Contest #809


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809

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Why don’t you ever leave the house?”
  2. “Did we forget anything?”
  3. “Thanks for helping me move.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-07-03T22:03:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-07-24T22:04:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-07-18T22:04:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 25, 2022
Number of captions 6770
Number of responses 665583
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Once the kids move out it'll get easier 1.8637 0.01950 1702 682 570 450
1 Not so tiny now,is it? 1.8385 0.01884 1740 700 621 419
2 'Let me do the talking when your mother wakes up.' 1.8357 0.01780 2075 880 656 539
3 We never should've offered home delivery. 1.8278 0.01870 1806 752 613 441
4 Yet I still have the feeling I have forgotten something. 1.8268 0.01794 1865 749 690 426
5 Let’s stop here and call it a halfway house. 1.8229 0.01489 2947 1270 929 748
6 I can’t wait to see the look on the kids’ faces when they wake up. 1.8211 0.01848 1867 792 617 458
7 She got the kids. I took the house. 1.8150 0.02442 1092 475 344 273
8 I regret the marble countertops 1.8145 0.01583 2415 996 871 548
9 You could have been more clear when asking me to help you move. 1.7965 0.01631 2256 953 809 494
10 There's no way we could carry a second home." 1.7870 0.01786 1967 871 644 452
11 We should have read the fine print when we took this job for home delivery. 1.7812 0.01645 2326 1042 751 533
12 When they said, “priced to move,” I had no idea. 1.7781 0.01842 1789 785 616 388
13 You'll be thanking me when we're not setting up tent poles in the dark. 1.7745 0.01624 2160 913 821 426
14 Whatever you say, don't give them the idea that we are first time campers. 1.7720 0.01955 1588 704 542 342
15 The bank can’t foreclose what they can’t find. 1.7701 0.01646 2323 1059 739 525
16 My possessions stopped sparking joy about a mile back. 1.7621 0.01723 2093 958 675 460
17 It's not just the rate hike, it's the carrying cost. 1.7614 0.01721 2146 999 660 487
18 You did remember to bring the house key, right? 1.7564 0.01816 1769 784 632 353
19 When the loan officer said we'd be carrying this burden for the next 30 years, this isn't what I envisioned. 1.7561 0.01715 2050 929 692 429
20 It seemed easier than deciding what to pack and what not to pack. 1.7554 0.01885 1660 742 582 336
21 We really need to find a house sitter next time. 1.7548 0.01549 2471 1110 857 504
22 I think the saying was "Don't leave home without it". 1.7456 0.02813 798 379 243 176
23 I told everyone I was working from home. 1.7443 0.01881 1662 755 577 330
24 Let's stop soon, I need to use the bathroom 1.7440 0.01700 2004 902 713 389
25 Would you please stop saying "location, location, location." 1.7427 0.01747 2017 947 642 428
26 They can’t foreclose if they can’t find the house. 1.7418 0.02135 1305 600 442 263
27 We definitely overpacked. 1.7396 0.01647 2135 968 755 412
28 You really know who your friends are on moving day." 1.7363 0.01753 1809 804 678 327
29 I found I have less back pain if I sleep in my own bed. 1.7362 0.01844 1751 813 587 351
30 I’ll be really mad if they do have bathrooms up there. 1.7321 0.01748 1904 877 660 367
31 You're right, the marble countertops would have been a mistake. 1.7187 0.01485 2520 1154 921 445
32 Its gonna be great sleeping in my own bed to night 1.7148 0.01562 2325 1085 818 422
33 I'm glad we sent the kids ahead with the furniture. 1.7107 0.01636 2074 962 750 362
34 This would have been a lot easier if you’d have gotten rid of all those National Geographics in the attic. 1.7087 0.02274 1119 534 377 208
35 Did you turn the stove off? 1.7021 0.01951 1554 760 497 297
36 When I agreed to a mobile home, this is not what I had in mind. 1.6995 0.01765 1797 854 629 314
37 The only thing keeping up with the Kardashians are my glutes. 1.6988 0.01728 2663 1580 305 778
38 Wow, turtles make this look so easy! 1.6987 0.01815 1716 821 591 304
39 Look, I like to use OUR toilet. 1.6943 0.01793 1750 841 603 306
40 So much for our mortgage broker saying the two of us couldn’t carry a house. 1.6883 0.01822 1713 837 573 303
41 This is absolutely my last two-storey walkup. 1.6872 0.02525 908 449 294 165
42 I'm thinking of down-downsizing. 1.6831 0.02009 1931 1155 233 543
43 Why can't we leave the dog at a kennel like everybody else? 1.6824 0.02572 866 429 283 154
44 Did we forget anything? 1.6815 0.01846 1975 1079 446 450
45 Let's just hope they don't end remote work anytime soon. 1.6804 0.02069 1286 625 447 214
46 Our fear of using public restrooms is becoming a real burden. 1.6731 0.02768 722 356 246 120
47 Next time, I'll pack. 1.6719 0.02024 1411 715 444 252
48 I'm not sure this will fix our WiFi problem. 1.6637 0.02017 1362 683 454 225
49 I always get the side with the refrigerator. 1.6626 0.02001 1310 639 474 197
50 Just remember: location, location, location. 1.6596 0.02239 1137 583 358 196
51 I forgot the key. 1.6538 0.02225 1193 630 346 217
52 We just need to get this onto Boardwalk and we’ll be set. 1.6441 0.02876 680 355 212 113
53 The kids should be up in about an hour… they’ll be surprised. 1.6371 0.02336 1025 540 317 168
54 All because you can't pitch a tent. 1.6333 0.02491 878 459 282 137
55 Garage? I though YOU had the garage! 1.6275 0.02642 851 470 228 153
56 The idea struck me when I heard your mother was afraid of heights. 1.6272 0.02613 912 517 218 177
57 Fresh air, plus all the comforts of home! 1.6182 0.02619 757 396 254 107
58 If this relationship is going to work you're going to have to get over your fear of sleeping in a tent. 1.6179 0.02641 759 401 247 111
59 I think the saying is "Don't leave home without it." not the other way around. 1.6134 0.02651 789 430 234 125
60 We've got to go back. I forgot the patio. 1.6131 0.02807 747 420 196 131
61 When you said “let’s pick up and move” I thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.6112 0.02713 769 425 218 126
62 We couldn't find a house sitter. 1.6086 0.02798 695 378 211 106
63 This is easier than getting a cartoon published in The New Yorker 1.6022 0.02987 636 357 175 104
64 This mobile home living is not what it's cracked up to be. 1.5974 0.02907 611 330 197 84
65 Maybe we should have listened when they said,”You can’t take it with you.” 1.5967 0.02817 610 320 216 74
66 Can we stop, I need to use the bathroom. 1.5965 0.02960 679 394 165 120
67 Did you remember to put the beer in the fridge? 1.5963 0.02752 654 347 224 83
68 Thanks for helping me move 1.5960 0.02878 656 364 193 99
69 How much further away do you want the mother-in-law suite? 1.5918 0.03067 610 350 159 101
70 I'm starting to think we should have kept the RV. 1.5878 0.03071 575 323 166 86
71 Working remotely has its drawbacks. 1.5876 0.02931 628 352 183 93
72 How much longer 'til we get away from Trump World? 1.5870 0.03117 569 323 158 88
73 trust me,this is easier than getting flood insurance 1.5862 0.02984 609 343 175 91
74 Sure..., she got the Tesla, but...., I..., kept..., the... house... 1.5829 0.03165 525 293 158 74
75 So I thought, Why Stop at the kitchen sink? 1.5817 0.03184 526 296 154 76
76 You said there were no tunnels, right? 1.5810 0.03135 506 276 166 64
77 On second thought, sleeping in a tent wouldn’t have been so bad. 1.5804 0.02895 560 298 199 63
78 Why don’t you ever leave the house? 1.5796 0.02974 647 378 163 106
79 I'm starting to regret telling Carl we'd help him move. 1.5794 0.03050 554 308 171 75
80 Big deal, they said; so you carry a mortgage. 1.5771 0.03039 525 285 177 63
81 Well, they did say we’d be carrying this mortgage for the rest of our lives 1.5768 0.03281 534 314 132 88
82 I’m hungry. Do you think Mom’s up yet? 1.5731 0.03391 506 301 120 85
83 I still think a tent would have worked. 1.5726 0.03250 496 281 146 69
84 The American dream of home ownership moves to Canada. 1.5714 0.03279 483 273 144 66
85 I still feel like I’m forgetting something. 1.5701 0.03099 556 319 157 80
86 And then the rental lady says,"Listen smart ass: 'House for rent, mountain view.' are unrelated clauses, and you can take that all the way to the Supreme Court." 1.5694 0.03253 483 272 147 64
87 Technically, I’m working from home. 1.5692 0.03252 513 297 140 76
88 I need more than a six pack and a pizza for this move Steve. 1.5675 0.02999 541 299 177 65
89 You just had to assemble it at the store. 1.5673 0.03294 483 276 140 67
90 I told you that we’d have all the comforts of home. 1.5670 0.03014 515 280 178 57
91 You just had to book the BYOB&B. 1.5611 0.03386 499 300 118 81
92 Couldn't we have left your mother with a caregiver? 1.5583 0.03242 523 310 134 79
93 Did you lock the back door? 1.5568 0.03166 537 316 143 78
94 When you see what the real estate market is like at the top, you'll be glad we brought this. 1.5567 0.03222 485 277 146 62
95 I didn't think relocating would be this hard. 1.5553 0.03427 416 235 131 50
96 YOU’RE the one who wanted a place in the mountains! 1.5551 0.03164 472 263 156 53
97 Sisyphus didn’t realize how good he had it. 1.5526 0.03473 447 265 117 65
98 and they said “you can’t take it with you”, ha! 1.5505 0.03512 416 242 119 55
99 My back is burning up. Did you remember to turn off the fireplace? 1.5505 0.03451 436 255 122 59
100 I didn't say I don't go hiking; I said I never leave the house. 1.5492 0.03526 457 279 105 73
101 But what else could ‘home delivery’ mean? 1.5485 0.03711 392 234 101 57
102 when i said i'd carry it, i meant the mortgage. 1.5473 0.03420 444 261 123 60
103 We knew it was a walk-up when we bought it." 1.5468 0.03579 406 239 112 55
104 I swear she said 'fixer upper,' not 'picker upper.' 1.5432 0.03669 370 215 109 46
105 Pace yourself. We still have to go back for the garage. 1.5429 0.03741 420 263 86 71
106 I’m glad we went house hunting today. 1.5407 0.03444 455 275 114 66
107 I certainly didn’t realize what was meant by ‘cash and carry ‘at the estate sale. 1.5393 0.03758 356 209 102 45
108 I say travel light. We can always buy a garage when we get there. 1.5370 0.03632 378 222 109 47
109 When you said 'mobile home,' this is not what I had in mind. 1.5362 0.03688 373 221 104 48
110 Time to get the F out of this country 1.5357 0.04146 420 294 27 99
111 I think I forgot the key to the house. 1.5344 0.03633 378 223 108 47
112 Well, it uses less gas than our motor home. 1.5276 0.03703 326 186 108 32
113 Don't be angry, but I forgot to pack the toilet paper. 1.5260 0.03831 365 225 88 52
114 You put out the fireplace, right? 1.5257 0.03936 350 217 82 51
115 One overlooked benefit to owning a Tiny House is that upward mobility is pretty much guaranteed. 1.5257 0.03688 331 190 108 33
116 I thought a tiny house would make life easier. 1.5249 0.03735 362 218 98 46
117 Watch your step. Most accidents occur close to home. 1.5238 0.04019 336 209 78 49
118 A second home? We can barely carry one. 1.5211 0.03955 355 224 77 54
119 Absolutely none of this makes any sense whatsoever. From the size of this house, to the fact there is a fire burning inside, to us dancing with the devil on the extreme edge of this trail. I just don’t get it. 1.5207 0.04349 363 253 31 79
120 I don't think staycations work this way. 1.5198 0.03627 354 208 108 38
121 It'll be easier going home! 1.5181 0.03778 332 197 98 37
122 Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought mobile homes had wheels 1.5172 0.03967 319 194 85 40
123 You really need to get over this whole 'only being able to poop at home' thing. 1.5154 0.04095 357 235 60 62
124 I bet you’re regretting the guest bedroom now. 1.5154 0.03533 390 235 109 46
125 I really should have asked what a BYOH was. 1.5126 0.03605 357 212 107 38
126 I want a divorce. You can have the house. 1.5117 0.04351 299 193 59 47
127 I sure hope they appreciate our wedding gift. 1.5105 0.04195 286 176 74 36
128 I didn't realize homeownership would be such an uphill battle! 1.5097 0.04022 308 189 81 38
129 Did we forget to turn off the fireplace? 1.5087 0.04469 289 189 53 47
130 … and then I told him, of course I know what @airbnb is! 1.5076 0.03847 327 199 90 38
131 I was expecting the burdens of home ownership to be a bit more figurative. 1.5076 0.03853 329 201 89 39
132 I’m just saying, our marriage seems to lack a firm foundation. 1.5068 0.03907 294 174 91 29
133 When we were warned that it was a huge mortgage, I thought we could carry it. 1.5063 0.03927 318 195 85 38
134 The $250 delivery fee is seeming more reasonable every minute. 1.5047 0.04110 317 202 70 45
135 They can't evict us if they can't find the house. 1.5044 0.03826 343 213 87 43
136 This is the last time we offer to help someone move. 1.5042 0.03634 359 218 101 40
137 At least we have a roof over our heads. 1.5032 0.03971 316 196 81 39
138 Once again, you’ve brought everything but the kitchen sink. 1.5017 0.04227 291 184 68 39
139 Are you sure the invitation said BYOH, not BYOB? 1.4983 0.04155 295 186 71 38
140 It's still easier than carrying a forced pregnancy for nine months. 1.4966 0.04227 296 190 65 41
141 Sometimes I think we’re carrying that “home away from home” feeling just a little too far. 1.4964 0.04090 276 168 79 29
142 This is our steepest rent hike yet! 1.4886 0.04084 307 197 70 40
143 The carrying costs for this home are very steep. 1.4886 0.04110 307 198 68 41
144 On second thought, a mobile home might have made more sense 1.4884 0.04262 258 160 70 28
145 Define mobile 1.4879 0.04104 289 182 73 34
146 Hey wait a sec—did the Guru say “home” or “Om”? 1.4857 0.04390 245 153 65 27
147 This is the last time I ever help you move. 1.4856 0.04286 278 179 63 36
148 We've got to get this abortion clinic across the border from Texas to New Mexico before the trigger ban takes effect. 1.4854 0.04602 274 186 43 45
149 It’s not too late to make it a lake house. 1.4828 0.04191 261 162 72 27
150 The house is fine but I don't think we could carry the mortgage. 1.4826 0.04250 259 162 69 28
151 Why can't you pee in the bushes like everyone else? 1.4825 0.04681 257 173 44 40
152 Don’t ever ask me to help you move again 1.4825 0.04549 257 169 52 36
153 What should we tell the kids when they wake up? 1.4793 0.04390 242 152 64 26
154 Why can't we just pitch a tent, like everyone else?! 1.4790 0.03648 357 226 91 40
155 When I said ‘Sure, I’ll help with the move’, I really didn’t have this in mind! 1.4778 0.04220 270 172 67 31
156 Next time let’s agree on what to pack. 1.4776 0.04244 268 171 66 31
157 I keep thinking we must have forgot something. 1.4762 0.03934 294 184 80 30
158 Next camping trip, I do the packing, OK? 1.4748 0.04561 238 154 55 29
159 It doesn't feel like such a tiny house. 1.4742 0.04023 291 185 74 32
160 Honestly,I don’t know how those snails do it! 1.4735 0.04189 264 167 69 28
161 I just keep telling myself, 'Location, location, location.' 1.4735 0.04390 264 173 57 34
162 You have the key,right? 1.4727 0.04257 275 179 62 34
163 I'm glad we decided not to bring the garage this time. 1.4725 0.04087 273 172 73 28
164 I’m not sure about this glamping thing. 1.4723 0.04142 271 172 70 29
165 I had an entirely different vision when you proposed, "Let's take a Tiny House vacation in the mountains." 1.4715 0.04336 263 171 60 32
166 It’s all about location. 1.4713 0.04361 261 170 59 32
167 At least we don't have to worry whether we left the stove on. 1.4696 0.04163 230 139 74 17
168 If you think this is a heavy lift, wait till you see the mortgage when the rate adjusts. 1.4686 0.04388 239 152 62 25
169 Let’s not tell Sisyphus. 1.4679 0.05042 218 149 36 33
170 I dunno I just feel our mortgage is breaking my back. 1.4669 0.04125 257 161 72 24
171 I still think getting a security system would be a better way to avoid burglary. 1.4664 0.04319 238 150 65 23
172 Why do I feel like I’m forgetting something? 1.4662 0.04095 266 168 72 26
173 Might have been easier to just get a house-sitter. 1.4659 0.04588 249 167 48 34
174 I still think we spoil this dog. 1.4657 0.04933 204 134 45 25
175 Nothing like sleeping in your own bed at night 1.4654 0.04439 260 173 53 34
176 I just realized that I forgot the extension cord. 1.4652 0.04554 230 149 55 26
177 I swear to God, if you start singing "Movin' On Up" one more time... 1.4640 0.04451 222 140 61 21
178 I told you the housing market always goes up. 1.4632 0.04412 231 147 61 23
179 Okay, okay! Next time I book air bnb, I'll check the fine print! 1.4626 0.04186 281 185 62 34
180 Maybe bundling home and travel insurance wasn’t such a great idea. 1.4609 0.04716 230 154 46 30
181 This is a classic case of you over-packing. 1.4600 0.04747 200 128 52 20
182 Downhill will be easier. We’ve got a reverse mortgage 1.4593 0.05119 209 144 34 31
183 No, I thought you had the keys. 1.4561 0.04705 228 153 46 29
184 OK ,,, next time we'll call a house sitter. 1.4554 0.04768 224 151 44 29
185 Hang in there. Just a few more miles and we can refinance. 1.4550 0.04715 222 148 47 27
186 He better buy—this is the third house we’re showing him. 1.4550 0.04843 222 151 41 30
187 It feels like it's appreciated at least 30 percent since we started. 1.4549 0.04382 233 150 60 23
188 This 'your home away from home' holiday is unfolding a bit differently than I imagined 1.4549 0.04465 233 152 56 25
189 I know it’s hard, but we’re finally getting out of the Valley. 1.4549 0.04356 244 159 59 26
190 It's a cross between a staycation and glamping. 1.4545 0.04523 220 142 56 22
191 This feels less like a vacation and more like a metaphor. 1.4526 0.05028 232 166 27 39
192 Do you think we have everything? 1.4525 0.04552 221 144 54 23
193 If your parents can find us, they can stay with us. 1.4518 0.04955 197 131 43 23
194 Are you sure we didn’t forget anything? 1.4513 0.04299 226 143 64 19
195 You were right, it's still much easier than packing. 1.4502 0.04850 211 142 43 26
196 This is not what i expected when i listed the house as owner will carry. 1.4502 0.04491 231 152 54 25
197 A rent hike. Just what we need! 1.4490 0.05178 196 135 34 27
198 If we lived here we’d be home by now. 1.4486 0.04752 214 143 46 25
199 At least, Sisyphus, it won’t roll back down again 1.4478 0.04333 230 148 61 21
200 Did you remember to put out the fire in the fireplace before we left? 1.4472 0.04758 199 130 49 20
201 The divorce settlement was very specific. 1.4467 0.04846 197 130 46 21
202 Tell me the truth. Aren't you glad we didn't take the piano? 1.4465 0.04547 215 140 54 21
203 Her name is Dorothy and she’s wearing red shoes and blue gingham. The witch said to drop it right on her. 1.4456 0.05391 193 137 26 30
204 How much further to Sarasota? 1.4450 0.05246 209 150 25 34
205 Let’s stop up here. I need to use the bathroom. 1.4439 0.04916 196 131 43 22
206 Last year, I forgot my toenail clippers. Not doing that again. 1.4429 0.04816 210 142 43 25
207 My wife says I always take too much stuff. 1.4416 0.04625 197 127 53 17
208 That lot better not be sold when we get there! 1.4416 0.04487 231 154 52 25
209 This is the last time I'm helping a friend move. 1.4409 0.04606 220 147 49 24
210 Did you remember to forward the mail? 1.4409 0.05166 186 127 36 23
211 I misread the cash and carry terms. 1.4402 0.04638 209 138 50 21
212 I think your mom's up, I heard the toilet flush. 1.4395 0.04409 248 168 51 29
213 We should've splurged for the Winnebago. 1.4395 0.04560 223 149 50 24
214 If one more person asks 'house it going?' one more time, I swear... 1.4375 0.04800 208 141 43 24
215 Tell me you brought the keys. 1.4372 0.04589 215 143 50 22
216 And we can get a reverse mortgage for going down. 1.4372 0.04698 199 131 49 19
217 Remember, I want the kitchen windows facing East. 1.4365 0.04508 197 126 56 15
218 We sure saved a lot of time packing! 1.4363 0.04869 204 139 41 24
219 I admire your stamina, but I don't believe that you've fully grasped the concept of backpacking. 1.4350 0.04571 200 130 53 17
220 I think we might taking "buy low, sell high" too literally. 1.4343 0.04874 198 134 42 22
221 I didn’t know how heavy a home mortgage could be until now . 1.4341 0.04950 182 121 43 18
222 Can you wait to use the bathroom until we get to the top? 1.4340 0.04627 235 163 42 30
223 Tell me again why you don’t like tents 1.4337 0.04963 196 134 39 23
224 Anything to get out of Texas... 1.4337 0.04856 196 132 43 21
225 The mortgage on this is enough to break your back. 1.4335 0.04935 203 140 38 25
226 But you've always said what's important is "location, location, location"! 1.4333 0.04568 210 139 51 20
227 Wherever you go, well, there you are. 1.4333 0.04467 210 137 55 18
228 I have to use the bathroom. 1.4315 0.04343 241 162 54 25
229 We must admit, the guy was a super salesman. 1.4308 0.04650 195 128 50 17
230 I keep thinking we forgot something. 1.4302 0.04880 179 118 45 16
231 I’m glad we can finally carry the mortgage. 1.4300 0.04405 207 134 57 16
232 Well, pretty sure we didn't forget anything. 1.4292 0.04476 219 146 52 21
233 Remember, we're looking for a spot with lots of trees overlooking the water! 1.4286 0.05192 161 107 39 15
234 It's probably a good thing we sold the piano. 1.4286 0.04821 182 120 46 16
235 Trust me, this is easier than buying another house in this market. 1.4286 0.04882 203 140 39 24
236 I'm starting to regret bringing the cat. 1.4254 0.05145 181 125 35 21
237 I told you we should have emptied the dresser drawers first. 1.4235 0.04794 196 133 43 20
238 I'm beginning to regret helping you move. 1.4235 0.04684 196 131 47 18
239 I told you we couldn't carry another house. 1.4218 0.04493 211 141 51 19
240 Did you leave the water running? I think you left the water running. 1.4213 0.04609 197 131 49 17
241 I am so glad we decided not to go with the brick. 1.4199 0.05258 181 128 30 23
242 Nobody else have bought theirs, now we just look ridiculous! 1.4198 0.04624 212 145 45 22
243 That shower’s gonna feel good. 1.4195 0.04766 174 114 47 13
244 They make it look so easy on HGTV. 1.4192 0.05120 167 113 38 16
245 How long are we going to let the kids sleep in? 1.4185 0.05018 184 127 37 20
246 W e need to hire a housesitter. 1.4184 0.04735 196 133 44 19
247 They really should have put Enlightenment at the bottom of the mountain. 1.4180 0.04744 189 127 45 17
248 It’s camping but with all the comforts of home. 1.4175 0.04770 194 132 43 19
249 - “I can’t shake this feeling that we never really left home.” 1.4171 0.04899 187 128 40 19
250 You knew this is what I meant when I said, 'staycation,' right? 1.4163 0.04099 221 143 64 14
251 I warned you that a second mortgage would make it harder to carry the house. 1.4162 0.04692 185 123 47 15
252 Yes they’re all going to laugh but who is going to have a home cooked meal for lunch at the summit? 1.4162 0.04782 173 114 46 13
253 The realtors insist, it's all about the view! 1.4162 0.04851 173 115 44 14
254 Is it possible we overpacked? 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
255 It looks so easy when snails do it. 1.4157 0.05415 166 117 29 20
256 This way we will still be able to work from home 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
257 You just haaaad to have the granite countertops… 1.4149 0.04936 188 130 38 20
258 Much easier than finding a place in New York 1.4140 0.04803 215 153 35 27
259 Did you flush the toilet before we left? 1.4136 0.05154 162 110 37 15
260 I'm rethinking the whole mountain view idea. 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
261 Are you sure this trail is zoned residential? 1.4128 0.04868 172 115 43 14
262 Technically, it’s no longer considered a fixed asset. 1.4126 0.05092 143 93 41 9
263 If we'd brought the garage, we could drive the rest of the way. 1.4124 0.05096 177 123 35 19
264 What mortgage? 1.4124 0.04651 194 131 46 17
265 I told you a big house would just be a burden. 1.4121 0.04931 182 125 39 18
266 It's easier than trying to buy a house in Seattle. 1.4121 0.04806 182 123 43 16
267 What do you mean you left the white picket fence back there several switchbacks ago? 1.4107 0.04801 168 111 45 12
268 This is the home stretch... 1.4104 0.05181 173 121 33 19
269 I can leave my work at work but I can't leave my home at home. 1.4101 0.04330 178 113 57 8
270 It's like they've never seen a mobile home before. 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
271 I hate these interest rate hikes. 1.4091 0.05177 176 124 32 20
272 Did you bring the key? 1.4086 0.04969 186 130 36 20
273 You can’t have it both ways. You said you’d go camping if I provided you with all the comforts of home. 1.4083 0.05134 169 117 35 17
274 Frankly the last location is looking better and better. 1.4080 0.04683 174 115 47 12
275 On a positive note, i definitely did not leave the oven on. 1.4080 0.05091 174 121 35 18
276 You remembered the keys, right? 1.4080 0.04798 201 141 38 22
277 We should’ve known with a name like Sisyphus Mortgage. 1.4076 0.05567 157 112 26 19
278 Realtors say to sell high, it's always "Location, location, location". 1.4076 0.04948 184 128 37 19
279 Yes, I did take out the kitchen sink. 1.4072 0.04891 167 112 42 13
280 Pick up the pace,I have a Zoom call in five 1.4056 0.05610 180 136 15 29
281 I feel like I left the fireplace on 1.4054 0.04926 185 129 37 19
282 You’re sure you didn’t forget anything? 1.4052 0.05362 153 106 32 15
283 Now, I wish Republicans had carried the House. 1.4043 0.05692 141 99 27 15
284 How long are we going to be under house arrest? 1.4040 0.04988 151 100 41 10
285 You have to learn to pee outdoors. 1.4038 0.05363 156 109 31 16
286 At that price, you would think it INCLUDED the land. 1.4037 0.05387 161 114 29 18
287 We'd never be able to do this if it wasn't for the fact that we're in a cartoon. 1.4035 0.05600 171 127 19 25
288 Have I ever told you Sisyphus was a ancestor" 1.4033 0.04942 181 126 37 18
289 Did you remember to put out the fireplace? 1.4026 0.05568 154 110 26 18
290 No, I didn't think this was what the broker meant by a 'two bedroom walk-up with great views.' 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
291 I think we have a significant difference of opinion when it comes to the definition of "essentials." 1.4024 0.04988 169 116 38 15
292 We should buy a tent. 1.4012 0.04884 167 113 41 13
293 Yea, well it would be half as heavy if your mother wasn't still in it. 1.4012 0.05101 167 116 35 16
294 I still can' t believe you couldn't find a house sitter. 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
295 I just hate paying for movers when I can easily do it myself. 1.4000 0.04649 190 130 44 16
296 At least we'll be able to sleep in our bed tonight. 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
297 Couldn’t we have stopped with just taking the kitchen sink? 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
298 Just one more mile until we get to lower property taxes 1.4000 0.05351 150 104 32 14
299 They were all out of mobile homes. 1.3990 0.04229 193 126 57 10
300 I used to worry about the house when we went on vacation. 1.3988 0.04901 173 119 39 15
301 I kept telling you: 'Hire the bloody Sherpa!' But no, he's too expensive! 1.3987 0.05590 153 110 25 18
302 This way we can tell Mom we never left the house last night. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
303 I’ve always been a homebody. 1.3975 0.04849 161 108 42 11
304 When were you thinking of settling down? 1.3975 0.05452 161 116 26 19
305 If you complain one more time I will turn this house around. 1.3974 0.05583 156 113 24 19
306 I’ve been thinking of downsizing. 1.3974 0.04870 156 104 42 10
307 What did you pack in this thing--bricks? 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
308 I forgot the toilet paper. 1.3971 0.05350 136 92 34 10
309 It feels so good to get out of the house. 1.3958 0.05680 144 103 25 16
310 This isn't the type of mobile home I had in mind. 1.3958 0.05594 144 102 27 15
311 Next time, let's leave home without it. 1.3956 0.04974 182 129 34 19
312 Nothing like living on the edge. 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
313 With gas prices who can afford to take the r.v. 1.3939 0.05348 165 119 27 19
314 So you're sure this Mountain Guru knows the meaning of life, right? 1.3939 0.05278 165 118 29 18
315 It feels so nice to get out of the house. 1.3935 0.04886 155 104 41 10
316 Arrange a live-in dog sitter so the pooch wouldn't go berserk in a thunderstorm. Move the cats to the vet's. Disconnect the phone and the electricity and the water. Arrange lawn care while we are gone. Believe me. This is easier! 1.3935 0.05376 155 110 29 16
317 Set it down. I need to go in and use the bathroom. 1.3935 0.04971 155 105 39 11
318 It was easier being homeless 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
319 I told you carrying a big mortgage would be an uphill battle ! 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
320 What did BYOH stand for really? 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
321 I'm not finding house arrest all that restrictive. 1.3915 0.05006 189 137 30 22
322 This is not my idea of getting out of the house. 1.3910 0.05110 156 108 35 13
323 This gives new meaning to home delivery. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
324 Boy, they weren’t kidding when they said debt follows you wherever you go 1.3905 0.05382 169 124 24 21
325 This location, location, location you promised better be worth it. 1.3904 0.05268 146 101 33 12
326 ‘Tiny house’ is a relative term. 1.3899 0.04798 159 107 42 10
327 Did you turn off the iron? 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
328 Turtles make this look easy. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
329 Not to worry - the fireplace will go out from lack of oxygen. 1.3893 0.05611 149 108 24 17
330 I think that we somehow haven't captured the spirit of getting away from home. 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
331 I'm starting to regret telling you I'd help you move. 1.3885 0.05319 157 112 29 16
332 I hope you didn't forget the kitchen sink. 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
333 Thanks again for helping me move 1.3879 0.05271 165 119 28 18
334 I know it's not funny right now, but this would honestly make for a very good caption contest. 1.3878 0.05149 147 101 35 11
335 I keep thinking we’ve left something behind. 1.3876 0.05958 129 93 22 14
336 Why not just a tent? 1.3871 0.04962 155 106 38 11
337 When we get to the top, let's go upstairs and rest. 1.3869 0.05268 168 122 27 19
338 We forgot the car. 1.3862 0.05638 145 105 24 16
339 Frankly, I prefer the Homestead Act of 1862 over this new version. 1.3862 0.05887 145 108 18 19
340 Finding a home for under a million dollars is an up hill battle 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
341 You just had to have a shower. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
342 Did you know what carrying costs meant? 1.3860 0.05063 171 122 32 17
343 When you said let’s start packing up the house for the move I didn’t think you meant literally. 1.3857 0.05128 140 95 36 9
344 When in the journey do we get enlightened? 1.3851 0.04582 174 118 45 11
345 Next time we rent a house, do not check the box that says "mobile home"! 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
346 I still feel like I forgot to bring something... 1.3846 0.05416 156 113 26 17
347 I guess I misunderstood "two-story walk-up." 1.3846 0.04772 195 140 35 20
348 The oven is off, the back door is locked and the cat has been let out. Now can we please just enjoy ourselves. 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
349 Oh, shut up with the "Valderi, Valdera" already. 1.3841 0.05756 138 100 23 15
350 Those fools ahead are going to be cold tonight. 1.3835 0.05307 133 91 33 9
351 Snails made it look easier. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
352 Honestly, if I had known what you meant when you asked me to help you move, I would have said no. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
353 Next time, let's find a guru who accepts time shares. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
354 Well, with the gas prices these days an RV would have cost us a fortune. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
355 Couldn't you have just let your ex have the house? 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
356 I did promise you camping with all the comforts of home. 1.3817 0.05359 131 90 32 9
357 When I said that I would carry the mortgage, I meant the note. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
358 Don't you think we're carrying the whole "home away from home" thing too far? 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
359 Carrying the mortgage might have been easier. 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
360 I wish we could find a catsitter she likes. 1.3806 0.05513 155 114 23 18
361 Turns out you can take it with you 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
362 Let's see Zillow find us now. 1.3804 0.05449 163 121 22 20
363 I know you get homesick when we travel. 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
364 When the realtor said cash and carry I didn't think he meant it literally. 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
365 Did you close the garage door before we left? 1.3801 0.04987 171 122 33 16
366 You're the one who didn't want to sleep in a tent. 1.3800 0.04885 150 102 39 9
367 So you said, "We're packing up and moving," and I said, "I'm not leaving this house". 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
368 I’m feeling the weight of home ownership. How about you? 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
369 First time I’ve been on a interest rate hike, Bob 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
370 We’re not hicks; we’re upwardly mobile. 1.3780 0.05064 164 117 32 15
371 I thought you brought the keys. 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
372 Glad we paid off the mortgage, but not feeling the weight off my shoulders yet. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
373 Do you think the perfect 'location, location, location, is around this bend? 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
374 I know it’s an indoor cat, but this is ridiculous. . 1.3767 0.06003 146 112 13 21
375 Still can’t believe this was cheaper than checking a bag. 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
376 I keep tellin ya Ernie, It’s location, location, location! 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
377 If snails can do it, why can't we? 1.3750 0.05013 144 99 36 9
378 I always thought 'carrying a mortgage for the rest of your life' was just a phrase. 1.3750 0.05008 176 128 30 18
379 Keep going, I think the Joneses are a bit further up the trail. 1.3742 0.05155 163 118 29 16
380 Living in a walk-up is harder than I imagined. 1.3741 0.05525 139 100 26 13
381 Tell me if you see a three-pronged outlet. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
382 When you said, “Help me move…” 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
383 I still can't believe we forgot the water 1.3731 0.05672 134 97 24 13
384 How many times do I have to tell you, Randy? The house always wins. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
385 Now I know why snails are so slow. 1.3724 0.05444 145 105 26 14
386 It'll be nice sleeping in our own beds. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
387 If you lived here you’d be home by now. 1.3724 0.04789 145 98 40 7
388 You know your sister was only kidding about selling our house while we were gone? 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
389 The mortgage turned out to be a bigger weight than I expected. 1.3714 0.05024 175 128 29 18
390 Sysyphus had it easy. 1.3712 0.05732 132 96 23 13
391 Stop here for a second. I need to make sure I turned the stove off. 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
392 I'm still not convinced this is better for our marriage than trying to put up a tent together. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
393 Walk slowly. Grandma’s still in the tub. 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
394 It doesn't feel like a "tiny house." 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
395 Stop complaining. You insisted on all the comforts of home. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
396 I hate moving. 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
397 I still think we should have taken that last offer. 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
398 I really owe you. There's just no way I could carry this mortgage alone. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
399 Did you put out the fireplace ? 1.3697 0.05174 165 121 27 17
400 Thanks for letting my mother come along. 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
401 It's the smoke coming from the chimney that bothers me. 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
402 Trust me. This is going to be so much better than sleeping in a tent. 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
403 It's just so great to get away from it all 1.3694 0.04720 157 108 40 9
404 Has it occurred to you that maybe we're taking this whole glamping thing just a bit too far? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
405 Backpacking”you said…”all the comforts of home “ you said 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
406 I wasn't expecting home ownership to be such a burden. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
407 Let's stop HERE––just till the kids are grown." 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
408 Down payment was nothing, but...the carrying charges!! 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
409 I promised you a house with a view, I didn't say it would be easy! 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
410 The bank will find out soon you know 1.3684 0.05795 133 98 21 14
411 Wanna trade sides? 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
412 Please tell me you brought the key. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
413 They did say this house would be a burden. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
414 I think when they said sell high, they meant the market. 1.3672 0.06062 128 96 17 15
415 We may have misunderstood the concept of the mobile home. 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
416 Quadrupled value...Once we are west of the Rockies 1.3671 0.05488 158 119 20 19
417 Now might be a good time to downsize 1.3669 0.05606 139 102 23 14
418 Stop Complaining. You're the one who wanted a room with a view. 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
419 I always assumed the burden of home ownership was a metaphor. 1.3665 0.05264 161 119 25 17
420 Are you sure he said "elevation, elevation, elevation"? 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
421 No one ever mentioned the steep carrying charges. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
422 I hope Junior remembers to bring the outhouse with him when he comes. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
423 They may get there first but we won't have to set up a tent. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
424 This is not what I had in mind when you said, 'Let's get a mobile home.' 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
425 Do you have the house keys? 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
426 Be on the lookout for motivated buyers. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
427 I'm thinking maybe we should have just paid the property taxes. 1.3644 0.06098 118 87 19 12
428 I can't wait to see the looks on the faces of everyone at base camp. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
429 I think it's time we settle down. 1.3636 0.04584 176 124 40 12
430 I hope you put enough wood in the fireplace so the house will be nice and warm when we get to the top. 1.3636 0.05165 165 122 26 17
431 The dog, we forgot the dog! 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
432 Are you sure you didn't forget anything?” 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
433 But what if we get there and it's zoned commercial? 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
434 It's a relief not having to worry about leaving the stove on. 1.3631 0.05124 157 114 29 14
435 And then he says, 'How big a mortgage can you carry?' 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
436 Are you sure you read it right? It said BYOBnB? 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
437 When I told you we needed to pack up the house, I didn't mean it literally. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
438 It's nice to have a roof over our heads. 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
439 Our broker really underestimated the carrying costs. 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
440 I’m still not convinced that this is what a staycation is. 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
441 When they mentioned a hike in mortgages, I had no idea this was what they were talking about. 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
442 Next vacation, lets ask the neighbors to watch the house. 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
443 Just imagine bringing the groceries up.... 1.3603 0.04859 136 93 37 6
444 It looked a lot smaller in the store 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
445 So you’re saying that you packed everything including the kitchen sink? 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
446 I still feel like we're forgetting something. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
447 ‘I still feel like we’ve forgotten something.’ 1.3593 0.04969 167 122 30 15
448 They say that moving is one of the most stressful things you can do. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
449 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted a mobile home 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
450 Why do you always overpack? 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
451 Whoever said, "You can't take it with you." 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
452 No wonder Atlas shrugged. 1.3585 0.06593 106 80 14 12
453 It ain't all that damn tiny. 1.3577 0.05049 123 84 34 5
454 Feels like we never left home! 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
455 Tiny house” seems to be a misnomer. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
456 It's only for the weekend, did you have to pack the whole house? 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
457 Forgot to tell you, Mom moved in upstairs. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
458 There has to be a better way to deal with your homesickness. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
459 Believe it or not, I didn't pack the kitchen sink. 1.3566 0.05590 129 94 24 11
460 Carla, I think we've never truly grasped the concept of a getaway. 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
461 Not what I had in mind when you said we'd pack up the house and leave. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
462 Are you sure this is how a house swap is meant to work? 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
463 For Pete’s sake, YES, you remembered to lock the door! 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
464 Agoraphobia. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
465 See, you can take it with you. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
466 Next time we bring the tiny house. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
467 Did we really need to bring the piano? 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
468 At least this mobile home saves on gas. 1.3542 0.05528 144 108 21 15
469 The 600 bucks to fill up the RV gas tank seems like a bargain now. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
470 We should sleep better in our on beds 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
471 This time we won’t get homesick! 1.3533 0.05363 150 112 23 15
472 Did we remember everything? 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
473 All this for a room with a view? 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
474 Okay, the housing peak has to be around this corner 1.3529 0.06483 102 76 16 10
475 Maybe we overpacked 1.3529 0.05282 119 83 30 6
476 Of course I read your profile. I just thought hiking and playing with the doll house would be separate activities. 1.3529 0.06037 119 89 18 12
477 I think this is our last staycation. 1.3529 0.05767 136 103 18 15
478 I feel at home already 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
479 Remind your mother not to move around while we're on this ledge. 1.3525 0.05486 139 103 23 13
480 Trust me, it'll be worth $3 million in Berkeley. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
481 Interest rates couldn't possibly get this high 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
482 All I'm saying is that the money we will be saving on property taxes is getting burned up by keeping the fireplace lit. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
483 Admit it, this whole tiny house thing has gone too far. 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
484 This week on HGTV's Tiny House Hunters... 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
485 Dammit! We forgot the garage. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
486 Buy low, sell high. Buy low, sell high . . . 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
487 At least we'll be high and dry when the sea level rises. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
488 And you thought we couldn't carry the mortgage 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
489 We should have gone with the even-tinier house, 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
490 This is, without any doubt, our hardest house move . 1.3504 0.05636 137 103 20 14
491 Did you put the dog in the house before we left? 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
492 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I’d help you carry the mortgage. 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
493 At least we've got a roof over our heads. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
494 I say we just flip this thing right now. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
495 Mom and Dad are going to be so surprised when they wake up! 1.3496 0.04616 123 82 39 2
496 Yeah, but the movers we had last time scratched my collection of 78s. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
497 I have new respect for turtles. s 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
498 The property tax difference will make it worth the effort! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
499 Did we forget to turn off the stove? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
500 I should have known "Cheap house with a mountain top view" was too good to be true 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
501 Maybe purchasing a lighthouse wasn’t such a bad idea! 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
502 Yah but they'll envy us when we have a queen bed and flush toilet tonight! 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
503 This isn't what I meant when I said we should take a staycation. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
504 These staycations are killing me! 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
505 You got the key? 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
506 When you said this would be like home away from home, this isn't what I imagined. 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
507 It’s hard work carrying a mortgage. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
508 Do I hear the baby crying? 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
509 It's a lot of work keeping a roof over your head. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
510 Did you remember the key? 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
511 This is the last time we bring your mother on vacation. 1.3465 0.05742 127 95 20 12
512 Tiny house, my butt. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
513 So, the contractors had JUST finished re-doing the entire kitchen when I realized that redistricting put me in Lauren Boebert's district . . . 1.3462 0.05953 130 100 15 15
514 I promised you we wouldn't forget anything this time. 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
515 Next time, let me pack. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
516 Just continue to remember.,it's about location, location, location. 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
517 Technically, it’s still a staycation. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
518 I think next time we should just bring the tent. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
519 It is amazing how the whole work from home thing evolved! 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
520 Finding a place to live is such an uphill battle these days. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
521 Next time, let's just pack. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
522 Did you stop the mail? 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
523 I expected something different when you said it was a “walk-up” 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
524 One of these days we have to settle down. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
525 It's easier than move the mountain to our home. 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
526 We really need to learn to pack lighter 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
527 And you had to have granite countertops. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
528 Would you quit complaining?? Your lucky to have a roof over your head. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
529 At least it stops that nagging feeling we've left something behind. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
530 I still think the tent was the right call, but your mother "was the expert." 1.3433 0.05616 134 101 20 13
531 Do you think we overpacked? 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
532 It might have been easier to put Mohammad in his cat carrier. 1.3429 0.05714 140 108 16 16
533 Yes it doesn’t have wheels but technically it is a mobile home. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
534 Just what we've always wanted, a home away from home. 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
535 I didn't think that moving up in the world was going to be so tough 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
536 You know what they say. Location. Location. Location. 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
537 So is Sisyphus a family name? 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
538 It's just I've never been able to set up a decent tent... 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
539 I thought it said bnb, not byo. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
540 I like to sleep in my own bed every night and you like home cooked meals. Win, win. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
541 Next year we're getting a motel. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
542 We could have bought that alarm system. 1.3415 0.05149 164 125 22 17
543 Did you remember to let the dog out? 1.3415 0.05753 123 92 20 11
544 We'll stop as soon as we find a good foundation " 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
545 We’re in the home stretch. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
546 Remember what the realtor said, ‘location, location, location’. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
547 In ten years we'll probably get 40% over asking 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
548 The realtor said it would move fast. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
549 They did say we could work from home. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
550 Like I said before, it's really not camping if you bring the whole house. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
551 The valley view was fine with me. 1.3400 0.05252 150 113 23 14
552 She only wanted the lot. 1.3400 0.06547 100 76 14 10
553 I think I forgot the keys at home 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
554 Do you ever feel the weight of owning a home? 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
555 This is the last time I help you move. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
556 Guess this is what they mean by upward mobility. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
557 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
558 I suppose "technically" it is a mobile vacation home. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
559 I think we forgot the kitchen sink. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
560 You decide which way, I’m on the fence. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
561 I see a shady spot where we can refinance 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
562 It sure doesn't feel like a tiny house at 10,000 feet. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
563 I thought glamping meant something else. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
564 Your mother could have walked too. 1.3381 0.05456 139 105 21 13
565 How much farther until you're sure your parents won't visit? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
566 It occurs to me now that maybe we don't need all the comforts of home. 1.3378 0.04451 148 103 40 5
567 Looks like we're going to have to explain sweat equity again to these two 1.3377 0.04295 151 104 43 4
568 Next time let's pay for a house sitter. 1.3377 0.05306 151 115 21 15
569 Phew, so when does the balloon mortgage arrive? 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
570 I thought the ad said affordable home in the mountains, not portable home. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
571 You know, being under house arrest really isn't all that bad. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
572 Just wait. Soon people will come to us asking about the meaning of life. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
573 Didn’t we agree to pack light this time? 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
574 Explain 'glamping' to me again. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
575 This thing is getting heavy. How far would you say we are from the next closest country with a working government?” 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
576 You shut down the fireplace, right? 1.3363 0.06362 113 88 12 13
577 Think Mom and Dad will be surprised when they wake up? 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
578 Did you lock the front door? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
579 Not what I meant by 'Let's get high.' 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
580 The price you pay for having an indoor cat 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
581 Later tonight you’ll be glad you’re not sleeping in a tent. 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
582 When the bank asked if we could carry this mortgage, I thought they were being metaphorical. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
583 I liked it better when the house was underwater. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
584 Did you pack the plumbing? 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
585 This is heavy. We should have brought the bungalow. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
586 Best house hunting season ever.” 1.3356 0.04528 149 105 38 6
587 You have no idea how hard it is to find someone to house sit. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
588 Without the trailer, they’ll think we’re upwardly mobile. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
589 I get that solar would have been lighter but there's nothing like the warmth of a fireplace. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
590 Glad we did this. Sleeping on the ground is so bad for my back. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
591 Now I know what they mean, saying - "A man's home is his hassle." 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
592 Escargo 1.3333 0.06068 126 99 12 15
593 Believe it or not, it was actually less trouble than packing my backpack. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
594 I was just thinking about a hot cup of tea,and now I can’t remember if I turned off the stove! 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
595 I told you this was more house than we needed. 1.3333 0.04776 174 131 28 15
596 Aren't you glad I insisted we get a tiny house. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
597 Let's set it down so the kids can get out and see the view. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
598 You couldn't negotiate a better relocation package? 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
599 Just wait until you see the school district up here. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
600 Okay, you were right. I'm glad we got the smaller model. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
601 For some reason I’m craving escargot. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
602 Do you remember if we turned the stove off? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
603 I SWEAR, I WOULD BE HAPPY IN A TENT. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
604 Location, location, location, sheesh... 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
605 When Loretta wakes up, she's gonna be surprised! 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
606 I keep thinking I may have left the oven on. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
607 At least we decided not to bring the pool. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
608 How am I supposed to know that tent would take 4 weeks to ship? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
609 „Honey, I just want to make sure that the kids will not move in again.“ 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
610 I told you we waited too long to sell. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
611 I thought working from home would be different. 1.3308 0.05620 133 102 18 13
612 I told you we should have downsized 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
613 I'm beginning to think that a sleeping bag would have been just fine. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
614 Well, at least we don’t have to wonder if we locked the front door. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
615 I don't think this is what they meant by rent hikes. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
616 Do you ever worry that we're carrying too heavy of a mortgage? 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
617 Is this how a turtle must feel? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
618 I think she’s finally asleep. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
619 Maybe our business model should be Two Men AND a truck 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
620 But no, you had to try glamping. 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
621 See this way we can be both camping AND sitting around the house. 1.3303 0.05057 109 76 30 3
622 The next time I tell you this house will strap us, you’ll listen! 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
623 I didn't think the rent hike would be this steep 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
624 Next time, let's get a condo. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
625 I thought it would be easier than trying to fit everything into a backpack. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
626 My mistake was telling Human Resources that I’m willing to relocate at a moment’s notice. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
627 Hey, thanks again for helping me move. 1.3291 0.05114 158 121 22 15
628 The property taxes up here should much lower 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
629 The carrying costs were a bit more than I expected. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
630 I’m so glad we decided against the duplex. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
631 Maybe we should have brought the bungalow instead. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
632 At least it's better than having the mortgage go underwater. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
633 Does your mother really need all the comforts of home when we bring her on a trip? 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
634 Next year we're getting a house sitter. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
635 This way we won’t get homesick. 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
636 Given that most accidents happen within five miles of the home, I'm beginning to question the wisdom of... 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
637 I liked it a lot more when the dolls were satisfied with a campout on the seashore. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
638 So this is the 'home' workout you were talking about? 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
639 Did you remember to cancel the newspaper? 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
640 if this doesn't work we'll try resetting the router 1.3277 0.06098 119 93 13 13
641 You know what they say—location, location, location 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
642 I don't think this is what they meant by the "tiny house" movement !!! 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
643 Stop complaining. Snails do it all the time. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
644 I know, but we crunched the numbers and this was the only way we could afford a place with a view. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
645 Still, it’s better than renting 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
646 Was it you who said we could afford to carry this mortgage? 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
647 You CAN take it with you! 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
648 We get spiritual enlightenment. HE gets indoor plumbing and a dishwasher. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
649 I'm not entirely sold on "Extreme Backpacking". . . 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
650 Can we pull over so I can use the bathroom? 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
651 I am tired of moving 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
652 Remember how annoyed you use to get when I said I must have left it at home! 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
653 You're right. The walking sticks really do help. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
654 Oh no... not him again. Act inconspicuous. 1.3254 0.05727 126 97 17 12
655 And they said we couldn’t take it with us. 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
656 I guess we'll have to invite them in. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
657 You're right, it is a lot lighter without the encyclopedias. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
658 This is not what I had in mind when I bought a mobile home. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
659 When you said we’d have to move farther from the city to find affordable land, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3246 0.06040 114 88 15 11
660 just because this works for snails.... 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
661 It's a shame the land wasn't included. 1.3243 0.05442 148 116 16 16
662 They will Freak Out when they try to reposess this house! 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
663 I call it "cramping." 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
664 This is the worst AirBnB ever. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
665 For the hundredth time, no one’s at the door. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
666 We may have overpacked. 1.3239 0.05433 142 110 18 14
667 I think I forgot my keys. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
668 You were right, Janet. Turtles really do have it all figured out! 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
669 When I said we could carry everything we needed on our backs this wasn't what I meant. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
670 I really, really wanted that RV but, nooooo, you insisted we go sustainable. 1.3231 0.05697 130 101 16 13
671 Now I understand how turtles feel. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
672 Honey, this was not exactly what I meant when I suggested that we purchase a mobile home. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
673 Buy at the peak,” you said 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
674 The carrying costs aren't too bad 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
675 Leave No Trace is more than just an ethos, man. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
676 This is not what I meant by relocating. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
677 The view is to die for. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
678 Hey Frank, remember when I said we should rent a U-Haul instead? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
679 Remember when all we had was student debt? 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
680 I still think it would of been easier to just unplug the coffee maker. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
681 If turtles can do it, so can we! 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
682 Just think about when we get there, there will be beer in the fridge. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
683 No...I'm glad you're parents could come with us. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
684 I couldn't find a cat-sitter. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
685 Look on the brighter side, when we stop we’ll be home. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
686 You said there was a cabin at every camp site. You didn’t say it was the same cabin. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
687 Aren’t you glad we went with vinyl siding? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
688 I agee, it is hard to leave home 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
689 Oh crap! I think I forgot to take my house keys! 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
690 So I said let’s get a condo, but nooooo, you said 1.3211 0.06235 109 85 13 11
691 Did you let the post office know about the change of address? 1.3211 0.06370 109 86 11 12
692 We really should have one of those “WIDE LOAD” signs. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
693 Valderi, Valdera. My mortgage on my back. 1.3208 0.06222 106 82 14 10
694 Who's bringing the garage? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
695 They were kidding when they said property values are rising 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
696 Its amazing that you always feel at home wherever you are 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
697 You did say you wanted a cozy home away from home. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
698 I can't shake the feeling I've left the kettle on. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
699 Yeah, but it beats sleeping while hanging off a cliff. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
700 Doug is 16. If we'd left him alone in the house, he'd have thrown a party. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
701 The alternative was forgetting something. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
702 First rule of real estate, Lloyd: Sell at the peak. 1.3197 0.05734 122 94 17 11
703 Maybe I didn't pronounce it right. I promise, I did not call you a Sissy-puss. 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
704 I guess I had a different idea of a vacation home. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
705 I swear if you sing 'Home on the Range' one more time... 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
706 Rate hike. 1.3191 0.06630 94 73 12 9
707 Next time we pack separate houses. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
708 We seem to be moving at a snail's pace. 1.3190 0.05948 116 90 15 11
709 AirBnBackpack 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
710 Who says you can't take it with you? 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
711 We always overpack. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
712 And we get to do it for eternity! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
713 And what happens if we don’t like the view? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
714 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should get a mobile home, Theodore. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
715 Why is it always so hard to get away from home? 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
716 My ex-wife told me to take a hike. She got the kids and I got the house.” 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
717 We should have left home behind! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
718 So, how long have you been studying turtles? 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
719 This is so much easier than trying to figure out what to pack for the trip. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
720 Just be thankful we have a roof over our heads. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
721 Well, we're doing better than Sisyphus. No load sharing for him. 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
722 I would have rather carried the mortgage. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
723 I'm glad we went with the two bed one bath. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
724 Downsizing worked well, didn't it? 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
725 Sisyphus in the housing crisis. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
726 The turtles make it look easy. 1.3174 0.04736 167 127 27 13
727 Did you remember to stop the mail ? 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
728 At the summit we'll charge $1 to use the bathroom and make a killing. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
729 This is stupid 1.3167 0.05915 120 94 14 12
730 These new lender requirements are getting ridiculous. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
731 My therapist said fresh air and exercise could help with my attachment disorder… 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
732 I knew house hunting would be hard, bur I assumed land came with it. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
733 Ya did remember ta pack the matches for the fireplace, didn't ya? 1.3162 0.05903 117 91 15 11
734 Make sure you lean in when we hit the curve! 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
735 George is bringing the swimming pool. 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
736 This isn't what I had in mind when you asked me to help you move. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
737 I promised you a room with a view! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
738 If we fall, I hope this house comes with life insurance. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
739 Talk about being house bound! 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
740 they laugh now but tonight we'll be sleeping in our own beds 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
741 How did I let you rope me into this? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
742 The good news is when we get there we'll be at home. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
743 It's good to get away. 1.3148 0.06261 108 85 12 11
744 pack it in, pack it out" is what I always say 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
745 I"m really looking forward to working remotely 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
746 Home ownership is becoming more burdensome these days. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
747 Why didn't they tell us it was cash and carry 1.3145 0.05880 124 98 13 13
748 At least Sisyphus got to roll the stone 1.3145 0.05880 124 98 13 13
749 Next year-let’s get a tent. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
750 Well, the employment agency's ad did say, "House Movers!" 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
751 BTW, Did you notify Amazon? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
752 Why your mother wants to move up here I will never understand. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
753 I feel like we’ve gotta be on the homestretch. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
754 . . . And I’m surprised the airline allowed it as a carry-on! 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
755 You know backpacking doesn't include taking all the comforts of home with you, it's kind of like roughing it. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
756 Glamping is getting out of hand. 1.3140 0.05754 121 94 16 11
757 Don't worry, we're on the home stretch. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
758 at least we know our home network really is wireless 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
759 Why couldn't it just go on a tiny hill? 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
760 Never leave home without it! 1.3137 0.06532 102 81 10 11
761 I know we can move our tiny house almost anywhere, but I'm thinking it's just not tiny emough. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
762 I still think an RV would have been easier. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
763 It feels like our home away from home. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
764 Well, I don't think we'll get our security deposit back. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
765 Good thing we were outbid for the duplex. 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
766 I told you I am not living in a yurt 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
767 Compared with carrying the mortgage, this is nothing. 1.3131 0.06524 99 78 11 10
768 Wait, I thought you were going to call the Guinness people. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
769 Well it was advertised as a mobile home. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
770 It's your turn to get the car. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
771 I still don’t understand the appeal of avocado toast, but those millennials are onto something with their vans. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
772 I don't think we've got that glamping concept quite right. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
773 We should have just taken the outhouse. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
774 Maybe we should've hired a professiona 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
775 It would have been easier to stay in a motel. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
776 Next time, I get to pack. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
777 I’m pretty sure they do have wifi at the camping site 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
778 Location location location, blah blah blah. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
779 Tiny house,” you said. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
780 No, I thought you turned off the fireplace. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
781 Tiny House Movers, my ass. 1.3120 0.05613 125 97 17 11
782 I didn't fully understand how burdensome home ownership would be. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
783 I had no idea you could go backpacking without leaving home .” 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
784 This is your worst idea yet. We can’t even fit through the door. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
785 I thought working from home meant we no longer had to commute. 1.3116 0.05520 138 109 15 14
786 In the current real estate market, you take what you can get. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
787 When you said you wouldn't leave the house, I thought you meant you weren't coming along. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
788 I told you we could carry our mortgage. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
789 I still feel we forgot something. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
790 Doesn’t seem so tiny now, does it? 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
791 Next place we move to can't be a walkup. 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
792 I misunderstood you when you said you wanted to relocate. 1.3111 0.06823 90 71 10 9
793 I thought this would be a lot easier than setting up a tent. Sometimes I am wrong. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
794 This better be the last rent hike. 1.3107 0.06327 103 81 12 10
795 What do you mean you forgot the piano? 1.3106 0.05805 132 106 11 15
796 Next year let's not do a staycation again. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
797 Look, once we stop you'll see it was a good idea.... 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
798 When you said our mortgage was going to be a massive burden, I should have believed you. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
799 What's not to like, the wonders of the outdoors with the comfort of home. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
800 Are you sure this is how glamping works? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
801 The portaging is tough;but we’ll be the envy of everyone at the campsite. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
802 Surely, we won't have to pay property taxes up there" 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
803 Good idea to leave the garage behind. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
804 Are you sure you packed everything you needed? 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
805 Next time we get a baby sitter. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
806 And we still have to carry the Senate...hang in there!!! 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
807 Do you know what it costs to fill an RV these days? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
808 Ugh, these days everyone chooses home delivery 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
809 The airbnb listing said, "Just steps from the summit...". 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
810 Is it just me or is this starting to feel a lot more like house than home. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
811 There goes the neighborhood - LITERALLY. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
812 I still think we shoulda got a Sherpa. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
813 Next time we're moving to the valley. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
814 At least we don't have to hurry to get home. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
815 In hindsight, the tent was a better idea. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
816 I know home prices are out of sight, but this is still a crazy way to get one with a view. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
817 I'm kind of a homebody, I guess. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
818 Still, I feel like we forgot something 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
819 Hmm… well at least we know we have the kitchen sink with us 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
820 At least we can still see our house from here 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
821 Let's see your mother try to visit us now! 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
822 No wonder turtles move so slowly. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
823 The house prices up in the hills are ridiculous, so we just brought our own. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
824 Remember at the top, a three-minute egg takes ten. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
825 So happy we opted for the 2 bedroom instead of the 3 bedroom. 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
826 This is your idea of flipping a house? 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
827 No, we are NOT going back for the kitchen sink. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
828 This is why I don't gamble with snails. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
829 And when we get there we’ll have to carry a mortgage. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
830 I hate moving house. 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
831 House arrest isn’t a light sentence. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
832 It was getting too expensive to live in the city, so I moved. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
833 I used to wake up with such a backache from sleeping on the ground 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
834 Can we stop for a minute? I can’t remember if I unplugged the iron. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
835 I just really prefer sleeping in my own bed. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
836 Well, Sisyphus didn’t have to carry a mortgage 1.3051 0.05959 118 94 12 12
837 Honey, I think I forgot to empty the fridge. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
838 Okay, it’s simpler than deciding what to bring, but it’s definitely more work. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
839 At least we’re not underwater. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
840 It'll be worth it when we get to California 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
841 They can’t foreclose on our house if they don’t know where it is! 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
842 What I can't understand is why is the door only half my height... 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
843 But why did we have to light the fireplace? 1.3047 0.05497 128 100 17 11
844 You did remember to take out the garbage,right? 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
845 I just wasn’t ready to leave home 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
846 Tent!? Tent!?…,” you said…, “I have a much better idea…!,” you said 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
847 When you just can't leave home without it. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
848 Wait 'til they get there and find that there's no place to stay. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
849 Next time we're getting an Airbnb. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
850 I don’t think this is what they meant by roughing it. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
851 Our campsite is near the summit. I've already parked the car there to save our spot. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
852 I thought carrying the mortgage would be easier. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
853 No buyer's remorse here! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
854 I think I need to Google “Outhouse” again. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
855 We're not 'house-poor', but perhaps 'house-tired'...... 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
856 but if it rolls back down again, we’re leaving it there 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
857 She either said, "You need to get out of the house more" or "You need to get the house out more" and given that it's Elaine, I just do everything. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
858 Just think of what we're saving on a home security system. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
859 Are you sure you want to live "off the grid"? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
860 All the discomforts of home! 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
861 Well, you won’t be able to say I forgot something! 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
862 And they said you can't take it with you. 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
863 The campground is a schlepper colony. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
864 The real trick will be the airplane home. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
865 Stunning views but the mortgage is backbreaking 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
866 We call it a trek house. 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
867 When the realtor said it came with a view, we should have asked where the view was located. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
868 This is not quite what I meant when I suggested a mobile lifestyle. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
869 You realize I was being sarcastic right? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
870 I just feel like we never get away from the house anymore. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
871 Why didn’t we just leave it the last time we were up here? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
872 You’ll thank me when you have to poop. 1.3019 0.06168 106 84 12 10
873 Wonderful trip but can’t say I’ve escaped the burdens of home. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
874 I still think I left the garage door open. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
875 You see? We don't need a caravan 1.3014 0.05268 146 116 16 14
876 "I told you I would rather climb Mt Everest with a house on my back than live with your mother!" 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
877 Keep thinking about what we saved on Airbnb. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
878 I told you, it's like Airbnb, but the opposite. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
879 You always pack way too much. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
880 At least we're done with paying rent every month. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
881 Look at it this way, we’re actually the lucky ones that have a house! 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
882 Next year, let’s go somewhere closer to home. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
883 REI's new tent collection is everything but compact. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
884 You were right, the Winnebago was a better buy. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
885 Adjusting for inflation, we should get there in $67,000. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
886 I told you not to advertise home delivery 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
887 But we’ll be super comfortable when we get there. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
888 I thought a tiny house would be tinier than this 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
889 What happened to our plan to take one small carry--on bag apiece when we travel? 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
890 You were right, we ought to have picked the Airstream 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
891 Did you take the keys? 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
892 The realtor said it's a great little house ... only thing missing is a view. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
893 ....and the bathroom sink? 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
894 Let's pitch camp at the next suburb. 1.2990 0.06742 97 79 7 11
895 The school called, they think our kids are growing up in an unstable home 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
896 I'm glad that we didn't bring the kitchen sink. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
897 Believe me, moving upstate will be great for us. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
898 Are you sure we shouldn't have arranged for a housesitter? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
899 Don’t you just love glamping? All the comforts of home. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
900 But the schools are good. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
901 Did you remember to give the mail carrier our forwarding address? 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
902 How DO snails do it?? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
903 I'm starting to think the whole 'Home is wherever I'm with you' thing may have been a metaphor. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
904 Not at all what I envisioned when you mentioned a hike in interest rates. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
905 Did we remember to turn off the fireplace? 1.2975 0.05943 121 98 10 13
906 And somehow you still forgot the toothpaste. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
907 Ha! If we don't win the top prize in the "Most Advanced Glamping" competition, I don't know who will! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
908 No, really, the view will be totally worth it. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
909 I’m glad we downsized this year. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
910 Were you on mushrooms when you put this on your bucket list? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
911 Why can’t we just bring a tent like everyone else? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
912 It was cheaper than hiring a housesitter for a week 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
913 Why couldn't we just have put it on Park Place? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
914 You remembered to turn off the oven, right? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
915 Irma, I will never again complain about your overpacking. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
916 I now understand why a tortoise is so slow. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
917 Working remotely is starting to be an uphill battle 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
918 We're almost off the grid. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
919 Not to worry my love, the Canadian border is just over this hill. 1.2966 0.05685 118 93 15 10
920 Are you sure that the guru knows how to appraise houses? 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
921 You forgot what? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
922 I still say we should have hired an interior designer that comes to the house. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
923 I can’t believe they made us check it on the plane. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
924 This glamping thing isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
925 Stop complaining. I clearly said that I'd only go if I could have all of the amenities of home. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
926 What will IKEA think of next? 1.2959 0.06357 98 78 11 9
927 I think we need to leave the house more often. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
928 Yes, it's hard. But we always wanted a view. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
929 Well you did say, we can travel anywhere with a tiny house! 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
930 I keep trying to move up, but it's like my back is against a wall. 1.2957 0.05790 115 91 14 10
931 I told you we should have bought a tiny house. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
932 Now I'm glad we didn't put in a basement. 1.2952 0.06190 105 84 11 10
933 Don’t worry- I was there on January 6th! The cops never stop white people from looting! 1.2952 0.06190 105 84 11 10
934 Trust me, it will be like we never left the house." 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
935 It's hard to get away anymore. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
936 Carrying this 30 year mortgage really has us strapped. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
937 Didn't that guy carrying his coffin look really silly? My goodness. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
938 HGTV's gotta give us a show after this. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
939 The pebble in my shoe is really killing me. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
940 Did you leave the fire going? 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
941 This was cheaper than gassing up the RV 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
942 Are you sure we packed everything? 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
943 I always wanted a house on a hill. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
944 A tent?" you said, "Who needs to spend that kind of money? 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
945 I meant something else when I said "mobile home." 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
946 I can't wait to sleep in our own bed tonight. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
947 When you asked if I would help you move, well I really had no idea. 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
948 You can't take the suburbs out of the suburbanites. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
949 It's still better than trying to stuff it all in the backpacks. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
950 And I will say it again, it would have been easier with a sleeping bag 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
951 Yes Gary, we are slower, but think of all the time we saved by not having to pack. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
952 If this was our house, we’d be home by now. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
953 Trust me, it’s going to be a great place for an Air BnB. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
954 We’ll stop when we hit a blue state 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
955 Tiny is a relative term. 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
956 I think I forgot to pack the kitchen sink. 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
957 I think I left something in the car. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
958 I am sure there are easier ways to go glamping 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
959 I should have been suspicious when he called it a "Winn-e-Lumbago." 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
960 Well, we bought low. Now we just have to sell high. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
961 Aw man. I forgot my house key. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
962 I’m sorry, but the fact that turtles do it just isn’t relevant. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
963 Next vacation time, try harder to find someone to house-sit. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
964 I didn’t know what to pack! 1.2925 0.05990 106 84 13 9
965 The homestretch is always difficult. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
966 We’re the American Express team; we don’t leave home without it. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
967 With the rising cost of gas, RVs just aren't practical anymore. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
968 Mary, this is worth it right? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
969 Just as I thought. You can take it with you. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
970 I thought you bought the land. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
971 Please don't invite them in for tea this time. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
972 I sure hope the view is worth it. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
973 The bank said we had to prove we could carry the mortgage 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
974 You Know...I'm starting to understand snails 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
975 So glad we can work anywhere from home! 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
976 This should keep us out of the increasing flood plains for at least a couple of years. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
977 You’re sure it was BYOH? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
978 Sure, the property taxes are low up here, but the garbage pick-up fees will kill you. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
979 I don’t think this is what they meant by glamping 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
980 When I offered to help you move house this wasn’t what I meant. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
981 Maybe we should reconsider an RV. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
982 Tell me you didn't leave the keys in the car. 1.2909 0.06373 110 91 6 13
983 Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom again. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
984 I always hated the hassle of putting up a tent. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
985 Ouch! Maybe leaving the fire in the fireplace wasn't such a good idea. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
986 Did you remember to put out the fire? 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
987 You’re the one who wanted to be upwardly mobile. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
988 Yeah, we could have quite the view, but where do we park it? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
989 Feels like home 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
990 Next time you do the packing. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
991 I smell smoke, are you sure you doused the fire? 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
992 We're finally moving up in the world! 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
993 I would like to see an RV do this. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
994 Honey, I think we forgot the garage. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
995 When you said we should get a mobile home, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
996 Maybe we should have paid the carrying costs. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
997 No, I don't have the keys. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
998 How could you forget the patio? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
999 I still think there would be a campsite on top. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1000 Get a tiny house you said! Get the mortgage off our back you said! 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1001 This turtle philosophy slows you down 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1002 How is it turtles make it look so easy? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1003 Yes, but think of how much time we’ll save not having to pitch a tent. 1.2889 0.04444 135 100 31 4
1004 Did you remember the key inside the fake stone? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1005 This is a lot easier since we sold the furniture. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1006 I hope we didn't forget to bring anything! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1007 Oh shoot, I forgot to bring the keys! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1008 I can’t carry a home at these steep rates. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1009 'Spouse!' They said you could bring your 'spouse'! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1010 You know, we're gonna have to go back for the detached garage. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1011 I told you we should have gone for the RV. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1012 Owning a house is an uphill battle. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1013 My realtor friend said that we’d be stupid to not sell at the peak 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1014 A down payment simply isn't enough to compete in this market anymore. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1015 Well, I still think it beats worrying about whether or not we left the bathtub running. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1016 The agent did say the view is to die for. 1.2885 0.06213 104 84 10 10
1017 Not tiny enough. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1018 We'll just have to agree to disagree on the definition of glamping. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1019 I know he was a good salesman but we still should have just bought the tent instead. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1020 They won't be laughing at us when we're at the summit watching Star Wars in our jammies. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1021 I always thought the term ‘social climbing’ was rhetorical! 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1022 Did you remember to turn of the oven? 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1023 This isn't what I meant when I suggested we get a house trailer. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1024 See? Whoever said you can't take it with you was wrong. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1025 It ain’t heavy. It’s my house. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1026 You would never guess what the movers quoted 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1027 Next time you book BYOBnB, count me out. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1028 Oh crap! My keys are in the car. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1029 I never understood the tiny house movement until now. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1030 This new piggy-back mortgage is brutal. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1031 Is it an adventure if you never leave home? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1032 Yeah, but tonight we can sleep in our own bed. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1033 I think we may have overpacked. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1034 You'll thank me once we've set up camp. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1035 You should have consulted Sir Edmund Hillary instead of Albert Camus. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1036 I don’t think this is what “homebody” means. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1037 I have a new respect for turtles. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1038 So she says 'Let's try the BYOAirbnb and save some money'..... 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1039 Now I know why turtles are so slow 1.2870 0.05762 115 92 13 10
1040 It’s where the heart is, Cheryl 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1041 When we talked about buying a mobile home, this wasn’t what I had in mind 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
1042 If I hear "House's it going?" one more time I'll puke. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1043 I told you that we should have got a mobile home. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1044 My Realtor said that I could hike up the price. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1045 Are we going for Snails or Sisyphus? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1046 I'm just glad we got it all in one trip. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1047 Please, they don't notice a thing when they're playing video games in there. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1048 Well, the realtor advised 'buy low, sell high' and 'location, location, location!' 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1049 I can’t shake the feeling that we forgot something important. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1050 I love the freedom of working from home. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1051 I feel like we forgot something...did we lock the garage? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1052 Did you bring your key? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1053 The Joneses have one that you can drive. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1054 Don't complain to me, you're the one who always wanted a home away from home. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1055 Is it up hill or down hill from here? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1056 This isn't what I was expecting when you mentioned glamping. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1057 I don’t think this is Prospect Park 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1058 Can we please stop this Nomad Life? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1059 Let's see them steal packages from our doorstep now! 1.2847 0.05276 144 117 13 14
1060 You're POSITIVE you read that "Guide to the ultimate staycation" correctly? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1061 I liked it better when people came to us for the open house showing. 1.2844 0.05986 109 88 11 10
1062 With these tiny houses, it's all about location. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1063 Did you bring the marshmallows? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1064 They’ll be sorry when it rains. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1065 I knew this mortgage would break our backs 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1066 Thank god it’s tiny. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1067 This sure beats roughing it. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1068 Who’s going to go get the garage? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1069 Becoming a homeowner feels like an uphill climb these days. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
1070 I sure hope the WiFi works. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1071 I keep telling you - location, location, location! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1072 I feel a little homesick. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1073 Marvin, I believe we've found a carbon neutral replacement for the Winnebago. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1074 I said call u-haul....with a U 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1075 Hmmm. A union..for cartoon characters, I like it. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1076 Wow, the mountains you gotta climb to buy a house these days! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1077 I'm beginning to feel camping is overrated. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1078 ....not for earthquakes, but if it falls off a cliff I think we have a claim! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1079 We're bound to find a suitable basement sooner or later. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1080 And then I thought, “Why stop at the kitchen sink?” 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1081 These carrying costs are killing me. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1082 Hiking with all the comforts of home" isn't all it's cracked up to be.. 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
1083 I’ve got a bad feeling I left the stove on. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1084 I know you like to sleep in your own bed.... 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1085 I can't help thinking I forgot to pack something. 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1086 My lovey turtle dove, THIS IS CRAZY. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1087 We have to go back, we forgot the pool 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1088 This one’s gonna be easier to flip. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1089 Those snarky 'snail's pace' remarks are getting old , Harold. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1090 We'll need to go back, I forgot the kitchen sink 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1091 There they are, the ones who requested "Home Delivery!" 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1092 This way we don’t have to worry if we closed the garage. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1093 Your idea of backpacking sucks! 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1094 I honestly didn’t think the cat would want to come 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1095 I knew this felt light,we forgot the basement. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1096 You didn't believe me when I said I wanted a house high on a hill. 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1097 Homebodies can enjoy the great outdoors, too. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1098 Wouldn't sleeping in a tent make more sense? 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1099 It expands when you add water. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1100 I think we forgot the basement. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1101 I love our tiny house!!! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1102 I told you not to take the Sisyphus loan package. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1103 Can we go back to using the thighmaster? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1104 Calling it a hunch, but owning a home may be slowing us down. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1105 So much for your 'Location, location, location.' 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1106 Crap, I forgot to buy marshmallows. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1107 Believe me, once we get there, you'll feel right at home 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1108 Our house--is a very, very, very fine house-- with two cats in the yard--" "Shut up!" 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1109 Location...location...location! 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
1110 Do you think we’re spoiling the dog too much? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1111 Now aren’t you glad we came prepared instead of trying out that new fangled Air B ‘n’ B? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1112 I'm just saying that I think you have a very different take on 'home away from home.' 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1113 It's a belayer's market. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1114 What do you mean we could have used a bunch of balloons instead? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1115 I still think hiring a house sitter would have been better. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1116 I’ve developed a newfound regard for turtles. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1117 It's still easier than finding a new house in our price range. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1118 And he expected me to carry the loan too! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1119 I like sleeping in my own bedroom, when I go camping." 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1120 Did you remember to pack the porch?" 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
1121 What do you mean you're homesick? 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1122 But the real fun will be bringing down the house. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1123 I told you,this house was perfect if we could only pick it up and move it. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1124 Well, at least we managed to leave work behind. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1125 Dude, I say refinancing is a better option. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1126 You're the one who insisted on all the comforts of home. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1127 Want anything from the kitchen 1.2800 0.06208 100 81 10 9
1128 I’m glad we bought these hiking poles. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1129 They’ll work from home 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1130 I've heard that 'home is where the heart is.' But, I never thought it might also be in a ruptured groin. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1131 Please learn to pee outdoors. 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
1132 It’s still easier than packing. 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
1133 Is it me, or are things a bit different ever since we bought the house? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1134 Next time let’s ask your sister water the plants while we’re away. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1135 This AirBnB is way different from the ad. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1136 Who ever said, 'Getting there is half the fun!'? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1137 Don’t you think you’re taking snail’s pace too literally? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1138 I thought you said you wanted a house with a view? 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1139 Wait ‘til you see the view from from the bedroom. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1140 We could have just brought the bathroom, you know. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1141 Can you see why I wanted to downsize? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1142 Well, you said you didn't want to leave the house today. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1143 You think it would feel lighter if it wasn’t a rental? 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1144 You were right about the carport; I see that now. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1145 This is the strangest ruling of the supreme court up to now. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1146 I told you we bought in an up and coming neighborhood. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1147 I always feel at home here. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1148 But no, you just can't give up your 'comforts of home.' 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1149 Let's stop and check on the goldfish. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1150 I try to travel with just a carry-on 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1151 I sure felt this interest hike! 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1152 ? “… 13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer …” ? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1153 We've got about an hour before my parents wake up. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1154 This home delivery thing has gotten out of hand. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1155 Are you hot? I think I left the oven on. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1156 Brokeback Mountain 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1157 This rate hike feels harder than the last time.... 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1158 Yeah sure Pottery Barn is great but this is the last I'm buying a backpack there. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1159 It's been too long since we've left the house. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1160 For the last time, because location is everything. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1161 "What can we bring, what can we bring?" You had to say it. 1.2772 0.06153 101 82 10 9
1162 I’m afraid I misunderstood your interest in a mobile home. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1163 Don’t complain, life is an uphill battle. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1164 "Look, when your friends arrive in their big RVs, they'll be so bummed seeing how they've been upstaged. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1165 Are you certain this is what Sisyphus had to do?" 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1166 Being a nomad with all the comforts of home just never grows old. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1167 The instructions reminded us to bring along something to sleep in. 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
1168 Once we reach the top, I’ll go back and get the garage. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1169 This gives a new meaning to a mobile home. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1170 A man's home is his hassle 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1171 Still better than flying. 1.2759 0.04820 87 63 24 0
1172 I love camping with all the comforts of home. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
1173 Telling your mother we were staying home for the holidays was such a good idea. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1174 I just got tired of saying “there’s no place like home”. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1175 I still think it would have been easier to just hire a babysitter. 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
1176 I told you one day we would be able to afford a vacation home 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1177 Next time, let's just pay for a cell phone company that has a better signal. 1.2755 0.06116 98 79 11 8
1178 I’m beginning to resent your idea that we relocate 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1179 This is totally the result of your indecision,again,of what to pack for trips. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1180 It's a small lot, but the view is spectacular! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1181 I just like that feeling of getting away from it all and being home every night 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1182 I simply must sleep in my own bed every night. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1183 Well, you were the one who said you want to feel at home in the wilderness. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1184 At least we didn't opt for the attached garage. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1185 You did put out the fire before we left, right? 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1186 Just don't make eye contact with other climbers; we don't want to draw attention to ourselves 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1187 I’d say this is our most challenging hike so far. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1188 The Sprinter’s in the shop. 1.2747 0.06456 91 74 9 8
1189 This idea - don’t leave home without it - has gone too far. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1190 Thank goodness they didn't draw this house to scale. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1191 You told me the view came with the house. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1192 Once again, we've overpacked for a trip. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1193 If we lived here, we’d be home. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1194 And you’re sure this is what a mortgage rate hike means? 1.2746 0.05207 142 116 13 13
1195 Only 24 years, 3 months to go ... 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1196 You were right about leaving the furniture behind. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1197 Yeah but, why did you light the fireplace? 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1198 Complain all you want, but I can assure you we didn't forget anything 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1199 Did you read the section where 'adjustable mortgage' referred to straps 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1200 This way we never have to come back down. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1201 I knew that increased mortgage rates would be a burden, but this is ridiculous. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1202 My probation officer saw that there no precedent against so he allowed it as long as I'm within range. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1203 On the plus side, our property taxes are zero and we couldn't be any healthier. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1204 You know I was only kidding when I said, "Why don't we just take the whole house with us." 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1205 Let's see the flooding reach us here. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1206 Think we should check on the kids? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1207 I keep thinking we left something at home. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1208 Did you remember to bring a flashlight? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1209 You think this is hard? Try carrying the 30-year mortgage. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1210 Because I can't sleep in a tent 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1211 Beats carrying that globe. 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1212 Oh, come on, stop kvetching. Just remember how you complained about the leaky tent when we went camping! 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1213 You're the one who wanted a place with a view. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1214 Lighter still if we’d left our toothbrushes and the kids behind. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1215 Fred and Ollie take the advice: “don’t wake the baby,” to new heights. 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1216 Are you sure this is what they mean by a "housing hike"? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1217 HEAVILY OVERVALUED 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1218 I don't bust my butt 11 months a year to sleep on the ground 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1219 I know it's heavy and its a long way to California, but this is still a lot easier than buying one when we get there. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1220 I didn’t realize paying this mortgage would be such an uphill battle 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1221 Canada seemed a lot closer on the map. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1222 mi casa su casa 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1223 But we'll make a fortune when people want a nap and shower at the top. 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1224 Yeah, but the carrying costs of a vacation home outweigh the convenience of renting. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1225 When you said that you wanted to go backpacking with only 'the bare necessities,' this is not what I thought you meant! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1226 Couldn't you just get an emotional support dog? 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1227 Did you bring the water? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1228 So if housing keeps goin' up, ya know... we're set! 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
1229 Well, the ad said it was a mobile home… 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1230 How high did you say sea level will rise? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1231 Is a view really this important? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1232 With prices skyrocketing, I think we made the right decision 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1233 This is why I told you to pack light. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1234 Isn’t it great to finally have the kids out of the house? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1235 Honey, next time we spring for the sherpa with the "Wide Load" sign, okay? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1236 Whatever happened to little house on the prairie? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1237 We even have the kitchen sink. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1238 I told you I'd pack everything but the kitchen sink. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1239 Working from home 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1240 I know it seems inconvenient, but I got a great deal on the mortgage 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1241 They said “you’ll always have a wet basement.” Well not this time! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1242 Well, technically it will eventually come with a view. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
1243 Can we stop for minute? I think I left the coffee pot on. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1244 I hope the kids appreciate this wedding gift. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1245 It's easy for the cartoonist to draw a house but then someone has to carry it." 1.2718 0.05885 103 83 12 8
1246 Good thing we brought it along, 'cause I think I left the stove on. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1247 Can you imagine how uncomfortable those guys are going to be sleeping on the ground? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1248 I told you we should have gone with the balloon mortgage. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1249 The mortgage payment isn't so bad, but no one told us about carrying costs. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1250 Honey, I forgot my keys 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1251 The higher we go, the lower the taxes. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1252 My thighs are burning but that doesn’t explain the smoke. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1253 Still cheaper than buying new, honey. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1254 WE COULD HAVE JUST INSTALLED A RING CAMERA 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1255 Why didn’t we just renovate an old school bus like the Wilson’s did? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1256 This is why you should never help your friends move. 1.2715 0.03979 151 113 35 3
1257 I told you we should have gone with the one bedroom. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1258 Oh shoot,I think I forgot something. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1259 You know I can only sleep in my own bed on these trips. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1260 Location, location, location - there better be a great view. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1261 It's better to have it and not need it... 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1262 I hope they don't want to come in. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1263 No more sleeping on the ground 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1264 They do say don’t leave home without it 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1265 We're doing all that we can to prevent habitat loss. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1266 Did you remember to grab the keys? 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1267 I couldn't decide what to pack. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1268 Ya know, I'm starting' to think the view we had from down there wasn't so bad. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1269 But tiny houses are the newest thing," I said. "Take it back," she said 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1270 But look at all the freedom we have to spend our money on experiences now 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1271 Once we make camp I'll Vacuum" 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1272 Hey man, this is the LAST time I help you move!! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1273 Our business card DOES say 'house movers' 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1274 I never thought "moving house" meant this. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1275 If the contestants were actually funny, they wouldn’t be submitting captions to the New Yorker’s Cartoon Caption Contest. 1.2697 0.06735 89 74 6 9
1276 Wait til the kids see what we found house hunting today! 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1277 Climate change? No problem,we are Norwegians. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1278 From this perspective, it doesn’t seem like such a tiny house. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1279 I told you having a tiny home would come in handy. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1280 This is certainly more rewarding than pushing a boulder up here. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1281 When we get to the top I’ll ask if they have any tiny driveways we can use. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1282 Grandpa said this is how he and grandma got their cabin up there. 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1283 I’m just not getting this staycation thing. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1284 Lots of homeless people up here ! 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1285 Really, being homeless is your biggest fear? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1286 I thought it was a euphemism when you said "Whenever I travel I always end up packing everything I own" 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1287 This is what we get for making that bet with that turtle. 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1288 When you said you wanted to move up in the world, I thought you were kidding. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1289 Let’s house here for the night. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1290 Don't get mad, but I think I lost the key. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1291 Leaving the kitchen sink behind was a brilliant suggestion. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1292 Tiny? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1293 But it is so convenient. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1294 Oh no, we forgot the key to the door. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1295 I think I finally "get" the tiny-house movement. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1296 You're so paranoid - no one would have broken in. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1297 OOPPPS! Here comes the homeowners. Do you think they'll notice? 1.2683 0.06952 82 68 6 8
1298 I gotta give snails a lot of credit. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1299 We forgot the basement. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1300 Did you put out the fire? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1301 Honestly, next year we are buying a tent. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1302 Don't complain, I told you to pack lighter! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1303 Is it too late to downsize? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1304 I didn't think a take-back mortgage would be quite so literal. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1305 Dammit, here come the Andersons. If they ask about the nearest bathroom, just say you don't know. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1306 Honey, I think we forgot the kitchen sink… 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1307 Bob, if you want to live in a Blue Zone, this is how we can afford it. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1308 It's about the view," we said. We also said "Worth the effort." Do you remember that part at least 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1309 I didn't expect home office to be such a hard job. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1310 You’re right, this is better than an alarm system. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1311 Are you sure we'll still get Amazon overnight up there? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1312 I said "hermit" not "hermit crab." 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1313 They appreciate faster at altitude 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1314 With the sea level rising we should be ok for the next 2 years 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1315 I thought you meant metaphorically. 1.2667 0.04792 150 121 18 11
1316 I know your mom likes this so much better than a nursing home 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1317 Housing keeps going up! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1318 Only You! could pick a guru who won't come down off the mountain to bless our little house! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1319 500 more feet and we'll match our interest rate. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1320 Sure, but does your tent have a dishwasher? 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1321 I think I left my phone in the car. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1322 Next vacation, we pack light. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1323 Relocating with a better view was John and Donna's retirement dream. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1324 These mortgage rate hikes are getting steeper every year. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1325 I hope the new school district is worth this 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1326 I told you buying a home in this market would be a terrible burden. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1327 A tiny house is sounding better and better. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1328 Jim said he was able to retire early after a real estate hike. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1329 This isn't exactly what I meant by "mobile home." 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1330 It’s time to consider downsizing. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1331 On the plus side, we can now sleep on our very own bed. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1332 Millennials getting back to nature. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1333 So this is what a hike in interest rates means? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1334 I don’t know why you’re worried, we’ve got everything we need. I’m sure of it. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1335 Why couldn't we have a little house on the prairie? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1336 Everybody's wondering why they never thought of this. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1337 I call this the tiny house from hell. 1.2651 0.06875 83 69 6 8
1338 Just a few more vertical miles til we outclimb the city mortgage rates ! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1339 Or, we could have flown Mom there. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1340 For the last time, relax! I turned the oven off. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1341 Are you sure that the yogi wanted this type of home delivery? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1342 Luckily, the county game warden has a one house limit” 1.2647 0.06062 102 84 9 9
1343 I can never decide what not to bring with me. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1344 Darn it, I think I have a pebble in my shoe. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1345 I can see they are elevating you but why not cover moving expenses ? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1346 Remember when we only had a mortgage on our backs? 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1347 Did you remember to turn off the coffee maker? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1348 Plus we'll have all the comforts of home. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1349 I thought tiny houses were supposed to have wheels. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1350 Did you pack extra batteries for the remote? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1351 The compromise of carrying only one bag is a very important milestone in our relationship 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1352 Wait until you see the view from the second floor! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1353 This is not what I had in mind when I suggested we buy a mobile home 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1354 Did you unplug the fridge? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1355 We won’t let our agoraphobia stop us 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1356 This isn’t what I meant when I said let’s downsize to a mobile home. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1357 When I said we should downsize, join the tiny house movement, and see the world, this really wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1358 Really glad we went with aluminum siding. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1359 Tell me more about our new neighbors." 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1360 Do you think we've taken this Glamping thing too far? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1361 I didn't realize your fear of leaving home was this advanced. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1362 It's heavy, but I'm glad we decided to pick up and move to Canada. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1363 We'll see who's laughing when we're making risotto. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1364 It’ll be nice to sleep in my own bed tonight. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1365 We could have just left the lights on. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1366 Why do you always have to over-pack!? 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1367 OK, we probably don't need it. But if we didn't bring it with us, I would just worry. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1368 In search of the last great school district. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1369 Look at those minimalists coming....we tiny house people are the future.. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1370 I can’t wait until the kids leave the house. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1371 I can't remember, did we pack the kitchen sink? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1372 Okay, so the home on the range didn’t work out. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1373 I wish our sherpa wouldn't take such long showers. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1374 Somehow this doesn't strike me as glamping. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1375 It’s not worth the money we’re saving by handling the move ourselves. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1376 Hiking was a good idea. I've been feeling housebound. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1377 Let’s agree to pack lighter next time. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1378 We misunderstood the assignment when we were told to pick up the house. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1379 When they said home prices were climbing, I don’t think this is what they meant. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1380 Got any trail mix in there? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1381 I still think it would have been easier to get a dog sitter. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1382 I’m not sure this is what they meant by ‘you can’t leave home without it’. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1383 With the run on RVs due to the pandemic, this was plan B. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1384 Next time maybe just a sleeping bag. 1.2621 0.06008 103 85 9 9
1385 I didn’t expect the interest rate hike to be so steep. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
1386 Yeah, it's a pain in the back, but so was the HOA. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1387 I sure hope the next campsite has cable. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1388 Stop your complaining! Once we get there, we'll have all the comforts of home. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1389 I didn’t know this is what they meant by carrying the loan 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1390 I was never into tiny houses! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1391 Much easier than packing a bag. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1392 It's nice to know we didn't leave anything at home. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1393 Camping with you is different. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1394 The tortoise makes it appear so effortless. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1395 I don't remember the ad saying "don't leave without your home" ... 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1396 Wait… did we pack the kitchen sink? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1397 We should have bought one of those tiny houses 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1398 Tortoises do this work all on their own. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1399 I have an overwhelming urge to sing "Our House." 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1400 Feels heavier since the Feds raised interest rates 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1401 Maybe I should have spoken earlier,but I think this whole " let's make camping more like home" concept has gotten out of hand. 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
1402 You were right, this is way easier than checking if the stove is turned off. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1403 When you said you never left the house any more, I was worried you wouldn't want to go hiking. 1.2612 0.05073 134 109 15 10
1404 I think I forgot the cat 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1405 Remember: Atlas said "Don't shrug." 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1406 The good news is this kind of tent has an SPF of 900. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
1407 I'm not sure how much longer we can carry this mortgage. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1408 I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1409 Feels like it’s getting hotter, did you leave the stove on? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1410 Are the kids still asleep? 1.2609 0.04363 161 128 24 9
1411 We should check in on the kids. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1412 You're gonna thank me when you have to go to the bathroom. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1413 You know, this isn't what I meant when I said let's gets a mobile home. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1414 Could this help us avoid both sea level rise and high interest rates? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1415 You don't see any overweight Hermit Crabs, do you? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1416 I told you to ask the movers to pack up the house. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1417 This way,we can always say we’re working from home! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1418 You think this is bad? Next week we have a duplex. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1419 All I wanted was a room with a view. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
1420 did you know they used to build these on-location? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1421 Nine-hundred billion snails can't be wrong. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1422 We shouldn't have taken the escalators out of the contract. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1423 Once we cross into California, we sell and go grab another one. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1424 And they said housing couldn’t go any higher. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1425 Did you remember the wifi password and the immersion blender? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1426 Why did you offer to help Sisyphus move? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1427 Not what I understood when you said "home away from home." 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1428 If we are going to find Total Inner Consciousness, I want to do it while watching TV. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1429 Relocation, relocation, relocation... 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1430 Quit complaining. You’re going to love that we brought it along when you can have your own bedroom tonight. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1431 I sincerely hope Barbie appreciates this. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1432 At least there’s no HOA up there 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1433 All the comforts of home, they said... 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1434 This way, you’ll never have to worry about whether or not you left the iron on. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1435 The Little House on the Mountain Top is gonna be ten times bigger than that one on the prairie. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1436 You always over pack! 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1437 I have a whole new appreciation for snails and turtles. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1438 Always wanted a mobile home. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1439 Shoot, I forgot to stop the newspaper deliveries! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1440 Did you remember to turn off the furnace? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1441 I hope the moving company is there already. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1442 How much farther until Canada? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1443 Next time, let's rent. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1444 At least we’re not under water again. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1445 So, how long have YOU been lying about being the outdoor type? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1446 Ye tho I walk in the shadow of subprime, I shan’t feel no gentrification” - 1 Sisyphesians 64.5 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1447 It’s more like, ‘all the discomforts of home.’ 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1448 You're the one that wanted a house with a view 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1449 On the other hand, it simplified packing for the trip. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1450 Maybe we should have purchased the two man tent. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1451 I hope this doesn't end with a cliffhanger. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1452 He said "flipping." Didn't tell me about the hike. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1453 She said I didn't carry my weight. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1454 They told me the grass was greener on the other side. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1455 You brought the kitchen sink too, didn’t you? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1456 See, now we'll always know if we locked the front door." 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1457 Sleeping in a tent is terrible for my back. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1458 So, this is what they meant by Cash and Carry. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1459 Mark my words, we'll be able to unload this baby at the peak. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1460 What, your mother is coming for the weekend? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1461 Ugh, so hot! Did you leave the oven on? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1462 just think of it as a home away from home.... 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1463 It was your idea. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1464 No, I am not going back for the mother-in-law suite. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1465 My shrink said I have a lot of baggage. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1466 Tents…..pffffft 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1467 Did you pack the water? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1468 Left 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1469 You know we coulda just slept in a tent. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1470 I don't know about you, but I feel uncomfortable hiking by all these homeless people 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1471 I forgot are we suppose to drop this on Ventnor Ave or Park Place? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1472 Location, location location . . . 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1473 Maybe we should rethink the idea of ‘a house with a view.’ 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1474 Perhaps we should have asked our realtor what she meant by 'house hunting' 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1475 Capitalism isn't trying to punish us like Zeus did to Sisyphus, is it? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1476 Just keep focused on how many thousands we’re saving in camping gear. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1477 Trust me, the schools are tip-top. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1478 There must be a better way to protect our valuables when we go on vacation. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1479 What day is the cable guy coming? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1480 Next year, we rent the camper at Christmas... 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1481 I left the map on the kitchen table. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1482 I really think we should have considered a house sitter! 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
1483 See, honey, I told you we’d benefit from jumping on the 2.75% interest rates while we had the chance. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1484 Next time, we are renting an RV for our vacation. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1485 I'm beginning to think we're carrying this tiny house thing too far. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1486 All this because you can never remember if you turned the stove off. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1487 The Sisyphus Mortgage terms are a bummer! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
1488 I thought getting the mortgage off our backs would be enough! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1489 I hope the mortgage rate isn’t this steep. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1490 I always feel like this place is our home away from home. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1491 Remember when moving up meant renting a nicer apartment? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1492 I guess I'm just a homebody. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1493 I'm starting to regret our move out of the city. 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
1494 You weren’t kidding when you said you packed everything except the kitchen sink. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1495 This house is breathtaking. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1496 Did we turn the oven off? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1497 You said you wanted all the comforts of home. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1498 I'm rethinking about the meaning of the word "essential" . 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1499 The problem with house hunting 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1500 Let's don't tie ourselves down with a mortgage," you said. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1501 It's not so bad, last year it felt like I had the whole world on my back. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1502 Well, I've finally reached 50% of my goal of being a mover and a shaker. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1503 These home-away-from-home trips are getting to be a burden. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1504 ''Leave the kitchen sink you said", Why? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1505 if the house falls does it constitute as a housing market crash 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1506 The view is what sold me. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1507 I still feel like we forgot something. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1508 I don't know about class, but this is the only upper neighborhood we can afford. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1509 Van life just wasn't cutting it. 1.2558 0.06655 86 72 6 8
1510 I didn't know moving out of state would be so difficult. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1511 I had no idea home ownership would be so tough. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1512 I told you we should've bought a mobile home. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1513 When we meet the people up ahead please don't invite them in 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1514 No matter where we go, we'll be home in no time. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1515 We’re going where the interest rates will never find us 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1516 We just didn’t have time to pack. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1517 Pup tent… Schmup tent! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1518 There's nothing funny about this. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1519 I thought it was a metaphor when the bank told us it would be a heavy load to carry for thirty years! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1520 So as you can see, it's an up and coming neighborhood with breathtaking views... 1.2556 0.06430 90 75 7 8
1521 I know I said it last time, but this is the last time we ever move. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1522 it's alot of work just for a view. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1523 Yeah, I know… but at least it’s a dry heat, right? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1524 That's the last time I don't read the fine print on the Air BnB contract. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1525 The carrying charges are backbreaking! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1526 I was told to pack up the house before I left. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1527 How did the guru even find out about Tiny Houses? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1528 I told you it would have been easier to get a housesitter. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1529 I’m moving in with this guy I met on Craigslist. His name is Sisyphus. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1530 Beats getting homesick. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1531 People probably think we're wimps, but I'm glad we brought the walking sticks. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1532 you might as well have brought the kitchen sink 1.2545 0.05546 110 90 12 8
1533 Did you remember the keys to the front door? 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1534 I’m so glad we kept our promise to grab the house and move to Canada. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1535 I know we're a metaphor, but for what? The housing shortage? The burden of a mortgage? Property being most people's only investment? Or is it something more poetic, like "I can't pee in the woods without freaking out about bears and wolves." 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1536 You seriously forgot to pack an extra pair of socks? 1.2542 0.05540 118 98 10 10
1537 Now I'm thinking, did she mean it as a metaphor? 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
1538 Just act natural. No one will notice a thing. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1539 Is it just me or did that witch seem kind of upset? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1540 And then she tells me to move out. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1541 I’m telling you, this is way more reliable than Airbnb. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1542 When mom said don't leave the house I'm not sure this is what she meant. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1543 In retrospect, I'm not sure this complete cast-iron set was such a great purchase. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1544 Feels good to leave the office behind. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1545 Mortgage carrying charges have gotten out of hand. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1546 The things we do for our mountain goats! 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
1547 I just don’t know if this is the best way to preserve our equity. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1548 Yeah we're carrying a heavy mortgage, but the views will be worth it. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1549 I should never have listened to you when you said, "If turtles can do it, how hard can it be?" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1550 I thought you put out the fireplace. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1551 This 'tiny house' doesn't seem so 'tiny' right now. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1552 Do you really think the view will be worth it? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1553 Who said you couldn't take it all with you? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1554 I’m beginning to think our mutual indecisiveness might be weighing us down. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1555 I prefer using our own bathroom. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1556 Should've let me pack. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1557 Maybe we should have sprung for the RV. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1558 Being housebound is getting old 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1559 You said glamming was fun, but this feels like an uphill battle! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1560 Never leave home without home. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1561 Did we leave the coffee pot on? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1562 Did you remember to pack the kids? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1563 See, we can totally carry this mortgage. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1564 Did we buy toilet paper before we left? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1565 I prefer to sleep in my own bed after a long day’s hike.” 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1566 No, I don't think we forgot anything. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1567 I smell smoke. Do the kids have access to firewood and matches? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1568 Ain’t no runnin’ up that hill with this shit. 1.2526 0.06344 95 80 6 9
1569 See, this way we can work from home AND not pay property taxes. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1570 And I say we should have brought the kitchen sink! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1571 I told you not to buy a mobile home off the internet. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1572 This rent hike really hurts. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1573 You wait here...I'll go back and get the kitchen sink. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1574 Thinking about it, two sleeping bags probably would have been enough. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1575 It's not obsessive . . . I'm just saying you never know. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1576 Yes,I know snails do it,but must we? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1577 Wait! You said, “Horseback”? 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
1578 When you said glamping I had no idea 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1579 Are you sure a higher view will equate to a sale price that’s worth all this? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1580 You've certainly given 'house flipping' a new meaning. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1581 East or west, home sweet home is best 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1582 I don’t know…. I just thought that AirBNB would be, you know, more airy…. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1583 Oh Oh,I think I left the key at home. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1584 I still can't believe you forgot the kitchen sink. 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1585 I had no idea what you meant by "Let's go on a Victorian house tour." 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1586 They said not to leave the house during COVID. 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1587 Enough with the rate hikes! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1588 You said this way we couldn’t forget anything. Except that you forgot to bring the keys. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1589 “Sure, the tent is lighter but this comes with its own fire.” 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1590 You're sure this was the cheapest Airbnb? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1591 All this to avoid camping! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1592 Not quite what I had in mind when you said we were moving up in the world. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1593 Well, we'll have a great view when we get there! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1594 Location, location. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1595 Are you positive that this new city does not have rent control? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1596 Whose idea was this Tiny House thing anyway? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1597 I'm so glad we don't have to worry about whether we locked the front door. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1598 So I asked the mountain guru how much will be the advice; she said it will be "on the house." 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1599 There must be an easier way to have a home away from home! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1600 Anyone can work from home. It takes a special person to walk with home. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1601 And remember as soon as we settle down, it’s NIMBY all the way. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1602 Honey, when you mentioned we should consider upscaling the house this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1603 Oh honey, I think I left the stove on! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1604 Are you sure that this is what they mean when they talk about "glamping"? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1605 This sounded better in theory. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1606 I bet we'll win TikTok today. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1607 Keep walking. They'll probably ask to spend the weekend with us. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1608 You said you wanted a house on a hill. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1609 You're right. The garage would have been overkill. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1610 I don’t think that’s what they meant by never leaving home without it. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1611 Do you remember where we left the car? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1612 I still think a backpack would've sufficed. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1613 Maybe it's time to downsize. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1614 I like how you keep saying, 'Think like a turtle!' But that's you, Diane – always operating in mysterious dimensions. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1615 I thought you said, "Home portage." 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1616 Remember...location,location,location! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1617 We'll never be homeless! 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1618 This is our last staycation! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1619 But it's above predicted sea level rise and there's no satellite reception interference. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1620 The camping homesite brochure clearly said byo. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1621 Repossessing yachts was a lot more fun 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1622 You never know why someone is homeless. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1623 It's an uphill battle making house calls 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1624 Yodeling doesn't help! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1625 I just can’t sleep well in a tent. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1626 It all started reading snail stories to the kids. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
1627 Thank God this is just a drug induced hallucination! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1628 I liked gerrymandering better when it was just redrawing lines on a map. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
1629 We've have critical momentum, don't even think of yielding the right of way! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1630 Are you sure that the brochure said no camping. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1631 I can’t wait to live on the edge. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1632 ...and we thought we couldn't also carry a mortgage... 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1633 Obviously, Maya Angelou never went hiking. 1.2500 0.07040 76 64 5 7
1634 Homeward Bound 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1635 Well,you MIGHT have at least GOOGLED “Helium Supply”. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1636 Does this stuff still spark joy? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1637 While they're toasting marshmallows, we can look forward to real home cooking. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1638 I gotta be honest. It’s been tough since we sold the motor home. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1639 Imagine if we would have included the kitchen sink 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1640 These new interest rates are steeper than I thought. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1641 Did you pack everything like I asked? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1642 Next day hike let’s only pack the cottage 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1643 We’ll feel more enlightened after a hot shower and a home-cooked meal. 1.2500 0.05925 100 83 9 8
1644 We should’ve bought the fixer downer 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1645 The tiny house movement is really taking off, eh? 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1646 And you thought we couldn’t House sit AND travel Europe 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1647 Just the essentials 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1648 Looks like this "mobile home" was a sham huh 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1649 I told you we should have gone with the balloon idea from that movie. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1650 Glamping seemed more fun in our friends’ Instagram posts. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1651 When I added up the cat sitter, house sitter, and a/c repairs it was just easier to bring my own Airbnb. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1652 This mobile home isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1653 Hate these mortgage rate hikes. 1.2483 0.04847 145 120 14 11
1654 The higher we go, the lower the interest rate. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1655 Man-hours aside, we really did save a fortune on our Colorado home by importing it from Texas. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1656 Burdened by the inessentials 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1657 How good can the view be? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1658 It was much easier when a twister moved it 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1659 Only a few more payments left... 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
1660 I just can’t shake the feeling we left something behind. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1661 Oh no, I can't remember if I locked the front door? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1662 I hope we didn't forget anything. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1663 Don’t be mad. I left the keys in the car. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1664 See? We can still have a nice vacation with these gas prices. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1665 House bound during the pandemic 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1666 We've got it good--our parents had to do this in three feet of snow! 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1667 Imagine those poor souls getting altitude sickness and being home sick at the same time - unbearable 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1668 Next time, I'm gonna read the fine print in the Airbnb contract. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1669 'don't fret, your mother's gonna love the views. It's a win-win!' 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1670 This is not glamping, I'm sorry. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1671 This Glamping thing is getting out of hand. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1672 I gave you the side without any furniture. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1673 You got any chocolate? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1674 Where's the white picket fence? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1675 This is your idea of a home upgrade? 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
1676 Did we bring water? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1677 Wait 'til we reach the top. You'll thank me then! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1678 When I said we’d just hit the road and take our house with us, I was thinking more along the lines of an RV. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1679 Too bad we couldn't get a house-sitter. 1.2469 0.04295 162 131 22 9
1680 I told you: it was either this, or go underwater with the rest of Florida 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1681 But at least we'll have somewhere to stay when we get there! 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
1682 This gives the term "Mobile Home" a whole new meaning! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1683 You remembered to have the utilities shut off, right? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1684 Did you remember to tie down the plates? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1685 I’m still glad we’re not carrying our rent. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1686 Are you sure you put out the fireplace fire? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1687 I hope there’s room at the top. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1688 This is the last time I let your folks con me into helping them move house. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1689 I know since the pandemic started you haven't wanted to leave home, but this is a bit much. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1690 This is what you meant by working from home? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
1691 Ironic, I thought you wanted to get out of the house 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1692 How do turtles do this? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1693 I know the job listing said ‘home delivery,’ but I thought it would involve pizzas and bicycles or something. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
1694 And you definitely packed the keys, right 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1695 Gee but it’s great to be back home… 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1696 In hindsight, we should have left the grand piano at your mom's" 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1697 Wherever we wander, we're always close to home. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1698 The old spiritual, "Steal Away Home," keeps coming to mind. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1699 Joel, are you even helping? Your back isn't even touching the wall! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1700 I thought you were kidding when you said you needed a bathroom. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1701 Roughing it has never been my thing. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1702 I told you not to bring up our financial obligations while we are on vacation 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1703 Next time, let's bring a tent. 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
1704 Moving house is never easy. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1705 Yes I know where there is smoke there is fire 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1706 I'm still not convinced that mobile home dealer was legit. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1707 When did we think this was a good idea? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1708 In thirty years you'll have a different perspective. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1709 It's not what I expected when the realtor said that homes were climbing. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1710 Moving is such a hassle! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1711 It feels really good to be sharing the housework equally. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1712 Wasn’t inflatable the other option? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1713 I’m so glad we ditched the landline. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1714 They paid the rent today. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1715 The state of the housing market is crushing right now. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1716 those camping toilets never did it for me 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1717 HOUSING MARKET INTEREST RATE HIKE RENTALS 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1718 Stop calling me "Sisyphus"! 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
1719 I'm glad it's Styrofoam. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1720 We surely have a valid false advertising claim against our tiny house salesperson. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
1721 We should never have sold the camper 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1722 So this is what the real estate agent meant when she said 'Location, Location, Location'? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1723 You couldn't have just installed deadbolts, could you! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1724 Okay Sisyphus, next time I'LL make the moving arrangments. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1725 Get a tiny house they said. It’ll be FUN they said. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1726 We should really try to get away like this more often. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1727 Who says homebodies are unadventurous? 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
1728 Are you mad because I said that you always over-pack? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1729 I know, I know. Location, location, location… 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1730 But did we have to bring the piano too? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1731 I don't think that their motto, " Don't leave home without it " was meant to be taken literally. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1732 A little further and we'll be above the flood line. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1733 Just remembered I left the ice chest in the garage 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1734 Yes it is a tiny home but still is heavy. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1735 House bound 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
1736 Airbnb can suck it 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
1737 When I said - Let’s move to the hills, I didn’t mean THIS . . . 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1738 This is not what I meant by glamping. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1739 How far is this mobil home park 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1740 .....or we could have just brought a portable grill. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1741 Fred, I’m no fan of your solid-state tent. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1742 Why didn't we just listen to the guy at REI? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1743 I really hate wondering every five minutes if I left the stove on. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1744 I can’t shake the feeling that I'm still clinging to the material world.” 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1745 I think we overpacked. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1746 They’re still telling customers it’s because of Covid. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
1747 I don't want you to book with byobnb ever again. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1748 Hurry! Somebody might take our spot. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1749 If we hike up another 1032 metres, we should be able to live out the rest of our days above sea level 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1750 ? She'll be plumbing 'round the mountain when she comes ? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1751 Did you remember to bring the kitchen sink? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1752 Honey, as we get older, moving house seems to get harder. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1753 I’m beginning to think that home ownership is way above our heads. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1754 'Wish you hadn't loaned our camping gear to the Morgan's'. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1755 Hey! The Sisyphussin American Dream!! Or is that too much of a downer . .. 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
1756 We’re getting physically fit AND saving a bundle on home protection insurance. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1757 I cannot believe that the vacation home website initials meant Available and Break your Back. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1758 You'll thank me later when we have this, instead of just a tent, to sleep in. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1759 I don't think that's what they meant when they said the housing market peaked. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1760 Bucky Fuller had it right: a geodesic dome via helicopter. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
1761 This is your idea of a staycation? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1762 Ahhh, don’t you just love getting away from it all? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1763 I thought you were ordering the tiny house backpack... 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1764 No really—the higher we go, the less it weighs. It’s science. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1765 Just wait till you see the view from the attic window... 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1766 Turtles make it look a lot easier. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1767 You can fantasize all you want: a three car garage ain't happening. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1768 Hunting them is the easy part 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1769 So, are you really sure our HOA allows this? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1770 All this just to be in a good school district? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1771 What if we don't get the mortgage? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1772 As I promised, we're moving on up to a place with a view. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1773 We bring it to the new place, we empty it out, and we carry it back. It's cheaper than hiring a van. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1774 You have to admit I do my fair share of the housework. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1775 My doctor was just telling me he may have a solution to all the back pain I’ve been carrying 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1776 I want our campsite to feel like home 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
1777 It won’t be so bad after the kids settle down for a nap. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1778 Wait 'll you see the view from the second floor. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1779 Did we put the fire out? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1780 Monopoly goes way more quickly when you play it on a regular game board. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1781 Perhaps we've carried our enthusiasm for tiny homes a little too far? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1782 The overhead is killing me! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1783 I'm glad we left the kitchen sink behind 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
1784 It still beats packing. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1785 COVID made us all a little agoraphobic. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1786 Next time we do Airbnb delivery instead of takeout. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1787 Its tough carrying a jumbo mortgage while trying to climb out of this recession. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1788 Just think of the curb appeal 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1789 Do you think they know we’re middle class? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1790 housing; location location location 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1791 I am less excited about this move than I was this morning 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1792 I don’t remember the trail being THIS difficult 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1793 "Afterwards.....your house or mine?' 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1794 Yeah, but look at all the work they will have to do when they get there. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1795 I know it's heavy, but RVs are so tacky. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1796 Tiny House! I said, "tiny house". 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1797 Did they really mean "Don't leave your home without it"? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1798 A fanny pack wouldn’t look as stupid? I beg to differ. 1.2400 0.05881 100 84 8 8
1799 I just wish you'd learn to pack more efficiently. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
1800 Well at least no matter where we settle down, we'll get our room with a view. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
1801 Did you close the toilet seat? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1802 Do you smell smoke? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1803 It's good to get away, isn't it? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1804 I mean, Nepal is beautiful but it’s not what I was envisioning when you suggested a last-minute getaway close to home 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1805 Did you remember to unplug the iron? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1806 Bitcoin plan didn’t work out, but please admit I was a visionary downsizing to this tiny home 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1807 Sure seems odd this house party is BYO 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1808 You said bring food and shelter. If you wanted dried meals and a tent you should have been more specific. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1809 Okay, I think the lease should have said Specifically, "Great View (not included)." 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1810 Still sorry we downsized? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1811 Are you sure you turned the heat off? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1812 Just because your mom didn’t want to house-sit for us! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1813 I still have the feeling we've forgotten something. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1814 Well, I thought a tiny house included delivery. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1815 I'm glad we decided to stay close to home for the July 4th Holiday 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1816 Good plan- so much easier than dealing with realtors. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1817 Hey, did you remember to pack the...oh, wait, never mind. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1818 Did you remember to put the fire out? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1819 no,I don’t think we’re taking Glamping too far. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1820 We really should have taken the furniture out first. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1821 That turtle lied. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1822 Narrow road ahead! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1823 I always knew those snails had it figured out. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1824 I'm glad we found a solution to worrying if we forgot to turn anything off. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1825 I thought glamping was supposed to be easy 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1826 It ain't heavy, it's my brother's house. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1827 Still think getting a mobile home was a good idea, Phyllis? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1828 Do you ever miss the old Silverstream? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1829 Be it ever so heavy, there's no place like home. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1830 Sure doesn't feel like a 15 year, 4.25%, 400,000 pounder. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1831 You know this park has a Carry-in/Carry-out policy. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1832 The weight of our mortgage is really getting to us. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1833 There better be a view! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1834 I wanted the ranch. But no, you insisted on the 2-story with all these steps. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1835 I told you this would simplify packing. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1836 Dang it, Dexter, I think we forgot the kitchen sink! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1837 Home is not a destination, it’s a journey. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1838 Home is where the heart stops. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1839 This home mortgage is really breaking our back. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1840 If we're going to keep doing this, we need to downsize to a "tiny house". 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1841 Oh crap, we didn’t bring the garage! 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1842 Who say camping has to be an “in tents” experience? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1843 We should have asked about taxes. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1844 ..... and we have fresh garlic for tonight's dinner. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1845 Did you remember to open the flue? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1846 The Airbnb rules didn't say we couldn't take it with us. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1847 I never knew relocating would be such a burden. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1848 I still think we should've gone with the 10,000 balloons. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
1849 The house itself was cheap; it's the carrying costs that stick you. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
1850 When you said backpacking with all the comforts of home, this is not what I expected. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1851 I think we have different ideas about Glamping. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1852 Yeah, but in 30 years, we can take out a reverse mortgage and we will be going downhill.....wait, that doesn't sound right! 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
1853 It will pay off when we reach the top. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1854 If we refinanced when should have, this would feel a lot lighter. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1855 Wow it's hot! Are you sure you put the fire out before we left? 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1856 Look at those fools,they’re not even bringing shelter 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1857 The good news is that we don't have to lug this thing back down. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1858 I've been thinking. Maybe we should downsize. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
1859 Let's keep going until we find shelter. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1860 Boy, they weren't kidding about carrying costs. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1861 As they say, home is where the heart attack is. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1862 I could’ve sworn my horoscope said syphilis, not Sisyphus 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1863 Just keep thinking about that steep reduction in the flood insurance premium 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1864 I'm sure we have everything we could need... including the kitchen sink 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1865 Simple. Open the back and front doors. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1866 Just a little further and we should have a view to die for. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1867 The value was in the land, Margaret. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
1868 We never leave home with out it 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1869 Did you remember to pack toothpaste? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1870 You think that boy named Sue had it tough? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1871 Did you spill liquid smoke on your shirt or something? 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1872 Uh-oh. I think I forgot to turn off the stove. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1873 I am beginning to feel home sick 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1874 Because a Swiss Army knife doesn't cut it anymore, and my Yoshihiro Mizu Yaki Carbon Steel kitchen knife set doesn't fit in one of those little daypacks, that's why. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1875 Next time, let's read the fine print in "Mountain View DIY" s contract. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1876 John, this is not what I meant when I said I'm more of a homebody 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1877 It's so cool to have a mobile home! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1878 We've really because home bodies. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1879 Remember, location, location lo…. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1880 It's not the altitude. It's the mortgage. 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
1881 I want the room with the best view! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1882 You had to bring everything ! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1883 Sure,it's nice but I still think a tent would have made more sense. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1884 Couldn't you have taken the furniture out first? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1885 Somehow, I thought Glamping would be easier. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1886 Airbnb did say it was a mobile home 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1887 It's better than that monkey. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1888 Next time let's just bring the kitchen sink. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1889 What did we forget? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1890 I don’t think this is what the CDC meant by Stay at Home. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1891 We are so strapped to this mortgage. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1892 Thank goodness we held off furnishing it until after the move. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1893 This is so much easier than trying to drive the RV up here. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1894 Delivering in the gig economy is getting harder 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1895 Now we don't have to worry if we left the stove on. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1896 I wish I'd know what it meant to be "saddled with a mortgage" 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1897 When I said I wished for a packed house, I was talking about my Alpine gig. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1898 And your dad said glamping is only for wimps 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
1899 ‘Don’t get household insurance’ you said, ‘there are cheaper options’ you said 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1900 I swear to God we are never moving again! 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
1901 You know....we'll never get through that door, Doll. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1902 Ever since the ‘08 house market crash it’s been best to keep a spare. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
1903 I know we should pack lighter but this way we always have what we need 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1904 Somehow feels like we are going at snail’s pace. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
1905 We’re not keeping up with the Jones’ 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1906 I warned you about reading Henry David Thoreau... 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1907 It beats carrying a mortgage. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1908 I think I left my antique anvil collection at… Never mind. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1909 Told ya we shoulda just rented! 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1910 If mortgage rates get any steeper we may have to downsize 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1911 Have we forgotten anything? 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1912 You know, in that movie they used balloons. 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
1913 I love being out in nature, but I always still need the comforts of home. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1914 I suppose you'd rather waste two hundred a night on a hotel room! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1915 It ain't heavy, brother. It's my house. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
1916 Home is where the heart attack is. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1917 Do you think we forgot anything? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1918 I know you wanted to sleep in our bed, but this is ridiculous. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1919 The weight of security 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1920 Doesn’t it feel great being morally superior? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1921 OH! Did you give the Post Office our change of address form? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1922 If the weather's nice, we could sleep out under the stars. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1923 I prefer tax hikes in a figurative sense. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1924 I know you're a fan, Stephan, but I think the tiny house craze has run it's course. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1925 We wanted to move, but with interest rates where they are, it just didn’t make sense. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1926 I think I forgot to pack my toothbrush. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1927 I told you I'm not a light packer! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1928 Didn't some guy do this with balloons? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1929 It’s like I’ve never left home 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1930 I think I preferred showing houses over Zoom 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1931 On second thought, perhaps the room rate at that hotel at the summit wasn’t so bad. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1932 Works for snails, right? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1933 We'll never catch up at this rate. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1934 We may have taken this whole glamping thing too far. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
1935 And you wanted 3000 square feet and a two car garage. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1936 Just think: fresh air, no taxes, no mortgage. Of course no utilities could be a problem. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
1937 You couldn't be happy with just a tent like everyone else !! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1938 You try rolling this thing over and over. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1939 So I know this seemed like a steal, but did you factor in the moving costs 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1940 Snails, huh? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1941 Lets at least have a down home meal? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1942 It ain't heavy...it's my brothers> 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1943 Let's stop for lunch at the next location. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1944 Did you forward the mail? 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1945 Honey, did you remember to pack the sink? 1.2323 0.05890 99 84 7 8
1946 Susan's a homebody, but I like to travel. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1947 Yeah, I didn't think this is what they meant either when I applied for a home movers position. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1948 It was easier to leave the office behind before the pandemic. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1949 So - this is what you call moving up in the world?! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1950 I can’t believe we had to check our bags. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1951 I think you should see a therapist about this unshakable concern that you forgot turn everything off. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1952 For God's sake, don't snap when we reach them. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1953 This house doesn’t seem so tiny anymore. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1954 I don't feel weighed down at all... Do you? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1955 Yet you still forgot the keys? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1956 I’m glad we downsized. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1957 It'll sell. The chimney smoke really provides trail appeal. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
1958 Putting a hotel on Marvin Gardens is more strenuous than I remembered. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1959 I don't have the keys, I thought you had them. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1960 It's good practice for home ownership. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1961 It's so nice to get out of the house. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1962 You saw the sign, "Pack it in, pack it out!" 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1963 They must be renters. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1964 Houseback of Notre Dame 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1965 I thought you said we were getting away from home. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1966 This vacation sucks, total crap, I hate you. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1967 Oh no, I think I left the keys in the house. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1968 Next time we should try vanlife. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1969 I'm having second thoughts about the addition." 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1970 Thanks for helping me move houses. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1971 You’re a homebody, Phil. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1972 I can't believe you forgot the house key. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1973 Well, we could be rolling a stone uphill. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1974 Not exactly what I had in mind when you suggested going house hunting. 1.2313 0.04959 134 113 11 10
1975 Are you also finding mortgages to be steeper? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1976 I have come to realize that having a view is highly overrated. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1977 And you wanted me to throw out grandad’s suspenders! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1978 Did you turn the gas off? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1979 It's all downhill after thirty years. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1980 Next time opportunity knocks, don't answer it! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1981 What do you mean by “a snail’s pace”? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1982 We can adjust the straps at the turn. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1983 I have this terrible feeling I left the oven on Stuey. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1984 Rats, we forgot the garage! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1985 Do you think we should wake the kids? 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1986 Ya know, there was a point where all the "out in nature" was a little too out for me. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1987 I hate carrying the cost of our home mortgage. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1988 Pelosi told us carrying the House would be a heavy load. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1989 I can't believe how much we are saving on flood insurance. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1990 My wife says I carry too much stress too. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1991 With you, it's always a schlep! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
1992 no more worries about rising sea-levels! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1993 “When you asked me to help you pick up the house, I thought you meant something else.” 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1994 It doesn’t matter where we move Sharon, home is where the heart is” - “It’s called a Mobile Home, Bob 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1995 It’s uncomfortable now, but we’ll be home before you know it. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1996 Still think RVs are too tacky? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1997 I hope you remembered to keep the toothbrush this time 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1998 It told you we should have taken the smaller toothpaste tubes 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1999 I hear the housing market is great up here 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2000 We are never giving up this interest rate. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2001 Amazing, how far homesteading has come. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2002 There must be an easier way to deal with your agoraphobia. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2003 See? Not homesick, are you? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2004 Moving is an uphill battle. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2005 Is this your idea of an all inclusive vacation? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2006 Did you forget to turn the stove off? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2007 The buyers were going to tear it down anyway. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2008 Can you scratch between my shoulder blades? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2009 Free delivery with purchase. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2010 This isn't exactly what I meant about getting a mobile home. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2011 I can't shake this feeling that we forgot something. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2012 Will you still expect me to carry you over the threshold? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2013 Why do people keep staring at us? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2014 When they said 'your home in the country' I didn't think you had to bring your own. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2015 There must be a better way to avoid property taxes. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2016 You told me packing up the house would be a walk in the park!" 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2017 My house, My rules! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2018 Did you lock the garage? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2019 I thought you had the key. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2020 I could’ve sworn the brochure said “horseback.” 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2021 I would hardly call this glamping! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2022 Oops! I forgot to put out the fire. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2023 I think we might be trying to sell too high. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2024 See, this way, when people look at us, they won’t just notice the weird calves and tan shorts. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2025 This isn’t what I thought you meant by “mobile home.” 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2026 I should have read the fine print about the carrying costs. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2027 I didn't realize that feeling at home on our vacation would be this hard! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2028 How many toilet paper rolls did you put in here? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2029 Trust me, it'll all be worth it when we get there. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2030 Can you reach into the kitchen for a Kleenex? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2031 ...he kept humming "The Song of the Volga Boatmen" and just pissing me off. 1.2289 0.06488 83 71 5 7
2032 Did we remember to turn off the heat before we left? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2033 You didn’t tell me that out mortgage has an escalation clause! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2034 Someday I’d like a house with a yard. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2035 We’re running up this hill to make a deal with god so we can afford it, right? 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
2036 now I know how a turtle feels 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2037 I love that we can take our "tiny home" everywhere with us! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2038 I'd rather just be home. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2039 Hey, they said the house was free if we could move it. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2040 Isn't it great having trails like this right in our own back yard? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2041 I'm just not ready to settle down. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2042 Didn't it fold up smaller in the catalog? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2043 The Henderson's RV doesn't stand a chance this year. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2044 Some people say we're taking glamping a bit too far. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
2045 Why did you want to move to the mountains again? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2046 Did you remember to put the cat in? 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
2047 I still insist we made the right decision. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2048 Let's see if we can beat the price hikes 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2049 Well last time we forgot to pack the kitchen sink 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2050 So nice to get out of the house 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2051 I hope the market doesn’t tumble. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2052 It'll be worth it for the expression on the face of the guru at the summit. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2053 Did you remember the kitchen sink? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2054 That's why it's called a carrying cost. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2055 I wish you would get comfortable just sleeping in a tent, like others do. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2056 When you said, “she’ll never leave the house, I misunderstood.” 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2057 But think about how nice it will be to sleep in your own bed tonight! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2058 Why do you always have to sleep in your own bedroom 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2059 I used to carry a wallet, but there was no equity in it 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2060 This is the last time we’re gonna live in a mobile home. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2061 Mortgage applications are a little intense this year. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2062 My psychiatrist says I'm afraid to leave home! I'll show her! 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2063 When you said 'an outdoor adventure with all the comforts of home' this isn't what I imagined. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2064 Beats Vanlife 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2065 I think they understood "home delivery" literally. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2066 This is how they built the pyramids. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2067 I think we should have gone for the short sale 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2068 The glampsite is just up ahead. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2069 Promise me that you'll agree to a home security system next summer.....! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2070 Are we half way through? I need to use the bathroom. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2071 I agree, nothing beats the comfort of home after a hard day of hiking." David Chan, Brookline, MA 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2072 I think I forgot to drown the embers in the fireplace. 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
2073 When you said upscale camping, you really meant it 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2074 Hike Hack. Follow me for more tips. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2075 So happy we do not have a garage ! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2076 These trekking poles make us look old. 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
2077 I go to great lengths to keep a roof over our heads. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2078 You’ll be glad for it when they’re struggling with tent stakes. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2079 Hey Earl, do you think we’re home bodies? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2080 I‘’m glad I left my jacket in the car 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2081 Next time, let's climb a molehill. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2082 I think I left the coffee pot on. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2083 So you think the hermit will see us this time? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2084 So THIS is what it feels like to be a turtle! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2085 We'll set up a life here and push for the summit at dawn. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2086 You were wrong. It was easier carrying the mortgage. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2087 Well, YOU wanted a "little place up the canyon." 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2088 When you said we were moving house this wasn't what I had in mind! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2089 This is why I hate when real estate slips. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2090 Looking back now, I think it would've been easier just to douse the fire in the fireplace before we left. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2091 The prairie was overrated. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2092 It's just a one day hike, so don't be bringing the whole house. Remember me saying that? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2093 These home rate hikes are steep. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2094 You over-packed again! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2095 We're getting an Air B&B next time. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2096 Wow! We saved a ton by avoiding the realtor's commission. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2097 Think we can take the HOV trail? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2098 No sweat, it’s only a 30 yr hike 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2099 At least we don't have to go into the bushes to go to the bathroom. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2100 Sisyphus wishes 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2101 You know, hon, it's dawning on me that we might have taken 'buy low, sell high' too literally. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2102 Did you remember to shut off the stove? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2103 At least we have a place to stay tonight. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2104 What exactly do you mean by attachments? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2105 NOW do you know why turtles move so slowly??? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2106 I just didn’t feel like packing. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2107 Great to be getting away from it all! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2108 I wanted the freedom to travel while working from home.” 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2109 I’d feel better about this if we had reserved a site in advance. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2110 They think they're hikers. No backpacks. Probably staying at a nice hotel. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2111 What the hell are bikers doing on this trail?! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2112 Still no service 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2113 “Next time we should rent a tent.” 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2114 Ahh. Feels so good to get out of the house sometimes… 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2115 Just a little further 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2116 Then they told me that in this county it would never sell without native plant landscaping 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2117 In today’s housing market, you really can’t take any chances! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2118 First a while there, it was my student loan that stopped me from doing this. You? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2119 Just another of the great advantages of working from home . 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2120 I don’t know why people spend all that money on buying holiday homes 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2121 We may go off plan up ahead. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2122 Thank God it didn’t have a basement! 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2123 The other guy used balloons. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2124 Are you sure you locked the door? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2125 You sure this is how we climb out of back breaking debt ? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2126 Did you remember to turn off the iron? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2127 Tent, my ass 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2128 These Price Hikes are getting ridiculous. 1.2247 0.06138 89 76 6 7
2129 How difficult would it have been to rent an Airbnb? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2130 Your wife must be a real doll! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2131 I have that feeling that we forgot something. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2132 These mortgage rate hikes are getting out of hand. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
2133 I just hope the rocks we rolled up to outline the site are stil there. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2134 We're moving at a snail's pace." 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2135 Still think backpacks were a bad idea? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2136 This is not exactly “home away from home”. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2137 I still think we would have been better off hiring that RV... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2138 Will the view really be worth it? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2139 I have new respect for hermit crabs 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2140 Coming down I’ll walk on the outside 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2141 This is what is meant by 'high rise' living? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2142 Not at all what I expected when you promised "a room with a view." 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2143 Next time we're hiring movers. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2144 Don’t be so dramatic..’The toils of Sisyphus.’ Did he have all the comforts of home? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2145 I’m tired of asking anytime we go anywhere: “did you lock the front door; is the stove turned off?….. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2146 A man on the television said don't leave home without it. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2147 Those guys don't know yet that the sea level is rising... 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2148 After this I’ll go back for all the electronics. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2149 Suckers! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2150 I don't think your parole officer will buy this. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2151 Only twenty more miles until we can afford to set up camp 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2152 Just what we needed, another interest rate hike 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2153 Your plot is just up the hill", he said. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2154 Was it really necessary to bring the cast iron cookware? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2155 Next summer let's just go to the beach. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2156 Call me cautious, but I'm not waiting util the waves are lapping the front door. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2157 I can't believe we forgot the grill. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2158 Let's rest here to check on the kids, stoke the fire, and let the dog out. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2159 Next time we buy an RV. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2160 Gives a new name to moving house 1.2222 0.06074 90 77 6 7
2161 You know I was just kidding about bringing the kitchen sink. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2162 It beats a tent. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2163 The mortgage bank will never find us up here. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2164 So how do you like your new mobile home? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2165 ...we need to prepare ourselves for the possibility that someone else homesteaded before us. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2166 The small house movement is really catching on in all sorts of places. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2167 Now I know how Sisyphus felt 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2168 This mountain's gonna break my back! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2169 Don’t blame me. You’re the one that insisted we go camping with a mobile home. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2170 Relax, we're on the home stretch." 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
2171 did you remember to bring the key? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2172 So when we get to the top, you sign in to Netflix while I order Grubhub. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2173 Did you bring the key by chance? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2174 Their treat, it’s on the house ! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2175 What, exactly, did you tell the Sherpa? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2176 Have your lawyer call me. You can have the house! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2177 One of these days I'm going to have to learn how to pack a tent 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2178 Yeah, sure "tiny house" 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2179 Funny, snails make it look so easy. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2180 It's times like this when I wish I was a turtle. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2181 My divorce lawyer said first get rid of the house 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2182 I'm looking for more outdoor space. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2183 Rick, when you said Carriage House, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2184 Once we get there you’ll be glad we did. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2185 I don't think I packed enough socks. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2186 I told you we should have gotten a house-sitter. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2187 They can stay in an upstairs room. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2188 Good thing we didn't leave anything behind 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2189 Think we packed too much? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2190 By 'all the comforts,' I just meant running water at the campsite. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2191 I think it was easier when we just carried a mortgage. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2192 …and the sign will say, “FOR SALE BY OWNER: 360 degree views.” 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2193 otw to gentrify, wyd? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2194 Rents are really climbing! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2195 I know it seems like a lot, but this really is the best way to feel at home in the great outdoors 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2196 That damn hare passed us hours ago! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2197 2 years down, 28 to go. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2198 At least now we know we’re not forgetting anything. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2199 You just had to have a mobile home!! 1.2215 0.04348 149 124 17 8
2200 I'll throw in another pizza and more beer if you help me unpack. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2201 You said you wanted to be off the grid. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2202 I couldn't just pick what to bring on vacation 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2203 You left the stove on, right? 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2204 At least our decorating style is minimalist. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2205 You said flip it, remember? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2206 Slow and steady. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2207 This isn't what is meant by a mobile home. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2208 Will you stop it with the heigh-hoing already. If you sneeze one more time, you'll be lugging this damn house by yourself. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2209 It’s called working WITH home 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2210 Ok,ok,but it beats downsizing. 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
2211 I'm glad we opted for a tiny home. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2212 Millennials adapting to climate change. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2213 There are some disadvantages to time-sharing. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2214 You seem very quiet. Is it your sense of desperation? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2215 How far 'til Canada? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2216 They keep telling me, “You’ve got to get out from under your mortgage!” 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2217 Its a long way from Baltic Ave to Park Place. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2218 This tiny house isn't that tiny after all. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2219 Amazing how the hermit crab can do this without the straps. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2220 Oh oh, I just realized I left the key under the mat.” 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2221 if anyone asks, just say we have a right to carry 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2222 Is this really how we move to Canada? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2223 We wouldn’t have to do this if you had just bought a tent 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2224 Are you sure this is the way to Newcastle? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2225 are you sure this is what they meant by the tiny house movement…? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
2226 I thought it was Little House on the Prairie. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2227 Home loans really have taken on a whole new meaning. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2228 I didn't think we would have this mortgage on our back." 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2229 Dave...I forgot to take the house key from under the mat. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
2230 Well, yeah, but how else would we get that rate without a balloon payment? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2231 Yea but do you know how much this house will be worth with a view … 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2232 We booked it, so I'm enjoying every second I can of this vacation rental. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2233 I think I left the oven on. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2234 When they coined our home loan as ‘carrying’ a mortgage, I had no idea. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2235 I told you hut-to-hut means the huts are already there. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2236 This tiny house craze has gone a little too far. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2237 Did we really have to pack the whole house? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2238 I know we told Dorothy we would hide the house but this is ridiculous!!! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2239 Did you forget to drain your water bed? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2240 I’m not sure glamping is all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2241 Are you sure you turned the stove off? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2242 Good call not to bring the garage. 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
2243 Oh,damn! Did I forget to lock the door? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2244 The guidebook said don’t leave home without one. 1.2195 0.05103 123 105 9 9
2245 Are you sure you remembered to bring the wine? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2246 No, I didn’t douse the fireplace. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2247 I hope you like our new neighbors because I am NOT doing this again. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2248 First vacation where It feels like home 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2249 Sweet are the uses of adversity which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head.” -Shakespear 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
2250 Honey, do you think it’s obvious we’re backpackers 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2251 So this is why it is called mortgage 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2252 We should be able to out hike interests rates at the pace we’re going! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2253 But look at how much we saved on a housesitter. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2254 Are you sure you turned off the oven? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2255 See, this is so much better than those awful tents 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2256 You still loving your buying spree at Ikea last week? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2257 Remind me why we decided against the RV? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2258 Why can't he live in a cave like all the other gurus? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2259 …but if we had gotten the RV, we’d be paying seven dollars a gallon for gas. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2260 Repeat after me, “There’s no place like home.” 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2261 This is the last time we take a mobile home holiday!" 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2262 I think your mother is really going to like it up here. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2263 I don’t think this is what they meant by moving off the grid. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2264 I just can’t leave home. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2265 Next time we just bring the tent. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2266 Don't you feel sorry for those poor homeless people up there, Bob? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2267 You'll see, it'll be a real get-away house. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2268 Oh, fuck! 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2269 “This is more convincing than planting a flag." 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2270 Next time, let's just buy a tent and a couple of backpacks. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2271 You said you wanted a mobile home” 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2272 It's progress. We're no longer underwater or upside down. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2273 You're taking the bed bug issue far too seriously. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2274 With rents this high, I'm not leaving it even for a day. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2275 Take the "A" Frame" just doesn't have that same jaunty feel 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2276 You know, you could’ve just set the alarm. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2277 Are you sure that real estate values are better up there? 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2278 Think how much we’ll save on motels! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2279 It was either this or brooklyn 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2280 Babysitters are overrated. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2281 I told you the cost of carrying a home is steep. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2282 Yes, but it's so nice to feel at home when you get there. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2283 Maybe someday we will settle down. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2284 Susan, I’m movin’ to Louisiana with a knapsack on my back. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2285 Is there anyplace left where we’d WANT to settle down?? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2286 Honestly, I think we spoil our kids. 1.2183 0.04593 142 120 13 9
2287 Now are you glad we left the swimming pool? 1.2182 0.05385 110 94 8 8
2288 When I said we should get a mobile home, this isn't what I meant. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2289 We don't need a hotel reservation, you said. We don't need an Air BNB, you said. Just take along our own lodging, you said. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2290 Well you're the one who wanted to move house. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2291 This isn't what I meant by "work from home." 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2292 My real estate agent said " 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2293 Would it kill you to sleep in a tent just one night? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2294 No toilets at the top! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2295 You have to make compromises in this real estate market. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2296 Hence, we are arriving at home with every step ... you may also call it a journey that leads nowhere but home. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2297 Van life is for amateurs. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2298 Did we lock the garage before leaving? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2299 That is not what I had I mind when I said we need to move, Muriel 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2300 This is NOT the way to it into the camping world... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2301 What choice did I have? You said you wanted to stay home. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2302 Upwardly mobile is harder than I thought it would be. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2303 My company still requires I work from home! 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2304 Backpacking is harder than I thought 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2305 I told you I’d get the kids to come on the hike. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2306 I got this idea from the RV mania 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2307 I forgot my house keys 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2308 I wish these rent hikes would peak already. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2309 You don't think this is taking glamping a bit too far? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2310 This should ensure that our Mortgage doesn’t go underwater” 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2311 Can we go home yet? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2312 Finally, we will get a house with a Mountain View. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2313 Bagging 'em is one thing, son. Backpacking your trophy out is what makes a real house hunter. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2314 Our home interest rate got another hike. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2315 I guess this means we're moving up in the world!!! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2316 What time did you say they were coming to hookup the solar panel? 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2317 Aren't you glad we bought this at rock bottom! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2318 Amazon's house delivery program in the Himalayas was taken literally... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2319 This way we're guaranteed a great glamping spot. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2320 The hike back home will be much shorter. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2321 How much longer can we carry this mortgage? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2322 You know, some people just take a tent. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2323 When did the American dream get so steep? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2324 I took off the porch to save weight 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2325 A tent might be easier 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2326 Do the "ten essentials" really include a built-in microwave? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2327 Did you turn off the water? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2328 I agree, the straw and wood houses were easier to deal with. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2329 I forgot the trail mix 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2330 I can’t wait for this ocean view! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2331 I did pack light......You don't see the porch here, do you?... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2332 ,I don't feel burdened by the mortgage at all " 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2333 this was the only way to get good wifi on us 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2334 Did you check to make sure the coffee pot was turned off? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2335 I love freedom. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2336 This time we’re guaranteed have a room with a view 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2337 I like camping, but I like the comforts of home too. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2338 Van life without the emissions 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2339 I told you we should have just rented an RV. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2340 Tiny house my ass! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2341 Now that can't charge us higher rent if they can't find the house. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2342 cash & carry... 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2343 I know we are climbing slowly, but there is no need to be literal about a snail's pace. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2344 It weighs more than a backpack, I grant you, but it holds a lot more, and we don't need to carry sleeping bags. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2345 Could you imagine if we also packed the garage? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2346 Yeah going up is great, but at least it floated when we were underwater. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2347 And now with the Fed rate hikes, this makes even more sense than a new mortgage! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2348 It's a new reality show called "Home Alone." 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2349 It feels like there will be a real estate collapse any minute. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2350 You sure we’ll get Prime Delivery up here?” 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2351 Not exactly what I meant by house share. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2352 You got your wish -- we're moving to a more upscale neighborhood. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2353 Social climbing is SO physical. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2354 The listing said “House With a View”. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2355 it’s been nice to get out of the house 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2356 I imagined something different when you said you bought a mobile home. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2357 You know I can't use the bathroom in strange places 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
2358 See? Now we don’t have to carry sleeping bags. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2359 Now I know why they say "carry a mortgage" 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2360 You and your damn turtle fixation. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2361 Why couldn't Mohammed take himself to the mountain? 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2362 Looking back on it, we probably should have bought the Sherpa package. 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
2363 Check the stove! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2364 Thanks for helping me move, I couldn’t do it without you. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2365 Tortoise Envy. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2366 You sure this is what they meant by, 'Don't leave home without it'? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2367 I don't mind the weight, but I think we should have turned off the fireplace. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2368 Ever since we stopped renting, don't you feel like we carry the weight of home ownership everywhere? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2369 I think we've taken glamping way too far 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2370 Are you absolutely certain he said mortgages can’t survive in high altitudes? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2371 Bob and Delores said they were bringing the kitchen sink, right? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2372 Fieldwork final project Homology-10 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
2373 Oh, no, I don't like tents! They're drafty and damp and bugs can get in! Wah, wah, wah! 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2374 My scout's name was Unfortunate Turtle. What was yours? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2375 Please don't promise the wise man's granddaughters anything else. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2376 .. and also, snails don’t share. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2377 I still say it's easier than choosing and packing. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2378 Yeah, I wish all I had was a monkey on my back. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2379 I know they said a rate hike was coming, but this was not exactly what I had in mind... 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2380 We both agreed we didn’t want to use Airbnb. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2381 Couldn't you have just changed the locks? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2382 Sisphus never had to carry a Manhattan mortgage. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2383 Gotta start thinking about a tiny house. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2384 I keep getting this nagging, hot feeling that we left the oven on. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2385 These mortgage rate hikes are getting ridiculous 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2386 Is it just me or is the mountain a lot taller than when we started? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2387 Living the dream 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2388 Are you sure you shut the gas off before we left? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2389 I don't think 'backpack' is the right word for it. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2390 These mortgage hikes are brutal 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2391 Don’t you think you’re taking the concept of feeling at home wherever you are, a tad too literally? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2392 Who says you can’t go hiking without leaving home! 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
2393 Three hours in and I've got that awful feeling that I forgot to lock the front door. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2394 This is the last time I rent an RV from the Dollar Store. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2395 Think we might be a little TOO prepared? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2396 Come on honey! This is less of a substantial hike than the new ground rent! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2397 Once we get to the top and list this on Airbnb, we'll make a fortune. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2398 I guess I should have asked a few more questions about what you meant when you said, “Let’s move.” 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2399 It’s easier than climbing the housing ladder. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2400 Oh the things we do for our cats. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2401 Well…it was either this or being “upside down” on the mortgage. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2402 But they say there’s no place like it. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2403 Don't you think that installing a security system or getting a house sitter would have been an easier way to protect the house? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2404 Sisyphus didn’t think the housing market was gonna be this bad 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2405 A little bit further and we’ll be out of America 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2406 Do you think your parents will realize it's missing? 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2407 Shit I left my phone at—nevermind. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2408 I hope this move makes you happy 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2409 Did you put the kids in their beds? No. I thought you did. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2410 Don't you love it that we're taking the microhouse movement to new levels? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2411 I don't think this qualifies as 'glamping.' 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2412 In hindsight, purchasing a mobile home, sight unseen, wasn't a great idea. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2413 If snails can do it, so can we! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2414 couldn't you have just bought a tent 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2415 A turtle, a crab and a snail walk into a bar. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2416 Mars bars—fridge or freezer? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2417 The other hermits are going to be so surprised! 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2418 Our bungee jump is going to break the Internet. 1.2133 0.06656 75 65 4 6
2419 You had to bring EVERYTHING didn’t you. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2420 Let's put it somewhere scenic so we seem less homeless. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2421 Just a little farther and we will have our home away from home. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2422 Forgot the bug spray 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2423 Well, it beats the rolly rolly aspect that Sisyphus has to deal with. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2424 It's so great to finally get away. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2425 I hate this dream. It's about our mortgage. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2426 Now you’re telling me that you didn’t take care of the fireplace before we left? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2427 Darned Sherpa unions! 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2428 I know it's heavy, but I told my boss I'd be working from home 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2429 Next time we bring a simple tent. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2430 If we can just keep ahead of mortgage rates... 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2431 Wait till you see the fantastic view we’ll have once we get this off our backs. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2432 Next time don't pick a Campground with a HOA. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2433 Ohhhh we'll be comin' round the mountain when we come! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2434 I'm not much into roughing it. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2435 This is the place. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2436 It’s affordable and portable but it’s heavy. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2437 Or am I a turtle dreaming I'm a man? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2438 Goodbye forever to that moldy basement! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2439 Tiny atomic clock under the pillow runs the same speed, Consciousness trumps Einstein my Lady! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2440 Look at those lazy bastards.... 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2441 If they ask us how far we've come just tell them we haven't left home! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2442 The mountain won’t come to us so we’re bring the house to the mountain. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2443 Good thing we don't have a pool! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2444 Your agoraphobia's going to wreck my back. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2445 Trouble with this 'tiny house" business, they always want to try it on first. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2446 Once you see the view you'll realize this is worth it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2447 At this rate we've been home the whole time. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2448 Are you sure that they don’t have any rentals up there? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2449 Tiny house movement? More like tiny house trek. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2450 ?And we’ll be pleased to be called. The Folks Who Live on the Hill ? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2451 I was a turtle in my past life. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2452 Travel with all the comforts of home,you said. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2453 Such homebodies 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2454 When did you say that the benefits of the reverse mortgage would kick in? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2455 They always told us moving would be hard. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2456 Downhill is actually harder 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2457 I distinctly remember you saying bring everything BUT the kitchen sink. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2458 You forgot to buy the land.... 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2459 Not exactly what I envisioned when you said "carry a big mortgage and expect a steep hike increase" 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2460 What really gets me are the carrying fees. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2461 Did you remember our passports? I know we are tired of America's issues, but the Mexican border is open only in one direction. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2462 Did you flush the toilet ? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2463 I’m just glad we didn’t buy the double-wide. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2464 How much further to Turtletown? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2465 You did leave the kitchen sink at base camp, right? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2466 This is not what I thought you meant by a mobile home. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2467 No matter where we are, we’ll always be at home! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2468 They have to go home. We ARE home. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2469 I can't think of anything we've forgotten." 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2470 We'll have all the comforts of home 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2471 Shit, I think I forgot something... 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2472 Good thing we have the massage table. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2473 OK. You win. It 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2474 I'm a hiker not a camper. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2475 Had I known about the climb I would have used VRBO. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2476 I know it's just a three day trip, but I want to make sure I have all the things I need! 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2477 House hunting-house catching, two completely different things… 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2478 The toilet will have to hang over the edge. 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
2479 I'm sure we've forgotten something. 1.2110 0.05386 109 94 7 8
2480 I was going to bring the McMansion, but I decided to pack light. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2481 If only this thing was big enough for us to live in. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2482 Just think of the views! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2483 Next time you rent a mobile home, can you request one with wheels? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2484 But this IS my version of ultralight 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2485 Damn rate hikes. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2486 How about making hotel reservations the next time we do this 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2487 I was never good at setting up tents. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2488 I am rethinking my offer to help with your dissertation on turtles 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2489 First Roe goes and now we have to do this! What is next? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2490 I didn’t realize sweat equity involved location too. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2491 Are you sure we brought only the essentials 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2492 I honestly thought a couple more percentage points on the mortgage wouldn’t make a difference. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2493 Tell me you left the fire going in the fireplace! 1.2100 0.05738 100 87 5 8
2494 All this, just because you like to use your own bathroom? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2495 Honestly, not what I thought you meant by "raising the roof on this hizzay." 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2496 I am glad we are not carrying the mortgage 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2497 at least Bigfoot won’t mow his lawn at 8 AM 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2498 This should help with the steep house prices. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2499 The old guy at the top better be a good neighbor. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2500 Did you bring the matches? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2501 thank god we have a place to stay tonight. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2502 For me, backpacking is about distilling life to the essentials. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2503 Mind the gap. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2504 We'll never get out from under this mortgage. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2505 Next time, just the kitchen sink! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2506 It’s for my YouTube lifestyle channel.. Death Zone DIY 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2507 This isn’t what I meant by mobile home… 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2508 Not what I had in mind, when you said you wanted to pick up and move to the mountains 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2509 Dude, we really need to learn how to pitch a tent. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2510 Thirty years and we're carbon neutral! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2511 So, then I said, 'Foreclose this!!!'" 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2512 Well, at least we didn't have to sort through all our stuff. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2513 You say we love it. I say we list it. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2514 I just thought owning a mobile home would be a lot easier. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2515 We are going to have a much better view! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2516 Let’s call it ‘We-Schlep’. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2517 Better to have it and not need it... 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2518 You and I have gotten used to a certain level of comfort in our lives. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2519 I would have rather moved to the valley. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2520 At least this time we have everything we need, including the kitchen sink! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2521 Aren't you glad we chose a tiny house? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2522 You said you always wanted a house with a view. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2523 These microhouses are great! 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2524 Shoulda bought the RV 1.2090 0.04504 134 113 14 7
2525 iiiiiiiiiiii 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
2526 Yes,but did you pack the kitchen sink? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2527 I'm tired of the feeling we forgot something from home. It won't happen again. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2528 I still think we should have gone with the Winnebago. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2529 For the last time, I left the kitchen sink at home. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2530 You couldn't decide what to bring and this was your solution!? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2531 I don't care what you say, I don't think 'turtling' is a thing. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2532 It's great to be getting out in nature again after Covid isolation, but somehow I still feel housebound. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2533 Let's consider a reverse mortgage. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2534 Don't leave home without it 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2535 But do you think the mountain goats will tolerate my bagpipe playing? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2536 This life hack definitely takes the stress out of packing for vacation. 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2537 One must imagine Sisyphus happy. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2538 We may be homeless, but we’re not houseless! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2539 Is it just me or are we moving like snails? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2540 Is this what Sisyphus had in mind? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2541 I'm beginning to understand why our down payment was so low 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2542 It's a remote BYOH party. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2543 This isn't exactly what I had in mind with 'lets work remotely.' 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2544 THEY TOLD ME IT WAS A MOBILE HOME!!! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2545 I’m telling you… our HipCamp profile will be sick up here. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2546 Next time we’ll inflate it when we get to the campsite. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2547 Even so, I'll bet we're still forgetting something. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2548 I still think we could have gotten a house sitter. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2549 I'm not certain this is what they meant when they said, "Mobile home". 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2550 It has all the comforts of home, but weighs 30 percent less. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2551 You think THIS is bad...wait til we have to bring up the driveway.... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2552 We bought it for the view. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2553 So much for mobile home 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2554 I don’t think this is what was meant by ‘hiking interest rates’ 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2555 The price of bindles, it was cheaper to go bricks and mortar 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2556 Climate change, mass shootings, the over turning of Roe vs Wade… keep on trekking honey, I know there’s gotta be someplace better than this 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2557 They say the property taxes are low up here. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2558 You are the one who wanted all the comforts of home. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2559 I'd like to be able to close the door and forget about the house. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2560 The selling point was that I could take it anywhere. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2561 I still feel like we forgot to pack something 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2562 We’ll go back for the garage… 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2563 Now I know how a snail feels. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2564 I’m known as somewhat of a homebody 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2565 You’re the one who wanted to move out of the suburbs 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2566 Next time we hire a house-sitter. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2567 On the upside, we won’t have to worry about forgetting to pack anything. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2568 This is your idea of glamping? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2569 I forgot the snacks 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2570 I thought they said it was going to rain. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2571 We should've taken the car instead. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2572 We didnt leave any trace of our last three missed mortgage payments. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2573 Don't worry we can ski down 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2574 It feels like we're moving at a snail's pace. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2575 Easier than packing, don't you think? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2576 Sharing the work in this household is backbreaking and an uphill climb but we have to stick to it. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2577 Next time we use a pup tent. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2578 Did you pack the shampoo? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2579 Putting down roots is really hard these days. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2580 Well,the travel brochure did say 'make yourself at home' ! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2581 OMG, did we forget the kitchen sink? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2582 Vacations would be a lot easier if you’d be willing to embrace roughing it. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2583 I'm thinking of going solar. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2584 I guess this makes us upwardly mobile. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2585 Don't tell me you forgot the keys 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2586 Next time, we get a sitter for the kids. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2587 we'll get so many bookings on ThinAirbnb 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2588 This doesn't feel like glamping 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2589 Hopefully the bank can carry the loan. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2590 Well they did say it was an Airbnb 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2591 Mom and Dad told us to bring all of the important things. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2592 With you, I always feel at home. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
2593 And I thought it would be tough to carry the mortgage. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2594 Never again will we wish we were already home at the end of a hike. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2595 It must be easier to buy a house with views 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
2596 CARRYING A MORTGAGE IS ONE THING, BUT THIS IS GOING TOO FAR. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2597 Well, we didn’t leave home without it. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2598 Try to focus on the view we'll have. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2599 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2600 Work from home continues to be an uphill battle. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2601 At least this year we won't get homesick. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2602 I’ll wake up with a terrible backache if I don’t sleep in my own bed. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2603 Flipping this house to a million dollar location sounded better when we were on the couch with a couple of beers. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2604 Did you remember to pack the foundation? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2605 The homebody and the hiker on vacation. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2606 Honey, you wouldn't have to worry about climate change or rissing sea levels anymore. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2607 When you asked me to help carry the home, this is not what I had in mind 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2608 I think I misunderstood your desire to move up. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2609 House on the hill, just keep thinking that. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2610 Every time we go away for the weekend you have to overpack. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2611 We should’ve gone with the condo. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2612 We’re about to live large bro.....let’s just hope we like Bolivian food. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2613 Thanks to the pandemic some people are carrying a monkey on their backs, but we just purchased a home! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2614 Well, maybe it's easier than hauling everything we own in suitcases and maybe it isn't. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2615 Remote work has turned you into such a homebody. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2616 I’m beginning to think the view’s not worth it…. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2617 Ugh... Stupid rent hike. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2618 Next time, we hire a cat sitter. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2619 Do you think snail back hiking will catch on? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2620 Glamping is for amateurs 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2621 Darn. We forgot the can opener. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2622 Doris dear, remind me why we didn’t bring the swimming pool? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2623 How could you not want kids?? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2624 You really overdid home comforts on this trip. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
2625 This is not what I imagined when you asked if I wanted to be a part of the “tiny house movement.” 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2626 You said EVEYONE would bring one... 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2627 Are we really the only ones who get the true meaning of the tiny house movement? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2628 You know what I've decided...? This tiny house fad has gone too far. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2629 ¿Should we move out? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2630 Would you prefer the heft of a mortgage loan? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2631 My helicopter parents are still adjusting to retirement. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2632 I tried to tell you... "Refinance now and we're in for a dreadful rate hike up Debt Mountain!" 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2633 Et tu, Mohammed? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2634 Shoulda' got a subprime sherpa. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2635 I miss going into the office 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2636 Is this our punishment for being born between 1981 and 1995? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2637 'Let's go glamping', she said. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2638 It’s nice for once to not feel the weight of the WHOLE world on our shoulders. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2639 This tiny house isn’t nearly tiny enough. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2640 Let this be our last house move. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2641 The guy said this could be converted into a great mobile home 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2642 Uh-oh! I think we forgot the kitchen sink! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2643 At the next mile marker, property taxes drop another 0.1%. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2644 I told you we should’ve sublet. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2645 Can't you wait a while? Using the bathroom is a hassle. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2646 We should have down-sized years ago... 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2647 I guess this means we've fallen out of escrow. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2648 I don't think I fully understood the concept of carrying a mortgage. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2649 This grass better be greener 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2650 Who said tiny homes weren’t “roughing it”? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2651 I still say the one with the wheels was the better choice." 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2652 It's the only way we can afford a view. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2653 All roads lead to home. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2654 Did you remember to pack the..... Yes, I did. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
2655 Did you remember to pack the basement? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2656 This is not the ‘Tiny House Movement’ I thought we were getting into. 1.2037 0.03894 108 86 22 0
2657 Is this how turtles feel all the time? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2658 We have to find a nice spot before the fire goes out. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2659 Somehow i envisioned a different kind of mobile homr 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2660 I'm pretty sure the travel brochure recommended horseback... not houseback 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2661 Will we be gentrifying the neighborhood? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2662 Housebound due to pandemic restrictions: No Problem! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2663 So, can we go back to that discussion about downsizing? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2664 On the plus side, packing was a snap. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2665 I know we are up schitts creek but at least we have our home.“ Ky 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2666 Climatologists predict I’ll have beachfront property by 2035. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2667 I didn’t think flipping houses would be this much work.” Mike Finnell Woodbury, C 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2668 REI sure is getting more expensive. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2669 Who’s idea was it? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2670 Blisters aside, the little engines have a can-do spirit. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2671 Don't be mad but I think I forgot the kitchen sink. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2672 I can’t to see Ralph and Sadie’s faces when they visit our campsite this year. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2673 Is this high enough to avoid the rising sea levels? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2674 This is not what I pictured when you said it was a “reverse commute.” 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2675 I thought owning a mobile home would make our travels more enjoyable. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2676 I told you Annie May The housing market Is on a Slippery Slope 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2677 And that's when you said, "I think we need to simplify our lives." 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2678 I still forgot my water bottle. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2679 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted a strapping young man to accompany me. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2680 Understandably we are moving at a snail's pace. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2681 At least we're not underwater on the house anymore. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2682 "All the comforts of home", the brochure said... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2683 So this is the tiny house movement? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2684 No way I am going to pay rent that high! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2685 Sweat equity line of credit. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2686 She got the kids. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2687 Brokeback Mountain Movie Tour will be fun", you said. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2688 That’s what I like about tiny houses…they go everywhere with you. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2689 I don’t think this is what they meant by mobile homes! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2690 Carry in, carry out 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2691 Finally,Frank,a backpack that fits the kitchen sink! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2692 Oops, there goes the fishbowl. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2693 It feels so good to get away from it all! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2694 When they told me home ownership would be a ton of work I never expected this 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
2695 Couldn't do without Wi-Fi for five minutes, is that it?! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2696 Just show and tell to them that we're not homeless? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2697 you sure the taxes are less up here ? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2698 Mobile phone plans were getting so expensive, I think it made sense to go for mobile home instead. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2699 This isn’t exactly the mobile home I had in mind… 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2700 Although successful, our house hunting strategy needs work. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2701 You're a real trooper. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2702 This Airbnb is going to make a killing! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2703 Tiny house living my ass! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2704 Movin On Up 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2705 I wonder if this is what the brochure meant when it said bring your own housing? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2706 It's just around the next corner. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2707 I think this is scenic enough. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2708 How do snails do this everyday? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2709 Don't you think we should have brought tents instead? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2710 When you said we should get a mobile home, I didn't think it would be this much work. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2711 Are you sure this is how squatter's rights work? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2712 I'm so glad REI still had the tiny one in stock. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2713 My wife's cooking dinner. You're welcome to stay. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2714 The millennials finally achieved their American Dream of home ownership. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2715 Stay at home? My ass! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2716 Think it's too late to refinance? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2717 It’s the hike back down that really burns 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2718 We've gone up twenty percent on Zillow. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2719 You left your curling iron plugged in? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2720 You said no tense? I thought you said no tents! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2721 It is tough to find affordable housing 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2722 This is exactly why we need a union. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2723 ' Tell me again, how much do we get to win this bet? ' 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2724 Yeah it’s a great time to sell but where would I go? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2725 I hope the furniture arrives on time. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2726 I'm not sure it will be safe for the children to play outdoors 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2727 Why can’t we just carry a mortgage like everyone else? 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2728 #HouseLife 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2729 You sure there will be deer and antelope up here? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2730 Do you think we remembered everything? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2731 I think a tent would have been better. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2732 But the lot has a spectacular view. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2733 Well, technically it’s still a mobile home.” 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
2734 Well, you did insist on packing everything plus the kitchen sink! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2735 ‘Little houses are a choice, but not always the right one.’ 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2736 But you did remember the bug spray, right? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2737 Sure an RV woulda been nice if not for gas prices. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2738 It feels good to get away. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2739 Back home always sounded so good. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2740 I hope this leads to a better neighborhood. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2741 Now we can be sure no one will break in while we’re away. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2742 We’re probably going to lose our security deposit. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2743 The snails make it look so easy. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2744 Let’s pack light next time. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2745 I know you can't get a carry permit but this is ridiculous. 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
2746 I think I left the garage door open. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2747 So, this is a interest rate hike... 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2748 Did you remember to pack your foundation” 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2749 I still think we should have waited for a vacancy 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2750 The view better be good! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2751 I don’t think we understood the concept of “mobile home”!7 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2752 It's safer than a tent. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2753 Economists say housing is headed towards a cliff… 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2754 Lately it seems that getting our mortgage off our backs is the least of our problems 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2755 Forget anything? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2756 A snail's pace 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2757 I'm telling you, tiny mountain top houses are the next big thing...so to speak. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2758 Okay, I'll admit you were right about the Van. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2759 This is going to affect our balance for 30 years. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2760 Lift with your legs. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2761 I'm really beginning to hate these staycations. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2762 For once, you can't say we left it at home. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2763 Think of all the money we saved on luggage! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2764 So this is what you meant by "this trip is on the house!" 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2765 Well Honey, At least this saves on taxes. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2766 It would have felt weird to just up and leave it behind after the past two years. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2767 I can’t wait to sleep in our own bed. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2768 My back just can't take another night on a camping mat 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2769 Forget the mortgage, dude- we’re almost at 20,000 steps! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2770 Can we finally admit that we treat our daughter like a princess, Jerry? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2771 Now that you mention it, the company’s new work-from-home policy does seem a bit inconsiderate. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2772 I thought you said we were going horseback riding! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2773 Well, it beats buying in this market. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2774 You know, it’s true. there really is no place like home. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2775 Our plan to live like turtles might not have been our best one, honey. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2776 Yes, dear. Next year, it's the beach. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2777 Our banker was so darn cute when she threatened to foreclose on our house. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2778 Maybe we should have rented a room. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2779 Did you pack the key? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2780 No, I packed the sink too. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2781 What about the lawn? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2782 Next time take out the kitchen sink Scott Kushel Livingston NJ 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2783 I told you I don't like being left home alone 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2784 At least that gorge is behind us. It's all uphill from here. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2785 I told you we shouldn't have signed that mortgage agreement. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2786 This is not what I had in mind when I suggested a mobile home. Alice Hoffman NY, NY Aliceweisshoffman445@gmail.com 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2787 How many bars are you getting now? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2788 You had to have the Jacuzzi tub. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2789 Work from home hasn’t turned out the way I expected.” 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2790 Capital raised to its highest potential. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2791 Did you remember sunscreen? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2792 I know your spirit animal is a turtle honey but these camping trips are killing me! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2793 When you said we didn’t need to leave the house to get some exercise, I didn’t think this was what you meant. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2794 OK, I think we've demonstrated our carbon footprint. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2795 Airbnb is getting carried away. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2796 It's only a little house when you're sleeping in it. . Fred Finkelstein Oakland, CA 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2797 Yes, I did bring the kitchen sink. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2798 Remind me again why we opted for the 30-year mortgage? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2799 Are you sure the top of the Himalayans are far enough away from Democracy? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2800 It’s for a guy named Sisyphus at the end of the road 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2801 I know it's heavy, but remember this, it's rent controlled. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2802 He decided the essence of life includes home-owning. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2803 It gets easier on the way down. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2804 It's so relaxing to be out in nature without having to worry about whether we left the water running. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2805 Sure it'd be a little small to live in, but I'm telling you, once we get to the campsite it'll be a dream." 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2806 But what if we win Publishers Clearing House? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2807 Sometimes I think we'd be better off with an ordinary mobile home. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2808 Thankfully, the lots are cheap 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2809 I don't think we've quite got the hang of leaving it all behind. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2810 I've had it with this mind-of-the-tortoise experiment! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2811 It's all about Location, Location, Location 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2812 I love my swiss-army backpack 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2813 We tried water front for a while, which was lovely. But deep down, I think we're mountain people. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2814 I told you — it's different for snails. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2815 Are you sure this is what they meant by “housing market hike”? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2816 I'm only doing this because it has indoor plumbing. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2817 I don't feel sorry for homeless people anymore. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2818 Did we remember to lock the tent? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2819 This totally solves the digital nomad versus working from home dilemma. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2820 Are you sure this is the way to keep our house safe from earthquakes, hellfire, and damnation? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2821 At least we can be thankful that we are not homeless. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2822 Oh crap, I forgot to pack the garage 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2823 Back taxes? Mmkay. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2824 You know what they say. It's better to have packed it and not need it... 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2825 You know, turtles make this look a lot easier. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2826 I think I’ll call it a ‘mobile home’ 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2827 Feels just like home! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2828 Guess it's all uphill from here. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2829 Who says you can't bring the comforts of home? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2830 House ya' doing? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2831 Just because we are moving to a higher elevation doesn't mean we will escape the environmental collapse that is coming... 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2832 This way we do have the kitchen sink. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2833 Next time, the dog goes to a shelter. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2834 You were right, we probably didn't need that house with the attached garage. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2835 I hope I remembered my toothbrush 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2836 This was a lot harder before the tiny house movement caught on. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2837 Maybe we've taken this destination Tiny House vacation idea a bit too far. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2838 Easier than packing. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2839 Who knew home ownership would be such a back breaker? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2840 I wish the Fed hadn't raised the rates. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2841 Susan, there is no point in paying these inflated Airbnb rates. I prefer sleeping in my own bed anyway. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2842 See, this way we can leave the water running in the bathtub and not worry about it" 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2843 Maybe we should have hired the movers 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2844 California property taxes are getting too high. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2845 You're the one who said, 'Location, location, Location!' 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2846 did you pack the napkins$ 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2847 Couldn’t we have just taken a tent and a few sleeping bags? 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2848 This is our plan B in case we don’t find a hotel in the wilderness 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2849 I thought the Bible said, 'Take up thy BED and walk.' 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2850 I have this burning feeling I left a fire going . 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2851 Next time let’s leave the kids at home. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2852 And you wanted the three-story colonial with the finished basement. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2853 They say, you must own your indecision 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2854 ”We’ll have a great view, but there won’t be much of a setback.” 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2855 ' Have they decided where to put the pool?' 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2856 I thought we were down sizing! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2857 Fred, did you ever hear the word “hotel”? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2858 Think of it as suffering for fashion. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2859 Well how else was I ever going to afford a house in the Bay Area? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2860 I thought you were kidding when you said pack the whole house 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2861 How much longer till we get home?” “We are home 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2862 I'm sick of moving every two years. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2863 No overnight delivery without an address, that’s what they said. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2864 You are so smart. Carboard house: Why did noone ever think of that?! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2865 "So what if our backpack invention cost $545,000? We're starting a niche in both the travel and mortgage industries." 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2866 Why didn't we do the balloon thing like in 'Up'? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2867 Next time we're taking the car. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2868 My crossfit trainer reccomended this torture 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2869 Are you sure this is how a staycation works? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2870 It’s my home away from home. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2871 An alarm system would have been a lot easier 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2872 Thank god we didn’t let the realtor talk us into the townhome 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2873 I wish we had piggybacked our tents instead… 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2874 Just be glad it's a Tiny house. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2875 Darn! I forgot to pack the kitchen sink. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2876 Upward mobility really is as hard as they say. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2877 I think I forgot to turn off the stove. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2878 I was ok with the tiny house, but glamping? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2879 Define tiny. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2880 On the other hand, tents and campfires have some advantages. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2881 At least we're guaranteed to be home before dark. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2882 I'm telling you this doesn't count as camping 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2883 The advantage of this is that anywhere is within walking distance of our house. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2884 I know the artist has an allegory in here somewhere but I just can’t find it 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2885 You sure they said this was a mobile home? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2886 So NOW you think it would have made more sense to sell the house first,THEN backpack around the world? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2887 How was I to know that this is what the "entire house" filter on Airbnb meant? 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2888 This way you don't have to worry about whether you left the iron on or the front door unlocked. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2889 Get a piggyback loan! It’ll help us shoulder the load! Idiot. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2890 We should have just spent the money for a tent." Mike Dol 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2891 Let's also ask him the meaning of fixed asset depreciation. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2892 Yes I did pack the kitchen sink now that you ask. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2893 And I thought the mortgage payment would be a burden. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2894 I’m starting to think our therapist wasn’t talking about sharing the household weight in a literal sense. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2895 Glamping may be a thing, but it's not my thing. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2896 Hurry up,we're moving at a snail's pace. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2897 Ask them if we're headed in the right direction. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2898 Phew! We’re almost to the top of our house walk, Sisyphus 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
2899 Remember when we carried our school debt on top of this? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2900 Our really tiny house. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2901 Let's take our house to the ocean next year. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2902 This house hunting is fun but not the part where you have to pack it out. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2903 huff, puff, location, location, location, huff, puff.... 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2904 It will be easier coming down. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2905 You and your fear of public bathrooms. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2906 And I thought the mortgage was a huge burden! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2907 Livin’ on the edge 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2908 No one told me variable interest rates could get this bad 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2909 You left the heating on, didn't you? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2910 I didn’t think the neighbors were THAT bad, Jim. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2911 I said, ‘Backyard ADU, not backpack ADU.’ 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2912 Are you sure property taxes will be lower up here? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2913 Next time let's roll our clothes. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2914 Can't wait until we get to the house party. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2915 I thought you were going to take care of the fireplace. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2916 You just had to go the discount route again. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2917 I know I said, 'Home is wherever I'm with you', but this is getting ridiculous. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2918 You are right. Owning is more burdensome than renting. Sophia Shen, San Francisco, Ca. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2919 I just don’t know how snails do it! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2920 It's almost like our home away from home. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2921 Our neighbors will be so jealous of the view. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2922 Maybe the Sullivans weren’t so annoying after all. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2923 The view will be great! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2924 Each time we go on vacation, I vow not to overpack, but I just don't learn. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2925 Are you sure this is the best way, Atlas?" "Pretty sure, Sisyphus... 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
2926 The view from the window will be worth it. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2927 I told you we shouldn't have gone for the jumbo mortgage. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2928 I do not think that is what he meant by room service 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2929 I think I forgot my toothbrush. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2930 I misinterpreted ,"take up residence." 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2931 It’s really just the lot that’s prohibitively expensive. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2932 See, it's totally possible to live off what you carry on your back! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2933 I know it's tough, but we're out of California 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2934 I think we are taking this "home office" thing a bit too far. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2935 House poor, I understood. House heavy was in the fine print. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2936 Wait, I’ve got it! How about a rolled up canvas house that you prop up with poles?” “Yeah right, Fred, where would you put the refrigerator? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2937 I don’t see what’s so great about tiny houses. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2938 So far so good. I just hope we can carry the mortgage. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2939 Sure it's heavy, but I like to sleep in my own bed! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2940 Home is where the target heart rate is. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2941 This saves me the hassle of packing 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2942 This brings a whole new meaning to Airbnb! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2943 See, isn't this lots better than pushing it uphill by yourself? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2944 I thought you meant carry our home in our hearts. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2945 Underwater? I'm more worried about going upside down. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2946 There's a housing shortage 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2947 Next time we're hiring some movers. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2948 197 bottles on beer on the wall...197 bottles of beer 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2949 No brainer, really. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2950 It's not the house, it's the provisions inside. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2951 The price of this house is going up! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2952 I’m not sure about this whole ‘holiday home’ thing. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2953 Is this a good first date? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2954 I'm starting to resent whoever imposed these new rules for first-time home buyers. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2955 Well, we didn't forget anything 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2956 I still think a tent would have made more sense. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2957 When I said we needed to stay close to home, this is not what I had in mind! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2958 It's appropriate we're moving at a snail's pace. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2959 I guess it's pretty much the opposite of a staycation. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2960 This is more of a giant backpack than a tiny house. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2961 If we pull this off, we’ll have our house with a great view 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2962 I hope this goes better than it did for Sisyphus… 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2963 We really need to start packing light... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2964 I think we've might have overpacked... 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2965 Yah, sure, but dude, like I told you before -- it's not about whether glamping is cool or not, it's about keeping my kombucha starter from dying!" 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2966 Homesteading sucks. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2967 The app says Sisyphus Acres is jut around the corner. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
2968 Backpacking was easier before we needed the comforts of home 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2969 The rising carrying costs because of the steep rate increase are killing us. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2970 I feel like the current housing market has more ups than downs 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2971 Satisfied? Now you know you didn't leave anything on! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2972 Hermit crabs make it look so easy 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2973 i think this is notexact;ly what they meant by rising home equity. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
2974 Let's hope the foundation is still there. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2975 Are you sure you tried all our regular sitters? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
2976 So I said to her, “Hamptons rentals are insane, the Nantucket ferries are all booked and crypto is crashing. What were we supposed to do? Stay HOME?!?!” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2977 Snail, tortoise…whatever 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2978 We always pack too much; this isn't what I meant by carry-on. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2979 Next rest stop, the kitchen sink gets heaved over the edge. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2980 The flyer did say the trek was like a home away from home... 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2981 Talk about having someone’s back! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2982 Wherever you go, there you are 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2983 Maybe now we can sell this baby! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2984 We've got to get out from under this house. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2985 I guess I misunderstood the concept of a mobile home. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2986 Next time, we're getting an RV 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2987 We've got to keep this up! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2988 I didn’t think working from home was this difficult 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2989 I know its heavy but you really appreciate the hot tub after a long hike. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2990 Couldn’t we just buy a home with a view? 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
2991 Hey Mohammed - Next time you should invite the mountain to your place!" 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2992 If this doesn’t keep your Mother away, I don’t know what will 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2993 I guess we have more essentials than everyone else 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2994 Being a hermit is harder than it sounds 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2995 OK. How about cohabisnails? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2996 I thought the whole idea of camping is to get away from it all. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2997 Slow and steady wins the race. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2998 Remember in 2009 when our house was under water? Never again! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2999 When you said "We have to pick up the house before we go..." 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3000 I still think we should have hired movers. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3001 Thanks,man. I couldn't have carried this mortgage on my own. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3002 Now I understand why they listed it as a mobile home 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3003 Don't worry. Fireplace fires aren't considered to be smoking. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3004 Do you have to go at a snail’s pace? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3005 This was not what I had in mind when you mentioned camping in a mobile home. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3006 It’s better than the weight of the world I used to carry. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3007 It's called glamping. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3008 Well, I'd rather carry the home than the payments. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3009 Honestly, it might be easier if I just do it alone. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3010 East or West, home is best! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3011 Sandra, I’m just not sure if I’m cut out for this whole “little house movement” thing. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3012 My right foot itches. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3013 At least we didn’t have to pack for this trip. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3014 I told you carrying a second mortgage was a bad idea 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3015 Barrier to entry of owning a house is steeper than I thought. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3016 Bringing our retirement funds with us 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3017 Was the only way I saw to access my home WiFi 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3018 I'm considering a reverse mortgage. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3019 OK, OK, so I didn't understand how U-Haul worked over here. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3020 What ya say next week we carry up the garage? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3021 Maybe we won't be homesick but I could hurl right now. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3022 Home is where the heart is. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3023 My quads are loving this. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3024 Can you walk the dog tonight? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3025 The mortgages elevation gain has started and the inflation top is unclear 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3026 If these house prices keep climbing, I'm going to drop dead before I own one. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3027 This is what I like about mobile homes, you can take them anywhere. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3028 Don’t leave home without it is a suggestion we should’ve given a bit more thought to 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3029 I KNEW you would pack everything but the kitchen sink! Oh... Wait a minute! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3030 Well, It's better than being underwater. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3031 I still think you're missing the essential point of getting back to nature. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3032 This Glamping property better have Lake Front Views. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3033 Do you remember if I packed my blue tee shirt? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3034 Think how comfy to sleep in our own bed while on a mountain top. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3035 The flood insurance savings are not nearly as big as you might think. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3036 I can’t get that damn Kate Bush sing out of my head. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3037 It’s not my fault that we could barely afford the flight tickets for this trip 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3038 I still think this airbnb is better than a hotel 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3039 And it was at this moment a back pack would’ve made more sense 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3040 Yes, but Todd said it was ok as long as we would 'work from home'. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3041 It’s either this or saving 20% down. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3042 Back Home 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3043 They call it ‘work-from-anywhere’ 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3044 Surely this will hike up the value. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3045 Good thing we didn't go with the brownstone. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3046 They may be laughing now, but wait until they check out the jacuzzi. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3047 Remember when we used to get homesick? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3048 It beats having to pack. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3049 I figured it works for turtles and snails. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3050 This dual citizenship in Italy isn't such a great idea ... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3051 your parents said it would be hard to carry but what did we know? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3052 Can't remember if I locked the door. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3053 They said "Small House Hike - FREE" 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3054 Do you think the view will be worth it? 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3055 Why do we have to go at such a snail's pace? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3056 I still don’t get what the attraction is for a second house 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3057 We'll bring the garage up next trip. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3058 So, this is: HOSTEL ACCOMMODATIONS INCLUDED 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3059 Couldn’t we just buy another house, then move? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3060 This is the hard part about moving. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3061 As you know, I always like to sleep upstairs. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3062 Build a 'tiny' house, you said. We can take it anywhere, you said... 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3063 Aren't you glad we won't have to walk home? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3064 I'm not sure this is what they meant when they said the housing market had reached dizzying heights. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3065 I told you we should’ve used the balloons 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3066 All we have to do is outclimb interest rates. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3067 I didn't know you meant you wanted a home on a 'mountain' range. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3068 I now regret saying it would be easier to just pack up the entire house. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3069 I have a new-found respect for turtles. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3070 Did you leave the stove on? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3071 I hope this takes care of your Agoraphobia problem. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3072 I finally found one and it's not getting away this time. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3073 No complaining, it’s only way we can afford to carry a mortgage. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3074 When they said glamping, I didn't know they meant you had to carry your own tiny house. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3075 The song’s not true, he IS heavy, he’s my brother & I wish he’d come out & carry his own house! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3076 We should've used the balloons instead. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3077 So THIS is your idea of "Movin' On Up?" 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3078 It's something of a snail's pace trail, no? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3079 I liked their advertising: "No need to set it up, just set it down!" 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3080 Buck up Jamie. Owning a home is an uphill battle! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3081 This seemed so much easier in the movie. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3082 This life-size Monopoly game is more challenging than I expected... 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3083 Stop complaining. You said you wanted an Airbnb with 24/7 hiking. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3084 Did I say, "Let's walk home?" Yes. Are you being obtusely literal? Also yes. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3085 I thought you turned off the oven. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3086 What’s that movie with the balloons? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3087 You know, most people don't bring their own Bed and Breakfast when they vacation! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3088 How did you forget to pack the selfie stick? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3089 I hope you flushed the toilet 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3090 Okay, okay. You were right. The "v" in "RV" is critical to the concept. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3091 Did you clean the cat litter? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3092 Is that your idea of a carry-on? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3093 I said backpack… Not back shack! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3094 I can never sleep in a strange bed. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3095 Just wait and see, extreme glamping is gonna catch on! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3096 It was easier to just take the house so we didn’t have to leave the kitchen sink. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3097 You know, it may be too cold to heat it at the top. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3098 Please tell me you flushed the toilet. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3099 I know, but I'll only worry I didn't turn the iron off 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3100 I always pack too much stuff. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3101 I'm starting to regret promising you all the comforts of home on this trip. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3102 You realize, don't you, that bringing our bear traps means we're taking house hunting to new heights. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3103 Think how much we're saving on gas! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3104 If I just admit we can’t afford a house in LA can we put this down? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3105 Sisyphus had it MUCH easier. Trust me. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3106 WearBnB-Cash and Carry Only! 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3107 Still... I have the feeling we forgot something... 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3108 Did you load the dishwasher? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3109 Maybe "moving up" wasn't the best goal! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3110 I just remembered we forgot to put out the fire. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3111 I suppose I could've just brought the Cuisinart. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3112 Maybe three bedrooms with one bath would have sufficed. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3113 If I have service up here, I’ll try calling Bob Vila again. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3114 Don't worry...the housing crisis will peak soon. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3115 All I can say is,I hope we get to the top in time to watch the rest of Severence. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3116 I enjoy Legos? 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
3117 Son, today we're gonna learn a little something about flipping houses at the peak." 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3118 Truth is, I had something more relaxing in mind when you suggested a staycation. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3119 And I thought thirty years was a long carry. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3120 I'm going to be very annoyed if the view from the living room is not improved. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3121 Wait, did I leave the oven on? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3122 See, we didn’t need that dolly. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3123 Did you remember to extinguish the fire? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3124 I'm telling you, this way our expectations aren't so high that we experience buyer's remorse. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3125 Just think about how cozy it’ll be when we have burning logs in the fireplace . 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3126 Great idea not to have to pack. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3127 House hunting is fun until you have to bring back what you caught 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
3128 Four more miles and we will make it to Canada 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3129 Did you really have to bring your entire library of mathematics books for this trip? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3130 Like my wife said, no rest for the stupid 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3131 I was kinda thinking of a little more off the grid adventure. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3132 I always feel at home with you. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3133 Oh sure, snails have it so easy you said! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
3134 Only another 29 years. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3135 Your vision of camping is imaginative, I’ll give you that. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3136 I thought the idea was to leave home behind for awhile 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3137 I told you I'm not really an outdoor person. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
3138 This is not what I meant by “let’s go back home.” 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3139 It'll be worth it to sleep in your own bed. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3140 We could be the new face of U-haul! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3141 I told you. We're going to sell at the top. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3142 This just wasn’t what I was expecting when you said you wanted a home in the mountains. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3143 We need to downsize. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3144 And you thought the student loan was heavy! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3145 Walking up that hill 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3146 I'm telling you: Now that Airbnb is into tiny houses, we'll clean up. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3147 So, this gives new insight into mobile home living huh? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3148 With gas prices these days, this was the only mobile home we could afford 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3149 I expected rent hikes, but I didn’t think it’d be this steep! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3150 I’m glad the mortgage is paid. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3151 Rental hike 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3152 Wait till you see the view. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
3153 We'll leave the couch at the next water break. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
3154 Just be glad this isn't a real Castle. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3155 Too bad you’re not dead. I could have done this with balloons. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3156 You said you always wanted a mountain home, and you hate camping out. Remember what we pack in; we pack out.. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3157 Technically, it’s still 412 Elm Street. This is just to punish the paperboy. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3158 I really thought we would have flipped this by now... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3159 They finally got "tiny" enough... 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3160 I’m not sure if this turtle costume was the best Halloween hike idea. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3161 Are we there yet? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3162 We really shouldn’t have scoffed at the tiny house movement. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3163 I told you my mom would be happy to watch it for us. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3164 Think of the views we will have from the second floor. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3165 Did you remember to lock the door? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3166 I think I left our water in the garage. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3167 You checked the weather forecast, right? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3168 Home is anywhere we lay our home. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3169 Oh, no. You just had to have your three bedroom. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3170 You can never be too sure, dear! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3171 This tiny home movement is really getting to me. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3172 Now I know exactly how my pet turtle used to feel 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3173 Do you think our “mobile home” invention will ever catch on? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3174 The zen you find on the top of the mountain is the one you take with you 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3175 Tiny road homes are really in right now 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3176 I wasn't sure how many pairs of underwear we'd need 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3177 When you said we were staying somewhere just like home, you weren't kidding! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3178 I’m glad we got involved in the tiny house movement, although this type of movement is not what I had in mind! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3179 No, I work from home these days. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3180 My therapist recommended two things: hiking and living in the moment. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3181 In hindsight, carrying the mortgage was a bad idea. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3182 Why is it so hard to leave the house? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3183 I don’t really like camping. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3184 'Let's go glamping,' you said. 'It's like camping but with all the comforts of home,' you said. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3185 The carrying charges on this home loan are brutal. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3186 Did you ever consider a tent? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3187 You got the keys, didn’t you? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3188 I told you we should've gotten a smaller house. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3189 I should have known better...nothing goes on clearance at REI." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3190 At $5 per gallon, it just wasn't practical to take the RV up here. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3191 I thought my mortgage was heavy! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3192 Will they go back up when they realize it is theirs? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3193 Anything to avoid packing a suitcase 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3194 Home alone Sharon? 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
3195 So think. Where was the last place you used the American Express Card? 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
3196 Smell something burning? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3197 When they said "glamping", this is not at all what I had in mind. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3198 I thought hiking with your in-laws meant leaving the suite behind. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3199 I think you may have misconstrued "don't leave home without it" 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3200 I still say we should have brought the basement. 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
3201 What if we hadn’t joined the micro-home movement? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3202 This is backpacking with all the comforts of home. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3203 Carrying it was just cheaper than buying thousands of balloons 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3204 They can't make us pay for a house they can't find 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3205 Jim, did you remember to put out the fire this time? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3206 Don’t worry. Once we fix it up, there will be brewery up here in no time. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3207 Stop complaining, the old ma will love it. 1.1863 0.05163 102 89 7 6
3208 Did you verify the address? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
3209 The boomers were right, totally worth the investment. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3210 Maybe opting to work remotely wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3211 I cant believe the deal we got on this! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3212 This is even worse than the hike on interest rate's 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3213 I love our carriage house, but the Jones' McMansion is going put us to shame. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3214 The economy these days… talk about a mortgage hike 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3215 I think I forgot to turn the oven off. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3216 Take it away!! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3217 There goes the neighborhood. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3218 At least we will have a nice place to sleep tonight. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3219 doesnt look like houseapalooza 1.1857 0.06528 70 62 3 5
3220 Now we don’t have to worry whether we turned the stove off. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3221 I guess you weren't kidding when you said you'd never leave the house. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3222 When we get there, we’ll know it. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3223 I hate being tied down. . . . 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3224 You forgot the what?! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3225 Just tell'em that we're looking for a foundation to donate it to, if they ask. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3226 It sure sounded sexier when the bank lady explained it. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3227 I get it, we should have done more research on reverse mortgages. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3228 I still can't help but to feel like we forgot something. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3229 Refinancing will be no problem, you said. Now look at us. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3230 When we talked about doing a staycation, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3231 If that was George Clooney who passed us, we must be dreaming. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3232 Can’t accidentally leave the stove on if you never leave the stove. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3233 I saw this snail and I thought what a good idea 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3234 There’s got to be a better way to incline our home value. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3235 I doubt we forgot something 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3236 I'm thinking about designing a structure made of thin fabric and lightweight, but sturdy support poles. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3237 That 6% interest rate is tough to carry. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3238 Next time, wheels. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3239 This scenic lookout better be the one, because I'm not carrying this house back down this mountain. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3240 Maybe you were right. About a tent. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3241 Do you think that we overpacked? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3242 When I signed up, I had no idea this is what carrying over a home loan rate hike meant... 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3243 This is so much easier since we dumped the kitchen sink. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3244 Better a house than a monkey. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3245 HGTV wants to call the show Pikes Peaks or die 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
3246 Location, location, location." That says it all 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3247 When I said hiking is a great escape, I didn't mean forever 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3248 Be grateful it's a styrofoam pre-fab. 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
3249 I thought packing the kitchen sink last time was going to get you to enjoy backpacking. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3250 Why must you take me so literally? "I would carry a house up a mountain for you" is just a figure of speech, like "hell on wheels." 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3251 Snail's pace!" That's exactly what I was thinking 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3252 I’ve always wanted a vacation home in the mountains 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3253 Get away from it all,” you said. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3254 This is an excellent way to avoid yardwork. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
3255 Tiny house, schminey house. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3256 These new interest rate hikes are way too tough on home buyers. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3257 I can't shake the feeling that I left the fire going at home. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3258 Now I know what they mean by "location, location, location" 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3259 Home is where you make it. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3260 I think I forgot something. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3261 Be thankful it's only for fifteen years. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3262 I think you took “take your stuff and leave” too literally. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3263 Thanks for the help--my wife refuses to sleep in a tent. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3264 Who says a house is not a home!? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3265 All the comforts of home," you said 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3266 I'm sure glad we installed that doorbell cam. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3267 You've got to get past this best house also being in the best zip code thing. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3268 So glad we recycled all that styrofoam from take-out. So much homier than a tent. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3269 You say the real estate agent is your cousin? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3270 Why would they host the 'metaphorical snail costume awards' so far up, this year? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3271 Darn it, I forgot the keys. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3272 We should’ve just hired movers 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3273 We’re doomed to do this again tomorrow. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3274 They said interest rates were high. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3275 Oh no, wait … did you remember the kitchen sink?! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3276 Did I complain when I helped you? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3277 It beats the shell I carried from my past life. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3278 Yeah, but tonight we will sleep in our own bed. 1.1837 0.05299 98 86 6 6
3279 These rate hikes are killing me! 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
3280 I think I forgot to pack the car 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3281 I told you buying a smaller house would pay off in the long run. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3282 Do you mind if I go to the bathroom 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
3283 It’s a uphill battle , but at least we won’t be home sick… 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3284 Mobile home, my ass ! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3285 How people can travel that light, I'll never understand. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3286 That is the very DEFINITION of overpacking! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3287 The person who said you can't take it with you was clearly wrong! 1.1833 0.04581 120 104 10 6
3288 This work from home has got to stop! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3289 If they ask, just say we are going home 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3290 It's 2060 dude! This Trillionaires on Everest thing is gonna take off. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3291 Honey,did you pack the kitchen sink? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3292 This way, there’s no complaining on the way back home! 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3293 Let them mock us. They’ll be sorry when we don’t have them over for tea at the summit.” 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3294 Love it or list it? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3295 The rent has gotten so bad in Manhattan, we decided to move upstate 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3296 Do you think we’re still going to have to file our taxes in the state of California? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3297 I know your doctor said we shouldn't put balloons on the house, but it is getting pretty heavy 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3298 But the lot i bought was cheap. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3299 One back pack? This is so like you. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3300 I know they say you can take your tiny home with you when you travel, but I'm beginning to think they mean on-road travels. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3301 I'm not sure this is what they meant by interest rate hike. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3302 This isn't what I imagined when you said you wanted to move up. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
3303 I thought it was just the mortgage rates that were going uphill. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3304 I’m thirsty, did you turn the water off? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3305 Well, at least it's only fifteen years. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3306 I'm on the inside after our next rest stop. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3307 Let's go higher. The ocean might rise this high. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3308 Maybe we shouldn't have embraced the 'pack for every scenario' after all. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3309 When they mentioned the burden of home ownership, this was not what I envisioned.” 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3310 But just think if we bundle home and auto. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3311 If we want to escape this rent hike, aren’t we supposed to hike down? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3312 I just never seem to pack lightly. 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
3313 We need a house with a view. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3314 Consider it an investment. When we reach the summit, you can list for $6.5M. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3315 We should have refinanced in 2020! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3316 Just another half-mile, then we'll finally be able to afford a down payment on this place. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
3317 It's how I don't get homesick. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3318 Glamping, amiright? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3319 Man... moving houses is tough as they say." Olivia Xu, New York City, N.Y 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3320 I knew something like this would come up. Thanks to my foresight, we don't have to go home to check. We can just stop and see whether you left a fire going in the fireplace. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3321 We're literally moving house", you said. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3322 I tried minimalism once, never works 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3323 When you said you rented a vacation house, this wasn’t what I expected. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3324 I hope you remembered to close the back door” 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3325 Thinking we should have used those 'Up' balloons. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3326 It's the only place available where we can get away from politics. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3327 This way you can scale the heights without leaving home. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3328 The Joneses had never been backpacking before, but they sensed there was something off. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3329 California is a long way! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3330 Honey, did you ask the postman to hold the mail delivery while we’re away? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3331 Next time, let’s just bring the kitchen sink instead. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3332 I regret helping you move. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3333 You know, your home sickness is starting to weigh on me 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3334 Are you sure this beats a tent? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3335 Too bad our guru only does in-cave appraisals for a refinance. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3336 I feel like we're going at a snail's pace. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
3337 Oh,shoot! I forgot toothpaste. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3338 I don’t mind carrying the house with you, but did you have to leave the fire on? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3339 Can't wait to get this mortgage off my back." Glenda Weather 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3340 They’re whining again. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3341 I share your frustration of moving at a snail's pace. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3342 the cost of acquiring a view 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3343 Just be grateful that we left the kitchen sink. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3344 DON'T KNOW HOW TURTLES DO IT 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3345 I’ll be happy when the price of gas comes down and we can get back to travelling in the Winnebago. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3346 And that’s when I decided to pack up and leave. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3347 Take your trash with you 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3348 I made sure we didn’t forget the corkscrew this time! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3349 Saddled with debt 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3350 Sisyphus was at least lucky enough to roll his stuff 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3351 If we move fast enough we can out climb the interest rates 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3352 You married a 21st century nomad. This is how our community has evolved.. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3353 I think 🤔 I left the iron on … 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3354 I'm telling you the crash can't touch it up here 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3355 You know, I kind of get now why we never see any hiking turtles” 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3356 I want a divorce. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3357 Now that you mention it, I guess my biggest disappointment is still the time I sat through Eyes Wide Shut in complete confidence that we were going to see Tom's penis. 1.1809 0.05652 94 84 3 7
3358 Well, I told you we should go with the Tiny House.” 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3359 I'm getting tired of carrying this mortgage. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3360 You couldn't use a -plain back pack? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3361 Pilgrim’s progress? Never heard of it. Why? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3362 Stop complaining. You knew that I'd been bitten by a radioactive snail when you married me. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3363 Remind me to sell my IKEA stock. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3364 Just keep repeating location, location, location 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3365 What if it's too small for them? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3366 Hey! At least we can stay overnight. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3367 No, there is no place like home..but must we travel with it? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3368 Location, Schmo-cation! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3369 Are you sure that "Backpackers Guide to Packing" is ALL weanie nonsense? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3370 I enjoy camping. You like staying home. You always say I'm unwilling to compromise. Happy now? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3371 I thought the idea of getting away was to leave the damn house! 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3372 It's a lot of trouble to get a view with a house. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3373 Fraternity pledging is hell. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3374 You said we should not leave without it! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3375 Hungry? We've got granola -- check in the pantry. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3376 Did you remember to close the garage door? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3377 Don't fret dear, its only papier-mache. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3378 Do you smell something burning? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3379 Not so sure about the Tiny House movement 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3380 I didn't realize owning a house would be this HEAVY! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3381 Sure, they're laughing at us now... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3382 It was a lot easier with the monkey. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3383 I’m starting to think the tiny house movement is overrated. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3384 This way we'll never feel homesick 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3385 Son,,,you wanted a college to close to home 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3386 YOU told me to pack everything! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3387 I’m starting to have mixed feelings about the fridge full of beer. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3388 We can put our little love nest next to an eagle’s nest. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3389 Still think this is better than staycation? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3390 If they can bring down the house, we can bring it up. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3391 You didn't read the fine print, did you? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3392 …check… “ “…kitchen sink…?” “Uh, Damn! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3393 How do you know your parents will enjoy their new location? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3394 I don't know, getting away from home just seems harder than it used to. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3395 It is quite inconvenient. But on the other hand it's a legitimate property tax loophole. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3396 It's surprisingly lighter without the kitchen sink. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3397 You couldn't put up with the beds at the inn for just one night? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3398 watch out for the looky loos! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3399 I wouldn’t call it a tiny house. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3400 Can you believe that some people think they can enjoy the Great Outdoors from the comfort of a RV? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3401 When you said we needed to move rural during the pandemic I had something else in mind." 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3402 Yeah, I guess we really are homebodies. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3403 I hope my acrophobia doesn't kick in 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3404 How much further before we are officially off the grid? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3405 I think I've hiked past my interest rate. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
3406 Are you sure there wasn't something else you wanted to pack? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3407 You know? I truly feel at home in nature. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3408 This “Live Monopoly” sucks! Where the hell is Park Place? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
3409 Are you sure you didn't leave the stove on? 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
3410 With the latest hike in house prices, I thought the houses themselves would need a hike too. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3411 Hurry, the bubble is about to burst 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3412 With gas prices as high as they are, this is the future of mobile homes! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3413 We flipped the coin; Have a home in our hike or Have a hike in our home 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3414 Don't worry, the reverse mortgage is all down hill! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3415 I can't remember if it was Airbnb, or VRBO, but it promoted great views. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3416 At least this time we’ll be able to wash our socks and underwear. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3417 This may be the edge of civilization, but it feels like we never left home. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3418 Honey? I think I forgot to turn the stove off. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3419 Our Sherpa dabbles in real estate. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3420 Tell me again why they call this a "tiny house. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3421 Glamping may not be all it's cracked up to be. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3422 Little House in the Big Woods...done. Little House on the Prairie...done. Little House on the Steep Mountain...Available! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3423 When you said, “everything, including the kitchen sink” I thought you were joking. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3424 Location location location This housing market stinks 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3425 Uhhh, you wanted us to live up here? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3426 She took everything; left me the mobile home. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3427 This is not what they mean by “glamping”. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3428 Now we don’t have to use the public restroom 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3429 You really never leave the house huh 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3430 Howdy neighbor 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3431 It's starting to feel like too much house for just the two of us. 1.1792 0.05157 106 94 5 7
3432 I told you we needed to make hotel reservations far in advance. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3433 You said you wanted to stay close to home... 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3434 I never dreamed I would find another Turtle. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3435 Uh-oh. I think I forgot the shed. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3436 Well, the man did say it was a mobile home. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3437 Don’t you think you’re taking this “hide your assets” thing to extremes? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3438 We need to become minimalists. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3439 I hoped you remember tpturn the water off when you finis 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3440 Don't forget, you'll need to offer this for rent to satisfy the 1031 exchange. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3441 You said you were going to pack light. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3442 We should have booked earlier. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3443 Now that you mention it, no, I don't recall banking the fire after breakfast. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3444 Can we just take the shed next time? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3445 Are we overthinking remote work? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3446 they said to pack light, so I brought the guest house 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3447 Did you cancel the mail? 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3448 I still think that the concept of a staycation and a trip to the mountains holds up. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3449 When they said housing costs can be a burden, I didn't think they meant it literally. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
3450 30-year mortgage 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3451 We should have brought the hot tub instead. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3452 Katrina? Ida? A future? 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3453 Keep repeating: "Location, Location, Location." 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3454 Next time let's get a housesitter. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3455 Did we lock the door before we lifted our home? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3456 I'm just not quite ready to leave home. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3457 It’s called ‘turtleing’ it’s all the rage in Europe right now 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3458 Its the only way I could get a high-rise in my price range 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3459 When we get to the top let's flip it 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3460 ...and we can be making a campfire while the other people are still pitching their tent. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3461 Relo rates are so damn steep. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3462 I get the property part, but why do they think we're brothers. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3463 Think you could've looked a little harder for the tent? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3464 This is the easy part, just wait til you read the restrictions! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3465 They would've included landline 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3466 I have an undying respect fir tortoises. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3467 You just had to ask for a wrap-around mortgage. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3468 Yeah, the kitchen sink’s in there, too. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3469 Just a few more miles and we’ll be to the cheaper tax area 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3470 Saves the camping cost ! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3471 Decades after, bro, we haven't yet come to terms with that Three Little Pigs story 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3472 It's rent controlled 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3473 I still think a single-story would have been the way to go. Especially as we age. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3474 When I said I wanted to hike up our home’s value, I didn’t mean literally. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3475 I didn't think they meant the Parade of Homes so literally. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3476 If mortgage rates keep going up like this, we’re gonna get crushed. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3477 Just because we got the tiny house doesn’t mean we have to take it everywhere! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3478 I finally don't get homesick anymore. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3479 When they said we won a mobile home, I thought they meant one with wheels 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3480 You had to put the spare key under the rock at the top of the mountain! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3481 Sixteen Tons and what do you get ? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3482 I suppose you could say we are literally “shacking-up.” 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3483 It doesn't seem that tiny after a few miles. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3484 Yeah, well when we tuck in tonight they will all want to sleep in the guest room. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3485 No, it's not easier than having to decide what to pack. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3486 Val-deri, Val-dera, Val-deri, Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3487 Just one more mile and we'll have a really great view! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3488 Told you we'd need a lay-by! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3489 This model is called The Box Turtle.” 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3490 Well, this is one way to take back the House. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3491 Told you not to take "Up" seriously... We could have atleast used balloons... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3492 Don't worry, downhill is much easier 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3493 Shoot, did I lock the front door? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3494 Zillophus 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3495 I told you it had a great view. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3496 Dude, how can you still feel that you forgot something? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3497 I wanted the RV. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3498 I know gas prices are high, but I still miss our RV. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3499 Someone's gotta keep the American dream alive 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3500 You’re right, we should’ve gotten the waist belts 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
3501 I feel like I forgot something. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3502 Wait—did we bring water? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3503 Remember when all we had to carry was the mortgage? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3504 Does the Homestead Act still apply? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3505 I'm going to be really glad we brought the shower. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3506 This is the last time I offer to help your mother move! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3507 Think of all the time we saved by not packing. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3508 Did you pay the cable? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3509 On second thought, maybe we should have packed just our sleeping bags and a tent 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3510 If this doesn't keep your parents away, I'm lost. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3511 I told you it wouldn't fit. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3512 Beats applying for a new mortgage. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3513 I told you we shouldn’t have chosen the variable rate mortgage. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3514 Do I have this right: you place this mini-house on the side of the mountain, kidnap your studio art professor, show her the small house on the big mountain to make a point about perspective - all in an effort to change your A- to an A? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3515 I didn't mean for you to literally pack the kitchen sink. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3516 Hold on. Where will Amazon drop the packages? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3517 I keep telling you, "There's no place like home!" 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3518 You were the one who wanted the conveniences of home. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3519 What'd you put in this thing, a load of bricks? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3520 I have a feeling that we didn't put the stove out before we left. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3521 I feel as though we really represent The Tiny House Movement” 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3522 You should hear how my grandpa did it. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3523 This time, the grass better be greener. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3524 we are house arrested 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3525 I liked it better when the backpackers came to us. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3526 Not what I had in mind when you said we were ‘moving on up.’ 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3527 Is this how the Greeks did it? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3528 Destruction of Young 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3529 I told you our tiny house could go anywhere 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3530 It saves us from making decisions on what to pack and it'll be a lot bigger once we add water. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3531 This is literally an up-scale home. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3532 I forgot to turn off the stove. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3533 I get that crime is rising, but have you given any thought to a Ring doorbell? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3534 Next time bring our single occupancy unit. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3535 After 5.0 the mortgage and the house just slides off. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3536 I disagree. I think "All the comforts of home" is meant figuratively. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3537 I can’t see us getting a bigger house. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3538 I keep,thinking I forgot to pack so,ethimg 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3539 Well at least you didn't insist on the kitchen sink! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3540 I guarantee you'll feel like home when we get there 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3541 I know your a real homebody,and I am aware that you like to sleep in your own bed,But this is not the camping trip I had in mind” 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3542 I got the 30 year unfixed 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3543 Frankly, I prefer a little house on the prairie “ 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3544 They didn't believe me when I said we were going back-glamping. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3545 Is this what Atlas meant? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3546 Did you leave the fireplace running when we left? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3547 She's a real doll they said, you'll love working for her, they said. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3548 I think we’ve taken glamping too far 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3549 You have to learn how to pack for a trip. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3550 I agreed your mother could live with us ... but go on hiking with us? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3551 When I said we could carry this house. I meant financially. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3552 Did you leave the garage door up? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3553 Isn’t this taking “location, location, location” a bit too far? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3554 I'm sure it will be an even tougher climb in the Senate. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3555 You just had to have the kitchen sink too? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3556 Damn, I think we forgot to pack sunscreen. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3557 This mountain is too damn high 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3558 You wanted a room with a view, right? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3559 I loved telling my wife that yes we even took the kitchen sink. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3560 You could have mentioned AirB&B stood for back breaker” 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3561 No, what's strange is, there's smoke coming out of the chimney. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3562 At least we dont need to carry the mortgage. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3563 Location!" You said. "LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3564 Going back down will be a bitch 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3565 You always want to travel with the comforts of home. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3566 i still think we left something behind 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3567 I wanted to get a sitter. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3568 InventingToll house cookies. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3569 The irony is that it doesn’t have a kitchen sink. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3570 Hey, houses with a great view sell for more... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3571 Me too, I get homesick easily. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
3572 Maybe I should’ve taken them up on the Sherpa. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3573 They said we could stay in their house; they didn't specify a location. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3574 It's not the weight of the world, but this house sure ain't easy to carry. Curt Wyffels Plymouth, MN 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
3575 I always hate to leave home. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3576 This wasn't what I had in mind, when I said I'd like a mountain view. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3577 Jane, trust me, the Federal Reserve knows what it’s doing. Inflation ain’t that bad. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3578 Honestly, crippling home debt is sounding pretty good right about now. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3579 You really need to get over the house sitter calling the cat fat last time 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3580 I’m selling above market. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3581 We come with our baggage 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3582 The price is not the only thing turning out to be too steep. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3583 'Sweat-Equity Honeymoon' they said; 'Location, Location, Location' they said; 'It's an All-In-One Package' they said. But what galls me is that the 'Free Sushi' wasn't all that fresh! 1.1744 0.05776 86 77 3 6
3584 Well it is a tiny home. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3585 Sure it’s oppressively heavy, but it beats roughing it. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3586 Edna bore the burden of her agoraphobia as Stan faced his fear of heights.They had met in Phobics Anonymous. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3587 Well at least we saved money on the movers 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3588 Most people our age can't carry this load. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
3589 When you suggested getting a little place in the country, I wasn't picturing Tibet. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3590 When we wake up in our own bed tomorrow, you’ll be happy that we didn’t take a tent. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3591 I know it might seem unimportant at this juncture but the front door seemed way too small. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3592 Doesn’t feel like such a tiny house now. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3593 It's Japan, so do we move to the left? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3594 So glad we opted for the Small House vs. McMansion thing. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3595 Thank goodness it's inflatable. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3596 Right now, I'm just relieved we didn't go for the condo. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3597 Ah...there's no place like home! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3598 House values are all about location. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3599 Buy a tiny house, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3600 We'll be mortgage free by the time we take the next break 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3601 Too bad we didn't have time to sell everything before we had to flee this Autocracy;once The United States of America 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3602 Don’t make that face at me! You’re the one who always wanted a mobile home. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3603 "A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and...the god-damned Tiny House!" 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3604 Did you remember to pack the kitchen sink? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3605 I’ve heard of Glamping but this is ridiculous “ 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3606 Real estate in town is just too expensive. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3607 Just remember, the bank can only repossess what it can find. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3608 When the refinance mortgage broker said" I want to look at your home first" It seems like such a harsh penalty to lay down 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3609 It will be worth more now that we have a mountain top view. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3610 I'm so glad we downsized a few years back. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3611 I think we have a gas leak in the house. I smell gas. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3612 Wait, did I turn the stove off? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3613 Not sure what the hype is about mobile homes — they’re very heavy. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3614 I feel so much better now that , that we don't have to worry about the cat's !! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3615 I told you the job ad was to good to be true. 1.1731 0.05010 104 92 6 6
3616 I thought you said the housing market was going downhill? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3617 I thought you said "go to your mountain lodge", not take it there! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3618 You know we'll just get sent to the bottom and have to start all over again... 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3619 Are you sure this is the way to the east side? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3620 Only 6 more payments! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3621 The higher we are the lower the tax rate 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3622 ‘This is taking “snail’s pace” to a whole new level’ 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3623 When you said you needed help with you move, I didn’t envision this! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3624 Location, location, vacation. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3625 I'm expecting an important package. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3626 Always wondered how snails feel 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3627 Moving from the beach to the mountains because of global warming is harder than I thought it would be. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3628 Weight training during our hike was a great idea. Wanna turn back and head to brunch? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3629 We beat the Home Owner's Association this time. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3630 Should we ask the kids to come down and help? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3631 I feel like I’ve been underneath this house ever since I bought it 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3632 And it only cost us 43,750 pieces of avocado toast 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3633 No, I said "mobile phone." 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3634 The snails make it look so much easier! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3635 I gave 'The 4-week Snailbody' to everyone at work. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3636 Next time, let's just inconvenience everybody on the highway instead. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3637 Considering all the extra room, it's not really much heavier than the little house we had last summer. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3638 Well, it beats the RV. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3639 Yes, but is it worth the carrying cost? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3640 Next time how about one of those tiny houses? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3641 Are you sure that "turtleing" is a thing? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3642 Mom’s gonna be so excited to see us. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3643 You turned off the iron, didn't you? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3644 Interest hikes 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3645 On second thought, I think we should have bought a tent. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3646 I only said : I must have a room wih a view ... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3647 It's not just real estate anymore. You're paying for the experience! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3648 You know, even it we can get five houses, the rent on Mediterranean Ave is still only $250! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3649 When our parents warned us about the burden of a large mortgage they should have been more graphic. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3650 Remind me who said...let's move out to the country... someplace remote...with a view...in one fell swoop. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3651 When we get there, we really need to work on your fear of peeing outdoors” 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3652 At least we aren’t underwater on the house. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3653 Hey, you were the one who said it's so easy to work from home. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3654 A few more hundred feet and we should be safe from sea level rise. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3655 Beyond that bend, taxes are lower,! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3656 I'm not really sure that a tiny house is actually more practical than a tent. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3657 We’re carrying the House - now how about the Senate? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3658 Did you remember to pack the driveway? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3659 I’ve come along way to overcome agoraphobia 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3660 Inflation! 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3661 This year we master backpacking and next year we master metaphors. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3662 My bad for not gaming out this whole "carrying a mortgage" thing. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3663 I told you the "Bug-Out-Bag" was never intended to be this large. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3664 Oh look at them with their zippity doo dah light weight day packs. Total slackers! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3665 All I’m saying is there are easier ways for us to pack lunch. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3666 Trust me, this is faster and cheaper than hiring a moving company these days 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3667 I think I forgot to bring a tent. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3668 Now we'll be safe from rising seal level. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3669 When I agreed to buy the dip you didn't tell me it was only going uphill from here. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3670 The idea is we hike up the price and sell at the peak 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3671 Security systems are for wimps. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3672 The guy on FlipMyHouse was pretty clear… “location, location, location” 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3673 Snails make it look so easy. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3674 Honey, when I said, ‘the housing market is climbing, call our agent’, I meant real estate, not travel. 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
3675 That's not what I thought when you said you'd feel home anywhere with me 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3676 We should have gotten the really tiny house. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3677 Did you remember to unplug the coffee pot? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3678 They said, get in shape, stay healthy and you could payoff your mortgage in 15 years. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3679 And they said we’d never get back home. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3680 Maybe we should have hired movers. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3681 Has moving house always been such an uphill struggle ? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3682 Glad we found this find your own land discount. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3683 "A Sherpa would be nice." 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3684 We need to tell these people the house rules. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3685 I have to get three bids. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3686 I think they look like robbers 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3687 Walkability is a big sell these days. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3688 Did you lock the door before we left? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3689 This interest rate hike is too steep for me. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3690 I shouldn’t have procrastinated working on my beach body. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3691 We should reconsider being a turtle carrying its home on its back. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3692 Our children ain't that heavy, my love! 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3693 I sleep better in my own house. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
3694 It's great to get out of the house! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3695 I am getting tired of our home away from home 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3696 I hope there’ll be electricity 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3697 We've almost gone far enough to prove that we carry the weight of this household equally. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3698 Sorry. My wife packed the backpack 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3699 Pure ghar ko sir par utha leta hai choti si baat par."~My Mo 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3700 Just wait until you see the cost of living up there! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3701 Look, you're the one that didn't want to sleep in a tent. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3702 I liked this metaphor better when it was only our student loans. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3703 When we get to the top, we will take only cash offers. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3704 I told you we should never have sold the tent! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3705 This is not what I meant when I asked you to buy a mobile home! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3706 Thank goodness we brought our hikes-in-rent sticks! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3707 I really appreciate how you've kept the home fires burning. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3708 I'm willing to admit that your idea of a tent has some merit. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3709 Best idea! ...Hard to find that proverbial "home away from home!" 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3710 Wish we hadn't left the kids at home. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3711 Are you sure you took out the kitchen sink? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3712 I've always wanted a mobile home. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3713 I love you forever 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3714 It must be great to be retired. Just travel around the universe, 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3715 I get that it’s a Tiny House, but still… 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3716 Bro, you couldn’t just study for the concealed carry test? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3717 I thought you said we were packing light, Gerald 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3718 They Might Be Giants Moving Co. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3719 I'm so glad we agreed on the Tiny House idea! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3720 There must be an easier workaround for Roe vs. Wade! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3721 I can't figure how turtles do it. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3722 Let's pack up the house, you said. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3723 We could really use six white horses right about now 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3724 Oh, no. Here come the questions again! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3725 I know you wanted a homey tent babe, but I feel ridiculous. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3726 My feet are killing me...I should have worn my house slippers. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3727 Should we wake the kids? We don't want them up all night. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3728 This gives U-Haul all new meaning 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3729 Cheaper than buying another one 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3730 Did we pack enough toilet paper? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3731 I can feel our property value rising already! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3732 You know what they say: hydration, hydration, hydration 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3733 I’m still saying; when they said to bring everything we might need, this is not what they meant. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3734 This is a very tough way to flip houses. 1.1692 0.06419 65 58 3 4
3735 Lets go on a staycation 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3736 I think the proper term is: Climate Migration 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3737 Backglamping. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3738 Doesn’t feel ‘simply’ safe. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3739 Did you remember to pack your toothbrush? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3740 This backpack is amazing. You can take everything you want with you. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3741 Are you sure the trail is wide enough 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3742 This turtle thing is for the birds.” “Come on, Dave, we’re in the home stretch. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3743 When you said we were moving up in the world, I wasn't thinking of this! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3744 I took their advice and never leave home without it 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3745 I can to leave the house work behind! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3746 Isn't it great to get away from it all? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3747 Tiny house or off the grid? Tough compromise. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3748 This glamping thing is going a bit too far. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3749 I hear the view from the second floor is amazing at this spot. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3750 It's possible I was wrong about the tiny house lifestyle. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3751 Wheels? Who needs wheels? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3752 “So when the guy told me we’d be carrying a heavy mortgage, how was I to know?” 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3753 It's much cheaper than buying a caravan, don't you think? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3754 But think of all we're saving by not having a house-sitter. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3755 When we get to the top, I’m flipping it. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3756 At least we were able to afford a tiny home with all of our student loan debt. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3757 I’m sorry we didn’t have time to pack.” 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3758 Glad we went for the 15 year mortgage. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3759 Anti-Drudgery! Homes for Sisyphus. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3760 Well, we can split the mortgage, and we'll have 30 years to plunk it down on the other side. Just stay with me. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3761 Of course it’s heavy. The trick is not to mind that it’s heavy. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3762 They want to move on top of the mountains. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3763 Goodbye pollution 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3764 Good thing we decided to leave the furniture behind! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3765 In “Up” they just used balloons… 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3766 Lucky we bought when we did! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3767 I’m surprised the internet works up here. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3768 Wow hon, only 29 more years 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3769 I just don't want to be that guest who complains about the spare room, you know? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3770 Are you sure we’re doing this ‘digital nomad’ thing right? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3771 You know, they have luggage with wheels now. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3772 But we will have all the comforts of home tonight. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3773 I remembered the kitchen sink this time. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3774 “It's open season for house hunting.” 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3775 I promised you you'd always have a roof over your head! 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3776 Just one more after this and then we can relax 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3777 I'm not going to talk about the tunnel anymore. Just take it one step at a time! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3778 And you think Sisyphus had it bad! 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
3779 You're right, it is cooler up here. Another 50 miles and we'll be ready for the worst the climate can bring us, if only our house wasn't so pathetic and small. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3780 This ain’t heavy. It’s my home. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3781 The pup tent was too small. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3782 We really need to learn how to pack lighter on camping trips. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3783 It's our home away from home. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3784 They said "you can never go home again" so we're taking it with us. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3785 I think I am over the tiny house movement. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3786 I could have sworn they said "horseback" tour. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3787 Aren't we walking at a snail's pace? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3788 Relax. Our campfire is already built. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3789 Is it weird that I'm still worried we left the stove on? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3790 Roe V Wade is reversed , no way anything will get done about climate change so up we go. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3791 I wish I had been born a snail 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3792 I didn't realize this is what they meant by housing price hikes. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3793 This affordable housing has gone too far. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3794 Please tell me again how we'll be able to avoid paying property taxes by putting this on top of the mountain? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3795 Tell me again how many new homes we're delivering to the Cliff Heights development. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3796 Yeah, but think of the view we'll have. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3797 If we turn sideways they can go in the front door an out the back ! Remember,don't answer any questions . 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3798 At least we'll have Wi-Fi... 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3799 Keep going...you heard the agent...this will increase our home value by at least 400 percent 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3800 Couldn’t we have just turned down the thermostat. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3801 We'll hike the price to the peak. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3802 It will be worth it!! We'll have all the comforts of home!! 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3803 That tandem bicycle is looking like a much better choice, now. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3804 We should have re-fied when we had the chance. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3805 They didn't believe me when I said we had a zero emissions mobile home. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3806 We may not be the first to summit the mountain top, but we will be the first to inhabit it. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3807 At least we got the fire going for when we get there. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3808 My greatest fear? Homelessness. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3809 I couldn't remove the kitchen sink. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3810 It was your idea to buy a vacation home 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
3811 Did you remember to pack the muscle relaxer? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3812 If your parents want to ‘drop in’ for the weekend, they’ll just have to find us. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3813 This isn't what I imagined when REI enticed me with their "hands-free relocation benefits" 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3814 We agree right? We don't put this down until we see a Starbucks. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3815 You’re sure we just add water when we get there and it grows to normal size? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3816 Dad said camping is for sissies. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3817 I'm really into backshacking. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3818 I know it’s heavy, but this is the only way we can afford to move to a state where abortion is still legal. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3819 According to Sisyphus this will make us feel a lot better 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3820 This may be taking glamping too far 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3821 You HAD to pack the water bed. 1.1667 0.04478 114 100 9 5
3822 No matter how far you roam, there’s no place like home! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3823 Are you sure waiving the home inspection & mortgage was a good idea? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3824 What do you think those hikers meant by "snail's pace"? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3825 Well you’re the one who wanted all the comforts of home. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3826 I’m thinking that your treehouse idea probably makes more sense. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3827 Some people just don’t appreciate the comforts of home. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3828 Leave the packing to me next time. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3829 They said the trail would be easier on houseback. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3830 Why are we such homebodies? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3831 So then, the big shaggy bear says, . . . 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3832 You think this is nice, just wait till you see the view from the second floor’. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3833 I just don't understand why house prices keep climbing higher. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3834 Movers? I called "Two Men and a Trek" 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3835 You packed the sink, right? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3836 It's an extreme tent. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3837 New meaning to moving on. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3838 Did we leave the sunscreen at home?" "Hmm, let me check. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3839 Did you remember to cover the basement? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3840 For a guru, you'd think a yurt or teepee would do? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3841 Let's just make camp for the night here. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3842 Google maps said to make a U-turn as soon as it's safe. # 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3843 You told me to pack everything except the kitchen sink 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3844 Sisyphus the Millennial 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3845 I can’t believe I made it this long without knowing that ‘interest rate hikes’ were literal! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3846 Get yourself a vacation home, they said. It will be easy to enjoy,they said. We should have gotten one of those tiny homes! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3847 I didn’t think it would follow us around for so long. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3848 Life was easier when I only had a monkey on my back. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
3849 I'm glad we got the house. Now we just have to find a lot. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3850 This way it’s ok if we left anything on. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3851 Explain to me again exactly why I don’t want to be a gram weenie. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3852 I mean, we’ve been climbing for the last three years. Maybe this is high enough? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3853 We'll be in a lot better shape than those bikers with their pup tents. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3854 Because I'm still working from home. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3855 Did I mention my profound dislike of interest rate hikes? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3856 We may need to take the air out of it. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3857 The Original House Hunters 1.1646 0.05818 79 71 3 5
3858 This isn’t what I had in mind when you said I need to start picking up around the house. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3859 Experts say this is how we build up our net worth faster. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3860 My dear, it is worth this to get away from those horrible neighbors.... 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3861 I thought you promised we would buy a tiny house!! Marjorie FitzGerald MD 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3862 I said: 'Bring the DVD of "House"!' 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3863 well, you said you wanted to go on this adventure but only if I guaranteed we'd have the comforts of our home! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3864 we've got the mortgage market covered 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3865 I'm going to second guess myself and just say that we should have taken the tents. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3866 I wish you would've been more specific about the favor you owed the Sherpa. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3867 Calling this a tiny house backpack is a bit of a stretch 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3868 I'm tired of carrying such a big mortgage." 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3869 Yeah, sure, Sisyphus was legendary, but he was only carrying a boulder up the hill, we’re carrying a whole house. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3870 Is this the ‘American Dream’ or a recurring nightmare? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3871 I've heard of mobile homes, but this is ridiculous ! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3872 Can we take a break soon? I need to go to the bathroom. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3873 Did you remember to pack the tent? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3874 Did I remember to turn off the oven? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3875 Home stretch 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3876 Happy wife happy life, they said… Since you wanna pack everything, there you go! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3877 When you said we could watch the Tour de France from home, I thought you meant on TV. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3878 This is much more convenient than an RV 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3879 It’s actually cheaper than AirBnB. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3880 Seriously, is affordable housing your main concern? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3881 Does the panoramic view come with oxygen? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3882 Whatever happened to your notion of "Little House On The Prairie"? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3883 This is beginning to feel like a not-so-tiny house. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3884 Sure you have everything we need? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3885 Bad news. I may have forgotten to turn the stove off. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3886 Downsizing is so liberating. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3887 Backpacking lets you get away from it all 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3888 I don’t feel we’re moving up in the world. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3889 You packed all this but forgot the other set of walking sticks? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3890 At some point we need to deconstruct our Home fetish 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3891 I'm at home wherever I go." "That's heavy, man." 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3892 I just don't see how this is supposed to keep you from getting roaming charges" 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3893 moving companies can go to hell. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3894 This is your idea of hiking close to home? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3895 I don't like sleeping on the ground. It's bad for my back." 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3896 I thought glamping was supposed to be more covenient? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3897 You sure this is the latest thing in camping?. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3898 So your house is named Muhammad and we are bringing it to the mountain . . . Why again? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3899 Thank heavens it's a tiny home! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3900 Could'nt we wait until the divorce lawyer got back from his holiday? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3901 somewhere there's got to be a place that respects women's rights 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3902 I wonder if we should have brought the basement too. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3903 Do you think we should check on the kids? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3904 We should have just booked an Airbnb. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3905 Glamping is so yesterday. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3906 It'd be great to out from under these escrow payments 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3907 When planning this trek, I never thought we would actually get rid of all worldly possessions we could not carry on our back. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
3908 Beats trying to get a reservation. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3909 GUY #1: This ain't so bad. My last job was Wheeling West Virginia! Badumbum!!! GUY #2: (I hate Guy #1) 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
3910 Are we halfway yet? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3911 I like the comforts of home 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3912 Jessie, are you sure this is how the “tiny house” concept works? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3913 When I said "let's raise the house" this is not exactly what I had in mind. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3914 So this is what they meant when they said 30 year fixed. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3915 My ex warned me if I bought the house I would be carrying it forever, but did I listen? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3916 Who knew that home ownership would be such a burden. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3917 this is absolutely the last tandem quadratholon I'm ever doing 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3918 Think of it as a 2-story high rise. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
3919 Minimalist camping makes no sense, if you know what I mean. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3920 Honey, did you arm the house? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3921 With home values soaring, lets be sure we reach the peak! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3922 No inspection was your idea, right? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3923 The higher it gets, the harder it’ll crash. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3924 What did we do before carbon fiber 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3925 Wherever we go we always feel at home. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3926 I thought "back packing it" meant traveling light. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3927 I'm glad you talked me into downsizing. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3928 You sure Swami didn't say 'Bring your spouse'? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3929 I KNEW WHEN YOU SAID IT'S ON THE HOUSE, I WAS FUCKED 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3930 Sorry, but it’s the only thing I couldn’t fit into my cargo shorts 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3931 There must be a better way to hike with all the comforts of home! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3932 Can we put it down now? I really have to pee. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3933 See babe, I knew we could finance a home & go on vacation this year. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3934 Beachfront property isn’t what it used to be. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3935 They’ve really hiked up the cost of housing. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3936 I hope we can find a house sitter before our next vacation 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3937 We'll have to keep trekking until the mortgage rates come down.. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3938 No wonder this Airbnb was so cheap. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3939 It was easier before home office. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3940 Kate Bush could never 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3941 NOW do you believe you packed too much? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3942 Have house,will travel. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3943 Is it possible that we've taken this Tiny House thing too far? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3944 Now I know how Sisyphus felt. This is the tenth time we've tried to get this house to our mountain-top property, and rolling back down each time isn't much fun either. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3945 They said it could be a burden carrying the house on our salaries. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3946 Where was Dr. Who, when we needed him? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3947 They didn't say it was BYOH! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3948 When we talked about the house being a heavy payment, I wasn’t thinking this. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3949 I'm not going to make any 'working from home' jokes because they're too obvious and, frankly, right now I just want a divorce. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3950 Like I've always said, I never could have done this without you. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3951 You and your 'all the comforts of home' 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3952 You shouldn’t have promised the kids we’d take them. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3953 That's the best thing about a little house - we can put it anywhere! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3954 Just stop saying, Can you just stop saying, "We're on the home stretch." 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3955 I’m just saying … I think we overpacked for this trip. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3956 Well, at least we don't have to worry about it rolling back down once we get to the top. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3957 With the housing rates hiking, we thought we’d hike the house! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3958 This way we can carry the mortgage. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3959 I thought owning a mobile home would be more convenient. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3960 Please, carry me home! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3961 do you hav the keys? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3962 I’m regretting the river rock fireplace” 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3963 So glad we loaded up the inflatable furniture and flamingo. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3964 Damn...... left side, right side.........What country is this? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3965 I still think I forgot to turn off the stove. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3966 Next time let’s play the hare! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3967 Well, you said you don't like to leave home. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3968 Turtles have it easier. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3969 Setting down your own house is always a work-in-progress. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3970 This is a lot cheaper than a bnb. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3971 The sooner we get to the top,the faster we can go home. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3972 Regular housekeeping, my ass. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3973 It was easier when we were turtles 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3974 Please tell me this is the last one. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3975 My agent said real estate can only go up 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3976 Couldn’t we just have brought the kitchen sink? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3977 Let's hurry. The market for this place will soon be at its peak. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3978 There’s no way we are letting this house go in this market. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3979 I know prices are high right now but couldn't we have looked at a moving company? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3980 Good thing is it’s all uphill from here. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3981 Aren’t you getting a little paranoid about being burgled? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3982 It’s great to know someone who also hates to leave home 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3983 With increasing mortgage rates, we're strapped for cash. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3984 new start 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3985 I guess I didn’t understand the part about carrying a second mortgage. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3986 Did you happen to check the gas? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3987 Remind me: why we didn't buy a houseboat? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3988 Did you shut off the gas? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3989 I do hate being housebound. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3990 It's for the Dolly Lama. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3991 Home away from home 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3992 I should have known a ballon mortgage would be an uphill climb. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3993 Micro house,but macro calves. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3994 I don't think location, location, location works well up here. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3995 where will they stay tonight? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3996 I told you we should have bought last year. 1.1613 0.05137 93 83 5 5
3997 Maybe the boulder and vultures would have been a better choice? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3998 They did say these backpacks would hold everything we need. 1.1613 0.05137 93 83 5 5
3999 Don't worry. As soon as we get to the top we activate the reversible mortgage. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4000 Glamping caddied 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4001 Can we make sure to talk about the next house sitting job together? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4002 This certainly beats an Air BnB! I am submitting this on behalf of my 90 year old mother, and subscriber, Joyce Welz. She does not have a computer. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4003 Glamping isn’t as easy as it seems. 1.1613 0.06582 62 56 2 4
4004 Yeah, but in 145 months this baby will start to feel lighter. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4005 I told you we should have packed lighter. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4006 Tiny house life 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4007 Little house my ass. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4008 I told you before we married, I'm a real home body 1.1613 0.05137 93 83 5 5
4009 "Next time find a doggone Airbnb..." 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4010 Yeah, but I just couldn’t fit the kitchen sink 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4011 I know it’s a Tiny house but must you get it wherever we go? Why can’t you learn to sleep in a sleeping bag? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4012 You were the one who wanted a sea-view cottage in 2022... 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4013 You were the one who said to pack up the house. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4014 You’d think an inflated mortgage would weigh less 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4015 And as I go, I love to sing, my nap shack on my back. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4016 Just because you have to work from home doesn’t mean I should too. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4017 I’m done flipping houses. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4018 Google said, 'For a great hiking experience only carry what you need.' 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4019 Believe me, Honey -it's worth it; its a LOT better than a tent. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4020 See, I can have it both ways. Never leave this home, and move to the mountains. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4021 They say the housing market is teetering! NONSENSE! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4022 If asked, just say you’re house hunting. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4023 Ah, the unexpected burden of home ownership. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4024 I said bring kasha, not la casa. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4025 I told you we’d have a tough time carrying the mortgage 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4026 This isn’t what I imagined when you said we should join the tiny-house movement. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4027 When are bringing up the garage? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4028 Because of anti-depressants, I don’t feel anything weighing on me. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4029 Told you we'd save a bundle by not booking an Airbnb. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4030 Are you sure you turned off the gas?!? 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4031 I feel like we're forgetting something 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4032 This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested a mobile home. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4033 This and the Ferris Wheel will complete the miniature golf course. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4034 These mortgage rate hikes are stating to give me blisters. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4035 It's not the worst Airbnb we've had. I can honestly say, it's close to everything we want to do. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4036 I smell smoke. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
4037 Mohamed said he wasn’t into moving a mountain today.” 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4038 Are you sure this is how Jack and Jill got started? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4039 No one said marriage was easy. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4040 We should really decorate more for these housewalks." 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4041 It's hard work owning a lifter-upper. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4042 I don’t care what you say…THIS is overpacking! 1.1600 0.04866 100 89 6 5
4043 Think what we’re saving in carrying costs though. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4044 Did you actually read the article entitled "The Tiny House Movement"? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4045 More climbing...less house! 1.1600 0.06015 75 68 2 5
4046 What happened to "your home is where your heart is?" 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4047 We've got the comforts of home! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4048 You know this is all Putin's fault? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4049 Do you still have the receipt from that deal with God? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4050 Dude you didn’t tell me it was a first time homebuyers hike 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4051 This isn’t exactly what I imagined when you said you had a mobile home we could take while hiking. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4052 I'm not arguing. I'm just saying that the Thompson's realtor came to them. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4053 I am having second thoughts about needing a view from the bedroom 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4054 This time you can’t complain about being homesick 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4055 What do you mean, there wasn't room for a water bottle? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4056 So we're carrying a higher mortgage rate? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4057 She was a cocktail waitress, he had a part in a Fassbinder film. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4058 I don't think this whole snail idea fits us too well. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4059 How can they say the housing market has peaked? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4060 Don't tell me this is carrying OCD too far! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4061 Do you think our neighbors will be from Los Angeles? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4062 This still counts as a vacation, right? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4063 The Home goes where the heat leads. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4064 I think this whole tiny house movement is way overrated 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4065 I was sarcastic when I said that you could bring the whole house with us" 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4066 So glad we downsized before moving. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4067 Lesson learned. Never book your own mountainside resort. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4068 The utilities reconnection fees are going to be very steep. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4069 This is not exactly what I meant by “we should have a house in the hills. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4070 See? The other hikers can get along without a whole house full of stuff! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4071 Pivot! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4072 Lucky we have a guest bedroom. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4073 Tell me again why it has to be a two story house. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4074 I'm a householder. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4075 Technically, it's backyard camping. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4076 Guess it's easier to put up without things than with them. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4077 Because you can’t beat the real estate values up here, that’s why! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4078 You're the one who said your idea of camping was an Air BnB. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4079 Once this baby gets a view, I'll show you some appreciation... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4080 And you said the Tiny House thing was just a fad! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4081 The higher you go, the lower the interest! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4082 But I thought we were winning the American dream. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4083 Home is where the trail takes you. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4084 Let’s see if the bank will get house from here 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4085 If the stock market tanks, at least we have the house to fall back on. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4086 Pick up the pace! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4087 Maybe we have should have left the kitchen sink at home. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4088 We're going to have to find a better neighborhood. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4089 All Mom and Dad said is, “Don’t leave the house.” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4090 I always said we can take it with us. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4091 Did you redirect the paper? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4092 Can’t wait to use the kitchen sink when we get to the top. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4093 This will really prove to the sellers that they should accept OUR 30% over listing, all cash offer 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4094 Our great-grandkids are gonna be so excited when they pay this off. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4095 When I said everything but the kitchen sink, I didn't mean that literally! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4096 Are you sure this is really upward mobility? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4097 It would take a lifetime for sea water to raise up here 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4098 Well, the housing market doesn’t climb all by itself… 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4099 I'm glad we only packed the essentials. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4100 We will have to re-think our tiny house strategy 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4101 After this, no more Kate Bush in the playlist 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4102 Looks like a house - it’s really a mortgage 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4103 I think we forgot the sink? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4104 Yeah, I know, but a tent wouldn't have that warm glow of the fireplace at the end of a grueling day. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4105 I think we took that old sitcom’s theme song “Movin On Up” too literally. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
4106 Janey, we’re not going to break our backs carrying this house! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4107 I totally get it that it works for snails and mortgage rates are through the roof, but is it really such a great idea for people? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4108 Maybe mobile home living isn't for us after all. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4109 Maybe those were actually two separate reality shows... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4110 Why not,if back-is willing. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4111 I told you backpacking would be more fun with a mobile home 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
4112 Why are we carrying this tiny house? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4113 Better this than that hurtful monkey. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4114 Oops! I think I forgot the kictchen sink. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4115 Why rent when we could own?" you said. And I didn't think we could carry it off. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4116 The broker did say the house is walking distance to the park. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4117 I told you, I pack heavy. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4118 This is not what I meant by "going back home." 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4119 Carrying a MORTGAGE is one thing, but this is too much 1.1579 0.05034 95 85 5 5
4120 On second thought, there might be an easier way to clean the gutters. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4121 I know we want a house with a view but this is ridiculous 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
4122 What if we fell off the cliff right now lol? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4123 Come on, you’re moving at a snail’s pace. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4124 Movers are so expensive these days 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4125 Thank god we didn't go with the three bed.... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4126 Does door dash deliver up here? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4127 You never know what you may need while on a trip. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4128 I told you we overpacked. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
4129 How good were you at geometry? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4130 I thought the mortgage was the real back breaker. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4131 This was a good idea because...? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4132 At least we can be sure we didn't forget anything. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4133 I wasn’t expecting this when I applied for the home mover job. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4134 Did you forget to turn the stove off again? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4135 Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go… 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4136 Maybe we should have rented. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4137 Wish I packed the single-person house. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4138 Now this is what I call really backpacking it! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4139 Well, I"m still not convinced. Little House on The Precipice just doesn't sound quite right 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4140 This will be a lot easier than the pool. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4141 My back hurt 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4142 I thought you said ‘camping,’ not ‘glamping.’ 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4143 Yeah, the kids do weigh on me sometimes. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4144 It's true, you can't leave home without it. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4145 Hey what do say we set the house down and watch some TV. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4146 „How did they know we‘re from Toronto?“ 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4147 If this is the price of ‘glamping,’ I’m not sure it’s worth it. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4148 There's got to be an easier way to get a home with a view. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4149 This takes “home away from home” to a whole new level. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4150 Let's apply to the tiny house foundation. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4151 .. they promised us an upgrade and a high. We got both! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4152 Did you turn off the gas? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4153 I told you we should have bought a tent. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
4154 Hey Dude, would you scratch my back? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4155 Now I know why I feel sorry for turtles. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4156 Actually, we did bring the kitchen sink. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4157 There’s nothing like getting away from it all.” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4158 Guess what? We'll have to sleep standing up once we arrive. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4159 You'll never worry about leaving the stove on again. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4160 I told you my realtor pal woulda helped us move damn it! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4161 I like to feel at home when I am camping. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4162 I understand your joy of the wild…I really do, but… 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4163 You really do hate camping 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4164 Considering the housing market in California, you either bring it with you or it's Tent City. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4165 I completely misunderstood what “upward mobility” meant 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4166 You know I have back problems,we should have taken the studio instead! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4167 And they said we wouldn't last as a couple—what with you being the outdoorsy-type and me being a homebody. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4168 And we are getting paid for working at home. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4169 What I appreciate most about hiking is not having to schlep the garage around. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4170 Are you sure you unplugged the iron? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4171 Have you given any thought to carting groceries? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4172 You were right, we'll never get out from under this time share. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4173 Thank God we left the kitchen sink behind! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4174 Are you sure we won’t need the kitchen sink? 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4175 We shouldn't have left the kids at home. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4176 We'll have the pleasure of looking all this trough the window 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4177 We forgot the balloons. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4178 I bet they'll feel stupid when we get to the top. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4179 Time to refinance 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4180 We’ll be the only Airbnb on the mountain! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4181 How much higher do we have to go to get to the Housing Market? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4182 I warned you about reverse mortgages, but nooooooo ... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4183 You'd think people never heard of glamping. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4184 You were right..I'm glad we didn't bring the kitchen sink. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4185 I think we overpacked for this hiking trip. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4186 I guess I didn't understand what you meant when you said we were going to hike the "snail trail". 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4187 Quit complaining; just be thankful we left the patio behind. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4188 It actually has an attached garage. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4189 oh no honey, I forgot the kitchen sink! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4190 Do NOT go in the backyard, kids. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4191 This way to abortion rights. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4192 Too bad the balloons didn't work out. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4193 Be thankful we moved out of that six floor walk-up before this trip. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4194 It's heavier than a backpack, but it has all the comforts of home. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4195 But we'll only be up there for three hours! (Heh, heh that is what you think.) 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4196 Be glad we don't live in your old apartment. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4197 Easier than bringing the mountain to him, and a change of scenery always does him good. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4198 You’re sure it’s zoned residential right? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4199 I just don’t know how snails manage to do this. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4200 Tents are for the common people. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4201 I'll bet that even CrossFit doesn't make you do this. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4202 How great are tiny houses? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4203 Did you lock the door? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4204 Yeah, I KNOW you hate being away from home. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4205 I think I misunderstood when you said you were into the tiny house movement. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4206 You're the one that wanted a variable loan. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4207 I love the suburbs. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4208 These mortgage rate hikes are a full body workout. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4209 F^cking climate change. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4210 They say most accidents happen within two miles from home so…. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4211 House you holding up? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4212 Maybe Thoreau was right. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4213 Trust me, the view will triple our investment! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4214 I still think we should have taken the tent. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4215 Are you sure you turned off all the heating? " 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4216 What a silly question. Of course we packed the kitchen sink. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4217 This would be lighter if we emptied the dead people out of it 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4218 Did we forget to pack something? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4219 We are NEVER getting our camping ideas from Architectural Digest again! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4220 You just never know. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4221 Remember that little straw house I wanted to get? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4222 Are you thinking what I am thinking? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4223 My backup ache has my Dr. Stumped! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4224 Did you remember to close the garage? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4225 I TOLD you we should have gotten a TINY house! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4226 I hope this stupid fucking backpack was at least on sale. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4227 I’ll be glad when we stop living out of our backpack 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4228 A two story walk-up. And that is all the listing stated? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4229 Did you remember to pack the car? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4230 You’re not carrying your weight — and it’s OPPOSITE leg forward with the stick! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4231 Whaddaya mean you emptied the fridge? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4232 Look, I know you wanted this to be your home away from home, but this is ridiculous. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4233 Airbnb isn't what it used to be. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4234 What makes you think that the condors will like it with a chimney? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4235 I thought they said houses were going up? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4236 Buying a new one would have been harder. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
4237 Did you remember where we parked the trailer? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4238 Maybe we shouldn't have taken travel advice from a snail. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4239 We knew a home would be a financial burden, but I didn’t think the carrying costs could get this high!” 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4240 I've already told you: location, location, location... 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4241 It's cheaper than renting a place. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4242 Glamping is for younger folks than us. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4243 Now aren't you glad we said no to the split-level ranch house? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4244 I have a feeling we forgot something... 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4245 Remember, we’re looking to trap a whole nuclear family this year. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4246 Told you we'd only go at a snail's pace... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4247 The lot was a steal, even though it is a bit of a walk-up. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4248 but we will have all the comforts when we get to the top 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4249 Joan, when you said, 'Let's get a home away from home,' this is not what I envisioned. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4250 You're the one who said pitching a tent is too much work. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4251 This is just a test run for carrying the world on our backs. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4252 Maybe the pictograms did mean carry it there first before putting it together 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4253 You were right. Florida's going to be under water pretty soon. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4254 We have to get a better cat carrier. This one is too small for her. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4255 Well at least it won't be a long road back home! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4256 No one will know our balloon house is filled with helium if we don’t tell them. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4257 Is this really better than getting a time share 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4258 You turned the stove off, right? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4259 It was the only way to lock the interest rate. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4260 Thirty years to the top. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4261 Y'know hon, here in Canada all campers must take out all trash with them when they leave. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4262 We have to go back. I can't remember if I turned the stove off. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4263 I know the camping bag was expensive but is this really necessary? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4264 Next time, we’re doing it my way and using balloons. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4265 I think I changed my mind about glamping. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4266 Bad time to bring it up I suppose,but I think I left the iron on. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4267 I have a whole new respect for turtles. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4268 Please don’t offer the restroom again 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4269 This was not my idea of a stay at home vacation. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4270 Home sweet home weighs much more in this day in age 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4271 Getting that traverse mortgage was the smartest thing we've ever done. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4272 ‘why do you always have to walk at snails pace?’ 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4273 Trust me, this is a better investment than that rickety airstream. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4274 At least this way if we left the stove on we can check. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4275 No way interest rates can get this high. (“this” underlined) 1.1538 0.06939 52 47 2 3
4276 Just hold on we’re going home 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4277 I heard property prices were increasing but this is ridiculous. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4278 «Jeez, why did they put the housing market on a peak?» 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4279 You were supposed to die in “Up” - this was supposed to be my film, babe! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4280 Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4281 Who says staying close to home can’t be an adventure? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4282 The boss said I had to relocate to Mount Everest once I was promoted. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4283 I told you we should have read the fine print when we took out that piggyback mortgage on the house. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4284 What was wrone with the trailer? 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4285 Wait, did you remember to bring the kitchen sink?! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4286 Are you sure this is glamping? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4287 Do you regret buying a tiny house? 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4288 Maybe we could have trusted your brother to watch house. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4289 Hey, man, Sisyphus didn't even have a house. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4290 Did you have to write 'magnificent view,' in the description? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4291 It’ll be easier when interest rates are on the way down 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4292 I'm so glad we decided to leave the kitchen sink behind! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4293 This isn’t what I thought they meant when they said it was a steep APR 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4294 They laugh at us now… 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4295 No, we did the right thing -- we didn't bring a credit card and we didn't leave the home without it. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4296 Now do you see why nobody uses landlines any more? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4297 Once we get there, it will feel we won't have far to go home 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4298 We should have just packed the kitchen sink. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4299 It's times like these when I wish we'd rented. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4300 This is why we matched i guess! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4301 So glad we downgraded to a two bedroom. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4302 When they said housing costs were weighing on Americans,I didnpleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML,like Gecko) Version/14.0.1 Mobile/15E148 Safari/604.1 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4303 This is a big backyard 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4304 You said you wanted to save on a Hotel. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4305 This would’ve been a lot less grueling if you’d left the aquarium with the neighbors. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4306 You said you didn’t want this hike to be two in tents. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4307 I told you joining an HOA was a bad idea! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4308 I think we might have a problem with food delivery 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4309 I just wish we'd bagged a Dutch Colonial.” 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4310 Okay and…pivot! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4311 Muhammad is not that unusual a name, how was I to know? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4312 They don't make tents like they used to, however, I think we should have inflated it after we reached the campsite. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4313 ... AND we don't have to worry about bears eating our food. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4314 How much further to Canada? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4315 What do you mean, you "forgot" your Bvlgari bracelet? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4316 In an attempt to transform into a snail, Patrick looked for a roommate. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4317 This is so much better than vanlife. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4318 Oh, look! Our guests are early! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4319 Aren't you glad we didn't buy the one with the carriage house? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4320 this will all be worthwhile when we flip it at an elevated price. dave matlow westport, ct 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4321 Don’t worry, just another 30 years to go. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4322 The insurance was cheaper on a mobile home, so... 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4323 So great we’ve found a compromise of sorts on your trip and my staycation idea Sharon! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4324 We just love our new mobile home! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4325 Just 10,000 feet more and the value goes up another 20%. Then we sell. 1.1522 0.05111 92 83 4 5
4326 We forgot the sleeping bags. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4327 I've always dreamed of a little home in the mountains. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4328 I've heard of home on the range, but this is ridiculous!!! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4329 If I go down the whole family comes with me. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4330 How many installments are left? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4331 So what if we left those two homeless? I need this third house as an additional investment so I won’t feel left out. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4332 I told you that trying to buy a house today is like hiking up Denali 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4333 I still think you should have told me your mountain house lacked a trailer. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4334 It’s no heavier than a balloon payment. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4335 I'm glad we found this money saving idea on TikTok. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4336 Did you unplug the iron? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4337 How much further to escape the president's Marxist agenda? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4338 Ok now guy's lift the right foot and paw and you Fishy jump 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4339 I don't leave it without home. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4340 I TOLD YOU IT WAS A HOUSE ON A HILL 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4341 I don’t think anyone’s impressed hon. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4342 Turn around, I think I left the stove on. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4343 You're the one that wanted a mobile home 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4344 Finally, we can leave the kids at home. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4345 There's no toilet like home. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4346 I hear the view from the second story is incredible. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4347 When you asked for help moving house, you left out a minor detail... 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
4348 You're taking this "home away from home" thing too far! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4349 I am beginning to rethink this whole ‘luxury camping’ idea. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4350 We should have ridden our bike. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4351 Remind me why we chose this over a tent? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4352 We're the backbone of this household. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4353 Going home, going home! We are going home! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4354 Balloons were too impractical. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4355 We should reconsider our business model. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4356 We should have just taken our AmEx card. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4357 I told you it wasn’t enough balloons.” 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4358 This hike is subprime 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4359 What with climate change and rising tides I think it’s time to move to higher ground. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4360 Who need’s AirBnb? We already have a nice place that’s portable! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4361 I was onboard with this in theory, Jim, but why did we have to leave the fireplace on? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4362 I can’t make a joke here as this is just “Carry That Weight”. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4363 How much mortgage can we carry? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4364 Oh no, I think we forgot to pack the septic tank. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4365 If we had taken bikes we wouldn't have had to stay overnight. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4366 This time we packed everything we needed. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4367 Hey Mabel, do you remember if we turned the stove off before we left? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4368 When you suggested glamping this summer, I thought you had something else in mind. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4369 Don’t worry. It’s just a metaphor. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4370 But what if it doesn't rain? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4371 We should've gotten the home on wheels 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4372 Well, you wanted to know what a mortgage rate hike was like 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4373 I’ve heard our home value will be peaking soon. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4374 Walk faster! The hobbits are gaining on us and they sound angry. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4375 I know my mom said house keeping is hard, but I didn’t realize it would be this much of a burden! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4376 Who needs a gas-guzzling RV? We got this. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4377 We're almost home! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4378 Dang we forgot to buy toilet paper 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4379 I thought you said horseback! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4380 Another 100 yards or so should get us home! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4381 My biggest fear is that we forgot to put the fire out. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4382 Fifty-four ninety-nine for a pup tent is *not* a rip-off. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4383 Let's hope the zoning commission doesn't freak out. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4384 'At least you quit whining about missing home...' 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4385 The incline is transitory 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4386 Why do I have the nagging feeling we’re on a graph? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4387 You think Mom will forgive us, now..? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4388 They've been gone three years and we still act like empty nesters. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4389 This tiny house ain't so tiny. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4390 You said "I want a small house with a view", but seriously? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4391 Are you sure this is how Sisyphus did it? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4392 I feel like a snail howling up my home...to snowball in hell. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4393 I'm getting bonus steps from Fitbit for turning down our moving allowance. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4394 When I said relocate... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4395 This is carrying your AirB&B idea way too far. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4396 It’s still better than paying the property taxes. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4397 Are you sure you locked the doors before we left? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4398 This mortgage rate hike is really straining us. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4399 I turned off the coffee. Did you get the fireplace? 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
4400 Like I always say, "If the mountain won't come to my wee house, then my wee house must go to the mountain." 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4401 When I agreed to help you move house, this is not what I imagined. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4402 I like the Tsunami warning story better than sea level rising 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4403 So I said to her "you might not care if you end up homeless but it's not me" and that's when she moved out. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4404 Tiny House Movement. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4405 I'm having second thoughts about this vacation house. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4406 Mortgages are up, so... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4407 You know, I think maybe we've carried glamping too far. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4408 I told you we should have applied for that additional ARM loan! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4409 I just don’t understand RV Campers 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4410 This isn't what I meant when I said the house needed some fresh air 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4411 The bank said that if we make it to the top, they’ll decrease our interest to 30% 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4412 It’s so liberating being able to leave the kids at home and finally travel 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
4413 Surely the housing market won’t crash this time 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4414 I'm so glad we're doing a staycation. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4415 Are we sure carrying another mortgage won't add too much weight? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4416 Do you think they'll notice it missing? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4417 It beats paying the hotel occupancy tax. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4418 I told you we didn't need a truck to be professional home movers. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4419 I hate being homebound. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4420 I was just getting too old to sleep on the ground. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4421 The ultralight packing fad is for the birds. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4422 Is this your idea of "roughing it"? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4423 This would go a lot faster if we both had left arms. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4424 I don't think this is an improvement on car camping. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4425 I hope the housing market doesn't go downhill anytime soon. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4426 You said you wanted to go back home. 1.1493 0.06110 67 61 2 4
4427 The American Dream 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4428 Talk about the hikes in home prices these days! 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4429 Wasn't the kitchen sink enough? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4430 House poor! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4431 Is it it just me, or are we hardly moving? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4432 And they said we were homeless. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4433 The view from our bedroom will be amazing! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4434 It's better to bring a little extra than to be unprepared. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4435 What is the point of carrying these stupid sticks? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4436 I've been thinking about maybe settling down someday. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4437 Damn it. We forgot the kitchen sink. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4438 I like that we can exercise without leaving the house. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4439 I always told you: home ownership will be a long, uphill struggle. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4440 Who knew the mobile home industry would adapt so well to the oil shortage? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4441 I promise the market peak is right around the bend. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4442 Well, the web site did say you could put a tiny house anywhere. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4443 I always have difficulty leaving home. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4444 Great views, but the wifi will be an issue. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4445 When do you think we’ll get above the interest rates? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4446 Look on the bright side, now we won't need to pitch a tent anymore 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4447 These mortgage stress tests are getting ridiculous. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4448 When you said you would carry the mortgage, this is not what I expected. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4449 Never can get away from home, can you! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4450 Now, you're SURE this empty lot has a good view? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4451 Van life was easier before gas went to eight dollars a gallon. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4452 For $60.00 our baby sitter could have watched the House 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4453 This house is way cooler than on the prairie. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4454 This is the last time I'm cleaning up another one of Dorothy's messes. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4455 We should've opted for the Helium Balloon package. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4456 What Linda? You said you wanted a house with a view! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4457 Do you still think a home with wheels is beneath us? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4458 You checked the deed restrictions and got the permits? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4459 I still think back packs would have been better, we really don't need the kitchen sink up here. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4460 Remind me why we didn’t spring for the van? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4461 I told you not to pack so much. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4462 I know you LOVE your house, but maybe we could have packed differently. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4463 Now I understand your concept for an upscale house. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4464 Wait, I thought you said you extinguished the fire? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4465 I don’t think this Swiss Army House is what it is cracked up to be! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4466 Hiking is great but you know, there’sno place like home. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4467 Did you get the building permit? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4468 NO, I am not being critical but next time let me pack for a 1/2 day walk, O.K.? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4469 If You Get in Front, We'll Make It Around That Pass 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4470 The kitchen sink just didn’t seem like enough. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4471 Don’t you think this Covid lockdown precaution is a bit extreme? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4472 Oh crap! We forgot the foundations. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4473 Glamping is nice, but nothing beats sleeping in your own bed. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
4474 You forgot the kitchen sink. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4475 I didn't realize that a dream home would be such a burden. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4476 Do you think maybe we packed too much for this weekend trip? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4477 'Tiny house,' you said. 'Minimize,' you said. 'Make our lives easier,' you said. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4478 I still can’t work out why my nickname at school was snail? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4479 I don't know about you but 'glamping' is not my style 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4480 I don't think I can handle another rate hike. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4481 Maybe I should have just bought a new tent 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4482 I still don't think this counts as packing light, honey. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4483 I just think that having a view is overrated! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4484 I don't care how much it costs - next time we're renting a moving van! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4485 Oh darn, I think I left the iron on. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4486 Is this you first time doing the turtle challenge? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4487 Did you get this on sale? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4488 The cost of living keeps on getting higher. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4489 Your father warned us about getting tied down by a house... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4490 No one will buy this house out from underneath us! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4491 Is this what those Twelve-Step people call a geographical? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4492 Wow, the turtles on "animal planet" made this look easy 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4493 Who are these people? I thought this was supposed to be a gated community, not a hiking trail. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4494 But, no you find tent camping unpleasant 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4495 I’m not sure this is the best way to make sure our house is not underwater. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4496 ' I told myself I would not forget anything this time." 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4497 It’s so freeing having dispensed with all. that gentry stuff. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4498 ? There's a house on hill By a worn down weathered old mill ? Really Bill. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4499 I guess I didn’t understand the concept of Airbnb and hiking. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4500 There's no way your Sprinter would make it. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4501 We should’ve rented a trailer. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4502 Why is there smoke coming from the chimney? I told you not to have fires when we’re taking the house for a hike! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4503 . I thought mobile home living would be easier. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4504 Revenge travel - HGTV edition 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4505 Digital nomads be like 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4506 No more travel advice from your cousin, the snail 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4507 Let’s just push it off the cliff. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4508 This is not what I expected when they said "housing included". 1.1474 0.04956 95 86 4 5
4509 I just love working from home. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4510 Is that the Johnson’s up there? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4511 So I said, “agoraphobia is no excuse.” 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4512 Ok, fine, you’re right dear. We should have just left it and bought a new one when we got to Canada 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4513 I'm not really into roughing it. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4514 It's like a home away from home. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4515 You think we're taking this remote work from home thing too far? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4516 This is the only way to afford it! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4517 Who knew upgrading could be so arduous? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4518 Ah no, I think I left the oven 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4519 Now Iknow what it's like to cary the weight of the wor- well, our house 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4520 I thought a “Snail’s Pace Race” meant that we got to go slow, not that we literally had to carry our house on our backs. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4521 Is this what the British mean by “moving house”? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4522 This tiny house movement has its drawbacks. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4523 Wow, this obscure and foreign concept of bringing all your belongings in one go really is balancing my chakras! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4524 Honey, can you check if we left the oven on? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4525 Aren't you glad we couldn't afford the mansion now 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
4526 I thought you had the stakes 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4527 Prices should drop at 1000 feet. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4528 Yeah,but Sisyphus didn’t insist on leaving the place furnished. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4529 When’s lunch? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4530 How do snails manage it? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4531 Did you turn off the stove before we left? 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4532 I still don't understand how you managed to not pack the kitchen sink. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4533 Yes, of course we are going at a snail's pace 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4534 When I said "Pack for comfort... I didn't mean this!" 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
4535 Our financial advisor said "hike until you qualify". 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
4536 You put Trail Mix in the cupboard, right? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4537 This house life beats the van life anyday. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4538 On second thought the "small house" would have been the better chouce 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4539 Wouldn’t a Yurt be better here in Tibet? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4540 The kitchen sink was too hard to dismantle so I just brought the whole darn thing. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4541 Being married to you has always been an upward battle. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4542 Yes, turtles are great, but... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4543 Your idea —- Quit complaining 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4544 You don’t just walk away from a great mortgage rate. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4545 I thought the mortgage was going to break our backs... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4546 It's a curse, I just can't 'go' anywhere else. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4547 We need two incomes to carry this mortgage. So sorry, No, you can't quit your job. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4548 I didn't think being a homeowner was going to be such a burden 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4549 If this tiny house thing doesn’t work out, we still got the van. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4550 This was a radical staycation compromise! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4551 We should be able to pay the mortgage by the time we reach the peak, right? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4552 These tiny houses aren't that tiny. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4553 One thing is for sure we won’t being living near Justice Thomas and his wife. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4554 I think is time to call somewhere else home 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4555 Was it Thomas or George Jefferson that celebrated “movin’ on up”? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4556 I thought gentrification was supposed to be easy nowadays! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4557 It's not my fault that you misheard me, I clearly said 'snailing'. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4558 I feel like an ass for some reason. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4559 Are you sure this is what they meant by glamping? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4560 The hardest part will be getting it back down. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4561 We won’t let the mortgage rule our lives 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4562 I do sometimes have doubts about personal development advice 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4563 …Where seldom is heard a discouragin’ word… 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4564 It was your idea to leave the kids at home. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4565 I told you we should have gone with the condo. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4566 My cell video is just as good as the Ring video 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4567 Ha! And mom said we couldn't support ourselves... 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4568 I was kidding. The backpack held everything but the kitchen sink. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4569 Are you sure that this was the cliff ledge hangout that went viral last week? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4570 The housing market is really on the rise 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4571 You didn't think owning a home could be such a burden. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4572 A clubhouse with a view, she said. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4573 This a lot easier than sticks and nails. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
4574 Wait until you see the view from the front windows. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4575 I know you said to pack light, but think of how many more calories we're burning! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4576 Thank goodness we decided not to bring the kitchen sink 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4577 My chiropractor said this would help with the toe pain 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4578 Canada here we come! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4579 I still say we should have booked an Airbnb. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4580 Of course, this is why most of them live in Hobbit-holes. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4581 Shoot, did you lock the door before we left? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4582 Airbnb checkout is getting really out of hand these days 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4583 1. I don’t think this is what they mean by “glamping”. Or 2. I’m still worried we didn’t bring the washing machine. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4584 Does it concern you that we’re able to carry a house on our backs, up a mountain? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4585 And you’re sure you couldn’t have packed any lighter? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4586 Cohabitation is an uphill struggle 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4587 Like it or not, everything is up these days. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4588 That's not what I meant when I said "Home away from home" Theoni Moschetti Boulder, Colorado 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4589 We're moving like a snail. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4590 It seems we're the only digital nomads on the trail today. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4591 I couldn't find enough balloons. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4592 'This way we will not stray far away from home.' 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4593 This RV is so low on gas. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4594 Well son, I was actually hoping you'd get a place of your own, but I do admire this level of commitment. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4595 I guess it means we're not true outdoorsmen. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4596 So she said “Just click your heals tiger and say ‘There’s no place like home .’” 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4597 I dunno. The sales guy at REI sure made it sound like fun. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4598 I thought balloon payments would be lighter than this. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4599 Extra helium wasn’t available for inflation this time around. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4600 Hopefully, we can get a room at the lodge next time. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4601 Sisyphus had it easy compared to this 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4602 I hate camping. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4603 This takes glamping to a whole new level." 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4604 I never thought home ownership would be such a burden. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4605 Do you smell that? I think I smell smoke. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4606 Why did you say ‘no move too hard?’ 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4607 This'll be our home away from home. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4608 Location is everything when it comes to real estate. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4609 Now you remember you forgot to clean out the fireplace first. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4610 Can't we just back pack like normal people ? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4611 We won't need to pay property tax if we're living in the mountain 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4612 I’m reconsidering your turtle analogy. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4613 Never knew why they say that Re-Lo is a mental struggle. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4614 Stop complaining! You said you would only go if you could sleep I'm your own bed.. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4615 They said they wanted a house with a view! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4616 I know this seems a bit much, but sleeping on the hard ground is murder on my back. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4617 I was warned about hostel packers back! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4618 So,how far off the grid should we go? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4619 We have a house on our backs and we're climbing up a mountain. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4620 We should have probed more on what “a killer view” really meant. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4621 At least the Fed hiking up interest rates is helping us get our steps in. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4622 I know you wanted a home with a view, but isn't this a little extreme? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4623 There is little question in my mind now why the tortoise never wins a race. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4624 Look, it could be worse — at least they haven’t abolished all the national parks! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4625 It doesn't look like a backsplit, but it sure feels like one. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4626 The peak has a BYOBNB. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4627 I would have been happy sleeping in a tent,but no we have to bring the whole kit and caboodle. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4628 The guy at REI said it was the top of the line. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4629 You do know I meant sharing the burden of chores, right? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4630 Now aren’t you glad we didn’t build an addition? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4631 Keep going--mortgage rates drop as altitude rises. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4632 I think I left the iron plugged in. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4633 I think I'd like to try out my new rollerblades 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4634 I'm so relieved to not be carrying that heavy mortgage any longer 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4635 The cost of buying in this economy is climbing too high. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4636 Think of all the time we saved trying to decide what to pack. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4637 It’’s worth it for the comfort tonight. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4638 I know, I know. I said we could carry this mortgage. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4639 I’m starting to rethink this AirBYOB&B. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4640 In this housing market,it makes less and less sense to move. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4641 And you wanted to take the kids with us. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4642 Wait. We’ll be underwater soon? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4643 Then again, it beats having to assemble a tent. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4644 Home is not a place, it is a person. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4645 Sometimes I wonder if we’re taking glamping a little too far. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4646 So glad our home owner's insurance policy covers stolen property. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4647 We're hoarders and we love it! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4648 I'm not actually sure why UPS refused this delivery. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4649 I promise, the views will be worth it 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4650 At least it shouldn’t be too hard to unload it down the road! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4651 This new backpack holds everything. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4652 This time-share is a bigger burden than usual. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4653 I know everything is going fine, but I’m a little concerned about the fire we left burning in the fireplace. 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
4654 Damn it, Frances, do we have to take Fido everywhere? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4655 They probably don't have a mortgage 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4656 Are you sure we packed the kitchen sink? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4657 Is it possible that we actually don't need to be prepared for every little thing that might happen on this trip, Helen? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4658 Lucky we didn’t pack the leaf blower. Won’t need it here above the tree line. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4659 You can trace your family roots to Sisyph-who? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4660 Maybe this isn't what they mean by 'Tiny House Movement?' 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4661 It’s good to get away from it all. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4662 Not quite what I meant when I said I'm at home anywhere. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4663 It’s all about relocation, relocation, relocation. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4664 i thought we agreed to pack lightly 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4665 They said the mortgage would slow us down but at this pace Dear, I don’t think we’ll ever see the other side. 1.1429 0.05394 84 77 2 5
4666 They said to bring your own towels and linens but I just couldn’t stop there… 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4667 let me know when we hit the no property tax landmark 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4668 You know, not packing the kitchen sink really does lighten the load! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4669 Now, I'm wondering if she meant it as a metaphor... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4670 I like glamping, but I think this is going to far! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4671 I dunno about this whole tiny house movement. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4672 Now promise me, this is the last time we are moving 🙏🏻 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4673 I absolutely love going back home! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4674 This is not what I imagined when we purchased that “strapping mobile home.” 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4675 Not quite what I thought you meant by helping you support the household. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4676 There's no vacation from the burden of homeownership. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4677 I'm reconsidering the swimming pool. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4678 This adds a new meaning to “the house on the edge of the cliff” 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4679 At least our gas bill will go down this month. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4680 I guess I misunderstood when you said you would love to bring home with us on vacation. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4681 Tiny home or mobile home, moving is still heavy! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4682 The geodesic dome home would have been a better choice. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4683 Really, you call this glamping on steroids? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4684 These tiny homes are really convenient. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4685 We be runnin’ that building up that road, but I’m not sure this was a good real estate deal with God. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4686 Being on vacation has really taken the weight off our shoulders from the pressures at home. Yet, something obscure still seems to be weighing heavily on my back. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
4687 Perhaps we’ve taken this “home sweet home” thing a bit too far. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4688 You sure those interests rates will meet us half way? Yvanhova Figueroa, Brooklyn, NY 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4689 It takes two to carry because the rates are so damn high. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4690 Are you sure a tent won't work up there? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4691 If only we had an American Express card. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4692 Sorry,but I think our trainer is a sadist. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4693 Who knew downsizing comes with so many uphills? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4694 This is the last time we go glamping. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4695 When they said we needed to pack up the house,I didn 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
4696 ‘Won’t fit in the overhead compartment?’ Pshaw! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4697 I think we have everything we need. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4698 What do you mean, "Did we remember the kitchen sink?" 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4699 Don’t you love walking past those chumps who bought a co-op in Brooklyn? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4700 Well, so much for those who said owning a house would tie us down. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4701 This hut to hut hiking trip is far more grueling than I envisioned when we signed up. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4702 Roomies. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4703 I'm staring to question those glamping reviews. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4704 I can go another five miles, how about you? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4705 This house arrest thing is easy. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4706 So much for “tiny houses”!!! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4707 I am not so sure bringing our own tiny house was a great idea. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4708 I promise this will be our last hostel trek. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4709 I've always loved "Home on the Range". 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4710 “I love to travel but as a kid I had a hard time leaving home” 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4711 My OCD is gone! No more urge to go back to see if I left the stove on. I just accept I did, and probably always will. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4712 We’ll call ours a ,“Winnabackgo.” 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4713 Are you absolutely certain the invitation said BYOH and not BYOB? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4714 Are you sure this is what was meant by- "Don't Leave Home Without It."? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4715 These mortgage rates are going to be the death of me. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4716 Mort” means death and these mortgages are literally killing people 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4717 : Ever since we bought our house, vacations haven't felt the same 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4718 They say home is not a place… It’s a person. @jujusuits @newyorkercartoons 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4719 It’s summer and time to move up north 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4720 I can feel the mortgage breathing down my neck even here 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4721 Did you check if the stove was off? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4722 These new two-man backpacks really take a load off! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4723 And now, Mabel, aren't you happy we went for the Tiny Home rather than a log cabin" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4724 Anything to avoid being one of those absolute toe rags taking up two lanes of traffic with a house on a truck on the interstate 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4725 Like I said before, tents blow away. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4726 It will be easier to carry if we rearrange some furniture. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4727 Had to pack the kitchen sink somehow. 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
4728 I wanted an RV, too, but the price of gas… 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4729 Hegel notes, not in his text but in a marginal note cut off from his text… 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4730 Are you sure we brought the kitchen sink? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4731 Walking snailwise... I thought you were referring to the pace. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4732 Our mortgage is slowing us down. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4733 You are sure we did not leave the stove on? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4734 I still say a ranch would be easier on our knees. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4735 Goons?! I thought you said you had balloons to carry it. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4736 Well, there IS a toilet.. just no running water at the summit. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4737 Are you sure B&B means "Bring a Bungalow?" 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4738 Next time we bring home away from home. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4739 I do the packing next trip. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4740 When everyone else is struggling to set up their tents. . . 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4741 Doesn't seem like such a tiny house any more. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4742 Hold on. I've got an ounce of regret in my shoe. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
4743 We may have underestimated how steep this Interest Rate Hike would climb 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4744 The governments plan for climate change. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4745 I hope the view is worth it. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4746 Are you sure you understood this ‘glamping’ thing correctly? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4747 Apparently this is so hard because we had avocado toast for breakfast. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4748 How're they going to foreclose on our house... if they can't find it. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4749 Just in case." "Never heard of him. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4750 We should have read the fine print before we signed with Turtle Mortgage Co. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4751 So glad we decided to take Climbing interest rates into our own hands 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4752 At least we have a home. They don't! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4753 Did you remember to pack the hot tub? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4754 Face it, Bunyan was a joke! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4755 We can’t afford home and content insurance! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4756 We turned the oven off before we left, right? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4757 We need to stop. I think I left the coffee maker on. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4758 You want a room with a view - you get a room with a view! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4759 Because the prices go up the higher you climb. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
4760 Hey, you up there. . .is this the shortest way to San Jose?' " I didn't think so ... I told you. Jeff, to check with WAZE -- I'm such an idiot to trust you with directions. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4761 Remember. It's location, location, location. 1.1400 0.07004 50 46 1 3
4762 Sure, as soon as we find the best zip code. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4763 You think you forgot to turn off the stove? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4764 The guys at Camp 4 will really get a kick out of this! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4765 I told you it was time to downsize. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4766 This endurance race gets crazier every year. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4767 Up through the atmosphere, Up where the air is clear... 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4768 Glamping is great but it may have gone too far. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4769 Now I know what they mean when they say 'hiked up mortgage rates.' 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4770 You finally got the tiny house you wanted. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4771 We call this sport the sysiphus snail 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4772 I am sorry but i said Carmen i will be home for the weekend 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4773 When we get back, you really need to see someone about you agoraphobia. 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
4774 I thought mortgage holiday meant something else. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4775 Im 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
4776 I guess channeling the turtle was not such a hot idea after all. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4777 AN EDIT OF MY PREVIOUS SUBMISSION: Locked out of the market, a Sisyphean Millenial and her Gen-Y partner defiantly shoulder a paq 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4778 They say you can't take it with you. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4779 My friends told me it would be all downhill. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4780 How can I be sure you turned the stove off before we left? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4781 Nobody told me that carrying a mortgage was going to be this hard, 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4782 I thought this climb would be two in tents. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4783 I'm glad that we opted for the tiny house and not the mansion too. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4784 I didn't realize that when you said, "Let's it away from it all", you actually meant, "Let's bring it all with us". 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4785 I'm no longer sure that a Staycation is a good idea. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4786 This home ownership thing is not all it's cracked up to be. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4787 I think we packed everything but the kitchen sink. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4788 We were getting just as many looks filling up the RV 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4789 I told you moving is harder than it seems. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4790 They said “Location,location,location!” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4791 This is really not what I expected when your parents said they would join us. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4792 Now that the kids are gone, maybe we should downsize. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4793 You know this doesn’t equal hiking in our own backyard, right? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4794 I’m really getting tired of carrying around the boomers on my back. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4795 It's time we downsized to a Winnebago. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4796 What? Turtles carry their homes on their backs. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4797 Modern day nomads 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4798 Carrying a mortgage isn't as easy as we thought. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4799 I'm into ultralight packing, but there are certain things I can't live without. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4800 In hindsight maybe the monkey was a better choice. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4801 Do you think I'm housebroken now. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4802 This will all be worth it to get out of America. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4803 Not many trees in this neighborhood... 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4804 Those tiny assholes at the top of the hill better pay us this time 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4805 All these…*pant*… minimalists on the trail - why…phew!… why would you choose to suffer like that? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4806 My RV wouldn't make it. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4807 I couldn't spend another vacation worrying I'd left the door unlocked. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4808 I always wondered your parents chose to call you Sisyphus? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4809 I know I said I wanted to move house, but this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4810 Home, take me home, to a place I’d rather be. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4811 But on the other hand, we’re never worried if we think we left the iron on 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4812 Bill, did you leave the stove on? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4813 if we make it think of the views 1.1379 0.03852 116 103 10 3
4814 I can't believe you forgot the kitchen sink. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
4815 They told me not to leave home with out it! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4816 This part of glamping wasn't mentioned in the online reviews. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4817 If the hall falls does it count as a housing market crash 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4818 Out-housing 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4819 Is the kitchen si k still in there? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4820 Is this “glamping”? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4821 Seems like a strange place to hold a house party. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4822 Did you remember to pack the toothpaste? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4823 Lift with your knees… 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4824 Did you remember to bring the power adapters? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4825 Hut to Hut hiking seemed like such a good idea 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4826 This rent hike is still better than Manhattan’s 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4827 You never hear much about the advantages of downward mobility. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4828 I knew we should have gone with the tiny house... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4829 It beats me why anyone would want to stay in a tiny house. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4830 My back is getting warmer, did you put out the chimney? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4831 It's only for another 30 years. Then we can relax. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4832 Think of what we are going to save on a hotel. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4833 Is it possible we misunderstood this thing about hiking interest rates? 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4834 Next time, I will pick the Air B & B...... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4835 I’m just saying…I think there’s an easier way to do this. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4836 To bad we didn’t down size first. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4837 I thought you said glamping. This is just shlepping!” 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4838 It was your idea to have the adjustable rate. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4839 Won't he be surprised when he wakes up. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4840 Now you finally won't bug me about forgetting to lock the door. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4841 The bidding war was over the top,but we got the last building lot. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4842 I'm thinking renting might be a good option. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4843 This would be so much harder if we brought the basement 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4844 The school bus should be dropping the kids off any minute now. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4845 I thought you lived in a van. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4846 I told you. You buy a house and then it's your burden the rest of your life. 1.1370 0.05625 73 67 2 4
4847 I know we didn't go to the gym yesterday, but is this the best idea? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4848 One luxury item? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4849 You know Ralph, light-weight construction materials, fusion power, no property taxes - I don’t really miss the collapsible tenting days. You? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4850 I wonder if we should dump this house? These veritable interest rates are a real weight. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4851 We’re hiking at a snail’s pace. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4852 wasn't it the idea , to leave the burden home and not carry it here ??? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4853 Are we there yet? The answer is always going to be “Yes!” 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4854 I misunderstood your 'home from home' comment, still say a tent would have been sufficient. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4855 Packing light is so over-rated. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4856 Not exactly what i had in mind when you said "Let's go House Hunting" 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4857 Just because our adjustable mortgage rate has taken a hike, doesn't mean our house has to also. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4858 I can’t remember if I turned off the water. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4859 Can we still hire the movers? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4860 Now the house will be sky high, too. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4861 I thought that the view property came with a house 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4862 Did you remember the Pop-Tarts? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4863 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said "let's carry a mortgage." 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4864 Sure we're a bit slower but isn't nice to be able to go in your own bathroom. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4865 I hope the kids are asleep 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4866 When you suggested that we hike up the mountain and “experience a few days of unspoiled nature”, I expected to sleep in a tent” 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4867 There's just no way to get away from being house-bound! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4868 The fucked up part of this is that we won't actually fit in this fucking thing to lie down to fucking sleep. Why didn't we just get a tent, dickhead? 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
4869 Did you forget to remove the kitchen sink? 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
4870 Wouldn't be better to renew the alarm system? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4871 You do know the indoor plumbing won’t work don’t you? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4872 Well, I think you were right, the van was a better option. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4873 How much farther to the mobile home park? My feet are killing me! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4874 I should have been suspicious when your mother said, 'Go! Of course I'll house-sit.' 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4875 'You never know, what the future brings' 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4876 We should have bought a smaller house. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4877 I knew this was a two man job. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4878 It's not a monkey, but we better think about getting this off our backs. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4879 So great to finally get away from home! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4880 You're a genius honey. Who'd have guessed we could cocoon and go away on vacation. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4881 Well, we're movin' on up to the East side. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4882 We shoulda bought the Sprinter van... 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4883 The Hurry Home Moving Company 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4884 I can't decide what to bring for this hike! 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4885 You're the one who wanted to compromise when I suggested a staycation. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4886 At least we don’t have to worry if we turned the oven off or not. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4887 I wonder if the kids can see the house up here? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4888 When they advertised a DIY mountain chalet, this isn’t what I expected. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4889 Maybe we should have become vanlifers. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4890 I thought it would be fun to own a mobile home. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4891 I love to go a'wanderin' along the mountain path. And as I go, I love to sing, 'My slab-house on my back.' 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4892 These tiny homes really ARE as portable as they say!! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4893 Now this is hitchhiking. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4894 I knew we should purchased the tiny house on wheels 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4895 'When I told my wife I wanted to re-locate, she told me to take a hike." 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4896 I thought the Pizza came to the house. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4897 I'm sure there won't be any covenants, conditions and restrictions up there. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4898 We are making mere snail's pace 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4899 Housekeeping training pays off. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4900 I still have serious doubts that a birdhouse will help the endangered condors! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4901 We couldn't afford the gas for the RV this year 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4902 Good idea but it's slowing us to a snail's pace. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4903 Honey - this way, we'll be home for lunch! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4904 Dont't look, just stay to the right! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4905 Sisyphus was a loner...but because of you, I've become much bolder. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4906 Best calf workout without leaving home 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4907 Rising mortgage rates are killing me. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4908 And you promise me this is the best way to raise its price? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4909 I bet he won't leave his bedroom today... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4910 Supporters of the "Save the Snails" campaign got in a slugging match with other hikers today ... 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4911 At least we won’t have to pitch a tent. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4912 I should have read the fine print under “COMES WITH A VIEW” 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4913 Maybe we should have just brought the sleeping bag. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4914 See? All the others are traveling light. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4915 I heard only sheep use to climb this mountain. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4916 Tell me again why we didn't try ultralight backpacking?! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4917 The mortgage brokers are NOT getting our home this time ... I learned from 2008. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4918 The real estate market is really getting out of control. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4919 I thought tiny houses were supposed to be pulled behind a truck. 1.1351 0.04145 111 100 7 4
4920 By the way honey, did the laundry delivery arrive yesterday? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4921 You have to admit, it beats renting. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4922 I have brought a very big rope for joint bungee jump today. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4923 At this rate we should be able to keep up with the Joneses." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4924 I've been thinking maybe we should refinance. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4925 r I'm beginning to think the recreational vehicle may have been the better choice. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4926 It took a lot of effort, but, believe me, you'll be glad that there's a roaring fire in the fireplace when we get there. 1.1348 0.04845 89 81 4 4
4927 Stop complaining, you’re the one who insisted we bring the kitchen sink. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4928 Maybe we should have taken more time packing. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4929 I love to go a-wandering along the mountain track and as I go I love to sing with my house ? stuck on my back! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4930 Well, you've got your upgrade. I hope you're happy now 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4931 It was your decision to leave the wine cellar at home, so stop telling me you're thirsty. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4932 No more worry about whether the iron is turned off. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4933 We forgot the garage. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4934 ”I dream of av nice cup of herbal tea in front of OUR fireplace tonight… 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4935 I just really didn’t want to leave home. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4936 I used to hate camping. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4937 See, it's not so bad, and we'll be comfortable when we get there! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4938 Somehow, we’re moving at a snail’s pace! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4939 If you hadn’t bought the house we could afford the tent. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4940 i know we don't have a tent but this is ridiculous 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4941 There's something fishy about our new neighbors. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4942 Marge suggested this is my best option since I hate setting up and breaking down the tent. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4943 How much do you think the property taxes will be? 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4944 I told you to leave the piano. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4945 I think we forgot to turn off the oven! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4946 Looks like we're ahead in this reality show episode. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4947 Sorry Dear, I did not know the variable mortgage included this Inflation Clause... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4948 Sell at the peak, bear market spray at the ready. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4949 I’m traveling light…this is my coach house 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4950 Come on you are slower than a snail!!! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4951 No wonder this airbnb was such a deal. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4952 This is the last time I let you get our AirBnb 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4953 We shouldn't have bet the house on the river. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4954 I told you we should have packed the kitchen sink. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4955 The only thing higher than these mountains are the interest rates. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4956 I told you we should have gone with the balloons. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4957 I told you we should have hired a relocation advisor. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4958 If we make it in one piece the beer will be on the house 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4959 this is not what I had in mind when you said you want to go on vacation not far from home" 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4960 Mobile home to a new level. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4961 I just love it here. It really feels like a home away from home 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4962 Move house, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4963 Travel the world without leaving your house. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4964 I think it’s time we downsized. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4965 I'm not sure I'm really into this housepacking craze. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4966 And tonight, no stakes, poles or ropes. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4967 Will we ever be far enough away to call it home? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4968 Cloudy skies, no buffalo... Are you sure they said mountain range? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4969 I told you we could handle the overhead 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4970 Who knew glamping could be so much fun? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4971 This rental is much easier than carrying a mortgage. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4972 I thought it was house prices on the rise, not just houses. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4973 At least the packing wasn't tedious. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4974 I can’t believe Mom and Dad are finally making us pull our weight after living at home for 15 years. Ok, Boomers, but we better get a trophy at the end of this road? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4975 I think I actually forgot the kitchen sink. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4976 We love to go awandering, along the mountain tracks; and when we do we love to sing - a knapshack on our backs. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4977 I am beginning to go off this glamping. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4978 I don’t think I’d be able to carry this mortgage alone. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4979 I told you, I don't feel at home in a tent 1.1333 0.03730 120 107 10 3
4980 I told you helium balloons was the way to go. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4981 You really want to move up here? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4982 'RV',they said. 'It's like bringing your house with you.' 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4983 Tiny house living. I told you we could live anywhere. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4984 Ironically, it isn’t the trip up that’s so bad. It’s the silent, exhausted hike back. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4985 I don't think you quite understand the concept of glamping. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4986 My lawyer said I need to hide my assets 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4987 I don't think I want to identify as a turtle anymore. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4988 They call it neo-minimalism 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4989 I figured this would stop me worrying about whether I'd locked all the doors. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4990 Better view for the next lockdown 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4991 Pack everything but the kitchen sink, she says. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4992 It's for them. But we have to carry it until there is separation of Church and State." 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4993 I think we forgot that the house had to be both travel-size AND livable-size 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4994 I thought the tiny house movement was something entirely different. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4995 Homeownership gives us a sense of purpose. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4996 When I said we should invest in a mobile home, this wasn’t what I had in mind… 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4997 I don't know, as soon as interest rates started going up, they just got smaller. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4998 Only the essentials. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4999 This way we make sure we didn’t leave anything at home. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5000 What does it mean when I dream that we’re turtles? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5001 They say it’s worth it for the view. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5002 I don't think this is what they meant by 'remote working' 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5003 'Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag' - a third time. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5004 You're the one who wanted a room with a view. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5005 I figured since you said I walk as slow as a tortoise. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5006 Where we are going, the supreme court won’t reach us! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5007 (Thoughts of Boomers) When will these kids learn that the government won't help you. Look at us, we own two houses, which we used government subsidized low interest loans to purchase, are retired at 60 and did it all on our own... 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5008 Lighter than the senate, but still can’t get anywhere on its own. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5009 Now you know why I always dreamed of a bungalow 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5010 You always said you wanted a room with a view. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5011 Is this how airbnb works? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5012 Our mortgage shakes out to ~ $1 a minute, every moment with this house counts. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5013 I feel so smug now that we've adopted leave-no-trace camping. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5014 How far until Nova Scotia? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5015 Speak softly and carry a big stick. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5016 I knew the AirBnB deal sounded too good to be true. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5017 I understand why most people stop using their home gyms. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5018 We just had to buy the model that has a bedroom for your mother. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5019 We are climbing at a snail's pace. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5020 I believe they're saying we have to bear the cost of housing. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5021 Wasn't expecting this when I signed up for the Into Thin Airbnb promo. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5022 Did you know mortgage is Latin for 'death contract'? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5023 Home from Work 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5024 I just wish it had a kitchen sink. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5025 And I thought carrying all those expensive textbooks would never amount to anything. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5026 I can’t believe how lazy the kids are! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5027 Yes, true, there IS a price you have to pay for upward mobility. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5028 Our agent asked if we could carry the payments and I told him - "Hell ya dude just give me the whole kit and caboodle!" 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5029 The fire’s started, the bed’s made. All we have to do is get there… 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5030 Do you think they are our new next door neighbours? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5031 Might you reconsider an RV ? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5032 So, tell me again why glamping is so popular? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5033 NOW do you see why I suggested we take out the furniture first? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5034 I swear to you, some day I'm going to quit this job. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5035 I thought Jerome said we were almost there. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5036 I just don't understand why some people prefer renting. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5037 Maybe we took the idea of "camping with all the comforts of home" a bit too far? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5038 I'm no genius, but it seems to me 99 % of the equity of a house resides in the make and model of the bungee cords." 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5039 Don’t worry, there’s a balloon mortgage attached. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5040 Good News ! -- We're pouring the concrete for your half of the basement tomorrow morning! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5041 You’re sure the property taxes are lower there? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5042 I was thinking more along the lines of a Winnebago. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5043 Is THAT what "essentials only" means in your dictionary Helen? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5044 This tiny house trend has gotten way out of hand 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5045 Is this the only solution for bad public restrooms in national parks? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5046 Not going to let housesitting for Mary get in the way of our weekend hike 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5047 I hope the guru will appreciate this. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
5048 I told you I wasn't sure we could carry this mortgage. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5049 House backpack 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5050 Do you think we might inspire a new subdivision? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5051 was this real necessary 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5052 You’re the one who wanted to get the fancy tent. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5053 You know, this is a lot of trouble. Do you really think that we will get three times the value by having a mountain view? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5054 So, this is what it is like to pick up and move. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5055 It doesn't feel like upward mobility! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5056 Atleast my interest rate is fixed! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5057 It's gonna be a bitch getting the swimming pool up here. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5058 I told dad this mortgage wouldn’t go underwater. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5059 Finally, this must be the guys from TikTok.... 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5060 @margigem03 …THIS was so much easier than packing all the KIDS’ THINGS up for our trip. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5061 Margaret and George always had a knack for making themselves at home. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5062 I don’t think being a digital nomad is for me 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
5063 'What housing crisis?' 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
5064 Is this really what is meant by glamping? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5065 I love this new app where you can bring your home everywhere. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5066 I thought prefab would be easier. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5067 Did you leave the oven on? Oh, haha I keep forgetting. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5068 Keep walking 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5069 Lost my keys on the L train. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5070 Do you smell something burning? And no, it's not my thighs. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5071 Those other guys have no mortgage ? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5072 Sue never packs light 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5073 Are you sure you bought this on Airbnb? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5074 I told you: It’s in case the bubble bursts and the Millennials come for it before we get back! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5075 When you gotta move to the hills to get some space but it reminds you of going to school (uphill both ways) 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5076 I told you this holiday home would be more of a burden 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5077 Can’t sleep in a tent, you said. Gound’s too hard, you said. Claustraphobia, you said. Mosquitos, snakes, and bears, you said… 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5078 Hah! Wait 'til those glampers see THIS! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5079 Not as steep as the mortgage rates though 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5080 They did say "Take what you need". 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5081 So you still think this was better than packing all those boxes? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5082 I told you, we can't carry a house 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5083 Get a mobile home and travel they said! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5084 Still, a knee replacement IS cheaper than filling the RV 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5085 It's easier than trying to buy one in this market. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5086 Our pace is so slow! I feel like a turtle. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5087 Yeah, but the plumber couldn't come to us for another week. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5088 Our forebears hauled avocados along these paths 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5089 I've been taking this work from home thing seriously, we can go anywhere! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5090 I thought "glamping" was easier... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5091 The view better be worth it! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5092 Wouldn't a picnic basket been enough? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5093 I don’t see no damn prairie. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5094 Those guys are going to be sorry they didn't bring their house with them! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5095 I know there's a need for affordable housing, but this is ridiculous! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5096 I am so looking forward to sitting in my easy chair. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5097 Are you sure this is what they mean by staycation? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5098 This is the side of glamping no one ever talks about 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5099 To Hell with Parks Canada! We’re gunna stay in the Abbott Hut tonight! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5100 When you asked if I wanted to live up in the mountain, I assumed living off the land, not moving the entire house. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5101 Hey young couples, enjoy climbing？ 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5102 We're making a snail's pace - but I guess there's a good reason 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5103 These TikTok challenges are starting to get ridiculous, but now I'm addicted. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5104 I’m glad we moved out of the condo. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5105 Ultralight is for wienies! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5106 Wonder if IKEA does home delivery 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5107 Get mad at supply chain inflation, not me. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5108 Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5109 Dang, I forgot to cancel the house cleaner this week. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5110 At this rate, will we make it for the campground's Karaoke? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5111 This is my home - not away from home. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5112 My heart’s just not in it 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5113 Thanks to the retail market our home now fits into our backpack. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5114 This looked much easier on Up 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5115 The tour company guaranteed luxurious accommodation each night. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5116 Maybe we should've thought of this during the Tiny House craze. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5117 Glamping is such fun! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5118 I told you, it’s a tiny house, not a mobile home. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5119 House prices have risen so much it’s easier just to take your house with you when you move 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5120 We’re taking the tiny house too far 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5121 With how much it costed, the house is coming with us 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5122 Interest rates at basecamp were getting ridiculous 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5123 See, now we don’t have to sell the house or refinance! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5124 You’d think Party City would never run out of balloons. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5125 It’s a K2-bedroom. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5126 With the ice caps melting what choice did we have! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5127 I never trusted housesitters! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5128 When we get there, it will still be camping 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5129 It wouldn’t be so bad if you hadn’t insisted on taking the kitchen sink. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5130 Did you pack the ground cloth? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5131 I heard the higher the house,the lower the interest rate 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5132 A tad inconvenient but well worth the reduced property tax! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5133 Don't tell me you forgot the kitchen sink! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5134 I'm not sure about this camping strategy!!! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5135 In the good old days we would set up a tent base camp! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5136 But think of the equity!! 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5137 Sure, tents are great but think of the equity we’ll have by the time we reach camp. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5138 And the others are complaining about their backpacks! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5139 There is no place like home. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5140 Chasing lower interests rates is just getting ridiculous. 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
5141 Beats renting. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5142 This way we can keep doing all things we’re trying to get away from. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5143 But didn't it sound a bit odd to you- a BYOB Airbnb? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5144 We're moving to a State that allows freedom to do wha I believe in! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5145 I know it's impractical, but I just don't trust our neighbors. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5146 Do you remember if we packed the piano. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5147 This is the part about house hunting I hate 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5148 This move only makes sense if the housing market continues to climb. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5149 Which bank did you tell me is carrying the mortgage? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5150 They may have the deed after the reverse mortgage but good luck finding the house. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5151 I tried to tell you we would need the kitchen sink. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5152 I thought they said to bring everything including the kitchen sink. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5153 You don't believe in packing light, do you? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5154 Is this one useful? No, but we're building up to it. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5155 Remote living 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5156 I told you to leave our problems at home. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5157 The Airbnb reviews did say this stay was "literally like being back home." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5158 I think grandpa was onto something with the balloons. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5159 What if we had to spend the night?? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5160 Who told us to go at a snail's pace ? 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
5161 Home is wherever I'm with you. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5162 Still more reasonable than RV'ing 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5163 Relocation is a lot harder than I thought. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5164 I get it. You want a room with a view. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5165 Next time we are getting a hotel room. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5166 I'm pretty sure it just meant don't pick any flowers. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5167 We’re going at a snail’s pace here. Did you not consider leaving something at home? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5168 My next partner will be a light packer. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5169 I told you we should have gone to REI! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5170 Are you sure we are on the right track 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5171 Yeah, we can barely afford the monthly note, but here's the thing: They're not making more of them, and everyone needs one. So whenever we decide to move, the money we've sunk into it will be worth 25 percent more. And this continues indefinitely. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5172 Well, you said you'd agree to getting a mobile home! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5173 I feel like an idiot. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5174 Snailed it! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5175 I tried to tell you we overpacked for the Appalachian Trail… 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5176 Housing nears peak due to the Banks hiking interest. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5177 Are you sure that us carrying this house up the mountain will help us qualify for a mortgage loan? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5178 I wish I could remember if I turned off the stove.” 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5179 did you tell the jacobs to take the amazon delivery? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5180 So definitely not as warming in Mars? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5181 We must imagine the homeowner happy. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5182 Pixar made this look a lot easier. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5183 when I said I like DIY, this is not what I had in mind 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5184 We are human snails! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5185 I didn't think this is what you meant, when you said let's relocate. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
5186 Next time can't we just take the car? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5187 Nah man, my ex had too much baggage. I just had to UP and leave. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5188 Are you sure you packed the sleeping bags? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5189 So when did your love of snails start? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5190 There's no way you can keep smelling smoke up here. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5191 I don’t care – I’m never going to be homeless again! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5192 One way or another, new housing starts are going to be up. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5193 Isn’t this a perfect metaphor for the current housing market” 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5194 Safe habits for extinguishing fireplace flames and burning ashes are very important even when moving one's residence location. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5195 We’ll also pack the house when the documentary of this hike comes out 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5196 It's actually easy to hike but there's always a heavy backpack. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5197 if there is ever a next time,we will use a wheelbarrow 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5198 We are doing just fine, just like all the other millenials! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5199 'It's the Principle ...' 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5200 Can't trust Kevin McCallister 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5201 do you think the dog is alright in there? 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
5202 It will be worth it when we get to the home site. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
5203 I thought about using a million balloons, but someone already made that movie. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5204 When the bank said we would carry the mortgage with us everywhere we went, I didn’t think they meant it literally. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5205 It's convenient and we don't have to pay for gas. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5206 You don't say we're turtles, do you? Well, we do carry our house on our backs. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5207 We could have at least thrown out the kitchen sink. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5208 I left the kitchen sink at home, at least 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5209 A little extra effort for all the comforts of home. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5210 We're shoo-ins for the Fitzcarroldo remake. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5211 ...yet you still forgot the sunscreen. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5212 And I said, 'If a turtle can do it then by God so can I.' 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5213 Ltt's get a timeshare in the mountains, you said. It sounds like a terrific bargain, you said. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5214 Did you remember to pack the kitchen? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5215 Got the idea while watching them float a house across the water in Newfoundland 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5216 I’m just glad we didn’t buy the ranch. It would have been back breaking. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5217 Me, when I go anywhere. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5218 This would be so much easier if we were heading downhill. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5219 No wonder this mountain home was only listed in Hiker's World." 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5220 Moving Day 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5221 S'mores taste better when they're made at home. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5222 So why did we need to bring all your camera gear? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5223 Just think about how much we’re saving on gas for the camper van. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5224 I told you, I'm an ambivert. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5225 I don't understand how you could forget, I specifically said "kitchen sink!" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5226 We shouldn’t have had the kids invite their friends over…now they’re blowing pot smoke up the fireplace. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5227 I know about location location location, but perhaps we should have consulted a realtor.” 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
5228 I know you love tiny houses, but I'd have preferred a tent. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5229 I thought the song went "with a knapsack on my back"? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5230 Who needs an RV when you have a mobile home? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5231 If they ask, we've been here for years. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5232 The mortgage isn't SUCH a burden, I guess… 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5233 I can’t remember whether I unplugged my curling iron! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5234 It would have been easier to just bring the tent. But No! You had to have indoor plumbing. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5235 This wasn’t what I meant when I agreed to go camping! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5236 Foreclosure my ass. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5237 Why do you insist on taking your mother everywhere we go? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5238 This home away from home thing is getting a bit ridiculous. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5239 So this is your idea of moving up in the world? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5240 I knew interest rates were steep, but home ownership is a real burden. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5241 I told you getting housed on the trail was a bad idea. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5242 This is number four, so they'd better give us a nice hotel. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5243 Don't act suspicious if a house dick shows up. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5244 I didn’t know the Kate Bush resurgence would be so literal” 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5245 are you sure you remembered to put out the fire? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5246 I told you we could carry the new house together, even with the rate hike. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5247 Maybe we should have tried using balloons. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5248 This house isn’t quite as tiny as I’d expected. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5249 Just a few more miles and we will be out of 2040 flood zones. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5250 Honey, did you remember to leave the kids a note? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5251 I really don't think anybody would want to steal your damned funko collection 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
5252 This brings a whole new perspective to 'hiking up interest rates.' 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5253 Have you heard that the Central Bank wants to increase the interest rate? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5254 Got to make sure this is out of reach for these millennials 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5255 I know it's heavy, but think of the time we saved on packing ! 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5256 Now this is what I call glamping! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5257 Do you think we may have over packed? 1.1236 0.04746 89 82 3 4
5258 Forget #vanlife! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5259 Look at it this way: now we'll never be underwater on our mortgage. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5260 Trying to live like a snail does have its drawbacks. 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
5261 I never imagined an ADU would be this much work. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5262 Now we can be sure we didn't leave the stove on. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5263 See? Tiny houses can go anywhere. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5264 I thought that by making the mountain our home, you meant a tent. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5265 You know, this isn't exactly what's meant by "backpacking." 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5266 I thought it came with a tiny mountain. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5267 Looking forward to our Mountain View home! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5268 I know- but it beats hiring a moving van 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5269 Together we are one. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5270 I thought you said, "house hunting", not "house hiking". 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5271 Isn't it great to get out and leave our troubles behind! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5272 What dolls do you have? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5273 Next weekend, let's camp out under the stars. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5274 It's just like a hybrid car. If the batteries go dead we use the alternate heating system 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5275 The housing market keeps going on the rise" 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5276 I hope you remembered to bring the house key. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5277 'Did we get the right model? It doesn't feel like a tiny house.' 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5278 Did you remember to turn off the basement lights? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5279 They'll never figure out that ours was not the highest bid. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5280 Remember, past the next bend we’ll need to get around some zoning restrictions. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5281 I'm not sure this is what the landlord meant when he said you had to relocate. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5282 This was not what I thought, when you said ,”we’re movin’ on up”. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5283 Next time, we read the terms of service for home delivery. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5284 So you had to have a room with a view, didn't you? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5285 I know your into saving, but hiring a moving company would be less expensive that what this doing to our backs. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5286 I know it's hard. But an hour or two more, and all the people should be gone. Then we can finally set up our hermit hut. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5287 Much more comfortable than a tent when we reach the campsite. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5288 I’m glad we decided not to add the sunroom before moving day. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5289 I feel like we are moving at a snail’s pace. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5290 It turns out that turnout is critical in House races 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5291 Funny, it doesn't look like a lighthouse. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5292 Now you know why I suggested an inventory program? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5293 Weeeeeee! Let’s hike some more!”-said the housing marke 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5294 I miss when it used to just be a ladder 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5295 I’m really glad we didn’t bring your Mom’s sideboard. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5296 When I said I'd put the team on my back, I didn't think about their assets as well... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5297 I'm just glad we didn't bundle both our auto and home insurance. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5298 I've always said that camping out is like a home away from home. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5299 Well, no, I didn't literally pour water on it, but I'm sure it was out. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5300 Told you we couldn’t afford the land, just the house! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5301 Should have upgraded to the tiny home on wheels 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5302 Plus, we have a mortage to carry on our back 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5303 This mortgage rate is killing us. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5304 You promised me a luxury trailer. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5305 I started experimenting when my daughter told me I shouldn’t wear cargo pants. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5306 I didn't realize that refinancing our home was so steep. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5307 We can beat this housing market on our own. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5308 Our home away from home. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5309 And that's it -- no more agoraphobia! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5310 In this economy, it would be irresponsible not to pack it with us 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5311 Ya know, just in case 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5312 I have that weird feeling like I left the stove on. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5313 I just wish your dream hadn't been living in a house overlooking a valley. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5314 ....and you wanted a room with a view 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5315 Our backpack should give us the right of way. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5316 I think we should have gone with the home on wheels. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5317 Sometimes dyslexia comes in handy." 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5318 The top of this mountain is my home away from home. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5319 The experts say that it is cheaper when you re-locate yourself. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5320 Yes Kevin,we are upwardly mobile! Better still we did it our way! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5321 Maybe next time we should take the train. It would be a lot easier on the feet. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5322 Aren't you glad we left the kitchen sink home? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5323 Now I know why a turtle moves so slowly. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5324 I think we are on to something really big here. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5325 I know I said ,“Home is where I am with you”, Honey. But I never meant your parents’ home ! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5326 You really need to get over your fear of leaving the stove on. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5327 Next time we go glamping, we're not doing the budget plan. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5328 Plus side, we save big on moving costs. Minus side, I'm having a stroke. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5329 Human Snail 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5330 ‘Get your hearing checked! I asked for a cabin on a hill.’ 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5331 Best time-off ever. What baggage? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5332 I just realized we forgot about plumbing and utilities. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5333 We probably should have brought the kitchen sink. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5334 We'll put it down in a few more feet, so we can see things from a different point of view. Like, for example, how Epstein didn't kill himself 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5335 If home is where the heart is, was this really necessary? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5336 This is not quite what I meant by being able to carry the house with the latest hike... 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5337 Amazing that I haven't heard a peep out the kids. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5338 Next-level glamping, my ass.” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5339 I think you forgot to lock the cupboard with the porcelain again. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5340 This glamping is not at all what it is cracked up to be. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5341 Wow! That mortgage is really weighing me down. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5342 Well, the ad did say “with this vacation rental it’ll be like you brought your home with you.” 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5343 Not only do we have a mobile home, think of all the gas money we'll save. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5344 The unbearable lightness of expectations 1.1207 0.06064 58 54 1 3
5345 Did we remember s'mores? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5346 Being a tortoise really is an uphill task. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5347 I blew all my money on avocado toast brunches, so this is the biggest home I could afford. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5348 When we signed up for glamping,we should have read the fine print 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5349 I got the feeling that I forgot something 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5350 I told you—I hate sleeping on the ground. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5351 You'd think the Lama could have blessed it in the valley. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5352 What do you mean you left the kitchen sink behind? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5353 And I’ll say it 100x more, I’m telling you “have house will travel” is not a thing! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5354 They said the new site was just around the corner 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5355 I'm really starting to regret this adjustable rate mortgage. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5356 Surely there's gotta be an easier way to bring the kitchen sink? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5357 Still cheaper than a babysitter. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5358 I don’t think my trauma is that much baggage, do you? 1.1207 0.06064 58 54 1 3
5359 You know I get homesick very easily 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5360 As you said Jane, nothing will be better than a sabbatical year. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5361 I think this is exactly what they meant by work-life balance! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5362 Turtles have it made 1.1206 0.03098 141 126 13 2
5363 Why do you say I am obsessive compulsive? 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
5364 Ok, think we’ve worked off the bad karma for eating those snails yet? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5365 Those idiots who took their house swimming are now underwater. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5366 Nobody told us that moving would be THIS difficult. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5367 This is so much better than Airbnb! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5368 I don't think this is what they meant when they suggested a house tour. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5369 We are modern-day nomads. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5370 Im just amazed at the great stuff available at REI's Fourth of July Sale. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5371 I think this must be where we give up our kitchen sink" 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5372 At least, with Noah, the residence was included. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5373 This is the last time we book through SierraClubbnb. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5374 I figure,this is the quickest way to hike up our home 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5375 Now there's a view out every window. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5376 It was when the house saw two sets of footprints that it knew that was when they had carried it. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5377 That up movie really inspired me! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5378 How far till it’s not under water anymore? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5379 We should have googled what an adjustable rate mortgage was. 1.1200 0.04090 100 91 6 3
5380 It's the new home workout to stay in hiking shape. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5381 Now I know what the bank meant when they said they have our backs. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5382 It's always easier on the way down. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5383 Best to keep ahead of the Arctic melt. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5384 I know it's 'location, location, location' but couldn't we have just bought there to begin with? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5385 I really wish you had gotten your own pack. And put out the fire. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5386 Well, this is probably the last time we take advice from a turtle. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5387 Need any water from the kitchen? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5388 Dammit! I forgot the kitchen sink 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5389 30 years is a long time, but property values always only go up! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5390 We're almost there . . . a shining city upon a hill. 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
5391 After watching that movie, there's no way we could leave little Larry, Home Alone. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5392 Did you pack the kitchen sink? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5393 Yep-- once I got the monkey off my back, this semed like the next step ... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5394 I know it's heavy, but we did save oodles of time packing. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5395 Glad we brought the tiny house. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5396 At this point I'm kinda wishing we'd gone with the less eco-friendly mobile home 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5397 We'll be okay as long as we stay above inflation. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5398 You're sure you didn't leave the stove on? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5399 Leaving out the kitchen sink didn't make it much lighter. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5400 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5401 With the market the way it is, I just don't want to take any chances! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5402 our house is too heavy. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5403 You weren't kidding when you said big things come in small packages. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5404 For a tiny house it's still pretty heavy. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5405 Note to self, read ALL the fine print in future federal witness protection agreements. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5406 Next time we’re paying for a home security system. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5407 This is stupid, Ralph. Why couldn’t we just park an RV at the bottom like everyone else. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5408 Did we forget the garage door? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5409 Why are we moving at a snails pace? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5410 You said the 'Tiny House' was small." 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5411 This free delivery stuff is getting out of hand. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5412 No matter what they told you on the internet, bringing a tent along when you go camping is a lot better. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5413 You are right, it's not so bad without the kitchen sink. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5414 Who's idea was it to bring all the comforts of home? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5415 We should have stuck with Tiny House Nation 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5416 I know our ad says 'Full Service Movers' ...but we need to make clear that's for Contents ONLY 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5417 Who needs a mobile home with those gas prices? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5418 The monkey was lighter 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5419 Joe, this is so unusual...we left the furnace running while we are on vacation. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5420 Used to, we’ve have to hide it. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5421 Your dream of a little house on the hill? Sucks! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5422 This is our last B&B vacation! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5423 Hmmmm… maybe you were right honey, a house sitter would’ve taken the weight off our shoulders 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5424 I’m so glad we’re finally getting some time away from it all. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5425 Did you remember to turn off the stove? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5426 Winnebago's first concept vehicle 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5427 Did you ask ask if the property taxes were higher as well? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5428 I think you have this Tiny House Movement all wrong. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5429 I'm glad we're taking Mom and Dad on vacation. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5430 Beats trying to find a decent Hostel... 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5431 After a few more rate hikes, we’ll be glad we have this. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5432 I just think the higher up, the greater the land value will be in ten years. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5433 Go on a rate hike next week? No thanks. I prefer this over trying to carry the weight of our mortgage. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5434 we have to go back … I forgot all my cares and woes 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5435 I'm still surprised we didn't make a bigger splash at Comic Con. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5436 I envy people with less baggage than us. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5437 It's like a Staycation but only better. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5438 Only 29 years. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5439 I am not Sisyphus! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5440 Say what you want--but this house feels paper thin to me." Edward Dun 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5441 You know, this place used to be in New Orleans. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5442 I hope i'ts worth the view 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5443 I think the house could have been a little tinier. (Please underline the word little) 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5444 I don’t know why we didn’t just ask the Thompsons to water our plants while we are away. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5445 Hard now, but we'll be more comfortable at our campsite. 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
5446 We didn’t bring the kitchen sink. 1.1170 0.04501 94 87 3 4
5447 Tell me again why it was smarter to buy instead of rent. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
5448 This isn’t how I imagined living off the grid. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5449 When they said we would have “all the comforts of home,” they should have added “on arrival!” 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5450 Can't wait to warm my feet by that fire? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5451 Can mortgage rates get any higher? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5452 When you carry glamping too far, it can cause glimping. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5453 Weren't you suppose to bring only what sparks joy? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5454 Okay, so I didn't think this 'glamping' thing through. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5455 Famous First Failures: "So about this home StairMaster idea of yours...I just think there's got to be a better way." 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5456 This is why I don't let you pack. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5457 Geez Dude, we're moving at a snail's pace. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5458 You could’ve hired a plant sitter. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5459 You were so right, honey. Affordable and portable. No basement, no flooding. I married the smartest guy, Everest! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5460 We may have overthought this: I think we promised to give them the SHIRTS off our back, not the HOUSES.... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5461 OK, but a dollhouse with a working fireplace? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5462 (wheezing) This isn't what I meant by "Let's buy a Tiny House and take it on great adventures!" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5463 She said she wasn't going camping unless there was a kitchen sink... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5464 Why didn’t we think of this sooner? Property taxes up here are practically zip! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5465 At the summit the HOA fees are virtually nothing. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5466 I am so done with these interest rate hikes. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5467 Keep moving, property taxes are lower 1 mile up 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5468 Not sure I am enjoying vacationing with a mobile home. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5469 I'm not sure how long we can carry this house. #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5470 Here in Europe they care less about mortgage debts. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5471 This is nothing comparing with the old days - they used to move the whole castle to the hilltop. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5472 I was inspired by the documentary about snails that I watched last week. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5473 HouseHiking 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5474 I appreciate that you carry our mortgage on your back,but perhaps you could just bring the paperwork. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5475 You certainly simplified the packing problem! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5476 We already carry the mortgage on our backs -- why not the house? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5477 When they said that relocation would move me up in the company, this is not what is I expected. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5478 Your turn to take the dog out. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5479 One must imagine homeowners to be happy 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5480 We loved the character, but the city taxes were outrageous. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5481 Having a place to plug in my CPAP machine will benefit us both, honey. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5482 Oh, no, I think I left the hammock in the garage. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
5483 Thoreau told me, "MOVE it!" 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5484 Are you certain that this thing will balance on the peak? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5485 I'm telling you - real estate with a view appreciates its value 40-60% which means that we will be able to take a very good mortgage loan to finally pay off the interest of our student debt. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5486 You know, this isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to be a turtle for Halloween. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5487 I just want the seer to know what it would mean for me to cast my former life aside 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5488 I’m sad we had to leave our acequia behind. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5489 Well, why not? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5490 When we get to 10,000 feet, we’ll be warm as toast. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5491 The agent told me its Perambulation, perambulation, perambulation. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5492 These tax hikes are getting out of hand 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5493 Me, packing for my first trip abroad in two years 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5494 We’ll need more help carrying the mortgage. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5495 I still think the cooking reality show would have been easier. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5496 Wasn't there a better way to make sure the iron was unplugged. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5497 Once we make it to the top, all is worthy 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5498 I know you don't like to camp out, but this is ridiculous. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5499 I've decided that I should be on the pardon list, if that is still in the works. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5500 I’m sorry, but with my agoraphobia I just can’t leave the house. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5501 I hope the rate for the mortgage on the lot is still locked in when we get there! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5502 Sure, it's heavy - but at least we don't have to shoulder a mortgage. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5503 Once we settle in, I plan to write a book called Little House on the Mountain. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5504 We’ll be fine. I packed everything but the kitchen sink. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5505 The Maharishi heard the I don’t flip houses. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5506 I'm having second thoughts about buying the tiny house. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5507 When you say it's a home base, you really mean it! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5508 These days, you have to get more creative if you want to be a pioneer in gentrification 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5509 Are you enjoying the rate hike honey? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5510 We need to take a class on How to Carry Only the Essentials 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5511 This isn't an easy way to avoid property taxes, but it's worth it. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5512 So now if you think I left the stove on, you won't have to worry about it our entire vacation." 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5513 I'm glad we can enjoy the outdoors without giving up the comforts of home. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5514 This is a lot of work to give Mom a view. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5515 We are taking this glamping thing to a whole new level. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5516 Did you remember to turn off the stove? My back is super hot. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5517 When I suggested bringing a portable outhouse on our mountain hike, this wasn't on my mind. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5518 Home Sweat Home 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5519 Next weekend, I think I would rather just go The Shore. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5520 I told you we didn’t need to take everything with us! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5521 I think I'm gonna have a hearth attack! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5522 Build it and they will come. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5523 Swag... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5524 But when you think about it, we won't need bear spray. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5525 Yes, it's a schlep, but we'll never have to worry if the oven was turned off. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5526 If your income is 30% more than mine, I shouldn't have to carry 50% of the weight. Just sayin'. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5527 Stop complaining. You know your new job doesn't provide affordable housing. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5528 Just think, we can sit by a nice warm fire once we get there. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5529 glamping is heavier than I'd anticipated 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5530 This is not the mobile home I had in mind. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5531 Chiropractor said this was better than having concerns weigh on my mind 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5532 Getting away from it all was a bad idea. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5533 This is heavy. We should have brought a backpack. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5534 I still say we should have taken our chances with Airbnb. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5535 Those mortgage payments really strap you down. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5536 “ What are we missing?” 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5537 Millennial Glampers 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5538 Snails do it, you said 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5539 But did Sisyphus have a mezzanine floor? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5540 'I can see we're still not keeping up with the Jones's.' 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
5541 When I said I would carry the home for you this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5542 It was indeed easier then. It may be that we were younger but my money's on that we lived in an apartment. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5543 You said you wanted a home with a view. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5544 I think the Senate needs a bit os a lift too, don't you? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5545 Let’s hope the land value is cheaper up here. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5546 They said "It Takes A Village"....but this is ridiculous! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5547 Maybe we took our Boy Scout motto “be prepared” too seriously, Andy? Nah! Now we’ll feel at home wherever we go. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5548 This idea was a home run honey 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5549 Darby and Joan, Darby and Joan---the folks who live on the hill." Give it a rest, will you 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5550 I didn’t know we could hike so close to home. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5551 Careful! Don't drop the dishes. 1.1136 0.04406 88 81 4 3
5552 Still a lot easier than buying a new one in this market 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5553 How many times do I have to tell you, I just can't stand sleeping in a tent. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5554 Housing upheaval. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5555 What smells like burning? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5556 I thought the BYOB in the invitation stood for " Bring your own bnb." 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5557 Camping with you always feels like home away from home. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5558 Tents would have been less tense. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5559 The good news is your parents will finally see Machu Picchu. The bad news is, my parents haven't. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5560 Damn! I should’ve packed lighter” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5561 It's always literal with you. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5562 Instead of getting away from it all, why are we taking it all with us 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5563 At least this time you won't be saying "Shit, Henry, you forgot it at home...again" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5564 Our adjustable rate mortgage is becoming burdensome. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5565 According to TikTok, people have been moving wrong all along. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5566 honey, lets go back and get the chalet..I liked it better 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5567 Running up this hill might be a problem. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5568 Marriage just sucks is why" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5569 Did you remember to put out the fire in the fireplace? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5570 It’s still easier to carry than student loans. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5571 Well, the realtor DID say that buying a home in 2022 would be an uphill battle… 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5572 Not quite what I had in mind when you said, “glamping.” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5573 The higher we go, the colder it gets, and the smaller it gets. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5574 Did you remember to lock the front door? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5575 Global plague, climate collapse, energy unsustainability, world war, rising authoritarianism, the erosion of basic human rights, overall human garbage-hood—our best option is relocating to a mountaintop. Too bad we’re way too large for this house. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5576 I think I liked the RV better. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5577 Thank God you didn't want to move into that high-rise. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5578 Just one more year of payments, and then then we can get this house off our backs. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5579 Nothing like sharing the management of a household. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5580 One more mile and we’ll be home free! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5581 Did you pack all we need? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5582 I told we could carry this house. It’s the mortgage I’m worried about. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5583 Your mom called. I told her we were going house hunting 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5584 Next summer, let's just hire a house-sitter. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5585 I don't even live here. My tennants are inside. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5586 So my doc says, "OK, OK, but snail's pace." 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5587 They call *this* a tiny house? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5588 How could you forget the kitchen sink? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5589 With rising interest rates and sea levels, this seemed like the only option. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5590 I never asked. do the curtains match the carpet? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5591 Maybe next time we go ahead and trust the bathroom in the mountain guesthouse. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5592 I think I forgot the guest wing 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5593 We need to pull ourselves out by the roots and go live in the mountains, you said. Well, shit. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5594 What about waffles for dinner? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5595 Home is where the hike is! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5596 This is what the Swedes do, you say? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5597 I told you RIVERSIDE in a flood plain even the YOU COULD FISH was not a wise decidion!!! 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5598 I know you wanted it to be just like in the movie Up but the balloons were way too expensive! 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5599 I should have kept the avocado toast instead” 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5600 Finally, something exciting a post from our doorbell camera. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
5601 My sleeping bag is at the cleaners. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5602 You know, the Starbucks bathrooms aren't THAT bad. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5603 Imagine if we hadn’t gone for the tiny house. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5604 Just think of the money we’re saving buying a *manufactured * home! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5605 I don't think this is what they mean by upward mobility. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5606 Did you remember the toilet paper? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5607 Yes, I know we could have used balloons, but not with my latex allergy. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5608 Minimalism can really take on a weight of its own. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5609 Jon and Melissa’s marriage was an uphill climb from the get-go, with an enormous mortgage hanging over their heads. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5610 You never know where you will live 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5611 Sure, there are benefits, but home ownership can be such a burden. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5612 The view will be fantastic. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5613 It was a good inclination to get a small house! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5614 I told you my tiny house phase was more than a fad. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5615 Maybe we should have just brought the kitchen sink. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5616 our solution to rising tides and mortgage rates 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5617 When I asked you to make sure we had everything we needed for this trip, I didn’t mean… 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5618 You just had to forget the kitchen sink. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5619 I told you we'd be going at a snail's pace. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5620 I'm glad they didn't ask for a cathedral at the top of the hill. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5621 Mortgage rates sure have taken a hike. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5622 When you said the house needed work, I thought you meant repairs. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5623 Well, it’s better than carrying today’s mortgage rates. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5624 How could you have forgotten the kitchen sink? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5625 The cops probably can't find us up here, but, if they do, we won't be houseless. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5626 Oh dear, no one told us this is what it feels like to carry a mortgage! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5627 The pamphlet did say « A Home Away From Home Adventure » 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5628 We never should have started that moving company. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5629 Oh, you're gonna be glad we brought a nap shack, trust me. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5630 Whew, what did you put in this thing!? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5631 Why exactly are we schlepping a dollhouse up this mountain? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5632 I said take out, not take home. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5633 We REALLY have to work on our packing choices. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5634 So much for taking everything but the kitchen sink. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5635 When we get it to the top we have to go back down for the steeple. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5636 Beats having to walk back down. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5637 I know! My out-of-office. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5638 I figured the snail's pace was worth not having to listen to your whining about missing the comforts of home. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5639 Our ancestors used to roll boulders up this mountain, you say? What came next ? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5640 One way or another, we are getting a house with a view 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5641 Next will be remote work. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5642 The mountain is made of flesh… 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5643 Look. It’s not enough to just bring the kitchen sink 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5644 They told me to pack only what was necessary. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5645 I can really feel it in my mortgage! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5646 Honey, I may have forgotten the kitchen sink. 1.1101 0.03983 109 101 4 4
5647 All this for a home-cooked meal? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5648 Not so bad, but now I'm thinking we could have kept the kitchen sink... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5649 We've gotta get out of the house more. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5650 What we save in hotel bills we'll probably lose in back surgeries. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5651 This is not exactly what I had in mind when I said we should downsize to a mobile home. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5652 Darn. We forgot the kitchen sink. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5653 Somehow 'screw the landlord' doesn't seem appropriate any more. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5654 It's junk mail proof 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5655 The way I look at it, why stay in some overpriced lodge? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5656 You said you'd help with the mortgage, Sisyphus. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5657 Geez, I sure hope a giant snail doesn’t come along and squash us 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5658 Well they did say "Mi casa es su casa"! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5659 Oh, I'm good, I'm good. I still don't think we needed your damned chess set, though. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5660 Did you bring the candelabrum? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5661 I won’t be happy until I’m sure it’s a gated community. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5662 I still can’t get the image of that couple crushed by student loans out if my head.” 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5663 Take HoMe with you! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5664 It’s like an Airbnb, but you carry it on your back to each location. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5665 Are you sure this is the best route to 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5666 I know, but this B&B is advertised as a'Home away from Home." 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5667 I'm not so sure about this 21st century mobile home idea. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5668 Wait! What do you mean you prefer the sunrise over the sunset? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5669 G.O.A.T. Chalet Valet 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5670 Man, death stranding is getting ridiculous 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5671 We're allowed wfh by the management 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5672 F*ckin evangelicals. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5673 I hate these homeowner association field trips. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5674 Wait, we have to turn around. I forgot the kitchen sink 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5675 You always pack everything. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5676 Well, excuse me, but I always put the toilet seat back down. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5677 You think this will finally get the kids off their devices? Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5678 Next time, let’s go with the inflatable model. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5679 I just don’t trust your son while we’re away. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5680 Wait -- did you remember to unplug the iron? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5681 Thank goodness for the tiny house trend. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5682 Did you bring your chain saw? I think it’s going to be a single track trail up ahead. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5683 At least we'll have our own bed and breakfast when we get there. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5684 I mean, look at it this way, we won't have to stay at an AirBNB now. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5685 Just imagine the view from the top. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5686 ...and no more worrying about whether we locked the door. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5687 When you told me we could share the load, and have all the comforts of home on this hike by doing so, I really should have pressed for details… 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5688 You said the interest rate hike wouldn't be steep. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5689 Sure, but the interest rate on a tent would have killed us. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5690 If you need an energy bar they’re in the parlor. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5691 I really think this is taking your, "I don't want to stay in a hotel because of Covid risk" too far. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5692 I wonder if 'Leave No Trace' really means you're supposed to bring it all with you. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5693 A home away from home you said... 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5694 I don’t see why they think this is a good advertisement for tiny homes. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5695 I can't keep hiking at these rates. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5696 And you said interest rates would never go up. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5697 All this for 1/4 off prime. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5698 The house is a lot lighter than the pool was 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5699 The broker did say there’d be mortgage hikes. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5700 I begged you not to do a variable rate mortgage. Now we’ll never get out from under this thing. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5701 We are about to find out how high real estate can go before it all comes crashing down. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5702 Remind me again what’s so good about an adjustable mortgage? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5703 I told you sharing bagage would help us reach higher heights 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5704 COVID told me to stay at home… so I did 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5705 I’m starting to think this tiny home craze has gone too far 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5706 And they say we can’t have a family trip, jocks on them, I feel like I’m at home. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5707 'Not gonna work under my roof, you can leave' 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5708 Next time, just pack the tent and sleeping bags. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5709 When you asked me about being the vice president of your moving company, I didn't know I was going to have to wear shorts and hiking shoes to work. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5710 It’s a cute house, but there’s no sink. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5711 You think this cartoon is BAD?!? You oughta try carrying this house alone for five minutes! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5712 Did you remember to turn the stove off? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5713 Even @ 10.5 % I still think the "Second' was a better deal! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5714 I don't care if the other guys say it's crazy. It's a babe magnet! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5715 Are you sure Gladys had this in mind when she said she was ready to raise the roof? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5716 Did we forget to close the garage? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5717 When you feel like you want to give up, just remember that, somewhere out there, the interest rates are climbing even faster. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
5718 I always wanted to move to the mountains. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5719 I hope we brought enough toilet paper with us . 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5720 If you haven’t left home by now, you never will. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5721 I should have known better when you said camping these days is just like being at home . 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5722 Inflation is making moving exhausting. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5723 I just knew there would be price hikes on mobile homes. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5724 It's better than sleeping in a hammock hanging off a cliff. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5725 I have a camping gear catalog I’d like to share with you. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5726 Man this is heavy 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5727 Are you sure this is what they meant by 'working remotely'? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5728 Did we remember to activate the alarm system? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5729 Aren’t rate hikes done automatically these days? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5730 I told you we should have gone with the Tiny Tent instead. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5731 I think I forgot to grab my toothbrush. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5732 I think we overpacked. Do you think we overpacked? I think we overpacked. 1.1071 0.03667 112 103 6 3
5733 I still say we should have gone tiny !!! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5734 I was skeptical but this mortgage hike ain't bad. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5735 Are you sure this has a bed and breakfast inside? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5736 Yes, our home value keeps rising, but it also feels like it's getting heavier. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5737 Well, you said you wanted to get out of the house more often. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5738 Should have rented. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5739 Keep going,surely we wtll find water somewhere. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5740 See? I knew you'd like camping if you just gave it an honest try. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5741 Ah com'on. Sing with me,'Val dereee, val duraaah... 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5742 The RV shortage is getting ridiculous! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5743 Bob and Brenda's home mortgage hike was heavier than expected. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5744 I guess those guys don't really understand what 'glamping' really means. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5745 It's worth it for the lighter tax burden - just across the state line. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5746 We might want to re-evaluate the work-from-home sensibility. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5747 Way more comfortable than glamping. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5748 Whaddya mean, you 'forgot the kitchen sink'? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5749 Those motor homes are just too expensive. Let's just put this thing on wheels. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5750 You were right. Mortgage rates are going up 1.1071 0.03440 112 102 8 2
5751 I don’t think this is what they meant by house hunting. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5752 This is gonna make it way more challenging for my ex-wife to find me. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5753 Do you really think this house is worth all of this? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5754 The government can’t take our house now 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5755 I see your confusion but the program is actually called the *That* Home Work Out 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5756 Not exactly the mobile home i was hoping for. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5757 no this is actually good, i honestly really like it 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5758 Please don't tell me you forgot the kitchen sink 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5759 I told them we are the cheapest movers around and they went for it! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5760 We’re between a rock and a hard house. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
5761 You're the one who said they were sick of car-camping. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5762 When they say these tiny homes will travel anywhere, they were not kidding! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5763 What do you mean, you didn't understand when I said, 'Chalet go for a hike.' 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5764 ‘Tiny House’ is just today’s gimmicky marketing ploy. I think ‘Huff it Up the Hill House’ is here to stay. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5765 I didnt want to risk forgetting something 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5766 So, we do this and we avoid the carrying charges? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5767 I know we were told to move, but this is ridiculous. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5768 Leave it to us humans to figure things out..... 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5769 Why can't we ever pack light? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5770 When you said you wanted to elevate our decor, I never thought this was what you meant. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5771 This wasn't what I was expecting when they said I'd be working from home. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5772 Did you remember to measure the new refrigerator? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5773 We always said we wanted to move to the country 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5774 I'm not so sure about this crossfit thing. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5775 Okay fine... "Tiny" was an overstatement. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5776 We’re supposed to meet Nietzsche on the way down. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5777 Well Ned, they do say ‘you pack your fears.’ 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5778 I think I might have left the stove on. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5779 When you quoted Issa's proverb, O snail, climb Mount Fuji, But slowly, slowly, I didn't think you were so literal. 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
5780 Did I mention my history of back pain? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5781 Oh no! I left the tent in the garage. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5782 The truck part of my RV is in the shop. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5783 Modular? Mobile ? Manufactured? Who cares as long as it still together when we get there’ 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5784 This takes 'crushing housing market' to a whole new level. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5785 Is this what Brits mean when they say they’re moving house? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5786 Certainly made the stay at Phantom Ranch more comfortable 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5787 Looks like we’ll have the site to ourselves tonight. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5788 Stop it Bob, the house party was your idea… 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5789 I hope the roof will not leak. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5790 Imagine what a better world this would be if everyone acquired only the amount of stuff they could carry! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5791 It's a lot easier than being homeless. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5792 There’s no place like home, so we’re taking it with us. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5793 You're sure we got everything including the kitchen sink ? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5794 Another 500k steps to Canada where peace of mind and weed await. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5795 We should have gone with the cabin in the woods rather than the mountaintop view location. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5796 I'm amazed at how much the value of our home has risen. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5797 I don't understand why we are moving at a snail's pace! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5798 When you said we'd be carrying our home on our backs, I pictured a tent. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5799 There must be an easier way to get a home with a view! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5800 We must find a better planet to live on. The climate crises are going to be crazy! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5801 I miss when ‘glamping’ just meant the campsite had running water. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5802 If we make it to the top, do you think we’ll be approved for a lower down payment? 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5803 If we left it, we figured the Court would take its rights too. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5804 This ‘you can take it all with you’ hike was not what I had in mind. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5805 I hear there’s very little housing stock up here, so we’ll make a fortune when we sell. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5806 This way, we don't need to pitch the tent. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5807 Please ; don’t remind me about the deal on the RV. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5808 I don't think housing will be going up forever. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5809 Transients combating inflation 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5810 Dynamic Staycation 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5811 I’m not sure, but I don’t think this is how you glamp. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5812 Christ Annie, you’ve got me shittin’ bricks here… 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5813 When you guaranteed that my home equity would rise I didn't realize this is what you meant. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5814 They’ll HAVE to accept our offer now! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5815 Yes, in fact we DO have salve, which proves I wasn't overpacking. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5816 They said I was house poor - now I’ll show them. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5817 I told you, if we didn’t bring it with us we’d have to custom make the colour because they no longer make “Economy Mince” brown. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5818 I told you we should have postponed the hot tub installation until after this trip. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5819 I told you my house was a hike, bro. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5820 So the doctor asked if I have a hard time leaving my house. 1.1042 0.04050 96 89 4 3
5821 What's next, a bicycle-built-for-two? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5822 I know shipping was extra, but... 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5823 The thing I love about backpacking is that it makes you appreciate life's bare necessities. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5824 A portable B&B isn't such a wise idea after all. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5825 The guy at the store said to only pack what we can carry. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5826 I suppose we could have just set the alarm. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5827 Seemed more appealing when we were just talking about it. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5828 I still think that tent on sale at REI would have been a good deal. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5829 This reminds me of that time we hiked all the way to that convenient store. Now we don't need a convenient store. We have everything we need right here strapped to our backs. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5830 Glamping, my ass! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5831 When we get to the top we’ll fill the house with TNT. We’ll set fire to the house and destroy it. We’ll burn this fucking house to the ground. Fuck this house. I’m gonna kill this house with fire. Get fucked. I’m sending this house straight to hell, 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5832 Duuude, I thought 'Working From Home' was s'posed to be chill... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5833 Did you turn off the woodstove? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5834 It's the new #vanlife sweetie. You'll love it. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5835 Okay, next week's hike we go back to "Figurative Hill." This trail hits way too close to, well you know. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5836 With all the gun violence, I don’t blame them for not allowing bags. You think they’ll say anything? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5837 I guess the Fed wasn’t kidding” 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5838 Wait! I can't remember if I locked the front door! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5839 Do you really still need to take your doll house everywhere you go? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5840 I definitely plan to pay the house off as soon as possible, but in the meantime I’ll have to carry it on my own. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5841 We should’ve packed protein bars instead of this gingerbread house. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5842 Did you remember to close the gate to the lot? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5843 It’s not’s so tiny when it’s on your back. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5844 Wait, maybe the seller said we should carry the mortgage. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5845 The owner said the 2 stores rental with a fireplace is somewhere up here… 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5846 I’m not going to choose between body autonomy and our gorgeous wainscoting. I’m just not. And I’m not sorry either, Jeremy. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5847 Burden carrying the basic need! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5848 Why Pack Light When You Can Pack Right! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5849 Noone can afford that Van Life these days 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5850 Rents are climbing and we had FOMO 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5851 I will never call tortoises slow again! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5852 Your mother just had to have a mobile home. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5853 Are you sure you packed enough? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5854 You've always been a sucker for "no carrying charges." 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5855 I hope we didn't forget anything like last time 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5856 I think we may be taking this “location, location, location” thing a bit too far 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5857 I told you we're starting a movement of Cliff-Hangers 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5858 Indeed, when we get to the top I may appreciate your having left the fire burning — but I still maintain you have a tendency to overpack. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5859 You’re sure this is a mobile home? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5860 I truly don't know how snails do it 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5861 ‘You see - Our debt isn’t crippling!’ 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5862 Aren't we carrying this 'view' thing of yours a little too far? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5863 I can't believe property tax got so bad, so fast. At least we'll now have a great view when the bubble pops. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5864 They say tiny homes are all the rage, now. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5865 So you did´t bring it? 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5866 Yeah and besides having the convenience of indoor plumbing, we save on house sitting costs. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5867 Next time we hire professionals 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5868 It’s the long and winding road up the hill to Bankruptcy Court, Jill! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5869 Snails do it, and we're moving at their pace. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5870 Next time we'll take the pool along as well. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5871 BLM is still soooo stubborn not to use the 990 disclosures 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5872 And they keep saying it’s easy to move to NYC… 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5873 At least the property tax has an ultraflexible rate. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5874 Did you bring firewood in case we want to toast the marshmallows? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5875 It’s a shame we had to give up the motor home, but with the price of gas nowadays …….. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5876 Slow and steady wins the race, but we are neither tortoises nor snails 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5877 Everything and the kitchen sink. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5878 I can’t carry this mortgage any longer. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5879 When the wise man gives me advice, I want to really be moved 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5880 That mobile home purchase during the pandemic is really weighing on us. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5881 The small gremlin man at the top of this mountain will certainly appreciate the comically small house we 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5882 If only other millennials gave up Avo-toast like us,they too can afford housing. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5883 Is this really what you meant by 'a house with a view' ? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5884 I didn’t realize this is what you meant when you said we’d be walking like snails… 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5885 I’m all for fair housing policy but these new squatters rights are out of control 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5886 Just remember no Mortgage. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5887 You know I’m starting to think these mortgage rate hikes are getting a bit too steep. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5888 These housing prices are getting steep. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5889 Now that I think about it....I regret not taking the sink. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5890 I’ve crunched the numbers, the medical bill is our cheapest option here. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5891 We knew it was at the top of our range. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5892 Are you sure this is going to increase the value of the house? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5893 You're sure about this? I could swear that the brochure stated that the retreat provided all the comforts of home. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5894 Why does it have to be a mobile home instead of a mobile phone? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5895 We’ll never get there at this snail’s pace. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5896 Next time let’s watch “Little House on the Prairie.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5897 At least we won't have to sleep outside on this two-week hike. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5898 At least we'll be the first to take a house to the top of Everest 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5899 I told you we should shop for one of those tiny homes. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5900 It's backbreaking work but it beats inflation 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5901 We could have just brought the pup tent like I suggested 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5902 I appreciate this after we get to the summit, pop some popcorn, Netflix and chill 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5903 Be prepared." That's the Boy Scout motto 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5904 I thought you said that getting a mobile home would be relaxing. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5905 I miss back in the states where we could just “move.” 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5906 Next year let's upgrade to the jacuzzi model. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5907 By the way, who’s carrying your mortgage? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5908 Climate migrants, headed for cooler elevations not in a flood plain. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5909 When they said real estate was getting steep, I didn’t think they meant literally 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5910 I still think we should have put the fire out and left the children at home. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5911 I am not sure if this tiny home movement is all that it is cracked up to be. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5912 Please stop asking 'are we there yet?' Remember - this is our mountain top home! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5913 I'm positive that you picked the wrong Air B&B contract! 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5914 Running up that hill... to make a deal with my mortgage broker... to get him to swap our interest rates... 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5915 It'll be so much easier than an RV, they told me... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5916 You’re the one who insisted on a pied-à-terre 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5917 I thought you said we were buying a caravan. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5918 The hardwork amounts to something. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5919 Did to notify the insurance guy to change our policy to a mobile home? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5920 Your B &B plan has a real disadvantage. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5921 But having great views is not enough for a successful B&B. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5922 Yeah, the tortoise does it, but… 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5923 Three beds, two backs! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5924 This is not my idea of a honeymoon getaway 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5925 The bank has our back. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5926 And they said we wouldn’t be able to go on vacations with this big of a mortgage 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5927 I feel at home when I hike 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5928 By lord, we’ve got houses on our backs!!!! My back is killing me!!!!! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5929 I still say I think the tent is somewhere in the garage... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5930 When I signed up, I thought delivering homes to mountain trolls was for a good cause. Now I’m not so sure. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5931 Manifest abundance 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5932 When I said pack the essentials, I didn’t mean the whole house 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5933 Set Status Message: Working from home 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5934 Not what came to mind when you said 'let's move to the Rockies'. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5935 So THIS is what they meant when they asked if I wanted to be a member of 'the tiny house movement'. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5936 Next time don 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5937 So really, the benefits of tiny houses go far beyond Instagram content generation. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5938 You always call me a turtle, now suffer the consequences 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5939 Not sure we can ever get out from under the house payments. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5940 I am still mad that you threw away the tent. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5941 The hiking boot footprint seemed more ecological and economical then what the flatbed had to offer. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5942 I don't think this is what they meant by "Don't leave home without it." 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5943 I liked it better when Margot Robbie explained mortgage-backed securities. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5944 I still think we should have brought the kitchen sink." 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5945 Maybe we should have gone RVing. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5946 The untold consequences of gentrification. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5947 I'm telling you, it's still a buyer's market. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5948 Finding our way back home will be easy. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5949 I’m having second thoughts about following Kate Bush’s advice 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5950 I think I left the stove on… 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5951 I like my own bathroom, too, but there's a limit. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5952 Explain again to me 'Happy Home-owner'! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5953 Snnff..Snnff, Hey, did you remember to shut off the stove? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5954 I know Mother always said to take the high road, but I bet Gus and Jim already delivered their house. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5955 So, this is how I die. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5956 One must imagine the mortgage brokers happy. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5957 to be fair, they said it would be a fixed mortgage … 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5958 Did you remember to bring the house key? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5959 Really hated living in the HOA, didn’t you? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5960 Ain’t no mountain high enough 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5961 We should have stopped at the kitchen sink. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
5962 They say the housing market is high. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5963 It got rave reviews from the salesman at REI. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
5964 Next time let's do Airbnb. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5965 Are you sure this how BackNBack works? Wouldn't it be easier just to rent the house? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5966 Thanks for arranging this truly memorable blind date. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5967 I still think we should have opted for the tent. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5968 Are you SURE you didn't leave the bathroom water running? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5969 Honey, I know gas prices are high, but couldn't we have just rented an RV? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5970 Is this what they meant when they said, “You can’t take it with you”? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5971 I told you, luxury camping is worth it. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5972 So this is what they meant about rising interest rates. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5973 Just in case we forgot to turn something off. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5974 I've always been inspired by nature, especially turtles. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5975 The balloons didn't work, you have a better idea? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5976 Did one of us remember to bring a key? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5977 Stupid idea! We should have just brought a tent! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5978 Next time we go camping, we carry a tent. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5979 You’re sure he said carried interest? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5980 I just couldn' Twitter decide what to pack! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5981 It's a good thing we have logs in the house. It's your turn to keep the home fire burning. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5982 It was starting to get tough carrying the world on my shoulders. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5983 Come on Mike you need to stop watching pixar movies,this is point less. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
5984 I told you we were only going for the day. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5985 This is not what I meant. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
5986 Did you remember to pack the sunscreen? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5987 Shoot! I think I left the stove on. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5988 Did you remember to drain the waterbed? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5989 I don't know if I can carry this load for thirty years? But you wanted a house in our lives 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5990 Two more miles and we will peak ocean front property with without the soaring rates. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5991 Honey I think I forgot something Are you talking about our garden or our neighbours closet sweetie? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5992 Not such a “tiny house” when we have to haul it up a mountain, huh? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5993 On the way back you pick the side with the bathroom, my back is dripping wet. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5994 If only I had known about the permanent ban on parties before inviting everyone to that Airbnb for July 4th 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5995 It made such a crash, I thought we could afford it 𝘢𝘯𝘥 a lift pass. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5996 we should get to the price eventually 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5997 « There’s never anywhere to pee up there » 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5998 It’ll all be worth it once we get to Canada. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5999 Honey, I can tell very clearly, you’re just not pulling your own weight at home anymore! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6000 Yes, 30 years, but hey, at least it’s a fixed rate, right? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6001 You really don't like camping, do you? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6002 You just had to bring the kitchen sink, didn't you? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6003 It saves time because we don't have to set up. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6004 We should have asked what they meant by "the road less traveled." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6005 Just before Naipaul asked Mr Biswas to put the house down. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6006 I can't...wait...to... get home. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6007 Did you bring the big bad wolf spray? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6008 Being a giant is cool and all, but the menial labor part is bogus. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6009 Sorry again about the babysitter canceling. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6010 I think we should get a divorce once we’ve made it to the top. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6011 We really should have listened when dad said they're not making land anymore. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6012 Adventures of the familiar! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6013 I think the pandemic made us appreciate comfort more. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6014 trailers are so last century 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6015 I sorta get the appeal of tiny houses now. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6016 So this is why snails feel sluggish. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6017 Remember -- location, location, location. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6018 When we get to the top I’m gonna throw this stupid house off the mountain. Then you can divorce me. You’ve been a great friend, but I understand that it’s time to move on. I don’t even remember when we got married, but I’ll take your word for it. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
6019 Your need for your own bath is gotten out of hand. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6020 Next time we should leave the cappuccino machine at home 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
6021 So who wants to "get home" now? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6022 I don't mind the carrying so much,it's the straighten up afterward that gets me. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6023 This house is just back breakin. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6024 How much farther to the spaceship? 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
6025 Didn't I tell you the house was too much for us. At least you are doing your share. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6026 Glamping does have its downsides. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6027 Funny. I don't remember you checking the box for 'emotional packer' on your profile. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6028 I didn’t realize this clamping thing was so labor intensive. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6029 When they said the job was moving house, I didn't ask any questions. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
6030 So, the government funded your experiment to prove turtles owe their longevity to always knowing the way home? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6031 When you said ‘mobile home park’, I imagined something completely different. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
6032 We have done an owner-carry. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6033 After eight hours, this is no longer a very, very, very fine house. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6034 for a tiny home, this weighs a ton 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
6035 🎵 Home, home on the range.. where the deer and the antelope play 🎵 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6036 I think they left the “heavy” details out of the American Dream lesson when we were kids. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6037 You know they said housing rates were spiking, not hiking, right? 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
6038 We’re attached to home. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6039 I told you we should have bought a bungalow. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6040 Horace, this better bar 'THE SPOT' 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
6041 Thank God we removed the plumbing! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6042 It all goes downhill after you move in together. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6043 Hiking up that road, hiking up that hill, hiking with that building...'and apparently'...with no problem 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6044 Dad’s wrong. We’re the ones carrying this household. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6045 They say it'll be worth it, eventually. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6046 I don't know which was heavier to carry the mortgage or the house! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6047 I swear the review said it wasn't this heavy. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6048 Oh crap,I forgot to pack a lunch. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6049 Trust me, it's way better than a tent. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
6050 Maybe when he said he wanted 'a room with a view' he meant the book. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6051 Is it just me, or do housing prices seem to be rising at a steep incline? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6052 The comforts of home are one thing, Albert, but I still think a tent was the way to go. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6053 Seeing the country with a mobile home is waaayyy overrated. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6054 This has to be more comfortable than a cheap rental. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
6055 I’m into this housing remotely thing 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6056 When you said “mobile home” I expected wheels. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6057 Saving the house from coastal erosion is one thing, but settling down above the tree line is going too far. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6058 It may be up hill up at least it’ll feel like home when we get there 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6059 It seems we’re pretty high up for being under water 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6060 The property tax is much more manageable from this view. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6061 I’m still wondering if we turned the coffeemaker off before we left 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6062 Did you bring the bear market spray? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6063 Remember when those kids used to make fun of our noses in school? Jokes on them, they had no idea we'd be so good at cocaine. 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
6064 This way we won’t obsess over whether you turned off the stove 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6065 FREE TINY HOME! Must be removed immediately! Demolition crew arriving Monday. "This is almost as bad as you signing us up to deliver a million telephone books!" 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6066 Exercising. Our constitutional right to MOVE. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6067 The higher we go, the lower it goes on Zillow. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6068 If I would've known the weight of our mortgage would follow us on vacation, I would've suggested the Great Plains 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6069 ‘At last, no homeowners association’ 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6070 Glamping 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6071 This turtle thing is not all it's cracked up to be. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6072 It's definitely a seller's market right now. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6073 The Turtleback Trail sounded easier... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6074 I think we should go back to car camping 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6075 Still better than carrying a new mortgage. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6076 Nothing like the great outdoors and “roofing” it! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6077 Glamping isn't as easy as it's cracked up to be! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6078 My therapist told me to get out of the house more so this is my compromise 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6079 I think it has everything we need. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6080 I’m glad we decided to pack up our stuff and move out of this country with the path it’s going down. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6081 Well, they say "Tiny houses can go anywhere!" 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6082 Did you switch off the central heating? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6083 You say bed and breakfast. I say single family home! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6084 I can’t wait to shower when we get to the summit! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6085 A house in the mountains would have a nice view but where will we park our car? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6086 If we summit soon, I'll still have time to get the gutters cleaned out. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6087 Carrying the mortgage is okay. It's the points that weigh you down. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6088 You’re sure this is how we get on “Househunters” ? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6089 Next time we’re bringing the alpine tent. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
6090 Without question, this years tiny house hauling championships have failed to draw in the crowds. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6091 the great Kate Bush once said, "Be running up that road Be running up that hill" 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6092 Zillow called again; wow, are they mad… 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6093 The way to go is definitely with a Tiny House. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6094 Upwardly mobile climbers are always ready to trade up. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6095 This isn’t what I meant when I said we’d travel after paying off the mortgage. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6096 These rate hikes feel a lot steeper than they look on paper. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6097 I smell smoke … did you turn off the gas for the fireplace? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6098 I hope Jimmy remembered to bring his backyard I’d like to have a barbecue. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
6099 Backshacking Europe 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
6100 Are you sure you didn't see the cat. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6101 So, what's the deal with Ukraine? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6102 It's true there's no place like home. But, then again I'm a Gemini. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6103 Think hard. Do you remember turning off the stove in our other house? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6104 Can’t believe we got everything, INCLUDING the kitchen sink! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6105 Didn't they have one wheels? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6106 Carrying a mortgage isn't easy these days. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6107 I still say we should never leave the house. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6108 I think a good view would at value to the house. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6109 Did you remember to empty the compost bin? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6110 Guess prices are still going up. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6111 This is your idea of roughing it?! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6112 Tell me again ‼️…why are we taking everything including the house with us ❓ 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6113 Come hell or high water, we're gonna stand our ground, mkay?! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6114 Location, location, location you say. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6115 Yup, Should've used two poles 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6116 You always overpack. Overcompensating for your issues? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6117 But where will we store our stuff with no basement? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6118 Yes, I am a little worried about your mother and the kids. I do smell smoke! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6119 I don't think this is how you go backpacking around Europe. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6120 Just think. No more mortgage payments! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6121 Still think seeing the world in a mobile home was a good idea? 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
6122 When you promised me “all the comforts of home” I didn’t realize how uncomfortable this would be 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6123 When I said I wouldn't leave home because of COVID, I did not expect this response!" 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6124 Next time, let's just pack the tent. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6125 It's the mortgage that's the real heavy lift! 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6126 Aren't you overreacting? I only said that light packing might be risky. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6127 Why can't they just let us be empty nesters? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6128 Don't be such a worrywart. We've hiked this trail a dozen times, and not once has Sir Swimsalot sloshed out of his bowl. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6129 —Turtles. You? —The Hermit crab. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6130 ? I’ve got the mort…gage on my back…with a million dollar replacement clause.? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6131 I'm thinking now we should have gone with the rambler. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6132 How do you like our life now, Mr. Upwardly Mobile? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6133 After today, can we go back to housesitting as our side hustle? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6134 Have your own cabin in the mountain” - Now we know what the advertisement meant 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6135 Bro, when I said let’s pack up our home office and work remotely, I didn’t mean literally 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
6136 They say home is where the heart is. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6137 Do you think we can flip the house quickly? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6138 Cletis, when you mentioned Sweat Equity I was all in, but you didn't mention we'd be in a landslide zone. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6139 Just around the cliff, I know a place where the mortgage rates are lower. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
6140 I think we should have bought a tent-trailer instead! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6141 Hiring a moving company would have been nice. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6142 Wherever I’m with you, I am home.” cheesy & sweet 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6143 Your Wife really needs to go on a diet Harry. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6144 Even on this scenic hike, I still feel our mortgage weighing on me. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6145 OK, I admit the balloon idea is starting to sound better. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6146 A mountain top is the only place left in this country to get away from affordable housing developments 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6147 You said your mother promised to pack light. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6148 I think around the next corner would be the perfect place to set up house. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6149 Half as heavy as the mortgage, right hon? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6150 Pretending to possess Sherpa strength 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6151 I remember back in the day when pest controllers made house calls. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6152 Glad to help you move up in the world! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6153 You really took the 'home away from home' thing to heart, didn't you? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6154 Well, as usual, we couldn’t find a babysitter you trusted enough to leave the kids at home, Donna. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6155 We look like a couple of snails. — With one shell for two ? — Yeah. It's called a live-in relationship." 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6156 Psh, all those suckers back at home, spoiled with their modern luxuries. We’re so much better than them. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6157 I know you don’t trust anyone to watch the cats while we’re on vacation, but this is a little extreme. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6158 You will appreciate it when you get to sit on a toilet. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6159 They said to only bring what we absolutely need! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6160 I don't know what's so great about this "small house" trend. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6161 Aren't you glad we finally cut the cord? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6162 I'm telling you, once you make that last mortgage payment its like getting a monkey off your back. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6163 This emotional baggage is it too heavy do ya think? 1.0882 0.03442 102 95 5 2
6164 WE'LL BE WARM AND COMFORTABLE TONIGHT! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
6165 Do you think we will ever live to see the day our mortgage is paid off? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6166 I think we could pack a little lighter next time. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6167 We should have gotten FLYBNB not AARBNB 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6168 Remind me why we don't carry normal backpacks. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6169 The You-Tube video about turtles made this look so much easier 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6170 Sorry that you thought “we’re movin on up” is not what you expected. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6171 In my next life, I definitely want to come back as a turtle! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6172 Remind me, what was wrong with the tent? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6173 I feel like there's something we forgot to pack. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6174 You said they were going to throw in water for moving expenses! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6175 How much further to the mobile home park? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6176 It's so hard to leave home 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6177 So much easier than carrying the weight of the world again. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6178 I didn’t realize this was what you meant when you said we’re moving to an upscale community 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6179 This little house should have stayed on the prairie. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6180 Turtles have the right idea. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6181 Did you ask about Y-FI? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6182 Yeah, I just never believed in location, location, location 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6183 I imagined an RV, when you said we would have home on the road as a grey nomad 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6184 And we thought the price hikes were bad. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6185 The guidepost said only a few more ups and downs until we will be able to see everything get back to normal 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6186 I’m glad we’re going for the higher mortgage. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6187 My parents said carrying a mortgage should be avoided….. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6188 Say, Sam I should’ve listened to my wife and taken a tent. 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
6189 Are you sure Lilliput is this way? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6190 I know housing is rising, but this is a bit much, Martha! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6191 Who said millennials aren 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6192 I don’t see why we didn’t just settle for a camper. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6193 "You sure this is the fastest path to home ownership?" 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6194 I’ve always wanted to live in the mountains. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6195 Darn, I think I forgot to put away my bowling ball. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6196 Believe it or not this is way cheaper than building on location. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6197 Did you ever stop to think that a tent might be more practical" 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6198 My friend Sisyphus said strapping this on was a big mistake..." 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6199 How do higher mortgage rates help shrink inflation and houses? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6200 My glutes are screaming right now. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6201 He said there's a helium shortage, but this low mortgage rate is basically the same thing 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6202 I've always wanted to live in the wild blue yonder. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6203 Jill: “So what’s our next move, Jack?” 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6204 When he warned that a 2nd would place our house on our backs, I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6205 The house price will quadruple very soon for your hard work. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
6206 Just keep remembering all those suckers working for the man. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6207 There’s gotta be better cardio workouts 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6208 Given the current Supreme Court decisions we are 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6209 The price of helium in today’s market is getting really out of hand. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6210 Moving sucks, but, as Democrats, we feel fortunate to even have our fair-weather friends! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6211 So we're all, 'millennials', at this point... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6212 UNCOVERED: Kate Bush’s inspiration for “Running Up That Hill.” 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6213 Tax laws suck! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6214 I'm starting to question the "bring your own" Arbnb concept. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6215 Realizing I'm not a huge fan of mortgage rate hikes 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6216 You’re one of those guys who feels at home anywhere he goes. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6217 I promised you we would live at the top. I never said anything about luxurious lifestyle. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6218 The Up movie but without the balloons 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6219 Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, my ass! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6220 This wasn't exactly what I meant when I suggested we get a mobile home. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6221 Hey, the Fool on the Hill said Gimme Shelter. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6222 They said tiny houses were good for travel 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6223 Now I really understand the expression “snail’s pace.” Carrying your house on your back is no picnic. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6224 Quit complaining. We can flip it and earn a quick $100,000. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6225 So, this is where your obsession with snails led us! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6226 I never thought I’d look forward to going back to work at the office 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6227 With the high price in rentals, this was a smart move. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6228 Did I leave the stove on ? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6229 I think I left the fireplace on. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6230 This way I don’t have to worry whether I locked the door. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6231 When we reach the narrow patch, you lead with the front door and I’ll follow at the rear, like in dance. Think of this as a house party. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6232 When the AirBnB Experience mentioned “all the comforts of home”, this wasn’t what I was expecting. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6233 House interest rates hikes are killing me 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6234 Now do you appreciate how hard it is to be a turtle? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6235 Sleeping in my own bed I get—I just don’t like shitting on my own floor. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6236 is the burglar alarm set 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6237 This is much better than constantly wondering whether I remembered to turn off the stove! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6238 The pace is fine, but how do get in the front door? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6239 I heard Ultralight Backpacking is the thing now. Not sure if I’m quite there yet. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6240 They must have gone with the 15 instead of 30 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6241 It can only go up from here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6242 I start to think that being a refugee is not easy 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6243 I'm starting to enjoy this digital nomad lifestyle. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6244 The tent poles are in here somewhere. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6245 I just don’t make eye contact with the anti-glampers. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6246 I always tend to overpack. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6247 We brought everything but the kitchen sink. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6248 My family says I’m acting like a crab these days. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6249 We will have a house with a view. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6250 We forgot the potato chips. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6251 The next time I respond to an ad for Tiny House on Wheels, I’m going to make sure it actually HAS Wheels! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6252 I told you this mobile home would get great gas mileage. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6253 I didn't realize that glamping was so much work. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6254 Wait until the #vanlife dudes see this! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6255 who said purchasing a home was easy? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6256 Believe me, the plumber did his job, so it really is everything but the kitchen sink. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6257 Good job we have such a strong wind behind us 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6258 Just wondering: did you study the myth of Sisyphus in college? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6259 Too bad there’s a shortage of RVs. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6260 We couldn’t have just built a little house on the mountain??!! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6261 This will all be worth it if it stops your mother from coming to see us. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6262 Buy a tiny house they said,you can take it anywhere and enjoy living the minimalist life! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6263 How many times can I tell you? Location location location! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6264 ‘Just take a vacation day,’ I said. But nooo. You insisted on making this a work-from-home hike. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6265 These house payments are killing back. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6266 I thought this is what you meant by, “Let’s just go ‘back’ home.” 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6267 So heavy oww!’n 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6268 Couldn’t we have just bought a tent? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6269 Are you sure it was safe to take that much Naproxen? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6270 I guess this is how that house upon a hill deal went down. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6271 I think it’s time that the girls wake up and leave the house for the rest of the final push. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6272 Housebacking!? I thought you said "outbacking". 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6273 Our variable rate mortgage has turned out to be such a burden. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6274 Just wait until we move the mountain; then they'll really talk. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6275 It's the new rise interest that's the problem. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6276 I didn't even know there are mountain dwarves. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6277 For future reference, there's this thing called a tent. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6278 And why do we have to carry a house again? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6279 This is what I like most about the tiny house concept! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6280 This seems like a bit much to escape bussing. (Spell it busing if you prefer.) 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6281 On second thought, maybe we don't need all the comforts of home when we get to the top. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6282 So good to be nearly home. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6283 When you complained about the weight of the world it really hit close to home. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6284 I get mobile phones, but can you really call this mobile? 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
6285 Nothing is ever easy with you. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6286 You’re absolutely positive the hut is closed? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6287 The Kit I get, but the whole Kaboodle? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6288 Odysseus only carried the household Gods and not up Olympus. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6289 Sisyphus better have pizza and beer waiting for us at new place. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6290 They say this is the lowest rate hike in all the west. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6291 Oh sure, my turtle cosplay was fun when we were dating, but now it's a big hassle? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6292 Can’t we just use a balloon like that one Pixar movie? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6293 Real estate arbitrage is not for the weak. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6294 I knew I’d need it one day. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6295 Packing decisions are just too hard to make. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6296 One must imagine Sisyphus happy, darling 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6297 Are you sure this is the best way to prepare for rate hikes? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6298 I'm impressed with the room in this back pack. 1.0811 0.03419 111 105 3 3
6299 I think I forgot to turn off the lights. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6300 With mortage rates going up, our house is so much harder to carry these days. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
6301 You’re gonna love the homey touches once we set up camp. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6302 Maybe we should have gone with a smaller model of tiny house. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6303 It seems that everywhere we go, we are subject to Eminent Domain. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6304 Just watch. They’ll regret it if we get snowed in. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6305 We really should have cleaned out the attic. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6306 I told you we should've called a plumber to just detach the kitchen sink. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6307 Admit it. Shrinkflation had its way with us. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6308 Couldn’t we have just brought along our baggage? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6309 Thank goodness we offered to hike 20% farther than anyone else! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6310 So that’s why I built my back house… 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6311 I thought the guy at REI was joking about how much it'll feel like sleeping at home, but I think it'll be worth it! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6312 Sisyphus had it easier than us. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
6313 Finally an affordable way to move.” 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
6314 I'm finding it harder and harder to 'just get away from it all', aren't you? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6315 I told you wo book an airbnb 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6316 Well, at least we know now why this Swiss Chalet was so cheap! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6317 At least we don't have to worry about whether you left something cooking on the stove. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6318 Next time let's take the horse trail. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6319 Moving is easy but the interest rates are not 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6320 I didn’t know this is what you meant when you said you wanted to move to the mountains. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6321 Used to be giving the shirt of your back was enough. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6322 Maybe this is not what they meant by take it outside 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6323 One of the best life hacks I learned from my turtle Franklin. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6324 I really did not think that everyone would keep asking us not to sing “Valderi, valdera.” 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6325 They've taken this "glamping" thing way too far. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6326 We shoulda brought more balloons. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6327 With the water rising we gotta take our home up higher ~!~ 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6328 yeah but…wait’s this evening when we set up camp! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6329 I still say we should have looked into a rental. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6330 No! I am an extremely open minded traveler. I just like to bring a little bit of home with me. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6331 Location is everything after all. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6332 Can hardly wait for that wine and garlic butter bath. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6333 How come we're the only ones glamping? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6334 The mortgage on this place is getting too much to bear. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
6335 I love coming out here and getting away from the comforts of home. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6336 At least the death of one of these housy-houses! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6337 I think buying ten thousand helium balloons instead of a tent, was not a good idea. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6338 I told you, fixed not adjustable ! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6339 Taking wfh to new heights 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6340 This is still easier than paying San Francisco prices. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6341 Just wait until sundown. Then who's laughing? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6342 Does the tiny house not feel that tiny to you? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6343 Wouldn't it have been easier just to rent a cabin when we get to Shangri-La? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6344 I thought you meant moving to Mt. Airy, not Mt. Aerie. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6345 Just remember. Cliffside for mules. Wallside for fools. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6346 We have to set this down soon. I forgot to stoke the furnace. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6347 Well, I said I wanted to explore from home! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6348 I’m not mad, but your husband could come and walk with us. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6349 I'm starting to feel like the Hunchback of This Old House! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6350 Do you think there is a market for caravans, trailers and motorhomes? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6351 Are you sure we packed everything essential? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6352 Are you sure this is what Sisyphus said? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6353 It now seems that buying a home security system was the better option. 1.0778 0.03613 90 85 3 2
6354 Couldn't beat the rent control. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6355 Home is where the house is...do you still agree? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6356 When you said we should take the house on a hike, this isn't quite what I had in mind, Dad. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6357 Affordable Housing is a slippery slope! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6358 Air BNB, the next generation 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6359 Interest rates can’t go higher. Right? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6360 Do you think they’ll like me or is it the free delivery? 1.0769 0.05386 52 50 0 2
6361 I knew house prices were escalating out control but this is too much. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6362 I misunderstood carryback financing entirely. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6363 Don't worry its only a market correction! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6364 You’ll be less grumpy after we eat that huge watermelon in the fridge. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6365 I actually think they meant in your heart. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6366 The air is thinner; still, there’s no substitute for seaside living. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6367 Did you pack the insurance policy? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6368 There goes the neighborhood. Again. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6369 Do me a huge favor, on our next trip away, please don't ask your parents, what souvenir they want us to bring back for them." 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6370 Why didn't we just bring a tent 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6371 So, you've never done this before? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6372 Next time, I’ll do th 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6373 You realize when we move up there; we'll have no plumbing. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6374 Do you really think this is what the meant in the ad when they said “Don’t leave home without it?” 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6375 We’d be up there by now, had we just used balloons. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6376 Now you can stop asking me if I remembered to lock the door 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6377 You know, maybe overnight camping just isn't my thing. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6378 I think we should have stopped packing after the kitchen sink. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6379 Look - they brought their kitchen sink. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6380 I didn't realize this was what you meant by this vacation would be like a home away from home. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6381 At least we’re equally yoked. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6382 You know that kitchen sink thing is just a saying, right? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6383 We'll check the stove when we get to base camp! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6384 Just our luck that interest rates are climbing. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6385 Maybe an RV would have been the easier choice. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6386 See....I told you that we'd be able to afford an alpine retreat. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6387 The house is in an awkward position. Can we flip it? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6388 Who said that you can't take it with you?! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6389 I thought carrying your mortgage was a paper transaction 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6390 I get it: elevation is the new location. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6391 It's a good thing we didn't go for the six bedroom house. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6392 Okay, so next time, we’ll remember: land comes first. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6393 Only a few more miles to the tax free zone 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6394 If the price is too steep you must retreat?” - “Well, It’s worked before 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6395 What were we to do, there was no other choice 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6396 I am glad we didn't bring the garage. 1.0748 0.02879 107 100 6 1
6397 My alarm system is unreliable. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6398 For our next vacation, would an Airbnb be a viable option? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6399 I thought that living off the grid wouldn’t include carrying the mortgage. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6400 This is not what I thought you meant when you said, “Let’s go glamping”. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6401 It's strictly work from home in our office 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6402 This is the first vacation where we don't need to worry that we forgot to lock the front door. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6403 I think the wise guy on top is really going to appreciate our gift. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6404 And to think, my wife always said camping is just paying thousands of dollars to live like a homeless person. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6405 I don't think this was what they meant by "glamplng". 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6406 Tell me again why we couldn’t just rent a U-Haul 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6407 I told you I was suspicious of our real estate agent. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6408 Your home is where your heart is. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6409 Did you shut off the stove? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6410 Don't you just love getting away from it all? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6411 Choose your house whereabouts and your partner wisely! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6412 This wasn't what I had in mind when you asked me to be your guarantor 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6413 Don’t you just love our home away from home? 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
6414 We can now never say a home away from home. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6415 When the loan officer said to ‘go take a hike’, I thought it would help take a load off my shoulders. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6416 Honey, we can’t be the only ones who’ve lost the plot? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6417 We still have three hours before the housewarming... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6418 My Sherpa better be happy. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6419 You are going to laugh so hard when I tell you how I misunderstood what "home stay vacation" means. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6420 Boarder patrol had better then us cross into Canada with all our stuff after this. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6421 ...And remember, we can only eat stuff that real snails would eat. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6422 Backpack glamming. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6423 The lengths we'll go for a room with a view. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6424 Backpacking & House-Moving all rolled up in one. OR ... Having decided on alpine living, they picked up their styrofoam house and hiked up the mountain. OR ... Dear, I think the path is not wide enough. OR ... The way to life lies here! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6425 We carry the house now, but continuing this fall will be a long uphill climb. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6426 You could have just unhooked the kitchen sink 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6427 We should've opted for the altitude tent instead! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6428 Maybe next time we should try to be comfortable not just ‘at’ but also ‘on the way to’ the campsite. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6429 Mortgages today are so taxing. Don’t you think? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6430 Hope we can find a home for our home 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6431 Maybe the tent would have been a better idea? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6432 So what were we supposed to do? We can't afford to buy in the Valley, the housing inventory is at rock bottom, and even if we wanted to build a new one, you can't get a contractor to even look at you for another 6-9 months. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6433 I thought it was about my income when you asked about carrying a house! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6434 Look, you said you wanted to move somewhere off the grid... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6435 Mortgage-backed securities ain't what they used to be 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6436 These interest rate hikes better level off soon. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6437 I'm still thinking, maybe we should have brought the garage too... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6438 I heard--if the village gets gentrified-- we might get a bonus! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6439 This empty nester model with the fireplace satisfies all our needs. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6440 We live in a trigger state. But we just laid new hardwoods. So… 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6441 This way I won't have to worry if I forgot to turn the stove off 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6442 I’m beginning to wonder how this guy guarantees the highest appraisal. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6443 Next time, we pack light. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6444 You couldn’t find a witch at sea level? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6445 Herald was starting to realize that moving to Canada would not be the quick fix he had hoped 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6446 Jeesh. Talk about snail's pace 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6447 Did you notify the Post Office about the change of address? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6448 HEY! Now I get it! When I suggested a couple of tepees, you said that was TWO TENTS for you! Ha! Ha! Very funny! 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
6449 I told you we should have bought balloons 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6450 Did you bring the canteens this time? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6451 So this is your idea of B an B to go is it ? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6452 It's not glamping,it's cramping. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6453 Did you ever think that backpacking isn't what it used to be? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6454 You don’t have a home until you leave it and then, when you have left it, you never can go back. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6455 Trust me, the view will be great! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6456 The ‘Tiny House Movement’ is overrated. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6457 Yeah, but next time we move will be a lot faster. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6458 I told you we could have included the kitchen sink 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6459 Like I've always said: "God bless the child that's got his own." 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6460 I would have been O K with just a sleeping bag. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6461 Scylla and Charybdis moving to new digs. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6462 You said you wanted a tiny house in the mountains 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6463 I thought some of those new edibles might help me get high enough to overcome my agoraphobia, but man, really I’m trippin’ 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6464 Is this a humorous cartoon worthy situation or are we in a zen parable? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6465 Somehow this isn't what I pictured when you said "RV camping." 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6466 This way, you can enjoy it from home. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6467 It's your fault. You couldn't remove the kitchen sink. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6468 Do you think we left the door open? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6469 Aren't the kids old enough to leave at home? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6470 It really is better than a mortgage! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6471 I thought bringing this thing would be fun. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6472 We can't say we're currently hiking because we're past tents. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6473 At least we don’t have college debt. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6474 Is this what they mean by a carry-back mortgage? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6475 I didn't realize owning a house could be such a burden. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6476 This is all going to be worth it when we get to watch football at the top 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6477 Interest rates don’t climb like they used to. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6478 Inviting your mother was just stupid! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6479 #My New Yorker Caption "At last, we'll have our little home overlooking the treacherous rocks." 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6480 Much cheaper than the “Up” balloons solution. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6481 Traveling is so easy with our tiny house. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6482 It's so much more comfortable than a cramped tent. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6483 Who says you can’t take it with ya 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6484 ...and I shit you not, this Nikki wan was Emma McCarron all along. I guess it just goes to show you. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6485 Did you bring the bug spray? 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6486 Our mortgage just increased 100%. Is it worth it? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6487 When you spoke of buying a mobile home, I assumed that you were talking about something on wheels. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6488 what part of this is the "pocket Listing" 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6489 It's not quite as tiny a home as the website made it sound. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6490 Yes, my last name is Snail. Why do you ask? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6491 I told you that we should have hired a moving truck.” Jeff Manly Toronto, Ont 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6492 I couldn’t decide what I “wouldn’t need to bring along”. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6493 Shoot, we forgot the kitchen sink. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6494 Whaddya mean ya forgot the Jaccuzi? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6495 Home is wherever you want it to be. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6496 We must have gotten it because we waived the inspection 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6497 I told we should pack *light* metaphors. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6498 On the other hand, selling the house would have required carrying a great emotional baggage 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6499 I don't think we were on the real ultra-light backpacking subreddit after all. 1.0676 0.04004 74 71 1 2
6500 Can't be much longer to a level building lot. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6501 Climb every house's mountain, forge every .... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6502 Focus on enjoying the path in life,lighten your load by ditching the American dream 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6503 You got to admit, Bart, our skyscraper is cooler than Donald Trump’s. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6504 I thought they said it was a property 'ladder'? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6505 Keep telling yourself, location, location, location. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6506 To paraphrase Maya Angelou, "You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home.....”. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6507 Wait. Did you stop the mail before we left? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6508 Lucky we paid off the school loans...only 25 years to go... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6509 When I said we'd carry everything with us I meant we'd just pack light! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6510 I thought my accountant was using a metaphor. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6511 Just once, I would like to not bring the family and all our problems with us. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6512 We'll save more on helium this way. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6513 But it was YOUR turn to pack the kitchen sink... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6514 I never could get on board with those ultra-light hikers. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6515 At least we got a good deal on the mortgage. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6516 I hear Chef is grating fresh truffles tonight. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6517 So I ended it when I realized how much baggage she brought to the relationship. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6518 After solving homelessness, two new problems were created - one medical and the other land grabs # 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6519 Just think, another few weeks of this and we’ll be gentlemen of leisure. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
6520 I wonder if the little woman will have the souffle ready by the time we reach the summit. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6521 The higher up you go the lower the Taxes. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6522 These tiny houses aren't very light weight! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6523 I think I'm having second thoughts about becoming a tortoise. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6524 You know we could have just gotten a camper. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6525 Am I going to hear about it the whole way that I forgot the kitchen sink? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6526 Too bad we didn't make a deal with God. Then we'd be running up this hill with no problem. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6527 When they move in, the view will be spectular . . . 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6528 The view will be worth it. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6529 It'll be like starting all over again, do our abortions until we'er ready, skip mail-in voting, and out of nuclear missiles reach 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6530 Glamping is so pre-covid. This is the next step up. Gloming. All the comforts of home and no security deposit! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6531 It's a mini-house, but my back is still starting to hurt. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6532 In this economy, it’s BYOH! (bring your own house) 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6533 Honey, wouldn't a "ring" camera have just been a little simpler. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6534 Tell me again why we didn't bring the kitchen sink! 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6535 Work is not a place. It’s what we do. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6536 I still think this was a good idea, but I wish we didn't have to board the aardvark. It's our first time away from her. Do you remember which witch Glinda told us to throw this at from the summit? I hope they have French fries. I'm peckish. Burrrp! 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6537 Next time lets go back to bringing water and almonds. 1.0645 0.02561 93 87 6 0
6538 Remember it was your idea to not bring our tent. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6539 Seymour, I'm glad you didn't bring the kitchen sink but could you do a little more de-cluttering before our next campout? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6540 I see the sign for Canada!” “The sign up at that bend says only 150 more minkes to the Canadian border! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6541 All I can say is the little guru better appreciate this. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6542 We should have clarified what the realtor meant when she said it was 'ready to move.' 1.0638 0.02952 94 89 4 1
6543 Next time, let's remember to make hotel reservations. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6544 You sure this is gonna be move-in ready? 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6545 I promise you, real estate is worth gold in San Francisco 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6546 I'm still not convinced this is easier than pitching a tent. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6547 Quit complaining,it 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6548 Mom said that no matter where I go home will always be with me. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6549 A cabin in the sky would have been a better idea. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6550 About completing this hike,I said,bring it home,not bring the home. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6551 I don’t mean to complain, but I think you have me the heavy side. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6552 There wasn’t much of a relocation budget. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6553 Sorry, but a vacation house ain't cheap. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6554 They say we can help fix the housing shortage up here 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
6555 I know, I know…and you wanted a ranch style so there’d be no stairs to climb” 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6556 I took Colin Fletcher's advice in the Complete Walker and sawed off our toothbrush handles. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6557 Perhaps we should have used backpacks. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6558 The Airbnb party restriction makes this the non solution. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6559 What’s m a tent? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6560 You're the one who said "Let's move houses to a more quite neighborhood". 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6561 See that sign back there? It's time to put on jackets and ties. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6562 You and your little house on a hill. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6563 It's just until the housing market and interest rates settle down. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6564 Who knew the ATLAS workout regime involved this? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6565 I told you co-habitating on the Appalachian Trail was a bad idea. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6566 I'm just glad we got the adjustable mortgage rate. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6567 Since we’ll be carrying this house for the next 30 years, I’ve decided to cancel the personal trainer 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6568 They say waiting is fattening. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6569 I agree, the commute's may be wonky, but I'm told tiny houses are going to go sky high. 1.0612 0.02834 98 93 4 1
6570 Parents really do carry the burden of their house everywhere 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
6571 Fred and Aggie felt that their mountain hike was going at a snails pace. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6572 Ya know? I think we forgot the kitchen sink. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6573 Just think how much we're saving on hotels! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6574 We have to turn back. I think I left the stove on. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6575 I know gas is high but is this the best way to move? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6576 Kitchen sink? I thought you packed it! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6577 OMG. Don't you think that the playhouse your daughter insisted we take to the top is excessive. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6578 Not sure this is what I expected when the bank said 'fixed mortgage.' 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6579 You wanted to bring everything, including the kitchen sink, and then you expected me to pack it into a backpack ? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6580 We already discussed this - they chose to travel light and we chose to carry a mortgage. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6581 you had to have a house on a hilltop! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6582 This takes mobile home parks to a whole new level! 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6583 We running up that hill, we running with that building 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6584 As much as I love house hunting the haul out sucks. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6585 you gotta give the house it's fair share of rights too 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6586 This way we don’t need to worry about leaving the oven on 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6587 It’ll all be worth it when those ‘glampers’ see how it’s really done. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6588 If you can't ignore the trolls, they really weigh on you. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6589 Giving up the RV because of rising gas prices has sure given us more opportunities to exercise anywhere. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6590 Who knew there was an agoraphobia Meetup Group? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6591 Marvin, I told you that tents are perfectly safe 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6592 Maine. How about a second home in the land of vacation? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6593 Trekking is fun…but I didn’t want to be homesick ? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6594 If they thought carrying a house was a tough ordeal wait until they add the new mortgage rate on top. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6595 Brand new homeowners in 2022, graduated in a “one in a lifetime recession” headed toward another one in an ongoing global pandemic 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6596 How long until we reach our next milestone?” “Shut up, Janice.” 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6597 We are NOT losing Kevin this time 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6598 This is indeed not my beautiful house, so I’m returning it to its owner. Thanks for the help not my beautiful wife! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6599 Are you sure this is the right cliff-dwelling hike? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6600 Maybe camping out wasn't such a good idea. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6601 Location, location, location; humbug! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6602 And she said, "No abortion? Fine—then you can sleep on the couch!" 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6603 Call Chip and Joanna because I’m getting mad gains today. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6604 They said to try it without a tent or a stove. But what part of ultralight am I missing? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6605 'Let's start a sherpa business! --there's practically No Overhead' you said 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6606 With these gas prices, instead of buying a camper, this seemed to be the cheaper option 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6607 Did you remember to shut the lights off before we left? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6608 I’d rather not give up the fixed mortgage. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6609 Let's powwow: still think we can collect both possessions and experiences? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6610 Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho It's home from work we go 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6611 Right now, I don't feel this is like a home away from home 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6612 This is the last time I let you book the AirBNB. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
6613 Now we know how Job felt!. Hope the skin sores aren't coming next! 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
6614 Sisyphus had hot wheels 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6615 I thought we’d agreed that this time we’d leave everything at home… 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6616 This is a long way to carry a house that's way too small for us. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6617 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to start RVs R’ US. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6618 I think they should bring their homes with them because of insane housing problem. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6619 Come on Jack, I don’t have all day! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6620 Just when we have to renegotiate our mortgage, the interest rates have gone up again. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6621 My house is your house. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6622 Because we have a cat, we decided not to move it into another enviroment. But, the gas taxes were highly disturbing were he had our house. So we found this loophole! 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
6623 At least it will be nice and toasty when we get there... 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6624 this mortgage is turning out to be no walk in the park 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6625 We always wanted a mountain top view from our bedroom window 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6626 Are you sure this is going to help our mortgage refinance rate? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6627 The road ahead is even heavier. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
6628 I still can’t believe I forgot to pack a toothbrush. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6629 You said,"Home is where the heart is!" 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6630 I was happy taking a loan from the bank. YOU asked for the owner-carry mortgage. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6631 ‘Well it beats Air BnBs prices!’ 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6632 What? You said make yourself at home. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6633 I didn't know that this airbnb included hauling our own cabin to the vacation site! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6634 I Know I know if we keep the faith and keep on walking, we could find a place to set it down and get a3 generation fixed mortgage to set it down. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6635 Y'know, without a partner, I'd really have to rethink the GOP's 'Outward Bound DIY' program. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6636 Yes but we are building sweat equity ! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6637 Hopefully, we left nothing behind. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6638 Why didn’t anyone warn us about the effects of DE-flation? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6639 Is it the interest rates or is this thing getting heavier? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6640 Dorothy didn't have to carry hers! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6641 I thought you were just packing for all contingencies. I didn't realize you just wanted a good metaphor. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6642 I didn’t think house hunting would be this hard. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6643 You left the tents in the living room? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6644 I always wanted a house with a view. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6645 Mountain View’s?Next time,let’s spend a little more time reading the contract! 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
6646 These rate hikes are getting harder every year. 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
6647 I don’t think this is what they meant when they said home is where the heart is 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6648 So did your family take vacations in a motor home when you were a kid? 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
6649 Up there, the air is much cleaner. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6650 We’ve decided to move as far away as possible to get away from this whole pandemic nonsense. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6651 I hear myself singing, 'Blow, blow, winter wind, thou art not so unkind as man's ingratitude. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6652 Leaving the kitchen sink behind makes this much more manageable 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6653 It’s the only way to get Texas prices in California 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6654 After this trip we've got to address your Paruresis... 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6655 I know I offered to help you move, but don't you think your taking being 'houseproud 'a bit far? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6656 I know we’re trying to avoid higher interest rates, but don’t forget we also can’t afford medical insurance 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6657 These new campers are just like home 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6658 I'm glad we saved money on movers. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6659 Ya, but I wanted to sleep out tonight. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
6660 If we hadn't waited to light the fire we'd have caught with them by now 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
6661 Build a house on solid rock they said… wish I could’ve known sooner 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6662 New Mexico is farther than I thought- Alito should pull his weight 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6663 Put your back into it. It’s like nobody wants to work these days. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
6664 Just keep thinking about all the money we’re saving on gas. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6665 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6666 Buying real estate in California is certainly an uphill climb! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6667 Take it easy! It is just an illusion. We never truly own anything! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6668 The real estate rental market has gone up ten degrees this past year. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6669 I thought when we rented out the second bedroom that he’d do some of the walking. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6670 I asked John for a new backpack for my birthday. He actually got me this instead, thinking that it would be better. Man, was he wrong. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6671 This wasn't what I envisioned when you said you had homework to do. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6672 Ohhhh,so this is what the bank meant when it said we would be carrying a high interest mortgage? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6673 We could trailer our tiny home if gas wasn’t $5/ gallon. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6674 "They said the tiny-house movement is about simplifying, sustainability, and freedom. So far, I'm just not feelin' it." 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
6675 I think it is going to get a little tougher on that narrow spot ahead! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6676 We should have left before it started raining. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6677 Did you turn off the stove? 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
6678 Sisyphing! Let me tell you! Our own bathroom, towels, pillows… that is the way to travel… 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
6679 Keep going. We'll be know as the folks that live on the hill. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6680 What a backpack honey 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6681 I know interest rates on a 30-year mortgage are going up but this is ridiculous! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6682 I can't believe you packed all of that and and still forgot the kitchen sink. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6683 I'm pretty sure the instruction manual said "portable with 'wheels'", not 'heels'. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6684 I told you not to buy that duplex! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6685 Hang on - I think I left the stove on. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6686 Did you remember to put a vacation hold on our mail delivery? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6687 Not sure this is what Kate Bush meant by «running up that hill and building » 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6688 As we said, 'Because it's not there,' 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6689 This caption will win the contest because it is being submitted by someone who just read Bob Mankoff's book, "How About Never. Is Never Good for You? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6690 „After that night I- I was never the same… I mean, it was an accident, but still… I feel as if it was all my fault. Now I just need some time off, this-this is really nice. Just being here, you, me, the mountains. I love you, thank you for being there for me.“ 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
6691 In case they give the land back to the tribes 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6692 Marry Poppins couldn't shrink it further 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6693 Tell me again why they call it the snail trail. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6694 And this goes on top of the pyramid? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6695 We are moving to the mountains 1.0426 0.04255 47 46 0 1
6696 I’m just glad we’re setting this down before it becomes a fullway house. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6697 When they mean our house is going to crash, let's take it away from the mountains 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6698 I should’ve asked when you said you were packing a bug-out bag. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6699 Right. You're the one who didn't want to buy a condo. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6700 Hey, don't look so grim....In chess, you reap what you sew 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6701 You know, getting the pizza delivery to the house has made camping 100% better. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6702 This way we can go up, but not down the mountain! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6703 I can smell the finish line. Paying off the mortgage will be a huge weight off my shoulders. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6704 And you thought we couldn't carry a second mortgage. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6705 The market should level out soon,just a few more switchbacks. Did you turn off the stove? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6706 Having a mortgage on your back goes with you wherever you go." Lori Markert, Bergenfield, NJ 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6707 Ok Sis, next time we get a tiny house. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6708 The Tiny House Movement has been such a blessing! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6709 So you say Ted Kaczynski took this same trail? 1.0396 0.02405 101 98 2 1
6710 Are you sure this is how we fight off inflation? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6711 Almost home 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6712 It will be way better than sleeping in a tent. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6713 2 Knapsacks would have made more sense. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6714 Do you think they have New Coke? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6715 I warned you about booking this trip through a turtle owned travel agency. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6716 I know we couldn't afford that RV, and it's heavy, but at least we'll have a bathroom and a kitchen. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6717 Can you explain one more time why tents make you feel chlaustrophobic? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6718 Climbing the peak could be costly. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6719 Old enough to repay But young enough to sell 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6720 Our plan is to outrun the interest rate hike 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6721 Don’t you think it would have been enough to bring the kitchen sink? 1.0380 0.02816 79 77 1 1
6722 You're sure the sleeping pills we gave my mother-in-law are still working? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6723 I said we shouldn't buy a mobile home in Colorado! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6724 It will have a great view. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6725 This will definitely get me out of some significant tight spots. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6726 I feel like our relationship is built on a strong foundation. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6727 Teamwork, Martin. Together nothing can go wrong. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6728 if this isn’t what the guru meant when he said bring me house, he’ll need to find someone else to take it down “ 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6729 This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6730 I love their food, but Mountain House really needs to work on their packaging. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6731 Why are we giving an albatross a birdhouse? 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6732 How much higher do you think we have to go. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6733 I couldn't fit in the kitchen sink. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6734 You said you liked to camp. You said you would bring everything we need. I guess l should have asked why l didn’t need to bring my tent. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6735 When I said we should downsize, I wasn't thinking mobile! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6736 I don't think this is what the ad ment when it said, pack up your whole and move to the Alps 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6737 I repeatedly told you “let’s bring the tent “ but you insisted! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6738 the garage would have been too much. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6739 Did you remember to pack the ottoman? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6740 Are you sure, Laura, Little House on the Aerie? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6741 At least we saved on gas. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6742 The ad said the tent was basically a tiny house. We already have a tiny house. Ka-ching, you're welcome. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6743 I'm so glad we embraced the "tiny house" movement! 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6744 Looking for a new house is an impossible task these days! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6745 Are you sure this is the cheapest housing option? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6746 I should've known when you said we have a homemade rugsack for the hike. 1.0256 0.01801 78 76 2 0
6747 Next time, we get ultralight tenants. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6748 This motherfucker… 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6749 There was nothing else we could do… the rent was just too high 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6750 How do yah think we're doing in this " Hike a House " contest ? 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6751 Moving house is always hard. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6752 I hope we can find a spot with water and electrical hook-ups. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6753 This looked a lot easier in that one movie” “Well, that was before inflation, the cost of balloons has sky rocketed since then… 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
6754 You're Too Tents Harry 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
6755 I know it’s heavy, but they said, ‘don’t leave home without it,’ right? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
6756 Actually, this is not that bad. You kinda get used to it after awhile. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
6757 Be prepared," the Scout motto for both sexes now, I doubt was envisioned for society's top 1% . 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
6758 Great hike, but how did my bucket list get turned into a house? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6759 I still think camping in a tent is much easier. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6760 I prefer monkeys. How about you? 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6761 You know, we could have hired Sherpas. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6762 From the people who brought you homes on wheels, we present... 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6763 This way, we’re always ahead of the peak of the market. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6764 I know it has a whimsy of Charles Rennie Mackintosh Holden, but it's just not fair if you keep loosening your strap. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
6765 Not to be rude Kelly, but I think we...didn't actually need to carry the whole house just because someone stole Mrs. Lockhart's shoes 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
6766 Who said we can't bring out house for camping? 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6767 Well, the office is reopening, so work from home is over. 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6768 Where ya’ll traveling from? 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6769 Mildred, I'm begging you, staycation or vacation." 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0