Contest #810


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810

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Actually, everybody wants to talk about it.”
  2. “There’s a mouse on the stairs.”
  3. “No, it’s going down. Trust me.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-07-17T20:56:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-07-31T20:57:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-07-25T20:57:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 1, 2022
Number of captions 8330
Number of responses 787880
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Once you press your floor number, he'll never forget. 1.9783 0.02746 1016 400 238 378
1 The zoo wants me to work from home. 1.8055 0.01490 3008 1353 887 768
2 Everyone ignores the elephant in the room, but take one on the elevator and everyone has something to say. 1.7959 0.01517 2915 1335 840 740
3 Well, how exactly do you think the elephant in the room gets to the room 1.7871 0.01965 1705 781 506 418
4 Yes we are your upstairs neighbors- how did you know? 1.7858 0.01741 1993 861 698 434
5 I’m okay. The five people in the back, not so much. 1.7533 0.01406 3113 1436 1009 668
6 What elephant? 1.7384 0.01697 2206 1064 655 487
7 Apparently, there’s a mouse on the staircase. 1.7235 0.01579 2535 1248 740 547
8 He thinks taking the freight elevator is body shaming. 1.7164 0.01528 2662 1312 793 557
9 You can come in, but we can't talk about the you know what. 1.6981 0.01551 2468 1217 779 472
10 It’s OK—he’s a service elephant. 1.6980 0.01730 1927 934 641 352
11 Of course I got permission. I told the super I had two large trunks to bring up and he said it was fine. 1.6835 0.01600 2310 1164 713 433
12 Sorry for the wait, but when he got in he hit all the buttons. 1.6832 0.01726 2339 1302 476 561
13 Actually it's no dogs, cats or other small pets. 1.6819 0.01686 2034 1014 653 367
14 Doesn't matter what you pushed. We're going down. 1.6800 0.01755 1831 903 611 317
15 The lease said no dogs 1.6759 0.01657 2012 987 690 335
16 Probably down. 1.6657 0.01797 1690 838 579 273
17 Yes, the elevator operator takes up a lot of space but he works for peanuts. 1.6644 0.01847 1639 825 539 275
18 You're welcome to join me, but there are certain things we don't talk about. 1.6632 0.01884 1612 824 507 281
19 Don’t worry- next one has the clowns, and there’s always enough room. 1.6616 0.02136 1327 702 372 253
20 Fortunately he fits. The giraffe is walking up the stairs. 1.6583 0.01902 1481 736 515 230
21 The Democratic elevator is down the hall. 1.6551 0.02026 1409 734 426 248
22 I’ve been fine, despite some pandemic pet regret. 1.6521 0.02056 1348 700 417 231
23 I know what you're thinking: why did I shave the mustache? 1.6513 0.02238 1256 690 314 252
24 He says he's looking for a way out of Trump Tower. 1.6496 0.02152 1330 724 348 258
25 I finally get the concept of unwanted touching. 1.6488 0.02296 1324 776 237 311
26 Going down....probably really fast. 1.6476 0.02014 1297 669 424 204
27 It's way more effective than just using a metaphor. 1.6455 0.02112 1247 646 397 204
28 We're going back up because he actually forgot something. 1.6400 0.02543 911 491 257 163
29 Of course he remembers you. 1.6382 0.02266 1147 620 322 205
30 The lease only says no dogs. 1.6353 0.02285 1075 569 329 177
31 Trust me, you’re going down no matter what button you push. 1.6322 0.02323 1063 572 310 181
32 Plenty of space, he's just metaphorical . 1.6296 0.02408 980 527 289 164
33 He applied to be elevator attendant after hearing that the pay was 'peanuts" 1.6283 0.02332 998 525 319 154
34 Don't worry, he's a service animal. 1.6281 0.02426 933 494 292 147
35 It’s a good thing you don’t have your 800lb gorilla with you. 1.6273 0.02351 974 511 315 148
36 Don’t worry, they’re actual elephants not Republicans. 1.6231 0.02519 926 512 251 163
37 Just taking the elephant out of the room He is tired of being ignored 1.6228 0.02485 920 500 267 153
38 The crazy part is he didn’t get on until the 2nd floor. 1.6224 0.02441 903 485 277 141
39 I'm bringing my parents something else to not talk about. 1.6182 0.02622 833 458 235 140
40 She's afraid of the escalator. 1.6170 0.02418 859 443 302 114
41 Remember that huge contribution you made last year to "Save the Elephants"? 1.6163 0.02537 860 466 258 136
42 And then this piece of shit elephant comes into the office talking about rebranding and-- he's right behind me isn't he? 1.6125 0.02637 813 448 232 133
43 Remember that 'puppy' you sold me? 1.6125 0.02686 818 461 213 144
44 The goatee is new. Just trying it out. 1.6120 0.02534 817 434 266 117
45 Sorry but I think you’ll put us over the weight limit. 1.6117 0.02575 783 414 259 110
46 My lease only says 'no dogs or cats.' I'm going to keep it. 1.6108 0.02579 799 428 254 117
47 Yeah, come on up. The party is in the Penthouse Suite. But let me warn you, it's a total zoo! 1.6094 0.02525 791 414 272 105
48 Better squeeze in. The next car has the tigers. 1.6067 0.02673 773 425 227 121
49 You don’t wanna go up there, Darrell. It’s just a circus. 1.6063 0.02704 762 421 220 121
50 I have trouble remembering my floor. 1.6063 0.02587 767 407 255 105
51 She saw mice on the stairs. 1.6053 0.02557 750 390 266 94
52 Is this the Elephanth floor? 1.6041 0.02694 740 403 227 110
53 It doesn't matter which button you push, we always wind up in the lobby." 1.6025 0.02793 707 391 206 110
54 He doesn't do stairs since his hip replacement. 1.6016 0.02722 738 407 218 113
55 Heading to the elephanth floor? 1.6003 0.02962 678 391 167 120
56 Don’t talk about him like he’s not here. 1.6003 0.02799 703 390 204 109
57 He never forgets our floor. 1.5997 0.02737 702 381 221 100
58 He’s looking for a one bedroom with a large bathtub. 1.5980 0.02839 684 381 197 106
59 You might want to wait for the next car. Someone just farted. 1.5974 0.02854 693 391 190 112
60 He is going to paint my place for peanuts. 1.5958 0.02829 673 372 201 100
61 It's my therapy animal. I've got memory issues. 1.5952 0.02943 667 382 173 112
62 What floor again? Just kidding, this guy remembers everything. 1.5945 0.02951 619 343 184 92
63 Apparently there was already an elephant in the room, so we're leaving 1.5933 0.03076 627 365 152 110
64 Got a shovel? 1.5926 0.02918 621 342 190 89
65 Please don’t pet her she’s a service elephant. 1.5918 0.02950 610 337 185 88
66 Since you didn't want to address it back in the room, I thought I would bring it up here. 1.5909 0.03010 638 368 163 107
67 No, I’m a democrat. Why do you ask? 1.5892 0.02947 628 353 180 95
68 It’s not even in the room and you still bring it up. 1.5880 0.02892 619 340 194 85
69 I found him fleeing from Trump Tower. 1.5864 0.03084 602 348 155 99
70 Down, probably. 1.5853 0.03018 586 328 173 85
71 Please tell me you see it too... 1.5840 0.03035 589 333 168 88
72 I'm afraid you're mistaken sir, this is the Elephator 1.5839 0.03094 584 335 157 92
73 It was such a relief to get that monkey off my back. 1.5838 0.03121 591 344 149 98
74 Trust me, in this room, everyone is talking about the elephant. 1.5836 0.02840 586 316 200 70
75 No this is Trunk Towers 1.5836 0.03278 586 357 116 113
76 I did get a haircut, thanks for noticing. 1.5823 0.03126 565 323 154 86
77 The revolving door was worse. 1.5816 0.03191 564 329 142 93
78 It was much easier to ignore him in the room." 1.5812 0.03123 542 304 161 77
79 There was a mouse in the stairwell. 1.5798 0.03182 564 329 143 92
80 Surprisingly, he forgot his Floor number again. 1.5790 0.02992 563 310 180 73
81 The freight elevator has mice 1.5790 0.03146 563 325 150 88
82 We love it here. Our last place was a 6 floor walk up. 1.5769 0.03096 546 307 163 76
83 You can come in if you don’t talk about him. 1.5753 0.03003 558 309 177 72
84 Yeah, we're definetly going down. 1.5751 0.03053 546 304 170 72
85 You wouldn't happen to have a plastic bag on you by any chance 1.5743 0.03127 538 331 115 91
86 Technically, we don’t have to discuss it until he gets in the room 1.5733 0.03227 525 303 143 79
87 This is the Republican elevator. We're going down. 1.5728 0.03392 529 322 111 96
88 How much do you weigh? 1.5722 0.03211 526 303 145 78
89 Up? Are you kidding? 1.5717 0.03214 523 301 145 77
90 He's from the GOP. He's used to invading places he doesn't belong. 1.5709 0.03356 515 307 122 86
91 We can all fit! I think there's still room in the trunk. 1.5697 0.03164 509 286 156 67
92 It's a zoo in here, so you might want to wait for the next one. 1.5686 0.03266 503 290 140 73
93 He identifies as a human. 1.5676 0.03443 488 292 115 81
94 What else would you expect in Trump Towers? 1.5659 0.03464 493 299 109 85
95 Well, she remembers you… 1.5656 0.03204 511 293 147 71
96 No, it's going down. Trust me. 1.5653 0.03297 490 283 137 70
97 Don't mind him, he's just a metaphor. 1.5649 0.03436 485 290 116 79
98 Going down-- or maybe that’s obvious. 1.5638 0.03134 486 268 162 56
99 Do you have an extra large trash bag I can borrow? 1.5637 0.03290 479 274 140 65
100 After this we’re tackling his fear of mice. 1.5616 0.03237 479 271 147 61
101 She's my therapy animal. 1.5609 0.03307 476 274 137 65
102 Well, how did you think the elephant in the room got there? 1.5608 0.03543 469 286 103 80
103 The pet clause was very vague. 1.5604 0.03178 480 268 155 57
104 "Because there is a mouse in the staircase. That's why." 1.5586 0.03569 469 289 98 82
105 ‘You can ignore them in the room, but turns out it’s harder in an elevator…’ 1.5576 0.03960 382 236 79 67
106 Doesn’t matter which button you pushed, we’re going down. 1.5573 0.03610 454 279 97 78
107 Well we got the elephant out of the room. Now what? 1.5568 0.03387 449 259 130 60
108 Sure, he takes up a lot of space for an elevator operator but he never forgets a floor! 1.5533 0.03375 441 253 132 56
109 He says he wants to leave the party, he is tired of being a political embarrassment, and done with being blamed just for being in the room. 1.5532 0.03699 432 267 91 74
110 It pays more than dog walking. 1.5500 0.03470 420 243 123 54
111 Is the mouse still out there? 1.5498 0.03633 422 255 102 65
112 It's ok. We're both boosted 1.5492 0.03522 417 244 117 56
113 So what do you think of the new goatee? 1.5492 0.03651 417 257 93 67
114 They’re harmless, but the building is infested with them. 1.5489 0.03678 399 238 103 58
115 I'm pretty sure this is only going down. 1.5486 0.03507 401 230 122 49
116 She's housebroken, so it's just twice a day. But it's a fortune in 45 gallon trash bags. 1.5481 0.03610 416 249 106 61
117 Most people don't even notice my one arm anymore 1.5476 0.03631 420 254 102 64
118 He's easier to ignore in a room. 1.5472 0.03679 413 251 98 64
119 Going up or plummeting down? 1.5470 0.03650 415 251 101 63
120 It is an elephant. We can argue whether it's a room. 1.5465 0.03543 419 248 113 58
121 For the 4 o’clock meeting. We’re finally going to talk about it. 1.5459 0.03641 392 231 108 53
122 My wife simply refuses to acknowledge the elephant in the room, so we decided to go for a walk. 1.5446 0.03694 404 245 98 61
123 He got tired of people talking about him being in the room 1.5443 0.03625 384 224 111 49
124 This one goes all the way to the big top. 1.5442 0.03462 419 244 122 53
125 We don't talk about it in here, either. 1.5439 0.03628 399 237 107 55
126 She's fine in the apartment, but taking her for walks is a hassle. 1.5431 0.03426 394 222 130 42
127 There's room in back next to the giraffe. 1.5416 0.03554 397 232 115 50
128 Wait for the next elevator. He is claustrophobic. 1.5416 0.03628 373 216 112 45
129 Let's go. These guys know the best watering holes. 1.5396 0.03632 391 232 107 52
130 Sadly, the board feels he'd create a circus-like atmosphere. 1.5391 0.03664 384 228 105 51
131 Obviously, going down. 1.5391 0.03626 384 226 109 49
132 We’re definitely going down. 1.5387 0.03561 388 226 115 47
133 Believe it or not, he forgot what floor he lives on. 1.5383 0.03738 379 228 98 53
134 We’re not sure what breed. He’s a rescue. 1.5383 0.03615 379 232 91 54
135 Yeah, I'm surprised you mentioned him. No one usually talks about the elephant in the elevator, either. 1.5362 0.03425 373 229 98 46
136 The elevator is full of Republicans. Of COURSE we’re going down. 1.5351 0.03922 370 231 80 59
137 We're pachyd. 1.5349 0.03606 387 229 109 49
138 Even she is hiding from the GOP. 1.5337 0.03951 371 234 76 61
139 I found him wandering the Congressional parking lot. 1.5333 0.03674 375 223 104 48
140 There is an elephant, but no room. 1.5319 0.03922 361 224 82 55
141 Hey, meet Bob. He's moving into the apartment above yours. 1.5319 0.03700 361 213 104 44
142 That was the last emotional support animal they had left. 1.5315 0.03730 365 218 100 47
143 Sorry, we're already at the weight limit. 1.5314 0.03655 350 202 110 38
144 Marge told me it was time to quit ignoring the elephant in the room and take him out for a walk. 1.5299 0.03757 351 208 100 43
145 He heard elevator operators get paid peanuts. 1.5297 0.03720 353 208 103 42
146 Come on. Get in. We don’t have to talk about it. 1.5297 0.03847 353 214 91 48
147 He wants to know if you have a peanut allergy. 1.5287 0.03868 348 211 90 47
148 He just wants to go be the elephant in another room. 1.5287 0.03804 348 208 96 44
149 Any chance you got a hundred doggie bags on you? 1.5287 0.03671 348 202 108 38
150 Going down. Literally, and politically. 1.5284 0.03856 352 214 90 48
151 Metaphor eludes him. 1.5284 0.03787 335 199 96 40
152 If I can ignore it in here, I can ignore it anywhere. 1.5271 0.03801 351 211 95 45
153 Everyone in the room was ignoring him so we're going for a walk. 1.5265 0.03840 359 220 89 50
154 Say it's a 'comfort animal' and the condo association is helpless. 1.5263 0.03986 342 212 80 50
155 Let’s just say we tried taking the stairs. 1.5260 0.03754 346 205 100 41
156 5b is giving away free elephants. 1.5256 0.03857 352 215 89 48
157 I don’t want to talk about it, okay? 1.5256 0.03814 352 213 93 46
158 I can't really talk about it. 1.5256 0.03857 352 215 89 48
159 Oh hey Bob. Hop in - there’s something I wanted to talk to you about. 1.5248 0.03779 343 204 98 41
160 Yeah, I thought elephator was a typo too. 1.5244 0.04149 349 227 61 61
161 He gives riders something not to talk about. 1.5240 0.03808 334 198 97 39
162 We're going down. It's the only way we can go. 1.5201 0.03881 323 193 92 38
163 I finally found a way to keep unmasked people off the elevator. 1.5201 0.04074 323 201 76 46
164 It’s OK, he’s a RINO. 1.5188 0.04007 320 196 82 42
165 Sorry, this metaphor is full. 1.5186 0.04131 322 203 71 48
166 It's not really obvious until you get him in a room. 1.5183 0.03885 328 198 90 40
167 No, we're definitely going down. 1.5174 0.03754 317 184 102 31
168 Going down? Yes, and probably very fast. 1.5169 0.04008 325 201 80 44
169 He's afraid of stairs. 1.5159 0.04040 314 193 80 41
170 If you're headed for the party in 7B, it's a zoo 1.5158 0.04144 316 199 71 46
171 He’s here to visit his friend, the 800 pound gorilla. 1.5145 0.04070 311 192 78 41
172 We can’t go farther to the Right, so we’re going Down. 1.5144 0.04150 313 197 71 45
173 There were mice in our room. 1.5131 0.03907 306 182 91 33
174 How do you think they get to the room in the 1st place? 1.5131 0.04198 306 193 69 44
175 No one could focus with him in the room. 1.5130 0.03995 308 187 84 37
176 We moved into the apartment above you. But don’t worry, we don’t do high impact aerobics. Just yoga. 1.5129 0.03815 310 182 97 31
177 No, I’m sorry, one more would put us over the weight limit. 1.5116 0.04199 301 189 70 42
178 Nothing but conspiracy theories the entire way down. 1.5116 0.04199 301 189 70 42
179 Since you never want to talk about it , I’m taking the elephant out of the room. 1.5100 0.04020 300 182 83 35
180 Oddly he never remembers which floor he wants. 1.5099 0.04000 302 183 84 35
181 It’s a ‘Bring Your Favorite Metaphor’ party. 1.5085 0.04314 293 187 63 43
182 It's a Pachydoodle. 1.5083 0.04119 301 187 75 39
183 Going down. Possibly very fast. 1.5068 0.03911 292 175 87 30
184 He never forgets which level I parked on 1.5068 0.04254 296 188 66 42
185 Hope you’re not in a hurry, his trunk pushes like six buttons at a time. 1.5068 0.03888 296 175 92 29
186 It doesn’t matter which button you push, this elevator is going down. 1.5065 0.03880 306 183 91 32
187 We saw a mouse in the stairwell. 1.5052 0.04067 287 174 81 32
188 He's a rescue. . . 1.5052 0.03914 287 171 88 28
189 They need an elephant in the room on floor seventeen. 1.5052 0.04025 291 176 83 32
190 There’s a mouse on the stairs. 1.5052 0.04025 291 176 83 32
191 When he’s in the room no one wants to talk about him, but in the elevator, everyone has something to say 1.5051 0.04238 295 187 67 41
192 I'm so ready to go home. Today's been a circus. 1.5037 0.03939 268 155 91 22
193 Well, how do you think the elephant gets in the room? 1.5035 0.04358 282 180 62 40
194 It turns out it’s much easier to ignore the elephant in the room than in the elevator. 1.5035 0.04387 282 181 60 41
195 He's my support animal. 1.5035 0.04150 282 173 76 33
196 This is wrong on so many levels. 1.5035 0.03955 286 170 88 28
197 Yeah, we get the same reaction from people when we board a plane. 1.5035 0.04077 286 174 80 32
198 You're the first person to mention it. 1.5035 0.04047 286 173 82 31
199 Actually, everybody wants to talk about it. 1.5034 0.04266 290 184 66 40
200 How did you think they get into the rooms? 1.5018 0.04538 279 184 50 45
201 I have to warn you, it's a lot harder to ignore than when it's in a room. 1.5018 0.04245 279 174 70 35
202 Interestingly, everyone does mention the elephant in the elevator 1.5018 0.04341 281 179 63 39
203 If you are willing to acknowledge it, there might be room for one more. 1.5018 0.04252 281 176 69 36
204 I hear it’s also a jungle out there. 1.5017 0.03820 287 167 96 24
205 I'm taking the elephant to the room 1.5000 0.04145 274 167 77 30
206 I'm returning the elephant. He ripped off your left arm and my right arm. 1.5000 0.04334 274 173 65 36
207 Is this the big and tall department? 1.4982 0.04275 279 176 67 36
208 Since you keep complaining about the elephant in the room, I decided to move it to the lobby. 1.4982 0.04123 273 166 78 29
209 You know how hard they are to ignore in a room? Try an elevator. 1.4962 0.04169 266 162 76 28
210 No, the question is, "How do I get her out?" 1.4945 0.04211 271 168 72 31
211 Sorry, this place is a zoo in the morning. 1.4943 0.03191 265 174 67 22
212 He’s taking me down with the rest of the Republican Party 1.4943 0.04373 263 166 64 33
213 I finally got it out of the room. 1.4929 0.04211 282 178 69 35
214 Nobody wants to talk about it. 1.4925 0.04532 268 176 52 40
215 How did you think that the elephant in the room got to the room? 1.4925 0.04501 268 175 54 39
216 Oh so NOW you want to discuss it! 1.4925 0.04335 266 168 65 33
217 I'm pretty sure we'll be going down 1.4925 0.04168 266 163 75 28
218 Sorry, he loves to press all the buttons. 1.4924 0.04087 264 159 80 25
219 It took me forever to find a building that accepts pets 1.4924 0.04020 262 165 69 28
220 Well, the good news is that the elephant is no longer in the room... 1.4924 0.04249 262 164 68 30
221 I tried to leave him at home but he's a metaphor. 1.4923 0.04477 260 167 58 35
222 The condo association bylaws just say no cats or dogs. 1.4923 0.04150 260 160 73 27
223 He said he''ll give you back your arm if you give back his tusks. 1.4922 0.04668 258 171 47 40
224 There might be some room under the giraffe. 1.4906 0.04816 267 185 33 49
225 We don't know the breed... he's a rescue." 1.4905 0.04630 263 175 47 41
226 He claims he can’t remember his floor. 1.4903 0.04239 257 158 72 27
227 Strange, isn't it? Both start with 'e-l-e' and both have 8 letters. 1.4884 0.04262 258 160 70 28
228 It's my Service Elephant. 1.4880 0.04097 250 149 80 21
229 I hate to address the elephant in the room, but you do know there's a weight limit, right? 1.4862 0.04324 253 158 67 28
230 As long as you call it your 'emotional support animal' management can't do a thing! 1.4862 0.04605 253 166 51 36
231 How do you think you get 'the elephant in the room'? 1.4861 0.04422 251 159 62 30
232 I got an emotional support animal to help with my claustrophobia. 1.4861 0.03844 251 174 44 31
233 Don’t worry, I’m vaccinated 1.4859 0.04592 249 162 53 34
234 No, sorry, this is the Dumbowaiter 1.4848 0.04293 264 167 66 31
235 There's room in the trunk. 1.4843 0.04453 254 163 59 32
236 You know, it's not always just a figure of speech. 1.4839 0.04606 248 162 52 34
237 Relax, she’s a registered service animal. 1.4839 0.04313 248 154 68 26
238 Sorry I’m late, the lobby was a zoo. 1.4837 0.04376 246 154 65 27
239 What a coincidence! There was an elephant in the other room too 1.4837 0.04526 246 158 57 31
240 It turned out the elephant in the room was, in fact, an elephant in the room. 1.4835 0.04468 242 153 61 28
241 We’ve had our ups and downs but it’s time to acknowledge the elephant in the room 1.4835 0.04468 242 153 61 28
242 He’s not really allowed but no-one admits he’s there. 1.4816 0.04612 245 160 52 33
243 Memory support animal. 1.4816 0.04612 245 160 52 33
244 Could I barrow a broom and a large shovel ? 1.4816 0.04312 245 152 68 25
245 There's a trunk sale on the 3rd floor. 1.4815 0.04785 243 163 43 37
246 Dude, I said I didn't want to talk about it. 1.4815 0.04338 243 151 67 25
247 The tenant below me plays loud music. I asked him how he would like it if I took up tap dancing. He said be my guest. 1.4813 0.04707 241 159 48 34
248 Where did you put the shovel? I'm taking Sparky for a walk. 1.4813 0.04520 241 154 58 29
249 Sorry,he pushed the buttons for every floor. 1.4812 0.04371 239 151 62 26
250 You see 'em, right? 1.4795 0.04626 244 160 51 33
251 Not much - how about you? 1.4792 0.04377 240 150 65 25
252 Well, he's not in the room anymore. 1.4790 0.04715 238 157 48 33
253 OK, we might as well get it over with and discuss the elevator in the room. 1.4790 0.04715 238 157 48 33
254 He's afraid of the stairs. 1.4790 0.04404 238 149 64 25
255 No, that’s down the hall. This is the ‘Elephator’. 1.4790 0.04601 238 154 54 30
256 this is taking the Elephant in the Room to a new level 1.4786 0.04540 234 149 58 27
257 We’re all ears. 1.4772 0.04140 241 148 72 21
258 I suggest you take the next one. 1.4762 0.04459 231 145 62 24
259 Do you have a shovel? 1.4760 0.04529 229 145 59 25
260 There’s room if you don’t have a trunk. 1.4760 0.04572 229 146 57 26
261 Right now, this elevator is only going down. 1.4760 0.04487 229 144 61 24
262 I push "up" but nothing happens. 1.4760 0.04401 229 142 65 22
263 He wants to leave because he was uncomfortable just standing there in the room. No one wanted to acknowledge him. 1.4744 0.04580 234 151 55 28
264 For once in your life acknowledge the elephant in the room, Larry 1.4744 0.04580 234 151 55 28
265 Now that you mention it, I think I do live in the apartment directly above yours... Why do you ask? 1.4741 0.04609 232 150 54 28
266 And you think it’s uncomfortable when there’s an elephant in the room. 1.4741 0.04568 232 149 56 27
267 I'd like to address the elephant in the room, but he is stuck in the elevator 1.4739 0.04430 230 144 63 23
268 Are we really not going to talk about it? 1.4737 0.04751 228 150 48 30
269 Man, I long for the days when I only had a monkey on my back. 1.4732 0.04732 224 146 50 28
270 Is it because I'm black? 1.4714 0.04726 227 149 49 29
271 I never talk about him, but it is bring your pet to work day. 1.4711 0.04587 225 144 56 25
272 He helps me remember what floor to get off on. 1.4709 0.04439 223 139 63 21
273 Plenty of room… 2 dozen clowns just got off 1.4688 0.04856 224 150 43 31
274 It worked out great, the circus posted the elephant walker job the same week I lost my sense of smell. 1.4685 0.04169 222 148 50 24
275 We just can’t help bringing up the elephant in the room. 1.4685 0.04360 222 137 66 19
276 You try telling him we’re over capacity! 1.4685 0.04498 222 140 60 22
277 Mr. Never-Forgets left the key in his room. 1.4685 0.04847 222 148 44 30
278 It's a rescue. 1.4682 0.04838 220 146 45 29
279 I had a dog but the neighbors complained about the barking. 1.4682 0.04573 220 140 57 23
280 Says he’s invited to the reception for Attenborough in the penthouse. 1.4681 0.04275 235 146 68 21
281 I'm so upset. They're not going to return my cleaning deposit. 1.4679 0.04221 218 131 72 15
282 OK, wait for the next one, but all the clowns and their little car were right behind us! 1.4676 0.04635 216 138 55 23
283 We're picking up a RINO up on the 10th floor. 1.4676 0.04635 216 138 55 23
284 Yeah, well even the elephant in the room need his walk. 1.4664 0.04107 223 133 76 14
285 The bar ran out of peanuts so we're heading back to our room. 1.4664 0.04572 223 143 56 24
286 Some guy on 12 couldn't find a pony for his little girl's birthday party. 1.4657 0.04577 204 127 59 18
287 Yes. Odds are pretty good it’s going down. 1.4654 0.04382 217 134 65 18
288 Ever since Ringling Brothers went virtual, we can live anywhere. 1.4648 0.04913 213 142 43 28
289 Eveybody wants talk about it, once it’s there, but no one ever asks how it got there in the first place. 1.4648 0.04634 213 136 55 22
290 Do you need help remembering your floor? 1.4645 0.04569 211 133 58 20
291 Wait, how much do you weigh? 1.4636 0.04617 220 142 54 24
292 Please tell me this is the elephanth floor. 1.4634 0.04409 246 160 58 28
293 Remember when I told you that it sounded like a herd of elephants on the 3rd floor? 1.4623 0.04552 212 134 58 20
294 No, this one only goes down. 1.4622 0.04541 225 145 56 24
295 You ordered an elephant in the room? 1.4619 0.04778 210 137 49 24
296 Hey Tom, I’d like you finally meet THE elephant in the room.” 1.4615 0.04763 208 135 50 23
297 The hardest thing is dealing with the litter box. 1.4615 0.04955 208 139 42 27
298 I think it's time we talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.4608 0.04617 217 140 54 23
299 No, sorry, I think we can only really go down 1.4605 0.04139 228 139 73 16
300 Be careful. It's a jungle in here. 1.4601 0.04536 213 135 58 20
301 Oh, yeah. We are definitely going down. 1.4601 0.04585 213 136 56 21
302 At least, the elephant isn't in the room. 1.4597 0.04854 211 140 45 26
303 Funny, nobody ever mentions him. 1.4592 0.05132 196 132 38 26
304 He gets tired of always being in the room. 1.4589 0.04527 207 140 43 24
305 They're here to work in the memory-care ward. 1.4585 0.04814 205 134 48 23
306 How do you THINK the elephant in the room gets into the room?! 1.4583 0.04814 216 144 45 27
307 He always trips going down the stairs 1.4581 0.04643 203 129 55 19
308 Don‘t ask, don‘t tell. 1.4579 0.04616 214 138 54 22
309 It’s an elevator not a room. We can talk about him. 1.4577 0.04833 201 131 48 22
310 It’s cool. He’s my service elephant. He helps me remember.” 1.4562 0.04885 217 147 41 29
311 She likes pressing buttons, so this could be a while. 1.4550 0.04637 200 127 55 18
312 Yes, he forgot his floor and no, the irony isn't lost on us. 1.4550 0.05052 200 135 39 26
313 He said he was tired of being in The Room, with no one willing to address him. 1.4550 0.04849 200 131 47 22
314 She trips on her trunk going up the stairs. 1.4541 0.04534 196 122 59 15
315 They saw a mouse in the stairs. 1.4537 0.04396 205 127 63 15
316 If you think this looks funny you should see us on the escalator! 1.4537 0.04503 205 129 59 17
317 I tried the stairs— bengal tigers. 1.4533 0.04493 225 146 56 23
318 You can enter safely if you’re under 19 pounds. 1.4527 0.04726 201 130 51 20
319 I'm not sure, but I'd say the odds are we're going down. 1.4523 0.04598 199 126 56 17
320 He was so cute when he was little 1.4516 0.05059 186 123 42 21
321 The sixth floor is a Zoo today 1.4513 0.04491 195 121 60 14
322 Going up?” “Probably not… 1.4513 0.04939 195 129 44 22
323 Talk about what? 1.4508 0.05137 193 131 37 25
324 I'm your new upstairs neighbor! 1.4508 0.05031 193 129 41 23
325 The what? 1.4508 0.05031 193 129 41 23
326 Is this the GOP convention floor? 1.4508 0.04755 193 124 51 18
327 The elephant in the room is moving downstairs. 1.4508 0.04698 193 123 53 17
328 My therapist is retiring, so I have to take this home with me. 1.4508 0.05241 193 133 33 27
329 Giraffes are on ten. 1.4503 0.04960 191 126 44 21
330 It's a dumbowaiter. 1.4503 0.05124 191 129 38 24
331 You're welcome to join us, but we'll be going down really fast. 1.4503 0.04554 191 119 58 14
332 Hey Larry, meet Stan -- he's my comfort animal. 1.4503 0.04494 191 118 60 13
333 I suppose I can see why you'd think that. But I assure you, as per my pet deposit agreement, he is a schnauzer/french bulldog mix. 1.4490 0.04503 196 130 47 19
334 Believe me, I’ve ignored a lot worse. 1.4488 0.04657 205 133 52 20
335 The party’s in 12B, and wear your MAGA hat. 1.4485 0.04848 194 127 47 20
336 The one elephant who can’t remember the floor he lives on. 1.4479 0.04714 192 123 52 17
337 'He pressed all the buttons.' 1.4474 0.04864 190 124 47 19
338 You'll put it over the weight limit. 1.4474 0.04921 190 125 45 20
339 I'm afraid we can't talk about that. 1.4472 0.04650 199 128 53 18
340 Going down. Quickly. 1.4472 0.04863 199 132 45 22
341 I couldn't remember your floor, but he never forgets. 1.4468 0.05073 188 126 40 22
342 It's OK. He knows we see him. 1.4468 0.04784 188 121 50 17
343 You should probably know that he likes to push all the buttons... 1.4462 0.05113 186 125 39 22
344 The listing said it's a mammoth apartment. 1.4462 0.05113 186 125 39 22
345 This is how the elephant gets into the room. 1.4462 0.04760 186 119 51 16
346 I think there's room,but I'd stand towards the front 1.4459 0.04397 222 143 59 20
347 Do you have a shovel I could borrow? 1.4450 0.04551 191 120 57 14
348 No matter what button we push, we keep going down 1.4450 0.04632 200 129 53 18
349 SCOTUS hasn't ruled on this yet, so we booked a room. 1.4444 0.05136 198 137 34 27
350 Are you sure you want to get on? She pushed the button for every floor. 1.4444 0.05051 189 127 40 22
351 Once you commit to the elephant in the room metaphor, it follows you everywhere. 1.4439 0.03210 196 142 35 18
352 I have to warn you. He just pressed all the buttons. 1.4439 0.04801 187 121 49 17
353 He heard there is a mouse in the stairwell. 1.4438 0.05162 178 119 39 20
354 At the moment, this is down only. 1.4433 0.04845 194 128 46 20
355 I’m getting the elephant out of the room. 1.4432 0.05189 185 126 36 23
356 The stairs are really hard on her knees. 1.4432 0.04898 185 121 46 18
357 I'm helping him escape from being his party's logo. 1.4420 0.05216 181 123 36 22
358 He’s a service animal 1.4420 0.05097 181 121 40 20
359 I would have forgotten to pick you up if he hadn't reminded me. 1.4407 0.05056 177 117 42 18
360 Couldn’t go up if we tried. 1.4406 0.04650 202 132 51 19
361 Sorry, can you get the next one? You'd put us right over the weight limit. 1.4402 0.04824 184 125 41 18
362 We have made some progress. The elephant is no longer in the room. 1.4400 0.04683 200 131 50 19
363 I'm pretty sure we're headed to the basement. 1.4398 0.04784 191 125 48 18
364 You don’t even want to know where my wife is standing. 1.4396 0.04766 182 117 50 15
365 No one wants to talk about him, so we are leaving the party. 1.4396 0.04702 182 116 52 14
366 Remember that $10 a month adopt an elephant ad you responded to? 1.4396 0.05134 182 123 38 21
367 You did not want to talk about him,so we are leaving! 1.4394 0.04717 198 130 49 19
368 I was happy to find a building that allowed pets -- but let me tell you, walking this guy and picking up after him is a whole experience. 1.4388 0.04467 196 124 58 14
369 As you can imagine, this one only goes down. 1.4385 0.04423 187 116 60 11
370 he said he remembered you 1.4384 0.04525 203 131 55 17
371 He wants to know if your vaccinated. 1.4382 0.05398 178 124 30 24
372 Poor guy had to take the stairs throughout Covid due to spacing rules. 1.4382 0.05033 178 118 42 18
373 I realize the gravity of the situation. 1.4382 0.05096 178 119 40 19
374 I got tired of having him in my room. 1.4382 0.04247 178 122 41 14
375 A mouse is using the freight elevator. 1.4375 0.05075 176 117 41 18
376 Yeah, working for Doordash was easier when they only delivered food. 1.4375 0.04879 176 114 47 15
377 Sorry, if you get on we exceed the weight limit. 1.4372 0.04683 183 117 52 14
378 Please tell me your mice problem is all cleared up. 1.4372 0.04871 183 120 46 17
379 What elephant? Everything's just fine. 1.4371 0.05204 167 111 39 17
380 Herd immunity, going up? 1.4371 0.05204 167 111 39 17
381 And the best part is he never forgets where we live. 1.4362 0.05010 188 127 40 21
382 You're right. It is getting harder to ignore. 1.4362 0.04895 188 125 44 19
383 It’s that my goatee is weird isn’t it 1.4362 0.04717 188 122 50 16
384 He's afraid to go into his apartment. Turns out Mr. "Never Forgets" forgot it's his anniversary. 1.4358 0.04820 179 116 48 15
385 Please don't tell the super that I have a pet. 1.4355 0.04691 186 120 51 15
386 Welcome to Ivory Tower. 1.4353 0.05068 170 112 42 16
387 You're fine: the permit says it can hold eight. 1.4343 0.04963 175 115 44 16
388 I know, I know, it's risky . . . I should be wearing a mask. 1.4343 0.05157 175 118 38 19
389 Let’s talk about it in the room. 1.4343 0.04963 175 115 44 16
390 Seriously, he pressed EVERY button 1.4343 0.05157 175 118 38 19
391 We're headed to the park. My wife thought it was time to air the elephant in the room. 1.4341 0.04888 182 120 45 17
392 Are we going to talk about it? 1.4341 0.04534 182 122 44 16
393 Is the RNC convention on this floor? 1.4333 0.04927 180 119 44 17
394 Maintenance said there is an elephant somewhere in the building, be on the lookout. 1.4327 0.04976 171 112 44 15
395 Be thankful she backed in 1.4327 0.05245 171 116 36 19
396 No, the elephants are real. I'm the hallucination. 1.4327 0.05112 171 114 40 17
397 Heading back up…believe it or not, he forgot his keys 1.4327 0.05310 171 117 34 20
398 If you want to talk about it, we'll be in the room. 1.4327 0.05112 171 114 40 17
399 We’re stopping at every floor. They can’t remember which is theirs. 1.4327 0.04976 171 112 44 15
400 My support pet. The Fair Housing Act allows it. 1.4320 0.04299 169 119 34 16
401 We had to leave our apartment for obvious reasons. We found a mouse. 1.4320 0.04946 169 110 45 14
402 I’m just relieved you’re not an 800 pound gorilla. 1.4320 0.05357 169 116 33 20
403 He says that’s why they call it an ele-vator. 1.4318 0.04529 176 110 56 10
404 Yes, I know. My therapist says I have to address it. 1.4318 0.04600 176 118 43 14
405 GOP is weighing us down. Come back later. 1.4318 0.05070 176 118 40 18
406 They don't allow dogs. 1.4318 0.05006 176 117 42 17
407 Yes, of course. We won’t talk about it. 1.4318 0.05259 176 121 34 21
408 My downstairs neighbor's not happy, but the lease just says you can't have dogs or cats. 1.4316 0.04108 190 130 45 15
409 Come on in,the weight limit is irrelephant. 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
410 We've all agreed to ignore him. 1.4310 0.05304 174 120 33 21
411 I’ve got a delivery for Marjorie Taylor Greene. 1.4309 0.05119 181 126 33 22
412 We're going down. We can only go down. 1.4302 0.05089 172 115 40 17
413 Sure, her profile was misleading, but who hasn't lied about their age before. 1.4294 0.05331 170 117 33 20
414 You just can’t ignore the elephant in the elevator 1.4294 0.04924 170 111 45 14
415 Despite what they say, it's just not that easy to get an elephant in the room 1.4294 0.05173 177 121 36 20
416 They finally found a lift attendant who remembers your floor. 1.4294 0.05356 177 124 30 23
417 I don't know. We never talk about it. 1.4293 0.04944 205 143 36 26
418 What pet policy? 1.4286 0.05175 168 113 38 17
419 Before you get in, I swear to God it wasn't me. 1.4286 0.05175 168 113 38 17
420 Is the Big & Tall Shop on this floor? 1.4286 0.04744 168 107 50 11
421 I think he smelled the peanuts in my pocket. 1.4286 0.04964 168 110 44 14
422 The GOP convention upstairs has turned into a 3 ring circus. 1.4286 0.05311 168 115 34 19
423 Another Supreme Court Nominee. 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
424 I preferred when the building was a pigsty. 1.4286 0.04781 203 138 43 22
425 Well..... she's afraid of the stairs 1.4286 0.04819 168 108 48 12
426 The RNC is bugging me to donate. 1.4286 0.04127 175 129 28 17
427 This ride is brought to you by the letter E. 1.4286 0.05311 168 115 34 19
428 Taking her home. She was getting tired of being constantly ignored. 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
429 I told the landlord they had large trunks so he said use the freight elevator. 1.4278 0.04806 194 133 40 21
430 Well,at least it's not in the room anymore. 1.4278 0.04859 180 119 45 16
431 The building only had a “no cats and dogs policy” 1.4278 0.04859 180 119 45 16
432 You see him too?! 1.4277 0.05150 166 111 39 16
433 It’ll take a while. He likes to push all the buttons. 1.4277 0.05150 166 111 39 16
434 And he works for peanuts! 1.4277 0.05150 166 111 39 16
435 There's not much room for discussion. 1.4277 0.05078 166 110 41 15
436 Heading up to the David Attenborough lecture? 1.4270 0.04864 178 120 41 17
437 We don't have to talk about him, if that's what you're worried about. 1.4270 0.04832 178 119 43 16
438 You've never ridden an Elephator? 1.4270 0.05211 178 123 34 21
439 When they heard it was a trunk show, they insisted on coming. 1.4270 0.05150 178 122 36 20
440 Up? We'll try ... 1.4268 0.04821 164 105 48 11
441 What's the point of having a weight limit of 1,500lbs if we never get to use it? 1.4268 0.05585 157 109 29 19
442 Its my comfort elephant 1.4261 0.04936 176 117 43 16
443 He's Republican, so of course we're headed down. 1.4260 0.04941 169 113 41 15
444 Don't let the light fool you, we are going down. 1.4253 0.04701 174 112 50 12
445 I need to warn you that she just ate a whole bag of spicy peanuts. 1.4251 0.05466 167 117 29 21
446 I try to get him out of the room as often as possible. 1.4251 0.04982 167 110 43 14
447 Wow, I guess I do have the apartment directly above yours. How did you know? 1.4251 0.04982 167 110 43 14
448 Good party but it was a real circus in there. 1.4251 0.05054 167 111 41 15
449 You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find a pet friendly building. 1.4251 0.04684 167 106 51 10
450 Apparently there's a mouse in the lobby. 1.4242 0.05169 165 111 38 16
451 She was much smaller when we first got her. 1.4242 0.04642 165 104 52 9
452 It’s the new elevator operator. He works for peanuts. 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
453 Don't mention weight limits. She's very sensitive. 1.4235 0.05194 170 116 36 18
454 Sorry. We’d be over the limit. 1.4235 0.04919 170 112 44 14
455 Got a 30 gallon trash bag? I'm taking Henry out for his constitutional. 1.4235 0.05326 170 118 32 20
456 Until I can get him out, this elevator only goes down. 1.4233 0.04758 163 104 49 10
457 Don't mention it. 1.4233 0.05357 163 112 33 18
458 Technically it’s not a room, so there’s nothing to talk about. 1.4233 0.05141 163 109 39 15
459 We don't go up. 1.4233 0.04072 163 113 38 12
460 Which floor did you say the socially awkward situation was on? 1.4226 0.04776 168 111 44 13
461 You're lucky the 800-pound gorilla just got off. 1.4226 0.05030 168 112 41 15
462 It came with the giraffe. 1.4226 0.05170 168 114 37 17
463 He's the best elevator operator. He never forgets your floor. 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
464 Not to brag, but I've been known to tickle the ivories 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
465 The sign said to use this lift for trunks. 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
466 Trust me—if you get in, we're gonna talk about it. 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
467 It’s even harder to ignore the elephant in the elevator 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
468 The donkey's already up there. 1.4220 0.05060 173 117 39 17
469 No, Todd – I don't think there's anything for us to discuss 1.4217 0.05215 166 113 36 17
470 Smart money says take the next one. 1.4216 0.04635 185 121 50 14
471 I don’t know what you’re talking about. 1.4214 0.04918 159 108 37 13
472 If you're coming in, we're gonna have to talk about it 1.4214 0.05078 159 105 41 13
473 If I were you, I'd wait for the next one. 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
474 There were mice on the stairs. 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
475 Now it's time for the elephant to be in your room. I'm tired of him 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
476 Of course there’s room for you, I’m the only one here.. 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
477 Any chance you got a shovel I can borrow? 1.4211 0.04825 171 112 46 13
478 It’s the best way we’ve found for getting the elephant into the room. 1.4211 0.04531 171 123 30 18
479 Because the hot tub is on the roof - duh!!! 1.4207 0.05189 164 111 37 16
480 No matter what, this thing's going down. 1.4207 0.04736 164 105 49 10
481 As long as you don’t address it, you don’t even know it’s there. 1.4205 0.04996 176 119 40 17
482 Sorry, there was a mouse in the stairwell. 1.4204 0.05201 157 105 38 14
483 Bob, there is no elephant and I am NOT in denial! 1.4204 0.05279 157 106 36 15
484 I'll be back later for the hippo. 1.4204 0.05042 157 103 42 12
485 Better grab it, the lions and tigers are next. 1.4201 0.05146 169 115 37 17
486 You are right, this place really is a Zoo. 1.4201 0.05007 169 113 41 15
487 He got tired of being in the room. 1.4192 0.05190 167 114 36 17
488 Got any tall kitchen garbage bags? 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
489 We're close to capacity. How much do you weigh? 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
490 I'm here to drop off the elephant in the room. 1.4186 0.05079 172 117 38 17
491 You didn't think he'd take the stairs, did you? 1.4177 0.05175 158 106 38 14
492 Sorry,he pressed all the buttons. 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
493 We're here for the mani-pedi special. 1.4177 0.05096 158 105 40 13
494 Nobody said a word about her, so I assumed it was OK. 1.4177 0.05252 158 107 36 15
495 I don't care which button you pushed, we're going down...fast. 1.4177 0.05017 158 109 34 15
496 Don’t worry about the weight limit, she identifies as a Dachshund. 1.4176 0.04583 170 121 32 17
497 My wife thinks my Party loyalty is a bit excessive,too! 1.4162 0.05055 173 118 38 17
498 This elevator doesn't go up. 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
499 Up? No. The only way we can go is down. 1.4157 0.04921 166 110 43 13
500 We're going to the zoo 1.4156 0.04292 154 103 42 9
501 What elephant in the room? You mean my new goatee? 1.4156 0.05021 154 101 42 11
502 I'm here to put the elephant in the room. 1.4151 0.05522 159 112 28 19
503 Sorry, I'd rather not discuss the metaphor in the room. 1.4151 0.04912 159 104 44 11
504 Just ignore it; everyone else does. 1.4149 0.04819 188 128 42 18
505 My wife told me to surprise her with a gift from the trunk show, 1.4145 0.04935 152 105 32 13
506 He's a loaner. My therapy dog's at the vet. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
507 He followed me home. He says he quit his party and can't go back. 1.4145 0.05635 152 107 27 18
508 Gee Dad,he followed me home! Can I keep him? Pleeeeze 1.4145 0.04979 152 99 43 10
509 How else do you think he manages to get into “the room”? 1.4145 0.05479 152 105 31 16
510 Dude,we gotta talk about the elephant in the room. It just got elevated. 1.4144 0.03992 181 133 32 16
511 I found him in the peanut gallery. 1.4138 0.05323 145 97 36 12
512 You try telling them there's a maximum capacity 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
513 Don't get in here if you're going to talk about my drinking. 1.4133 0.05450 150 103 32 15
514 You don't have a shovel, by chance. 1.4133 0.05691 150 106 26 18
515 If the coop board asks he's for emotional support 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
516 Don’t believe the hype, he’s been on here for an hour trying to remember which floor he’s on 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
517 Do you know if returns are on this floor? 1.4132 0.05184 167 115 35 17
518 He never forgets what floor I'm on... 1.4129 0.05399 155 107 32 16
519 How did you think it ever gets in the room in the first place? 1.4129 0.05079 155 103 40 12
520 Get in if you want, but I should warn you: he pushed all the buttons. 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
521 Is this the floor that has a vending machine with peanuts? 1.4124 0.04837 177 119 43 15
522 Apparently the circus is in town. 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
523 Yeah...but at least it's not in the room anymore. 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
524 Can we use your bathroom?” 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
525 It's astounding -- he never forgets my floor! 1.4118 0.05207 153 103 37 13
526 It’s ok we’re vaccinated 1.4118 0.05370 153 105 33 15
527 No. Three's a crowd. 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
528 Actually, I'm the emotional support animal. 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
529 It's a pet friendly hotel. 1.4106 0.05255 151 102 36 13
530 She’s a rescue elephant. 1.4103 0.05743 156 113 22 21
531 No one seems to want to mention it. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
532 The stairs were a disaster 1.4094 0.05554 149 104 29 16
533 Before you say anything,it wasn’t me. 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
534 Finally got a service animal for my claustrophobia. 1.4094 0.04950 149 97 43 9
535 Which room needs an elephant? 1.4094 0.04763 149 105 31 13
536 Up is not an option. 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
537 ‘ … then I learned why no-one talks about it’ 1.4094 0.04857 149 100 37 10
538 Pet sitting gig it said. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
539 WEIGHT LIMIT REACHED. NO MORE TRUNKS. 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
540 We're headed up to the peanut gallery. 1.4083 0.05134 169 117 35 17
541 No, we don't live here. We just like to come here and tell random people that we are their new upstairs neighbors. 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
542 He loves the music. 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
543 The last thing my wife said was, "Something larger than a Saint Bernard." 1.4082 0.04803 147 94 46 7
544 Sorry, I just take him up once a month for my therapy session. 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
545 Sure, hop on. The sign says the elevator’s capacity is fifteen occupants. 1.4076 0.04863 157 103 44 10
546 I thought it just stayed in the room. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
547 Well, how else do you think it gets into the room? 1.4069 0.05664 145 102 27 16
548 Obviously we are not going to talk about why he’s here! 1.4069 0.05178 145 99 34 12
549 Oh, yeah, this elevator is definitely going down. 1.4065 0.03627 155 111 35 9
550 He forgot what floor he lives on. 1.4056 0.05635 143 100 28 15
551 Watch what happens when we bounce up and down. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
552 Do you know your building's got elephants? 1.4056 0.04784 143 96 38 9
553 You can’t get in, and we can’t talk about why. 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
554 Yeah... This one's going down. 1.4054 0.05410 148 102 32 14
555 Big and Tall department? 1.4054 0.05324 148 101 34 13
556 Sorry man. You’ll put us over the weight limit. 1.4052 0.04945 153 101 42 10
557 We finally talked about the elephant in the room. And he talked back. 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
558 If you don't fit, there is room in the trunk. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
559 Turns out that posted weight limit is total BS. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
560 He's my emotional support animal and he's a HUGE help 1.4041 0.05716 146 104 25 17
561 Doc thought a memory supplement might help 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
562 Look at that elephant!” Clive remarked, artfully dodging the topic of Kevin’s new goatee 1.4041 0.05548 146 102 29 15
563 Snack machine working on this floor? 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
564 Hey, do you have a big plastic bag? I need to walk Bertha again. 1.4040 0.05573 151 107 27 17
565 Do you know what floor the trunk show is supposed to be on? 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
566 Actually he is a service elephant not an emotional support elephant so I can take him anywhere. 1.4038 0.05127 156 106 37 13
567 The elevator seems to be broken; it will only go down. 1.4038 0.04879 156 103 43 10
568 I think down is the only option. 1.4037 0.04857 161 107 43 11
569 It turns out there really was an elephant in the room. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
570 Says maximum capacity is four people. So yes, come in. 1.4028 0.04959 144 94 42 8
571 She heard there was a designer trunk sale on the mezzanine level. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
572 She pushed all the buttons. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
573 Yes, I’m sure this elevator is going up 1.4027 0.05032 149 99 40 10
574 I voted Republican that one time and now he'll never let me forget it. 1.4027 0.05209 149 101 36 12
575 Oh, very funny. No, he didn't forget to pack his trunk. 1.4027 0.05296 149 102 34 13
576 The co-op board didn't specify pet size. 1.4026 0.05254 154 106 34 14
577 What? You haven’t heard of an emotional support elephant? 1.4024 0.05097 164 113 36 15
578 He's a bit awkward for a service animal but I never forget anything. 1.4014 0.05199 142 95 37 10
579 We might have some room in the trunk. 1.4014 0.05747 142 101 25 16
580 There isn't a baggie big enough, I'm telling you. 1.4014 0.05102 142 94 39 9
581 We can no longer pretend it's not here. 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
582 No, it’s not going up. It’s going to the right. 1.4014 0.05570 142 99 29 14
583 He’s afraid of escalators. 1.4014 0.05659 142 100 27 15
584 The 800-pound gorilla is still in the room. 1.4014 0.05747 142 101 25 16
585 He had a hard time climbing the stairs 1.4014 0.05102 142 94 39 9
586 I told the bellhop I only had one trunk. 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
587 We're going to the roof. He thinks he's Dumbo. 1.4014 0.05570 142 99 29 14
588 The escalator’s not in service. 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
589 Man, that co-op board meeting really was a circus. 1.4014 0.05102 142 94 39 9
590 It’s right behind me, isn’t it? 1.4014 0.05570 142 98 29 14
591 I had a good time but she just felt like everyone ignored her all night... 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
592 Hopefully you’re going down. 1.4014 0.05199 142 95 37 10
593 Don't say it. 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
594 And I thought the elephant in the room was awkward. 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
595 There’s lots of space in the trunk. 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
596 The good news is I was able to adopt an animal from the shelter, the bad news is they were all out of cats. 1.4013 0.05464 152 107 29 16
597 Long story short: I figured I'm an Amazon Prime member, so how could I pass up the free shipping? 1.4012 0.05308 167 119 29 19
598 We're here to talk about that thing we never talk about. 1.4011 0.04758 177 120 43 14
599 Stop telling me I'm ignoring the obvious. 1.4000 0.04870 150 109 27 13
600 Sure it’s a bit crowed, but I wouldn’t wait for the lions if I were you. 1.4000 0.05185 160 111 34 15
601 We're here for the co-op interview. 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
602 Can you catch the next elevator. This one is pachydermed. 1.4000 0.04386 150 106 33 11
603 Someone finally addressed him, so now he’s looking for a new room. 1.3987 0.05590 153 110 25 18
604 Quit calling it fraud. The donkey won! 1.3986 0.05357 143 98 33 12
605 Oh, we don't talk about it. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
606 Let's not make this political. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
607 You can come in—we’re vaccinated. 1.3986 0.05538 143 100 29 14
608 It's easier to pretend he's not there. 1.3986 0.05299 138 93 35 10
609 He gets claustrophobic and wondered if you wouldn't mind waiting for the next one. 1.3986 0.05590 138 96 29 13
610 Just how did you think the elephant in the room gets to said room? 1.3986 0.05776 138 98 25 15
611 She couldn’t help pressing all the buttons. 1.3986 0.04119 138 98 30 8
612 We’re all vaccinated 1.3974 0.04472 156 111 31 13
613 They need an elephant in a room on the fifth floor. 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
614 And he pressed every button, too 1.3974 0.05322 151 105 32 14
615 Before I get off, we need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3974 0.05067 151 102 38 11
616 Room for one more what? 1.3973 0.05002 146 97 40 9
617 Nope, just down. 1.3972 0.05121 141 94 38 9
618 This is Peanut, my emotional support elephant. 1.3972 0.05219 141 95 36 10
619 There was a mouse in the apartment. 1.3972 0.05021 141 93 40 8
620 Nobody would ever talk about him when he was in the room. 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
621 Well, at least the elephant's no longer in the room.. 1.3971 0.05451 136 93 32 11
622 I'd like to say she won't remember that weight comment but the truth is she never forgets. 1.3971 0.05143 136 90 38 8
623 What are you talking about? 1.3971 0.05648 136 95 28 13
624 I did not expect you would bring this up 1.3971 0.05036 136 89 40 7
625 It’s pretty full, but there’s some room in the trunk 1.3961 0.05560 154 111 25 18
626 I sure wish my vet had a ground floor office. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
627 Up? Now that's a good question. 1.3957 0.05557 139 97 29 13
628 Would you like your an elephant in the room? I have an extra. 1.3957 0.05832 139 100 23 16
629 He got tired of being the elephant in the room. 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
630 It wasn't me, it was the elephant. 1.3957 0.05832 139 100 23 16
631 Turns out there IS a family of elephants living above us. 1.3957 0.05557 139 97 29 13
632 Number three on his bucket list. Elevator ride 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
633 Can't help you. Not my elephant, not my circus. 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
634 Well I'm sorry if the floors are thin but for your information, we wear socks and we tiptoe about, and I don't like what you're implying. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
635 I'll explain the problem once I get him back in the room. 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
636 Don't worry, just my emotional support animal 1.3942 0.05708 137 97 26 14
637 Oh, look, it's the guy who complained about my bowling alley. 1.3942 0.05802 137 98 24 15
638 The couple in 213 ordered an elephant in the room 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
639 Down. What else? 1.3942 0.05319 137 93 34 10
640 What can I say? I need a ton of emotional support. 1.3939 0.05064 165 115 35 15
641 The new elevator attendant works for peanuts. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
642 I said I would help get his trunk to the lobby. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
643 Got any poop bags? 1.3933 0.05508 150 107 27 16
644 It's either this or the 800 pound gorilla. 1.3933 0.05426 150 106 29 15
645 You can mention it, but wait until we get into the room. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
646 But you said to hire interns who’d work for peanuts. 1.3931 0.05160 145 101 32 12
647 Unlike the room, everyone mentions the elephant in the elevator”. 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
648 No, there's no weight limit. 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
649 Do you mind if I let the elephant in the room? 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
650 He pressed all the buttons again. 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
651 He's sensitive about asking for help. But his unk-tray is too big to press the utton-bay. 1.3926 0.04886 135 95 30 10
652 This is the basement? I could have sworn I pressed 'up'. 1.3926 0.04411 135 93 35 7
653 It's a Circus up there! 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
654 Wait until you see how I get it on the plane. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
655 So I said fine, you keep talking about the elephant in the room, let's just get him out of here. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
656 The other one has a donkey in it, but neither will take you where you want to go. 1.3926 0.05957 135 98 21 16
657 I was the one who finally talked about it, so now I'm the one who has to take it to therapy. 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
658 Lucky for you the giraffe just got out at the last stop. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
659 There's room. Just don't squeak. 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
660 Turns out that Sarah already had an elephant in the room. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
661 And the funny thing is, his name is Otis. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
662 The lease just says "No dogs or cats allowed." 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
663 Just me and bunch of Republicans going to hell. 1.3926 0.05957 135 98 21 16
664 There’s room, as long as you don’t talk about him. 1.3924 0.04822 158 106 42 10
665 Sorry, there’s a weight limit. 1.3924 0.04737 158 105 44 9
666 It's a beer and peanuts run. You in? 1.3922 0.05426 153 109 28 16
667 What? Is there something on my face? 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
668 Sorry, I’m bringing the elephant to the room. 1.3916 0.04711 143 103 30 10
669 My lease allows me one emotional support pet. 1.3913 0.05485 138 96 30 12
670 Sorry, the maximum weight capacity is 3 tons. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
671 You may want to take the stairs. 1.3910 0.04861 156 105 41 10
672 Get in, the tigers are next. 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
673 He wanted to try a new metaphor 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
674 Nice shirt. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
675 Oh him? No he's here for emotional support. 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
676 He says there was a mouse on the escalator. 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
677 Maximum capacity: one man and an elephant. I'm sorry 1.3897 0.05237 136 92 35 9
678 They are waiting for him in all the meeting rooms so they can ignore him 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
679 He’s an emotional support animal for my claustrophobia. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
680 So now it’s in the elevator. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
681 We’re going to the gym. The doctor says she’s heavy. 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
682 Hello Bob. You on your way to marriage counseling as well? 1.3893 0.05793 131 93 25 13
683 Is that a mouse in your pocket? 1.3893 0.05992 131 95 21 15
684 It's going down. Not by choice. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
685 So now they tell me, "No Pets." 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
686 We've all been vaccinated. 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
687 We don’t discuss it either… 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
688 I thought the idea was that we don’t talk about it. 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
689 Take the next one if you're allergic to peanuts. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
690 You can slide in but pretty sure we're only going down. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
691 Let's agree not to talk about it. 1.3882 0.04855 152 102 41 9
692 Yes, the building allows pets. 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
693 Don’t worry…we’ve all been vaccinated. 1.3876 0.05856 129 92 24 13
694 There were mice in the stairwell. 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
695 There is room but she pressed every button 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
696 Can you believe he’s just a puppy? 1.3876 0.04836 129 83 42 4
697 Don't mention the mouse. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
698 I keep pressing 'up', but it just won't move! And I'm afraid to press down. 1.3869 0.05792 137 99 23 15
699 Sorry, we’re going up…hopefully. 1.3869 0.04832 137 97 28 10
700 This elevator is going down. 1.3869 0.04240 137 96 32 8
701 Let's get to the room before we talk about it. 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
702 I might have room for you in the trunk. 1.3867 0.05417 150 107 28 15
703 We’re finally getting rid of the elephant in the room. 1.3862 0.05287 145 101 32 12
704 You should probably take the stairs. 1.3862 0.04813 145 96 42 7
705 At least it’s not in the room anymore. 1.3858 0.05249 127 85 35 7
706 There's plenty of room since the 800 lb gorilla got off on the roof. 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
707 He forgot which floor he wanted. 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
708 Everyone talks about the elephant in the room. But no one talks about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
709 I know you pressed "up" but I assure this elevator is going down 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
710 He broke the escalator. 1.3852 0.05041 135 90 38 7
711 Going down, as you may surmise 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
712 Oh, this is nothing. You should see the one we have in the US Supreme Court! 1.3846 0.05920 130 94 22 14
713 What, never been on an elephator? 1.3846 0.06118 130 96 18 16
714 I figured out why the elevator keeps breaking. 1.3846 0.05393 130 89 32 9
715 Well, he is no longer in the room. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
716 This hotel is a circus right now. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
717 She hates the stairs. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
718 Would you mind taking the next one? 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
719 The capacity limit says 4 persons so I think we’re okay. 1.3841 0.04590 151 99 46 6
720 He's been vaccinated, so it's fine. 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
721 Okay I got it out of the room,can we talk about it now? 1.3841 0.05664 138 99 25 14
722 He followed me home. Can I keep him? 1.3836 0.04885 146 98 40 8
723 I'm not even sure how he got in here let alone how he plans to get out. 1.3836 0.03979 146 107 29 10
724 This elevator can only go down. 1.3835 0.05198 133 90 35 8
725 Oddly enough, he forgot his floor number 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
726 We need to elevate the conversation about the elephant in the room. 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
727 Sorry, bro, but this elevator only goes down. 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
728 Sorry, he’s needed urgently for a metaphor in the upstairs room. 1.3828 0.05986 128 93 21 14
729 You'll probably want to wait for the next one. 1.3828 0.05334 128 87 33 8
730 We would take the freight elevator but he’s extra sensitive about his weight. 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
731 The landlord told me the apartment was pet-friendly.” 1.3828 0.04975 128 89 31 8
732 Don't bother with the rooftop bar, it's a circus up there. 1.3826 0.05602 149 108 23 17
733 Sorry. He’s having a lot of trouble pushing the button to his floor. 1.3824 0.05225 136 93 34 9
734 Sorry this lift is temporarily being used as a Dumbo-waiter. 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
735 Try to ignore him in here." 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
736 The stairs were full of clowns. 1.3810 0.05387 126 91 24 11
737 Tubby's not mine. I walk pachyderms to help pay for grad school. 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
738 What floor do they need the elephant in the room? 1.3810 0.06053 126 92 20 14
739 Shared custody with my ex it’s a long story. 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
740 Technically since he’s not in A room we don’t have to talk about him 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
741 We’ll, at least he’s no longer in the room. 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
742 He wants us to call it an ‘elephator.’ 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
743 Sorry, we've met the weight limit of this elevator. 1.3803 0.04869 142 95 40 7
744 He never forgets what floor we’re on. 1.3803 0.04970 142 96 38 8
745 She never forgets my floor. 1.3803 0.04765 142 94 42 6
746 Don't worry. He's only the elephant in this room; not in yours. 1.3798 0.05413 129 89 31 9
747 Wait, your service animal is a dog? Weird. 1.3798 0.05739 129 92 25 12
748 A room is one thing, but you just can’t avoid addressing the elephants in the elevator 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
749 Yes I know there’s an elephant in the room 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
750 Well, how did you think the elephant gets into the room? 1.3796 0.05592 137 98 26 13
751 He's relly very gentle, unless you try to associate him with politics. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
752 You’ve heard of the elephant in the room? We’ll this is how he gets there. 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
753 Because the giraffe would not fit. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
754 Yah, we have to be careful; the landlord doesn't allow pets. 1.3790 0.05562 124 89 25 10
755 Everyone was ignoring her so she’s leaving 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
756 ‘Skeletons in the Closet’ is two floors up. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
757 „I know what you are going to say, but technically an elevator is not a room.“ 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
758 Unless you weigh 42 lbs you're taking the stairs. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
759 Apparently the answer is one. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
760 He never forgets which floor. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
761 …and no one even wants to talk about it! 1.3780 0.04760 164 113 40 11
762 Did you bring a poop bag? 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
763 Let’s order Room Service. No pets in the restaurant, they said. 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
764 Turns out the elephant in the room was an elephant. 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
765 You can also order online…bronxzoo.com/gift shop 1.3780 0.05469 127 93 22 12
766 It goes down a lot faster than it goes up. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
767 No, I was referring to the metaphorical one. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
768 Did someone order an elephant in the room? 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
769 Watch me pull an elephant out of an elevator. 1.3776 0.04943 143 97 38 8
770 I’m removing the elephant in the room. 1.3775 0.05294 151 108 29 14
771 His name is Otis. 1.3770 0.05972 122 88 22 12
772 He’s a rescue from the circus. 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
773 I suggested he take the stairs, but I was then accused of fat-shaming. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
774 Unless you’re under 7 pounds we’ve reached weight capacity. 1.3770 0.05438 122 86 27 9
775 Sorry, we’re going up. Have been for hours, in fact. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
776 ...There's an elephant behind me, isn't there? 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
777 I’m your new neighbor, Joe Manchin. 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
778 How did I get him in here? With peanuts. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
779 I just couldn’t resist him at the pet store; he was the only elephant in the room. 1.3769 0.05908 130 95 21 14
780 My service dog is on holiday. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
781 He just likes pressing the buttons. 1.3768 0.04388 138 101 28 9
782 Going up? I don't think so. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
783 Yes, it’s a problem but we choose to ignore it. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
784 “If you weigh 26 pounds or less, hop aboard.” 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
785 You said you like elephants on Match.com! 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
786 Sorry, we're already 11,000 pounds over max capacity. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
787 He works for peanuts 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
788 Of course,you can come. It's only the two of us. 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
789 His name is Otis, and he belongs here. 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
790 Apparently if you don't address it, it follows you around. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
791 You're right Nobody ever talks about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
792 Trust me, it's going down. 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
793 Sorry. Like every four year-old, he likes to push the buttons for every floor all at once. 1.3759 0.05807 133 97 22 14
794 He didn't want to be the elephant in that room. 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
795 Might want to wait for the next one - the big guy got a little button happy. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
796 I know it's like out of a new yorker caption contest isn't it? 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
797 Ironically, she's forgotten which floor she lives on. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
798 We’re going up to the trunk show on seven. 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
799 HR says they work for peanuts, but the overhead is killing us. 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
800 Now do you see it? 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
801 Sorry,heading to the trunk room 1.3750 0.03137 128 97 20 8
802 If this was in color, he's be pink and I'd be drunk. 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
803 How did Noah do it?! 1.3750 0.05083 128 91 28 9
804 He said he forgot something. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
805 This is nothing! In my previous ride I was with the 800-pound gorilla! 1.3740 0.04312 131 96 25 9
806 Oh, sure, they’re cute when they’re little and you’re working remotely, but the shelter doesn't really warn you about the long-term repercussions." 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
807 Sorry Man, I’ll send it back up, I just have to unload the trunk 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
808 I think we can squeeze you in. 1.3740 0.05085 123 82 36 5
809 Ignore him. 1.3739 0.06354 115 85 17 13
810 Sorry, Beatniks and elephants only. 1.3731 0.05419 134 97 25 12
811 There's room, but it's in the back. 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
812 Can you keep a secret 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
813 He's too lazy to take the stairs. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
814 He promised not to push all the buttons this time. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
815 It's worse when his girlfriend sleeps over. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
816 That meeting was a circus. 1.3729 0.06230 118 87 18 13
817 Don't tell the coop board. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
818 Don't give me anymore crap about the elephant in the room. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
819 No, it's ok. You can talk about him. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
820 You want the elevator down the hall, this is the Dumbo waiter! 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
821 he was here when I got on 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
822 He's taking a break from being the elephant in the room. 1.3729 0.05422 118 85 24 9
823 He loves his walkie. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
824 So what did you think was making the noise, exactly? 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
825 Don't worry. There's plenty of room in the trunk." 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
826 I’m taking the elephant to a different room. 1.3729 0.06113 118 86 20 12
827 It’s a bit stuffy in here but it doesn’t smell as bad as the Democrat’s elevator. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
828 I'm pretty sure we're going down 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
829 Bushwick was cool, but I found I missed Dumbo. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
830 My memory is hazy so I got a support animal that doesn't forget things 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
831 How do you think the elephant gets to the room? 1.3721 0.05726 129 93 24 12
832 I finally got that 500 pound gorilla off my back. 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
833 You wouldn't happen to have a pooper scooper, would you? 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
834 Sorry. The meeting down on four is straying way off-topic, and they need him in the room. 1.3721 0.05934 129 95 20 14
835 We can’t remember on which level we parked 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
836 If you want to talk about it, we're going up. 1.3719 0.05331 121 85 28 8
837 It’s okay. He’s my service animal. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
838 We're going down - and fast, too. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
839 It wasn't me. 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
840 3B needs an elephant in the room. 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
841 I'm just trying to get the elephant into another room. 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
842 It was unsettling at first. But I knew that, sooner or later, I'd have to acknowledge him. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
843 I am NOT speaking metaphorically. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
844 Delivering your new service animal. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
845 Get in now before the giraffe gets here. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
846 Pandemic's over, and he REALLY wanted to get out of the room. 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
847 It’s a conservative event. No rhinos here. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
848 He felt ignored in the room. 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
849 Yes, there’s an elephant. But no room. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
850 Nope. Haven't seen him. 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
851 Can we at least wait until he's in the room before we start talking about him? 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
852 I can never remember my floor, so I take him with me. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
853 He left the room! 1.3689 0.05359 122 84 31 7
854 Sorry, no RINOs. 1.3689 0.05359 122 84 31 7
855 You can wait for the next one if you want, but remember this is the day the whale moves into 501. 1.3688 0.05024 141 100 31 10
856 Can u believe it, he forgot what floor he’s on” 1.3684 0.05594 133 98 22 13
857 Oddly enough, he doesn't mind when people talk about him. 1.3680 0.05148 125 85 34 6
858 I never come without him. He always remembers the floor. 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
859 Believe it or not,this was easier than the stairs. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
860 I think the real question we need to address is why we aren’t wearing masks in this small, poorly ventilated, indoor elevator space. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
861 I switched parties. 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
862 Jeff… We need to talk. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
863 Act casual. He doesn’t think we can see him. 1.3675 0.05235 117 79 33 5
864 The giraffe took the stairs. 1.3675 0.05897 117 83 23 10
865 I hope you are planning on going down. 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
866 They keep forgetting what floor they want. 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
867 Our workplace is becoming a circus. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
868 No man, we're goin' down. For sure. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
869 We’re the new diversity hires. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
870 What can I say...she was really small when we got her. 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
871 I would wait for the next elevator. We are already pachydermed. 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
872 Just don't mention the elephant in the room 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
873 Why do you ask? 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
874 You can get on only if you promise not to talk politics. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
875 This is my patient, Herb. He identifies as an elephant so let’s just go along with the ruse, okay? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
876 He’s finally housebroken. 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
877 We could pretend she’s not here, or you could wait for the next one. Your call. 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
878 He likes to get out of the room once in awhile. 1.3659 0.05324 123 85 31 7
879 He was too big for the room. 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
880 Who you calling Dumbo? 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
881 Pretty sure we’re going down. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
882 Don’t mind him, he doesn’t talk politics. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
883 Whatever you do, don’t refer to it as an ‘ivory tower’ when we get to the top. 1.3657 0.05949 134 101 17 16
884 Of course you can squeeze in -- I can't think of a reason why not! 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
885 Are you the one who ordered the elephant in the room? 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
886 The ivory tower rooftop is very exclusive 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
887 The pink ones are out of stock 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
888 I know what you are thinking but he was here when I got on... 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
889 You might want the clown car. 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
890 It's "Bring your human to work day" at the zoo. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
891 Sorry, dude, this elevator is full.... full of the hopes and dreams of Americans all over this fine country of ours. Plus, there's an elephant in here. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
892 Sorry. That mohair sweater would make him sneeze. 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
893 Sorry, it’s pached in here. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
894 Don't ask me. I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
895 Trying to ditch him but he says he won’t go until after the midterms. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
896 Yeah it’s one of those pandemic pets. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
897 Our therapist said my wife and I need to acknowledge the elephant in the room to resolve our problems, so now it's my turn to walk him. 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
898 If we ever get him out of here, I'm naming him "Otis" ! 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
899 We’re going to grab an avocado toast and 300 pounds of hay. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
900 Originally we called him Tiny, but one day we suddenly realized he wasn't. 1.3629 0.05876 124 91 21 12
901 We've got the whole herd upstairs. You'd be better off taking the stairs. 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
902 I didn't think it would grow that fast. 1.3628 0.05038 113 80 27 6
903 They’re auditioning for “Stomp”. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
904 He's an elephant of color but also a white elephant, if you get my clever play on words. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
905 I'm afraid this one only goes down. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
906 C'mon in. There's room in the trunk. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
907 They forgot their floor. 1.3621 0.05530 116 85 20 10
908 Keep walking. This is an elephator. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
909 Is this the floor for the trunk sale? 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
910 We’re looking for the rooms they’re supposed to be in 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
911 He said I'm the reason the elevator doors won't close. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
912 I mean…my therapist thinks I’m still not being honest with myself , but I disagree. 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
913 The minute someone in the room talked about him it seemed pointless to stay. 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
914 Well, we're definitely not going up... 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
915 For the moment, "down" is the only option 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
916 Sorry, there's an elephant with no room 1.3613 0.05752 119 88 20 11
917 Just stay home, man. It's a zoo out there. 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
918 Gentrification has priced her out of the Bronx zoo. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
919 I don't want to talk about it. 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
920 He said he's leaving because he doesn't want to be talked about. 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
921 The sign says it can fit fourteen more people. 1.3607 0.06056 122 91 18 13
922 I think I forgot the pooper scooper bag. 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
923 I believe we will be going down, fast. 1.3604 0.05474 111 79 25 7
924 Sorry, this elevator is going down. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
925 Don’t address the elephant in the room, he’s very shy 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
926 Is this the floor for the Supreme Court chambers? 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
927 I'd forgotten the drunken invitation I'd made at that bar in Nairobi, but they hadn't, of course. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
928 This is easier than the giraffe was. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
929 You know how I mentioned we needed to talk about the elephant in the room…well, this is the room. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
930 He was asked to leave the room. 1.3600 0.05836 125 92 21 12
931 I think it's time for the condo association to discuss the elephant in the elevator. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
932 She/they. 1.3596 0.05231 114 80 28 6
933 I know what it looks like 1.3596 0.05590 114 79 27 7
934 Kevin, Babar. Babar, Kevin. 1.3595 0.04829 153 110 32 11
935 The tenant meeting's a real zoo today. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
936 I'd wait for the next elevator if you have a peanut allergy. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
937 Ok. For your sake, I'm going to go ahead and address it. 1.3594 0.04801 128 86 38 4
938 I mean, it's like nobody is willing to talk about Ellie when she's in the room, only when she's out of it" 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
939 I think we’ve reached the weight limit. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
940 Four or five times a day. Why do you ask? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
941 It's okay, we're under the people limit. 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
942 He does not consider himself "freight". 1.3588 0.06040 131 100 15 16
943 My wife wanted to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
944 It wants to see my room. 1.3586 0.04609 145 106 29 10
945 This new operator never forgets my floor and he works for peanuts. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
946 Don't worry, he's a "Never Trump" Republican. 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
947 Depends. How much do you weigh? 1.3582 0.05392 134 99 23 12
948 He never forgets where I parked my car. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
949 Plenty of room if you’re comfortable not mentioning the elephant 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
950 I give up. When is a fart attack worse than a heart attack? 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
951 Five tons. Why do you ask? 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
952 It’s fast going down, but slow going up. Nobody knows why. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
953 Oh, service elevator! I thought you said circus elevator. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
954 Let's not talk about this. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
955 It's a tight squeeze, but there's room in the trunk. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
956 The building lifted the weight limit for pets. 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
957 He's my emotional support elephant. 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
958 Before we go, is there anything you’d like to address? 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
959 It only said, 'No dogs or cats.' 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
960 We’ve been trying to go up for half an hour. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
961 He jumps on the couch when I leave him at home 1.3577 0.05901 123 91 20 12
962 sorry - there's not even any more trunk space 1.3577 0.05180 123 85 32 6
963 This building has turned into a real jungle, Brad. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
964 You'll have to get in the trunk. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
965 Since you don't want to address the elephant in the room, how about the one in the elevator? 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
966 The Democrats took the stairs! 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
967 No matter what button you press, the elevator is going down 1.3571 0.05360 112 77 30 5
968 We don't talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
969 Why don't you tell me why you really want to wait for the next elevator. 1.3571 0.06195 112 83 18 11
970 we should probably address the elephant in the elevator 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
971 I'm sorry but I've moved as far to the right as I can. 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
972 I have a rising sense of the unmentionable. 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
973 Thank me: I’m taking the elephant out of the room. Problem solved. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
974 He was in a room. But felt ignored. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
975 I think I'm coming down with something. 1.3559 0.05386 118 85 25 8
976 The sign says capacity is 3 tons but I thought it was rude to ask 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
977 Sorry, but we're already at the weight limit. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
978 This is much worse than an elephant in the room. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
979 No, man. Right now this is definitely a down elevator. 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
980 Yes, it is hard to find qualified help, but he works for peanuts! 1.3554 0.04674 121 90 23 8
981 After I lost my second pet I said: never again. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
982 Can you get the next one? She worries about social distancing. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
983 As long as we make small talk it'll be like he's not even here. 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
984 I get herd immunity wherever I go. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
985 Nobody wants her in their room. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
986 Is there some obvious but sensitive topic you're not mentioning? 1.3551 0.05902 107 79 19 9
987 Wish us luck, we are just about to test the weight limit 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
988 "Check your lease. He's available to any tenant with a room," 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
989 the landlord was clear,"no dogs." 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
990 It's down only, remember. 1.3551 0.05353 107 73 30 4
991 The elephant is now in the room 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
992 So what if I wear white in October? 1.3551 0.06403 107 80 16 11
993 Come in if you want to. Just don’t talk about it. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
994 he's a service elephant 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
995 it's allowed, it's a support elephant 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
996 Nobody in the meeting brought up the elephant in the room but me,so they kicked us both out. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
997 I‘m her emotional support guy. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
998 Now can I bring it up? 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
999 LGBTQIAE, Party tenth floor. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
1000 Well, I was reading Babar to the kids, and.... 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
1001 Turns out, the weight limits in these things are more of a suggestion. 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1002 Is that what you’re wearing tonight? 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1003 Turns out, some Amazon Prime Day deals should not be made after a large glass of wine. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1004 Hey, Chuck, how’s it goin? 1.3540 0.06275 113 85 16 12
1005 Sorry! Gotta deliver these to an awkward conversation on the fifth floor. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1006 I would get the next one. Someone has farted in this one. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1007 Yeah, I know - but he thinks there are lions on the stairs. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1008 At least it's no longer in the room . . . 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
1009 I just don't feel like talking about it right now, do you mind taking the next one? 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
1010 Come on in! The occupancy maximum is in number of people, not pounds. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1011 Meet the new elevator operator Jimbo, he’s part of the condo board’s new cost-cutting plan… they say he works for peanuts. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
1012 He always remembers my floor! 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
1013 There’s also a starling on the stairs and an escolar on the escalator. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1014 Service animals, thanks. They help with my memory and other needs. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1015 At least I got him out of the room… 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1016 Did you bring your trunks? 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
1017 Which floor is luggage? My friend needs a new trunk. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1018 I think it’s time to talk about the elephant in the . . . Elevator. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1019 In what room are the January 6 hearings being held? 1.3521 0.05260 142 106 23 13
1020 He’s my memory support elephant, I think. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
1021 Can you call the Super? It's a circus up on my floor. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1022 It is safe, man! Occupancy is 9 and there are only two of us. 1.3520 0.05112 125 87 32 6
1023 Sure. We can talk about it on the way down. 1.3519 0.03434 108 78 26 3
1024 You're safe to get on as long as you have no peanuts in your pocket. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1025 No, this is not the elephant in the room. This is the elephant in the elevator. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1026 The pool no longer has any water. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 8
1027 Sorry dude, this elevator only goes down, and very fast. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1028 This place is a zoo. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1029 The rhino decided to take the stairs. 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
1030 Hmm, no I don’t know the weight limit on this elevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1031 Hope you're going down. 1.3514 0.05377 111 77 29 5
1032 Totally chill. She's my service elephant. 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1033 No, man, the worst thing is that every time he gets on, he pushes all the buttons. For every floor. Every single time. I’m sick of it. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1034 It's how 'the elephant in the room' gets into the room. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1035 The landlord said I couldn't have a dog. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1036 I fed him some peanuts and he followed me home. 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
1037 Believe it or not, he forgot his floor. 1.3509 0.06228 114 86 16 12
1038 Enter as long as you're not a pachydermaphobic. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1039 I told her the exterminators got rid of the mice in the stairwell, but the memory still haunts her. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1040 He followed me home, honest! 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1041 Great memory? He can't remember what floor he's on! 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
1042 I thought you forgot. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1043 We just moved in upstairs. 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1044 I have a huge following. 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1045 I finally got the elephant out of the room... 1.3500 0.05546 140 105 21 14
1046 I always thought it was a figure of speech. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1047 The donkey works a lot better… 1.3500 0.04372 120 90 22 7
1048 He says he's staying in here because he's afraid he'll be subpoenaed by the January 6th committee to testify to the way he's been used. 1.3500 0.05389 100 71 25 4
1049 It was less of a problem when he stayed in the room. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1050 She has claustrophobia, so we're trying aversion therapy. 1.3500 0.03580 120 88 26 4
1051 Nah, it only goes down. Fast. 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1052 I wasn't making much money walking dogs so decided to try something different. 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
1053 We’re going down but I’m not sure how fast. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
1054 Should be fine - maximum occupancy is twelve 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
1055 Are you the one that needs the elephant in your room? 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1056 Going to the trunk show ? 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1057 Going up is a little slow,but it’s a wild ride coming down! 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1058 I fed him a peanut when he was little. They never forget. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
1059 He left a living room on the 5th floor. He was tired of being ignored. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1060 How's your Mom? 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1061 Please, we can address this when we get in the room. 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1062 So, is the room ready? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1063 The building rules just said no dogs. 1.3491 0.05199 106 72 31 3
1064 I admit I was only half listening. But, Sara insisted I take the ele... something. 1.3490 0.04560 149 103 40 6
1065 There's room but don't talk about you-know-what. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1066 How else do you think you get the elephant in the room? 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1067 The latest variant has really forced me to step up my emotional support animal game." 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1068 Do you really want to risk it? 1.3486 0.05275 109 75 30 4
1069 I keep pushing UP but it's not working. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1070 As my therapist, you'd tell me if you thought I was delusional, right? 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
1071 Don’t worry, he’s harmless as long as you ignore him. 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
1072 She never forgets which floor we parked on. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1073 It's my therapist's idea. 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1074 We really never do this, but we forgot our keys. 1.3482 0.05412 112 81 24 7
1075 Believe it or not, he can't remember his floor. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1076 She helps me remember what floor I live on. 1.3478 0.05247 115 80 30 5
1077 Yep, we're going down. 1.3478 0.04461 115 80 32 3
1078 Don't come in; it's a zoo in here. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
1079 You're right. It's time to talk about it. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1080 Sorry, he pushed all the buttons." 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
1081 He's big and strong, and he works for peanuts. 1.3478 0.05666 115 83 24 8
1082 The weight limit is more of a suggestion 1.3478 0.05666 115 83 24 8
1083 I'm so sorry, but I have to stop you right there. I think you'll put us over the weight limit. 1.3475 0.04878 141 102 30 9
1084 It’s an elevator and she’s an elevant. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1085 I’m helping him work through his claustrophobia. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1086 Don't even say it, Bob, I've heard the same joke on every floor. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
1087 Do you weigh more than six pounds, man? 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1088 He would rather not be brought up. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
1089 Just don't acknowledge him. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1090 I picked him up at the trunk show. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1091 He got tired of staying in the room. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1092 He's tired of being stereotyped. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1093 Hope you’re not in the room below us. 1.3462 0.05678 104 76 21 7
1094 I’ve heard of an elephant in the room, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.3462 0.05426 104 72 28 4
1095 The elevator is overweight but she keeps saying I'm the one who needs to get out. 1.3459 0.04719 133 99 25 9
1096 He's forgotten which floor he lives on 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1097 Just get in. Why do you always have to talk about the elephant? 1.3458 0.06243 107 80 17 10
1098 To which floor did you wish to plummet? 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1099 I hope my floor is before his. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
1100 Getting on was easy, turning him around inside was uncomfortable.” 1.3458 0.05329 107 74 29 4
1101 There's like a real circus going down in the lobby. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1102 Sorry, I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3455 0.05236 110 78 27 5
1103 Come on in. It's just me. 1.3455 0.05393 110 79 25 6
1104 The crazy part is she can't remember her floor. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1105 HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1106 He can't remember which floor his apartment is on 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1107 I decided to befriend him since everyone else just ignores him. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1108 Would you mind taking the next one? We're claustrophobic. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1109 He was just leaving the room 1.3451 0.04831 113 76 35 2
1110 Traveling isn’t easy, but she never forgets our room number. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1111 I'm getting him out of the room. 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
1112 I guess it's time to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3443 0.04975 122 90 25 7
1113 So . . . you don't want to address the elephant in the room? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1114 Thanks for pointing it out, but I'm not sure an elevator actually qualifies as a "room." 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1115 No John, we're not talking about him. I'm leaving. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1116 I am conducting a weight load test for Otis. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1117 The lion was taking the stairs. 1.3440 0.04558 125 94 25 6
1118 She doesn't like to take the stairs. 1.3440 0.05093 125 93 23 9
1119 Sorry about the stairs. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1120 In here, we can't avoid talking about it. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1121 You oughta see what is in the freight elevator. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1122 Let's not address this... 1.3431 0.05395 102 73 24 5
1123 Going down or down? 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1124 I need to warn you. She likes to push all the buttons. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1125 I was told to deliver one to your room.. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1126 Here’s the conversation stopper you ordered. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1127 Apartment 3G will finally have to address the elephant in the room. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1128 You should have seen the one with the clowns. 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
1129 Well, we're certainly not going up. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1130 I'm allergic to dogs. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1131 We can talk about the elephant in the room, but not about the ones in the elevator. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1132 I’m taking him up to the room he’s obviously in. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1133 It was bring your problems to work day 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1134 I bet I’m the last person to get a lease without a weight limit for pets! 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1135 Let’s just say it’s getting wild in the karaoke bar downstairs. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1136 I couldn't remember what floor my apartment was on. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1137 I would wait for the next one if I were you. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1138 The elephant and I left the room. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1139 I took care of the elephant in the room,but now what? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1140 Gotta keep him away from polling places until after the elections. 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1141 So I told him if he insists on calling the elevator, a lift, then I was going to start calling his trunk, a boot. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1142 Just for tonight, ok? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1143 Go ahead and talk about it! 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1144 Look, I got a goatee! 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1145 Technically it's not a room, so... go ahead. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1146 My landlord was upset with the floor scratching so I took him for a pedicure. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1147 Brother can you spar a peanut? 1.3423 0.05119 111 81 24 6
1148 Sure - there's always room for one more. 1.3423 0.05934 111 82 20 9
1149 Which floor is the elephant going to?” “What elephant? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1150 The GOP is meeting in the Penthouse 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1151 Can you take the next elevator? We’ve exceeded weight capacity already! 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1152 ...so I don't forget which floor. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
1153 Sorry, he has to go to the bathroom. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1154 First, there's something we need to address. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1155 My wife didn’t want to address the elephant in the room. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1156 Is this the floor for returns? 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
1157 He still doesn't like using the stairs. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1158 Do you mind waiting for the next one? He’s a bit claustrophobic. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1159 Well, this is awkward. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1160 Well, I wasn't going to stand behind it! 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
1161 He misses the ups and downs of circus life. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1162 My polling place ran out of stickers. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1163 Going up. Get in! Just don't mention him. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
1164 Really? NOW you want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1165 So if they want to experience weightlessness, when exactly do they jump? 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1166 For the life of me, neither of us can remember what floor I live on! 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1167 He's a great elevator man. He always remembers my floor and he works for peanuts. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1168 He lives in a rent controlled apartment on the ninth floor. It costs him peanuts. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1169 The cliché is in the room 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
1170 Those weight limits are probably just a suggestion 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1171 Elevator? No. It's my latest trompe l'oeil. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1172 Sorry. She has to go potty. 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1173 Sure, just don't step to the rear. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1174 My room's already got one 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1175 The bellhop refused to help with the trunk. 1.3396 0.05258 106 76 25 5
1176 I guess we’ll have to wait until he’s feeling a little less inflated. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1177 I really wanted an 800 pound gorilla, but this'll do. 1.3396 0.05172 106 73 30 3
1178 Guess what we WON'T be talking about? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1179 Dogs are over-rated. She’s an emotional support animal who never forgets and naturally creates social distancing. It’s a win-win. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1180 Why would I bring him if we weren't going to talk about him? 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1181 Better squeeze in. The lions are coming next. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1182 I won’t stay long. I only brought one trunk. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1183 When they closed the circus he had nowhere to go but up. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1184 Forget it. You’d put us over the weight limit. 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
1185 Is the Peanut Gallery on this floor? 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1186 He caused a stampede on the escalator. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1187 C'mon in. The weight limit is like an expiration date. It's just a suggestion. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1188 My lawyer said that as long as I refer to him as an emotional support pachyderm, the Co-Op Board can't do anything to me 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1189 You can ride—for peanuts. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1190 Going down, probably. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1191 I think he just got tired of being "in the room". 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1192 I know what you're going to say, but I'd rather not talk about it. 1.3390 0.05544 118 88 21 9
1193 We’re still debating if this counts as a room 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1194 Turns out, there was an elephant in the room. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1195 Trust me, it only goes down 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1196 Of course we’re going down — it’s the G.O.P. 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 17 12
1197 There’s room under the elephant. 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
1198 And two of them got off on the 7th floor. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1199 I know he should have a vest, but he helps me with my anxiety. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1200 He's finally being acknowledged in the boardroom today. 1.3367 0.06478 98 74 15 9
1201 He was in the wrong room. Everybody was constantly discussing him. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1202 We’re just on our way to an intervention. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1203 Sure— he takes up space, but what we save on the heating bill is worth it… 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1204 The hell with the landlord. This is my support elephant! 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1205 He hates stairs. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1206 It was either fret the wait or fret the weight. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1207 Did you know that kitty litter trays don't come in elephant size? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1208 It's called emotional maturity, I acknowledge the elephant in the room, then it comes everywhere with me. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1209 So many rooms, so few elephants. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1210 He’s right behind me isn’t he? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1211 I hope you don't mind but I can never remember your floor number. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1212 I was just getting the elephant out of the room. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1213 Peanut allergy? 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1214 Actually no one actually brings it up. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1215 I've decided to start bringing my emotional-support animal to work because I only get paid peanuts. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1216 Why does it matter if she's white or pink? 1.3364 0.06361 107 82 14 11
1217 No, I don’t want to talk about it. Which floor? 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1218 How do you think the elephant reaches the room? 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1219 Seen Hannibal? 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1220 We're headed to the ears, nose, and trunk doctor. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
1221 We’re going down…fast. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1222 Because there is no more room in the room, that’s why. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1223 Everybody talks about the elephant in the room,but nobody talks about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1224 No worries. It's a service pet. 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1225 Yes, I paid the pet deposit. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1226 Pandemic pets, am I right? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1227 I'm bringing her to the all male committee meeting on female reproduction rights. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1228 I’m not talking about it. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1229 . . . So I asked her "What elephant in the room"? 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1230 When I said: Think Big, I didn't mean this! 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1231 Before you come in, there's something we have to talk about. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1232 Going up is gonna take a while,but down is pretty much the Express. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1233 Oh I'm sorry, there's a weight limit 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
1234 Nope. It's going down. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1235 I'm preparing for an important discussion. 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1236 3 in the front. 3 in the back. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1237 The elephant in the elevator takes up a lot more space than the elephant in the room. 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1238 Another Republican want to know how low he can go. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1239 The lease says no cats or dogs, it doesn't say anything about elephants... 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1240 It's an elevator not a room, we don't have to discuss it. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1241 Just wait till you see how he presses the buttons. 1.3333 0.04507 126 91 30 5
1242 If the Super asks, it’s an emotional support elephant, got it? 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1243 This is the express to the lobby. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1244 Luckily, it's got great trunk space. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1245 I decided I needed an elephant in my room. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1246 Do you weigh over 12 pounds? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1247 Worse than that - somebody pressed all the buttons. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1248 She followed me home from the bar! 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1249 It’s true. They really are afraid of mice. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 4
1250 Why yes, I did grow a little beard. You notice a lot! 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1251 He insisted on getting out of 'the room'. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1252 It's ignoring me. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1253 He aint heavy, he's my brother. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1254 It's all we talk about. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1255 Sorry, you're too heavy. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1256 He keeps forgetting his floor. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1257 How do you think the elephant got in the room? 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
1258 I thought I might bring the proverbial elephant into the room. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1259 In elephant speak, it's 'the human in the elevator.' 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1260 Yeah. Nobody wants to talk about it. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1261 This one is only going down. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1262 It's a zoo in here. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1263 The bathroom in the lobby was being used.... 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1264 The elephant was in the right room but on the wrong floor. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1265 We're on our way up to H.R. I'm sick of working for peanuts and he's sick of working for not enough peanuts. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1266 The Republican party's going to hell in an elevator -- it's quicker than a handbasket and a better fit. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
1267 He wanted to get out of the room for a while. 1.3333 0.05003 105 72 31 2
1268 He thought this was the elephator 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1269 Getting a rescue elephant changed my life. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1270 The walker didn't show up so I took her out myself. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1271 Do you know which floor has the peanuts? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1272 Well, at least the elephant is not in the room anymore. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1273 Mouse on 5! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1274 I’m going to be upfront—he’s gassy. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1275 He’s new to the office but he doesn’t really fit in. 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
1276 The maximum capacity is 10, so hop on in! 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
1277 Sorry, dude, catch the next one. Capacity’s only 45,160 pounds. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1278 There is a mouse on eleven. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
1279 Yes, we can address that problem, as long as we don't talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1280 'Poor guy's lost. Can't find the room they hired him to be in.' 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1281 I was told to use this freight elevator whenever I was with anyone with a trunk. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1282 There's room for one more trunk. 1.3333 0.05087 114 80 30 4
1283 Quick, give me your 3 second elephant in the elevator pitch! 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1284 It was so awkward,he decided to leave the room. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1285 Where's yours? 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1286 Well how do you think it gets there? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1287 One word... flatulence. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1288 Sorry. Too many elephants in the room. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1289 You’re right - the gift shop is amazing. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1290 Said I had to sign for a couple of Pacs. Assumed they meant packages. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1291 Do you have any 100 gallon trash bags? I'm on my way to walk Tiny and I just realized I'm out. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1292 I'm not bringing it up for discussion. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1293 Bro, thanks for the invite, hope me and my emotional support aren't too late. 1.3305 0.03720 118 89 23 5
1294 I know i’m supposed to get off here, but I want to see where they’re going 1.3305 0.04179 118 93 19 6
1295 We were 4 tons over capacity before I got on. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1296 We'll send the elevator back up for you. We won't forget. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1297 Hop in, if you're under 30 pounds. 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1298 It seemed the best way to handle the elephant in the room. 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
1299 I brought the elephant to the room. 1.3304 0.04641 112 86 19 7
1300 I packed a trunk. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1301 Hi. I’m a Republican and I’m here to help. 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
1302 Don’t blame me if your toes get stepped on 1.3304 0.04727 112 79 30 3
1303 Which room does this elephant go to? 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1304 I figured if he never gets out of the elevator, we never have to discuss it 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1305 Maximum Occupancy 2, buddy! 1.3303 0.06259 109 84 14 11
1306 We still haven't discussed it. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1307 The stairs are too narrow. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1308 I guess we should address this right now. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1309 It's a real zoo up there. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1310 A leash isn't required but I do have to carry a huge snow shovel. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1311 She’s a rescue. They said she’s a terrier mix. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1312 Four bad knees, dude. No way am I asking her to take the steps. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1313 Is the new medication working at all? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1314 What floor is the 800-pound gorilla on? 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1315 Yes, I am finally going to introduce him to my psychiatrist. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1316 The trunk space on this thing is amazing. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1317 He's trying to find "the room". 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1318 Sorry, it's going to be a long ride since he pressed all the buttons. 1.3300 0.04935 100 68 31 1
1319 I didn't want to fat shame him. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1320 Try the next one. This building’s a circus. 1.3300 0.05870 100 72 20 6
1321 I'm Noah, where's your wife? 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
1322 It’s the “elephant in the elevator”. Think outside the box. 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1323 Not sure how we’ll keep six feet apart. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1324 I upgraded from "monkey on my back" . 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1325 It is hard to maintain a distance between of 6 feet. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1326 I let him press the button, so we’re stopping on every floor. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1327 Circus auditions here or the floor above? 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1328 How goes the microdosing? 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1329 Yeah man, there's an "ele on the ele " ! 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1330 He's here to encourage us to take the stairs more often. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1331 It's Bring Your Pet to Work day. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1332 We tried the stairs first, but that proved even more problematic. 1.3298 0.05215 94 72 16 6
1333 Yeah,they polled me too. Told'em I was undecided 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1334 You had better use the stairs so we don't exceed the weight limit 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1335 I was able to fit all of our luggage in the trunk. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1336 Are you the guy who posted the “missing” flyer? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1337 I'm Jeff. I just moved into the apartment above yours. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1338 Yep, he is THE elephant. I am just trying to get him to the right room. 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
1339 Oh shit, it’s the white male in the room. 1.3280 0.05767 125 96 17 12
1340 This is how we train them to be the elephant in the room. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1341 Oh come on in. It says 'up to three people' 1.3279 0.04861 122 91 24 7
1342 Can you use another elevator? May be a while before this one is cleaned. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1343 Going down, I hope…? 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1344 Don't worry it says Max Capacity 10. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1345 Forget up or down; I'm working on in or out! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1346 We’re leaving. Nobody wanted to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1347 Yes, I'm a conservative. Why do you ask? 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1348 The city says she’s an “illegal animal,” but we prefer “undocumented.” 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1349 We're going to get some peanuts. Want to join us? 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1350 He’s gotten too big to fly so this is it. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1351 I know it's unusual, but it IS Bring-Your-Pet-To-Work Day. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1352 Is this the earth where Trump was elected President? 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1353 I'm warning you now....they have gas...... 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1354 We're full. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1355 Did you order a cliche from Amazon? 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1356 Well…how do you think the elephant gets in the room in the first place? 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
1357 Sorry, up is not an option. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1358 Finally! An elevator operator who remembers your floor! 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1359 Going down seems the safer option 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1360 Would you mind holding the elevator while I run back to my apartment? I forgot my pet waste bags. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1361 You wouldn't happen to have a plastic garbage bag on you...? 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1362 I said, " I lost my trunk". And this is what they gave me. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1363 Hey, we're kinda dressed alike! 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1364 Going down. Probably way down. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1365 He can’t very well take the stairs, can he? 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1366 The people downstairs want to see the elephant in the room. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1367 We have tons to talk about. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1368 How did you think they got in the rooms, the stairs? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1369 I see you found the elephant in the room. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1370 I don't mind taking her for walks, but trying to find plastic bags of an appropriate size has proven to be a challenge. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1371 What smell... 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1372 You're welcome to come in but I know what you're thinking and I refuse to discuss it. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1373 You might want to wait for the next one. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1374 Plus, he's a total chick magnet. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1375 Obviously, we're going down. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1376 No, I'm not WITH the G.O.P., I'm just escorting them back down to the 1930's, where they belong. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1377 I wanted the tenth floor but it always takes me to the elephanth. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1378 What elephant? There's no elephant! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1379 There's plenty of room in the trunk. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1380 Walking him was much easier when I had the garden apartment. 1.3263 0.05279 95 66 27 2
1381 Nobody ever talks about the elephants in the elevator … 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1382 No one would talk about the elephant in the room, so we decided to try an elevator pitch. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1383 I don't believe there's one in the room, either. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1384 Actually, this elevator is going down. 1.3263 0.04348 95 73 16 5
1385 Trump has left the building.... 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1386 Descending is a lot faster this way. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1387 Is this the women's plus floor? 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1388 It's not an elevator. It's a scale. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1389 Sorry, it's a little tight in here with my trunks. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1390 Yah, you're right, they are blowups. But at least I don't have to share the elevator 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1391 I don't know what you're talking about, and technically it's not a room. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1392 They've got elevator music with live trumpet! 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1393 No one noticed us when we came in, or at least they didn't say anything. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1394 Of course no one wants to talk about the elephant in the room but have you ever thought about how do he got there? 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1395 Before you enter, do you mind if we ask for your weight? 1.3261 0.05151 92 63 28 1
1396 That's right. I'm you, from the future, with elephants. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1397 Have you seen Gary Larson? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1398 Before you step in here, just know it wasn't me. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1399 It’s my goatee, isn’t it? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1400 It's called the Ele-Vator, made by the same folks who brought us the weighted blanket. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1401 If we don't address it soon, this whole thing could come crashing down 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1402 My wife and I finally talked about the elephant in the room. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1403 Going up. We saw a mouse in the basement. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1404 Down, and very quickly. 1.3243 0.06291 111 87 12 12
1405 "It's okay for Jumbo to be here. He's my service animal. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
1406 I keep forgetting things. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
1407 Someone told him the rent here was peanuts. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1408 I’m on my way to therapy. 1.3243 0.06291 111 87 12 12
1409 Going up…in theory. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1410 Hey me and Babar are having a rave on the 7th floor apt. 762, wear soft shoes we want to keep the noise down. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1411 They don’t need to be on a leash. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1412 We've been trying to go up for two hours! 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1413 We're headed up to see the pachydermatologist. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1414 For some reason, it’s not going up. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1415 Get in and we’re all endangered. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1416 Yep, NO-O-Obody noticed! 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1417 Of course I knew there was an elephant in the elevator. I could smell the peanuts on his breath. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1418 He will walk hundreds of miles in the jungle, but I can't get him to walk three flights of stairs in the building. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1419 Hey, we remember you! 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
1420 Got this new app on my phone called "Jumanji." 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1421 I'm helping with a RINO protection program. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1422 There may be room for just one more. But I don't know how he feels about white folks. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1423 This is my emotional support elephant. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1424 He asked me to tell you he thinks you’re cute. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
1425 You can just ignore him. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1426 Eh.. close to the weight limits. 1.3232 0.04725 99 76 16 6
1427 I know you want to talk about it, but let's wait till we get to the room. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1428 Sorry, I think we’ve already exceeded our weight limit 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1429 I was asked to bring a trunk to the third floor 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1430 Second floor -- Menagerie. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1431 We're going to happy hour. You wanna join? 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1432 Max weight already exceeded 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1433 How did you think we tested the weight capacity? 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1434 For me it was the "pets allowed" policy. 1.3229 0.05235 96 67 27 2
1435 Do you know what floor is the Republican Convention? 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1436 Yeah, we're new in the building. Guess we should've taken the freight elevator. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1437 Basement level; discount clothing, Christmas decorations, firearms, women’s rights, healthcare, Republican National Convention. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1438 It’s probably not the right time to talk about this… 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1439 She said she saw a mouse... 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1440 He needs a bigger room 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1441 Just like you predicted, they ignored him. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1442 Sometimes it gets kind of roomy in here without another person. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1443 Yes, Ted, there really is an elephant in here. It’s not just an impeccable metaphor for the dark secrets in our relationship that you fail to acknowledge. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1444 I'm just so glad this isn't a walk-up. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1445 They heard there was a trunk show. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1446 The party of limited government is here to monitor our sex life. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1447 He's my memory service animal. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1448 4th Floor Elephant assessories 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1449 What elephant in the room? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1450 They're my support animals. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1451 You wanna tell him to take the stairs? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1452 I heard Gary Larson was on this floor” 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1453 There is something we need to address 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1454 The stairs are full of giraffes 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1455 I know, I know, we should move. But where else in midtown are we gonna find an in-unit washer and dryer for less than $3,400? 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1456 He’s forgotten which floor he wants. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1457 We're headed to an intervention in unit 7. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1458 You can fit in the trunk. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1459 Anyone on this floor have a peanut allergy? 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1460 I bring him with so I never forget my floor 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1461 They saw a mouse on the 12th floor. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1462 It's not just the hassle of getting him out of the building: you should see the size of the doggie bag. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1463 No worries, they are getting off on 5, Big and Tall. 1.3211 0.00922 109 87 19 3
1464 Why? I'm a cartoonist. Every time this door opens, the possibilities are endless.... 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1465 Thanks for using ‘Elephant in the Room’ removal service. Please let us know when you’re ready to receive our ‘Open can of Worms’ solutions specialist. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1466 come home Bill, it's time we talk about .... you know who. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1467 Please tell me you don't have any mice on this floor. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1468 We’ve been in therapy so I’m off to return the elephant in the living room. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1469 He got sick of being the elephant in the room 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1470 I always bring the 'Elephant in the Room' whereever I go. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1471 You won't believe it but she forgot our floor 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1472 Please don't repeat the obvious. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
1473 Trick question, how many elephants can you squeeze into an elevator? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1474 The animal shelter was having a trunk sale. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1475 The zookeeper told Jumbo that he can't continue working remotely. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1476 Excuse me, do you mind holding the door for a minute while I get him out? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1477 Please bring up the elephant in the room, today." Those were your words exactly 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1478 He steps on his trunk going up the stairs. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1479 The lease just said no small pets. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1480 Are we going up?! 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1481 Lots of room. Just me in here 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1482 Can't thank you enough for petsitting Clifford. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1483 It's time we talked about the elephant in the room. 1.3193 0.05838 119 92 16 11
1484 I mean it has to get into the room somehow… 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1485 Take the stairs, unless you have some peanuts 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1486 No, we're going up. It's turtles on the way down. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1487 No, I’ve not seen your mouse. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1488 “Yes, we’re going down. The people on the top floor already had an elephant in their room.” 1.3191 0.06630 94 73 12 9
1489 No, it's just a new dog breed, and the rental ad said pets allowed. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1490 Beard? What beard? 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1491 This will teach Mrs. Donovan to complain about my kids' footsteps. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1492 i'm just helpin him find a room to settle in. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1493 She left out a few details on Craigslist, but she pays her half of the rent, so I can’t complain 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1494 The elephant in the room is pretty self-explanatory 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1495 We are looking for ice and a vending machine with peanuts. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1496 He got tired of being in the room, so I am taking him to the rooftop. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1497 Oddly enough, he forgot what floor to get off on. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1498 The giraffe wouldn't fit. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1499 On the bright side,I finally got that monkey off my back 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1500 His trunk is useful for reaching the penthouse button. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1501 Their habitat is really shrinking. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1502 Do you remember how to make her kneel? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1503 You remember that lottery at the carnival…. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1504 There was a mouse in the stairs” 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1505 I kindly ask you to not mention it... 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1506 Plus One 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1507 Now? Here? You want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.3182 0.05392 110 83 20 7
1508 He wasn't on the list of pets not permitted didn't specify elephants. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1509 Yes, the elephant is no longer in the room. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1510 The rest of the herd are taking the stairs. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1511 I was tired of The Elephant in the Room, so I thought I'd take him for a walk. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1512 Sorry, but there's a two person limit. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1513 Look another human...weirdest morning ever. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1514 Come up to the penthouse & I’ll show you her paintings man. They’re wild!! 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1515 You should take the next car if you have a peanut allergy. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1516 It's okay. It can hold up to 12 occupants. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1517 The max capacity is 9, so come on in. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1518 I thought you said you wanted to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1519 They told me I had to address the elephant in the room 1.3168 0.04545 101 76 21 4
1520 We have the service elevator reserved. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1521 The stairs were out of order. 1.3163 0.05249 98 72 22 4
1522 What elephant in the elevator? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1523 I recommend the stairs. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1524 The party on 12 didn't want him in the room anymore. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1525 The Rottweiler on 3 has become less troublesome. 1.3163 0.05446 98 73 20 5
1526 I’m just helping. His feet are too big to press the buttons. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1527 He's not in the room anymore 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1528 Is this the floor for Big and Tall? 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1529 She helps me remember. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1530 How did you think the elephant got in the room in the first place... 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1531 I just think it is time we take the elephant in the room out in public. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1532 Which floor is Republican convention? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1533 Potty training in the apartment hasn't been going great. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1534 A shovel, a wheelbarrow, and eight hundred pounds of kitty litter. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1535 Look, I say we don’t address it. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1536 I hope to God you don't have your pet mouse with you. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1537 Remember, look straight ahead and don't talk. Otherwise they may stampede. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1538 Before you judge me, ask yourself if *you’d* walk them up the stairs. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1539 Oh,that's just my emotional support animal. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1540 Come on in. Sign says we have room for 8” 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1541 Come on on if you don’t mind peanut butter breath. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1542 I'm telling you, man - this apartment block is a zoo. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1543 You appear apprehensive, but, believe me, Jumbo has been fully vaccinated for Covid-19. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1544 Is this the pachyderm lingerie floor? 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1545 He was uncomfortable in the room. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1546 He's my support elephant. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1547 Down would be best. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1548 Only once a day but it’s a doozy to pick up. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1549 Building rules: Emotional support animals are allowed. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1550 I've stolen an elephant. Man, it feels great to say that out loud. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1551 Dumbo forgot what floor he works on. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1552 We’re both vaccinated. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1553 I'm trying to develop herd immunity. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1554 They said they were sick of being ignored in the rooms… 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1555 Uhm, how much do you weigh? We're really close to the limit. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1556 I completely disagree, it's not irrelevant! 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1557 What floor would we find jumbo petites? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1558 It’s his first time. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1559 He didn't think it was enough to just be in the room. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1560 It's bring-your-elephant-to-work day today. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1561 No. There is not enough room. 1.3143 0.03783 105 82 17 5
1562 Don't tell the super we didn't use the service elevator 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1563 On the other hand if you ride up with us you’ll have stories to tell for the rest of your life. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1564 I think you have your days mixed up Frank. Tomorrow is bring-your-elephant-to-work day. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1565 Yes, the Dumbono brothers never forget Bob, they Never forget. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1566 The trunk side is taken. You'll have to stand with the tail. Boots are recommended. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1567 Forget it. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1568 Can we finally address who’s in the elevator? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1569 Uh-oh. I think the *real* great replacement has started. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1570 I already told you, Kenny. I'm no longer falling for the "there is an elephant behind you" trick. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1571 Get in. Three's the limit. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1572 Go ahead,address it. I dare you. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1573 I’ll address it when we get to the room. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1574 Do you have any gray poop on? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1575 Apparently if we don’t address him he’ll just follow us out of the room 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1576 If you don’t squeeze in, he’ll never forget it. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1577 You're right. It's easier without tusks. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1578 We moved all elephants out of the conference room. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1579 So what exactly did you want to talk about? 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1580 The elephant in the room's been evicted. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1581 I'm just taking the elephant to some room upstairs..... 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1582 I found him on elephantintheroom.com 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1583 Sorry, we've exceeded the posted weight limit. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1584 No worries! It's just my emotional support animal. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1585 There’s something we need to talk about. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1586 I promise you it wasn't me! 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1587 We only do « Going Down. » 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1588 And he remembers all the reasons I need emotional support. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1589 New designer breed… Pacadoodle 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1590 Dude...I said:"... pack your dorm!" 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1591 Run, get the pooper scooper! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1592 Well, we *were* going up. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1593 The donkey couldn't find its way out of the lobby. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1594 Wanna talk about it? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1595 He's a vegetarian so no worries. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1596 Sure, come on in, plenty of room. Only two of us in here. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1597 Do you know which floor HR is on? 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1598 They allow pets here 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1599 Its my emotional support dog 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1600 So I said, "What Elephant?" 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1601 We try not to mention him. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1602 For some reason, this elevator only goes down. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1603 We talked about the ‘elephant in the room’ and decided to remove it 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1604 You can go to the party now. The elephant in the room has left. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1605 I can’t talk about it. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1606 No problem, come on in. We just won't talk about him. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1607 Sorry. This elevator is only going down. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1608 Yes, we did move into 308 recently. Why do you ask? 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1609 We just got in from Egypt. Wanted to bring a bit of denial to your party. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1610 What’s this? So that’s the elephant in the room! 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1611 Well, the building doesn't allow dogs. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1612 No elephant-in-the-room jokes, okay? 1.3118 0.05613 93 70 18 5
1613 He has separation anxiety. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1614 Now that I've identified him, there's no getting rid of him. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1615 Theg've recently expanded the definition of 'rules on service animal 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1616 Is the elephant in the room -- or is the room in the elephant ?? 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1617 I think we need to discuss the elephant in the elevator 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1618 Trust me- the escalator would be worse 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1619 I ignored the elephant in the room, and he followed me out. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1620 The giant ape contest cartoon a few weeks ago was a big hit, so this time we're trying it with the elephant! 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
1621 Are you ready to talk about it? 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1622 Do you know what floor "The Room" is on? 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
1623 I needed a way to ensure social distancing in a society that refuses to wear masks. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1624 I really do have a heard of elephants running around up there... 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1625 We're on our way to an intervention. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1626 Horton Heard an Affordable Sublet. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1627 Because of a cliche expression, we won't be let into any room... 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1628 Well, I finally just decided to get the elephant out of the room. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1629 I had to get him a room of his own. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1630 Yes, but this time I really do mean literally. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1631 Room for one more if you’re not lugging a trunk. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1632 Sorry, elephants or goatees only. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1633 I’d tell you why you have to take the next one, but I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1634 You might want to take the stairs, he pushed all the buttons before I could stop him. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1635 We are on our way to an awkward situation. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1636 The Max Capacity plaque says 'No more than 5 persons' so I think you should get on 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1637 We're hoping that he will add more weight to our group 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1638 Room for one more 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1639 He's got a phobia about escalators. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1640 I couldn't help it.....he followed me home.. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1641 I'm just fostering him until he finds a forever home. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1642 Now I know what it means to "meet the elephant in the room". 1.3103 0.04989 87 60 27 0
1643 Nothing makes sense on a Monday 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1644 It’s time we talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1645 Is there water on this floor? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1646 If someone gooses you, it’s not me. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1647 Can I borrow a bucket? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1648 Oh how cliche, “Should we talk about the elephant in the elevator” 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1649 They didn't want to talk about him in the room. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1650 He’s moving to a different room. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1651 Meet you at the pool. We forgot our trunks. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1652 Well, actually, it’s a Norwegian Elephound. Up or down? 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1653 Hocus, pocus! Now you see him and now you don't! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1654 He's self-conscious about his weight and doesn't like the stares." 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1655 I’m sure we can squeeze you in. 1.3100 0.03678 100 78 16 4
1656 No, for some reason, we're going down. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1657 There's room for you, but please: don't ask. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1658 I know you don’t want to share space with me right now, I just wish you would say why. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1659 Please don’t make me say it 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1660 I’m trialing a new metaphor. 1.3095 0.05350 84 59 24 1
1661 Please tell me what you see behind me. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1662 I found him in a phone booth. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1663 MY WIFE THOUGHT I SHOULD BRING IT UP 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1664 I think I found the elephant in the room.. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1665 He's been subpoenaed by the committee upstairs! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1666 Is Divorce Court on this floor? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1667 Right this way for the claustrophobia research study. I can assure you we don't have room. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1668 It’s a test. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1669 It was a tight fit but I finally figured how to get the elephant out of the room. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1670 Just my therapy elephant 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1671 Meet my first Republican friend! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1672 it’s just the landlord trying to get us to confront our problems. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1673 You should see what’s under the rug 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1674 You should probably just wait for the next one. 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1675 Thought I'd try ignoring him in the elevator instead of the room. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1676 He's thirsty so we're going to the pool 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1677 they wanted the elephant out of the room. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1678 Like, if you weighed a couple tons, you'd really want to walk up 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1679 There's room if you've got peanuts. 1.3093 0.04717 97 71 22 3
1680 The elevator operator never forgets which floor I live on. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1681 As long as you don't tell her any elephant jokes. 1.3091 0.04700 110 80 27 3
1682 We’re testing the weight capacity 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
1683 I don't know either. I gave her some peanuts at the zoo and she followed me home. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1684 We can address the 'elephant in the elevator' if you feel the need. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1685 I really don't want to talk about it. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1686 It’s time to address the human in the elevator… 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
1687 Yes, every single button, every time he pushes every single button. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1688 They both are going to testify before the Congressional committee about Trump. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1689 I’ve finally decided to deal with it 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1690 Nope. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1691 With this guy in my office, at least I'll know what the boss wants to talk to me about. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1692 The 800 lb. gorilla got out on three. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1693 Once you get use to 'em, it's like they're not even here! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1694 He wants to know if you brought peanuts. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1695 I thought the zoo's "Adopt an Animal" was symbolic 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1696 They're going for peanuts on the 3rd floor. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1697 Just a warning. All I had for him was beans. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1698 I couldn't resist her smile. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1699 It's the perfect hiding spot. No one talks in elevators. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1700 I'm afraid you might put us over the weight limit. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1701 Sorry. The 900-pound gorilla got out on the last floor, but the elephant is still in the room. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1702 They won't let me forget which floor. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1703 I’m just taking them out for their daily stampede 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1704 She's had it. She's going somewhere where no one is pussyfooting around her like she doesn't exist. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1705 I must be your upstairs neighbor. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1706 Am I on the right floor for The Young Republicans' meeting ? 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1707 We use him to test the capacity limit. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1708 Yeah, we don’t talk about Jumbo. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1709 He left the room when they started talking about him. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1710 We got in. How do we get out ? 1.3068 0.05796 88 67 16 5
1711 Don't worry, he's housebroken. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1712 Worst part is she pushed every floor. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1713 We needed to discuss the elephant in the room because I’m leaving you for the elephant. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1714 Every time I try to step out they puulll me back in. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1715 If you have a peanut allergy I would stay out. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1716 This elevator is most definitely going down. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1717 Too big to fail. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1718 This is the fastest way down 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1719 Third floor, pachyderms and nonruminants 1.3061 0.04899 98 69 28 1
1720 no one would address the elephant in the room, so he saw himself out. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1721 First Trump, then the Supreme Court, then this! 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1722 Is this the right floor for his party? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1723 Hop in! We're going down. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1724 Sorry....we're at capacity. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1725 I’ll weight. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1726 Elephant delivery. Is this Room 1605? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1727 Wo would you wait for the next one? I'm moving a large trunk. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1728 Sorry,no room.... he said something about not being ignored in here. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1729 Just until his mother gets home. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1730 Please, take the next car. Snuffleupagus is very shy. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1731 He wants to know what floor Banana Republic is on. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1732 I've just learned the real reason it's called an elevator. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1733 Don't worry, he's vaxxed. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1734 Sorry, he just pushed all the buttons 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1735 Tarzan rented the penthouse! 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1736 We don’t talk about him. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1737 I'm sorry, but we're already over the weight limit.... 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1738 His dentist lives in the tower. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1739 Typically, I just use the freight elevator. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1740 Before we come in the room: no, I do not want to talk about him. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1741 Sorry. One more and we'll exceed the weight limit. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1742 Can you just "skoosh" a bit? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1743 They need more elephants in the room on the 6th floor. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1744 Dumb and Dumbo 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1745 I’ve finally decid3d to do something about the elephant in the room. 1.3051 0.03186 118 89 27 2
1746 He helps me remember what floor I'm heading to. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1747 He's just had lunch ... You sure you wanna chance it? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1748 Heading for the lobby? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1749 The gentleman behind me is looking for a rest room . Can you help us, and I mean fast! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1750 Don't you think this would be a good time to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1751 No one was discussing him, so he left the room. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1752 Stop talking about the elephant and find out why the elevator isn’t working. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1753 Hop on…we’re going to a trunk show! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1754 No, there's nothing we need to talk about. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1755 Well, at least it's not the elephant 'in the room' anymore! 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1756 The lease was very clear: no dogs over 50 pounds. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1757 Pretty crazy, but not the craziest we’ve seen here in the trump tower. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1758 While he and the donkey fight for the lift, the shaft is all yours. 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
1759 ' Are we STILL in the basement? ' 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1760 It’s my campaign to thwart the dog walkers . 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1761 Of course I don't want to talk about it 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1762 They followed me home. Can I keep them? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1763 I don't mind walking them twice a day but picking up after them is serious business! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1764 There's room if you ignore it. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1765 What? They're my emotional support animals 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1766 Sorry for the short visit, but Dumbo has really got to fly. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1767 It seemed like a good idea at the time! 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1768 they already had a virtual one in the room 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1769 Sorry, I think we’re at the weight limit” 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1770 Do you have a shovel I can borrow and an air freshener? 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1771 What’s on your chin? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1772 Okay I’ll bite. What’s with the goatee? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1773 There have been so many elephants in the room lately, I just decided to bring one with me everywhere. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1774 I’m taking the elephant in the room for a walk , want to join? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1775 We're here for the Trunk Show! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1776 Are we late for the RNC? 1.3030 0.05998 99 75 16 7
1777 I’m not sure I’m quite ready to address it, Fred. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1778 Going up. Slowly. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1779 Don't worry, I have a glad bag 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1780 We can make room if you don’t mind the trunk. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1781 Actually she's had her ups and downs since she got kicked out of the circus. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1782 You said I could bring a guest. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1783 Sorry, this elevator goes down only. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1784 I'll be back to pick up my other trunk on Friday. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1785 We have to talk - I found footprints in the butter. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1786 Don't worry, he is light on his feet. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1787 Catch the next one , pakaderm download 1.3023 0.05117 86 63 21 2
1788 How about those Yankees. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1789 Nah, we're good, bruh. Sign says '5 Persons Max.' 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1790 Somehow nobody wants to talk about him. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1791 Yes, I know I have a problem but it’s not the elephant in the room. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1792 He's a support elephant. I get claustrophobic. 1.3023 0.06834 86 68 10 8
1793 I find it best just not to talk about it. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1794 We had to convert it into a Dumbo-waiter. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1795 I’m just here to push the buttons 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1796 Is there a restroom on this floor? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1797 Gives new meaning to pachyderm, doesn‘t it? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1798 Ever since I've taken him with me, I never forget the right floor. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1799 No,going up. Sorry. Damn tusk hit all the buttons. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1800 Sorry, no room left to talk about the weather 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
1801 Sorry, we’re already pushing the weight limit with the bride and groom on his back. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1802 Legally he's one 'person' 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1803 We're going for a drink at savannas. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1804 They’re from Amazon. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1805 He's vaxxed and boosted. Are you? 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1806 The housekeepers are still cleaning the room. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1807 Why don’t we ever talk about the elevator in the room 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1808 There's room - they won't stampede when we get to their floor. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1809 That meeting was a real circus. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1810 She says it's time to talk about the human in the room. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
1811 I'd prefer it if you didn't mention him. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1812 What gorilla? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1813 So are you the guy with the peanut problem? 1.3012 0.05349 83 59 23 1
1814 It's an optical illusion mirror. I don't actually have a beard. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1815 She heard there were peanuts at the bar. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1816 Once you address the elephant in the room, someone has to escort him out 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1817 Don't mind the elephants. It's an elevator, not a room, 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1818 Yeah,you tell ‘em Dad, the lease says PETS ALLOWED…. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1819 Fortunately the co-op board has a lot of Republicans. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1820 At least in here you can talk about it 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1821 This part's easy. It's picking up his poop that's hard. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1822 We should’ve addressed the elephant while it was still in the room. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1823 There's no room. Just stopped to get some air! 1.3012 0.05349 83 59 23 1
1824 I'm just going to bring him with me everywhere until you address it. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1825 My lease only said no dogs allowed. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1826 No. There's no elephant. Come on in. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1827 No one ever expects it to be literal, do they? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1828 I finally got it out of the room...so now what do I do with it? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1829 I’m taking him to where they need “The elephant in the room.” 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1830 If he goes in there it's going to be bad on so many levels. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1831 If I ignore it, it will disappear. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1832 I bring my external memory everywhere. . 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1833 Let’s talk about the the elephant in the room. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1834 I couldn’t handle us anymore. I’m leaving and I’m taking him with me. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1835 There’s room but I wouldn’t recommend it. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1836 Acknowledging the 'elephant in the room' is just a start. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1837 The invitation said “BYOE.” 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1838 This is awkward... 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1839 She helps me remember which floor I parked on. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1840 We should address the elephant in the elevator 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1841 I thought we addressed the elephant in the room already 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1842 We always take the stairs, but I promised this for his birthday. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1843 Okay, you can come in, but we’re not talking about it. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1844 He's leaving because he's tired of being ignored. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1845 This is the elevator. You’re looking for the humanvator - it’s down the hall. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1846 We're at the weight limit. But if you want to go down fast.... 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1847 I'm trying to get the elephant out of the room. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1848 Well, are you going to address it? 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
1849 Heh, I thought "meet you by the elephant" was a typo. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1850 Yes, she's a bit large for a pet, but it costs peanuts to feed her. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1851 C'mon man, I don't see species. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1852 She was in the room…one thing led to another. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1853 Not my circus, not my…oh wait. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1854 Sorry, but going up is no longer an option. 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
1855 I told them there were more peanuts at my place. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1856 Maybe we can meet up later. Right now it’s time for his walk. 1.3000 0.03482 100 80 16 4
1857 Let’s get it in the room, then talk about it. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1858 I know you love stuffed animals. So I stuffed one into an elevator. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1859 It’s Dumbo Night…wife’s into it, don’t ask… 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1860 „I had to get the elephant out of the room somehow“ 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1861 New York is turning into a real zoo. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1862 Why is it always me bringing up the elephant in the room? 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1863 I'm bringing up because my hallucinatory wife insists there's an elephant in the room. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1864 Oh hey, the penthouse complained about an elephant in the room so we brought it down 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1865 Relax. I'm about to win a cartoon caption contest. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
1866 Will you do me a favor and tell Mrs Grossbinder that Fifi got loose again? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1867 Nobody wanted to talk about the elephant in the room so I’m bringing it home. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1868 Oh hi Jim. I haven't seen you since your wife came to live with me. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1869 He adopted me for only $12.00 a month 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1870 Gurdy's helping me with my claustrophobia. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1871 I choose to ignore it 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1872 Yes, my emotional support needs do take up a lot of space. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1873 I’ve figured out what’s making that noise in 503. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1874 They remember everything you did last summer. 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1875 Hi Bob. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1876 Hey, man, where's the nearest circus? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1877 For some reason this elevator can only go down. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1878 Nah man, she’s my emotional support animal… 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1879 You can’t escape talking about it! 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1880 First of all, I'd like to address the elephant in this elevator pitch 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1881 Going down. Like it or not. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1882 Well, they grow bigger when no one talks about them, and no one talks in elevators. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1883 It is no longer just a matter of seeing the elephant in the room 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1884 I'dunno he just followed me 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1885 It's a little tight, but I think we can squeeze you in... 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1886 You know how the strays just won't stop following you? 1.2979 0.04978 94 67 26 1
1887 Some of us are Uber Republicans—get over it. 1.2979 0.05091 94 70 21 3
1888 He likes to push the buttons. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1889 I have something I need you to hide for me. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1890 He broke out of the zoo and followed me homes. 1.2976 0.05019 84 59 25 0
1891 Do you happen to know if this is the floor where they’re holding auditions for Disney’s ‘Dumbo on Broadway’? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1892 It's not a room. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1893 He remembers things for me. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1894 Excuse me, is there a species-neutral bathroom on this floor? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1895 Whew, this elevator smells like the metaphorical idiom in the room! 1.2976 0.05561 84 66 13 5
1896 Don't talk about it. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1897 Join us at the watering hole? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1898 It’s not what it looks like. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1899 Let’s not discuss it… 1.2976 0.07142 84 68 7 9
1900 Sure, it’s a mixed marriage. I’m Jewish and she’s an elephant. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1901 What's your weight? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1902 Can you believe they forgot which floor they were on? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1903 I got tired of the elephant in the room; I'm taking him downstairs. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1904 Just checking that it can take jumbo loads as was promised by the elevator company. 1.2970 0.02830 101 82 15 4
1905 The Condo Board had to allow it, he's my therapy elepant. 1.2970 0.05894 101 77 16 7
1906 Oh yeah, we'll be at your party with the dessert. My roommate never forgets a thing. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1907 Maybe it's time to lay off the hooch, Joe. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1908 Sorry. For now, this goes down only. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1909 This is the Republican elevator. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1910 Remember our last safari? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1911 I'm Chad, his emotional support human. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1912 It’s Dumbo. We’re on our way to the roof. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1913 Who says he always has to be in a room? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1914 Sorry, but this elevator only goes down. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1915 They do pass gas...but sure, come on in. 1.2967 0.03492 91 71 16 3
1916 They grow up so fast! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1917 If you're a Republican you're welcome. If you're not you're not. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1918 The question is not how did he get in, it's how does he get out! 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1919 We can make room. But I think we’re gonna go down first, no matter what the light says. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1920 No one ever wants to talk about the elephant in the room, but everybody seems to want to talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1921 We don't talk about Bruno. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1922 They wouldn't even let him in the room. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1923 Sorry my trunk takes up so much room 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1924 You wouldn’t believe the awkward conversation we just came from. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1925 Is this your dog? 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
1926 Elephants can’t pass up on a good elevator prank. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1927 It was in the room, and I just couldn't ignore it. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1928 Its a rough area, but no one has ever been mugged when walking with an elephant. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1929 Let me guess. You don’t want to talk about it. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1930 He just had to get out of the room for a bit 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1931 We missed the mani pedi floor exit 1.2963 0.05254 81 60 19 2
1932 If you’re coming in we only have space for chit chat and not the elephant in the room. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1933 I needed to upgrade - my previous emotional support animal couldn't carry it all. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1934 Dude, I swear, the elevator smelled like that when I got on. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1935 I brought my emotional support pachyderm. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1936 We can discuss the elephant in the room but I am only going to the second floor. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1937 I take my "elephant in the room" with me everywhere. It's just easier. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1938 Going up?,me either 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1939 No man, he's fine- unless you talk about him. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1940 I guess it’s time we talked about the elephant in the room, eh? 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1941 You can try to get on but it won't be pretty. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1942 The ad said "pets optional." 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1943 Sorry, just moving a few trunks. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1944 Get the poop scoop! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1945 He says it's pretty uncomfortable being the elephant in the room so he's going for a walk in the park. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1946 Ok, I’ll address it. I grew a goatee. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1947 I can never seem to remember where I parked. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1948 When they go high, we go low. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1949 Don't worry -- we all just had covid. 1.2952 0.05485 105 83 13 8
1950 He's my new emotional support animal. You wouldn't believe the paperwork. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1951 Whatever you do, don't let a mouse in. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1952 Before we get started, I want to address the elephant in the room… yes, I got a haircut. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1953 We only have room for elephants 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1954 I thought doing this would make me look thinner. Whataya think? 1.2947 0.04820 95 75 15 5
1955 Now that the law recognizes animals as people, up to eight elephants can ride on our elevator. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1956 Are peanuts on this floor? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1957 These are the elephants for the breakout rooms. 1.2947 0.05574 95 73 17 5
1958 Hey, man, would you help me move my trunk into my apartment? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1959 I have no idea how he got in here and I'd be darned if I can figure out how to get him out. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1960 They wanted him out of the room. We hope they've agreed on something by the time we get back. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1961 It's not as awkward as I thought it would be. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1962 Do you know what floor they’re having the trunk sale? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1963 Technically, it is not in the room. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1964 I got rid of the dog — it was barking too loud. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1965 I said I don't want to talk about it. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1966 Which floor has the vending machine? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1967 Ironically, he's forgotten what floor he's on. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1968 My luggage is on the first floor, but he refused to leave his trunk there. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1969 Are you headed up to the trunk show too? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1970 Trunks go in the service elevator. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1971 You know, what can I say? We're all thinking it, but, no one says anything. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1972 The super said for me to take these trunks to the attic. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1973 The zoo fired him so he had to take a job as an elevator inspector. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1974 I thought you said, you lost your trunks. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1975 she said she doesnt want to adress the elephant in the room so he has to get a new address" 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1976 Elephator going up. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1977 It’s my plus one. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1978 Yea dude, its not that kind of trunk show. 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1979 I pulled the INFLATE cord by mistake. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1980 Weird, I pushed the button to go up but this is the ground floor. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
1981 You can catch the next Elephator. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1982 You can come on in,but he insists you ignore him. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1983 Life in this building is a circus. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1984 Ixnay on the Ousemay! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1985 We are leaving because they never spoke about him once! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1986 I am not blind to the elephant in the room, but I’d rather not talk about it. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1987 See! There really was an elephant in the room. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1988 No one wants to talk about the elephant in the room but the elephant in the elevator got me 10 stories. Come in and let’s go to 11! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1989 With my therapist's help, I was able to get him out of the room, but now I don't know where to take him. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1990 He got tired of being ignored. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1991 Sorry, I need this elevator to move my trunks. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1992 I brought dinner 1.2929 0.05788 99 78 14 7
1993 Do you know if there are any mice on this floor? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1994 the secret is to get in elevator last 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1995 Then how DID it get its name? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1996 What? He's my comfort pet. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1997 What do you mean “over capacity”? Are you calling me fat? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1998 I wouldn't. We're going down - pretty quickly after this stop. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1999 Maybe, but I was over my wait limit. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2000 What's the matter? You don't get into elevators with people who have beards? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2001 Nobody talks about the elephant in the elevator, either. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2002 The gorilla in the room quit. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2003 I am taking the elephant in the room with me so the rest of you can speak freely. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2004 I'll take the stares. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2005 Elevate yourself man... 1.2927 0.07046 82 66 8 8
2006 Covid rules. Only 2 at a time. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2007 We've decided not to talk about them. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2008 Just don't mention it...... 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2009 The lobby is a real zoo! 1.2927 0.07046 82 66 8 8
2010 Don't say anything about the music. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2011 I'm the elephator inspector. 1.2927 0.07046 82 66 8 8
2012 I think we can make some room for you. By the way,do you know where I can get a shovel? 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
2013 I think it’s time we address the elephant in the room. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2014 Finally made friends with the elephant in the room. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2015 The elephant in the room is leaving because he's tired of being ignored. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2016 Stand on my left and don't worry, the weight limit is two elephants or three dozen people. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2017 In my world, an elevator is a room. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2018 We can make room 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2019 He prevents too many people from crowding in at every floor. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2020 He's my therapy pet. I have memory issues. 1.2925 0.04539 106 82 18 5
2021 Is this floor for returns? I bought this on The Amazon, but it’s too big for me. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2022 The elephant in the living room is heading up to the penthouse suite. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2023 Hi neighbor! We’ve just moved in upstairs. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2024 She's still not as scary as white folks. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2025 Some clown pressed all the buttons. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2026 you wait. we're going down. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2027 Are you sure it’s not pink? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2028 I just happened to be passing a trunk sale, and voila. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2029 Don’t worry. He’s just my emotional support elephant. Of course he does crush people I don’t like.” 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2030 I know, the smell is terrible, but I just hang out with them. I don’t vote for them. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2031 It'll be okay. A figure of speech doesn't carry much weigh t. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2032 Goin' down, brother, we are only goin' down. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2033 No, I'm not the one who's been stomping on your ceiling in the middle of the night! 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2034 Is this the right floor for the trunk sale? 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
2035 Can you help us? He doesn't remember what floor he lives on. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
2036 They finally put in the elephator I requested! 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2037 No, I didn't fart. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2038 He's the elephant in the room, but we're late and didn't want to take the stairs. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
2039 We’d like to tell you about elephants for Jesus. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2040 He's on his way to the awkward silence room. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2041 We're headed to our favorite watering hole for a drink. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2042 We’re going to the peanut party on the 8th floor. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2043 Really? Nobody’s saying anything? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2044 No I don't know the elevator weight limit. Why do you ask? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2045 Gotta warn ya she’s a little gassy today. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2046 Nobody noticed him in my room. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2047 He was in the room. I couldn't leave him alone up there. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2048 Sorry. The next car has my other elephant. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2049 It’s cool, the building’s going Congo. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2050 I always thought that was just a figure of speech. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2051 So, are you ready to talk about him Now? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2052 Come on, get in. What are you, chicken? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2053 I was the only one who acknowledged her being in the room--so she's invited me out for a drink. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2054 We're going up to the room. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2055 My service elephant. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2056 Wasn’t me… 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2057 Oh, Jerry. Funny seeing you here. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2058 Not a problem. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2059 No, I don't think we need to talk about it. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2060 No one wants to talk about the elephant in the room so I’m taking him to the January 6 Committee. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2061 I know, but no one wants to talk about it. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2062 we’re going check out the zoo today. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2063 Pac E Derms - Going up? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2064 This is Otis. We're visiting his friend Kong from caption contest #805. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2065 I don’t think this elevator is going anywhere but down. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2066 Wait for the next one. It's a real zoo in here. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2067 I needed something to remind me where my room was. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
2068 Technically,we haven't reached maximum occupancy. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2069 He gets out of breath on the stairs. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2070 He was in the room but nobody would acknowledge him so I’m taking him back to the zoo. 1.2907 0.05196 86 64 20 2
2071 There's plenty of room,I only have one trunk. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2072 Luggage floor? We're interested in another trunk.... 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2073 Sorry, we just really don't talk about it. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2074 I have room for one guy with a bucket and broom. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
2075 It was a brutal divorce. My wife got the kids and I got Dumbo. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2076 Did you expect him to walk up nine flights of stairs? 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
2077 He's no longer "in the room" 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2078 Have you seen any clowns?" 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2079 I figured it was time someone brought the elephant up into the room. 1.2903 0.05203 93 73 15 5
2080 Did you know Elephants stand on their tip toes? 1.2903 0.04479 93 70 21 2
2081 Going down. Really fast. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2082 It's okay, the weight limit is ten tons. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2083 He won’t forget which floor I’m on 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2084 Are you a man or a mouse? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2085 I'm in a hurry to get to the first floor. 1.2900 0.06243 100 80 11 9
2086 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2087 The elephant in the room is that there’s no room for the elephant. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2088 I THINK we're going up! 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2089 Let’s not talk about it. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2090 Do you know if anyone in the building is missing an elephant? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2091 God ! we look alike. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2092 No room for Demoncrats 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2093 -Horton, our new elevator boy. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
2094 This seems like a perfect day to begin your stair-climbing exercise 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2095 Yes, I just voted, but, I felt that I was being watched. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2096 I’m looking for the elephant in the room 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2097 We are the travelling circus. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2098 Now that we’ve finally dealt with the elephant in the room, I’m taking him back to the zoo. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2099 It makes a quick trip down to the lobby. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2100 He's gonna say it was me. It wasn't me. It's obvious. Really, it wasn't me. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2101 He thinks we can’t see him because he’s the elephant in the room. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2102 They can't remember what floor they are on. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2103 I'd hate to be the elephant in the room, but this elevator is full. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2104 Oh no, has he tip-toed in again?" 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2105 Sorry, but this one only goes down. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2106 Supreme Court. I can't breathe. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2107 I preferred it when he was in the room, to be honest. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2108 What floor is the Peanut Gallery? 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
2109 He's demanding a room of his own. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2110 The only thing that stops a bad guy with several elephants is a good guy with several elephants 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2111 I play the sax. He plays his trumpet. I'm not sure we can fit a piano in here. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2112 There’s room, but don’t you have a peanut allergy? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2113 Just fyi, we’re out of peanuts. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2114 I guess it’s true. There is always an elephant in your room 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2115 No I don't want to talk about the elephant in the elevator, I just want to see if it really does meet it's weight bearing load. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2116 We are going to the china shop on the corner. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2117 Nothing like a therapy animal that never forgets. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2118 I was just feeding peanuts to the squirrels in Central Park... 1.2889 0.04933 90 67 21 2
2119 I think we've exceeded the weight limit. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2120 We're already at maximum weight capacity 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2121 It went well. It was the second time he played the "elephant in the room" 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2122 It says DOGS must be on leash. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2123 I’m Jeff, the new Petsitter for the amenities floor 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2124 His name is Harry Elephante. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2125 He was easier to ignore in the room. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2126 He’s housebroken but the walks are killing me. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2127 He's been addressed so now I need to take him home. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2128 I didn't notice him in the room but I sure did when he got on the elevator. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2129 At least I got him out of the room so we don't have to talk about him. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2130 It's a no go - they remember you from the last time we let you on. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2131 Yes they accepted them as my pets but the cleaning deposit is outrageous! 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2132 He said he didn’t want to be the elephant in the room anymore. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2133 No can do. You'd exceed the elevator's weight limit. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2134 There are no elevators on the Serengeti. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2135 This might be a truncated ride. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2136 We’ve reached an accommodation. We don’t discuss it anymore. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2137 I feel we need to talk about how cramped they make elevators. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2138 Sorry,I have a feeling this elevator is only going down. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2139 I know, but I’m not supposed to talk about it. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2140 Feeling lucky? 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2141 Sorry, Fred, there is a room elephant convention happening today. 1.2874 0.05874 87 68 14 5
2142 Well, yes, going up is our intention but so far that's only been aspirational. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2143 Table for two,please. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2144 He's not a metaphor, he's a pet, and I'd like you to treat him as such. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2145 We can squeeze you in, but I don't want to talk about it. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2146 Fixed the high speed issue. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2147 Not a room. We can talk about it. 1.2872 0.05583 94 73 16 5
2148 We're looking for the grass buffet. 1.2872 0.04812 94 72 19 3
2149 She helps me remember which floor to get off on. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2150 During COVID, he was the only one left at the pet shelter. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2151 You're a few pounds over maximum capacity. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2152 Take the stairs, it’ll be faster. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2153 Where's your elephant? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2154 EleInspections “We take a ton of pride in our work” 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2155 You two must be my upstairs neighbors! 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
2156 It says his name is Otis. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2157 The service elevator was booked for a move in. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2158 Next time we’ll take the stairs. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2159 Who's this? Let's not talk about it. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2160 Nobody talks about him in here. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2161 Just going out for walkies and forgot the doggie bags- BRB. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2162 Ummm...I think we've reached our weight limit 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2163 Oh damn not another Republican showing off his new pet 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2164 Meet me in the basement level with a shovel. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2165 Come in only if you’re ready to talk about it. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
2166 I forgot our anniversary but she remembered. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2167 He hates the service elevator. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2168 If this relationship is going to work we're going to have to deal with the elephant in the elevator. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2169 This is Stanley, the new guy in 14B. He says he's retired from show business. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2170 Don’t get involved. Old Man Ringling still owns this town. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2171 Are tusks on this floor? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2172 We don't seem to be able to get off the first floor right now. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2173 you’re welcome of course … but you should know … it’s our third day on this floor 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2174 We're looking for a room. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2175 So we’re not going to talk about the elephant?” 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2176 You said BYOE! So I brought mine. However, he's a bit shy and wants to make sure he won't be the only elephant in the room. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
2177 Want to join us for some drinks and savannah grass? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2178 I hope you want to go down. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2179 Actually it was better when it was just the elephant on the room 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2180 When the elephant in the room needs to go, he really needs to go. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2181 Swear that wasn’t my fart. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2182 No problem, step in, plenty of room, his brother just got out. 1.2857 0.05804 77 56 18 2
2183 Would you believe this Bozo had the nerve to ask me what I weigh? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2184 This is what I get for voting Republican. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2185 This is better left unsaid 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2186 Does this floor have a vending machine with peanuts? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2187 Sorry. There's no way we're going up. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2188 Mind catching the next elevator? None of us are wearing masks. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2189 Getting the elephant out of the room is even more embarrassing. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2190 Something is seriously wrong with the Up button. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2191 Sorry, but we are definitely going down! 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2192 I heard the rally was going to be a circus, so I wanted to be prepared. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2193 Limits are meant to be tested 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2194 Lots of souvenirs for the kids, glad I brought an extra trunk. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2195 Well,it used to be the elephant in the room 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2196 Come on in. There's plenty of room and we have lots to talk about. 1.2857 0.05344 77 58 17 2
2197 Had to take it with me. I forgot the floor. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2198 I'm the one who brings the 'Elephant in the Room.' 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2199 I know, but I really don't want to talk about it! 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2200 Quick! Come in! I need another Democrat! 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2201 He keeps forgetting to stay in the room 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2202 No need for a bodycam - this guy remembers everything. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2203 Oh, I’m not getting off here. Someone before me pushed all the buttons. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2204 ‘Nice goatee’ 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2205 We’re in the airbnb down the hall. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2206 He hit all the buttons 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
2207 This one’s going up. We are headed to the trunk show. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2208 I am the new manager, are you going down? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2209 The Pet Deposit was crazy. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2210 Turns out the elephant in the elevator is a lot worse than the elephant in the room. 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
2211 I'm doing everything I can to avoid eye contact. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2212 I though you knew the NRC headquarters were in the building 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2213 Enough with the metaphorical idioms, I'm bringing a real one to the room 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2214 We need to find a vet with a ground floor office. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2215 He pushed all the buttons so we’re stopping at every floor. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2216 He wanted to go somewhere where he will at least be addressed. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2217 The mileage is great and it's got a huge trunk. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2218 He forgot on what floor is Barnum's apartment 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2219 Yet another in the case to be made for the devolution of The New Yorker Cartoon 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
2220 Okay, when I grab his trunk, you jump in and press Door Close. 1.2841 0.06848 88 72 7 9
2221 I thought I'd bring the elephant in the room, since you're meeting my parents for the first time. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2222 Nope. This is the elephantor. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2223 Sorry, we only go down. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2224 He is arguing that the posted warning only mentions number of passengers, not weight limit. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2225 Nobody wants to talk about him when he's in the room, so I thought I'd try the elevator. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2226 I've just got to get them out of the living room. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2227 Her veterinarian is on the 12th floor. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2228 They were already here when I got in" 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 12 6
2229 Sorry he left his mask home! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2230 It seems no one can tell him where his room is 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2231 Better to avoid politics when he's in the room. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2232 No, we can only go ‘down’. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
2233 Fair warning- he just ate cheese. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2234 Sorry, but she's too old to use the stairs any more. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2235 Well, the giraffes are on the freight elevator. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2236 He memorised everyone's level, how could they not hire him! 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2237 What are you lookin' at? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2238 Hr got tired of being in the living room and nobody paying attention to him. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2239 This is the third one today. Just how many elephants do you need in the room? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2240 I heard the circus will be on the top roof. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2241 Don't even say it. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2242 It’s okay - we’re both fully vaccinated. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2243 But I should warn you - the knife-throwing act is in the next car. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2244 Sorry sir, this is the staff elevator. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2245 No, I'm talking about your drinking. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2246 It's my service elephant. I haven't been late for a meeting in months since I got her. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2247 He was able to prove that an elevator is a room and that therefore he could be in it. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2248 Elephanticising 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2249 We’re willing to work for peanuts. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2250 No elephant jokes please 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2251 It's us again. He keeps pushing the wrong button. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2252 For now he's the elevator operator. However, he's looking for a job that's a better fit. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
2253 Maybe grab the next one, it's like a Grand Old Party in here. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2254 I'd take the other elevator, this one is full of Republicans 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2255 You were talking about the elephant in the room, but I looked around and there wasn't one...so I wanted to help. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2256 You might want to take the next one. I'm coming down with something. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2257 So that's why I opted for a condo over a co-op. 1.2826 0.05850 92 73 13 6
2258 the new guy works literally for peanuts 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2259 Please run to the store and buy me six pounds of butter. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2260 Can you point us to the room where they want to address "the Elephant"? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2261 Feeling lucky? If he passes gas, we both die. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2262 A one year old on the 5th floor is having a circus themed party. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2263 Going up is really slow, but going down is faaast. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2264 For once, can't we just have a direct conversation? Why do you always want to talk about the 'elephant in the room?' 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2265 These days, it assures a rapid descent. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2266 So much for 6 feet distancing 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2267 I swear this nasty smell was here before me. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2268 We're headed to a Republican convention. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2269 When does this elephant enter the room? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2270 Is this the floor where we audition for the high wire act? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2271 Tim, meet Chuck. He's our newest 'Big Brain' 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2272 These service elevators are really large dude! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2273 Could you come in . I don't want to be the only human in the room! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2274 I need to talk to you about something 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2275 His name is Otis I had to let him in 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2276 You just had to talk about that now, didn't you? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2277 Trunk Sale on 15 if you're interested... 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2278 Best elevator operator in town. He never forgets what floor we live on. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2279 Sure, you can get on. There are just the two of us here. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2280 I gotta bring the elephant to the room. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2281 I decided to get it out of the room for a while. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2282 I’m looking for five short, blind men to tell me what this animal is. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2283 He says he needs to be in the room. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
2284 Indian take-out, wanna join? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2285 I’m going to need an extension. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2286 Wild party on the 11th floor. You in? 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
2287 We finally talked about the elephant in the room. Now I just need to get him out of the building. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2288 She was a good roommate, but you ignored her. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2289 Hi, do you have room for an elephant in the room? 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
2290 I took him out of the room. 1.2812 0.04369 96 73 21 2
2291 We're good for another 38 pounds. 1.2812 0.06404 96 78 9 9
2292 Come on in, I was just packing my trunk. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2293 I’m talking it to another level. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2294 At least the elephant's not in the room. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
2295 What elevator? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2296 Idiom or Metaphor aside, there is no more room in this car... 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2297 I couldn't ask him too carry his trunk up nine flights of stairs. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2298 You must be looking for “Interventions”, fourth floor. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2299 Sure he's republican,but we get along. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2300 You think an elephant in a room is awkward? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2301 Sorry, your weight will put us over the limit. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2302 It's the best way I've found to socially distance in the elevator! 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2303 I'd prefer not to talk about why there's no room for you. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2304 By any chance, have you seen an 800-pound gorilla? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2305 There's room, but we'll have to have an awkward conversation. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2306 This one is full. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2307 Before you get on, there's something we need to discuss. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2308 He’s headed to the room. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
2309 The breakfast room might be a zoo again today. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
2310 So, he says, "I can get you TWO elephants for $100." 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2311 I found him in my room. Anyone you know missing an elephant? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2312 They said no dogs or cats allowed. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2313 Turns out it’s just a coincidence his name is Dumbo 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2314 Sorry. Going UP, to the Ivory Tower. 1.2805 0.05140 82 62 18 2
2315 Not to worry, he won’t charge. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2316 No, seriously , I think you should catch the next one. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2317 Sorry. No trunk space. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2318 Say what you want about her, but she never pushes my buttons. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2319 I understand sir, the cat in the bag is actually down the hall to your left. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2320 Hey Alan, any idea why the manager wants us all to meet downstairs? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2321 You should take the next one. I think I'm coming down with something. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
2322 I got ticketed for conspicuous consumption! 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2323 Elephant delivery! Which room? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2324 Ready to talk about it? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2325 He says he's ashamed of being Republican and wants to hide out in our basement. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2326 Sorry, But this elevator only goes down for some reason. 1.2800 0.05714 75 58 14 3
2327 Well how did you think they got into living rooms? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2328 Proof positive, that even an elevator can pachyderm 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2329 Is there a reason you’re not getting in this elevator? Go ahead, mention it. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2330 There’s room if you’re willing to discuss. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2331 Nope, still haven’t addressed it. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2332 I hope they allow pets here. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2333 He was tired of being the elephant in the room so we decided to go down for a walk. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2334 Watch what you say when you get in. Turns out that these guys are really thin-skinned. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2335 We've been dancing around it; let's just talk about the soul patch 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2336 Let's see how fast this baby can go. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2337 Sorry we have already reached our weight limit. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2338 He's insisting on drinks in the SkyBar or no circus! 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2339 We should probably discuss the elephant in the elevator. 1.2800 0.04399 100 79 17 4
2340 If I wanted to talk about it I would have left it upstairs. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2341 He needed a break from the living room 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2342 Yeah, from experience, I can tell you that nobody brings up a missed sales goal when you come to the meeting with an elephant. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2343 We tried the stairs, but she would only put one foot up on the first step, and then stop. 1.2800 0.05044 75 56 18 1
2344 I can't get rid if it. It's always in the room. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2345 Well this is awkward; you weren't supposed to be home until after 5 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2346 He’s doing double duty upstairs. He welcomes politicians and then hangs around in case anyone mentions climate change. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
2347 I pushed up but I think we're going down. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2348 That's if you don't mind talking about the elephant in the room ? 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2349 We finally removed the elephant from their room. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2350 He can never remember which floor is his. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2351 Mice in the stairwell again? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2352 You might want to wait for the next one. He pressed all the buttons. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2353 Going down? Either way, you're gonna have to." 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2354 It's not as great a conversation starter as I expected. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2355 No, I don't want to discuss it. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2356 I had to get him out for a while. He's been fighting with our donkey about tax cuts all afternoon. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2357 He’s a comfort elephant. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2358 Elephants never forget? They can’t even remember their floor! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2359 Is this the Trump Tower? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2360 He thinks people are talking about him. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2361 He didn’t want to be in the room anymore. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2362 You may want to wait for the next one. He's having GI issues. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2363 I just mention a sale on safari shorts and he has to tag along. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
2364 He's going out for a walk. He got tired of being the elephant in the room. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2365 The Athletics just can't seem to get out of the basement. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2366 What, are you my therapist now? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2367 Let the CDC figure this one out! 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2368 The elephant in the room will be literal at this month's tenants meeting. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2369 It's Time to Discuss The Elephant in the Elevator. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2370 Going Down to Africa? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2371 They'll make some trunk space available for you. Come on in. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2372 I’d wait for the next one. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2373 I told him they paid us peanuts. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2374 I thought maybe it was the room that was the problem, not the elephant in it. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2375 I was just showing her the door.” 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2376 I mean Nancy wanted a dog, but I say go big or go home. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2377 He said he was tired of being the elephant in the room. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2378 Is this the floor with the pool? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2379 The downstairs snack room is out of peanuts! 1.2785 0.05386 79 60 17 2
2380 But, what about the elephant in the room? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2381 We left because no one in the room would acknowledge him. 1.2784 0.04333 97 73 21 2
2382 You wouldn’t happen to have any peanuts, would you? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2383 We can only go down?? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2384 I don't know what to do about him, because technically he's not in a room. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2385 It hasn't farted... yet. 1.2784 0.05531 97 77 14 6
2386 Is he still there? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2387 It's not in the room yet!! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2388 We're going down to the first floor to pick up his family. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2389 I always take him with me as I can never remember what floor I live on. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2390 Of course we're going down. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2391 He doesn't count towards the weight limit if you don't address him. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2392 It’s a real zoo in here today 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2393 Yea, we're leaving. Mom said no more damn pets. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2394 I always thought my nose was quite large! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2395 Man, I've always had the goatee, It's the elephant! 1.2778 0.04520 72 55 16 1
2396 What are you talking about? There's plenty of room in here. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2397 Wow! This is far more impressive than having a "gorilla in the room!" 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2398 He'll give you one heck of an elevator pitch. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2399 I won't address it until we get to the room 1.2778 0.05842 72 56 13 3
2400 I hired him last week. Great memory and works for peanuts. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2401 The kid in 5B wanted a cliche theme for her 10th birthday party. 1.2778 0.06626 72 58 9 5
2402 I made a new friend at the zoo. 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2403 They escaped after breakfast and I couldn't find them anywhere. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2404 We're looking for the psychiatrists office. He's trying to figure out why he got involved in politics. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2405 He thinks he's Dumbo and wants to get on the roof 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2406 She forgot her purse. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2407 So what do you think of my new beard? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2408 We're going out for peanuts. Do you want anything? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2409 What floor is the Indian funeral? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2410 Down. Duh. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2411 There was a mouse in our apartment… 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2412 Well, I'm bringing up the elephant in the room" 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2413 He's the operator. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2414 Your sister said that I should pack my trunk and move in with you. 1.2772 0.06153 101 82 10 9
2415 Is this the floor where the veterinarian's office is located? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2416 It behaves better than a gorilla. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2417 How much do you weigh …exactly? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2418 Sorry man, you're gonna bring us over the weight capacity. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2419 We need him to counterbalance the rino in the other elevator. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2420 The Breeder said he would top out at about 100 lbs and then we got attached. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2421 Sorry man, he likes to push all the buttons. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2422 Technically, he's not in the room. 1.2771 0.04943 83 60 23 0
2423 Needed to get him out of the room. The in-laws are visiting. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2424 The circus didn’t really think through their move to the top floor of a high rise. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2425 At least there's no awkward eye contact. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2426 Uh, I'm not ready to talk about it. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2427 Does this go up or just down? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2428 Works… I inflated them last night! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2429 What happens in Kenya stays in Kenya, got it? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2430 We're just headed upstairs so I can tell Cindy that I don't want to get married and maybe that I hate her haircut. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2431 Bill, this is getting ridiculous, feel like we have to discuss it. . 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2432 Everyone sees it, but nobody’s talking about it. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2433 There's lots of trunk space 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2434 ...and then she said, "I'm tired of the elephant in the room" 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2435 What are you doing with that elephant?" Durante replied, "What elephant?" 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2436 Down or up? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2437 Damn,first the circus clowns and their car and now this! I’m taking the stairs. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2438 They like to ride. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2439 She's my emotional support animal and bodyguard 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2440 Do we rent to Republicans? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2441 Do they sell big shovels on this floor? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2442 Defying conventional wisdom,he can't remember which floor he's going to. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2443 Nope. Ignoring isn’t working.” 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2444 He's just there to make sure I don't hold your hand or hug you 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2445 Is there a room for one more elephant? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2446 Oh, he'll make room if you address him! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2447 Better here than in the room. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2448 If you're a circus fan, I'd suggest the stairs. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2449 Don’t say anything about it. 1.2759 0.03725 87 67 19 1
2450 Good thing I'm not allergic to peanuts. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2451 When there’s an elephant in the room you have to take ir out for a walk a couple times a day, otherwise you can’t ignore it for very long. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2452 it was a freebie left at the curb 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2453 Which floor? He's all ears. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2454 Can you point us to the room with the intervention? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2455 Not to be nosey, but who is that behind you?” 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2456 Mind if I bring a "plus one?" 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2457 WOULD YOU RUN TO ROOM 304 AND GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2458 She may not have been given legal personhood but she at least deserves the right to take the elevator. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2459 My therapist thought it best to get a companion and Adopt-A-Pet was out of dogs! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2460 'They'll have both Indian and African food." 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2461 Got your trunks? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2462 This is the annual weight-limit inspection and I could use another 160 pounds. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2463 Eli in the eli. 1.2755 0.04763 98 77 17 4
2464 Intervention on the 11th floor. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2465 I hope we're going down. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2466 We're looking for the Ear, Nose, and Trunk doctor. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2467 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2468 He’s needed in another room. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2469 He helps me remember my floor. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2470 As your only brother I’m begging you to talk about the elephant in the elevator! 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2471 He pushed the button for every floor with his trunk. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2472 You'll never believe this..there's an elephant in my room 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2473 There’s plenty of room as long as you don’t talk about it. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2474 Oh--I thought the Ark was on this floor. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2475 It was already broken. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2476 He’s moved his room to the 11th floor. But no one’s talking about it. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2477 They're my emotional support animal. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2478 Black is the elephant in the really small room 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2479 Are we going to talk about the elephant in the elevator? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2480 You can press the up button all day long. For some reason we only go down. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2481 It crouches in the corner if you ignore it. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2482 Need I say there's no more room with this elephant in the room? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2483 They want an elephant in the conference room at floor 25 1.2747 0.05428 91 71 16 4
2484 Do you know where they keep misplaced trunks? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2485 Sure, you can fit, but we are not going to discuss, … y’know, the, uh, weather. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2486 Down or down? 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2487 She can't take the stares. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2488 It only costs peanuts to ride! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2489 I'm just hangin' out all by myself. How about you? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2490 Sorry. RINOs are on level 5. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2491 Was that a….racist comment? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2492 I am moving him from one room to another 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2493 Oh there you are. I think this guy goes in your room. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2494 Much more trunk space than you would imagine. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2495 If you can think of a better way to test an elevator's weight limit, I'm all ears 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2496 I suppose we should talk about the smell. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2497 I'm Jim This is Susie. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2498 I don't know. They just asked me to get him out of the room. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2499 How did you track me down? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2500 I asked for lox and babka, but the cashier had a phd in mammology 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2501 It was hard getting him in here, and now he just wants to go up and down. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2502 Someone misspelled Zoom. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2503 I refuse to acknowledge it. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2504 There's no elephant in this room. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2505 Yeah, he followed me home from the park the other day. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2506 Come in, it's high time the elephants learned about awkwardness. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2507 I liked him better in the room. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2508 I keep pushing the up button, but nothing happens. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2509 Lately I can’t shake the feeling they’re watching every move I make. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2510 Still not moving. Should I get out too? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2511 Which floor is the Animal Rights Convention happening? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2512 Quick, how much is that in kilos? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2513 Check out my sweet goatee. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2514 Whatever goes up, also goes down, but not out 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2515 I gotta get him outside quick--he's not paper-trained. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2516 This is always the highlight of his day. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2517 You DO realize this can only be going down, right? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2518 Instead of talking about the elephant in the room, we're moving him to the basement. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2519 You ASKED me to come up with an elevator pitch for something huge! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2520 It’s my new memory app 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2521 Thé éléphant wants to be in another room. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2522 Does it smell like peanuts in here to you? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2523 I found a room with no elephant in it... 1.2737 0.05588 95 76 13 6
2524 We were going to take the stairs but he saw a mouse. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2525 ...and I got one in the glovebox. 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
2526 We'll squeeze you in. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2527 It's a gift for my girlfriend. She keeps dropping hints about the elephant in the room. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2528 Sorry, we're going back up. He forgot his wallet in the apartment. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2529 he’s a RINO 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2530 This one’s going down. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2531 He likes to go up on the roof and trumpet. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2532 He's on his way out. Everybody was ignoring him. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2533 He wants out of the GOP, but he’s house trained. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2534 I know what you're thinking, let's just get it out there. Do you like the goatee? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2535 I was hired to get them out of the room. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2536 The "Elephant in the Room" is needed on a lower floor. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2537 Naw, we can squeeze you in. Just watch out for the blind guy back there. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2538 Despite what you’ve heard, definitely not a RINO… 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2539 It’s not how we got him in, it’s how do we talk him out. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2540 Try, "Come, Jumbo, come!" 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2541 I think we need to address the elephant in the room. 1.2727 0.04903 110 86 19 5
2542 I thought you said it was an 800 pound gorilla. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2543 ELEphants, ELEvator- sound it out, man, there's an undeniable commonality. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2544 This is about my beard, isn’t it” 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2545 We ran out of room. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2546 We’re going to 3 to talk about the elephant in the room 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
2547 Taking them up the elevator two at a time is using less time than building an Arc. The rain is coming, man - no time to waste! 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2548 We’re looking for the Peanut Department 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2549 No one seemed to notice him in my room so I thought this might work better. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2550 How do you get down off an elephant? You take the ele-vator! 1.2727 0.04190 77 61 14 2
2551 When he was young, he practiced with a phone booth. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2552 I grew it during lockdown. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2553 There’s plenty of room! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2554 I tell ya, this city’s turning into a real jungle. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2555 They couldn’t deal with the elephant in the room, so we’re taking it to the next level. 1.2727 0.07310 77 64 5 8
2556 He’s looking for Trump’s office. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2557 Please spare me the obvious metaphor… GOP going down. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2558 We’ve already met the weight limit 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2559 It's definitely going down! 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2560 This elevator doesn't seem to go past the second floor...not sure why. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2561 Plenty of room between my trunks 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2562 Just wondering if he might be more noticeable if he weren't in the living room. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2563 I have to get rid of my pets. Someone finally noticed them in my livingroom. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2564 Let’s address the elephant in the elevator 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2565 I've grown tired of not bringing up the elephant in the room 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2566 We were wondering, is the dentist on the fourth floor? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2567 Yes we should talk about our feelings for each other but there is a giant elephant in the room so another time? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2568 Just taking it to the room. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2569 Of course he's adorable, but the baggies are a hassle. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2570 Your room or mine? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2571 It’s time we dealt with the elephant in the room! 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2572 He's on his way to the room he won't be mentioned in. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2573 Have you noticed this elevator smells of peanuts? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2574 My mother in law gets here tomorrow night, and we're making sure the elevator can hold her. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2575 Just heading up to my room. anything you want to talk about? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2576 Pandemic concession. Now you're not even allowed a dog. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2577 Hey man. Which room? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2578 I try not to let politics come between me and my neighbors. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2579 I TRIED to ignore him but he followed me into the elevator. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2580 It was time to get the elephant out of the room 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2581 I didn't want to risk chipping the marble steps 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2582 It’s not in the room anymore, let’s drop the subject. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2583 I'm delivering the elephants to different rooms. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2584 ""Oh elevators are nothing, you should see it when I need to take him on a plane." 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2585 I finally addressed the issue; we’re moving out 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2586 Yep. We're heading on up to the room. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2587 If you don't address it there's lots of room. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2588 It's a jungle in here. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2589 It comes with the territory. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2590 No, it didn't follow me from my living room. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2591 So many rooftop gardens…so few elephant-sized elevators! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2592 This is Otis. He's the elephant in the elevator. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2593 Sorry, I don’t walk dogs. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2594 The elephant is in the room, there is no room for you. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2595 He’s a service pet, helping me with my claustrophobia 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2596 It turns out we have the same insurance. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2597 Sorry - he forgot his hat. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2598 If you forget what floor you're on, the elephant reminds you. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2599 Oh, he had a room. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2600 I finally decided to do something about the elephant in the room. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2601 There’s room providing you do not talk about the elephant 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2602 Room service here. Would you like an (ele)phant or an (ele)vator? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2603 You've got problems? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2604 There seems to be an elephant in every room nowadays 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2605 And to think we use to live in a walk-up 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2606 The doors are wider in the lobby. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2607 Don't be silly, I'm sure we can fit one more 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2608 Oops. Sorry his Pedicurist is on 4th floor.. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2609 His name is Harold. 1.2706 0.05263 85 66 16 3
2610 Yeah, that 800 pound gorilla in the room doesn't look so bad now does it? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2611 It's gonna be a while, Carl. This punk has "accidentally" pressed every button. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2612 I didn't think the elephant in the room would travel so well. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2613 We're exceeding capacity, but I don't want to talk about it. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2614 Another peanut free floor? C’mon 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2615 sorry dude, my peeps and I got this one. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2616 Two people of color and an elephant get into an elevator . . . . 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2617 Yeah, there’s a mouse on the 4th floor. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2618 Say Dude, any idea what floor I can get a large pooper-scooper? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2619 It's finally no longer the elephant in the room. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2620 Normally, I'd wait until we got into the room to address this but the door closes in three seconds. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2621 He insists that he lives on this floor. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2622 Please don't ask—they're sensitive about the weight limit. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2623 Sorry, this one only goes express to the ground floor. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2624 I just couldn't handle the elephant in the room anymore. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2625 It was the only way to get the elephant out of the room. 1.2703 0.05017 74 56 17 1
2626 Sure we can make room. I’m testing load capacity now. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2627 I told you my problems were elephantine. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2628 Sorry man. I have to get him outside for a walk. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2629 There not just for rooms anymore. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2630 I’m using a new dating app. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2631 We're going back up. He forget his ID. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2632 Come in - there's plenty of space in the trunk. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2633 On which floor is the pet relief area? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2634 Is this your Amazon package? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2635 So,are we not going to talk about it? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2636 Want to help us test the weight limit? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2637 I'll wait for you at the bottom. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2638 You made me address the one in the room. Now let’s talk about the one in the elevator. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2639 I brought him along for the intervention. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2640 I forgot today was hump day. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2641 Step right in white boy and we can talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2642 Well, the invite did say the theme was 'Safari' 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2643 Sorry, this idiom is taken. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2644 He's moving to another room, but I can't talk about it. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2645 Yeah, you know it-I'm bringing up the elephant in the room. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2646 There’s a trunk show today. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2647 You may want to wait for the next one. Steve here has been fighting off a sniffle. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2648 I've decided to get rid of the you-know-what in my room. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2649 I asked the front desk for a trunk and this was all they had. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2650 Sorry, I'm not sure. I'm just the sitter. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2651 It's ok. He's housebroken. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2652 yeah, so what.! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2653 I see the elephant has left the room. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2654 He's been asked to be the elephant in Room 610. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2655 The elephant will not be in the room this time. 1.2692 0.05527 78 61 14 3
2656 It's not quite a goatee--I'm still working on the mustache. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2657 "Exactly how much do you weigh?" 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2658 Let's go out. There's not much room in here. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2659 I like your goatee 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2660 I'm bringing him up 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2661 She would not fit in here so I am taking her to my room 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2662 He never forgets when to get off. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2663 This hotel has a very liberal pet policy. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2664 Just taking the elephant to the room. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2665 You can squeeze in if you can ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2666 Sorry, we’re social distancing. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2667 WOW MAN! I thought it said Elephant door. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2668 Come on in. There’s plenty of room in the trunk. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2669 The guys in the boardroom wanted me to remove him - they're sticking with the ostrich instead. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2670 You've heard of the 'elephant in the living room' syndrome, Larry. This has a similar connotation. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2671 but, he's no longer in the room 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2672 I can never remember what floor I’m on 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2673 Let’s just agree to ignore it. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2674 Are you the one who who ordered an elephant for the room 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2675 The Bronx Zoo has a new program. I spent a week with them and now it's their turn! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2676 There is no weight limit. This elevator is body positive. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 13 4
2677 Yes, the building rules do prohibit pets, but Lenny here is my emotional support pachyderm. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2678 They had it for the marketing meeting in the 10th floor conference room,but then they insisted I schlep it down to 6 for those bozos in accounting. I told them we need at least two of these,but who listens to me? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2679 There’s room in here, but I hate to tell you where you’ll be standing! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2680 We ran out of peanuts. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2681 No room for any more trunks, but we could squeeze in a carry on 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2682 Sorry, this was the only way to avoid awkward small talk. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2683 Fancy a game of squash ? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2684 Which floor the room on? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2685 He likes beards! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2686 We've got room for one more! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2687 The hippo got out on the second floor 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2688 Sorry, we’re at exactly two tons. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2689 They can't ignore him in an elevator 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2690 Elevator repairman Livingston, I presume? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2691 Sorry, we are already at the maximum weight. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2692 Did you hear the elephant’s in our room? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2693 Did you know there's a watering hole in the executive lounge? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2694 The Board had to say yes. She's an Emotional Support Animal. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2695 It's okay, I have steel-toed shoes. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2696 Well, I have my doubts, but they say they're going up. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2697 Do you know if this is our floor? Neither of us can remember. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2698 There’s a new rule this year: You have to take an elephant with you to help you mark your ballot. 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2699 It’s a COVID precaution — I never have to share an elevator with another person. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2700 My wife said "Get him out of the living room." 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2701 He never forgets what floor we live on 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2702 Which way is "This Little Piggy's Nail Palace"? 1.2674 0.05712 86 68 12 5
2703 Weight limit? Who are you - the elevator police? 1.2674 0.04656 86 70 12 4
2704 Sure squeeze in. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2705 I'm just taking the elephant out of the room 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2706 Actually, he's more like a bull in a china shop. 1.2674 0.05078 86 66 18 2
2707 So I’m at this party. I hear something about someone needing help with a trunk and, well … here we are. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2708 I'm taking him up to the top floor to overcome his fear of heights. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2709 Thanks for having us over. And sorry about the broken tea cup. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2710 No, I am an independent. Why do you ask? Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2711 I know, I know...let's not talk about it 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2712 He wants to know why you aren’t a registered Republican. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2713 "It's O.K. He's not white." 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2714 I’d take the stairs if I were you. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2715 We are a couple - and frankly your comment was hurtful. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2716 Yeah, I know about the elephant in the room, but I need a little help here. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2717 Apparently, they’re testing the elevator’s weight capacity. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2718 Before you start an elevator pitch, there’s something we should discuss. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2719 He wanted to switch which room to be ignored in. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2720 He never forgets what floor we're going to. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2721 We should probably address something upfront." 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2722 He decided to move to a different room. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2723 Is that an elephant behind me or am I tripping? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2724 The people on 8 requested the removal of the elephants in the room” 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2725 It's not in the room 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2726 Don't worry, he inhaled helium. 1.2660 0.05168 94 76 13 5
2727 Yeah! Nobody talks about the Elephant in the elevator 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2728 We’re only going down. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2729 Sorry, we've reached the weight limit. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2730 No, I don't want to discuss the elephants in the elevator ! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2731 Nothing to see in there. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2732 You'd think so, but it's really just peanuts. 1.2658 0.05317 79 64 11 4
2733 My client will work for peanuts but he won't discuss politics. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2734 No one ever seems to comment when I bring the elephant into the room... 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2735 My girlfriend got tired of the elephant in our room. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2736 What elephant in the room? You mean the elephant in the elevator? I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2737 We're looking for the spa. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2738 Pro tip for getting along here? No trumpet after nine. 1.2658 0.05002 79 58 21 0
2739 Sure, you can squeeze in but we're going down. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2740 Mom said she wanted a trunk for her birthday. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2741 Well, at least he’s not pink” 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2742 I'd rather not talk about it. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2743 He was tired of being the only one in the room, so we left. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2744 Hey, push any button you want. We're going down! 1.2651 0.05167 83 64 17 2
2745 We finally recognized the elephant in the room, then he wanted out. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2746 Let's address the elephant in the room. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2747 No worries, he helps in keeping me grounded. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2748 Because I’m the one who had to call attention to it. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2749 I got him out of the room…now what? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2750 I guess it’s time we talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.2651 0.05023 83 64 17 2
2751 You talk about it once, and it never leaves…. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2752 Well, he's NOT in the room yet. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2753 Dumbo can't get out, Dumbo! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2754 I'm running away to join the circus. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2755 It was him. 1.2647 0.07732 68 57 4 7
2756 Sorry, you’ll have to wait for the next one. We’re already at capacity of 4 tons and 180 lbs. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2757 The invitation said, "Pets welcome." 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2758 The politicians couldn’t see him in the room, so we decided to try the elevator. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2759 I’ve been trying to go up but for some reason this elevator keeps going down. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2760 The stairwell simply didn't have the same metaphorical resonance. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2761 Oh hey, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about the giant poop on the sidewalk would you? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2762 Technically, it IS a room. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2763 Is the elephant Indian or Asian? This determines weight &volume 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2764 Mind grabbing the next one? I'm in the middle of an elaborate suicide. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2765 Why, yes. This IS the elevator goes to the Ivory Tower. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2766 We had to check the tusks. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2767 She is my service animal. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2768 Apparently they fear stairs even more than mice. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2769 Yup, this is a very obvious elephant in the room 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2770 My girlfriend refused to make love again until we dealt with the elephant in the room. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2771 I’ve never denied that I have an elephant in my room. She’s my sole companion. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2772 Sorry we are already over the safe weight limit. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2773 I don't know why you thought this elevator was so crowded 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2774 I’ve got room in the trunk. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2775 He's still miffed that he can't use his trunk to punch the up button. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2776 I'm returning him. He misses you and your mother. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2777 I think we need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2778 But he can't remember his floor. 1.2639 0.05414 72 56 14 2
2779 *Elephant noises makes the conversation unintelligible* 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2780 I'm putting my faith in the number of occupants rule rather than the weight limit. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2781 The circus fired him! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2782 He’d gladly take the stairs, but they’re murder on his knees. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2783 Oh... You probably want the local. This is the trunkline. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2784 I hope you weight less than 25Ibs. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2785 Yeah, he's a little shy. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2786 ELE-VATOR! Not ELE-PHANT-VATOR! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2787 She wants to be in the room again. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2788 I know, but t took six years of therapy to get him from my room to here, so I don't want to make any promises... 1.2637 0.05024 91 71 17 3
2789 It is not technically a room. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2790 Taking her for a quick walk before we discuss her in couples therapy 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2791 Sorry buddy, but you were getting us above the weight limit 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2792 You know what's ironic... 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2793 What elevator? What elephant? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2794 I said, “three,” but Horton heard a two. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2795 I really don’t want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2796 They say they would rather not see him in the room. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2797 Hey, neighbor- got some peanuts you can spare? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2798 I have to rock him up to the fourth floor a few times or he won't go to sleep. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2799 I know she's not conventionally attractive, but we're in love. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2800 Sorry, there's a weight limit on this elevator. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
2801 Get on the elephantor! 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2802 I decided to do something about the elephant in the room. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2803 Sorry, kinda full up. I have a lot of trunks in here. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2804 Sorry, three’s a crowd. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2805 I’m going out without a mask, so I figured, “ why not?” 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2806 Turns out the Zoo is gentrifying too. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2807 You've heard about the elf on the shelf. Now meet the elephant in the elevator? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2808 We're probably going down. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2809 The listing didn’t say “NO PETS.” 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2810 Twice a day for the new family on six... yeah, the Ringlings... 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2811 Busy day!! She has 3 meetings to attend. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2812 Sorry, the elephant in the room is following me around. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2813 Twenty bucks if you don’t tell the landlord. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2814 He left some trunks downstairs. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2815 We're here about the room. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2816 The elephant is leaving the room 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2817 I don't think you want to be floored. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2818 Uhhhh, this is not what it looks like. 1.2625 0.04263 80 63 14 2
2819 I give up. Nobody in the room even acknowledged him. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2820 Well, we worked through our issues so we no longer need the elephant in the room. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2821 Is there someone behind me? I feel like there’s someone behind me. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2822 There's room for you....but no more trunk space! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2823 « I forgot the peanuts. » 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2824 Which floor is the trunk show? 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2825 I heard it was Pride Week but there were no lions available. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2826 It was lonely being the only one in that room. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2827 They get nervous taking the stairs. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2828 He’s looking for the room where he will be addressed! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2829 How do you fit four elephants in an elevator? 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2830 Going down. Fast. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2831 I suggest you wait for the next car. You might put us over the weight limit. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2832 Technically, it's not a room. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2833 I find the soft trumpeting sound relaxing. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2834 He doesn't fit in the apartment. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2835 We’ll need to take the stairs; for some reason this elevator won’t go up. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2836 Just so you know, this guy has been rippin' ridiculous ass in here. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2837 I would like to address the elephant in the room. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2838 Believe me, I’m ready to talk about it. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2839 You wanna come play fetch? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2840 Delivery for the boardroom …..please take the next one 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2841 Please come in, just ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2842 We’re looking for the room where it happens. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2843 We're going up to the ivory tower." 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2844 You have two choices. Come in this elevator and have your life changed forever, or pretend like you never saw us. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2845 Hey, What floor is the Tarzan audition on? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2846 I can't remember where I am going so I brought a friend. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2847 Next I’m going to put a flamingo in a firehouse. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2848 We need to talk about something …it can’t wait. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2849 We couldn’t get a room. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2850 Be careful what you say. He's the new VP and has an incredible memory. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2851 You could come in but I'm afraid the cable will break. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2852 What floor is circus merchandise on? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2853 There’s something you should know. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2854 You're not the first to assume I live in an ivory tower. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2855 Yeah they have a rule: no dogs over 40 pounds. 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
2856 Man,you don’t want to work here - it’s a zoo! 1.2609 0.05521 69 54 13 2
2857 There’s room but it’s about 15 minutes to get to the next floor. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2858 We are escaping the room. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2859 Have you ever experienced dropping like a stone? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2860 I have to stop drinking at work, they’re not even pink now! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2861 Thank God for this, my last place was a 4th floor walk-up. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2862 He gets shy when you address him in the room. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2863 Getting on? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2864 To hell with social distancing, come on in. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2865 I know, I know. I should tell him we are over the weight limit. It's like the elephant in the room. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2866 Adopt, don’t shop. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2867 They said a goatee was the gateway to living large. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2868 Hurry! He has an appointment in a room upstairs… couple had a fight yesterday, and they’re about to sit down for dinner. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2869 I’m sorry, he always has to push all the buttons.” 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2870 He says goodbye and thanks for the memories. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2871 Thought we’d just get this out of the way now. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2872 'but I just ordered a trunk' 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2873 It really helped with COVID! 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2874 Should we talk about the elephant not making room? 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2875 You're overthinking again, Todd. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2876 The Donkey took the stairs. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2877 I'm taking him for a run at the elephant park. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2878 I now got herd immunity! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2879 The Supreme Court just overturned the restrictions on weight limits in elevators. Come on in! 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2880 You would think people would have gotten over him being in a room by now, but nooooo 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2881 Fifth Floor. Cosmetics, housewares, bulk peanuts. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2882 Can you believe this idiom? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2883 I checked, we’re within the weight limit. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2884 Are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2885 No matter what he says, I'm not the one who 'delt it'. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2886 You really weren’t kidding when you said it was a circus up there. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2887 Orwell? Oh well. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2888 They’re looking for the trunk show. 1.2603 0.06177 73 56 13 3
2889 It's a tight fit, but a quick ride down. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2890 This elephant is really starting to push my buttons. 1.2603 0.05861 73 55 15 2
2891 Oh, he doesn't mind city living, except when he sees a mouse. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2892 She loves her afternoon walks. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2893 It's OK, the Ringling Brothers certified her for emotional support. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2894 if you get in, we’ll definitely be over the weight capacity 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2895 Can he come too? He says he's a party animal. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2896 Before you get on, isn’t there something we should discuss? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2897 It may be the jet lag, but I feel like I'm still on safari. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2898 This is an E_______ for the B___ in Apartment 23. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2899 He's following me from the room. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2900 Watch your feet. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2901 Pardon me. Is this the level for the peanut gallery? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2902 Of course you can fit, it's just me in here. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2903 Half price sale! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2904 You wouldn't happen to have a bucket and a shovel 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2905 What, you prefer the 800-pound gorilla? 1.2597 0.05030 77 57 20 0
2906 He thinks his in trunk tower 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2907 As a Republican, I’d prefer not to talk about it. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2908 we’re off to regulate uteruses. wanna join? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2909 Sorry, this one pachyed. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2910 Jumanji on three. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2911 We'll be back after we change into our swim trunks. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2912 Just for the weekend -I promiss. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2913 Is this safari floor? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2914 Take the next one. I finally got it out of my room. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2915 Speak freely. It was in the room but as you can see it’s leaving. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2916 Why is everyone acting like there's something obvious that needs to be addressed? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2917 I know you said we had to address the elephant in the room, but, like, this one is in an elevator. So, that means we get to talk about it later, alligator. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2918 His memory’s good but bath time is a fright! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2919 Sorry, you look like you might set off the buzzer. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2920 Really? Do we really have to go there? 1.2584 0.04083 89 74 11 4
2921 This motherfucker… 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2922 Well, technically it’s a room. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2923 I told it to get out of the room! 1.2581 0.05385 93 75 13 5
2924 I like to call it the Lobby express. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2925 Ellie's my comfort animal, so the super said she could stay. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
2926 The new elevator attendant is great for remembering my birthday but I'm getting really tired of pushing the floor buttons. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2927 I don’t care what button you pushed, we’re going down. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2928 Elephant? What elephant? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2929 Please tell me there's not an elephant in here. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2930 Sorry, Man; There's an Elephant in the Room. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2931 He didn’t want to be the only one in the room so we are leaving. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2932 No, it's ok. Get in. We won't talk about it. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2933 They pay everybody peanuts here, man. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2934 Just so you know, the guy upstairs had already made an elephant in the room joke. 1.2576 0.05205 66 51 14 1
2935 Hop in. I'll move the trunk. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2936 I just hope he’s not fibbing about his weight. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2937 Elephant delivery for your room, sir? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2938 We just moved into 4E." 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
2939 For too long, we have not talked about the elephant in the elevator. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2940 Down, sure. Up...I doubt it. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2941 Off to our side hustle. He washes. I chamois. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2942 I'm looking for the obvious department. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2943 Full? I'm the only one in here. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2944 Delivery for Trunk Tower 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2945 Oh hey, I heard you support rifles but not Roe. I'll just bring this guy on up to your room. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2946 Is anyone going to mention it? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2947 Ever since that Stuart Little guy moved in to the building, it's much harder to get Pookie out of the elevator. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2948 Climate change summit on the 3rd floor. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2949 He thinks this trunk line goes uptown 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2950 I bring my elephant in the room with me. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2951 We can talk about the elephant in the room, going down?” 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2952 We finally got him out the room 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2953 The elevator hasn’t moved since we got on 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2954 *Still* you call me a RINO? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2955 Can you tell me what "Heckuva job Brownie" means? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2956 Just you and a trunk? We can make room. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2957 Sure, there's plenty of room -- We arrived here in an Uber 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2958 Good enough for the trunk show? 1.2571 0.03907 70 56 13 1
2959 Up? I don’t think so. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2960 There are also a lot of elements in here, and we're going for elegance. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2961 It’s not in the room, so there’s no need to talk about it. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2962 The Freedom Caucus is meeting in the Rhodesia Room on the fourth floor. You can take the stairs." 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2963 I could never remember my floor. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2964 Are wrinkle creams on this floor? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2965 Did someone up here order an elephant in the room? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2966 Sorry, you’ll send us over the weight limit. Take the next one. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2967 Seriously, this isn't the ivory tower" 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2968 He's still adapting to the urban jungle. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2969 I turned Republican on the way down.....What? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2970 Well how do you think "the elephant in the room" gets there? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2971 I think we should talk about the elephants in the Elevator 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2972 You've heard about the elephant in the room? Well, this isn't her. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2973 Seems no one talks about it. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2974 He followed me home from the zoo. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2975 It’s so much easier to take her for her stroll since we moved from the six story walk-up. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2976 The therapist keeps asking about the elephant in the room…. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2977 Because he loves the view more than he hates the ride. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2978 Where? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2979 It just followed me home. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2980 I’m the person who supplies the elephant in the room. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2981 As a suport-animal he's great, but unfortunatly I suffer from claustrophobia. 1.2568 0.05113 74 57 16 1
2982 I put him in here because he's not used to the stares... 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2983 He no longer wanted to be the elephant in the room. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2984 Just don't make fun of his lisp. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2985 Look, we’re Republican. It’s only a few weeks. We’ll be moving to Washington in November. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2986 Look, she needs a safe place after all the meeting room discussion trauma. 1.2568 0.04929 74 57 16 1
2987 She ran away from the circus. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2988 I know, it's always awkward making conversation in an elevator. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2989 We've got the six feet part down. Now we're working on the "apart" part! 1.2568 0.05630 74 59 12 3
2990 Sorry, it's either I ride with him or we can talk about how I slept with your sister. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2991 Neither of them acknowledged it. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2992 Is there room for one more? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2993 She's much nicer than the 800 pound gorilla was. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2994 Be grateful that you didn't try to get in with the lions... 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2995 Catch the next one, we’re late for an audition 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2996 Please don't tell the landlord that I have a pet elephant. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2997 I was tired of having him in the room 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2998 we're stuck because he's blocking the button panel. Can you race up to the 103'rd floor and just push any button at all for us? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2999 Stanley, I presume? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3000 No worries, I've lost a lot of weight recently. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3001 I hope it’s ok, but I brought my esa 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3002 Sorry. If I let you in we'd be over the weight limit. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3003 He forgot his keys. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3004 ...he never forgets the keys,though. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3005 Can I borrow a broom? 1.2564 0.05752 78 63 11 4
3006 They couldn't wait until he left the room. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3007 Should we talk about the weather or get right to it? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3008 Well, he helps me with claustrophobia AND cleithrophobia, though we're still working on musophobia. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3009 The application asked if I owned a pet and I answered yes. The condo association board asked if I owned a pet and I answered yes. It’s not my fault no one asked what kind of pet. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3010 Look out they’re noisy 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3011 They said they wanna fly.. going to the rooftop 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3012 Let's talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3013 Don't mind me, I'm just the human in the elevator. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3014 Planning to cross the Alps. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3015 I guess the spa has a really nice mud bath. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3016 He needs the exercise, but I can't get him to take the stairs. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3017 As long as you don't happen to have a mouse in your pocket, squeeze on in. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3018 He says he is a rino. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3019 Just don’t say it. Please… 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3020 He finally found a place where he can’t be ignored. 1.2561 0.06678 82 68 7 7
3021 Talking about them doesn't help at all. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3022 If you smell anything, it wasn’t me. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3023 I normally don't like to draw attention to the elephant in the room, but can this possibly be safe?! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3024 Enter at your own risk. Someone is feeling a bit gassy in here 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3025 The regular 5 gallon bag works. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3026 You spoke of an elephant in the room. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3027 Thanks for holding the door” “Don’t mention it 1.2561 0.04850 82 63 18 1
3028 Yes, of course we're going down. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3029 I have to walk him 10 times a day and he produces about 20 pounds of poop each time, so I’d say that’s the worst thing about owning an elephant in the city. That and the horrible stench, which never goes away. But he’s great with the kids. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
3030 I’m bringing her because nobody ever wants to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3031 There weren't any donkeys left to rent for the voting party 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3032 There's no elephant in this elevator. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
3033 I got it out of the room, but I still don’t want to talk about it. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3034 They're like cows. Can't take the stairs. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
3035 Sorry, this elephator is full. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3036 … But it’s an elevator, not a room. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3037 I'm just glad it's one. Do you know what we'd have if it were and elephant AND a rhino in here? Elephino.... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3038 I recommend holding your breath when you get in. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3039 Well if you’re not going to talk about him in the room, maybe you’ll talk about him outside. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3040 Oh yeah, there’s room, but you’re not gonna like it. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3041 That's a huge trunk you got there 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
3042 He's behind me, isn't he? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3043 An elephant in the elevator? Seriously, Norman, next you'll be saying you saw aliens in the elevator." 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3044 I'm going down to L level with the rest of the Grand Old Party. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3045 Don't tell the boss...she's about to become the elephant in the room. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3046 Well,first you need a lot of butter. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3047 I don't know. I was just a walkin' down the street singing ""Do wah diddy diddy dumb diddy do"... 1.2553 0.04886 94 74 17 3
3048 I'm training her to push her own buttons. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
3049 Better take the next one. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3050 Why don't you let us in? Every room has an elephant in it. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3051 The no pet policy only listed dogs and cats. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3052 Nope. We're not going to talk about it. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3053 How much do you weigh? This thing has a weight limit. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3054 Let's just say that there *was* a menswear department on four, but there was also a mouse, and leave it at that. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3055 He forgot what floor he's going to. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3056 I was looking for the service elevator but ended up on the circus elevator. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3057 ‘“It was bad enough when he was just in my room!” 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3058 Sorry. There's only space enough for rumors and intimations. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3059 No, actually, we don't need to talk about it. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3060 I told him I take him for a walk, why? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
3061 You called? A man and 2 trunks? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3062 Ya, it was hard, but getting him into our room was even harder. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3063 It's like a zoo upstairs! 1.2537 0.05356 67 52 14 1
3064 What he never forgets is that I get paid peanuts. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3065 Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall... I got nothing 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3066 I figured out who lives above us. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3067 You're not hallucinating, he's in town for the republican primary and tryouts for The Lion King. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3068 Hope you brought peanuts. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3069 Are you still in denial? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3070 Sorry, mate, gotta deliver these and make things awkward in a room. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3071 She's my social distancing support animal 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3072 What floor? He loves pushing the buttons with his trunk 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3073 We can no longer avoid the massive elephant in the elevator. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3074 It's the gas I can't ignore. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3075 So, yeah, Jamies party is BYOE. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
3076 Shall we talk about the elephant in the elevator 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3077 We have to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3078 Hey man, you have something in your teeth. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
3079 Hey, Bob, get in! Reptile Division has the stairs today. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3080 Sorry, it's a zoo in here. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3081 It’s nothing but elephants all the way down. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3082 There's always room for one more. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3083 I am taking him to 'The Room". 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3084 What Elephant, Dude ...? 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
3085 Is this the room? Because this is the elephant. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3086 Better than elephants in the room. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
3087 Obviously, it started as a background gag for Zoom meetings. But we’ve become very close. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3088 No relation. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3089 Next time try not to think of a Chihuahua 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3090 So the elephant in the room is your parentage? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3091 What can I do? He simply refuses to take the escalator. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3092 If you're still not ready to talk about the elephant in the room, we're leaving. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3093 He’s a 10, but he has too many pets. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3094 Time to address the elephant in the elevator 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3095 Well, he forgot which floor so he pushed ALL the buttons! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3096 Where's your dog? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3097 Sorry - down only. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3098 Is this the floor for therapy? 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
3099 I'm getting the elephant into the room. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3100 The room wasn't big enough for him... 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3101 You can come in if you close your eyes 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3102 Is this the Safari Collection floor? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3103 At least he’s no longer in the middle of the room. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3104 He's just changing rooms. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3105 Do you happen to have any peanuts? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3106 Squeezing an elephant into an elevator is no small tusk. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3107 Yeah, it's a nice building, except for the mice. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3108 Redistricting, that's what. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3109 It’s a tight squeeze, but the bellhop never forgets which floor I live on. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3110 That’s true, but I more than make up for it on the way down. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
3111 Sorry, now that I'm in here, we've hit the weight limit. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3112 I guess we're going down... 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3113 Sure, let’s discuss my goatee. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3114 You said you wanted to discuss the elephant in the room! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3115 Sorry, Buddy - The limit is 13,000 lbs! 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
3116 Sorry, there's already an elephant in the room. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3117 Sorry, maximum of two under COVID guidelines. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3118 I finally coaxed it out of the room. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3119 This will be the last management meeting they tell me I use the phrase "the elephant in the room" too much. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3120 One misplaced 's' and the room is full of them. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3121 Um...down. 1.2532 0.05086 79 62 15 2
3122 Plenty of room! There's only two of us in here. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3123 We were asked to leave the room. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3124 We only have room in the trunk. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3125 I couldn't afford the bull in a china shop 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3126 Another advantage is we get to the ground floor faster. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3127 I don't wanna talk about it. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3128 You're only allowed in here if you don't want to talk about gun control or reproductive rights. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3129 Sorry, we’re pachydermed in here. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3130 I thought I would let my elephant in the room out and see the sights. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3131 My wife just kicked us out of the apartment. She said our relationship was the elephant in the room. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3132 First he wanted to be the “elephant in the room”, but now this. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3133 He’s an indoor elephant. 1.2530 0.05513 83 67 12 4
3134 I'm not sure what you're talking about, man. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3135 Let me guess, Ele-Pent House? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3136 Is anyone on this floor available for a discussion? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3137 Wife said to get him out of the room. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3138 Sorry, if you enter we’ll exceed the weight limit. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3139 I'm bringing him up to the room. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3140 Umm… I know what it looks like, but trust me I DIDN’T sign up for this. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
3141 Where’s the meeting being held? They asked for the elephant in the room. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3142 He’s my therapy pet 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3143 Legally defined, it's heavyweight privilege sir. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3144 I forgot the poop bag. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3145 Sorry, you’ll have to wait for the asses car 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3146 It’s only July, but he’s so in-demand we have to schedule his Thanksgiving day appearances now. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3147 Can we talk about the elephant in the elevator? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3148 He visits his mother every Friday. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3149 I think I'll take the stairs. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
3150 The Society of Literal Interpretation is meeting in the convention center and would like to address this guy. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3151 Don’t worry. We don’t have to talk about him in here. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3152 What do you mean? Elephant? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
3153 Nah,man. That smell's on me. I'm just comin' back from the gym. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
3154 He saw a mouse in the freight elevator. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3155 Yes, there’s a weight limit, but he’s the CEO. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3156 That's why they call this the Hannibal Building. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3157 I'm just coming back from my uncle's place. He was watching the Select Hearings on January Sixth. The elephants in the room started multiplying like tRump lies. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3158 "Dude, do not get on. It smells like Taco Tuesday in here." 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3159 Dude, I told you to call "Pack-a-dorms." 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3160 Nice weather we're having today 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3161 Do you know what floor the trunk show is on? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3162 Sorry, we can only go down. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3163 We can't get out of the basement! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3164 Ok. I give up. How do you get an elephant out of a penthouse apartment? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3165 If an elephant’s in an actual elevator, can he be excluded from the philosophical room? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
3166 If only they'd remember to use the service elevator. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3167 Heads, I win. Tails you loser. 1.2500 0.05223 64 50 13 1
3168 But nobody wants to talk about the guy in the elevator. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3169 Don't say anything about the elephant. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3170 "For your sake, you might want to wait for the next elevator." 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3171 No, people usually don't bring that up with me. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3172 What weight limit? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3173 Of course I've heard of elephants. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
3174 This car is full; you better take the next one. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
3175 I' m pretty sure this elevator only goes down . 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3176 Gotta go. An awkward conversation is about to begin in 4G 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3177 Unqualified SCOTUS candidate coming through! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3178 Even a small room will do. People won’t notice he’s there. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3179 Just ignore him. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3180 There is a trunk sale on the third floor 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3181 We're going up...maybe. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3182 A high-rise zoo seemed like a perfect fit for the city, but the devil is in the details… 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3183 The elephants are out of service 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3184 He was feeling ignored. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3185 It will only go down 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3186 Sorry. We are over the weight capacity. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3187 This one’s going straight to the basement. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3188 It's okay. He doesn't stomp. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3189 You're lucky. If you had a beard, it would put us over the weight limit. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3190 You'll have to wait for the next one. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3191 If he dumps it's knee deep, are you on? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3192 I still don't want to talk about it. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3193 “I’m sorry, she doesn’t remember you.” 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3194 I am face blind 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3195 Nope. It's just my cat. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 3
3196 We can squeeze in one more but your shoes might get scuffed. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3197 I have a feeling I'm being followed. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3198 I thought it was time to raise the bar. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3199 We're invading Rome. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3200 It’s one of the drawbacks to renting in DUMBO 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3201 It's been following me for a week. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3202 Sorry bro, I got him in, but now I can't get him out! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3203 No. The donkey is in the freight elevator. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3204 You said you wanted to talk about the elephant in the room, so I brought one. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3205 The MAGA elevator only goes down. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3206 Mike we seriously need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3207 Is this the floor for the pedicurist? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3208 He didn't want to stay in the room because no one was talking about him. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3209 What's what smell? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3210 Ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3211 Sure, we can talk about him. But technically, he's no longer in the room. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3212 We hope you are herbivorous 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
3213 Sorry you can't get on. We're at the maximum weight limit. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3214 Comfort pets 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3215 We can squeeze you in if you don't have a trunk. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3216 Did a big gorilla get off on this floor a couple of weeks ago? 1.2500 0.04901 84 66 16 2
3217 Sure you’ll fit in - just leave your personal bubble outside. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
3218 You here for the claustrophobia challenge? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3219 It’s an elephator ! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3220 He's excited. I'm taking him for his monthly tuskipedipedi. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3221 I can't get her into the room until I figure out how to get her out of the elevator. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3222 The building's bylaws say no dogs. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3223 Sure, pets are allowed - but I still don't know what I'm going to do when she gets to be a year old. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3224 It's a real zoo up there today. 1.2500 0.05681 72 58 11 3
3225 Mr. Elephant is my new pet 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3226 He can't remember how he got in here. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3227 Up? Good luck! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3228 I try to get him out of the living room on a regular basis. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3229 I promise not to talk about it if you dont 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3230 One of us has forgotten which floor to get off on. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3231 Hey man, thanks for the party, but Grindle has a sinus cold, so we're going to make it an early evening. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3232 Bob, if we never address the elephant in the room, we won't get to the next level. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3233 If you are getting in whatever you do don't mention the elephant in the room 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3234 They followed me in. I have peanuts in my pocket. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3235 So what was it you wanted to talk about? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3236 He's useful on so many levels. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3237 I kept ignoring him so now he’s following me. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3238 He’s just done with being that guy in that room. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3239 Someone wrong-addressed it. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3240 He said the stairs would kill him. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
3241 Africa or Asia? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3242 Once you go freight, you’ll never be late. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3243 It's the elephant in the elevator. Room was full. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3244 My elevator pitch failed to address the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3245 Nobody in the room wanted to talk about it so we decided to go out. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3246 Somehow we’ve not gone down yet. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3247 There were just too many elephants in the room. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3248 myself and my issues I don’t acknowledge really make this elevator pretty full. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3249 Going doooooooown.... 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3250 They addressed it, so we had to relocate. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3251 I can't believe no one addressed the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3252 Don’t ask me how I got myself in this situation, it’s irrelephant. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3253 Do you mind taking next one? We’re still social distancing. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3254 We need to discuss the elephant in the elevator. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3255 Did someone request an elephant in the room? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3256 Don’t address the elephant in the elevator. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3257 As long as you don’t mention it, you’ll enjoy the ride I promise! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3258 I'd always wondered how they get in the room... 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
3259 It's my memory support animal. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3260 Yeah, someone needs an elephant to address. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
3261 You say that I am ignoring what now? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3262 He likes to push all the buttons, so be prepared for a long ride down. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3263 A HOUDINI CLASSIC MISTAKE 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
3264 Sorry, going down. Gotta off-load Republicans before ascending. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3265 She can never remember what floor we live on. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
3266 Sorry, it's an elephant +1 elevator. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3267 They never said anything about the elephant in the elevator. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3268 The elevator doesn't have a weight limit. The elevator has positive self-image. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3269 He says he's looking for my closet.... 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3270 This is my imaginary rabbit 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3271 You’re not an ivory poacher, are you? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3272 Poachers have been spotted in the building. Could you hide my friends until the coast is clear? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3273 Because of covid,only one person at a time is allowed in the elevator. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3274 Sorry. We’re on a late night run for peanuts. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3275 Come on in; we’ll talk about it 1.2469 0.05131 81 67 10 4
3276 Mind if my elephant comes into the room? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3277 Sorry, this elevator has a two mammal limit. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3278 I thought "B" was for basement not Babar 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
3279 160 pounds? Sorry, that'll put us just over the limit. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3280 Politics, bro. I ride, you walk. No discussion. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3281 If you're going up, it might be quicker to use the stairs. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3282 This goes down 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3283 This is the red elevator. I guess you want the blue elevator. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3284 Sorry, we are going up. There is a conference in room 1212. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3285 We've just come from a Republican gathering where he stood on Donald Trump's. big toe! 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
3286 Welcome to DUMBO. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3287 You might not recognize him with the new haircut, but that’s Stanley from accounting. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3288 We stop for lions and tigers and bears too. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3289 Herd on the Street! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3290 Surely you don't expect them to take the stairs. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3291 I got him at the animal shelter -- he's a rescue. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3292 I wanted to talk about the elephant in the room but I forgot my keys. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3293 Yeah, I guess it does smell in here. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3294 He likes to push all the buttons. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3295 I kept on forgetting which floor 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3296 It's time to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3297 It’s ok to come in. They’re really RINOs. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3298 Seems we're stuck... I suppose it Wasn't engineered to elevate an elephant 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3299 I forgot where you lived, but she didn't. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3300 Oh, he found a feather so he insists on going to the roof. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3301 Yeah,everyone says ‘Corgi!’ but actually he’s not. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3302 I push the buttons for him. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3303 Now can we talk? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3304 You can get in, but I should warn you—we’re going all the way to the top. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3305 Yeh, but goodbye cockroaches. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3306 Hi sir here’s the elephant you asked for. But are you sure you want to talk with the one that’s outside the room? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3307 I’m just getting rid of the elephant in the room. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3308 Up. There are mice in the basement. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3309 'It's not how it looks...' 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3310 Sorry dude, but he remembers you stunk it up last time. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3311 So, should we talk about this? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3312 I can assure you we won’t run out of things to talk about. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3313 I’ll catch the next one. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3314 I thought about what you said in our last therapy session, we can address the elephant in the room if you think it’ll help 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3315 So I guess I should say, the elephants in the room 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
3316 Don’t ask me! They were already here when I got on. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3317 I think it's time to start talking about him. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3318 I credit autocorrect. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3319 He rides for free but there’s an extra charge for the trunk. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3320 The choice is simple. Either ignore him or use the stairs. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3321 Oh, he’s been addressed, now I’m escorting him. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3322 He's my emotional support animal. I'm claustrophobic. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3323 Yes, there is enough room 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
3324 He won’t be ignored. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3325 You said to bring your significant other 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3326 Oh… him? He’s here to make sure we don’t get abortions. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3327 He wants to go to a room where he's at least mentioned. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3328 I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3329 If you just ignore it, they’re a plenty of room. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3330 Sorry, but we’ve reached the weight limit. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3331 I think we’re at maximum capacity. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3332 Hey Brother, herd the news!? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3333 He was in the room and followed me here 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3334 Hi Hank! Looks like you put in a free pounds...See Ya! 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3335 He won't leave until we talk about him. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3336 Amazon Prime Day was a zoo! 1.2462 0.06017 65 53 9 3
3337 The elephant in the room is finally moving. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3338 This is a peanut free elevator. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3339 He's usually in the room. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3340 Sorry, we’re going down. We’re always going down. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3341 Sorry, but we are a bit over the weight limit! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3342 Can't you see the elephant in the room? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3343 I brought the elephant you wanted to address 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3344 Sorry, but we were all out of gorillas. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3345 There‘a more trunk space than you think. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3346 Look the elephant in the room here is that we're way past the maximum weight. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3347 I told you we would have an elepha-good time! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3348 Ballroom, please. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
3349 The only option is down 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3350 Sorry, this elevator is for Republicans only. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3351 We’re from Adopt an Elephant. This is Pinky, Now, where can we drop your starter truckload of peanuts and hay. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
3352 I’m going to bring the elephant to his room before we talk about the rent price. 1.2447 0.01253 94 78 13 1
3353 She keeps touching all the buttons with her trunk. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3354 We have to resolve our issues otherwise the elephant will stay in the room,let's talk! 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
3355 I’m not sure what you’re referencing. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
3356 You know of a better way to get an elephant to the 4th floor? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3357 It’s a therapy pet 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3358 It’s safe for you to come on under two conditions: 1- you weigh under 200 pounds, and; 2- the guy on the right wasn’t lying when he said he weighed less than 4,000 pounds. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3359 They farted; it wasn’t me. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3360 If you looking to go to a place where women have rights, wait for the next car 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3361 Do you not see the elephant in the room? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3362 He's finally outgrown the litter box 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3363 Going down? Basement, or take the stairs 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3364 oh hi, you must be the new neighbors upstairs? 1.2442 0.05081 86 69 14 3
3365 forgot my floor. ashamed to admit it. 1.2442 0.03857 86 72 10 3
3366 Yeah, I get that a lot. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
3367 The landlord said no dogs or cats but nothing about elephants. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3368 Can you direct me to the shareholders meeting? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3369 Before you try to squeeze on I should warn you, one of the little ones pushed every floor. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3370 Elephant-gram for Mongo. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3371 No, I'm a Democrat actually. Why? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3372 I booked a trip to Africa and ordered a trunk. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3373 Yeah, we're hittin' a lot of rooms. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
3374 I'm demonstrating to Dumbo how, in order for humans to fly, it takes a shaft, cables and a whole lotta waiting. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3375 The Otis technician left him behind. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3376 We were told they do not allow elephants in their rooms. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3377 Sure, there's tons of room in here. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3378 Sorry, it's already like a zoo in here. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3379 If it's not too awkward, Carl and I would like you to join us for a threesome. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3380 When I moved to DUMBO I didn’t expect this 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3381 Going up or down? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3382 We all knew he was there, so he left the room. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3383 His name is Elvis. He wants to leave the building. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
3384 There were more than one in the room... 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3385 Okay, so let's talk about it. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3386 Sorry about the noise last night. They had the herd over. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3387 Have you seen an 800 pound gorilla? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3388 I need a lot of emotional support. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3389 Before we begin, we have to deal with the elephant in the room…er…elevator. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3390 Just taking the dog for a quick walk before bed. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3391 He wants to leave the Republican Party. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3392 it's still better than taking the stairs 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
3393 She's a doll and she likes my nose. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3394 He wanted to try sleeping under a different rug 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3395 Come on in — there’s room in the elephant. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3396 Just ignore what you see. I’m taking the elephant in the room outside. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3397 ‘Oh I thought you said Trunk Tower!’ 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3398 Really, we just need a room with vaulted ceilings and nothing to address. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3399 So then I thought, what if I just move him to a different room? 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3400 I got him out of the room. Now what should I do? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3401 Due to Rodney's continued refusal to acknowledge the elephant in the room, the elephant was forced to resort to more drastic measures. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3402 He’s not in the room yet, so we don’t have to talk about it. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3403 Any chance you saw a giraffe passing by? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3404 This is the Botswana elevator. India is number six.... 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3405 He's actually a RINO, bro. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3406 There's only room for you in this elevator if you're a Christian straight white man. Otherwise use that other elevator with the donkeys. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3407 Hey, there's been something I've been meaning to tell you. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3408 She likes me for me. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3409 Don't talk about the weight limit. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3410 Well now you have to address him. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3411 Let’s not bring up the Elephant in the elevator. Literally. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3412 We are going down. Tried going up. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3413 No, no...plenty of room. They're Indian, not African. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3414 So, are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3415 Sorry man,this is a Republicans 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3416 ნიკა ფაილოზე 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
3417 This elephant keeps us from getting anywhere. Kind of like the Republicans in the Supreme Court. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3418 She hasn’t been the same since she saw the ‘Maximum Weight Allowed ‘ light go on. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3419 The girls are so happy we’re outta that fifth floor walk up. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
3420 Maximum weight capacity? I only weigh 180 pounds. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3421 He follows me around whenever my in-laws are in town. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3422 Elevators aren’t the problem. It’s the walks. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3423 You’ll have to walk the stairs, Mate, and please don’t mention him to anyone! 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3424 Sorry to bring up the elephant in the room, but Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3425 This is going down 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3426 Well, I could put you in the trunk. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3427 Sorry this is the elephant service elevator only. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3428 There's room. The elephant in the elevator is mostly proverbial. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3429 There’s one in every room. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3430 Sorry I'm late. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3431 We're headed to the penhouse. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3432 Phew! What a relief! It was kinda tight in there. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3433 Apparently he was the only one who answered the help wanted ad for elevator operator. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
3434 He heard that the roof bar was a circus. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3435 Is someone playing Jumanji or something? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3436 Hey dude, we’ve been trying to go up for three hours. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3437 Next one. This is the trunk line. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3438 He insists on leaving. He got tired of being ignored. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3439 Three is below maximum capacity, so hop on in. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3440 His elevator pitch is all about honoring stare decisis, but I am skeptical. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3441 Sorry. Full. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3442 We don't do the stairs since we joined a gym. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3443 This way we don’t have to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3444 Hey man, is this the Bronx Zoo? 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
3445 It's ok,I've been losing weight. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3446 He's house trained. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3447 The elephant in the room needs to get some air 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3448 You're saying I didn't see it in the room either... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3449 This is the toughest witness protection assignment we've ever had. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3450 I think it's time we brought the elephant into the room. 1.2424 0.06317 66 55 7 4
3451 Sure, there are other ways of testing the weight limits in these things. But this is a dream, and he’ll turn into my sixth grade math teacher in a minute anyhow. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3452 Turns out the answer is still "two in front and two in back". 1.2421 0.04543 95 75 18 2
3453 The Co-Op Board specifically forbids dogs, cats, birds, and aquariums. However, they said nothing about elephants, so.... 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3454 Take the next elevator. I am testing the weight load. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3455 No one will mention the elephant in the room. 1.2419 0.05237 62 49 12 1
3456 I wish just once you wouldn't accuse me of carrying a lot of baggage. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3457 Is the zoology department on this floor? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3458 I’m taking him to the CEO’s office. The first elephant in the room left in frustration. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3459 Are you sure this isn't the pet supply department? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3460 I'll come right back up for the albatross around your neck. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3461 The top prize was an office safari 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3462 Hi, his neck ID says he lives here. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3463 It smells like peanut farts in here. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
3464 It’s ok to talk about the elephant in the room 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3465 Definitely going down. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
3466 Is the pedicure salon on this floor? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3467 I always look forward to Hump Day. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3468 Walking elephants pays better. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3469 Exceeding weight limit is the least of our problems. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3470 He loves pressing the buttons for people. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3471 We're going out, he's been in the room too long. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3472 C'mon in. We're testing to see how much weight it can hold. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3473 We weren’t able to address the elephant in the room. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3474 Heading to the rooftop circus? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3475 No more elephants to fill up the rooms, What now ? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3476 Why would they put the pachydermatologist’s office on the top floor? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3477 I thought you were joking. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3478 Sure, as long as we don't talk about it 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3479 I'm addressing the elephant in the room by taking it home. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
3480 His name is Bert. He need a pad for a couple a nights. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3481 It was worse when we live din a walk-up. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3482 By contract, they can no longer "jump" the fence. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3483 It saw the mice in the pet department. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3484 The stairs didn't interest him 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3485 My emotional support dog has an anxiety disorder, so we're giving this a try. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3486 Stairs are impossible. She steps up two, poses, then steps down backwards. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3487 They said it takes 30 minutes to kick in... 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3488 It’s only for one night. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
3489 We are looking for the elephant in the room suite. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
3490 Next car please. We've already over the weight limit. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3491 I just got some surprises for a LOT of Democratic people! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3492 Yes, as a matter of fact, the circus IS in town. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3493 I’m taking “Oliver” up to visit my therapist…unfortunately this whole “elephant in the room” thing has finally taken its toll. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
3494 I think we should address the elephant in the elevator 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3495 I brought something for your room. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3496 The 300 pound gorilla wasn’t big enough to handle the issue we’re ignoring. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
3497 Why is it that every time you look at my face, you say there is an elephant in the room? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3498 It’s literally impossible to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
3499 My therapist said to allow myself to be in the room with pink elephant 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3500 It's his breath" (the elephant in the room 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3501 They said we need to talk about the elephant in the room. I happened to have one, so here we are, if we can just figure out how to get him out of the elevator. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3502 His name's Bruno. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3503 He did not want to stay home alone... 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3504 Sorry, weight limit. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3505 Let's just ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3506 Sure, there's always room for one more. Unless you're another elephant. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3507 Now what are we going to talk about? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3508 They forgot a trunk. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3509 Black lives are elevating. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3510 Sorry for the big weight 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3511 There’s plenty of room, after all it’s just me in here… 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3512 Well, at least I got him out of the room. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3513 No worries, we are going down. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3514 This idiot forgot what floor he lived on. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3515 Sorry, but we're over a ton now. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3516 He told me he's looking for "the room." 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3517 Boss didn't believe when I said 'it's an elephant-sized wrench in the plans'...I'll show 'em. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3518 Step in if you want to chase Death. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3519 This must be the world's slowest elevator--he walked in easily on the ground floor! 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3520 He heard there's a sale on trunks... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3521 We found mice, so we got to get out of here. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3522 He can't remember what floor he lives on. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3523 He wanted to leave the room. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3524 Scootch in. There's room. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3525 I didn't realize I was bringing an "elephant in the room" to the party. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3526 It's out of order but we're sinking slowly to the basement. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3527 Sorry you had to wait so long – he loves pressing buttons. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3528 Hey, we remember you from the way up! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3529 Frankly, I wasn’t happy with the way you decided to address him, so we’re leaving. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3530 It's tougher to ignore the elephant in the elevator. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3531 Sixth floor ... trunks ... 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3532 There's an elephant in the va-room. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3533 For him, taking the stairs would feel like crossing the Alps. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3534 I'm on my way to see a shrink about my 'gorilla in the room' mirages which seem to be getting worse every day" 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3535 She’s going to the memory supplements convention. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3536 So he left the room and now follows me! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3537 He prefers the elevator to the room. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3538 I think we can make room, but you have to let him push the buttons. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3539 Utterly freakin' impossible to ignore the elephant in THIS room! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3540 I'd wait for the next one; I can smell the peanuts on your breath. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3541 I think we should talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3542 He wants to be the elephant in the room on the TOP floor. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3543 Pachydermatologist, Floor 7 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3544 Peanuts? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3545 We can take the stares but not the stairs. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3546 Just for one night, let's not talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3547 What more could we possibly need to talk about? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3548 Do you know how to get an elephant out of a room? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3549 He says he got here in a VW bug with 5 other guys, two in front and four in back. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3550 Want to come out with us? We’re having a craving for some peanuts. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3551 Maybe you should take the next one. I think I'm coming down with something. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3552 The mushrooms certainly helped with Dane’s mood disorder, but he wondered if they wasn’t having some adverse effects. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3553 Are you allergic to peanuts? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3554 Unless you have a shovel, there’s no room. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3555 Listen, it's a weight limit issue, we gotta talk about it. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3556 Do you know which floor has the pet relief area? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3557 Of course, going up we have to take the stairs... 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
3558 He's sick of being in the room. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3559 Well, how can we talk about the elephant in the room with no elephant? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3560 No trunk? Come on in! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3561 That's the coolest mirror I've ever seen 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3562 Animals always relate better to other animals so I grew this little goatee. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3563 My therapy pet, but nobody mentions him. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3564 He's my new assistant. I got him to work for peanuts. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3565 Wow. You’re the third person to tell me that! And it would explain the odor. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3566 He farted. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3567 Down only. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
3568 Reserved for owners with pets only. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3569 We are running some tests, care to join? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3570 Would you relax? No one cares about social distancing anymore. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3571 Going up? We can squeeze! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3572 This isn't bad. It's the 5:00 am walk that's killing me. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3573 I call this beast an 'elevant'! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3574 Hints haven’t worked on her so I’m trying a more direct approach. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3575 I don't think there's room for a discussion, Chuck. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3576 Just pray that your aftershave doesn't make them throw up. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3577 I only could get in because they didn't have any tusks. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3578 Yes, we finally got him out of the room. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3579 Is the room for the elephant? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3580 My best solution yet to thoughtless crowding. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3581 ...But it's rent controlled, you say? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3582 If you come in you can't talk about it. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3583 Hey, do you mind if we crash at yours for the night? She can't sleep a wink knowing there's a mouse in my apartment. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3584 I’m running for….. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3585 Actually, they're never Trumpeters.. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3586 You wouldn't happen to have some peanuts on you, would you? 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3587 What a lousy hotel. First bed bugs, now elevator elephants. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3588 Are you ready for things to get awkward? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3589 Sorry, you’ll put us over the weight limit! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3590 For the first time in his life, Jim literally saw "an elephant in the room". 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3591 I'm testing out a new memory aid. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3592 No one noticed when it was just in a room 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3593 It's okay. Pets are allowed. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3594 Heads up. The audition on three pays peanuts. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3595 You think they're big? You haven't seen their parents 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3596 Ain't no way we're going up. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3597 He can’t remember his floor so he pushed all the buttons 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3598 We can only go down. Fast. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3599 Mind if I bring a couple of pets? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3600 He's behind me again, isn't he? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3601 He says he forgot his floor. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3602 Yes, going down . . . to Kenya. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3603 There wasn't enough room in the room. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3604 Dumbo's having a housewarming on 11 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3605 He prefers spaces where you more or less have to acknowledge him. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3606 Up or down? We have a lot to talk about. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3607 Hey, wanna test if this bad boy’s capacity really is 3500 lbs like it says? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3608 Music is stuck on Toto 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3609 Oh sure, there’s room. Just move to the rear. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3610 She’s my niece 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3611 I take him to all meeting rooms but often they just ignore him 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
3612 You should probably get the next one. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3613 Care for a heavy-handed political metaphor? 1.2375 0.05260 80 65 12 3
3614 We had to get the elephant out of the room before the meeting could start 1.2375 0.04950 80 64 14 2
3615 There's room - there are only two of us in here. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3616 Define 'plenty of room' 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3617 Yeah, there's room for one more. How much do you weigh? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3618 Three's a crowd. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3619 I can never remember what floor I live on. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3620 I don't want to mention the 'you know what in the room' but I think we are already over the weight limit... 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3621 No worries...when we get to the room, we can dance all around him. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3622 Do they sell peanuts on this floor? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3623 Don’t be sad. He’ll always be your elephant in the room . 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3624 Remember me? 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
3625 Do you weight 8 pounds? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3626 I have know idea what to do about the giraffe. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3627 There was an 800 pound gorilla on the escalator, so I had to take the elevator. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3628 Please help me get him into the room. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3629 That’s how he gets to the room. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3630 Hey, yeah...we thought we'd stop by for a drink, if that's OK. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3631 We suggest you Democrats take the stairs..more exercise. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3632 This is a message from your future self: re-think your career choice! 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3633 The door in the lobby was bigger. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3634 Yes, this is the elephant in the room. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3635 I think it’s time to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3636 Well, they don’t get into the room by themselves” 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3637 Elephants? This isn't a room, so ignore them. 1.2368 0.04538 76 60 16 0
3638 He’s afraid to take the stairs! 1.2368 0.05085 76 61 13 2
3639 I forget why I got in here 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3640 It's the same elephant from the room. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3641 Sorry, you will have to wait for the next elevator. If you get on this one, you will put us over the weight limit. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3642 No, I don't smell anything funny. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3643 new operator- apparently he works for peanuts 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3644 Well, uh, Jeff, it's really an elevator, not a room. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3645 I now realized I should have inflated the elephant with air after getting off the elevator. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3646 Since the recent ruling, it's actually safer than riding with strangers. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3647 Why do you keep using that cliched elephant-in-the-room metaphor? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3648 Catch the next one.” 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3649 How's Harvey doing? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3650 The weight limit’s not an issue if we ignore him. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3651 This proves it, I am no RINO 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
3652 I'm so glad this building is pet-friendly. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3653 Going to the basement? 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3654 Those weight limits are just for show 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3655 Let him in the room and we can talk 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3656 Politics weigh heavily on my mind. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3657 How definitive do you think this maximum weight thing is? 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
3658 Fine, you can get on. But we have to discuss him. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3659 Yes it's cramped, but he scared to ride alone. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3660 Cognitive what? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3661 He’s testifying today 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3662 He won't get off. Do you happen to have a mouse? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3663 If you’re over 118 pounds, please wait for the next one! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3664 Oh, him? … yea, he has trouble with the stairs. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3665 I'm from the Animal Welfare Service. We heard you were looking to adopt? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3666 I know I don't look like a Republican, but I can count and read books up through the eighth grade" and I'm proud 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3667 The exterminator is dealing with the mice in our place. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3668 What do you mean 'there's something we need to talk about'? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3669 It's great, you only have to tell him your floor once. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3670 He fit inside—it’s just easier for us to talk without him in the room. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3671 It's an African Elephant. You can tell by the ears. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3672 Apparently there's a mouse in our apartment, so... 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3673 Door number two is huge," she said. "Pick door number two. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3674 At the count of three we’re all going to jump 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3675 Use the stairs. Trust me. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3676 They never listen. I said "elevator". 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
3677 Excuse us, he forgot something 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3678 He forgot which floor he pushed. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3679 He won’t get out. He says he’s sick and tired of being ignored. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3680 Yup. There’s an elephant in the room. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3681 Would it be ok if we just talk about him in the elevator? 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3682 Next floor, mezzanine. Pachyderms and purses." 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3683 An appointment at the vet on 5. Athlete’s foot. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
3684 The people downstairs said I sounded like an elephant, so I thought I would teach them not to hyperbolize. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3685 Talk about the proverbial elephant in the room, but this one is ridiculous 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3686 We’re testing the weight limit just to feel something. You in? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3687 His trunk pressed every floor. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3688 "Elephant in the Elevator" 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3689 Perhaps an elephant elevator operator wasn't the best idea. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3690 You should have built a house that can accommodate an elephant before inviting an elephant keeper. (Persian proverb) 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
3691 I told you before,I don’t want to talk about it. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3692 just going down 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3693 When Mahouts take work home. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3694 I've updated my address a million times, but they keep delivering my pachyderms to the wrong floor 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3695 You can ride on his trunk at no extra charge. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3696 It's always good to have a personal connection with the elephant in the room. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3697 We’re going down no matter what. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3698 Oh, fuck! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3699 The elephant in the room escaped. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3700 There’s no violation unless he’s off leash. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
3701 He didn't want to stay in the room. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3702 I took your advice and I told her we couldn’t ignore the elephant in the room. She kicked us both out! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
3703 She likes pressing the buttons. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3704 Yeah, I adopted her for future pandemics. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3705 He keeps forgetting what floor he's on. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3706 UP or DOWN? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3707 I told them I’m from Tuscaloosa and now they won’t leave me alone. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3708 Yes, it's an elephant. But her nails are trimmed. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3709 Your rhino still not feeling well? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3710 Your call 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3711 Thanks for taking him out. Be sure to pick up. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3712 I hope you don't mind sharing the elevator with my alter ego. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3713 I know it’s an elevator, but we still can’t talk about it. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3714 We’re making room calls. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3715 Could we borrow a cup of peanuts? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3716 No, really, it's ok - I'm a RINO. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3717 Meet Chico my memory support animal! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3718 They ran out of 800-pound gorillas! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3719 Have you read “An Elephant in my Kitchen “? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3720 The freight elevator was overbooked! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3721 ''Join us, all creatures great and small." 1.2344 0.04308 64 52 11 1
3722 Don’t worry, we’ve already talked about it. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3723 I’ve tested negative and have had all three jabs, you can ride with me. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3724 I didn’t realize this was a pet friendly building… 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3725 He just loves elevator musak. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3726 With our new elevator operator there's not much space, but he never forgets my floor. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3727 No one talks about the elephant in the elevator. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3728 Gingko biloba didn't help so I bought her. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3729 Funny how the elephant fits in the elevator but not the room. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3730 No peanuts? You’ll have to take the stairs. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3731 Wait for the next one. You could put us over the weight limit. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3732 Never ask to carry a trunk. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3733 OK, let's talk about the elephant in the room, and I'm not talking about my pet, Dumbo. You've got a drug problem. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3734 The elephant in the elevator. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3735 Sure, but I recommend not if you have any peanuts in your pocket. 1.2338 0.04855 77 58 18 0
3736 There's plenty of room, just don't stand in the back. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3737 So I went to this party, and everyone sensed there was " an elephant in the room" 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3738 Yeah, we're going down. We can't seem to go up. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3739 He followed me home but my donkey says I can 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3740 Hope you don't mind, Donald needs another elephant in the room. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 13 2
3741 He wanted to be in the room where it happens. 1.2338 0.05961 77 65 7 5
3742 this is my support elephant. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3743 Not the most practical bellhop, but he works for peanuts” 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3744 I don’t think We need to talk about the elephant in the room 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3745 change of plans- no one noticed him in the room. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3746 What do you mean there's not enough room for both of us? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3747 Straight to Hell, according to the Republican elevator operator. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3748 She weighs 14,000 lbs. Do you feel lucky? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3749 I prefer not to discuss it,thank you. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3750 No, the circus isn't in town. Why do you ask? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3751 Better take the next one - his claustrophobia has gotten really bad for some reason. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3752 Funny thing: Nobody ever wants to talk about the elephant in the room, but they all seem to mention the one in the elevator. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3753 This is not the elephant you're looking for. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3754 His owner told me to take him to the zoo...so we had some money left over so were on the way to the circus. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3755 What room do want him delivered to? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3756 It just came down here on its own. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3757 Nobody paid attention to him on the top floor. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3758 Welcome to the building! We're your upstairs neighbors. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3759 He only eats styrofoam peanuts, so he's pretty light. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3760 On the beard you have questions? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3761 you are going up? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3762 I don't know why the veterinary clinic is on the 14th floor either. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3763 It's the peanuts on his breath,right? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3764 They can't start the discussion until I get him to the room. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3765 They increased the weight limit, hop on. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3766 Oh we don't know for sure, the vet said she could be part Tibetan Terrier 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3767 There’s plenty of room if you don’t talk about it. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3768 Are you feeling lucky? 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3769 I finally figured out how to make this slow elevator move faster. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3770 Sorry. For some reason we cannot get out of the basement. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3771 Shh! I told you I wanted to talk about the elephant in the room, not right in front of him. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3772 It just a recommended weight limit...let's just not talk about it." 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3773 They won’t forget if I let you on 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3774 you should see what's on floor 1 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3775 We've exceeded the weight limit for the elevator and he refuses to get off. 1.2330 0.04298 103 82 19 2
3776 don't worry he won't bite 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3777 He really hates being called the elephant in the room. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3778 I'm grateful the lease just said 'pet friendly.' 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3779 We got chased out of the grand old party by some RINO hunters. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3780 He just had to get out of the room. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3781 It's too tight for stomping, but the risk flatulence is ever present. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3782 Sorry I’m late. Finding parking was a zoo. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3783 I've found since June 24th that it's a better idea to take the stairs. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3784 I got him in, now to get him out... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3785 Is that a new sweater? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3786 Her parents live on the second floor" 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3787 Sorry, we're already 3 tons over capacity. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3788 I can’t draw - what’s your excuse? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3789 Smells like a zoo in here. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3790 We can't promise to be quick; he can't remember which floor he lives on. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3791 I told my wife I’d finally deal with the elephant in the room. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3792 Let’s address the elephant in the room: yes, unfortunately, the human’s name is Chad. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3793 He said we should get in on the ground floor. Turns out we're too big to get OFF the ground floor. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3794 Try ignoring him in this room. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3795 At least they’re safe in here 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3796 i am BLM .. we're the elephant in the room " 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3797 Sorry, there’s only trunk space at the moment. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3798 I KNEW the posted weight limits were bullshit! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3799 So, this is how I die. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3800 I finally reached the point where I had to deal with the elephant in the room. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3801 Come on in. There is plenty of room. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3802 He followed me home. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3803 There was an elephant in the room. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3804 Be right back--just putting some trunks in storage 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3805 Sure, his elevatophobia may be getting better, but my elephantophobia is getting worse. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3806 I'm taking him out to choose a pet mouse. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3807 Sorry, we've already exceeded the weight limit. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3808 Not sure why I was asked to leave 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3809 They’re taking over from the 800 pound Gorilla. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3810 Let’s avoid the elephant in the room by putting it in the elevator. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3811 I was told this was the best way to raise an elephant 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3812 He was supposed to be in the room but I found him in the elevator! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3813 Let’s address the elephant in the room. I got a goatee! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3814 The couple on six found a smaller problem to ignore, 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
3815 Sorry, you need to wait for the next elevator You need Herd Mentality to rise with us 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3816 I'm just taking him to his room. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3817 Yeah, I started out putting ships in bottles, and then graduated to the hard stuff. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3818 Hey, Bruce, can I borrow you pooper-scooper? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3819 His name is 'Max 800 lbs.'. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3820 I know you didn't want to talk about the elephant in the room so I brought it in the elevator. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3821 And I thought it was difficult to avoid the elephant in the room. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3822 Will be back after dropping off these trunks. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3823 Honey, this isn't our floor. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3824 i found out that elephant breathe is good for your hair.... 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3825 Back to the zoo, nobody wanted to address it anyway. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3826 Security, man. What you hidin' there, in your left-hand pocket? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3827 Sorry you have to be a Republican. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3828 I'm staging an intervention on the sixth floor. There is always an elephant in the room. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3829 You ordered a shower? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3830 I'm taking him up to the room. We need to talk. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3831 elephator 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3832 Come on in. Maximum capacity is 12." 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3833 I'm in an elevator, not a room, so I don't have to address it. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3834 Don't worry, the elevator holds six. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3835 He won't admit that he's trapped. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3836 Yeah, I can talk. What’d you want to talk about? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3837 I'm just showing 'the elephant in the room' out. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3838 Now can we talk about it 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3839 If you take the shoes off, we should be fine. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3840 I always bring a heavy trunk when I travel. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3841 If you get on then we're definitely going down! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3842 How will we get up? One floor at a time, of course. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3843 You told me to bring a trunk. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3844 Sorry, we are packed in like pachyderms. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3845 Sorry - this elevator is only able to go down. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3846 What a diva. Ever since she got that walk-on part in Aida, she refuses to take the stairs. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3847 Is the room open? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3848 I know we exceed the weight limit, but that's just a risk we'll have to take. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3849 Won't have his uniform until next week. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3850 He needed to get out of the room. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3851 The stairs will be faster... they pushed every floor. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3852 There’s room for one more. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3853 She's supposed to be the elephant in the room. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3854 I called for service. For some reason Up is not working. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3855 Brian, I hate to bring up the elephant in the room, but when did you shave off your moustache? 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3856 I’m the only guy with a front end loader, that will walk him. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3857 It’s an elevator, not a room. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3858 No, he's going down. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3859 If you wait for the next one, divisiveness wins. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3860 You might fit but he says your trunk’s gotta wait for the next one. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3861 Ya the republican party is now operating the elevator here at Trump Tower,but they have high hopes for the mid-terms! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
3862 It's OK to talk about it until it gets to its room. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3863 Sure it’s hard to social distance, but they don’t bother me with awkward stories about the weekend. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3864 Nobody wanted to address him 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3865 We're having the rug cleaned so I have to take our little problem out for a walk. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3866 We are practicing Shimba's elevator pitch. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3867 Might want to wait for the next one. One of these guys had chilli last night. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3868 I’m finally dealing with the elephant in the room. We’re going out for peanuts. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3869 Do you need a bellboy for your trunks? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3870 Nobody ever wants to talk about how he hogs the elevator. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3871 Got any extra peanuts on u? 1.2308 0.05451 78 63 11 3
3872 Are you bringing the elephant to the room? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
3873 I always thought 'elephant in the elevator' was more alliterative. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3874 Well elevator is not technically a room, so how about we avoid the subject? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3875 Got any grapes? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3876 I have really bad depression. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3877 Do you have any Zwieback crackers on this floor. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3878 Yeah, we're leaving. Got tired of being ignored. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3879 I’ll take the next one—I forgot my trunk. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3880 I'm removing her from the room. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3881 He can’t remember what floor he’s on ! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3882 I think there’s room for one more. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3883 Joe who doesn’t understand metaphors so we’re having an intervention. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3884 I adopted the elephant in the room so now he goes everywhere with me. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3885 I know it's against the rules to have pets, but because it's an elephant I assumed Trump would probably give me a pardon." 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3886 C'mon! Be one of the first to actually see the elephant in the elevator! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3887 Get in We obviously have a couple things to talk about. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3888 The elephant in the room has decided I'm the big problem. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3889 Sorry. This is the elephantvator. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3890 You must be in the apartment a floor down from ours. Let me know if we're ever being too loud. I always take my shoes off when walking around at night. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3891 What do you mean by “he isn’t trained”? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3892 Their should be more room when I come back with the 400lb. Gorilla. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3893 Do you know what floor the circus tryouts are on? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3894 Welcome to the Tower of Terror! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3895 I know I've gained some weight 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3896 He’s super friendly 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3897 '"There's only room for one man in this space" 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3898 The ladder didn’t reach the second floor. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3899 I just can’t walk down 30 flights of stairs right now. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3900 Naw, the elephant is the same size it's always been. If you are dealing with it in a small room, it just seems bigger. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3901 Don't ask too many questions 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3902 Hi Jack ,I’d ask you in the elevator but it’s already occupied 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3903 Don't worry, my goatee is harmless 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3904 He got bored with the circus. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3905 Sorry, we are only going down. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3906 Is this the Serengeti? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3907 The lease said no cats or dogs. It didn’t say no elephants. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3908 He got in on the ground floor 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3909 Sorry I don’t remember which floor we’re heading to….hold on, he knows. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3910 Don’t worry, he’s an emotional support elephant 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3911 Don’t worry, I’m the removal guy for No 10 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3912 Hey, you should smell the stairwell! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3913 Do you think they have Spanx in her size on this floor? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3914 No more room unless your a mouse 1.2289 0.05093 83 68 12 3
3915 Yeah, the peanut breath is bad, but the jokes are freaking awesome 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3916 I’m testing weight capacity. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3917 I don’t have a submission but rather a suggestion. Please omit the finalists’ names and places of residence. Readers should be voting on the merits of the artwork alone and not be swayed by a person’s gender, ethnicity, or ZIP Code 1.2289 0.06488 83 71 5 7
3918 He just moved out of his room. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3919 Hey, man, do you mind waiting for the next one? He's friendly, but if he moves, we're doomed. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3920 Can we talk about what’s bringing me down? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3921 Someone called room service; they need an elephant in the room. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3922 Whatever you're about to say, I don't want to talk about it. 1.2286 0.05256 70 57 11 2
3923 She’s here for the PETA conference down stairs. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3924 I hope you're not carrying any peanuts. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3925 I've heard of the concept about the elephant in the room, but what does an elephant in the elevator mean? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3926 Face it, we need to talk about the elephant in the room… 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3927 This time I was designated to bring the elephant to the room 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3928 Yeah, funny, "Elephator.'" Third time I've heard that today. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3929 Just so you know -- I'm not the one who farted! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3930 What? How do you think they get to the room? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3931 Looking for the trunk show? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3932 The sign read "elephator" but I assumed it was a typo. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3933 Heads or Tails? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3934 Hire him for a full week and you get a jumbo bucket of popcorn. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3935 Good thing it’s an empty elevator. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3936 You probably should wait for the next one. Jumbo had beans for lunch. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3937 The elephant isn't even in the room yet, and you want to talk about it? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3938 Sorry, this elevator only seems to go down. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3939 He's my comfort pet." 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3940 Yeah, Greg and I talk about everything. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3941 I'll need some peanuts and poop bags. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3942 There is plenty of room under the trunk or the tail-take your pick! 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3943 Room for one more?" "Yes, just don't talk about him. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3944 I am preparing Noah's Ark on the upper floor. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3945 Everytime there's somebody in the elevator I want to take, after the pandemic, I fell like there's an elephant in the room. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3946 Well technically, it's not in the room, so... 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3947 No I don't know which floor is the jumbotro is on. Why would you ask? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3948 There are Trunk Shows today on all floors.” 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3949 The elephant in the conference room is coming to see you. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3950 Sorry, but a Chihuahua is using the freight elevator. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3951 Of course I remembered our meeting. That’s why I have Elwood. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3952 You can try and get in if you like, but I'm going to bring up the issue of your sleeping with my wife. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3953 I’m taking the elephant out of the room. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3954 This way, I never forget which floor I live on. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3955 He says denial and avoidance are a few floors up, but at the roof top, there’s a sick party full of distractions and escapism! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3956 Sorry, RINO’s only. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3957 You wouldn't believe the weight capacity of these new elevators. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3958 “I told you we needed to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3959 Antifa invaded my elevator. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3960 Covid precautions prohibit more than six legs in the elevator 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3961 With rent going up the way it is, I can’t afford the “room” 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3962 Do you have to make everything about politics? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3963 Going down 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3964 Sorry Mike, you'll exceed the weight limit. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3965 I'm pretty sure this elevator is going down. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3966 I was only told to show up at The Four Seasons for some kind of speaking event. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3967 It’s a conversation piece. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3968 Now you know why no one says “more fun than an elevator of elephants”. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3969 For the love of god,get me a peanut. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3970 I ignored the elephant in the room, but it's harder in the elevator. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3971 Elsie walked out of the room in a huff because everyone ignored her. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3972 There is room, but we're at the weight limit. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3973 He followed me home. Please let me keep him? He says his name is Dumbo. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3974 Up or down, it's still 10 peanuts! 1.2273 0.03271 66 55 10 1
3975 ...and now to address the elephant in the room... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3976 The only way is down. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3977 I thought you said "plus one." 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3978 This is the only place I found that allowed pets. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3979 It’s a bit uncomfortable but I had to bring this up. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3980 What do you mean this isn't the floor for the Trump rally?? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3981 He ran off to join corporate America. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3982 Sorry, but we don't have room for any more trunks. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3983 There’s room for you but he likes to stop on every floor. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3984 Excuse me sir, what year is it? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3985 You said the elephant was still in the room. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3986 Is this Donald Trump Jr's floor? We'd like a word. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3987 No, I am not a republican why do you ask. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3988 You know how they never forget. This one doesn’t know which floor is his. He says they all look the same. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3989 I won't tell if you won't. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3990 Well, you might put us over the weight capacity... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3991 Nothing. What's going down with you? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3992 You can get on, but I don’t want to talk about it. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3993 He forgot his briefcase. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3994 There’s plenty of room, just don’t talk about it 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3995 He can't remember his floor. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
3996 RINO's only Mitch. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3997 This is a safety inspection. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3998 Yeah, my wife's cousin..from upstate.. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3999 His happy place is the pool on the roof. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4000 Are you the new Senior Sword Swallower? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4001 I'm going to the top floor but, no, I won't move to the rear of the car. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4002 And just like that the elephant left the room... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4003 Do you believe he can't remember which floor he lives on? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4004 I think it might be a hard conversation. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4005 Emotional support animals don't have to be dogs, you know! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4006 They told me they didn't want another fridge magnet. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
4007 We’ll go down again. I’ll switch parties and come back with the donkey. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4008 Look, I know it’s not ideal, but he was the only applicant for the elevator operator position. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4009 Get yours and we'll walk them together. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4010 Going way way down.” 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4011 Hey man, I'm your alter ego, step in." 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4012 But,honey,we have to get the elephant INTO the room before we can ignore with it. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4013 He just remembered he was born on the 7th floor 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4014 What do you mean? Why wouldn’t there be room? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4015 We have one seat in the balcony. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4016 Yeah i think we can squeeze 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4017 She gets nervous taking the elevator by herself. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4018 No, we’re going up to Bridal wear. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4019 If you ignore the elephant in the elevator, it brings you down 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4020 Well, he WAS the elephant in the room, but then he decided he wanted some fresh air, so we're off to the park. 1.2264 0.08365 53 46 2 5
4021 I think down might be the only option. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
4022 They say there's no room for diversity in the Republican party, and it feels like they might be right. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
4023 She's the new hire for our Memory Lab. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
4024 Sorry...weight limit is reached. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4025 He's coming up tp to my room. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4026 They said their grandma lives on Seven. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4027 If you're here about the job vacancy, the pay is peanuts. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4028 We are just on our way out to the local watering hole and love to have you join us. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4029 Just be cool. I'm pulling a prank on my friend who hates elephants. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4030 I know, she's put on weigh since you last saw her 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4031 Make all the jokes you want. We've both got thick skins. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4032 We can fit one more, but do you have any peanuts? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4033 There’s still room, but I would recommend emptying your pockets of any snacks. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4034 I would have taken the next one but I didn't want him to think it was because of him. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4035 I'll take the next one, thanks. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4036 There is only one way to move an elephant: One floor at a time. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4037 I'm sure glad we had that talk. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4038 Not sure, he was already on here when I got on. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4039 Tiny's worried they're replacing her with self-service. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4040 Sorry dude. We full. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4041 Is an elevator considered a room? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4042 Come on in - but watch out for the mouse 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4043 he’s been in the Senate hearing room since the beginning. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4044 He loves the new Central Park elephant run, but then he’s too tired to take the stairs. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4045 He likes being the only elephant in the elevator. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4046 I checked the lease and it says nothing about elephants. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4047 We met in Thailand. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4048 The stairs are hard on its ankles. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4049 Hi, Can I leave my Elephant in your room? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4050 Now is the time to talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4051 Are you also in town for the circus convention? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4052 No, I did NOT see a mouse just run on this elevator. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4053 We’re way over the weight capacity, but life is a circus right ? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4054 I can never remember which floor I parked on. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4055 Looking for an elephant in a room? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4056 Got any ivory soap? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4057 My liberal lease agreement allows him as a pet. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4058 He wanted an apartment in DUMBO. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4059 It says it fits 8, so for sure you can come in. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4060 Don’t worry, he loves people! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4061 Your elevator has passed inspection. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4062 Back then they warned me about flashbacks, but I just wouldn't listen! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4063 You wouldn't happen to have a shovel and a pail, would you? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4064 Yes, but have you seen the stairs? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4065 He said I should put his trunk in room 604. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4066 And I thought it was bad just having him in the room. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4067 I'm from Otis. We're testing your elevator. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4068 It's not really a room ... 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4069 In this tight labor market,he is willing to work for peanuts. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4070 It’s roomier than you think. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4071 I wish he'd get off soon--he's crowding everyone else. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4072 Hey buddy, two’s company - but three’s a crowd. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4073 Pachydermatologist? No thanks, but I hear you have a very large ENT department in this hospital 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4074 Out of Service. Going DOWN! 1.2254 0.02613 71 60 10 1
4075 Sorry, I can't talk right now. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4076 I'm your Alter Ego...Krebs...of The Jungle...which floor? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4077 Psst. Is somebody behind me eating peanuts? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4078 Can we even talk about him if we can’t get him in the room? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4079 They ran out of dogs for service animals. 1.2254 0.05191 71 58 11 2
4080 Do you where I can find someone who does a good pedicure? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4081 Sorry, 2 per elevator 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4082 We're on our way up to the addressing room. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4083 What? This doesn’t count as a room. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4084 I just wanted him out of the room. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
4085 Can you help me with my trunk? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
4086 He can’t read the capacity limit sign. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4087 Sorry, you can’t come in because we are already over-weight, and the smell isn’t that great anyhow. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4088 No reflection on you but… 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4089 That smell was NOT me. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4090 We never would have won if I hadn't brought him into the room. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4091 I'm going down with the Republicans! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4092 Sorry, he thought this was his floor. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4093 Sorry, full. Packed with pachyderm. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4094 Keeping an elephant in the room helps me with my avoidance issues. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4095 I have a difficult time remembering my room number. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4096 The boss told me he was slowing down the meeting and to get him out of the room. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4097 Down. Probably down. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4098 Help me get him in the room, then we can talk about him. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4099 there's what ? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4100 He says he forgot something here. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4101 I’d explain but my wife won’t talk about it. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4102 Oh, I don't like talking politics 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4103 I’m just not ready to talk about it 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4104 This one can only go down. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4105 Sorry, this is the freight elevator." 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4106 He was the only one who interviewed for the gig 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4107 We’re going down. And that’s it. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4108 He forgot to go before he got back in a truck. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4109 Because of her, I never forget deadlines. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4110 It's hard not to notice this one. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4111 You may want to take the stairs. We expect to be on the 5th floor by Tuesday. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4112 She is very helpful, remembers each department floors. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4113 He is wanting to hear some Mancini. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4114 Is there a species neutral bathroom on this floor? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4115 The reason other anglophiles call it “a lift”. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4116 Got any peanuts? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4117 He never forgets anything except the floor he's on. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4118 Come in! We have room for one more! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4119 I'm supposed to deliver this trunk to the 5th floor, but I don't know where the rest of it goes. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4120 Found a new roommate, we can make rent now! 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4121 Take the car adjacent with the mouse; you'll get there sooner. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4122 They asked me to take the "elephant in the room" out of the room so they don't have to talk about it. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4123 Sometimes a situation you get yourself into isn't worth escalating. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4124 Welcome to the ivory tower. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4125 Until you're ready to discuss the elephant in the room, I'm leaving. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4126 Mostly no one mentions them. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4127 They wouldn't go away even after I sobered up, they just changed color back to grey. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4128 Down is the only option. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4129 She's my Certified Emotional Support Animal and is house broken. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4130 It's a certified therapy elephant. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4131 I don't care how many pounds he is, it's my room and I still don't want to talk about it. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4132 Settle an argument please. Do you think we should be ignoring elevator weight limits? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4133 Would you believe he forgot which floor he lives on? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4134 It’s not a room. And I don’t want to talk about it. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4135 Come on in we are testing the weight capacity of this elevator. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4136 Yes, this is the Express to the basement. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4137 Yes, I acknowledged him. Now what? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4138 How did you think they got in the rooms on the upper floors? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4139 Is this the floor for the circus? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4140 Just cleaning my room! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4141 I told them .. ele-vators don't lift ele-phants. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4142 Like life,not sure how we got in here,but definitely no idea of getting out. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4143 He's going to be the elephant in the room 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4144 I've always wanted to visit a place where the elephant population is going up. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4145 I believe we are at maximum weight capacity. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4146 I dread moving day. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4147 He's a good elephant - he never poops in the elevator. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4148 Corporate wanted me to make sure there were no elephants in the room. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4149 We're looking for the Hannibal Exhibition" 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4150 I always wondered if that 2000lb weight limit was real. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4151 Don't worry about the weight limit! She's a service animal. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4152 Gotta warn ya, man - no diapers. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4153 You said not to talk about the elephant in the room, so… 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4154 Soooo are we gonna talk about it? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4155 Sir could you please let me slide ,i get down on this floor' said the elephant 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4156 He knows a great new watering hole. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4157 Sorry dude, I don't think this one's going up any time soon. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4158 The circus is in town. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4159 i think you should wait for the next one... 1.2237 0.05493 76 60 13 2
4160 Going up? Going down? Can’t remember. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4161 I’ll take the next one. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4162 Yeah, I just took them for a walk. My back is killing me from all of the shoveling! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4163 Sorry, elephant jokes are so last century. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4164 I found it’s more interesting to talk about the elephant in the room than to talk to about my kids. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4165 My emotional support animal has had to periodically increase in size these last few years. 1.2235 0.04057 85 72 10 3
4166 It is time to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4167 Sorry, can't talk now. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4168 It's usually lobby and penthouse a few times until she's bored and then some housekeeping --- so I'd probably use the stairs. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4169 He has the grocery list, carries the bags home and remembers my floor. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4170 He's not in your room either. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4171 I think it is time we addressed the elephant in the room. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4172 He's the new elevator operator and he works for peanuts. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4173 The elevator counts as a room. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4174 Just try to ignore the elephant in the room sir. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4175 Sorry Stan, I don't think we're going up. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4176 They didn’t want to address the elephant in the room so I had to lead him out. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4177 He's too big to fly now 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4178 Got him at the shelter they said he's a pachauahua-derm mix. Not quite housebroken but curbs well. 1.2222 0.05497 72 60 9 3
4179 It’s a metaphorical educational tool to encourage riders not to pass gas. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4180 This guy never forgets what floor you're on. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4181 He's the lonely guy from the Bronx Zoo and heard I had a big apartment. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4182 The new bellhop's turned out to be a great fit for the company. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4183 the pet store was out of gerbils and these are peanuts to feed. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4184 Yes, he is the quintessential elephant in the elevator. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4185 He can't remember which floor he is on... 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4186 Whatever you do, don’t acknowledge the elephant in the elevator! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4187 Auditions for Blue Planet 3 are on the next floor 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4188 Must you always be so literal? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4189 The committee was upset about the donkey in the Christmas play. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4190 It's take your elephant to work day" 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4191 No, I'm willing to discuss this. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4192 Sorry, we’re right in the weight limit 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4193 That's it...I'm leaving.....and since you never acknowledged him anyway, I'm taking him with me. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4194 I can't get it up. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4195 I'm sorry- I thought you called for an elephator. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
4196 It's a real circus in the lobby. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4197 Where is your trunk? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4198 The Democratic elevator is down the hall, but it doesn't smell much better than this one. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4199 We're trying to work out whether the elevator still counts as a room 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4200 Sorry, I have panic attacks on elevators. He's the only service pet that was available. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4201 He wants out of the room. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4202 Well, I got him out of the room. NOW what? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
4203 Where would you like me to put the trunk? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4204 This is the express elevator but only if you're going down. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4205 Is this the floor with an elephant in the room? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4206 We can’t seem to find the floor where the elephant is needed in a room…. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4207 Going down….always going down. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4208 "Forget the elephant in the room, I found the one in the elevator! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4209 The elephant is going to a new room. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4210 You can squeeze in but don’t mention them. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4211 Yeah, there's room for one more. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4212 The name’s Tremens. Delirium Tremens. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4213 I think now would be a good time to talk about it. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4214 Sorry, this elevator only holds two tons. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4215 What floor does Gunga Din live on ? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4216 Sorry ! We’re going down. Getting him OUT of the room. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4217 I get claustrophobia. This is my emotional support animal. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4218 Be subtle! You have a profound ability of stating the obvious. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4219 My wife said we needed to move him out of the room. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4220 He won't take a knee. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4221 Our mini bar ran out of peanuts. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4222 Tough room. They ignored me, my ideas, and you know who. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
4223 Come on there’s room. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4224 We're on our way to the wildfire, to help with the ducks. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
4225 He forgot where he lives. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4226 I don’t know if the goatee is my thing, just trying it out. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4227 You can see the elephant too right? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4228 The elephant in the room is heading for a different room. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4229 On my way up to the ivory tower" 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4230 On the one hand, it’s great the landlord finally hired an elevator operator… 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4231 Sorry but this elevator has met its weight limit. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4232 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.2208 0.03754 77 65 10 2
4233 Sorry, we forgot what floor we're on. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
4234 He's sorry he overestimated your toilet's capacity. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4235 Hey, aren't you the dude who raises mice? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4236 He's not Dumbo, so he has to get into the room somehow ... 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4237 Since we began working together, I have stopped forgetting things. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4238 Can you lend me a shovel and a pail? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4239 It was either this or dumbo 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4240 I met them at a gerrymandering workshop. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4241 The wife flat-out refused to talk about the elephant in the room, so I brought him in here. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4242 Do you remember which floor we are on? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4243 Everyone talks about the elephant in the room, but not the elephant in the elevator. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4244 n the back, but I wouldn't if I were you. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4245 He's meeting with the Republican National Commitee. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4246 Whoa, talk about the elephant in the room! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4247 That's Tootsie. She'll expect affectionate words, a trunk rub and an ear kiss. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4248 Sorry, this elevator never goes up. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4249 Does the elephant fit? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4250 Are you gonna address it or should I? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4251 Going down. Obviously. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4252 No,we can’t go up! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4253 There is no glass ceiling on the top floor 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4254 But she promised she’d never forget me 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4255 Yes, we both remembered. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4256 You'll never believe it, but he forgot what floor he lives on. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4257 The rooftop parties are getting out of control. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4258 You're too heavy 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4259 He' got tired of being ignored, so he moved to a smaller room 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4260 They didn't take him seriously so he's moving to another room. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4261 What room? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4262 I think we can fit one more 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4263 I'm sure the weight limit is more of a suggestion. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4264 We've decided we better move to a first floor apartment. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4265 Plenty room! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4266 Sorry for asking but how much do you weigh? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4267 I seem to have hit the weight limit by myself 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
4268 They didn't want him in the room while they talked about him. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4269 I was told to take the elephant to the third floor. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4270 Wow! Funny you should talk about him--nobody did when he was in the room. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4271 My wife kept harping on ‘the elephant in the room’, so here we are. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4272 Can't leave 'em. Mice in the apartment. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4273 Going down? Cuz the only option here is down. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4274 For only two dollars a month they send you a picture, I sent a hundred dollars… 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4275 He’s my support animal. I can never remember what floor I’m on. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4276 I'm sure the lift capacity is fine. I've been dieting. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4277 These are not the elephants you are looking for. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4278 Let's not talk about it, okay? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4279 Sorry...............this is the dedicated-animal-plus-owner elevator. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4280 Do you want to talk about it? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4281 Nobody in the room was paying much attention to him, so we decided to leave. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4282 Meet my emotional support animal. He remembers everything for me. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4283 Im just taking the Elephant to its Room. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4284 No Tom I don’t want to address the elephant in the elevator 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4285 Can’t get in, can’t get out 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4286 We forgot our car keys 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4287 It's a heavy lift, but the elephant's on the keto diet. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4288 He just wants to copyright 'THE elephant in the room' . . . 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4289 It's help for my grandma. She's been forgetting things. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4290 We're going down. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4291 This features plenty of trunk space. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4292 Just a quick drop to the lobby - hop in. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4293 Growing up is not an option. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4294 Would you like an elephant in your room? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4295 You can get in, but you better not have a peanut in your pocket. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4296 Don't ask. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4297 Wait until we get to the room before you address it. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4298 We're on our way DOWN, man ..... On our way D O W N 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4299 We’re just not going anywhere. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4300 Sorry but he can't do stairs. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4301 This job pays peanuts which Sparky here can live on, but I can't! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4302 Going right? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4303 He’s going home. He says he’s sick and tired of being the elephant in the room. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4304 Wow. I was pretty good at small talk before the pandemic. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4305 He's been subpoenaed by the Committee. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4306 Don't let the elephant in the room,again! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4307 Never mind the pachyderm; your goatee is the real elephant in the room…err…elevator. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4308 Well, if you don't want to talk about the elephant in the room, can we at least talk about the one in the elevator? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4309 He wants to try a new room. Nobody in the last room is willing to talk about him. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4310 They talked about him, so we're moving him upstairs to another room. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4311 You can catch the next elevator. The lions have been put back in their cages. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4312 Literally...the elephant in the room. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4313 Stan, it’s time we addressed the elephant in the elevator. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4314 Mid term democratic mid term fundraiser ‘I’m here to deliver the elephant in the room’ 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4315 The Aristocrats 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4316 I tried using a litter box but the garbage chute kept getting clogged. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4317 Okay, my wife’s name is Karen. Going up? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4318 Send in the clowns. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4319 It says this elevator fits fifteen people but it doesn't say how many elephants 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4320 Now can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4321 You'll get there faster by taking the stairs. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4322 He's got a gig in 16S as Elephant in the Room, but he can't get out of the elevator. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4323 There are worse things than having him in the room. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4324 Which floor is the zoo? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4325 It’s not what you think. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4326 I can tell by the smell of peanuts on its breath. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4327 Dude, these days, he's everywhere! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4328 They are going to lobby. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4329 I found him sitting in a corner of my living room 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4330 The elevator inspection certificate limits the max weight to 2,500 lbs but that's really just government overreach. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4331 He's a surprisingly good conversation starter. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4332 What do you mean? There’s plenty of room. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4333 " No, I do not think I am making a political statement" 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4334 This IS my living room. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4335 Just ignore the elephant, there's room. 1.2188 0.05665 64 50 12 1
4336 Hey! Do you want another elephant in your room? I got stuck with this one in the elevator! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4337 The hard part was getting him out of the room. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4338 Would you mind going to the basement and pushing a little? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4339 ``My guess is that we're going down.'' 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4340 No worries. The sign says capacity is limited to 10 people. 1.2188 0.04965 64 52 11 1
4341 Well… no need to talk about the room anymore… 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4342 I’m the end of days they apparently multiply 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4343 It’s my comfort animal 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4344 A Hulu original: Only Herders in the Building 🐘 @onlymurdershulu @selenagomez 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4345 It's better than pushing an elephant down the stairs" 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4346 See whatever you like, but he’s in an elevator, not a room! 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
4347 Yes, I did pass gas. 1.2184 0.05151 87 73 10 4
4348 I figured it was time to get it out of the room. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4349 The circus is back in town 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4350 From the animal rights, I presume? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4351 It’s the company’s annual bring your house pet to the office day. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4352 I'm finally dealing with the elephant in the room. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4353 I am your future self, and this is your pet Lizzie. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4354 You're lucky. The cheetahs got out on the previous floor. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4355 My claustrophobia is gone thanks to my emotional support elephant! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4356 I needed to get the elephant out of the room so everyone would stop talking about it. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4357 After we solved the problem he wanted to go on the elevator. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4358 How else is he supposed to get into the room? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4359 5th floor mortgage broker, a jumbo loan for their enclosure. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4360 Don’t worry, crypto is a long-term investment. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
4361 He said, “what do you have to lose”. And the rest is history. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4362 The elevator is stuck!!!! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4363 Who are you calling Dumbo? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4364 I checked before I came – this hotel allows pets. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4365 There was an elephant in the NEXT room! 1.2179 0.04524 78 63 14 1
4366 You kept saying there was an elephant in the room, so I thought you were hinting what you wanted for your birthday 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4367 I wouldn’t recommend getting in. This fucker pushed all the buttons with his trunk so we’re gonna stop on every floor and I can’t take the stairs because I recently had surgery and I’m not supposed to exert myself. He called it an elephant prank. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
4368 Screw those RINOS! I’ve joined the Pachyderm Party. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4369 We don't remember what floor our apartment is on. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
4370 He's looking for a nice big room where he can disappear. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4371 You had best weight. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4372 We actually talk about it non-stop. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4373 It only goes down. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4374 Sorry , we hit the weight limit. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4375 Is this where they repair luggage and trunks? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4376 Ya know, every time this guy puts me in one of his cartoons, I think he’s stoned. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4377 The elephant in the room is always with me. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4378 It smells like piss and shit in here, Dude. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4379 I’m just in the concept phase: Only Elephants in the Building.” 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4380 He followed me from the room 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4381 We're definitely going down, but perhaps not in the gentle, planned way elevators are supposed to. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4382 No room for RINOs 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4383 Eating Wheaties for 23 years finally worked! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4384 Don't worry, we're just testing out the maximum weight. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4385 It's time for us to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4386 You are not bringing your trunk with you? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4387 Maybe wait for the next elevator? There's an elephant in this one. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4388 Going down? So are we. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4389 The airline lost the elephant's trunk. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4390 This was the original elephant walk before they built the hotel. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4391 Don't be afraid, man; just face it! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4392 Sorry, he forgot to get off on his floor. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4393 Of course I’m willing to talk it out, we haven’t reached the room, yet. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4394 I'm tired of the same old crowd so I asked the matriarch to take me to her favorite watering hole. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4395 You’re right. The lack of masks is the elephant in the room. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4396 I'm taking them for a walk in the park. Can I borrow your Super Duper Pooper Scooper? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4397 Go ahead, I'll wait. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4398 I know where the elephant's room is 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4399 I think we’re ignoring the elephants in the room… 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4400 Well, yes, to address the elephant in the room - the elevator inspection certificate has expired. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4401 Dumbo lost his flying abilitie 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4402 Soooo uh... room for 3? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4403 Just ignore it, we’re in a hurry 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4404 Well, this inflation goes up or down? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4405 The hard part is getting him out. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4406 Sorry. Thought this was the pet-friendly floor. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4407 If you have some peanuts, he'd climb right out. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4408 No. There is nothing l wish to discuss. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4409 We've reached the GOP capacity. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4410 Let’s get it in the room first, then we can talk about it. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4411 He says he's here to pay respect to his ancestors. Someone told him this was an ivory tower. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4412 Get on. There is no capacity issue, as long as we don't talk about it." Laura Owens, NYC, N 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4413 Sorry but the limit is four thousand, one hundred and sixty eight pounds 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4414 You can't imagine how great she is in bed with me! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4415 You’re right, I should have brought his leash. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4416 Thanks for not bringing up the elephant in the room. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4417 Since I started working from home, I thought I'd get a pet. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4418 This guy on the street said he had some elephants for sale at a good price, so I bought three. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4419 Might wanna catch the next one if you’re into social distancing. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4420 Actually, I think you'll find an elephant in the elevator is the more uncomfortable situation. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4421 Yeah, we're going to the party but she's afraid everyone's going to ignore her again. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4422 The conference room was booked. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4423 Hop on… and by that I mean tiptoe and hold your breath. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4424 Hi, can you direct me to "...the room..."? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4425 No, we're definitely not going up. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4426 I don’t judge your choices, Frank. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4427 I swear, it was already here when I got in, I noticed as the doors were closing. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4428 We're not discussing that! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
4429 Thought he deserved some time outside the room. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4430 My shrink suggested I get a comfort animal to match my anxiety 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4431 Sure, man, get in, let's talk about it. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4432 Sorry. You'll have to wait for the next one. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4433 ‘It’s only in the mirror” 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4434 You wanna go up? This elephant's going down. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4435 He brings me along to press the buttons. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4436 My friend thought her friend might be in your room. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4437 I don't wanna hear it Teddy! I'm tired of discussing that." "But I thought it was important to discuss the elephant in the room." "Why? Is he bothering you? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4438 I just found out the local elephant population is going down. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4439 He has an extra toenail on one foot, which is so weird. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4440 We can fit one more. Red or Blue though? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4441 He was taking up too much space in the room 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4442 We thought a Humane Society Safari meant you just took photos of them. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4443 Have you met our new quality-control manager? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4444 What's the matter with you? You haven't seen the elephant in the room yet? 1.2159 0.03773 88 72 15 1
4445 Hey, man. There's no more avoiding that elephant in the room. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4446 How else do you get the elephant in the room into the room? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4447 The elevator stalled. By the time they sent someone to fix it, Jumbo here had a growth spurt. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4448 We need to talk. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4449 There is a trunk sale on 8. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4450 Time to see what life's like outside the room. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4451 Addressing the issue helped with the pressure, and now I can lift myself up to new levels! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4452 She forgot her room number, so she's riding the elevator hoping to recognize her floor. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4453 Everyone was tired of the elephant in the room. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4454 I had to get the elephant out of the room. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4455 We're express to the roof. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4456 Which floor are peanuts on? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4457 He said he’d help me memorize the new client list for peanuts. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4458 They got talked about. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4459 We’re going up to twelve to create an awkward vibe for the conscienceless board before they vote for entirely self-serving measures that are sure to cause the next global recession… but yea, I can do coffee after. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4460 Support elephants. 1.2154 0.04899 65 53 11 1
4461 My decorator changed her mind about the elephant in the room. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4462 I don’t know what you’re talking about. There’s plenty of room. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4463 I don't think so. He says he's from New Jersey. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4464 The penguins are in the other car and I forgot my jacket. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4465 You know that elephant in the room…? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4466 We are looking for an epipen. He's allergic to peanuts. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4467 I finally decided to take him out of the room. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4468 His weight goes up and down. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4469 Be honest. Do you think my beard is the real elephant in the room? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4470 Give us some privacy, would you? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4471 An elevator is, technically, a room, so start talking. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4472 Where's Waldo? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4473 He wants to be in your room 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4474 They said “Come and get her - we are fed up with talking about the elephant in the room” 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4475 Now do you get why elephator operators are nearly extinct? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4476 It’s my comfort pachyderm he goes everywhere with me 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4477 You’ve heard of skeletons in the closet… 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4478 The front desk said back in 15... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4479 Do you have time for an elevator pitch? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4480 he promised not to jump if we just ignore him 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4481 Yes, of course there’s room 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4482 Can I take your trunk? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4483 It's okay, the elevator can hold four. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4484 Sorry, but the only way they'll let you in is if you're wearing a MAGA hat. 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
4485 Don't mention it. Really. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4486 Sometimes I don't recognize myself in the mirror. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4487 Sorry, Steve, weight load is maxed and his trunk is bigger than yours. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4488 It's a bit full 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4489 Full disclosure: He just had eggs for breakfast. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4490 The elephant to get to be in the room first has to go in the elevator. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4491 Are you a member of our party? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4492 I'm about to talk to Elon about the Texas manufacturing facility. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4493 I've to address the elephant that 'will be' shortly in the room. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4494 I am taking my elephant to the room 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4495 I've brought some elephants. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4496 You mightn’t think so—but this isn’t the elephant in the room! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4497 I'm just glad they didn't want the 800 pound gorilla again. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4498 He says the floors all look the same from the elevator. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4499 Your gonna need some steel toe work shoes in here. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4500 Where are dung beetles when you need them? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4501 Is this the peanut gallery? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4502 The keto diet worked for him. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4503 Got him out of the room. Now I just need to get him addressed. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4504 We're headed up to the watering hole...I mean water cooler. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4505 This will be a truncated ride. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4506 Hey, you don't have any Febreze, do ya? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4507 We're going up to the ballroom dance competition. Can't wait to see the look on the judges faces. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4508 Just when you think he’s asleep, he hears the ice cream man coming 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4509 Um, do you happen to have a shovel I could borrow? 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4510 Unfortunately, this one is going down. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4511 My elephant wants to know if he can come in. He’s tired of me talking about him. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4512 I think you should get the next one 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4513 We don't have to talk about the elephant in the room 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4514 I just farted and now it smells like a bunch of elephants in here. Sorry 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4515 I hope you don't mind that I brought a friend. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4516 'I always wanted one, just don't tell your mother'. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
4517 Please tell me it’s pink. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4518 there's room for you but not your trunk. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4519 Is this Upton Sinclair’s floor? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4520 I made a bet I could lift an elephant. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4521 It’s an elephant you twat, just get on. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4522 hop in, no worries! the elevator is designed to carry 3 average americans 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4523 Make room, I’ve reached my wait limit. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4524 The elephant in the room has to go potty outside. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4525 Sorry, but Covid rules only allow 2 in the elevator 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
4526 Guy used to live here in the seventies. Remembered he left his watch behind the mantle.s 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4527 We couldn't fit in the stairwell. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4528 Come on. Are you a man or a mouse? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4529 You'll have to wait for the next one. We've already reached our weight limit. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4530 Nice guy, but we don't talk about him. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4531 He got on at the 17th floor. 1.2133 0.04948 75 62 11 2
4532 Yeah, new theme for the Hipster Ball this year..."Safari Chic." 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4533 The co-op said no dogs 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4534 The 31st floor is a real zoo. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4535 Whenever I have drunk too much in the evening, he is at my bedside in the morning. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4536 Elevator Speed Dating allows you to fully transport the elephant in the room that is your emotional baggage dragging you down 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
4537 Horton hears enough of the office gossip and shows himself out. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4538 No more evading Jules, we need to talk about it. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4539 We're going to a room where nobody acknowledges him. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4540 Oh, he's getting off. He's already be up to the penthouse for his pardon. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4541 Sorry, this is the Republican only elevator. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4542 Squeeze in, there's room under the trunk. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4543 He's late for an awkward situation upsairs. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4544 It's a circus in here today. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4545 I need him for emotional support for when I get off at the 13th floor. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4546 Yes, this is the room. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4547 Please, not a word about the elephant in the room. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4548 Today’s my turn to bring the 500-pound elephant to the room. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4549 So are we just not going to talk about it ? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4550 He misplaced his dust speck. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4551 I found your elephant down by the bodhisattva statue in the main lobby. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4552 Sorry, it’s full. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but there’s an elephant in the lift. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4553 It’s Happy Hour on the roof garden. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4554 I think we should talk about something before you move in. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4555 It’s not a room - we can always talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4556 Of course, I should escape now, but just look at that face!" 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4557 We’re at full capacity until someone addresses this thing. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4558 Sorry maximum capacity is two elephants and one person! 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4559 We’re going to visit the dentist that killed his mother. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4560 Aren't you the guy with the mouse? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4561 I supposed we need to address the elephant in the room. 1.2131 0.05022 61 50 10 1
4562 I’ve told him 5 times we have to stay 6ft apart. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4563 I’m not one for subtleties. This is the room, here’s the elephant 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4564 Never mind. It's an ELEvator, right? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4565 I'm trying to raise the level of the Republican Party. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4566 We'd share but he get's a little claustrophobic. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4567 Hey bro, come join us at the watering hole. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4568 He's coming with us to the movie and that's that. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4569 We’re not talking about it. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4570 Turns out, the elephant in the room applies to elevators. Who knew? Anyway, I’m Darrell and I’m a sex addict. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4571 The Elephant has left the room ...... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4572 Sorry, he forgot his penthouse keys, so we have to go back up. I know, they say these guys never forget, but this guy.... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4573 You can ride down with me but I don't think we have anything to discuss. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4574 Sorry,but my buddy here is partial to beards. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4575 Come on in. The plaque says the capacity is three. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4576 Should we address the you in the room? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4577 Now it’s your turn to ride with the elephant. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4578 At least it's not pink, been sober for 3 years now. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4579 Trust me, your apartment will feel huge after this. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4580 Enough to of the elephant in the room statement. This is an elevator, okay? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4581 It’s the elephant in the room 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4582 I can't help it if my elephant in the room follows me everywhere. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4583 He got out the the room. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4584 Elephant in the room? What you talking about? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4585 I swear it was the guy who just got off. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4586 No one cares who passed gas... 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4587 going up. And no, I don't want to talk about it. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4588 There’s room as long as you’re not bringing a trunk 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4589 It's just an elevated idea, that is weighing us down" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4590 It states that there should be no more than ten people in the elevator; there wasn't anything about elephants. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4591 We're going out for walkies. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4592 I'd leave it 5 minutes if I were you 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4593 I'd give you my elevator talk, but I can't think of a topic. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4594 This is the elephantator. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4595 I gotta make a delivery to the magician on six. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4596 And you think it’s a zoo out there! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4597 Sorry, but three's a crowd... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4598 We had chili for lunch. I’d take the next one. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4599 Just act like you haven't noticed them. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4600 Awe come on man, get in. It's not like we're going up. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4601 Now, no one has to talk about it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4602 I'm not sure which one of us is in for the bigger surprise. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4603 You might want to wait ‘til the next one. We’re testing the weight limit. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4604 Can we talk about how we're getting the elephant in the room? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4605 Before you come in, I think we should talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4606 He wanted to see something besides my room. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4607 Yup it's worse than having one in the room. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4608 Not carrying peanuts, are you?" 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4609 I've had enough of my wife saying "You don't communicate well. It's like having an elephant in the room." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4610 He' s heavier than the counterweight. We live here now. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4611 We're protesting the white elephant sale. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4612 No shirt, no shoes, no service doesn’t apply to him apparently. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4613 No room! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4614 They asked to go speak with Mitch. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4615 We're both leaving the party, daddio. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4616 I'm hoping once I get it up to her room, it'll be REALLY obvious. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4617 For You-Know-Who's son's birthday party. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4618 Sorry, but I feel so claustrophobic taking the stairs. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4619 So are we going to address the elephant in the room? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4620 Exotic pet party on the fifth floor. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4621 There's an elephant in my room 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4622 Says here the weight limit is ten people, so we just count me and you. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4623 Is this the floor where the Room is? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4624 We both forgot which floor the vet's office is on 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4625 It's not much more uncomfortable than when he was in the living room. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4626 They wanted him out of the room. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4627 I threw in some peanuts. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4628 My Bad. I thought the maximum weight limit was in kilograms. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4629 Come on in! Covid-19’s behind us now. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4630 Sorry, Covid restrictions. The big guy says it's two max" 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4631 They work for peanuts but space is definitely a problem. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4632 I think we should start by addressing the elephant in the room...er elevator. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4633 We’re studying pachyderm claustrophobia. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4634 No one talks about the elephant in the room, but when it's in the elevator, somehow that's different. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4635 The elephant in the room is checking out 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4636 What can I say, Dumbo has some great rentals available. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4637 Oh. We haven’t hit bottom yet. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4638 No really, it's a RINO. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4639 You can probably squeeze in 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4640 Quite a party on 19 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4641 They didn’t want to address the elephant in the room. So we’re leaving. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4642 This always happens. My building passcode is DLFNSNDLF8R. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4643 The new elevator attendant has got this place buzzing. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4644 Wanna double date? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4645 Gotta mouse? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4646 Come on, plenty of room. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4647 Jack, what a surprise seeing you here. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4648 Great Elevator! We slightly exceed the weight limit, but got here ok! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4649 Ok, your turn. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4650 I'm sorry, but it says right here that the weight limit is 8 tons and 174 pounds 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4651 C'mon, the weight limit says "three occupants" 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4652 He was just ejected from the President’s living room. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4653 If I wanted cartoons without captions, I'd call my mother for "Ernie,Why don't you put your dirty clothes in the hamper?" / 1.2105 0.05237 76 64 9 3
4654 Amazing that he was too big for the room, but fits in here. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4655 Going down to the elephant room?" "Sorry, no. Up to alliteration. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4656 No one will forget this ride 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4657 Sure, you can squeeze in, as long as you don't mention it. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4658 I forgot to address the elephant in my room and now she's following me to work. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4659 On the plus side I never forget which floor I'm going to 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4660 Babar and I are headed for the ba bar, wanna come? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4661 No room an elephant in the room. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4662 I’m afraid to let the elephant in the room. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4663 They say elephants never forget to pay their share of the rent. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4664 🪧 "Elephator" Use at your own risk! ⚠️ 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4665 There was a peanut allergy on the 17th floor. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4666 I got 3 million TikTok views doing this with a giraffe 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4667 I see you finally took it out of the room. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4668 When’s lunch? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4669 I hope we not wearing masks doesn’t make you uncomfortable 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4670 So… the CDC told us we could ditch masks, but we both know that there is no way you’re stepping into this elevator. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4671 Is this the right floor for the vet’s office? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4672 Not wearing a mask is the least of our problems. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4673 No, we can talk about it. He's in the elevator. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4674 My baby got back! 1.2099 0.05187 81 68 10 3
4675 We finally stopped avoiding the elephant in the room. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4676 Going down to the circus entrance. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4677 I'm finally getting him out of my living room. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4678 We have a weekend place so at least he gets to run around. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4679 We are here to object to your specist use of “elephant in the room.” 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4680 Whatever you do, don’t mention Jumbo! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4681 Got peanuts? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4682 Yes he was in the room now he’s in the elevator. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4683 Let's discuss the elephant in the elevator. Brandon Paul Landes Miller, age 11 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4684 We’re looking for the recovery program. They hired my elephant to be in a room. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4685 I am so glad we finally addressed the issue and agreed to elevate it. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4686 Are you going up or down?" "Neither. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4687 Sorry, man, but we're definitely not going up. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4688 He keeps pushing my buttons. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4689 Oh, there’s plenty of room for a few more. You just don’t want to know where. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4690 Oh hi Jerry, by the way I'm sleeping with your wife. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4691 I just took THE ELEPHANT out of the room 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4692 Believe it or not, he can't remember what room he's supposed to be in. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4693 She will not enter the room unless you are willing to address her directly. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4694 Is the room on this floor? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4695 Dude, everyone knows elephants can’t walk upstairs! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4696 The Democrats seem to be choosing to take the stairs. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4697 He thought the For Rent sign said tenthouse. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4698 it lessens the surprise of an unexpected elephant in the room and makes for a smoother meet 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4699 Have you got room for her? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4700 You've heard about an elephant in the room? Try an elephant in an elevator. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4701 Since his circus act closed he's spending a lot more time at home. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4702 The neighbors complain he shakes the building every time he takes a step. I’m gonna have to get him a couple of pair of snakes. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4703 Can you believe the things one gotta do to maintain social distance? Me, neither! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4704 it says there’s space for 3 more persons 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4705 I've got to get them up to my room, where I will address them 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4706 This one’s for Republicans only. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4707 Ok. That is your opinion. But I think you are ignoring the elephant in the elevator. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4708 #My New Yorker Caption "I think we need to talk about the elephant in the elevator." 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4709 This is our old stomping grounds. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4710 Now I have to deal with the elephant in the elevator. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4711 I know it says it can hold 12 occupants, but it maxes out at two elephants. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4712 Next time Beyoncé drops a single I’ll make sure he’s wearing slippers. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4713 He only weighs 239 pounds. He's not obese. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4714 Just pretend he’s not there. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4715 Dunno: she came with the room. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4716 Well,at least it isn’t in the room any longer. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4717 He just wants to come into the room. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4718 Goin' Up, Bro? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4719 Houston, We have a little problem. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4720 Come by, she picked a really nice Chardonnay and she plans to read poetry 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4721 They are said to have long memories but he always forgets where the stairs are. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4722 I don’t want to hear it Jerry. He’ll probably pay more rent then YOU ever do! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4723 We should talk about it in here. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4724 Good thing the Giraffes got off on the third floor. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4725 Wait until I come back. I'll have chimps. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4726 Plenty of room. There are only two of us in here. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4727 Hey, can my buddy stay on your couch tonight? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4728 "Sorry, we are above the capacity weight limit." 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4729 They remember everything except what floor we live on. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4730 I've already addressed it, and it won't come out. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4731 I met him at the Zoo and he followed me home. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4732 Nobody mentions the one in the elevator, either. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4733 If it isn't my upstairs neighbor, Randy... and his Teacup Pacaderdle, Mr. Scootsenwiggle. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4734 Suit yourself, I’m staying on. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4735 My Elephant in the living room Editorial keeps haunting me. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4736 C’mon in, she’s friendly. 1.2090 0.05438 67 56 9 2
4737 I know it’s a long shot but do you by chance have any peanuts? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4738 Lstonekap ”so the elephant IS in the room” 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4739 When you’re here, you’re family. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4740 Hi, neighbor. I know pets aren't allowed in the building, but could you forget you saw us? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4741 There's plenty of room for you but.... how much do you weigh? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4742 Yesterday it was three birds and a bush, the day before a wild goose. Like, literally, what do you guys do here? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4743 At least he’s no longer the elephant in the ROOM. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4744 The elephant in the elevator applies here. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4745 Ohh ya. This is Harold. He’s never been in an elevator this big before 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4746 I'll only be gone for the weekend... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4747 He remembers you, Tuba player in the marching band, on Tusk, right? They never forget. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4748 Donald is desperate enter. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4749 Did you and Dumbo forget our play date? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4750 I never would've voted him union rep if I'd known he'd agree to work for peanuts. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
4751 No you can come in. This is his job. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4752 He's about to make things reeaall awkward. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4753 I always complain about the upstairs neighbors stomping around, but now it makes sense! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4754 No,I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4755 Should we talk about the elevator in the room? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4756 I'm pretty sure it will set a Guiness record if you join us. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4757 Believe it or not every room has one. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4758 I' n the non-elephant in the room. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4759 Seems like there's one in every room these days! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4760 I didn’t feel like schlepping his trunk up the stairs. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4761 Can it wait til will get him in the room? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4762 Third floor—housewares, linens, small appliances, tree bark… 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4763 I'm afraid the elevator is already full. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4764 What made you think I was a Republican? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4765 mirror, mirror on the wall, whose memory cells are aging faster? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4766 Sorry, the mice took the stairs. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4767 He’s here to see the room. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4768 Do you need an elephant in the room? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4769 Oh yeah? You think we should have used the stairs? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4770 You might want to wait for the next one. My friend is really hungry. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4771 We tried to ignore them, but they just pushed their way into the room. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4772 No. This is not the express elevator. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4773 Once you address them, they have to go somewhere... 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4774 Would you like an elephant for your room?? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4775 Allow me to introduce you to Elliott, my emotional support elephant, he's helping me forget my fear of lifts. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4776 Can we address the elephant in the elevator? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4777 I already asked if everyone would kindly put on a mask. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4778 Ya, I'm just waiting for their dates to arrive. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4779 Sorry bro, but you will put us over the weight limit! 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4780 I’m here to provide you with the elephant. You can refer to him as “the elephant in the room”. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4781 He was the elephant in the room so I adopted him. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4782 Have you noticed anything strange lately? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4783 My hippo rides separately. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4784 I'm looking for the trunk show. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4785 Excuse me but is this the floor for veterinary dieticians ? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4786 We are just stopping on all floors, hoping he can remember where his room is. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4787 You wouldn't believe how hard it is to pach-y-derm 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4788 Hop in-- we're doing trunk lifts for today's workout. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4789 No way... There's an elephant in the room AND the elevator?! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4790 Sorry Sir, the elepha~tor is stuck on the first floor ! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4791 I keep telling him no one cares about the elephant in the elevator 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4792 Damn, wrong floor, certainly not my stomping ground. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4793 It counts as a room. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4794 I thought a visual aid would help with the discussion. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4795 We had a great meeting, and cleared things up. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4796 He said he was bored with that room, and wanted to try another! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4797 He forgot my 3-minute elevator pitch. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
4798 Hey Bro,mind if I leave my elephants at your place for the weekend? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4799 You aren't skinny enough to be a part of us. Sorry! 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4800 Told ya. You owe me $10. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4801 We’re both double vacced and double boosted. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4802 "I used to ride the elevator with my tigers but that did not turn out well. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4803 Oh, it's much worse than getting primaried. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4804 How large are the corners of your room? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4805 You wanted to discuss the elephant in the room 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4806 Since you won't address the elephant in the room, we are leaving. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4807 Elevator. Elephant. Elluva Good Time! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4808 You might be able to find a little room in the back, but I'd suggest a shower cap. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4809 Just so you know, there could be a little noise from upstairs later. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4810 What, am I supposed to take the stairs? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4811 If you don’t talk about them, I won’t either. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4812 The aviary is on the roof. Unfortunately,you'll need to take the stairs. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4813 They decided to move the zoo upstairs. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4814 Yes! There is an elephant in the room 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4815 It's this one or the ostrich with head in sand one. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4816 Sorry man, I've got to get these elephants into rooms on the 28th, 30th and 38th floors 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4817 It’s not a RHINO in the lift, it’s really a Mastodon… 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4818 In case I can’t remember the floor number I’m going to. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4819 You get used to the smell. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4820 Nobody reads the maximum weight sign. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4821 He says he's a RINO , and he's tired of "passing" . Why does he think we can help with that? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4822 It's safe as long as a mouse doesn't enter. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4823 Can you believe in started as a pimple? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4824 Just don’t ask me how we got in here. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4825 Sorry,big demand for room service. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4826 At least small talk will be the least of my worries. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4827 Just one more thing me and Alexander the Great have in common 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4828 I told you there was not an elephant in the room 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4829 Thanks for showing me the elephant in your room”. “Oh, don’t mention it. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4830 You never know when you need an elephant in the room. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4831 We can put on masks if you're worried about social distancing. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4832 We are most definitely going down. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4833 It’s a jungle up there. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4834 It's a tight squeeze, but there's lots of trunk space. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4835 "Which floor for safari wear? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4836 Things are looking up! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4837 We don't discuss the elephant in the room let alone in the elevator! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4838 It's okay, I just have Elephantitis. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4839 Problem is, if you come in we're gonna exceed maximum weight. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4840 Where’s “The Room?” 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4841 You didn’t like the gorilla! So today I got the elephant 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4842 No, seriously, this IS the Elephant in the room! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4843 I'm taking him Steve. What, you thought he would forget? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4844 Sorry but you will exceed the maximus weight allowed. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4845 There's room,but the weight limit's been breached. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4846 She can really work a room. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4847 Unless you have peanuts, you'll have to wait. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4848 It says capacity 6. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4849 I think we really need to discuss the elephant in the room 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4850 There's room, if you don't mind riding in the trunk. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4851 I lost a bet don't ask 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4852 We're looki g for Africa? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4853 They’re support animals. Turns out I have some pretty big issues. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4854 Sorry we're leaving early. He just felt awkward in the room. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4855 Well, I guess this is goodbye. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4856 Yeah but when it’s an elevator it’s way harder not to talk about 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4857 This one goes down fast but up slowly. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4858 I think I'm taking your Afro suggestion a little too far. Agreed? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4859 He swells up if he gets salted peanuts. My bad. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4860 It's all in your mind. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4861 Come in, there’s room for one more! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4862 Are you lookin' at me? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4863 Sorry but if you step in, we’ll be over the weight limit. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4864 It was just so awkward, I had to get rid of the elephant from the room. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4865 I’ll face him when we get to my room. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4866 He got in on the 13th floor, duuuude 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4867 No one told you about the “no pets rule” did they? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4868 The next stop is the political convention and the circus, so come on in. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4869 Sorry, this one only goes backwards. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4870 Just be aware they're late for a meeting. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4871 Sorry, it's pretty pachydermed in here. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4872 He helps to ensure social distancing in tight spaces. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4873 Sorry, there’s no more room in this elephantor. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4874 Their RINO's so they really dont weigh very much. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4875 They don't make these lifts like they used to 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4876 Just expect to wait. He’s in the GOP. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4877 Man, I don't want no comments from the peanut gallery. Unless you got some. Peanuts, I mean... 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4878 I'm moving in with a trunk and a duffle bag. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4879 He forgot my address. 1.2051 0.05276 78 63 12 2
4880 Yup. Still in the room. And everywhere I go. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4881 He knows the floor but forgot the room number. I’m just trying to help. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4882 Come on in. We can fit you by the trunk. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4883 Welcome to therapy. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4884 No problem, as long as they don't step on my toes. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4885 The circus was letting us WFH, but now we have to go back in. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4886 I found him in the park and he followed me home 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4887 Sorry, man. For some reason, this elevator only goes down. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4888 Let’s not discuss the elephant in the room 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4889 Do we need to talk? 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4890 He’s leaving the Republican caucus. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4891 The new elevator operator only works for peanuts. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4892 The ad said "adopt an elephant." I thought they meant supporting the elephants in their habitat. Walking her is a challenge, and now she wants dinner. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4893 I’d take the next one if I was you. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4894 Any chance he can use your bathroom? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4895 Good news—the elephant is no longer in the room. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4896 well, I just got tired of the elephant in the room 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4897 I took the elephant out of the room. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4898 I know it looks obvious but it is called the Diderot effect... 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4899 Sure, everybody has heard of the elephant in the room. But have you ever seen the elephant in the elevator? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4900 I forget which floor I live on, so they got me a service animal 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4901 We may go up, but most likely down" 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4902 It came free with a pack of cereal 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4903 Letting agent joked it was big enough to swing an elephant, so… 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4904 It was the only way to get the building to take action on my mouse problem. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4905 They take up a lot of room, but they work for peanuts. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4906 Have you, by chance, encountered any elephants in your living room? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4907 Bro, I wouldn't come on if I were you. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4908 You must be accompanied by a Pachyderm! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4909 Oh, this Jumbo, the new elevator operator trainee from our condo's staff cross-species diversity-focus inclusive hiring initiative program. He really broke the glass ceiling here, so watch your step when you come in. So, what floor, please? 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
4910 We got it out of the room" 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4911 Who ordered an elephant for room 3418? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4912 Now that you’re off, yes, I was the one who parked in your spot. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4913 It’s not what you think, Amazon won’t take them back! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4914 seeing the therapist for a LARGE ear infection. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4915 We're looking for the marriage license bureau. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4916 Once you pack a darn pachyderm in, you can’t pack a darn pachyderm out.” 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4917 I was worried we wouldn’t have anything to discuss 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4918 Sorry. If you want to go up, you'll have to catch the next one. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4919 Every room needs an elephant 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4920 Next elevator is better. It has a walrus. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4921 Yeah, I'm going around replacing people's metaphorical elephant in the room with a real one to see if they notice. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4922 We’re headed up to a break up in 3B. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4923 We’re not gonna talk about it… 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4924 Say hello to my little friend 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4925 I swear it wasn't me. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4926 ARE YOU STILL RUNNING THE CIRCUS IN YOUR APARTMENT? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4927 By force of gravity, this is a down elevator 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4928 Still room for one more 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4929 It's a weight game. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4930 I got one of them out if the room! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4931 I’m trying to avoid the elephant in the room. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4932 Don't tell the landlord. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4933 Is this how the elephant in the room gets there? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4934 The stairwell has a giraffe so it's up to you really. 1.2031 0.04818 64 53 10 1
4935 We already have an elephant in the room 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4936 Dude, hop on in! Next stop is a fun time! Got a full trunk here! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4937 This is the first time I'm seeing the in-laws since they voted for Trump and I thought this would help ease the tension. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4938 There’s plenty of room, as long as you don’t mention the elephant. The Republican Party, or disappearing reproductive freedoms. 1.2031 0.05308 64 54 8 2
4939 When I said ‘You’ll just have to hold it till we get off the elevator,’ I was talking to my elephant 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4940 And Herb still couldn't figure out the elephant in the room... 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4941 No, sorry, it's going up. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4942 The elephant is no longer in room 318. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4943 He helps me remember what floor I’m going to 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4944 Is this the abortion clinic? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4945 My 800-pound gorilla is on the next elevator. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4946 She's my Rolfer 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4947 Rash of joyriding in downtown Mumbai sparks safety concerns 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4948 Better take the stairs. We've been stuck on 'overloaded' for the past two days. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4949 I know they take up a lot of room, but they always remember what floor you are on. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4950 Get a room 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4951 Don't worry about the super, he's an emotional support animal. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4952 Please mind the trunk. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4953 Sorry, the folks upstairs are having an intervention and need to address her. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4954 come in, come in... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4955 Look what I bought for the apartment. I heard it's a great conversation starter 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4956 Social distancing might be a problem…. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4957 You can squeeze in 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4958 There have been way too many elephants in the room lately, so we’ve decided to move them around instead of dealing with the real issues. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4959 I sure miss all those free plastic bags. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4960 He wants to go to the Atrium. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4961 I trust that the elephants read the weight limit 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4962 Who says there's an elephant in the room? 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4963 We’re heading down. Not by choice. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4964 He said he was auditioning for the elephant elevator operator. Sesame street season 53 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4965 The elevator operator works for peanuts 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4966 ... oh 'tis but for Otis! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4967 Tusk luck. It’s full. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4968 He's taking the elevator to the next floor where he'll be the elephant in the room 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4969 There’s room under his tail. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4970 Hey, can you give me a hand? My trunks are kind of heavy. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4971 Not unless you wanna ride in the trunk. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4972 My parents never gave me a pony. Years later they gave me this! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4973 If you don’t mind, I would like to address the elephant in the lift. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4974 Well, why would you have invited us if you knew we were going to talk about THAT? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4975 The building doesn’t allow pets, but I thought I’d sneak him in. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4976 We keep avoiding the topic of elevator etiquette. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4977 Those fucking Republicans are everywhere. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4978 I think technically, it’s now his building 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4979 Please, no more "Tsk Tsk" jokes. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4980 He prefers to be the "elephant in the elevator." 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4981 These elephants have been addressed already and are going to their rooms. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4982 His job is to make me look slimmer in the office” 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4983 So, what are you guys talking about? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4984 I'm looking for a room. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4985 Well the stairs would kill him! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4986 I was right! The stated weight limit is way off. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4987 He'd like to be the elephant in your room. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4988 For some reason they wanted an elephant in the room. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4989 Meet Bobo from 13C. His family is in the circus. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
4990 Sorry, pal. This one's going down. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4991 Everyone complains about the dogs being out. Really, ignoring the elephant in the room? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
4992 The Trumpers in this building are not RINOS. They won't notice what I'm delivering to their living rooms. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4993 My elephant couldn't wait to get out of the room! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4994 If you want to come up there’s something we have to discuss. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4995 To be polite or not to be. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4996 What ya gonna do with all that junk? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4997 You can ignore him in the room but you sure can't ignore him in the elevator. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4998 Are we just going to ignore the elephant in the elevator? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4999 Can we address the elephant in the lift? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5000 I told you I was bringing over some very heavy hitters 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
5001 She won’t take the freight elevator. 1.2024 0.06055 84 73 5 6
5002 He's for the quiet couple in 14-C. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
5003 The studio apartment was closing in on us. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
5004 Get me butter and a mouse. Stat! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5005 If we're allowed only one pet, better make it count. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5006 If you get in, we’ll be going down. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5007 I quit my job! They refuse to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5008 See ya in hell Jim. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5009 I don't know the weight limit. Why? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5010 Blacks only. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5011 They is a mammoth sale on level 6. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
5012 This is the service elevator. There wasn't room enough for the trunks in the regular elevator. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5013 They want me to carry their trunks. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5014 He specializes in small spaces. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5015 No, he doesn't work for peanuts. In fact, he's our new shop steward and leading the push to unionize. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5016 His dentist lives upstairs. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5017 Come on in ! It’s just the two of us! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5018 No, I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the elevator… 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5019 Then I realized the lease just said no cats or dogs. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5020 Each room gets one 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5021 Tuscaloosa? Ha, ha. No. We’re going up. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5022 Hope you're not going up. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5023 When he got on he said, ‘Don’t want to crowd you but do you have room for my trunk?’ 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5024 Is Pachydermatology on this floor? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5025 It’s okay, he doesn’t bite. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5026 Sorry, I was asked to get rid of the elephant in the room. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5027 Don't worry, the elevator was inspected just last decade 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5028 SORRY, NO MORE ROOM 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5029 My wife couldn't handle the elephant in the room. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5030 Just keeps goin' down. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5031 I'm helping him get out of the room! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5032 SSSSHHHH! . . just pretend he's not in the room! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5033 The answer was one 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5034 You'll fit...but be careful. He just had both wisdom tusks extracted. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5035 I hope you have peanuts. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5036 This way they're not even in the room to not talk about. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5037 I'll come back for you after I drop Dumbo off at the roof, ok? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5038 Hi Jeb, I'm your wayward brother, come home. My pet and I would like to stay with you for a few days till I get settled. OK with you? 1.2000 0.05443 55 46 8 1
5039 They made me use the service elevator' 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5040 Can we talk about the man in the room? 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
5041 Sorry, the service elevator is out of order. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
5042 Sorry man. There’s an elephant in the room. And it’s not your terrible hair cut this time. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5043 Free Pet Day at the Zoo! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5044 I never know what to talk about in an elevator. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5045 Got one for each room as requested ... 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5046 My roommate and I just moved in - we're the next floor up. Hey, would you know any musicians? My band is looking for a second drummer. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5047 Room for one more but watch where you step. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5048 I find that my own elephant-in-the-room eliminates unwanted chit-chat. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
5049 And what is your elevator pitch again? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5050 If you think an elephant in the room is claustrophobic, try an elevator. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5051 Sure, if you want to get in, maybe we could fit you in the trunk. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5052 Sorry, we are already overweight” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, Ont 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5053 There’s room in the back. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5054 Is that an elephant in the elevator or are you just happy to see me? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5055 You can come in, as long as you dont mind hiding in the trunk 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5056 In the elevator, it's better to acknowledge the issue. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5057 Not exactly in THE ROOM. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5058 Don't be afraid. She won't bite. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5059 If I were you I’d get the next one. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5060 Isn't it about time we talked about the elephants in the elevator? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5061 They told me I had to get the elephant out of the room. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5062 It’s the building’s new Dumbowaiter. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5063 Move!!! The elephant's trying to get into the living room! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5064 Sir, please wait for the next Elephator 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5065 There were mice downstairs. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5066 She’s looking for the oversize department. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5067 We’re just not sure how to keep the “six feet apart.” 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5068 Now that I got him out of the room where do you want me to put him? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5069 Which floor is the memory unit. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5070 Yeah - Serengeti’s on 3. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5071 He likes DUMBO. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5072 You will share the toilet with her 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
5073 It's for those times when I forget what floor my apartment is on. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5074 I found him on the 13th floor. He was lonely. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5075 Forget your trunk? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5076 She thinks the weight limit is unfair and prejudicial. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5077 I'm off to a MEGA rally - Make Elephants Great Again. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5078 Apparently the pachydermatologist is on the 18th floor. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5079 Sorry, there's no room for the less than high minded! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5080 He can't remember which floor he is visiting. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5081 But he won't fit in the room! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5082 Is this the floor missing an elephant in the room? 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5083 He has to get to the room somehow... 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5084 You can't address it if it's not in the room, genius. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5085 I'm Maynard, your better self. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5086 Size is only in the eye of the beholder 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5087 Maybe there would be space for you in here if you just addressed the elephant in the room. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5088 There's no room for a Rino in here! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
5089 I think I finally figured out why my ex left me. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5090 Fair warning if you enter, your ethics might be compromised forever. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5091 He’s harmless, but I’d empty my pockets of peanuts before getting in. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5092 Great, now I'm the only elephant in the room. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5093 We can squeeze 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5094 What is the thing behind you?" "OH, that? That is the elephant in the ele-vator. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5095 Come on. Get on. I suspect we are going down. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5096 Because the refrigerator was too small! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5097 Once we discussed him out of the room, he decided to leave the building altogether. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5098 He could be in the room. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5099 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5100 Something you want to avoid discussing? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5101 Going down seems much faster than going up. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5102 I'd wait for the next one if you're in a hurry. The elephants got on with me in the Lower Lobby and pressed every button from Upper Lobby to Sky Bar." 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5103 Thirteen? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5104 We’re decluttering. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5105 I’m avoiding letting the elephant in the room!! 1.2000 0.04452 75 62 12 1
5106 Do you know if I will find the exit to the pet exercise area on this floor? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5107 The elephant in the elevator suggests taking the stairs on account of the kambucha we had at lunch. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5108 If you're looking for an explanation, it's irrelephant. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5109 I didn’t want to bring it into the office, but they’re not letting us Zoom into meetings anymore 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5110 We named him Elvis and now he wants to leave the building. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5111 Fine. How would YOU inspect them? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5112 On the bright side, he finally grew into those ears! #dumbo 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5113 ‘’Si you said it’s ok for you to pet- sit them till next Thursday, right?’’ 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5114 So you wanna squeeze in or wait for the next one? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5115 # “…it didn’t fit in my room - I have a studio apartment.” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5116 They’re elephants but consenting elephants 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5117 I'm visiting my parents this weekend. Bob is a necessity at Sunday family dinner. . 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5118 If you tip him in peanuts he’ll give you some good insider trading gossip. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5119 We’re on our way to my family’s group counseling session. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5120 So you CAN lift an elephant" 1.2000 0.05883 65 53 9 2
5121 I didn’t want to address the elephant in the room, so I’m keeping him outside. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5122 They didn’t want to address him upstairs. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5123 There’s a poo bag dispenser in the courtyard, don’t forget to clean up after him. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5124 Oh hey this is my mom. How obvious is it that she's a Republican? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5125 No come on in, we’re not at capacity yet. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5126 Yeah.... I'm dropping these guys off to the family reunion happening on the 5th floor. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
5127 We’ll discuss it once it’s in the room, okay? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5128 Okay, fine. We can go to therapy already. 1.1979 0.05465 96 83 7 6
5129 It doesn't have a lot of trunk space! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5130 Ah it's okay. I'll just wait for the next one. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5131 The new liftman never forgets my floor. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5132 Sorry. We’ll be just a minute. The hippos busted the freight elevator again. 1.1975 0.04621 81 68 11 2
5133 Sorry Joe. This one’s for executives only.” 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5134 Please wait for the next elevator! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5135 It’s still masks. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5136 Just crawl under him to the back and squeeze in with Karl. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5137 Just taking my trunk down to storage 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5138 We didn’t talk about it, and now it’s out of the room! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5139 Bring Your Kid to Work Day" was a lot easier to organize 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5140 He was under the rug. But no one saw us. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5141 Do you remember Richard Parker story? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5142 Because elephants don't fit in the stairwell 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5143 It's grown too much. I cannot keep the elephant in the room any longer. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5144 We can squeeze you in, but I should warn you, one of us has really bad peanut breath. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5145 Sorry there is no room. I have a lot of trunks. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5146 The company is going all remote, this is my week to take the Elephant in the Room home. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5147 Did you remember to bring a poopy bag? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5148 She's my plus plus one 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5149 No ore room! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5150 I let the elephant out of the room 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5151 How many feet do you see? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5152 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5153  I want to talk about ALL the elephants in the room, Glen. I just couldn’t fit another one in the elevator. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5154 Down? Definitely! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5155 Are you Cramped in there?" "Yeah. Why?" "Oh, nothing. I'll just take the next elevator. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5156 They followed me home dad! Can we keep them? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5157 Is there an elephant still in the room? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5158 It's an M.C. Escher design. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5159 Getting him in here wasn't the problem. It's when we get out in the parking garage that the real fun starts. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5160 Aren’t you coming? I heard there’s a circus show in the rooftop bar tonight. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5161 Sorry, we’re presently at our weight limit. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5162 Sorry, only mahouts and elephants on this trip. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5163 To make the weight limit, you can't have eaten in the past 3 hours. 1.1970 0.04435 66 54 12 0
5164 Elevators too. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5165 What else are we going to have to talk about? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5166 Your ad said you were looking for a roommate. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5167 Don’t worry, he’s friendly. 1.1970 0.05164 66 56 8 2
5168 Now, do you want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5169 Come in for a ride we will all remember. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5170 Sorry was the law office on the 3th or the 5th floor? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5171 Feel free to squeeze in, and don't mention it. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5172 You know you’re going down? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5173 After our traditional wedding, she followed us home. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5174 Let's not address the elephant in the room. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5175 He was a House warming gift from Cassidy Hutchinson, but Mr. Trump wants him out of the room. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5176 Don’t address him yet.. wait until he gets to the room. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5177 My therapist lets me bring up any and all issues with him. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5178 I think we can clearly tell who’s the elephant in the room. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5179 It's a little pachydermed in here. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5180 I’d wait for the next one if I were you, someone in back just broke wind. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5181 Yeah it’s my fault really, I didn’t read the fine print on that ‘adopt an elephant’ rescue contribution. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5182 Sorry pal,this elevator has an elephant in it. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5183 At least he's not in your room. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5184 You just can't ignore an elephant in an elevator. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5185 Hey man, in the room, it’s cool. Not in an elevator. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5186 Except it's not a room. So I'm talking about it! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5187 He’s showing me The Secret Elephant Mezzanine. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5188 Funny, but he never remembers we have a freight elevator. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5189 It is hard to book a room with the Republican Convention in town. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5190 There's enough room, but if you come in, please don't talk about it. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5191 I keep forgetting what floor I'm going to so........ 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5192 We're going rafting on the Rhone. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5193 This sign says, "A part of six feet," not "Six feet apart." 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5194 Don't ask; he was here before I got on. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5195 We thought this was the elevator for the ark de triomphe. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5196 There’s only room in the trunk. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5197 702 resolved their differences, so there was no more need for the elephant in the room. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5198 I guess I can no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5199 You can get in, but there's something I insist we talk about. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5200 Sorry. I'll send the elevator back once I deliver the elephant to the War Room. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5201 Sorry Sir, you're gonna have to take the next Elevator coming down. These elephants are part of a disappearing magical act, and they're due to reappear in 10 minutes, on stage ! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5202 Are you here to fix the Up button? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5203 I couldn't leave the elephant in the room 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5204 ONE LESS ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5205 Come on in. There's room on top! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5206 You couldn't fit a mouse in here. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5207 Howdah. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5208 We all tested negative so please join us. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5209 What? Your not going to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5210 Hmm, just like us, humans are hard to tell apart. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5211 I don't see any elephant! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5212 We need to talk about the elephant in the room before we take us to the next level 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5213 Well, technically, he’s not actually IN the room 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5214 I finally addressed the elephant in the room and he’s been following me ever since. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5215 IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I SWEAR 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5216 Um, yeah, no I'm fine. Ah, come on in... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5217 If you get on, we'll exceed the weight limit. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5218 I decided to take my issues for a walk. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5219 Well, now I know the difference between a pub and and an Elephant fart. A pub is a bar room, and the other a BAARROOOOM! 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5220 I don't mind taking him out for walks, it's the cost of the poop bags 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5221 No, man. I'm pretty sure this car is going down. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5222 You full?" "Yeah, sorry, got a lot of shit to deal with." "I understand. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5223 I'm sorry; the elevator for democrats is around the corner. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5224 You'll have to take another elevator. All the corners are taken. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5225 He's just in town for the peanut convention. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5226 I got him in Florida, his name is Donald Rump. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5227 No, I don't have a poaching problem. Good day. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5228 He said that being typecast as the elephant in the room was stultifying. Frankly, don’t see this as an improvement, but what do I know? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5229 I think we're going to need a bigger room.... 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5230 Can you believe they still play Toto? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5231 It's on its way to "the room". 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5232 Sorry, wrong room. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5233 She's just staying the weekend till the circus leaves town. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
5234 One way or another, I'm getting 'em to Rome. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5235 I hate to address the elephant in the room, but your beard does not suit you. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5236 Sorry. You'd make us exceed the weight limit. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5237 I mean, I knew we had to address the elephant in the room but I didn't know it was this bad. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5238 Now we no longer have to debate about what the "elephant in the room is". 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5239 I did take them to a Zoo but this was yesterday, today just some light sightseeing" 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5240 Don''t worry. We've both had our third booster shots. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
5241 Forgive me for asking, but exactly how much do you weigh? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5242 Save the elephants…from corporate capitalism. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5243 Unfortunately it is no longer the elephant in the room. Since they refuse to save the planet we are seeking sanctuary elsewhere. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5244 Can you help me put the elephant back in the room? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
5245 You do not want in here! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
5246 Beware, the path you're on leads to this! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5247 How many legs do YOU think an elephant has 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
5248 I know you think there is a deeper meaning here, but, the truth is....you will grow facial hair. Relax. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5249 Eight floor, mammals! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5250 Oh, hey, have you seen the elephant? He wasn’t in the room. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
5251 The vet said that height could help Martin with his prostate problems. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5252 Do not pet! He’s still in training. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5253 I think i speak for the entire office when i say you and Derek need to have that conversation. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5254 They say that I should get him out the same way I got him in. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5255 My therapist's recommendation to keep me out of denial. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5256 YOU try to find some affordable clowns, VW bugs or phone booths! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5257 Do you know which floor the tea room is on? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5258 A puppy? That's way too much work. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5259 Shall we address the elephant in the room! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5260 She was getting antsy just hanging out in the room. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5261 I hope you’re not allergic to nuts. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5262 He got bored with being addressed as the elephant in the room and wanted to know for himself what it felt like to push somebody’s buttons. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5263 Don't worry, she's a shorthair breed. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5264 He doesn't mind as long as you don't talk about him. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5265 This elevator has a two passenger limit! Please,wait. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5266 Come in! They’re’s plenty of room. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5267 It's a circus in there, so we quietly tiptoed out." .. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5268 Supposedly there's a sucker born every minute. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5269 Ted, is there a reason you don't get in that we need to talk about? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5270 As long as you don't have a trunk, I think there's room for you. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5271 Hey, I think the elevator is not working. I pressed the 'up' button and it's not moving. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5272 The sign says "maximum 3 occupants",but you may want to reconsider boarding. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5273 My anxiety level goes up and down. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5274 The elephator is full. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5275 If there's no elephant in the room what's the point of me being there? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5276 They won’t let me forget where I parked. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5277 You’ve heard about the elephant in the room. Mine are in the elevator. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5278 Are the tusks on this floor? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5279 So my question is,How do I get the elephant out and 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5280 Hard to say which of us is more distressed by the recent rodent problem... 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5281 Which floor are you heading up to? There's room for one more! In another cliche', this is the elephant in the elevator 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5282 It's a Banksy 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5283 Apparently, an elephant sometimes forgets what floor his room is on. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5284 No one ever asks how the elephant got in the room in the first place. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5285 This is not a RINO 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 8 2
5286 Congratulations Tom. I didn't realize they'd give you such a large team to manage 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5287 No, there are no Elephants in the elevator …or room. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5288 I'm having trouble getting the elephant into the room. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5289 Babe, it's not what it looks like... 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5290 He forgot what floor he was on. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5291 Don't worry, she doesn't bite. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5292 OK one more time - I just got him, his name is Bobby, and yes you need to take the next one. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5293 "We needed a trumpet player." 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5294 It’s going down. Faster, depending on how much you weigh. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5295 I thought it was a riddle how many elephants can you get in an elevator? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5296 Says his name is Trump. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5297 Squeeze if you enter but you'd better hold your breath. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5298 One minute I'm painting fluffy white clouds, the next I gotta go out of state. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5299 Would you believe he forgot his backpack? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5300 RUN…NOW ! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5301 Sorry, until my friend gets off in the lobby, this thing can only go down. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5302 It only goes down…not up! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5303 You're in luck, the hippos just got off. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5304 How to ignore the elephant in the room: Isn't that a cat behind you? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5305 It’s a circus in here! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5306 I’m bringing up the elephant that was in the room 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5307 Hey, we don't have to talk about the elephant in the elevator. In fact, we don't have to talk at all, it's an elevator. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5308 must we address the elephant in the room... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5309 Some guy in the lobby told me there are bananas on the fifth floor. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5310 Shh, don't mention it. I think he's packing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5311 Sorry, you'd take it over the weight limit. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5312 The giraffes decided to take the stairs 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5313 It’s going down. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5314 I guess this explains why your elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5315 ELE-phant, ELE-vator? It's all semantics. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5316 Sorry, only 2 unrelated people maximum allowed 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5317 He gives a lot more emotional support than a dog. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5318 Are you the poop-scooper? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5319 it’s full. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5320 Hi dude! Why do you have an elephant? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5321 This is my new girlfriend. We met at a trunk show. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5322 We are going out. The elephant’s tired of always being in the room. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5323 There's no room unless you want to ride in the trunk? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5324 When in Austin… 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5325 Which room would you like it to be in? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5326 Always room for one more—unless you also happen to be packing a pachyderm. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5327 Gas prices, right! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5328 I couldn’t stand having it in the room anymore! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5329 C'mon, Tim, what's the problem? The maximum occupancy is 12. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5330 They’re both friendly. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5331 Never mind her. Let's talk about the 70's GOATee in the r-uh, elevator!" 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5332 We're back from our date at the old watering hole! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5333 You might want to wait for the next one. I just farted in here. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5334 I started using them to avoid wearing a mask. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5335 He takes the phrase, “elephant in the room “ quite literally. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5336 I'm a Democrat: there are no elephants in my room! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5337 Well, being a mahout is cool and all, but this elevator gig at least pays. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5338 You might want to wait for the next elevator. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5339 This one's for Dave's toupée. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5340 Afraid of the elevator making it to my floor? No, why? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5341 They never tell you what to do with the elephant once you get it out of the room. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5342 I wanted to take the stairs, but they insisted. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5343 No matter what I do, it's always in the room. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5344 He followed me home. Just don't mention it. #The Caption Contest Maury Hopson, New York 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5345 We felt like it was needed in the board room 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5346 Sorry Bill, You’ll have to take the next one. Carls afraid of rats 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5347 Is this floor the peanut gallery? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5348 Come on in; there's plenty of trunk space 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5349 There is no elephant in the room! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5350 Sorry we’ll exceed the 2,500 pound weight limit! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5351 I'm taking him to EEmergency as he's lost a toenail. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5352 Believe it or not,there are plenty of elephants in the closet. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5353 It says max capacity 5 persons so elephants don't count 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5354 I'm taking him to the park for some exercise. He had been in the room far too long. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5355 I keep forgetting my apartment number. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5356 Did you bring a shovel?? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5357 I'm taking them back to their rooms 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5358 My next meeting is going to be a doozy 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5359 We left because they refused to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5360 I have a delivery for “The Room.” 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5361 That awkward run-in with the upstairs neighbors... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5362 He has just landed this job after incarceration: was in circus 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5363 Is the living room on this floor? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5364 The “elephants in the room” wanted a bathroom break. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5365 If you think this place is a dump you should see what's behind Jumbo. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5366 Yeah, I know. But he needs to go for a walk. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5367 I’ll take eight letter words that start with “Ele” for $500 please. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5368 If you get in, I think we'll be over the limit. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5369 No one wanted to acknowledge the elephant in the room, so I'm taking him where he'll be more welcome. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5370 He didn't want to take the stairs. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5371 It was the only way to address the elephant in the room. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5372 Sorry many, I think that we are at the weight maximum 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5373 I thought the building didn't allow pets. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5374 Don't Worry! He's quiet and we're only staying for one night! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5375 Heading up to the zoo? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5376 What's that strange smell? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5377 I hope you're heading for the ground floor. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5378 You're right. Usually, she chooses a bigger room. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5379 Sorry Gene, I don't have any more room for you in my life. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5380 I had been ignoring elephant in the room for too long! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5381 He likes hearing talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5382 We're heading to the pedicure shop in the lobby. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5383 What floor is this? I'm late for our Zoo meeting. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5384 Sorry, this one’s going up 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5385 You’ll need to wait for the elevator with gnats. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5386 Step way back. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5387 This has become much more difficult since the building became nut free. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5388 It's called the elephator, stupid 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5389 A resident wanted the elephant out of their room. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5390 Yes, I'm familiar with the phrase '...in the room.' Why do you ask? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5391 Well, she will not be a bull in a china shop! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5392 Social distancing is going to be a challenge. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5393 the elevator was going down too slowly 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5394 They’re both saying they have a room to be in, but they’ve forgotten which one. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5395 We can take one-hundred-and-thirty-seven pounds, not more. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5396 The elevator attendant won't do his job. He says they're paying him peanuts. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5397 You'll have to catch the next one. Apparently there's a mouse in the stairwell. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5398 You can try to squeeze in but I think were full. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5399 this party is going down. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5400 I think there’s something we need to talk about 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5401 Hills like white elephants 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5402 Do you have a garbage bag? I need to take him for a walk. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5403 These and my balloon hippos really keep the morning elevator rides enjoyable. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5404 It's not the drop, it's the droppings 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5405 Yes, hello, again. It’s her day to press the button. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5406 I'll be floored if this isn't a real letdown. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5407 Sorry, there's no room in this elephator. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5408 Is this the place for the trunk show? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5409 He's generally a polite guest but he really ought to start paying for the plumbing bills. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5410 We like your vibe -- and by "vibe," we mean that dick. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5411 No elephants allowed on the stairs. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5412 Separation anxiety. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5413 This elephant is for when you don't have a room. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5414 It’s getting late so I need to truncate this conversation. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5415 the certificate says it's safe for up to 8 people 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
5416 I'm still not ready to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5417 you will not even notice 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5418 It all started when I heard drumming noises coming from inside an old game box. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5419 You can board without the peanuts. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5420 They want to see us in our natural habitat before we become extinct. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5421 You may want to wait for the next one... the elephant ripped a REAL hot one. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5422 I meant what I said and I said what I meant, watch your toes. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5423 I know we discussed about bringing my work home, but do you realize how long we talked to get this out of Mr. Wilson’s room? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5424 The weight limit on the elevator is fake news 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5425 Sorry, your weight will exceed the limit. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5426 If you're not willing to address it then I'm taking it and I'm leaving! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5427 I'm just curious to see if that weight limit sign is really a thing. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5428 I was told to get the elephant out of the room. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5429 it is the jumbo test the removalists are coming 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5430 It will be best if he can have a room of his own. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5431 I'll let you in but no talking about the elephant in the room 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5432 it’s a bit wild in here.. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5433 He doesn't just stay in the room... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5434 And then there’s the elephant in the room 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5435 Sorry. We're at the weight limit. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5436 He was tired of just being in the room. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5437 We’re testing the weight limit. C’mon in. 1.1905 0.05476 63 51 10 1
5438 It's so totally not awkward every time we run into each other. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5439 It is damn noisy in here. Talk about deep breathing! OR ... Elevator weight limit safety test. ... Please take the next car. OR ... Thank God these guys are not tuskers! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5440 SCOTUS has expanded the kitchen 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5441 The room was getting claustrophobic, so we decided to take a ride. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5442 Elevator operator Ralph always remembers my floor 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5443 We're off to our saddle fitting 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5444 Are you sure he just wanted the trunk delivered without the elephant? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5445 It looks like you're going down. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5446 Fortunately, he uses the stairs for going up. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5447 Sorry, this is the freight elevator, the guest lift is just around the corner 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5448 Nah! Nothing to talk about dude. You? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5449 The stairs would kill him. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5450 I think we can under the radar of the no pets clause here. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5451 Going down, express. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5452 Did you want to address something? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5453 Suite 891 had an elephant in the room 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5454 They're for the other rooms! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5455 He couldn't stand the suburbs. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5456 Sorry. It seems we can only go down right now. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5457 Lots of heavy stuff going down. Try the next one. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5458 He's pretty introverted, so we came up with this costume. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5459 Do you want to be trampled up or down? 1.1905 0.04987 63 50 12 0
5460 Can you believe this guy says i should wear a mask? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5461 Some folks have service dogs 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5462 Sorry. The weight sign says only one elephant and one person. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5463 There's a great deal on pachyderms on the top floor. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5464 Gerald, remember what I told you about meeting another human being! 1.1905 0.04146 63 52 11 0
5465 It’s a completely different joke. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
5466 They pop out every time there is uncomfortable silence. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5467 See now? I told you it wasn’t in the living room. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5468 Hey! Don't worry there's still room. Eli you could scutch a little, and then there will be room. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5469 We left the party because nobody wanted to talk to the elephant in the room. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5470 She was just looking for a little acknowledgment. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5471 He wants to get out where he wouldn't be talked about. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5472 I told you we would never go up" 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5473 Hey, Joe. Got a shovel we can borrow? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5474 Doctor's only elevator. She's a pachydermatologist. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5475 Sorry, we’re going down! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5476 He said he lives in the Penthouse 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
5477 We’re leaving because you refuse to address the issue. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5478 We're trying every floor hoping one of them has a door big enough to get him back out. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5479 I don't want to talk a bout it. Take the next car. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5480 Welcome aboard...as long as you don't mind the smell of peanuts. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5481 I thought it was time to get rid of the elephant in the room. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5482 We finally took it out of the room. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5483 Look,I know the elephant isn't quite in the room yet,but I still think we should discuss it. 1.1897 0.05746 58 47 9 1
5484 We're headed to a trunk show. Want to come along? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5485 If your emotional support animal is a mouse, would you mind taking the next car? 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
5486 I had to get her out of the room somehow 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5487 The elephant has to get to the room somehow. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5488 Well it all started when Mr Memory here forgot which floor his apartment was on... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5489 Yes, we're going down. Going up is much more difficult. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5490 I met her on Safari, and my relationship grew and prospered. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5491 This is how they used to do it when they had the circus at Madison Square Garden. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5492 If you expect me to ask, 'WHAT elephant?' we aren't in The New Yorker. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5493 I ‘m sorry but he hasn’t forgotten the disco outfit. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5494 She wants to crash at my apartment. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5495 Thanks anyway, I think I'll take the stairs 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5496 It was love at first sight 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5497 Thanks, but it's not necessary. I should be waking up in about 20 seconds. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5498 There's still room to the rear" 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5499 it’s time for the annual cable check 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5500 "Forget something? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5501 I'm the human in the elevator. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5502 More room in a minute. He’s getting off on the next floor up. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5503 I thought if I took him from the room to the elevator, somebody might finally see him. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5504 My parents are against this mixed marriage but I know we can make it work. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5505 Don’t worry, I’m taking your big friend down. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5506 Do you happen to have any toe nail polish? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5507 Yeah, she simply said she'd take the room and let me keep the elephant. What elephant!? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5508 Babar, this dude looks like ... well, familiar. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5509 I’ve stopped taking steps to face the elephant in the room 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5510 She was eaten by a mammal. An Elephantator. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5511 With inflation so high I couldn't afford one in the room 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5512 I needed the emotional support. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5513 We finally talked about the giant elephant in the room. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5514 I've elected to elevate an eldritch element to eleven. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5515 I think I'm lost. Is there a counseling center on this floor? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5516 The blue cab is to the left. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5517 I just won't talk about it. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5518 My therapist said I should be brave enough to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5519 Can’t get the elephant out of the room… 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5520 The elephant in the room is a Republican. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5521 The floorwalker has to ask the young elephant to leave the store. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5522 Don't worry he's housetrained. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5523 Did those mice in 13B get loose again? 1.1892 0.05331 74 61 10 2
5524 I can see. That you are going down 1.1892 0.04584 74 62 11 1
5525 There wasn't room for him in my apartment anymore" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5526 Should you decide to get on, management assumes no responsibility for any damage that may occur to your toes. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5527 He’s really friendly and clean, and he’s not a gorilla. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5528 My wife didn't want me to talk about the elephant in the room, so I'm bringing him over to your place. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5529 According to the plaque, we can fit another 152 lbs. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5530 Sorry, folks on Nine wanted him out of their room. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5531 Act like you have been there before. Get in” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5532 Second floor, peanuts. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5533 I thought we'd do a little apartment hunting before we head to the zoo. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5534 Her name is Ellie and you're at the freight elevator. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5535 We're going up to touch the sky and won't be back until the fourth of July. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5536 Don’t worry he relieved himself on the way in! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5537 Common side effects may include… 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5538 There’s plenty of room if you ignore the elephant. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5539 Yeh, it is a little cramped but I never forget the floor I need now. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5540 Umm… is this the elephanth floor? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5541 Certificate of inspection is next to the bag of peanuts 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5542 He outgrew the room. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5543 I told him I ate all the peanuts 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5544 Yeah, but the tenant board called the limit speciest. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5545 Save yourself, I’ve been listening to Baby Elephant Walk for the last 82 floors. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5546 You think this is really the best place and time to address it? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5547 And as I already told you, we need to deal with our disagreement 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5548 The 800 pound gorilla was taking up too much space so this elephant has to go into storage. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5549 They are going to 1006. Something about being the elephant in the room 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5550 I couldn't find any spare closets. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5551 It’s the zoo’s costume party. I’m actually a zebra. She didn’t wear anything. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5552 Their pets department is bitchin'. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
5553 What elephant in the lift? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5554 Trunk show on 12, going up." 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5555 Oh, that's just my downstairs neighbor. He remembers everything except which floor he lives on. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5556 Nobody talks about him. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5557 At the risk of raising the obvious ... 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5558 Come on in - there's plenty of room. Do you know which floor the Volkswagen dealership is on? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5559 The Elephant is taking up too much room 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5560 My friend really needs to use your bathroom. Is that okay? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5561 There’s always a hidden flaw in the guidelines. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5562 Our upstairs neighbor does NOT wear heels at 2am 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5563 Pull my finger. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5564 If you get on ...we won’t be going up. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5565 Are you going up to the intervention on the eighth floor? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5566 Well, it's a heck of a lot better than him being in the room. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5567 Yeah, I smell peanuts, but I don't see any elephant!" 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
5568 No elephant in this room. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5569 In my flop era 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5570 I promise I won't exceed the weight limit Laurie Dickstein-Fischer, Needham, MA 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5571 Try the stairs. There’s less awkward conversations. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5572 They’ve decided to talk about the man in the room. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5573 Do I really need to tell you what direction we’re going? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5574 What do you mean there's no more room? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5575 The elephant is no longer in the room. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
5576 Sorry, I think we've reached the weight limit 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5577 Just don’t mention the elevator in the room. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5578 Wow Man !!! Republicans are everywhere! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5579 I have exceeded the weight limit and must get off 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5580 He's lucky I came along. Who knows how long he's been waiting for somebody to push the button for his floor? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5581 We forgot which floor we parked on. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5582 Republicans don't have bad plans for me, do they? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5583 Don't worry. We'll only stay till I find a job. And, I'll promise he'll always take the freight elevator. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5584 I sometimes have problems remembering my floor. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5585 It wasn't this awkward in the room. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5586 It's time we talked about the elephant in the lift. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5587 She’s my service pet and the coop assures me no bylaws are violated. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5588 WOW! Now that's an emotional support animal! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5589 No. Gray. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5590 Would you mind stepping aside,I'm moving the elephant out of the room. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5591 She's a solid Democrat! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5592 She doesn't identify as freight. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5593 If you can get past the smell it’s surprisingly more roomy than you might think. Hop on in! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5594 I'm the supplier to call when you want to address an elephant in the room. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5595 He's going to his room. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5596 Yeh, we finally talked about it. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5597 He says he LIKES elevator music. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5598 Well, we’re only filled to capacity if you can see him. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5599 Try as I may I can only get this elevator to go down." "I 'm sorry, but this elevator can only go down." 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5600 There’s room next to the giant pile of dung. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5601 If you’d like to address him, he goes by Chet 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5602 I don’t think there’s really anything left to discuss 1.1875 0.04092 64 53 11 0
5603 I know what you're thinking, and yes. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5604 Okay, keep your damage deposit and phooey to you! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5605 Overall they’re great city pets.” 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5606 Let's go. I've got our rides. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5607 We're on our way to travel to get a new trunk. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5608 Oh, that reminds me..I left my suitcase in the trunk. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5609 How many times do we have to hear the elevator pitch about putting free peanuts in the break room? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5610 He always remembers which floor I’m on. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5611 Sorry,this is the animal express elevator to the Macy's parade. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5612 We finally talked about the elephant in the living room. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5613 Come on in! I got on at the 40th floor. So far, so good. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5614 Wait until we're done load testing. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5615 I kept forgetting my elevator speech, so I brought him along. He never forgets! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5616 Oh, you meant ELEGANT! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5617 No, I’m not a trainer. I’m a ventriloquist. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5618 The lease says ‘no cats or dogs’ 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5619 Sorry, they are my new fosters. I just always have to address it for some reason. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5620 There would be more room in here if they didn’t allow elephants. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5621 There is something we need to discuss 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5622 Elephino how he got in here?! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5623 We're going up. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5624 If you are going down I think we can squeeze you in, if you’re going up we have reached our weight limit. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5625 Your turn, the elephant’s been in my room too long…. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5626 Just tell him your floor, he’s very polite and doesn’t try to start awkward conversations. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5627 As you can see, we're already pached in here. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5628 Just pretend you don't notice him. He is between rooms. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5629 Can you feel the love? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5630 Trying to get him out of here before the board meeting starts 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5631 I’ll be happy to trade places with you. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5632 Where's room 120? He's got a gig tonight. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5633 The load limit on the certificate is correct. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5634 "Elephant in the room? Hilarious. Never heard that one before. Almost as funny as me feeding,watering,bathing,and cleaning up all day long for 32 wasted years of my life. You know who NEVER forgets the elephant? Me! So thanks for the reminder. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5635 It is safe; come in. The maximum capacity is 3 adults per time. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5636 I'm taking her up to meet the folks so she's a little nervous. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5637 Can we talk about the elephants in the room?? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5638 We're headed to the roof so he can try out his ears. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5639 I'm going with these guys, Darryl. And that's just the way it's going to be. Wild horses couldn't drag me away. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5640 Just don't mention they are here> 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5641 He is avoiding going out because no one addresses him in the room 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5642 I’m taking the elephant in the room with me. Now you can all talk about us. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5643 Well, he's out of the room, isn't he. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5644 I'm delivering the elephant ordered for the room. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5645 There's only me in here. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5646 Is this floor the peanut department ? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5647 Sorry, only room for two. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5648 Got any ideas Up or Down? How about Sideways! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5649 C'mon -- he's always dreamed of being The Elephant In The Room. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5650 Don’t say anything. Do you know how much work it took for them to trust electricity after that whole Thomas Edison thing? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5651 After getting him in here, the living room should be a breeze. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5652 Up is not happening. But down -- you'll never find a faster ride. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5653 There are free peanuts in the break room! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5654 Sorry, man, but my son isn't getting off. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5655 Yup. Getting them in was the easy part. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5656 Sorry bud, it’s pachyderm-ed in here. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5657 If I leave my elephant in the elevator he'll get lonely. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5658 Actually, everyone mentions the elephant in the elevator. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5659 We're on our way to the climate change meeting. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5660 He misses being The Elephant in the Room 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5661 I thought he would liven up elevator conversation. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5662 This is the elephant in the elevator; you want the elephant in the room. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5663 He's not your typical elevator operator, but he works for peanuts. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5664 We were kicked out of a two bedroom walk-up. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5665 Have you seen my elephant anywhere? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5666 Do you have a couple of boxes of dog poop bags you can spare? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5667 I think u should take another elevator due to monkey pox 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5668 Don't worry, the limit is six people. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5669 I keep forgetting which floor to go to,so I bring him along. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5670 Turns out, “Elephator” isn’t a typo. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5671 I think it's high time to talk about the elephant in the room! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5672 Please, just don’t mention him. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5673 Did you just assume his weight? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5674 Well… the meeting was going good until I addressed the elephant in the room 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5675 It’s the mental weight that’s really pushing us over capacity 1.1852 0.05654 54 47 5 2
5676 What's grey, huge and doesn't have room to stampede? Elephant on an elevator. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5677 I'm sorry but you can't get on until we address the issue of the elephant in the elevator 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5678 She's just along for the ride. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5679 It's an elevator ride you'll never forget. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5680 Not going up. Not going down. Just stuck.... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5681 Fifth floor. Wild animal hides” 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5682 Why are you looking at me like--wait, there's an elephant behind me, isn't there? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5683 Elifino! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5684 Are you heading up to the ivory tower? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5685 .. nope...not interested in your pitch - unless you've got a broom , do you have a broom ? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5686 His favorite amenity is the rooftop pool. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5687 We upgraded to a one-bedroom, but we had no idea what to do with all the extra space. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5688 I guess this is the exception where we don’t discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5689 He's here to be in your room. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5690 I just had to bring some work home, OK? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5691 I could not find my suitcase but I found this trunk! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5692 We'll drop off his trunk and meet you in the bar. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5693 I thought this might be more fun than dealing with it in the room. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5694 DUDE, NO ROOM FOR THIS BULLSHIT...OR YOU 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5695 There's room for you if you're not carrying a trunk 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5696 Ivory tower, going up! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5697 God, you wouldn’t believe the demand for these things. At the end of the day, every conference room in every business setting will call one out for a demo. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5698 Can I borrow a cup of peanut’s? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5699 But you said I coud bring a friend with me ! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5700 It’s just a metaphor, you’ll be fine 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5701 What are you not saying ? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5702 Yeah, I been hanging with a different herd lately. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5703 Heard you could use an elephant or two in Your room. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5704 Is this "Lingerie" third floor? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5705 Which floor has peanuts? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5706 Sorry I’m late, she kept pressing all the buttons. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5707 He really doesn't like the stairs. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5708 I’m the dumbo who got in 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5709 He is hiding From the GOP. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
5710 I'm sorry but we're full up. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
5711 I need to stop putting off awkward conversations until I'm in enclosed spaces. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5712 There will be another elephantator along shortly 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5713 I thought we should take our relationship to the next level. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
5714 It’s an extreme form of bliss. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
5715 It's part of a new initiative to increase the biodiversity in the city. Next week we get lemurs. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
5716 No one would talk about him, so we left the room. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5717 He was going to move in until we realized his cage has more space, so now I'm going to be his new roommate. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
5718 He helps me remember where I parked. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5719 Delivery of what nobody wants to talk about. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
5720 Of course. Nothing else is in here yet except me. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
5721 I forgot the donkey but it’s clear to me that you’re a diehard republican 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
5722 Are we gonna talk about the elephant in the elevator? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5723 It gets to the ground floor so much faster now 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5724 Sorry,this elevator only goes DOWN. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5725 I forgot what floor. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5726 I’m bring him up to the room. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5727 Just testing the weight limit. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5728 My friend needs a room. Elephant in an elevator just does not cut it. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5729 My gig job is terrible but my roommate doesn't mind. I'm workkng for peanuts." 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5730 I'm thinking about subletting the Ringling apartment and Horton has been kind enough to show me around. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5731 What floor are pet supplies on? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5732 You wouldn't happen to have some peanuts, would you? Like, about 20 lbs? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5733 next car, please. we're in a real rush to see the ENT. Betsy here got her right ear super-glued to our maple tree. the kids thought it would be harmless fun but she's been trumpeting non-stop ever since. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5734 No. You'll take this one. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5735 If I have to be in the office then my emotional support megafauna comes with me. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5736 I was tired of the elephant in the room, so this is where I keep him now. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5737 If only I could get him to a room… 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5738 You’’d better not step on. I don’t think the elevator could take the extra weight. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5739 He doesn't seem to understand, this isn't a "room." 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5740 Use the other cars for going up. This car is going down....fast! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5741 The print shop said black & white or red - no pink. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5742 Harold never used his camera on Zoom meetings, but he’s back in the office now. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5743 They say to ignore the elephant in the corner but no one talks about how difficult that is in practicality. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5744 I expect the inflation will be transitory 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5745 I got sick and tired of hearing about the elephant in the room. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5746 It's over,Michael. "The elephant in the room! The elephant in the room! " What did you expect? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5747 Getting him in the elevator was easier than getting him out of the room. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5748 he's not as big as he looks, plus he remembers your floor everytime! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5749 We got it this far. Now, how do you get the elephant into the room? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5750 I'm glad we're not doing CGI for the new 'Babar' reboot, I just wish we'd found a hotel closer to the set. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5751 Get help. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5752 It's not called the DUMBO New York neighborhood for nothing. . 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5753 Don’t come in here it smells like peanut farts in here 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5754 They told me that It Will disappear if we don't Talk about It 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5755 The part no one sees: the ride to the room” 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5756 I'll wait." "Don't mention it. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5757 Now on this floor, we can definitely see the man in the room. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5758 I’m not the ‘Elephant in the Room’! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5759 Even without needing a mask only two passengers are allowed at a time. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5760 He was hiding in the refrigerator. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5761 He was ignored too many times in his room upstairs 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5762 He followed me home from the convention. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5763 Had a loose conveyer belt. This fixed the problem. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5764 Come in if you want, but we are definitely going down! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5765 Hi. We are here for the herd mentality support group meeting. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5766 Turns out it's not just fridges. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5767 You’re welcome to join, but it’s a circus in here. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5768 The main benefit is, when I pass gas in here I can blame it on him. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5769 Can I borrow a bathtub of peanuts? 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
5770 Somebody say something about the elephant in the room? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5771 Let's talk about the elephant in the elevator 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5772 I’ve always tried dealing with the elephant in the room… but I never saw this coming. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5773 I thought Dumbo could fly. It's time to get the elephant out of the room. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5774 Unfortunately he hates the first floor! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5775 Don't worry, I've had him on a strict diet since last year's crash. Wait, how much do you weigh? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5776 What floor is the conference room on? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5777 Would you like to address something? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5778 Just ignore it, step right in. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5779 The elephants would like to come into the room”. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5780 He says he want to visit the five blind men on the tenth floor. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5781 Nobody ever wants to discuss the elephant in the elevator. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5782 My hippopotamus needed a companion while I'm at work. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5783 Normally, I take the stairs. 1.1818 0.04177 55 46 9 0
5784 It is a great small talk opener. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5785 He forgot his floor. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5786 There’s a room on the 25th floor he’s gotta be in 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5787 Yeah, I finally got him out of the room 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5788 Frank and I came to address the elephant in the room — your meth problem. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5789 I can't figure out why going down is so much faster than going up. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5790 Pets allowed! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5791 I thought so... but starting to seem it can no longer Go UP 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5792 I tried to ignore the elephant in the room but then,like,what if it needs to go outside? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5793 Could you take the next one. They're a little claustrophobic. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5794 I graduated from Harvard. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5795 He said he never forgets a friend with a beard 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5796 I wouldn't step to the rear of the car. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5797 The elephants are about to go down to play the slot machines, see the Tigers and eat some peanuts. We will be back - 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5798 I had a peanut butter sandwich for lunch. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5799 Sorry. This elevator is for Africans only. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5800 Going down? That's our only option." 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5801 It’s a hipper version of “the elephant in the room”… 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5802 Republican : let's talk about the elephant in the room. Democrat: what elephant? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5803 Yes, I believe we have exceeded the maximum weight capacity! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5804 I’m delivering it to the living room in 3C. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5805 He is so excited because he has always wanted to be the elephant in the room in a tense situation! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5806 How long what has been in the elevator? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5807 I'm going to see Lion King, you want to come? 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
5808 Actually, we just go down. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5809 She was told there were nuts on this floor 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5810 Thank goodness he's finally house broken. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5811 I'm just heading out for a walk, can I borrow about 300 doggie bags? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5812 I just rang and I was told there was a chiropodist here" 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5813 Sorry, I can't talk. There's an elephant and no room. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5814 I think we need to revisit our pet policy. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5815 I don’t care what everybody says…This guy forgot his room number. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5816 No problem. Come in-it's just one elephant this time. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5817 were going to the stampede, top floor, and then a dip in the pool 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5818 This elevator is six foot wide, but that's in human feet. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5819 The elevator is down the hall. This is the Dumbo-waiter 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5820 Are you bringing a visual into the room where there’s an elephant in the room? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5821 Nobody was talking about him, so I thought it best to get him out of the room. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5822 After we discussed it my girlfriend said we had to keep him in the elevator instead of our room. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5823 Going down is always easier. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5824 I told you that big things were in the works 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5825 ''Don't worry, he's as light as a feather." 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5826 Hey man, don't worry. This is just a dream. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5827 He's looking for his trunk. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5828 I’m sorry sir, but I think you’ll put us over the weight capacity for this ride. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5829 You may want to take another elevator. This one seems extremely slow. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5830 he wants in the room 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5831 He operates it on weekends. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5832 Looks pach-ed. I’ll take the next one. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5833 My apologies, we're training the elephant to be an Uvalde police officer. Might be a while before he comes out 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5834 Not to point out the obvious, but… 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5835 We done with y'all reps 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5836 He's my discomfort animal. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5837 Come on in but no donkeys allowed. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5838 Time to talk about it, huh? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5839 He gives a great elevator pitch. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5840 He weirdly committed all the companies on each floor to memory. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5841 Look. I heard this floor was wall to wall Democrats! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5842 Believe it or not, they forgot which floor they were going to. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5843 I am the Concierge therapist - We're roleplaying being in the elevator with other people. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5844 Is thi athe elephant intimate undergarment floor? 1.1806 0.04345 72 61 10 1
5845 Need an elephant in the room? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5846 I mean I’ve heard of an elephant in the room, but this is ridiculous. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5847 We couldn't find a room. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5848 He's upset because no one talked about him in the room. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5849 Brother!! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5850 Yes,this is the right elevator. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5851 Sorry, we're actually going up. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5852 I told the porter I would carry my own trunks. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5853 Could you please help me move my trunk out of here? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5854 How did you know I was a Republican? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5855 Full. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5856 Pretend you don't see the elephant in the room. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5857 Way down. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5858 He forgot what room he's supposed to be in. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5859 No, you turn around 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5860 He never forgets to press the button for the right floor 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5861 He forgot his room number. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5862 He's headed to 812, where they're trying not to discuss abortion. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5863 What floor is the Republican convention on ? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5864 It was actually the goatee in the room that HR wanted to address. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5865 We're going down, and down, and down! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5866 Just for fun, they'll be visiting all the floors above first tonight just to walk around. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5867 We have room in the trunk. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5868 It's trying to escape Trump Tower alive. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5869 Sorry, there's a little weight. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5870 Foraging remotely is okay, but sometimes it's better to be in the office. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5871 He's totally housebroken but it's the four walks a day that's a bitch. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5872 Give me a hand with my trunks and then we can address the elephant in the room. 1.1803 0.05964 61 51 7 2
5873 There’s room if you don’t mention it. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5874 I'm just bringing the elephant into the room 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5875 This is my emotional support elephant. I bring him everywhere 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5876 It's not to be confused with the one in the room. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5877 We looking for the GOP press conference to add some weight to the seriousness behind their platform. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5878 I'm addressing the elephant in the elevator 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5879 I guess none of you has an extra face mask? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5880 That’s all we talk about. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5881 Come on! Squeeze in. These guys will help you. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5882 I'm sorry this elevator only goes down. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5883 The computer print out say he runs full loads all day and literally works for peanuts. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5884 If the landlord asks, say he's an emotional support dog. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5885 Sorry, He is my inflatable pet Elephant 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5886 Ok the secret is out ,we are dating 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5887 No matter what button you press this one just goes lower and lower 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5888 Relax....Its OK, its the freight elevator. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5889 Peanuts, anyone? 1.1803 0.04680 61 52 8 1
5890 It sure beats taking the stairs 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5891 This elephant is so big he won’t even fit in the room. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5892 You might be able to fit under his legs if you’re in a hurry 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5893 Feeling better, thanks Larry. Little Grey has given me the power to face my fears. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5894 My emotional support animal really helps me deal with not just the commute but all the office politics. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5895 I know you didn’t want to talk about the elephant in the room so we’re moving out. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5896 You're the one who buzzed him in. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5897 He’s tired of being the only one in the room. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5898 Nobody told me the elephant could leave the room. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5899 It’s our elephant in the room service. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5900 They want to know what floor the lounge is on 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5901 We're going up to 1704. He's their elephant in the room. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5902 Um..."Do you need a little more Grey in the room?". 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
5903 It's time we addressed the elephants in the elevater 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5904 Can we finally talk about the elephant in the room ? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5905 I was scared to take the stair since they were full of mice. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
5906 Meet our new elevator liftman. He works for peanuts! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5907 6B wants an elephant in the room. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
5908 He’s an emotional support for my elevatophobia. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5909 I know it’s supposed to be metaphorical but I was trying to prove a point. I guess we are heading back to the zoo 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5910 No go, daddy-o 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5911 When you catch it on the way back down to the lobby, watch out for the mouse. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5912 You try taking 36 floors with Republicans 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5913 I thought you needed an elephant in the room! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5914 We're pachydermed 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5915 You'll never forget this experience. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5916 It's bring your elephant to work day. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5917 I know they were supposed to be at Madison Square Garden 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5918 They help me remember what floor to exit. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5919 I ate all the peanuts. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5920 Should we address the elephant in the room? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5921 We had to get him out of the room... No one wanted to discuss it... 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5922 All of the other rooms in America were already full. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5923 Going up, hopefully 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5924 I’m telling you, riding him has saved me hundreds, gas prices being what they are. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5925 New Tusks are in the basement. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5926 You can't imagine what a hassle it is to lug around a full 40 gallon doggy bag. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5927 Is there a bathroom on this floor! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5928 I’m sorry, he’s very claustrophobic. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5929 It says, "Limit 8 persons" so come on in. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5930 If I can get him out of the elevator, we'll be able to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5931 The Trunk show is on the 14th floor. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5932 I will not discuss the "Elephant in the Room" 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5933 Sorry man, the circus is already closed. But this elevator is made out of the same stuff as the clown car! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5934 I suggest you not stand in the back of the elevator. He's been eating lots of roughage. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5935 I know it's closer to a mauve but can we still talk about it? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5936 How would you test the lift? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5937 He’s my new therapy elephant! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5938 We’re experimenting with weightlessness. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5939 Okay Simon, enough is enough, we need to talk about the elephant in the lift 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5940 We’re going for bagels. Want one? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5941 You're right. It's time to talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
5942 Can you believe the downstairs neighbours complained again? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5943 You should've said you're not an elephant person. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5944 Please don't tell the manager I have a pet. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5945 Well, at least it isn't in "the room" anymore. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5946 Forget up or down; I'm stuck on in or out! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5947 Happily, elephants are not excluded from pet restrictions. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5948 My support elephant eliminates the risk of infection from other elevator riders. And the rides down have never been faster! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5949 Sorry man. Trying to get this out of the room before my wife gets home from work. She said that she wanted to have a "talk" tonight. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5950 C'mon, lots of room behind. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5951 We hate taking the stairs. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5952 There is no way to address the elephant in the room in an elevator speech. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5953 He would love to go out, but we're still in quarantine. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5954 Could you hum Debussy's s Jimbo's Lullaby one more time? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5955 We need to address the elephant in the elevator 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5956 Let's change the subject, OK? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5957 Sorry. There's a two ton weight limit so you'll have to wait until the next one. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5958 No, what I said was There's no ROOM in theELEVATOR. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5959 I think we can take one more. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5960 It wouldn't be so crowded if they didn't have so much junk in their trunk 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5961 He always brings me down. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5962 It’s the elephant in the elevator 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5963 I’m glad we talked it through, but he’s got another room to be in. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5964 He got tired of being in the room, so taking him out for a walk. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5965 Please don't say anything - I'm supposed to use the freight elevator. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5966 Turns out these elevator weight limits aren't absolutely accurate. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5967 What floor are the peanuts on? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5968 Did you see how narrow that stairwell is? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5969 That's my service animal. We have our own elevator. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5970 Take the stairs. It smells like insurrection in here 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5971 Elton and I are going out for a beer. Wanna join us? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5972 I won't be seeing you anymore, Steve. They want me to join their party. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5973 Have you been tested? We have. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5974 I'm taking them out of the room. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5975 The arrow may say we're going up, but believe me, we're going down. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5976 We’ve been stuck in there all night! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5977 How can I possibly be expected to keep a six-foot distance in here? 1.1786 0.05164 56 48 7 1
5978 Get in. They’re called pachyderms for a reason. 1.1786 0.05759 56 46 8 1
5979 C’mon…we can fit you in since you don’t appear to have a trunk. We’re going down of course. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5980 The elephant has been in so many rooms—he wanted to try something different. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5981 Ironically, I still need to use packing peanuts 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5982 It’s so hard to find a building that accepts pets. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5983 We're testing this elevator's weight capacity. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5984 It’s okay for Dumbo, living on the 31st floor, but when his parents visit it always causes a problem. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5985 We're leaving. Everyone at the party was ignoring Chuck. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5986 Is Trunk Club for Men on this floor? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5987 Sorry, this elevator is at its weight limit. Take the next one. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5988 '"I suffer from claustrophobia, so Jumbo here is my emotional support animal." 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5989 I spoke to the “elephant in the room” and now he follows me everywhere!” 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5990 Thanks for that. I really enjoyed myself. Been curious a long time. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5991 We're going down. I have no idea how he got up there to begin with. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5992 Are you sure you really want Trump in the room? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5993 The building doesn't allow dogs or cats. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5994 I kept forgetting my floor. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5995 Fly on forehead. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5996 He’s my post COVID friend. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5997 Just came from the trunk sale 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5998 Sorry there's no room, but hey, we should definitely elect more Democrats to fix the stairs! 1.1774 0.04891 62 53 8 1
5999 He's really good at remembering the color of the floor we parked on. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6000 No, I don't want to discuss the elephant in the room or the elevator. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6001 I know the ‘up’ arrow is lit, but for some reason we’ve only been going down 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6002 If you’re looking for awkward situations, they’re on the 3rd floor 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6003 Buddy, I’d take the next one but it’s up to you. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6004 I'd offer you a lift but a gastric indiscretion has occured. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6005 He gets sick of staying in the living room. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
6006 The elephant followed me out of the room and into the elevator. Want to talk about the elephant in the elevator? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
6007 You might want to wait for the next car—too crowded for social distancing. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6008 LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6009 Let me just give you my elephant pitch 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6010 I figured Covid- distancing didn’t matter riding with these guys. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6011 I've been waiting to go up and see my family for two days. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6012 Hey, wanna see my elephant? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6013 The elephant in the room has to feed the parking meter outside. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6014 Doc, for some reason, continuing discussion of my problems into the hall triggers my claustrophobia.. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6015 It wasn't so bad when it was just him and me in a real room. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6016 I know, its definitely harder to ignore him in here. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6017 We seem to be going down, for some reason. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6018 My dog is at the vet 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6019 This one goes to Elevance Health 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6020 You'll have to wait, I've got to drop this big guy off to the corporate Title IX hearing. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
6021 He brings a certain familiar malaise. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6022 Yup, going down, just like the political party Dumbo here represents. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
6023 No trunk room 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6024 Wow. I really should have taken the stairs. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6025 No,Fred. We wanted your best elevator pitch. 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
6026 I'm sorry, we just reached the 6000 lbs limit. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
6027 please call the fire marshall, the maximum weight capacity for this elevator has been exceeded by several metric tons 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6028 Shift happens when we dare to acknowledge the elephant before it makes it to the room. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6029 I thought he’d be harder to avoid talking about here. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
6030 This is my new service elephant. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
6031 We are testing the weight limit of the elevator. Come on in. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6032 Taking the elephants to the room. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6033 She’s an emotional support animal. I have trouble seeing the elephant in the room. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6034 We need to talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6035 Actually, I am hoping to go up. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6036 Jump in. It apparently has no weight limit. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6037 The escalator was broken. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6038 I addressed him in the room, and it turns out he just wanted more peanuts. So now we going out for a beer. Join us?" 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6039 I understand you wish to place a Trunk Call 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6040 No,sir. I had to take out the giraffe first. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6041 We're going to the menagerie level. 1.1765 0.04657 68 58 9 1
6042 I finally moved the elephant out of the room 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6043 That's. No problem I think I'll wait for the pachyderm to take the ride to parking garage. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6044 Supply chain shortage of ballast weights? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6045 Let’s discuss the elephant in the room… or let it take you for a ride? 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
6046 She bought the penthouse with her settlement from the circus. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6047 If I don’t get them out at least once a day it’s like a rampage in my flat. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6048 ‘Apologize... we’re still social distancing. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6049 I’m taking him up to the Republican National Committee to submit some talking points on climate change. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6050 This is what you'd look like if you were black. Or an elephant's ass. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6051 Just pretend it's a giant stuffed animal. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6052 Is this the floor with the trunk show? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6053 The Condo Board may have banned cats and dogs, but the covenants don't say anything about elephants. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6054 In an effort to cut costs, they hired a new bell hop that works for actual peanuts. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6055 Sorry, but I am trying to go UP but the elevator seems to have a problem when the door closes & it tries to move! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6056 I know they say they never forget, but he couldn't remember which floor." 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6057 This elevator pitch seemes to be very havy 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
6058 It's just an imaginary elephant, come on!. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6059 'Her weight is the real elephant in the room.' 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6060 Sorry, he pushed the wrong floor. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6061 The express service doesn’t go up; only down. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6062 he makes the ride down so much faster. (whee!) 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6063 There’s still enough room for you. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6064 No, the casting call for the lion tamer is tomorrow… 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6065 sorry bro…we don’t fit women either! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6066 Service elevator ?” 🛗🐘 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6067 Here she is. Thanks for bringing up the gorilla. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6068 You’re not going to believe this but I get to keep my pet therapy- elephant because she is half chihuahua. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6069 He was getting nervous with everyone plainly ignoring him in the upstair's room, so I decided to take him out for a walk. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6070 The elephant in the room has relocated to the elevator. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6071 This is the express car going down. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6072 You've heard of the elephant in the room? This is worse. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
6073 I'm sorry Steve, Babar is too shy to meet you since he gained 5 pounds. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
6074 I think I’ll wait for the next car 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
6075 Care to help us solve this problem? 1.1757 0.04241 74 63 10 1
6076 Coco did her business, but you’re gonna have to take Samson down again later. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
6077 'She barks but she doesn't bite.' 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6078 I got tired of talking about the elephant in the room. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6079 Given the high price of fuel these days, it’s a good transportation alternative… 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6080 He wanted out of my room 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6081 The elephant in the elevator is the really uncomfortable one. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6082 Well,I finally got him out of the room. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6083 If you don’t mind his ear on your shoulder… 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6084 I thought if I removed the elephant from the room, we could finally talk. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6085 For the life of me man, I can't figure out why I keep smelling peanuts? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6086 No the landlord's not upset, we just don't mention it 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6087 For this Project Runway look, I created a hip jazz cat look 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6088 The capacity specifies ten "persons." 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6089 Sorry, but can you help my friend fit through the door 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6090 Always room for one more, right, Buttercup? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6091 Don’t say it! He’s very sensitive. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6092 There’s plenty of room, but watch would you say. The walls have ears. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6093 You called for our Green New Deal Carbon Neutral Recycled Water Shower Special? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6094 Thought I pressed up, but we’re going down. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6095 Are you under 75 pounds? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6096 Just ignore him and we'll be alright, or not." 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6097 I'm so sorry, we've already exceeded the weight capacity. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6098 Looks a bit full in there? I don't want to talk about it. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6099 Please wait for the next lift, this one is Pachydermed. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6100 Would you please inform the concierge that I'll be needing four gallons of grease? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6101 Happy World Elephant Day. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6102 Found her wandering around by the laundry room and I was pretty sure she was the one I'd seen with you. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6103 They are my upstairs neighbors. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6104 The lease says no cats or dogs above the first floor 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6105 Wait! The elephant is not in the room yet. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6106 These elephants are now looking for a new gig since the circus fired them. They are now hoping the Republican Party can find work for them. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6107 The Elephator Always Dings Twice. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6108 Are you asking if we "are" going up, or "trying" to go up? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6109 Thanks for watching my elephant last week" "Don't mention it 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6110 Rosy didn’t take into account that the elevator would take this long. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6111 She’s got lost again? I thought you said she could find her way home on her own. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6112 She’s an expert weight limit tester. I’m just here to push the buttons. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6113 Is this the floor with the floor that does the mani pedi’s? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6114 We're calibrating the weight capacity 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6115 Wow! So this goes all the way up AND down?! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6116 Have you seen three blind men? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6117 She’s claustrophobic. Do you mind taking the next car? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6118 ...Please don't go in the rear of the car without your boots on 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6119 Turns out there's a wildlife reserve on level 7 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
6120 I told him to take the escalator, but then he went rogue. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6121 Get in if you're less than 170lbs. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
6122 They are here for the Babar convention 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
6123 You have to wait for the next elevator; this one's over the weight capacity." 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6124 Now that we've solved our problem, he's got a new gig. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6125 I thought I'd bring the elephant in the room this week......! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6126 How about them Mets? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6127 Man, I had no idea that elephants could smell so bad! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6128 No way. If he goes back now, it's a life sentence. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6129 Don’t worry, Ray - she completed basic obedience training. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6130 We're meeting with the gorilla in the room, then the chicken to cross the road. 1.1746 0.05326 63 55 6 2
6131 They’re showing up all over the place. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6132 It's just unavoidable these days 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6133 Wanna see me make an elephant disappear? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
6134 I know it says the capacity is 10, but Bruno takes up some extra space. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6135 I am afraid this elevator is only going down. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6136 Is the trunk room on this floor? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6137 It’s overloaded. Half of him needs to get out. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6138 Sure,there’s 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6139 Come on in! It’s a big tent. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6140 ‘It’s all about the six feet in here.’ l d soderlind mpls, mn 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6141 No, I haven't addressed the elephant in the elevator. I don't know his name yet! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6142 We’re just testing to see if the weight limit is right 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6143 So, you ordered the elephant the room? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6144 Come again—what can’t we talk about? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6145 Just heading up to the room. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6146 I met an elephant on the elevator but that should'nt prohibit us from having safe sex. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6147 I guess they do forget sometimes. This one thought he lived on 6! And: Elevator? You play too much, man. What elevator? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6148 Once you’ve lived in an ivory tower, there’s just no going back 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6149 Technically, an elevator car isn't a room 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6150 Nope....nothing new here. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6151 Never mind i wait for the next elevator ", why? we have room for one more and another trunk". 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6152 So I've herd! you go'in up? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6153 Next car, bruh. We're a little crowded here. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6154 Top floor? We’re looking for the BIG top floor. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6155 Sorry, Dumbo's Going Down 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6156 What Elephant ? I watch FOX News 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6157 An elephant? No that's just my trunk. I don't believe in killing animals, so they left it intact 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6158 The elephant in the elevator is exponentially worse than the elephant in the room. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6159 He came as a baby with the house when we bought it. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6160 Management wants the elephant out of the staff meeting room. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6161 The elephant in the room got here first. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6162 Afraid not, down only. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
6163 I know you're a frizzy-haired drunk with a big red nose and are seeing pink elephants but the reality is I just shit my pants and I'm just standing here with my hands in my pockets acting like everything is cool........reeaallll cooooooolll Jack! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6164 Do you want to go big or go home? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6165 I've got a guaranteed way to grow hair on your chin, but there's one catch. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6166 You can come in but I am afraid we do not have any more space for a trunk. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6167 How do you think he gets in the room? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6168 Can you tell us which floor the pool is on? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6169 I need a couple of masks. One regular size and one very large. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6170 'You know in England they call this a a lift' 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6171 This elevator is only for heavy hangers 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6172 Now I can stop worrying about the elephant in the room. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
6173 Sorry he won't budge until he hears all of "Tusk " 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6174 There's room for one more but it could get awkward. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6175 He took the ‘ebony and ivory’ thing a bit too literally. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6176 Yeah, this moron hit every button with his big fat trunk and I live on the top floor. Thanks a lot jerk 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6177 Can you please make a sentence without using any words like 'elephant' or 'room' ? 1.1733 0.05155 75 63 9 2
6178 What floor is tree bark? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
6179 Due to your ongoing discussions with HR I think it's best if you don't address the elephant in the room 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6180 You think I feel comfortable sharing this elevator with these Republicans? You best wait for the next one. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6181 Oh, I thought he said take the elevator to the 5th floor. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
6182 Well, it beats finding him in my pajamas. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6183 Yes, there's plenty of room in here. Why do you ask? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6184 Everyone at the party made him feel like he wasn't even in the room. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6185 Come on in, but best not to discuss it. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6186 Ironically, sometimes I just forget he's there 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6187 Never mind the elephant in the room. Let's talk about the elephant in the elevator! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6188 Just be sure to check with the co-op board on that paint color. They can be sticklers. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6189 She is fascinated by the up-and-down sensation. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6190 Oh, him? No, elevator elephants are nothing compared to my last flat. You should have seen our elevator rhinoceroses. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6191 No,we can talk about it. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6192 It's more of a problem in some rooms than in others. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6193 The most important thing , is mind your toes !! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6194 Ha! I'm not falling for that old trick! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6195 Capacity, shmapacity. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6196 "Look Bill, I just don't want to talk about it." 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6197 This is safari the elevator goes. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6198 Humph, looks like one more person in there would make that thing plummet, but I'm in a rush. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6199 Still not ready to talk about it. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
6200 I kept hearing about the elephant in the room and decided to get me one too. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
6201 Don't worry, he doesn't drool. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6202 He is so tired of hearing the elephant in the room joke he refuses to come out. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6203 Oh there's a little space but its the weight limit I'm worried about 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6204 This is “the elephant in the room”, if only we can figure out how to get him there. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6205 There's something that's weighing heavily on me that I need to discuss. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6206 The Elephant In The Room has to get there somehow. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6207 Sorry, elevator's pachyed. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6208 I am so sorry, we don't want to exceed the maximum allowed weight. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6209 The front desk misunderstood. I don't want the Republican headquarters. I just want some peanuts. 1.1724 0.03995 58 49 9 0
6210 Come on in. You just have to walk among their legs. They only use their trunks to blow water on themselves. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6211 sorry, six feet already. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6212 He just likes to stand in the way and has no clue about all the problems he makes worse! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6213 I was tired of always having to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6214 Hey, you don't happen to know which floor Lin-Manuel Miranda lives on, do you? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6215 They finally decided to leave the room 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6216 It DOES pay well actually! So many people will just pay anything to get it out of the room 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6217 We do make the weight limit. 1.1724 0.03906 87 74 11 1
6218 Sorry, I forgot my mask. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6219 100% guaranteed we'll have a discussion. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6220 Turns out they do forget…which floor they get off. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6221 He’s tired of being the elephant in the room.” Lisa Peckler, Palo Alto, Ca 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6222 She says she thought it was an elephator. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6223 I'm taking him to the DOJ 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6224 They remembered where my office was! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6225 BIGGER THAN LIFE.. A VISON TO UPHOLD.. MY SOUFUL ASIDE.. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6226 They're playin' Ella Fitzgerald in here, man. I hit the trifecta. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6227 Heading down from management and they made me take him out again. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6228 For some reason, this one only ever seems to go down 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6229 Great sale on trunks on the third floor. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6230 He's positive this is his floor! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6231 No gas stations, no getting stuck in traffic jams, and he gets me around town for peanuts. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6232 Elevator's around the corner. This is the elephanter. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6233 Better take the stairs. I'm going to the penthouse, and there's no way these guys can get off. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6234 You can squeeze beside me in the frunk. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6235 It’s like a Tardis inside. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6236 You're going to need a bigger elevator. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6237 Is this the right floor for the peanut butter? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6238 My uplifting speech addressed the elephant in the—elevator to give us more —room. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6239 Seems like people who come in to the office these days are an endangered species. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6240 If you think the elephant in the room is awkward... 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
6241 We're on our way to Republi-Con. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6242 People say I don’t get metaphors so I came to prove them wrong. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6243 Eddie! What a coincidence! How did you know today was sponsored by the letter "E"? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6244 There is plenty of room; there isn't anyone else on the elevator 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6245 Sorry, testing requirements are crazy these days. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6246 It’s the new normal 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6247 The maximum capacity is one elephant. I’m risking it all. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6248 a trunkful... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6249 He’s for emotional support. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
6250 This one's the elephantor. You want the eleVAtor down the hall. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6251 They heard a certain poacher lives in the building. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6252 He thought it’d be funny to push every button on the way up. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6253 I just can’t remember which floor, and he doesn’t speak my language. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6254 Me or you? She says she'll let only one of us go to the ivory floor with her. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6255 He's searching for a mate. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6256 You'll fit okay on my next trip up - it'll only be a giraffe. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6257 I’m sorry, but wherever we go now our relationship becomes the elephant in the room. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6258 Why can't you be direct? If there's an 'elephant in the room', can't we discuss it? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6259 We're never going up 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6260 Nobody wants to talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6261 Horton is the florist upstairs. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6262 He became disenchanted with Republicans and is looking for a job. Do you know anyone who needs a mascot? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6263 If it can be pushed in, it can be brought out as well right? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6264 Can you see a way out of this nightmare? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6265 I forgot my trunk. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
6266 Didn’t you same you missed the big game? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6267 What? And leave show business? 1.1719 0.06514 64 57 3 4
6268 Finding a big enough _ _ _ _ bag is a greater problem 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6269 No, it's the elephant in the ELEVATOR. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6270 I told you we need to speak about the elephant in the room 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6271 I'm going to prove to you, once and for all, that all this media hype about how heavy elephants are is a lie! 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
6272 There are still a few rooms where I need to drop these off. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6273 Isn’t there an easier way to tell your family 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6274 Yes, going down. We were also evicted from the "Big Tent",..apparently there's no room for even us any longer. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6275 Sorry, we’re full. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6276 No you don't understand David,there's an elephant in the room literally. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6277 It's my sanctuary, man. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6278 My therapist warned me about the elephant in the room 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6279 I got him for peanuts! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6280 If we don’t talk about them, they’ll go away 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6281 He actually forgot which floor. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6282 I found a solution to the elephant in the living room 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6283 Seen anybody dragging an elephant leash? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6284 I wouldn't come in if you can't deal with the elephant in the room 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6285 He forgot which floor he was going to.... 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6286 They're investigating widespread elevator fraud. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6287 Do we really have to talk about it? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6288 This elevator isn’t moving and I don’t know why.” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6289 You’re too big to get on. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6290 These are the proverbial elephants in the room. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6291 Just wait a minute, he keeps farting... 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6292 I’m telling you man, this elephant dung is giving me flashbacks… 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6293 I told them I had a lot more than a trunk to move. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6294 "My boss is coming for dinner tonight, and I absolutely have to keep the elephant out of the room." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6295 Too hot in the kitchen, I guess. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6296 The team tried to ignore the elephant in the room,and then presto there were two! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6297 People keep referring to him being in the room and I've got to get rid of him. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6298 What? He doesn't just teleport into The Room. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6299 Let's talk about the elephant in the room. You voted for Biden - didn't you? I rest my case. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
6300 Well we're not going up, that's for sure. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6301 Is now a good time to talk about it? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6302 Welcome to the meeting of Young Democrats For Biden 2024." Just ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
6303 Sorry. We're over capacity. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6304 Yeah, the giraffe dumped me. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6305 Which one of these guys is oOtis?" 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6306 Elevators make me claustrophobic. He’s my service elephant. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
6307 Can't imagine you're going up? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
6308 Having her in the room is stressful enough but in here I almost feel the need to address the issue. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6309 Sorry , only couples. This is Noah’s Elevator! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6310 We're returning to his old stomping grounds 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6311 He’s tired of his old room. He’s now so famous he wanted a larger room to match his stature. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6312 It's an ELEvator PHANTom of the OPERAtor. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6313 You gave me an ultimatum and I chose the elephant. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6314 Oh! He just came from the room. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6315 Plenty of room. Just me in here. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6316 GOP heavies going down to Dante’s Bargain Basement” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6317 You can fit, but you'll have to address him first. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6318 Sorry, it's only going one way and that is downnnnnnnnn! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6319 Come on in and help us put the "pack" in "pachyderm." 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6320 Just don’t think about it. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6321 This was the elephant in the room. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6322 Sorry, going down. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6323 Turns out when you address the elephant in the room you have to take it home. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6324 I’m pretty sure we’re exceeding the weight limit, but I don’t want to body shame. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6325 I’m taking full advantage of the pets policy. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6326 at least they give us free pizza for coming back to the office full time after working from home for 2 years 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6327 Re-negotiating my salary has been going surprisingly well with the boss! Oh by the way, this is my emotional support animal, stompy 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6328 Somebody farted in the elevator. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6329 Don't worry the weight limit is 6 tons. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6330 This elevators only going down. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6331 Take the next one. There's a weight limit. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6332 How can there be an elephant in the room when there is no room? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6333 Sorry, but we’re already over the weight limit. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6334 The couple in the penthouse just got rid of the elephant in the room. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6335 The Republicans have moved in 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6336 Almost certainly going 'down'? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6337 He’s embarrassed because he doesn’t remember which floor he needs. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6338 If you don’t want to talk about it in the room, we can try in here. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6339 Unsurprisingly we're going down. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6340 On second thought,maybe we shouldn’t have addressed the elephant in the room. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6341 Sorry Can't take anymore. Covid Restrictions 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6342 My wife and I found this elephant in the room, so I thought I'd introduce him to the neighbors too. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6343 Did you ask room service for help in heavy lifting? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6344 The Elephant is not in His room. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6345 'We're going down to the first floor, then off to Africa. Go to the top and watch us get through the crowd, 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6346 They did warn me not to feed the elephants 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6347 On our way down. The Men’s Husky department had nothing he liked. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6348 Trust me, this one is only going down. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6349 Try harder! 1.1695 0.02595 59 53 5 1
6350 And please don't mention the you-know-what. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6351 He said he didn't want to be the elephant in the room. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6352 This is my friend Genealogy. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6353 Well,it’s cute, but can he breathe through it? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6354 Up? UP? You gotta be kidding me! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6355 It's a great neighborhood and we love the school. But Kimba and Lucy do miss their old back yard. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6356 He's our new agent provocateur, man. We ran out of recruits for gorilla theater. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6357 Don't worry he's technically not in the room 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6358 I don't know what you're talking about. Everything's fine. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6359 Goodbye, Vincent. Size matters. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6360 The mirror never lies. Which is the mirror? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6361 It's the little things in life. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6362 I think we’re in for the nite… you? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6363 Hop in, just make sure you don't touch her 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6364 There’s no room for you in here. There’s an elephant in here. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6365 No no no he’s a RINO. He’s being evicted. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6366 So you want to go to the top floor! Can you wait another...two or three days? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6367 There is room at the back but, trust me, you do not want to stand there! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6368 This is an exponential step beyond the one found in a room. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6369 Sbe wasn't forbidden by the Co-op rules so... 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6370 We’re in the middle of a weighty elevator speech. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6371 An African American Black Man looking at a white American man's white privilege 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6372 Why would we speak about weather when we have such elephant in the room? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6373 Tons of us want to go up. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6374 It's a zoo out there! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6375 Sorry, I’m guessing we’re already over the weight limit. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6376 EINOs get restless when Trump is on TV news. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6377 Doesn't matter which button you push. We're definitely going down. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6378 Going up, taking him to the room. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6379 I’ve been struggling with this weight limit thing since he moved in. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6380 Because you can smell the peanuts on his breath. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6381 We've decided to stop therapy and just let him stay. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6382 Would you trade your elephants for my shoes? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6383 No need to mention the elephant in the room. We’re in an eleph-vator. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6384 Tell Linda that me and the elephants are sorry about the Beer Nuts debacle last night. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6385 They think we’re going up, but we only ever go lower. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6386 What floor is the Vet? His peanut allergy is flaring up again. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6387 I seriously doubt this elevator can go up. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6388 It started with one, but I only felt emotionally supported once the herd showed up. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6389 You'll have to take the next elevator, because you weigh too much. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6390 It's a tight fit, but at least he is blocking the elevator music speaker. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6391 He just farted... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6392 No more secrets, let’s talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6393 Sorry, but lots going up to the criminal division. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6394 My first elephant had tusks, so we had to walk up the stairs. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6395 It’s ‘take your Loxodonta Africana to work day.’ The elevator ride is his favorite part.” 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6396 Actually its not even moving. But I’m afraid to tell them they’re overweight. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6397 She forgot which floor to get off. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6398 Sorry, but this elevator only goes up to the Penthouse! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6399 Nope, we’re going down. Obviously. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6400 « Glad to meet you Steven. This would be a good time to get rid of the elephant in the room... » 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6401 Uhh, delivery for the Financial Reserve? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
6402 This one is for those who really want to get down. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6403 We don't have to talk about it. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6404 I told him that, from now on, he should take the 'circus' elevator at the back of the building. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6405 This may look like an elevator but it's actually you in 6 months. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6406 This is a high IQ elevator. Sorry. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6407 Ironically, she forgot to get off on her floor. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6408 David Copperfield isn’t as high tech as you’d think 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6409 He loves playing hide and seek. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6410 I thought it was about a Volkswagen not an elevator 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6411 Nobody wanted to talk about the elephants in the room, so they're leaving. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6412 The condo allows emotional support animals 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6413 We're definitely not going up. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6414 Well, we used to have a Big Tent, but now.... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6415 Sorry Dude, this elevator goes straight down to the Trunk Sale. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6416 With Otis, I never get a word in edgewise.” 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6417 Of course I take him out for walks to do his business. Thank goodness there's always an empty dumpster available. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6418 I have to hide them from our landlord. My plan is to paint their toenails red and hide them in the Strawberry Patch out back 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6419 Would you mind taking Mildred on her afternoon walk? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6420 They're not called pachyderms for nothing. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6421 It's a birthday present for Mr Trump from The Rhino Society of America. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6422 Moving some trunks, be right back. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6423 Don't call my wife fat! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6424 Bet you $1 that trunk touches my butt as soon as the door closes. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6425 Yeah..come on in...You got any peanuts on you? These guys are weirding me out! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6426 Supreme Court’s up, we’re going down. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6427 We got her out of the room, but now she's stuck in the elevator. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6428 This is what happens when you finally discuss the elephant in the middle of the living room. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6429 Elly's moving to a sanctuary. She got tired of being the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6430 If it starts with an “e,” and it can’t fly, it’s not dumb-o. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6431 You can squeeze in but don't talk politics with him. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6432 Listen, we have to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6433 This elevator only goes to the Elephanth floor. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6434 We are an all inclusive rental service for meetings. George Sommerfeld, Greenwich, CT 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6435 These days I'm never surprised where I see them. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6436 The elephants in the room wanted the penthouse instead. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6437 I'm trying to de-escalate our argument after she brought up the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6438 That was a night that he will never forget. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6439 Your wife said to get the elephant out of the room. She needed more trunk space 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6440 Can't ignore him. He insisted on pushing all the buttons. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6441 You’ve heard of the elephant in the room….? Jill landsberg 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6442 Sorry, Covid restriction say only two passengers per elevator car 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6443 Just ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6444 Before you get in,I think we need to address something. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6445 You see elephants in here with me also, don't you? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6446 You should squeeze in. The big cats are on the next one. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6447 Can we not talk about it right now? Let's wait until we get to the room. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6448 Sorry, but you'll put us over the elevator weight limit. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6449 Pretend not to notice the elephant in the lift. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6450 Every time I ride, I can’t shake this phobia that the cable’s gonna snap. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6451 Yeah we’re full. You can see my companion elephant? Right? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6452 It beats me why there's room in here. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6453 Sorry, I can’t talk about it. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6454 Okay, the room is all yours now. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6455 Park the van and I’ll take Ralph up for his Botox. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6456 Whatever you do, don’t address it. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6457 Say hello to my man, Otis! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6458 It's all good, we've got tons of room. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6459 What, you think this is a joke? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6460 Sorry. The escalator was too narrow. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6461 Going up? Going down? Going nowhere! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6462 could you just scoot to the side honey? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6463 He really needs to use the bathroom. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6464 Yeah, but that was about the elephant in the room... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6465 Would you mind taking the next elevator? My pet only feels comfortable with me. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6466 I'm glad we finally discussed the 'elephant in the room' 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6467 He wasn't my first choice for a support animal, but now he's both support and security. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6468 There's one in every room, you know. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6469 I know you're expecting a "going down" joke, but I just wanted to see if I could stuff him in here. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6470 Don't worry, he's a lightweight. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6471 Since I never talked about the elephant in my room, I thought I'd give you an elephant not to talk about. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6472 Still not acknowledged. Will try again tomorrow. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6473 We need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6474 We settled on riding the elevator in place of reciprocal riding. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6475 “Caution: oversize load.” 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6476 Not really, everything became pretty clear in the meeting last week. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6477 It’s just erelefant! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6478 Someone said this room needed some elephants. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6479 Now you've seen ivorything! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6480 I poached these guys from corporate upstairs 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6481 just saw the mouse on nine 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6482 Henry, I’m very sorry. But size does matter. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6483 finally she admitted that there was an elephant in the room, now we're going to check out. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6484 No, it's an elephator. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6485 Sorry, Paul. I'd invite you to the party with us, but- Gaia said "no" in a lot more words that made sense. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6486 It was either "endangered" or the elevator. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
6487 She said I had to wait for her or else she’ll exact revenge on me later in life. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6488 At least we won’t have to awkwardly stare at each other for 30 seconds. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6489 Don’t worry Jim, they’re RINOs. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6490 Ok, you know what? He's so much more than an elephant in a room. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6491 Yeah, we’ve had a few delays but the petting zoo should be back up and running in a few months. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6492 My wife said she wouldn't be my emotional support animal so I found Greg. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6493 I think they call it a dumb-o-waiter” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6494 At least it’s not a bag of dicks… 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6495 It's not an Ele-vating experience, I'll tell you that 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6496 Who rescued who am I right? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6497 So you are my new upstairs neighbor… 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6498 Sorry, we're full, unless you've got a banana. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
6499 Want to show me which table this is for? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6500 Get a load of the trunk space! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6501 They make great pets once you get past the house training. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6502 I take social awkwardness to new heights. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6503 See how I solved the elephant in the room. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6504 You know where I can find really big plastic bags? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6505 I thought just identifying he was in the room would get rid of him. 1.1642 0.03743 67 57 10 0
6506 The elevator will be back as soon as the cables are repaired. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6507 This probably seems like an overly complicated way to commit suicide if you don’t know how much I hate this elephant and want him to die too. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6508 Our therapist is finally getting us to deal with the elephant in the room. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6509 He has to get out of the room occasionally 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6510 When we reach the lobby, I suggest you let him go first. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6511 We need its intelligence missing in the Republican National Convention upstairs. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6512 I'm hoping that the whole weight capacity thing is just an optional guideline. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6513 He has to be in the room soon 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6514 It's not what it seems 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6515 I’d rather you not bring it up 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6516 We still have some space, but the sign says either 12 people or 1 person and an elephant. So yeah… sorry.” 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6517 I forgot if we're going up or down. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6518 I’ll just take them for a brief forage in the neighborhood. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6519 Sorry there’s no room for you in this elevator - there’s an elephant in here! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6520 This is the elephant in the No-Room!! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6521 When you don't address the elephant in the room, he ends up here. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6522 This elevator only goes down. Try the one with the birds. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6523 It’s time you confronted the elephant in the room. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6524 We met on Hinge! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6525 'There's room for anyone who is willing not to discus other passengers." 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6526 I need your ladder and my saddle. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6527 The sign says the capacity is 12 people, so come on in. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6528 Donald Trump supplied him for the next storming of the Capitol. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6529 Yeah! Plenty of room! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6530 I need a shovel and a wheelbarrow. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6531 We are going to the penthouse to check out the floor plan for weight limitation. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6532 I tried to get the one behind me to turn around, but he wouldn't budge. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6533 Sorry, I think we’re already over the weight limit. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6534 hey.........I couldn't remember your address....... 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6535 How much do you love Elephants? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6536 Now, they're just putting us with the animals, and you want to complain about wearing a mask? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6537 You'll want the next car. My friend has the wind. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6538 The elephant in the room left when I did. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6539 Finally found a co-op that accepts emotional support animals. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6540 Yeah, just let them try ignoring the elephant in the elevator! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6541 I forget which forget which floor you're on. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6542 I couldn’t convince him to fly up here. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6543 You're right. Getting them to walk in backwards did hold up the elevator for a while. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6544 Do you know on which floor i can find peanuts, apples and hay? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6545 Sorry it's not too warm. I had a hard time climbing up the I-beam. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6546 Are the 4th floor elephants in the rooms ready for lunch? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6547 He swears his suite is on the 13th floor. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6548 White Cliffs of Dover? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6549 My job is to put an elephant in the room 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6550 It’s one way to get them out of the room. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6551 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CATCH THAT NEXT CAR. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6552 Let's just not talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6553 Any idea what floor the peanuts are on? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6554 Sorry, the escalator at Trump Tower was broken. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6555 Next stop is the Amazon River for R & R 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6556 He’s here to change rooms” 1.1639 0.05321 61 51 8 1
6557 We're both adults here. There's no reason we can't ride in an elevator together. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6558 Sorry it has to end this way but he never lets me forget who I really am Ray - a goatee kind of guy. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6559 We're headed for the living room 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6560 Well, mostly they're much easier to herd into the elevator than cats. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6561 Everyone talks about the elephant in the room. Nobody talks about how they fill up an elevator 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6562 I finally got this guy out of my room! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
6563 If I let you get on, we'll definitely exceed the weight limit. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6564 There's room, he's really the lift operator. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6565 Any room for us? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6566 The elephant in the room became my emotional support animal. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6567 It,s your turn to have “The Elephant in the Room” ! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6568 So this is take your pet to work day 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6569 Come on in--there's a capacity of six! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6570 There is room if you don’t mind BO. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6571 Unfortunately there’s only one elevator” R.Weingast New York,N.Y. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6572 yes, GOP headquarters next stop ... -what elephant? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6573 This is my room in the elephant. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6574 Just taking Jumbo out for a walk. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6575 What's the matter? No one here. Plenty of room, get in. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6576 He wants to go back to the zoo. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6577 Just got back from the honeymoon 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6578 Depending on how much you weigh, you may be able to get on! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6579 You may want to get the next one. There's someone in here with peanut breath -- bad. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6580 Not sure what this is about - obvious I was pressing the open door button. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6581 She’s stage ultimate plus one. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6582 If you're going to address him, maybe don't start by bringing up his weight. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6583 He was already in the room but he wanted more. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6584 If you want to talk about it, do it before its in the room 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6585 Sorry one more pound and we 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6586 They wanted to address the elephant in the room! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6587 Sorry. There are just too many elephants in the room to let you in. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6588 Nice to meet you, I'm Max Weight! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6589 is there an elephant in the room…? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6590 Don't ask, I'm taking the elephant to the room 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6591 How do you tell the difference between an Indian and African Elephant ? One of them is an elephant 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
6592 There is only room for smalltalk here. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6593 I'm black and submerged in a racist cartoon. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6594 Elephantasized a pachydermination to get on yet forgetting somehow how he'd get back off. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6595 He just want to fly from the roof. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6596 You won’t believe how I got him in here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6597 Sorry,I forget my shovel and Hefty bags for the walk, so we have to go back up to get them. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6598 What makes you think I have an issue with your elevator etiquette? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6599 We’re trying to go up. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6600 Have you heard of”the elephant in the room?” 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6601 Harry Belaphante? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6602 I now know how many can fit. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6603 Don’t expect conversation. There’s nothing to talk about in here. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6604 She's claustrophobic. Can you show us the stairs? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6605 I told him to stay in the room but he followed me here. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6606 Because of extinction,it is the best way he has to take his species to the next level 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6607 My podcast is called "Only Mastodons in the Building." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6608 He's going down and taking us with him. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
6609 The Hotel Concierge asked me to act out your dream. 1.1625 0.04516 80 70 8 2
6610 Actually, let’s not discuss the elephant in the elevator 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6611 Didn't you say you were so hungry you could eat an elephant...? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6612 I heard this room could use an elephant 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6613 Headed down? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6614 This is elephanator 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
6615 They wanted to see a tour of the peanut factory for R&D purposes 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6616 Exposure therapy. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6617 I suddenly remembered what floor you were on. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6618 Going further? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6619 There wasn't anything in the strata rules about pet elephants. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6620 Yes, it's the elephant in the room we've all been warned about. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6621 Please come in, we'll be down faster. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6622 There is the elephant in the room, and he is taking up all the space. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6623 It's great that this is a pet-friendly building, but 'pet' doesn't do Elmo justice. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6624 I think we really need to address the elephant in the room. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6625 I'm all about trunk space. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6626 Pay no attention to the elephant in the room. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6627 We call it an elephator. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6628 Never seen it this busy. Whole place is a zoo today” 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6629 The HOA doesn't say anything about not having elephants as pets! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6630 Sorry, we are at the weight limit in this car. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6631 The closet was too full 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6632 No room. The elephants are pachydermed in here. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6633 Dr. Livingston Could you call the elevator guy? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6634 Don’t worry about our weight, he is just my shadow! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6635 Well, you've heard about the elephant in the living room, haven't you? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6636 I found the elephant in the room. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6637 Sorry, but with the weight of this group, this elevator only goes down. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6638 Mind if I borrow your living room? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6639 I’m taking him back to his own room 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6640 Going up to 12 for Bob's intervention? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6641 Strange, they can’t remember which floor they want. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6642 They were out of dogs at the support animal center. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6643 It’s a cutout—I don’t like sharing space. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6644 Just talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6645 Sorry, only two at a time. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6646 Let's talk about it later. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6647 If he stayed in the room, that would lose half the impact. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6648 I'd better get back to my office. It's a zoo today! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6649 When we don’t talk about the elephant in the room it comes along with us! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6650 Yes, this is the elephant that was in my room. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6651 So we finally managed to get the elephant out of the room… 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6652 She's here to make sure the RINOS do the right thing. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6653 She's actually a terrific elevator operator despite stalling on the 14th floor for 2 hours. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6654 Plenty of room in the trunk. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6655 Looks like the landlord is saving money...this elevator guy works for peanuts. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6656 Sorry we late but he's all yours now. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6657 You might as well take the stairs; the other elevator has a rhinoceros on it. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6658 Sorry buddy. Wait for the next elephator. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6659 Can you help me address them to the right floor? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6660 I thought it would be rude not to get on 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
6661 Without her I'd never remember my room number. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6662 You can squeeze in, he’s Heff, my support elephant.. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6663 Sorry. Next time we’ll take the stairs. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6664 He left the room, and I just felt the vibe change, so I followed him out. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6665 Sorry, if you come on the elevator we'll probably exceed the weight limit. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6666 Would you like a very friendly elephant? He loves the park across the street. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6667 Howz he gonna get "in the room" without being here first? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6668 We have an off-and-on relationship. I find it easy to ignore him in a room but not so much so in an elevator. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6669 We're going steady! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6670 How can we refuse? He's a rescue from Barnum. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6671 Sorry, Democrats have to take the stairs. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6672 I read on reddit that if you jump while the elevator is falling you survive, we can all squeeze in 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6673 Ironically, he can't remember which level he parked his car. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6674 Do you remember if it was the 5th or 6th floor that asked for the elephant in the room? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6675 no, okay, i get it now—from where you’re standing, that looks like this elephant’s left ear. his left, not yours, haha. but from where i’m standing, in this elevator, i know that, actually, it’s this totally different animal’s horrid, misshapen dick. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6676 I'm sorry, am I missing something? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6677 How did you think they come up the weight limits? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6678 Yes Sir, we are definitely going down. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6679 I always wondered how they determined the weight limit for these. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6680 Yes, there’s room, but I won’t discuss it…. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6681 Come in, but whatever you do, don't mention the elephant in the elevator. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6682 As long as you don't have a mouse we're good. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6683 it's my gray matter. i need some help 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6684 Sorry but I don’t think they’ve totally taken into account his weight. So we’ve been waiting for maintenance on the elevator for over an hour. I sure hope there’s nothing big to clean up. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6685 According to the CDC, masks are totally optional now. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6686 Sorry—weight limit is only 6,000 lbs I'm afraid. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6687 Allen, I told you not to look at the elephant in the room. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6688 He says he was instructed to remove the ‘human in the room’ 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6689 She's the only emotional support animal the GOP will pay for 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6690 Oh gosh, there’s a LOT of elephants in THIS room. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6691 I can take a few more trunks. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
6692 "Dumbo and I want to know if you can access the roof from here. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6693 I’ve asked her why she doesn’t take the stairs, but she just keeps acting like she doesn’t know what I’m talking about. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6694 Mom said you would help. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6695 They want to talk about the elephant in the room? Jumbo is gonna be there. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6696 I know the lease says pets aren't allowed, but no one will ever notice them. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6697 You do NOT want the Trunk Room just now. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6698 Notice the goatee? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6699 I should've taken the one with the rhino 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6700 Management refuses to talk about the elephant in the room! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6701 Do you have any idea which room this dude might be looking for? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6702 I said the fly on the wall.. not the elephant 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6703 You better be going down. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6704 Sorry about all the trunks. We're moving. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6705 We decided to take the elephants out of the room, but we haven’t decided where to put them! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6706 Sorry,I thought he was still in the room! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6707 Everyone refrained to address him, so here we are. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6708 This is not what I meant to by 'we gotta discuss the elephant in the room' 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6709 Should we discuss the elephant in the elevator? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6710 My conservative in-laws are in town so I thought I would just take this guy out for a bit of fresh air. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6711 What about the elephant in the room? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6712 Don’t worry. He prefers to crush women. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6713 Wanna talk about the elephants in the room? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6714 Would you mind calling the fire department? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6715 You look troubled. Want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6716 Going down to the pool party? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6717 You bought the shots last night, Turner. You don’t get to judge. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6718 You going up? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6719 I am the go to guy if you need an elephant in the room for your party. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6720 Not the elephant-lift you had in mind… 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6721 For the elephant in n room 413 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
6722 If you don't mind your pockets being picked for peanuts, c'mon in. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
6723 Are the great plains on this floor or the net one? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
6724 We're just testing out the elevator's max weight limit. Wanna join? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
6725 What do you mean I have a rebublican vibe? Are you getting in or not? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
6726 My happiness ended in 1977. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6727 Its not the elephant in the room, it's the one in the elevator. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6728 Talk about the elephant in the room- - - - 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6729 Sorry, the limit is one person per ride. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6730 We're looking for a different room. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6731 Wanna buy an elephant? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6732 They want to discuss us in the next room. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6733 Sorry, this one’s packed with pachyderm. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6734 I would say c'mon in, but like, have you ever smelled an elephant fart? Trust me, it's for your own good to stay out. It's not because of how big and fat you are. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6735 Thanks, but we already have an elephant in the room. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6736 Can he come back in the room now? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6737 They want to see your room. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6738 We’re pretty pachydermed here already. You might want to wait for the next car. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6739 Be a good human pet and play a little with your new friend,I need to buy some groceries at Zoomart. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6740 This is part of an ancient elephant pathway. It came before the building. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6741 I'm the only one in here not wearing an elephant mask. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6742 I couldn’t tolerate him bein in the room any longer 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6743 She tried to ring when we got stuck but dropped the mobile and trunk calls just aren't an option these days. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6744 Elliott,I still like you ….. can’t we just be friends like before? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6745 They needed a break from the frig. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6746 I asked some Boomer that same question when I got on. And he said "Because it's easier than taking the stairs!" Then he walked off laughing. 1.1587 0.04356 63 55 7 1
6747 He's name is Taboo 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6748 I’m investing in elephants right now 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6749 Can I just be one person today? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6750 They put the counter-weight inside now. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6751 Sorry, you'll have to wait for the next one. The zoo needs us imminently. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6752 According to the plaque, this elevator can hold 50 people, 10000 pounds, or one elephant. So I thought, why not? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6753 Sorry, no room for your elephant, brother! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6754 It's time we talked about the elevator in the room. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6755 -heading up to the pool, it’ll be back down in a sec 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6756 Let's address the elephant in the room: did you shave? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6757 Ride at your own risk. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6758 I use him as an object lesson at interventions. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6759 At last, we have reached the required maximum weight! Theoni Moschetti, Boulder, Colorado. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6760 You've heard of "the elephant in the room." Now you know how the elephant got to the room. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6761 She keeps Trump-eting. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6762 Sorry, man. Looks like you'll need to take the next one. As you can see, there's an elephant in here. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6763 yes, there's room but be sure to hold on to your wallet. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6764 Catch the next one. It’s a circus in here. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6765 I brought something to talk about 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6766 There's room, but keep in mind that this the shabbos elevator. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6767 Sure! The certification here says it's rated for twelve occupants. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6768 No, it's not a political statement. I've just had three French bulldogs stolen in the last year and figured it was time to do something about it. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6769 Get in if you want, but watch your step. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6770 He’s looking for a new room 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6771 Are we going to talk about “the elephant in the room,” again? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6772 She lives on the 10th floor, i've already ask her out but she has a live in boyfriend. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6773 We gotta go; they’re getting warrant to search the trunk! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6774 Is the Circus Tenthouse on this floor? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6775 I am taking her for a walk. Do you have any really large plastic bags? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6776 Did you hear? The cafeteria just announced it's going nut-free… 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6777 Peanuts in the break room. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6778 Yeah, they told me an elevator pitch is a truncated version of what you want to say. Wait until they hear my pitch! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6779 He forgot which level he parked the car. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6780 We’re moving on to the next room….you wouldn’t believe how profitable of a business this is. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6781 I know what you’re thinking-my elephant doesn’t go all the way to the top. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6782 You the guy who ordered the elephant for the room? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6783 i son't think my elephants will fit inside. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6784 You might want to take the next one. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6785 Do you have any peanuts? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6786 I bring the RNC. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6787 Going up to Safariland 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6788 And you complain about the ‘elephant in the room’! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6789 I’m going to see if he can fly. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6790 OH!...you meant SWIM trunks! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6791 Oh, you thought this was an elevator? It’s an elephantor, actually 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6792 We are looking for the "three blind men" exhibition. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6793 No it's fine, plenty of room. Going down? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6794 It’s a common mistake — this is an elephator. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6795 This is an obvious stereotype 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6796 Someone farted, but it wasn't me. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6797 I’m trying to avoid my elevator pitch 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6798 I'm bringing the elephant in the room. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6799 I’m a two pach-y-derm guy. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6800 I'd let you join, but we're a pretty tight herd. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6801 He's looking for the men's room. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6802 I brought my trunks with me from the airport. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6803 Down, or stuck? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6804 I'm tired of seeing an elephant in my room. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6805 I guess operators are an endangered species these days. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6806 It's the only way to get around the breed restrictions. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6807 Hop on, there's room! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6808 Let’s not talk about the elephant in the room to the landlord 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6809 Neve mind. Write a caption for the next elephator." 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6810 Heavy stuff going down today. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6811 Sorry dude, another 135 pounds will put this over the limit. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6812 There weren't bigger room accommodations? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6813 He gets claustrophobic when anyone else gets on… 1.1562 0.03672 64 55 9 0
6814 She's from the GOP Jamboree upstairs. Turns out that not only is she a Registered Democrat but she's already voted! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6815 Maybe if you take off your shoes. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6816 We’re going down; that’s our only option. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6817 They made me get rid of my dog. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6818 It's a loss of habit thing... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6819 I'll never forget you, John. Thanks to my new service pachyderms. 1.1562 0.03672 64 55 9 0
6820 I’ve heard of the elephant in the room, but the elephant in the elevator? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6821 Just solving the elephant in the room problem 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6822 He is looking to change rooms. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6823 Dont ever feed a stray elephant! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6824 This guy's for your room. No room should be without one. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6825 We’re looking for the boardroom. Bringing an entire load there for the 1’ o clock meet. 1.1562 0.04838 64 57 5 2
6826 Let’s talk about the elephant NOT in the room. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6827 It's called an elephantor... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6828 Could you run up to 501 and tell Dr. Short I am trying to get there with my emotional support animal but having some difficulty. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6829 Do you really want to go down? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6830 Yes, I chose to stand in front of him for a good elevator experience. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6831 Sorry this one goes down... 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6832 He's got his, but I need to pick up my trunk. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6833 Horton hears muzak. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6834 You should probably get the next one, there’s an elephant in here 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6835 Do you process on shared equipment with peanuts? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6836 The big elephant In the room took up your space sorry 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6837 Morning Jim, meet our new intern for the month! This will be his office, we’ll deal with getting him out of it in a month… 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6838 It’s fine if you ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6839 If you have a peanut, he'll let you in. Two peanuts, he'll get you to your floor. Three, he'll open the door. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
6840 Elevator inspection has gotten more practical 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
6841 It’s better than an 800-pound gorilla. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
6842 Oh, don’t worry, he doesn’t bite. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
6843 Your call, dude, we're kinda over capacity, but I'm also about to seriously breach a poaching by-law, so you probably want to wait for the next one. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6844 She doesn't want to talk about it 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6845 Sorry,take the next elevator. We are late for our weight watchers meeting and I am his sponsor. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6846 Whatever man...I get it's not your bag. But I like the company. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6847 Sorry, one more pound and we're doomed. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6848 I brought him because he remembered the floor. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6849 We're heading out for the evening walk. I could really use your help picking up after him. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6850 He delivers for Peanuts. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6851 Room for plus one? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6852 Hey, can you baby-sit my elephant tonight? She's not used to being alone at night. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6853 Sorry, we are at the maximum weight. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6854 Nobody at work wanted to talk about them, so I'm gonna try them out at home with the family. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6855 Come on in, the sign says up to 12 people. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6856 I'm trying to get the elephant out of the room before we have to talk about it. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6857 My therapy animal for memory loss. He can join me at the breakfast buffet. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6858 Yeah, I guess you could say I have big plans for the weekend. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6859 They never left. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6860 I'm just supposed to leave it in the room and not talk about it. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6861 He won't let me have any visitors. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6862 It’s hard to remember where you were going and where you started in the elephator. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6863 Do you mind waiting for the next elevator? I’m already late for her morning constitutional. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6864 They wouldn't allow the elephant in the room on the third floor. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6865 Which floor is the class on awkward conversations? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6866 There is room for you to come in, but it will exceed weight limits. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6867 Our walk in the park in the easy bit. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6868 Big, fat, gray deal if we're over the weight limit." 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6869 We should've talked about it in the living room 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6870 I’ll take the next one, I’d rather not deal with the elephant in the elevator too 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6871 There’s a two people limit per trip. Jump in. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6872 So… you ready to talk about it yet? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6873 You might try the stairs,but the llamas prefer those. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6874 it says full capacity 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6875 It's an Elephant in the Room on its way to a family reunion. Mary Kirkegard, Mahwah, NJ 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6876 He's pretty hard to ignore in a room or any place else. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6877 I think I pushed the wrong floor. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6878 Do you have any idea what direction you or your Party are going? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6879 I had to bring the elephant he is the shadow in my room 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6880 She said, “travel trunk”, I thought, ‘self propelled’, and Bob’s your uncle! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6881 He wouldn't say. I think he's in denial about where he's headed. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6882 Sorry, the maximum is six - there were already four in there when we entered. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6883 Another mouse on the first floor. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6884 It is really slow going up. I suggest going down. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6885 His visa expired so he's hiding here. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6886 He's going all the way to the penthouse. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6887 Sorry, I think we’ve reached the max weight. Can you wait for the next one? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6888 sorry, she just doesnt like going in the litter box 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6889 He’s great at parties & does a absolutely, smokin’ Kenny G impression! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6890 Phew, I was worried that you might have been the tenant with the pet mouse. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6891 We forgot our bananas. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6892 C'mon we can fit one more. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6893 I am on my way to become an emotional support human. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6894 Sorry, man, but it's hump daaaaaaaayyyyyyyy. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6895 Excuse me, there is an elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6896 Is this the floor for the Museum of Hillary's Emails? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6897 I hope you can ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6898 Bellman, I meant it when I told the front desk I couldn't deal with the elephant in the room! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6899 Did you know there's a GOP convention downstairs?? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6900 If we're going to have them worry about the elephant in the room, we first have to get it up there. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6901 We, are all friends here. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6902 I 'd prefer not to discuss the roommate situation. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6903 You could squeeze in but she just broke wind....your call 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6904 To address the elephant in the room - Yes, I grew a goatee. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6905 I know, but we really are going down. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6906 I assume you’re going down. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6907 Now I understand what "elephant in the room" means. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6908 Me Tarzan in training. Who you? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6909 Now, can we finally address the elephant in the room? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6910 Excuse me sir…. Do you have a shovel… and a really big bucket ? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6911 Okay,Bob, it's time you admit your roommate is an elephant! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6912 Did you forget the peanuts? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6913 Come on in... I don't think elephant pox is a thing yet. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6914 Elephants in the room 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6915 Maybe there's some room in the trunk? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6916 It's OK. They are elephants, not Republicans. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6917 Care for a ride in our o-lift-ant? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6918 Actually, you’re more likely to forget this elevator ride than he is. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6919 How do you get a giraffe in an elevator? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6920 Babar and his new side piece are renting the penthouse above me 🙄 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6921 Just trying to get it to the required room 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6922 I said pack light for your stay." "I did. One trunk. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6923 I can only hold the elevator for so long.” 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6924 Alright, let's talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1528 0.04493 72 64 6 2
6925 It took forever but we finally got him out of the room. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6926 Chuck, it's not a room. Technically, it's a cab. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6927 Sorry but it's pach·y·derm'ed in here. 1.1528 0.04706 72 61 9 1
6928 My mail order bride...she looked thinner in her photos" 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6929 So what would you do with the elephant in the room? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6930 Two one-armed men and an elephant, are just under the weight limit. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6931 The management said elephants aren't allowed to climb the stairs. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6932 Sorry, this elevator can only go down. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6933 "I'm moving him to another room." 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6934 Would you like to deal with the elephant in YOUR room? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6935 You might want to wait for the next one. It's a bit pachydermed in here. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6936 The elephant in the elevator wants to meet the elephant in the room. 1.1525 0.06758 59 54 1 4
6937 See. Photoshop's new 3D Mirrorshop program is worth its weight in elephants." 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6938 Welcome to Trump Tower where these are the only pets allowed. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6939 I decided we finally had to talk about the elephant in the room 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6940 There's room for one more, but you have to promise to not talk about them. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6941 You’re not wearing a mask. So there are only two allowed per elevator—in this case, me and Dumbo. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6942 sorry we we have filled the six feet limit 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6943 It's a shame we splitted without adressing the elephant in the room 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6944 The elephant in the room! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6945 you know any transform-my-friend-out-of-elephant-form spells? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6946 I'm leaving - no one else wanted to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6947 Quick- what do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6948 I’ll address this upstairs. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6949 There’s still room. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6950 We need to accept the elephant in the room is now the elephant in the elevator. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6951 'Don't bring the elephant. There's already one in the room.' 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6952 When he's in, it goes down and when he's out it goes up. I call it... the "elephantor"! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6953 I’m just glad we were able to address it so he can go home. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6954 Dude, my landlord finally addressed the elephant in the room. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6955 Who's idea was it to put a circus on the second floor? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6956 Is your Life Insurance paid up? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6957 If you wear a blindfold, you can believe you're only in here with one part of him. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6958 Do you mind waiting for the next one? I forgot my mask. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6959 We're going to check out a new tuscan place for lunch. Want to join? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6960 Sorry, there are already two elephants in the elevator. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6961 The elephant in the room is that “black” should not be capitalized. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6962 How many rooms should we try and go to? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6963 Safari suite? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6964 Last second jump won't save you 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6965 My elephant thinks you're sexy. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
6966 It's okay, just don't mention him. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6967 Despite actual pachyderm breath on his neck,Carl was more preoccupied with whether today he’d finally admit that no one was impressed with boasts of Jeff’s “perfect” kids. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6968 He’s a service animal. He keeps me calm by crushing my enemies. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6969 The elephant in the room will cast a shadow no more. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6970 They identified me as the elephant in the room 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6971 Sorry dude! Enough heavy people here! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6972 What are you doing here? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6973 It may take a while, he's pushed every button with his trunk. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6974 I'm teaching him to fly from the roof. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6975 He has a meeting in room 320 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6976 So Why Didn't You Hold the Elevator for me last week? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6977 Sorry, there’s a 2000 ton limit. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6978 Yes, I'm having a bromance with an elephant. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6979 I just had to get it out of the room ! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6980 No sweat, we’re allowed 8 more persons. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6981 He’s for hire, I’m taking him from room to room” 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6982 We're looking for the Hannibal re-make auditions. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6983 "I ask every one of you not to think of yourself more highly than you should think, rather to think of yourself with sober judgment." (Romans 12:3) 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6984 Going down down. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6985 Yeah, personal accountability is moot when it involves weight. Ask the airlines. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6986 This Lift Boy never forgets my floor 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6987 Sorry, the elephant in the room needed a break. Happy to send the elevator back up as soon as he is outside. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6988 Of course there's room. The certificate says 'eight passengers.' 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6989 I've notice him. Now you have too. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6990 I'm not sure what the weight limit is on these things but I'm pretty sure we're already past it. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6991 He’s the new elevator operator. He never forgets your floor. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6992 You could just ignore the elephant in the room, you know. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6993 It's the elephant in the room, but this room happens to be an elevator! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6994 Sorry, they've been eating pinto beans and cabbage. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
6995 I didn't notice that the elephant followed me out of the living room. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6996 Sorry. Can't you see there's an elephant in the room? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6997 “Is it pink? I don’t see color.” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6998 When they said this place was called "Animal House," I expected more of a fraternity vibe, you know? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6999 You have nothing to worry about, we're not in your room yet. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7000 I hope the vet is on this floor 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7001 Just tell him your floor, and he'll push the button. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7002 This elevator provides an elephant size meditation awareness. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7003 I'm exploring zoo-to-table cooking. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7004 And don't say there's an elephant in the room! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7005 We are having a 'pink squirrel ' drink party up on 7 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7006 Do you have any unspoken truths on this floor? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7007 He was getting tired of being in the room, so we took a break. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7008 I played off brand Jumanji and one of the elephants came with a ambiguous tail/trunk situation. Don't make eye contact. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7009 Don't you dare tell mom about this 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7010 It doesn't like to be addressed, so I'm helping it hide out here. But I can see how this is of inconvenience to you. It might not have been the best plan. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7011 I know everyone is thinking about it, so let’s go ahead and talk about the man in the room. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7012 Due to Covid downsizing we are no longer dancing around the elephant in the room. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
7013 Welcome to Africa 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
7014 WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY ZOO! 1.1507 0.03474 73 63 10 0
7015 Always hilarious when Peggy meets another human. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7016 The lobby? Sorry, we’re full 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
7017 'The elephant on my back is weighing me down'! 1.1507 0.03984 73 64 8 1
7018 We’re trying to go up but it keeps sending us down. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7019 no no you can squeeze in if you’re going up, that’s totally fine, but could you, like, close your eyes and cover your ears? joe posted a video on scriber and it’s really supposed to be for scriber fan eyes only 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7020 Sorry, six feet is the limit. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7021 It's just my anxiety. He follows me everywhere. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7022 You know how long it took to get him in here. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7023 Let's talk about our favorite Stevie Wonder songs some other time. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7024 He can't climb stairs and the room is on 5! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7025 It's not QUITE the elephant in the room, but it'll do. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
7026 Well, yes they are in the room. They can no longer be ignored, and we need to talk about them now. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7027 I am sorry Sr, but he had too excited coming down from the 75th floor, and had an accident. I hope you don't mind riding in the corner. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7028 They said it was due to the elephant in the room! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7029 My friend can't reach the button. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7030 I bought the trunks. They threw in the elephants. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7031 He always forgets which floor he lives on. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7032 You want a look see if the roof top garden as well? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7033 It's always an elephant in the room with you, isn't it? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7034 All I could hear was 'Take the ella--- to the third floor'. So just to be safe... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7035 Remove the Elephant in the room.com 1.1500 0.04334 60 53 6 1
7036 I'm sorry, but the capacity of this elevator is one trunk. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7037 Surprising that you’ve mentioned it. As such I’m going back for the 800 pound gorilla. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7038 You're the one who demanded all new Upgrades. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7039 Yeah! Not a problem. The certification says no more than ten occupants. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7040 Tell that to the hippos— they’re in the rear of the car. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
7041 I didn't know the ivory tower had so many floors! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7042 Alright Jimmy, we reached the third floor - can you squeeze through? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7043 And this is our discount model. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7044 Alright, Martin… Thirty hours in the ‘Elephant Elevator’ and the Grand Prize is yours! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7045 Is the zoo on the penthouse? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7046 I know it’s an elevator, but it’s also a mirror of your problems. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7047 The board of directors meeting on the top floor isn't talking about the real issues yet and they keep piling up 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7048 Sure Dave we can talk about the elephant in the elevator,but let me get him out first,we are exceeding the weight limit. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7049 we're going downstairs, are you in a hurry? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7050 Tusk! Looks like I'm taking the stairs... 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7051 Summer is tending trunks 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7052 Down...definitely going down 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7053 While you ride to the lobby, we’ll be discussing the elephant in the elevator. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7054 hop on, you won’t forget it either. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7055 Before we address it we need to get them to the room 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7056 There's room. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7057 He grew tired with being the elephant in the room 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7058 Hop on, it's just me in here. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7059 If you get in Frank, there won't be room for the elephants. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7060 Check out our apartment building's new cable upgrades! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7061 Hi, which room is the Vet's office ? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7062 I didn't pay attention. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7063 I don’t know what you are talking about.” As John ignores the elephant in the room 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7064 They already addressed this one, so I am seeing it off the building. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7065 This is the freight elevator. Where’s your trunk? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7066 I’m sorry. We’re at the weight limit. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7067 Sorry, no room. There’s an elephant in here. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7068 I refuse to acknowledge the elephant in the room, it is just uncomfortable on so many levels. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7069 Ok bye. ….bye. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7070 You don’t wanna come in here this elephant took a huge shit on the floor it reeks. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7071 Looking for the elephant in the room? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7072 taking her to The Room so that world leaders can ignore her. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
7073 My therapist said to eat it one bite at a time.” • @newyorkercartoons 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
7074 Crowded? There's plenty of room. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7075 You Up For The Down? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7076 I'm glad the CEO tweeted he's not a racist this morning. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7077 The Elephant in the Room is your being so uptight about what constitutes a room. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7078 We found the elephants in the rooms 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7079 He’s not an emotional support animal per se, but I find that taking him everywhere tends to curb my delusions of grandeur. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7080 This one is pack-yderm-ed. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7081 Beware the jabberwocky 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7082 My apology. We have to take the elevator. The staircase turns are too tight. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7083 It’s easier to talk about it here. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7084 I had to grab my trunks before we head to the pool.” 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7085 We're going to the observation deck. He misses the view from the Alps. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7086 I stopped to pet him and the next thing I know he followed me home. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7087 Quit while you can, Joe. This place is a zoo! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7088 Yes, I can see the elephant. Wen share an office on the next floor 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7089 Don’t worry – it’s just full of hot air. You can deflate it if you vote. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7090 I hear you but, really, there’s no elephant in the room. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7091 I think she is following me home. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7092 He appeared when my ex showed up. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7093 I need some help remembering what time you said to be here. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7094 Man, it’s a jungle in there. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7095 You won’t believe it, he doesn’t remember his room number. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7096 Well the elephant in the room had to go somewhere. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7097 I hope you don’t mind, I invited your ex 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7098 We left the party early because everyone was talking about the elephant in the room. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
7099 Sorry, no room. Elephant in the room. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7100 What snapping sound? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7101 Can we talk about the elephant in my room? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7102 Maybe we should address the elephant in the elevator 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7103 He got “kicked” out of the room. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7104 The hard part will be when the elevator gets to the basement and I have to get him in the car. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7105 He followed me home, so I kept him. Figured he'd be better protection than a dog here in New York, anyway! 1.1475 0.04578 61 54 6 1
7106 The weird thing is, there used to be two. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7107 I never know whether or not I should address a fellow elevator passenger. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7108 Going up. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7109 And I thought I was the elephant in the room. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7110 I was wondering the same thing. Why does the floor counter look like a slice of watermelon? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7111 Wow it’s a jungle out there. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7112 The realtor never told me pets aren't allowed. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7113 I need to drop a few pounds; we are almost over the weight limit. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7114 Because it's no longer the elephant in the room. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7115 I’m taking the elephant in my living room out for a walk. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7116 You know a better way to get him out of the room?" 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7117 Once we started talking about the elephant in the room, she said it was time for us to leave. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7118 I'm teaching her to read numbers 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7119 Please take the next one. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7120 Sorry man, just for two 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7121 Please don't tell me about the Elephant in the room! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7122 Just bringing the elephant in the room with me. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7123 We decided we needed a more neutral place to talk about it. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7124 If we make room then we'll have to talk about him 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7125 I'll meet you in lobby, have to put my trunk in my room. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7126 An elevator is kind of a small room, so I think it counts. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7127 Yes, ostensibly anyway. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7128 There's plenty of room for a third! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7129 I assume you will be going down. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7130 Dude, let me tell you about the elephant in the room. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7131 We're going up to a room on 14 where we're going to talk about it. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7132 There is room for you , but it does smell like peanuts. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7133 He’d like to know if you would like an elephant in the room? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7134 I was told that pets were free! No extra apartment charge! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7135 He’s a bit large for a service animal, but now I never forget a thing! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7136 Hey, have you Herd the news? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
7137 Rents are too high so this is all we can afford to deal with this elephant 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7138 Now that we have cleared the air at my place, he’s looking for a new roommate. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7139 I can say with real confidence that we are going down. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7140 Our goal is to be energy efficient, and, of course, safe as we will remain on this floor. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
7141 No, I haven't noticed. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7142 You can address your issues to the elephant in room 203. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7143 The GOP is headed for the exits. They can't last being the elephant in the room. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7144 We're redecorating the living room. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7145 I'm thinking we're equal. Going down? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7146 The elevator seems to be running especially slow today." 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7147 Hey man, can you find me some peanuts? He ain’t movin until I get him some treats. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7148 He helps me to not forget anything when I 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7149 Just so I don't have to deal with all those other elephants. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7150 Come on aboard, but lighten up, man! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7151 Room Service! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7152 Come on in and we'll talk about it. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7153 Sorry. This elevator is only for African Elephants. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7154 He's tired of sharing with his brother and says he's old enough to get his own room now. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7155 Morning elevators are always a zoo. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7156 He saw a mouse 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7157 Is this housewares? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7158 Maybe just take the stairs. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7159 Sorry, this elevator is full. Please take the next one. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7160 He's the new elevator operator. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7161 No peanuts, no penthouse. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7162 I don't mean to be rude, but what do you weigh, exactly? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7163 Yes, it may look like a closet. But it's not. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7164 There's room for you but unfortunately you'd put us over the weight limit... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7165 What elevator. man? This is YOUR tradis's view of your future --- and you're welcome. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7166 Get them out? I don’t even know how I got them in. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7167 I’m testing the authenticity of the sign in here that claims four ton capacity 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7168 The elephant in the room followed me into the elevator! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7169 Thanks for visiting. But I am not up for addressing the elephant in the room today, see you! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7170 Sorry, going right. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7171 There's always a crowd in here,they/re packyderms. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7172 Remember Bill, this mirror just shows you what your life could be. You need to work for it now. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
7173 There is no room - we’re in an eleph-vator. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7174 This is not what it looks like! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7175 My wife said there were too many elephants in the room. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7176 Of course we are going down, nobody will bring them up 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7177 Don't you hate these mixed-use properties? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7178 The 4,000 lbs limit is just a suggestion 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7179 Taking elephant in the room to next level. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7180 I forget a lot." 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7181 He's just making sure I don't get a vasectomy. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7182 I told him this was just a day trip but he packed his trunk. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7183 Well - it helps if you have peanuts. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7184 Down…definitely down 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7185 It's OK. They are not elephants. They're rinos. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7186 Pachyderm lingerie department? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7187 Of course it's a humavator too, get in. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7188 They brought us the wrong trunk. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7189 I want to speak with you about the elephant in the room. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7190 What do you mean - Tiny isn't a Guide Dog? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7191 If you don’t mind we would prefer a different species for this ride! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7192 If you want to go up, you'll have to take the stairs. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7193 Sure,come on in. Remember, there’s toning we can’t discuss in here. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7194 Well at least there was no elephant in the room! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7195 We need to talk about the elephant in the room... Are you having an affair? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7196 I better get going. Sorry I bring that to the table 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7197 I think we need to discuss the elephant in the room 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7198 Do I need to address the elephant or can you tell that we are already pretty full in here? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7199 [needs no caption] 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7200 I forgot the pooper scooper. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7201 No, Fred, I did not notice anything unusual about the ride up. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7202 Which room to you want to address her in? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7203 The big fella loves Sesame Street and this topped his bucket list. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7204 No more room in this uterus 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7205 Is this the 11th floor? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7206 Have YOU seen Babar? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7207 You wouldn't happen to have a shovel,would you? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7208 Sorry, but you will put us over the maximum weight limit 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7209 10 floors . . 3 seconds . . I need a rest room. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7210 We'll quickly run up to my room..... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7211 See if you can get a mechanic. I'm due at a Republican fund raiser and the elevator won't go up. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7212 You asked for luggage? I've got some trunks here. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7213 Hey by the way can you search weight limits on elevators? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7214 No, you can't get past the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7215 I am a Trumper who are you? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7216 It's time to address the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7217 No "elephant in the room" jokes please. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7218 We’re going down. The ‘up’ button doesn’t seem to be working. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7219 We’re trying to get off here but she keeps pressing the buttons. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7220 Sorry, this car only goes down. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7221 Well,you weren’t answering my text messages… 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7222 Do you have any towels I can put between their toes, they just had a manicure? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7223 It should be a bit easier getting him out than getting him in. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7224 You can come in, but we'll have to talk about the elephants in the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7225 I am lost with my pet and wondering if you give us some peanuts to hold us over until we can figure out how to get out of this moving box? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7226 Don't say anything about it being overweight. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7227 It's all about managing expectations. An Elephant too big to get out of the elevator will never be 'the elephant in the room.' 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7228 There's some space in the back. How are you at crouching under elephants? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7229 Somehow I wound upon the circus elevator. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7230 Meet Happy and Patty, our new elevator operators. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7231 Ehhh…I’ll wait for the next one… 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7232 He says you promised him a place in your room. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7233 You’ll see, forts-hand, that ACME elevators are load-tested AND they never forget to push you out at the right floor. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7234 Going up to the peanut gallery? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7235 Try the other elevator. I think we’re over weight 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7236 My psychologist prescribed an emotional support animal for my fear of elevators. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7237 They say they are easier than cats. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7238 Sorry, we’re full. Besides, this elevator could never support a Democrat. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7239 I think we are going down.... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7240 In 2045, you're gonna meet this elephant, see, and she's going to clean you up, and she's gonna save your life. And you'll grow a beard, just like this one, and you'll sound a bit like Bruce Willis. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7241 Apologies, my car was a bit limited on trunk space... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7242 Hurry, get me a shovel and a big bucket. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7243 I said "Up Boy!", and he insisted on getting into the elevator 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7244 Sorry, you’ll have to take the next car—we’re already over the posted weight limit. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7245 He'll have to take the stairs. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7246 Yeah, the beeping stopped - maybe you just get the next one? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7247 Don’t worry, he’s an elephant in name only. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7248 Sorry, is level G the gutter or the garage? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7249 "Yeah, hard to find an elevator during the elephant festival!" 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7250 Is this the right floor for the elephant toothpaste taste test? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7251 We keep ending up in the basement. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7252 See you next week. Maybe then we’ll talk about it. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7253 Meet Elsa. She refuses to use the freight elevator and won’t help with the dishes. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7254 We’re on our way up to talk to the giraffe face-to-face. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7255 Hey man, do you like animals? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7256 The Elephant in the Living Room finally needed a pee break. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7257 I call it a theraphant. 'Emotional Support Eherbivorous Proboscidean Mammal' is too long. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
7258 Sorry, we exceeded the maximum weight. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7259 Going up . . . slowly. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7260 There's a mouse in the basement. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7261 At least there is no elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7262 I always for get which floor you’re on. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7263 Is there a fountain on this floor? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7264 Don't get on. He wants to see how low he can go. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7265 You’re just going to ignore the elephant in the elevator? Typical! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7266 Would you be interested in a lucrative side hustle opportunity? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7267 My folks are waiting. This time, we'll make sure they address the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7268 Just be sure that going down is what you really want. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7269 She said she can’t stand being in the room anymore. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7270 Maybe you should wait for another elevator? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7271 There’s room, but the up button is broken. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7272 Please don’t tell me you want to go up! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7273 You can ignore him in the room but it is very difficult in the elevator 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7274 He does drink a lot of water, but he won't touch your beer. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7275 I’m trying to help him conquer his claustrophobia. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7276 Which floor for pet supplies? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7277 We're going to the food court salad bar. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7278 I'm sorry but this is the cargo elevator. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7279 This must be the penthouse!! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7280 His trunk wouldn't fit in the freight elevator 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7281 …said if he pretends hard enough he can make anything disappear… 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7282 I shit my pants 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7283 Get in, no time to address 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7284 Err… wrong floor, sorry 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7285 Going down? Because that's the only way we can go. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7286 Sorry my one trunk is taking up so much room. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7287 Sorry elephantiasis patients only 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7288 An elephant in the room. Sorry, no room. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7289 This was supposed to be a high rise. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7290 Derek,we need to talk. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7291 Sorry, you have to wait for the next one- don’t want to exceed the weight limit 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7292 This motherfucker better have some fucking peanuts. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7293 Hey man... is this seventh floor,Gift Wrap? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7294 Are you going up or down super super fast 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7295 You requested an elephant in the room? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7296 Luckily we're going down. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7297 I'd like to address the elephant in the room. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7298 Sure, he could fly up, but he likes awkward conversation 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7299 We were the elephant in the room, so we split. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7300 Sorry we're filled up with Republicans. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7301 Could I borrow a barrel of peanuts? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7302 So, I'm just going to come out and address it... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7303 No room, you'll have to wait for the next elephantator" 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7304 How did you think I got the elephant in the room? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7305 Nice day out there, huh? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7306 I can’t talk about it. They didn’t want to be the elephant in the room 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7307 Yeah there was an elephant in the room, but not here in the elevator 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7308 I always like to have an elephant in th 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7309 Hey Mouse, how was your day? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7310 Guess I could squeeze you in a trunk. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7311 Ever feel like you’re just working for peanuts? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7312 Sorry about the delay. We're still housebreaking him. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7313 He is too embarrassed to ask, but he forgot which floor his friends live on. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7314 Going extinct? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7315 Seriously! They forgot what floor they wanted. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7316 These fellows say they’re your friends but I’m suspicious since they can remember your name. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7317 The elephant in the room decided he needed to go out for a potty break. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7318 Catch the next one, OK? My wife and I need the space, man. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7319 Well,if you do get on,I still want to avoid the elephant in the room. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7320 Heading up to the Dumbo Training Academy. Wanna come watch? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7321 You'll on fit if acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7322 Oh, this is far worse than the elephant in the room. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7323 That’s not cool bringing up their weight - no body shaming. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7324 We need to talk about the elephant not in the room. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7325 …yeah, it has its ups and downs. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7326 Going up? Going down? Doesn't matter, the elephant in the room goes with us. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7327 The elephant in the room just won't go away. 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7328 You can fit with a suitcase: no trunk. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7329 Thanks for not wearing a hat today – he still has some Ranger anxiety 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7330 I guess you have to wait for the next elevator 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7331 look man i'm just the summer intern, the enron board said they needed me to '"deal with the elephant in the room" so i made jerry here eat all of the documents and now we're over the elevator weight limit. we're fucked man. SEC's gonna fuck jerry up. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7332 You'll have to wait for the next one. Sign here says max weight is 2.5 tons. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7333 We're downsizing the zoo - just no mice. 1.1404 0.03485 57 50 7 0
7334 I managed to get the elephant out of the room but the elevator is proving more difficult 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7335 I think I forgot something! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7336 No, of course I haven't been avoiding you." 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7337 I wish they elevate the pictures for the contest, don’t you? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7338 I told you Trump Towers had issues...not just financial ones! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7339 Just like our economy, this elevator is about to crash. Thanks, Joe Biden. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7340 Yep, the one in the room I finally faced. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7341 I can hardly keep up these days with calls for "the elephant in the room." 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7342 Sorry - but I need my emotional support animal with me. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7343 My new assistant is a bit inexperienced, but he works for peanuts! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7344 Time to get rid of the elephant in the room... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7345 I'm taking the elephant in the room to a whole new level. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7346 Me, and the issues you refused to deal with, will not be back. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7347 Told you they'd put us in the peanut gallery 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7348 No one wanted to address the elephant in the room. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7349 Come on in. There’s room in the trunk. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7350 You can come in but we’ll have to talk about something 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7351 He wants to go back to the living room. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7352 The sign says Capacity 1,000kg - should we bet our lives on your knowledge of metric? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7353 Hey Benny, I’m told you two will go together in perfect harmony. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
7354 Apparently, carrying the cargo upstairs wasn't included in shipment. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7355 Can we address the elephant in the room? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7356 He saw 'Dumbo' and this was the best I could do. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7357 He’s going to the urologist.” 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7358 This is bring your pet to work day isn’t it. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7359 There’s something in this room I will avoid talking about at all cost, despite the unviability of such an approach. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7360 The elephant in the room was getting antsy. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7361 And I used to think the gorilla in the room was a problem. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7362 You'd be surprised how much you can fit in the trunk. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7363 Let's be honest here. We both could've chosen the stairs. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7364 You're kidding if you think you can fit into this elevator? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7365 They told me the elephant was in the room so I decided to move it. Neil Harris, Chicago, IL 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7366 Have you exceeded the weight limit? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7367 Thanks for welcoming and introducing me as "finally our first unique employee." Unique how? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7368 Yeah, he's got to be in a lot of rooms these days. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7369 Tinders first meeting. You have quite the elephant in a room. No, it’s just a small space. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7370 It was time to take him out of our room. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7371 We'll discuss it once we're actually in the room. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7372 We are a bit overweight. Take a ride on the wild side? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7373 What floor is the zoo on? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7374 Now remember, no chitchat this time about anything remotely related to M-I-C-E. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7375 I thought you wanted to address the elephant in the room! 1.1379 0.03433 58 51 7 0
7376 Man, I’m okay with crowds, but these tourists are killing me. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7377 It’s snout is 20 times more sensitive than… what? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7378 There's no longer need for addressing the elephant in the room. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7379 We have room for one more but don't bring your elephant. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7380 We were at the park downstairs when you called me that you forgot the keys. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7381 If you get in,we are going to have to talk about it 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7382 For some reason, I can’t remember what floor I was going to. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7383 Come on in! We’re still under the weight limit. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7384 I’m escorting these elephants to their rooms 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7385 We finally dealt with 4C's elephant in the room. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7386 I've got a little problem that's not going to fit in the room. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7387 I believe the weight limit has been exceeded so maybe you should catch the next elevator. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7388 It used to be ‘The Elephant in the Living Room’ idiom, but I guess with inflation and all . . . 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7389 He was too heavy for the tilt-a-whirl. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7390 Can I borrow some peanuts? I just ran out. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7391 No room, they’re in all the corners. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7392 The intervention worked - she has been reassigned to a room in the penthouse. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7393 Wanna play hide and seek? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7394 Sorry, the weight limit has been reached. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7395 Five'll get you ten, they still eon't see him. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7396 Sorry, I can't invite you in , but my visitor insists on staying. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7397 We need to talk about Mary." 1.1379 0.03433 58 51 7 0
7398 He's OK with the elevator, but flips out when we try to get him into any room. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7399 We have room for one more 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7400 I talked to it instead and now we are friends. Wanna come with us to the dog park? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7401 Going up to plus plus plus plus plus size on 7. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
7402 Sorry, this is a freight elevator. They're a delivery. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7403 Let's talk- just you, me, and the elephant in the room. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7404 Any chance you can help me get her into my pajamas? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7405 I mean, I’ve heard of the elephant in the room, but I’ve never heard about elephants in the elevator… 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7406 You going up or down? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7407 To make it even stranger, this was one of those 'gave birth in an elevator' episodes. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7408 Don't ask me, it's not the refrigerator! 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
7409 What do you mean, the elevator's empty? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7410 Q. Why did the elephants step into the elevator? A. To let the elephant in the room be. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7411 After just one day on the job Jumbo remembers every resident’s name and floor. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7412 He says he's in the room to stay. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
7413 Sorry, he's claustrophobic. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7414 Sorry, this is the pet elevator. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7415 They’re on the way to the rooms. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7416 What? He’s uplifting! You weigh me down! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7417 You finally want to discuss the elephant in the room now that I am leaving? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7418 I take him along, 'cause I always forget. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7419 I told you there was an elephant in the room. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7420 All he wants are some peanuts and to use your bathroom. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7421 I found it in the room. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7422 Well, at least I got him out of the room our discussion is in... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7423 Do you mind waiting? I think we're at maximum occupancy. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7424 Going down? This one's express to the basement! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7425 Sorry, you'll have to wait for the next one; this one is packed. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7426 Just trying to get the elephant out ofy room. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7427 I’d absolutely make room for you, but this guy back here’s on my foot 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7428 -What do you mean he is your pet ? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7429 Sorry, he forgot something. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7430 THE ELEVATOR IS BREAKING DEAR GOD HELP 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
7431 Would you like to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7432 He follows me everywhere. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7433 It's a trip man. You get to go up and down indefinitely between floors, one of which doesn't exist . . . 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7434 We need to talk about the elephant in the room! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7435 So this is what it’s like to work in DUMBO! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7436 It’s time to talk about how to get the elephant in the room. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7437 They had to enlarge this car since these guys moved in. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7438 Is there a larger door somewhere? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7439 The elephant in the Zoom wants to come home with me. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7440 Did you say 'elephant in the room'? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7441 I'll show you mine if you show me yours 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7442 Sooo, how was Africa? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7443 They said I need a higher power bigger than myself. When I asked, he followed me home. Can I keep him? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7444 Sorry, we will exceed the elevator’s maximum weight limit if you get on 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7445 The real surprise is the mouse. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7446 Go on, I just remembered I left my trunk open. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7447 Sorry, this is an express elephant. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7448 He never wants out!" -- Michael P. Merrill, Windsor, C 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7449 The elephant in the room got out. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7450 Luckily this elevator only goes down. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7451 I can't just ignore them. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7452 We're heading up to the penuthouse. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7453 Okay, the thing in the room, the party stuff, but can it pee in your parking lot? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7454 No, there's room for you. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7455 As the average American, I'm looking forward to being cuckolded by the GOP as they fuck every woman I've known as long as that's what some guys from 250 years ago wrote down on a piece of paper. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7456 I'm sorry but I don't want to test the weight limit on this elevator just now! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7457 It can only go down. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7458 Meet Mr. Cuddles! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7459 If you want to go up, you'll have to wait for the next elevator. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7460 Are you sure your want to wait for the next one? there’s plenty of room! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7461 I know you want to go up, but we're racing to the bottom. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7462 Sorry about this. I thought elephants could fly, but turns out they can only use the elevator. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7463 bringing this elephant in the room to a whole new level 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7464 I thought trunks were for the freight elevator ... 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7465 Yes, I’m leaving ‘so soon’. You won’t believe what they all wanted to talk about. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7466 You didn’t mention which way to ‘the room.’ 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7467 Going down. Always. Down. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7468 Come on, there's room for one more - person. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7469 They've left the herd. They're RINOs. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7470 I always wanted to test the maximum weight limit for an elevator and since I'm elephant sitting for my sister, I thought, hey, this is my chance... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7471 No more secret elevator trysts -- not with this guy in the room. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7472 Sorry, we're already at the weight limit, do you mind waiting for the next one? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7473 Happy is finally happy. See you on the way out. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7474 There’s room if you’re going up, down, or way to the right. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7475 I just can't be in an elevator with other people. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7476 I know you said lets talk about the elephant in the room, but dont you mean in the elevator? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7477 I suggest you take the next one or use steps. This ride up is going to be very slow. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7478 It's a bit tight in here 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7479 Let’s just address the elephant in the elevator. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7480 Please take the next elevator we have a wide load here . 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7481 This elephant is not mine-I found him in the dump all homeless and sad and I brought him here for work because I wanted for him to make money so he could find a home. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7482 I'd let you on but theirs a weight limit 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7483 I wanted to get the elephant out of the room 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7484 The board doesn't allow dogs, so... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7485 You may fit the diversity box but inclusion may pose an issue. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7486 Are you the groom? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7487 You show me where the CDC says I have to allow more spacing than for two in an elevator. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7488 now we'er both en-danger(ed) 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7489 My up[lift]ing speech took head on the elephant in the [elevator] room. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7490 I think the moving company is short staffed. They sent us Harold the Hulk. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7491 I'm sure there's a metaphor in here somewhere, but I'm not seeing it. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7492 He doesn’t like to be left home alone. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7493 What? Have I missed the boat on beards? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7494 My emotional support elephant. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7495 Please exercise social distancing and wait for the next elevator or walk down. It will take us a while to exit. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7496 zvg 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7497 An Elephant in the room; As plain as the nose on whose face? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7498 There was no max weight sign in this elevator! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7499 It’s a bit too occupied in here, mate. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7500 I can't resist a good trunk sale 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7501 Hi Bob. For all the years I have known you I couldn't help but notice that you haven't really had an elephant in your room. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7502 I don't think the Supreme Court took into account all of the potential ramifications of their decision that all species, not just humans, are supposed to be able to choose wherever they want to live. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7503 What 800-pound elephant in the room? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7504 Your argument of the elephant in the room is not going to sit well with my friends, I'm sure you agree with that. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7505 Which floor are we on ?! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
7506 He can't push the up/down buttons...so here I am 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7507 Technically an elevator is a vehicle,not a room. So we don 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7508 Sure there's room, but I can't promise you won't be smashed to death against the wall by the time we hit the lobby. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7509 He's my emotional support animal. In accordance with the ADA, the building must accommodate him. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7510 My elevator speech began, "This start-up will address the elephant in the room" - I just had no idea the room would be so small... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7511 C'mon in. Plenty of room. There's only 2 of us. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7512 Run up the stairs to the next floor. I am getting off there. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7513 Thank God there’s a two passenger limit! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7514 Do you have a toenail File ? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7515 She's in labor...better take the stairs. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7516 Sorry, no more leg room. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7517 I went in there clean-shaven. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7518 Are you a therapist by chance? I am stuck somewhere between up and down! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7519 Just guessing that pressing the UP button will make do damned difference 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7520 We are looking for the closest watering hole; any suggestions? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7521 I think is not necessary to address the elephant in this room. See you! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7522 They said fifth floor had peanuts… 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7523 He was in the room so I brought him along. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7524 Go ahead… just try to ignore the elephant in the room 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7525 I brought him up from the room 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
7526 We're going Clubbing, they say they're looking for some Tush 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7527 This is why I take steps to avoid these situations 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7528 Someone dumped him in the culvert 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7529 Do these elephants make me look fat? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7530 They didn't forget. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7531 My elephant is gay. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7532 Sorry, man. They weren’t accepting oversized vehicles today. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7533 Technically I was supposed to get off on the next floor, but after having him with me in the elevator, I can tell you that the weight limit is accurate. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7534 You may want to wait for the next car. There's room in here but my elephant friends remember you as the chap in 4B who never holds the door for them. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7535 It's just an elevator ride; no need to acknowledge him. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7536 So, I guess it's obvious to you now. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7537 No, sorry; we only use the stairs when going up. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7538 The camel had his nose stuck in a tent, so I brought the elephant for the room instead. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7539 Is THIS where the peanuts are? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7540 He prefers not to take the stairs! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7541 Bottom line, in this day of American denial and self-delusion, there's an elephant in the room on every floor. 1.1321 0.03341 53 47 6 0
7542 I had no idea this was an elephant elevator,did you know that was a thing? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7543 Come on in; there’s plenty of room in the rear. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7544 They couldn't handle the elephant in the room. So I'm going to take him downstairs. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7545 We already worked out today, otherwise we would’ve taken the stairs. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7546 This must be the wrong floor. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7547 Don't get on if ominous creaking noises bother you. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7548 Sorry, there was a mouse on the stairs. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7549 Just keep your junk away from the trunk 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7550 The board won't discuss it until I get him upstairs. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7551 Trust me, it's much better than the rear side doors. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7552 Actually, maximum capacity is 8-10, so you're good to come in. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7553 It was get him out of the room or talk about him. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7554 You should see the stampede at closing time. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
7555 Yeah, what else is a guy supposed to do when she says "its" in the room? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
7556 Yes, a while after we feed him the discussion segues from an observation to "why"? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7557 Excuse me, is the trunk show on this floor? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7558 Oh Dumbo’s ears don’t really work that well in old age, you know? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7559 It’s too heavy 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7560 I have a mouse in my pocket 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7561 I’m taking my chances. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7562 It's almost full. There's only one more mice in here and it's coming. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7563 It was an awkward elevator ride. Neither Bill nor Larry would acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7564 I know it feels like there is an elephant in the elevator! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7565 Elephanvators are only strong enough to go down. I guess the beasts just hike up. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7566 I like butterflies and elephants better, but yeah, take anything you want from me." 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7567 It’s a bit tight in here, but I think you’ll fit. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7568 3rd floor, legumes 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7569 There’s plenty of room as long as you don’t address him. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7570 Sorry, bro. You'd put us over the weight limit. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7571 We can bring 'em in or take 'em out, all for just a small fee. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7572 We should talk about the lack of elephant out here. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7573 I’ll take the next one. We don’t want to be stuck in a Nellievator for hours. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7574 He needs to stampee 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7575 Oh your the couple that moved in above me 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7576 They said we didn’t qualify for a ground floor apartment. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7577 Going down, I expect 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7578 We really need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7579 What’ll it be—sports, weather, or the way your wife looks at me? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7580 Would you like to join us on the roof terrace? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7581 No, really—we can squeeze! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7582 Oh hey Greg,going up? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7583 But,shouldn't elephants be either in a room or a fridge? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7584 Unless you want to be endangered,you should take the stairs. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7585 I know I said we'd meet you in the lobby but she needs to use your bathroom. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7586 Are you SURE you want to do this? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7587 Always room for one more... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7588 I hate it when people complain about the elephant in the room. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7589 Going down, I'd suggest you don't join us. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7590 You may blow your trumpet elsewhere, our AI has not become sentient! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7591 They followed me out of the elevator. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7592 If the elephant fits, come on in! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7593 Want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1296 0.06500 54 50 1 3
7594 C’mon in, we’re testing the weight limit. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7595 Okay! Let's talk about the elephants in the elevator! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7596 They decided to get rid of the elephant in the room. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7597 The maximum capacity says six people,so I figure he's good! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7598 I know you said you're allergic to elephants so nobody should bring one to the party, but don't worry. This one's hypoallergenic. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7599 You've heard of the elephant in the room? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7600 Technically, there is no elephant in the room. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7601 They’re getting off at the truck show. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7602 Are we going to have a serious discussion about last night’s game or are you going to keep blathering on about weight capacity? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7603 Max won’t bark or jump on the couch, but he does love long walks. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7604 My therapist just said I have a lot of baggage. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7605 Don’t be scared. He’s just a black man. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7606 Hung like a what? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7607 This elevator only goes down. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7608 Let's agree to address the Elephants in the Elevator First.... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7609 Hellephant or Heavephant; which button sounds better to you? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7610 Come on in, it’ll be very cozy. And don’t you worry, he’s friendly. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7611 I was trying to get the elephant out of the room. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7612 We just moved in on 12. It turned out that once my partner and I talked about him being in the room, I realized he’d make an better roommate. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7613 There’s a reason for this but I don’t know what it is. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7614 Yeah, he didn't want to carry his trunk up the stairs. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7615 I kept avoiding the elephant in the room. I thought taking a more minimalist approach might help. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7616 Hey, Goodluck at yalls audition for Elephant-man." 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7617 Sorry. This one only goes down. You want the donkey-vator. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7618 You might not have noticed, but I don't think this is going to work out between us. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7619 Dude, I'm sorry. I just couldn't deal with the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7620 I’m bringing him anyways, most of the time people don’t even notice he’s there” #theelephantintheroom 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7621 I hear you need an elephant in the room. I represent the distributor. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7622 Yeah, I know they're here, but we don't talk about it." #elephantintheroo 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7623 Sorry mate, he’s just sneezed, then his ears occupied the whole space 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7624 And no, we don’t discuss the elephant in the elevator. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
7625 The main difference is that Elephator can only hold one person and it smells like the zoo. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7626 I’m still into maintaining the social distancing thing. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7627 He' here to meet the Elephant in the room. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7628 Do you smell peanuts? 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
7629 What; You expected them to take the stairs? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7630 You’ll have to catch the next one. This one’s got elephants in it 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7631 I'm Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to deal with the elephant in the elevator, not the room. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7632 No, there is nothing in the room. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7633 For balance, I’m also getting a mule. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7634 We're going local. They pressed every floor. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7635 It's not an elephant, It's a RINO! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7636 They can't remember their room number. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7637 It is one thing to be a closet republican but an elevator to who knows where is too much. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7638 He always pushes the floor i ask for,but he insists on choosing for my wife. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7639 Elephant Elevator 1.1273 0.03235 55 49 6 0
7640 You'll have to take the freight... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7641 She said she heard Maya Murmu’s ashes were on the fifth floor. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7642 So,I have to talk about the elephant in the elevator. Yes the odor is terrible. I couldn’t help it! Burritos for lunch man. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7643 Any idea what room we're supposed to be in? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7644 Well, one of us needs to change. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7645 Is this where you wanted the new door? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7646 You definitely want to let them off before you try to board. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7647 He forgot. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7648 Sure, there's room, as long as you don't have a trunk. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7649 Lord Ganesha is ready to remove your obstacles 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7650 I don’t think it qualifies as a room. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7651 Everyone thinks he should get his own room. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7652 He needs me to push the buttons, though he lives on the second floor. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7653 I usually forget my floor. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7654 your elevator speech must include elephants in the room 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7655 We can't ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7656 You’ve heard about the elephant in the room, right? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
7657 Are we the only ones who remembered to pack our trunks? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
7658 Don’t bother. The continental breakfast is cleaned out. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7659 You said that I could anyone with me. I think he would fit in withthe rest very well. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7660 You can take the stairs if you don’t mind hippos and wildebeests. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7661 If you can drive there’s room. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
7662 It's a longtime problem and therapy hasn't helped. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7663 Hey, you wanna come to the Mascot Defamation Protest with us? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7664 I didn’t do it. 1.1250 0.03156 88 78 10 0
7665 I have a feeling we are going down. Fast. 1.1250 0.03158 48 43 5 0
7666 She's my weight-loss accountability coach. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7667 The boss wasn’t kidding when he said it’s a circus around here! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7668 There was a time that they stayed only in the room. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7669 He claims to have a memory, but he keeps forgetting the load capacity. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7670 Please ignore the elephant in the elevator. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7671 I'm afraid we can only go 'down' 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7672 We're going down. The elevator can't handle his weight to go up. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7673 Sorry you’ll have to catch the next one. I have my oversized trunk in here 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7674 Would you like to come in and discuss this??? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7675 He likes to be addressed before you step into the elevator. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7676 No,still going down. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
7677 There's no room, but squeeze in and let's awkwardly not talk about why it was obvious you should have taken the stairs. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7678 Come on in, there’s tons of room. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7679 Would you please call a busboy to help me with my trunk? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7680 I thought we'd talk about the Elephant in the room. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7681 The Elephant almost in the room 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7682 I am telling you, Bob, she keeps pushing all the buttons! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7683 I prefer to be alone with the elephant in the room. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7684 They were calves when we entered and we are still waiting for our floor. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7685 Sorry pal! We're definitely going down 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7686 I'm moving him out of the room once and for all. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7687 the penthouse needs a conversation starter 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7688 The stairs are presumably quicker and safer considering we’re already exceeding max capacity guidelines. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7689 They can’t remember what level they left their car on. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
7690 Come on in. Just don’t mention the elephant in the room! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7691 It’s time for his walkies 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7692 I’m taking him out of the room so we can stop discussing him. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7693 Evidently, this is what we're supposed to do to get to the ground floor. Not sure how you'll make it go back up... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7694 Yeah, we’re going to talk to that stampede upstairs too. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7695 We’re here to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7696 I think I've set a Guinness record " 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7697 I'm serious, bro. Noah wouldn't let me on the ark, he said he needed a male and a female." "Bro come on, what did you expect? Pride month is over. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7698 He thought they needed an elephant operator. They didn't have the heart to hire anyone else." 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7699 It was the ony room left. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7700 Lately, I'm quite weighed down by some memories and since you think I have the memory of an elephant, I thought we'd meet and talk, shake that weight off. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7701 Delivery for the head office of Awkward Moments with Uncomfortable Truths? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7702 $2k/mo, first and last months rent, 1k deposit per skeleton in the closet, elephant, etc... 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7703 Don’t be heavy. Get in. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7704 Let me just get my mask. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
7705 Tell them they left the door open again. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7706 No, it's not a white elephant. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7707 The meeting is about to get underway. All he has to do is just be in the room. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7708 What d’you mean you’re not coming anymore? I’m here precisely because of you! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7709 No one would talk about him so I decided to put him on the street. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7710 Sorry the capacity says only one man plus elephant 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7711 Caught in That SNL episode 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7712 He's my emotional support animal. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7713 Yeah, I can't tell whether it was a trunk, a tail, or a penis either. I guess that makes me a libtard too! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7714 His elevator pitch is actually quite good. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7715 I think we'll exceed the weight limits if u come on 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7716 You say you can't remember your name? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7717 You can sit on a trunk. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7718 As soon as these doors close, I’m sucking this elephant’s dick. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7719 I am bringing her along in the hopes folks will talk about her and not my goatee. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7720 Hey, it's my choice! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7721 I know it's a snake, but he's friendly. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7722 I saw the elephant in the room so I took it out for a walk before anyone noticed. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7723 It's ok I don't have a trunk either. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7724 Would you like to come in before we don't talk? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7725 Dude. Wake up! The elephant in the room is literally exceeding capacity!!! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7726 He says he'll only come out when we're good and damn ready. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7727 Sorry. You'll have to wait. This elevator is only rated for two passengers. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7728 Why so hesitant? There's plenty of room. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7729 No, Mark, I don't want to address the elephant in the room... So we're staying in the elevator. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7730 He's on his way to the room, but in the meantime my elevator chit-chat seems avoidant. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7731 I won’t mention it if you don’t 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7732 He's my service animal. I always forget my keys. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7733 We finally addressed the elephant in the living room; I 'm on my way to mail him now 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
7734 I think it's time we address it... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7735 I guess this is what happens when you think you've avoided the elephant in the room 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7736 This is the express to the Pachyderm Penthouse. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7737 They won’t let me leave. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7738 Someone took down the “NO TRUNKS” sign. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7739 I tried to remove the elephants in the room but I ran out of room. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7740 Sure, the social distancing is a problem, but he never forgets your floor. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7741 I'm working on a new adage. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7742 How much weight can a lift lift up? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7743 Do your parents know that we’re dating or should I keep the elephant our of the room? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7744 But is it worse than the gorilla in the room? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7745 You may want to take the next one 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7746 There's plenty of room," he replied, ignoring the elephant in the elevator. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7747 It's bring an elephant in the room day. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
7748 Just uh..come on in, there plenty of room. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7749 I'll get the giraffes on the next trip. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7750 Says his name is Dumbo? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
7751 At least he's out of our room. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7752 It's tough enough having an elephant in a room. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7753 He’s been laying off the salted peanuts, so we should be good on the weight limit. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7754 Is this the right floor to treat elephantiasis? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
7755 Sorry, today we only accept bulky objects 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7756 At least he's no longer in the room. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7757 Technically he's not in the room yet. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7758 At least you don't have to worry about him jumping. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7759 You really don't want to be in here when we reach the peanut floor. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7760 I've seen this cartoon before. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7761 He’s looking for just the right room. Get it? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7762 We’ll only be gone for a week. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7763 How did the elephant get in the room! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7764 Jim liked to pontificate on the elephant in every room to whomever was willing to listen. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7765 Come in, come in, this lift can take 16. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7766 She overheard someone say 'peanut gallery' and had to see for herself what it meant 1.1207 0.04315 58 50 7 0
7767 Guess it’s good we’re going down. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7768 IT'S A BIT CROWDED SO YOU SHOULD TAKE THE NEXT ONE 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7769 Did you bring the bucket and the shovel? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7770 ONLY ELEPHANT IN THE BUILDING 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7771 No, Dumbo isn't here. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7772 Going nowhere? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7773 I can’t remember the elevator code. Jumbo? Dumbo? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7774 All right then Carl, you can have my spot. But I'm warning you, Millie here had a huge bowl of spaghetti for lunch, and the toilets weren't working on the third floor! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7775 Awww, tbere's plenty of room- just the three of us! Come aboard! " jk fuller. genoa,n 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
7776 We're taking him to a different room. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7777 Yes, it’s us again, and no, he cannot. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7778 Sorry, the trumpet section of the orchestra is full. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7779 Thankfully, our buildings pet policy is quite lax. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7780 This is where you find yourself working When you work for peanuts. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7781 Okay,glad to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7782 Hi! I just took "time" for a walk! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7783 Isn't the elephant supposed to be in room? I'll catch the next elevator. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7784 I just observed your wife flirting with another gentleman and wondered if you would like an elephant in the room 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7785 He left his mask at "Sleep No More" and we're going back to get it. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7786 The chief just wants him in the boardroom. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7787 I think he got tired of hearing about the elephant in the room. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7788 might there also be an elephant in your room ... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7789 Ele -vator is out of limits 🤷‍♂️ 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7790 We’re heading to the woman’s room 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7791 They’re entraining this heard up in the boardroom suite. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7792 Should we go somewhere quiet? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7793 "So ya like I was saying, the pay for elevator operators is peanuts 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7794 We're already five tons over capacity so I'm sure you'll be fine." 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7795 But he's not in the ROOM 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7796 Where is the elephant in the room? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7797 He says he’s coming over to check your bedroom after he finishes examining mine. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7798 They needed help with the button. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7799 Trump would not let him on the escalator. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7800 I'm taking him up to your room. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7801 Just a little help. I keep forgetting my floor 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7802 No problem, you’ll just fit in the trunk. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7803 I’m optimistic. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7804 Sorry, it smells like a herd of elephants in here. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7805 There’s room for one more, no more social distancing 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7806 There is a elephant in the lift, it's just more uncomfortable. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7807 Enter at your own risk! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7808 Don't feed the elephants. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7809 Turns out 'Elephant inspection certificate available in manager's office' wasn't a typo" 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7810 Because, this is easier than the stairs. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7811 These elephants are going up. I'll send the elephator back down after I unload them. Five minutes, tops. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7812 I can’t seem to get him to take the stairs since he saw that mouse. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7813 The elephant in the room?...what elephant? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7814 Lately, it's been going down much faster than going up. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7815 She helps me remember which floor I’m on. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7816 YEAH, HE was IN THE ROOM BUT WANTED A SNACK. NOW HE'S IN THE ELEVATOR. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7817 It’s outta the room. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7818 It says it can bear 10 humans, there's 9 to go! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7819 Want a ride? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7820 You have to decide, either your mother moves out or I do 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7821 Dude, after 86 floors, I've decided that Republicans aren't that bad. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7822 Don't come in! He has some gastrointestinal issues. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7823 On which floor will we find tusks? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7824 I’m also doing some petsitting. It’s a lot but the hours are flexible. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7825 Yeh. They love playing sardines. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7826 I’m bringing up the elephant to the boss’ room to talk about it. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7827 Joe Biden is not here. He is not here in this room. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7828 We’re already full! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7829 Man, I knew I'd be with him but they didn't say the room would be this small. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7830 Forget about it. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7831 Do you want to talk about the elephant invader in the elevator? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7832 No talking about them- not even letting them IN the room… 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7833 I was afraid we were going to have an elephant in the room, but it looks like we’re safe. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7834 Sorry but we can only go down from here. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7835 We were told we could meet the 800 pound gorilla in the room 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7836 Hop in. There's plenty of room in the elephator. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7837 Apparently he got tired of being ignored,so he’s trying a different room. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7838 What. She asked me to buy her a drink and all the bars are closed. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7839 They are pushing my buttons. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
7840 I need him to help me remember which floor I live on. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7841 Yep, still remember you not holding the door for me 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7842 Welcome to the jungle! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7843 I'm afraid we have to move...he thinks he saw a mouse... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7844 Sorry, buddy, but sometimes the elephant in the room is hard to ignore.” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7845 I'd you acknowledge them they will go away. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7846 Somebody finally got on from the 13th floor. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7847 Don’t you hate a crowded elevator? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7848 Hey Phil, I’ve got something to confess, as you might have noticed. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7849 The guy on the fifth floor who made the "Elephant in the Room" joke is using the stairs. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7850 It’s fine. The capacity limit says 16 persons. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7851 I asked him what floor he wanted, but he forgot. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7852 Just taking the elephant in the room for a walk! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7853 I said’ stay in the room.’ I thought elephants never forget! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7854 This car seems to be exceedingly slow! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7855 Actually, it's easier to fit them into the fridge 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7856 Don’t worry, his WW coach says he’s losing about a human a week. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
7857 You can push whichever button you want, we are not going to go up! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7858 He always goes for a walk at 7:00 am 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7859 Just ignore the elephant in the elevator. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7860 I swear that I see no elephant. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7861 My trunk just arrived 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7862 I'm sorry. We are at the legal weight limit. Can't let you on. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7863 I keep thinking that the Elephant in the room is more like a Monkey on my back 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7864 'You told me to take the elephants out of the room... because you didn't want to deal with them!' 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7865 The Prevagen didn't work. But I found someone who demonstrated mnemonic devices that do. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7866 Uh uh. No need to know about the elephant in THAT room! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7867 You expecting anybody? This guy says he forgot which floor he's supposed to get off on. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7868 No cliches -- we're not in the room yet. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7869 Sorry mate, take the next one as I’m taking this elephant to the room. Something awkward is happening there 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7870 This way, he's not always in the room. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7871 He’s been in the room for quite awhile and I’m getting to use to him. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7872 Well how else do you think he gets in the room 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7873 The whole magical-flying-ears thing wore off with age. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
7874 We’re trying every room until someone finally addresses him as “Frank” instead of just “the elephant in the room” 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7875 She want to hear the latest television news on Roe. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7876 The elephant isn't staying in the room! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7877 All the other rooms already had one. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7878 You know the one about the elephant in the room? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7879 Yes we do need to talk about ‘the elephant in the room’ 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7880 Half the time I get into the elevator and get to they lobby and forget why I left. But, this guy… he never forgets. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7881 Please excuse. MAGA needs a moment to clarify. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7882 So who wants to talk about a gorilla in their room? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
7883 Maybe it's a cold or the flu. She has a runny nose and has been coughing and sneezing sneezing for several days. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7884 Crossover time, dude. Bringing Americans together. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7885 Clever of you to notice my new apartment door design. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7886 Everyone must be proactive in preserving the ecology 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7887 Marvin here helps keep me grounded. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7888 Sorry, we were hoping to be alone. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7889 I’m not sure if he wants to go up or down. So I’ll just go for the ride and see you later on the main floor. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7890 Sorry, this elevator is currently being used due to the removal of the "Elephant In The Room" from the Friedman's Apartment 21B.You have to wait for another one.. Thanks. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7891 Apparently they moved the Elephant Sanctuary to the fifth floor. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7892 Sir, your Pet Sitting bill is in arrears, and if you don't cough up, I'm prepared to return your fine animal! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7893 I wasn’t just being a jerk when I said my wife is an elephant. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7894 Can you take the next elephator? This one's a little full. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7895 Can you believe it’s her first time in an ivory tower? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7896 Sir, is this the "large mammals's shoes" floor? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7897 OK, so what do you think the ‘elephant in the room’ is? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7898 You think I can fit in? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7899 They made me come to apologize for voting for Trump.... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7900 If you get out of door quickly, we might not have to deal with our problems till yet another day. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7901 No, there literally is an elephant in the room. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7902 The previous elevator operator could never remember anyone’s floor 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7903 Sorry it’s going down 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7904 He just sucked my dick with his trunk! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7905 Hi, my name is Cornbread. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7906 Sorry, but for some reason this elevator is only able to go down 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7907 Why don’t you hop in this elevator that way we can have ebony and ivory…up my ass! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7908 Now that he's finally out of the room, we can talk. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7909 We're heading upstairs to zoftig fashions. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7910 Sorry, there’s a weight limit. Catch the next one 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7911 He is the man 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7912 Taking him to six; then back to two to pick up a mouse. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7913 Have you smelt anything particular in the building recently? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7914 We can talk about it all you want. But an elevator is not a room. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7915 Is your elephant always this obtuse? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7916 Do you think we oughta take the stairs?" 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7917 I'm just taking him up to the right room. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
7918 is this how short people feel like ? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7919 I’m sure he’s fine. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7920 I have no idea what the answer is but THE QUESTION is not why are you still single or don’t have children ticking clock or not! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
7921 Have you ever farted…and something comes out? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7922 I'm taking him to my room. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7923 I'm not sure of the ins and outs of this. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7924 Sorry. The Elevator capacity is 1250 pounds. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7925 I think it’s the only way we’d fit.” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7926 There's still room for one more on her back. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
7927 My elevator seems to be going down! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7928 The stairs were broken. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7929 Gerald would try anything to distract people from his rampant compulsive public exposure. It was only after you were in the elevator, that you would notice the hole in his pants. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7930 I know it's Dumbo, but he's actually afraid of heights. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7931 Yes, I'm in here with an elephant. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7932 The elevator plaque says 16 people max….. but I’m thinking we’re full 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7933 My wife and I addressed him. Decided he should be set from the room. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7934 He's my scribe. He never forgets. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
7935 I don’t want to ever hear again about the elephant that made a mess of my house. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7936 We're bringing them to Room 308. Kelly's ex-husband just walked in. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7937 My Congolese business partner wants to catch a Yankees game and see if he is as tall as Aaron Judge. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7938 Buster and I came to rescue you! Hurry, the water is rising! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7939 We’re invited to a black tie dinner, so I have to get his tusk cleaned. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7940 You know,it’s not like the elephant in the room thing, yes you see it, but my pet gets jealous so… if you can trumpet like an elephant you’re in… otherwise if you could get the next one, he’d appreciate that! J. Kinsey Toronto, ONT 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7941 How was dinner with mom? Glad we never talk about the elephant in the room! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7942 She got too big for the livingroom. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7943 Sometimes you just have to say it... 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7944 I don’t want the elephant in your room 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7945 When you finally meet your upstairs neighbor… 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7946 I don’t think we’re going anywhere, but I like their optimism. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7947 I’m delivering these to “the room.” 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7948 It's a weight test. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7949 He felt unappreciated. Everyone was talking about the other elephant in the room. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7950 They forgot what floor they’re on 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7951 They could not fit in the fridge. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7952 Nothing, just picking them up from lost and found. They all need addressing at different levels 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7953 I pretty sure we’re supposed to address this 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7954 I always prefer a car with extra trunk space. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7955 The two Republicans on the 4th Floor are trying to have a party. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7956 We're under the weight limit, I promise. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7957 Sorry, we're at the maximum capacity. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7958 Imagine a dance so simple it could be learnt in minutes and so popular it became a craze 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7959 We have to talk about the elephant in the elevator . 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7960 You do know that this is really a mirror reflecting your innermost thoughts and desires!? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7961 What are you looking at? It is an elephant and I'm taking him for a walk. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7962 What floor is the meeting on? I'm delivering the elephant in the room for them to ignore. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7963 Admittedly, I've been harboring them ever since they sneaked into the country a month ago. Any way you could house them for a couple of weeks until the heat is off? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7964 My roommate and I are moving in. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7965 Just bring the trunk to my room. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7966 I do 12 floors a day to keep my calves toned. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7967 They are going to discuss controversial topic that every one knows but are afraid to talk about …:) 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7968 This is our new tenant, Ernie — says he wasn’t planning to move to an apartment, but his place in the Savannah went for $150K over asking… 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7969 Plenty of room. Which floor? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7970 In this room, a warm and contemporary grey; we aimed for something like @farrowandball Elephant’s Breath. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7971 Your weight? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7972 I'm asking you for the last time... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7973 I can’t get rid of the elephant in my room! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7974 We need to talk Eric,and I will continue to follow you to every floor until you acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7975 I coudn't get his trunk on the freight elevator. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7976 I know you fucked her, Jerry. I know you fucked my wife. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7977 Tusk! Tusk! We're only able to go down! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7978 The elephant wouldn't fit in my room. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7979 Sure, we remember you, but she misses the goatee. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7980 The Mr. Johnson lives vicariously through his mirror 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7981 Sure you can hop on but I have to warn you, it only goes down. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7982 My wife is always saying I avoid the elephant in the room when we're having an argument. Wait until she gets home tonight. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7983 Elephant in the living room? No the mirror! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7984 I have heard of the elephant in the room, but this is ridiculous! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7985 He wants me to take him to the room. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7986 ele (phant+vater +ven)=with,by,to 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7987 Hey, I'm gonna go fuck this elephant up its elephant ass. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7988 Want to help me weight test this thing? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7989 The Zebras are on the seventh floor. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7990 Sorry, but this gang's got nowhere to go but down. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7991 I hate to back out of the commitment, but it turns out my apartment complex has a firm no pets clause. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7992 We had to move the Elephant out of the room 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7993 You’re welcome to come in, but please don’t talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7994 Yeah he’s big, but he really helps me get to my appointments on time. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7995 You might want to take therapy for that elephant in your head 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7996 They kept asking about the elephant in the room; so, I decided I needed to take him home. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7997 I wouldn't come in here if I were you. Jumbo had an accident. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7998 Plenty of room for you, a demonstration of our party’s inclusivity 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7999 I couldn’t hit the penthouse button without her. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8000 Wait there's someone behind me? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8001 Sorry pal. The office geniuses failed to consider elevator weight limits when they scheduled "bring your pet to work day" 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
8002 "Don't you think it's about time we talked about the elephant in the room?" 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
8003 It's crowded in here; they are traveling with their trunks. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
8004 They won’t get off claiming it’s fake news we’re here! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
8005 I'd suggest taking the next lift. Apparently, circus elephants aren't potty trained. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8006 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8007 The sign only said no more than six people in the elevator due to weight limit... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8008 He's worried about the weight limit, so can you catch the next one? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8009 She was acknowledged on four. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8010 Did you ever feel like there is an elephant in the room? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8011 Really,I don’t have an issue with you, he’s just my roommate 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8012 Sorry, we have reached our weight limit. I'm here just to push the buttons. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8013 Looks like we’re going to have to address the elephant in the room - your weight probelm 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8014 This will take a while. I have to get these, one to a room. There's a convention here this week! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8015 I don’t mind taking her out for her walk as long as there’s not a fire. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8016 Hey! Have you watched Severance, yet? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8017 The meal plans seem to work though 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8018 Do you happen to have a feather? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
8019 The co-op board didn't specify what sort of service animal you can have. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
8020 Would you mind taking the next elevator? Baily is deathly afraid of strangers 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
8021 It’s in the City bylaw — the Board has to approve emotional support animals. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
8022 Sorry, 6 is the max number allowed! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
8023 These guys insist we are going up but a little birdy told me to ride at my own risk. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8024 Come on in, we just are testing the weight limit. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8025 Mind waiting for the next one? We’re gonna have elevator sex. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8026 Sorry, we are packed. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8027 Go ahead, tell him what floor you need. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8028 I’m starting a big game preserve on the 17th floor. Come on up. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
8029 I don’t know why it says that have capacity of 8, if at most we fit two 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8030 Sorry, man, I know it's our first date, but I'm in here with some giant aardvarks. Gonna take 'em upstairs and get 'em onto a plate for our special dinner. Maybe some Brussels sprouts on the side. What the....? You didn't bring no wine? Burrrrrrrp! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8031 Maybe if you lost some weight. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8032 His pitch was for more peanuts in the conference room. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8033 Can you tell me what this elevator is not working? Or would you rather address the elephant in the room?? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8034 Can't get past the lobby. Someone needs to diet. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8035 get in, it’s past time we talk about the elephant in the elevator 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8036 Come on in and say hi 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8037 Well, I told you I was bringing some trumpeters over to jam with us. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8038 Help! My ego can't go through the door. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
8039 He was a baby when we got on the elevator to go all the way to the top floor. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8040 When my brother said he was sending me something from Africa, I never imagined anything this big or this alive. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8041 Please tell me you’re not headed to my room 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
8042 I'm taking him up to his room. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8043 For some reason the car is running very slowly today. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8044 They had a really good discussion in Room 204. Now he’s looking for 319. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8045 Hop on board! According to current CDC social distancing guidelines up to 4 passengers can share an elevator. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8046 Much better. No one talks about it and I no longer get the dirty looks I got when I wore the MAGA hat. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8047 Surprisingly gentle,and their breath, it smells like wildflowers. You should try it. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8048 Lots of room….they’re only RINOS…… 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8049 I was just discussing the elephant in the room. And the next thing I noticed, they beat me to the elevator. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8050 sorry but we're already over the weight limit for this car 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8051 you can’t fit in because elevator is full 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8052 Why is there always an elephant in the room? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8053 Told you I'd be managing a bigger team this year 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8054 Thought I'd come and visit so we could talk about you-know-what. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8055 Don't mind the elephant in the room - there's still space for one more. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
8056 My pet project just went live 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8057 Yeah, we have room unless you're lugging a trunk 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8058 I am either taking him to the vet or the cops - seems he has a dead body in his trunk. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
8059 You wouldn’t happen to have a 100 pound bag of peanuts? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
8060 First it was a lizard in the lift, now this? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
8061 Please don't tell the HOA. I'm trying to save the $300 move in fee. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8062 It will be fine Jack. It says five persons as a limit. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8063 It's not there. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8064 He's finally going outside, so now I can get a new carpet. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8065 I think the Republicans have this one. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
8066 Sorry- there's room but the overweight light just came on. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8067 Frankie goes where I go, small apartment or not! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8068 Hey Larry. I’m finally getting one of these for a room in my place. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8069 I’m voting for Republicans this year and are you going to stop me. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8070 Going up....maybe! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8071 That’s right. We’re headed to the trunk show. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8072 You can try to horn into the rhino cab coming next 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8073 He's looking for the rest of his herd. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8074 „This is the last time I bring him to the office.“ 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8075 Dammit Jim, I came all the way to Mar-a-Lago with this crazy elephant. I thought he said he wanted yet another psycho-phant. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8076 Okay... Let's talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the room here... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8077 They’re on their way to level 7 where people conversing while avoiding a serious topic. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
8078 Hey, can we please address the elephant in the room? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8079 You can tell the landlord if you want, but I happen to know you used the multi purpose room last week without signing up on the spreadsheet first. Think before you act Scott, I could make your life a living hell. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8080 Yup, going down, just like the political symbol Dumbo here represents. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8081 I hope you’re going down because there appears to be an elephant in that elevator! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8082 More room in the second elevator with the rattler 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8083 We're not going to talk about them." 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8084 I'm returning him. He's just not a good apartment elephant. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8085 'I can't wait to get him into the room.' 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8086 She’s optimistic that the war will be over in her lifetime. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8087 So guess who also takes elevator rides! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8088 Baba gave me the keys to the elephant for the night. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8089 and the Elephant opened the window 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8090 He just wanted to get out of the room for awhile. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8091 Yeah, we're from Otis. Just checking the elevators' counterweight capacity. But you can get in. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8092 Have you herd about my friends ? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8093 Okay, we’ll meet you downstairs in five. Don’t worry, we ordered the UberXL this time “ 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8094 #PacydermPacking 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8095 Everyone from the third floor up is saying this one really has to be adressed 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8096 Going DEFINITELY down 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8097 We’ll be back for the 3:00 o’clock meeting after the peanut break. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8098 You can fit in but there’s no room for your trunk. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8099 Your 10 minutes late. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8100 Personal space? Pffft! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8101 Only going down from here... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8102 Turns out the room is actually an elevator." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8103 I swear there's an elephant in the elevator. Can't you see him? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8104 He applied for the job as lift man, and well, equal opportunity an' all, what could we do. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8105 They all got on at the 56th floor. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8106 Are you seeing the same thing that I am? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8107 She's paper trained. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8108 Down is the only option, stopping is just a possibility. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8109 I'll send it back up! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8110 Excuse me, but I need to address the other elephants in the room. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8111 We're at weight capacity 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8112 It was fine when it was just Pride Day, Dave, but a whole month? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8113 Hotels.com said three rings, but I’d give it at least four stars. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8114 Ya, sorry, this is the pachyderm express to the reinforced penthouse. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8115 My roof top flight leaves at 11:00. 1.0952 0.02493 63 58 5 0
8116 They just hired him, and he never forgets what floor I’m on! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8117 I heard this genius elephant-or pitch from this guy next to me -- I'm sold! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8118 Ignore the elephant in the elevator. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8119 Only mammoths in the building. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8120 Sorry , I brought my buddy to the wedding. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8121 At least it's not in the living room. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8122 Well. if he's going to be "the elephant in the room" , he has to be able to get into the room! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8123 Hopefully, he'll be housebroken before too long now. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8124 At least it’s not in the room. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8125 He smells 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8126 I could use some help getting one to every room in the building. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8127 He’s OK, on his diet he doesn’t really fart that much. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8128 They can’t seem to remember which floor they want. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8129 They followed me home. Can I keep them, I promise to feed them and clean up. Please, Please, Please. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8130 They just wanted some emotional support to go tell the super about the M-O-U-S-E. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8131 I'm just going to warn you, he pushed the button for every floor on here. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8132 Sorry, it only goes down now. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8133 Sorry, we need to make sure the elevator is perfectly fine. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
8134 It’s an express. Ground floor is our only stop. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
8135 I said I need a ride on an elevator, not an elephant. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8136 We’re only allowed to go down. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8137 well sir, i would recommend you to take the stairs, or you can make the dumbo to get out as i am trying for last two hours. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8138 Remember that couple with the huge gorilla? They moved and we've taken their 3BR, 2.5 Bath with skylight. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
8139 sorry ... under the circumstances, this is down only 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8140 He's bigger, but we're both in the room. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8141 I gotta bring up the elephant in the room 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8142 He got tired of being in a room where no one talked about him. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8143 You’ve heard of “The Elephant in the Room?” This is him. He’s very busy. 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
8144 He's leaving to trade places with the donkey. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8145 Does 'What's the Elephant in the room?' apply here? 1.0909 0.03912 55 49 5 0
8146 I'm letting him go. He's been in our room for three years, and I still don't want to talk. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8147 I’d make room, but this one’s Pachyderm’d. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
8148 I thought it would like good in our living room. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
8149 Don't worry if you're afraid of elephants; you can take steps to avoid them. 1.0893 0.03845 56 50 5 0
8150 Ti which room do I deliver the elephant 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8151 With this big dude here, I landed VIP tickets to this year’s exclusive trunk show. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
8152 Flipping this house to a million dollar location sounded better when we were on the couch with a couple of beers. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8153 If you have some straw there is room 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8154 Im sorry but you can't ifit in the elevator and if you force yourself in, my emotional support animal wil never forget you! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8155 We're waiting for the dung beetle company unless your going down. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8156 Talk about the elephant in the room. . . . 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
8157 I saw Jason walk in ahead of me, but then, ...uh... it wasn't pretty. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
8158 You asked for a delivery to have the elephant in the room? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
8159 You'd better get the next one. I'd rather not push the weight capacity. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
8160 The elephant in the room is going down. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
8161 He's my comfort companion. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
8162 I am taking the issue to the SVPs’ floor, this time they’ll see us!” 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
8163 Sorry room for only one more trunk. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8164 He would like to enter your room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8165 Do you have a garbage bag I could have? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8166 The bellman misunderstood when I asked him to get my trunk. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8167 Sorry,elevator occupancy of two. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8168 Come on in--there's plenty of capacity. He's only 500 pounds 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8169 Sure, with an elephant there's always room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8170 Just ignore the elephant in the room . Perceptions are not reality. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8171 apparently the elephant comes first so are we running the first come first served basis 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8172 “I had to get him out of the room.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8173 Come on. You can get on, it's just a balloon! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8174 Of course it's going down. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
8175 My newest memory aid. Works well, but not very compact! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8176 Don't worry, it can't jump. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8177 Yeah, the elevator's creaking because it can't sustain his weight. Just make sure you vote in November 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8178 it's only a blow up,i have severe haphephobia 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8179 I think we need to talk about the elephant in the elevator. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8180 There’s no room in the elephants. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8181 why did you let it out,it may crush you,elephants-sized thoughts of yours. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8182 They call Alabama the "Crimson Tide," Call me "Deacon Blues." 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8183 They say we’ll remember to send it back for you! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8184 It only takes three steps to put the elephants in the elevator. Do you wanna try? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8185 You ordered an elephant for your room? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8186 This is Otis. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8187 Do you know if this is the right floor for Pedicures “R” Us ? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8188 Going up or down, no one wants to talk about it. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8189 We're a little overweight, but just get on anyway. Let's see how fast this elevator can reach the bottom! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8190 Jonathan. I am incredibly scared of elephants. In fact,if there were one right behind me I would almost certainly violently puke until my lungs gave out. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8191 4th Floor...men's furnishings, women's lingerie and tusk repair 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8192 Elementary. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8193 Which room do you need the elephant for?" 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
8194 It’s a win/win, they get an outing, and we get our most accurate ton capacity check. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8195 Well are you getting in? Or do you have something against elephants? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8196 Sorry, Gene, we are at the weight limit. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8197 The elevator says 'Maximum weight is 14 thousand pounds', so I decided to test it. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8198 After pressing the button you should plow the horn 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8199 What happens in the elephator, stays in the elephator! 🙌 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8200 I guess it’s true they won’t take the stairs… 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8201 Is this the room? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8202 32 toenails growing in the WRONG direction, and needs to be sedated yesterday!" by Nelson Jon Kane nelsonjonkane6@live.co 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8203 Is there anything else you want to talk about? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
8204 Literally bringing the elephant to the room to addressit. No more beating around the bush” 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8205 My wife apologizes. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
8206 If you're not a Republican, use the stairs. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
8207 Sorry, but this guys trunk takes up a lot of space 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
8208 We're going to the bottom, but we haven't found it yet. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
8209 We ended up on this floor because of the weight. (by Isabelle Sherlock, age 8) 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
8210 I figure this is one room they can't ignore him in. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
8211 First we try the peanuts. If that fails, the mice. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
8212 We’re going down, but I’m not we’ll be able to stop. 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
8213 He said I'd have a better chance of making it to the top if I joined him. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8214 What's the weight limit on these things again? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8215 Now let’s see the elephant in your room. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
8216 I forgot why I did it, but we could ask him. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8217 Do you think the hotel would mind if I bring my elephant to the room? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8218 Don’t bring it up. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8219 They said there clearly was an elephant in the room, but I sure didn’t see it. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8220 He pushed all the buttons and were 6,000 pounds over the weight limit, but I just really hate the stairs, ya know? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
8221 You said, "we should address the elephant in the room". I addressed it and now I'm going to the Post Office to add postage. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8222 I am not an animal! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8223 Sorry, we’re still heading up. He trunked all the buttons. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8224 Sometimes it’s the elephant in the elevator 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8225 I SEE ...Mini Me with Large Trunk! Tell me where we're travelling? I need to pack appropriately & my trunk isn't as large as yours! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
8226 OH! No room in here. Too many elephants. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
8227 This building is DUMBO-adjacent. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
8228 Don't worry about the weight limit, they are all rinos. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
8229 Looking for the Z floor! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8230 to the Fifth for the Grand Old Party... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8231 Nice to meet you neighbour! Since our forest home is being turned into a 7-Eleven, we have decided to move to the top floor apartment with our pets, Bella and Norman. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
8232 Hey Joe. Are we having egg salad sandwiches for our picnic? Or should us three share Pete's basket of bananas? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8233 I here this elephates memory skills 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
8234 Hey Jim! Dropped my iPhone in the toilet. If I don’t remember the grocery list, Pam will kill me! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
8235 He felt lonely being in the room when the meeting was over. So, since I was the last person to leave, he followed me home 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8236 Yeah, I was walking downtown and I realiz-.. Wait, you know what? No Kevin, why don't you just mind your own business this time. Not everything needs to involve you. Ass. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8237 What makes him a good operator? He always remembers your floor. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8238 Is this the elevator for taxidemists and republicans ? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8239 Hey Joe, I' m taking that elephant in the room you always point out when you come over my apt. out for a walk , he gets lonely if i leave him 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8240 You can join us on three conditions. One, you don’t know what weight limit means. Two, you possess the reckless disregard for your life of motorcycle daredevils. Three, you’re holding peanuts. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
8241 I'd rather not talk about it, just take the next one." Edgar Zapata, Orlando, FL 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8242 Sorry -- there's a weight limit. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
8243 Can you take the next one down? We're late for the circus. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8244 They're leaving the party. Looking for a new home. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8245 The sign said 'No Dogs Or Cats On The Elevator', not elephants 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8246 He was here when I got on, but can’t select his floor! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8247 I heard your room needs an elephant 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
8248 We just can’t remember what floor it’s on. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
8249 What can I say,they asked me to get the elephant out of their room. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8250 We’re leaving. He’s tired of always being the only one people want to talk about when he’s in the room. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8251 Now with inflation at an all time high I can't afford a room for my elephant.... this is the only room I can afford. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8252 Can me and my friend stay at y our place 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8253 Yes, there was an elephant in my room. I think it was you ... 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8254 The downstairs neighbors keep complaining! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
8255 You’re thinking there’s a gaseous smell? It smelled like this when I got in it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
8256 Well I don’t know - it is like a room. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
8257 Sorry but this elevator doesn't want to go up... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8258 You have friends in the hotel maintenance department. Tell them the elevator barely makes it up to the twentieth floor. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
8259 The hippos are claustrophobic; they took the stairs. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8260 That's right, a pedicure and to just get out of the room. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8261 You also invited to the party on the 20th floor? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
8262 You want to join us in our ivory tower? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8263 Are we going to address the elephants in the elevator? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
8264 I'm trying to win the New Yorker caption contest. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
8265 No, only Gunga Din can come in. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8266 This way we won't have to avoid talking about it. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8267 Sorry, you'll have to wait.We're testing the elevator. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8268 I’m sorry, didn’t you say there was a cask of amontillado in the elevator you wanted me to try? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
8269 It goes without saying that there's no room with these elephants. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8270 I think one of the tenants in this building might be a guest from airbnb. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8271 Now when you said we needed to address the elephant in the room, I didn't actually expect that we needed to address the elephant in the room 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
8272 Not sure if there is any cake left, there is a lot of Brad's coworkers from India crashing his bday party 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8273 Great condo you have with those high ceilings! Hope your insurance covers the damage to your furniture. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
8274 Oh, I thought you meant trunk reception. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8275 Sorry, I think you may want the service ele-vator 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8276 You got something against elephants? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8277 Depends on your floor.." 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8278 Sorry, conEd says we can only go down. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8279 When he sees his former coke dealer in the elevator backed by the elephant muscle, he notices for the first time they share the same hairstyle and love for big entrances. Coke dealer: “You lost weight man. You feeling okay?” 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8280 We asked the management to address the elephant in the room, turns out it was more than one. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8281 If you think you have been Abducted then I have found that person has implants. I have figured out how to locate Alien implants with a simple stud finder. The small neodymium magnets like in ear buds will stick to the skin where the objects are. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8282 You say weight limit, I say wait limit. So I'm staying on. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
8283 So you've heard of the Elephant in the room... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8284 Before there's an elephant in the room 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8285 Sorry, we are at the elevator's maximum weight limit." 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8286 Is this the third floor? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8287 When are we going to address the elephant in the room? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8288 I got on 4; she doesn't see concerned. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
8289 I’m not so sure Carl, ya think he’ll fit in the room? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8290 Climb aboard, man. There's plenty of space on the trunk. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8291 The committee wanted to get the elephant out of the room 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
8292 Oh this is why Garland and the DOJ aren't prosecuting Trump and the insurrections; he can't see the elephants in the room 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8293 Excuse me, but have you had your booster shots?" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8294 These Janet and Mabel are leaving. They're tired of always being labeled The Elephant in the Room. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
8295 He thought maximum wait meant maximum weight! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8296 Want to join us for some day trunking? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8297 Going down only! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
8298 It's not rent stabilized, but they said it's alright if we're working for peanuts. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
8299 There might be room in the trunk. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
8300 Well, I couldn't exactly leave him in the room. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
8301 Wherever I go, there's one in the room. Could it be the goatee? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8302 Are you a Republican or a Democrat ? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
8303 Oh hiiiii!!! Our building has such a huge lift.You know they told me that I could get any big thing through a lift but I was confused that what should I take then i met him and tada they were telling the truth but can you tell me how to get this out? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
8304 He was in a room three floors up but everybody was ignoring him, so he left. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
8305 I’m ready to talk about this at our next meeting. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
8306 Do you know elephant talk? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
8307 Hop in quick, he's really gotta go! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
8308 No one wanted to discuss the elephant in the room, so we left" Bob Greene bob@contourventures.com 917.696.682 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
8309 Sorry, next car! We're at the weight limit. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
8310 We're the new Dystopic First In First Out emoji. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
8311 I’ve got something big to show here. I can see, though, that you desire to be on this ride. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
8312 Adam started to realize his imposter syndrome was going everywhere with him. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
8313 U know this Installation is so dope, the road apples are shipped to Nebraska City for Arbor Day. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
8314 No we're gonna get going Steve. My ex keeps looking at us funny. Can't get over the break-up I guess. She's got a memory like a...like a...umm...she just never forgets! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
8315 Sorry, this elevator is going down only. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
8316 Yes mine is smaller but I meet such an amazing verity of visitors. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8317 He demands a reweigh on the weight limit 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8318 Sorry - only two permitted per elevator. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
8319 He insists its his Man Cave and won't leave 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
8320 Oh my god oh my god this elephant is holding me captive in this elevator please call the police oh my god he’s holding a knife oh god save me please 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
8321 We're going down: There's no escaping the January 6th Committee. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
8322 I think it's time to discuss the elephant in the room 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
8323 They really couldn’t abide him in the room. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
8324 Can you take the next elevator down? I've been working all day and he desperately needs a potty break. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
8325 Ralph! Are the roof repairs done yet 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
8326 Sorry for the inconvenience, routinary maintenance procedures 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
8327 They can't remember so we are stopping on every floor 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
8328 I sure hope they're not Grand Old Pachyderms! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8329 Hey, we're on our way down from touring the Savanna Honeymoon Suite! Going down? 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0