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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-07-03T22:03:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-07-24T22:04:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-07-18T22:04:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 25, 2022 |
Number of captions | 6770 |
Number of responses | 665583 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Once the kids move out it'll get easier | 1.8637 | 0.01950 | 1702 | 682 | 570 | 450 |
1 | Not so tiny now,is it? | 1.8385 | 0.01884 | 1740 | 700 | 621 | 419 |
2 | 'Let me do the talking when your mother wakes up.' | 1.8357 | 0.01780 | 2075 | 880 | 656 | 539 |
3 | We never should've offered home delivery. | 1.8278 | 0.01870 | 1806 | 752 | 613 | 441 |
4 | Yet I still have the feeling I have forgotten something. | 1.8268 | 0.01794 | 1865 | 749 | 690 | 426 |
5 | Let’s stop here and call it a halfway house. | 1.8229 | 0.01489 | 2947 | 1270 | 929 | 748 |
6 | I can’t wait to see the look on the kids’ faces when they wake up. | 1.8211 | 0.01848 | 1867 | 792 | 617 | 458 |
7 | She got the kids. I took the house. | 1.8150 | 0.02442 | 1092 | 475 | 344 | 273 |
8 | I regret the marble countertops | 1.8145 | 0.01583 | 2415 | 996 | 871 | 548 |
9 | You could have been more clear when asking me to help you move. | 1.7965 | 0.01631 | 2256 | 953 | 809 | 494 |
10 | There's no way we could carry a second home." | 1.7870 | 0.01786 | 1967 | 871 | 644 | 452 |
11 | We should have read the fine print when we took this job for home delivery. | 1.7812 | 0.01645 | 2326 | 1042 | 751 | 533 |
12 | When they said, “priced to move,” I had no idea. | 1.7781 | 0.01842 | 1789 | 785 | 616 | 388 |
13 | You'll be thanking me when we're not setting up tent poles in the dark. | 1.7745 | 0.01624 | 2160 | 913 | 821 | 426 |
14 | Whatever you say, don't give them the idea that we are first time campers. | 1.7720 | 0.01955 | 1588 | 704 | 542 | 342 |
15 | The bank can’t foreclose what they can’t find. | 1.7701 | 0.01646 | 2323 | 1059 | 739 | 525 |
16 | My possessions stopped sparking joy about a mile back. | 1.7621 | 0.01723 | 2093 | 958 | 675 | 460 |
17 | It's not just the rate hike, it's the carrying cost. | 1.7614 | 0.01721 | 2146 | 999 | 660 | 487 |
18 | You did remember to bring the house key, right? | 1.7564 | 0.01816 | 1769 | 784 | 632 | 353 |
19 | When the loan officer said we'd be carrying this burden for the next 30 years, this isn't what I envisioned. | 1.7561 | 0.01715 | 2050 | 929 | 692 | 429 |
20 | It seemed easier than deciding what to pack and what not to pack. | 1.7554 | 0.01885 | 1660 | 742 | 582 | 336 |
21 | We really need to find a house sitter next time. | 1.7548 | 0.01549 | 2471 | 1110 | 857 | 504 |
22 | I think the saying was "Don't leave home without it". | 1.7456 | 0.02813 | 798 | 379 | 243 | 176 |
23 | I told everyone I was working from home. | 1.7443 | 0.01881 | 1662 | 755 | 577 | 330 |
24 | Let's stop soon, I need to use the bathroom | 1.7440 | 0.01700 | 2004 | 902 | 713 | 389 |
25 | Would you please stop saying "location, location, location." | 1.7427 | 0.01747 | 2017 | 947 | 642 | 428 |
26 | They can’t foreclose if they can’t find the house. | 1.7418 | 0.02135 | 1305 | 600 | 442 | 263 |
27 | We definitely overpacked. | 1.7396 | 0.01647 | 2135 | 968 | 755 | 412 |
28 | You really know who your friends are on moving day." | 1.7363 | 0.01753 | 1809 | 804 | 678 | 327 |
29 | I found I have less back pain if I sleep in my own bed. | 1.7362 | 0.01844 | 1751 | 813 | 587 | 351 |
30 | I’ll be really mad if they do have bathrooms up there. | 1.7321 | 0.01748 | 1904 | 877 | 660 | 367 |
31 | You're right, the marble countertops would have been a mistake. | 1.7187 | 0.01485 | 2520 | 1154 | 921 | 445 |
32 | Its gonna be great sleeping in my own bed to night | 1.7148 | 0.01562 | 2325 | 1085 | 818 | 422 |
33 | I'm glad we sent the kids ahead with the furniture. | 1.7107 | 0.01636 | 2074 | 962 | 750 | 362 |
34 | This would have been a lot easier if you’d have gotten rid of all those National Geographics in the attic. | 1.7087 | 0.02274 | 1119 | 534 | 377 | 208 |
35 | Did you turn the stove off? | 1.7021 | 0.01951 | 1554 | 760 | 497 | 297 |
36 | When I agreed to a mobile home, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.6995 | 0.01765 | 1797 | 854 | 629 | 314 |
37 | The only thing keeping up with the Kardashians are my glutes. | 1.6988 | 0.01728 | 2663 | 1580 | 305 | 778 |
38 | Wow, turtles make this look so easy! | 1.6987 | 0.01815 | 1716 | 821 | 591 | 304 |
39 | Look, I like to use OUR toilet. | 1.6943 | 0.01793 | 1750 | 841 | 603 | 306 |
40 | So much for our mortgage broker saying the two of us couldn’t carry a house. | 1.6883 | 0.01822 | 1713 | 837 | 573 | 303 |
41 | This is absolutely my last two-storey walkup. | 1.6872 | 0.02525 | 908 | 449 | 294 | 165 |
42 | I'm thinking of down-downsizing. | 1.6831 | 0.02009 | 1931 | 1155 | 233 | 543 |
43 | Why can't we leave the dog at a kennel like everybody else? | 1.6824 | 0.02572 | 866 | 429 | 283 | 154 |
44 | Did we forget anything? | 1.6815 | 0.01846 | 1975 | 1079 | 446 | 450 |
45 | Let's just hope they don't end remote work anytime soon. | 1.6804 | 0.02069 | 1286 | 625 | 447 | 214 |
46 | Our fear of using public restrooms is becoming a real burden. | 1.6731 | 0.02768 | 722 | 356 | 246 | 120 |
47 | Next time, I'll pack. | 1.6719 | 0.02024 | 1411 | 715 | 444 | 252 |
48 | I'm not sure this will fix our WiFi problem. | 1.6637 | 0.02017 | 1362 | 683 | 454 | 225 |
49 | I always get the side with the refrigerator. | 1.6626 | 0.02001 | 1310 | 639 | 474 | 197 |
50 | Just remember: location, location, location. | 1.6596 | 0.02239 | 1137 | 583 | 358 | 196 |
51 | I forgot the key. | 1.6538 | 0.02225 | 1193 | 630 | 346 | 217 |
52 | We just need to get this onto Boardwalk and we’ll be set. | 1.6441 | 0.02876 | 680 | 355 | 212 | 113 |
53 | The kids should be up in about an hour… they’ll be surprised. | 1.6371 | 0.02336 | 1025 | 540 | 317 | 168 |
54 | All because you can't pitch a tent. | 1.6333 | 0.02491 | 878 | 459 | 282 | 137 |
55 | Garage? I though YOU had the garage! | 1.6275 | 0.02642 | 851 | 470 | 228 | 153 |
56 | The idea struck me when I heard your mother was afraid of heights. | 1.6272 | 0.02613 | 912 | 517 | 218 | 177 |
57 | Fresh air, plus all the comforts of home! | 1.6182 | 0.02619 | 757 | 396 | 254 | 107 |
58 | If this relationship is going to work you're going to have to get over your fear of sleeping in a tent. | 1.6179 | 0.02641 | 759 | 401 | 247 | 111 |
59 | I think the saying is "Don't leave home without it." not the other way around. | 1.6134 | 0.02651 | 789 | 430 | 234 | 125 |
60 | We've got to go back. I forgot the patio. | 1.6131 | 0.02807 | 747 | 420 | 196 | 131 |
61 | When you said “let’s pick up and move” I thought you were speaking metaphorically. | 1.6112 | 0.02713 | 769 | 425 | 218 | 126 |
62 | We couldn't find a house sitter. | 1.6086 | 0.02798 | 695 | 378 | 211 | 106 |
63 | This is easier than getting a cartoon published in The New Yorker | 1.6022 | 0.02987 | 636 | 357 | 175 | 104 |
64 | This mobile home living is not what it's cracked up to be. | 1.5974 | 0.02907 | 611 | 330 | 197 | 84 |
65 | Maybe we should have listened when they said,”You can’t take it with you.” | 1.5967 | 0.02817 | 610 | 320 | 216 | 74 |
66 | Can we stop, I need to use the bathroom. | 1.5965 | 0.02960 | 679 | 394 | 165 | 120 |
67 | Did you remember to put the beer in the fridge? | 1.5963 | 0.02752 | 654 | 347 | 224 | 83 |
68 | Thanks for helping me move | 1.5960 | 0.02878 | 656 | 364 | 193 | 99 |
69 | How much further away do you want the mother-in-law suite? | 1.5918 | 0.03067 | 610 | 350 | 159 | 101 |
70 | I'm starting to think we should have kept the RV. | 1.5878 | 0.03071 | 575 | 323 | 166 | 86 |
71 | Working remotely has its drawbacks. | 1.5876 | 0.02931 | 628 | 352 | 183 | 93 |
72 | How much longer 'til we get away from Trump World? | 1.5870 | 0.03117 | 569 | 323 | 158 | 88 |
73 | trust me,this is easier than getting flood insurance | 1.5862 | 0.02984 | 609 | 343 | 175 | 91 |
74 | Sure..., she got the Tesla, but...., I..., kept..., the... house... | 1.5829 | 0.03165 | 525 | 293 | 158 | 74 |
75 | So I thought, Why Stop at the kitchen sink? | 1.5817 | 0.03184 | 526 | 296 | 154 | 76 |
76 | You said there were no tunnels, right? | 1.5810 | 0.03135 | 506 | 276 | 166 | 64 |
77 | On second thought, sleeping in a tent wouldn’t have been so bad. | 1.5804 | 0.02895 | 560 | 298 | 199 | 63 |
78 | Why don’t you ever leave the house? | 1.5796 | 0.02974 | 647 | 378 | 163 | 106 |
79 | I'm starting to regret telling Carl we'd help him move. | 1.5794 | 0.03050 | 554 | 308 | 171 | 75 |
80 | Big deal, they said; so you carry a mortgage. | 1.5771 | 0.03039 | 525 | 285 | 177 | 63 |
81 | Well, they did say we’d be carrying this mortgage for the rest of our lives | 1.5768 | 0.03281 | 534 | 314 | 132 | 88 |
82 | I’m hungry. Do you think Mom’s up yet? | 1.5731 | 0.03391 | 506 | 301 | 120 | 85 |
83 | I still think a tent would have worked. | 1.5726 | 0.03250 | 496 | 281 | 146 | 69 |
84 | The American dream of home ownership moves to Canada. | 1.5714 | 0.03279 | 483 | 273 | 144 | 66 |
85 | I still feel like I’m forgetting something. | 1.5701 | 0.03099 | 556 | 319 | 157 | 80 |
86 | And then the rental lady says,"Listen smart ass: 'House for rent, mountain view.' are unrelated clauses, and you can take that all the way to the Supreme Court." | 1.5694 | 0.03253 | 483 | 272 | 147 | 64 |
87 | Technically, I’m working from home. | 1.5692 | 0.03252 | 513 | 297 | 140 | 76 |
88 | I need more than a six pack and a pizza for this move Steve. | 1.5675 | 0.02999 | 541 | 299 | 177 | 65 |
89 | You just had to assemble it at the store. | 1.5673 | 0.03294 | 483 | 276 | 140 | 67 |
90 | I told you that we’d have all the comforts of home. | 1.5670 | 0.03014 | 515 | 280 | 178 | 57 |
91 | You just had to book the BYOB&B. | 1.5611 | 0.03386 | 499 | 300 | 118 | 81 |
92 | Couldn't we have left your mother with a caregiver? | 1.5583 | 0.03242 | 523 | 310 | 134 | 79 |
93 | Did you lock the back door? | 1.5568 | 0.03166 | 537 | 316 | 143 | 78 |
94 | When you see what the real estate market is like at the top, you'll be glad we brought this. | 1.5567 | 0.03222 | 485 | 277 | 146 | 62 |
95 | I didn't think relocating would be this hard. | 1.5553 | 0.03427 | 416 | 235 | 131 | 50 |
96 | YOU’RE the one who wanted a place in the mountains! | 1.5551 | 0.03164 | 472 | 263 | 156 | 53 |
97 | Sisyphus didn’t realize how good he had it. | 1.5526 | 0.03473 | 447 | 265 | 117 | 65 |
98 | and they said “you can’t take it with you”, ha! | 1.5505 | 0.03512 | 416 | 242 | 119 | 55 |
99 | My back is burning up. Did you remember to turn off the fireplace? | 1.5505 | 0.03451 | 436 | 255 | 122 | 59 |
100 | I didn't say I don't go hiking; I said I never leave the house. | 1.5492 | 0.03526 | 457 | 279 | 105 | 73 |
101 | But what else could ‘home delivery’ mean? | 1.5485 | 0.03711 | 392 | 234 | 101 | 57 |
102 | when i said i'd carry it, i meant the mortgage. | 1.5473 | 0.03420 | 444 | 261 | 123 | 60 |
103 | We knew it was a walk-up when we bought it." | 1.5468 | 0.03579 | 406 | 239 | 112 | 55 |
104 | I swear she said 'fixer upper,' not 'picker upper.' | 1.5432 | 0.03669 | 370 | 215 | 109 | 46 |
105 | Pace yourself. We still have to go back for the garage. | 1.5429 | 0.03741 | 420 | 263 | 86 | 71 |
106 | I’m glad we went house hunting today. | 1.5407 | 0.03444 | 455 | 275 | 114 | 66 |
107 | I certainly didn’t realize what was meant by ‘cash and carry ‘at the estate sale. | 1.5393 | 0.03758 | 356 | 209 | 102 | 45 |
108 | I say travel light. We can always buy a garage when we get there. | 1.5370 | 0.03632 | 378 | 222 | 109 | 47 |
109 | When you said 'mobile home,' this is not what I had in mind. | 1.5362 | 0.03688 | 373 | 221 | 104 | 48 |
110 | Time to get the F out of this country | 1.5357 | 0.04146 | 420 | 294 | 27 | 99 |
111 | I think I forgot the key to the house. | 1.5344 | 0.03633 | 378 | 223 | 108 | 47 |
112 | Well, it uses less gas than our motor home. | 1.5276 | 0.03703 | 326 | 186 | 108 | 32 |
113 | Don't be angry, but I forgot to pack the toilet paper. | 1.5260 | 0.03831 | 365 | 225 | 88 | 52 |
114 | You put out the fireplace, right? | 1.5257 | 0.03936 | 350 | 217 | 82 | 51 |
115 | One overlooked benefit to owning a Tiny House is that upward mobility is pretty much guaranteed. | 1.5257 | 0.03688 | 331 | 190 | 108 | 33 |
116 | I thought a tiny house would make life easier. | 1.5249 | 0.03735 | 362 | 218 | 98 | 46 |
117 | Watch your step. Most accidents occur close to home. | 1.5238 | 0.04019 | 336 | 209 | 78 | 49 |
118 | A second home? We can barely carry one. | 1.5211 | 0.03955 | 355 | 224 | 77 | 54 |
119 | Absolutely none of this makes any sense whatsoever. From the size of this house, to the fact there is a fire burning inside, to us dancing with the devil on the extreme edge of this trail. I just don’t get it. | 1.5207 | 0.04349 | 363 | 253 | 31 | 79 |
120 | I don't think staycations work this way. | 1.5198 | 0.03627 | 354 | 208 | 108 | 38 |
121 | It'll be easier going home! | 1.5181 | 0.03778 | 332 | 197 | 98 | 37 |
122 | Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought mobile homes had wheels | 1.5172 | 0.03967 | 319 | 194 | 85 | 40 |
123 | You really need to get over this whole 'only being able to poop at home' thing. | 1.5154 | 0.04095 | 357 | 235 | 60 | 62 |
124 | I bet you’re regretting the guest bedroom now. | 1.5154 | 0.03533 | 390 | 235 | 109 | 46 |
125 | I really should have asked what a BYOH was. | 1.5126 | 0.03605 | 357 | 212 | 107 | 38 |
126 | I want a divorce. You can have the house. | 1.5117 | 0.04351 | 299 | 193 | 59 | 47 |
127 | I sure hope they appreciate our wedding gift. | 1.5105 | 0.04195 | 286 | 176 | 74 | 36 |
128 | I didn't realize homeownership would be such an uphill battle! | 1.5097 | 0.04022 | 308 | 189 | 81 | 38 |
129 | Did we forget to turn off the fireplace? | 1.5087 | 0.04469 | 289 | 189 | 53 | 47 |
130 | … and then I told him, of course I know what @airbnb is! | 1.5076 | 0.03847 | 327 | 199 | 90 | 38 |
131 | I was expecting the burdens of home ownership to be a bit more figurative. | 1.5076 | 0.03853 | 329 | 201 | 89 | 39 |
132 | I’m just saying, our marriage seems to lack a firm foundation. | 1.5068 | 0.03907 | 294 | 174 | 91 | 29 |
133 | When we were warned that it was a huge mortgage, I thought we could carry it. | 1.5063 | 0.03927 | 318 | 195 | 85 | 38 |
134 | The $250 delivery fee is seeming more reasonable every minute. | 1.5047 | 0.04110 | 317 | 202 | 70 | 45 |
135 | They can't evict us if they can't find the house. | 1.5044 | 0.03826 | 343 | 213 | 87 | 43 |
136 | This is the last time we offer to help someone move. | 1.5042 | 0.03634 | 359 | 218 | 101 | 40 |
137 | At least we have a roof over our heads. | 1.5032 | 0.03971 | 316 | 196 | 81 | 39 |
138 | Once again, you’ve brought everything but the kitchen sink. | 1.5017 | 0.04227 | 291 | 184 | 68 | 39 |
139 | Are you sure the invitation said BYOH, not BYOB? | 1.4983 | 0.04155 | 295 | 186 | 71 | 38 |
140 | It's still easier than carrying a forced pregnancy for nine months. | 1.4966 | 0.04227 | 296 | 190 | 65 | 41 |
141 | Sometimes I think we’re carrying that “home away from home” feeling just a little too far. | 1.4964 | 0.04090 | 276 | 168 | 79 | 29 |
142 | This is our steepest rent hike yet! | 1.4886 | 0.04084 | 307 | 197 | 70 | 40 |
143 | The carrying costs for this home are very steep. | 1.4886 | 0.04110 | 307 | 198 | 68 | 41 |
144 | On second thought, a mobile home might have made more sense | 1.4884 | 0.04262 | 258 | 160 | 70 | 28 |
145 | Define mobile | 1.4879 | 0.04104 | 289 | 182 | 73 | 34 |
146 | Hey wait a sec—did the Guru say “home” or “Om”? | 1.4857 | 0.04390 | 245 | 153 | 65 | 27 |
147 | This is the last time I ever help you move. | 1.4856 | 0.04286 | 278 | 179 | 63 | 36 |
148 | We've got to get this abortion clinic across the border from Texas to New Mexico before the trigger ban takes effect. | 1.4854 | 0.04602 | 274 | 186 | 43 | 45 |
149 | It’s not too late to make it a lake house. | 1.4828 | 0.04191 | 261 | 162 | 72 | 27 |
150 | The house is fine but I don't think we could carry the mortgage. | 1.4826 | 0.04250 | 259 | 162 | 69 | 28 |
151 | Why can't you pee in the bushes like everyone else? | 1.4825 | 0.04681 | 257 | 173 | 44 | 40 |
152 | Don’t ever ask me to help you move again | 1.4825 | 0.04549 | 257 | 169 | 52 | 36 |
153 | What should we tell the kids when they wake up? | 1.4793 | 0.04390 | 242 | 152 | 64 | 26 |
154 | Why can't we just pitch a tent, like everyone else?! | 1.4790 | 0.03648 | 357 | 226 | 91 | 40 |
155 | When I said ‘Sure, I’ll help with the move’, I really didn’t have this in mind! | 1.4778 | 0.04220 | 270 | 172 | 67 | 31 |
156 | Next time let’s agree on what to pack. | 1.4776 | 0.04244 | 268 | 171 | 66 | 31 |
157 | I keep thinking we must have forgot something. | 1.4762 | 0.03934 | 294 | 184 | 80 | 30 |
158 | Next camping trip, I do the packing, OK? | 1.4748 | 0.04561 | 238 | 154 | 55 | 29 |
159 | It doesn't feel like such a tiny house. | 1.4742 | 0.04023 | 291 | 185 | 74 | 32 |
160 | Honestly,I don’t know how those snails do it! | 1.4735 | 0.04189 | 264 | 167 | 69 | 28 |
161 | I just keep telling myself, 'Location, location, location.' | 1.4735 | 0.04390 | 264 | 173 | 57 | 34 |
162 | You have the key,right? | 1.4727 | 0.04257 | 275 | 179 | 62 | 34 |
163 | I'm glad we decided not to bring the garage this time. | 1.4725 | 0.04087 | 273 | 172 | 73 | 28 |
164 | I’m not sure about this glamping thing. | 1.4723 | 0.04142 | 271 | 172 | 70 | 29 |
165 | I had an entirely different vision when you proposed, "Let's take a Tiny House vacation in the mountains." | 1.4715 | 0.04336 | 263 | 171 | 60 | 32 |
166 | It’s all about location. | 1.4713 | 0.04361 | 261 | 170 | 59 | 32 |
167 | At least we don't have to worry whether we left the stove on. | 1.4696 | 0.04163 | 230 | 139 | 74 | 17 |
168 | If you think this is a heavy lift, wait till you see the mortgage when the rate adjusts. | 1.4686 | 0.04388 | 239 | 152 | 62 | 25 |
169 | Let’s not tell Sisyphus. | 1.4679 | 0.05042 | 218 | 149 | 36 | 33 |
170 | I dunno I just feel our mortgage is breaking my back. | 1.4669 | 0.04125 | 257 | 161 | 72 | 24 |
171 | I still think getting a security system would be a better way to avoid burglary. | 1.4664 | 0.04319 | 238 | 150 | 65 | 23 |
172 | Why do I feel like I’m forgetting something? | 1.4662 | 0.04095 | 266 | 168 | 72 | 26 |
173 | Might have been easier to just get a house-sitter. | 1.4659 | 0.04588 | 249 | 167 | 48 | 34 |
174 | I still think we spoil this dog. | 1.4657 | 0.04933 | 204 | 134 | 45 | 25 |
175 | Nothing like sleeping in your own bed at night | 1.4654 | 0.04439 | 260 | 173 | 53 | 34 |
176 | I just realized that I forgot the extension cord. | 1.4652 | 0.04554 | 230 | 149 | 55 | 26 |
177 | I swear to God, if you start singing "Movin' On Up" one more time... | 1.4640 | 0.04451 | 222 | 140 | 61 | 21 |
178 | I told you the housing market always goes up. | 1.4632 | 0.04412 | 231 | 147 | 61 | 23 |
179 | Okay, okay! Next time I book air bnb, I'll check the fine print! | 1.4626 | 0.04186 | 281 | 185 | 62 | 34 |
180 | Maybe bundling home and travel insurance wasn’t such a great idea. | 1.4609 | 0.04716 | 230 | 154 | 46 | 30 |
181 | This is a classic case of you over-packing. | 1.4600 | 0.04747 | 200 | 128 | 52 | 20 |
182 | Downhill will be easier. We’ve got a reverse mortgage | 1.4593 | 0.05119 | 209 | 144 | 34 | 31 |
183 | No, I thought you had the keys. | 1.4561 | 0.04705 | 228 | 153 | 46 | 29 |
184 | OK ,,, next time we'll call a house sitter. | 1.4554 | 0.04768 | 224 | 151 | 44 | 29 |
185 | Hang in there. Just a few more miles and we can refinance. | 1.4550 | 0.04715 | 222 | 148 | 47 | 27 |
186 | He better buy—this is the third house we’re showing him. | 1.4550 | 0.04843 | 222 | 151 | 41 | 30 |
187 | It feels like it's appreciated at least 30 percent since we started. | 1.4549 | 0.04382 | 233 | 150 | 60 | 23 |
188 | This 'your home away from home' holiday is unfolding a bit differently than I imagined | 1.4549 | 0.04465 | 233 | 152 | 56 | 25 |
189 | I know it’s hard, but we’re finally getting out of the Valley. | 1.4549 | 0.04356 | 244 | 159 | 59 | 26 |
190 | It's a cross between a staycation and glamping. | 1.4545 | 0.04523 | 220 | 142 | 56 | 22 |
191 | This feels less like a vacation and more like a metaphor. | 1.4526 | 0.05028 | 232 | 166 | 27 | 39 |
192 | Do you think we have everything? | 1.4525 | 0.04552 | 221 | 144 | 54 | 23 |
193 | If your parents can find us, they can stay with us. | 1.4518 | 0.04955 | 197 | 131 | 43 | 23 |
194 | Are you sure we didn’t forget anything? | 1.4513 | 0.04299 | 226 | 143 | 64 | 19 |
195 | You were right, it's still much easier than packing. | 1.4502 | 0.04850 | 211 | 142 | 43 | 26 |
196 | This is not what i expected when i listed the house as owner will carry. | 1.4502 | 0.04491 | 231 | 152 | 54 | 25 |
197 | A rent hike. Just what we need! | 1.4490 | 0.05178 | 196 | 135 | 34 | 27 |
198 | If we lived here we’d be home by now. | 1.4486 | 0.04752 | 214 | 143 | 46 | 25 |
199 | At least, Sisyphus, it won’t roll back down again | 1.4478 | 0.04333 | 230 | 148 | 61 | 21 |
200 | Did you remember to put out the fire in the fireplace before we left? | 1.4472 | 0.04758 | 199 | 130 | 49 | 20 |
201 | The divorce settlement was very specific. | 1.4467 | 0.04846 | 197 | 130 | 46 | 21 |
202 | Tell me the truth. Aren't you glad we didn't take the piano? | 1.4465 | 0.04547 | 215 | 140 | 54 | 21 |
203 | Her name is Dorothy and she’s wearing red shoes and blue gingham. The witch said to drop it right on her. | 1.4456 | 0.05391 | 193 | 137 | 26 | 30 |
204 | How much further to Sarasota? | 1.4450 | 0.05246 | 209 | 150 | 25 | 34 |
205 | Let’s stop up here. I need to use the bathroom. | 1.4439 | 0.04916 | 196 | 131 | 43 | 22 |
206 | Last year, I forgot my toenail clippers. Not doing that again. | 1.4429 | 0.04816 | 210 | 142 | 43 | 25 |
207 | My wife says I always take too much stuff. | 1.4416 | 0.04625 | 197 | 127 | 53 | 17 |
208 | That lot better not be sold when we get there! | 1.4416 | 0.04487 | 231 | 154 | 52 | 25 |
209 | This is the last time I'm helping a friend move. | 1.4409 | 0.04606 | 220 | 147 | 49 | 24 |
210 | Did you remember to forward the mail? | 1.4409 | 0.05166 | 186 | 127 | 36 | 23 |
211 | I misread the cash and carry terms. | 1.4402 | 0.04638 | 209 | 138 | 50 | 21 |
212 | I think your mom's up, I heard the toilet flush. | 1.4395 | 0.04409 | 248 | 168 | 51 | 29 |
213 | We should've splurged for the Winnebago. | 1.4395 | 0.04560 | 223 | 149 | 50 | 24 |
214 | If one more person asks 'house it going?' one more time, I swear... | 1.4375 | 0.04800 | 208 | 141 | 43 | 24 |
215 | Tell me you brought the keys. | 1.4372 | 0.04589 | 215 | 143 | 50 | 22 |
216 | And we can get a reverse mortgage for going down. | 1.4372 | 0.04698 | 199 | 131 | 49 | 19 |
217 | Remember, I want the kitchen windows facing East. | 1.4365 | 0.04508 | 197 | 126 | 56 | 15 |
218 | We sure saved a lot of time packing! | 1.4363 | 0.04869 | 204 | 139 | 41 | 24 |
219 | I admire your stamina, but I don't believe that you've fully grasped the concept of backpacking. | 1.4350 | 0.04571 | 200 | 130 | 53 | 17 |
220 | I think we might taking "buy low, sell high" too literally. | 1.4343 | 0.04874 | 198 | 134 | 42 | 22 |
221 | I didn’t know how heavy a home mortgage could be until now . | 1.4341 | 0.04950 | 182 | 121 | 43 | 18 |
222 | Can you wait to use the bathroom until we get to the top? | 1.4340 | 0.04627 | 235 | 163 | 42 | 30 |
223 | Tell me again why you don’t like tents | 1.4337 | 0.04963 | 196 | 134 | 39 | 23 |
224 | Anything to get out of Texas... | 1.4337 | 0.04856 | 196 | 132 | 43 | 21 |
225 | The mortgage on this is enough to break your back. | 1.4335 | 0.04935 | 203 | 140 | 38 | 25 |
226 | But you've always said what's important is "location, location, location"! | 1.4333 | 0.04568 | 210 | 139 | 51 | 20 |
227 | Wherever you go, well, there you are. | 1.4333 | 0.04467 | 210 | 137 | 55 | 18 |
228 | I have to use the bathroom. | 1.4315 | 0.04343 | 241 | 162 | 54 | 25 |
229 | We must admit, the guy was a super salesman. | 1.4308 | 0.04650 | 195 | 128 | 50 | 17 |
230 | I keep thinking we forgot something. | 1.4302 | 0.04880 | 179 | 118 | 45 | 16 |
231 | I’m glad we can finally carry the mortgage. | 1.4300 | 0.04405 | 207 | 134 | 57 | 16 |
232 | Well, pretty sure we didn't forget anything. | 1.4292 | 0.04476 | 219 | 146 | 52 | 21 |
233 | Remember, we're looking for a spot with lots of trees overlooking the water! | 1.4286 | 0.05192 | 161 | 107 | 39 | 15 |
234 | It's probably a good thing we sold the piano. | 1.4286 | 0.04821 | 182 | 120 | 46 | 16 |
235 | Trust me, this is easier than buying another house in this market. | 1.4286 | 0.04882 | 203 | 140 | 39 | 24 |
236 | I'm starting to regret bringing the cat. | 1.4254 | 0.05145 | 181 | 125 | 35 | 21 |
237 | I told you we should have emptied the dresser drawers first. | 1.4235 | 0.04794 | 196 | 133 | 43 | 20 |
238 | I'm beginning to regret helping you move. | 1.4235 | 0.04684 | 196 | 131 | 47 | 18 |
239 | I told you we couldn't carry another house. | 1.4218 | 0.04493 | 211 | 141 | 51 | 19 |
240 | Did you leave the water running? I think you left the water running. | 1.4213 | 0.04609 | 197 | 131 | 49 | 17 |
241 | I am so glad we decided not to go with the brick. | 1.4199 | 0.05258 | 181 | 128 | 30 | 23 |
242 | Nobody else have bought theirs, now we just look ridiculous! | 1.4198 | 0.04624 | 212 | 145 | 45 | 22 |
243 | That shower’s gonna feel good. | 1.4195 | 0.04766 | 174 | 114 | 47 | 13 |
244 | They make it look so easy on HGTV. | 1.4192 | 0.05120 | 167 | 113 | 38 | 16 |
245 | How long are we going to let the kids sleep in? | 1.4185 | 0.05018 | 184 | 127 | 37 | 20 |
246 | W e need to hire a housesitter. | 1.4184 | 0.04735 | 196 | 133 | 44 | 19 |
247 | They really should have put Enlightenment at the bottom of the mountain. | 1.4180 | 0.04744 | 189 | 127 | 45 | 17 |
248 | It’s camping but with all the comforts of home. | 1.4175 | 0.04770 | 194 | 132 | 43 | 19 |
249 | - “I can’t shake this feeling that we never really left home.” | 1.4171 | 0.04899 | 187 | 128 | 40 | 19 |
250 | You knew this is what I meant when I said, 'staycation,' right? | 1.4163 | 0.04099 | 221 | 143 | 64 | 14 |
251 | I warned you that a second mortgage would make it harder to carry the house. | 1.4162 | 0.04692 | 185 | 123 | 47 | 15 |
252 | Yes they’re all going to laugh but who is going to have a home cooked meal for lunch at the summit? | 1.4162 | 0.04782 | 173 | 114 | 46 | 13 |
253 | The realtors insist, it's all about the view! | 1.4162 | 0.04851 | 173 | 115 | 44 | 14 |
254 | Is it possible we overpacked? | 1.4161 | 0.05180 | 161 | 109 | 37 | 15 |
255 | It looks so easy when snails do it. | 1.4157 | 0.05415 | 166 | 117 | 29 | 20 |
256 | This way we will still be able to work from home | 1.4152 | 0.04960 | 171 | 115 | 41 | 15 |
257 | You just haaaad to have the granite countertops… | 1.4149 | 0.04936 | 188 | 130 | 38 | 20 |
258 | Much easier than finding a place in New York | 1.4140 | 0.04803 | 215 | 153 | 35 | 27 |
259 | Did you flush the toilet before we left? | 1.4136 | 0.05154 | 162 | 110 | 37 | 15 |
260 | I'm rethinking the whole mountain view idea. | 1.4129 | 0.05241 | 155 | 105 | 36 | 14 |
261 | Are you sure this trail is zoned residential? | 1.4128 | 0.04868 | 172 | 115 | 43 | 14 |
262 | Technically, it’s no longer considered a fixed asset. | 1.4126 | 0.05092 | 143 | 93 | 41 | 9 |
263 | If we'd brought the garage, we could drive the rest of the way. | 1.4124 | 0.05096 | 177 | 123 | 35 | 19 |
264 | What mortgage? | 1.4124 | 0.04651 | 194 | 131 | 46 | 17 |
265 | I told you a big house would just be a burden. | 1.4121 | 0.04931 | 182 | 125 | 39 | 18 |
266 | It's easier than trying to buy a house in Seattle. | 1.4121 | 0.04806 | 182 | 123 | 43 | 16 |
267 | What do you mean you left the white picket fence back there several switchbacks ago? | 1.4107 | 0.04801 | 168 | 111 | 45 | 12 |
268 | This is the home stretch... | 1.4104 | 0.05181 | 173 | 121 | 33 | 19 |
269 | I can leave my work at work but I can't leave my home at home. | 1.4101 | 0.04330 | 178 | 113 | 57 | 8 |
270 | It's like they've never seen a mobile home before. | 1.4099 | 0.05021 | 161 | 108 | 40 | 13 |
271 | I hate these interest rate hikes. | 1.4091 | 0.05177 | 176 | 124 | 32 | 20 |
272 | Did you bring the key? | 1.4086 | 0.04969 | 186 | 130 | 36 | 20 |
273 | You can’t have it both ways. You said you’d go camping if I provided you with all the comforts of home. | 1.4083 | 0.05134 | 169 | 117 | 35 | 17 |
274 | Frankly the last location is looking better and better. | 1.4080 | 0.04683 | 174 | 115 | 47 | 12 |
275 | On a positive note, i definitely did not leave the oven on. | 1.4080 | 0.05091 | 174 | 121 | 35 | 18 |
276 | You remembered the keys, right? | 1.4080 | 0.04798 | 201 | 141 | 38 | 22 |
277 | We should’ve known with a name like Sisyphus Mortgage. | 1.4076 | 0.05567 | 157 | 112 | 26 | 19 |
278 | Realtors say to sell high, it's always "Location, location, location". | 1.4076 | 0.04948 | 184 | 128 | 37 | 19 |
279 | Yes, I did take out the kitchen sink. | 1.4072 | 0.04891 | 167 | 112 | 42 | 13 |
280 | Pick up the pace,I have a Zoom call in five | 1.4056 | 0.05610 | 180 | 136 | 15 | 29 |
281 | I feel like I left the fireplace on | 1.4054 | 0.04926 | 185 | 129 | 37 | 19 |
282 | You’re sure you didn’t forget anything? | 1.4052 | 0.05362 | 153 | 106 | 32 | 15 |
283 | Now, I wish Republicans had carried the House. | 1.4043 | 0.05692 | 141 | 99 | 27 | 15 |
284 | How long are we going to be under house arrest? | 1.4040 | 0.04988 | 151 | 100 | 41 | 10 |
285 | You have to learn to pee outdoors. | 1.4038 | 0.05363 | 156 | 109 | 31 | 16 |
286 | At that price, you would think it INCLUDED the land. | 1.4037 | 0.05387 | 161 | 114 | 29 | 18 |
287 | We'd never be able to do this if it wasn't for the fact that we're in a cartoon. | 1.4035 | 0.05600 | 171 | 127 | 19 | 25 |
288 | Have I ever told you Sisyphus was a ancestor" | 1.4033 | 0.04942 | 181 | 126 | 37 | 18 |
289 | Did you remember to put out the fireplace? | 1.4026 | 0.05568 | 154 | 110 | 26 | 18 |
290 | No, I didn't think this was what the broker meant by a 'two bedroom walk-up with great views.' | 1.4024 | 0.05241 | 164 | 115 | 32 | 17 |
291 | I think we have a significant difference of opinion when it comes to the definition of "essentials." | 1.4024 | 0.04988 | 169 | 116 | 38 | 15 |
292 | We should buy a tent. | 1.4012 | 0.04884 | 167 | 113 | 41 | 13 |
293 | Yea, well it would be half as heavy if your mother wasn't still in it. | 1.4012 | 0.05101 | 167 | 116 | 35 | 16 |
294 | I still can' t believe you couldn't find a house sitter. | 1.4011 | 0.04857 | 182 | 126 | 39 | 17 |
295 | I just hate paying for movers when I can easily do it myself. | 1.4000 | 0.04649 | 190 | 130 | 44 | 16 |
296 | At least we'll be able to sleep in our bed tonight. | 1.4000 | 0.05396 | 145 | 100 | 32 | 13 |
297 | Couldn’t we have stopped with just taking the kitchen sink? | 1.4000 | 0.05181 | 150 | 102 | 36 | 12 |
298 | Just one more mile until we get to lower property taxes | 1.4000 | 0.05351 | 150 | 104 | 32 | 14 |
299 | They were all out of mobile homes. | 1.3990 | 0.04229 | 193 | 126 | 57 | 10 |
300 | I used to worry about the house when we went on vacation. | 1.3988 | 0.04901 | 173 | 119 | 39 | 15 |
301 | I kept telling you: 'Hire the bloody Sherpa!' But no, he's too expensive! | 1.3987 | 0.05590 | 153 | 110 | 25 | 18 |
302 | This way we can tell Mom we never left the house last night. | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
303 | I’ve always been a homebody. | 1.3975 | 0.04849 | 161 | 108 | 42 | 11 |
304 | When were you thinking of settling down? | 1.3975 | 0.05452 | 161 | 116 | 26 | 19 |
305 | If you complain one more time I will turn this house around. | 1.3974 | 0.05583 | 156 | 113 | 24 | 19 |
306 | I’ve been thinking of downsizing. | 1.3974 | 0.04870 | 156 | 104 | 42 | 10 |
307 | What did you pack in this thing--bricks? | 1.3972 | 0.05683 | 141 | 100 | 26 | 15 |
308 | I forgot the toilet paper. | 1.3971 | 0.05350 | 136 | 92 | 34 | 10 |
309 | It feels so good to get out of the house. | 1.3958 | 0.05680 | 144 | 103 | 25 | 16 |
310 | This isn't the type of mobile home I had in mind. | 1.3958 | 0.05594 | 144 | 102 | 27 | 15 |
311 | Next time, let's leave home without it. | 1.3956 | 0.04974 | 182 | 129 | 34 | 19 |
312 | Nothing like living on the edge. | 1.3952 | 0.04950 | 167 | 115 | 38 | 14 |
313 | With gas prices who can afford to take the r.v. | 1.3939 | 0.05348 | 165 | 119 | 27 | 19 |
314 | So you're sure this Mountain Guru knows the meaning of life, right? | 1.3939 | 0.05278 | 165 | 118 | 29 | 18 |
315 | It feels so nice to get out of the house. | 1.3935 | 0.04886 | 155 | 104 | 41 | 10 |
316 | Arrange a live-in dog sitter so the pooch wouldn't go berserk in a thunderstorm. Move the cats to the vet's. Disconnect the phone and the electricity and the water. Arrange lawn care while we are gone. Believe me. This is easier! | 1.3935 | 0.05376 | 155 | 110 | 29 | 16 |
317 | Set it down. I need to go in and use the bathroom. | 1.3935 | 0.04971 | 155 | 105 | 39 | 11 |
318 | It was easier being homeless | 1.3933 | 0.05343 | 150 | 105 | 31 | 14 |
319 | I told you carrying a big mortgage would be an uphill battle ! | 1.3926 | 0.05573 | 135 | 94 | 29 | 12 |
320 | What did BYOH stand for really? | 1.3924 | 0.05145 | 158 | 110 | 34 | 14 |
321 | I'm not finding house arrest all that restrictive. | 1.3915 | 0.05006 | 189 | 137 | 30 | 22 |
322 | This is not my idea of getting out of the house. | 1.3910 | 0.05110 | 156 | 108 | 35 | 13 |
323 | This gives new meaning to home delivery. | 1.3907 | 0.05058 | 151 | 103 | 37 | 11 |
324 | Boy, they weren’t kidding when they said debt follows you wherever you go | 1.3905 | 0.05382 | 169 | 124 | 24 | 21 |
325 | This location, location, location you promised better be worth it. | 1.3904 | 0.05268 | 146 | 101 | 33 | 12 |
326 | ‘Tiny house’ is a relative term. | 1.3899 | 0.04798 | 159 | 107 | 42 | 10 |
327 | Did you turn off the iron? | 1.3897 | 0.05340 | 136 | 93 | 33 | 10 |
328 | Turtles make this look easy. | 1.3896 | 0.05317 | 154 | 109 | 30 | 15 |
329 | Not to worry - the fireplace will go out from lack of oxygen. | 1.3893 | 0.05611 | 149 | 108 | 24 | 17 |
330 | I think that we somehow haven't captured the spirit of getting away from home. | 1.3889 | 0.05125 | 162 | 114 | 33 | 15 |
331 | I'm starting to regret telling you I'd help you move. | 1.3885 | 0.05319 | 157 | 112 | 29 | 16 |
332 | I hope you didn't forget the kitchen sink. | 1.3882 | 0.04584 | 170 | 114 | 46 | 10 |
333 | Thanks again for helping me move | 1.3879 | 0.05271 | 165 | 119 | 28 | 18 |
334 | I know it's not funny right now, but this would honestly make for a very good caption contest. | 1.3878 | 0.05149 | 147 | 101 | 35 | 11 |
335 | I keep thinking we’ve left something behind. | 1.3876 | 0.05958 | 129 | 93 | 22 | 14 |
336 | Why not just a tent? | 1.3871 | 0.04962 | 155 | 106 | 38 | 11 |
337 | When we get to the top, let's go upstairs and rest. | 1.3869 | 0.05268 | 168 | 122 | 27 | 19 |
338 | We forgot the car. | 1.3862 | 0.05638 | 145 | 105 | 24 | 16 |
339 | Frankly, I prefer the Homestead Act of 1862 over this new version. | 1.3862 | 0.05887 | 145 | 108 | 18 | 19 |
340 | Finding a home for under a million dollars is an up hill battle | 1.3862 | 0.05377 | 145 | 102 | 30 | 13 |
341 | You just had to have a shower. | 1.3861 | 0.04895 | 158 | 108 | 39 | 11 |
342 | Did you know what carrying costs meant? | 1.3860 | 0.05063 | 171 | 122 | 32 | 17 |
343 | When you said let’s start packing up the house for the move I didn’t think you meant literally. | 1.3857 | 0.05128 | 140 | 95 | 36 | 9 |
344 | When in the journey do we get enlightened? | 1.3851 | 0.04582 | 174 | 118 | 45 | 11 |
345 | Next time we rent a house, do not check the box that says "mobile home"! | 1.3846 | 0.04936 | 156 | 107 | 38 | 11 |
346 | I still feel like I forgot to bring something... | 1.3846 | 0.05416 | 156 | 113 | 26 | 17 |
347 | I guess I misunderstood "two-story walk-up." | 1.3846 | 0.04772 | 195 | 140 | 35 | 20 |
348 | The oven is off, the back door is locked and the cat has been let out. Now can we please just enjoy ourselves. | 1.3841 | 0.04690 | 164 | 111 | 43 | 10 |
349 | Oh, shut up with the "Valderi, Valdera" already. | 1.3841 | 0.05756 | 138 | 100 | 23 | 15 |
350 | Those fools ahead are going to be cold tonight. | 1.3835 | 0.05307 | 133 | 91 | 33 | 9 |
351 | Snails made it look easier. | 1.3832 | 0.05078 | 167 | 119 | 32 | 16 |
352 | Honestly, if I had known what you meant when you asked me to help you move, I would have said no. | 1.3830 | 0.05294 | 141 | 98 | 32 | 11 |
353 | Next time, let's find a guru who accepts time shares. | 1.3827 | 0.04807 | 162 | 111 | 40 | 11 |
354 | Well, with the gas prices these days an RV would have cost us a fortune. | 1.3825 | 0.04689 | 183 | 128 | 40 | 15 |
355 | Couldn't you have just let your ex have the house? | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
356 | I did promise you camping with all the comforts of home. | 1.3817 | 0.05359 | 131 | 90 | 32 | 9 |
357 | When I said that I would carry the mortgage, I meant the note. | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
358 | Don't you think we're carrying the whole "home away from home" thing too far? | 1.3810 | 0.05138 | 147 | 102 | 34 | 11 |
359 | Carrying the mortgage might have been easier. | 1.3806 | 0.05036 | 155 | 108 | 35 | 12 |
360 | I wish we could find a catsitter she likes. | 1.3806 | 0.05513 | 155 | 114 | 23 | 18 |
361 | Turns out you can take it with you | 1.3806 | 0.05585 | 134 | 95 | 27 | 12 |
362 | Let's see Zillow find us now. | 1.3804 | 0.05449 | 163 | 121 | 22 | 20 |
363 | I know you get homesick when we travel. | 1.3803 | 0.05070 | 142 | 97 | 36 | 9 |
364 | When the realtor said cash and carry I didn't think he meant it literally. | 1.3803 | 0.05357 | 142 | 100 | 30 | 12 |
365 | Did you close the garage door before we left? | 1.3801 | 0.04987 | 171 | 122 | 33 | 16 |
366 | You're the one who didn't want to sleep in a tent. | 1.3800 | 0.04885 | 150 | 102 | 39 | 9 |
367 | So you said, "We're packing up and moving," and I said, "I'm not leaving this house". | 1.3793 | 0.05367 | 145 | 103 | 29 | 13 |
368 | I’m feeling the weight of home ownership. How about you? | 1.3791 | 0.05246 | 153 | 109 | 30 | 14 |
369 | First time I’ve been on a interest rate hike, Bob | 1.3786 | 0.05596 | 140 | 101 | 25 | 14 |
370 | We’re not hicks; we’re upwardly mobile. | 1.3780 | 0.05064 | 164 | 117 | 32 | 15 |
371 | I thought you brought the keys. | 1.3772 | 0.06401 | 114 | 84 | 17 | 13 |
372 | Glad we paid off the mortgage, but not feeling the weight off my shoulders yet. | 1.3768 | 0.05462 | 138 | 98 | 28 | 12 |
373 | Do you think the perfect 'location, location, location, is around this bend? | 1.3767 | 0.05247 | 146 | 103 | 31 | 12 |
374 | I know it’s an indoor cat, but this is ridiculous. . | 1.3767 | 0.06003 | 146 | 112 | 13 | 21 |
375 | Still can’t believe this was cheaper than checking a bag. | 1.3766 | 0.05299 | 154 | 111 | 28 | 15 |
376 | I keep tellin ya Ernie, It’s location, location, location! | 1.3758 | 0.05170 | 149 | 105 | 32 | 12 |
377 | If snails can do it, why can't we? | 1.3750 | 0.05013 | 144 | 99 | 36 | 9 |
378 | I always thought 'carrying a mortgage for the rest of your life' was just a phrase. | 1.3750 | 0.05008 | 176 | 128 | 30 | 18 |
379 | Keep going, I think the Joneses are a bit further up the trail. | 1.3742 | 0.05155 | 163 | 118 | 29 | 16 |
380 | Living in a walk-up is harder than I imagined. | 1.3741 | 0.05525 | 139 | 100 | 26 | 13 |
381 | Tell me if you see a three-pronged outlet. | 1.3740 | 0.05346 | 131 | 91 | 31 | 9 |
382 | When you said, “Help me move…” | 1.3733 | 0.04965 | 150 | 104 | 36 | 10 |
383 | I still can't believe we forgot the water | 1.3731 | 0.05672 | 134 | 97 | 24 | 13 |
384 | How many times do I have to tell you, Randy? The house always wins. | 1.3729 | 0.05619 | 118 | 82 | 28 | 8 |
385 | Now I know why snails are so slow. | 1.3724 | 0.05444 | 145 | 105 | 26 | 14 |
386 | It'll be nice sleeping in our own beds. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
387 | If you lived here you’d be home by now. | 1.3724 | 0.04789 | 145 | 98 | 40 | 7 |
388 | You know your sister was only kidding about selling our house while we were gone? | 1.3716 | 0.04821 | 148 | 101 | 39 | 8 |
389 | The mortgage turned out to be a bigger weight than I expected. | 1.3714 | 0.05024 | 175 | 128 | 29 | 18 |
390 | Sysyphus had it easy. | 1.3712 | 0.05732 | 132 | 96 | 23 | 13 |
391 | Stop here for a second. I need to make sure I turned the stove off. | 1.3712 | 0.05630 | 132 | 95 | 25 | 12 |
392 | I'm still not convinced this is better for our marriage than trying to put up a tent together. | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
393 | Walk slowly. Grandma’s still in the tub. | 1.3709 | 0.05367 | 151 | 110 | 26 | 15 |
394 | It doesn't feel like a "tiny house." | 1.3706 | 0.05315 | 143 | 102 | 29 | 12 |
395 | Stop complaining. You insisted on all the comforts of home. | 1.3704 | 0.05230 | 135 | 94 | 32 | 9 |
396 | I hate moving. | 1.3701 | 0.05788 | 127 | 92 | 23 | 12 |
397 | I still think we should have taken that last offer. | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 146 | 100 | 38 | 8 |
398 | I really owe you. There's just no way I could carry this mortgage alone. | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
399 | Did you put out the fireplace ? | 1.3697 | 0.05174 | 165 | 121 | 27 | 17 |
400 | Thanks for letting my mother come along. | 1.3697 | 0.05102 | 165 | 120 | 29 | 16 |
401 | It's the smoke coming from the chimney that bothers me. | 1.3694 | 0.04806 | 157 | 109 | 38 | 10 |
402 | Trust me. This is going to be so much better than sleeping in a tent. | 1.3694 | 0.05055 | 157 | 112 | 32 | 13 |
403 | It's just so great to get away from it all | 1.3694 | 0.04720 | 157 | 108 | 40 | 9 |
404 | Has it occurred to you that maybe we're taking this whole glamping thing just a bit too far? | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
405 | Backpacking”you said…”all the comforts of home “ you said | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 85 | 29 | 8 |
406 | I wasn't expecting home ownership to be such a burden. | 1.3688 | 0.05365 | 141 | 101 | 28 | 12 |
407 | Let's stop HERE––just till the kids are grown." | 1.3688 | 0.05459 | 141 | 102 | 26 | 13 |
408 | Down payment was nothing, but...the carrying charges!! | 1.3684 | 0.05086 | 152 | 108 | 32 | 12 |
409 | I promised you a house with a view, I didn't say it would be easy! | 1.3684 | 0.04822 | 152 | 105 | 38 | 9 |
410 | The bank will find out soon you know | 1.3684 | 0.05795 | 133 | 98 | 21 | 14 |
411 | Wanna trade sides? | 1.3684 | 0.05469 | 114 | 78 | 30 | 6 |
412 | Please tell me you brought the key. | 1.3676 | 0.05302 | 136 | 96 | 30 | 10 |
413 | They did say this house would be a burden. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
414 | I think when they said sell high, they meant the market. | 1.3672 | 0.06062 | 128 | 96 | 17 | 15 |
415 | We may have misunderstood the concept of the mobile home. | 1.3672 | 0.05856 | 128 | 94 | 21 | 13 |
416 | Quadrupled value...Once we are west of the Rockies | 1.3671 | 0.05488 | 158 | 119 | 20 | 19 |
417 | Now might be a good time to downsize | 1.3669 | 0.05606 | 139 | 102 | 23 | 14 |
418 | Stop Complaining. You're the one who wanted a room with a view. | 1.3667 | 0.05790 | 120 | 86 | 24 | 10 |
419 | I always assumed the burden of home ownership was a metaphor. | 1.3665 | 0.05264 | 161 | 119 | 25 | 17 |
420 | Are you sure he said "elevation, elevation, elevation"? | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
421 | No one ever mentioned the steep carrying charges. | 1.3657 | 0.05659 | 134 | 98 | 23 | 13 |
422 | I hope Junior remembers to bring the outhouse with him when he comes. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
423 | They may get there first but we won't have to set up a tent. | 1.3655 | 0.05254 | 145 | 104 | 29 | 12 |
424 | This is not what I had in mind when you said, 'Let's get a mobile home.' | 1.3654 | 0.05152 | 156 | 113 | 29 | 14 |
425 | Do you have the house keys? | 1.3653 | 0.04979 | 167 | 121 | 31 | 15 |
426 | Be on the lookout for motivated buyers. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
427 | I'm thinking maybe we should have just paid the property taxes. | 1.3644 | 0.06098 | 118 | 87 | 19 | 12 |
428 | I can't wait to see the looks on the faces of everyone at base camp. | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
429 | I think it's time we settle down. | 1.3636 | 0.04584 | 176 | 124 | 40 | 12 |
430 | I hope you put enough wood in the fireplace so the house will be nice and warm when we get to the top. | 1.3636 | 0.05165 | 165 | 122 | 26 | 17 |
431 | The dog, we forgot the dog! | 1.3636 | 0.05616 | 132 | 96 | 24 | 12 |
432 | Are you sure you didn't forget anything?” | 1.3636 | 0.05302 | 143 | 103 | 28 | 12 |
433 | But what if we get there and it's zoned commercial? | 1.3636 | 0.05616 | 132 | 96 | 24 | 12 |
434 | It's a relief not having to worry about leaving the stove on. | 1.3631 | 0.05124 | 157 | 114 | 29 | 14 |
435 | And then he says, 'How big a mortgage can you carry?' | 1.3623 | 0.05339 | 138 | 99 | 28 | 11 |
436 | Are you sure you read it right? It said BYOBnB? | 1.3623 | 0.05533 | 138 | 101 | 24 | 13 |
437 | When I told you we needed to pack up the house, I didn't mean it literally. | 1.3622 | 0.05439 | 127 | 90 | 28 | 9 |
438 | It's nice to have a roof over our heads. | 1.3615 | 0.05675 | 130 | 95 | 23 | 12 |
439 | Our broker really underestimated the carrying costs. | 1.3608 | 0.05175 | 158 | 116 | 27 | 15 |
440 | I’m still not convinced that this is what a staycation is. | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
441 | When they mentioned a hike in mortgages, I had no idea this was what they were talking about. | 1.3607 | 0.05827 | 122 | 89 | 22 | 11 |
442 | Next vacation, lets ask the neighbors to watch the house. | 1.3604 | 0.05836 | 111 | 79 | 24 | 8 |
443 | Just imagine bringing the groceries up.... | 1.3603 | 0.04859 | 136 | 93 | 37 | 6 |
444 | It looked a lot smaller in the store | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
445 | So you’re saying that you packed everything including the kitchen sink? | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
446 | I still feel like we're forgetting something. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
447 | ‘I still feel like we’ve forgotten something.’ | 1.3593 | 0.04969 | 167 | 122 | 30 | 15 |
448 | They say that moving is one of the most stressful things you can do. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
449 | This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted a mobile home | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
450 | Why do you always overpack? | 1.3588 | 0.05533 | 131 | 95 | 25 | 11 |
451 | Whoever said, "You can't take it with you." | 1.3588 | 0.05317 | 131 | 93 | 29 | 9 |
452 | No wonder Atlas shrugged. | 1.3585 | 0.06593 | 106 | 80 | 14 | 12 |
453 | It ain't all that damn tiny. | 1.3577 | 0.05049 | 123 | 84 | 34 | 5 |
454 | Feels like we never left home! | 1.3577 | 0.05552 | 123 | 88 | 26 | 9 |
455 | Tiny house” seems to be a misnomer. | 1.3577 | 0.05357 | 137 | 99 | 27 | 11 |
456 | It's only for the weekend, did you have to pack the whole house? | 1.3577 | 0.05457 | 137 | 100 | 25 | 12 |
457 | Forgot to tell you, Mom moved in upstairs. | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
458 | There has to be a better way to deal with your homesickness. | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
459 | Believe it or not, I didn't pack the kitchen sink. | 1.3566 | 0.05590 | 129 | 94 | 24 | 11 |
460 | Carla, I think we've never truly grasped the concept of a getaway. | 1.3566 | 0.05697 | 129 | 95 | 22 | 12 |
461 | Not what I had in mind when you said we'd pack up the house and leave. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
462 | Are you sure this is how a house swap is meant to work? | 1.3556 | 0.05511 | 135 | 99 | 24 | 12 |
463 | For Pete’s sake, YES, you remembered to lock the door! | 1.3551 | 0.05423 | 138 | 101 | 25 | 12 |
464 | Agoraphobia. | 1.3551 | 0.05615 | 138 | 103 | 21 | 14 |
465 | See, you can take it with you. | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
466 | Next time we bring the tiny house. | 1.3543 | 0.05423 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 9 |
467 | Did we really need to bring the piano? | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
468 | At least this mobile home saves on gas. | 1.3542 | 0.05528 | 144 | 108 | 21 | 15 |
469 | The 600 bucks to fill up the RV gas tank seems like a bargain now. | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
470 | We should sleep better in our on beds | 1.3533 | 0.04928 | 150 | 107 | 33 | 10 |
471 | This time we won’t get homesick! | 1.3533 | 0.05363 | 150 | 112 | 23 | 15 |
472 | Did we remember everything? | 1.3529 | 0.05796 | 119 | 87 | 22 | 10 |
473 | All this for a room with a view? | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
474 | Okay, the housing peak has to be around this corner | 1.3529 | 0.06483 | 102 | 76 | 16 | 10 |
475 | Maybe we overpacked | 1.3529 | 0.05282 | 119 | 83 | 30 | 6 |
476 | Of course I read your profile. I just thought hiking and playing with the doll house would be separate activities. | 1.3529 | 0.06037 | 119 | 89 | 18 | 12 |
477 | I think this is our last staycation. | 1.3529 | 0.05767 | 136 | 103 | 18 | 15 |
478 | I feel at home already | 1.3529 | 0.05918 | 119 | 88 | 20 | 11 |
479 | Remind your mother not to move around while we're on this ledge. | 1.3525 | 0.05486 | 139 | 103 | 23 | 13 |
480 | Trust me, it'll be worth $3 million in Berkeley. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
481 | Interest rates couldn't possibly get this high | 1.3524 | 0.06199 | 105 | 77 | 19 | 9 |
482 | All I'm saying is that the money we will be saving on property taxes is getting burned up by keeping the fireplace lit. | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
483 | Admit it, this whole tiny house thing has gone too far. | 1.3519 | 0.04834 | 162 | 117 | 33 | 12 |
484 | This week on HGTV's Tiny House Hunters... | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
485 | Dammit! We forgot the garage. | 1.3514 | 0.05327 | 148 | 110 | 24 | 14 |
486 | Buy low, sell high. Buy low, sell high . . . | 1.3511 | 0.05518 | 131 | 96 | 24 | 11 |
487 | At least we'll be high and dry when the sea level rises. | 1.3511 | 0.04957 | 131 | 91 | 34 | 6 |
488 | And you thought we couldn't carry the mortgage | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
489 | We should have gone with the even-tinier house, | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
490 | This is, without any doubt, our hardest house move . | 1.3504 | 0.05636 | 137 | 103 | 20 | 14 |
491 | Did you put the dog in the house before we left? | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
492 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I’d help you carry the mortgage. | 1.3500 | 0.04624 | 160 | 113 | 38 | 9 |
493 | At least we've got a roof over our heads. | 1.3497 | 0.05086 | 143 | 103 | 30 | 10 |
494 | I say we just flip this thing right now. | 1.3497 | 0.04786 | 143 | 100 | 36 | 7 |
495 | Mom and Dad are going to be so surprised when they wake up! | 1.3496 | 0.04616 | 123 | 82 | 39 | 2 |
496 | Yeah, but the movers we had last time scratched my collection of 78s. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
497 | I have new respect for turtles. s | 1.3496 | 0.05654 | 123 | 90 | 23 | 10 |
498 | The property tax difference will make it worth the effort! | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
499 | Did we forget to turn off the stove? | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
500 | I should have known "Cheap house with a mountain top view" was too good to be true | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
501 | Maybe purchasing a lighthouse wasn’t such a bad idea! | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
502 | Yah but they'll envy us when we have a queen bed and flush toilet tonight! | 1.3488 | 0.05352 | 129 | 93 | 27 | 9 |
503 | This isn't what I meant when I said we should take a staycation. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
504 | These staycations are killing me! | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
505 | You got the key? | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
506 | When you said this would be like home away from home, this isn't what I imagined. | 1.3471 | 0.05341 | 121 | 86 | 28 | 7 |
507 | It’s hard work carrying a mortgage. | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
508 | Do I hear the baby crying? | 1.3469 | 0.05076 | 147 | 107 | 29 | 11 |
509 | It's a lot of work keeping a roof over your head. | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
510 | Did you remember the key? | 1.3468 | 0.05253 | 124 | 88 | 29 | 7 |
511 | This is the last time we bring your mother on vacation. | 1.3465 | 0.05742 | 127 | 95 | 20 | 12 |
512 | Tiny house, my butt. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
513 | So, the contractors had JUST finished re-doing the entire kitchen when I realized that redistricting put me in Lauren Boebert's district . . . | 1.3462 | 0.05953 | 130 | 100 | 15 | 15 |
514 | I promised you we wouldn't forget anything this time. | 1.3462 | 0.05644 | 130 | 97 | 21 | 12 |
515 | Next time, let me pack. | 1.3459 | 0.05124 | 133 | 95 | 30 | 8 |
516 | Just continue to remember.,it's about location, location, location. | 1.3456 | 0.04826 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
517 | Technically, it’s still a staycation. | 1.3455 | 0.05980 | 110 | 81 | 20 | 9 |
518 | I think next time we should just bring the tent. | 1.3453 | 0.04866 | 139 | 98 | 34 | 7 |
519 | It is amazing how the whole work from home thing evolved! | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
520 | Finding a place to live is such an uphill battle these days. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
521 | Next time, let's just pack. | 1.3446 | 0.04862 | 148 | 106 | 33 | 9 |
522 | Did you stop the mail? | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
523 | I expected something different when you said it was a “walk-up” | 1.3443 | 0.05793 | 122 | 91 | 20 | 11 |
524 | One of these days we have to settle down. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
525 | It's easier than move the mountain to our home. | 1.3440 | 0.05093 | 125 | 88 | 31 | 6 |
526 | We really need to learn to pack lighter | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
527 | And you had to have granite countertops. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
528 | Would you quit complaining?? Your lucky to have a roof over your head. | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
529 | At least it stops that nagging feeling we've left something behind. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
530 | I still think the tent was the right call, but your mother "was the expert." | 1.3433 | 0.05616 | 134 | 101 | 20 | 13 |
531 | Do you think we overpacked? | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
532 | It might have been easier to put Mohammad in his cat carrier. | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 140 | 108 | 16 | 16 |
533 | Yes it doesn’t have wheels but technically it is a mobile home. | 1.3429 | 0.05342 | 140 | 104 | 24 | 12 |
534 | Just what we've always wanted, a home away from home. | 1.3429 | 0.04730 | 140 | 98 | 36 | 6 |
535 | I didn't think that moving up in the world was going to be so tough | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
536 | You know what they say. Location. Location. Location. | 1.3427 | 0.05261 | 143 | 106 | 25 | 12 |
537 | So is Sisyphus a family name? | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
538 | It's just I've never been able to set up a decent tent... | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
539 | I thought it said bnb, not byo. | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
540 | I like to sleep in my own bed every night and you like home cooked meals. Win, win. | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
541 | Next year we're getting a motel. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
542 | We could have bought that alarm system. | 1.3415 | 0.05149 | 164 | 125 | 22 | 17 |
543 | Did you remember to let the dog out? | 1.3415 | 0.05753 | 123 | 92 | 20 | 11 |
544 | We'll stop as soon as we find a good foundation " | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
545 | We’re in the home stretch. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
546 | Remember what the realtor said, ‘location, location, location’. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
547 | In ten years we'll probably get 40% over asking | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
548 | The realtor said it would move fast. | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
549 | They did say we could work from home. | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
550 | Like I said before, it's really not camping if you bring the whole house. | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
551 | The valley view was fine with me. | 1.3400 | 0.05252 | 150 | 113 | 23 | 14 |
552 | She only wanted the lot. | 1.3400 | 0.06547 | 100 | 76 | 14 | 10 |
553 | I think I forgot the keys at home | 1.3399 | 0.05093 | 153 | 114 | 26 | 13 |
554 | Do you ever feel the weight of owning a home? | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
555 | This is the last time I help you move. | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
556 | Guess this is what they mean by upward mobility. | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
557 | There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
558 | I suppose "technically" it is a mobile vacation home. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
559 | I think we forgot the kitchen sink. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
560 | You decide which way, I’m on the fence. | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
561 | I see a shady spot where we can refinance | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
562 | It sure doesn't feel like a tiny house at 10,000 feet. | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
563 | I thought glamping meant something else. | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
564 | Your mother could have walked too. | 1.3381 | 0.05456 | 139 | 105 | 21 | 13 |
565 | How much farther until you're sure your parents won't visit? | 1.3379 | 0.04817 | 145 | 104 | 33 | 8 |
566 | It occurs to me now that maybe we don't need all the comforts of home. | 1.3378 | 0.04451 | 148 | 103 | 40 | 5 |
567 | Looks like we're going to have to explain sweat equity again to these two | 1.3377 | 0.04295 | 151 | 104 | 43 | 4 |
568 | Next time let's pay for a house sitter. | 1.3377 | 0.05306 | 151 | 115 | 21 | 15 |
569 | Phew, so when does the balloon mortgage arrive? | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
570 | I thought the ad said affordable home in the mountains, not portable home. | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
571 | You know, being under house arrest really isn't all that bad. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
572 | Just wait. Soon people will come to us asking about the meaning of life. | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
573 | Didn’t we agree to pack light this time? | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
574 | Explain 'glamping' to me again. | 1.3364 | 0.05957 | 110 | 82 | 19 | 9 |
575 | This thing is getting heavy. How far would you say we are from the next closest country with a working government?” | 1.3364 | 0.06096 | 110 | 83 | 17 | 10 |
576 | You shut down the fireplace, right? | 1.3363 | 0.06362 | 113 | 88 | 12 | 13 |
577 | Think Mom and Dad will be surprised when they wake up? | 1.3362 | 0.05865 | 116 | 87 | 19 | 10 |
578 | Did you lock the front door? | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
579 | Not what I meant by 'Let's get high.' | 1.3361 | 0.05374 | 119 | 86 | 26 | 7 |
580 | The price you pay for having an indoor cat | 1.3361 | 0.06000 | 119 | 91 | 16 | 12 |
581 | Later tonight you’ll be glad you’re not sleeping in a tent. | 1.3361 | 0.05102 | 119 | 84 | 30 | 5 |
582 | When the bank asked if we could carry this mortgage, I thought they were being metaphorical. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
583 | I liked it better when the house was underwater. | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
584 | Did you pack the plumbing? | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
585 | This is heavy. We should have brought the bungalow. | 1.3358 | 0.05396 | 134 | 100 | 23 | 11 |
586 | Best house hunting season ever.” | 1.3356 | 0.04528 | 149 | 105 | 38 | 6 |
587 | You have no idea how hard it is to find someone to house sit. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
588 | Without the trailer, they’ll think we’re upwardly mobile. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
589 | I get that solar would have been lighter but there's nothing like the warmth of a fireplace. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
590 | Glad we did this. Sleeping on the ground is so bad for my back. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
591 | Now I know what they mean, saying - "A man's home is his hassle." | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
592 | Escargo | 1.3333 | 0.06068 | 126 | 99 | 12 | 15 |
593 | Believe it or not, it was actually less trouble than packing my backpack. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
594 | I was just thinking about a hot cup of tea,and now I can’t remember if I turned off the stove! | 1.3333 | 0.04578 | 156 | 112 | 36 | 8 |
595 | I told you this was more house than we needed. | 1.3333 | 0.04776 | 174 | 131 | 28 | 15 |
596 | Aren't you glad I insisted we get a tiny house. | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
597 | Let's set it down so the kids can get out and see the view. | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
598 | You couldn't negotiate a better relocation package? | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
599 | Just wait until you see the school district up here. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
600 | Okay, you were right. I'm glad we got the smaller model. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
601 | For some reason I’m craving escargot. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
602 | Do you remember if we turned the stove off? | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
603 | I SWEAR, I WOULD BE HAPPY IN A TENT. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
604 | Location, location, location, sheesh... | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
605 | When Loretta wakes up, she's gonna be surprised! | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
606 | I keep thinking I may have left the oven on. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
607 | At least we decided not to bring the pool. | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
608 | How am I supposed to know that tent would take 4 weeks to ship? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
609 | „Honey, I just want to make sure that the kids will not move in again.“ | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
610 | I told you we waited too long to sell. | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
611 | I thought working from home would be different. | 1.3308 | 0.05620 | 133 | 102 | 18 | 13 |
612 | I told you we should have downsized | 1.3308 | 0.05307 | 133 | 99 | 24 | 10 |
613 | I'm beginning to think that a sleeping bag would have been just fine. | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
614 | Well, at least we don’t have to wonder if we locked the front door. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
615 | I don't think this is what they meant by rent hikes. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
616 | Do you ever worry that we're carrying too heavy of a mortgage? | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
617 | Is this how a turtle must feel? | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
618 | I think she’s finally asleep. | 1.3304 | 0.05888 | 115 | 87 | 18 | 10 |
619 | Maybe our business model should be Two Men AND a truck | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
620 | But no, you had to try glamping. | 1.3303 | 0.06121 | 109 | 83 | 16 | 10 |
621 | See this way we can be both camping AND sitting around the house. | 1.3303 | 0.05057 | 109 | 76 | 30 | 3 |
622 | The next time I tell you this house will strap us, you’ll listen! | 1.3302 | 0.06102 | 106 | 80 | 17 | 9 |
623 | I didn't think the rent hike would be this steep | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
624 | Next time, let's get a condo. | 1.3301 | 0.06230 | 103 | 78 | 16 | 9 |
625 | I thought it would be easier than trying to fit everything into a backpack. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
626 | My mistake was telling Human Resources that I’m willing to relocate at a moment’s notice. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
627 | Hey, thanks again for helping me move. | 1.3291 | 0.05114 | 158 | 121 | 22 | 15 |
628 | The property taxes up here should much lower | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
629 | The carrying costs were a bit more than I expected. | 1.3286 | 0.04803 | 140 | 101 | 32 | 7 |
630 | I’m so glad we decided against the duplex. | 1.3282 | 0.05466 | 131 | 99 | 21 | 11 |
631 | Maybe we should have brought the bungalow instead. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
632 | At least it's better than having the mortgage go underwater. | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
633 | Does your mother really need all the comforts of home when we bring her on a trip? | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
634 | Next year we're getting a house sitter. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
635 | This way we won’t get homesick. | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
636 | Given that most accidents happen within five miles of the home, I'm beginning to question the wisdom of... | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
637 | I liked it a lot more when the dolls were satisfied with a campout on the seashore. | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
638 | So this is the 'home' workout you were talking about? | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
639 | Did you remember to cancel the newspaper? | 1.3277 | 0.05860 | 119 | 91 | 17 | 11 |
640 | if this doesn't work we'll try resetting the router | 1.3277 | 0.06098 | 119 | 93 | 13 | 13 |
641 | You know what they say—location, location, location | 1.3274 | 0.05821 | 113 | 85 | 19 | 9 |
642 | I don't think this is what they meant by the "tiny house" movement !!! | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
643 | Stop complaining. Snails do it all the time. | 1.3273 | 0.06073 | 110 | 84 | 16 | 10 |
644 | I know, but we crunched the numbers and this was the only way we could afford a place with a view. | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
645 | Still, it’s better than renting | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
646 | Was it you who said we could afford to carry this mortgage? | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
647 | You CAN take it with you! | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
648 | We get spiritual enlightenment. HE gets indoor plumbing and a dishwasher. | 1.3269 | 0.06178 | 104 | 79 | 16 | 9 |
649 | I'm not entirely sold on "Extreme Backpacking". . . | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
650 | Can we pull over so I can use the bathroom? | 1.3268 | 0.04979 | 153 | 115 | 26 | 12 |
651 | I am tired of moving | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
652 | Remember how annoyed you use to get when I said I must have left it at home! | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
653 | You're right. The walking sticks really do help. | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
654 | Oh no... not him again. Act inconspicuous. | 1.3254 | 0.05727 | 126 | 97 | 17 | 12 |
655 | And they said we couldn’t take it with us. | 1.3254 | 0.05018 | 126 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
656 | I guess we'll have to invite them in. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
657 | You're right, it is a lot lighter without the encyclopedias. | 1.3248 | 0.05926 | 117 | 90 | 16 | 11 |
658 | This is not what I had in mind when I bought a mobile home. | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
659 | When you said we’d have to move farther from the city to find affordable land, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.3246 | 0.06040 | 114 | 88 | 15 | 11 |
660 | just because this works for snails.... | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
661 | It's a shame the land wasn't included. | 1.3243 | 0.05442 | 148 | 116 | 16 | 16 |
662 | They will Freak Out when they try to reposess this house! | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
663 | I call it "cramping." | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
664 | This is the worst AirBnB ever. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
665 | For the hundredth time, no one’s at the door. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
666 | We may have overpacked. | 1.3239 | 0.05433 | 142 | 110 | 18 | 14 |
667 | I think I forgot my keys. | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
668 | You were right, Janet. Turtles really do have it all figured out! | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
669 | When I said we could carry everything we needed on our backs this wasn't what I meant. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
670 | I really, really wanted that RV but, nooooo, you insisted we go sustainable. | 1.3231 | 0.05697 | 130 | 101 | 16 | 13 |
671 | Now I understand how turtles feel. | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
672 | Honey, this was not exactly what I meant when I suggested that we purchase a mobile home. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
673 | Buy at the peak,” you said | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
674 | The carrying costs aren't too bad | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
675 | Leave No Trace is more than just an ethos, man. | 1.3226 | 0.05674 | 124 | 95 | 18 | 11 |
676 | This is not what I meant by relocating. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
677 | The view is to die for. | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
678 | Hey Frank, remember when I said we should rent a U-Haul instead? | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
679 | Remember when all we had was student debt? | 1.3217 | 0.05994 | 115 | 89 | 15 | 11 |
680 | I still think it would of been easier to just unplug the coffee maker. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
681 | If turtles can do it, so can we! | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
682 | Just think about when we get there, there will be beer in the fridge. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
683 | No...I'm glad you're parents could come with us. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
684 | I couldn't find a cat-sitter. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
685 | Look on the brighter side, when we stop we’ll be home. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
686 | You said there was a cabin at every camp site. You didn’t say it was the same cabin. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
687 | Aren’t you glad we went with vinyl siding? | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
688 | I agee, it is hard to leave home | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
689 | Oh crap! I think I forgot to take my house keys! | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
690 | So I said let’s get a condo, but nooooo, you said | 1.3211 | 0.06235 | 109 | 85 | 13 | 11 |
691 | Did you let the post office know about the change of address? | 1.3211 | 0.06370 | 109 | 86 | 11 | 12 |
692 | We really should have one of those “WIDE LOAD” signs. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
693 | Valderi, Valdera. My mortgage on my back. | 1.3208 | 0.06222 | 106 | 82 | 14 | 10 |
694 | Who's bringing the garage? | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
695 | They were kidding when they said property values are rising | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
696 | Its amazing that you always feel at home wherever you are | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
697 | You did say you wanted a cozy home away from home. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
698 | I can't shake the feeling I've left the kettle on. | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
699 | Yeah, but it beats sleeping while hanging off a cliff. | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
700 | Doug is 16. If we'd left him alone in the house, he'd have thrown a party. | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
701 | The alternative was forgetting something. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
702 | First rule of real estate, Lloyd: Sell at the peak. | 1.3197 | 0.05734 | 122 | 94 | 17 | 11 |
703 | Maybe I didn't pronounce it right. I promise, I did not call you a Sissy-puss. | 1.3194 | 0.05275 | 144 | 111 | 20 | 13 |
704 | I guess I had a different idea of a vacation home. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
705 | I swear if you sing 'Home on the Range' one more time... | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
706 | Rate hike. | 1.3191 | 0.06630 | 94 | 73 | 12 | 9 |
707 | Next time we pack separate houses. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
708 | We seem to be moving at a snail's pace. | 1.3190 | 0.05948 | 116 | 90 | 15 | 11 |
709 | AirBnBackpack | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
710 | Who says you can't take it with you? | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
711 | We always overpack. | 1.3182 | 0.05303 | 132 | 100 | 22 | 10 |
712 | And we get to do it for eternity! | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
713 | And what happens if we don’t like the view? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
714 | This isn’t what I meant when I said we should get a mobile home, Theodore. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
715 | Why is it always so hard to get away from home? | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
716 | My ex-wife told me to take a hike. She got the kids and I got the house.” | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
717 | We should have left home behind! | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
718 | So, how long have you been studying turtles? | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
719 | This is so much easier than trying to figure out what to pack for the trip. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
720 | Just be thankful we have a roof over our heads. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
721 | Well, we're doing better than Sisyphus. No load sharing for him. | 1.3178 | 0.06171 | 107 | 83 | 14 | 10 |
722 | I would have rather carried the mortgage. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
723 | I'm glad we went with the two bed one bath. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
724 | Downsizing worked well, didn't it? | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
725 | Sisyphus in the housing crisis. | 1.3175 | 0.05595 | 126 | 97 | 18 | 11 |
726 | The turtles make it look easy. | 1.3174 | 0.04736 | 167 | 127 | 27 | 13 |
727 | Did you remember to stop the mail ? | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
728 | At the summit we'll charge $1 to use the bathroom and make a killing. | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
729 | This is stupid | 1.3167 | 0.05915 | 120 | 94 | 14 | 12 |
730 | These new lender requirements are getting ridiculous. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
731 | My therapist said fresh air and exercise could help with my attachment disorder… | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
732 | I knew house hunting would be hard, bur I assumed land came with it. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
733 | Ya did remember ta pack the matches for the fireplace, didn't ya? | 1.3162 | 0.05903 | 117 | 91 | 15 | 11 |
734 | Make sure you lean in when we hit the curve! | 1.3162 | 0.04953 | 117 | 84 | 29 | 4 |
735 | George is bringing the swimming pool. | 1.3162 | 0.05393 | 136 | 105 | 19 | 12 |
736 | This isn't what I had in mind when you asked me to help you move. | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
737 | I promised you a room with a view! | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
738 | If we fall, I hope this house comes with life insurance. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
739 | Talk about being house bound! | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
740 | they laugh now but tonight we'll be sleeping in our own beds | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
741 | How did I let you rope me into this? | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
742 | The good news is when we get there we'll be at home. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
743 | It's good to get away. | 1.3148 | 0.06261 | 108 | 85 | 12 | 11 |
744 | pack it in, pack it out" is what I always say | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
745 | I"m really looking forward to working remotely | 1.3145 | 0.05535 | 124 | 95 | 19 | 10 |
746 | Home ownership is becoming more burdensome these days. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
747 | Why didn't they tell us it was cash and carry | 1.3145 | 0.05880 | 124 | 98 | 13 | 13 |
748 | At least Sisyphus got to roll the stone | 1.3145 | 0.05880 | 124 | 98 | 13 | 13 |
749 | Next year-let’s get a tent. | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
750 | Well, the employment agency's ad did say, "House Movers!" | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
751 | BTW, Did you notify Amazon? | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
752 | Why your mother wants to move up here I will never understand. | 1.3140 | 0.05509 | 121 | 92 | 20 | 9 |
753 | I feel like we’ve gotta be on the homestretch. | 1.3140 | 0.05509 | 121 | 92 | 20 | 9 |
754 | . . . And I’m surprised the airline allowed it as a carry-on! | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
755 | You know backpacking doesn't include taking all the comforts of home with you, it's kind of like roughing it. | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
756 | Glamping is getting out of hand. | 1.3140 | 0.05754 | 121 | 94 | 16 | 11 |
757 | Don't worry, we're on the home stretch. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
758 | at least we know our home network really is wireless | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
759 | Why couldn't it just go on a tiny hill? | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
760 | Never leave home without it! | 1.3137 | 0.06532 | 102 | 81 | 10 | 11 |
761 | I know we can move our tiny house almost anywhere, but I'm thinking it's just not tiny emough. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
762 | I still think an RV would have been easier. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
763 | It feels like our home away from home. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
764 | Well, I don't think we'll get our security deposit back. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
765 | Good thing we were outbid for the duplex. | 1.3136 | 0.05734 | 118 | 91 | 17 | 10 |
766 | I told you I am not living in a yurt | 1.3131 | 0.06364 | 99 | 77 | 13 | 9 |
767 | Compared with carrying the mortgage, this is nothing. | 1.3131 | 0.06524 | 99 | 78 | 11 | 10 |
768 | Wait, I thought you were going to call the Guinness people. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
769 | Well it was advertised as a mobile home. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
770 | It's your turn to get the car. | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
771 | I still don’t understand the appeal of avocado toast, but those millennials are onto something with their vans. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
772 | I don't think we've got that glamping concept quite right. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
773 | We should have just taken the outhouse. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
774 | Maybe we should've hired a professiona | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
775 | It would have been easier to stay in a motel. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
776 | Next time, I get to pack. | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
777 | I’m pretty sure they do have wifi at the camping site | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
778 | Location location location, blah blah blah. | 1.3125 | 0.06337 | 96 | 74 | 14 | 8 |
779 | Tiny house,” you said. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
780 | No, I thought you turned off the fireplace. | 1.3120 | 0.05497 | 125 | 96 | 19 | 10 |
781 | Tiny House Movers, my ass. | 1.3120 | 0.05613 | 125 | 97 | 17 | 11 |
782 | I didn't fully understand how burdensome home ownership would be. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
783 | I had no idea you could go backpacking without leaving home .” | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
784 | This is your worst idea yet. We can’t even fit through the door. | 1.3118 | 0.06483 | 93 | 72 | 13 | 8 |
785 | I thought working from home meant we no longer had to commute. | 1.3116 | 0.05520 | 138 | 109 | 15 | 14 |
786 | In the current real estate market, you take what you can get. | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
787 | When you said you wouldn't leave the house, I thought you meant you weren't coming along. | 1.3115 | 0.05592 | 122 | 94 | 18 | 10 |
788 | I told you we could carry our mortgage. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
789 | I still feel we forgot something. | 1.3113 | 0.06196 | 106 | 83 | 13 | 10 |
790 | Doesn’t seem so tiny now, does it? | 1.3113 | 0.05076 | 151 | 117 | 21 | 13 |
791 | Next place we move to can't be a walkup. | 1.3111 | 0.06637 | 90 | 70 | 12 | 8 |
792 | I misunderstood you when you said you wanted to relocate. | 1.3111 | 0.06823 | 90 | 71 | 10 | 9 |
793 | I thought this would be a lot easier than setting up a tent. Sometimes I am wrong. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
794 | This better be the last rent hike. | 1.3107 | 0.06327 | 103 | 81 | 12 | 10 |
795 | What do you mean you forgot the piano? | 1.3106 | 0.05805 | 132 | 106 | 11 | 15 |
796 | Next year let's not do a staycation again. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
797 | Look, once we stop you'll see it was a good idea.... | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
798 | When you said our mortgage was going to be a massive burden, I should have believed you. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
799 | What's not to like, the wonders of the outdoors with the comfort of home. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
800 | Are you sure this is how glamping works? | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
801 | The portaging is tough;but we’ll be the envy of everyone at the campsite. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
802 | Surely, we won't have to pay property taxes up there" | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
803 | Good idea to leave the garage behind. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
804 | Are you sure you packed everything you needed? | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
805 | Next time we get a baby sitter. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
806 | And we still have to carry the Senate...hang in there!!! | 1.3085 | 0.06598 | 94 | 74 | 11 | 9 |
807 | Do you know what it costs to fill an RV these days? | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
808 | Ugh, these days everyone chooses home delivery | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
809 | The airbnb listing said, "Just steps from the summit...". | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
810 | Is it just me or is this starting to feel a lot more like house than home. | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
811 | There goes the neighborhood - LITERALLY. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
812 | I still think we shoulda got a Sherpa. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
813 | Next time we're moving to the valley. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
814 | At least we don't have to hurry to get home. | 1.3077 | 0.06122 | 104 | 81 | 14 | 9 |
815 | In hindsight, the tent was a better idea. | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
816 | I know home prices are out of sight, but this is still a crazy way to get one with a view. | 1.3077 | 0.05624 | 117 | 90 | 18 | 9 |
817 | I'm kind of a homebody, I guess. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
818 | Still, I feel like we forgot something | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
819 | Hmm… well at least we know we have the kitchen sink with us | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
820 | At least we can still see our house from here | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
821 | Let's see your mother try to visit us now! | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
822 | No wonder turtles move so slowly. | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
823 | The house prices up in the hills are ridiculous, so we just brought our own. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
824 | Remember at the top, a three-minute egg takes ten. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
825 | So happy we opted for the 2 bedroom instead of the 3 bedroom. | 1.3065 | 0.05513 | 124 | 96 | 18 | 10 |
826 | This is your idea of flipping a house? | 1.3065 | 0.05513 | 124 | 96 | 18 | 10 |
827 | No, we are NOT going back for the kitchen sink. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
828 | This is why I don't gamble with snails. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
829 | And when we get there we’ll have to carry a mortgage. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
830 | I hate moving house. | 1.3061 | 0.06223 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 8 |
831 | House arrest isn’t a light sentence. | 1.3058 | 0.05609 | 121 | 94 | 17 | 10 |
832 | It was getting too expensive to live in the city, so I moved. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
833 | I used to wake up with such a backache from sleeping on the ground | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
834 | Can we stop for a minute? I can’t remember if I unplugged the iron. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
835 | I just really prefer sleeping in my own bed. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
836 | Well, Sisyphus didn’t have to carry a mortgage | 1.3051 | 0.05959 | 118 | 94 | 12 | 12 |
837 | Honey, I think I forgot to empty the fridge. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
838 | Okay, it’s simpler than deciding what to bring, but it’s definitely more work. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
839 | At least we’re not underwater. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
840 | It'll be worth it when we get to California | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
841 | They can’t foreclose on our house if they don’t know where it is! | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
842 | What I can't understand is why is the door only half my height... | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
843 | But why did we have to light the fireplace? | 1.3047 | 0.05497 | 128 | 100 | 17 | 11 |
844 | You did remember to take out the garbage,right? | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
845 | I just wasn’t ready to leave home | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
846 | Tent!? Tent!?…,” you said…, “I have a much better idea…!,” you said | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
847 | When you just can't leave home without it. | 1.3043 | 0.05683 | 115 | 89 | 17 | 9 |
848 | Wait 'til they get there and find that there's no place to stay. | 1.3043 | 0.05683 | 115 | 89 | 17 | 9 |
849 | Next time we're getting an Airbnb. | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
850 | I don’t think this is what they meant by roughing it. | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
851 | Our campsite is near the summit. I've already parked the car there to save our spot. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
852 | I thought carrying the mortgage would be easier. | 1.3038 | 0.05510 | 79 | 56 | 22 | 1 |
853 | No buyer's remorse here! | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
854 | I think I need to Google “Outhouse” again. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
855 | We're not 'house-poor', but perhaps 'house-tired'...... | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
856 | but if it rolls back down again, we’re leaving it there | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
857 | She either said, "You need to get out of the house more" or "You need to get the house out more" and given that it's Elaine, I just do everything. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
858 | Just think of what we're saving on a home security system. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
859 | Are you sure you want to live "off the grid"? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
860 | All the discomforts of home! | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
861 | Well, you won’t be able to say I forgot something! | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
862 | And they said you can't take it with you. | 1.3025 | 0.05541 | 119 | 92 | 18 | 9 |
863 | The campground is a schlepper colony. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
864 | The real trick will be the airplane home. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
865 | Stunning views but the mortgage is backbreaking | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
866 | We call it a trek house. | 1.3021 | 0.06475 | 96 | 76 | 11 | 9 |
867 | When the realtor said it came with a view, we should have asked where the view was located. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
868 | This is not quite what I meant when I suggested a mobile lifestyle. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
869 | You realize I was being sarcastic right? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
870 | I just feel like we never get away from the house anymore. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
871 | Why didn’t we just leave it the last time we were up here? | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
872 | You’ll thank me when you have to poop. | 1.3019 | 0.06168 | 106 | 84 | 12 | 10 |
873 | Wonderful trip but can’t say I’ve escaped the burdens of home. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
874 | I still think I left the garage door open. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
875 | You see? We don't need a caravan | 1.3014 | 0.05268 | 146 | 116 | 16 | 14 |
876 | "I told you I would rather climb Mt Everest with a house on my back than live with your mother!" | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
877 | Keep thinking about what we saved on Airbnb. | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
878 | I told you, it's like Airbnb, but the opposite. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
879 | You always pack way too much. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
880 | At least we're done with paying rent every month. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
881 | Look at it this way, we’re actually the lucky ones that have a house! | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
882 | Next year, let’s go somewhere closer to home. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
883 | REI's new tent collection is everything but compact. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
884 | You were right, the Winnebago was a better buy. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
885 | Adjusting for inflation, we should get there in $67,000. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
886 | I told you not to advertise home delivery | 1.3000 | 0.06981 | 80 | 63 | 10 | 7 |
887 | But we’ll be super comfortable when we get there. | 1.3000 | 0.05855 | 110 | 86 | 15 | 9 |
888 | I thought a tiny house would be tinier than this | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
889 | What happened to our plan to take one small carry--on bag apiece when we travel? | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
890 | You were right, we ought to have picked the Airstream | 1.3000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 87 | 30 | 3 |
891 | Did you take the keys? | 1.3000 | 0.06981 | 80 | 63 | 10 | 7 |
892 | The realtor said it's a great little house ... only thing missing is a view. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
893 | ....and the bathroom sink? | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
894 | Let's pitch camp at the next suburb. | 1.2990 | 0.06742 | 97 | 79 | 7 | 11 |
895 | The school called, they think our kids are growing up in an unstable home | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
896 | I'm glad that we didn't bring the kitchen sink. | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
897 | Believe me, moving upstate will be great for us. | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
898 | Are you sure we shouldn't have arranged for a housesitter? | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
899 | Don’t you just love glamping? All the comforts of home. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
900 | But the schools are good. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
901 | Did you remember to give the mail carrier our forwarding address? | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
902 | How DO snails do it?? | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
903 | I'm starting to think the whole 'Home is wherever I'm with you' thing may have been a metaphor. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
904 | Not at all what I envisioned when you mentioned a hike in interest rates. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
905 | Did we remember to turn off the fireplace? | 1.2975 | 0.05943 | 121 | 98 | 10 | 13 |
906 | And somehow you still forgot the toothpaste. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
907 | Ha! If we don't win the top prize in the "Most Advanced Glamping" competition, I don't know who will! | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
908 | No, really, the view will be totally worth it. | 1.2971 | 0.05082 | 138 | 107 | 21 | 10 |
909 | I’m glad we downsized this year. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
910 | Were you on mushrooms when you put this on your bucket list? | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
911 | Why can’t we just bring a tent like everyone else? | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
912 | It was cheaper than hiring a housesitter for a week | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
913 | Why couldn't we just have put it on Park Place? | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
914 | You remembered to turn off the oven, right? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
915 | Irma, I will never again complain about your overpacking. | 1.2967 | 0.06536 | 91 | 72 | 11 | 8 |
916 | I now understand why a tortoise is so slow. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
917 | Working remotely is starting to be an uphill battle | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
918 | We're almost off the grid. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
919 | Not to worry my love, the Canadian border is just over this hill. | 1.2966 | 0.05685 | 118 | 93 | 15 | 10 |
920 | Are you sure that the guru knows how to appraise houses? | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
921 | You forgot what? | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
922 | I still say we should have hired an interior designer that comes to the house. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
923 | I can’t believe they made us check it on the plane. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
924 | This glamping thing isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
925 | Stop complaining. I clearly said that I'd only go if I could have all of the amenities of home. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
926 | What will IKEA think of next? | 1.2959 | 0.06357 | 98 | 78 | 11 | 9 |
927 | I think we need to leave the house more often. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
928 | Yes, it's hard. But we always wanted a view. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
929 | Well you did say, we can travel anywhere with a tiny house! | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
930 | I keep trying to move up, but it's like my back is against a wall. | 1.2957 | 0.05790 | 115 | 91 | 14 | 10 |
931 | I told you we should have bought a tiny house. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
932 | Now I'm glad we didn't put in a basement. | 1.2952 | 0.06190 | 105 | 84 | 11 | 10 |
933 | Don’t worry- I was there on January 6th! The cops never stop white people from looting! | 1.2952 | 0.06190 | 105 | 84 | 11 | 10 |
934 | Trust me, it will be like we never left the house." | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
935 | It's hard to get away anymore. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
936 | Carrying this 30 year mortgage really has us strapped. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
937 | Didn't that guy carrying his coffin look really silly? My goodness. | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
938 | HGTV's gotta give us a show after this. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
939 | The pebble in my shoe is really killing me. | 1.2947 | 0.06327 | 95 | 75 | 12 | 8 |
940 | Did you leave the fire going? | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
941 | This was cheaper than gassing up the RV | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
942 | Are you sure we packed everything? | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
943 | I always wanted a house on a hill. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
944 | A tent?" you said, "Who needs to spend that kind of money? | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
945 | I meant something else when I said "mobile home." | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
946 | I can't wait to sleep in our own bed tonight. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
947 | When you asked if I would help you move, well I really had no idea. | 1.2941 | 0.06167 | 102 | 81 | 12 | 9 |
948 | You can't take the suburbs out of the suburbanites. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
949 | It's still better than trying to stuff it all in the backpacks. | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
950 | And I will say it again, it would have been easier with a sleeping bag | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
951 | Yes Gary, we are slower, but think of all the time we saved by not having to pack. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
952 | If this was our house, we’d be home by now. | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
953 | Trust me, it’s going to be a great place for an Air BnB. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
954 | We’ll stop when we hit a blue state | 1.2941 | 0.05515 | 119 | 93 | 17 | 9 |
955 | Tiny is a relative term. | 1.2936 | 0.05727 | 109 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
956 | I think I forgot to pack the kitchen sink. | 1.2936 | 0.05727 | 109 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
957 | I think I left something in the car. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
958 | I am sure there are easier ways to go glamping | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
959 | I should have been suspicious when he called it a "Winn-e-Lumbago." | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
960 | Well, we bought low. Now we just have to sell high. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
961 | Aw man. I forgot my house key. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
962 | I’m sorry, but the fact that turtles do it just isn’t relevant. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
963 | Next vacation time, try harder to find someone to house-sit. | 1.2925 | 0.04446 | 147 | 110 | 31 | 6 |
964 | I didn’t know what to pack! | 1.2925 | 0.05990 | 106 | 84 | 13 | 9 |
965 | The homestretch is always difficult. | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
966 | We’re the American Express team; we don’t leave home without it. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
967 | With the rising cost of gas, RVs just aren't practical anymore. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
968 | Mary, this is worth it right? | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
969 | Just as I thought. You can take it with you. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
970 | I thought you bought the land. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
971 | Please don't invite them in for tea this time. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
972 | I sure hope the view is worth it. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
973 | The bank said we had to prove we could carry the mortgage | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
974 | You Know...I'm starting to understand snails | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
975 | So glad we can work anywhere from home! | 1.2913 | 0.05955 | 103 | 81 | 14 | 8 |
976 | This should keep us out of the increasing flood plains for at least a couple of years. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
977 | You’re sure it was BYOH? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
978 | Sure, the property taxes are low up here, but the garbage pick-up fees will kill you. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
979 | I don’t think this is what they meant by glamping | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
980 | When I offered to help you move house this wasn’t what I meant. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
981 | Maybe we should reconsider an RV. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
982 | Tell me you didn't leave the keys in the car. | 1.2909 | 0.06373 | 110 | 91 | 6 | 13 |
983 | Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom again. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
984 | I always hated the hassle of putting up a tent. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
985 | Ouch! Maybe leaving the fire in the fireplace wasn't such a good idea. | 1.2906 | 0.05571 | 117 | 92 | 16 | 9 |
986 | Did you remember to put out the fire? | 1.2903 | 0.06590 | 93 | 75 | 9 | 9 |
987 | You’re the one who wanted to be upwardly mobile. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
988 | Yeah, we could have quite the view, but where do we park it? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
989 | Feels like home | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
990 | Next time you do the packing. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
991 | I smell smoke, are you sure you doused the fire? | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
992 | We're finally moving up in the world! | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
993 | I would like to see an RV do this. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
994 | Honey, I think we forgot the garage. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
995 | When you said we should get a mobile home, this wasn’t what I had in mind. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
996 | Maybe we should have paid the carrying costs. | 1.2897 | 0.05790 | 107 | 84 | 15 | 8 |
997 | No, I don't have the keys. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
998 | How could you forget the patio? | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
999 | I still think there would be a campsite on top. | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
1000 | Get a tiny house you said! Get the mortgage off our back you said! | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
1001 | This turtle philosophy slows you down | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1002 | How is it turtles make it look so easy? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1003 | Yes, but think of how much time we’ll save not having to pitch a tent. | 1.2889 | 0.04444 | 135 | 100 | 31 | 4 |
1004 | Did you remember the key inside the fake stone? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1005 | This is a lot easier since we sold the furniture. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1006 | I hope we didn't forget to bring anything! | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1007 | Oh shoot, I forgot to bring the keys! | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1008 | I can’t carry a home at these steep rates. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1009 | 'Spouse!' They said you could bring your 'spouse'! | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1010 | You know, we're gonna have to go back for the detached garage. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1011 | I told you we should have gone for the RV. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1012 | Owning a house is an uphill battle. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1013 | My realtor friend said that we’d be stupid to not sell at the peak | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1014 | A down payment simply isn't enough to compete in this market anymore. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1015 | Well, I still think it beats worrying about whether or not we left the bathtub running. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1016 | The agent did say the view is to die for. | 1.2885 | 0.06213 | 104 | 84 | 10 | 10 |
1017 | Not tiny enough. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1018 | We'll just have to agree to disagree on the definition of glamping. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1019 | I know he was a good salesman but we still should have just bought the tent instead. | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
1020 | They won't be laughing at us when we're at the summit watching Star Wars in our jammies. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1021 | I always thought the term ‘social climbing’ was rhetorical! | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1022 | Did you remember to turn of the oven? | 1.2875 | 0.06702 | 80 | 63 | 11 | 6 |
1023 | This isn't what I meant when I suggested we get a house trailer. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
1024 | See? Whoever said you can't take it with you was wrong. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1025 | It ain’t heavy. It’s my house. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1026 | You would never guess what the movers quoted | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1027 | Next time you book BYOBnB, count me out. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1028 | Oh crap! My keys are in the car. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1029 | I never understood the tiny house movement until now. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1030 | This new piggy-back mortgage is brutal. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1031 | Is it an adventure if you never leave home? | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1032 | Yeah, but tonight we can sleep in our own bed. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1033 | I think we may have overpacked. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1034 | You'll thank me once we've set up camp. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1035 | You should have consulted Sir Edmund Hillary instead of Albert Camus. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1036 | I don’t think this is what “homebody” means. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1037 | I have a new respect for turtles. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1038 | So she says 'Let's try the BYOAirbnb and save some money'..... | 1.2870 | 0.05891 | 108 | 86 | 13 | 9 |
1039 | Now I know why turtles are so slow | 1.2870 | 0.05762 | 115 | 92 | 13 | 10 |
1040 | It’s where the heart is, Cheryl | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1041 | When we talked about buying a mobile home, this wasn’t what I had in mind | 1.2865 | 0.04104 | 171 | 129 | 35 | 7 |
1042 | If I hear "House's it going?" one more time I'll puke. | 1.2857 | 0.06683 | 84 | 67 | 10 | 7 |
1043 | I told you that we should have got a mobile home. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1044 | My Realtor said that I could hike up the price. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1045 | Are we going for Snails or Sisyphus? | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1046 | I'm just glad we got it all in one trip. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1047 | Please, they don't notice a thing when they're playing video games in there. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1048 | Well, the realtor advised 'buy low, sell high' and 'location, location, location!' | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1049 | I can’t shake the feeling that we forgot something important. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1050 | I love the freedom of working from home. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1051 | I feel like we forgot something...did we lock the garage? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1052 | Did you bring your key? | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1053 | The Joneses have one that you can drive. | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1054 | Don't complain to me, you're the one who always wanted a home away from home. | 1.2857 | 0.06497 | 91 | 73 | 10 | 8 |
1055 | Is it up hill or down hill from here? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1056 | This isn't what I was expecting when you mentioned glamping. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1057 | I don’t think this is Prospect Park | 1.2857 | 0.06895 | 84 | 68 | 8 | 8 |
1058 | Can we please stop this Nomad Life? | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1059 | Let's see them steal packages from our doorstep now! | 1.2847 | 0.05276 | 144 | 117 | 13 | 14 |
1060 | You're POSITIVE you read that "Guide to the ultimate staycation" correctly? | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1061 | I liked it better when people came to us for the open house showing. | 1.2844 | 0.05986 | 109 | 88 | 11 | 10 |
1062 | With these tiny houses, it's all about location. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1063 | Did you bring the marshmallows? | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1064 | They’ll be sorry when it rains. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1065 | I knew this mortgage would break our backs | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1066 | Thank god it’s tiny. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1067 | This sure beats roughing it. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
1068 | Who’s going to go get the garage? | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1069 | Becoming a homeowner feels like an uphill climb these days. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
1070 | I sure hope the WiFi works. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1071 | I keep telling you - location, location, location! | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1072 | I feel a little homesick. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1073 | Marvin, I believe we've found a carbon neutral replacement for the Winnebago. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1074 | I said call u-haul....with a U | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1075 | Hmmm. A union..for cartoon characters, I like it. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1076 | Wow, the mountains you gotta climb to buy a house these days! | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1077 | I'm beginning to feel camping is overrated. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1078 | ....not for earthquakes, but if it falls off a cliff I think we have a claim! | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1079 | We're bound to find a suitable basement sooner or later. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1080 | And then I thought, “Why stop at the kitchen sink?” | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
1081 | These carrying costs are killing me. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1082 | Hiking with all the comforts of home" isn't all it's cracked up to be.. | 1.2831 | 0.04668 | 166 | 132 | 21 | 13 |
1083 | I’ve got a bad feeling I left the stove on. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1084 | I know you like to sleep in your own bed.... | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1085 | I can't help thinking I forgot to pack something. | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
1086 | My lovey turtle dove, THIS IS CRAZY. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1087 | We have to go back, we forgot the pool | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1088 | This one’s gonna be easier to flip. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1089 | Those snarky 'snail's pace' remarks are getting old , Harold. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1090 | We'll need to go back, I forgot the kitchen sink | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1091 | There they are, the ones who requested "Home Delivery!" | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1092 | This way we don’t have to worry if we closed the garage. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1093 | Your idea of backpacking sucks! | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
1094 | I honestly didn’t think the cat would want to come | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1095 | I knew this felt light,we forgot the basement. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1096 | You didn't believe me when I said I wanted a house high on a hill. | 1.2818 | 0.05795 | 110 | 88 | 13 | 9 |
1097 | Homebodies can enjoy the great outdoors, too. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1098 | Wouldn't sleeping in a tent make more sense? | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1099 | It expands when you add water. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1100 | I think we forgot the basement. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1101 | I love our tiny house!!! | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1102 | I told you not to take the Sisyphus loan package. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1103 | Can we go back to using the thighmaster? | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1104 | Calling it a hunch, but owning a home may be slowing us down. | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
1105 | So much for your 'Location, location, location.' | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1106 | Crap, I forgot to buy marshmallows. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1107 | Believe me, once we get there, you'll feel right at home | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1108 | Our house--is a very, very, very fine house-- with two cats in the yard--" "Shut up!" | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1109 | Location...location...location! | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
1110 | Do you think we’re spoiling the dog too much? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1111 | Now aren’t you glad we came prepared instead of trying out that new fangled Air B ‘n’ B? | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1112 | I'm just saying that I think you have a very different take on 'home away from home.' | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1113 | It's a belayer's market. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1114 | What do you mean we could have used a bunch of balloons instead? | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1115 | I still think hiring a house sitter would have been better. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1116 | I’ve developed a newfound regard for turtles. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1117 | It's still easier than finding a new house in our price range. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1118 | And he expected me to carry the loan too! | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1119 | I like sleeping in my own bedroom, when I go camping." | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1120 | Did you remember to pack the porch?" | 1.2800 | 0.06044 | 100 | 80 | 12 | 8 |
1121 | What do you mean you're homesick? | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
1122 | But the real fun will be bringing down the house. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1123 | I told you,this house was perfect if we could only pick it up and move it. | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1124 | Well, at least we managed to leave work behind. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1125 | Dude, I say refinancing is a better option. | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1126 | You're the one who insisted on all the comforts of home. | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1127 | Want anything from the kitchen | 1.2800 | 0.06208 | 100 | 81 | 10 | 9 |
1128 | I’m glad we bought these hiking poles. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1129 | They’ll work from home | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1130 | I've heard that 'home is where the heart is.' But, I never thought it might also be in a ruptured groin. | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1131 | Please learn to pee outdoors. | 1.2797 | 0.05501 | 118 | 94 | 15 | 9 |
1132 | It’s still easier than packing. | 1.2797 | 0.05367 | 118 | 93 | 17 | 8 |
1133 | Is it me, or are things a bit different ever since we bought the house? | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1134 | Next time let’s ask your sister water the plants while we’re away. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1135 | This AirBnB is way different from the ad. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1136 | Who ever said, 'Getting there is half the fun!'? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1137 | Don’t you think you’re taking snail’s pace too literally? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1138 | I thought you said you wanted a house with a view? | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
1139 | Wait ‘til you see the view from from the bedroom. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1140 | We could have just brought the bathroom, you know. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1141 | Can you see why I wanted to downsize? | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1142 | Well, you said you didn't want to leave the house today. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1143 | You think it would feel lighter if it wasn’t a rental? | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1144 | You were right about the carport; I see that now. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1145 | This is the strangest ruling of the supreme court up to now. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1146 | I told you we bought in an up and coming neighborhood. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1147 | I always feel at home here. | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1148 | But no, you just can't give up your 'comforts of home.' | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1149 | Let's stop and check on the goldfish. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1150 | I try to travel with just a carry-on | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1151 | I sure felt this interest hike! | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1152 | ? “… 13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer …” ? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1153 | We've got about an hour before my parents wake up. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1154 | This home delivery thing has gotten out of hand. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1155 | Are you hot? I think I left the oven on. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1156 | Brokeback Mountain | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1157 | This rate hike feels harder than the last time.... | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1158 | Yeah sure Pottery Barn is great but this is the last I'm buying a backpack there. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1159 | It's been too long since we've left the house. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1160 | For the last time, because location is everything. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1161 | "What can we bring, what can we bring?" You had to say it. | 1.2772 | 0.06153 | 101 | 82 | 10 | 9 |
1162 | I’m afraid I misunderstood your interest in a mobile home. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1163 | Don’t complain, life is an uphill battle. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1164 | "Look, when your friends arrive in their big RVs, they'll be so bummed seeing how they've been upstaged. | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1165 | Are you certain this is what Sisyphus had to do?" | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1166 | Being a nomad with all the comforts of home just never grows old. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1167 | The instructions reminded us to bring along something to sleep in. | 1.2766 | 0.06310 | 94 | 76 | 10 | 8 |
1168 | Once we reach the top, I’ll go back and get the garage. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1169 | This gives a new meaning to a mobile home. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1170 | A man's home is his hassle | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1171 | Still better than flying. | 1.2759 | 0.04820 | 87 | 63 | 24 | 0 |
1172 | I love camping with all the comforts of home. | 1.2759 | 0.06679 | 87 | 71 | 8 | 8 |
1173 | Telling your mother we were staying home for the holidays was such a good idea. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1174 | I just got tired of saying “there’s no place like home”. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1175 | I still think it would have been easier to just hire a babysitter. | 1.2759 | 0.04843 | 145 | 115 | 20 | 10 |
1176 | I told you one day we would be able to afford a vacation home | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1177 | Next time, let's just pay for a cell phone company that has a better signal. | 1.2755 | 0.06116 | 98 | 79 | 11 | 8 |
1178 | I’m beginning to resent your idea that we relocate | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1179 | This is totally the result of your indecision,again,of what to pack for trips. | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1180 | It's a small lot, but the view is spectacular! | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1181 | I just like that feeling of getting away from it all and being home every night | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1182 | I simply must sleep in my own bed every night. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1183 | Well, you were the one who said you want to feel at home in the wilderness. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1184 | At least we didn't opt for the attached garage. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1185 | You did put out the fire before we left, right? | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
1186 | Just don't make eye contact with other climbers; we don't want to draw attention to ourselves | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1187 | I’d say this is our most challenging hike so far. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1188 | The Sprinter’s in the shop. | 1.2747 | 0.06456 | 91 | 74 | 9 | 8 |
1189 | This idea - don’t leave home without it - has gone too far. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1190 | Thank goodness they didn't draw this house to scale. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1191 | You told me the view came with the house. | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
1192 | Once again, we've overpacked for a trip. | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
1193 | If we lived here, we’d be home. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1194 | And you’re sure this is what a mortgage rate hike means? | 1.2746 | 0.05207 | 142 | 116 | 13 | 13 |
1195 | Only 24 years, 3 months to go ... | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1196 | You were right about leaving the furniture behind. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1197 | Yeah but, why did you light the fireplace? | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1198 | Complain all you want, but I can assure you we didn't forget anything | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1199 | Did you read the section where 'adjustable mortgage' referred to straps | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1200 | This way we never have to come back down. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1201 | I knew that increased mortgage rates would be a burden, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1202 | My probation officer saw that there no precedent against so he allowed it as long as I'm within range. | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
1203 | On the plus side, our property taxes are zero and we couldn't be any healthier. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1204 | You know I was only kidding when I said, "Why don't we just take the whole house with us." | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1205 | Let's see the flooding reach us here. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1206 | Think we should check on the kids? | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1207 | I keep thinking we left something at home. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1208 | Did you remember to bring a flashlight? | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1209 | You think this is hard? Try carrying the 30-year mortgage. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1210 | Because I can't sleep in a tent | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1211 | Beats carrying that globe. | 1.2737 | 0.06250 | 95 | 77 | 10 | 8 |
1212 | Oh, come on, stop kvetching. Just remember how you complained about the leaky tent when we went camping! | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1213 | You're the one who wanted a place with a view. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1214 | Lighter still if we’d left our toothbrushes and the kids behind. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1215 | Fred and Ollie take the advice: “don’t wake the baby,” to new heights. | 1.2737 | 0.06250 | 95 | 77 | 10 | 8 |
1216 | Are you sure this is what they mean by a "housing hike"? | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1217 | HEAVILY OVERVALUED | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1218 | I don't bust my butt 11 months a year to sleep on the ground | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1219 | I know it's heavy and its a long way to California, but this is still a lot easier than buying one when we get there. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1220 | I didn’t realize paying this mortgage would be such an uphill battle | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1221 | Canada seemed a lot closer on the map. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1222 | mi casa su casa | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1223 | But we'll make a fortune when people want a nap and shower at the top. | 1.2734 | 0.05169 | 128 | 102 | 17 | 9 |
1224 | Yeah, but the carrying costs of a vacation home outweigh the convenience of renting. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1225 | When you said that you wanted to go backpacking with only 'the bare necessities,' this is not what I thought you meant! | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1226 | Couldn't you just get an emotional support dog? | 1.2727 | 0.06410 | 88 | 71 | 10 | 7 |
1227 | Did you bring the water? | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
1228 | So if housing keeps goin' up, ya know... we're set! | 1.2727 | 0.06061 | 99 | 80 | 11 | 8 |
1229 | Well, the ad said it was a mobile home… | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1230 | How high did you say sea level will rise? | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1231 | Is a view really this important? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1232 | With prices skyrocketing, I think we made the right decision | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1233 | This is why I told you to pack light. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1234 | Isn’t it great to finally have the kids out of the house? | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1235 | Honey, next time we spring for the sherpa with the "Wide Load" sign, okay? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1236 | Whatever happened to little house on the prairie? | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1237 | We even have the kitchen sink. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1238 | I told you I'd pack everything but the kitchen sink. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1239 | Working from home | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1240 | I know it seems inconvenient, but I got a great deal on the mortgage | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1241 | They said “you’ll always have a wet basement.” Well not this time! | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1242 | Well, technically it will eventually come with a view. | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
1243 | Can we stop for minute? I think I left the coffee pot on. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1244 | I hope the kids appreciate this wedding gift. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1245 | It's easy for the cartoonist to draw a house but then someone has to carry it." | 1.2718 | 0.05885 | 103 | 83 | 12 | 8 |
1246 | Good thing we brought it along, 'cause I think I left the stove on. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1247 | Can you imagine how uncomfortable those guys are going to be sleeping on the ground? | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1248 | I told you we should have gone with the balloon mortgage. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1249 | The mortgage payment isn't so bad, but no one told us about carrying costs. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1250 | Honey, I forgot my keys | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1251 | The higher we go, the lower the taxes. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1252 | My thighs are burning but that doesn’t explain the smoke. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1253 | Still cheaper than buying new, honey. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1254 | WE COULD HAVE JUST INSTALLED A RING CAMERA | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1255 | Why didn’t we just renovate an old school bus like the Wilson’s did? | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1256 | This is why you should never help your friends move. | 1.2715 | 0.03979 | 151 | 113 | 35 | 3 |
1257 | I told you we should have gone with the one bedroom. | 1.2713 | 0.05133 | 129 | 103 | 17 | 9 |
1258 | Oh shoot,I think I forgot something. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1259 | You know I can only sleep in my own bed on these trips. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1260 | Location, location, location - there better be a great view. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1261 | It's better to have it and not need it... | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1262 | I hope they don't want to come in. | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
1263 | No more sleeping on the ground | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1264 | They do say don’t leave home without it | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1265 | We're doing all that we can to prevent habitat loss. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1266 | Did you remember to grab the keys? | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
1267 | I couldn't decide what to pack. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1268 | Ya know, I'm starting' to think the view we had from down there wasn't so bad. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1269 | But tiny houses are the newest thing," I said. "Take it back," she said | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1270 | But look at all the freedom we have to spend our money on experiences now | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1271 | Once we make camp I'll Vacuum" | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1272 | Hey man, this is the LAST time I help you move!! | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1273 | Our business card DOES say 'house movers' | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1274 | I never thought "moving house" meant this. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1275 | If the contestants were actually funny, they wouldn’t be submitting captions to the New Yorker’s Cartoon Caption Contest. | 1.2697 | 0.06735 | 89 | 74 | 6 | 9 |
1276 | Wait til the kids see what we found house hunting today! | 1.2697 | 0.06345 | 89 | 72 | 10 | 7 |
1277 | Climate change? No problem,we are Norwegians. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1278 | From this perspective, it doesn’t seem like such a tiny house. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1279 | I told you having a tiny home would come in handy. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1280 | This is certainly more rewarding than pushing a boulder up here. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1281 | When we get to the top I’ll ask if they have any tiny driveways we can use. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
1282 | Grandpa said this is how he and grandma got their cabin up there. | 1.2688 | 0.06142 | 93 | 75 | 11 | 7 |
1283 | I’m just not getting this staycation thing. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1284 | Lots of homeless people up here ! | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
1285 | Really, being homeless is your biggest fear? | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1286 | I thought it was a euphemism when you said "Whenever I travel I always end up packing everything I own" | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1287 | This is what we get for making that bet with that turtle. | 1.2688 | 0.06142 | 93 | 75 | 11 | 7 |
1288 | When you said you wanted to move up in the world, I thought you were kidding. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1289 | Let’s house here for the night. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1290 | Don't get mad, but I think I lost the key. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1291 | Leaving the kitchen sink behind was a brilliant suggestion. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1292 | Tiny? | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1293 | But it is so convenient. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1294 | Oh no, we forgot the key to the door. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1295 | I think I finally "get" the tiny-house movement. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1296 | You're so paranoid - no one would have broken in. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1297 | OOPPPS! Here comes the homeowners. Do you think they'll notice? | 1.2683 | 0.06952 | 82 | 68 | 6 | 8 |
1298 | I gotta give snails a lot of credit. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1299 | We forgot the basement. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1300 | Did you put out the fire? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1301 | Honestly, next year we are buying a tent. | 1.2680 | 0.05956 | 97 | 78 | 12 | 7 |
1302 | Don't complain, I told you to pack lighter! | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1303 | Is it too late to downsize? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1304 | I didn't think a take-back mortgage would be quite so literal. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1305 | Dammit, here come the Andersons. If they ask about the nearest bathroom, just say you don't know. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1306 | Honey, I think we forgot the kitchen sink… | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1307 | Bob, if you want to live in a Blue Zone, this is how we can afford it. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1308 | It's about the view," we said. We also said "Worth the effort." Do you remember that part at least | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1309 | I didn't expect home office to be such a hard job. | 1.2673 | 0.05783 | 101 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
1310 | You’re right, this is better than an alarm system. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1311 | Are you sure we'll still get Amazon overnight up there? | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1312 | I said "hermit" not "hermit crab." | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1313 | They appreciate faster at altitude | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1314 | With the sea level rising we should be ok for the next 2 years | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1315 | I thought you meant metaphorically. | 1.2667 | 0.04792 | 150 | 121 | 18 | 11 |
1316 | I know your mom likes this so much better than a nursing home | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1317 | Housing keeps going up! | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1318 | Only You! could pick a guru who won't come down off the mountain to bless our little house! | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1319 | 500 more feet and we'll match our interest rate. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1320 | Sure, but does your tent have a dishwasher? | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
1321 | I think I left my phone in the car. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1322 | Next vacation, we pack light. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1323 | Relocating with a better view was John and Donna's retirement dream. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1324 | These mortgage rate hikes are getting steeper every year. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1325 | I hope the new school district is worth this | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1326 | I told you buying a home in this market would be a terrible burden. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1327 | A tiny house is sounding better and better. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1328 | Jim said he was able to retire early after a real estate hike. | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
1329 | This isn't exactly what I meant by "mobile home." | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1330 | It’s time to consider downsizing. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1331 | On the plus side, we can now sleep on our very own bed. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1332 | Millennials getting back to nature. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1333 | So this is what a hike in interest rates means? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1334 | I don’t know why you’re worried, we’ve got everything we need. I’m sure of it. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1335 | Why couldn't we have a little house on the prairie? | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1336 | Everybody's wondering why they never thought of this. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1337 | I call this the tiny house from hell. | 1.2651 | 0.06875 | 83 | 69 | 6 | 8 |
1338 | Just a few more vertical miles til we outclimb the city mortgage rates ! | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1339 | Or, we could have flown Mom there. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1340 | For the last time, relax! I turned the oven off. | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
1341 | Are you sure that the yogi wanted this type of home delivery? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1342 | Luckily, the county game warden has a one house limit” | 1.2647 | 0.06062 | 102 | 84 | 9 | 9 |
1343 | I can never decide what not to bring with me. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1344 | Darn it, I think I have a pebble in my shoe. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1345 | I can see they are elevating you but why not cover moving expenses ? | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1346 | Remember when we only had a mortgage on our backs? | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1347 | Did you remember to turn off the coffee maker? | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1348 | Plus we'll have all the comforts of home. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1349 | I thought tiny houses were supposed to have wheels. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1350 | Did you pack extra batteries for the remote? | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
1351 | The compromise of carrying only one bag is a very important milestone in our relationship | 1.2644 | 0.06428 | 87 | 71 | 9 | 7 |
1352 | Wait until you see the view from the second floor! | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1353 | This is not what I had in mind when I suggested we buy a mobile home | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1354 | Did you unplug the fridge? | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
1355 | We won’t let our agoraphobia stop us | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1356 | This isn’t what I meant when I said let’s downsize to a mobile home. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1357 | When I said we should downsize, join the tiny house movement, and see the world, this really wasn’t what I had in mind. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1358 | Really glad we went with aluminum siding. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1359 | Tell me more about our new neighbors." | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
1360 | Do you think we've taken this Glamping thing too far? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1361 | I didn't realize your fear of leaving home was this advanced. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1362 | It's heavy, but I'm glad we decided to pick up and move to Canada. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1363 | We'll see who's laughing when we're making risotto. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1364 | It’ll be nice to sleep in my own bed tonight. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1365 | We could have just left the lights on. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1366 | Why do you always have to over-pack!? | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1367 | OK, we probably don't need it. But if we didn't bring it with us, I would just worry. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1368 | In search of the last great school district. | 1.2632 | 0.04640 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
1369 | Look at those minimalists coming....we tiny house people are the future.. | 1.2632 | 0.04640 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
1370 | I can’t wait until the kids leave the house. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
1371 | I can't remember, did we pack the kitchen sink? | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1372 | Okay, so the home on the range didn’t work out. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1373 | I wish our sherpa wouldn't take such long showers. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
1374 | Somehow this doesn't strike me as glamping. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1375 | It’s not worth the money we’re saving by handling the move ourselves. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1376 | Hiking was a good idea. I've been feeling housebound. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1377 | Let’s agree to pack lighter next time. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1378 | We misunderstood the assignment when we were told to pick up the house. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1379 | When they said home prices were climbing, I don’t think this is what they meant. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1380 | Got any trail mix in there? | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1381 | I still think it would have been easier to get a dog sitter. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1382 | I’m not sure this is what they meant by ‘you can’t leave home without it’. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1383 | With the run on RVs due to the pandemic, this was plan B. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1384 | Next time maybe just a sleeping bag. | 1.2621 | 0.06008 | 103 | 85 | 9 | 9 |
1385 | I didn’t expect the interest rate hike to be so steep. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
1386 | Yeah, it's a pain in the back, but so was the HOA. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1387 | I sure hope the next campsite has cable. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1388 | Stop your complaining! Once we get there, we'll have all the comforts of home. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1389 | I didn’t know this is what they meant by carrying the loan | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1390 | I was never into tiny houses! | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1391 | Much easier than packing a bag. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1392 | It's nice to know we didn't leave anything at home. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1393 | Camping with you is different. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1394 | The tortoise makes it appear so effortless. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1395 | I don't remember the ad saying "don't leave without your home" ... | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1396 | Wait… did we pack the kitchen sink? | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1397 | We should have bought one of those tiny houses | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
1398 | Tortoises do this work all on their own. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
1399 | I have an overwhelming urge to sing "Our House." | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1400 | Feels heavier since the Feds raised interest rates | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1401 | Maybe I should have spoken earlier,but I think this whole " let's make camping more like home" concept has gotten out of hand. | 1.2613 | 0.05536 | 111 | 90 | 13 | 8 |
1402 | You were right, this is way easier than checking if the stove is turned off. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1403 | When you said you never left the house any more, I was worried you wouldn't want to go hiking. | 1.2612 | 0.05073 | 134 | 109 | 15 | 10 |
1404 | I think I forgot the cat | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1405 | Remember: Atlas said "Don't shrug." | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
1406 | The good news is this kind of tent has an SPF of 900. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
1407 | I'm not sure how much longer we can carry this mortgage. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1408 | I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1409 | Feels like it’s getting hotter, did you leave the stove on? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1410 | Are the kids still asleep? | 1.2609 | 0.04363 | 161 | 128 | 24 | 9 |
1411 | We should check in on the kids. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1412 | You're gonna thank me when you have to go to the bathroom. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1413 | You know, this isn't what I meant when I said let's gets a mobile home. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1414 | Could this help us avoid both sea level rise and high interest rates? | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1415 | You don't see any overweight Hermit Crabs, do you? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1416 | I told you to ask the movers to pack up the house. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1417 | This way,we can always say we’re working from home! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1418 | You think this is bad? Next week we have a duplex. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1419 | All I wanted was a room with a view. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
1420 | did you know they used to build these on-location? | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1421 | Nine-hundred billion snails can't be wrong. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1422 | We shouldn't have taken the escalators out of the contract. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1423 | Once we cross into California, we sell and go grab another one. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1424 | And they said housing couldn’t go any higher. | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1425 | Did you remember the wifi password and the immersion blender? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1426 | Why did you offer to help Sisyphus move? | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1427 | Not what I understood when you said "home away from home." | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1428 | If we are going to find Total Inner Consciousness, I want to do it while watching TV. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1429 | Relocation, relocation, relocation... | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1430 | Quit complaining. You’re going to love that we brought it along when you can have your own bedroom tonight. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1431 | I sincerely hope Barbie appreciates this. | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
1432 | At least there’s no HOA up there | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1433 | All the comforts of home, they said... | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1434 | This way, you’ll never have to worry about whether or not you left the iron on. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1435 | The Little House on the Mountain Top is gonna be ten times bigger than that one on the prairie. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1436 | You always over pack! | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
1437 | I have a whole new appreciation for snails and turtles. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1438 | Always wanted a mobile home. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1439 | Shoot, I forgot to stop the newspaper deliveries! | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1440 | Did you remember to turn off the furnace? | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1441 | I hope the moving company is there already. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1442 | How much farther until Canada? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1443 | Next time, let's rent. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1444 | At least we’re not under water again. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
1445 | So, how long have YOU been lying about being the outdoor type? | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1446 | Ye tho I walk in the shadow of subprime, I shan’t feel no gentrification” - 1 Sisyphesians 64.5 | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
1447 | It’s more like, ‘all the discomforts of home.’ | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1448 | You're the one that wanted a house with a view | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1449 | On the other hand, it simplified packing for the trip. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1450 | Maybe we should have purchased the two man tent. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1451 | I hope this doesn't end with a cliffhanger. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1452 | He said "flipping." Didn't tell me about the hike. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1453 | She said I didn't carry my weight. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1454 | They told me the grass was greener on the other side. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1455 | You brought the kitchen sink too, didn’t you? | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1456 | See, now we'll always know if we locked the front door." | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1457 | Sleeping in a tent is terrible for my back. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1458 | So, this is what they meant by Cash and Carry. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1459 | Mark my words, we'll be able to unload this baby at the peak. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1460 | What, your mother is coming for the weekend? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1461 | Ugh, so hot! Did you leave the oven on? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1462 | just think of it as a home away from home.... | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1463 | It was your idea. | 1.2581 | 0.06097 | 93 | 76 | 10 | 7 |
1464 | No, I am not going back for the mother-in-law suite. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1465 | My shrink said I have a lot of baggage. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1466 | Tents…..pffffft | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1467 | Did you pack the water? | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1468 | Left | 1.2581 | 0.06097 | 93 | 76 | 10 | 7 |
1469 | You know we coulda just slept in a tent. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1470 | I don't know about you, but I feel uncomfortable hiking by all these homeless people | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1471 | I forgot are we suppose to drop this on Ventnor Ave or Park Place? | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1472 | Location, location location . . . | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1473 | Maybe we should rethink the idea of ‘a house with a view.’ | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1474 | Perhaps we should have asked our realtor what she meant by 'house hunting' | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1475 | Capitalism isn't trying to punish us like Zeus did to Sisyphus, is it? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1476 | Just keep focused on how many thousands we’re saving in camping gear. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
1477 | Trust me, the schools are tip-top. | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
1478 | There must be a better way to protect our valuables when we go on vacation. | 1.2571 | 0.05585 | 105 | 85 | 13 | 7 |
1479 | What day is the cable guy coming? | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
1480 | Next year, we rent the camper at Christmas... | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1481 | I left the map on the kitchen table. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
1482 | I really think we should have considered a house sitter! | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
1483 | See, honey, I told you we’d benefit from jumping on the 2.75% interest rates while we had the chance. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
1484 | Next time, we are renting an RV for our vacation. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1485 | I'm beginning to think we're carrying this tiny house thing too far. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1486 | All this because you can never remember if you turned the stove off. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1487 | The Sisyphus Mortgage terms are a bummer! | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
1488 | I thought getting the mortgage off our backs would be enough! | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1489 | I hope the mortgage rate isn’t this steep. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1490 | I always feel like this place is our home away from home. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1491 | Remember when moving up meant renting a nicer apartment? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1492 | I guess I'm just a homebody. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1493 | I'm starting to regret our move out of the city. | 1.2564 | 0.06933 | 78 | 65 | 6 | 7 |
1494 | You weren’t kidding when you said you packed everything except the kitchen sink. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1495 | This house is breathtaking. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1496 | Did we turn the oven off? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1497 | You said you wanted all the comforts of home. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1498 | I'm rethinking about the meaning of the word "essential" . | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1499 | The problem with house hunting | 1.2561 | 0.06449 | 82 | 67 | 9 | 6 |
1500 | Let's don't tie ourselves down with a mortgage," you said. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1501 | It's not so bad, last year it felt like I had the whole world on my back. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1502 | Well, I've finally reached 50% of my goal of being a mover and a shaker. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1503 | These home-away-from-home trips are getting to be a burden. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1504 | ''Leave the kitchen sink you said", Why? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1505 | if the house falls does it constitute as a housing market crash | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1506 | The view is what sold me. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1507 | I still feel like we forgot something. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1508 | I don't know about class, but this is the only upper neighborhood we can afford. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1509 | Van life just wasn't cutting it. | 1.2558 | 0.06655 | 86 | 72 | 6 | 8 |
1510 | I didn't know moving out of state would be so difficult. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1511 | I had no idea home ownership would be so tough. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
1512 | I told you we should've bought a mobile home. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1513 | When we meet the people up ahead please don't invite them in | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1514 | No matter where we go, we'll be home in no time. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
1515 | We’re going where the interest rates will never find us | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1516 | We just didn’t have time to pack. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1517 | Pup tent… Schmup tent! | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1518 | There's nothing funny about this. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1519 | I thought it was a metaphor when the bank told us it would be a heavy load to carry for thirty years! | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1520 | So as you can see, it's an up and coming neighborhood with breathtaking views... | 1.2556 | 0.06430 | 90 | 75 | 7 | 8 |
1521 | I know I said it last time, but this is the last time we ever move. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1522 | it's alot of work just for a view. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1523 | Yeah, I know… but at least it’s a dry heat, right? | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1524 | That's the last time I don't read the fine print on the Air BnB contract. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1525 | The carrying charges are backbreaking! | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1526 | I was told to pack up the house before I left. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1527 | How did the guru even find out about Tiny Houses? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1528 | I told you it would have been easier to get a housesitter. | 1.2550 | 0.04583 | 149 | 120 | 20 | 9 |
1529 | I’m moving in with this guy I met on Craigslist. His name is Sisyphus. | 1.2549 | 0.05692 | 102 | 83 | 12 | 7 |
1530 | Beats getting homesick. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1531 | People probably think we're wimps, but I'm glad we brought the walking sticks. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1532 | you might as well have brought the kitchen sink | 1.2545 | 0.05546 | 110 | 90 | 12 | 8 |
1533 | Did you remember the keys to the front door? | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1534 | I’m so glad we kept our promise to grab the house and move to Canada. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1535 | I know we're a metaphor, but for what? The housing shortage? The burden of a mortgage? Property being most people's only investment? Or is it something more poetic, like "I can't pee in the woods without freaking out about bears and wolves." | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1536 | You seriously forgot to pack an extra pair of socks? | 1.2542 | 0.05540 | 118 | 98 | 10 | 10 |
1537 | Now I'm thinking, did she mean it as a metaphor? | 1.2540 | 0.07494 | 63 | 52 | 6 | 5 |
1538 | Just act natural. No one will notice a thing. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
1539 | Is it just me or did that witch seem kind of upset? | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
1540 | And then she tells me to move out. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
1541 | I’m telling you, this is way more reliable than Airbnb. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1542 | When mom said don't leave the house I'm not sure this is what she meant. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1543 | In retrospect, I'm not sure this complete cast-iron set was such a great purchase. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
1544 | Feels good to leave the office behind. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
1545 | Mortgage carrying charges have gotten out of hand. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
1546 | The things we do for our mountain goats! | 1.2533 | 0.06869 | 75 | 62 | 7 | 6 |
1547 | I just don’t know if this is the best way to preserve our equity. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
1548 | Yeah we're carrying a heavy mortgage, but the views will be worth it. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
1549 | I should never have listened to you when you said, "If turtles can do it, how hard can it be?" | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1550 | I thought you put out the fireplace. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1551 | This 'tiny house' doesn't seem so 'tiny' right now. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
1552 | Do you really think the view will be worth it? | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
1553 | Who said you couldn't take it all with you? | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1554 | I’m beginning to think our mutual indecisiveness might be weighing us down. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
1555 | I prefer using our own bathroom. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1556 | Should've let me pack. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1557 | Maybe we should have sprung for the RV. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1558 | Being housebound is getting old | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
1559 | You said glamming was fun, but this feels like an uphill battle! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
1560 | Never leave home without home. | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
1561 | Did we leave the coffee pot on? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1562 | Did you remember to pack the kids? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1563 | See, we can totally carry this mortgage. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1564 | Did we buy toilet paper before we left? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1565 | I prefer to sleep in my own bed after a long day’s hike.” | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1566 | No, I don't think we forgot anything. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1567 | I smell smoke. Do the kids have access to firewood and matches? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1568 | Ain’t no runnin’ up that hill with this shit. | 1.2526 | 0.06344 | 95 | 80 | 6 | 9 |
1569 | See, this way we can work from home AND not pay property taxes. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1570 | And I say we should have brought the kitchen sink! | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1571 | I told you not to buy a mobile home off the internet. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1572 | This rent hike really hurts. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1573 | You wait here...I'll go back and get the kitchen sink. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1574 | Thinking about it, two sleeping bags probably would have been enough. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1575 | It's not obsessive . . . I'm just saying you never know. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1576 | Yes,I know snails do it,but must we? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1577 | Wait! You said, “Horseback”? | 1.2525 | 0.05979 | 99 | 82 | 9 | 8 |
1578 | When you said glamping I had no idea | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1579 | Are you sure a higher view will equate to a sale price that’s worth all this? | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
1580 | You've certainly given 'house flipping' a new meaning. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1581 | East or west, home sweet home is best | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1582 | I don’t know…. I just thought that AirBNB would be, you know, more airy…. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1583 | Oh Oh,I think I left the key at home. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1584 | I still can't believe you forgot the kitchen sink. | 1.2523 | 0.05648 | 107 | 88 | 11 | 8 |
1585 | I had no idea what you meant by "Let's go on a Victorian house tour." | 1.2523 | 0.05648 | 107 | 88 | 11 | 8 |
1586 | They said not to leave the house during COVID. | 1.2523 | 0.05500 | 111 | 91 | 12 | 8 |
1587 | Enough with the rate hikes! | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1588 | You said this way we couldn’t forget anything. Except that you forgot to bring the keys. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1589 | “Sure, the tent is lighter but this comes with its own fire.” | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1590 | You're sure this was the cheapest Airbnb? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1591 | All this to avoid camping! | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1592 | Not quite what I had in mind when you said we were moving up in the world. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
1593 | Well, we'll have a great view when we get there! | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1594 | Location, location. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1595 | Are you positive that this new city does not have rent control? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1596 | Whose idea was this Tiny House thing anyway? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1597 | I'm so glad we don't have to worry about whether we locked the front door. | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
1598 | So I asked the mountain guru how much will be the advice; she said it will be "on the house." | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1599 | There must be an easier way to have a home away from home! | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1600 | Anyone can work from home. It takes a special person to walk with home. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1601 | And remember as soon as we settle down, it’s NIMBY all the way. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1602 | Honey, when you mentioned we should consider upscaling the house this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1603 | Oh honey, I think I left the stove on! | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1604 | Are you sure that this is what they mean when they talk about "glamping"? | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1605 | This sounded better in theory. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1606 | I bet we'll win TikTok today. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1607 | Keep walking. They'll probably ask to spend the weekend with us. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1608 | You said you wanted a house on a hill. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1609 | You're right. The garage would have been overkill. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1610 | I don’t think that’s what they meant by never leaving home without it. | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
1611 | Do you remember where we left the car? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1612 | I still think a backpack would've sufficed. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1613 | Maybe it's time to downsize. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1614 | I like how you keep saying, 'Think like a turtle!' But that's you, Diane – always operating in mysterious dimensions. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1615 | I thought you said, "Home portage." | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
1616 | Remember...location,location,location! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
1617 | We'll never be homeless! | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
1618 | This is our last staycation! | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1619 | But it's above predicted sea level rise and there's no satellite reception interference. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1620 | The camping homesite brochure clearly said byo. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1621 | Repossessing yachts was a lot more fun | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1622 | You never know why someone is homeless. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
1623 | It's an uphill battle making house calls | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
1624 | Yodeling doesn't help! | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1625 | I just can’t sleep well in a tent. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1626 | It all started reading snail stories to the kids. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 76 | 57 | 19 | 0 |
1627 | Thank God this is just a drug induced hallucination! | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1628 | I liked gerrymandering better when it was just redrawing lines on a map. | 1.2500 | 0.07063 | 72 | 60 | 6 | 6 |
1629 | We've have critical momentum, don't even think of yielding the right of way! | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1630 | Are you sure that the brochure said no camping. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1631 | I can’t wait to live on the edge. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1632 | ...and we thought we couldn't also carry a mortgage... | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1633 | Obviously, Maya Angelou never went hiking. | 1.2500 | 0.07040 | 76 | 64 | 5 | 7 |
1634 | Homeward Bound | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1635 | Well,you MIGHT have at least GOOGLED “Helium Supply”. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
1636 | Does this stuff still spark joy? | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
1637 | While they're toasting marshmallows, we can look forward to real home cooking. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1638 | I gotta be honest. It’s been tough since we sold the motor home. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1639 | Imagine if we would have included the kitchen sink | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
1640 | These new interest rates are steeper than I thought. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1641 | Did you pack everything like I asked? | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1642 | Next day hike let’s only pack the cottage | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1643 | We’ll feel more enlightened after a hot shower and a home-cooked meal. | 1.2500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 83 | 9 | 8 |
1644 | We should’ve bought the fixer downer | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1645 | The tiny house movement is really taking off, eh? | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
1646 | And you thought we couldn’t House sit AND travel Europe | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1647 | Just the essentials | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
1648 | Looks like this "mobile home" was a sham huh | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
1649 | I told you we should have gone with the balloon idea from that movie. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
1650 | Glamping seemed more fun in our friends’ Instagram posts. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
1651 | When I added up the cat sitter, house sitter, and a/c repairs it was just easier to bring my own Airbnb. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1652 | This mobile home isn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
1653 | Hate these mortgage rate hikes. | 1.2483 | 0.04847 | 145 | 120 | 14 | 11 |
1654 | The higher we go, the lower the interest rate. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1655 | Man-hours aside, we really did save a fortune on our Colorado home by importing it from Texas. | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
1656 | Burdened by the inessentials | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1657 | How good can the view be? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1658 | It was much easier when a twister moved it | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1659 | Only a few more payments left... | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1660 | I just can’t shake the feeling we left something behind. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1661 | Oh no, I can't remember if I locked the front door? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1662 | I hope we didn't forget anything. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
1663 | Don’t be mad. I left the keys in the car. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1664 | See? We can still have a nice vacation with these gas prices. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1665 | House bound during the pandemic | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1666 | We've got it good--our parents had to do this in three feet of snow! | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
1667 | Imagine those poor souls getting altitude sickness and being home sick at the same time - unbearable | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1668 | Next time, I'm gonna read the fine print in the Airbnb contract. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1669 | 'don't fret, your mother's gonna love the views. It's a win-win!' | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1670 | This is not glamping, I'm sorry. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1671 | This Glamping thing is getting out of hand. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1672 | I gave you the side without any furniture. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1673 | You got any chocolate? | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
1674 | Where's the white picket fence? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
1675 | This is your idea of a home upgrade? | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
1676 | Did we bring water? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1677 | Wait 'til we reach the top. You'll thank me then! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1678 | When I said we’d just hit the road and take our house with us, I was thinking more along the lines of an RV. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
1679 | Too bad we couldn't get a house-sitter. | 1.2469 | 0.04295 | 162 | 131 | 22 | 9 |
1680 | I told you: it was either this, or go underwater with the rest of Florida | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
1681 | But at least we'll have somewhere to stay when we get there! | 1.2468 | 0.04352 | 154 | 124 | 22 | 8 |
1682 | This gives the term "Mobile Home" a whole new meaning! | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1683 | You remembered to have the utilities shut off, right? | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
1684 | Did you remember to tie down the plates? | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1685 | I’m still glad we’re not carrying our rent. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1686 | Are you sure you put out the fireplace fire? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1687 | I hope there’s room at the top. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1688 | This is the last time I let your folks con me into helping them move house. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1689 | I know since the pandemic started you haven't wanted to leave home, but this is a bit much. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1690 | This is what you meant by working from home? | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
1691 | Ironic, I thought you wanted to get out of the house | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1692 | How do turtles do this? | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
1693 | I know the job listing said ‘home delivery,’ but I thought it would involve pizzas and bicycles or something. | 1.2462 | 0.07282 | 65 | 54 | 6 | 5 |
1694 | And you definitely packed the keys, right | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
1695 | Gee but it’s great to be back home… | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1696 | In hindsight, we should have left the grand piano at your mom's" | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
1697 | Wherever we wander, we're always close to home. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1698 | The old spiritual, "Steal Away Home," keeps coming to mind. | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
1699 | Joel, are you even helping? Your back isn't even touching the wall! | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1700 | I thought you were kidding when you said you needed a bathroom. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1701 | Roughing it has never been my thing. | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
1702 | I told you not to bring up our financial obligations while we are on vacation | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1703 | Next time, let's bring a tent. | 1.2447 | 0.05991 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
1704 | Moving house is never easy. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1705 | Yes I know where there is smoke there is fire | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1706 | I'm still not convinced that mobile home dealer was legit. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1707 | When did we think this was a good idea? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1708 | In thirty years you'll have a different perspective. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1709 | It's not what I expected when the realtor said that homes were climbing. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1710 | Moving is such a hassle! | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1711 | It feels really good to be sharing the housework equally. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1712 | Wasn’t inflatable the other option? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1713 | I’m so glad we ditched the landline. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1714 | They paid the rent today. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1715 | The state of the housing market is crushing right now. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1716 | those camping toilets never did it for me | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1717 | HOUSING MARKET INTEREST RATE HIKE RENTALS | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1718 | Stop calling me "Sisyphus"! | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
1719 | I'm glad it's Styrofoam. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1720 | We surely have a valid false advertising claim against our tiny house salesperson. | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
1721 | We should never have sold the camper | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1722 | So this is what the real estate agent meant when she said 'Location, Location, Location'? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1723 | You couldn't have just installed deadbolts, could you! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1724 | Okay Sisyphus, next time I'LL make the moving arrangments. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1725 | Get a tiny house they said. It’ll be FUN they said. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1726 | We should really try to get away like this more often. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1727 | Who says homebodies are unadventurous? | 1.2442 | 0.06393 | 86 | 72 | 7 | 7 |
1728 | Are you mad because I said that you always over-pack? | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1729 | I know, I know. Location, location, location… | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1730 | But did we have to bring the piano too? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
1731 | I don't think that their motto, " Don't leave home without it " was meant to be taken literally. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1732 | A little further and we'll be above the flood line. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1733 | Just remembered I left the ice chest in the garage | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
1734 | Yes it is a tiny home but still is heavy. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
1735 | House bound | 1.2436 | 0.06626 | 78 | 65 | 7 | 6 |
1736 | Airbnb can suck it | 1.2436 | 0.06626 | 78 | 65 | 7 | 6 |
1737 | When I said - Let’s move to the hills, I didn’t mean THIS . . . | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1738 | This is not what I meant by glamping. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1739 | How far is this mobil home park | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
1740 | .....or we could have just brought a portable grill. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1741 | Fred, I’m no fan of your solid-state tent. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1742 | Why didn't we just listen to the guy at REI? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1743 | I really hate wondering every five minutes if I left the stove on. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
1744 | I can’t shake the feeling that I'm still clinging to the material world.” | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1745 | I think we overpacked. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
1746 | They’re still telling customers it’s because of Covid. | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
1747 | I don't want you to book with byobnb ever again. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
1748 | Hurry! Somebody might take our spot. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
1749 | If we hike up another 1032 metres, we should be able to live out the rest of our days above sea level | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1750 | ? She'll be plumbing 'round the mountain when she comes ? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1751 | Did you remember to bring the kitchen sink? | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1752 | Honey, as we get older, moving house seems to get harder. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
1753 | I’m beginning to think that home ownership is way above our heads. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1754 | 'Wish you hadn't loaned our camping gear to the Morgan's'. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
1755 | Hey! The Sisyphussin American Dream!! Or is that too much of a downer . .. | 1.2421 | 0.05933 | 95 | 79 | 9 | 7 |
1756 | We’re getting physically fit AND saving a bundle on home protection insurance. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1757 | I cannot believe that the vacation home website initials meant Available and Break your Back. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1758 | You'll thank me later when we have this, instead of just a tent, to sleep in. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
1759 | I don't think that's what they meant when they said the housing market peaked. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1760 | Bucky Fuller had it right: a geodesic dome via helicopter. | 1.2419 | 0.07517 | 62 | 52 | 5 | 5 |
1761 | This is your idea of a staycation? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1762 | Ahhh, don’t you just love getting away from it all? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1763 | I thought you were ordering the tiny house backpack... | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
1764 | No really—the higher we go, the less it weighs. It’s science. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1765 | Just wait till you see the view from the attic window... | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1766 | Turtles make it look a lot easier. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1767 | You can fantasize all you want: a three car garage ain't happening. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1768 | Hunting them is the easy part | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1769 | So, are you really sure our HOA allows this? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1770 | All this just to be in a good school district? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1771 | What if we don't get the mortgage? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1772 | As I promised, we're moving on up to a place with a view. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1773 | We bring it to the new place, we empty it out, and we carry it back. It's cheaper than hiring a van. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1774 | You have to admit I do my fair share of the housework. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1775 | My doctor was just telling me he may have a solution to all the back pain I’ve been carrying | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1776 | I want our campsite to feel like home | 1.2406 | 0.04671 | 133 | 108 | 18 | 7 |
1777 | It won’t be so bad after the kids settle down for a nap. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1778 | Wait 'll you see the view from the second floor. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1779 | Did we put the fire out? | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
1780 | Monopoly goes way more quickly when you play it on a regular game board. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1781 | Perhaps we've carried our enthusiasm for tiny homes a little too far? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1782 | The overhead is killing me! | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1783 | I'm glad we left the kitchen sink behind | 1.2405 | 0.06549 | 79 | 66 | 7 | 6 |
1784 | It still beats packing. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1785 | COVID made us all a little agoraphobic. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1786 | Next time we do Airbnb delivery instead of takeout. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1787 | Its tough carrying a jumbo mortgage while trying to climb out of this recession. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1788 | Just think of the curb appeal | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1789 | Do you think they know we’re middle class? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1790 | housing; location location location | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1791 | I am less excited about this move than I was this morning | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1792 | I don’t remember the trail being THIS difficult | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1793 | "Afterwards.....your house or mine?' | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1794 | Yeah, but look at all the work they will have to do when they get there. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
1795 | I know it's heavy, but RVs are so tacky. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
1796 | Tiny House! I said, "tiny house". | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1797 | Did they really mean "Don't leave your home without it"? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1798 | A fanny pack wouldn’t look as stupid? I beg to differ. | 1.2400 | 0.05881 | 100 | 84 | 8 | 8 |
1799 | I just wish you'd learn to pack more efficiently. | 1.2400 | 0.04965 | 75 | 57 | 18 | 0 |
1800 | Well at least no matter where we settle down, we'll get our room with a view. | 1.2400 | 0.04965 | 75 | 57 | 18 | 0 |
1801 | Did you close the toilet seat? | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
1802 | Do you smell smoke? | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1803 | It's good to get away, isn't it? | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1804 | I mean, Nepal is beautiful but it’s not what I was envisioning when you suggested a last-minute getaway close to home | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
1805 | Did you remember to unplug the iron? | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1806 | Bitcoin plan didn’t work out, but please admit I was a visionary downsizing to this tiny home | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1807 | Sure seems odd this house party is BYO | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1808 | You said bring food and shelter. If you wanted dried meals and a tent you should have been more specific. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
1809 | Okay, I think the lease should have said Specifically, "Great View (not included)." | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1810 | Still sorry we downsized? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1811 | Are you sure you turned the heat off? | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
1812 | Just because your mom didn’t want to house-sit for us! | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
1813 | I still have the feeling we've forgotten something. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1814 | Well, I thought a tiny house included delivery. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1815 | I'm glad we decided to stay close to home for the July 4th Holiday | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1816 | Good plan- so much easier than dealing with realtors. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
1817 | Hey, did you remember to pack the...oh, wait, never mind. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
1818 | Did you remember to put the fire out? | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
1819 | no,I don’t think we’re taking Glamping too far. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
1820 | We really should have taken the furniture out first. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
1821 | That turtle lied. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1822 | Narrow road ahead! | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1823 | I always knew those snails had it figured out. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1824 | I'm glad we found a solution to worrying if we forgot to turn anything off. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
1825 | I thought glamping was supposed to be easy | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1826 | It ain't heavy, it's my brother's house. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
1827 | Still think getting a mobile home was a good idea, Phyllis? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1828 | Do you ever miss the old Silverstream? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1829 | Be it ever so heavy, there's no place like home. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
1830 | Sure doesn't feel like a 15 year, 4.25%, 400,000 pounder. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1831 | You know this park has a Carry-in/Carry-out policy. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1832 | The weight of our mortgage is really getting to us. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1833 | There better be a view! | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
1834 | I wanted the ranch. But no, you insisted on the 2-story with all these steps. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1835 | I told you this would simplify packing. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1836 | Dang it, Dexter, I think we forgot the kitchen sink! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1837 | Home is not a destination, it’s a journey. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1838 | Home is where the heart stops. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
1839 | This home mortgage is really breaking our back. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1840 | If we're going to keep doing this, we need to downsize to a "tiny house". | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1841 | Oh crap, we didn’t bring the garage! | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1842 | Who say camping has to be an “in tents” experience? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1843 | We should have asked about taxes. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1844 | ..... and we have fresh garlic for tonight's dinner. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1845 | Did you remember to open the flue? | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1846 | The Airbnb rules didn't say we couldn't take it with us. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1847 | I never knew relocating would be such a burden. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1848 | I still think we should've gone with the 10,000 balloons. | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
1849 | The house itself was cheap; it's the carrying costs that stick you. | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
1850 | When you said backpacking with all the comforts of home, this is not what I expected. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1851 | I think we have different ideas about Glamping. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1852 | Yeah, but in 30 years, we can take out a reverse mortgage and we will be going downhill.....wait, that doesn't sound right! | 1.2371 | 0.05820 | 97 | 81 | 9 | 7 |
1853 | It will pay off when we reach the top. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1854 | If we refinanced when should have, this would feel a lot lighter. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1855 | Wow it's hot! Are you sure you put the fire out before we left? | 1.2368 | 0.06720 | 76 | 64 | 6 | 6 |
1856 | Look at those fools,they’re not even bringing shelter | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1857 | The good news is that we don't have to lug this thing back down. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1858 | I've been thinking. Maybe we should downsize. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
1859 | Let's keep going until we find shelter. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1860 | Boy, they weren't kidding about carrying costs. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
1861 | As they say, home is where the heart attack is. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1862 | I could’ve sworn my horoscope said syphilis, not Sisyphus | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1863 | Just keep thinking about that steep reduction in the flood insurance premium | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1864 | I'm sure we have everything we could need... including the kitchen sink | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1865 | Simple. Open the back and front doors. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1866 | Just a little further and we should have a view to die for. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1867 | The value was in the land, Margaret. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
1868 | We never leave home with out it | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1869 | Did you remember to pack toothpaste? | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1870 | You think that boy named Sue had it tough? | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
1871 | Did you spill liquid smoke on your shirt or something? | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
1872 | Uh-oh. I think I forgot to turn off the stove. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
1873 | I am beginning to feel home sick | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1874 | Because a Swiss Army knife doesn't cut it anymore, and my Yoshihiro Mizu Yaki Carbon Steel kitchen knife set doesn't fit in one of those little daypacks, that's why. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1875 | Next time, let's read the fine print in "Mountain View DIY" s contract. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1876 | John, this is not what I meant when I said I'm more of a homebody | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
1877 | It's so cool to have a mobile home! | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1878 | We've really because home bodies. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1879 | Remember, location, location lo…. | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
1880 | It's not the altitude. It's the mortgage. | 1.2357 | 0.04602 | 140 | 115 | 17 | 8 |
1881 | I want the room with the best view! | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1882 | You had to bring everything ! | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1883 | Sure,it's nice but I still think a tent would have made more sense. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
1884 | Couldn't you have taken the furniture out first? | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
1885 | Somehow, I thought Glamping would be easier. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1886 | Airbnb did say it was a mobile home | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1887 | It's better than that monkey. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1888 | Next time let's just bring the kitchen sink. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1889 | What did we forget? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1890 | I don’t think this is what the CDC meant by Stay at Home. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1891 | We are so strapped to this mortgage. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1892 | Thank goodness we held off furnishing it until after the move. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1893 | This is so much easier than trying to drive the RV up here. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
1894 | Delivering in the gig economy is getting harder | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1895 | Now we don't have to worry if we left the stove on. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1896 | I wish I'd know what it meant to be "saddled with a mortgage" | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1897 | When I said I wished for a packed house, I was talking about my Alpine gig. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
1898 | And your dad said glamping is only for wimps | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
1899 | ‘Don’t get household insurance’ you said, ‘there are cheaper options’ you said | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1900 | I swear to God we are never moving again! | 1.2345 | 0.04486 | 145 | 119 | 18 | 8 |
1901 | You know....we'll never get through that door, Doll. | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
1902 | Ever since the ‘08 house market crash it’s been best to keep a spare. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
1903 | I know we should pack lighter but this way we always have what we need | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
1904 | Somehow feels like we are going at snail’s pace. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
1905 | We’re not keeping up with the Jones’ | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
1906 | I warned you about reading Henry David Thoreau... | 1.2342 | 0.05112 | 111 | 91 | 14 | 6 |
1907 | It beats carrying a mortgage. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1908 | I think I left my antique anvil collection at… Never mind. | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
1909 | Told ya we shoulda just rented! | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
1910 | If mortgage rates get any steeper we may have to downsize | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1911 | Have we forgotten anything? | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
1912 | You know, in that movie they used balloons. | 1.2340 | 0.05941 | 94 | 79 | 8 | 7 |
1913 | I love being out in nature, but I always still need the comforts of home. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1914 | I suppose you'd rather waste two hundred a night on a hotel room! | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1915 | It ain't heavy, brother. It's my house. | 1.2338 | 0.06639 | 77 | 65 | 6 | 6 |
1916 | Home is where the heart attack is. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
1917 | Do you think we forgot anything? | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
1918 | I know you wanted to sleep in our bed, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
1919 | The weight of security | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
1920 | Doesn’t it feel great being morally superior? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1921 | OH! Did you give the Post Office our change of address form? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1922 | If the weather's nice, we could sleep out under the stars. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1923 | I prefer tax hikes in a figurative sense. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
1924 | I know you're a fan, Stephan, but I think the tiny house craze has run it's course. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1925 | We wanted to move, but with interest rates where they are, it just didn’t make sense. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1926 | I think I forgot to pack my toothbrush. | 1.2331 | 0.04639 | 133 | 109 | 17 | 7 |
1927 | I told you I'm not a light packer! | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1928 | Didn't some guy do this with balloons? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1929 | It’s like I’ve never left home | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1930 | I think I preferred showing houses over Zoom | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1931 | On second thought, perhaps the room rate at that hotel at the summit wasn’t so bad. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
1932 | Works for snails, right? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
1933 | We'll never catch up at this rate. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1934 | We may have taken this whole glamping thing too far. | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
1935 | And you wanted 3000 square feet and a two car garage. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1936 | Just think: fresh air, no taxes, no mortgage. Of course no utilities could be a problem. | 1.2326 | 0.04582 | 86 | 66 | 20 | 0 |
1937 | You couldn't be happy with just a tent like everyone else !! | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1938 | You try rolling this thing over and over. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1939 | So I know this seemed like a steal, but did you factor in the moving costs | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1940 | Snails, huh? | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1941 | Lets at least have a down home meal? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1942 | It ain't heavy...it's my brothers> | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
1943 | Let's stop for lunch at the next location. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1944 | Did you forward the mail? | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
1945 | Honey, did you remember to pack the sink? | 1.2323 | 0.05890 | 99 | 84 | 7 | 8 |
1946 | Susan's a homebody, but I like to travel. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
1947 | Yeah, I didn't think this is what they meant either when I applied for a home movers position. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
1948 | It was easier to leave the office behind before the pandemic. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
1949 | So - this is what you call moving up in the world?! | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
1950 | I can’t believe we had to check our bags. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
1951 | I think you should see a therapist about this unshakable concern that you forgot turn everything off. | 1.2319 | 0.05118 | 69 | 53 | 16 | 0 |
1952 | For God's sake, don't snap when we reach them. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
1953 | This house doesn’t seem so tiny anymore. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
1954 | I don't feel weighed down at all... Do you? | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
1955 | Yet you still forgot the keys? | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
1956 | I’m glad we downsized. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
1957 | It'll sell. The chimney smoke really provides trail appeal. | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
1958 | Putting a hotel on Marvin Gardens is more strenuous than I remembered. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
1959 | I don't have the keys, I thought you had them. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1960 | It's good practice for home ownership. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
1961 | It's so nice to get out of the house. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1962 | You saw the sign, "Pack it in, pack it out!" | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1963 | They must be renters. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
1964 | Houseback of Notre Dame | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1965 | I thought you said we were getting away from home. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1966 | This vacation sucks, total crap, I hate you. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
1967 | Oh no, I think I left the keys in the house. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
1968 | Next time we should try vanlife. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
1969 | I'm having second thoughts about the addition." | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1970 | Thanks for helping me move houses. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1971 | You’re a homebody, Phil. | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
1972 | I can't believe you forgot the house key. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1973 | Well, we could be rolling a stone uphill. | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
1974 | Not exactly what I had in mind when you suggested going house hunting. | 1.2313 | 0.04959 | 134 | 113 | 11 | 10 |
1975 | Are you also finding mortgages to be steeper? | 1.2308 | 0.06853 | 65 | 54 | 7 | 4 |
1976 | I have come to realize that having a view is highly overrated. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
1977 | And you wanted me to throw out grandad’s suspenders! | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1978 | Did you turn the gas off? | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
1979 | It's all downhill after thirty years. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
1980 | Next time opportunity knocks, don't answer it! | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
1981 | What do you mean by “a snail’s pace”? | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
1982 | We can adjust the straps at the turn. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1983 | I have this terrible feeling I left the oven on Stuey. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
1984 | Rats, we forgot the garage! | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1985 | Do you think we should wake the kids? | 1.2308 | 0.05505 | 104 | 87 | 10 | 7 |
1986 | Ya know, there was a point where all the "out in nature" was a little too out for me. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
1987 | I hate carrying the cost of our home mortgage. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1988 | Pelosi told us carrying the House would be a heavy load. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
1989 | I can't believe how much we are saving on flood insurance. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
1990 | My wife says I carry too much stress too. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
1991 | With you, it's always a schlep! | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
1992 | no more worries about rising sea-levels! | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
1993 | “When you asked me to help you pick up the house, I thought you meant something else.” | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
1994 | It doesn’t matter where we move Sharon, home is where the heart is” - “It’s called a Mobile Home, Bob | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
1995 | It’s uncomfortable now, but we’ll be home before you know it. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1996 | Still think RVs are too tacky? | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
1997 | I hope you remembered to keep the toothbrush this time | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
1998 | It told you we should have taken the smaller toothpaste tubes | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
1999 | I hear the housing market is great up here | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2000 | We are never giving up this interest rate. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2001 | Amazing, how far homesteading has come. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2002 | There must be an easier way to deal with your agoraphobia. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2003 | See? Not homesick, are you? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2004 | Moving is an uphill battle. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2005 | Is this your idea of an all inclusive vacation? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2006 | Did you forget to turn the stove off? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2007 | The buyers were going to tear it down anyway. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2008 | Can you scratch between my shoulder blades? | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2009 | Free delivery with purchase. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2010 | This isn't exactly what I meant about getting a mobile home. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2011 | I can't shake this feeling that we forgot something. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2012 | Will you still expect me to carry you over the threshold? | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2013 | Why do people keep staring at us? | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2014 | When they said 'your home in the country' I didn't think you had to bring your own. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2015 | There must be a better way to avoid property taxes. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2016 | You told me packing up the house would be a walk in the park!" | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2017 | My house, My rules! | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2018 | Did you lock the garage? | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2019 | I thought you had the key. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2020 | I could’ve sworn the brochure said “horseback.” | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2021 | I would hardly call this glamping! | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2022 | Oops! I forgot to put out the fire. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2023 | I think we might be trying to sell too high. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2024 | See, this way, when people look at us, they won’t just notice the weird calves and tan shorts. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2025 | This isn’t what I thought you meant by “mobile home.” | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2026 | I should have read the fine print about the carrying costs. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2027 | I didn't realize that feeling at home on our vacation would be this hard! | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2028 | How many toilet paper rolls did you put in here? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2029 | Trust me, it'll all be worth it when we get there. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2030 | Can you reach into the kitchen for a Kleenex? | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2031 | ...he kept humming "The Song of the Volga Boatmen" and just pissing me off. | 1.2289 | 0.06488 | 83 | 71 | 5 | 7 |
2032 | Did we remember to turn off the heat before we left? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2033 | You didn’t tell me that out mortgage has an escalation clause! | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2034 | Someday I’d like a house with a yard. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2035 | We’re running up this hill to make a deal with god so we can afford it, right? | 1.2289 | 0.06258 | 83 | 70 | 7 | 6 |
2036 | now I know how a turtle feels | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2037 | I love that we can take our "tiny home" everywhere with us! | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2038 | I'd rather just be home. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2039 | Hey, they said the house was free if we could move it. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2040 | Isn't it great having trails like this right in our own back yard? | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2041 | I'm just not ready to settle down. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2042 | Didn't it fold up smaller in the catalog? | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2043 | The Henderson's RV doesn't stand a chance this year. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2044 | Some people say we're taking glamping a bit too far. | 1.2283 | 0.04400 | 92 | 71 | 21 | 0 |
2045 | Why did you want to move to the mountains again? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2046 | Did you remember to put the cat in? | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
2047 | I still insist we made the right decision. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2048 | Let's see if we can beat the price hikes | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2049 | Well last time we forgot to pack the kitchen sink | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2050 | So nice to get out of the house | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2051 | I hope the market doesn’t tumble. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2052 | It'll be worth it for the expression on the face of the guru at the summit. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2053 | Did you remember the kitchen sink? | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2054 | That's why it's called a carrying cost. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2055 | I wish you would get comfortable just sleeping in a tent, like others do. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2056 | When you said, “she’ll never leave the house, I misunderstood.” | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2057 | But think about how nice it will be to sleep in your own bed tonight! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2058 | Why do you always have to sleep in your own bedroom | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2059 | I used to carry a wallet, but there was no equity in it | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2060 | This is the last time we’re gonna live in a mobile home. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2061 | Mortgage applications are a little intense this year. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2062 | My psychiatrist says I'm afraid to leave home! I'll show her! | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2063 | When you said 'an outdoor adventure with all the comforts of home' this isn't what I imagined. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2064 | Beats Vanlife | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2065 | I think they understood "home delivery" literally. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2066 | This is how they built the pyramids. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2067 | I think we should have gone for the short sale | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2068 | The glampsite is just up ahead. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2069 | Promise me that you'll agree to a home security system next summer.....! | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2070 | Are we half way through? I need to use the bathroom. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2071 | I agree, nothing beats the comfort of home after a hard day of hiking." David Chan, Brookline, MA | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2072 | I think I forgot to drown the embers in the fireplace. | 1.2273 | 0.05988 | 88 | 74 | 8 | 6 |
2073 | When you said upscale camping, you really meant it | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2074 | Hike Hack. Follow me for more tips. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2075 | So happy we do not have a garage ! | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2076 | These trekking poles make us look old. | 1.2273 | 0.04637 | 132 | 109 | 16 | 7 |
2077 | I go to great lengths to keep a roof over our heads. | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2078 | You’ll be glad for it when they’re struggling with tent stakes. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2079 | Hey Earl, do you think we’re home bodies? | 1.2273 | 0.06758 | 66 | 55 | 7 | 4 |
2080 | I‘’m glad I left my jacket in the car | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2081 | Next time, let's climb a molehill. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2082 | I think I left the coffee pot on. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2083 | So you think the hermit will see us this time? | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2084 | So THIS is what it feels like to be a turtle! | 1.2267 | 0.06458 | 75 | 63 | 7 | 5 |
2085 | We'll set up a life here and push for the summit at dawn. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2086 | You were wrong. It was easier carrying the mortgage. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2087 | Well, YOU wanted a "little place up the canyon." | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2088 | When you said we were moving house this wasn't what I had in mind! | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2089 | This is why I hate when real estate slips. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2090 | Looking back now, I think it would've been easier just to douse the fire in the fireplace before we left. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2091 | The prairie was overrated. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2092 | It's just a one day hike, so don't be bringing the whole house. Remember me saying that? | 1.2267 | 0.06458 | 75 | 63 | 7 | 5 |
2093 | These home rate hikes are steep. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2094 | You over-packed again! | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2095 | We're getting an Air B&B next time. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2096 | Wow! We saved a ton by avoiding the realtor's commission. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2097 | Think we can take the HOV trail? | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2098 | No sweat, it’s only a 30 yr hike | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2099 | At least we don't have to go into the bushes to go to the bathroom. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2100 | Sisyphus wishes | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2101 | You know, hon, it's dawning on me that we might have taken 'buy low, sell high' too literally. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2102 | Did you remember to shut off the stove? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2103 | At least we have a place to stay tonight. | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2104 | What exactly do you mean by attachments? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2105 | NOW do you know why turtles move so slowly??? | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2106 | I just didn’t feel like packing. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2107 | Great to be getting away from it all! | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
2108 | I wanted the freedom to travel while working from home.” | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2109 | I’d feel better about this if we had reserved a site in advance. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2110 | They think they're hikers. No backpacks. Probably staying at a nice hotel. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2111 | What the hell are bikers doing on this trail?! | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2112 | Still no service | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2113 | “Next time we should rent a tent.” | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
2114 | Ahh. Feels so good to get out of the house sometimes… | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2115 | Just a little further | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
2116 | Then they told me that in this county it would never sell without native plant landscaping | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
2117 | In today’s housing market, you really can’t take any chances! | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2118 | First a while there, it was my student loan that stopped me from doing this. You? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2119 | Just another of the great advantages of working from home . | 1.2250 | 0.06408 | 80 | 68 | 6 | 6 |
2120 | I don’t know why people spend all that money on buying holiday homes | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2121 | We may go off plan up ahead. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2122 | Thank God it didn’t have a basement! | 1.2250 | 0.04698 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 0 |
2123 | The other guy used balloons. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2124 | Are you sure you locked the door? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2125 | You sure this is how we climb out of back breaking debt ? | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2126 | Did you remember to turn off the iron? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2127 | Tent, my ass | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2128 | These Price Hikes are getting ridiculous. | 1.2247 | 0.06138 | 89 | 76 | 6 | 7 |
2129 | How difficult would it have been to rent an Airbnb? | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2130 | Your wife must be a real doll! | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2131 | I have that feeling that we forgot something. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2132 | These mortgage rate hikes are getting out of hand. | 1.2240 | 0.04801 | 125 | 104 | 14 | 7 |
2133 | I just hope the rocks we rolled up to outline the site are stil there. | 1.2239 | 0.06665 | 67 | 56 | 7 | 4 |
2134 | We're moving at a snail's pace." | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2135 | Still think backpacks were a bad idea? | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2136 | This is not exactly “home away from home”. | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
2137 | I still think we would have been better off hiring that RV... | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2138 | Will the view really be worth it? | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2139 | I have new respect for hermit crabs | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2140 | Coming down I’ll walk on the outside | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2141 | This is what is meant by 'high rise' living? | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2142 | Not at all what I expected when you promised "a room with a view." | 1.2237 | 0.06379 | 76 | 64 | 7 | 5 |
2143 | Next time we're hiring movers. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2144 | Don’t be so dramatic..’The toils of Sisyphus.’ Did he have all the comforts of home? | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2145 | I’m tired of asking anytime we go anywhere: “did you lock the front door; is the stove turned off?….. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2146 | A man on the television said don't leave home without it. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2147 | Those guys don't know yet that the sea level is rising... | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2148 | After this I’ll go back for all the electronics. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2149 | Suckers! | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2150 | I don't think your parole officer will buy this. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2151 | Only twenty more miles until we can afford to set up camp | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2152 | Just what we needed, another interest rate hike | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2153 | Your plot is just up the hill", he said. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2154 | Was it really necessary to bring the cast iron cookware? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2155 | Next summer let's just go to the beach. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2156 | Call me cautious, but I'm not waiting util the waves are lapping the front door. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2157 | I can't believe we forgot the grill. | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
2158 | Let's rest here to check on the kids, stoke the fire, and let the dog out. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2159 | Next time we buy an RV. | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
2160 | Gives a new name to moving house | 1.2222 | 0.06074 | 90 | 77 | 6 | 7 |
2161 | You know I was just kidding about bringing the kitchen sink. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2162 | It beats a tent. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2163 | The mortgage bank will never find us up here. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2164 | So how do you like your new mobile home? | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2165 | ...we need to prepare ourselves for the possibility that someone else homesteaded before us. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2166 | The small house movement is really catching on in all sorts of places. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2167 | Now I know how Sisyphus felt | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2168 | This mountain's gonna break my back! | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
2169 | Don’t blame me. You’re the one that insisted we go camping with a mobile home. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2170 | Relax, we're on the home stretch." | 1.2222 | 0.05711 | 54 | 42 | 12 | 0 |
2171 | did you remember to bring the key? | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2172 | So when we get to the top, you sign in to Netflix while I order Grubhub. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2173 | Did you bring the key by chance? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2174 | Their treat, it’s on the house ! | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2175 | What, exactly, did you tell the Sherpa? | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2176 | Have your lawyer call me. You can have the house! | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2177 | One of these days I'm going to have to learn how to pack a tent | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2178 | Yeah, sure "tiny house" | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2179 | Funny, snails make it look so easy. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2180 | It's times like this when I wish I was a turtle. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2181 | My divorce lawyer said first get rid of the house | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2182 | I'm looking for more outdoor space. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2183 | Rick, when you said Carriage House, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2184 | Once we get there you’ll be glad we did. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2185 | I don't think I packed enough socks. | 1.2222 | 0.06626 | 72 | 61 | 6 | 5 |
2186 | I told you we should have gotten a house-sitter. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2187 | They can stay in an upstairs room. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2188 | Good thing we didn't leave anything behind | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2189 | Think we packed too much? | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2190 | By 'all the comforts,' I just meant running water at the campsite. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2191 | I think it was easier when we just carried a mortgage. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2192 | …and the sign will say, “FOR SALE BY OWNER: 360 degree views.” | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2193 | otw to gentrify, wyd? | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2194 | Rents are really climbing! | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2195 | I know it seems like a lot, but this really is the best way to feel at home in the great outdoors | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2196 | That damn hare passed us hours ago! | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2197 | 2 years down, 28 to go. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2198 | At least now we know we’re not forgetting anything. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2199 | You just had to have a mobile home!! | 1.2215 | 0.04348 | 149 | 124 | 17 | 8 |
2200 | I'll throw in another pizza and more beer if you help me unpack. | 1.2211 | 0.05635 | 95 | 80 | 9 | 6 |
2201 | You said you wanted to be off the grid. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2202 | I couldn't just pick what to bring on vacation | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2203 | You left the stove on, right? | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2204 | At least our decorating style is minimalist. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2205 | You said flip it, remember? | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2206 | Slow and steady. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
2207 | This isn't what is meant by a mobile home. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2208 | Will you stop it with the heigh-hoing already. If you sneeze one more time, you'll be lugging this damn house by yourself. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2209 | It’s called working WITH home | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
2210 | Ok,ok,but it beats downsizing. | 1.2208 | 0.06568 | 77 | 66 | 5 | 6 |
2211 | I'm glad we opted for a tiny home. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2212 | Millennials adapting to climate change. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2213 | There are some disadvantages to time-sharing. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2214 | You seem very quiet. Is it your sense of desperation? | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2215 | How far 'til Canada? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2216 | They keep telling me, “You’ve got to get out from under your mortgage!” | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2217 | Its a long way from Baltic Ave to Park Place. | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2218 | This tiny house isn't that tiny after all. | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2219 | Amazing how the hermit crab can do this without the straps. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2220 | Oh oh, I just realized I left the key under the mat.” | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2221 | if anyone asks, just say we have a right to carry | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2222 | Is this really how we move to Canada? | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2223 | We wouldn’t have to do this if you had just bought a tent | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2224 | Are you sure this is the way to Newcastle? | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2225 | are you sure this is what they meant by the tiny house movement…? | 1.2203 | 0.07280 | 59 | 50 | 5 | 4 |
2226 | I thought it was Little House on the Prairie. | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2227 | Home loans really have taken on a whole new meaning. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2228 | I didn't think we would have this mortgage on our back." | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2229 | Dave...I forgot to take the house key from under the mat. | 1.2199 | 0.04398 | 141 | 117 | 17 | 7 |
2230 | Well, yeah, but how else would we get that rate without a balloon payment? | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2231 | Yea but do you know how much this house will be worth with a view … | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
2232 | We booked it, so I'm enjoying every second I can of this vacation rental. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2233 | I think I left the oven on. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2234 | When they coined our home loan as ‘carrying’ a mortgage, I had no idea. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2235 | I told you hut-to-hut means the huts are already there. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2236 | This tiny house craze has gone a little too far. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2237 | Did we really have to pack the whole house? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2238 | I know we told Dorothy we would hide the house but this is ridiculous!!! | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2239 | Did you forget to drain your water bed? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2240 | I’m not sure glamping is all it’s cracked up to be. | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
2241 | Are you sure you turned the stove off? | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2242 | Good call not to bring the garage. | 1.2195 | 0.04970 | 123 | 104 | 11 | 8 |
2243 | Oh,damn! Did I forget to lock the door? | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2244 | The guidebook said don’t leave home without one. | 1.2195 | 0.05103 | 123 | 105 | 9 | 9 |
2245 | Are you sure you remembered to bring the wine? | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
2246 | No, I didn’t douse the fireplace. | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
2247 | I hope you like our new neighbors because I am NOT doing this again. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2248 | First vacation where It feels like home | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2249 | Sweet are the uses of adversity which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head.” -Shakespear | 1.2195 | 0.04599 | 82 | 64 | 18 | 0 |
2250 | Honey, do you think it’s obvious we’re backpackers | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2251 | So this is why it is called mortgage | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2252 | We should be able to out hike interests rates at the pace we’re going! | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2253 | But look at how much we saved on a housesitter. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2254 | Are you sure you turned off the oven? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2255 | See, this is so much better than those awful tents | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
2256 | You still loving your buying spree at Ikea last week? | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2257 | Remind me why we decided against the RV? | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2258 | Why can't he live in a cave like all the other gurus? | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2259 | …but if we had gotten the RV, we’d be paying seven dollars a gallon for gas. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2260 | Repeat after me, “There’s no place like home.” | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2261 | This is the last time we take a mobile home holiday!" | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2262 | I think your mother is really going to like it up here. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2263 | I don’t think this is what they meant by moving off the grid. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2264 | I just can’t leave home. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2265 | Next time we just bring the tent. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2266 | Don't you feel sorry for those poor homeless people up there, Bob? | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2267 | You'll see, it'll be a real get-away house. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2268 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
2269 | “This is more convincing than planting a flag." | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2270 | Next time, let's just buy a tent and a couple of backpacks. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2271 | You said you wanted a mobile home” | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2272 | It's progress. We're no longer underwater or upside down. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2273 | You're taking the bed bug issue far too seriously. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2274 | With rents this high, I'm not leaving it even for a day. | 1.2188 | 0.06853 | 64 | 54 | 6 | 4 |
2275 | Take the "A" Frame" just doesn't have that same jaunty feel | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2276 | You know, you could’ve just set the alarm. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2277 | Are you sure that real estate values are better up there? | 1.2188 | 0.05581 | 96 | 81 | 9 | 6 |
2278 | Think how much we’ll save on motels! | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2279 | It was either this or brooklyn | 1.2188 | 0.06853 | 64 | 54 | 6 | 4 |
2280 | Babysitters are overrated. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2281 | I told you the cost of carrying a home is steep. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2282 | Yes, but it's so nice to feel at home when you get there. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2283 | Maybe someday we will settle down. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2284 | Susan, I’m movin’ to Louisiana with a knapsack on my back. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2285 | Is there anyplace left where we’d WANT to settle down?? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2286 | Honestly, I think we spoil our kids. | 1.2183 | 0.04593 | 142 | 120 | 13 | 9 |
2287 | Now are you glad we left the swimming pool? | 1.2182 | 0.05385 | 110 | 94 | 8 | 8 |
2288 | When I said we should get a mobile home, this isn't what I meant. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2289 | We don't need a hotel reservation, you said. We don't need an Air BNB, you said. Just take along our own lodging, you said. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2290 | Well you're the one who wanted to move house. | 1.2179 | 0.04705 | 78 | 61 | 17 | 0 |
2291 | This isn't what I meant by "work from home." | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2292 | My real estate agent said " | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2293 | Would it kill you to sleep in a tent just one night? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2294 | No toilets at the top! | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2295 | You have to make compromises in this real estate market. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2296 | Hence, we are arriving at home with every step ... you may also call it a journey that leads nowhere but home. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2297 | Van life is for amateurs. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2298 | Did we lock the garage before leaving? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2299 | That is not what I had I mind when I said we need to move, Muriel | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
2300 | This is NOT the way to it into the camping world... | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2301 | What choice did I have? You said you wanted to stay home. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2302 | Upwardly mobile is harder than I thought it would be. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2303 | My company still requires I work from home! | 1.2174 | 0.06486 | 69 | 58 | 7 | 4 |
2304 | Backpacking is harder than I thought | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2305 | I told you I’d get the kids to come on the hike. | 1.2174 | 0.06486 | 69 | 58 | 7 | 4 |
2306 | I got this idea from the RV mania | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2307 | I forgot my house keys | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2308 | I wish these rent hikes would peak already. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2309 | You don't think this is taking glamping a bit too far? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2310 | This should ensure that our Mortgage doesn’t go underwater” | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2311 | Can we go home yet? | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2312 | Finally, we will get a house with a Mountain View. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2313 | Bagging 'em is one thing, son. Backpacking your trophy out is what makes a real house hunter. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2314 | Our home interest rate got another hike. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2315 | I guess this means we're moving up in the world!!! | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2316 | What time did you say they were coming to hookup the solar panel? | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
2317 | Aren't you glad we bought this at rock bottom! | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2318 | Amazon's house delivery program in the Himalayas was taken literally... | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2319 | This way we're guaranteed a great glamping spot. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2320 | The hike back home will be much shorter. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2321 | How much longer can we carry this mortgage? | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2322 | You know, some people just take a tent. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2323 | When did the American dream get so steep? | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2324 | I took off the porch to save weight | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2325 | A tent might be easier | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2326 | Do the "ten essentials" really include a built-in microwave? | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2327 | Did you turn off the water? | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2328 | I agree, the straw and wood houses were easier to deal with. | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2329 | I forgot the trail mix | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2330 | I can’t wait for this ocean view! | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2331 | I did pack light......You don't see the porch here, do you?... | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2332 | ,I don't feel burdened by the mortgage at all " | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2333 | this was the only way to get good wifi on us | 1.2169 | 0.06192 | 83 | 71 | 6 | 6 |
2334 | Did you check to make sure the coffee pot was turned off? | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
2335 | I love freedom. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
2336 | This time we’re guaranteed have a room with a view | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
2337 | I like camping, but I like the comforts of home too. | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
2338 | Van life without the emissions | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
2339 | I told you we should have just rented an RV. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2340 | Tiny house my ass! | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2341 | Now that can't charge us higher rent if they can't find the house. | 1.2162 | 0.06460 | 74 | 63 | 6 | 5 |
2342 | cash & carry... | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2343 | I know we are climbing slowly, but there is no need to be literal about a snail's pace. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2344 | It weighs more than a backpack, I grant you, but it holds a lot more, and we don't need to carry sleeping bags. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2345 | Could you imagine if we also packed the garage? | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2346 | Yeah going up is great, but at least it floated when we were underwater. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2347 | And now with the Fed rate hikes, this makes even more sense than a new mortgage! | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2348 | It's a new reality show called "Home Alone." | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2349 | It feels like there will be a real estate collapse any minute. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2350 | You sure we’ll get Prime Delivery up here?” | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2351 | Not exactly what I meant by house share. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2352 | You got your wish -- we're moving to a more upscale neighborhood. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2353 | Social climbing is SO physical. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2354 | The listing said “House With a View”. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2355 | it’s been nice to get out of the house | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2356 | I imagined something different when you said you bought a mobile home. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2357 | You know I can't use the bathroom in strange places | 1.2160 | 0.04338 | 125 | 102 | 19 | 4 |
2358 | See? Now we don’t have to carry sleeping bags. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2359 | Now I know why they say "carry a mortgage" | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2360 | You and your damn turtle fixation. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2361 | Why couldn't Mohammed take himself to the mountain? | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
2362 | Looking back on it, we probably should have bought the Sherpa package. | 1.2159 | 0.04411 | 88 | 69 | 19 | 0 |
2363 | Check the stove! | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2364 | Thanks for helping me move, I couldn’t do it without you. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2365 | Tortoise Envy. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2366 | You sure this is what they meant by, 'Don't leave home without it'? | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2367 | I don't mind the weight, but I think we should have turned off the fireplace. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2368 | Ever since we stopped renting, don't you feel like we carry the weight of home ownership everywhere? | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2369 | I think we've taken glamping way too far | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2370 | Are you absolutely certain he said mortgages can’t survive in high altitudes? | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2371 | Bob and Delores said they were bringing the kitchen sink, right? | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2372 | Fieldwork final project Homology-10 | 1.2154 | 0.07102 | 65 | 56 | 4 | 5 |
2373 | Oh, no, I don't like tents! They're drafty and damp and bugs can get in! Wah, wah, wah! | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2374 | My scout's name was Unfortunate Turtle. What was yours? | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2375 | Please don't promise the wise man's granddaughters anything else. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2376 | .. and also, snails don’t share. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2377 | I still say it's easier than choosing and packing. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2378 | Yeah, I wish all I had was a monkey on my back. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2379 | I know they said a rate hike was coming, but this was not exactly what I had in mind... | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2380 | We both agreed we didn’t want to use Airbnb. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2381 | Couldn't you have just changed the locks? | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2382 | Sisphus never had to carry a Manhattan mortgage. | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2383 | Gotta start thinking about a tiny house. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2384 | I keep getting this nagging, hot feeling that we left the oven on. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2385 | These mortgage rate hikes are getting ridiculous | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2386 | Is it just me or is the mountain a lot taller than when we started? | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2387 | Living the dream | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2388 | Are you sure you shut the gas off before we left? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2389 | I don't think 'backpack' is the right word for it. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2390 | These mortgage hikes are brutal | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2391 | Don’t you think you’re taking the concept of feeling at home wherever you are, a tad too literally? | 1.2149 | 0.04577 | 121 | 100 | 16 | 5 |
2392 | Who says you can’t go hiking without leaving home! | 1.2148 | 0.04508 | 135 | 113 | 15 | 7 |
2393 | Three hours in and I've got that awful feeling that I forgot to lock the front door. | 1.2143 | 0.04504 | 84 | 66 | 18 | 0 |
2394 | This is the last time I rent an RV from the Dollar Store. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2395 | Think we might be a little TOO prepared? | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2396 | Come on honey! This is less of a substantial hike than the new ground rent! | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2397 | Once we get to the top and list this on Airbnb, we'll make a fortune. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2398 | I guess I should have asked a few more questions about what you meant when you said, “Let’s move.” | 1.2143 | 0.05885 | 84 | 71 | 8 | 5 |
2399 | It’s easier than climbing the housing ladder. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2400 | Oh the things we do for our cats. | 1.2143 | 0.05533 | 56 | 44 | 12 | 0 |
2401 | Well…it was either this or being “upside down” on the mortgage. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2402 | But they say there’s no place like it. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2403 | Don't you think that installing a security system or getting a house sitter would have been an easier way to protect the house? | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2404 | Sisyphus didn’t think the housing market was gonna be this bad | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2405 | A little bit further and we’ll be out of America | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2406 | Do you think your parents will realize it's missing? | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
2407 | Shit I left my phone at—nevermind. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2408 | I hope this move makes you happy | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2409 | Did you put the kids in their beds? No. I thought you did. | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2410 | Don't you love it that we're taking the microhouse movement to new levels? | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2411 | I don't think this qualifies as 'glamping.' | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2412 | In hindsight, purchasing a mobile home, sight unseen, wasn't a great idea. | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2413 | If snails can do it, so can we! | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2414 | couldn't you have just bought a tent | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2415 | A turtle, a crab and a snail walk into a bar. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2416 | Mars bars—fridge or freezer? | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2417 | The other hermits are going to be so surprised! | 1.2133 | 0.06379 | 75 | 64 | 6 | 5 |
2418 | Our bungee jump is going to break the Internet. | 1.2133 | 0.06656 | 75 | 65 | 4 | 6 |
2419 | You had to bring EVERYTHING didn’t you. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2420 | Let's put it somewhere scenic so we seem less homeless. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2421 | Just a little farther and we will have our home away from home. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2422 | Forgot the bug spray | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2423 | Well, it beats the rolly rolly aspect that Sisyphus has to deal with. | 1.2131 | 0.07057 | 61 | 52 | 5 | 4 |
2424 | It's so great to finally get away. | 1.2131 | 0.07057 | 61 | 52 | 5 | 4 |
2425 | I hate this dream. It's about our mortgage. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
2426 | Now you’re telling me that you didn’t take care of the fireplace before we left? | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2427 | Darned Sherpa unions! | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
2428 | I know it's heavy, but I told my boss I'd be working from home | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
2429 | Next time we bring a simple tent. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2430 | If we can just keep ahead of mortgage rates... | 1.2125 | 0.06083 | 80 | 68 | 7 | 5 |
2431 | Wait till you see the fantastic view we’ll have once we get this off our backs. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2432 | Next time don't pick a Campground with a HOA. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2433 | Ohhhh we'll be comin' round the mountain when we come! | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2434 | I'm not much into roughing it. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2435 | This is the place. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2436 | It’s affordable and portable but it’s heavy. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2437 | Or am I a turtle dreaming I'm a man? | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2438 | Goodbye forever to that moldy basement! | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2439 | Tiny atomic clock under the pillow runs the same speed, Consciousness trumps Einstein my Lady! | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2440 | Look at those lazy bastards.... | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2441 | If they ask us how far we've come just tell them we haven't left home! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2442 | The mountain won’t come to us so we’re bring the house to the mountain. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2443 | Good thing we don't have a pool! | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2444 | Your agoraphobia's going to wreck my back. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2445 | Trouble with this 'tiny house" business, they always want to try it on first. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2446 | Once you see the view you'll realize this is worth it. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2447 | At this rate we've been home the whole time. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2448 | Are you sure that they don’t have any rentals up there? | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2449 | Tiny house movement? More like tiny house trek. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2450 | ?And we’ll be pleased to be called. The Folks Who Live on the Hill ? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2451 | I was a turtle in my past life. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2452 | Travel with all the comforts of home,you said. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2453 | Such homebodies | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2454 | When did you say that the benefits of the reverse mortgage would kick in? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2455 | They always told us moving would be hard. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2456 | Downhill is actually harder | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
2457 | I distinctly remember you saying bring everything BUT the kitchen sink. | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2458 | You forgot to buy the land.... | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2459 | Not exactly what I envisioned when you said "carry a big mortgage and expect a steep hike increase" | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2460 | What really gets me are the carrying fees. | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
2461 | Did you remember our passports? I know we are tired of America's issues, but the Mexican border is open only in one direction. | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
2462 | Did you flush the toilet ? | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2463 | I’m just glad we didn’t buy the double-wide. | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2464 | How much further to Turtletown? | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2465 | You did leave the kitchen sink at base camp, right? | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2466 | This is not what I thought you meant by a mobile home. | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
2467 | No matter where we are, we’ll always be at home! | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2468 | They have to go home. We ARE home. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2469 | I can't think of anything we've forgotten." | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2470 | We'll have all the comforts of home | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2471 | Shit, I think I forgot something... | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2472 | Good thing we have the massage table. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2473 | OK. You win. It | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2474 | I'm a hiker not a camper. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2475 | Had I known about the climb I would have used VRBO. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2476 | I know it's just a three day trip, but I want to make sure I have all the things I need! | 1.2111 | 0.04326 | 90 | 71 | 19 | 0 |
2477 | House hunting-house catching, two completely different things… | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2478 | The toilet will have to hang over the edge. | 1.2110 | 0.05226 | 109 | 93 | 9 | 7 |
2479 | I'm sure we've forgotten something. | 1.2110 | 0.05386 | 109 | 94 | 7 | 8 |
2480 | I was going to bring the McMansion, but I decided to pack light. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2481 | If only this thing was big enough for us to live in. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2482 | Just think of the views! | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2483 | Next time you rent a mobile home, can you request one with wheels? | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2484 | But this IS my version of ultralight | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2485 | Damn rate hikes. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2486 | How about making hotel reservations the next time we do this | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2487 | I was never good at setting up tents. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2488 | I am rethinking my offer to help with your dissertation on turtles | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2489 | First Roe goes and now we have to do this! What is next? | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2490 | I didn’t realize sweat equity involved location too. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2491 | Are you sure we brought only the essentials | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2492 | I honestly thought a couple more percentage points on the mortgage wouldn’t make a difference. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2493 | Tell me you left the fire going in the fireplace! | 1.2100 | 0.05738 | 100 | 87 | 5 | 8 |
2494 | All this, just because you like to use your own bathroom? | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2495 | Honestly, not what I thought you meant by "raising the roof on this hizzay." | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2496 | I am glad we are not carrying the mortgage | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2497 | at least Bigfoot won’t mow his lawn at 8 AM | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2498 | This should help with the steep house prices. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2499 | The old guy at the top better be a good neighbor. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2500 | Did you bring the matches? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2501 | thank god we have a place to stay tonight. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2502 | For me, backpacking is about distilling life to the essentials. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2503 | Mind the gap. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2504 | We'll never get out from under this mortgage. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2505 | Next time, just the kitchen sink! | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2506 | It’s for my YouTube lifestyle channel.. Death Zone DIY | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2507 | This isn’t what I meant by mobile home… | 1.2097 | 0.06951 | 62 | 53 | 5 | 4 |
2508 | Not what I had in mind, when you said you wanted to pick up and move to the mountains | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2509 | Dude, we really need to learn how to pitch a tent. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2510 | Thirty years and we're carbon neutral! | 1.2097 | 0.06951 | 62 | 53 | 5 | 4 |
2511 | So, then I said, 'Foreclose this!!!'" | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2512 | Well, at least we didn't have to sort through all our stuff. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2513 | You say we love it. I say we list it. | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2514 | I just thought owning a mobile home would be a lot easier. | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2515 | We are going to have a much better view! | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2516 | Let’s call it ‘We-Schlep’. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2517 | Better to have it and not need it... | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2518 | You and I have gotten used to a certain level of comfort in our lives. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2519 | I would have rather moved to the valley. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2520 | At least this time we have everything we need, including the kitchen sink! | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2521 | Aren't you glad we chose a tiny house? | 1.2090 | 0.06568 | 67 | 57 | 6 | 4 |
2522 | You said you always wanted a house with a view. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2523 | These microhouses are great! | 1.2090 | 0.06568 | 67 | 57 | 6 | 4 |
2524 | Shoulda bought the RV | 1.2090 | 0.04504 | 134 | 113 | 14 | 7 |
2525 | iiiiiiiiiiii | 1.2090 | 0.06904 | 67 | 58 | 4 | 5 |
2526 | Yes,but did you pack the kitchen sink? | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2527 | I'm tired of the feeling we forgot something from home. It won't happen again. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2528 | I still think we should have gone with the Winnebago. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2529 | For the last time, I left the kitchen sink at home. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2530 | You couldn't decide what to bring and this was your solution!? | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2531 | I don't care what you say, I don't think 'turtling' is a thing. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2532 | It's great to be getting out in nature again after Covid isolation, but somehow I still feel housebound. | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2533 | Let's consider a reverse mortgage. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2534 | Don't leave home without it | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2535 | But do you think the mountain goats will tolerate my bagpipe playing? | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2536 | This life hack definitely takes the stress out of packing for vacation. | 1.2083 | 0.05524 | 96 | 82 | 8 | 6 |
2537 | One must imagine Sisyphus happy. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2538 | We may be homeless, but we’re not houseless! | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2539 | Is it just me or are we moving like snails? | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2540 | Is this what Sisyphus had in mind? | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2541 | I'm beginning to understand why our down payment was so low | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2542 | It's a remote BYOH party. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2543 | This isn't exactly what I had in mind with 'lets work remotely.' | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2544 | THEY TOLD ME IT WAS A MOBILE HOME!!! | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2545 | I’m telling you… our HipCamp profile will be sick up here. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2546 | Next time we’ll inflate it when we get to the campsite. | 1.2083 | 0.04568 | 120 | 100 | 15 | 5 |
2547 | Even so, I'll bet we're still forgetting something. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2548 | I still think we could have gotten a house sitter. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2549 | I'm not certain this is what they meant when they said, "Mobile home". | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2550 | It has all the comforts of home, but weighs 30 percent less. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2551 | You think THIS is bad...wait til we have to bring up the driveway.... | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2552 | We bought it for the view. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2553 | So much for mobile home | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2554 | I don’t think this is what was meant by ‘hiking interest rates’ | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2555 | The price of bindles, it was cheaper to go bricks and mortar | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
2556 | Climate change, mass shootings, the over turning of Roe vs Wade… keep on trekking honey, I know there’s gotta be someplace better than this | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2557 | They say the property taxes are low up here. | 1.2080 | 0.04443 | 125 | 104 | 16 | 5 |
2558 | You are the one who wanted all the comforts of home. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2559 | I'd like to be able to close the door and forget about the house. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2560 | The selling point was that I could take it anywhere. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2561 | I still feel like we forgot to pack something | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2562 | We’ll go back for the garage… | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2563 | Now I know how a snail feels. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2564 | I’m known as somewhat of a homebody | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2565 | You’re the one who wanted to move out of the suburbs | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2566 | Next time we hire a house-sitter. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2567 | On the upside, we won’t have to worry about forgetting to pack anything. | 1.2074 | 0.04219 | 135 | 112 | 18 | 5 |
2568 | This is your idea of glamping? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2569 | I forgot the snacks | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2570 | I thought they said it was going to rain. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2571 | We should've taken the car instead. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2572 | We didnt leave any trace of our last three missed mortgage payments. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2573 | Don't worry we can ski down | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2574 | It feels like we're moving at a snail's pace. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2575 | Easier than packing, don't you think? | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2576 | Sharing the work in this household is backbreaking and an uphill climb but we have to stick to it. | 1.2073 | 0.05945 | 82 | 70 | 7 | 5 |
2577 | Next time we use a pup tent. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2578 | Did you pack the shampoo? | 1.2069 | 0.05696 | 87 | 74 | 8 | 5 |
2579 | Putting down roots is really hard these days. | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2580 | Well,the travel brochure did say 'make yourself at home' ! | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2581 | OMG, did we forget the kitchen sink? | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2582 | Vacations would be a lot easier if you’d be willing to embrace roughing it. | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2583 | I'm thinking of going solar. | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
2584 | I guess this makes us upwardly mobile. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2585 | Don't tell me you forgot the keys | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2586 | Next time, we get a sitter for the kids. | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
2587 | we'll get so many bookings on ThinAirbnb | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2588 | This doesn't feel like glamping | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2589 | Hopefully the bank can carry the loan. | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
2590 | Well they did say it was an Airbnb | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2591 | Mom and Dad told us to bring all of the important things. | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2592 | With you, I always feel at home. | 1.2063 | 0.06848 | 63 | 54 | 5 | 4 |
2593 | And I thought it would be tough to carry the mortgage. | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2594 | Never again will we wish we were already home at the end of a hike. | 1.2063 | 0.06463 | 63 | 53 | 7 | 3 |
2595 | It must be easier to buy a house with views | 1.2063 | 0.07212 | 63 | 55 | 3 | 5 |
2596 | CARRYING A MORTGAGE IS ONE THING, BUT THIS IS GOING TOO FAR. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2597 | Well, we didn’t leave home without it. | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
2598 | Try to focus on the view we'll have. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2599 | Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
2600 | Work from home continues to be an uphill battle. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2601 | At least this year we won't get homesick. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2602 | I’ll wake up with a terrible backache if I don’t sleep in my own bed. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2603 | Flipping this house to a million dollar location sounded better when we were on the couch with a couple of beers. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2604 | Did you remember to pack the foundation? | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2605 | The homebody and the hiker on vacation. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2606 | Honey, you wouldn't have to worry about climate change or rissing sea levels anymore. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2607 | When you asked me to help carry the home, this is not what I had in mind | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2608 | I think I misunderstood your desire to move up. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2609 | House on the hill, just keep thinking that. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2610 | Every time we go away for the weekend you have to overpack. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2611 | We should’ve gone with the condo. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2612 | We’re about to live large bro.....let’s just hope we like Bolivian food. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2613 | Thanks to the pandemic some people are carrying a monkey on their backs, but we just purchased a home! | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2614 | Well, maybe it's easier than hauling everything we own in suitcases and maybe it isn't. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2615 | Remote work has turned you into such a homebody. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2616 | I’m beginning to think the view’s not worth it…. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2617 | Ugh... Stupid rent hike. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2618 | Next time, we hire a cat sitter. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2619 | Do you think snail back hiking will catch on? | 1.2055 | 0.06156 | 73 | 62 | 7 | 4 |
2620 | Glamping is for amateurs | 1.2055 | 0.06156 | 73 | 62 | 7 | 4 |
2621 | Darn. We forgot the can opener. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2622 | Doris dear, remind me why we didn’t bring the swimming pool? | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2623 | How could you not want kids?? | 1.2055 | 0.04762 | 73 | 58 | 15 | 0 |
2624 | You really overdid home comforts on this trip. | 1.2055 | 0.06458 | 73 | 63 | 5 | 5 |
2625 | This is not what I imagined when you asked if I wanted to be a part of the “tiny house movement.” | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2626 | You said EVEYONE would bring one... | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2627 | Are we really the only ones who get the true meaning of the tiny house movement? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2628 | You know what I've decided...? This tiny house fad has gone too far. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2629 | ¿Should we move out? | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
2630 | Would you prefer the heft of a mortgage loan? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2631 | My helicopter parents are still adjusting to retirement. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2632 | I tried to tell you... "Refinance now and we're in for a dreadful rate hike up Debt Mountain!" | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2633 | Et tu, Mohammed? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2634 | Shoulda' got a subprime sherpa. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2635 | I miss going into the office | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2636 | Is this our punishment for being born between 1981 and 1995? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2637 | 'Let's go glamping', she said. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2638 | It’s nice for once to not feel the weight of the WHOLE world on our shoulders. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2639 | This tiny house isn’t nearly tiny enough. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2640 | Let this be our last house move. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2641 | The guy said this could be converted into a great mobile home | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2642 | Uh-oh! I think we forgot the kitchen sink! | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2643 | At the next mile marker, property taxes drop another 0.1%. | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
2644 | I told you we should’ve sublet. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2645 | Can't you wait a while? Using the bathroom is a hassle. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2646 | We should have down-sized years ago... | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2647 | I guess this means we've fallen out of escrow. | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2648 | I don't think I fully understood the concept of carrying a mortgage. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2649 | This grass better be greener | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2650 | Who said tiny homes weren’t “roughing it”? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2651 | I still say the one with the wheels was the better choice." | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2652 | It's the only way we can afford a view. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2653 | All roads lead to home. | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2654 | Did you remember to pack the..... Yes, I did. | 1.2037 | 0.05532 | 54 | 43 | 11 | 0 |
2655 | Did you remember to pack the basement? | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2656 | This is not the ‘Tiny House Movement’ I thought we were getting into. | 1.2037 | 0.03894 | 108 | 86 | 22 | 0 |
2657 | Is this how turtles feel all the time? | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2658 | We have to find a nice spot before the fire goes out. | 1.2034 | 0.04748 | 118 | 100 | 12 | 6 |
2659 | Somehow i envisioned a different kind of mobile homr | 1.2034 | 0.06743 | 59 | 50 | 6 | 3 |
2660 | I'm pretty sure the travel brochure recommended horseback... not houseback | 1.2034 | 0.07163 | 59 | 51 | 4 | 4 |
2661 | Will we be gentrifying the neighborhood? | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
2662 | Housebound due to pandemic restrictions: No Problem! | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2663 | So, can we go back to that discussion about downsizing? | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2664 | On the plus side, packing was a snap. | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
2665 | I know we are up schitts creek but at least we have our home.“ Ky | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
2666 | Climatologists predict I’ll have beachfront property by 2035. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2667 | I didn’t think flipping houses would be this much work.” Mike Finnell Woodbury, C | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2668 | REI sure is getting more expensive. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2669 | Who’s idea was it? | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2670 | Blisters aside, the little engines have a can-do spirit. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2671 | Don't be mad but I think I forgot the kitchen sink. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2672 | I can’t to see Ralph and Sadie’s faces when they visit our campsite this year. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
2673 | Is this high enough to avoid the rising sea levels? | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
2674 | This is not what I pictured when you said it was a “reverse commute.” | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2675 | I thought owning a mobile home would make our travels more enjoyable. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2676 | I told you Annie May The housing market Is on a Slippery Slope | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2677 | And that's when you said, "I think we need to simplify our lives." | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2678 | I still forgot my water bottle. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2679 | This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted a strapping young man to accompany me. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2680 | Understandably we are moving at a snail's pace. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2681 | At least we're not underwater on the house anymore. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2682 | "All the comforts of home", the brochure said... | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2683 | So this is the tiny house movement? | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2684 | No way I am going to pay rent that high! | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2685 | Sweat equity line of credit. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2686 | She got the kids. | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2687 | Brokeback Mountain Movie Tour will be fun", you said. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2688 | That’s what I like about tiny houses…they go everywhere with you. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2689 | I don’t think this is what they meant by mobile homes! | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2690 | Carry in, carry out | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2691 | Finally,Frank,a backpack that fits the kitchen sink! | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2692 | Oops, there goes the fishbowl. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2693 | It feels so good to get away from it all! | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2694 | When they told me home ownership would be a ton of work I never expected this | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
2695 | Couldn't do without Wi-Fi for five minutes, is that it?! | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2696 | Just show and tell to them that we're not homeless? | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
2697 | you sure the taxes are less up here ? | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2698 | Mobile phone plans were getting so expensive, I think it made sense to go for mobile home instead. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2699 | This isn’t exactly the mobile home I had in mind… | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2700 | Although successful, our house hunting strategy needs work. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2701 | You're a real trooper. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2702 | This Airbnb is going to make a killing! | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2703 | Tiny house living my ass! | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2704 | Movin On Up | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2705 | I wonder if this is what the brochure meant when it said bring your own housing? | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2706 | It's just around the next corner. | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
2707 | I think this is scenic enough. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2708 | How do snails do this everyday? | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2709 | Don't you think we should have brought tents instead? | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2710 | When you said we should get a mobile home, I didn't think it would be this much work. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2711 | Are you sure this is how squatter's rights work? | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
2712 | I'm so glad REI still had the tiny one in stock. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2713 | My wife's cooking dinner. You're welcome to stay. | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2714 | The millennials finally achieved their American Dream of home ownership. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2715 | Stay at home? My ass! | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2716 | Think it's too late to refinance? | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
2717 | It’s the hike back down that really burns | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2718 | We've gone up twenty percent on Zillow. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2719 | You left your curling iron plugged in? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2720 | You said no tense? I thought you said no tents! | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2721 | It is tough to find affordable housing | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2722 | This is exactly why we need a union. | 1.2025 | 0.06077 | 79 | 68 | 6 | 5 |
2723 | ' Tell me again, how much do we get to win this bet? ' | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2724 | Yeah it’s a great time to sell but where would I go? | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2725 | I hope the furniture arrives on time. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2726 | I'm not sure it will be safe for the children to play outdoors | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2727 | Why can’t we just carry a mortgage like everyone else? | 1.2025 | 0.06077 | 79 | 68 | 6 | 5 |
2728 | #HouseLife | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2729 | You sure there will be deer and antelope up here? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2730 | Do you think we remembered everything? | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2731 | I think a tent would have been better. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2732 | But the lot has a spectacular view. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2733 | Well, technically it’s still a mobile home.” | 1.2024 | 0.05813 | 84 | 72 | 7 | 5 |
2734 | Well, you did insist on packing everything plus the kitchen sink! | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2735 | ‘Little houses are a choice, but not always the right one.’ | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2736 | But you did remember the bug spray, right? | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2737 | Sure an RV woulda been nice if not for gas prices. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2738 | It feels good to get away. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2739 | Back home always sounded so good. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2740 | I hope this leads to a better neighborhood. | 1.2017 | 0.04711 | 119 | 101 | 12 | 6 |
2741 | Now we can be sure no one will break in while we’re away. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2742 | We’re probably going to lose our security deposit. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2743 | The snails make it look so easy. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2744 | Let’s pack light next time. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2745 | I know you can't get a carry permit but this is ridiculous. | 1.2000 | 0.06576 | 75 | 66 | 3 | 6 |
2746 | I think I left the garage door open. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2747 | So, this is a interest rate hike... | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2748 | Did you remember to pack |