Contest #809


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809

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Why don’t you ever leave the house?”
  2. “Did we forget anything?”
  3. “Thanks for helping me move.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-07-03T22:03:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-07-24T22:04:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-07-18T22:04:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 25, 2022
Number of captions 6770
Number of responses 665583
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Once the kids move out it'll get easier 1.8637 0.01950 1702 682 570 450
1 Not so tiny now,is it? 1.8385 0.01884 1740 700 621 419
2 'Let me do the talking when your mother wakes up.' 1.8357 0.01780 2075 880 656 539
3 We never should've offered home delivery. 1.8278 0.01870 1806 752 613 441
4 Yet I still have the feeling I have forgotten something. 1.8268 0.01794 1865 749 690 426
5 Let’s stop here and call it a halfway house. 1.8229 0.01489 2947 1270 929 748
6 I can’t wait to see the look on the kids’ faces when they wake up. 1.8211 0.01848 1867 792 617 458
7 She got the kids. I took the house. 1.8150 0.02442 1092 475 344 273
8 I regret the marble countertops 1.8145 0.01583 2415 996 871 548
9 You could have been more clear when asking me to help you move. 1.7965 0.01631 2256 953 809 494
10 There's no way we could carry a second home." 1.7870 0.01786 1967 871 644 452
11 We should have read the fine print when we took this job for home delivery. 1.7812 0.01645 2326 1042 751 533
12 When they said, “priced to move,” I had no idea. 1.7781 0.01842 1789 785 616 388
13 You'll be thanking me when we're not setting up tent poles in the dark. 1.7745 0.01624 2160 913 821 426
14 Whatever you say, don't give them the idea that we are first time campers. 1.7720 0.01955 1588 704 542 342
15 The bank can’t foreclose what they can’t find. 1.7701 0.01646 2323 1059 739 525
16 My possessions stopped sparking joy about a mile back. 1.7621 0.01723 2093 958 675 460
17 It's not just the rate hike, it's the carrying cost. 1.7614 0.01721 2146 999 660 487
18 You did remember to bring the house key, right? 1.7564 0.01816 1769 784 632 353
19 When the loan officer said we'd be carrying this burden for the next 30 years, this isn't what I envisioned. 1.7561 0.01715 2050 929 692 429
20 It seemed easier than deciding what to pack and what not to pack. 1.7554 0.01885 1660 742 582 336
21 We really need to find a house sitter next time. 1.7548 0.01549 2471 1110 857 504
22 I think the saying was "Don't leave home without it". 1.7456 0.02813 798 379 243 176
23 I told everyone I was working from home. 1.7443 0.01881 1662 755 577 330
24 Let's stop soon, I need to use the bathroom 1.7440 0.01700 2004 902 713 389
25 Would you please stop saying "location, location, location." 1.7427 0.01747 2017 947 642 428
26 They can’t foreclose if they can’t find the house. 1.7418 0.02135 1305 600 442 263
27 We definitely overpacked. 1.7396 0.01647 2135 968 755 412
28 You really know who your friends are on moving day." 1.7363 0.01753 1809 804 678 327
29 I found I have less back pain if I sleep in my own bed. 1.7362 0.01844 1751 813 587 351
30 I’ll be really mad if they do have bathrooms up there. 1.7321 0.01748 1904 877 660 367
31 You're right, the marble countertops would have been a mistake. 1.7187 0.01485 2520 1154 921 445
32 Its gonna be great sleeping in my own bed to night 1.7148 0.01562 2325 1085 818 422
33 I'm glad we sent the kids ahead with the furniture. 1.7107 0.01636 2074 962 750 362
34 This would have been a lot easier if you’d have gotten rid of all those National Geographics in the attic. 1.7087 0.02274 1119 534 377 208
35 Did you turn the stove off? 1.7021 0.01951 1554 760 497 297
36 When I agreed to a mobile home, this is not what I had in mind. 1.6995 0.01765 1797 854 629 314
37 The only thing keeping up with the Kardashians are my glutes. 1.6988 0.01728 2663 1580 305 778
38 Wow, turtles make this look so easy! 1.6987 0.01815 1716 821 591 304
39 Look, I like to use OUR toilet. 1.6943 0.01793 1750 841 603 306
40 So much for our mortgage broker saying the two of us couldn’t carry a house. 1.6883 0.01822 1713 837 573 303
41 This is absolutely my last two-storey walkup. 1.6872 0.02525 908 449 294 165
42 I'm thinking of down-downsizing. 1.6831 0.02009 1931 1155 233 543
43 Why can't we leave the dog at a kennel like everybody else? 1.6824 0.02572 866 429 283 154
44 Did we forget anything? 1.6815 0.01846 1975 1079 446 450
45 Let's just hope they don't end remote work anytime soon. 1.6804 0.02069 1286 625 447 214
46 Our fear of using public restrooms is becoming a real burden. 1.6731 0.02768 722 356 246 120
47 Next time, I'll pack. 1.6719 0.02024 1411 715 444 252
48 I'm not sure this will fix our WiFi problem. 1.6637 0.02017 1362 683 454 225
49 I always get the side with the refrigerator. 1.6626 0.02001 1310 639 474 197
50 Just remember: location, location, location. 1.6596 0.02239 1137 583 358 196
51 I forgot the key. 1.6538 0.02225 1193 630 346 217
52 We just need to get this onto Boardwalk and we’ll be set. 1.6441 0.02876 680 355 212 113
53 The kids should be up in about an hour… they’ll be surprised. 1.6371 0.02336 1025 540 317 168
54 All because you can't pitch a tent. 1.6333 0.02491 878 459 282 137
55 Garage? I though YOU had the garage! 1.6275 0.02642 851 470 228 153
56 The idea struck me when I heard your mother was afraid of heights. 1.6272 0.02613 912 517 218 177
57 Fresh air, plus all the comforts of home! 1.6182 0.02619 757 396 254 107
58 If this relationship is going to work you're going to have to get over your fear of sleeping in a tent. 1.6179 0.02641 759 401 247 111
59 I think the saying is "Don't leave home without it." not the other way around. 1.6134 0.02651 789 430 234 125
60 We've got to go back. I forgot the patio. 1.6131 0.02807 747 420 196 131
61 When you said “let’s pick up and move” I thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.6112 0.02713 769 425 218 126
62 We couldn't find a house sitter. 1.6086 0.02798 695 378 211 106
63 This is easier than getting a cartoon published in The New Yorker 1.6022 0.02987 636 357 175 104
64 This mobile home living is not what it's cracked up to be. 1.5974 0.02907 611 330 197 84
65 Maybe we should have listened when they said,”You can’t take it with you.” 1.5967 0.02817 610 320 216 74
66 Can we stop, I need to use the bathroom. 1.5965 0.02960 679 394 165 120
67 Did you remember to put the beer in the fridge? 1.5963 0.02752 654 347 224 83
68 Thanks for helping me move 1.5960 0.02878 656 364 193 99
69 How much further away do you want the mother-in-law suite? 1.5918 0.03067 610 350 159 101
70 I'm starting to think we should have kept the RV. 1.5878 0.03071 575 323 166 86
71 Working remotely has its drawbacks. 1.5876 0.02931 628 352 183 93
72 How much longer 'til we get away from Trump World? 1.5870 0.03117 569 323 158 88
73 trust me,this is easier than getting flood insurance 1.5862 0.02984 609 343 175 91
74 Sure..., she got the Tesla, but...., I..., kept..., the... house... 1.5829 0.03165 525 293 158 74
75 So I thought, Why Stop at the kitchen sink? 1.5817 0.03184 526 296 154 76
76 You said there were no tunnels, right? 1.5810 0.03135 506 276 166 64
77 On second thought, sleeping in a tent wouldn’t have been so bad. 1.5804 0.02895 560 298 199 63
78 Why don’t you ever leave the house? 1.5796 0.02974 647 378 163 106
79 I'm starting to regret telling Carl we'd help him move. 1.5794 0.03050 554 308 171 75
80 Big deal, they said; so you carry a mortgage. 1.5771 0.03039 525 285 177 63
81 Well, they did say we’d be carrying this mortgage for the rest of our lives 1.5768 0.03281 534 314 132 88
82 I’m hungry. Do you think Mom’s up yet? 1.5731 0.03391 506 301 120 85
83 I still think a tent would have worked. 1.5726 0.03250 496 281 146 69
84 The American dream of home ownership moves to Canada. 1.5714 0.03279 483 273 144 66
85 I still feel like I’m forgetting something. 1.5701 0.03099 556 319 157 80
86 And then the rental lady says,"Listen smart ass: 'House for rent, mountain view.' are unrelated clauses, and you can take that all the way to the Supreme Court." 1.5694 0.03253 483 272 147 64
87 Technically, I’m working from home. 1.5692 0.03252 513 297 140 76
88 I need more than a six pack and a pizza for this move Steve. 1.5675 0.02999 541 299 177 65
89 You just had to assemble it at the store. 1.5673 0.03294 483 276 140 67
90 I told you that we’d have all the comforts of home. 1.5670 0.03014 515 280 178 57
91 You just had to book the BYOB&B. 1.5611 0.03386 499 300 118 81
92 Couldn't we have left your mother with a caregiver? 1.5583 0.03242 523 310 134 79
93 Did you lock the back door? 1.5568 0.03166 537 316 143 78
94 When you see what the real estate market is like at the top, you'll be glad we brought this. 1.5567 0.03222 485 277 146 62
95 I didn't think relocating would be this hard. 1.5553 0.03427 416 235 131 50
96 YOU’RE the one who wanted a place in the mountains! 1.5551 0.03164 472 263 156 53
97 Sisyphus didn’t realize how good he had it. 1.5526 0.03473 447 265 117 65
98 and they said “you can’t take it with you”, ha! 1.5505 0.03512 416 242 119 55
99 My back is burning up. Did you remember to turn off the fireplace? 1.5505 0.03451 436 255 122 59
100 I didn't say I don't go hiking; I said I never leave the house. 1.5492 0.03526 457 279 105 73
101 But what else could ‘home delivery’ mean? 1.5485 0.03711 392 234 101 57
102 when i said i'd carry it, i meant the mortgage. 1.5473 0.03420 444 261 123 60
103 We knew it was a walk-up when we bought it." 1.5468 0.03579 406 239 112 55
104 I swear she said 'fixer upper,' not 'picker upper.' 1.5432 0.03669 370 215 109 46
105 Pace yourself. We still have to go back for the garage. 1.5429 0.03741 420 263 86 71
106 I’m glad we went house hunting today. 1.5407 0.03444 455 275 114 66
107 I certainly didn’t realize what was meant by ‘cash and carry ‘at the estate sale. 1.5393 0.03758 356 209 102 45
108 I say travel light. We can always buy a garage when we get there. 1.5370 0.03632 378 222 109 47
109 When you said 'mobile home,' this is not what I had in mind. 1.5362 0.03688 373 221 104 48
110 Time to get the F out of this country 1.5357 0.04146 420 294 27 99
111 I think I forgot the key to the house. 1.5344 0.03633 378 223 108 47
112 Well, it uses less gas than our motor home. 1.5276 0.03703 326 186 108 32
113 Don't be angry, but I forgot to pack the toilet paper. 1.5260 0.03831 365 225 88 52
114 You put out the fireplace, right? 1.5257 0.03936 350 217 82 51
115 One overlooked benefit to owning a Tiny House is that upward mobility is pretty much guaranteed. 1.5257 0.03688 331 190 108 33
116 I thought a tiny house would make life easier. 1.5249 0.03735 362 218 98 46
117 Watch your step. Most accidents occur close to home. 1.5238 0.04019 336 209 78 49
118 A second home? We can barely carry one. 1.5211 0.03955 355 224 77 54
119 Absolutely none of this makes any sense whatsoever. From the size of this house, to the fact there is a fire burning inside, to us dancing with the devil on the extreme edge of this trail. I just don’t get it. 1.5207 0.04349 363 253 31 79
120 I don't think staycations work this way. 1.5198 0.03627 354 208 108 38
121 It'll be easier going home! 1.5181 0.03778 332 197 98 37
122 Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought mobile homes had wheels 1.5172 0.03967 319 194 85 40
123 You really need to get over this whole 'only being able to poop at home' thing. 1.5154 0.04095 357 235 60 62
124 I bet you’re regretting the guest bedroom now. 1.5154 0.03533 390 235 109 46
125 I really should have asked what a BYOH was. 1.5126 0.03605 357 212 107 38
126 I want a divorce. You can have the house. 1.5117 0.04351 299 193 59 47
127 I sure hope they appreciate our wedding gift. 1.5105 0.04195 286 176 74 36
128 I didn't realize homeownership would be such an uphill battle! 1.5097 0.04022 308 189 81 38
129 Did we forget to turn off the fireplace? 1.5087 0.04469 289 189 53 47
130 … and then I told him, of course I know what @airbnb is! 1.5076 0.03847 327 199 90 38
131 I was expecting the burdens of home ownership to be a bit more figurative. 1.5076 0.03853 329 201 89 39
132 I’m just saying, our marriage seems to lack a firm foundation. 1.5068 0.03907 294 174 91 29
133 When we were warned that it was a huge mortgage, I thought we could carry it. 1.5063 0.03927 318 195 85 38
134 The $250 delivery fee is seeming more reasonable every minute. 1.5047 0.04110 317 202 70 45
135 They can't evict us if they can't find the house. 1.5044 0.03826 343 213 87 43
136 This is the last time we offer to help someone move. 1.5042 0.03634 359 218 101 40
137 At least we have a roof over our heads. 1.5032 0.03971 316 196 81 39
138 Once again, you’ve brought everything but the kitchen sink. 1.5017 0.04227 291 184 68 39
139 Are you sure the invitation said BYOH, not BYOB? 1.4983 0.04155 295 186 71 38
140 It's still easier than carrying a forced pregnancy for nine months. 1.4966 0.04227 296 190 65 41
141 Sometimes I think we’re carrying that “home away from home” feeling just a little too far. 1.4964 0.04090 276 168 79 29
142 This is our steepest rent hike yet! 1.4886 0.04084 307 197 70 40
143 The carrying costs for this home are very steep. 1.4886 0.04110 307 198 68 41
144 On second thought, a mobile home might have made more sense 1.4884 0.04262 258 160 70 28
145 Define mobile 1.4879 0.04104 289 182 73 34
146 Hey wait a sec—did the Guru say “home” or “Om”? 1.4857 0.04390 245 153 65 27
147 This is the last time I ever help you move. 1.4856 0.04286 278 179 63 36
148 We've got to get this abortion clinic across the border from Texas to New Mexico before the trigger ban takes effect. 1.4854 0.04602 274 186 43 45
149 It’s not too late to make it a lake house. 1.4828 0.04191 261 162 72 27
150 The house is fine but I don't think we could carry the mortgage. 1.4826 0.04250 259 162 69 28
151 Why can't you pee in the bushes like everyone else? 1.4825 0.04681 257 173 44 40
152 Don’t ever ask me to help you move again 1.4825 0.04549 257 169 52 36
153 What should we tell the kids when they wake up? 1.4793 0.04390 242 152 64 26
154 Why can't we just pitch a tent, like everyone else?! 1.4790 0.03648 357 226 91 40
155 When I said ‘Sure, I’ll help with the move’, I really didn’t have this in mind! 1.4778 0.04220 270 172 67 31
156 Next time let’s agree on what to pack. 1.4776 0.04244 268 171 66 31
157 I keep thinking we must have forgot something. 1.4762 0.03934 294 184 80 30
158 Next camping trip, I do the packing, OK? 1.4748 0.04561 238 154 55 29
159 It doesn't feel like such a tiny house. 1.4742 0.04023 291 185 74 32
160 Honestly,I don’t know how those snails do it! 1.4735 0.04189 264 167 69 28
161 I just keep telling myself, 'Location, location, location.' 1.4735 0.04390 264 173 57 34
162 You have the key,right? 1.4727 0.04257 275 179 62 34
163 I'm glad we decided not to bring the garage this time. 1.4725 0.04087 273 172 73 28
164 I’m not sure about this glamping thing. 1.4723 0.04142 271 172 70 29
165 I had an entirely different vision when you proposed, "Let's take a Tiny House vacation in the mountains." 1.4715 0.04336 263 171 60 32
166 It’s all about location. 1.4713 0.04361 261 170 59 32
167 At least we don't have to worry whether we left the stove on. 1.4696 0.04163 230 139 74 17
168 If you think this is a heavy lift, wait till you see the mortgage when the rate adjusts. 1.4686 0.04388 239 152 62 25
169 Let’s not tell Sisyphus. 1.4679 0.05042 218 149 36 33
170 I dunno I just feel our mortgage is breaking my back. 1.4669 0.04125 257 161 72 24
171 I still think getting a security system would be a better way to avoid burglary. 1.4664 0.04319 238 150 65 23
172 Why do I feel like I’m forgetting something? 1.4662 0.04095 266 168 72 26
173 Might have been easier to just get a house-sitter. 1.4659 0.04588 249 167 48 34
174 I still think we spoil this dog. 1.4657 0.04933 204 134 45 25
175 Nothing like sleeping in your own bed at night 1.4654 0.04439 260 173 53 34
176 I just realized that I forgot the extension cord. 1.4652 0.04554 230 149 55 26
177 I swear to God, if you start singing "Movin' On Up" one more time... 1.4640 0.04451 222 140 61 21
178 I told you the housing market always goes up. 1.4632 0.04412 231 147 61 23
179 Okay, okay! Next time I book air bnb, I'll check the fine print! 1.4626 0.04186 281 185 62 34
180 Maybe bundling home and travel insurance wasn’t such a great idea. 1.4609 0.04716 230 154 46 30
181 This is a classic case of you over-packing. 1.4600 0.04747 200 128 52 20
182 Downhill will be easier. We’ve got a reverse mortgage 1.4593 0.05119 209 144 34 31
183 No, I thought you had the keys. 1.4561 0.04705 228 153 46 29
184 OK ,,, next time we'll call a house sitter. 1.4554 0.04768 224 151 44 29
185 Hang in there. Just a few more miles and we can refinance. 1.4550 0.04715 222 148 47 27
186 He better buy—this is the third house we’re showing him. 1.4550 0.04843 222 151 41 30
187 It feels like it's appreciated at least 30 percent since we started. 1.4549 0.04382 233 150 60 23
188 This 'your home away from home' holiday is unfolding a bit differently than I imagined 1.4549 0.04465 233 152 56 25
189 I know it’s hard, but we’re finally getting out of the Valley. 1.4549 0.04356 244 159 59 26
190 It's a cross between a staycation and glamping. 1.4545 0.04523 220 142 56 22
191 This feels less like a vacation and more like a metaphor. 1.4526 0.05028 232 166 27 39
192 Do you think we have everything? 1.4525 0.04552 221 144 54 23
193 If your parents can find us, they can stay with us. 1.4518 0.04955 197 131 43 23
194 Are you sure we didn’t forget anything? 1.4513 0.04299 226 143 64 19
195 You were right, it's still much easier than packing. 1.4502 0.04850 211 142 43 26
196 This is not what i expected when i listed the house as owner will carry. 1.4502 0.04491 231 152 54 25
197 A rent hike. Just what we need! 1.4490 0.05178 196 135 34 27
198 If we lived here we’d be home by now. 1.4486 0.04752 214 143 46 25
199 At least, Sisyphus, it won’t roll back down again 1.4478 0.04333 230 148 61 21
200 Did you remember to put out the fire in the fireplace before we left? 1.4472 0.04758 199 130 49 20
201 The divorce settlement was very specific. 1.4467 0.04846 197 130 46 21
202 Tell me the truth. Aren't you glad we didn't take the piano? 1.4465 0.04547 215 140 54 21
203 Her name is Dorothy and she’s wearing red shoes and blue gingham. The witch said to drop it right on her. 1.4456 0.05391 193 137 26 30
204 How much further to Sarasota? 1.4450 0.05246 209 150 25 34
205 Let’s stop up here. I need to use the bathroom. 1.4439 0.04916 196 131 43 22
206 Last year, I forgot my toenail clippers. Not doing that again. 1.4429 0.04816 210 142 43 25
207 My wife says I always take too much stuff. 1.4416 0.04625 197 127 53 17
208 That lot better not be sold when we get there! 1.4416 0.04487 231 154 52 25
209 This is the last time I'm helping a friend move. 1.4409 0.04606 220 147 49 24
210 Did you remember to forward the mail? 1.4409 0.05166 186 127 36 23
211 I misread the cash and carry terms. 1.4402 0.04638 209 138 50 21
212 I think your mom's up, I heard the toilet flush. 1.4395 0.04409 248 168 51 29
213 We should've splurged for the Winnebago. 1.4395 0.04560 223 149 50 24
214 If one more person asks 'house it going?' one more time, I swear... 1.4375 0.04800 208 141 43 24
215 Tell me you brought the keys. 1.4372 0.04589 215 143 50 22
216 And we can get a reverse mortgage for going down. 1.4372 0.04698 199 131 49 19
217 Remember, I want the kitchen windows facing East. 1.4365 0.04508 197 126 56 15
218 We sure saved a lot of time packing! 1.4363 0.04869 204 139 41 24
219 I admire your stamina, but I don't believe that you've fully grasped the concept of backpacking. 1.4350 0.04571 200 130 53 17
220 I think we might taking "buy low, sell high" too literally. 1.4343 0.04874 198 134 42 22
221 I didn’t know how heavy a home mortgage could be until now . 1.4341 0.04950 182 121 43 18
222 Can you wait to use the bathroom until we get to the top? 1.4340 0.04627 235 163 42 30
223 Tell me again why you don’t like tents 1.4337 0.04963 196 134 39 23
224 Anything to get out of Texas... 1.4337 0.04856 196 132 43 21
225 The mortgage on this is enough to break your back. 1.4335 0.04935 203 140 38 25
226 But you've always said what's important is "location, location, location"! 1.4333 0.04568 210 139 51 20
227 Wherever you go, well, there you are. 1.4333 0.04467 210 137 55 18
228 I have to use the bathroom. 1.4315 0.04343 241 162 54 25
229 We must admit, the guy was a super salesman. 1.4308 0.04650 195 128 50 17
230 I keep thinking we forgot something. 1.4302 0.04880 179 118 45 16
231 I’m glad we can finally carry the mortgage. 1.4300 0.04405 207 134 57 16
232 Well, pretty sure we didn't forget anything. 1.4292 0.04476 219 146 52 21
233 Remember, we're looking for a spot with lots of trees overlooking the water! 1.4286 0.05192 161 107 39 15
234 It's probably a good thing we sold the piano. 1.4286 0.04821 182 120 46 16
235 Trust me, this is easier than buying another house in this market. 1.4286 0.04882 203 140 39 24
236 I'm starting to regret bringing the cat. 1.4254 0.05145 181 125 35 21
237 I told you we should have emptied the dresser drawers first. 1.4235 0.04794 196 133 43 20
238 I'm beginning to regret helping you move. 1.4235 0.04684 196 131 47 18
239 I told you we couldn't carry another house. 1.4218 0.04493 211 141 51 19
240 Did you leave the water running? I think you left the water running. 1.4213 0.04609 197 131 49 17
241 I am so glad we decided not to go with the brick. 1.4199 0.05258 181 128 30 23
242 Nobody else have bought theirs, now we just look ridiculous! 1.4198 0.04624 212 145 45 22
243 That shower’s gonna feel good. 1.4195 0.04766 174 114 47 13
244 They make it look so easy on HGTV. 1.4192 0.05120 167 113 38 16
245 How long are we going to let the kids sleep in? 1.4185 0.05018 184 127 37 20
246 W e need to hire a housesitter. 1.4184 0.04735 196 133 44 19
247 They really should have put Enlightenment at the bottom of the mountain. 1.4180 0.04744 189 127 45 17
248 It’s camping but with all the comforts of home. 1.4175 0.04770 194 132 43 19
249 - “I can’t shake this feeling that we never really left home.” 1.4171 0.04899 187 128 40 19
250 You knew this is what I meant when I said, 'staycation,' right? 1.4163 0.04099 221 143 64 14
251 I warned you that a second mortgage would make it harder to carry the house. 1.4162 0.04692 185 123 47 15
252 Yes they’re all going to laugh but who is going to have a home cooked meal for lunch at the summit? 1.4162 0.04782 173 114 46 13
253 The realtors insist, it's all about the view! 1.4162 0.04851 173 115 44 14
254 Is it possible we overpacked? 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
255 It looks so easy when snails do it. 1.4157 0.05415 166 117 29 20
256 This way we will still be able to work from home 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
257 You just haaaad to have the granite countertops… 1.4149 0.04936 188 130 38 20
258 Much easier than finding a place in New York 1.4140 0.04803 215 153 35 27
259 Did you flush the toilet before we left? 1.4136 0.05154 162 110 37 15
260 I'm rethinking the whole mountain view idea. 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
261 Are you sure this trail is zoned residential? 1.4128 0.04868 172 115 43 14
262 Technically, it’s no longer considered a fixed asset. 1.4126 0.05092 143 93 41 9
263 If we'd brought the garage, we could drive the rest of the way. 1.4124 0.05096 177 123 35 19
264 What mortgage? 1.4124 0.04651 194 131 46 17
265 I told you a big house would just be a burden. 1.4121 0.04931 182 125 39 18
266 It's easier than trying to buy a house in Seattle. 1.4121 0.04806 182 123 43 16
267 What do you mean you left the white picket fence back there several switchbacks ago? 1.4107 0.04801 168 111 45 12
268 This is the home stretch... 1.4104 0.05181 173 121 33 19
269 I can leave my work at work but I can't leave my home at home. 1.4101 0.04330 178 113 57 8
270 It's like they've never seen a mobile home before. 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
271 I hate these interest rate hikes. 1.4091 0.05177 176 124 32 20
272 Did you bring the key? 1.4086 0.04969 186 130 36 20
273 You can’t have it both ways. You said you’d go camping if I provided you with all the comforts of home. 1.4083 0.05134 169 117 35 17
274 Frankly the last location is looking better and better. 1.4080 0.04683 174 115 47 12
275 On a positive note, i definitely did not leave the oven on. 1.4080 0.05091 174 121 35 18
276 You remembered the keys, right? 1.4080 0.04798 201 141 38 22
277 We should’ve known with a name like Sisyphus Mortgage. 1.4076 0.05567 157 112 26 19
278 Realtors say to sell high, it's always "Location, location, location". 1.4076 0.04948 184 128 37 19
279 Yes, I did take out the kitchen sink. 1.4072 0.04891 167 112 42 13
280 Pick up the pace,I have a Zoom call in five 1.4056 0.05610 180 136 15 29
281 I feel like I left the fireplace on 1.4054 0.04926 185 129 37 19
282 You’re sure you didn’t forget anything? 1.4052 0.05362 153 106 32 15
283 Now, I wish Republicans had carried the House. 1.4043 0.05692 141 99 27 15
284 How long are we going to be under house arrest? 1.4040 0.04988 151 100 41 10
285 You have to learn to pee outdoors. 1.4038 0.05363 156 109 31 16
286 At that price, you would think it INCLUDED the land. 1.4037 0.05387 161 114 29 18
287 We'd never be able to do this if it wasn't for the fact that we're in a cartoon. 1.4035 0.05600 171 127 19 25
288 Have I ever told you Sisyphus was a ancestor" 1.4033 0.04942 181 126 37 18
289 Did you remember to put out the fireplace? 1.4026 0.05568 154 110 26 18
290 No, I didn't think this was what the broker meant by a 'two bedroom walk-up with great views.' 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
291 I think we have a significant difference of opinion when it comes to the definition of "essentials." 1.4024 0.04988 169 116 38 15
292 We should buy a tent. 1.4012 0.04884 167 113 41 13
293 Yea, well it would be half as heavy if your mother wasn't still in it. 1.4012 0.05101 167 116 35 16
294 I still can' t believe you couldn't find a house sitter. 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
295 I just hate paying for movers when I can easily do it myself. 1.4000 0.04649 190 130 44 16
296 At least we'll be able to sleep in our bed tonight. 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
297 Couldn’t we have stopped with just taking the kitchen sink? 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
298 Just one more mile until we get to lower property taxes 1.4000 0.05351 150 104 32 14
299 They were all out of mobile homes. 1.3990 0.04229 193 126 57 10
300 I used to worry about the house when we went on vacation. 1.3988 0.04901 173 119 39 15
301 I kept telling you: 'Hire the bloody Sherpa!' But no, he's too expensive! 1.3987 0.05590 153 110 25 18
302 This way we can tell Mom we never left the house last night. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
303 I’ve always been a homebody. 1.3975 0.04849 161 108 42 11
304 When were you thinking of settling down? 1.3975 0.05452 161 116 26 19
305 If you complain one more time I will turn this house around. 1.3974 0.05583 156 113 24 19
306 I’ve been thinking of downsizing. 1.3974 0.04870 156 104 42 10
307 What did you pack in this thing--bricks? 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
308 I forgot the toilet paper. 1.3971 0.05350 136 92 34 10
309 It feels so good to get out of the house. 1.3958 0.05680 144 103 25 16
310 This isn't the type of mobile home I had in mind. 1.3958 0.05594 144 102 27 15
311 Next time, let's leave home without it. 1.3956 0.04974 182 129 34 19
312 Nothing like living on the edge. 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
313 With gas prices who can afford to take the r.v. 1.3939 0.05348 165 119 27 19
314 So you're sure this Mountain Guru knows the meaning of life, right? 1.3939 0.05278 165 118 29 18
315 It feels so nice to get out of the house. 1.3935 0.04886 155 104 41 10
316 Arrange a live-in dog sitter so the pooch wouldn't go berserk in a thunderstorm. Move the cats to the vet's. Disconnect the phone and the electricity and the water. Arrange lawn care while we are gone. Believe me. This is easier! 1.3935 0.05376 155 110 29 16
317 Set it down. I need to go in and use the bathroom. 1.3935 0.04971 155 105 39 11
318 It was easier being homeless 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
319 I told you carrying a big mortgage would be an uphill battle ! 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
320 What did BYOH stand for really? 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
321 I'm not finding house arrest all that restrictive. 1.3915 0.05006 189 137 30 22
322 This is not my idea of getting out of the house. 1.3910 0.05110 156 108 35 13
323 This gives new meaning to home delivery. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
324 Boy, they weren’t kidding when they said debt follows you wherever you go 1.3905 0.05382 169 124 24 21
325 This location, location, location you promised better be worth it. 1.3904 0.05268 146 101 33 12
326 ‘Tiny house’ is a relative term. 1.3899 0.04798 159 107 42 10
327 Did you turn off the iron? 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
328 Turtles make this look easy. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
329 Not to worry - the fireplace will go out from lack of oxygen. 1.3893 0.05611 149 108 24 17
330 I think that we somehow haven't captured the spirit of getting away from home. 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
331 I'm starting to regret telling you I'd help you move. 1.3885 0.05319 157 112 29 16
332 I hope you didn't forget the kitchen sink. 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
333 Thanks again for helping me move 1.3879 0.05271 165 119 28 18
334 I know it's not funny right now, but this would honestly make for a very good caption contest. 1.3878 0.05149 147 101 35 11
335 I keep thinking we’ve left something behind. 1.3876 0.05958 129 93 22 14
336 Why not just a tent? 1.3871 0.04962 155 106 38 11
337 When we get to the top, let's go upstairs and rest. 1.3869 0.05268 168 122 27 19
338 We forgot the car. 1.3862 0.05638 145 105 24 16
339 Frankly, I prefer the Homestead Act of 1862 over this new version. 1.3862 0.05887 145 108 18 19
340 Finding a home for under a million dollars is an up hill battle 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
341 You just had to have a shower. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
342 Did you know what carrying costs meant? 1.3860 0.05063 171 122 32 17
343 When you said let’s start packing up the house for the move I didn’t think you meant literally. 1.3857 0.05128 140 95 36 9
344 When in the journey do we get enlightened? 1.3851 0.04582 174 118 45 11
345 Next time we rent a house, do not check the box that says "mobile home"! 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
346 I still feel like I forgot to bring something... 1.3846 0.05416 156 113 26 17
347 I guess I misunderstood "two-story walk-up." 1.3846 0.04772 195 140 35 20
348 The oven is off, the back door is locked and the cat has been let out. Now can we please just enjoy ourselves. 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
349 Oh, shut up with the "Valderi, Valdera" already. 1.3841 0.05756 138 100 23 15
350 Those fools ahead are going to be cold tonight. 1.3835 0.05307 133 91 33 9
351 Snails made it look easier. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
352 Honestly, if I had known what you meant when you asked me to help you move, I would have said no. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
353 Next time, let's find a guru who accepts time shares. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
354 Well, with the gas prices these days an RV would have cost us a fortune. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
355 Couldn't you have just let your ex have the house? 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
356 I did promise you camping with all the comforts of home. 1.3817 0.05359 131 90 32 9
357 When I said that I would carry the mortgage, I meant the note. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
358 Don't you think we're carrying the whole "home away from home" thing too far? 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
359 Carrying the mortgage might have been easier. 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
360 I wish we could find a catsitter she likes. 1.3806 0.05513 155 114 23 18
361 Turns out you can take it with you 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
362 Let's see Zillow find us now. 1.3804 0.05449 163 121 22 20
363 I know you get homesick when we travel. 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
364 When the realtor said cash and carry I didn't think he meant it literally. 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
365 Did you close the garage door before we left? 1.3801 0.04987 171 122 33 16
366 You're the one who didn't want to sleep in a tent. 1.3800 0.04885 150 102 39 9
367 So you said, "We're packing up and moving," and I said, "I'm not leaving this house". 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
368 I’m feeling the weight of home ownership. How about you? 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
369 First time I’ve been on a interest rate hike, Bob 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
370 We’re not hicks; we’re upwardly mobile. 1.3780 0.05064 164 117 32 15
371 I thought you brought the keys. 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
372 Glad we paid off the mortgage, but not feeling the weight off my shoulders yet. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
373 Do you think the perfect 'location, location, location, is around this bend? 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
374 I know it’s an indoor cat, but this is ridiculous. . 1.3767 0.06003 146 112 13 21
375 Still can’t believe this was cheaper than checking a bag. 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
376 I keep tellin ya Ernie, It’s location, location, location! 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
377 If snails can do it, why can't we? 1.3750 0.05013 144 99 36 9
378 I always thought 'carrying a mortgage for the rest of your life' was just a phrase. 1.3750 0.05008 176 128 30 18
379 Keep going, I think the Joneses are a bit further up the trail. 1.3742 0.05155 163 118 29 16
380 Living in a walk-up is harder than I imagined. 1.3741 0.05525 139 100 26 13
381 Tell me if you see a three-pronged outlet. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
382 When you said, “Help me move…” 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
383 I still can't believe we forgot the water 1.3731 0.05672 134 97 24 13
384 How many times do I have to tell you, Randy? The house always wins. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
385 Now I know why snails are so slow. 1.3724 0.05444 145 105 26 14
386 It'll be nice sleeping in our own beds. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
387 If you lived here you’d be home by now. 1.3724 0.04789 145 98 40 7
388 You know your sister was only kidding about selling our house while we were gone? 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
389 The mortgage turned out to be a bigger weight than I expected. 1.3714 0.05024 175 128 29 18
390 Sysyphus had it easy. 1.3712 0.05732 132 96 23 13
391 Stop here for a second. I need to make sure I turned the stove off. 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
392 I'm still not convinced this is better for our marriage than trying to put up a tent together. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
393 Walk slowly. Grandma’s still in the tub. 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
394 It doesn't feel like a "tiny house." 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
395 Stop complaining. You insisted on all the comforts of home. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
396 I hate moving. 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
397 I still think we should have taken that last offer. 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
398 I really owe you. There's just no way I could carry this mortgage alone. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
399 Did you put out the fireplace ? 1.3697 0.05174 165 121 27 17
400 Thanks for letting my mother come along. 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
401 It's the smoke coming from the chimney that bothers me. 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
402 Trust me. This is going to be so much better than sleeping in a tent. 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
403 It's just so great to get away from it all 1.3694 0.04720 157 108 40 9
404 Has it occurred to you that maybe we're taking this whole glamping thing just a bit too far? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
405 Backpacking”you said…”all the comforts of home “ you said 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
406 I wasn't expecting home ownership to be such a burden. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
407 Let's stop HERE––just till the kids are grown." 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
408 Down payment was nothing, but...the carrying charges!! 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
409 I promised you a house with a view, I didn't say it would be easy! 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
410 The bank will find out soon you know 1.3684 0.05795 133 98 21 14
411 Wanna trade sides? 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
412 Please tell me you brought the key. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
413 They did say this house would be a burden. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
414 I think when they said sell high, they meant the market. 1.3672 0.06062 128 96 17 15
415 We may have misunderstood the concept of the mobile home. 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
416 Quadrupled value...Once we are west of the Rockies 1.3671 0.05488 158 119 20 19
417 Now might be a good time to downsize 1.3669 0.05606 139 102 23 14
418 Stop Complaining. You're the one who wanted a room with a view. 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
419 I always assumed the burden of home ownership was a metaphor. 1.3665 0.05264 161 119 25 17
420 Are you sure he said "elevation, elevation, elevation"? 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
421 No one ever mentioned the steep carrying charges. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
422 I hope Junior remembers to bring the outhouse with him when he comes. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
423 They may get there first but we won't have to set up a tent. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
424 This is not what I had in mind when you said, 'Let's get a mobile home.' 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
425 Do you have the house keys? 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
426 Be on the lookout for motivated buyers. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
427 I'm thinking maybe we should have just paid the property taxes. 1.3644 0.06098 118 87 19 12
428 I can't wait to see the looks on the faces of everyone at base camp. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
429 I think it's time we settle down. 1.3636 0.04584 176 124 40 12
430 I hope you put enough wood in the fireplace so the house will be nice and warm when we get to the top. 1.3636 0.05165 165 122 26 17
431 The dog, we forgot the dog! 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
432 Are you sure you didn't forget anything?” 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
433 But what if we get there and it's zoned commercial? 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
434 It's a relief not having to worry about leaving the stove on. 1.3631 0.05124 157 114 29 14
435 And then he says, 'How big a mortgage can you carry?' 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
436 Are you sure you read it right? It said BYOBnB? 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
437 When I told you we needed to pack up the house, I didn't mean it literally. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
438 It's nice to have a roof over our heads. 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
439 Our broker really underestimated the carrying costs. 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
440 I’m still not convinced that this is what a staycation is. 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
441 When they mentioned a hike in mortgages, I had no idea this was what they were talking about. 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
442 Next vacation, lets ask the neighbors to watch the house. 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
443 Just imagine bringing the groceries up.... 1.3603 0.04859 136 93 37 6
444 It looked a lot smaller in the store 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
445 So you’re saying that you packed everything including the kitchen sink? 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
446 I still feel like we're forgetting something. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
447 ‘I still feel like we’ve forgotten something.’ 1.3593 0.04969 167 122 30 15
448 They say that moving is one of the most stressful things you can do. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
449 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted a mobile home 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
450 Why do you always overpack? 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
451 Whoever said, "You can't take it with you." 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
452 No wonder Atlas shrugged. 1.3585 0.06593 106 80 14 12
453 It ain't all that damn tiny. 1.3577 0.05049 123 84 34 5
454 Feels like we never left home! 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
455 Tiny house” seems to be a misnomer. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
456 It's only for the weekend, did you have to pack the whole house? 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
457 Forgot to tell you, Mom moved in upstairs. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
458 There has to be a better way to deal with your homesickness. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
459 Believe it or not, I didn't pack the kitchen sink. 1.3566 0.05590 129 94 24 11
460 Carla, I think we've never truly grasped the concept of a getaway. 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
461 Not what I had in mind when you said we'd pack up the house and leave. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
462 Are you sure this is how a house swap is meant to work? 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
463 For Pete’s sake, YES, you remembered to lock the door! 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
464 Agoraphobia. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
465 See, you can take it with you. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
466 Next time we bring the tiny house. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
467 Did we really need to bring the piano? 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
468 At least this mobile home saves on gas. 1.3542 0.05528 144 108 21 15
469 The 600 bucks to fill up the RV gas tank seems like a bargain now. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
470 We should sleep better in our on beds 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
471 This time we won’t get homesick! 1.3533 0.05363 150 112 23 15
472 Did we remember everything? 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
473 All this for a room with a view? 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
474 Okay, the housing peak has to be around this corner 1.3529 0.06483 102 76 16 10
475 Maybe we overpacked 1.3529 0.05282 119 83 30 6
476 Of course I read your profile. I just thought hiking and playing with the doll house would be separate activities. 1.3529 0.06037 119 89 18 12
477 I think this is our last staycation. 1.3529 0.05767 136 103 18 15
478 I feel at home already 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
479 Remind your mother not to move around while we're on this ledge. 1.3525 0.05486 139 103 23 13
480 Trust me, it'll be worth $3 million in Berkeley. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
481 Interest rates couldn't possibly get this high 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
482 All I'm saying is that the money we will be saving on property taxes is getting burned up by keeping the fireplace lit. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
483 Admit it, this whole tiny house thing has gone too far. 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
484 This week on HGTV's Tiny House Hunters... 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
485 Dammit! We forgot the garage. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
486 Buy low, sell high. Buy low, sell high . . . 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
487 At least we'll be high and dry when the sea level rises. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
488 And you thought we couldn't carry the mortgage 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
489 We should have gone with the even-tinier house, 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
490 This is, without any doubt, our hardest house move . 1.3504 0.05636 137 103 20 14
491 Did you put the dog in the house before we left? 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
492 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I’d help you carry the mortgage. 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
493 At least we've got a roof over our heads. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
494 I say we just flip this thing right now. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
495 Mom and Dad are going to be so surprised when they wake up! 1.3496 0.04616 123 82 39 2
496 Yeah, but the movers we had last time scratched my collection of 78s. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
497 I have new respect for turtles. s 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
498 The property tax difference will make it worth the effort! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
499 Did we forget to turn off the stove? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
500 I should have known "Cheap house with a mountain top view" was too good to be true 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
501 Maybe purchasing a lighthouse wasn’t such a bad idea! 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
502 Yah but they'll envy us when we have a queen bed and flush toilet tonight! 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
503 This isn't what I meant when I said we should take a staycation. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
504 These staycations are killing me! 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
505 You got the key? 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
506 When you said this would be like home away from home, this isn't what I imagined. 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
507 It’s hard work carrying a mortgage. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
508 Do I hear the baby crying? 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
509 It's a lot of work keeping a roof over your head. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
510 Did you remember the key? 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
511 This is the last time we bring your mother on vacation. 1.3465 0.05742 127 95 20 12
512 Tiny house, my butt. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
513 So, the contractors had JUST finished re-doing the entire kitchen when I realized that redistricting put me in Lauren Boebert's district . . . 1.3462 0.05953 130 100 15 15
514 I promised you we wouldn't forget anything this time. 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
515 Next time, let me pack. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
516 Just continue to remember.,it's about location, location, location. 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
517 Technically, it’s still a staycation. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
518 I think next time we should just bring the tent. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
519 It is amazing how the whole work from home thing evolved! 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
520 Finding a place to live is such an uphill battle these days. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
521 Next time, let's just pack. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
522 Did you stop the mail? 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
523 I expected something different when you said it was a “walk-up” 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
524 One of these days we have to settle down. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
525 It's easier than move the mountain to our home. 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
526 We really need to learn to pack lighter 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
527 And you had to have granite countertops. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
528 Would you quit complaining?? Your lucky to have a roof over your head. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
529 At least it stops that nagging feeling we've left something behind. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
530 I still think the tent was the right call, but your mother "was the expert." 1.3433 0.05616 134 101 20 13
531 Do you think we overpacked? 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
532 It might have been easier to put Mohammad in his cat carrier. 1.3429 0.05714 140 108 16 16
533 Yes it doesn’t have wheels but technically it is a mobile home. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
534 Just what we've always wanted, a home away from home. 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
535 I didn't think that moving up in the world was going to be so tough 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
536 You know what they say. Location. Location. Location. 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
537 So is Sisyphus a family name? 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
538 It's just I've never been able to set up a decent tent... 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
539 I thought it said bnb, not byo. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
540 I like to sleep in my own bed every night and you like home cooked meals. Win, win. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
541 Next year we're getting a motel. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
542 We could have bought that alarm system. 1.3415 0.05149 164 125 22 17
543 Did you remember to let the dog out? 1.3415 0.05753 123 92 20 11
544 We'll stop as soon as we find a good foundation " 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
545 We’re in the home stretch. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
546 Remember what the realtor said, ‘location, location, location’. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
547 In ten years we'll probably get 40% over asking 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
548 The realtor said it would move fast. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
549 They did say we could work from home. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
550 Like I said before, it's really not camping if you bring the whole house. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
551 The valley view was fine with me. 1.3400 0.05252 150 113 23 14
552 She only wanted the lot. 1.3400 0.06547 100 76 14 10
553 I think I forgot the keys at home 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
554 Do you ever feel the weight of owning a home? 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
555 This is the last time I help you move. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
556 Guess this is what they mean by upward mobility. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
557 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
558 I suppose "technically" it is a mobile vacation home. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
559 I think we forgot the kitchen sink. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
560 You decide which way, I’m on the fence. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
561 I see a shady spot where we can refinance 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
562 It sure doesn't feel like a tiny house at 10,000 feet. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
563 I thought glamping meant something else. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
564 Your mother could have walked too. 1.3381 0.05456 139 105 21 13
565 How much farther until you're sure your parents won't visit? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
566 It occurs to me now that maybe we don't need all the comforts of home. 1.3378 0.04451 148 103 40 5
567 Looks like we're going to have to explain sweat equity again to these two 1.3377 0.04295 151 104 43 4
568 Next time let's pay for a house sitter. 1.3377 0.05306 151 115 21 15
569 Phew, so when does the balloon mortgage arrive? 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
570 I thought the ad said affordable home in the mountains, not portable home. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
571 You know, being under house arrest really isn't all that bad. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
572 Just wait. Soon people will come to us asking about the meaning of life. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
573 Didn’t we agree to pack light this time? 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
574 Explain 'glamping' to me again. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
575 This thing is getting heavy. How far would you say we are from the next closest country with a working government?” 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
576 You shut down the fireplace, right? 1.3363 0.06362 113 88 12 13
577 Think Mom and Dad will be surprised when they wake up? 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
578 Did you lock the front door? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
579 Not what I meant by 'Let's get high.' 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
580 The price you pay for having an indoor cat 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
581 Later tonight you’ll be glad you’re not sleeping in a tent. 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
582 When the bank asked if we could carry this mortgage, I thought they were being metaphorical. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
583 I liked it better when the house was underwater. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
584 Did you pack the plumbing? 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
585 This is heavy. We should have brought the bungalow. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
586 Best house hunting season ever.” 1.3356 0.04528 149 105 38 6
587 You have no idea how hard it is to find someone to house sit. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
588 Without the trailer, they’ll think we’re upwardly mobile. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
589 I get that solar would have been lighter but there's nothing like the warmth of a fireplace. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
590 Glad we did this. Sleeping on the ground is so bad for my back. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
591 Now I know what they mean, saying - "A man's home is his hassle." 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
592 Escargo 1.3333 0.06068 126 99 12 15
593 Believe it or not, it was actually less trouble than packing my backpack. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
594 I was just thinking about a hot cup of tea,and now I can’t remember if I turned off the stove! 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
595 I told you this was more house than we needed. 1.3333 0.04776 174 131 28 15
596 Aren't you glad I insisted we get a tiny house. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
597 Let's set it down so the kids can get out and see the view. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
598 You couldn't negotiate a better relocation package? 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
599 Just wait until you see the school district up here. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
600 Okay, you were right. I'm glad we got the smaller model. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
601 For some reason I’m craving escargot. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
602 Do you remember if we turned the stove off? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
603 I SWEAR, I WOULD BE HAPPY IN A TENT. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
604 Location, location, location, sheesh... 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
605 When Loretta wakes up, she's gonna be surprised! 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
606 I keep thinking I may have left the oven on. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
607 At least we decided not to bring the pool. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
608 How am I supposed to know that tent would take 4 weeks to ship? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
609 „Honey, I just want to make sure that the kids will not move in again.“ 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
610 I told you we waited too long to sell. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
611 I thought working from home would be different. 1.3308 0.05620 133 102 18 13
612 I told you we should have downsized 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
613 I'm beginning to think that a sleeping bag would have been just fine. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
614 Well, at least we don’t have to wonder if we locked the front door. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
615 I don't think this is what they meant by rent hikes. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
616 Do you ever worry that we're carrying too heavy of a mortgage? 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
617 Is this how a turtle must feel? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
618 I think she’s finally asleep. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
619 Maybe our business model should be Two Men AND a truck 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
620 But no, you had to try glamping. 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
621 See this way we can be both camping AND sitting around the house. 1.3303 0.05057 109 76 30 3
622 The next time I tell you this house will strap us, you’ll listen! 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
623 I didn't think the rent hike would be this steep 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
624 Next time, let's get a condo. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
625 I thought it would be easier than trying to fit everything into a backpack. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
626 My mistake was telling Human Resources that I’m willing to relocate at a moment’s notice. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
627 Hey, thanks again for helping me move. 1.3291 0.05114 158 121 22 15
628 The property taxes up here should much lower 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
629 The carrying costs were a bit more than I expected. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
630 I’m so glad we decided against the duplex. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
631 Maybe we should have brought the bungalow instead. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
632 At least it's better than having the mortgage go underwater. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
633 Does your mother really need all the comforts of home when we bring her on a trip? 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
634 Next year we're getting a house sitter. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
635 This way we won’t get homesick. 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
636 Given that most accidents happen within five miles of the home, I'm beginning to question the wisdom of... 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
637 I liked it a lot more when the dolls were satisfied with a campout on the seashore. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
638 So this is the 'home' workout you were talking about? 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
639 Did you remember to cancel the newspaper? 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
640 if this doesn't work we'll try resetting the router 1.3277 0.06098 119 93 13 13
641 You know what they say—location, location, location 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
642 I don't think this is what they meant by the "tiny house" movement !!! 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
643 Stop complaining. Snails do it all the time. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
644 I know, but we crunched the numbers and this was the only way we could afford a place with a view. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
645 Still, it’s better than renting 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
646 Was it you who said we could afford to carry this mortgage? 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
647 You CAN take it with you! 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
648 We get spiritual enlightenment. HE gets indoor plumbing and a dishwasher. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
649 I'm not entirely sold on "Extreme Backpacking". . . 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
650 Can we pull over so I can use the bathroom? 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
651 I am tired of moving 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
652 Remember how annoyed you use to get when I said I must have left it at home! 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
653 You're right. The walking sticks really do help. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
654 Oh no... not him again. Act inconspicuous. 1.3254 0.05727 126 97 17 12
655 And they said we couldn’t take it with us. 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
656 I guess we'll have to invite them in. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
657 You're right, it is a lot lighter without the encyclopedias. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
658 This is not what I had in mind when I bought a mobile home. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
659 When you said we’d have to move farther from the city to find affordable land, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3246 0.06040 114 88 15 11
660 just because this works for snails.... 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
661 It's a shame the land wasn't included. 1.3243 0.05442 148 116 16 16
662 They will Freak Out when they try to reposess this house! 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
663 I call it "cramping." 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
664 This is the worst AirBnB ever. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
665 For the hundredth time, no one’s at the door. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
666 We may have overpacked. 1.3239 0.05433 142 110 18 14
667 I think I forgot my keys. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
668 You were right, Janet. Turtles really do have it all figured out! 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
669 When I said we could carry everything we needed on our backs this wasn't what I meant. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
670 I really, really wanted that RV but, nooooo, you insisted we go sustainable. 1.3231 0.05697 130 101 16 13
671 Now I understand how turtles feel. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
672 Honey, this was not exactly what I meant when I suggested that we purchase a mobile home. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
673 Buy at the peak,” you said 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
674 The carrying costs aren't too bad 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
675 Leave No Trace is more than just an ethos, man. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
676 This is not what I meant by relocating. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
677 The view is to die for. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
678 Hey Frank, remember when I said we should rent a U-Haul instead? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
679 Remember when all we had was student debt? 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
680 I still think it would of been easier to just unplug the coffee maker. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
681 If turtles can do it, so can we! 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
682 Just think about when we get there, there will be beer in the fridge. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
683 No...I'm glad you're parents could come with us. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
684 I couldn't find a cat-sitter. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
685 Look on the brighter side, when we stop we’ll be home. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
686 You said there was a cabin at every camp site. You didn’t say it was the same cabin. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
687 Aren’t you glad we went with vinyl siding? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
688 I agee, it is hard to leave home 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
689 Oh crap! I think I forgot to take my house keys! 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
690 So I said let’s get a condo, but nooooo, you said 1.3211 0.06235 109 85 13 11
691 Did you let the post office know about the change of address? 1.3211 0.06370 109 86 11 12
692 We really should have one of those “WIDE LOAD” signs. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
693 Valderi, Valdera. My mortgage on my back. 1.3208 0.06222 106 82 14 10
694 Who's bringing the garage? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
695 They were kidding when they said property values are rising 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
696 Its amazing that you always feel at home wherever you are 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
697 You did say you wanted a cozy home away from home. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
698 I can't shake the feeling I've left the kettle on. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
699 Yeah, but it beats sleeping while hanging off a cliff. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
700 Doug is 16. If we'd left him alone in the house, he'd have thrown a party. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
701 The alternative was forgetting something. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
702 First rule of real estate, Lloyd: Sell at the peak. 1.3197 0.05734 122 94 17 11
703 Maybe I didn't pronounce it right. I promise, I did not call you a Sissy-puss. 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
704 I guess I had a different idea of a vacation home. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
705 I swear if you sing 'Home on the Range' one more time... 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
706 Rate hike. 1.3191 0.06630 94 73 12 9
707 Next time we pack separate houses. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
708 We seem to be moving at a snail's pace. 1.3190 0.05948 116 90 15 11
709 AirBnBackpack 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
710 Who says you can't take it with you? 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
711 We always overpack. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
712 And we get to do it for eternity! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
713 And what happens if we don’t like the view? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
714 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should get a mobile home, Theodore. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
715 Why is it always so hard to get away from home? 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
716 My ex-wife told me to take a hike. She got the kids and I got the house.” 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
717 We should have left home behind! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
718 So, how long have you been studying turtles? 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
719 This is so much easier than trying to figure out what to pack for the trip. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
720 Just be thankful we have a roof over our heads. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
721 Well, we're doing better than Sisyphus. No load sharing for him. 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
722 I would have rather carried the mortgage. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
723 I'm glad we went with the two bed one bath. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
724 Downsizing worked well, didn't it? 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
725 Sisyphus in the housing crisis. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
726 The turtles make it look easy. 1.3174 0.04736 167 127 27 13
727 Did you remember to stop the mail ? 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
728 At the summit we'll charge $1 to use the bathroom and make a killing. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
729 This is stupid 1.3167 0.05915 120 94 14 12
730 These new lender requirements are getting ridiculous. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
731 My therapist said fresh air and exercise could help with my attachment disorder… 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
732 I knew house hunting would be hard, bur I assumed land came with it. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
733 Ya did remember ta pack the matches for the fireplace, didn't ya? 1.3162 0.05903 117 91 15 11
734 Make sure you lean in when we hit the curve! 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
735 George is bringing the swimming pool. 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
736 This isn't what I had in mind when you asked me to help you move. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
737 I promised you a room with a view! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
738 If we fall, I hope this house comes with life insurance. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
739 Talk about being house bound! 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
740 they laugh now but tonight we'll be sleeping in our own beds 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
741 How did I let you rope me into this? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
742 The good news is when we get there we'll be at home. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
743 It's good to get away. 1.3148 0.06261 108 85 12 11
744 pack it in, pack it out" is what I always say 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
745 I"m really looking forward to working remotely 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
746 Home ownership is becoming more burdensome these days. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
747 Why didn't they tell us it was cash and carry 1.3145 0.05880 124 98 13 13
748 At least Sisyphus got to roll the stone 1.3145 0.05880 124 98 13 13
749 Next year-let’s get a tent. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
750 Well, the employment agency's ad did say, "House Movers!" 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
751 BTW, Did you notify Amazon? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
752 Why your mother wants to move up here I will never understand. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
753 I feel like we’ve gotta be on the homestretch. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
754 . . . And I’m surprised the airline allowed it as a carry-on! 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
755 You know backpacking doesn't include taking all the comforts of home with you, it's kind of like roughing it. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
756 Glamping is getting out of hand. 1.3140 0.05754 121 94 16 11
757 Don't worry, we're on the home stretch. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
758 at least we know our home network really is wireless 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
759 Why couldn't it just go on a tiny hill? 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
760 Never leave home without it! 1.3137 0.06532 102 81 10 11
761 I know we can move our tiny house almost anywhere, but I'm thinking it's just not tiny emough. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
762 I still think an RV would have been easier. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
763 It feels like our home away from home. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
764 Well, I don't think we'll get our security deposit back. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
765 Good thing we were outbid for the duplex. 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
766 I told you I am not living in a yurt 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
767 Compared with carrying the mortgage, this is nothing. 1.3131 0.06524 99 78 11 10
768 Wait, I thought you were going to call the Guinness people. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
769 Well it was advertised as a mobile home. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
770 It's your turn to get the car. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
771 I still don’t understand the appeal of avocado toast, but those millennials are onto something with their vans. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
772 I don't think we've got that glamping concept quite right. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
773 We should have just taken the outhouse. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
774 Maybe we should've hired a professiona 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
775 It would have been easier to stay in a motel. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
776 Next time, I get to pack. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
777 I’m pretty sure they do have wifi at the camping site 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
778 Location location location, blah blah blah. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
779 Tiny house,” you said. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
780 No, I thought you turned off the fireplace. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
781 Tiny House Movers, my ass. 1.3120 0.05613 125 97 17 11
782 I didn't fully understand how burdensome home ownership would be. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
783 I had no idea you could go backpacking without leaving home .” 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
784 This is your worst idea yet. We can’t even fit through the door. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
785 I thought working from home meant we no longer had to commute. 1.3116 0.05520 138 109 15 14
786 In the current real estate market, you take what you can get. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
787 When you said you wouldn't leave the house, I thought you meant you weren't coming along. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
788 I told you we could carry our mortgage. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
789 I still feel we forgot something. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
790 Doesn’t seem so tiny now, does it? 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
791 Next place we move to can't be a walkup. 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
792 I misunderstood you when you said you wanted to relocate. 1.3111 0.06823 90 71 10 9
793 I thought this would be a lot easier than setting up a tent. Sometimes I am wrong. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
794 This better be the last rent hike. 1.3107 0.06327 103 81 12 10
795 What do you mean you forgot the piano? 1.3106 0.05805 132 106 11 15
796 Next year let's not do a staycation again. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
797 Look, once we stop you'll see it was a good idea.... 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
798 When you said our mortgage was going to be a massive burden, I should have believed you. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
799 What's not to like, the wonders of the outdoors with the comfort of home. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
800 Are you sure this is how glamping works? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
801 The portaging is tough;but we’ll be the envy of everyone at the campsite. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
802 Surely, we won't have to pay property taxes up there" 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
803 Good idea to leave the garage behind. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
804 Are you sure you packed everything you needed? 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
805 Next time we get a baby sitter. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
806 And we still have to carry the Senate...hang in there!!! 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
807 Do you know what it costs to fill an RV these days? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
808 Ugh, these days everyone chooses home delivery 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
809 The airbnb listing said, "Just steps from the summit...". 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
810 Is it just me or is this starting to feel a lot more like house than home. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
811 There goes the neighborhood - LITERALLY. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
812 I still think we shoulda got a Sherpa. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
813 Next time we're moving to the valley. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
814 At least we don't have to hurry to get home. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
815 In hindsight, the tent was a better idea. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
816 I know home prices are out of sight, but this is still a crazy way to get one with a view. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
817 I'm kind of a homebody, I guess. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
818 Still, I feel like we forgot something 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
819 Hmm… well at least we know we have the kitchen sink with us 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
820 At least we can still see our house from here 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
821 Let's see your mother try to visit us now! 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
822 No wonder turtles move so slowly. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
823 The house prices up in the hills are ridiculous, so we just brought our own. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
824 Remember at the top, a three-minute egg takes ten. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
825 So happy we opted for the 2 bedroom instead of the 3 bedroom. 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
826 This is your idea of flipping a house? 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
827 No, we are NOT going back for the kitchen sink. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
828 This is why I don't gamble with snails. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
829 And when we get there we’ll have to carry a mortgage. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
830 I hate moving house. 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
831 House arrest isn’t a light sentence. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
832 It was getting too expensive to live in the city, so I moved. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
833 I used to wake up with such a backache from sleeping on the ground 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
834 Can we stop for a minute? I can’t remember if I unplugged the iron. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
835 I just really prefer sleeping in my own bed. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
836 Well, Sisyphus didn’t have to carry a mortgage 1.3051 0.05959 118 94 12 12
837 Honey, I think I forgot to empty the fridge. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
838 Okay, it’s simpler than deciding what to bring, but it’s definitely more work. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
839 At least we’re not underwater. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
840 It'll be worth it when we get to California 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
841 They can’t foreclose on our house if they don’t know where it is! 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
842 What I can't understand is why is the door only half my height... 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
843 But why did we have to light the fireplace? 1.3047 0.05497 128 100 17 11
844 You did remember to take out the garbage,right? 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
845 I just wasn’t ready to leave home 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
846 Tent!? Tent!?…,” you said…, “I have a much better idea…!,” you said 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
847 When you just can't leave home without it. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
848 Wait 'til they get there and find that there's no place to stay. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
849 Next time we're getting an Airbnb. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
850 I don’t think this is what they meant by roughing it. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
851 Our campsite is near the summit. I've already parked the car there to save our spot. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
852 I thought carrying the mortgage would be easier. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
853 No buyer's remorse here! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
854 I think I need to Google “Outhouse” again. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
855 We're not 'house-poor', but perhaps 'house-tired'...... 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
856 but if it rolls back down again, we’re leaving it there 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
857 She either said, "You need to get out of the house more" or "You need to get the house out more" and given that it's Elaine, I just do everything. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
858 Just think of what we're saving on a home security system. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
859 Are you sure you want to live "off the grid"? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
860 All the discomforts of home! 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
861 Well, you won’t be able to say I forgot something! 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
862 And they said you can't take it with you. 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
863 The campground is a schlepper colony. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
864 The real trick will be the airplane home. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
865 Stunning views but the mortgage is backbreaking 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
866 We call it a trek house. 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
867 When the realtor said it came with a view, we should have asked where the view was located. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
868 This is not quite what I meant when I suggested a mobile lifestyle. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
869 You realize I was being sarcastic right? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
870 I just feel like we never get away from the house anymore. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
871 Why didn’t we just leave it the last time we were up here? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
872 You’ll thank me when you have to poop. 1.3019 0.06168 106 84 12 10
873 Wonderful trip but can’t say I’ve escaped the burdens of home. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
874 I still think I left the garage door open. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
875 You see? We don't need a caravan 1.3014 0.05268 146 116 16 14
876 "I told you I would rather climb Mt Everest with a house on my back than live with your mother!" 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
877 Keep thinking about what we saved on Airbnb. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
878 I told you, it's like Airbnb, but the opposite. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
879 You always pack way too much. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
880 At least we're done with paying rent every month. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
881 Look at it this way, we’re actually the lucky ones that have a house! 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
882 Next year, let’s go somewhere closer to home. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
883 REI's new tent collection is everything but compact. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
884 You were right, the Winnebago was a better buy. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
885 Adjusting for inflation, we should get there in $67,000. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
886 I told you not to advertise home delivery 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
887 But we’ll be super comfortable when we get there. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
888 I thought a tiny house would be tinier than this 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
889 What happened to our plan to take one small carry--on bag apiece when we travel? 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
890 You were right, we ought to have picked the Airstream 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
891 Did you take the keys? 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
892 The realtor said it's a great little house ... only thing missing is a view. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
893 ....and the bathroom sink? 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
894 Let's pitch camp at the next suburb. 1.2990 0.06742 97 79 7 11
895 The school called, they think our kids are growing up in an unstable home 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
896 I'm glad that we didn't bring the kitchen sink. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
897 Believe me, moving upstate will be great for us. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
898 Are you sure we shouldn't have arranged for a housesitter? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
899 Don’t you just love glamping? All the comforts of home. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
900 But the schools are good. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
901 Did you remember to give the mail carrier our forwarding address? 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
902 How DO snails do it?? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
903 I'm starting to think the whole 'Home is wherever I'm with you' thing may have been a metaphor. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
904 Not at all what I envisioned when you mentioned a hike in interest rates. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
905 Did we remember to turn off the fireplace? 1.2975 0.05943 121 98 10 13
906 And somehow you still forgot the toothpaste. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
907 Ha! If we don't win the top prize in the "Most Advanced Glamping" competition, I don't know who will! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
908 No, really, the view will be totally worth it. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
909 I’m glad we downsized this year. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
910 Were you on mushrooms when you put this on your bucket list? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
911 Why can’t we just bring a tent like everyone else? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
912 It was cheaper than hiring a housesitter for a week 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
913 Why couldn't we just have put it on Park Place? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
914 You remembered to turn off the oven, right? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
915 Irma, I will never again complain about your overpacking. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
916 I now understand why a tortoise is so slow. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
917 Working remotely is starting to be an uphill battle 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
918 We're almost off the grid. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
919 Not to worry my love, the Canadian border is just over this hill. 1.2966 0.05685 118 93 15 10
920 Are you sure that the guru knows how to appraise houses? 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
921 You forgot what? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
922 I still say we should have hired an interior designer that comes to the house. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
923 I can’t believe they made us check it on the plane. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
924 This glamping thing isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
925 Stop complaining. I clearly said that I'd only go if I could have all of the amenities of home. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
926 What will IKEA think of next? 1.2959 0.06357 98 78 11 9
927 I think we need to leave the house more often. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
928 Yes, it's hard. But we always wanted a view. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
929 Well you did say, we can travel anywhere with a tiny house! 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
930 I keep trying to move up, but it's like my back is against a wall. 1.2957 0.05790 115 91 14 10
931 I told you we should have bought a tiny house. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
932 Now I'm glad we didn't put in a basement. 1.2952 0.06190 105 84 11 10
933 Don’t worry- I was there on January 6th! The cops never stop white people from looting! 1.2952 0.06190 105 84 11 10
934 Trust me, it will be like we never left the house." 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
935 It's hard to get away anymore. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
936 Carrying this 30 year mortgage really has us strapped. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
937 Didn't that guy carrying his coffin look really silly? My goodness. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
938 HGTV's gotta give us a show after this. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
939 The pebble in my shoe is really killing me. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
940 Did you leave the fire going? 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
941 This was cheaper than gassing up the RV 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
942 Are you sure we packed everything? 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
943 I always wanted a house on a hill. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
944 A tent?" you said, "Who needs to spend that kind of money? 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
945 I meant something else when I said "mobile home." 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
946 I can't wait to sleep in our own bed tonight. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
947 When you asked if I would help you move, well I really had no idea. 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
948 You can't take the suburbs out of the suburbanites. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
949 It's still better than trying to stuff it all in the backpacks. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
950 And I will say it again, it would have been easier with a sleeping bag 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
951 Yes Gary, we are slower, but think of all the time we saved by not having to pack. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
952 If this was our house, we’d be home by now. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
953 Trust me, it’s going to be a great place for an Air BnB. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
954 We’ll stop when we hit a blue state 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
955 Tiny is a relative term. 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
956 I think I forgot to pack the kitchen sink. 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
957 I think I left something in the car. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
958 I am sure there are easier ways to go glamping 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
959 I should have been suspicious when he called it a "Winn-e-Lumbago." 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
960 Well, we bought low. Now we just have to sell high. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
961 Aw man. I forgot my house key. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
962 I’m sorry, but the fact that turtles do it just isn’t relevant. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
963 Next vacation time, try harder to find someone to house-sit. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
964 I didn’t know what to pack! 1.2925 0.05990 106 84 13 9
965 The homestretch is always difficult. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
966 We’re the American Express team; we don’t leave home without it. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
967 With the rising cost of gas, RVs just aren't practical anymore. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
968 Mary, this is worth it right? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
969 Just as I thought. You can take it with you. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
970 I thought you bought the land. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
971 Please don't invite them in for tea this time. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
972 I sure hope the view is worth it. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
973 The bank said we had to prove we could carry the mortgage 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
974 You Know...I'm starting to understand snails 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
975 So glad we can work anywhere from home! 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
976 This should keep us out of the increasing flood plains for at least a couple of years. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
977 You’re sure it was BYOH? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
978 Sure, the property taxes are low up here, but the garbage pick-up fees will kill you. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
979 I don’t think this is what they meant by glamping 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
980 When I offered to help you move house this wasn’t what I meant. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
981 Maybe we should reconsider an RV. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
982 Tell me you didn't leave the keys in the car. 1.2909 0.06373 110 91 6 13
983 Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom again. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
984 I always hated the hassle of putting up a tent. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
985 Ouch! Maybe leaving the fire in the fireplace wasn't such a good idea. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
986 Did you remember to put out the fire? 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
987 You’re the one who wanted to be upwardly mobile. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
988 Yeah, we could have quite the view, but where do we park it? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
989 Feels like home 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
990 Next time you do the packing. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
991 I smell smoke, are you sure you doused the fire? 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
992 We're finally moving up in the world! 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
993 I would like to see an RV do this. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
994 Honey, I think we forgot the garage. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
995 When you said we should get a mobile home, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
996 Maybe we should have paid the carrying costs. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
997 No, I don't have the keys. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
998 How could you forget the patio? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
999 I still think there would be a campsite on top. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1000 Get a tiny house you said! Get the mortgage off our back you said! 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1001 This turtle philosophy slows you down 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1002 How is it turtles make it look so easy? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1003 Yes, but think of how much time we’ll save not having to pitch a tent. 1.2889 0.04444 135 100 31 4
1004 Did you remember the key inside the fake stone? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1005 This is a lot easier since we sold the furniture. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1006 I hope we didn't forget to bring anything! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1007 Oh shoot, I forgot to bring the keys! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1008 I can’t carry a home at these steep rates. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1009 'Spouse!' They said you could bring your 'spouse'! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1010 You know, we're gonna have to go back for the detached garage. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1011 I told you we should have gone for the RV. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1012 Owning a house is an uphill battle. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1013 My realtor friend said that we’d be stupid to not sell at the peak 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1014 A down payment simply isn't enough to compete in this market anymore. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1015 Well, I still think it beats worrying about whether or not we left the bathtub running. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1016 The agent did say the view is to die for. 1.2885 0.06213 104 84 10 10
1017 Not tiny enough. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1018 We'll just have to agree to disagree on the definition of glamping. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1019 I know he was a good salesman but we still should have just bought the tent instead. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1020 They won't be laughing at us when we're at the summit watching Star Wars in our jammies. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1021 I always thought the term ‘social climbing’ was rhetorical! 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1022 Did you remember to turn of the oven? 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1023 This isn't what I meant when I suggested we get a house trailer. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1024 See? Whoever said you can't take it with you was wrong. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1025 It ain’t heavy. It’s my house. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1026 You would never guess what the movers quoted 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1027 Next time you book BYOBnB, count me out. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1028 Oh crap! My keys are in the car. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1029 I never understood the tiny house movement until now. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1030 This new piggy-back mortgage is brutal. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1031 Is it an adventure if you never leave home? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1032 Yeah, but tonight we can sleep in our own bed. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1033 I think we may have overpacked. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1034 You'll thank me once we've set up camp. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1035 You should have consulted Sir Edmund Hillary instead of Albert Camus. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1036 I don’t think this is what “homebody” means. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1037 I have a new respect for turtles. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1038 So she says 'Let's try the BYOAirbnb and save some money'..... 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1039 Now I know why turtles are so slow 1.2870 0.05762 115 92 13 10
1040 It’s where the heart is, Cheryl 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1041 When we talked about buying a mobile home, this wasn’t what I had in mind 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
1042 If I hear "House's it going?" one more time I'll puke. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1043 I told you that we should have got a mobile home. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1044 My Realtor said that I could hike up the price. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1045 Are we going for Snails or Sisyphus? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1046 I'm just glad we got it all in one trip. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1047 Please, they don't notice a thing when they're playing video games in there. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1048 Well, the realtor advised 'buy low, sell high' and 'location, location, location!' 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1049 I can’t shake the feeling that we forgot something important. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1050 I love the freedom of working from home. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1051 I feel like we forgot something...did we lock the garage? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1052 Did you bring your key? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1053 The Joneses have one that you can drive. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1054 Don't complain to me, you're the one who always wanted a home away from home. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1055 Is it up hill or down hill from here? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1056 This isn't what I was expecting when you mentioned glamping. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1057 I don’t think this is Prospect Park 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1058 Can we please stop this Nomad Life? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1059 Let's see them steal packages from our doorstep now! 1.2847 0.05276 144 117 13 14
1060 You're POSITIVE you read that "Guide to the ultimate staycation" correctly? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1061 I liked it better when people came to us for the open house showing. 1.2844 0.05986 109 88 11 10
1062 With these tiny houses, it's all about location. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1063 Did you bring the marshmallows? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1064 They’ll be sorry when it rains. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1065 I knew this mortgage would break our backs 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1066 Thank god it’s tiny. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1067 This sure beats roughing it. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1068 Who’s going to go get the garage? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1069 Becoming a homeowner feels like an uphill climb these days. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
1070 I sure hope the WiFi works. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1071 I keep telling you - location, location, location! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1072 I feel a little homesick. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1073 Marvin, I believe we've found a carbon neutral replacement for the Winnebago. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1074 I said call u-haul....with a U 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1075 Hmmm. A union..for cartoon characters, I like it. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1076 Wow, the mountains you gotta climb to buy a house these days! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1077 I'm beginning to feel camping is overrated. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1078 ....not for earthquakes, but if it falls off a cliff I think we have a claim! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1079 We're bound to find a suitable basement sooner or later. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1080 And then I thought, “Why stop at the kitchen sink?” 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1081 These carrying costs are killing me. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1082 Hiking with all the comforts of home" isn't all it's cracked up to be.. 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
1083 I’ve got a bad feeling I left the stove on. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1084 I know you like to sleep in your own bed.... 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1085 I can't help thinking I forgot to pack something. 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1086 My lovey turtle dove, THIS IS CRAZY. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1087 We have to go back, we forgot the pool 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1088 This one’s gonna be easier to flip. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1089 Those snarky 'snail's pace' remarks are getting old , Harold. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1090 We'll need to go back, I forgot the kitchen sink 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1091 There they are, the ones who requested "Home Delivery!" 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1092 This way we don’t have to worry if we closed the garage. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1093 Your idea of backpacking sucks! 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1094 I honestly didn’t think the cat would want to come 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1095 I knew this felt light,we forgot the basement. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1096 You didn't believe me when I said I wanted a house high on a hill. 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1097 Homebodies can enjoy the great outdoors, too. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1098 Wouldn't sleeping in a tent make more sense? 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1099 It expands when you add water. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1100 I think we forgot the basement. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1101 I love our tiny house!!! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1102 I told you not to take the Sisyphus loan package. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1103 Can we go back to using the thighmaster? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1104 Calling it a hunch, but owning a home may be slowing us down. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1105 So much for your 'Location, location, location.' 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1106 Crap, I forgot to buy marshmallows. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1107 Believe me, once we get there, you'll feel right at home 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1108 Our house--is a very, very, very fine house-- with two cats in the yard--" "Shut up!" 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1109 Location...location...location! 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
1110 Do you think we’re spoiling the dog too much? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1111 Now aren’t you glad we came prepared instead of trying out that new fangled Air B ‘n’ B? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1112 I'm just saying that I think you have a very different take on 'home away from home.' 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1113 It's a belayer's market. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1114 What do you mean we could have used a bunch of balloons instead? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1115 I still think hiring a house sitter would have been better. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1116 I’ve developed a newfound regard for turtles. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1117 It's still easier than finding a new house in our price range. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1118 And he expected me to carry the loan too! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1119 I like sleeping in my own bedroom, when I go camping." 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1120 Did you remember to pack the porch?" 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
1121 What do you mean you're homesick? 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1122 But the real fun will be bringing down the house. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1123 I told you,this house was perfect if we could only pick it up and move it. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1124 Well, at least we managed to leave work behind. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1125 Dude, I say refinancing is a better option. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1126 You're the one who insisted on all the comforts of home. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1127 Want anything from the kitchen 1.2800 0.06208 100 81 10 9
1128 I’m glad we bought these hiking poles. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1129 They’ll work from home 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1130 I've heard that 'home is where the heart is.' But, I never thought it might also be in a ruptured groin. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1131 Please learn to pee outdoors. 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
1132 It’s still easier than packing. 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
1133 Is it me, or are things a bit different ever since we bought the house? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1134 Next time let’s ask your sister water the plants while we’re away. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1135 This AirBnB is way different from the ad. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1136 Who ever said, 'Getting there is half the fun!'? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1137 Don’t you think you’re taking snail’s pace too literally? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1138 I thought you said you wanted a house with a view? 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1139 Wait ‘til you see the view from from the bedroom. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1140 We could have just brought the bathroom, you know. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1141 Can you see why I wanted to downsize? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1142 Well, you said you didn't want to leave the house today. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1143 You think it would feel lighter if it wasn’t a rental? 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1144 You were right about the carport; I see that now. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1145 This is the strangest ruling of the supreme court up to now. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1146 I told you we bought in an up and coming neighborhood. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1147 I always feel at home here. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1148 But no, you just can't give up your 'comforts of home.' 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1149 Let's stop and check on the goldfish. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1150 I try to travel with just a carry-on 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1151 I sure felt this interest hike! 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1152 ? “… 13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer …” ? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1153 We've got about an hour before my parents wake up. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1154 This home delivery thing has gotten out of hand. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1155 Are you hot? I think I left the oven on. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1156 Brokeback Mountain 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1157 This rate hike feels harder than the last time.... 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1158 Yeah sure Pottery Barn is great but this is the last I'm buying a backpack there. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1159 It's been too long since we've left the house. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1160 For the last time, because location is everything. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1161 "What can we bring, what can we bring?" You had to say it. 1.2772 0.06153 101 82 10 9
1162 I’m afraid I misunderstood your interest in a mobile home. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1163 Don’t complain, life is an uphill battle. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1164 "Look, when your friends arrive in their big RVs, they'll be so bummed seeing how they've been upstaged. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1165 Are you certain this is what Sisyphus had to do?" 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1166 Being a nomad with all the comforts of home just never grows old. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1167 The instructions reminded us to bring along something to sleep in. 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
1168 Once we reach the top, I’ll go back and get the garage. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1169 This gives a new meaning to a mobile home. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1170 A man's home is his hassle 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1171 Still better than flying. 1.2759 0.04820 87 63 24 0
1172 I love camping with all the comforts of home. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
1173 Telling your mother we were staying home for the holidays was such a good idea. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1174 I just got tired of saying “there’s no place like home”. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1175 I still think it would have been easier to just hire a babysitter. 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
1176 I told you one day we would be able to afford a vacation home 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1177 Next time, let's just pay for a cell phone company that has a better signal. 1.2755 0.06116 98 79 11 8
1178 I’m beginning to resent your idea that we relocate 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1179 This is totally the result of your indecision,again,of what to pack for trips. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1180 It's a small lot, but the view is spectacular! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1181 I just like that feeling of getting away from it all and being home every night 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1182 I simply must sleep in my own bed every night. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1183 Well, you were the one who said you want to feel at home in the wilderness. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1184 At least we didn't opt for the attached garage. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1185 You did put out the fire before we left, right? 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1186 Just don't make eye contact with other climbers; we don't want to draw attention to ourselves 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1187 I’d say this is our most challenging hike so far. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1188 The Sprinter’s in the shop. 1.2747 0.06456 91 74 9 8
1189 This idea - don’t leave home without it - has gone too far. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1190 Thank goodness they didn't draw this house to scale. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1191 You told me the view came with the house. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1192 Once again, we've overpacked for a trip. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1193 If we lived here, we’d be home. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1194 And you’re sure this is what a mortgage rate hike means? 1.2746 0.05207 142 116 13 13
1195 Only 24 years, 3 months to go ... 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1196 You were right about leaving the furniture behind. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1197 Yeah but, why did you light the fireplace? 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1198 Complain all you want, but I can assure you we didn't forget anything 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1199 Did you read the section where 'adjustable mortgage' referred to straps 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1200 This way we never have to come back down. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1201 I knew that increased mortgage rates would be a burden, but this is ridiculous. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1202 My probation officer saw that there no precedent against so he allowed it as long as I'm within range. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1203 On the plus side, our property taxes are zero and we couldn't be any healthier. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1204 You know I was only kidding when I said, "Why don't we just take the whole house with us." 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1205 Let's see the flooding reach us here. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1206 Think we should check on the kids? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1207 I keep thinking we left something at home. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1208 Did you remember to bring a flashlight? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1209 You think this is hard? Try carrying the 30-year mortgage. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1210 Because I can't sleep in a tent 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1211 Beats carrying that globe. 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1212 Oh, come on, stop kvetching. Just remember how you complained about the leaky tent when we went camping! 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1213 You're the one who wanted a place with a view. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1214 Lighter still if we’d left our toothbrushes and the kids behind. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1215 Fred and Ollie take the advice: “don’t wake the baby,” to new heights. 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1216 Are you sure this is what they mean by a "housing hike"? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1217 HEAVILY OVERVALUED 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1218 I don't bust my butt 11 months a year to sleep on the ground 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1219 I know it's heavy and its a long way to California, but this is still a lot easier than buying one when we get there. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1220 I didn’t realize paying this mortgage would be such an uphill battle 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1221 Canada seemed a lot closer on the map. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1222 mi casa su casa 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1223 But we'll make a fortune when people want a nap and shower at the top. 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1224 Yeah, but the carrying costs of a vacation home outweigh the convenience of renting. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1225 When you said that you wanted to go backpacking with only 'the bare necessities,' this is not what I thought you meant! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1226 Couldn't you just get an emotional support dog? 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1227 Did you bring the water? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1228 So if housing keeps goin' up, ya know... we're set! 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
1229 Well, the ad said it was a mobile home… 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1230 How high did you say sea level will rise? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1231 Is a view really this important? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1232 With prices skyrocketing, I think we made the right decision 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1233 This is why I told you to pack light. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1234 Isn’t it great to finally have the kids out of the house? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1235 Honey, next time we spring for the sherpa with the "Wide Load" sign, okay? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1236 Whatever happened to little house on the prairie? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1237 We even have the kitchen sink. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1238 I told you I'd pack everything but the kitchen sink. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1239 Working from home 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1240 I know it seems inconvenient, but I got a great deal on the mortgage 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1241 They said “you’ll always have a wet basement.” Well not this time! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1242 Well, technically it will eventually come with a view. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
1243 Can we stop for minute? I think I left the coffee pot on. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1244 I hope the kids appreciate this wedding gift. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1245 It's easy for the cartoonist to draw a house but then someone has to carry it." 1.2718 0.05885 103 83 12 8
1246 Good thing we brought it along, 'cause I think I left the stove on. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1247 Can you imagine how uncomfortable those guys are going to be sleeping on the ground? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1248 I told you we should have gone with the balloon mortgage. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1249 The mortgage payment isn't so bad, but no one told us about carrying costs. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1250 Honey, I forgot my keys 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1251 The higher we go, the lower the taxes. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1252 My thighs are burning but that doesn’t explain the smoke. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1253 Still cheaper than buying new, honey. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1254 WE COULD HAVE JUST INSTALLED A RING CAMERA 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1255 Why didn’t we just renovate an old school bus like the Wilson’s did? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1256 This is why you should never help your friends move. 1.2715 0.03979 151 113 35 3
1257 I told you we should have gone with the one bedroom. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1258 Oh shoot,I think I forgot something. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1259 You know I can only sleep in my own bed on these trips. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1260 Location, location, location - there better be a great view. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1261 It's better to have it and not need it... 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1262 I hope they don't want to come in. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1263 No more sleeping on the ground 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1264 They do say don’t leave home without it 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1265 We're doing all that we can to prevent habitat loss. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1266 Did you remember to grab the keys? 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1267 I couldn't decide what to pack. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1268 Ya know, I'm starting' to think the view we had from down there wasn't so bad. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1269 But tiny houses are the newest thing," I said. "Take it back," she said 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1270 But look at all the freedom we have to spend our money on experiences now 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1271 Once we make camp I'll Vacuum" 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1272 Hey man, this is the LAST time I help you move!! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1273 Our business card DOES say 'house movers' 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1274 I never thought "moving house" meant this. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1275 If the contestants were actually funny, they wouldn’t be submitting captions to the New Yorker’s Cartoon Caption Contest. 1.2697 0.06735 89 74 6 9
1276 Wait til the kids see what we found house hunting today! 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1277 Climate change? No problem,we are Norwegians. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1278 From this perspective, it doesn’t seem like such a tiny house. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1279 I told you having a tiny home would come in handy. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1280 This is certainly more rewarding than pushing a boulder up here. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1281 When we get to the top I’ll ask if they have any tiny driveways we can use. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1282 Grandpa said this is how he and grandma got their cabin up there. 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1283 I’m just not getting this staycation thing. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1284 Lots of homeless people up here ! 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1285 Really, being homeless is your biggest fear? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1286 I thought it was a euphemism when you said "Whenever I travel I always end up packing everything I own" 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1287 This is what we get for making that bet with that turtle. 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1288 When you said you wanted to move up in the world, I thought you were kidding. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1289 Let’s house here for the night. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1290 Don't get mad, but I think I lost the key. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1291 Leaving the kitchen sink behind was a brilliant suggestion. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1292 Tiny? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1293 But it is so convenient. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1294 Oh no, we forgot the key to the door. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1295 I think I finally "get" the tiny-house movement. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1296 You're so paranoid - no one would have broken in. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1297 OOPPPS! Here comes the homeowners. Do you think they'll notice? 1.2683 0.06952 82 68 6 8
1298 I gotta give snails a lot of credit. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1299 We forgot the basement. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1300 Did you put out the fire? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1301 Honestly, next year we are buying a tent. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1302 Don't complain, I told you to pack lighter! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1303 Is it too late to downsize? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1304 I didn't think a take-back mortgage would be quite so literal. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1305 Dammit, here come the Andersons. If they ask about the nearest bathroom, just say you don't know. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1306 Honey, I think we forgot the kitchen sink… 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1307 Bob, if you want to live in a Blue Zone, this is how we can afford it. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1308 It's about the view," we said. We also said "Worth the effort." Do you remember that part at least 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1309 I didn't expect home office to be such a hard job. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1310 You’re right, this is better than an alarm system. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1311 Are you sure we'll still get Amazon overnight up there? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1312 I said "hermit" not "hermit crab." 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1313 They appreciate faster at altitude 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1314 With the sea level rising we should be ok for the next 2 years 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1315 I thought you meant metaphorically. 1.2667 0.04792 150 121 18 11
1316 I know your mom likes this so much better than a nursing home 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1317 Housing keeps going up! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1318 Only You! could pick a guru who won't come down off the mountain to bless our little house! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1319 500 more feet and we'll match our interest rate. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1320 Sure, but does your tent have a dishwasher? 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1321 I think I left my phone in the car. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1322 Next vacation, we pack light. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1323 Relocating with a better view was John and Donna's retirement dream. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1324 These mortgage rate hikes are getting steeper every year. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1325 I hope the new school district is worth this 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1326 I told you buying a home in this market would be a terrible burden. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1327 A tiny house is sounding better and better. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1328 Jim said he was able to retire early after a real estate hike. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1329 This isn't exactly what I meant by "mobile home." 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1330 It’s time to consider downsizing. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1331 On the plus side, we can now sleep on our very own bed. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1332 Millennials getting back to nature. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1333 So this is what a hike in interest rates means? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1334 I don’t know why you’re worried, we’ve got everything we need. I’m sure of it. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1335 Why couldn't we have a little house on the prairie? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1336 Everybody's wondering why they never thought of this. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1337 I call this the tiny house from hell. 1.2651 0.06875 83 69 6 8
1338 Just a few more vertical miles til we outclimb the city mortgage rates ! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1339 Or, we could have flown Mom there. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1340 For the last time, relax! I turned the oven off. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1341 Are you sure that the yogi wanted this type of home delivery? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1342 Luckily, the county game warden has a one house limit” 1.2647 0.06062 102 84 9 9
1343 I can never decide what not to bring with me. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1344 Darn it, I think I have a pebble in my shoe. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1345 I can see they are elevating you but why not cover moving expenses ? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1346 Remember when we only had a mortgage on our backs? 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1347 Did you remember to turn off the coffee maker? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1348 Plus we'll have all the comforts of home. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1349 I thought tiny houses were supposed to have wheels. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1350 Did you pack extra batteries for the remote? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1351 The compromise of carrying only one bag is a very important milestone in our relationship 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1352 Wait until you see the view from the second floor! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1353 This is not what I had in mind when I suggested we buy a mobile home 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1354 Did you unplug the fridge? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1355 We won’t let our agoraphobia stop us 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1356 This isn’t what I meant when I said let’s downsize to a mobile home. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1357 When I said we should downsize, join the tiny house movement, and see the world, this really wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1358 Really glad we went with aluminum siding. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1359 Tell me more about our new neighbors." 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1360 Do you think we've taken this Glamping thing too far? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1361 I didn't realize your fear of leaving home was this advanced. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1362 It's heavy, but I'm glad we decided to pick up and move to Canada. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1363 We'll see who's laughing when we're making risotto. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1364 It’ll be nice to sleep in my own bed tonight. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1365 We could have just left the lights on. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1366 Why do you always have to over-pack!? 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1367 OK, we probably don't need it. But if we didn't bring it with us, I would just worry. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1368 In search of the last great school district. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1369 Look at those minimalists coming....we tiny house people are the future.. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1370 I can’t wait until the kids leave the house. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1371 I can't remember, did we pack the kitchen sink? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1372 Okay, so the home on the range didn’t work out. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1373 I wish our sherpa wouldn't take such long showers. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1374 Somehow this doesn't strike me as glamping. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1375 It’s not worth the money we’re saving by handling the move ourselves. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1376 Hiking was a good idea. I've been feeling housebound. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1377 Let’s agree to pack lighter next time. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1378 We misunderstood the assignment when we were told to pick up the house. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1379 When they said home prices were climbing, I don’t think this is what they meant. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1380 Got any trail mix in there? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1381 I still think it would have been easier to get a dog sitter. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1382 I’m not sure this is what they meant by ‘you can’t leave home without it’. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1383 With the run on RVs due to the pandemic, this was plan B. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1384 Next time maybe just a sleeping bag. 1.2621 0.06008 103 85 9 9
1385 I didn’t expect the interest rate hike to be so steep. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
1386 Yeah, it's a pain in the back, but so was the HOA. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1387 I sure hope the next campsite has cable. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1388 Stop your complaining! Once we get there, we'll have all the comforts of home. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1389 I didn’t know this is what they meant by carrying the loan 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1390 I was never into tiny houses! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1391 Much easier than packing a bag. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1392 It's nice to know we didn't leave anything at home. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1393 Camping with you is different. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1394 The tortoise makes it appear so effortless. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1395 I don't remember the ad saying "don't leave without your home" ... 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1396 Wait… did we pack the kitchen sink? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1397 We should have bought one of those tiny houses 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1398 Tortoises do this work all on their own. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1399 I have an overwhelming urge to sing "Our House." 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1400 Feels heavier since the Feds raised interest rates 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1401 Maybe I should have spoken earlier,but I think this whole " let's make camping more like home" concept has gotten out of hand. 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
1402 You were right, this is way easier than checking if the stove is turned off. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1403 When you said you never left the house any more, I was worried you wouldn't want to go hiking. 1.2612 0.05073 134 109 15 10
1404 I think I forgot the cat 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1405 Remember: Atlas said "Don't shrug." 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1406 The good news is this kind of tent has an SPF of 900. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
1407 I'm not sure how much longer we can carry this mortgage. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1408 I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1409 Feels like it’s getting hotter, did you leave the stove on? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1410 Are the kids still asleep? 1.2609 0.04363 161 128 24 9
1411 We should check in on the kids. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1412 You're gonna thank me when you have to go to the bathroom. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1413 You know, this isn't what I meant when I said let's gets a mobile home. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1414 Could this help us avoid both sea level rise and high interest rates? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1415 You don't see any overweight Hermit Crabs, do you? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1416 I told you to ask the movers to pack up the house. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1417 This way,we can always say we’re working from home! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1418 You think this is bad? Next week we have a duplex. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1419 All I wanted was a room with a view. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
1420 did you know they used to build these on-location? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1421 Nine-hundred billion snails can't be wrong. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1422 We shouldn't have taken the escalators out of the contract. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1423 Once we cross into California, we sell and go grab another one. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1424 And they said housing couldn’t go any higher. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1425 Did you remember the wifi password and the immersion blender? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1426 Why did you offer to help Sisyphus move? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1427 Not what I understood when you said "home away from home." 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1428 If we are going to find Total Inner Consciousness, I want to do it while watching TV. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1429 Relocation, relocation, relocation... 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1430 Quit complaining. You’re going to love that we brought it along when you can have your own bedroom tonight. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1431 I sincerely hope Barbie appreciates this. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1432 At least there’s no HOA up there 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1433 All the comforts of home, they said... 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1434 This way, you’ll never have to worry about whether or not you left the iron on. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1435 The Little House on the Mountain Top is gonna be ten times bigger than that one on the prairie. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1436 You always over pack! 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1437 I have a whole new appreciation for snails and turtles. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1438 Always wanted a mobile home. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1439 Shoot, I forgot to stop the newspaper deliveries! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1440 Did you remember to turn off the furnace? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1441 I hope the moving company is there already. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1442 How much farther until Canada? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1443 Next time, let's rent. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1444 At least we’re not under water again. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1445 So, how long have YOU been lying about being the outdoor type? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1446 Ye tho I walk in the shadow of subprime, I shan’t feel no gentrification” - 1 Sisyphesians 64.5 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1447 It’s more like, ‘all the discomforts of home.’ 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1448 You're the one that wanted a house with a view 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1449 On the other hand, it simplified packing for the trip. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1450 Maybe we should have purchased the two man tent. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1451 I hope this doesn't end with a cliffhanger. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1452 He said "flipping." Didn't tell me about the hike. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1453 She said I didn't carry my weight. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1454 They told me the grass was greener on the other side. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1455 You brought the kitchen sink too, didn’t you? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1456 See, now we'll always know if we locked the front door." 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1457 Sleeping in a tent is terrible for my back. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1458 So, this is what they meant by Cash and Carry. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1459 Mark my words, we'll be able to unload this baby at the peak. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1460 What, your mother is coming for the weekend? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1461 Ugh, so hot! Did you leave the oven on? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1462 just think of it as a home away from home.... 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1463 It was your idea. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1464 No, I am not going back for the mother-in-law suite. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1465 My shrink said I have a lot of baggage. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1466 Tents…..pffffft 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1467 Did you pack the water? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1468 Left 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1469 You know we coulda just slept in a tent. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1470 I don't know about you, but I feel uncomfortable hiking by all these homeless people 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1471 I forgot are we suppose to drop this on Ventnor Ave or Park Place? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1472 Location, location location . . . 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1473 Maybe we should rethink the idea of ‘a house with a view.’ 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1474 Perhaps we should have asked our realtor what she meant by 'house hunting' 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1475 Capitalism isn't trying to punish us like Zeus did to Sisyphus, is it? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1476 Just keep focused on how many thousands we’re saving in camping gear. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1477 Trust me, the schools are tip-top. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1478 There must be a better way to protect our valuables when we go on vacation. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1479 What day is the cable guy coming? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1480 Next year, we rent the camper at Christmas... 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1481 I left the map on the kitchen table. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1482 I really think we should have considered a house sitter! 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
1483 See, honey, I told you we’d benefit from jumping on the 2.75% interest rates while we had the chance. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1484 Next time, we are renting an RV for our vacation. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1485 I'm beginning to think we're carrying this tiny house thing too far. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1486 All this because you can never remember if you turned the stove off. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1487 The Sisyphus Mortgage terms are a bummer! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
1488 I thought getting the mortgage off our backs would be enough! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1489 I hope the mortgage rate isn’t this steep. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1490 I always feel like this place is our home away from home. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1491 Remember when moving up meant renting a nicer apartment? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1492 I guess I'm just a homebody. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1493 I'm starting to regret our move out of the city. 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
1494 You weren’t kidding when you said you packed everything except the kitchen sink. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1495 This house is breathtaking. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1496 Did we turn the oven off? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1497 You said you wanted all the comforts of home. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1498 I'm rethinking about the meaning of the word "essential" . 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1499 The problem with house hunting 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1500 Let's don't tie ourselves down with a mortgage," you said. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1501 It's not so bad, last year it felt like I had the whole world on my back. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1502 Well, I've finally reached 50% of my goal of being a mover and a shaker. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1503 These home-away-from-home trips are getting to be a burden. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1504 ''Leave the kitchen sink you said", Why? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1505 if the house falls does it constitute as a housing market crash 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1506 The view is what sold me. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1507 I still feel like we forgot something. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1508 I don't know about class, but this is the only upper neighborhood we can afford. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1509 Van life just wasn't cutting it. 1.2558 0.06655 86 72 6 8
1510 I didn't know moving out of state would be so difficult. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1511 I had no idea home ownership would be so tough. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1512 I told you we should've bought a mobile home. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1513 When we meet the people up ahead please don't invite them in 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1514 No matter where we go, we'll be home in no time. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1515 We’re going where the interest rates will never find us 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1516 We just didn’t have time to pack. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1517 Pup tent… Schmup tent! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1518 There's nothing funny about this. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1519 I thought it was a metaphor when the bank told us it would be a heavy load to carry for thirty years! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1520 So as you can see, it's an up and coming neighborhood with breathtaking views... 1.2556 0.06430 90 75 7 8
1521 I know I said it last time, but this is the last time we ever move. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1522 it's alot of work just for a view. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1523 Yeah, I know… but at least it’s a dry heat, right? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1524 That's the last time I don't read the fine print on the Air BnB contract. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1525 The carrying charges are backbreaking! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1526 I was told to pack up the house before I left. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1527 How did the guru even find out about Tiny Houses? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1528 I told you it would have been easier to get a housesitter. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1529 I’m moving in with this guy I met on Craigslist. His name is Sisyphus. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1530 Beats getting homesick. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1531 People probably think we're wimps, but I'm glad we brought the walking sticks. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1532 you might as well have brought the kitchen sink 1.2545 0.05546 110 90 12 8
1533 Did you remember the keys to the front door? 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1534 I’m so glad we kept our promise to grab the house and move to Canada. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1535 I know we're a metaphor, but for what? The housing shortage? The burden of a mortgage? Property being most people's only investment? Or is it something more poetic, like "I can't pee in the woods without freaking out about bears and wolves." 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1536 You seriously forgot to pack an extra pair of socks? 1.2542 0.05540 118 98 10 10
1537 Now I'm thinking, did she mean it as a metaphor? 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
1538 Just act natural. No one will notice a thing. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1539 Is it just me or did that witch seem kind of upset? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1540 And then she tells me to move out. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1541 I’m telling you, this is way more reliable than Airbnb. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1542 When mom said don't leave the house I'm not sure this is what she meant. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1543 In retrospect, I'm not sure this complete cast-iron set was such a great purchase. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1544 Feels good to leave the office behind. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1545 Mortgage carrying charges have gotten out of hand. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1546 The things we do for our mountain goats! 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
1547 I just don’t know if this is the best way to preserve our equity. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1548 Yeah we're carrying a heavy mortgage, but the views will be worth it. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1549 I should never have listened to you when you said, "If turtles can do it, how hard can it be?" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1550 I thought you put out the fireplace. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1551 This 'tiny house' doesn't seem so 'tiny' right now. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1552 Do you really think the view will be worth it? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1553 Who said you couldn't take it all with you? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1554 I’m beginning to think our mutual indecisiveness might be weighing us down. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1555 I prefer using our own bathroom. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1556 Should've let me pack. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1557 Maybe we should have sprung for the RV. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1558 Being housebound is getting old 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1559 You said glamming was fun, but this feels like an uphill battle! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1560 Never leave home without home. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1561 Did we leave the coffee pot on? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1562 Did you remember to pack the kids? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1563 See, we can totally carry this mortgage. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1564 Did we buy toilet paper before we left? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1565 I prefer to sleep in my own bed after a long day’s hike.” 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1566 No, I don't think we forgot anything. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1567 I smell smoke. Do the kids have access to firewood and matches? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1568 Ain’t no runnin’ up that hill with this shit. 1.2526 0.06344 95 80 6 9
1569 See, this way we can work from home AND not pay property taxes. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1570 And I say we should have brought the kitchen sink! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1571 I told you not to buy a mobile home off the internet. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1572 This rent hike really hurts. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1573 You wait here...I'll go back and get the kitchen sink. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1574 Thinking about it, two sleeping bags probably would have been enough. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1575 It's not obsessive . . . I'm just saying you never know. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1576 Yes,I know snails do it,but must we? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1577 Wait! You said, “Horseback”? 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
1578 When you said glamping I had no idea 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1579 Are you sure a higher view will equate to a sale price that’s worth all this? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1580 You've certainly given 'house flipping' a new meaning. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1581 East or west, home sweet home is best 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1582 I don’t know…. I just thought that AirBNB would be, you know, more airy…. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1583 Oh Oh,I think I left the key at home. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1584 I still can't believe you forgot the kitchen sink. 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1585 I had no idea what you meant by "Let's go on a Victorian house tour." 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1586 They said not to leave the house during COVID. 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1587 Enough with the rate hikes! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1588 You said this way we couldn’t forget anything. Except that you forgot to bring the keys. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1589 “Sure, the tent is lighter but this comes with its own fire.” 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1590 You're sure this was the cheapest Airbnb? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1591 All this to avoid camping! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1592 Not quite what I had in mind when you said we were moving up in the world. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1593 Well, we'll have a great view when we get there! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1594 Location, location. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1595 Are you positive that this new city does not have rent control? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1596 Whose idea was this Tiny House thing anyway? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1597 I'm so glad we don't have to worry about whether we locked the front door. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1598 So I asked the mountain guru how much will be the advice; she said it will be "on the house." 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1599 There must be an easier way to have a home away from home! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1600 Anyone can work from home. It takes a special person to walk with home. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1601 And remember as soon as we settle down, it’s NIMBY all the way. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1602 Honey, when you mentioned we should consider upscaling the house this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1603 Oh honey, I think I left the stove on! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1604 Are you sure that this is what they mean when they talk about "glamping"? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1605 This sounded better in theory. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1606 I bet we'll win TikTok today. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1607 Keep walking. They'll probably ask to spend the weekend with us. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1608 You said you wanted a house on a hill. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1609 You're right. The garage would have been overkill. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1610 I don’t think that’s what they meant by never leaving home without it. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1611 Do you remember where we left the car? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1612 I still think a backpack would've sufficed. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1613 Maybe it's time to downsize. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1614 I like how you keep saying, 'Think like a turtle!' But that's you, Diane – always operating in mysterious dimensions. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1615 I thought you said, "Home portage." 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1616 Remember...location,location,location! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1617 We'll never be homeless! 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1618 This is our last staycation! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1619 But it's above predicted sea level rise and there's no satellite reception interference. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1620 The camping homesite brochure clearly said byo. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1621 Repossessing yachts was a lot more fun 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1622 You never know why someone is homeless. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1623 It's an uphill battle making house calls 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1624 Yodeling doesn't help! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1625 I just can’t sleep well in a tent. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1626 It all started reading snail stories to the kids. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
1627 Thank God this is just a drug induced hallucination! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1628 I liked gerrymandering better when it was just redrawing lines on a map. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
1629 We've have critical momentum, don't even think of yielding the right of way! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1630 Are you sure that the brochure said no camping. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1631 I can’t wait to live on the edge. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1632 ...and we thought we couldn't also carry a mortgage... 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1633 Obviously, Maya Angelou never went hiking. 1.2500 0.07040 76 64 5 7
1634 Homeward Bound 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1635 Well,you MIGHT have at least GOOGLED “Helium Supply”. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1636 Does this stuff still spark joy? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1637 While they're toasting marshmallows, we can look forward to real home cooking. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1638 I gotta be honest. It’s been tough since we sold the motor home. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1639 Imagine if we would have included the kitchen sink 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1640 These new interest rates are steeper than I thought. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1641 Did you pack everything like I asked? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1642 Next day hike let’s only pack the cottage 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1643 We’ll feel more enlightened after a hot shower and a home-cooked meal. 1.2500 0.05925 100 83 9 8
1644 We should’ve bought the fixer downer 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1645 The tiny house movement is really taking off, eh? 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1646 And you thought we couldn’t House sit AND travel Europe 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1647 Just the essentials 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1648 Looks like this "mobile home" was a sham huh 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1649 I told you we should have gone with the balloon idea from that movie. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1650 Glamping seemed more fun in our friends’ Instagram posts. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1651 When I added up the cat sitter, house sitter, and a/c repairs it was just easier to bring my own Airbnb. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1652 This mobile home isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1653 Hate these mortgage rate hikes. 1.2483 0.04847 145 120 14 11
1654 The higher we go, the lower the interest rate. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1655 Man-hours aside, we really did save a fortune on our Colorado home by importing it from Texas. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1656 Burdened by the inessentials 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1657 How good can the view be? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1658 It was much easier when a twister moved it 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1659 Only a few more payments left... 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
1660 I just can’t shake the feeling we left something behind. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1661 Oh no, I can't remember if I locked the front door? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1662 I hope we didn't forget anything. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1663 Don’t be mad. I left the keys in the car. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1664 See? We can still have a nice vacation with these gas prices. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1665 House bound during the pandemic 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1666 We've got it good--our parents had to do this in three feet of snow! 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1667 Imagine those poor souls getting altitude sickness and being home sick at the same time - unbearable 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1668 Next time, I'm gonna read the fine print in the Airbnb contract. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1669 'don't fret, your mother's gonna love the views. It's a win-win!' 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1670 This is not glamping, I'm sorry. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1671 This Glamping thing is getting out of hand. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1672 I gave you the side without any furniture. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1673 You got any chocolate? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1674 Where's the white picket fence? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1675 This is your idea of a home upgrade? 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
1676 Did we bring water? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1677 Wait 'til we reach the top. You'll thank me then! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1678 When I said we’d just hit the road and take our house with us, I was thinking more along the lines of an RV. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1679 Too bad we couldn't get a house-sitter. 1.2469 0.04295 162 131 22 9
1680 I told you: it was either this, or go underwater with the rest of Florida 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1681 But at least we'll have somewhere to stay when we get there! 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
1682 This gives the term "Mobile Home" a whole new meaning! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1683 You remembered to have the utilities shut off, right? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1684 Did you remember to tie down the plates? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1685 I’m still glad we’re not carrying our rent. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1686 Are you sure you put out the fireplace fire? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1687 I hope there’s room at the top. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1688 This is the last time I let your folks con me into helping them move house. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1689 I know since the pandemic started you haven't wanted to leave home, but this is a bit much. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1690 This is what you meant by working from home? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
1691 Ironic, I thought you wanted to get out of the house 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1692 How do turtles do this? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1693 I know the job listing said ‘home delivery,’ but I thought it would involve pizzas and bicycles or something. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
1694 And you definitely packed the keys, right 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1695 Gee but it’s great to be back home… 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1696 In hindsight, we should have left the grand piano at your mom's" 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1697 Wherever we wander, we're always close to home. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1698 The old spiritual, "Steal Away Home," keeps coming to mind. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1699 Joel, are you even helping? Your back isn't even touching the wall! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1700 I thought you were kidding when you said you needed a bathroom. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1701 Roughing it has never been my thing. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1702 I told you not to bring up our financial obligations while we are on vacation 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1703 Next time, let's bring a tent. 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
1704 Moving house is never easy. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1705 Yes I know where there is smoke there is fire 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1706 I'm still not convinced that mobile home dealer was legit. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1707 When did we think this was a good idea? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1708 In thirty years you'll have a different perspective. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1709 It's not what I expected when the realtor said that homes were climbing. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1710 Moving is such a hassle! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1711 It feels really good to be sharing the housework equally. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1712 Wasn’t inflatable the other option? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1713 I’m so glad we ditched the landline. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1714 They paid the rent today. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1715 The state of the housing market is crushing right now. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1716 those camping toilets never did it for me 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1717 HOUSING MARKET INTEREST RATE HIKE RENTALS 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1718 Stop calling me "Sisyphus"! 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
1719 I'm glad it's Styrofoam. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1720 We surely have a valid false advertising claim against our tiny house salesperson. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
1721 We should never have sold the camper 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1722 So this is what the real estate agent meant when she said 'Location, Location, Location'? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1723 You couldn't have just installed deadbolts, could you! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1724 Okay Sisyphus, next time I'LL make the moving arrangments. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1725 Get a tiny house they said. It’ll be FUN they said. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1726 We should really try to get away like this more often. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1727 Who says homebodies are unadventurous? 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
1728 Are you mad because I said that you always over-pack? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1729 I know, I know. Location, location, location… 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1730 But did we have to bring the piano too? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1731 I don't think that their motto, " Don't leave home without it " was meant to be taken literally. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1732 A little further and we'll be above the flood line. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1733 Just remembered I left the ice chest in the garage 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1734 Yes it is a tiny home but still is heavy. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1735 House bound 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
1736 Airbnb can suck it 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
1737 When I said - Let’s move to the hills, I didn’t mean THIS . . . 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1738 This is not what I meant by glamping. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1739 How far is this mobil home park 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1740 .....or we could have just brought a portable grill. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1741 Fred, I’m no fan of your solid-state tent. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1742 Why didn't we just listen to the guy at REI? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1743 I really hate wondering every five minutes if I left the stove on. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1744 I can’t shake the feeling that I'm still clinging to the material world.” 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1745 I think we overpacked. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1746 They’re still telling customers it’s because of Covid. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
1747 I don't want you to book with byobnb ever again. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1748 Hurry! Somebody might take our spot. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1749 If we hike up another 1032 metres, we should be able to live out the rest of our days above sea level 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1750 ? She'll be plumbing 'round the mountain when she comes ? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1751 Did you remember to bring the kitchen sink? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1752 Honey, as we get older, moving house seems to get harder. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1753 I’m beginning to think that home ownership is way above our heads. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1754 'Wish you hadn't loaned our camping gear to the Morgan's'. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1755 Hey! The Sisyphussin American Dream!! Or is that too much of a downer . .. 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
1756 We’re getting physically fit AND saving a bundle on home protection insurance. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1757 I cannot believe that the vacation home website initials meant Available and Break your Back. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1758 You'll thank me later when we have this, instead of just a tent, to sleep in. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1759 I don't think that's what they meant when they said the housing market peaked. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1760 Bucky Fuller had it right: a geodesic dome via helicopter. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
1761 This is your idea of a staycation? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1762 Ahhh, don’t you just love getting away from it all? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1763 I thought you were ordering the tiny house backpack... 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1764 No really—the higher we go, the less it weighs. It’s science. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1765 Just wait till you see the view from the attic window... 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1766 Turtles make it look a lot easier. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1767 You can fantasize all you want: a three car garage ain't happening. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1768 Hunting them is the easy part 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1769 So, are you really sure our HOA allows this? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1770 All this just to be in a good school district? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1771 What if we don't get the mortgage? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1772 As I promised, we're moving on up to a place with a view. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1773 We bring it to the new place, we empty it out, and we carry it back. It's cheaper than hiring a van. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1774 You have to admit I do my fair share of the housework. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1775 My doctor was just telling me he may have a solution to all the back pain I’ve been carrying 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1776 I want our campsite to feel like home 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
1777 It won’t be so bad after the kids settle down for a nap. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1778 Wait 'll you see the view from the second floor. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1779 Did we put the fire out? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1780 Monopoly goes way more quickly when you play it on a regular game board. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1781 Perhaps we've carried our enthusiasm for tiny homes a little too far? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1782 The overhead is killing me! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1783 I'm glad we left the kitchen sink behind 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
1784 It still beats packing. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1785 COVID made us all a little agoraphobic. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1786 Next time we do Airbnb delivery instead of takeout. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1787 Its tough carrying a jumbo mortgage while trying to climb out of this recession. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1788 Just think of the curb appeal 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1789 Do you think they know we’re middle class? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1790 housing; location location location 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1791 I am less excited about this move than I was this morning 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1792 I don’t remember the trail being THIS difficult 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1793 "Afterwards.....your house or mine?' 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1794 Yeah, but look at all the work they will have to do when they get there. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1795 I know it's heavy, but RVs are so tacky. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1796 Tiny House! I said, "tiny house". 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1797 Did they really mean "Don't leave your home without it"? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1798 A fanny pack wouldn’t look as stupid? I beg to differ. 1.2400 0.05881 100 84 8 8
1799 I just wish you'd learn to pack more efficiently. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
1800 Well at least no matter where we settle down, we'll get our room with a view. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
1801 Did you close the toilet seat? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1802 Do you smell smoke? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1803 It's good to get away, isn't it? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1804 I mean, Nepal is beautiful but it’s not what I was envisioning when you suggested a last-minute getaway close to home 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1805 Did you remember to unplug the iron? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1806 Bitcoin plan didn’t work out, but please admit I was a visionary downsizing to this tiny home 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1807 Sure seems odd this house party is BYO 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1808 You said bring food and shelter. If you wanted dried meals and a tent you should have been more specific. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1809 Okay, I think the lease should have said Specifically, "Great View (not included)." 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1810 Still sorry we downsized? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1811 Are you sure you turned the heat off? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1812 Just because your mom didn’t want to house-sit for us! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1813 I still have the feeling we've forgotten something. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1814 Well, I thought a tiny house included delivery. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1815 I'm glad we decided to stay close to home for the July 4th Holiday 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1816 Good plan- so much easier than dealing with realtors. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1817 Hey, did you remember to pack the...oh, wait, never mind. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1818 Did you remember to put the fire out? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1819 no,I don’t think we’re taking Glamping too far. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1820 We really should have taken the furniture out first. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1821 That turtle lied. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1822 Narrow road ahead! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1823 I always knew those snails had it figured out. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1824 I'm glad we found a solution to worrying if we forgot to turn anything off. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1825 I thought glamping was supposed to be easy 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1826 It ain't heavy, it's my brother's house. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1827 Still think getting a mobile home was a good idea, Phyllis? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1828 Do you ever miss the old Silverstream? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1829 Be it ever so heavy, there's no place like home. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1830 Sure doesn't feel like a 15 year, 4.25%, 400,000 pounder. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1831 You know this park has a Carry-in/Carry-out policy. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1832 The weight of our mortgage is really getting to us. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1833 There better be a view! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1834 I wanted the ranch. But no, you insisted on the 2-story with all these steps. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1835 I told you this would simplify packing. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1836 Dang it, Dexter, I think we forgot the kitchen sink! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1837 Home is not a destination, it’s a journey. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1838 Home is where the heart stops. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1839 This home mortgage is really breaking our back. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1840 If we're going to keep doing this, we need to downsize to a "tiny house". 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1841 Oh crap, we didn’t bring the garage! 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1842 Who say camping has to be an “in tents” experience? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1843 We should have asked about taxes. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1844 ..... and we have fresh garlic for tonight's dinner. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1845 Did you remember to open the flue? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1846 The Airbnb rules didn't say we couldn't take it with us. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1847 I never knew relocating would be such a burden. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1848 I still think we should've gone with the 10,000 balloons. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
1849 The house itself was cheap; it's the carrying costs that stick you. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
1850 When you said backpacking with all the comforts of home, this is not what I expected. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1851 I think we have different ideas about Glamping. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1852 Yeah, but in 30 years, we can take out a reverse mortgage and we will be going downhill.....wait, that doesn't sound right! 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
1853 It will pay off when we reach the top. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1854 If we refinanced when should have, this would feel a lot lighter. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1855 Wow it's hot! Are you sure you put the fire out before we left? 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1856 Look at those fools,they’re not even bringing shelter 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1857 The good news is that we don't have to lug this thing back down. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1858 I've been thinking. Maybe we should downsize. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
1859 Let's keep going until we find shelter. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1860 Boy, they weren't kidding about carrying costs. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1861 As they say, home is where the heart attack is. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1862 I could’ve sworn my horoscope said syphilis, not Sisyphus 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1863 Just keep thinking about that steep reduction in the flood insurance premium 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1864 I'm sure we have everything we could need... including the kitchen sink 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1865 Simple. Open the back and front doors. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1866 Just a little further and we should have a view to die for. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1867 The value was in the land, Margaret. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
1868 We never leave home with out it 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1869 Did you remember to pack toothpaste? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1870 You think that boy named Sue had it tough? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1871 Did you spill liquid smoke on your shirt or something? 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1872 Uh-oh. I think I forgot to turn off the stove. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1873 I am beginning to feel home sick 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1874 Because a Swiss Army knife doesn't cut it anymore, and my Yoshihiro Mizu Yaki Carbon Steel kitchen knife set doesn't fit in one of those little daypacks, that's why. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1875 Next time, let's read the fine print in "Mountain View DIY" s contract. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1876 John, this is not what I meant when I said I'm more of a homebody 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1877 It's so cool to have a mobile home! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1878 We've really because home bodies. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1879 Remember, location, location lo…. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1880 It's not the altitude. It's the mortgage. 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
1881 I want the room with the best view! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1882 You had to bring everything ! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1883 Sure,it's nice but I still think a tent would have made more sense. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1884 Couldn't you have taken the furniture out first? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1885 Somehow, I thought Glamping would be easier. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1886 Airbnb did say it was a mobile home 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1887 It's better than that monkey. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1888 Next time let's just bring the kitchen sink. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1889 What did we forget? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1890 I don’t think this is what the CDC meant by Stay at Home. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1891 We are so strapped to this mortgage. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1892 Thank goodness we held off furnishing it until after the move. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1893 This is so much easier than trying to drive the RV up here. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1894 Delivering in the gig economy is getting harder 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1895 Now we don't have to worry if we left the stove on. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1896 I wish I'd know what it meant to be "saddled with a mortgage" 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1897 When I said I wished for a packed house, I was talking about my Alpine gig. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1898 And your dad said glamping is only for wimps 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
1899 ‘Don’t get household insurance’ you said, ‘there are cheaper options’ you said 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1900 I swear to God we are never moving again! 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
1901 You know....we'll never get through that door, Doll. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1902 Ever since the ‘08 house market crash it’s been best to keep a spare. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
1903 I know we should pack lighter but this way we always have what we need 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1904 Somehow feels like we are going at snail’s pace. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
1905 We’re not keeping up with the Jones’ 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1906 I warned you about reading Henry David Thoreau... 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1907 It beats carrying a mortgage. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1908 I think I left my antique anvil collection at… Never mind. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1909 Told ya we shoulda just rented! 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1910 If mortgage rates get any steeper we may have to downsize 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1911 Have we forgotten anything? 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1912 You know, in that movie they used balloons. 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
1913 I love being out in nature, but I always still need the comforts of home. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1914 I suppose you'd rather waste two hundred a night on a hotel room! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1915 It ain't heavy, brother. It's my house. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
1916 Home is where the heart attack is. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1917 Do you think we forgot anything? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1918 I know you wanted to sleep in our bed, but this is ridiculous. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1919 The weight of security 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1920 Doesn’t it feel great being morally superior? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1921 OH! Did you give the Post Office our change of address form? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1922 If the weather's nice, we could sleep out under the stars. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1923 I prefer tax hikes in a figurative sense. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1924 I know you're a fan, Stephan, but I think the tiny house craze has run it's course. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1925 We wanted to move, but with interest rates where they are, it just didn’t make sense. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1926 I think I forgot to pack my toothbrush. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1927 I told you I'm not a light packer! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1928 Didn't some guy do this with balloons? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1929 It’s like I’ve never left home 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1930 I think I preferred showing houses over Zoom 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1931 On second thought, perhaps the room rate at that hotel at the summit wasn’t so bad. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1932 Works for snails, right? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1933 We'll never catch up at this rate. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1934 We may have taken this whole glamping thing too far. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
1935 And you wanted 3000 square feet and a two car garage. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1936 Just think: fresh air, no taxes, no mortgage. Of course no utilities could be a problem. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
1937 You couldn't be happy with just a tent like everyone else !! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1938 You try rolling this thing over and over. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1939 So I know this seemed like a steal, but did you factor in the moving costs 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1940 Snails, huh? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1941 Lets at least have a down home meal? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1942 It ain't heavy...it's my brothers> 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1943 Let's stop for lunch at the next location. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1944 Did you forward the mail? 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1945 Honey, did you remember to pack the sink? 1.2323 0.05890 99 84 7 8
1946 Susan's a homebody, but I like to travel. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1947 Yeah, I didn't think this is what they meant either when I applied for a home movers position. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1948 It was easier to leave the office behind before the pandemic. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1949 So - this is what you call moving up in the world?! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1950 I can’t believe we had to check our bags. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1951 I think you should see a therapist about this unshakable concern that you forgot turn everything off. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1952 For God's sake, don't snap when we reach them. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1953 This house doesn’t seem so tiny anymore. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1954 I don't feel weighed down at all... Do you? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1955 Yet you still forgot the keys? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1956 I’m glad we downsized. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1957 It'll sell. The chimney smoke really provides trail appeal. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
1958 Putting a hotel on Marvin Gardens is more strenuous than I remembered. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1959 I don't have the keys, I thought you had them. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1960 It's good practice for home ownership. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1961 It's so nice to get out of the house. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1962 You saw the sign, "Pack it in, pack it out!" 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1963 They must be renters. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1964 Houseback of Notre Dame 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1965 I thought you said we were getting away from home. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1966 This vacation sucks, total crap, I hate you. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1967 Oh no, I think I left the keys in the house. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1968 Next time we should try vanlife. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1969 I'm having second thoughts about the addition." 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1970 Thanks for helping me move houses. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1971 You’re a homebody, Phil. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1972 I can't believe you forgot the house key. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1973 Well, we could be rolling a stone uphill. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1974 Not exactly what I had in mind when you suggested going house hunting. 1.2313 0.04959 134 113 11 10
1975 Are you also finding mortgages to be steeper? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1976 I have come to realize that having a view is highly overrated. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1977 And you wanted me to throw out grandad’s suspenders! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1978 Did you turn the gas off? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1979 It's all downhill after thirty years. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1980 Next time opportunity knocks, don't answer it! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1981 What do you mean by “a snail’s pace”? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1982 We can adjust the straps at the turn. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1983 I have this terrible feeling I left the oven on Stuey. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1984 Rats, we forgot the garage! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1985 Do you think we should wake the kids? 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1986 Ya know, there was a point where all the "out in nature" was a little too out for me. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1987 I hate carrying the cost of our home mortgage. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1988 Pelosi told us carrying the House would be a heavy load. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1989 I can't believe how much we are saving on flood insurance. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1990 My wife says I carry too much stress too. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1991 With you, it's always a schlep! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
1992 no more worries about rising sea-levels! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1993 “When you asked me to help you pick up the house, I thought you meant something else.” 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1994 It doesn’t matter where we move Sharon, home is where the heart is” - “It’s called a Mobile Home, Bob 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1995 It’s uncomfortable now, but we’ll be home before you know it. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1996 Still think RVs are too tacky? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1997 I hope you remembered to keep the toothbrush this time 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1998 It told you we should have taken the smaller toothpaste tubes 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1999 I hear the housing market is great up here 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2000 We are never giving up this interest rate. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2001 Amazing, how far homesteading has come. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2002 There must be an easier way to deal with your agoraphobia. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2003 See? Not homesick, are you? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2004 Moving is an uphill battle. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2005 Is this your idea of an all inclusive vacation? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2006 Did you forget to turn the stove off? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2007 The buyers were going to tear it down anyway. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2008 Can you scratch between my shoulder blades? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2009 Free delivery with purchase. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2010 This isn't exactly what I meant about getting a mobile home. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2011 I can't shake this feeling that we forgot something. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2012 Will you still expect me to carry you over the threshold? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2013 Why do people keep staring at us? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2014 When they said 'your home in the country' I didn't think you had to bring your own. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2015 There must be a better way to avoid property taxes. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2016 You told me packing up the house would be a walk in the park!" 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2017 My house, My rules! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2018 Did you lock the garage? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2019 I thought you had the key. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2020 I could’ve sworn the brochure said “horseback.” 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2021 I would hardly call this glamping! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2022 Oops! I forgot to put out the fire. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2023 I think we might be trying to sell too high. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2024 See, this way, when people look at us, they won’t just notice the weird calves and tan shorts. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2025 This isn’t what I thought you meant by “mobile home.” 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2026 I should have read the fine print about the carrying costs. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2027 I didn't realize that feeling at home on our vacation would be this hard! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2028 How many toilet paper rolls did you put in here? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2029 Trust me, it'll all be worth it when we get there. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2030 Can you reach into the kitchen for a Kleenex? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2031 ...he kept humming "The Song of the Volga Boatmen" and just pissing me off. 1.2289 0.06488 83 71 5 7
2032 Did we remember to turn off the heat before we left? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2033 You didn’t tell me that out mortgage has an escalation clause! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2034 Someday I’d like a house with a yard. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2035 We’re running up this hill to make a deal with god so we can afford it, right? 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
2036 now I know how a turtle feels 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2037 I love that we can take our "tiny home" everywhere with us! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2038 I'd rather just be home. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2039 Hey, they said the house was free if we could move it. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2040 Isn't it great having trails like this right in our own back yard? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2041 I'm just not ready to settle down. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2042 Didn't it fold up smaller in the catalog? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2043 The Henderson's RV doesn't stand a chance this year. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2044 Some people say we're taking glamping a bit too far. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
2045 Why did you want to move to the mountains again? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2046 Did you remember to put the cat in? 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
2047 I still insist we made the right decision. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2048 Let's see if we can beat the price hikes 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2049 Well last time we forgot to pack the kitchen sink 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2050 So nice to get out of the house 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2051 I hope the market doesn’t tumble. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2052 It'll be worth it for the expression on the face of the guru at the summit. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2053 Did you remember the kitchen sink? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2054 That's why it's called a carrying cost. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2055 I wish you would get comfortable just sleeping in a tent, like others do. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2056 When you said, “she’ll never leave the house, I misunderstood.” 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2057 But think about how nice it will be to sleep in your own bed tonight! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2058 Why do you always have to sleep in your own bedroom 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2059 I used to carry a wallet, but there was no equity in it 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2060 This is the last time we’re gonna live in a mobile home. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2061 Mortgage applications are a little intense this year. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2062 My psychiatrist says I'm afraid to leave home! I'll show her! 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2063 When you said 'an outdoor adventure with all the comforts of home' this isn't what I imagined. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2064 Beats Vanlife 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2065 I think they understood "home delivery" literally. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2066 This is how they built the pyramids. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2067 I think we should have gone for the short sale 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2068 The glampsite is just up ahead. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2069 Promise me that you'll agree to a home security system next summer.....! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2070 Are we half way through? I need to use the bathroom. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2071 I agree, nothing beats the comfort of home after a hard day of hiking." David Chan, Brookline, MA 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2072 I think I forgot to drown the embers in the fireplace. 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
2073 When you said upscale camping, you really meant it 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2074 Hike Hack. Follow me for more tips. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2075 So happy we do not have a garage ! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2076 These trekking poles make us look old. 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
2077 I go to great lengths to keep a roof over our heads. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2078 You’ll be glad for it when they’re struggling with tent stakes. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2079 Hey Earl, do you think we’re home bodies? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2080 I‘’m glad I left my jacket in the car 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2081 Next time, let's climb a molehill. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2082 I think I left the coffee pot on. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2083 So you think the hermit will see us this time? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2084 So THIS is what it feels like to be a turtle! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2085 We'll set up a life here and push for the summit at dawn. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2086 You were wrong. It was easier carrying the mortgage. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2087 Well, YOU wanted a "little place up the canyon." 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2088 When you said we were moving house this wasn't what I had in mind! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2089 This is why I hate when real estate slips. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2090 Looking back now, I think it would've been easier just to douse the fire in the fireplace before we left. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2091 The prairie was overrated. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2092 It's just a one day hike, so don't be bringing the whole house. Remember me saying that? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2093 These home rate hikes are steep. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2094 You over-packed again! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2095 We're getting an Air B&B next time. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2096 Wow! We saved a ton by avoiding the realtor's commission. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2097 Think we can take the HOV trail? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2098 No sweat, it’s only a 30 yr hike 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2099 At least we don't have to go into the bushes to go to the bathroom. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2100 Sisyphus wishes 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2101 You know, hon, it's dawning on me that we might have taken 'buy low, sell high' too literally. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2102 Did you remember to shut off the stove? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2103 At least we have a place to stay tonight. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2104 What exactly do you mean by attachments? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2105 NOW do you know why turtles move so slowly??? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2106 I just didn’t feel like packing. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2107 Great to be getting away from it all! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2108 I wanted the freedom to travel while working from home.” 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2109 I’d feel better about this if we had reserved a site in advance. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2110 They think they're hikers. No backpacks. Probably staying at a nice hotel. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2111 What the hell are bikers doing on this trail?! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2112 Still no service 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2113 “Next time we should rent a tent.” 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2114 Ahh. Feels so good to get out of the house sometimes… 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2115 Just a little further 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2116 Then they told me that in this county it would never sell without native plant landscaping 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2117 In today’s housing market, you really can’t take any chances! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2118 First a while there, it was my student loan that stopped me from doing this. You? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2119 Just another of the great advantages of working from home . 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2120 I don’t know why people spend all that money on buying holiday homes 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2121 We may go off plan up ahead. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2122 Thank God it didn’t have a basement! 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2123 The other guy used balloons. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2124 Are you sure you locked the door? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2125 You sure this is how we climb out of back breaking debt ? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2126 Did you remember to turn off the iron? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2127 Tent, my ass 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2128 These Price Hikes are getting ridiculous. 1.2247 0.06138 89 76 6 7
2129 How difficult would it have been to rent an Airbnb? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2130 Your wife must be a real doll! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2131 I have that feeling that we forgot something. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2132 These mortgage rate hikes are getting out of hand. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
2133 I just hope the rocks we rolled up to outline the site are stil there. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2134 We're moving at a snail's pace." 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2135 Still think backpacks were a bad idea? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2136 This is not exactly “home away from home”. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2137 I still think we would have been better off hiring that RV... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2138 Will the view really be worth it? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2139 I have new respect for hermit crabs 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2140 Coming down I’ll walk on the outside 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2141 This is what is meant by 'high rise' living? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2142 Not at all what I expected when you promised "a room with a view." 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2143 Next time we're hiring movers. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2144 Don’t be so dramatic..’The toils of Sisyphus.’ Did he have all the comforts of home? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2145 I’m tired of asking anytime we go anywhere: “did you lock the front door; is the stove turned off?….. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2146 A man on the television said don't leave home without it. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2147 Those guys don't know yet that the sea level is rising... 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2148 After this I’ll go back for all the electronics. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2149 Suckers! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2150 I don't think your parole officer will buy this. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2151 Only twenty more miles until we can afford to set up camp 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2152 Just what we needed, another interest rate hike 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2153 Your plot is just up the hill", he said. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2154 Was it really necessary to bring the cast iron cookware? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2155 Next summer let's just go to the beach. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2156 Call me cautious, but I'm not waiting util the waves are lapping the front door. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2157 I can't believe we forgot the grill. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2158 Let's rest here to check on the kids, stoke the fire, and let the dog out. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2159 Next time we buy an RV. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2160 Gives a new name to moving house 1.2222 0.06074 90 77 6 7
2161 You know I was just kidding about bringing the kitchen sink. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2162 It beats a tent. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2163 The mortgage bank will never find us up here. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2164 So how do you like your new mobile home? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2165 ...we need to prepare ourselves for the possibility that someone else homesteaded before us. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2166 The small house movement is really catching on in all sorts of places. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2167 Now I know how Sisyphus felt 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2168 This mountain's gonna break my back! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2169 Don’t blame me. You’re the one that insisted we go camping with a mobile home. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2170 Relax, we're on the home stretch." 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
2171 did you remember to bring the key? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2172 So when we get to the top, you sign in to Netflix while I order Grubhub. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2173 Did you bring the key by chance? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2174 Their treat, it’s on the house ! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2175 What, exactly, did you tell the Sherpa? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2176 Have your lawyer call me. You can have the house! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2177 One of these days I'm going to have to learn how to pack a tent 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2178 Yeah, sure "tiny house" 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2179 Funny, snails make it look so easy. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2180 It's times like this when I wish I was a turtle. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2181 My divorce lawyer said first get rid of the house 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2182 I'm looking for more outdoor space. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2183 Rick, when you said Carriage House, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2184 Once we get there you’ll be glad we did. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2185 I don't think I packed enough socks. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2186 I told you we should have gotten a house-sitter. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2187 They can stay in an upstairs room. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2188 Good thing we didn't leave anything behind 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2189 Think we packed too much? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2190 By 'all the comforts,' I just meant running water at the campsite. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2191 I think it was easier when we just carried a mortgage. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2192 …and the sign will say, “FOR SALE BY OWNER: 360 degree views.” 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2193 otw to gentrify, wyd? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2194 Rents are really climbing! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2195 I know it seems like a lot, but this really is the best way to feel at home in the great outdoors 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2196 That damn hare passed us hours ago! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2197 2 years down, 28 to go. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2198 At least now we know we’re not forgetting anything. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2199 You just had to have a mobile home!! 1.2215 0.04348 149 124 17 8
2200 I'll throw in another pizza and more beer if you help me unpack. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2201 You said you wanted to be off the grid. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2202 I couldn't just pick what to bring on vacation 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2203 You left the stove on, right? 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2204 At least our decorating style is minimalist. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2205 You said flip it, remember? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2206 Slow and steady. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2207 This isn't what is meant by a mobile home. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2208 Will you stop it with the heigh-hoing already. If you sneeze one more time, you'll be lugging this damn house by yourself. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2209 It’s called working WITH home 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2210 Ok,ok,but it beats downsizing. 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
2211 I'm glad we opted for a tiny home. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2212 Millennials adapting to climate change. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2213 There are some disadvantages to time-sharing. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2214 You seem very quiet. Is it your sense of desperation? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2215 How far 'til Canada? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2216 They keep telling me, “You’ve got to get out from under your mortgage!” 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2217 Its a long way from Baltic Ave to Park Place. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2218 This tiny house isn't that tiny after all. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2219 Amazing how the hermit crab can do this without the straps. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2220 Oh oh, I just realized I left the key under the mat.” 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2221 if anyone asks, just say we have a right to carry 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2222 Is this really how we move to Canada? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2223 We wouldn’t have to do this if you had just bought a tent 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2224 Are you sure this is the way to Newcastle? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2225 are you sure this is what they meant by the tiny house movement…? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
2226 I thought it was Little House on the Prairie. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2227 Home loans really have taken on a whole new meaning. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2228 I didn't think we would have this mortgage on our back." 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2229 Dave...I forgot to take the house key from under the mat. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
2230 Well, yeah, but how else would we get that rate without a balloon payment? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2231 Yea but do you know how much this house will be worth with a view … 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2232 We booked it, so I'm enjoying every second I can of this vacation rental. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2233 I think I left the oven on. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2234 When they coined our home loan as ‘carrying’ a mortgage, I had no idea. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2235 I told you hut-to-hut means the huts are already there. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2236 This tiny house craze has gone a little too far. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2237 Did we really have to pack the whole house? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2238 I know we told Dorothy we would hide the house but this is ridiculous!!! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2239 Did you forget to drain your water bed? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2240 I’m not sure glamping is all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2241 Are you sure you turned the stove off? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2242 Good call not to bring the garage. 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
2243 Oh,damn! Did I forget to lock the door? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2244 The guidebook said don’t leave home without one. 1.2195 0.05103 123 105 9 9
2245 Are you sure you remembered to bring the wine? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2246 No, I didn’t douse the fireplace. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2247 I hope you like our new neighbors because I am NOT doing this again. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2248 First vacation where It feels like home 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2249 Sweet are the uses of adversity which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head.” -Shakespear 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
2250 Honey, do you think it’s obvious we’re backpackers 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2251 So this is why it is called mortgage 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2252 We should be able to out hike interests rates at the pace we’re going! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2253 But look at how much we saved on a housesitter. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2254 Are you sure you turned off the oven? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2255 See, this is so much better than those awful tents 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2256 You still loving your buying spree at Ikea last week? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2257 Remind me why we decided against the RV? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2258 Why can't he live in a cave like all the other gurus? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2259 …but if we had gotten the RV, we’d be paying seven dollars a gallon for gas. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2260 Repeat after me, “There’s no place like home.” 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2261 This is the last time we take a mobile home holiday!" 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2262 I think your mother is really going to like it up here. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2263 I don’t think this is what they meant by moving off the grid. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2264 I just can’t leave home. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2265 Next time we just bring the tent. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2266 Don't you feel sorry for those poor homeless people up there, Bob? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2267 You'll see, it'll be a real get-away house. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2268 Oh, fuck! 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2269 “This is more convincing than planting a flag." 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2270 Next time, let's just buy a tent and a couple of backpacks. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2271 You said you wanted a mobile home” 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2272 It's progress. We're no longer underwater or upside down. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2273 You're taking the bed bug issue far too seriously. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2274 With rents this high, I'm not leaving it even for a day. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2275 Take the "A" Frame" just doesn't have that same jaunty feel 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2276 You know, you could’ve just set the alarm. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2277 Are you sure that real estate values are better up there? 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2278 Think how much we’ll save on motels! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2279 It was either this or brooklyn 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2280 Babysitters are overrated. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2281 I told you the cost of carrying a home is steep. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2282 Yes, but it's so nice to feel at home when you get there. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2283 Maybe someday we will settle down. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2284 Susan, I’m movin’ to Louisiana with a knapsack on my back. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2285 Is there anyplace left where we’d WANT to settle down?? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2286 Honestly, I think we spoil our kids. 1.2183 0.04593 142 120 13 9
2287 Now are you glad we left the swimming pool? 1.2182 0.05385 110 94 8 8
2288 When I said we should get a mobile home, this isn't what I meant. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2289 We don't need a hotel reservation, you said. We don't need an Air BNB, you said. Just take along our own lodging, you said. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2290 Well you're the one who wanted to move house. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2291 This isn't what I meant by "work from home." 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2292 My real estate agent said " 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2293 Would it kill you to sleep in a tent just one night? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2294 No toilets at the top! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2295 You have to make compromises in this real estate market. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2296 Hence, we are arriving at home with every step ... you may also call it a journey that leads nowhere but home. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2297 Van life is for amateurs. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2298 Did we lock the garage before leaving? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2299 That is not what I had I mind when I said we need to move, Muriel 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2300 This is NOT the way to it into the camping world... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2301 What choice did I have? You said you wanted to stay home. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2302 Upwardly mobile is harder than I thought it would be. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2303 My company still requires I work from home! 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2304 Backpacking is harder than I thought 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2305 I told you I’d get the kids to come on the hike. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2306 I got this idea from the RV mania 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2307 I forgot my house keys 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2308 I wish these rent hikes would peak already. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2309 You don't think this is taking glamping a bit too far? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2310 This should ensure that our Mortgage doesn’t go underwater” 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2311 Can we go home yet? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2312 Finally, we will get a house with a Mountain View. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2313 Bagging 'em is one thing, son. Backpacking your trophy out is what makes a real house hunter. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2314 Our home interest rate got another hike. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2315 I guess this means we're moving up in the world!!! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2316 What time did you say they were coming to hookup the solar panel? 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2317 Aren't you glad we bought this at rock bottom! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2318 Amazon's house delivery program in the Himalayas was taken literally... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2319 This way we're guaranteed a great glamping spot. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2320 The hike back home will be much shorter. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2321 How much longer can we carry this mortgage? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2322 You know, some people just take a tent. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2323 When did the American dream get so steep? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2324 I took off the porch to save weight 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2325 A tent might be easier 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2326 Do the "ten essentials" really include a built-in microwave? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2327 Did you turn off the water? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2328 I agree, the straw and wood houses were easier to deal with. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2329 I forgot the trail mix 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2330 I can’t wait for this ocean view! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2331 I did pack light......You don't see the porch here, do you?... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2332 ,I don't feel burdened by the mortgage at all " 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2333 this was the only way to get good wifi on us 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2334 Did you check to make sure the coffee pot was turned off? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2335 I love freedom. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2336 This time we’re guaranteed have a room with a view 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2337 I like camping, but I like the comforts of home too. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2338 Van life without the emissions 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2339 I told you we should have just rented an RV. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2340 Tiny house my ass! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2341 Now that can't charge us higher rent if they can't find the house. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2342 cash & carry... 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2343 I know we are climbing slowly, but there is no need to be literal about a snail's pace. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2344 It weighs more than a backpack, I grant you, but it holds a lot more, and we don't need to carry sleeping bags. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2345 Could you imagine if we also packed the garage? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2346 Yeah going up is great, but at least it floated when we were underwater. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2347 And now with the Fed rate hikes, this makes even more sense than a new mortgage! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2348 It's a new reality show called "Home Alone." 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2349 It feels like there will be a real estate collapse any minute. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2350 You sure we’ll get Prime Delivery up here?” 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2351 Not exactly what I meant by house share. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2352 You got your wish -- we're moving to a more upscale neighborhood. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2353 Social climbing is SO physical. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2354 The listing said “House With a View”. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2355 it’s been nice to get out of the house 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2356 I imagined something different when you said you bought a mobile home. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2357 You know I can't use the bathroom in strange places 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
2358 See? Now we don’t have to carry sleeping bags. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2359 Now I know why they say "carry a mortgage" 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2360 You and your damn turtle fixation. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2361 Why couldn't Mohammed take himself to the mountain? 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2362 Looking back on it, we probably should have bought the Sherpa package. 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
2363 Check the stove! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2364 Thanks for helping me move, I couldn’t do it without you. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2365 Tortoise Envy. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2366 You sure this is what they meant by, 'Don't leave home without it'? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2367 I don't mind the weight, but I think we should have turned off the fireplace. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2368 Ever since we stopped renting, don't you feel like we carry the weight of home ownership everywhere? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2369 I think we've taken glamping way too far 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2370 Are you absolutely certain he said mortgages can’t survive in high altitudes? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2371 Bob and Delores said they were bringing the kitchen sink, right? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2372 Fieldwork final project Homology-10 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
2373 Oh, no, I don't like tents! They're drafty and damp and bugs can get in! Wah, wah, wah! 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2374 My scout's name was Unfortunate Turtle. What was yours? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2375 Please don't promise the wise man's granddaughters anything else. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2376 .. and also, snails don’t share. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2377 I still say it's easier than choosing and packing. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2378 Yeah, I wish all I had was a monkey on my back. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2379 I know they said a rate hike was coming, but this was not exactly what I had in mind... 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2380 We both agreed we didn’t want to use Airbnb. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2381 Couldn't you have just changed the locks? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2382 Sisphus never had to carry a Manhattan mortgage. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2383 Gotta start thinking about a tiny house. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2384 I keep getting this nagging, hot feeling that we left the oven on. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2385 These mortgage rate hikes are getting ridiculous 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2386 Is it just me or is the mountain a lot taller than when we started? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2387 Living the dream 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2388 Are you sure you shut the gas off before we left? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2389 I don't think 'backpack' is the right word for it. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2390 These mortgage hikes are brutal 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2391 Don’t you think you’re taking the concept of feeling at home wherever you are, a tad too literally? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2392 Who says you can’t go hiking without leaving home! 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
2393 Three hours in and I've got that awful feeling that I forgot to lock the front door. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2394 This is the last time I rent an RV from the Dollar Store. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2395 Think we might be a little TOO prepared? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2396 Come on honey! This is less of a substantial hike than the new ground rent! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2397 Once we get to the top and list this on Airbnb, we'll make a fortune. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2398 I guess I should have asked a few more questions about what you meant when you said, “Let’s move.” 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2399 It’s easier than climbing the housing ladder. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2400 Oh the things we do for our cats. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2401 Well…it was either this or being “upside down” on the mortgage. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2402 But they say there’s no place like it. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2403 Don't you think that installing a security system or getting a house sitter would have been an easier way to protect the house? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2404 Sisyphus didn’t think the housing market was gonna be this bad 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2405 A little bit further and we’ll be out of America 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2406 Do you think your parents will realize it's missing? 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2407 Shit I left my phone at—nevermind. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2408 I hope this move makes you happy 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2409 Did you put the kids in their beds? No. I thought you did. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2410 Don't you love it that we're taking the microhouse movement to new levels? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2411 I don't think this qualifies as 'glamping.' 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2412 In hindsight, purchasing a mobile home, sight unseen, wasn't a great idea. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2413 If snails can do it, so can we! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2414 couldn't you have just bought a tent 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2415 A turtle, a crab and a snail walk into a bar. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2416 Mars bars—fridge or freezer? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2417 The other hermits are going to be so surprised! 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2418 Our bungee jump is going to break the Internet. 1.2133 0.06656 75 65 4 6
2419 You had to bring EVERYTHING didn’t you. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2420 Let's put it somewhere scenic so we seem less homeless. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2421 Just a little farther and we will have our home away from home. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2422 Forgot the bug spray 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2423 Well, it beats the rolly rolly aspect that Sisyphus has to deal with. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2424 It's so great to finally get away. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2425 I hate this dream. It's about our mortgage. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2426 Now you’re telling me that you didn’t take care of the fireplace before we left? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2427 Darned Sherpa unions! 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2428 I know it's heavy, but I told my boss I'd be working from home 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2429 Next time we bring a simple tent. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2430 If we can just keep ahead of mortgage rates... 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2431 Wait till you see the fantastic view we’ll have once we get this off our backs. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2432 Next time don't pick a Campground with a HOA. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2433 Ohhhh we'll be comin' round the mountain when we come! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2434 I'm not much into roughing it. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2435 This is the place. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2436 It’s affordable and portable but it’s heavy. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2437 Or am I a turtle dreaming I'm a man? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2438 Goodbye forever to that moldy basement! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2439 Tiny atomic clock under the pillow runs the same speed, Consciousness trumps Einstein my Lady! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2440 Look at those lazy bastards.... 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2441 If they ask us how far we've come just tell them we haven't left home! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2442 The mountain won’t come to us so we’re bring the house to the mountain. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2443 Good thing we don't have a pool! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2444 Your agoraphobia's going to wreck my back. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2445 Trouble with this 'tiny house" business, they always want to try it on first. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2446 Once you see the view you'll realize this is worth it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2447 At this rate we've been home the whole time. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2448 Are you sure that they don’t have any rentals up there? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2449 Tiny house movement? More like tiny house trek. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2450 ?And we’ll be pleased to be called. The Folks Who Live on the Hill ? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2451 I was a turtle in my past life. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2452 Travel with all the comforts of home,you said. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2453 Such homebodies 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2454 When did you say that the benefits of the reverse mortgage would kick in? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2455 They always told us moving would be hard. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2456 Downhill is actually harder 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2457 I distinctly remember you saying bring everything BUT the kitchen sink. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2458 You forgot to buy the land.... 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2459 Not exactly what I envisioned when you said "carry a big mortgage and expect a steep hike increase" 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2460 What really gets me are the carrying fees. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2461 Did you remember our passports? I know we are tired of America's issues, but the Mexican border is open only in one direction. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2462 Did you flush the toilet ? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2463 I’m just glad we didn’t buy the double-wide. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2464 How much further to Turtletown? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2465 You did leave the kitchen sink at base camp, right? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2466 This is not what I thought you meant by a mobile home. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2467 No matter where we are, we’ll always be at home! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2468 They have to go home. We ARE home. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2469 I can't think of anything we've forgotten." 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2470 We'll have all the comforts of home 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2471 Shit, I think I forgot something... 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2472 Good thing we have the massage table. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2473 OK. You win. It 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2474 I'm a hiker not a camper. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2475 Had I known about the climb I would have used VRBO. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2476 I know it's just a three day trip, but I want to make sure I have all the things I need! 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2477 House hunting-house catching, two completely different things… 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2478 The toilet will have to hang over the edge. 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
2479 I'm sure we've forgotten something. 1.2110 0.05386 109 94 7 8
2480 I was going to bring the McMansion, but I decided to pack light. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2481 If only this thing was big enough for us to live in. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2482 Just think of the views! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2483 Next time you rent a mobile home, can you request one with wheels? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2484 But this IS my version of ultralight 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2485 Damn rate hikes. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2486 How about making hotel reservations the next time we do this 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2487 I was never good at setting up tents. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2488 I am rethinking my offer to help with your dissertation on turtles 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2489 First Roe goes and now we have to do this! What is next? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2490 I didn’t realize sweat equity involved location too. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2491 Are you sure we brought only the essentials 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2492 I honestly thought a couple more percentage points on the mortgage wouldn’t make a difference. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2493 Tell me you left the fire going in the fireplace! 1.2100 0.05738 100 87 5 8
2494 All this, just because you like to use your own bathroom? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2495 Honestly, not what I thought you meant by "raising the roof on this hizzay." 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2496 I am glad we are not carrying the mortgage 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2497 at least Bigfoot won’t mow his lawn at 8 AM 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2498 This should help with the steep house prices. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2499 The old guy at the top better be a good neighbor. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2500 Did you bring the matches? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2501 thank god we have a place to stay tonight. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2502 For me, backpacking is about distilling life to the essentials. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2503 Mind the gap. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2504 We'll never get out from under this mortgage. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2505 Next time, just the kitchen sink! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2506 It’s for my YouTube lifestyle channel.. Death Zone DIY 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2507 This isn’t what I meant by mobile home… 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2508 Not what I had in mind, when you said you wanted to pick up and move to the mountains 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2509 Dude, we really need to learn how to pitch a tent. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2510 Thirty years and we're carbon neutral! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2511 So, then I said, 'Foreclose this!!!'" 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2512 Well, at least we didn't have to sort through all our stuff. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2513 You say we love it. I say we list it. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2514 I just thought owning a mobile home would be a lot easier. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2515 We are going to have a much better view! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2516 Let’s call it ‘We-Schlep’. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2517 Better to have it and not need it... 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2518 You and I have gotten used to a certain level of comfort in our lives. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2519 I would have rather moved to the valley. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2520 At least this time we have everything we need, including the kitchen sink! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2521 Aren't you glad we chose a tiny house? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2522 You said you always wanted a house with a view. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2523 These microhouses are great! 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2524 Shoulda bought the RV 1.2090 0.04504 134 113 14 7
2525 iiiiiiiiiiii 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
2526 Yes,but did you pack the kitchen sink? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2527 I'm tired of the feeling we forgot something from home. It won't happen again. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2528 I still think we should have gone with the Winnebago. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2529 For the last time, I left the kitchen sink at home. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2530 You couldn't decide what to bring and this was your solution!? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2531 I don't care what you say, I don't think 'turtling' is a thing. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2532 It's great to be getting out in nature again after Covid isolation, but somehow I still feel housebound. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2533 Let's consider a reverse mortgage. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2534 Don't leave home without it 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2535 But do you think the mountain goats will tolerate my bagpipe playing? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2536 This life hack definitely takes the stress out of packing for vacation. 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2537 One must imagine Sisyphus happy. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2538 We may be homeless, but we’re not houseless! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2539 Is it just me or are we moving like snails? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2540 Is this what Sisyphus had in mind? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2541 I'm beginning to understand why our down payment was so low 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2542 It's a remote BYOH party. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2543 This isn't exactly what I had in mind with 'lets work remotely.' 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2544 THEY TOLD ME IT WAS A MOBILE HOME!!! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2545 I’m telling you… our HipCamp profile will be sick up here. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2546 Next time we’ll inflate it when we get to the campsite. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2547 Even so, I'll bet we're still forgetting something. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2548 I still think we could have gotten a house sitter. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2549 I'm not certain this is what they meant when they said, "Mobile home". 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2550 It has all the comforts of home, but weighs 30 percent less. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2551 You think THIS is bad...wait til we have to bring up the driveway.... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2552 We bought it for the view. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2553 So much for mobile home 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2554 I don’t think this is what was meant by ‘hiking interest rates’ 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2555 The price of bindles, it was cheaper to go bricks and mortar 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2556 Climate change, mass shootings, the over turning of Roe vs Wade… keep on trekking honey, I know there’s gotta be someplace better than this 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2557 They say the property taxes are low up here. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2558 You are the one who wanted all the comforts of home. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2559 I'd like to be able to close the door and forget about the house. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2560 The selling point was that I could take it anywhere. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2561 I still feel like we forgot to pack something 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2562 We’ll go back for the garage… 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2563 Now I know how a snail feels. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2564 I’m known as somewhat of a homebody 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2565 You’re the one who wanted to move out of the suburbs 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2566 Next time we hire a house-sitter. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2567 On the upside, we won’t have to worry about forgetting to pack anything. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2568 This is your idea of glamping? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2569 I forgot the snacks 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2570 I thought they said it was going to rain. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2571 We should've taken the car instead. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2572 We didnt leave any trace of our last three missed mortgage payments. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2573 Don't worry we can ski down 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2574 It feels like we're moving at a snail's pace. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2575 Easier than packing, don't you think? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2576 Sharing the work in this household is backbreaking and an uphill climb but we have to stick to it. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2577 Next time we use a pup tent. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2578 Did you pack the shampoo? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2579 Putting down roots is really hard these days. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2580 Well,the travel brochure did say 'make yourself at home' ! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2581 OMG, did we forget the kitchen sink? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2582 Vacations would be a lot easier if you’d be willing to embrace roughing it. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2583 I'm thinking of going solar. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2584 I guess this makes us upwardly mobile. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2585 Don't tell me you forgot the keys 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2586 Next time, we get a sitter for the kids. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2587 we'll get so many bookings on ThinAirbnb 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2588 This doesn't feel like glamping 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2589 Hopefully the bank can carry the loan. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2590 Well they did say it was an Airbnb 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2591 Mom and Dad told us to bring all of the important things. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2592 With you, I always feel at home. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
2593 And I thought it would be tough to carry the mortgage. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2594 Never again will we wish we were already home at the end of a hike. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2595 It must be easier to buy a house with views 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
2596 CARRYING A MORTGAGE IS ONE THING, BUT THIS IS GOING TOO FAR. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2597 Well, we didn’t leave home without it. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2598 Try to focus on the view we'll have. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2599 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2600 Work from home continues to be an uphill battle. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2601 At least this year we won't get homesick. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2602 I’ll wake up with a terrible backache if I don’t sleep in my own bed. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2603 Flipping this house to a million dollar location sounded better when we were on the couch with a couple of beers. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2604 Did you remember to pack the foundation? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2605 The homebody and the hiker on vacation. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2606 Honey, you wouldn't have to worry about climate change or rissing sea levels anymore. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2607 When you asked me to help carry the home, this is not what I had in mind 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2608 I think I misunderstood your desire to move up. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2609 House on the hill, just keep thinking that. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2610 Every time we go away for the weekend you have to overpack. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2611 We should’ve gone with the condo. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2612 We’re about to live large bro.....let’s just hope we like Bolivian food. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2613 Thanks to the pandemic some people are carrying a monkey on their backs, but we just purchased a home! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2614 Well, maybe it's easier than hauling everything we own in suitcases and maybe it isn't. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2615 Remote work has turned you into such a homebody. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2616 I’m beginning to think the view’s not worth it…. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2617 Ugh... Stupid rent hike. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2618 Next time, we hire a cat sitter. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2619 Do you think snail back hiking will catch on? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2620 Glamping is for amateurs 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2621 Darn. We forgot the can opener. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2622 Doris dear, remind me why we didn’t bring the swimming pool? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2623 How could you not want kids?? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2624 You really overdid home comforts on this trip. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
2625 This is not what I imagined when you asked if I wanted to be a part of the “tiny house movement.” 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2626 You said EVEYONE would bring one... 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2627 Are we really the only ones who get the true meaning of the tiny house movement? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2628 You know what I've decided...? This tiny house fad has gone too far. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2629 ¿Should we move out? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2630 Would you prefer the heft of a mortgage loan? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2631 My helicopter parents are still adjusting to retirement. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2632 I tried to tell you... "Refinance now and we're in for a dreadful rate hike up Debt Mountain!" 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2633 Et tu, Mohammed? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2634 Shoulda' got a subprime sherpa. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2635 I miss going into the office 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2636 Is this our punishment for being born between 1981 and 1995? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2637 'Let's go glamping', she said. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2638 It’s nice for once to not feel the weight of the WHOLE world on our shoulders. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2639 This tiny house isn’t nearly tiny enough. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2640 Let this be our last house move. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2641 The guy said this could be converted into a great mobile home 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2642 Uh-oh! I think we forgot the kitchen sink! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2643 At the next mile marker, property taxes drop another 0.1%. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2644 I told you we should’ve sublet. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2645 Can't you wait a while? Using the bathroom is a hassle. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2646 We should have down-sized years ago... 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2647 I guess this means we've fallen out of escrow. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2648 I don't think I fully understood the concept of carrying a mortgage. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2649 This grass better be greener 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2650 Who said tiny homes weren’t “roughing it”? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2651 I still say the one with the wheels was the better choice." 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2652 It's the only way we can afford a view. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2653 All roads lead to home. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2654 Did you remember to pack the..... Yes, I did. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
2655 Did you remember to pack the basement? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2656 This is not the ‘Tiny House Movement’ I thought we were getting into. 1.2037 0.03894 108 86 22 0
2657 Is this how turtles feel all the time? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2658 We have to find a nice spot before the fire goes out. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2659 Somehow i envisioned a different kind of mobile homr 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2660 I'm pretty sure the travel brochure recommended horseback... not houseback 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2661 Will we be gentrifying the neighborhood? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2662 Housebound due to pandemic restrictions: No Problem! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2663 So, can we go back to that discussion about downsizing? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2664 On the plus side, packing was a snap. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2665 I know we are up schitts creek but at least we have our home.“ Ky 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2666 Climatologists predict I’ll have beachfront property by 2035. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2667 I didn’t think flipping houses would be this much work.” Mike Finnell Woodbury, C 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2668 REI sure is getting more expensive. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2669 Who’s idea was it? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2670 Blisters aside, the little engines have a can-do spirit. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2671 Don't be mad but I think I forgot the kitchen sink. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2672 I can’t to see Ralph and Sadie’s faces when they visit our campsite this year. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2673 Is this high enough to avoid the rising sea levels? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2674 This is not what I pictured when you said it was a “reverse commute.” 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2675 I thought owning a mobile home would make our travels more enjoyable. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2676 I told you Annie May The housing market Is on a Slippery Slope 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2677 And that's when you said, "I think we need to simplify our lives." 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2678 I still forgot my water bottle. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2679 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted a strapping young man to accompany me. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2680 Understandably we are moving at a snail's pace. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2681 At least we're not underwater on the house anymore. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2682 "All the comforts of home", the brochure said... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2683 So this is the tiny house movement? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2684 No way I am going to pay rent that high! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2685 Sweat equity line of credit. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2686 She got the kids. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2687 Brokeback Mountain Movie Tour will be fun", you said. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2688 That’s what I like about tiny houses…they go everywhere with you. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2689 I don’t think this is what they meant by mobile homes! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2690 Carry in, carry out 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2691 Finally,Frank,a backpack that fits the kitchen sink! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2692 Oops, there goes the fishbowl. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2693 It feels so good to get away from it all! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2694 When they told me home ownership would be a ton of work I never expected this 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
2695 Couldn't do without Wi-Fi for five minutes, is that it?! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2696 Just show and tell to them that we're not homeless? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2697 you sure the taxes are less up here ? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2698 Mobile phone plans were getting so expensive, I think it made sense to go for mobile home instead. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2699 This isn’t exactly the mobile home I had in mind… 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2700 Although successful, our house hunting strategy needs work. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2701 You're a real trooper. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2702 This Airbnb is going to make a killing! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2703 Tiny house living my ass! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2704 Movin On Up 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2705 I wonder if this is what the brochure meant when it said bring your own housing? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2706 It's just around the next corner. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2707 I think this is scenic enough. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2708 How do snails do this everyday? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2709 Don't you think we should have brought tents instead? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2710 When you said we should get a mobile home, I didn't think it would be this much work. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2711 Are you sure this is how squatter's rights work? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2712 I'm so glad REI still had the tiny one in stock. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2713 My wife's cooking dinner. You're welcome to stay. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2714 The millennials finally achieved their American Dream of home ownership. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2715 Stay at home? My ass! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2716 Think it's too late to refinance? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2717 It’s the hike back down that really burns 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2718 We've gone up twenty percent on Zillow. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2719 You left your curling iron plugged in? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2720 You said no tense? I thought you said no tents! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2721 It is tough to find affordable housing 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2722 This is exactly why we need a union. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2723 ' Tell me again, how much do we get to win this bet? ' 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2724 Yeah it’s a great time to sell but where would I go? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2725 I hope the furniture arrives on time. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2726 I'm not sure it will be safe for the children to play outdoors 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2727 Why can’t we just carry a mortgage like everyone else? 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2728 #HouseLife 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2729 You sure there will be deer and antelope up here? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2730 Do you think we remembered everything? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2731 I think a tent would have been better. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2732 But the lot has a spectacular view. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2733 Well, technically it’s still a mobile home.” 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
2734 Well, you did insist on packing everything plus the kitchen sink! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2735 ‘Little houses are a choice, but not always the right one.’ 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2736 But you did remember the bug spray, right? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2737 Sure an RV woulda been nice if not for gas prices. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2738 It feels good to get away. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2739 Back home always sounded so good. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2740 I hope this leads to a better neighborhood. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2741 Now we can be sure no one will break in while we’re away. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2742 We’re probably going to lose our security deposit. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2743 The snails make it look so easy. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2744 Let’s pack light next time. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2745 I know you can't get a carry permit but this is ridiculous. 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
2746 I think I left the garage door open. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2747 So, this is a interest rate hike... 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2748 Did you remember to pack