 8 |
2177 | Want to join us for some drinks and savannah grass? | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2178 | I hope you want to go down. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2179 | Actually it was better when it was just the elephant on the room | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2180 | When the elephant in the room needs to go, he really needs to go. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2181 | Swear that wasn’t my fart. | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
2182 | No problem, step in, plenty of room, his brother just got out. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
2183 | Would you believe this Bozo had the nerve to ask me what I weigh? | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
2184 | This is what I get for voting Republican. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2185 | This is better left unsaid | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2186 | Does this floor have a vending machine with peanuts? | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2187 | Sorry. There's no way we're going up. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2188 | Mind catching the next elevator? None of us are wearing masks. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2189 | Getting the elephant out of the room is even more embarrassing. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
2190 | Something is seriously wrong with the Up button. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2191 | Sorry, but we are definitely going down! | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2192 | I heard the rally was going to be a circus, so I wanted to be prepared. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2193 | Limits are meant to be tested | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2194 | Lots of souvenirs for the kids, glad I brought an extra trunk. | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
2195 | Well,it used to be the elephant in the room | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
2196 | Come on in. There's plenty of room and we have lots to talk about. | 1.2857 | 0.05344 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2197 | Had to take it with me. I forgot the floor. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2198 | I'm the one who brings the 'Elephant in the Room.' | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2199 | I know, but I really don't want to talk about it! | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2200 | Quick! Come in! I need another Democrat! | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2201 | He keeps forgetting to stay in the room | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2202 | No need for a bodycam - this guy remembers everything. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2203 | Oh, I’m not getting off here. Someone before me pushed all the buttons. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2204 | ‘Nice goatee’ | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
2205 | We’re in the airbnb down the hall. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2206 | He hit all the buttons | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 77 | 56 | 20 | 1 |
2207 | This one’s going up. We are headed to the trunk show. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2208 | I am the new manager, are you going down? | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2209 | The Pet Deposit was crazy. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2210 | Turns out the elephant in the elevator is a lot worse than the elephant in the room. | 1.2842 | 0.06290 | 95 | 76 | 11 | 8 |
2211 | I'm doing everything I can to avoid eye contact. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2212 | I though you knew the NRC headquarters were in the building | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2213 | Enough with the metaphorical idioms, I'm bringing a real one to the room | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2214 | We need to find a vet with a ground floor office. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2215 | He pushed all the buttons so we’re stopping at every floor. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2216 | He wanted to go somewhere where he will at least be addressed. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2217 | The mileage is great and it's got a huge trunk. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2218 | He forgot on what floor is Barnum's apartment | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2219 | Yet another in the case to be made for the devolution of The New Yorker Cartoon | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
2220 | Okay, when I grab his trunk, you jump in and press Door Close. | 1.2841 | 0.06848 | 88 | 72 | 7 | 9 |
2221 | I thought I'd bring the elephant in the room, since you're meeting my parents for the first time. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2222 | Nope. This is the elephantor. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2223 | Sorry, we only go down. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2224 | He is arguing that the posted warning only mentions number of passengers, not weight limit. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2225 | Nobody wants to talk about him when he's in the room, so I thought I'd try the elevator. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2226 | I've just got to get them out of the living room. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2227 | Her veterinarian is on the 12th floor. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2228 | They were already here when I got in" | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2229 | Sorry he left his mask home! | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2230 | It seems no one can tell him where his room is | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2231 | Better to avoid politics when he's in the room. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2232 | No, we can only go ‘down’. | 1.2840 | 0.05339 | 81 | 59 | 21 | 1 |
2233 | Fair warning- he just ate cheese. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2234 | Sorry, but she's too old to use the stairs any more. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2235 | Well, the giraffes are on the freight elevator. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2236 | He memorised everyone's level, how could they not hire him! | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2237 | What are you lookin' at? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2238 | Hr got tired of being in the living room and nobody paying attention to him. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2239 | This is the third one today. Just how many elephants do you need in the room? | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2240 | I heard the circus will be on the top roof. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2241 | Don't even say it. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2242 | It’s okay - we’re both fully vaccinated. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2243 | But I should warn you - the knife-throwing act is in the next car. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2244 | Sorry sir, this is the staff elevator. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2245 | No, I'm talking about your drinking. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2246 | It's my service elephant. I haven't been late for a meeting in months since I got her. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2247 | He was able to prove that an elevator is a room and that therefore he could be in it. | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
2248 | Elephanticising | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2249 | We’re willing to work for peanuts. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2250 | No elephant jokes please | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
2251 | It's us again. He keeps pushing the wrong button. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2252 | For now he's the elevator operator. However, he's looking for a job that's a better fit. | 1.2836 | 0.04925 | 134 | 104 | 22 | 8 |
2253 | Maybe grab the next one, it's like a Grand Old Party in here. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
2254 | I'd take the other elevator, this one is full of Republicans | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2255 | You were talking about the elephant in the room, but I looked around and there wasn't one...so I wanted to help. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2256 | You might want to take the next one. I'm coming down with something. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2257 | So that's why I opted for a condo over a co-op. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2258 | the new guy works literally for peanuts | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2259 | Please run to the store and buy me six pounds of butter. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2260 | Can you point us to the room where they want to address "the Elephant"? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2261 | Feeling lucky? If he passes gas, we both die. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2262 | A one year old on the 5th floor is having a circus themed party. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2263 | Going up is really slow, but going down is faaast. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2264 | For once, can't we just have a direct conversation? Why do you always want to talk about the 'elephant in the room?' | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2265 | These days, it assures a rapid descent. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2266 | So much for 6 feet distancing | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2267 | I swear this nasty smell was here before me. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2268 | We're headed to a Republican convention. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2269 | When does this elephant enter the room? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2270 | Is this the floor where we audition for the high wire act? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2271 | Tim, meet Chuck. He's our newest 'Big Brain' | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2272 | These service elevators are really large dude! | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2273 | Could you come in . I don't want to be the only human in the room! | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2274 | I need to talk to you about something | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2275 | His name is Otis I had to let him in | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2276 | You just had to talk about that now, didn't you? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2277 | Trunk Sale on 15 if you're interested... | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2278 | Best elevator operator in town. He never forgets what floor we live on. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2279 | Sure, you can get on. There are just the two of us here. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2280 | I gotta bring the elephant to the room. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2281 | I decided to get it out of the room for a while. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2282 | I’m looking for five short, blind men to tell me what this animal is. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2283 | He says he needs to be in the room. | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
2284 | Indian take-out, wanna join? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2285 | I’m going to need an extension. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2286 | Wild party on the 11th floor. You in? | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
2287 | We finally talked about the elephant in the room. Now I just need to get him out of the building. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2288 | She was a good roommate, but you ignored her. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
2289 | Hi, do you have room for an elephant in the room? | 1.2816 | 0.05921 | 103 | 82 | 13 | 8 |
2290 | I took him out of the room. | 1.2812 | 0.04369 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2291 | We're good for another 38 pounds. | 1.2812 | 0.06404 | 96 | 78 | 9 | 9 |
2292 | Come on in, I was just packing my trunk. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2293 | I’m talking it to another level. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2294 | At least the elephant's not in the room. | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
2295 | What elevator? | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2296 | Idiom or Metaphor aside, there is no more room in this car... | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2297 | I couldn't ask him too carry his trunk up nine flights of stairs. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2298 | You must be looking for “Interventions”, fourth floor. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2299 | Sure he's republican,but we get along. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2300 | You think an elephant in a room is awkward? | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2301 | Sorry, your weight will put us over the limit. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2302 | It's the best way I've found to socially distance in the elevator! | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2303 | I'd prefer not to talk about why there's no room for you. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2304 | By any chance, have you seen an 800-pound gorilla? | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2305 | There's room, but we'll have to have an awkward conversation. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2306 | This one is full. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2307 | Before you get on, there's something we need to discuss. | 1.2805 | 0.05285 | 82 | 60 | 21 | 1 |
2308 | He’s headed to the room. | 1.2805 | 0.06782 | 82 | 66 | 9 | 7 |
2309 | The breakfast room might be a zoo again today. | 1.2805 | 0.06782 | 82 | 66 | 9 | 7 |
2310 | So, he says, "I can get you TWO elephants for $100." | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2311 | I found him in my room. Anyone you know missing an elephant? | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2312 | They said no dogs or cats allowed. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2313 | Turns out it’s just a coincidence his name is Dumbo | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2314 | Sorry. Going UP, to the Ivory Tower. | 1.2805 | 0.05140 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2315 | Not to worry, he won’t charge. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2316 | No, seriously , I think you should catch the next one. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2317 | Sorry. No trunk space. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2318 | Say what you want about her, but she never pushes my buttons. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2319 | I understand sir, the cat in the bag is actually down the hall to your left. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2320 | Hey Alan, any idea why the manager wants us all to meet downstairs? | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2321 | You should take the next one. I think I'm coming down with something. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
2322 | I got ticketed for conspicuous consumption! | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2323 | Elephant delivery! Which room? | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2324 | Ready to talk about it? | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2325 | He says he's ashamed of being Republican and wants to hide out in our basement. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2326 | Sorry, But this elevator only goes down for some reason. | 1.2800 | 0.05714 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2327 | Well how did you think they got into living rooms? | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
2328 | Proof positive, that even an elevator can pachyderm | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2329 | Is there a reason you’re not getting in this elevator? Go ahead, mention it. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2330 | There’s room if you’re willing to discuss. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2331 | Nope, still haven’t addressed it. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2332 | I hope they allow pets here. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2333 | He was tired of being the elephant in the room so we decided to go down for a walk. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2334 | Watch what you say when you get in. Turns out that these guys are really thin-skinned. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2335 | We've been dancing around it; let's just talk about the soul patch | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
2336 | Let's see how fast this baby can go. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2337 | Sorry we have already reached our weight limit. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2338 | He's insisting on drinks in the SkyBar or no circus! | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2339 | We should probably discuss the elephant in the elevator. | 1.2800 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2340 | If I wanted to talk about it I would have left it upstairs. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2341 | He needed a break from the living room | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2342 | Yeah, from experience, I can tell you that nobody brings up a missed sales goal when you come to the meeting with an elephant. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
2343 | We tried the stairs, but she would only put one foot up on the first step, and then stop. | 1.2800 | 0.05044 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2344 | I can't get rid if it. It's always in the room. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2345 | Well this is awkward; you weren't supposed to be home until after 5 | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2346 | He’s doing double duty upstairs. He welcomes politicians and then hangs around in case anyone mentions climate change. | 1.2797 | 0.04801 | 143 | 112 | 22 | 9 |
2347 | I pushed up but I think we're going down. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2348 | That's if you don't mind talking about the elephant in the room ? | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
2349 | We finally removed the elephant from their room. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2350 | He can never remember which floor is his. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2351 | Mice in the stairwell again? | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2352 | You might want to wait for the next one. He pressed all the buttons. | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2353 | Going down? Either way, you're gonna have to." | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2354 | It's not as great a conversation starter as I expected. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2355 | No, I don't want to discuss it. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2356 | I had to get him out for a while. He's been fighting with our donkey about tax cuts all afternoon. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2357 | He’s a comfort elephant. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2358 | Elephants never forget? They can’t even remember their floor! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2359 | Is this the Trump Tower? | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2360 | He thinks people are talking about him. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2361 | He didn’t want to be in the room anymore. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2362 | You may want to wait for the next one. He's having GI issues. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
2363 | I just mention a sale on safari shorts and he has to tag along. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
2364 | He's going out for a walk. He got tired of being the elephant in the room. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2365 | The Athletics just can't seem to get out of the basement. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2366 | What, are you my therapist now? | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2367 | Let the CDC figure this one out! | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
2368 | The elephant in the room will be literal at this month's tenants meeting. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2369 | It's Time to Discuss The Elephant in the Elevator. | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
2370 | Going Down to Africa? | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2371 | They'll make some trunk space available for you. Come on in. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2372 | I’d wait for the next one. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2373 | I told him they paid us peanuts. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2374 | I thought maybe it was the room that was the problem, not the elephant in it. | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
2375 | I was just showing her the door.” | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2376 | I mean Nancy wanted a dog, but I say go big or go home. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2377 | He said he was tired of being the elephant in the room. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2378 | Is this the floor with the pool? | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2379 | The downstairs snack room is out of peanuts! | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2380 | But, what about the elephant in the room? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2381 | We left because no one in the room would acknowledge him. | 1.2784 | 0.04333 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2382 | You wouldn’t happen to have any peanuts, would you? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2383 | We can only go down?? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2384 | I don't know what to do about him, because technically he's not in a room. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2385 | It hasn't farted... yet. | 1.2784 | 0.05531 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2386 | Is he still there? | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2387 | It's not in the room yet!! | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2388 | We're going down to the first floor to pick up his family. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2389 | I always take him with me as I can never remember what floor I live on. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2390 | Of course we're going down. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2391 | He doesn't count towards the weight limit if you don't address him. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2392 | It’s a real zoo in here today | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2393 | Yea, we're leaving. Mom said no more damn pets. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2394 | I always thought my nose was quite large! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2395 | Man, I've always had the goatee, It's the elephant! | 1.2778 | 0.04520 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2396 | What are you talking about? There's plenty of room in here. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2397 | Wow! This is far more impressive than having a "gorilla in the room!" | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2398 | He'll give you one heck of an elevator pitch. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2399 | I won't address it until we get to the room | 1.2778 | 0.05842 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2400 | I hired him last week. Great memory and works for peanuts. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2401 | The kid in 5B wanted a cliche theme for her 10th birthday party. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
2402 | I made a new friend at the zoo. | 1.2778 | 0.05316 | 72 | 52 | 20 | 0 |
2403 | They escaped after breakfast and I couldn't find them anywhere. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2404 | We're looking for the psychiatrists office. He's trying to figure out why he got involved in politics. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2405 | He thinks he's Dumbo and wants to get on the roof | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2406 | She forgot her purse. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2407 | So what do you think of my new beard? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2408 | We're going out for peanuts. Do you want anything? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2409 | What floor is the Indian funeral? | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2410 | Down. Duh. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2411 | There was a mouse in our apartment… | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2412 | Well, I'm bringing up the elephant in the room" | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2413 | He's the operator. | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
2414 | Your sister said that I should pack my trunk and move in with you. | 1.2772 | 0.06153 | 101 | 82 | 10 | 9 |
2415 | Is this the floor where the veterinarian's office is located? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
2416 | It behaves better than a gorilla. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2417 | How much do you weigh …exactly? | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2418 | Sorry man, you're gonna bring us over the weight capacity. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2419 | We need him to counterbalance the rino in the other elevator. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2420 | The Breeder said he would top out at about 100 lbs and then we got attached. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2421 | Sorry man, he likes to push all the buttons. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2422 | Technically, he's not in the room. | 1.2771 | 0.04943 | 83 | 60 | 23 | 0 |
2423 | Needed to get him out of the room. The in-laws are visiting. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2424 | The circus didn’t really think through their move to the top floor of a high rise. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2425 | At least there's no awkward eye contact. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2426 | Uh, I'm not ready to talk about it. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2427 | Does this go up or just down? | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2428 | Works… I inflated them last night! | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2429 | What happens in Kenya stays in Kenya, got it? | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2430 | We're just headed upstairs so I can tell Cindy that I don't want to get married and maybe that I hate her haircut. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2431 | Bill, this is getting ridiculous, feel like we have to discuss it. . | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2432 | Everyone sees it, but nobody’s talking about it. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2433 | There's lots of trunk space | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
2434 | ...and then she said, "I'm tired of the elephant in the room" | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
2435 | What are you doing with that elephant?" Durante replied, "What elephant?" | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2436 | Down or up? | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2437 | Damn,first the circus clowns and their car and now this! I’m taking the stairs. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2438 | They like to ride. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2439 | She's my emotional support animal and bodyguard | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2440 | Do we rent to Republicans? | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2441 | Do they sell big shovels on this floor? | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2442 | Defying conventional wisdom,he can't remember which floor he's going to. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2443 | Nope. Ignoring isn’t working.” | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2444 | He's just there to make sure I don't hold your hand or hug you | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2445 | Is there a room for one more elephant? | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2446 | Oh, he'll make room if you address him! | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2447 | Better here than in the room. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2448 | If you're a circus fan, I'd suggest the stairs. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2449 | Don’t say anything about it. | 1.2759 | 0.03725 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2450 | Good thing I'm not allergic to peanuts. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2451 | When there’s an elephant in the room you have to take ir out for a walk a couple times a day, otherwise you can’t ignore it for very long. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2452 | it was a freebie left at the curb | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2453 | Which floor? He's all ears. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2454 | Can you point us to the room with the intervention? | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2455 | Not to be nosey, but who is that behind you?” | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
2456 | Mind if I bring a "plus one?" | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2457 | WOULD YOU RUN TO ROOM 304 AND GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2458 | She may not have been given legal personhood but she at least deserves the right to take the elevator. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2459 | My therapist thought it best to get a companion and Adopt-A-Pet was out of dogs! | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2460 | 'They'll have both Indian and African food." | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2461 | Got your trunks? | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2462 | This is the annual weight-limit inspection and I could use another 160 pounds. | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
2463 | Eli in the eli. | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2464 | Intervention on the 11th floor. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2465 | I hope we're going down. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2466 | We're looking for the Ear, Nose, and Trunk doctor. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2467 | Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2468 | He’s needed in another room. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2469 | He helps me remember my floor. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2470 | As your only brother I’m begging you to talk about the elephant in the elevator! | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2471 | He pushed the button for every floor with his trunk. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2472 | You'll never believe this..there's an elephant in my room | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2473 | There’s plenty of room as long as you don’t talk about it. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2474 | Oh--I thought the Ark was on this floor. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
2475 | It was already broken. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2476 | He’s moved his room to the 11th floor. But no one’s talking about it. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2477 | They're my emotional support animal. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2478 | Black is the elephant in the really small room | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
2479 | Are we going to talk about the elephant in the elevator? | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2480 | You can press the up button all day long. For some reason we only go down. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2481 | It crouches in the corner if you ignore it. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2482 | Need I say there's no more room with this elephant in the room? | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2483 | They want an elephant in the conference room at floor 25 | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2484 | Do you know where they keep misplaced trunks? | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2485 | Sure, you can fit, but we are not going to discuss, … y’know, the, uh, weather. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
2486 | Down or down? | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2487 | She can't take the stares. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2488 | It only costs peanuts to ride! | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2489 | I'm just hangin' out all by myself. How about you? | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2490 | Sorry. RINOs are on level 5. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2491 | Was that a….racist comment? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2492 | I am moving him from one room to another | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2493 | Oh there you are. I think this guy goes in your room. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2494 | Much more trunk space than you would imagine. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2495 | If you can think of a better way to test an elevator's weight limit, I'm all ears | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2496 | I suppose we should talk about the smell. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2497 | I'm Jim This is Susie. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2498 | I don't know. They just asked me to get him out of the room. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2499 | How did you track me down? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2500 | I asked for lox and babka, but the cashier had a phd in mammology | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2501 | It was hard getting him in here, and now he just wants to go up and down. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2502 | Someone misspelled Zoom. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2503 | I refuse to acknowledge it. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2504 | There's no elephant in this room. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2505 | Yeah, he followed me home from the park the other day. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2506 | Come in, it's high time the elephants learned about awkwardness. | 1.2738 | 0.06636 | 84 | 68 | 9 | 7 |
2507 | I liked him better in the room. | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2508 | I keep pushing the up button, but nothing happens. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2509 | Lately I can’t shake the feeling they’re watching every move I make. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2510 | Still not moving. Should I get out too? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2511 | Which floor is the Animal Rights Convention happening? | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2512 | Quick, how much is that in kilos? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2513 | Check out my sweet goatee. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2514 | Whatever goes up, also goes down, but not out | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2515 | I gotta get him outside quick--he's not paper-trained. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2516 | This is always the highlight of his day. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2517 | You DO realize this can only be going down, right? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2518 | Instead of talking about the elephant in the room, we're moving him to the basement. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2519 | You ASKED me to come up with an elevator pitch for something huge! | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2520 | It’s my new memory app | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2521 | Thé éléphant wants to be in another room. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2522 | Does it smell like peanuts in here to you? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2523 | I found a room with no elephant in it... | 1.2737 | 0.05588 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
2524 | We were going to take the stairs but he saw a mouse. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2525 | ...and I got one in the glovebox. | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
2526 | We'll squeeze you in. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2527 | It's a gift for my girlfriend. She keeps dropping hints about the elephant in the room. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2528 | Sorry, we're going back up. He forgot his wallet in the apartment. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2529 | he’s a RINO | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2530 | This one’s going down. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2531 | He likes to go up on the roof and trumpet. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2532 | He's on his way out. Everybody was ignoring him. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2533 | He wants out of the GOP, but he’s house trained. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2534 | I know what you're thinking, let's just get it out there. Do you like the goatee? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2535 | I was hired to get them out of the room. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2536 | The "Elephant in the Room" is needed on a lower floor. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2537 | Naw, we can squeeze you in. Just watch out for the blind guy back there. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2538 | Despite what you’ve heard, definitely not a RINO… | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2539 | It’s not how we got him in, it’s how do we talk him out. | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
2540 | Try, "Come, Jumbo, come!" | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2541 | I think we need to address the elephant in the room. | 1.2727 | 0.04903 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2542 | I thought you said it was an 800 pound gorilla. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2543 | ELEphants, ELEvator- sound it out, man, there's an undeniable commonality. | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2544 | This is about my beard, isn’t it” | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2545 | We ran out of room. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2546 | We’re going to 3 to talk about the elephant in the room | 1.2727 | 0.06410 | 88 | 71 | 10 | 7 |
2547 | Taking them up the elevator two at a time is using less time than building an Arc. The rain is coming, man - no time to waste! | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2548 | We’re looking for the Peanut Department | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2549 | No one seemed to notice him in my room so I thought this might work better. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2550 | How do you get down off an elephant? You take the ele-vator! | 1.2727 | 0.04190 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2551 | When he was young, he practiced with a phone booth. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2552 | I grew it during lockdown. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2553 | There’s plenty of room! | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2554 | I tell ya, this city’s turning into a real jungle. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2555 | They couldn’t deal with the elephant in the room, so we’re taking it to the next level. | 1.2727 | 0.07310 | 77 | 64 | 5 | 8 |
2556 | He’s looking for Trump’s office. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2557 | Please spare me the obvious metaphor… GOP going down. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2558 | We’ve already met the weight limit | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2559 | It's definitely going down! | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2560 | This elevator doesn't seem to go past the second floor...not sure why. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2561 | Plenty of room between my trunks | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2562 | Just wondering if he might be more noticeable if he weren't in the living room. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2563 | I have to get rid of my pets. Someone finally noticed them in my livingroom. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2564 | Let’s address the elephant in the elevator | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2565 | I've grown tired of not bringing up the elephant in the room | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2566 | We were wondering, is the dentist on the fourth floor? | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2567 | Yes we should talk about our feelings for each other but there is a giant elephant in the room so another time? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2568 | Just taking it to the room. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2569 | Of course he's adorable, but the baggies are a hassle. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2570 | Your room or mine? | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2571 | It’s time we dealt with the elephant in the room! | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2572 | He's on his way to the room he won't be mentioned in. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2573 | Have you noticed this elevator smells of peanuts? | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2574 | My mother in law gets here tomorrow night, and we're making sure the elevator can hold her. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2575 | Just heading up to my room. anything you want to talk about? | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2576 | Pandemic concession. Now you're not even allowed a dog. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2577 | Hey man. Which room? | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2578 | I try not to let politics come between me and my neighbors. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2579 | I TRIED to ignore him but he followed me into the elevator. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2580 | It was time to get the elephant out of the room | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2581 | I didn't want to risk chipping the marble steps | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2582 | It’s not in the room anymore, let’s drop the subject. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2583 | I'm delivering the elephants to different rooms. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2584 | ""Oh elevators are nothing, you should see it when I need to take him on a plane." | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2585 | I finally addressed the issue; we’re moving out | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2586 | Yep. We're heading on up to the room. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2587 | If you don't address it there's lots of room. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2588 | It's a jungle in here. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2589 | It comes with the territory. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2590 | No, it didn't follow me from my living room. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2591 | So many rooftop gardens…so few elephant-sized elevators! | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2592 | This is Otis. He's the elephant in the elevator. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2593 | Sorry, I don’t walk dogs. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2594 | The elephant is in the room, there is no room for you. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2595 | He’s a service pet, helping me with my claustrophobia | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2596 | It turns out we have the same insurance. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2597 | Sorry - he forgot his hat. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2598 | If you forget what floor you're on, the elephant reminds you. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2599 | Oh, he had a room. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2600 | I finally decided to do something about the elephant in the room. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2601 | There’s room providing you do not talk about the elephant | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2602 | Room service here. Would you like an (ele)phant or an (ele)vator? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2603 | You've got problems? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2604 | There seems to be an elephant in every room nowadays | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2605 | And to think we use to live in a walk-up | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2606 | The doors are wider in the lobby. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2607 | Don't be silly, I'm sure we can fit one more | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2608 | Oops. Sorry his Pedicurist is on 4th floor.. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2609 | His name is Harold. | 1.2706 | 0.05263 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2610 | Yeah, that 800 pound gorilla in the room doesn't look so bad now does it? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2611 | It's gonna be a while, Carl. This punk has "accidentally" pressed every button. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2612 | I didn't think the elephant in the room would travel so well. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2613 | We're exceeding capacity, but I don't want to talk about it. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2614 | Another peanut free floor? C’mon | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2615 | sorry dude, my peeps and I got this one. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2616 | Two people of color and an elephant get into an elevator . . . . | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2617 | Yeah, there’s a mouse on the 4th floor. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2618 | Say Dude, any idea what floor I can get a large pooper-scooper? | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2619 | It's finally no longer the elephant in the room. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2620 | Normally, I'd wait until we got into the room to address this but the door closes in three seconds. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2621 | He insists that he lives on this floor. | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2622 | Please don't ask—they're sensitive about the weight limit. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2623 | Sorry, this one only goes express to the ground floor. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2624 | I just couldn't handle the elephant in the room anymore. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2625 | It was the only way to get the elephant out of the room. | 1.2703 | 0.05017 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2626 | Sure we can make room. I’m testing load capacity now. | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
2627 | I told you my problems were elephantine. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2628 | Sorry man. I have to get him outside for a walk. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2629 | There not just for rooms anymore. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2630 | I’m using a new dating app. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2631 | We're going back up. He forget his ID. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2632 | Come in - there's plenty of space in the trunk. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2633 | On which floor is the pet relief area? | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2634 | Is this your Amazon package? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2635 | So,are we not going to talk about it? | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
2636 | Want to help us test the weight limit? | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2637 | I'll wait for you at the bottom. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
2638 | You made me address the one in the room. Now let’s talk about the one in the elevator. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2639 | I brought him along for the intervention. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2640 | I forgot today was hump day. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2641 | Step right in white boy and we can talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2642 | Well, the invite did say the theme was 'Safari' | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2643 | Sorry, this idiom is taken. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2644 | He's moving to another room, but I can't talk about it. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2645 | Yeah, you know it-I'm bringing up the elephant in the room. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2646 | There’s a trunk show today. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2647 | You may want to wait for the next one. Steve here has been fighting off a sniffle. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2648 | I've decided to get rid of the you-know-what in my room. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2649 | I asked the front desk for a trunk and this was all they had. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2650 | Sorry, I'm not sure. I'm just the sitter. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2651 | It's ok. He's housebroken. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2652 | yeah, so what.! | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2653 | I see the elephant has left the room. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2654 | He's been asked to be the elephant in Room 610. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2655 | The elephant will not be in the room this time. | 1.2692 | 0.05527 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2656 | It's not quite a goatee--I'm still working on the mustache. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2657 | "Exactly how much do you weigh?" | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2658 | Let's go out. There's not much room in here. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2659 | I like your goatee | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2660 | I'm bringing him up | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2661 | She would not fit in here so I am taking her to my room | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2662 | He never forgets when to get off. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2663 | This hotel has a very liberal pet policy. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2664 | Just taking the elephant to the room. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2665 | You can squeeze in if you can ignore the elephant in the room. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2666 | Sorry, we’re social distancing. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2667 | WOW MAN! I thought it said Elephant door. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2668 | Come on in. There’s plenty of room in the trunk. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2669 | The guys in the boardroom wanted me to remove him - they're sticking with the ostrich instead. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2670 | You've heard of the 'elephant in the living room' syndrome, Larry. This has a similar connotation. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2671 | but, he's no longer in the room | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2672 | I can never remember what floor I’m on | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2673 | Let’s just agree to ignore it. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2674 | Are you the one who who ordered an elephant for the room | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2675 | The Bronx Zoo has a new program. I spent a week with them and now it's their turn! | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2676 | There is no weight limit. This elevator is body positive. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2677 | Yes, the building rules do prohibit pets, but Lenny here is my emotional support pachyderm. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2678 | They had it for the marketing meeting in the 10th floor conference room,but then they insisted I schlep it down to 6 for those bozos in accounting. I told them we need at least two of these,but who listens to me? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2679 | There’s room in here, but I hate to tell you where you’ll be standing! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2680 | We ran out of peanuts. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2681 | No room for any more trunks, but we could squeeze in a carry on | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2682 | Sorry, this was the only way to avoid awkward small talk. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2683 | Fancy a game of squash ? | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2684 | Which floor the room on? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2685 | He likes beards! | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2686 | We've got room for one more! | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2687 | The hippo got out on the second floor | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2688 | Sorry, we’re at exactly two tons. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2689 | They can't ignore him in an elevator | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2690 | Elevator repairman Livingston, I presume? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2691 | Sorry, we are already at the maximum weight. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2692 | Did you hear the elephant’s in our room? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2693 | Did you know there's a watering hole in the executive lounge? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2694 | The Board had to say yes. She's an Emotional Support Animal. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2695 | It's okay, I have steel-toed shoes. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2696 | Well, I have my doubts, but they say they're going up. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2697 | Do you know if this is our floor? Neither of us can remember. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2698 | There’s a new rule this year: You have to take an elephant with you to help you mark your ballot. | 1.2676 | 0.07221 | 71 | 58 | 7 | 6 |
2699 | It’s a COVID precaution — I never have to share an elevator with another person. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2700 | My wife said "Get him out of the living room." | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2701 | He never forgets what floor we live on | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2702 | Which way is "This Little Piggy's Nail Palace"? | 1.2674 | 0.05712 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2703 | Weight limit? Who are you - the elevator police? | 1.2674 | 0.04656 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2704 | Sure squeeze in. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2705 | I'm just taking the elephant out of the room | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2706 | Actually, he's more like a bull in a china shop. | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2707 | So I’m at this party. I hear something about someone needing help with a trunk and, well … here we are. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2708 | I'm taking him up to the top floor to overcome his fear of heights. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2709 | Thanks for having us over. And sorry about the broken tea cup. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2710 | No, I am an independent. Why do you ask? Frank Buckley Andover MA | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2711 | I know, I know...let's not talk about it | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2712 | He wants to know why you aren’t a registered Republican. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2713 | "It's O.K. He's not white." | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2714 | I’d take the stairs if I were you. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2715 | We are a couple - and frankly your comment was hurtful. | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
2716 | Yeah, I know about the elephant in the room, but I need a little help here. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2717 | Apparently, they’re testing the elevator’s weight capacity. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2718 | Before you start an elevator pitch, there’s something we should discuss. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2719 | He wanted to switch which room to be ignored in. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2720 | He never forgets what floor we're going to. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2721 | We should probably address something upfront." | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2722 | He decided to move to a different room. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2723 | Is that an elephant behind me or am I tripping? | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2724 | The people on 8 requested the removal of the elephants in the room” | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2725 | It's not in the room | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2726 | Don't worry, he inhaled helium. | 1.2660 | 0.05168 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2727 | Yeah! Nobody talks about the Elephant in the elevator | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2728 | We’re only going down. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2729 | Sorry, we've reached the weight limit. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2730 | No, I don't want to discuss the elephants in the elevator ! | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2731 | Nothing to see in there. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2732 | You'd think so, but it's really just peanuts. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2733 | My client will work for peanuts but he won't discuss politics. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2734 | No one ever seems to comment when I bring the elephant into the room... | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2735 | My girlfriend got tired of the elephant in our room. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2736 | What elephant in the room? You mean the elephant in the elevator? I don't know what you're talking about. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2737 | We're looking for the spa. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2738 | Pro tip for getting along here? No trumpet after nine. | 1.2658 | 0.05002 | 79 | 58 | 21 | 0 |
2739 | Sure, you can squeeze in but we're going down. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2740 | Mom said she wanted a trunk for her birthday. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2741 | Well, at least he’s not pink” | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2742 | I'd rather not talk about it. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2743 | He was tired of being the only one in the room, so we left. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2744 | Hey, push any button you want. We're going down! | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2745 | We finally recognized the elephant in the room, then he wanted out. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2746 | Let's address the elephant in the room. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2747 | No worries, he helps in keeping me grounded. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2748 | Because I’m the one who had to call attention to it. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2749 | I got him out of the room…now what? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2750 | I guess it’s time we talk about the elephant in the elevator. | 1.2651 | 0.05023 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2751 | You talk about it once, and it never leaves…. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2752 | Well, he's NOT in the room yet. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2753 | Dumbo can't get out, Dumbo! | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2754 | I'm running away to join the circus. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2755 | It was him. | 1.2647 | 0.07732 | 68 | 57 | 4 | 7 |
2756 | Sorry, you’ll have to wait for the next one. We’re already at capacity of 4 tons and 180 lbs. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2757 | The invitation said, "Pets welcome." | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |