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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-06-19T19:58:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-07-03T19:59:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-06-27T19:59:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 4, 2022 |
Number of captions | 4988 |
Number of responses | 581998 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | We use the males as a control group - they never ask for directions. | 1.8428 | 0.01601 | 2672 | 1158 | 776 | 738 |
1 | I wasn't sure if you said maze or maize, so I did both. | 1.8176 | 0.01998 | 1612 | 692 | 522 | 398 |
2 | To accurately simulate the IKEA experience there is, in fact, no way out. | 1.7874 | 0.01892 | 1811 | 820 | 556 | 435 |
3 | There is no exit. We're measuring existential dread. | 1.7620 | 0.01801 | 2025 | 963 | 581 | 481 |
4 | We took away his phone, he's already lost. | 1.7530 | 0.01788 | 1992 | 941 | 602 | 449 |
5 | The smartest ones simply eat their way out. | 1.7417 | 0.01710 | 2040 | 940 | 687 | 413 |
6 | For some reason,they return in baseball uniforms. | 1.7402 | 0.01952 | 1686 | 817 | 490 | 379 |
7 | I accidentally spelled it ‘maize’ in the grant proposal. | 1.7339 | 0.01801 | 1939 | 936 | 583 | 420 |
8 | Our research is backed by a hedge fund. | 1.7284 | 0.01789 | 1944 | 940 | 592 | 412 |
9 | Now we get a research grant AND a farm subsidy. | 1.7264 | 0.01908 | 1619 | 759 | 544 | 316 |
10 | This is Donald. He is going to get lost and then declare victory. | 1.7240 | 0.01844 | 2007 | 1038 | 485 | 484 |
11 | We’ve decided the most intelligent ones never enter the maze at all. | 1.7233 | 0.01548 | 2512 | 1199 | 809 | 504 |
12 | He’s smarter then we thought, he refuses to go in. | 1.7223 | 0.01792 | 1797 | 837 | 622 | 338 |
13 | It’s cannabis. They never get far. | 1.7144 | 0.01733 | 1999 | 967 | 636 | 396 |
14 | The lab tech thought I said 'maize.' | 1.7127 | 0.01910 | 1573 | 742 | 541 | 290 |
15 | Next time, let's try putting the cheese at the end of the maze. | 1.7114 | 0.01865 | 1698 | 817 | 554 | 327 |
16 | Forget the experiment for a minute, where the hell has your mouth gone? | 1.7083 | 0.01593 | 2664 | 1402 | 637 | 625 |
17 | Honestly, I think the fact we cultivated miniature corn is more impressive. | 1.7033 | 0.01793 | 1820 | 882 | 596 | 342 |
18 | Our grant was awarded by a hedge fund. | 1.7024 | 0.01496 | 2752 | 1379 | 813 | 560 |
19 | He's not one of the test mice--he's with the rescue team. | 1.7004 | 0.01774 | 1829 | 882 | 613 | 334 |
20 | Just as we thought, the city mouse has no idea what to do next. | 1.7000 | 0.01690 | 2013 | 971 | 675 | 367 |
21 | Yes I did do my undergrad at Iowa, how’d you know? | 1.6968 | 0.01521 | 2480 | 1201 | 830 | 449 |
22 | He should do well, he is a field mouse. | 1.6933 | 0.01501 | 2517 | 1218 | 853 | 446 |
23 | He seems reluctant to go in — maybe he’d rather work from home. | 1.6881 | 0.01952 | 1475 | 716 | 503 | 256 |
24 | It’s a MAGA rat. It has already claimed that the results are rigged. | 1.6808 | 0.02073 | 1466 | 770 | 394 | 302 |
25 | The walls have ears… | 1.6760 | 0.01930 | 1614 | 831 | 475 | 308 |
26 | 'It gets them off the wheel and into nature.' | 1.6736 | 0.01615 | 2178 | 1090 | 709 | 379 |
27 | This way we get funding from the Department of Agriculture. | 1.6707 | 0.01834 | 1585 | 769 | 569 | 247 |
28 | You call it corn. We call it maze. | 1.6706 | 0.01766 | 1879 | 962 | 574 | 343 |
29 | We’re testing if the mice can navigate the US healthcare system before we proceed with the drug trials. | 1.6700 | 0.01768 | 1909 | 988 | 563 | 358 |
30 | Had to take his phone away – he was using Google Maps. | 1.6680 | 0.01768 | 1958 | 1032 | 544 | 382 |
31 | The real trick was getting them to grow the corn. | 1.6677 | 0.01588 | 2299 | 1175 | 713 | 411 |
32 | It's made out of marijuana. That's as far as they get. | 1.6663 | 0.01701 | 2002 | 1025 | 620 | 357 |
33 | He hasn't moved in an hour. Maybe the marijuana maze wasn't such a good idea. | 1.6631 | 0.01826 | 1769 | 920 | 525 | 324 |
34 | Just for fun, we put a cat at the other end. | 1.6608 | 0.02125 | 1356 | 723 | 370 | 263 |
35 | You could have put the cheese a little deeper. | 1.6600 | 0.01917 | 1609 | 842 | 472 | 295 |
36 | It has nothing to do with the mouse. I'm studying tiny corn. | 1.6441 | 0.01846 | 1610 | 830 | 523 | 257 |
37 | Unlike the males, she does it backwards, in high heels. | 1.6417 | 0.01801 | 1839 | 996 | 506 | 337 |
38 | Their development of agriculture was an unexpected result. | 1.6415 | 0.01781 | 1827 | 974 | 534 | 319 |
39 | The study was modified slightly after we got a grant from Nebraska. | 1.6414 | 0.01822 | 1676 | 874 | 529 | 273 |
40 | It's a female. She's asking for directions. | 1.6405 | 0.01596 | 2659 | 1550 | 515 | 594 |
41 | He’s still dizzy from the crop circles. | 1.6329 | 0.01646 | 2389 | 1372 | 522 | 495 |
42 | Amazing. She's the first rat to do it backwards | 1.6294 | 0.01844 | 1638 | 872 | 501 | 265 |
43 | Turns out rats are just as puzzled by tiny corn as we are. | 1.6221 | 0.02426 | 921 | 489 | 291 | 141 |
44 | To tell the truth, once we worked out the genetics for the tiny corn I pretty much lost interest in the rest of the project... | 1.6073 | 0.02573 | 797 | 428 | 254 | 115 |
45 | The smart ones just run around the outside. | 1.6034 | 0.02477 | 948 | 538 | 248 | 162 |
46 | Most of the funding went to finding tiny farmers. | 1.5998 | 0.02615 | 822 | 461 | 229 | 132 |
47 | Who says lab scientists can't do field studies? | 1.5902 | 0.02024 | 1230 | 665 | 404 | 161 |
48 | He always likes for me to say go before he begins. | 1.5847 | 0.02145 | 1139 | 633 | 346 | 160 |
49 | Wait...did that one just do it backwards? | 1.5826 | 0.02128 | 1095 | 595 | 362 | 138 |
50 | He’s the best in his field. | 1.5794 | 0.02441 | 894 | 505 | 260 | 129 |
51 | We built it from compacted cannabis. So far none of them have made it through. | 1.5793 | 0.02274 | 1053 | 601 | 294 | 158 |
52 | We teach the smartest rats to drive the tractor. | 1.5746 | 0.02505 | 811 | 452 | 252 | 107 |
53 | I can’t wait to see his reaction to the vegan cheese! | 1.5744 | 0.02280 | 994 | 558 | 301 | 135 |
54 | 20 years of research funded entirely through corn subsidies and the Iowa Congressional Caucus | 1.5674 | 0.02428 | 890 | 509 | 257 | 124 |
55 | It should be simple. It’s an exact replica of the New York City sewer systems. | 1.5655 | 0.02611 | 794 | 462 | 215 | 117 |
56 | Next time, place the cheese at the finish line. | 1.5600 | 0.02611 | 825 | 493 | 202 | 130 |
57 | The data from the rat tests are still inconclusive. On the upside, at least we now know we can successfully grow tiny corn. | 1.5590 | 0.02485 | 814 | 463 | 247 | 104 |
58 | Oh, I thought you said maize. | 1.5569 | 0.02614 | 808 | 481 | 204 | 123 |
59 | This one backs up and goes around it. He thinks outside the maze. | 1.5519 | 0.02694 | 752 | 449 | 191 | 112 |
60 | It’s so darn cute when they go on the hayride. | 1.5446 | 0.02850 | 628 | 368 | 178 | 82 |
61 | USDA confirmed that using organic mini corn instead of plastic for the maze means we can now label our experiments “sustainable” | 1.5402 | 0.02643 | 672 | 383 | 215 | 74 |
62 | He’s our new hedge fund manager | 1.5273 | 0.02989 | 622 | 389 | 138 | 95 |
63 | Just between us, there's no way out. | 1.5233 | 0.03074 | 537 | 325 | 143 | 69 |
64 | When they get out the other side, there's a tiny hay ride, too. | 1.5211 | 0.02929 | 570 | 341 | 161 | 68 |
65 | This way we get corn subsidies to fund the experiment. | 1.5172 | 0.03120 | 524 | 321 | 135 | 68 |
66 | He was expecting a baseball field. | 1.5115 | 0.02973 | 522 | 310 | 157 | 55 |
67 | The real scientific breakthrough was developing tiny corn. | 1.5092 | 0.03287 | 487 | 306 | 114 | 67 |
68 | There's nothing at the end. The whole budget was spent on the tiny corn. | 1.5000 | 0.03263 | 452 | 278 | 122 | 52 |
69 | I modeled the maze after a hospital parking garage so this might take a while. | 1.4944 | 0.03453 | 447 | 289 | 95 | 63 |
70 | It's a maize maze. We've found that he really likes homophones. | 1.4942 | 0.03261 | 429 | 261 | 124 | 44 |
71 | My favourite part is watching them try to figure out the crop circles | 1.4941 | 0.03362 | 423 | 262 | 113 | 48 |
72 | The ones from Iowa tend to do better. | 1.4927 | 0.03388 | 410 | 253 | 112 | 45 |
73 | Yes, I realize it’s a very easy maze. But the subject just watched 20 straight hours of Fox News. | 1.4926 | 0.03768 | 406 | 272 | 68 | 66 |
74 | This one's smart enough to pretend he's lost so we don't put him back in it's cage | 1.4925 | 0.03298 | 467 | 297 | 110 | 60 |
75 | We have a keeper: Best time ever, and backwards to boot. | 1.4895 | 0.03359 | 429 | 269 | 110 | 50 |
76 | I tell my kids I work with rockets. | 1.4834 | 0.03654 | 391 | 255 | 83 | 53 |
77 | It's not about speed. It's about existential despair. | 1.4786 | 0.03541 | 397 | 256 | 92 | 49 |
78 | If the rat finds an exit it is missing the politics gene. | 1.4781 | 0.03539 | 366 | 229 | 99 | 38 |
79 | We test how long it takes for them to realize that they can eat their way out. | 1.4775 | 0.03412 | 400 | 252 | 105 | 43 |
80 | He's our hot new recruit from Iowa State. | 1.4762 | 0.03604 | 357 | 225 | 94 | 38 |
81 | We shouldn't have used weed. None of them make it past the first turn. | 1.4756 | 0.03775 | 349 | 226 | 80 | 43 |
82 | He did it going backwards... | 1.4747 | 0.03611 | 356 | 225 | 93 | 38 |
83 | We're helping to design the new Ikea store | 1.4746 | 0.03861 | 354 | 235 | 70 | 49 |
84 | This is a cross-species masculinity test: if a male rat gets lost, will it refuse to ask for directions?" | 1.4728 | 0.03628 | 368 | 237 | 88 | 43 |
85 | We chose a male so it won't ask for directions. | 1.4726 | 0.03920 | 347 | 232 | 66 | 49 |
86 | So how did you get into this field? | 1.4725 | 0.03595 | 364 | 232 | 92 | 40 |
87 | May my mouse maize maze mark a momentous milestone in measuring mammallian minds. | 1.4663 | 0.04313 | 326 | 232 | 36 | 58 |
88 | If you think this is cute wait till you see them try to drive a tractor. | 1.4655 | 0.03694 | 333 | 212 | 87 | 34 |
89 | No, you're doing fine. Just remember the cheese is supposed to go at the end of the maze. | 1.4625 | 0.03766 | 333 | 216 | 80 | 37 |
90 | Note the hesitancy to engage in another pointless experiment. | 1.4618 | 0.03816 | 327 | 213 | 77 | 37 |
91 | The rat is just here to help us find the little farmer. | 1.4582 | 0.04079 | 299 | 199 | 63 | 37 |
92 | It’s not about the cheese. We’re waiting to see if he can find himself. | 1.4571 | 0.03870 | 315 | 206 | 74 | 35 |
93 | Field of Dreams for rats. | 1.4543 | 0.03731 | 328 | 213 | 81 | 34 |
94 | This one is our procrastinator” | 1.4537 | 0.03834 | 313 | 204 | 76 | 33 |
95 | This job may seem boring but it gets you out of the usual rat race. | 1.4536 | 0.03927 | 291 | 188 | 74 | 29 |
96 | The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers. | 1.4531 | 0.03824 | 320 | 210 | 75 | 35 |
97 | We told him the end has affordable housing. | 1.4521 | 0.03849 | 334 | 224 | 69 | 41 |
98 | Maybe we should have put the cheese at the end of the maze instead of the entrance. | 1.4520 | 0.03922 | 323 | 217 | 66 | 40 |
99 | Build it and they will come, they said... | 1.4513 | 0.03824 | 308 | 200 | 77 | 31 |
100 | It's Tails--you lose. | 1.4508 | 0.03887 | 295 | 191 | 75 | 29 |
101 | He wants to know the time he needs to beat to qualify for the THC study | 1.4492 | 0.04015 | 305 | 205 | 63 | 37 |
102 | Oh, he made it. We trained him to walk backwards. | 1.4485 | 0.03916 | 301 | 198 | 71 | 32 |
103 | We're actually testing them for a sense of humor. | 1.4463 | 0.03827 | 298 | 193 | 77 | 28 |
104 | He’ll start soon. He’s just googling directions. | 1.4373 | 0.03880 | 295 | 195 | 71 | 29 |
105 | Watch me pull a habit out of this rat | 1.4356 | 0.04342 | 264 | 182 | 49 | 33 |
106 | Can you believe that humans actually pay money to do this? | 1.4354 | 0.04094 | 271 | 181 | 62 | 28 |
107 | the new research grant came from a hedge fund | 1.4326 | 0.04161 | 282 | 194 | 54 | 34 |
108 | He's figured out how to apply for ethanol subsidies. | 1.4325 | 0.03996 | 289 | 195 | 63 | 31 |
109 | We’re actually studying the miniature corn, not the mouse. | 1.4301 | 0.03902 | 286 | 190 | 69 | 27 |
110 | It’s how we tell the city mice from the country mice. | 1.4286 | 0.04382 | 238 | 161 | 52 | 25 |
111 | First, he wants to first know whether this is Non-GMO corn or not. | 1.4286 | 0.04034 | 273 | 183 | 63 | 27 |
112 | The tough part was developing teeny tiny corn plants. | 1.4286 | 0.04228 | 259 | 176 | 55 | 28 |
113 | No matter which way he goes, he gets a Participation Trophy. | 1.4280 | 0.03955 | 264 | 173 | 69 | 22 |
114 | GMOs? Why do you ask? | 1.4280 | 0.04195 | 243 | 161 | 60 | 22 |
115 | The real prowess is that we managed to get a grant for this study. | 1.4275 | 0.04329 | 262 | 182 | 48 | 32 |
116 | You realize of course that you were chosen to observe this secret experiment because you have no mouth. | 1.4274 | 0.04535 | 241 | 168 | 43 | 30 |
117 | The rats exposed to Tucker Carlson refuse to budge | 1.4240 | 0.04482 | 250 | 176 | 42 | 32 |
118 | Trump bragged he beat the mouse by two seconds. | 1.4231 | 0.04583 | 260 | 189 | 32 | 39 |
119 | We doubled the cheese, but he still says he’d rather work from home. | 1.4221 | 0.04346 | 263 | 185 | 45 | 33 |
120 | He's our hedge fund manager. | 1.4211 | 0.04036 | 266 | 179 | 62 | 25 |
121 | The REALLY smart ones just chew straight through. | 1.4205 | 0.03950 | 264 | 175 | 67 | 22 |
122 | Maybe he needs a female to give him some direction. " | 1.4198 | 0.04269 | 243 | 165 | 54 | 24 |
123 | Wow,he made it through the entire maze backwards. | 1.4163 | 0.04483 | 221 | 151 | 48 | 22 |
124 | Welcome to the University of Iowa. | 1.4147 | 0.04588 | 217 | 150 | 44 | 23 |
125 | If they do well individually the next phase is couples in a miniature IKEA. | 1.4122 | 0.04238 | 245 | 168 | 53 | 24 |
126 | “Some day we may learn why we actually do this.” | 1.4110 | 0.04354 | 236 | 163 | 49 | 24 |
127 | It's in-grained behavior. | 1.4106 | 0.03854 | 246 | 160 | 71 | 15 |
128 | The mouse and I are getting tapas after. You in? | 1.4094 | 0.04275 | 254 | 178 | 48 | 28 |
129 | First corn maze, next crop circles. We're working up to Fox news. | 1.4087 | 0.04679 | 208 | 145 | 41 | 22 |
130 | If he makes it through this, we’ll test him on the hayride. | 1.4085 | 0.04108 | 235 | 157 | 60 | 18 |
131 | He's thinking | 1.4060 | 0.04249 | 234 | 160 | 53 | 21 |
132 | They don't get out any faster, but they eat the cheese more mindfully. | 1.4052 | 0.04274 | 232 | 159 | 52 | 21 |
133 | If they make it through, they get cider and a hayride. | 1.4028 | 0.04639 | 216 | 153 | 39 | 24 |
134 | We use only females now. Males never ask for directions and don't make it back. | 1.4028 | 0.04777 | 216 | 156 | 33 | 27 |
135 | The Studio needs a smart one for Rataouille II. | 1.4023 | 0.04040 | 261 | 180 | 57 | 24 |
136 | This test is nothing. Wait til he has to choose a program from over eight hundred cable channels. | 1.4018 | 0.04689 | 224 | 162 | 34 | 28 |
137 | This one is checking his GPS | 1.4009 | 0.04336 | 217 | 148 | 51 | 18 |
138 | Record time. And, backwards. | 1.4009 | 0.04314 | 222 | 152 | 51 | 19 |
139 | It’s an intelligence test. The smart ones eat their way out. | 1.4000 | 0.04254 | 255 | 181 | 46 | 28 |
140 | Our rats now build a pretty good maze, but they really shine with the topiary. | 1.3991 | 0.04251 | 223 | 152 | 53 | 18 |
141 | After the baby corn maze, they try the tiny tunnel of love, the itsy-bitsy bumper cars, and miniature miniature golf. | 1.3983 | 0.04258 | 236 | 164 | 50 | 22 |
142 | If he makes it through under a minute, the cartoonist will give you a mouth. | 1.3981 | 0.04947 | 206 | 151 | 28 | 27 |
143 | If he goes to the left, register him to vote. | 1.3973 | 0.04466 | 224 | 158 | 43 | 23 |
144 | Well, he is a field mouse. | 1.3966 | 0.04115 | 237 | 162 | 56 | 19 |
145 | Is it just me or are the experiments getting cornier and cornier? | 1.3951 | 0.04084 | 243 | 167 | 56 | 20 |
146 | Did you frisk him for a GPS ? | 1.3949 | 0.04558 | 195 | 134 | 45 | 16 |
147 | Because we're in Kansas. | 1.3945 | 0.04459 | 218 | 153 | 44 | 21 |
148 | We named the rat, Donald J., and gave him the task of finding his way out of an impossible maze, sounds familiar, don't you think? | 1.3942 | 0.04508 | 241 | 176 | 35 | 30 |
149 | To replicate the human experience more accurately, there is no cheese. | 1.3939 | 0.04784 | 198 | 141 | 36 | 21 |
150 | I said maze, the carpenters heard maize.” | 1.3939 | 0.04565 | 198 | 137 | 44 | 17 |
151 | Now he's just showing off. He came through this time backwards. | 1.3938 | 0.04478 | 226 | 161 | 41 | 24 |
152 | This data will be significant: it's an Escher corn maze. | 1.3935 | 0.04391 | 216 | 150 | 47 | 19 |
153 | Next, we test it on children. | 1.3929 | 0.04550 | 224 | 161 | 38 | 25 |
154 | He’s the smartest one. He did the maze backwards | 1.3929 | 0.04325 | 224 | 156 | 48 | 20 |
155 | Too corny? | 1.3911 | 0.04355 | 225 | 158 | 46 | 21 |
156 | I think the maize pun is too subtle for him. | 1.3889 | 0.04559 | 198 | 138 | 43 | 17 |
157 | We'll be ready for human trials by fall. | 1.3886 | 0.04252 | 229 | 160 | 49 | 20 |
158 | For this one he needs to reach the mulled cider and donut at the end. | 1.3886 | 0.04252 | 229 | 160 | 49 | 20 |
159 | The conclusions of this work have already been accepted. I just love watching the little guy running around.” | 1.3878 | 0.04533 | 196 | 136 | 44 | 16 |
160 | ‘I see no way out of this’ | 1.3855 | 0.04701 | 179 | 124 | 41 | 14 |
161 | And now comes the soul crushing realization that none of his decisions actually matter. | 1.3835 | 0.04531 | 206 | 146 | 41 | 19 |
162 | It’s a quantum maze. Schrödinger’s cat is and is not waiting at the end. | 1.3832 | 0.04744 | 214 | 158 | 30 | 26 |
163 | We really don't care what the rat does; we just love the tiny corn. | 1.3825 | 0.04265 | 217 | 151 | 49 | 17 |
164 | Science works a little different here in Iowa. | 1.3814 | 0.04499 | 194 | 135 | 44 | 15 |
165 | You have to say "on your mark" | 1.3810 | 0.04642 | 189 | 133 | 40 | 16 |
166 | Is there a kernel of truth in this study? | 1.3801 | 0.04917 | 171 | 121 | 35 | 15 |
167 | Now I'm feeling guilty that I only put out Velveeta at the exit. | 1.3801 | 0.04109 | 221 | 152 | 54 | 15 |
168 | He insisted on an organic, biodegradable maze. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
169 | We've learned to use miniature corn...they never found their way out of the marijuana maze... | 1.3793 | 0.04520 | 203 | 144 | 41 | 18 |
170 | We’ll try crop circles next | 1.3789 | 0.04245 | 190 | 128 | 52 | 10 |
171 | Later we’ll see how they respond to an entrance fee. | 1.3787 | 0.04376 | 235 | 171 | 39 | 25 |
172 | He hasn’t moved in 15 minutes. This must be what Gen Z’ers mean when they say their mouse is frozen. | 1.3787 | 0.04957 | 169 | 120 | 34 | 15 |
173 | Wait until he sees the tiny little scarecrow. | 1.3786 | 0.04142 | 206 | 140 | 54 | 12 |
174 | I’d never admit it to Dad, but I miss the farm. | 1.3785 | 0.04448 | 177 | 120 | 47 | 10 |
175 | If he doesn't come out we've found our snake | 1.3782 | 0.04510 | 193 | 135 | 43 | 15 |
176 | It's more entertaining if we dim the lights and play scary music. | 1.3777 | 0.04594 | 188 | 132 | 41 | 15 |
177 | He won’t start this puzzle until he finishes his Wordle.” | 1.3773 | 0.04217 | 220 | 154 | 49 | 17 |
178 | The only trouble is that they eat the maize. | 1.3771 | 0.04832 | 175 | 124 | 36 | 15 |
179 | The fastest times are by rats who watched 'The Shining.' | 1.3770 | 0.04836 | 191 | 139 | 32 | 20 |
180 | We’re testing if anyone would travel from Iowa to Wisconsin for cheese. | 1.3768 | 0.04558 | 207 | 149 | 38 | 20 |
181 | I've also added tiny scarecrows for authenticity | 1.3767 | 0.04234 | 215 | 150 | 49 | 16 |
182 | Wait 'til you see the tiny crop duster. | 1.3758 | 0.05183 | 165 | 120 | 28 | 17 |
183 | We hope to resolve the whole question of City Mouse versus Country Mouse. | 1.3758 | 0.05112 | 165 | 119 | 30 | 16 |
184 | ”He’s waiting for his GPS implant to boot up. | 1.3757 | 0.04907 | 181 | 131 | 32 | 18 |
185 | The design is based on the U.S. healthcare system. | 1.3750 | 0.04641 | 192 | 137 | 38 | 17 |
186 | He identifies as a prairie dog. | 1.3750 | 0.04757 | 192 | 139 | 34 | 19 |
187 | He never finds the exit, but I think you'll agree he's done a terrific job landscaping. | 1.3744 | 0.04235 | 203 | 140 | 50 | 13 |
188 | I wonder how fast he would be if he didn't do the maze backwards | 1.3739 | 0.04137 | 222 | 155 | 51 | 16 |
189 | That's the agreement. If he makes it through, the same arrangement will be used for the new supermarket aisle layout. | 1.3721 | 0.04428 | 215 | 155 | 40 | 20 |
190 | We're thinking of having it do a sudoku next. | 1.3721 | 0.04329 | 215 | 153 | 44 | 18 |
191 | Would it be wrong to put a cat at the other end? | 1.3719 | 0.04685 | 199 | 145 | 34 | 20 |
192 | There's cat at the other end. | 1.3696 | 0.03984 | 230 | 160 | 55 | 15 |
193 | We still experiment on animals, but the maze is organic. | 1.3689 | 0.04512 | 206 | 149 | 38 | 19 |
194 | Our lab's first big discovery was miniature corn. | 1.3689 | 0.04351 | 206 | 146 | 44 | 16 |
195 | The rats from Iowa score very high. | 1.3681 | 0.04686 | 182 | 130 | 37 | 15 |
196 | Only 12% of males ask for directions. | 1.3679 | 0.04898 | 193 | 144 | 27 | 22 |
197 | If humans are so much smarter, why do they always get lost?” | 1.3678 | 0.04628 | 174 | 122 | 40 | 12 |
198 | Two out of ten just walk around. | 1.3670 | 0.04578 | 188 | 134 | 39 | 15 |
199 | Next we'll see if they can find their seats in a miniature 80,000 seat football stadium." | 1.3669 | 0.05010 | 169 | 123 | 30 | 16 |
200 | The corn maze was one of the requirements when we took funding from Big Corn | 1.3668 | 0.04398 | 199 | 141 | 43 | 15 |
201 | We've never had one completed. They just eat the corn. It was a government project. | 1.3668 | 0.04512 | 199 | 143 | 39 | 17 |
202 | It also tests their ability to understand puns. | 1.3659 | 0.04895 | 164 | 117 | 34 | 13 |
203 | I thought he could use a taste of the country. | 1.3657 | 0.04356 | 216 | 156 | 41 | 19 |
204 | I’ve never figured out where they go. | 1.3657 | 0.04815 | 175 | 126 | 34 | 15 |
205 | I think he feels like it’s an insult to his intelligence. | 1.3653 | 0.04443 | 167 | 114 | 45 | 8 |
206 | Yes, it's GM corn. But so's the rat. | 1.3652 | 0.04756 | 178 | 128 | 35 | 15 |
207 | What this study lacks in novelty, it makes up for in subsidies. | 1.3646 | 0.04742 | 192 | 141 | 32 | 19 |
208 | A lot of the time, I'm not writing anything down at all. | 1.3641 | 0.04457 | 195 | 139 | 41 | 15 |
209 | I don't care what the rat does. The news is that I can grow corn stalks on a table! | 1.3641 | 0.04457 | 195 | 139 | 41 | 15 |
210 | When will he learn the cheese was inside of him the whole time? | 1.3641 | 0.04574 | 195 | 141 | 37 | 17 |
211 | He’ll probably find the cheese before you find your mouth. | 1.3636 | 0.04691 | 198 | 146 | 32 | 20 |
212 | The real trick is operating the little leaf blowers. | 1.3636 | 0.04609 | 209 | 155 | 32 | 22 |
213 | I told you if we built it, he would come | 1.3631 | 0.04881 | 168 | 121 | 33 | 14 |
214 | If he can find his way out of this, he's got a future in politics. | 1.3622 | 0.04554 | 196 | 142 | 37 | 17 |
215 | Then we test them again after they watch The Shining. | 1.3620 | 0.04832 | 163 | 116 | 35 | 12 |
216 | Ignore what the rat is doing. What do you think of our breakthrough in creating bonsai corn? | 1.3616 | 0.04902 | 177 | 130 | 30 | 17 |
217 | This mouse is a maize expert. | 1.3613 | 0.04697 | 191 | 140 | 33 | 18 |
218 | What, this? This is called a clipboard. | 1.3611 | 0.04905 | 180 | 133 | 29 | 18 |
219 | Did you take the keys out of the tiny tractor? | 1.3607 | 0.04591 | 183 | 131 | 38 | 14 |
220 | He’s the best we’ve got - if anyone can find your mouth, he will. | 1.3605 | 0.04936 | 172 | 126 | 30 | 16 |
221 | Note the initial disorientation- he's the city mouse. | 1.3604 | 0.04478 | 197 | 142 | 39 | 16 |
222 | There's no scientific purpose... I just thought a "maze of maize" sounded funny | 1.3604 | 0.04592 | 197 | 144 | 35 | 18 |
223 | We needed to use the grant money. | 1.3602 | 0.04949 | 161 | 116 | 32 | 13 |
224 | Wait until you see them carve pumpkins. | 1.3602 | 0.04212 | 211 | 150 | 46 | 15 |
225 | The results are inconclusive, but our lab now qualifies for small farm subsidies. | 1.3600 | 0.04667 | 175 | 125 | 37 | 13 |
226 | As a millennial, you may like that all walls are green and any path wins. | 1.3600 | 0.04372 | 200 | 143 | 42 | 15 |
227 | You should see them in the crop circles. | 1.3596 | 0.04270 | 203 | 144 | 45 | 14 |
228 | If he's successful there's a hay ride at the end. | 1.3594 | 0.04618 | 192 | 140 | 35 | 17 |
229 | This is actually a re-creation of the corn maze Donald Trump Jr. got lost in last year | 1.3594 | 0.04904 | 192 | 145 | 25 | 22 |
230 | We're hoping she figures out how to make ethanol. | 1.3593 | 0.04432 | 167 | 115 | 44 | 8 |
231 | It’s a lab rat in a small corn maze.” “Nothing special about that.” “What I find incredible, Dr. Henderson, is that you’ve no mouth. | 1.3593 | 0.05182 | 167 | 125 | 24 | 18 |
232 | She does it backwards, just to show off. | 1.3588 | 0.05045 | 170 | 126 | 27 | 17 |
233 | He's been insufferable since he learned how to walk it backwards. | 1.3584 | 0.04482 | 173 | 121 | 42 | 10 |
234 | The control group's on the hayride. | 1.3571 | 0.04944 | 168 | 123 | 30 | 15 |
235 | One of the changes since the merger with the school of agriculture | 1.3568 | 0.04265 | 199 | 141 | 45 | 13 |
236 | The corn maze is a cover for his marijuana crop. | 1.3568 | 0.04614 | 185 | 134 | 36 | 15 |
237 | We’re crossing cheese with corn. The best nachos are just around the corner. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
238 | I don’t give a rat’s ass if he finds his way through. | 1.3553 | 0.05231 | 152 | 112 | 26 | 14 |
239 | The tiny corn is a success | 1.3550 | 0.04547 | 169 | 119 | 40 | 10 |
240 | It's a maize. | 1.3550 | 0.04919 | 169 | 124 | 30 | 15 |
241 | He’s really resisting the return-to-office plan. | 1.3544 | 0.04924 | 158 | 114 | 32 | 12 |
242 | Actually, there is no way out. | 1.3543 | 0.04586 | 175 | 125 | 38 | 12 |
243 | It's brilliant, honestly. So small and yet so efficient. It's called baby corn... | 1.3541 | 0.04230 | 209 | 150 | 44 | 15 |
244 | Let's give him the cheese and go home early! | 1.3540 | 0.04938 | 161 | 117 | 31 | 13 |
245 | I would say a typical case of maize maze malaise | 1.3529 | 0.04965 | 170 | 126 | 28 | 16 |
246 | We're testing to see if rats have a sense of irony. | 1.3526 | 0.05209 | 156 | 116 | 25 | 15 |
247 | This tiny corn maze experiment reminds me of one of my favorite riddles. Qurstion: Why do you have to listen to my corny jokes? Answer: Because you have two ears. | 1.3514 | 0.05031 | 185 | 142 | 21 | 22 |
248 | He’s the first one to do it backwards! | 1.3514 | 0.04913 | 185 | 140 | 25 | 20 |
249 | Oh! I thought you said “maize.” But honestly I think this solves both our problems. | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
250 | We named her Grace. So, yes, we're Mazing Grace. | 1.3509 | 0.05009 | 171 | 128 | 26 | 17 |
251 | No,you tell him about the cat! | 1.3505 | 0.04741 | 194 | 146 | 28 | 20 |
252 | We're getting much better results now that the subjects fully understand the difference between maze and maize. | 1.3503 | 0.04817 | 177 | 131 | 30 | 16 |
253 | Sadly, they'll be clearing this soon to build a golf course. | 1.3497 | 0.04572 | 183 | 133 | 36 | 14 |
254 | In his defense, those baby corn cobs are delicious. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
255 | The smart ones just eat their way through it. | 1.3495 | 0.04037 | 206 | 145 | 50 | 11 |
256 | You're impressed with how we do science here in Iowa, aren't you? | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
257 | I know I went to school for 8 years, but it just hit me that this is a maze made out of maize | 1.3486 | 0.04716 | 175 | 128 | 33 | 14 |
258 | Next week I'm adding a minotaur! | 1.3476 | 0.04784 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
259 | Pretty slow but let's give him style points for finishing backwards. | 1.3472 | 0.04959 | 144 | 103 | 32 | 9 |
260 | We decided to shrink the corn rather than grow the mice. | 1.3471 | 0.04356 | 170 | 119 | 43 | 8 |
261 | Wait till he finds out there's an ear of corn at the end. | 1.3468 | 0.04960 | 173 | 130 | 26 | 17 |
262 | We've bred the perfect politician. He can back out of any challenge. | 1.3466 | 0.04830 | 176 | 131 | 29 | 16 |
263 | Our intern is from Iowa. Hence, the maize maze. | 1.3464 | 0.04212 | 179 | 125 | 46 | 8 |
264 | Welcome to Iowa. | 1.3462 | 0.05035 | 156 | 115 | 28 | 13 |
265 | So far none of them have made it past the chainsaw wielding clown. | 1.3459 | 0.05202 | 159 | 120 | 23 | 16 |
266 | I just think there must be better applications for our genetically engineered corn. | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
267 | We found we had better participation if we charged them $15 to get in. | 1.3457 | 0.04542 | 188 | 138 | 35 | 15 |
268 | I built it and they came. | 1.3452 | 0.04700 | 168 | 122 | 34 | 12 |
269 | It’s about the journey, not the destination | 1.3443 | 0.04755 | 183 | 137 | 29 | 17 |
270 | It's easier for us to get more funding if we can say it's for ethanol research. | 1.3442 | 0.04821 | 154 | 111 | 33 | 10 |
271 | She's confused and can't decide whether to run through it,eat it,or smoke it. | 1.3441 | 0.04760 | 186 | 140 | 28 | 18 |
272 | Let’s see how he does this time without gps! | 1.3441 | 0.04699 | 186 | 139 | 30 | 17 |
273 | It's my 'mini maize mouse maze'. Try saying that three times fast! | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
274 | Unless ‘cute as hell’ is a hypothesis, I don’t have one. | 1.3438 | 0.04860 | 160 | 117 | 31 | 12 |
275 | Since you don’t have a mouth, I’ll tell the mouse when to go. | 1.3434 | 0.04887 | 166 | 123 | 29 | 14 |
276 | The rats are at least three times as fast as the average tourist. | 1.3434 | 0.04887 | 166 | 123 | 29 | 14 |
277 | And if they actually get to the polling station... | 1.3429 | 0.04706 | 175 | 129 | 32 | 14 |
278 | The rats know how to get through the maze but are first asking if the corn is organic. | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
279 | They unionized and demanded a more natural work environment. | 1.3419 | 0.04707 | 155 | 111 | 35 | 9 |
280 | The ones with the highest intelligence don't go in any farther than this. | 1.3415 | 0.04926 | 164 | 122 | 28 | 14 |
281 | This is the country mouse. | 1.3408 | 0.04274 | 179 | 127 | 43 | 9 |
282 | If you think running a maze backwards is easy, try it sometime. | 1.3407 | 0.04438 | 182 | 132 | 38 | 12 |
283 | We are hopeful the ‘ stop and think first gene’ therapy will prove helpful in teenagers and politicians | 1.3400 | 0.05502 | 150 | 116 | 17 | 17 |
284 | So far, so good. | 1.3395 | 0.04809 | 162 | 119 | 31 | 12 |
285 | Wait till he figures out he's not in Kansas anymore | 1.3395 | 0.05043 | 162 | 122 | 25 | 15 |
286 | The study is supported by a hedge fund. | 1.3393 | 0.04983 | 168 | 127 | 25 | 16 |
287 | After that, we obviously switched from giant rats to tiny corn. | 1.3391 | 0.04924 | 174 | 132 | 25 | 17 |
288 | I ‘m confident, he is Ikea trained. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
289 | We're testing for sensitivity to puns. | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
290 | They always pause at the entrance when they find out there’s no wifi available in the maze. | 1.3376 | 0.04568 | 157 | 112 | 37 | 8 |
291 | He’s been testing us like this for days. | 1.3374 | 0.05016 | 163 | 123 | 25 | 15 |
292 | he could smell that it was vegan cheese at the start so now he can't be bothered to go in | 1.3374 | 0.05091 | 163 | 124 | 23 | 16 |
293 | He’s figuring out whether he’s giant or the corn is tiny. | 1.3373 | 0.04588 | 169 | 123 | 35 | 11 |
294 | We've implanted brain cells from various celebrities', athletes, entrepreneurs and the like, to compare their times and methodologies. This one's named Elon | 1.3370 | 0.05091 | 181 | 142 | 17 | 22 |
295 | Proven: if we build it they will come. | 1.3368 | 0.04562 | 193 | 145 | 31 | 17 |
296 | We have a really tiny helicopter for the mice that get lost. | 1.3357 | 0.05230 | 140 | 104 | 25 | 11 |
297 | The corn makes it more authentic. | 1.3357 | 0.04856 | 143 | 103 | 32 | 8 |
298 | On second thought, maybe a hemp maze wasn't the best choice. | 1.3355 | 0.05439 | 152 | 118 | 17 | 17 |
299 | The latest shipment of lab rats is from Iowa. | 1.3355 | 0.04935 | 152 | 112 | 29 | 11 |
300 | This was one of their demands when they unionized . | 1.3354 | 0.04968 | 158 | 118 | 27 | 13 |
301 | There's no point to the experiment - I just really enjoy building tiny corn mazes. | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
302 | Hmm . . . just how did you spell "maze" on the grant? | 1.3354 | 0.05057 | 161 | 122 | 24 | 15 |
303 | You can go all the way through no matter which way you turn. We wait to see how long it takes the subject to consider himself a genius. | 1.3354 | 0.04990 | 164 | 124 | 25 | 15 |
304 | This made more sense before they all got GPS. | 1.3351 | 0.04444 | 185 | 136 | 36 | 13 |
305 | I’m testing the intelligence of the cartoon viewers to see how many realize that both the left and right forks will get you to the other side of the maze. | 1.3351 | 0.04707 | 188 | 143 | 27 | 18 |
306 | He thinks more clearly than the Trump followers." | 1.3333 | 0.04501 | 189 | 141 | 33 | 15 |
307 | We hedged our bets on this study. | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 165 | 120 | 35 | 10 |
308 | If they navigate this, we release them into the New York subway system | 1.3333 | 0.04971 | 168 | 128 | 24 | 16 |
309 | I think he will take the one less traveled by. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 150 | 109 | 32 | 9 |
310 | The hard part was engineering the tiny corn. | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
311 | Build it and they will come. | 1.3333 | 0.04716 | 162 | 119 | 32 | 11 |
312 | It's called a simulation maize. | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
313 | So we arrive early this morning and the rat says it’s a crop circle made by an alien spaceship. I called him on it and then he said fine, it was the roomba. But then I realize I’m conversing with a lab rat. And it’s only Monday. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
314 | It's really too easy to get grant money these days | 1.3333 | 0.04616 | 186 | 140 | 30 | 16 |
315 | Yes, it is incredible. This one did it backwards. | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
316 | The most difficult part of the project is keeping up with the pruning. | 1.3333 | 0.04994 | 153 | 114 | 27 | 12 |
317 | Sure, it might be kinda corny, but I'm hooked on homophonics. | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
318 | We’re thinking of adding a miniature hayride. | 1.3333 | 0.04562 | 147 | 104 | 37 | 6 |
319 | This one has seen The Shining so they're a bit hesitant. | 1.3333 | 0.04550 | 162 | 117 | 36 | 9 |
320 | In think I heard him say "same old, same old." | 1.3314 | 0.05020 | 172 | 133 | 21 | 18 |
321 | I spent so long on the maze that I forgot what we're studying. | 1.3313 | 0.04850 | 163 | 122 | 28 | 13 |
322 | 'If he finds his way out, the Fed raises interest rates by two points.' | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
323 | We lucked out getting a garden-variety rat. | 1.3312 | 0.04966 | 154 | 115 | 27 | 12 |
324 | Wait 'til he sees the scarecrow. | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 116 | 25 | 13 |
325 | We call it the mini maize. | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
326 | He refuses to go through the maze here at the lab, but he's willing to do it over Zoom. | 1.3311 | 0.04948 | 151 | 112 | 28 | 11 |
327 | I thought you said small maize. | 1.3311 | 0.05109 | 148 | 111 | 25 | 12 |
328 | It took us years but we trained this one to walk it backwards. | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
329 | You have noticed that it doesn’t matter if they turn left or right? | 1.3294 | 0.04236 | 170 | 121 | 42 | 7 |
330 | They are hiring scientists to do the office plan now | 1.3294 | 0.04476 | 170 | 124 | 36 | 10 |
331 | It's a hellish project. Everybody gets tripped up over 'maize' and 'maze'. | 1.3293 | 0.04746 | 164 | 122 | 30 | 12 |
332 | No, in this case, it is spelled maize. | 1.3293 | 0.05052 | 164 | 126 | 22 | 16 |
333 | Hopefully this guy doesn't realise rats can walk through the little grass walls... | 1.3292 | 0.04808 | 161 | 120 | 29 | 12 |
334 | May I ask what you save on dental, not having a mouth? | 1.3290 | 0.05267 | 155 | 120 | 19 | 16 |
335 | The maize is the reward | 1.3288 | 0.05244 | 146 | 111 | 22 | 13 |
336 | He‘ll be good at this; he’s from Indiana | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
337 | Ok, rookie mistake. I should have told you we put the cheese at the other side of the maze. | 1.3287 | 0.05230 | 143 | 108 | 23 | 12 |
338 | He says it's as corny as Kansas in August. | 1.3286 | 0.05407 | 140 | 107 | 20 | 13 |
339 | They’ll figure it out. We’ve tested it on humans. | 1.3282 | 0.05466 | 131 | 99 | 21 | 11 |
340 | She's checking her GPS | 1.3274 | 0.04738 | 168 | 126 | 29 | 13 |
341 | He refuses to pass go until he gets his $200. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
342 | Field Mouse of Dreams | 1.3270 | 0.05086 | 159 | 122 | 22 | 15 |
343 | Don't tell anyone, but most of the funding was spent creating the tiny corn. | 1.3269 | 0.04995 | 156 | 118 | 25 | 13 |
344 | If they make it through the maze they get to go on a tiny hayride. | 1.3268 | 0.04431 | 153 | 109 | 38 | 6 |
345 | This is the maze we use for Country Mouse | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
346 | We have a different maze for the city mouse. | 1.3265 | 0.05031 | 147 | 110 | 26 | 11 |
347 | Is this your idea of a field test? | 1.3258 | 0.04615 | 178 | 134 | 30 | 14 |
348 | Most brilliant we've ever seen--he BACKED UP all the way! | 1.3256 | 0.04656 | 172 | 129 | 30 | 13 |
349 | He flunked the corn maze, but he aced the hay ride. | 1.3254 | 0.04933 | 169 | 130 | 23 | 16 |
350 | Must be a city mouse. | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
351 | Instead of cheese, we offer a pumpkin spice latte at the end. | 1.3252 | 0.04677 | 163 | 121 | 31 | 11 |
352 | ‘Backwards AND blindfolded.’ | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
353 | This is why you got a phd right? | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
354 | The hardest part was getting the other mice to plant it. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
355 | Maybe he's just amazed by the maze of tiny maize, Maisy. | 1.3241 | 0.05074 | 145 | 109 | 25 | 11 |
356 | Rat race? You must be kidding? | 1.3241 | 0.05168 | 145 | 110 | 23 | 12 |
357 | This one actually isn’t one of ours, we just let him use the facilities on the weekends | 1.3241 | 0.05168 | 145 | 110 | 23 | 12 |
358 | It’s the Millennial Mouse. Just starts the maze, and then quits. | 1.3239 | 0.05246 | 142 | 108 | 22 | 12 |
359 | Our only other option was to grow a really huge mouse. | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
360 | He asked me if we shouldn't be using this corn to make more ethanol instead of mazes! | 1.3231 | 0.04134 | 195 | 143 | 41 | 11 |
361 | Well, we just couldn't think of anything else to do with miniature corn plants. | 1.3230 | 0.05258 | 161 | 127 | 16 | 18 |
362 | After years of testing, we can finally prove that the point of entry is the most effective location for the trap. | 1.3224 | 0.05164 | 152 | 117 | 21 | 14 |
363 | And this 'a-maze-ing' little guy backed his way through the whole thing! | 1.3221 | 0.04787 | 149 | 110 | 30 | 9 |
364 | Do you think he is confused by the maize? | 1.3219 | 0.05137 | 146 | 111 | 23 | 12 |
365 | It appears even he’s tired of the rat race | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
366 | The country mice got it but the city mice flew right over it. | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
367 | I wonder what made it go through backwards? | 1.3210 | 0.04848 | 162 | 123 | 26 | 13 |
368 | He's tired from the hayride. | 1.3209 | 0.05565 | 134 | 104 | 17 | 13 |
369 | I expect to prove it's worth buying the map. | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
370 | He's demonstrably more cautious since watching The Shining. | 1.3206 | 0.05762 | 131 | 103 | 14 | 14 |
371 | Where the hell did you get the tiny corn? | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
372 | Sure, I know there’s an App for these now, but this is an older rat, and he refused to download it. | 1.3193 | 0.04525 | 166 | 123 | 33 | 10 |
373 | We're trying anything to get them back to the office. | 1.3193 | 0.04525 | 166 | 123 | 33 | 10 |
374 | He told me he's only moving for camembert. | 1.3191 | 0.04755 | 141 | 103 | 31 | 7 |
375 | He got bored of Wordle | 1.3190 | 0.04743 | 163 | 123 | 28 | 12 |
376 | So it IS a maize. I was thinking autocorrect. | 1.3188 | 0.04598 | 138 | 99 | 34 | 5 |
377 | The goal of the experiment is finding my car keys. | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
378 | This experiment is funded by The University of Nebraska | 1.3182 | 0.05621 | 132 | 103 | 16 | 13 |
379 | He can do it. His father was a field mouse. | 1.3179 | 0.05005 | 151 | 115 | 24 | 12 |
380 | The prize is a teeny tiny funnel cake. | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
381 | He's not an urban rat. | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
382 | I moved the cheese | 1.3172 | 0.05057 | 145 | 110 | 24 | 11 |
383 | ¿Who move my corn? | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
384 | The study has been stopped. Unfortunately, our maze is using Monsanto's Roundup ready micro corn. We have received a cease and desist order from Monsanto and a class action suit on behalf of the mice. | 1.3169 | 0.05132 | 142 | 108 | 23 | 11 |
385 | Shouldn’t you use a live one? | 1.3165 | 0.05407 | 139 | 108 | 18 | 13 |
386 | When he hits the minotaur, let's go get a drink. | 1.3165 | 0.04673 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
387 | He still beats me 2 out of 3 times. | 1.3162 | 0.05393 | 136 | 105 | 19 | 12 |
388 | He says he won't move until he has union representation. | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
389 | If you build it, mice will come. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
390 | Most of the budget went to cloning the midget corn | 1.3154 | 0.05354 | 130 | 99 | 21 | 10 |
391 | We neglected to factor in the ‘rats eat corn’ variable. | 1.3154 | 0.05464 | 130 | 100 | 19 | 11 |
392 | And this one saw Field of Dreams. | 1.3154 | 0.05354 | 130 | 99 | 21 | 10 |
393 | Of mice and maze. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
394 | He wants to know if it's gluten free... | 1.3152 | 0.04694 | 165 | 125 | 28 | 12 |
395 | The next maze is a little corny. | 1.3150 | 0.05443 | 127 | 97 | 20 | 10 |
396 | Now we’re totally just messing with him. | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
397 | 20$ on left | 1.3141 | 0.04965 | 156 | 120 | 23 | 13 |
398 | I offered cheese but he countered for a higher 401(k) match. | 1.3139 | 0.05258 | 137 | 105 | 21 | 11 |
399 | It's made out of maize. | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
400 | Let's see if the Iowa rat can do any better. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
401 | His GPS is recalculating. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
402 | He needs a little motivation. Bring in the cat. | 1.3133 | 0.04747 | 166 | 127 | 26 | 13 |
403 | Training the mouse is easy. It's growing the corn that small that's hard! | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
404 | For this group, we placed Brie at the finish line. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
405 | Yes, it's a maize-maze... | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
406 | Some of the mice requested a vegan maze option. | 1.3125 | 0.04566 | 144 | 105 | 33 | 6 |
407 | It will only be a model for human behaviour if the rat takes a selfie at the exit. | 1.3121 | 0.04769 | 157 | 119 | 27 | 11 |
408 | He'll get started in a minute. He's programming his GPS. | 1.3121 | 0.05339 | 141 | 110 | 18 | 13 |
409 | We think it will help us figure out government bureaucracy. | 1.3117 | 0.04372 | 154 | 112 | 36 | 6 |
410 | All of our rats are cornbred. | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
411 | 'Subject rejects directional clues: presumed to be male." | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
412 | They all solved the “maize” but none of them got the joke. | 1.3116 | 0.04802 | 138 | 102 | 29 | 7 |
413 | The mouse is from Iowa. | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
414 | We call this one Willie Maze. | 1.3115 | 0.05470 | 122 | 93 | 20 | 9 |
415 | And if he gets through the miniature corn maze, he'll get to go on a tiny hay ride! | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
416 | He may be confused by the miniature corn. | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
417 | It’s the only way we could get federal funding. | 1.3111 | 0.05201 | 135 | 103 | 22 | 10 |
418 | This way, if they get lost they can still have a snack. | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
419 | How do we title our research paper? A mouse in a maize maze? | 1.3109 | 0.05566 | 119 | 91 | 19 | 9 |
420 | We used the excess to make mini popcorn, it's in the break room. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
421 | It combines two of my favorite things: bonsai gardening and torturing rodents. | 1.3103 | 0.04584 | 174 | 133 | 28 | 13 |
422 | It’s ergonomic and eco-friendly. The Local Mouse 460 Union is very strong | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
423 | All they had were field mice. | 1.3092 | 0.05047 | 152 | 118 | 21 | 13 |
424 | If he’s already had his breakfast cereal, this is not going anywhere. | 1.3091 | 0.04757 | 165 | 127 | 25 | 13 |
425 | He’s a walk-in. | 1.3089 | 0.05552 | 123 | 95 | 18 | 10 |
426 | As with any experiment, problems may crop up. | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
427 | We’re trying it out before instituting it as the new presidential mental fitness test. | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
428 | She says she’ll do the maze; but only if she is listed a a co-author. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
429 | He's more of a labyrinth rat | 1.3083 | 0.05248 | 133 | 102 | 21 | 10 |
430 | This could go either way. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
431 | Yes, but I'm the first to run a mouse through a maize. | 1.3077 | 0.05179 | 143 | 111 | 20 | 12 |
432 | True, it’s elaborate. The average variety of English garden rat won’t even try to find the cheese unless there are marble statuettes placed throughout. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
433 | That little Jack Torrance figurine was a nice touch. | 1.3077 | 0.04741 | 130 | 95 | 30 | 5 |
434 | I do like Stephen King! Why do you ask? | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
435 | The proposal specified 'corners,' but it's a fun typo | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
436 | Wait'll he sees the alien crop circles! | 1.3072 | 0.04844 | 153 | 117 | 25 | 11 |
437 | I got the idea from "The Shining." | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
438 | The question is, can they find the cider and donuts? | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
439 | He refuses to run the maze unless we replace it with non-GMO corn. | 1.3067 | 0.04793 | 163 | 126 | 24 | 13 |
440 | Number 733 won't move for cheddar. He prefers a nice soft brie | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
441 | Thank god for federal funding | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
442 | They pay me to do this, but I really don't give a rat's ass. | 1.3066 | 0.05340 | 137 | 107 | 18 | 12 |
443 | I got a grant to do this. | 1.3061 | 0.05341 | 147 | 117 | 15 | 15 |
444 | We figure the smart ones will decide to live here — why rush back to a cage. | 1.3061 | 0.04885 | 147 | 112 | 25 | 10 |
445 | It's a maize maze. Get it? Heh, heh! Get it? And people think I'm a dweeb. | 1.3061 | 0.04691 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 8 |
446 | You say maze. I say maize. | 1.3061 | 0.04691 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 8 |
447 | The hard part was developing the tiny cornstalks. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
448 | He likes to pause and read this week’s Tiny New Yorker. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
449 | Human subjects weren’t interested in vegetables. Or walking. | 1.3041 | 0.04474 | 171 | 130 | 30 | 11 |
450 | Once he masters getting through the corn maze, we are going to teach him how to make tortillas. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
451 | He says topiary isn't his thing. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
452 | It’s the Iowa effect. They disappear after the first row. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
453 | Two minute head start then we send the psycho mouse with the axe in after him. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
454 | Now we can claim the lab is sustainable. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
455 | It's a marijuana maze. We want to see if the rat becomes more intuitive and a better dancer. | 1.3032 | 0.04876 | 155 | 120 | 23 | 12 |
456 | He wants to know what's in it for him? | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
457 | They’d gotten really accustomed to working remotely. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
458 | She's from the upper east side. So, of course, she'll find the sidewalk cafe in a millisec. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
459 | He’s rerouting. | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
460 | Baby corn was easy; you ought to see the miniature hay ride. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
461 | Wrong maize. | 1.3029 | 0.04547 | 175 | 135 | 27 | 13 |
462 | This research is sponsored by the Iowa State Fair. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
463 | If you keep up the hard work, it could be you holding this clipboard in 20 years. | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
464 | It’s a model for dealing with insurance companies. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
465 | Its based on the electoral boundaries for the Iowa caucuses. | 1.3023 | 0.05569 | 129 | 102 | 15 | 12 |
466 | We call this "Schroedinger's Labyrinth." | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
467 | I think he went backwards. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
468 | You can’t get here from there | 1.3015 | 0.05455 | 136 | 108 | 15 | 13 |
469 | It’s all about the journey. | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
470 | If we build it, they will run. | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
471 | Just saying I'm impressed with a mouse that can genetically engineer tiny corn but not so impressed when he uses it to build a tiny corn maze. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
472 | After 7pm, it becomes haunted. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
473 | He’s outstanding in his field! | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
474 | This will test whether he can get through the maize. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
475 | And now we record the time it takes for her to find the best selfie location. | 1.3007 | 0.04915 | 153 | 119 | 22 | 12 |
476 | So he can't figure out the maze. I should remind you, he was the one that trimmed the hedges! | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
477 | See that… that ain’t his tail, sweetheart. | 1.3000 | 0.05311 | 130 | 101 | 19 | 10 |
478 | Apparently he heard a voice and saw some dead baseball players. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
479 | He says the cheese at the end better not be generic again. | 1.3000 | 0.05197 | 130 | 100 | 21 | 9 |
480 | the cheese was supposed to go at the end of the maze." | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
481 | We didn't account for how often they would stop to nibble | 1.3000 | 0.05500 | 120 | 93 | 18 | 9 |
482 | We're trying to figure out why he only does it backwards. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
483 | The city rats seem to struggle with this version. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
484 | I’m not surprised, he refused an MRI yesterday. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
485 | What do you mean, ‘corny?’ This is science. | 1.2993 | 0.05218 | 137 | 107 | 19 | 11 |
486 | It’s going to be hard to top the tractor pull. | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
487 | I know it's corny, but I just had to try it. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
488 | The real challenge was curing his miniature corn allergy. | 1.2986 | 0.05033 | 144 | 112 | 21 | 11 |
489 | If he doesn't come out in 5 minutes, mark +1 for the cat. | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
490 | Let’s move on to the next phase of the trial where we let the cat out. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
491 | There is drama in our work Miss Smith – please note – ‘rat enters maze but pauses – momentarily – to think – what lies ahead? – what will the future hold?’ It is profound! | 1.2985 | 0.05300 | 134 | 105 | 18 | 11 |
492 | It's just a little corny | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
493 | We're training him to manage a hedge fund. | 1.2973 | 0.05024 | 148 | 116 | 20 | 12 |
494 | He used to work here. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
495 | Seriously. You forgot the cheese. | 1.2971 | 0.05082 | 138 | 107 | 21 | 10 |
496 | They’re all getting tired of the rat race so we’ve added queso manchego, improved health insurance and a better 401k match. | 1.2971 | 0.05185 | 138 | 108 | 19 | 11 |
497 | It’s basically just a fancy way of feeding the snakes. | 1.2970 | 0.06060 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
498 | Only the mice on the keto diet make it all the way through. | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
499 | If they have some fun we can keep saying it's cruelty-free. | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
500 | He's having an existential crisis | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
501 | Good grief! I believe he's finishing the maze backwards. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
502 | Wait until they try the crop circles. | 1.2963 | 0.05159 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 10 |
503 | He seems confused by the maize maze. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
504 | The mice? No... no mice.We have invested the entire budget in gardening. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
505 | Because I can, that's why. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
506 | The graduate student didn't realize that "maize" was a typo in the methods section. | 1.2960 | 0.05568 | 125 | 99 | 15 | 11 |
507 | It’s our sustainable maze. | 1.2958 | 0.04665 | 142 | 107 | 28 | 7 |
508 | He's our shining star. | 1.2957 | 0.06048 | 115 | 93 | 10 | 12 |
509 | He demanded cornrows, | 1.2955 | 0.05561 | 132 | 106 | 13 | 13 |
510 | I'm telling you: don't go in there. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
511 | Unlike the city mouse, the country mouse requires a somewhat larger trap, like a Trump rally. | 1.2953 | 0.05260 | 149 | 120 | 14 | 15 |
512 | He's smarted than we thought. He's waiting for harvest time. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
513 | You've discovered why we place the cheese at the end of the maze. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
514 | Wait till you see him ride the tiny tractor. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
515 | That was fast. Now let's try putting the cheese at the other end of the maze. | 1.2950 | 0.05049 | 139 | 108 | 21 | 10 |
516 | I think this one is testing us. | 1.2950 | 0.05152 | 139 | 109 | 19 | 11 |
517 | We're training him to murder his wife and then freeze to death. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
518 | He’s actually dead, I just wanted to spend time with you. | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
519 | If he finds his way out in less than 60 seconds he wins the title of "Best Rat"...and the 2024 Republican nomination! | 1.2941 | 0.05334 | 136 | 108 | 16 | 12 |
520 | Is this the one that got loose when we were watching "North by Northwest" the other night? | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
521 | The first one we had to put on a diet | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
522 | We need a tougher test. This one finished the maze backwards. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
523 | I don't know. I understand that PETA is all for this, but there must be more ...let's say "successful" approaches to rodent control. | 1.2937 | 0.05141 | 143 | 113 | 18 | 12 |
524 | ...and this one is a country mouse. | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
525 | It's a better mousetrap. | 1.2937 | 0.05294 | 126 | 98 | 19 | 9 |
526 | My breakthrough is that I figured out how to use this research grant to grow weed. | 1.2937 | 0.05642 | 126 | 101 | 13 | 12 |
527 | ok, if he makes it can I get a second date? | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
528 | It's May's mini-maize maze. | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
529 | They keep stopping to drink pumpkin spice lattes and take selfies. | 1.2933 | 0.04965 | 150 | 118 | 20 | 12 |
530 | I thought YOU were bringing the cheese... | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
531 | Looks like he remembers there was a cat at the other end. | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
532 | Says here he’s a self starter. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
533 | We spent ten million dollars to find out that there’s a 50% chance he goes right. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
534 | The maze is real. The mouse is dead. | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
535 | I’m testing a better mousetrap. | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
536 | Trust me, this will make him an expert in his field. | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
537 | I just want a journal article that includes "...mouse amazes in maize maze." | 1.2925 | 0.05838 | 106 | 83 | 15 | 8 |
538 | It’s true, I’m retiring after 30 years. Tired of the rat race. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
539 | Because we have a Federal grant - that's why. | 1.2923 | 0.05174 | 130 | 101 | 20 | 9 |
540 | It's not an experiment, it's an experience. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
541 | If he completes it, he gets a hayride. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
542 | Why we're only testing half a mouse is beyond me. | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
543 | I asked if rats liked corn/maize not corn maze | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
544 | The mice are now requesting hay rides before entering the maze. | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
545 | Vegan, shmegan, he ran a lot faster when we had cheese. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
546 | Why yes, it is a maize maze. | 1.2917 | 0.05109 | 144 | 114 | 18 | 12 |
547 | Mice call it the Field of Bad Dreams. | 1.2917 | 0.05013 | 144 | 113 | 20 | 11 |
548 | Study? No. It's a bet between the behaviorists and the horticulturists. | 1.2913 | 0.05257 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
549 | I found out the new lab director is from Iowa. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
550 | Look, do you want that Monsanto funding or not? | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
551 | Is it unethical to have a cat waiting at the other end? | 1.2910 | 0.05278 | 134 | 106 | 17 | 11 |
552 | We had him take a bumpy hayride first to mimic real-world conditions. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
553 | No particular reason; I liked the way it looked | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
554 | Strike's over - they now get corn mazes and 10 minute brie breaks. | 1.2903 | 0.04753 | 155 | 121 | 23 | 11 |
555 | He seems to be hedging his bets. | 1.2903 | 0.05343 | 124 | 97 | 18 | 9 |
556 | He says he wants to work from home. | 1.2901 | 0.05363 | 131 | 104 | 16 | 11 |
557 | And there’s a gift shop when they get out. | 1.2901 | 0.05252 | 131 | 103 | 18 | 10 |
558 | Our new maze designer is from Iowa. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
559 | We’re studying the effects of genetically modified maze. | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
560 | If he makes it out he gets to go on the hay ride. | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
561 | I asked purchasing for maize. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
562 | We're using him to test the new voter rules. | 1.2897 | 0.05078 | 145 | 115 | 18 | 12 |
563 | This isn’t exactly what I meant by “field test”. | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
564 | He’s not moving. Did you eat the reward cheese again? | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
565 | Is this the new Republican platform? | 1.2889 | 0.05348 | 135 | 108 | 15 | 12 |
566 | The consultants suggested we devise a better mousetrap | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
567 | The results will a-maze you | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
568 | What happened to your mouth? | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
569 | If he can solve this final test in under three minutes, he will officially be included in the Republican primaries... | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
570 | We let another rat design this one. | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
571 | We're seeing how long it takes them to figure out it's a maize maze." | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
572 | He's checking Google Maps. | 1.2878 | 0.05130 | 139 | 110 | 18 | 11 |
573 | It's no use, they just end up eating their way through it. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
574 | Now this experiment was funded just before the Iowa caucus. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
575 | This one doesn't give a rat's ass about our study. | 1.2877 | 0.04856 | 146 | 114 | 22 | 10 |
576 | Don't worry, the corn is non-GMO. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
577 | Our grant proposal was rejected, but we did manage to get an ethanol subsidy. | 1.2869 | 0.05395 | 122 | 96 | 17 | 9 |
578 | We let them bob for apples if they solve it. | 1.2869 | 0.05395 | 122 | 96 | 17 | 9 |
579 | This particular study is funded by Monsanto. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
580 | If a mouse can do it, so can you. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
581 | The lab technician is from Iowa. | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
582 | Now release the tiny maniac with a tiny chainsaw | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
583 | Last week three people followed him all the way out. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
584 | Rat got your tongue? | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
585 | We're using country mice. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
586 | This proves that a maze of maize will induce an existential crisis. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
587 | In the USA they try this on human beings. | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
588 | The maze is much easier for them after the harvest. | 1.2867 | 0.04762 | 150 | 117 | 23 | 10 |
589 | The hardest part was training it to use the hedge clippers. | 1.2857 | 0.05616 | 119 | 95 | 14 | 10 |
590 | Do you remember where the cheese is? | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
591 | I used to be a landscaper, you know? | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
592 | This may not work because I heard the rats learned on youtube how to do the maze. | 1.2857 | 0.05356 | 119 | 93 | 18 | 8 |
593 | Well, Bob thought it was funny. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
594 | NO NO! I said rodent yard not Rhodin art | 1.2857 | 0.05356 | 119 | 93 | 18 | 8 |
595 | This could take awhile; all his mazes up to now have been on Zoom. | 1.2857 | 0.04922 | 147 | 116 | 20 | 11 |
596 | Some of the staff heard 'maze' and some heard 'maize'. | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
597 | I call it “The Maize.” It tests the subject’s level of cornfusion. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
598 | Where’s your mouth? | 1.2857 | 0.05098 | 140 | 111 | 18 | 11 |
599 | We weren't sure if our investors said maize or maze, so we decided to go with both | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
600 | If the smart chip works, it will eat its way through it! | 1.2848 | 0.04445 | 151 | 115 | 29 | 7 |
601 | It looks like we have confirmed our hypothesis: mice cannot see the forest through the cheese. | 1.2847 | 0.04894 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 10 |
602 | Okay, a hemlock maze was a bad idea, you were right and I was wrong, there I said it. | 1.2847 | 0.04389 | 137 | 102 | 31 | 4 |
603 | It's a pretty simple experiment, I spent most of my time breeding the tiny corn. | 1.2846 | 0.05376 | 130 | 104 | 15 | 11 |
604 | Let’s make it non-edible next time. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
605 | You STEM majors are so literal. You didn’t have to use maize. | 1.2846 | 0.05356 | 123 | 97 | 17 | 9 |
606 | Since we switched the maze from corn to pot, they generally just hang out in the doorway | 1.2846 | 0.05479 | 123 | 98 | 15 | 10 |
607 | He's from Iowa. He will have a significant advantage. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
608 | Actually, the biggest breakthrough we've had was the GMO miniature corn. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
609 | If he does well on this, we’ll put him through the hayride test. | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
610 | EVERYTHING is made of corn now days... | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
611 | The mystery of crop circles is solved! | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
612 | I’m afraid the irony will be lost on him. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
613 | We're testing the mouse compared to our freshmen class. | 1.2828 | 0.04864 | 145 | 114 | 21 | 10 |
614 | We're moving him to the next level since he flew right through the potato patch. | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
615 | He's less stressed about these tests if he feels like he's at the county fair. | 1.2828 | 0.04233 | 145 | 108 | 33 | 4 |
616 | I'm from Iowa. | 1.2826 | 0.04931 | 138 | 108 | 21 | 9 |
617 | It’s smarter than a middle school honor student. | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
618 | He wants his work place to be as close to carbon neutral as possible. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
619 | I believe this test works best when the reward is at the end of the maze!" | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
620 | Not only is there no reward at the end, but some rat families will actually pay to enter. | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
621 | He's wondering who moved his cheese.... | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
622 | If the rat makes it out in under 2 minutes, I'll give you your mouth back. | 1.2823 | 0.05439 | 124 | 99 | 15 | 10 |
623 | It's the mice's "Field of Dreams" | 1.2823 | 0.05439 | 124 | 99 | 15 | 10 |
624 | but... shouldn't we have used a live one? | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
625 | We've really made progress. She just said "Oh, a maize maze!" | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
626 | My colleagues at Iowa State came up with this one | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
627 | And we fund our research by selling those tiny corncobs. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
628 | We started with a hemp maze, but the rats refused to come out. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
629 | Ok, go see if the graduate students are doing any better in their maze. | 1.2815 | 0.04541 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
630 | It took us three days to realize the rat was dead. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
631 | He has performance anxiety, give him a minute | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
632 | We've got to breed smarter mice, so far we have lost three. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
633 | A maze within a maze. Wouldn't you agree; or do you think it's corny? | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
634 | Someone's horny for rats. | 1.2810 | 0.04947 | 153 | 123 | 17 | 13 |
635 | I wasn’t sure if they said maze or maize. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
636 | This is the last of the white rat maze challenge. Next we’ll begin with rats of color using the same testing parameters. Your job is to report on the results, so it’s a good thing you don’t have a mouth. | 1.2808 | 0.04835 | 146 | 115 | 21 | 10 |
637 | I guess there's no incentive for him to go any further. | 1.2808 | 0.04736 | 146 | 114 | 23 | 9 |
638 | If my theory is correct, it may have implications for the 2024 presidential race. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
639 | Don’t worry, it’s non-GMO | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
640 | We're funded by Fritos.” | 1.2806 | 0.05209 | 139 | 112 | 15 | 12 |
641 | You're up next! | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
642 | It's a corn maize, get it? | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
643 | You see, we name each mouse after a tenure candidate. and it makes our job so much easier! | 1.2806 | 0.05108 | 139 | 111 | 17 | 11 |
644 | The really smart ones just chew their way through. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
645 | It was really hard to get the tiny overalls on. | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
646 | By calling it the “Maze of Dreams”, I got funding from the agricultural department, the film school, and the baseball team. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
647 | This feels like a lot of effort for a maize pun. | 1.2797 | 0.04903 | 143 | 113 | 20 | 10 |
648 | These new breeds have their own GPS systems and won't enter our maze without an exit-certifying printout. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
649 | We're measuring how angry they get when they figure out there's no cheese at the center of a corn maze. | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
650 | I still think it’s just going to lay there. We should have used a live mouse. | 1.2797 | 0.05367 | 118 | 93 | 17 | 8 |
651 | The maize maze confirms it--even small minds are conflicted about puns. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
652 | We're sending him in to find the first one. | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
653 | Republicans shouldn't be the only rats to have fun. | 1.2791 | 0.05159 | 129 | 102 | 18 | 9 |
654 | This Cannabis maze is our latest innovation. | 1.2788 | 0.06027 | 104 | 84 | 11 | 9 |
655 | I'm also teaching the mice topiary. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
656 | If he beats the record he gets a hay ride and a funnel cake. | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
657 | We built it, so he came. | 1.2786 | 0.04869 | 140 | 110 | 21 | 9 |
658 | Okay, I'm thinking a corn maze wasn't our brightest idea. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
659 | I'm not trying to prove anything. Just playing with his head. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
660 | I know we’ve been sworn to secrecy but I didn’t think they’d remove your mouth. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
661 | You'll never believe where we've been finding the other halves of these mice. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
662 | If it is not too difficult, we will scale it for people. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
663 | ...but the miniature corn is getting great ratings! | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
664 | The problem with a corn maze is she eats the maze. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
665 | He's on loan from the University of Iowa. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
666 | Well, since you don't have a mouth...what do you think? | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
667 | In this oddly specific instance, our research indicates that melted butter and a little salt are better motivators than cheese. | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
668 | If he solves it fast enough, he wins a hayride at the end. | 1.2768 | 0.05702 | 112 | 90 | 13 | 9 |
669 | He just isn’t motivated to go back to the pre-pandemic way of doing things. | 1.2768 | 0.04432 | 112 | 82 | 29 | 1 |
670 | M-237’s prowess with the miniature hedge trimmer remains unmatched | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
671 | People have slower times because they take so many selfies. | 1.2766 | 0.04942 | 141 | 112 | 19 | 10 |
672 | He keeps eating his way out. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
673 | Some people get grants. I get hedge funds. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
674 | As you predicted, Dr.. their social anxiety is off the charts. | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
675 | There's a mousetrap at the other end so we'll find out how smart he is. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
676 | One more lap and we're retiring from this rat race. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
677 | Next time don't put the food just inside the entrance. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
678 | Cruelty free? This is fun filled! | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
679 | Halfway through, we convert him to run on ethanol. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
680 | What they really like is the hayrides. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
681 | Maybe it is pseudoscience, but it sure rakes in the grant money. | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
682 | I requested a big pharma trial not farmer… | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
683 | The Lab Manager said if we build it they will come… | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
684 | Once he's lost in there, we can finally be together. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
685 | We’ve discovered they’re field mice. | 1.2746 | 0.04486 | 142 | 109 | 27 | 6 |
686 | All we did to attract more volunteers was rebranding the experiment from “The Great Corn Labyrinth” to “The Amazing Maize Maze” | 1.2745 | 0.04659 | 153 | 121 | 22 | 10 |
687 | Their resume did state they were a self-starter. | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
688 | We got better results when the scarecrow at the end was made of cheese | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
689 | I’m still not sure how this solves the crypto crisis | 1.2743 | 0.05515 | 113 | 90 | 15 | 8 |
690 | There's no scientific purpose to this, I just think it's funny. | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
691 | Amazingly it can find the way out going backwards. | 1.2742 | 0.05412 | 124 | 100 | 14 | 10 |
692 | This is our last white rat, we are switching to lawyers because there are some things a white rat won't do. | 1.2742 | 0.05649 | 124 | 102 | 10 | 12 |
693 | The cannabis maze is not working out like we thought. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
694 | It’s greener. But they keep eating their way out. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
695 | Amazing maize maze, isn't it? I think we can officially say we have run out of dissertation topics. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
696 | At some point he’ll give up and start doing his own research. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
697 | they said it was the only way the mice would come back into the office. | 1.2740 | 0.04813 | 146 | 116 | 20 | 10 |
698 | We have to do this when we get a shipment of mice from Iowa. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
699 | He identifies as a moderate and refuses to go right or left. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
700 | I’m all ears. | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
701 | It helps to think of them as freshmen. | 1.2734 | 0.05169 | 128 | 102 | 17 | 9 |
702 | Even the rats are tired of the rat race. | 1.2734 | 0.04255 | 128 | 95 | 31 | 2 |
703 | Our studies show that they enjoy the tiny funnel cakes too | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
704 | She won't proceed unless we can verify it is non-GMO corn. | 1.2727 | 0.06392 | 99 | 82 | 7 | 10 |
705 | Rodents of the Corn. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
706 | I think he realizes that he's being stalked. | 1.2727 | 0.05505 | 121 | 98 | 13 | 10 |
707 | Is this the rat's ass I don't give? | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
708 | Day 23: the rats still haven't realized that the reward is actually a vegan cheese substitute. | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
709 | See, I told you the walls have ears. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
710 | He's not nearly as fast as City Mouse but doesn't seem to give a damn. | 1.2721 | 0.04585 | 147 | 115 | 24 | 8 |
711 | It's either that or he's dead. | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
712 | The next test is pumpkin carving. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
713 | He also did well with the hayride. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
714 | He does really well when we reward him with cider and donuts at the end." | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
715 | Who gave him a GPS? | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
716 | Oops, you don't spell 'maze' with an "i" | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
717 | He seems to like this more than the pumpkin catapult. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
718 | He has figured it in reverse. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
719 | He’ll make it through. There’s no two ways about it. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
720 | Tails you win | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
721 | Fastest backwards time yet. | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
722 | I actually grabbed this one off the subway tracks — those government-provided ones just aren’t as savvy. | 1.2703 | 0.05716 | 111 | 90 | 12 | 9 |
723 | We've just been approved for human trials in the Midwest. | 1.2701 | 0.04804 | 137 | 108 | 21 | 8 |
724 | We’re trying to measure how fast it takes him to get into the capital | 1.2701 | 0.05129 | 137 | 111 | 15 | 11 |
725 | Analysis paralysis gets the best of us. | 1.2701 | 0.04691 | 137 | 107 | 23 | 7 |
726 | That’s amaizing, Grace. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
727 | I know it's corny. But wait 'til you see the pumpkin patch and the hay rides. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
728 | So smart! He used my credit card to buy a GPS. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
729 | It’s called a MAGA Maze They can get in but never get out | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
730 | That's about where he was yesterday. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
731 | Maybe it's waiting for you to drop the cheese. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
732 | You really didn't account for the possibility the rat might eat the maze? | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
733 | I did it yesterday in 12 seconds. | 1.2689 | 0.05297 | 119 | 95 | 16 | 8 |
734 | I honestly don’t give a rat’s ass about these results either. | 1.2689 | 0.05297 | 119 | 95 | 16 | 8 |
735 | Our rats won’t even touch the maze unless it’s organically grown | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
736 | This is just one of many field tests we’re conducting. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
737 | I see you’re speechless, Miss Watson. Congratulations! Silence is a virtue for this job and the two other candidates didn’t seem to understand this. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
738 | …It’s more a test to see how long it takes the mouse with a chainsaw to find him. | 1.2687 | 0.04987 | 134 | 107 | 18 | 9 |
739 | Recalibrating. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
740 | The last thirty-nine subjects failed to outsmart the Minotaur but I have a good feeling about this one. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
741 | It’s a rat in maize. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
742 | If he doesn't ,I get the cheese | 1.2683 | 0.05424 | 123 | 100 | 13 | 10 |
743 | Maize. We're testing irony. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
744 | If you build it he will run | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
745 | He doesn't need to find his way through. He'll eat his way out. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
746 | There's cider and donuts at the end." | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
747 | Oh, rats! Did I forgot to leave the cheese at the end again? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
748 | Now the Iowa test. | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
749 | It's a mousetrap based on a corn maze—they go in excited, then wonder why they fell for it, and eventually want to kill themselves. | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
750 | We trust them to find their own way. Just like you with your PhD. | 1.2672 | 0.04945 | 131 | 104 | 19 | 8 |
751 | The hardest part was electrifying the little corn stalks. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
752 | Gonna hedge my bets on this one. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
753 | There is no way out. We just want him to experience what the rest of are feeling. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
754 | Third time's the charm! | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
755 | We're seeing whether he prefers Swiss cheese or cheddar. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
756 | I know the caption contest serves no greater purpose. This week we hope to prove that people, like lab rats, given the proper reward, will spend inordinate amounts of time doing almost anything. | 1.2667 | 0.05065 | 135 | 109 | 16 | 10 |
757 | We’re letting him have a field day. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
758 | He’s afraid to go in after seeing the hedge maze in The Shining. | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
759 | The real challenge was genetically modifying the corn. | 1.2662 | 0.04958 | 139 | 112 | 17 | 10 |
760 | Weird, I know. But it's a University of Nebraska study so... | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
761 | We hoped some greenery and fresh air would up their performance. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
762 | This is kind of a corny experiment. | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
763 | Bet he beats Trump. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
764 | Did you hear? The team studying psychedelics got the rat to make crop circles. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
765 | Plus, when he's done, we can put the baby corn in a salad. | 1.2657 | 0.04857 | 143 | 115 | 18 | 10 |
766 | We are just one step away from proving genetically modified corn is completely safe for human use! | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
767 | I know it's corny, but I think you're a-maze-ing | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
768 | Now, these rats are very good at hedge trimming. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
769 | The squirrel aced it! | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
770 | They're field mice, so I figured, "What the hay?" | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
771 | This next one uses GPS | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
772 | What should I say in the report—that he’s eating the maze or the maize? | 1.2647 | 0.05031 | 136 | 110 | 16 | 10 |
773 | He’s holding out for an artisan cheese. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
774 | Is "ears of research" too sassy for the abstract? | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
775 | He just doesn't seem to be in a big rush to rejoin the race. | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
776 | It's made from arugula so he eats some greens before the cheese. | 1.2643 | 0.04489 | 140 | 109 | 25 | 6 |
777 | “But at the end, he’s still just a rat.” | 1.2643 | 0.04821 | 140 | 112 | 19 | 9 |
778 | I know its corny but I call it, The Amazing mini-Maize Maze. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
779 | He's one of the rats who claims it's rigged. | 1.2642 | 0.05735 | 106 | 86 | 12 | 8 |
780 | When it comes to corn mazes, midwest mice perform best. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
781 | We get another subsidy for the corn. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
782 | You should see the hayrack ride | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
783 | This is 'The Better Mousetrap' that everyone has been talking about. | 1.2637 | 0.06218 | 91 | 74 | 10 | 7 |
784 | Of course the rat comes as part of the set. | 1.2636 | 0.05582 | 110 | 89 | 13 | 8 |
785 | And here's off to the rat-races! | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
786 | The ones who like corn don't get far. | 1.2636 | 0.05105 | 129 | 104 | 16 | 9 |
787 | His name is Trump and he has an IQ of 154. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
788 | As you can see, he’s produced a much lower yield this harvest. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
789 | They also demanded pumpkin spice cheese. | 1.2632 | 0.05580 | 114 | 93 | 12 | 9 |
790 | Like the males of some intelligent species, he needs a little encouragement to move forward. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
791 | First, he nibbled out this psychotic pattern. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
792 | If she eats her way out of it we’ll know she’s American. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
793 | They wanted the online maze, but I told them they needed to be out | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
794 | He did it backwards. | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
795 | I am a little surprised our new maze qualified for the ethanol subsidies, but I’m not going to argue with it. | 1.2628 | 0.04778 | 137 | 109 | 20 | 8 |
796 | To the rat, it's normal-sized corn | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
797 | Seems redundant, huh? | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
798 | You go girl! | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
799 | He's a field mouse." | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
800 | With this kind of research, I always hedge my bets. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
801 | If it doesn't come out, we'll know we don't need cheese | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
802 | They love the mini-corn maze, but they see it as lunch. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
803 | He should be out in about 10 days. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
804 | Sort of defeats the purpose of a ‘field test,’ don’t you think? | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
805 | Sure it’s more environmentally friendly, but now he just eats his way through | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
806 | He won’t move without benefits. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
807 | We gave him a GPS again, but this time the voice sounds like his wife. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
808 | Just wait until you see him bob for apples. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
809 | Let's see him find my breakfast taco now. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
810 | But is he faster than a combine? | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
811 | You say ‘corn.’ I say ‘maize.’ Let’s see if he can figure it out. | 1.2612 | 0.05182 | 134 | 110 | 13 | 11 |
812 | Looks like the cartoonist left you speechless! | 1.2609 | 0.05396 | 115 | 93 | 14 | 8 |
813 | We're studying indecisiveness in male mice. Yesterday he didn't move a muscle for ten hours | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
814 | Very well. Next time we'll try it with a live mouse... | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
815 | No member of the watched ‘The Shining’ group ever sets foot beyond this point. | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
816 | Unfortunate choice, Miss Manning. He seems to fancy corn. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
817 | WHO KNOWS HE MIGHT FIND A BASEBALL TEAM IN THERE. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
818 | He backed through the whole thing. I think he smelled a rat. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
819 | I know it’s a corny idea but we are already collecting amaizing data. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
820 | If we build it, they'll get lost. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
821 | This time, the corn is nonGMO! | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
822 | I'll just put: Participant appears confused by the corn maize | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
823 | A rat in a corn maze has no incentive to find his way out. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
824 | I think he knows its GMO | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
825 | I'm not sure if I am more amazed that he miniaturized corn or that he got it to grow on a lab bench. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
826 | He’s used to remote work. Should we set this up via zoom? | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
827 | We're 10% funded by the ethanol makers. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
828 | And in this one, we look to see how long it takes the mouse to find the pun. | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
829 | Sure, we improved human health for billions of people at the Human Genome Project, but this will get a lot more views on Tik Tok. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
830 | I think it's an acronym for "who gives a rats ass" | 1.2578 | 0.05232 | 128 | 105 | 13 | 10 |
831 | The reward is funnel cake | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
832 | Did you really think you could create a cannabis maze and creatures would want to come out? | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
833 | He's just not motivated.” | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
834 | The corn maze was subsidized with microfinancing. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
835 | Go get the cat" | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
836 | We might have made the lanes too narrow. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
837 | It's a compromise we negotiated with PETA | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
838 | Of course he'll find a way out. He belongs to Mr. trump. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
839 | We've observed a statistically significant increase in finish times since implementing an on-time hayride-departure protocol. | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
840 | The tiny corn lobby has some deep pockets. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
841 | He really wants a personal best! | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
842 | We only run this experiment in the fall. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
843 | Unexpected. They’re acting out the maze scene from The Shining! | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
844 | And here’s the maze for our country mice. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
845 | The cat is waiting at the exit. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
846 | He’s from NYC. He’ll be fine. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
847 | It’s completely natural. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
848 | No fair! You ate the cheese! | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
849 | The hard part was growing the miniature corn. | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
850 | Even if he's successful, he's still a rat. | 1.2560 | 0.05068 | 125 | 101 | 16 | 8 |
851 | Isn't it a fire hazard not to have two exits? | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
852 | We've made a maze out of tiny corn. | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
853 | This one reminds me of my third marriage. | 1.2556 | 0.05191 | 133 | 110 | 12 | 11 |
854 | It's the only way we could get a research grant from the State of Iowa. | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
855 | What's really sad is that this is the highlight of my day. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
856 | He’s shy. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
857 | This rat is not only outstanding at solving mazes, he also does my taxes. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
858 | He’ll do fine; I put a female with tassels at the exit | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
859 | In one ear and out the other. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
860 | This is his seasonal gig | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
861 | But can he find himself is the question | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
862 | I decided to hedge. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
863 | He's the winner - backs up & easily escapes the maize. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
864 | Early trials showed tiny corn was an easier variable to control than giant rats | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
865 | Then they flip the GOP votes.... | 1.2542 | 0.05540 | 118 | 98 | 10 | 10 |
866 | He's worried that the jokes are too corny. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
867 | Our lab committed to net-zero. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
868 | We're two hours in. I think he smells a rat. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
869 | There’s a statistically significant chance you’re going to cut my funding aren’t you? | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
870 | They're really fun to watch when you give them cocaine edibles. | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
871 | Oh this one's gotta be a genius, found him in a chef's hat at the restaurant. | 1.2537 | 0.05263 | 134 | 112 | 10 | 12 |
872 | It was easier to make the corn small than to make giant rats. | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
873 | I didn't know corn came that size either. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
874 | I call it a "maize". | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
875 | The best part is that I love eating the baby corn when we’re done. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
876 | Breeding rats for this research is a balancing act - intelligent enough to run the maze, but not intelligent enough that they realize that they can eat the maze. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
877 | The real test will be to see if he can play shortstop when he emerges on the other end. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
878 | I call it the 'Amazing Maize Maze'. So far over 80% of rats tested have been impressed with my word play. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
879 | The reward at the end is a popcorn machine. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
880 | Being from Iowa seems to give him a distinct advantage. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
881 | the last one ate the maze. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
882 | I’d give anything to hear your thoughts, but the cartoonist didn’t draw you a mouth … | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
883 | Not only did she finish in record time, she got a crop subsidy. | 1.2523 | 0.05647 | 111 | 92 | 10 | 9 |
884 | He’s carrying a tiny axe, just like in the movie. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
885 | The tricky part was getting him to chew this pattern. | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
886 | Even the lab rats are protesting the high price of their food. | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
887 | They don’t make it to the other end but when they come back out…. They know how to play baseball. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
888 | The winners think outside the maze and eat their way through | 1.2522 | 0.05362 | 115 | 94 | 13 | 8 |
889 | Yes,cheese smells strong. But it turns out with the right mix of disinformation,we can stop them from even trying to get through the maze. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
890 | We named the cheese wedge 'Danny' | 1.2520 | 0.05365 | 123 | 102 | 11 | 10 |
891 | We are still working out the kinks of the miniature hay ride. | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
892 | Don't just stand there, go check the ones on the hayride. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
893 | Pumpkin carving is next. | 1.2520 | 0.04996 | 127 | 103 | 16 | 8 |
894 | It's the journey, not the destination. | 1.2519 | 0.04426 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
895 | The answer to today's Wordle is at the other end. | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
896 | This experiment could give us insight as to why Midwesterners pay money to do this. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
897 | And he calls himself a field mouse... | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
898 | He's hedging. | 1.2500 | 0.06110 | 92 | 76 | 9 | 7 |
899 | These tiny corn stalks make me want to order in Chinese. | 1.2500 | 0.05073 | 124 | 101 | 15 | 8 |
900 | Getting through was easy. This time he needs to learn to make popcorn. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
901 | Let's go get some popcorn and watch him struggle! | 1.2500 | 0.05444 | 108 | 88 | 13 | 7 |
902 | Yes, she is hesitant... we are all hesitant to go for what we want... Claire. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
903 | Test 119: The subject begins to have philosophical doubts... | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
904 | Yes, I am from Illinois. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
905 | Did he sign the waiver? | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
906 | He’s trying to find google maps on his phone. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
907 | So if this guy make's it, that means we can make it. You're next, sis. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
908 | Yeah, we’re going vegan on all of our mazes now. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
909 | Let’s hope these rats can’t pick up on the blazing sexual tension I assume you’re also feeling | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
910 | Do you think it really gives a rat’s ass about our research? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
911 | The maze was designed by a Liberal. No matter which way the mouse goes, he will get out and get a free food reward. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
912 | Studies show they will eventually find their way out and enjoy a pumpkin latte. | 1.2500 | 0.05592 | 104 | 85 | 12 | 7 |
913 | I'm starting to wonder if the whole maize thing was just a misspelling on the research grant. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
914 | Soon we will know, with scientific certainty, if this is a good date activity. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
915 | We switched to baby corn after losing one too many grad students. | 1.2500 | 0.04581 | 108 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
916 | I think you'll be amaized. | 1.2500 | 0.05601 | 108 | 89 | 11 | 8 |
917 | Is that…? Did you eat the cheese? | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
918 | I hypothesize he’s realized the system is set up to make him struggle to get the cheese when really having cheese is an implicit right. Anyway, he’s lost faith in the whole process and I think perhaps himself? | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
919 | I’m told there’s a miniature hay ride to follow, which should be nice. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
920 | It’s a maize maze you see. | 1.2482 | 0.04630 | 141 | 114 | 19 | 8 |
921 | No, I spell it M-A-Z-E. | 1.2481 | 0.04801 | 129 | 104 | 18 | 7 |
922 | I call it The Amazing Maize Maze | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
923 | How is your first week here in the city planner's office? | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
924 | If we just get it to move. | 1.2479 | 0.05550 | 117 | 98 | 9 | 10 |
925 | The grant's from the Department of Agriculture. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
926 | Should we call our study the Hedge Fun or the Rat Race? | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
927 | Where did you get the small maiz? | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
928 | It's all weed. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
929 | So far he does best if we let him listen to the last 7 minutes of an NPR story before starting. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
930 | The last six ate their way out. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
931 | They take it more seriously once they’ve seen Children of the Corn. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
932 | Turns out someone was watching us the entire time to see how long before we got creative. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
933 | The British rats always like the hedge mazes. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
934 | Might be awhile...looks like he has voiced navigation instructions turned off | 1.2474 | 0.06048 | 97 | 81 | 8 | 8 |
935 | Apparently, he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about corn mazes. | 1.2474 | 0.05868 | 97 | 80 | 10 | 7 |
936 | A maze of maize. Get it? | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
937 | There’s no way he beats my record | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
938 | We call it the ‘Maize Maze.’ | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
939 | We still don't understand why he does this backwards | 1.2462 | 0.04891 | 130 | 106 | 16 | 8 |
940 | Did you ask if he still does dairy? | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
941 | We're hoping this new maize improves results | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
942 | Both the rats and the corn are genetically modified so this experiment is super off-the-books. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
943 | Success in research? It’s a eat race. | 1.2458 | 0.05238 | 118 | 97 | 13 | 8 |
944 | I love a good maize | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
945 | This one is our environmentally-friendly mouse trap.” | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
946 | Now, in this trial, the variable is prior exposure to Fox News. | 1.2456 | 0.05511 | 114 | 95 | 10 | 9 |
947 | His reward will be that he won’t have to go on the hayride. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
948 | We lured him by moving the cheese” | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
949 | Bonsai corn is just a hobby. Rat brains pay the bills. | 1.2455 | 0.05508 | 110 | 91 | 11 | 8 |
950 | It's just a brief pause. They ran out of the baked brie. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
951 | It's a mouse from Iowa. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
952 | Both the rat and the corn are GMO. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
953 | We've discovered they won't run the maze because they like baby corn more than cheese. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
954 | The real breakthrough was the tiny decorative gourds. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
955 | This One has committment Issues. | 1.2453 | 0.04408 | 106 | 81 | 24 | 1 |
956 | He won't enter until we sign a waiver of liability. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
957 | There's no cheese. It's about whether she can detect GMO. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
958 | He's figured out that if he just sits there he gets a treat anyway. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
959 | So,the scientific inquiry here is,how fast will he find the apple cider and donuts? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
960 | We’re not studying anything. I just love pruning miniature corn. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
961 | Did you take away his phone with GPS? | 1.2451 | 0.05649 | 102 | 84 | 11 | 7 |
962 | Careful what you say. Little ears. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
963 | Country mice. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
964 | We train them to find the families that get lost. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
965 | At least he won't die of starvation | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
966 | If you bait it, they will come. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
967 | I made the maze out of corn... get it. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
968 | I get it, this maze is corny, but the last one was cheesy! | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
969 | Training the rats will not be your biggest challenge | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
970 | Go get the other mouse with the tiny axe to send in after him. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
971 | The mouse won't begin the maze until cartoonist draws your mouth. | 1.2437 | 0.05197 | 119 | 98 | 13 | 8 |
972 | I don't think you wound him up Dr. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
973 | Do you think the mice have more fun than we do at work? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
974 | I went into a grocery store once and it felt just like this. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
975 | We originally had cheese on the other end, but he’s Vegan. | 1.2432 | 0.05310 | 111 | 91 | 13 | 7 |
976 | Yep--ass-backward wins again! | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
977 | She's our field mouse. | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
978 | Now let’s see how it handles the maize. | 1.2432 | 0.05310 | 111 | 91 | 13 | 7 |
979 | It's an exact replica of the one my family got lost in last Halloween. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
980 | Should we tell him there’s a hungry cat at the other end? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
981 | We think he's just eating it. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
982 | With the right motivation, Boa Constrictors are surprisingly good at mazes. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
983 | He enjoys the challenge. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
984 | It’s a test to see whether he finds the exit or just stays there the whole time taking selfies. | 1.2424 | 0.05759 | 99 | 82 | 10 | 7 |
985 | The reward is a pumpkin spiced cheese. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
986 | a-maize-ing, right? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
987 | Mazes aren't quite his forte, but he got yesterday's Wordle in two tries! | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
988 | When they learn the maze, we reward them with a tiny cup of tea and a watercress finger sandwich | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
989 | We’ve been sponsored by Monsanto. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
990 | He's the first one we've seen who can do it backwards! | 1.2417 | 0.05020 | 120 | 98 | 15 | 7 |
991 | I believe he thinks this is stupid, too | 1.2417 | 0.05292 | 120 | 100 | 11 | 9 |
992 | Unbelievable. He backed through the entire maze and is just now exiting. | 1.2417 | 0.05158 | 120 | 99 | 13 | 8 |
993 | We forced him to watch the end of the Shining after he went through the maze successfully. Now he's afraid Jack Nicholson is in there and he won't go in. | 1.2414 | 0.05424 | 116 | 97 | 10 | 9 |
994 | You don’t think the ol’ rat in a maze experiment is a bit corny? | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
995 | Third one dead of indecision. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
996 | You'll smile more when your braces come off. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
997 | We got tired of the same old rat race | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
998 | The 'Mini Maize Maze' is the ultimate test of a rat's intelligence. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
999 | It worked. He's completely demoralized. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1000 | So who’s idea was it to use field mice? | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1001 | It's a new type of maze and a new species of maize. | 1.2407 | 0.05403 | 108 | 89 | 12 | 7 |
1002 | We've gone over to recyclables for the walls. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1003 | Whatever the result, at we have mini-corn. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1004 | We'll just make up the results" | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
1005 | To support the ban on animal cruelty, we use mechanical rats | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
1006 | Next is apple-bobbing and pumpkin-chucking. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1007 | Next, we're going to see if it can survive a night in a tiny haunted cabin. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1008 | The grant required we use sustainable materials. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1009 | She's just checking her GPS first! | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
1010 | He's waiting for a text from Ginni Thomas | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1011 | No, it’s not a mouse, it’s a corn dog. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1012 | We’re trying a new organic approach. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1013 | It likes to veg on the edge of the hedge. | 1.2396 | 0.04623 | 96 | 74 | 21 | 1 |
1014 | We're trying to teach him manors. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1015 | Give him time to figure it out. Remember, he's just a desktop mouse. | 1.2394 | 0.04462 | 142 | 115 | 20 | 7 |
1016 | The data on this group is simply amazing. | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
1017 | Is this maze too corny? | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
1018 | The real test is whether it gets the “maize maze” joke. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1019 | Let’s see how this Ratotaur does. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1020 | We've discovered that the corn walls do not motivate the rat to look for a reward further on. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1021 | We’ve discovered the Manhattanites beat the barn rats every time! | 1.2391 | 0.04992 | 138 | 116 | 11 | 11 |
1022 | We're testing a plant-based cheese. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1023 | Dammit Barbara,I thought you brought the cheese! | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1024 | If he can find his way out, he’ll be a good Presidential candidate. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1025 | It's to put country mouse at ease. | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
1026 | This one is supersmart, she solved my wordle earlier | 1.2386 | 0.06259 | 88 | 74 | 7 | 7 |
1027 | The rat is dead, we are here for the free coffee and the birthday cakes | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1028 | Shooting begins on M. Night Shyamalan's "Corn Tassels for Algernon" | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1029 | Once he finishes clocking in, he can begin the test. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1030 | The mini-Maize maze is understudied. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1031 | You did say maize, right? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1032 | They can all get through the maize but she's the only one who can spell it. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1033 | He’s our new maze consultant. | 1.2381 | 0.05501 | 105 | 87 | 11 | 7 |
1034 | Analyzing the data is easy. It’s the gardening that’s hard. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1035 | We mix it up every fall. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1036 | When you said you had a rat’s nest to deal with I wasn’t expecting this | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
1037 | Of course, a portion of our funding went towards the tiny apple orchard and hay ride. | 1.2381 | 0.05665 | 105 | 88 | 9 | 8 |
1038 | So far, the mice that had pumpkin spice lattes are performing better than those that had cider doughnuts. That's not really what we're testing, but it's September and we don't get out much. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1039 | You’re right, this experiment is a little corny. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1040 | Big Corn ain’t gonna know what hit ‘em. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1041 | I designed the experiment before coming up with a theory. | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
1042 | It's really more of an art than a science... | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1043 | He’s solved the maze a dozen times. We just want to know what disease this pesticide will cause. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1044 | They really enjoyed the hayrides too. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1045 | This one for the tie breaker....Cheddar vs Swiss | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1046 | I'm measuring how long it takes him to learn to eat his way out. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1047 | Now, you get right behind him and shout Boo! | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1048 | The USDA is really running out of ideas for what to do with those corn subsidies. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1049 | This one has managed to conquer the maze by walking backwards. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1050 | Not a problem. He's got Siri. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1051 | He’s going on a moonlight hayride after this. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1052 | Just check him in two hours. If it has not moved, then we can assume that the brain transplant did work. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1053 | Ethanol research isn’t what it used to be. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1054 | It's an autobiographical experiment. I got lost in a corn maze when I was 8. | 1.2370 | 0.04100 | 135 | 106 | 26 | 3 |
1055 | I can't wait until he finds the gazebo! | 1.2370 | 0.04608 | 135 | 110 | 18 | 7 |
1056 | If my hypothesis proves correct, this rat will be attracted to the piece of cheese hidden inside. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1057 | Instead of cheese at the end, there’s a scarecrow. | 1.2368 | 0.04370 | 114 | 89 | 23 | 2 |
1058 | In two minutes we’ll send in the mouse with the axe. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
1059 | Next, he has to navigate a difficult relationship | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1060 | Using sustainable resources is a condition of our research grant. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1061 | We've posed the question: How much baby corn does he have to consume before he forgets about the cheese? | 1.2364 | 0.05468 | 110 | 92 | 10 | 8 |
1062 | You were right. We built it and then they came. | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
1063 | Phase II is the miniature hay ride. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1064 | I'll bet he gains 10 pounds. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1065 | We also use negative reinforcement: if he fails to complete the maze, Ted Cruz. | 1.2364 | 0.05468 | 110 | 92 | 10 | 8 |
1066 | By the time we realized the typo it was too late. So we call this experiment “rat in a maize.” | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
1067 | And instead of cheese, I put a pumpkin spice latte at the exit. | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
1068 | Apple picking is in Lab 2. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1069 | After the corn maze will be the miniature apple orchard. | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
1070 | Didn’t we unmute the GPS? | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
1071 | She's balking after working from home. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1072 | He has sixty seconds to find Danny. | 1.2353 | 0.05775 | 102 | 86 | 8 | 8 |
1073 | Tell me again how you got the stocks to grow so small. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1074 | You can call it the Lab Labyrinth, but I'm going with Maize Maze. | 1.2353 | 0.05604 | 102 | 85 | 10 | 7 |
1075 | The real challenge was growing the mini corn. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1076 | Right. Next time, do NOT use a corn maze. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1077 | I call it ‘Dream of Fields’. | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
1078 | He likes challenges. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1079 | That's Jimmy, and he don't care. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1080 | We found him at an IKEA, so he should do pretty well. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1081 | This. This is why I got into Pygmy corn research. It’s moments like these. | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
1082 | Well the protocol said “maize” | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1083 | If we test it, he will come. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1084 | ...and at $10 an entry, this study will pay for itself | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1085 | Maybe he's just discouraged by all the back and forth. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1086 | If he is smart he will back out and walk around it. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1087 | He refuses to run the maze unless we let them all unionize. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1088 | Most of the research grant went on miniaturising the corn. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1089 | What do you think? Claustrophobic? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1090 | Let’s see what happens with no stimuli,I ate the cheese. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1091 | In order to receive the cheese, the mouse must also appreciate the pun | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1092 | Same scientific results, but much more enjoyable for the subjects" | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1093 | I think he smells the Minotaur. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1094 | The PI didn't really check the spelling so we had to include the typo as a variable in the experiment... | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1095 | It's a corn maize. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1096 | He designed this one himself. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
1097 | The reward is a cucumber sandwich. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
1098 | The amazing maize maze! | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1099 | The experiment's a bust, but the itty-bitty corn is a smash hit. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1100 | Sometimes we never see them again. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1101 | Is the rat supposed to die right at the entrance there? | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1102 | It also works well with city mice. | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
1103 | He's been reading Steven King. It makes him hesitant to go all the way in. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1104 | $100 says this is the one that gets us the Nobel. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1105 | They may be small, but there’re all ears. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1106 | I can't believe Pun Institute found this corny. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1107 | The maize is clearly a distraction. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1108 | See? ‘If you build it, he will come.’ | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1109 | When will they learn that they can just walk through these walls? | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1110 | He says he won't go till we tell him the current record. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1111 | It's the age old paradox of the Rat! Do I eat the corn or follow the maze? | 1.2333 | 0.04984 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 7 |
1112 | We wanted to see how they act in a more natural environment. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
1113 | It's remarkable isn't it! Not only has this little fella created the perfect maze but he's done it backwards!! | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1114 | If your idea of charging admission works, these experiments will pay for themselves. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1115 | Cannabis | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1116 | Always waits for me to click the stopwatch to see if he can beat his personal best. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1117 | Let's see if the Biden/Harris' economic policy could get out of this. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1118 | Wait until it gets to the moat. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1119 | Now, you will see that introduction of the cat variable accelerates decision making. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1120 | I heard a voice say, "If you build it, he will run." | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
1121 | Hopefully he makes it out before Farmer Ted sends in the combine. | 1.2326 | 0.06549 | 86 | 74 | 4 | 8 |
1122 | We told him he had been genetically modified to become HUGE! | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
1123 | Human trials start next week | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1124 | I know he can eat his way out,but does HE ? | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
1125 | We only recorded an increase in speed in October, when we replaced cheese with a pumpkin spice latte | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
1126 | It combines a maze with the marshmallow test. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
1127 | We're trying to make the task more authentic | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
1128 | " "Let's hope he's better at this than he was in the pumpkin carving study. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1129 | Amazing work Minnie | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1130 | He said he wanted to walk in nature | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
1131 | It's Amazoning -- get it? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
1132 | They nixed the Legos and insisted on eco-mazes. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
1133 | The first maze was a little cheesy; this one's a little corny. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
1134 | I just feel like they appreciate the extra effort. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
1135 | It's a maize maze. Amazed? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
1136 | This might take a while. He loves baby corn. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1137 | We found that a cash incentive works better than cheese. | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
1138 | We got a warning from our university Exam Committee that we have to increase our pass rate. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1139 | You forgot to say, “On your mark, get set, go!” | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1140 | We're testing for gluten allergies. | 1.2315 | 0.05361 | 108 | 90 | 11 | 7 |
1141 | We're testing whether he notices the irony of a maze with walls made of food. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
1142 | Watch this. I've got another one in there with a little ax. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1143 | We're trying to replicate their natural environment. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
1144 | I guess it's true. No one wants to work these days. | 1.2315 | 0.04077 | 108 | 83 | 25 | 0 |
1145 | We find they enjoy the journey more. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
1146 | This is going to be amazing! | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1147 | It was easy to miniaturize the corn but we couldn't find any humans willing to undergo the same process. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1148 | We are testing anxiety levels and half the control group has watched "The Shining." | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1149 | She’s our smartest rat. She doesn’t even try to go through the maze. | 1.2308 | 0.04827 | 130 | 108 | 14 | 8 |
1150 | Actually it just goes in to eat the corn leaf aphids. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1151 | If they make it through to the end they get to go on a hay ride. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1152 | Our research underwriter is a hedge fund. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1153 | It was designed by Brits. They thought we said ‘maize’ | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
1154 | Turns out the blind mice have zero interest in chasing the farmer's wife | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1155 | The real experiment is to see if they'll still pay $7 for a hot chocolate after promising their kid one the third time they get lost. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1156 | So they will come if we build it. | 1.2301 | 0.05335 | 113 | 95 | 10 | 8 |
1157 | Don't worry. He'll begin as soon as he checks his gps. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1158 | It’s a corny maze of maize.” | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1159 | How do I record his reluctance to start? | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
1160 | It was very hard to grow corn that small, Jane | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1161 | We were going to make it out of cardboard, but he demanded shrubbery | 1.2301 | 0.05335 | 113 | 95 | 10 | 8 |
1162 | The hardest part was growing the itty-bitty corn. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1163 | It’s pronounced maiz. | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
1164 | The rats got used to remote work and are unhappy about returning to the lab. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1165 | No, we don't pay him. He's an intern. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
1166 | You’ll notice his response time to Harry Styles far exceeds Justin Bieber. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
1167 | Oh, I know. It’s our new sustainability initiative. 100% biodegradable. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
1168 | If he finds his way out I'm going to let him manage my 401(k). | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
1169 | Well, Herbie is having a tough time returning to the office. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
1170 | You should see the miniature pie eating contest. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1171 | Hey, at least we've proved a mouth to mouse transplant can be done. | 1.2292 | 0.06012 | 96 | 82 | 6 | 8 |
1172 | Theme research. There’s a spicy pumpkin latte at the end. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1173 | they just keep eating the corn | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1174 | He’s waiting for the little ears of corn to ripen. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1175 | He cheated last time and just ate his way through. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
1176 | No mouse goes in after watching "The Shining." | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
1177 | You think it gets the joke? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
1178 | The rats are getting smarter. They know the maze leads to nothing. | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
1179 | Maize was a typo on the design plan, but we went with it anyway. | 1.2288 | 0.05164 | 118 | 99 | 11 | 8 |
1180 | The farmer is not going to be happy we are letting mice into his field. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1181 | Let's see if he builds a baseball diamond to get over his daddy issues. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1182 | Remember when I said: if you build it, they will come?” | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1183 | We’re measuring the effect of nibbling on scampering. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1184 | Then they taught themselves to grow miniature corn... | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1185 | You’d be surprised how much better they are at this since the introduction of Google maps | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1186 | The question is whether he can survive this without GPS. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1187 | Not only does he go for the cheese, he also stops to smell the roses. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1188 | This is the new amazing maize maze. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1189 | We don't time them, we just compare creativity of corn recipes. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1190 | We’re seeing if he can find a way out of this. We call it the ex President experiment. | 1.2281 | 0.05292 | 114 | 96 | 10 | 8 |
1191 | I’m so sorry your mouth was erased | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
1192 | Okay now we’ve got a few minutes, let’s talk about us. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
1193 | Where did you get this tiny corn? | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
1194 | He's reluctant to move into a neighborhood without cheese amenities. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1195 | Entering the maze is not a good sign. He could have gone around. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1196 | I really don’t give a rat’s ass about this one. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1197 | Should we tell him about the last one not returning? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1198 | Should be fun, there's no exit. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1199 | Note that the New York subway rat waits outside the turnstile till it’s sure the train is coming. | 1.2273 | 0.05271 | 110 | 92 | 11 | 7 |
1200 | Hey, that reminds me, did I leave my hamster wheel at your place last night? | 1.2273 | 0.05271 | 110 | 92 | 11 | 7 |
1201 | He has a cellphone in case he gets lost. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1202 | Of course they're non-GMO! | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1203 | Every time I look at that thing I'm reminded of just how amazing you are Debra." | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
1204 | I promised this one a whole wheel of imported cheese. He said he no longer works for crumbs. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1205 | Gives a new meaning to the rat race, doesn't it? | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1206 | Well the voice did say: "If you build it he will come" | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1207 | We’re testing new field mice. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1208 | Native Americans call it maize. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1209 | It's the IRS final test for its new form. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1210 | If he's smart he'll find the Shrewsbury Cakes. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1211 | Our LEED credits shot through the roof after we switched to corn mazes. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1212 | Look, this is DARPA and baby narwhal belly-crawling through a miniature corn maze has surprising military applications. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1213 | All the rats genetically modified by Monsanto too. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
1214 | No award motivation, mice just wanna have fun. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
1215 | It’s been three weeks since Dr Spratt went in there … | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1216 | We're trying to improve their ego by making them think that they're smart AND big. | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
1217 | The corn is a metaphor for the whole operation. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1218 | We might have to harvest the baby corn before the study. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1219 | Of course he's scared - hell hath no fury like a woman's corn | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
1220 | Did you ever see "The Shining"? | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
1221 | The cannabis tests are inconclusive — they show creativity but then just eat their way out. | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
1222 | He eon't go in Says the reward wasn't worth the trouble last time. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1223 | Well Margaret, it’s not just the destination, it’s all about the journey. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1224 | This study could turn the corn maze industry on its head. | 1.2261 | 0.05102 | 115 | 96 | 12 | 7 |
1225 | Do you think calling it the amazing maize maze will help the grant? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
1226 | And she did it backwards! | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
1227 | "Oftentimes I wish I was a rat and you were my labyrinth." | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
1228 | Rerouting… | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1229 | It’s May’s maize maze. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1230 | That other rat was quick, but Here's Johnny! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1231 | He also suggested we add some mini jack-o-lanterns and a scarecrow. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1232 | I know it's corny, but we call it the Maize Maze. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1233 | The nibblers take forever | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1234 | Why are we doing this again? | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1235 | Well, it’s definitely a maize… | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1236 | It's a walk in the park. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1237 | Odds are he will blow away the city mouses time. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
1238 | I think you’d get more outta the miniature vegetable dept. | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1239 | At the center, he'll find some hot apple cider and doughnuts instead of cheese. | 1.2248 | 0.04435 | 129 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
1240 | It’s ok. She’s given up grains. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1241 | That is one a-mazing mouse.... | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1242 | We’re looking at workplace size and performance, you know ‘Big fish small pond’ ‘Big mouse, small field.’ | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1243 | We realized the intelligence tests had been prejudiced in favor of urban dwellers. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1244 | Have we lost sight of what we're trying to do here? | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
1245 | I should have been more clear with our designer. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
1246 | We're trying out the new Halloween Corn Maze. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1247 | If he's smart, he'll take his time and eat his way through ! | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1248 | Monsanto maize maze. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1249 | There is a long line to the cheese. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1250 | The mice we raised on a steady diet of Stephen King just don't want to enter cornfields | 1.2243 | 0.05525 | 107 | 91 | 8 | 8 |
1251 | It's our fall display. | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
1252 | We gave him a choice. It was either this or solve a Wordle. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1253 | You should see the one I designed for my kids for Halloween! | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1254 | Rumor has it this is being funded by a snake with too much money” | 1.2243 | 0.05363 | 107 | 90 | 10 | 7 |
1255 | I know it's a corny idea, but ... | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1256 | Never seen one back through before | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1257 | A maze of maize. Too corny? | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1258 | They demanded a greener maze! | 1.2240 | 0.04801 | 125 | 104 | 14 | 7 |
1259 | We told him the prize was being President and he won't move from the start | 1.2235 | 0.06121 | 85 | 72 | 7 | 6 |
1260 | I wasn't sure what you wanted, so I went with both. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
1261 | I mean how many times are we going to use a rat in a maze, it’s so overdone | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
1262 | He's not responding to the corn. Bring out the ricotta. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
1263 | He just doesn't seem interested. Maybe if we put it in a garbage bag? | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1264 | For this maze, the reward is an apple cider donut. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1265 | It's a scientific reenactment of Jan 6th: That's the big white guy at the Ellipse, squeaking at high frequency. Hundreds should respond, breaching the compound, swarming over the walls. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
1266 | We are trying to determine if mazes are a way to slow down the rat race. | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
1267 | We think they’re guided more by the ears. | 1.2234 | 0.05888 | 94 | 80 | 7 | 7 |
1268 | The millennials call it Maize Maze 4 Daze | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1269 | The Gen Z mouse requires anti-depressants before starting. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
1270 | He doesn't know it, but the crop is going to be used for ethanol. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1271 | With this little fellow, we're on the cusp of solving the crop circle mystery. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1272 | Donald is going to go into the maze to look for his inauguration day crowd. He thinks they might have been hiding here. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1273 | Imagine what we could accomplish if we got more government funding! | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
1274 | Remember to call it corn. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
1275 | I remember when we had the funding for walls. | 1.2232 | 0.05185 | 112 | 94 | 11 | 7 |
1276 | Hazel is the maize maze whiz. | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
1277 | The fact that mice get through the dwarf corn maze faster than humans make it through the real maze is of no statistical significance. Real corn is a lot taller | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1278 | It’s actually about self-control. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1279 | They don' t want to come back out | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1280 | Bad news. The tiny hedge trimmer, rakes, and gardening gloves are back ordered. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1281 | He says he’s trying out that intermittent fasting diet, so he’s just sitting in the doorway waiting for 11:00 when he can go look for the cheese. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
1282 | Yes, this one is very fast but if you want to see something impressive, you should watch him do SUDOKU. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1283 | He has to be really drunk not to be able to get to the other side. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1284 | Some day others will think this is so cliché | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
1285 | Our biggest challenge was miniaturizing the corn. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
1286 | I made a tiny maíz just as requested. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1287 | By the mouse’s catatonic state I conclude our labyrinth is made with marijuana and not lawn grass. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
1288 | Honestly? I could give a rats ass! | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1289 | If it doesn’t come out in 5 minutes, press the crop dust button. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
1290 | He refuses to go through unless we can prove the corn is non-GMO. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
1291 | The problem is that she keeps getting distracted by the corn. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1292 | Now if this was a crop circle we'd be getting somewhere. | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
1293 | We’re testing a new drug that’s supposed to improve problem solving skills, however, the main side effect appears to be narcolepsy. | 1.2222 | 0.05021 | 117 | 98 | 12 | 7 |
1294 | Hopefully this one comes out. | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
1295 | ... And this is what we scientists call an experiment. Any questions young lady? | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
1296 | We wanted to see if mice would get lost in Iowa." | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1297 | Might be a design flaw--he stops at each stalk to feast. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1298 | You should probably cut my funding now | 1.2222 | 0.05317 | 108 | 91 | 10 | 7 |
1299 | I hope the tiny human project is a success this time | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1300 | It’s free range. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1301 | I love that we took the time to make everything pretty. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
1302 | We treated this maze with cayenne pepper and put peanut butter in the middle. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1303 | He's on a keto diet so he won't be tempted to stop and eat. | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1304 | Cool, huh? A tiny maze made of tiny maize! | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1305 | We found the ones that turned right were more assertive and aggressive than those who turned left. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
1306 | Now do you see why we call him Shoeless Joe? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1307 | He gets a free pumpkin if he finds his way out.. | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
1308 | This wasn't what I meant by building a 'maize'. | 1.2212 | 0.05458 | 104 | 88 | 9 | 7 |
1309 | It did it backwards all the way | 1.2212 | 0.05458 | 104 | 88 | 9 | 7 |
1310 | Should we see if he can do it again? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
1311 | Tell Ferguson they sent us house mice again. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1312 | There is a cat inside. We call this one 'Field of Screams'. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
1313 | Could be a long experiment if he has to eat the maze he goes. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1314 | Good job with the maize. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
1315 | That's mouse-size maize -- his Field of Dreams. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1316 | Topiary training. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1317 | The rat succeeds faster than my congressman. | 1.2211 | 0.05635 | 95 | 80 | 9 | 6 |
1318 | He needs to find the pumpkin spice latte. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1319 | We’re on to apple cider donuts after this. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
1320 | This rat is waiting to receive a signal from his GPS before running the maze. | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
1321 | I rewatched Field of Dreams again last night. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1322 | We built it. Now we measure how fast they come! | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
1323 | It’s at the tail end. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
1324 | The bonsai started as a hobby and I thought I’d share the fun at work. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
1325 | It's like watching the Democrats. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1326 | Now, watch this one. He ate his way through the last maze. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1327 | Their reward is the same, but the topiary really keeps them engaged. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1328 | Perhaps we should have rethought the corn. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1329 | My favorite film is The Shining. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1330 | We no longer let them carry their cell phones with them. | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
1331 | I can tell you’re very concerned…you’re mouth has disappeared again. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1332 | When they do it backwards like this, wait until the nose clears to mark the time. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1333 | Our best entrants drive a victory lap with that little John Deere they find at the end. | 1.2198 | 0.06012 | 91 | 78 | 6 | 7 |
1334 | We also substituted cheese with bangers and mash | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1335 | I forgot the cheese. | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
1336 | At the risk of sounding corny, you look a-mazing this morning. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
1337 | How is this a cure for cancer? | 1.2195 | 0.04835 | 123 | 103 | 13 | 7 |
1338 | In the first trial, we used cannabis. This time we're experimenting with a sweet corn in hopes of achieving maze success for the subject. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1339 | I think the corn dogs and funnel cake are slowing him down | 1.2193 | 0.05101 | 114 | 96 | 11 | 7 |
1340 | Four months to grow the maze and last night the janitor goes and lets her watch Children of the Corn. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1341 | I thought we'd start with a mouse before trying it out on a elephant | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1342 | We call it the January 6 Experiment. We've shrunk Trump, and he has to find his way out. | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
1343 | Could you take your hand off my bottom please. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1344 | Do you think he will eat his way out | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
1345 | He’s the first one to back all the way out | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1346 | Studies show that adding greenery to the workplace improves problem solving ability. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
1347 | We had to genetically engineer the corn for this real-world test maze. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1348 | She's a smart one , but it's not so easy for a city mouse. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1349 | It's a bonsai cornfield. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1350 | There's even a miniature pumpkin patch at the end! | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1351 | Your maze is too beautiful. They refuse to leave. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1352 | This time we're testing the 1040-EZ design... | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1353 | They were growing bored of the regular lab mazes | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1354 | Wait till you see their crop circles. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
1355 | Now that there's legalized betting it's much more interesting. | 1.2185 | 0.04944 | 119 | 100 | 12 | 7 |
1356 | I said "maze", not "maize". You're fired. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
1357 | The real science was growing corn this small. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1358 | Who Moved My Cheese?! | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
1359 | At the finish, there is a thimble full of popcorn. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1360 | He insists on navigating the maze backwards wearing a blindfold, he tested high on the "Show off" scale. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1361 | This is where we test out corn maze designs for next year’s pumpkin patches. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1362 | It’s kinda corny, but I think it’s gonna work. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
1363 | I never would have thought the narwhal would be faster than the rat. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1364 | Wait til he gets to the chainsaw jump-scare at turn three | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
1365 | Life’s a maze and we’re the mice | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
1366 | We're testing negative reinforcement. I showed him The Shining twice last night. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1367 | He is still just a rat in a maize. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1368 | This time, let's try not to yell "BOO-YAH" every time he makes a correct choice. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1369 | The intelligent rats are disappointed that all paths lead to the end. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1370 | There’s no cheese. I just want to watch it wander aimlessly. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1371 | Agronomy owned him a favor. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1372 | They reach the terminus faster now that we’ve closed the stores and forced them to do all their shopping online. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1373 | We find field mice prefer this maze | 1.2177 | 0.04217 | 124 | 100 | 21 | 3 |
1374 | If I set up the experiment correctly, he should come out the other end with a baseball uniform on. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
1375 | Keep telling him it's the trip, not the destination, while I see if I can find the snake we lost during yesterday's test. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1376 | If he gets the treat, will that put a smile on your face? | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1377 | A bit meta for a rat, don't you think? | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1378 | Yep,she did the crop circles too! | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
1379 | I took up Bonsai gardening during Covid | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1380 | We don’t call it corn in Mexico. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
1381 | can’t wait to try it out on people | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1382 | He said he prefers corn over cheese. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1383 | Sometimes I wonder if they are the ones studying us... | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
1384 | Depending on his time, he may qualify for the bobbing for apples test. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1385 | This younger generation of researchers are amazed by this maize maze. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1386 | LITTLE TIP, THE FUCKERS ALWAYS FIND THE COCAINE | 1.2170 | 0.05528 | 106 | 91 | 7 | 8 |
1387 | Hell hath no furry like a rodent's corn. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
1388 | We took away his phone for this one. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
1389 | 1,000 points for navigating the maze backwards! | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
1390 | Perhaps we shouldn't have used maize to make the maze. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
1391 | In this test, we’re working to recreate the feeling of working from home in the lab. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
1392 | We're hoping our lab rat, Donald, will approximate Trump's mental gymnastics in constantly avoiding right from wrong. | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
1393 | It doesn't even have an end, but they'll do it for fun. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
1394 | We'll see if 'going green' makes any difference. | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
1395 | Just like we trained him: it's the journey. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
1396 | This will help us understand how the world reacts when we unleash the giant rats. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1397 | Who cut the cheese? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
1398 | It’s a corn maze - strictly for tourists. He’s not going to budge. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
1399 | I don't give a rat's ass how silly this looks! | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
1400 | Yes, it's an amazing maize maze, Grace. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1401 | I've got this, you go check the mini-apple bob | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1402 | Yes, she asked for the maze to be made out of maize. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1403 | You'll be a miniature maize maze mouse monitor. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1404 | Might be a while, looks like he's got voice navigation turned off. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1405 | Oh, you should see what we do for Christmas! | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1406 | It's too bad Stanley Kubrick didn't live long enough to see this. | 1.2157 | 0.05329 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
1407 | These mazes are getting way too easy for him. He made it all the way through backwards, and in record time. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1408 | At least we were able to get this one to come out. Most of them now prefer working remote from cage. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1409 | Let's try this on humans next | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1410 | They would get thru a lot faster without the pumpkin carving station. | 1.2157 | 0.05329 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
1411 | In retrospect, we probably should've used something besides corn as the motivational reward for this experiment. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1412 | It worked for baseball!! | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 97 | 13 | 6 |
1413 | oh, he's okay. He's just like the rest of us...preferred working from home and not ready to get back to the lab. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
1414 | I think he's waiting for GPS. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1415 | I'm an economist and the same thing happened in 1932 | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1416 | We're actually studying tiny corn. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1417 | that was a pretty good time, considering he did it backwards. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
1418 | The control group is experiencing nurture. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1419 | For some reason, the urban rats get a kick out of it. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1420 | Let’s call him Willie. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1421 | They're tired of cheddar. That's as far as they'll go. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1422 | If she does well with this one, Megan and I will take her to the Peace Maze in Ireland." | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1423 | It's all mutant corn so don't let him eat any. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1424 | Yesterday it was just a solid field of miniature corn. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1425 | If he gets lost, he can always turn around and follow his poop. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1426 | It’s not a true maze unless it’s maize,” said the scientist who also happens to be a dad | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1427 | I thought he might appreciate the ambiance | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1428 | I call it Mickey’s Maize Maze” | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1429 | His skills are a-maize-ing!! | 1.2143 | 0.05885 | 84 | 71 | 8 | 5 |
1430 | You designed it with no way to win didn't you. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1431 | This one's a Democrat. Always goes to the left. | 1.2143 | 0.05475 | 98 | 83 | 9 | 6 |
1432 | In the old days, we used to do this with normal corn and giant rats. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
1433 | I'm getting bored, Mildred. Next one, we use a better cheese. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
1434 | It’s not a test, she just loves corn mazes | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1435 | The trickiest part is avoiding the corn snake. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
1436 | Don't tell me I forgot to warn the mouse it's a rat race. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1437 | His front end is already out the exit. What should I write? | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
1438 | There’s nothing on the other side. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
1439 | He doesn't know about the cat... | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1440 | This is as close as we could get to a natural environment | 1.2137 | 0.04830 | 117 | 98 | 13 | 6 |
1441 | He’s having an existential crisis. We asked him to find his way. | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
1442 | I'm planning to grow corn mazes for people with agoraphobia. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1443 | I fudge the numbers a little because I really don't give a rat's sass. | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
1444 | My guess is that he was traumatized when we had that "Children of the Corn" viewing in the lunch room. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1445 | Maize.Get it? | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
1446 | Our new environmentally friendly experiments should really help with public perception. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1447 | I'm sorry, did you say 'maize' or 'maze'? | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
1448 | They get through it slower now, but happier. | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
1449 | Pizza rat might need some time to adjust to rural life | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
1450 | We’re a land grant institution. | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
1451 | What's wrong? The cartoonist's got your tongue? | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
1452 | This one's a real diva; begins each trial run with a lengthy detox meditation. | 1.2131 | 0.04542 | 122 | 101 | 16 | 5 |
1453 | I’m seeing if they can make a baseball field. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1454 | Yes, the corn for the maze and Dr. Patterson were both genetically modified for this experiment. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
1455 | To be honest, most of our funding went to making the maze. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1456 | He says he's tired of the corny clichés. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
1457 | They THINK that we can't see the fellatio, but the maze has no roof. | 1.2130 | 0.05271 | 108 | 92 | 9 | 7 |
1458 | This is our way of seeing how seasonal depression affects his speed | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1459 | What are we supposed be to looking for? | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
1460 | All humans we tested failed. So, now we’re trying the mice. | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
1461 | He's a different class of mouse. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
1462 | It's a scientific study to determine whether any New Yorker cartoon captioner can avoid the elephant in the room pun. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1463 | The really smart ones eat their way striaght through. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1464 | We show them The Shining and then they refuse to enter a maze ever again. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1465 | We think he may be a slow learner. He keeps asking us to let him try again. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1466 | Too corny?"-Oliver Chan, 13 Hoboken N | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1467 | I think we should call it The Amaizing Race. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
1468 | So for this reason we decided to use mini corn plants and not giant rats. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1469 | Perhaps leaving the cheese at the entrance wasn't such a good idea! | 1.2125 | 0.06083 | 80 | 68 | 7 | 5 |
1470 | It's more like real life... you wander in circles and there's no reward. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
1471 | Rat's think this is an intelligence test. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
1472 | Just as confusing, but with a much lighter carbon footprint. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
1473 | Completion time decreases significantly when a game of cat and mouse is interjected. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
1474 | She backed her way through the entire maze in record time - with no mistakes. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
1475 | And now is when we bring the cat | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
1476 | The main key to prove that we successfully changed his gender to a female is if the rat stops to ask for the directions!! | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
1477 | This is the ‘animal testing’ the public can see. Later on, we drop acid in their eyes. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
1478 | You know for some this is only a metaphor for their lives | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1479 | This one is confused he sees corn but smells ethanol. | 1.2121 | 0.05424 | 99 | 84 | 9 | 6 |
1480 | No, ‘Home Alone’ is a movie with Macauley Culkin. This is a ‘homophone. | 1.2119 | 0.05085 | 118 | 101 | 9 | 8 |
1481 | Binge-watching Squid Games has left him with a sense of ennui. | 1.2119 | 0.04638 | 118 | 98 | 15 | 5 |
1482 | He requested a change in scenery | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1483 | I could use a little popcorn. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
1484 | The USDA grant came through. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1485 | We’ve done all we can do. Now he has to find his own way. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
1486 | it's the only material we had in stalk | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1487 | It got the pun. That's a groan." | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1488 | You have made an amazing discovery. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1489 | The peanut butter maze is her favorite. Then the cheese maze. But she'll also eat the entire corn maze 10 out of 10 times. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1490 | The maze was easy. It took years to develop the tiny corn plants! | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1491 | And you said my miniature crop project was useless to science. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1492 | He's our corniest specimen. You should hear his knock-knock jokes. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1493 | It won’t start until it solves today’s Wordle | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
1494 | It's a setup for a corny joke. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
1495 | My parents left me to die in a corn maze like this when I was five. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
1496 | I'm training them to perform 'Into The Woods' | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1497 | Which way to see the wizard? | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1498 | They’re all fed up with this one. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1499 | ‘They’re going to play baseball afterward.’ | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1500 | The real trick was growing the tiny corn stalks. | 1.2110 | 0.05226 | 109 | 93 | 9 | 7 |
1501 | It was Skinner's way of celebrating Halloween. | 1.2105 | 0.04740 | 114 | 95 | 14 | 5 |
1502 | We managed to perfectly engineer the tiniest crop of corn. The bad news is, Algernon keeps breaking out of his cage and eats half the plants. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
1503 | It’s not a lab rat and it’s eating human lips. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
1504 | The results may be tainted. The last one ate his way to the goal. | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
1505 | And here we are testing the intelligence of our GMO crops against our GMO mice. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
1506 | Actually, I said that you'll need to get a mouth. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1507 | Let’s see if he can beat my county fair record | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
1508 | This is a maze. Your job is to find the zing. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1509 | RAT or hamster? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1510 | It was never about the damned rat, Miss Crowell. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1511 | Is the cat ready? | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
1512 | Our studies show that mice can solve the corn maze quicker than 90% of humans every time. Why? Our findings conclude it’s because they don’t have Instagram | 1.2105 | 0.05057 | 114 | 97 | 10 | 7 |
1513 | This is an easy run but let’s see what happens when he does not find cheese at the exit. | 1.2101 | 0.04755 | 119 | 100 | 13 | 6 |
1514 | He's checking the Waze route. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
1515 | He’s lactose intolerant. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1516 | It's a new maze for mice, made from Rodent-dendrens. | 1.2100 | 0.05183 | 100 | 84 | 11 | 5 |
1517 | We're testing if being in a Stephen King novel helps. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
1518 | He’s debating whether to take the scenic route! | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1519 | Rats raised in New York get lost without the smell of weed. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1520 | He's taking his time. Thinking out of the box? | 1.2099 | 0.06013 | 81 | 69 | 7 | 5 |
1521 | We don’t just test the cosmetics, we test the store layout, too. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1522 | The Nebraskan rats seem to do better | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1523 | Aw, shucks - you ratted him out. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1524 | He’s a bureaucrat strain. We let loose in a tiny corn maze as a treat. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1525 | So, you really don't remember anything at all from your time in the maize? Anything that can help us change poor Mikey back? | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1526 | Despite all his rage, it would appear that he is still just a rat in a maze | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1527 | No, no, this one's called Jack. Danny is already inside. | 1.2095 | 0.05188 | 105 | 89 | 10 | 6 |
1528 | Our tenth generation lab rats farm the mazes themselves. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1529 | Sometimes we have to bring in the cat, but he usually... | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1530 | This one changed his major from pre-med to agribusiness. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1531 | He keeps squeaking something that sounds like 'Danny.' | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
1532 | He's waiting for an Uber. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1533 | It's kind of corny, but I call it 'The Amazing Maize Maze!' | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1534 | Oh he WAS a mouse! But now after 843 maze attempts he is a new species!! | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
1535 | These mice have all been dosed with pumpkin spice. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
1536 | We've never worked through if the rat just burrowed through the maze. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
1537 | I don't know whether this will improve redistricting in Manhattan, but it's worth a try. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
1538 | Not the fastest nor slowest, but backwards is interesting. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
1539 | See, NOBODY wants to work these days | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
1540 | Subject #7: Life is a journey, not a destination. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
1541 | We had the budget. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
1542 | I always get emotional the first time they leave the nest. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
1543 | Maybe we shouldn't have made the hedge from cannabis | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
1544 | We wanted to add a sense of realism to the test. | 1.2088 | 0.04284 | 91 | 72 | 19 | 0 |
1545 | If you want my opinion, I’d say this is a little too corny. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
1546 | the last scientist hasn't been seen since. | 1.2088 | 0.05745 | 91 | 78 | 7 | 6 |
1547 | And that’s why you don’t use pesticides. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1548 | They specified the maze had to be organic and plant-based | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1549 | The smartest ones have also read the book. | 1.2083 | 0.05524 | 96 | 82 | 8 | 6 |
1550 | Hedge or tails? | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
1551 | We got a smart one. He's eating a path straight through. | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
1552 | Did you see that the maze matches the office floor plan? | 1.2083 | 0.05524 | 96 | 82 | 8 | 6 |
1553 | ''THE FIRST ONE TO ACCOMPLISH THIS MAZE BACKWARDS!!!!!" | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
1554 | I see the Mona Lisa. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1555 | We do things a little differently here at Haystack University. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
1556 | It's a study for tiny hedge trimmers | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
1557 | All work and no play makes Mickey a dull rodent. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
1558 | He'll never make it....there's a mousetrap around the first bend. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
1559 | The rat will do great in this maze!! | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
1560 | Turns out the dead ones aren't quite as fast as the others. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
1561 | North by northwest has been Little Alfred's favorite plot thus far. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
1562 | Kind of like The Shining, am I right? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
1563 | “The hawk is in the other room.” | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
1564 | They’re pretty smart. Once they see the picture of Jack Nicholson they start backing out. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
1565 | Welcome to the rat race. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
1566 | And this will solve climate change, how? | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
1567 | Good thing he's not a herbivore. | 1.2078 | 0.05944 | 77 | 65 | 8 | 4 |
1568 | We're testing Tesla's new self-driving mouse. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
1569 | It's a Schroedinger rat - it'll find a way for sure | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1570 | OK, what should we play this time? "You Can Go Your Own Way" or "Don't Stop Believing" ? | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1571 | Refusing to play the game is the only way to win. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1572 | I call him "Amaizing" | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1573 | Now, he's to the point of just showing off. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1574 | If he finds his way he is trapped | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1575 | Is he smart enough to not buy into the GMO nonsense and eat straight through the maze? | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1576 | Next, we'll compare the results to a live mouse. | 1.2074 | 0.04348 | 135 | 113 | 16 | 6 |
1577 | I’m still waiting on the 1919 Chicago White Sox to show up, but otherwise this experiment is off to a great start! | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
1578 | Hey genius, you don't have to use maize to make a maze. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
1579 | No, they don't allow wagering. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
1580 | He's just trying to find the hotdog stand. | 1.2073 | 0.04504 | 82 | 65 | 17 | 0 |
1581 | GMO kinda spooks her. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
1582 | If he gets lost he can eat his way out. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
1583 | Of course, we don't need the mouse to grow baby corn, but I thought it was a cute addition. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1584 | No, I wouldn’t say that. He’s just geographically challenged | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
1585 | A rat with a chainsaw is also lying in wait in the maze. | 1.2069 | 0.05926 | 87 | 75 | 6 | 6 |
1586 | We thought a 'maize maze' had a nice ring to it. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1587 | The numbers here are off. The smarter ones ignore the cheese and wander around eating corn. | 1.2069 | 0.04976 | 116 | 99 | 10 | 7 |
1588 | think we could try this out on humans next? | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
1589 | He who hesitates is not lost. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1590 | A corn maze?! Really? | 1.2069 | 0.05696 | 87 | 74 | 8 | 5 |
1591 | He's not going in until we re-boot his GPS. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
1592 | They’re gluten free. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1593 | It's actually a pollen allergy study. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1594 | My wife’s out of town this weekend. You wanna come over and try on her clothes? | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
1595 | The hypothesis is that he'll be happier lost and confused, than out free in the modern world. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1596 | And that’s how we determine the winner’s of the Peoples Choice Awards. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
1597 | Legalized gambling has created this new sport. It’s called rat races. | 1.2065 | 0.05687 | 92 | 79 | 7 | 6 |
1598 | We've grown more and more impressed with their design skills, but they've yet to make a single crop circle. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1599 | C'mon, where did you think baby corn came from? | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
1600 | We brought in some field mice to compare. | 1.2065 | 0.04244 | 92 | 73 | 19 | 0 |
1601 | We should have harvested the baby corn first. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1602 | We allow each rat 5 minutes to study a “You are Here” map before entering the maze. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
1603 | We get our funding from Monsanto. | 1.2062 | 0.05471 | 97 | 83 | 8 | 6 |
1604 | He’s never been the same since we let him watch The Shining! | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
1605 | You’ve named him Daedalus and given him a GPS; I don’t know what more you could have done. | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
1606 | If my hypothesis is right, he'll emerge at the other end wearing a lab coat and glasses. | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
1607 | Yes, I’m afraid we had to move on from the hayride experiment.” | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
1608 | This is what happens when you put Kevin Costner in charge of the lab. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
1609 | Wanna see my mouse after work? | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
1610 | Let’s see how it responds to the booster shot. | 1.2061 | 0.04296 | 131 | 109 | 17 | 5 |
1611 | Great idea! They won't quit eating corn, though. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1612 | He won't elect to go in--says it's a crooked erection. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1613 | He's the first to do it backwards! | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1614 | Just give be patient -- he is still marveling at the tiny corn stalks. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1615 | So he makes it to the end. Who cares? | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
1616 | She’s tired of the same old same-old. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1617 | We're playing a prank on Lester today. There's no way out. Also the hedge maze is haunted. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1618 | Can you believe this? They think aliens from outer space made it. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1619 | ‘He’s dead now. | 1.2054 | 0.05095 | 112 | 96 | 9 | 7 |
1620 | That’s HAL 2525–our AI mouse. I think it’s sentient. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
1621 | She's so good at it, I call her Ms. Maisel | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1622 | don't worry if his loss he will just eat its way out | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1623 | Well, we'll finally get to see if Google Mouse Maps works. | 1.2051 | 0.04785 | 117 | 99 | 12 | 6 |
1624 | I believe he's ready for the county fair. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
1625 | We find mice from Iowa do much better on this one. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
1626 | Last week, he gnawed it into the Stars and Stripes, the Union Jack, a Swastika, and a Hammer and Sickle flag." | 1.2048 | 0.04457 | 83 | 66 | 17 | 0 |
1627 | I'm amazed how maize turned into a maze. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
1628 | This is the new play-at-home version of "Who moved my cheese?" | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
1629 | Despite all its rage,it is still just a mouse in a maze. | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
1630 | Right, well, we used to run those experiments. But after we upgraded the maze and added a hay ride and pumpkin patch, they started paying admission. That’s our whole business now. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
1631 | The corn is genetically modified. | 1.2045 | 0.05636 | 88 | 75 | 8 | 5 |
1632 | No, like a play on Labyrinth. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
1633 | No. This is Algernon’s twin brother, Timothy. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
1634 | We are trying to distance ourselves from the offensive term ‘lab rat’. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
1635 | It's not haunted this time so the mouse should be able to get through | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
1636 | Genetically modifying corn to make it smaller was easier than engineering giant rats. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
1637 | I hope he doesn't get stuck in the baby combine. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
1638 | This is how we test our designs for the fall season. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
1639 | Most people don’t know this is why baby corn was invented. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
1640 | hehe he's farming | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
1641 | If he finishes this maze we figure he will be ready for college next… | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
1642 | Your job as an intern: design a better mouse trap | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
1643 | This year's budget allowed for topiary. Nice touch, eh | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
1644 | Yes, it's tiny corn. Native Americans call it "Maize." | 1.2041 | 0.05419 | 98 | 84 | 8 | 6 |
1645 | This rat is outstanding in his field. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1646 | We're testing whether dreams work better than cheese" | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1647 | It's a corny idea I'm trying out. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1648 | These Chia mazes are great. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1649 | I call it the scorn maze. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1650 | If we have cheese as bait, why can we name him Mac?! | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1651 | A maze for the glutten intollerant rats. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1652 | It's a way to attract rat tourists during rat Halloween. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1653 | We want to compare the country mouse to the city mouse. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1654 | " "This is a political mouse--he can't move in a straight line. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1655 | This trial, he’s using GPS. | 1.2039 | 0.05228 | 103 | 88 | 9 | 6 |
1656 | You wouldn't understand. It's a very complicated experiment. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1657 | You can’t tell when you’re in it. But seen from above, it’s in the shape of Stephen Jay Gould. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
1658 | If you build it, rats will come. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1659 | The corn makes it harder. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1660 | We're testing his resolve. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1661 | I'm getting used to going green in the lab. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
1662 | There's no way out y'know. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
1663 | We've found that the basil seems to calm their ennui over getting lost midway. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
1664 | It takes the average human family all afternoon. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
1665 | What's the matter, cat's got your tongue??? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
1666 | I call it my “maize maze,” and reward the rats with M&Ms. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
1667 | Faint rat never won fair lady." | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
1668 | The rat is too busy eating the corn. Whose corny idea was this? | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
1669 | She’s auditioning for the ‘all-mouse’ remake of The Shining. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
1670 | He is the only one that turned around and went back in for another run through it. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
1671 | All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy | 1.2022 | 0.05577 | 89 | 76 | 8 | 5 |
1672 | Yes, these are a breed of harvester mice. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
1673 | I like assistants that don't give me any lip. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
1674 | This could be our way to dispose of security netbots. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
1675 | Yes, it is a little a MAIZE(ing)! | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
1676 | Isn’t it more organic? | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
1677 | It's a joint experiment with the biologists working on genetically modified maize. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
1678 | Did you remember to pair your mouse with bluetooth? | 1.2021 | 0.05365 | 94 | 80 | 9 | 5 |
1679 | It’s part of our ‘green’ initiative. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
1680 | With rural populations in decline this is probably our last run of the country mouse maze. | 1.2021 | 0.05365 | 94 | 80 | 9 | 5 |
1681 | Ethics rules don’t require rat consent! | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
1682 | So far six have gone in and none come out | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
1683 | He hasn't moved, so we're bringing in the cat next. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
1684 | This batch of our supermice took up horticulture for their science project. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
1685 | Hypotheses: it will still be hungry for the cheese after finishing the maze. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1686 | She' actually quite amazing | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1687 | We call it "filing an insurance claim." | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1688 | This is not as corny as you think | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
1689 | Redrum. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1690 | Maybe I am a dull boy, but I have to keep publishing if I’m going to get tenure. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
1691 | he's just in it for the corn. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
1692 | Yes, as a matter of fact I did see The Shining. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1693 | Psilocybin is the next maze. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
1694 | I also though she just froze in there… but then I realized she is actually waiting for an Uber. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
1695 | It's a new kind of maize. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
1696 | By making the maze so easy, I trained him make his way out backwards. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
1697 | Mini maize. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
1698 | It was either this or a really big rat. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
1699 | Everything points to you being a smart-ass. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
1700 | This rat is A-Maze-ing. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1701 | It was more difficult to genetically modify the mini corn, than it was to add some IQ to the mouse. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
1702 | It's amazing. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
1703 | One blind mouse. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
1704 | He hasn't moved for two hours. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
1705 | If he gets out of this one, the GOP may run him in the Primary | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
1706 | No matter how fast it solves the maze, it’s still a rat! | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
1707 | We're not timing it, we're just seeing how he reacts to really tiny corn stalks. | 1.2000 | 0.05318 | 100 | 86 | 8 | 6 |
1708 | No one has beat my time yet | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
1709 | They're Nebraskan Rats | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1710 | Sometimes a maze is just a maze. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
1711 | If you build it with cheese in the middle, he will come . | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
1712 | It's just a scale model, but when we full-size this for October, I think people are going to love the huge rat. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
1713 | You’re next | 1.2000 | 0.05749 | 85 | 73 | 7 | 5 |
1714 | The upgrade was in their contract. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
1715 | Just a few more of these corn maze things and then I promise we'll fix your mouth. | 1.2000 | 0.05318 | 100 | 86 | 8 | 6 |
1716 | There’s a kernel of truth at the end | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
1717 | You see he’s a city mouse , not a country mouse | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
1718 | He’s from Missouri. | 1.2000 | 0.03831 | 110 | 88 | 22 | 0 |
1719 | I told you this experiment is a little corny. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1720 | Apparently, corn mazes require agricultural worker union certification. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
1721 | We want to see if he can rat out the children | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
1722 | Take away the goal posts and the maze goes away. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
1723 | Were testing to see it is smart enough to realize it is surrounded by food and doesn't need to go through the maze. If it isn't smart enough, just mark down "Democ Rat" | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
1724 | Cheese doesn’t work anymore. We’re trying Bitcoin now. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
1725 | He paid me ten bucks. I think we’re finally ready for human trials. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
1726 | Lets see if this one will blame the aliens | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
1727 | It's waiting to hear from its other half who got a head start. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1728 | I guess we should have put the trap at the end of the maze. | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
1729 | The gas lobbyists said we didn’t need another grant for the lab, but that’s fine. We’ve got corn subsidies and a new rat infestation on our side that are guaranteed to get us the numbers we need to encourage teens to carpool. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
1730 | It's the best use of baby corn we've discovered so far. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
1731 | Most mouse maze jokes are cheesy. This one is corny. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1732 | Our grant requires that we “test mice in a maize”. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
1733 | The results are in: I love you. | 1.2000 | 0.05134 | 110 | 95 | 8 | 7 |
1734 | For the next maze design, let's skip Perkins from Iowa. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
1735 | We miniaturized corn for this?! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1736 | The Maize Experiment is a lot like corn itself: in one end, out the other. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
1737 | We’re testing for the effects of seasonal depression | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
1738 | They’re more enthusiastic about it in autumn. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
1739 | She got hungry… | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
1740 | He’s a fan of “The Shining.” | 1.1983 | 0.04169 | 121 | 100 | 18 | 3 |
1741 | And after the experiments, I can sell it for $8.50 a bushel. | 1.1983 | 0.04001 | 121 | 99 | 20 | 2 |
1742 | We replaced that gorgonzola he's used to with a Jarlsberg. I'm not sure he even knows there's cheese in there. | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1743 | Seriously? Another idea from “The Shining”? | 1.1982 | 0.04927 | 111 | 95 | 10 | 6 |
1744 | Last time we found him vaping in a corner and whining about our return to work policy. | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
1745 | The "eat as you go" approach gives them more incentive to finish now. | 1.1981 | 0.05090 | 106 | 91 | 9 | 6 |
1746 | I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our second date! | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
1747 | He thinks he’s a hedgehog. | 1.1981 | 0.04114 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
1748 | In my defense, I genuinely believed the “lab” in “lab rat” was short for labyrinth | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
1749 | I could really go for a Pumpkin latte right about now. | 1.1981 | 0.05090 | 106 | 91 | 9 | 6 |
1750 | We had to pay a fortune for the miniature corn. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1751 | We’ve discovered that he is less of a lingerer and more of a dilly-dallier | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1752 | It's not just the corn that's genetically engineered | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1753 | Other than the rat problem, it’s a pretty fantastic maze. | 1.1980 | 0.05269 | 101 | 87 | 8 | 6 |
1754 | We were just testing whether the rat would eat this genetically modified corn. Eating it into a maze was an idea he brought with him from Janzen's lab. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
1755 | It’ll be a tale of mysterious turns, adventurous attempts, and perhaps successful love at the end…not unlike our date tonight I hope? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
1756 | Why is it coming out backward ? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
1757 | It's a dead end....A Dead End! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
1758 | Why is he staring at me? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
1759 | ‘“It was the only way to get him to stop working from home.” | 1.1979 | 0.05465 | 96 | 83 | 7 | 6 |
1760 | We thought he'd be more into it if it seemed like he was on vacation. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
1761 | Instead of cheese, we promised to cancel their student loan debt | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
1762 | Why isn’t he moving? Apparently, entering a maze made from cannabis plants causes a rat to go night night.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore | 1.1979 | 0.05465 | 96 | 83 | 7 | 6 |
1763 | I call her Mrs. Mazel. And, yes, either pronunciation works. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
1764 | Results are better when you put the food at the other end. | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
1765 | He insists on organic. | 1.1978 | 0.05682 | 91 | 79 | 6 | 6 |
1766 | I think the Miniature Maize Mouse Maze might surpass Chia Pets as a desperation gift ... | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
1767 | We tried out a full scale version on a group of new hires,and after four hours we had to send in the mouse to lead them out. | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
1768 | All of our mazes are 100% certified organic. | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
1769 | He must be waiting on the non-GMO certification. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
1770 | This is cutting hedge technology. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
1771 | They're marijuana plants and the reward at the end of the maze is a bong and matches. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
1772 | We typically put them in costume for Halloween as well | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
1773 | Biden wants to know the results. If the mouse solves the maze, inflation for another six months; if the mouse dead ends, so does the world. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
1774 | I didn't know if they said "maze" or "maize" so I'm covered either way with this. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
1775 | Corn subsidies... do you want the funding or not | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
1776 | Be honest: is this GMO maze corny? | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
1777 | I told you she could do it backwards | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
1778 | ....get set...GO! Flick his tail!!! | 1.1977 | 0.05687 | 86 | 74 | 7 | 5 |
1779 | It's not going well--they just eat their way out | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
1780 | If she finds her way out, she'll get a hay ride and cider. | 1.1977 | 0.04320 | 86 | 69 | 17 | 0 |
1781 | He’s found new paths we didn’t know existed. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
1782 | He's a regular. Comes once a week for carryout. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
1783 | None of them will move without butter. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
1784 | His past performance record indicates he has a-maize-ing potential. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
1785 | B.F. Skinner wrote that if I stand here with my clipboard they'll think I'm onto something and will keep paying my salary. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
1786 | Another millennial mouse we can't seem to motivate. | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
1787 | This may sound corny, but maybe I'm amazed at your lil maize maze, Maisey. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
1788 | Occasionally, some few will refuse to even try entering The New Yorker maze contest. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
1789 | …then he goes through the mini haunted house | 1.1977 | 0.05687 | 86 | 74 | 7 | 5 |
1790 | Make love to me! | 1.1975 | 0.06191 | 81 | 71 | 4 | 6 |
1791 | No cheese. Halloween candy. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
1792 | Do you think he knows we’re watching? | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
1793 | He's been foraging then making his own tortilla chips. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
1794 | Turns out a rat’s sense of humor is more corny than cheesy. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
1795 | He wants to talk hedge fund before he takes another step. | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
1796 | It’s a Midwestern rat | 1.1964 | 0.04718 | 112 | 95 | 12 | 5 |
1797 | And we're using organic cheese now too. | 1.1964 | 0.03979 | 112 | 91 | 20 | 1 |
1798 | I'm hoping the rat will meditate upon the confusion of existence. | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
1799 | I think he’s on to us with this maze thing. He’s been there for two days now. | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
1800 | Do you think we can make a quick TikTok of this rat race? | 1.1964 | 0.04886 | 112 | 96 | 10 | 6 |
1801 | You gave them their breakfast right? | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
1802 | He's and extreme leftist...so he will never make it out | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
1803 | Okay... Time to bring in the Cat | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
1804 | This one will do anything for pumpkin spice lattes and hay rides. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
1805 | He smells a rat. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
1806 | You have to keep encouraging Mo. He gets paralyzed by existential crises in the middle of the maze and won’t bother to come out. | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
1807 | It's a maize maze | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
1808 | The corn is normal and we are giant | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
1809 | Did you remember the cheese? | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
1810 | Is he aware FASTEST time wins? | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
1811 | The question is, are GMO giant rats a danger to GMO miniature corn? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
1812 | Turns out narwhals are really good at mazes. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
1813 | Apparently they're going in a different direction with the hedge fund manager training program. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
1814 | He did better with the Cannabis maze. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
1815 | The first test was to see if he'd even come back to the office. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
1816 | It’s becoming clear that this species of mouse is unwilling to be part of such a feeble pun. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
1817 | We’re trying to determine if mice can recognize puns. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
1818 | The rats are from Iowa. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
1819 | It seemed such a shame to leave all that land unplanted. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
1820 | Perhaps we should forgo the maze and skip right to the haunted hayride? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
1821 | When they come out, they get a Swedish meatball. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
1822 | American Farm Bureau Federation funding.... | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
1823 | They're getting smarter. Not one of them got lost in this maze. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
1824 | The bonsai corn was tricky but we get extra funding from the USDA. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
1825 | Good news: he found the mouth. Bad news: not your mouth. | 1.1957 | 0.05182 | 92 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
1826 | Chocolate ganache with a molten cheesecake interior | 1.1957 | 0.05182 | 92 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
1827 | You say your previous job was with a hedge fund. | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
1828 | “Yesterday he came out with a 20 percent-off coupon from IKEA.” | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
1829 | Get the watering can! He's doing a rain dance. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
1830 | Don’t tell anyone, but that spent the whole grant on breeding that teeny tiny corn | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
1831 | Its Fall so I thought I'd spice it up | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
1832 | He's trained to find a little, tiny Kevin Costner. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
1833 | We want to see how it takes before the rat discovers that there is no reward at the end of this pointless activity! | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
1834 | THEY” use baby-corn | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
1835 | This is our seasonal maze, "Fall Harvest." | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
1836 | Well, I had to do SOMETHING with all this tiny corn. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
1837 | He's not making any progress but he is gaining weight. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
1838 | Achieving the goal becomes less important when he discovers he can make whiskey. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
1839 | It’s a Country Mouse. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
1840 | I said maze not maize. | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
1841 | We are testing how long it will resist the temptation | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
1842 | Watch her blaze through our amazing maize maze unfazed! | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
1843 | And as you can see here, we like to encourage all our test subjects to find the solution organically. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
1844 | The punster scientist: Amazing, isn't he? | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
1845 | Uh, not what I meant when I said make it amazing | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
1846 | We're preparing to release him into the wild. | 1.1951 | 0.03942 | 123 | 101 | 20 | 2 |
1847 | He realized the old life he was racing was not sustainable. | 1.1951 | 0.04568 | 123 | 105 | 12 | 6 |
1848 | It’s not the cheese we’re running low on; it’s our vintage cabernet. | 1.1949 | 0.04214 | 118 | 98 | 17 | 3 |
1849 | Lab Animals United demanded a greener work environment | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
1850 | So, I won the grant for the little maize maze. | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
1851 | Btw, Dr. Palavia, did you know you are missing your mouth? | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
1852 | It's not your grandfather's rat race. | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
1853 | There's a baseball field at the exit. | 1.1944 | 0.04046 | 108 | 88 | 19 | 1 |
1854 | He's not slow, he's just admiring the agriculture. | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
1855 | 100$ bucks if this one don’t say”here’s johnny at the end” | 1.1944 | 0.05002 | 108 | 93 | 9 | 6 |
1856 | Wait 'til he finds out we raised the admission price. | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
1857 | To eat or exit, that is their question | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
1858 | But I haven’t even shot the gun yet. | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
1859 | First finding is that he is very indecisive. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
1860 | Should we tell her that there is no exit from this rat race | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
1861 | He's done it so often, he can do it backwards. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
1862 | It's like navagating jr. high school! | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1863 | Turns out the mouse to corn size ratio is critical | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1864 | They´ve told us the experience seems more real this way | 1.1939 | 0.05361 | 98 | 85 | 7 | 6 |
1865 | Looks like there's a rat in the maize. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1866 | Turns out rats aren’t good at mazes, they just want to eat the corn | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
1867 | No, Linda, I said it is "a mazeing mouse," not "an amazing mouse." | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
1868 | He prefers to be referred to as "research rodent". | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
1869 | He seems most confused by being in a maze of maize. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
1870 | Will he find the exit before he's too fat to walk? | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
1871 | The rats do fine - the farmers not so much | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
1872 | I know. But this way 98% find the exit and we make it past the FDA requirements. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
1873 | A challenging maze within the maize is just the first phase of many days of what could be a passing craze and the rat is okay by the way. Designed by the fed. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
1874 | He says he wants to know if we’ve been vaccinated. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
1875 | We call this fella Theseus. Place your thumb on his tail and watch what happens... | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
1876 | They told me I needed to make this test more “fair” | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
1877 | This one’s dealing with commitment issues. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
1878 | Next time let’s try it after he had lunch. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
1879 | There’s a gin and tonic at the end | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
1880 | I'm testing whether a rat who designed the maze remembers it. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
1881 | This one has contempt for both the choices and the cheese. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
1882 | He's never going to find his way out of this one. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
1883 | The movie title for this will be ‘The Fast and the Furriest.’ | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
1884 | You know, I hope he doesn’t find this to corny | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
1885 | Now he can start on the mouse sized popcorn! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
1886 | Fuck the maze. Where's your mouth?! | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
1887 | Stephen King suggested it. | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
1888 | It's a test to help improve finding your car at a shopping mall! | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
1889 | For 84.1% of mice it's a walk in the park. | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
1890 | he says he wont participate unless his student debt is forgiven | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
1891 | He's been that way since we told him the prize was a trip to Mar-a-Lago | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
1892 | This may take a while. It's her first maize maze. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
1893 | Who’s going to believe a rat over us. | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
1894 | No Helen, it’s, “On your MOUSE. Set. Go.” | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
1895 | Hopefully he will find your mouth in there. | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
1896 | We’re sending her in to help us locate the nest the others made somewhere in there. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
1897 | We are only interested in whether "all work and no play" makes Jack a dull rat | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
1898 | I do believe we've finally invented the better mousetrap! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
1899 | She's done it so many times she can do it backwards | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
1900 | One variable we overlooked is the rodent’s tendency to simply scurry through the walls of vegetation. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
1901 | Millennial rat. He got this gold star just for attending. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
1902 | She wants you to follow her in. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
1903 | He's been hesitant ever since I installed the toll booth. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
1904 | Trust me.. this works way better than that Pavlov thing | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
1905 | Not many people know where baby corn comes from. | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
1906 | Do we mark it successful if it backs its way out? | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
1907 | He refuses to ask for directions ! | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
1908 | Were you watching ‘Field of Dreams’ again? | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
1909 | This mouse has been given human brain cells. We want to see how it reacts when it figures out there is no way out. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
1910 | It took a long time to find the minature corn to create the maze. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
1911 | The state fair’s in New York City this year. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
1912 | The subject tested well on the hayride and haunted house. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
1913 | The real maze is crypto currency, Susan. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
1914 | A maze, is amaze,is a maze! | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
1915 | Same layout as in The Shining. That's my favorite movie ever, you know. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
1916 | Okay. Go ahead and reach out to your contact at the University of Iowa." | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
1917 | You seem "speechless". | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
1918 | Part of the test is to resist the temptation to snack. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
1919 | IKEA pays for all of our research… | 1.1918 | 0.06368 | 73 | 64 | 4 | 5 |
1920 | It's time for harvest and we couldn't be happier | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
1921 | Our best results come during Halloween. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
1922 | For this experiment, I redesigned the rat maize. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
1923 | Okay, now put in the tiny axe murderer. | 1.1915 | 0.05511 | 94 | 82 | 6 | 6 |
1924 | Looks corny to me. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
1925 | You remembered to the snake out of the maze, right? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
1926 | Used to be they would race through it for cheese. Now they all want remote work,paid vacation and a wellness program. | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
1927 | Stage fright! | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
1928 | free-range rat assays | 1.1913 | 0.04604 | 115 | 98 | 12 | 5 |
1929 | This is as far as they get before eating the corn. | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
1930 | Maybe the reward should be cheese, not butter. | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
1931 | Bonus points if he yells "here's Johnny!" | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
1932 | We’ll see how long it takes him to find the polling station. | 1.1910 | 0.05507 | 89 | 77 | 7 | 5 |
1933 | I don't see the issue. You asked for a maize. | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
1934 | Iowa State sure has specific research criteria huh? | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
1935 | Forget the lab rat where’s your mouth?! | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
1936 | When we used a real corn field, not only did we lose all the rats, but also two grad assistants. | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
1937 | If he goes right, Trump is reelected. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
1938 | It's particularly interesting as his brother designed it. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
1939 | This test was designed by Stephen King, apparently. | 1.1905 | 0.05081 | 105 | 91 | 8 | 6 |
1940 | We call it a maize maze. | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
1941 | He’s a slow starter, but his acceleration is off the charts. | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
1942 | We received a grant to study what happens in a house with a teen going through a porn phase. We pretended to mishear. We’re studying a mouse in between the walls of a corn maze. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
1943 | Our studies show the mice believe they’ve become giant in the maze. | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
1944 | It's called Van Gough Syndrome. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
1945 | This hedge maze you grew is so much nicer than the old wooden one! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
1946 | Our latest breakthrough is miniature cornstalks! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
1947 | The virtual maze is going to take all the fun out of this. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
1948 | I think he's testing my patience! | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
1949 | It helps the Midwestern mice feel more at home. | 1.1899 | 0.05719 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
1950 | You have to to say ….,on your mark, get set, go!…to him to run the maze | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
1951 | This study is to see how far he gets with the mini-hedge trimmer. | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
1952 | Oh, the rat was from Iowa... | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
1953 | Don’t bother to tip! | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
1954 | My mistake—I didn't proofread the order. | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
1955 | Clearly, we ended up going with non-GMO corn. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
1956 | We’re measuring their threshold for spookiness. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
1957 | The mice keep ending up in Wisconsin. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
1958 | Let’s hold off on any conclusions till we see how he does at Santa’s Village. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
1959 | He can't see the forest for the cheese. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
1960 | His end is nearer | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
1961 | It's progress. Last month he only went in up to his ears. | 1.1895 | 0.04310 | 95 | 78 | 16 | 1 |
1962 | We time them to see how long it takes to figure out how small the kernels are. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
1963 | No matter what path they choose, it leads to their field of dreams. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
1964 | He's working through lunch. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
1965 | We used to use gerbils but they kept eating the hedge. | 1.1895 | 0.05247 | 95 | 82 | 8 | 5 |
1966 | It's so we can apply for the eco friendly grant, too. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
1967 | We discovered that building this maze increased graduate students’ stress levels by 68%. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
1968 | Since when is there an “i” in maze? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
1969 | I'm amazed that the seedlings grew in this formation. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
1970 | Despite all your maize, he is still just a rat in a maze. | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
1971 | He won't go in because someone cut the cheese budget. | 1.1889 | 0.05674 | 90 | 79 | 5 | 6 |
1972 | The test group’s is identical to this one besides being haunted. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
1973 | This will be amazing. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
1974 | I figured, why not have a little fun while growing those little corns for Asian restaurants? | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
1975 | Let’s get lost. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
1976 | That's one a-maized rat | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
1977 | They threatened to strike without better working conditions. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
1978 | We have decided to adopt the "everyone gets a trophy" approach. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
1979 | Our first rodent to exit backwards. | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
1980 | Before we shrink, consider how easy this one looks. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
1981 | One wrong turn leads to another mouse in a hockey mask. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
1982 | The mouse is a GMO. Corn is actual size. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
1983 | We still got the funding, without having the maze read, “Monsanto”, so I see it as a win! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
1984 | If he waits any longer to decide to run, we may have to chose another rat. | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
1985 | Let’s see how well she navigates the maize. | 1.1887 | 0.05036 | 106 | 92 | 8 | 6 |
1986 | We’ve got a hay ride and a pumpkin carving station for them too! | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
1987 | He found the magic mushrooms. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
1988 | The miniture corn makes it feel like he is still working from home. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
1989 | This one, we hope, can navigate the jokes. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
1990 | This test is designed specifically to waste your tax dollars. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
1991 | My study evaluates the safety of GMOs. Who will survive: hyperintelligent mice or carnivorous corn mazes? | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
1992 | Where did you think those tiny spears of pickled corn came from? | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
1993 | Sorry about your mouth. | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
1994 | Now in this experiment we are studying seasonal-affective disorsder | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
1995 | We're measuring how long they can hold out before they turn on their GPS. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
1996 | It was either this or a race. | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
1997 | I swear, just before it lay down I heard it squeak 'I can't even'. | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
1998 | She seems to go slower when her mother in law is waiting at the end. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
1999 | We had to make our experiment with miniature corn fun. | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2000 | Wait till they legalize cannabis, then it will be real fun!!! | 1.1881 | 0.05017 | 101 | 87 | 9 | 5 |
2001 | After I let the mouse dress as a rat for Halloween, it seemed wrong not to go all the way. | 1.1875 | 0.04116 | 112 | 93 | 17 | 2 |
2002 | This is a scaled down version of the one I got lost in this past fall. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2003 | If he does it quickly we still have time for a hay ride. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2004 | It's called a marijuana maze. Even if the mice can't find their way out, they're happy | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2005 | I told him his old girlfriend is in there somewhere | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2006 | I get off on this shit. | 1.1875 | 0.05925 | 80 | 70 | 5 | 5 |
2007 | Algernon is incredible, he eats his way straight through. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2008 | This one will tell us if he's from a red or blue state. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2009 | He's always threatened to back out." | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2010 | So much for going green! Replaced plastic with miracle miniature corn - Forgot it was food. | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2011 | It took him only three meals to create that maze. | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2012 | Why yes, I did grow up on a farm, how did you know? | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2013 | Yes another New York maze caption in under a year .. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2014 | My design. I'm from Iowa. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2015 | He's a big fan of Stephen King. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2016 | Could this one be amaizeing? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2017 | We tried to get a Minotaur. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2018 | Mice try harder when there is a cat right behind them. | 1.1868 | 0.05393 | 91 | 79 | 7 | 5 |
2019 | They're complaining there isn't enough cheese to be worth the effort. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2020 | I hope this one doesn't eat the corn. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2021 | He's eating it. That's a thing we creatures with mouths do. | 1.1868 | 0.05615 | 91 | 80 | 5 | 6 |
2022 | On strike, thinks it's in Amazon. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2023 | We had to make some adjustments after the last shipment of field mice. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2024 | How do we get out of this one? | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2025 | He's stuck between a maze & a hard place. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2026 | If he gets lost he'll call the piped piper. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2027 | I dunno. If it nibbles its way out, is it proof of a higher intelligence, or just the munchies? | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2028 | We call this one “Mouse Hunters” the smart ones always find a house at the end. We help them move, give them a little cocktail party…you know | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
2029 | Doing the hay ride first seems to disorient them. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2030 | I don't know what i'm looking for, I'm putting my hopes on him. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2031 | So, when you mentioned watching, ‘The A-maze-ing Race’ tonight: I wasn’t quite imagining this. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2032 | Roscoe here has his own YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. He flys to Paris next week as a brand rep for Lancôme. | 1.1867 | 0.06491 | 75 | 67 | 2 | 6 |
2033 | The mouse goes around in circles, realises he’s stuck then dies disappointed. We call it the maze of life. | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
2034 | All right Doctor, you’re up next. Let’s see if you can beat Mickey’s time. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2035 | You know he's only in it for the cheese. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2036 | I got the idea after watching "The Shining." | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2037 | Go get Dr. Stone, two sticks of butter, and some salt. | 1.1860 | 0.05363 | 86 | 74 | 8 | 4 |
2038 | I know. This experiment is corny. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2039 | We blew our research budget on the maze, but maybe we can publish our findings on the cost of a bad maize pun? | 1.1860 | 0.05363 | 86 | 74 | 8 | 4 |
2040 | Apparently, they always wait for it to pop. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2041 | The liberal rats always go left. The conservatives go right. The centrists can’t get started | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2042 | The corn is as high as a lab rat’s eye. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2043 | I don't get it. Ever since we defunded the cheese, he just sits there and won't go through the maze. It is like he lacks incentive or motivation. | 1.1858 | 0.04453 | 113 | 96 | 13 | 4 |
2044 | The experiment calls for garden-variety rodents. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2045 | He’s the Tetris champion. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2046 | The white mice seem to love it. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2047 | Don't you think the maze test is a little corny? | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2048 | What time are we showing them The Shining? | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2049 | I'll admit it was hard to replicate this at home, but not impossible. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2050 | Well ok. But I draw the line at corn cannons. | 1.1856 | 0.05146 | 97 | 84 | 8 | 5 |
2051 | It's an amazing trap. | 1.1856 | 0.05146 | 97 | 84 | 8 | 5 |
2052 | It's just the Placebo effect. I mean, who here doesn't expect him to do better than Tom? | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2053 | The only way out is to eat enough corn to see through the stalks | 1.1856 | 0.05351 | 97 | 85 | 6 | 6 |
2054 | I said we'd need a small maze. Not small maize. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2055 | Yesterday, I got them to say "here's Johnny! | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2056 | this time i put my iphone at the end instead of cheese so maybe he’ll be more motivated | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2057 | If he gets to the end we’ll let him use his phone for an extra hour each day. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2058 | Yes, he does seem unmotivated. Got get Pussy. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2059 | Maybe if he had a flannel shirt and a donut he’d be more into it. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2060 | The British mice prefer this type of maze. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2061 | Go left? Go right? Who’s to say? I’ll have final results in November 2024. | 1.1852 | 0.05856 | 81 | 71 | 5 | 5 |
2062 | Congress requires us to provide them with tiny packets of salt and butter. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2063 | He won't go in without a mask. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2064 | Do you like my mouse maize maze? | 1.1852 | 0.05856 | 81 | 71 | 5 | 5 |
2065 | We usually wait until October for this one. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2066 | Maze in a maze? Amazing! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2067 | He says he's not going in until we open the box with the cat in it. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2068 | We tried first with humans but they took selfies thinking it was an alien movie campaign instead of a maze. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2069 | We closed our funding gap through entrance fees alone! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2070 | A maze of maize, that should confuse them. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2071 | Once he gets a whiff of the cheese at the other end he'll be off to the races. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
2072 | Now this mouse can tell it’s cheddar from it’s Gouda. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
2073 | This one likes corn more than cheese. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
2074 | Lets see if he gets half way, gives up and then starts crying. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2075 | Sadly, the last three rats just chewed their way out. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2076 | This morning I found a copy of 'Animal Farm' in one of the rat cages -- now this guy's refusing to enter the maze. | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2077 | I guess you were right about mice being allergic to corn. | 1.1842 | 0.04238 | 114 | 96 | 15 | 3 |
2078 | Maybe we should have made it out something other than mini corn. He'll never make it through in a timely manner. | 1.1842 | 0.04476 | 76 | 62 | 14 | 0 |
2079 | It's not gonna work. Male mice never find the cheese-spot. | 1.1842 | 0.04238 | 114 | 96 | 15 | 3 |
2080 | We put our extra research funding towards fancier mazes | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2081 | This Google Maps test is funded by Big Oil and Gas. . | 1.1842 | 0.04417 | 114 | 97 | 13 | 4 |
2082 | The moon-walking, of course, we were not expecting. | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2083 | We've been making the workplace more fun for our subjects. | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2084 | We're finding millennial mice prefer the gig economy over going back to the workplace. | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2085 | A-maize-ing, don’t you think? | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
2086 | He's already aced soybean futures, let's see what he does with corn! | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2087 | He keeps trying, but he has no sense of direction! | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
2088 | Good job procuring the Hamptons mouse. | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
2089 | This measures a different kind of intelligence...they eat their way through. | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2090 | On the one hand they are finishing faster, but on the other they're refusing to wear pants again | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2091 | Hmm, the others made it halfway before they died of boredom. | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
2092 | We need to train them to use hedge clippers. | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
2093 | So, is that thing a rat or a carrot? | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2094 | We expect him to do well, all nine of his friends call him "Shoeless!" | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
2095 | It will be a shock when he runs into the crouching cat. | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
2096 | Pointless ? Absolutely. But that grant from Iowa is too juicy to pass up. | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
2097 | Training them to do the jump scares was the hardest part…and don’t get me started on the costumes. And the make up! Oh Christ. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2098 | It's a scale model of one we built for people with MAGA hats. | 1.1835 | 0.04729 | 109 | 94 | 10 | 5 |
2099 | Sure you miss Theranos, but this could change the corn maze world. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2100 | No more crop circles. We graduated to crop mazes. | 1.1831 | 0.06121 | 71 | 62 | 5 | 4 |
2101 | The key to reducing inflation. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2102 | Well, I guess this is one use for our miniature corn… | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2103 | I told you the dosage was probably too high | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2104 | If you think this is festive, later we're euthanizing a chimp with a pumpkin. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2105 | Walking backward is sly but doesn't count. | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2106 | You have to admit it's pretty a-maizing. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2107 | This may take a while. Let's get some tiny popcorn! | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2108 | This one’s a nihilist. Just doesn’t care. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2109 | And at the finish line, they get cider donuts! | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2110 | He doesn't run round the maze until you fire a starting pistol. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2111 | Alright -- Let's try our most popular rat this time. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2112 | We've named him Jack Nicholson | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2113 | It's important you note the entire rat did NOT enter the maze. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2114 | It might sound corny but it's true; if you build it, they will come. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2115 | How about if he finds the cheese, then we go out for dinner? | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2116 | This one's not a fan of low sodium cheese. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2117 | He prefers to play online bridge. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2118 | I gave this one a map so we can get to the Rave on time | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2119 | We’re hoping she’ll find cure for Covid. | 1.1828 | 0.05284 | 93 | 81 | 7 | 5 |
2120 | We wanted to study problem solving under stress, so we added a rat with a chainsaw. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2121 | I couldn’t get off on Halloween.” | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2122 | WD-40 is like duct tape. It fixes almost anything in the laboratory. | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
2123 | It was the result of a salt and battery. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2124 | My other doctorate is in visual puns. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2125 | We are testing to see how quickly he figures out the yoga poses. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2126 | No need to set the timer. He’s just a snack for the Minotaur. | 1.1818 | 0.04319 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2127 | It's a grant from the University of Iowa. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2128 | What? Is it not short for labyrinth mouse? | 1.1818 | 0.05766 | 77 | 67 | 6 | 4 |
2129 | Oh, he’s not interested in the maze, it’s all about the corn. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2130 | A maize maze! Get it? | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2131 | ...The Kubrik factor will make a difference... | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2132 | This is our final trial of maps to be embedded in brains. | 1.1818 | 0.05048 | 99 | 86 | 8 | 5 |
2133 | This is the last resort in the search for Trump’s brain | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2134 | He won't go in until we give him a finished basement | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2135 | We lost one yesterday. He’s the rescue mouse. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 88 | 76 | 8 | 4 |
2136 | This parterre is the work of the French mice. Very sophisticated. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2137 | I have them certify they're not a bot. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2138 | I let him start out easy. That's where I put the cheese. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2139 | They said recreating the final scene of 'The Shining' with rats was impossible, but here we are. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2140 | This one was given a spool of thread. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2141 | I found their book on crop circles. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2142 | I'm not sure this is what the mayor had in mind. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2143 | He liked the sirloin maze better. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2144 | Not only does the marijuana make them slower but they're now eating the maze. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2145 | no chance he makes it, I got lost in one of these for hours | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2146 | Cardboard mazes lack ecological validity. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2147 | We had high hopes when he planted the maze but he gets lost in it every time. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2148 | Doris, your Maze Cake would have one first prize if you just would have left out the mouse. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2149 | You know he can't go back.. | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2150 | I'm not sure a "corn maze" was a good idea. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2151 | It's something called a Trump mouse and he never makes it to the end. | 1.1809 | 0.05231 | 94 | 82 | 7 | 5 |
2152 | And if he backs out, I just write down: seeking alternate labyrinth. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2153 | I know what happens | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2154 | This is why we don’t use pesticides, Carla! | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2155 | Hopefully he’ll stop to smell the roses. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2156 | If you are impressed by this, you should see our bare bear experiment. | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2157 | We run the trials with and without the effects of pumpkin spice lattes. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2158 | Now let’s see how she reacts to the Minotaur | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2159 | This one's the winner. | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2160 | OK, try not to lose this one. | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2161 | In this phase of the trial, we are gauging the reaction to the miniature scare crow. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2162 | I think she's planning to eat her way through it. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2163 | It’s GMO mini corn. He thinks it’s a trap. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2164 | Reverse generally takes a tad longer. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2165 | With covid vaccines winding down, we’re back to the rat race. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
2166 | Apparently he likes the miniature corn better than the cheese at the end | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2167 | We've got bets on all the mazes, but we're...you know. | 1.1802 | 0.04087 | 111 | 93 | 16 | 2 |
2168 | Aging is relentless, sometimes I also forget my way home! | 1.1800 | 0.04795 | 100 | 86 | 10 | 4 |
2169 | We're looking for one who can figure out that it's spelled m-a-i-z-e. | 1.1800 | 0.04579 | 100 | 85 | 12 | 3 |
2170 | I know it’s locally sourced. It’s also very distracting. | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2171 | You're right, the corn isn't as high as an elephant's eye, but it's certainly eye level for our rat. | 1.1800 | 0.04579 | 100 | 85 | 12 | 3 |
2172 | Texas Chainsaw Mouse-acre. What do you think? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2173 | Next let's take a look at the regular size corn maze with the giant rat. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2174 | Mice can easily digest maize. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2175 | It's like passing gun control legislation. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2176 | ggggggggggggggggggg | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2177 | Or we could grab some mozzarella sticks. | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2178 | We're eager to begin human trials come October. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2179 | …then he’ll go through the tiny Haunted House. | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
2180 | It was either this or make the rat really big. | 1.1795 | 0.05981 | 78 | 69 | 4 | 5 |
2181 | My first reaction is to mark you off for lack of a mouth. | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
2182 | They're hiding Easter eggs, what the hell does that mean? | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2183 | But the really smart ones just stay in there and eat corn. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2184 | If you build it, they will come…eventually | 1.1795 | 0.05696 | 78 | 68 | 6 | 4 |
2185 | Next up is a hay ride, followed by an analysis of his pumpkin selection and carving ability. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2186 | One day he’ll take my place | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2187 | The cheese is actually a portkey that leads to Volde-mouse. | 1.1792 | 0.04405 | 106 | 90 | 13 | 3 |
2188 | He's not ready for the rat race! | 1.1792 | 0.04604 | 106 | 91 | 11 | 4 |
2189 | Or are they just smart enough to chew their way out? | 1.1792 | 0.04405 | 106 | 90 | 13 | 3 |
2190 | We're studying how to relieve urban overcrowding. This helps us know if they can find their way around the suburbs. If they are able, we'll give them free travel vouchers to leave the city. | 1.1792 | 0.04196 | 106 | 89 | 15 | 2 |
2191 | He grew this mini corn himself, cultivated it and everything, then he made a maze out of it, Janet! I haven’t been able to solve the maze yet but I’m getting close. | 1.1792 | 0.04604 | 106 | 91 | 11 | 4 |
2192 | He had to transfer at Grand Central, so he’s confused. | 1.1792 | 0.04196 | 106 | 89 | 15 | 2 |
2193 | The real breakthrough was unlocking the corn miniaturization process. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2194 | Lowered stress and a sense of empowerment increases performance. | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2195 | If he finishes quickly, we can get a lot more for the drug | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2196 | There's candy corn at the center. Doubles their speed. | 1.1789 | 0.04484 | 95 | 80 | 13 | 2 |
2197 | A plant-based cheese at the other end… FDA regulations. | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2198 | If he gets through this one, a grocery store'll be no problem. | 1.1789 | 0.04227 | 95 | 79 | 15 | 1 |
2199 | We'll see how much corn a rat can eat to find his way out! | 1.1789 | 0.05391 | 95 | 84 | 5 | 6 |
2200 | He’s just stuck at Homeland Security. | 1.1789 | 0.04484 | 95 | 80 | 13 | 2 |
2201 | When he reaches the end, the sensors will measure his disappointment that the cheese is both low-fat and dairy-free. | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2202 | The trouble is he keeps eating his prize tickets. | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2203 | He actually prefers it in there. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2204 | Let's see how he reacts when he sees the Jack Nicholson bobblehead. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2205 | Let's see if he runs away when he discovers the cheese is pumpkin-spiced. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2206 | This test will prove, that rats either have an instinctual sense of direction, or an innate appreciation for gardening. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2207 | We didn’t creat the maze, he did! | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2208 | Superstrain, 9.7 seconds backwards! | 1.1786 | 0.04433 | 112 | 96 | 12 | 4 |
2209 | He said he just wanted a tour, but he's spent an hour photographing the stairs. | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2210 | This isn't this rat's first rodeo. | 1.1786 | 0.05399 | 84 | 73 | 7 | 4 |
2211 | This Rat Maize is revolutionary! | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2212 | We won the grant BECAUSE OF the autocorrect error. | 1.1786 | 0.05399 | 84 | 73 | 7 | 4 |
2213 | Phase two: The Maize ... | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2214 | you never cease to a "maze" me! | 1.1786 | 0.05399 | 84 | 73 | 7 | 4 |
2215 | On turn 3 we will introduce the element of fire. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2216 | I'm a "mazed" he can do this. | 1.1782 | 0.04537 | 101 | 86 | 12 | 3 |
2217 | You know what they say: The thirty-seventh time's the charm." | 1.1782 | 0.04537 | 101 | 86 | 12 | 3 |
2218 | C'mon, Remy -- that corn is no more genetically modified than you are. | 1.1782 | 0.04750 | 101 | 87 | 10 | 4 |
2219 | Our suburban subjects feel more comfortable. | 1.1782 | 0.04313 | 101 | 85 | 14 | 2 |
2220 | They insisted on a sustainable work space | 1.1782 | 0.04750 | 101 | 87 | 10 | 4 |
2221 | Don't know how he did it, but this eyeless fetal narwhal managed to make it through the corn maze, Jan-JANICE OHMIGOD YOU'VE GOT NO MOUTH OR RIGHT HAND WHAT IS HAPPENING?! | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2222 | This one is seeing his time while on Speed. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2223 | He escaped from Psych Research and simply destroyed your mini corn crop. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2224 | We discovered that mice only show interest in corn mazes during the fall. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2225 | He believes it’s a journey to be experienced, not a destination to be reached. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2226 | I’m not saying it was aliens, but…. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2227 | It's that mini stir-fry corn | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2228 | You may just call it Rudy Giuliani | 1.1778 | 0.05377 | 90 | 79 | 6 | 5 |
2229 | She refuses to start until we can confirm that the cheese is grass-fed, rBST-free, and a well-ripened camembert. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2230 | it's part of my nature versus nurture experiment | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2231 | Our arborist was here... | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2232 | I fashioned the maze after the one from the Shining. For some reason, the rats that do make it out act a little crazy. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2233 | Reenacting Pence's run from Trump's mob in the Capitol. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2234 | They decided to experiment after "No Mow May" | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2235 | This is your solution to our mouse problem? | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2236 | I am writing down the 'Come on, Theseus' shout-out as a potential bias | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2237 | Figured we'd put your tiny corn project to good use. | 1.1776 | 0.04753 | 107 | 93 | 9 | 5 |
2238 | If they can successfully navigate the corn maze, they get a ticket for a hay ride | 1.1776 | 0.04753 | 107 | 93 | 9 | 5 |
2239 | Supply chain issues... | 1.1776 | 0.04367 | 107 | 91 | 13 | 3 |
2240 | The test is getting to the end before it eats the maize | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2241 | Ignore the rat and the corn maze. What are you doing later tonight? | 1.1772 | 0.05628 | 79 | 69 | 6 | 4 |
2242 | If they reshape it into a swastika we'll know they are fascist mice. | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2243 | We're rethinking the maze analysis. Yesterday he ate the hedges and went straight to the cheese. | 1.1772 | 0.05628 | 79 | 69 | 6 | 4 |
2244 | It just stops. It’s afraid of the pumpkin figures. | 1.1772 | 0.05628 | 79 | 69 | 6 | 4 |
2245 | Well, it’s more of a rat maze than a rat race. | 1.1772 | 0.05628 | 79 | 69 | 6 | 4 |
2246 | I've found height is a great advantage. | 1.1772 | 0.05332 | 79 | 68 | 8 | 3 |
2247 | I think we lost our mice in the maze | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2248 | They want to call it the 'Maize Maze', but I think it's a little corny. | 1.1772 | 0.05332 | 79 | 68 | 8 | 3 |
2249 | Can you believe it took us nearly 10 years to grown 3 inch tall corn? | 1.1771 | 0.05129 | 96 | 84 | 7 | 5 |
2250 | (I wish I had a mouth, she thought) | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2251 | Biden's using him to find more gas. | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2252 | If he makes it through, we'll next test his tolerance for pumpkins and mums. | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2253 | It's a lot like our rat race --- lots of scurrying but not much 'there' there" | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2254 | We were planning to study Minotaur intelligence, but could not find any small enough to raise in the lab... | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2255 | He ran it backwards backwards." | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2256 | This maze tests horror movie tropes. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2257 | I was never good at mazes. These guys are pretty good, though. | 1.1770 | 0.03819 | 113 | 94 | 18 | 1 |
2258 | we want to test how committed they are to offset their carbon footprint | 1.1770 | 0.04213 | 113 | 96 | 14 | 3 |
2259 | Next time try putting the cheese closer to the exit. | 1.1765 | 0.04707 | 102 | 88 | 10 | 4 |
2260 | It's good for him to get away from the rat race every once in awhile. | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2261 | He's a vegan. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2262 | His deceased father is waiting at the exit. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2263 | You have to lose oneself,to find oneself. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2264 | I find myself asking, which of us is the lab rat? | 1.1765 | 0.05595 | 85 | 75 | 5 | 5 |
2265 | Hmmm,to do the maze or Pivot ? | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2266 | I can see why you're speechless about this experiment." | 1.1765 | 0.04707 | 102 | 88 | 10 | 4 |
2267 | His hindsight is so good, he completed the maze backwards. | 1.1765 | 0.05595 | 85 | 75 | 5 | 5 |
2268 | Well...I thought so too; until he started looking both ways. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2269 | So let's see how well that "tear-free" shampoo really holds up, shall we? | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2270 | Wow, it’s truly aMAZing, Doug | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2271 | This looks like shit | 1.1765 | 0.04869 | 119 | 106 | 5 | 8 |
2272 | Feel free to pass gas anytime. But remember to say... "I smell a rat." | 1.1759 | 0.04712 | 108 | 94 | 9 | 5 |
2273 | Next time, get one who already ate. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2274 | Is it 'maze' or 'maize'? | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2275 | It started as a zen garden, but work managed to creep in as usual. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2276 | It's trialling a new IRS system for tax refunds. | 1.1758 | 0.05086 | 91 | 79 | 8 | 4 |
2277 | This way we’re collecting data for both the neuroscientists and the farmers’ guild. | 1.1758 | 0.05086 | 91 | 79 | 8 | 4 |
2278 | We’re trying to determine whether he’s actually interested in the cider at the end. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2279 | Ahh, yes. Thoughtful. | 1.1758 | 0.05086 | 91 | 79 | 8 | 4 |
2280 | Wait until the scarecrow pops out at the second bend. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2281 | I put $100 on twenty minutes. Are you in? | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2282 | He refuses to enter the maze until we tell him the hypothesis of the research | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2283 | She’s checking to see if she should put her mask on before going in. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2284 | Not good. Took him 5 minutes to find the entrance. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2285 | The music helped. He moonwalked through the entire puzzle in half the time. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2286 | The shorter path ends in a hayride and the longer one ends in a haunted house. | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
2287 | If he makes it through this, he automatically qualifies for the haunted house trials. | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
2288 | In financial circles they call it 'Hedge Fun(d)' but it's really a rat race | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2289 | The wishbone design was his idea. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2290 | I call this the Maze of Dreams. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2291 | Well, Eileen, at least the rats appreciate my corny sense of humour. | 1.1754 | 0.04535 | 114 | 99 | 10 | 5 |
2292 | Life-sized corn was too expensive. | 1.1753 | 0.04863 | 97 | 84 | 9 | 4 |
2293 | You think it'll follow the path or just eat straight through? | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2294 | You say maze, I say maize. Potato Potato. | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2295 | He's a slow starter after a weekend of drinking and smoking | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2296 | This one is our a maze zing rat. | 1.1753 | 0.05079 | 97 | 85 | 7 | 5 |
2297 | It did kill a cat, but will it a rat? | 1.1753 | 0.04863 | 97 | 84 | 9 | 4 |
2298 | Wow! Rats Amaizing! | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2299 | The test is to see if he can defeat the tiny minotaur we put in | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2300 | The goal of this experiment was to occupy my time and distract from the crushing loneliness I feel every day. The mouse doesn’t know pain; It just knows that the cheese will be at the end. This time, however, there is no cheese. He will know pain. | 1.1750 | 0.05562 | 80 | 70 | 6 | 4 |
2301 | His SAT scores were a bit low, so …. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2302 | Okay, get the hair dryer. | 1.1750 | 0.05270 | 80 | 69 | 8 | 3 |
2303 | I guess he’s not hungry. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2304 | Rat got your mouth? | 1.1750 | 0.05270 | 80 | 69 | 8 | 3 |
2305 | She'll do well; she isn't called amazing Grace for nothing." | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2306 | We're testing to see if a mouze comes out of the maize. | 1.1750 | 0.05562 | 80 | 70 | 6 | 4 |
2307 | We made this maze from maize. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2308 | There's a mandatory waiting period prior to entry. | 1.1750 | 0.05270 | 80 | 69 | 8 | 3 |
2309 | What if he manages to just climb the wall? | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2310 | Have you tried holding down and scrolling left? | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2311 | I think you can look forward to enjoying your lab responsibilities as 73% of your predecessors this month gave positive reviews in their exit interviews. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2312 | It's the first maize maze of its kind. | 1.1748 | 0.04455 | 103 | 88 | 12 | 3 |
2313 | We think there are real world applications for the miniature maize maze. | 1.1748 | 0.04455 | 103 | 88 | 12 | 3 |
2314 | He said,"If you build it, he will run." Then he laughed. | 1.1748 | 0.04864 | 103 | 90 | 8 | 5 |
2315 | He finished it in half the time most humans take with the same corn maze layout. | 1.1748 | 0.04005 | 103 | 86 | 16 | 1 |
2316 | Don’t say, “Amazing”. It’s not as clever as you think. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
2317 | The rat just stops and eats the maze so I got vodka chilling in some test tubes for us to make it through the week! | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2318 | It proves that, yes, my ideas are exhausting. | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2319 | They asked that their experience be optimized. | 1.1744 | 0.04116 | 86 | 71 | 15 | 0 |
2320 | The study was delayed five years while we developed these little corn stalks. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2321 | Some of them do wonder about the hereafter…you know, that feeling you get when you walk into a room and then have to stop and ask yourself, like, “Now…what the heck did I come in here after?” | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2322 | Don't you think the smaller ones are sufficient? | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2323 | Now let’s see why the field mouse really earned the name | 1.1744 | 0.05534 | 86 | 76 | 5 | 5 |
2324 | I told you, if you say “sale”or “free”, they really skedaddle! | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2325 | The record is 9.8 by Mickey. Mighty is trying to beat that. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2326 | We decided to make the maze more interesting, but the lab rats keep eating it. | 1.1744 | 0.04116 | 86 | 71 | 15 | 0 |
2327 | . If she can solve our way out of the planet we are saved . | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2328 | Next is the organic maize | 1.1744 | 0.04116 | 86 | 71 | 15 | 0 |
2329 | So see it wouldn’t be fair if they paid you what I make… | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2330 | It's our field of screams. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
2331 | Straight tails make tidy mazes. | 1.1739 | 0.04791 | 92 | 79 | 10 | 3 |
2332 | Not everyone knows that corn is gluten free. | 1.1739 | 0.04263 | 92 | 77 | 14 | 1 |
2333 | 'And next week we shrink the mouse but not the corn" | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2334 | It's been really displaying some excellent gardening skills. | 1.1739 | 0.04263 | 92 | 77 | 14 | 1 |
2335 | Corn plus mouse - mistake. | 1.1739 | 0.05266 | 92 | 81 | 6 | 5 |
2336 | As the smartest one in the study, she chews her way through. | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2337 | The best rat gets to run our new hedge fund. | 1.1735 | 0.05030 | 98 | 86 | 7 | 5 |
2338 | The path to knowledge seems to be littered with corn cobs. | 1.1735 | 0.04593 | 98 | 84 | 11 | 3 |
2339 | Our study will finally prove that the corn maze is just-for-fun and NOT about finding lost toddlers. | 1.1735 | 0.04816 | 98 | 85 | 9 | 4 |
2340 | Maze - get it. | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2341 | Nowadays they are genetically modified with GPS. Technically, it is no longer a maze for them. | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2342 | Next week they graduate to the corn maze. | 1.1735 | 0.04593 | 98 | 84 | 11 | 3 |
2343 | Given your budget this is the best investment property we can offer you. Only has the one tenant… | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2344 | And you thought we wouldn't return to the basics. | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
2345 | He so much wants to impress you | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
2346 | He may just eat his way through. | 1.1733 | 0.05493 | 75 | 65 | 7 | 3 |
2347 | With the cost of energy so high, it’s the only way we could afford to mine for Bitcoin. | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
2348 | He’s only been grass-fed, so we’ll see | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
2349 | Actually he’s backing away—at the far end we have the scent of Steve Bannon. | 1.1731 | 0.04820 | 104 | 91 | 8 | 5 |
2350 | Next we're going to introduce them to an Autumn festival. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2351 | This could take a while. He will only agree to enter the maze once a week for 30 minutes on the condition that we provide a daily cheeseboard and an exercise wheel to promote a healthier work-life balance. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2352 | Amazing! The world’s first rat with lactose intolerance. | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2353 | He insists it's a woke maze. | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2354 | That old codger was right: I built it; they came. | 1.1728 | 0.05497 | 81 | 71 | 6 | 4 |
2355 | I think the maize/maze thing has him confused. | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2356 | White rats painfully equivocate. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2357 | The rat got out of its cage last night and started fooling around in our grass research department. Quite amazing ! | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2358 | Personally, I don’t give a damn if he ever comes back. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2359 | I know you're from Nebraska, but this is not what I meant. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2360 | The research grant states that if/when he reaches the end, you’ll get your mouth back, so just nod if you’re in agreement. | 1.1728 | 0.05497 | 81 | 71 | 6 | 4 |
2361 | Notice his hesitation on entering. It's his first run since encountering the cat topiary. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2362 | They add ethanol to everything nowadays. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2363 | He's the only one willing to come in. The rest say if we won't let them do the maze from home, they'll find a lab that will. | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
2364 | Instead of cheese, he’s looking for butter. | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2365 | It's our maze of dreams, built it and they will go. | 1.1724 | 0.05473 | 87 | 77 | 5 | 5 |
2366 | We're testing to see which corn maze we should use at our company Halloween party. | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
2367 | If she/her’s/her figures it out in less than a minute, then she/her’s/her should be nominated for the Supreme Court. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2368 | We are hoping this may help explain how he finds his way into our lab each day. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2369 | She's smelling a rat I think. | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2370 | Sorry we had to take out the scarecrow, it was messing up our results. | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
2371 | And test subject 957 can do it backwards! | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2372 | We'll see. The last guy had a higher IQ. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2373 | They disappear before they can make it to the cheese. | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2374 | The next stage will be a life-sized replica. | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2375 | Who said if we build it, they will come? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2376 | The maze is actually a perfect replica of my colon | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2377 | I call this my skinner boxwood… | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2378 | The pumpkin carving contest at the end is where they really shine. | 1.1724 | 0.05473 | 87 | 77 | 5 | 5 |
2379 | I tried it out myself and got nowhere. | 1.1721 | 0.03980 | 122 | 104 | 15 | 3 |
2380 | He wants a hint | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2381 | She says she’s claustrophobic. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2382 | Didn’t you say “maize”? | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2383 | What else can we use a miniature corn maze for? | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2384 | Wait'll he sees I took Google maps off his phone. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2385 | Remember, no heckling this time, Cheryl. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2386 | It's a simple task that requires them to alternate their right & left choices if they want to get out. | 1.1720 | 0.04983 | 93 | 81 | 8 | 4 |
2387 | We are training him to beat the Indominus rex! | 1.1720 | 0.04983 | 93 | 81 | 8 | 4 |
2388 | A better mousetrap? The data will point the way. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2389 | Want to hear the Corny title I gave to this one? | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2390 | It’s a maze for eco friendly mice. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2391 | Woman: “I thought Eugenics was unethical.” Man: Oh it is, but this labs got better snacks than the break room.” | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2392 | Kangaroo Rats seem to do particularly well in the maze. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2393 | Vegan mouse. Go figure. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2394 | For some reason, the mice like this maize 92% more than any other. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2395 | It's the illusion of escape that makes this experiment so exciting. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2396 | They also like hay rides and bobbing for apples. | 1.1712 | 0.04022 | 111 | 94 | 15 | 2 |
2397 | The rodents from Nebraska do best | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2398 | It seemed to me that you were meant for this job, Maizy | 1.1711 | 0.04348 | 76 | 63 | 13 | 0 |
2399 | We're still working on the very tiny stupid people to populate the maze. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2400 | Admittedly, the hedgerow aesthetic does not seem to improve performance, but we did find that the pruning had profound effects on our own well-being. | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2401 | How do I code this? He says he already completed the maze and wants his reward now. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2402 | I want to see if they can comprehend right and left turn signals. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2403 | I know there is a strong emphasis on user experience but I don’t think he’ll be able to tell the difference between this and a cardboard maze. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2404 | I just love this field of study. | 1.1711 | 0.04348 | 76 | 63 | 13 | 0 |
2405 | Peers say I'm outstanding in my field. | 1.1711 | 0.05739 | 76 | 67 | 5 | 4 |
2406 | We’re still working out why the results are different in October. | 1.1711 | 0.05425 | 76 | 66 | 7 | 3 |
2407 | But what's the point of studying its brain patterns with all that weed to nibble on? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2408 | I will need a different type of maze. they keep eating this one. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2409 | He's bored. This maze is easy-peasy. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2410 | Next step ...choose a safe word. | 1.1707 | 0.05434 | 82 | 72 | 6 | 4 |
2411 | We had bring it into the 21st Century. The Morrow Plots at the University of Illinois were so 1867. | 1.1707 | 0.05434 | 82 | 72 | 6 | 4 |
2412 | Do you think the alcohol treated mice will pass out or get to the exit for one last drink? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2413 | He won’t go any further ever since her heard that Liz Cheney might be in there. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2414 | Wait, I thought Sebastian has a corn allergy? | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2415 | Today's Wordle exhausted him. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2416 | The experiment pays for itself. We sell the tiny corn to Chinese restaurants. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2417 | Wouldn’t you love to get naked and run through a corn maze? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2418 | The LSD usually kicks in somewhere between the hayride and pumpkin patch. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2419 | I’ve got a microgreens side hustle. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2420 | Due to increasing housing prices, we’ve had to downgrade to a smaller maze. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2421 | Let's see if they know to stay right. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2422 | Human trials start a month or so before Halloween. | 1.1705 | 0.05414 | 88 | 78 | 5 | 5 |
2423 | Even when they complete the maze they seem like they’re still in Kansas. | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2424 | We gave him CBD-infused pumpkin spiced hard seltzer. | 1.1705 | 0.05167 | 88 | 77 | 7 | 4 |
2425 | Anxiety disorder. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2426 | After the corn maze, he gets to pick a pumpkin from the pumpkin patch. | 1.1705 | 0.05167 | 88 | 77 | 7 | 4 |
2427 | This is a new study. It's a rat in maize. | 1.1702 | 0.04933 | 94 | 82 | 8 | 4 |
2428 | The really smart ones just eat their way through the corn and escape out the back. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2429 | Testing the no incentive, just curiosity behavior: I've been here for several hours and I need you to take over. | 1.1702 | 0.04696 | 94 | 81 | 10 | 3 |
2430 | I know it skews the results but I just can't stand to see any of them fail | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2431 | What's the scale of the GM problem? Well...the problem is to scale. | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
2432 | In conclusion , they could give a rats ass. | 1.1702 | 0.04933 | 94 | 82 | 8 | 4 |
2433 | It's been tough competing with the Pumkin Patch. | 1.1702 | 0.04933 | 94 | 82 | 8 | 4 |
2434 | I'm aroused. | 1.1702 | 0.04933 | 94 | 82 | 8 | 4 |
2435 | It's the Bridgerton edition. | 1.1702 | 0.04696 | 94 | 81 | 10 | 3 |
2436 | This test subject asked for Non GMO corn, we’ll have to start the test over again. | 1.1702 | 0.03897 | 94 | 78 | 16 | 0 |
2437 | She's from YALE, she'll make it through. | 1.1700 | 0.04507 | 100 | 86 | 11 | 3 |
2438 | If he eats the maze, he gets the cheese. | 1.1700 | 0.04277 | 100 | 85 | 13 | 2 |
2439 | I should have gone to med school. | 1.1698 | 0.04338 | 106 | 91 | 12 | 3 |
2440 | In this upgraded maze, it appears that mice find the exit 12 times faster than men find the clit | 1.1698 | 0.04734 | 106 | 93 | 8 | 5 |
2441 | She thinks we can't see her | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
2442 | He's English. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
2443 | I know, I know, Sandra, but he's smarter than he looks. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
2444 | We’ve been hearing rats tend to lean to the right | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
2445 | Don’t worry, it’s non-GMO corn. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2446 | He's already batting .327. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2447 | It’s meant to be confusing | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2448 | Darn, he’s hedgitating | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2449 | They never get very far trying to shuck those baby corns. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2450 | This is the first-known case of a rodent creating topiary. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2451 | This is Maze 51. It was created by aliens. | 1.1688 | 0.05359 | 77 | 67 | 7 | 3 |
2452 | Did the narwhal complete the maze? | 1.1688 | 0.05359 | 77 | 67 | 7 | 3 |
2453 | It lives if it makes it through the maze. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2454 | then he said he rather fake he doesn’t know the way out to stay alive. | 1.1688 | 0.05669 | 77 | 68 | 5 | 4 |
2455 | I'm also a prop comic. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2456 | I’m up to three beers on my lunch break | 1.1688 | 0.04297 | 77 | 64 | 13 | 0 |
2457 | Amazing, isn’t it? | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2458 | Heeeeeere's Johnny! | 1.1687 | 0.05372 | 83 | 73 | 6 | 4 |
2459 | This one gave up his GPS. | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2460 | I knew Janet’s retirement party cake would prove useful! | 1.1687 | 0.04793 | 83 | 71 | 10 | 2 |
2461 | Mice have never been tested in a real maize before. | 1.1687 | 0.05091 | 83 | 72 | 8 | 3 |
2462 | They won't budge. They say they want to work remotely. | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2463 | M. Night Shyamalan sponsored this research. | 1.1687 | 0.04793 | 83 | 71 | 10 | 2 |
2464 | Which one did you bet on to win, the maze or the mouse? | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2465 | We decided to go with a maize this time. | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2466 | Tom’s waiting in the back in case things don’t pick up soon. | 1.1687 | 0.04793 | 83 | 71 | 10 | 2 |
2467 | I think he smells a rat. | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2468 | If they succeed, we take them on a mini hay ride. | 1.1687 | 0.04793 | 83 | 71 | 10 | 2 |
2469 | It helps us to understand how humans navigate streaming services. | 1.1687 | 0.05091 | 83 | 72 | 8 | 3 |
2470 | The surprising finding is 3 in 10 of these little guys don’t like pumpkin spice lattes. | 1.1687 | 0.04793 | 83 | 71 | 10 | 2 |
2471 | Well, I hope this one can find that cheese. I'm starving! | 1.1685 | 0.04856 | 89 | 77 | 9 | 3 |
2472 | We were successful in creating a self-sustaining,dual dependent food source for both vegans and carnivores | 1.1685 | 0.04856 | 89 | 77 | 9 | 3 |
2473 | The question is do you really want to find your way out... | 1.1685 | 0.04856 | 89 | 77 | 9 | 3 |
2474 | We probably should have waited until the corn was ready to harvest. | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
2475 | He backed his way through it. | 1.1685 | 0.04856 | 89 | 77 | 9 | 3 |
2476 | For this case, the reward is a pumpkin spice latte. | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
2477 | We thought the results would be better in a natural environment. | 1.1685 | 0.04299 | 89 | 75 | 13 | 1 |
2478 | We're going to see if he can find the pumpkin at the end of the maize. | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
2479 | I bet he doesn’t know that there’s a trap in there | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
2480 | It's my little tribute to Stephen King. | 1.1685 | 0.04299 | 89 | 75 | 13 | 1 |
2481 | On to the next grant proposal. | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
2482 | Like real life there’s no way out. | 1.1685 | 0.05113 | 89 | 78 | 7 | 4 |
2483 | It’s Stephen King inspired. I call it: ‘Mice of the Corn.’ | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
2484 | As you’ve no doubt surmised, Beatrice, this is no experiment. It’s a not-so-subtle allegory about the long and winding path to my heart. Please don’t call HR again. | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
2485 | How’d you make tiny corn like that? | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
2486 | Did I say hedge fund? I meant hedge farm. | 1.1685 | 0.04299 | 89 | 75 | 13 | 1 |
2487 | We do this every fall | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
2488 | This week we’re trying Brie | 1.1685 | 0.04856 | 89 | 77 | 9 | 3 |
2489 | He's dead, Janice. | 1.1684 | 0.04884 | 95 | 83 | 8 | 4 |
2490 | Did Jack Nicholson's head scare him to death? | 1.1684 | 0.04140 | 95 | 80 | 14 | 1 |
2491 | So what did your rat do on his summer vacation? | 1.1684 | 0.04650 | 95 | 82 | 10 | 3 |
2492 | Next time remember the pruning shears! | 1.1684 | 0.04140 | 95 | 80 | 14 | 1 |
2493 | I know that it's a trap, but they think it's a Fresh Air Fund trip to the country | 1.1684 | 0.04884 | 95 | 83 | 8 | 4 |
2494 | We're testing our new maize variety. | 1.1683 | 0.04465 | 101 | 87 | 11 | 3 |
2495 | I'm calling it "Shining: The Squeakquel" | 1.1683 | 0.04682 | 101 | 88 | 9 | 4 |
2496 | This one's our fastest baby narwhal. | 1.1683 | 0.04889 | 101 | 89 | 7 | 5 |
2497 | I just love the rustling of corn and the gnawing of stalks! | 1.1682 | 0.04300 | 107 | 92 | 12 | 3 |
2498 | I told him that if he needed it, the WiFi password was maize-maze. | 1.1682 | 0.04300 | 107 | 92 | 12 | 3 |
2499 | If he was smart he would turn and leave. | 1.1682 | 0.04300 | 107 | 92 | 12 | 3 |
2500 | This could get interesting. My matches are gone! | 1.1681 | 0.03751 | 113 | 95 | 17 | 1 |
2501 | I have noted a distinct sense of resignation in an otherwise healthy rat. | 1.1667 | 0.04837 | 96 | 84 | 8 | 4 |
2502 | She's from the Midwest | 1.1667 | 0.05595 | 72 | 63 | 6 | 3 |
2503 | Rats these days can no longer find their way to the cheese without GPS. | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
2504 | Instead of a piece of cheese we've placed overpriced pumpkins at the end. | 1.1667 | 0.04806 | 90 | 78 | 9 | 3 |
2505 | The cheddar hologram may prove unfair. | 1.1667 | 0.04427 | 84 | 71 | 12 | 1 |
2506 | He doesn't make good time, but this is our first mouse to grow his own maze. | 1.1667 | 0.05294 | 78 | 68 | 7 | 3 |
2507 | We never should have shown him "The Shining." | 1.1667 | 0.04247 | 78 | 65 | 13 | 0 |
2508 | Wait until we turn on the heat and get popcorn. | 1.1667 | 0.05059 | 90 | 79 | 7 | 4 |
2509 | When you have a litter of 12 you’d do anything to pay for their tuition too. | 1.1667 | 0.04837 | 96 | 84 | 8 | 4 |
2510 | test 42, the subject subject still hasn't commented on the Maize maze. | 1.1667 | 0.04055 | 108 | 92 | 14 | 2 |
2511 | It's a model of the 1040EZ | 1.1667 | 0.05311 | 84 | 74 | 6 | 4 |
2512 | He’s back for another attempt to set our amazing race record. | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
2513 | It's a great job until my cornstalk allergy kicks in. | 1.1667 | 0.04427 | 84 | 71 | 12 | 1 |
2514 | Now we’ll see if he can find his way or eat his way through. | 1.1667 | 0.04651 | 108 | 95 | 8 | 5 |
2515 | Do you want to say "Go!" this time? | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
2516 | He's on strike | 1.1667 | 0.04255 | 90 | 76 | 13 | 1 |
2517 | We only use those with a corn allergy. | 1.1667 | 0.04639 | 102 | 89 | 9 | 4 |
2518 | If you can say 'Amazing maize mouse maze' three times fast, you've got the job. | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
2519 | How are you around mice? | 1.1667 | 0.04539 | 90 | 77 | 11 | 2 |
2520 | Congressman Loudermilk has lots of photos and maps to get you through. | 1.1667 | 0.05059 | 90 | 79 | 7 | 4 |
2521 | Unfortunately your use of fetal corn may hurt our eligibility for future federal funding. | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
2522 | I miss our pet store. | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
2523 | It simulates navigating the aisles for herbal products. | 1.1667 | 0.03594 | 132 | 112 | 18 | 2 |
2524 | The Defense Department finally found a use for that mini crop program they were working on. | 1.1667 | 0.04539 | 90 | 77 | 11 | 2 |
2525 | You'll make a very good doctor; you didn't say 'Eek! a mouse.' | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
2526 | A rat in a maze is free to go anywhere, as long as it stays inside the maze. | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
2527 | The animal subjects committee added a new criterion: "fun." | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
2528 | Kudos on the labyrinth! The number of possible puns are endless." | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
2529 | We were going to build it out of cheese... | 1.1667 | 0.03950 | 90 | 75 | 15 | 0 |
2530 | It’s pretty tricky, it took my hand 22 minutes to finally get out.” From Mitch Poole Mt.Juliet, T | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
2531 | A maze made of maize. I crack myself up. | 1.1667 | 0.05294 | 78 | 68 | 7 | 3 |
2532 | Actually, we code unwillingness to commit as a sign of advanced evolution. | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2533 | That's the mouse version of giving us the finger. | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
2534 | Did this experiment make you speechless or is it just because you have to mouth? | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
2535 | It's a corn maze filled with cream cheese . . . for his birthday. | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
2536 | I call this one Steinway because he makes me stay tuned | 1.1667 | 0.04604 | 96 | 83 | 10 | 3 |
2537 | We never found the last one. | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
2538 | Come on Algernon, I know it's too easy but we need the baseline data. | 1.1667 | 0.04255 | 90 | 76 | 13 | 1 |
2539 | The transformation of this mouse into a maze is almost complete. | 1.1667 | 0.04427 | 84 | 71 | 12 | 1 |
2540 | So now we’ll see how being cut in half affects performance. | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
2541 | I guess these guys won’t mind being stuck in the rat race? | 1.1667 | 0.04806 | 90 | 78 | 9 | 3 |
2542 | Impressive in the imagining, but a bit pedantic. | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2543 | I could not tell on the phone if you wanted maize or maze. | 1.1667 | 0.04539 | 90 | 77 | 11 | 2 |
2544 | Strangely half a mouse doesn’t perform half as well as a whole one. | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
2545 | The baby corn shortage will be worth it. | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2546 | Ethanol or sweet corn? | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2547 | Now we wait and see how long it takes him to see the ghost of Shoeless Joe Jackson | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2548 | Well I didn’t expect a rat to grow a field of corn either, Doctor, but here we are. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
2549 | . That's number 84. The maze is full. | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2550 | Due to a typo, they built us a 'maize.' | 1.1667 | 0.04427 | 84 | 71 | 12 | 1 |
2551 | Be prepared to be amazed | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
2552 | Right or left, it really doesn't matter which way he goes, the outcome will be the same. We just want to judge him. | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2553 | Now you know why we developed the baby corn | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2554 | If he doesn’t go in in 5 minutes, fancy clocking off early for a drink? | 1.1667 | 0.05311 | 84 | 74 | 6 | 4 |
2555 | Don’t worry. It’s on a gluten-free diet. | 1.1654 | 0.03834 | 127 | 109 | 15 | 3 |
2556 | Union demanded greener offices without timers, so we installed cameras with AI | 1.1651 | 0.04611 | 109 | 96 | 8 | 5 |
2557 | The Home Owners Association insisted. | 1.1651 | 0.03803 | 109 | 92 | 16 | 1 |
2558 | Is that a new coat? | 1.1650 | 0.04799 | 103 | 91 | 7 | 5 |
2559 | I see that my brilliance has left you literally incapable of speech. | 1.1649 | 0.04061 | 97 | 82 | 14 | 1 |
2560 | We’ve had a lot of suicides lately, so we shake things up to try to keep them happy. | 1.1649 | 0.04789 | 97 | 85 | 8 | 4 |
2561 | Comfort food if he gets stuck. | 1.1649 | 0.04560 | 97 | 84 | 10 | 3 |
2562 | A little corny? Rats…I knew it. | 1.1649 | 0.04560 | 97 | 84 | 10 | 3 |
2563 | I found this one near my desk | 1.1649 | 0.04560 | 97 | 84 | 10 | 3 |
2564 | Our eco-friendly mazes seem to intimidate them. | 1.1648 | 0.03911 | 91 | 76 | 15 | 0 |
2565 | We call it...Maize. | 1.1648 | 0.05006 | 91 | 80 | 7 | 4 |
2566 | Our main finding: the wide prevalence of corn is highly demotivating. | 1.1648 | 0.04492 | 91 | 78 | 11 | 2 |
2567 | That"s the first time I've seen one back out. Let's call her Tesla. | 1.1648 | 0.05006 | 91 | 80 | 7 | 4 |
2568 | If we put a few trump hairs in the mix, perhaps he will believe he’s a winner- | 1.1648 | 0.05006 | 91 | 80 | 7 | 4 |
2569 | The British rats ARE better at this. | 1.1648 | 0.04756 | 91 | 79 | 9 | 3 |
2570 | Somehow they're compelled to enter. | 1.1648 | 0.04492 | 91 | 78 | 11 | 2 |
2571 | Not cheese. Caviar. | 1.1648 | 0.04756 | 91 | 79 | 9 | 3 |
2572 | Let’s just change it from time taken to complete the maze to time taken to eat the maze. | 1.1648 | 0.04492 | 91 | 78 | 11 | 2 |
2573 | He's been reluctant to go in ever since we showed him "The Shining." | 1.1648 | 0.04492 | 91 | 78 | 11 | 2 |
2574 | He forgot his mask | 1.1648 | 0.04212 | 91 | 77 | 13 | 1 |
2575 | This will also introduce the rat to idea of a pun. What do you think? | 1.1647 | 0.04688 | 85 | 73 | 10 | 2 |
2576 | Sadly, his life is a rat race. | 1.1647 | 0.05252 | 85 | 75 | 6 | 4 |
2577 | After this we're trying dead mice and a little baseball diamond. | 1.1647 | 0.04978 | 85 | 74 | 8 | 3 |
2578 | Corn maize. Potato potahto | 1.1647 | 0.04978 | 85 | 74 | 8 | 3 |
2579 | I think the 3D printer malfunctioned while creating this mouse pad | 1.1647 | 0.04978 | 85 | 74 | 8 | 3 |
2580 | He’d enter the maze a tad faster if he took note of the cat behind him. | 1.1647 | 0.04688 | 85 | 73 | 10 | 2 |
2581 | I am amazed by the maze of maize. | 1.1647 | 0.04379 | 85 | 72 | 12 | 1 |
2582 | The mini cornstalks are amazing. | 1.1647 | 0.04379 | 85 | 72 | 12 | 1 |
2583 | This is the dumbest rat in the litter. | 1.1647 | 0.04688 | 85 | 73 | 10 | 2 |
2584 | We have to weight this test result because he's allergic to greenery. | 1.1647 | 0.04379 | 85 | 72 | 12 | 1 |
2585 | We can’t find him. | 1.1647 | 0.04688 | 85 | 73 | 10 | 2 |
2586 | He could beat this maze in record time. But just watch--he can't resist snuggling in the fuzzy hedges. | 1.1647 | 0.04379 | 85 | 72 | 12 | 1 |
2587 | You said 'maize,' right? | 1.1647 | 0.04688 | 85 | 73 | 10 | 2 |
2588 | Are you ready for the rest of the tail? | 1.1647 | 0.04688 | 85 | 73 | 10 | 2 |
2589 | You should see him bob for apples. | 1.1647 | 0.04379 | 85 | 72 | 12 | 1 |
2590 | There's no baseball diamond, so he's going back. | 1.1647 | 0.04978 | 85 | 74 | 8 | 3 |
2591 | That's amazing! She backed all the way through it! | 1.1647 | 0.04379 | 85 | 72 | 12 | 1 |
2592 | He won't go in unless he can use a GPS." | 1.1647 | 0.04688 | 85 | 73 | 10 | 2 |
2593 | This rat survived the hearings, so he’s the 2 to 1 favorite over Trump. | 1.1647 | 0.05761 | 85 | 77 | 2 | 6 |
2594 | Next we add the snow, then see how long it takes him to get to the hotel. | 1.1647 | 0.04379 | 85 | 72 | 12 | 1 |
2595 | Rats really are amazing creatures, aren’t they?” | 1.1646 | 0.04911 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
2596 | This is kind of a corny test | 1.1646 | 0.04911 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
2597 | He's our Ratathalon champion. | 1.1646 | 0.04911 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
2598 | It will only move forward if you turn on voice prompt on Google maps. | 1.1646 | 0.04911 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
2599 | If the rat has ADHD it will get distracted by the mini-corn and not find the cheese. | 1.1646 | 0.05532 | 79 | 70 | 5 | 4 |
2600 | He won’t go through. He believes we’re taking advantage of him. | 1.1646 | 0.04911 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
2601 | I lost my car keys | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2602 | Should we tag along? | 1.1646 | 0.05231 | 79 | 69 | 7 | 3 |
2603 | This could take a while. She's discovered intermittent fasting. | 1.1646 | 0.05532 | 79 | 70 | 5 | 4 |
2604 | It was either this or another haunted hayride. | 1.1646 | 0.04911 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
2605 | Please, get the cat! | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2606 | At least he’s not eating the corn, unlike Steve. | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2607 | Bets on it achieving are arousing... Pardon me! | 1.1646 | 0.04911 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
2608 | This is the most amazing rat I've ever tested. | 1.1646 | 0.05231 | 79 | 69 | 7 | 3 |
2609 | He asked for the non-GMO corn maze, but it’s not in the budget. | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2610 | They never make it past the goblin | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2611 | I ate the cheese. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2612 | I could make it fun with some wordplay, as in “Test Subject 41 also perished in the Maize Maze.” | 1.1644 | 0.05522 | 73 | 64 | 6 | 3 |
2613 | Do you think the experiment would work better if they get a reward when they finish? | 1.1644 | 0.05522 | 73 | 64 | 6 | 3 |
2614 | The real test is if they understand homophone humor. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2615 | Experiment 807,up until this point no rat has realized he can jump out of the maze due to the lack of a ceiling | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
2616 | This doesn’t look promising for the apple bobbing trials. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2617 | The last two teleported when they reached the goblet | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2618 | No, no.. I swear this is better than the movie or the book. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2619 | Katz is away. Whaddya think? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2620 | Labratinth, get it? | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2621 | When he finds the cheese I'll have him make us some tiny empanadas | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2622 | I knew that the maze being made of Pot would confuse him. | 1.1635 | 0.04345 | 104 | 90 | 11 | 3 |
2623 | If he eats his way through the maize he wins. | 1.1635 | 0.04345 | 104 | 90 | 11 | 3 |
2624 | If they find the end, we give them a Fanta. | 1.1635 | 0.04345 | 104 | 90 | 11 | 3 |
2625 | Test scores aren’t any better, but we are making a profit off the corn.” | 1.1633 | 0.04516 | 98 | 85 | 10 | 3 |
2626 | A mazed | 1.1633 | 0.04743 | 98 | 86 | 8 | 4 |
2627 | We call it maize running. | 1.1633 | 0.04023 | 98 | 83 | 14 | 1 |
2628 | He's lightning fast, but only effective in Iowa. | 1.1633 | 0.04023 | 98 | 83 | 14 | 1 |
2629 | If he makes it through, I get that date. | 1.1633 | 0.04023 | 98 | 83 | 14 | 1 |
2630 | Our conclusion is that corn is cheaper than wood. | 1.1633 | 0.04023 | 98 | 83 | 14 | 1 |
2631 | he said "Build it, and I will come" | 1.1633 | 0.04516 | 98 | 85 | 10 | 3 |
2632 | ”We thought it was time for a reality check. | 1.1630 | 0.04708 | 92 | 80 | 9 | 3 |
2633 | It just appeared one day, so we decided to see if the mice could figure out where it came from. | 1.1630 | 0.04447 | 92 | 79 | 11 | 2 |
2634 | A mouse hiding from a mouthless. | 1.1630 | 0.04708 | 92 | 80 | 9 | 3 |
2635 | Fall festivals depend on us. | 1.1630 | 0.04447 | 92 | 79 | 11 | 2 |
2636 | We're close to finding the gene to cure corn maze addiction. | 1.1630 | 0.04447 | 92 | 79 | 11 | 2 |
2637 | I can start the rat intelligence project I proposed in 1987 now that we've successfully grown the tiny corn. | 1.1630 | 0.04447 | 92 | 79 | 11 | 2 |
2638 | We received employees' feedback that the work environment is too dull | 1.1630 | 0.04447 | 92 | 79 | 11 | 2 |
2639 | We leave for Iowa tomorrow | 1.1630 | 0.04708 | 92 | 80 | 9 | 3 |
2640 | No, no experiment. It’s just an introvert | 1.1630 | 0.04955 | 92 | 81 | 7 | 4 |
2641 | They're asking for butter and salt. | 1.1628 | 0.04637 | 86 | 74 | 10 | 2 |
2642 | It's a test to see if he's smart enough to eat his way out. | 1.1628 | 0.05194 | 86 | 76 | 6 | 4 |
2643 | He wants to renegotiate his pay package before he begins. | 1.1628 | 0.04637 | 86 | 74 | 10 | 2 |
2644 | This was a full cornfield before we started. | 1.1628 | 0.04924 | 86 | 75 | 8 | 3 |
2645 | Unfortunately our tiny corn plants smell like cheese. | 1.1628 | 0.04332 | 86 | 73 | 12 | 1 |
2646 | Let's hope she hasn't seen THE SHINING. | 1.1628 | 0.04332 | 86 | 73 | 12 | 1 |
2647 | You have a theory? We’re all ears. | 1.1628 | 0.04924 | 86 | 75 | 8 | 3 |
2648 | We're training for the Manhattan Mouse Marathon. There's a piece of pizza at the end. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2649 | We've replaced the cheese with a pumpkin spice latte. | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2650 | We had a hard time finding vegan cheese. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2651 | There's popcorn in the center. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2652 | they do great on the corn maze, but their pumpkin carving skills are terrible. | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2653 | I'm just glad I found a use for all this baby corn. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2654 | Think he stopped for a quick niblet? | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2655 | It's waiting for a "like" on Facebook. | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2656 | Smile and say cheese. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2657 | This maze/maize thing really messes with their head. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2658 | Now remember Jeannie, you’re already over $200 down, are you sure you want to double or quits on this round..? | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2659 | I think he missed the class in critical decision making. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2660 | It was harder to justify the mouse hay ride and pumpkin picking to the funding committee. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2661 | Maybe he won't eat it this time. | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
2662 | Wilbur averages half the time of yours. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2663 | I promised he'd be amazed and now he's looking for kernels of corn. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2664 | We've fitted him with a tiny GPS device." | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2665 | If he eats a lot of the little plants he'll be too fat to get all the way through it. | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
2666 | Have you seen the cat anywhere? | 1.1622 | 0.05451 | 74 | 65 | 6 | 3 |
2667 | I find that they struggle with the maize | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
2668 | In the next round, the maze is based on a layout of the Port Authority Terminal. | 1.1622 | 0.05451 | 74 | 65 | 6 | 3 |
2669 | This is a test for our new AI mouse | 1.1619 | 0.04088 | 105 | 90 | 13 | 2 |
2670 | She is the queen of maize. | 1.1619 | 0.04088 | 105 | 90 | 13 | 2 |
2671 | If it doesn't | 1.1618 | 0.05780 | 68 | 60 | 5 | 3 |
2672 | Spending is fully justifiable | 1.1618 | 0.05387 | 68 | 59 | 7 | 2 |
2673 | Only time I've seen someone finish faster than me! | 1.1616 | 0.04913 | 99 | 88 | 6 | 5 |
2674 | Let's see if he can eat his way out. | 1.1616 | 0.04237 | 99 | 85 | 12 | 2 |
2675 | Let's see how his GPS does . | 1.1616 | 0.04237 | 99 | 85 | 12 | 2 |
2676 | He feels safe enough to no longer wear a mask. | 1.1616 | 0.04473 | 99 | 86 | 10 | 3 |
2677 | My graduate student from Mexico City made this maiz. | 1.1616 | 0.03986 | 99 | 84 | 14 | 1 |
2678 | I like to mix things up a bit. | 1.1616 | 0.03986 | 99 | 84 | 14 | 1 |
2679 | It’s not that he can’t complete the maze, it’s that he insists on doing it with a tiny axe every time.. | 1.1616 | 0.04237 | 99 | 85 | 12 | 2 |
2680 | If you don’t use replica mini-corn stalks, the mice will know it’s not real. | 1.1616 | 0.04237 | 99 | 85 | 12 | 2 |
2681 | I call it Field of Schemes. | 1.1613 | 0.04128 | 93 | 79 | 13 | 1 |
2682 | You built it, they came. | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
2683 | No wonder Wilbur's eating it. I said maze; not maize! | 1.1613 | 0.04660 | 93 | 81 | 9 | 3 |
2684 | Scratch the maze. Let's go back to see if we can build a better mousetrap. | 1.1613 | 0.03835 | 93 | 78 | 15 | 0 |
2685 | He seems to be moving a lot slower since we switched to the marijuana plants. | 1.1609 | 0.04588 | 87 | 75 | 10 | 2 |
2686 | You grab his tail and I'll take notes." | 1.1609 | 0.04286 | 87 | 74 | 12 | 1 |
2687 | We learned not to build the maze out of tiny corn plants. (Underline "We") | 1.1609 | 0.04286 | 87 | 74 | 12 | 1 |
2688 | This is an amaizingly corny challenge for a rat | 1.1609 | 0.04286 | 87 | 74 | 12 | 1 |
2689 | Let's see how long it takes him to figure out there's no cheese. | 1.1609 | 0.04870 | 87 | 76 | 8 | 3 |
2690 | We’ll see how it goes without the farmer’s wife this time. | 1.1609 | 0.04286 | 87 | 74 | 12 | 1 |
2691 | “Okay, you’ve proven we both have a reluctance to leave you, Maizey.” | 1.1609 | 0.04588 | 87 | 75 | 10 | 2 |
2692 | Tom hasn't been the same since his wife died. | 1.1609 | 0.04286 | 87 | 74 | 12 | 1 |
2693 | I need the rat to come up with the exit route. I'm taking my kids to one on the weekend. | 1.1609 | 0.04588 | 87 | 75 | 10 | 2 |
2694 | This maze used to be taller but we could only afford microgreens due to inflation. | 1.1609 | 0.04286 | 87 | 74 | 12 | 1 |
2695 | The rats are doing fine. It's the low corn yield I'm concerned with. | 1.1605 | 0.05109 | 81 | 71 | 7 | 3 |
2696 | You should see what they do for Christmas. | 1.1605 | 0.04464 | 81 | 69 | 11 | 1 |
2697 | And the snake starts at the other end. | 1.1605 | 0.05109 | 81 | 71 | 7 | 3 |
2698 | I thought you were supposed to bring a stopwatch. | 1.1605 | 0.04104 | 81 | 68 | 13 | 0 |
2699 | They preferred the maze from 'The Shining.' | 1.1605 | 0.05403 | 81 | 72 | 5 | 4 |
2700 | I know this seems corny, but | 1.1605 | 0.05403 | 81 | 72 | 5 | 4 |
2701 | My designer mice asked for it.. | 1.1605 | 0.05109 | 81 | 71 | 7 | 3 |
2702 | The hardest part is getting the corn to be this small. | 1.1605 | 0.05403 | 81 | 72 | 5 | 4 |
2703 | This could be quick if he takes the Hay Ride. | 1.1605 | 0.04797 | 81 | 70 | 9 | 2 |
2704 | Next time don’t build it based on fond farm memories | 1.1605 | 0.04464 | 81 | 69 | 11 | 1 |
2705 | Look, Linda, I know your lips are sealed, but I need to know what we are supposed to do with the rats. | 1.1605 | 0.05109 | 81 | 71 | 7 | 3 |
2706 | Maybe we should use an inedible material… | 1.1605 | 0.04797 | 81 | 70 | 9 | 2 |
2707 | And you thought I couldn’t shrink the animals with it | 1.1605 | 0.04797 | 81 | 70 | 9 | 2 |
2708 | Are we sure rats don’t eat maize? | 1.1605 | 0.04797 | 81 | 70 | 9 | 2 |
2709 | We showed this one pictures of Biden and Trump - apparently he has no idea whether to turn left or right. Been there for days | 1.1604 | 0.04052 | 106 | 91 | 13 | 2 |
2710 | We're committed to greener testing procedures. | 1.1600 | 0.05037 | 75 | 65 | 8 | 2 |
2711 | Country mice prefer these tiny corn mazes, but city mice still go for the plastic ones. | 1.1600 | 0.05037 | 75 | 65 | 8 | 2 |
2712 | Who told her how dangerous cornfields can be? | 1.1600 | 0.04431 | 100 | 87 | 10 | 3 |
2713 | This is the mini maize. | 1.1600 | 0.04665 | 75 | 64 | 10 | 1 |
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