Contest #807


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807

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers.”
  2. “The real scientific breakthrough was developing tiny corn.”
  3. “It’s how we tell the city mice from the country mice.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-06-19T19:58:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-07-03T19:59:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-06-27T19:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 4, 2022
Number of captions 4988
Number of responses 581998
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We use the males as a control group - they never ask for directions. 1.8428 0.01601 2672 1158 776 738
1 I wasn't sure if you said maze or maize, so I did both. 1.8176 0.01998 1612 692 522 398
2 To accurately simulate the IKEA experience there is, in fact, no way out. 1.7874 0.01892 1811 820 556 435
3 There is no exit. We're measuring existential dread. 1.7620 0.01801 2025 963 581 481
4 We took away his phone, he's already lost. 1.7530 0.01788 1992 941 602 449
5 The smartest ones simply eat their way out. 1.7417 0.01710 2040 940 687 413
6 For some reason,they return in baseball uniforms. 1.7402 0.01952 1686 817 490 379
7 I accidentally spelled it ‘maize’ in the grant proposal. 1.7339 0.01801 1939 936 583 420
8 Our research is backed by a hedge fund. 1.7284 0.01789 1944 940 592 412
9 Now we get a research grant AND a farm subsidy. 1.7264 0.01908 1619 759 544 316
10 This is Donald. He is going to get lost and then declare victory. 1.7240 0.01844 2007 1038 485 484
11 We’ve decided the most intelligent ones never enter the maze at all. 1.7233 0.01548 2512 1199 809 504
12 He’s smarter then we thought, he refuses to go in. 1.7223 0.01792 1797 837 622 338
13 It’s cannabis. They never get far. 1.7144 0.01733 1999 967 636 396
14 The lab tech thought I said 'maize.' 1.7127 0.01910 1573 742 541 290
15 Next time, let's try putting the cheese at the end of the maze. 1.7114 0.01865 1698 817 554 327
16 Forget the experiment for a minute, where the hell has your mouth gone? 1.7083 0.01593 2664 1402 637 625
17 Honestly, I think the fact we cultivated miniature corn is more impressive. 1.7033 0.01793 1820 882 596 342
18 Our grant was awarded by a hedge fund. 1.7024 0.01496 2752 1379 813 560
19 He's not one of the test mice--he's with the rescue team. 1.7004 0.01774 1829 882 613 334
20 Just as we thought, the city mouse has no idea what to do next. 1.7000 0.01690 2013 971 675 367
21 Yes I did do my undergrad at Iowa, how’d you know? 1.6968 0.01521 2480 1201 830 449
22 He should do well, he is a field mouse. 1.6933 0.01501 2517 1218 853 446
23 He seems reluctant to go in — maybe he’d rather work from home. 1.6881 0.01952 1475 716 503 256
24 It’s a MAGA rat. It has already claimed that the results are rigged. 1.6808 0.02073 1466 770 394 302
25 The walls have ears… 1.6760 0.01930 1614 831 475 308
26 'It gets them off the wheel and into nature.' 1.6736 0.01615 2178 1090 709 379
27 This way we get funding from the Department of Agriculture. 1.6707 0.01834 1585 769 569 247
28 You call it corn. We call it maze. 1.6706 0.01766 1879 962 574 343
29 We’re testing if the mice can navigate the US healthcare system before we proceed with the drug trials. 1.6700 0.01768 1909 988 563 358
30 Had to take his phone away – he was using Google Maps. 1.6680 0.01768 1958 1032 544 382
31 The real trick was getting them to grow the corn. 1.6677 0.01588 2299 1175 713 411
32 It's made out of marijuana. That's as far as they get. 1.6663 0.01701 2002 1025 620 357
33 He hasn't moved in an hour. Maybe the marijuana maze wasn't such a good idea. 1.6631 0.01826 1769 920 525 324
34 Just for fun, we put a cat at the other end. 1.6608 0.02125 1356 723 370 263
35 You could have put the cheese a little deeper. 1.6600 0.01917 1609 842 472 295
36 It has nothing to do with the mouse. I'm studying tiny corn. 1.6441 0.01846 1610 830 523 257
37 Unlike the males, she does it backwards, in high heels. 1.6417 0.01801 1839 996 506 337
38 Their development of agriculture was an unexpected result. 1.6415 0.01781 1827 974 534 319
39 The study was modified slightly after we got a grant from Nebraska. 1.6414 0.01822 1676 874 529 273
40 It's a female. She's asking for directions. 1.6405 0.01596 2659 1550 515 594
41 He’s still dizzy from the crop circles. 1.6329 0.01646 2389 1372 522 495
42 Amazing. She's the first rat to do it backwards 1.6294 0.01844 1638 872 501 265
43 Turns out rats are just as puzzled by tiny corn as we are. 1.6221 0.02426 921 489 291 141
44 To tell the truth, once we worked out the genetics for the tiny corn I pretty much lost interest in the rest of the project... 1.6073 0.02573 797 428 254 115
45 The smart ones just run around the outside. 1.6034 0.02477 948 538 248 162
46 Most of the funding went to finding tiny farmers. 1.5998 0.02615 822 461 229 132
47 Who says lab scientists can't do field studies? 1.5902 0.02024 1230 665 404 161
48 He always likes for me to say go before he begins. 1.5847 0.02145 1139 633 346 160
49 Wait...did that one just do it backwards? 1.5826 0.02128 1095 595 362 138
50 He’s the best in his field. 1.5794 0.02441 894 505 260 129
51 We built it from compacted cannabis. So far none of them have made it through. 1.5793 0.02274 1053 601 294 158
52 We teach the smartest rats to drive the tractor. 1.5746 0.02505 811 452 252 107
53 I can’t wait to see his reaction to the vegan cheese! 1.5744 0.02280 994 558 301 135
54 20 years of research funded entirely through corn subsidies and the Iowa Congressional Caucus 1.5674 0.02428 890 509 257 124
55 It should be simple. It’s an exact replica of the New York City sewer systems. 1.5655 0.02611 794 462 215 117
56 Next time, place the cheese at the finish line. 1.5600 0.02611 825 493 202 130
57 The data from the rat tests are still inconclusive. On the upside, at least we now know we can successfully grow tiny corn. 1.5590 0.02485 814 463 247 104
58 Oh, I thought you said maize. 1.5569 0.02614 808 481 204 123
59 This one backs up and goes around it. He thinks outside the maze. 1.5519 0.02694 752 449 191 112
60 It’s so darn cute when they go on the hayride. 1.5446 0.02850 628 368 178 82
61 USDA confirmed that using organic mini corn instead of plastic for the maze means we can now label our experiments “sustainable” 1.5402 0.02643 672 383 215 74
62 He’s our new hedge fund manager 1.5273 0.02989 622 389 138 95
63 Just between us, there's no way out. 1.5233 0.03074 537 325 143 69
64 When they get out the other side, there's a tiny hay ride, too. 1.5211 0.02929 570 341 161 68
65 This way we get corn subsidies to fund the experiment. 1.5172 0.03120 524 321 135 68
66 He was expecting a baseball field. 1.5115 0.02973 522 310 157 55
67 The real scientific breakthrough was developing tiny corn. 1.5092 0.03287 487 306 114 67
68 There's nothing at the end. The whole budget was spent on the tiny corn. 1.5000 0.03263 452 278 122 52
69 I modeled the maze after a hospital parking garage so this might take a while. 1.4944 0.03453 447 289 95 63
70 It's a maize maze. We've found that he really likes homophones. 1.4942 0.03261 429 261 124 44
71 My favourite part is watching them try to figure out the crop circles 1.4941 0.03362 423 262 113 48
72 The ones from Iowa tend to do better. 1.4927 0.03388 410 253 112 45
73 Yes, I realize it’s a very easy maze. But the subject just watched 20 straight hours of Fox News. 1.4926 0.03768 406 272 68 66
74 This one's smart enough to pretend he's lost so we don't put him back in it's cage 1.4925 0.03298 467 297 110 60
75 We have a keeper: Best time ever, and backwards to boot. 1.4895 0.03359 429 269 110 50
76 I tell my kids I work with rockets. 1.4834 0.03654 391 255 83 53
77 It's not about speed. It's about existential despair. 1.4786 0.03541 397 256 92 49
78 If the rat finds an exit it is missing the politics gene. 1.4781 0.03539 366 229 99 38
79 We test how long it takes for them to realize that they can eat their way out. 1.4775 0.03412 400 252 105 43
80 He's our hot new recruit from Iowa State. 1.4762 0.03604 357 225 94 38
81 We shouldn't have used weed. None of them make it past the first turn. 1.4756 0.03775 349 226 80 43
82 He did it going backwards... 1.4747 0.03611 356 225 93 38
83 We're helping to design the new Ikea store 1.4746 0.03861 354 235 70 49
84 This is a cross-species masculinity test: if a male rat gets lost, will it refuse to ask for directions?" 1.4728 0.03628 368 237 88 43
85 We chose a male so it won't ask for directions. 1.4726 0.03920 347 232 66 49
86 So how did you get into this field? 1.4725 0.03595 364 232 92 40
87 May my mouse maize maze mark a momentous milestone in measuring mammallian minds. 1.4663 0.04313 326 232 36 58
88 If you think this is cute wait till you see them try to drive a tractor. 1.4655 0.03694 333 212 87 34
89 No, you're doing fine. Just remember the cheese is supposed to go at the end of the maze. 1.4625 0.03766 333 216 80 37
90 Note the hesitancy to engage in another pointless experiment. 1.4618 0.03816 327 213 77 37
91 The rat is just here to help us find the little farmer. 1.4582 0.04079 299 199 63 37
92 It’s not about the cheese. We’re waiting to see if he can find himself. 1.4571 0.03870 315 206 74 35
93 Field of Dreams for rats. 1.4543 0.03731 328 213 81 34
94 This one is our procrastinator” 1.4537 0.03834 313 204 76 33
95 This job may seem boring but it gets you out of the usual rat race. 1.4536 0.03927 291 188 74 29
96 The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers. 1.4531 0.03824 320 210 75 35
97 We told him the end has affordable housing. 1.4521 0.03849 334 224 69 41
98 Maybe we should have put the cheese at the end of the maze instead of the entrance. 1.4520 0.03922 323 217 66 40
99 Build it and they will come, they said... 1.4513 0.03824 308 200 77 31
100 It's Tails--you lose. 1.4508 0.03887 295 191 75 29
101 He wants to know the time he needs to beat to qualify for the THC study 1.4492 0.04015 305 205 63 37
102 Oh, he made it. We trained him to walk backwards. 1.4485 0.03916 301 198 71 32
103 We're actually testing them for a sense of humor. 1.4463 0.03827 298 193 77 28
104 He’ll start soon. He’s just googling directions. 1.4373 0.03880 295 195 71 29
105 Watch me pull a habit out of this rat 1.4356 0.04342 264 182 49 33
106 Can you believe that humans actually pay money to do this? 1.4354 0.04094 271 181 62 28
107 the new research grant came from a hedge fund 1.4326 0.04161 282 194 54 34
108 He's figured out how to apply for ethanol subsidies. 1.4325 0.03996 289 195 63 31
109 We’re actually studying the miniature corn, not the mouse. 1.4301 0.03902 286 190 69 27
110 It’s how we tell the city mice from the country mice. 1.4286 0.04382 238 161 52 25
111 First, he wants to first know whether this is Non-GMO corn or not. 1.4286 0.04034 273 183 63 27
112 The tough part was developing teeny tiny corn plants. 1.4286 0.04228 259 176 55 28
113 No matter which way he goes, he gets a Participation Trophy. 1.4280 0.03955 264 173 69 22
114 GMOs? Why do you ask? 1.4280 0.04195 243 161 60 22
115 The real prowess is that we managed to get a grant for this study. 1.4275 0.04329 262 182 48 32
116 You realize of course that you were chosen to observe this secret experiment because you have no mouth. 1.4274 0.04535 241 168 43 30
117 The rats exposed to Tucker Carlson refuse to budge 1.4240 0.04482 250 176 42 32
118 Trump bragged he beat the mouse by two seconds. 1.4231 0.04583 260 189 32 39
119 We doubled the cheese, but he still says he’d rather work from home. 1.4221 0.04346 263 185 45 33
120 He's our hedge fund manager. 1.4211 0.04036 266 179 62 25
121 The REALLY smart ones just chew straight through. 1.4205 0.03950 264 175 67 22
122 Maybe he needs a female to give him some direction. " 1.4198 0.04269 243 165 54 24
123 Wow,he made it through the entire maze backwards. 1.4163 0.04483 221 151 48 22
124 Welcome to the University of Iowa. 1.4147 0.04588 217 150 44 23
125 If they do well individually the next phase is couples in a miniature IKEA. 1.4122 0.04238 245 168 53 24
126 “Some day we may learn why we actually do this.” 1.4110 0.04354 236 163 49 24
127 It's in-grained behavior. 1.4106 0.03854 246 160 71 15
128 The mouse and I are getting tapas after. You in? 1.4094 0.04275 254 178 48 28
129 First corn maze, next crop circles. We're working up to Fox news. 1.4087 0.04679 208 145 41 22
130 If he makes it through this, we’ll test him on the hayride. 1.4085 0.04108 235 157 60 18
131 He's thinking 1.4060 0.04249 234 160 53 21
132 They don't get out any faster, but they eat the cheese more mindfully. 1.4052 0.04274 232 159 52 21
133 If they make it through, they get cider and a hayride. 1.4028 0.04639 216 153 39 24
134 We use only females now. Males never ask for directions and don't make it back. 1.4028 0.04777 216 156 33 27
135 The Studio needs a smart one for Rataouille II. 1.4023 0.04040 261 180 57 24
136 This test is nothing. Wait til he has to choose a program from over eight hundred cable channels. 1.4018 0.04689 224 162 34 28
137 This one is checking his GPS 1.4009 0.04336 217 148 51 18
138 Record time. And, backwards. 1.4009 0.04314 222 152 51 19
139 It’s an intelligence test. The smart ones eat their way out. 1.4000 0.04254 255 181 46 28
140 Our rats now build a pretty good maze, but they really shine with the topiary. 1.3991 0.04251 223 152 53 18
141 After the baby corn maze, they try the tiny tunnel of love, the itsy-bitsy bumper cars, and miniature miniature golf. 1.3983 0.04258 236 164 50 22
142 If he makes it through under a minute, the cartoonist will give you a mouth. 1.3981 0.04947 206 151 28 27
143 If he goes to the left, register him to vote. 1.3973 0.04466 224 158 43 23
144 Well, he is a field mouse. 1.3966 0.04115 237 162 56 19
145 Is it just me or are the experiments getting cornier and cornier? 1.3951 0.04084 243 167 56 20
146 Did you frisk him for a GPS ? 1.3949 0.04558 195 134 45 16
147 Because we're in Kansas. 1.3945 0.04459 218 153 44 21
148 We named the rat, Donald J., and gave him the task of finding his way out of an impossible maze, sounds familiar, don't you think? 1.3942 0.04508 241 176 35 30
149 To replicate the human experience more accurately, there is no cheese. 1.3939 0.04784 198 141 36 21
150 I said maze, the carpenters heard maize.” 1.3939 0.04565 198 137 44 17
151 Now he's just showing off. He came through this time backwards. 1.3938 0.04478 226 161 41 24
152 This data will be significant: it's an Escher corn maze. 1.3935 0.04391 216 150 47 19
153 Next, we test it on children. 1.3929 0.04550 224 161 38 25
154 He’s the smartest one. He did the maze backwards 1.3929 0.04325 224 156 48 20
155 Too corny? 1.3911 0.04355 225 158 46 21
156 I think the maize pun is too subtle for him. 1.3889 0.04559 198 138 43 17
157 We'll be ready for human trials by fall. 1.3886 0.04252 229 160 49 20
158 For this one he needs to reach the mulled cider and donut at the end. 1.3886 0.04252 229 160 49 20
159 The conclusions of this work have already been accepted. I just love watching the little guy running around.” 1.3878 0.04533 196 136 44 16
160 ‘I see no way out of this’ 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
161 And now comes the soul crushing realization that none of his decisions actually matter. 1.3835 0.04531 206 146 41 19
162 It’s a quantum maze. Schrödinger’s cat is and is not waiting at the end. 1.3832 0.04744 214 158 30 26
163 We really don't care what the rat does; we just love the tiny corn. 1.3825 0.04265 217 151 49 17
164 Science works a little different here in Iowa. 1.3814 0.04499 194 135 44 15
165 You have to say "on your mark" 1.3810 0.04642 189 133 40 16
166 Is there a kernel of truth in this study? 1.3801 0.04917 171 121 35 15
167 Now I'm feeling guilty that I only put out Velveeta at the exit. 1.3801 0.04109 221 152 54 15
168 He insisted on an organic, biodegradable maze. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
169 We've learned to use miniature corn...they never found their way out of the marijuana maze... 1.3793 0.04520 203 144 41 18
170 We’ll try crop circles next 1.3789 0.04245 190 128 52 10
171 Later we’ll see how they respond to an entrance fee. 1.3787 0.04376 235 171 39 25
172 He hasn’t moved in 15 minutes. This must be what Gen Z’ers mean when they say their mouse is frozen. 1.3787 0.04957 169 120 34 15
173 Wait until he sees the tiny little scarecrow. 1.3786 0.04142 206 140 54 12
174 I’d never admit it to Dad, but I miss the farm. 1.3785 0.04448 177 120 47 10
175 If he doesn't come out we've found our snake 1.3782 0.04510 193 135 43 15
176 It's more entertaining if we dim the lights and play scary music. 1.3777 0.04594 188 132 41 15
177 He won’t start this puzzle until he finishes his Wordle.” 1.3773 0.04217 220 154 49 17
178 The only trouble is that they eat the maize. 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
179 The fastest times are by rats who watched 'The Shining.' 1.3770 0.04836 191 139 32 20
180 We’re testing if anyone would travel from Iowa to Wisconsin for cheese. 1.3768 0.04558 207 149 38 20
181 I've also added tiny scarecrows for authenticity 1.3767 0.04234 215 150 49 16
182 Wait 'til you see the tiny crop duster. 1.3758 0.05183 165 120 28 17
183 We hope to resolve the whole question of City Mouse versus Country Mouse. 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
184 ”He’s waiting for his GPS implant to boot up. 1.3757 0.04907 181 131 32 18
185 The design is based on the U.S. healthcare system. 1.3750 0.04641 192 137 38 17
186 He identifies as a prairie dog. 1.3750 0.04757 192 139 34 19
187 He never finds the exit, but I think you'll agree he's done a terrific job landscaping. 1.3744 0.04235 203 140 50 13
188 I wonder how fast he would be if he didn't do the maze backwards 1.3739 0.04137 222 155 51 16
189 That's the agreement. If he makes it through, the same arrangement will be used for the new supermarket aisle layout. 1.3721 0.04428 215 155 40 20
190 We're thinking of having it do a sudoku next. 1.3721 0.04329 215 153 44 18
191 Would it be wrong to put a cat at the other end? 1.3719 0.04685 199 145 34 20
192 There's cat at the other end. 1.3696 0.03984 230 160 55 15
193 We still experiment on animals, but the maze is organic. 1.3689 0.04512 206 149 38 19
194 Our lab's first big discovery was miniature corn. 1.3689 0.04351 206 146 44 16
195 The rats from Iowa score very high. 1.3681 0.04686 182 130 37 15
196 Only 12% of males ask for directions. 1.3679 0.04898 193 144 27 22
197 If humans are so much smarter, why do they always get lost?” 1.3678 0.04628 174 122 40 12
198 Two out of ten just walk around. 1.3670 0.04578 188 134 39 15
199 Next we'll see if they can find their seats in a miniature 80,000 seat football stadium." 1.3669 0.05010 169 123 30 16
200 The corn maze was one of the requirements when we took funding from Big Corn 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
201 We've never had one completed. They just eat the corn. It was a government project. 1.3668 0.04512 199 143 39 17
202 It also tests their ability to understand puns. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
203 I thought he could use a taste of the country. 1.3657 0.04356 216 156 41 19
204 I’ve never figured out where they go. 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
205 I think he feels like it’s an insult to his intelligence. 1.3653 0.04443 167 114 45 8
206 Yes, it's GM corn. But so's the rat. 1.3652 0.04756 178 128 35 15
207 What this study lacks in novelty, it makes up for in subsidies. 1.3646 0.04742 192 141 32 19
208 A lot of the time, I'm not writing anything down at all. 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
209 I don't care what the rat does. The news is that I can grow corn stalks on a table! 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
210 When will he learn the cheese was inside of him the whole time? 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
211 He’ll probably find the cheese before you find your mouth. 1.3636 0.04691 198 146 32 20
212 The real trick is operating the little leaf blowers. 1.3636 0.04609 209 155 32 22
213 I told you if we built it, he would come 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
214 If he can find his way out of this, he's got a future in politics. 1.3622 0.04554 196 142 37 17
215 Then we test them again after they watch The Shining. 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
216 Ignore what the rat is doing. What do you think of our breakthrough in creating bonsai corn? 1.3616 0.04902 177 130 30 17
217 This mouse is a maize expert. 1.3613 0.04697 191 140 33 18
218 What, this? This is called a clipboard. 1.3611 0.04905 180 133 29 18
219 Did you take the keys out of the tiny tractor? 1.3607 0.04591 183 131 38 14
220 He’s the best we’ve got - if anyone can find your mouth, he will. 1.3605 0.04936 172 126 30 16
221 Note the initial disorientation- he's the city mouse. 1.3604 0.04478 197 142 39 16
222 There's no scientific purpose... I just thought a "maze of maize" sounded funny 1.3604 0.04592 197 144 35 18
223 We needed to use the grant money. 1.3602 0.04949 161 116 32 13
224 Wait until you see them carve pumpkins. 1.3602 0.04212 211 150 46 15
225 The results are inconclusive, but our lab now qualifies for small farm subsidies. 1.3600 0.04667 175 125 37 13
226 As a millennial, you may like that all walls are green and any path wins. 1.3600 0.04372 200 143 42 15
227 You should see them in the crop circles. 1.3596 0.04270 203 144 45 14
228 If he's successful there's a hay ride at the end. 1.3594 0.04618 192 140 35 17
229 This is actually a re-creation of the corn maze Donald Trump Jr. got lost in last year 1.3594 0.04904 192 145 25 22
230 We're hoping she figures out how to make ethanol. 1.3593 0.04432 167 115 44 8
231 It’s a lab rat in a small corn maze.” “Nothing special about that.” “What I find incredible, Dr. Henderson, is that you’ve no mouth. 1.3593 0.05182 167 125 24 18
232 She does it backwards, just to show off. 1.3588 0.05045 170 126 27 17
233 He's been insufferable since he learned how to walk it backwards. 1.3584 0.04482 173 121 42 10
234 The control group's on the hayride. 1.3571 0.04944 168 123 30 15
235 One of the changes since the merger with the school of agriculture 1.3568 0.04265 199 141 45 13
236 The corn maze is a cover for his marijuana crop. 1.3568 0.04614 185 134 36 15
237 We’re crossing cheese with corn. The best nachos are just around the corner. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
238 I don’t give a rat’s ass if he finds his way through. 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
239 The tiny corn is a success 1.3550 0.04547 169 119 40 10
240 It's a maize. 1.3550 0.04919 169 124 30 15
241 He’s really resisting the return-to-office plan. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
242 Actually, there is no way out. 1.3543 0.04586 175 125 38 12
243 It's brilliant, honestly. So small and yet so efficient. It's called baby corn... 1.3541 0.04230 209 150 44 15
244 Let's give him the cheese and go home early! 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
245 I would say a typical case of maize maze malaise 1.3529 0.04965 170 126 28 16
246 We're testing to see if rats have a sense of irony. 1.3526 0.05209 156 116 25 15
247 This tiny corn maze experiment reminds me of one of my favorite riddles. Qurstion: Why do you have to listen to my corny jokes? Answer: Because you have two ears. 1.3514 0.05031 185 142 21 22
248 He’s the first one to do it backwards! 1.3514 0.04913 185 140 25 20
249 Oh! I thought you said “maize.” But honestly I think this solves both our problems. 1.3511 0.04552 188 137 36 15
250 We named her Grace. So, yes, we're Mazing Grace. 1.3509 0.05009 171 128 26 17
251 No,you tell him about the cat! 1.3505 0.04741 194 146 28 20
252 We're getting much better results now that the subjects fully understand the difference between maze and maize. 1.3503 0.04817 177 131 30 16
253 Sadly, they'll be clearing this soon to build a golf course. 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
254 In his defense, those baby corn cobs are delicious. 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
255 The smart ones just eat their way through it. 1.3495 0.04037 206 145 50 11
256 You're impressed with how we do science here in Iowa, aren't you? 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
257 I know I went to school for 8 years, but it just hit me that this is a maze made out of maize 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 33 14
258 Next week I'm adding a minotaur! 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
259 Pretty slow but let's give him style points for finishing backwards. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
260 We decided to shrink the corn rather than grow the mice. 1.3471 0.04356 170 119 43 8
261 Wait till he finds out there's an ear of corn at the end. 1.3468 0.04960 173 130 26 17
262 We've bred the perfect politician. He can back out of any challenge. 1.3466 0.04830 176 131 29 16
263 Our intern is from Iowa. Hence, the maize maze. 1.3464 0.04212 179 125 46 8
264 Welcome to Iowa. 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
265 So far none of them have made it past the chainsaw wielding clown. 1.3459 0.05202 159 120 23 16
266 I just think there must be better applications for our genetically engineered corn. 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
267 We found we had better participation if we charged them $15 to get in. 1.3457 0.04542 188 138 35 15
268 I built it and they came. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
269 It’s about the journey, not the destination 1.3443 0.04755 183 137 29 17
270 It's easier for us to get more funding if we can say it's for ethanol research. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
271 She's confused and can't decide whether to run through it,eat it,or smoke it. 1.3441 0.04760 186 140 28 18
272 Let’s see how he does this time without gps! 1.3441 0.04699 186 139 30 17
273 It's my 'mini maize mouse maze'. Try saying that three times fast! 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
274 Unless ‘cute as hell’ is a hypothesis, I don’t have one. 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
275 Since you don’t have a mouth, I’ll tell the mouse when to go. 1.3434 0.04887 166 123 29 14
276 The rats are at least three times as fast as the average tourist. 1.3434 0.04887 166 123 29 14
277 And if they actually get to the polling station... 1.3429 0.04706 175 129 32 14
278 The rats know how to get through the maze but are first asking if the corn is organic. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
279 They unionized and demanded a more natural work environment. 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
280 The ones with the highest intelligence don't go in any farther than this. 1.3415 0.04926 164 122 28 14
281 This is the country mouse. 1.3408 0.04274 179 127 43 9
282 If you think running a maze backwards is easy, try it sometime. 1.3407 0.04438 182 132 38 12
283 We are hopeful the ‘ stop and think first gene’ therapy will prove helpful in teenagers and politicians 1.3400 0.05502 150 116 17 17
284 So far, so good. 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
285 Wait till he figures out he's not in Kansas anymore 1.3395 0.05043 162 122 25 15
286 The study is supported by a hedge fund. 1.3393 0.04983 168 127 25 16
287 After that, we obviously switched from giant rats to tiny corn. 1.3391 0.04924 174 132 25 17
288 I ‘m confident, he is Ikea trained. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
289 We're testing for sensitivity to puns. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
290 They always pause at the entrance when they find out there’s no wifi available in the maze. 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
291 He’s been testing us like this for days. 1.3374 0.05016 163 123 25 15
292 he could smell that it was vegan cheese at the start so now he can't be bothered to go in 1.3374 0.05091 163 124 23 16
293 He’s figuring out whether he’s giant or the corn is tiny. 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
294 We've implanted brain cells from various celebrities', athletes, entrepreneurs and the like, to compare their times and methodologies. This one's named Elon 1.3370 0.05091 181 142 17 22
295 Proven: if we build it they will come. 1.3368 0.04562 193 145 31 17
296 We have a really tiny helicopter for the mice that get lost. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
297 The corn makes it more authentic. 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
298 On second thought, maybe a hemp maze wasn't the best choice. 1.3355 0.05439 152 118 17 17
299 The latest shipment of lab rats is from Iowa. 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
300 This was one of their demands when they unionized . 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
301 There's no point to the experiment - I just really enjoy building tiny corn mazes. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
302 Hmm . . . just how did you spell "maze" on the grant? 1.3354 0.05057 161 122 24 15
303 You can go all the way through no matter which way you turn. We wait to see how long it takes the subject to consider himself a genius. 1.3354 0.04990 164 124 25 15
304 This made more sense before they all got GPS. 1.3351 0.04444 185 136 36 13
305 I’m testing the intelligence of the cartoon viewers to see how many realize that both the left and right forks will get you to the other side of the maze. 1.3351 0.04707 188 143 27 18
306 He thinks more clearly than the Trump followers." 1.3333 0.04501 189 141 33 15
307 We hedged our bets on this study. 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
308 If they navigate this, we release them into the New York subway system 1.3333 0.04971 168 128 24 16
309 I think he will take the one less traveled by. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
310 The hard part was engineering the tiny corn. 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
311 Build it and they will come. 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
312 It's called a simulation maize. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
313 So we arrive early this morning and the rat says it’s a crop circle made by an alien spaceship. I called him on it and then he said fine, it was the roomba. But then I realize I’m conversing with a lab rat. And it’s only Monday. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
314 It's really too easy to get grant money these days 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
315 Yes, it is incredible. This one did it backwards. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
316 The most difficult part of the project is keeping up with the pruning. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
317 Sure, it might be kinda corny, but I'm hooked on homophonics. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
318 We’re thinking of adding a miniature hayride. 1.3333 0.04562 147 104 37 6
319 This one has seen The Shining so they're a bit hesitant. 1.3333 0.04550 162 117 36 9
320 In think I heard him say "same old, same old." 1.3314 0.05020 172 133 21 18
321 I spent so long on the maze that I forgot what we're studying. 1.3313 0.04850 163 122 28 13
322 'If he finds his way out, the Fed raises interest rates by two points.' 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
323 We lucked out getting a garden-variety rat. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
324 Wait 'til he sees the scarecrow. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
325 We call it the mini maize. 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
326 He refuses to go through the maze here at the lab, but he's willing to do it over Zoom. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
327 I thought you said small maize. 1.3311 0.05109 148 111 25 12
328 It took us years but we trained this one to walk it backwards. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
329 You have noticed that it doesn’t matter if they turn left or right? 1.3294 0.04236 170 121 42 7
330 They are hiring scientists to do the office plan now 1.3294 0.04476 170 124 36 10
331 It's a hellish project. Everybody gets tripped up over 'maize' and 'maze'. 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
332 No, in this case, it is spelled maize. 1.3293 0.05052 164 126 22 16
333 Hopefully this guy doesn't realise rats can walk through the little grass walls... 1.3292 0.04808 161 120 29 12
334 May I ask what you save on dental, not having a mouth? 1.3290 0.05267 155 120 19 16
335 The maize is the reward 1.3288 0.05244 146 111 22 13
336 He‘ll be good at this; he’s from Indiana 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
337 Ok, rookie mistake. I should have told you we put the cheese at the other side of the maze. 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
338 He says it's as corny as Kansas in August. 1.3286 0.05407 140 107 20 13
339 They’ll figure it out. We’ve tested it on humans. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
340 She's checking her GPS 1.3274 0.04738 168 126 29 13
341 He refuses to pass go until he gets his $200. 1.3273 0.04481 165 120 36 9
342 Field Mouse of Dreams 1.3270 0.05086 159 122 22 15
343 Don't tell anyone, but most of the funding was spent creating the tiny corn. 1.3269 0.04995 156 118 25 13
344 If they make it through the maze they get to go on a tiny hayride. 1.3268 0.04431 153 109 38 6
345 This is the maze we use for Country Mouse 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
346 We have a different maze for the city mouse. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
347 Is this your idea of a field test? 1.3258 0.04615 178 134 30 14
348 Most brilliant we've ever seen--he BACKED UP all the way! 1.3256 0.04656 172 129 30 13
349 He flunked the corn maze, but he aced the hay ride. 1.3254 0.04933 169 130 23 16
350 Must be a city mouse. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
351 Instead of cheese, we offer a pumpkin spice latte at the end. 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
352 ‘Backwards AND blindfolded.’ 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
353 This is why you got a phd right? 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
354 The hardest part was getting the other mice to plant it. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
355 Maybe he's just amazed by the maze of tiny maize, Maisy. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
356 Rat race? You must be kidding? 1.3241 0.05168 145 110 23 12
357 This one actually isn’t one of ours, we just let him use the facilities on the weekends 1.3241 0.05168 145 110 23 12
358 It’s the Millennial Mouse. Just starts the maze, and then quits. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
359 Our only other option was to grow a really huge mouse. 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
360 He asked me if we shouldn't be using this corn to make more ethanol instead of mazes! 1.3231 0.04134 195 143 41 11
361 Well, we just couldn't think of anything else to do with miniature corn plants. 1.3230 0.05258 161 127 16 18
362 After years of testing, we can finally prove that the point of entry is the most effective location for the trap. 1.3224 0.05164 152 117 21 14
363 And this 'a-maze-ing' little guy backed his way through the whole thing! 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
364 Do you think he is confused by the maize? 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
365 It appears even he’s tired of the rat race 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
366 The country mice got it but the city mice flew right over it. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
367 I wonder what made it go through backwards? 1.3210 0.04848 162 123 26 13
368 He's tired from the hayride. 1.3209 0.05565 134 104 17 13
369 I expect to prove it's worth buying the map. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
370 He's demonstrably more cautious since watching The Shining. 1.3206 0.05762 131 103 14 14
371 Where the hell did you get the tiny corn? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
372 Sure, I know there’s an App for these now, but this is an older rat, and he refused to download it. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
373 We're trying anything to get them back to the office. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
374 He told me he's only moving for camembert. 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
375 He got bored of Wordle 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
376 So it IS a maize. I was thinking autocorrect. 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
377 The goal of the experiment is finding my car keys. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
378 This experiment is funded by The University of Nebraska 1.3182 0.05621 132 103 16 13
379 He can do it. His father was a field mouse. 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
380 The prize is a teeny tiny funnel cake. 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
381 He's not an urban rat. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
382 I moved the cheese 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
383 ¿Who move my corn? 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
384 The study has been stopped. Unfortunately, our maze is using Monsanto's Roundup ready micro corn. We have received a cease and desist order from Monsanto and a class action suit on behalf of the mice. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
385 Shouldn’t you use a live one? 1.3165 0.05407 139 108 18 13
386 When he hits the minotaur, let's go get a drink. 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
387 He still beats me 2 out of 3 times. 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
388 He says he won't move until he has union representation. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
389 If you build it, mice will come. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
390 Most of the budget went to cloning the midget corn 1.3154 0.05354 130 99 21 10
391 We neglected to factor in the ‘rats eat corn’ variable. 1.3154 0.05464 130 100 19 11
392 And this one saw Field of Dreams. 1.3154 0.05354 130 99 21 10
393 Of mice and maze. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
394 He wants to know if it's gluten free... 1.3152 0.04694 165 125 28 12
395 The next maze is a little corny. 1.3150 0.05443 127 97 20 10
396 Now we’re totally just messing with him. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
397 20$ on left 1.3141 0.04965 156 120 23 13
398 I offered cheese but he countered for a higher 401(k) match. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
399 It's made out of maize. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
400 Let's see if the Iowa rat can do any better. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
401 His GPS is recalculating. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
402 He needs a little motivation. Bring in the cat. 1.3133 0.04747 166 127 26 13
403 Training the mouse is easy. It's growing the corn that small that's hard! 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
404 For this group, we placed Brie at the finish line. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
405 Yes, it's a maize-maze... 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
406 Some of the mice requested a vegan maze option. 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
407 It will only be a model for human behaviour if the rat takes a selfie at the exit. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
408 He'll get started in a minute. He's programming his GPS. 1.3121 0.05339 141 110 18 13
409 We think it will help us figure out government bureaucracy. 1.3117 0.04372 154 112 36 6
410 All of our rats are cornbred. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
411 'Subject rejects directional clues: presumed to be male." 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
412 They all solved the “maize” but none of them got the joke. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
413 The mouse is from Iowa. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
414 We call this one Willie Maze. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
415 And if he gets through the miniature corn maze, he'll get to go on a tiny hay ride! 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
416 He may be confused by the miniature corn. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
417 It’s the only way we could get federal funding. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
418 This way, if they get lost they can still have a snack. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
419 How do we title our research paper? A mouse in a maize maze? 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
420 We used the excess to make mini popcorn, it's in the break room. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
421 It combines two of my favorite things: bonsai gardening and torturing rodents. 1.3103 0.04584 174 133 28 13
422 It’s ergonomic and eco-friendly. The Local Mouse 460 Union is very strong 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
423 All they had were field mice. 1.3092 0.05047 152 118 21 13
424 If he’s already had his breakfast cereal, this is not going anywhere. 1.3091 0.04757 165 127 25 13
425 He’s a walk-in. 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
426 As with any experiment, problems may crop up. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
427 We’re trying it out before instituting it as the new presidential mental fitness test. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
428 She says she’ll do the maze; but only if she is listed a a co-author. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
429 He's more of a labyrinth rat 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
430 This could go either way. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
431 Yes, but I'm the first to run a mouse through a maize. 1.3077 0.05179 143 111 20 12
432 True, it’s elaborate. The average variety of English garden rat won’t even try to find the cheese unless there are marble statuettes placed throughout. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
433 That little Jack Torrance figurine was a nice touch. 1.3077 0.04741 130 95 30 5
434 I do like Stephen King! Why do you ask? 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
435 The proposal specified 'corners,' but it's a fun typo 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
436 Wait'll he sees the alien crop circles! 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
437 I got the idea from "The Shining." 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
438 The question is, can they find the cider and donuts? 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
439 He refuses to run the maze unless we replace it with non-GMO corn. 1.3067 0.04793 163 126 24 13
440 Number 733 won't move for cheddar. He prefers a nice soft brie 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
441 Thank god for federal funding 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
442 They pay me to do this, but I really don't give a rat's ass. 1.3066 0.05340 137 107 18 12
443 I got a grant to do this. 1.3061 0.05341 147 117 15 15
444 We figure the smart ones will decide to live here — why rush back to a cage. 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
445 It's a maize maze. Get it? Heh, heh! Get it? And people think I'm a dweeb. 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
446 You say maze. I say maize. 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
447 The hard part was developing the tiny cornstalks. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
448 He likes to pause and read this week’s Tiny New Yorker. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
449 Human subjects weren’t interested in vegetables. Or walking. 1.3041 0.04474 171 130 30 11
450 Once he masters getting through the corn maze, we are going to teach him how to make tortillas. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
451 He says topiary isn't his thing. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
452 It’s the Iowa effect. They disappear after the first row. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
453 Two minute head start then we send the psycho mouse with the axe in after him. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
454 Now we can claim the lab is sustainable. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
455 It's a marijuana maze. We want to see if the rat becomes more intuitive and a better dancer. 1.3032 0.04876 155 120 23 12
456 He wants to know what's in it for him? 1.3032 0.04519 155 116 31 8
457 They’d gotten really accustomed to working remotely. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
458 She's from the upper east side. So, of course, she'll find the sidewalk cafe in a millisec. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
459 He’s rerouting. 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
460 Baby corn was easy; you ought to see the miniature hay ride. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
461 Wrong maize. 1.3029 0.04547 175 135 27 13
462 This research is sponsored by the Iowa State Fair. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
463 If you keep up the hard work, it could be you holding this clipboard in 20 years. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
464 It’s a model for dealing with insurance companies. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
465 Its based on the electoral boundaries for the Iowa caucuses. 1.3023 0.05569 129 102 15 12
466 We call this "Schroedinger's Labyrinth." 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
467 I think he went backwards. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
468 You can’t get here from there 1.3015 0.05455 136 108 15 13
469 It’s all about the journey. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
470 If we build it, they will run. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
471 Just saying I'm impressed with a mouse that can genetically engineer tiny corn but not so impressed when he uses it to build a tiny corn maze. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
472 After 7pm, it becomes haunted. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
473 He’s outstanding in his field! 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
474 This will test whether he can get through the maize. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
475 And now we record the time it takes for her to find the best selfie location. 1.3007 0.04915 153 119 22 12
476 So he can't figure out the maze. I should remind you, he was the one that trimmed the hedges! 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
477 See that… that ain’t his tail, sweetheart. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
478 Apparently he heard a voice and saw some dead baseball players. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
479 He says the cheese at the end better not be generic again. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
480 the cheese was supposed to go at the end of the maze." 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
481 We didn't account for how often they would stop to nibble 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
482 We're trying to figure out why he only does it backwards. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
483 The city rats seem to struggle with this version. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
484 I’m not surprised, he refused an MRI yesterday. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
485 What do you mean, ‘corny?’ This is science. 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
486 It’s going to be hard to top the tractor pull. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
487 I know it's corny, but I just had to try it. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
488 The real challenge was curing his miniature corn allergy. 1.2986 0.05033 144 112 21 11
489 If he doesn't come out in 5 minutes, mark +1 for the cat. 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
490 Let’s move on to the next phase of the trial where we let the cat out. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
491 There is drama in our work Miss Smith – please note – ‘rat enters maze but pauses – momentarily – to think – what lies ahead? – what will the future hold?’ It is profound! 1.2985 0.05300 134 105 18 11
492 It's just a little corny 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
493 We're training him to manage a hedge fund. 1.2973 0.05024 148 116 20 12
494 He used to work here. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
495 Seriously. You forgot the cheese. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
496 They’re all getting tired of the rat race so we’ve added queso manchego, improved health insurance and a better 401k match. 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
497 It’s basically just a fancy way of feeding the snakes. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
498 Only the mice on the keto diet make it all the way through. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
499 If they have some fun we can keep saying it's cruelty-free. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
500 He's having an existential crisis 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
501 Good grief! I believe he's finishing the maze backwards. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
502 Wait until they try the crop circles. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
503 He seems confused by the maize maze. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
504 The mice? No... no mice.We have invested the entire budget in gardening. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
505 Because I can, that's why. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
506 The graduate student didn't realize that "maize" was a typo in the methods section. 1.2960 0.05568 125 99 15 11
507 It’s our sustainable maze. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
508 He's our shining star. 1.2957 0.06048 115 93 10 12
509 He demanded cornrows, 1.2955 0.05561 132 106 13 13
510 I'm telling you: don't go in there. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
511 Unlike the city mouse, the country mouse requires a somewhat larger trap, like a Trump rally. 1.2953 0.05260 149 120 14 15
512 He's smarted than we thought. He's waiting for harvest time. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
513 You've discovered why we place the cheese at the end of the maze. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
514 Wait till you see him ride the tiny tractor. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
515 That was fast. Now let's try putting the cheese at the other end of the maze. 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
516 I think this one is testing us. 1.2950 0.05152 139 109 19 11
517 We're training him to murder his wife and then freeze to death. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
518 He’s actually dead, I just wanted to spend time with you. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
519 If he finds his way out in less than 60 seconds he wins the title of "Best Rat"...and the 2024 Republican nomination! 1.2941 0.05334 136 108 16 12
520 Is this the one that got loose when we were watching "North by Northwest" the other night? 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
521 The first one we had to put on a diet 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
522 We need a tougher test. This one finished the maze backwards. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
523 I don't know. I understand that PETA is all for this, but there must be more ...let's say "successful" approaches to rodent control. 1.2937 0.05141 143 113 18 12
524 ...and this one is a country mouse. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
525 It's a better mousetrap. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
526 My breakthrough is that I figured out how to use this research grant to grow weed. 1.2937 0.05642 126 101 13 12
527 ok, if he makes it can I get a second date? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
528 It's May's mini-maize maze. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
529 They keep stopping to drink pumpkin spice lattes and take selfies. 1.2933 0.04965 150 118 20 12
530 I thought YOU were bringing the cheese... 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
531 Looks like he remembers there was a cat at the other end. 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
532 Says here he’s a self starter. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
533 We spent ten million dollars to find out that there’s a 50% chance he goes right. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
534 The maze is real. The mouse is dead. 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
535 I’m testing a better mousetrap. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
536 Trust me, this will make him an expert in his field. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
537 I just want a journal article that includes "...mouse amazes in maize maze." 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
538 It’s true, I’m retiring after 30 years. Tired of the rat race. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
539 Because we have a Federal grant - that's why. 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
540 It's not an experiment, it's an experience. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
541 If he completes it, he gets a hayride. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
542 Why we're only testing half a mouse is beyond me. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
543 I asked if rats liked corn/maize not corn maze 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
544 The mice are now requesting hay rides before entering the maze. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
545 Vegan, shmegan, he ran a lot faster when we had cheese. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
546 Why yes, it is a maize maze. 1.2917 0.05109 144 114 18 12
547 Mice call it the Field of Bad Dreams. 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
548 Study? No. It's a bet between the behaviorists and the horticulturists. 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
549 I found out the new lab director is from Iowa. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
550 Look, do you want that Monsanto funding or not? 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
551 Is it unethical to have a cat waiting at the other end? 1.2910 0.05278 134 106 17 11
552 We had him take a bumpy hayride first to mimic real-world conditions. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
553 No particular reason; I liked the way it looked 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
554 Strike's over - they now get corn mazes and 10 minute brie breaks. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
555 He seems to be hedging his bets. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
556 He says he wants to work from home. 1.2901 0.05363 131 104 16 11
557 And there’s a gift shop when they get out. 1.2901 0.05252 131 103 18 10
558 Our new maze designer is from Iowa. 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
559 We’re studying the effects of genetically modified maze. 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
560 If he makes it out he gets to go on the hay ride. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
561 I asked purchasing for maize. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
562 We're using him to test the new voter rules. 1.2897 0.05078 145 115 18 12
563 This isn’t exactly what I meant by “field test”. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
564 He’s not moving. Did you eat the reward cheese again? 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
565 Is this the new Republican platform? 1.2889 0.05348 135 108 15 12
566 The consultants suggested we devise a better mousetrap 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
567 The results will a-maze you 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
568 What happened to your mouth? 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
569 If he can solve this final test in under three minutes, he will officially be included in the Republican primaries... 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
570 We let another rat design this one. 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
571 We're seeing how long it takes them to figure out it's a maize maze." 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
572 He's checking Google Maps. 1.2878 0.05130 139 110 18 11
573 It's no use, they just end up eating their way through it. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
574 Now this experiment was funded just before the Iowa caucus. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
575 This one doesn't give a rat's ass about our study. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
576 Don't worry, the corn is non-GMO. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
577 Our grant proposal was rejected, but we did manage to get an ethanol subsidy. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
578 We let them bob for apples if they solve it. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
579 This particular study is funded by Monsanto. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
580 If a mouse can do it, so can you. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
581 The lab technician is from Iowa. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
582 Now release the tiny maniac with a tiny chainsaw 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
583 Last week three people followed him all the way out. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
584 Rat got your tongue? 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
585 We're using country mice. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
586 This proves that a maze of maize will induce an existential crisis. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
587 In the USA they try this on human beings. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
588 The maze is much easier for them after the harvest. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
589 The hardest part was training it to use the hedge clippers. 1.2857 0.05616 119 95 14 10
590 Do you remember where the cheese is? 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
591 I used to be a landscaper, you know? 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
592 This may not work because I heard the rats learned on youtube how to do the maze. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
593 Well, Bob thought it was funny. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
594 NO NO! I said rodent yard not Rhodin art 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
595 This could take awhile; all his mazes up to now have been on Zoom. 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
596 Some of the staff heard 'maze' and some heard 'maize'. 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
597 I call it “The Maize.” It tests the subject’s level of cornfusion. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
598 Where’s your mouth? 1.2857 0.05098 140 111 18 11
599 We weren't sure if our investors said maize or maze, so we decided to go with both 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
600 If the smart chip works, it will eat its way through it! 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
601 It looks like we have confirmed our hypothesis: mice cannot see the forest through the cheese. 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
602 Okay, a hemlock maze was a bad idea, you were right and I was wrong, there I said it. 1.2847 0.04389 137 102 31 4
603 It's a pretty simple experiment, I spent most of my time breeding the tiny corn. 1.2846 0.05376 130 104 15 11
604 Let’s make it non-edible next time. 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
605 You STEM majors are so literal. You didn’t have to use maize. 1.2846 0.05356 123 97 17 9
606 Since we switched the maze from corn to pot, they generally just hang out in the doorway 1.2846 0.05479 123 98 15 10
607 He's from Iowa. He will have a significant advantage. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
608 Actually, the biggest breakthrough we've had was the GMO miniature corn. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
609 If he does well on this, we’ll put him through the hayride test. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
610 EVERYTHING is made of corn now days... 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
611 The mystery of crop circles is solved! 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
612 I’m afraid the irony will be lost on him. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
613 We're testing the mouse compared to our freshmen class. 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
614 We're moving him to the next level since he flew right through the potato patch. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
615 He's less stressed about these tests if he feels like he's at the county fair. 1.2828 0.04233 145 108 33 4
616 I'm from Iowa. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
617 It’s smarter than a middle school honor student. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
618 He wants his work place to be as close to carbon neutral as possible. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
619 I believe this test works best when the reward is at the end of the maze!" 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
620 Not only is there no reward at the end, but some rat families will actually pay to enter. 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
621 He's wondering who moved his cheese.... 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
622 If the rat makes it out in under 2 minutes, I'll give you your mouth back. 1.2823 0.05439 124 99 15 10
623 It's the mice's "Field of Dreams" 1.2823 0.05439 124 99 15 10
624 but... shouldn't we have used a live one? 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
625 We've really made progress. She just said "Oh, a maize maze!" 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
626 My colleagues at Iowa State came up with this one 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
627 And we fund our research by selling those tiny corncobs. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
628 We started with a hemp maze, but the rats refused to come out. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
629 Ok, go see if the graduate students are doing any better in their maze. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
630 It took us three days to realize the rat was dead. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
631 He has performance anxiety, give him a minute 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
632 We've got to breed smarter mice, so far we have lost three. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
633 A maze within a maze. Wouldn't you agree; or do you think it's corny? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
634 Someone's horny for rats. 1.2810 0.04947 153 123 17 13
635 I wasn’t sure if they said maze or maize. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
636 This is the last of the white rat maze challenge. Next we’ll begin with rats of color using the same testing parameters. Your job is to report on the results, so it’s a good thing you don’t have a mouth. 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
637 I guess there's no incentive for him to go any further. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
638 If my theory is correct, it may have implications for the 2024 presidential race. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
639 Don’t worry, it’s non-GMO 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
640 We're funded by Fritos.” 1.2806 0.05209 139 112 15 12
641 You're up next! 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
642 It's a corn maize, get it? 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
643 You see, we name each mouse after a tenure candidate. and it makes our job so much easier! 1.2806 0.05108 139 111 17 11
644 The really smart ones just chew their way through. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
645 It was really hard to get the tiny overalls on. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
646 By calling it the “Maze of Dreams”, I got funding from the agricultural department, the film school, and the baseball team. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
647 This feels like a lot of effort for a maize pun. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
648 These new breeds have their own GPS systems and won't enter our maze without an exit-certifying printout. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
649 We're measuring how angry they get when they figure out there's no cheese at the center of a corn maze. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
650 I still think it’s just going to lay there. We should have used a live mouse. 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
651 The maize maze confirms it--even small minds are conflicted about puns. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
652 We're sending him in to find the first one. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
653 Republicans shouldn't be the only rats to have fun. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
654 This Cannabis maze is our latest innovation. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
655 I'm also teaching the mice topiary. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
656 If he beats the record he gets a hay ride and a funnel cake. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
657 We built it, so he came. 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
658 Okay, I'm thinking a corn maze wasn't our brightest idea. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
659 I'm not trying to prove anything. Just playing with his head. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
660 I know we’ve been sworn to secrecy but I didn’t think they’d remove your mouth. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
661 You'll never believe where we've been finding the other halves of these mice. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
662 If it is not too difficult, we will scale it for people. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
663 ...but the miniature corn is getting great ratings! 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
664 The problem with a corn maze is she eats the maze. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
665 He's on loan from the University of Iowa. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
666 Well, since you don't have a mouth...what do you think? 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
667 In this oddly specific instance, our research indicates that melted butter and a little salt are better motivators than cheese. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
668 If he solves it fast enough, he wins a hayride at the end. 1.2768 0.05702 112 90 13 9
669 He just isn’t motivated to go back to the pre-pandemic way of doing things. 1.2768 0.04432 112 82 29 1
670 M-237’s prowess with the miniature hedge trimmer remains unmatched 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
671 People have slower times because they take so many selfies. 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
672 He keeps eating his way out. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
673 Some people get grants. I get hedge funds. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
674 As you predicted, Dr.. their social anxiety is off the charts. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
675 There's a mousetrap at the other end so we'll find out how smart he is. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
676 One more lap and we're retiring from this rat race. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
677 Next time don't put the food just inside the entrance. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
678 Cruelty free? This is fun filled! 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
679 Halfway through, we convert him to run on ethanol. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
680 What they really like is the hayrides. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
681 Maybe it is pseudoscience, but it sure rakes in the grant money. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
682 I requested a big pharma trial not farmer… 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
683 The Lab Manager said if we build it they will come… 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
684 Once he's lost in there, we can finally be together. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
685 We’ve discovered they’re field mice. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
686 All we did to attract more volunteers was rebranding the experiment from “The Great Corn Labyrinth” to “The Amazing Maize Maze” 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
687 Their resume did state they were a self-starter. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
688 We got better results when the scarecrow at the end was made of cheese 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
689 I’m still not sure how this solves the crypto crisis 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
690 There's no scientific purpose to this, I just think it's funny. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
691 Amazingly it can find the way out going backwards. 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
692 This is our last white rat, we are switching to lawyers because there are some things a white rat won't do. 1.2742 0.05649 124 102 10 12
693 The cannabis maze is not working out like we thought. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
694 It’s greener. But they keep eating their way out. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
695 Amazing maize maze, isn't it? I think we can officially say we have run out of dissertation topics. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
696 At some point he’ll give up and start doing his own research. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
697 they said it was the only way the mice would come back into the office. 1.2740 0.04813 146 116 20 10
698 We have to do this when we get a shipment of mice from Iowa. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
699 He identifies as a moderate and refuses to go right or left. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
700 I’m all ears. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
701 It helps to think of them as freshmen. 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
702 Even the rats are tired of the rat race. 1.2734 0.04255 128 95 31 2
703 Our studies show that they enjoy the tiny funnel cakes too 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
704 She won't proceed unless we can verify it is non-GMO corn. 1.2727 0.06392 99 82 7 10
705 Rodents of the Corn. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
706 I think he realizes that he's being stalked. 1.2727 0.05505 121 98 13 10
707 Is this the rat's ass I don't give? 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
708 Day 23: the rats still haven't realized that the reward is actually a vegan cheese substitute. 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
709 See, I told you the walls have ears. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
710 He's not nearly as fast as City Mouse but doesn't seem to give a damn. 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
711 It's either that or he's dead. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
712 The next test is pumpkin carving. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
713 He also did well with the hayride. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
714 He does really well when we reward him with cider and donuts at the end." 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
715 Who gave him a GPS? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
716 Oops, you don't spell 'maze' with an "i" 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
717 He seems to like this more than the pumpkin catapult. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
718 He has figured it in reverse. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
719 He’ll make it through. There’s no two ways about it. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
720 Tails you win 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
721 Fastest backwards time yet. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
722 I actually grabbed this one off the subway tracks — those government-provided ones just aren’t as savvy. 1.2703 0.05716 111 90 12 9
723 We've just been approved for human trials in the Midwest. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
724 We’re trying to measure how fast it takes him to get into the capital 1.2701 0.05129 137 111 15 11
725 Analysis paralysis gets the best of us. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
726 That’s amaizing, Grace. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
727 I know it's corny. But wait 'til you see the pumpkin patch and the hay rides. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
728 So smart! He used my credit card to buy a GPS. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
729 It’s called a MAGA Maze They can get in but never get out 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
730 That's about where he was yesterday. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
731 Maybe it's waiting for you to drop the cheese. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
732 You really didn't account for the possibility the rat might eat the maze? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
733 I did it yesterday in 12 seconds. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
734 I honestly don’t give a rat’s ass about these results either. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
735 Our rats won’t even touch the maze unless it’s organically grown 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
736 This is just one of many field tests we’re conducting. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
737 I see you’re speechless, Miss Watson. Congratulations! Silence is a virtue for this job and the two other candidates didn’t seem to understand this. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
738 …It’s more a test to see how long it takes the mouse with a chainsaw to find him. 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
739 Recalibrating. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
740 The last thirty-nine subjects failed to outsmart the Minotaur but I have a good feeling about this one. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
741 It’s a rat in maize. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
742 If he doesn't ,I get the cheese 1.2683 0.05424 123 100 13 10
743 Maize. We're testing irony. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
744 If you build it he will run 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
745 He doesn't need to find his way through. He'll eat his way out. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
746 There's cider and donuts at the end." 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
747 Oh, rats! Did I forgot to leave the cheese at the end again? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
748 Now the Iowa test. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
749 It's a mousetrap based on a corn maze—they go in excited, then wonder why they fell for it, and eventually want to kill themselves. 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
750 We trust them to find their own way. Just like you with your PhD. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
751 The hardest part was electrifying the little corn stalks. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
752 Gonna hedge my bets on this one. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
753 There is no way out. We just want him to experience what the rest of are feeling. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
754 Third time's the charm! 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
755 We're seeing whether he prefers Swiss cheese or cheddar. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
756 I know the caption contest serves no greater purpose. This week we hope to prove that people, like lab rats, given the proper reward, will spend inordinate amounts of time doing almost anything. 1.2667 0.05065 135 109 16 10
757 We’re letting him have a field day. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
758 He’s afraid to go in after seeing the hedge maze in The Shining. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
759 The real challenge was genetically modifying the corn. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
760 Weird, I know. But it's a University of Nebraska study so... 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
761 We hoped some greenery and fresh air would up their performance. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
762 This is kind of a corny experiment. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
763 Bet he beats Trump. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
764 Did you hear? The team studying psychedelics got the rat to make crop circles. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
765 Plus, when he's done, we can put the baby corn in a salad. 1.2657 0.04857 143 115 18 10
766 We are just one step away from proving genetically modified corn is completely safe for human use! 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
767 I know it's corny, but I think you're a-maze-ing 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
768 Now, these rats are very good at hedge trimming. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
769 The squirrel aced it! 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
770 They're field mice, so I figured, "What the hay?" 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
771 This next one uses GPS 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
772 What should I say in the report—that he’s eating the maze or the maize? 1.2647 0.05031 136 110 16 10
773 He’s holding out for an artisan cheese. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
774 Is "ears of research" too sassy for the abstract? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
775 He just doesn't seem to be in a big rush to rejoin the race. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
776 It's made from arugula so he eats some greens before the cheese. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
777 “But at the end, he’s still just a rat.” 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
778 I know its corny but I call it, The Amazing mini-Maize Maze. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
779 He's one of the rats who claims it's rigged. 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
780 When it comes to corn mazes, midwest mice perform best. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
781 We get another subsidy for the corn. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
782 You should see the hayrack ride 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
783 This is 'The Better Mousetrap' that everyone has been talking about. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
784 Of course the rat comes as part of the set. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
785 And here's off to the rat-races! 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
786 The ones who like corn don't get far. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
787 His name is Trump and he has an IQ of 154. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
788 As you can see, he’s produced a much lower yield this harvest. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
789 They also demanded pumpkin spice cheese. 1.2632 0.05580 114 93 12 9
790 Like the males of some intelligent species, he needs a little encouragement to move forward. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
791 First, he nibbled out this psychotic pattern. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
792 If she eats her way out of it we’ll know she’s American. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
793 They wanted the online maze, but I told them they needed to be out 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
794 He did it backwards. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
795 I am a little surprised our new maze qualified for the ethanol subsidies, but I’m not going to argue with it. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
796 To the rat, it's normal-sized corn 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
797 Seems redundant, huh? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
798 You go girl! 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
799 He's a field mouse." 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
800 With this kind of research, I always hedge my bets. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
801 If it doesn't come out, we'll know we don't need cheese 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
802 They love the mini-corn maze, but they see it as lunch. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
803 He should be out in about 10 days. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
804 Sort of defeats the purpose of a ‘field test,’ don’t you think? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
805 Sure it’s more environmentally friendly, but now he just eats his way through 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
806 He won’t move without benefits. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
807 We gave him a GPS again, but this time the voice sounds like his wife. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
808 Just wait until you see him bob for apples. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
809 Let's see him find my breakfast taco now. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
810 But is he faster than a combine? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
811 You say ‘corn.’ I say ‘maize.’ Let’s see if he can figure it out. 1.2612 0.05182 134 110 13 11
812 Looks like the cartoonist left you speechless! 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
813 We're studying indecisiveness in male mice. Yesterday he didn't move a muscle for ten hours 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
814 Very well. Next time we'll try it with a live mouse... 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
815 No member of the watched ‘The Shining’ group ever sets foot beyond this point. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
816 Unfortunate choice, Miss Manning. He seems to fancy corn. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
817 WHO KNOWS HE MIGHT FIND A BASEBALL TEAM IN THERE. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
818 He backed through the whole thing. I think he smelled a rat. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
819 I know it’s a corny idea but we are already collecting amaizing data. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
820 If we build it, they'll get lost. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
821 This time, the corn is nonGMO! 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
822 I'll just put: Participant appears confused by the corn maize 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
823 A rat in a corn maze has no incentive to find his way out. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
824 I think he knows its GMO 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
825 I'm not sure if I am more amazed that he miniaturized corn or that he got it to grow on a lab bench. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
826 He’s used to remote work. Should we set this up via zoom? 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
827 We're 10% funded by the ethanol makers. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
828 And in this one, we look to see how long it takes the mouse to find the pun. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
829 Sure, we improved human health for billions of people at the Human Genome Project, but this will get a lot more views on Tik Tok. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
830 I think it's an acronym for "who gives a rats ass" 1.2578 0.05232 128 105 13 10
831 The reward is funnel cake 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
832 Did you really think you could create a cannabis maze and creatures would want to come out? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
833 He's just not motivated.” 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
834 The corn maze was subsidized with microfinancing. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
835 Go get the cat" 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
836 We might have made the lanes too narrow. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
837 It's a compromise we negotiated with PETA 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
838 Of course he'll find a way out. He belongs to Mr. trump. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
839 We've observed a statistically significant increase in finish times since implementing an on-time hayride-departure protocol. 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
840 The tiny corn lobby has some deep pockets. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
841 He really wants a personal best! 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
842 We only run this experiment in the fall. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
843 Unexpected. They’re acting out the maze scene from The Shining! 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
844 And here’s the maze for our country mice. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
845 The cat is waiting at the exit. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
846 He’s from NYC. He’ll be fine. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
847 It’s completely natural. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
848 No fair! You ate the cheese! 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
849 The hard part was growing the miniature corn. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
850 Even if he's successful, he's still a rat. 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
851 Isn't it a fire hazard not to have two exits? 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
852 We've made a maze out of tiny corn. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
853 This one reminds me of my third marriage. 1.2556 0.05191 133 110 12 11
854 It's the only way we could get a research grant from the State of Iowa. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
855 What's really sad is that this is the highlight of my day. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
856 He’s shy. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
857 This rat is not only outstanding at solving mazes, he also does my taxes. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
858 He’ll do fine; I put a female with tassels at the exit 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
859 In one ear and out the other. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
860 This is his seasonal gig 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
861 But can he find himself is the question 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
862 I decided to hedge. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
863 He's the winner - backs up & easily escapes the maize. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
864 Early trials showed tiny corn was an easier variable to control than giant rats 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
865 Then they flip the GOP votes.... 1.2542 0.05540 118 98 10 10
866 He's worried that the jokes are too corny. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
867 Our lab committed to net-zero. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
868 We're two hours in. I think he smells a rat. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
869 There’s a statistically significant chance you’re going to cut my funding aren’t you? 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
870 They're really fun to watch when you give them cocaine edibles. 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
871 Oh this one's gotta be a genius, found him in a chef's hat at the restaurant. 1.2537 0.05263 134 112 10 12
872 It was easier to make the corn small than to make giant rats. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
873 I didn't know corn came that size either. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
874 I call it a "maize". 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
875 The best part is that I love eating the baby corn when we’re done. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
876 Breeding rats for this research is a balancing act - intelligent enough to run the maze, but not intelligent enough that they realize that they can eat the maze. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
877 The real test will be to see if he can play shortstop when he emerges on the other end. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
878 I call it the 'Amazing Maize Maze'. So far over 80% of rats tested have been impressed with my word play. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
879 The reward at the end is a popcorn machine. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
880 Being from Iowa seems to give him a distinct advantage. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
881 the last one ate the maze. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
882 I’d give anything to hear your thoughts, but the cartoonist didn’t draw you a mouth … 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
883 Not only did she finish in record time, she got a crop subsidy. 1.2523 0.05647 111 92 10 9
884 He’s carrying a tiny axe, just like in the movie. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
885 The tricky part was getting him to chew this pattern. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
886 Even the lab rats are protesting the high price of their food. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
887 They don’t make it to the other end but when they come back out…. They know how to play baseball. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
888 The winners think outside the maze and eat their way through 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
889 Yes,cheese smells strong. But it turns out with the right mix of disinformation,we can stop them from even trying to get through the maze. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
890 We named the cheese wedge 'Danny' 1.2520 0.05365 123 102 11 10
891 We are still working out the kinks of the miniature hay ride. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
892 Don't just stand there, go check the ones on the hayride. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
893 Pumpkin carving is next. 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
894 It's the journey, not the destination. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
895 The answer to today's Wordle is at the other end. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
896 This experiment could give us insight as to why Midwesterners pay money to do this. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
897 And he calls himself a field mouse... 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
898 He's hedging. 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
899 These tiny corn stalks make me want to order in Chinese. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
900 Getting through was easy. This time he needs to learn to make popcorn. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
901 Let's go get some popcorn and watch him struggle! 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
902 Yes, she is hesitant... we are all hesitant to go for what we want... Claire. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
903 Test 119: The subject begins to have philosophical doubts... 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
904 Yes, I am from Illinois. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
905 Did he sign the waiver? 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
906 He’s trying to find google maps on his phone. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
907 So if this guy make's it, that means we can make it. You're next, sis. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
908 Yeah, we’re going vegan on all of our mazes now. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
909 Let’s hope these rats can’t pick up on the blazing sexual tension I assume you’re also feeling 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
910 Do you think it really gives a rat’s ass about our research? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
911 The maze was designed by a Liberal. No matter which way the mouse goes, he will get out and get a free food reward. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
912 Studies show they will eventually find their way out and enjoy a pumpkin latte. 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
913 I'm starting to wonder if the whole maize thing was just a misspelling on the research grant. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
914 Soon we will know, with scientific certainty, if this is a good date activity. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
915 We switched to baby corn after losing one too many grad students. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
916 I think you'll be amaized. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
917 Is that…? Did you eat the cheese? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
918 I hypothesize he’s realized the system is set up to make him struggle to get the cheese when really having cheese is an implicit right. Anyway, he’s lost faith in the whole process and I think perhaps himself? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
919 I’m told there’s a miniature hay ride to follow, which should be nice. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
920 It’s a maize maze you see. 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
921 No, I spell it M-A-Z-E. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
922 I call it The Amazing Maize Maze 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
923 How is your first week here in the city planner's office? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
924 If we just get it to move. 1.2479 0.05550 117 98 9 10
925 The grant's from the Department of Agriculture. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
926 Should we call our study the Hedge Fun or the Rat Race? 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
927 Where did you get the small maiz? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
928 It's all weed. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
929 So far he does best if we let him listen to the last 7 minutes of an NPR story before starting. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
930 The last six ate their way out. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
931 They take it more seriously once they’ve seen Children of the Corn. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
932 Turns out someone was watching us the entire time to see how long before we got creative. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
933 The British rats always like the hedge mazes. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
934 Might be awhile...looks like he has voiced navigation instructions turned off 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
935 Apparently, he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about corn mazes. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
936 A maze of maize. Get it? 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
937 There’s no way he beats my record 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
938 We call it the ‘Maize Maze.’ 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
939 We still don't understand why he does this backwards 1.2462 0.04891 130 106 16 8
940 Did you ask if he still does dairy? 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
941 We're hoping this new maize improves results 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
942 Both the rats and the corn are genetically modified so this experiment is super off-the-books. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
943 Success in research? It’s a eat race. 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
944 I love a good maize 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
945 This one is our environmentally-friendly mouse trap.” 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
946 Now, in this trial, the variable is prior exposure to Fox News. 1.2456 0.05511 114 95 10 9
947 His reward will be that he won’t have to go on the hayride. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
948 We lured him by moving the cheese” 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
949 Bonsai corn is just a hobby. Rat brains pay the bills. 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
950 It's just a brief pause. They ran out of the baked brie. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
951 It's a mouse from Iowa. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
952 Both the rat and the corn are GMO. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
953 We've discovered they won't run the maze because they like baby corn more than cheese. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
954 The real breakthrough was the tiny decorative gourds. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
955 This One has committment Issues. 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
956 He won't enter until we sign a waiver of liability. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
957 There's no cheese. It's about whether she can detect GMO. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
958 He's figured out that if he just sits there he gets a treat anyway. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
959 So,the scientific inquiry here is,how fast will he find the apple cider and donuts? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
960 We’re not studying anything. I just love pruning miniature corn. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
961 Did you take away his phone with GPS? 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
962 Careful what you say. Little ears. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
963 Country mice. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
964 We train them to find the families that get lost. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
965 At least he won't die of starvation 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
966 If you bait it, they will come. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
967 I made the maze out of corn... get it. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
968 I get it, this maze is corny, but the last one was cheesy! 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
969 Training the rats will not be your biggest challenge 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
970 Go get the other mouse with the tiny axe to send in after him. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
971 The mouse won't begin the maze until cartoonist draws your mouth. 1.2437 0.05197 119 98 13 8
972 I don't think you wound him up Dr. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
973 Do you think the mice have more fun than we do at work? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
974 I went into a grocery store once and it felt just like this. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
975 We originally had cheese on the other end, but he’s Vegan. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
976 Yep--ass-backward wins again! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
977 She's our field mouse. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
978 Now let’s see how it handles the maize. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
979 It's an exact replica of the one my family got lost in last Halloween. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
980 Should we tell him there’s a hungry cat at the other end? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
981 We think he's just eating it. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
982 With the right motivation, Boa Constrictors are surprisingly good at mazes. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
983 He enjoys the challenge. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
984 It’s a test to see whether he finds the exit or just stays there the whole time taking selfies. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
985 The reward is a pumpkin spiced cheese. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
986 a-maize-ing, right? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
987 Mazes aren't quite his forte, but he got yesterday's Wordle in two tries! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
988 When they learn the maze, we reward them with a tiny cup of tea and a watercress finger sandwich 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
989 We’ve been sponsored by Monsanto. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
990 He's the first one we've seen who can do it backwards! 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
991 I believe he thinks this is stupid, too 1.2417 0.05292 120 100 11 9
992 Unbelievable. He backed through the entire maze and is just now exiting. 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
993 We forced him to watch the end of the Shining after he went through the maze successfully. Now he's afraid Jack Nicholson is in there and he won't go in. 1.2414 0.05424 116 97 10 9
994 You don’t think the ol’ rat in a maze experiment is a bit corny? 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
995 Third one dead of indecision. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
996 You'll smile more when your braces come off. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
997 We got tired of the same old rat race 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
998 The 'Mini Maize Maze' is the ultimate test of a rat's intelligence. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
999 It worked. He's completely demoralized. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1000 So who’s idea was it to use field mice? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1001 It's a new type of maze and a new species of maize. 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
1002 We've gone over to recyclables for the walls. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1003 Whatever the result, at we have mini-corn. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1004 We'll just make up the results" 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1005 To support the ban on animal cruelty, we use mechanical rats 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
1006 Next is apple-bobbing and pumpkin-chucking. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1007 Next, we're going to see if it can survive a night in a tiny haunted cabin. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1008 The grant required we use sustainable materials. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1009 She's just checking her GPS first! 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1010 He's waiting for a text from Ginni Thomas 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1011 No, it’s not a mouse, it’s a corn dog. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1012 We’re trying a new organic approach. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1013 It likes to veg on the edge of the hedge. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1014 We're trying to teach him manors. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1015 Give him time to figure it out. Remember, he's just a desktop mouse. 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
1016 The data on this group is simply amazing. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1017 Is this maze too corny? 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
1018 The real test is whether it gets the “maize maze” joke. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1019 Let’s see how this Ratotaur does. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1020 We've discovered that the corn walls do not motivate the rat to look for a reward further on. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1021 We’ve discovered the Manhattanites beat the barn rats every time! 1.2391 0.04992 138 116 11 11
1022 We're testing a plant-based cheese. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1023 Dammit Barbara,I thought you brought the cheese! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1024 If he can find his way out, he’ll be a good Presidential candidate. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1025 It's to put country mouse at ease. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1026 This one is supersmart, she solved my wordle earlier 1.2386 0.06259 88 74 7 7
1027 The rat is dead, we are here for the free coffee and the birthday cakes 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1028 Shooting begins on M. Night Shyamalan's "Corn Tassels for Algernon" 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1029 Once he finishes clocking in, he can begin the test. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1030 The mini-Maize maze is understudied. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1031 You did say maize, right? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1032 They can all get through the maize but she's the only one who can spell it. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1033 He’s our new maze consultant. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
1034 Analyzing the data is easy. It’s the gardening that’s hard. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1035 We mix it up every fall. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1036 When you said you had a rat’s nest to deal with I wasn’t expecting this 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1037 Of course, a portion of our funding went towards the tiny apple orchard and hay ride. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
1038 So far, the mice that had pumpkin spice lattes are performing better than those that had cider doughnuts. That's not really what we're testing, but it's September and we don't get out much. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1039 You’re right, this experiment is a little corny. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1040 Big Corn ain’t gonna know what hit ‘em. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1041 I designed the experiment before coming up with a theory. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1042 It's really more of an art than a science... 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1043 He’s solved the maze a dozen times. We just want to know what disease this pesticide will cause. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1044 They really enjoyed the hayrides too. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1045 This one for the tie breaker....Cheddar vs Swiss 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1046 I'm measuring how long it takes him to learn to eat his way out. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1047 Now, you get right behind him and shout Boo! 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1048 The USDA is really running out of ideas for what to do with those corn subsidies. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1049 This one has managed to conquer the maze by walking backwards. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1050 Not a problem. He's got Siri. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1051 He’s going on a moonlight hayride after this. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1052 Just check him in two hours. If it has not moved, then we can assume that the brain transplant did work. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1053 Ethanol research isn’t what it used to be. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1054 It's an autobiographical experiment. I got lost in a corn maze when I was 8. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1055 I can't wait until he finds the gazebo! 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1056 If my hypothesis proves correct, this rat will be attracted to the piece of cheese hidden inside. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1057 Instead of cheese at the end, there’s a scarecrow. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1058 In two minutes we’ll send in the mouse with the axe. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
1059 Next, he has to navigate a difficult relationship 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1060 Using sustainable resources is a condition of our research grant. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1061 We've posed the question: How much baby corn does he have to consume before he forgets about the cheese? 1.2364 0.05468 110 92 10 8
1062 You were right. We built it and then they came. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1063 Phase II is the miniature hay ride. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1064 I'll bet he gains 10 pounds. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1065 We also use negative reinforcement: if he fails to complete the maze, Ted Cruz. 1.2364 0.05468 110 92 10 8
1066 By the time we realized the typo it was too late. So we call this experiment “rat in a maize.” 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1067 And instead of cheese, I put a pumpkin spice latte at the exit. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1068 Apple picking is in Lab 2. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1069 After the corn maze will be the miniature apple orchard. 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1070 Didn’t we unmute the GPS? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
1071 She's balking after working from home. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1072 He has sixty seconds to find Danny. 1.2353 0.05775 102 86 8 8
1073 Tell me again how you got the stocks to grow so small. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1074 You can call it the Lab Labyrinth, but I'm going with Maize Maze. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
1075 The real challenge was growing the mini corn. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1076 Right. Next time, do NOT use a corn maze. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1077 I call it ‘Dream of Fields’. 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1078 He likes challenges. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1079 That's Jimmy, and he don't care. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1080 We found him at an IKEA, so he should do pretty well. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1081 This. This is why I got into Pygmy corn research. It’s moments like these. 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1082 Well the protocol said “maize” 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1083 If we test it, he will come. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1084 ...and at $10 an entry, this study will pay for itself 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1085 Maybe he's just discouraged by all the back and forth. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1086 If he is smart he will back out and walk around it. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1087 He refuses to run the maze unless we let them all unionize. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1088 Most of the research grant went on miniaturising the corn. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1089 What do you think? Claustrophobic? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1090 Let’s see what happens with no stimuli,I ate the cheese. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1091 In order to receive the cheese, the mouse must also appreciate the pun 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1092 Same scientific results, but much more enjoyable for the subjects" 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1093 I think he smells the Minotaur. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1094 The PI didn't really check the spelling so we had to include the typo as a variable in the experiment... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1095 It's a corn maize. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1096 He designed this one himself. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1097 The reward is a cucumber sandwich. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1098 The amazing maize maze! 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1099 The experiment's a bust, but the itty-bitty corn is a smash hit. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1100 Sometimes we never see them again. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1101 Is the rat supposed to die right at the entrance there? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1102 It also works well with city mice. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1103 He's been reading Steven King. It makes him hesitant to go all the way in. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1104 $100 says this is the one that gets us the Nobel. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1105 They may be small, but there’re all ears. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1106 I can't believe Pun Institute found this corny. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1107 The maize is clearly a distraction. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1108 See? ‘If you build it, he will come.’ 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1109 When will they learn that they can just walk through these walls? 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1110 He says he won't go till we tell him the current record. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1111 It's the age old paradox of the Rat! Do I eat the corn or follow the maze? 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1112 We wanted to see how they act in a more natural environment. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1113 It's remarkable isn't it! Not only has this little fella created the perfect maze but he's done it backwards!! 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1114 If your idea of charging admission works, these experiments will pay for themselves. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1115 Cannabis 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1116 Always waits for me to click the stopwatch to see if he can beat his personal best. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1117 Let's see if the Biden/Harris' economic policy could get out of this. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1118 Wait until it gets to the moat. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1119 Now, you will see that introduction of the cat variable accelerates decision making. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1120 I heard a voice say, "If you build it, he will run." 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1121 Hopefully he makes it out before Farmer Ted sends in the combine. 1.2326 0.06549 86 74 4 8
1122 We told him he had been genetically modified to become HUGE! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1123 Human trials start next week 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1124 I know he can eat his way out,but does HE ? 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1125 We only recorded an increase in speed in October, when we replaced cheese with a pumpkin spice latte 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1126 It combines a maze with the marshmallow test. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1127 We're trying to make the task more authentic 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1128 " "Let's hope he's better at this than he was in the pumpkin carving study. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1129 Amazing work Minnie 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1130 He said he wanted to walk in nature 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1131 It's Amazoning -- get it? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1132 They nixed the Legos and insisted on eco-mazes. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1133 The first maze was a little cheesy; this one's a little corny. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1134 I just feel like they appreciate the extra effort. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1135 It's a maize maze. Amazed? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1136 This might take a while. He loves baby corn. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1137 We found that a cash incentive works better than cheese. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1138 We got a warning from our university Exam Committee that we have to increase our pass rate. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1139 You forgot to say, “On your mark, get set, go!” 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1140 We're testing for gluten allergies. 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
1141 We're testing whether he notices the irony of a maze with walls made of food. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1142 Watch this. I've got another one in there with a little ax. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1143 We're trying to replicate their natural environment. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1144 I guess it's true. No one wants to work these days. 1.2315 0.04077 108 83 25 0
1145 We find they enjoy the journey more. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1146 This is going to be amazing! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1147 It was easy to miniaturize the corn but we couldn't find any humans willing to undergo the same process. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1148 We are testing anxiety levels and half the control group has watched "The Shining." 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1149 She’s our smartest rat. She doesn’t even try to go through the maze. 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
1150 Actually it just goes in to eat the corn leaf aphids. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1151 If they make it through to the end they get to go on a hay ride. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1152 Our research underwriter is a hedge fund. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1153 It was designed by Brits. They thought we said ‘maize’ 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1154 Turns out the blind mice have zero interest in chasing the farmer's wife 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1155 The real experiment is to see if they'll still pay $7 for a hot chocolate after promising their kid one the third time they get lost. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1156 So they will come if we build it. 1.2301 0.05335 113 95 10 8
1157 Don't worry. He'll begin as soon as he checks his gps. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1158 It’s a corny maze of maize.” 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1159 How do I record his reluctance to start? 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1160 It was very hard to grow corn that small, Jane 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1161 We were going to make it out of cardboard, but he demanded shrubbery 1.2301 0.05335 113 95 10 8
1162 The hardest part was growing the itty-bitty corn. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1163 It’s pronounced maiz. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1164 The rats got used to remote work and are unhappy about returning to the lab. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1165 No, we don't pay him. He's an intern. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1166 You’ll notice his response time to Harry Styles far exceeds Justin Bieber. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1167 Oh, I know. It’s our new sustainability initiative. 100% biodegradable. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1168 If he finds his way out I'm going to let him manage my 401(k). 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1169 Well, Herbie is having a tough time returning to the office. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1170 You should see the miniature pie eating contest. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1171 Hey, at least we've proved a mouth to mouse transplant can be done. 1.2292 0.06012 96 82 6 8
1172 Theme research. There’s a spicy pumpkin latte at the end. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1173 they just keep eating the corn 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1174 He’s waiting for the little ears of corn to ripen. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1175 He cheated last time and just ate his way through. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1176 No mouse goes in after watching "The Shining." 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
1177 You think it gets the joke? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1178 The rats are getting smarter. They know the maze leads to nothing. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1179 Maize was a typo on the design plan, but we went with it anyway. 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1180 The farmer is not going to be happy we are letting mice into his field. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1181 Let's see if he builds a baseball diamond to get over his daddy issues. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1182 Remember when I said: if you build it, they will come?” 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1183 We’re measuring the effect of nibbling on scampering. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1184 Then they taught themselves to grow miniature corn... 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1185 You’d be surprised how much better they are at this since the introduction of Google maps 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1186 The question is whether he can survive this without GPS. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1187 Not only does he go for the cheese, he also stops to smell the roses. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1188 This is the new amazing maize maze. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1189 We don't time them, we just compare creativity of corn recipes. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1190 We’re seeing if he can find a way out of this. We call it the ex President experiment. 1.2281 0.05292 114 96 10 8
1191 I’m so sorry your mouth was erased 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1192 Okay now we’ve got a few minutes, let’s talk about us. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
1193 Where did you get this tiny corn? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
1194 He's reluctant to move into a neighborhood without cheese amenities. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1195 Entering the maze is not a good sign. He could have gone around. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1196 I really don’t give a rat’s ass about this one. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1197 Should we tell him about the last one not returning? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1198 Should be fun, there's no exit. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1199 Note that the New York subway rat waits outside the turnstile till it’s sure the train is coming. 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1200 Hey, that reminds me, did I leave my hamster wheel at your place last night? 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1201 He has a cellphone in case he gets lost. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1202 Of course they're non-GMO! 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1203 Every time I look at that thing I'm reminded of just how amazing you are Debra." 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1204 I promised this one a whole wheel of imported cheese. He said he no longer works for crumbs. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1205 Gives a new meaning to the rat race, doesn't it? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1206 Well the voice did say: "If you build it he will come" 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1207 We’re testing new field mice. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1208 Native Americans call it maize. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1209 It's the IRS final test for its new form. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1210 If he's smart he'll find the Shrewsbury Cakes. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1211 Our LEED credits shot through the roof after we switched to corn mazes. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1212 Look, this is DARPA and baby narwhal belly-crawling through a miniature corn maze has surprising military applications. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1213 All the rats genetically modified by Monsanto too. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1214 No award motivation, mice just wanna have fun. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1215 It’s been three weeks since Dr Spratt went in there … 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1216 We're trying to improve their ego by making them think that they're smart AND big. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1217 The corn is a metaphor for the whole operation. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1218 We might have to harvest the baby corn before the study. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1219 Of course he's scared - hell hath no fury like a woman's corn 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1220 Did you ever see "The Shining"? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1221 The cannabis tests are inconclusive — they show creativity but then just eat their way out. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1222 He eon't go in Says the reward wasn't worth the trouble last time. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1223 Well Margaret, it’s not just the destination, it’s all about the journey. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1224 This study could turn the corn maze industry on its head. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1225 Do you think calling it the amazing maize maze will help the grant? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1226 And she did it backwards! 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1227 "Oftentimes I wish I was a rat and you were my labyrinth." 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
1228 Rerouting… 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1229 It’s May’s maize maze. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1230 That other rat was quick, but Here's Johnny! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1231 He also suggested we add some mini jack-o-lanterns and a scarecrow. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1232 I know it's corny, but we call it the Maize Maze. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1233 The nibblers take forever 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1234 Why are we doing this again? 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1235 Well, it’s definitely a maize… 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1236 It's a walk in the park. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1237 Odds are he will blow away the city mouses time. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
1238 I think you’d get more outta the miniature vegetable dept. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1239 At the center, he'll find some hot apple cider and doughnuts instead of cheese. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1240 It’s ok. She’s given up grains. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1241 That is one a-mazing mouse.... 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1242 We’re looking at workplace size and performance, you know ‘Big fish small pond’ ‘Big mouse, small field.’ 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1243 We realized the intelligence tests had been prejudiced in favor of urban dwellers. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1244 Have we lost sight of what we're trying to do here? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1245 I should have been more clear with our designer. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1246 We're trying out the new Halloween Corn Maze. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1247 If he's smart, he'll take his time and eat his way through ! 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1248 Monsanto maize maze. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1249 There is a long line to the cheese. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1250 The mice we raised on a steady diet of Stephen King just don't want to enter cornfields 1.2243 0.05525 107 91 8 8
1251 It's our fall display. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1252 We gave him a choice. It was either this or solve a Wordle. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1253 You should see the one I designed for my kids for Halloween! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1254 Rumor has it this is being funded by a snake with too much money” 1.2243 0.05363 107 90 10 7
1255 I know it's a corny idea, but ... 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1256 Never seen one back through before 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1257 A maze of maize. Too corny? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1258 They demanded a greener maze! 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1259 We told him the prize was being President and he won't move from the start 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
1260 I wasn't sure what you wanted, so I went with both. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1261 I mean how many times are we going to use a rat in a maze, it’s so overdone 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1262 He's not responding to the corn. Bring out the ricotta. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1263 He just doesn't seem interested. Maybe if we put it in a garbage bag? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1264 For this maze, the reward is an apple cider donut. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1265 It's a scientific reenactment of Jan 6th: That's the big white guy at the Ellipse, squeaking at high frequency. Hundreds should respond, breaching the compound, swarming over the walls. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1266 We are trying to determine if mazes are a way to slow down the rat race. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
1267 We think they’re guided more by the ears. 1.2234 0.05888 94 80 7 7
1268 The millennials call it Maize Maze 4 Daze 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1269 The Gen Z mouse requires anti-depressants before starting. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1270 He doesn't know it, but the crop is going to be used for ethanol. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1271 With this little fellow, we're on the cusp of solving the crop circle mystery. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1272 Donald is going to go into the maze to look for his inauguration day crowd. He thinks they might have been hiding here. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1273 Imagine what we could accomplish if we got more government funding! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1274 Remember to call it corn. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1275 I remember when we had the funding for walls. 1.2232 0.05185 112 94 11 7
1276 Hazel is the maize maze whiz. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1277 The fact that mice get through the dwarf corn maze faster than humans make it through the real maze is of no statistical significance. Real corn is a lot taller 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1278 It’s actually about self-control. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1279 They don' t want to come back out 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1280 Bad news. The tiny hedge trimmer, rakes, and gardening gloves are back ordered. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1281 He says he’s trying out that intermittent fasting diet, so he’s just sitting in the doorway waiting for 11:00 when he can go look for the cheese. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1282 Yes, this one is very fast but if you want to see something impressive, you should watch him do SUDOKU. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1283 He has to be really drunk not to be able to get to the other side. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1284 Some day others will think this is so cliché 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1285 Our biggest challenge was miniaturizing the corn. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1286 I made a tiny maíz just as requested. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1287 By the mouse’s catatonic state I conclude our labyrinth is made with marijuana and not lawn grass. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1288 Honestly? I could give a rats ass! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1289 If it doesn’t come out in 5 minutes, press the crop dust button. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1290 He refuses to go through unless we can prove the corn is non-GMO. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1291 The problem is that she keeps getting distracted by the corn. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1292 Now if this was a crop circle we'd be getting somewhere. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1293 We’re testing a new drug that’s supposed to improve problem solving skills, however, the main side effect appears to be narcolepsy. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1294 Hopefully this one comes out. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1295 ... And this is what we scientists call an experiment. Any questions young lady? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1296 We wanted to see if mice would get lost in Iowa." 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1297 Might be a design flaw--he stops at each stalk to feast. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1298 You should probably cut my funding now 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
1299 I hope the tiny human project is a success this time 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1300 It’s free range. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1301 I love that we took the time to make everything pretty. 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1302 We treated this maze with cayenne pepper and put peanut butter in the middle. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1303 He's on a keto diet so he won't be tempted to stop and eat. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1304 Cool, huh? A tiny maze made of tiny maize! 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1305 We found the ones that turned right were more assertive and aggressive than those who turned left. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1306 Now do you see why we call him Shoeless Joe? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1307 He gets a free pumpkin if he finds his way out.. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1308 This wasn't what I meant by building a 'maize'. 1.2212 0.05458 104 88 9 7
1309 It did it backwards all the way 1.2212 0.05458 104 88 9 7
1310 Should we see if he can do it again? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1311 Tell Ferguson they sent us house mice again. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1312 There is a cat inside. We call this one 'Field of Screams'. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1313 Could be a long experiment if he has to eat the maze he goes. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1314 Good job with the maize. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1315 That's mouse-size maize -- his Field of Dreams. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1316 Topiary training. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1317 The rat succeeds faster than my congressman. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1318 He needs to find the pumpkin spice latte. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1319 We’re on to apple cider donuts after this. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1320 This rat is waiting to receive a signal from his GPS before running the maze. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
1321 I rewatched Field of Dreams again last night. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1322 We built it. Now we measure how fast they come! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
1323 It’s at the tail end. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1324 The bonsai started as a hobby and I thought I’d share the fun at work. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1325 It's like watching the Democrats. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1326 Now, watch this one. He ate his way through the last maze. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1327 Their reward is the same, but the topiary really keeps them engaged. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1328 Perhaps we should have rethought the corn. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1329 My favorite film is The Shining. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1330 We no longer let them carry their cell phones with them. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1331 I can tell you’re very concerned…you’re mouth has disappeared again. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1332 When they do it backwards like this, wait until the nose clears to mark the time. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1333 Our best entrants drive a victory lap with that little John Deere they find at the end. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
1334 We also substituted cheese with bangers and mash 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1335 I forgot the cheese. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1336 At the risk of sounding corny, you look a-mazing this morning. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1337 How is this a cure for cancer? 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1338 In the first trial, we used cannabis. This time we're experimenting with a sweet corn in hopes of achieving maze success for the subject. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1339 I think the corn dogs and funnel cake are slowing him down 1.2193 0.05101 114 96 11 7
1340 Four months to grow the maze and last night the janitor goes and lets her watch Children of the Corn. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1341 I thought we'd start with a mouse before trying it out on a elephant 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1342 We call it the January 6 Experiment. We've shrunk Trump, and he has to find his way out. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1343 Could you take your hand off my bottom please. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1344 Do you think he will eat his way out 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1345 He’s the first one to back all the way out 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1346 Studies show that adding greenery to the workplace improves problem solving ability. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1347 We had to genetically engineer the corn for this real-world test maze. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1348 She's a smart one , but it's not so easy for a city mouse. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1349 It's a bonsai cornfield. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1350 There's even a miniature pumpkin patch at the end! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1351 Your maze is too beautiful. They refuse to leave. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1352 This time we're testing the 1040-EZ design... 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1353 They were growing bored of the regular lab mazes 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1354 Wait till you see their crop circles. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1355 Now that there's legalized betting it's much more interesting. 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
1356 I said "maze", not "maize". You're fired. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1357 The real science was growing corn this small. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1358 Who Moved My Cheese?! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1359 At the finish, there is a thimble full of popcorn. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1360 He insists on navigating the maze backwards wearing a blindfold, he tested high on the "Show off" scale. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1361 This is where we test out corn maze designs for next year’s pumpkin patches. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1362 It’s kinda corny, but I think it’s gonna work. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1363 I never would have thought the narwhal would be faster than the rat. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1364 Wait til he gets to the chainsaw jump-scare at turn three 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1365 Life’s a maze and we’re the mice 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1366 We're testing negative reinforcement. I showed him The Shining twice last night. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1367 He is still just a rat in a maize. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1368 This time, let's try not to yell "BOO-YAH" every time he makes a correct choice. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1369 The intelligent rats are disappointed that all paths lead to the end. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1370 There’s no cheese. I just want to watch it wander aimlessly. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1371 Agronomy owned him a favor. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1372 They reach the terminus faster now that we’ve closed the stores and forced them to do all their shopping online. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1373 We find field mice prefer this maze 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1374 If I set up the experiment correctly, he should come out the other end with a baseball uniform on. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1375 Keep telling him it's the trip, not the destination, while I see if I can find the snake we lost during yesterday's test. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1376 If he gets the treat, will that put a smile on your face? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1377 A bit meta for a rat, don't you think? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1378 Yep,she did the crop circles too! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1379 I took up Bonsai gardening during Covid 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1380 We don’t call it corn in Mexico. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1381 can’t wait to try it out on people 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1382 He said he prefers corn over cheese. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1383 Sometimes I wonder if they are the ones studying us... 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1384 Depending on his time, he may qualify for the bobbing for apples test. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1385 This younger generation of researchers are amazed by this maize maze. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1386 LITTLE TIP, THE FUCKERS ALWAYS FIND THE COCAINE 1.2170 0.05528 106 91 7 8
1387 Hell hath no furry like a rodent's corn. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1388 We took away his phone for this one. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1389 1,000 points for navigating the maze backwards! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1390 Perhaps we shouldn't have used maize to make the maze. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1391 In this test, we’re working to recreate the feeling of working from home in the lab. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1392 We're hoping our lab rat, Donald, will approximate Trump's mental gymnastics in constantly avoiding right from wrong. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1393 It doesn't even have an end, but they'll do it for fun. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1394 We'll see if 'going green' makes any difference. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
1395 Just like we trained him: it's the journey. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1396 This will help us understand how the world reacts when we unleash the giant rats. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1397 Who cut the cheese? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
1398 It’s a corn maze - strictly for tourists. He’s not going to budge. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1399 I don't give a rat's ass how silly this looks! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1400 Yes, it's an amazing maize maze, Grace. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1401 I've got this, you go check the mini-apple bob 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
1402 Yes, she asked for the maze to be made out of maize. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1403 You'll be a miniature maize maze mouse monitor. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1404 Might be a while, looks like he's got voice navigation turned off. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1405 Oh, you should see what we do for Christmas! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1406 It's too bad Stanley Kubrick didn't live long enough to see this. 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
1407 These mazes are getting way too easy for him. He made it all the way through backwards, and in record time. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1408 At least we were able to get this one to come out. Most of them now prefer working remote from cage. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1409 Let's try this on humans next 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1410 They would get thru a lot faster without the pumpkin carving station. 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
1411 In retrospect, we probably should've used something besides corn as the motivational reward for this experiment. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1412 It worked for baseball!! 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1413 oh, he's okay. He's just like the rest of us...preferred working from home and not ready to get back to the lab. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
1414 I think he's waiting for GPS. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1415 I'm an economist and the same thing happened in 1932 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1416 We're actually studying tiny corn. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1417 that was a pretty good time, considering he did it backwards. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1418 The control group is experiencing nurture. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1419 For some reason, the urban rats get a kick out of it. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1420 Let’s call him Willie. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1421 They're tired of cheddar. That's as far as they'll go. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1422 If she does well with this one, Megan and I will take her to the Peace Maze in Ireland." 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1423 It's all mutant corn so don't let him eat any. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1424 Yesterday it was just a solid field of miniature corn. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1425 If he gets lost, he can always turn around and follow his poop. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1426 It’s not a true maze unless it’s maize,” said the scientist who also happens to be a dad 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1427 I thought he might appreciate the ambiance 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1428 I call it Mickey’s Maize Maze” 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1429 His skills are a-maize-ing!! 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
1430 You designed it with no way to win didn't you. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1431 This one's a Democrat. Always goes to the left. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1432 In the old days, we used to do this with normal corn and giant rats. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1433 I'm getting bored, Mildred. Next one, we use a better cheese. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1434 It’s not a test, she just loves corn mazes 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1435 The trickiest part is avoiding the corn snake. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1436 Don't tell me I forgot to warn the mouse it's a rat race. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1437 His front end is already out the exit. What should I write? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1438 There’s nothing on the other side. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1439 He doesn't know about the cat... 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1440 This is as close as we could get to a natural environment 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1441 He’s having an existential crisis. We asked him to find his way. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1442 I'm planning to grow corn mazes for people with agoraphobia. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1443 I fudge the numbers a little because I really don't give a rat's sass. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1444 My guess is that he was traumatized when we had that "Children of the Corn" viewing in the lunch room. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1445 Maize.Get it? 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1446 Our new environmentally friendly experiments should really help with public perception. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1447 I'm sorry, did you say 'maize' or 'maze'? 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
1448 They get through it slower now, but happier. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
1449 Pizza rat might need some time to adjust to rural life 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1450 We’re a land grant institution. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
1451 What's wrong? The cartoonist's got your tongue? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1452 This one's a real diva; begins each trial run with a lengthy detox meditation. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
1453 I’m seeing if they can make a baseball field. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1454 Yes, the corn for the maze and Dr. Patterson were both genetically modified for this experiment. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1455 To be honest, most of our funding went to making the maze. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1456 He says he's tired of the corny clichés. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1457 They THINK that we can't see the fellatio, but the maze has no roof. 1.2130 0.05271 108 92 9 7
1458 This is our way of seeing how seasonal depression affects his speed 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1459 What are we supposed be to looking for? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1460 All humans we tested failed. So, now we’re trying the mice. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1461 He's a different class of mouse. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1462 It's a scientific study to determine whether any New Yorker cartoon captioner can avoid the elephant in the room pun. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1463 The really smart ones eat their way striaght through. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1464 We show them The Shining and then they refuse to enter a maze ever again. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1465 We think he may be a slow learner. He keeps asking us to let him try again. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1466 Too corny?"-Oliver Chan, 13 Hoboken N 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1467 I think we should call it The Amaizing Race. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1468 So for this reason we decided to use mini corn plants and not giant rats. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1469 Perhaps leaving the cheese at the entrance wasn't such a good idea! 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
1470 It's more like real life... you wander in circles and there's no reward. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1471 Rat's think this is an intelligence test. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1472 Just as confusing, but with a much lighter carbon footprint. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1473 Completion time decreases significantly when a game of cat and mouse is interjected. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1474 She backed her way through the entire maze in record time - with no mistakes. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1475 And now is when we bring the cat 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1476 The main key to prove that we successfully changed his gender to a female is if the rat stops to ask for the directions!! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1477 This is the ‘animal testing’ the public can see. Later on, we drop acid in their eyes. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1478 You know for some this is only a metaphor for their lives 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1479 This one is confused he sees corn but smells ethanol. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1480 No, ‘Home Alone’ is a movie with Macauley Culkin. This is a ‘homophone. 1.2119 0.05085 118 101 9 8
1481 Binge-watching Squid Games has left him with a sense of ennui. 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
1482 He requested a change in scenery 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1483 I could use a little popcorn. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1484 The USDA grant came through. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1485 We’ve done all we can do. Now he has to find his own way. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1486 it's the only material we had in stalk 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1487 It got the pun. That's a groan." 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1488 You have made an amazing discovery. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1489 The peanut butter maze is her favorite. Then the cheese maze. But she'll also eat the entire corn maze 10 out of 10 times. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1490 The maze was easy. It took years to develop the tiny corn plants! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1491 And you said my miniature crop project was useless to science. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1492 He's our corniest specimen. You should hear his knock-knock jokes. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1493 It won’t start until it solves today’s Wordle 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1494 It's a setup for a corny joke. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1495 My parents left me to die in a corn maze like this when I was five. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1496 I'm training them to perform 'Into The Woods' 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1497 Which way to see the wizard? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1498 They’re all fed up with this one. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1499 ‘They’re going to play baseball afterward.’ 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1500 The real trick was growing the tiny corn stalks. 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
1501 It was Skinner's way of celebrating Halloween. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
1502 We managed to perfectly engineer the tiniest crop of corn. The bad news is, Algernon keeps breaking out of his cage and eats half the plants. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1503 It’s not a lab rat and it’s eating human lips. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1504 The results may be tainted. The last one ate his way to the goal. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1505 And here we are testing the intelligence of our GMO crops against our GMO mice. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1506 Actually, I said that you'll need to get a mouth. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1507 Let’s see if he can beat my county fair record 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1508 This is a maze. Your job is to find the zing. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1509 RAT or hamster? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1510 It was never about the damned rat, Miss Crowell. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1511 Is the cat ready? 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1512 Our studies show that mice can solve the corn maze quicker than 90% of humans every time. Why? Our findings conclude it’s because they don’t have Instagram 1.2105 0.05057 114 97 10 7
1513 This is an easy run but let’s see what happens when he does not find cheese at the exit. 1.2101 0.04755 119 100 13 6
1514 He's checking the Waze route. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1515 He’s lactose intolerant. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1516 It's a new maze for mice, made from Rodent-dendrens. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
1517 We're testing if being in a Stephen King novel helps. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1518 He’s debating whether to take the scenic route! 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1519 Rats raised in New York get lost without the smell of weed. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1520 He's taking his time. Thinking out of the box? 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
1521 We don’t just test the cosmetics, we test the store layout, too. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1522 The Nebraskan rats seem to do better 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1523 Aw, shucks - you ratted him out. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1524 He’s a bureaucrat strain. We let loose in a tiny corn maze as a treat. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1525 So, you really don't remember anything at all from your time in the maize? Anything that can help us change poor Mikey back? 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1526 Despite all his rage, it would appear that he is still just a rat in a maze 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1527 No, no, this one's called Jack. Danny is already inside. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
1528 Our tenth generation lab rats farm the mazes themselves. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1529 Sometimes we have to bring in the cat, but he usually... 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1530 This one changed his major from pre-med to agribusiness. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1531 He keeps squeaking something that sounds like 'Danny.' 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1532 He's waiting for an Uber. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1533 It's kind of corny, but I call it 'The Amazing Maize Maze!' 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1534 Oh he WAS a mouse! But now after 843 maze attempts he is a new species!! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1535 These mice have all been dosed with pumpkin spice. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1536 We've never worked through if the rat just burrowed through the maze. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1537 I don't know whether this will improve redistricting in Manhattan, but it's worth a try. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1538 Not the fastest nor slowest, but backwards is interesting. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1539 See, NOBODY wants to work these days 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1540 Subject #7: Life is a journey, not a destination. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1541 We had the budget. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1542 I always get emotional the first time they leave the nest. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1543 Maybe we shouldn't have made the hedge from cannabis 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1544 We wanted to add a sense of realism to the test. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
1545 If you want my opinion, I’d say this is a little too corny. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1546 the last scientist hasn't been seen since. 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
1547 And that’s why you don’t use pesticides. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1548 They specified the maze had to be organic and plant-based 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1549 The smartest ones have also read the book. 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
1550 Hedge or tails? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
1551 We got a smart one. He's eating a path straight through. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1552 Did you see that the maze matches the office floor plan? 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
1553 ''THE FIRST ONE TO ACCOMPLISH THIS MAZE BACKWARDS!!!!!" 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1554 I see the Mona Lisa. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1555 We do things a little differently here at Haystack University. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1556 It's a study for tiny hedge trimmers 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1557 All work and no play makes Mickey a dull rodent. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1558 He'll never make it....there's a mousetrap around the first bend. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1559 The rat will do great in this maze!! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
1560 Turns out the dead ones aren't quite as fast as the others. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
1561 North by northwest has been Little Alfred's favorite plot thus far. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1562 Kind of like The Shining, am I right? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1563 “The hawk is in the other room.” 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1564 They’re pretty smart. Once they see the picture of Jack Nicholson they start backing out. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1565 Welcome to the rat race. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1566 And this will solve climate change, how? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1567 Good thing he's not a herbivore. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1568 We're testing Tesla's new self-driving mouse. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1569 It's a Schroedinger rat - it'll find a way for sure 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1570 OK, what should we play this time? "You Can Go Your Own Way" or "Don't Stop Believing" ? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1571 Refusing to play the game is the only way to win. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1572 I call him "Amaizing" 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1573 Now, he's to the point of just showing off. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1574 If he finds his way he is trapped 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1575 Is he smart enough to not buy into the GMO nonsense and eat straight through the maze? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1576 Next, we'll compare the results to a live mouse. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1577 I’m still waiting on the 1919 Chicago White Sox to show up, but otherwise this experiment is off to a great start! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1578 Hey genius, you don't have to use maize to make a maze. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1579 No, they don't allow wagering. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1580 He's just trying to find the hotdog stand. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1581 GMO kinda spooks her. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
1582 If he gets lost he can eat his way out. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
1583 Of course, we don't need the mouse to grow baby corn, but I thought it was a cute addition. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1584 No, I wouldn’t say that. He’s just geographically challenged 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1585 A rat with a chainsaw is also lying in wait in the maze. 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
1586 We thought a 'maize maze' had a nice ring to it. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1587 The numbers here are off. The smarter ones ignore the cheese and wander around eating corn. 1.2069 0.04976 116 99 10 7
1588 think we could try this out on humans next? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1589 He who hesitates is not lost. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1590 A corn maze?! Really? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1591 He's not going in until we re-boot his GPS. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1592 They’re gluten free. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1593 It's actually a pollen allergy study. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1594 My wife’s out of town this weekend. You wanna come over and try on her clothes? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1595 The hypothesis is that he'll be happier lost and confused, than out free in the modern world. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1596 And that’s how we determine the winner’s of the Peoples Choice Awards. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1597 Legalized gambling has created this new sport. It’s called rat races. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
1598 We've grown more and more impressed with their design skills, but they've yet to make a single crop circle. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1599 C'mon, where did you think baby corn came from? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1600 We brought in some field mice to compare. 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
1601 We should have harvested the baby corn first. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1602 We allow each rat 5 minutes to study a “You are Here” map before entering the maze. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1603 We get our funding from Monsanto. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1604 He’s never been the same since we let him watch The Shining! 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1605 You’ve named him Daedalus and given him a GPS; I don’t know what more you could have done. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1606 If my hypothesis is right, he'll emerge at the other end wearing a lab coat and glasses. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1607 Yes, I’m afraid we had to move on from the hayride experiment.” 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1608 This is what happens when you put Kevin Costner in charge of the lab. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1609 Wanna see my mouse after work? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1610 Let’s see how it responds to the booster shot. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1611 Great idea! They won't quit eating corn, though. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1612 He won't elect to go in--says it's a crooked erection. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1613 He's the first to do it backwards! 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
1614 Just give be patient -- he is still marveling at the tiny corn stalks. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1615 So he makes it to the end. Who cares? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1616 She’s tired of the same old same-old. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1617 We're playing a prank on Lester today. There's no way out. Also the hedge maze is haunted. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1618 Can you believe this? They think aliens from outer space made it. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1619 ‘He’s dead now. 1.2054 0.05095 112 96 9 7
1620 That’s HAL 2525–our AI mouse. I think it’s sentient. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1621 She's so good at it, I call her Ms. Maisel 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1622 don't worry if his loss he will just eat its way out 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1623 Well, we'll finally get to see if Google Mouse Maps works. 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
1624 I believe he's ready for the county fair. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1625 We find mice from Iowa do much better on this one. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1626 Last week, he gnawed it into the Stars and Stripes, the Union Jack, a Swastika, and a Hammer and Sickle flag." 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
1627 I'm amazed how maize turned into a maze. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1628 This is the new play-at-home version of "Who moved my cheese?" 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1629 Despite all its rage,it is still just a mouse in a maze. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
1630 Right, well, we used to run those experiments. But after we upgraded the maze and added a hay ride and pumpkin patch, they started paying admission. That’s our whole business now. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1631 The corn is genetically modified. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
1632 No, like a play on Labyrinth. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
1633 No. This is Algernon’s twin brother, Timothy. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1634 We are trying to distance ourselves from the offensive term ‘lab rat’. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1635 It's not haunted this time so the mouse should be able to get through 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
1636 Genetically modifying corn to make it smaller was easier than engineering giant rats. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1637 I hope he doesn't get stuck in the baby combine. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1638 This is how we test our designs for the fall season. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1639 Most people don’t know this is why baby corn was invented. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1640 hehe he's farming 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1641 If he finishes this maze we figure he will be ready for college next… 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1642 Your job as an intern: design a better mouse trap 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1643 This year's budget allowed for topiary. Nice touch, eh 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1644 Yes, it's tiny corn. Native Americans call it "Maize." 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
1645 This rat is outstanding in his field. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1646 We're testing whether dreams work better than cheese" 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1647 It's a corny idea I'm trying out. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1648 These Chia mazes are great. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1649 I call it the scorn maze. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1650 If we have cheese as bait, why can we name him Mac?! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1651 A maze for the glutten intollerant rats. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1652 It's a way to attract rat tourists during rat Halloween. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1653 We want to compare the country mouse to the city mouse. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1654 " "This is a political mouse--he can't move in a straight line. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1655 This trial, he’s using GPS. 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
1656 You wouldn't understand. It's a very complicated experiment. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1657 You can’t tell when you’re in it. But seen from above, it’s in the shape of Stephen Jay Gould. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1658 If you build it, rats will come. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1659 The corn makes it harder. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1660 We're testing his resolve. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1661 I'm getting used to going green in the lab. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1662 There's no way out y'know. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1663 We've found that the basil seems to calm their ennui over getting lost midway. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1664 It takes the average human family all afternoon. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1665 What's the matter, cat's got your tongue??? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1666 I call it my “maize maze,” and reward the rats with M&Ms. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1667 Faint rat never won fair lady." 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
1668 The rat is too busy eating the corn. Whose corny idea was this? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1669 She’s auditioning for the ‘all-mouse’ remake of The Shining. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1670 He is the only one that turned around and went back in for another run through it. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
1671 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
1672 Yes, these are a breed of harvester mice. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1673 I like assistants that don't give me any lip. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1674 This could be our way to dispose of security netbots. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1675 Yes, it is a little a MAIZE(ing)! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1676 Isn’t it more organic? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1677 It's a joint experiment with the biologists working on genetically modified maize. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1678 Did you remember to pair your mouse with bluetooth? 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1679 It’s part of our ‘green’ initiative. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1680 With rural populations in decline this is probably our last run of the country mouse maze. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1681 Ethics rules don’t require rat consent! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1682 So far six have gone in and none come out 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1683 He hasn't moved, so we're bringing in the cat next. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1684 This batch of our supermice took up horticulture for their science project. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1685 Hypotheses: it will still be hungry for the cheese after finishing the maze. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1686 She' actually quite amazing 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1687 We call it "filing an insurance claim." 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1688 This is not as corny as you think 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1689 Redrum. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1690 Maybe I am a dull boy, but I have to keep publishing if I’m going to get tenure. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1691 he's just in it for the corn. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1692 Yes, as a matter of fact I did see The Shining. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1693 Psilocybin is the next maze. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1694 I also though she just froze in there… but then I realized she is actually waiting for an Uber. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1695 It's a new kind of maize. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1696 By making the maze so easy, I trained him make his way out backwards. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1697 Mini maize. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1698 It was either this or a really big rat. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1699 Everything points to you being a smart-ass. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
1700 This rat is A-Maze-ing. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1701 It was more difficult to genetically modify the mini corn, than it was to add some IQ to the mouse. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1702 It's amazing. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1703 One blind mouse. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
1704 He hasn't moved for two hours. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
1705 If he gets out of this one, the GOP may run him in the Primary 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1706 No matter how fast it solves the maze, it’s still a rat! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1707 We're not timing it, we're just seeing how he reacts to really tiny corn stalks. 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
1708 No one has beat my time yet 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1709 They're Nebraskan Rats 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1710 Sometimes a maze is just a maze. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1711 If you build it with cheese in the middle, he will come . 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1712 It's just a scale model, but when we full-size this for October, I think people are going to love the huge rat. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1713 You’re next 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
1714 The upgrade was in their contract. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
1715 Just a few more of these corn maze things and then I promise we'll fix your mouth. 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
1716 There’s a kernel of truth at the end 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1717 You see he’s a city mouse , not a country mouse 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
1718 He’s from Missouri. 1.2000 0.03831 110 88 22 0
1719 I told you this experiment is a little corny. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1720 Apparently, corn mazes require agricultural worker union certification. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
1721 We want to see if he can rat out the children 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1722 Take away the goal posts and the maze goes away. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1723 Were testing to see it is smart enough to realize it is surrounded by food and doesn't need to go through the maze. If it isn't smart enough, just mark down "Democ Rat" 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
1724 Cheese doesn’t work anymore. We’re trying Bitcoin now. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1725 He paid me ten bucks. I think we’re finally ready for human trials. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1726 Lets see if this one will blame the aliens 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
1727 It's waiting to hear from its other half who got a head start. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1728 I guess we should have put the trap at the end of the maze. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1729 The gas lobbyists said we didn’t need another grant for the lab, but that’s fine. We’ve got corn subsidies and a new rat infestation on our side that are guaranteed to get us the numbers we need to encourage teens to carpool. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1730 It's the best use of baby corn we've discovered so far. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
1731 Most mouse maze jokes are cheesy. This one is corny. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1732 Our grant requires that we “test mice in a maize”. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1733 The results are in: I love you. 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
1734 For the next maze design, let's skip Perkins from Iowa. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1735 We miniaturized corn for this?! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1736 The Maize Experiment is a lot like corn itself: in one end, out the other. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1737 We’re testing for the effects of seasonal depression 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1738 They’re more enthusiastic about it in autumn. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
1739 She got hungry… 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1740 He’s a fan of “The Shining.” 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
1741 And after the experiments, I can sell it for $8.50 a bushel. 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
1742 We replaced that gorgonzola he's used to with a Jarlsberg. I'm not sure he even knows there's cheese in there. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1743 Seriously? Another idea from “The Shining”? 1.1982 0.04927 111 95 10 6
1744 Last time we found him vaping in a corner and whining about our return to work policy. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1745 The "eat as you go" approach gives them more incentive to finish now. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1746 I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our second date! 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
1747 He thinks he’s a hedgehog. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
1748 In my defense, I genuinely believed the “lab” in “lab rat” was short for labyrinth 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
1749 I could really go for a Pumpkin latte right about now. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1750 We had to pay a fortune for the miniature corn. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1751 We’ve discovered that he is less of a lingerer and more of a dilly-dallier 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1752 It's not just the corn that's genetically engineered 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1753 Other than the rat problem, it’s a pretty fantastic maze. 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
1754 We were just testing whether the rat would eat this genetically modified corn. Eating it into a maze was an idea he brought with him from Janzen's lab. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
1755 It’ll be a tale of mysterious turns, adventurous attempts, and perhaps successful love at the end…not unlike our date tonight I hope? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1756 Why is it coming out backward ? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
1757 It's a dead end....A Dead End! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1758 Why is he staring at me? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
1759 ‘“It was the only way to get him to stop working from home.” 1.1979 0.05465 96 83 7 6
1760 We thought he'd be more into it if it seemed like he was on vacation. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1761 Instead of cheese, we promised to cancel their student loan debt 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
1762 Why isn’t he moving? Apparently, entering a maze made from cannabis plants causes a rat to go night night.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.1979 0.05465 96 83 7 6
1763 I call her Mrs. Mazel. And, yes, either pronunciation works. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
1764 Results are better when you put the food at the other end. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1765 He insists on organic. 1.1978 0.05682 91 79 6 6
1766 I think the Miniature Maize Mouse Maze might surpass Chia Pets as a desperation gift ... 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1767 We tried out a full scale version on a group of new hires,and after four hours we had to send in the mouse to lead them out. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1768 All of our mazes are 100% certified organic. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1769 He must be waiting on the non-GMO certification. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1770 This is cutting hedge technology. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1771 They're marijuana plants and the reward at the end of the maze is a bong and matches. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1772 We typically put them in costume for Halloween as well 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1773 Biden wants to know the results. If the mouse solves the maze, inflation for another six months; if the mouse dead ends, so does the world. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1774 I didn't know if they said "maze" or "maize" so I'm covered either way with this. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1775 Corn subsidies... do you want the funding or not 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
1776 Be honest: is this GMO maze corny? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1777 I told you she could do it backwards 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1778 ....get set...GO! Flick his tail!!! 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
1779 It's not going well--they just eat their way out 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1780 If she finds her way out, she'll get a hay ride and cider. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
1781 He’s found new paths we didn’t know existed. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1782 He's a regular. Comes once a week for carryout. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
1783 None of them will move without butter. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
1784 His past performance record indicates he has a-maize-ing potential. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1785 B.F. Skinner wrote that if I stand here with my clipboard they'll think I'm onto something and will keep paying my salary. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1786 Another millennial mouse we can't seem to motivate. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1787 This may sound corny, but maybe I'm amazed at your lil maize maze, Maisey. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1788 Occasionally, some few will refuse to even try entering The New Yorker maze contest. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1789 …then he goes through the mini haunted house 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
1790 Make love to me! 1.1975 0.06191 81 71 4 6
1791 No cheese. Halloween candy. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1792 Do you think he knows we’re watching? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1793 He's been foraging then making his own tortilla chips. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1794 Turns out a rat’s sense of humor is more corny than cheesy. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1795 He wants to talk hedge fund before he takes another step. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1796 It’s a Midwestern rat 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
1797 And we're using organic cheese now too. 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
1798 I'm hoping the rat will meditate upon the confusion of existence. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1799 I think he’s on to us with this maze thing. He’s been there for two days now. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1800 Do you think we can make a quick TikTok of this rat race? 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
1801 You gave them their breakfast right? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1802 He's and extreme leftist...so he will never make it out 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1803 Okay... Time to bring in the Cat 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1804 This one will do anything for pumpkin spice lattes and hay rides. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1805 He smells a rat. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1806 You have to keep encouraging Mo. He gets paralyzed by existential crises in the middle of the maze and won’t bother to come out. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1807 It's a maize maze 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1808 The corn is normal and we are giant 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1809 Did you remember the cheese? 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
1810 Is he aware FASTEST time wins? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1811 The question is, are GMO giant rats a danger to GMO miniature corn? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1812 Turns out narwhals are really good at mazes. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
1813 Apparently they're going in a different direction with the hedge fund manager training program. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1814 He did better with the Cannabis maze. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1815 The first test was to see if he'd even come back to the office. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1816 It’s becoming clear that this species of mouse is unwilling to be part of such a feeble pun. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1817 We’re trying to determine if mice can recognize puns. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
1818 The rats are from Iowa. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1819 It seemed such a shame to leave all that land unplanted. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1820 Perhaps we should forgo the maze and skip right to the haunted hayride? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1821 When they come out, they get a Swedish meatball. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1822 American Farm Bureau Federation funding.... 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1823 They're getting smarter. Not one of them got lost in this maze. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1824 The bonsai corn was tricky but we get extra funding from the USDA. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1825 Good news: he found the mouth. Bad news: not your mouth. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1826 Chocolate ganache with a molten cheesecake interior 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1827 You say your previous job was with a hedge fund. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1828 “Yesterday he came out with a 20 percent-off coupon from IKEA.” 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1829 Get the watering can! He's doing a rain dance. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1830 Don’t tell anyone, but that spent the whole grant on breeding that teeny tiny corn 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1831 Its Fall so I thought I'd spice it up 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1832 He's trained to find a little, tiny Kevin Costner. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1833 We want to see how it takes before the rat discovers that there is no reward at the end of this pointless activity! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
1834 THEY” use baby-corn 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1835 This is our seasonal maze, "Fall Harvest." 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1836 Well, I had to do SOMETHING with all this tiny corn. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1837 He's not making any progress but he is gaining weight. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1838 Achieving the goal becomes less important when he discovers he can make whiskey. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1839 It’s a Country Mouse. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1840 I said maze not maize. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1841 We are testing how long it will resist the temptation 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1842 Watch her blaze through our amazing maize maze unfazed! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1843 And as you can see here, we like to encourage all our test subjects to find the solution organically. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1844 The punster scientist: Amazing, isn't he? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1845 Uh, not what I meant when I said make it amazing 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1846 We're preparing to release him into the wild. 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
1847 He realized the old life he was racing was not sustainable. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1848 It’s not the cheese we’re running low on; it’s our vintage cabernet. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1849 Lab Animals United demanded a greener work environment 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1850 So, I won the grant for the little maize maze. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
1851 Btw, Dr. Palavia, did you know you are missing your mouth? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1852 It's not your grandfather's rat race. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1853 There's a baseball field at the exit. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1854 He's not slow, he's just admiring the agriculture. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1855 100$ bucks if this one don’t say”here’s johnny at the end” 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
1856 Wait 'til he finds out we raised the admission price. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1857 To eat or exit, that is their question 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1858 But I haven’t even shot the gun yet. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1859 First finding is that he is very indecisive. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1860 Should we tell her that there is no exit from this rat race 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1861 He's done it so often, he can do it backwards. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1862 It's like navagating jr. high school! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1863 Turns out the mouse to corn size ratio is critical 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1864 They´ve told us the experience seems more real this way 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
1865 Looks like there's a rat in the maize. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1866 Turns out rats aren’t good at mazes, they just want to eat the corn 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1867 No, Linda, I said it is "a mazeing mouse," not "an amazing mouse." 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1868 He prefers to be referred to as "research rodent". 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
1869 He seems most confused by being in a maze of maize. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1870 Will he find the exit before he's too fat to walk? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1871 The rats do fine - the farmers not so much 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1872 I know. But this way 98% find the exit and we make it past the FDA requirements. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
1873 A challenging maze within the maize is just the first phase of many days of what could be a passing craze and the rat is okay by the way. Designed by the fed. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
1874 He says he wants to know if we’ve been vaccinated. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
1875 We call this fella Theseus. Place your thumb on his tail and watch what happens... 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1876 They told me I needed to make this test more “fair” 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
1877 This one’s dealing with commitment issues. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1878 Next time let’s try it after he had lunch. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1879 There’s a gin and tonic at the end 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1880 I'm testing whether a rat who designed the maze remembers it. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1881 This one has contempt for both the choices and the cheese. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1882 He's never going to find his way out of this one. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1883 The movie title for this will be ‘The Fast and the Furriest.’ 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1884 You know, I hope he doesn’t find this to corny 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
1885 Now he can start on the mouse sized popcorn! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1886 Fuck the maze. Where's your mouth?! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1887 Stephen King suggested it. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1888 It's a test to help improve finding your car at a shopping mall! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1889 For 84.1% of mice it's a walk in the park. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1890 he says he wont participate unless his student debt is forgiven 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1891 He's been that way since we told him the prize was a trip to Mar-a-Lago 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1892 This may take a while. It's her first maize maze. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1893 Who’s going to believe a rat over us. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1894 No Helen, it’s, “On your MOUSE. Set. Go.” 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1895 Hopefully he will find your mouth in there. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
1896 We’re sending her in to help us locate the nest the others made somewhere in there. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
1897 We are only interested in whether "all work and no play" makes Jack a dull rat 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1898 I do believe we've finally invented the better mousetrap! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
1899 She's done it so many times she can do it backwards 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1900 One variable we overlooked is the rodent’s tendency to simply scurry through the walls of vegetation. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
1901 Millennial rat. He got this gold star just for attending. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
1902 She wants you to follow her in. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
1903 He's been hesitant ever since I installed the toll booth. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1904 Trust me.. this works way better than that Pavlov thing 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
1905 Not many people know where baby corn comes from. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
1906 Do we mark it successful if it backs its way out? 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
1907 He refuses to ask for directions ! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1908 Were you watching ‘Field of Dreams’ again? 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1909 This mouse has been given human brain cells. We want to see how it reacts when it figures out there is no way out. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1910 It took a long time to find the minature corn to create the maze. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1911 The state fair’s in New York City this year. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1912 The subject tested well on the hayride and haunted house. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1913 The real maze is crypto currency, Susan. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1914 A maze, is amaze,is a maze! 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1915 Same layout as in The Shining. That's my favorite movie ever, you know. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
1916 Okay. Go ahead and reach out to your contact at the University of Iowa." 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1917 You seem "speechless". 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1918 Part of the test is to resist the temptation to snack. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1919 IKEA pays for all of our research… 1.1918 0.06368 73 64 4 5
1920 It's time for harvest and we couldn't be happier 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
1921 Our best results come during Halloween. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1922 For this experiment, I redesigned the rat maize. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1923 Okay, now put in the tiny axe murderer. 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
1924 Looks corny to me. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1925 You remembered to the snake out of the maze, right? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1926 Used to be they would race through it for cheese. Now they all want remote work,paid vacation and a wellness program. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1927 Stage fright! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1928 free-range rat assays 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
1929 This is as far as they get before eating the corn. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1930 Maybe the reward should be cheese, not butter. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1931 Bonus points if he yells "here's Johnny!" 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1932 We’ll see how long it takes him to find the polling station. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
1933 I don't see the issue. You asked for a maize. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1934 Iowa State sure has specific research criteria huh? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1935 Forget the lab rat where’s your mouth?! 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
1936 When we used a real corn field, not only did we lose all the rats, but also two grad assistants. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
1937 If he goes right, Trump is reelected. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1938 It's particularly interesting as his brother designed it. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1939 This test was designed by Stephen King, apparently. 1.1905 0.05081 105 91 8 6
1940 We call it a maize maze. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
1941 He’s a slow starter, but his acceleration is off the charts. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
1942 We received a grant to study what happens in a house with a teen going through a porn phase. We pretended to mishear. We’re studying a mouse in between the walls of a corn maze. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
1943 Our studies show the mice believe they’ve become giant in the maze. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
1944 It's called Van Gough Syndrome. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1945 This hedge maze you grew is so much nicer than the old wooden one! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
1946 Our latest breakthrough is miniature cornstalks! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
1947 The virtual maze is going to take all the fun out of this. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
1948 I think he's testing my patience! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1949 It helps the Midwestern mice feel more at home. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
1950 You have to to say ….,on your mark, get set, go!…to him to run the maze 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1951 This study is to see how far he gets with the mini-hedge trimmer. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1952 Oh, the rat was from Iowa... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1953 Don’t bother to tip! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1954 My mistake—I didn't proofread the order. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1955 Clearly, we ended up going with non-GMO corn. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1956 We’re measuring their threshold for spookiness. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
1957 The mice keep ending up in Wisconsin. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
1958 Let’s hold off on any conclusions till we see how he does at Santa’s Village. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
1959 He can't see the forest for the cheese. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1960 His end is nearer 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
1961 It's progress. Last month he only went in up to his ears. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
1962 We time them to see how long it takes to figure out how small the kernels are. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1963 No matter what path they choose, it leads to their field of dreams. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
1964 He's working through lunch. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1965 We used to use gerbils but they kept eating the hedge. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
1966 It's so we can apply for the eco friendly grant, too. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1967 We discovered that building this maze increased graduate students’ stress levels by 68%. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1968 Since when is there an “i” in maze? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
1969 I'm amazed that the seedlings grew in this formation. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
1970 Despite all your maize, he is still just a rat in a maze. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
1971 He won't go in because someone cut the cheese budget. 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
1972 The test group’s is identical to this one besides being haunted. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
1973 This will be amazing. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1974 I figured, why not have a little fun while growing those little corns for Asian restaurants? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1975 Let’s get lost. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1976 That's one a-maized rat 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
1977 They threatened to strike without better working conditions. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1978 We have decided to adopt the "everyone gets a trophy" approach. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
1979 Our first rodent to exit backwards. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
1980 Before we shrink, consider how easy this one looks. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
1981 One wrong turn leads to another mouse in a hockey mask. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1982 The mouse is a GMO. Corn is actual size. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1983 We still got the funding, without having the maze read, “Monsanto”, so I see it as a win! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1984 If he waits any longer to decide to run, we may have to chose another rat. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1985 Let’s see how well she navigates the maize. 1.1887 0.05036 106 92 8 6
1986 We’ve got a hay ride and a pumpkin carving station for them too! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1987 He found the magic mushrooms. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
1988 The miniture corn makes it feel like he is still working from home. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
1989 This one, we hope, can navigate the jokes. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
1990 This test is designed specifically to waste your tax dollars. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
1991 My study evaluates the safety of GMOs. Who will survive: hyperintelligent mice or carnivorous corn mazes? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
1992 Where did you think those tiny spears of pickled corn came from? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
1993 Sorry about your mouth. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
1994 Now in this experiment we are studying seasonal-affective disorsder 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
1995 We're measuring how long they can hold out before they turn on their GPS. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
1996 It was either this or a race. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
1997 I swear, just before it lay down I heard it squeak 'I can't even'. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
1998 She seems to go slower when her mother in law is waiting at the end. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
1999 We had to make our experiment with miniature corn fun. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2000 Wait till they legalize cannabis, then it will be real fun!!! 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2001 After I let the mouse dress as a rat for Halloween, it seemed wrong not to go all the way. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2002 This is a scaled down version of the one I got lost in this past fall. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2003 If he does it quickly we still have time for a hay ride. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2004 It's called a marijuana maze. Even if the mice can't find their way out, they're happy 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2005 I told him his old girlfriend is in there somewhere 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2006 I get off on this shit. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
2007 Algernon is incredible, he eats his way straight through. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2008 This one will tell us if he's from a red or blue state. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2009 He's always threatened to back out." 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2010 So much for going green! Replaced plastic with miracle miniature corn - Forgot it was food. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2011 It took him only three meals to create that maze. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2012 Why yes, I did grow up on a farm, how did you know? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2013 Yes another New York maze caption in under a year .. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2014 My design. I'm from Iowa. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2015 He's a big fan of Stephen King. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2016 Could this one be amaizeing? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2017 We tried to get a Minotaur. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2018 Mice try harder when there is a cat right behind them. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2019 They're complaining there isn't enough cheese to be worth the effort. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2020 I hope this one doesn't eat the corn. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2021 He's eating it. That's a thing we creatures with mouths do. 1.1868 0.05615 91 80 5 6
2022 On strike, thinks it's in Amazon. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2023 We had to make some adjustments after the last shipment of field mice. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2024 How do we get out of this one? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2025 He's stuck between a maze & a hard place. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2026 If he gets lost he'll call the piped piper. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2027 I dunno. If it nibbles its way out, is it proof of a higher intelligence, or just the munchies? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2028 We call this one “Mouse Hunters” the smart ones always find a house at the end. We help them move, give them a little cocktail party…you know 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2029 Doing the hay ride first seems to disorient them. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2030 I don't know what i'm looking for, I'm putting my hopes on him. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2031 So, when you mentioned watching, ‘The A-maze-ing Race’ tonight: I wasn’t quite imagining this. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2032 Roscoe here has his own YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. He flys to Paris next week as a brand rep for Lancôme. 1.1867 0.06491 75 67 2 6
2033 The mouse goes around in circles, realises he’s stuck then dies disappointed. We call it the maze of life. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2034 All right Doctor, you’re up next. Let’s see if you can beat Mickey’s time. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2035 You know he's only in it for the cheese. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2036 I got the idea after watching "The Shining." 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2037 Go get Dr. Stone, two sticks of butter, and some salt. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2038 I know. This experiment is corny. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2039 We blew our research budget on the maze, but maybe we can publish our findings on the cost of a bad maize pun? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2040 Apparently, they always wait for it to pop. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2041 The liberal rats always go left. The conservatives go right. The centrists can’t get started 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2042 The corn is as high as a lab rat’s eye. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2043 I don't get it. Ever since we defunded the cheese, he just sits there and won't go through the maze. It is like he lacks incentive or motivation. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2044 The experiment calls for garden-variety rodents. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2045 He’s the Tetris champion. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2046 The white mice seem to love it. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2047 Don't you think the maze test is a little corny? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2048 What time are we showing them The Shining? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2049 I'll admit it was hard to replicate this at home, but not impossible. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2050 Well ok. But I draw the line at corn cannons. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
2051 It's an amazing trap. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
2052 It's just the Placebo effect. I mean, who here doesn't expect him to do better than Tom? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2053 The only way out is to eat enough corn to see through the stalks 1.1856 0.05351 97 85 6 6
2054 I said we'd need a small maze. Not small maize. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2055 Yesterday, I got them to say "here's Johnny! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2056 this time i put my iphone at the end instead of cheese so maybe he’ll be more motivated 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2057 If he gets to the end we’ll let him use his phone for an extra hour each day. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2058 Yes, he does seem unmotivated. Got get Pussy. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2059 Maybe if he had a flannel shirt and a donut he’d be more into it. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2060 The British mice prefer this type of maze. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2061 Go left? Go right? Who’s to say? I’ll have final results in November 2024. 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
2062 Congress requires us to provide them with tiny packets of salt and butter. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2063 He won't go in without a mask. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2064 Do you like my mouse maize maze? 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
2065 We usually wait until October for this one. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2066 Maze in a maze? Amazing! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2067 He says he's not going in until we open the box with the cat in it. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2068 We tried first with humans but they took selfies thinking it was an alien movie campaign instead of a maze. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2069 We closed our funding gap through entrance fees alone! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2070 A maze of maize, that should confuse them. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2071 Once he gets a whiff of the cheese at the other end he'll be off to the races. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2072 Now this mouse can tell it’s cheddar from it’s Gouda. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2073 This one likes corn more than cheese. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2074 Lets see if he gets half way, gives up and then starts crying. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2075 Sadly, the last three rats just chewed their way out. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2076 This morning I found a copy of 'Animal Farm' in one of the rat cages -- now this guy's refusing to enter the maze. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2077 I guess you were right about mice being allergic to corn. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2078 Maybe we should have made it out something other than mini corn. He'll never make it through in a timely manner. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2079 It's not gonna work. Male mice never find the cheese-spot. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2080 We put our extra research funding towards fancier mazes 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2081 This Google Maps test is funded by Big Oil and Gas. . 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2082 The moon-walking, of course, we were not expecting. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2083 We've been making the workplace more fun for our subjects. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2084 We're finding millennial mice prefer the gig economy over going back to the workplace. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2085 A-maize-ing, don’t you think? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2086 He's already aced soybean futures, let's see what he does with corn! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2087 He keeps trying, but he has no sense of direction! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2088 Good job procuring the Hamptons mouse. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2089 This measures a different kind of intelligence...they eat their way through. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2090 On the one hand they are finishing faster, but on the other they're refusing to wear pants again 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2091 Hmm, the others made it halfway before they died of boredom. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2092 We need to train them to use hedge clippers. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2093 So, is that thing a rat or a carrot? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2094 We expect him to do well, all nine of his friends call him "Shoeless!" 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2095 It will be a shock when he runs into the crouching cat. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2096 Pointless ? Absolutely. But that grant from Iowa is too juicy to pass up. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2097 Training them to do the jump scares was the hardest part…and don’t get me started on the costumes. And the make up! Oh Christ. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2098 It's a scale model of one we built for people with MAGA hats. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2099 Sure you miss Theranos, but this could change the corn maze world. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2100 No more crop circles. We graduated to crop mazes. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
2101 The key to reducing inflation. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2102 Well, I guess this is one use for our miniature corn… 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2103 I told you the dosage was probably too high 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2104 If you think this is festive, later we're euthanizing a chimp with a pumpkin. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2105 Walking backward is sly but doesn't count. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2106 You have to admit it's pretty a-maizing. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2107 This may take a while. Let's get some tiny popcorn! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2108 This one’s a nihilist. Just doesn’t care. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2109 And at the finish line, they get cider donuts! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2110 He doesn't run round the maze until you fire a starting pistol. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2111 Alright -- Let's try our most popular rat this time. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2112 We've named him Jack Nicholson 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2113 It's important you note the entire rat did NOT enter the maze. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2114 It might sound corny but it's true; if you build it, they will come. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2115 How about if he finds the cheese, then we go out for dinner? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2116 This one's not a fan of low sodium cheese. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2117 He prefers to play online bridge. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2118 I gave this one a map so we can get to the Rave on time 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2119 We’re hoping she’ll find cure for Covid. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2120 We wanted to study problem solving under stress, so we added a rat with a chainsaw. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2121 I couldn’t get off on Halloween.” 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2122 WD-40 is like duct tape. It fixes almost anything in the laboratory. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2123 It was the result of a salt and battery. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2124 My other doctorate is in visual puns. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2125 We are testing to see how quickly he figures out the yoga poses. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2126 No need to set the timer. He’s just a snack for the Minotaur. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2127 It's a grant from the University of Iowa. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2128 What? Is it not short for labyrinth mouse? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2129 Oh, he’s not interested in the maze, it’s all about the corn. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2130 A maize maze! Get it? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2131 ...The Kubrik factor will make a difference... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2132 This is our final trial of maps to be embedded in brains. 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
2133 This is the last resort in the search for Trump’s brain 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2134 He won't go in until we give him a finished basement 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2135 We lost one yesterday. He’s the rescue mouse. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2136 This parterre is the work of the French mice. Very sophisticated. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2137 I have them certify they're not a bot. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2138 I let him start out easy. That's where I put the cheese. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2139 They said recreating the final scene of 'The Shining' with rats was impossible, but here we are. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2140 This one was given a spool of thread. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2141 I found their book on crop circles. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2142 I'm not sure this is what the mayor had in mind. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2143 He liked the sirloin maze better. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2144 Not only does the marijuana make them slower but they're now eating the maze. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2145 no chance he makes it, I got lost in one of these for hours 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2146 Cardboard mazes lack ecological validity. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2147 We had high hopes when he planted the maze but he gets lost in it every time. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2148 Doris, your Maze Cake would have one first prize if you just would have left out the mouse. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2149 You know he can't go back.. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2150 I'm not sure a "corn maze" was a good idea. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2151 It's something called a Trump mouse and he never makes it to the end. 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2152 And if he backs out, I just write down: seeking alternate labyrinth. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2153 I know what happens 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2154 This is why we don’t use pesticides, Carla! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2155 Hopefully he’ll stop to smell the roses. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2156 If you are impressed by this, you should see our bare bear experiment. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2157 We run the trials with and without the effects of pumpkin spice lattes. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2158 Now let’s see how she reacts to the Minotaur 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2159 This one's the winner. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2160 OK, try not to lose this one. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2161 In this phase of the trial, we are gauging the reaction to the miniature scare crow. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2162 I think she's planning to eat her way through it. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2163 It’s GMO mini corn. He thinks it’s a trap. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2164 Reverse generally takes a tad longer. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2165 With covid vaccines winding down, we’re back to the rat race. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2166 Apparently he likes the miniature corn better than the cheese at the end 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2167 We've got bets on all the mazes, but we're...you know. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2168 Aging is relentless, sometimes I also forget my way home! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2169 We're looking for one who can figure out that it's spelled m-a-i-z-e. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2170 I know it’s locally sourced. It’s also very distracting. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2171 You're right, the corn isn't as high as an elephant's eye, but it's certainly eye level for our rat. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2172 Texas Chainsaw Mouse-acre. What do you think? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2173 Next let's take a look at the regular size corn maze with the giant rat. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2174 Mice can easily digest maize. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2175 It's like passing gun control legislation. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2176 ggggggggggggggggggg 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2177 Or we could grab some mozzarella sticks. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2178 We're eager to begin human trials come October. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2179 …then he’ll go through the tiny Haunted House. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2180 It was either this or make the rat really big. 1.1795 0.05981 78 69 4 5
2181 My first reaction is to mark you off for lack of a mouth. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2182 They're hiding Easter eggs, what the hell does that mean? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2183 But the really smart ones just stay in there and eat corn. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2184 If you build it, they will come…eventually 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2185 Next up is a hay ride, followed by an analysis of his pumpkin selection and carving ability. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2186 One day he’ll take my place 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2187 The cheese is actually a portkey that leads to Volde-mouse. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2188 He's not ready for the rat race! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2189 Or are they just smart enough to chew their way out? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2190 We're studying how to relieve urban overcrowding. This helps us know if they can find their way around the suburbs. If they are able, we'll give them free travel vouchers to leave the city. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2191 He grew this mini corn himself, cultivated it and everything, then he made a maze out of it, Janet! I haven’t been able to solve the maze yet but I’m getting close. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2192 He had to transfer at Grand Central, so he’s confused. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2193 The real breakthrough was unlocking the corn miniaturization process. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2194 Lowered stress and a sense of empowerment increases performance. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2195 If he finishes quickly, we can get a lot more for the drug 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2196 There's candy corn at the center. Doubles their speed. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2197 A plant-based cheese at the other end… FDA regulations. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2198 If he gets through this one, a grocery store'll be no problem. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2199 We'll see how much corn a rat can eat to find his way out! 1.1789 0.05391 95 84 5 6
2200 He’s just stuck at Homeland Security. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2201 When he reaches the end, the sensors will measure his disappointment that the cheese is both low-fat and dairy-free. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2202 The trouble is he keeps eating his prize tickets. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2203 He actually prefers it in there. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2204 Let's see how he reacts when he sees the Jack Nicholson bobblehead. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2205 Let's see if he runs away when he discovers the cheese is pumpkin-spiced. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2206 This test will prove, that rats either have an instinctual sense of direction, or an innate appreciation for gardening. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2207 We didn’t creat the maze, he did! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2208 Superstrain, 9.7 seconds backwards! 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2209 He said he just wanted a tour, but he's spent an hour photographing the stairs. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2210 This isn't this rat's first rodeo. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2211 This Rat Maize is revolutionary! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2212 We won the grant BECAUSE OF the autocorrect error. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2213 Phase two: The Maize ... 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2214 you never cease to a "maze" me! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2215 On turn 3 we will introduce the element of fire. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2216 I'm a "mazed" he can do this. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2217 You know what they say: The thirty-seventh time's the charm." 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2218 C'mon, Remy -- that corn is no more genetically modified than you are. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2219 Our suburban subjects feel more comfortable. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2220 They insisted on a sustainable work space 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2221 Don't know how he did it, but this eyeless fetal narwhal managed to make it through the corn maze, Jan-JANICE OHMIGOD YOU'VE GOT NO MOUTH OR RIGHT HAND WHAT IS HAPPENING?! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2222 This one is seeing his time while on Speed. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2223 He escaped from Psych Research and simply destroyed your mini corn crop. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2224 We discovered that mice only show interest in corn mazes during the fall. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2225 He believes it’s a journey to be experienced, not a destination to be reached. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2226 I’m not saying it was aliens, but…. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2227 It's that mini stir-fry corn 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2228 You may just call it Rudy Giuliani 1.1778 0.05377 90 79 6 5
2229 She refuses to start until we can confirm that the cheese is grass-fed, rBST-free, and a well-ripened camembert. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2230 it's part of my nature versus nurture experiment 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2231 Our arborist was here... 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2232 I fashioned the maze after the one from the Shining. For some reason, the rats that do make it out act a little crazy. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2233 Reenacting Pence's run from Trump's mob in the Capitol. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2234 They decided to experiment after "No Mow May" 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2235 This is your solution to our mouse problem? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2236 I am writing down the 'Come on, Theseus' shout-out as a potential bias 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2237 Figured we'd put your tiny corn project to good use. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
2238 If they can successfully navigate the corn maze, they get a ticket for a hay ride 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
2239 Supply chain issues... 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2240 The test is getting to the end before it eats the maize 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2241 Ignore the rat and the corn maze. What are you doing later tonight? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2242 If they reshape it into a swastika we'll know they are fascist mice. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2243 We're rethinking the maze analysis. Yesterday he ate the hedges and went straight to the cheese. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2244 It just stops. It’s afraid of the pumpkin figures. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2245 Well, it’s more of a rat maze than a rat race. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2246 I've found height is a great advantage. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2247 I think we lost our mice in the maze 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2248 They want to call it the 'Maize Maze', but I think it's a little corny. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2249 Can you believe it took us nearly 10 years to grown 3 inch tall corn? 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2250 (I wish I had a mouth, she thought) 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2251 Biden's using him to find more gas. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2252 If he makes it through, we'll next test his tolerance for pumpkins and mums. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2253 It's a lot like our rat race --- lots of scurrying but not much 'there' there" 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2254 We were planning to study Minotaur intelligence, but could not find any small enough to raise in the lab... 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2255 He ran it backwards backwards." 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2256 This maze tests horror movie tropes. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2257 I was never good at mazes. These guys are pretty good, though. 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
2258 we want to test how committed they are to offset their carbon footprint 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2259 Next time try putting the cheese closer to the exit. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2260 It's good for him to get away from the rat race every once in awhile. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2261 He's a vegan. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2262 His deceased father is waiting at the exit. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2263 You have to lose oneself,to find oneself. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2264 I find myself asking, which of us is the lab rat? 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
2265 Hmmm,to do the maze or Pivot ? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2266 I can see why you're speechless about this experiment." 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2267 His hindsight is so good, he completed the maze backwards. 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
2268 Well...I thought so too; until he started looking both ways. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2269 So let's see how well that "tear-free" shampoo really holds up, shall we? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2270 Wow, it’s truly aMAZing, Doug 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2271 This looks like shit 1.1765 0.04869 119 106 5 8
2272 Feel free to pass gas anytime. But remember to say... "I smell a rat." 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
2273 Next time, get one who already ate. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2274 Is it 'maze' or 'maize'? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2275 It started as a zen garden, but work managed to creep in as usual. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2276 It's trialling a new IRS system for tax refunds. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2277 This way we’re collecting data for both the neuroscientists and the farmers’ guild. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2278 We’re trying to determine whether he’s actually interested in the cider at the end. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2279 Ahh, yes. Thoughtful. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2280 Wait until the scarecrow pops out at the second bend. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2281 I put $100 on twenty minutes. Are you in? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2282 He refuses to enter the maze until we tell him the hypothesis of the research 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2283 She’s checking to see if she should put her mask on before going in. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2284 Not good. Took him 5 minutes to find the entrance. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2285 The music helped. He moonwalked through the entire puzzle in half the time. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2286 The shorter path ends in a hayride and the longer one ends in a haunted house. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2287 If he makes it through this, he automatically qualifies for the haunted house trials. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2288 In financial circles they call it 'Hedge Fun(d)' but it's really a rat race 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2289 The wishbone design was his idea. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2290 I call this the Maze of Dreams. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2291 Well, Eileen, at least the rats appreciate my corny sense of humour. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
2292 Life-sized corn was too expensive. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2293 You think it'll follow the path or just eat straight through? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2294 You say maze, I say maize. Potato Potato. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2295 He's a slow starter after a weekend of drinking and smoking 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2296 This one is our a maze zing rat. 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
2297 It did kill a cat, but will it a rat? 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2298 Wow! Rats Amaizing! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2299 The test is to see if he can defeat the tiny minotaur we put in 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2300 The goal of this experiment was to occupy my time and distract from the crushing loneliness I feel every day. The mouse doesn’t know pain; It just knows that the cheese will be at the end. This time, however, there is no cheese. He will know pain. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
2301 His SAT scores were a bit low, so …. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2302 Okay, get the hair dryer. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2303 I guess he’s not hungry. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2304 Rat got your mouth? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2305 She'll do well; she isn't called amazing Grace for nothing." 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2306 We're testing to see if a mouze comes out of the maize. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
2307 We made this maze from maize. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2308 There's a mandatory waiting period prior to entry. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2309 What if he manages to just climb the wall? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2310 Have you tried holding down and scrolling left? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2311 I think you can look forward to enjoying your lab responsibilities as 73% of your predecessors this month gave positive reviews in their exit interviews. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2312 It's the first maize maze of its kind. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2313 We think there are real world applications for the miniature maize maze. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2314 He said,"If you build it, he will run." Then he laughed. 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
2315 He finished it in half the time most humans take with the same corn maze layout. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
2316 Don’t say, “Amazing”. It’s not as clever as you think. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
2317 The rat just stops and eats the maze so I got vodka chilling in some test tubes for us to make it through the week! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2318 It proves that, yes, my ideas are exhausting. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2319 They asked that their experience be optimized. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2320 The study was delayed five years while we developed these little corn stalks. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2321 Some of them do wonder about the hereafter…you know, that feeling you get when you walk into a room and then have to stop and ask yourself, like, “Now…what the heck did I come in here after?” 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2322 Don't you think the smaller ones are sufficient? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2323 Now let’s see why the field mouse really earned the name 1.1744 0.05534 86 76 5 5
2324 I told you, if you say “sale”or “free”, they really skedaddle! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2325 The record is 9.8 by Mickey. Mighty is trying to beat that. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2326 We decided to make the maze more interesting, but the lab rats keep eating it. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2327 . If she can solve our way out of the planet we are saved . 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2328 Next is the organic maize 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2329 So see it wouldn’t be fair if they paid you what I make… 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2330 It's our field of screams. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2331 Straight tails make tidy mazes. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2332 Not everyone knows that corn is gluten free. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2333 'And next week we shrink the mouse but not the corn" 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2334 It's been really displaying some excellent gardening skills. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2335 Corn plus mouse - mistake. 1.1739 0.05266 92 81 6 5
2336 As the smartest one in the study, she chews her way through. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2337 The best rat gets to run our new hedge fund. 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
2338 The path to knowledge seems to be littered with corn cobs. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2339 Our study will finally prove that the corn maze is just-for-fun and NOT about finding lost toddlers. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2340 Maze - get it. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2341 Nowadays they are genetically modified with GPS. Technically, it is no longer a maze for them. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2342 Next week they graduate to the corn maze. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2343 Given your budget this is the best investment property we can offer you. Only has the one tenant… 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2344 And you thought we wouldn't return to the basics. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2345 He so much wants to impress you 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2346 He may just eat his way through. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2347 With the cost of energy so high, it’s the only way we could afford to mine for Bitcoin. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2348 He’s only been grass-fed, so we’ll see 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2349 Actually he’s backing away—at the far end we have the scent of Steve Bannon. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2350 Next we're going to introduce them to an Autumn festival. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2351 This could take a while. He will only agree to enter the maze once a week for 30 minutes on the condition that we provide a daily cheeseboard and an exercise wheel to promote a healthier work-life balance. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2352 Amazing! The world’s first rat with lactose intolerance. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2353 He insists it's a woke maze. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2354 That old codger was right: I built it; they came. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2355 I think the maize/maze thing has him confused. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2356 White rats painfully equivocate. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2357 The rat got out of its cage last night and started fooling around in our grass research department. Quite amazing ! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2358 Personally, I don’t give a damn if he ever comes back. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2359 I know you're from Nebraska, but this is not what I meant. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2360 The research grant states that if/when he reaches the end, you’ll get your mouth back, so just nod if you’re in agreement. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2361 Notice his hesitation on entering. It's his first run since encountering the cat topiary. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2362 They add ethanol to everything nowadays. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2363 He's the only one willing to come in. The rest say if we won't let them do the maze from home, they'll find a lab that will. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2364 Instead of cheese, he’s looking for butter. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2365 It's our maze of dreams, built it and they will go. 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
2366 We're testing to see which corn maze we should use at our company Halloween party. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2367 If she/her’s/her figures it out in less than a minute, then she/her’s/her should be nominated for the Supreme Court. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2368 We are hoping this may help explain how he finds his way into our lab each day. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2369 She's smelling a rat I think. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2370 Sorry we had to take out the scarecrow, it was messing up our results. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2371 And test subject 957 can do it backwards! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2372 We'll see. The last guy had a higher IQ. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2373 They disappear before they can make it to the cheese. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2374 The next stage will be a life-sized replica. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2375 Who said if we build it, they will come? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2376 The maze is actually a perfect replica of my colon 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2377 I call this my skinner boxwood… 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2378 The pumpkin carving contest at the end is where they really shine. 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
2379 I tried it out myself and got nowhere. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2380 He wants a hint 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2381 She says she’s claustrophobic. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2382 Didn’t you say “maize”? 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2383 What else can we use a miniature corn maze for? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2384 Wait'll he sees I took Google maps off his phone. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2385 Remember, no heckling this time, Cheryl. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2386 It's a simple task that requires them to alternate their right & left choices if they want to get out. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2387 We are training him to beat the Indominus rex! 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2388 A better mousetrap? The data will point the way. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2389 Want to hear the Corny title I gave to this one? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2390 It’s a maze for eco friendly mice. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2391 Woman: “I thought Eugenics was unethical.” Man: Oh it is, but this labs got better snacks than the break room.” 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2392 Kangaroo Rats seem to do particularly well in the maze. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2393 Vegan mouse. Go figure. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2394 For some reason, the mice like this maize 92% more than any other. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2395 It's the illusion of escape that makes this experiment so exciting. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2396 They also like hay rides and bobbing for apples. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2397 The rodents from Nebraska do best 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2398 It seemed to me that you were meant for this job, Maizy 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2399 We're still working on the very tiny stupid people to populate the maze. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2400 Admittedly, the hedgerow aesthetic does not seem to improve performance, but we did find that the pruning had profound effects on our own well-being. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2401 How do I code this? He says he already completed the maze and wants his reward now. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2402 I want to see if they can comprehend right and left turn signals. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2403 I know there is a strong emphasis on user experience but I don’t think he’ll be able to tell the difference between this and a cardboard maze. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2404 I just love this field of study. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2405 Peers say I'm outstanding in my field. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2406 We’re still working out why the results are different in October. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2407 But what's the point of studying its brain patterns with all that weed to nibble on? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2408 I will need a different type of maze. they keep eating this one. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2409 He's bored. This maze is easy-peasy. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2410 Next step ...choose a safe word. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
2411 We had bring it into the 21st Century. The Morrow Plots at the University of Illinois were so 1867. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
2412 Do you think the alcohol treated mice will pass out or get to the exit for one last drink? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2413 He won’t go any further ever since her heard that Liz Cheney might be in there. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2414 Wait, I thought Sebastian has a corn allergy? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2415 Today's Wordle exhausted him. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2416 The experiment pays for itself. We sell the tiny corn to Chinese restaurants. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2417 Wouldn’t you love to get naked and run through a corn maze? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2418 The LSD usually kicks in somewhere between the hayride and pumpkin patch. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2419 I’ve got a microgreens side hustle. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2420 Due to increasing housing prices, we’ve had to downgrade to a smaller maze. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2421 Let's see if they know to stay right. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2422 Human trials start a month or so before Halloween. 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
2423 Even when they complete the maze they seem like they’re still in Kansas. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2424 We gave him CBD-infused pumpkin spiced hard seltzer. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2425 Anxiety disorder. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2426 After the corn maze, he gets to pick a pumpkin from the pumpkin patch. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2427 This is a new study. It's a rat in maize. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2428 The really smart ones just eat their way through the corn and escape out the back. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2429 Testing the no incentive, just curiosity behavior: I've been here for several hours and I need you to take over. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2430 I know it skews the results but I just can't stand to see any of them fail 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2431 What's the scale of the GM problem? Well...the problem is to scale. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2432 In conclusion , they could give a rats ass. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2433 It's been tough competing with the Pumkin Patch. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2434 I'm aroused. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2435 It's the Bridgerton edition. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2436 This test subject asked for Non GMO corn, we’ll have to start the test over again. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2437 She's from YALE, she'll make it through. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2438 If he eats the maze, he gets the cheese. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2439 I should have gone to med school. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2440 In this upgraded maze, it appears that mice find the exit 12 times faster than men find the clit 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
2441 She thinks we can't see her 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2442 He's English. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2443 I know, I know, Sandra, but he's smarter than he looks. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2444 We’ve been hearing rats tend to lean to the right 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2445 Don’t worry, it’s non-GMO corn. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2446 He's already batting .327. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2447 It’s meant to be confusing 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2448 Darn, he’s hedgitating 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2449 They never get very far trying to shuck those baby corns. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2450 This is the first-known case of a rodent creating topiary. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2451 This is Maze 51. It was created by aliens. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2452 Did the narwhal complete the maze? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2453 It lives if it makes it through the maze. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2454 then he said he rather fake he doesn’t know the way out to stay alive. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
2455 I'm also a prop comic. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2456 I’m up to three beers on my lunch break 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2457 Amazing, isn’t it? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2458 Heeeeeere's Johnny! 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2459 This one gave up his GPS. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2460 I knew Janet’s retirement party cake would prove useful! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2461 Mice have never been tested in a real maize before. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2462 They won't budge. They say they want to work remotely. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2463 M. Night Shyamalan sponsored this research. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2464 Which one did you bet on to win, the maze or the mouse? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2465 We decided to go with a maize this time. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2466 Tom’s waiting in the back in case things don’t pick up soon. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2467 I think he smells a rat. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2468 If they succeed, we take them on a mini hay ride. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2469 It helps us to understand how humans navigate streaming services. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2470 The surprising finding is 3 in 10 of these little guys don’t like pumpkin spice lattes. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2471 Well, I hope this one can find that cheese. I'm starving! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2472 We were successful in creating a self-sustaining,dual dependent food source for both vegans and carnivores 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2473 The question is do you really want to find your way out... 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2474 We probably should have waited until the corn was ready to harvest. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2475 He backed his way through it. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2476 For this case, the reward is a pumpkin spice latte. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2477 We thought the results would be better in a natural environment. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2478 We're going to see if he can find the pumpkin at the end of the maize. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2479 I bet he doesn’t know that there’s a trap in there 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2480 It's my little tribute to Stephen King. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2481 On to the next grant proposal. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2482 Like real life there’s no way out. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2483 It’s Stephen King inspired. I call it: ‘Mice of the Corn.’ 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2484 As you’ve no doubt surmised, Beatrice, this is no experiment. It’s a not-so-subtle allegory about the long and winding path to my heart. Please don’t call HR again. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2485 How’d you make tiny corn like that? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2486 Did I say hedge fund? I meant hedge farm. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2487 We do this every fall 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2488 This week we’re trying Brie 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2489 He's dead, Janice. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2490 Did Jack Nicholson's head scare him to death? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2491 So what did your rat do on his summer vacation? 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2492 Next time remember the pruning shears! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2493 I know that it's a trap, but they think it's a Fresh Air Fund trip to the country 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2494 We're testing our new maize variety. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2495 I'm calling it "Shining: The Squeakquel" 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2496 This one's our fastest baby narwhal. 1.1683 0.04889 101 89 7 5
2497 I just love the rustling of corn and the gnawing of stalks! 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2498 I told him that if he needed it, the WiFi password was maize-maze. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2499 If he was smart he would turn and leave. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2500 This could get interesting. My matches are gone! 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
2501 I have noted a distinct sense of resignation in an otherwise healthy rat. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2502 She's from the Midwest 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2503 Rats these days can no longer find their way to the cheese without GPS. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2504 Instead of a piece of cheese we've placed overpriced pumpkins at the end. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2505 The cheddar hologram may prove unfair. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2506 He doesn't make good time, but this is our first mouse to grow his own maze. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2507 We never should have shown him "The Shining." 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2508 Wait until we turn on the heat and get popcorn. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2509 When you have a litter of 12 you’d do anything to pay for their tuition too. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2510 test 42, the subject subject still hasn't commented on the Maize maze. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2511 It's a model of the 1040EZ 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2512 He’s back for another attempt to set our amazing race record. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2513 It's a great job until my cornstalk allergy kicks in. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2514 Now we’ll see if he can find his way or eat his way through. 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2515 Do you want to say "Go!" this time? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2516 He's on strike 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2517 We only use those with a corn allergy. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2518 If you can say 'Amazing maize mouse maze' three times fast, you've got the job. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2519 How are you around mice? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2520 Congressman Loudermilk has lots of photos and maps to get you through. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2521 Unfortunately your use of fetal corn may hurt our eligibility for future federal funding. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2522 I miss our pet store. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2523 It simulates navigating the aisles for herbal products. 1.1667 0.03594 132 112 18 2
2524 The Defense Department finally found a use for that mini crop program they were working on. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2525 You'll make a very good doctor; you didn't say 'Eek! a mouse.' 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2526 A rat in a maze is free to go anywhere, as long as it stays inside the maze. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2527 The animal subjects committee added a new criterion: "fun." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2528 Kudos on the labyrinth! The number of possible puns are endless." 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2529 We were going to build it out of cheese... 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
2530 It’s pretty tricky, it took my hand 22 minutes to finally get out.” From Mitch Poole Mt.Juliet, T 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2531 A maze made of maize. I crack myself up. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2532 Actually, we code unwillingness to commit as a sign of advanced evolution. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2533 That's the mouse version of giving us the finger. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2534 Did this experiment make you speechless or is it just because you have to mouth? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
2535 It's a corn maze filled with cream cheese . . . for his birthday. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2536 I call this one Steinway because he makes me stay tuned 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2537 We never found the last one. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2538 Come on Algernon, I know it's too easy but we need the baseline data. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2539 The transformation of this mouse into a maze is almost complete. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2540 So now we’ll see how being cut in half affects performance. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2541 I guess these guys won’t mind being stuck in the rat race? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2542 Impressive in the imagining, but a bit pedantic. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2543 I could not tell on the phone if you wanted maize or maze. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2544 Strangely half a mouse doesn’t perform half as well as a whole one. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2545 The baby corn shortage will be worth it. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2546 Ethanol or sweet corn? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2547 Now we wait and see how long it takes him to see the ghost of Shoeless Joe Jackson 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2548 Well I didn’t expect a rat to grow a field of corn either, Doctor, but here we are. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2549 . That's number 84. The maze is full. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2550 Due to a typo, they built us a 'maize.' 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2551 Be prepared to be amazed 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2552 Right or left, it really doesn't matter which way he goes, the outcome will be the same. We just want to judge him. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2553 Now you know why we developed the baby corn 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2554 If he doesn’t go in in 5 minutes, fancy clocking off early for a drink? 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2555 Don’t worry. It’s on a gluten-free diet. 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
2556 Union demanded greener offices without timers, so we installed cameras with AI 1.1651 0.04611 109 96 8 5
2557 The Home Owners Association insisted. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2558 Is that a new coat? 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
2559 I see that my brilliance has left you literally incapable of speech. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2560 We’ve had a lot of suicides lately, so we shake things up to try to keep them happy. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2561 Comfort food if he gets stuck. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2562 A little corny? Rats…I knew it. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2563 I found this one near my desk 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2564 Our eco-friendly mazes seem to intimidate them. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
2565 We call it...Maize. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2566 Our main finding: the wide prevalence of corn is highly demotivating. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2567 That"s the first time I've seen one back out. Let's call her Tesla. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2568 If we put a few trump hairs in the mix, perhaps he will believe he’s a winner- 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2569 The British rats ARE better at this. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2570 Somehow they're compelled to enter. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2571 Not cheese. Caviar. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2572 Let’s just change it from time taken to complete the maze to time taken to eat the maze. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2573 He's been reluctant to go in ever since we showed him "The Shining." 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2574 He forgot his mask 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2575 This will also introduce the rat to idea of a pun. What do you think? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2576 Sadly, his life is a rat race. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2577 After this we're trying dead mice and a little baseball diamond. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2578 Corn maize. Potato potahto 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2579 I think the 3D printer malfunctioned while creating this mouse pad 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2580 He’d enter the maze a tad faster if he took note of the cat behind him. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2581 I am amazed by the maze of maize. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2582 The mini cornstalks are amazing. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2583 This is the dumbest rat in the litter. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2584 We have to weight this test result because he's allergic to greenery. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2585 We can’t find him. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2586 He could beat this maze in record time. But just watch--he can't resist snuggling in the fuzzy hedges. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2587 You said 'maize,' right? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2588 Are you ready for the rest of the tail? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2589 You should see him bob for apples. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2590 There's no baseball diamond, so he's going back. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2591 That's amazing! She backed all the way through it! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2592 He won't go in unless he can use a GPS." 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2593 This rat survived the hearings, so he’s the 2 to 1 favorite over Trump. 1.1647 0.05761 85 77 2 6
2594 Next we add the snow, then see how long it takes him to get to the hotel. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2595 Rats really are amazing creatures, aren’t they?” 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2596 This is kind of a corny test 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2597 He's our Ratathalon champion. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2598 It will only move forward if you turn on voice prompt on Google maps. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2599 If the rat has ADHD it will get distracted by the mini-corn and not find the cheese. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
2600 He won’t go through. He believes we’re taking advantage of him. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2601 I lost my car keys 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2602 Should we tag along? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2603 This could take a while. She's discovered intermittent fasting. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
2604 It was either this or another haunted hayride. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2605 Please, get the cat! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2606 At least he’s not eating the corn, unlike Steve. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2607 Bets on it achieving are arousing... Pardon me! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2608 This is the most amazing rat I've ever tested. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2609 He asked for the non-GMO corn maze, but it’s not in the budget. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2610 They never make it past the goblin 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2611 I ate the cheese. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2612 I could make it fun with some wordplay, as in “Test Subject 41 also perished in the Maize Maze.” 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2613 Do you think the experiment would work better if they get a reward when they finish? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2614 The real test is if they understand homophone humor. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2615 Experiment 807,up until this point no rat has realized he can jump out of the maze due to the lack of a ceiling 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2616 This doesn’t look promising for the apple bobbing trials. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2617 The last two teleported when they reached the goblet 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2618 No, no.. I swear this is better than the movie or the book. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2619 Katz is away. Whaddya think? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2620 Labratinth, get it? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
2621 When he finds the cheese I'll have him make us some tiny empanadas 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2622 I knew that the maze being made of Pot would confuse him. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2623 If he eats his way through the maize he wins. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2624 If they find the end, we give them a Fanta. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2625 Test scores aren’t any better, but we are making a profit off the corn.” 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2626 A mazed 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2627 We call it maize running. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2628 He's lightning fast, but only effective in Iowa. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2629 If he makes it through, I get that date. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2630 Our conclusion is that corn is cheaper than wood. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2631 he said "Build it, and I will come" 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2632 ”We thought it was time for a reality check. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2633 It just appeared one day, so we decided to see if the mice could figure out where it came from. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2634 A mouse hiding from a mouthless. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2635 Fall festivals depend on us. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2636 We're close to finding the gene to cure corn maze addiction. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2637 I can start the rat intelligence project I proposed in 1987 now that we've successfully grown the tiny corn. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2638 We received employees' feedback that the work environment is too dull 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2639 We leave for Iowa tomorrow 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2640 No, no experiment. It’s just an introvert 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2641 They're asking for butter and salt. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2642 It's a test to see if he's smart enough to eat his way out. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
2643 He wants to renegotiate his pay package before he begins. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2644 This was a full cornfield before we started. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2645 Unfortunately our tiny corn plants smell like cheese. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2646 Let's hope she hasn't seen THE SHINING. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2647 You have a theory? We’re all ears. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2648 We're training for the Manhattan Mouse Marathon. There's a piece of pizza at the end. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2649 We've replaced the cheese with a pumpkin spice latte. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2650 We had a hard time finding vegan cheese. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2651 There's popcorn in the center. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2652 they do great on the corn maze, but their pumpkin carving skills are terrible. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2653 I'm just glad I found a use for all this baby corn. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2654 Think he stopped for a quick niblet? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2655 It's waiting for a "like" on Facebook. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2656 Smile and say cheese. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2657 This maze/maize thing really messes with their head. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2658 Now remember Jeannie, you’re already over $200 down, are you sure you want to double or quits on this round..? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2659 I think he missed the class in critical decision making. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2660 It was harder to justify the mouse hay ride and pumpkin picking to the funding committee. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2661 Maybe he won't eat it this time. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2662 Wilbur averages half the time of yours. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2663 I promised he'd be amazed and now he's looking for kernels of corn. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2664 We've fitted him with a tiny GPS device." 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2665 If he eats a lot of the little plants he'll be too fat to get all the way through it. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2666 Have you seen the cat anywhere? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
2667 I find that they struggle with the maize 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2668 In the next round, the maze is based on a layout of the Port Authority Terminal. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
2669 This is a test for our new AI mouse 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2670 She is the queen of maize. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2671 If it doesn't 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
2672 Spending is fully justifiable 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2673 Only time I've seen someone finish faster than me! 1.1616 0.04913 99 88 6 5
2674 Let's see if he can eat his way out. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2675 Let's see how his GPS does . 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2676 He feels safe enough to no longer wear a mask. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2677 My graduate student from Mexico City made this maiz. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2678 I like to mix things up a bit. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2679 It’s not that he can’t complete the maze, it’s that he insists on doing it with a tiny axe every time.. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2680 If you don’t use replica mini-corn stalks, the mice will know it’s not real. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2681 I call it Field of Schemes. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2682 You built it, they came. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2683 No wonder Wilbur's eating it. I said maze; not maize! 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2684 Scratch the maze. Let's go back to see if we can build a better mousetrap. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
2685 He seems to be moving a lot slower since we switched to the marijuana plants. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2686 You grab his tail and I'll take notes." 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2687 We learned not to build the maze out of tiny corn plants. (Underline "We") 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2688 This is an amaizingly corny challenge for a rat 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2689 Let's see how long it takes him to figure out there's no cheese. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2690 We’ll see how it goes without the farmer’s wife this time. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2691 “Okay, you’ve proven we both have a reluctance to leave you, Maizey.” 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2692 Tom hasn't been the same since his wife died. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2693 I need the rat to come up with the exit route. I'm taking my kids to one on the weekend. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2694 This maze used to be taller but we could only afford microgreens due to inflation. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2695 The rats are doing fine. It's the low corn yield I'm concerned with. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2696 You should see what they do for Christmas. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2697 And the snake starts at the other end. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2698 I thought you were supposed to bring a stopwatch. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
2699 They preferred the maze from 'The Shining.' 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
2700 I know this seems corny, but 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
2701 My designer mice asked for it.. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2702 The hardest part is getting the corn to be this small. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
2703 This could be quick if he takes the Hay Ride. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2704 Next time don’t build it based on fond farm memories 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2705 Look, Linda, I know your lips are sealed, but I need to know what we are supposed to do with the rats. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2706 Maybe we should use an inedible material… 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2707 And you thought I couldn’t shrink the animals with it 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2708 Are we sure rats don’t eat maize? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2709 We showed this one pictures of Biden and Trump - apparently he has no idea whether to turn left or right. Been there for days 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2710 We're committed to greener testing procedures. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2711 Country mice prefer these tiny corn mazes, but city mice still go for the plastic ones. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2712 Who told her how dangerous cornfields can be? 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2713 This is the mini maize. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2714 Oh wow a maze made from corn. How original. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2715 Hold on, he's still fixing the tractor's steering. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2716 The tiny corn was the hardest part of the maize. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2717 There is an Ag subsidy at the end. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2718 The hard part was finding the tiny corn stalks. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2719 This experiment could be a revelation. He might show us the way out of this place. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2720 I think the rat race isn't a bad thing. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2721 I just think a corn maze is more fun. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2722 Patience Dorothy, one day babes will have an equal say in science 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2723 Yes, Margaret. I did say it was either you or the rat. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2724 This reminds me, we haven’t heard from Mother since she called last week to say she was trying out a new shortcut through the park. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2725 Rodents of the Corn study 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2726 Now it's called the luxury drugs market. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2727 Stupid mice not ONE has tried to find the cheese. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2728 To date, our only finding is that he prefers corn to cheese. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2729 You only say ready, set. I say go. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2730 His name is Topiary. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2731 She likes to finish her Wordle first. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2732 That's amazing Maisy! It IS May's maize maze. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2733 Tell the director we are ready for the first scene of ‘Mice of the Corn’. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2734 Let's mark this one indecisive. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2735 We've had him watch pro-gun politicians for the last week. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2736 We’ll finally know if autumn is really his favorite time of year. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2737 We are testing whether all work and no play makes them dull boys. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2738 The hardest part of the test design was growing the Bonsai corn. 1.1587 0.06482 63 57 2 4
2739 We are comparing field mice against urban rats on this one. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2740 I call him the Mousitar. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2741 Every rat has a price. Let's double his payout. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2742 All rats that make it through will move on to the "Pick Your Own Apples" research lab. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2743 ''We're checking the rat's appetite, not his ability to figure out directions". 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2744 Where there is a will, there is a way 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2745 We are testing the navigation of sarcasm. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2746 When the corn grows as high as an elephant's eye, he'll be ready. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
2747 It is called "natural" science. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2748 …And instead of cheese, we put in some tea and scones at the end! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2749 Maybe a non vegan treat? 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2750 This is his field of dreams. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2751 Writing an acceptable grant-proposal gets more difficult all the time. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2752 I'm growing mini-corn for my own consumption, the mouse is just for fun. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2753 It's an effort to decrease our subjects' nature deficit. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2754 The mouse is smart and all, but I just think the tiny corn is neat. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2755 But, aren't tailpipe emissions going to increase as he eats his way through? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2756 Kinda reminds me of James Earl Jones' big scene in Field of Dreams. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2757 He was in a crate that went through TSA. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2758 I told him he's going to win a Tesla. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2759 And we thought our life was a rat race. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
2760 The other gerbil is up my ass 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2761 He's just a beginner. Thought I'd let him warm up. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2762 If he can't find his way out, he can always chew himself free. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2763 We’ve engineered mini corn to create mazes for the mice. We were losing too many in the standard-size corn mazes. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2764 The real trick has been getting him to look for the cheese and not stopping to eat the corn instead. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2765 He doesn't think a maize maze is funny. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2766 If she’s not out in 10 seconds, I’ll send the cat in 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
2767 We have to support Iowa farmers somehow. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2768 I think he did a nice job of trimming the hedge, don't you? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2769 You know, I can't find my way out of one of these hedgerow mazes either! 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2770 Rat does not live by cheese alone! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2771 If he can pass this, I'm starting him in left field. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2772 Just like the markets right now, there's no easy way out. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2773 My favorite part is building the maze. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2774 Yes I know there are easier ways of saving paper waste Suzan, but this is way more fun.” 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2775 Dr. May's maize maze is amazing. 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
2776 Experiment #807. He's made a-maze-ing progress,let's see if he keeps it up. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2777 We’re cross-referencing it with the team in Mexico; their rat mazes use real sugar cane 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2778 Mouse No. 13 never ceases to amaze me! 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
2779 Yes, this is where those tiny corn cobs come from… 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
2780 We’re hoping he realizes it’s the journey not the destination” 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2781 Actually it's a test to see if she's allergic to yew. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2782 A little corny, but still amazing. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2783 @pipcornheirloomsnacks market research 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2784 Watch what happens when the vole leaps out with the toothpick… 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2785 Miss Roberts, you have to realize that from the mouse's standpoint it's not a traumatic, all alone, lost in the woods misadventure. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2786 I think the switch to organic mazes may have attracted an unwanted variable. Call pest control Miss Hansen. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2787 The mice seem to like the irony of actual maize in the maze. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2788 When the mouse gets lost we build it full size and drop my ex-wife in the middle. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2789 The test is to see if he can get out before he eats it. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2790 So you thought I said "Maize for rats"? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2791 It actually gets extra credit for eating its way through 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2792 We didn't want the extra grant money burning a hole in the department's pocket. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2793 See what I did here? It’s a maze of maize! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2794 It's a trial run with our latest Alzheimer's drug. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2795 Yes, he is puzzled but your job is to only clip the hedges every day. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2796 When I said, "Build it and they will come," I did not expect you to use marijuana plants. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2797 I didn’t tell him about the portal to the upside-down. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2798 We're testing the logic of USDA policies. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
2799 I told him there was a hooker in there. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2800 He'll only move, if you acknowledge his laboratory value, is greater than Ratatouille's cinematic value... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2801 We're paying her in candy corn. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2802 I was thinking more like, test out an alternative hypothesis, but this also works for hedging your research. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2803 I decided to go with the "farm to table" approach 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2804 Remember the first time we did this experiment? We weren't even married yet. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2805 Behold Project Rat Rum, Diane. It goes without saying, this will be the definitive study as to whether lab rats or common Norwegian rats are more adept at reenacting a Kubrick film. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2806 There's a pumpkin-spice latte at the end. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
2807 The rat scares the mini-crows away from the micro-corn. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
2808 Just give him a minute to acclimate. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2809 We figure a maze like this on each city block and the rat infestation is history! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2810 Be sure to bring your I phone 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2811 If you know a simpler way to engineer a mousetrap, I'd like to hear it. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
2812 We get research grants from the USDA, the National Institute of Health, and the National Horror Writers Association 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2813 Mrs. DuPlante, this mouse is navigating your Medicare "D" Plan. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2814 Double or nothing? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2815 Wait... that cheese wasn't for me? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2816 We're hoping he can decipher what the aliens wrote. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2817 Maybe he’s waiting to see if the last one finds his way back. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2818 Yes but just watch them when they're tipsy and we dim the lights. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2819 He's pausing to look up directions on Google Maps. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2820 The data seems to show barely a rat's ass difference between the small and large corn. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2821 The mice wanted one work from home day per week, so we thought this was a good compromise. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2822 He get’s a pumpkin latte if he completes it. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2823 He says he's done with mazes. He wants to build a corn palace. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2824 I thought my "tiny corn" invention would have more uses. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2825 Wait till he finds out it’s a haunted corn maze, he’s gonna flip! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2826 On behalf of the taxpayers of this state, I’m thinking there may be more valuable things we can be researching, don’t you? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2827 The difference is a-maizing 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2828 Hardest part was getting the Jason mask to stay on the other mouse's head. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2829 This guy's really smart. Has solved 500 mazes. Loves the cheese rewards at the end of each trip. So much so that we finally had to get him a membership at Weight Watchers. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2830 Do you think this rat will gnaw the maze wall instead of passing the maze? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2831 He seemed to embrace the pumpkin patch with more enthusiasm 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2832 He only agreed to participate if the seed was non-GMO. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2833 In phase two we’ll use full-sized corn and blow up the rat. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2834 We've finally hit upon the superior corn harvester, but we're still working on the net yields. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
2835 You seem quiet. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2836 I predict that after eating all the corn, Mighty Mouse will roll over and take a nap. Our design is flawed.” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2837 We're taking bets as to how long it takes him to freak out and give up. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2838 I like "Happy Birthday' but I don't think we should train him to jump out of the cake 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2839 He found the mouse trap, its negative reinforcement ! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2840 We really just want to look busy. It beats swinging a hammer all day. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2841 He's been waiting for Mickey and Minnie ever since he saw Field of Dreams. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2842 These new studies are so corny. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2843 I bet you lunch he goes to the right this time. John Oesterle Burke, VA 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2844 If we build it, they will come. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2845 See now, it's this kind of creative stuff that our investors will fund us for. You'll learn soon. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2846 @tbtoro “Cheese @ the end of this maze means there’s hope we’re nearing the end of this recession we’ve been in.” There is hope! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2847 The dose wasn’t the problem. We just had to stop naming the mice Beetlejuice. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2848 The old mazes actually had a huge carbon footprint. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2849 Now on cue this time please - ‘Three blind mice, three blind mice..’ 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2850 A maze of maize. Amazing, right? 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2851 He's originally from Cornwall, so he should be able to scurry through it in no time! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2852 The Y is for Yale. The rat is taking the entrance test. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
2853 It's more than remarkable. It's a maze thing. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2854 This was my backup plan after I gave up on building a better mouse trap 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
2855 He’s learned to just sit there till lunchtime. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2856 I take it you'll only be observing today. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
2857 We need a mouse-size elephant. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2858 Easy peasy. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2859 This won't prove anything, but it is always fun to watch. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2860 You Lose. There is no exit. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
2861 She may seem slow to finish the maze at first but the baby mice ran ahead and she’s just enjoying some time alone with a cider donut and her thoughts before chasing them and getting back on with the inevitable rat race of responsibility. Top score! 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
2862 Charlie said, 'This one's fast, but he's no Algernon'. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
2863 We will also get to enjoy baby corn after this. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
2864 Maybe he has evolved? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2865 Me and some of my homies from Maze Design are gonna go to Dave & Buster's after work. They've got this deal going where if you buy Ghost Pepper Throat Ticklers and a Hot Honey Double IPA, they throw in a free game of Big Ass Cornhole. No pressure. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2866 The prize is a Bitcoin. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2867 Let's get out of this rat race and go out for a drink. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
2868 Maybe we should take the hockey mask off the animatronic cat? 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2869 Growing miniature corn was definitely the hardest part of this experiment. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2870 It's going to be a late night, and we need more gloves. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2871 I'd love to say something but I don't have a mouth! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
2872 I think Paul Simon had it right. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2873 They told me if I built it, he would come. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2874 She likes to back through it -- it's a recessive gene thing. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2875 Curing cancer is overrated. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2876 At least he’ll have food if he gets lost. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2877 We are studying the effects of introducing pumpkin spice menu items in summer. They’re also really into decorative gourds right now. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2878 If you think this mouse is fast, I had a turtle once that ran away from home. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
2879 If they make it to the end they get a pumpkin and a free hay ride. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2880 This rat is amazeingly smart!!! 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2881 My latest Ocam's Razor moment: decorating the sheet cake. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
2882 It's the first one to back it's way through. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2883 They seem to like the new maze and our research is now totally funded by sales of Baby Corn. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2884 I haven´t figured it out yet, but I´m sure she will 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2885 He’ll be out by Halloween. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2886 With this experiment, I hope to prove that maze and maize not only sound alike but ARE alike. I have not yet received funding. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2887 There are already 78 others in there, so he's just waiting for them to exit. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2888 It's a new concept from the Iowa lab. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2889 No, the experiment has nothing to do with the rat who is free to run the maze. What we are looking at is how the rats in those cage's behind me are affected by watching the hypothetical free rat. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2890 says he prefers pureed corn 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2891 Ok we’ve built it let’s if he does come. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2892 His refusal to run through the miniature corn maze because it's not October shows advanced cognitive behavior we haven't seen before. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2893 We’ll see how he does. It took Einstein 20 seconds. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2894 If it successfully maneuvers through the maze we will obviously test how fast it completes the New Yorker Crossword Puzzle. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2895 Unfortunately, they keep stopping to eat. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2896 It literally is a-maze-ing. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2897 I call it The Field of Tiny Dreams 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2898 I don’t want to fail you, but I fear that you’ve overlooked something rather important here. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
2899 Why not hedges? Not only will the rats go through the maze, but they can snack along the way. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
2900 He wants to make us tacos once he figures out the maize. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
2901 It looks like 30% of city mice are attracted to corn field mazes. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
2902 He says he won't move until we play that song from "South Pacific". 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
2903 The Amaizing Race 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
2904 Let's see if he eats his way to the exit. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
2905 Two-thirds of the grant went to bonsai all that corn. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
2906 But it's flyover country. We really don't give a shit. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
2907 Did you grab the saucer to fly overhead? Or were you supposed to design the crop circles? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
2908 Net carbon zero - same taste, less polluting 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2909 I designed the miniature Minotaur myself! 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2910 Maybe negatively this time 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2911 It’s for the next Downton Abbey movie. 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
2912 He’s taking his cheese-sniffing mouse FDA certification test. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2913 They double their speed when we end with kitchen scraps from the Upper East Side. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
2914 Do you know that guy over there with the pencil? I feel like we might be subjects too. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2915 Our research is underwritten by the ethanol industry. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2916 This mouse is amaizing 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2917 It'll find the proof the election was stolen. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2918 At first we wanted to create a giant rat so we could test its intelligence, but then we figured miniaturizing the maze would be cheaper. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2919 Oh, this isn’t a study. This clipboard? Doodles. The tiny corn? My dinner. That mouse? Dead. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2920 Don't let down your guard. They're trying to take the corn for ethanol. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2921 It’s part of our zero waste initiative. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2922 It's in her contract. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2923 I fear all my suggestions go in one ear and out the other. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2924 We're seeing if they can tell the difference between maze and maize. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2925 Look. I drew a scatter plot with popcorn dots. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2926 Unfortunately, due to rising inflation we can no longer afford the traditional wooden maze. 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
2927 Do you think we should’ve told him about the jumpscare? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2928 We've recieved grant funding to discover maze designs that would never work 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2929 Observation 1: The mouse enters the corn maze. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
2930 I will do the first half of our experiment. You take the second half. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2931 Personally, I don't give a rat's ass!!!! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
2932 How dull are we that we find this stimulating? 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2933 traffic is terrible in this part of the maze these days 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2934 They’re quite sophisticated; I could have told you they don’t like cheese whiz. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2935 I’ve never seen one go through in reverse before. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2936 We couldn’t find a baby bok choy maze. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2937 It is either the sprinklers or the crop-duster that is messing them up. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2938 Sometimes I wonder if I should have taken up model trains as a hobby instead. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2939 No, for this trial we sent his father after him with an axe. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2940 The hardest part was getting the dimensions right for the maize. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2941 I'm sure he's going to do amaizing this time 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2942 He’s a big fan of “The Shining.” 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2943 The A-maze-ing race: a maiz maze. I know, it’s a little corny 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
2944 He's got the shining 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2945 This is one of our smart little guys. This one uses a technique known as “advanced visualization “. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2946 I couldn't do it. Could you do it? How do they do it? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2947 I call it the maize maze. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2948 The real trick is when he winds up the string! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2949 He's just out of the 12 hours of FOX news trial; we can't expect much .. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2950 We need to order 80 more rats from Versailles to have sufficient data for a control group. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2951 This time I put some ghosts in there 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2952 We shouldn't have picked a dairy-free test subject. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2953 This maize maze is amazing! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2954 I know this sounds corny,but I really do think he can do it. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2955 We used up 90% of our budget figuring out how to grow tiny corn and I don’t even remember why we thought it would matter if a rat could find its way through this maze. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
2956 The little baby corn, you? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2957 Being raised by grandparents seemed to impair this generation’s ability to find the cheese. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2958 Our biggest challenge was miniaturizing the corn plants. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
2959 The rat isn’t looking for a way OUT; he’s looking for a safe haven from climate change. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2960 Remarkable. When we give it a fall theme, the rats will actually pay to do this. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2961 We have to complete our study before the corn is gone and we move on to pumpkin patches. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
2962 I know this is a kind of corny old behavioral study. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
2963 Morky is an Aristotelian. This should be interesting. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2964 I think that a maize maze is just more realistic and relatable. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
2965 Legalization of cannabis has opened up a wealth of new areas of research. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2966 Bonsai maize. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2967 You invented the mini-cornfield, I invented the mini-rats, which I call mice. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
2968 It took me 3 days. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2969 The rats perform better in this maize 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
2970 If he gets through, he's smarter than you. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2971 Mr. Musk wants us to test these self driving mice. I'm skeptical that they'll do any better than the old versions. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2972 Is that with or without an "i"? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2973 Oh, we just changed from the circle design. My wife wants to use this as a tablescape for a dinner party this weekend and she decided the right angles are more interesting. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
2974 The control group didn't stop for Pumpkin Spice Lattes on the way up from the city. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2975 They get polenta at the end. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2976 We’ll try this one without the Mini-taur. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2977 How about if I come over later and trim your hedge. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2978 If they make it out, they get a pumpkin spice latte. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
2979 I like to pretend he’s in the movie The Shining. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
2980 So… do you still want to take this job? It’s not that corny… 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2981 This one watched “The Shining”, the group that was shown “The Human Centipede” is in the other room. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2982 Do you like puzzles? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2983 We are about to find out how long will it take a rat to finish a maize? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2984 Its an amazing experiment! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2985 I sure wish we weren't testing the 10,000 -hour rule. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2986 Schrödinger's off his meds again. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2987 It's not meant to look phallic. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2988 This day is momentous. He's the first mouse to run the maze backwards. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2989 And you doubted I would be able to secure a five million dollar pun based research grant 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2990 The tassels are looking great this week aren't they? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
2991 He’s trying it without the machete. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
2992 Yes, this is self-funded. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
2993 He's a shining example 1.1489 0.05007 94 85 4 5
2994 We're investigating whether we can get them actually to pay their own money for this. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2995 For this study, we wanted to test the effect of a home field advantage. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2996 I just read "Children of the Corn" by Stephen King. And I thought: what if instead of giving them diseases, we just scare them to death? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2997 The results have been a-maizeing. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2998 I equipped him with a GPS. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
2999 Developing the breed of corn was the easy part. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3000 Our test results are positive for loving cornlets! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3001 We spiked his water bowl to see if he can do it drunk 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3002 We time how long before it starts crying. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3003 Yes, he probably is hungry. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3004 Yeah, we kinda forgot that mice also like corn. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3005 He's weighing his options. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3006 I told you we shouldn't have lined his cage with newspapeer. Now he can't decide whether he should turn left or right! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3007 Maybe I’m Amazed 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3008 Yeah, PETA has to collect 1 million signatures for this 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3009 Yes but we must add a day room and gym 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3010 You should be proud of me. I finally solved it. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3011 The results from our new maize-maze are amazing! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3012 My record is 15 minutes. This can’t be the 5th in a row to beat me 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3013 We should problem get tablets, don’t you tbink? 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
3014 The project funding came from a Department of Agriculture grant. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3015 It’s looking for a good place to hide from inflation. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
3016 They like the maize. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3017 Amazingly, he emerged as Shoeless Joe 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3018 I ordered 'M.A.I.Z.E. labyrinth for rats' by mistake, but the return shipping was astronomical. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3019 What did you expect, giving them a package of seeds? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3020 They're learning to recognize maze and maize as homophones. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3021 I'd call that backing into a solution. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3022 Wi-fi has been disabled. Now we'll see how he does without using Waze. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3023 This is the third maze she's built today! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3024 First, we use a rat and then we segue into an actual cornfield maze with humans. Our goal is to see which species contributes the most toward crop rotations. 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
3025 Wait’ll he gets a look at the mummy. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3026 We blew our R&D budget on miniature corn stalks, but you can't put a price on authenticity. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3027 Intuition will be the first and last clue 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3028 What are we calling this one, Field of Dreams? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3029 If he gets lost, then he just eats his way out. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3030 The dosage was too high. He’s trying to find himself now. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3031 Next door, they just press a silly lever. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3032 I was growing baby corn for my salad. The mouse just showed up. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3033 No special strain—just your garden variety mouse. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3034 Only GMO mice can make their way through GMO corn. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3035 Get it…since we’re testing high fructose corn syrup. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3036 It likes to think these things through. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3037 Of course this proves nothing but it keeps the funding flowing. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3038 The results are quite astonishing, yes. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3039 I guess he joined the anti-maze union since last time. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3040 If he does it in 25 seconds or less, you buy lunch. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3041 Are we studying maize or a maze? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3042 We’ll see if subject Jack has indeed become a dull boy. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3043 I've made it harder because the rats practiced a lot during the pandemic. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3044 Market testing for a new university logo. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3045 The maze is a model of the downtown street construction detours. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3046 Rod Serling aside, keep good thoughts or you'll get ratted out. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3047 Is it just me or are the mice looking younger every year? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3048 I suspect Maisie is a little put out by my humorous homophone 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3049 They have now chosen option #3: Why bother? 1.1474 0.04725 95 85 6 4
3050 We turned up the ac and now they think it’s fall. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
3051 We've never tested him in our maize maze before. Isn't that amazing?" 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3052 Solve it? He built it! These smart pills will make us a fortune. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3053 We measure how long it takes before they start selling pumpkins. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3054 Since we've let them build the maze, the results are amazing. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3055 We'll now observe the mouse's reaction to a collapse of civil society. 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3056 Imagine how I'd do. I can't even find my keys. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3057 I'm truly sorry Karen. We cannot ethically build a human sized one without exits for the people that piss you off. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3058 Inconclusive? You’re going to leave this up to a rat?” 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3059 It might look complicated to us, but they know the score. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3060 What's the point of this? The point is: I got tenure. I'm not even taking notes; I'm drawing pictures of me having sex with undergrads. See? There's me, and there's a fridge full of White Claw, and that's Hhyleigh and Madisyn from my 1:00 class. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3061 Then we try it with the one grafted with your mouth and hands. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3062 I’ve been sleeping with one of the interns. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3063 What's really amazing is how he insists on going trick-or-treating as soon as he's done. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3064 Not the most complex maze but it's a decent effort for his first build 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3065 We find that just the bottom half of the mouse is enough, at least for the male mice. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3066 Well, what I heard was,"If you build it, he will run." 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3067 Here in Indiana the mice like corn mazes. In Kansas, they like wheat. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3068 You call it a maze, I call it a maize. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3069 He's just sitting there. Like so many of us, he can't see what is coming and is torn between going to the right and going to the left. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3070 You don't think a trap and cheese would do it? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3071 Corn is the reward. We call it the millennial maze. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3072 Training to enter a Hamptons house 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3073 His name is Danny, and he'll run through the maze like a greyhound if you shout, 'Redrum.' 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3074 The question you're asking yourself is how did I grow the corn? 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3075 Can you believe that this is the way Google Maps figures out the fastest route? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3076 The trouble with using a corn maze with rats is that they always eat their way out. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3077 They’re amazing little critters. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3078 This mouse sized corn maze will finally answer the question “are humans better at mazes than rats or not”? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3079 This proves that even millennial rats will question everything. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3080 Bug-eyed is not an answer. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3081 Maybe he'll find your hands! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3082 There are no blind allies in this maze. The rat will never have to experience the frustration of having made a bad decision. I, however, must face the humiliation of having created a really stupid maze. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3083 Somehow, we keep losing them. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3084 This grant studies the probablility that a rat will put forth the effort to eat the miniature farmer upon completion of the maize maze rather than go back to its cage and virtual reality headset 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3085 But he might just prefer it in there . . . 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3086 This experiment had better work. These miniature cornstalks were very expensive. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3087 They never made it through the old maze, but they did learn how to start a union. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3088 What? Rats got your tongue? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3089 It's a "maize" test of consumer shopping in the high fructose corn syrup aisles for our superstore client. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3090 It takes them a little longer to get through this new recycled edible plants maze. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3091 We hid her kids in there, but it looks like she’s not hungry. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3092 I'd tell you the research we do is amazing, but that would be corny. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3093 mini maze made for mice 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3094 I’m planning out my fall festival, my grant didn’t specify what I couldn’t do with it… 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3095 Felicia? Felicia? Look away from the maze and pray to God we all live ‘til sun up. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3096 The appetite of this new maze is unbelievable. We're going to run out of mice. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3097 Is this supposed to be an award-winning experiment? 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
3098 I was inspired by a Rogers and Hammerstein musical 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3099 Perhaps we shouldn’t have used an edible maze for this experiment? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3100 You have to admit, he has a way more exciting day than us. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3101 You don't have a mouth. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3102 We came into the lab one day and this corn maze was here. We suspect aliens because no one here is clever enough to come up with this. The mice hate it. Why would they care about a corn maze? The aliens got this one all wrong. 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
3103 The rat said that the piece of cheese at the end wasn’t worth the journey”! Jeff Manly Toronto, Ont 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3104 Hm, nothing new, we're always stuck at the entrance. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3105 Did you really need to engineer tiny corn for this? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3106 Here a mouse. There a mouse. Only time will tell. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3107 They tend to react very positively to the statue of Venus de Milo in the south corner 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
3108 It sounds corny, but I call it “Maize with Mouse” 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3109 Now let's see if he can find his destiny. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3110 The theory is that with this pun applied, it doubles the difficulty. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3111 The courts ruled that mice are people, so had to change the maze 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3112 I call him Borges. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3113 After we’ve completed these mouse models, we’ll be moving on to the human trials. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3114 Now here's where emotional eating can pay off big time. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3115 ‘’How many ‘i’s’ in the word ‘labyrinth, Doctor?’’ 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3116 According to studies in mice, work performance, concentration, and task completion increased by 37% when workplace was enhanced with greenery and other foliage. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3117 I call this maze, "Who Moved My Children of the Corn." 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3118 If he gets through this, it'll be A-maize-ing! I'll let myself out. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3119 I don't know about you, but I find this highly erotic. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3120 The baby corn fattens them up for the Mickey Meat Loaf we serve in the cafeteria. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3121 You’ve heard of Writer’s Block? Sadly, this little fellow suffers from the rarely diagnosed Rat-in-a-Maxe Block. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3122 The data seems to indicate that adding the element of scorched earth might improve our results. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3123 He’s promised to be out by Halloween. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3124 This behavior is actually quite common. Nobody will work for peanuts anymore. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3125 This one always holds out for an antihistamine. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3126 I built it. He came. Any further data today is just gravy. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3127 Long term follow up study… He’s had three rounds of Covid boosters, let’s see if there’s a direct impact on his cognitive abilities. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3128 In retrospect, we really shouldn’t have named him Cedric. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3129 And your next 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3130 The funding comes from Iowa. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3131 We thought we'd make it more difficult by adding the element of temptation. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3132 Someday we will be famous. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3133 And if all goes according to plan, you’ll finally have a mouth! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3134 Does this remind you of our foreplay? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3135 According to my calculations this is a perfect time to propose to you. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3136 They’re having fun with the new riding mowers. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3137 Should be a snap. He's done it before. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3138 He may not go in. We let him watch Children of the Corn last night. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3139 That’s right, a baby corn maze. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3140 Only the Spanish mice are getting it. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3141 What we've learned so far, is nothing. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3142 It's a new type of maize. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3143 I'm lost. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3144 Despite all his rage he is still just a rat in this maze. " 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3145 I really thought he was going to finish his novel this time. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3146 When we scale it up, we’ll use a weekender and brie. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3147 Have you ever seen The Shining’? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3148 It was either that or breed a giant rat. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3149 Finally a place where I can hide from those humans! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3150 It gauges the tendency to part with ten bucks for an hour of tedious amusement." 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3151 The agriculture department is experimenting with a new type of maize." 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3152 He’s in. Start the microwave. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3153 He gets released Friday. We no longer test on animals. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3154 This mouse maze is a qualified animal model for studying the process of human decision-making. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3155 Another day,another animal to be tortured 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3156 It's the latest in gerontology. After you ask them to find the mouse, see if they still remember "banana," "chair," "sunset." 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3157 It says "You can do it." 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3158 Engineering the tiny corn was expensive, but we've already broken even by charging the rats admission. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
3159 Yowsa ... First time I've recorded a successful backwards maze navigation! 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
3160 Wanna play strip maze? 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
3161 If we take good enough notes, we should be able to crack the full-scale model! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3162 With less attention, the results are better. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3163 Iowa stubborn. 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
3164 Can you pick up another cuticle trimmer? We lost the last one trimming the hedges in the maze. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3165 Unfortunately, this year's rat maze budget was significantly lower than expected because of corn costs. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3166 He’s noticeably more skittish in the corn maze. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3167 Say good-bye to Algernon! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3168 If it was a better mousetrap, someone would have been beating a path to the door. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3169 The cat is on the far left 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3170 Of course, she might be delayed while eating all those little ears of corn. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3171 The Rats of the Corn are, of course, a-mazing. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3172 Perhaps he is claustrophobic. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3173 Let's see how he does in the maize. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3174 Amazing! What's the matter, rat got your tongue? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3175 If she gets through these Crop Segments, we would know that she is not an Alien. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3176 His p.b. is 58 seconds. He’s aiming to beat it today. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3177 I don’t give a rat’s ass..stop mouthing off or we will never finish this project. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3178 He thinks the start of the maize is the end of the maze. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3179 Enough with the plant-based experiments 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3180 Watch what happens. This rat was shown the maze scene from "The Shining." 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3181 We need to find smarter rats. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3182 I sure like how you customized the Texas A & M logo! 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
3183 Just don't call him an l-a-b r-a-t. 1.1429 0.05457 77 70 3 4
3184 I don't know. The Platypus died just before he finished. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3185 You won't believe this. He made it through backwards. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3186 Lets just see how fast it can go and not judge whether it's a male or female. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3187 When you come to a fork in the maze, take it. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3188 So far Edmunds in micro-biology has the best time, but this little guy is a strong contender to beat him. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3189 Another day in paradise! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3190 Right now, she's scared of looking for her children. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3191 Damn B.F. Skinner! No matter the type maze, they all just sit there looking for the reward lever. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3192 Since you have no mouth, just write diwn your guess here. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3193 He’s waiting for the peak of season corn. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3194 Hopefully these do better than the crop circle mice. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3195 Cheese, an NFT of a Bored Ape eating cheese, what’s the difference? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3196 The city mouse didn't do well. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3197 I prefer a lab assistant with no mouth. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3198 I think he might be visualizing. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3199 I suspect this maze will confound Algernon for a stretch—so, if you feel so inclined, I’ve devised a privet for the two of us. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3200 The microcorn is testing well with mice that weekend in Connecticut 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3201 Wait until he finds the crop circles before you tell me this experiment is pointless 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3202 Despite all his rage, he’s still just a midwestern rat in a corn maze. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3203 And the grant board said miniaturizing corn would have no applicable purpose. Shows them! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3204 The spin-off is: an amaizing rat maze race 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3205 She always comes out tail first. 1.1429 0.05457 77 70 3 4
3206 When the rats go nuts in here, they make the classic snack. Corn Nuts. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3207 We're trying to teach him that corn is edible. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3208 I'm betting on Claude-- are you choosing Pat again? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3209 So how do you spell this other “maze”? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3210 The rats discovered collective bargaining. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3211 I think we may have found a cure for the Zoom fatigue. This mice has been at it for 3 hours now! 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3212 He can be a bit eltist. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3213 The corn has had little effect on the subject. If anything the snake has gotten faster. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3214 She's not in it for the cheese, but the friends she makes along the way. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3215 I wonder what he would do if he knew there's a mouse with a scythe waiting for him at the other end. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3216 The prize is a haunted hayride. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3217 The results suggest he would rather die instantly in a snap trap. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3218 Could’ve used a regular maze but this works. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3219 Given supply chain issues we are going to just let the mouse eat the maze 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3220 We call this one: ‘The A-maize-ing Race.’ 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3221 Wait, it’s only 10:25 in Seattle and I’m trying to submit for the June 13th issue (the beach scene with the knight lifeguard). My entry is: Stay in your lane. Thank you! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3222 Blurring the boundary between challenge and reward: The Maize Maze 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3223 Yes, rats are among the ten smartest species on planet earth and yes they can survive a nuclear blast but I still wouldn’t want one living next door. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3224 Oh, it’s not an experiment. It’s the world’s first maize maze. 1.1412 0.05063 85 77 4 4
3225 I also have one of these at home. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3226 It's our first experiment with a maize maze 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3227 It's taken her an hour just to get that far. For some, just the journey through the maze IS the reward. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3228 He's searching for his father. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3229 Oh, that’s easy. You just use candy corn seeds. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3230 We've waived the entrance fee 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3231 Well, yes, we are trolling Jim for getting lost in the corn maze, but we are trolling him for science. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3232 I asked for a ‘control’ treatment, not a ‘corn-trol’ 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3233 Okay, now get Jack Nicholson in three minutes 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3234 To increase the options, we planted maize. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3235 Is it cake? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3236 Happy Halloween." 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3237 He should be able to figure it out. He's a bot. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3238 The anti-anxiety drug must be working - the others are still hiding in the basement of the haunted house. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3239 The hard part was finding the miniature corn. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3240 If we can figure this out, we'll finally be able to stop testing the full-sized mazes on children. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3241 Our newest invention -- a chia maze. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3242 Well, that’s what we get for hedging our pets with this grant money. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3243 McDonald made this one. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3244 He moved upstate during the pandemic 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3245 She's a little shy 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3246 Our research is partially funded by the Department of Agricultural. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3247 It’s a NYC mouse. We don’t expect it to perform to field mouse standards. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3248 the mice can't make it but IMDA may 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3249 I'm not sure what he's about to do. He's trying to become an "influencer". 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3250 Succesful completion results in a visit to the minature cider mill and gift shop. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3251 I built it, they'll go mad 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3252 When did he learn to repeatedly squeak "Danny"? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3253 We've found that the rats from the Midwest learn 20 percent faster. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3254 Want to grab cider and donuts after this? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3255 Someday...this clipboard will be yours! Plus, someone will get you a mouth. 1.1408 0.05778 71 65 2 4
3256 It's not always a learned response. Sometimes a left turn is just a turn left. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3257 We'll have funding for years now that Panda Express buys all used materials. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3258 Of course it will be a little bit bigger when we put it in the garden. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3259 How long has Theseus been like that? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3260 Rodent behavior involves complex decision making. He's almost ready. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3261 Mission 'Mice through the Maze of Maize' 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
3262 The only way out is to eat the through the maze. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
3263 Eating the maze is going to adversely affect these times. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3264 After this you wanna go get a donut? 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
3265 I know it sounds corny but this latest crop of tests will a-maize you. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3266 Don't you think its too much of fanboy move to actually conduct experiments based on Nolan's field scenes from Interstellar 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3267 There’s no cheese, this is my fetish. 1.1395 0.05007 86 78 4 4
3268 No, because it's GMO corn. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3269 He’s going to be pissed when he finds they’re all dead ends. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3270 I get it. You’re mad you’re missing your son’s field trip. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3271 "Hmmm...what's a better motivator..cheese or bitcoin?" Laurie Dickstein-Fischer, Needham, MA 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3272 I know it's cruel, but it's for science. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3273 The cheese at the end has been downsized to adjust for inflation. Let's see if he still goes for it. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3274 Where I come from we call it 'corn.' 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3275 We decided to decorate the lab for Halloween 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3276 Moving forward, we’ll be applying ‘living walls’ to all our studies. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3277 If he finishes in less than 30 seconds, we’ll put it on Tiktok 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3278 What’s truly amazing is that she gathered, planted, and watered all of those tiny corns into this formica lab table herself. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3279 Just watch, you will be A MAZED! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3280 We're wondering if he can get through without getting distracted by the female rats and the peanut butter balls. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3281 Do they get points for ‘extra cautious’ 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3282 Do you hear them too? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3283 Hazy, crazy, lazy, fazey, mazey. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3284 Phase two is grass-fed. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3285 We trained this one to complete the maze backwards. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3286 Shoeless Joe swears there’s a baseball diamond at the other end… 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3287 We told it there’s a baseball field on the other end. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3288 The guinea pigs got stuck so we're going with mice. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3289 He ate his way through to this side, but hasn't been able to get back yet. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3290 Ever fantasized about a moonlit night in a corn maze with a rat? 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3291 Say goodbye to Whitey; he’s has a deal with Scotty to beam him up from the back wall at 2pm. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3292 This rat study was just a vehicle for me to test grow all these genetically engineered tiny corn stalks. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3293 Once the computer’s hooked up, we’ll move him through the maize maze with a mouse mouse. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3294 Let's have fun watching the rat get lost inside the maze 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3295 That is one way to get a hedge 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3296 I told them to 'build it and they will come.' 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3297 This is a new intelligence test --- we'll see if he eats his way through. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3298 The chart said he is a field mouse, but it didn’t specify which type of field he prefers. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3299 She's hesitating until she finds out what the property taxes are. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3300 The test is to see if she is smart enough to eat thru the corn 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3301 That's an amazeing tale." 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3302 He's stretching his hammies first. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3303 We're trying to unlock the riddle of American inflation, and the rats represent the Fed. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3304 He won't enter the maze after that movie you showed him 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3305 If it takes a left there will be another mouse in a hockey mask 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3306 He’s in training for the Triwizard Cup 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3307 He’s British. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3308 The miniature corn pollen appears to be making our mouths disappear 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3309 Eco-maize, see? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3310 We're testing a more organic return-to-office experience for our millennial employees. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3311 "Rat of the Corn." seems a bit obvious for this study's title. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3312 : I see nothing wrong with allowing these mice to mine the catnip. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3313 Even the mouse finds this maze corny 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3314 We’re going green. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3315 They seem to navigate this maze much more slowly than the one with cheese at the end. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3316 I know it's a corny experiment, but you'd be amazed what it reveals. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3317 So it turns out you were the subject after all 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3318 Green Initiative 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3319 They make it quicker after drinking pumpkin spiced lattes, but slower after apple picking. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3320 If they finish this, we can call him A Polititian? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3321 They just eat a way out when they get lonely. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3322 Let’s see if this one will make it out alive 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3323 I am AMAZED how fast he learns 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3324 Where did you find the miniature corn plants? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3325 Most important, NO HINTS! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3326 We have a new "more-greener areas" policy. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3327 No, it's corn not maize, just to confuse 'em. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3328 The Guinea Pigs are on back order. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3329 In this model, apple cider doughnuts correlate with solving speed more than cheese 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3330 ACTUALLY, ALL CONTESTANTS WIN THIS TIME SINCE THERE ARE NO WRONG TURNS. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3331 Are you available for dinner tonight, Alice? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3332 He keeps squeaking, “if you build it, He will come.” 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3333 He’s still mad about the corn syrup maze. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3334 'I think you'll be amazed at the results' 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3335 The results so far have been a-maize-ing. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3336 We still haven't discovered a way to make them taste any better at the end. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3337 A more aesthetic environment improves problem-solving ability. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3338 One side effect of this treatment is a craving for pumpkin spice lattes. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3339 Speaking of problem solving, I solved WORDLE on the second try today. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3340 We find it more effective than rat traps--they never find their way out." 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3341 Tiny Jack-O-Lanterns, that new reward make this all work ! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3342 It turns out they have their own IRB 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3343 It's a rich, complex, fresh yet gamey, goat cheese imported from Moldova, which I'm sure he will find stimulating. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3344 I'm afraid he saw "Field of Dreams." 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3345 Amazing! He just broke the record for backing through the maze! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3346 Just wait until he does the pumpkin spice latte taste test. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3347 He’s lost but will look and will find cheese, time after time… 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3348 His name is Jack Nicholson. We call this The Shining test. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3349 Now, this next experiment may seem a little corny. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3350 I lost my funding to determine why the chicken crossed the road. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
3351 Pretty amazing, isn't it? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3352 Exiting the back door backwards might be our breakthrough. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3353 Because it's an English mouse. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3354 As Oscar just ate, we hypothesize he will focus on exploring the maze instead of eating the maize. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3355 Is it sufficient or is it a-maize-ing? 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3356 I think he’s waiting for his Garmin to start up. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3357 'It's searching deep inside.' 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3358 I get a deal when my neighbours sign up. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3359 Amazing! The mouse is clearly puzzled by the laborinth and uses meditation as a transformative tool from the outset. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3360 Escape the 9-5, he said? He's already caught up in the rat maze. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3361 That reminds me, I've got to fill out my taxes 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3362 That’s aMaze ing! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3363 The adult humans failed, so we're back to start. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3364 I wanted to make our experiments more festive. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3365 This maize maze gets amazing results 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3366 So do you think they can tell they are organic? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3367 Hopefully ‘Pinky’s Pumpkin Patch’ gives us more conclusive results than this ‘Baby Corn Maze’ experiment 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3368 If she can’t find the boy mouse then what! 1.1358 0.05198 81 74 3 4
3369 No results yet. He thinks that's poison ivy. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3370 We are at a dead end, we need to find a smarter mouse to cure boxwood blight. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3371 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3372 So far he’s faster than the boss. You want to tell her? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3373 You have been selected for a Comparative Study. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3374 Our peer reviewers say it's too corny. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3375 I'm not worried about the rat making it through the maze...the hard part was making tiny corn. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3376 You know those little Chinese corn cobs? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3377 Don't stare, he's self conscious about all the cheese he's been eating 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3378 The maze leads him to my neighbor's kitchen...where he'll be killed in a trap. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3379 He said he needed to get out more. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3380 We’ need to complete this project before harvest. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3381 The real test is to see if he will eat the genetically modified miniature corn. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3382 We’re experimenting to see if soy cheese is as effective as Swiss. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3383 'The ones that solve the maze move on the U-Pick pumpkins." 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3384 What are you doing after work? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3385 But it is already proven that it work on humans. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3386 I thought your idea to start a hedge fund to pay for our research was amazing. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3387 The Year of the Rat looks ‘amazingly’ difficult! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
3388 He refuses because he’s claustrophobic 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
3389 It’s eating your maze made of corn. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3390 "Our first conclusion is that mice like maize more than maze." 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3391 If they choose to enter, they’ll disappear! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3392 Wonderful, finally a maize maze. Doesn’t matter one iota! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3393 He started a hedge fund but is having second thoughts. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3394 Corn subsidies have gotten big enough that we decided to test whether rats will still solve a maze when they could eat the maize instead 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3395 Amazing and in high heels! Why can't any of the males do that? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3396 If you build it .... 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3397 Wait. We can't send it in hungry. It's a maize! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3398 This new generation expects everything to be more interesting before they agree to work with us. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3399 You see, the mice don’t know that maze and maize are homonyms… 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3400 I call it ‘a-maize-ment. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3401 Why did you use catnip? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3402 Martha Stewart dropped by the lab. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
3403 I've got some gouda in the fridge. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3404 Why the puzzled look, never used a corn maze? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3405 Remember, when he squeaks and acts like he needs to use the bathroom, he's trying to trick us to get out of it 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3406 I think you had a hand in this 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3407 do you think this is a part of the simulation? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3408 It’s gonna be bigger than Wordle 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3409 Next, we will see how far he can toss mini hay bails. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3410 Nobody can beat my time. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3411 I say they eat the corn before they finish the maze. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3412 It's supposed to be a maze test - not maize. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3413 The rats think of me as their hedge fun manager. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3414 I can’t get him to move past the first stalk. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3415 It’s a lab-yrinth, Jules. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3416 I call it my amazing maize mouse maze. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3417 It might be a bit too corny. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3418 No problem, the path is sprayed with musk 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3419 Oh, he's made it through the maze multiple times. This is a test of how long the grass will stay green without water. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3420 His Gruyere times are off the charts 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3421 Run it one more time, WITH my urine. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3422 He said one more damn maze and we get the Bubonic Plague.” 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3423 I remember back when we believed in our work. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3424 For your experiment to work, it's got to be more than a walk round the block...' 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3425 You're hired! You're the only candidate who had the guts to say that this is batshit crazy. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
3426 Will his GPS kick in or his appetite? 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
3427 Do you think we've gone too far creating a maze made out of maize? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3428 How do you spell that, maze or maize? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3429 He is a big fan of the Harry Potter movies, so.... 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3430 …and the landscape architect comes in on Tuesdays, so the Monday data may be muddy. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3431 None of them seem to be able to get through the subsidy paperwork. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3432 It’s all virtual reality for the young ones, but Willard is old-fashioned 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
3433 This will be our Shining moment 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3434 It makes sense when you adjust for their mindfulness practice. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3435 I wasn’t exactly sure what you meant by ‘maze’” 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3436 It's only nice to see that sometimes is possible to find a way out 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3437 Just another maze at the office. (Corny) 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3438 Well, it looks like The Great Resignation isn't just tied to humans... 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3439 Our research is fully funded by admission fees. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3440 Copyright "mini maize maze". 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3441 Oh, I'm not running any tests. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3442 Baby corn mazes are all the rage. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3443 The National Tree Association is funding the research. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3444 This test has real world relevance...there is no way out. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3445 No scientific reason. I just thought it was cute. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3446 We like our subjects to think of themselves as ‘free range’ lab rats. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3447 We're testing their drive to get all the way through the maze without stopping to eat mini-corn. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
3448 It's already a champion at Wordle. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3449 They’re demanding two lady rat restrooms or they won’t run the maze. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3450 Remember when I chased you through that park last year? It was fun, right? Right? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3451 Can the white rat deal with the micro corn? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3452 Just you wait. One goes in, ten come out. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3453 Cheese is not enough anymore. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3454 You know, after this we can pop some of this corn and Netflix and chill if you want… 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3455 This test is meant to detect early signs of fall 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3456 See where I put the itty bitty Minotaur? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3457 He forgot to mulch. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3458 And here, we're looking at the "trick or treat?" problem. 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
3459 Cedric just hadn’t gone back in ever since we showed him the Harry Potter films. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3460 By the way, white mice aren’t any smarter then any other colored mice! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3461 So bucolic, he doesn't need the cheese. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3462 This may take awhile. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3463 Is it maize, maze or both? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3464 Blue pill or red pill? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3465 If it solves the maze we reward it with some grains of drywall. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3466 Garden Journal has accepted our paper. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3467 He should be out by Halloween. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3468 This is our maize maze. Corny huh? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3469 Genetically modified rat meets genetically modified corn maze. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3470 Despite the country setting, the ones from the city show better spatial learning capabilities. Sophia Shen, San Francisco, Ca. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3471 In this experiment, we are checking if an AI can learn the difference between a mouse, a maze, and maise. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3472 We don’t know why this one doesn’t wear pants 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3473 If this goes well, for my next experiment I will ask you out 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3474 I also pioneered the baby corn maze 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3475 After this we will have him climb hay bales, carve a pumpkin, and finally be fired out of a corn cannon… 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3476 Cheese: uninstalled. Let’s see if it will work anyway. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3477 ...we should have named him Johnny 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3478 It’s hybridized Jersey corn… 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3479 We named this rat " Joe Biden" because he often needs help moving along and he forgets he's in a maze. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3480 It's like the Iowa primaries. We feed them deep-fried Oreos and see if they can make it through the maize maze. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3481 I got the idea at Szechuan Noodle. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3482 I think we are the ones being wagged. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3483 He's allergic to cheese, but he wants to meet Shoeless Joe Jackson. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3484 A mouse goes nuts if it doesn’t get to the exit 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3485 I'm teaching him the euphoria of accomplishment. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3486 If you're impressed with their performance in the corn maze you should see them in my corn hole. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3487 So where exactly did we get this tiny corn from? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3488 This is going to sound, dare I say it, a little corny... 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
3489 The design is a-mazing, I have to say. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3490 It’s amazing how we developed such tiny maize for the maze. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3491 It's all made of asparagus. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3492 He gets through the corn maze all right, but he still strikes out too much. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3493 You’ve graphed grafts, and now you’ve managed to maze maize. Brilliant work. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3494 If it scares the bejeesus out of him we move on to human trials. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3495 The British mice seem to do better in this one” 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3496 ...it's simple, we dress for success, they test for success. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3497 We’re comparing speeds through this natural garden maze to the usual artificial environment. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3498 He's been programed to predict the Democratic Party's chances in the next election 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3499 He said he has government cheese and isn't interested in playing the game. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
3500 Watch her closely, she cheats! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3501 They're finding the Pumpkin Spice earlier and earlier. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3502 Notice how this one doesn't rush in. He prefers to stalk the cheese. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3503 After precisely 237 viewings of The Shining hesitancy for entering the maze increases exponentially. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3504 It’s a maize maze, what you think it’s too corny? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3505 The hardest part was not training the mice, but growing so many bonsai cornstalks 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
3506 There’s no difference in performance, but calling it a maize is more culturally sensitive. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
3507 You should spend less time in the science lab, and more time figuring out where your mouth is. 1.1310 0.05019 84 77 3 4
3508 To make it more realistic, we have a sphinx in the middle of the maze. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3509 He talked the talk — but he could only graze the maze. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3510 They just burrow into the straw during the hay ride. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3511 He refuses to go in because Cedric was killed in one of these. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3512 A lot more research goes into these than I thought. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3513 Gluten free, it’s right there in the corn rows. What did you expect? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3514 It's not about the mice. We're testing the maze before it goes human-size. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3515 We thought this was more reflective of life than the race. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3516 He thinks he’s Harry Potter. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3517 He failed because he ran the whole thing backwards. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3518 The Horcrux is in there somewhere. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3519 To make it more realistic, we used miniature corn plants. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3520 If he can't figure this out he should be demoted from rat to mouse. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3521 These are Millennial Mice, attempting to get to their first apartment. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3522 Double or nothing if he gets through in 2 minutes. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
3523 Mousetrap #587 was still too easy for him, apparently. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3524 This time of year he prefers something seasonal. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3525 How mush tiny popcorn, do you figure, can we get out of this labyrinth? 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3526 He flunked nap time too 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3527 This was plan B after he refused to participate in the rat race. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3528 This is the test of freedom. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
3529 As you can see Sharon, we are using artificial intelligence to test animal testing, so all our testing is animal free 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3530 He insisted the corn be Non-GMO before he agreed to participate. I don’t think he even knows what that means, but he insisted… 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3531 We flew them in from Iowa to see how they compare. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3532 This one is afraid he's in The Shining". 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3533 You're new, aren't you? This is the Country Mouse lab. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3534 We've substituted the cheese for a little goodie-bag. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3535 You should’ve never told him that he was adopted…… no he’ll never find his way back“ 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3536 People think I am testing the mice, but I am actually completing a watercolour. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3537 Our research supports the conclusion that glue traps are a better solution. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3538 This test is called: “All work and no play makes rat a dull boy.” 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3539 -Let him feel like we on Google. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3540 Used my electric razor to shape an irresistibly smooth path. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3541 It may be a cornfield to you, but I call it a maize. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3542 That's as far as she gets.....she's blond. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3543 Miniature corn, but no miniature pumpkins? THAT'S why he bit your hand off. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3544 On Halloween, we do a version where cats jump out of nowhere. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3545 He's from Iowa, so he's more comfortable with this kind of maze. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3546 And at the end, the reward is trick-or-treating. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3547 If he was smart, he’d chase his tail. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3548 After this is the pumpkin carving. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3549 Poor guy. Little does he know it will be a tedious and repetitive journey they ultimately yields little and ends abruptly. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3550 Rising food prices affects everyone 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3551 You mean it is spelled M-A-Z-E? 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
3552 We could only get British mice. They think they're at the Buckingham palace gardens on their way to see the queen. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3553 Data shows 57.3 seconds through this maze ... 23.4 seconds if we replace the corn with subway tiles. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3554 The object is to find the miniature Freddy Krueger on the other end. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3555 We'll ultimately obtain a distribution of how much they'll pay to get in. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3556 We constructed this maze of miniature corn plants to convince moviemakers to spin new tales about haunted food crops, rodents with supernatural powers, and how research desperately needs to take drastic, sensational steps to raise more money. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3557 ‘They do especially well in the haunted mouse house.’ 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3558 So how exactly are we supposed to make this severed mouse move? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3559 He’s waiting for the prey to flee. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3560 Don't worry, most of them never make it in time, so you have 87.4% chances to keep the cheese! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3561 'Navigating food crisis' was the name of our research, right? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3562 It's amazing how he can find the exit through a maize colored maize maze." 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
3563 We want to know whether they will just eat it or run through it for a reward at the end 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3564 Don't you dare make a "maize" joke. It's too corny. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
3565 The test is more challenging if the cheese is placed at the center. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3566 This is where frozen mice come from 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3567 A maize maze? Really?” “It’s the little candy apples for me. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3568 Now hold the tail and yell cheese and learn a lesson that you can learn in no other way. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
3569 Then the voice told me, 'If you build it, they will scurry'" 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3570 Algernon grew it while you were on vacation. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
3571 I think our wires got crossed when I proposed to Corporate that we pay for this trial using hedge funds. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3572 She's a pretty a-mazing mouse! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3573 The mice want to only work from home. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
3574 After two weeks, is it still a maze or just a commute? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3575 The signposts didn’t work, so this time we’re trying GPS 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3576 Crop circles are no longer circles sir 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
3577 they said i could demonstrate the rat-maze-testing, but it was a little corny 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3578 These mice are just a-maize-in! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3579 It's a genetically modified maize. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3580 It's organic. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3581 He’s a sewer rat. He isn’t used to this kind of maize. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3582 Horticulture is my hobby. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3583 these government contracts never cease to amaze me 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3584 Noah it's our turn to play gods 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3585 Screw the mouse, how did you come up with the tiny corn? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3586 He hasn’t moved in 10 minutes, I refuse to turn a blind eye. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3587 What’s important is that they keep trying, even though there’s no way out… 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3588 Let’s see if the rats get through quicker after we’ve taken the scarecrow out of the corn field maze. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3589 Since you don't have a mouth, blink once for 'yes' and twice for 'no' 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3590 Watch him! This one's good. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3591 Maize maze--yeah, it's corny. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3592 'We wanted the maze to feel organic' 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
3593 Happiness is a maze that has no incorrect routes. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3594 Was that weed-whacked he has charged? 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
3595 It’s his first time through the maize 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3596 It pays a lot more than useful work. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3597 He’s not ready yet, Susan. Watching The Shining with rats was not the best idea. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3598 ‘OK then why don’t you try it’! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3599 This is the Flyover State experiment, but we try not to use that term in front of the participants. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3600 I always wondered where those tiny corn on the cob appetizers came from. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3601 We call it the Menorah Mouse Maze. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3602 If he can do this, he can do the Belmont. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3603 Maybe he's just overwhelmed by the thought. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3604 I hope the mice appreciate that I planted each one just to enhance their experience. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3605 I base my hedge fund picks on how he goes through the maze. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3606 If all goes well we'll start human testing at this years Harvest Festival. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3607 He’ll be surprised by the ‘All You Can Eat’ buffet at the finish. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3608 His parole meeting didn’t go so well. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3609 Some call it corn. I call it maze. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3610 Among the stillness was a pounding heart. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3611 At first I was making a crossbar for football season,but then this mouse appeared. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3612 Is it me or is this experiment getting corny? 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
3613 He hasn't paid his union dues. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3614 It improves morale. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3615 Your job, note whether rat poop or pee is more detrimental to the hedges. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3616 These mice are vegan. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3617 Looking at this in the best possible light, do you think we'll see him at dinner? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3618 Her whole family works for me 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
3619 '"Amazing, he did the entire maze backwards." 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
3620 Mice have demanded a zero waste maze. Oh and remember, only organic cashew-nut cheese at the end. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3621 Oh, by the way. You haven't seen a large hungry python anywhere? 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3622 I thought that you were not going to make it exposed 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3623 You know this study is sponsored by FanDuel? I have $500 on this little fucker 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3624 If you want to give the Department of Agriculture their grant back, go ahead. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3625 Trust me, Big Corn is keeping us all in business. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3626 You are 0/5, are you sure about this one? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3627 He's trying to connect with Waze." 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3628 And then we can try to grow an ear on its back 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3629 He is gonna know we genetically modified those corn stalks. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
3630 The fastest one completed the maze in three Scaramucci’s. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3631 Are you going to put in the other half? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3632 Sure it's another terrible harvest pattern, but I continue to believe that one day science will train a rat to efficiently run a combine! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3633 The other group of mice built a tiny baseball field. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3634 Pumpkin painting will be the next test. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3635 Because soybeans don't grow tall enough. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3636 What'd I tell ya? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3637 Amazing WEED! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3638 Its about motivations. Will they work their way through to the end of the maze or will they just stop and eat the corn. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3639 Turns out a cannabis maze didn’t motivate the rats to be more productive. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3640 It’s a new pilot of the Amazing Rats, naked and afraid. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3641 You rarely see them back themselves out. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3642 I think he’s he’s eating new paths 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3643 He gets lost in his work even on a dead end job. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3644 Is she doesn't make it she doesn't get dinner - which is just outside of the other end. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3645 Joke's on you, science nerds. I have X-ray vision. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3646 Yes, this rat is from Beverly Hills. There's a chunk of Stilton at the finish. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3647 I got a deal on baby corn seeds when the Chinese restaurants closed during the pandemic. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3648 It works pretty well, we put it on top of the Large Hadron Collider and we never see them again. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3649 You're really good at technical drawing, look how perfect this is. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3650 We don't have any cheese because of supply chain issues so we decided to make the maze edible 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3651 It really is a mazing! 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
3652 At the end they go into a gin. That ones really tough. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3653 Wanna get lost together? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3654 He always heads North by North West 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3655 We need a new maze,they have started running it backwards 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3656 I heard this is how Henry VIII perfected the Hampton Court maze. 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
3657 Let’s see if those deep-fried Twinkies have any effect on finishing time. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
3658 We’ve genetically modified corn with marijuana and video games. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3659 I think he wants something more challenging. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3660 He hasn't move for four hours; maybe try another mouse? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3661 We’re testing the new running patterns around the goal post. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3662 Maize maze, Maisie, amazes mice. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3663 My research is highly esoteric; it's on the effect dwarf corn has on mice. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3664 Oops! This time I will record his behavior 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3665 It's a GMOuse. He won't start until he works out the geometry. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3666 Well I realized all the funders had the same with their kids in the corn maze experience. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
3667 Lego is suing me. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3668 You think I should give her a map? 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3669 Wait...you'll see. This Rat is AMAZING! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3670 Don't be alarmed now. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3671 We're giving it the Nebraska experience. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3672 They seem hesitant when they know there is a cat waiting for them at the exit. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3673 The first one to emerge with a slice of pizza wins! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3674 Yes, but can he finish it without the map this time? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3675 I'm mostly interested in seeing what their poop looks like tomorrow. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3676 Nice idea, environmentally. But the mice find the cheese reward anticlimactic. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3677 I didn't think it would make a difference until I decided to use cannabis. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3678 His reward is a huge federal subsidy. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3679 Octoberfest 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3680 He's a Native American mouse, so he should do well! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3681 The paper is titled : All work and no play makes Jack a dull mouse. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3682 Without my notes, I'm lost. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3683 he’s trying to beat his previous speedrun 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3684 The whole thing I grew from a few ears of baby corn. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3685 At the end, there's a sippy bottle full of apple cider. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3686 Does he get extra credit for successfully completing it while going backwards? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3687 It won’t do it. Maybe it’s a vegan. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3688 He doesn't know maze from Mazola. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3689 A mini corn maze. The experiment failed when the rats began to eat it. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3690 It's not about the Y. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
3691 Yeah, I think that was a face palm. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3692 Our algorithmic model predicts that this will be the last time we'll see him! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3693 He's looking for a pardon. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3694 with our luck all of them will stop to eat the corn...told you we should have used a yew hedge 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3695 Do mice like corn? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3696 It takes forever because the rats love the itty bitty ears of corn. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3697 Now try it without the subpoena. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3698 He's hoping to be the fastest one through the maize. 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
3699 We’re preparing them for when the ALF release them into the wild. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3700 Do you ever feel like they are mocking us for studying them? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3701 He says it helps him to meditate on his future in clinical pharmaceutical work. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3702 The mice may not be interested, but I am really looking forward to trying some fresh baby corn. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
3703 We wanted to give him some real world experience 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3704 Perhaps this will kindle childhood fears in the subject as well. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3705 I say we reappraise our maize maze. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3706 Higgins said you're a mouthy broad. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
3707 They’re British rats 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3708 Our lab tech really loves baseball 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3709 It’s called a ‘cornataur’ and, no, it does not bode well for this lil fella 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
3710 Both paths are correct, but which one is MORE correct 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3711 Let’s see how he reacts when he realizes it’s a piece of fruit at the end instead of cheese 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3712 I don’t know doctor. I think Algernon would have enjoyed this more. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3713 Try to have a little vision, Nicole. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3714 We got that grant for the small UFO to simulate abductions, just in case. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3715 If you say ‘Back to the rat race’ one more time Diane… 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3716 Now…hopefully this one won’t eat the maise. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3717 Instead of a cheese maze I wanted to try a maize maze. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3718 Yes, I agree this was an odd career choice for someone with musophobia. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3719 I also had great difficulty at the first turn. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3720 This is the last time I'm taking a tab of acid for breakfast. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
3721 The review board insisted on less clinical working conditions. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3722 How do you categorize it if he just eats the maize? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3723 This time I put brie and liver pate' in the target area 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3724 I’m not sure you appreciate that this experiment might finally explain the perplexing mystery of the appeal of fondue. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3725 This assignment is no field of dreams. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3726 While we’re waiting… Janine told me she didn’t like Top Gun, and I don’t think I can be friends with her anymore. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3727 He just sits there all day. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3728 It’s rubber. I just like your perfume. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3729 What Fake News? Tired but triumphant, the Narwhal made it through! Get that up on all our social media, pronto! 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3730 So if he completed the maze backwards, what happened to the piece of cheese? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3731 We were worried that the maize maze might be too corny, but it has brought out kernels of information we hadn't accessed before. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3732 I hope Little Jack Nicholson sets a new course record. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3733 I agree, it’s an amaizing experiment! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3734 He wanted to do the maize Koan. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3735 If he finds Shoeless Joe Jackson in there Ted owes me $20 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3736 You may well be a fan of The Shining, but can we try to concentrate on cancer? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3737 This is our alpha mouse pre-run. Give her two minutes and if she didn’t find out, just cut the hedges a few inches. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3738 This brings the test considerably closer to natural conditions. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3739 Pavlov would be happy! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3740 You did amazing work with the corn genome! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3741 One in three lab rats can voice an opinion. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3742 Can I call you the Marvelous Mrs. Maizel? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3743 We found him in a Spirit Halloween. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3744 When do we harvest the corn? Focus,Shirley,focus. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3745 Darn, Delores, don't feel sorry for the rat. Feel sorry for us: We're in the matrix, you've lost your mouth! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3746 Once you get the rat to enter the maze, the good news is that the trap at the end will be a total surprise! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3747 Perhaps we should expedite the Polenta Project. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3748 You think he's waiting for us to count him down? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3749 Watch this! It is amazing. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3750 We don’t let him bring his camera phone in… the last thing we need is a rodent insurrection. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3751 When it’s pumpkin latte season at Starbucks, we break out the corn maze. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3752 Its called 2022 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3753 We need to raise the rats just like the kids in the town near the chemical plant to get the most accurate research of unavoidable leaching. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3754 in the fall, we are going to make it a haunted corn maze. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3755 We welshed on his reward last time, so he's not budging. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3756 She learns 72% faster in flowers 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3757 This is why spelling is so important here at the maize lab. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3758 Instead of cheese, there’s a pumpkin spice latte at the end. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3759 Was recreating the maze scene from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire really worth half our funding? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3760 The last one ate so much corn it never got to the exit 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
3761 Beyond Mice 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3762 See, if they go left we know it’s a girl, if they go left we know it’s a boy”. “What if they just back out?”. “Hm…” 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3763 She's on strike until she contacts her union. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3764 It's some type of pre-cuneiform script, I'm sending in our best operative to see if her DNA memory can identify the classification of the Maize. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3765 I suppose we should also budget for a Halloween House this year. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3766 Is this what my mini-corn breakthrough is being used for? 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
3767 I told that mouse to get lost—and he did. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3768 I couldn't resist--it came complete with rat. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3769 Can she get lost? I thought a swastika would make a bigger impact. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3770 If he defeats the maze, you love me. If he just eats the maize, you love me not. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3771 He went through the whole thing backwards ten times !!!! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3772 We might learn something from him if he gets through this. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3773 Frankly, he doesn't believe in Euclid's fifth postulate. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3774 You get a new one every month after you have finished eating the previous one. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3775 Aha.... this proves my theory....navigating a maze backwards is indeed the fastest way.... 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3776 He don't want his tail to get stuck. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3777 No, m-a-z-e…moron. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3778 The rat told me this this experiment was "hedge-gemonic." 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3779 We just gave them a bag of mini-corn seeds… 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3780 Let's hope this one doesn't run into the minitaur. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3781 Traffic's going to be backed up if you keep using twenty mice. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3782 The simpler task is getting through the maize maze. But will it knows it’s a homonym? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3783 This is our ex Presidential candidates maze. If they can't make it through here, that means that they are really too stupid to run again 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3784 I think we're going to need a bigger maze. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3785 This is our biometric entry, 3bd, 2ba pet friendly flat 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3786 Finally we found someone who likes baby corn. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3787 He's gonna have to do the maze again. I'm not saying YOU are the one who gave him access to GPS and Google Maps, but, frankly, I smell a rat. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3788 Do you think my experiment is corny? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3789 Three to one the mouse gets lost. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3790 I've decided that I should be on the pardon list, if that's still in the works. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3791 Laying the groundwork for a new reality show—So You Think You’re Smarter Than A Rodent? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3792 This measures crazy making tolerance. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3793 The cornichon maze was my idea. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3794 Of mice and Minotaur. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3795 What's amazing is that it was able to grow all that corn without pesticides. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3796 The mice in the "Stairway" condition seem to discover there are two paths you can go by. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3797 We're trying to find some use for these miniature trees. 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
3798 I'm betting on 380 mice before one realises they can just go around the maze. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3799 We're testing to see if Ivermectin makes them smarter. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3800 With cheese tucked into every corner, it's truly a field of dreams. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3801 I have a feeling that introducing the other rat with the hockey mask and chainsaw will really get some results 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3802 They said we had to cut down on plastics so I improvised. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3803 '"it's not the destination, it's the journey" 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3804 I know, as a research scientist, that I shouldn't say this, but I HATE lab rats. I hope he gets lost and we NEVER find him. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3805 If it looks rather like your closet, do you have a suggestion? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3806 We call her Susan Collins; we are never certain when she will start and never certain which direction she will take, then she changes her mind. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
3807 This motherfucker… 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3808 When he sees how much everything costs out there, he'll be back. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3809 He insisted it be lactose free cheese before he even stepped foot in the maze. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3810 Who’s DNA WAS INJECTED? Did you bring the stop-watch? 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
3811 Wait till the mouse meets the miniature He Who Walks Behind the Rows! 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3812 Regardless of this particular subject I think we're network prime time worthy. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3813 Sweet maize later on. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3814 I just take hold of the rat's tail and he gives me a full tour with no concern that I will get lost. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3815 We're running out of mice. I hope you remembered to remove the Minotaur? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
3816 For some reason, he'll only run the maze on Halloween. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3817 Afterwards, he'll be taking the family for apple cider donuts and pumpkin spice lattes. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3818 Do you think a mini cornfield will enhance sigmunds chance of beating the time of finishing this maze? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3819 We're looking for his reaction to the haunted scarecrow at the end. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3820 This is a field mouse who was exposed to Roundup. He has developed an affinity for Roundup-treated corn, but there’s untreated maize in the maze too. Hee! Hee! Gosh, I love these challenges! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3821 As I predicted,he stopped to eat the corn 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
3822 She seems to only finish when walking backwards 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3823 The maze is too corny for his taste 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3824 You know if you wanted this to be a valid experiment you might have wanted to use boxwood and not arugula; he’ll eat right through that one. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
3825 Their union threatened to walk if it wasn't authentic. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3826 If he makes it, we'll give him the rest of you. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
3827 You should see the wheel that he turned into a ferris wheel. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
3828 I call it "The A-Maizing Maze". 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
3829 You made sure to feed it first... right? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3830 He's thinking things over. He got lost last time and never found the cheese. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3831 He's a little nervous - the last time, he spent three months in there. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3832 No, I don't know where it got that tiny axe. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3833 … and this is our mice maze section” 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3834 Despite all his rage this rat remains in a maze 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3835 I'm giving this guy a demerit for a half-assed start 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3836 This is going to take him a while. Soooo… what do you wanna do while we wait? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
3837 It’s not about how fast they get through it. It’s about how mindful they are on the journey. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3838 All work and no play makes Dr. Finklestein a dull scientist 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3839 You can jiggle it so it delivers whatever outcome you want! 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3840 It's genetically modified to resist the rat race. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3841 This will probably take awhile. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3842 There’s a mouse in the corn maze. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3843 This may take a while, and I’ve been meaning to ask you out for dinner. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3844 And we sell the corn to Chinese restaurants. 1.1194 0.05431 67 62 2 3
3845 I asked for a "maze" not "maize". 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3846 This will be interesting... I moved his cheese. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3847 He’s testing our patience. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3848 Snorky is the first swordfish successfully managing the maze 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3849 beyond speechless _ blew out your mouth! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3850 No, I didn't forget rats eat, too. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3851 I don't know where the other half is. I thought you had it. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3852 The grass is from Wimbledon. I can smell success. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3853 He is sure that he saw tiny baseball players having a game in the lab last night. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3854 And I suppose when playing golf he hits from the red tees? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3855 Add the snow. Then we'll wait five minutes before we send Jack in after him. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3856 Due to budget cuts we had to use the miniature from "the shining" 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3857 Little guy has a hay ride and candy apples after this! 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
3858 I think he’s already given up 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
3859 I made him a Rubik's cheese cube, but he just ate it. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3860 He wants to know if there’s real or faux fromage at the end! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3861 Let's just hedge our bets 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3862 I’m hedging my tests. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3863 Y won't she start? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3864 Considering how all paths lead to the exit, it comes as a surprise to see subjects 1-8 fail. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3865 It's a-MAZE-ing how fast it grows! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3866 Mary never speaks. I wonder why. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3867 And she did the whole thing backwards with heels. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3868 That's not a mouse, I just seen a rat ahdhdhdhdhdh!! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3869 He's called the installation "Rat Race". 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3870 There's a piece f maize at the end. Get it? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3871 He may need a new lawn mower. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3872 Is it supposed to eat the mini maize? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3873 This half mouse won’t even get half out. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3874 These ESG requirements of our test subjects are getting out of control. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3875 It's a test decsion model for Congress, but so far the rats still stop after the first turn. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3876 Let’s find out why! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3877 He didn't seem very appreciative of our special design efforts 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3878 Wouldn’t mind going through your corn maize tonight after work. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3879 I still think it was in poor taste to name the subject Cedric Diggory 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3880 If he has "The Shining", we should know in about an hour. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3881 He’s the fastest mouse to finish the maze, but his father owns the miniature corn maze company so he’s got the advantage 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3882 The competition for Lead Research Fellow is quite stiff. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3883 I know it's corny, but I have him run through "the maize." 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3884 We first tried it with children, but those results were...mixed. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3885 Wait till he meets the cute little axe murderer. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3886 We'll see if it goes where the money is 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3887 I hope she can find my keys. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3888 all work and no cheese make jack a dull mouse 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3889 Another rat trap.... is it a teardown or a fix-me-upper? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3890 Their labor union bargained for better working conditions. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3891 He's loyal, what can I tell you, he did his first post graduate work at University of Indiana. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
3892 Intern, this time place the food at the end of the maze, not in the middle. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3893 Actually, it's a baby corn maze. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3894 In theory, the rats will give us more stars on Yelp. 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
3895 Is the mouse fake or is the maze fake? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3896 46 percent learn that all paths lead to the treat. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3897 First rule of science: a tiny maze needs tiny maize. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3898 I lost my virginity in a corn field. I’m hoping the rat will find it. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3899 And Jack is still in the far right corner, yeah? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
3900 He finds masturbating first really clears his mind. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3901 You know Helen, we had to be more inclusive to the country mouse 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
3902 Get it? A little maize? 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
3903 My 'tiny corn' experiment is working out amazingly well. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3904 I know it sounds corny but our theory, 'if we build it, they will come', seems to work. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3905 Yes, so far they've all eaten their way through. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3906 Our results will save countless children. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
3907 If he eats the maze, we'll just say he won 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
3908 See? The mouse thinks just like a human! If you know you can't finish it, don't even start. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3909 This one thinks he's the Big Cheese... 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3910 You take scientific observation to a whole new level. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3911 Last October my son and his friends took 27 minutes to get through the maize maze at Grover's Farm. I bet him that a mouse could do it faster. 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
3912 He wants to know if the maze is gluten free. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3913 Even though he doesn’t want to go back to working in the office, he is still an amazing employee. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3914 Science is aMAZEing 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3915 This experiment in creating miniature hedges is proving quite successful 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3916 Do we really need to do this to solve the maze in the cereal box? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3917 Few people know this, but this area is also where we grow those tiny corn things you find on hors d'oeuvre trays. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
3918 Let’s start before it realizes freedom. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
3919 Gaze at May's amazing maize maze, Maisey! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
3920 Astonishingly, the mouse headed straight to the corn maze after we gave it a pumpkin spice latte and one of those hats from instagram. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3921 Why again are we doing this? I keep getting lost. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3922 The baby maize is my favorite maze. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3923 It reduces our carbon footprint by 3.6%. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3924 If the rat masters the maze, I'll return your mouth. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3925 The test results are autumnal. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3926 Corn Maze or Weird Psychology Experiment? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
3927 Get ready to catch him after he finds the cheese and races back out trying to escape. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3928 You never can "tail" where he'll wind up, Ha Ha. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
3929 So you spent millions of dollars of department funding to grow micro-corn so Algernon could, and I quote, ‘get into the fall spirit’? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3930 That’s a maze of my own making 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3931 How long before he figures out it isn't a crop circle? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3932 Well me know the extra sharp cheddar did not work, but I have a theory the double dry aged Gouda will provide outstanding results! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
3933 If he solves it it's his dinner. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3934 If you build it they will come is my finding 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3935 Once we genetically engineered the corn to miniaturize it, this is the best use we could think of. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3936 WE MAY HAVE TO PROVIDE IT WITH CONTACTS! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3937 Inventive plant biologists have given us an amazing mini maze of maize. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3938 We've also started using non-dairy cheese. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3939 Do you know how hard it was to create a tiny sweet corn hybrid? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3940 If he won't enter, is the maze really there? 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
3941 We call this one the “corn maize.” 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3942 He freezes when he hears, "Amazing maize maze." You OK? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
3943 I’m leaving early. My son just made it to the next level in Minecraft and it’s driving me mad. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
3944 Since the start of the laxitive trial, they always cover their tracks. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
3945 Forget the rat, WHRRES YOUR MOUTH !! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
3946 We developed it from the "baby corn" used in Chinese stir-fry! 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3947 I know you won't reveal our results, Speak-No-Evil. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3948 Yes, those miniature corn you get in your stir-fry. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
3949 There is no real exist. We just want to see if he is smart enough to turn around and come out the entrance. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
3950 Yes, it's more "natural," but if he doesn't stop eating the hedge foliage. this is going to take forever. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3951 We're auditioning for a new show, 'America's Top Lab Rat"! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
3952 Record the rat race in a maize labyrinth as an amazing lab result. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3953 This is an exact replica of Trump’s neural pathways. Everyone who enters loses their way. 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
3954 We tried with humans firsts,but our rats are 10 x faster. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3955 He just beat his own record and he did it backwards. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3956 The only problem is that they have no money for an entrance fee. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3957 Our hypothesis is that he will find the way out before eating the whole maze. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
3958 It’s the First Baby Narwhal Study of its kind. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3959 Rodney is testing the latest GPS chip with voice commands 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
3960 He’s not lost, he’s just taking the scenic route. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3961 I thought “labyrinth rat” had a playful tone to it. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
3962 Do you think I should name him Husky or Unicorn? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
3963 Next time don’t eat all the cheese. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3964 My working hypothesis is rats can smell a gangbang 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3965 Do you think he'll get that it's a "Maize Maze" before he figures out how to escape? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3966 Sure, topiary is more expensive, but since the pandemic most mice prefer to work from home 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3967 I built it, they came. Not sure how he'll get around them after the first bend. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3968 This is just a model. There's an enormous rat in the corn maze outside. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3969 Algernon is not going to be pleased when he runs into our new variable, Vecna. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3970 he is looking for his better half 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
3971 A labyrinth of rosemary will enhance its inclination to FIND its cheese.” 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
3972 This is all we can afford, with your president jacking up the cost of food. Soon we'll be eating that rat. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3973 Do you think he’ll escape the rat race? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3974 I figure while He's trying to get through the maze I can show you some experiments in my office. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3975 Yes he has seen The Shining, but I think he'll be OK. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3976 Just so you know. He’s a descendant of the mouse that beat Charley Gordon (played by Cliff Robinson) in the 1968 movie Charley. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3977 Might be a bit tricky, the maize has a weak GPS signal. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3978 Now we see if all work and no play has made him a dull boy. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3979 The first time through it learned to do the pruning 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3980 He refuses to run any more trials unless we double the food reward. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3981 He loves a little maize. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3982 Do you want me to call your cell phone! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3983 Problem is, they're always full before they reach the end. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3984 In this next experiment we'll see if the rat can find your mouth... 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3985 Out of the rat race. Into racing rats. Corny huh? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3986 How do we challenge his negative thinking? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3987 Mice don’t eat wheat, right? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3988 Whelp, looks like Adam Grant’s languishing held up for non-human subjects. These guys took twice as long to make it to the cookies.” 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3989 He should be fine, as long he doesn't run into the Mice of the Maize. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3990 BLM need researched rehearsed regurgitated talking points .. to explain the maze of required 990 form filings" 💰 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3991 ‘When teen mice hit a dead end, they are likely to make out with each other’ 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3992 I always forget the "no-action" alternative. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3993 Only the smartest get to try our maize maze..... 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
3994 You are going to be amazed at these results! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
3995 Here at the Harvest Festival Science Institute we have discovered strong corollary data to support the conclusion that white rats are smarter than seven year old children. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
3996 Do you think it would matter if substituted bacon for the cheese"? Mike Rossi, Hackettstown, N 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
3997 Cheese 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
3998 We're looking for a decision to create an artisanal whiskey. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
3999 This maze simulates 2020+. Let's see if the rat navigates it better than we did. 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
4000 The new drug should cause heightened discernment between maze and maize. 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
4001 Lets hope this one doesn't eat his own path. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4002 Grace, we’re running our study AND countering the blockage of shipping from Ukrsine! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4003 His GPS freaking out. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4004 Sure, there's crop damage, but he massacred the tiny deer. 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
4005 With the benefits of modern analytics, I say he gets through in under six seconds 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4006 My hypothesis is that, as he progressively ingest more THC, at some point he just won't care anymore. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4007 You see, she’s not the best at engineering mazes, but she is becoming a rather adept tiny corn farmer. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4008 Oh there's no reward. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4009 she ain’t gonna make it in one life 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4010 Instead of cheese, we’re trying Jack Nicholson’s voice as the stimulus this time. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4011 Remember Jessica if you lose you have to do the real maze 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4012 What do think of my miniature corn? Pretty cool, huh? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4013 This one's been sitting there for three hours trying to decide which way to go. I call him "The Tourist". 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4014 He's a U of U grad, he'll avoid the Y. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4015 I bet you a dinner he doesn’t make it. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4016 We didn’t anticipate the rats would prefer the corn to the cheese. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4017 It’s October so we made the maze festive 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4018 Amazing! 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4019 No, I named her that because she goes through it with so gracefully. But your way is even funnier. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4020 His speed is amazing. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4021 The one who figures out she can gnaw straight through wins. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4022 Do you think he realizes that our tenure applications depend on how quickly he solves this maze? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4023 I know Pip is your favourite but Nick here just did a full re-enactment of The Shining. So what if he didn’t have the axe… are you kidding me?! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4024 I thought I'd make the whole maze out of food to find out what it's really looking for. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4025 He'll a maize you! 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4026 You know in Britain it's called "maize." 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4027 Do You Think He'll Eat All That Corn? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4028 It's an intricate network of passages I call a corn field. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4029 Subject is experiencing a conflict: whether to enter on the left or on the right, and is afraid of making the wrong decision. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4030 The Select Committee asked us to study how much a speech can influence behavior 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4031 We’re validating the Immobilization Due to Current Events Syndrome. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4032 You’re bored? This poor guy has been running this maze for the last year. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4033 Our hypothesis is that the Minotaur won’t react so violently to mice 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4034 We got a research grant from the Corn Topiary Foundation. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4035 Poor thing. He doesn’t realize there is no signal in here to access his gps app. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4036 He's been that way for more than an hour now. Frankly, I don't think he gives a rat's patootie. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4037 Research for the fall fair has been well funded this year 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4038 If we shrink your fiance , he'll be trapped in there forever 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4039 I don’t have the heart to tell him that it’s not an English garden. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4040 Today is his birthday, should we let him go or play some music ? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4041 It's a test to see if the mouse gets the pun of this being a maize maze. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4042 We’re seeing increased performance when the mice wear uggs and flannels 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4043 After the study, we’ll examine whether or not the organic grass made him smarter. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4044 He won't get started until Google sets a route to Wisconsin. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4045 So. The theory goes that A Straight Line Will Produce a Fat Rat. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4046 NObody wants to go back to the rat race these days! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4047 Do we count the tail? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4048 If he conquers the maze he qualifies for the experimental drugs lab. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4049 And then we gave it some secateurs... 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4050 It's a win-win situation, but this one seems to panic. He's very good at the zero sum maze. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
4051 It was already built before we noticed the maize typo. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4052 I think we need a larger labyrinth for a cat not a rat. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4053 Which Mousketeer are you? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4054 Maybe evolution really is going backwards. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
4055 The new gift cards as prizes don’t seem to be motivating them at all. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4056 Of course he can't read it--neither can I! 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4057 TAIL'S DOWN. YOU LOOSE 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4058 Instead of lab rats, we're calling them free range maze mice to feel better about ourselves. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4059 I told you. It’s all about the curb appeal. He’s sold! 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4060 He's trained us to give him a treat when he comes out the other side. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4061 See I told you it would remind you of your husband cutting the backyard bushes, I hid the beer in the center. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4062 Despite all the grain, it’s still just a rat in a maze. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4063 Is there anything mention in our anticipated outcomes for a mouse deciding to complete the maze backwards ? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4064 The mouse will run the other way 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4065 With the new ‘mouse-scaper’ razor, the subject should be able to trim these hedges in record time. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4066 It's a maze, but for mice. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4067 This new brain drug we're testing really seems to work. Not only is he completing the maze in record time but he's learned to grow his own corn. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4068 She always sniffs around to see who’s there before entering 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4069 He's a self starter so don't rush him 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4070 She can eat her way out if lost. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4071 May the mouse make the maize maze? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4072 We found him eating garbage at the Olympics so we have high hopes. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4073 What do you mean it's a corny experiment? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4074 He's asking for satnav 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4075 So,the Labyrinth is a piece of cake,is it 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4076 These baby narwhals are consistently the fastest. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4077 In this study, we are assessing its potential for finding lost children. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4078 Today's sample is a blend of strychnine and an audacious little camembert. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4079 I was never much good at designing studies. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4080 They complained about monotonous work, and we listened. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4081 The prize is your yoghurt from the employee fridge. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4082 Feels like we're really stalking them now. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4083 I took up gardening during quarantine. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4084 We've done it! The longest rat on record! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4085 They don't usually get past the entrance on the maize maze. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4086 It tests the effects of a pumpkin spice latte 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4087 They had a starting gun at the last lab........ 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4088 and after this,we'll put the makeup on him 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4089 He hasn’t been in a maze before—the rat, I mean. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4090 Oops! I forgot this mouse loves micro-corn. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4091 This breed has also been trained in apple picking, jumping in piles of leaves, and scenic foliage road tripping. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4092 You always want to test your laboratory results under real life circumstances. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4093 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4094 Hum, you can certainly label this as a corny maze. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4095 I’ve lost a few humans already. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4096 Don't worry, I dropped some cheese clues so Benny won't get lost! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4097 I knew we shouldn’t have cut corners on the Minotaur. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4098 He needed a hand to get through the maze. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4099 I thought he'd have a better chance of making it through if there were something to stalk. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4100 It's after his feeding, so maybe he won't nibble through. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4101 Watch this particular rat. He reminds me of a stir crazy octopus. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4102 According to my records, this is the 12th Mouse & Maze cartoon contest image we've used in the last two years. At some point, you would think we'd track a humoristic trait from our audience. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4103 Someone snitched about the port key 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4104 Who stole my cheese? 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4105 He's about to enter the life test, do you think that this subject will be the one that finally comes out ok? 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4106 It's to understand the Royals better 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4107 It's made of lemongrass. There's no appeal. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4108 The rat will be so amazed going through this maze at the reward of the maize! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4109 He can now generate a corny joke every 7 minutes. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4110 Today is maize day. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4111 Mildred, that reminds me: want to come to place tonight for a game of checkers?? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4112 Never seen such an enthused subject, as this is only Maze 101? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4113 Apparently the Architectural Committee got past security. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4114 Hopefully this one finds my keys 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4115 Do you think they can tell I'm into Historical Romance? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4116 It's also water efficient. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4117 Did you cut the cheese? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4118 The regulations for lab rats preclude me from overly frustrating the little guy, like by having no way out of the maze. However, we have a lot more freedom to experiment with student subjects. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4119 He's demanding lizard eggs instead of cheese. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4120 My hypothesis? He’ll eat his way out. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4121 I said order maize for the rats. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4122 It's clearly not the same results as the Zoom maze. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4123 Do you like baby corn? Well, so do rats apparently. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4124 Says he wants a "safe zone" or he won't participate in the experiment. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4125 If I’m not mistaken, it’s the intestines of a mammoth privacy boxwood. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4126 The mouse and the maize 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4127 Well, Fran, I told you that he had a long night. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4128 Have you got your booster shot. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4129 The hardest part was finding corn stalks that small. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4130 Yes, he's a homophonic rat. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4131 This test identifies the cream of the crop 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4132 Nasty, brutish and short-- but with miniture corn Well, we did discover that the life is nasty, brutish and short-- Now we've added miniture corn "maize" to the mix 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4133 We follow a work hard, play hard philosophy 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4134 With good rainfall we should see results late summer. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4135 That's how we do it here in the UK. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4136 And when we're done with the experiment, we sell the tiny ears of corn to Red Hot Szechuan. 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
4137 I want you to be coauthor on the paper. 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
4138 Amazing, right? The project is code-named "stalking the solution. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4139 We're one step closer to bioengineering your mouse mouth. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4140 This experiment is so Mickey Mouse 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4141 At least this maze won’t feel like work. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4142 It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single mouse in possession of cheese must be in want of a mate. Time how fast she finds him. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4143 This begins trial number 4. Please let me know if you find the first 3 mice, they’re somewhere in the maze but I’m lost 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4144 His implanted GPS should get him through with no problem. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4145 Remember High School ? If it gets through we get to kiss . 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4146 This isn't the first time I've put a mouse through a tiny corn hole. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4147 Iowa rat…he’ll only cooperate if it’s a corn maze. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4148 Did you remember the cheese cubes? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4149 We had to make it harder because they were literally eating into our cheese budget. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4150 On crop circles, she never got past the crops. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4151 He's already made it through the pumpkin patch. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4152 Soon they’ll slow down, become introspective, and get the munchies. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4153 This is agricultural research. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4154 this is way over budget 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4155 Size doesn’t matter. It’s all about proportion . 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
4156 it’s simple if they avoid the swastika their liberal 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4157 This Rat can’t find his way out of a paper bag, let alone a corn maze. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4158 We call it our "Amazing Labyrinth," but to him, it can be puzzling. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4159 It should be OK to eat your way through. "Maze" was a staple for Native Americans, 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4160 If it finds the way out of the maze, you drown, bottle, and label it "Smart". 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4161 We have a movie planned for the day they learn to play baseball. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4162 The rat is such a Harry Potter fan we had to build him a maze, complete with a moving hedge. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4163 Pay attention because the tailgate party is about to begin. Btw, something wrong with your mouth? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4164 I would be amazed if Schrödinger’s cat doesn’t make an appearance but then maybe not 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4165 He’s still studying the map? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4166 Thanks to GMO crops we’re finally able to investigate whether rats appreciate puns. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4167 The hard part was convincing them that it’s fun. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4168 I'm sorry you're disappointed, but my experiments with mouse telepathy are accurately categorised as a maize thing". 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4169 They never make it to the end, they 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4170 She's in there somewhere! 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4171 It seems to have developed human-level cognition; I was stuck in exactly the same spot. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4172 What do you hope to achieve by placing half of a mouse at the entrance to a maze? 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4173 I guess we should start working on the next booster shot now. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4174 soo…how many children lived there? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4175 I told you if you want Algernon to work you need to give him flowers 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4176 We call it “The Tiny Maize Tiny Maze”, TTMTM for short. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4177 At the end, there's a teeny corn cob as a reward. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4178 Oh, fuck! 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4179 Great idea Professor King, a corn adds a nice touch over the standard maze. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4180 Growing it from seed is one way to stay in budget. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4181 No, the mouse is not named Brandon, but this is the Trump maze. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4182 He always stops at the entrance to say a little prayer. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4183 He won't start without a GPS system. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4184 We should try the yellow cornfield. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4185 Let's give her one more chance. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4186 I’m not holding my breath on this one. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4187 What? It’s a maize. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4188 Stephen King helped us design it. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4189 You know, there are other kinds of intelligence 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4190 This will be interesting because this maze has no exit. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4191 This one won't budge until you say.."On your marks...get set...go!" 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4192 We’re gonna make the mice do the maze 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4193 If you think this is impressive you should see what he does with a slice of pizza in the subway. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4194 It’s an exact replica. Right down to the rat costume I’ll be wearing. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4195 You think it’s corny, don’t you? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4196 We learn the most about their behavior when we watch them go through the maize. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4197 What's fun about this is that we have a tiny helicopter to airlift him in case he gets lost" 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4198 We are testing to see if middle-aged mice haunted by a broken relationship with their father will build a baseball diamond. So far we've only gotten mazes... 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4199 It's probably time to trim the hedges soon. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4200 Just have no idea what to do with all the baby corn. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4201 He doesn't know it's a trap 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4202 This time we will use fish chum. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4203 Backwards exit! That's one smart rat. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4204 Hypothetically, if someone I was secretly in love with from work came over for dinner, what wine would pair with this cheese?” 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4205 go get the rats…” @ephwhip 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4206 no prey, no pay 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4207 So what’s the over-under on this wager? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4208 It’s not quite free range but the mice like it. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4209 Just ignore that "redrum" chant in the background 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4210 To be in step with the times, it’s a climate resilient maze 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4211 It's not where you start. It's where you finish. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4212 Supply chain issues with the cheddar and Swiss? Didn't see that coming! 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4213 Yep! The people definitely believe they are scientists” ? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4214 Where did you think those tiny ears of corn came from? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4215 Maybe Fritos corn chips was the wrong reward. Let’s try Cheese Whiz. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4216 The little corns are interesting, but the tiny rutabagas are a real game changer. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4217 Are the mice ready? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4218 Let's add some heat and see if anything pops. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4219 We have substituted swiss for american. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4220 I see the rat has returned to normal size. Say, you didn't eat any of the corn, did you? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4221 Another thing ruined by GPS... 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4222 Allegorically, rat refuses to leave maize maze. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4223 Bring in the kestrel, that oughta perk him up a bit. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4224 Competition is fierce to attract elite runners. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4225 I don’t give a rat’s ass what your research says… 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4226 Subsidies are the real cheese, Dorothy. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4227 we always test things first with the mice 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4228 It's to see how well mice can handle a Stephen King story situation. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4229 Do you think these little fellers can tell the difference between maize and maze ? 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4230 Let’s try again. The last one didn’t make it out. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4231 that's as far as he'll get with a zapped cortex 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4232 Thankfully the government subsidizes corn, otherwise we wouldn't have gotten that grant for our cancer research. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4233 Relax. Our Timothy will be OK. I always put a slice of cheese on him just in case. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4234 What kind of cheese did we use today? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4235 Next let's see how well he can carve a pumpkin! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4236 You will be a-mazed at this! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4237 How about Maïs Maze for Mice? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4238 Dr. Greensleeves, this experiment will prove that the taxonomic designation mus is moot. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
4239 I keep trying to tell them, it’s not about the destination. It’s about the friends they make along the way. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4240 There's a small block of Stilton cheese at the end of the maze. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4241 His cousin is navigating a maze of skyscrapers in the lab next door. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4242 Do you think the wheat seedlings will be ready for export before the end of the Ukraine war? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4243 We reward them with hot cider, doughnuts, and caramel apples. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4244 The rats' union requested a more humane labyrinth. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4245 We test the layout using baby corn before scaling it up in autumn. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4246 He appears to be fed up with a dead end job. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4247 Are the children armed? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4248 It’s an eco friendly maze. The rat’s equipped with geolocation to save energy. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4249 After this control we then place the Farmer’s wife in the center. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4250 Do you think the tenure committee will appreciate the real-world applicability of my research on 'optimizing spatial disorientation for autumnal labyrinthal annexation using the Zea mays family model'" 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4251 As you can see, we are trying everything we can to boost morale around here. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4252 If cheese doesn't work, let's get the cat. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4253 I was wondering why they were saving their corn. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4254 It’s a disruptive maze for loosing your whiskers and finding yourself. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4255 This one’s like my sister, a real over thinker. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4256 I'm not really a fan of Beyoncé 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4257 MOUSE: ? this maze is so confusing ?? SCIENTIST [ eyes popping out like a cartoon] : ? this mouse can talk??? :0 Research Assistant: did you assume i was the woman? 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
4258 I have’em start at the end, to see if that helps. 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
4259 He'll get started in a minute-he's just waiting for Jack Nicholson. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4260 My mind is mesmerized by measuring a mighty mouse meandering in an amazing maize maze. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4261 We'll also be testing the efficacy of the Maize Maze today. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4262 It took her a day and a half to get that far but she's lactose intolerant. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4263 He wants to know should he visual Hampton Court Palace maze or Schoenbrunn Palace maze? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4264 We’re using the maize to test memory retention. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4265 Ess Pee Feff? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4266 We decided to use a Net Zero maze. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4267 He hasn't moved because he's worried about climate change. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4268 He says if he isn't able to make an all-cash offer, why even bother looking? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4269 While he's finding his way out of the labyrinth.............. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4270 CHART HIS PROGRESS VERY CAREFULLY 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4271 This lab rat’ s brain is engineered to ferret out food 50% faster than its patents. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4272 This isn't working. Let's try his country cousin." 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4273 No, this has nothing to do with research, but there is some serious money betting that the boa gets him before he gets the cheese. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4274 Diane, you asked for a miniature maze, so I constructed a ‘Lab’yrinth 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4275 I told you he's a corny rat. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4276 This could take months, but he’ll eventually finish it. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4277 In Soviet Russia, maze solves mouse. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4278 This reminds me, I haven't seen my mother since she walked to the store last week. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4279 I call it inflation maze.. It is very hard to get out of it. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4280 She hates this. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4281 We do this every Halloween. If he finds his way out, we approve the corn maze design for fall festivals. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4282 I meant "maze," not "maize" 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4283 Can you predict who can find the mouse? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4284 We’re testing to see if he’ll scamper to the exit or eat his way out. Fast or feast. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4285 ...then, here's the popcorn to consider. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4286 Apparently, we failed to make the Nutrition Facts form complete. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4287 I call this test ‘rat in a maize.’ 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4288 I am aMAZEd by this rat” 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4289 He’ll be distracted for quite a long time. Have I mentioned that I’m sapiosexual? 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4290 If she sees her shadow before reaching the end then it's not yet Fall. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4291 We’ll either get more neural connections or our biggest harvest yet. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4292 I would like to have sexual relations with you. 1.1010 0.03931 99 92 4 3
4293 yeah, the experiment here is, like, something life-alteringly traumatic is about to happen to him, right? well, we’ll watch that and then follow him into his early 30s to see if he’s hilarious on twitter or writes for tv or something 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4294 Still waiting for the research subject to give us the go-ahead... 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4295 We call this our Amazing Maize Graze Maze challenge. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4296 Let’s call this one Donald and watch how he try’s to get through it. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4297 The cheese is not to scale. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4298 It's a maize. Get it? I'm here all week, folks. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4299 We are testing him after a steady diet to Fox News. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4300 I think it should be bigger. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4301 I told you he doesn't like pimento. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4302 Oh, we're not gathering any data. Just watching these silly little creatures scurry around helps us blow off steam. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4303 Fake rat. Keeps mouse from escaping during an experiment. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4304 Rat #324 in the THC group. He too fell asleep after facing the daunting first test of left or right. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4305 He refuses to do the maze. The marijuana makes him lazy. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4306 The woods can be a scary place, if you've never been. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4307 He probably would solve it faster if he didn't stop to eat the corn 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4308 Willie is amazed by the maize maze. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4309 Yes, it a-mazes him, too. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4310 Next, we send him down a rabbit hole. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4311 I guess we shouldn't have made it out of maize, but I couldn't resist. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4312 Well, let's see if Pinky has finally developed a brain. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4313 Maize makes more sense. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4314 I just asked them to build an amazing small maze! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4315 We start the mice in miniscule maizes before we move them into the larger labyrinths. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4316 9 out of 10 mice so far prefer the artisanal corn maze experience to standard cardboard 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4317 We've found that the rats are more respondent when *money* is the end prize 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4318 I know that's not the way we operate, but there was only funding exclusively for 'field studies' " 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4319 The mouse found it too easy to cheat the corn maze, so we had to switch to baby corn. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4320 What does this mean for the war in Ukraine? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4321 This is the last contestant on Mice vs. Maize. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4322 WE BUILE IT, BUT ONLY ONE CAME 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4323 It may look peaceful,but the enemy comes in waves. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4324 We DO have a reuse plan. AND Miracle Gro will double their endowment if we give it to their demo farm before October 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4325 10 bucks this one won't graze through the maze like the ones before! 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
4326 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2... 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
4327 Beasley, note that G21b has paused at the entrance to the enhanced maze, quite possibly expressing qualms that he is by profession a laboratory rat. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4328 They created this one for me. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
4329 After all these years it looks like our attempt to breed a minature corn plant was successful 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4330 Now,Ms. Studious,if our test subject here is woke,he will navigate the maze. If not he will be exterm ….. uh …. I mean cancelled. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
4331 What are you doing tonight m’lady? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4332 Our careers are like this maze, an exercise in futility, followed by a dead end. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4333 After this is the long-wait-for-the-port-a-potty test. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4334 It's a maize... get it? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4335 He's trying to break his own record. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4336 I don't know how other departments do it. Getting them to run the maize on their own was incredibly difficult. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4337 I’m just about ready to quit this rat race, aren’t you? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4338 This new rat maize allows us to apply for grants AND subsidies. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4339 I'm trying to prove a hypothesis. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4340 Ever feel as if we're ALL lab rats, Elizabeth? Desperately trying to navigate the mini corn maze to our beloved's heart. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4341 At first they laughed when a pharmaceutical company was bought by a cereal for kids. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4342 Your maize maze is amazing, Maisie, but it's not quite what we had in mind. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4343 If he solves it? His farm subsidies get extended five years. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4344 'I told the mouse it was organic but it wants it to be gluten free also. It's a mouse maize maze miasma.' 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4345 It seems that he doesn't take the test seriously. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4346 We call this mouse Rudy and he fell asleep at the starting line 2 hours ago. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4347 What do you think about this model? I shaved it last night. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4348 They were starting to protest... 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4349 I'm hearing that all the action these days is in whale poop. 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4350 We’re scheduled to finish up around Halloween. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4351 I got the idea from watching Field of Dreams. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4352 Did you remember to put the cheese in? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4353 President Biden did it in two hours. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4354 It's a corn maze - since kids love to run through these at Holloween, I thought we could add a little excitement for our lab rats." 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4355 I always wondered where those ears of corn came from. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4356 The longer they are in there, the better they fertilize the corn. We harvest the mini cobs and they taste amazing! 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4357 This is just part of my all mouse remake of The Shining 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4358 I’m telling you, there’s no way he’s going to do as well as the field mouse. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4359 It’s the bite-sized corn that’s slowing them down”. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4360 The clue I gave him is "pretend that this is a reshoot, now go find Shoeless Joe" 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4361 If he makes it out, we'll have him for lunch 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4362 Farmville needed a backer for their augmented reality initiative, and well… 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4363 It's the new test for habeas corpus. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4364 There’s no experiment. We just like to mess with the little creature’s minds! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4365 agro chemicals killed our rat..... 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4366 Fifteen to one it won't find the way out. Wanna bet? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4367 What happen if he eats his way out? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4368 We have to offer remote,leafier options now. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4369 Then the voice said, 'If you secure grant funding for it, they will come.' 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4370 I punctured my lung by eating cereal. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4371 Will he go left or right in the latest poll? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4372 They wanted to reenact the final scene of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4373 I told you that seeds were a bad choice for the reward at the end of the maze. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4374 The test - will he follow it or eat it? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4375 I just submitted this to the Oxford English Dictionary as the 27th letter of the alphabet. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4376 Like our little Ricky here, I would persevere in any maze to win your love. Will you marry me, Professor Jones? 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4377 You’ll find your observations amazing 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4378 Why don't you have a mouth? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4379 He's now quite good at the maize. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4380 Based on the data from the other tests, I don't think he can process corn. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4381 I think he is paralyzed for choice.:. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4382 Do you think we gave him too many decisions to make and he died of frustration? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4383 We told them it's kinda like a race car track and you get s sport endorsement if you win. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4384 By the way, this is where ‘eeny, meeny, miny, moe’ originated. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4385 This is the most organized rats nest I’ve ever seen! 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4386 It's a 'Stupid Test' to see if the rat is stupid enough to go into one of these stupid mazes. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4387 Aliens With psychology degrees modify their crop circles 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4388 Heh, their pattern recognition is rather ah-maize-ing. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4389 We’re back to square one after the popcorn maze fiasco… 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4390 He'll be out in 14 minutes. But time slows in a maze, so he'll also be 8 seconds younger. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4391 Shows affinity to maize. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4392 No, the white mouse is Haring, the grey one is Hilbert. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4393 He refuses to join the Rat Race! 1.0959 0.04843 73 69 1 3
4394 I thought we were growing maize, not a maze. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4395 We name them all. This one is Joe Biden. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4396 Cute maize 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4397 He thinks we hid his mobile in there, but it´s in my pocket. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4398 Is it too soon to say this experiment is corny? 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4399 Regardless of the test results or conclusions, we can still keep the baby corn. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4400 Let's see if the Mus Musculus patience is like us Home Sapiens. Making their own end to the Zea Mays maze. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4401 Next time don't use miniture corn stalks. This could take days. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4402 Instead of the waiting room this will give us more time to keep them waiting. Brilliant,eh! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4403 I tore my hair out over this one! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4404 He’s hoping to reconnect with his father. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4405 I told you it's too obvious. He does like to be challenged. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4406 I liked it better when we used to put makeup on them. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4407 Ok, know we know he can do it backwards, let's see if he can do it with only somersaults. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4408 This is year 2023. But first we will test it on mice 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4409 If its successful, we’ll send it to Meta for their advertising opt-out procedures. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4410 First time I’ve given a zero maze score. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4411 The results of these tests are much more exciting when you use one of these live mice we have in the cages behind me versus one you just retrieved from a mouse trap! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4412 Yes, yes—it IS an amazingly corny gag. But I HAD to do it—FOR SCIENCE. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4413 The art department went overboard again 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4414 Janet, the results are in and I think you’ll be a-maize-d how corny they are. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4415 I believe it’s spelled ‘maize’, the ‘I’ is silent 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4416 I drew a picture of your mom on my clipboard, this is what your mom looks like. 1.0941 0.04307 85 80 2 3
4417 If he goes left, right, left, left, right, then left, he’ll find your mouth. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4418 Focus groups say "Maize Maze" is redundant. How do you like "Corn Maze"? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4419 Amazing, it sez here that mice don’t like maize, so the maze should hold 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4420 What do you think? Will the mice be able to "amaze" this time !!! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4421 No experiment today ; it’s her graduation ,wedding ,and funeral ceremony. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4422 By October, we should have them all trained as guides. We'll make enough to fund our research for years! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4423 The only way to get the millennials to try is by posting it on TikTok. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4424 Hmmm… this rat really like corn. Let’s do another test! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4425 Look I just gave them a cornfield. They're the ones who turned it into a rat race again. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4426 Prepare to be a-mazed? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4427 We’re trying to isolate specific genes for hedge fund managers. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4428 In this experiment I've turned your mouth into a mouse. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4429 And so our investigation begins into the epigenetic memory of crop mazes in Rattus rattus. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4430 We’re testing the Nicholson-King hypothesis. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4431 I ran out of cheese. Can you get them some hedge trimmers? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4432 It’s brain waves say, “compared to a rat’s nest, this is a piece of cake.” 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4433 Only one - a female - was smart enough to eat their way out. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4434 The mouse can't decide. Is it corn, or is it maize? 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4435 I’m amazed that you’re not amaze over the maze. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4436 Next we’re going to reverse engineer an escape room! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4437 Maizatol increased her performance in the haunted house too. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4438 We're building a bigger one for suitability before one can run for Congress. 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
4439 We can ditch our capricious donors, monetize the assets we already have, and maze out our own legalized gambling goldrush! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4440 We haven't administered anything to this one yet. It appears to be an existential crisis. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4441 I know it seems corny, but the study specifically calls for a maze made of maize. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4442 Last trip.. and no cheese! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
4443 All pathways lead to lock-up for this one. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
4444 It's a matter finding or eating the way through to the finish line or both. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
4445 Maybe they'll find out why trump is still president - then he can't run again... 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
4446 It’s scientifically proven that he will NOT eat his way through. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
4447 If he makes it through he gets an account on Truth Social. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4448 We call this breed "Rattus Midwesternus." 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4449 He tried to ask for a fountain but I said no way. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4450 Sustainability is a new initiate for us animal testers 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4451 I think they said '"Maze" - not "Maize" !! 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4452 Yikes. This one is allergic to corn. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4453 Remind me to never again replicate results out of Great Britain. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4454 As you can see, we’ve made a maze of maize. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4455 Does the minotaur like baby corn? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4456 Marvelous. It appears our rodent specimen has adapted to,how do I say,#fallvibes. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4457 I recall someone saying "Science can't be festive..." 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4458 I told you the US education system would be a confounder eventually. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4459 Their performance decreases when incentivized with pumpkin spice latte instead of cheese, as this triggers the primitive instinct to be lost in a corn maze. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4460 So today’s theme is Ohio… 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4461 It’s a Maize Maze, get it?!!! 1.0920 0.04211 87 82 2 3
4462 If this works, it means we can breach Nancy Pelosi's office on January 6." 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
4463 He deserved a fun maze, as all work and no play will make jack a dull rat. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
4464 Oh, I’m actually testing eye drops on this little guy. The corn maze was here when I clocked in. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4465 And what's your number? 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
4466 I think he's stuck. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4467 The request came from the Archer Midlands Daniels folks, another customer satisfaction study... 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4468 Sure I had a hard time finding miniature popcorn plants, but if he starts eating the walls, I just turn on the heating pad. Did you ever see a lab rat explode? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4469 The bonsai started as hobby at home and I thought I’d share the fun. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
4470 No, it's more a Hunger Games situation 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4471 -New ethical guidelines? -Yes, the samples now have to consent. -Have to? -Well atleast we have ethically sourced grains for the maze. -I guess thats a start. 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
4472 He may know his way around his neighborhood but he's in for a surprise here! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
4473 Still think my corn-shrinking experiments are a waste of time? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4474 Test subject 1014 insists we address him as '"Johnny". 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4475 The Halloween Industrial Complex has switched from testing mazes on children to rats in an effort to minimize legal exposure.” 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4476 When do I start? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
4477 Waze this maize-made maze. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4478 Now Janet,all I need is your email address and so we can send you the results of your maze. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
4479 OK, that does it — if he doesn’t make it through this time, we’re eating him. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4480 Our results have been amaizing, but the baby corn farmers aren't pleased. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
4481 This one's got Tesla's autopilot installed. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4482 He took a landscaping course in College! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
4483 I think he’s glad to get back in the rat race! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4484 The test isn't whether he can find his way out; it's how long it takes him to realize he could simply eat his way out. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4485 It's pronounced the same but spelled m-a-i-z-e. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4486 This one has promise. He did it in reverse. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4487 There's plant-based cheese at the end of this one. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4488 Personally, I think calling it a 'Maize Maze' would be just as corny! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4489 Why do you work with mice? Because they don't usually get lost in their work. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4490 This one is not so easily swayed. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
4491 This experiment is off the records, Janine. Hopefully this one will find Colonel Kurtz 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4492 My lil corn maze is infested with rats! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
4493 the mice are undergoing an agricultural revolution 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4494 I always wanted to be in the circus you know 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4495 We want to see which one of them breaks into singing, YMCA! 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
4496 Nn 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4497 Will you marry me and solve the maze of life for as long as we live? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4498 I don't know what's more interesting. The fact that mice can navigate mazes, or that we've figured out how to shrink corn. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4499 The wooden tongue depressor slipped out of my pocket protector and, well, one thing led to another. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4500 Your job is to calculate the odds and book the bets. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4501 This could get very Stephen King-like. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4502 He always does amazing with this. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4503 Looks like this one’s seen The Shining, too. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4504 That’s not what mansplaining means 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4505 We'll wait a few more minutes. Either he knows how important this first move is...or he's dead. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4506 When one of them realizes the maze itself is edible, we'll clone it and sell them as an all natural weed killer. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4507 Covid stumping doctors to the point when they are as dumbfounded as a rat in a cheese maze. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4508 He hasn't found the farmer's wife yet. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4509 It's a psychological test to find out what people think the purpose of this fake experiments, correlating that with conservative values. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4510 I have a feeling this is my lucky day. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4511 He scored high on the Mouse SATs! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4512 I received a big grant for my maize maze! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4513 Watch Danny's movements so you know EXACTLY what to do on Black Friday. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4514 Maybe we should try some Tofurkey at the other end? Apparently this one is vegan. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4515 This represents a real breakthrough in scarecrow technology. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4516 Watch, this little fella’s a-maize-ing. 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
4517 I call it, “We’ve underestimated the nice.” 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
4518 story tail 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4519 Amazing! Miniature Corn! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4520 I forgot to tell him it's against the rules to walk around from outside the maze. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4521 Yes, it is more expensive than our traditional maze, but with the ticket sales we are actually turning a profit! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4522 Don't hold your breath... he's already started munching on the sativa maze. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4523 The real test is to see whether or not rats can appreciate the work we put into making this for them. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4524 NIH loves the dual function of the new eco-friendly mazes. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4525 I figure he can always chew his way out. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4526 My field of study? Fields. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
4527 This mouse is special: she genetically modified corn so she could have her own maze. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
4528 I'm sure you said, "Maíz." 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
4529 No, in fact the subjects pay US exorbitant amounts to traverse it if it's made of corn. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
4530 I know it looks like a maze, but really we’re trying to determine whether mice also go for cannabinoids… 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
4531 We were told to gentrify the maze. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
4532 We told him it was the White House. 1.0882 0.04559 68 64 2 2
4533 The rat is asking himself, "What does Dr. Wilson want?" 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
4534 The game is... Catch me if you can. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
4535 Their pedigree demands a more manicured milieu. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
4536 We tried the cheese maze last week, and that was a disaster… 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4537 The idea is that you sit in the middle so when he finds the route to you we can create a new species. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4538 Opps. S/He thinks s/he back home in Brooklyn. 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
4539 MYY, guess??,,,, he'll get moving once he iron's out being amazed by the irony of a maize maze. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4540 Do you want to help him? 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
4541 Subject seems to be unable to tell right from left 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4542 The bigger issue here is that Monsanto apparently owns this one too. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
4543 Mice have no interest in finding the way out. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4544 I chose you for this research because you can't shriek. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4545 Of course Bobo has a chance. A good chance, no, but a chance. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4546 Na the crop circle design was too complicated, we went back to the maze for experimenting but we added the hedges for making it green. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
4547 We're hoping it's not a female and they'll eat the whole thing. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
4548 He's waiting for the little woman. She usually tells him what to do. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4549 He learned that the hard work of farming is its own reward. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
4550 It’s DJT Syndrome: once inside most never find their way out. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4551 We call it a ‘maize.’ Get it 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4552 The whole thing is made of cheese. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
4553 No, the maize maze is not not-GMO. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
4554 Yes, this is how we see how rats solve problems. Hopefully, they won't eat through this er. . . baby corn maze. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
4555 The way of Mice and Men! 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
4556 The treat is in the ballot drop box... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4557 His reward is seasonal pumpkin-spice rat chow. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4558 We are doing groundbreaking work on the mindset for the average crypto investor 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
4559 If this rat is successful, then i will be able to get the mouth back onto your face 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
4560 Um... Gladys... where is your mouth? 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
4561 your failure to notice "did you mean rats?" before paying for this batch has a rat's lifespan behind schedule. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
4562 A few more tests and those Henderson kids will be 'misplaced' until Spring. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
4563 I hope he/she gets through before I do. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
4564 Where’s the exit? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
4565 Maybe the corn we're using is too tasty. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
4566 We are out of cheese... 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
4567 '"We're studying the Target Parking Lot Syndrome." 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
4568 Ready, set, go! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
4569 Our maze's have gone green.No more plastic. 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
4570 If we hit the fourth of July that little guy is going to be lost. 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
4571 I believe using a corn maze for a lab-rat test has contaminated our test results. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
4572 This "mice" be an a"maz"ing opportunity for this "field" of science. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
4573 How do you spell rat? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
4574 They say that in New York City, you're never more than twenty feet away from a miniature labyrinth made of corn maize 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
4575 They said build a maize. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
4576 Dr. Spalding, this is a maize maze, of course. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4577 We wanted it to feel like home 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4578 It's amazing what they will endure for a piece of cheese. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4579 He asked whether this turns out like that movie, “North By Northwest,” and whether he should expect a crop duster. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4580 This is a study of human compassion vs. scientific study. There’s a cat at the other end. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4581 I see Batman in the men’s room” 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4582 The good news: genetic modification of the corn was a success. The bad news: we're over budget. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4583 We're not just mousing around, this network makes 5G look like rotary phones 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4584 He's taken to trimming the Blue Jade Dwarf corn plants quite nicely and we expect a bumper crop. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4585 The reward is a year's worth of corn on the cob. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4586 We call him Rich Strike, but I think he's been down too many no-cheese tunnels. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4587 We’ve offered all kinds of tax incentives, but nothing changes his position. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4588 No problem. This rat is a farmer and knows what he is doing 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4589 I‘ve got five grad students growing bonsai corn as their ’thesis project’. Doesn’t seem to affect the rat’s behavior significantly. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4590 At least it got out in the end. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4591 You should have mentioned you are afraid of rodents. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
4592 Corn works better than cheese. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
4593 It's less a maze than a nature hike. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
4594 I'm sending in the rescure mouse to find Bunson. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
4595 Let's hope Mustelid Maisey moseys momentarily amongst our amazing maize maze to prove our alliteration hypothesis 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
4596 We hid a mini replica of Jack Nicholson’s frozen body in there. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4597 I explained to him that we can't know whether the nootropic worked or not unless we get a p value of less than 0.05. And he said "If you want me to keep doing this, you'll have to make the mazes prettier. Also Camembert." 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4598 We imported the rat from England. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4599 At least if he makes a wrong fatal turn . .we'll know it's not a self aware conscious decision . .. and will have no effect on us 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4600 If the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is right we aren't using the mice for experiments they are using us to experiment on 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
4601 He'll be in there a while. You wanna do it? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4602 Well, Darla, it appears as if this test rat is exhibiting maze aversion syndrome. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4603 That's it- I'm selling my Disney stock 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4604 Welcome to the Department of Corny Experiments. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4605 The rat race is even less appealing since Covid. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4606 Of course not. There's no indication that any if this will make a difference. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
4607 Everything in this lab is genetically engineered. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4608 The mouse says he wants a self-driving electric vehicle instead of schlepping through the maze. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4609 Do you think she can make through the end? The others failed. 1.0833 0.03525 96 90 4 2
4610 I’ve composed a song for him called, “Here we got round the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush”. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4611 He insisted on a maize maze. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4612 Two roads diverged in a yellow food ... 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4613 Yes, that's true — the CRISPR work required to miniaturize the corn proved dramatically more challenging than enhancing the rat's brain. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4614 GMOs “Genetically Mousified Obstacles.” 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
4615 Don’t worry. We took the blades out of the chainsaws. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4616 Mice are more picky these days 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4617 Our maze designer was feeling autumnal, I see 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4618 The new season of Squid Games has hit some budget issues 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4619 Yes, both cheese and corn are gluten-free, but the subject is a vegan and lactose intolerant. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4620 Our hypothesis is that he prefers the express to the local. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
4621 The other maze wasn't woke enough. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
4622 Despite all your gaze, it's still just a rat in a maze. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4623 I'm on the fence about approving your PhD thesis... could we discuss at my place tonight? 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4624 The next experiment will be a human in the rat maze. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4625 Unfortunately, like so many humans, this guy is just not too bright. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
4626 Well, you shouldn't have called me corny. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
4627 It's a landscaping study for HGTV. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4628 We give him clippers and he makes his own corn maze. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4629 We'll see what happens when he finds out there's no cheese, just a baby corn. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
4630 Give him time. We watched The Shining this weekend. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4631 It's useless, I'm not sure if they happen to say it to each other. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
4632 A good old-fashioned rat-hole isn't good enough for him, anymore. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4633 I’m coming for you, Danny! 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
4634 Their Keurig machine is at the beginning. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4635 We've fed all of the House January 6th Investigation data into its brain to see where in the maze it might come out! 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
4636 I'll give you 2 to 1 odds that he makes it out in under 1 minute! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4637 This one’s all about positive reinforcement. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4638 Its amazing they always choose to go in 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4639 Look, I know you're upset, but the cleaners won't have my pants ready before noon. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
4640 Yes, those are nice glasses and I’m sure he can find your contact lens for you again. But try to be more careful next time. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
4641 I'm hoping for major funding from Archer-Daniels-Midland. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
4642 Despite all his rage he's still just a rat in a maze." 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4643 Of course the smartest one chews his way out quickly. But then he suffers from indigestion. Sort of like tortoise and the hare. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4644 There's MAGA money on other side is incentives for the rat 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4645 Just watch this little guy. He won $80,000 on Jeopardy last year. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4646 This seems a little too corny for The New Yorker, don’t you think? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4647 It’s an amazing maize maze. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4648 As the critter goes in he sings "Amazing Grace" 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4649 Tiny corn will be a hit during inflation. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4650 Stop worrying about the budget and lets watch this rat fuck some shit up! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4651 You know, I could have been a physicist. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4652 It’s best to keep expectations low, they’re not too bright 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4653 The test subject, entering the Maze, please note, is the only rodent, wearing a 'mask', 'his choice,' I might add... 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4654 It's a rat maize 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
4655 if he comes out with a PSL then it's 6 more weeks until fall. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
4656 Maize! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4657 We had no choice - our grant wasn't funded. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
4658 The fate of the Midwest relies on this rodent’s ability to navigate it. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4659 I told you this rat was amazing! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
4660 I they're smart enough, they'll eat their away a path. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4661 Have you thought about having him start at the end and working backwards? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
4662 At least we know now where those tiny corn cobs are grown. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
4663 Do you think he'll find the baseball? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4664 🎶You can check out any time you like, but you can't never leave..🎶 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4665 They fill up on salad before getting to the main course. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
4666 Your grades and thesis were good enough but you couldn't match his previous experience, or his size which was critical after the budget cuts. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4667 Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of hot out eat the food? 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4668 the tenured rats also get an exercise room with the wheel. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
4669 Don’t worry:It’s a fixed test 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
4670 If he gets stuck, he'll eat his way out. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4671 If he makes it through, perhaps he’ll give us some pointers. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4672 Each rat is in a time trial, and we only select the fastest in a time range before we select an individual rat to work in laboratory trials 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4673 They do better than we do. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4674 E should wake up soon. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4675 I call this one the Ecofriendly mouse trap 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
4676 I’m amazed by her progress. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
4677 We just lost the mouse and your mouth! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4678 It's a training tool. It leads to an undisclosed location below the maze. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
4679 We want to see if he can find the paths or just eat his way to the finish. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4680 Originally, I was trying to build a better mousetrap, but then I realized, good God, I do NOT want the world beating a path to my door. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
4681 did you remember to add the children? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
4682 I call this one the maize maze. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
4683 They do better than the humans at Kensington Maze 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
4684 Maybe using baby corn plants for the maze will slow them down too much. 1.0781 0.04621 64 61 1 2
4685 You know that's a great scrunchy! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
4686 We gave the mouse meth cause lol 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
4687 What do you mean you forgot the cheese? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
4688 Wait until you see the miniature haunted hayride he developed. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4689 Get the cat ready, just in case. We don't have all day! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4690 It's designed to test recall of deadly mini minotaurs. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
4691 He’s fast, alright. He really likes corn. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4692 I removed the cheese. Next, let's add a micro habit. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4693 The rat has nothing to do with why I brought you here. Please answer the questions and in the blank space, write down why you don't have a mouth. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4694 The maze seems simple, but wait'll he nibbles on one of the plants. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
4695 It’s our latest scientific breakthrough; the baby corn maze. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4696 The epic tale of mice and maze continues! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
4697 We have baited the final exit with a combination of foamed gruyere and Maytag blue cheeses" 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
4698 Just wait until he meets the mousataur. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4699 I don't suppose they told you anything in Denver about the tragedy we had in the Winter of 1970. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4700 She finally decided that the race just wasn't the same while telecommuting. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4701 He can not only run the maze in record time but also he did the genetic engineering to make the miniature maze. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
4702 The screenplay is a mashup of "Ratatouille" and "The Shining." 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
4703 …I told him Kevin Costner is waiting at the end. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
4704 This test is for Kevin. He wanted to see if they really would come. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4705 This is to test how well they would navigate the job market 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4706 They find the maize very challenging. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
4707 This is Rizzo Ratso. He always completes the maze going backwards. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4708 It's to see whether it'll kiss the forest or the cheese. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4709 Let's keep our fingers crossed that it will find its way out, or else humanity is doomed! 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4710 Top five mice, go! 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4711 If I say so myself, I think you’ll find the results a—MAZE—ing! 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4712 The maze is 100% organic, once over will be woven into comfy blankets for the mice. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4713 My wife says I get too excited about holiday decorations but the kids love helping out. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4714 This test is called ‘Lost In The Maize’ 1.0759 0.04328 79 76 0 3
4715 After this, ratatouille for lunch. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
4716 She’s the new electric model 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
4717 We’ve had poor results with the cheese, I think she may be on a diet. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
4718 I still think there should be an actual race. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
4719 Funny how the black mice never enter this cotton maze. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
4720 I do love a good maize experiment. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
4721 If this new breed is able to breed with wild rats, rats will no longer be a problem. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
4722 Welp, that's Trial 561 of "Will they Avoid the Maze" in the books. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
4723 I wonder he’ll create a swastika on his way to the end. He is a white rat after all. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
4724 I wonder how Harry Potter’s going to get out of this one. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
4725 AND we’ve gone vegan with the cheese. 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
4726 The maze ends under this clipboard. It seems the subject doesn 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
4727 Ever fantasize about moonlight in a corn maze with a rat? 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
4728 I know it seems ridiculous,but our only benefactor is the Stephen King foundation. Now, I need you to overlook this while I grab the second mouse with its cute, little axe. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4729 We use cheese for black rats, but white rats seem more attracted to swastikas. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4730 He’ll be ready for October 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4731 Yup, it's a maze...but a corny one. 1.0746 0.04417 67 64 1 2
4732 For some reason the mouse only enters the maze when we add a scarecrow. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4733 He's not stupid. He just can't get past the first row without throwing up. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4734 I'm desperate. I've fed him very well this morning. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4735 We're running tests on how safe lab-grown wheat is. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4736 Let’s see if it can do it again. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4737 We consider #37’s progress to be the crowning achievement of the “Fear of Failure” study. Most of the rats don’t even make it out of their cage. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
4738 Maisie, now at the starting line, moves like the great Willie Mays and was last May's rat maize speed champion. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
4739 Like I said "If you build it they will come" 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
4740 There's an eighty-percent chance that this rat can find your hand. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
4741 By creating more barriers and obstacles for the rats, it seems to slow the race. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
4742 What's your bet on how long George will pretend to be lost in there this time? I heard they are forced to do a hybrid approach now. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
4743 As part of the research team on the spatial and psychological differences between rats and mice, we need to record which ones go the quickest route to the other end of the maize. We already know the physical differences, so this study is critical! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
4744 Let's see if he can eat his way to the other end. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
4745 This guy has done his research; he knows his leverage. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
4746 We replaced the cheese with a deadly trap. Corny huh? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
4747 Yes, the Meth is in that tiny pick-up truck, he's a realist rat. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
4748 Watch, this is jaw dropping. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4749 If he gets this right, we'll move on to 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4750 I understand your point, but you're the one who wanted a job working in R&D at the National Miniature Corn Institute. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
4751 Thoughts and prayers 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
4752 My dad has a fabulous corn maze in Indiana. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4753 It took us years to realize we needed to use baby corn. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4754 My ex-wife would say this is easy, but she never knew the value of hard work. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4755 Charlie’s progress is aMAZEing! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4756 Right now, I am observing a mouse's mental journey in social media 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4757 I think the hedges are absorbing the cheese's aroma. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
4758 When we only do things that please us, that don’t frighten us, over time fewer and fewer things please us. 1.0723 0.03749 83 79 2 2
4759 It was when you passed this test so quickly, that we knew you had potential 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4760 Your hypothesis was right, Dr. Maize; the live ones are much better at this. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
4761 My people call it maze. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4762 We're still very low on data. Mostly they just munch their way out. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4763 I am testing the mouse's hearing. Say "On your mark, Get set, Go". 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
4764 Next week we’re taking him to Disneyland 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4765 This rodent will get some bonus points for running the maze......backwards! 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
4766 which rat solved the maze?” 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4767 Ha , this will confuse them now ! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4768 He's done it so many times now that he's just bored stiff 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4769 Tiny, tiny corn. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4770 First we tire him out, then we run the trials. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4771 It's a Democrat. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4772 You won't believe the grant we got from Monsanto to perfect miniature corn. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4773 We actually had to send a search party in to rescue the gardner who pruned the full size version of this maze. These little guys just breeze through like FastPass ticket holders at Disney! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4774 you told me that you had bought an amazing rat. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4775 It seems our mini maizeotaur labyrinth has proven ineffective,even though there 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4776 Practice makes perfect. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
4777 This is a Real Life Maze of many choices, much effort, and no reward. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4778 It's amazing how he keeps peeling off better times, despite all the corners. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4779 We're studying the effect of tequila on the probably they won't give a damn about food rewards. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4780 Well, if you're going to wear a mask, you should really 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4781 We've been working with a special hybrid from the Hampton Court lab. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4782 Now that the crop circle pranksters have been revealed, I am worried about the funding for our research. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4783 Smart aleck escaped his cage so I put a cat at the end of the maze. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4784 I hope that he has a good time. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4785 Let's just be grateful its his ass on the line and not ours. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4786 We're not seeing as many females enter the research field. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4787 It’s a perfect example of today’s world. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4788 I get it about being objective, but not even having a mouth? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4789 This is my lunch. Can’t wait to eat it when we’re done doing science. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
4790 Sometimes you’ll hear a squeak and the rat is nowhere to be found! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4791 With this new cannabis maze, we're able to save on the cost of cheese. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
4792 Don't worry he won't come out alive ..... 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
4793 Sometimes they don't get past the first booby trap. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
4794 If my theory's correct, he'll realize he spent his life chasing mazes we built to torture him, and become suicidal. Here's hoping. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4795 The task was a topiary, NOT a maze....D+ 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4796 So we have the miniature Tri-Wizard cup in there and mouse Voldemort set up in the next room? Great. And make sure we have mouse Amos Diggory queued up to yell, ‘That’s my boy!’ in about 25 minutes. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4797 I don’t know why, but Jules, I’m extra nervous about this one! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4798 Let's see him try to navigate the throes of capitalism! 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4799 Oh, I thought you said 'amazing,' not 'a maze he's in.' 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
4800 Either way, I guess he'll leave you speechless. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
4801 Phasing out traditional labyrinths for corn mazes is part of our new animal ethics initiative. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
4802 I always look forward to autumn on campus. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
4803 Management is thinking of having this built in the office lobby to encourage employee engagement and make sure they spend more time in the office instead of WFH. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
4804 And we only use organic cheese 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
4805 Check your pocket. He swears someone moved his cheese. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
4806 Let's see how Daedalus mouse 137 fares against the Minotuar, you know, for science. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
4807 The maze is so relaxing, she doesn’t want to find the way out. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
4808 Number Thirteen has never finished the maze, but she’s a primate-level corn shucker. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
4809 We have to humor him - he thinks he's a hedgehog. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
4810 How about you and I taking a lap in the hedgerow of life? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
4811 With corn prices so high we stand to make a fortune! 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
4812 We are running experiments with the rats of the super rich now 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
4813 We want to make experimental psychology more relevant to people in the real world. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
4814 I expect it to eat its way to the other side. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
4815 Did you remember where you hid the cheese ? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
4816 Nazism Resing 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
4817 The protocols in this coven are rigid. Do not tell us which of your ex husbands this one is. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
4818 I got bored so decided to make this one amazing! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
4819 A-maze-ing or A-maize-ing? 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
4820 The mice are Cyagen, the stalk are Monsanto, and the glasses are an identical copy of a pair I broke last week. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
4821 He insists on finishing butt first 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
4822 Are you SURE you want to do this? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
4823 Watch, the mouse goes in and comes out when it is ready. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
4824 During harvest time that's as far as they ever get. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
4825 Those of the third generation complained, they were bored to death by this game. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
4826 We wanna make something like that fucked-up scene in the movie The Shining - not for any kind of scientific achievement on rat psychology or anything, we just think it would be sick. 1.0641 0.03801 78 75 1 2
4827 He's are new Hedge Fund manager who will get country out of inflation, or he goes back to testing new drugs! 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
4828 I still think you can do it if you just focus and concentrate this time. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
4829 It's baby corn. The subject also insists on a fine Stilton. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
4830 The maze is functioning correctly; that look of disappointment is because the apple cider donuts don’t taste like apples 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
4831 Danny taking 9 steps backwards in freezing conditions and snow and never falling - AGILITY 10/10 #theshining 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
4832 We are testing which rats find the courage to find a way through the corn maze. See if it’s applicable to Senate firearms’ regulations. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
4833 Look, I don't care who built it, it's a castle and I have a girlfriend in there. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
4834 To replicate this experiment accurately, we needed miniature corn. 1.0625 0.03708 80 77 1 2
4835 Maybe a hay ride to the corn maze would improve the results? 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
4836 yes, we all hope he doesn't discover the taste of miniature corn. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
4837 We’ve proven that in the maize-maze, the subject gains 50% more weight even if they never reach the cheese. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
4838 This is for the rats that don't test well. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
4839 Only the placebo ones make it through. By 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
4840 We showed the movie to the control group. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
4841 First time to see one go through backwards. Does that mean efficacy? 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
4842 His reward will be a hayride. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
4843 We're measuring the stress chemicals released by the rat when there is no cheese. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
4844 That baby corn maze is awesome 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
4845 finishes 1.3 seconds faster after a whoopie pie 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
4846 It’s merely an illusion, designed for confusion….. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
4847 What goes around, comes around. 1.0610 0.03618 82 79 1 2
4848 I hope his coustine gives him the boost to actually finish it this time 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
4849 Don't you wish you could trim your bush like that? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
4850 waze is deciding a myriad of amazing alternatives 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
4851 Yes, not only is it corny but the grant requires the prize at the end to be vegan 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
4852 ‘I get too anxious to complete tasks too.’ 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
4853 Herrrrrrrrrrresssss Johnny 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
4854 The scientists agreed this was an a-MAZE-ing experiment 1.0602 0.03575 83 80 1 2
4855 Perhaps he’s lactose intolerant. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4856 He,s afraid of the dark. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4857 Always hard, explaing rats to women. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4858 Do you get it, or are you lost? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4859 Our study proves once and for all that GMO corn is healthy for humans. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4860 Says she wants to enjoy the anticipation as long as possible in case the climax isn’t all that. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4861 Yes, our government mouse-maze research is very important. We are learning about mouse mazes. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4862 He is making reasonable progress. Today last week he refused to find the entrance, and now he is half-body length in it. 1.0588 0.03492 85 82 1 2
4863 The political courage to escape the ethanol subsidy pledge was an NIH subsidy 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4864 Is this that new symbol we’re supposed to scan? 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
4865 We're funded by a coalition of weekenders who've become lost in upstate corn mazes. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
4866 Do we have access to AI ? 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
4867 Dr. Sedgwick, I asked for a maze, not maize! 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4868 I hope this one doesn't eat our maze. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4869 Someone told Prof.Anderson that I messed up my last experiment, do you think there is a rat in the lab? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4870 This time it's the Great Pumpkin at the end. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4871 We're testing some story line ideas for a sequel to "The Shining. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4872 I shouldn't have used camembert" 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
4873 This always aMAZEs me. Get it?" 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
4874 He’s helping me plan out the most amazing corn maze! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4875 We use their entry fees to fund the research. No time wasted now in applying for grants. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4876 Research has slowed since the Lab Mice Union demanded we grown corn mazes 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4877 Lady appears to see bustle in hedgerow…check, and path two has was taken…check. 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
4878 I have got an idea for this rat . You know how much I hate to trim the hedge in the back yard. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
4879 It’s a gift from a hedge fund. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
4880 It's the GMO corn. The rats from Hollywood and Tribeca won't enter even if Comte' is the reward.. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4881 Turns out, it's really hard to grow 1,000 human ears. Especially before your stock options expire. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4882 Can you prep the haunted hay wheel? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4883 I made the next maze myself. It's a little corny. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4884 Uhmm . . . CBS will pick either Algernon or the Maze for next season's SURVIVOR! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4885 It appears that last year's haunted maze muddied the data, so we had to dust off our Halloween standard. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
4886 Youn see a larger version of his was used in The Shining. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4887 Definitely Keith Harding. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4888 Because Bill Gates is bankrolling it, and he had requirements. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4889 I’m amazed we haven’t had more spelling mistakes so far. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4890 I was told this morning the mice being sent for this maze we’re forced to watch “Field of Dreams” at last five times. 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
4891 This reminds me of January 6th 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
4892 Will a corn maze bias be a factor? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
4893 The ‘country fair’ theme was fun while it lasted, but we’ve started finding swastikas scratched into the walls of their cages. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
4894 I don't remember putting cheese at the end.... At least mice don't like corn. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
4895 It looks like he has maze fatigue 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
4896 It wouldn’t enter until we provided real maize. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
4897 It's his birthday. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
4898 Let's forgo meaning - it's his first time with the new corn clippers 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
4899 I promised you this 3D maps update would be a-maizing 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
4900 Despite all my maize, it’s still just rat in a cage 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
4901 Alright you know the deal, if he makes it through the maze in less than five minutes your father says you have to marry me. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
4902 The port key transporting it to Voldemouse is better than dealing with it here. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
4903 We only got funding for the maze part so I thought hey, build it and they will come. Worked for Kevin Costner… 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
4904 My wife told me that when in doubt, trimming the bushes will prevent anyone from clawing their own eyes out until they’re dead. 1.0515 0.02257 97 92 5 0
4905 I am trying to reassure him it’s not from The Shining 1.0513 0.03106 78 75 2 1
4906 There's no winner but the cat at the end but the mouse gets to play with a cat at the other end. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
4907 I believe this is their version of crop circles. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
4908 If he doesn't see his shadow upon escape, it heralds the start of autumn! 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
4909 Tickets cost only one cube of cheese. 1.0513 0.03106 78 75 2 1
4910 Tag You’re It! 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
4911 Your job is to collect, analyze, and sort each of the rats droppings. Any questions? 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
4912 They get through this maze faster if there is bitcoin at the end! 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
4913 Our experiments to reduce the caloric content in corn fructose have yielded some surprising results. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
4914 My hypothesis is that if you give them cheese they will come. 1.0506 0.03557 79 77 0 2
4915 Jerry the rat is trying to set the world record this time! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
4916 Maybe a corn maze isn't the wisest choice. She never gets past the entrance. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
4917 This one’s trouble. He won’t budge on weekends, and never without an advance treat. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
4918 They're starting a sit-in movement 1.0500 0.03029 80 77 2 1
4919 Rat #3 has hidden somewhere in there, or escaped! 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
4920 I told you I ONLY wanted a topiary garden! 1.0494 0.02992 81 78 2 1
4921 They ignore the cheese in the new maze, but they always find the PSL 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
4922 I think he’ll be ready for the Major League next week. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
4923 We spliced in a gene from a 3D printer 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
4924 This experiment is not about the rat… It’s about the GMO corn. 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
4925 Miniature maize. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4926 Doesn't like maze.. Maybe a different variety next time. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4927 When can we blow up bounce house? 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
4928 Our last test subject Jack couldn’t complete the maze, but we have high hopes Danny will shine on this run through 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
4929 They don't go through any faster, but 24% of them dress up as a cat. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4930 Podiatrists have funded us to see if a rat with corns can navigate the maze successfully. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4931 We call it the tourist trap. They die from boredom. 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
4932 Social media is making them very lazy, why don't you just tweak its tail 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
4933 Looks like the rat maze DNA hybridized with the grow corn DNA; could be advantageous 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
4934 So, in human economic terms, the eventual fall admission price to the maze varies with the complexity of the design divided by the square root of the number of ears of corn gnawed upon by the hungry rat." 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
4935 How did we grow such tiny corn? 😂 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
4936 A 'maze'-ing - he reversed out! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4937 Of course we all agree that Van Nostrand's experiment is preposterous, but am I going to be the one to tell him how corny it is? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4938 Cornazingly complex turns ahead. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4939 Sorry Dr. We have to run a control test first. I couldn’t find the test cheese anywhere in the fridge. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4940 Your beach is breaching my beachhead. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4941 The corn serves only to distract the rat, to see if it's GPS implant will continue to guide him to the cheese. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4942 We're actually studying apathy and this rat has it in droves! Still hasn't really gone into the maze....ever! 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4943 My conclusion, with the meandering, and confusion, this vine is withering.Bye, Doctor. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
4944 I don't know. She gets bored. Maybe coffee and a muffin at the finish? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
4945 so far no rat has beaten your time sheryl, so let’s hope this one isn’t in a cocaine trial or something because that would be soooo embarrassing for you 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
4946 This time I installed Instagram in the maze. The rat can't get out. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
4947 She's waiting for the fresh blueberries. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
4948 We choose only the smartest rats for the animal testing of our new drugs. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
4949 You’re supposed to be conducting experiments not recreating scenes from Harry Potter 1.0423 0.03131 71 69 1 1
4950 It’s a replica of Elon Musk’s brain. We need to add the electrical circuits. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
4951 What if removing the roof is all you need to do to keep cholesterol from going through the roof? 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
4952 And this subject just keeps wishing for more wishes. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
4953 Do you think you could sort of talk him through this?" Steve Zanetis, Olney, I 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
4954 Let’s see if the participants get lost amongst the niblets. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
4955 Some of them get a nervous breakdown, when they find out there is no cheese anywhere! 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
4956 It's funded by the Midwestern Pumpkin Patch Collective. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
4957 we know the data is significant, but is it spooky? 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
4958 Let's not lose sight of the fact this is just one early step toward restoring your mouth. And we eat the rat with baby corn afterward! Next, we'll try aardvark vs. chicken races. It says here you want to be a lipstick model. So so brave. Burrrrrrrp! 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
4959 This labyrinth is a completely new machine learning evolution program. Meaning,if he finds the way out,he will definitely kill us all one day. Like soon. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
4960 I decided to go green on the inevitable maze. 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
4961 In hindsight, we determined a corn maze was not the most challenging for this study. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4962 At least he died a-mazed. Get it? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4963 Yes,we're happy we put our sofa on Craig's List! What do you think? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4964 If you have a question, consider reading the general maze FAQ first. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4965 He's been in that position since 2016. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4966 He did 15 seconds for old cheddar. I predict 10 seconds for the danish blue. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4967 We've almost proven that common lab mice basically stand no chance against the Minotaur. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4968 She ‘s a veggie mouse looking for a special house. I hope she doesn’t think I’m a lousFor forgetting the roof. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
4969 It's time for Christian Rat Autumn. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
4970 The collaboration with the University of Wyoming is the best thing that has happened to us 1.0308 0.03077 65 64 0 1
4971 The rat had already said it wouldn't work with GMO corn. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
4972 They were able to cash in their crypto before the crash 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
4973 He better hurry up, we have a meeting at 2:00. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
4974 I got the idea from Corn magazine. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
4975 Just give him plenty of time. There is only one way out, and that gives us the conclusion we are looking for. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
4976 On the plus side, it is statistically significant that 100% of the rats you place at the entrance are missing everything north of their thymus gland when your return. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
4977 They'll never get out. 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
4978 It looks a little amazing to me. 1.0267 0.01873 75 73 2 0
4979 I “You obviously work late. I see you put the feed bowl at the maze entrance. 1.0260 0.01825 77 75 2 0
4980 Let’s causally talk down inflation, perhaps, he’ll speed up a tad” @abbyyylivingston @kcorrigan35 1.0260 0.01825 77 75 2 0
4981 This way, only the ones who get to the end receive the summer bonus. 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
4982 I messed up and cooked fourteen pounds of rice last night so if you need any cooked rice you just let me know. 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
4983 We’ll see if he can get to the cheese without running into He Who Walks Amongst The Corn Stalks, or if he’ll take up a home with Them Who Lose Sight And Mind and wander forever. 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
4984 He'll be looking for the lost versions of Covid, which should have showed up between delta and omikron. 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
4985 I will be amazed if the subject solves the maze by eating the maize. 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
4986 We wanted to call it ‘The Amazing Maize Maze Project,’ but corporate said it that if they didn’t get it, nobody else would, either 1.0123 0.01242 81 80 1 0
4987 I'm not saying we SHOULD eat the butt. It's just, recent data shows that most couples only have sex once per week. We may be able to fix that." "Do you think, maybe, animal testing has gone a little too far?" "What do you want, Human Trials? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0