Contest #808


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808

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “We thought we’d try a flying object they could identify.”
  2. “We can comfortably abduct a family of four.”
  3. “You miss so much at light speed.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-06-26T18:58:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-07-17T19:00:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-07-04T19:02:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 11 & 18, 2022
Number of captions 5576
Number of responses 892788
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Yeah, Florida was just getting too weird for us. 1.9310 0.01078 5858 2211 1840 1807
1 The U.S, Supreme Court repealed the law of gravity because it wasn't mentioned in the Constitution so we jut took off with it, 1.9176 0.01188 5121 2078 1387 1656
2 No matter how far we go, your freaking parents always show up. 1.9162 0.01155 5002 1895 1631 1476
3 Trump sent us, we're looking for 11,780 votes. 1.8969 0.01383 3714 1531 1035 1148
4 We just empty it over Florida 1.8958 0.01242 4521 1835 1322 1364
5 We thought we'd try a Flying Object they could Identify. 1.8858 0.01120 5357 2140 1689 1528
6 We cut our trip to Earth short - great scenery but no sign of intelligent life. 1.8840 0.01109 5501 2217 1705 1579
7 And don't bother with Roswell. It's such a tourist trap. 1.8814 0.01114 5078 1935 1810 1333
8 '' Swallow your pride, dear, and just ask them for directions." 1.8735 0.01097 5303 2069 1836 1398
9 We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty 1.8707 0.01139 5189 2126 1608 1455
10 Yeah, Earth. How could you tell? 1.8549 0.01118 4858 1879 1805 1174
11 What we learned is you can't trust Google Maps. 1.8549 0.01124 5030 2015 1730 1285
12 We can comfortably abduct a family of four. 1.8520 0.01064 5481 2165 1962 1354
13 Any chance you can be a little more specific than make a right at the light? 1.8418 0.01496 2667 1040 1009 618
14 It was a constellation prize. 1.8409 0.01188 4525 1863 1519 1143
15 You may be 3,445,000 times faster, but we've got a toilet. 1.8333 0.01288 3600 1424 1352 824
16 It's very blue; hard to miss. If you reach the one with Rings, you've gone too far. 1.8272 0.01047 5313 2085 2061 1167
17 Just looking for the nearest rest stop, someone’s got to go number 6 1.8180 0.01215 4417 1915 1391 1111
18 You may be faster, but we have a bathroom. 1.8166 0.01507 2426 931 1009 486
19 Couple watching TV in the back don't even know we abducted them. 1.8131 0.01117 5041 2143 1697 1201
20 We rented it with unlimited mileage. 1.8125 0.01158 4384 1776 1654 954
21 That’s us before we had kids. 1.8122 0.01044 5340 2150 2043 1147
22 Would it kill you to ask for directions? 1.8064 0.01259 3761 1556 1377 828
23 If Jupiter is crowded, try Mercury. It’s hot this time of year, but it’s a dry heat. 1.8000 0.01130 4616 1915 1709 992
24 We went in peace and left with incredibly low monthly payments. 1.7994 0.01511 2592 1079 954 559
25 The salesman was right, these were flying off the lot. 1.7869 0.01290 3440 1429 1315 696
26 Your blinker's been on for the last 11 million light years. 1.7863 0.01164 4549 1992 1537 1020
27 Take us to your dealer . 1.7834 0.01068 5370 2353 1827 1190
28 We're going to empty the septic tank on earth. They'll never know the difference. 1.7792 0.01204 4329 1942 1401 986
29 We needed more space. 1.7744 0.01101 4902 2134 1740 1028
30 Yeah, it's slower, but we don't have to hassle with finding a planet for the night! 1.7715 0.01141 4158 1709 1690 759
31 You mean I've had my blinker on since Alpha Centauri? 1.7615 0.01066 5060 2201 1865 994
32 If you see the ringed planet you've gone too far....and lock your doors passing that third planet. 1.7611 0.01284 3466 1503 1288 675
33 It's not fancy, but it gets 32 light-years per gallon. 1.7604 0.01274 3397 1441 1329 627
34 We're vacationing in Area 51 again, but we don't want to draw so much attention this time. 1.7546 0.01213 3936 1741 1420 775
35 Hey! You're left blinker's been on since Alpha Centauri. 1.7538 0.01258 3582 1565 1334 683
36 It can probe six comfortably. 1.7496 0.01048 5618 2614 1797 1207
37 No sign of intelligent life, but really cheap RVs" 1.7487 0.01130 4647 2110 1595 942
38 We even have satellite TV ! 1.7485 0.01157 4183 1829 1577 777
39 We love camping out under the stars. 1.7482 0.01133 4400 1935 1638 827
40 Yeah, we just couldn't fit the kids in the saucer anymore. 1.7471 0.01124 4254 1816 1698 740
41 It says right here, Maps to the Stars’ Homes. 1.7409 0.01572 2316 1040 836 440
42 Could we use your bathroom? 1.7387 0.01117 4477 1987 1673 817
43 Don't judge. It has a bathroom. 1.7373 0.01095 4473 1940 1768 765
44 The worst part was the DMV 1.7328 0.01167 4271 1965 1482 824
45 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.7325 0.01134 4934 2402 1450 1082
46 It's roomy but only gets 5 light years per gallon. 1.7196 0.01345 2825 1229 1159 437
47 Once the kids moved out, Bob and I decided let’s just go for it. 1.7045 0.01371 2667 1179 1097 391
48 'Pizza's here! ' 1.7017 0.01446 2756 1327 924 505
49 They weren't kidding about all-terrain. 1.6712 0.01460 2555 1254 887 414
50 look ! it's an original bubble top. 1.6535 0.01838 1550 767 553 230
51 We’re looking for an affordable retirement planet. 1.6487 0.01618 2038 1027 700 311
52 Holy crap, it's my parents! 1.6282 0.01945 1630 918 400 312
53 License and registration, please. Are you aware that you were cruising at the speed of light? 1.6270 0.01936 1480 789 454 237
54 My husband’s too embarrassed to ask for directions to Uranus. 1.6243 0.04017 362 199 100 63
55 The handling's not great, but the space is unbeatable. 1.6238 0.01933 1393 723 471 199
56 Of all the spheres and all the planets, they have to move into ours 1.6231 0.02346 926 476 323 127
57 Are we there yet? 1.6131 0.02220 1127 615 333 179
58 It’s all about blending in. Bring enough beer and you’re golden. 1.6123 0.02064 1215 641 404 170
59 We picked it up on our last trip to New Mexico. 1.6118 0.02063 1270 685 393 192
60 Best of all, the bathroom has a black hole. 1.6093 0.02173 1231 692 328 211
61 Keep going! The gas prices on this planet are outrageous! 1.6083 0.02100 1177 626 386 165
62 This sleeps four abductees comfortably. 1.6065 0.02138 1141 610 370 161
63 ‘Can we use your bathroom?’ 1.6052 0.02145 1203 664 350 189
64 Turn left," I said. But no! "I know a better way," he said 1.5913 0.02368 969 542 281 146
65 We just came from there. You're going to love the portions. 1.5913 0.02341 964 532 294 138
66 So what? This one has a bathroom. 1.5900 0.02380 956 535 278 143
67 I can remember when the word ‘space’ actually meant something. 1.5881 0.02362 1039 603 261 175
68 We ran out of gas a billion years ago. 1.5876 0.02397 919 510 278 131
69 We need to stop. We heard a Big Bang. 1.5795 0.02711 799 473 189 137
70 As Yogi Berra said: “We’re lost but we’re making good time” 1.5785 0.02461 885 502 254 129
71 You miss so much at light speed. 1.5755 0.02682 775 450 204 121
72 No, Margaret, I do not need you to ask them for directions. 1.5749 0.02415 934 537 257 140
73 Yeah, we skipped earth. Gas prices are astronomical! 1.5733 0.02516 839 478 241 120
74 Mom? Dad? 1.5733 0.02499 839 475 247 117
75 Are we in the future or you in the past? 1.5731 0.02688 759 439 205 115
76 We're going back to Earth for more beer, you guys need anything? 1.5729 0.02567 803 457 232 114
77 It has all the creature comforts. 1.5711 0.02492 774 423 260 91
78 We're getting the band back together 1.5688 0.02775 814 506 153 155
79 Now that we're retired, we decided to see the universe. 1.5687 0.02680 721 409 214 98
80 You go invade. We’ll look for parking. 1.5674 0.02827 675 391 185 99
81 Do you know how to get back on the Milky Way? 1.5669 0.02653 718 404 221 93
82 Get outta the goddam fast lane! 1.5665 0.02819 692 405 182 105
83 We’re lost, but my husband refuses to ask for directions. 1.5632 0.02794 728 435 176 117
84 Harold, for the love of God, will you please pull over ask for directions? 1.5598 0.02861 711 432 160 119
85 We always said we'd drive across the universe when we retired. 1.5577 0.02845 615 349 189 77
86 No, you can’t use ours. You should have thought about that before you left. 1.5507 0.02864 641 377 175 89
87 We picked it up in Roswell. It is a classic. 1.5475 0.03016 590 352 153 85
88 Just wanted to let you know your brake light is out 1.5470 0.02753 638 364 199 75
89 We’re visiting the grandkids in Roswell. 1.5460 0.02930 630 378 160 92
90 They were a primitive form of life except for this one brilliant invention. 1.5426 0.03008 575 341 156 78
91 That's right. We're retired now. 1.5418 0.02920 598 352 168 78
92 I hope you rented that with the unlimited mileage plan. 1.5411 0.03122 560 340 137 83
93 Which way to the climate-change denying planet? 1.5398 0.03229 515 311 130 74
94 Area 51's got an RV park! 1.5392 0.02756 612 348 198 66
95 We don't plan to colonize, just a weekend getaway. 1.5387 0.02857 594 344 180 70
96 We haven’t found any intelligent life, but we did find this. 1.5381 0.03050 565 339 148 78
97 Do you know why I pulled you over? 1.5363 0.03358 468 282 121 65
98 UFOs are so sixties, you know. 1.5361 0.03008 513 293 165 55
99 „Yeah, it‘s an import.“ 1.5358 0.02894 573 332 175 66
100 Did you know that your parents would be here? 1.5352 0.03048 540 319 153 68
101 Sorry, our GPS cut out too. 1.5341 0.02967 543 315 166 62
102 This is what happens when you refuse to stop for directions. 1.5326 0.03231 522 321 124 77
103 Our close encounter was with a very persuasive used car salesman. 1.5319 0.03295 502 309 119 74
104 No, we can't find a charging station either. 1.5319 0.03295 502 309 119 74
105 Well, we wanted something with more space. 1.5298 0.03272 487 295 126 66
106 How many light years to the gallon does it get? 1.5297 0.02899 572 335 171 66
107 It’s not rocket science. 1.5291 0.02998 533 312 160 61
108 I told him to ask for directions two galaxies ago. 1.5290 0.03170 518 314 134 70
109 We're retired, you? 1.5289 0.03004 537 316 158 63
110 The mileage isn’t great, but it can abduct up to eight comfortably! 1.5288 0.03207 520 319 127 74
111 We’re looking for a place with a sewage hook up. Earth was full. 1.5286 0.03215 560 356 112 92
112 Pass on the left, you idiot! 1.5283 0.03161 477 279 144 54
113 We plan to camp out under the stars. 1.5268 0.03042 560 340 145 75
114 We needed to find open space to park. But this place has no atmosphere 1.5262 0.03163 496 296 139 61
115 We’re working from home. 1.5258 0.03096 542 330 139 73
116 Sir, I’m going to need you to step out of the vehicle 1.5254 0.03367 493 310 107 76
117 We felt very uncomfortable in Roswell, but we felt right at home in Vegas. 1.5244 0.03104 492 289 148 55
118 The hardest part is finding a place with sewer and electricity hookups. 1.5233 0.02985 516 300 162 54
119 Stay away from the third planet 1.5226 0.03078 509 302 148 59
120 Yeah,it has a bathroom, why ? 1.5222 0.03027 540 324 150 66
121 See, I told you that we wouldn't be the only ones traveling during Covid 1.5219 0.03096 479 279 150 50
122 Florida? You're heading to Florida? 1.5211 0.03341 451 273 121 57
123 Picked this bad boy up at Earth's going out of business sale! 1.5204 0.03377 465 288 112 65
124 Nice turn signal, asshole! 1.5204 0.03396 490 312 101 77
125 It makes abductions way easier. 1.5198 0.03391 429 258 119 52
126 Let me guess...you bought yours during the pandemic. 1.5189 0.03111 476 279 147 50
127 We sold our place in Roswell and live here fulltime! 1.5176 0.03188 512 316 127 69
128 Uh-oh, they're millenials. Just pretend you don't see them. 1.5157 0.03264 446 266 130 50
129 We’ve been really satisfied with the upgrade to ‘identified’ flying object. 1.5144 0.03400 451 280 110 61
130 We abduct them, then take them on a tour of their national parks. 1.5137 0.03307 473 293 117 63
131 You can find cheap gas in Uranus. 1.5134 0.03447 448 281 104 63
132 They were delicious AND came in this cool box... 1.5121 0.03711 414 268 80 66
133 Screw the invasion, we're retired. 1.5089 0.03200 507 317 122 68
134 We have a bumper sticker that says, "Our other car is a UFO". 1.5070 0.03542 430 274 94 62
135 They stole our UFO for research, we stole their bus 1.5058 0.03487 429 270 101 58
136 Eleven mpg on the highway, 1.2 light years in the galaxy. 1.5053 0.03045 475 280 150 45
137 The handling is poor but it has room to abduct a whole family. 1.5047 0.03506 426 269 99 58
138 With the kids gone, we just thought, "why not"? 1.5043 0.03180 468 284 132 52
139 Roswell is absolutely worth an extra day. 1.5042 0.03202 472 289 128 55
140 We're pulling out, if you want our spot. 1.5000 0.03459 384 232 112 40
141 Its a loaner. Our saucer is in the shop. 1.4976 0.03413 420 261 109 50
142 We get it, you've been to Earth. 1.4975 0.03458 396 243 109 44
143 Just be glad we're not behind them. 1.4972 0.03773 360 228 85 47
144 What kind of light-yearage are you getting on that thing? 1.4967 0.03226 459 283 124 52
145 Are you the guys from Triple-A? 1.4963 0.03464 409 255 105 49
146 Mom, Dad, we can explain.... 1.4962 0.03583 391 246 96 49
147 Terrible mileage, but we can sleep just about anywhere. 1.4950 0.03461 404 251 106 47
148 I said find ET not RV 1.4948 0.03566 388 243 98 47
149 If you had one, you’d be home by now. 1.4942 0.03376 429 268 110 51
150 The decoded transmission apparently says "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty." 1.4941 0.03537 421 271 92 58
151 Avoid that blue marble. They’re nuts!!! 1.4933 0.03808 373 243 76 54
152 Orion? Uh-oh,you should have turned left two light years ago. 1.4924 0.03383 396 241 115 40
153 I don't even know what Gray Poupon is. 1.4894 0.03915 378 255 61 62
154 It's much easier to convince them that they're not being abducted 1.4880 0.03579 375 235 97 43
155 You don’t want to go there, that’s why we left 1.4878 0.03388 410 255 110 45
156 Well, they have this thing down there called Craig's List. 1.4851 0.03931 336 218 73 45
157 We never thought we’d be those 5,000 year olds that owned an RV but here we are. 1.4848 0.03796 330 207 86 37
158 Yeah, take a left. 1.4842 0.03754 349 222 85 42
159 There’s grandma and grandpa! 1.4837 0.03967 337 221 69 47
160 We just wanted to take our time and really see the universe. 1.4812 0.03780 320 199 88 33
161 Yellowstone was closed!? After we drove all this way?? 1.4810 0.03666 343 214 93 36
162 35 trillion gallons to the light-year if we don’t use the air conditioning. 1.4802 0.03531 379 239 98 42
163 We scored this sweet ride during an abduction last summer. 1.4799 0.03627 348 217 95 36
164 Can you believe they’re still flying that old gas guzzling camper? 1.4798 0.03091 471 292 132 47
165 No, I do not have any Grey Poupon. 1.4798 0.03627 371 237 90 44
166 I wanted a Galaxy and this was all that was available. 1.4790 0.03737 334 210 88 36
167 We want to go to Vegas before destroying all mankind." 1.4784 0.03616 324 197 99 28
168 Meepzorp won’t admit that he is lost. 1.4771 0.04058 327 218 62 47
169 No, Earth is closed due to climate change. 1.4767 0.04181 279 179 67 33
170 Let see if an Identified Flying Object won't scare humans as much. 1.4765 0.03784 361 237 76 48
171 Act natural 1.4758 0.03770 330 209 85 36
172 Aerodynamics suck, but we've got a queen-sized bed and wet bar! 1.4744 0.03565 371 236 94 41
173 Depending on your taste, we left a hilarious message in a cornfield on that blue planet. 1.4724 0.04120 290 188 67 35
174 Lightspeed? No, but we do have a composting toilet. 1.4719 0.03632 356 227 90 39
175 You have had your laser beams on high since the last nebula!” 1.4719 0.03956 320 209 71 40
176 they’re saying your turn signal has been on for the last two light years. 1.4700 0.04075 283 181 71 31
177 They'll be expecting a flying saucer, you know. The element of surprise is important. 1.4695 0.03990 311 203 70 38
178 I see you've already visited Earth. 1.4694 0.03602 360 230 91 39
179 Your left rear tail light is out. 1.4692 0.03670 373 245 81 47
180 Driving this is bad for the environment? What environment? 1.4685 0.03951 286 180 78 28
181 Earth? Been there once, don't recommend it. 1.4685 0.03767 333 214 82 37
182 Your tail light is out. 1.4683 0.03711 331 210 87 34
183 Turns out we didn't make the pardon list. 1.4682 0.03909 314 203 75 36
184 Sure, it screams 'Retired', but it is SO comfortable. 1.4676 0.03639 355 228 88 39
185 Anything wrong officer? 1.4672 0.04108 274 175 70 29
186 We wanted more space. 1.4671 0.03783 334 216 80 38
187 With the distances and emptiness and all, we really felt we needed a bathroom. 1.4670 0.03795 349 230 75 44
188 We're lost too but, then, we're on vacation. 1.4659 0.03858 279 172 84 23
189 How many galaxies do you get to the gallon? 1.4655 0.03669 348 224 86 38
190 HE won't ask for directions, either. 1.4655 0.03888 348 234 66 48
191 If we let you use the bathroom, everyone's going to want to use it. 1.4652 0.04067 316 212 61 43
192 The GPS says we are at Costco 1.4648 0.03743 327 209 84 34
193 We traded our son for it at a place called Roswell, New Mexico! 1.4646 0.03494 381 245 95 41
194 We won this as a constellation prize. 1.4645 0.03864 338 224 71 43
195 Came with the guy we abducted 1.4642 0.04408 265 177 53 35
196 How far from here to eternity? 1.4639 0.03733 319 202 86 31
197 Is there a rest stop in two million miles? 1.4638 0.03603 304 185 97 22
198 Wow! A food truck! 1.4637 0.03906 317 207 73 37
199 Yes, we've retired 1.4637 0.03855 317 205 77 35
200 We’ve been trying to reach you about your auto’s extended warranty” 1.4634 0.04266 287 193 55 39
201 Would you happen to have some Grey Poupon? 1.4633 0.04125 300 200 61 39
202 Your right turn signal has been on for the last two light years. 1.4623 0.03920 292 186 77 29
203 ...and if you get to the planet with the weird apes, you've gone too far. 1.4613 0.03834 336 222 73 41
204 Pardon me, would have any Grey Poupon? 1.4613 0.04182 284 188 61 35
205 I think they’re from the planet Winnebago 1.4611 0.03685 334 214 86 34
206 Gas prices are astronomical 1.4611 0.03635 321 201 92 28
207 We really wanted more space. 1.4606 0.03753 343 225 78 40
208 It's more practical once you land 1.4597 0.03724 335 217 82 36
209 Yes, but does your planet have hookups? 1.4594 0.03589 320 199 95 26
210 It’s a 2001 Space Odyssey, limited edition, with wood trim, mini kitchen, and full probing station. 1.4593 0.03493 381 247 93 41
211 ``Go ahead and pass, knucklehead. You've been on my ass for over a million miles.'' 1.4593 0.03789 344 228 74 42
212 Try Mars before the earthlings get there and ruin it. 1.4593 0.03972 307 202 69 36
213 Where is Planet Hollywood? 1.4593 0.04116 270 174 68 28
214 It’s a comet. You can tell from the trail of gas and dust it leaves behind. 1.4592 0.04017 294 192 69 33
215 No hyperdrive, only overdrive, but it has a built-in microwave, can sleep 10 of us comfortably and the trade-in was just amazing. 1.4592 0.03457 355 223 101 31
216 Your blinker has been on since the last galaxy. 1.4582 0.04106 299 200 61 38
217 ...wait'll those pilots get THIS on their radar!" 1.4565 0.03715 333 216 82 35
218 Sure it's slower, but we have a toilet. 1.4564 0.03861 298 191 78 29
219 Earth? Skip it. 1.4561 0.04049 285 186 68 31
220 It takes longer, but you see so much more. 1.4561 0.03880 296 190 77 29
221 Earth has just the right combination of carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen - plus free overnight parking at Walmart. 1.4556 0.04081 270 174 69 27
222 That little thing probably doesn't even have a cup holder. 1.4555 0.03835 281 176 82 23
223 We abducted the car salesperson and next thing we knew, we had a RV loan with 96 monthly payments. 1.4549 0.04433 244 161 55 28
224 'Take us to your leader' didn't work, so we finally tried 'just make us a sweetheart deal'. 1.4548 0.03686 321 205 86 30
225 If you need a sewer hookup, there's one on Uranus. 1.4533 0.04175 300 205 54 41
226 Retirement’s not all bad: they call us ‘tourists’ instead of ‘aliens’ now. 1.4531 0.04132 256 164 68 24
227 I see you've been to Earth. 1.4526 0.03862 327 218 70 39
228 You’ve NEVER seen Nomadland??! 1.4519 0.04180 270 178 62 30
229 This is our first vacation in light-years. 1.4514 0.03955 288 187 72 29
230 It's from earth. It's designed to see the universe and create family discord. 1.4502 0.03680 331 215 83 33
231 We’re vacationing in Roswell. Family reunion. 1.4500 0.03609 340 220 87 33
232 Sure, it's big but it makes great crop circles. 1.4495 0.03965 287 187 71 29
233 It’s for our twilight years. 1.4484 0.04026 281 184 68 29
234 We just came from Earth. One star. Would not recommend. 1.4480 0.04684 221 148 47 26
235 Pull over, you just ran a red dwarf. 1.4474 0.04156 266 175 63 28
236 We always like to take something from wherever we visit. 1.4473 0.04324 237 154 60 23
237 Good Lord! It's Betty and Harold. I thought they were going to Neptune on vacation. 1.4470 0.03894 264 166 78 20
238 Honey, just ask for directions. 1.4463 0.04057 298 201 61 36
239 Never abduct a used car salesman. 1.4452 0.04096 283 189 62 32
240 yeah,we're going to burning man too. 1.4451 0.03804 319 211 74 34
241 I don’t think you understand the gravity of our situation.” 1.4444 0.04235 234 150 64 20
242 Can you pass the Grey Poupon? 1.4444 0.04625 216 143 50 23
243 We are taking the scenic route 1.4440 0.04063 241 152 71 18
244 Gas schmas... we converted to warp drive. 1.4436 0.04003 257 164 72 21
245 We find it has more room for our abductees. 1.4433 0.04007 300 202 63 35
246 I swear they forget how to drive after they retire. 1.4419 0.03941 301 201 67 33
247 They're primitive, sure. But you gotta hand it to them - putting a microwave in here is genius. 1.4416 0.03827 274 174 79 21
248 Excuse me. Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.4413 0.03811 315 209 73 33
249 The earthlings will never see us coming. 1.4412 0.04119 272 181 62 29
250 Your right or our right? 1.4408 0.04655 211 140 49 22
251 I told you not to listen to the GPS 1.4405 0.04501 227 151 52 24
252 How many light years to a gallon do you get in that gas guzzler anyways? 1.4403 0.03678 318 207 82 29
253 They have not evolved, Madame Leader. They don't respect the female of their species to make personal choices. It's time to activate the uterus in each male, and watch the shit show from the road. 1.4393 0.04396 280 198 41 41
254 AirB&B just got too pricey. 1.4375 0.04017 272 179 67 26
255 There was no intelligent life, but we couldn’t pass up the gift shop. 1.4366 0.04261 268 183 53 32
256 Forget it. Gas there has gone astronomical. 1.4357 0.04184 241 157 63 21
257 We've been there and, believe me, it's not worth it. 1.4327 0.03887 312 212 65 35
258 Turn back -- we can't afford their gas. 1.4325 0.03905 289 192 69 28
259 Let’s not report this. They’ll think we’re crazy! 1.4321 0.04059 280 189 61 30
260 Remember when you get to earth, Keep it on the ground, don't go over 55 mph and you won't draw anyone's attention. 1.4321 0.04318 243 163 55 25
261 Now will you ask for directions? 1.4316 0.03762 329 223 70 36
262 We made a clean swap at Burning Man. 1.4302 0.04205 258 174 57 27
263 How many more times are we going to be called out here to repair this thing? The parts are hard to find. 1.4302 0.04169 258 173 59 26
264 Extra space is the final frontier. 1.4297 0.04156 256 171 60 25
265 Earth? No,I wouldn’t recommend visiting it. 1.4291 0.04089 268 180 61 27
266 He hates when I ask for directions, but we've been driving in circles for hours 1.4286 0.04341 238 160 54 24
267 " The campground? You should have turned left 300 light years ago." 1.4286 0.04101 273 185 59 29
268 Yeah, it's slower... but it has a bathroom. 1.4281 0.03808 299 199 72 28
269 We come from the future, but not YOUR future. 1.4279 0.04385 222 147 55 20
270 Got a great trade in value in Roswell, New Mexico. 1.4275 0.04077 269 181 61 27
271 Space tourism is no longer just for tech billionaires. 1.4275 0.04276 255 174 53 28
272 It was listed as space junk but we say it’s reto. 1.4275 0.04166 255 171 59 25
273 We just need a little push. 1.4267 0.04336 232 155 55 22
274 They're on sale in Roswell! 1.4267 0.04250 225 147 60 18
275 ....and I thought the Millennium Falcon was the biggest hunk of junk in the galaxy. 1.4265 0.03942 272 180 68 24
276 When you can work from anywhere, why not? 1.4259 0.04566 216 146 48 22
277 We retired! 1.4259 0.04073 263 176 62 25
278 We're going to see some friends in New Mexico 1.4253 0.04536 221 150 48 23
279 It was the only Starship Enterprise had. 1.4249 0.04065 273 185 60 28
280 Us? We're lost, but he won't ask. 1.4240 0.04299 250 171 52 27
281 We got it before gas started costing 47 blorps per splergle. 1.4237 0.04223 262 180 53 29
282 You come in peace, we come in comfort. 1.4236 0.04777 203 139 42 22
283 When you reach the Zflerb Galaxy make a hard left and keep going for about 2.537 million light years. You’ll see this unspectacular star with eight or nine planets orbiting it. You want the third one from the star. Rent-a-RV will be on your right. 1.4229 0.04261 253 173 53 27
284 We don't know what to do with all this space. 1.4226 0.04241 239 160 57 22
285 An RV sounds better than a UFO and we will be able to abduct more people. 1.4217 0.04157 249 167 59 23
286 You were supposed to infiltrate, not assimilate. 1.4211 0.04624 209 142 46 21
287 Don't go to earth. You can't afford to refuel. 1.4211 0.04386 228 154 52 22
288 We just love all the space! 1.4208 0.04468 240 167 45 28
289 No, we're from Milwaukee -- but good guess! 1.4206 0.04143 233 153 62 18
290 - “We’re looking for a place with more atmosphere.” 1.4204 0.04165 245 164 59 22
291 Watch out, there's a cop two light years ahead. 1.4197 0.03916 274 183 67 24
292 I'm sorry, but you can't park here. 1.4197 0.03916 274 183 67 24
293 Did you see that?! Voyager 1 totally cut me off! 1.4191 0.04294 241 164 53 24
294 We retired a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. 1.4189 0.04516 222 152 47 23
295 We prefer the freedom of the open void. 1.4182 0.04114 220 142 64 14
296 Yes, it is ugly, but nobody will report seeing us to NASA 1.4181 0.04415 232 159 49 24
297 No. Take ME to YOUR dealer. 1.4181 0.04329 232 157 53 22
298 It doesn’t do hyper speed but it’s got a king bed and heated seats. 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
299 The seller was only getting 9 mpg, but after a few tweaks, we're averaging 37,433. 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
300 Looking for a dump station, Earth is full. 1.4177 0.04345 249 173 48 28
301 Wow, look at that 60’s Jetsons model. So retro. 1.4174 0.04485 230 159 46 25
302 Duck, it’s grandma and grandpa.” 1.4173 0.04244 254 175 52 27
303 Don't stare honey, they'll know we're tourists. 1.4167 0.04754 204 141 41 22
304 Yes it’s slow but we find traveling at warp speed makes you miss the little things. 1.4163 0.04620 209 143 45 21
305 Take the north star about three or four light years and then it will be the second planet on your left. You can't miss it. 1.4159 0.04292 214 141 57 16
306 It’s an ETV. 1.4156 0.04384 231 158 50 23
307 We finally made it off the grid. 1.4156 0.04164 231 153 60 18
308 All of space and time. Nowhere to park. 1.4145 0.04342 234 160 51 23
309 Pull over, get out of the vehicle and put your antennas up where I can see them. 1.4143 0.04204 251 172 54 25
310 I told him not to take a right at Albuquerque ! 1.4135 0.04259 237 161 54 22
311 It makes great crop circles. 1.4133 0.04285 225 151 55 19
312 We're not looking so much for abductions as we are for RV hookups 1.4131 0.04406 213 143 52 18
313 We heard the outer planets are made of gas. 1.4126 0.04563 206 140 47 19
314 We can't decide between the moon and New York City. 1.4126 0.04715 223 159 36 28
315 Did they just call us boomers? 1.4121 0.04869 182 124 41 17
316 Sure it's slower, but it can comfortably probe six. 1.4120 0.04224 233 157 56 20
317 We’re about to leave if you want to park in our spot 1.4120 0.04353 233 160 50 23
318 We are identified flying objects. 1.4118 0.05250 170 119 32 19
319 Sure it's slow but it's the journey not the destination." 1.4118 0.04041 255 172 61 22
320 Fuck the Supreme Court. 1.4115 0.04832 226 165 29 32
321 We get great gas mileage in a vacuum. 1.4115 0.04464 209 141 50 18
322 We had a nice little two-seater coupe, sexy, fast- then we had kids. 1.4111 0.03879 287 196 64 27
323 Avoid the Intergalactic 65. They are fixing a black hole there. 1.4111 0.04970 180 124 38 18
324 Gas is 3¢ cheaper at Proxima Centauri. 1.4111 0.04024 253 170 62 21
325 Why? Well, nobody is going to report seeing a flying RV. 1.4108 0.05049 185 130 34 21
326 Look at those two...totally Americanized. 1.4105 0.04230 229 154 56 19
327 Honestly,it was a COVID purchase. 1.4105 0.04493 229 160 44 25
328 Yeah, we're empty-nesters seeing the world. No, we don't know what the wheels are for either. 1.4104 0.04518 212 145 47 20
329 We got tired of being called "unidentified." 1.4103 0.04632 195 132 46 17
330 We pass as tourists in Area 51. 1.4097 0.04346 227 155 51 21
331 Not only was the trade in a deal great,but we qualified for a Senior Pass. 1.4091 0.04002 220 142 66 12
332 These are dark days indeed. So much for inalienable rights. 1.4086 0.05197 186 134 28 24
333 It came with a meth lab. 1.4086 0.03939 257 172 65 20
334 Well, Nancy convinced me that 10 mpg didn’t really matter in zero gravity so here we are. 1.4078 0.04113 255 175 56 24
335 Hey--you know any planets with good hookups? 1.4074 0.04552 189 126 49 14
336 We picked it up in Roswell, runs like a dream. 1.4070 0.04151 258 179 53 26
337 Area 51 has an RV park, right? 1.4070 0.04041 258 176 59 23
338 No! I said to rent “E.T.” not an RV! 1.4068 0.04350 236 164 48 24
339 Mom, Dad, you're embarrassing us. 1.4060 0.04334 234 162 49 23
340 In space nobody can hear you honk. 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
341 Your ship might be faster, but it sure is nice not having to drop out of warp for potty breaks. 1.4045 0.03977 267 183 60 24
342 Yeah, Yellowstone's closed--anything around here worth seeing? 1.4039 0.03995 255 173 61 21
343 There goes the galaxy. 1.4036 0.04256 223 151 54 18
344 You can always tell who is a tourist 1.4034 0.04279 238 165 50 23
345 I say, do you have any grey poupon? 1.4030 0.04581 201 138 45 18
346 NOW will you ask directions? 1.4025 0.04134 236 160 57 19
347 We’re looking for the Area 51 Walmart. 1.4012 0.05060 172 120 35 17
348 Pardon me…would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4010 0.04587 207 144 43 20
349 Do you have jumper cables? 1.4008 0.04120 237 161 57 19
350 Look, an antique starship from the Winnebago galaxy! 1.4000 0.04447 195 131 50 14
351 The earthlings aren't as stupid as we thought - they invented a portable restroom. 1.4000 0.04426 230 162 44 24
352 “ Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon ?” 1.4000 0.04756 225 165 30 30
353 OK, Boomer! 1.4000 0.04436 220 153 46 21
354 We didn't want to leave the dog home alone. 1.4000 0.04280 210 141 54 15
355 He asked if we have any Grey Poupon. 1.3991 0.04464 218 152 45 21
356 It has a fridge, a stove and a bathroom, so make all the fun you want. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
357 It's all about space. 1.3988 0.04933 168 115 39 14
358 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.3987 0.05274 153 106 33 14
359 You're seriously going to park right next to me? 1.3981 0.04588 216 153 40 23
360 It runs on solar 1.3980 0.04602 196 135 44 17
361 We're breaking Zorg out of Area 51. 1.3976 0.04512 254 188 31 35
362 There’s a lot more space. 1.3973 0.04541 219 155 41 23
363 Please, please ask for directions! 1.3971 0.04632 204 143 41 20
364 If you see this vehicle rocking, don't come knocking. 1.3970 0.04716 199 140 39 20
365 I'm starting to feel the gravity of this situation 1.3960 0.04503 202 139 46 17
366 We accidentally landed in Roswell, Georgia. 1.3957 0.04465 230 164 41 25
367 Humans might be stupid but they know how to travel. Besides, the salesperson gave us a great deal once we pulled out the probe. 1.3955 0.04478 220 155 43 22
368 We're going camping where no man has gone before. 1.3951 0.04346 205 139 51 15
369 Sorry, we didn’t know this space was reserved. 1.3951 0.04125 243 168 54 21
370 We came in peace but left in a 1987 Winnebago LeSharo. 1.3948 0.04379 233 165 44 24
371 There was an incident in Roswell, NM, and we had to improvise. 1.3944 0.04486 213 149 44 20
372 Have you tried phoning home? 1.3943 0.05183 175 126 29 20
373 “It’s not a public restroom. Can’t you just hold it in for another light year?” 1.3941 0.04430 203 139 48 16
374 Don't they realize the gravity of the situation? 1.3936 0.04796 188 132 38 18
375 Wrong side of the void, asshole! 1.3924 0.05223 158 111 32 15
376 I TOLD you they were spending too much time on that planet. 1.3918 0.04057 245 169 56 20
377 I would top off before Earth. 1.3915 0.04595 189 130 44 15
378 No, it’s just a loaner. 1.3911 0.04504 179 120 48 11
379 Good mileage isn’t everything. 1.3909 0.03865 243 163 65 15
380 Well, Someone's gone native. 1.3904 0.04566 187 128 45 14
381 After gas hit $4 a gallon,we decided to just orbit. 1.3901 0.04046 223 150 59 14
382 Second star to the left and straight on till morning. 1.3892 0.04533 203 142 43 18
383 Turn signal, buddy! 1.3889 0.04670 198 140 39 19
384 Look! Aliens! 1.3885 0.05452 139 97 30 12
385 It's a hybrid--- gas and warp. 1.3883 0.04537 206 145 42 19
386 Think they have a 3 prong adapter? 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
387 Pick a lane, tourists! 1.3881 0.04195 219 150 53 16
388 The trip home is gonna be so much better now that we have a refrigerator and TV. 1.3881 0.04195 219 150 53 16
389 No, nothing to declare , Officers...except that Celine Dion at the Bellagio was awesome! 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
390 Well, at least we have a bathroom! 1.3868 0.04236 212 145 52 15
391 Damned retirees! They're always drifting out of their orbit. 1.3861 0.04380 202 139 48 15
392 Think leg room, not light speed. 1.3857 0.04316 210 145 49 16
393 You told me we were getting away from the relatives. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
394 Let me guess: this is your first abduction. 1.3854 0.04476 192 132 46 14
395 Your turn signal’s been on for a while. 1.3854 0.04279 205 140 51 14
396 We seem to be lost. Where is Area 51? 1.3853 0.04543 218 157 38 23
397 Wow! It really is a small universe. 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
398 The gas mileage isn't great, but it's the best way to see the galaxy. 1.3850 0.04273 213 147 50 16
399 Our flight got cancelled. 1.3842 0.04689 190 134 39 17
400 Damn tourists. 1.3838 0.04901 185 133 33 19
401 They’re saying that our left turn signal has been on for the last twenty million miles. 1.3830 0.04601 188 131 42 15
402 Roll your window down 1.3830 0.04723 188 133 38 17
403 It’s a souvenir; even has Nevada plates! 1.3825 0.04460 217 155 41 21
404 You call us Alien Trash? You should see the planet we lifted it from! 1.3822 0.04426 191 131 47 13
405 Hop in, there’s space. 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
406 What's your light-years per gallon? 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
407 Gas prices were just too high so we're traveling without gravity this year. 1.3818 0.04368 220 156 44 20
408 retro, i like it 1.3816 0.03927 228 154 61 13
409 The keys were in it 1.3812 0.04387 181 122 49 10
410 Yellowstone’s closed guys. 1.3810 0.04393 189 129 48 12
411 It can handle as many as six abductees at once. 1.3810 0.04093 210 142 56 12
412 It's all we could get with the supply chain problems. 1.3807 0.04396 218 155 43 20
413 Got any good restaurant recommendations? The last place we tried had no atmosphere. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
414 Made this sweet trade at some Roswell dealership called Area 51 1.3802 0.04590 192 135 41 16
415 How many of us need to pass the RV before they get the hint to stay out of the fast lane? 1.3800 0.04344 200 138 48 14
416 I know it looks pretty alien, but this is the one thing humans actually got right 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
417 Is Earth nearby? We need to empty out our septic tank. 1.3795 0.04653 195 139 38 18
418 The 'U" in UFO doesn't have to be 'Uncomfortable.' 1.3793 0.04646 174 120 42 12
419 Headed to Florida? 1.3789 0.04310 190 129 50 11
420 Earth? Hotter than ever -- it's the nouveau Venus. 1.3785 0.04590 177 122 43 12
421 Is Yellowstone still closed? 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
422 We should have stolen the Airstream — much less conspicuous! 1.3784 0.04833 185 133 34 18
423 Going to Burning man? 1.3778 0.04867 180 129 34 17
424 Try to avoid X-95,there are tons of black holes. 1.3775 0.04502 204 145 41 18
425 I’m giving that place only two stars. 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
426 How did we used to travel without a fireplace, a gas range, a wet bath and a walk-in closet? 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
427 We decided to go native for the summer. 1.3771 0.04764 175 123 38 14
428 Trust me, when you're our age, space matters. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
429 Just wait until you have kids. 1.3763 0.04434 186 128 46 12
430 Taking the kids to Space Mountain to see their Nana. 1.3757 0.04872 189 138 31 20
431 We're vacationing on Earth so we need to fit in 1.3757 0.05097 189 142 23 24
432 Damn Google Maps! Damn them to hell! 1.3756 0.04384 197 137 46 14
433 We were just trying to blend in. 1.3756 0.03975 205 137 59 9
434 More retirees moving to our solar system. 1.3750 0.04256 224 159 46 19
435 We are taking a year off work to go around the Sun. 1.3750 0.04368 216 154 43 19
436 In about 1000 miles, take a right and the Sea of Tranquility RV Park will be on your left. 1.3750 0.03836 248 171 61 16
437 The downside is there's no place to park this thing. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
438 25 light years to the gallon. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
439 I thought we told you two to be home before dark! 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
440 Retired. How'd you know? 1.3736 0.04694 182 129 38 15
441 We love the extra space. 1.3731 0.04320 201 140 47 14
442 Galaxy roadtrip? Make sure to skip over the planet called 'Earth', they do not have it together right now 1.3731 0.04621 193 138 38 17
443 We went a little overboard with the abduction. 1.3730 0.04702 185 132 37 16
444 Stay in the right lane, Grandpa! 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
445 Wait, are we all wearing the same shirt? 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
446 We do pay a lot for gas, but we can sleep anywhere in the galaxy. 1.3724 0.04335 196 136 47 13
447 We're both teachers. 1.3722 0.04729 180 128 37 15
448 It comes with satellite TV. 1.3720 0.04828 164 115 37 12
449 Believe us, gas is way cheaper on Alpha Centari. 1.3717 0.04035 226 157 54 15
450 We love how much space there is. 1.3711 0.04601 194 139 38 17
451 We got it at Earth's liquidation sale. 1.3710 0.04743 186 134 35 17
452 Yes they get better mileage, but they have to go 50 light years before they find a restroom. 1.3706 0.04780 170 120 37 13
453 We find this vehicle makes our abductees feel more at home. 1.3702 0.04642 181 128 39 14
454 Mom, Dad! Did you really mean it when you said we won't be home for Christmas? 1.3702 0.04508 181 126 43 12
455 They told me it was all terrain. 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
456 It's 20 million light years to your left 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
457 It’s his prostate, he wouldn’t go anywhere without a toilet 1.3696 0.04652 184 131 38 15
458 They’re called “wheels.” 1.3693 0.04594 176 123 41 12
459 Aren't those the Carlsons? Looks like they finally unloaded their timeshare. 1.3693 0.05000 176 129 29 18
460 The blue planet has gas but it’s pricy. 1.3692 0.04807 195 144 30 21
461 Careful up ahead... there's a black hole could swallow a galaxy. 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
462 They call it a Winnebago...and it is amazing! 1.3687 0.04676 179 127 38 14
463 I told you these gas prices are out of this world! 1.3687 0.04643 198 144 35 19
464 How many lightyears on that thing? 1.3684 0.04829 171 122 35 14
465 We're good. There's no carbon footprint up here. 1.3684 0.04199 209 146 49 14
466 We missed Roswell because he won't ask directions. 1.3684 0.05106 171 126 27 18
467 Hey, can we just empty our toilet anywhere out here? 1.3682 0.04350 220 159 41 20
468 With these fuel prices, they are giving them away. 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
469 With no friction, the gas mileage is out of this world. 1.3681 0.04814 182 132 33 17
470 So I guess space isn't too big to never see your ex again 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
471 This baby gets 65 light years to the gallon. 1.3678 0.04407 174 119 46 9
472 Hmm. Sleeker, probably faster, and better on gas, but where do they sleep? 1.3676 0.04434 204 146 41 17
473 Cool, old school. 1.3675 0.04930 166 119 33 14
474 Just follow any vehicle like this down there and you’ll find a restaurant where it’s all you can eat. 1.3672 0.04642 177 125 39 13
475 Wow, they're light years ahead of us. 1.3670 0.04578 188 134 39 15
476 Heading to Burning Man, figured no one would notice. 1.3670 0.04387 188 131 45 12
477 Thought you were safe cooking Meth out here, huh? 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
478 Sorry for not reporting in. We were told it had automatic transmission. 1.3669 0.04867 169 121 34 14
479 Five light years on a full tank. How about yours? 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
480 They MUST be from another planet! 1.3667 0.04786 180 130 34 16
481 Get out of the passing lane! 1.3665 0.04552 161 110 43 8
482 There’s plenty of parking. Earth has an abundance of cornfields.” 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
483 we found it on Orbit! 1.3660 0.04594 194 140 37 17
484 Maybe we need to have a conversation about cultural appropriation. 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
485 My wife said she wanted a camper with more space, so here we are. 1.3652 0.04118 230 164 48 18
486 It is the Smiths! What a small universe we live in. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
487 Don't worry — your dad and I are living our best lives. 1.3650 0.05567 137 100 24 13
488 Once you get to the Walmart parking lot, you blend right in 1.3647 0.04697 170 120 38 12
489 We're assimilating. 1.3646 0.04499 181 127 42 12
490 Orbitz had a rental special. 1.3645 0.04277 203 143 46 14
491 Traffic jam ahead avoid milky way 1.3642 0.04744 151 104 39 8
492 Is there a problem,officer? 1.3642 0.04493 173 120 43 10
493 You’re on your own with the invasion. We’re retired. 1.3636 0.04463 187 132 42 13
494 Do you have a copy of that hitchhiker's guide? 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
495 Trust me, you don’t wanna get gas at this planet. 1.3631 0.04461 179 125 43 11
496 With our trade-in, we got this Winabego and five acres outside of Roswell. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
497 We got a great trade-in value for the saucer. 1.3627 0.04240 193 134 48 11
498 Is that a UFO?" "Is that a UFO? 1.3626 0.04742 182 132 34 16
499 Right turn,Maurice. I told you to take a right at Mars. Now it’s 12 million miles to the next exit. 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
500 Hey look, it’s RV2-D2! 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
501 That's the Nortons, they want everybody to know they visited Earth. 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
502 We picked it up in New Mexico! 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
503 You guys hit Area 51, we'll cover the Daytona 500. 1.3617 0.04569 188 135 38 15
504 It seems they were developed to deplete their energy reserves. 1.3614 0.05138 166 123 26 17
505 How fast were we going,officers? 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
506 Yeah, we're spending our children's inheritance. How about you? 1.3613 0.04746 155 108 38 9
507 Go straight to the next nebula and turn left. You can't miss it. 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
508 Hopefully you booked ahead. You need to have a reservation at Yosemite. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
509 Oh No! Look who's gone Native 1.3602 0.04870 161 115 34 12
510 We're returning from planet Earth. We need more gas money. 1.3602 0.04274 186 129 47 10
511 Would you mind terribly if we used your bathroom. 1.3598 0.04549 189 136 38 15
512 Our son Elon sent it to me for my birthday. 1.3596 0.04382 203 146 41 16
513 Our turn signal's been on how long? 1.3592 0.04391 206 149 40 17
514 So far, no mosquitoes. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
515 We picked this model because of all the space. 1.3584 0.04912 173 127 30 16
516 We decided to splurge. We're off to a resort moon without the kids. 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
517 Can you help? Busted an axle going over a black hole. 1.3581 0.04795 148 103 37 8
518 Nice AirBnB! 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
519 „i told you we should have bought the 'we come in peace' bumper sticker“ 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
520 OK kids, Dad and I will be back in a light month. Remember to feed the cat. 1.3576 0.05155 165 123 25 17
521 Oh cool! Look! A 1947 saucer model! 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
522 We found this thing abandoned. It has terrible acceleration but there's a bathroom. 1.3571 0.04331 182 127 45 10
523 It’s much roomier and has a shower 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
524 Looks like Ginni and Clarence Thomas have lost their way. 1.3567 0.05415 171 133 15 23
525 As far as I know, Earth is the nearest dump station. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
526 We’re trying to save on airfare. 1.3564 0.04279 202 144 44 14
527 They must be advanced. Looks like you could live in that thing. 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
528 We're traveling light. 1.3563 0.04535 174 123 40 11
529 How is your retirement going? 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
530 We got a great deal on this one-way vacation rental. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
531 the mileage is good, but it has no atmosphere 1.3561 0.05904 132 100 17 15
532 See? I told you we should have gotten a hybrid. 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
533 I'm sure I turned off the stove. 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
534 They told us to blend in. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
535 Oh,you're from North Neptune? We're practically neighbors. 1.3553 0.04231 197 139 46 12
536 I’m sorry, Officer, I thought the speed of light was relative in this galaxy. . 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
537 Cultural Appropriation? What do you mean by that? 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
538 Who are you calling space junk! 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
539 Which way is Earth, officer? We want to visit Roswell. 1.3547 0.04786 172 125 33 14
540 GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!! 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
541 We thought we'd check out a place we've never been before--Roswell, New Mexico. 1.3544 0.05164 158 117 26 15
542 Actually,we were just looking for a little more space. 1.3543 0.04657 175 126 36 13
543 This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked for an RV with a lot of space! 1.3543 0.04931 175 130 28 17
544 No, YOU'RE the UFO. 1.3542 0.06783 96 72 14 10
545 They took us to their leader 1.3542 0.04490 192 139 38 15
546 Have you seen the gas prices on Earth? You might want to reconsider. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
547 We thought this might be less conspicuous. 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
548 Yes we’re lost, my spouse mistakenly entered Uranus instead of Paramus in the GPS. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
549 We get the best specimens when we use this thing. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
550 Picked it up while in Roswell, sleeps 8 1.3529 0.05365 153 115 22 16
551 You say that the earthlings just gave it to you since they couldn't afford the cost of gas to run it? 1.3529 0.04466 204 150 36 18
552 Your right tail light has been blinking for miles! 1.3529 0.04379 187 133 42 12
553 Oh look,the Jones. Always trying to one-up us. 1.3526 0.04520 190 138 37 15
554 The closest rest stop is in Andromeda. 1.3526 0.04396 173 121 43 9
555 Where else would we cook meth? 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
556 We know it’s a model from earth, but we got a real deal on it. 1.3524 0.03993 227 162 50 15
557 It’s so much easier to park. 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
558 Two humans please, no gluten. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
559 ‘Fraid you’re stuck here, guys. You’ll never afford the gas to get home. 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
560 The real black hole is in my wallet." 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
561 Elon sent it to us! 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
562 it's not warp speed, but it does have a toilet 1.3512 0.04558 168 119 39 10
563 I hope that's AAA. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
564 We get 35 light years to the gallon in this thing. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
565 So much for “Boldly go….” 1.3508 0.04500 191 139 37 15
566 Trust me, it was the best technology they had. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
567 They’ll probably want to use our bathroom. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
568 You should visit Area 51 on Earth in Nevada. 1.3505 0.04267 194 138 44 12
569 They’re great except that whenever we need to go out and get something someone else takes our space. 1.3503 0.04226 157 106 47 4
570 We're running low on fuel, do you know where the nearest gas giant is? 1.3503 0.04817 177 131 30 16
571 You know, you never really get to see these places when you're working. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
572 Looks roomy, but reentry will be very uncomfortable 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
573 I know what you're thinking...but after the abduction we just had to keep it! Let's just say those humans are on to something. 1.3497 0.04649 163 116 37 10
574 The downside is we have to refuel on Earth. 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
575 You can't park here. It's reserved for geostationary satellites. We'll let you off with a warning this time. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
576 We're from your future." 1.3491 0.04688 169 122 35 12
577 So…you guys are lost too? 1.3490 0.04541 192 141 35 16
578 We're being inconspicuous. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
579 We love the extra space, and the toilet is out of this world! 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
580 How far to the edge? 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
581 We’re seeing the Milky Way the way it’s meant to be seen. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
582 Yeah it's summer there. We can drive around anywhere and they won't give us a second glance. 1.3476 0.04625 164 117 37 10
583 Hey!……. You’re hogging the Milky Way 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
584 She’s been good to us. Got over 10 million lights years on ‘er. 1.3473 0.04489 167 118 40 9
585 Small brains, yes, but their butts are huge and this is so much more comfortable! 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
586 Excuse me, are we still on the New Jersey Turnpike? 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
587 Another few light years, we'll be retired and that could be us. 1.3469 0.04492 147 101 41 5
588 It gets about 2 light years per gallon. 1.3467 0.04247 199 143 43 13
589 The Cracker Barrel is just 800 million miles back that way. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
590 No, really, parking is not a problem. 1.3466 0.04408 176 125 41 10
591 It's a trade off. Much more comfortable but the lightyearage is awful. 1.3466 0.04553 176 127 37 12
592 Yeah, we asked them to take us to their leader and they just laughed and walked away. 1.3465 0.04487 202 150 34 18
593 OMG! You left earth, too?! 1.3464 0.04358 179 127 42 10
594 'Earth'?...You've GOT...to try the people. 1.3462 0.05276 156 118 22 16
595 How retro! 1.3462 0.04583 182 133 35 14
596 When, when I retired, we decided to sell everything and visit every star in the universe. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
597 Do you know of a quiet planet nearby that allows pets? 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
598 We’re going camping in Area 51. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
599 If we crash in Roswell again we'll just call Triple A. 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
600 Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3455 0.06252 110 83 16 11
601 How's life in the slow lane? 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
602 What gas mileage you get with that thing? 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
603 No, I'm not going to ask for directions. 1.3450 0.04414 171 121 41 9
604 Not bad. We still get about 20 light years to the gallon. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
605 We've been following you since Ursa Minor. Your right brake light's broken. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
606 You can't go all the way to Earth and not bring anything back! 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
607 He wanted to see how many trillion of miles we could get with the needle on E and now we need a tow. 1.3444 0.04338 180 128 42 10
608 Light years apart. 1.3442 0.05161 154 115 25 14
609 Its got more leg room 1.3441 0.04244 186 132 44 10
610 Uh oh! Retirees! 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
611 Officer, can you tell us how to get back to the future? 1.3439 0.05169 157 118 24 15
612 Forget it. There's nothing but bicycle lanes. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
613 Yeah, beautiful landscapes and sunsets, but watch out for the Supreme Court. 1.3438 0.05174 160 121 23 16
614 It has satellite radio! 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
615 Earth? Don't recommend it. Their gas prices are way too high. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
616 Oh, I' wouldn't go if I were you -- gas there is sky high. 1.3432 0.04969 169 127 26 16
617 Isn't this CUTE!! Got it cheap from that planet where they can't afford to drive them. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
618 We had to beam up when the price of gas hit $5. 1.3431 0.05525 137 103 21 13
619 We haven’t taken a vacation in light-years. 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
620 Can you tell us how to get to Roswell, New Mexico? 1.3429 0.04706 175 129 32 14
621 Well,we do like the space. 1.3425 0.04247 181 128 44 9
622 Yellowstone is closed. 1.3425 0.04247 181 128 44 9
623 okay, can we ask for directions NOW? 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
624 We suggest you check the gas prices first. 1.3424 0.04541 184 135 35 14
625 If you hit the horsehead nebula, you've gone too far 1.3424 0.04408 184 133 39 12
626 Remember…you’re just lost alien enthusiasts trying to get back to camp. Now hover on in to Area 51 and grab our stuff! 1.3423 0.05368 149 113 21 15
627 Which way to Burning Alien? 1.3422 0.04738 187 141 28 18
628 Sorry, you can't get there from here. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
629 You guys got a jump? 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
630 More room for abductees 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
631 We decided it was time to retire and see the universe. 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
632 True, the mileage is awful, but the comfort is light years ahead of your subcompact 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
633 UFO or ugly flying object. You be the judge 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
634 With the vacuum of space and orbital mechanics, the light-year per gallon really isn’t bad. 1.3410 0.04597 173 126 35 12
635 We found it by earth - seems it was cheaper to launch it into orbit than keep filling it up with gas. 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
636 So what do the wheels do? 1.3409 0.04542 176 128 36 12
637 We figured since gas prices are astronomical... 1.3408 0.04489 179 130 37 12
638 Halfway to Pluto, you're going to wish you could take a shower. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
639 After we got satellite signals of 'Breaking Bad' we knew we had to have one. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
640 We traded for it at some dealer named Area 51. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
641 This way you don't have to stop over on earth for the night. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
642 The bathroom is a major upgrade 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
643 I told you we would get caught without our seatbelts 1.3397 0.04769 156 113 33 10
644 Their salesmen are more clever than they told us. 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
645 I think we may have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque” 1.3396 0.04446 159 112 40 7
646 We thought about going to the Black Hills, too. But nothing beats the Black Holes!” 1.3390 0.04376 177 127 40 10
647 Grander canyons on Venus I'd say, but it was nice. 1.3389 0.04672 180 134 31 15
648 Route 66? It's back that way, just after Mars, but before Venus 1.3386 0.04574 189 141 32 16
649 We left them a crop circle as payment. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
650 If we don't ask for directions it's just called exploring. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
651 We are going to visit our grandchildren 4 galaxies away. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
652 We just retired, and we’re trying to visit all the planets this year. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
653 Told you Hon, these flying saucers think they own the Milky Way! 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
654 Actually, we know of a place that has good food, but no atmosphere. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
655 We’re celebrating Gort’s retirement with a camping trip to all the Universal Parks. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
656 Sure, it holds all the camping gear, but the galaxy per gallon average is killing me. 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
657 Why is it you always get cut off by beam-ers? 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
658 He’s driven me 200,000 light-years through the vacuum of space, but somehow it’s only expanded the void between us. 1.3372 0.04533 172 125 36 11
659 Vehicles like that contribute to galactic warming 1.3372 0.04681 172 127 32 13
660 1,000 light years from home and you still can’t find a quiet campsite! 1.3371 0.04638 178 132 32 14
661 How did you find parking? 1.3370 0.04329 184 133 40 11
662 We're from the Ford galaxy. 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
663 You guys sighted Elvis? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
664 Is this the way to Burning Man? 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
665 Do you know the nearest gaseous planet? 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
666 So this is your first time attending Burning Man? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
667 It has all the conveniences of an incredibly primitive planet. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
668 I’m sorry, this is as far as we can take you. We’ll have to turn off the tractor beam now. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
669 We need a dump station, which way is Earth? 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
670 ‘Is this the way to Yosemite?’ 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
671 Yes, you can claim it as your main home on your taxes. 1.3358 0.05509 137 104 20 13
672 It's slower but you can't beat the extra room on these long trips. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
673 It's about the experience, not how fast we get there. 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
674 Hey Buddy, stay in your lane! 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
675 Don't bother, the crowds are terrible 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
676 Your new ride is totally alien to us. 1.3354 0.04518 164 118 37 9
677 Pull over. We clocked you going Mach 8 in a Mack 6 zone. 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
678 ∞↑↓⌂ ⌠∑ª ¥¶¨º¨¿ Øæð øę Ľŀǿȥ ɉɝɕɰʐ ʬʺˁ 1.3353 0.05069 167 128 22 17
679 You can never find parking for those. 1.3353 0.04641 170 125 33 12
680 Don't knock it, it has a place to pee. 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
681 They're simply green with envy. 1.3352 0.04816 179 136 26 17
682 It’s a prototype we’re testing for Elon. 1.3352 0.04816 179 136 26 17
683 It's all-terrain. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
684 We came to take over Earth but Bob gave us a better deal. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
685 We really wanted an Airstream. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
686 We're lost too. 1.3333 0.04634 162 118 34 10
687 The next black hole will take you straight to Uranus" 1.3333 0.05377 138 104 22 12
688 We're going in under cover this time. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
689 ..and we never have to look for a restroom! 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
690 We just needed a little more space. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
691 Well we just prefer not having to find an inhabited planet every night. 1.3333 0.04818 135 96 33 6
692 It even has asteroid-side services in case of breakdown. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
693 On our way home from DollyWood. How about you? 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
694 Where on earth are you going to park it? 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
695 Off to space camp! 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
696 Scratch the plan- you'll never blend in. Gas prices are so high, no one drives those anymore. 1.3333 0.04315 180 130 40 10
697 we're heading for Denali. You? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
698 We're on our way to Burning Alien. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
699 This earthling box thing is a bit slow, but we love having the extra space. 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
700 That's the newest model. It has a lot more room. 1.3333 0.03900 183 127 51 5
701 How many light-years per gallon do you get in that thing? 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
702 No, YOU’RE the aliens. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
703 Yellowstone Park, Wyoming, United States, Earth, Solar System, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Cluster, Virgo Supercluster...And where are you going on vacation? 1.3316 0.04403 187 138 36 13
704 The nearest Walmart is in the Crab Nebula. 1.3314 0.04669 172 128 31 13
705 I told you we should have taken the left turn at Albuquerque! 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
706 It’s not as good on gas mileage but it’s a lot more comfy inside 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
707 I want one 1.3312 0.05063 157 119 24 14
708 Why have they never put a traffic light here? 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
709 I did hear them say the other day that they were tired of being called 'unidentified'. 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
710 It’s roomier, and it has a toilet. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
711 It's the extra space model. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
712 They offered us 0% financing. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
713 I said invasion, not vacation! 1.3306 0.05808 124 95 17 12
714 You have any jumper cables? 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
715 what - we can’t all drive teslas 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
716 Sure, the mileage stinks, but it sleeps 4! 1.3297 0.04627 185 140 29 16
717 No need to phone home in this bad boy! 1.3296 0.04739 179 136 27 16
718 It's okay for living in, but parking can be difficult on small planets 1.3295 0.04573 173 128 33 12
719 The wheels are just for show. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
720 Your rear tractor beam is out. 1.3293 0.04334 164 117 40 7
721 Looking for reproductive healthcare since it was outlawed on earth 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
722 To Yosemite and beyond.” 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
723 We were parked at an overlook and suddenly there was this big bang! 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
724 That many light years? I don’t think Zorg can hold it in that long 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
725 Your brake lights are out! 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
726 This ISN'T Arizona, Doug! Just let me ask for directions 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
727 You shoulda' seen their faces when we did a 'touch and go' off the aircraft carrier! 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
728 Did the word ‘unidentified’ really bother them that much? 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
729 That’s not really camping! 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
730 What were the odds we’d run into the Joneses? 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
731 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? Also, can we use your bathroom? 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
732 The light yearage is better than you'd expect. 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
733 I told you I needed space 1.3280 0.04491 189 142 32 15
734 Yep, mom and dad are officially old. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
735 You pulling out? We'd like your space. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
736 Roe vs. Wade was just overturned...we're heading to a more women-friendly planet. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
737 What makes you so sure they won't suspect anything? 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
738 Tony? Tina? Is that you? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
739 I bet THEY don't pay $900 for each refueling! 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
740 You're supposed to abduct them, not their lifestyle!!! 1.3264 0.05292 144 110 21 13
741 We found this little blue rest stop called 'Earth'. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
742 Phil thinks it gives us freedom but I miss the house 1.3261 0.04842 138 100 31 7
743 Can you believe this baby gets 40 light years to the gallon? 1.3256 0.04800 172 131 26 15
744 We always wanted to explore the great outdoors. 1.3255 0.03971 212 155 45 12
745 Your space or ours? 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
746 The probe folds into a couch. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
747 Is there a dump station around here? 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
748 So I guess these flying RV sightings aren't just a lot of BS! 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
749 We got tired of phoning home. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
750 We're spending your inheritance. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
751 We needed space in space 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
752 Are you crazy? Have you seen the price of gas lately? 1.3242 0.04606 182 138 29 15
753 If it's rockin', don't come knockin'. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
754 No gas, no gravity, no problem. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
755 RV, meet ET. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
756 Need anything from town? 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
757 Excuse me, we seem to be lost. 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
758 We’d like to order two burgers and a shake, extra mayo. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
759 It was the last item on our scavenger hunt list. 1.3231 0.04661 130 92 34 4
760 Do you all know how to get to the place that has all the alien sightings? 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
761 The salesman said these tend to fly off the lot. 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
762 Tourists. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
763 How many light years do you get to a gallon? 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
764 Which way to the Make Uranus Great rally? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
765 Wait, you get 20 galaxies to the milliliter AND you can poop in it? 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
766 Can you believe it runs on fossil fuels? One wonders what earthlings will think of next -- fire? 1.3220 0.04555 177 133 31 13
767 Once we moved out here, we didn't have to worry about parking space. 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
768 We have to leave. Musk is taking over Twitter. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
769 We were looking for a parking place near the Kosher deli on Ludlow Street and things got out of hand. 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
770 I can’t find a parking spot either 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
771 They don’t allow saucers at the KOA. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
772 Would you believe that it has less than 100,000 light years on it? 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
773 It’s very spacious 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
774 Just stay on this pulsar beam for about 1.3827 light years, take a left when you get to Proxima B and you'll see the sign for the Quadrant Ω wormhole. Good thing you asked, Google Maps always screws it up. 1.3214 0.04725 168 127 28 13
775 Turns out they’re a lot less scared once they can identify the flying object. 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
776 We're on our way home after a month there. They will never believe in Flying Saucers and you won't believe the price of gas. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
777 Look Mom, Aliens! 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
778 Time travel gone wrong. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
779 We got lost a century ago. 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
780 That's the third time this week you've parked somewhere without a meteor. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
781 We clocked you going 35 in a 40,000 zone 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
782 We’re making a few stops along the way, but New Mexico is our final destination too. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
783 Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
784 I told you we needed to take a left turn at Albuquerque. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
785 Gas is so high, we converted it to warp drive. 1.3207 0.04497 184 139 31 14
786 You needed to turn left at Mars. 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
787 Use your turn signal-you spacehole! 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
788 So you also come in peace? 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
789 This way people just drop by and we have them for supper 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
790 No. It’s not a Tesla. 1.3195 0.04849 169 130 24 15
791 I told you not to cut them off 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
792 Forget it - They only let you camp at Area 51, and that’s a real dump. 1.3194 0.05182 144 110 22 12
793 I'd hate to park that thing. 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
794 Go back to the last solar system. When you see the sun, it'll be the 3rd planet on the left. Fair warning, they're skittish around strangers. 1.3194 0.04377 191 144 33 14
795 This RV smells like Uranus. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
796 Just want to warn you that Earth is closed due to bad weather. You might want to visit Omicron Persei 8 instead. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
797 Can you believe I got some aliens to trade me this for a plain old spaceship?!? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
798 We’re from the future.”—“We’re from Arkansas. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
799 Nice wheels 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
800 I think we are lost. It feels like we're driving in ellipses. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
801 Sorry, R/Vs are not allowed on Saturn's rings. Take the Milky Way. 1.3184 0.04149 179 130 41 8
802 Live it up now before the kids arrive 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
803 It makes us feel like we're aliens from another planet. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
804 It's a loaner. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
805 Thanks for taking care of the plants! See you in two weeks! 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
806 Day trippers, obviously. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
807 'Scuse us--which way to Mars? Haven't seen a sign for lightyears. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
808 This one has a working toilet" 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
809 And there’s the start of tourist season again 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
810 No. You take me to YOUR leader. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
811 Go on ahead. We'll meet you there in 3,000 years. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
812 So I told the Mrs. this will make it feel like we’re more on vacation than an expedition 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
813 We took the road less traveled on. It made no difference! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
814 Hi, we're lost in space and one of us can admit it. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
815 It has all the conveniences, but terrible mileage. 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
816 Two solar systems ahead,a right at the quark,and look for the fossil fuel cloud. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
817 They probably came from some sci-fi film. If they were really from the future, they wouldn't look like us. 1.3164 0.04750 177 137 24 16
818 You still think it saves time to take the back roads? 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
819 You're gonna wanna take a right at the Big Dipper. If you reach the moon you've gone too far. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
820 You should turn around. There is no intelligent life down there. 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
821 For the sake of the universe, you should really get something more fuel efficient. 1.3158 0.04320 152 109 38 5
822 The new model definitely looks roomier. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
823 It's tough working remotely, but we're loving this galaxy! 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
824 What's Grey Poupon? 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
825 You can’t drive to earth in that….you’ll never blend in. 1.3155 0.04317 168 123 37 8
826 At $7 a gallon, we're cutting short our vacation/invasion." 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
827 When gas hit $5.17 a gallon, we had to give up intergalactic travel. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
828 We can land anywhere that has a Walmart parking lot . 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
829 The only food truck for light years and they're out of guacamole! 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
830 Didn’t you hear me honk? 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
831 There’s also a human sleeping in the back but we’ll figure that out later 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
832 Traveling light !! 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
833 I just think you should have thought about toilet facilities before you went intergalactic. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
834 It’s a loaner. Our ship’s in the shop. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
835 Your turn signal's on !! 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
836 This is actually great for long distance travel!” 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
837 Find any good campsites? 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
838 Damn Snow birds! 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
839 I know it's gaudy but it came with a nice snack on the inside. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
840 Yeah, we're heading to Roswell with the kids again this year. But then we thought we'd check out some National parks afterward. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
841 Big party at the Jetsons tonight. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
842 Do you know how to get to Roswell? 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
843 Hey. Where’s Walmart? 1.3132 0.04165 182 134 39 9
844 We found it on eBay! 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
845 Just hang a right at Saturn’s 2nd moon, then you’ll see the golden arches on your left. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
846 We have so much more space. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
847 The bad news is it gets terrible gas mileage. The good news is it has a bathroom. 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
848 It's hard to find parking for this thing, even all the way out here. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
849 Which way to Yellowstone? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
850 My galactic positioning system also indicated that there was a waffle house here. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
851 Oh right, like you blend. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
852 Ugh, hipsters 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
853 It’s recreational. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
854 Have you seen our satellite dish? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
855 Take a left where? 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
856 How many light-years per gallon does that thing get? 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
857 Hey you guys gotta check out Area 51 down there -- Great tacos! 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
858 Why is it always two idiots in an R.V.? 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
859 Yes. It's a great way to see the universe once you retire. 1.3114 0.04153 167 121 40 6
860 You'll blend in fine, no one even noticed us. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
861 Give me some space you wormhole. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
862 Scotty? 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
863 I thought you said the Robinson's wouldn't be here? Next year we're going to Earth like everyone else. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
864 It's an Airless-stream. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
865 Excuse me, but have you welcomed into your hearts and wallets our lord and savior, Elon Musk? 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
866 You take a left at Albuquerque! 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
867 These aren't the droids you're looking for. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
868 Sure, you'll blend in, but the gas prices are going to kill you. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
869 Your left blinker has been on for the last three light years. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
870 We just felt that flying saucers were so...cliché 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
871 I hear there are still a few places left behind the moon but you'd better hurry 1.3101 0.04390 158 116 35 7
872 It's an RV. Why do you ask? 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
873 We missed Musk’s Tesla space shot but we did get this one. 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
874 We'd hoped we could get away from that megalomaniac Elon Musk, but one of his damn Teslas has been tailing us for the past 300,000 miles. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
875 electric or gas? 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
876 Google Maps said take a right at Jupiter, but that can't be right. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
877 We figured gas was cheaper in space 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
878 It's just a loaner. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
879 Ooo cool retro! Wait, that's what I was going to say! 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
880 Sure, filling the tank is a downside. On the upside, we no longer have to travel six thousand light years to use the restroom. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
881 We're hoping to abduct well into retirement with this thing. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
882 No more anal probes for us, we retired. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
883 We decided that flying is just too expensive this year. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
884 You should visit Earth. Much more spacious. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
885 Directions? Sorry, we're new to the galaxy ourselves. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
886 License and registration,please. Do you know the velocity you were going? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
887 When did they put Earth on the no fly list?" 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
888 We just checked in on them, actually. They still haven't figured out what the pyramids can do, but a while ago they learned how to burn fossilized plant matter for fuel. I know — insane. So they're fucked if they don't figure out the pyramids soon. 1.3083 0.05773 120 94 15 11
889 The Earth? I don't know. It was here when we visited last summer. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
890 He's decided to 'oldly' go where no one's gone before. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
891 Sorry, no Korean burritos, only artisanal Moonpies. 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
892 Earth is overrated. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
893 Just saying if you are solar there's an eclipse in an hour. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
894 Just take a left 356,154,896,500 miles from here and you're pretty much there. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
895 Lift off's a little clunky, but it really sticks the landing! 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
896 Ask them if they know where to get cheap gas. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
897 Imagine the gas that thing burns. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
898 Honey, do you see that unidentified driving object? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
899 You'll get it when you have kids. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
900 Ugh, more aliens trying to cross the border. Alright, open up the back. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
901 Get that out of the express lane! 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
902 They’ve gone native. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
903 Stay out of Roswell.” 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
904 It doesn't get as many galaxies per gallon, but it does have a couch that turns into a bed. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
905 I’d hold off for a bit. They’re just about done killings themselves off, then it’s just about picking which house you want. 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
906 Now that's what I call space junk! 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
907 Sorry to trouble you, but would you happen to know where we are? 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
908 what on earth are you driving? 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
909 We’re on empty. Do y’all happen to know where the closest gas planet is? 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
910 We are a little worried about the dumping station. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
911 Don't we have enough earth trash up here. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
912 Hi! We heard you provide an abortion facility. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
913 You're parked in my space. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
914 Are the gas prices cheaper in this neck of the woods? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
915 Nobody knows you're an ET when you drive these things. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
916 What are they doing in our Compact Only parking spot? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
917 Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
918 No, no. The turn for Andromeda was four light years back. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
919 No, not great mileage, but when we land, we'll blend. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
920 Camouflage. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
921 Let’s see them call THIS an UNIDENTIFIED Flying Object. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
922 Is there a gas planet close by? 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
923 I knew this would happen once we allowed "space tourism." 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
924 How far to Wall Drug? 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
925 Without a reservation you'll never get a campsite 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
926 When in Roswell… 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
927 Nice just to get right away from it all. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
928 No dazzling lights, but it does have four-way flashers. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
929 It goes without saying that it has satellite TV. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
930 Sure, laugh. But your nearest rest area is past Pluto 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
931 I told you Google Maps was wrong! 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
932 In space, no one can hear your noisy muffler. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
933 We got it at the species extinction sale on Earth. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
934 Can you point us in the direction of the Walmart parking lot? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
935 The mileage isn't stellar but the comfort is astronomical. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
936 We wanted to appear less suspicious. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
937 There just doesn't seem to be enough space to park this thing. 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
938 First galaxy on the left, two stars right, Starbuck's. Can't miss it! 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
939 Wow, I haven't seen one of those since 2525 . . . 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
940 It’s a little campy, no? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
941 It’s a clunker, but it gets 30 light-years per gallon. 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
942 For the last time, your grandmother and I are not going to a hotel! 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
943 illegal aliens! 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
944 We were hoping to get away. 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
945 It's a Teslabago and no we're not lost in space! 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
946 Excuse me, “Can you you tell me where the closest Wal-Mart is?” 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
947 I see you downsized. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
948 Once we got it, no one ever looked at us twice. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
949 I wouldn't bother... that planet's toast! 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
950 It's a universal sign of aging. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
951 Yeah, the mileage sucks, but great Wi-Fi! 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
952 We're looking for cheaper gas.....take us to your liter! 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
953 We missed the offramp. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
954 Are you here for the Trump rally too? 1.3015 0.05455 136 108 15 13
955 Remember when it was just the two of us in a flying saucer? 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
956 I know what you're thinking, but actually it gets 20 light-years to the gallon. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
957 Anywhere but Earth, am I right!?! 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
958 It's on our bucket list. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
959 It’s not about the jump to light speed, it’s about the journey 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
960 we swapped ours for this at burning man 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
961 Take a left at which planet? 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
962 I thought you said we were in the middle of nowhere 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
963 Once we get on a highway, no one will notice. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
964 It's got a toilet! 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
965 Siri told us to take the second black hole on the left. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
966 They must’ve used MapQuest as well. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
967 Let me guess, Disneyland? 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
968 No, no, don’t skip Earth. It’s wild down there. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
969 Ooh, what kind of mileage you get with that thing? 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
970 We really blended in when humans could afford to drive these. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
971 If we let them in, we’re going to have to pump out the tank that much sooner. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
972 Do you know where we can find a proton station with clean rest rooms? 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
973 We always wanted to see the interstate at rush hour. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
974 He said, first star on the left and then straight on until morning. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
975 ...and you can't miss the Grand Canyon! 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
976 Parking can be a problem. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
977 Ask them how many light years per gallon they get. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
978 With the price of gas, they're practically giving them away. 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
979 You guys know of any place we can empty our sewage tank? 1.2994 0.04536 167 128 28 11
980 Well, Joe and Marge finally did it. They say it's a lifestyle. 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
981 Where can we find the planet with the cheapest fossil-fuel? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
982 You mind giving us a tow back to Jupiter? 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
983 I asked Siri for directions to Albuquerque, but she gave us Alpha Centauri. 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
984 Only thing worth saving down there. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
985 Here's looking at you looking at us. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
986 Good news—Roswell no longer requires masks for intergalactic travelers. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
987 We'll see what you're driving once you spawn a brood or two. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
988 We’re just out here searching for signs of intelligent Van Life. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
989 We told you to bring us some Arby’s, not an RV. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
990 It won’t go light speed but it does have a kitchen. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
991 We heard there was an abortion clinic up here, could you point us in the right direction? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
992 Say did we miss the turn to Amdromeda? 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
993 Y'all would not believe the fucking planet we just came from. Yo, they are SO FUCKED. 1.2987 0.05057 154 122 18 14
994 Avoid the Milky Way. It’s down to one lane around Alpha Centauri. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
995 And it has a tape deck! 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
996 When we retire let’s get an RV and see the universe. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
997 The mileage isn’t great, but the ride is out of this world! 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
998 They taste like chicken. 1.2984 0.05489 124 97 17 10
999 The next rest stop is 3 light years away. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1000 Stay in your own lane!!! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1001 You're the real fools if you're still paying for hotels out here! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1002 Yeah, a vintage Winnebago, Picked it up in California in 1970. Wild times, man. 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
1003 It has satellite communications, but the only channel in our language is something called Howard Stern. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1004 Oh yeah, you can park wherever you want down there. They appear to only regulate uteruses and marriage. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1005 Earth is not cool. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1006 We're headed for Saturn. It's in retro-grade. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1007 I wonder if they are transporting illegal aliens in that?! 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1008 We decided to live in here until rents ease up. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1009 Mildred, I’m telling you this is a classic and will never go out of style. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1010 It's cute but I am waiting for the new Tesla 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1011 Their translation device stinks... they expected to Win A Bagel. 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
1012 The road less traveled? Ask him what a road is. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1013 Earth? Yeah, it’s the next right, but I should warn you—they don’t even treat their females like humans so God knows what they’ll do to us. 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
1014 Look Andy, they're flying our missing hubcap. 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
1015 They weren’t kidding about the #vanlife thing! 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1016 Eight light years on one tankful. Thank God for President Musk. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1017 He didn’t signal! 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
1018 We just got back from Earth. Don't bother. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1019 We pulled you over for driving under the speed of light. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1020 We just wanted to get away for the Eon 1.2970 0.06221 101 80 12 9
1021 Be home by ten! 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1022 Gas mileage is way better up here! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1023 Texas, if you're just looking to empty your refuse tank. 1.2968 0.04944 155 122 20 13
1024 Trust us, you don't want to land there. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1025 Do you think they’re traveling to find abortion care too? 1.2966 0.05934 118 95 11 12
1026 I got an upgrade! 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1027 42! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1028 They're hard core in to vintage 1.2963 0.04541 162 124 28 10
1029 The humans seemed worried about Unidentified Flying Objects, so we thought this would ease their minds. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1030 It 's a UFO in outer space!!!" 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1031 Second star to the right then straight on til morning. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1032 Yes,we got for a steal at place called Area 51. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1033 It looked a lot better from a distance 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1034 I didn't know Tesla made rvs! 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1035 I’m pretty sure we’re not supposed to be in the left lane. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1036 Wait until they see how many light years to the charge they get! 1.2959 0.04163 169 126 36 7
1037 Oh man, a '79 Winnebago! Far out. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
1038 I told you to ask for directions instead of following the”up” sign. 1.2957 0.04617 115 83 30 2
1039 Their GPS is as bad as ours! 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1040 Once we were carefree and childless, too. 1.2956 0.04768 159 124 23 12
1041 ET meet RV 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
1042 Clearly they’re envious of our aerodynamic design. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1043 We tried to assimilate in Florida, but the people’s views were much too alien. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1044 We always wanted to spend our retirement seeing more of the universe. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1045 They may have caught up with us up here, but we’ll leave’em in the dust once we get’em on the ground. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
1046 Your tires are a little over inflated 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
1047 Space rage has certainly gotten worse since the pandemic” 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
1048 We have plenty of space here. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1049 This summer we’re colonizing in comfort. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1050 They've been on our bumper for 30 parsecs, pull over and let them pass. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1051 Don't laugh it's paid for. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1052 Are you guys headed to Burning Man too? 1.2946 0.05209 129 100 20 9
1053 we're not cooking meth, we just like the aesthetic! 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1054 We’re loving retirement! 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1055 Yeah, it's roomy, but a tank of gas is out of this world. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1056 Must be that super hi octane gas. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1057 There was this humming noise and a beam of green light,and then we ended up in this 1970s sitcom. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1058 Area 51? , No, never heard of it. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1059 Normally we don't let strangers use our toilet, but since you asked so nicely, come on over 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1060 Finally, we found a place to park 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1061 We're headed for Mars, the price of gas on Earth is skyrocketing! 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1062 Your left rear tire is low. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1063 You go to Florida, we'll go to Arizona, and we'll meet back here to laugh at the ridiculous people we've encountered… 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1064 ahhhhhh… the 2077 model, nice. what kind of mileage you getting? 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
1065 About 3 more light years and you're there. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
1066 That’s a great way to disguise re-entry. 1.2937 0.04517 126 92 31 3
1067 You wanna race? 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1068 If you go, do not miss Disney World. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1069 Y’all goin’ probin’? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1070 How far do we have to go to get away from the crowd? 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1071 We heard a place called Roswell has great camping, do you know how to get there? 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1072 Yes, it is a little slower but it's got shag carpet. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1073 Yo, which way to Burning Man ? 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
1074 I can see they've been to earth before. 1.2927 0.04431 123 89 32 2
1075 Those darn RV'S are always taking up space. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1076 So they did go electric! 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1077 Sure, it gets better fuel economy, but does it sleep four? 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1078 OMG, it's Clarence driving and Ginny navigating 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1079 Let’s not alienate aliens! 1.2927 0.05624 123 98 14 11
1080 'What do you mean by the "right of way"?" 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
1081 It's so much nicer than those Air B&B's. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
1082 DON’T PANIC 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1083 44 gallons per light year means a lot of overnights. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1084 We got this for a really good price on Earth, apparently they are going back to office after a pandemic. 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
1085 This thing makes the worst crop circles. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1086 Another gas guzzler! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1087 I told you not to take the Alpha Centauri route - we're going to get stuck behind one of those damn RVs again! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1088 The mileage is horrible but it has a bathroom 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1089 Look, Honey, that's the same roadster you had when we were dating! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1090 We picked it up with a lovely family in Arizona 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1091 Can you folks recommend a nice galaxy to stop for the night? 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1092 So...Einstein was right. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1093 Oh look honey green trash 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1094 Earth is giving away all the gas guzzlers. They finally went solar! 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
1095 Bathroom. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
1096 Looks like the Evans got that sports car. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
1097 We should have bought a Prius. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
1098 Seems like we’re in yet another Space Jam 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
1099 Hey, do you two play bridge 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1100 It's not as fast as yours, but has a much better bathroom. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1101 Earth? Missable. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1102 We traded with an earthling ! He said we would be the coolest aliens in the galaxy ! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1103 Recalculating 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1104 The Trump escape caravan has started 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1105 Yes we’re living in a camper. Real estate prices are out of this world. 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1106 Are you looking for an abortion, too? 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1107 Do they look too weird to ask for directions? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1108 Who's Hal?" 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
1109 The next gas station is a few lightyears away. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1110 The blue planet overcharges for gas. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1111 With a grill outside, the humans actually come to us! 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1112 Trust us they still wont believe in our existence 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1113 we were driving down this canyon on mars, then, Zap, we were abducted by aliens. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1114 Skip Earth. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1115 Do you know if we'll have to wear masks? (I am submitting this caption on behalf of my 90 year old mother, and subscriber, Joyce Welz. She does not have a computer and therefore could not submit this on her own.) 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1116 We're doing it all: Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, and Tatooine. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1117 If I needed directions I would have brought along our GPS satellite. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
1118 Well. there goes the universe! 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1119 Can you tell us how to get to Denny's? 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
1120 Have you seen our kids? 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
1121 Sometimes you have to slow down and smell the quasars. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1122 We did a swap with some Earthlings and they crashed it at Roswell. 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
1123 Yes, it's roomy, but the mileage is terrible! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1124 See that clunker?! Flying saucers are soooo 1947 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1125 It doesn’t go warp speed but we were tired of stopping in every solar system for a restroom. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1126 It was only driven on Sundays by a little old lady from…I think it was Petaluma or Pluto 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1127 It’s the Millennium Winnebago. We’re going nowhere fast. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1128 Can we borrow your GPS? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1129 Wow, they have a lot of space. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1130 They bought it on Earth, and now they're over the moon. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1131 100 lightyears to the gallon. How 'bout you? 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1132 Is there a place around here to eat with a nice atmosphere? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1133 Are you guys going to Coachella? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1134 Pardon me… do you have any Greys Poupon? 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1135 The gas mileage is really not that bad. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1136 Hey, do you guys have my Amazon package? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1137 How did you get here so fast? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1138 is Earth after Mars or before 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1139 Hey, Where'd you get that? 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1140 There's a bed in the back -- why didn't we think of that? 1.2880 0.04372 125 91 32 2
1141 Mel Brooks thought this would be funny. 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
1142 Ours has a bathroom. 1.2878 0.05231 139 111 16 12
1143 We sold the house when we retired and decided to hit the universe in an RV. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1144 I know it's ugly, but you won't believe the trunk space 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1145 In all the galaxy we get behind a a slow moving space trailer! 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1146 I think we found one they’ll be able to identify. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1147 We're heading to the North Rim of the Grand Nebula. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1148 We picked it up in Roswell. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1149 Stay in your lane, bro! 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1150 Earth is haveing a yard sale 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1151 It has a cassette player! 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1152 We’re going to Disneyverse! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1153 We may be a flying object, but we won't be unidentified 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1154 Well, the Grand Canyon was kind of meh… 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1155 We're going to Disneyland! 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1156 What’s up? 1.2869 0.05759 122 99 11 12
1157 A retired couple in New Mexico swapped us for this neat RV! 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
1158 We've looked everywhere and gas is way too expensive! 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1159 Chocolate with sprinkles, please! 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
1160 We agree. Gas prices are out of this world! 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
1161 it only gets 20 lightyears to the gallon but we needed extra space 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
1162 Earth? OK, keep going straight ’til you see Jupiter, hang a right, and follow the signs for Roswell. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
1163 ''Their television commercials are very convincing." 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1164 Boy, they take up a lot of space 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
1165 Only 3x10(-12) light years per gallon, but we save so much on meals and hotel rooms 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1166 It's cute, but they've got no room for kids or luggage. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1167 I know those people. Where did they get the money to buy a sports car? 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
1168 To boldly go where no Winnebago has gone before. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
1169 RV phone home. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1170 Sure the MPG is great, but look how cramped they are! 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1171 If you’re stuck, we have room in the back. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1172 Immigrants! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1173 How many galaxies to the gallon? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1174 Did they get here by airstream? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1175 Breaking Bad 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
1176 Excuse me, are you leaving? 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1177 No dear, we are not getting an RV. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1178 They call it a URFO, an unidentified recreational flying object. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1179 Remember when those round edges used to be the style? 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1180 We put it down on earth, went for a walk, and now it's a meth lab. 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
1181 I think Elon has finally started to crack. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1182 You wouldn't believe the deal we got for the saucer. 1.2847 0.04389 137 102 31 4
1183 Talk about a road to nowhere! 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1184 Sorry- we ran out of gas- do you have anything besides nitrogen, argon, or oxygen up here? This thing only likes the expensive high-octane stuff... 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1185 Dealer said it’s designed for off roading. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1186 Oh, just the usual vacation. You know, mutilate some cattle, probe some Earthlings. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1187 Get out of the left lane, shit head! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1188 ...and we can move our tiny house anywhere! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1189 So much better than the sliced bread we brought back last time. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1190 I THINK WE MISSED THE LAST TURN! 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1191 Stay away, honey. It looks like Earth has a Florida, too. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1192 We have space issues 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1193 Trust me. You don't want to go there. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1194 You said "fly me to the moon"... 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1195 It’s way safer since he installed air brakes. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1196 They're easier to lure in for a probe when they think they're getting a lift to someplace called "the concert". 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1197 Yeah, well we like our creature comforts. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
1198 Don’t worry honey, they’re empty nesters 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1199 You like our camouflage? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1200 Don't bother with the Big Dipper, you can't swim in it. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1201 We’ve advanced way beyond the flying saucer. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1202 Sorry, we finished our last jar of Grey Poupon just after we left the solar system: 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
1203 We’re kinda lost, but he refuses to ask for directions, as usual. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1204 These retired aliens really clog up the pathways. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1205 This was the only thing our insurance would cover 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1206 We're lost! Do you have Google Maps? 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1207 Gets infinite miles per gallon 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1208 Does Earth have a plug-in? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1209 It's awful on mileage, but it's great for abductions! 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1210 We bought it used from 'Best Ride Clyde'. Just as he says,'Only His Prices are Down to Earth'. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1211 Don't bother stopping by Earth. Gas prices are through the roof. 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1212 We're camping at Roswell, how about you? 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1213 I dunnoknow, about 0.0000000000025 light years per gallon. 1.2832 0.05687 113 90 14 9
1214 We've abandoned the extraterrestrial life for the Van Life. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1215 Please turn down your radio. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1216 We're headed for Las Vegas. You? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1217 Could you direct us back to the West Side Highway? 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
1218 Good call on the RV, the flying saucer looks totally clichè on the road. 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
1219 Are you the guys that started making 'Back to the future IV' and disappeared fifty years ago? 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1220 We always seem to run into Lori and Larry every floating holiday. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1221 Our probing days are over. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1222 If you looking to go to a place where women have rights, keep driving, earth isn't it 1.2823 0.05439 124 99 15 10
1223 These teens drive around like there's no end of space. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1224 Bill just pull over and ask for directions— we should be at the next nebula by now. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
1225 just stay away from Roswell and you'll be fine 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
1226 It’s always the empty nesters with the sports car. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
1227 HE wanted to fly economy. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1228 These retirees are REALLY trying to piss off Musk. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1229 New model, it’s called The E.T.R.V. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1230 take a sharp left then look for the big woman holding a torch! 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1231 Watch where you’re going, ya space hog! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1232 'Wheels.' They reduce friction when you travel on something called 'terrain.' 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1233 I don’t know, I think they’re still going to know you’re aliens 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1234 We got it from a guy name Walter White. 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
1235 We took a wrong turn somewhere, but he refuses to ask for directions. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1236 We love it. It sleeps four with lots of room for abductions and anal probing.” 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1237 Okay, here's the plan: We invite them over for burgers, and then you move in with the probe. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1238 Don't stop at the blue planet. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1239 How’s the parking? 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
1240 Can you float us some gas money? 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1241 I said 5073, not 1973! 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1242 Gas mileage is relative. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1243 Ever heard of a turn signal? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1244 It’s called a Winnebago. We lifted it off Earth with our tractor beam. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1245 We just thought hey, why not treat ourselves? 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1246 Do you know if there are any camping spots open on Planet K9X2W? 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1247 I told you not to follow GPS. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1248 It’s a Whinney Bagel. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1249 I said we should have made an effort to blend in more. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1250 The closest you can get to the park's south entrance is the Moon. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1251 And how many miles per galaxy do you get in yours? 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1252 What we're really after is authenticity. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1253 Told u we had to turn left 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1254 You should have thought about that before you left the solar system. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1255 Excuse me, could you point us back to Galaxy Z? That construction detour was an absolute black hole. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1256 How far is the next charging station? 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1257 Ask them if they have change for meteor parking. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1258 Well, yeah, it has their addiction to excess written all over it but now Mindy and I wouldn't go any other way. 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1259 It’s an identifiable flying object. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1260 Can we help? You look like you're from out of town. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1261 Can you give us directions to Woodstock? 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1262 Finally you ask for directions. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1263 We thought we'd try a super-identifiable flying object. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1264 If you sit at the campground and listen to them talk about gas mileage, they don't really care if you aren't human. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1265 It costs a fortune to gas up at the little blue planet. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
1266 I can't hear you! I'm going to roll down the window! 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1267 Sure it’s roomier, but the cost of gas is out of this universe. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1268 It feels like we've been driving for light-years. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1269 You two can’t afford home prices either? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1270 Is yours an EV? 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1271 This way we don't have to phone home. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1272 It's called an UBBO, Unidentified But Boring Flying Object. The humans leave us alone. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1273 Did you just see that big yellow schoolbus too? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1274 If anyone asks , we’re from Europe. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1275 We always choose the parking with the best view. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1276 ran out of fuel, those idiots used their own planet as fuel 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
1277 do you guys have fuel? 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1278 Nomadland? Frances McDormand? Great film! GREAT film! 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1279 Bear left at the rings, take another left just before the asteroid field, then go straight for two or three parsecs and you’ll see it on your right. You can’t miss it. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1280 That's it. We are done chasing you kids all over the universe--get back in the house! Now! 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1281 Oh look, honey. Green nomads. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1282 Well , there goes the neighborhood . 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1283 Meet you in Roswell. 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
1284 Idiots! You can't fly past the I.S.S. in that. They'll know you're not one of them. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1285 Do you mind if we use the bathroom? The next rest stop is 5,000 lightyears away. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1286 Turns out “hitch your wagon to a star” was simply an idiom on Earth 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1287 Should we tell them there's a big tailgate party raging on that little blue rest stop down there? 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1288 You take the first left black hole and a sharp right towards earth, you can gas up there. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1289 Sup boomers?!? 🛸 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1290 There's nothing like camping under the stars 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1291 The most unusual specimens are at RV parks--just leave a trail of pork rinds. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1292 We decided to go vintage 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1293 Agreed. This whole Uber versus Taxi thing is getting tired. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1294 at the next light, take a left 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1295 As far as comfort, the earthlings are light years ahead of us! 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1296 Sorry, don’t know where Tattoine is—we are from Scottsdale. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
1297 Seriously? The next rest area is in 43 light years. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1298 They threw in a map to the stars, but it turned out to be terrestrial. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1299 Oh, stop your gawking. You know we can’t afford that. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1300 Where’s your camping permit? 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1301 You should have asked how many light years per gallon before you made the trade. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1302 We took the left turn at Albuquerque, and it brought us right to Area 51. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1303 I hate these motorhome drivers- they never pull over to let you pass.... 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1304 They look nice. Let's invite them over for drinks. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1305 Hello, this is roadside assistance, how can we help you? 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
1306 NO, ‘’Gramps’ is not racing you. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1307 It's fun but the cost of fuel is out of this world!" 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1308 But we didn't call for pizza 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1309 That's a cool rig...what planet are you from? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1310 We’re on vacation. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1311 We're an intergalactic RV, not a food truck. So blast off. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1312 Go three constellations and turn left, you can't miss it. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1313 We worry about black holes not pot holes. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1314 Where's the ramp for Intergalactic-95? 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1315 It’s not a UFO. It’s probably just a billionaire space tourist from another planet. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1316 The earthlings we’re delicious, but this spacecraft is junk! 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1317 Earth, right? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1318 Don't bother, all the good spots are already taken 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1319 Oh it's all "You're welcome" and "Have a nice day" - but good luck finding parking. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1320 'Plus there's room for our fishing gear, hunting gear and a small death ray' 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1321 Why can't they just enjoy the universe without bringing their whole house into space? 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1322 No, you're supposed to yield 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1323 I couldn’t care LESS about aero-effing-dynamics! 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1324 Fuel prices are out of this world on that planet. 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
1325 Forget the leader. Ask to see the Winnebago dealer. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1326 I hate being judged. We should have brought the Tesla. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1327 I wouldn’t bother going if I were you, Pluto is a much nicer spot 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1328 We have enough taco trucks. Thanks anyway. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1329 This is not just a visit, we're considering permanent residence. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1330 Y’all ain’t from around here, are ya? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1331 Yeah, I know it’s an import; but it has a bathroom. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1332 We got a deal on this retro camper model. The problem is that it runs on gas. What's gas? 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1333 We've fallen in love with their culture. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1334 Our GPS has been completely useless out here. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1335 No, sorry we're the only food truck in this orbit. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
1336 No,this is not a Meth Lab 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
1337 Ah to be young and warp-speed tolerant again. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1338 Found this spacious vehicle in a junk heap on Planet Earth! 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1339 We thought we could catch the game without arousing suspicion if we arrived in this. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1340 So much for 'Take me to your cheapest gas.' 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1341 Do y'all know where we can unload the shitter? 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
1342 The mileage is surprisingly good. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1343 Huh. Maybe we didn't need the wheels after all. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1344 This little place called earth is really cheap right now and we've always wanted to go 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1345 The closest trailer park is about six light-years back in that direction. 1.2740 0.04910 146 117 18 11
1346 You haven't seen our son, flying a bike by moonlight ...? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1347 Don't stop at the 3rd planet. They shoot everything in sight and the price of gas is out of this world. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1348 We're arresting you for violating the law of aerodynamics. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1349 That's all fine and well, but what if you don't make it to the next charging station? 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1350 Excuse me, do you know where we can find a gas giant around here? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1351 A red Tesla just cut us off. Did you see which way it went? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1352 We’re loving all this space. 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1353 Zaxon bought it on E-bay; it’s called a Winnebago. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1354 our ship is in the shop-- this is a rental. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1355 Whatever you do, don’t stop for gas in California. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
1356 Where is the nearest RV park? 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1357 The welcome's warmer if you're identifiable. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1358 I think we missed an exit back there. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1359 I gotta be honest. I enjoy being envied. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1360 We're going to spend a few months just seeing the galaxy first. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1361 No, I do not want to race. 1.2727 0.04391 121 90 29 2
1362 We're lost. Is there a Space Camp around here? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1363 We’d suggest skipping the third planet from the sun. That place is crazy. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1364 Terrible milage, but there's a fridge. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1365 The dealer in Roswell gave us a great deal on our trade-in. 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1366 Yes,it's much roomier, but the conversion costs are astronomic. 1.2727 0.04232 121 89 31 1
1367 Hey, if you are looking for a place to camp, you have to turn back about 5000 light years, then look for a campground. Hopefully they are still open. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1368 Just a few modifications, and, boom, 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1369 Ever since Elon Musk bought the USPS, our delivery routes have gotten longer! 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
1370 They’re all over the third planet from the sun. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1371 Can't miss it. Third rock from the sun. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1372 We're going to earth to help women get safe abortions. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1373 The second car the human shot into space has beds! 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
1374 So last millennium 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1375 The ennui is the same, but we have more room. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1376 We've started to appreciate the journey as much as the destination. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1377 Whoever blinks first loses. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1378 Sometimes I wish we never had kids. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1379 That Yellowstone Park was great. We're keeping this RV to display when we get back home. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1380 What kind of gas mileage do you get? 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1381 I think we went through the time warp in reverse. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1382 Most of the planets we're visiting don't have hotels. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1383 Yes, of course they're jealous. Where do they sleep in that thing? 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1384 We would have been earlier, but we got a flat. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1385 And if you hit Area 52, you’ve gone too far. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1386 We wanted to take the family to go camping underneath the stars. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1387 Thdsfhwsledifhnldfljdlfghjdkjs! Translation: 'I know...GPS told us the nearest dump station was here, too!' 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
1388 The gas mileage isn’t great but the retro look is awesome! 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1389 For heaven's sake - another instance of cosmic road rage! 1.2710 0.06167 107 89 7 11
1390 Where’s the nearest gas station? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1391 We found it floating in space next to a Tesla. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1392 Don’t worry… It’s electric 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1393 OK, but can it make quick turns? 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
1394 Ask them how far to Des Moines. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1395 Don’t worry mom, we’ll phone home every Sunday night 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1396 Who has the right-of-way? 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1397 We're doing our part to help with their extinction. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1398 I told you we should have turned left at Roswell. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1399 Oh that's so last millennium. 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1400 M-111 is blocked, don't take this exit! 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1401 Can you direct us to Roswell, NM? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1402 When we go to Lollapalooza in this thing, humans practically beam themselves in. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1403 Wait! Are those aliens? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1404 Swapped with an elderly couple that wants to downsize. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1405 Hey there, an older model ship? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1406 Thoughts on Earth?" "Eh, wouldn't go back. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1407 How many miles do you get per galaxy? 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1408 We’re going to work at Amazon. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1409 We got it at a the Earth fire sale right before they destroyed the planet. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1410 We wanted something more spacious. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1411 RV there yet? 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1412 After all these years, we're finally getting out in the wide open spaces. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
1413 We want to visit Area 51 before destroying all mankind." 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1414 Which way to see the universe's largest ball of twine? 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1415 We bought it on Earth already filled with Earthlings to probe. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1416 Have a great trip! Fly carefully! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1417 Oh no! The kids have found us! 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1418 Youse fly here often? 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1419 No, really, after you. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1420 I told you the GPS didn't work. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1421 Don't you just love retro? 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1422 Look, if you’re not going to take this road trip seriously… 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1423 Turn left at the Tesla Roadster 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1424 Why did we have to run into them while we’re driving this stupid loaner? 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1425 Go back to last meteor shower and turn left 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1426 No, there isn't a scenic outlook for miles... 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1427 It’s not fuel efficient but it’s more fun than a flying saucer 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1428 We're lost. Can you tell us which way is up? 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1429 I heard that Barb and Jim got a loaner after they crashed in Roswell but I was envisioning a compact. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1430 The mileage sucks, but we won't need to rent a place. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1431 Follow us. We've been here before! 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
1432 Laugh all you want,but will you be eating chili and watching a 13 inch tv while you’re probing humans tonight? 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1433 Thank god it's solar 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1434 These aliennials thinking they are so trendy with their “vintage” space craft 1.2689 0.05429 119 96 14 9
1435 They picked up that junk after crashing their saucer in Roswell. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1436 Yes in fact it did cost the moon 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1437 We traded with George Lucas 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1438 Our earliest civilizations had these some 8,000 years ago and it’s only got 200,000 miles! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1439 We always go south for the winter. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1440 Don't you just hate it when some yahoo drives one of those things in the left lane? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1441 „This old thing? We got it from this planets ‚everything must go sale‘" 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1442 We were driving along when suddenly there was a big bang. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1443 Can you direct us to Uranus? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1444 One last trip to Mars before Musk ruins the place. 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1445 You guys seen a rest stop around here? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1446 What? No RV hookup facilities anywhere in the entire Crab Nebula, either? 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1447 We got a great trade-in deal at Area 51! 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1448 You're here for Woodstock? You're lightyears too late! 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1449 With the UFO shortage and fuel prices, we went with an RV. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1450 If we hadn't upgraded on the blue planet we'd still be stuck in one of those, can you imagine? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1451 May we use your bathroom ? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1452 We're with Ms. Frizzle. 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
1453 I thought you grounded both of those damn kids. 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1454 I think we missed the turn off for KOA! 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1455 Winnebago! So 20th Century! 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1456 Crazy kids — weaving in and out of galaxies. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1457 We can’t afford the gas so we’re coming back. 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1458 Is this the Stairway to Heaven? 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1459 That’s carrying air b&b too far. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1460 Is the pandemic over yet? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1461 Clearly, you two have never experienced space. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1462 Traded in the saucer, got this and a family of four! 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1463 We'll ask you folks one more time. Business,or pleasure? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1464 It was the best thing they had. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1465 That must be one of those newfangled electric ones we've been hearing about. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1466 Hey, I have the right of way. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1467 I thought the kids said they were headed to the moon tonight. 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1468 Yup, gas prices ARE astronomical . 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1469 We are going to vacation on Earth, before it’s all gone. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1470 Sorry, the next rest stop is a little more than 250 million light years ahead. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1471 No no, the Breaking Bad house is on Earth. You’re in the wrong galaxy. 1.2672 0.04173 131 98 31 2
1472 We're time travelling 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1473 It gets 2.3 million light years per gallon. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1474 Outer space isn’t like it use to be. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1475 We should have turned left at Albuquerque! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1476 I get the romance of it, but it only gets one light-year to the gallon. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1477 Look, Harold. It's a UFO with aliens on board. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1478 It's comfy, but it only gets .000065 lightyears per gallon." 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1479 We consulted the "little green man" book for this part of the galaxy, and decided to skip hotels altogether. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1480 It really expands family time! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1481 I don't know the make,but it's definitely not an Airstream. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1482 See honey, it's small but it's fast! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1483 We got a great deal on our trade-in at that last planet. 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
1484 #vanlife 🌎🔥🔥🔥💯 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1485 Which way is the Burning Man bro 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1486 Hey, they have an "iHeart ET" bumper sticker too! 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1487 I'm just not sure about these electric self-driving cars yet. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1488 YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1489 Man, the mileage on that thing must be killing you! 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1490 When we bought it years ago, gas on earth wasn't sky high! 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1491 How many miles per gallon are you getting? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1492 We got this RV on Amazon. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1493 We're looking for the couple on horseback. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1494 It’s not a gas guzzler, it’s electric 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1495 This is what they call low income housing on earth. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1496 The hookups are better on Venus. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1497 It has a bathroom! 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
1498 AAA was right. This trip is "Out of this world." 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1499 But only 4 light years per gallon. 1.2656 0.05260 128 104 14 10
1500 I heard that gas prices are sky high. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1501 How quaint! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1502 See if they’ll swap! By the time the kids wake up, we’ll be in the next galaxy. 1.2655 0.04358 113 84 28 1
1503 We did run across this—but no sign of intelligent life. Right now they are hashing over a stolen election! 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1504 Yeah, 'sonic' schmonic! Does yours have a shower? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1505 A red Tesla Roadster just rear-ended us! Dude looked like he was stoned out of his mind. How much you wanna bet he doesn't have insurance? 1.2653 0.06247 98 81 8 9
1506 We’re trying to find our friend. He’s flying a red Tesla? 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1507 You took a wrong turn in Albuquerque. 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1508 “Say now, is that the new hybrid model?” 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1509 That retro earthlook is weirdly popular. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1510 Hey there, which planet is Wall Drug on? 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1511 We’re on our way to Earth Camp. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1512 We took a left at Albuquerque and now we can't find our way back to the interstate. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1513 We thought the RV was more spaceious 1.2647 0.06062 102 84 9 9
1514 So much for exploring the great unknown with an RV 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1515 Hey! I’m drivin’ here! 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1516 Sorry, but we have to ask. Do you have to go #1 or #2? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1517 We'll meet you at the Grand Canyon. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1518 They say their home planet became uninhabitable. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1519 This spaceway is for luxury vehicles only 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1520 Did you just give me the finger? 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1521 We come from Winnebago. We come in peace. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1522 Qzz gnif?!! Pwejj ndwakfr plwy vbyx! 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
1523 It's that nice couple we took air samples with on Camping World 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
1524 Hmmm, obviously one of us took a wrong turn somewhere back there! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1525 We were told to park in the outer space. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1526 It's a long trip, but it's worth your time. 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
1527 I admire the efficient use of interior space and the cavalier disregard for meaningless aerodynamics but I thought Elon Musk would have had a more developed aesthetic. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1528 You can't get there from here. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1529 It’s a ‘47. Got it from a guy in Roswell who’s probably still running.” 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1530 I really just got into the van life 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1531 Could you tell us the way to San Jose? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1532 You guys going to Coachella too? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1533 OMG, those are aliens! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1534 Glamping is so last year! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1535 Looks like they are as lost as us. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1536 "Look behind us. That's a caravan of American women, desperate to relocate to an affordable blue galaxy." 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1537 Have you seen what rents are like on Earth? 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1538 It's comfortable, but takes up lots of space. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1539 We’ve been looking for overnight parking for 250 million years. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1540 They liquidated their planet. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1541 Oh look,the Musk’s must be on vacation! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1542 Where can a couple of out-of-towners get an anal probe around here? 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1543 Now that we're retired we have time to see the galaxy 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1544 It’s good for long distances 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1545 Parking’s free at Walmart. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1546 Don’t bother invading. The fuel is too expensive and the infrastructure is terrible 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1547 Forget the moonlight and the starlight. What we need up here is a stoplight! 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1548 Fuel is no problem. We live on a gas giant. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1549 We're just going back to visit the grandkids! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1550 Sup, Bitches? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1551 Which way is up? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1552 No intelligent life there, but they do make a roomy and surprisingly affordable vehicle. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1553 Jupiter's a gas giant, you can re-up there. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1554 An RV? In this economy? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1555 We traded ours in for this spacious RV 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1556 Can we use yout bathroom? This damn saucer doesn't have one. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1557 It sleeps six. And we a got a fantastic warranty covering parts and labor for 10 million light years. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1558 Let’s just say they’re both mid-life crisis buys. 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
1559 We're thinking about staying for a while this time. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1560 Where did you say the waste dumping station is? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1561 We wanted space. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1562 I suppose it WOULD be less conspicuous. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1563 But ours sleeps six! 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
1564 You guys want a ride? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1565 We think will be more inconspicuous when we approach the cornfield this time. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1566 I thought they were an Earthling myth. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
1567 If you visit Earth, stay away from Roswell, New Mexico! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1568 Hipsters! 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1569 They want to know where the nearest KOA is. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1570 Pardon me. Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1571 They'll never believe us, back home. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1572 Earth? Don't waste your time. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1573 Wow, a model T 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1574 Looks weird, but at least we can take a dump in it. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1575 Just head north for about 94 million miles. If you incinerate you’ve gone too far. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1576 You take Betelgeuse up to Rigel and then turn left onto Antares. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1577 Wait, were we not supposed to take anything? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1578 See, Martin? I told you that it was just a matter of time before we made it into the AARP Destination Guide. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1579 We just like the way it looks. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1580 Is that a Tesla saucer? Cuz this thing is a real gas hog. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1581 Don't bother visiting plant Earth. Intelligent life is in serious decline there." 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1582 It’s just nice to get away from it all, isn’t it? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1583 Can you tell us how to get back to Earth? We've been driving around in circles! 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1584 Well, the thing is, it's just so hard to find a hotel out here. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1585 I guess GPS didn't work past Jupiter? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1586 We landed in Florida and this is the only thing we were able find 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1587 Oh no, they convinced you to buy one of those? 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
1588 Make your first left after Venus, you can’t miss it. 1.2606 0.04082 142 108 31 3
1589 Inflation is affecting our travel plans. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1590 Is there a rest stop near here? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1591 We just watched Space Balls and wanted to see what all the fuss was about. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1592 We wanted the sports version too, but the kids don't fit. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1593 "Of all the gin joints, in all the Galaxies, in all the Universe, they cruise into ours." 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1594 Look, it's one of those tiny ships everybody is talking about. They have a bedroom and full kitchen in there. 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1595 There was a waiting list for an Airstream. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1596 6.89 a gallon! We’re going to see if we can do better on Mars. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1597 We're lost. Which way is "Winnebago?" 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1598 Honey, don’t yell, but I think you took a wrong turn while I was snoozing! 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1599 Yeah, we wanted to come back when we had more time... 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
1600 It supposedly sleeps six but that must be if at least two are larva. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1601 still riding a space capsule, how bourgeoie! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1602 Grey Poupon? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1603 Sweet ride! How many light years per gallon does she get? 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1604 What kind of mileage do you get with that? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1605 Yeah, gas is expensive, but a full tank get you to Jupiter's gravitational field and you can just coast from there 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1606 You don’t seem like your from around here 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1607 We were trying to fit in but the campgrounds are full. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1608 Look, Bob. It’s Ted and Carol.. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1609 İ told you black holes take us back in time 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1610 We like all the room but it's a flux proton guzzler. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1611 Yes, it's harder to park, but it does have a bathroom. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1612 Fuel economy be damned. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1613 They must be shooting a period movie 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1614 We like the extra space, but the gas mileage is terrible. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1615 We're hoping the real black hole might be better than the one we left. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1616 It's a URV. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1617 Yep - it's an electric hybrid, so we can blend in better when we land back in New Mexico 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1618 Yeah, we saw the same thing. You thinkin' dark matter? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1619 Best way to see America 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
1620 Pandemic. Planet-wide lockdown. We needed more space. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
1621 We just got tired of rushing around the galaxy at the speed of light. 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1622 We're not lost but a push in the right direction wouldn't hurt. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1623 Just wait 'til they need 3: AAA's! 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1624 More space! 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1625 And remember: don't feed the humans. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1626 Go ahead and laugh, but she made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1627 Comfort for a road trip and 5 parsecs to the gallon! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1628 Did you submit this week's contest? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1629 Well our saucer is also earthenware. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1630 See I told you they were following us ..... 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1631 They can't hear me honking can they. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1632 I’m taking the family to Earth to see the fireworks. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1633 Don't go down there. Those Earthlings are doing crazy things. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1634 Far out Dude! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1635 Hey! Get out of the fast lane! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1636 We traded in the old model for this baby at Area 51. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1637 Oh this is bad. I told them I was sick today." 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1638 I'd say we're 'classic' and they're 'old school' 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1639 How many parsecs to the gallon to you get with that? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1640 Damn campers, clogging up the galaxy. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1641 OMG That's Jeff Sessions!! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1642 Hey, we reserved this campsite! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1643 With the price of gas we were thinking about having a staycation. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1644 How many lightyears per neutron core does that clunker get? 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1645 Everything else is booked. We thought we'd try earth 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1646 NASA hired us to look for UFOs. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1647 It may look clunky but can yours sleep six comfortably? 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1648 2 Double cheeseburgers with fries please. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1649 Is there a Walmart near here? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1650 We wanted to see Roswell without the paparazzi ruining our trip. 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
1651 Nobody wants to fly anymore 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1652 Three miles in a billion years, no thanks. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1653 It's an RV - reconnaissance vehicle. We drive to the US political rallies looking for signs of intelligent life, but so far no luck. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1654 It lets us explore the galaxy, while also preventing the kids from moving back home. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1655 Mom! Dad! Why are you here? You're supposed to be on vacation! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1656 We traded vehicles with an Earthling we abducted. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1657 Didn’t we pass them ages ago? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1658 It came with three earthlings in the back! 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1659 The hardest part is finding free parking! 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1660 "Excuse me. Would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1661 It’s vintage 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1662 We traded in the coupé for something a bit more spacious. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1663 Look! A no more Airstream! 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1664 Who is this “Schwartz” and why does everyone assume he’s with us? 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1665 The extended warranty was the clincher. 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1666 Why is it that we always reveal ourselves to a couple of pig farmers from Arkansas? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1667 They want to know how our mileage is 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1668 These winnebegaos, they take up all the parking spots 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1669 The mileage is not great. But there’s plenty of legroom. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1670 You're taking up too much space! 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1671 Just because they have a bigger ship, they think they own outer space. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1672 Seen any regular unleaded? 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1673 Probably bought it before five dollars a gallon. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1674 Alien life is passe - van life is the wave of the future. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1675 Terrible campsite. Litter everywhere! 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1676 How many Light Years a gallon? 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
1677 Man! The times ARE a-changing! 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1678 At these fuel prices, this may be our last interstellar trip. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1679 With gas prices what they are, forget about visiting Planet Earth! 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1680 Have you seen Airbnb prices in this quadrant?! 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1681 Well, it was the 'new model' when we started the drive! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1682 We're taking a spacecation. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1683 Your mission was to go where NO man has gone before. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1684 Sign said "If van's a rockin' don't come a knockin'" so we took it! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1685 Gee, that takes me back. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1686 I thought we would be getting away from the kids 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1687 It came with an Earth family already installed, asleep in the bunks. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1688 Humans don't really bother with us. They just think we're an IFO. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1689 Close encounters 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1690 I don’t think they know what “glamping” is. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1691 I know it's not fast, but that's the only way to travel through New Mexico safely. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1692 I think that's Fred and Ethyl! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1693 I didn't know Earth had aliens. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1694 We saw the car that Elon sent into space and thought: "Why not?". 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1695 I had hoped this campsite wouldn’t be so crowded. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1696 It’s the latest undercover design for Area 51 visits. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1697 We bought it pre-owned from the Area 51 lot. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1698 You guys should think about getting something more spacious and practical for long space trips. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1699 We're going to try to blend 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1700 Do the Earthlings realize that nothing good will ever happen to them again. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1701 We rented it from Elon Musk. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1702 ET? RV. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1703 See, they don’t know either 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1704 Looks like a couple of them new-fangled #saucerlife influencers, honey. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1705 With the price of plutonium, we decided to switch to gas. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1706 I know, I know. I told him he should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1707 #`!@! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1708 Yeah, plenty of parking- but too many people. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1709 Is that our Uber? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1710 Didn't we see them last week at Old Faithful? 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1711 When did you guys retire? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1712 It doesn't get great mileage, but you should see the kitchen! 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1713 Get lost. We reserved this space.” 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1714 Hey! Look! It's the new Tesla Republican. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1715 You took your grand grandfather’s van without asking? 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1716 Probably cheaper too - doesn't need gas 1.2538 0.03984 130 98 31 1
1717 So how’s retirement treating you? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1718 So remember that your cover story is that you're snowbirds from Jersey. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1719 Be careful of that third planet from the sun. A couple of people down there are angry we took their Winnebago. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1720 The mpg drastically improves once you escape the planet's gravitational pull. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1721 You're stereotypical aliens while we try to be classic, timeless and campy. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1722 We found it abandoned in Roswell... 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1723 Talk about housing going sky high! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1724 That rabbit told us to turn left at Albuquerque too but we didn't listen. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1725 We're going back home. We're afraid we left the dark on. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1726 Earth? Too expensive. Try Jupiter. It's all gas. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1727 The Earthlings are right-this does make us more boring. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1728 See Martha, I told you it wasn’t a weather balloon. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1729 Shatner gave us a deal. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1730 Hey! Do you guys know a short cut to the Sea of Tranquility? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1731 No no no, you should have made a left at Alpha Centauri B. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1732 This RV looks slow, but it can go 0-60 light-years in 3.5 seconds. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1733 Horrible mileage but comfy at night! 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1734 URV: Unidentified Recreational Vehicle 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1735 Who has the right of way here? 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1736 It's roomier, but the mileage isn't great. 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
1737 The fuel efficiency is terrible, but it's got plenty of space for our pet humans. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1738 Gas prices are out of this world. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1739 Less efficient, but more comfortable. 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1740 Yeah, it's roomy. But it only gets 10 lightyears a gallon. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1741 Wow, I’ve heard about those classic space ships but have never seen on before. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1742 What? You never saw Breaking Bad? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1743 Your EV is beyond rad! 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1744 Beam over. We have new pictures of our grandchildren. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1745 Those silly Humans don't even know this thing can fly! 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1746 Do yourselves a favor and visit the Grand Canyon—it really puts things in perspective. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1747 With the price of gas being so high, we hardly drive it anymore. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1748 I hope this one's electric. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1749 This is the last time we are picking you up! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1750 Honk the horn! 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1751 It’s so easy to abduct basic life forms in this thing. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1752 What kind of mileage are you getting? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1753 I don't think the RV was our brightest purchase, especially since the gas prices in Uranus have skyrocketed lately 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1754 Be sure to keep your papers straight, there is a checkpoint ahead ! 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1755 We got caught in a loop. It might be third star to the right and straight on 'til morning. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1756 The guy said it was an even trade...one dinged up saucer for this gas guzzler 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1757 So I said to Frank, ‘How about I pick the where and you pick the way.’ 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1758 You took a wrong turn at Uranus.. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1759 Supply chain shortages? 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1760 I saw it in Spaceballs,but I assumed it was made up by Mel Brooks. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1761 ...and it makes the anal probing so much easier! 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
1762 I’m not gonna say “yes I told you so”, but we definitely made a wrong turn. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1763 Do you know how fast you were going?! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1764 I do believe Frank, that is a UFO. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1765 I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1766 We decided to give those Planet Earth cretins something they could identify!” 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
1767 Didn't you see the 'cultural appropriation' email? 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
1768 Hey, you guys know the way to the Grand Canyon? 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1769 We told you fuel would be expensive! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1770 How can you afford that gas guzzler? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1771 Look, another UFO. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1772 It takes the alien out of the trip 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1773 You go on ahead — we are going to take the scenic route. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1774 Volkswag-In a galaxy far, far away... 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1775 Yup...we been traveling several galaxies. Do you know where the nearest rest stop is?! 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1776 Only 4,000 light years to the gallon...but she sleeps 57. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1777 We and the earthlings agreed it was a good trade. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1778 Bloody tourists! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1779 ...and don’t forget to feed the cats 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1780 Yes, he was too stubborn to ask for directions. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1781 If you think this is impressive, we've got a sticker proving this RV climbed Mt Washington 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1782 We decided Earth is more of a day-trip planet. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1783 Yeah the destination is called 'Earth', they used to have so much great nature, we wanna see what's left before its too late. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1784 Do you know if there is any free overnight parking at the Walmart on Zgrbtz 47? 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1785 Ours is a classic. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1786 I'm telling you for the last time - Spaceballs wasn't real! 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1787 Wow, he has a kitchen, bathroom, queen bed and lounging area. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1788 How's van life? I hear gas prices are astronomical. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1789 Hey, we haven't seen you guys in light years. How was Woodstock? 1.2500 0.05601 112 93 10 9
1790 Sure. Go 112,773 million miles, and make a left" 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1791 We were slumming with the Earthlings. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1792 We’re saving on gas. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1793 We picked it up in a galaxy far far away. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1794 It's great...We were really getting tired of the commute! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1795 You just missed it; it's about 2 parsecs that way. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1796 They're retrograde. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1797 Is Burning Man back yet? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1798 Avoid the Northern Celestial Hemisphere, it's crowded with Taurus. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1799 Honey, roll down your window and ask them if they know where the turn off to Houston is. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1800 The Yellowstone camp ground is under water. You might want to try Mars. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1801 You traded it in for that?? 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1802 Hey, why did you leave earth? Because I need some space! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1803 We forgot our death rays. Also, the burger buns. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1804 Hey, you left the garage door open again! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1805 We’re the Millers, from Mars. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1806 Go back about half a light year and take the Intersteller 95 exit. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1807 Oh sure, it gets 70 light years to a gallon but can it sleep five Martians. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1808 The humans we abducted offered us this sweet trade, and now we’re off to see the galaxy! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1809 We’re imagining the radio traffic once some Navy pilots catch a glimpse of this baby doing donuts. 1.2500 0.05757 104 86 10 8
1810 Even with all the vastness of space they still hog the middle lane… 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1811 We cancelled our trip and are on our way back, these earthlings just added another pandemic to an already ongoing one. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1812 Yes, it is roomier. But the mileage is terrible. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1813 Well, that's the hybrid model but you really compromise on the bathroom and sleeping space. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1814 Hi there, do you by chance know any gas station around. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1815 We traded the old heap in at someplace called Area 54--this thing's got an on-board toilet!! 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1816 We're going to abduct someone to share gas and tolls. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1817 Y'all should check out Florida. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1818 It's a Recreational Invasional Vehicle. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1819 Check before you buy one, we've traveled 60, 385,546,29,097,873,456,760,003,234,567,888,713,124,580 miles and we've not seen one RV park. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1820 It’s an older model. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1821 We're going on a revolution. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1822 That There is an RV Clark! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1823 Oh great,it's the Scooby-Doo gang. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1824 We got traction! 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1825 Roomier, but the gas is astronomical . 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1826 Stay in your lane. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1827 Elon helped us launch this thing. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1828 Which way to Big Sky? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1829 Grey Poupon? Never heard of it. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1830 Fuckin' colonizers. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1831 Have you tried Googling restroom? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1832 They're more advanced than we thought-it's a car and a home! 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1833 Watch out for that speed trap two stars ahead. 1.2476 0.05707 105 87 10 8
1834 Our Tesla's in the shop. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1835 We love the wide open spaces. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1836 The mileage is terrible, but we don't believe in climate change. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1837 You are so 1960's. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1838 You know how hard it is to park this thing. Just tell them that this is our Space 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1839 I'm guessing they are from Wisconsin. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1840 Yellowstone was temporarily closed. Any other recommendations? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1841 It’s got a toilet! Does yours? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1842 I bet the cost to fill their tank is out of this world! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1843 Race ya to Mars 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1844 15 lightyears to the gallon, but it’s got a toilet 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1845 It's all about not getting noticed 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1846 If you're heading to Earth, you'll save a bundle parking on the Moon and taking a meteor in. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1847 Look, Tron. That's a '62 Jetson! 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1848 Sorry, guys. Waste tank's all full. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1849 Where's Elon's Tesla Roadster? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1850 You're parked in the middle of the freeway! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1851 How do you afford the fuel for your rig? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1852 Diesel/warp drive hybrid. Gets around 13 parsecs per gallon. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
1853 Disney World" you say? Yeah, good luck getting past the FBI 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1854 This RV is big enough we can go in the back and bump our twangers. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1855 Waze is saying it's stop and go on Andromeda. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1856 Damn their carbon footprint" 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1857 Quick. Hide the french fries. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1858 You’ ve heard of EVs? Well, this is an ET.V 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1859 It may look retro but it has all the latest features. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1860 Don't fill up on Earth, their gas prices are astronomical! 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1861 You’ll never believe where we came from. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1862 I guess you can use our washroom. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1863 It’s an import… 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1864 Don't you dare ask for directions. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1865 We've found life, and it's a highway 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1866 The earthlings spoiled us. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1867 It's the Costanzas dammit! 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1868 We got a great price on our trade-in. 1.2458 0.04158 118 90 27 1
1869 If we weren’t time travelers, we would have never bought this gas guzzler 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1870 Oh, it's you two AND your gas guzzler! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1871 Yeah, we park it here for the winter 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1872 We got a great deal because of gas prices 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1873 It's traveling through space, with space 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1874 The next gas station is three parsecs after the black hole on your left. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1875 Should've taken that left at Albuquerque 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1876 Two cosmic tacos to go, please. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1877 I have no idea who has the right of way.... 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1878 Boomers Rule! 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1879 We thought we could blend in, but we can’t afford the fuel down there. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1880 Actually it gets pretty good lightyearage. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1881 If you can point us to gas and a motel I think we’ll stop for the night. Oh, and can you point us to the night? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1882 I hear Neptune lets you park there overnight now. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1883 It runs on space corn! 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1884 Hey, where's the best place to get a new water punp? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1885 Area 51 made us an unbeatable deal with our trade-in. 1.2451 0.04501 102 78 23 1
1886 They'll never get identified in that thing. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1887 We thought we would apply a more practical spin to alien abduction so we left the people and took the r.v. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1888 It's a rental. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1889 It doesn’t look like the Taco Truck to me! 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1890 There’s a pandemic that way. We’re going to hit every galactic park. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1891 I think it's time to upgrade! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1892 Mind giving us some space? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1893 Stick with your saucer, the gas prices are killing us. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1894 We heard they have the best campsites in the galaxy. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1895 No toilet, and no room for a bed. It'd drive me nuts. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1896 Damn rubberneckers 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1897 Now we completely blend in. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1898 So much for the tranquility and silence of the open road. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1899 How far to the next rest area? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1900 Which way is North? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1901 GPS not working? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1902 It’s iconic but impractical. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1903 Mission completed,we managed to retrieve the only thing of value before the whole orb was consumed by extreme weather systems. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1904 We went with the foreign model. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1905 Driving had been the cheapest option when we left two light-years ago… 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1906 I don’t suppose the gas is cheaper up here ? Asking for a friend. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1907 At least ours has a shower and a toilet. 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
1908 Look,the XG56F7Gs bought a Winnebago! 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1909 Do you think we’ll find space big enough for the RV? 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1910 The gasoline prices down there are astronomical. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1911 No warp speed, but the bathroom is great to have on a long trip. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1912 Going to Skinwalker Ranch. Want us to pick anything up for you? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1913 Didn’t the Simons say they were out of town??! 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1914 How can they afford that on retirement income ?? 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1915 We're happy campers now that we have more space. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1916 Earths that way. We turned around 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1917 Let's just do take-out. We already spent 2 light years trying to find parking in Queens 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1918 Turn around, you passed earth 12 light years ago! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1919 I think the cartoonist wants them to mention gas prices in their captions but we’re more interested in this spacious interior! 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1920 The Cracker Barrel on the moon ran out of cheese. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1921 Earth? Go down to Sagittarius and hang a left. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1922 Can’t do warp speed, but it’s great when the grandkids stay over. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1923 If you're trying to look inconspicuous, you'd better put a lot more cosmic dust on the windshield. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1924 Can we use your washroom? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1925 You can use our bathroom if you let us share your campsite. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1926 That thing got a Hemi? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1927 Gas prices don’t matter in space 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
1928 I hear space glamping is all the rage. But I worry about the cost of gas? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1929 Pure genius! It has a bathroom! No more pit stops at Rest Area 51. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
1930 And it doesn't use gas? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1931 We're heading to Space Jam, Dude... 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1932 See? You gotta move over. They’re passing on the right. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1933 Looks like one of us took a wrong turn on the way to the Dead and Company concert. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1934 Gas or electric? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1935 Do you guys know if there’s a gas station around? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1936 When did you folks retire and decide to travel? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1937 It's called Uber UFO XL 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1938 We're going back to the Future. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1939 It’s not as fast as the saucer but boy it’s nice not having to stop for bathroom breaks. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1940 We really need to learn to pack light. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1941 The Best Camping? Area 51 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1942 Trust me. Leave the humans and take their ride.... 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1943 It actually gets pretty stellar gas milage. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1944 We brought you back a ‘We went to Area 51 and all we got was abducted’ t-shirt. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1945 Comfortable, but terrible on gas." 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1946 We KNEW we shoulda' taken dat' left toin' at Albuquerque. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1947 You kids never phone home. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1948 You're too late. They've closed the border to resident aliens. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1949 I don't know how you can afford to drive that thing with the price of plutonium these days. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1950 Help! These humans kidnapped us to get them out of Earth! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1951 You were doing 90 on a 70 milkyway 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1952 The salesman said it was out of this world. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1953 Can you believe they accepted a trade in? 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1954 Watch out for a Space Force speed trap between Neptune and Pluto. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1955 Those strange creatures told us these things run forever but never said anything about the price of gas... 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1956 Oh, yes, we are just loving retirement. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1957 We've done the impossible maneuvers and the crop circles. Now we just want to see the galaxy." 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1958 We just can't do the intergalactic void in one day anymore. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1959 Anyone know how to change a flat? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1960 We got it on a lease. 12 months or 12,000 light years. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1961 Electric? Very intelligent. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1962 May the Schwartz be with you too 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1963 Coachella is so 2019. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1964 You won't believe what it cost to fill the tank. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1965 I'm not kidding.Only thirty-four hundred light years on this baby. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1966 Any way we can get a jump? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1967 Oh good lord. Your parents followed us. How did they afford the fuel? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1968 Could you shut off that annoying tune? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1969 Yes, we've gone native. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1970 It only gets about 8 lightyears a gallon, but we are living our retirement dream. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1971 It's very comfortable but it gets less than a light year per magnetic energy unit. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1972 We're off to Universe Studios. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1973 We said bring us up an Arby's - not an RV! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1974 Is there a nearby extra terrest-stop 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1975 If you want to meet your abduction quota, you can't beat Trailer Parks. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1976 Mel Brooks sent you, right? 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
1977 We reverse-engineered a 20th-century unidentified terrestrial craft. 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
1978 Our last car was a 2001 Honda Odyssey, so this was the obvious choice to upgrade. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1979 No, you're way, way off course. Shoulda taken a left at the last galaxy, then first right. Follow us. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1980 It's really comfortable, but the parsecs per gallon is atrocious. 1.2404 0.04210 104 79 25 0
1981 We've found that power hookup is a lot easier when you blend in. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1982 Seen one black hole, you've seen them all. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1983 We’re visiting the National Parks on our vacation. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1984 The new neighbors keep hovering. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
1985 We're heading to Woodstock. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1986 We want to see our galaxy before we explore others. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1987 We were stationed in Ohio during the war 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1988 We bought it when gas prices were lower. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1989 We took the RV because you don't want to startle Americans. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1990 Could you help direct us to Area 51? 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1991 Look Linda! This is what our spaceships looked like before humans invaded us. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1992 Busted! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1993 What is this? 1970? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1994 Once we saw the fuel efficiency without gravity, we opted for more legroom. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1995 Earth? We just came from there. You don’t want to go, trust us, it’s way over populated and far too expensive for what you get. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1996 Oh no, the hippies are spacing out again 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1997 We were told on Earth that it's the latest craze for abductions. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1998 Turn left at Alfa Centari. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1999 We thought they were with you. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
2000 What! You haven't seen Spaceballs? It's a classic. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2001 Go north for 16 light years, and then take a left. Can't miss it. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2002 Be sure to be home by eleven! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2003 Actually, it gets surprisingly good light-yearage. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2004 We’re going glamping. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
2005 We’ve got take out in the back. 1.2393 0.04143 117 90 26 1
2006 Can you give us some space? 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2007 The ad didn’t mention it has 3,296,464 miles. 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
2008 Can you direct us to the nearest Walmart parking lot? 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
2009 We were told we can park in any space. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2010 The leader of the Earthlings made abortion illegal. You'll be seeing a lot more boxes. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2011 Nearest Cracker Barrel? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2012 I told you a light year it is not as far as you think it is. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2013 We're looking for Roswell." "We just left there! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2014 Are there any National Parks up here? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2015 Wow, they've really changed The Amazing Race. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2016 We wanted something “space-ious” 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2017 It doesn't quite do the speed of light, but it sleeps four and will get you through most gravitational pulls and even some tractor beams. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2018 Do you think you could jumpstart us? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2019 Unbelievable, even here we have to fight for parking space! 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
2020 The high cost of fuel is limiting our vacation to only one state park per galaxy. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
2021 Jetsons meet Breaking Bad 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2022 Which way to the Casbah? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2023 We took a wrong turn on Route 66 and, from a distance, you looked like a fried egg. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2024 Do you guys have anything dairy free? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2025 We're going where no man has gone before. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2026 Galaxy ice cream. Cute name until you find out it's people! 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2027 They're easy to hot wire. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2028 I'm not saying your way of life is wrong. I'm just saying it's not for me. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2029 Looking for a Starbucks! 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2030 Yes, it's more comfortable, but the cost of gas is killing us. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
2031 Some kid on Earth wanted to know if your home phone is working. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
2032 It is, too, camping! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
2033 Because an Airstream just wouldn't have been possible. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2034 It has a full kitchen, shower, A/C and a chair filled with flowing water. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2035 Gas up Before you get to Earth. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2036 Our food truck permit says we only serve walk-ups, not fly-bys. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2037 We're taking the kids to Space Camp. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2038 Since Covid, it’s the only way we’ll travel. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2039 Sure it’s fast, but does it have a kitchenette? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2040 Hi, do you know the direction to the restaurant at the end of the universe? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2041 You missed the turn 4 light years back. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2042 We traded up! 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2043 Turn back, Yellowstone is flooded! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2044 The campground? It’s that way. In ten thousand light years, it’ll be on your left. You can’t miss it. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2045 Yea now i can’t even remember a time before on board bathrooms. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2046 No, I’m certain we have right of way. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
2047 You can't park here overnight. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
2048 Know a spot with a sewage hookup? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2049 Is that a 'one-up-man ship'?? 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2050 It looks clumsy in space, but we're finally getting good mileage with our RV 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2051 Burns 2 tons per light year, but you can't beat the comfort. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2052 They took the STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2053 The rental company gave us an upgrade. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2054 Yeah, yeah - it’s a big carbon footprint but we were vacationing in Yellowstone. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2055 Eat your heart out, boys, it’s vintage. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2056 Nothing much...same as you guys, just having an 'out of the world' experience... 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2057 Flying saucer right of way 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
2058 Please pass the grey matter 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2059 We've been orbiting the stars for years trying to find you. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2060 National Lampoon's Milky Way Summer Vacation. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2061 Sure the energy source is a dwindling finite material only found on one planet, but you should see how smooth it drives. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2062 Damnedest detour I’ve ever seen! 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
2063 No!....I said to abduct the Harveys 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2064 It’s nice but requires more space to park. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2065 We're headed to Disney World, where we should fit right in. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2066 Bloody post-pandemic hipsters 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2067 Don’t forget to tag all your photos with #saucerlife. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2068 Uh ohh, they obviously got way too earth friendly" 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2069 Picked this up at a junker in the Milky Way, had 6 parsecs on it and is still kicking! 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2070 It's our replacements for the space station. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2071 How many light years to a gallon do you get? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2072 Where's the nearest space station?" 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2073 Fuel prices are out of this world. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2074 No lightspeed, but at least there’s a toilet. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2075 Don't. Gas prices are just out of this world down there. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
2076 Yes, you know, in the future spaceships will only need gasoline and wheels to travel. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2077 They're losing a lot of luxury for light speed. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2078 You really meant it when you said this trip was going to be out of this world 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2079 Has Yellowstone reopened yet? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2080 Avoid the N51...too much dark matter... 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2081 It's nice but we miss the warp drive. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2082 ''Muskmobile" 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
2083 This is an awkward question but…our toilet is blocked… 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2084 We're probing retirees and outdoorsy suburbians later. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2085 The mileage isn't as good but it's a lot roomier for those long trips. 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
2086 Not another URV? 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2087 Look Marti! A vintage flying saucer! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2088 No, sorry, our bathroom's just for family. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
2089 We're off to Kepler 62-e for the weekend. You? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2090 Remember kids, this isn't a race. It's a journey. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2091 Where do you sleep?" "You sleep? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2092 It’s a rental and I think we’re over our mileage allowance. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2093 At least ours is more roomy. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2094 We're looking for a guy named Howard Johnson. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2095 For the last time, NO! It's an adults-only planet. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2096 Maybe owning a Winnebago isn't a sign of intelligence in their universe. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2097 Our only regret is that we didn’t do this sooner. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2098 One of your tires look flat. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2099 Our planet has FREE INTERNET!" "Our's has FREE DIVERSITY TRAINING! 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
2100 Small, infinite space-time continuum, isn't it? 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
2101 Idaho's the other way. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
2102 Yeah, we thought we'd go native. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2103 What year is this? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2104 Excuse me, is the Milky Way at the next exit? 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2105 We thought that you were picking up the replicants! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2106 What kind of mileage do you get with that thing?" 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
2107 We just got awfully run down by the endless routine of experiments on humans, decided to value our own needs first and retire. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2108 The giant ball of twine is off the next exit, you can't miss it. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2109 I told you not to contact me on vacation! 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2110 One of those imported models. Roomy, but the gas guzzle is enormous. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2111 And it has a microwave! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2112 We're a little concerned about re-entry. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2113 Anywhere on Earth we can grill some eggplant and take a shower? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2114 No we have nothing, it's only on earth that they use an RV as a met lab 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2115 Space hog! 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2116 Sure it gets lousy gas mileage, but we can have microwave popcorn whenever we want. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2117 Apparently this is the answer to avoid a pandemic, an inflation, AND retirement boredom! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2118 Could you direct us to the nearest rest area? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2119 Miles per gallon is a bear, though 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2120 Do you have any spare dilithium? Gas prices here are ridiculous. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2121 Ask them where we are! 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2122 When did you retire? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2123 Oh for god sakes, pick a lane! Why do I always get stuck behind these idiots? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2124 I heard, the planet is full of issues. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2125 I’d love to see them clean out the holding tank without gravity. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2126 It’s not like global warming matters up here. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2127 Another Musk stunt! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2128 Bringing trends from Earth again? #Vanlife 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2129 Makes me miss our Astrovan” 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
2130 So that’s straight ahead two light years and then a sharp left just prior to the black hole? 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
2131 Can you tell me how to get to Area 51? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2132 Camp Life~ Space Edition. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2133 Living the van life is the best decision we ever made! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2134 Pleekar, is that you? Small universe! 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2135 Should have gone electric 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2136 Finally a vehicle that can go both on land and in the air. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2137 It’s camouflage 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2138 Like most aliens on holiday, we're eager to get a closer look at Uranus. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2139 I didn’t think you guys would be coming back from vacation so soon. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2140 Electric? Heavens, no! It's quantum. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2141 I've heard about these space tourists. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2142 Look sweetie--camper in retrograde! Don't sign any contracts for the next 6 weeks. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2143 We prefer something more spacious. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2144 Do you know of a good space to park around here? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2145 No, we’re retiring there. It’s near Vegas, not Vega. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2146 The hipsters are out of this world these days. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2147 do you know if there's space up ahead for a u-turn? 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
2148 Midlife crisis. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2149 Just be back by 11:00, and don’t forget it’s a rental. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2150 Nowhere special. Just a staycation. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
2151 Only you could travel to the back of beyond and still run into people from work. 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
2152 The gas prices are too high to settle down there. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
2153 Honestly, it gets better mileage than you'd think. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2154 Just say you're inbred. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
2155 Can you point us in the direction of the nearest gas giant? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2156 Okay, you kids have fun on Pluto. Dad and I are going to see if we can have the holding tank pumped out here on Saturn. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2157 We’re just taking a little cross-country road trip. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2158 We're looking for a breakfast placed called The Flying Saucer. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
2159 Did you know it's actually more cost efficient to drive 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2160 The compact model gets much better gas mileage. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2161 You're in my parallel parking spot. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2162 Ugh! The old flying saucer design. I thought went out with hula hoops! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2163 I've gone *space* camping, and I'm having an extraterrest-real fun time. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2164 Did you order the pizza? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2165 Earthlings have it right: this spacecraft has a couch, kitchen, bed and a toilet - what one does with the toilet we have no idea. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2166 I wish we thought of that. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2167 We know it looks like a Zenon guzzler, but believe it or not it gets 14 galaxies per gallon. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
2168 If you lived here, you'd be home by now! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2169 WOW, You have a bathroom! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2170 The family tasted like s’mores. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2171 Okay, but does your’s have a bunk bed? 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2172 We bought it during the pandemic, why? 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2173 Do you know where we can get some pink flamingos and astroturf? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2174 Skylight's tiny, true, but the stereo rocks! 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2175 Even though we're not as fast as you, we're way more comfortable. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2176 Didn't they see that blackhole inbound traffic has the right of way? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2177 No matter where we go, tourists everywhere! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2178 You’re in our space 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2179 Yes, but they have to recharge it every seven light years. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2180 Whoa,more Republicans going home 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2181 I think it's time to consider some solar panels 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2182 How did you get that off the ground? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2183 Do you know you were doing 100,000 in a 50,000 zone 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2184 Same space different design guidelines. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2185 Yes, and it gets seventeen gigaparsecs per gallon. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2186 We’re looking for the valet. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2187 Your constant movie references are getting old. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2188 Where do they put all their geer? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2189 'They look familiar....' 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2190 Don't tell anyone, but Alpha Centauri has cheap gas. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2191 It's from the Spaceballs props sale. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2192 We really enjoy not waiting light years to go pee. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2193 It’s a little tight around The Belt. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2194 I think we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2195 It seems that RV is far less threatening than UFO. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2196 The fossil fuels are a little high, and the wormholes are a tight squeeze-- but we like it. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2197 Sure, it's awfully expensive to drive, but we needed more space. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2198 It has a toilet. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2199 Want one? Forget it, they’ve run out of chips. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2200 Remember, no abductions while we're gone. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2201 Up Uranus! 1.2316 0.05883 95 80 8 7
2202 Bro, is the Alpha Centauri b in this direction?! 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2203 Forget the trip to Uranus. We're going to Disneyworld! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2204 Can you believe these gas prices? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2205 The RV parks on Uranus were full, so we are headed to Jupiter. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2206 You have to tell them, we are not having an extension cord and garden hose running across this galaxy. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2207 It's time we cut you kids loose. Dad and I need a vacation! 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2208 3086 called. It wants its flying saucer back 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2209 Get out of the fast lane!! 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
2210 It's been converted to electric hyperdrive 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2211 Ok kids, enough flying around, it's time to dock and get some rest. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
2212 I get it! This must be why gas costs six dollars a gallon! 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2213 We get 32 parasecs to the gallon on this baby. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2214 We beamed up some Earthlings and jacked their ride! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2215 We’ve got the uncontrollable urge to take Route 66. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2216 Well, it IS an EV. 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
2217 How far to the nearest rest planet? 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
2218 Retirement is great! Nothing but open milkyways for the rest of our lightyears... 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2219 The so-called "world's largest peanut" isn't even made of peanut. It's fiberglass! Not worth it at all. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2220 Yellowstone is closed...Death Valley is too hot. We are just going to camp in somebody's driveway instead. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2221 Where do you sleep in that thing? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2222 We decided to tour instead 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2223 It has a sixty inch flat screen TV. And airconditioning. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2224 I thought we'd get some space after coming here! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2225 Yeah, the showcase from Let's Make A Deal. Would you believe they thought we were in costumes! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2226 Look at the Jetsons showing off again 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2227 A familiar vehicle will make intelligent life there more accepting. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
2228 Which way to the space cowboys concert? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2229 We're lost. Do you know the way to Planet Hollywood? It's not on our star map. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2230 Do you know if there's an RV dump station anywhere in this sector? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2231 Is there a planet around here with full hookups? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2232 It's the cops! I told you our Florida plate's not valid in this galaxy. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2233 Albert never did know up from down... 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2234 You should definitely check out Yellowstone while you’re there! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2235 Look! Their sunglasses are same as ours 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2236 Guess we made it out of Tulsa! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2237 I’ve never understood the obsession with foreign engineering. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2238 Hi, can you show me the way to the nearest gun-free zone please? 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2239 The seller said it's perfect for off roading 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2240 Latest model? Do the wheels help you move faster 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2241 Tired of being Unidentifiable? Have we got a flying object for you! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2242 They need to find a planet with a motel. We don't. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2243 We fill up on Earth now that their gas is astronomical. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2244 We picked it up in a fire sale on Pluto. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2245 We opted for the family saucer. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2246 Win a what? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2247 We’re looking for a planet with gas under $4 a gallon. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2248 You said take the skyway and now we are lost in space! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2249 I hope you like it. They didn't have any t-shirts in your size. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2250 It's the Ford Galaxy model 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2251 Their salesperson said it will be endless fun. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2252 I told you should have asked for directions 100 light years ago, but nooooo. How do we get to Rigel 4? Just go back 4 light years, then make a left and go 5 light years more; you can't miss it. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2253 Oh no, a UFO! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2254 No Warp Drive, but it sleeps seven. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2255 But do we want them living next door? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2256 The next galaxy is 500 light years away...thought it best to have a washroom. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2257 Good luck......We got nowhere with them. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2258 Can’t we go ANYWHERE without running into those pesky neighbors? 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2259 Are we any wheres close to a KOA campground?.... 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2260 Way better mileage up here, dude. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2261 Our travel agent duped us; this is thanatos planet, not an eros one. Locals told us we missed the good stuff by fifty cycles around their star. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2262 Our GPS is not working either. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2263 I wonder if they are listening to the Grateful Dead song "Space"? 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
2264 It was a trade-in. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2265 Oh that’s just the Joneses they’re always showing off! 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2266 Why camp under the stars when you can camp in the stars? 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2267 Finally, space to pass. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2268 Theirs looks so much more comfortable & roomy. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2269 I told you to take a LEFT at the Shell Station. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2270 I told you we should get the one with two double bunk beds. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2271 For long-distance travel, I think we made the right choice. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2272 We were going to Earth but we hear it’s not chill anymore. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2273 You're not supposed to pass on the right. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2274 Of course you can use the bathroom 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2275 Mom? Dad? What a coincidence! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2276 #vanlife 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2277 They’ll let anyone drive, these days. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2278 They must be abducting humans from their national parks. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2279 It even has a backup camera. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2280 It’s not about the target, it’s about the mission 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2281 Don’t even mention Kirk if you come to Utah. You know, the whole state’s run by those Picard people. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2282 Yeah, the mileage sucks, but it's got a shower and satellite t.v. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2283 we picked this one up in Roswell 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2284 We felt safer being an IFO 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2285 We're looking for a Tesla to hook on the back, have you seen one? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2286 I'm telling you, they'll never notice you're different when you come in one of these babies. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2287 It’s solar powered 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2288 Gas mileage is so so but, there's lots of room for packing in abductees . 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2289 And there's plenty of space for parking. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
2290 Yes, they're a primitive species, but this vehicle has a bathroom inside. We traveled hundreds of light years and never thought of that. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2291 Of course but we are low on tp. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2292 keep a lookout for sea glass. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2293 You’re gonna want to stay away from that place until they figure things out. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2294 Found it at a gas station on Earth with a 'FREE' sign on it. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2295 License and registration, sir 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2296 Do you know where the nearest Walmart is? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2297 Is that the new fuel-efficient model? 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2298 The space in here is out of this world. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2299 I hope the restaurant has atmosphere. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2300 Could you go any slower? I've been stuck behind you for the last 2 solar systems 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2301 Kids these days… no appreciation for taking the scenic route… 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2302 Uh Oh! Are we being pulled over for emissions? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2303 It's a Winnebago. Roomy, comfortable and earthlings don't seem to even notice us when we land. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2304 Where is the turnoff to Roswell? 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2305 They haven't updated that design in eons. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
2306 Yes, you can explore, but don't cross the event horizon. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2307 We accidentally sucked it up with that cow last week... 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2308 Nice ride, but have you heard what earthlings are charging for gas? 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2309 Yes, you can use the bathroom. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2310 These tourists are ruining the scenery.... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2311 Yes, it's funny looking, but we have a bathroom and galley. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2312 Going camping? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2313 Was that a Tesla? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2314 If you boom dock in Central Park, be sure to use your invisibility shield so you won't get towed. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2315 Yes, we’ve heard. Earth is the best place to pump out our toilet. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2316 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
2317 No. Absolutely not. I'm tired of keeping up with the Joneses. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2318 Officers, we were only going at the speed of light. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2319 We would have room for the kids if it wasn’t filled with helium. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2320 You might want to avoid Earth--the gas prices are crazy down there. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2321 You've beamed us up, Smarty Pants. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2322 We came here to get away from the traffic. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2323 We’re gonna make a space trip out of it and stop at Titus. We’ve heard wonderful things. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2324 Its gas mileage is out of this world. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2325 One billion miles per charge is actually a good mileage for this type of spacecraft. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2326 A warning...gas prices are out of this world. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2327 How is it on gas? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2328 We're lost. Can you give us directions to the third rock from the sun? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2329 What? So you think you'll be less conspicuous in an RV? You're still little green men! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2330 See, Jojo? I told you we could use a larger saucer. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2331 Since being aerodynamic isn't important, why travel in comfort? 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2332 Route 66 would have been quicker. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2333 I said left at the junction did I not? 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2334 Their culture adds hidden resort fees and taxes to the rate you book online. We swore to ourselves- never again. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2335 Well, we prefer it to the lousy Earth hotels, but the gallons per light year ratio is killing us! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2336 I told you there was a better way to go" 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
2337 Who you calling a tin can? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2338 She didn't understand the "nest egg" principle. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2339 I's got a double bed in the back. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2340 Mom, dad! What are you doing here? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2341 How did you know they were obsessed with Spaceballs? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2342 How much are you paying for gas? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2343 I don't like to be an RV snob, but our bathroom is bigger than that. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2344 How many parsecs per gallon do you get? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2345 Just don’t mention politics and you should be fine! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2346 We had to circle for 25 minutes until we found a spot. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2347 Sure, their gas bills are nothing, but they probably drive each other nuts in that compact. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
2348 Take a right at the black hole just up ahead, proceed about 6.3 light-years and earth will be on your left. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2349 We prefer camping in areas where we already have a lot of familiarity. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2350 Making a living blogging about RV life isn't for everyone but we love it. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2351 We Just Retired! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2352 Unlike humans who have long predicted a flying car, extraterrestrials dream of a flying RV. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2353 Sure, the mileage is not great, but just try parking a saucer behind a Walmart." 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2354 I told you not the dump our grey water back there. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2355 To boldly Winnebago where no man has gone before... 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2356 See, I told you UFOs were real. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
2357 Wait! You have a bathroom?!? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2358 No, we aren't staying in any National Parks this summer. We need our space. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2359 Been there already 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2360 Excuse me. Do you know of any campgrounds in the area with hook-ups? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2361 Be sure to stop in Elkhart, IN 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2362 If the old technology works, why not use it? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2363 Looks like you took a wrong turn at the blue planet 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2364 Stay clear of Earth for a while 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2365 ‘Can you give us a jump-start?’ 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2366 We just came from Earth. Don't bother. The locals are idiots and the food is all processed. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2367 If this UAP's a rockin' don't come a knockin'! 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
2368 We just got it to cheese off our HOA. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2369 Well, look who thinks they've come a long way! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2370 Gas is free up here, right? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2371 We'll fit right in at the KOA 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2372 I told you we should’ve gone for the newer model 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2373 Is that a hybrid ? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2374 Yes they are spacious but they use so many resources 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2375 So, how many miles per light year do you get? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2376 Oh look honey, the Walters must have gotten a souvenir when vacationing on the former planet Earth before it exploded in fossil fuels related climate disaster and societal meltdown- that RV is super cute though! 1.2248 0.04700 129 107 15 7
2377 No, we've never heard of "Spaceballs." Why do you ask? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2378 We know of a nice campground, but it's a couple of lightyears away. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2379 How many light years per gallon does it get? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2380 It’s great - except for how much it costs in gas. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2381 Yes, but does YOURS have a spa? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2382 I told you to stay off I-40. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2383 Wanna Race? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2384 Your left rear tire looks low. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2385 It's a great way to see the world. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2386 Ok I know you’re hiding another passenger in there. Get out of the HOVer lane 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2387 You won't believe the gas prices on Mars this summer. 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
2388 Head back five stars and take a left before you get to the Black Hole. It’s in Andromeda.” 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2389 Earthlings are less threatened by the RV. And the whole beaming them up thing is such a production.” 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2390 Kids these days just can’t appreciate good, old-fashioned Alpha Centaurian craftsmanship. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2391 That’s so retro and I bet it doesn’t even run on gas 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2392 While you were gone we've all turned retro. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2393 Our last specimens said we would enjoy the extra space. Edgar Zapata, Orlando FL 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2394 Can we direct them to the nearest camping site? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2395 I thought RVs were for Earth not space.” Alison K. Burns, MASSACHUSETT 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2396 How quaint but outdated. And really uncomfortable for any long trips, no? 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2397 It's okay, but they make you see Rock City. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2398 Stay in your own lane for God’s sake! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2399 No, we're not lost. We're just taking the scenic route. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2400 Apparently they didn’t need to return to in-person at the office. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2401 Hello E.T., this is R.V. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2402 Stay in the right orbit! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2403 Do you have any toilet paper? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2404 You only said they are helicopter parents. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2405 It’s clearly a case of unidentity theft. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2406 Is this the right way to Las Vega? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2407 See you kids, Mom and I are finally off to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before, to infinity and beyond! 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
2408 Their fuel costs must be outrageous 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2409 We prefer a more retro aesthetic 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2410 Are you Mork and Mindy? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2411 Well lets see. The January 6 committee is still in session. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2412 Oh @#$&! Space balls. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2413 Should we offer them a lift? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2414 It’s great on our long trips, but it’s really a gas guzzler. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2415 We got the idea from an Earth thing called Spaceballs. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2416 Hey Grandad,minimum speed of light in this lane! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2417 "We're going to L.A. before destroying all life on Earth." 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2418 We’ve been to Earth for work, of course, but now we’re going to truly experience it. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2419 As per UHO guidelines, you need to quarantine for 14 years before entering our galaxy. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2420 We're steering clear of planet Earth until the price of gas comes down. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2421 Coming or going? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2422 Did you catch the license plate on that reckless Tesla? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2423 We want to go to diners and really listen to what the fly over people think. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2424 It's the gas - it's sky high. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2425 One word: Roswell. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2426 Zur and Zor did a great conversion job on Elon Musk’s Roadster 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2427 If you go to Earth, pass on Area 51, but definitely check out Yellowstone. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2428 Of course we’re on Instagram. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2429 Oh look! It's the Griswolds! 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2430 Electric is all the rage nowadays 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2431 Any chance you’ve seen a pink Dreamcamper roll by in the past lightyear? 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
2432 He stole our Tesla to manufacture it at a profit 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2433 Haven't you heard that gas is over $5 a gallon? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2434 We needed to get away from it all. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2435 Ask them, they'll know the nearest KOA. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2436 Is this the roundup spot? Are we the first ones here? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2437 ET in the RV, baby! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2438 Retro!? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2439 ...the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Yosemite and Area 51. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2440 We're going to Disneyworld. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2441 Quick, they're gonna steal your space! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2442 Just look at all that room, for abductions, for testing…… 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2443 We knew it would be a long trip, so we decided to take our bigger car. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2444 Who the hell is Mister Softee? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2445 The third planet’s leader is named Mel Brooks. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2446 Kids, stay close. There's a black hole up ahead. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2447 Do you come here often? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2448 Abduction? Hell, we just wanted to empty our septic tank. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2449 We couldn't afford the price of gas so we bought a Flux Capacitor from Doc Brown. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2450 We retired to travel the universe 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2451 Pull Over! You were going faster than light!!! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2452 Gas guzzler! 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2453 Talk about fuel efficiency. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2454 Got a good deal on it, earthlings can’t afford the gas. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2455 I would not go to Earth for vacation. I’ve heard that some Earthlings put ketchup on their Mac & Cheese! 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2456 Summer rental vehicles are scarce right? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2457 Can you point us to Orion's Belt-way? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2458 We are looking for the Luna Estates RV park. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2459 There is room to swing a thing called a cat. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2460 No ,no GRAY POUPON. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2461 Accoutrements,what is that? 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
2462 Hey, it's only got 80,000 light years on it 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2463 Don’t waste your time, Yosemite is packed. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2464 We just came from earth, no signs of intelligent life there so don’t waste your time. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2465 Second on the right and straight on until morning 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2466 The left lane is for passing, not driving! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2467 s “Look Marge! It’s one of those old timey covered wagons!” “Ain’t that a hoot!” 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2468 Signs of intelligent vanlife! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2469 Which way to Nomadland? 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
2470 The closest RV park is about a light year away. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2471 When did Earth become a thrift store? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2472 Is that the new model?" "Yes, it's a lot less conspicuous. And you can't beat the gas mileage. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2473 Dealer said driving one of these things would cost us right out of this world. 1.2212 0.05294 113 96 9 8
2474 Ours is a pop-up, to see the views 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2475 Take a right after the forth star on the left and you'll hit the RV park on your right after 4 lightyears. You can't miss is. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2476 Yeah, we got this on a trade-in down in the Milky Way! 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
2477 « Yosemite Park? Just drive 500 light-years northward, you are almost there » 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2478 It helps us escape our offspring.” 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2479 Don't you just hate these people who drive slow in the fast lane ? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2480 We know it's small, but the mileage is much better. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2481 Yes, w have a flush toilet. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2482 We picked it up cheap in Phoenix. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2483 Where's the nearest Walmart parking lot? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2484 Just think how much easier it would be to parallel park. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2485 - Pleeeease ask for directions! 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2486 We couldn’t justify the gas for the saucer any longer 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2487 Andromeda? Two light years. Left at the light. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2488 I really like the mileage in anti-gravity. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2489 We were told about a new gas station with prices that were out of this world! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2490 If you think nuclear fusion is expensive you should try filling up this baby. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2491 But do you know of any routes that avoid Earth? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2492 Just so they don't park it in the front yard. (word bubble indicates it's coming from both vehicles.) 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2493 Where we're going we do need roads. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2494 That moment you realize the RV you have been trying to pass since Jupiter is driven by your parents. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2495 Darn those Joneses! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2496 Our abductees wanted better travel accommodations. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2497 Yup! There was even a stocked mini-fridge. You two might consider saving for an upgrade. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2498 North Yellowstone is closed due to flood damage 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2499 The price of nuclear fusion was absolutely killing us. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2500 Sure it’s big, but it gets 35 light years a gallon. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2501 We thought RV was just another name for an UFO model. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2502 Driving that guzzler with the price of plutonium at the pump these days? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2503 That's as big as Uranus. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2504 We were headed to Area 51, but I think we made a wrong turn at Albuquerque. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2505 ...and we're avoiding the main roads and paying in cash. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2506 The Grand Canyon is over-rated. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2507 That thing has 100,000,000 miles on it! 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2508 Do you know a safe place where we can stop for the night? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2509 We're taking the scenic route. We have lightyears to get there. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2510 I bet their cost of gas is astronomical 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2511 Is this the Ghost of COVID Summer 2021 or 2022? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2512 Which one of you is Elvis? 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2513 We upgraded once we had the kids. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2514 They’ll never suspect an attack when we fly in on this RECREATIONAL Vehicle…” 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2515 Excuse us, hi, we're looking for directions to the GREAT outdoors. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2516 Sure the retro look is great but how's your mileage? 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2517 Gosh, look how down to earth our old neighbors are now. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2518 I'll have a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet Pepsi. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2519 We like the convenience but we only get 3 lightyears per gallon. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2520 The blue one's got fabulous foie gras. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2521 A dinosaur! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2522 which way to MacDonalds? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2523 It blends in much better, but the hookup fees are brutal. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2524 Sweet ride but the gas is killing us. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2525 They had it modified made after winning the Show Case on the Price is Right. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2526 I am told it gets good fuel economy in the vacuum of space. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2527 They're charging an arm and a tail for hookups at Jupiter 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2528 What are they looking at? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2529 I love this parking space 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2530 Yeah, there are still some analog versions floating around. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2531 I thought we’d left early enough to avoid the traffic! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2532 Inertia gets it great mileage 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2533 In our defense, the dealer did throw in the tow hitch for free. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2534 So, what kinda mileage you guys get outa that? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2535 Dude! Is that a food truck?! 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2536 Oh! Their model has its own bathroom. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2537 First we grab their RVs, then their TVs, then finally their BVDs.” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2538 Be sure you don’t miss the left turn at Albuquerque 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2539 So far at the trailer parks, we fit right in. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2540 We're up to 258 planets and 47 states. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2541 See, it’s those sort of space vans that cause cosmic climate change. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2542 what is it called? I think the humans called it...a fuck? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2543 That ride is out of this world 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2544 Tell me again why you don’t like the gps? 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
2545 They are asking if we know where the nearest laser hookup is. 1.2190 0.04056 105 82 23 0
2546 Greetings from the Ford Galaxy. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2547 Hey there, do you know where the nearest bathroom is? 1.2188 0.04698 128 107 14 7
2548 How much did they give you for the saucer? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2549 Why don't the tires explode? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2550 Go down two light years. Should be a gas station on the right. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2551 It was a steal! The previous owners wanted to take it far, but couldn't afford gas to take it out the driveway. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2552 We have ice cold beer! What do you have? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2553 OK ... next year we're going to bring the kids. 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2554 it doesn't really fair as a space craft but we'll see 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2555 They figured out a way to dump toilet waste outside. Very advanced technology. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2556 Curfew is midnight; you're grounded. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2557 I guess we’re not in Kansas anymore 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2558 This is a popular model, so the leather seats are optional." 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2559 R U AN RV 2? 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2560 Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2561 We traded it in, finally going cross-galaxy like we've always dreamed. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2562 We seem to have ended up in the wrong galaxy. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2563 Forget about it. L.L. Bean was gone.' \ 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2564 Working remote on the road, just trying to live our best lives. Are you guys back in the office now? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2565 Let's find a more secluded spot. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2566 They must be from a flyover galaxy. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2567 Don’t laugh until you’ve camped on Pluto. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
2568 Don't bother asking, they're guys, just as lost.... 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2569 Extra terrestrial van life 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2570 You’re not gonna want to see those gas prices… 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2571 Look at us we're boomers spending our kids inheritance, hurr durr. Hahaha. 1.2180 0.04694 133 112 13 8
2572 Go straight for two light years, turn right and Starbucks is there on your left 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2573 Well, it sleeps four and has a kitchen 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
2574 We got tired of making pit stops. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2575 Well I guess that works if you only want to visit Roswell, New Mexico… 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2576 You should wait a bit, visit Earth after the heat has killed all the pests. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2577 ' Time travel is weird Honey, are we before after or after before?' 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2578 You're telling me. Gas prices are out of this world! 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2579 License and registration, please. 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
2580 If I was going there, I wouldn't start from here 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2581 How far to the next orbit 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2582 They wanted something different and so we traded. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2583 Excuse me, are you smuggling any illegal aliens in your Winnebago? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2584 It's MPG aren't the only things out of this world. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2585 Gas drivers looking at EV owners. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2586 Is that the new ETV? How does it handle the void? 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
2587 Sunday driver! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2588 We get better mileage in space. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2589 We paid extra for the luxury model! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2590 You gotta try one. Humans know how to have fun! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2591 It’s fine as long as you don’t use the bathroom. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2592 How do people grill hamburgers up here? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2593 Probably not enough room for a Kuerig 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2594 Yes we retired earlier this light-year but we're still on the go-go-go! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2595 The new model looks like such an improvement for world travel. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2596 Breaking Bad: Part 2 No one will find us out here. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
2597 Left lane is for passing only! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2598 We asked the dealer to set us up with an unidentified object that people can identify with. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2599 How many miles per hour does that thing get? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2600 Yeah that may be able to eat and sleep in that thing, but we’re killing them on miles per galaxy. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2601 Uh-oh!! She is hinting that on this highway we are supposed to be in the right lane only! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2602 You're right, we met them on Space Mountain. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2603 You're not planning to land in that saucer, are you? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2604 We thought you were a fly-in not a drive up! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2605 RV, UFO, we're just alien emojis in cyberspace, TBH. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2606 It is absolute luxury, but we still have to stop on asteroids to poop. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2607 No offense, we prefer invasions to feel more recreational. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2608 Nope, six bucks a gallon, let's try Neptune. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2609 It's not sleek, but it is spacious. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2610 Do you guys remember on which planet this damn conveyance works? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2611 The cosmos hasn't been the same since Spaceballs. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2612 Take us to Florida! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2613 Turn right... gas is cheaper on Mars. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2614 Walmart parking lot? Second star on the left and straight on til morning. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2615 Wow,Cool I know, right?! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2616 Be back before dark. Meet you at the camp site. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2617 I overheard an earthling saying it's like travelling in your home. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
2618 We traded with a couple in Roswell. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2619 It's roomier than it looks. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2620 You have to bring it back! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2621 Where's you EV? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2622 The 2nd left after Neptune? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2623 We found it on Craigslist 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2624 Could you tell me which direction to the Milky Way? 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2625 Why don't you peasants switch to electric space fuel too? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2626 You have to call way ahead... 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
2627 Nah, we're leaving. There's no #vanlife on Mars. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2628 We're collecting bears. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2629 This is the new Saturn RV. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2630 We prefer the RV. As you know, terraforming certainly tries one's patience. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2631 We picked it up on Earth for real cheap, well, free, actually. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2632 The entire Earth is a dumping station 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2633 We are looking for the Winnebago Constellation. How did you know? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2634 Right lane except to pass! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2635 These are going for half-price down there! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2636 What's your mileage? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2637 RV in the fast lane?? Tourists! Smdh ufos gtfo lol 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2638 The price of GAS is out of this world. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2639 Wow, with the price of gas, how do they afford that thing? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2640 There’s a station to the left of Mars. $3.50 a gallon. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2641 ‘And best of all, parking hasn’t been a problem’ 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2642 It's got a bed and bath. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2643 You're sure that was the George Washington Bridge, Herald?!? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2644 Well, it had this fabulous overdrive. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2645 It was a pandemic impulse buy. Don't judge. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2646 We love it, and we got an amazing trade-in on the saucer. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2647 Hope you guys are vaccinated. We were sent back." 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
2648 Yup, we’re going undercover to earth 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2649 The good news is we've fully assimilated with the nomadic tribesmen. The bad news is we're at war with every other driver on the road. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2650 Space Highway Patrol enforcing Moon Speed Limit 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2651 It's for retrograde motion. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2652 We're on empty, how far is the next gas station? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2653 I bet their vehicle is more fuel efficient. 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
2654 We are going to earth for our RV vacation. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2655 You know they are an advanced species if they get satellite TV 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2656 We’re so happy to find a food truck in this galaxy! Deb Sherrer, Shelburne, VT 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2657 Their vacation on earth is going to cost a fortune with the price of gas right now. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2658 Look George! It's the Joneses in one of those Teslas that run on ozone. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2659 Now everyone has discovered our vacation spot. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2660 Yes,we DO know an electric vehicle is more efficient. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2661 Hey Jerry! How's your wife doing? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2662 13 miles to the gallon. You? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2663 The state fairs were such a treat. But you'll need a camper van like this to blend in. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2664 Can you tell us the way to Ft. Lauderdale? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2665 There go the Jones', showing off again. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2666 If you got to go, better come in. There aren't any facilities for the next 11 light years. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2667 Are you serious? Yellowstone National Park is closed? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2668 Darn cops! Hide your gun. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2669 How much did you pay for gas? 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
2670 We decided to stay local this summer. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2671 The extra room's a big plus, but we're taking a hit on the mileage. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2672 Can you tell us how to find our way back on the Asteroid Beltway? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2673 We prefer URV. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2674 Yeah, straight on til morning. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2675 California? Left at Andromena and then look for the smoke. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2676 We always take this bus on our trips to Uranus. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2677 I wonder what kind of gas mileage they get on that saucer. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2678 The guy in Montana said it was fun to drive. We’re more of a ‘meh’ on it. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2679 It's slow but comfortable. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2680 YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP YELLOWSTONE.' 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2681 We need to terminate an unwanted pregnancy. Please show us the way to California. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2682 We shoulda taken a left at Alpha Centauri. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2683 Nice ride that you stole. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2684 They're still allowing those things on the road? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2685 They sent the Tesla Roadster back because it wasn’t roomy enough. Don’t even ask about the postage. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2686 Yeah, fine, you’ve get more out of each gallon. But you’re not travelling with kids and a dog! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2687 Do you know how to get to Roswell? We're going to visit relatives. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2688 OK, Boomers. Yield the right of way! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2689 Is there a Cracker Barrel around here? We have been flying for a while and my partners hungry. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2690 I'm not going to keep flying around in circles, it's my parking space. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2691 We took a wrong turn at Albequarke. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2692 I couldn’t go another minute without a bathroom. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2693 Yes, you can use it, but don't flush. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2694 Must be a vintage object convention in town. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2695 Zero to light in 8 seconds; how 'bout yours? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2696 fellow alien is there a KOA camp ground in this universe 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2697 Musk sent us, why? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2698 You see Zorb, they always bring such cute things back from their vacations! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2699 pardon, but is bloomingdale's to the right of left on 59th street? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2700 It must be great to be retired. Just travel around the universe, jump in the old RV, and visit the planets. I can hardly wait. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2701 Earth is onto us! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2702 Now remember. After you befriend them around the RV park. Inject them with a microchip hidden in a vaccine , we can then take over this planet of idiots. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2703 The Jetsons meet the Klampets at the trekkie convention. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2704 Oh, look, Marv, that nice young couple next door got a new Tesla! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2705 We picked it up from the previous owners. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2706 Road trip? Something like that. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
2707 Honey,I think we made the wrong turn, this no longer looks like Rt. 66 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2708 Can you direct me to Branson? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2709 We’ve got a flat. Can we borrow your AAA card? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2710 Hey, your one of your brake lights is out. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2711 You just ran that red star! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2712 Thank God for this passing lane. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2713 The KOA is full 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2714 Did you spot any good parking? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2715 It has a bathroom in case we get stuck in traffic. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2716 The next park with a sewer hookup is three light years away. Better call ahead and make a reservation. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2717 Since covid we would rather avoid crowds 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2718 If they can't figure out how to drive the thing they should stay home. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2719 Wherever your travels take you, stay the fuck away from Earth! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2720 You should see them when we pull into the WalMart parking lot. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2721 Tiny House The next generation 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2722 Go straight for 4 million light years, then turn left. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2723 Its the best way to experience the open galaxy. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2724 We bought it before we had any idea what gas prices were going to do. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2725 Getting about a million miles per gallon in space 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2726 They drive like they're from Pluto. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2727 We know it's slow, but the cost of rooms in this galaxy have skyrocketed. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2728 Look Bob, now we know where the Smiths went on vacation! 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2729 The mileage sucks, but it gets less attention in the Walmart parking lots. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2730 We told you that the john would be useful. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2731 You eff O! 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2732 Walmart said no. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2733 It may be more comfortable, but can it reach the speed of light? 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2734 ‘We save cash by moondocking.’ 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2735 $5 per gallon,but the milage is great 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2736 You don't just see the galaxy, you experience it!" 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2737 It must be Throwback Thursday! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2738 Make a left for Alpha Centauri. Can you tell us how to get to Santa Fe? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2739 yeah, and who is going to pay for YOUR retirement, you ungrateful DINKs 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2740 I know, right! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2741 It was this or the probe thing again. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2742 Why yes, our Kelvatron is running! 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2743 Yeah, we're really hurting with gas prices what they are. 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
2744 Does your ride have a shower? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2745 I thought gas prices had gone up! 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3