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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-06-26T18:58:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-07-17T19:00:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-07-04T19:02:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 11 & 18, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5576 |
Number of responses | 892788 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Yeah, Florida was just getting too weird for us. | 1.9310 | 0.01078 | 5858 | 2211 | 1840 | 1807 |
1 | The U.S, Supreme Court repealed the law of gravity because it wasn't mentioned in the Constitution so we jut took off with it, | 1.9176 | 0.01188 | 5121 | 2078 | 1387 | 1656 |
2 | No matter how far we go, your freaking parents always show up. | 1.9162 | 0.01155 | 5002 | 1895 | 1631 | 1476 |
3 | Trump sent us, we're looking for 11,780 votes. | 1.8969 | 0.01383 | 3714 | 1531 | 1035 | 1148 |
4 | We just empty it over Florida | 1.8958 | 0.01242 | 4521 | 1835 | 1322 | 1364 |
5 | We thought we'd try a Flying Object they could Identify. | 1.8858 | 0.01120 | 5357 | 2140 | 1689 | 1528 |
6 | We cut our trip to Earth short - great scenery but no sign of intelligent life. | 1.8840 | 0.01109 | 5501 | 2217 | 1705 | 1579 |
7 | And don't bother with Roswell. It's such a tourist trap. | 1.8814 | 0.01114 | 5078 | 1935 | 1810 | 1333 |
8 | '' Swallow your pride, dear, and just ask them for directions." | 1.8735 | 0.01097 | 5303 | 2069 | 1836 | 1398 |
9 | We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty | 1.8707 | 0.01139 | 5189 | 2126 | 1608 | 1455 |
10 | Yeah, Earth. How could you tell? | 1.8549 | 0.01118 | 4858 | 1879 | 1805 | 1174 |
11 | What we learned is you can't trust Google Maps. | 1.8549 | 0.01124 | 5030 | 2015 | 1730 | 1285 |
12 | We can comfortably abduct a family of four. | 1.8520 | 0.01064 | 5481 | 2165 | 1962 | 1354 |
13 | Any chance you can be a little more specific than make a right at the light? | 1.8418 | 0.01496 | 2667 | 1040 | 1009 | 618 |
14 | It was a constellation prize. | 1.8409 | 0.01188 | 4525 | 1863 | 1519 | 1143 |
15 | You may be 3,445,000 times faster, but we've got a toilet. | 1.8333 | 0.01288 | 3600 | 1424 | 1352 | 824 |
16 | It's very blue; hard to miss. If you reach the one with Rings, you've gone too far. | 1.8272 | 0.01047 | 5313 | 2085 | 2061 | 1167 |
17 | Just looking for the nearest rest stop, someone’s got to go number 6 | 1.8180 | 0.01215 | 4417 | 1915 | 1391 | 1111 |
18 | You may be faster, but we have a bathroom. | 1.8166 | 0.01507 | 2426 | 931 | 1009 | 486 |
19 | Couple watching TV in the back don't even know we abducted them. | 1.8131 | 0.01117 | 5041 | 2143 | 1697 | 1201 |
20 | We rented it with unlimited mileage. | 1.8125 | 0.01158 | 4384 | 1776 | 1654 | 954 |
21 | That’s us before we had kids. | 1.8122 | 0.01044 | 5340 | 2150 | 2043 | 1147 |
22 | Would it kill you to ask for directions? | 1.8064 | 0.01259 | 3761 | 1556 | 1377 | 828 |
23 | If Jupiter is crowded, try Mercury. It’s hot this time of year, but it’s a dry heat. | 1.8000 | 0.01130 | 4616 | 1915 | 1709 | 992 |
24 | We went in peace and left with incredibly low monthly payments. | 1.7994 | 0.01511 | 2592 | 1079 | 954 | 559 |
25 | The salesman was right, these were flying off the lot. | 1.7869 | 0.01290 | 3440 | 1429 | 1315 | 696 |
26 | Your blinker's been on for the last 11 million light years. | 1.7863 | 0.01164 | 4549 | 1992 | 1537 | 1020 |
27 | Take us to your dealer . | 1.7834 | 0.01068 | 5370 | 2353 | 1827 | 1190 |
28 | We're going to empty the septic tank on earth. They'll never know the difference. | 1.7792 | 0.01204 | 4329 | 1942 | 1401 | 986 |
29 | We needed more space. | 1.7744 | 0.01101 | 4902 | 2134 | 1740 | 1028 |
30 | Yeah, it's slower, but we don't have to hassle with finding a planet for the night! | 1.7715 | 0.01141 | 4158 | 1709 | 1690 | 759 |
31 | You mean I've had my blinker on since Alpha Centauri? | 1.7615 | 0.01066 | 5060 | 2201 | 1865 | 994 |
32 | If you see the ringed planet you've gone too far....and lock your doors passing that third planet. | 1.7611 | 0.01284 | 3466 | 1503 | 1288 | 675 |
33 | It's not fancy, but it gets 32 light-years per gallon. | 1.7604 | 0.01274 | 3397 | 1441 | 1329 | 627 |
34 | We're vacationing in Area 51 again, but we don't want to draw so much attention this time. | 1.7546 | 0.01213 | 3936 | 1741 | 1420 | 775 |
35 | Hey! You're left blinker's been on since Alpha Centauri. | 1.7538 | 0.01258 | 3582 | 1565 | 1334 | 683 |
36 | It can probe six comfortably. | 1.7496 | 0.01048 | 5618 | 2614 | 1797 | 1207 |
37 | No sign of intelligent life, but really cheap RVs" | 1.7487 | 0.01130 | 4647 | 2110 | 1595 | 942 |
38 | We even have satellite TV ! | 1.7485 | 0.01157 | 4183 | 1829 | 1577 | 777 |
39 | We love camping out under the stars. | 1.7482 | 0.01133 | 4400 | 1935 | 1638 | 827 |
40 | Yeah, we just couldn't fit the kids in the saucer anymore. | 1.7471 | 0.01124 | 4254 | 1816 | 1698 | 740 |
41 | It says right here, Maps to the Stars’ Homes. | 1.7409 | 0.01572 | 2316 | 1040 | 836 | 440 |
42 | Could we use your bathroom? | 1.7387 | 0.01117 | 4477 | 1987 | 1673 | 817 |
43 | Don't judge. It has a bathroom. | 1.7373 | 0.01095 | 4473 | 1940 | 1768 | 765 |
44 | The worst part was the DMV | 1.7328 | 0.01167 | 4271 | 1965 | 1482 | 824 |
45 | Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.7325 | 0.01134 | 4934 | 2402 | 1450 | 1082 |
46 | It's roomy but only gets 5 light years per gallon. | 1.7196 | 0.01345 | 2825 | 1229 | 1159 | 437 |
47 | Once the kids moved out, Bob and I decided let’s just go for it. | 1.7045 | 0.01371 | 2667 | 1179 | 1097 | 391 |
48 | 'Pizza's here! ' | 1.7017 | 0.01446 | 2756 | 1327 | 924 | 505 |
49 | They weren't kidding about all-terrain. | 1.6712 | 0.01460 | 2555 | 1254 | 887 | 414 |
50 | look ! it's an original bubble top. | 1.6535 | 0.01838 | 1550 | 767 | 553 | 230 |
51 | We’re looking for an affordable retirement planet. | 1.6487 | 0.01618 | 2038 | 1027 | 700 | 311 |
52 | Holy crap, it's my parents! | 1.6282 | 0.01945 | 1630 | 918 | 400 | 312 |
53 | License and registration, please. Are you aware that you were cruising at the speed of light? | 1.6270 | 0.01936 | 1480 | 789 | 454 | 237 |
54 | My husband’s too embarrassed to ask for directions to Uranus. | 1.6243 | 0.04017 | 362 | 199 | 100 | 63 |
55 | The handling's not great, but the space is unbeatable. | 1.6238 | 0.01933 | 1393 | 723 | 471 | 199 |
56 | Of all the spheres and all the planets, they have to move into ours | 1.6231 | 0.02346 | 926 | 476 | 323 | 127 |
57 | Are we there yet? | 1.6131 | 0.02220 | 1127 | 615 | 333 | 179 |
58 | It’s all about blending in. Bring enough beer and you’re golden. | 1.6123 | 0.02064 | 1215 | 641 | 404 | 170 |
59 | We picked it up on our last trip to New Mexico. | 1.6118 | 0.02063 | 1270 | 685 | 393 | 192 |
60 | Best of all, the bathroom has a black hole. | 1.6093 | 0.02173 | 1231 | 692 | 328 | 211 |
61 | Keep going! The gas prices on this planet are outrageous! | 1.6083 | 0.02100 | 1177 | 626 | 386 | 165 |
62 | This sleeps four abductees comfortably. | 1.6065 | 0.02138 | 1141 | 610 | 370 | 161 |
63 | ‘Can we use your bathroom?’ | 1.6052 | 0.02145 | 1203 | 664 | 350 | 189 |
64 | Turn left," I said. But no! "I know a better way," he said | 1.5913 | 0.02368 | 969 | 542 | 281 | 146 |
65 | We just came from there. You're going to love the portions. | 1.5913 | 0.02341 | 964 | 532 | 294 | 138 |
66 | So what? This one has a bathroom. | 1.5900 | 0.02380 | 956 | 535 | 278 | 143 |
67 | I can remember when the word ‘space’ actually meant something. | 1.5881 | 0.02362 | 1039 | 603 | 261 | 175 |
68 | We ran out of gas a billion years ago. | 1.5876 | 0.02397 | 919 | 510 | 278 | 131 |
69 | We need to stop. We heard a Big Bang. | 1.5795 | 0.02711 | 799 | 473 | 189 | 137 |
70 | As Yogi Berra said: “We’re lost but we’re making good time” | 1.5785 | 0.02461 | 885 | 502 | 254 | 129 |
71 | You miss so much at light speed. | 1.5755 | 0.02682 | 775 | 450 | 204 | 121 |
72 | No, Margaret, I do not need you to ask them for directions. | 1.5749 | 0.02415 | 934 | 537 | 257 | 140 |
73 | Yeah, we skipped earth. Gas prices are astronomical! | 1.5733 | 0.02516 | 839 | 478 | 241 | 120 |
74 | Mom? Dad? | 1.5733 | 0.02499 | 839 | 475 | 247 | 117 |
75 | Are we in the future or you in the past? | 1.5731 | 0.02688 | 759 | 439 | 205 | 115 |
76 | We're going back to Earth for more beer, you guys need anything? | 1.5729 | 0.02567 | 803 | 457 | 232 | 114 |
77 | It has all the creature comforts. | 1.5711 | 0.02492 | 774 | 423 | 260 | 91 |
78 | We're getting the band back together | 1.5688 | 0.02775 | 814 | 506 | 153 | 155 |
79 | Now that we're retired, we decided to see the universe. | 1.5687 | 0.02680 | 721 | 409 | 214 | 98 |
80 | You go invade. We’ll look for parking. | 1.5674 | 0.02827 | 675 | 391 | 185 | 99 |
81 | Do you know how to get back on the Milky Way? | 1.5669 | 0.02653 | 718 | 404 | 221 | 93 |
82 | Get outta the goddam fast lane! | 1.5665 | 0.02819 | 692 | 405 | 182 | 105 |
83 | We’re lost, but my husband refuses to ask for directions. | 1.5632 | 0.02794 | 728 | 435 | 176 | 117 |
84 | Harold, for the love of God, will you please pull over ask for directions? | 1.5598 | 0.02861 | 711 | 432 | 160 | 119 |
85 | We always said we'd drive across the universe when we retired. | 1.5577 | 0.02845 | 615 | 349 | 189 | 77 |
86 | No, you can’t use ours. You should have thought about that before you left. | 1.5507 | 0.02864 | 641 | 377 | 175 | 89 |
87 | We picked it up in Roswell. It is a classic. | 1.5475 | 0.03016 | 590 | 352 | 153 | 85 |
88 | Just wanted to let you know your brake light is out | 1.5470 | 0.02753 | 638 | 364 | 199 | 75 |
89 | We’re visiting the grandkids in Roswell. | 1.5460 | 0.02930 | 630 | 378 | 160 | 92 |
90 | They were a primitive form of life except for this one brilliant invention. | 1.5426 | 0.03008 | 575 | 341 | 156 | 78 |
91 | That's right. We're retired now. | 1.5418 | 0.02920 | 598 | 352 | 168 | 78 |
92 | I hope you rented that with the unlimited mileage plan. | 1.5411 | 0.03122 | 560 | 340 | 137 | 83 |
93 | Which way to the climate-change denying planet? | 1.5398 | 0.03229 | 515 | 311 | 130 | 74 |
94 | Area 51's got an RV park! | 1.5392 | 0.02756 | 612 | 348 | 198 | 66 |
95 | We don't plan to colonize, just a weekend getaway. | 1.5387 | 0.02857 | 594 | 344 | 180 | 70 |
96 | We haven’t found any intelligent life, but we did find this. | 1.5381 | 0.03050 | 565 | 339 | 148 | 78 |
97 | Do you know why I pulled you over? | 1.5363 | 0.03358 | 468 | 282 | 121 | 65 |
98 | UFOs are so sixties, you know. | 1.5361 | 0.03008 | 513 | 293 | 165 | 55 |
99 | „Yeah, it‘s an import.“ | 1.5358 | 0.02894 | 573 | 332 | 175 | 66 |
100 | Did you know that your parents would be here? | 1.5352 | 0.03048 | 540 | 319 | 153 | 68 |
101 | Sorry, our GPS cut out too. | 1.5341 | 0.02967 | 543 | 315 | 166 | 62 |
102 | This is what happens when you refuse to stop for directions. | 1.5326 | 0.03231 | 522 | 321 | 124 | 77 |
103 | Our close encounter was with a very persuasive used car salesman. | 1.5319 | 0.03295 | 502 | 309 | 119 | 74 |
104 | No, we can't find a charging station either. | 1.5319 | 0.03295 | 502 | 309 | 119 | 74 |
105 | Well, we wanted something with more space. | 1.5298 | 0.03272 | 487 | 295 | 126 | 66 |
106 | How many light years to the gallon does it get? | 1.5297 | 0.02899 | 572 | 335 | 171 | 66 |
107 | It’s not rocket science. | 1.5291 | 0.02998 | 533 | 312 | 160 | 61 |
108 | I told him to ask for directions two galaxies ago. | 1.5290 | 0.03170 | 518 | 314 | 134 | 70 |
109 | We're retired, you? | 1.5289 | 0.03004 | 537 | 316 | 158 | 63 |
110 | The mileage isn’t great, but it can abduct up to eight comfortably! | 1.5288 | 0.03207 | 520 | 319 | 127 | 74 |
111 | We’re looking for a place with a sewage hook up. Earth was full. | 1.5286 | 0.03215 | 560 | 356 | 112 | 92 |
112 | Pass on the left, you idiot! | 1.5283 | 0.03161 | 477 | 279 | 144 | 54 |
113 | We plan to camp out under the stars. | 1.5268 | 0.03042 | 560 | 340 | 145 | 75 |
114 | We needed to find open space to park. But this place has no atmosphere | 1.5262 | 0.03163 | 496 | 296 | 139 | 61 |
115 | We’re working from home. | 1.5258 | 0.03096 | 542 | 330 | 139 | 73 |
116 | Sir, I’m going to need you to step out of the vehicle | 1.5254 | 0.03367 | 493 | 310 | 107 | 76 |
117 | We felt very uncomfortable in Roswell, but we felt right at home in Vegas. | 1.5244 | 0.03104 | 492 | 289 | 148 | 55 |
118 | The hardest part is finding a place with sewer and electricity hookups. | 1.5233 | 0.02985 | 516 | 300 | 162 | 54 |
119 | Stay away from the third planet | 1.5226 | 0.03078 | 509 | 302 | 148 | 59 |
120 | Yeah,it has a bathroom, why ? | 1.5222 | 0.03027 | 540 | 324 | 150 | 66 |
121 | See, I told you that we wouldn't be the only ones traveling during Covid | 1.5219 | 0.03096 | 479 | 279 | 150 | 50 |
122 | Florida? You're heading to Florida? | 1.5211 | 0.03341 | 451 | 273 | 121 | 57 |
123 | Picked this bad boy up at Earth's going out of business sale! | 1.5204 | 0.03377 | 465 | 288 | 112 | 65 |
124 | Nice turn signal, asshole! | 1.5204 | 0.03396 | 490 | 312 | 101 | 77 |
125 | It makes abductions way easier. | 1.5198 | 0.03391 | 429 | 258 | 119 | 52 |
126 | Let me guess...you bought yours during the pandemic. | 1.5189 | 0.03111 | 476 | 279 | 147 | 50 |
127 | We sold our place in Roswell and live here fulltime! | 1.5176 | 0.03188 | 512 | 316 | 127 | 69 |
128 | Uh-oh, they're millenials. Just pretend you don't see them. | 1.5157 | 0.03264 | 446 | 266 | 130 | 50 |
129 | We’ve been really satisfied with the upgrade to ‘identified’ flying object. | 1.5144 | 0.03400 | 451 | 280 | 110 | 61 |
130 | We abduct them, then take them on a tour of their national parks. | 1.5137 | 0.03307 | 473 | 293 | 117 | 63 |
131 | You can find cheap gas in Uranus. | 1.5134 | 0.03447 | 448 | 281 | 104 | 63 |
132 | They were delicious AND came in this cool box... | 1.5121 | 0.03711 | 414 | 268 | 80 | 66 |
133 | Screw the invasion, we're retired. | 1.5089 | 0.03200 | 507 | 317 | 122 | 68 |
134 | We have a bumper sticker that says, "Our other car is a UFO". | 1.5070 | 0.03542 | 430 | 274 | 94 | 62 |
135 | They stole our UFO for research, we stole their bus | 1.5058 | 0.03487 | 429 | 270 | 101 | 58 |
136 | Eleven mpg on the highway, 1.2 light years in the galaxy. | 1.5053 | 0.03045 | 475 | 280 | 150 | 45 |
137 | The handling is poor but it has room to abduct a whole family. | 1.5047 | 0.03506 | 426 | 269 | 99 | 58 |
138 | With the kids gone, we just thought, "why not"? | 1.5043 | 0.03180 | 468 | 284 | 132 | 52 |
139 | Roswell is absolutely worth an extra day. | 1.5042 | 0.03202 | 472 | 289 | 128 | 55 |
140 | We're pulling out, if you want our spot. | 1.5000 | 0.03459 | 384 | 232 | 112 | 40 |
141 | Its a loaner. Our saucer is in the shop. | 1.4976 | 0.03413 | 420 | 261 | 109 | 50 |
142 | We get it, you've been to Earth. | 1.4975 | 0.03458 | 396 | 243 | 109 | 44 |
143 | Just be glad we're not behind them. | 1.4972 | 0.03773 | 360 | 228 | 85 | 47 |
144 | What kind of light-yearage are you getting on that thing? | 1.4967 | 0.03226 | 459 | 283 | 124 | 52 |
145 | Are you the guys from Triple-A? | 1.4963 | 0.03464 | 409 | 255 | 105 | 49 |
146 | Mom, Dad, we can explain.... | 1.4962 | 0.03583 | 391 | 246 | 96 | 49 |
147 | Terrible mileage, but we can sleep just about anywhere. | 1.4950 | 0.03461 | 404 | 251 | 106 | 47 |
148 | I said find ET not RV | 1.4948 | 0.03566 | 388 | 243 | 98 | 47 |
149 | If you had one, you’d be home by now. | 1.4942 | 0.03376 | 429 | 268 | 110 | 51 |
150 | The decoded transmission apparently says "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty." | 1.4941 | 0.03537 | 421 | 271 | 92 | 58 |
151 | Avoid that blue marble. They’re nuts!!! | 1.4933 | 0.03808 | 373 | 243 | 76 | 54 |
152 | Orion? Uh-oh,you should have turned left two light years ago. | 1.4924 | 0.03383 | 396 | 241 | 115 | 40 |
153 | I don't even know what Gray Poupon is. | 1.4894 | 0.03915 | 378 | 255 | 61 | 62 |
154 | It's much easier to convince them that they're not being abducted | 1.4880 | 0.03579 | 375 | 235 | 97 | 43 |
155 | You don’t want to go there, that’s why we left | 1.4878 | 0.03388 | 410 | 255 | 110 | 45 |
156 | Well, they have this thing down there called Craig's List. | 1.4851 | 0.03931 | 336 | 218 | 73 | 45 |
157 | We never thought we’d be those 5,000 year olds that owned an RV but here we are. | 1.4848 | 0.03796 | 330 | 207 | 86 | 37 |
158 | Yeah, take a left. | 1.4842 | 0.03754 | 349 | 222 | 85 | 42 |
159 | There’s grandma and grandpa! | 1.4837 | 0.03967 | 337 | 221 | 69 | 47 |
160 | We just wanted to take our time and really see the universe. | 1.4812 | 0.03780 | 320 | 199 | 88 | 33 |
161 | Yellowstone was closed!? After we drove all this way?? | 1.4810 | 0.03666 | 343 | 214 | 93 | 36 |
162 | 35 trillion gallons to the light-year if we don’t use the air conditioning. | 1.4802 | 0.03531 | 379 | 239 | 98 | 42 |
163 | We scored this sweet ride during an abduction last summer. | 1.4799 | 0.03627 | 348 | 217 | 95 | 36 |
164 | Can you believe they’re still flying that old gas guzzling camper? | 1.4798 | 0.03091 | 471 | 292 | 132 | 47 |
165 | No, I do not have any Grey Poupon. | 1.4798 | 0.03627 | 371 | 237 | 90 | 44 |
166 | I wanted a Galaxy and this was all that was available. | 1.4790 | 0.03737 | 334 | 210 | 88 | 36 |
167 | We want to go to Vegas before destroying all mankind." | 1.4784 | 0.03616 | 324 | 197 | 99 | 28 |
168 | Meepzorp won’t admit that he is lost. | 1.4771 | 0.04058 | 327 | 218 | 62 | 47 |
169 | No, Earth is closed due to climate change. | 1.4767 | 0.04181 | 279 | 179 | 67 | 33 |
170 | Let see if an Identified Flying Object won't scare humans as much. | 1.4765 | 0.03784 | 361 | 237 | 76 | 48 |
171 | Act natural | 1.4758 | 0.03770 | 330 | 209 | 85 | 36 |
172 | Aerodynamics suck, but we've got a queen-sized bed and wet bar! | 1.4744 | 0.03565 | 371 | 236 | 94 | 41 |
173 | Depending on your taste, we left a hilarious message in a cornfield on that blue planet. | 1.4724 | 0.04120 | 290 | 188 | 67 | 35 |
174 | Lightspeed? No, but we do have a composting toilet. | 1.4719 | 0.03632 | 356 | 227 | 90 | 39 |
175 | You have had your laser beams on high since the last nebula!” | 1.4719 | 0.03956 | 320 | 209 | 71 | 40 |
176 | they’re saying your turn signal has been on for the last two light years. | 1.4700 | 0.04075 | 283 | 181 | 71 | 31 |
177 | They'll be expecting a flying saucer, you know. The element of surprise is important. | 1.4695 | 0.03990 | 311 | 203 | 70 | 38 |
178 | I see you've already visited Earth. | 1.4694 | 0.03602 | 360 | 230 | 91 | 39 |
179 | Your left rear tail light is out. | 1.4692 | 0.03670 | 373 | 245 | 81 | 47 |
180 | Driving this is bad for the environment? What environment? | 1.4685 | 0.03951 | 286 | 180 | 78 | 28 |
181 | Earth? Been there once, don't recommend it. | 1.4685 | 0.03767 | 333 | 214 | 82 | 37 |
182 | Your tail light is out. | 1.4683 | 0.03711 | 331 | 210 | 87 | 34 |
183 | Turns out we didn't make the pardon list. | 1.4682 | 0.03909 | 314 | 203 | 75 | 36 |
184 | Sure, it screams 'Retired', but it is SO comfortable. | 1.4676 | 0.03639 | 355 | 228 | 88 | 39 |
185 | Anything wrong officer? | 1.4672 | 0.04108 | 274 | 175 | 70 | 29 |
186 | We wanted more space. | 1.4671 | 0.03783 | 334 | 216 | 80 | 38 |
187 | With the distances and emptiness and all, we really felt we needed a bathroom. | 1.4670 | 0.03795 | 349 | 230 | 75 | 44 |
188 | We're lost too but, then, we're on vacation. | 1.4659 | 0.03858 | 279 | 172 | 84 | 23 |
189 | How many galaxies do you get to the gallon? | 1.4655 | 0.03669 | 348 | 224 | 86 | 38 |
190 | HE won't ask for directions, either. | 1.4655 | 0.03888 | 348 | 234 | 66 | 48 |
191 | If we let you use the bathroom, everyone's going to want to use it. | 1.4652 | 0.04067 | 316 | 212 | 61 | 43 |
192 | The GPS says we are at Costco | 1.4648 | 0.03743 | 327 | 209 | 84 | 34 |
193 | We traded our son for it at a place called Roswell, New Mexico! | 1.4646 | 0.03494 | 381 | 245 | 95 | 41 |
194 | We won this as a constellation prize. | 1.4645 | 0.03864 | 338 | 224 | 71 | 43 |
195 | Came with the guy we abducted | 1.4642 | 0.04408 | 265 | 177 | 53 | 35 |
196 | How far from here to eternity? | 1.4639 | 0.03733 | 319 | 202 | 86 | 31 |
197 | Is there a rest stop in two million miles? | 1.4638 | 0.03603 | 304 | 185 | 97 | 22 |
198 | Wow! A food truck! | 1.4637 | 0.03906 | 317 | 207 | 73 | 37 |
199 | Yes, we've retired | 1.4637 | 0.03855 | 317 | 205 | 77 | 35 |
200 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your auto’s extended warranty” | 1.4634 | 0.04266 | 287 | 193 | 55 | 39 |
201 | Would you happen to have some Grey Poupon? | 1.4633 | 0.04125 | 300 | 200 | 61 | 39 |
202 | Your right turn signal has been on for the last two light years. | 1.4623 | 0.03920 | 292 | 186 | 77 | 29 |
203 | ...and if you get to the planet with the weird apes, you've gone too far. | 1.4613 | 0.03834 | 336 | 222 | 73 | 41 |
204 | Pardon me, would have any Grey Poupon? | 1.4613 | 0.04182 | 284 | 188 | 61 | 35 |
205 | I think they’re from the planet Winnebago | 1.4611 | 0.03685 | 334 | 214 | 86 | 34 |
206 | Gas prices are astronomical | 1.4611 | 0.03635 | 321 | 201 | 92 | 28 |
207 | We really wanted more space. | 1.4606 | 0.03753 | 343 | 225 | 78 | 40 |
208 | It's more practical once you land | 1.4597 | 0.03724 | 335 | 217 | 82 | 36 |
209 | Yes, but does your planet have hookups? | 1.4594 | 0.03589 | 320 | 199 | 95 | 26 |
210 | It’s a 2001 Space Odyssey, limited edition, with wood trim, mini kitchen, and full probing station. | 1.4593 | 0.03493 | 381 | 247 | 93 | 41 |
211 | ``Go ahead and pass, knucklehead. You've been on my ass for over a million miles.'' | 1.4593 | 0.03789 | 344 | 228 | 74 | 42 |
212 | Try Mars before the earthlings get there and ruin it. | 1.4593 | 0.03972 | 307 | 202 | 69 | 36 |
213 | Where is Planet Hollywood? | 1.4593 | 0.04116 | 270 | 174 | 68 | 28 |
214 | It’s a comet. You can tell from the trail of gas and dust it leaves behind. | 1.4592 | 0.04017 | 294 | 192 | 69 | 33 |
215 | No hyperdrive, only overdrive, but it has a built-in microwave, can sleep 10 of us comfortably and the trade-in was just amazing. | 1.4592 | 0.03457 | 355 | 223 | 101 | 31 |
216 | Your blinker has been on since the last galaxy. | 1.4582 | 0.04106 | 299 | 200 | 61 | 38 |
217 | ...wait'll those pilots get THIS on their radar!" | 1.4565 | 0.03715 | 333 | 216 | 82 | 35 |
218 | Sure it's slower, but we have a toilet. | 1.4564 | 0.03861 | 298 | 191 | 78 | 29 |
219 | Earth? Skip it. | 1.4561 | 0.04049 | 285 | 186 | 68 | 31 |
220 | It takes longer, but you see so much more. | 1.4561 | 0.03880 | 296 | 190 | 77 | 29 |
221 | Earth has just the right combination of carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen - plus free overnight parking at Walmart. | 1.4556 | 0.04081 | 270 | 174 | 69 | 27 |
222 | That little thing probably doesn't even have a cup holder. | 1.4555 | 0.03835 | 281 | 176 | 82 | 23 |
223 | We abducted the car salesperson and next thing we knew, we had a RV loan with 96 monthly payments. | 1.4549 | 0.04433 | 244 | 161 | 55 | 28 |
224 | 'Take us to your leader' didn't work, so we finally tried 'just make us a sweetheart deal'. | 1.4548 | 0.03686 | 321 | 205 | 86 | 30 |
225 | If you need a sewer hookup, there's one on Uranus. | 1.4533 | 0.04175 | 300 | 205 | 54 | 41 |
226 | Retirement’s not all bad: they call us ‘tourists’ instead of ‘aliens’ now. | 1.4531 | 0.04132 | 256 | 164 | 68 | 24 |
227 | I see you've been to Earth. | 1.4526 | 0.03862 | 327 | 218 | 70 | 39 |
228 | You’ve NEVER seen Nomadland??! | 1.4519 | 0.04180 | 270 | 178 | 62 | 30 |
229 | This is our first vacation in light-years. | 1.4514 | 0.03955 | 288 | 187 | 72 | 29 |
230 | It's from earth. It's designed to see the universe and create family discord. | 1.4502 | 0.03680 | 331 | 215 | 83 | 33 |
231 | We’re vacationing in Roswell. Family reunion. | 1.4500 | 0.03609 | 340 | 220 | 87 | 33 |
232 | Sure, it's big but it makes great crop circles. | 1.4495 | 0.03965 | 287 | 187 | 71 | 29 |
233 | It’s for our twilight years. | 1.4484 | 0.04026 | 281 | 184 | 68 | 29 |
234 | We just came from Earth. One star. Would not recommend. | 1.4480 | 0.04684 | 221 | 148 | 47 | 26 |
235 | Pull over, you just ran a red dwarf. | 1.4474 | 0.04156 | 266 | 175 | 63 | 28 |
236 | We always like to take something from wherever we visit. | 1.4473 | 0.04324 | 237 | 154 | 60 | 23 |
237 | Good Lord! It's Betty and Harold. I thought they were going to Neptune on vacation. | 1.4470 | 0.03894 | 264 | 166 | 78 | 20 |
238 | Honey, just ask for directions. | 1.4463 | 0.04057 | 298 | 201 | 61 | 36 |
239 | Never abduct a used car salesman. | 1.4452 | 0.04096 | 283 | 189 | 62 | 32 |
240 | yeah,we're going to burning man too. | 1.4451 | 0.03804 | 319 | 211 | 74 | 34 |
241 | I don’t think you understand the gravity of our situation.” | 1.4444 | 0.04235 | 234 | 150 | 64 | 20 |
242 | Can you pass the Grey Poupon? | 1.4444 | 0.04625 | 216 | 143 | 50 | 23 |
243 | We are taking the scenic route | 1.4440 | 0.04063 | 241 | 152 | 71 | 18 |
244 | Gas schmas... we converted to warp drive. | 1.4436 | 0.04003 | 257 | 164 | 72 | 21 |
245 | We find it has more room for our abductees. | 1.4433 | 0.04007 | 300 | 202 | 63 | 35 |
246 | I swear they forget how to drive after they retire. | 1.4419 | 0.03941 | 301 | 201 | 67 | 33 |
247 | They're primitive, sure. But you gotta hand it to them - putting a microwave in here is genius. | 1.4416 | 0.03827 | 274 | 174 | 79 | 21 |
248 | Excuse me. Do you know the way to San Jose? | 1.4413 | 0.03811 | 315 | 209 | 73 | 33 |
249 | The earthlings will never see us coming. | 1.4412 | 0.04119 | 272 | 181 | 62 | 29 |
250 | Your right or our right? | 1.4408 | 0.04655 | 211 | 140 | 49 | 22 |
251 | I told you not to listen to the GPS | 1.4405 | 0.04501 | 227 | 151 | 52 | 24 |
252 | How many light years to a gallon do you get in that gas guzzler anyways? | 1.4403 | 0.03678 | 318 | 207 | 82 | 29 |
253 | They have not evolved, Madame Leader. They don't respect the female of their species to make personal choices. It's time to activate the uterus in each male, and watch the shit show from the road. | 1.4393 | 0.04396 | 280 | 198 | 41 | 41 |
254 | AirB&B just got too pricey. | 1.4375 | 0.04017 | 272 | 179 | 67 | 26 |
255 | There was no intelligent life, but we couldn’t pass up the gift shop. | 1.4366 | 0.04261 | 268 | 183 | 53 | 32 |
256 | Forget it. Gas there has gone astronomical. | 1.4357 | 0.04184 | 241 | 157 | 63 | 21 |
257 | We've been there and, believe me, it's not worth it. | 1.4327 | 0.03887 | 312 | 212 | 65 | 35 |
258 | Turn back -- we can't afford their gas. | 1.4325 | 0.03905 | 289 | 192 | 69 | 28 |
259 | Let’s not report this. They’ll think we’re crazy! | 1.4321 | 0.04059 | 280 | 189 | 61 | 30 |
260 | Remember when you get to earth, Keep it on the ground, don't go over 55 mph and you won't draw anyone's attention. | 1.4321 | 0.04318 | 243 | 163 | 55 | 25 |
261 | Now will you ask for directions? | 1.4316 | 0.03762 | 329 | 223 | 70 | 36 |
262 | We made a clean swap at Burning Man. | 1.4302 | 0.04205 | 258 | 174 | 57 | 27 |
263 | How many more times are we going to be called out here to repair this thing? The parts are hard to find. | 1.4302 | 0.04169 | 258 | 173 | 59 | 26 |
264 | Extra space is the final frontier. | 1.4297 | 0.04156 | 256 | 171 | 60 | 25 |
265 | Earth? No,I wouldn’t recommend visiting it. | 1.4291 | 0.04089 | 268 | 180 | 61 | 27 |
266 | He hates when I ask for directions, but we've been driving in circles for hours | 1.4286 | 0.04341 | 238 | 160 | 54 | 24 |
267 | " The campground? You should have turned left 300 light years ago." | 1.4286 | 0.04101 | 273 | 185 | 59 | 29 |
268 | Yeah, it's slower... but it has a bathroom. | 1.4281 | 0.03808 | 299 | 199 | 72 | 28 |
269 | We come from the future, but not YOUR future. | 1.4279 | 0.04385 | 222 | 147 | 55 | 20 |
270 | Got a great trade in value in Roswell, New Mexico. | 1.4275 | 0.04077 | 269 | 181 | 61 | 27 |
271 | Space tourism is no longer just for tech billionaires. | 1.4275 | 0.04276 | 255 | 174 | 53 | 28 |
272 | It was listed as space junk but we say it’s reto. | 1.4275 | 0.04166 | 255 | 171 | 59 | 25 |
273 | We just need a little push. | 1.4267 | 0.04336 | 232 | 155 | 55 | 22 |
274 | They're on sale in Roswell! | 1.4267 | 0.04250 | 225 | 147 | 60 | 18 |
275 | ....and I thought the Millennium Falcon was the biggest hunk of junk in the galaxy. | 1.4265 | 0.03942 | 272 | 180 | 68 | 24 |
276 | When you can work from anywhere, why not? | 1.4259 | 0.04566 | 216 | 146 | 48 | 22 |
277 | We retired! | 1.4259 | 0.04073 | 263 | 176 | 62 | 25 |
278 | We're going to see some friends in New Mexico | 1.4253 | 0.04536 | 221 | 150 | 48 | 23 |
279 | It was the only Starship Enterprise had. | 1.4249 | 0.04065 | 273 | 185 | 60 | 28 |
280 | Us? We're lost, but he won't ask. | 1.4240 | 0.04299 | 250 | 171 | 52 | 27 |
281 | We got it before gas started costing 47 blorps per splergle. | 1.4237 | 0.04223 | 262 | 180 | 53 | 29 |
282 | You come in peace, we come in comfort. | 1.4236 | 0.04777 | 203 | 139 | 42 | 22 |
283 | When you reach the Zflerb Galaxy make a hard left and keep going for about 2.537 million light years. You’ll see this unspectacular star with eight or nine planets orbiting it. You want the third one from the star. Rent-a-RV will be on your right. | 1.4229 | 0.04261 | 253 | 173 | 53 | 27 |
284 | We don't know what to do with all this space. | 1.4226 | 0.04241 | 239 | 160 | 57 | 22 |
285 | An RV sounds better than a UFO and we will be able to abduct more people. | 1.4217 | 0.04157 | 249 | 167 | 59 | 23 |
286 | You were supposed to infiltrate, not assimilate. | 1.4211 | 0.04624 | 209 | 142 | 46 | 21 |
287 | Don't go to earth. You can't afford to refuel. | 1.4211 | 0.04386 | 228 | 154 | 52 | 22 |
288 | We just love all the space! | 1.4208 | 0.04468 | 240 | 167 | 45 | 28 |
289 | No, we're from Milwaukee -- but good guess! | 1.4206 | 0.04143 | 233 | 153 | 62 | 18 |
290 | - “We’re looking for a place with more atmosphere.” | 1.4204 | 0.04165 | 245 | 164 | 59 | 22 |
291 | Watch out, there's a cop two light years ahead. | 1.4197 | 0.03916 | 274 | 183 | 67 | 24 |
292 | I'm sorry, but you can't park here. | 1.4197 | 0.03916 | 274 | 183 | 67 | 24 |
293 | Did you see that?! Voyager 1 totally cut me off! | 1.4191 | 0.04294 | 241 | 164 | 53 | 24 |
294 | We retired a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. | 1.4189 | 0.04516 | 222 | 152 | 47 | 23 |
295 | We prefer the freedom of the open void. | 1.4182 | 0.04114 | 220 | 142 | 64 | 14 |
296 | Yes, it is ugly, but nobody will report seeing us to NASA | 1.4181 | 0.04415 | 232 | 159 | 49 | 24 |
297 | No. Take ME to YOUR dealer. | 1.4181 | 0.04329 | 232 | 157 | 53 | 22 |
298 | It doesn’t do hyper speed but it’s got a king bed and heated seats. | 1.4180 | 0.04803 | 189 | 128 | 43 | 18 |
299 | The seller was only getting 9 mpg, but after a few tweaks, we're averaging 37,433. | 1.4180 | 0.04803 | 189 | 128 | 43 | 18 |
300 | Looking for a dump station, Earth is full. | 1.4177 | 0.04345 | 249 | 173 | 48 | 28 |
301 | Wow, look at that 60’s Jetsons model. So retro. | 1.4174 | 0.04485 | 230 | 159 | 46 | 25 |
302 | Duck, it’s grandma and grandpa.” | 1.4173 | 0.04244 | 254 | 175 | 52 | 27 |
303 | Don't stare honey, they'll know we're tourists. | 1.4167 | 0.04754 | 204 | 141 | 41 | 22 |
304 | Yes it’s slow but we find traveling at warp speed makes you miss the little things. | 1.4163 | 0.04620 | 209 | 143 | 45 | 21 |
305 | Take the north star about three or four light years and then it will be the second planet on your left. You can't miss it. | 1.4159 | 0.04292 | 214 | 141 | 57 | 16 |
306 | It’s an ETV. | 1.4156 | 0.04384 | 231 | 158 | 50 | 23 |
307 | We finally made it off the grid. | 1.4156 | 0.04164 | 231 | 153 | 60 | 18 |
308 | All of space and time. Nowhere to park. | 1.4145 | 0.04342 | 234 | 160 | 51 | 23 |
309 | Pull over, get out of the vehicle and put your antennas up where I can see them. | 1.4143 | 0.04204 | 251 | 172 | 54 | 25 |
310 | I told him not to take a right at Albuquerque ! | 1.4135 | 0.04259 | 237 | 161 | 54 | 22 |
311 | It makes great crop circles. | 1.4133 | 0.04285 | 225 | 151 | 55 | 19 |
312 | We're not looking so much for abductions as we are for RV hookups | 1.4131 | 0.04406 | 213 | 143 | 52 | 18 |
313 | We heard the outer planets are made of gas. | 1.4126 | 0.04563 | 206 | 140 | 47 | 19 |
314 | We can't decide between the moon and New York City. | 1.4126 | 0.04715 | 223 | 159 | 36 | 28 |
315 | Did they just call us boomers? | 1.4121 | 0.04869 | 182 | 124 | 41 | 17 |
316 | Sure it's slower, but it can comfortably probe six. | 1.4120 | 0.04224 | 233 | 157 | 56 | 20 |
317 | We’re about to leave if you want to park in our spot | 1.4120 | 0.04353 | 233 | 160 | 50 | 23 |
318 | We are identified flying objects. | 1.4118 | 0.05250 | 170 | 119 | 32 | 19 |
319 | Sure it's slow but it's the journey not the destination." | 1.4118 | 0.04041 | 255 | 172 | 61 | 22 |
320 | Fuck the Supreme Court. | 1.4115 | 0.04832 | 226 | 165 | 29 | 32 |
321 | We get great gas mileage in a vacuum. | 1.4115 | 0.04464 | 209 | 141 | 50 | 18 |
322 | We had a nice little two-seater coupe, sexy, fast- then we had kids. | 1.4111 | 0.03879 | 287 | 196 | 64 | 27 |
323 | Avoid the Intergalactic 65. They are fixing a black hole there. | 1.4111 | 0.04970 | 180 | 124 | 38 | 18 |
324 | Gas is 3¢ cheaper at Proxima Centauri. | 1.4111 | 0.04024 | 253 | 170 | 62 | 21 |
325 | Why? Well, nobody is going to report seeing a flying RV. | 1.4108 | 0.05049 | 185 | 130 | 34 | 21 |
326 | Look at those two...totally Americanized. | 1.4105 | 0.04230 | 229 | 154 | 56 | 19 |
327 | Honestly,it was a COVID purchase. | 1.4105 | 0.04493 | 229 | 160 | 44 | 25 |
328 | Yeah, we're empty-nesters seeing the world. No, we don't know what the wheels are for either. | 1.4104 | 0.04518 | 212 | 145 | 47 | 20 |
329 | We got tired of being called "unidentified." | 1.4103 | 0.04632 | 195 | 132 | 46 | 17 |
330 | We pass as tourists in Area 51. | 1.4097 | 0.04346 | 227 | 155 | 51 | 21 |
331 | Not only was the trade in a deal great,but we qualified for a Senior Pass. | 1.4091 | 0.04002 | 220 | 142 | 66 | 12 |
332 | These are dark days indeed. So much for inalienable rights. | 1.4086 | 0.05197 | 186 | 134 | 28 | 24 |
333 | It came with a meth lab. | 1.4086 | 0.03939 | 257 | 172 | 65 | 20 |
334 | Well, Nancy convinced me that 10 mpg didn’t really matter in zero gravity so here we are. | 1.4078 | 0.04113 | 255 | 175 | 56 | 24 |
335 | Hey--you know any planets with good hookups? | 1.4074 | 0.04552 | 189 | 126 | 49 | 14 |
336 | We picked it up in Roswell, runs like a dream. | 1.4070 | 0.04151 | 258 | 179 | 53 | 26 |
337 | Area 51 has an RV park, right? | 1.4070 | 0.04041 | 258 | 176 | 59 | 23 |
338 | No! I said to rent “E.T.” not an RV! | 1.4068 | 0.04350 | 236 | 164 | 48 | 24 |
339 | Mom, Dad, you're embarrassing us. | 1.4060 | 0.04334 | 234 | 162 | 49 | 23 |
340 | In space nobody can hear you honk. | 1.4053 | 0.04654 | 190 | 129 | 45 | 16 |
341 | Your ship might be faster, but it sure is nice not having to drop out of warp for potty breaks. | 1.4045 | 0.03977 | 267 | 183 | 60 | 24 |
342 | Yeah, Yellowstone's closed--anything around here worth seeing? | 1.4039 | 0.03995 | 255 | 173 | 61 | 21 |
343 | There goes the galaxy. | 1.4036 | 0.04256 | 223 | 151 | 54 | 18 |
344 | You can always tell who is a tourist | 1.4034 | 0.04279 | 238 | 165 | 50 | 23 |
345 | I say, do you have any grey poupon? | 1.4030 | 0.04581 | 201 | 138 | 45 | 18 |
346 | NOW will you ask directions? | 1.4025 | 0.04134 | 236 | 160 | 57 | 19 |
347 | We’re looking for the Area 51 Walmart. | 1.4012 | 0.05060 | 172 | 120 | 35 | 17 |
348 | Pardon me…would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.4010 | 0.04587 | 207 | 144 | 43 | 20 |
349 | Do you have jumper cables? | 1.4008 | 0.04120 | 237 | 161 | 57 | 19 |
350 | Look, an antique starship from the Winnebago galaxy! | 1.4000 | 0.04447 | 195 | 131 | 50 | 14 |
351 | The earthlings aren't as stupid as we thought - they invented a portable restroom. | 1.4000 | 0.04426 | 230 | 162 | 44 | 24 |
352 | “ Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon ?” | 1.4000 | 0.04756 | 225 | 165 | 30 | 30 |
353 | OK, Boomer! | 1.4000 | 0.04436 | 220 | 153 | 46 | 21 |
354 | We didn't want to leave the dog home alone. | 1.4000 | 0.04280 | 210 | 141 | 54 | 15 |
355 | He asked if we have any Grey Poupon. | 1.3991 | 0.04464 | 218 | 152 | 45 | 21 |
356 | It has a fridge, a stove and a bathroom, so make all the fun you want. | 1.3989 | 0.04773 | 183 | 126 | 41 | 16 |
357 | It's all about space. | 1.3988 | 0.04933 | 168 | 115 | 39 | 14 |
358 | Do you know the way to San Jose? | 1.3987 | 0.05274 | 153 | 106 | 33 | 14 |
359 | You're seriously going to park right next to me? | 1.3981 | 0.04588 | 216 | 153 | 40 | 23 |
360 | It runs on solar | 1.3980 | 0.04602 | 196 | 135 | 44 | 17 |
361 | We're breaking Zorg out of Area 51. | 1.3976 | 0.04512 | 254 | 188 | 31 | 35 |
362 | There’s a lot more space. | 1.3973 | 0.04541 | 219 | 155 | 41 | 23 |
363 | Please, please ask for directions! | 1.3971 | 0.04632 | 204 | 143 | 41 | 20 |
364 | If you see this vehicle rocking, don't come knocking. | 1.3970 | 0.04716 | 199 | 140 | 39 | 20 |
365 | I'm starting to feel the gravity of this situation | 1.3960 | 0.04503 | 202 | 139 | 46 | 17 |
366 | We accidentally landed in Roswell, Georgia. | 1.3957 | 0.04465 | 230 | 164 | 41 | 25 |
367 | Humans might be stupid but they know how to travel. Besides, the salesperson gave us a great deal once we pulled out the probe. | 1.3955 | 0.04478 | 220 | 155 | 43 | 22 |
368 | We're going camping where no man has gone before. | 1.3951 | 0.04346 | 205 | 139 | 51 | 15 |
369 | Sorry, we didn’t know this space was reserved. | 1.3951 | 0.04125 | 243 | 168 | 54 | 21 |
370 | We came in peace but left in a 1987 Winnebago LeSharo. | 1.3948 | 0.04379 | 233 | 165 | 44 | 24 |
371 | There was an incident in Roswell, NM, and we had to improvise. | 1.3944 | 0.04486 | 213 | 149 | 44 | 20 |
372 | Have you tried phoning home? | 1.3943 | 0.05183 | 175 | 126 | 29 | 20 |
373 | “It’s not a public restroom. Can’t you just hold it in for another light year?” | 1.3941 | 0.04430 | 203 | 139 | 48 | 16 |
374 | Don't they realize the gravity of the situation? | 1.3936 | 0.04796 | 188 | 132 | 38 | 18 |
375 | Wrong side of the void, asshole! | 1.3924 | 0.05223 | 158 | 111 | 32 | 15 |
376 | I TOLD you they were spending too much time on that planet. | 1.3918 | 0.04057 | 245 | 169 | 56 | 20 |
377 | I would top off before Earth. | 1.3915 | 0.04595 | 189 | 130 | 44 | 15 |
378 | No, it’s just a loaner. | 1.3911 | 0.04504 | 179 | 120 | 48 | 11 |
379 | Good mileage isn’t everything. | 1.3909 | 0.03865 | 243 | 163 | 65 | 15 |
380 | Well, Someone's gone native. | 1.3904 | 0.04566 | 187 | 128 | 45 | 14 |
381 | After gas hit $4 a gallon,we decided to just orbit. | 1.3901 | 0.04046 | 223 | 150 | 59 | 14 |
382 | Second star to the left and straight on till morning. | 1.3892 | 0.04533 | 203 | 142 | 43 | 18 |
383 | Turn signal, buddy! | 1.3889 | 0.04670 | 198 | 140 | 39 | 19 |
384 | Look! Aliens! | 1.3885 | 0.05452 | 139 | 97 | 30 | 12 |
385 | It's a hybrid--- gas and warp. | 1.3883 | 0.04537 | 206 | 145 | 42 | 19 |
386 | Think they have a 3 prong adapter? | 1.3883 | 0.04483 | 188 | 128 | 47 | 13 |
387 | Pick a lane, tourists! | 1.3881 | 0.04195 | 219 | 150 | 53 | 16 |
388 | The trip home is gonna be so much better now that we have a refrigerator and TV. | 1.3881 | 0.04195 | 219 | 150 | 53 | 16 |
389 | No, nothing to declare , Officers...except that Celine Dion at the Bellagio was awesome! | 1.3876 | 0.04722 | 178 | 123 | 41 | 14 |
390 | Well, at least we have a bathroom! | 1.3868 | 0.04236 | 212 | 145 | 52 | 15 |
391 | Damned retirees! They're always drifting out of their orbit. | 1.3861 | 0.04380 | 202 | 139 | 48 | 15 |
392 | Think leg room, not light speed. | 1.3857 | 0.04316 | 210 | 145 | 49 | 16 |
393 | You told me we were getting away from the relatives. | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
394 | Let me guess: this is your first abduction. | 1.3854 | 0.04476 | 192 | 132 | 46 | 14 |
395 | Your turn signal’s been on for a while. | 1.3854 | 0.04279 | 205 | 140 | 51 | 14 |
396 | We seem to be lost. Where is Area 51? | 1.3853 | 0.04543 | 218 | 157 | 38 | 23 |
397 | Wow! It really is a small universe. | 1.3851 | 0.04795 | 174 | 121 | 39 | 14 |
398 | The gas mileage isn't great, but it's the best way to see the galaxy. | 1.3850 | 0.04273 | 213 | 147 | 50 | 16 |
399 | Our flight got cancelled. | 1.3842 | 0.04689 | 190 | 134 | 39 | 17 |
400 | Damn tourists. | 1.3838 | 0.04901 | 185 | 133 | 33 | 19 |
401 | They’re saying that our left turn signal has been on for the last twenty million miles. | 1.3830 | 0.04601 | 188 | 131 | 42 | 15 |
402 | Roll your window down | 1.3830 | 0.04723 | 188 | 133 | 38 | 17 |
403 | It’s a souvenir; even has Nevada plates! | 1.3825 | 0.04460 | 217 | 155 | 41 | 21 |
404 | You call us Alien Trash? You should see the planet we lifted it from! | 1.3822 | 0.04426 | 191 | 131 | 47 | 13 |
405 | Hop in, there’s space. | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
406 | What's your light-years per gallon? | 1.3819 | 0.04533 | 199 | 140 | 42 | 17 |
407 | Gas prices were just too high so we're traveling without gravity this year. | 1.3818 | 0.04368 | 220 | 156 | 44 | 20 |
408 | retro, i like it | 1.3816 | 0.03927 | 228 | 154 | 61 | 13 |
409 | The keys were in it | 1.3812 | 0.04387 | 181 | 122 | 49 | 10 |
410 | Yellowstone’s closed guys. | 1.3810 | 0.04393 | 189 | 129 | 48 | 12 |
411 | It can handle as many as six abductees at once. | 1.3810 | 0.04093 | 210 | 142 | 56 | 12 |
412 | It's all we could get with the supply chain problems. | 1.3807 | 0.04396 | 218 | 155 | 43 | 20 |
413 | Got any good restaurant recommendations? The last place we tried had no atmosphere. | 1.3804 | 0.05090 | 163 | 116 | 32 | 15 |
414 | Made this sweet trade at some Roswell dealership called Area 51 | 1.3802 | 0.04590 | 192 | 135 | 41 | 16 |
415 | How many of us need to pass the RV before they get the hint to stay out of the fast lane? | 1.3800 | 0.04344 | 200 | 138 | 48 | 14 |
416 | I know it looks pretty alien, but this is the one thing humans actually got right | 1.3795 | 0.04420 | 195 | 135 | 46 | 14 |
417 | Is Earth nearby? We need to empty out our septic tank. | 1.3795 | 0.04653 | 195 | 139 | 38 | 18 |
418 | The 'U" in UFO doesn't have to be 'Uncomfortable.' | 1.3793 | 0.04646 | 174 | 120 | 42 | 12 |
419 | Headed to Florida? | 1.3789 | 0.04310 | 190 | 129 | 50 | 11 |
420 | Earth? Hotter than ever -- it's the nouveau Venus. | 1.3785 | 0.04590 | 177 | 122 | 43 | 12 |
421 | Is Yellowstone still closed? | 1.3785 | 0.04728 | 177 | 124 | 39 | 14 |
422 | We should have stolen the Airstream — much less conspicuous! | 1.3784 | 0.04833 | 185 | 133 | 34 | 18 |
423 | Going to Burning man? | 1.3778 | 0.04867 | 180 | 129 | 34 | 17 |
424 | Try to avoid X-95,there are tons of black holes. | 1.3775 | 0.04502 | 204 | 145 | 41 | 18 |
425 | I’m giving that place only two stars. | 1.3774 | 0.05022 | 159 | 112 | 34 | 13 |
426 | How did we used to travel without a fireplace, a gas range, a wet bath and a walk-in closet? | 1.3772 | 0.04925 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
427 | We decided to go native for the summer. | 1.3771 | 0.04764 | 175 | 123 | 38 | 14 |
428 | Trust me, when you're our age, space matters. | 1.3771 | 0.04967 | 175 | 126 | 32 | 17 |
429 | Just wait until you have kids. | 1.3763 | 0.04434 | 186 | 128 | 46 | 12 |
430 | Taking the kids to Space Mountain to see their Nana. | 1.3757 | 0.04872 | 189 | 138 | 31 | 20 |
431 | We're vacationing on Earth so we need to fit in | 1.3757 | 0.05097 | 189 | 142 | 23 | 24 |
432 | Damn Google Maps! Damn them to hell! | 1.3756 | 0.04384 | 197 | 137 | 46 | 14 |
433 | We were just trying to blend in. | 1.3756 | 0.03975 | 205 | 137 | 59 | 9 |
434 | More retirees moving to our solar system. | 1.3750 | 0.04256 | 224 | 159 | 46 | 19 |
435 | We are taking a year off work to go around the Sun. | 1.3750 | 0.04368 | 216 | 154 | 43 | 19 |
436 | In about 1000 miles, take a right and the Sea of Tranquility RV Park will be on your left. | 1.3750 | 0.03836 | 248 | 171 | 61 | 16 |
437 | The downside is there's no place to park this thing. | 1.3743 | 0.04415 | 187 | 129 | 46 | 12 |
438 | 25 light years to the gallon. | 1.3743 | 0.04909 | 171 | 122 | 34 | 15 |
439 | I thought we told you two to be home before dark! | 1.3742 | 0.04930 | 163 | 115 | 35 | 13 |
440 | Retired. How'd you know? | 1.3736 | 0.04694 | 182 | 129 | 38 | 15 |
441 | We love the extra space. | 1.3731 | 0.04320 | 201 | 140 | 47 | 14 |
442 | Galaxy roadtrip? Make sure to skip over the planet called 'Earth', they do not have it together right now | 1.3731 | 0.04621 | 193 | 138 | 38 | 17 |
443 | We went a little overboard with the abduction. | 1.3730 | 0.04702 | 185 | 132 | 37 | 16 |
444 | Stay in the right lane, Grandpa! | 1.3725 | 0.04718 | 153 | 104 | 41 | 8 |
445 | Wait, are we all wearing the same shirt? | 1.3725 | 0.05236 | 153 | 110 | 29 | 14 |
446 | We do pay a lot for gas, but we can sleep anywhere in the galaxy. | 1.3724 | 0.04335 | 196 | 136 | 47 | 13 |
447 | We're both teachers. | 1.3722 | 0.04729 | 180 | 128 | 37 | 15 |
448 | It comes with satellite TV. | 1.3720 | 0.04828 | 164 | 115 | 37 | 12 |
449 | Believe us, gas is way cheaper on Alpha Centari. | 1.3717 | 0.04035 | 226 | 157 | 54 | 15 |
450 | We love how much space there is. | 1.3711 | 0.04601 | 194 | 139 | 38 | 17 |
451 | We got it at Earth's liquidation sale. | 1.3710 | 0.04743 | 186 | 134 | 35 | 17 |
452 | Yes they get better mileage, but they have to go 50 light years before they find a restroom. | 1.3706 | 0.04780 | 170 | 120 | 37 | 13 |
453 | We find this vehicle makes our abductees feel more at home. | 1.3702 | 0.04642 | 181 | 128 | 39 | 14 |
454 | Mom, Dad! Did you really mean it when you said we won't be home for Christmas? | 1.3702 | 0.04508 | 181 | 126 | 43 | 12 |
455 | They told me it was all terrain. | 1.3698 | 0.04575 | 192 | 137 | 39 | 16 |
456 | It's 20 million light years to your left | 1.3698 | 0.04575 | 192 | 137 | 39 | 16 |
457 | It’s his prostate, he wouldn’t go anywhere without a toilet | 1.3696 | 0.04652 | 184 | 131 | 38 | 15 |
458 | They’re called “wheels.” | 1.3693 | 0.04594 | 176 | 123 | 41 | 12 |
459 | Aren't those the Carlsons? Looks like they finally unloaded their timeshare. | 1.3693 | 0.05000 | 176 | 129 | 29 | 18 |
460 | The blue planet has gas but it’s pricy. | 1.3692 | 0.04807 | 195 | 144 | 30 | 21 |
461 | Careful up ahead... there's a black hole could swallow a galaxy. | 1.3687 | 0.05064 | 160 | 115 | 31 | 14 |
462 | They call it a Winnebago...and it is amazing! | 1.3687 | 0.04676 | 179 | 127 | 38 | 14 |
463 | I told you these gas prices are out of this world! | 1.3687 | 0.04643 | 198 | 144 | 35 | 19 |
464 | How many lightyears on that thing? | 1.3684 | 0.04829 | 171 | 122 | 35 | 14 |
465 | We're good. There's no carbon footprint up here. | 1.3684 | 0.04199 | 209 | 146 | 49 | 14 |
466 | We missed Roswell because he won't ask directions. | 1.3684 | 0.05106 | 171 | 126 | 27 | 18 |
467 | Hey, can we just empty our toilet anywhere out here? | 1.3682 | 0.04350 | 220 | 159 | 41 | 20 |
468 | With these fuel prices, they are giving them away. | 1.3681 | 0.04750 | 182 | 131 | 35 | 16 |
469 | With no friction, the gas mileage is out of this world. | 1.3681 | 0.04814 | 182 | 132 | 33 | 17 |
470 | So I guess space isn't too big to never see your ex again | 1.3681 | 0.04750 | 182 | 131 | 35 | 16 |
471 | This baby gets 65 light years to the gallon. | 1.3678 | 0.04407 | 174 | 119 | 46 | 9 |
472 | Hmm. Sleeker, probably faster, and better on gas, but where do they sleep? | 1.3676 | 0.04434 | 204 | 146 | 41 | 17 |
473 | Cool, old school. | 1.3675 | 0.04930 | 166 | 119 | 33 | 14 |
474 | Just follow any vehicle like this down there and you’ll find a restaurant where it’s all you can eat. | 1.3672 | 0.04642 | 177 | 125 | 39 | 13 |
475 | Wow, they're light years ahead of us. | 1.3670 | 0.04578 | 188 | 134 | 39 | 15 |
476 | Heading to Burning Man, figured no one would notice. | 1.3670 | 0.04387 | 188 | 131 | 45 | 12 |
477 | Thought you were safe cooking Meth out here, huh? | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
478 | Sorry for not reporting in. We were told it had automatic transmission. | 1.3669 | 0.04867 | 169 | 121 | 34 | 14 |
479 | Five light years on a full tank. How about yours? | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
480 | They MUST be from another planet! | 1.3667 | 0.04786 | 180 | 130 | 34 | 16 |
481 | Get out of the passing lane! | 1.3665 | 0.04552 | 161 | 110 | 43 | 8 |
482 | There’s plenty of parking. Earth has an abundance of cornfields.” | 1.3660 | 0.04885 | 153 | 107 | 36 | 10 |
483 | we found it on Orbit! | 1.3660 | 0.04594 | 194 | 140 | 37 | 17 |
484 | Maybe we need to have a conversation about cultural appropriation. | 1.3659 | 0.05917 | 123 | 90 | 21 | 12 |
485 | My wife said she wanted a camper with more space, so here we are. | 1.3652 | 0.04118 | 230 | 164 | 48 | 18 |
486 | It is the Smiths! What a small universe we live in. | 1.3651 | 0.04369 | 189 | 132 | 45 | 12 |
487 | Don't worry — your dad and I are living our best lives. | 1.3650 | 0.05567 | 137 | 100 | 24 | 13 |
488 | Once you get to the Walmart parking lot, you blend right in | 1.3647 | 0.04697 | 170 | 120 | 38 | 12 |
489 | We're assimilating. | 1.3646 | 0.04499 | 181 | 127 | 42 | 12 |
490 | Orbitz had a rental special. | 1.3645 | 0.04277 | 203 | 143 | 46 | 14 |
491 | Traffic jam ahead avoid milky way | 1.3642 | 0.04744 | 151 | 104 | 39 | 8 |
492 | Is there a problem,officer? | 1.3642 | 0.04493 | 173 | 120 | 43 | 10 |
493 | You’re on your own with the invasion. We’re retired. | 1.3636 | 0.04463 | 187 | 132 | 42 | 13 |
494 | Do you have a copy of that hitchhiker's guide? | 1.3632 | 0.04659 | 190 | 138 | 35 | 17 |
495 | Trust me, you don’t wanna get gas at this planet. | 1.3631 | 0.04461 | 179 | 125 | 43 | 11 |
496 | With our trade-in, we got this Winabego and five acres outside of Roswell. | 1.3631 | 0.04733 | 168 | 119 | 37 | 12 |
497 | We got a great trade-in value for the saucer. | 1.3627 | 0.04240 | 193 | 134 | 48 | 11 |
498 | Is that a UFO?" "Is that a UFO? | 1.3626 | 0.04742 | 182 | 132 | 34 | 16 |
499 | Right turn,Maurice. I told you to take a right at Mars. Now it’s 12 million miles to the next exit. | 1.3626 | 0.04890 | 171 | 124 | 32 | 15 |
500 | Hey look, it’s RV2-D2! | 1.3623 | 0.05339 | 138 | 99 | 28 | 11 |
501 | That's the Nortons, they want everybody to know they visited Earth. | 1.3621 | 0.04618 | 174 | 123 | 39 | 12 |
502 | We picked it up in New Mexico! | 1.3620 | 0.04832 | 163 | 116 | 35 | 12 |
503 | You guys hit Area 51, we'll cover the Daytona 500. | 1.3617 | 0.04569 | 188 | 135 | 38 | 15 |
504 | It seems they were developed to deplete their energy reserves. | 1.3614 | 0.05138 | 166 | 123 | 26 | 17 |
505 | How fast were we going,officers? | 1.3613 | 0.04919 | 155 | 110 | 34 | 11 |
506 | Yeah, we're spending our children's inheritance. How about you? | 1.3613 | 0.04746 | 155 | 108 | 38 | 9 |
507 | Go straight to the next nebula and turn left. You can't miss it. | 1.3611 | 0.04578 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
508 | Hopefully you booked ahead. You need to have a reservation at Yosemite. | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
509 | Oh No! Look who's gone Native | 1.3602 | 0.04870 | 161 | 115 | 34 | 12 |
510 | We're returning from planet Earth. We need more gas money. | 1.3602 | 0.04274 | 186 | 129 | 47 | 10 |
511 | Would you mind terribly if we used your bathroom. | 1.3598 | 0.04549 | 189 | 136 | 38 | 15 |
512 | Our son Elon sent it to me for my birthday. | 1.3596 | 0.04382 | 203 | 146 | 41 | 16 |
513 | Our turn signal's been on how long? | 1.3592 | 0.04391 | 206 | 149 | 40 | 17 |
514 | So far, no mosquitoes. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
515 | We picked this model because of all the space. | 1.3584 | 0.04912 | 173 | 127 | 30 | 16 |
516 | We decided to splurge. We're off to a resort moon without the kids. | 1.3583 | 0.04518 | 187 | 134 | 39 | 14 |
517 | Can you help? Busted an axle going over a black hole. | 1.3581 | 0.04795 | 148 | 103 | 37 | 8 |
518 | Nice AirBnB! | 1.3580 | 0.04845 | 162 | 116 | 34 | 12 |
519 | „i told you we should have bought the 'we come in peace' bumper sticker“ | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
520 | OK kids, Dad and I will be back in a light month. Remember to feed the cat. | 1.3576 | 0.05155 | 165 | 123 | 25 | 17 |
521 | Oh cool! Look! A 1947 saucer model! | 1.3576 | 0.04783 | 165 | 118 | 35 | 12 |
522 | We found this thing abandoned. It has terrible acceleration but there's a bathroom. | 1.3571 | 0.04331 | 182 | 127 | 45 | 10 |
523 | It’s much roomier and has a shower | 1.3571 | 0.05103 | 154 | 112 | 29 | 13 |
524 | Looks like Ginni and Clarence Thomas have lost their way. | 1.3567 | 0.05415 | 171 | 133 | 15 | 23 |
525 | As far as I know, Earth is the nearest dump station. | 1.3566 | 0.05289 | 143 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
526 | We’re trying to save on airfare. | 1.3564 | 0.04279 | 202 | 144 | 44 | 14 |
527 | They must be advanced. Looks like you could live in that thing. | 1.3563 | 0.04819 | 174 | 127 | 32 | 15 |
528 | We're traveling light. | 1.3563 | 0.04535 | 174 | 123 | 40 | 11 |
529 | How is your retirement going? | 1.3562 | 0.04884 | 160 | 115 | 33 | 12 |
530 | We got a great deal on this one-way vacation rental. | 1.3562 | 0.04964 | 160 | 116 | 31 | 13 |
531 | the mileage is good, but it has no atmosphere | 1.3561 | 0.05904 | 132 | 100 | 17 | 15 |
532 | See? I told you we should have gotten a hybrid. | 1.3558 | 0.04975 | 163 | 119 | 30 | 14 |
533 | I'm sure I turned off the stove. | 1.3554 | 0.04984 | 166 | 122 | 29 | 15 |
534 | They told us to blend in. | 1.3554 | 0.05230 | 121 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
535 | Oh,you're from North Neptune? We're practically neighbors. | 1.3553 | 0.04231 | 197 | 139 | 46 | 12 |
536 | I’m sorry, Officer, I thought the speed of light was relative in this galaxy. . | 1.3553 | 0.04975 | 152 | 109 | 32 | 11 |
537 | Cultural Appropriation? What do you mean by that? | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
538 | Who are you calling space junk! | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
539 | Which way is Earth, officer? We want to visit Roswell. | 1.3547 | 0.04786 | 172 | 125 | 33 | 14 |
540 | GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!! | 1.3546 | 0.05339 | 141 | 103 | 26 | 12 |
541 | We thought we'd check out a place we've never been before--Roswell, New Mexico. | 1.3544 | 0.05164 | 158 | 117 | 26 | 15 |
542 | Actually,we were just looking for a little more space. | 1.3543 | 0.04657 | 175 | 126 | 36 | 13 |
543 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked for an RV with a lot of space! | 1.3543 | 0.04931 | 175 | 130 | 28 | 17 |
544 | No, YOU'RE the UFO. | 1.3542 | 0.06783 | 96 | 72 | 14 | 10 |
545 | They took us to their leader | 1.3542 | 0.04490 | 192 | 139 | 38 | 15 |
546 | Have you seen the gas prices on Earth? You might want to reconsider. | 1.3539 | 0.04737 | 178 | 130 | 33 | 15 |
547 | We thought this might be less conspicuous. | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
548 | Yes we’re lost, my spouse mistakenly entered Uranus instead of Paramus in the GPS. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
549 | We get the best specimens when we use this thing. | 1.3537 | 0.04873 | 164 | 119 | 32 | 13 |
550 | Picked it up while in Roswell, sleeps 8 | 1.3529 | 0.05365 | 153 | 115 | 22 | 16 |
551 | You say that the earthlings just gave it to you since they couldn't afford the cost of gas to run it? | 1.3529 | 0.04466 | 204 | 150 | 36 | 18 |
552 | Your right tail light has been blinking for miles! | 1.3529 | 0.04379 | 187 | 133 | 42 | 12 |
553 | Oh look,the Jones. Always trying to one-up us. | 1.3526 | 0.04520 | 190 | 138 | 37 | 15 |
554 | The closest rest stop is in Andromeda. | 1.3526 | 0.04396 | 173 | 121 | 43 | 9 |
555 | Where else would we cook meth? | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
556 | We know it’s a model from earth, but we got a real deal on it. | 1.3524 | 0.03993 | 227 | 162 | 50 | 15 |
557 | It’s so much easier to park. | 1.3523 | 0.04492 | 176 | 125 | 40 | 11 |
558 | Two humans please, no gluten. | 1.3520 | 0.05594 | 125 | 91 | 24 | 10 |
559 | ‘Fraid you’re stuck here, guys. You’ll never afford the gas to get home. | 1.3519 | 0.04913 | 162 | 118 | 31 | 13 |
560 | The real black hole is in my wallet." | 1.3517 | 0.05228 | 145 | 106 | 27 | 12 |
561 | Elon sent it to us! | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
562 | it's not warp speed, but it does have a toilet | 1.3512 | 0.04558 | 168 | 119 | 39 | 10 |
563 | I hope that's AAA. | 1.3510 | 0.04990 | 151 | 109 | 31 | 11 |
564 | We get 35 light years to the gallon in this thing. | 1.3510 | 0.04990 | 151 | 109 | 31 | 11 |
565 | So much for “Boldly go….” | 1.3508 | 0.04500 | 191 | 139 | 37 | 15 |
566 | Trust me, it was the best technology they had. | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
567 | They’ll probably want to use our bathroom. | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
568 | You should visit Area 51 on Earth in Nevada. | 1.3505 | 0.04267 | 194 | 138 | 44 | 12 |
569 | They’re great except that whenever we need to go out and get something someone else takes our space. | 1.3503 | 0.04226 | 157 | 106 | 47 | 4 |
570 | We're running low on fuel, do you know where the nearest gas giant is? | 1.3503 | 0.04817 | 177 | 131 | 30 | 16 |
571 | You know, you never really get to see these places when you're working. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
572 | Looks roomy, but reentry will be very uncomfortable | 1.3500 | 0.05031 | 160 | 118 | 28 | 14 |
573 | I know what you're thinking...but after the abduction we just had to keep it! Let's just say those humans are on to something. | 1.3497 | 0.04649 | 163 | 116 | 37 | 10 |
574 | The downside is we have to refuel on Earth. | 1.3494 | 0.04591 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
575 | You can't park here. It's reserved for geostationary satellites. We'll let you off with a warning this time. | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
576 | We're from your future." | 1.3491 | 0.04688 | 169 | 122 | 35 | 12 |
577 | So…you guys are lost too? | 1.3490 | 0.04541 | 192 | 141 | 35 | 16 |
578 | We're being inconspicuous. | 1.3486 | 0.04575 | 175 | 126 | 37 | 12 |
579 | We love the extra space, and the toilet is out of this world! | 1.3484 | 0.04720 | 155 | 110 | 36 | 9 |
580 | How far to the edge? | 1.3484 | 0.05063 | 155 | 114 | 28 | 13 |
581 | We’re seeing the Milky Way the way it’s meant to be seen. | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
582 | Yeah it's summer there. We can drive around anywhere and they won't give us a second glance. | 1.3476 | 0.04625 | 164 | 117 | 37 | 10 |
583 | Hey!……. You’re hogging the Milky Way | 1.3473 | 0.04799 | 167 | 122 | 32 | 13 |
584 | She’s been good to us. Got over 10 million lights years on ‘er. | 1.3473 | 0.04489 | 167 | 118 | 40 | 9 |
585 | Small brains, yes, but their butts are huge and this is so much more comfortable! | 1.3472 | 0.04959 | 144 | 103 | 32 | 9 |
586 | Excuse me, are we still on the New Jersey Turnpike? | 1.3471 | 0.05341 | 121 | 86 | 28 | 7 |
587 | Another few light years, we'll be retired and that could be us. | 1.3469 | 0.04492 | 147 | 101 | 41 | 5 |
588 | It gets about 2 light years per gallon. | 1.3467 | 0.04247 | 199 | 143 | 43 | 13 |
589 | The Cracker Barrel is just 800 million miles back that way. | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
590 | No, really, parking is not a problem. | 1.3466 | 0.04408 | 176 | 125 | 41 | 10 |
591 | It's a trade off. Much more comfortable but the lightyearage is awful. | 1.3466 | 0.04553 | 176 | 127 | 37 | 12 |
592 | Yeah, we asked them to take us to their leader and they just laughed and walked away. | 1.3465 | 0.04487 | 202 | 150 | 34 | 18 |
593 | OMG! You left earth, too?! | 1.3464 | 0.04358 | 179 | 127 | 42 | 10 |
594 | 'Earth'?...You've GOT...to try the people. | 1.3462 | 0.05276 | 156 | 118 | 22 | 16 |
595 | How retro! | 1.3462 | 0.04583 | 182 | 133 | 35 | 14 |
596 | When, when I retired, we decided to sell everything and visit every star in the universe. | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
597 | Do you know of a quiet planet nearby that allows pets? | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
598 | We’re going camping in Area 51. | 1.3457 | 0.04415 | 188 | 136 | 39 | 13 |
599 | If we crash in Roswell again we'll just call Triple A. | 1.3457 | 0.04901 | 162 | 119 | 30 | 13 |
600 | Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3455 | 0.06252 | 110 | 83 | 16 | 11 |
601 | How's life in the slow lane? | 1.3452 | 0.04700 | 168 | 122 | 34 | 12 |
602 | What gas mileage you get with that thing? | 1.3451 | 0.05002 | 142 | 102 | 31 | 9 |
603 | No, I'm not going to ask for directions. | 1.3450 | 0.04414 | 171 | 121 | 41 | 9 |
604 | Not bad. We still get about 20 light years to the gallon. | 1.3448 | 0.05214 | 145 | 107 | 26 | 12 |
605 | We've been following you since Ursa Minor. Your right brake light's broken. | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
606 | You can't go all the way to Earth and not bring anything back! | 1.3446 | 0.05138 | 148 | 109 | 27 | 12 |
607 | He wanted to see how many trillion of miles we could get with the needle on E and now we need a tow. | 1.3444 | 0.04338 | 180 | 128 | 42 | 10 |
608 | Light years apart. | 1.3442 | 0.05161 | 154 | 115 | 25 | 14 |
609 | Its got more leg room | 1.3441 | 0.04244 | 186 | 132 | 44 | 10 |
610 | Uh oh! Retirees! | 1.3439 | 0.05008 | 157 | 116 | 28 | 13 |
611 | Officer, can you tell us how to get back to the future? | 1.3439 | 0.05169 | 157 | 118 | 24 | 15 |
612 | Forget it. There's nothing but bicycle lanes. | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
613 | Yeah, beautiful landscapes and sunsets, but watch out for the Supreme Court. | 1.3438 | 0.05174 | 160 | 121 | 23 | 16 |
614 | It has satellite radio! | 1.3436 | 0.04875 | 163 | 120 | 30 | 13 |
615 | Earth? Don't recommend it. Their gas prices are way too high. | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
616 | Oh, I' wouldn't go if I were you -- gas there is sky high. | 1.3432 | 0.04969 | 169 | 127 | 26 | 16 |
617 | Isn't this CUTE!! Got it cheap from that planet where they can't afford to drive them. | 1.3432 | 0.04677 | 169 | 123 | 34 | 12 |
618 | We had to beam up when the price of gas hit $5. | 1.3431 | 0.05525 | 137 | 103 | 21 | 13 |
619 | We haven’t taken a vacation in light-years. | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
620 | Can you tell us how to get to Roswell, New Mexico? | 1.3429 | 0.04706 | 175 | 129 | 32 | 14 |
621 | Well,we do like the space. | 1.3425 | 0.04247 | 181 | 128 | 44 | 9 |
622 | Yellowstone is closed. | 1.3425 | 0.04247 | 181 | 128 | 44 | 9 |
623 | okay, can we ask for directions NOW? | 1.3425 | 0.04660 | 181 | 134 | 32 | 15 |
624 | We suggest you check the gas prices first. | 1.3424 | 0.04541 | 184 | 135 | 35 | 14 |
625 | If you hit the horsehead nebula, you've gone too far | 1.3424 | 0.04408 | 184 | 133 | 39 | 12 |
626 | Remember…you’re just lost alien enthusiasts trying to get back to camp. Now hover on in to Area 51 and grab our stuff! | 1.3423 | 0.05368 | 149 | 113 | 21 | 15 |
627 | Which way to Burning Alien? | 1.3422 | 0.04738 | 187 | 141 | 28 | 18 |
628 | Sorry, you can't get there from here. | 1.3421 | 0.04677 | 152 | 108 | 36 | 8 |
629 | You guys got a jump? | 1.3421 | 0.05122 | 152 | 113 | 26 | 13 |
630 | More room for abductees | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
631 | We decided it was time to retire and see the universe. | 1.3416 | 0.04587 | 161 | 115 | 37 | 9 |
632 | True, the mileage is awful, but the comfort is light years ahead of your subcompact | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
633 | UFO or ugly flying object. You be the judge | 1.3410 | 0.04669 | 173 | 127 | 33 | 13 |
634 | With the vacuum of space and orbital mechanics, the light-year per gallon really isn’t bad. | 1.3410 | 0.04597 | 173 | 126 | 35 | 12 |
635 | We found it by earth - seems it was cheaper to launch it into orbit than keep filling it up with gas. | 1.3409 | 0.05571 | 132 | 99 | 21 | 12 |
636 | So what do the wheels do? | 1.3409 | 0.04542 | 176 | 128 | 36 | 12 |
637 | We figured since gas prices are astronomical... | 1.3408 | 0.04489 | 179 | 130 | 37 | 12 |
638 | Halfway to Pluto, you're going to wish you could take a shower. | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
639 | After we got satellite signals of 'Breaking Bad' we knew we had to have one. | 1.3404 | 0.05116 | 141 | 103 | 28 | 10 |
640 | We traded for it at some dealer named Area 51. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
641 | This way you don't have to stop over on earth for the night. | 1.3400 | 0.04900 | 150 | 109 | 31 | 10 |
642 | The bathroom is a major upgrade | 1.3400 | 0.04990 | 150 | 110 | 29 | 11 |
643 | I told you we would get caught without our seatbelts | 1.3397 | 0.04769 | 156 | 113 | 33 | 10 |
644 | Their salesmen are more clever than they told us. | 1.3397 | 0.04681 | 156 | 112 | 35 | 9 |
645 | I think we may have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque” | 1.3396 | 0.04446 | 159 | 112 | 40 | 7 |
646 | We thought about going to the Black Hills, too. But nothing beats the Black Holes!” | 1.3390 | 0.04376 | 177 | 127 | 40 | 10 |
647 | Grander canyons on Venus I'd say, but it was nice. | 1.3389 | 0.04672 | 180 | 134 | 31 | 15 |
648 | Route 66? It's back that way, just after Mars, but before Venus | 1.3386 | 0.04574 | 189 | 141 | 32 | 16 |
649 | We left them a crop circle as payment. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
650 | If we don't ask for directions it's just called exploring. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
651 | We are going to visit our grandchildren 4 galaxies away. | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
652 | We just retired, and we’re trying to visit all the planets this year. | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
653 | Told you Hon, these flying saucers think they own the Milky Way! | 1.3377 | 0.04962 | 151 | 111 | 29 | 11 |
654 | Actually, we know of a place that has good food, but no atmosphere. | 1.3374 | 0.04940 | 163 | 122 | 27 | 14 |
655 | We’re celebrating Gort’s retirement with a camping trip to all the Universal Parks. | 1.3374 | 0.04940 | 163 | 122 | 27 | 14 |
656 | Sure, it holds all the camping gear, but the galaxy per gallon average is killing me. | 1.3373 | 0.04566 | 166 | 120 | 36 | 10 |
657 | Why is it you always get cut off by beam-ers? | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
658 | He’s driven me 200,000 light-years through the vacuum of space, but somehow it’s only expanded the void between us. | 1.3372 | 0.04533 | 172 | 125 | 36 | 11 |
659 | Vehicles like that contribute to galactic warming | 1.3372 | 0.04681 | 172 | 127 | 32 | 13 |
660 | 1,000 light years from home and you still can’t find a quiet campsite! | 1.3371 | 0.04638 | 178 | 132 | 32 | 14 |
661 | How did you find parking? | 1.3370 | 0.04329 | 184 | 133 | 40 | 11 |
662 | We're from the Ford galaxy. | 1.3368 | 0.06627 | 95 | 72 | 14 | 9 |
663 | You guys sighted Elvis? | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
664 | Is this the way to Burning Man? | 1.3362 | 0.06115 | 116 | 89 | 15 | 12 |
665 | Do you know the nearest gaseous planet? | 1.3361 | 0.05880 | 119 | 90 | 18 | 11 |
666 | So this is your first time attending Burning Man? | 1.3361 | 0.05758 | 119 | 89 | 20 | 10 |
667 | It has all the conveniences of an incredibly primitive planet. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
668 | I’m sorry, this is as far as we can take you. We’ll have to turn off the tractor beam now. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
669 | We need a dump station, which way is Earth? | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
670 | ‘Is this the way to Yosemite?’ | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
671 | Yes, you can claim it as your main home on your taxes. | 1.3358 | 0.05509 | 137 | 104 | 20 | 13 |
672 | It's slower but you can't beat the extra room on these long trips. | 1.3355 | 0.04755 | 152 | 110 | 33 | 9 |
673 | It's about the experience, not how fast we get there. | 1.3355 | 0.04781 | 155 | 113 | 32 | 10 |
674 | Hey Buddy, stay in your lane! | 1.3354 | 0.04363 | 158 | 111 | 41 | 6 |
675 | Don't bother, the crowds are terrible | 1.3354 | 0.04574 | 161 | 116 | 36 | 9 |
676 | Your new ride is totally alien to us. | 1.3354 | 0.04518 | 164 | 118 | 37 | 9 |
677 | Pull over. We clocked you going Mach 8 in a Mack 6 zone. | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
678 | ∞↑↓⌂ ⌠∑ª ¥¶¨º¨¿ Øæð øę Ľŀǿȥ ɉɝɕɰʐ ʬʺˁ | 1.3353 | 0.05069 | 167 | 128 | 22 | 17 |
679 | You can never find parking for those. | 1.3353 | 0.04641 | 170 | 125 | 33 | 12 |
680 | Don't knock it, it has a place to pee. | 1.3353 | 0.04658 | 173 | 128 | 32 | 13 |
681 | They're simply green with envy. | 1.3352 | 0.04816 | 179 | 136 | 26 | 17 |
682 | It’s a prototype we’re testing for Elon. | 1.3352 | 0.04816 | 179 | 136 | 26 | 17 |
683 | It's all-terrain. | 1.3333 | 0.04912 | 126 | 89 | 32 | 5 |
684 | We came to take over Earth but Bob gave us a better deal. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
685 | We really wanted an Airstream. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
686 | We're lost too. | 1.3333 | 0.04634 | 162 | 118 | 34 | 10 |
687 | The next black hole will take you straight to Uranus" | 1.3333 | 0.05377 | 138 | 104 | 22 | 12 |
688 | We're going in under cover this time. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
689 | ..and we never have to look for a restroom! | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
690 | We just needed a little more space. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
691 | Well we just prefer not having to find an inhabited planet every night. | 1.3333 | 0.04818 | 135 | 96 | 33 | 6 |
692 | It even has asteroid-side services in case of breakdown. | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
693 | On our way home from DollyWood. How about you? | 1.3333 | 0.05121 | 144 | 107 | 26 | 11 |
694 | Where on earth are you going to park it? | 1.3333 | 0.04876 | 162 | 121 | 28 | 13 |
695 | Off to space camp! | 1.3333 | 0.04526 | 180 | 133 | 34 | 13 |
696 | Scratch the plan- you'll never blend in. Gas prices are so high, no one drives those anymore. | 1.3333 | 0.04315 | 180 | 130 | 40 | 10 |
697 | we're heading for Denali. You? | 1.3333 | 0.04777 | 159 | 117 | 31 | 11 |
698 | We're on our way to Burning Alien. | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
699 | This earthling box thing is a bit slow, but we love having the extra space. | 1.3333 | 0.04406 | 183 | 134 | 37 | 12 |
700 | That's the newest model. It has a lot more room. | 1.3333 | 0.03900 | 183 | 127 | 51 | 5 |
701 | How many light-years per gallon do you get in that thing? | 1.3333 | 0.04876 | 162 | 121 | 28 | 13 |
702 | No, YOU’RE the aliens. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
703 | Yellowstone Park, Wyoming, United States, Earth, Solar System, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Cluster, Virgo Supercluster...And where are you going on vacation? | 1.3316 | 0.04403 | 187 | 138 | 36 | 13 |
704 | The nearest Walmart is in the Crab Nebula. | 1.3314 | 0.04669 | 172 | 128 | 31 | 13 |
705 | I told you we should have taken the left turn at Albuquerque! | 1.3313 | 0.04834 | 160 | 119 | 29 | 12 |
706 | It’s not as good on gas mileage but it’s a lot more comfy inside | 1.3312 | 0.04553 | 157 | 113 | 36 | 8 |
707 | I want one | 1.3312 | 0.05063 | 157 | 119 | 24 | 14 |
708 | Why have they never put a traffic light here? | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
709 | I did hear them say the other day that they were tired of being called 'unidentified'. | 1.3310 | 0.04996 | 145 | 107 | 28 | 10 |
710 | It’s roomier, and it has a toilet. | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
711 | It's the extra space model. | 1.3309 | 0.05224 | 136 | 101 | 25 | 10 |
712 | They offered us 0% financing. | 1.3307 | 0.05596 | 127 | 96 | 20 | 11 |
713 | I said invasion, not vacation! | 1.3306 | 0.05808 | 124 | 95 | 17 | 12 |
714 | You have any jumper cables? | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
715 | what - we can’t all drive teslas | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
716 | Sure, the mileage stinks, but it sleeps 4! | 1.3297 | 0.04627 | 185 | 140 | 29 | 16 |
717 | No need to phone home in this bad boy! | 1.3296 | 0.04739 | 179 | 136 | 27 | 16 |
718 | It's okay for living in, but parking can be difficult on small planets | 1.3295 | 0.04573 | 173 | 128 | 33 | 12 |
719 | The wheels are just for show. | 1.3293 | 0.04667 | 164 | 121 | 32 | 11 |
720 | Your rear tractor beam is out. | 1.3293 | 0.04334 | 164 | 117 | 40 | 7 |
721 | Looking for reproductive healthcare since it was outlawed on earth | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
722 | To Yosemite and beyond.” | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
723 | We were parked at an overlook and suddenly there was this big bang! | 1.3291 | 0.04872 | 158 | 118 | 28 | 12 |
724 | That many light years? I don’t think Zorg can hold it in that long | 1.3291 | 0.04872 | 158 | 118 | 28 | 12 |
725 | Your brake lights are out! | 1.3290 | 0.04677 | 155 | 113 | 33 | 9 |
726 | This ISN'T Arizona, Doug! Just let me ask for directions | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
727 | You shoulda' seen their faces when we did a 'touch and go' off the aircraft carrier! | 1.3289 | 0.05168 | 149 | 113 | 23 | 13 |
728 | Did the word ‘unidentified’ really bother them that much? | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
729 | That’s not really camping! | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
730 | What were the odds we’d run into the Joneses? | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
731 | Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? Also, can we use your bathroom? | 1.3287 | 0.05324 | 143 | 109 | 21 | 13 |
732 | The light yearage is better than you'd expect. | 1.3281 | 0.05558 | 128 | 97 | 20 | 11 |
733 | I told you I needed space | 1.3280 | 0.04491 | 189 | 142 | 32 | 15 |
734 | Yep, mom and dad are officially old. | 1.3277 | 0.05737 | 119 | 90 | 19 | 10 |
735 | You pulling out? We'd like your space. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
736 | Roe vs. Wade was just overturned...we're heading to a more women-friendly planet. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
737 | What makes you so sure they won't suspect anything? | 1.3275 | 0.04530 | 171 | 126 | 34 | 11 |
738 | Tony? Tina? Is that you? | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
739 | I bet THEY don't pay $900 for each refueling! | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
740 | You're supposed to abduct them, not their lifestyle!!! | 1.3264 | 0.05292 | 144 | 110 | 21 | 13 |
741 | We found this little blue rest stop called 'Earth'. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
742 | Phil thinks it gives us freedom but I miss the house | 1.3261 | 0.04842 | 138 | 100 | 31 | 7 |
743 | Can you believe this baby gets 40 light years to the gallon? | 1.3256 | 0.04800 | 172 | 131 | 26 | 15 |
744 | We always wanted to explore the great outdoors. | 1.3255 | 0.03971 | 212 | 155 | 45 | 12 |
745 | Your space or ours? | 1.3252 | 0.04677 | 163 | 121 | 31 | 11 |
746 | The probe folds into a couch. | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
747 | Is there a dump station around here? | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
748 | So I guess these flying RV sightings aren't just a lot of BS! | 1.3245 | 0.04656 | 151 | 110 | 33 | 8 |
749 | We got tired of phoning home. | 1.3243 | 0.05093 | 148 | 112 | 24 | 12 |
750 | We're spending your inheritance. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
751 | We needed space in space | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
752 | Are you crazy? Have you seen the price of gas lately? | 1.3242 | 0.04606 | 182 | 138 | 29 | 15 |
753 | If it's rockin', don't come knockin'. | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
754 | No gas, no gravity, no problem. | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
755 | RV, meet ET. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
756 | Need anything from town? | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
757 | Excuse me, we seem to be lost. | 1.3237 | 0.04410 | 173 | 127 | 36 | 10 |
758 | We’d like to order two burgers and a shake, extra mayo. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
759 | It was the last item on our scavenger hunt list. | 1.3231 | 0.04661 | 130 | 92 | 34 | 4 |
760 | Do you all know how to get to the place that has all the alien sightings? | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
761 | The salesman said these tend to fly off the lot. | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 127 | 91 | 31 | 5 |
762 | Tourists. | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
763 | How many light years do you get to a gallon? | 1.3224 | 0.04904 | 152 | 114 | 27 | 11 |
764 | Which way to the Make Uranus Great rally? | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
765 | Wait, you get 20 galaxies to the milliliter AND you can poop in it? | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
766 | Can you believe it runs on fossil fuels? One wonders what earthlings will think of next -- fire? | 1.3220 | 0.04555 | 177 | 133 | 31 | 13 |
767 | Once we moved out here, we didn't have to worry about parking space. | 1.3219 | 0.04447 | 146 | 104 | 37 | 5 |
768 | We have to leave. Musk is taking over Twitter. | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
769 | We were looking for a parking place near the Kosher deli on Ludlow Street and things got out of hand. | 1.3219 | 0.05137 | 146 | 111 | 23 | 12 |
770 | I can’t find a parking spot either | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
771 | They don’t allow saucers at the KOA. | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
772 | Would you believe that it has less than 100,000 light years on it? | 1.3216 | 0.04440 | 171 | 126 | 35 | 10 |
773 | It’s very spacious | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
774 | Just stay on this pulsar beam for about 1.3827 light years, take a left when you get to Proxima B and you'll see the sign for the Quadrant Ω wormhole. Good thing you asked, Google Maps always screws it up. | 1.3214 | 0.04725 | 168 | 127 | 28 | 13 |
775 | Turns out they’re a lot less scared once they can identify the flying object. | 1.3212 | 0.04786 | 165 | 125 | 27 | 13 |
776 | We're on our way home after a month there. They will never believe in Flying Saucers and you won't believe the price of gas. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
777 | Look Mom, Aliens! | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
778 | Time travel gone wrong. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
779 | We got lost a century ago. | 1.3209 | 0.04808 | 134 | 97 | 31 | 6 |
780 | That's the third time this week you've parked somewhere without a meteor. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
781 | We clocked you going 35 in a 40,000 zone | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
782 | We’re making a few stops along the way, but New Mexico is our final destination too. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
783 | Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
784 | I told you we needed to take a left turn at Albuquerque. | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
785 | Gas is so high, we converted it to warp drive. | 1.3207 | 0.04497 | 184 | 139 | 31 | 14 |
786 | You needed to turn left at Mars. | 1.3205 | 0.04546 | 156 | 114 | 34 | 8 |
787 | Use your turn signal-you spacehole! | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
788 | So you also come in peace? | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
789 | This way people just drop by and we have them for supper | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
790 | No. It’s not a Tesla. | 1.3195 | 0.04849 | 169 | 130 | 24 | 15 |
791 | I told you not to cut them off | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
792 | Forget it - They only let you camp at Area 51, and that’s a real dump. | 1.3194 | 0.05182 | 144 | 110 | 22 | 12 |
793 | I'd hate to park that thing. | 1.3194 | 0.04586 | 144 | 104 | 34 | 6 |
794 | Go back to the last solar system. When you see the sun, it'll be the 3rd planet on the left. Fair warning, they're skittish around strangers. | 1.3194 | 0.04377 | 191 | 144 | 33 | 14 |
795 | This RV smells like Uranus. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
796 | Just want to warn you that Earth is closed due to bad weather. You might want to visit Omicron Persei 8 instead. | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
797 | Can you believe I got some aliens to trade me this for a plain old spaceship?!? | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
798 | We’re from the future.”—“We’re from Arkansas. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
799 | Nice wheels | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
800 | I think we are lost. It feels like we're driving in ellipses. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
801 | Sorry, R/Vs are not allowed on Saturn's rings. Take the Milky Way. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
802 | Live it up now before the kids arrive | 1.3179 | 0.04620 | 173 | 131 | 29 | 13 |
803 | It makes us feel like we're aliens from another planet. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
804 | It's a loaner. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
805 | Thanks for taking care of the plants! See you in two weeks! | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
806 | Day trippers, obviously. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
807 | 'Scuse us--which way to Mars? Haven't seen a sign for lightyears. | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
808 | This one has a working toilet" | 1.3174 | 0.04581 | 167 | 125 | 31 | 11 |
809 | And there’s the start of tourist season again | 1.3174 | 0.04659 | 167 | 126 | 29 | 12 |
810 | No. You take me to YOUR leader. | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
811 | Go on ahead. We'll meet you there in 3,000 years. | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
812 | So I told the Mrs. this will make it feel like we’re more on vacation than an expedition | 1.3171 | 0.04304 | 164 | 119 | 38 | 7 |
813 | We took the road less traveled on. It made no difference! | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
814 | Hi, we're lost in space and one of us can admit it. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
815 | It has all the conveniences, but terrible mileage. | 1.3168 | 0.04614 | 161 | 120 | 31 | 10 |
816 | Two solar systems ahead,a right at the quark,and look for the fossil fuel cloud. | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
817 | They probably came from some sci-fi film. If they were really from the future, they wouldn't look like us. | 1.3164 | 0.04750 | 177 | 137 | 24 | 16 |
818 | You still think it saves time to take the back roads? | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
819 | You're gonna wanna take a right at the Big Dipper. If you reach the moon you've gone too far. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
820 | You should turn around. There is no intelligent life down there. | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
821 | For the sake of the universe, you should really get something more fuel efficient. | 1.3158 | 0.04320 | 152 | 109 | 38 | 5 |
822 | The new model definitely looks roomier. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
823 | It's tough working remotely, but we're loving this galaxy! | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
824 | What's Grey Poupon? | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
825 | You can’t drive to earth in that….you’ll never blend in. | 1.3155 | 0.04317 | 168 | 123 | 37 | 8 |
826 | At $7 a gallon, we're cutting short our vacation/invasion." | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
827 | When gas hit $5.17 a gallon, we had to give up intergalactic travel. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
828 | We can land anywhere that has a Walmart parking lot . | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
829 | The only food truck for light years and they're out of guacamole! | 1.3150 | 0.05327 | 127 | 96 | 22 | 9 |
830 | Didn’t you hear me honk? | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
831 | There’s also a human sleeping in the back but we’ll figure that out later | 1.3145 | 0.05535 | 124 | 95 | 19 | 10 |
832 | Traveling light !! | 1.3143 | 0.04655 | 140 | 102 | 32 | 6 |
833 | I just think you should have thought about toilet facilities before you went intergalactic. | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
834 | It’s a loaner. Our ship’s in the shop. | 1.3143 | 0.04543 | 140 | 101 | 34 | 5 |
835 | Your turn signal's on !! | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
836 | This is actually great for long distance travel!” | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
837 | Find any good campsites? | 1.3140 | 0.05633 | 121 | 93 | 18 | 10 |
838 | Damn Snow birds! | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
839 | I know it's gaudy but it came with a nice snack on the inside. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
840 | Yeah, we're heading to Roswell with the kids again this year. But then we thought we'd check out some National parks afterward. | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
841 | Big party at the Jetsons tonight. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
842 | Do you know how to get to Roswell? | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
843 | Hey. Where’s Walmart? | 1.3132 | 0.04165 | 182 | 134 | 39 | 9 |
844 | We found it on eBay! | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
845 | Just hang a right at Saturn’s 2nd moon, then you’ll see the golden arches on your left. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
846 | We have so much more space. | 1.3129 | 0.04397 | 163 | 120 | 35 | 8 |
847 | The bad news is it gets terrible gas mileage. The good news is it has a bathroom. | 1.3128 | 0.04428 | 179 | 135 | 32 | 12 |
848 | It's hard to find parking for this thing, even all the way out here. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
849 | Which way to Yellowstone? | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
850 | My galactic positioning system also indicated that there was a waffle house here. | 1.3121 | 0.04595 | 157 | 117 | 31 | 9 |
851 | Oh right, like you blend. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
852 | Ugh, hipsters | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
853 | It’s recreational. | 1.3120 | 0.05497 | 125 | 96 | 19 | 10 |
854 | Have you seen our satellite dish? | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
855 | Take a left where? | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
856 | How many light-years per gallon does that thing get? | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
857 | Hey you guys gotta check out Area 51 down there -- Great tacos! | 1.3116 | 0.05122 | 138 | 105 | 23 | 10 |
858 | Why is it always two idiots in an R.V.? | 1.3116 | 0.05122 | 138 | 105 | 23 | 10 |
859 | Yes. It's a great way to see the universe once you retire. | 1.3114 | 0.04153 | 167 | 121 | 40 | 6 |
860 | You'll blend in fine, no one even noticed us. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
861 | Give me some space you wormhole. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
862 | Scotty? | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
863 | I thought you said the Robinson's wouldn't be here? Next year we're going to Earth like everyone else. | 1.3113 | 0.06049 | 106 | 82 | 15 | 9 |
864 | It's an Airless-stream. | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
865 | Excuse me, but have you welcomed into your hearts and wallets our lord and savior, Elon Musk? | 1.3109 | 0.05566 | 119 | 91 | 19 | 9 |
866 | You take a left at Albuquerque! | 1.3108 | 0.04968 | 148 | 113 | 24 | 11 |
867 | These aren't the droids you're looking for. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
868 | Sure, you'll blend in, but the gas prices are going to kill you. | 1.3103 | 0.04436 | 174 | 131 | 32 | 11 |
869 | Your left blinker has been on for the last three light years. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
870 | We just felt that flying saucers were so...cliché | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
871 | I hear there are still a few places left behind the moon but you'd better hurry | 1.3101 | 0.04390 | 158 | 116 | 35 | 7 |
872 | It's an RV. Why do you ask? | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
873 | We missed Musk’s Tesla space shot but we did get this one. | 1.3099 | 0.04377 | 142 | 102 | 36 | 4 |
874 | We'd hoped we could get away from that megalomaniac Elon Musk, but one of his damn Teslas has been tailing us for the past 300,000 miles. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
875 | electric or gas? | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
876 | Google Maps said take a right at Jupiter, but that can't be right. | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
877 | We figured gas was cheaper in space | 1.3094 | 0.05291 | 139 | 108 | 19 | 12 |
878 | It's just a loaner. | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 106 | 23 | 10 |
879 | Ooo cool retro! Wait, that's what I was going to say! | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
880 | Sure, filling the tank is a downside. On the upside, we no longer have to travel six thousand light years to use the restroom. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
881 | We're hoping to abduct well into retirement with this thing. | 1.3091 | 0.04435 | 165 | 123 | 33 | 9 |
882 | No more anal probes for us, we retired. | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
883 | We decided that flying is just too expensive this year. | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
884 | You should visit Earth. Much more spacious. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
885 | Directions? Sorry, we're new to the galaxy ourselves. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
886 | License and registration,please. Do you know the velocity you were going? | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
887 | When did they put Earth on the no fly list?" | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
888 | We just checked in on them, actually. They still haven't figured out what the pyramids can do, but a while ago they learned how to burn fossilized plant matter for fuel. I know — insane. So they're fucked if they don't figure out the pyramids soon. | 1.3083 | 0.05773 | 120 | 94 | 15 | 11 |
889 | The Earth? I don't know. It was here when we visited last summer. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
890 | He's decided to 'oldly' go where no one's gone before. | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
891 | Sorry, no Korean burritos, only artisanal Moonpies. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
892 | Earth is overrated. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
893 | Just saying if you are solar there's an eclipse in an hour. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
894 | Just take a left 356,154,896,500 miles from here and you're pretty much there. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
895 | Lift off's a little clunky, but it really sticks the landing! | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
896 | Ask them if they know where to get cheap gas. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
897 | Imagine the gas that thing burns. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
898 | Honey, do you see that unidentified driving object? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
899 | You'll get it when you have kids. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
900 | Ugh, more aliens trying to cross the border. Alright, open up the back. | 1.3071 | 0.05535 | 127 | 99 | 17 | 11 |
901 | Get that out of the express lane! | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
902 | They’ve gone native. | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
903 | Stay out of Roswell.” | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
904 | It doesn't get as many galaxies per gallon, but it does have a couch that turns into a bed. | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
905 | I’d hold off for a bit. They’re just about done killings themselves off, then it’s just about picking which house you want. | 1.3065 | 0.05513 | 124 | 96 | 18 | 10 |
906 | Now that's what I call space junk! | 1.3065 | 0.05393 | 124 | 95 | 20 | 9 |
907 | Sorry to trouble you, but would you happen to know where we are? | 1.3062 | 0.04856 | 160 | 124 | 23 | 13 |
908 | what on earth are you driving? | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
909 | We’re on empty. Do y’all happen to know where the closest gas planet is? | 1.3061 | 0.04590 | 147 | 109 | 31 | 7 |
910 | We are a little worried about the dumping station. | 1.3060 | 0.05106 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 9 |
911 | Don't we have enough earth trash up here. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
912 | Hi! We heard you provide an abortion facility. | 1.3060 | 0.05321 | 134 | 104 | 19 | 11 |
913 | You're parked in my space. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
914 | Are the gas prices cheaper in this neck of the woods? | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
915 | Nobody knows you're an ET when you drive these things. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
916 | What are they doing in our Compact Only parking spot? | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
917 | Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
918 | No, no. The turn for Andromeda was four light years back. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
919 | No, not great mileage, but when we land, we'll blend. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
920 | Camouflage. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
921 | Let’s see them call THIS an UNIDENTIFIED Flying Object. | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
922 | Is there a gas planet close by? | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
923 | I knew this would happen once we allowed "space tourism." | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
924 | How far to Wall Drug? | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
925 | Without a reservation you'll never get a campsite | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
926 | When in Roswell… | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
927 | Nice just to get right away from it all. | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
928 | No dazzling lights, but it does have four-way flashers. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
929 | It goes without saying that it has satellite TV. | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
930 | Sure, laugh. But your nearest rest area is past Pluto | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
931 | I told you Google Maps was wrong! | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
932 | In space, no one can hear your noisy muffler. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
933 | We got it at the species extinction sale on Earth. | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
934 | Can you point us in the direction of the Walmart parking lot? | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
935 | The mileage isn't stellar but the comfort is astronomical. | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
936 | We wanted to appear less suspicious. | 1.3038 | 0.04372 | 158 | 117 | 34 | 7 |
937 | There just doesn't seem to be enough space to park this thing. | 1.3037 | 0.05180 | 135 | 104 | 21 | 10 |
938 | First galaxy on the left, two stars right, Starbuck's. Can't miss it! | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
939 | Wow, I haven't seen one of those since 2525 . . . | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
940 | It’s a little campy, no? | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
941 | It’s a clunker, but it gets 30 light-years per gallon. | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
942 | For the last time, your grandmother and I are not going to a hotel! | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
943 | illegal aliens! | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
944 | We were hoping to get away. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
945 | It's a Teslabago and no we're not lost in space! | 1.3028 | 0.04996 | 142 | 109 | 23 | 10 |
946 | Excuse me, “Can you you tell me where the closest Wal-Mart is?” | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
947 | I see you downsized. | 1.3023 | 0.04618 | 129 | 94 | 31 | 4 |
948 | Once we got it, no one ever looked at us twice. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
949 | I wouldn't bother... that planet's toast! | 1.3017 | 0.05506 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
950 | It's a universal sign of aging. | 1.3017 | 0.05640 | 116 | 90 | 17 | 9 |
951 | Yeah, the mileage sucks, but great Wi-Fi! | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
952 | We're looking for cheaper gas.....take us to your liter! | 1.3015 | 0.05147 | 136 | 105 | 21 | 10 |
953 | We missed the offramp. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
954 | Are you here for the Trump rally too? | 1.3015 | 0.05455 | 136 | 108 | 15 | 13 |
955 | Remember when it was just the two of us in a flying saucer? | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
956 | I know what you're thinking, but actually it gets 20 light-years to the gallon. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
957 | Anywhere but Earth, am I right!?! | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
958 | It's on our bucket list. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
959 | It’s not about the jump to light speed, it’s about the journey | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
960 | we swapped ours for this at burning man | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
961 | Take a left at which planet? | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
962 | I thought you said we were in the middle of nowhere | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
963 | Once we get on a highway, no one will notice. | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
964 | It's got a toilet! | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
965 | Siri told us to take the second black hole on the left. | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
966 | They must’ve used MapQuest as well. | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
967 | Let me guess, Disneyland? | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
968 | No, no, don’t skip Earth. It’s wild down there. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
969 | Ooh, what kind of mileage you get with that thing? | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
970 | We really blended in when humans could afford to drive these. | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
971 | If we let them in, we’re going to have to pump out the tank that much sooner. | 1.3000 | 0.05311 | 130 | 101 | 19 | 10 |
972 | Do you know where we can find a proton station with clean rest rooms? | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
973 | We always wanted to see the interstate at rush hour. | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
974 | He said, first star on the left and then straight on until morning. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
975 | ...and you can't miss the Grand Canyon! | 1.3000 | 0.05311 | 130 | 101 | 19 | 10 |
976 | Parking can be a problem. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
977 | Ask them how many light years per gallon they get. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
978 | With the price of gas, they're practically giving them away. | 1.3000 | 0.06276 | 100 | 79 | 12 | 9 |
979 | You guys know of any place we can empty our sewage tank? | 1.2994 | 0.04536 | 167 | 128 | 28 | 11 |
980 | Well, Joe and Marge finally did it. They say it's a lifestyle. | 1.2994 | 0.04736 | 157 | 121 | 25 | 11 |
981 | Where can we find the planet with the cheapest fossil-fuel? | 1.2994 | 0.04736 | 157 | 121 | 25 | 11 |
982 | You mind giving us a tow back to Jupiter? | 1.2993 | 0.04570 | 147 | 110 | 30 | 7 |
983 | I asked Siri for directions to Albuquerque, but she gave us Alpha Centauri. | 1.2993 | 0.05218 | 137 | 107 | 19 | 11 |
984 | Only thing worth saving down there. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
985 | Here's looking at you looking at us. | 1.2992 | 0.04784 | 127 | 94 | 28 | 5 |
986 | Good news—Roswell no longer requires masks for intergalactic travelers. | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
987 | We'll see what you're driving once you spawn a brood or two. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
988 | We’re just out here searching for signs of intelligent Van Life. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
989 | We told you to bring us some Arby’s, not an RV. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
990 | It won’t go light speed but it does have a kitchen. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
991 | We heard there was an abortion clinic up here, could you point us in the right direction? | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
992 | Say did we miss the turn to Amdromeda? | 1.2987 | 0.04710 | 154 | 118 | 26 | 10 |
993 | Y'all would not believe the fucking planet we just came from. Yo, they are SO FUCKED. | 1.2987 | 0.05057 | 154 | 122 | 18 | 14 |
994 | Avoid the Milky Way. It’s down to one lane around Alpha Centauri. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
995 | And it has a tape deck! | 1.2986 | 0.04631 | 144 | 108 | 29 | 7 |
996 | When we retire let’s get an RV and see the universe. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
997 | The mileage isn’t great, but the ride is out of this world! | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
998 | They taste like chicken. | 1.2984 | 0.05489 | 124 | 97 | 17 | 10 |
999 | The next rest stop is 3 light years away. | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
1000 | Stay in your own lane!!! | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1001 | You're the real fools if you're still paying for hotels out here! | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1002 | Yeah, a vintage Winnebago, Picked it up in California in 1970. Wild times, man. | 1.2981 | 0.04650 | 161 | 124 | 26 | 11 |
1003 | It has satellite communications, but the only channel in our language is something called Howard Stern. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1004 | Oh yeah, you can park wherever you want down there. They appear to only regulate uteruses and marriage. | 1.2981 | 0.06092 | 104 | 82 | 13 | 9 |
1005 | Earth is not cool. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1006 | We're headed for Saturn. It's in retro-grade. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1007 | I wonder if they are transporting illegal aliens in that?! | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
1008 | We decided to live in here until rents ease up. | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
1009 | Mildred, I’m telling you this is a classic and will never go out of style. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1010 | It's cute but I am waiting for the new Tesla | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
1011 | Their translation device stinks... they expected to Win A Bagel. | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
1012 | The road less traveled? Ask him what a road is. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1013 | Earth? Yeah, it’s the next right, but I should warn you—they don’t even treat their females like humans so God knows what they’ll do to us. | 1.2973 | 0.05808 | 111 | 87 | 15 | 9 |
1014 | Look Andy, they're flying our missing hubcap. | 1.2973 | 0.04932 | 148 | 115 | 22 | 11 |
1015 | They weren’t kidding about the #vanlife thing! | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1016 | Eight light years on one tankful. Thank God for President Musk. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1017 | He didn’t signal! | 1.2971 | 0.05082 | 138 | 107 | 21 | 10 |
1018 | We just got back from Earth. Don't bother. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1019 | We pulled you over for driving under the speed of light. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1020 | We just wanted to get away for the Eon | 1.2970 | 0.06221 | 101 | 80 | 12 | 9 |
1021 | Be home by ten! | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
1022 | Gas mileage is way better up here! | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
1023 | Texas, if you're just looking to empty your refuse tank. | 1.2968 | 0.04944 | 155 | 122 | 20 | 13 |
1024 | Trust us, you don't want to land there. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1025 | Do you think they’re traveling to find abortion care too? | 1.2966 | 0.05934 | 118 | 95 | 11 | 12 |
1026 | I got an upgrade! | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
1027 | 42! | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1028 | They're hard core in to vintage | 1.2963 | 0.04541 | 162 | 124 | 28 | 10 |
1029 | The humans seemed worried about Unidentified Flying Objects, so we thought this would ease their minds. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1030 | It 's a UFO in outer space!!!" | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
1031 | Second star to the right then straight on til morning. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1032 | Yes,we got for a steal at place called Area 51. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1033 | It looked a lot better from a distance | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1034 | I didn't know Tesla made rvs! | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1035 | I’m pretty sure we’re not supposed to be in the left lane. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1036 | Wait until they see how many light years to the charge they get! | 1.2959 | 0.04163 | 169 | 126 | 36 | 7 |
1037 | Oh man, a '79 Winnebago! Far out. | 1.2958 | 0.04875 | 142 | 109 | 24 | 9 |
1038 | I told you to ask for directions instead of following the”up” sign. | 1.2957 | 0.04617 | 115 | 83 | 30 | 2 |
1039 | Their GPS is as bad as ours! | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1040 | Once we were carefree and childless, too. | 1.2956 | 0.04768 | 159 | 124 | 23 | 12 |
1041 | ET meet RV | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1042 | Clearly they’re envious of our aerodynamic design. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1043 | We tried to assimilate in Florida, but the people’s views were much too alien. | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1044 | We always wanted to spend our retirement seeing more of the universe. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1045 | They may have caught up with us up here, but we’ll leave’em in the dust once we get’em on the ground. | 1.2950 | 0.04838 | 139 | 106 | 25 | 8 |
1046 | Your tires are a little over inflated | 1.2950 | 0.04838 | 139 | 106 | 25 | 8 |
1047 | Space rage has certainly gotten worse since the pandemic” | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
1048 | We have plenty of space here. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1049 | This summer we’re colonizing in comfort. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1050 | They've been on our bumper for 30 parsecs, pull over and let them pass. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1051 | Don't laugh it's paid for. | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1052 | Are you guys headed to Burning Man too? | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
1053 | we're not cooking meth, we just like the aesthetic! | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1054 | We’re loving retirement! | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1055 | Yeah, it's roomy, but a tank of gas is out of this world. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1056 | Must be that super hi octane gas. | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1057 | There was this humming noise and a beam of green light,and then we ended up in this 1970s sitcom. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1058 | Area 51? , No, never heard of it. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1059 | Normally we don't let strangers use our toilet, but since you asked so nicely, come on over | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1060 | Finally, we found a place to park | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
1061 | We're headed for Mars, the price of gas on Earth is skyrocketing! | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1062 | Your left rear tire is low. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1063 | You go to Florida, we'll go to Arizona, and we'll meet back here to laugh at the ridiculous people we've encountered… | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1064 | ahhhhhh… the 2077 model, nice. what kind of mileage you getting? | 1.2937 | 0.04486 | 160 | 122 | 29 | 9 |
1065 | About 3 more light years and you're there. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
1066 | That’s a great way to disguise re-entry. | 1.2937 | 0.04517 | 126 | 92 | 31 | 3 |
1067 | You wanna race? | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1068 | If you go, do not miss Disney World. | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1069 | Y’all goin’ probin’? | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1070 | How far do we have to go to get away from the crowd? | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1071 | We heard a place called Roswell has great camping, do you know how to get there? | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1072 | Yes, it is a little slower but it's got shag carpet. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1073 | Yo, which way to Burning Man ? | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
1074 | I can see they've been to earth before. | 1.2927 | 0.04431 | 123 | 89 | 32 | 2 |
1075 | Those darn RV'S are always taking up space. | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1076 | So they did go electric! | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1077 | Sure, it gets better fuel economy, but does it sleep four? | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1078 | OMG, it's Clarence driving and Ginny navigating | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1079 | Let’s not alienate aliens! | 1.2927 | 0.05624 | 123 | 98 | 14 | 11 |
1080 | 'What do you mean by the "right of way"?" | 1.2925 | 0.04651 | 147 | 112 | 27 | 8 |
1081 | It's so much nicer than those Air B&B's. | 1.2925 | 0.04446 | 147 | 110 | 31 | 6 |
1082 | DON’T PANIC | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1083 | 44 gallons per light year means a lot of overnights. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1084 | We got this for a really good price on Earth, apparently they are going back to office after a pandemic. | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
1085 | This thing makes the worst crop circles. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1086 | Another gas guzzler! | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1087 | I told you not to take the Alpha Centauri route - we're going to get stuck behind one of those damn RVs again! | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1088 | The mileage is horrible but it has a bathroom | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1089 | Look, Honey, that's the same roadster you had when we were dating! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1090 | We picked it up with a lovely family in Arizona | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1091 | Can you folks recommend a nice galaxy to stop for the night? | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1092 | So...Einstein was right. | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1093 | Oh look honey green trash | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1094 | Earth is giving away all the gas guzzlers. They finally went solar! | 1.2913 | 0.05257 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
1095 | Bathroom. | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
1096 | Looks like the Evans got that sports car. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
1097 | We should have bought a Prius. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
1098 | Seems like we’re in yet another Space Jam | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
1099 | Hey, do you two play bridge | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1100 | It's not as fast as yours, but has a much better bathroom. | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1101 | Earth? Missable. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1102 | We traded with an earthling ! He said we would be the coolest aliens in the galaxy ! | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1103 | Recalculating | 1.2909 | 0.05826 | 110 | 87 | 14 | 9 |
1104 | The Trump escape caravan has started | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1105 | Yes we’re living in a camper. Real estate prices are out of this world. | 1.2909 | 0.05826 | 110 | 87 | 14 | 9 |
1106 | Are you looking for an abortion, too? | 1.2909 | 0.05826 | 110 | 87 | 14 | 9 |
1107 | Do they look too weird to ask for directions? | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1108 | Who's Hal?" | 1.2908 | 0.04986 | 141 | 110 | 21 | 10 |
1109 | The next gas station is a few lightyears away. | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
1110 | The blue planet overcharges for gas. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1111 | With a grill outside, the humans actually come to us! | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1112 | Trust us they still wont believe in our existence | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1113 | we were driving down this canyon on mars, then, Zap, we were abducted by aliens. | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1114 | Skip Earth. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1115 | Do you know if we'll have to wear masks? (I am submitting this caption on behalf of my 90 year old mother, and subscriber, Joyce Welz. She does not have a computer and therefore could not submit this on her own.) | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1116 | We're doing it all: Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, and Tatooine. | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
1117 | If I needed directions I would have brought along our GPS satellite. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1118 | Well. there goes the universe! | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1119 | Can you tell us how to get to Denny's? | 1.2899 | 0.05060 | 138 | 108 | 20 | 10 |
1120 | Have you seen our kids? | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
1121 | Sometimes you have to slow down and smell the quasars. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1122 | We did a swap with some Earthlings and they crashed it at Roswell. | 1.2897 | 0.06087 | 107 | 86 | 11 | 10 |
1123 | Yes, it's roomy, but the mileage is terrible! | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
1124 | See that clunker?! Flying saucers are soooo 1947 | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1125 | It doesn’t go warp speed but we were tired of stopping in every solar system for a restroom. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
1126 | It was only driven on Sundays by a little old lady from…I think it was Petaluma or Pluto | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
1127 | It’s the Millennium Winnebago. We’re going nowhere fast. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
1128 | Can we borrow your GPS? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1129 | Wow, they have a lot of space. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1130 | They bought it on Earth, and now they're over the moon. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1131 | 100 lightyears to the gallon. How 'bout you? | 1.2887 | 0.04955 | 142 | 111 | 21 | 10 |
1132 | Is there a place around here to eat with a nice atmosphere? | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1133 | Are you guys going to Coachella? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1134 | Pardon me… do you have any Greys Poupon? | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1135 | The gas mileage is really not that bad. | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
1136 | Hey, do you guys have my Amazon package? | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1137 | How did you get here so fast? | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1138 | is Earth after Mars or before | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1139 | Hey, Where'd you get that? | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
1140 | There's a bed in the back -- why didn't we think of that? | 1.2880 | 0.04372 | 125 | 91 | 32 | 2 |
1141 | Mel Brooks thought this would be funny. | 1.2879 | 0.05105 | 132 | 103 | 20 | 9 |
1142 | Ours has a bathroom. | 1.2878 | 0.05231 | 139 | 111 | 16 | 12 |
1143 | We sold the house when we retired and decided to hit the universe in an RV. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1144 | I know it's ugly, but you won't believe the trunk space | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1145 | In all the galaxy we get behind a a slow moving space trailer! | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1146 | I think we found one they’ll be able to identify. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1147 | We're heading to the North Rim of the Grand Nebula. | 1.2871 | 0.06026 | 101 | 80 | 13 | 8 |
1148 | We picked it up in Roswell. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1149 | Stay in your lane, bro! | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
1150 | Earth is haveing a yard sale | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1151 | It has a cassette player! | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1152 | We’re going to Disneyverse! | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1153 | We may be a flying object, but we won't be unidentified | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1154 | Well, the Grand Canyon was kind of meh… | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1155 | We're going to Disneyland! | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1156 | What’s up? | 1.2869 | 0.05759 | 122 | 99 | 11 | 12 |
1157 | A retired couple in New Mexico swapped us for this neat RV! | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
1158 | We've looked everywhere and gas is way too expensive! | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1159 | Chocolate with sprinkles, please! | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1160 | We agree. Gas prices are out of this world! | 1.2868 | 0.04995 | 136 | 106 | 21 | 9 |
1161 | it only gets 20 lightyears to the gallon but we needed extra space | 1.2868 | 0.04995 | 136 | 106 | 21 | 9 |
1162 | Earth? OK, keep going straight ’til you see Jupiter, hang a right, and follow the signs for Roswell. | 1.2867 | 0.04762 | 150 | 117 | 23 | 10 |
1163 | ''Their television commercials are very convincing." | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1164 | Boy, they take up a lot of space | 1.2857 | 0.04892 | 140 | 109 | 22 | 9 |
1165 | Only 3x10(-12) light years per gallon, but we save so much on meals and hotel rooms | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1166 | It's cute, but they've got no room for kids or luggage. | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1167 | I know those people. Where did they get the money to buy a sports car? | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1168 | To boldly go where no Winnebago has gone before. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1169 | RV phone home. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1170 | Sure the MPG is great, but look how cramped they are! | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1171 | If you’re stuck, we have room in the back. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
1172 | Immigrants! | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1173 | How many galaxies to the gallon? | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1174 | Did they get here by airstream? | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1175 | Breaking Bad | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
1176 | Excuse me, are you leaving? | 1.2857 | 0.06497 | 91 | 73 | 10 | 8 |
1177 | No dear, we are not getting an RV. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1178 | They call it a URFO, an unidentified recreational flying object. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1179 | Remember when those round edges used to be the style? | 1.2847 | 0.04963 | 137 | 107 | 21 | 9 |
1180 | We put it down on earth, went for a walk, and now it's a meth lab. | 1.2847 | 0.05070 | 137 | 108 | 19 | 10 |
1181 | I think Elon has finally started to crack. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
1182 | You wouldn't believe the deal we got for the saucer. | 1.2847 | 0.04389 | 137 | 102 | 31 | 4 |
1183 | Talk about a road to nowhere! | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1184 | Sorry- we ran out of gas- do you have anything besides nitrogen, argon, or oxygen up here? This thing only likes the expensive high-octane stuff... | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1185 | Dealer said it’s designed for off roading. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1186 | Oh, just the usual vacation. You know, mutilate some cattle, probe some Earthlings. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1187 | Get out of the left lane, shit head! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1188 | ...and we can move our tiny house anywhere! | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1189 | So much better than the sliced bread we brought back last time. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1190 | I THINK WE MISSED THE LAST TURN! | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1191 | Stay away, honey. It looks like Earth has a Florida, too. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1192 | We have space issues | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1193 | Trust me. You don't want to go there. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1194 | You said "fly me to the moon"... | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1195 | It’s way safer since he installed air brakes. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1196 | They're easier to lure in for a probe when they think they're getting a lift to someplace called "the concert". | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1197 | Yeah, well we like our creature comforts. | 1.2843 | 0.04902 | 102 | 75 | 25 | 2 |
1198 | Don’t worry honey, they’re empty nesters | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1199 | You like our camouflage? | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1200 | Don't bother with the Big Dipper, you can't swim in it. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1201 | We’ve advanced way beyond the flying saucer. | 1.2839 | 0.04366 | 155 | 118 | 30 | 7 |
1202 | Sorry, we finished our last jar of Grey Poupon just after we left the solar system: | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
1203 | We’re kinda lost, but he refuses to ask for directions, as usual. | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1204 | These retired aliens really clog up the pathways. | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
1205 | This was the only thing our insurance would cover | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
1206 | We're lost! Do you have Google Maps? | 1.2836 | 0.04925 | 134 | 104 | 22 | 8 |
1207 | Gets infinite miles per gallon | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1208 | Does Earth have a plug-in? | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1209 | It's awful on mileage, but it's great for abductions! | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1210 | We bought it used from 'Best Ride Clyde'. Just as he says,'Only His Prices are Down to Earth'. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1211 | Don't bother stopping by Earth. Gas prices are through the roof. | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
1212 | We're camping at Roswell, how about you? | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
1213 | I dunnoknow, about 0.0000000000025 light years per gallon. | 1.2832 | 0.05687 | 113 | 90 | 14 | 9 |
1214 | We've abandoned the extraterrestrial life for the Van Life. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1215 | Please turn down your radio. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1216 | We're headed for Las Vegas. You? | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1217 | Could you direct us back to the West Side Highway? | 1.2826 | 0.04931 | 138 | 108 | 21 | 9 |
1218 | Good call on the RV, the flying saucer looks totally clichè on the road. | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
1219 | Are you the guys that started making 'Back to the future IV' and disappeared fifty years ago? | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1220 | We always seem to run into Lori and Larry every floating holiday. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1221 | Our probing days are over. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1222 | If you looking to go to a place where women have rights, keep driving, earth isn't it | 1.2823 | 0.05439 | 124 | 99 | 15 | 10 |
1223 | These teens drive around like there's no end of space. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1224 | Bill just pull over and ask for directions— we should be at the next nebula by now. | 1.2823 | 0.05317 | 124 | 98 | 17 | 9 |
1225 | just stay away from Roswell and you'll be fine | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
1226 | It’s always the empty nesters with the sports car. | 1.2823 | 0.05317 | 124 | 98 | 17 | 9 |
1227 | HE wanted to fly economy. | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
1228 | These retirees are REALLY trying to piss off Musk. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1229 | New model, it’s called The E.T.R.V. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1230 | take a sharp left then look for the big woman holding a torch! | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1231 | Watch where you’re going, ya space hog! | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1232 | 'Wheels.' They reduce friction when you travel on something called 'terrain.' | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1233 | I don’t know, I think they’re still going to know you’re aliens | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1234 | We got it from a guy name Walter White. | 1.2812 | 0.05075 | 128 | 100 | 20 | 8 |
1235 | We took a wrong turn somewhere, but he refuses to ask for directions. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1236 | We love it. It sleeps four with lots of room for abductions and anal probing.” | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
1237 | Okay, here's the plan: We invite them over for burgers, and then you move in with the probe. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1238 | Don't stop at the blue planet. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1239 | How’s the parking? | 1.2810 | 0.05533 | 121 | 97 | 14 | 10 |
1240 | Can you float us some gas money? | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
1241 | I said 5073, not 1973! | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1242 | Gas mileage is relative. | 1.2808 | 0.04319 | 146 | 110 | 31 | 5 |
1243 | Ever heard of a turn signal? | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1244 | It’s called a Winnebago. We lifted it off Earth with our tractor beam. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1245 | We just thought hey, why not treat ourselves? | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1246 | Do you know if there are any camping spots open on Planet K9X2W? | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1247 | I told you not to follow GPS. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1248 | It’s a Whinney Bagel. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1249 | I said we should have made an effort to blend in more. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1250 | The closest you can get to the park's south entrance is the Moon. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1251 | And how many miles per galaxy do you get in yours? | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1252 | What we're really after is authenticity. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1253 | Told u we had to turn left | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
1254 | You should have thought about that before you left the solar system. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1255 | Excuse me, could you point us back to Galaxy Z? That construction detour was an absolute black hole. | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1256 | How far is the next charging station? | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1257 | Ask them if they have change for meteor parking. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1258 | Well, yeah, it has their addiction to excess written all over it but now Mindy and I wouldn't go any other way. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
1259 | It’s an identifiable flying object. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1260 | Can we help? You look like you're from out of town. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1261 | Can you give us directions to Woodstock? | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
1262 | Finally you ask for directions. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1263 | We thought we'd try a super-identifiable flying object. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1264 | If you sit at the campground and listen to them talk about gas mileage, they don't really care if you aren't human. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1265 | It costs a fortune to gas up at the little blue planet. | 1.2789 | 0.04505 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
1266 | I can't hear you! I'm going to roll down the window! | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1267 | Sure it’s roomier, but the cost of gas is out of this universe. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1268 | It feels like we've been driving for light-years. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1269 | You two can’t afford home prices either? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1270 | Is yours an EV? | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1271 | This way we don't have to phone home. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1272 | It's called an UBBO, Unidentified But Boring Flying Object. The humans leave us alone. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1273 | Did you just see that big yellow schoolbus too? | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1274 | If anyone asks , we’re from Europe. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1275 | We always choose the parking with the best view. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1276 | ran out of fuel, those idiots used their own planet as fuel | 1.2783 | 0.05599 | 115 | 92 | 14 | 9 |
1277 | do you guys have fuel? | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
1278 | Nomadland? Frances McDormand? Great film! GREAT film! | 1.2781 | 0.04619 | 151 | 118 | 24 | 9 |
1279 | Bear left at the rings, take another left just before the asteroid field, then go straight for two or three parsecs and you’ll see it on your right. You can’t miss it. | 1.2778 | 0.05119 | 126 | 99 | 19 | 8 |
1280 | That's it. We are done chasing you kids all over the universe--get back in the house! Now! | 1.2778 | 0.05119 | 126 | 99 | 19 | 8 |
1281 | Oh look, honey. Green nomads. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1282 | Well , there goes the neighborhood . | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1283 | Meet you in Roswell. | 1.2778 | 0.04571 | 162 | 128 | 23 | 11 |
1284 | Idiots! You can't fly past the I.S.S. in that. They'll know you're not one of them. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1285 | Do you mind if we use the bathroom? The next rest stop is 5,000 lightyears away. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1286 | Turns out “hitch your wagon to a star” was simply an idiom on Earth | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1287 | Should we tell them there's a big tailgate party raging on that little blue rest stop down there? | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
1288 | You take the first left black hole and a sharp right towards earth, you can gas up there. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
1289 | Sup boomers?!? 🛸 | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
1290 | There's nothing like camping under the stars | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
1291 | The most unusual specimens are at RV parks--just leave a trail of pork rinds. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1292 | We decided to go vintage | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
1293 | Agreed. This whole Uber versus Taxi thing is getting tired. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1294 | at the next light, take a left | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1295 | As far as comfort, the earthlings are light years ahead of us! | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1296 | Sorry, don’t know where Tattoine is—we are from Scottsdale. | 1.2768 | 0.05559 | 112 | 89 | 15 | 8 |
1297 | Seriously? The next rest area is in 43 light years. | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1298 | They threw in a map to the stars, but it turned out to be terrestrial. | 1.2766 | 0.04838 | 141 | 111 | 21 | 9 |
1299 | Oh, stop your gawking. You know we can’t afford that. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1300 | Where’s your camping permit? | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1301 | You should have asked how many light years per gallon before you made the trade. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1302 | We took the left turn at Albuquerque, and it brought us right to Area 51. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1303 | I hate these motorhome drivers- they never pull over to let you pass.... | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1304 | They look nice. Let's invite them over for drinks. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1305 | Hello, this is roadside assistance, how can we help you? | 1.2762 | 0.05820 | 105 | 84 | 13 | 8 |
1306 | NO, ‘’Gramps’ is not racing you. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1307 | It's fun but the cost of fuel is out of this world!" | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1308 | But we didn't call for pizza | 1.2761 | 0.05124 | 134 | 107 | 17 | 10 |
1309 | That's a cool rig...what planet are you from? | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1310 | We’re on vacation. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1311 | We're an intergalactic RV, not a food truck. So blast off. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1312 | Go three constellations and turn left, you can't miss it. | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1313 | We worry about black holes not pot holes. | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1314 | Where's the ramp for Intergalactic-95? | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1315 | It’s not a UFO. It’s probably just a billionaire space tourist from another planet. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1316 | The earthlings we’re delicious, but this spacecraft is junk! | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1317 | Earth, right? | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1318 | Don't bother, all the good spots are already taken | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1319 | Oh it's all "You're welcome" and "Have a nice day" - but good luck finding parking. | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1320 | 'Plus there's room for our fishing gear, hunting gear and a small death ray' | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1321 | Why can't they just enjoy the universe without bringing their whole house into space? | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1322 | No, you're supposed to yield | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1323 | I couldn’t care LESS about aero-effing-dynamics! | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1324 | Fuel prices are out of this world on that planet. | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
1325 | Forget the leader. Ask to see the Winnebago dealer. | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1326 | I hate being judged. We should have brought the Tesla. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1327 | I wouldn’t bother going if I were you, Pluto is a much nicer spot | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1328 | We have enough taco trucks. Thanks anyway. | 1.2746 | 0.04486 | 142 | 109 | 27 | 6 |
1329 | This is not just a visit, we're considering permanent residence. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1330 | Y’all ain’t from around here, are ya? | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1331 | Yeah, I know it’s an import; but it has a bathroom. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1332 | We got a deal on this retro camper model. The problem is that it runs on gas. What's gas? | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1333 | We've fallen in love with their culture. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1334 | Our GPS has been completely useless out here. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1335 | No, sorry we're the only food truck in this orbit. | 1.2743 | 0.05657 | 113 | 91 | 13 | 9 |
1336 | No,this is not a Meth Lab | 1.2743 | 0.05657 | 113 | 91 | 13 | 9 |
1337 | Ah to be young and warp-speed tolerant again. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1338 | Found this spacious vehicle in a junk heap on Planet Earth! | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1339 | We thought we could catch the game without arousing suspicion if we arrived in this. | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1340 | So much for 'Take me to your cheapest gas.' | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1341 | Do y'all know where we can unload the shitter? | 1.2742 | 0.05412 | 124 | 100 | 14 | 10 |
1342 | The mileage is surprisingly good. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1343 | Huh. Maybe we didn't need the wheels after all. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1344 | This little place called earth is really cheap right now and we've always wanted to go | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1345 | The closest trailer park is about six light-years back in that direction. | 1.2740 | 0.04910 | 146 | 117 | 18 | 11 |
1346 | You haven't seen our son, flying a bike by moonlight ...? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1347 | Don't stop at the 3rd planet. They shoot everything in sight and the price of gas is out of this world. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1348 | We're arresting you for violating the law of aerodynamics. | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
1349 | That's all fine and well, but what if you don't make it to the next charging station? | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1350 | Excuse me, do you know where we can find a gas giant around here? | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1351 | A red Tesla just cut us off. Did you see which way it went? | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1352 | We’re loving all this space. | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1353 | Zaxon bought it on E-bay; it’s called a Winnebago. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
1354 | our ship is in the shop-- this is a rental. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
1355 | Whatever you do, don’t stop for gas in California. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
1356 | Where is the nearest RV park? | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1357 | The welcome's warmer if you're identifiable. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1358 | I think we missed an exit back there. | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1359 | I gotta be honest. I enjoy being envied. | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
1360 | We're going to spend a few months just seeing the galaxy first. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1361 | No, I do not want to race. | 1.2727 | 0.04391 | 121 | 90 | 29 | 2 |
1362 | We're lost. Is there a Space Camp around here? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1363 | We’d suggest skipping the third planet from the sun. That place is crazy. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1364 | Terrible milage, but there's a fridge. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1365 | The dealer in Roswell gave us a great deal on our trade-in. | 1.2727 | 0.05249 | 121 | 96 | 17 | 8 |
1366 | Yes,it's much roomier, but the conversion costs are astronomic. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 121 | 89 | 31 | 1 |
1367 | Hey, if you are looking for a place to camp, you have to turn back about 5000 light years, then look for a campground. Hopefully they are still open. | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1368 | Just a few modifications, and, boom, | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1369 | Ever since Elon Musk bought the USPS, our delivery routes have gotten longer! | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
1370 | They’re all over the third planet from the sun. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1371 | Can't miss it. Third rock from the sun. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1372 | We're going to earth to help women get safe abortions. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1373 | The second car the human shot into space has beds! | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
1374 | So last millennium | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
1375 | The ennui is the same, but we have more room. | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1376 | We've started to appreciate the journey as much as the destination. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
1377 | Whoever blinks first loses. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
1378 | Sometimes I wish we never had kids. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1379 | That Yellowstone Park was great. We're keeping this RV to display when we get back home. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1380 | What kind of gas mileage do you get? | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
1381 | I think we went through the time warp in reverse. | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
1382 | Most of the planets we're visiting don't have hotels. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1383 | Yes, of course they're jealous. Where do they sleep in that thing? | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1384 | We would have been earlier, but we got a flat. | 1.2713 | 0.05133 | 129 | 103 | 17 | 9 |
1385 | And if you hit Area 52, you’ve gone too far. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1386 | We wanted to take the family to go camping underneath the stars. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1387 | Thdsfhwsledifhnldfljdlfghjdkjs! Translation: 'I know...GPS told us the nearest dump station was here, too!' | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1388 | The gas mileage isn’t great but the retro look is awesome! | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1389 | For heaven's sake - another instance of cosmic road rage! | 1.2710 | 0.06167 | 107 | 89 | 7 | 11 |
1390 | Where’s the nearest gas station? | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1391 | We found it floating in space next to a Tesla. | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
1392 | Don’t worry… It’s electric | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1393 | OK, but can it make quick turns? | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1394 | Ask them how far to Des Moines. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1395 | Don’t worry mom, we’ll phone home every Sunday night | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1396 | Who has the right-of-way? | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1397 | We're doing our part to help with their extinction. | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1398 | I told you we should have turned left at Roswell. | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
1399 | Oh that's so last millennium. | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1400 | M-111 is blocked, don't take this exit! | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
1401 | Can you direct us to Roswell, NM? | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1402 | When we go to Lollapalooza in this thing, humans practically beam themselves in. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1403 | Wait! Are those aliens? | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1404 | Swapped with an elderly couple that wants to downsize. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1405 | Hey there, an older model ship? | 1.2701 | 0.04576 | 137 | 106 | 25 | 6 |
1406 | Thoughts on Earth?" "Eh, wouldn't go back. | 1.2701 | 0.04335 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
1407 | How many miles do you get per galaxy? | 1.2701 | 0.04691 | 137 | 107 | 23 | 7 |
1408 | We’re going to work at Amazon. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1409 | We got it at a the Earth fire sale right before they destroyed the planet. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1410 | We wanted something more spacious. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1411 | RV there yet? | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1412 | After all these years, we're finally getting out in the wide open spaces. | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
1413 | We want to visit Area 51 before destroying all mankind." | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1414 | Which way to see the universe's largest ball of twine? | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
1415 | We bought it on Earth already filled with Earthlings to probe. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1416 | Have a great trip! Fly carefully! | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1417 | Oh no! The kids have found us! | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1418 | Youse fly here often? | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1419 | No, really, after you. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1420 | I told you the GPS didn't work. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1421 | Don't you just love retro? | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1422 | Look, if you’re not going to take this road trip seriously… | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1423 | Turn left at the Tesla Roadster | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1424 | Why did we have to run into them while we’re driving this stupid loaner? | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
1425 | Go back to last meteor shower and turn left | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1426 | No, there isn't a scenic outlook for miles... | 1.2695 | 0.04815 | 141 | 112 | 20 | 9 |
1427 | It’s not fuel efficient but it’s more fun than a flying saucer | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1428 | We're lost. Can you tell us which way is up? | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1429 | I heard that Barb and Jim got a loaner after they crashed in Roswell but I was envisioning a compact. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1430 | The mileage sucks, but we won't need to rent a place. | 1.2690 | 0.04512 | 145 | 113 | 25 | 7 |
1431 | Follow us. We've been here before! | 1.2689 | 0.04417 | 119 | 89 | 28 | 2 |
1432 | Laugh all you want,but will you be eating chili and watching a 13 inch tv while you’re probing humans tonight? | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1433 | Thank god it's solar | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
1434 | These aliennials thinking they are so trendy with their “vintage” space craft | 1.2689 | 0.05429 | 119 | 96 | 14 | 9 |
1435 | They picked up that junk after crashing their saucer in Roswell. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
1436 | Yes in fact it did cost the moon | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1437 | We traded with George Lucas | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1438 | Our earliest civilizations had these some 8,000 years ago and it’s only got 200,000 miles! | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1439 | We always go south for the winter. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1440 | Don't you just hate it when some yahoo drives one of those things in the left lane? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1441 | „This old thing? We got it from this planets ‚everything must go sale‘" | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1442 | We were driving along when suddenly there was a big bang. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1443 | Can you direct us to Uranus? | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1444 | One last trip to Mars before Musk ruins the place. | 1.2683 | 0.05300 | 123 | 99 | 15 | 9 |
1445 | You guys seen a rest stop around here? | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1446 | What? No RV hookup facilities anywhere in the entire Crab Nebula, either? | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1447 | We got a great trade-in deal at Area 51! | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1448 | You're here for Woodstock? You're lightyears too late! | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1449 | With the UFO shortage and fuel prices, we went with an RV. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1450 | If we hadn't upgraded on the blue planet we'd still be stuck in one of those, can you imagine? | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1451 | May we use your bathroom ? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1452 | We're with Ms. Frizzle. | 1.2679 | 0.05670 | 112 | 91 | 12 | 9 |
1453 | I thought you grounded both of those damn kids. | 1.2677 | 0.05178 | 127 | 102 | 16 | 9 |
1454 | I think we missed the turn off for KOA! | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1455 | Winnebago! So 20th Century! | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1456 | Crazy kids — weaving in and out of galaxies. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1457 | We can’t afford the gas so we’re coming back. | 1.2677 | 0.04394 | 127 | 96 | 28 | 3 |
1458 | Is this the Stairway to Heaven? | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1459 | That’s carrying air b&b too far. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1460 | Is the pandemic over yet? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1461 | Clearly, you two have never experienced space. | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
1462 | Traded in the saucer, got this and a family of four! | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1463 | We'll ask you folks one more time. Business,or pleasure? | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1464 | It was the best thing they had. | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
1465 | That must be one of those newfangled electric ones we've been hearing about. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1466 | Hey, I have the right of way. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1467 | I thought the kids said they were headed to the moon tonight. | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
1468 | Yup, gas prices ARE astronomical . | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1469 | We are going to vacation on Earth, before it’s all gone. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1470 | Sorry, the next rest stop is a little more than 250 million light years ahead. | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
1471 | No no, the Breaking Bad house is on Earth. You’re in the wrong galaxy. | 1.2672 | 0.04173 | 131 | 98 | 31 | 2 |
1472 | We're time travelling | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1473 | It gets 2.3 million light years per gallon. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1474 | Outer space isn’t like it use to be. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
1475 | We should have turned left at Albuquerque! | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1476 | I get the romance of it, but it only gets one light-year to the gallon. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1477 | Look, Harold. It's a UFO with aliens on board. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1478 | It's comfy, but it only gets .000065 lightyears per gallon." | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
1479 | We consulted the "little green man" book for this part of the galaxy, and decided to skip hotels altogether. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1480 | It really expands family time! | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1481 | I don't know the make,but it's definitely not an Airstream. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1482 | See honey, it's small but it's fast! | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1483 | We got a great deal on our trade-in at that last planet. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 135 | 107 | 20 | 8 |
1484 | #vanlife 🌎🔥🔥🔥💯 | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1485 | Which way is the Burning Man bro | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1486 | Hey, they have an "iHeart ET" bumper sticker too! | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1487 | I'm just not sure about these electric self-driving cars yet. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1488 | YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1489 | Man, the mileage on that thing must be killing you! | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
1490 | When we bought it years ago, gas on earth wasn't sky high! | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
1491 | How many miles per gallon are you getting? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1492 | We got this RV on Amazon. | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
1493 | We're looking for the couple on horseback. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1494 | It’s not a gas guzzler, it’s electric | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1495 | This is what they call low income housing on earth. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
1496 | The hookups are better on Venus. | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
1497 | It has a bathroom! | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1498 | AAA was right. This trip is "Out of this world." | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
1499 | But only 4 light years per gallon. | 1.2656 | 0.05260 | 128 | 104 | 14 | 10 |
1500 | I heard that gas prices are sky high. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1501 | How quaint! | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1502 | See if they’ll swap! By the time the kids wake up, we’ll be in the next galaxy. | 1.2655 | 0.04358 | 113 | 84 | 28 | 1 |
1503 | We did run across this—but no sign of intelligent life. Right now they are hashing over a stolen election! | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1504 | Yeah, 'sonic' schmonic! Does yours have a shower? | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1505 | A red Tesla Roadster just rear-ended us! Dude looked like he was stoned out of his mind. How much you wanna bet he doesn't have insurance? | 1.2653 | 0.06247 | 98 | 81 | 8 | 9 |
1506 | We’re trying to find our friend. He’s flying a red Tesla? | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1507 | You took a wrong turn in Albuquerque. | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1508 | “Say now, is that the new hybrid model?” | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1509 | That retro earthlook is weirdly popular. | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1510 | Hey there, which planet is Wall Drug on? | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1511 | We’re on our way to Earth Camp. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1512 | We took a left at Albuquerque and now we can't find our way back to the interstate. | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
1513 | We thought the RV was more spaceious | 1.2647 | 0.06062 | 102 | 84 | 9 | 9 |
1514 | So much for exploring the great unknown with an RV | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1515 | Hey! I’m drivin’ here! | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1516 | Sorry, but we have to ask. Do you have to go #1 or #2? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1517 | We'll meet you at the Grand Canyon. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1518 | They say their home planet became uninhabitable. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1519 | This spaceway is for luxury vehicles only | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1520 | Did you just give me the finger? | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1521 | We come from Winnebago. We come in peace. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1522 | Qzz gnif?!! Pwejj ndwakfr plwy vbyx! | 1.2642 | 0.05735 | 106 | 86 | 12 | 8 |
1523 | It's that nice couple we took air samples with on Camping World | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
1524 | Hmmm, obviously one of us took a wrong turn somewhere back there! | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1525 | We were told to park in the outer space. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1526 | It's a long trip, but it's worth your time. | 1.2639 | 0.04406 | 144 | 112 | 26 | 6 |
1527 | I admire the efficient use of interior space and the cavalier disregard for meaningless aerodynamics but I thought Elon Musk would have had a more developed aesthetic. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1528 | You can't get there from here. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1529 | It’s a ‘47. Got it from a guy in Roswell who’s probably still running.” | 1.2637 | 0.06218 | 91 | 74 | 10 | 7 |
1530 | I really just got into the van life | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1531 | Could you tell us the way to San Jose? | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1532 | You guys going to Coachella too? | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1533 | OMG, those are aliens! | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1534 | Glamping is so last year! | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1535 | Looks like they are as lost as us. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1536 | "Look behind us. That's a caravan of American women, desperate to relocate to an affordable blue galaxy." | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1537 | Have you seen what rents are like on Earth? | 1.2632 | 0.04761 | 133 | 105 | 21 | 7 |
1538 | It's comfortable, but takes up lots of space. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1539 | We’ve been looking for overnight parking for 250 million years. | 1.2632 | 0.04640 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
1540 | They liquidated their planet. | 1.2632 | 0.04879 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
1541 | Oh look,the Musk’s must be on vacation! | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1542 | Where can a couple of out-of-towners get an anal probe around here? | 1.2632 | 0.04761 | 133 | 105 | 21 | 7 |
1543 | Now that we're retired we have time to see the galaxy | 1.2632 | 0.04879 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
1544 | It’s good for long distances | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
1545 | Parking’s free at Walmart. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1546 | Don’t bother invading. The fuel is too expensive and the infrastructure is terrible | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1547 | Forget the moonlight and the starlight. What we need up here is a stoplight! | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1548 | Fuel is no problem. We live on a gas giant. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1549 | We're just going back to visit the grandkids! | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1550 | Sup, Bitches? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1551 | Which way is up? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1552 | No intelligent life there, but they do make a roomy and surprisingly affordable vehicle. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1553 | Jupiter's a gas giant, you can re-up there. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1554 | An RV? In this economy? | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1555 | We traded ours in for this spacious RV | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1556 | Can we use yout bathroom? This damn saucer doesn't have one. | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1557 | It sleeps six. And we a got a fantastic warranty covering parts and labor for 10 million light years. | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1558 | Let’s just say they’re both mid-life crisis buys. | 1.2623 | 0.05180 | 122 | 98 | 16 | 8 |
1559 | We're thinking about staying for a while this time. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1560 | Where did you say the waste dumping station is? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1561 | We wanted space. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1562 | I suppose it WOULD be less conspicuous. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1563 | But ours sleeps six! | 1.2621 | 0.04568 | 103 | 77 | 25 | 1 |
1564 | You guys want a ride? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1565 | We think will be more inconspicuous when we approach the cornfield this time. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1566 | I thought they were an Earthling myth. | 1.2621 | 0.04379 | 145 | 113 | 26 | 6 |
1567 | If you visit Earth, stay away from Roswell, New Mexico! | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1568 | Hipsters! | 1.2617 | 0.04405 | 149 | 117 | 25 | 7 |
1569 | They want to know where the nearest KOA is. | 1.2617 | 0.04405 | 149 | 117 | 25 | 7 |
1570 | Pardon me. Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1571 | They'll never believe us, back home. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1572 | Earth? Don't waste your time. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1573 | Wow, a model T | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1574 | Looks weird, but at least we can take a dump in it. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1575 | Just head north for about 94 million miles. If you incinerate you’ve gone too far. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1576 | You take Betelgeuse up to Rigel and then turn left onto Antares. | 1.2615 | 0.04575 | 130 | 101 | 24 | 5 |
1577 | Wait, were we not supposed to take anything? | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1578 | See, Martin? I told you that it was just a matter of time before we made it into the AARP Destination Guide. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1579 | We just like the way it looks. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1580 | Is that a Tesla saucer? Cuz this thing is a real gas hog. | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1581 | Don't bother visiting plant Earth. Intelligent life is in serious decline there." | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1582 | It’s just nice to get away from it all, isn’t it? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1583 | Can you tell us how to get back to Earth? We've been driving around in circles! | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1584 | Well, the thing is, it's just so hard to find a hotel out here. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1585 | I guess GPS didn't work past Jupiter? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1586 | We landed in Florida and this is the only thing we were able find | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1587 | Oh no, they convinced you to buy one of those? | 1.2606 | 0.04320 | 142 | 110 | 27 | 5 |
1588 | Make your first left after Venus, you can’t miss it. | 1.2606 | 0.04082 | 142 | 108 | 31 | 3 |
1589 | Inflation is affecting our travel plans. | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
1590 | Is there a rest stop near here? | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
1591 | We just watched Space Balls and wanted to see what all the fuss was about. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1592 | We wanted the sports version too, but the kids don't fit. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1593 | "Of all the gin joints, in all the Galaxies, in all the Universe, they cruise into ours." | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1594 | Look, it's one of those tiny ships everybody is talking about. They have a bedroom and full kitchen in there. | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
1595 | There was a waiting list for an Airstream. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1596 | 6.89 a gallon! We’re going to see if we can do better on Mars. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1597 | We're lost. Which way is "Winnebago?" | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1598 | Honey, don’t yell, but I think you took a wrong turn while I was snoozing! | 1.2604 | 0.03961 | 169 | 131 | 32 | 6 |
1599 | Yeah, we wanted to come back when we had more time... | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
1600 | It supposedly sleeps six but that must be if at least two are larva. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1601 | still riding a space capsule, how bourgeoie! | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1602 | Grey Poupon? | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1603 | Sweet ride! How many light years per gallon does she get? | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
1604 | What kind of mileage do you get with that? | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1605 | Yeah, gas is expensive, but a full tank get you to Jupiter's gravitational field and you can just coast from there | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1606 | You don’t seem like your from around here | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1607 | We were trying to fit in but the campgrounds are full. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1608 | Look, Bob. It’s Ted and Carol.. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1609 | İ told you black holes take us back in time | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
1610 | We like all the room but it's a flux proton guzzler. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1611 | Yes, it's harder to park, but it does have a bathroom. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1612 | Fuel economy be damned. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1613 | They must be shooting a period movie | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1614 | We like the extra space, but the gas mileage is terrible. | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
1615 | We're hoping the real black hole might be better than the one we left. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1616 | It's a URV. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1617 | Yep - it's an electric hybrid, so we can blend in better when we land back in New Mexico | 1.2593 | 0.04627 | 108 | 82 | 24 | 2 |
1618 | Yeah, we saw the same thing. You thinkin' dark matter? | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1619 | Best way to see America | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
1620 | Pandemic. Planet-wide lockdown. We needed more space. | 1.2590 | 0.04127 | 139 | 106 | 30 | 3 |
1621 | We just got tired of rushing around the galaxy at the speed of light. | 1.2589 | 0.04528 | 112 | 85 | 25 | 2 |
1622 | We're not lost but a push in the right direction wouldn't hurt. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1623 | Just wait 'til they need 3: AAA's! | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1624 | More space! | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1625 | And remember: don't feed the humans. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1626 | Go ahead and laugh, but she made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
1627 | Comfort for a road trip and 5 parsecs to the gallon! | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1628 | Did you submit this week's contest? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1629 | Well our saucer is also earthenware. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1630 | See I told you they were following us ..... | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1631 | They can't hear me honking can they. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1632 | I’m taking the family to Earth to see the fireworks. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1633 | Don't go down there. Those Earthlings are doing crazy things. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1634 | Far out Dude! | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1635 | Hey! Get out of the fast lane! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1636 | We traded in the old model for this baby at Area 51. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1637 | Oh this is bad. I told them I was sick today." | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1638 | I'd say we're 'classic' and they're 'old school' | 1.2578 | 0.04866 | 128 | 102 | 19 | 7 |
1639 | How many parsecs to the gallon to you get with that? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1640 | Damn campers, clogging up the galaxy. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1641 | OMG That's Jeff Sessions!! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1642 | Hey, we reserved this campsite! | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1643 | With the price of gas we were thinking about having a staycation. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1644 | How many lightyears per neutron core does that clunker get? | 1.2577 | 0.04136 | 163 | 128 | 28 | 7 |
1645 | Everything else is booked. We thought we'd try earth | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1646 | NASA hired us to look for UFOs. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1647 | It may look clunky but can yours sleep six comfortably? | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1648 | 2 Double cheeseburgers with fries please. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1649 | Is there a Walmart near here? | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1650 | We wanted to see Roswell without the paparazzi ruining our trip. | 1.2574 | 0.05912 | 101 | 83 | 10 | 8 |
1651 | Nobody wants to fly anymore | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1652 | Three miles in a billion years, no thanks. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1653 | It's an RV - reconnaissance vehicle. We drive to the US political rallies looking for signs of intelligent life, but so far no luck. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1654 | It lets us explore the galaxy, while also preventing the kids from moving back home. | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
1655 | Mom! Dad! Why are you here? You're supposed to be on vacation! | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1656 | We traded vehicles with an Earthling we abducted. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1657 | Didn’t we pass them ages ago? | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1658 | It came with three earthlings in the back! | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1659 | The hardest part is finding free parking! | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1660 | "Excuse me. Would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1661 | It’s vintage | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1662 | We traded in the coupé for something a bit more spacious. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1663 | Look! A no more Airstream! | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1664 | Who is this “Schwartz” and why does everyone assume he’s with us? | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1665 | The extended warranty was the clincher. | 1.2566 | 0.05448 | 113 | 92 | 13 | 8 |
1666 | Why is it that we always reveal ourselves to a couple of pig farmers from Arkansas? | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1667 | They want to know how our mileage is | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1668 | These winnebegaos, they take up all the parking spots | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1669 | The mileage is not great. But there’s plenty of legroom. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1670 | You're taking up too much space! | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1671 | Just because they have a bigger ship, they think they own outer space. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1672 | Seen any regular unleaded? | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1673 | Probably bought it before five dollars a gallon. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1674 | Alien life is passe - van life is the wave of the future. | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1675 | Terrible campsite. Litter everywhere! | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1676 | How many Light Years a gallon? | 1.2558 | 0.04159 | 129 | 98 | 29 | 2 |
1677 | Man! The times ARE a-changing! | 1.2556 | 0.04732 | 133 | 106 | 20 | 7 |
1678 | At these fuel prices, this may be our last interstellar trip. | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
1679 | With gas prices what they are, forget about visiting Planet Earth! | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
1680 | Have you seen Airbnb prices in this quadrant?! | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
1681 | Well, it was the 'new model' when we started the drive! | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1682 | We're taking a spacecation. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1683 | Your mission was to go where NO man has gone before. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1684 | Sign said "If van's a rockin' don't come a knockin'" so we took it! | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1685 | Gee, that takes me back. | 1.2555 | 0.04520 | 137 | 108 | 23 | 6 |
1686 | I thought we would be getting away from the kids | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1687 | It came with an Earth family already installed, asleep in the bunks. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1688 | Humans don't really bother with us. They just think we're an IFO. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1689 | Close encounters | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1690 | I don’t think they know what “glamping” is. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1691 | I know it's not fast, but that's the only way to travel through New Mexico safely. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1692 | I think that's Fred and Ethyl! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1693 | I didn't know Earth had aliens. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1694 | We saw the car that Elon sent into space and thought: "Why not?". | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1695 | I had hoped this campsite wouldn’t be so crowded. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1696 | It’s the latest undercover design for Area 51 visits. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1697 | We bought it pre-owned from the Area 51 lot. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1698 | You guys should think about getting something more spacious and practical for long space trips. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1699 | We're going to try to blend | 1.2549 | 0.05692 | 102 | 83 | 12 | 7 |
1700 | Do the Earthlings realize that nothing good will ever happen to them again. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1701 | We rented it from Elon Musk. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1702 | ET? RV. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1703 | See, they don’t know either | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1704 | Looks like a couple of them new-fangled #saucerlife influencers, honey. | 1.2544 | 0.04460 | 114 | 87 | 25 | 2 |
1705 | With the price of plutonium, we decided to switch to gas. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1706 | I know, I know. I told him he should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque! | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1707 | # |
1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1708 | Yeah, plenty of parking- but too many people. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
1709 | Is that our Uber? | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1710 | Didn't we see them last week at Old Faithful? | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1711 | When did you guys retire? | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1712 | It doesn't get great mileage, but you should see the kitchen! | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1713 | Get lost. We reserved this space.” | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1714 | Hey! Look! It's the new Tesla Republican. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1715 | You took your grand grandfather’s van without asking? | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1716 | Probably cheaper too - doesn't need gas | 1.2538 | 0.03984 | 130 | 98 | 31 | 1 |
1717 | So how’s retirement treating you? | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1718 | So remember that your cover story is that you're snowbirds from Jersey. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
1719 | Be careful of that third planet from the sun. A couple of people down there are angry we took their Winnebago. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1720 | The mpg drastically improves once you escape the planet's gravitational pull. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1721 | You're stereotypical aliens while we try to be classic, timeless and campy. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1722 | We found it abandoned in Roswell... | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1723 | Talk about housing going sky high! | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1724 | That rabbit told us to turn left at Albuquerque too but we didn't listen. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1725 | We're going back home. We're afraid we left the dark on. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1726 | Earth? Too expensive. Try Jupiter. It's all gas. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1727 | The Earthlings are right-this does make us more boring. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1728 | See Martha, I told you it wasn’t a weather balloon. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1729 | Shatner gave us a deal. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1730 | Hey! Do you guys know a short cut to the Sea of Tranquility? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1731 | No no no, you should have made a left at Alpha Centauri B. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1732 | This RV looks slow, but it can go 0-60 light-years in 3.5 seconds. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1733 | Horrible mileage but comfy at night! | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1734 | URV: Unidentified Recreational Vehicle | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1735 | Who has the right of way here? | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1736 | It's roomier, but the mileage isn't great. | 1.2523 | 0.04423 | 107 | 81 | 25 | 1 |
1737 | The fuel efficiency is terrible, but it's got plenty of space for our pet humans. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1738 | Gas prices are out of this world. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1739 | Less efficient, but more comfortable. | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1740 | Yeah, it's roomy. But it only gets 10 lightyears a gallon. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1741 | Wow, I’ve heard about those classic space ships but have never seen on before. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1742 | What? You never saw Breaking Bad? | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1743 | Your EV is beyond rad! | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1744 | Beam over. We have new pictures of our grandchildren. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1745 | Those silly Humans don't even know this thing can fly! | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1746 | Do yourselves a favor and visit the Grand Canyon—it really puts things in perspective. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1747 | With the price of gas being so high, we hardly drive it anymore. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1748 | I hope this one's electric. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1749 | This is the last time we are picking you up! | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1750 | Honk the horn! | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1751 | It’s so easy to abduct basic life forms in this thing. | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1752 | What kind of mileage are you getting? | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1753 | I don't think the RV was our brightest purchase, especially since the gas prices in Uranus have skyrocketed lately | 1.2520 | 0.05110 | 123 | 100 | 15 | 8 |
1754 | Be sure to keep your papers straight, there is a checkpoint ahead ! | 1.2520 | 0.05110 | 123 | 100 | 15 | 8 |
1755 | We got caught in a loop. It might be third star to the right and straight on 'til morning. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1756 | The guy said it was an even trade...one dinged up saucer for this gas guzzler | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1757 | So I said to Frank, ‘How about I pick the where and you pick the way.’ | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1758 | You took a wrong turn at Uranus.. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1759 | Supply chain shortages? | 1.2519 | 0.04426 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
1760 | I saw it in Spaceballs,but I assumed it was made up by Mel Brooks. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1761 | ...and it makes the anal probing so much easier! | 1.2516 | 0.04446 | 155 | 125 | 21 | 9 |
1762 | I’m not gonna say “yes I told you so”, but we definitely made a wrong turn. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1763 | Do you know how fast you were going?! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1764 | I do believe Frank, that is a UFO. | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
1765 | I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1766 | We decided to give those Planet Earth cretins something they could identify!” | 1.2500 | 0.06312 | 88 | 73 | 8 | 7 |
1767 | Didn't you see the 'cultural appropriation' email? | 1.2500 | 0.06536 | 80 | 66 | 8 | 6 |
1768 | Hey, you guys know the way to the Grand Canyon? | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1769 | We told you fuel would be expensive! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1770 | How can you afford that gas guzzler? | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1771 | Look, another UFO. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1772 | It takes the alien out of the trip | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1773 | You go on ahead — we are going to take the scenic route. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1774 | Volkswag-In a galaxy far, far away... | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1775 | Yup...we been traveling several galaxies. Do you know where the nearest rest stop is?! | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1776 | Only 4,000 light years to the gallon...but she sleeps 57. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1777 | We and the earthlings agreed it was a good trade. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1778 | Bloody tourists! | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1779 | ...and don’t forget to feed the cats | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1780 | Yes, he was too stubborn to ask for directions. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1781 | If you think this is impressive, we've got a sticker proving this RV climbed Mt Washington | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1782 | We decided Earth is more of a day-trip planet. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1783 | Yeah the destination is called 'Earth', they used to have so much great nature, we wanna see what's left before its too late. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1784 | Do you know if there is any free overnight parking at the Walmart on Zgrbtz 47? | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1785 | Ours is a classic. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1786 | I'm telling you for the last time - Spaceballs wasn't real! | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1787 | Wow, he has a kitchen, bathroom, queen bed and lounging area. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1788 | How's van life? I hear gas prices are astronomical. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1789 | Hey, we haven't seen you guys in light years. How was Woodstock? | 1.2500 | 0.05601 | 112 | 93 | 10 | 9 |
1790 | Sure. Go 112,773 million miles, and make a left" | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1791 | We were slumming with the Earthlings. | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1792 | We’re saving on gas. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1793 | We picked it up in a galaxy far far away. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1794 | It's great...We were really getting tired of the commute! | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1795 | You just missed it; it's about 2 parsecs that way. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1796 | They're retrograde. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1797 | Is Burning Man back yet? | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1798 | Avoid the Northern Celestial Hemisphere, it's crowded with Taurus. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1799 | Honey, roll down your window and ask them if they know where the turn off to Houston is. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1800 | The Yellowstone camp ground is under water. You might want to try Mars. | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
1801 | You traded it in for that?? | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1802 | Hey, why did you leave earth? Because I need some space! | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1803 | We forgot our death rays. Also, the burger buns. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1804 | Hey, you left the garage door open again! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1805 | We’re the Millers, from Mars. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1806 | Go back about half a light year and take the Intersteller 95 exit. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1807 | Oh sure, it gets 70 light years to a gallon but can it sleep five Martians. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1808 | The humans we abducted offered us this sweet trade, and now we’re off to see the galaxy! | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1809 | We’re imagining the radio traffic once some Navy pilots catch a glimpse of this baby doing donuts. | 1.2500 | 0.05757 | 104 | 86 | 10 | 8 |
1810 | Even with all the vastness of space they still hog the middle lane… | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1811 | We cancelled our trip and are on our way back, these earthlings just added another pandemic to an already ongoing one. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1812 | Yes, it is roomier. But the mileage is terrible. | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1813 | Well, that's the hybrid model but you really compromise on the bathroom and sleeping space. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1814 | Hi there, do you by chance know any gas station around. | 1.2481 | 0.04801 | 129 | 104 | 18 | 7 |
1815 | We traded the old heap in at someplace called Area 54--this thing's got an on-board toilet!! | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1816 | We're going to abduct someone to share gas and tolls. | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1817 | Y'all should check out Florida. | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1818 | It's a Recreational Invasional Vehicle. | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1819 | Check before you buy one, we've traveled 60, 385,546,29,097,873,456,760,003,234,567,888,713,124,580 miles and we've not seen one RV park. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1820 | It’s an older model. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1821 | We're going on a revolution. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1822 | That There is an RV Clark! | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1823 | Oh great,it's the Scooby-Doo gang. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
1824 | We got traction! | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1825 | Roomier, but the gas is astronomical . | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1826 | Stay in your lane. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1827 | Elon helped us launch this thing. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1828 | Which way to Big Sky? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1829 | Grey Poupon? Never heard of it. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1830 | Fuckin' colonizers. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1831 | Have you tried Googling restroom? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1832 | They're more advanced than we thought-it's a car and a home! | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1833 | Watch out for that speed trap two stars ahead. | 1.2476 | 0.05707 | 105 | 87 | 10 | 8 |
1834 | Our Tesla's in the shop. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1835 | We love the wide open spaces. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1836 | The mileage is terrible, but we don't believe in climate change. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1837 | You are so 1960's. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1838 | You know how hard it is to park this thing. Just tell them that this is our Space | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1839 | I'm guessing they are from Wisconsin. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1840 | Yellowstone was temporarily closed. Any other recommendations? | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1841 | It’s got a toilet! Does yours? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1842 | I bet the cost to fill their tank is out of this world! | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1843 | Race ya to Mars | 1.2474 | 0.05868 | 97 | 80 | 10 | 7 |
1844 | 15 lightyears to the gallon, but it’s got a toilet | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1845 | It's all about not getting noticed | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1846 | If you're heading to Earth, you'll save a bundle parking on the Moon and taking a meteor in. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1847 | Look, Tron. That's a '62 Jetson! | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1848 | Sorry, guys. Waste tank's all full. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1849 | Where's Elon's Tesla Roadster? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1850 | You're parked in the middle of the freeway! | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1851 | How do you afford the fuel for your rig? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1852 | Diesel/warp drive hybrid. Gets around 13 parsecs per gallon. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
1853 | Disney World" you say? Yeah, good luck getting past the FBI | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1854 | This RV is big enough we can go in the back and bump our twangers. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
1855 | Waze is saying it's stop and go on Andromeda. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1856 | Damn their carbon footprint" | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
1857 | Quick. Hide the french fries. | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
1858 | You’ ve heard of EVs? Well, this is an ET.V | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1859 | It may look retro but it has all the latest features. | 1.2460 | 0.04871 | 126 | 102 | 17 | 7 |
1860 | Don't fill up on Earth, their gas prices are astronomical! | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1861 | You’ll never believe where we came from. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1862 | I guess you can use our washroom. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1863 | It’s an import… | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1864 | Don't you dare ask for directions. | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1865 | We've found life, and it's a highway | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1866 | The earthlings spoiled us. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1867 | It's the Costanzas dammit! | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1868 | We got a great price on our trade-in. | 1.2458 | 0.04158 | 118 | 90 | 27 | 1 |
1869 | If we weren’t time travelers, we would have never bought this gas guzzler | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1870 | Oh, it's you two AND your gas guzzler! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1871 | Yeah, we park it here for the winter | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1872 | We got a great deal because of gas prices | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1873 | It's traveling through space, with space | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1874 | The next gas station is three parsecs after the black hole on your left. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1875 | Should've taken that left at Albuquerque | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1876 | Two cosmic tacos to go, please. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1877 | I have no idea who has the right of way.... | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1878 | Boomers Rule! | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1879 | We thought we could blend in, but we can’t afford the fuel down there. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1880 | Actually it gets pretty good lightyearage. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1881 | If you can point us to gas and a motel I think we’ll stop for the night. Oh, and can you point us to the night? | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1882 | I hear Neptune lets you park there overnight now. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1883 | It runs on space corn! | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1884 | Hey, where's the best place to get a new water punp? | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1885 | Area 51 made us an unbeatable deal with our trade-in. | 1.2451 | 0.04501 | 102 | 78 | 23 | 1 |
1886 | They'll never get identified in that thing. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1887 | We thought we would apply a more practical spin to alien abduction so we left the people and took the r.v. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1888 | It's a rental. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1889 | It doesn’t look like the Taco Truck to me! | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1890 | There’s a pandemic that way. We’re going to hit every galactic park. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1891 | I think it's time to upgrade! | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
1892 | Mind giving us some space? | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1893 | Stick with your saucer, the gas prices are killing us. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1894 | We heard they have the best campsites in the galaxy. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1895 | No toilet, and no room for a bed. It'd drive me nuts. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1896 | Damn rubberneckers | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
1897 | Now we completely blend in. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
1898 | So much for the tranquility and silence of the open road. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1899 | How far to the next rest area? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1900 | Which way is North? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1901 | GPS not working? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1902 | It’s iconic but impractical. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1903 | Mission completed,we managed to retrieve the only thing of value before the whole orb was consumed by extreme weather systems. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1904 | We went with the foreign model. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1905 | Driving had been the cheapest option when we left two light-years ago… | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1906 | I don’t suppose the gas is cheaper up here ? Asking for a friend. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1907 | At least ours has a shower and a toilet. | 1.2441 | 0.04140 | 127 | 98 | 27 | 2 |
1908 | Look,the XG56F7Gs bought a Winnebago! | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1909 | Do you think we’ll find space big enough for the RV? | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1910 | The gasoline prices down there are astronomical. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1911 | No warp speed, but the bathroom is great to have on a long trip. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1912 | Going to Skinwalker Ranch. Want us to pick anything up for you? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
1913 | Didn’t the Simons say they were out of town??! | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1914 | How can they afford that on retirement income ?? | 1.2437 | 0.04916 | 119 | 96 | 17 | 6 |
1915 | We're happy campers now that we have more space. | 1.2437 | 0.04769 | 119 | 95 | 19 | 5 |
1916 | Earths that way. We turned around | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1917 | Let's just do take-out. We already spent 2 light years trying to find parking in Queens | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1918 | Turn around, you passed earth 12 light years ago! | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1919 | I think the cartoonist wants them to mention gas prices in their captions but we’re more interested in this spacious interior! | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1920 | The Cracker Barrel on the moon ran out of cheese. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1921 | Earth? Go down to Sagittarius and hang a left. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1922 | Can’t do warp speed, but it’s great when the grandkids stay over. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1923 | If you're trying to look inconspicuous, you'd better put a lot more cosmic dust on the windshield. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1924 | Can we use your washroom? | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1925 | You can use our bathroom if you let us share your campsite. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1926 | That thing got a Hemi? | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1927 | Gas prices don’t matter in space | 1.2431 | 0.04434 | 144 | 116 | 21 | 7 |
1928 | I hear space glamping is all the rage. But I worry about the cost of gas? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1929 | Pure genius! It has a bathroom! No more pit stops at Rest Area 51. | 1.2430 | 0.04372 | 107 | 82 | 24 | 1 |
1930 | And it doesn't use gas? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1931 | We're heading to Space Jam, Dude... | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1932 | See? You gotta move over. They’re passing on the right. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1933 | Looks like one of us took a wrong turn on the way to the Dead and Company concert. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1934 | Gas or electric? | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1935 | Do you guys know if there’s a gas station around? | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1936 | When did you folks retire and decide to travel? | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1937 | It's called Uber UFO XL | 1.2426 | 0.04608 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
1938 | We're going back to the Future. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1939 | It’s not as fast as the saucer but boy it’s nice not having to stop for bathroom breaks. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1940 | We really need to learn to pack light. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1941 | The Best Camping? Area 51 | 1.2424 | 0.05759 | 99 | 82 | 10 | 7 |
1942 | Trust me. Leave the humans and take their ride.... | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1943 | It actually gets pretty stellar gas milage. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1944 | We brought you back a ‘We went to Area 51 and all we got was abducted’ t-shirt. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1945 | Comfortable, but terrible on gas." | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1946 | We KNEW we shoulda' taken dat' left toin' at Albuquerque. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1947 | You kids never phone home. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1948 | You're too late. They've closed the border to resident aliens. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1949 | I don't know how you can afford to drive that thing with the price of plutonium these days. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1950 | Help! These humans kidnapped us to get them out of Earth! | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1951 | You were doing 90 on a 70 milkyway | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1952 | The salesman said it was out of this world. | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
1953 | Can you believe they accepted a trade in? | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1954 | Watch out for a Space Force speed trap between Neptune and Pluto. | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
1955 | Those strange creatures told us these things run forever but never said anything about the price of gas... | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1956 | Oh, yes, we are just loving retirement. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1957 | We've done the impossible maneuvers and the crop circles. Now we just want to see the galaxy." | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1958 | We just can't do the intergalactic void in one day anymore. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
1959 | Anyone know how to change a flat? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1960 | We got it on a lease. 12 months or 12,000 light years. | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
1961 | Electric? Very intelligent. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1962 | May the Schwartz be with you too | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1963 | Coachella is so 2019. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1964 | You won't believe what it cost to fill the tank. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1965 | I'm not kidding.Only thirty-four hundred light years on this baby. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1966 | Any way we can get a jump? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1967 | Oh good lord. Your parents followed us. How did they afford the fuel? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1968 | Could you shut off that annoying tune? | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1969 | Yes, we've gone native. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1970 | It only gets about 8 lightyears a gallon, but we are living our retirement dream. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1971 | It's very comfortable but it gets less than a light year per magnetic energy unit. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1972 | We're off to Universe Studios. | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1973 | We said bring us up an Arby's - not an RV! | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1974 | Is there a nearby extra terrest-stop | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1975 | If you want to meet your abduction quota, you can't beat Trailer Parks. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1976 | Mel Brooks sent you, right? | 1.2407 | 0.05403 | 108 | 89 | 12 | 7 |
1977 | We reverse-engineered a 20th-century unidentified terrestrial craft. | 1.2407 | 0.05403 | 108 | 89 | 12 | 7 |
1978 | Our last car was a 2001 Honda Odyssey, so this was the obvious choice to upgrade. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1979 | No, you're way, way off course. Shoulda taken a left at the last galaxy, then first right. Follow us. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1980 | It's really comfortable, but the parsecs per gallon is atrocious. | 1.2404 | 0.04210 | 104 | 79 | 25 | 0 |
1981 | We've found that power hookup is a lot easier when you blend in. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1982 | Seen one black hole, you've seen them all. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1983 | We’re visiting the National Parks on our vacation. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1984 | The new neighbors keep hovering. | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
1985 | We're heading to Woodstock. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1986 | We want to see our galaxy before we explore others. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1987 | We were stationed in Ohio during the war | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1988 | We bought it when gas prices were lower. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1989 | We took the RV because you don't want to startle Americans. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1990 | Could you help direct us to Area 51? | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
1991 | Look Linda! This is what our spaceships looked like before humans invaded us. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1992 | Busted! | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1993 | What is this? 1970? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1994 | Once we saw the fuel efficiency without gravity, we opted for more legroom. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1995 | Earth? We just came from there. You don’t want to go, trust us, it’s way over populated and far too expensive for what you get. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1996 | Oh no, the hippies are spacing out again | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1997 | We were told on Earth that it's the latest craze for abductions. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1998 | Turn left at Alfa Centari. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1999 | We thought they were with you. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
2000 | What! You haven't seen Spaceballs? It's a classic. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2001 | Go north for 16 light years, and then take a left. Can't miss it. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2002 | Be sure to be home by eleven! | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2003 | Actually, it gets surprisingly good light-yearage. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2004 | We’re going glamping. | 1.2396 | 0.04623 | 96 | 74 | 21 | 1 |
2005 | We’ve got take out in the back. | 1.2393 | 0.04143 | 117 | 90 | 26 | 1 |
2006 | Can you give us some space? | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2007 | The ad didn’t mention it has 3,296,464 miles. | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2008 | Can you direct us to the nearest Walmart parking lot? | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
2009 | We were told we can park in any space. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2010 | The leader of the Earthlings made abortion illegal. You'll be seeing a lot more boxes. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2011 | Nearest Cracker Barrel? | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2012 | I told you a light year it is not as far as you think it is. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2013 | We're looking for Roswell." "We just left there! | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2014 | Are there any National Parks up here? | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
2015 | Wow, they've really changed The Amazing Race. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2016 | We wanted something “space-ious” | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
2017 | It doesn't quite do the speed of light, but it sleeps four and will get you through most gravitational pulls and even some tractor beams. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2018 | Do you think you could jumpstart us? | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
2019 | Unbelievable, even here we have to fight for parking space! | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
2020 | The high cost of fuel is limiting our vacation to only one state park per galaxy. | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
2021 | Jetsons meet Breaking Bad | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2022 | Which way to the Casbah? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2023 | We took a wrong turn on Route 66 and, from a distance, you looked like a fried egg. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2024 | Do you guys have anything dairy free? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2025 | We're going where no man has gone before. | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
2026 | Galaxy ice cream. Cute name until you find out it's people! | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2027 | They're easy to hot wire. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2028 | I'm not saying your way of life is wrong. I'm just saying it's not for me. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2029 | Looking for a Starbucks! | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
2030 | Yes, it's more comfortable, but the cost of gas is killing us. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2031 | Some kid on Earth wanted to know if your home phone is working. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2032 | It is, too, camping! | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2033 | Because an Airstream just wouldn't have been possible. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2034 | It has a full kitchen, shower, A/C and a chair filled with flowing water. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2035 | Gas up Before you get to Earth. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2036 | Our food truck permit says we only serve walk-ups, not fly-bys. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2037 | We're taking the kids to Space Camp. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2038 | Since Covid, it’s the only way we’ll travel. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2039 | Sure it’s fast, but does it have a kitchenette? | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2040 | Hi, do you know the direction to the restaurant at the end of the universe? | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2041 | You missed the turn 4 light years back. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
2042 | We traded up! | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2043 | Turn back, Yellowstone is flooded! | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2044 | The campground? It’s that way. In ten thousand light years, it’ll be on your left. You can’t miss it. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2045 | Yea now i can’t even remember a time before on board bathrooms. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
2046 | No, I’m certain we have right of way. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
2047 | You can't park here overnight. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
2048 | Know a spot with a sewage hookup? | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2049 | Is that a 'one-up-man ship'?? | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2050 | It looks clumsy in space, but we're finally getting good mileage with our RV | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2051 | Burns 2 tons per light year, but you can't beat the comfort. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2052 | They took the STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2053 | The rental company gave us an upgrade. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2054 | Yeah, yeah - it’s a big carbon footprint but we were vacationing in Yellowstone. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2055 | Eat your heart out, boys, it’s vintage. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2056 | Nothing much...same as you guys, just having an 'out of the world' experience... | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2057 | Flying saucer right of way | 1.2374 | 0.04402 | 139 | 112 | 21 | 6 |
2058 | Please pass the grey matter | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
2059 | We've been orbiting the stars for years trying to find you. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
2060 | National Lampoon's Milky Way Summer Vacation. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
2061 | Sure the energy source is a dwindling finite material only found on one planet, but you should see how smooth it drives. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
2062 | Damnedest detour I’ve ever seen! | 1.2371 | 0.04582 | 97 | 75 | 21 | 1 |
2063 | No!....I said to abduct the Harveys | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2064 | It’s nice but requires more space to park. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2065 | We're headed to Disney World, where we should fit right in. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2066 | Bloody post-pandemic hipsters | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2067 | Don’t forget to tag all your photos with #saucerlife. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2068 | Uh ohh, they obviously got way too earth friendly" | 1.2368 | 0.05031 | 114 | 93 | 15 | 6 |
2069 | Picked this up at a junker in the Milky Way, had 6 parsecs on it and is still kicking! | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
2070 | It's our replacements for the space station. | 1.2368 | 0.05031 | 114 | 93 | 15 | 6 |
2071 | How many light years to a gallon do you get? | 1.2368 | 0.05031 | 114 | 93 | 15 | 6 |
2072 | Where's the nearest space station?" | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
2073 | Fuel prices are out of this world. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
2074 | No lightspeed, but at least there’s a toilet. | 1.2366 | 0.04174 | 131 | 103 | 25 | 3 |
2075 | Don't. Gas prices are just out of this world down there. | 1.2366 | 0.04826 | 131 | 108 | 15 | 8 |
2076 | Yes, you know, in the future spaceships will only need gasoline and wheels to travel. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2077 | They're losing a lot of luxury for light speed. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2078 | You really meant it when you said this trip was going to be out of this world | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2079 | Has Yellowstone reopened yet? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2080 | Avoid the N51...too much dark matter... | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2081 | It's nice but we miss the warp drive. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2082 | ''Muskmobile" | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
2083 | This is an awkward question but…our toilet is blocked… | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
2084 | We're probing retirees and outdoorsy suburbians later. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2085 | The mileage isn't as good but it's a lot roomier for those long trips. | 1.2364 | 0.04269 | 110 | 85 | 24 | 1 |
2086 | Not another URV? | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
2087 | Look Marti! A vintage flying saucer! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2088 | No, sorry, our bathroom's just for family. | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
2089 | We're off to Kepler 62-e for the weekend. You? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2090 | Remember kids, this isn't a race. It's a journey. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2091 | Where do you sleep?" "You sleep? | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2092 | It’s a rental and I think we’re over our mileage allowance. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
2093 | At least ours is more roomy. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2094 | We're looking for a guy named Howard Johnson. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2095 | For the last time, NO! It's an adults-only planet. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2096 | Maybe owning a Winnebago isn't a sign of intelligence in their universe. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2097 | Our only regret is that we didn’t do this sooner. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2098 | One of your tires look flat. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2099 | Our planet has FREE INTERNET!" "Our's has FREE DIVERSITY TRAINING! | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
2100 | Small, infinite space-time continuum, isn't it? | 1.2357 | 0.04132 | 140 | 111 | 25 | 4 |
2101 | Idaho's the other way. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
2102 | Yeah, we thought we'd go native. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2103 | What year is this? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2104 | Excuse me, is the Milky Way at the next exit? | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
2105 | We thought that you were picking up the replicants! | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2106 | What kind of mileage do you get with that thing?" | 1.2353 | 0.04333 | 136 | 109 | 22 | 5 |
2107 | We just got awfully run down by the endless routine of experiments on humans, decided to value our own needs first and retire. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2108 | The giant ball of twine is off the next exit, you can't miss it. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2109 | I told you not to contact me on vacation! | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2110 | One of those imported models. Roomy, but the gas guzzle is enormous. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
2111 | And it has a microwave! | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2112 | We're a little concerned about re-entry. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2113 | Anywhere on Earth we can grill some eggplant and take a shower? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2114 | No we have nothing, it's only on earth that they use an RV as a met lab | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
2115 | Space hog! | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
2116 | Sure it gets lousy gas mileage, but we can have microwave popcorn whenever we want. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
2117 | Apparently this is the answer to avoid a pandemic, an inflation, AND retirement boredom! | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2118 | Could you direct us to the nearest rest area? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2119 | Miles per gallon is a bear, though | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2120 | Do you have any spare dilithium? Gas prices here are ridiculous. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2121 | Ask them where we are! | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2122 | When did you retire? | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2123 | Oh for god sakes, pick a lane! Why do I always get stuck behind these idiots? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2124 | I heard, the planet is full of issues. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2125 | I’d love to see them clean out the holding tank without gravity. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2126 | It’s not like global warming matters up here. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2127 | Another Musk stunt! | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2128 | Bringing trends from Earth again? #Vanlife | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2129 | Makes me miss our Astrovan” | 1.2345 | 0.04037 | 145 | 115 | 26 | 4 |
2130 | So that’s straight ahead two light years and then a sharp left just prior to the black hole? | 1.2342 | 0.05270 | 111 | 92 | 12 | 7 |
2131 | Can you tell me how to get to Area 51? | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2132 | Camp Life~ Space Edition. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
2133 | Living the van life is the best decision we ever made! | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2134 | Pleekar, is that you? Small universe! | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
2135 | Should have gone electric | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2136 | Finally a vehicle that can go both on land and in the air. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2137 | It’s camouflage | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2138 | Like most aliens on holiday, we're eager to get a closer look at Uranus. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2139 | I didn’t think you guys would be coming back from vacation so soon. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2140 | Electric? Heavens, no! It's quantum. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2141 | I've heard about these space tourists. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2142 | Look sweetie--camper in retrograde! Don't sign any contracts for the next 6 weeks. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2143 | We prefer something more spacious. | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
2144 | Do you know of a good space to park around here? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2145 | No, we’re retiring there. It’s near Vegas, not Vega. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2146 | The hipsters are out of this world these days. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2147 | do you know if there's space up ahead for a u-turn? | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
2148 | Midlife crisis. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2149 | Just be back by 11:00, and don’t forget it’s a rental. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2150 | Nowhere special. Just a staycation. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
2151 | Only you could travel to the back of beyond and still run into people from work. | 1.2333 | 0.06130 | 90 | 76 | 7 | 7 |
2152 | The gas prices are too high to settle down there. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
2153 | Honestly, it gets better mileage than you'd think. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2154 | Just say you're inbred. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
2155 | Can you point us in the direction of the nearest gas giant? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2156 | Okay, you kids have fun on Pluto. Dad and I are going to see if we can have the holding tank pumped out here on Saturn. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2157 | We’re just taking a little cross-country road trip. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2158 | We're looking for a breakfast placed called The Flying Saucer. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
2159 | Did you know it's actually more cost efficient to drive | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2160 | The compact model gets much better gas mileage. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2161 | You're in my parallel parking spot. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2162 | Ugh! The old flying saucer design. I thought went out with hula hoops! | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2163 | I've gone *space* camping, and I'm having an extraterrest-real fun time. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2164 | Did you order the pizza? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
2165 | Earthlings have it right: this spacecraft has a couch, kitchen, bed and a toilet - what one does with the toilet we have no idea. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
2166 | I wish we thought of that. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
2167 | We know it looks like a Zenon guzzler, but believe it or not it gets 14 galaxies per gallon. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
2168 | If you lived here, you'd be home by now! | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
2169 | WOW, You have a bathroom! | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
2170 | The family tasted like s’mores. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
2171 | Okay, but does your’s have a bunk bed? | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2172 | We bought it during the pandemic, why? | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2173 | Do you know where we can get some pink flamingos and astroturf? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2174 | Skylight's tiny, true, but the stereo rocks! | 1.2326 | 0.04472 | 129 | 104 | 20 | 5 |
2175 | Even though we're not as fast as you, we're way more comfortable. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2176 | Didn't they see that blackhole inbound traffic has the right of way? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2177 | No matter where we go, tourists everywhere! | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2178 | You’re in our space | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2179 | Yes, but they have to recharge it every seven light years. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2180 | Whoa,more Republicans going home | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2181 | I think it's time to consider some solar panels | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2182 | How did you get that off the ground? | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2183 | Do you know you were doing 100,000 in a 50,000 zone | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2184 | Same space different design guidelines. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2185 | Yes, and it gets seventeen gigaparsecs per gallon. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2186 | We’re looking for the valet. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2187 | Your constant movie references are getting old. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2188 | Where do they put all their geer? | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
2189 | 'They look familiar....' | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2190 | Don't tell anyone, but Alpha Centauri has cheap gas. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2191 | It's from the Spaceballs props sale. | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
2192 | We really enjoy not waiting light years to go pee. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2193 | It’s a little tight around The Belt. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2194 | I think we're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2195 | It seems that RV is far less threatening than UFO. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2196 | The fossil fuels are a little high, and the wormholes are a tight squeeze-- but we like it. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2197 | Sure, it's awfully expensive to drive, but we needed more space. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2198 | It has a toilet. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2199 | Want one? Forget it, they’ve run out of chips. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2200 | Remember, no abductions while we're gone. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2201 | Up Uranus! | 1.2316 | 0.05883 | 95 | 80 | 8 | 7 |
2202 | Bro, is the Alpha Centauri b in this direction?! | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2203 | Forget the trip to Uranus. We're going to Disneyworld! | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2204 | Can you believe these gas prices? | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2205 | The RV parks on Uranus were full, so we are headed to Jupiter. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2206 | You have to tell them, we are not having an extension cord and garden hose running across this galaxy. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2207 | It's time we cut you kids loose. Dad and I need a vacation! | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2208 | 3086 called. It wants its flying saucer back | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2209 | Get out of the fast lane!! | 1.2315 | 0.05361 | 108 | 90 | 11 | 7 |
2210 | It's been converted to electric hyperdrive | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2211 | Ok kids, enough flying around, it's time to dock and get some rest. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
2212 | I get it! This must be why gas costs six dollars a gallon! | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2213 | We get 32 parasecs to the gallon on this baby. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2214 | We beamed up some Earthlings and jacked their ride! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2215 | We’ve got the uncontrollable urge to take Route 66. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2216 | Well, it IS an EV. | 1.2314 | 0.04025 | 121 | 94 | 26 | 1 |
2217 | How far to the nearest rest planet? | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
2218 | Retirement is great! Nothing but open milkyways for the rest of our lightyears... | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
2219 | The so-called "world's largest peanut" isn't even made of peanut. It's fiberglass! Not worth it at all. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2220 | Yellowstone is closed...Death Valley is too hot. We are just going to camp in somebody's driveway instead. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2221 | Where do you sleep in that thing? | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2222 | We decided to tour instead | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2223 | It has a sixty inch flat screen TV. And airconditioning. | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2224 | I thought we'd get some space after coming here! | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2225 | Yeah, the showcase from Let's Make A Deal. Would you believe they thought we were in costumes! | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2226 | Look at the Jetsons showing off again | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
2227 | A familiar vehicle will make intelligent life there more accepting. | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
2228 | Which way to the space cowboys concert? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2229 | We're lost. Do you know the way to Planet Hollywood? It's not on our star map. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2230 | Do you know if there's an RV dump station anywhere in this sector? | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2231 | Is there a planet around here with full hookups? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2232 | It's the cops! I told you our Florida plate's not valid in this galaxy. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2233 | Albert never did know up from down... | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2234 | You should definitely check out Yellowstone while you’re there! | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2235 | Look! Their sunglasses are same as ours | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2236 | Guess we made it out of Tulsa! | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2237 | I’ve never understood the obsession with foreign engineering. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2238 | Hi, can you show me the way to the nearest gun-free zone please? | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
2239 | The seller said it's perfect for off roading | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2240 | Latest model? Do the wheels help you move faster | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2241 | Tired of being Unidentifiable? Have we got a flying object for you! | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
2242 | They need to find a planet with a motel. We don't. | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2243 | We fill up on Earth now that their gas is astronomical. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2244 | We picked it up in a fire sale on Pluto. | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2245 | We opted for the family saucer. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2246 | Win a what? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2247 | We’re looking for a planet with gas under $4 a gallon. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2248 | You said take the skyway and now we are lost in space! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2249 | I hope you like it. They didn't have any t-shirts in your size. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2250 | It's the Ford Galaxy model | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2251 | Their salesperson said it will be endless fun. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2252 | I told you should have asked for directions 100 light years ago, but nooooo. How do we get to Rigel 4? Just go back 4 light years, then make a left and go 5 light years more; you can't miss it. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2253 | Oh no, a UFO! | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2254 | No Warp Drive, but it sleeps seven. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2255 | But do we want them living next door? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2256 | The next galaxy is 500 light years away...thought it best to have a washroom. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2257 | Good luck......We got nowhere with them. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2258 | Can’t we go ANYWHERE without running into those pesky neighbors? | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
2259 | Are we any wheres close to a KOA campground?.... | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
2260 | Way better mileage up here, dude. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2261 | Our travel agent duped us; this is thanatos planet, not an eros one. Locals told us we missed the good stuff by fifty cycles around their star. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2262 | Our GPS is not working either. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2263 | I wonder if they are listening to the Grateful Dead song "Space"? | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
2264 | It was a trade-in. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2265 | Oh that’s just the Joneses they’re always showing off! | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
2266 | Why camp under the stars when you can camp in the stars? | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
2267 | Finally, space to pass. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2268 | Theirs looks so much more comfortable & roomy. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2269 | I told you to take a LEFT at the Shell Station. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2270 | I told you we should get the one with two double bunk beds. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2271 | For long-distance travel, I think we made the right choice. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2272 | We were going to Earth but we hear it’s not chill anymore. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2273 | You're not supposed to pass on the right. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2274 | Of course you can use the bathroom | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2275 | Mom? Dad? What a coincidence! | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2276 | #vanlife | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2277 | They’ll let anyone drive, these days. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2278 | They must be abducting humans from their national parks. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2279 | It even has a backup camera. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2280 | It’s not about the target, it’s about the mission | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2281 | Don’t even mention Kirk if you come to Utah. You know, the whole state’s run by those Picard people. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2282 | Yeah, the mileage sucks, but it's got a shower and satellite t.v. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2283 | we picked this one up in Roswell | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2284 | We felt safer being an IFO | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2285 | We're looking for a Tesla to hook on the back, have you seen one? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2286 | I'm telling you, they'll never notice you're different when you come in one of these babies. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2287 | It’s solar powered | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2288 | Gas mileage is so so but, there's lots of room for packing in abductees . | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
2289 | And there's plenty of space for parking. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
2290 | Yes, they're a primitive species, but this vehicle has a bathroom inside. We traveled hundreds of light years and never thought of that. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
2291 | Of course but we are low on tp. Frank Buckley Andover MA | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2292 | keep a lookout for sea glass. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2293 | You’re gonna want to stay away from that place until they figure things out. | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2294 | Found it at a gas station on Earth with a 'FREE' sign on it. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2295 | License and registration, sir | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2296 | Do you know where the nearest Walmart is? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2297 | Is that the new fuel-efficient model? | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2298 | The space in here is out of this world. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2299 | I hope the restaurant has atmosphere. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2300 | Could you go any slower? I've been stuck behind you for the last 2 solar systems | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2301 | Kids these days… no appreciation for taking the scenic route… | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2302 | Uh Oh! Are we being pulled over for emissions? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2303 | It's a Winnebago. Roomy, comfortable and earthlings don't seem to even notice us when we land. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2304 | Where is the turnoff to Roswell? | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2305 | They haven't updated that design in eons. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
2306 | Yes, you can explore, but don't cross the event horizon. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2307 | We accidentally sucked it up with that cow last week... | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2308 | Nice ride, but have you heard what earthlings are charging for gas? | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2309 | Yes, you can use the bathroom. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
2310 | These tourists are ruining the scenery.... | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2311 | Yes, it's funny looking, but we have a bathroom and galley. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2312 | Going camping? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2313 | Was that a Tesla? | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2314 | If you boom dock in Central Park, be sure to use your invisibility shield so you won't get towed. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2315 | Yes, we’ve heard. Earth is the best place to pump out our toilet. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2316 | I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
2317 | No. Absolutely not. I'm tired of keeping up with the Joneses. | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
2318 | Officers, we were only going at the speed of light. | 1.2273 | 0.04217 | 110 | 86 | 23 | 1 |
2319 | We would have room for the kids if it wasn’t filled with helium. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2320 | You might want to avoid Earth--the gas prices are crazy down there. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2321 | You've beamed us up, Smarty Pants. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2322 | We came here to get away from the traffic. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
2323 | We’re gonna make a space trip out of it and stop at Titus. We’ve heard wonderful things. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
2324 | Its gas mileage is out of this world. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2325 | One billion miles per charge is actually a good mileage for this type of spacecraft. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2326 | A warning...gas prices are out of this world. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2327 | How is it on gas? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2328 | We're lost. Can you give us directions to the third rock from the sun? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2329 | What? So you think you'll be less conspicuous in an RV? You're still little green men! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2330 | See, Jojo? I told you we could use a larger saucer. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2331 | Since being aerodynamic isn't important, why travel in comfort? | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2332 | Route 66 would have been quicker. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2333 | I said left at the junction did I not? | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
2334 | Their culture adds hidden resort fees and taxes to the rate you book online. We swore to ourselves- never again. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2335 | Well, we prefer it to the lousy Earth hotels, but the gallons per light year ratio is killing us! | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2336 | I told you there was a better way to go" | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
2337 | Who you calling a tin can? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2338 | She didn't understand the "nest egg" principle. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2339 | I's got a double bed in the back. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2340 | Mom, dad! What are you doing here? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2341 | How did you know they were obsessed with Spaceballs? | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2342 | How much are you paying for gas? | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
2343 | I don't like to be an RV snob, but our bathroom is bigger than that. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
2344 | How many parsecs per gallon do you get? | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
2345 | Just don’t mention politics and you should be fine! | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2346 | We had to circle for 25 minutes until we found a spot. | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2347 | Sure, their gas bills are nothing, but they probably drive each other nuts in that compact. | 1.2261 | 0.04950 | 115 | 95 | 14 | 6 |
2348 | Take a right at the black hole just up ahead, proceed about 6.3 light-years and earth will be on your left. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2349 | We prefer camping in areas where we already have a lot of familiarity. | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
2350 | Making a living blogging about RV life isn't for everyone but we love it. | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
2351 | We Just Retired! | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2352 | Unlike humans who have long predicted a flying car, extraterrestrials dream of a flying RV. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2353 | Sure, the mileage is not great, but just try parking a saucer behind a Walmart." | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2354 | I told you not the dump our grey water back there. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2355 | To boldly Winnebago where no man has gone before... | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2356 | See, I told you UFOs were real. | 1.2258 | 0.04699 | 124 | 102 | 16 | 6 |
2357 | Wait! You have a bathroom?!? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2358 | No, we aren't staying in any National Parks this summer. We need our space. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2359 | Been there already | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2360 | Excuse me. Do you know of any campgrounds in the area with hook-ups? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2361 | Be sure to stop in Elkhart, IN | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2362 | If the old technology works, why not use it? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2363 | Looks like you took a wrong turn at the blue planet | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2364 | Stay clear of Earth for a while | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2365 | ‘Can you give us a jump-start?’ | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2366 | We just came from Earth. Don't bother. The locals are idiots and the food is all processed. | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
2367 | If this UAP's a rockin' don't come a knockin'! | 1.2252 | 0.05228 | 111 | 93 | 11 | 7 |
2368 | We just got it to cheese off our HOA. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2369 | Well, look who thinks they've come a long way! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2370 | Gas is free up here, right? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2371 | We'll fit right in at the KOA | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2372 | I told you we should’ve gone for the newer model | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2373 | Is that a hybrid ? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2374 | Yes they are spacious but they use so many resources | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2375 | So, how many miles per light year do you get? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2376 | Oh look honey, the Walters must have gotten a souvenir when vacationing on the former planet Earth before it exploded in fossil fuels related climate disaster and societal meltdown- that RV is super cute though! | 1.2248 | 0.04700 | 129 | 107 | 15 | 7 |
2377 | No, we've never heard of "Spaceballs." Why do you ask? | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2378 | We know of a nice campground, but it's a couple of lightyears away. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2379 | How many light years per gallon does it get? | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2380 | It’s great - except for how much it costs in gas. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2381 | Yes, but does YOURS have a spa? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2382 | I told you to stay off I-40. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2383 | Wanna Race? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2384 | Your left rear tire looks low. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2385 | It's a great way to see the world. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2386 | Ok I know you’re hiding another passenger in there. Get out of the HOVer lane | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2387 | You won't believe the gas prices on Mars this summer. | 1.2244 | 0.04125 | 156 | 128 | 21 | 7 |
2388 | Head back five stars and take a left before you get to the Black Hole. It’s in Andromeda.” | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2389 | Earthlings are less threatened by the RV. And the whole beaming them up thing is such a production.” | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2390 | Kids these days just can’t appreciate good, old-fashioned Alpha Centaurian craftsmanship. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2391 | That’s so retro and I bet it doesn’t even run on gas | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2392 | While you were gone we've all turned retro. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2393 | Our last specimens said we would enjoy the extra space. Edgar Zapata, Orlando FL | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2394 | Can we direct them to the nearest camping site? | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
2395 | I thought RVs were for Earth not space.” Alison K. Burns, MASSACHUSETT | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
2396 | How quaint but outdated. And really uncomfortable for any long trips, no? | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
2397 | It's okay, but they make you see Rock City. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
2398 | Stay in your own lane for God’s sake! | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2399 | No, we're not lost. We're just taking the scenic route. | 1.2237 | 0.04812 | 76 | 59 | 17 | 0 |
2400 | Apparently they didn’t need to return to in-person at the office. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2401 | Hello E.T., this is R.V. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2402 | Stay in the right orbit! | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2403 | Do you have any toilet paper? | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2404 | You only said they are helicopter parents. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2405 | It’s clearly a case of unidentity theft. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2406 | Is this the right way to Las Vega? | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2407 | See you kids, Mom and I are finally off to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before, to infinity and beyond! | 1.2235 | 0.06121 | 85 | 72 | 7 | 6 |
2408 | Their fuel costs must be outrageous | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2409 | We prefer a more retro aesthetic | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2410 | Are you Mork and Mindy? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2411 | Well lets see. The January 6 committee is still in session. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2412 | Oh @#$&! Space balls. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2413 | Should we offer them a lift? | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2414 | It’s great on our long trips, but it’s really a gas guzzler. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2415 | We got the idea from an Earth thing called Spaceballs. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2416 | Hey Grandad,minimum speed of light in this lane! | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2417 | "We're going to L.A. before destroying all life on Earth." | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2418 | We’ve been to Earth for work, of course, but now we’re going to truly experience it. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2419 | As per UHO guidelines, you need to quarantine for 14 years before entering our galaxy. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2420 | We're steering clear of planet Earth until the price of gas comes down. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2421 | Coming or going? | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2422 | Did you catch the license plate on that reckless Tesla? | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2423 | We want to go to diners and really listen to what the fly over people think. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2424 | It's the gas - it's sky high. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2425 | One word: Roswell. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2426 | Zur and Zor did a great conversion job on Elon Musk’s Roadster | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2427 | If you go to Earth, pass on Area 51, but definitely check out Yellowstone. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2428 | Of course we’re on Instagram. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2429 | Oh look! It's the Griswolds! | 1.2233 | 0.05332 | 103 | 86 | 11 | 6 |
2430 | Electric is all the rage nowadays | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2431 | Any chance you’ve seen a pink Dreamcamper roll by in the past lightyear? | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
2432 | He stole our Tesla to manufacture it at a profit | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2433 | Haven't you heard that gas is over $5 a gallon? | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2434 | We needed to get away from it all. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2435 | Ask them, they'll know the nearest KOA. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2436 | Is this the roundup spot? Are we the first ones here? | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2437 | ET in the RV, baby! | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2438 | Retro!? | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2439 | ...the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Yosemite and Area 51. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2440 | We're going to Disneyworld. | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
2441 | Quick, they're gonna steal your space! | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2442 | Just look at all that room, for abductions, for testing…… | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2443 | We knew it would be a long trip, so we decided to take our bigger car. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2444 | Who the hell is Mister Softee? | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2445 | The third planet’s leader is named Mel Brooks. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2446 | Kids, stay close. There's a black hole up ahead. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2447 | Do you come here often? | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2448 | Abduction? Hell, we just wanted to empty our septic tank. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2449 | We couldn't afford the price of gas so we bought a Flux Capacitor from Doc Brown. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2450 | We retired to travel the universe | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2451 | Pull Over! You were going faster than light!!! | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2452 | Gas guzzler! | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2453 | Talk about fuel efficiency. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
2454 | Got a good deal on it, earthlings can’t afford the gas. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2455 | I would not go to Earth for vacation. I’ve heard that some Earthlings put ketchup on their Mac & Cheese! | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
2456 | Summer rental vehicles are scarce right? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2457 | Can you point us to Orion's Belt-way? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2458 | We are looking for the Luna Estates RV park. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2459 | There is room to swing a thing called a cat. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2460 | No ,no GRAY POUPON. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2461 | Accoutrements,what is that? | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 92 | 24 | 1 |
2462 | Hey, it's only got 80,000 light years on it | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2463 | Don’t waste your time, Yosemite is packed. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2464 | We just came from earth, no signs of intelligent life there so don’t waste your time. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2465 | Second on the right and straight on until morning | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2466 | The left lane is for passing, not driving! | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2467 | s “Look Marge! It’s one of those old timey covered wagons!” “Ain’t that a hoot!” | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2468 | Signs of intelligent vanlife! | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2469 | Which way to Nomadland? | 1.2214 | 0.03951 | 131 | 104 | 25 | 2 |
2470 | The closest RV park is about a light year away. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2471 | When did Earth become a thrift store? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2472 | Is that the new model?" "Yes, it's a lot less conspicuous. And you can't beat the gas mileage. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2473 | Dealer said driving one of these things would cost us right out of this world. | 1.2212 | 0.05294 | 113 | 96 | 9 | 8 |
2474 | Ours is a pop-up, to see the views | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2475 | Take a right after the forth star on the left and you'll hit the RV park on your right after 4 lightyears. You can't miss is. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2476 | Yeah, we got this on a trade-in down in the Milky Way! | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
2477 | « Yosemite Park? Just drive 500 light-years northward, you are almost there » | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2478 | It helps us escape our offspring.” | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2479 | Don't you just hate these people who drive slow in the fast lane ? | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2480 | We know it's small, but the mileage is much better. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2481 | Yes, w have a flush toilet. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2482 | We picked it up cheap in Phoenix. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2483 | Where's the nearest Walmart parking lot? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2484 | Just think how much easier it would be to parallel park. | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2485 | - Pleeeease ask for directions! | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2486 | We couldn’t justify the gas for the saucer any longer | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2487 | Andromeda? Two light years. Left at the light. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2488 | I really like the mileage in anti-gravity. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2489 | We were told about a new gas station with prices that were out of this world! | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2490 | If you think nuclear fusion is expensive you should try filling up this baby. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2491 | But do you know of any routes that avoid Earth? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2492 | Just so they don't park it in the front yard. (word bubble indicates it's coming from both vehicles.) | 1.2211 | 0.05635 | 95 | 80 | 9 | 6 |
2493 | Where we're going we do need roads. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2494 | That moment you realize the RV you have been trying to pass since Jupiter is driven by your parents. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2495 | Darn those Joneses! | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2496 | Our abductees wanted better travel accommodations. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2497 | Yup! There was even a stocked mini-fridge. You two might consider saving for an upgrade. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2498 | North Yellowstone is closed due to flood damage | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2499 | The price of nuclear fusion was absolutely killing us. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2500 | Sure it’s big, but it gets 35 light years a gallon. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2501 | We thought RV was just another name for an UFO model. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2502 | Driving that guzzler with the price of plutonium at the pump these days? | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2503 | That's as big as Uranus. | 1.2205 | 0.04170 | 127 | 102 | 22 | 3 |
2504 | We were headed to Area 51, but I think we made a wrong turn at Albuquerque. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2505 | ...and we're avoiding the main roads and paying in cash. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2506 | The Grand Canyon is over-rated. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2507 | That thing has 100,000,000 miles on it! | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2508 | Do you know a safe place where we can stop for the night? | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
2509 | We're taking the scenic route. We have lightyears to get there. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2510 | I bet their cost of gas is astronomical | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2511 | Is this the Ghost of COVID Summer 2021 or 2022? | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2512 | Which one of you is Elvis? | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
2513 | We upgraded once we had the kids. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
2514 | They’ll never suspect an attack when we fly in on this RECREATIONAL Vehicle…” | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2515 | Excuse us, hi, we're looking for directions to the GREAT outdoors. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2516 | Sure the retro look is great but how's your mileage? | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2517 | Gosh, look how down to earth our old neighbors are now. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2518 | I'll have a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet Pepsi. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2519 | We like the convenience but we only get 3 lightyears per gallon. | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2520 | The blue one's got fabulous foie gras. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2521 | A dinosaur! | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2522 | which way to MacDonalds? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2523 | It blends in much better, but the hookup fees are brutal. | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
2524 | Sweet ride but the gas is killing us. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2525 | They had it modified made after winning the Show Case on the Price is Right. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2526 | I am told it gets good fuel economy in the vacuum of space. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2527 | They're charging an arm and a tail for hookups at Jupiter | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2528 | What are they looking at? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2529 | I love this parking space | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
2530 | Yeah, there are still some analog versions floating around. | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
2531 | I thought we’d left early enough to avoid the traffic! | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2532 | Inertia gets it great mileage | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2533 | In our defense, the dealer did throw in the tow hitch for free. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2534 | So, what kinda mileage you guys get outa that? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2535 | Dude! Is that a food truck?! | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
2536 | Oh! Their model has its own bathroom. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2537 | First we grab their RVs, then their TVs, then finally their BVDs.” | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2538 | Be sure you don’t miss the left turn at Albuquerque | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
2539 | So far at the trailer parks, we fit right in. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2540 | We're up to 258 planets and 47 states. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2541 | See, it’s those sort of space vans that cause cosmic climate change. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2542 | what is it called? I think the humans called it...a fuck? | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2543 | That ride is out of this world | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2544 | Tell me again why you don’t like the gps? | 1.2190 | 0.05410 | 105 | 89 | 9 | 7 |
2545 | They are asking if we know where the nearest laser hookup is. | 1.2190 | 0.04056 | 105 | 82 | 23 | 0 |
2546 | Greetings from the Ford Galaxy. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2547 | Hey there, do you know where the nearest bathroom is? | 1.2188 | 0.04698 | 128 | 107 | 14 | 7 |
2548 | How much did they give you for the saucer? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2549 | Why don't the tires explode? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2550 | Go down two light years. Should be a gas station on the right. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2551 | It was a steal! The previous owners wanted to take it far, but couldn't afford gas to take it out the driveway. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2552 | We have ice cold beer! What do you have? | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2553 | OK ... next year we're going to bring the kids. | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2554 | it doesn't really fair as a space craft but we'll see | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2555 | They figured out a way to dump toilet waste outside. Very advanced technology. | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
2556 | Curfew is midnight; you're grounded. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2557 | I guess we’re not in Kansas anymore | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2558 | This is a popular model, so the leather seats are optional." | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2559 | R U AN RV 2? | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2560 | Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2561 | We traded it in, finally going cross-galaxy like we've always dreamed. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2562 | We seem to have ended up in the wrong galaxy. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2563 | Forget about it. L.L. Bean was gone.' \ | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2564 | Working remote on the road, just trying to live our best lives. Are you guys back in the office now? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2565 | Let's find a more secluded spot. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
2566 | They must be from a flyover galaxy. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2567 | Don’t laugh until you’ve camped on Pluto. | 1.2182 | 0.05065 | 110 | 92 | 12 | 6 |
2568 | Don't bother asking, they're guys, just as lost.... | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
2569 | Extra terrestrial van life | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2570 | You’re not gonna want to see those gas prices… | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2571 | Look at us we're boomers spending our kids inheritance, hurr durr. Hahaha. | 1.2180 | 0.04694 | 133 | 112 | 13 | 8 |
2572 | Go straight for two light years, turn right and Starbucks is there on your left | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2573 | Well, it sleeps four and has a kitchen | 1.2178 | 0.04128 | 101 | 79 | 22 | 0 |
2574 | We got tired of making pit stops. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2575 | Well I guess that works if you only want to visit Roswell, New Mexico… | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
2576 | You should wait a bit, visit Earth after the heat has killed all the pests. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2577 | ' Time travel is weird Honey, are we before after or after before?' | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2578 | You're telling me. Gas prices are out of this world! | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2579 | License and registration, please. | 1.2178 | 0.04128 | 101 | 79 | 22 | 0 |
2580 | If I was going there, I wouldn't start from here | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
2581 | How far to the next orbit | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2582 | They wanted something different and so we traded. | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
2583 | Excuse me, are you smuggling any illegal aliens in your Winnebago? | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2584 | It's MPG aren't the only things out of this world. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2585 | Gas drivers looking at EV owners. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2586 | Is that the new ETV? How does it handle the void? | 1.2177 | 0.04217 | 124 | 100 | 21 | 3 |
2587 | Sunday driver! | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2588 | We get better mileage in space. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2589 | We paid extra for the luxury model! | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2590 | You gotta try one. Humans know how to have fun! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2591 | It’s fine as long as you don’t use the bathroom. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2592 | How do people grill hamburgers up here? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2593 | Probably not enough room for a Kuerig | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2594 | Yes we retired earlier this light-year but we're still on the go-go-go! | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2595 | The new model looks like such an improvement for world travel. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2596 | Breaking Bad: Part 2 No one will find us out here. | 1.2174 | 0.06807 | 69 | 59 | 5 | 5 |
2597 | Left lane is for passing only! | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2598 | We asked the dealer to set us up with an unidentified object that people can identify with. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2599 | How many miles per hour does that thing get? | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2600 | Yeah that may be able to eat and sleep in that thing, but we’re killing them on miles per galaxy. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2601 | Uh-oh!! She is hinting that on this highway we are supposed to be in the right lane only! | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2602 | You're right, we met them on Space Mountain. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2603 | You're not planning to land in that saucer, are you? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2604 | We thought you were a fly-in not a drive up! | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2605 | RV, UFO, we're just alien emojis in cyberspace, TBH. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2606 | It is absolute luxury, but we still have to stop on asteroids to poop. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2607 | No offense, we prefer invasions to feel more recreational. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2608 | Nope, six bucks a gallon, let's try Neptune. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2609 | It's not sleek, but it is spacious. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2610 | Do you guys remember on which planet this damn conveyance works? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2611 | The cosmos hasn't been the same since Spaceballs. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2612 | Take us to Florida! | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2613 | Turn right... gas is cheaper on Mars. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2614 | Walmart parking lot? Second star on the left and straight on til morning. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2615 | Wow,Cool I know, right?! | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2616 | Be back before dark. Meet you at the camp site. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2617 | I overheard an earthling saying it's like travelling in your home. | 1.2164 | 0.04152 | 134 | 109 | 21 | 4 |
2618 | We traded with a couple in Roswell. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2619 | It's roomier than it looks. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2620 | You have to bring it back! | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
2621 | Where's you EV? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2622 | The 2nd left after Neptune? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2623 | We found it on Craigslist | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2624 | Could you tell me which direction to the Milky Way? | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
2625 | Why don't you peasants switch to electric space fuel too? | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
2626 | You have to call way ahead... | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
2627 | Nah, we're leaving. There's no #vanlife on Mars. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
2628 | We're collecting bears. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2629 | This is the new Saturn RV. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2630 | We prefer the RV. As you know, terraforming certainly tries one's patience. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2631 | We picked it up on Earth for real cheap, well, free, actually. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2632 | The entire Earth is a dumping station | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2633 | We are looking for the Winnebago Constellation. How did you know? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2634 | Right lane except to pass! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2635 | These are going for half-price down there! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2636 | What's your mileage? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2637 | RV in the fast lane?? Tourists! Smdh ufos gtfo lol | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2638 | The price of GAS is out of this world. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2639 | Wow, with the price of gas, how do they afford that thing? | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2640 | There’s a station to the left of Mars. $3.50 a gallon. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2641 | ‘And best of all, parking hasn’t been a problem’ | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2642 | It's got a bed and bath. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2643 | You're sure that was the George Washington Bridge, Herald?!? | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2644 | Well, it had this fabulous overdrive. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2645 | It was a pandemic impulse buy. Don't judge. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2646 | We love it, and we got an amazing trade-in on the saucer. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2647 | Hope you guys are vaccinated. We were sent back." | 1.2157 | 0.05329 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
2648 | Yup, we’re going undercover to earth | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2649 | The good news is we've fully assimilated with the nomadic tribesmen. The bad news is we're at war with every other driver on the road. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2650 | Space Highway Patrol enforcing Moon Speed Limit | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
2651 | It's for retrograde motion. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
2652 | We're on empty, how far is the next gas station? | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
2653 | I bet their vehicle is more fuel efficient. | 1.2153 | 0.03838 | 144 | 116 | 25 | 3 |
2654 | We are going to earth for our RV vacation. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2655 | You know they are an advanced species if they get satellite TV | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2656 | We’re so happy to find a food truck in this galaxy! Deb Sherrer, Shelburne, VT | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2657 | Their vacation on earth is going to cost a fortune with the price of gas right now. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2658 | Look George! It's the Joneses in one of those Teslas that run on ozone. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2659 | Now everyone has discovered our vacation spot. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2660 | Yes,we DO know an electric vehicle is more efficient. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2661 | Hey Jerry! How's your wife doing? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2662 | 13 miles to the gallon. You? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2663 | The state fairs were such a treat. But you'll need a camper van like this to blend in. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2664 | Can you tell us the way to Ft. Lauderdale? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2665 | There go the Jones', showing off again. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2666 | If you got to go, better come in. There aren't any facilities for the next 11 light years. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2667 | Are you serious? Yellowstone National Park is closed? | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2668 | Darn cops! Hide your gun. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2669 | How much did you pay for gas? | 1.2149 | 0.04265 | 121 | 98 | 20 | 3 |
2670 | We decided to stay local this summer. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2671 | The extra room's a big plus, but we're taking a hit on the mileage. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2672 | Can you tell us how to find our way back on the Asteroid Beltway? | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2673 | We prefer URV. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2674 | Yeah, straight on til morning. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2675 | California? Left at Andromena and then look for the smoke. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2676 | We always take this bus on our trips to Uranus. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2677 | I wonder what kind of gas mileage they get on that saucer. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2678 | The guy in Montana said it was fun to drive. We’re more of a ‘meh’ on it. | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2679 | It's slow but comfortable. | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2680 | YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP YELLOWSTONE.' | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2681 | We need to terminate an unwanted pregnancy. Please show us the way to California. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2682 | We shoulda taken a left at Alpha Centauri. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2683 | Nice ride that you stole. | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2684 | They're still allowing those things on the road? | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2685 | They sent the Tesla Roadster back because it wasn’t roomy enough. Don’t even ask about the postage. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2686 | Yeah, fine, you’ve get more out of each gallon. But you’re not travelling with kids and a dog! | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2687 | Do you know how to get to Roswell? We're going to visit relatives. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2688 | OK, Boomers. Yield the right of way! | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2689 | Is there a Cracker Barrel around here? We have been flying for a while and my partners hungry. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2690 | I'm not going to keep flying around in circles, it's my parking space. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2691 | We took a wrong turn at Albequarke. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2692 | I couldn’t go another minute without a bathroom. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2693 | Yes, you can use it, but don't flush. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2694 | Must be a vintage object convention in town. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2695 | Zero to light in 8 seconds; how 'bout yours? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2696 | fellow alien is there a KOA camp ground in this universe | 1.2136 | 0.04058 | 103 | 81 | 22 | 0 |
2697 | Musk sent us, why? | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2698 | You see Zorb, they always bring such cute things back from their vacations! | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2699 | pardon, but is bloomingdale's to the right of left on 59th street? | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2700 | It must be great to be retired. Just travel around the universe, jump in the old RV, and visit the planets. I can hardly wait. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2701 | Earth is onto us! | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2702 | Now remember. After you befriend them around the RV park. Inject them with a microchip hidden in a vaccine , we can then take over this planet of idiots. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2703 | The Jetsons meet the Klampets at the trekkie convention. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2704 | Oh, look, Marv, that nice young couple next door got a new Tesla! | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2705 | We picked it up from the previous owners. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2706 | Road trip? Something like that. | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
2707 | Honey,I think we made the wrong turn, this no longer looks like Rt. 66 | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2708 | Can you direct me to Branson? | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2709 | We’ve got a flat. Can we borrow your AAA card? | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2710 | Hey, your one of your brake lights is out. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2711 | You just ran that red star! | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2712 | Thank God for this passing lane. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2713 | The KOA is full | 1.2130 | 0.04171 | 108 | 86 | 21 | 1 |
2714 | Did you spot any good parking? | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2715 | It has a bathroom in case we get stuck in traffic. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2716 | The next park with a sewer hookup is three light years away. Better call ahead and make a reservation. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2717 | Since covid we would rather avoid crowds | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2718 | If they can't figure out how to drive the thing they should stay home. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2719 | Wherever your travels take you, stay the fuck away from Earth! | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2720 | You should see them when we pull into the WalMart parking lot. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2721 | Tiny House The next generation | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2722 | Go straight for 4 million light years, then turn left. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2723 | Its the best way to experience the open galaxy. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2724 | We bought it before we had any idea what gas prices were going to do. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2725 | Getting about a million miles per gallon in space | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2726 | They drive like they're from Pluto. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2727 | We know it's slow, but the cost of rooms in this galaxy have skyrocketed. | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2728 | Look Bob, now we know where the Smiths went on vacation! | 1.2125 | 0.06083 | 80 | 68 | 7 | 5 |
2729 | The mileage sucks, but it gets less attention in the Walmart parking lots. | 1.2125 | 0.06083 | 80 | 68 | 7 | 5 |
2730 | We told you that the john would be useful. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2731 | You eff O! | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2732 | Walmart said no. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2733 | It may be more comfortable, but can it reach the speed of light? | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
2734 | ‘We save cash by moondocking.’ | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2735 | $5 per gallon,but the milage is great | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2736 | You don't just see the galaxy, you experience it!" | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2737 | It must be Throwback Thursday! | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2738 | Make a left for Alpha Centauri. Can you tell us how to get to Santa Fe? | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2739 | yeah, and who is going to pay for YOUR retirement, you ungrateful DINKs | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2740 | I know, right! | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2741 | It was this or the probe thing again. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2742 | Why yes, our Kelvatron is running! | 1.2121 | 0.05424 | 99 | 84 | 9 | 6 |
2743 | Yeah, we're really hurting with gas prices what they are. | 1.2121 | 0.04028 | 132 | 107 | 22 | 3 |
2744 | Does your ride have a shower? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2745 | I thought gas prices had gone up! | 1.2119 | 0.04315 | 118 | 96 | 19 | 3 |