Contest #808


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808

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “We thought we’d try a flying object they could identify.”
  2. “We can comfortably abduct a family of four.”
  3. “You miss so much at light speed.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-06-26T18:58:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-07-17T19:00:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-07-04T19:02:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 11 & 18, 2022
Number of captions 5576
Number of responses 892788
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Yeah, Florida was just getting too weird for us. 1.9310 0.01078 5858 2211 1840 1807
1 The U.S, Supreme Court repealed the law of gravity because it wasn't mentioned in the Constitution so we jut took off with it, 1.9176 0.01188 5121 2078 1387 1656
2 No matter how far we go, your freaking parents always show up. 1.9162 0.01155 5002 1895 1631 1476
3 Trump sent us, we're looking for 11,780 votes. 1.8969 0.01383 3714 1531 1035 1148
4 We just empty it over Florida 1.8958 0.01242 4521 1835 1322 1364
5 We thought we'd try a Flying Object they could Identify. 1.8858 0.01120 5357 2140 1689 1528
6 We cut our trip to Earth short - great scenery but no sign of intelligent life. 1.8840 0.01109 5501 2217 1705 1579
7 And don't bother with Roswell. It's such a tourist trap. 1.8814 0.01114 5078 1935 1810 1333
8 '' Swallow your pride, dear, and just ask them for directions." 1.8735 0.01097 5303 2069 1836 1398
9 We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty 1.8707 0.01139 5189 2126 1608 1455
10 Yeah, Earth. How could you tell? 1.8549 0.01118 4858 1879 1805 1174
11 What we learned is you can't trust Google Maps. 1.8549 0.01124 5030 2015 1730 1285
12 We can comfortably abduct a family of four. 1.8520 0.01064 5481 2165 1962 1354
13 Any chance you can be a little more specific than make a right at the light? 1.8418 0.01496 2667 1040 1009 618
14 It was a constellation prize. 1.8409 0.01188 4525 1863 1519 1143
15 You may be 3,445,000 times faster, but we've got a toilet. 1.8333 0.01288 3600 1424 1352 824
16 It's very blue; hard to miss. If you reach the one with Rings, you've gone too far. 1.8272 0.01047 5313 2085 2061 1167
17 Just looking for the nearest rest stop, someone’s got to go number 6 1.8180 0.01215 4417 1915 1391 1111
18 You may be faster, but we have a bathroom. 1.8166 0.01507 2426 931 1009 486
19 Couple watching TV in the back don't even know we abducted them. 1.8131 0.01117 5041 2143 1697 1201
20 We rented it with unlimited mileage. 1.8125 0.01158 4384 1776 1654 954
21 That’s us before we had kids. 1.8122 0.01044 5340 2150 2043 1147
22 Would it kill you to ask for directions? 1.8064 0.01259 3761 1556 1377 828
23 If Jupiter is crowded, try Mercury. It’s hot this time of year, but it’s a dry heat. 1.8000 0.01130 4616 1915 1709 992
24 We went in peace and left with incredibly low monthly payments. 1.7994 0.01511 2592 1079 954 559
25 The salesman was right, these were flying off the lot. 1.7869 0.01290 3440 1429 1315 696
26 Your blinker's been on for the last 11 million light years. 1.7863 0.01164 4549 1992 1537 1020
27 Take us to your dealer . 1.7834 0.01068 5370 2353 1827 1190
28 We're going to empty the septic tank on earth. They'll never know the difference. 1.7792 0.01204 4329 1942 1401 986
29 We needed more space. 1.7744 0.01101 4902 2134 1740 1028
30 Yeah, it's slower, but we don't have to hassle with finding a planet for the night! 1.7715 0.01141 4158 1709 1690 759
31 You mean I've had my blinker on since Alpha Centauri? 1.7615 0.01066 5060 2201 1865 994
32 If you see the ringed planet you've gone too far....and lock your doors passing that third planet. 1.7611 0.01284 3466 1503 1288 675
33 It's not fancy, but it gets 32 light-years per gallon. 1.7604 0.01274 3397 1441 1329 627
34 We're vacationing in Area 51 again, but we don't want to draw so much attention this time. 1.7546 0.01213 3936 1741 1420 775
35 Hey! You're left blinker's been on since Alpha Centauri. 1.7538 0.01258 3582 1565 1334 683
36 It can probe six comfortably. 1.7496 0.01048 5618 2614 1797 1207
37 No sign of intelligent life, but really cheap RVs" 1.7487 0.01130 4647 2110 1595 942
38 We even have satellite TV ! 1.7485 0.01157 4183 1829 1577 777
39 We love camping out under the stars. 1.7482 0.01133 4400 1935 1638 827
40 Yeah, we just couldn't fit the kids in the saucer anymore. 1.7471 0.01124 4254 1816 1698 740
41 It says right here, Maps to the Stars’ Homes. 1.7409 0.01572 2316 1040 836 440
42 Could we use your bathroom? 1.7387 0.01117 4477 1987 1673 817
43 Don't judge. It has a bathroom. 1.7373 0.01095 4473 1940 1768 765
44 The worst part was the DMV 1.7328 0.01167 4271 1965 1482 824
45 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.7325 0.01134 4934 2402 1450 1082
46 It's roomy but only gets 5 light years per gallon. 1.7196 0.01345 2825 1229 1159 437
47 Once the kids moved out, Bob and I decided let’s just go for it. 1.7045 0.01371 2667 1179 1097 391
48 'Pizza's here! ' 1.7017 0.01446 2756 1327 924 505
49 They weren't kidding about all-terrain. 1.6712 0.01460 2555 1254 887 414
50 look ! it's an original bubble top. 1.6535 0.01838 1550 767 553 230
51 We’re looking for an affordable retirement planet. 1.6487 0.01618 2038 1027 700 311
52 Holy crap, it's my parents! 1.6282 0.01945 1630 918 400 312
53 License and registration, please. Are you aware that you were cruising at the speed of light? 1.6270 0.01936 1480 789 454 237
54 My husband’s too embarrassed to ask for directions to Uranus. 1.6243 0.04017 362 199 100 63
55 The handling's not great, but the space is unbeatable. 1.6238 0.01933 1393 723 471 199
56 Of all the spheres and all the planets, they have to move into ours 1.6231 0.02346 926 476 323 127
57 Are we there yet? 1.6131 0.02220 1127 615 333 179
58 It’s all about blending in. Bring enough beer and you’re golden. 1.6123 0.02064 1215 641 404 170
59 We picked it up on our last trip to New Mexico. 1.6118 0.02063 1270 685 393 192
60 Best of all, the bathroom has a black hole. 1.6093 0.02173 1231 692 328 211
61 Keep going! The gas prices on this planet are outrageous! 1.6083 0.02100 1177 626 386 165
62 This sleeps four abductees comfortably. 1.6065 0.02138 1141 610 370 161
63 ‘Can we use your bathroom?’ 1.6052 0.02145 1203 664 350 189
64 Turn left," I said. But no! "I know a better way," he said 1.5913 0.02368 969 542 281 146
65 We just came from there. You're going to love the portions. 1.5913 0.02341 964 532 294 138
66 So what? This one has a bathroom. 1.5900 0.02380 956 535 278 143
67 I can remember when the word ‘space’ actually meant something. 1.5881 0.02362 1039 603 261 175
68 We ran out of gas a billion years ago. 1.5876 0.02397 919 510 278 131
69 We need to stop. We heard a Big Bang. 1.5795 0.02711 799 473 189 137
70 As Yogi Berra said: “We’re lost but we’re making good time” 1.5785 0.02461 885 502 254 129
71 You miss so much at light speed. 1.5755 0.02682 775 450 204 121
72 No, Margaret, I do not need you to ask them for directions. 1.5749 0.02415 934 537 257 140
73 Yeah, we skipped earth. Gas prices are astronomical! 1.5733 0.02516 839 478 241 120
74 Mom? Dad? 1.5733 0.02499 839 475 247 117
75 Are we in the future or you in the past? 1.5731 0.02688 759 439 205 115
76 We're going back to Earth for more beer, you guys need anything? 1.5729 0.02567 803 457 232 114
77 It has all the creature comforts. 1.5711 0.02492 774 423 260 91
78 We're getting the band back together 1.5688 0.02775 814 506 153 155
79 Now that we're retired, we decided to see the universe. 1.5687 0.02680 721 409 214 98
80 You go invade. We’ll look for parking. 1.5674 0.02827 675 391 185 99
81 Do you know how to get back on the Milky Way? 1.5669 0.02653 718 404 221 93
82 Get outta the goddam fast lane! 1.5665 0.02819 692 405 182 105
83 We’re lost, but my husband refuses to ask for directions. 1.5632 0.02794 728 435 176 117
84 Harold, for the love of God, will you please pull over ask for directions? 1.5598 0.02861 711 432 160 119
85 We always said we'd drive across the universe when we retired. 1.5577 0.02845 615 349 189 77
86 No, you can’t use ours. You should have thought about that before you left. 1.5507 0.02864 641 377 175 89
87 We picked it up in Roswell. It is a classic. 1.5475 0.03016 590 352 153 85
88 Just wanted to let you know your brake light is out 1.5470 0.02753 638 364 199 75
89 We’re visiting the grandkids in Roswell. 1.5460 0.02930 630 378 160 92
90 They were a primitive form of life except for this one brilliant invention. 1.5426 0.03008 575 341 156 78
91 That's right. We're retired now. 1.5418 0.02920 598 352 168 78
92 I hope you rented that with the unlimited mileage plan. 1.5411 0.03122 560 340 137 83
93 Which way to the climate-change denying planet? 1.5398 0.03229 515 311 130 74
94 Area 51's got an RV park! 1.5392 0.02756 612 348 198 66
95 We don't plan to colonize, just a weekend getaway. 1.5387 0.02857 594 344 180 70
96 We haven’t found any intelligent life, but we did find this. 1.5381 0.03050 565 339 148 78
97 Do you know why I pulled you over? 1.5363 0.03358 468 282 121 65
98 UFOs are so sixties, you know. 1.5361 0.03008 513 293 165 55
99 „Yeah, it‘s an import.“ 1.5358 0.02894 573 332 175 66
100 Did you know that your parents would be here? 1.5352 0.03048 540 319 153 68
101 Sorry, our GPS cut out too. 1.5341 0.02967 543 315 166 62
102 This is what happens when you refuse to stop for directions. 1.5326 0.03231 522 321 124 77
103 Our close encounter was with a very persuasive used car salesman. 1.5319 0.03295 502 309 119 74
104 No, we can't find a charging station either. 1.5319 0.03295 502 309 119 74
105 Well, we wanted something with more space. 1.5298 0.03272 487 295 126 66
106 How many light years to the gallon does it get? 1.5297 0.02899 572 335 171 66
107 It’s not rocket science. 1.5291 0.02998 533 312 160 61
108 I told him to ask for directions two galaxies ago. 1.5290 0.03170 518 314 134 70
109 We're retired, you? 1.5289 0.03004 537 316 158 63
110 The mileage isn’t great, but it can abduct up to eight comfortably! 1.5288 0.03207 520 319 127 74
111 We’re looking for a place with a sewage hook up. Earth was full. 1.5286 0.03215 560 356 112 92
112 Pass on the left, you idiot! 1.5283 0.03161 477 279 144 54
113 We plan to camp out under the stars. 1.5268 0.03042 560 340 145 75
114 We needed to find open space to park. But this place has no atmosphere 1.5262 0.03163 496 296 139 61
115 We’re working from home. 1.5258 0.03096 542 330 139 73
116 Sir, I’m going to need you to step out of the vehicle 1.5254 0.03367 493 310 107 76
117 We felt very uncomfortable in Roswell, but we felt right at home in Vegas. 1.5244 0.03104 492 289 148 55
118 The hardest part is finding a place with sewer and electricity hookups. 1.5233 0.02985 516 300 162 54
119 Stay away from the third planet 1.5226 0.03078 509 302 148 59
120 Yeah,it has a bathroom, why ? 1.5222 0.03027 540 324 150 66
121 See, I told you that we wouldn't be the only ones traveling during Covid 1.5219 0.03096 479 279 150 50
122 Florida? You're heading to Florida? 1.5211 0.03341 451 273 121 57
123 Picked this bad boy up at Earth's going out of business sale! 1.5204 0.03377 465 288 112 65
124 Nice turn signal, asshole! 1.5204 0.03396 490 312 101 77
125 It makes abductions way easier. 1.5198 0.03391 429 258 119 52
126 Let me guess...you bought yours during the pandemic. 1.5189 0.03111 476 279 147 50
127 We sold our place in Roswell and live here fulltime! 1.5176 0.03188 512 316 127 69
128 Uh-oh, they're millenials. Just pretend you don't see them. 1.5157 0.03264 446 266 130 50
129 We’ve been really satisfied with the upgrade to ‘identified’ flying object. 1.5144 0.03400 451 280 110 61
130 We abduct them, then take them on a tour of their national parks. 1.5137 0.03307 473 293 117 63
131 You can find cheap gas in Uranus. 1.5134 0.03447 448 281 104 63
132 They were delicious AND came in this cool box... 1.5121 0.03711 414 268 80 66
133 Screw the invasion, we're retired. 1.5089 0.03200 507 317 122 68
134 We have a bumper sticker that says, "Our other car is a UFO". 1.5070 0.03542 430 274 94 62
135 They stole our UFO for research, we stole their bus 1.5058 0.03487 429 270 101 58
136 Eleven mpg on the highway, 1.2 light years in the galaxy. 1.5053 0.03045 475 280 150 45
137 The handling is poor but it has room to abduct a whole family. 1.5047 0.03506 426 269 99 58
138 With the kids gone, we just thought, "why not"? 1.5043 0.03180 468 284 132 52
139 Roswell is absolutely worth an extra day. 1.5042 0.03202 472 289 128 55
140 We're pulling out, if you want our spot. 1.5000 0.03459 384 232 112 40
141 Its a loaner. Our saucer is in the shop. 1.4976 0.03413 420 261 109 50
142 We get it, you've been to Earth. 1.4975 0.03458 396 243 109 44
143 Just be glad we're not behind them. 1.4972 0.03773 360 228 85 47
144 What kind of light-yearage are you getting on that thing? 1.4967 0.03226 459 283 124 52
145 Are you the guys from Triple-A? 1.4963 0.03464 409 255 105 49
146 Mom, Dad, we can explain.... 1.4962 0.03583 391 246 96 49
147 Terrible mileage, but we can sleep just about anywhere. 1.4950 0.03461 404 251 106 47
148 I said find ET not RV 1.4948 0.03566 388 243 98 47
149 If you had one, you’d be home by now. 1.4942 0.03376 429 268 110 51
150 The decoded transmission apparently says "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty." 1.4941 0.03537 421 271 92 58
151 Avoid that blue marble. They’re nuts!!! 1.4933 0.03808 373 243 76 54
152 Orion? Uh-oh,you should have turned left two light years ago. 1.4924 0.03383 396 241 115 40
153 I don't even know what Gray Poupon is. 1.4894 0.03915 378 255 61 62
154 It's much easier to convince them that they're not being abducted 1.4880 0.03579 375 235 97 43
155 You don’t want to go there, that’s why we left 1.4878 0.03388 410 255 110 45
156 Well, they have this thing down there called Craig's List. 1.4851 0.03931 336 218 73 45
157 We never thought we’d be those 5,000 year olds that owned an RV but here we are. 1.4848 0.03796 330 207 86 37
158 Yeah, take a left. 1.4842 0.03754 349 222 85 42
159 There’s grandma and grandpa! 1.4837 0.03967 337 221 69 47
160 We just wanted to take our time and really see the universe. 1.4812 0.03780 320 199 88 33
161 Yellowstone was closed!? After we drove all this way?? 1.4810 0.03666 343 214 93 36
162 35 trillion gallons to the light-year if we don’t use the air conditioning. 1.4802 0.03531 379 239 98 42
163 We scored this sweet ride during an abduction last summer. 1.4799 0.03627 348 217 95 36
164 Can you believe they’re still flying that old gas guzzling camper? 1.4798 0.03091 471 292 132 47
165 No, I do not have any Grey Poupon. 1.4798 0.03627 371 237 90 44
166 I wanted a Galaxy and this was all that was available. 1.4790 0.03737 334 210 88 36
167 We want to go to Vegas before destroying all mankind." 1.4784 0.03616 324 197 99 28
168 Meepzorp won’t admit that he is lost. 1.4771 0.04058 327 218 62 47
169 No, Earth is closed due to climate change. 1.4767 0.04181 279 179 67 33
170 Let see if an Identified Flying Object won't scare humans as much. 1.4765 0.03784 361 237 76 48
171 Act natural 1.4758 0.03770 330 209 85 36
172 Aerodynamics suck, but we've got a queen-sized bed and wet bar! 1.4744 0.03565 371 236 94 41
173 Depending on your taste, we left a hilarious message in a cornfield on that blue planet. 1.4724 0.04120 290 188 67 35
174 Lightspeed? No, but we do have a composting toilet. 1.4719 0.03632 356 227 90 39
175 You have had your laser beams on high since the last nebula!” 1.4719 0.03956 320 209 71 40
176 they’re saying your turn signal has been on for the last two light years. 1.4700 0.04075 283 181 71 31
177 They'll be expecting a flying saucer, you know. The element of surprise is important. 1.4695 0.03990 311 203 70 38
178 I see you've already visited Earth. 1.4694 0.03602 360 230 91 39
179 Your left rear tail light is out. 1.4692 0.03670 373 245 81 47
180 Driving this is bad for the environment? What environment? 1.4685 0.03951 286 180 78 28
181 Earth? Been there once, don't recommend it. 1.4685 0.03767 333 214 82 37
182 Your tail light is out. 1.4683 0.03711 331 210 87 34
183 Turns out we didn't make the pardon list. 1.4682 0.03909 314 203 75 36
184 Sure, it screams 'Retired', but it is SO comfortable. 1.4676 0.03639 355 228 88 39
185 Anything wrong officer? 1.4672 0.04108 274 175 70 29
186 We wanted more space. 1.4671 0.03783 334 216 80 38
187 With the distances and emptiness and all, we really felt we needed a bathroom. 1.4670 0.03795 349 230 75 44
188 We're lost too but, then, we're on vacation. 1.4659 0.03858 279 172 84 23
189 How many galaxies do you get to the gallon? 1.4655 0.03669 348 224 86 38
190 HE won't ask for directions, either. 1.4655 0.03888 348 234 66 48
191 If we let you use the bathroom, everyone's going to want to use it. 1.4652 0.04067 316 212 61 43
192 The GPS says we are at Costco 1.4648 0.03743 327 209 84 34
193 We traded our son for it at a place called Roswell, New Mexico! 1.4646 0.03494 381 245 95 41
194 We won this as a constellation prize. 1.4645 0.03864 338 224 71 43
195 Came with the guy we abducted 1.4642 0.04408 265 177 53 35
196 How far from here to eternity? 1.4639 0.03733 319 202 86 31
197 Is there a rest stop in two million miles? 1.4638 0.03603 304 185 97 22
198 Wow! A food truck! 1.4637 0.03906 317 207 73 37
199 Yes, we've retired 1.4637 0.03855 317 205 77 35
200 We’ve been trying to reach you about your auto’s extended warranty” 1.4634 0.04266 287 193 55 39
201 Would you happen to have some Grey Poupon? 1.4633 0.04125 300 200 61 39
202 Your right turn signal has been on for the last two light years. 1.4623 0.03920 292 186 77 29
203 ...and if you get to the planet with the weird apes, you've gone too far. 1.4613 0.03834 336 222 73 41
204 Pardon me, would have any Grey Poupon? 1.4613 0.04182 284 188 61 35
205 I think they’re from the planet Winnebago 1.4611 0.03685 334 214 86 34
206 Gas prices are astronomical 1.4611 0.03635 321 201 92 28
207 We really wanted more space. 1.4606 0.03753 343 225 78 40
208 It's more practical once you land 1.4597 0.03724 335 217 82 36
209 Yes, but does your planet have hookups? 1.4594 0.03589 320 199 95 26
210 It’s a 2001 Space Odyssey, limited edition, with wood trim, mini kitchen, and full probing station. 1.4593 0.03493 381 247 93 41
211 ``Go ahead and pass, knucklehead. You've been on my ass for over a million miles.'' 1.4593 0.03789 344 228 74 42
212 Try Mars before the earthlings get there and ruin it. 1.4593 0.03972 307 202 69 36
213 Where is Planet Hollywood? 1.4593 0.04116 270 174 68 28
214 It’s a comet. You can tell from the trail of gas and dust it leaves behind. 1.4592 0.04017 294 192 69 33
215 No hyperdrive, only overdrive, but it has a built-in microwave, can sleep 10 of us comfortably and the trade-in was just amazing. 1.4592 0.03457 355 223 101 31
216 Your blinker has been on since the last galaxy. 1.4582 0.04106 299 200 61 38
217 ...wait'll those pilots get THIS on their radar!" 1.4565 0.03715 333 216 82 35
218 Sure it's slower, but we have a toilet. 1.4564 0.03861 298 191 78 29
219 Earth? Skip it. 1.4561 0.04049 285 186 68 31
220 It takes longer, but you see so much more. 1.4561 0.03880 296 190 77 29
221 Earth has just the right combination of carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen - plus free overnight parking at Walmart. 1.4556 0.04081 270 174 69 27
222 That little thing probably doesn't even have a cup holder. 1.4555 0.03835 281 176 82 23
223 We abducted the car salesperson and next thing we knew, we had a RV loan with 96 monthly payments. 1.4549 0.04433 244 161 55 28
224 'Take us to your leader' didn't work, so we finally tried 'just make us a sweetheart deal'. 1.4548 0.03686 321 205 86 30
225 If you need a sewer hookup, there's one on Uranus. 1.4533 0.04175 300 205 54 41
226 Retirement’s not all bad: they call us ‘tourists’ instead of ‘aliens’ now. 1.4531 0.04132 256 164 68 24
227 I see you've been to Earth. 1.4526 0.03862 327 218 70 39
228 You’ve NEVER seen Nomadland??! 1.4519 0.04180 270 178 62 30
229 This is our first vacation in light-years. 1.4514 0.03955 288 187 72 29
230 It's from earth. It's designed to see the universe and create family discord. 1.4502 0.03680 331 215 83 33
231 We’re vacationing in Roswell. Family reunion. 1.4500 0.03609 340 220 87 33
232 Sure, it's big but it makes great crop circles. 1.4495 0.03965 287 187 71 29
233 It’s for our twilight years. 1.4484 0.04026 281 184 68 29
234 We just came from Earth. One star. Would not recommend. 1.4480 0.04684 221 148 47 26
235 Pull over, you just ran a red dwarf. 1.4474 0.04156 266 175 63 28
236 We always like to take something from wherever we visit. 1.4473 0.04324 237 154 60 23
237 Good Lord! It's Betty and Harold. I thought they were going to Neptune on vacation. 1.4470 0.03894 264 166 78 20
238 Honey, just ask for directions. 1.4463 0.04057 298 201 61 36
239 Never abduct a used car salesman. 1.4452 0.04096 283 189 62 32
240 yeah,we're going to burning man too. 1.4451 0.03804 319 211 74 34
241 I don’t think you understand the gravity of our situation.” 1.4444 0.04235 234 150 64 20
242 Can you pass the Grey Poupon? 1.4444 0.04625 216 143 50 23
243 We are taking the scenic route 1.4440 0.04063 241 152 71 18
244 Gas schmas... we converted to warp drive. 1.4436 0.04003 257 164 72 21
245 We find it has more room for our abductees. 1.4433 0.04007 300 202 63 35
246 I swear they forget how to drive after they retire. 1.4419 0.03941 301 201 67 33
247 They're primitive, sure. But you gotta hand it to them - putting a microwave in here is genius. 1.4416 0.03827 274 174 79 21
248 Excuse me. Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.4413 0.03811 315 209 73 33
249 The earthlings will never see us coming. 1.4412 0.04119 272 181 62 29
250 Your right or our right? 1.4408 0.04655 211 140 49 22
251 I told you not to listen to the GPS 1.4405 0.04501 227 151 52 24
252 How many light years to a gallon do you get in that gas guzzler anyways? 1.4403 0.03678 318 207 82 29
253 They have not evolved, Madame Leader. They don't respect the female of their species to make personal choices. It's time to activate the uterus in each male, and watch the shit show from the road. 1.4393 0.04396 280 198 41 41
254 AirB&B just got too pricey. 1.4375 0.04017 272 179 67 26
255 There was no intelligent life, but we couldn’t pass up the gift shop. 1.4366 0.04261 268 183 53 32
256 Forget it. Gas there has gone astronomical. 1.4357 0.04184 241 157 63 21
257 We've been there and, believe me, it's not worth it. 1.4327 0.03887 312 212 65 35
258 Turn back -- we can't afford their gas. 1.4325 0.03905 289 192 69 28
259 Let’s not report this. They’ll think we’re crazy! 1.4321 0.04059 280 189 61 30
260 Remember when you get to earth, Keep it on the ground, don't go over 55 mph and you won't draw anyone's attention. 1.4321 0.04318 243 163 55 25
261 Now will you ask for directions? 1.4316 0.03762 329 223 70 36
262 We made a clean swap at Burning Man. 1.4302 0.04205 258 174 57 27
263 How many more times are we going to be called out here to repair this thing? The parts are hard to find. 1.4302 0.04169 258 173 59 26
264 Extra space is the final frontier. 1.4297 0.04156 256 171 60 25
265 Earth? No,I wouldn’t recommend visiting it. 1.4291 0.04089 268 180 61 27
266 He hates when I ask for directions, but we've been driving in circles for hours 1.4286 0.04341 238 160 54 24
267 " The campground? You should have turned left 300 light years ago." 1.4286 0.04101 273 185 59 29
268 Yeah, it's slower... but it has a bathroom. 1.4281 0.03808 299 199 72 28
269 We come from the future, but not YOUR future. 1.4279 0.04385 222 147 55 20
270 Got a great trade in value in Roswell, New Mexico. 1.4275 0.04077 269 181 61 27
271 Space tourism is no longer just for tech billionaires. 1.4275 0.04276 255 174 53 28
272 It was listed as space junk but we say it’s reto. 1.4275 0.04166 255 171 59 25
273 We just need a little push. 1.4267 0.04336 232 155 55 22
274 They're on sale in Roswell! 1.4267 0.04250 225 147 60 18
275 ....and I thought the Millennium Falcon was the biggest hunk of junk in the galaxy. 1.4265 0.03942 272 180 68 24
276 When you can work from anywhere, why not? 1.4259 0.04566 216 146 48 22
277 We retired! 1.4259 0.04073 263 176 62 25
278 We're going to see some friends in New Mexico 1.4253 0.04536 221 150 48 23
279 It was the only Starship Enterprise had. 1.4249 0.04065 273 185 60 28
280 Us? We're lost, but he won't ask. 1.4240 0.04299 250 171 52 27
281 We got it before gas started costing 47 blorps per splergle. 1.4237 0.04223 262 180 53 29
282 You come in peace, we come in comfort. 1.4236 0.04777 203 139 42 22
283 When you reach the Zflerb Galaxy make a hard left and keep going for about 2.537 million light years. You’ll see this unspectacular star with eight or nine planets orbiting it. You want the third one from the star. Rent-a-RV will be on your right. 1.4229 0.04261 253 173 53 27
284 We don't know what to do with all this space. 1.4226 0.04241 239 160 57 22
285 An RV sounds better than a UFO and we will be able to abduct more people. 1.4217 0.04157 249 167 59 23
286 You were supposed to infiltrate, not assimilate. 1.4211 0.04624 209 142 46 21
287 Don't go to earth. You can't afford to refuel. 1.4211 0.04386 228 154 52 22
288 We just love all the space! 1.4208 0.04468 240 167 45 28
289 No, we're from Milwaukee -- but good guess! 1.4206 0.04143 233 153 62 18
290 - “We’re looking for a place with more atmosphere.” 1.4204 0.04165 245 164 59 22
291 Watch out, there's a cop two light years ahead. 1.4197 0.03916 274 183 67 24
292 I'm sorry, but you can't park here. 1.4197 0.03916 274 183 67 24
293 Did you see that?! Voyager 1 totally cut me off! 1.4191 0.04294 241 164 53 24
294 We retired a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. 1.4189 0.04516 222 152 47 23
295 We prefer the freedom of the open void. 1.4182 0.04114 220 142 64 14
296 Yes, it is ugly, but nobody will report seeing us to NASA 1.4181 0.04415 232 159 49 24
297 No. Take ME to YOUR dealer. 1.4181 0.04329 232 157 53 22
298 It doesn’t do hyper speed but it’s got a king bed and heated seats. 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
299 The seller was only getting 9 mpg, but after a few tweaks, we're averaging 37,433. 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
300 Looking for a dump station, Earth is full. 1.4177 0.04345 249 173 48 28
301 Wow, look at that 60’s Jetsons model. So retro. 1.4174 0.04485 230 159 46 25
302 Duck, it’s grandma and grandpa.” 1.4173 0.04244 254 175 52 27
303 Don't stare honey, they'll know we're tourists. 1.4167 0.04754 204 141 41 22
304 Yes it’s slow but we find traveling at warp speed makes you miss the little things. 1.4163 0.04620 209 143 45 21
305 Take the north star about three or four light years and then it will be the second planet on your left. You can't miss it. 1.4159 0.04292 214 141 57 16
306 It’s an ETV. 1.4156 0.04384 231 158 50 23
307 We finally made it off the grid. 1.4156 0.04164 231 153 60 18
308 All of space and time. Nowhere to park. 1.4145 0.04342 234 160 51 23
309 Pull over, get out of the vehicle and put your antennas up where I can see them. 1.4143 0.04204 251 172 54 25
310 I told him not to take a right at Albuquerque ! 1.4135 0.04259 237 161 54 22
311 It makes great crop circles. 1.4133 0.04285 225 151 55 19
312 We're not looking so much for abductions as we are for RV hookups 1.4131 0.04406 213 143 52 18
313 We heard the outer planets are made of gas. 1.4126 0.04563 206 140 47 19
314 We can't decide between the moon and New York City. 1.4126 0.04715 223 159 36 28
315 Did they just call us boomers? 1.4121 0.04869 182 124 41 17
316 Sure it's slower, but it can comfortably probe six. 1.4120 0.04224 233 157 56 20
317 We’re about to leave if you want to park in our spot 1.4120 0.04353 233 160 50 23
318 We are identified flying objects. 1.4118 0.05250 170 119 32 19
319 Sure it's slow but it's the journey not the destination." 1.4118 0.04041 255 172 61 22
320 Fuck the Supreme Court. 1.4115 0.04832 226 165 29 32
321 We get great gas mileage in a vacuum. 1.4115 0.04464 209 141 50 18
322 We had a nice little two-seater coupe, sexy, fast- then we had kids. 1.4111 0.03879 287 196 64 27
323 Avoid the Intergalactic 65. They are fixing a black hole there. 1.4111 0.04970 180 124 38 18
324 Gas is 3¢ cheaper at Proxima Centauri. 1.4111 0.04024 253 170 62 21
325 Why? Well, nobody is going to report seeing a flying RV. 1.4108 0.05049 185 130 34 21
326 Look at those two...totally Americanized. 1.4105 0.04230 229 154 56 19
327 Honestly,it was a COVID purchase. 1.4105 0.04493 229 160 44 25
328 Yeah, we're empty-nesters seeing the world. No, we don't know what the wheels are for either. 1.4104 0.04518 212 145 47 20
329 We got tired of being called "unidentified." 1.4103 0.04632 195 132 46 17
330 We pass as tourists in Area 51. 1.4097 0.04346 227 155 51 21
331 Not only was the trade in a deal great,but we qualified for a Senior Pass. 1.4091 0.04002 220 142 66 12
332 These are dark days indeed. So much for inalienable rights. 1.4086 0.05197 186 134 28 24
333 It came with a meth lab. 1.4086 0.03939 257 172 65 20
334 Well, Nancy convinced me that 10 mpg didn’t really matter in zero gravity so here we are. 1.4078 0.04113 255 175 56 24
335 Hey--you know any planets with good hookups? 1.4074 0.04552 189 126 49 14
336 We picked it up in Roswell, runs like a dream. 1.4070 0.04151 258 179 53 26
337 Area 51 has an RV park, right? 1.4070 0.04041 258 176 59 23
338 No! I said to rent “E.T.” not an RV! 1.4068 0.04350 236 164 48 24
339 Mom, Dad, you're embarrassing us. 1.4060 0.04334 234 162 49 23
340 In space nobody can hear you honk. 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
341 Your ship might be faster, but it sure is nice not having to drop out of warp for potty breaks. 1.4045 0.03977 267 183 60 24
342 Yeah, Yellowstone's closed--anything around here worth seeing? 1.4039 0.03995 255 173 61 21
343 There goes the galaxy. 1.4036 0.04256 223 151 54 18
344 You can always tell who is a tourist 1.4034 0.04279 238 165 50 23
345 I say, do you have any grey poupon? 1.4030 0.04581 201 138 45 18
346 NOW will you ask directions? 1.4025 0.04134 236 160 57 19
347 We’re looking for the Area 51 Walmart. 1.4012 0.05060 172 120 35 17
348 Pardon me…would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4010 0.04587 207 144 43 20
349 Do you have jumper cables? 1.4008 0.04120 237 161 57 19
350 Look, an antique starship from the Winnebago galaxy! 1.4000 0.04447 195 131 50 14
351 The earthlings aren't as stupid as we thought - they invented a portable restroom. 1.4000 0.04426 230 162 44 24
352 “ Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon ?” 1.4000 0.04756 225 165 30 30
353 OK, Boomer! 1.4000 0.04436 220 153 46 21
354 We didn't want to leave the dog home alone. 1.4000 0.04280 210 141 54 15
355 He asked if we have any Grey Poupon. 1.3991 0.04464 218 152 45 21
356 It has a fridge, a stove and a bathroom, so make all the fun you want. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
357 It's all about space. 1.3988 0.04933 168 115 39 14
358 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.3987 0.05274 153 106 33 14
359 You're seriously going to park right next to me? 1.3981 0.04588 216 153 40 23
360 It runs on solar 1.3980 0.04602 196 135 44 17
361 We're breaking Zorg out of Area 51. 1.3976 0.04512 254 188 31 35
362 There’s a lot more space. 1.3973 0.04541 219 155 41 23
363 Please, please ask for directions! 1.3971 0.04632 204 143 41 20
364 If you see this vehicle rocking, don't come knocking. 1.3970 0.04716 199 140 39 20
365 I'm starting to feel the gravity of this situation 1.3960 0.04503 202 139 46 17
366 We accidentally landed in Roswell, Georgia. 1.3957 0.04465 230 164 41 25
367 Humans might be stupid but they know how to travel. Besides, the salesperson gave us a great deal once we pulled out the probe. 1.3955 0.04478 220 155 43 22
368 We're going camping where no man has gone before. 1.3951 0.04346 205 139 51 15
369 Sorry, we didn’t know this space was reserved. 1.3951 0.04125 243 168 54 21
370 We came in peace but left in a 1987 Winnebago LeSharo. 1.3948 0.04379 233 165 44 24
371 There was an incident in Roswell, NM, and we had to improvise. 1.3944 0.04486 213 149 44 20
372 Have you tried phoning home? 1.3943 0.05183 175 126 29 20
373 “It’s not a public restroom. Can’t you just hold it in for another light year?” 1.3941 0.04430 203 139 48 16
374 Don't they realize the gravity of the situation? 1.3936 0.04796 188 132 38 18
375 Wrong side of the void, asshole! 1.3924 0.05223 158 111 32 15
376 I TOLD you they were spending too much time on that planet. 1.3918 0.04057 245 169 56 20
377 I would top off before Earth. 1.3915 0.04595 189 130 44 15
378 No, it’s just a loaner. 1.3911 0.04504 179 120 48 11
379 Good mileage isn’t everything. 1.3909 0.03865 243 163 65 15
380 Well, Someone's gone native. 1.3904 0.04566 187 128 45 14
381 After gas hit $4 a gallon,we decided to just orbit. 1.3901 0.04046 223 150 59 14
382 Second star to the left and straight on till morning. 1.3892 0.04533 203 142 43 18
383 Turn signal, buddy! 1.3889 0.04670 198 140 39 19
384 Look! Aliens! 1.3885 0.05452 139 97 30 12
385 It's a hybrid--- gas and warp. 1.3883 0.04537 206 145 42 19
386 Think they have a 3 prong adapter? 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
387 Pick a lane, tourists! 1.3881 0.04195 219 150 53 16
388 The trip home is gonna be so much better now that we have a refrigerator and TV. 1.3881 0.04195 219 150 53 16
389 No, nothing to declare , Officers...except that Celine Dion at the Bellagio was awesome! 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
390 Well, at least we have a bathroom! 1.3868 0.04236 212 145 52 15
391 Damned retirees! They're always drifting out of their orbit. 1.3861 0.04380 202 139 48 15
392 Think leg room, not light speed. 1.3857 0.04316 210 145 49 16
393 You told me we were getting away from the relatives. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
394 Let me guess: this is your first abduction. 1.3854 0.04476 192 132 46 14
395 Your turn signal’s been on for a while. 1.3854 0.04279 205 140 51 14
396 We seem to be lost. Where is Area 51? 1.3853 0.04543 218 157 38 23
397 Wow! It really is a small universe. 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
398 The gas mileage isn't great, but it's the best way to see the galaxy. 1.3850 0.04273 213 147 50 16
399 Our flight got cancelled. 1.3842 0.04689 190 134 39 17
400 Damn tourists. 1.3838 0.04901 185 133 33 19
401 They’re saying that our left turn signal has been on for the last twenty million miles. 1.3830 0.04601 188 131 42 15
402 Roll your window down 1.3830 0.04723 188 133 38 17
403 It’s a souvenir; even has Nevada plates! 1.3825 0.04460 217 155 41 21
404 You call us Alien Trash? You should see the planet we lifted it from! 1.3822 0.04426 191 131 47 13
405 Hop in, there’s space. 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
406 What's your light-years per gallon? 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
407 Gas prices were just too high so we're traveling without gravity this year. 1.3818 0.04368 220 156 44 20
408 retro, i like it 1.3816 0.03927 228 154 61 13
409 The keys were in it 1.3812 0.04387 181 122 49 10
410 Yellowstone’s closed guys. 1.3810 0.04393 189 129 48 12
411 It can handle as many as six abductees at once. 1.3810 0.04093 210 142 56 12
412 It's all we could get with the supply chain problems. 1.3807 0.04396 218 155 43 20
413 Got any good restaurant recommendations? The last place we tried had no atmosphere. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
414 Made this sweet trade at some Roswell dealership called Area 51 1.3802 0.04590 192 135 41 16
415 How many of us need to pass the RV before they get the hint to stay out of the fast lane? 1.3800 0.04344 200 138 48 14
416 I know it looks pretty alien, but this is the one thing humans actually got right 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
417 Is Earth nearby? We need to empty out our septic tank. 1.3795 0.04653 195 139 38 18
418 The 'U" in UFO doesn't have to be 'Uncomfortable.' 1.3793 0.04646 174 120 42 12
419 Headed to Florida? 1.3789 0.04310 190 129 50 11
420 Earth? Hotter than ever -- it's the nouveau Venus. 1.3785 0.04590 177 122 43 12
421 Is Yellowstone still closed? 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
422 We should have stolen the Airstream — much less conspicuous! 1.3784 0.04833 185 133 34 18
423 Going to Burning man? 1.3778 0.04867 180 129 34 17
424 Try to avoid X-95,there are tons of black holes. 1.3775 0.04502 204 145 41 18
425 I’m giving that place only two stars. 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
426 How did we used to travel without a fireplace, a gas range, a wet bath and a walk-in closet? 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
427 We decided to go native for the summer. 1.3771 0.04764 175 123 38 14
428 Trust me, when you're our age, space matters. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
429 Just wait until you have kids. 1.3763 0.04434 186 128 46 12
430 Taking the kids to Space Mountain to see their Nana. 1.3757 0.04872 189 138 31 20
431 We're vacationing on Earth so we need to fit in 1.3757 0.05097 189 142 23 24
432 Damn Google Maps! Damn them to hell! 1.3756 0.04384 197 137 46 14
433 We were just trying to blend in. 1.3756 0.03975 205 137 59 9
434 More retirees moving to our solar system. 1.3750 0.04256 224 159 46 19
435 We are taking a year off work to go around the Sun. 1.3750 0.04368 216 154 43 19
436 In about 1000 miles, take a right and the Sea of Tranquility RV Park will be on your left. 1.3750 0.03836 248 171 61 16
437 The downside is there's no place to park this thing. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
438 25 light years to the gallon. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
439 I thought we told you two to be home before dark! 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
440 Retired. How'd you know? 1.3736 0.04694 182 129 38 15
441 We love the extra space. 1.3731 0.04320 201 140 47 14
442 Galaxy roadtrip? Make sure to skip over the planet called 'Earth', they do not have it together right now 1.3731 0.04621 193 138 38 17
443 We went a little overboard with the abduction. 1.3730 0.04702 185 132 37 16
444 Stay in the right lane, Grandpa! 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
445 Wait, are we all wearing the same shirt? 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
446 We do pay a lot for gas, but we can sleep anywhere in the galaxy. 1.3724 0.04335 196 136 47 13
447 We're both teachers. 1.3722 0.04729 180 128 37 15
448 It comes with satellite TV. 1.3720 0.04828 164 115 37 12
449 Believe us, gas is way cheaper on Alpha Centari. 1.3717 0.04035 226 157 54 15
450 We love how much space there is. 1.3711 0.04601 194 139 38 17
451 We got it at Earth's liquidation sale. 1.3710 0.04743 186 134 35 17
452 Yes they get better mileage, but they have to go 50 light years before they find a restroom. 1.3706 0.04780 170 120 37 13
453 We find this vehicle makes our abductees feel more at home. 1.3702 0.04642 181 128 39 14
454 Mom, Dad! Did you really mean it when you said we won't be home for Christmas? 1.3702 0.04508 181 126 43 12
455 They told me it was all terrain. 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
456 It's 20 million light years to your left 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
457 It’s his prostate, he wouldn’t go anywhere without a toilet 1.3696 0.04652 184 131 38 15
458 They’re called “wheels.” 1.3693 0.04594 176 123 41 12
459 Aren't those the Carlsons? Looks like they finally unloaded their timeshare. 1.3693 0.05000 176 129 29 18
460 The blue planet has gas but it’s pricy. 1.3692 0.04807 195 144 30 21
461 Careful up ahead... there's a black hole could swallow a galaxy. 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
462 They call it a Winnebago...and it is amazing! 1.3687 0.04676 179 127 38 14
463 I told you these gas prices are out of this world! 1.3687 0.04643 198 144 35 19
464 How many lightyears on that thing? 1.3684 0.04829 171 122 35 14
465 We're good. There's no carbon footprint up here. 1.3684 0.04199 209 146 49 14
466 We missed Roswell because he won't ask directions. 1.3684 0.05106 171 126 27 18
467 Hey, can we just empty our toilet anywhere out here? 1.3682 0.04350 220 159 41 20
468 With these fuel prices, they are giving them away. 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
469 With no friction, the gas mileage is out of this world. 1.3681 0.04814 182 132 33 17
470 So I guess space isn't too big to never see your ex again 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
471 This baby gets 65 light years to the gallon. 1.3678 0.04407 174 119 46 9
472 Hmm. Sleeker, probably faster, and better on gas, but where do they sleep? 1.3676 0.04434 204 146 41 17
473 Cool, old school. 1.3675 0.04930 166 119 33 14
474 Just follow any vehicle like this down there and you’ll find a restaurant where it’s all you can eat. 1.3672 0.04642 177 125 39 13
475 Wow, they're light years ahead of us. 1.3670 0.04578 188 134 39 15
476 Heading to Burning Man, figured no one would notice. 1.3670 0.04387 188 131 45 12
477 Thought you were safe cooking Meth out here, huh? 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
478 Sorry for not reporting in. We were told it had automatic transmission. 1.3669 0.04867 169 121 34 14
479 Five light years on a full tank. How about yours? 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
480 They MUST be from another planet! 1.3667 0.04786 180 130 34 16
481 Get out of the passing lane! 1.3665 0.04552 161 110 43 8
482 There’s plenty of parking. Earth has an abundance of cornfields.” 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
483 we found it on Orbit! 1.3660 0.04594 194 140 37 17
484 Maybe we need to have a conversation about cultural appropriation. 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
485 My wife said she wanted a camper with more space, so here we are. 1.3652 0.04118 230 164 48 18
486 It is the Smiths! What a small universe we live in. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
487 Don't worry — your dad and I are living our best lives. 1.3650 0.05567 137 100 24 13
488 Once you get to the Walmart parking lot, you blend right in 1.3647 0.04697 170 120 38 12
489 We're assimilating. 1.3646 0.04499 181 127 42 12
490 Orbitz had a rental special. 1.3645 0.04277 203 143 46 14
491 Traffic jam ahead avoid milky way 1.3642 0.04744 151 104 39 8
492 Is there a problem,officer? 1.3642 0.04493 173 120 43 10
493 You’re on your own with the invasion. We’re retired. 1.3636 0.04463 187 132 42 13
494 Do you have a copy of that hitchhiker's guide? 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
495 Trust me, you don’t wanna get gas at this planet. 1.3631 0.04461 179 125 43 11
496 With our trade-in, we got this Winabego and five acres outside of Roswell. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
497 We got a great trade-in value for the saucer. 1.3627 0.04240 193 134 48 11
498 Is that a UFO?" "Is that a UFO? 1.3626 0.04742 182 132 34 16
499 Right turn,Maurice. I told you to take a right at Mars. Now it’s 12 million miles to the next exit. 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
500 Hey look, it’s RV2-D2! 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
501 That's the Nortons, they want everybody to know they visited Earth. 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
502 We picked it up in New Mexico! 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
503 You guys hit Area 51, we'll cover the Daytona 500. 1.3617 0.04569 188 135 38 15
504 It seems they were developed to deplete their energy reserves. 1.3614 0.05138 166 123 26 17
505 How fast were we going,officers? 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
506 Yeah, we're spending our children's inheritance. How about you? 1.3613 0.04746 155 108 38 9
507 Go straight to the next nebula and turn left. You can't miss it. 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
508 Hopefully you booked ahead. You need to have a reservation at Yosemite. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
509 Oh No! Look who's gone Native 1.3602 0.04870 161 115 34 12
510 We're returning from planet Earth. We need more gas money. 1.3602 0.04274 186 129 47 10
511 Would you mind terribly if we used your bathroom. 1.3598 0.04549 189 136 38 15
512 Our son Elon sent it to me for my birthday. 1.3596 0.04382 203 146 41 16
513 Our turn signal's been on how long? 1.3592 0.04391 206 149 40 17
514 So far, no mosquitoes. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
515 We picked this model because of all the space. 1.3584 0.04912 173 127 30 16
516 We decided to splurge. We're off to a resort moon without the kids. 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
517 Can you help? Busted an axle going over a black hole. 1.3581 0.04795 148 103 37 8
518 Nice AirBnB! 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
519 „i told you we should have bought the 'we come in peace' bumper sticker“ 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
520 OK kids, Dad and I will be back in a light month. Remember to feed the cat. 1.3576 0.05155 165 123 25 17
521 Oh cool! Look! A 1947 saucer model! 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
522 We found this thing abandoned. It has terrible acceleration but there's a bathroom. 1.3571 0.04331 182 127 45 10
523 It’s much roomier and has a shower 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
524 Looks like Ginni and Clarence Thomas have lost their way. 1.3567 0.05415 171 133 15 23
525 As far as I know, Earth is the nearest dump station. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
526 We’re trying to save on airfare. 1.3564 0.04279 202 144 44 14
527 They must be advanced. Looks like you could live in that thing. 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
528 We're traveling light. 1.3563 0.04535 174 123 40 11
529 How is your retirement going? 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
530 We got a great deal on this one-way vacation rental. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
531 the mileage is good, but it has no atmosphere 1.3561 0.05904 132 100 17 15
532 See? I told you we should have gotten a hybrid. 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
533 I'm sure I turned off the stove. 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
534 They told us to blend in. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
535 Oh,you're from North Neptune? We're practically neighbors. 1.3553 0.04231 197 139 46 12
536 I’m sorry, Officer, I thought the speed of light was relative in this galaxy. . 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
537 Cultural Appropriation? What do you mean by that? 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
538 Who are you calling space junk! 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
539 Which way is Earth, officer? We want to visit Roswell. 1.3547 0.04786 172 125 33 14
540 GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!! 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
541 We thought we'd check out a place we've never been before--Roswell, New Mexico. 1.3544 0.05164 158 117 26 15
542 Actually,we were just looking for a little more space. 1.3543 0.04657 175 126 36 13
543 This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked for an RV with a lot of space! 1.3543 0.04931 175 130 28 17
544 No, YOU'RE the UFO. 1.3542 0.06783 96 72 14 10
545 They took us to their leader 1.3542 0.04490 192 139 38 15
546 Have you seen the gas prices on Earth? You might want to reconsider. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
547 We thought this might be less conspicuous. 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
548 Yes we’re lost, my spouse mistakenly entered Uranus instead of Paramus in the GPS. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
549 We get the best specimens when we use this thing. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
550 Picked it up while in Roswell, sleeps 8 1.3529 0.05365 153 115 22 16
551 You say that the earthlings just gave it to you since they couldn't afford the cost of gas to run it? 1.3529 0.04466 204 150 36 18
552 Your right tail light has been blinking for miles! 1.3529 0.04379 187 133 42 12
553 Oh look,the Jones. Always trying to one-up us. 1.3526 0.04520 190 138 37 15
554 The closest rest stop is in Andromeda. 1.3526 0.04396 173 121 43 9
555 Where else would we cook meth? 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
556 We know it’s a model from earth, but we got a real deal on it. 1.3524 0.03993 227 162 50 15
557 It’s so much easier to park. 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
558 Two humans please, no gluten. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
559 ‘Fraid you’re stuck here, guys. You’ll never afford the gas to get home. 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
560 The real black hole is in my wallet." 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
561 Elon sent it to us! 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
562 it's not warp speed, but it does have a toilet 1.3512 0.04558 168 119 39 10
563 I hope that's AAA. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
564 We get 35 light years to the gallon in this thing. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
565 So much for “Boldly go….” 1.3508 0.04500 191 139 37 15
566 Trust me, it was the best technology they had. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
567 They’ll probably want to use our bathroom. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
568 You should visit Area 51 on Earth in Nevada. 1.3505 0.04267 194 138 44 12
569 They’re great except that whenever we need to go out and get something someone else takes our space. 1.3503 0.04226 157 106 47 4
570 We're running low on fuel, do you know where the nearest gas giant is? 1.3503 0.04817 177 131 30 16
571 You know, you never really get to see these places when you're working. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
572 Looks roomy, but reentry will be very uncomfortable 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
573 I know what you're thinking...but after the abduction we just had to keep it! Let's just say those humans are on to something. 1.3497 0.04649 163 116 37 10
574 The downside is we have to refuel on Earth. 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
575 You can't park here. It's reserved for geostationary satellites. We'll let you off with a warning this time. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
576 We're from your future." 1.3491 0.04688 169 122 35 12
577 So…you guys are lost too? 1.3490 0.04541 192 141 35 16
578 We're being inconspicuous. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
579 We love the extra space, and the toilet is out of this world! 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
580 How far to the edge? 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
581 We’re seeing the Milky Way the way it’s meant to be seen. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
582 Yeah it's summer there. We can drive around anywhere and they won't give us a second glance. 1.3476 0.04625 164 117 37 10
583 Hey!……. You’re hogging the Milky Way 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
584 She’s been good to us. Got over 10 million lights years on ‘er. 1.3473 0.04489 167 118 40 9
585 Small brains, yes, but their butts are huge and this is so much more comfortable! 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
586 Excuse me, are we still on the New Jersey Turnpike? 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
587 Another few light years, we'll be retired and that could be us. 1.3469 0.04492 147 101 41 5
588 It gets about 2 light years per gallon. 1.3467 0.04247 199 143 43 13
589 The Cracker Barrel is just 800 million miles back that way. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
590 No, really, parking is not a problem. 1.3466 0.04408 176 125 41 10
591 It's a trade off. Much more comfortable but the lightyearage is awful. 1.3466 0.04553 176 127 37 12
592 Yeah, we asked them to take us to their leader and they just laughed and walked away. 1.3465 0.04487 202 150 34 18
593 OMG! You left earth, too?! 1.3464 0.04358 179 127 42 10
594 'Earth'?...You've GOT...to try the people. 1.3462 0.05276 156 118 22 16
595 How retro! 1.3462 0.04583 182 133 35 14
596 When, when I retired, we decided to sell everything and visit every star in the universe. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
597 Do you know of a quiet planet nearby that allows pets? 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
598 We’re going camping in Area 51. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
599 If we crash in Roswell again we'll just call Triple A. 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
600 Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3455 0.06252 110 83 16 11
601 How's life in the slow lane? 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
602 What gas mileage you get with that thing? 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
603 No, I'm not going to ask for directions. 1.3450 0.04414 171 121 41 9
604 Not bad. We still get about 20 light years to the gallon. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
605 We've been following you since Ursa Minor. Your right brake light's broken. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
606 You can't go all the way to Earth and not bring anything back! 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
607 He wanted to see how many trillion of miles we could get with the needle on E and now we need a tow. 1.3444 0.04338 180 128 42 10
608 Light years apart. 1.3442 0.05161 154 115 25 14
609 Its got more leg room 1.3441 0.04244 186 132 44 10
610 Uh oh! Retirees! 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
611 Officer, can you tell us how to get back to the future? 1.3439 0.05169 157 118 24 15
612 Forget it. There's nothing but bicycle lanes. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
613 Yeah, beautiful landscapes and sunsets, but watch out for the Supreme Court. 1.3438 0.05174 160 121 23 16
614 It has satellite radio! 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
615 Earth? Don't recommend it. Their gas prices are way too high. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
616 Oh, I' wouldn't go if I were you -- gas there is sky high. 1.3432 0.04969 169 127 26 16
617 Isn't this CUTE!! Got it cheap from that planet where they can't afford to drive them. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
618 We had to beam up when the price of gas hit $5. 1.3431 0.05525 137 103 21 13
619 We haven’t taken a vacation in light-years. 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
620 Can you tell us how to get to Roswell, New Mexico? 1.3429 0.04706 175 129 32 14
621 Well,we do like the space. 1.3425 0.04247 181 128 44 9
622 Yellowstone is closed. 1.3425 0.04247 181 128 44 9
623 okay, can we ask for directions NOW? 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
624 We suggest you check the gas prices first. 1.3424 0.04541 184 135 35 14
625 If you hit the horsehead nebula, you've gone too far 1.3424 0.04408 184 133 39 12
626 Remember…you’re just lost alien enthusiasts trying to get back to camp. Now hover on in to Area 51 and grab our stuff! 1.3423 0.05368 149 113 21 15
627 Which way to Burning Alien? 1.3422 0.04738 187 141 28 18
628 Sorry, you can't get there from here. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
629 You guys got a jump? 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
630 More room for abductees 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
631 We decided it was time to retire and see the universe. 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
632 True, the mileage is awful, but the comfort is light years ahead of your subcompact 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
633 UFO or ugly flying object. You be the judge 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
634 With the vacuum of space and orbital mechanics, the light-year per gallon really isn’t bad. 1.3410 0.04597 173 126 35 12
635 We found it by earth - seems it was cheaper to launch it into orbit than keep filling it up with gas. 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
636 So what do the wheels do? 1.3409 0.04542 176 128 36 12
637 We figured since gas prices are astronomical... 1.3408 0.04489 179 130 37 12
638 Halfway to Pluto, you're going to wish you could take a shower. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
639 After we got satellite signals of 'Breaking Bad' we knew we had to have one. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
640 We traded for it at some dealer named Area 51. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
641 This way you don't have to stop over on earth for the night. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
642 The bathroom is a major upgrade 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
643 I told you we would get caught without our seatbelts 1.3397 0.04769 156 113 33 10
644 Their salesmen are more clever than they told us. 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
645 I think we may have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque” 1.3396 0.04446 159 112 40 7
646 We thought about going to the Black Hills, too. But nothing beats the Black Holes!” 1.3390 0.04376 177 127 40 10
647 Grander canyons on Venus I'd say, but it was nice. 1.3389 0.04672 180 134 31 15
648 Route 66? It's back that way, just after Mars, but before Venus 1.3386 0.04574 189 141 32 16
649 We left them a crop circle as payment. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
650 If we don't ask for directions it's just called exploring. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
651 We are going to visit our grandchildren 4 galaxies away. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
652 We just retired, and we’re trying to visit all the planets this year. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
653 Told you Hon, these flying saucers think they own the Milky Way! 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
654 Actually, we know of a place that has good food, but no atmosphere. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
655 We’re celebrating Gort’s retirement with a camping trip to all the Universal Parks. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
656 Sure, it holds all the camping gear, but the galaxy per gallon average is killing me. 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
657 Why is it you always get cut off by beam-ers? 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
658 He’s driven me 200,000 light-years through the vacuum of space, but somehow it’s only expanded the void between us. 1.3372 0.04533 172 125 36 11
659 Vehicles like that contribute to galactic warming 1.3372 0.04681 172 127 32 13
660 1,000 light years from home and you still can’t find a quiet campsite! 1.3371 0.04638 178 132 32 14
661 How did you find parking? 1.3370 0.04329 184 133 40 11
662 We're from the Ford galaxy. 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
663 You guys sighted Elvis? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
664 Is this the way to Burning Man? 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
665 Do you know the nearest gaseous planet? 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
666 So this is your first time attending Burning Man? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
667 It has all the conveniences of an incredibly primitive planet. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
668 I’m sorry, this is as far as we can take you. We’ll have to turn off the tractor beam now. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
669 We need a dump station, which way is Earth? 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
670 ‘Is this the way to Yosemite?’ 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
671 Yes, you can claim it as your main home on your taxes. 1.3358 0.05509 137 104 20 13
672 It's slower but you can't beat the extra room on these long trips. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
673 It's about the experience, not how fast we get there. 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
674 Hey Buddy, stay in your lane! 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
675 Don't bother, the crowds are terrible 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
676 Your new ride is totally alien to us. 1.3354 0.04518 164 118 37 9
677 Pull over. We clocked you going Mach 8 in a Mack 6 zone. 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
678 ∞↑↓⌂ ⌠∑ª ¥¶¨º¨¿ Øæð øę Ľŀǿȥ ɉɝɕɰʐ ʬʺˁ 1.3353 0.05069 167 128 22 17
679 You can never find parking for those. 1.3353 0.04641 170 125 33 12
680 Don't knock it, it has a place to pee. 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
681 They're simply green with envy. 1.3352 0.04816 179 136 26 17
682 It’s a prototype we’re testing for Elon. 1.3352 0.04816 179 136 26 17
683 It's all-terrain. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
684 We came to take over Earth but Bob gave us a better deal. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
685 We really wanted an Airstream. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
686 We're lost too. 1.3333 0.04634 162 118 34 10
687 The next black hole will take you straight to Uranus" 1.3333 0.05377 138 104 22 12
688 We're going in under cover this time. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
689 ..and we never have to look for a restroom! 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
690 We just needed a little more space. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
691 Well we just prefer not having to find an inhabited planet every night. 1.3333 0.04818 135 96 33 6
692 It even has asteroid-side services in case of breakdown. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
693 On our way home from DollyWood. How about you? 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
694 Where on earth are you going to park it? 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
695 Off to space camp! 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
696 Scratch the plan- you'll never blend in. Gas prices are so high, no one drives those anymore. 1.3333 0.04315 180 130 40 10
697 we're heading for Denali. You? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
698 We're on our way to Burning Alien. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
699 This earthling box thing is a bit slow, but we love having the extra space. 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
700 That's the newest model. It has a lot more room. 1.3333 0.03900 183 127 51 5
701 How many light-years per gallon do you get in that thing? 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
702 No, YOU’RE the aliens. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
703 Yellowstone Park, Wyoming, United States, Earth, Solar System, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Cluster, Virgo Supercluster...And where are you going on vacation? 1.3316 0.04403 187 138 36 13
704 The nearest Walmart is in the Crab Nebula. 1.3314 0.04669 172 128 31 13
705 I told you we should have taken the left turn at Albuquerque! 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
706 It’s not as good on gas mileage but it’s a lot more comfy inside 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
707 I want one 1.3312 0.05063 157 119 24 14
708 Why have they never put a traffic light here? 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
709 I did hear them say the other day that they were tired of being called 'unidentified'. 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
710 It’s roomier, and it has a toilet. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
711 It's the extra space model. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
712 They offered us 0% financing. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
713 I said invasion, not vacation! 1.3306 0.05808 124 95 17 12
714 You have any jumper cables? 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
715 what - we can’t all drive teslas 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
716 Sure, the mileage stinks, but it sleeps 4! 1.3297 0.04627 185 140 29 16
717 No need to phone home in this bad boy! 1.3296 0.04739 179 136 27 16
718 It's okay for living in, but parking can be difficult on small planets 1.3295 0.04573 173 128 33 12
719 The wheels are just for show. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
720 Your rear tractor beam is out. 1.3293 0.04334 164 117 40 7
721 Looking for reproductive healthcare since it was outlawed on earth 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
722 To Yosemite and beyond.” 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
723 We were parked at an overlook and suddenly there was this big bang! 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
724 That many light years? I don’t think Zorg can hold it in that long 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
725 Your brake lights are out! 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
726 This ISN'T Arizona, Doug! Just let me ask for directions 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
727 You shoulda' seen their faces when we did a 'touch and go' off the aircraft carrier! 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
728 Did the word ‘unidentified’ really bother them that much? 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
729 That’s not really camping! 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
730 What were the odds we’d run into the Joneses? 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
731 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? Also, can we use your bathroom? 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
732 The light yearage is better than you'd expect. 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
733 I told you I needed space 1.3280 0.04491 189 142 32 15
734 Yep, mom and dad are officially old. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
735 You pulling out? We'd like your space. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
736 Roe vs. Wade was just overturned...we're heading to a more women-friendly planet. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
737 What makes you so sure they won't suspect anything? 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
738 Tony? Tina? Is that you? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
739 I bet THEY don't pay $900 for each refueling! 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
740 You're supposed to abduct them, not their lifestyle!!! 1.3264 0.05292 144 110 21 13
741 We found this little blue rest stop called 'Earth'. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
742 Phil thinks it gives us freedom but I miss the house 1.3261 0.04842 138 100 31 7
743 Can you believe this baby gets 40 light years to the gallon? 1.3256 0.04800 172 131 26 15
744 We always wanted to explore the great outdoors. 1.3255 0.03971 212 155 45 12
745 Your space or ours? 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
746 The probe folds into a couch. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
747 Is there a dump station around here? 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
748 So I guess these flying RV sightings aren't just a lot of BS! 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
749 We got tired of phoning home. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
750 We're spending your inheritance. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
751 We needed space in space 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
752 Are you crazy? Have you seen the price of gas lately? 1.3242 0.04606 182 138 29 15
753 If it's rockin', don't come knockin'. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
754 No gas, no gravity, no problem. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
755 RV, meet ET. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
756 Need anything from town? 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
757 Excuse me, we seem to be lost. 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
758 We’d like to order two burgers and a shake, extra mayo. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
759 It was the last item on our scavenger hunt list. 1.3231 0.04661 130 92 34 4
760 Do you all know how to get to the place that has all the alien sightings? 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
761 The salesman said these tend to fly off the lot. 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
762 Tourists. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
763 How many light years do you get to a gallon? 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
764 Which way to the Make Uranus Great rally? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
765 Wait, you get 20 galaxies to the milliliter AND you can poop in it? 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
766 Can you believe it runs on fossil fuels? One wonders what earthlings will think of next -- fire? 1.3220 0.04555 177 133 31 13
767 Once we moved out here, we didn't have to worry about parking space. 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
768 We have to leave. Musk is taking over Twitter. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
769 We were looking for a parking place near the Kosher deli on Ludlow Street and things got out of hand. 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
770 I can’t find a parking spot either 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
771 They don’t allow saucers at the KOA. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
772 Would you believe that it has less than 100,000 light years on it? 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
773 It’s very spacious 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
774 Just stay on this pulsar beam for about 1.3827 light years, take a left when you get to Proxima B and you'll see the sign for the Quadrant Ω wormhole. Good thing you asked, Google Maps always screws it up. 1.3214 0.04725 168 127 28 13
775 Turns out they’re a lot less scared once they can identify the flying object. 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
776 We're on our way home after a month there. They will never believe in Flying Saucers and you won't believe the price of gas. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
777 Look Mom, Aliens! 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
778 Time travel gone wrong. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
779 We got lost a century ago. 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
780 That's the third time this week you've parked somewhere without a meteor. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
781 We clocked you going 35 in a 40,000 zone 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
782 We’re making a few stops along the way, but New Mexico is our final destination too. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
783 Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
784 I told you we needed to take a left turn at Albuquerque. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
785 Gas is so high, we converted it to warp drive. 1.3207 0.04497 184 139 31 14
786 You needed to turn left at Mars. 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
787 Use your turn signal-you spacehole! 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
788 So you also come in peace? 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
789 This way people just drop by and we have them for supper 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
790 No. It’s not a Tesla. 1.3195 0.04849 169 130 24 15
791 I told you not to cut them off 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
792 Forget it - They only let you camp at Area 51, and that’s a real dump. 1.3194 0.05182 144 110 22 12
793 I'd hate to park that thing. 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
794 Go back to the last solar system. When you see the sun, it'll be the 3rd planet on the left. Fair warning, they're skittish around strangers. 1.3194 0.04377 191 144 33 14
795 This RV smells like Uranus. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
796 Just want to warn you that Earth is closed due to bad weather. You might want to visit Omicron Persei 8 instead. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
797 Can you believe I got some aliens to trade me this for a plain old spaceship?!? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
798 We’re from the future.”—“We’re from Arkansas. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
799 Nice wheels 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
800 I think we are lost. It feels like we're driving in ellipses. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
801 Sorry, R/Vs are not allowed on Saturn's rings. Take the Milky Way. 1.3184 0.04149 179 130 41 8
802 Live it up now before the kids arrive 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
803 It makes us feel like we're aliens from another planet. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
804 It's a loaner. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
805 Thanks for taking care of the plants! See you in two weeks! 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
806 Day trippers, obviously. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
807 'Scuse us--which way to Mars? Haven't seen a sign for lightyears. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
808 This one has a working toilet" 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
809 And there’s the start of tourist season again 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
810 No. You take me to YOUR leader. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
811 Go on ahead. We'll meet you there in 3,000 years. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
812 So I told the Mrs. this will make it feel like we’re more on vacation than an expedition 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
813 We took the road less traveled on. It made no difference! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
814 Hi, we're lost in space and one of us can admit it. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
815 It has all the conveniences, but terrible mileage. 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
816 Two solar systems ahead,a right at the quark,and look for the fossil fuel cloud. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
817 They probably came from some sci-fi film. If they were really from the future, they wouldn't look like us. 1.3164 0.04750 177 137 24 16
818 You still think it saves time to take the back roads? 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
819 You're gonna wanna take a right at the Big Dipper. If you reach the moon you've gone too far. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
820 You should turn around. There is no intelligent life down there. 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
821 For the sake of the universe, you should really get something more fuel efficient. 1.3158 0.04320 152 109 38 5
822 The new model definitely looks roomier. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
823 It's tough working remotely, but we're loving this galaxy! 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
824 What's Grey Poupon? 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
825 You can’t drive to earth in that….you’ll never blend in. 1.3155 0.04317 168 123 37 8
826 At $7 a gallon, we're cutting short our vacation/invasion." 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
827 When gas hit $5.17 a gallon, we had to give up intergalactic travel. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
828 We can land anywhere that has a Walmart parking lot . 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
829 The only food truck for light years and they're out of guacamole! 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
830 Didn’t you hear me honk? 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
831 There’s also a human sleeping in the back but we’ll figure that out later 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
832 Traveling light !! 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
833 I just think you should have thought about toilet facilities before you went intergalactic. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
834 It’s a loaner. Our ship’s in the shop. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
835 Your turn signal's on !! 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
836 This is actually great for long distance travel!” 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
837 Find any good campsites? 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
838 Damn Snow birds! 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
839 I know it's gaudy but it came with a nice snack on the inside. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
840 Yeah, we're heading to Roswell with the kids again this year. But then we thought we'd check out some National parks afterward. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
841 Big party at the Jetsons tonight. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
842 Do you know how to get to Roswell? 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
843 Hey. Where’s Walmart? 1.3132 0.04165 182 134 39 9
844 We found it on eBay! 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
845 Just hang a right at Saturn’s 2nd moon, then you’ll see the golden arches on your left. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
846 We have so much more space. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
847 The bad news is it gets terrible gas mileage. The good news is it has a bathroom. 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
848 It's hard to find parking for this thing, even all the way out here. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
849 Which way to Yellowstone? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
850 My galactic positioning system also indicated that there was a waffle house here. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
851 Oh right, like you blend. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
852 Ugh, hipsters 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
853 It’s recreational. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
854 Have you seen our satellite dish? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
855 Take a left where? 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
856 How many light-years per gallon does that thing get? 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
857 Hey you guys gotta check out Area 51 down there -- Great tacos! 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
858 Why is it always two idiots in an R.V.? 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
859 Yes. It's a great way to see the universe once you retire. 1.3114 0.04153 167 121 40 6
860 You'll blend in fine, no one even noticed us. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
861 Give me some space you wormhole. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
862 Scotty? 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
863 I thought you said the Robinson's wouldn't be here? Next year we're going to Earth like everyone else. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
864 It's an Airless-stream. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
865 Excuse me, but have you welcomed into your hearts and wallets our lord and savior, Elon Musk? 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
866 You take a left at Albuquerque! 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
867 These aren't the droids you're looking for. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
868 Sure, you'll blend in, but the gas prices are going to kill you. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
869 Your left blinker has been on for the last three light years. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
870 We just felt that flying saucers were so...cliché 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
871 I hear there are still a few places left behind the moon but you'd better hurry 1.3101 0.04390 158 116 35 7
872 It's an RV. Why do you ask? 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
873 We missed Musk’s Tesla space shot but we did get this one. 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
874 We'd hoped we could get away from that megalomaniac Elon Musk, but one of his damn Teslas has been tailing us for the past 300,000 miles. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
875 electric or gas? 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
876 Google Maps said take a right at Jupiter, but that can't be right. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
877 We figured gas was cheaper in space 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
878 It's just a loaner. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
879 Ooo cool retro! Wait, that's what I was going to say! 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
880 Sure, filling the tank is a downside. On the upside, we no longer have to travel six thousand light years to use the restroom. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
881 We're hoping to abduct well into retirement with this thing. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
882 No more anal probes for us, we retired. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
883 We decided that flying is just too expensive this year. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
884 You should visit Earth. Much more spacious. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
885 Directions? Sorry, we're new to the galaxy ourselves. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
886 License and registration,please. Do you know the velocity you were going? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
887 When did they put Earth on the no fly list?" 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
888 We just checked in on them, actually. They still haven't figured out what the pyramids can do, but a while ago they learned how to burn fossilized plant matter for fuel. I know — insane. So they're fucked if they don't figure out the pyramids soon. 1.3083 0.05773 120 94 15 11
889 The Earth? I don't know. It was here when we visited last summer. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
890 He's decided to 'oldly' go where no one's gone before. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
891 Sorry, no Korean burritos, only artisanal Moonpies. 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
892 Earth is overrated. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
893 Just saying if you are solar there's an eclipse in an hour. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
894 Just take a left 356,154,896,500 miles from here and you're pretty much there. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
895 Lift off's a little clunky, but it really sticks the landing! 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
896 Ask them if they know where to get cheap gas. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
897 Imagine the gas that thing burns. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
898 Honey, do you see that unidentified driving object? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
899 You'll get it when you have kids. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
900 Ugh, more aliens trying to cross the border. Alright, open up the back. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
901 Get that out of the express lane! 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
902 They’ve gone native. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
903 Stay out of Roswell.” 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
904 It doesn't get as many galaxies per gallon, but it does have a couch that turns into a bed. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
905 I’d hold off for a bit. They’re just about done killings themselves off, then it’s just about picking which house you want. 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
906 Now that's what I call space junk! 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
907 Sorry to trouble you, but would you happen to know where we are? 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
908 what on earth are you driving? 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
909 We’re on empty. Do y’all happen to know where the closest gas planet is? 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
910 We are a little worried about the dumping station. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
911 Don't we have enough earth trash up here. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
912 Hi! We heard you provide an abortion facility. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
913 You're parked in my space. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
914 Are the gas prices cheaper in this neck of the woods? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
915 Nobody knows you're an ET when you drive these things. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
916 What are they doing in our Compact Only parking spot? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
917 Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
918 No, no. The turn for Andromeda was four light years back. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
919 No, not great mileage, but when we land, we'll blend. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
920 Camouflage. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
921 Let’s see them call THIS an UNIDENTIFIED Flying Object. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
922 Is there a gas planet close by? 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
923 I knew this would happen once we allowed "space tourism." 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
924 How far to Wall Drug? 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
925 Without a reservation you'll never get a campsite 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
926 When in Roswell… 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
927 Nice just to get right away from it all. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
928 No dazzling lights, but it does have four-way flashers. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
929 It goes without saying that it has satellite TV. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
930 Sure, laugh. But your nearest rest area is past Pluto 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
931 I told you Google Maps was wrong! 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
932 In space, no one can hear your noisy muffler. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
933 We got it at the species extinction sale on Earth. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
934 Can you point us in the direction of the Walmart parking lot? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
935 The mileage isn't stellar but the comfort is astronomical. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
936 We wanted to appear less suspicious. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
937 There just doesn't seem to be enough space to park this thing. 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
938 First galaxy on the left, two stars right, Starbuck's. Can't miss it! 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
939 Wow, I haven't seen one of those since 2525 . . . 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
940 It’s a little campy, no? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
941 It’s a clunker, but it gets 30 light-years per gallon. 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
942 For the last time, your grandmother and I are not going to a hotel! 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
943 illegal aliens! 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
944 We were hoping to get away. 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
945 It's a Teslabago and no we're not lost in space! 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
946 Excuse me, “Can you you tell me where the closest Wal-Mart is?” 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
947 I see you downsized. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
948 Once we got it, no one ever looked at us twice. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
949 I wouldn't bother... that planet's toast! 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
950 It's a universal sign of aging. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
951 Yeah, the mileage sucks, but great Wi-Fi! 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
952 We're looking for cheaper gas.....take us to your liter! 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
953 We missed the offramp. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
954 Are you here for the Trump rally too? 1.3015 0.05455 136 108 15 13
955 Remember when it was just the two of us in a flying saucer? 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
956 I know what you're thinking, but actually it gets 20 light-years to the gallon. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
957 Anywhere but Earth, am I right!?! 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
958 It's on our bucket list. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
959 It’s not about the jump to light speed, it’s about the journey 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
960 we swapped ours for this at burning man 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
961 Take a left at which planet? 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
962 I thought you said we were in the middle of nowhere 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
963 Once we get on a highway, no one will notice. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
964 It's got a toilet! 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
965 Siri told us to take the second black hole on the left. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
966 They must’ve used MapQuest as well. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
967 Let me guess, Disneyland? 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
968 No, no, don’t skip Earth. It’s wild down there. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
969 Ooh, what kind of mileage you get with that thing? 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
970 We really blended in when humans could afford to drive these. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
971 If we let them in, we’re going to have to pump out the tank that much sooner. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
972 Do you know where we can find a proton station with clean rest rooms? 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
973 We always wanted to see the interstate at rush hour. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
974 He said, first star on the left and then straight on until morning. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
975 ...and you can't miss the Grand Canyon! 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
976 Parking can be a problem. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
977 Ask them how many light years per gallon they get. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
978 With the price of gas, they're practically giving them away. 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
979 You guys know of any place we can empty our sewage tank? 1.2994 0.04536 167 128 28 11
980 Well, Joe and Marge finally did it. They say it's a lifestyle. 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
981 Where can we find the planet with the cheapest fossil-fuel? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
982 You mind giving us a tow back to Jupiter? 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
983 I asked Siri for directions to Albuquerque, but she gave us Alpha Centauri. 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
984 Only thing worth saving down there. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
985 Here's looking at you looking at us. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
986 Good news—Roswell no longer requires masks for intergalactic travelers. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
987 We'll see what you're driving once you spawn a brood or two. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
988 We’re just out here searching for signs of intelligent Van Life. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
989 We told you to bring us some Arby’s, not an RV. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
990 It won’t go light speed but it does have a kitchen. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
991 We heard there was an abortion clinic up here, could you point us in the right direction? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
992 Say did we miss the turn to Amdromeda? 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
993 Y'all would not believe the fucking planet we just came from. Yo, they are SO FUCKED. 1.2987 0.05057 154 122 18 14
994 Avoid the Milky Way. It’s down to one lane around Alpha Centauri. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
995 And it has a tape deck! 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
996 When we retire let’s get an RV and see the universe. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
997 The mileage isn’t great, but the ride is out of this world! 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
998 They taste like chicken. 1.2984 0.05489 124 97 17 10
999 The next rest stop is 3 light years away. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1000 Stay in your own lane!!! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1001 You're the real fools if you're still paying for hotels out here! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1002 Yeah, a vintage Winnebago, Picked it up in California in 1970. Wild times, man. 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
1003 It has satellite communications, but the only channel in our language is something called Howard Stern. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1004 Oh yeah, you can park wherever you want down there. They appear to only regulate uteruses and marriage. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1005 Earth is not cool. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1006 We're headed for Saturn. It's in retro-grade. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1007 I wonder if they are transporting illegal aliens in that?! 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1008 We decided to live in here until rents ease up. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1009 Mildred, I’m telling you this is a classic and will never go out of style. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1010 It's cute but I am waiting for the new Tesla 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1011 Their translation device stinks... they expected to Win A Bagel. 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
1012 The road less traveled? Ask him what a road is. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1013 Earth? Yeah, it’s the next right, but I should warn you—they don’t even treat their females like humans so God knows what they’ll do to us. 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
1014 Look Andy, they're flying our missing hubcap. 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
1015 They weren’t kidding about the #vanlife thing! 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1016 Eight light years on one tankful. Thank God for President Musk. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1017 He didn’t signal! 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
1018 We just got back from Earth. Don't bother. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1019 We pulled you over for driving under the speed of light. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1020 We just wanted to get away for the Eon 1.2970 0.06221 101 80 12 9
1021 Be home by ten! 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1022 Gas mileage is way better up here! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1023 Texas, if you're just looking to empty your refuse tank. 1.2968 0.04944 155 122 20 13
1024 Trust us, you don't want to land there. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1025 Do you think they’re traveling to find abortion care too? 1.2966 0.05934 118 95 11 12
1026 I got an upgrade! 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1027 42! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1028 They're hard core in to vintage 1.2963 0.04541 162 124 28 10
1029 The humans seemed worried about Unidentified Flying Objects, so we thought this would ease their minds. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1030 It 's a UFO in outer space!!!" 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1031 Second star to the right then straight on til morning. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1032 Yes,we got for a steal at place called Area 51. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1033 It looked a lot better from a distance 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1034 I didn't know Tesla made rvs! 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1035 I’m pretty sure we’re not supposed to be in the left lane. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1036 Wait until they see how many light years to the charge they get! 1.2959 0.04163 169 126 36 7
1037 Oh man, a '79 Winnebago! Far out. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
1038 I told you to ask for directions instead of following the”up” sign. 1.2957 0.04617 115 83 30 2
1039 Their GPS is as bad as ours! 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1040 Once we were carefree and childless, too. 1.2956 0.04768 159 124 23 12
1041 ET meet RV 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
1042 Clearly they’re envious of our aerodynamic design. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1043 We tried to assimilate in Florida, but the people’s views were much too alien. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1044 We always wanted to spend our retirement seeing more of the universe. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1045 They may have caught up with us up here, but we’ll leave’em in the dust once we get’em on the ground. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
1046 Your tires are a little over inflated 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
1047 Space rage has certainly gotten worse since the pandemic” 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
1048 We have plenty of space here. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1049 This summer we’re colonizing in comfort. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1050 They've been on our bumper for 30 parsecs, pull over and let them pass. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1051 Don't laugh it's paid for. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1052 Are you guys headed to Burning Man too? 1.2946 0.05209 129 100 20 9
1053 we're not cooking meth, we just like the aesthetic! 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1054 We’re loving retirement! 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1055 Yeah, it's roomy, but a tank of gas is out of this world. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1056 Must be that super hi octane gas. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1057 There was this humming noise and a beam of green light,and then we ended up in this 1970s sitcom. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1058 Area 51? , No, never heard of it. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1059 Normally we don't let strangers use our toilet, but since you asked so nicely, come on over 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1060 Finally, we found a place to park 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1061 We're headed for Mars, the price of gas on Earth is skyrocketing! 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1062 Your left rear tire is low. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1063 You go to Florida, we'll go to Arizona, and we'll meet back here to laugh at the ridiculous people we've encountered… 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1064 ahhhhhh… the 2077 model, nice. what kind of mileage you getting? 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
1065 About 3 more light years and you're there. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
1066 That’s a great way to disguise re-entry. 1.2937 0.04517 126 92 31 3
1067 You wanna race? 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1068 If you go, do not miss Disney World. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1069 Y’all goin’ probin’? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1070 How far do we have to go to get away from the crowd? 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1071 We heard a place called Roswell has great camping, do you know how to get there? 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1072 Yes, it is a little slower but it's got shag carpet. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1073 Yo, which way to Burning Man ? 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
1074 I can see they've been to earth before. 1.2927 0.04431 123 89 32 2
1075 Those darn RV'S are always taking up space. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1076 So they did go electric! 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1077 Sure, it gets better fuel economy, but does it sleep four? 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1078 OMG, it's Clarence driving and Ginny navigating 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1079 Let’s not alienate aliens! 1.2927 0.05624 123 98 14 11
1080 'What do you mean by the "right of way"?" 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
1081 It's so much nicer than those Air B&B's. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
1082 DON’T PANIC 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1083 44 gallons per light year means a lot of overnights. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1084 We got this for a really good price on Earth, apparently they are going back to office after a pandemic. 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
1085 This thing makes the worst crop circles. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1086 Another gas guzzler! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1087 I told you not to take the Alpha Centauri route - we're going to get stuck behind one of those damn RVs again! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1088 The mileage is horrible but it has a bathroom 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1089 Look, Honey, that's the same roadster you had when we were dating! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1090 We picked it up with a lovely family in Arizona 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1091 Can you folks recommend a nice galaxy to stop for the night? 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1092 So...Einstein was right. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1093 Oh look honey green trash 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1094 Earth is giving away all the gas guzzlers. They finally went solar! 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
1095 Bathroom. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
1096 Looks like the Evans got that sports car. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
1097 We should have bought a Prius. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
1098 Seems like we’re in yet another Space Jam 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
1099 Hey, do you two play bridge 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1100 It's not as fast as yours, but has a much better bathroom. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1101 Earth? Missable. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1102 We traded with an earthling ! He said we would be the coolest aliens in the galaxy ! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1103 Recalculating 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1104 The Trump escape caravan has started 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1105 Yes we’re living in a camper. Real estate prices are out of this world. 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1106 Are you looking for an abortion, too? 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1107 Do they look too weird to ask for directions? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1108 Who's Hal?" 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
1109 The next gas station is a few lightyears away. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1110 The blue planet overcharges for gas. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1111 With a grill outside, the humans actually come to us! 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1112 Trust us they still wont believe in our existence 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1113 we were driving down this canyon on mars, then, Zap, we were abducted by aliens. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1114 Skip Earth. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1115 Do you know if we'll have to wear masks? (I am submitting this caption on behalf of my 90 year old mother, and subscriber, Joyce Welz. She does not have a computer and therefore could not submit this on her own.) 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1116 We're doing it all: Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, and Tatooine. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1117 If I needed directions I would have brought along our GPS satellite. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
1118 Well. there goes the universe! 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1119 Can you tell us how to get to Denny's? 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
1120 Have you seen our kids? 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
1121 Sometimes you have to slow down and smell the quasars. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1122 We did a swap with some Earthlings and they crashed it at Roswell. 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
1123 Yes, it's roomy, but the mileage is terrible! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1124 See that clunker?! Flying saucers are soooo 1947 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1125 It doesn’t go warp speed but we were tired of stopping in every solar system for a restroom. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1126 It was only driven on Sundays by a little old lady from…I think it was Petaluma or Pluto 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1127 It’s the Millennium Winnebago. We’re going nowhere fast. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1128 Can we borrow your GPS? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1129 Wow, they have a lot of space. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1130 They bought it on Earth, and now they're over the moon. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1131 100 lightyears to the gallon. How 'bout you? 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1132 Is there a place around here to eat with a nice atmosphere? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1133 Are you guys going to Coachella? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1134 Pardon me… do you have any Greys Poupon? 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1135 The gas mileage is really not that bad. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1136 Hey, do you guys have my Amazon package? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1137 How did you get here so fast? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1138 is Earth after Mars or before 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1139 Hey, Where'd you get that? 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1140 There's a bed in the back -- why didn't we think of that? 1.2880 0.04372 125 91 32 2
1141 Mel Brooks thought this would be funny. 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
1142 Ours has a bathroom. 1.2878 0.05231 139 111 16 12
1143 We sold the house when we retired and decided to hit the universe in an RV. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1144 I know it's ugly, but you won't believe the trunk space 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1145 In all the galaxy we get behind a a slow moving space trailer! 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1146 I think we found one they’ll be able to identify. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1147 We're heading to the North Rim of the Grand Nebula. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1148 We picked it up in Roswell. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1149 Stay in your lane, bro! 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1150 Earth is haveing a yard sale 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1151 It has a cassette player! 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1152 We’re going to Disneyverse! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1153 We may be a flying object, but we won't be unidentified 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1154 Well, the Grand Canyon was kind of meh… 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1155 We're going to Disneyland! 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1156 What’s up? 1.2869 0.05759 122 99 11 12
1157 A retired couple in New Mexico swapped us for this neat RV! 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
1158 We've looked everywhere and gas is way too expensive! 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1159 Chocolate with sprinkles, please! 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
1160 We agree. Gas prices are out of this world! 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
1161 it only gets 20 lightyears to the gallon but we needed extra space 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
1162 Earth? OK, keep going straight ’til you see Jupiter, hang a right, and follow the signs for Roswell. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
1163 ''Their television commercials are very convincing." 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1164 Boy, they take up a lot of space 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
1165 Only 3x10(-12) light years per gallon, but we save so much on meals and hotel rooms 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1166 It's cute, but they've got no room for kids or luggage. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1167 I know those people. Where did they get the money to buy a sports car? 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
1168 To boldly go where no Winnebago has gone before. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
1169 RV phone home. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1170 Sure the MPG is great, but look how cramped they are! 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1171 If you’re stuck, we have room in the back. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1172 Immigrants! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1173 How many galaxies to the gallon? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1174 Did they get here by airstream? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1175 Breaking Bad 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
1176 Excuse me, are you leaving? 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1177 No dear, we are not getting an RV. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1178 They call it a URFO, an unidentified recreational flying object. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1179 Remember when those round edges used to be the style? 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1180 We put it down on earth, went for a walk, and now it's a meth lab. 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
1181 I think Elon has finally started to crack. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1182 You wouldn't believe the deal we got for the saucer. 1.2847 0.04389 137 102 31 4
1183 Talk about a road to nowhere! 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1184 Sorry- we ran out of gas- do you have anything besides nitrogen, argon, or oxygen up here? This thing only likes the expensive high-octane stuff... 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1185 Dealer said it’s designed for off roading. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1186 Oh, just the usual vacation. You know, mutilate some cattle, probe some Earthlings. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1187 Get out of the left lane, shit head! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1188 ...and we can move our tiny house anywhere! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1189 So much better than the sliced bread we brought back last time. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1190 I THINK WE MISSED THE LAST TURN! 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1191 Stay away, honey. It looks like Earth has a Florida, too. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1192 We have space issues 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1193 Trust me. You don't want to go there. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1194 You said "fly me to the moon"... 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1195 It’s way safer since he installed air brakes. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1196 They're easier to lure in for a probe when they think they're getting a lift to someplace called "the concert". 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1197 Yeah, well we like our creature comforts. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
1198 Don’t worry honey, they’re empty nesters 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1199 You like our camouflage? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1200 Don't bother with the Big Dipper, you can't swim in it. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1201 We’ve advanced way beyond the flying saucer. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1202 Sorry, we finished our last jar of Grey Poupon just after we left the solar system: 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
1203 We’re kinda lost, but he refuses to ask for directions, as usual. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1204 These retired aliens really clog up the pathways. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1205 This was the only thing our insurance would cover 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1206 We're lost! Do you have Google Maps? 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1207 Gets infinite miles per gallon 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1208 Does Earth have a plug-in? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1209 It's awful on mileage, but it's great for abductions! 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1210 We bought it used from 'Best Ride Clyde'. Just as he says,'Only His Prices are Down to Earth'. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1211 Don't bother stopping by Earth. Gas prices are through the roof. 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1212 We're camping at Roswell, how about you? 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1213 I dunnoknow, about 0.0000000000025 light years per gallon. 1.2832 0.05687 113 90 14 9
1214 We've abandoned the extraterrestrial life for the Van Life. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1215 Please turn down your radio. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1216 We're headed for Las Vegas. You? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1217 Could you direct us back to the West Side Highway? 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
1218 Good call on the RV, the flying saucer looks totally clichè on the road. 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
1219 Are you the guys that started making 'Back to the future IV' and disappeared fifty years ago? 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1220 We always seem to run into Lori and Larry every floating holiday. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1221 Our probing days are over. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1222 If you looking to go to a place where women have rights, keep driving, earth isn't it 1.2823 0.05439 124 99 15 10
1223 These teens drive around like there's no end of space. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1224 Bill just pull over and ask for directions— we should be at the next nebula by now. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
1225 just stay away from Roswell and you'll be fine 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
1226 It’s always the empty nesters with the sports car. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
1227 HE wanted to fly economy. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1228 These retirees are REALLY trying to piss off Musk. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1229 New model, it’s called The E.T.R.V. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1230 take a sharp left then look for the big woman holding a torch! 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1231 Watch where you’re going, ya space hog! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1232 'Wheels.' They reduce friction when you travel on something called 'terrain.' 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1233 I don’t know, I think they’re still going to know you’re aliens 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1234 We got it from a guy name Walter White. 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
1235 We took a wrong turn somewhere, but he refuses to ask for directions. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1236 We love it. It sleeps four with lots of room for abductions and anal probing.” 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1237 Okay, here's the plan: We invite them over for burgers, and then you move in with the probe. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1238 Don't stop at the blue planet. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1239 How’s the parking? 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
1240 Can you float us some gas money? 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1241 I said 5073, not 1973! 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1242 Gas mileage is relative. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1243 Ever heard of a turn signal? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1244 It’s called a Winnebago. We lifted it off Earth with our tractor beam. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1245 We just thought hey, why not treat ourselves? 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1246 Do you know if there are any camping spots open on Planet K9X2W? 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1247 I told you not to follow GPS. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1248 It’s a Whinney Bagel. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1249 I said we should have made an effort to blend in more. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1250 The closest you can get to the park's south entrance is the Moon. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1251 And how many miles per galaxy do you get in yours? 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1252 What we're really after is authenticity. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1253 Told u we had to turn left 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1254 You should have thought about that before you left the solar system. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1255 Excuse me, could you point us back to Galaxy Z? That construction detour was an absolute black hole. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1256 How far is the next charging station? 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1257 Ask them if they have change for meteor parking. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1258 Well, yeah, it has their addiction to excess written all over it but now Mindy and I wouldn't go any other way. 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1259 It’s an identifiable flying object. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1260 Can we help? You look like you're from out of town. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1261 Can you give us directions to Woodstock? 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1262 Finally you ask for directions. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1263 We thought we'd try a super-identifiable flying object. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1264 If you sit at the campground and listen to them talk about gas mileage, they don't really care if you aren't human. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1265 It costs a fortune to gas up at the little blue planet. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
1266 I can't hear you! I'm going to roll down the window! 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1267 Sure it’s roomier, but the cost of gas is out of this universe. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1268 It feels like we've been driving for light-years. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1269 You two can’t afford home prices either? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1270 Is yours an EV? 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1271 This way we don't have to phone home. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1272 It's called an UBBO, Unidentified But Boring Flying Object. The humans leave us alone. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1273 Did you just see that big yellow schoolbus too? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1274 If anyone asks , we’re from Europe. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1275 We always choose the parking with the best view. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1276 ran out of fuel, those idiots used their own planet as fuel 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
1277 do you guys have fuel? 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1278 Nomadland? Frances McDormand? Great film! GREAT film! 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1279 Bear left at the rings, take another left just before the asteroid field, then go straight for two or three parsecs and you’ll see it on your right. You can’t miss it. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1280 That's it. We are done chasing you kids all over the universe--get back in the house! Now! 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1281 Oh look, honey. Green nomads. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1282 Well , there goes the neighborhood . 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1283 Meet you in Roswell. 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
1284 Idiots! You can't fly past the I.S.S. in that. They'll know you're not one of them. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1285 Do you mind if we use the bathroom? The next rest stop is 5,000 lightyears away. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1286 Turns out “hitch your wagon to a star” was simply an idiom on Earth 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1287 Should we tell them there's a big tailgate party raging on that little blue rest stop down there? 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1288 You take the first left black hole and a sharp right towards earth, you can gas up there. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1289 Sup boomers?!? 🛸 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1290 There's nothing like camping under the stars 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1291 The most unusual specimens are at RV parks--just leave a trail of pork rinds. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1292 We decided to go vintage 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1293 Agreed. This whole Uber versus Taxi thing is getting tired. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1294 at the next light, take a left 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1295 As far as comfort, the earthlings are light years ahead of us! 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1296 Sorry, don’t know where Tattoine is—we are from Scottsdale. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
1297 Seriously? The next rest area is in 43 light years. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1298 They threw in a map to the stars, but it turned out to be terrestrial. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1299 Oh, stop your gawking. You know we can’t afford that. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1300 Where’s your camping permit? 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1301 You should have asked how many light years per gallon before you made the trade. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1302 We took the left turn at Albuquerque, and it brought us right to Area 51. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1303 I hate these motorhome drivers- they never pull over to let you pass.... 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1304 They look nice. Let's invite them over for drinks. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1305 Hello, this is roadside assistance, how can we help you? 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
1306 NO, ‘’Gramps’ is not racing you. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1307 It's fun but the cost of fuel is out of this world!" 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1308 But we didn't call for pizza 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1309 That's a cool rig...what planet are you from? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1310 We’re on vacation. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1311 We're an intergalactic RV, not a food truck. So blast off. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1312 Go three constellations and turn left, you can't miss it. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1313 We worry about black holes not pot holes. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1314 Where's the ramp for Intergalactic-95? 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1315 It’s not a UFO. It’s probably just a billionaire space tourist from another planet. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1316 The earthlings we’re delicious, but this spacecraft is junk! 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1317 Earth, right? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1318 Don't bother, all the good spots are already taken 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1319 Oh it's all "You're welcome" and "Have a nice day" - but good luck finding parking. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1320 'Plus there's room for our fishing gear, hunting gear and a small death ray' 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1321 Why can't they just enjoy the universe without bringing their whole house into space? 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1322 No, you're supposed to yield 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1323 I couldn’t care LESS about aero-effing-dynamics! 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1324 Fuel prices are out of this world on that planet. 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
1325 Forget the leader. Ask to see the Winnebago dealer. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1326 I hate being judged. We should have brought the Tesla. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1327 I wouldn’t bother going if I were you, Pluto is a much nicer spot 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1328 We have enough taco trucks. Thanks anyway. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1329 This is not just a visit, we're considering permanent residence. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1330 Y’all ain’t from around here, are ya? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1331 Yeah, I know it’s an import; but it has a bathroom. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1332 We got a deal on this retro camper model. The problem is that it runs on gas. What's gas? 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1333 We've fallen in love with their culture. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1334 Our GPS has been completely useless out here. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1335 No, sorry we're the only food truck in this orbit. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
1336 No,this is not a Meth Lab 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
1337 Ah to be young and warp-speed tolerant again. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1338 Found this spacious vehicle in a junk heap on Planet Earth! 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1339 We thought we could catch the game without arousing suspicion if we arrived in this. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1340 So much for 'Take me to your cheapest gas.' 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1341 Do y'all know where we can unload the shitter? 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
1342 The mileage is surprisingly good. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1343 Huh. Maybe we didn't need the wheels after all. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1344 This little place called earth is really cheap right now and we've always wanted to go 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1345 The closest trailer park is about six light-years back in that direction. 1.2740 0.04910 146 117 18 11
1346 You haven't seen our son, flying a bike by moonlight ...? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1347 Don't stop at the 3rd planet. They shoot everything in sight and the price of gas is out of this world. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1348 We're arresting you for violating the law of aerodynamics. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1349 That's all fine and well, but what if you don't make it to the next charging station? 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1350 Excuse me, do you know where we can find a gas giant around here? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1351 A red Tesla just cut us off. Did you see which way it went? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1352 We’re loving all this space. 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1353 Zaxon bought it on E-bay; it’s called a Winnebago. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1354 our ship is in the shop-- this is a rental. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1355 Whatever you do, don’t stop for gas in California. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
1356 Where is the nearest RV park? 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1357 The welcome's warmer if you're identifiable. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1358 I think we missed an exit back there. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1359 I gotta be honest. I enjoy being envied. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1360 We're going to spend a few months just seeing the galaxy first. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1361 No, I do not want to race. 1.2727 0.04391 121 90 29 2
1362 We're lost. Is there a Space Camp around here? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1363 We’d suggest skipping the third planet from the sun. That place is crazy. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1364 Terrible milage, but there's a fridge. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1365 The dealer in Roswell gave us a great deal on our trade-in. 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1366 Yes,it's much roomier, but the conversion costs are astronomic. 1.2727 0.04232 121 89 31 1
1367 Hey, if you are looking for a place to camp, you have to turn back about 5000 light years, then look for a campground. Hopefully they are still open. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1368 Just a few modifications, and, boom, 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1369 Ever since Elon Musk bought the USPS, our delivery routes have gotten longer! 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
1370 They’re all over the third planet from the sun. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1371 Can't miss it. Third rock from the sun. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1372 We're going to earth to help women get safe abortions. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1373 The second car the human shot into space has beds! 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
1374 So last millennium 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1375 The ennui is the same, but we have more room. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1376 We've started to appreciate the journey as much as the destination. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1377 Whoever blinks first loses. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1378 Sometimes I wish we never had kids. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1379 That Yellowstone Park was great. We're keeping this RV to display when we get back home. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1380 What kind of gas mileage do you get? 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1381 I think we went through the time warp in reverse. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1382 Most of the planets we're visiting don't have hotels. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1383 Yes, of course they're jealous. Where do they sleep in that thing? 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1384 We would have been earlier, but we got a flat. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1385 And if you hit Area 52, you’ve gone too far. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1386 We wanted to take the family to go camping underneath the stars. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1387 Thdsfhwsledifhnldfljdlfghjdkjs! Translation: 'I know...GPS told us the nearest dump station was here, too!' 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
1388 The gas mileage isn’t great but the retro look is awesome! 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1389 For heaven's sake - another instance of cosmic road rage! 1.2710 0.06167 107 89 7 11
1390 Where’s the nearest gas station? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1391 We found it floating in space next to a Tesla. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1392 Don’t worry… It’s electric 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1393 OK, but can it make quick turns? 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
1394 Ask them how far to Des Moines. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1395 Don’t worry mom, we’ll phone home every Sunday night 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1396 Who has the right-of-way? 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1397 We're doing our part to help with their extinction. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1398 I told you we should have turned left at Roswell. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1399 Oh that's so last millennium. 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1400 M-111 is blocked, don't take this exit! 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1401 Can you direct us to Roswell, NM? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1402 When we go to Lollapalooza in this thing, humans practically beam themselves in. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1403 Wait! Are those aliens? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1404 Swapped with an elderly couple that wants to downsize. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1405 Hey there, an older model ship? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1406 Thoughts on Earth?" "Eh, wouldn't go back. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1407 How many miles do you get per galaxy? 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1408 We’re going to work at Amazon. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1409 We got it at a the Earth fire sale right before they destroyed the planet. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1410 We wanted something more spacious. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1411 RV there yet? 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1412 After all these years, we're finally getting out in the wide open spaces. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
1413 We want to visit Area 51 before destroying all mankind." 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1414 Which way to see the universe's largest ball of twine? 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1415 We bought it on Earth already filled with Earthlings to probe. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1416 Have a great trip! Fly carefully! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1417 Oh no! The kids have found us! 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1418 Youse fly here often? 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1419 No, really, after you. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1420 I told you the GPS didn't work. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1421 Don't you just love retro? 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1422 Look, if you’re not going to take this road trip seriously… 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1423 Turn left at the Tesla Roadster 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1424 Why did we have to run into them while we’re driving this stupid loaner? 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1425 Go back to last meteor shower and turn left 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1426 No, there isn't a scenic outlook for miles... 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1427 It’s not fuel efficient but it’s more fun than a flying saucer 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1428 We're lost. Can you tell us which way is up? 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1429 I heard that Barb and Jim got a loaner after they crashed in Roswell but I was envisioning a compact. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1430 The mileage sucks, but we won't need to rent a place. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1431 Follow us. We've been here before! 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
1432 Laugh all you want,but will you be eating chili and watching a 13 inch tv while you’re probing humans tonight? 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1433 Thank god it's solar 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1434 These aliennials thinking they are so trendy with their “vintage” space craft 1.2689 0.05429 119 96 14 9
1435 They picked up that junk after crashing their saucer in Roswell. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1436 Yes in fact it did cost the moon 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1437 We traded with George Lucas 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1438 Our earliest civilizations had these some 8,000 years ago and it’s only got 200,000 miles! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1439 We always go south for the winter. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1440 Don't you just hate it when some yahoo drives one of those things in the left lane? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1441 „This old thing? We got it from this planets ‚everything must go sale‘" 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1442 We were driving along when suddenly there was a big bang. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1443 Can you direct us to Uranus? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1444 One last trip to Mars before Musk ruins the place. 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1445 You guys seen a rest stop around here? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1446 What? No RV hookup facilities anywhere in the entire Crab Nebula, either? 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1447 We got a great trade-in deal at Area 51! 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1448 You're here for Woodstock? You're lightyears too late! 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1449 With the UFO shortage and fuel prices, we went with an RV. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1450 If we hadn't upgraded on the blue planet we'd still be stuck in one of those, can you imagine? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1451 May we use your bathroom ? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1452 We're with Ms. Frizzle. 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
1453 I thought you grounded both of those damn kids. 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1454 I think we missed the turn off for KOA! 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1455 Winnebago! So 20th Century! 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1456 Crazy kids — weaving in and out of galaxies. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1457 We can’t afford the gas so we’re coming back. 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1458 Is this the Stairway to Heaven? 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1459 That’s carrying air b&b too far. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1460 Is the pandemic over yet? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1461 Clearly, you two have never experienced space. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1462 Traded in the saucer, got this and a family of four! 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1463 We'll ask you folks one more time. Business,or pleasure? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1464 It was the best thing they had. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1465 That must be one of those newfangled electric ones we've been hearing about. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1466 Hey, I have the right of way. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1467 I thought the kids said they were headed to the moon tonight. 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1468 Yup, gas prices ARE astronomical . 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1469 We are going to vacation on Earth, before it’s all gone. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1470 Sorry, the next rest stop is a little more than 250 million light years ahead. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1471 No no, the Breaking Bad house is on Earth. You’re in the wrong galaxy. 1.2672 0.04173 131 98 31 2
1472 We're time travelling 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1473 It gets 2.3 million light years per gallon. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1474 Outer space isn’t like it use to be. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1475 We should have turned left at Albuquerque! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1476 I get the romance of it, but it only gets one light-year to the gallon. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1477 Look, Harold. It's a UFO with aliens on board. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1478 It's comfy, but it only gets .000065 lightyears per gallon." 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1479 We consulted the "little green man" book for this part of the galaxy, and decided to skip hotels altogether. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1480 It really expands family time! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1481 I don't know the make,but it's definitely not an Airstream. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1482 See honey, it's small but it's fast! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1483 We got a great deal on our trade-in at that last planet. 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
1484 #vanlife 🌎🔥🔥🔥💯 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1485 Which way is the Burning Man bro 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1486 Hey, they have an "iHeart ET" bumper sticker too! 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1487 I'm just not sure about these electric self-driving cars yet. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1488 YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1489 Man, the mileage on that thing must be killing you! 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1490 When we bought it years ago, gas on earth wasn't sky high! 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1491 How many miles per gallon are you getting? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1492 We got this RV on Amazon. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1493 We're looking for the couple on horseback. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1494 It’s not a gas guzzler, it’s electric 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1495 This is what they call low income housing on earth. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1496 The hookups are better on Venus. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1497 It has a bathroom! 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
1498 AAA was right. This trip is "Out of this world." 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1499 But only 4 light years per gallon. 1.2656 0.05260 128 104 14 10
1500 I heard that gas prices are sky high. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1501 How quaint! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1502 See if they’ll swap! By the time the kids wake up, we’ll be in the next galaxy. 1.2655 0.04358 113 84 28 1
1503 We did run across this—but no sign of intelligent life. Right now they are hashing over a stolen election! 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1504 Yeah, 'sonic' schmonic! Does yours have a shower? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1505 A red Tesla Roadster just rear-ended us! Dude looked like he was stoned out of his mind. How much you wanna bet he doesn't have insurance? 1.2653 0.06247 98 81 8 9
1506 We’re trying to find our friend. He’s flying a red Tesla? 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1507 You took a wrong turn in Albuquerque. 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1508 “Say now, is that the new hybrid model?” 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1509 That retro earthlook is weirdly popular. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1510 Hey there, which planet is Wall Drug on? 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1511 We’re on our way to Earth Camp. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1512 We took a left at Albuquerque and now we can't find our way back to the interstate. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1513 We thought the RV was more spaceious 1.2647 0.06062 102 84 9 9
1514 So much for exploring the great unknown with an RV 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1515 Hey! I’m drivin’ here! 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1516 Sorry, but we have to ask. Do you have to go #1 or #2? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1517 We'll meet you at the Grand Canyon. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1518 They say their home planet became uninhabitable. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1519 This spaceway is for luxury vehicles only 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1520 Did you just give me the finger? 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1521 We come from Winnebago. We come in peace. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1522 Qzz gnif?!! Pwejj ndwakfr plwy vbyx! 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
1523 It's that nice couple we took air samples with on Camping World 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
1524 Hmmm, obviously one of us took a wrong turn somewhere back there! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1525 We were told to park in the outer space. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1526 It's a long trip, but it's worth your time. 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
1527 I admire the efficient use of interior space and the cavalier disregard for meaningless aerodynamics but I thought Elon Musk would have had a more developed aesthetic. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1528 You can't get there from here. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1529 It’s a ‘47. Got it from a guy in Roswell who’s probably still running.” 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1530 I really just got into the van life 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1531 Could you tell us the way to San Jose? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1532 You guys going to Coachella too? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1533 OMG, those are aliens! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1534 Glamping is so last year! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1535 Looks like they are as lost as us. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1536 "Look behind us. That's a caravan of American women, desperate to relocate to an affordable blue galaxy." 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1537 Have you seen what rents are like on Earth? 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1538 It's comfortable, but takes up lots of space. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1539 We’ve been looking for overnight parking for 250 million years. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1540 They liquidated their planet. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1541 Oh look,the Musk’s must be on vacation! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1542 Where can a couple of out-of-towners get an anal probe around here? 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1543 Now that we're retired we have time to see the galaxy 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1544 It’s good for long distances 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1545 Parking’s free at Walmart. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1546 Don’t bother invading. The fuel is too expensive and the infrastructure is terrible 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1547 Forget the moonlight and the starlight. What we need up here is a stoplight! 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1548 Fuel is no problem. We live on a gas giant. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1549 We're just going back to visit the grandkids! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1550 Sup, Bitches? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1551 Which way is up? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1552 No intelligent life there, but they do make a roomy and surprisingly affordable vehicle. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1553 Jupiter's a gas giant, you can re-up there. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1554 An RV? In this economy? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1555 We traded ours in for this spacious RV 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1556 Can we use yout bathroom? This damn saucer doesn't have one. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1557 It sleeps six. And we a got a fantastic warranty covering parts and labor for 10 million light years. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1558 Let’s just say they’re both mid-life crisis buys. 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
1559 We're thinking about staying for a while this time. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1560 Where did you say the waste dumping station is? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1561 We wanted space. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1562 I suppose it WOULD be less conspicuous. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1563 But ours sleeps six! 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
1564 You guys want a ride? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1565 We think will be more inconspicuous when we approach the cornfield this time. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1566 I thought they were an Earthling myth. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
1567 If you visit Earth, stay away from Roswell, New Mexico! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1568 Hipsters! 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1569 They want to know where the nearest KOA is. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1570 Pardon me. Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1571 They'll never believe us, back home. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1572 Earth? Don't waste your time. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1573 Wow, a model T 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1574 Looks weird, but at least we can take a dump in it. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1575 Just head north for about 94 million miles. If you incinerate you’ve gone too far. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1576 You take Betelgeuse up to Rigel and then turn left onto Antares. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1577 Wait, were we not supposed to take anything? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1578 See, Martin? I told you that it was just a matter of time before we made it into the AARP Destination Guide. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1579 We just like the way it looks. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1580 Is that a Tesla saucer? Cuz this thing is a real gas hog. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1581 Don't bother visiting plant Earth. Intelligent life is in serious decline there." 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1582 It’s just nice to get away from it all, isn’t it? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1583 Can you tell us how to get back to Earth? We've been driving around in circles! 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1584 Well, the thing is, it's just so hard to find a hotel out here. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1585 I guess GPS didn't work past Jupiter? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1586 We landed in Florida and this is the only thing we were able find 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1587 Oh no, they convinced you to buy one of those? 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
1588 Make your first left after Venus, you can’t miss it. 1.2606 0.04082 142 108 31 3
1589 Inflation is affecting our travel plans. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1590 Is there a rest stop near here? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1591 We just watched Space Balls and wanted to see what all the fuss was about. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1592 We wanted the sports version too, but the kids don't fit. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1593 "Of all the gin joints, in all the Galaxies, in all the Universe, they cruise into ours." 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1594 Look, it's one of those tiny ships everybody is talking about. They have a bedroom and full kitchen in there. 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1595 There was a waiting list for an Airstream. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1596 6.89 a gallon! We’re going to see if we can do better on Mars. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1597 We're lost. Which way is "Winnebago?" 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1598 Honey, don’t yell, but I think you took a wrong turn while I was snoozing! 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1599 Yeah, we wanted to come back when we had more time... 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
1600 It supposedly sleeps six but that must be if at least two are larva. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1601 still riding a space capsule, how bourgeoie! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1602 Grey Poupon? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1603 Sweet ride! How many light years per gallon does she get? 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1604 What kind of mileage do you get with that? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1605 Yeah, gas is expensive, but a full tank get you to Jupiter's gravitational field and you can just coast from there 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1606 You don’t seem like your from around here 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1607 We were trying to fit in but the campgrounds are full. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1608 Look, Bob. It’s Ted and Carol.. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1609 İ told you black holes take us back in time 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1610 We like all the room but it's a flux proton guzzler. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1611 Yes, it's harder to park, but it does have a bathroom. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1612 Fuel economy be damned. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1613 They must be shooting a period movie 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1614 We like the extra space, but the gas mileage is terrible. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1615 We're hoping the real black hole might be better than the one we left. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1616 It's a URV. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1617 Yep - it's an electric hybrid, so we can blend in better when we land back in New Mexico 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1618 Yeah, we saw the same thing. You thinkin' dark matter? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1619 Best way to see America 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
1620 Pandemic. Planet-wide lockdown. We needed more space. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
1621 We just got tired of rushing around the galaxy at the speed of light. 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1622 We're not lost but a push in the right direction wouldn't hurt. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1623 Just wait 'til they need 3: AAA's! 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1624 More space! 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1625 And remember: don't feed the humans. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1626 Go ahead and laugh, but she made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1627 Comfort for a road trip and 5 parsecs to the gallon! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1628 Did you submit this week's contest? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1629 Well our saucer is also earthenware. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1630 See I told you they were following us ..... 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1631 They can't hear me honking can they. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1632 I’m taking the family to Earth to see the fireworks. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1633 Don't go down there. Those Earthlings are doing crazy things. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1634 Far out Dude! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1635 Hey! Get out of the fast lane! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1636 We traded in the old model for this baby at Area 51. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1637 Oh this is bad. I told them I was sick today." 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1638 I'd say we're 'classic' and they're 'old school' 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1639 How many parsecs to the gallon to you get with that? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1640 Damn campers, clogging up the galaxy. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1641 OMG That's Jeff Sessions!! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1642 Hey, we reserved this campsite! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1643 With the price of gas we were thinking about having a staycation. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1644 How many lightyears per neutron core does that clunker get? 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1645 Everything else is booked. We thought we'd try earth 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1646 NASA hired us to look for UFOs. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1647 It may look clunky but can yours sleep six comfortably? 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1648 2 Double cheeseburgers with fries please. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1649 Is there a Walmart near here? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1650 We wanted to see Roswell without the paparazzi ruining our trip. 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
1651 Nobody wants to fly anymore 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1652 Three miles in a billion years, no thanks. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1653 It's an RV - reconnaissance vehicle. We drive to the US political rallies looking for signs of intelligent life, but so far no luck. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1654 It lets us explore the galaxy, while also preventing the kids from moving back home. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1655 Mom! Dad! Why are you here? You're supposed to be on vacation! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1656 We traded vehicles with an Earthling we abducted. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1657 Didn’t we pass them ages ago? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1658 It came with three earthlings in the back! 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1659 The hardest part is finding free parking! 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1660 "Excuse me. Would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1661 It’s vintage 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1662 We traded in the coupé for something a bit more spacious. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1663 Look! A no more Airstream! 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1664 Who is this “Schwartz” and why does everyone assume he’s with us? 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1665 The extended warranty was the clincher. 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1666 Why is it that we always reveal ourselves to a couple of pig farmers from Arkansas? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1667 They want to know how our mileage is 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1668 These winnebegaos, they take up all the parking spots 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1669 The mileage is not great. But there’s plenty of legroom. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1670 You're taking up too much space! 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1671 Just because they have a bigger ship, they think they own outer space. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1672 Seen any regular unleaded? 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1673 Probably bought it before five dollars a gallon. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1674 Alien life is passe - van life is the wave of the future. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1675 Terrible campsite. Litter everywhere! 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1676 How many Light Years a gallon? 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
1677 Man! The times ARE a-changing! 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1678 At these fuel prices, this may be our last interstellar trip. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1679 With gas prices what they are, forget about visiting Planet Earth! 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1680 Have you seen Airbnb prices in this quadrant?! 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1681 Well, it was the 'new model' when we started the drive! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1682 We're taking a spacecation. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1683 Your mission was to go where NO man has gone before. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1684 Sign said "If van's a rockin' don't come a knockin'" so we took it! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1685 Gee, that takes me back. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1686 I thought we would be getting away from the kids 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1687 It came with an Earth family already installed, asleep in the bunks. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1688 Humans don't really bother with us. They just think we're an IFO. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1689 Close encounters 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1690 I don’t think they know what “glamping” is. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1691 I know it's not fast, but that's the only way to travel through New Mexico safely. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1692 I think that's Fred and Ethyl! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1693 I didn't know Earth had aliens. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1694 We saw the car that Elon sent into space and thought: "Why not?". 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1695 I had hoped this campsite wouldn’t be so crowded. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1696 It’s the latest undercover design for Area 51 visits. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1697 We bought it pre-owned from the Area 51 lot. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1698 You guys should think about getting something more spacious and practical for long space trips. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1699 We're going to try to blend 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1700 Do the Earthlings realize that nothing good will ever happen to them again. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1701 We rented it from Elon Musk. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1702 ET? RV. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1703 See, they don’t know either 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1704 Looks like a couple of them new-fangled #saucerlife influencers, honey. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1705 With the price of plutonium, we decided to switch to gas. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1706 I know, I know. I told him he should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1707 #`!@! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1708 Yeah, plenty of parking- but too many people. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1709 Is that our Uber? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1710 Didn't we see them last week at Old Faithful? 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1711 When did you guys retire? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1712 It doesn't get great mileage, but you should see the kitchen! 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1713 Get lost. We reserved this space.” 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1714 Hey! Look! It's the new Tesla Republican. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1715 You took your grand grandfather’s van without asking? 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1716 Probably cheaper too - doesn't need gas 1.2538 0.03984 130 98 31 1
1717 So how’s retirement treating you? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1718 So remember that your cover story is that you're snowbirds from Jersey. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1719 Be careful of that third planet from the sun. A couple of people down there are angry we took their Winnebago. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1720 The mpg drastically improves once you escape the planet's gravitational pull. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1721 You're stereotypical aliens while we try to be classic, timeless and campy. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1722 We found it abandoned in Roswell... 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1723 Talk about housing going sky high! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1724 That rabbit told us to turn left at Albuquerque too but we didn't listen. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1725 We're going back home. We're afraid we left the dark on. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1726 Earth? Too expensive. Try Jupiter. It's all gas. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1727 The Earthlings are right-this does make us more boring. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1728 See Martha, I told you it wasn’t a weather balloon. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1729 Shatner gave us a deal. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1730 Hey! Do you guys know a short cut to the Sea of Tranquility? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1731 No no no, you should have made a left at Alpha Centauri B. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1732 This RV looks slow, but it can go 0-60 light-years in 3.5 seconds. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1733 Horrible mileage but comfy at night! 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1734 URV: Unidentified Recreational Vehicle 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1735 Who has the right of way here? 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1736 It's roomier, but the mileage isn't great. 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
1737 The fuel efficiency is terrible, but it's got plenty of space for our pet humans. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1738 Gas prices are out of this world. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1739 Less efficient, but more comfortable. 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1740 Yeah, it's roomy. But it only gets 10 lightyears a gallon. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1741 Wow, I’ve heard about those classic space ships but have never seen on before. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1742 What? You never saw Breaking Bad? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1743 Your EV is beyond rad! 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1744 Beam over. We have new pictures of our grandchildren. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1745 Those silly Humans don't even know this thing can fly! 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1746 Do yourselves a favor and visit the Grand Canyon—it really puts things in perspective. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1747 With the price of gas being so high, we hardly drive it anymore. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1748 I hope this one's electric. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1749 This is the last time we are picking you up! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1750 Honk the horn! 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1751 It’s so easy to abduct basic life forms in this thing. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1752 What kind of mileage are you getting? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1753 I don't think the RV was our brightest purchase, especially since the gas prices in Uranus have skyrocketed lately 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1754 Be sure to keep your papers straight, there is a checkpoint ahead ! 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1755 We got caught in a loop. It might be third star to the right and straight on 'til morning. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1756 The guy said it was an even trade...one dinged up saucer for this gas guzzler 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1757 So I said to Frank, ‘How about I pick the where and you pick the way.’ 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1758 You took a wrong turn at Uranus.. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1759 Supply chain shortages? 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1760 I saw it in Spaceballs,but I assumed it was made up by Mel Brooks. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1761 ...and it makes the anal probing so much easier! 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
1762 I’m not gonna say “yes I told you so”, but we definitely made a wrong turn. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1763 Do you know how fast you were going?! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1764 I do believe Frank, that is a UFO. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1765 I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1766 We decided to give those Planet Earth cretins something they could identify!” 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
1767 Didn't you see the 'cultural appropriation' email? 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
1768 Hey, you guys know the way to the Grand Canyon? 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1769 We told you fuel would be expensive! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1770 How can you afford that gas guzzler? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1771 Look, another UFO. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1772 It takes the alien out of the trip 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1773 You go on ahead — we are going to take the scenic route. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1774 Volkswag-In a galaxy far, far away... 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1775 Yup...we been traveling several galaxies. Do you know where the nearest rest stop is?! 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1776 Only 4,000 light years to the gallon...but she sleeps 57. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1777 We and the earthlings agreed it was a good trade. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1778 Bloody tourists! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1779 ...and don’t forget to feed the cats 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1780 Yes, he was too stubborn to ask for directions. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1781 If you think this is impressive, we've got a sticker proving this RV climbed Mt Washington 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1782 We decided Earth is more of a day-trip planet. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1783 Yeah the destination is called 'Earth', they used to have so much great nature, we wanna see what's left before its too late. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1784 Do you know if there is any free overnight parking at the Walmart on Zgrbtz 47? 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1785 Ours is a classic. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1786 I'm telling you for the last time - Spaceballs wasn't real! 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1787 Wow, he has a kitchen, bathroom, queen bed and lounging area. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1788 How's van life? I hear gas prices are astronomical. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1789 Hey, we haven't seen you guys in light years. How was Woodstock? 1.2500 0.05601 112 93 10 9
1790 Sure. Go 112,773 million miles, and make a left" 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1791 We were slumming with the Earthlings. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1792 We’re saving on gas. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1793 We picked it up in a galaxy far far away. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1794 It's great...We were really getting tired of the commute! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1795 You just missed it; it's about 2 parsecs that way. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1796 They're retrograde. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1797 Is Burning Man back yet? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1798 Avoid the Northern Celestial Hemisphere, it's crowded with Taurus. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1799 Honey, roll down your window and ask them if they know where the turn off to Houston is. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1800 The Yellowstone camp ground is under water. You might want to try Mars. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1801 You traded it in for that?? 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1802 Hey, why did you leave earth? Because I need some space! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1803 We forgot our death rays. Also, the burger buns. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1804 Hey, you left the garage door open again! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1805 We’re the Millers, from Mars. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1806 Go back about half a light year and take the Intersteller 95 exit. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1807 Oh sure, it gets 70 light years to a gallon but can it sleep five Martians. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1808 The humans we abducted offered us this sweet trade, and now we’re off to see the galaxy! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1809 We’re imagining the radio traffic once some Navy pilots catch a glimpse of this baby doing donuts. 1.2500 0.05757 104 86 10 8
1810 Even with all the vastness of space they still hog the middle lane… 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1811 We cancelled our trip and are on our way back, these earthlings just added another pandemic to an already ongoing one. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1812 Yes, it is roomier. But the mileage is terrible. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1813 Well, that's the hybrid model but you really compromise on the bathroom and sleeping space. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1814 Hi there, do you by chance know any gas station around. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1815 We traded the old heap in at someplace called Area 54--this thing's got an on-board toilet!! 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1816 We're going to abduct someone to share gas and tolls. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1817 Y'all should check out Florida. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1818 It's a Recreational Invasional Vehicle. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1819 Check before you buy one, we've traveled 60, 385,546,29,097,873,456,760,003,234,567,888,713,124,580 miles and we've not seen one RV park. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1820 It’s an older model. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1821 We're going on a revolution. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1822 That There is an RV Clark! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1823 Oh great,it's the Scooby-Doo gang. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1824 We got traction! 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1825 Roomier, but the gas is astronomical . 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1826 Stay in your lane. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1827 Elon helped us launch this thing. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1828 Which way to Big Sky? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1829 Grey Poupon? Never heard of it. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1830 Fuckin' colonizers. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1831 Have you tried Googling restroom? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1832 They're more advanced than we thought-it's a car and a home! 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1833 Watch out for that speed trap two stars ahead. 1.2476 0.05707 105 87 10 8
1834 Our Tesla's in the shop. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1835 We love the wide open spaces. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1836 The mileage is terrible, but we don't believe in climate change. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1837 You are so 1960's. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1838 You know how hard it is to park this thing. Just tell them that this is our Space 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1839 I'm guessing they are from Wisconsin. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1840 Yellowstone was temporarily closed. Any other recommendations? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1841 It’s got a toilet! Does yours? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1842 I bet the cost to fill their tank is out of this world! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1843 Race ya to Mars 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1844 15 lightyears to the gallon, but it’s got a toilet 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1845 It's all about not getting noticed 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1846 If you're heading to Earth, you'll save a bundle parking on the Moon and taking a meteor in. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1847 Look, Tron. That's a '62 Jetson! 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1848 Sorry, guys. Waste tank's all full. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1849 Where's Elon's Tesla Roadster? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1850 You're parked in the middle of the freeway! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1851 How do you afford the fuel for your rig? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1852 Diesel/warp drive hybrid. Gets around 13 parsecs per gallon. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
1853 Disney World" you say? Yeah, good luck getting past the FBI 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1854 This RV is big enough we can go in the back and bump our twangers. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1855 Waze is saying it's stop and go on Andromeda. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1856 Damn their carbon footprint" 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1857 Quick. Hide the french fries. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1858 You’ ve heard of EVs? Well, this is an ET.V 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1859 It may look retro but it has all the latest features. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1860 Don't fill up on Earth, their gas prices are astronomical! 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1861 You’ll never believe where we came from. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1862 I guess you can use our washroom. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1863 It’s an import… 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1864 Don't you dare ask for directions. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1865 We've found life, and it's a highway 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1866 The earthlings spoiled us. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1867 It's the Costanzas dammit! 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1868 We got a great price on our trade-in. 1.2458 0.04158 118 90 27 1
1869 If we weren’t time travelers, we would have never bought this gas guzzler 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1870 Oh, it's you two AND your gas guzzler! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1871 Yeah, we park it here for the winter 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1872 We got a great deal because of gas prices 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1873 It's traveling through space, with space 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1874 The next gas station is three parsecs after the black hole on your left. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1875 Should've taken that left at Albuquerque 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1876 Two cosmic tacos to go, please. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1877 I have no idea who has the right of way.... 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1878 Boomers Rule! 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1879 We thought we could blend in, but we can’t afford the fuel down there. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1880 Actually it gets pretty good lightyearage. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1881 If you can point us to gas and a motel I think we’ll stop for the night. Oh, and can you point us to the night? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1882 I hear Neptune lets you park there overnight now. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1883 It runs on space corn! 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1884 Hey, where's the best place to get a new water punp? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1885 Area 51 made us an unbeatable deal with our trade-in. 1.2451 0.04501 102 78 23 1
1886 They'll never get identified in that thing. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1887 We thought we would apply a more practical spin to alien abduction so we left the people and took the r.v. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1888 It's a rental. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1889 It doesn’t look like the Taco Truck to me! 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1890 There’s a pandemic that way. We’re going to hit every galactic park. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1891 I think it's time to upgrade! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1892 Mind giving us some space? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1893 Stick with your saucer, the gas prices are killing us. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1894 We heard they have the best campsites in the galaxy. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1895 No toilet, and no room for a bed. It'd drive me nuts. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1896 Damn rubberneckers 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1897 Now we completely blend in. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1898 So much for the tranquility and silence of the open road. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1899 How far to the next rest area? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1900 Which way is North? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1901 GPS not working? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1902 It’s iconic but impractical. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1903 Mission completed,we managed to retrieve the only thing of value before the whole orb was consumed by extreme weather systems. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1904 We went with the foreign model. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1905 Driving had been the cheapest option when we left two light-years ago… 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1906 I don’t suppose the gas is cheaper up here ? Asking for a friend. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1907 At least ours has a shower and a toilet. 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
1908 Look,the XG56F7Gs bought a Winnebago! 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1909 Do you think we’ll find space big enough for the RV? 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1910 The gasoline prices down there are astronomical. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1911 No warp speed, but the bathroom is great to have on a long trip. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1912 Going to Skinwalker Ranch. Want us to pick anything up for you? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1913 Didn’t the Simons say they were out of town??! 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1914 How can they afford that on retirement income ?? 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1915 We're happy campers now that we have more space. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1916 Earths that way. We turned around 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1917 Let's just do take-out. We already spent 2 light years trying to find parking in Queens 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1918 Turn around, you passed earth 12 light years ago! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1919 I think the cartoonist wants them to mention gas prices in their captions but we’re more interested in this spacious interior! 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1920 The Cracker Barrel on the moon ran out of cheese. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1921 Earth? Go down to Sagittarius and hang a left. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1922 Can’t do warp speed, but it’s great when the grandkids stay over. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1923 If you're trying to look inconspicuous, you'd better put a lot more cosmic dust on the windshield. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1924 Can we use your washroom? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1925 You can use our bathroom if you let us share your campsite. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1926 That thing got a Hemi? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1927 Gas prices don’t matter in space 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
1928 I hear space glamping is all the rage. But I worry about the cost of gas? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1929 Pure genius! It has a bathroom! No more pit stops at Rest Area 51. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
1930 And it doesn't use gas? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1931 We're heading to Space Jam, Dude... 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1932 See? You gotta move over. They’re passing on the right. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1933 Looks like one of us took a wrong turn on the way to the Dead and Company concert. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1934 Gas or electric? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1935 Do you guys know if there’s a gas station around? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1936 When did you folks retire and decide to travel? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1937 It's called Uber UFO XL 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1938 We're going back to the Future. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1939 It’s not as fast as the saucer but boy it’s nice not having to stop for bathroom breaks. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1940 We really need to learn to pack light. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1941 The Best Camping? Area 51 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1942 Trust me. Leave the humans and take their ride.... 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1943 It actually gets pretty stellar gas milage. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1944 We brought you back a ‘We went to Area 51 and all we got was abducted’ t-shirt. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1945 Comfortable, but terrible on gas." 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1946 We KNEW we shoulda' taken dat' left toin' at Albuquerque. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1947 You kids never phone home. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1948 You're too late. They've closed the border to resident aliens. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1949 I don't know how you can afford to drive that thing with the price of plutonium these days. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1950 Help! These humans kidnapped us to get them out of Earth! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1951 You were doing 90 on a 70 milkyway 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1952 The salesman said it was out of this world. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1953 Can you believe they accepted a trade in? 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1954 Watch out for a Space Force speed trap between Neptune and Pluto. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1955 Those strange creatures told us these things run forever but never said anything about the price of gas... 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1956 Oh, yes, we are just loving retirement. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1957 We've done the impossible maneuvers and the crop circles. Now we just want to see the galaxy." 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1958 We just can't do the intergalactic void in one day anymore. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1959 Anyone know how to change a flat? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1960 We got it on a lease. 12 months or 12,000 light years. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1961 Electric? Very intelligent. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1962 May the Schwartz be with you too 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1963 Coachella is so 2019. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1964 You won't believe what it cost to fill the tank. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1965 I'm not kidding.Only thirty-four hundred light years on this baby. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1966 Any way we can get a jump? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1967 Oh good lord. Your parents followed us. How did they afford the fuel? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1968 Could you shut off that annoying tune? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1969 Yes, we've gone native. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1970 It only gets about 8 lightyears a gallon, but we are living our retirement dream. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1971 It's very comfortable but it gets less than a light year per magnetic energy unit. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1972 We're off to Universe Studios. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1973 We said bring us up an Arby's - not an RV! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1974 Is there a nearby extra terrest-stop 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1975 If you want to meet your abduction quota, you can't beat Trailer Parks. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1976 Mel Brooks sent you, right? 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
1977 We reverse-engineered a 20th-century unidentified terrestrial craft. 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
1978 Our last car was a 2001 Honda Odyssey, so this was the obvious choice to upgrade. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1979 No, you're way, way off course. Shoulda taken a left at the last galaxy, then first right. Follow us. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1980 It's really comfortable, but the parsecs per gallon is atrocious. 1.2404 0.04210 104 79 25 0
1981 We've found that power hookup is a lot easier when you blend in. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1982 Seen one black hole, you've seen them all. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1983 We’re visiting the National Parks on our vacation. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1984 The new neighbors keep hovering. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
1985 We're heading to Woodstock. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1986 We want to see our galaxy before we explore others. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1987 We were stationed in Ohio during the war 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1988 We bought it when gas prices were lower. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1989 We took the RV because you don't want to startle Americans. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1990 Could you help direct us to Area 51? 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1991 Look Linda! This is what our spaceships looked like before humans invaded us. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1992 Busted! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1993 What is this? 1970? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1994 Once we saw the fuel efficiency without gravity, we opted for more legroom. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1995 Earth? We just came from there. You don’t want to go, trust us, it’s way over populated and far too expensive for what you get. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1996 Oh no, the hippies are spacing out again 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1997 We were told on Earth that it's the latest craze for abductions. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1998 Turn left at Alfa Centari. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1999 We thought they were with you. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
2000 What! You haven't seen Spaceballs? It's a classic. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2001 Go north for 16 light years, and then take a left. Can't miss it. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2002 Be sure to be home by eleven! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2003 Actually, it gets surprisingly good light-yearage. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2004 We’re going glamping. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
2005 We’ve got take out in the back. 1.2393 0.04143 117 90 26 1
2006 Can you give us some space? 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2007 The ad didn’t mention it has 3,296,464 miles. 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
2008 Can you direct us to the nearest Walmart parking lot? 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
2009 We were told we can park in any space. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2010 The leader of the Earthlings made abortion illegal. You'll be seeing a lot more boxes. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2011 Nearest Cracker Barrel? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2012 I told you a light year it is not as far as you think it is. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2013 We're looking for Roswell." "We just left there! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2014 Are there any National Parks up here? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2015 Wow, they've really changed The Amazing Race. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2016 We wanted something “space-ious” 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2017 It doesn't quite do the speed of light, but it sleeps four and will get you through most gravitational pulls and even some tractor beams. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2018 Do you think you could jumpstart us? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2019 Unbelievable, even here we have to fight for parking space! 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
2020 The high cost of fuel is limiting our vacation to only one state park per galaxy. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
2021 Jetsons meet Breaking Bad 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2022 Which way to the Casbah? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2023 We took a wrong turn on Route 66 and, from a distance, you looked like a fried egg. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2024 Do you guys have anything dairy free? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2025 We're going where no man has gone before. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2026 Galaxy ice cream. Cute name until you find out it's people! 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2027 They're easy to hot wire. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2028 I'm not saying your way of life is wrong. I'm just saying it's not for me. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2029 Looking for a Starbucks! 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2030 Yes, it's more comfortable, but the cost of gas is killing us. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
2031 Some kid on Earth wanted to know if your home phone is working. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
2032 It is, too, camping! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
2033 Because an Airstream just wouldn't have been possible. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2034 It has a full kitchen, shower, A/C and a chair filled with flowing water. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2035 Gas up Before you get to Earth. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2036 Our food truck permit says we only serve walk-ups, not fly-bys. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2037 We're taking the kids to Space Camp. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2038 Since Covid, it’s the only way we’ll travel. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2039 Sure it’s fast, but does it have a kitchenette? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2040 Hi, do you know the direction to the restaurant at the end of the universe? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2041 You missed the turn 4 light years back. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2042 We traded up! 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2043 Turn back, Yellowstone is flooded! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2044 The campground? It’s that way. In ten thousand light years, it’ll be on your left. You can’t miss it. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2045 Yea now i can’t even remember a time before on board bathrooms. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2046 No, I’m certain we have right of way. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
2047 You can't park here overnight. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
2048 Know a spot with a sewage hookup? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2049 Is that a 'one-up-man ship'?? 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2050 It looks clumsy in space, but we're finally getting good mileage with our RV 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2051 Burns 2 tons per light year, but you can't beat the comfort. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2052 They took the STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2053 The rental company gave us an upgrade. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2054 Yeah, yeah - it’s a big carbon footprint but we were vacationing in Yellowstone. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2055 Eat your heart out, boys, it’s vintage. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2056 Nothing much...same as you guys, just having an 'out of the world' experience... 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2057 Flying saucer right of way 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
2058 Please pass the grey matter 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2059 We've been orbiting the stars for years trying to find you. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2060 National Lampoon's Milky Way Summer Vacation. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2061 Sure the energy source is a dwindling finite material only found on one planet, but you should see how smooth it drives. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2062 Damnedest detour I’ve ever seen! 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
2063 No!....I said to abduct the Harveys 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2064 It’s nice but requires more space to park. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2065 We're headed to Disney World, where we should fit right in. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2066 Bloody post-pandemic hipsters 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2067 Don’t forget to tag all your photos with #saucerlife. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2068 Uh ohh, they obviously got way too earth friendly" 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2069 Picked this up at a junker in the Milky Way, had 6 parsecs on it and is still kicking! 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2070 It's our replacements for the space station. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2071 How many light years to a gallon do you get? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2072 Where's the nearest space station?" 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2073 Fuel prices are out of this world. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2074 No lightspeed, but at least there’s a toilet. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2075 Don't. Gas prices are just out of this world down there. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
2076 Yes, you know, in the future spaceships will only need gasoline and wheels to travel. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2077 They're losing a lot of luxury for light speed. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2078 You really meant it when you said this trip was going to be out of this world 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2079 Has Yellowstone reopened yet? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2080 Avoid the N51...too much dark matter... 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2081 It's nice but we miss the warp drive. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2082 ''Muskmobile" 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
2083 This is an awkward question but…our toilet is blocked… 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2084 We're probing retirees and outdoorsy suburbians later. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2085 The mileage isn't as good but it's a lot roomier for those long trips. 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
2086 Not another URV? 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2087 Look Marti! A vintage flying saucer! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2088 No, sorry, our bathroom's just for family. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
2089 We're off to Kepler 62-e for the weekend. You? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2090 Remember kids, this isn't a race. It's a journey. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2091 Where do you sleep?" "You sleep? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2092 It’s a rental and I think we’re over our mileage allowance. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2093 At least ours is more roomy. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2094 We're looking for a guy named Howard Johnson. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2095 For the last time, NO! It's an adults-only planet. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2096 Maybe owning a Winnebago isn't a sign of intelligence in their universe. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2097 Our only regret is that we didn’t do this sooner. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2098 One of your tires look flat. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2099 Our planet has FREE INTERNET!" "Our's has FREE DIVERSITY TRAINING! 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
2100 Small, infinite space-time continuum, isn't it? 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
2101 Idaho's the other way. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
2102 Yeah, we thought we'd go native. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2103 What year is this? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2104 Excuse me, is the Milky Way at the next exit? 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2105 We thought that you were picking up the replicants! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2106 What kind of mileage do you get with that thing?" 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
2107 We just got awfully run down by the endless routine of experiments on humans, decided to value our own needs first and retire. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2108 The giant ball of twine is off the next exit, you can't miss it. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2109 I told you not to contact me on vacation! 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2110 One of those imported models. Roomy, but the gas guzzle is enormous. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2111 And it has a microwave! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2112 We're a little concerned about re-entry. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2113 Anywhere on Earth we can grill some eggplant and take a shower? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2114 No we have nothing, it's only on earth that they use an RV as a met lab 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2115 Space hog! 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2116 Sure it gets lousy gas mileage, but we can have microwave popcorn whenever we want. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2117 Apparently this is the answer to avoid a pandemic, an inflation, AND retirement boredom! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2118 Could you direct us to the nearest rest area? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2119 Miles per gallon is a bear, though 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2120 Do you have any spare dilithium? Gas prices here are ridiculous. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2121 Ask them where we are! 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2122 When did you retire? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2123 Oh for god sakes, pick a lane! Why do I always get stuck behind these idiots? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2124 I heard, the planet is full of issues. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2125 I’d love to see them clean out the holding tank without gravity. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2126 It’s not like global warming matters up here. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2127 Another Musk stunt! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2128 Bringing trends from Earth again? #Vanlife 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2129 Makes me miss our Astrovan” 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
2130 So that’s straight ahead two light years and then a sharp left just prior to the black hole? 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
2131 Can you tell me how to get to Area 51? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2132 Camp Life~ Space Edition. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2133 Living the van life is the best decision we ever made! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2134 Pleekar, is that you? Small universe! 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2135 Should have gone electric 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2136 Finally a vehicle that can go both on land and in the air. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2137 It’s camouflage 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2138 Like most aliens on holiday, we're eager to get a closer look at Uranus. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2139 I didn’t think you guys would be coming back from vacation so soon. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2140 Electric? Heavens, no! It's quantum. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2141 I've heard about these space tourists. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2142 Look sweetie--camper in retrograde! Don't sign any contracts for the next 6 weeks. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2143 We prefer something more spacious. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2144 Do you know of a good space to park around here? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2145 No, we’re retiring there. It’s near Vegas, not Vega. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2146 The hipsters are out of this world these days. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2147 do you know if there's space up ahead for a u-turn? 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
2148 Midlife crisis. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2149 Just be back by 11:00, and don’t forget it’s a rental. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2150 Nowhere special. Just a staycation. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
2151 Only you could travel to the back of beyond and still run into people from work. 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
2152 The gas prices are too high to settle down there. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
2153 Honestly, it gets better mileage than you'd think. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2154 Just say you're inbred. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
2155 Can you point us in the direction of the nearest gas giant? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2156 Okay, you kids have fun on Pluto. Dad and I are going to see if we can have the holding tank pumped out here on Saturn. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2157 We’re just taking a little cross-country road trip. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2158 We're looking for a breakfast placed called The Flying Saucer. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
2159 Did you know it's actually more cost efficient to drive 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2160 The compact model gets much better gas mileage. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2161 You're in my parallel parking spot. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2162 Ugh! The old flying saucer design. I thought went out with hula hoops! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2163 I've gone *space* camping, and I'm having an extraterrest-real fun time. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2164 Did you order the pizza? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2165 Earthlings have it right: this spacecraft has a couch, kitchen, bed and a toilet - what one does with the toilet we have no idea. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2166 I wish we thought of that. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2167 We know it looks like a Zenon guzzler, but believe it or not it gets 14 galaxies per gallon. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
2168 If you lived here, you'd be home by now! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2169 WOW, You have a bathroom! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2170 The family tasted like s’mores. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2171 Okay, but does your’s have a bunk bed? 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2172 We bought it during the pandemic, why? 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2173 Do you know where we can get some pink flamingos and astroturf? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2174 Skylight's tiny, true, but the stereo rocks! 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2175 Even though we're not as fast as you, we're way more comfortable. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2176 Didn't they see that blackhole inbound traffic has the right of way? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2177 No matter where we go, tourists everywhere! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2178 You’re in our space 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2179 Yes, but they have to recharge it every seven light years. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2180 Whoa,more Republicans going home 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2181 I think it's time to consider some solar panels 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2182 How did you get that off the ground? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2183 Do you know you were doing 100,000 in a 50,000 zone 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2184 Same space different design guidelines. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2185 Yes, and it gets seventeen gigaparsecs per gallon. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2186 We’re looking for the valet. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2187 Your constant movie references are getting old. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2188 Where do they put all their geer? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2189 'They look familiar....' 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2190 Don't tell anyone, but Alpha Centauri has cheap gas. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2191 It's from the Spaceballs props sale. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2192 We really enjoy not waiting light years to go pee. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2193 It’s a little tight around The Belt. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2194 I think we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2195 It seems that RV is far less threatening than UFO. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2196 The fossil fuels are a little high, and the wormholes are a tight squeeze-- but we like it. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2197 Sure, it's awfully expensive to drive, but we needed more space. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2198 It has a toilet. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2199 Want one? Forget it, they’ve run out of chips. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2200 Remember, no abductions while we're gone. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2201 Up Uranus! 1.2316 0.05883 95 80 8 7
2202 Bro, is the Alpha Centauri b in this direction?! 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2203 Forget the trip to Uranus. We're going to Disneyworld! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2204 Can you believe these gas prices? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2205 The RV parks on Uranus were full, so we are headed to Jupiter. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2206 You have to tell them, we are not having an extension cord and garden hose running across this galaxy. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2207 It's time we cut you kids loose. Dad and I need a vacation! 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2208 3086 called. It wants its flying saucer back 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2209 Get out of the fast lane!! 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
2210 It's been converted to electric hyperdrive 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2211 Ok kids, enough flying around, it's time to dock and get some rest. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
2212 I get it! This must be why gas costs six dollars a gallon! 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2213 We get 32 parasecs to the gallon on this baby. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2214 We beamed up some Earthlings and jacked their ride! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2215 We’ve got the uncontrollable urge to take Route 66. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2216 Well, it IS an EV. 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
2217 How far to the nearest rest planet? 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
2218 Retirement is great! Nothing but open milkyways for the rest of our lightyears... 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2219 The so-called "world's largest peanut" isn't even made of peanut. It's fiberglass! Not worth it at all. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2220 Yellowstone is closed...Death Valley is too hot. We are just going to camp in somebody's driveway instead. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2221 Where do you sleep in that thing? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2222 We decided to tour instead 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2223 It has a sixty inch flat screen TV. And airconditioning. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2224 I thought we'd get some space after coming here! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2225 Yeah, the showcase from Let's Make A Deal. Would you believe they thought we were in costumes! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2226 Look at the Jetsons showing off again 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2227 A familiar vehicle will make intelligent life there more accepting. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
2228 Which way to the space cowboys concert? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2229 We're lost. Do you know the way to Planet Hollywood? It's not on our star map. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2230 Do you know if there's an RV dump station anywhere in this sector? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2231 Is there a planet around here with full hookups? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2232 It's the cops! I told you our Florida plate's not valid in this galaxy. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2233 Albert never did know up from down... 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2234 You should definitely check out Yellowstone while you’re there! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2235 Look! Their sunglasses are same as ours 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2236 Guess we made it out of Tulsa! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2237 I’ve never understood the obsession with foreign engineering. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2238 Hi, can you show me the way to the nearest gun-free zone please? 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2239 The seller said it's perfect for off roading 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2240 Latest model? Do the wheels help you move faster 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2241 Tired of being Unidentifiable? Have we got a flying object for you! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2242 They need to find a planet with a motel. We don't. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2243 We fill up on Earth now that their gas is astronomical. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2244 We picked it up in a fire sale on Pluto. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2245 We opted for the family saucer. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2246 Win a what? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2247 We’re looking for a planet with gas under $4 a gallon. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2248 You said take the skyway and now we are lost in space! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2249 I hope you like it. They didn't have any t-shirts in your size. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2250 It's the Ford Galaxy model 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2251 Their salesperson said it will be endless fun. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2252 I told you should have asked for directions 100 light years ago, but nooooo. How do we get to Rigel 4? Just go back 4 light years, then make a left and go 5 light years more; you can't miss it. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2253 Oh no, a UFO! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2254 No Warp Drive, but it sleeps seven. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2255 But do we want them living next door? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2256 The next galaxy is 500 light years away...thought it best to have a washroom. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2257 Good luck......We got nowhere with them. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2258 Can’t we go ANYWHERE without running into those pesky neighbors? 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2259 Are we any wheres close to a KOA campground?.... 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2260 Way better mileage up here, dude. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2261 Our travel agent duped us; this is thanatos planet, not an eros one. Locals told us we missed the good stuff by fifty cycles around their star. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2262 Our GPS is not working either. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2263 I wonder if they are listening to the Grateful Dead song "Space"? 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
2264 It was a trade-in. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2265 Oh that’s just the Joneses they’re always showing off! 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2266 Why camp under the stars when you can camp in the stars? 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2267 Finally, space to pass. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2268 Theirs looks so much more comfortable & roomy. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2269 I told you to take a LEFT at the Shell Station. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2270 I told you we should get the one with two double bunk beds. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2271 For long-distance travel, I think we made the right choice. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2272 We were going to Earth but we hear it’s not chill anymore. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2273 You're not supposed to pass on the right. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2274 Of course you can use the bathroom 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2275 Mom? Dad? What a coincidence! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2276 #vanlife 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2277 They’ll let anyone drive, these days. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2278 They must be abducting humans from their national parks. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2279 It even has a backup camera. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2280 It’s not about the target, it’s about the mission 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2281 Don’t even mention Kirk if you come to Utah. You know, the whole state’s run by those Picard people. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2282 Yeah, the mileage sucks, but it's got a shower and satellite t.v. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2283 we picked this one up in Roswell 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2284 We felt safer being an IFO 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2285 We're looking for a Tesla to hook on the back, have you seen one? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2286 I'm telling you, they'll never notice you're different when you come in one of these babies. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2287 It’s solar powered 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2288 Gas mileage is so so but, there's lots of room for packing in abductees . 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2289 And there's plenty of space for parking. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
2290 Yes, they're a primitive species, but this vehicle has a bathroom inside. We traveled hundreds of light years and never thought of that. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2291 Of course but we are low on tp. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2292 keep a lookout for sea glass. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2293 You’re gonna want to stay away from that place until they figure things out. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2294 Found it at a gas station on Earth with a 'FREE' sign on it. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2295 License and registration, sir 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2296 Do you know where the nearest Walmart is? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2297 Is that the new fuel-efficient model? 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2298 The space in here is out of this world. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2299 I hope the restaurant has atmosphere. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2300 Could you go any slower? I've been stuck behind you for the last 2 solar systems 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2301 Kids these days… no appreciation for taking the scenic route… 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2302 Uh Oh! Are we being pulled over for emissions? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2303 It's a Winnebago. Roomy, comfortable and earthlings don't seem to even notice us when we land. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2304 Where is the turnoff to Roswell? 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2305 They haven't updated that design in eons. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
2306 Yes, you can explore, but don't cross the event horizon. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2307 We accidentally sucked it up with that cow last week... 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2308 Nice ride, but have you heard what earthlings are charging for gas? 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2309 Yes, you can use the bathroom. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2310 These tourists are ruining the scenery.... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2311 Yes, it's funny looking, but we have a bathroom and galley. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2312 Going camping? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2313 Was that a Tesla? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2314 If you boom dock in Central Park, be sure to use your invisibility shield so you won't get towed. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2315 Yes, we’ve heard. Earth is the best place to pump out our toilet. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2316 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
2317 No. Absolutely not. I'm tired of keeping up with the Joneses. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2318 Officers, we were only going at the speed of light. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2319 We would have room for the kids if it wasn’t filled with helium. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2320 You might want to avoid Earth--the gas prices are crazy down there. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2321 You've beamed us up, Smarty Pants. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2322 We came here to get away from the traffic. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2323 We’re gonna make a space trip out of it and stop at Titus. We’ve heard wonderful things. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2324 Its gas mileage is out of this world. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2325 One billion miles per charge is actually a good mileage for this type of spacecraft. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2326 A warning...gas prices are out of this world. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2327 How is it on gas? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2328 We're lost. Can you give us directions to the third rock from the sun? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2329 What? So you think you'll be less conspicuous in an RV? You're still little green men! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2330 See, Jojo? I told you we could use a larger saucer. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2331 Since being aerodynamic isn't important, why travel in comfort? 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2332 Route 66 would have been quicker. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2333 I said left at the junction did I not? 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2334 Their culture adds hidden resort fees and taxes to the rate you book online. We swore to ourselves- never again. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2335 Well, we prefer it to the lousy Earth hotels, but the gallons per light year ratio is killing us! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2336 I told you there was a better way to go" 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
2337 Who you calling a tin can? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2338 She didn't understand the "nest egg" principle. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2339 I's got a double bed in the back. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2340 Mom, dad! What are you doing here? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2341 How did you know they were obsessed with Spaceballs? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2342 How much are you paying for gas? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2343 I don't like to be an RV snob, but our bathroom is bigger than that. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2344 How many parsecs per gallon do you get? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2345 Just don’t mention politics and you should be fine! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2346 We had to circle for 25 minutes until we found a spot. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2347 Sure, their gas bills are nothing, but they probably drive each other nuts in that compact. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
2348 Take a right at the black hole just up ahead, proceed about 6.3 light-years and earth will be on your left. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2349 We prefer camping in areas where we already have a lot of familiarity. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2350 Making a living blogging about RV life isn't for everyone but we love it. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2351 We Just Retired! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2352 Unlike humans who have long predicted a flying car, extraterrestrials dream of a flying RV. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2353 Sure, the mileage is not great, but just try parking a saucer behind a Walmart." 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2354 I told you not the dump our grey water back there. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2355 To boldly Winnebago where no man has gone before... 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2356 See, I told you UFOs were real. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
2357 Wait! You have a bathroom?!? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2358 No, we aren't staying in any National Parks this summer. We need our space. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2359 Been there already 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2360 Excuse me. Do you know of any campgrounds in the area with hook-ups? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2361 Be sure to stop in Elkhart, IN 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2362 If the old technology works, why not use it? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2363 Looks like you took a wrong turn at the blue planet 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2364 Stay clear of Earth for a while 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2365 ‘Can you give us a jump-start?’ 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2366 We just came from Earth. Don't bother. The locals are idiots and the food is all processed. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2367 If this UAP's a rockin' don't come a knockin'! 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
2368 We just got it to cheese off our HOA. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2369 Well, look who thinks they've come a long way! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2370 Gas is free up here, right? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2371 We'll fit right in at the KOA 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2372 I told you we should’ve gone for the newer model 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2373 Is that a hybrid ? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2374 Yes they are spacious but they use so many resources 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2375 So, how many miles per light year do you get? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2376 Oh look honey, the Walters must have gotten a souvenir when vacationing on the former planet Earth before it exploded in fossil fuels related climate disaster and societal meltdown- that RV is super cute though! 1.2248 0.04700 129 107 15 7
2377 No, we've never heard of "Spaceballs." Why do you ask? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2378 We know of a nice campground, but it's a couple of lightyears away. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2379 How many light years per gallon does it get? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2380 It’s great - except for how much it costs in gas. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2381 Yes, but does YOURS have a spa? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2382 I told you to stay off I-40. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2383 Wanna Race? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2384 Your left rear tire looks low. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2385 It's a great way to see the world. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2386 Ok I know you’re hiding another passenger in there. Get out of the HOVer lane 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2387 You won't believe the gas prices on Mars this summer. 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
2388 Head back five stars and take a left before you get to the Black Hole. It’s in Andromeda.” 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2389 Earthlings are less threatened by the RV. And the whole beaming them up thing is such a production.” 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2390 Kids these days just can’t appreciate good, old-fashioned Alpha Centaurian craftsmanship. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2391 That’s so retro and I bet it doesn’t even run on gas 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2392 While you were gone we've all turned retro. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2393 Our last specimens said we would enjoy the extra space. Edgar Zapata, Orlando FL 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2394 Can we direct them to the nearest camping site? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2395 I thought RVs were for Earth not space.” Alison K. Burns, MASSACHUSETT 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2396 How quaint but outdated. And really uncomfortable for any long trips, no? 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2397 It's okay, but they make you see Rock City. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2398 Stay in your own lane for God’s sake! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2399 No, we're not lost. We're just taking the scenic route. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2400 Apparently they didn’t need to return to in-person at the office. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2401 Hello E.T., this is R.V. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2402 Stay in the right orbit! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2403 Do you have any toilet paper? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2404 You only said they are helicopter parents. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2405 It’s clearly a case of unidentity theft. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2406 Is this the right way to Las Vega? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2407 See you kids, Mom and I are finally off to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before, to infinity and beyond! 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
2408 Their fuel costs must be outrageous 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2409 We prefer a more retro aesthetic 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2410 Are you Mork and Mindy? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2411 Well lets see. The January 6 committee is still in session. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2412 Oh @#$&! Space balls. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2413 Should we offer them a lift? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2414 It’s great on our long trips, but it’s really a gas guzzler. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2415 We got the idea from an Earth thing called Spaceballs. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2416 Hey Grandad,minimum speed of light in this lane! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2417 "We're going to L.A. before destroying all life on Earth." 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2418 We’ve been to Earth for work, of course, but now we’re going to truly experience it. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2419 As per UHO guidelines, you need to quarantine for 14 years before entering our galaxy. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2420 We're steering clear of planet Earth until the price of gas comes down. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2421 Coming or going? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2422 Did you catch the license plate on that reckless Tesla? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2423 We want to go to diners and really listen to what the fly over people think. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2424 It's the gas - it's sky high. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2425 One word: Roswell. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2426 Zur and Zor did a great conversion job on Elon Musk’s Roadster 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2427 If you go to Earth, pass on Area 51, but definitely check out Yellowstone. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2428 Of course we’re on Instagram. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2429 Oh look! It's the Griswolds! 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2430 Electric is all the rage nowadays 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2431 Any chance you’ve seen a pink Dreamcamper roll by in the past lightyear? 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
2432 He stole our Tesla to manufacture it at a profit 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2433 Haven't you heard that gas is over $5 a gallon? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2434 We needed to get away from it all. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2435 Ask them, they'll know the nearest KOA. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2436 Is this the roundup spot? Are we the first ones here? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2437 ET in the RV, baby! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2438 Retro!? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2439 ...the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Yosemite and Area 51. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2440 We're going to Disneyworld. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2441 Quick, they're gonna steal your space! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2442 Just look at all that room, for abductions, for testing…… 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2443 We knew it would be a long trip, so we decided to take our bigger car. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2444 Who the hell is Mister Softee? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2445 The third planet’s leader is named Mel Brooks. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2446 Kids, stay close. There's a black hole up ahead. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2447 Do you come here often? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2448 Abduction? Hell, we just wanted to empty our septic tank. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2449 We couldn't afford the price of gas so we bought a Flux Capacitor from Doc Brown. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2450 We retired to travel the universe 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2451 Pull Over! You were going faster than light!!! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2452 Gas guzzler! 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2453 Talk about fuel efficiency. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2454 Got a good deal on it, earthlings can’t afford the gas. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2455 I would not go to Earth for vacation. I’ve heard that some Earthlings put ketchup on their Mac & Cheese! 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2456 Summer rental vehicles are scarce right? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2457 Can you point us to Orion's Belt-way? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2458 We are looking for the Luna Estates RV park. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2459 There is room to swing a thing called a cat. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2460 No ,no GRAY POUPON. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2461 Accoutrements,what is that? 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
2462 Hey, it's only got 80,000 light years on it 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2463 Don’t waste your time, Yosemite is packed. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2464 We just came from earth, no signs of intelligent life there so don’t waste your time. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2465 Second on the right and straight on until morning 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2466 The left lane is for passing, not driving! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2467 s “Look Marge! It’s one of those old timey covered wagons!” “Ain’t that a hoot!” 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2468 Signs of intelligent vanlife! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2469 Which way to Nomadland? 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
2470 The closest RV park is about a light year away. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2471 When did Earth become a thrift store? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2472 Is that the new model?" "Yes, it's a lot less conspicuous. And you can't beat the gas mileage. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2473 Dealer said driving one of these things would cost us right out of this world. 1.2212 0.05294 113 96 9 8
2474 Ours is a pop-up, to see the views 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2475 Take a right after the forth star on the left and you'll hit the RV park on your right after 4 lightyears. You can't miss is. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2476 Yeah, we got this on a trade-in down in the Milky Way! 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
2477 « Yosemite Park? Just drive 500 light-years northward, you are almost there » 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2478 It helps us escape our offspring.” 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2479 Don't you just hate these people who drive slow in the fast lane ? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2480 We know it's small, but the mileage is much better. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2481 Yes, w have a flush toilet. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2482 We picked it up cheap in Phoenix. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2483 Where's the nearest Walmart parking lot? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2484 Just think how much easier it would be to parallel park. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2485 - Pleeeease ask for directions! 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2486 We couldn’t justify the gas for the saucer any longer 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2487 Andromeda? Two light years. Left at the light. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2488 I really like the mileage in anti-gravity. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2489 We were told about a new gas station with prices that were out of this world! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2490 If you think nuclear fusion is expensive you should try filling up this baby. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2491 But do you know of any routes that avoid Earth? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2492 Just so they don't park it in the front yard. (word bubble indicates it's coming from both vehicles.) 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2493 Where we're going we do need roads. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2494 That moment you realize the RV you have been trying to pass since Jupiter is driven by your parents. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2495 Darn those Joneses! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2496 Our abductees wanted better travel accommodations. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2497 Yup! There was even a stocked mini-fridge. You two might consider saving for an upgrade. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2498 North Yellowstone is closed due to flood damage 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2499 The price of nuclear fusion was absolutely killing us. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2500 Sure it’s big, but it gets 35 light years a gallon. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2501 We thought RV was just another name for an UFO model. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2502 Driving that guzzler with the price of plutonium at the pump these days? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2503 That's as big as Uranus. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2504 We were headed to Area 51, but I think we made a wrong turn at Albuquerque. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2505 ...and we're avoiding the main roads and paying in cash. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2506 The Grand Canyon is over-rated. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2507 That thing has 100,000,000 miles on it! 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2508 Do you know a safe place where we can stop for the night? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2509 We're taking the scenic route. We have lightyears to get there. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2510 I bet their cost of gas is astronomical 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2511 Is this the Ghost of COVID Summer 2021 or 2022? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2512 Which one of you is Elvis? 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2513 We upgraded once we had the kids. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2514 They’ll never suspect an attack when we fly in on this RECREATIONAL Vehicle…” 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2515 Excuse us, hi, we're looking for directions to the GREAT outdoors. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2516 Sure the retro look is great but how's your mileage? 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2517 Gosh, look how down to earth our old neighbors are now. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2518 I'll have a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet Pepsi. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2519 We like the convenience but we only get 3 lightyears per gallon. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2520 The blue one's got fabulous foie gras. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2521 A dinosaur! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2522 which way to MacDonalds? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2523 It blends in much better, but the hookup fees are brutal. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2524 Sweet ride but the gas is killing us. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2525 They had it modified made after winning the Show Case on the Price is Right. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2526 I am told it gets good fuel economy in the vacuum of space. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2527 They're charging an arm and a tail for hookups at Jupiter 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2528 What are they looking at? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2529 I love this parking space 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2530 Yeah, there are still some analog versions floating around. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2531 I thought we’d left early enough to avoid the traffic! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2532 Inertia gets it great mileage 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2533 In our defense, the dealer did throw in the tow hitch for free. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2534 So, what kinda mileage you guys get outa that? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2535 Dude! Is that a food truck?! 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2536 Oh! Their model has its own bathroom. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2537 First we grab their RVs, then their TVs, then finally their BVDs.” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2538 Be sure you don’t miss the left turn at Albuquerque 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2539 So far at the trailer parks, we fit right in. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2540 We're up to 258 planets and 47 states. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2541 See, it’s those sort of space vans that cause cosmic climate change. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2542 what is it called? I think the humans called it...a fuck? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2543 That ride is out of this world 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2544 Tell me again why you don’t like the gps? 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
2545 They are asking if we know where the nearest laser hookup is. 1.2190 0.04056 105 82 23 0
2546 Greetings from the Ford Galaxy. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2547 Hey there, do you know where the nearest bathroom is? 1.2188 0.04698 128 107 14 7
2548 How much did they give you for the saucer? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2549 Why don't the tires explode? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2550 Go down two light years. Should be a gas station on the right. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2551 It was a steal! The previous owners wanted to take it far, but couldn't afford gas to take it out the driveway. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2552 We have ice cold beer! What do you have? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2553 OK ... next year we're going to bring the kids. 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2554 it doesn't really fair as a space craft but we'll see 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2555 They figured out a way to dump toilet waste outside. Very advanced technology. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2556 Curfew is midnight; you're grounded. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2557 I guess we’re not in Kansas anymore 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2558 This is a popular model, so the leather seats are optional." 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2559 R U AN RV 2? 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2560 Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2561 We traded it in, finally going cross-galaxy like we've always dreamed. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2562 We seem to have ended up in the wrong galaxy. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2563 Forget about it. L.L. Bean was gone.' \ 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2564 Working remote on the road, just trying to live our best lives. Are you guys back in the office now? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2565 Let's find a more secluded spot. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2566 They must be from a flyover galaxy. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2567 Don’t laugh until you’ve camped on Pluto. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
2568 Don't bother asking, they're guys, just as lost.... 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2569 Extra terrestrial van life 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2570 You’re not gonna want to see those gas prices… 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2571 Look at us we're boomers spending our kids inheritance, hurr durr. Hahaha. 1.2180 0.04694 133 112 13 8
2572 Go straight for two light years, turn right and Starbucks is there on your left 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2573 Well, it sleeps four and has a kitchen 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
2574 We got tired of making pit stops. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2575 Well I guess that works if you only want to visit Roswell, New Mexico… 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2576 You should wait a bit, visit Earth after the heat has killed all the pests. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2577 ' Time travel is weird Honey, are we before after or after before?' 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2578 You're telling me. Gas prices are out of this world! 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2579 License and registration, please. 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
2580 If I was going there, I wouldn't start from here 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2581 How far to the next orbit 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2582 They wanted something different and so we traded. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2583 Excuse me, are you smuggling any illegal aliens in your Winnebago? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2584 It's MPG aren't the only things out of this world. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2585 Gas drivers looking at EV owners. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2586 Is that the new ETV? How does it handle the void? 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
2587 Sunday driver! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2588 We get better mileage in space. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2589 We paid extra for the luxury model! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2590 You gotta try one. Humans know how to have fun! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2591 It’s fine as long as you don’t use the bathroom. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2592 How do people grill hamburgers up here? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2593 Probably not enough room for a Kuerig 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2594 Yes we retired earlier this light-year but we're still on the go-go-go! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2595 The new model looks like such an improvement for world travel. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2596 Breaking Bad: Part 2 No one will find us out here. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
2597 Left lane is for passing only! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2598 We asked the dealer to set us up with an unidentified object that people can identify with. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2599 How many miles per hour does that thing get? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2600 Yeah that may be able to eat and sleep in that thing, but we’re killing them on miles per galaxy. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2601 Uh-oh!! She is hinting that on this highway we are supposed to be in the right lane only! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2602 You're right, we met them on Space Mountain. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2603 You're not planning to land in that saucer, are you? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2604 We thought you were a fly-in not a drive up! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2605 RV, UFO, we're just alien emojis in cyberspace, TBH. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2606 It is absolute luxury, but we still have to stop on asteroids to poop. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2607 No offense, we prefer invasions to feel more recreational. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2608 Nope, six bucks a gallon, let's try Neptune. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2609 It's not sleek, but it is spacious. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2610 Do you guys remember on which planet this damn conveyance works? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2611 The cosmos hasn't been the same since Spaceballs. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2612 Take us to Florida! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2613 Turn right... gas is cheaper on Mars. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2614 Walmart parking lot? Second star on the left and straight on til morning. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2615 Wow,Cool I know, right?! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2616 Be back before dark. Meet you at the camp site. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2617 I overheard an earthling saying it's like travelling in your home. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
2618 We traded with a couple in Roswell. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2619 It's roomier than it looks. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2620 You have to bring it back! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2621 Where's you EV? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2622 The 2nd left after Neptune? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2623 We found it on Craigslist 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2624 Could you tell me which direction to the Milky Way? 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2625 Why don't you peasants switch to electric space fuel too? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2626 You have to call way ahead... 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
2627 Nah, we're leaving. There's no #vanlife on Mars. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2628 We're collecting bears. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2629 This is the new Saturn RV. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2630 We prefer the RV. As you know, terraforming certainly tries one's patience. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2631 We picked it up on Earth for real cheap, well, free, actually. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2632 The entire Earth is a dumping station 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2633 We are looking for the Winnebago Constellation. How did you know? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2634 Right lane except to pass! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2635 These are going for half-price down there! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2636 What's your mileage? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2637 RV in the fast lane?? Tourists! Smdh ufos gtfo lol 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2638 The price of GAS is out of this world. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2639 Wow, with the price of gas, how do they afford that thing? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2640 There’s a station to the left of Mars. $3.50 a gallon. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2641 ‘And best of all, parking hasn’t been a problem’ 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2642 It's got a bed and bath. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2643 You're sure that was the George Washington Bridge, Herald?!? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2644 Well, it had this fabulous overdrive. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2645 It was a pandemic impulse buy. Don't judge. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2646 We love it, and we got an amazing trade-in on the saucer. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2647 Hope you guys are vaccinated. We were sent back." 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
2648 Yup, we’re going undercover to earth 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2649 The good news is we've fully assimilated with the nomadic tribesmen. The bad news is we're at war with every other driver on the road. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2650 Space Highway Patrol enforcing Moon Speed Limit 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2651 It's for retrograde motion. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2652 We're on empty, how far is the next gas station? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2653 I bet their vehicle is more fuel efficient. 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
2654 We are going to earth for our RV vacation. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2655 You know they are an advanced species if they get satellite TV 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2656 We’re so happy to find a food truck in this galaxy! Deb Sherrer, Shelburne, VT 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2657 Their vacation on earth is going to cost a fortune with the price of gas right now. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2658 Look George! It's the Joneses in one of those Teslas that run on ozone. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2659 Now everyone has discovered our vacation spot. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2660 Yes,we DO know an electric vehicle is more efficient. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2661 Hey Jerry! How's your wife doing? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2662 13 miles to the gallon. You? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2663 The state fairs were such a treat. But you'll need a camper van like this to blend in. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2664 Can you tell us the way to Ft. Lauderdale? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2665 There go the Jones', showing off again. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2666 If you got to go, better come in. There aren't any facilities for the next 11 light years. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2667 Are you serious? Yellowstone National Park is closed? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2668 Darn cops! Hide your gun. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2669 How much did you pay for gas? 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
2670 We decided to stay local this summer. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2671 The extra room's a big plus, but we're taking a hit on the mileage. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2672 Can you tell us how to find our way back on the Asteroid Beltway? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2673 We prefer URV. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2674 Yeah, straight on til morning. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2675 California? Left at Andromena and then look for the smoke. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2676 We always take this bus on our trips to Uranus. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2677 I wonder what kind of gas mileage they get on that saucer. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2678 The guy in Montana said it was fun to drive. We’re more of a ‘meh’ on it. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2679 It's slow but comfortable. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2680 YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP YELLOWSTONE.' 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2681 We need to terminate an unwanted pregnancy. Please show us the way to California. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2682 We shoulda taken a left at Alpha Centauri. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2683 Nice ride that you stole. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2684 They're still allowing those things on the road? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2685 They sent the Tesla Roadster back because it wasn’t roomy enough. Don’t even ask about the postage. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2686 Yeah, fine, you’ve get more out of each gallon. But you’re not travelling with kids and a dog! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2687 Do you know how to get to Roswell? We're going to visit relatives. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2688 OK, Boomers. Yield the right of way! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2689 Is there a Cracker Barrel around here? We have been flying for a while and my partners hungry. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2690 I'm not going to keep flying around in circles, it's my parking space. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2691 We took a wrong turn at Albequarke. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2692 I couldn’t go another minute without a bathroom. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2693 Yes, you can use it, but don't flush. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2694 Must be a vintage object convention in town. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2695 Zero to light in 8 seconds; how 'bout yours? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2696 fellow alien is there a KOA camp ground in this universe 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2697 Musk sent us, why? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2698 You see Zorb, they always bring such cute things back from their vacations! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2699 pardon, but is bloomingdale's to the right of left on 59th street? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2700 It must be great to be retired. Just travel around the universe, jump in the old RV, and visit the planets. I can hardly wait. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2701 Earth is onto us! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2702 Now remember. After you befriend them around the RV park. Inject them with a microchip hidden in a vaccine , we can then take over this planet of idiots. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2703 The Jetsons meet the Klampets at the trekkie convention. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2704 Oh, look, Marv, that nice young couple next door got a new Tesla! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2705 We picked it up from the previous owners. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2706 Road trip? Something like that. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
2707 Honey,I think we made the wrong turn, this no longer looks like Rt. 66 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2708 Can you direct me to Branson? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2709 We’ve got a flat. Can we borrow your AAA card? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2710 Hey, your one of your brake lights is out. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2711 You just ran that red star! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2712 Thank God for this passing lane. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2713 The KOA is full 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2714 Did you spot any good parking? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2715 It has a bathroom in case we get stuck in traffic. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2716 The next park with a sewer hookup is three light years away. Better call ahead and make a reservation. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2717 Since covid we would rather avoid crowds 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2718 If they can't figure out how to drive the thing they should stay home. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2719 Wherever your travels take you, stay the fuck away from Earth! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2720 You should see them when we pull into the WalMart parking lot. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2721 Tiny House The next generation 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2722 Go straight for 4 million light years, then turn left. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2723 Its the best way to experience the open galaxy. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2724 We bought it before we had any idea what gas prices were going to do. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2725 Getting about a million miles per gallon in space 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2726 They drive like they're from Pluto. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2727 We know it's slow, but the cost of rooms in this galaxy have skyrocketed. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2728 Look Bob, now we know where the Smiths went on vacation! 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2729 The mileage sucks, but it gets less attention in the Walmart parking lots. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2730 We told you that the john would be useful. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2731 You eff O! 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2732 Walmart said no. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2733 It may be more comfortable, but can it reach the speed of light? 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2734 ‘We save cash by moondocking.’ 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2735 $5 per gallon,but the milage is great 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2736 You don't just see the galaxy, you experience it!" 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2737 It must be Throwback Thursday! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2738 Make a left for Alpha Centauri. Can you tell us how to get to Santa Fe? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2739 yeah, and who is going to pay for YOUR retirement, you ungrateful DINKs 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2740 I know, right! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2741 It was this or the probe thing again. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2742 Why yes, our Kelvatron is running! 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2743 Yeah, we're really hurting with gas prices what they are. 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
2744 Does your ride have a shower? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2745 I thought gas prices had gone up! 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2746 Close encounters of the most common kind. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2747 I know…We got sold on it after watching Spaceballs. 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
2748 Since I snorted that galactic dust, I've been seeing the oddest things. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2749 We get 30 lightyears per atom. How about you? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2750 We always come to Alpha Centuri on vacation. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2751 We’ll take black holes over potholes any day. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2752 No, it’s not a bus. And yes, the wheels go round and round. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2753 Sure it’s spacious, but how many light-years a gallon does it get 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2754 Far out! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2755 Were your ancestors American? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2756 Did Elon Musk send you, too? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2757 We always wanted to explore the flyover galaxies. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2758 We always empty ours on that blue planet 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2759 I hope they have good insurance. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2760 The light-yearage stinks, but we save a ton on space bnb’s. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2761 Yea, down there they call them campers, but now that we have one, we just call it slow. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2762 After retirement,my wife and I sold our home and have been just touring around the universe seeing the sights and visiting family. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2763 I don't suppose you guys would know how to change a tyre, would you? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2764 The mileage sucks on fusion too. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2765 In this economy??? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2766 Yes, the mileage is terrible, but no one bothers us at campgrounds. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2767 Damn environmentalists. Always so judgy. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2768 If you want to invade Idaho, you have to blend in. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2769 So much for Google maps. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2770 True, but it has a lot more room for souvenirs. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2771 I think they just saw Spaceballs! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2772 They're acting like they've never seen a VW Vanagon microbus in space before. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2773 You know we are on a lottery system now, right? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2774 We picked it up on Earth. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2775 Excuse me; which of the gas planets are pump-your-own?" 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2776 Please, no work stuff. We're on holiday. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2777 Ohhh, I really like next light year's model, honey. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2778 Do you know the way to Aphla Centauri? 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
2779 We do not have to pretend... 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2780 No forget the rocks, your mission is to land on earth and collect clichés 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2781 The Milky Way was nice but the Grand Canyon was spectacular. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2782 You got a clean shot all the way to Betelgeuse. Hammer down, god buddy! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2783 Pardon me, could you point us in the right direction to the Black Hole? We need to transfer our 'Black Water". 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2784 Now that we're all on the same page.... 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2785 Great, I think we gave these two directions a few parsecs back. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2786 Everybody's looking for John Candy. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2787 Just one more galaxy to explore before vacation! 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2788 I suspect time travel is not as science fiction as I thought it was. 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
2789 It's our new Independence Day strategy. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2790 We wouldn’t recommend visiting earth given the gas prices. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2791 We traded our pod for this once we retired. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2792 Don't take the Milky Way -- the locals are a bunch of Neanderthals. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2793 You’ll never guess. We found a more advanced civilization! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2794 A Winnebago!” “You won a bagel?! 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2795 You enjoy space, we prefer our space. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2796 Hey your lights are not working. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2797 Alice and Bob, meet Bob and Alice 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2798 I thought you'd never pass them. We've been behind them for light years. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2799 I wouldn’t stop down there - the gas prices are out of this world! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2800 It looked cooler on Tiktok. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2801 You're going a million light years and you didn't think to bring a bed? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2802 Where can we find a sewage hook-up? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2803 Skip Earth in case you need to refill. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2804 Not at all. How about you? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2805 We love the roominess, but asteroid belts are a nightmare. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2806 Slow traffic is supposed to stay in the right lane! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2807 But I thought the kids were at home with your mother 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2808 Stanley I told you we took a wrong turn! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2809 UFO RV LOL 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2810 Only 6 lightyears per gallon... you? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2811 Be wary when you get back - some weird looking Musk guy is there 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2812 It's roomy, but the gas mileage is terrible. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2813 Are we in the future, or are they? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2814 Dead give away when they land on a planet 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2815 Who cares about low gas milage when you're a space billionaire? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2816 We decided to retire, get an RV, and see the universe! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2817 It was highly rated on Yelp,but it is infested with bipeds. We prefer something a little cooler anyway, like Uranus. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2818 I'd wait for off-season when the humans are gone. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2819 With gas prices like those,we're staying in space. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2820 Told you we’re going too slow for the carpool lane. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2821 We designed it specifically to make first contact with NASA's Space and Rocket center in Huntsville, Alabama. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2822 I’ll have her back before sunrise. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2823 Doesn’t look fast, but it can really haul! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2824 Yeah, travel in the comfort of home and risk the whole thing tipping over? Idiots! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2825 Poor things. All they could afford is a space ship. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2826 The Handcicapped space, the one on the right, please. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2827 I told you that was the wrong turnoff" 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2828 We decided 'van life' was more in line with our goals. YOLO! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2829 We're going to Disneyland. We hear it's out of this world! 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2830 We don't recommend it yet. The only way we could leave was by taking this RV full of progressive voters from Texas. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
2831 Uh oh! They probably read “How to bait the earthlings” 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2832 You think that antenna really gives them better reception? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2833 Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2834 Sure, it sleeps four, but can it navigate the Asteroid Belt? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2835 Take a left at asteroid. There's plenty of parking. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2836 Gas too pricey at '51'. We're headed to Uranus." 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2837 We used a plug-n-play anti-gravitational device, and viola! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2838 Thanks for the directions. We just spaced out. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2839 We’ll be the judge if the pizza is out of this world. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2840 The longer we stay the less 'alien' we will be..... 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2841 Once you learn to park it, you can go anywhere. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2842 All the comforts of home 1.2083 0.05719 96 83 6 7
2843 What are you doing after the Big Bang? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2844 What kind of mileage does that thing get? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2845 We were in luck, no money down. Also, what's money? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2846 You can quit the act; we passed Earth a half lightyear back. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2847 I knew we should’ve taken a left in Albuquerque. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2848 We're all high. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2849 "It's a new design-it runs on gravity." 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2850 It´s a 1985 classic ! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2851 Hey cousin, what are you doing here? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2852 The mileage is terrible but sure is roomy. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2853 Sure it looks cool, but they have to go to Earth for parts 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2854 Can you give us directions to Walmart? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2855 We're looking for Yellowstar Park. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2856 Shmerbert zing cho gluborc voom hlayughar umja harhyuraot quoug'c ak quyuch iea? (translation: 'sup?) 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2857 What exit do we take for the nearest Starbucks? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2858 Hello officers, we’re just headed to a Nasacar race 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2859 We're heading to Florida to probe some locals. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2860 Hey! Didn’t we meet in Roswell last October? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2861 Do you know you were going 100 Light Years per Minute in a 50 LY/M zone? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2862 Slow down! The speed limit is 17,000 miles per hour. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2863 It fits a family of four humans comfortably through all the examinations! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2864 Our saucer broke down in Tempe. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2865 The number of light-years per fuel cell must be horrendous. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2866 Our mileage may vary. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2867 "Step on it; it's my old High School teacher Mr. Kinsey!"" 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2868 Hey, you should go visit Earth. They have some cool retro stuff over there. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2869 Hey officers, which way is Earth? 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2870 Do you happen to know where KOA, Minneapolis, Earth is located? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2871 Yo Mr. White, I think they’re on to us. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2872 Straight up trade-ins at Ray's RVs for Galaxy Glamping Winnebagos! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2873 I told you to hang a left at Roswell. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2874 Yeah, at 600,000,000,000 gallons per light year it's going to cost us a small fortune to get home 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2875 They must retired and out of ideas. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2876 We're lost...can you tell us how to get to Area 51? 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2877 Use your signal, A-hole! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2878 No, no, we're a U.F.R.V. We're just going down to dump in a K.O.A. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2879 'Did our GPS tracking device fail us?" 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2880 Pardon me, have you seen the geocache? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2881 Glad to see used car salesman still have some use in the new economy. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2882 Damn campers are always in the way! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2883 I love our new GPS 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2884 See I told you everyone thinks it's just a "stopover" planet and not worth packing for a long haul trip 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2885 It means that we don't have to pull over even if half the universe is behind us. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
2886 And you said flying saucers didn’t exist. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2887 Look, an unidentified recreational vehicle...They do exist. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2888 They must be Americans. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2889 The Luddites vs The Metas 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2890 Humans abduct each other in these things all the time. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2891 What eon does the game start? 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
2892 Have you ever heard of what they have at Earth? A “road”? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2893 Always pass on the right. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2894 Do yourself a favor: Don't fill up the tank on Planet Earth 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2895 Turn around, Earth is too hot and crowded in the summer. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2896 Darn EVs, the nearest charging station is 3 light years away. 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
2897 Thanks for the directions... Hey did you hear? Epstein didnt kill himself 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2898 A millennia back he wound not stop and ask directions 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2899 How can you live long and prosper on $6 gas? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2900 'We got it at, 'The little Green Folk, RV & Cattle Mutation,' truck lot. Just follow the crop circles, they're lead you there...!" 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2901 It’s funny how styles come back into fashion 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2902 We picked this baby up in the high desert 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2903 The neighborhood has gone to hell since they moved in. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2904 We call it the Mars RoVer. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2905 No, don’t stop there. Gas is like $6 per gallon. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2906 Hey, maybe we're related. Have you done your DNA search? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2907 We're searching for a planet with full hookup and WiFi. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2908 Amazing,Look. It's a living emoji 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2909 Is there a Wal-Mart around here? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2910 I left my license at home I swear! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2911 Do those two know what a gas guzzler that is? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2912 It gets much better gas mileage in space. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2913 Don't bother, the gas is sooooo expensive down there. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2914 I bet that baby gets terrible mileage. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2915 Spaceballs! Watch out! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2916 You guys retired in THAT thing? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2917 Granted, the light-yearage is lousy, but, hey, it’s no UFO. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2918 Can it do Warp Speed? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2919 I don’t remember an Airbus looking like that. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2920 Long time, no see. What's it like on the Rio Grande? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2921 They seem friendly. I’m going to ask for directions. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2922 'Old School." 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2923 There’s a gas station two galaxies ahead. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2924 Just a heads up that there was an accident at the RV dump station back there. You might run into some “matter”. 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
2925 Just turn left at Methusaleh, and go on forever. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2926 How many miles do you get for a gallon? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2927 Could you tell us where to find the RV Park? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2928 Have you seen what the Earthlings are flying? I just saw one in a 1956 Bel Air convertible! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2929 Number one or number two? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2930 We’re not a gas-guzzler as long as we remain in orbit. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2931 Well, it didn’t come with a GPS. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2932 Darling, why can't we get one of those new hybrids? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2933 That Spacebnb Ad is really paying off. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2934 We haven't had a nanosecond of regret about retirement. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2935 We cannot afford their fuel. Abort mission. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2936 What’s the MPG on that? 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2937 D'you know if there's a Denny's nearby?" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2938 We picked it up on an adorable little planet. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2939 How's off-roading in the RV? We've been thinking of making the switch- This thing lacks traction. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2940 Campers always have the right of way. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2941 No. We don’t make crystal meth in the back. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2942 Our Winnebago gets 25 million miles per gallon. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2943 They're catching on to UFOs, so we're trying different initialisms. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2944 We figured this model could be identified. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2945 The problem is it only gets AM radio... 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2946 Don't bother asking for directions; they're lost, too. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
2947 Traffic is always terrible during tourist season. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2948 Are we safe to park the Meth Lab here? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2949 I told you we should have gone with the deluxe package! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2950 Those RV’s are nice but they use so much gas 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2951 The gas prices on Earth were insane 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
2952 Do you folks mind if we use your bathroom? It's been a couple millennia. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2953 There is no fast food in this galaxy. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2954 You two take Roswell and we'll cover Coachella. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2955 Why not be comfortable as we travel across the Galaxy ! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2956 NEED MORE MONEY-PRICE OF GAS HAS SKYROCKETED! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2957 Hey! Slower spaceships get in the right lane! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2958 Go around the spiral galaxy and take the third planet to the left. You can’t miss it. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2959 Officer, how fast were we going? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2960 You should’ve turned right at Area 51. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2961 First time camping? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2962 It's a little slow but it has its own kitchen,bath and an awesome death ray! 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2963 Actually it runs pretty well for having over 11,000,000 miles on it. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2964 We're in it for the long haul. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2965 Check your oil, as well? 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2966 Gas must have gotten REALLY expensive down there. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2967 They can’t see us if we can’t see them 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2968 Where's the nearest KOA? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2969 Who's that with Elon in the Tesla RV? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2970 Sorry. We can’t help you. We don’t run on fossil fuels. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2971 I told them not to get too comfortable in Roswell. 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2972 It has lots of legs room. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2973 Look Marvin, it’s an unidentified fueled object! 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2974 Fully loaded, with all the beeps and high-frequency tones. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2975 I know gas prices are sky high, but this is out of this world. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2976 Fast and the furious 10 starring Vin Diesel as Xenu. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2977 I couldn’t find parking. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2978 which way to CPAC? 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2979 Don't go there 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2980 Damn tourists are taking all the parking spots again. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2981 We found it at four bucks a gallon on Neptune. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2982 Interested in buying some Space Meth?... 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2983 Have you seen a Tesla? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2984 We're in our golden years so we decided to travel some light years. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2985 We can't find a space to park. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2986 Your left turn signal's been on since Alpha Centauri 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2987 We got a great price for our trade in, a low interest rate, and it's warrantied for 12 months or 12,000 light years. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2988 Can we use your potty? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2989 Do you know how to get to mars from here? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2990 Gas prices being what they are, we may need to downsize too. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2991 Can you recommend a convenience store for snacks? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2992 Sure it's ugly, but it's got a bathroom 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2993 It’s one of those teardrop campers. I hear you can go anywhere with one of them. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2994 Sorry, but last charging station we saw was light years away. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2995 be careful as not only is he over the speed limit but he clearly can't see. 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
2996 You're almost there. Continue the Milky Way for 2 more lightyears and spin into the third technicolor wormhole on your left after crossing the Yellow Brick Road. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2997 Any extra fuel? The gas station on Uranus was too busy. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2998 I haven't seen one of those, since the fifties. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2999 We have the kids this vacation. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3000 Yeah, no warp speed, but you can go without going outside. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3001 It's recycled; from Elon Musk. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3002 What kinda parsecs does she get? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3003 It’s camouflage. We are going to ethically monitor them in their own environment. Unless we get bored. Then, it’s back to capture and probe. 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
3004 They must be from the Orion-Cygnus Arm. They never did give up fossil fuels. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3005 I wouldn’t bother going down there. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3006 We'll see you on the dark side of the moon 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3007 Being nonconformists out here is a lot easier than it is down there. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3008 Look at how good that retro design looks! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3009 Too campy? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3010 I traded in my UFO for an RV. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3011 gas prices out of this world, huh? 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
3012 Take us to your campground! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3013 Wow - guess you guys are planning to stay there awhile... 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3014 We're taking one last vacation before gas goes clear out of sight. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
3015 Look at Bill and Laura, swanning around in their little Airstream. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3016 See, I could never drive an automatic. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3017 I thought the whole point of this trip was to get AWAY from your boss! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3018 Yes, it's a classic. Got it from a guy named Lone Starr and his mog, Barf, but it only gets 3 parsecs per can of Yogurt. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3019 It's a sense of freedom you don't get with other holidays. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3020 Yeah, but the lightyears per is killin' me. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3021 They are always on on vacation, while we're forced to explore the outer reaches of the universe. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3022 They'll never expect an unidentified driving object! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3023 We're first cousins, lightyears removed. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3024 Do you know a cheap campground in this galaxy? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
3025 It's from Earth. Runs fine once you're past gravity. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
3026 I tried to tell him but my father never takes directions. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3027 Did you see how that jerk just cut me off? Stay in your lane, buddy! 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3028 Electric is good, but it was too late to save the planet anyway 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3029 We’re going to orbit back around, I can’t find a parking space here. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3030 We retired last summer. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3031 I said “dump station,” not “space station.” 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3032 Plenty of leg room, kitchen and toilet too. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3033 We picked it up on our last cruise 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3034 You call that tiny thing a space ship? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3035 The national parks were too crowded. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3036 Our other one's a Tesla! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3037 What a cliché conveyance! 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3038 Turn left at the Milky Way and continue on for 200 light years.. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3039 Do they think they own the cosmos? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3040 Yeah they’re big but did you know you can even take a dump in these? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3041 We're trying to hit as many Galactic Parks as we can this summer. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
3042 Space yacht 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
3043 Take a left at the asteroid belt and you'll see a McDonald's across from the refueling center. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
3044 Have you seen a charging station? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3045 Roomy, but the gas bill is out of this world 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3046 You're almost there...just head North, South, East, West, up, down, right, or left. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
3047 Californians are now intruding on our space. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
3048 What do you think they get for gas mileage? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
3049 The KOA? Go to the Milky Way and it’s the starburst on your right.” 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3050 Wait! You've gone a gazillion bajillion miles in R.V. and never actually been to Earth?! Hilarious! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3051 We pulled you over for passing on a double yellow line. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3052 That's OUR parking space. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3053 Are masks required in this galaxy? 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
3054 Yes, #Vanlife, but you don't need to literally follow us! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
3055 That’s what we used to fly until Elon Musk gave gave me one of these babies!!! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3056 Meet George Jetson 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
3057 We wanted a kitchen and a bedroom, so we went with the Tesla Camper. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3058 The cost of fuel is comical and barely economical yet astronomical. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3059 We’re retired. And this buggy attracts absolutely no attention. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
3060 Retirement is great! Our goal is to visit all 50 galaxies. 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
3061 All the comforts of home and still only 25 light years to the gallon... 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3062 We got a great deal at the third planet from that sun, and it sleeps 4! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3063 It's going to cost you a fortune in gas. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3064 You guys play bridge? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3065 We were headed to Earth, but the gas prices! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3066 Food trucks are so last year. The future is in food UFOs. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3067 It’s called a “camper.” Now we can take the whole family to Roswell. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
3068 The last campground was packed, so we thought we'd just travel a bit further. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
3069 We only get 20 light years per gallon but it’s just such a classic. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3070 It's called a '"stay-cation!" 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3071 The mileage is lousy but at least we have a toilet and a kitchenette. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3072 I thought we were meeting at 7-11 ? 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
3073 Hey Kids, go home! It's past your bedtime! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3074 Great cover! You'll blend right in! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3075 We made a wrong turn a few centuries ago. Which way to home? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3076 That's not what we meant when we signaled that we wanted to hook up. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3077 We plan to live off the grid. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3078 Well, we heard that Yellowstone was washed out . . . 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3079 It’s so great to get rid of the mothership and hit the galaxy! 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
3080 Are you guys going to earth? No, we just came from there; it’s too expensive. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
3081 Well, this is awkward. And they probably think WE'RE the one's from the past! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3082 Now that's what I call an old fashion "road trip" 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3083 Look! They really have built flying cars by 2050 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3084 We are going on vacation. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3085 We’ve slowed down since retiring 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
3086 We couldn't afford California anymore. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3087 I haven't seen one of those since 1969. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
3088 They call it " plenty of room in the back" and it's a total gamechanger! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3089 Yes, you might save a little cash, but for me, an Earth vacation should be vacation from housework. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3090 It's cheaper in Space !! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
3091 We just retired. Sold the shuttle and bought an RV... great way to see the galaxy 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3092 Ask them how do we get this into warp drive? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3093 Any air hookups out here? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3094 I took the wrong exit, we are travelling backward now 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3095 I wonder what kind of gas mileage they get? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3096 Which way to the Make Neptune Great Again rally? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3097 Go away, we're retired. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
3098 I don't care if there's no air; it's called an Air Stream 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
3099 I think we took the wrong exit off the Interstate. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3100 Go ahead, laugh. It gets 10 million miles to the gallon. And it has a bathroom. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3101 I think they think we're the Mothership 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3102 I told you not to ask the husband for directions! 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3103 The constellation maps are all wrong. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3104 It gets great gas mileage! It’s solar powered. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3105 A ride in space... 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3106 mini-compact v. mid-size 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3107 We’ve always wanted to see the galaxy and it gets 25 light years per gallon. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
3108 Because we have more inner space when we’re in outer space. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3109 I’ve been thinking about getting one of those? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3110 It's the Cross-Galaxy Keanu. Warp Speed, and radio-opaque. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3111 Shitter’s full, Glork. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3112 Also, people are so much more friendly to Zorg and me since we changed to identified flying object! 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
3113 Left lane must turn left 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
3114 Finally made it out of Area 51... 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3115 You nice folks seen the gateway to 2015? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3116 I’ve heard your 1th destination is next planet: EARth . 🥴 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3117 Our GPS stopped working when we got too close to Venus, can you point the way to Orlando ? 1.1984 0.03741 126 102 23 1
3118 The lightyear per gallon is better than you think! 1.1983 0.03825 121 98 22 1
3119 What do you do with your black water? 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
3120 You two suck at peddling kalaxian crystals. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
3121 Ufologists deserve a vacation from flying saucers. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
3122 Ha, are they dressed like earth hippies with bell-bottoms? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
3123 Uhg! Earth is literally the worst. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
3124 How can you afford a spaceRV with the price of gas? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
3125 Move Over,this is Our Space ! 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
3126 Only a pilot test run 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
3127 It's from USA on Earth, they love us there! 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
3128 Move along mam, nothing to see here. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
3129 I'll bet they don't have to stop every 15 minutes to fill up the tank. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3130 Still, I think they get better mileage. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3131 Sure, it's odd looking -- but the features are outta this world. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
3132 Put on your right turn signal. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
3133 Aren't they the ones we met at Area 52 and told to get a horse? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3134 Marv, I told you we should have taken the single axle touring ship. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
3135 It's really different since climate change. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3136 It's called blending in. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
3137 Don't buy one. Plutonium 239's too dang expensive now! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3138 Yes, you can use our bathroom, but let's not make a habit of this. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3139 Sorry,officers,we didn’t know that this space was taken. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3140 WHEN?" "ABAGO. 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
3141 The mileage is terrible, but the parking is unworldly! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3142 Hey Marty, what’s this alien contraption you’re driving? Hiya, Rex. The Mrs and I picked it up on our trip to Earth. Don’t know why but they were all selling dirt cheap. Real bargain at $.08! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3143 What kinda mileage you gettin? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3144 No I’m not going to race again and have my dishes fly everywhere. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3145 3.767 x 10 to the 22nd power interstellar, 16 city. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
3146 Last week it was a rubber ducky, now it’s an RV? The joke has gone too far… he’s already been prescribed three different medications. Stop flying crazy things over that poor man’s house” 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3147 They look like us but they are surely aliens! They have no room in that saucer to cook, eat, sleep or go to the bathroom, and they can't get around the Costco parking lot without wheels! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3148 This way we can visit a little longer to get a real feel for the place. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
3149 We retired so we traded in the saucer to travel more. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3150 Please ask for directions 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3151 I'm sorry. I forgot to turn on the "right-turn" button. 1.1979 0.05465 96 83 7 6
3152 ‘ It’s a simple destroy mission. A few more puffs from this and it's lights out for the earthmen’ 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
3153 We’re big Spaceballs fans. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3154 Mind if we probe you for directions? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3155 It's really the perfect lifestyle for our life form. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3156 This is the Milky Way… you’re driving on the wrong side of the galaxy. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3157 Let me try to understand . You say you took a left turn to Albuquerque and traded your ride for that? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3158 Apparently Howard has some kind of Earth fetish, you should see his wardrobe! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3159 That vintage RV is so woke! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3160 And the space rednecks have a new R.V., of course. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3161 Sometimes you have to take your foot off the hyper drive and make it all about the journey. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3162 Nah, we had the Tesla for a while but then we found this 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3163 We were told it’s best to watch the fireworks from here this year 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3164 How does the newer model compare in light-years per gallon? Better right? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3165 I see you didn't splurge on the wings options #spaceballs 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3166 It'll really throw the humans for a loop when they see this thing hovering above them. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3167 The last time we let them use the bathroom it was plugged up for days. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3168 I thought the left lane was for passing 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3169 Antigravity propulsion in this economy? 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
3170 When they said they preferred to go "retro," I thought it meant "retro" as in rockets. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3171 Can you direct us to the closest gas giant? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3172 A gas station? Yeah - third rock from the sun. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
3173 We got tired of spinning 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3174 Be careful. The last aliens in a contraption like that were violent. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3175 And your parents just coudn't choose any other place for spending weekend?! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3176 Are you SURE you want to do this? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3177 Do you know how far it is to the nearest gas-giant? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3178 Where’s the nearest laundromat? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3179 With that guzzler don’t refuel on earth. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3180 No plutonium stations for the next 207 lightyears. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3181 23 miles on the highway but in open space 36. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3182 License and registration, please. Have you seen a large guy in a cat suit? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3183 It’s got all-weather tires, fusion overdrive, dual speakers, and is sooo roomy. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3184 I guess they still haven’t figured out how to wean themselves off of fossil fuels. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3185 With the gas prices, we could not afford to go camping in that planet. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
3186 Oh no!! They got the last space. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
3187 Do you know of some RV docking station nearby in this galaxy? Our fuel is down to 1 and a half light years. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
3188 The fuel prices just sent us skyrocketing too." 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
3189 Oh yeah? Well, we have unlimited miles! 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
3190 Do you know where the nearest Wawa is? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3191 #vanlifeonotherplanets 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
3192 Earth? No, gas prices are sky high. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
3193 Picked it up at a garage sale. The leather interior's awesome, but the GPS is all screwed up. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
3194 We were hoping we could borrow some diesel 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3195 They've retired and just want to mosey around the universe." 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
3196 Show-offs! How fast can it dodge a meteorite coming at you 35,000 mph? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3197 Good thing we both decided to use helium instead of gas- way cheaper! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3198 It's spacious, but a big hit on the wallet at the pumps. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3199 Astro vans can be flying objects, too. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3200 Oh my galaxy, that is so retro! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3201 Sorry, you need to store that thing behind Pluto! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3202 I wander who they are trying to reach with that lousy antenna 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3203 Which way to Area 51?" 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3204 It was OK until the price of plutonium went through the roof. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3205 Always one upping us!!! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3206 Like I told you a hundred times, the "Nomadland" lifestyle looks ridiculous when there is no land. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3207 We made a wrong turn somewhere between I-95 and Alpha Centauri 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3208 I told you this galaxy was getting pretty touristed 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
3209 How do we get to Alpha Centauri? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3210 G’day mate, which way to Australia? 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3211 Earth? Make a left at Alpha Centauri and bear right at the Sun. But I'd steer clear just now if I were you. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3212 An RV? What year are you in…1422? 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
3213 We are bringing back a souvenir! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3214 Do you have any extra-galactic flavours? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3215 Is America great, or what? I had no idea The Good Sam Club included Spaceside Assistance. 1.1957 0.05624 92 80 6 6
3216 Hard to believe they don't need a special license to drive that thing. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3217 It's just the Bzyrxjjps meeting with the space time continuum again. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3218 This is unfair! If those aliens arrive in an RV, we lose the surprise element when we arrive in a real space ship. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3219 We're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3220 Campers! There goes the neighborhood! 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3221 It's in preparation for the invasion: It'll save on hotel bills. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3222 These things? They’re costumes, we’re on our way to Burning Man 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3223 How do you find space to park that in? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3224 You're right, this was much faster than taking the Long Island Expressway. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3225 Looks like we're going to need more charging stations in space. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3226 Holy shit! That’s an E.T. RV. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3227 well first we hit something called a 'Lottery'.... 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3228 We missed the portal to Nevada. Can you direct us to the nearest wormhole? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3229 Look man, its an RFO! Wait... Oh my god, the humans have abducted our brethren in their RFO! 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3230 You don’t have to look at our wheels so orb eyed. It IS a hybrid! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3231 We decided to bring the kids. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3232 The light years per gallon is terrible, but it's who we are. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3233 Great mileage. It's solar powered. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3234 How many miles to the gravity-less gallon? Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3235 Different wormhole, different road rules, same gridlock. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3236 Oh great, the Dutch are here as well 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3237 We’re visiting Grok’s mother on Saturn first and then straight to Montana. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
3238 Road hog! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3239 Looks like another round of cost cuts at SpaceX. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3240 Follow us. There’s a charging station two light years from here. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3241 2,150,235,156 miles and counting. How many miles you get on that model? 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3242 Our people are always GREEN! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3243 We had kids they got the convertible 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3244 Try the station on Andromeda. It's five parsecs a gallon cheaper. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
3245 but where do you sleep? 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
3246 Wow! Look what the new generation is driving! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3247 How long is it at warp speed to the nearest RV park with a plugin charging station? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3248 Hope in! It sleeps four! 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
3249 'scuse me fellas. Can you help us get back on the road to Wisconsin? They say the curd there is topnotch. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
3250 Sure, you get better mileage, but we’ve got Amazon Prime and a queen size bed. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3251 The price of gas really is out of this world. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3252 Sorry, we're out of toilet paper, too. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
3253 We have toilets. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3254 Forget Yellowstone. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
3255 It was all they had for a loaner. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
3256 We really should get the new fuel efficient spaceship like the Joneses! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
3257 Did you pass an ethanol-free station back there? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
3258 Zero to sixty in 20 seconds... 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
3259 Earth? Take a left and go straight for 125 million miles. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
3260 The trailer parks are on the Earth 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
3261 We were wondering what time you have to return the rental and what kind of mileage you get? 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
3262 Act normal, like we come in peace. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
3263 Sure, it only gets 6 light years per gallon, but you can fit so many abducted humans in this bad boy! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
3264 What exit is Uranus? 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
3265 We got it during the Pandemic. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3266 Have you seen the road? 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
3267 It’s roomy but the mileage is terrible. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3268 You're going 50 miles per hour in a 50 billion mile zone. License and registration please. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3269 It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. You just find an RV campground and warm up the probes. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3270 Hey honey, do you ever miss life without kids? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3271 Pull over please. One of your tail lights isn’t working. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
3272 We,re lucky to get 8 light years per gallon. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3273 Gas is so expensive I switched to vacuum 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3274 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3275 Is there a campground around here? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3276 We realized we needed more space. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3277 We've decided to get away from it all. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3278 We’ve been camping at Area 51 and they say we’re groovy — whatever that means 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3279 Jubkat decided it was time to retire when the American congress started investigating again. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3280 It's self-propelled, and we have no idea where we are going. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3281 Remember when we were empty nesters looking for more space? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3282 We're giving them RV technology so they too can travel time and space. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3283 No, No, No, I said bring back a winner from a-go-go! 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
3284 But it only gets 5 galaxies per gallon 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3285 Where’s the nearest Wal-Mart? 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
3286 I think you’ll find the folks in Roswell very accommodating. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3287 Don’t they know that #pandemiclife is trending 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3288 Yes, it's very roomy, but it's a real gas-guzzler. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
3289 If it's sky-walkin', don't come a-knockin'! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3290 It’s a souvenir from Earth”. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3291 It's the latest model Tesla.....we're taking Elon back home so he doesn't cause more trouble for the poor earthlings. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3292 We're headed to the desert outside of Albuquerque. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3293 The pale blue dot is on fire. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3294 Go there, we got a fantastic deal on a trade in 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
3295 Sure the mileage sucks, but look at the room! We can stay in here for lightyears! 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
3296 It was hit or miss getting here with the price of gas these days 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
3297 Did you see those gas prices? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3298 "We are a little high, we'll probably be grounded soon." 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3299 So, how’s the the freon mileage on that baby? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
3300 we're on vacation to check out the Grand Canyon on the third planet of this G2V star. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
3301 We are heading to Phoenix. Yellowstone is closed. 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
3302 Watch out for the Warp Speed trap up ahead. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3303 That's no Tesla, but they sure are happy campers! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3304 We are on the way to Saturn, and you? 1.1923 0.04381 130 111 13 6
3305 We traded ours in for a camper. Wait till they begin getting in reports of an unidentified flying camper." 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3306 You're vacationing in a Winnebago with these gas prices?! 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
3307 How far is it to Denny's 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
3308 So how many light years to the gallon to you get with that thing? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3309 Roswell was out of our favorite ship. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3310 Like it? We love it! It’s out of this world! 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3311 Let's just cut to the chase... any mustard? 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
3312 Space Invaders 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3313 No luck for us either. We tried to abduct a car salesman but I’m pretty sure he saw us coming. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3314 It's even got a toilet! 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
3315 Excuse me, is this the way to Jupiter, Florida? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3316 The RV really gave us space to roam. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3317 We're into recycling debris in the atmosphere! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3318 Do you guys have any ketchup? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3319 Area 57. What about you? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3320 It's those damned space travelers again! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3321 For the record, the Fast and Furious franchise copied us. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3322 Guzzlers! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3323 No. We're not there yet, and no bathroom breaks until we get to Uranus." 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3324 Do you guys have any toilet paper? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3325 Tourists are simply everywhere these days 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
3326 I like your new IFO! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3327 Darnit. Thot we moved here to escape the Malibu s. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3328 Sure, but where's your toilet? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3329 Well, at least it has a toilet. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3330 It seemed like a good idea before gas prices skyrocketed. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3331 There goes the neighorhoof! 1.1917 0.03797 120 98 21 1
3332 It's a Chick Magnet but we don't know how to turn it on. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3333 Get with it, guys! The truck is obsolete. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3334 Between high gas prices, the poison they cause their people to consume, and the high cost of housing, earth is no longer a hospitable place to live. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3335 Wait 'til you see the gas prices! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3336 I thought you said the Henderson’s were too busy invading earth to join us? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3337 Is that you Paul?? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3338 Those Millennials really should take some advice from the Boomer generation. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3339 We thought they were a backward species, until we learned how they travel. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3340 Ours is more aerodynamic 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3341 ''We got it during a layover in the Milky Way.'' 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3342 We were told we could fill up on dark energy here, but I don't see any. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3343 Are you coming from or going to Skinwalker Ranch? 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
3344 Talk about a gas giant! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3345 Cool! it is a 2022 classic! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3346 These days we only do space with an accessible bathroom. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3347 Since when is that street legal? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3348 We've decided to age in space. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
3349 We should have gotten the four wheel fly 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
3350 It’s two lefts and veer right at the fork. But trust us, you won’t want to stay. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3351 Forget Earth, gas prices are astronomical. 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
3352 It gives us way more space. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3353 We have Platinum Elite tier status. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3354 Im glad we did an upgrade. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3355 Can you tell us which way to Mars? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3356 Saucer's good for taking off a weekend, but space is our priority. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3357 America? Keep your doors locked. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3358 They closed the Stuckeys? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3359 The good news is it’s environment friendly. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3360 I'd like to know how many light years to the gallon they get. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3361 Looks like this boondocking spot has become too popular! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3362 They'll let anybody with a rig up here these days. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3363 Nice car…how many lightyears per gallon though? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3364 Sure, it gets great mileage, but where do you probe? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
3365 It's not comfortable for sleeping, but it's great for cooking! 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
3366 I wonder how many millions of miles he gets to the gallon 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
3367 Look! There's a new breed of martians flying up here. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
3368 I see you got the hybrid model. 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
3369 Well, the salesman back on Earth did say that "RV life is out of this world!" 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3370 Do you know where we can find air for our tires? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3371 Is Arkansas on Mars or Earth? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3372 We took a more terrestrial route. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3373 With the high price of diesel fuel, we warned you not to buy a camper 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3374 What type of mileage does that thing get? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3375 Get outta my space 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3376 Any idea where the nearest KOA is? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
3377 Honest, we thought the limit was only 600,000 miles an hour. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3378 It’s ok, but the price of fuel is out of this world. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
3379 Yes, we’ve found glamping is just out of this world. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3380 Bet he only gets about 2 or 3 light years to the gallon in that thing 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
3381 Your back indicator needs replacement 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3382 Hey, y’all. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3383 oh, you went electric? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3384 You think you hate it now, but wait 'till you drive it. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
3385 Oh, we have family? 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
3386 RV Beings: Are you off the grid too? UFO Beings: The grid is a concept which exists only in your mind. Yes. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
3387 Please like and subscribe to our YouTube channel, Alien RV Family Life! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3388 Full kitchen and a bathroom too! 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
3389 That's Ok. We're just a few miilion miles from the trailer park. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3390 I think that’s our old love bug honey! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3391 We just retired too! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3392 No, that should have been a left at Albuquerque 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3393 How's your new blocky ship working out for you? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3394 Kids,get in here. You're ruining your father's fantasy camp. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3395 Beyond the Milky Way there are no decent places to stay 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3396 We thought it’d be nice for the kids to see the Grand Galaxy this summer. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3397 Now children don't hurt the earthlings. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3398 It's a gas guzzler, the dealer was practically giving it away. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3399 Did someone forget to tell you that the porthole to Yosemite was closed? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3400 Your back tire's flat. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3401 How good is your mileage? This thing reeks. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3402 ...and it gets 30 planets per fill-up. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3403 Signs of intelligent life seem to change with the price of gas. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
3404 Sure it's roomier. But just try to park it on a residential street. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3405 I telepathically heard that! (There goes the galaxy) . . 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3406 This traffic is terrible! 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
3407 It’s got all the comforts of a planet without all the hassle. 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
3408 Hey, we are a bit lost. Could you point us in the direction of Alfa Centauri? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3409 Is that electric? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3410 Hey dudes…got any edibles? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3411 Ask them where the nearest Walmart is? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3412 I'll bet they've never been to Mount Rushmore. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3413 Have you seen any space to park? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3414 It gets horrible mileage but it does have a toilet and three months of free satellite radio. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3415 What are you driving...a frisbee? Later losers! 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3416 Ah! They are finally passing us... 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3417 Timetravelocity. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
3418 Those solar compacts are nice. Getting .00000025 light years per gallon is killing us. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
3419 When I hit 50 Earth years, I went for the little sporty thing too. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3420 This galaxy far far away better have a gas station. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3421 It's retro, but it's appealing. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3422 The factory has a supply shortage for the new model." 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3423 I hope you brought the masks because there's still a pandemic down there. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3424 Told you it would be hard to find gas for that thing. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3425 I knew we should have ordered the new model Steve 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3426 Sorry but we don’t approve of imports. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3427 They've been tailgating us for almost a parsec. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3428 Sure, it handles super smoothly...but on the downside, it only gets 8 miles/gallon. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3429 It’s a sleek ride, but where do you pee? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
3430 It's nice that we discovered alien life on the way to finding ourselves. After Woodstock, kids, careers, retirement. Finally, we found something! What the hell?! 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
3431 It’s about time. I waited a billion years for the taco truck. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
3432 Is this what is meant by the multiverse? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
3433 You know where earth is? Oh yeah, we just came by there, you can enter without a mask but the gas prices. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
3434 Excuse me, do you know the way to the Alpha Centauri Jellystone Park? 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
3435 Gas is killing us, we want to go nuclear. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
3436 You are supposed to use the pull out! 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
3437 I bet they’re looking down on us because we aren’t carbon neutral. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3438 Can you spare some Liquid Schwartz? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3439 The usual tacky show-offs” 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3440 We hated not having more space during the last invasion. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3441 We'll meet you on Mars in 200 Earth-years. A little longer if we stop at Stuckey's. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3442 Omg,it’s a UMO! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3443 The only sites available are in the outer limits. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3444 i know it's great! so much parking available 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3445 Out of gas? We haven’t heard that in a while… 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3446 We suggest you re- reroute, the last GPS reroute has created a new traffic jam ahead 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
3447 So, where did you drop off your in-laws? 1.1880 0.03826 117 96 20 1
3448 Yours may be faster, but ours has a tv! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3449 hmm, which of us in on vacation? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
3450 Yeah, definitely comfortable. But Zork! The mileage, particularly at near-relativistic speeds. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3451 Your mileage can't possibly top what we get. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3452 Hey guys, which way go Yosemite? 1.1875 0.06186 80 71 3 6
3453 Well, to be honest; we both thought it was waaaay overrated. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3454 I just knew we would bump into the Winnabego's 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3455 We’re big fans, too! How much farther is Albuquerque? 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3456 Yeah, the mileage is terrible but we're invading, need the space. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3457 Here comes the Vacationers there goes the Neighborhood. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3458 We picked up this little beauty in California, Earth, on one of our other road trips. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3459 Yeah, we heard you can get through the border wall at night. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3460 they're going to get killed weaving through traffic like that. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3461 With the price of gas, we should have taken the saucer! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3462 So Elon, when did you decide to downsize? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3463 It's got tons of room in back for probing Earthlings. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3464 The Jetsons meet the Mrs Frizzle on Common Ground. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3465 Turn left at Saturn. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3466 it’s not as fast but the dealership said it could hold 17 dead bodies 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
3467 That must cost a fortune to fill up with interstellar gas at these prices!” 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
3468 We've seen Stranger Things. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3469 We’re going to infinity and beyond. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
3470 Absolutely not. You should have thought of that before you left home. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3471 Get in losers, we're going shopping. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3472 We’ve got to stop meeting like this! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3473 Bet they don't even get 1 parsec per tU HM. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
3474 No, I said left at Infinity. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3475 Nothing says summer like a Winnebago. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
3476 Where do they put the weather shield and canopy on that little vehicle? 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
3477 Yup, we're also going to Rosewell.” Laurie Dickstein-Fischer, Needham, MA 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
3478 Coexist. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
3479 You go on holidays to get away from it all and then you meet your neighbours! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
3480 Fuel costs made us downsize 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
3481 We didn't update our navigational app and now we're lost. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3482 The cost to fill it up is out of this world. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3483 First one to Mars wins! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3484 I have just two words for you Norg, "Microwave popcorn." 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3485 Sure it’s big, but can it go lightspeed? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3486 pardon us, but our saucer is running low. Could you spare a few of your liters? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3487 Can we interest you in some space-meth? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3488 Haha Twyla,You thought flying saucers were science fiction! 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3489 We like not having to look for a pit stop, but the gas is killing is. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3490 I told you we should have turned left at Venus. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
3491 It's retrofitted for liquid nitrogen. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3492 It’s crazy to think what they must be paying for gas compared to us! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3493 The lightyears per gallon is not that great, but there is plenty of room for us and all our abductees. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3494 Didn't know the Apollos retired, did you? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3495 We’re vanlifers. Any chance you’d like to join our Patreon? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3496 A serious viral infection of terrorism was unleashed by Harry when he was high. Don’t go near Earth for a century or so. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3497 Greetings, RV-ling, do not be frightened, we come in peace! And, may my partner use your rest room? 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
3498 There’s a slow vehicle lane up ahead, you can pass then. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
3499 I think what we like the most is the sense of freedom. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3500 I wanted a mini-bagel. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3501 We should've turned left at Mars. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3502 We discovered there is life on Earth. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3503 You haven't, by any chance, passed by a dump station? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3504 Should we talk to Elon Musk about his endeavors to Mars? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3505 Gas down there is astronomical. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3506 Mileage is jot great but the kitchen is a perk. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3507 We haven't seen a rest stop in eons! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3508 The rest area is about seven light years ahead. And,no, I don't think you'll have trouble finding parking. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3509 Retro Fifties. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3510 And the wheels last forever... 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3511 Maintenance is a snap. Just turned 4 trillion miles on one set of tires and still using the original air filter. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3512 Yeah, we're heading to a Nascar race. How'd you know? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3513 I see you’re vacationing with the big probe. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3514 When they get to be our age, they'll prefer to cruise the open space with style instead of speed. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
3515 'And take another hard left at Betelgeuse.' Got it! 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3516 We’ve been stuck in reverse for the past 5,000,000 miles. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
3517 SPENDING THEIR INHERITANCE! @ UHF55 Dale and Sharon 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
3518 Sure, they get better mileage. But I like to kick it old school. Or in this case, ancient school. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3519 Nice to meet you. You're real terraphiles, huh? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3520 How many light years do you get per gallon? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3521 Baby boomers are here, finally. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3522 We got this from Earth. You guys are eons out of date! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3523 How many light years to the gallon? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3524 We know it looks strange, but trust me, it’s quite comfy on long trips. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3525 Is this what they mean by Global Weirding? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3526 These are half price on that smoky planet 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3527 It was either this or come home to kids older than us. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3528 It's not as inexpensive as we were hoping. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3529 Can you tell us how to get to McDonald’s? We took a wrong turn at Saturn. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3530 Once you conquer the earthlings, we will bring the tourists! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3531 We had to book the Yosemite camp site light-years in advance 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3532 Where are you running away from? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3533 It’s roomy, but these higher gas prices are killing us. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3534 So it's easier for them to park. So what? 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
3535 Look, we know it doesn't go fast or have a nifty shape, but it does have both input and output rooms. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3536 I wonder what they know that we don't. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3537 I told you not to piss-off Elon ! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3538 Yes, it's slower but we love it when we have a long line of cars behind us going up a hill. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
3539 They didn't have any flying saucers left on the lot so we had to take the RV. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3540 You can’t imagine the summer traffic on the asteroid beltway! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3541 It's an earth obsession....its called RV-ing. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
3542 Nice rig! And you can go anywhere in that thing? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3543 Don't go that way! The life forms in that little blue-green planet are freaks.... 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3544 Could you please help us? My husband took the wrong exit off the freeway, and we ended up here. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
3545 With these gas prices, we're sticking to our own galaxy this year. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3546 You’re not the hitchhikers we’re looking for. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3547 And please don't forget to click 'subscribe' and ring the bell... 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3548 They are saying we won a bago. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3549 Easier than finding an apartment out here. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3550 You were doing warp 9 in a warp 5 zone; that's going to be points on your hyperspace licence. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3551 We decided to rough it this trip. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
3552 Didn't you listen to our podcast? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3553 Can you tell us where the closest intergalactic rest stop is in this quadrant? Our fossil fuels-driven vehicle is unable to conform to warp drive. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
3554 48 light years per gallon,plus no-interest financing! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3555 Hey! we noticed your bike rack is loose! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3556 Let's buy the cheaper one - we don't really need a bathroom, wheels or antenna, he said. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3557 Why do they always have to try so hard for attention? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3558 Yeah, we got it from some weird hairless aliens. For some reason they looked terrified to see us. They jumped out of it so we took it. They were screaming like crazy. Weird. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3559 And the Asteroid Beltway is still clogged with nanoparticle influx? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3560 What are the chances of bumping into them here! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3561 Try Epsilon Tau 3. I think gas was a few cents cheaper. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3562 But Officer, no worries about Space pollution. It’s only going to be parked in my backyard - the in-laws like the retro look. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3563 They're out of chocolate, too. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3564 Yeah, they did a total redesign for the 2022 model 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3565 Nomads, nomads everywhere you go! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3566 Come back home. Life on earth is not sustainable. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3567 Take a left at Saturn and keep going til you get to Mars. If you see Jupiter -- you've gone too far 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3568 Do you know the way to the Grand Canyon Nebula? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3569 Take a right at Transcendence and you can't miss it. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3570 Know of any dump stations in this system? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3571 How many cases of fermented barley drinks can the chilling closet hold? 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3572 Aren't you worried about climate change? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3573 They're so old-fashioned! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3574 I think you're supposed to be in the HOV lane! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3575 Thought we'd try a runaway invasion. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3576 We’re on our way to a Mel Brooks convention. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3577 They've got two new guys on our tail. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3578 Two spaceburgers please--onions, relish, catsup. Skip the fries 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3579 Yeah, the EV model isn’t out till 2023, so here we are. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3580 We got lost in city traffic, can you direct us to Hoboken??? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3581 'If we let them park a week will turn into a month... we'll never get rid of them' 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3582 We traded our ship with this junk, got some good weeds though 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3583 The guy at the dealership said the best way to go stargazing was in an RV. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3584 Those damn things are everywhere these days. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3585 Once you land on Earth, take a left. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3586 I musta made a wrong turn at Albequerque! 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3587 Hey, didn't we meet in Roswell? 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
3588 Play to win 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3589 Excuse me, where is the nearest gas station? 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3590 RV Park rates are now sky high. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3591 Regular gas is only $5.50 a gallon compared to the cost of electromagnetic propulsion. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3592 Red Alert! Aliens on the starboard! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3593 My other ride is a Probe 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3594 Sorry, we can’t hear you. Sound doesn’t travel in a vacuum. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3595 So the Pink Floyd gig is left at the next star, you say? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3596 Where is the Jupiter? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3597 Like it? We picked it up at a dealership in Roswell — on earth. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
3598 We're going glampng in the Galactic Forests. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3599 Honey, I think you took the wrong turn. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3600 aliens officers pull over suspicious vehicle from the earth. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3601 I'm putting the U in UAP! 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
3602 What? You’re really not the Good Humor truck!? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3603 gas prices are out of this world! Everyone is switching to plasma yea know" 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3604 We're low on air. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3605 OLD SCHOOL LOVE THE RETRO UFO 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3606 Roger, I told you to stop driving your Mom’s vehicle without her permission!! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3607 Betcha we get better gas mileage. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3608 We like our bubbles. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3609 We think we will blend in better with this. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3610 Take a left at Mars. If you see Jupiter, you’ve gone to far. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3611 I knew we should have turned left at Albuquerque!! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3612 We're looking for a Walmart. What about you? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3613 Do you know the way to Santa Fe? 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
3614 Thankfully they're finally moving it! It's been parked behind Venus for 300 million light-years. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3615 Sure it has more space, but the mileage is awful. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3616 You might get better mileage but we have a bathroom! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3617 Yah, but did you ever try sleeping in one of those flying saucers? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3618 These gas prices are outrageous! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3619 Area 51? Bummer. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3620 Definitely steer clear of that blue one up ahead. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3621 Ours is the more environmentally friendly 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
3622 ... and, it runs on regular! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3623 Where is the nearest charging station? 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
3624 There's lots of space in here. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3625 I think there’s a glitch in our GPS. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3626 Maybe they can tell us if Andromeda has a dump station. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3627 How many light years per gallon do you get? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3628 Don’t bring up politics, religion, or finances and you’ll be welcomed there. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3629 Gas mileage is not great but this Covid free space is out of this world. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3630 This sector is restricted to inter-space home modules less than 10 universal time fragments in age- please move to a different sector for temporal occupancy. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3631 We don't have to caravan, but text if you jump to lightspeed. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3632 Where's Jeff? He left without us! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3633 It's very roomy, but trying to find a gas station out here is a problem of galactic proportions. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3634 SOS! We forgot to bring a spare tire and a jack. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3635 Zork and I are going glamping. 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
3636 Sure, it's got a bathroom and space to move around, but it gets terrible plutonium mileage. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3637 We love our new digs ! So much cheaper than rent !! 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
3638 The mileage stinks, but there's room to probe nine 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3639 Walter? Jesse? 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
3640 We found just the right planet for our vacation. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3641 I still don’t get all the hype about van life. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
3642 Show-offs ! Ok, so you've been to Earth, big deal ! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3643 Dogs must be on leash at all times. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3644 Good luck k with that since the price of gasoline is out of this world. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3645 I imagine they get more light years distance per charge than we do. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3646 We exchanged it just for the cupholders. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3647 It’s fun to drive, but whenever we show up at a campsite, most of the humans run away screaming and the few still there keep calling us “Jesus”. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3648 Helen and I retired in January. It gives us a lot more time to travel. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3649 We rented it in Venus. It has a toilette 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3650 Mine is bigger than yours, 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3651 progressive collision... 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3652 Well, hello there. I guess you guys have been away from home quite a long time, eh? There’ve quite a few changes lately. Thanks 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3653 Mars? No problem. Stay straight, left at the Milky Way. Can’t miss it. Big red ball. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3654 How do they live in that little thing? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3655 Now thats a UFO ! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3656 How can they afford to drive that RV with today's sky high gas prices? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3657 How much is a tank of gas? Like $500 blargar 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3658 Look, Douglas, they don't even have turn signals on that thing, so we definitely have the right of way. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3659 Gotta love Waze! 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3660 Hi guys, time to switch. We’ve got a bed and bath in this thing! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3661 Nothing like the camper gives a sense of freedom! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3662 - new model? -yeah, directly from earth 🌍 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3663 We honked because you were in the slow lane. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3664 And if you hit the Sloan Great Wall you’ve gone too far 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
3665 #vanintergallacticlife 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3666 I wonder how they fit a shower in there? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
3667 Wow, those two must have gone the long way 'round Pluto! 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3668 We'll drop this off after the holidays and take the train home 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3669 Ideal for abducting humans 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3670 It does get terrible mileage but it just gives us so much room for the probings. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3671 Try holding out for a Lamborghini. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3672 Humans can never blend in ? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3673 Bigger doesn’t mean better! 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
3674 Let's ask 'em if they wanna trade... passengers, that is. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3675 Be careful. This is known to be one of the busiest intersections in the galaxy." 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3676 How many light years per gallon does yours get? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3677 Do you guys know where the next rest stop is? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3678 OMG! They DO exist! I thought it was a sham. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3679 It's a lot roomier than a saucer, and Venus has cheap gas. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3680 Come join us, this baby sleeps four. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3681 What’ll it be—Uranus or your trailer? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3682 We are going to earth uncover. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3683 55 miles per hour is very peaceful after a career in one of those saucers! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3684 [the pilot in both ships] Do you think they wanna fuck? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3685 Gas guzzlers seem to be going up too. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3686 Must be Millennials!!! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3687 We're taking the scenic route. Having a life expectancy of 900 years certainly has it's perks. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3688 don't go regular is five dollars a gallon 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3689 The campgrounds are on the earth's moon. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3690 We just fly right through customs in this thing. 1.1806 0.06356 72 64 3 5
3691 It’s just past the black hole. You can’t miss it. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3692 How many light years does it take us to go to the earth? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
3693 We”ll just head on over to the RV park & you can pick us up on Milky Way Boulevard ! 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
3694 Atleast try to assimilate, Johnny_256! 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3695 I’ve been meaning to switch to uranium because gas prices are so high. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
3696 We converted an old Earth vehicle to silent propulsion. Wait till NASA spots this. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3697 How’s parking back there? 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3698 We go camping in the Andromeda's every year 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3699 With the price of gas it's no wonder you took the RV to space. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3700 With the number of flights being canceled these days, we thought it was better to be safe than sorry. 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
3701 Take the solar system by-pass , the traffic around Mars is unearthly “ 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3702 We were cruising by 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3703 So what if it isn't as sexy? The diesel is so much cheaper than antimatter. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3704 Campgrounds full….. but we know another one, maybe 30 light years beyond Jupiter on the left. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
3705 I told you time was different up here. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3706 We crashed it in Roswell. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3707 They got the new electric model. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3708 What is it with you always staying in motels? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3709 No, I know the next stop is pretty far away. . . . and we would totally let you use it, but our black tank has been full for A WHILE. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3710 Yellowstone is closed, any suggestions. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3711 If you need an oil change, there's a Saturn Dealership up Milky Way 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3712 UFO vs RV 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3713 Nothing better than showing the kids the wide open spaces. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3714 Hmm, sounds crowded...anything off the beaten path? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3715 Did you reserve at Camp Neptune or Camp Saturn? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3716 Cool retro fit, man 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3717 We were worried about the price of gas too until we remembered the earthlings don't know we just take it anyway 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3718 You’re nearly there. Turn left at the red planet and head towards the sun. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3719 To each, your own, I suppose. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3720 Ten parsecs to the gallon? In this economy? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3721 We picked this up on earth; they are giving them away ! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3722 We're following a Tesla. Have you seen one recently? 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3723 I'd LOVE to know how many miles per gallon THEY get! 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3724 They are looking for Yellowstone. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3725 So I guess this is not what the humans meant, when they talked about a ride with lots of space... 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3726 I read that antiques are back in vogue!!! 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3727 Yeah, right below us. All over the place. Easy pickings. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3728 It only weights zero pounds zero ounces. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3729 How’s the family spacetrip going? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3730 The astronomical gas prices caused us to cancel our trip to Earth. And we were so excited to revisit Roswell! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3731 It’s 3052 and they’re still holding out on going electric 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3732 It came with a 'Pine-Scented Dingo Ball' which made us ill. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
3733 It was a steal at 36.9 billion kringols but it has no bidet. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
3734 Can you give us a lift to the next galaxy? 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
3735 We found you! But forget that hole—we BROUGHT lunch! 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
3736 There's plenty of room to crash. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3737 That is Just TOO 20th Century! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3738 What kind of mileage does that thing get out here? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3739 Gas prices on Earth are crazy. Try another destination! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3740 You always space out when it's your turn to drive. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3741 We were heading for Andromeda but now, with the price of gas, we're just gonna tool around the Milky Way. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
3742 I told you gas prices were astronomical! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3743 Wow Jesse,this new type of meth is really good! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3744 The "Area 51 or Bust" bumpersticker is a nice touch! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3745 What this "junky box" lacks in speed is more than made up for by its very spacious bathroom. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3746 Winnebagos boldly go where no Earth vehicle has gone before. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3747 Can we pleeeeease play with cars a little longer before dinner? 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3748 It’s called an RV. It’s the only way to get around the planets. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3749 Yes, we picked it up in Yellowstone. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3750 Look, is the kids checking on us again. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3751 They must be extraterrestrials 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
3752 Ditch the camper. Gas prices are way too high right now. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3753 Change the ride you will get noticed! 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3754 They wanted to study it 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
3755 Yellowstone is closed, so we are going to Titan! 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3756 We really should have upgraded to the model with the bed and bath. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
3757 Good luck sleeping on the ground! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3758 But how much is gas out there? 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3759 Did you check anything off your bucket list? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3760 It just has to pass the emissions test. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3761 Hate space rations - We have a full kitchen and no more hiding behind comets to - you know. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3762 I bet they get incredible gas mileage. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3763 It gets a respectable 34 light-years per gallon. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3764 Never wanted one. The mileage is horrible. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3765 When you said Retro, we thought you meant rocket! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3766 If they ain’t wavin’, I ain’t wavin’. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3767 What did I tell you about who has the right-of-way? 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
3768 If we take a right, when will we hit the milkyway? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3769 Just straight ahead. Your great, great, grand children will arrive in 89 light years. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3770 Nice ride. But we’re using points to stay at the Mariott. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3771 Say, how many light years do you get on that thing? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3772 Ours is much more spacious. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3773 To Earth. Where are you headed? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3774 The gas mileage is bad but we wanted more space. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3775 I've always wanted to travel the galaxy in one of those 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3776 Can you point us to the nearest KOA campground? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3777 It's True! The space force is up and running 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3778 We just came back from a place called earth, its not worth the trip. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
3779 How can you afford it at $5.00 a gallon? 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3780 You take your first right after Walgreens, the next left at Walmart, and the Home Depot will be right there behind the Five Guys. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
3781 Oh, we love it! We can stay anywhere! 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3782 Excuse me -- do you know if there's a planet nearby with WiFi and a sewer hookup? 1.1776 0.03712 107 88 19 0
3783 Mel who? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3784 Make a left at the one billionth, four hundred and eleven millionth, three hundred and sixty-two thousandth, six hundred and seventy-second star, and then it’s right on your left, you can’t miss it. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3785 Okay, blindly following the satellite doesn't work. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3786 Final frontier? We will if we can’t find the campground! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3787 Can you show us how to get to Area 51? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3788 That's interesting! Gas would be a lot cheaper. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3789 Yes, there is one little planet in the area you should definitely check out. It’s called ‘Earth’. Great for sightseeing, but the locals will expect you to do butt stuff 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3790 Which way to the Grand Canyon? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3791 You may laugh, but it makes traveling much more comfortable. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3792 Remember that planet killing asteroid you passed. Hope you have vacation insurance. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
3793 He just ran a stop sign. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3794 We’re joining the #vanlife movement 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3795 Excuse me, how many parsecs is it until the next rest stop? 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
3796 What’s the light-years-per-gallon on that thing?” 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3797 UFRV 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3798 I don't care what gas prices are. We should have upgraded to include flying toilets. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3799 Wow! THEIR planet has such cool vehicles! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3800 You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3801 Wow. Lots of traffic today. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3802 You said you were going to a funeral this weekend! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3803 Hippies - driving around all crazy in that huge RV!" "Old folks - can't see, can't hear, but still driving. How do they get in and out of that tiny thing! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3804 Who’s got right of way in a cosmos without absolute time and space? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3805 ‘Your gas mileage is better” 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3806 Bought it during the pandemic… 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3807 I guess he didn't see the stop sign 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3808 Finding parking is always a hassle. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3809 Do either of you know of a good RV park nearby? We need to pump out our holding tank. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3810 Look, it's one of those new earth trash conversions. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3811 Me and Xzeltec are vacationing on Zalo 3 to watch the solar flares. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3812 Where can we get a cheap tank of gas around here? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3813 The space vans were half off, the deal was so out of this world we couldn't miss out on it. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3814 You get how many light-years to the gallon?!!! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3815 Might want to fly under boarder patrol. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3816 Do you know if it's free to park here on Sundays? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3817 It’s no pyramids, but you should check out the cup holders. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3818 Sure it looks out of this world, but the gas mileage is terrible 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3819 The running cost is astronomical. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3820 Shitter's full 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3821 Do y'all know where the closest gas station is? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3822 Our classic RV has them green with envy. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3823 We're accepting donations for gas. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3824 I bet those guys in the camper are paying sky high gas prices. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3825 It runs off Meth-ane dudeeee 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3826 Thanks. It's a new technology called the combustion engine 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3827 Look, they barely have any leg room! 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3828 You have to see the Grand Canyon! 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
3829 Off-planet accommodations have just gotten too expensive. So, we took the plunge and bought this Model Q intergalactic RV. It's so liberating! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3830 Have you seen a MAGA convoy go by? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3831 The GPS stopped working before we left orbit, but he wouldn't spring for the long term warranty. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3832 After commuting for 500 light-years, we sold our condo on Ceres and hit the road. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3833 Greetings, we never met anyone from Earth before 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3834 Fancy meeting you guys out here. Want a Lyft? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3835 Wow - first Tesla and now Winnebago 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3836 Now that's an RV. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3837 Did you guys happen to pass a Tesla convertible? 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3838 This can do the Kessel Run in 11 parsecs. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3839 It gets light-years to the gallon. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3840 Now that the kids are grown, we decided to do a cross galaxy vacation. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3841 Your right kids, the transition off fossil fuels is taking far too long. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3842 They are in the wrong lane. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3843 The Galactic Government really is starting to increase the pressure on us buying one of those fangled space-friendly vehicles, but it’s way too expensive! 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3844 I've got a bad back, so we needed something bigger. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3845 Even in zero gravity, the fuel prices are just killing us. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3846 Sure, the gas costs a lot, but the air miles are worth it. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3847 The mileage is terrible but it’s roomier. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3848 Pardon me, where is the nearest planet with a restroom? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3849 We don’t like to be far from home. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3850 On our way to the Grand Canyon and think we will fly incognito this way 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3851 Heads up, the price of gas down there is out of this world. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3852 This? Just a warning to all ETs to stay away from Madman Mike's Used car lot, and a certain fast-talking used car salesman who works there. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3853 We figured after we zap the earthlings we might as well go check out Yosemite. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3854 Yeah we decided to nomad, now that we’re doing abduction onboarding remotely. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3855 It’s very roomy, which helps us with this recent increase in demand for anal probes. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3856 Yes the extra space is great. But it’s really hard to find parking… 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3857 Earth has really great all terrain vehicles. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3858 You guys know where the lake is? Karl here obviously doesn't know how to read a f--king map 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3859 Can you imagine being young and in your thousands these days, rather than living the retired RV life? 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3860 We just can’t get away from them! 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3861 Who needs light speed travel when you have a mini fridge? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3862 Are coming with us or not. We're going camping! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3863 You guys need to use the John? 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3864 We only have some sno-cones left. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3865 Oh, Earth? We were there last year. Surprised to hear it’s still open. Badly in need of a remodel, if you ask us! 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3866 No self driving vehicles in spaces yet! 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3867 You know Alli Those throw back model’s aren’t so bad You think they ate dinner yet 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3868 We found it at a gas station. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
3869 Road Trip! 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
3870 It’s the new EV model. The only problem is finding a charging station. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3871 Wow! Where did those dudes get such a sweet ride?? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3872 I hear it's terrible on fuel. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3873 Some alien couples are destroying the solar system with their gas guzzlers. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3874 Love the room, hate the mileage. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3875 CAN YOU TELL US -- oh, I don't know why I bother. We have no lips to read. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3876 Oh, look, Honey. It’s the Johnsons in their vintage camper! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3877 And here I thought gas prices were astronomical on Earth! 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3878 He's says our death beam has been oscillating for the last 200,000 glockmorks. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3879 We've been going around in...? You've been going around in circles! 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3880 Well, we tried! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3881 Milky way to the left, Mars bar to the right, but the Galaxy? We just ate the last one. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3882 Floods, drought, fires ... this was the only place left for recreation. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3883 You won't believe your trade in value. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3884 We were test driving a new saucer, but somehow we got in a time warp. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3885 KOAs are all full! Where is next planet? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3886 We couldn’t get a reservation at Yosemite. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3887 It’s practical, but only gets five light years to the gallon. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3888 Hmmm ...U. F. Winnebag-O? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3889 Turn left at Albuquerque." 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3890 Do you know where the nearest dump station is? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3891 The emperor heard you have that good blue meth… 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3892 No. I said it ALWAYS snows in space. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3893 Well, this is embarrassing. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3894 Ah! So THIS is what earthlings mean by creature comfort 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
3895 No, their ARMY! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3896 You'd have thought there was plenty of space for two vehicles. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3897 We asked for cargo space. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3898 What is the nearest EV hook-up? 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
3899 Here come the Jetsons! 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3900 You get more mileage on an IFO. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3901 Keep an eye out for the Americans. Luckily, they don't stay very long. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3902 You said this was going to be a short trip. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3903 We got a stellar deal on a trade -in 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3904 You might as well turn around. Yellowstone is closed because of flooding. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3905 We’ve been planning this voyage for years and finally got around to doing it. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3906 Hey, share the infinite expanse of space! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3907 Not too bad. We get about 14 light-years to a full tank of ions. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3908 Off to NYC? Don't worry. You'll make it there. And if you land in jail we'll pick up your mail. Have fun, fun, fun in "Fun City"! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3909 We are making the most of zero gravity. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3910 It has every luxury, and you don't have to pedal quite so fast..... 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3911 RVs are so 21st century. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3912 Only 2.6 light years to "Wall Drug" 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
3913 We haven't been there but it's on our list! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
3914 Toot toot, hey, beep beep! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3915 Sports cars are fine for kids. But at our age when you gotta poop 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3916 Excuse me. Would you know how to get to to Talladega? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3917 You guys know the way back to the Interstellarstate? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3918 Of course the gas prices are killing us, but it's so darn roomy. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3919 If you'd asked for directions in the first place, we wouldn't be stuck up here. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3920 Cool, isn't it? It was a Memorial Day special at Phil's Auto-&-Camper! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3921 Of course we realize hybrid technology is ancient history. But RVing is still totally cool! Sir. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3922 With their supply chain issues, you wouldn't believe what we got for our old saucer on a trade-in. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3923 Wonder how many light years per gallon that thing gets? 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3924 Earthlings are having a recession, so you can get a great deal now. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3925 So many tourists, you can skip Wisconsin Dells. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3926 I heard the mileage is a killer in those things. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3927 Hi, Mom, Hi, Dad, where you going? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3928 Mileage isn’t great but you see more stars… 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3929 Go to the next star and turn left, the campground is about a million miles due east 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3930 You've got to got to earth! We picked this up for nothing and they have this thing called weed you have to try! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3931 Let’s hope they at least have the sense to pass us on the left. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3932 Traded for it in New Mexico 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3933 Some of their land crawlers have more home comforts than our saucers, and they're not hard to convert 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3934 I'm sorry. We don't have any insurance to pay for the dent. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3935 It gets poor mileage—we're circling back. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3936 We got a sweet deal, but had to make a trade. Watch the news for, "There is alien life." and that's where you will find Gogg. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3937 Space ship Captain: “The aerodynamics of the Earth Vehicle don’t look very good? First Officer: “Sir, we’re in outer space. THERE IS NO ATMOSPHERE! So aerodynamics don’t apply! “ 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3938 Our GPS doesn't seem to work in this sector.Would you please guide us to the satellite parking zone? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3939 We’ve got grand kids 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3940 What if nobody blinks first? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3941 Get a horse! 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
3942 Ugh, trailer home. There goes the neighborhood 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3943 Your mom called, you need to phone home. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3944 We love retirement. 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
3945 We got tired of abducting people. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3946 I wish ours ran on human blood. So much cheaper. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
3947 This isn't a piece of space junk. And besides, I'm not about to waste of full tank of gas! 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
3948 Ignore them; they have been corrupted by the Earthlings! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3949 We're looking for the Vegan food truck. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3950 If you complain about the gas prices you probably can’t afford the RV 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3951 I think we are lost. We were told to go rush to a mountain for more? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3952 That was before learner's permits. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3953 The Smiths envy the Jones's sports car chic, while the Jones's are nostalgic about the Smiths roomy retro. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3954 I mean,I guess I get it,but aren’t the wheels a bit much? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3955 So it’s another fifty light-years to the next rest stop. You still can’t use our bathroom. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3956 And to think that we could have been traveling with our mini bar! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3957 Any idea where the nearest dump station is? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3958 Is that the grays from down the street ? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
3959 They must be newlyweds, they’re in a bubble , and we are clearly in a different orbit.” 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3960 Glip trob blorp, hapk foob luplup! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3961 Oh crap... I called in sick this week. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3962 Just leaving....Just coming back. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3963 Look darling, there is a vintage on the milky way 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3964 Aren't they old-fashioned. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3965 Wow that thing gets only 6 gallons per lightyeat 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3966 You better download "Gas Buddy" before you leave the galaxy 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3967 I know you wanted a convertible, but an RV is way more practical for our needs. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3968 Must be one of those pop-ups. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3969 True but the mileage is much better up here and we don't have to clean dead bugs out of the grill 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3970 Can you direct us to the nearest Taco Bell? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3971 Ugh, city slickers. This is a close encounter of the worst kind. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3972 Take the next wormhole and it's on your right. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3973 Can you direct us to the nearest waste disposal site? 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3974 They say 'in space no one can hear you scream,' but you should have heard Kroik-Lem here when he found an Andromeda spider in his sleeping capsule. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3975 I missed the turn-off for the LIE. Is your GPS working? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3976 The gas bills are killing us but we make up for it by saving on hotels. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3977 Imagine having to travel the universe in that 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3978 But, it does have a shower. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3979 We're just out for a test hyperdrive. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3980 John, Jill-Great to see you--You found rides at Area 51. Got Pizza? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3981 It looks klunky, but they have a shower and bed. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3982 Where Winnebago has gone before. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3983 Yeah, we picked it up on earth from some guy named Musk. Just traded him a couple of interstellar anti/gravitational magnets. Runs good! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3984 Finally 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3985 If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3986 Just hold up three tentacles for third rock from the sun. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3987 it's called the Musk Mobile 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3988 Cashed in our Frequent Flier Light Years! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3989 Finally! Helicopter parents see eye-to-eye with runaway brats. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3990 Oh, I’d say about 30 Parsecs/gallon. 1.1702 0.05160 94 83 6 5
3991 It’s a little clunky, but it gets great gas mileage. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3992 Yeah, were taking a tour of the universe, so we traded in our saucer for something more roomy. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3993 How many light years to the nearest powering station? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3994 This isn't the 'Space Jam' I had in mind 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3995 Can you point us to the cheapest gas station? 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3996 Do you suppose that they know a way to get back to earth without burning up? 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3997 Are you guys twins too? 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
3998 Meet you on Mars! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3999 We drive from Walmart to Walmart. Henry plays his guitar and sings about Mike Lindell and Admiralty Law, and I blow truckers until I get enough cash for a bottle of Wild Turkey. Then we get shitface drunk. It's pretty tight. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
4000 Bleep bloop (aliens don't speak English and I don't understand their language well enough to translate) 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
4001 Two Philly cheese steaks and Jupiter smoothies 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
4002 It gets better mileage than you'd expect. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
4003 I have heard of a parallel universe, But an RV? Really?! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4004 Picked this one up from Earth where to next 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
4005 I guess we aren’t the only ones traveling to Earth this summer for the fireworks show 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4006 Weightless with gas. Weightless without. Decisions. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
4007 Ask them how far we are from Outer Space. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
4008 It tops out around 0.0000001c 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
4009 Our ship crashed, so some guy named Musk gave us this. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4010 Hi, we're from Dorcus, wanna stop by for some BBQed humans and a couple hands of pinochle? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4011 It’s comfortable, but the mileage sucks. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4012 Have you come across any civilizations with a Walmart lately ? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4013 Did that nice woman in Roswell give you sandwiches again? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4014 We picked it up in Earth. The Yelp reviews were right, not worth the day trip. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4015 You don't have enough room, geta Mini Winnie 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4016 We camped in New Jersey. Fuhgeddaboudit it. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4017 Buddy, fuel prices are out of this world, everywhere. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4018 No wonder the mail is late. DeJoy says they go everywhere,man! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4019 It saves on hotels but the gas mileage is killing us. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4020 Sure, the hyperdrive is an older generation, but you really can't beat the roomy interior. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4021 No, earth isn't recommended these days. You can't have sex there anymore because the leaders will force you to bear young. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4022 Supermassive black hole? You can’t miss it! 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4023 You'd be surprised, we've met a lot of the people from the campgrounds before. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4024 What on earth are they driving?!” 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
4025 Come on over it’s spacious 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4026 It's a hybrid 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4027 I know, but we couldn't afford the gas. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4028 Sorry, we don't use em, converted it to a closet. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4029 Yeah, we should have opted for the Galactic Positioning System. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4030 Helloooooo!!!! Welcome to California! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4031 Do you think they know the way to Burning Moon? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4032 We never travel without our dogs. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4033 I won't tell mom, dad, if you don't tell her we took the van 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4034 Does it have a restroom? We have to pee. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4035 It gets about 12 light years per centrifuge. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4036 Hope they bought the extended warranty. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4037 We knew it was just a matter of time. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4038 We''ll have to cite you for failing to signal that last turn. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4039 Do you think we should downsize? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4040 You can sleep in it between planets. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4041 This neighborhood is really star studded. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4042 Yes, parts of Yellowstone are still closed. But you can still see Old Faithful. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4043 I don't rate these new saucers much. They're a bit boxy." 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4044 Electric or Hybrid? 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4045 Well cousin, you might have faster than light drive, but we have soft beds, a kitchen and a shower. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
4046 Have you seen Ms. Frizzle 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
4047 Had to trade in the saucer - needed more room for the kids, you know how it goes. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4048 What it loses in gas mileage, it more than makes up for in room for examinations and probes. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4049 How did you get that? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4050 It takes seventeen billion gallons per light year. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4051 « This is the fully electric model! » 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4052 Where is your spaceship licences ? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4053 Sure it's comfortable, but it's such a plutonium guzzler. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
4054 You might want to try Venus. They have some excellent spas there. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4055 So that’s the new Model! 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
4056 What a cool retro design! 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
4057 ETRV? WTF? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4058 Wow,don’t they look funny? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4059 Well, we're still on route 66. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4060 Do you know how to get to the redneck trailer park? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4061 We wanted to bring the kids along. 1.1683 0.03741 101 84 17 0
4062 Fancy meeting you here!!! 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
4063 Have you got any charcoal? 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
4064 We’re looking for seasonal work at the new Amazon Galaxy warehouse. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
4065 Sure, it's fun, but it gets terrible plutonium mileage. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
4066 What’s your MPG? 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
4067 We only wish it got more light years per gallon. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
4068 Where’s the K.O.A. Campground? 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4069 These out-of-galaxy plates are drawing a crowd. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4070 You take a hard left at Saturn and then you can't miss it. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4071 Can you tell us where Dunkin Donuts is? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4072 It was a great trade. The car dealer also threw in the Brooklyn Bridge. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
4073 Those little electric jobs go nowhere anyone has gone before. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4074 The Grand Canyon was awesome, but Area 51 isn't worth the trip. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4075 Sure it's roomy. But terrible on gas 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4076 Sewage hookup is at the third planet. Make a right at Venus, if you get to the red planet you’ve gone too far. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4077 Ours has this thing called a toilet, what does yours have? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4078 Very cool! Does it have a bathroom we can use? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4079 We thought ET was with you!!!! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4080 Would you be interested in carpooling? Our old carpool... dunno... something about 'ozone' ... 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4081 I'm impressed with their improved gas mileage. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
4082 Sure you can but you have to promise to flush. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4083 Apparently someone thinks they are special just because they are an extraterrestrial 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
4084 You never heard of 'Spaceballs?' 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
4085 You can drive a stick shift? Wow, those things are alien to me... 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4086 I told you to take it right. But no you had to do it your way. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4087 Did you miss the turn at The Milky Way! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4088 There's a diner 2 exits back- the blintzes are like home 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4089 Hi,.. We’re looking for the Big Bang… 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4090 We just got tired of waiting for the Earthlings to make a sequel to "Spaceballs." 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
4091 Want to use our full bathroom, 4-burner stove, or king-size bed? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4092 Is there an SUV park nearby that takes crypto? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4093 OK,,,I guess we should warn them about beaming up RVs bigger than your saucer,, 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
4094 I, m bringing back Elvis and DB Cooper as a good will gesture! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4095 We’re looking for a Jellystone Park. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
4096 Sorry for Speeding 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4097 'Excuse me, is there camping SPACE anywhere?' 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4098 What's the shortest way to alpha centauri? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4099 RVgo home 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4100 We’re the Millers. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4101 ...and then hang a left at Alpha Centauri. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4102 So you did try time travel reverse! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4103 Is any space left in the parking lot? 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
4104 Looks like they didn’t get the message saying the first rule to looking like you fit in is to arrive by gas-guzzler. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4105 …and it’s soo perfect for this vacation light year: the galaxy less traveled … 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
4106 On second thought,we want to switch back. Do you KNOW what fossil fuels cost? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4107 It's not very fuel efficient, but so spacious! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4108 Yeah but, you don't have granite counter tops. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4109 We hotwired it. Isn’t it awesome?! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4110 So much for leaving our kids behind. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4111 Looking for a comedy recommendation? Hmmmm. Consider spending a few months on Earth, three light years to the left, if you hurry, you can get there before the next election. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4112 We’re not ready for an EV. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4113 The traffic around here is getting out of control. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4114 The mileage is lightyears better than our last one. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4115 We had to trade ours when we had the kids. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
4116 We're really enjoying traveling at our own pace in retirement! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
4117 If you can get a porta potty in there, I’m good! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4118 Look we can be in two different places at the same time. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4119 Bathroom? We passed one just a few light years ago! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4120 Yeah, Spaceballs fans." 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
4121 My 5g network started glitching as soon as I left earth, what is your plan? 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
4122 It may look funny, but it made the Kessel Run in less than eleven parsecs. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
4123 See you next year - we decided to drive. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
4124 Spaceship "oh look honey it's our neighbors" Rv" we just came back from our trip from earth, gotta say best prices in the galaxy " 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
4125 Yes, power steering and blue tooth -- how about you? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
4126 Are they more advance than Us? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4127 That there, Clark? That’s an ET. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4128 I think we drove past the trailer park 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4129 We've heard that black holes are good for getting rid of that kind of thing - there's one just the other side of the nebula you just passed 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4130 Black holes? Are you sure it’s not the Black Hills? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4131 Yeah, but the humans just run right in! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4132 Are we in their space or they in ours ? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4133 We can't even find Hunter Biden's laptop in the Twilight Zone. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4134 No gravity! Look at all the money we’re saving on gas! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4135 Did you use the GPS to get here? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4136 we decided we liked the RV more than glamping 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4137 There's parking at Walmart! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4138 Earth had way too many traffic jams. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4139 You can use the carpool lane. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4140 We need Triple Alien. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4141 Remind those old fogeys they still have their signal on. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4142 We saw the price of gasoline at planet Earth and kept driving. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4143 Never wanted one. The mileage is horrible and delivery takes light years. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4144 Do you know the way to Winnebago? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4145 Walmart? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4146 I traded a unit of Element 218 for this, with some guy named Bob Lazar. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4147 When I said space, I didn't mean that kind of space 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4148 That one is so old-school 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4149 The accommodations are questionable and the management is clueless. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4150 Screw management! I liked working from home. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4151 Can you direct us to the nearest Walmart? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4152 We need to gas up. What’s a gallon going for on Planet Earth this week? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4153 Why's everyone staring at us? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4154 See, they have all the creature comforts ! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4155 Dude, it’s all good. We’re going to California. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4156 I guess you can't give us directions to the nearest rest stop. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
4157 Have you heard of Breaking Bad? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4158 I don’t care where you dump your waste, but lemme get at least a few light years away first!” 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4159 Griswold's Space Vacation 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4160 What a strange way they travel! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4161 Hey gas prices are out of this world,right? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4162 Funnily enough, we DO have a cuisinart on this thing. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4163 It’s comfortable but gets terrible parsecs to the gallon. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4164 Hertz, Alamo, National were all out of saucersm 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4165 Where's a good place to park? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4166 This is how they travel on Earth! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4167 I bought the porta-potties. Did you bring the tent? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4168 Hey look--there's Winnebago Man! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4169 They obviously don't have the same perks we do. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4170 Yeah we’re with the galactic empirical patrol, we’ve been getting noise complaints that y’all are porkin’ way too loud in there. We can hear you from 2 lightfolds away. Either keep it down or we’ll be forced to feed you to space mammoths! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4171 Can you tell us how to get to the Kuiper Belt. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4172 Mileage must be poor 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4173 We needed space for the kids, but we really miss the speed and maneuverability of your model. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4174 Time travel. Sounds sexy, right? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4175 We're looking for a place with a sewage dump. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4176 What kind of gas mileage does that thing get? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4177 Yeah, the housing market is crazy out here too so we’re doing the van life thing. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4178 We found gas for less than $5/gallon over in the Xprzig system! 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
4179 We are going on a space trip! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
4180 We got it upgraded on earth. Slingshot around mars and just look for the blue ball 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
4181 We should have switched to an anti-gravitational spacecraft before Earth's gas prices rose this much! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
4182 We picked it up in Area 51. Humans thanked us for stealing it. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
4183 I see you’re still driving that gas guzzler even after it failed its emissions test. 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
4184 That junk don't float my boat. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4185 I hope you got one whale of a trade-in for that saucer. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4186 Look out Barf, here come the Breaking Bad jokes. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
4187 These gas prices are killing us. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4188 We're just dropping down to empty the septic system. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
4189 The earthlings have abandoned their mobile homes due to stratospheric gas prices. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4190 Since you have no vending permit, we're going to have to ask you to leave the area. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
4191 I know, I know…. But the hotel sheets are always so gross…. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4192 I bought it from Mel Brooks." 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4193 You may save on hotels, but with the price of Gas, we've gotcha beat on mileage. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4194 We just came from there! Gas is super-high. Sure you want to abduct in Maine? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4195 Let's send them a subscription to Consumers' Reports 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4196 Going to Roswell for a vaycay 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4197 Gas prices are literally out of this world. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
4198 Turns out gas is a bit … expensive. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4199 We heard Trump needed our help. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4200 The retro vehicle theme is cool. But they could have found a more convenient spot for the reunion. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
4201 Sure, they get better mileage. But good luck finding a rest room. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4202 There's room for the kids, and it only has 7 parsecs on it. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4203 We're looking for a nice rv park with a view. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4204 Ours us in the shop in Roswell; unlimited mileage rental ! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4205 Kiss my axel kids. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4206 These gas prices are actually out of this world... 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
4207 Do I make a left or a right at the fork? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4208 Best part - you’ll never need to phone home ever again 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
4209 "Is there a Walmart nearby where we can park this thing overnight? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4210 Time to go back. The Joni Mitchell CDs did not come with the rental. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4211 One hundred light-years to the next KOA. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4212 Only 8 parsecs to a gallon, but the bed is super comfy”. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4213 THATS GOT THE U.S. ALL OVER IT, PULL THE BASTARDS OVER 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4214 Have you seen ET? 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
4215 How many light years per gallon you get in that thing? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4216 I told you the Joneses got the luxury model! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4217 It’s a little boxy, but it’s got great space inside. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4218 He's afraid of glass domes. 's fear. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4219 Where do they sleep in that thing? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4220 We need a plug in for the probe. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4221 Helium prices have dropped 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4222 We're just going to stay up here till the price of gas goes down. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4223 We’re working remote while traveling, so we just needed more space 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4224 You know what they say, "RV'ing is a dish best served cold." 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4225 Got an upgrade at Area 51 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
4226 Hey, did you bring the Bud-Light? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4227 Merry Christmas! Proflagulator was full! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4228 Couple 1: You want believe what we saw on vacation. Couple 2: You want believe what we saw on vacation. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4229 I'll show you where that black hole is if you tell me where I can dump my gray water. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4230 No, sorry, we don't have any Grey Poupon. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4231 This whole fossil fuel thing just goes to show how truly primitive Earthlings really are. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
4232 Our final trip in this thing. The fuel is getting too expensive. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4233 Gas is expensive but there's a bathroom. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4234 I understand you've been trying to fit in, but in space it's really important to ask directions! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4235 It seems they have decided that the bulky and slow human type of transportation suits their style. Some of our people are weird. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4236 CAN YOU DIRECT US TO THE NEAREST ASTEROID CAMPGROUND? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4237 We missed the turn at Alpha Centauri. 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
4238 It's an Rrrrrrr Veeeee! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
4239 It's not great on the miles but much more comfortable on the intergalactic trips. We remodeled with a new kitchenette, a folding dinette/work desk, and the bedroom has a big screen with a satellite TV. 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
4240 Turn right at Mars, campground only 50million miles more 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4241 Do you know where I can find Donald Trump? I'm applying to be an "Alien in America". 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4242 To be fair, they did say that the Rocky Road was out of this world. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
4243 We got the idea from Elon Musk 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
4244 It is a truck but also works as a space craft too. 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
4245 I didn't know they had retired. 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
4246 With gas prices, housing costs and congestion pricing it seemed like the black hole was already here. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
4247 Our GPS said to turn right at Jupiter. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
4248 Kids, I told you to observe, not to go down and steal an RV. 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
4249 Merry Christmas! Sh*tter was full! 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
4250 Where's the bathroom in that thing? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4251 If you want street tacos, that truck is only 1 light year ahead. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4252 Wow,you guys going back a few Millenia? Nice retrofit. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4253 I told you we should have gotten one of those last year. Look art all the room---I bet they even have a King size bed in there. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4254 Theirs is so much smaller! Where do they sleep? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4255 They're camofloging themselves as us and we as them. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
4256 Did you happen to see the turnout for the rest area? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4257 Got the blue meth? Tuco sent us. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4258 You guys happen to know the way to Area 51" 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4259 Hey, you guys, no boondocking in space. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4260 Is it an electric car? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4261 The kids were supposed to be at a Save The Milky Way Rally today! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4262 Snowbirds. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4263 It’s not as bad as you might think. 26 meters-per-second-delta-V per gallon. 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
4264 No more bathroom detours! 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
4265 We bought it after reading *To Stuff the Olives* by Topsy Gregory. 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
4266 Can you tell us are there any gas stations left? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4267 Reroute, tailgating is starting early. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4268 Their leader gave us a great deal for our trade-in, but the fuel cost per parsec is murder. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4269 You took your time getting here. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4270 Yeah, don't bother stopping at that third planet. Infrastructure is terrible. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4271 This is nothing - there's a dummy coming up behind me in a Tesla 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4272 It gets great mileage. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4273 The Grand Canyon? I think you missed your turn a while back. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4274 I’ve heard of ET… but not RV! ? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4275 Would you like us to call the Triple A - Alien Automobile Association? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4276 Don’t drink and drive! Smoke weed and fly. Or, make a shortcut to singularity 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4277 I think I see a parking spot coming into orbit. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4278 Pardon,would you happen to have any Gray Poupon? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4279 Wow! Think of the price to fill that guy's gas tank. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4280 We invade carpool lanes. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4281 We got it for weekends that we aren't invading! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4282 I swear, this isn’t what it looks like! We’re environmentalists…really! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4283 Love your retro spaceship. How many galaxies per fill up do you get? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
4284 What do you mean "there is no parking left in Area 51"? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
4285 A lot of room - but terrible on gas. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4286 EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU TELL US WHERE UR/NUS IS? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4287 Steer clear of Earth this year. Great machines, but five dollars a gallon. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4288 We're glamping! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4289 Taking a stellar vacation. Venus has plenty of fuel. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4290 I'm sorry sir, your drive train is only covered up to one hundred thousand orbits. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4291 Did you order a Space Burger? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4292 We’re not sure where it came from, but that blue stuff in the back sure hits the spot. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4293 Oh, it’s about 2,000 light years to the nearest gas station. In a town call Earth. On the left; can’t miss it! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4294 It's about three parsecs past Alpha Centauri. You can't miss it. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
4295 How many light years per gallon? Don't ask! 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
4296 It's no wonder you're lost if you can't remember you can go up and down in space. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
4297 1. Comfortable sure. But even Musk couldn't land that thing. 2. Yeah, but the milage is terrible and reentry's a beee-atch. 3. At least up here there's always a passing lane. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
4298 Well, yeah, but it's super clean, and less than a hundred-thousand miles! 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
4299 Don't laugh, this gives "space" travel a new dimension. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4300 Didn't we see you at the Venus campground? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
4301 ...so much more room for the kids! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4302 Yeah, we traded in the saucer after X'oron retired. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4303 Was that sativa or indica? 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
4304 May the Schwartz be with you. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4305 Do you guys know where he closest planet with hydrocarbons is? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4306 I told you, I’m flooring it! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4307 That must be a proton burner. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
4308 Turn right at Saturn. You can't miss it. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4309 How much do you pay per gallon? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4310 I'm glad we didn't go with the compact model. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
4311 It's cute but can we tow it behind the buggy? 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
4312 Hey, you are driving the wrong way! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4313 Are there any asteroids with hookups near here? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4314 We couldn't afford the Airstream. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4315 Hey, we have the right of way! The Milky Way. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4316 Take me to your dealer.” Haha like the posters, get it? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4317 We don't recommend the Howard Johnson. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4318 We are a bit lost . The creepy guy at the gas station told us to take a left onto Route 66 , then after 20 minutes turn right and follow the signs to the Bermuda Triangle . Can you please tell us how to get back to Oklahoma City Mark Prevezer-londo 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4319 Honey,you are light years away from driving this RV ever again. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4320 Turn left at the large asteroid which is north of the exoplanet and follow us past the red giant to the campground. Seatbelts?! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4321 your vehicle is not in compliance with the "Aerodynamically Correct Statute". 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4322 They must have finally retired 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4323 Are they lost or we lost? 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
4324 Boy,we really should've listened to Google Maps about the traffic,honey. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4325 Sure, it’s cool looking but there’s no room for a good old-fashioned anal probe. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4326 Yeah, the cost of fuel is outrageous, but there's lots more room and it smells like bacon and eggs. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4327 Neptune was a dud, but the big ball of twine on Earth was awesome. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4328 Space Truckin'! Rock on Deep Purple! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4329 How many miles per gallon do you get on your vehicle? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4330 What kind of alien vehicle did you bring out here? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4331 No intelligent life down there except for the guy who came up with onboard bathrooms. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4332 You’re lucky you got an EV- I can’t believe the price of gas nowadays. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4333 It’s roomier than a saucer, but the gas prices are killing us. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4334 Huh, that's some high tech you've got there. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4335 Send a camera crew to Earth; things are heating up.... 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4336 Looks like the Wilsons bought into the covid RV craze 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4337 The Human who sold the van told us we can make it jump to 90 mph 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4338 We finally bought this second-hand thing to enjoy our retirement 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4339 So, how many MPG do you get in that vehicle? 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
4340 Hey, where'd you score the cool retro van? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4341 Don’t stare, sweetie. Some people have the vintage model. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
4342 Look Mom, an Aries. Let's ask if they have a Canis Minor! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4343 Ungainly but roomy. Do you have beds in that saucer? Kitchen sink? Bathroom? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4344 Have you seen a campground around here anywhere? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4345 It’s how much per gallon there? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4346 The Space Force has left the Stratosphere wide open so we've loaded this bad boy up to the brim with fentanyl. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4347 First time to Milky Way? If you visit Earth, don’t say take me to your leader. They took us to a human-orangutan hybrid who was kicked out of the circus for wearing too much orange makeup & orange wig. Also, for trying to burn down the entire tent. 1.1585 0.05615 82 74 3 5
4348 Now that we retired, we can't find gas anywhere for under $5.00. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4349 Turns out this vehicle is more expensive to travel in than our spaceships. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4350 Police checkpoint ahead mate 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4351 - Maybe the GPS you bought on the subway is not 100% accurate, Rupert... 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4352 Aliens, bitch! So dope, Mr. White! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4353 Where do we dump the trailer trash? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4354 Say, you're not related to Elon Musk are you? 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
4355 We're stopping ahead at star 203 for hot dogs and s'mores; want to join us? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4356 I'd rather drive a sports car and sleep in a comfy hotel. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4357 We with the more spacious option. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4358 We're headed to observe Floridians. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4359 Our UFO package also includes unlimited mileage. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4360 Any trailer park around here? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4361 For leisure, they recommended an identified flying object. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4362 And then he said: “Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!” 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4363 Will they let us flush the brown tank there? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4364 I guess that's one way to beat the high gas prices 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4365 Wow! What's the mileage per planet on that thing ? 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
4366 The only dump station we know of around here is about halfway between Venus and Mars. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4367 Got it. Straight ahead for 2 lightyears,turn left at the red dwarf and the KOA will be on my right. 1.1579 0.03430 114 96 18 0
4368 How many light-years per mega-joule does that thing get? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4369 Excuse me New Mexico Winnie, but, we're looking for some "Blue Magic, Blue Sky, Blue Light?" _____ Ah, sorry to say that, "All the K Marts have closed forever." 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4370 Watch out for the traffic cop, he’s dynamite. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4371 Just take a left at the asteroid belt and keep going straight. You can't miss it. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4372 Hey, what's your gas mileage like? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4373 They aren’t normal..all the more reasons to hang out with them!! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4374 Earthlings use gasoline to power these things, so they’re basically giving them away! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4375 Take me to your leader, take me to your schmeader. From now on, we're glamping. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4376 Oh, man. Are you lost! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4377 At least we don't need diapers. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4378 It’s almost $7 a galaxy, can you believe it? 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
4379 Do you know where the nearest bathroom is? 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
4380 -Don't tell me... , buddy, this one is from the family we all, abducted last summer on the planet Earth?. -Indeed, we made an exchange, cool, HU? 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
4381 We're going all the way to the Milky Way so we wanted to be comfortable. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4382 Hey, weren’t you guys in Spaceballs? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4383 I knew we should have taken a left turn in Albuquerque. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4384 Turn right at Galaxy Andromeda III and it's 3,000,000,000 light years straight from there. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4385 They'll jump right into this, no need for the tractor beam. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4386 We designed ours after that popular alien vehicle. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4387 We were surprised that there was no overnight parking 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
4388 I knew we should have bought the newer model. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
4389 i said "you have to yield to whatever is at your right!" 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
4390 If we must invade, can we at least wait until Summer is over? 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4391 We traded in our old saucer for this new Tesla camper 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4392 We just love spending time in nature." 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4393 We were told that Native Americans chased Buffalo on the range in similar designs. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4394 We got a great deal on our trade-in. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4395 Yah but do you. have a shower and a TV? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4396 I definitely think we took the wrong turn! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4397 The Drexin7Z's always have to one up us! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4398 Earthlings call it 'van life.' 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4399 They're really retro, but they needed room for their twins! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4400 WOWZA!! I didn't know we would meet UP with two happy campers. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4401 Can we camp with you? Our ship has no shower! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4402 Hey ya! Can you show a way out of milky way? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4403 Excuse me - which way to the nearest conquerable civilization? 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
4404 Pardon me,but we have the right of way. 1.1565 0.04205 115 101 10 4
4405 It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Super Strangers! 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
4406 ~Keeping up with the Jones' 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4407 Where we’re going, we need roads. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4408 The next waste pump out station is the planet earth. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4409 So, look who's driving that old cartoon vehicle! 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4410 Yes, our gasoline expenses really are out of this world! 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
4411 Have you seen the red mustang? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4412 Thanks to a super Winnebago dealer, we're living life to the full. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4413 Looks like our only option for gas is from Uranus. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4414 Hey where did you get that space junk? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4415 We wanted more room. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4416 Do you know where we could find gas? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4417 It doesn't look very aerodynamic, but it gets terrific mileage. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4418 Sure, they've spooked some people. But just wait until Earth pilots spot us! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4419 Is that the new model? What are those round things on the bottom for? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4420 I doubt theirs has a tractor-trailer beam. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4421 Oh, Jesus, were we speeding?! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4422 Their ship's logo reads, 'Star Trek.' 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4423 Take us to your pump-out station. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4424 It’s no UFO but the Ol girl still gets the job done. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4425 It’s roomy but it only gets three miles per light year. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4426 Yield to through traffic, dumbass! 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4427 Earthlings have no idea how to tweak their vehicles. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4428 I don't want to hear a PEEP outta you! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4429 Have you heard of Facebook Marketplace? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4430 Of course I can swim! I'm more worried about getting down from this chair! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4431 The gas prices were simply too high down there 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4432 "Yeah, we gave up the hyperdrive for comfort. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4433 I told you we shouldn't havw turned left at the fork. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4434 It!s RV2 and C3PO” 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4435 It's the best way to see the Milky Way in my opinion. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4436 Our five-year mission: to seek out every national park. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4437 You see those earthlings paying $5.00 for “fuel”? Let’s float on over to Neptune and grab a burger. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4438 I wonder what kind of mileage they get on that thing? 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4439 Roll up the window hun. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4440 The left lane is for passing only. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4441 We agree. ‘Back To The Future’ is out of this world!” 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
4442 Yeah some dude in New Mexico hooked us up. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4443 Mom, Dad! You made great time! We weren’t expecting you until tomorrow! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4444 Do you think we can dump our septic tank here? 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
4445 Ah they’re Van-Lifers 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4446 Don't cut me up, space hog! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4447 The nearest gas station? We passed one about 15 light years back 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4448 The Earthling RV Sale-a-thon prices really were out of this world! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4449 The thing about suburbanites is they all look exactly the same.” 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4450 You should turn around if you are on your way to planned parenthood in a red state. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4451 Watch our video how an RV is light-years better than a flying saucer! 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4452 We decided to downsize. It was getting harder and harder to find an RV space that wasn't already taken no matter how many worlds we tried! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4453 Any good campground in this neighborhood? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4454 We took a wrong turn from selling our icecream, now where us the milkyway? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4455 Walt & Jesse have taken business to new heights. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4456 When you run into the people you canceled on for being "too sick to go out". 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4457 We'll blend now when we arrive at area 51 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4458 At first we thought it was a good idea, too. But good luck getting a decent campsite for under a hundred bucks. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4459 Stay away from Earth. Gas price's are astronomical, and parking is a nightmare. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4460 We've been holding it for light years. Can we use your bathroom? 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4461 Is there #vanlife on Mars? 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4462 It comes with a fully fitted kitchen but the only abductee recipes we've found are for a chef salad and a shepherd's pie. 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
4463 It's a trade in from our last auctee. 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
4464 OMG...gas prices are really out of this world! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4465 The gas prices down there are out of this world! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4466 An RV better suited our intergalactic lifestyle. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4467 Earth's the new vacation spot "Now they'll all want to go to earth." 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4468 I do believe Zantar loves 'Nomadland' a bit too much." 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
4469 I told you we should have traded in our RV for the new model! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4470 I think they're getting a bit carried away with this "Open Road" thing 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4471 Officer, we’re starting our vacation so we were merely doing “escape velocity”. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4472 Hope this galaxy's no-fault with 0% deductibles. 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
4473 ‘Hey is there inflation on Pluton 148? We can’t afford gas on earth anymore’ 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4474 J: is that a UFO??!! W: I told you to wear a respirator Jesse… 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4475 Surely one of us is in need of an upgrade. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4476 It sure makes bathroom needs easier." 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4477 We are stranded too! Can’t afford the fuel price now, 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4478 Look Martians! .... Look Winnebagos! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4479 The boondocking aspect makes up for lack of hyperspace convenience. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4480 In hindsight it was a bad trade. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4481 Not only does it have incredible pickup, but I'm getting 1.5 parsecs per gallon. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4482 As aliens, you'd think we'd have had a better appreciation for more space all along. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4483 Are you worried about the gas mileage? 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4484 I bet they mock us every time they fill up. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4485 Border patrol..... 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4486 Don't forget to take a LEFT at Albuquerque. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4487 Amazon delivery is out of this world 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4488 Wow! Hey guys, how was Bonnaroo? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4489 Ours is bigger than theirs! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4490 We may be in outer space, but that doesn't mean we have to be outa space! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4491 You've already taken Earth? Well, I guess we have to find another planet to invade. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4492 We never go there without our own bathroom. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4493 We save a fortune on hotels. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4494 Glorpx wanted to hit Vegas before destroying Earth. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4495 How many light years to a gallon do you get in that thing? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4496 Im wish thy'd outlaw all terrain vehicles in the star parks. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4497 I think we are lost … we took a left turn at Albuquerque 1.1538 0.05498 78 70 4 4
4498 Sweet ride! Make space for us? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4499 Asteroids on you! I’m working for Mel Brooks! 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4500 Those guys act like they’re in the middle of nowhere. Weirdos! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4501 …A-aaand it gets 35 light years to the gallon 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4502 The salesman said the resale value was out of this world 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4503 Look at that vintage! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4504 You guys were right. What this rig lacks in technology it makes up for in trendy retro hipster-ness. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4505 What d'ya say we hightail it out of this dump? 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
4506 Avoid Earth; it's a disaster. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4507 It’s electric 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
4508 Our parents, so embarrassing 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4509 Guess the chip shortage is more widespread than we thought. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4510 An earthling sold it to me after gas hit $18/gallon. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4511 I see the Russell’s are on vacation again. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4512 RV envy. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4513 I told you the price of fuel had skyrocketed into another galaxy... 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4514 YOU think it's hard to find a parking space!!?! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4515 THAT MUST USE ALOT OF GAS 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
4516 This guy named dealership made a nice trade with us! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4517 Did you say our thirdparty insurance cover space? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4518 We get 8 miles to the gallon, but we skip hotel bills. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4519 Yeah, but parking's a nightmare. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4520 We traded up so save hotel expenses. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4521 Isn't E.T with you guys? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4522 Make fun of it all you want, but WE have a full-sized bathroom and a DVD player for the kids. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4523 We were lucky,we just got the last space. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4524 Driving to the high ground. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4525 Which way to the nearest gas giant? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4526 Camouflage. And it also really boosts the resale value on Earth. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4527 We saw it wasn’t rockin’ so we came a dockin’. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4528 They're uber-rare around the galaxy, and ultra-easy to take. But caveat emptor: every single one is infested. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4529 I think that mog ripped you off 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4530 Yes, saucers are cheap to run. But the repair costs get you every time something breaks. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4531 She doesn’t look like much, but this baby gets great Light Years per gallon” 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4532 Hug a star, hippie! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4533 You won’t find any RV parks where you are going 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4534 Yes, it’s an Alien Musk design. Why do you ask? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4535 Live the look, dudes! We're embracing the amphibious lifestyle. 1.1518 0.04247 112 99 9 4
4536 Remember we passed on it - the docking fees were a deal breaker. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4537 This is all the rental guys had left. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4538 With gas prices they way they are?? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4539 Who dat! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4540 Lost? My GPS (galactic positioning system) says turn up 10° at the next meteorite. 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
4541 It's comfortable, but it only gets fifteen lightyears per gallon. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4542 well, they are on the right. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4543 Why don't you just get out and ask for directions? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4544 Oh, we just love the inner space. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4545 Road hog! Show off! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4546 Having a bathroom onboard meant a lot of sense. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4547 We stole from the Auto Show..you? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4548 OK, did you take chances, make mistakes, or get messy? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4549 They failed to locate him, Putin is an elusive guy. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4550 Ours is bigger. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4551 NOW do you believe in flying RVs? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4552 Yes we know its very 50’s ……. But. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4553 Hi, ...., Bye 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4554 Yeah, it sleeps six, but man, it really hard on the dilithium crystals. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4555 We came for the out-of-this-world deals. We bought for the extra room for abductions. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4556 Sure it's sporty, but how many does it sleep? 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4557 Indeed, but do not the vastly divergent craft belie the theory of common ancestry? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4558 ah! They seem to have solved the space problem, but isn’t there a lot of drag 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4559 Down home folks reject millionaire space travel. Resort to DIY. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4560 Ah, we took an up at Neptune when we should have taken a down. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4561 Low mpg. We're on the way to destroy Earth. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4562 Yeah. You blend. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4563 We got the wheels on Earth. Check them out on Black Friday.They have an awesome line of surface ships!! 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4564 Hang a left at the bend and it’ll be down on your right, you can’t miss it. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4565 Earthlings abandoned it at Yellowstone. Water damage. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4566 What kind of MPG do you get with that little thing? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4567 We had to join low earth orbit and weightlessness because we couldn't afford gasoline anymore....China and India have bought everything from Russia. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4568 What kind of gas mileage do you guys get? 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4569 So,you guys haven’t gotten your WFH setup yet huh? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4570 We were tired of wasting money probing in hotels 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4571 We just got the new TeslaRV 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4572 Don't even think of filling up on earth. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4573 There he is. Right on time. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
4574 Can you spare me some space please? 1.1504 0.03378 113 96 17 0
4575 1999. How about you?" "25486 with elasto electrons, still runs great. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4576 Look Quigmo! That’s gotta be from the Tailgaterous period! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4577 Earthlings appear to be more advanced than we imagined. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4578 Why are you in the left hand lane? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4579 It’s vintage, but it still gets 10 light years per gallon. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4580 Honey, I think our old clunker has a few too many light years on its tires... 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
4581 We recommend earth for oxygen, Saturn for scenery, and Jupiter for hydrogen. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4582 Vanlife! It's all the rage! 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
4583 I don't think they're from around here. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4584 We're headed for the Mexican border. Your father says no will notice us there. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4585 How many lightyears per gallon ya get? 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
4586 But Lonely Planet said it’s ‘teeming with life.’ 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4587 I bet ours has much better lightyears per gallon efficiency" 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4588 Comfort is soooo understated. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4589 I know there's no need for aerodynamics in a vacuum, but for the love of Orkle! Have some taste. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4590 He always waits too long before asking for directions! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4591 What is it?" "Well, they call is "space junk" but we call it bitchin'. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4592 Motel 2 ? 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4593 Guess the taxers won’t let us get away this time. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4594 We learned about "van life" from that pale blue dot. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4595 I let him. You know how he loves the great, great, great outdoors. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4596 “It only had 12,000 miles on it. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4597 Is that KOA AOK? 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4598 Which way is the Milky Way? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4599 We had to fly all the way to Alpha Centauri to find anything under six dollars a gallon. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4600 Thanks! we picked it up in Oklahoma in '89 when Betty and Tom unconsciously joined us. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4601 How can they afford the gas? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4602 It’s E.T. He’s run away to Earth again. Will you help us find him? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4603 How many miles to Earth?” “Whatever number convinces you that’s a bad idea. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4604 Just ask them for directions to Area 51 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4605 Do you know how many light years per second per second you were going? 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4606 Director “Fast & furious 239” claims the saga is still pretty much about family 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4607 Is that a new Beamer? 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4608 Can we hitch a ride? 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
4609 We lost the nest egg! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4610 I think we’re not in Kansas anymore.. Did we leave Toto at the last rest stop? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4611 I couldn’t find any parking places in Roswell, how about you? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4612 We traded it for our ship when we were down there. May not be not be hipster cool, but it has cable TV, stereo, full, comfy bed, stocked kitchen and room to move around. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4613 That's a gas-guzzler! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
4614 Sure the mileage stinks. However, the comfort of this vehicle is out of this galaxy. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4615 Roads trips are more fun. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4616 It’s spacious, but the gas mileage is a killer! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4617 I told you wouldn’t need a/c here. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4618 Did you fly by any hookup in this galaxy? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4619 The Jones bought a camper 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4620 Do you know the way to the nearest Walmart planet? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4621 Young whippersnappers encroach on old-timers personal space. 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
4622 Sorry, but "Sleeps 4" is alien to us. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4623 COOL”…”RETRO 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4624 But the gas mileage is out of this world. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4625 . . . and then he said something about needing more space. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4626 Yellowstone was other wordly! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4627 Who gives a damn about gas mileage in zero gravity? Old guys will never change their ways. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4628 Back late again, huh? Grounded: home galaxy, 2 light years. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4629 Misestimated the lightyears to Tatooine--mind if we use the bathroom? 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4630 We got it in a trade for moon rocks 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4631 Let's stop in a less crowded space. 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
4632 Who's going to credibly believe this sighting? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4633 LOL …nine out of ten think “The End” is Montauk! 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
4634 Is that the crystal ship from Breaking Bad. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4635 Hey Bi alar! Pull 'em over & ask if they wanna trade. Play up how much fun we have traveling around the galaxy in comfort & DO NOT get into a conversation about hectares to the tank! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4636 It still hasn't occurred to them that their GPS is wrong. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4637 Flying saucers are so five light years ago. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
4638 The sewage dump is that third planet from the next star. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4639 The earthlings were right when they said their gas had become astronomical. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4640 shopping, shopping, shopping. there are some minds travel will never broaden. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4641 The downside is it only gets half a lightyear per gallon. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4642 Aerodynamically speaking, you really haven’t stepped up to the challenge. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
4643 The KOAs are all filled. So we buzzed a battleship instead. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4644 That looks spacious! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4645 We made a wrong turn at Venus ! But what about you ? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4646 I think we made a wrong turn at Cucamonga.... 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4647 Last one to Jupiter buys the fizzy fluids. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4648 I hear they outsource production to the Orion-Spur 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4649 I guess they don't fully understand their "threshold guardian" role. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4650 Once gas went past five dollars, these things got dirt cheap. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4651 Sorry we’re in a restricted area. He never listens to my directions. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4652 We're getting on in years, so why not? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4653 It may be sportier but they can only fit one, maybe two abductees max! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4654 Honey, I want one of those! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4655 So who’s your neighbor? 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4656 Nomad Greys are everywhere 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4657 Better gas milage!" "Ceramic commode! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4658 Do you know where RV parking is? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4659 We're trying the whole downshifting thing. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4660 It looks like Harry and Pete are bringing back one of those earthling food trucks" 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4661 It gets .000000000002 light-years per gallon. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4662 Hey buddy, your right rear tail light is out! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4663 We have to break the speed limit to reach planet Earth? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4664 Sure, we spend a lot on gas, but it raises less questions upon arrival 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4665 Honey, we do need more space! 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4666 What kind of gas mileage do you get on that thing? 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4667 Jesse.....I told you not to take the highway" (Breaking bad reference intended 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4668 It's a 1993 'Sunshine Adventure'. Before we got it, we were just another 'unidentified flying object'. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4669 Winnebago? Aren't you from somewhere in the Milky Way? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4670 In the Milky Way, our ice cream is strictly lowfat." 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4671 Skip it. The food's good, but the view is lousy. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4672 We made the right decision--once we hit Earth, this camper will be more practical!" 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4673 We'll pick you up in 600 light years are we circle this planet." Joe Capone, Los Angeles, CA 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4674 Can you imagine how much gas they use in a RV to fly up here? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4675 We're looking for Milky Way. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4676 They're making a sequel to 'Spaceballs.' 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4677 Is it Really the Jepson's? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4678 Hey nice ride Dude. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4679 Excuse me… how do you get to Carnegie Hall?“ “ Go to Uranus, and take a right 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4680 Yeah, the new hybrid is sleek but there are no rest stops between here and Mars 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4681 Excuse me, are the gas prices any better up here? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4682 Did you hear what US Supreme Court did? 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
4683 Not even trying to assimilate, are you? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4684 Do you think they get better gas mileage than we do? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4685 It’s just roomier. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4686 No, those aren’t bullet holes, we just got caught in the asteroid belt 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4687 Sure it's roomy but a real pig on gas. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4688 Kiev? Yes of course. Keep going straight to where Putin used to live, hook a right. Can't miss it. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4689 Pardon us. We took a detour to look for cheaper fuel and now we're just looking to get back on the Interstellar. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4690 And you’ll never guess how much it cost to fill the tank! 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
4691 Is that a space alien driving that thing? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4692 Blame the relentless repo man. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4693 We went with the RV because we needed more space. 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
4694 Now, where do you they're going? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4695 This motherfucker… 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4696 The interior is spacious,but the gas mileage is out of this world. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4697 The "Light" button turns on a little light. The Earthling RV salesmen said it would jump to light speed. What? Of course we destroyed Earth! But now, we can't find hookups. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4698 About two light years back, there’s a great trek stop! 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4699 Sure, it gets lousy light-yearage, but we don't always have to be E.T.'s either. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4700 We're looking for the Milky Way Campsite? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4701 -I think we passed Yellowstone - keep going down the you see fire that's Yellowstone... 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4702 You like our RV ship? It’s a tribute to the ship from Spaceballs. Wait - you’ve never seen Spaceballs!? It’s a movie from that planet with all those assholes on it. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4703 Do you think the neighbour’s space debris kayak is licensed? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4704 Seriously, the thing with charging stations is what changed our minds. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4705 Maybe we should ask if they took a left at Alpha Centauri...? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4706 Looks like they've got the new model, Jeff. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4707 No, Fred, it was make a LEFT at the stop sign.. and he says he knows where he’s going 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4708 We're looking for cheap diesel. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4709 Why take the motor-home? You'll only get 2 million miles per gallon! 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4710 I wonder how much they pay for gas? 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4711 Yeah ... but we couldn't fit the kids... 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4712 We’re lost. Can you direct us to Black Hole Thrill Park in the Sombrero Galaxy. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4713 Home office isn't going to see our expense report for 7.6 light years! 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4714 Ooooh! What's that get, 35 light-years per gallon? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4715 Your parents? Weren’t they driving to Andromeda? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4716 I thought you told your parents NOT to come, Mike. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4717 I’m telling ya the bathroom onboard is a real game changer 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4718 You're not going to get very far in that thing 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4719 With the price of gravity, we really should have gotten one of those. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4720 What it lacks in speed it more than makes up for in comfort ability! 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4721 Yeah, we said we’re good with just the ion propulsion drive, but they insisted the tires come standard, then charged us 150 blarkles…PER TIRE! You can imagine how Jerry’s already overly buggy eyes burst straight out of his bulbous skull. 1.1443 0.04858 97 88 4 5
4722 Not even in the wildest Hollywood script could be both be in the same movie. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4723 When’s our lease up? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4724 Have you passed by any gaseous plants in your travels?” 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4725 Frankie's Used Cars gave us an offer we couldn't refuse. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4726 In the Milky Way galaxy, Earth has the best RV parks. Many accept our cryptocurrency. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4727 He refuses to go electric. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4728 We're headed to Alpha Centauri for cheaper gas. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4729 We’re still light-years ahead of humans in space tourism. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4730 Where do you get your RV serviced? 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
4731 #vanextraterrestriallife 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4732 Star trek 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4733 Is that a new Tesla Space Odyssey? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4734 It’s the Star Cruiser. I guess we should have done a bit more research. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4735 How is that thing on hydrogen? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4736 On your mark, get ready, go! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4737 Enjoy your camping trip to Phobos! 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
4738 Traffic even up here! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4739 I knew this place was going to get too crowded. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4740 You won't believe the price of fuel for this thing. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4741 Do you know the way to Eta Carinea? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4742 The lightyears-per-gallon aren't great, but it does have a bathroom. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4743 Any recommendations? 1.1429 0.04179 112 100 8 4
4744 We don't care how many light years Elon Musk stays up! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4745 I told you, Hal… this time every year. 1.1429 0.03221 119 102 17 0
4746 Ohhhhh, I thought you said to find a vehicle that HAS flies 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4747 You guys must be in it for the duration. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4748 Finding the Turquoise Level A-28 parking space should not be a Lost in Space flashback! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4749 Hey, we've traded our ship for this retro 1966 Winnebago 'Brave' . 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4750 It’s great, no more holding it for lightyears 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4751 We bought the off road package for boondocking, just in case. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4752 Burger King ahead on the left. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4753 No, there are no campsites on Mars. Who told you that? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4754 Yeah, but we’ve got a potty in ours! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4755 Thermonuclear fusion is so passé. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4756 Pleeeeease take us to our leader... 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4757 Hey buddy where did you get that awesome rv from I stole it from some idiot on a primitive planet called earth 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4758 See, honey! I told you we didn't need four-wheel drive. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4759 Big whoop, it’s a recreational vehicle, wanna fight about it? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4760 They'll find out soon enough that gas costs even more up here. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4761 They call it “Van Life” 1.1429 0.03321 112 96 16 0
4762 What are you blind!? You have the Yield sign! 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4763 Space.... To boldly go where no one has gone before in a camper van (but Geoff Bezos beat you to it in a rocket shaped like a sausage) 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4764 are you guys still not driving an electric vehicle with these gas prices? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4765 I bet they are on their way to Universal Studios. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4766 Sun of a Big Dipper! These folks are in the wrong orbit, honey - abort! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4767 Bort wanted a home away from the homeworld. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4768 The price of gas these days is just out of this world! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4769 We decided to skip the blue planet, gas prices were just to high. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4770 I betcha their aliens 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4771 Aerodynamically speaking,you haven’t stepped up to the challenge. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4772 Obviously, our RV is more spacious, but with the price of fuel these days, their compact makes more sense. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4773 0 gravity what a concept will also got 0 down and 0 interest for 36 months 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4774 We heard there was a gas tax holiday so we thought it was time to take the Winnebago for a 'spin' 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4775 Which of these is female? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4776 Maybe we should get a compact next year. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4777 Roll up your windows, this neighbourhood looks dangerous. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4778 It doesn’t handle warp speed very well. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4779 Pardon us, can you direct us to the nearest Howard Johnson's? 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4780 It was all that was available at the airport rental. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4781 Space junk? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4782 I told you the sat nav system needed an update. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4783 Third planet discovered comfortable traveling. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4784 It was OK, but the fuel prices were in the stratosphere. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4785 Do stop by Earth, but ditch that saucer for an RV so they won't call you "Alien". 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4786 The gas mileage stinks, but you can go anywhere. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4787 Yes, it IS too large and wheeled and unwieldy, not needed for floating here in space, but the earthlings are selling them now at a fraction of their original price because they can't afford something called gasoline." 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4788 I hate traffic jams. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4789 We do this every Memorial Day, it drives them nuts. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4790 Great idea! You can fit more abductees in the back. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4791 Gas prices in the Andromeda Galaxy are not any better! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4792 The new models are out already? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4793 We bought it as soon as we both retired. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4794 Why does it seem impossible to find a dumping station up here? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4795 I thought flying boxes were just a myth. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4796 Doesn't it lift one's spirit to see that others are in the same predicament? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4797 Do you know where the nearest Waffle House is? Jimmy here wants an All-star breakfast 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4798 Make a u-turn. In about 2.8 parsecs you'll see Ceres on the left. You can't miss it. Bear right. Just follow the pulsars. They'll take you straight to Naboo. 1.1404 0.04294 114 103 6 5
4799 Gas station? Sorry, we run on solar power. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
4800 WOW! Where'd you get that fancy truck? 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4801 On your way to the lake? 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4802 That’s the latest streamlined spaceship. Our life forms have already evolved to no longer need bathrooms. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4803 We planned on retiring to a resort colony, but what with the recession and inflation, you know... 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
4804 Hey buddies! wanna join us for a ride in this fancy piece, stolen from earthlings? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4805 Can you give us directions to Disney Zzzorp? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4806 Let us know if you find cheaper gas. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4807 This is our tradeoff between more room and faster speed in those two seaters,very important back on earth 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4808 Looking for somewhere unaffected by climate change. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
4809 What mileage do you get? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4810 You heard it wrong we said we were going to invest in a camper not invade one! 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4811 Do you know the way to San Jose?" "Sure it's Bom bom bom bom bom bom 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4812 You need to update your craft... 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4813 We heard about Earth’s Space Camp 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4814 It’s a double wide! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4815 Haven't you heard? The gas price is going through the roof! Switch to electric disc now! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4816 get in loser 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4817 You mean we spent our kid’s inheritance on this when we could have had that?! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4818 Do you know where Denny's is? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4819 It's retro . Slow but it gets pretty good gas mileage 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4820 It gives you way more space than you’d expect. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4821 Sorry, we don't have room for extra terrestrials in this camper. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4822 We understand the next bathroom is 36,000,000 miles from here, but ours just happens to be Out of Service 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4823 This one came with lots of saucers. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4824 It’s an old prop from that movie star trek 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4825 We were just down taking a peek at Earth. Looks like they'll be finished cooking in a century or two. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4826 Space fuel is just so expensive these days. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4827 It's very practical on those long trips out of town. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4828 Just go straight for two light years,and you'll se it on your right. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4829 You'll have to double back and take a left at, no, wait. Honey, was it a left or a right? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4830 Humans call it a RV. It seats many more than just two. 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
4831 Warner Brothers was having a sale from the SPACEBALLS set! 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4832 Is the air-con OK? 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
4833 Which way to Going-to-the-Sun road? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4834 We couldn't resist. Nothing like seeing the galaxy in an RV. 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
4835 We have the same space for parking? 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4836 But where do they sleep? 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4837 Bingo! Winnebago! 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4838 Don’t throw trash in the Black Hole, please! 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4839 Wonder what kind of mileage they’re getting…. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4840 It’s like Van Life, but with a bathroom! 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4841 How are you going to keep them on the farm when they’ve seen Karl Hungus? 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4842 Turn right at Venus and the hospital's on you left... 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4843 How many light years can you go on one tank? 1.1383 0.04687 94 85 5 4
4844 Their gas mileage must be terrible! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4845 See ANY humans in the neutral zone? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4846 We wanted to get off the grid. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4847 We can’t understand the possible use of these round things attached to the bottom of this humanoid space ship. I mean, how could the species ever have advanced with such silly accoutrements? 1.1379 0.03441 116 101 14 1
4848 Have you seen Brad Pitt 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4849 Mom and Dad, you said we were ready. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4850 You misssed the turn to the Milky Way! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4851 We were flooded out of Yellowstone...no time to change to our "no-terrain tires". 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4852 You traded a spaceship for a $5/gallon gas guzzler?!? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4853 I don’t know, Gary….UFRV just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4854 Do you know where we can find RV parking 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4855 When’s lunch? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4856 Turns out, we are stuck in the orbit. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4857 It's much slower but we have a bathroom" 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4858 Sure, theirs may be more "aerodynamic," but where's the ironic retro charm? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4859 That is so retro and especially with the price of gasoline 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4860 Earth was nice but try to avoid the toll roads 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4861 Can you believe gas prices these days?! And so far between stations! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4862 The nearest RV park is at the next constellation about a light-year away. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4863 Kids, behave! No crop circles or outracing fighter jets! 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4864 Looks like the Sxxkpgms have gone native. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4865 If you had went with the RV you wouldn’t be waiting another light year for a bathroom. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4866 I don't envy them given the current price of gas... 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4867 Did you fill the tank before we left? 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4868 No, nothing big this year. Just a stacation. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4869 I see a Roswell decal. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4870 Turn left at Saturn, go 30,000 miles down an asteroid belt, and it's right under the full moon. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4871 Five star hotels were too expensive. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4872 O The Jone’s 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4873 Did you see how fast that meteor was going? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4874 Yes, parking is a problem! 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4875 URV is the new UAP. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4876 Remember to watch out for dingoes. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4877 Sheesh, you'd think there'd be a free parking space in literal space. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4878 It's all about the optics. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4879 Can you direct us to the nearest gas station? We must have taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4880 How can you tell which one of us is on the right of the intersection? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4881 We’re keeping the rubber side down and the bugs off the glass! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4882 Do you know anywhere within 50 miles with full hookups? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4883 Looks like someone got the new Winne-ufo. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4884 BLM's nxt purchase 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4885 I thought you said you were going on vacation, not orbitation. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4886 I believe with this retro ship design our probing numbers will grow exponentially. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4887 We wanted to go 'find ourselves', but we got lost in the Orion nebula. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4888 Take me to your gleader! 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4889 Sure it’s sporty looking, but no way to really sleep in one of those. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4890 Nice ride! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4891 Which one of you is Walter White? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4892 RV World. Just take a left at Saturn. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4893 Bob, I told you we needed to stop and buy a map but you said "No!" Dumbass! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4894 Care to vaporize our septic? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4895 Do they have the right of way? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4896 Hey buddy! Where's the moon stadium. We're here for the football match.. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4897 Uh.... We took a wrong turn back there. What aeon is it? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4898 This is the one we use when we buzz the French navy. Apparently, they find it much more frightening. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4899 Ha, and the Pzxy's told they couldn't come to dinner because they had Monkeypox! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4900 No beams needed here, they just walk on in. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4901 It's called the milky way, not the milky stop. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4902 Vintage is the new UFO, you guys! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4903 I guess we got lost on the intersection 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4904 It was still OK back in '22, but you can forget about it now! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4905 That's your trade? You're the ones who got probed! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4906 If you're just arriving, don't take I-95, it's bumber to bumber. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4907 Could you direct us to the nearest campground? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4908 When it comes to getting away from it all, it's gotta be different strokes for different folks. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4909 I think there’s more space over here. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4910 Are we going in the right direction to the Motel 6? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4911 What kind of mileage do you get? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4912 I told you that dealer in Roswell got in a new model! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4913 I told you that shape was better 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4914 How are you doing in chemistry? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4915 It belonged to Elon Musk! 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4916 No Worry ! I've just passed the licence test. Hitchhike? 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4917 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poulos? 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4918 They had one of these on Star Trek. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4919 X88^6, )#1L0(- P!@#l ==++& have it fixed by ...... 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4920 You wouldn't believe the traffic on the Milky Way. 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
4921 We come in peace, and search for cheaper gas prices 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4922 Lightyear Lane? That’s about four clicks back the way you came! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4923 Hello officers we don't know who told you this, but we are not carrying moon dust. There is nothing in the van. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4924 You should have made a right at Uranus. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4925 Move over space hog! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4926 Between the twins and her mother, we had to make some sacrifices. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4927 I see your Schwartz is as big as mine 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4928 We won the race to space mountain 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4929 Nope. There are no gas stations space. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4930 We just relocated from down by the river! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4931 Unidentified flying has become such a chore over the past few years. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
4932 I thought you told the kids to be home by dark? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4933 How much did you pay for that GPS? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4934 We just can’t get far enough away. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4935 The vintage gas guzzler? In this economy? 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4936 A little to earthy, don’t you think? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4937 Can you tell us how many parsecs to the next service area? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4938 Could you help us find the way back to Elkart? 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4939 Why are you guys flying that outdated UFO. Maury, says this will be the new trend on the blue planet: they'll call it an unidentified aerial phenomena." 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4940 Wow like your cool house. Yeah, but your sports car is out of this world! 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4941 RV in space now, Henry? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4942 Did you abbreviate when you entered Methodist space lab 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4943 Do you know a dilithium station around here that sells diesel? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4944 C'mon, get in - we're going to Yosemite! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4945 Beep, beep. Get out of the left lane. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4946 The last good price on diesel that we saw was about 2 parsecs back, to your left. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4947 Yes, these old cars get real quiet up here. Just like everything else. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4948 Get in, losers. We’re going to Spaceball! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4949 Where can I find cheap gas in this galaxy? 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
4950 Winabagel evolution. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4951 Sure, yours be better on gas, but up here we don’t have to sell our souls to afford it. Plus, it has a built in mini fridge in the back. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4952 Sure, we'll give you a charge. Got jumper cables? 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4953 Who do you think will blend in better? 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4954 They came happily when we said we’d provide the fuel. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4955 We found it to be the 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 way to travel. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
4956 You should have taken that first left at Alpha Centauri. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4957 Because we have toilets, a wine bar & can watch Resident Alien with our rooftop antenna in here. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4958 Hi George and Sam. Yes, we know the way. You can follow us. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4959 When they said Keeping up with the Jones’s , I didn’t think they mean all the way to the next galaxy 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4960 No problem. You need to keep going straight through the Milky Way Galaxy, then take a left and the Andromeda Galaxy will be about 10 Million Miles on the right. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4961 Would you know if there’s a dump station nearby?” 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4962 How are you still driving that,gas prices are out of this world! 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
4963 This new roomy vehicle shure beats that cramped saucer for interplanitary travel. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4964 The Smith's are always showing off their new RVs. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
4965 The RV park isn't this way. The Robinsons are lost in space. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4966 All packed and ready to go! Follow us. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4967 We should've bought the sub-compact saucer 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4968 It has all your creature comforts but it's a bear to park. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
4969 (&((%I))H : ‘@$^, Swann, a^n earthly pound ca&#ke!’ ENGLISH : ‘Look, Swann, a space madeleine!’ 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4970 There go the Martins, on vacation again! 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4971 We needed more room to beam up creatures. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4972 How far is it to the next Stuckey's? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4973 Damn out of galaxy vacationers!, they never have any idea of “right of milky way” 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4974 Earth's that way. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4975 This space debris is ruining our holiday! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4976 Sorry!!! We have no parking spaces large enough..... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4977 We lost our GPS. Which way to I-95 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4978 Hi, can you help us? We’ve been circling this galaxy for the past 20 light years. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4979 'We should get this next generation RV,' she said. 'The seat cushions are flotation devices,' she said. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4980 Hey there, do you know where I can find the shortest way to the Andromeda Galaxy? 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4981 No, we haven't seen Princess Vespa either. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4982 Age before beauty, kids. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
4983 Where did you get that from? Planet Earth? You careless fools will expose us soon even if we are 5,0000 metmiles aways from Earth if you enchant those Earthlings' stuff to fly all around the place! 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
4984 I wonder if they have an easier time getting campsite reservations with that model? 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
4985 Where's the next place to hook up? 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4986 I guess the people on earth really are running short on space 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4987 yeah yeah its cute Verne, but there's not much space� in that thing. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4988 In space, thank Universe, no one can hear that damn jingle. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4989 with all that climate change down there, didnt think those earthlings would need it much longer! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4990 We may be lost: We were on our way to a safer neighborhood. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4991 Damn, even alternate universe "you" is butt-ugly. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4992 It’s an all stop! 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4993 It's cool but it's no orbiting Tesla Roadster. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4994 Do you know know how to get to earth? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4995 Oh, it's a common mistake, you should have turned left at Alpha Centuri 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4996 I don't think it's us they're envying. Carol Loomis 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4997 We decided it was cheaper to cruise the galaxy than pay those crazy gas prices on Planet Earth. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4998 I am not joking, I will reorient this camper to our original point in space. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4999 With the price of gas these days, we may have to go back to our UFO 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5000 Do you think they were headed to Yellowstone too? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5001 Sorry we’re late; Ronald’s refusal to ask for directions led us not down the Milky, but rather the Wrong Way. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5002 This far out in space and we can’t seem to find a secluded space to cook Crystal. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5003 You might think wormhole travel is orgasmic, but wait ‘till you take a shower! 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
5004 Kids these days... 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
5005 Forget it, the Grand Canyon is not worth the trip. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
5006 Get in losers, we’re going pillaging. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
5007 No, we're not going to turn left into the sun. Why do you ask? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5008 Take the first on your right and go straight for one thousand light years ish. Then you should see a blue planet with plenty of spaceships like this. But don't tell to all the universe right? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5009 It has an indoor bathroom. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5010 Jetsons' Flyer: "SUNDAY DRIVER! Didn't you see that Red Star!" 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
5011 Ha, Ha, we visited Earth first. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
5012 it's surprisingly fuel-efficient 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5013 Wait. It's a LEFT at Albuquerque? Oh, man. I gave that rabbit the wrong directions. No WAY he's getting to Pismo Beach. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5014 Sure it's nice, but how many parsecs to the kilo of fissionable matter? 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
5015 We prefer not to look for a bathroom. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
5016 We got tired of those sleazy asteroid motels. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5017 I hope they don’t find the space cake when they enter our RV. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
5018 Hey man, your car is sick.. what do you do for a living?" @itsdanielma 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5019 Can you direct us to the nearest dump station? 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5020 End your addiction to technology! Check out our daily travel blog.” 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5021 Only walk-in sites left. Hope you made a reservation! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5022 How do they know it's summer ? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5023 Secluded enough spot for the next cook? 1.1296 0.03247 108 94 14 0
5024 The pandemic has changed us all. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5025 We wanted one we could sleep in on long trips. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5026 With the price of gas these days, it’s much cheaper to just float through space.” 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5027 Any safe places to park overnight and avoid “the knock”? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5028 They said that they would be sending a Short Line bus. Robert A. Jablon/rcjablon@aol.com/202-333-5332 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5029 Our orders are to round up all the aliens we find in trailers. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5030 Guys, do you know if you can go on tourism to planet Earth, or are they still blocked by the metaverse pandemic? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5031 Need you to tweak the satellite so we can get some friction' Wifi 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5032 Let the adventure begin! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5033 We love it except for the cost per gallon. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5034 Where do they fit the bathroom? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5035 OMG! At the very least you need to swap out the internal combustion engine for a hyper-drive... And no, there are no nearby gas stations. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5036 It’s only 3.99 a gallon on Mars. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5037 How much do you pay for insurance? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5038 Any famous people born here? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5039 ‘They must have taken the scenic route.’ 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5040 You can pick one up cheap in Alpha Centauri. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5041 For once, I don’t have to hear about infrastructure stuff. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5042 We're going 99% incognito! 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
5043 Show offs. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5044 VAN LIFE Klatuu, it’s a legitimate lifestyle…. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5045 It’s the new all electric model 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
5046 Where do you get it recharged? 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
5047 Yeah, it’s used, but it still cost a fortune. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5048 238,855 miles to the moon. 6 miles per gallon. $5 per gallon. Are you Donald Trump dumb? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5049 no caption funny as is 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5050 Everyone's flying those newfangled plug-ins these days. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5051 Have you not seen a retro cartoon caption. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5052 We bought it before gas prices went astronomical. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5053 Aren't those the same people we nearly hit on Intergalactic-35? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5054 Can you tell us how to get to the nearest gas station? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5055 Could we PLEASE use your bathroom? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5056 With gas at 6 bucks a gallon this camper was probably not the wisest choice to tour the solar system. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5057 Hey, don't look so grim....In chess, you reap what you sew 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5058 Again you failed to shut your mouth? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
5059 I'll bet that saucer gets better mileage than we do 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5060 Personally, I'm partial to the Ding Dongs for dessert. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5061 The last time we pulled over at Krgylxxn to pee, my husband said "That's the final straw." 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5062 Wow, so space-ious!"... "Wow, if we hadn't had all those kids! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
5063 So you do have a plan! Yeah Mr. White! Yeah Science! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
5064 No no, it is the left after the sun and then you will find Starbucks." Can be a little confusing with this traffic out here, trust us. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
5065 It looks like the kids decided to join us after all. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
5066 Yeah, but it doesn't have a bathroom. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
5067 Grounded for handing in the perfect resume to our HOA! 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
5068 So this your sick mother, Roger? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5069 It's a classic. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5070 Upon landing, we will easily blend in with the alien population in one of their mobile platforms with an antiquated propulsion system. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5071 Is that one of the new hybrid travel trailers? I wonder what kind of mileage it gets. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5072 Thanks Damn tourists 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5073 No,I definitely have the right of way! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5074 We're out of rocket fuel. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5075 Intergalactic homeschool adventures 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5076 Guess they didn’t get the memo 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5077 Five dollars per gallon at Milky Way Gas. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5078 This one has a built-in porta potty. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5079 Yea, it's got a hemi! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5080 We want to give 'primitive camping' a try. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5081 Only gets ten light-years a gallon,but you can really stretch your legs back there. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5082 Earth was fantastic! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5083 Restaurant at the end of the universe? Yeah it’s like right there, but just so you know, they hate influencers - good luck. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5084 That bus ship will never make it home with the price of fuel these days. Lynn Davis Allentown PA 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5085 It’s rude to drive slowly in the left lane! 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
5086 And don't head out west; Yellowstone was flooded! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5087 Look, the sign says, "Next Walmart 3,000 light-years" 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
5088 Have you delivered all the gifts?” “We’re not the Santa ship. We’re RVing cross- country 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
5089 Ugh, those kids from Witch Mountain are back 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
5090 It stands out. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5091 We are taking the scenic route to Mars. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5092 Sure, you could go fast, but we prefer the scenic route! 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5093 At least we’re gonna blend. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5094 She’s on ‘Housewives of Outer Space’!” 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5095 Still haven't got rid of that damned camper ! 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
5096 Hey there! Where's the nearest rest-stop? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5097 I used to own such a gas guzzler. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5098 The RV's acting up. Can you point us to a good orbital mechanic? 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
5099 He talked me into vacationing on earth this year, but we found the price of gas sky high! 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
5100 We'll race you to the Milky Way and back! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5101 Look honey, it's those weirdos again! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5102 We came for the 4th of July to see the real fireworks! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5103 He's saying he bought it in one of those big vending machines we saw right before Neptune. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5104 Third planet, 40.6936° N, 89.5890° W, ask for Dave, and you'll get a great deal on that trade-in. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5105 Can you please tell us, how far to Roswell? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5106 Do you know the way to Earth today? 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
5107 Dude! That alien ride is so last year. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5108 We'll race you to the next planet. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5109 Our campsite is just ahead if you want to join us in the back for lunch? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5110 The only downside is that it only gets 12 miles per gallon 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5111 This is the third time Google Maps has led us astray. This can’t be Kansas Lane. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
5112 Have you ever seen the film Spaceballs? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5113 Ya’ll hop on in we’re goin to Vegas and Ethels got 4 free buffets at the Stratosphere 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5114 We’re on a five-year mission to seek out flat sites and new fifty-watt hookups. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5115 Diesel? With these gas prices?! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5116 Take a left at Saturn and it’s a straight shot. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5117 With gas prices skyrocketing, we thought why not an RV? 1.1239 0.03113 113 99 14 0
5118 Waited too long to book your campsite for summer eh? Well, you are so late that Venus and Mars is also fully booked. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
5119 We prefer to have all creature comforts with us on the road 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
5120 They're all my cousins. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
5121 Those are some ugly looking dudes. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5122 How's the parking at the world largest worm hole? 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
5123 Told you we should’ve just flown Economy. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
5124 You ever feel like we're behind the times? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5125 Glad someone finally found you, but we're actually looking for the balls 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5126 It’s great for touring the National Parks, but we spent fortune on diesel driving it from Planet Regula. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5127 You never know who you’re gonna meet when you are out - maybe friends? maybe family Don’t they look familiar? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5128 Now isn’t strange- driving an RV in space 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5129 Win BOTH of these with the best caption! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5130 Have you passed a gas station recently? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5131 I can’t stand the commute when all the vacationers are on the road! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5132 $6 per gallon, 6 MPG, 5,879,000,000,000 miles per light year ... I don't care if it's more spacious, it's beyond our budget! 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5133 They reverse engineered the perfect stealth technology. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5134 Ok this one could use a little refining but: "We're off to see this "Grand Canyon" that Jerry here accidentally created throwing Lucky's ball too far..." 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5135 We've run out of gas. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5136 We splurged on a new acronym 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
5137 I thought that would be too big for us. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5138 Sure, but what kind of milage does it get on the highway? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5139 Sorry, kids, no pets, especially earthlings. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5140 Oh, those kids and their sports saucers! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5141 Excuse me. Do you know if this route takes us to Yosemite? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5142 Wait until they see the price at the pump. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5143 It's retro, sleeps eight and has a kick-ass warranty. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5144 They’re not all stupid down there. One genius put marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers together. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
5145 Damn tourists. Haven't they heard about gas prices? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5146 But does yours have a chemical toilet? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5147 Wait, who’s Pizza the Hut?” “Never mind. It’s a movie. Nice winnebago!” “Thanks! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5148 Of course, you didn't see the light, not poking along in THAT thing! 1.1228 0.03555 114 102 10 2
5149 What was the gas price of gas for that thing? 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
5150 Can we take a crap in your RV? This thing doesn’t have a toilet. 1.1226 0.03955 106 96 7 3
5151 It will be more exciting to go by plane, right? 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
5152 Just looking for a place to park for the night. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5153 Gas prices have reached outer space proportions! But the extra room in the RV is worth it! 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
5154 Is that the newest model? I'm thinking of trading in. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
5155 The cost of van life has gotten out of their world. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5156 We haven’t seen you before. Are you new to the neighborhood? 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
5157 The sign said the wheels make it off-road 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
5158 Oh don’t worry, Earth has plenty of KOA hookups.” Mike Finnell Woodbury, C 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
5159 It's a lot roomier than your new models. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
5160 We wanted to get worlds away from the usual camping crowd. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
5161 David: where do you suppose they're heading to ? - Surely not the Camp David! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5162 Which interspace highway to Abu Dhabi? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5163 See Wilma,how spacious it is! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5164 Astronomical gas prices have left us stranded out here. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5165 You should go see Paul 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5166 You should try it. It's so much more comfortable for galaxy than a flying saucer. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5167 Which way to the Mars expressway? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5168 We love the roominess but the fuel prices are killing us this light year. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5169 This baby is gonna change the way we do intergalactic travel--it has magic fuzzy dice! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5170 Do you really want to know where we got this? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5171 It was really cool till we ran out of money for gas 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5172 We’re guessing you’ve ever seen Spaceballs 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5173 What happened to the stop sign? 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
5174 Anything new on Earth since 1975? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
5175 I understand your "green" reaction - no pun intended - but we all get the same MPG up here. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5176 Going my way 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5177 With gas prices how they are... 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5178 I would guess they're jealous. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5179 When you get back home check to see if my nykoil is turned on. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5180 I told you not to leave that Yelp review. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5181 Oh look, it’s our next door neighbors! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5182 We’re sticking to our galaxy with gas prices being what they are. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5183 We’re fans of the van life not the man life, so we left 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5184 if we stay still, maybe they won't see us 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
5185 Could we trade ours in for one of those in your galaxy? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5186 The anti collision feature worked! 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5187 But it's the long weekend, so it's not suspicious for one of thier own ships to be flying from Boston to Gloucester. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5188 We just saw it at $5.75 a gallon on Venus. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
5189 Your right break light is down. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5190 I have the right of way! 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
5191 Does this Winnie make us look fat? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5192 We're probe-trippin' across the galaxy 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5193 How do we get one of those 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5194 Who are they?" "Flying trash, although I can't figure out how an RV can fly. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5195 A thumbs up emoji -- as if the "motor home" on the right is saluting the sleek flying sauce for its cool shape. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5196 Are there campgrounds in Roswell? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5197 Who wore it better 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5198 RV there yet? I’d like to avoid Earth’s gas prices. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5199 Yup, this baby can go "Plaid Speed"! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5200 Why 42? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5201 Wow, man ‘Heavy Metal’ is our favorite film, too! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5202 Mileage over extra space? I don’t think so! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5203 We're searching for We're seeking a woman's health provider... 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5204 Yes, it’s large, but they’re likely to find parking out here somewhere. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5205 We're going to Roswell in our RV so we can blend in and not cause a scene. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
5206 bienvenue au Quebec! you will love it. anything goes, my friends, everything is wiiiiide open. c’est tiguidou! want to warn you, though, because of Trudeau there are no more donkey shows. unless, mon ami, you know where to look. and i do! hohnhohn 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
5207 Might you know where there is a KOU?" 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
5208 You guys know if there’s a Walmart nearby? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5209 What kinda mileage are you getting, and do you know where the nearest charging station is? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5210 We also have found liberals to be the lowest form of life in the universe 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5211 Camping? What's this camping stuff?. 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
5212 When parallel universes collide, awkwardness and fear stop when the tail-gating gets rolling. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5213 "We're returning this to Earth, do you know the fastest route?" 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5214 Star War 11 or some shit I don’t fucking know 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
5215 The campgrounds are just past the black hole. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5216 See! They visit earth only once and come back with an RV. There goes the untouched wilderness. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5217 Yellowstone's flooded! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5218 ...and no more sleeping on those hard asteroids!" 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5219 It's not cool but it has a bathroom 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
5220 Vacationing on earth for a week, know where we can get cheap gas ? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5221 There's no better way to explore the KOA system. 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
5222 Yes, but it gets 4 parsecs per gallon. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5223 Did you get good value for the trade-in ? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5224 3 light years towards the Crab Nebula, then make a left. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
5225 Hello! May I ask for some help? I need to get to the earth 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
5226 « They want to show off at Area 51, so overrated » 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5227 I agree. Jayson Tatum is not superstar material yet 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5228 All the comforts of home wherever we go. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5229 Dude i forgot my ipad 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
5230 Do you have any pie? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5231 They said it made Krakatoa look like a sand burp. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5232 Sure it’s faster but they have an onboard meth lab! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5233 Can you give me directions to the Milky Way Galaxy party? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5234 kned*®jeknf£$™h#jsj׶∆π÷∆π×\\∆¶×|••`~∆¶×\∆×÷π|× ∆\∆×√√ \}=°=¶∆|`~¢" (Caption is in their language, to understand this pls click 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5235 We got this RV from some folks on earth that realized the remote life didn’t work for them with a looming recession. We thought it was really an out of this world deal. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5236 Break the rules 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5237 After passing the moon, we got lost. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5238 The Ubercury never got the right way to Mars. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
5239 He gave us a good deal, said gas was too high. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
5240 We need milk and eggs. And something for dessert. We’ll start setting up camp. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
5241 I knew we should have upgraded the rental. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5242 Some folks are ahead of us with an RV. No one will suspect. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5243 We were planning on stopping by the Earth but with price of fuel we couldn't afford the trip home! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5244 EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE CAMPING SKY IS???? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5245 Those old saucers aren’t much protection for the open galaxy. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5246 Don't forget to bring me back a chili dog. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5247 Did your wife plan a vacation that’s not relaxing, too? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5248 The gas mileage is terrible, but there’s lots of room for experimenting with anal probes. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5249 Here they come in an older vintage of a vacation van. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
5250 We'd thought it best to blend in on our Earth vacation. 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
5251 Are we near any campgrounds? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5252 You could at least have chosen a more recent model 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
5253 We are on vacation to see some new places. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
5254 Airstream said they would never change the classic design. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5255 This is an RV too! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5256 Seems like every campground in the galaxy is reserve-ahead. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5257 Can you tell us where the Howard Johnson's is? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
5258 Seriously! No passing on the right already! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5259 So, how many light years to the gallon do you get? 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5260 You'll understand when you have children in a few lightyears. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5261 It's OK, it runs on Democrat lies instead of gas and I get almost 33 parsecs per when Pelosi talks!! I can almost get to light speed when Schumer talks!! 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
5262 Make a right turn at Orion's belt, and you'll make it to Earth before the apocalypse. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5263 Look, Honey! Is that one of those new UAPs? 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5264 Yup, we're trying to escape the US too. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5265 Do you know how far the nearest gas station is? 1.1143 0.03902 105 96 6 3
5266 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5267 Is this the right road to Mercury? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5268 WOULD YOU PLEASE DIRECT US TO EARTH? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5269 How's your video reception? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5270 Look around, chucklehead! There is plenty of space for both of us. So why do you insist on driving that space hog?? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5271 We're getting much better mileage than the dealer promised. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5272 Attention Ladies!!! Read all about it!!! The federal government is going to be our new baby daddy…hope they can afford it…Captain Empty Pants!!! 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5273 …..Look Phyllis, you wonder if Franks interest in area 51 is a little creepy 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5274 what did I tell you about vintage gas-powered vehicles? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5275 Did you get your Burning Man tickets yet? @drlaurasg @langemcneal 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5276 And it gets four parsecs per gallon. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5277 Sports car always takes the right of way... 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
5278 Our odometer measures light years..what kind of lighteage do you get? 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5279 We're headed for Devil's Tower and we want to blend in. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
5280 are you thinking what I’m thinking…? 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5281 At least we have cable 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5282 We just bought this RV trying to keep up with the Jones' and now they've downsized! Ugh!! 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
5283 Incognito mode activated. I wonder why Marmook and Barb don’t want to see the unraveling of human society. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
5284 What's Old Is New Again. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5285 Where’s Earth so we can empty our septic tank? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5286 Tourists, &#%$@*!!! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5287 It only gets 20 light years per gallon, but the jacuzzi is really sick. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5288 Mileage is great, but chili fries are a disaster! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5289 That sleeps six, you say? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5290 Voyager 1 crossing into interstellar space 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5291 They should have joined Good Sam and gone with us. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5292 You‘ve seen Breaking Bad, right? 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
5293 Well one of us will have to change 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
5294 Remember, Jerry, we're just here to pick up this week's batch to assist with our abduction quota. So, I swear to Titan, if you make one more joke about smuggling it to Earth through anal probes I'm telling mom. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
5295 We’re headed a few more planets down the intergalactic highway. Earth’s gas prices went bonkers! 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
5296 No no, priority is definitely ours. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5297 There's a whole lot more of us looking for a free ride from where we came from 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5298 Could you follow us to the next turn off? Our warp drive is down. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5299 We are trying to blend in...it seems that they are on to us! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5300 Have you guys seen Tia and Tony? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5301 We traded for it at Al's RV land in Roswell, New Mexico. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5302 We even-up traded the Air Force for it just outside area 51. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5303 Ahh, so that’s why they call it a Space Wagon. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5304 Remember that lawyer from Earth? Well, it turns out his cousin... 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5305 You were right. We DO look ridiculous in this gas guzzler! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5306 And we got the recipe for corn dogs. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5307 Let's see how far they get in that thing at five bucks a gallon! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5308 SpaceEx cheaper than the gas station !! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5309 Are you also trying to beat the traffic near Johnny Rockets? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5310 Parking is a bitch 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5311 Excuse me, where’s the closest CVS? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5312 We picked it up at Area 51. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5313 Do you guys have any extra gas? 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5314 Did you hear the rumor? #MGM is going to let #AuthorDukeJohnson produce Space Balls 2: The Search for NEW Money. #Hopefully #CreativeCurrencyOctaves 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5315 human beings looking at other human beings they don’t care enough to understand 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5316 She gambled away our nest egg, and the casino didn’t have a heart. So, we skipped town. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5317 But how can you afford the gas for that in THIS galaxy? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5318 Hey! There's a rattle coming from your left rear tier. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5319 I hate it when they want to pay with bitcoins 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5320 It was a steal at the homeless camp 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5321 I'm not 13 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5322 Now, why haven't we thought of that? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5323 What’s thee price of gas up here? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5324 "It's spacious, but not with these gas prices." 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
5325 Did you guys see a red 2 seat sports vehicle speeding in the area? 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5326 Considering gas prices, you'll do anything to fit in! 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5327 How many lightyears per gallon? 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5328 Race you to the next solar system! 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5329 You don't want to go there - it sucks. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5330 Take a left after 500 light years and it's about one parsec. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5331 Please teleport your license to camp. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5332 Yeah. . . but the extra space doesn’t make up for the escape velocity fuel costs. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5333 Do you know if we'll get any hassle parking up here? 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5334 Laugh it up, fuzzballs. Who’s paying ?7 a gallon? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5335 With the intergalactic chip shortage, this is the best we could find…. It’s quite roomy though a real monster at the pump! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5336 So if we go straight, will we hit the 44 to Plymouth Rock? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5337 I told you the offer was too good to be true! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5338 We just followed the GPS turn by turn directions to get here, and you? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5339 You could fuel up on the third rock from the Sun but it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5340 Can you tell us where we can find some cheap gas? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5341 Is there a septic station in this galaxy? 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
5342 Do they have free parking on weekends there? 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5343 They also come with cups and bowls. Maybe they have extra cutlery. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5344 Mind if we plug in to your saucer? 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5345 Who is watching who 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5346 What kind of gas? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5347 It has mor room but the gas mileage is horrible 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5348 I didn't know those things got that kind of mileage 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5349 I just don't see how this tourism thing does anything for our economy. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5350 You’re gonna want to go about 250 light years, then hang a left at the supernova… 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5351 Sorry, no parking here. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5352 UFO or RV ……. R U Nuts only way travel is in a Spacious RV! ??? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5353 Hellow, something to eat? Yes, unidentified frying objects! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5354 Aah.... I am feeling electric ! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5355 Their conveyance is so conventional 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5356 Take a left at the moon. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5357 It is slower this way, but we get to see all the sites. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5358 Why don’t we merge. Imagine the offspring! 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5359 Whippersnappers...passing us on the right side, always giving us dirty looks like we're slowpokes when we're going exactly the Mach 5.5 speed limit. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5360 Sure, it's cool, but they'll get a 150 lightyear range on solar before they break down or have to recharge. I'm telling you, diesel is the way to go. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5361 I heard there was cheap gas around here. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5362 You see, we got more space in here, stole it from earth. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5363 We'll race you to Wall Drug. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5364 The homeless problem is getting bad on Planet Zirrzx. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5365 So,did you see that grey water toilet bidet combo at the RV Convention? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5366 Could you tell that I was getting road head back there? 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5367 His tesla per light-year might be slightly larger than ours, but we're not bad. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5368 We're bilking space tourists just like our competitors. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5369 Your own space in space with SRV (spaceRV) 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5370 Hey look, we seem similar. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5371 We prefer miles to light years per gallon, the numbers sound better. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5372 Watch out!!! Another food truck driver! 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5373 Elon Musk and his family on vacation 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5374 Why yes, we did get it from a guy named Lonestar. How did you know? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5375 Ours has cruise control, leather seats, LED headlights, Bluetooth, and a rear-view monitor - so there! 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5376 Looks like Zvzx and Bvzx snagged the Bezos beta space station. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5377 Don't bother with Roswell, all the rooms are taken. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5378 It's got a bathroom!" Cal Bellamy, Munster, I 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5379 Brakes!!! Is there any place safe from the Glorps? They can't even afford a real UFO, always fly like maniacs, and now they almost crash into us on our way to our dream vacation on Proxima Solaris! 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5380 I'll bet we get better fuel mileage than they are getting! 1.1042 0.04050 96 89 4 3
5381 This is the second vehicle we received courtesy of Elon Musk. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
5382 We gave them the raspberry. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5383 LIFE 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5384 The earthling 'honest Dave' said it's the latest thing called Retro-Bago and he gave us the musty fragrace package for free." 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5385 What Truck Stop gas card do you use? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5386 Dear,let’s get a TEARDROP pop-up like that cute one on the right. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5387 Our nearest gas station is about 3.4 light years from here. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5388 Gas prices got you leaving the galaxy? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5389 Area 52 Tourists..SMH!! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5390 No reservations with hookups open on Earth, we’re heading to Alpha Centauri 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5391 This year's Coachella was out of this world. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5392 How many parsecs does it get to a gallon? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5393 How many millions of miles per gallon do you get with that? 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5394 Headed to the outer rim for the summer! Just gets too hot in town these days! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5395 Ours is definitely more spacious and with a bed and bathroom. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5396 You wouldn't believe the lightyears to the gallon this thing gets 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
5397 Yes, it's our home on wheels and we love all of the stuff we can haul and the comfy beds. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5398 We're taking the cows out to stargraze.” 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5399 They need to go faster if they want to douse the fire. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5400 You know, I always thought it was just impossible to keep up with the Joneses. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5401 Challenge you to a wheelie poppers race to the bottom.” 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5402 Uh - DUH, no right on red in this zone of the galaxy! Jersey driver! 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5403 We were admiring your Airbnb? How much is the rent per night? 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5404 You still won't pull over for directions? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5405 You can't beat the trade-in they're giving. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5406 I hear those saucer ships are very economical; they get a thousand light years per charge. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5407 On a Roadtrip thru New Mexico the RVR's spot their mini-me's 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5408 Parking might be a problem. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5409 It might be easier for us to park, but I bet that they have somewhere in there to refrigerate leftovers in case they get peckish. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5410 Excuse me, where’s the nearest RV trailer? 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5411 They changed the location. This time the antique RV show is on Neptune. Go past Mars, turn left at Jupiter then right at Saturn. It`s about 970 million miles in good weather. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5412 I see your schwartz is bigger than mine. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5413 Brett Favre suggested we visit Yellowstone 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5414 Sorry guys, PlutoGlamping is closed for good 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5415 Yes, we have "space rock". 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5416 What's the gas mileage on that thing? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5417 With the price of gas, that is not a practical way to travel to other worlds. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5418 Pretty soon we're going to have to install those awful traffic lights! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5419 We’re not on the ones who like outer. 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
5420 I told you the vintage model was a bag idea. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5421 What In the universe?! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5422 So how many parsecs-per-gallon do you really get after the emissions scandal? 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5423 We love your antique four wheeler! 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
5424 We were adamant in getting a trailer with plenty of space... 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5425 It's called #vanlife. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5426 Hey, you're in an Earthling vehicle. Do you know what that red car back there careening around in the space lanes is doing? Music playing ~ and the driver was fake. Nonsensical! Why in the universe...? 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5427 Sorry, the waste shifter’s full. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
5428 We were scanning for deer when we found this listed for sale under "musk." 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
5429 How do we get to the nearest sanctuary state? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5430 We are saving a ton on gas with this drone 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5431 It costs a fortune to refule it and where in this galaxy are thy going to park it 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5432 Hang a left just after Juniper. You can't miss it. The Walmart's just before the third star on the right. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5433 Sorry we're late - got in the wrong line to pump out the waste tank. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5434 Wawa!! Sheetz!! 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
5435 It’s called ‘mimicry,’ Carl. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
5436 Try elsewhere, gas is sky high 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5437 I traded in my saucer for this ! 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5438 they look as if we are both from the same metaverse 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
5439 So, we kind of dropped your jar with holes punched in the lid. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5440 Do you have a tow strap? The hubby assured me we'd make the next gas station "no problem". 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5441 The hotels down there aren’t fit to stay in since the pandemic 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5442 I see you've decided to go on to that camping trip after all. Aren't you worried about soaring gas prices ? 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5443 It's slow, but we can eat and sleep in it. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5444 I had one of those, the only time I was happy was when I was filling up the gas tank. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5445 #My New Yorker Caption "They're never going to get a good night's sleep in that thing." 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5446 Wow! How much gas does it take to fill up that thing? 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
5447 'No problem, we both have indwelling catheters' 1.0952 0.04357 84 79 2 3
5448 Takes all kinds! 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5449 You're supposed to pass on the left. That's what the mirror's for. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5450 Looks like the neighbors got a bigger vehicle! 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
5451 Earthlings Shirley, Keith, Danny and that Rube called: Give them back their transpo, pronto! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5452 If you're looking for Earth, we just came from there. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5453 You weren’t joking when you named the RV Space Probe! 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5454 We are 'Space Balls' re-enactors. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5455 Let's see if they want to try Home Exchange? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5456 We've always wondered if there was intelligent life in the universe. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5457 Staying local; gas is just too expensive on Earth. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5458 Black water conduit first,THEN gray. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5459 We traded up for a sleeper van. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5460 Are we near the Milky Way? 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5461 Nancy, put that saucer away and get in her! We have to be at grandmas' by the eclipse. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5462 Nice ride, but we only roll Mel Brooks-style. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5463 Do they spoon on the moon, or what? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5464 Alien gas prices are out of this world. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5465 I bet our bathroom is way bigger. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5466 We bought this from an Old man and his nephew with a weird time keeping device which doesn't keep time 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5467 Would you mind if we pull off to get some gas first? 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5468 I think they call this a T-bone. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5469 Did you see any Moose? 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5470 Would it be possible to use your bathroom, please? 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
5471 What’s does is cost to park that thing? 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5472 You wouldn't catch me dead in that thing. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5473 Hey bear. Join me. We aren’t going anywhere. Peace and solidarity 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5474 We really need better traffic signals up here. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5475 Do you know where the nearest fueling station is? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5476 Looks fast but no room for waste water 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5477 But it’s electric. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5478 Obviously those guys haven't visited Earth yet. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5479 No gas worries ... Biden is giving these away. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5480 I got it from a Mawg named Barf! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5481 You need an upgrade! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5482 Is this the last galaxy for gas? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5483 Do you know the way out? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5484 How many miles to the gallon 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5485 Just back from Roswell -- but unless gas prices drop, it's off to Jupiter next year. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5486 Only problem is finding gas stations. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5487 They're gonna notice yours for sure. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5488 Passport checkpoint to enter the planet Venus for family vacation. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5489 It only gets 1 parsec to the gallon, but it’s a great way to see the galaxy. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5490 Can you direct us to an LPB Campground? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5491 Where's the cheapest gas up here? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5492 Listen your twenty twenty vision is not very good for starry night. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5493 https://soundcloud.com/jonathan-l-segal/sets/space-vacation-the-musical-by 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5494 Big ship (spaceship), small ****! 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5495 I told you we get more milage on electric than you do in that gas guzzler! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5496 His mouth is moving but I can't hear anything Wahtt? Wat? Hey? Come again? Huh? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5497 You need 4-wheel drive to colonize,so now they can cool their jets. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5498 I Joe they don’t run their generator all night. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5499 Could you direct us to the nearest gas station, the map is telling us it’s about 13 light years away? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5500 There's a traffic jam on the nebula delta orion thanks to human billionaires and their space junk, so many corpses line the horizon, the dead outnumber the stars a million to one, the grisly train of history screaming, screaming into eternal terminus 1.0826 0.02952 109 101 7 1
5501 We had to swap our saucer for this but it was worth it. It has a kitchen and shower. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5502 Earth? Sorry, but we are from away too! 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5503 These retirees should s in sub orbit and not clog up the galaxy 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5504 Don’t bother going. The park is closed due to flooding. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5505 Hybrids don't help much with these paranormal gas prices! 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
5506 Good thing we came when we did. 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
5507 Of course we can sprinkle pieces of a Milky Way bar on a Turbo Rocket. We weren't born in 2222. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5508 Marty's Econoline, route 44 off inter-galactic highway 9 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5509 Following the stars into infinite space 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5510 It's not very fast but it has legroom, a refrigerator, and beds. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5511 What kind of mileage do you get on that rhing 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5512 Got a great deal on it but the motor is junk. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5513 yeah we’re actually on our way to jupiter square garden! they’re doing like some secret show with Gamma UFOs. idk we won it through the text message thing or whatever. i know this is a pipe dream but i hope they do “world war iii” 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5514 Overrated, turns out there just aren't many balls of twine on that planet 1.0800 0.03674 100 95 2 3
5515 We got a great deal on it--no money down and 36 months to pay! 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5516 All these space tourists are clogging up the roads. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5517 I'm amazed that, even in this old clunker, we can reach the same speeds as the newer models! 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5518 The #VanLife is actually a highly effective use of space. 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
5519 They say the coups get better mileage, but where do they put everything? 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5520 We just got tired of filthy rest stops and motels. 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
5521 Nice rig." "Thanks, we're going to Earth, check out Yosemite. Then we're headed to Phoenix to visit Ed's mom. She has gallstones and we--" "--That's great! Have fun. Gotta go! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5522 You're right...14 miles per gallon at $6 per is ridiculous. Fortunately it's all down hill from Sirius, the Dog Star. By the way, they have a GREAT dog park. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5523 No vacancies, sorry…. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5524 Can you direct us to Dr Smiths surgery please, we're lost. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5525 those sporty saucer drivers always in such a hurry 1.0777 0.03291 103 97 4 2
5526 I wonder what kind of mileage they get. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5527 This retroversion will not work , you need to mega quandom 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5528 Interstellar Nomads 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5529 I think they are mummies.. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5530 I wonder what mileage they're getting up here? 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5531 Bypass planet Earth! 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5532 Pick ‘em up! 1.0759 0.03936 79 75 2 2
5533 How many miles do you get in that? 1.0753 0.03499 93 88 3 2
5534 We got a great deal with th trade in! 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5535 Which way is Roswell? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5536 They should've down sized... 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5537 You ever seen the movie Paul? No? ...well trust me, THIS is funny 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5538 They said “Ray Nomads” so we did! 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5539 Beats the high rents on Earth 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5540 We're off to see the Universe, it's better than just going coast to coast. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5541 - They said that the price of oil would be more or less here and here there is nothing. Can you help me? - My friend, unfortunately he changed his place and is well above here 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5542 This is the way. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5543 Democrats peddling their green energy crap again. Pie-in-the-sky dreams with no basis in reality. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5544 As long as you stay below the speed of light, you won’t be breaking any laws. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5545 So,what’s your gas mileage? 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5546 We decided to see the sights this summer! 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5547 A bit squishy, but parking would be a breeze. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5548 Hollywood? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5549 Are your students still alive? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5550 It only gest two light years to the mile, but we love it! 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5551 I never did get the whole RV attraction. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5552 Damn Meepzorp drivers!! 1.0674 0.03500 89 85 2 2
5553 We thought it was a good trade. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5554 'Sorry, you'll have to turn back. Uranus is closed due to flooding. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5555 uh oh I guess even disguised as humans we got caught by the neighbors 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
5556 OK,OK. I 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5557 Oh, please. We didn’t wind up at one of those RV camping sites, did we? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5558 I don't want to get flagged as a UAP. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5559 Yikes! The future is us in a box? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5560 Well my Tesla is in the shop but we needed something with an off-road trim for this trip anyways... 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5561 Find parking anywhere? 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5562 Bought it at Nomadland…it’s pretty good for a Space Odyssey. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5563 Going places. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
5564 Just go straight until you get to the Moon and then take a turn to the right to get home. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5565 It's just that with gas prices how they are... 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5566 I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5567 "Hi, We want to reach 445 Interstella St." 1.0594 0.02364 101 95 6 0
5568 Roswell and Area 51 were just okay, and no we couldn't Bob and Harriet out. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5569 Zoiks! Can you imagine how many credits it must take to fuel that thing? 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
5570 Hey, buddy, where's the nearest hookup? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5571 Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of hot out eat the food? 1.0543 0.02376 92 87 5 0
5572 There's no rest stops for hours! 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5573 How do you afford gas for space travel? 1.0488 0.02956 82 79 2 1
5574 Our’s has a marine toilet. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5575 Of course we pass them on the right, they are never in the correct lane! 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0