Contest #805 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-06-05T16:07:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-06-19T16:08:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-06-13T16:08:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	June 20, 2022
Number of captions	7729
Number of responses	734195
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	When we were dating he climbed a skyscraper for me—now I can’t even get him to take out the garbage.	1.7998	0.01601	2478	1084	806	588
1	Your mom and I think it may be time for you to get your own place.	1.7681	0.01710	2053	909	711	433
2	I see... and is the gorilla with us in the room right now Ms. Johnson?	1.7642	0.01829	1887	870	592	425
3	He said he had to drag you here kicking and screaming.	1.7566	0.01708	2083	948	694	441
4	Let's end here. I know you have a plane to catch.	1.7425	0.01304	3728	1785	1118	825
5	I'm sorry but that's not why they call me a shrink.	1.7389	0.01610	2432	1167	733	532
6	I think he's been seeing the woman upstairs.	1.7381	0.01335	3455	1635	1090	730
7	We can wrap this up, I know you have a plane to catch	1.7366	0.01688	2213	1066	664	483
8	So I'm thinking next week we go back to Zoom.	1.7316	0.01410	2887	1320	1022	545
9	Henry and Luella, more than ever, suspected there might have been a mix-up at the hospital.	1.7298	0.01907	1699	816	526	357
10	When you're finished,I'll go up stairs and hear his version .	1.7290	0.01627	2225	1038	752	435
11	When you look at him, try to see the playful little monkey that you fell in love with...	1.7264	0.01520	2511	1166	866	479
12	We'll end early, Mr. Kong. I understand you have a 'plane to catch.'	1.7258	0.01546	2597	1259	791	547
13	These sessions might be more productive if you stopped referring to your husband as “the big ape.”	1.7241	0.01603	2407	1168	735	504
14	What makes you think you’re adopted?	1.7232	0.01721	2077	1006	640	431
15	It is not uncommon for on-set romances to struggle once filming concludes.	1.7213	0.01592	2282	1066	786	430
16	Your problem is that one of you is evolving and the other is not.	1.7143	0.01670	2072	979	706	387
17	On the bright side, he sat on the elephant in the room.	1.7143	0.02051	1491	741	435	315
18	So, when he says he needs 'more space', how does that make you feel?	1.7142	0.01601	2246	1059	770	417
19	Your husband is a movie star Debra, you knew that when you married him.	1.7128	0.01463	2754	1320	905	529
20	I think it's time we address the 115-pound woman in the room.	1.7118	0.01457	2793	1346	906	541
21	Ignore him. He's seeing the psychiatrist on the next floor.	1.7105	0.01733	2031	998	623	410
22	Well, you know, they're so darn cute when they're little.	1.7104	0.01867	1630	767	568	295
23	So you're saying he's been picking up girls all over town?	1.7053	0.01691	2053	994	670	389
24	I did say the medication had some side-effects.	1.7040	0.01573	2358	1140	776	442
25	So I understand the two of you met at the Empire State building?	1.7005	0.01625	2194	1062	727	405
26	Therapy won't work if your head is elsewhere.	1.6992	0.01634	2121	1015	729	377
27	He’s shown growth, but can he evolve?	1.6956	0.01435	2743	1319	940	484
28	I usually don't take sides but in my professional opinion he does need more space.	1.6913	0.01805	1691	807	599	285
29	But Sheila, would it kill you to call him "King" every now and then?	1.6846	0.01912	1522	739	524	259
30	For some couples, size can be an issue...	1.6823	0.01775	1747	846	610	291
31	There’s nothing to be ashamed of, son. Puberty affects everyone differently.	1.6823	0.01949	1558	787	479	292
32	I think we've had a major breakthrough today.	1.6821	0.02118	1233	599	427	207
33	Your relationship is clearly unequal, and I'm glad you came to see me, but I don't think you understand what a "shrink" does.	1.6669	0.01966	1603	852	433	318
34	I didn't say he was condescending, I said he always talks down to me.	1.6652	0.01823	1559	752	577	230
35	Well Mr. Kong, I think it’s time to address the 150 pound woman in the room.	1.6622	0.01824	1726	885	539	302
36	I thought you were speaking metaphorically.	1.6617	0.02116	1212	603	416	193
37	With 98% identical genes surely you have at least some things in common	1.6603	0.01812	1613	794	573	246
38	So, how was New York?	1.6541	0.02036	1379	715	426	238
39	Yes, I am a shrink. I just can’t actually make you smaller.	1.6529	0.01956	1449	740	472	237
40	So, Fay how did you two meet?	1.6528	0.02047	1371	714	419	238
41	I think we should call a shrink	1.6501	0.01980	1432	740	453	239
42	I think it's time to tell him he's adopted.	1.6467	0.02193	1200	633	358	209
43	What I'm hearing is that you two are having trouble seeing eye-to-eye.	1.6389	0.02068	1224	621	424	179
44	Ignore the planes and focus on her.	1.6372	0.02223	1188	642	335	211
45	Not all island romances work out well.	1.6363	0.02161	1163	604	378	181
46	So, you suspect he’s seeing the neighbor upstairs?	1.6339	0.02202	1139	599	358	182
47	This is why I prefer zoom.	1.6334	0.02172	1121	577	378	166
48	I just feel like his head is somewhere else, you know? He’s never fully in the room with me	1.6311	0.02293	1049	554	328	167
49	And how long has intercourse been painful?	1.6294	0.02473	1074	625	222	227
50	Sure, sit anywhere you want.	1.6277	0.02220	1053	542	361	150
51	Sometimes partners simply outgrow a relationship...	1.6260	0.02311	1008	530	325	153
52	Milton, it’s time we address the 120-pound woman in the room.	1.6219	0.02448	960	526	271	163
53	He’ll have you in the palm of his hand and then what?	1.6172	0.02413	909	481	295	133
54	Evolution is normal in a relationship.	1.6164	0.02508	902	495	258	149
55	'So, what I hear you saying is, you can't see eye to eye?'	1.6141	0.02562	767	398	267	102
56	Glad you could both make this session. I know you have a plane to catch.	1.6104	0.02645	847	480	217	150
57	I see what you meant when you said the problem might be bigger than both of us.	1.6060	0.02827	665	359	209	97
58	Really Jill? THIS is your emotional support animal?	1.6034	0.02728	774	437	207	130
59	Sorry, I'm not that kind of shrink.	1.6013	0.02753	750	422	205	123
60	We need a shrink.	1.6000	0.02801	745	426	191	128
61	Genetically speaking, you have a lot in common.	1.5938	0.02716	682	366	227	89
62	I think we're having a breakthrough.	1.5937	0.02734	699	382	219	98
63	Your main complaint is that he leaves the toilet seat up?	1.5873	0.03124	630	377	136	117
64	Son, your mother and I have something to tell you.	1.5870	0.02968	632	360	173	99
65	I miss having the elephant in the room	1.5851	0.02911	629	352	186	91
66	The irony is that YOU have outgrown Him.	1.5840	0.02899	625	348	189	88
67	The point is for your emotional support animal to create less problems for you.	1.5798	0.02985	595	335	175	85
68	Let's start with how you met.	1.5796	0.02996	597	338	172	87
69	I think we've made a real breakthrough today!	1.5795	0.02895	604	333	192	79
70	You met at the Empire State Building? How romantic!	1.5781	0.03042	576	326	167	83
71	He’s struggling to fit in	1.5777	0.04036	296	160	101	35
72	Where did your husband get the testosterone?	1.5775	0.03125	568	328	152	88
73	It’s time to talk about the 120-pound woman in the room.	1.5766	0.03071	581	334	159	88
74	And then he got us banned from the Empire State building...	1.5757	0.03116	575	334	151	90
75	Photos from dating apps can be deceiving.	1.5748	0.03163	555	322	147	86
76	Firstly, I commend you on the effort it took for both of you to get here.	1.5747	0.03011	569	319	173	77
77	So what brings you to couples counseling?	1.5737	0.03128	556	320	153	83
78	The worst part is he snores.	1.5719	0.03078	563	322	160	81
79	Okay, it’s settled. He’ll stop beating on his chest if you’ll stop singing “Yes, We Have No Bananas.”	1.5706	0.03348	538	327	115	96
80	Finally, a breakthrough.	1.5690	0.03084	529	296	165	68
81	I think we’ve experienced a breakthrough.	1.5684	0.02954	526	283	187	56
82	Actually I don’t think your wife is exaggerating the size of the issue.	1.5680	0.03065	544	307	165	72
83	Aside from promoting hair growth, were there any side effects?	1.5664	0.03226	542	321	135	86
84	Our most memorable date? The Empire State Building.	1.5647	0.03316	510	302	128	80
85	He doesn't take me to the Empire State Building anymore.	1.5642	0.03261	514	301	136	77
86	We’ll, I think we’ve made a major breakthrough here.	1.5620	0.03260	500	290	139	71
87	Just once, I want to be the center of attention. Just once.	1.5593	0.03191	472	263	154	55
88	I really thought we had to work through you calling your husband “a big stupid ape,” but now I see it’s a much more serious issue…	1.5541	0.03416	471	281	119	71
89	When you called I thought you were using an analogy. My apologies.	1.5529	0.03474	454	271	115	68
90	Use ‘Me, Jane’ statements.	1.5526	0.03444	447	263	121	63
91	You say you met at the top of the Empire State Building?	1.5517	0.03444	464	278	116	70
92	Let's do our next session remotely.	1.5516	0.03286	446	252	142	52
93	She says you don't hold her like you used to.	1.5496	0.03376	464	274	125	65
94	Yes, I know the expression, and I don't want to be disagreeable, but I don't think that's an elephant.	1.5494	0.03411	435	252	127	56
95	All I'm asking for is one paternity test.	1.5485	0.03832	392	241	87	64
96	So tell me Susan, is the gigantic ape in the room with us right now?	1.5463	0.03808	421	267	78	76
97	I hear you saying that you hate heights and he hates screaming, is that fair?	1.5463	0.03492	432	256	116	60
98	I'm not saying he's a bad choice darling, he's just not a prime mate"	1.5455	0.03708	418	258	92	68
99	Let’s try to move past the Empire State Building incident	1.5430	0.03690	407	248	97	62
100	I don't have to tell you, Ms. Kong, how common it is for one spouse to feel like they live in the shadow of the other.	1.5400	0.03605	400	238	108	54
101	I might not be the type of shrink you’re looking for.	1.5381	0.03682	394	238	100	56
102	She kept saying size doesn't matter, but apparently it does	1.5373	0.03647	389	232	105	52
103	We can't evict him, he's been here since 1933.	1.5365	0.03519	397	232	117	48
104	Talk to me about the hold he once had on you.	1.5361	0.03428	388	220	128	40
105	He said he needs space.	1.5352	0.03539	383	222	117	44
106	It could be worse. If we lived upstairs, we'd have to feed him.	1.5344	0.03601	393	234	108	51
107	Why do YOU think you chose to climb the biggest phallic symbol in New York?	1.5337	0.03986	386	250	66	70
108	Let’s just start with putting the seat down	1.5328	0.03563	396	235	111	50
109	Can we please address the one hundred and ten pound woman on the couch?	1.5326	0.03539	430	263	105	62
110	When was the last time he took you out on the town?	1.5315	0.03628	365	213	110	42
111	In the beginning it was exciting but now I can't remember the last time he carried me up the side of a building...and when I mention it he just grunts and scratches himself!	1.5309	0.03673	388	235	100	53
112	I feel like there's no room for me in this relationship.	1.5303	0.03626	379	225	107	47
113	I see he's still having trouble fitting in	1.5294	0.03872	374	234	82	58
114	I thought when you called your husband a monster, it was more of a metaphor	1.5294	0.03506	391	229	117	45
115	When was the last time the two of you had a night on the town?	1.5291	0.03275	429	247	137	45
116	It's times like these I miss the elephant in the room.	1.5291	0.03883	361	223	85	53
117	Perhaps in this situation, size does matter.	1.5257	0.03723	350	207	102	41
118	What would you consider to be your biggest problem?	1.5256	0.03646	371	221	105	45
119	I’m going to have to bill you extra for that breakthrough.	1.5249	0.03457	381	220	122	39
120	The fact that you are here rather than upstairs swatting at airplanes shows you are making an effort.	1.5239	0.03688	376	228	99	49
121	She didn't say you're not trying. She said bananas aren't her love language.	1.5221	0.03858	339	205	91	43
122	When did you start to feel that you had outgrown your partner?	1.5196	0.04160	281	168	80	33
123	Well it's your session, Mrs. Johnson, but it isn't an elephant and it's not even entirely in the room.	1.5191	0.03805	366	227	88	51
124	We have to talk. Last week it was the elephant.	1.5163	0.03877	337	206	88	43
125	It’s ok. I’ve known for a long time I’m not his father.	1.5155	0.04061	322	201	76	45
126	Lockdown was difficult for us.	1.5140	0.03772	321	189	99	33
127	You wouldn’t be sitting here today if he never let you down.	1.5139	0.04191	323	208	64	51
128	You must realize your son will be TESTED for steroids before they let him on the team?	1.5134	0.03917	335	207	84	44
129	I am not sure it helps for you to keep calling him a big hairy ape.	1.5134	0.03778	335	201	96	38
130	From where I sit he's a guy.	1.5127	0.04120	316	199	72	45
131	His head is always somewhere else.	1.5091	0.03838	328	199	91	38
132	I think you’ve misunderstood the term ‘shrink’	1.5076	0.04327	264	162	70	32
133	Look, every celebrity marriage has its challenges.	1.5034	0.04033	296	181	81	34
134	That was quick. What would you like for your next two wishes?	1.5017	0.03996	291	176	84	31
135	Look, if you want your marriage to work, you're going to have to give him some space.	1.5017	0.04113	291	180	76	35
136	Son, you’re adopted.	1.5017	0.04352	299	196	56	47
137	Well, Ms. Wray, there's no point in putting it off any longer. We have to talk about the 300-ton gorilla in the room.	1.5016	0.04026	313	196	77	40
138	I just feel like his head is always in another place.	1.5015	0.03864	325	200	87	38
139	Ok, maybe size does matter.	1.5000	0.04037	284	172	82	30
140	You say you feel unsafe and insignificant in your relationship. Can you tell me why?	1.4984	0.03999	321	203	76	42
141	I thought we agreed he wouldn't be allowed on the furniture.	1.4966	0.04053	294	182	78	34
142	Son, it's time we tell you the truth about your heritage.	1.4965	0.04203	288	182	69	37
143	Let’s focus on what’s happening in this room.	1.4965	0.04086	288	178	77	33
144	‘’ Define incompatible.’’	1.4926	0.04199	272	169	72	31
145	I just wish I knew where his head was right now.	1.4907	0.04266	269	169	68	32
146	What seems to be the problem? I thought he was your prime mate?	1.4888	0.04343	268	171	63	34
147	Well, if we lived upstairs we'd have to feed him.	1.4876	0.04258	283	182	64	37
148	Never in my career have I been so sure that divorce is the answer.	1.4875	0.04274	279	179	64	36
149	So what did you want to talk about?	1.4872	0.04283	273	174	65	34
150	Usually going ape means something else.	1.4862	0.04176	253	154	75	24
151	Finally, let's talk about the 160-pound woman in the room.	1.4859	0.04305	284	185	60	39
152	Well doctor, I married him thinking he would change.	1.4828	0.04208	290	188	64	38
153	When you said he went ape, I thought you were speaking figuratively.	1.4826	0.04285	259	163	67	29
154	I think we just had a breakthrough.	1.4822	0.04213	253	156	72	25
155	Nevertheless, it's a breakthrough	1.4821	0.04140	280	177	71	32
156	So, how can I help?	1.4812	0.04334	266	171	62	33
157	Well, I’m not surprised to see you two here considering how you met.	1.4799	0.04011	298	189	75	34
158	Discuss what?	1.4799	0.04313	273	177	61	35
159	Fay, so what brings you in here today?	1.4792	0.04313	265	170	63	32
160	...and is he in the room with us right now?	1.4786	0.04515	257	169	53	35
161	I sorta got used to the elephant….	1.4786	0.04201	257	160	71	26
162	While your DNA is 98 percent similar, there are other limiting factors.	1.4779	0.04447	249	160	59	30
163	Makes me wonder about our sperm donor.	1.4776	0.04561	268	181	46	41
164	What gorilla?	1.4741	0.04229	232	141	72	19
165	So you’re saying he takes up too much space in the relationship.	1.4739	0.04446	249	161	58	30
166	So what brings you to therapy, Mr. and Mrs. Kong?	1.4733	0.04481	262	174	52	36
167	How would the two of you feel about holding our next session in the park?	1.4730	0.04242	241	149	70	22
168	According to your husband, he feels he has outgrown you.	1.4730	0.04323	241	151	66	24
169	Let's talk about that. Can you give me an example of how you sometimes don't see eye to eye?	1.4723	0.04109	271	171	72	28
170	What 800lb gorilla?	1.4719	0.04417	267	177	54	36
171	I have nothing against 800-pound gorillas, but that hole is for the elephant in the room.	1.4719	0.04016	267	165	78	24
172	Well I think we've had a breakthrough.	1.4719	0.04372	231	144	65	22
173	I think we had a breakthrough.	1.4703	0.04429	236	150	61	25
174	Well, look at it this way - it's not an elephant.	1.4699	0.04335	249	159	63	27
175	What I'm hearing is that your relationship needs to evolve.	1.4684	0.04415	237	151	61	25
176	And we’ve stopped having sex.	1.4678	0.04866	233	159	39	35
177	Your first date was at the top of the Empire State Building? Go on...	1.4672	0.04585	259	176	45	38
178	I can see you need a SHRINK!	1.4667	0.04492	240	156	56	28
179	Yes, but calling him a '"big ape" is hurtful.	1.4667	0.04128	240	147	74	19
180	Actually, primal grunting is how many men express their feelings.	1.4661	0.04418	251	164	57	30
181	This problem is bigger than both of us.	1.4652	0.04797	230	155	43	32
182	Now that it’s off your back, can you help me get it off my couch?	1.4649	0.04749	228	152	46	30
183	Frankly, I was an awful lot happier with the elephant.	1.4640	0.04283	250	160	64	26
184	Mrs Philips, I don’t think you fully understand your husband’s need for space.	1.4638	0.04522	235	153	55	27
185	Should we call law enforcement, animal control, or Universal Studios?	1.4638	0.04833	235	161	39	35
186	When I suggested getting an emotional support animal I meant a dog.	1.4637	0.04346	248	160	61	27
187	So I think I see the problem.	1.4615	0.04454	234	151	58	25
188	Well for starters he's always stealing the covers.	1.4608	0.04843	217	145	44	28
189	I think he’s seeing someone else.	1.4598	0.04599	224	146	53	25
190	I just feel like his head is in a different place lately.	1.4598	0.04421	224	142	61	21
191	Let’s consider fostering a puppy next time.	1.4596	0.04439	235	152	58	25
192	So now you're asserting that size does matter.	1.4593	0.04519	246	164	51	31
193	Bobby's behind academically but he's doing very well on the football team.	1.4592	0.04467	233	151	57	25
194	Just when we got rid of the elephant in the room.	1.4591	0.04615	220	143	53	24
195	I feel like we’ve run out of things to not talk about.	1.4587	0.04345	242	156	61	25
196	You simply must accept the fact that most days are unlikely to be as dramatic and exciting as your first date on top of the Empire State Building.	1.4575	0.04695	212	138	51	23
197	Please close your legs, sir.	1.4569	0.04917	232	162	34	36
198	Did you consider any smaller emotional support animals, Janice?	1.4564	0.04589	241	162	48	31
199	If the 300 lb gorilla is only partially in the room, do we really need to address it?	1.4561	0.04261	239	152	65	22
200	Should we tell him that he was adopted?	1.4545	0.04574	242	163	48	31
201	Let’s return to how you met.	1.4545	0.04646	209	135	53	21
202	Now that the monkey is off your back, let’s see if we can get him off my couch.	1.4538	0.04440	249	166	53	30
203	We’ll this time you didn’t exaggerate the problem.	1.4521	0.04673	219	145	49	25
204	Tell me, Beth. Is this ‘Giant’ in the room with us right now?	1.4519	0.04808	208	138	46	24
205	What I hear him saying is that he needs space.	1.4516	0.04705	217	144	48	25
206	Yex, but I am quite sure she was not being derogatory when she called you a "big ape".	1.4511	0.04268	235	150	64	21
207	Can we at least address the 800-pound gorilla in the room?	1.4511	0.04394	235	153	58	24
208	I recognize that you are already here and I understand that this wasn't explicitly stated, but pants are mandatory for all sessions.	1.4510	0.04927	204	137	42	25
209	Joanne, share with Ralph how it made you feel when you found out he was a swinger.	1.4510	0.04927	204	137	42	25
210	Well, let's focus on the genomes you do have in common.	1.4493	0.04470	207	131	59	17
211	Being whisked off to the Empire State Building is great, but I believe she's saying small things like flowers and cards are nice too.	1.4483	0.04742	203	133	49	21
212	Mrs. Kong says you have trouble respecting boundaries.	1.4481	0.04432	241	160	54	27
213	Something tells me his lack of empathy, may be the least of your issues...	1.4478	0.04289	230	147	63	20
214	And how do you feel when she tells you that you have a big head ?	1.4476	0.04819	210	141	44	25
215	Great,what do we do now? At least the elephant was IN the room.	1.4476	0.04771	210	140	46	24
216	So Jane Goodall is your thesis advisor.	1.4473	0.04487	237	158	52	27
217	I told you. Adoption is a slippery slope.	1.4472	0.04540	199	126	57	16
218	Yep — I see how sex might be a problem.	1.4472	0.04811	199	131	47	21
219	It’s time we addressed the gorilla that sat on the elephant in the room	1.4472	0.04650	199	128	53	18
220	Well son, your mother and I think it’s time we had the talk.	1.4471	0.04608	208	135	53	20
221	This might be amusing if I weren’t staring directly at his genitalia!	1.4470	0.04611	217	143	51	23
222	How do you respond to Carla's claim that you tend to be overbearing	1.4466	0.04840	206	138	44	24
223	and this 800 lb gorilla... Is he in the room with us right now?	1.4463	0.04339	242	159	58	25
224	Besides the age difference, are there any other compatibility issues?	1.4461	0.04775	204	135	47	22
225	How is it that no one mentions the blonde in the room?	1.4450	0.04591	209	136	53	20
226	Coming here today was a big step.	1.4440	0.04432	232	153	55	24
227	I’m thinking next week we should go back to Zoom	1.4439	0.04603	205	133	53	19
228	As you prescribed, we started with the hair growth shampoo followed by the testosterone and everything was fine until we got our first banana bill.	1.4439	0.04863	196	130	45	21
229	What exactly makes you feel your differences are irreconcilable?	1.4435	0.04417	239	159	54	26
230	So maybe we should talk about the 3,000 pound gorilla in the room.	1.4435	0.04544	230	154	50	26
231	Well, now the upstairs neighbors have to feed him.	1.4429	0.04816	210	142	43	25
232	I see now. He LITERALLY has you in the palm of his hand.	1.4422	0.04912	199	134	42	23
233	‘For me Doc, it’s the nail clippings.’	1.4419	0.04823	215	147	41	27
234	And this happens every time you ask him to be an animal in bed??	1.4407	0.04537	236	160	48	28
235	So I hear you saying that size DOES matter!	1.4404	0.04861	193	128	45	20
236	I see your husband has already been vaccinated against monkey pox!	1.4404	0.04727	218	148	44	26
237	So as I understand the problem, you want him to grunt less, and he wants you to grunt more?	1.4393	0.04884	214	148	38	28
238	When did you first notice you had different needs?	1.4389	0.04499	221	146	53	22
239	You know, forgetting to lower the toilet seat is an issue that I hear quite often.	1.4384	0.04736	203	135	47	21
240	First let's work on resolving your religious differences."	1.4384	0.04620	219	147	48	24
241	This is the only downside to having my office in the Empire State Building.	1.4368	0.05027	190	129	39	22
242	You say that you've outgrown her. Let's explore that feeling."	1.4365	0.04621	197	128	52	17
243	Oh, I thought you wanted to discuss your prime mate.	1.4365	0.05050	197	136	36	25
244	To be honest, I preferred not talking about the elephant.	1.4363	0.04666	204	135	49	20
245	I don't need him to climb a building for me, but flowers every now and then would be nice	1.4360	0.04554	211	139	52	20
246	Let's focus on what is working in the relationship?	1.4358	0.04754	179	115	50	14
247	So Faye, what seems to be the problem?	1.4355	0.05049	186	126	39	21
248	It’s time we address the 135 lb. woman in the room…	1.4343	0.04978	198	136	38	24
249	But as your father I think I have a right to ask. Is he Catholic?	1.4341	0.05305	182	127	31	24
250	On the bright side, he’s not on your back.	1.4337	0.04692	196	129	49	18
251	Sometimes size does matter	1.4330	0.04782	194	129	46	19
252	Have you tried separate beds?	1.4328	0.04870	201	137	41	23
253	So...what do you think is the biggest issue in your relationship?	1.4324	0.05125	185	127	36	22
254	Let’s go back to when you thought of him as king and not just a big ape.	1.4323	0.04818	192	128	45	19
255	Define 'irreconcilable.'	1.4314	0.04663	204	136	48	20
256	It's just that . . . well, we've grown apart.	1.4308	0.04417	195	124	58	13
257	‘Oh, you meant literally.. literally’	1.4308	0.04873	195	132	42	21
258	We've had a real breakthrough today.	1.4301	0.04929	186	125	42	19
259	I realize this is awkward Miss Dunaway. But it turns out that Mr. Kong's therapist is in the office above us.	1.4299	0.04552	214	143	50	21
260	Sometimes the gorilla in the room is just the gorilla in the room.	1.4294	0.05173	177	121	36	20
261	It's not permanent. I'm just fostering him until he finds his forever home.	1.4294	0.05111	177	120	38	19
262	It seems the issue in the room is bigger than we thought.	1.4293	0.04543	198	129	53	16
263	Of course he becomes angry at any mention of the Empire State Building. Haven’t you seen the movie about his grandfather?	1.4286	0.04572	203	134	51	18
264	It's not an elephant but we still should just ignore it.	1.4286	0.04744	196	131	46	19
265	What 800-pound gorilla?	1.4278	0.05345	180	127	29	24
266	Maybe you just need to give him more space.	1.4262	0.04674	183	119	50	14
267	So Mr and Mrs Kong, can you tell me what brings you here today?	1.4244	0.04843	205	142	39	24
268	There will, of course, be a pet deposit.	1.4242	0.04705	198	133	46	19
269	He just doesn’t hold me like he used to	1.4242	0.05804	132	89	30	13
270	Tell me more about this feeling of not fitting in.	1.4241	0.05053	191	133	35	23
271	Did they tell you at the shelter he would grow to be this big?	1.4235	0.04513	196	128	53	15
272	But you knew this when you married him.	1.4231	0.05181	182	127	33	22
273	Tell the people upstairs to stop feeding him cabbage.	1.4229	0.05212	175	121	34	20
274	And how do you feel when he says he's outgrown your relationship?	1.4227	0.04774	194	131	44	19
275	I know we didn't talk about it,but I still think the elephant was a better fit.	1.4222	0.04917	180	121	42	17
276	Let's just pretend it's an elephant and then we can ignore it.	1.4211	0.05102	171	116	38	17
277	No one is saying you can't be the bigger man	1.4208	0.04528	202	134	51	17
278	Actually, we were expecting an elephant.	1.4207	0.05116	164	110	39	15
279	Have you noticed his body language? He’s just not fully present for our session.	1.4202	0.04764	188	126	45	17
280	Fortunately, my colleague upstairs is also a marriage counselor.	1.4202	0.05054	188	131	35	22
281	Tell me more about why you feel he gets all the attention.	1.4199	0.04896	181	122	42	17
282	Can you be more specific about why you feel mismatched?	1.4192	0.04646	198	133	47	18
283	I suppose we should start with the gorilla in the room.	1.4186	0.04943	172	115	42	15
284	So tell me, how has the transition to city life impacted your relationship?”	1.4184	0.04735	196	133	44	19
285	When you said that your Husband was a ‘Big Ape’, I thought you were kidding!!	1.4179	0.04486	201	133	52	16
286	So, what brings you here?	1.4176	0.04812	182	122	44	16
287	I just want him to fit in.	1.4172	0.05208	163	111	36	16
288	He stands head and shoulders over the others we've interviewed.	1.4162	0.04936	185	127	39	19
289	I assumed you were speaking metaphorically...	1.4162	0.05054	185	129	35	21
290	Princess, I had warned you. You just cannot trust the information on those dating apps.	1.4158	0.04841	190	130	41	19
291	Wow, have you been in any films I'd know?	1.4153	0.05035	183	127	36	20
292	While you’re shattering the glass ceiling, he’s shattering all the other ones.	1.4153	0.04728	183	122	46	15
293	First off, at our next session please wear pants.	1.4150	0.04976	200	142	33	25
294	We should have asked how big he was going to get	1.4149	0.04936	188	130	38	20
295	We just haven’t been seeing eye to eye	1.4149	0.04577	188	124	50	14
296	Maybe we should go back to Zoom meetings.	1.4145	0.04671	193	130	46	17
297	In what way are you incompatible?	1.4144	0.04953	181	124	39	18
298	Son, we think it’s finally time that you moved out…	1.4140	0.04974	186	129	37	20
299	they grow up in front of your eyes	1.4134	0.05297	179	128	28	23
300	The elephant couldn't make it today?	1.4133	0.04730	196	134	43	19
301	Let's just make believe he's not in the room, and talk this through.	1.4133	0.04619	196	132	47	17
302	I believe we’ve had a breakthrough.	1.4132	0.04748	167	109	47	11
303	And what makes you think his head is always somewhere else?	1.4129	0.04751	201	139	41	21
304	I'm convinced he is seeing the woman upstairs!	1.4127	0.05138	189	135	30	24
305	Your wife thinks your a monster. How does that make you feel?	1.4124	0.04876	194	135	38	21
306	I'm sorry, but chest-beating simply doesn't address the intimacy issue problem.	1.4118	0.05449	153	106	31	16
307	Well Mrs. Kong, I feel you should have known it wouldn’t work, from your first date.	1.4118	0.04835	187	128	41	18
308	And you find that his head is in another place during these conversations?	1.4118	0.05250	170	119	32	19
309	This just isn’t a good fit.	1.4115	0.04616	209	144	44	21
310	I think it’s about time we addressed the 800 pound gorilla in the room.	1.4114	0.05008	175	120	38	17
311	I believe it's time we talked about the 600-lb. gorilla in the room.	1.4111	0.05093	180	126	34	20
312	We have to go, King has a plane to catch.	1.4105	0.04893	190	132	38	20
313	I'm finally beginning to understand the size of your problem.	1.4105	0.04600	190	127	48	15
314	Please make sure he uses the guest bathroom.	1.4098	0.04909	183	126	39	18
315	Well, at least we don’t have to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.4091	0.04985	176	121	38	17
316	I'm sorry, our time is up.	1.4091	0.05650	154	110	25	19
317	I’m seeing a huge breakthrough.	1.4089	0.04391	203	135	53	15
318	The elephant’s on vacation	1.4088	0.04822	181	123	42	16
319	Other than the sex, what interests did the two of you have in common?	1.4088	0.05190	181	129	30	22
320	You have a keen sense of the obvious.	1.4085	0.05030	164	111	39	14
321	Let’s begin today with why you feel like he’s smothering you.	1.4078	0.04593	179	118	49	12
322	Well,at least we don't have to worry about the elephant in the room.	1.4078	0.05049	179	125	35	19
323	You knew that eventually she’d stop calling you ‘King’, right	1.4076	0.05266	157	108	34	15
324	I think we've made a breakthrough.	1.4074	0.04614	189	127	47	15
325	But she doesn’t want to be saved, Kong — she wants to be seen.	1.4072	0.04871	194	136	37	21
326	Not to be pedantic, but the gorilla is also half out of the room.	1.4072	0.04760	194	134	41	19
327	Wasn't what I expected for my "Adopt a Gorilla for just $19.99 a month, 67 cents a day."	1.4072	0.05449	167	120	26	21
328	I’m tired of his needs outweighing mine.	1.4072	0.04817	167	111	44	12
329	Well, I think we had a big breakthrough today.	1.4070	0.05067	172	119	36	17
330	Not all side effects of Monkey Pox are known yet.	1.4066	0.05047	182	128	34	20
331	The box said... Sea Monkey, just add water! So I did.	1.4066	0.05166	182	130	30	22
332	The elephant already had plans.	1.4061	0.05498	165	119	25	21
333	I think you've had a real breakthrough today.	1.4057	0.04801	175	118	43	14
334	Just when did you start thinking your mother is not your mother?	1.4049	0.05048	163	111	38	14
335	So, I'm guessing the elephant couldn't make it	1.4048	0.05012	168	115	38	15
336	Doctor, we just don't see eye to eye anymore.	1.4045	0.05251	178	128	28	22
337	So the monkey’s off my back but how much do I owe you for the ceiling?	1.4045	0.04940	178	123	38	17
338	I told you it was risky to buy an apartment in the Empire State Building.	1.4044	0.05142	183	131	30	22
339	I knew getting an apartment on the 99th floor of the Empire State building was a risk.	1.4040	0.05330	151	104	33	14
340	Now you’re saying size DOES matter?	1.4038	0.05286	156	108	33	15
341	We just no longer see eye to eye, doctor.	1.4031	0.04867	191	134	37	20
342	This is just so much bigger than a monkey on your back	1.4023	0.05019	174	121	36	17
343	Let's start at the beginning. How did you two meet?	1.4022	0.04758	184	126	42	16
344	Well, it is not an elephant, but it is still in the room.	1.4000	0.05516	150	106	28	16
345	So you're saying it's the little things he can't handle?	1.4000	0.05034	170	118	36	16
346	Yeah, wherever he wants.	1.4000	0.05676	150	108	24	18
347	It feels like he’s always somewhere else.	1.4000	0.04702	200	140	40	20
348	I think I liked the elephant better	1.4000	0.04514	205	141	46	18
349	I understand that you love him, Fay, but I'm not sure you have thought this thing through.	1.4000	0.04822	170	115	42	13
350	Do you mind if we start with the obvious?	1.3988	0.05145	168	118	33	17
351	I wish it was an elephant in the room	1.3987	0.05308	158	111	31	16
352	And he leaves the seat up!	1.3986	0.05448	143	99	31	13
353	Right now, the two of you simply can't be in the same room together.	1.3986	0.05170	143	96	37	10
354	I guess an 800 lb. gorilla really can sit wherever it wants to.	1.3978	0.04997	181	128	34	19
355	When did you first realize that the marriage wasn't working, Mrs. Kong?	1.3976	0.05047	166	115	36	15
356	I thought we agreed to talk about the elephant first.	1.3974	0.05278	156	109	32	15
357	I told him we would outgrow this apartment but he refused to move.	1.3966	0.04946	174	121	37	16
358	Well that's just the thing, we can't keep renting every apartment above us.	1.3966	0.04878	174	120	39	15
359	I know he swept you off your feet,but relationships can't survive on pure animal lust forever.	1.3966	0.04810	174	119	41	14
360	Now that we've addressed the elephant in the room, I'd like to raise another concern.	1.3952	0.04802	167	113	42	12
361	So does anyone want to talk about this?	1.3949	0.04930	157	106	40	11
362	Remember the Smiths, upstairs? Looks like they finally sold their apartment.	1.3947	0.05294	152	106	32	14
363	Next time try saying what ‘me feel’ rather than what ‘me want’	1.3947	0.05535	152	109	26	17
364	Yunno, the term 'shrink' is just a nickname. I can't physically make your husband smaller.	1.3939	0.05417	165	120	25	20
365	Since he's not an elephant, I guess we CAN talk about him.	1.3938	0.04648	193	134	42	17
366	I knew Jane Goodall. You're no Jane Goodall.	1.3933	0.04729	178	122	42	14
367	Well, Mrs. Kong, I think you were right that we should do our joint sessions by video.	1.3931	0.05030	173	122	34	17
368	On the whole, I preferred the elephant.	1.3918	0.04646	171	115	45	11
369	It's time you knew, son, I'm not your real father.	1.3916	0.05348	143	99	32	12
370	Elephant, what elephant?	1.3915	0.04775	189	133	38	18
371	Dear,just saying the elephant in the room is a better fit.	1.3911	0.04774	179	124	40	15
372	It's not the break-through we were hoping for, but let's meet again on Friday."	1.3910	0.05270	156	110	31	15
373	I'm looking for an old house upstate, with high ceilings.	1.3899	0.05040	159	110	36	13
374	Well, at least it's not roaches.	1.3899	0.04629	159	105	46	8
375	Certainly you knew his movie career would keep him away from home for long periods of time,	1.3892	0.05014	167	117	35	15
376	Today’s appointment was a real breakthrough.	1.3892	0.04312	203	138	51	14
377	I know it's silly...but just go ahead and give him the remote, okay?	1.3889	0.05408	144	101	30	13
378	You knew he was a monster when you married him.	1.3889	0.05036	144	97	38	9
379	Can you understand why she feels insignificant?	1.3889	0.05671	144	104	24	16
380	The Elephant was much less obvious.	1.3886	0.04848	175	122	38	15
381	Face it Ann, island romances never last.	1.3882	0.05605	152	111	23	18
382	So your main objection is that he always leaves the seat up?	1.3873	0.05815	142	104	21	17
383	Ann, I love our son, but is there something you didn't tell me about your time in the jungle with Kong?	1.3869	0.04990	168	118	35	15
384	Who would you say was the alpha in the relationship?	1.3867	0.04859	181	128	36	17
385	It sounds like your primary frustration is your husband's inability to communicate, while your husband is tired of not being able to take you out in public without people shooting at him from planes.	1.3867	0.05417	150	107	28	15
386	Usually, I ask my patients to talk about the elephant in the room, but its best to be flexible.	1.3862	0.05287	145	101	32	12
387	All I'm saying is that he should consider getting his own place.	1.3862	0.05196	145	100	34	11
388	So, what brings the two of you here today?	1.3857	0.05607	140	100	26	14
389	He goes ape over every little argument!	1.3856	0.05005	153	105	37	11
390	He doesn't see me anymore.	1.3856	0.05174	153	107	33	13
391	Well, ‘shrink’ is more of a name than something I am capable of doing….	1.3855	0.05103	166	118	32	16
392	So,who would like to start and tell me why we were are here today?	1.3855	0.04897	179	127	35	17
393	Pretending he isn't in the room dosn't work.	1.3851	0.05468	148	106	27	15
394	I doubt that the couples therapy can move forward when one of you consistently behaves like an animal.	1.3851	0.05066	161	113	34	14
395	Actually, as a psychologist, I'm more used to discussing the elephant in the room.	1.3851	0.05143	161	114	32	15
396	So lets talk about this kidnapping to the top of the empire state building incident, does this make you feel objectified?	1.3851	0.05217	161	115	30	16
397	So Ms Goodall, what leads you to believe your husband is ignoring you?	1.3846	0.05036	169	120	33	16
398	Actually,I think the first thing we need to acknowledge the gigantic hole in the ceiling.	1.3846	0.05174	169	122	29	18
399	Mr and Mrs Kong, I'd like to welcome you to the witness protection program.	1.3846	0.05261	156	111	30	15
400	Any in-law issues?	1.3841	0.05304	151	107	30	14
401	To be honest, he's not actually in the room.	1.3837	0.04689	172	118	42	12
402	I see what you like about him. Next time he should wear pants.	1.3836	0.05339	159	115	27	17
403	Isn't it time we address the 800 lb Gorilla in the room?	1.3836	0.04788	159	108	41	10
404	How does it make you feel that Ann refuses to call you 'king' any longer?	1.3836	0.04952	159	110	37	12
405	Whatever you do, don't say b-a-n-a-n-a	1.3836	0.05167	146	101	34	11
406	Am I correct to assume you're still having trouble with the power dynamic?	1.3835	0.05088	133	89	37	7
407	I'm sitting in for the elephant.	1.3831	0.05388	154	111	27	16
408	I guess they will keep the T.V volume down now.	1.3827	0.04964	162	113	36	13
409	I keep telling him that size DOES matter!	1.3826	0.05181	149	104	33	12
410	Hold on a minute. Your husband flung what at you?	1.3824	0.05817	136	99	22	15
411	At times,we all have trouble fitting in.	1.3822	0.04742	157	106	42	9
412	When did you first realize you had grown apart?	1.3818	0.05120	165	118	31	16
413	So, what's the problem here?	1.3817	0.05882	131	95	22	14
414	So you met on a movie set…tell me more…	1.3817	0.05981	131	96	20	15
415	so,you say every time you enter a room,he grabs all the attention	1.3816	0.05275	152	108	30	14
416	When did you first start to feel your husband looks down on you?	1.3816	0.05107	152	106	34	12
417	This used to be Fay Wray's apartment.	1.3810	0.04762	168	116	40	12
418	Ann's perfectly capable of using the stairs. She doesn't need you to carry her up the side of the building.	1.3810	0.05317	147	104	30	13
419	At the shelter they said he would not get bigger than 40 lbs.	1.3810	0.05948	126	91	22	13
420	Besides the height, what attracted you to him?	1.3810	0.04762	147	98	42	7
421	He just went through the roof when I told him I didn’t want to be a mother.	1.3800	0.05153	150	105	33	12
422	When you said your husband was a gorilla, I was thinking more metaphorically…	1.3797	0.04968	158	110	36	12
423	This is more than just the gorilla in the room, dear.	1.3789	0.04902	161	112	37	12
424	What do you think he is telling the people upstairs?	1.3786	0.05596	140	101	25	14
425	Ann, your mother and I want to support your decision. And we like you, King. We do. We’re just worried about how you’ll do financially. And about Mothra.	1.3784	0.05287	148	105	30	13
426	I can appreciate your love for the arts, but city living isn't ideal for everyone.	1.3776	0.05418	143	102	28	13
427	And how does his destructive behavior make you feel?	1.3776	0.05326	143	101	30	12
428	Actually,there are some sexual issues	1.3768	0.05558	138	99	26	13
429	Ignore it.	1.3767	0.05156	146	102	33	11
430	Our time is up, but I feel we still have one more thing to address.	1.3759	0.05185	141	98	33	10
431	He’s not feeling seen.	1.3758	0.04658	165	113	42	10
432	And how does her screaming make you feel?	1.3750	0.05011	152	106	35	11
433	...little things you never noticed before begin to bug you.	1.3750	0.05296	144	102	30	12
434	No, YOU tell him he’s overstayed his welcome.	1.3750	0.05387	144	103	28	13
435	You didn’t have to bring him home, Faye!	1.3750	0.05564	144	105	24	15
436	No, he eventually got over losing to Godzilla; it’s this monkeypox thing that has him really embarrassed.	1.3750	0.05347	152	110	27	15
437	It's like his head is always somewhere else.	1.3750	0.04827	168	118	37	13
438	I don't care if you can sit wherever you want, you're paying for that couch.	1.3742	0.05155	163	118	29	16
439	The worst thing is when they play music upstairs and he starts tapping his foot.	1.3741	0.05801	139	103	20	16
440	I saw him on that building and asked if he wanted to discuss his anger issues in a session. I didn't think he'd actually come!	1.3740	0.06043	123	90	20	13
441	It certainly looks adequate from here.	1.3740	0.05702	123	87	26	10
442	Where do YOU think there is room for growth?	1.3740	0.05464	123	85	30	8
443	No--YOU tell him.	1.3735	0.04866	166	117	36	13
444	I'm tired of the monkey business	1.3733	0.05560	150	111	22	17
445	Well, according to the Republicans we simply have a mental health crisis.”	1.3733	0.05640	150	112	20	18
446	Whenever I talk to him, it feels like he's in another room.	1.3731	0.05770	134	98	22	14
447	I'm sorry John, but there's something I have to tell you.	1.3730	0.05826	126	91	23	12
448	When you call him a big fat ape, do you say that affectionately?	1.3725	0.05069	153	108	33	12
449	Stop feeding him.	1.3725	0.04718	153	104	41	8
450	I thought he came with you!	1.3725	0.05236	153	110	29	14
451	Glad to see you've moved on from the elephant in the room.	1.3718	0.05242	156	113	28	15
452	Our co-op only allows lesser primates.	1.3714	0.05301	140	99	30	11
453	I see you have a big chimp on your shoulder. Want to tell me what it’s about?	1.3709	0.04938	151	105	36	10
454	Let's begin by talking about the 800 pound gorilla in the room.	1.3704	0.05437	135	96	28	11
455	oh, about 3 or 4 sofas a month	1.3704	0.04707	162	112	40	10
456	Sooo, if you didn't take the elevator...?	1.3701	0.05679	127	91	25	11
457	Well, Ms. Wray, when you mentioned over the phone that this relationship had huge obstacles to overcome, I didn't quite appreciate the magnitude of the problems you are facing.	1.3699	0.05235	146	104	30	12
458	Things seem out of balance between you two.	1.3699	0.05052	146	102	34	10
459	I told him it was time to stop beating his chest and give couples’ therapy a try.	1.3697	0.05451	119	82	30	7
460	I have a bad feeling about our trip to New York.	1.3692	0.05138	130	89	34	7
461	He seems to feel that he's outgrown you.	1.3692	0.05583	130	93	26	11
462	Was there ever a time when you felt you saw eye-to-eye?	1.3692	0.05365	130	91	30	9
463	The elephant had another commitment, so he's filling in.	1.3681	0.05191	144	102	31	11
464	It seems like you're having trouble seeing eye-to-eye on things.	1.3677	0.04931	155	109	35	11
465	If I'm hearing you correctly, Mr. Kong, you're saying that you feel you've outgrown this relationship. Ms. Darrow, how does that make you feel?	1.3676	0.05504	136	98	26	12
466	He has to WANT to stop flinging his poop.	1.3673	0.05468	147	108	24	15
467	I’m so sorry, this monkey pox has some weird sudden symptoms	1.3672	0.05642	128	92	25	11
468	I guess we should go up stairs to say hello.	1.3671	0.04696	158	109	40	9
469	When I first brought him home, he was only 800 pounds.	1.3669	0.05017	139	96	35	8
470	Every time we come here he has a breakthrough.	1.3664	0.05441	131	93	28	10
471	Your making significant progress, you got the huge monkey off your back!	1.3662	0.05334	142	102	28	12
472	He’s shown growth but not in the way I anticipated.	1.3662	0.05239	142	101	30	11
473	I'm starting to understand why you feel his head isn't in the game.	1.3660	0.04885	153	107	36	10
474	What brings you in today?	1.3657	0.05354	134	95	29	10
475	When you said eight hundred pound gorilla...	1.3655	0.05162	145	103	31	11
476	Where did you and Mr. Kong meet?	1.3650	0.05663	137	101	22	14
477	Ten years in, everyday is not going to feel all empire state building and swooping planes.	1.3650	0.05167	137	96	32	9
478	So, Gloria, tell me more about your feelings of not being ‘seen’ in this relationship’”	1.3650	0.05470	137	99	26	12
479	So, what I am hearing is that screaming and swatting at biplanes isn’t getting to the root of the conflict.	1.3650	0.05371	137	98	28	11
480	May I ask about your love life?	1.3643	0.05496	129	92	27	10
481	Who’d have guessed that the elephant in the room would be an 800 pound gorilla?	1.3643	0.05090	140	98	33	9
482	I liked it better when there was an elephant in the room.	1.3643	0.05385	140	101	27	12
483	When we go see his mother, she likes to say, "You're quite the handful, aren't you?"	1.3636	0.05984	121	89	20	12
484	And what is it like when you don't feel seen?	1.3630	0.05132	146	104	31	11
485	Yes, I did ask you to bring back something from the Empire State Building, but, come on!	1.3630	0.05624	135	99	23	13
486	I sense that although you’re physically here your head may be somewhere else.	1.3630	0.05525	135	98	25	12
487	So, you feel you don't fit in?	1.3625	0.04649	160	111	40	9
488	He's just mad because I beat him at Donkey Kong.	1.3624	0.05489	149	111	22	16
489	I’m just tired of him talking down to me.	1.3624	0.05059	149	106	32	11
490	Looks like we're seeing some positive growth.	1.3617	0.04856	141	97	37	7
491	...and we thought the elephant in the room before was a problem.	1.3615	0.05005	130	89	35	6
492	Do you think your partner might be saying that he needs more space for himself in your relationship?	1.3613	0.05814	119	86	23	10
493	I would like to again reiterate that I do offer sessions over Zoom	1.3611	0.05541	144	107	22	15
494	At least there’s not an elephant in the room.	1.3609	0.05478	133	96	26	11
495	We need to discuss the elephant in the room.	1.3609	0.05373	133	95	28	10
496	When you said your husband called himself King, Mrs. Kong, I thought we would simply be dealing with allusions of grandeur.	1.3609	0.05682	133	98	22	13
497	He just refuses to evolve	1.3609	0.05045	133	92	34	7
498	I can never tell if he’s speaking to us or the Goldmans upstairs.	1.3597	0.05404	139	101	26	12
499	He can sit wherever he wants.	1.3597	0.05404	139	101	26	12
500	Why don't you tell him that moving back into his room now that he's graduated is not an option?	1.3595	0.05131	153	111	29	13
501	I think he’s outgrown the relationship	1.3592	0.05130	142	101	31	10
502	I guess the breeder wasn’t completely honest with us	1.3586	0.05332	145	106	26	13
503	It seems you don't see eye to eye on most things.	1.3583	0.05650	120	86	25	9
504	Are you telling me I’m not the father ?	1.3583	0.05773	120	87	23	10
505	When you said your relationship problems were big but I thought that was a metaphor.	1.3582	0.05339	134	96	28	10
506	I think we finally have a breakthrough.	1.3582	0.05014	134	93	34	7
507	I’d like to start by identifying some of the things you have in common…	1.3581	0.05164	148	107	29	12
508	And yet there are times in the relationship when you don’t FEEL like Queen Kong?	1.3577	0.05671	123	89	24	10
509	Gary, can we address the 150 pound woman in the room?	1.3577	0.05457	137	100	25	12
510	And he was the runt of the litter.	1.3576	0.05176	151	110	28	13
511	We should have gotten the sectional.	1.3576	0.05003	151	108	32	11
512	First a white elephant . . . now this!	1.3571	0.05574	126	91	25	10
513	So you say, every time you have a disagreement, he goes ape on you.	1.3571	0.05459	126	90	27	9
514	You told me that there was something we needed to discus. What is it?	1.3571	0.05466	140	103	24	13
515	Well I'm here to help you through this Fay	1.3566	0.05650	143	108	19	16
516	Now we're just waiting on the elephant.	1.3566	0.05195	143	103	29	11
517	He seems to have OUTGROWN this relationship.	1.3566	0.05906	129	97	18	14
518	I told you that noise in the attic was too loud to be a squirrel.	1.3566	0.05803	129	96	20	13
519	I don't care that he was a cute little thing and his mother abandoned him. Either he goes or I go.	1.3565	0.06321	115	87	15	13
520	I don't feel you were completely truthful in your online dating description	1.3559	0.05584	118	84	26	8
521	What seems to be the problem here?	1.3559	0.05584	118	84	26	8
522	He just... never wears pants	1.3556	0.05511	135	99	24	12
523	I think I preferred the elephant.	1.3554	0.05487	121	86	27	8
524	You know, he’s been growing on me	1.3554	0.05487	121	86	27	8
525	I'm trying to ignore it but, Lois, it's not like its an elephant!	1.3553	0.05062	152	110	30	12
526	As I informed you, regression therapy does have some significant side effects.	1.3548	0.05633	124	90	24	10
527	Can you at least tell him to close his legs?"	1.3546	0.05526	141	105	22	14
528	I think you are finally having a real breakthrough!	1.3546	0.04736	141	97	38	6
529	The problem is you're just not seeing eye to eye.	1.3546	0.05146	141	101	30	10
530	I suppose this means we have to talk.	1.3543	0.05537	127	92	25	10
531	Breakthroughs cost extra.	1.3538	0.05222	130	92	30	8
532	I think I prefer the elephant in the room.	1.3537	0.04998	147	105	32	10
533	I guess they can sit where they want.	1.3534	0.05140	133	94	31	8
534	Remember how cute he was when he followed us home from the zoo	1.3529	0.04861	153	109	34	10
535	Just because he doesn't take you up the Empire State Building any more doesn't mean he's stopped loving you.	1.3529	0.05202	153	113	26	14
536	Are you sure he's my kid?	1.3529	0.05545	119	85	26	8
537	I just wish she would see things from my perspective for a change	1.3525	0.04774	139	96	37	6
538	Interesting choice for a support animal.	1.3525	0.05193	139	100	29	10
539	You say he never listens?”	1.3525	0.05193	139	100	29	10
540	Linda, explain to me again how he’d function as your emotional support animal.	1.3520	0.05709	125	92	22	11
541	Let me guess. 800 pounds?	1.3519	0.05630	108	76	26	6
542	No...usually it's an elephant."	1.3517	0.04945	145	103	33	9
543	Margaret,how does that make you feel when George says he needs more space?	1.3517	0.05228	145	106	27	12
544	Always with the manspreading.	1.3516	0.05826	128	96	19	13
545	So, other than his leaving the toilet seat up, you have nothing you'd like to bring up in this session?	1.3511	0.05410	131	95	26	10
546	Couple's therapy isn't one-size-fits-all	1.3511	0.05410	131	95	26	10
547	Whether he is an elephant or not,we still need to address the fact that he is in the room.	1.3507	0.05217	134	96	29	9
548	Well for starters, his ego has grown out of control.	1.3504	0.05138	137	98	30	9
549	Before you go out with my daughter I would like to see your face!"	1.3496	0.05413	123	88	27	8
550	I'm sorry, but I don't think the solution is a bigger apartment.	1.3496	0.05413	123	88	27	8
551	When you feel comfortable, we can talk about the 8,000 pound gorilla in the room.	1.3494	0.04824	166	121	32	13
552	Are we going to talk about your wife or just not mention that she’s in the room?	1.3490	0.05296	149	111	24	14
553	At least we don’t have to worry about the elephant in the room any more.	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
554	I think you've had a breakthrough in your relationaship.	1.3488	0.05352	129	93	27	9
555	Congratulations, you’ve made a gargantuan breakthrough.	1.3486	0.05884	109	79	22	8
556	That's our office support gorilla. If you need to cuddle during your time he's here	1.3481	0.05185	135	97	29	9
557	Yes, it would be time to talk about the 800-pound gorilla in the room, but he's a little sensitive since he put on a few pounds during the pandemic.	1.3481	0.05291	135	98	27	10
558	And how do you feel when your husband drags you to the top of a skyscraper?	1.3481	0.05496	135	100	23	12
559	I just feel like he takes up all the space in our marriage.	1.3481	0.05077	135	96	31	8
560	Honey,meet my divorce lawyer	1.3478	0.05601	138	104	20	14
561	So, you got him off your back. Now what?	1.3475	0.04930	141	100	33	8
562	He used to make me feel like I was on top of the world	1.3471	0.05593	121	88	24	9
563	And what were your expectations for the marriage?	1.3471	0.05715	121	89	22	10
564	I'm going to have to charge you my group rate.	1.3468	0.05731	124	92	21	11
565	So, you really need to express to him how tired you are of trips to the Empire State Building.	1.3465	0.05742	127	95	20	12
566	Until he arrived we were talking about the elephant in the room.	1.3465	0.05632	127	94	22	11
567	It's like he is never in the same room with me even when he is sitting next to me.	1.3464	0.05272	153	115	23	15
568	He just grew so quickly…there was no time to remodel	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
569	The court has ordered him to pay alimony to you but damages to me.”	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
570	Your copay just doubled.	1.3459	0.05752	133	101	18	14
571	If you think this is weird, you should see what the couple upstairs is doing.	1.3459	0.05447	133	98	24	11
572	Your true soul primate ?	1.3459	0.05234	133	96	28	9
573	He should probably have his head examined.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
574	Are we really going to ignore the 80-ton gorilla in the room?	1.3456	0.05560	136	102	21	13
575	Maybe next time we try Zoom.	1.3456	0.04826	136	95	35	6
576	We really underestimated what they meant when they said there might be slight side effects.	1.3448	0.05214	145	107	26	12
577	Fay, we have to talk.	1.3448	0.05214	145	107	26	12
578	I've counseled many couples where the woman decides to marry someone wholly different from her father.	1.3448	0.05027	145	105	30	10
579	It was easier to ignore the elephant in the room.	1.3448	0.05305	145	108	24	13
580	In retrospect the elephant in the room was better.	1.3445	0.05778	119	88	21	10
581	Oh, you mean he literally gives you no room in your relationship.	1.3443	0.05554	122	89	24	9
582	If we are going to make any progress, you must admit there is a 115-pound woman in the room	1.3443	0.05793	122	91	20	11
583	It isn't exactly an elephant in the room.	1.3443	0.05175	122	86	30	6
584	I told him not to use that miracle hair growth formula.	1.3440	0.05460	125	91	25	9
585	Other than always sitting wherever he wants, what else about him troubles you, Mrs. Kong?	1.3440	0.05218	125	89	29	7
586	Pretty impressive for a figure of speech	1.3435	0.05171	131	94	29	8
587	It's lovely to finally meet you Mrs. Kong.	1.3435	0.05607	131	98	21	12
588	Was there anything in particular you wanted to discuss?	1.3433	0.05092	134	96	30	8
589	I just don't think we're seeing things eye-to-eye.	1.3429	0.05714	105	75	24	6
590	I think he needs some space.	1.3425	0.05091	146	107	28	11
591	So, the good news is your husband's excessive body hair is not abnormal.	1.3423	0.06204	111	84	16	11
592	Do you really want to bear his children?	1.3423	0.06070	111	83	18	10
593	Mr. Kong, you seem to have trouble making eye contact.	1.3419	0.05967	117	88	18	11
594	We struggle to see eye to eye	1.3419	0.06209	117	90	14	13
595	But we already signed the adoption papers.	1.3417	0.05976	120	91	17	12
596	I really don’t think the paternity test was accurate.	1.3417	0.05358	120	86	27	7
597	Me want divorce.	1.3417	0.05976	120	91	17	12
598	Alright, the steroids aren't helping.	1.3415	0.05141	123	87	30	6
599	There's a bigger issue here you don't seem to want to talk about.	1.3413	0.05305	126	91	27	8
600	There's nothing in the lease that says we can't have an emotional support animal	1.3411	0.05771	129	98	18	13
601	So, what is the problem exactly?	1.3409	0.04908	132	93	33	6
602	Sadly, we'll never know what Carl was about to say.	1.3409	0.05571	132	99	21	12
603	What brings you two in today?	1.3409	0.05025	132	94	31	7
604	Tell me Diane, exactly what did you expect when you married an 800-pound gorilla"	1.3407	0.04950	135	96	32	7
605	I think we can ignore it. It's not an elephant.	1.3406	0.05193	138	101	27	10
606	I just doubt that sitting in this guy's palm one time in the jungle means you're ready to share a flat.	1.3406	0.04878	138	98	33	7
607	I said let’s discuss the elephant in the room…	1.3404	0.05116	141	103	28	10
608	I just feel completely overshadowed when I’m with him.	1.3404	0.05016	141	102	30	9
609	But is ‘not eating someone’ really a sign of love?	1.3401	0.04969	147	107	30	10
610	She treats me like a monster, Doc.	1.3396	0.05978	106	78	20	8
611	Honestly, he can sleep anywhere he wants.	1.3396	0.05978	106	78	20	8
612	I don't think a big ego is his only problem.	1.3394	0.04425	165	117	40	8
613	Well, it was an experimental procedure...	1.3393	0.05888	112	83	20	9
614	Talk to me about your father.	1.3390	0.05674	118	87	22	9
615	It was much easier to ignore the elephant in the room.	1.3387	0.05713	124	93	20	11
616	So at first you were attracted to him because he seemed larger than life?	1.3385	0.05300	130	95	26	9
617	Are you sure you spelled, "Dating App," correctly?	1.3364	0.06364	110	85	13	12
618	And in therapy, we refer to this as the 'breakthrough	1.3363	0.05707	113	83	22	8
619	Ok, tell me, how exactly does she make you feel small?	1.3362	0.05604	116	85	23	8
620	Ah, Sylvia, now I understand what you meant when you said that the elephant in the room wasn't really the issue.	1.3361	0.05758	119	89	20	10
621	I hope he is paper-trained.	1.3361	0.05880	119	90	18	11
622	I just don’t know where his head’s at anymore.	1.3361	0.06000	119	91	16	12
623	I don’t know which is worse; the Andersons have to feed him, but we have to clean it up.	1.3361	0.05891	122	93	17	12
624	When was the last time you swept her off her feet?	1.3361	0.05535	122	90	23	9
625	They sure do grow up fast.	1.3361	0.05155	122	87	29	6
626	Why do you keep calling him your imaginary friend?	1.3360	0.05199	125	90	28	7
627	What I'm hearing is she feels you don't fit in her world anymore.	1.3360	0.04944	125	88	32	5
628	Well, they used to talk about "The elephant in the room" but apparently times have changed...	1.3357	0.05029	140	102	29	9
629	Why do you want a divorce, Mrs. Kong?	1.3357	0.05423	140	106	21	13
630	Why did we give away the elephant ? At least it fit in the room.	1.3357	0.04957	143	104	30	9
631	You had to tell him to sit up straight!	1.3356	0.04913	149	109	30	10
632	Oh, just ignore him; that's what everybody does.	1.3355	0.04845	152	111	31	10
633	I think it's time to talk about the you know what in the room.	1.3333	0.05043	135	98	29	8
634	First, it sounds like she wanted to travel more whereas you had a different interpretation of "catch a plane."	1.3333	0.05480	111	80	25	6
635	There are worse situations than being married to an introvert.	1.3333	0.04968	138	100	30	8
636	I’m glad we are at least meeting in the office this time and not on top of the building.	1.3333	0.04999	141	103	29	9
637	When you say your husband has changed, what do you mean?	1.3333	0.06091	99	73	19	7
638	The downstairs neighbors are in it much deeper	1.3333	0.05539	129	97	21	11
639	I gave the neighbor a heads-up.	1.3333	0.05664	114	84	22	8
640	I’ve brought along with me what you keep referring to as “A figment of my imagination”	1.3333	0.05883	108	80	20	8
641	Still trying to lose the girl, huh?	1.3333	0.06048	111	84	17	10
642	Normally it's the elephant in the room	1.3333	0.05734	108	79	22	7
643	Well, let's start with how and when you met.	1.3311	0.05018	148	110	27	11
644	Its too soon to call it perverted. Right now, lets just say its odd?	1.3309	0.05011	136	99	29	8
645	Coco, who is that 127 lb. caucasian woman in the room?`	1.3308	0.05307	133	99	24	10
646	It’s NOT an elephant, Eleanor!	1.3308	0.05307	133	99	24	10
647	You say you feel like you don't fit in; could you expand on that for me?	1.3306	0.05337	124	91	25	8
648	We need to talk about the gorilla in the room.	1.3306	0.05168	121	87	28	6
649	I can understand why you don't see eye to eye on some issues...	1.3306	0.05428	121	89	24	8
650	Stop ignoring him, Miriam; he’s not an elephant.	1.3306	0.05676	121	91	20	10
651	I am glad you convinced me to buy the duplex.	1.3304	0.05344	115	83	26	6
652	It's like his head is always someplace else.	1.3304	0.05439	112	81	25	6
653	Talk about a gorilla in our midst.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
654	Couple’s therapy can be difficult but I promise you the hardest part is getting your foot in the door.	1.3304	0.05135	112	79	29	4
655	It’s like we’re sitting right next to each other but his head is in another room!	1.3303	0.06393	109	85	12	12
656	Let’s forget about the elephant in the room for a moment.	1.3284	0.05583	134	103	18	13
657	When is a gorilla also an elephant?	1.3282	0.05247	131	97	25	9
658	I realize that it can be hard to acknowledge the problem.	1.3282	0.05358	131	98	23	10
659	I'm hearing at first he carried you off a building, but now he's driving you up a wall?	1.3282	0.05134	131	96	27	8
660	Your problem is very big.	1.3281	0.05096	128	93	28	7
661	Well, sexually we’ve always been compatible	1.3281	0.05446	128	96	22	10
662	Now Margaret, when you say 'compatibility issues' can you please elaborate?	1.3279	0.05514	122	91	22	9
663	I said 'We'd like to meet him' not 'Bring him home'."	1.3279	0.05636	122	92	20	10
664	So, give me an example of how you feel belittled.	1.3277	0.05612	119	89	21	9
665	Well, strictly speaking, the 800-pound gorilla is in the bedroom.	1.3276	0.05844	116	88	18	10
666	You couldn't have known. Society expects pants.	1.3276	0.05714	116	87	20	9
667	We can talk about him. He can’t hear us.	1.3274	0.05684	113	84	21	8
668	They told me he was full grown when I adopted him	1.3274	0.05821	113	85	19	9
669	gesundheit!”	1.3273	0.06073	110	84	16	10
670	And he has the nerve to complain about my hair clogging the shower.	1.3273	0.05646	110	81	22	7
671	I've gotten used to it. The people upstairs, not so much.	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
672	What a coincidence. I met my spouse at the top of the Empire State Building also."	1.3271	0.06197	107	82	15	10
673	I know, people call us shrinks, but that is a bit of a misnomer.	1.3271	0.05599	107	78	23	6
674	Have you tried role playing in the bedroom?"	1.3271	0.06053	107	81	17	9
675	Remember when we used to complain about the elephant in the room?	1.3269	0.05707	104	76	22	6
676	You've described how you felt being chained up and shot at by planes. Now let's listen to how she feels.	1.3269	0.06178	104	79	16	9
677	Sorry lady, that’s not what they mean by a shrink.	1.3264	0.05105	144	108	25	11
678	No glass ceilings for this guy.	1.3259	0.05239	135	101	24	10
679	Go with that feeling, Jill, that Ken here is a big, clumsy ape.	1.3258	0.05213	132	98	25	9
680	Okay,so it is an 800 pound gorilla,fine,but you are still frigid,Grace.	1.3256	0.05297	129	96	24	9
681	Ok. Now let's address the gorilla in the room.	1.3254	0.05384	126	94	23	9
682	Life was easier when the elephant was in the room.	1.3250	0.05696	120	91	19	10
683	I don't think the two of you are seeing eye to eye.	1.3250	0.05696	120	91	19	10
684	Okay, but when was the last time you climbed a building for HIM?	1.3250	0.05181	120	87	27	6
685	I am not the elephant in the room!	1.3248	0.04980	117	83	30	4
686	While I can understand certain aspects of why you would choose this gentleman over me, I must remind you that I do have a job and I am toilet trained. So…you know.	1.3248	0.05268	117	85	26	6
687	I'm sensing a power imbalance in your relationship.	1.3243	0.05302	111	80	26	5
688	Enough about emotional damage. Let’s talk physical damage.	1.3243	0.05602	111	82	22	7
689	Now it’s important that both partners feel they can take up space in a relationship, ok?	1.3241	0.04979	145	108	27	10
690	I can’t imagine how I caught monkey pox.	1.3241	0.05858	108	81	19	8
691	It's ok not to see eye to eye on everything.	1.3241	0.05397	108	78	25	5
692	Empire State Building? No problem whatsoever! Buy try asking him to climb up and clean the gutters…	1.3241	0.05555	108	79	23	6
693	It seems you two may not be on the same level.	1.3239	0.05052	142	106	26	10
694	OK, we've bought the upstairs unit too, now what?	1.3238	0.05820	105	78	20	7
695	So, you want to change your legal name to Queen Kong?	1.3238	0.06127	105	80	16	9
696	See Doc this is the problem; his head is aways some place else	1.3238	0.05496	105	76	24	5
697	Would you like a bigger chair?	1.3237	0.05228	139	105	23	11
698	When he says you're not the same woman he knew on your date at the Empire State Building, how does that make you feel?	1.3235	0.04882	136	99	30	7
699	Let's talk about one of those irreconcilable differences.	1.3235	0.05772	102	75	21	6
700	YOU'RE ADOPTED!	1.3233	0.05179	133	99	25	9
701	O just ignore him. He'll do anything to get attention	1.3233	0.04955	133	97	29	7
702	In order for this relationship to work, you need to be on each other's level.	1.3232	0.05712	99	72	22	5
703	So, Ms Wray. Is this your first time at marriage counselling?	1.3232	0.06062	99	74	18	7
704	Why do you feel you need space?	1.3231	0.05262	130	97	24	9
705	He didn't have a mask.	1.3229	0.06369	96	73	15	8
706	So, what brings you to couple's therapy today?	1.3228	0.05109	127	93	27	7
707	I'm not sure why you look so disappointed. You always hated that couch.	1.3226	0.05063	124	90	28	6
708	I prefer talking about the elephant!	1.3226	0.05191	124	91	26	7
709	Now that we've identified the elephant in the room!...	1.3226	0.06334	93	70	16	7
710	He's very protective and wanted to meet you in person.	1.3223	0.05277	121	89	25	7
711	For the next session, please use the service elevator...	1.3223	0.05532	121	91	21	9
712	Son, it’s time you learn how to take care of yourself.	1.3220	0.05757	118	90	18	10
713	My apologies I thought you meant a figurative 800-pound gorilla	1.3220	0.05367	118	87	24	7
714	See, doc! He’s never fully present.	1.3217	0.05461	115	85	23	7
715	So, I assume he sits anywhere he wants at home, too?	1.3217	0.05865	115	88	17	10
716	They grow up so fast.	1.3214	0.05413	112	82	24	6
717	We never talk any more.	1.3214	0.05262	112	81	26	5
718	Yes, I get that seeing eye-to-eye is a real problem.	1.3211	0.05812	109	82	19	8
719	This is one big misunderstanding - I can’t actually shrink him.	1.3211	0.06235	109	85	13	11
720	We never do anything exciting anymore.	1.3208	0.05615	106	78	22	6
721	I just feel like I've outgrown her.	1.3208	0.06076	106	81	16	9
722	Honestly, Jane, I'm not trying to minimize your concerns, but I think that you're overreacting to the situation.	1.3206	0.05338	131	99	22	10
723	Ms. Wray, Personally I think he's trying very hard.	1.3204	0.06048	103	78	17	8
724	I think we should start with your insurance information, Mrs. Kong."	1.3204	0.05556	103	75	23	5
725	I asked for an elephant!	1.3204	0.06048	103	78	17	8
726	OK, you win, let's talk about it.	1.3203	0.05075	128	94	27	7
727	You're saying it often feels like his head is somewhere else.	1.3200	0.05518	125	95	20	10
728	Don’t you think it’s time for him to find his own apartment?	1.3200	0.06010	100	75	18	7
729	Oh, when you said your husband is a big hairy ape I just assumed...	1.3200	0.05279	125	93	24	8
730	It's not like there's an elephant in the room.	1.3200	0.05634	125	96	18	11
731	Now that we have tackled the elephant in the room can we move on to the giant ape?	1.3194	0.04992	144	108	26	10
732	So it appears as if you two are not communicating on the same level...	1.3193	0.05193	119	87	26	6
733	The fertility doctor says the donor always remains anonymous.	1.3193	0.05715	119	91	18	10
734	Well, at least we have a breakthrough.	1.3193	0.04612	119	83	34	2
735	Every time I try to talk to him … it’s like, his head is in the clouds.	1.3190	0.05421	116	86	23	7
736	So Bob, how does it make you Feel when Tina calls you a big dumb ape?	1.3190	0.05557	116	87	21	8
737	No mom! I really am different!	1.3190	0.05691	116	88	19	9
738	Yes,I've heard the expression "the gorilla in the room".	1.3190	0.05691	116	88	19	9
739	And this makes you feel small?	1.3186	0.05223	113	82	26	5
740	I think we need to talk. A lot. "	1.3186	0.05373	113	83	24	6
741	Well, let's start with the obvious. You married a monster.	1.3186	0.05659	113	85	20	8
742	He used to take me places.	1.3186	0.05932	113	87	16	10
743	Every time I bring it up, he goes ape.	1.3182	0.05766	110	83	19	8
744	Will she be offended if I ask you how long your mother will be staying?	1.3182	0.05411	132	101	20	11
745	I thought we were going to talk about the elephant in the room?	1.3182	0.05193	132	99	24	9
746	I think that what Faye is trying to say here is that she would like more of the ‘Empire State building first date magic’ than the 50,000 pound gorilla	1.3178	0.05501	129	99	19	11
747	I suggest we begin by discussing any issues that seem obvious.	1.3178	0.05727	107	80	20	7
748	This is why I wanted to see a Shrink.	1.3178	0.05879	107	81	18	8
749	So tell me how long you’ve had this feeling of not fitting in	1.3178	0.05571	107	79	22	6
750	It's a figure of speech, John, I know you're only 700 pounds.	1.3178	0.05879	107	81	18	8
751	When a woman marries into royalty, a period of adjustment is to be expected.	1.3175	0.04995	126	92	28	6
752	And, as you can see, there are three bedrooms and two baths on the second floor.	1.3173	0.05677	104	77	21	6
753	I should have given you a head's up on the ceiling	1.3173	0.05840	104	78	19	7
754	In what ways do you feel like he overshadows you?	1.3167	0.05421	120	90	22	8
755	No, it's not an elephant, but I don't think we can ignore it.	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
756	Should we talk about the gorilla in the room?	1.3162	0.05777	117	90	17	10
757	First I want to say that you've both taken a positive step by coming to see me. Often, this type of whirlwind romance ends up with a hundred story fall, lots of regrets, no winners and blocked traffic.	1.3162	0.05648	117	89	19	9
758	We often struggle to see eye-to-eye.	1.3162	0.05242	117	86	25	6
759	You gonna mention it?	1.3158	0.05753	114	87	18	9
760	Just for once Can we not talk about the gorilla in the room?	1.3158	0.05616	114	86	20	8
761	Remember when we worried about the elephant in the room?	1.3158	0.06568	95	74	12	9
762	He just got fed up with everyone always talking about the “the elephant in the room.”	1.3158	0.05269	133	101	22	10
763	Perhaps we could meet in the park for our next session.	1.3158	0.05160	133	100	24	9
764	I believe the answer you are looking for is "anywhere it wants to".	1.3158	0.05476	114	85	22	7
765	In case you didn’t notice, I added a security deposit to my hourly rate.	1.3153	0.05274	111	81	25	5
766	When he sits around the house, he sits "around the house".......	1.3152	0.06359	92	70	15	7
767	Size Matters.	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
768	Why, for Heaven's sake, is he still searching for airplanes?	1.3148	0.05527	108	80	22	6
769	He used to be the 300 lb gorilla in the room, but then that specialty donut shop opened up next door...	1.3148	0.05527	108	80	22	6
770	The elephant in the room got bored and moved out.	1.3148	0.05978	108	83	16	9
771	You said he was a monster and I see what you mean.	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
772	He hasn’t taken me anywhere since the Empire State Building.	1.3145	0.05767	124	97	15	12
773	I thought we were focussing on the elephant?	1.3145	0.05416	124	94	21	9
774	But, can you & Fay ever be happy ?	1.3143	0.05631	105	78	21	6
775	Imagine what the upstairs neighbors are facing.	1.3143	0.05296	105	76	25	4
776	It isn’t his oversized Id I have a problem with Doctor.	1.3140	0.05633	121	93	18	10
777	It sounds like you're having a hard time seeing eye to eye.	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
778	I was used to the elephant in the room.	1.3140	0.04984	121	88	28	5
779	Sir, I'm not here to take sides, but I think "battered husband" may be a bit of an overstatement.	1.3140	0.05253	121	90	24	7
780	Okay. Then what DO you want to talk about?	1.3136	0.05064	118	86	27	5
781	Frankly, I’m not sure where his head is at.	1.3136	0.05476	118	89	21	8
782	The truth is that she doesn't fit in anywhere.	1.3133	0.05106	150	116	21	13
783	No. No Elephant up here either.	1.3131	0.06200	99	76	15	8
784	Of course. Traditional marriage isn't for everyone.	1.3130	0.05841	115	89	16	10
785	I doubt the CoOp Board is going to approve our new pet.	1.3130	0.05574	115	87	20	8
786	For this scene, we need a bit more shock and surprise...	1.3130	0.05574	115	87	20	8
787	So, what are the neighbours watching?	1.3130	0.05709	115	88	18	9
788	Our relationship? I think it's fine; why do you ask?	1.3125	0.05981	96	72	18	6
789	And we thought the elephant was a problem.	1.3125	0.05386	112	83	23	6
790	I'm guessing we may be signing up for Ancestry.com	1.3119	0.05785	109	83	18	8
791	Honestly, I think your head is in the wrong place on this one.	1.3119	0.05326	109	80	24	5
792	Well, at least it’s off your back.	1.3119	0.05785	109	83	18	8
793	I understand you feel you need more space.	1.3119	0.05326	109	80	24	5
794	He's had his eye on the woman living above us for quite some time.	1.3115	0.04811	122	88	30	4
795	You don't see eye-to-eye.	1.3115	0.05216	122	91	24	7
796	This is not what I had in mind when I suggested you try to be the bigger person.	1.3115	0.05470	122	93	20	9
797	Unfortunately, I'm not that kind of 'Shrink'.	1.3113	0.05586	106	79	21	6
798	He's too focused on fitness.	1.3113	0.05423	106	78	23	5
799	I see their order from Amazon Primate arrived.	1.3109	0.05303	119	89	23	7
800	But I liked the elephant.	1.3109	0.05303	119	89	23	7
801	His head is always in the clouds…	1.3109	0.05028	119	87	27	5
802	It's not the airplanes that kill you, Mr. Kong	1.3109	0.05303	119	89	23	7
803	When he swept me off my feet and proposed at the top of The Empire State building I thought he’d make a perfect husband.	1.3107	0.05524	103	76	22	5
804	I thought it was just a figure-of-speech when you said your husband was an ape, Mrs. Chadwick.	1.3107	0.06175	103	80	14	9
805	Stop treating me like I don’t exist.	1.3103	0.06185	87	65	17	5
806	I can now see why you’re upset that he won’t wear pants.	1.3103	0.05395	116	87	22	7
807	We’ve taken care of the elephant in the room, but it seems there’s a new problem.	1.3103	0.05254	116	86	24	6
808	yeah, well every time I acknowledge him he carries me up the Empire State Building	1.3103	0.05666	116	89	18	9
809	The elephant won't come up the stairs.	1.3101	0.05481	129	100	18	11
810	Our next session will be via Zoom.	1.3100	0.05631	100	74	21	5
811	Good news, Dear. The elephant is no longer in the room.	1.3100	0.06308	100	78	13	9
812	The dealership replaced him with an inflatable...	1.3097	0.05195	113	83	25	5
813	But what about the children?	1.3097	0.05907	113	88	15	10
814	We took the first floor apartment because it turns out he is afraid of heights.	1.3097	0.05633	113	86	19	8
815	Did you have to sit on the remote ?	1.3095	0.04572	126	90	33	3
816	As you may recall, I said other issues might pop up after we addressed the elephant.	1.3095	0.04972	126	93	27	6
817	Is it possible that the fact that you feel he is not listening is because of the distance between you?	1.3095	0.04972	126	93	27	6
818	Honey, I told you that living near the Empire State Building had its drawbacks.	1.3095	0.04842	126	92	29	5
819	At least the sky’s the limit!	1.3093	0.06280	97	75	14	8
820	Even now, I don't feel like he's fully present	1.3093	0.06106	97	74	16	7
821	Well it's not like there's an elephant in the room.	1.3091	0.05739	110	84	18	8
822	Of course she’s tired of always being the human in the room.	1.3091	0.05592	110	83	20	7
823	That’s quite the imaginary friend you’ve got there	1.3091	0.05592	110	83	20	7
824	I just wish you had asked me first before telling your mother she could stay with us.	1.3089	0.05431	123	94	20	9
825	I know at work he is King Kong, but at home can’t he just be Jimmy Kong?	1.3089	0.05552	123	95	18	10
826	He takes up all the room in the relationship.	1.3088	0.05061	136	103	24	9
827	Can we discuss the gorilla in the room.	1.3085	0.05863	94	70	19	5
828	The elephant called in sick at the last moment.	1.3085	0.06241	94	72	15	7
829	Can we agree the gorilla in the room is the gorilla in the room?	1.3084	0.05851	107	82	17	8
830	They just grow up so fast…	1.3084	0.05541	107	80	21	6
831	I don’t think ‘ignoring the elephant in the room’ is quite the right expression here.	1.3084	0.05698	107	81	19	7
832	I do offer remote sessions, if you’d be more comfortable with that.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
833	But first I was hoping we could address the elephant in the room.	1.3083	0.05565	133	105	15	13
834	How long after that first date at the Empire State Building did things start to unravel?	1.3077	0.05073	117	86	26	5
835	Usually with most people this is metaphorical.	1.3077	0.05624	117	90	18	9
836	It is just hard to be in the same room with you sometimes.	1.3077	0.05624	117	90	18	9
837	Okay, so we’ve made great progress on the elephant in the room…	1.3077	0.05810	104	79	18	7
838	Perhaps our next session should be on the roof?	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
839	Aside from a willingness to relocate, what can you offer my daughter?	1.3070	0.05727	114	88	17	9
840	I feel like we’ve made a breakthrough.	1.3070	0.05449	114	86	21	7
841	We can’t even sit down in the same room together anymore	1.3070	0.05861	114	89	15	10
842	He's visiting the elephant in the other room.	1.3069	0.06253	101	79	13	9
843	I feel as if you outgrew me.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
844	So you’ve been saying you feel like you don’t fit in?	1.3063	0.05399	111	83	22	6
845	Clearly it’s separation anxiety, Fay…	1.3063	0.05548	111	84	20	7
846	Okay, I think it’s time we addressed the gorilla in the room	1.3063	0.05245	111	82	24	5
847	Sometimes it feels like we're on different wavelengths	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
848	I guess we'll have room for the giraffes now."	1.3061	0.05506	98	72	22	4
849	So this is the 800 pound gorilla I've heard about?	1.3060	0.05106	134	102	23	9
850	It was then that Dr. Lichtenstein realized what Barbara had been trying to say when she told him her husband was a “real animal”.	1.3058	0.05358	121	92	21	8
851	It's like he has his head in the clouds.	1.3058	0.04817	121	88	29	4
852	Now do you understand why I said we should have bought the A-Frame ?	1.3056	0.05497	108	81	21	6
853	So, your love life has never been better?	1.3056	0.05652	108	82	19	7
854	I think the artist added a zero when I referenced the 500 pound gorilla in the room.	1.3056	0.05652	108	82	19	7
855	It just feels like she always gets to be ‘Beauty’”	1.3056	0.06094	108	85	13	10
856	I can see why he is driving you bananas.	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
857	We’re not going to get anywhere if we can’t look each other in the eyes.	1.3051	0.05316	118	89	22	7
858	Let’s talk about boundaries.	1.3048	0.05434	105	78	22	5
859	Don't you think he's outgrown the house?	1.3048	0.05600	105	79	20	6
860	George, your mother and I have something very difficult to tell you. ...Your sister was adopted.	1.3043	0.06132	92	70	16	6
861	Are you sure there’s nothing else on your mind?	1.3043	0.05408	115	87	21	7
862	Last week we were talking about the Elephant.	1.3040	0.05233	125	95	22	8
863	Do I have to say it?	1.3039	0.06040	102	79	15	8
864	He needs some space.	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
865	Shall we start by addressing the gorilla in the room?	1.3039	0.05877	102	78	17	7
866	When you described your husband as ‘ogre with his head in the clouds’ I assumed you were being metaphorical.	1.3037	0.05286	135	105	19	11
867	Do you understand how she feels she can’t be in the same room as you?	1.3036	0.05649	112	86	18	8
868	He sits anywhere he wants.	1.3036	0.05048	112	82	26	4
869	So, where should we begin?	1.3036	0.05649	112	86	18	8
870	Timmy can be rambunctious and I'm sorry he sat on your husband.	1.3034	0.06856	89	71	9	9
871	You see, size DOES matter.	1.3033	0.05320	122	93	21	8
872	Are we going to talk about the 100lb woman in the room?	1.3030	0.06650	99	80	8	11
873	You’ve got to quit monkeying around, and get your head into this relationship.	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
874	He’s just plane crazy.	1.3028	0.05756	109	84	17	8
875	We warned you about the drawbacks of an interspecies marriage.	1.3028	0.06044	109	86	13	10
876	It's not me. It's him.	1.3028	0.05756	109	84	17	8
877	I just think your mom would be more comfortable in her own place.	1.3028	0.05902	109	85	15	9
878	He promised his climbing days were over,but where do I find him the other day?… on top of the Chrysler Building.	1.3028	0.06044	109	86	13	10
879	We’d love to keep him, but the vet bills are through the roof.	1.3023	0.05980	86	64	18	4
880	What's bringing you in for couple counseling?	1.3023	0.06631	86	67	12	7
881	He ate my mother.	1.3023	0.06834	86	68	10	8
882	Since we've addressed the elephant in the room can we move on to something more pressing.	1.3022	0.04966	139	106	24	9
883	Well, now that we're seated, we can talk.	1.3021	0.05364	96	70	23	3
884	The elephant matched the furniture better.	1.3019	0.05555	106	80	20	6
885	Oh! So that’s why I wasn’t supposed to say 'bananas'.	1.3019	0.06020	106	83	14	9
886	At least the elephant fit in the room	1.3017	0.05226	116	87	23	6
887	“Is it really necessary for him to manspread also?	1.3017	0.05368	116	88	21	7
888	Gary, Linda and I, while you can't see it, we ARE addressing you!	1.3016	0.05197	126	96	22	8
889	Very well Mrs. Goodall…what seems to be the problem…?	1.3012	0.06800	83	65	11	7
890	Can you see it, too?	1.3011	0.06448	93	73	12	8
891	What do you think his body language is telling us Mary?	1.3011	0.05879	93	70	18	5
892	My advice : less kidnappings, more flowers.	1.3010	0.05827	103	79	17	7
893	Now that he's in the room, I'd say he weighs more than 800 pounds.	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
894	I think it is time to address the gorilla in the room.	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
895	And what did you think an 'open marriage' was	1.3009	0.05745	113	88	16	9
896	Of course your friend can stay here for a couple of weeks. Why would I think otherwise?	1.3009	0.04850	113	82	28	3
897	Given the circumstances, we thought a shrink could do us good	1.3009	0.05745	113	88	16	9
898	I'll never confuse the elephant and gorilla metaphors again!	1.3008	0.05529	123	96	17	10
899	I hear you saying he does whatever he wants.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
900	We should see if the Jones’s are okay	1.3000	0.05774	100	76	18	6
901	You can't expect a king size bed to solve all your problems.	1.3000	0.05093	110	81	25	4
902	Maybe we should conduct our sessions outside.	1.3000	0.05093	110	81	25	4
903	Since we last met, anything different?	1.3000	0.06211	90	69	15	6
904	What I’m hearing is you feel you’re doing all the heavy lifting.	1.3000	0.05711	110	85	17	8
905	Mind if we switch to virtual sessions?	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
906	Am I imagining it, Emily, or have you become a bit distant since my Uncle Harry moved in?	1.3000	0.05774	100	76	18	6
907	You can’t hide here. Are those biplanes out there looking for you?	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
908	The way I see it, it's not an elephant, so we don't have to address it.	1.3000	0.05855	110	86	15	9
909	Could you at least pay your half of the rent?	1.3000	0.05711	110	85	17	8
910	Ann, tell Kong how you feel when he carries you up a tall building against your will.	1.3000	0.05749	120	95	14	11
911	We used to be so close but now it just feels like we’re two different species	1.3000	0.05254	110	82	23	5
912	All right, what DO you want to discuss?	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
913	I see that you two are having a hard time seeing eye to eye	1.2991	0.05188	117	88	23	6
914	I think you've outgrown couples therapy.	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
915	Are we just going to ignore the gorilla in the room?	1.2991	0.05347	107	80	22	5
916	So...George, Edith tells me she believes your ego is out of control--what do you think?	1.2991	0.05347	107	80	22	5
917	Were you thinking of a Mani or Pedi?	1.2991	0.05347	107	80	22	5
918	I should have mentioned that we could have met on zoom.	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
919	I thought you invited him	1.2990	0.05892	97	74	17	6
920	May I call you Fay or do you prefer Mrs. Kong?	1.2990	0.05892	97	74	17	6
921	He just doesn't fit in ANYWHERE!!!	1.2984	0.05489	124	97	17	10
922	I think that since he's not actually IN the room, we can indeed ignore him.	1.2982	0.05563	114	88	18	8
923	No elephant was available?	1.2982	0.05563	114	88	18	8
924	Let's talk about the elephant that's not in the room.	1.2982	0.05421	114	87	20	7
925	We probably should have gone with the pet door.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
926	Lots of first dates are exciting. Marriage takes work.	1.2981	0.05778	104	80	17	7
927	I’m not that kind of shrink.	1.2981	0.05271	104	77	23	4
928	We won’t get anywhere if you hide your feelings like this Mr. Kong.	1.2981	0.05445	104	78	21	5
929	You said he was primal?	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
930	So tell me, why do you think the little woman is unhappy?	1.2979	0.05825	94	71	18	5
931	I always thought the four hundred pound gorilla in the room was metaphorical.	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
932	I continue to be puzzled why you won't agree to a paternity test.	1.2973	0.04889	111	81	27	3
933	Is he like this all the time?	1.2973	0.06084	111	89	11	11
934	Yes, I can see you have big problems that are through the roof. Do we want to start with how you met?	1.2973	0.05368	111	84	21	6
935	Apparently, size does matter...	1.2973	0.04889	111	81	27	3
936	So you say your husband is a bit too dominant?	1.2973	0.05519	111	85	19	7
937	I liked it better with the elephant in the room.	1.2970	0.05894	101	78	16	7
938	When we first met we were on top of the world.	1.2970	0.05724	101	77	18	6
939	So how long has it been since you and your husband have had difficulty seeing eye-to-eye, Mrs. Kong?	1.2970	0.06060	101	79	14	8
940	The elephant in the room? Can’t we agree on anything?	1.2970	0.06060	101	79	14	8
941	Can't you see it?	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
942	Size matters, of course, but down the road you're going to realize there's other things that matter, too.	1.2967	0.06347	91	71	13	7
943	You're asking a lot from a shrink.”	1.2967	0.06536	91	72	11	8
944	We’re new to the area and he’s having a hard time fitting in.	1.2963	0.05773	108	84	16	8
945	'Every time I try to talk to him, he turns into a giant gorilla'	1.2963	0.05773	108	84	16	8
946	He just always has to be the center of attention!	1.2963	0.05465	108	82	20	6
947	So, Mrs. Kong, tell me more about how you and King aren’t seeing eye to eye.	1.2963	0.05305	108	81	22	5
948	Normally in these sessions, it's the elephant in the room that's the problem.	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
949	Can you believe the other day he complained about MY hair in the shower?	1.2957	0.05236	115	87	22	6
950	You're looking for help from a shrink?	1.2955	0.06293	88	68	14	6
951	Why don't we begin by addressing the gorilla in the room?	1.2951	0.05165	122	93	22	7
952	The pet store DID tell us he was home-sick and overweight!	1.2951	0.04895	122	91	26	5
953	I'm fine with not mentioning him if you are.	1.2947	0.06327	95	75	12	8
954	This is what happens when you ignore him!	1.2947	0.06147	95	74	14	7
955	Have you experienced other problems with size?	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
956	Let’s hope it doesn’t rain.	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
957	And will you be raising the children Jewish?	1.2941	0.06167	102	81	12	9
958	Well what kinds of problems did you expect?	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
959	Well at least it's not the elephant in the room!	1.2941	0.05843	102	79	16	7
960	Soooo, how far back in your ancestory did you want to go?	1.2941	0.05675	102	78	18	6
961	And you wanted to downsize.	1.2936	0.05873	109	86	14	9
962	So, Fay, does he always need to sit where he can see the Empire State Building?	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
963	I wish you had come to me sooner.	1.2935	0.06473	92	73	11	8
964	You're not 'bananas.' We don't use that word here.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
965	Better than the elephant in the room	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
966	I just feel like I always have to be the bigger person	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
967	What do you mean, "We have to talk about this?" Talk about what?	1.2931	0.05197	116	88	22	6
968	So, lets talk about your trip to the top of the Empire State Building	1.2931	0.05340	116	89	20	7
969	Before you said that size does not matter!	1.2931	0.05745	116	92	14	10
970	He's growing up fast.	1.2929	0.05227	99	73	23	3
971	And you can't overlook the age difference.	1.2925	0.05522	106	81	19	6
972	How long have you two been carrying on behind my back?	1.2925	0.05682	106	82	17	7
973	Blue chewable kid's vitamins? Those were my steroid pills.	1.2925	0.05838	106	83	15	8
974	Interesting, even the 800 lbs gorilla is subject to inflation.	1.2925	0.05682	106	82	17	7
975	I thought you said prime rates are through the roof.	1.2925	0.05990	106	84	13	9
976	Well to be fair you two only just met	1.2925	0.05356	106	80	21	5
977	Miss the elephant now?	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
978	The ad said he only weighed 800 pounds.	1.2923	0.05057	130	100	22	8
979	I am not sure that therapy is the best way to prevent him to hit the ceiling when he doesn't get what he wants.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
980	So, Mr. Kong, do you think you're finally ready to talk about the woman in the room.	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
981	Do you feel fat-shamed when she calls you the 500 pound gorilla in the room?	1.2920	0.05577	113	88	17	8
982	Well, at least he dropped that screechy blonde.	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
983	I think it would be safer if we addressed the 100 pound wife in the room.	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
984	I agree, actually I will agree with anything you say.	1.2917	0.05212	120	92	21	7
985	Now that we’ve taken care of the elephant…	1.2917	0.04936	120	90	25	5
986	Leonard, I feel like you're not all here.	1.2913	0.05627	103	79	18	6
987	Maybe it was never Kong you were attracted to, maybe it was just the danger	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
988	Have you tried role playing?	1.2909	0.05532	110	85	18	7
989	We’re trying therapy because we can never meet eye to eye.	1.2909	0.05222	110	83	22	5
990	Can we talk about the gorilla in the room?	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
991	Just getting him here is a start.	1.2903	0.05203	93	68	23	2
992	That's just it. He always sits wherever he wants to.	1.2900	0.05911	100	78	15	7
993	The elephant is on vacation this week.	1.2900	0.06243	100	80	11	9
994	You have to grow as a person.	1.2897	0.05313	107	81	21	5
995	Yes, you’re here but, your clearly not present.	1.2897	0.05790	107	84	15	8
996	There's just no sense of adventure anymore, I can't even remember the last time we visited the Empire State Building	1.2897	0.05790	107	84	15	8
997	I didn't think he would take me literally when I asked him to "Drop by!"	1.2897	0.05940	107	85	13	9
998	So you're saying you want the chimp years back.	1.2897	0.05477	107	82	19	6
999	Well..he’d be a huge help at home if I needed helicopters swatted out of the sky.	1.2897	0.04970	107	79	25	3
1000	Honestly, I think you’re in over your head with this relationship	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
1001	I know you believe that he’s committed to the relationship, but I think he may be looking around”	1.2895	0.05392	114	88	19	7
1002	I had a bad feeling when I saw him climbing up the side of the building.	1.2893	0.05174	121	93	21	7
1003	As long as he's not climbing The Empire State Building, then liability insurance will cover property damage and any potential injuries.	1.2887	0.05475	97	73	20	4
1004	We’re going to stick with the gecko.	1.2887	0.06035	97	76	14	7
1005	And for sure he's potty trained, right?	1.2887	0.05855	97	75	16	6
1006	We were expecting an Elephant in the room!	1.2885	0.05905	104	82	14	8
1007	It is not always “what King Kong wants, King Kong gets”. Let’s find a happy compromise.	1.2885	0.05409	104	79	20	5
1008	I really think it’s time we have the talk.	1.2885	0.05744	104	81	16	7
1009	Well... he is clearly not imaginary...	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1010	Stop saying I’m ignoring the elephant in the room!	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
1011	He's very popular on the second floor.	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
1012	He knows I don't like heights, but he insists on us scaling every building he sees	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1013	Are we going to talk about the gorilla in the room?	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
1014	I miss the elephant.	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1015	So when you said a 10k pound gorilla, we’re gonna need a bigger room	1.2872	0.06167	94	74	13	7
1016	I think it’s time we mention the gorilla in the room	1.2871	0.06026	101	80	13	8
1017	We want to start a family.	1.2871	0.06346	101	82	9	10
1018	plenty of teenagers experiment with bananas	1.2871	0.05688	101	78	17	6
1019	I bet they regret complaining about the giraffe.	1.2870	0.05742	108	85	15	8
1020	So, people made fun of your small hands and you closed your eyes and made a wish. What happened after that?	1.2870	0.05432	108	83	19	6
1021	We need to address the gorilla in the room if we are to move forward.	1.2870	0.05350	115	89	19	7
1022	Use bug spray instead of stamping next time.	1.2870	0.05206	115	88	21	6
1023	Let's now talk about the 800-pound gorilla in the rooms.	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
1024	Today, Diane, I’d like to focus exclusively on you.	1.2869	0.05267	122	95	19	8
1025	It’s seems evident your primate has reach his limit.	1.2857	0.06110	91	71	14	6
1026	That's what I hate about this building: the neighbor's issues always seem to land in your lap eventually.	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1027	I expected an elephant.	1.2857	0.05445	112	87	18	7
1028	Can you recall a specific occasion where you felt that you didn't fit in?	1.2857	0.05427	98	74	20	4
1029	So you never once suspected that he might be a homewrecker?	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1030	Yes, he’s gotten bigger, but who hasn’t?	1.2857	0.05356	119	93	18	8
1031	But it’s not an elephant in the room.	1.2857	0.06306	91	72	12	7
1032	But if I recall, it was YOUR idea for your husband to start testosterone treatments.	1.2857	0.05802	98	76	16	6
1033	In order for the divorce to go through, both parties must be visibly present	1.2857	0.05445	112	87	18	7
1034	Fay, of course he expects to be King of the castle.	1.2857	0.06110	91	71	14	6
1035	As you know, Fay, skyscraper living has its challenges.	1.2857	0.05445	112	87	18	7
1036	At least we already addressed the elephant in the room.	1.2857	0.05591	112	88	16	8
1037	some problems are just too big to be solved in a single session, you'll have to come back	1.2844	0.05064	109	82	23	4
1038	Okay,we can ignore it for one more session.	1.2844	0.05695	109	86	15	8
1039	On the contrary, I find it a wonderful conversation starter.	1.2844	0.05544	109	85	17	7
1040	She says I constantly hurt her ceilings.	1.2844	0.05544	109	85	17	7
1041	"Please remind him that 'drop in' is just a figure of speech."	1.2844	0.05544	109	85	17	7
1042	I miss the elephant that used to sit there.	1.2843	0.05808	102	80	15	7
1043	The problem is, Doctor, he thinks he’s an elephant !	1.2843	0.05639	102	79	17	6
1044	So you're saying you always have to be the big one in the relationship?	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1045	We can’t seem to see eye to eye.	1.2843	0.06133	102	82	11	9
1046	Now the 800 lb. gorilla is in their room too!	1.2843	0.05808	102	80	15	7
1047	And that's the difference between an idiom and a metaphor.	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
1048	I would be more than happy to come to your place for our sessions in the future.	1.2833	0.05183	120	93	20	7
1049	Have you seen the remote?	1.2830	0.05648	106	83	16	7
1050	It’s fairly common for couples to quarrel over not cleaning out the hair from the shower drain.	1.2830	0.05648	106	83	16	7
1051	It seems as if we've made a breakthrough of sorts.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1052	Think this is worse than having an elephant in the room?	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1053	I can see my treehouse from here.	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
1054	When did you first notice you were growing apart?	1.2828	0.05380	99	75	20	4
1055	I’m concerned you’re not in the right headspace for this discussion.	1.2828	0.05750	99	77	16	6
1056	Well, at least it isn't an elephant.	1.2828	0.05185	99	74	22	3
1057	I guess I'm just tired of living in his shadow.	1.2826	0.05850	92	71	16	5
1058	This is the first time I've used the word "breakthrough" literally.	1.2826	0.05850	92	71	16	5
1059	What I am hearing you say, Joe, is that you sometimes feel pressure to be "Mighty" when just fitting in would make you happy?	1.2826	0.06245	92	73	12	7
1060	Kong, we need to discuss the 800 pound gorilla in the room.	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
1061	I sense that one of you feels caged in, while the other is being dragged along.	1.2826	0.05642	92	70	18	4
1062	But how often do we really need a jar of spaghetti sauce opened?	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
1063	What ever happened to the Elephant in the room?	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
1064	Don't look at me, you wanted to adopt.	1.2824	0.06821	85	69	8	8
1065	Look I’m sorry but I wasn’t body shaming, elephant in the room is a term we use in our business to describe an obvious issue at hand.	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1066	I think having the both of you sitting on the same couch is a good start.	1.2821	0.05741	78	58	18	2
1067	Next time please call before you drop by.	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1068	Marilyn, it's obvious that the emotional support giant gorilla just isn't working out for you.	1.2816	0.05758	103	81	15	7
1069	After the elephant left the room, Madge and Timothy patiently followed their evolution.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1070	No, I never saw that movie.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1071	But Fay, you knew all this when you married him!	1.2810	0.05146	121	94	20	7
1072	Can we go just back to the time when we only had an elephant in the room?	1.2809	0.06187	89	70	13	6
1073	So, you feel you've grown apart.	1.2804	0.05442	107	83	18	6
1074	You can't keep your head stuck in the clouds	1.2804	0.05757	107	85	14	8
1075	I wouldn’t say anything. You know how temperamental he can be.	1.2804	0.05277	107	82	20	5
1076	Why, no, Mrs Roe, there’s no elephant in the room.	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
1077	OK, we can keep him, but I'm going to need a yellow hat.	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
1078	I told him not to take the fourth booster	1.2796	0.05993	93	73	14	6
1079	Seeing eye to eye is actually a metaphor.	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1080	Remind me, how did you two meet?	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1081	Men are primal and look for more space.	1.2788	0.05372	104	80	19	5
1082	He won my heart when he took me to the top of the Empire State Building. The view was magnificent.	1.2788	0.05372	104	80	19	5
1083	He was so tiny and cute as a baby.	1.2788	0.05372	104	80	19	5
1084	I will no longer charge extra for house calls.	1.2788	0.05543	104	81	17	6
1085	The problem is his mother.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1086	I really think we need to address the elephant in the room.	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
1087	We, like the people upstairs, have to acknowledge the gorilla in the room.	1.2784	0.05627	97	75	17	5
1088	I still don’t know how you can ignore the gorilla in the room.	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1089	I think I know why you don't feel 'heard'.	1.2784	0.05231	97	73	21	3
1090	I’d like to revisit your earlier statement when you said, “Size doesn’t matter”. Can you explain that in more detail Jane?	1.2784	0.05627	97	75	17	5
1091	I may be going out on a limb here but I don’t think the two of you see eye to eye.	1.2783	0.05024	115	88	22	5
1092	So ... He doesn't help around the house?!	1.2783	0.05461	115	91	16	8
1093	I talked him down	1.2778	0.04994	126	98	21	7
1094	I don't take drop ins	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1095	We need to be more careful with your diet.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1096	It just feels like he barely even sees me	1.2778	0.06326	90	72	11	7
1097	I hate it when your mother just drops in.	1.2778	0.05859	108	87	12	9
1098	This is why apartments are so cheap this close to the Empire State Building!	1.2772	0.05990	101	81	12	8
1099	Ask him to stand up. I'd love to have a triplex!	1.2772	0.05650	101	79	16	6
1100	Every sink is clogged, doc! Don't even get me started about the toilet seat!	1.2772	0.05822	101	80	14	7
1101	I see you find it hard to be in the same room together.	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
1102	He's not the man I married.	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
1103	Where does an eight ton gorilla usually sit?	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
1104	How long will your brother be staying with us?	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
1105	In this case, a banana is just a banana.	1.2771	0.06708	83	67	9	7
1106	You could have told me you were seeing someone.	1.2768	0.05262	112	87	19	6
1107	Well, it's better than burying your head in the sand.	1.2768	0.05262	112	87	19	6
1108	Normally I don't allow drop-ins...	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
1109	The super said he should be gone by next week	1.2768	0.04781	112	84	25	3
1110	Ok, Yes, I believe you now!!	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
1111	We are just not able see eye to eye.	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1112	And you didn't know this when you married him?	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
1113	So, visiting the Empire State Building is a deal breaker?	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
1114	I'm sensing an imbalance of power in the relationship.	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1115	He ate the elephant in the room	1.2763	0.06908	76	61	9	6
1116	Kong can you see our food delivery coming? They’re sooo late.	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1117	Mary, what traits of your husband makes you think of him as a "Big Gorilla" ?	1.2762	0.05820	105	84	13	8
1118	Yes, but we were supposed to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1119	Why does he get to watch whatever he wants?	1.2762	0.05975	105	85	11	9
1120	Look, we can ignore an 800 pound gorilla in the room, but an eight ton gorilla no way!	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1121	Let’s not talk about it	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
1122	But what does he have that I haven't?	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
1123	Well, he doesn't look like anyone on my side of the family either.	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
1124	And how often does he go through the roof like this?	1.2759	0.06476	87	70	10	7
1125	Of course he’s related to the elephant in the room.	1.2759	0.05279	116	91	18	7
1126	The lady at the shelter is the best salesperson I have ever met.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1127	At least now we have the skylight you wanted.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1128	Lately, it's just like he's got his head in the clouds	1.2755	0.05186	98	74	21	3
1129	He said he’d hit the roof if we didn’t agree	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1130	He wants to compete on the women's swim team.	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1131	And you said we'd never outgrow this apartment.	1.2750	0.05016	120	93	21	6
1132	Well, Diane, what say we address the gorilla in the room first?	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1133	Where should we put the litter box?	1.2747	0.06264	91	73	11	7
1134	You were the one who wanted a pet.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1135	Well, that solves one problem.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1136	And how does the swinging make you feel?	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
1137	Mr. Kong, it’s always a pleasure when you drop in.	1.2745	0.05771	102	81	14	7
1138	Now, John, in your own words, please share with me why you and your wife came to see me.	1.2743	0.05067	113	87	21	5
1139	The upstairs neighbors must be going bananas by now.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1140	Well, Fay", said Mr. Ray, "this is where I lose you.	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1141	I begged the neighbors not to feed him, but they wouldn't listen!	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1142	On the plus side,male pattern baldness won't ever become an issue.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1143	He said he thinks it's about time we talk about the hundred and twenty pound woman in the room.	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1144	Didn't I tell you elephant in the room insurance wouldn't be enough?!	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1145	800 pounds we could handle. But this is a bit much.	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
1146	so he's afraid of planes?	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
1147	It's better than the Elephant!	1.2727	0.06827	77	62	9	6
1148	I don't want to talk about it.	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1149	I just feel like his ego has gone through the roof.	1.2727	0.06827	77	62	9	6
1150	I told him,no monkey business.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1151	I see what you mean. It’s much harder to address the issue when he actually isn’t IN the room.	1.2727	0.05466	110	87	16	7
1152	So, where would you like to start?	1.2727	0.06410	88	71	10	7
1153	It's worth the fortune in bananas to have the Olsens finally turn down the music upstairs.	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1154	Let's talk about the elephant, I mean, baboon in the room.	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1155	See what I mean? He’s here, but he’s not Here.	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
1156	Frankly my fee seems insignificant right now”	1.2718	0.05552	103	81	16	6
1157	I just don't feel seen.	1.2718	0.05552	103	81	16	6
1158	Tell me more about this feeling you have that your perspectives began to diverge between four and six million years ago.	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1159	I just don't think your head is in this..	1.2717	0.04913	92	68	23	1
1160	I think it’s possible she sometimes finds your presence overbearing.	1.2717	0.05150	92	69	21	2
1161	They grow so fast don’t they?	1.2717	0.06007	92	73	13	6
1162	Michael, have you thought about giving Lorraine space?	1.2717	0.05150	92	69	21	2
1163	I'm tired of her hair clogging the drain	1.2717	0.06007	92	73	13	6
1164	Heads up.	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1165	It used to be the elephant in the room. How times change.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
1166	Ok. Ok. Inside voice please.	1.2716	0.06337	81	64	12	5
1167	Maybe, next time we’ll try a virtual session	1.2710	0.04892	107	81	23	3
1168	Fay Wray brings her boyfriend to Couples Therapy.	1.2710	0.05566	107	85	15	7
1169	Well Jane, I think Tarzan would have been the better choice.	1.2710	0.05405	107	84	17	6
1170	I groomed him last time.	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
1171	Believe me, housing issues often bring couples to marriage counseling.	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1172	I just don’t think you’re ever going to see eye-to-eye	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1173	Miss Wray, Mr. Kong, tell me about your new movie.	1.2708	0.05826	96	76	14	6
1174	She thinks you have a Godzilla complex.	1.2706	0.06348	85	68	11	6
1175	What’s the big deal? The neighbors stopped screaming hours ago.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1176	At least, couldn't you get him to wear shorts?	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1177	I see what you mean when you say it feels like you're not being heard.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1178	When did you first notice the gorilla in the room?	1.2706	0.06348	85	68	11	6
1179	He’s just shy, he grew up in Canada 🇨🇦	1.2703	0.05857	111	91	10	10
1180	I just feel like he’s not not really present, like he’s on a different level or something.	1.2703	0.05111	111	86	20	5
1181	I'd say that's more than 800 pounds.	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
1182	Cheer up. Fay Wray had it much worse.	1.2700	0.05291	100	77	19	4
1183	I don't think an elephant in the room is your problem.	1.2700	0.05835	100	80	13	7
1184	A chimp would be too hyper, you said.	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
1185	Wherever he wants to...	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
1186	You refused to talk about the elephant we had in the room but could you at least acknowledge the gorilla?	1.2697	0.06140	89	71	12	6
1187	Note to self: move office out of Empire State Building.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1188	Your problems seem to be through the roof.	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1189	So, how's your sex life?	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1190	And this happens at the mere mention of gun control?	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
1191	What I think I’m hearing you say is “Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ah! Ah!”	1.2692	0.06496	78	62	11	5
1192	Compromise is important. Maybe next time you take _him_ to your favorite NYC landmark.	1.2692	0.06748	78	63	9	6
1193	So this is the gorilla of your dreams, Fay?	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
1194	Thank goodness it wasn’t your viagra.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1195	Do I bill your primate care provider?	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1196	A change of diet, maybe?	1.2688	0.05103	93	70	21	2
1197	So do you think seeking a therapist in the Empire State Building is significant?	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1198	The answer is always...wherever he wants...	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1199	Sometimes a banana really is just a banana”	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1200	I don't mind watching him while the Johannsens are gone, but I wish Kong would remember that our ceilings aren't as high as theirs.	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
1201	Don't ask how we met. It just triggers his PTSD	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1202	What should we talk about?	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1203	If he grabs an airplane, make him put it back.	1.2674	0.06496	86	70	9	7
1204	The 800 pound gorilla in the room is ignoring you, too.	1.2673	0.05610	101	80	15	6
1205	If there was an elephant in the room I would be more than willing to discuss it.	1.2673	0.05245	101	78	19	4
1206	I’m sorry; we added the “Ape falling through ceiling” exclusion to all our policies after the Great Gorilla Event of 1883.	1.2673	0.05610	101	80	15	6
1207	So… should we start by addressing the gorilla in the room?	1.2672	0.05387	116	93	15	8
1208	I have my doubts that couples therapy is going to help!	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1209	So, you got tired of the elephant?	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
1210	'Tis beauty killed my security deposit.	1.2667	0.06281	90	73	10	7
1211	Well, after this one, I will do all future sessions only over Zoom.	1.2667	0.05870	90	71	14	5
1212	Really Faye? You know how I feel about pets on the furniture.	1.2667	0.06477	90	74	8	8
1213	Let's try this: Close your eyes and go back in time to remember what it was that made you fall in love when he first held you in his hand?	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
1214	Just when we think we’ve solved the monkey on your back...	1.2667	0.06079	90	72	12	6
1215	The bigger breakthrough is he’s no longer on your back.	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
1216	I feel we won't make progress if we continue to ignore the gorilla in the room	1.2660	0.06083	94	76	11	7
1217	When he said, "Meet me on top of the Empire State Building," I expected something more romantic.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1218	This appears to be a gorilla on the couch, not a monkey on your back	1.2660	0.06083	94	76	11	7
1219	So what happened after the Empire State meeting?	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
1220	Take him to the Empire State Building and let him go.	1.2655	0.05336	113	90	16	7
1221	This is my friend Gary, is it okay if he sits in on our session? Keep in mind if you say no he has to leave through the roof and that might cause it to collapse.	1.2655	0.05482	113	91	14	8
1222	I’m not sure, but now might be the time to run!	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1223	I suppose this means we'll have to tell the landlord.	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
1224	I mean, we have to talk about it SOMETIME.	1.2651	0.06658	83	68	8	7
1225	Now that we've taken care of the elephant in the room...	1.2647	0.05383	102	80	17	5
1226	So we really need to address the gorilla in the room	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1227	I think there's more here than meets the eye.	1.2644	0.06428	87	71	9	7
1228	Just once on our anniversary I wanted to climb the Empire State Building using the stairs	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
1229	My husband has delusions of grandeur	1.2644	0.06633	87	72	7	8
1230	I don’t see any obvious issues either. Same time next week?	1.2644	0.06633	87	72	7	8
1231	You're sure there's nothing else we ought to discuss?	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1232	Can you talk a little more about how you're different?	1.2637	0.05376	91	70	18	3
1233	He's outgrown me	1.2637	0.04645	91	67	24	0
1234	Why? Because you refuse to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
1235	Well, then where can I stick my head?	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1236	John, what did you mean when you said you don't 'fit in' with Mary's work friends?	1.2636	0.05729	110	90	11	9
1237	So, what he's trying to communicate is he doesn't feel seen or heard.	1.2636	0.05582	110	89	13	8
1238	I think it’s time we talked about the gorilla in the room.	1.2636	0.05274	110	87	17	6
1239	So when you say you don't see it, what do you mean exactly?	1.2636	0.05274	110	87	17	6
1240	I preferred the elephant.	1.2632	0.05641	95	75	15	5
1241	Sheesh! Who farted?!	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1242	But Doris, the elephant wasn’t housebroken either.	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1243	We need to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1244	We may be starting off on the wrong foot. Define imaginary.	1.2632	0.05837	95	76	13	6
1245	Let's pick this up next week, shall we? And remind my secretary to schedule a session in the conference hall - the ceiling is much higher there.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1246	I take it he’s unwilling to acknowledge the elephant in the room.	1.2632	0.06025	95	77	11	7
1247	Ironic, isn't it?	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1248	Maybe we only need to feed him twice a day.	1.2632	0.05641	95	75	15	5
1249	He’s seeing another woman.	1.2632	0.05641	95	75	15	5
1250	I really can't take my eyes off you, Ms. Wray.	1.2632	0.05439	114	92	14	8
1251	Now...you were aware he was a gorilla when you married him, yes?	1.2632	0.05419	76	57	18	1
1252	Maybe the problem isn't as big as you think.	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1253	You were right. The larger sofa works better.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1254	Tell me about your parents.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
1255	Why in God’s name did you two ever feel this marriage would work.	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
1256	He knows it's just a metaphor right?	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1257	So, how was bridge club?	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
1258	I’m just not sure which city department we should call first.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1259	I’m afraid Bob elected not to take out the “squashed by miscellaneous large primates” coverage in his life policy. How are you and the kids doing otherwise?	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1260	Why don't you start by just stating the obvious?	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1261	No shirt. No shoes. No consult.	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1262	This feels like a real breakthrough.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1263	So . . . What’s on your mind?	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1264	800 pounds? Are you sure?	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1265	I still think it's better than the elephant.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1266	So -- Shall we discuss the gorilla in the room?...	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1267	You've both grown; some more than others.	1.2614	0.05236	88	67	19	2
1268	If he stands up, we’ll need a new bedroom.	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
1269	Rather obvious, don’t you think?	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1270	I know how you hate cliches, so there's no way I'd bring home an elephant.	1.2613	0.05536	111	90	13	8
1271	I hope he doesn’t think this is the toilet.	1.2613	0.05682	111	91	11	9
1272	is there anything we need to talk about?	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1273	What happens if he has to go to the bathroom?	1.2609	0.05536	115	94	12	9
1274	It does better define what it means to "go ape."	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1275	Don't tell the roof. Tell her."	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1276	But he's housebroken.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1277	Outgrown this relationship	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
1278	And how does it make you feel, when he carries you to the top of the Empire State Building?	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1279	Don’t worry, I have Gorilla Glue.	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
1280	Well our time's up. Once again, I'll add the cost of ceiling repairs to the bill for this week's session.	1.2604	0.05782	96	77	13	6
1281	I said 'Imagine your husband is sitting next to you'"	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1282	You should see his ego.”	1.2604	0.05782	96	77	13	6
1283	‘At least he’s no longer on your back.’	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
1284	I'd like to address the notion that you can "sit anywhere you want to."	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
1285	You can talk about it here or you can beat your chest all day."	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
1286	Let’s start with all the things you two have in common.	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
1287	So what I’m hearing you say is that you’d like your husband to stop monkeying around	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1288	I just don’t feel like he truly sees me.	1.2596	0.05633	104	84	13	7
1289	We met at the Empire State Building.	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
1290	Elephants are for amateurs …	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
1291	Your monkey is the elephant in the room, so to speak.	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1292	What happened to “there’s an elephant in the room”?	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1293	So, I think the real 800 pound gorilla in the room is who is going to pay for the damaged ceiling.	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1294	When you said your husband had a big ego, I didnt think...	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1295	Okay, when you say he never listens, I think I might have a few ideas.	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
1296	And he's not Jewish.	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
1297	It was at this moment Linda realized things could, in fact, get worse	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
1298	I think it's time we address our real problem here—low ceilings.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1299	I think we’ve really had a breakthrough today.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1300	You obviously have too much on your shoulders ....	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
1301	I think that growth supplement might have been an error.	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
1302	Face it Joan, he is not a chimp anymore and you have grown apart.	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
1303	Could you please put some pants on?	1.2584	0.06091	89	72	11	6
1304	I simply suggested he drop in for a drink some evening.	1.2581	0.06097	93	76	10	7
1305	‘Just ignore him my ass.’	1.2581	0.05902	93	75	12	6
1306	Where shall we begin?	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1307	Andrea, just how exactly did you get this past Customs?	1.2577	0.05913	97	79	11	7
1308	I can see the difficulty both of you have in getting your needs met.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
1309	The first thing we like to do in couples therapy, Mrs. Kong, is to remember the romantic excitement of your first days together.	1.2574	0.05912	101	83	10	8
1310	okay, lets start with something you have in common	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
1311	I wonder what he's looking at	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1312	It seems like yesterday when he could climb up onto my lap	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1313	Yes,Mrs. Jones,A&M has a better animal husbandry program,but if your boy here plays for us at State,he not only gets a full ride and all the bananas he can eat,but also a booster at Chiquita who is ready with a seven figure NIL deal.	1.2574	0.06078	101	84	8	9
1314	So what seems to be the problem?	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
1315	So, ideally you’re looking for a two bedroom, open concept tree house with cathedral ceilings…anything else?	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
1316	Not what i meant by head space	1.2571	0.06956	70	57	8	5
1317	I think our sessions worked better via Zoom.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
1318	I thought we were discussing the elephant	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1319	He’ll be back to college soon enough.	1.2566	0.04993	113	89	19	5
1320	No I don't know who is testing us, but I told you we should have continued to ignore the elephant.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1321	I suppose you're going to continue to ignore the lack of elephants in the room.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1322	He doesn't climb buildings for me anymore.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1323	Why do you think all men are beasts?	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1324	I feel like he’s never present anymore	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
1325	He threw the elephant in the room out of the building.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
1326	I bet you're glad we got the duplex now.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
1327	It appears you've made a real breakthrough!	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
1328	Perhaps we should switch to meeting atop the Empire State Building … no flat roof over there.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
1329	Let’s talk about the ‘“You break it, You Own it Workshop”.	1.2558	0.05013	86	65	20	1
1330	Your HMO will not cover the sofa, ceiling, or roof.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
1331	Well you got him off your back, now what?	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
1332	At the risk of being obvious...	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1333	So, it started with him not wiping his feet, and now the latest is, he trampled and ate your parents. I’d like to hear from both sides.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1334	Hey, he got rid of the elephant.	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
1335	My therapy rate just went through the roof.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
1336	Have you told the kids about the divorce?	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
1337	Where did the elephant in the room go?	1.2553	0.06225	94	78	8	8
1338	So, anyway, ...	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
1339	Would you like to discuss the monkey in the room?	1.2553	0.05647	94	75	14	5
1340	So, after he picked you up, he took you to the Empire State Building? Not a typical first date, I suppose.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
1341	I think what Kong is saying is that he DOES listen. He just literally can't hear you... Have you tried screaming?	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1342	Changed how?	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1343	Are you really looking for airplanes or are you hiding from your true feelings?	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1344	Relationships can be difficult even in the best of circumstances ....	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
1345	I suppose you'll tell me it can sit anywhere it wants to?	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
1346	What are each of you doing to help your partner feel more visible?	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
1347	Yes, but can he heel?	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
1348	‘No, no, you’re not imposing at all’	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1349	I know, I know Kong. “ Don’t monkey with another monkey’s monkey”	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
1350	Actually, no, I really don't want to talk about.	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
1351	Happens every time a helicopter flies over.	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
1352	It just feels like we're living in different worlds.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
1353	This is harder than not talking about the elephant.	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
1354	Son, you do this every time we try to have a serious conversation with you.	1.2532	0.06612	79	65	8	6
1355	Well, conservatives did warn us this would happen.	1.2530	0.06823	83	70	5	8
1356	coffee?	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
1357	At least we got rid of the elephant	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
1358	So Faye, how was New York?	1.2530	0.06378	83	68	9	6
1359	What are you talking about? There's no elephant in the room.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
1360	So, let me get this straight. Your sexual problems are caused by his overly loud chest thumping during the intercourse?	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
1361	Well the shelter did say he'd grow on us.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
1362	Luckily I also do grief counselling.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
1363	Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to. I will never understand that metaphor about a 900 pound gorilla in the room.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
1364	It was only supposed to be a one night stand - and then lockdown happened	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
1365	Now will you call the exterminator?	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
1366	Not sure counseling will work for you guys.	1.2529	0.05944	87	70	12	5
1367	OK, so we can't ignore it any longer. What's bothering you?	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
1368	Sorry for doubting you Mrs. Roth. He really does go apeshit when he gets mad.	1.2529	0.05944	87	70	12	5
1369	For starters, does it actually say, "Mrs. Kong" on the marriage license?	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
1370	Lately I'm feeling like I need some space.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
1371	Tell me about your separation anxiety Ms Goodall.	1.2529	0.06165	87	71	10	6
1372	It’s like he can’t see things from my perspective.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
1373	Are you here as a couple?	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
1374	What was wrong with the elephant?	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
1375	Are we really NOT going to talk about the gorilla in the room?	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
1376	Let's face it, he's at that awkward age.	1.2527	0.05970	91	74	11	6
1377	The first time, he was only 800 pounds.	1.2526	0.05790	95	77	12	6
1378	I don't really need to tell you what the problem is, do I doctor?	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
1379	Didn't he used to be an elephant?	1.2526	0.05980	95	78	10	7
1380	It could be worse ... the elephant had a schedule conflict.	1.2526	0.05980	95	78	10	7
1381	Tell me more about your fear of giving him space.	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
1382	I told you he would outgrow this place.	1.2525	0.04836	99	76	21	2
1383	What do you think she meant, Mr. Kong, when she screamed, "Let me go?"	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1384	And this is exactly why our interviews for the next King Kong are moving to Zoom next year.	1.2524	0.05641	103	84	12	7
1385	I wouldn't mention his weight.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1386	For this room, I preferred the elephant	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
1387	Is there something you're not telling me?	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
1388	I love your gorilla, but now that his head extends into my apartment, it would be great if you could brush his teeth.	1.2523	0.05194	111	89	16	6
1389	I told you he wouldn't fit in our living room.	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
1390	You carried her down the Empire State Building and then what?	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
1391	I used to think it was all about my mother.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
1392	Damn pet store said he wouldn't grow much.	1.2500	0.06532	84	70	7	7
1393	Now, what was it in the room you said I'd been ignoring?	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
1394	He insisted.	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
1395	No matter how much you plan…the house is never big enough.	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
1396	I should've known when I married an primatologist this would happen.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
1397	From where I sit, I'd advise against wasting more money on couples intimacy therapy sessions	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
1398	He thinks he's an elephant.	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
1399	I thought you wanted to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
1400	Maybe you should try giving each other more space.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1401	He represents the NRA.	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
1402	I told you we'd be needing a place with a cathedral ceiling.	1.2500	0.05735	96	78	12	6
1403	Of course he’s uncomfortable. You’re sitting comfortably and he has to squat out of earshot.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
1404	It's ben all downhill since the movie ended.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
1405	Can you hear me now?	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
1406	Let's not track down anymore of your DNA relatives, OK?	1.2500	0.06077	84	68	11	5
1407	Can you think of a way of "recapturing the magic" that doesn't involve scaling a skyscraper or hiring a pilot to shoot at your husband?	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
1408	No! I said why don't we invite Marilla over.	1.2500	0.06780	72	59	8	5
1409	He's always complaining that I don't give him enough space." "Well, he may have a point.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
1410	What's going on, honey? Our food budget is going through the roof.	1.2500	0.07063	72	60	6	6
1411	So, Kong and Fay, you've finally come for couple's counseling!	1.2500	0.05757	104	86	10	8
1412	So, let’s talk about why you still haven’t set a date.	1.2500	0.05483	80	62	16	2
1413	We have some pretty big things to talk about.	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
1414	Well, Becky. It looks like you've finally found the gorilla of your dreams."	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
1415	I think we just had a major breakthrough here.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
1416	He says he’s tired of feeling like the second banana.	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
1417	Well in this case it seems that size does matter	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
1418	So you're saying your words don't seem to reach his head anymore?	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
1419	Please stop calling your partner “bananas”	1.2478	0.05263	113	92	14	7
1420	I still don’t understand why the people upstairs couldn’t have just bought the head	1.2475	0.05871	101	84	9	8
1421	What brings you here today?	1.2475	0.05523	101	82	13	6
1422	Now that we have addressed the elephant in the room, let’s move on to more pressing topics.	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1423	Well, technically not IN the room.	1.2474	0.05682	97	79	12	6
1424	So you are saying you no longer see eye to eye?	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1425	He prefers watching TV upstairs.	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1426	Yes, a good marriage requires compromise, but you know full well he can have anything he wants for breakfast.	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1427	Before we get started today, does anyone mind if I open a window?	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
1428	So, we're no longer talking about the elephant.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
1429	So you feel like he’s not pulling his weight in this relationship?	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
1430	Have you ever just sat down and tried to make room for compromise?	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
1431	Now I'd like to address the 800 lb gorilla in the room.	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
1432	He looked much smaller in the brochure	1.2472	0.06039	89	73	10	6
1433	OK he's here. Let's talk.	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
1434	Let's talk about the 800-pound gorilla in the room...	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
1435	do I hear you saying you need more space?	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
1436	They said to measure twice.	1.2472	0.06039	89	73	10	6
1437	Well, at least he's housebroken now.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
1438	You used to complain about the elephant too.	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
1439	She used to say she likes the fact that I don't fit in.	1.2472	0.06247	89	74	8	7
1440	Oh well. So much for the elephant in the room.	1.2471	0.06241	85	70	9	6
1441	But what can you offer my daughter besides biplanes plucked from the sky?	1.2471	0.06013	85	69	11	5
1442	ya see, this was a bad idea	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
1443	We just have to face it, dear, we've all put on a few Covid pounds.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
1444	I found him at the Empire State Building. Can we keep him?	1.2471	0.06462	85	71	7	7
1445	I think the main issue in your relationship is space.	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
1446	Well played. I suppose we will continue to ignore the elephant in the room.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
1447	I suggest you both try to rise above petty differences.	1.2469	0.06462	81	67	8	6
1448	In a way, you both feel captured.”	1.2469	0.06219	81	66	10	5
1449	It's actually not uncommon for men, when they're upset, to scale the Empire State Building and get shot at by those little old-timey airplanes with two sets of wings. Can we hold some space for that? Can we accept that it's OK to do that sometimes?	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
1450	What do you think is the reason that your marriage has not yet been consummated?	1.2468	0.06445	77	63	9	5
1451	No more need to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
1452	So, can you tell me a little more about your problem with intimacy	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
1453	In case you can't tell, I'm nodding.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
1454	Did you try giving him a Snickers?	1.2464	0.06973	69	57	7	5
1455	If you need to stretch your legs, warn me.	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
1456	So you like having her in the palm of your hand?	1.2464	0.06973	69	57	7	5
1457	Just getting in this room today was a big step.	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
1458	Where does the 800 lb. gorilla sit again Amber?	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
1459	'The therapist upstairs has much better rates.'	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1460	The problem is he's a dreamer; his head is always in the clouds	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
1461	You need to give him space.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1462	He thinks your ceilings aren't valid.	1.2449	0.05439	98	79	14	5
1463	Come back down when you're willing to participate, Mr. Kong.	1.2449	0.05629	98	80	12	6
1464	I bet he hears no evil from there!	1.2449	0.04824	98	76	20	2
1465	Is there anything else you're hiding from?	1.2447	0.05796	94	77	11	6
1466	So,which of you feels you are the 300 pound gorilla in this relationship?	1.2447	0.06179	94	79	7	8
1467	Are you planning to have children?	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1468	I admire him for his character	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1469	'Well. technically, he's not really "in the room," is he?	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
1470	I knew we never should've moved the TV to the upstairs bedroom.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
1471	We need to start talking about the gorilla in the room	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
1472	Elephant must be on vacation...	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
1473	Mr. Kong, this isn't the Empire State Building. It's a high-rise condominium overlooking Central Park.	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
1474	From one New Yorker to another, exactly what are you intentions with my daughter?	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
1475	What did he mean by, 'Monkey See ... Monkey Do'?	1.2442	0.06603	86	73	5	8
1476	Have you tried a snickers?	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
1477	Well,at least it's not an elephant.	1.2439	0.06390	82	68	8	6
1478	What part of 'house cat' did you not understand?	1.2439	0.06390	82	68	8	6
1479	Doc, hate to tell you, but I think you have an asbestos problem.	1.2439	0.06390	82	68	8	6
1480	So. Can you explain to me WHY you feel so strongly about not giving him a banana?	1.2436	0.05221	78	60	17	1
1481	See, he can be a total beast, at times, Doc.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
1482	So can you commit to keeping the toilet seat down?	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
1483	I just wish he'd get his head out of the clouds.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1484	Just... are you sure communication is your only problem?	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
1485	That’s “the ELEPHANT in the room” we’re not supposed to talk about.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1486	Sometimes when I am talking to him it feels like he is in the other room.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
1487	Take the 3 Train to Penn Station. A short walk and you'll be at the Empire State Building.	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1488	Okay.... so under the section "Relationship History"..... I'm just going to put "Un-Conventional	1.2429	0.06881	70	58	7	5
1489	Well I feel like his head is always in the clouds	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
1490	I refuse to apologize! It feels like you're never in the room with us and your head is in the clouds Kong!	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1491	What do you say we go back to having an elephant in the room instead?	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
1492	I just don't think you two are seeing eye to eye.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1493	I was hoping for an elephant.	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
1494	Now the upstairs neighbors can also ignore him.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1495	Next session, let's meet on top of the building.”	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1496	Sometimes someone from a different background just sees things differently	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
1497	I think we're breaking new ground here, don't you?	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1498	Don’t give me that face, you’ve been asking for a skylight for years.	1.2421	0.06299	95	81	5	9
1499	It sat on the elephant.	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
1500	Is he still seeing the planes, Mrs. Kong?	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
1501	Did he sit on the elephant?	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
1502	You need to evolve as a person.	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
1503	Sometimes, I just feel like I’m in over mg head, you know?	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
1504	Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, that's all she talks about!	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
1505	Let's talk about something else.	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
1506	It all looked so much more magical from the top of the Empire State Building.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1507	So which version of your relationship are we discussing today: Fay Wray, Jessica Lang, Linda Hamilton, Naomi Watts or Brie Larson?	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
1508	And you thought the elephant in the room was bad	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
1509	Steven, you may have noticed you’ve been going through some changes recently.	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
1510	I feel like there is something you are not saying.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
1511	Other than that, would you say yours is a good relationship?	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
1512	We're way past elephants, Margaret.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
1513	No wonder the rental was so cheap…	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
1514	He's a great ape, but a terrible house guest.	1.2407	0.05241	108	88	14	6
1515	As I’ve said all along, the elephant in the room is really the ape on the roof.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
1516	Don't you think it's about time we talked about the 50-foot gorilla in the room?	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
1517	The Abbots think he’s adorable too, but it’s either rent or buy their condo.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
1518	So, what are your intentions toward my daughter?	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
1519	No Fay, your meeting on the top of the Empire State building doesn’t remind me of “An Affair to Remember” and “Sleepless in Seattle” !	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
1520	What did you expect by taking Prevogen, Rogaine and that little blue pill ?	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
1521	He says there's an elephant in the room upstairs.	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
1522	Wow, you’re really NOT you when you’re hungry! Sorry but I don’t have any Snickers in the house.	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
1523	A house with a yard isn’t the answer.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
1524	Actually honey, I prefer the elephant.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
1525	I still think we should address the elephant in the room first	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
1526	So, you’re saying you don’t want to be rescued?	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
1527	You'll probably get a scholarship if you try out for the team.	1.2400	0.05527	100	82	12	6
1528	I heard on the news that the rate of inflation is through the ceiling.	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1529	Sometimes I just don’t feel fully seen.	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
1530	I can’t even remember the last time he took me skyscraper scaling.	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1531	Maybe what you need is some space.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
1532	In his defense, I did say 'sit anywhere.'	1.2400	0.06532	75	62	8	5
1533	He has to fill every room he’s in.	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
1534	as you can see his anger has manifested itself in some big ways	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
1535	I was pleased we dealt with the elephant, but now this?	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
1536	Poor little Fred always goes ape when we talk about getting a divorce.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
1537	We don't use that phrase. He's always been sensitive about his weight.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1538	We’re here to talking about your Empire State of mind	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
1539	His need for space is just as valid as your wish for more King and less Kong.	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
1540	But aside from the sex?	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
1541	Can you elaborate more on your "We seem to be growing in different ways" comment ?	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
1542	I think you’ve both done a lot of growing over these past months.	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
1543	King Kong dropped in to borrow a cup of flour. He's been trying out banana bread recipes during the pandemic.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
1544	We should have dealt with the elephant…	1.2391	0.06059	92	77	8	7
1545	So you're saying the sex isn't good?	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
1546	I'd like to say they're delusions of grandeur, but...	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
1547	How much would you say he weighs?	1.2391	0.05859	92	76	10	6
1548	You see what I mean? His head is always somewhere else". Mike Rossi, Hackettstown, N	1.2391	0.06059	92	77	8	7
1549	He is completely incapable of reading a room	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
1550	And how can I help you Miss Wray?	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
1551	I try to talk to him, but his head is always somewhere else.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
1552	I know you're suspicious, but she says that Godzilla is just a friend.	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
1553	All humans are apes, but not all apes are human.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
1554	Other than political differences, is there anything else you two want to work out?	1.2386	0.06046	88	73	9	6
1555	My wife complaints that I am getting too big for my britches.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
1556	You decide.... He's your son	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
1557	And we just had the ceiling painted!	1.2385	0.05197	109	89	14	6
1558	I'm going to recommend a different therapist.	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
1559	So,should we discuss the elephant in the room?	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
1560	The schmuck never learned that he was a metaphor.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
1561	We can't keep avoiding this -- we've got to talk about that hole in the ceiling.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
1562	And do you see him now?	1.2381	0.05863	63	49	13	1
1563	This is why I wanted to meet via Zoom.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
1564	Our problems always grow when we don’t talk about them.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1565	It's no easier to ignore than the elephant was back in 2020.	1.2381	0.06250	84	70	8	6
1566	Don’t make that face	1.2381	0.06680	63	51	9	3
1567	But King, climbing the Empire State Building is not HER love language	1.2376	0.05477	101	83	12	6
1568	I think we should have just stayed with the elephant.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
1569	We should have gone for the house with the high ceilings.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
1570	No, we're not going to talk about the gorilla in the room either.	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
1571	Your boyfriend has some other movie in sight?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
1572	I’m nostalgic for when he was 500 pounds.	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1573	What makes you suspect he's been seeing the upstairs neighbor, Mrs. Kong?	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1574	That's really not an issue. Not at all. No.	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
1575	Well by ‘elephant in the room’ I meant gorilla out of the room.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
1576	While it is well known that opposites often attract, but, be reasonable. Maybe, in some extreme cases, size really does matter most after all.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
1577	Don’t you miss the old metaphors?	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1578	Now that we’ve addressed the elephant in the room, there’s one more thing we should talk about.	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
1579	So we took care of the elephant in the room. Let's work on this one now.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1580	I think we have to cut back on the vitamin supplements.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1581	All this time I thought it would be an elephant.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1582	See, Honey? Isn't it nice when the people upstairs are finally quiet?	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
1583	The prom dress is going to be a problem.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
1584	On Tinder, you said?	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
1585	Don't say I make you feel small.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
1586	He makes a good point for why you live in a tree.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
1587	I told you it sounded like a two ton gorilla lived upstairs.	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
1588	He says you treat him like a beast.	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
1589	I don't think color difference is your biggest challenge.	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
1590	Bonzo, I don't feel like you're entirely here with Nancy.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
1591	Let's talk about the homo sapiens in the room.	1.2353	0.05952	85	70	10	5
1592	Dearest, can we address the Bigfoot in the room?	1.2353	0.06405	85	72	6	7
1593	I think your Uncle Henry has more than a weight problem.	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
1594	Where's the elephant gone?	1.2353	0.05604	102	85	10	7
1595	Listen, I'm not the one who ran off with an over-sized guerilla and went swinging on the Empire State Building!	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
1596	We disagree on most things but he does admit I'm a great cook!	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
1597	But why do you insist on referring to 'the elephant in the room'?	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1598	I suppose I'll have to add bananas to the shopping list.	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
1599	While you're up there, any sign of the cable guy?	1.2353	0.06405	85	72	6	7
1600	‘He used up all my lotion’	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
1601	I feel ashamed that I’m a doormat, but every once in a while he’s just so cozy to lay next to	1.2353	0.05952	85	70	10	5
1602	I feel like I don’t even know my husband anymore	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
1603	You're saying that when you talk to King, he might as well be in another room? Let's explore that.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
1604	Looks like he put on some Covid weight.	1.2347	0.05580	98	81	11	6
1605	I only see opportunities.	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1606	Remind me why we encouraged Mr. Kong to drop in anytime.	1.2347	0.05580	98	81	11	6
1607	That's funny, I thought he would be an elephant.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1608	So I told him we could just ask someone where the Empire State building is...	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1609	Maybe in today's session we should reformulate the meaning of an "open relationship.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
1610	Fay, do you have something you want to tell me?	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
1611	Now do you see the advantage of high ceilings?	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1612	Kong’s little brother…..I insisted he come over from above.	1.2344	0.07300	64	54	5	5
1613	Before we start the counseling session, may I call you King, Mr Kong?	1.2340	0.06130	94	80	6	8
1614	Where do you keep the pooper scooper?	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1615	He didn’t mention his height in his Airbnb profile	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1616	Have you considered stooping to Ann's level? It may be beneficial for your relationship.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1617	Bob, as the 800 pound gorilla, I understand you can sit wherever you like, but . . .	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1618	So you're saying there's nothing you wish to talk about?	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1619	I called 911, the police, the fire department, animal rescue, the zoo and Universal Studio--nobody believes me!	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
1620	He just does NOT know how to fit in. What am I to do?	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
1621	Ok, I can appreciate why you are concerned. But when you read his Match bio and learned that his favorite pastime was climbing the Empire State Building, didn't that give you pause?	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
1622	Would you like a pillow?	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
1623	Yesterday an elephant,today a gorilla. We should talk !	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
1624	I'm sorry it's not working out Jane, but I just feel your roommate occupies a bigger place in your life than I do.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
1625	His penis doesn't fit.	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
1626	Well, I guess it is the big question in the room	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
1627	Ok, who is in charge in this relationship?	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
1628	We weren’t expecting you to drop in	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1629	It's a good thing we live on the top floor!	1.2333	0.05708	90	74	11	5
1630	King Kong and Ann Darrow in a therapy session together.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
1631	At least he's not throwing feces anymore.	1.2333	0.05708	90	74	11	5
1632	I guess I won’t be retiring after all.”	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1633	So he doesn't take you to the top of the Empire State building anymore?	1.2333	0.05923	90	75	9	6
1634	Gorilla warfare	1.2330	0.05554	103	86	10	7
1635	Well, Fay, I'm glad you brought your new love interest to our session today	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
1636	Nice view of the city you have up here.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
1637	You think our sex life is our major problem?!!	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
1638	When I advised you to find someone head and shoulders over your prior suitors, my dear, this is not what I had in mind.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1639	We need a bigger apartment and a talent agent.	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
1640	Sorry Doctor, his head just isn't in it.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1641	And how does it make you feel to hear you’re suffocating her?	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1642	Don't mind me, I was just giving her a lift.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
1643	As I was saying, he’s incredibly unrealistic. His head is always in the clouds	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1644	I just don’t feel I’m enough for him anymore	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1645	And when did YOU begin feeling trapped, Ann?	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
1646	So, do you want to talk about the gorilla in the room?	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
1647	So, will we ever talk about the gorilla in the room?	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
1648	What I hear you saying is you wish she’d make more of an effort to get on your level.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
1649	And how’s the sex?	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
1650	An elephant or a gorilla in the room. What difference does it make, it’s still in the room!	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
1651	I'm still allergic, but ya get used to it	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
1652	Is that the co-op board's final decision?	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
1653	He says he's been looking for a place to settle.	1.2317	0.06328	82	69	7	6
1654	we all know that therapy is about growth.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
1655	And you say you met when he kidnapped you and took you too the empire state building. I’d like to dwell on the ramifications of that incident.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
1656	I've had a lot of trouble filling his ex's shoes.	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1657	Now let's see how it feels saying that again, but to Janet this time.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
1658	The issue here is that he has another session happening upstairs.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
1659	I can't see how this is better than the elephant.	1.2316	0.05689	95	79	10	6
1660	Now I know what you meant when you said you needed more space	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1661	We used to say at this point “It’s time to discuss the elephant in the room.”	1.2316	0.05883	95	80	8	7
1662	Fay and King. I hope I will be able to help you save your marriage - I'm a big fan of your movies.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
1663	I keep trying to tell him Fay Wray isn’t coming back.	1.2308	0.05863	91	76	9	6
1664	It sure was nice when we only had to deal with the elephant in the room.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
1665	His fixation on the Empire State Building is something we can work on.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
1666	We haven’t even gotten to the elephant in the room.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
1667	Why do you feel you are always in his shadow?	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
1668	I think it's obvious. His monkeying around is the elephant in the room.	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
1669	Doctor,I feel like he takes up too much space in the relationship.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
1670	He is going through a bit of a wee growth period , don’t you think.	1.2308	0.06853	65	54	7	4
1671	But we tried that with Trump and you saw how that worked out.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
1672	We’ll he did say he’d drop by to say hello.	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
1673	As I see it, Jane, there isn't a problem you can't overcome.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1674	Puberty did a number on my son	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
1675	So deposit is rent + $8,000	1.2308	0.06301	78	65	8	5
1676	In your therapy session last week, we discussed the elephant in the room on your relationship. What would you like to discuss this week?	1.2308	0.05863	91	76	9	6
1677	He's an animal in bed, I just don't know if we want to same things in life anymore.	1.2308	0.06853	65	54	7	4
1678	And to think we objected to the elephant in the room.	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1679	I thought you meant your partner was acting like a huge ape metaphorically.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1680	Now that we've finished discussing the elephant in the room, let's move on to the gorilla.	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
1681	OK clearly you meant something else when you asked if I was a high-ceiling therapist	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1682	I like Jessica Lange, you like Fay Wray. Get over it	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
1683	That banana tree in the roof garden was a mistake.	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
1684	The problem is obvious. He's the wrong size.	1.2299	0.06052	87	73	8	6
1685	If you really want to save this relationship, you need a larger apartment and a license from the city to keep him indoors.	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
1686	So, a rabbi, a priest and a gorilla walk into a bar….	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1687	Sorry for the inconvenience. The Dew Drop In Restaurant is upstairs.	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
1688	I liked it better when we had a cat	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1689	I think you're taking your passive aggressiveness to a new level.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
1690	At least he’s not on your back.	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
1691	Obviously he's housebroken.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1692	It's not an elephant so we don't have to talk about it.	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
1693	Yes honey, you can marry him as long as he agrees to raise your kids Catholic.	1.2297	0.06816	74	63	5	6
1694	I’m starting to think his primal needs aren’t being met in this relationship.	1.2297	0.06816	74	63	5	6
1695	Do you ever feel like the walls are closing in on you?	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
1696	He is the happy one in the marriage	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
1697	Now that our elephant in the room has evolved, do you wanna talk about it?	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
1698	He just sat on the elephant in the room.	1.2294	0.05154	109	90	13	6
1699	Your voice seems muffled today.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
1700	OK, let's talk about it, but don't call it an elephant.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1701	You were right. He's even worse at hide-and-seek than he was at charades.	1.2292	0.05635	96	80	10	6
1702	You're gonna' need a bigger organ grinder.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1703	Yes, that is the Empire State Building you can see.	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
1704	I guess we'll sring for cathedral ceilings next time.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1705	Size is not the issue	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
1706	You see? He’s doing it again.	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
1707	Maybe he's a bit troublesome now, but don't you remember when he was the most adorable baby?	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
1708	He's the upstairs neighbor. He just dropped in.	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
1709	Should we literally or figuratively complain to the co-op board?"	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
1710	If he won't engage, I can't help you.	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
1711	It’s best to ignore him.	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
1712	All relationships lose some of their initial passion over the years, Mrs. Kong	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
1713	Beating his chest may not be about you.	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
1714	I couldn't deal with that elephant	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
1715	OK, you're right... it's not an elephant. Could we acknowledge the GORILLA in the room?	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
1716	he's always been big for his age	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
1717	So, is King an official title?	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
1718	Is this going to be the same as the elephant? Are we never going to talk about it?	1.2289	0.06018	83	69	9	5
1719	Soooo, how about those Mets?	1.2286	0.06490	70	58	8	4
1720	I remember when he was a trim, fit 800 pounds.	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
1721	Well, that’s the end of the remote.	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
1722	Kong fears you are grooming someone on the side.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1723	I think you need to recognize that he may never change very much.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
1724	I think he can see other people.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
1725	He’s just somebody that I used to know	1.2283	0.05804	92	77	9	6
1726	Looks like the bananas you’ve been putting in his lunchbox are GMOs afterall” 🍌	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
1727	I see a new opening for dialogue here	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
1728	If it’s all the same to you, I’d like to address the elephant in the other room.	1.2278	0.06228	79	66	8	5
1729	Let's get our idioms straight, shall we?	1.2278	0.06228	79	66	8	5
1730	George, how do you respond to Linda saying you destroy things everywhere you go?	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
1731	There can be situations when it's quite natural to feel threatened.	1.2278	0.06228	79	66	8	5
1732	How long is your brother going to stay?	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
1733	You can't say I didn't warn you about accepting that gift from Jane Goodall.	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
1734	Why do you say he hasn’t evolved?	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
1735	Did counting to ten help at all?	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
1736	Just when we thought the elephant in the room was our biggest issue...	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
1737	I think there are some real issues here, it's not just that he's low on potassium	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
1738	You seem to have developed a lot of your mothers coping mechanisms - you mentioned she was part Ostrich?	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
1739	Would you say this is his typical response to conflict?	1.2278	0.06228	79	66	8	5
1740	I just don't understand why he always has to have his head in the clouds.	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
1741	Monkey Pox is the least of your worries.	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
1742	You need a pedicure and a manicure.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1743	Not your typical "elephant in the room" is it?!	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
1744	No, you don' t have permission to marry my daughter.	1.2273	0.07094	66	56	5	5
1745	I was happier with the elephant.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
1746	Maybe couples therapy isn't the answer.	1.2273	0.06758	66	55	7	4
1747	Learning to see eye to eye would be a good start.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
1748	She just doesn't understand my issues are a little bit bigger than that	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1749	And who would you say wears the pants in your relationship?	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1750	We should have noticed the size of his paws.	1.2273	0.06758	66	55	7	4
1751	So, how long are your parents planning to stay with us?	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
1752	Well, I had a top-floor office in the Empire State Building, and one day, there he is outside my window.	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
1753	I’m here, aren’t I?!?	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
1754	Yeah, he does that	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
1755	And, Mr. Kong, what was the long-term relationship plan after climbing the empire state building?	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
1756	Next session we'll discuss the elephant in the room.	1.2268	0.05582	97	81	10	6
1757	Well, we didn't talk about the elephant and look how that turned out.	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
1758	Please let me know if you need to pee.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
1759	And what's your story? Er, two stories? Three?	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
1760	I thought it was a cliche'.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
1761	I don't think your insurance covers this.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
1762	Say more about how "you feel you have a hard time fitting in."	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
1763	So, you said people often ignore you?	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1764	He SITS AROUND the house!	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1765	He came to join the elephant in the room.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
1766	Elephant?	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
1767	It's not exactly an elephant in the living room, but close enough.	1.2262	0.05952	84	70	9	5
1768	He ignores us because we're the problem in his room.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
1769	You were right. Next time we’ll pick the runt of the litter.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
1770	Damn! First it was the elephant - now this.	1.2262	0.06189	84	71	7	6
1771	He needs some air.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
1772	Honey. It's time we talked about the 800-pound gorilla in the room.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1773	OK, let's talk about why you feel you need more space	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
1774	There’s only him in the relationship	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
1775	Did you have something you wanted to talk about.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1776	Sorry, but the elephant broke the table last week	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1777	There are many challenges, in an interfaith marriage.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
1778	I feel like we don't see eye to eye	1.2254	0.06406	71	59	8	4
1779	I also do individual counselling but only on weekends	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
1780	Ask him if he plays bridge.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
1781	How is this better than the elephant in the room?	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
1782	I'm really grateful that your Mother-In-Law agreed to attend this therapy session. Lets begin.	1.2250	0.06156	80	67	8	5
1783	I think its time junior gets his own place	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
1784	When you say there are irreconcilable differences between you and Mrs, Kong, what exactly do you mean?	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
1785	I told you he had a thing for the blonde upstairs	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
1786	I'd say we've had a breakthrough this session.	1.2250	0.05024	80	63	16	1
1787	Mr. Kong, abdicating your crown to be with the woman you love can't have been easy. Would you like to share your feelings about it?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
1788	Who measured for the remodel?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
1789	You can’t control the situation but you can control your reaction.	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
1790	I know what you mean, my corgi is quite the shedder too.	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
1791	If you want to make this relationship work, you have to accept that you won't always see eye to eye.	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
1792	I have to be honest with you, it’s unusual to keep Thanksgiving Day balloons.	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
1793	So which floor has the best view?	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
1794	Are you quite sure there's nothing more you'd like to talk about?	1.2247	0.04728	89	70	18	1
1795	If you don't mind, I'd rather not talk about it.	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
1796	Thank you, that was great. Now let's see if he has a different perspective.	1.2239	0.06665	67	56	7	4
1797	I just feel uneasy, but I can’t explain why.	1.2239	0.06665	67	56	7	4
1798	Well, I thought ignoring him upstairs was going really well.	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
1799	Forget the skyscraper. Is he supportive around the house?	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
1800	So, George, how does it feel when Janine calls you a big hairy ape? Do you feel seen?	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
1801	He’s just a pain in the neck.	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
1802	I see what you mean about having his head in the clouds.	1.2237	0.05164	76	60	15	1
1803	You're asking ME about the elephant in the room‽	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
1804	I guess we’ll have to discuss the 500 pound gorilla in the room.	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
1805	Can we hurry this up? I have a plane to catch.	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
1806	Can you at least try to look at me when I’m talking to you?	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
1807	What I'm hearing is that you don't always think he deserves to be called King.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1808	Have you considered higher ceilings?	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1809	When you asked if your friend could crash on our couch this is not what I had envisioned.	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
1810	I suppose someone has to say it,but I think we should discuss the elephant now that he isn’t in the room.	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
1811	He did ask for a room with a view.	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
1812	But grunting IS his love language.	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1813	It’s hard for us to see eye to eye	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1814	I see why you requested an in-home session.	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
1815	So how did you two meet?	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1816	I told you we should have talked about the elephant.	1.2234	0.05691	94	79	9	6
1817	Have you and Skyline Tours discussed salary?	1.2234	0.05691	94	79	9	6
1818	I really think we should address the gorilla in the room	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
1819	You can lead Kong to a shrink but you can’t make him shrink.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
1820	Are we going to talk about the giant gorilla in the room?	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
1821	Okay so you feel you don't see eye to eye. Let's unpack that a little.	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
1822	How long have you imagined yourself to be Fay Wray?	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
1823	I thought that having a roommate would help pay for the repairs...	1.2222	0.06626	72	61	6	5
1824	I thought we were trying to avoid talking about the elephant in the room!	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1825	Who's your new friend?	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
1826	Your husband says you take up too much space in the bed	1.2222	0.05827	81	67	10	4
1827	At least he won’t be stoping around upstairs anymore.	1.2222	0.06324	72	60	8	4
1828	So Mr. Kong, is it true you are having trouble fitting in…	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
1829	I guess it’s the elephant’s day off	1.2222	0.05317	108	91	10	7
1830	It feels like he's not hearing either of us.	1.2222	0.06086	81	68	8	5
1831	I think we've talked enough about the gorilla for now, maybe we can turn our attention to the elephant.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
1832	To be honest, after so many sessions I’m not sure why you think you’re incompatible.	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1833	‘Have you tried bananas?	1.2222	0.06086	81	68	8	5
1834	Maybe it’s time we address the gorilla in the room	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
1835	‘It’s not really as bad as it seems, he has a kind soul.’	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
1836	Most people often overlook the sixth stage of grief: gorilla.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
1837	Does he do this at home?	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
1838	I forgot my mask	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1839	I see you’ve been to the pet store again.	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
1840	Didn’t you say there was an elephant in the room?	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
1841	He followed me home, can I keep him?	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
1842	OK, are we done with the idioms now?	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1843	So, Ann, how would you say your relationship has evolved?	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1844	I come home early and, you claim Kong was in the neighborhood and happened to just drop in. Ann, really? How can you expect me to believe there's no monkey business is gong on?"	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1845	In my experience, scaling the empire state building is generally a sign of bigger issues.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1846	Worrying about the state of the world makes sense, but it’s important to compartmentalize.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1847	Honey, perhaps you saw this coming but…there is something I need to talk to you about	1.2209	0.04794	86	68	17	1
1848	Enough with our plus-size progressiveness.	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
1849	Sorry for dropping in unannounced.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
1850	He won't admit it but he's seeing other women.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
1851	Perhaps we can train him to be our emotional support animal.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
1852	At least we're not dealing with a glass ceiling issue.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
1853	As you can probably see, we repainted your old room and decided to put the monkey bars in the backyard.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
1854	I understand his post-traumatic stress but, Ms. Wray, your friend must work on the agoraphobia.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
1855	No. It’s important you look at Betty when she is telling us how she feels.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
1856	I thought elephant in the room was bad enough but gorilla....	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
1857	Couldn’t your brother have stayed at the hotel with the other fursuiters?	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
1858	But honey, the ultrasound was perfectly normal.	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
1859	Now that we’re all comfortable, let’s begin.	1.2206	0.05066	68	53	15	0
1860	He hasn’t climbed the Empire State Building for me in years.	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
1861	he just takes up so much space in the relationship	1.2206	0.07211	68	59	3	6
1862	It's just the next step of the evolution	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
1863	Has he gotten over his penchant for climbing tall buildings?	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1864	Next time you agree to house-sit dear, I would get a few more details.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
1865	And that's another reason I'm glad we bought the penthouse.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
1866	As usual, Lois, I have no idea what you are talking about.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1867	Actually, we can still tell it where to sit – it’s only 795 pounds.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1868	Technically it's not entirely IN the room so I need not address it.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1869	But he was so cute and cuddly when we first brought him home.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1870	It is all right to ignore him. He's only partially in the room.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1871	I thought you said it was human growth hormone.	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
1872	What will you do if it farts?	1.2195	0.06017	82	69	8	5
1873	There are days when I really miss the elephant.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1874	It would have been nice if you asked me first.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1875	I invited the elephant but he couldn't make it.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1876	This may not be obvious to you, but the most challenging aspect of your relationship is that you don’t see eye to eye on a number of issues.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1877	I think you misunderstood what I meant by personal growth.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1878	But let’s just focus on you.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1879	Your husbands a grown man	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1880	Your choice: animal shelter or taxidermist.	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
1881	You realize interacial marriages are barely tolerated in a red state like ours -- this will make Ted Cruz go ape shit.	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
1882	I don't know what we said but he absolutely went through the roof!	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
1883	If he can stop smoking for a year I don't see any obstacles for your husband to qualify for a lower premium."	1.2192	0.05251	73	58	14	1
1884	Well, normally we would start by discussing the elephant in the room...	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
1885	We haven’t climbed the Empire State Building in months.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
1886	Does he always make this much of a scene?	1.2192	0.06542	73	62	6	5
1887	No, I don't think it's an elephant in the room.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
1888	Did I mention I'm doing my own research on monkeypox?	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
1889	Acknowledging that he's in the room is the first step	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
1890	The elephant was sick today.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1891	The family upstairs is watching King Kong.	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
1892	We need to move beyond the elephant in the room	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
1893	Now this is what I call a breakthrough!	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1894	Fay, I told you he'd follow you home . . .	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1895	Perhaps you should cut back on those steroids, son	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
1896	You’re wife says you’re afraid of heights and you won’t talk about it.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1897	He ALWAYS sticks his nose in other people’s businesses	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1898	My mother said it would never work.	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
1899	Perhaps our first step, Carol, is acknowledging that he's more than the 800-pound gorilla in the room, and that he's not even entirely in the room.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
1900	Perhaps Michael just wants you to acknowledge him.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
1901	But it's a Gorilla, not an Elephant!!	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
1902	So hon, what was it you wanted to talk to me about?	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
1903	I mean he's literally sitting ON the co-op board.	1.2179	0.06228	78	66	7	5
1904	The ceilings were high enough when we adopted him.	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
1905	To save your marriage, we've got to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
1906	There’s an elephant in here.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
1907	It’s her or me	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
1908	I take it you didn’t come of your own accord?	1.2178	0.05378	101	85	10	6
1909	Please call upstairs and have them change the channel.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
1910	So you're upset because he leaves the toilet seat up.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
1911	I just feel like he’s always got his head in the clouds	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
1912	I guess... i'm really concerned that he's seeing other people	1.2174	0.06486	69	58	7	4
1913	Could oversize expectations be part of the problem, Mrs Kong?	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
1914	Honestly, Doc, I do find him a bit apish at times.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
1915	At least it isn’t an elephant.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1916	In my humble opinion, incompatible love language is not the problem.	1.2169	0.05950	83	70	8	5
1917	You need to evolve along with your wife for this marriage to work.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
1918	He hit the roof when I told him he couldn’t stay with us anymore.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
1919	I believe he is thinking of saving someone else even now.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1920	Still, I don’t see any problem with you taking Anna to the prom.	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
1921	In his defense, this city can be hard on alpha males.	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
1922	The baby formula substitute seems to have had complications.	1.2167	0.06761	60	50	7	3
1923	But he leaves so much hair in the bathtub.	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
1924	So, Vera, tell me why exactly you think David’s behavior is sometimes primitive?	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
1925	I would acknowledge the three-month gorilla in the room, but I suspect it's your mother.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1926	So you think you have compatibility issues?	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
1927	Why don’t you come down so we can discuss your concerns.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
1928	Our drop-in policy is apparently vague.	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
1929	It's not uncommon for the thrill of dating to ebb as you settle into domesticity. Maybe try a date night to recreate that excitement. I hear the Empire State building is lovely this time of year.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1930	Well, I feel that we had a real breakthrough today.	1.2162	0.06460	74	63	6	5
1931	So you want to understand why someone that sweeps you off your feet also makes you feel small and insignificant?	1.2162	0.06460	74	63	6	5
1932	Fay, can you tell Kong how he can be less clingy?	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
1933	It’s just so difficult to see eye-to-eye with him.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
1934	No, Mrs Kong, size doesn’t matter	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1935	It does seat two nicely.	1.2159	0.04698	88	70	17	1
1936	It's either him or me.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
1937	So, Mr. And Mrs. Kong, what seems to be the problem?	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1938	What Elephant?”	1.2155	0.05020	116	98	11	7
1939	Bobo, Cynthia and I feel that now that you have a job, it's time that you should considering finding your own place.	1.2154	0.07102	65	56	4	5
1940	As I said, there is no elephant in the room sweetheart.	1.2154	0.06755	65	55	6	4
1941	I think what your husband is trying to say, is that his primitive instincts and urges are going unnoticed and need to be satisfied	1.2154	0.06755	65	55	6	4
1942	Are there any glaring incompatibilities between you two?	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
1943	Oh My God Stella, we just got rid of the elephant!!	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
1944	Yes, more space is needed in this relationship.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
1945	So, why do you think you and Fay are having issues?	1.2152	0.06155	79	67	7	5
1946	Thank you for coming,sir. I know it is difficult for you to attend our sessions.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
1947	He does this sometimes when he's not feeling seen.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
1948	"You never told me your brother has only 8 toes.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
1949	Well, is there anything about this experience you found exciting	1.2152	0.04990	79	63	15	1
1950	No you can’t leave yet, we’re just getting into why your parents split up	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
1951	We've got to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
1952	He gets really frustrated when I call him the 800 pound gorilla. He prefers to be called the elephant in the room.	1.2150	0.04974	107	89	13	5
1953	So, his affair with the upstairs neighbor came as a complete surprise?	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
1954	But Manchin says it's not a problem.	1.2143	0.05885	84	71	8	5
1955	I think I might prefer for the elephant to be in the room	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
1956	I realize it is NOT a pink elephant but....	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
1957	Be careful what you wish for, Ann.	1.2143	0.06716	70	60	5	5
1958	Before we begin, can I get you anything? Coffee, tea... a crate of bananas	1.2143	0.06400	70	59	7	4
1959	It seems he has an edifice complex	1.2143	0.05636	84	70	10	4
1960	To him, you're the 800-pound gorilla in this relationship.	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
1961	He prefers to be called the 362.874 kilogram gorilla.	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
1962	So you didn’t see any roadblocks when you started this relationship?	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
1963	And you thought it was the elephant in the room?	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
1964	Now that you've described your husband's behavior, Mrs. Peabody, turn to him and tell him how you really feel.	1.2143	0.06400	70	59	7	4
1965	So we’re still not talking about it?	1.2143	0.07078	56	47	6	3
1966	I think our son is overdoing it with the steroids"	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
1967	I wonder who lives upstairs?	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
1968	Sorry,but insurance only covers the elephant.	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
1969	I got the results of the DNA test Helen	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
1970	It's hardly appropriate to ask him to take his hat off inside when the hat is still outside.	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
1971	Other than that, how is he in bed?	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
1972	I really can't see where your head is at	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
1973	Each of you needs to give your partner some room. It always stresses a relationship when partners come from different backgrounds.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
1974	So, tell me. How did you two first meet?	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
1975	Not a great conversationalist, is he.	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
1976	I told you not to rub the bottle.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
1977	You think she's blowing things out of proportion?	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
1978	I shouldn't have asked him to sit up.	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
1979	Mr. Kong, I understand you're upset the Texas Government won't do anything about gun reform. But that doesn't excuse you from climbing the Empire State Building in a fit of rage.	1.2133	0.06379	75	64	6	5
1980	Now in order to have any hope of making strides in marital therapy, Marge, I think you must be willing to confront the 800 pound gorilla in the room.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
1981	I know what you mean. I also miss the elephant.	1.2133	0.05127	75	60	14	1
1982	I see what you mean when you called and said your husband was a beast.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
1983	Always monkeying around, head in clouds, and heavy sleeper-- anything else?"	1.2133	0.05127	75	60	14	1
1984	New York is not for everybody.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
1985	Carol, we discussed you bringing your work home with you.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
1986	Well at least it gives us an excuse to finally remodel this room.	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
1987	I’m sure your Father meant well.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
1988	Toilet? Sorry, no - we don't have a toilet.	1.2131	0.07057	61	52	5	4
1989	Sometimes I don't want to be rescued	1.2131	0.07435	61	53	3	5
1990	Please, next time use the door.	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
1991	So he calls you Ding Dong and you call him...?	1.2131	0.07057	61	52	5	4
1992	Have you two considered role play? Ann, how would you feel if Kong were to dress up as Godzilla?	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
1993	I bet we’ll get major pushback from our insurer on this claim”.	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
1994	I just feel we don't see eye to eye.	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
1995	I think you need a better shrink.	1.2128	0.05634	94	80	8	6
1996	sorry about that, it's my neighbor's immersive streaming service acting up again	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
1997	Where the Wild Things Are Now	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
1998	Look, I think it's time we address the 900 pound gorilla partially in the room	1.2125	0.06083	80	68	7	5
1999	It's hard to read his mind.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2000	Unfortunately, this is what happens when you don't address the 5,000 pound gorilla in the room.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2001	The sitter just cancelled.	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
2002	At least he’s not halfway out the door.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2003	I feel like this is a metaphor for something.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
2004	What I’m hearing is that Kong wants you to do the chasing once in a while.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
2005	They were a little too insistent at the co-op meeting about not having a dog.	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
2006	I told you we should have rented in Queens	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
2007	Do we have enough bamboo shoots for everybody?	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
2008	I can hear them up there talking about us again!	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
2009	If this marriage is to survive, you two need to resolve some basic issues.	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
2010	I told you we would have been better off with an elephant.	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
2011	Just his way of social distancing.	1.2113	0.06628	71	61	5	5
2012	I know it's not an elephant. I still think we should talk about it.	1.2113	0.06628	71	61	5	5
2013	They say an 800-lb. gorilla sits anywhere it wants to.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
2014	His ego is simply too big.	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
2015	So this all began when you were offered a role in what you were told was a Hollywood movie.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2016	Well, I think it's better than him staring in our window.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2017	Of course we should at least consider his point of view.”	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2018	I think he's joined you here today because he doesn't always feel like the Eighth Wonder of the World.	1.2111	0.04605	90	72	17	1
2019	I never liked that ceiling anyway.	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2020	Well, try to put yourself in her size, see how you'd feel!	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2021	How big is he gonna get?	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
2022	Well, you two have some pretty obvious boundary issues; I’d offer that as a good place to start, if he can hear me.	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2023	For next week, we can start meeting again by Zoom.	1.2105	0.06016	76	64	8	4
2024	I want you to try seeing eye to eye on this	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2025	The firefighter you met at the Empire State Building is where now?	1.2105	0.06016	76	64	8	4
2026	We need to talk about the 800-pound gorilla mostly in the room.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2027	Actually it's time to stop talking about the elephant.	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
2028	So Ann Darrow, or should I say Fay Wray? Who is with you today?	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2029	Well, this proves the point... Three really is a crowd!	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2030	Frankly, I preferred the elephant in the room.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2031	How about a trip to New York to rekindle the flame?	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2032	We don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2033	What do you mean, it's a beautiful view of the Empire State Building?	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2034	I've had experience with elephants in the room - this is a first.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2035	No means, no.	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2036	Okay, let's talk about the 800-pound gorilla in the room.	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2037	Mr. Counselor, My husband and I can't see eye to eye.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2038	And we gave up our cat because the building doesn't allow pets.	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2039	I just feel like his head’s always elsewhere	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2040	She's willing to allow that your intentions are not to frighten or intimidate.	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2041	We just haven’t been seeing each other eye to eye lately	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2042	Why yes...you CAN see the Empire State Building from here.	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
2043	What part of 'no pets' do our neighbors not understand?	1.2097	0.06951	62	53	5	4
2044	He dragged me all the way up here and now he won't even talk.	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
2045	Good, Larry! You’re having a breakthrough!	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
2046	I agree, his ego has gone through the roof!	1.2097	0.06951	62	53	5	4
2047	We may have a problem when his mom comes to visit.	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
2048	So, tell me why you've come to seek my help.	1.2095	0.05530	105	91	6	8
2049	He's a growing teenager, Judy. He just SEEMS like a gorilla.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2050	Every healthy relationship needs more space from time to time	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2051	What elephant in the room?	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2052	Well, Mrs. Kong, today’s breakthrough coupled with last week’s feces-hurling incident means I’m going to need your co-pay up front.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2053	It just hasn’t been the same since we were on the top of the Empire State Building.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2054	I dunno, Doc. It’s like he constantly makes me feel small.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2055	Mr.Kong, in couples therapy, it's referred to as the elephant in the room.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
2056	I was just upstairs feeding him, and now I'm going downstairs to shovel out.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
2057	While it's easy to focus on your differences, I would encourage you to focus on all that you have in common. For instance, you share 98% of your genes.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
2058	Try to focus on what you two have in common, like opposable thumbs.	1.2090	0.06568	67	57	6	4
2059	„…told you Karen: shrink won‘t help!“	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
2060	Sure, I love that this New Yorker cartoonist building is rent-controlled, but I miss our solid ceilings.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2061	Maybe we should have talked about the elephant.	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
2062	Really, Muriel, how can it be little Albert's fault that Costco is out of bananas?	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
2063	You're gonna need to speak up	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2064	We must admit, it's there, and it's larger than an elephant.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2065	Have you tried Kongnative therapy?	1.2088	0.05529	91	77	9	5
2066	Wow. Most couples don't actually BRING the 800-pound gorilla.	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
2067	Excuse me, could you guys take your shoes off please? New apartment and all.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
2068	Was easier when we discussed the elephant in the room	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
2069	He’s understandably angry. Early reviews of the Kong sequel are not good.	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
2070	In my professional opinion, he's just not all there.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
2071	You weren’t kidding when you said that some of your newfound relatives from the ancestry test had a high percentage of Neanderthal DNA!	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
2072	So she thinks your over powering her	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
2073	Everything was fine until some kid at school called him Sasquatch. He’s very sensitive, you know.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2074	What Ann wants to communicate to you is that she doesn’t need you to be a king, she just needs you to be Kong.	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
2075	I think what Tom is trying to say is that he needs more space.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
2076	Go on say it	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2077	It’s like you’re two different species. Are you even trying to relate to each other?	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
2078	Well, do you have anything you want to discuss today?	1.2078	0.05944	77	65	8	4
2079	Honey, but shouldn't it be an elephant?	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
2080	I know you prefer the 800-pound gorilla, but I still miss the elephant in the room.	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
2081	Maybe we can play the game with something else in the middle.	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
2082	I'm sorry, but I just don't see what the problem is.	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
2083	And the children, do they sense that there is a problem ?	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2084	To be honest, I am starting to question the compatibility of this relationship.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2085	Ironically, this is NOT the one I was talking about	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2086	If you could see his face, you would fall in love too!	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2087	Harry, didn't you say you were going to order the glue?	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2088	Well, there goes the elephant.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2089	So what you’re saying is you feel Kong is never fully present anymore?	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2090	Not everything is a trap, Maurice.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2091	Listen, you know the rules: no shoes, no shirt, no couple’s therapy.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2092	Who’s the girl?	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2093	If you really want to marry her—exactly what are your “prospects”?	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2094	Now Henry, he does his best...	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2095	I suspected you have been having an affair. But with him??	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2096	I think you've finally reached a breakthrough regarding the elephant in the room.	1.2069	0.05696	87	74	8	5
2097	Well, he should have worn his mask.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2098	Your neighbors seem nice.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
2099	I thought you said a "little" problem	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2100	Is this what they meant by "house-broken?"	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2101	He’s very inconsiderate. What makes him think he can sit anywhere he wants?	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2102	'I hope he's not going ape-shit.'	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2103	We’ve grown apart and I feel like I’m just more evolved.	1.2063	0.06463	63	53	7	3
2104	He wants to be called Mr. Kong.	1.2063	0.06848	63	54	5	4
2105	Do you think you're ready to talk about this?	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
2106	I hope he’s not planning to stay for dinner!	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
2107	This isn't the type of break through I had in mind.	1.2063	0.06848	63	54	5	4
2108	Did you fart?	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2109	Well, your husband seems to have his head in the clouds.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2110	Yeah, it's a jungle out there.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
2111	I thought it was an elephant in the room.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
2112	I’m glad I had an opening for you!	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
2113	Comfy. Is it also a sleeper?	1.2059	0.06808	68	59	4	5
2114	I hate it when he wants a pedicure.	1.2059	0.04940	68	54	14	0
2115	And is there...anything else you want to talk about?	1.2059	0.06478	68	58	6	4
2116	In this process, it's important that you see yourselves as equals.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2117	I’m glad you got it off your back. Now how about you get it out of my office?	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2118	Well, at least we finally dealt with the elephant in the room.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
2119	Everyone talks about the elephant in the room. I thought we might discuss something different for a change.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
2120	I was going to talk about the elephant in the room, but…	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
2121	He and I have talked, and his concerns about your marriage began when you turned into a bridezilla.	1.2055	0.06458	73	63	5	5
2122	But, he IS family.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
2123	What? Did you expect an elephant in the room?	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
2124	I guess we don't have to worry about the elephant	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
2125	I've found seeing eye to eye is helpful.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
2126	No...I don't think you could make it any more obvious.	1.2055	0.06156	73	62	7	4
2127	Often I feel Ted doesn’t hear how I really feel	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
2128	We really do need to do a better job at vetting our Airbnb clients going forward.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
2129	Your wife says you're no longer the man she married.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
2130	You say he's got his head in the clouds?	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
2131	I know therapy is hard but blowing your top doesn't help us!	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
2132	It's time to stop being so damn neighborly	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2133	Does seeing it help you process the emotions triggered by the Empire State Building?	1.2051	0.06150	78	67	6	5
2134	I think what I'm hearing from you is that you need more space.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
2135	Well, elephant in the room is so last decade.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
2136	Who knew the bananas were radioactive?	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
2137	So, you think he doesn't listen to you well at times.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2138	He’s hanging off the building, he’s dropping in. I’m not stupid, Ann.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
2139	You're just a big fish in a small pond.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
2140	Well. We did say we’d prefer a Telehealth appointment.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
2141	So, are we going to address the 60,000 pound gorilla in the room.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2142	Okay, you wanted to talk about the elephant in the room but frankly I don’t see one.	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2143	So what's on your mind, Marge?	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2144	Can we talk about it now?	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2145	Then, you're paternal twins?	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2146	I agree, sometimes these feelings are very subtle, even undetectable.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2147	There is usually an elephant in the room...	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2148	Now when you say his head is always in the clouds . . .	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2149	Intimacy is a problem now after menopause.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2150	This is kind of my specialty. Last week we had an elephant in the room.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2151	And how does it make you feel when monkey see, but monkey not do?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2152	Al least your elephant boyfriend fit in the room!?!	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2153	I liked it better when it was just loud noises upstairs	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
2154	I miss the old elephant in the room.	1.2045	0.05636	88	75	8	5
2155	I just feel a little in over my head doc.	1.2045	0.04325	88	70	18	0
2156	So this is where that 500-pound gorilla sits.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2157	So, when ARE we going to talk about this?	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2158	I think we're gonna need a bigger couch.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2159	The 800 pound gorilla may join us now	1.2043	0.05418	93	79	9	5
2160	I kind of miss the elephant.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2161	Of course, as a mixed couple, you'll face a lot of challenges.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2162	Animal magnetism IS powerful - but let's talk compatibility.	1.2034	0.07560	59	52	2	5
2163	I see that this problem is bigger than we originally thought.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
2164	How do we tell if it is an 800-pound gorilla or a 1,000-pound gorilla?	1.2034	0.07163	59	51	4	4
2165	What part of 'anywhere he wants' don't you understand.	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
2166	Its a very simple and routine procedure, really.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
2167	I thought your cousin was a blonde	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2168	Now listen here…I won’t allow any monkey business out of any young man who takes my daughter out on a date!	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2169	One movie, and now you identify as Tom Cruise?	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2170	Mr Wray, I knew that I wanted to marry daughter when we had our very first date on the Empire State building."	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2171	Perhaps he hasn’t taken you on a honeymoon because he’s afraid of planes.	1.2031	0.06748	64	55	5	4
2172	So, before we begin, do you prefer Queen or Ms. Kong?	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
2173	Are you sure you don’t want to talk about it?	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2174	Do you love him?	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2175	We should have said he could only stay one night."	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
2176	Talk about what?	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
2177	Perhaps we should discuss the elephant in the room.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
2178	You married a real hunk,	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2179	This is going to be a very expensive session.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
2180	If you didn’t want to talk you could have just said so	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2181	You're right, 'Felonious Monkey' is not a nice nickname.	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
2182	The Elephant in the Room was already booked.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2183	We're growing apart.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2184	Ahh… that’s what you mean when you say “he’s been monkeying around”	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2185	Why you're always bringing-up your ancestors?	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
2186	Well Gosh, Meriam, what did you pray for?!	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2187	I've heard of the elephant in the room but this is ridiculous.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2188	Have you considered that climbing tall buildings with you might be his love language?	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2189	It is nice that he is letting you visit with me and not carrying you up the side of the Empire State Building.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
2190	You said,"It's fine	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
2191	I can see how ‘pick me up at work’ could be ambiguous.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2192	He’s just hiding until the planes go away.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
2193	It’s getting harder and harder to ignore him.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2194	‘It’s not always the elephant in the room.’	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2195	I think we should finally address this painting on the wall	1.2027	0.06376	74	64	5	5
2196	The problem is : we always have different points of view	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
2197	We already addressed the elephant in the room.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2198	Forget the 800 lb gorilla issue. Let’s talk about your King Kong complex.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
2199	It's a relationship that only seemed to work in the movies.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
2200	Please explain after all these years you never noticed his size	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2201	As your clinician, I am obligated to make you aware of the challenges you'll face	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2202	Swinging from buildings should not be the only way to keep your marriage exciting.	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2203	Well, he's not really in the room	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2204	It must be difficult for you to see eye to eye on issues.	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2205	Besides his head "always being in the clouds," is there anything else about him you would like to see him work on?	1.2025	0.06077	79	68	6	5
2206	That's not what I mean by "housebroken."	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2207	Well! At least the elephant is gone.	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2208	Those damn planes buzzing me while I was sightseeing on top of the Empire State building. Just need a place of solace here. Thanks for caring.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2209	So, did you have a good day at the office?	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2210	There’s something we need to talk about.”	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2211	Technically he is in the room upstairs.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2212	He's stressed out being back in New York, after what happened to his uncle King William Kong.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2213	I am not a medical doctor but I think you should be seeing one about you Steroid intake.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2214	So , tell me .. and how did you feel when he took you to the top of the Empire State Building ?	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2215	You say he's been distant and not there for you but maybe he just needs a little more space.	1.2024	0.05561	84	71	9	4
2216	So, Sam, would you say your decision to eschew footwear is a personal choice, or forced on you by circumstances?	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2217	Gorilla?	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2218	So, Marcy says you're taking up too much space in the relationship.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2219	Ms.Smith, you are alleging abominable conditions in your marriage.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2220	And you thought it was me who was snoring.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2221	Perhaps the reason you two cannot communicate efficiently is because you never see eye to eye.	1.2022	0.04570	89	72	16	1
2222	– Ya no aguanto más su antiperonismo, doctor	1.2022	0.05577	89	76	8	5
2223	I thought we agreed on the elephant.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2224	I told you he was too big to still be living at home.	1.2021	0.05365	94	80	9	5
2225	No Susan, I dont think there’s an elephant in the room	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2226	He likes to take me outside a lot.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2227	How does that make you feel?	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
2228	I distinctly heard Amazon say it was a miniature.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2229	Actually, can we talk about something else for a change.	1.2000	0.05749	85	73	7	5
2230	The elephant option was sold out.	1.2000	0.05749	85	73	7	5
2231	Honestly, I think I preferred the elephant.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2232	You should see the elephant in the next room.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2233	These things have a way of working out, Miss Wray.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2234	Compatibility Issues I suppose..	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2235	What’s up?	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2236	I told you that a condo on the top of the Empire State Building was a bad idea!	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2237	So, which one of you suffers from delusions of grandeur?	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
2238	I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do. He just sits wherever he wants.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2239	He seems nice. How long have you known each other?	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2240	Isn't it supposed to be an elephant?	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2241	Seriously, he's not a homewrecker?	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2242	We used to have an Elephant	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2243	You've got to try to be the bigger person.	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
2244	The Gun Lobby	1.2000	0.06006	80	69	6	5
2245	Did the realtor mention anything about a squatter?	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
2246	Well, technically, part of him is NOT in the room.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2247	That’s a lovely penis, King.	1.2000	0.06006	80	69	6	5
2248	I'm sorry. The 800-pound what?	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2249	We can’t keep ignoring it.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2250	My husband is a Beast!	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2251	Perhaps we need to revisit the definition of "housepet."	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
2252	Look, all we need is a huge rug for sweeping things under. It will pull the whole room together.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
2253	I thought you said you wanted to discuss the elephant in the room.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2254	Next time why don’t we make this a Zoom session?	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
2255	Look -Kong, was it? - just get her back by 9 p.m., or all bets are off.	1.2000	0.07441	60	53	2	5
2256	Is there is anything else you would like to share about not fitting in?	1.2000	0.06006	80	69	6	5
2257	So you see, Mr. Sendak, this is where the wild thing IS.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2258	I think it's time to talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the room, don't you?	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
2259	I'm finding it hard to live with your reality.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2260	I thought you said there was an elephant in the room.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2261	She says it feels like you're not always present.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2262	It’s true, Mrs. Kong, arranged marriages often seem mismatched at first.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2263	I'm just so tired of having to unclog the toilet	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
2264	It’s the whole raised-in-the-trees thing -- we think he’s just more comfortable with a second-floor view.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2265	When I said ‘get some fresh air’, I meant after this session.	1.2000	0.04815	70	56	14	0
2266	So I guess this means we aren't going to discuss the elephant in the room?	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2267	Give him time. I think he'll fit right in.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2268	In this case, I think a headshrinker is exactly what you need.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2269	We got the whole Magilla, all right.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2270	It seems to me that there is way more than just an elephant in the room"	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2271	I would like to meet his father. Please bring him to the next session	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2272	He's waiting for the elephant.	1.2000	0.06296	75	65	5	5
2273	King, how does it feel when Fay says you seem to have stopped communicating with her?	1.2000	0.06638	60	51	6	3
2274	I'm confused. I thought you said there was an elephant in the room.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2275	I've replaced the puny elephant.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2276	I think it's time to address the 8,000lb gorilla in the room	1.2000	0.07003	65	57	3	5
2277	Would you like a drink?	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
2278	Well Fay,what brings you in today?	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
2279	Your marriage would go a lot smoother if you stopped referring to your husband as a "big ape"	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2280	And he is very curious!	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2281	I had reservations about our building becoming a movie set.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2282	Ain't no banana up here!	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2283	I must say he’s way more than 800 pounds!	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2284	I know that you are fearful about living alone, but do you really think that he will protect you?	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2285	I put up with your family!	1.2000	0.07003	65	57	3	5
2286	I think it's time we stopped home schooling.	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
2287	You realize you crushed our elephant.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2288	Of course, it will be surprising for your descendants, if they get an ancestry report.	1.2000	0.05741	90	78	6	6
2289	Is this what you consider "thinking out of the box"?	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2290	Do you feel sad, mad, hopeless, or going bananas?	1.2000	0.04650	75	60	15	0
2291	It's as if he doesn't even see you anymore.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2292	But darling, most people don't then bring their holiday romances home...	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
2293	Whatever you do, don’t bring up the election.	1.2000	0.06651	65	56	5	4
2294	This property is not a good fit for me	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2295	First thing first, I have to go over the new fee.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
2296	His mom hates me	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2297	I can never get through to him, his head is always in the clouds	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2298	My vaginas killin me!	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2299	I love what you've done with this place	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2300	Well… it started off purely primal…	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2301	At least Godzilla would wash the dishes every once in a while.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2302	It's okay. They know he's mine.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2303	He just sits wherever he wants!	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2304	Whose turn is it to clean his toe nails?	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2305	...and you're the King of which country?	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2306	...so he was trying on your underwear... then what?	1.1978	0.05463	91	78	8	5
2307	Why surprised? He said his head was ready to explode if you continued talking.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2308	Even just watching TV together at the end of the day has been a challenge	1.1978	0.05234	91	77	10	4
2309	I asked you to get me GLUE!	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2310	I warned her not to sit there!!	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2311	I wasn't asking you, I was asking her.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2312	And how does that make you peel--I mean 'feel'	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2313	I think we've outgrown this house.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2314	Don't ask me! You're the one who invited him.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2315	Do you feel ready to acknowledge the elephant in the room by acknowledging the gorilla in the room?	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
2316	Head in the clouds.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2317	Can we now talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the room	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2318	I think it can sit anywhere it wants to.	1.1975	0.05937	81	70	6	5
2319	So, why do you think he never listens to you?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2320	Faye, I think I hear George saying he needs you to acknowledge that he is not in fact 1000 pounds.	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2321	Got gas?	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
2322	Well, technically it’s not “in” the room.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2323	Mummy would love to hold you on her lap, but you are such a fine big boy now.	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2324	Funny. I was expecting an elephant.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2325	So you think he's been "monkeying around", and he thinks you are "a handful"?	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2326	Well, we did have an elephant in the room.	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
2327	I know he’s not an elephant but we still need to talk about him.	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2328	He is just like your first husband..."	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2329	Dear, I don’t think that’s an elephant.	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
2330	So you say that ever since Godzilla passed he just mopes around the house. Suggest a new pastime. Golf for instance.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2331	Maybe an elephant would have been better.	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
2332	See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
2333	I told you the elephant was a gateway metaphor.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2334	So you are saying you think your size might be a problem for you?	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
2335	This is why I don't like drop-ins.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2336	Boys will be boys.	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
2337	So, we’ve already tried planes and beauty…	1.1974	0.06218	76	66	5	5
2338	All this time I've been worried about elephants.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
2339	It sleeps where it wants, I suppose.	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
2340	"Therapist: and how does that make you feel? Wife: pretty inadequate. He used to go bananas for me, now it's like his head is in the clouds. "	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
2341	No, there's no elephant in that room, either.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
2342	I thought you said "elephant".	1.1972	0.06222	71	61	6	4
2343	I just said it would be nice to adopt a dog...or cat.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
2344	Apart from that, you say its a very happy marriage?	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
2345	Hey they’re watchin pornos up here	1.1972	0.06537	71	62	4	5
2346	…it’s just that the neighbors are starting to ask questions.	1.1972	0.04755	71	57	14	0
2347	I recall last session you were concerned about 'the elephant in the room.'	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
2348	You told him he could crash?	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
2349	I think elephant understates the problem.	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
2350	On the phone you said he sometimes acts like a gorilla	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
2351	So, I see your husband actually is a big dirty ape	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
2352	You’re probably both wondering why I called you here today.	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
2353	Thank goodness he’s house trained	1.1970	0.06556	66	57	5	4
2354	Maybe if you took a little more effort with your appearance , , ,	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
2355	This’ll teach them to complain about noise from us!	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
2356	Let's start at the beginning.	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
2357	Even when we're together, I feel he's not in the same room.	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
2358	The elephant is in the other room.	1.1967	0.06942	61	53	4	4
2359	So you feel like he diminishes you?	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
2360	We should have dealt with this when it was an elephant	1.1967	0.06537	61	52	6	3
2361	He probably feels he doesn't fit in either.	1.1967	0.06942	61	53	4	4
2362	Well..to be fair,it isn’t an elephant.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
2363	see what I mean? he can’t even look at me.	1.1967	0.06942	61	53	4	4
2364	We just can't seem to see eye-to-eye on anything.	1.1967	0.06537	61	52	6	3
2365	I told you he would go through the roof when he found out he wasn't ours	1.1967	0.06942	61	53	4	4
2366	He used to fight planes for me, and take me to high places	1.1967	0.06537	61	52	6	3
2367	what's happened since your last visit? I don't understand.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2368	Look Honey, I don't know why he dropped in--he's no friend of mine."	1.1957	0.05407	92	79	8	5
2369	His father lived on the building spire for many years.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2370	This isn’t what we had in mind when you said you were transitioning.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2371	Tell your friend that he can't just drop in whenever he wants.	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
2372	No, it's not an elephant!	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2373	Talk amongst yourselves, I'm not the elephant.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2374	I just feel like we never have any privacy together	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2375	I just feel like he isn't hearing me.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2376	I think we need to talk.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2377	Perhaps he also wants to feel held.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2378	So what I'm hearing is, you need some space.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2379	Now, when you say your husband is an ape...."	1.1951	0.05869	82	71	6	5
2380	He'll be sitting in on our session today.	1.1951	0.05607	82	70	8	4
2381	College is going to be expensive.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2382	Jane, perhaps now is a good time to talk about the gorilla in the room?	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2383	Alright,good. And can you think of any other reasons you may have grown apart?	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2384	Let's discuss the importance of eye contact in your relationship.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2385	You're the 120-pound human in the room.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2386	Because that's where he wants.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2387	Our elephant couldn't make it.	1.1948	0.04543	77	62	15	0
2388	Inflation is rampant!	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
2389	I suppose we should start by bringing up the elephant in the room.	1.1948	0.05857	77	66	7	4
2390	Airbnb lists it as a studio with a view.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2391	So you feel that when you try to connect it's as if airplanes are buzzing around your head.	1.1948	0.05857	77	66	7	4
2392	It’s growing on me	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
2393	Our issues are on another level, Doc.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2394	It always feels like his head is somewhere else	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2395	I usually say in the first session of marriage counseling that we should address the 400 lb. gorilla in the room. But what species is your husband?	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
2396	We just don’t see eye to eye anymore!	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
2397	All I know, it's in the living room.	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
2398	Let's address the skinny woman in the room.	1.1944	0.06141	72	62	6	4
2399	We’ll, at least there’s not as many helicopters flying around.	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
2400	Try to see it from his perspective.	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2401	Okay if I crash here tonight?	1.1944	0.06141	72	62	6	4
2402	Well,	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2403	And he wasn't a King, either!	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2404	Thanks for coming inside the building today Kong… I really think we’re starting to unpick some of your anger issues.	1.1944	0.06141	72	62	6	4
2405	It’s too big to ignore.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
2406	The Co-op Board asked me to speak with you, Mr. and Mrs. Nolan, on a matter of great concern.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
2407	So what's your thoughts on different species relationship?	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
2408	So the elephant in the room wasn't enough for you?	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
2409	This is not why I told your mother to sit there.	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
2410	There's obviously something bothering you.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
2411	Was he vaccinated?	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
2412	If you think about it, he's family.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
2413	Have you considered terrorizing Ney York City together?	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
2414	So like...do you two...you know...?	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
2415	Elephant in the room? We're way past that, Harold"	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
2416	I warned you about adopting a pet through the Costco pet department!	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2417	I trust you'll have her back home by whenever you want	1.1935	0.06837	62	54	4	4
2418	I'm starting to understand why you two are having trouble communicating.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
2419	Barbara and her biological clock.	1.1935	0.05353	93	80	8	5
2420	Whatever happened to Fay Wray?	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
2421	Now, what was I saying?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2422	I heard you say you were excited to have guests over again.	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
2423	Since we addressed the elephant in the room last week, why don't we talk about your 800 pound gorilla today?	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
2424	What you say may be true, but we’re not on Skull Island now, are we?	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
2425	We just don't see eye-to-eye.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2426	Ahem. Let’s cut to the chase and address the gorilla in the room.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2427	And Jacky,how do you feel about Kong saying you don't give him enough space?	1.1930	0.06352	57	48	7	2
2428	I thought some of the roles were already cast!	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
2429	It's just a pet peeve. Your husband is put off when he sees your hair on the soap."	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2430	What a major breakthrough!	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2431	Face it. Your mother was right.	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
2432	Don't hit the ceiling over this, but he's been juicing.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2433	Jane, I think we have a problem that needs to be addressed…	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2434	Well - this explains the gorilla head on the roof…	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2435	Watch those carbs and this room will fit you again.	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
2436	He assures me he’s just passing through.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2437	Technically speaking,Ms. Woodruff,the 300 pound gorilla is not entirely in the room.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2438	I don't want to be on the nose about this but I think you have your head in the clouds.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2439	Your turn for walkies.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2440	Buy a house I said....but no, you said a condo was easier to maintain	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2441	I thought we agreed—no pets allowed.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2442	Elephants are so 20th century.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2443	We need to talk about Kevin.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2444	Define "In the room."	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
2445	Is this anything like elephant in the room?	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
2446	I just wonder what Kongfucius would say.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2447	I'm through the roof with her, Doc	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
2448	Are you comfy?	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2449	Sorry, your homeowner policy does not cover damage caused by failure to control your pet.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2450	First there was that elephant in the room. And now this!	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2451	Everyone always talks about the elephant in the room, no one wants to acknowledge me	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2452	You're handling your sudden widowhood quite well.	1.1918	0.06062	73	63	6	4
2453	Perhaps you’ve simply outgrown the relationship.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2454	What DID you feed him Dear?	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
2455	So, what was so wrong with the baby elephant?	1.1918	0.06062	73	63	6	4
2456	I think you’re in over your head.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2457	Perhaps you should just try snuggling and forego the rest.	1.1918	0.06062	73	63	6	4
2458	Please tell me he’s housebroken.	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
2459	Let’s talk about the 128-pound girl in the room.	1.1918	0.06062	73	63	6	4
2460	There goes the security deposit	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
2461	No one even mentions the elephant any more.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2462	Harriet, I am quite certain there is not an elephant in the room	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
2463	Let's delay our session until the elephant arrives.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
2464	At least he agreed to drop in for the session.	1.1918	0.04640	73	59	14	0
2465	Ok, well now let’s talk about the elephant in the room.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2466	I think what we're seeing here is an apeocalypse.	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
2467	Joe, you can't keep dropping in like this.	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
2468	Thoughts and prayers.	1.1918	0.06062	73	63	6	4
2469	No... I realize there is not an actual elephant in the room.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2470	I really don’t see why you have to drag your family into every session.	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2471	Elephant in the room needs updating	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
2472	Oh now you want to address the elephant?	1.1912	0.06375	68	59	5	4
2473	It may be hard for your parents to accept your coming together as a couple.. but the gap between Judaism and Christianity is really not that wide.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
2474	There are some things you just can’t ignore.	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
2475	OK, The elephant wasn’t that bad	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
2476	I realize you two may not see eye-to-eye, but the apartment does have a great view of both midtown and Central Park.	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
2477	Obviously, what he's saying is he needs more space.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
2478	Let me guess: You are on a bind date.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
2479	Let's address the bigger issue.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
2480	So, you are saying you feel that he always has his head in the clouds.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
2481	Perhaps he needs some space in this relationship.	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
2482	Household Gun on the Side Seat	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
2483	When were you going to tell me about you and Kong?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2484	So, Miss Wray, you say you met him on the Empire State Building.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2485	I can tell your thoughts are elsewhere.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2486	So, how do you feel about evolving at different speeds?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2487	I don’t understand the problem, she said she wanted to go to the Empire State Building.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2488	Good that we rented the top floor.	1.1905	0.06343	63	54	6	3
2489	I thought it was supposed to be an elephant.	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
2490	So the pills are working?	1.1905	0.06343	63	54	6	3
2491	And exactly how does he ignore you?	1.1905	0.06343	63	54	6	3
2492	As for the Thanksgiving Day Parade, I'm not quite sure this is what we're looking for.	1.1905	0.06343	63	54	6	3
2493	You made great progress dealing with the elephant in the room. There’s much more to talk about, but the hour is up.	1.1905	0.06343	63	54	6	3
2494	Seven hundred pounds? I’d say no more than six hundred and twenty, tops.	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
2495	Yes, he's only a distant cousin, but how could I not ask him to stop by?	1.1905	0.06343	63	54	6	3
2496	Kong, do you still open buildings for her?	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
2497	So your trip to see the Empire State Building wasn't the fun getaway you were hoping for?	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
2498	It's all about communication.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
2499	‘It’s like Gabe but with a P’	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
2500	He’s just never in the right headspace to have a proper conversation”	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
2501	I told you, I'm just really good at carnival games.	1.1905	0.05738	84	73	6	5
2502	Exactly what does he do or say to make you feel small?	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
2503	Let us unpack one of the most pressing issues. You mentioned the need for more space for yourself in your life?	1.1900	0.03943	100	81	19	0
2504	He just has to go. Not all pandemic adoptions work out.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
2505	You should have known there would be problems, when you were hanging out at the Empire State Building	1.1899	0.05719	79	68	7	4
2506	I thought it was supposed to be an elephant in the room.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
2507	Is he house broken?	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2508	Well, that ceiling collapse solved your problem with your husband. Now, do you want to keep the gorilla?	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
2509	Well now that THAT's out in the open, maybe we can really talk....	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
2510	They said it was pure CBD!	1.1899	0.05719	79	68	7	4
2511	So, Jane, you were saying you feel like he is always somewhere else in his head...	1.1899	0.05719	79	68	7	4
2512	Can you let me know when the good parking spot frees up?	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2513	Let's talk about your obsession with cliches.	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
2514	And to think we complained about the last upstairs tenant...	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
2515	Whoa! Did you say 'bathroom'?	1.1897	0.06716	58	50	5	3
2516	I support No Shave November, but it has gotten out of control.	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
2517	Honestly, it’s not even about the sex…	1.1897	0.06716	58	50	5	3
2518	I think this is a good time to confront the 800 ton gorilla in the room.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
2519	"You have to stop trying to throw your weight around if you want this relationship to work."	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2520	I hope you realize; Gorillas have tiny penises	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2521	Yes you were adopted. Why do you ask ?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
2522	I have an advantage because I can see my couples therapist and my dentist at the same time	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2523	And how long have you been not seeing each other?	1.1892	0.04584	74	60	14	0
2524	So,why are you here today?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
2525	How do you feel about the power differential?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
2526	Sometimes I just feel so alone.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2527	Do YOU think you are overbearing?	1.1892	0.05985	74	64	6	4
2528	Have you considered a place in Brooklyn?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
2529	It was the beast that killed this relationship!	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
2530	And how did it make you feel to watch your habitat be gentrified by humans?	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2531	He just refuses to come down to my level	1.1892	0.04584	74	60	14	0
2532	The problem is we never see eye-to-eye.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2533	Faye tells me you've already received scholarship offers from several college football teams.	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
2534	The bathroom is down the hall but perhaps you would prefer the window?	1.1887	0.06630	53	45	6	2
2535	I just keep worrying that I'm going to get shot down	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
2536	He's looking for the elephant who said he was coming.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2537	The observation deck is not always available but at least there are no fighter jets in here to distract us.	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
2538	I see you two have really taken to role play	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
2539	Hey, I'm not challenging him on the 800-pound limit.	1.1884	0.06288	69	60	5	4
2540	How does it make you feel when he's not listening?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2541	It is so nice of you to drop in.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2542	Cathy, I think he's just looking for a little acknowledgement.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2543	Believe me. I asked the genie for a new couch with a huge shape.	1.1884	0.06288	69	60	5	4
2544	You want to tell me why he took the place of the elephant?	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
2545	It's almost always an elephant.	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
2546	I guess _that's_ where a 5,000 pound gorilla sits.	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2547	Dermatologists hate him	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2548	We have to stop ignoring the obvious.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2549	He lies about his weight.	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2550	That's the last time I ask a neighbor to drop in.	1.1875	0.06250	64	55	6	3
2551	Can’t we go back to ignoring the elephant?	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2552	How can I deliver effective therapy if you won't meet my eyes?	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2553	I'm beginning to really hate the "pop in."	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2554	I'm afraid your differences are irreconcilable, Mrs. Kong.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2555	Pardon my lack of a cathedral ceiling!	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2556	I understand your rivalry with the big lizard, but maybe you should spend more time focusing on your wife.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
2557	How long he has been using guerrilla tactics?	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
2558	He said he’s tired of being the bigger person.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
2559	Forget the elephant Doris, I think it’s time we talk about the Gorilla in the room.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
2560	See, I told this wouldn’t work. His head just isn’t in this.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2561	I usually work with elephants in the room, but we’ll give this a try…	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
2562	He cares more about those stupid planes than being with me	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
2563	He's too shy to come alone	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
2564	'' So, let's talk about the gorilla in the room. ''	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2565	I see your therapy pet is house broken.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2566	Perhaps we should go back to telemedicine.	1.1868	0.05829	91	81	3	7
2567	He was on his phone the entire honeymoon.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2568	‘Try all you want, you’re not getting in my head today, Doc.’	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2569	I think he’s lost weight.	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
2570	And why do you think he's seeing other women?	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
2571	I’m hope they’re away for the summer.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
2572	I think we should talk about the elephant in the room.	1.1867	0.06208	75	66	4	5
2573	And how did the two of you first meet, Ms. Wray?	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
2574	Well, they sure grow up fast.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
2575	What happened to the elephant that was in the room?	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
2576	Kong just had a breakthrough in therapy … Fay, how does that make you feel?	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
2577	No, I mean he’s literally outgrown this place.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
2578	Monkey pox variant!	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
2579	Meg, I just want to clear something up. You said the dating app you used to find this current partner of yours is called "The Goodall Project?"	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
2580	Let's explore that. How does your wife make you feel small?	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
2581	Royalty or not, there should be an even contribution to housework.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
2582	Well, at least we don't have an elephant in the room.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
2583	Well, there goes the neighborhood.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
2584	So you think he’s preoccupied with your neighsbors?	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
2585	It's hard to be a great husband and a great ape at the same time.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
2586	I would have preferred a MENTAL break-through.	1.1867	0.05910	75	65	6	4
2587	Tell me more about this gorilla you think is in the room.	1.1864	0.06609	59	51	5	3
2588	So Fay Ray, usually we address the elephant in the room but, it seems, you’ve brought the gorilla.	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
2589	Doris, let's talk further about 'being swept off your feet.'	1.1864	0.06609	59	51	5	3
2590	I think it's time to address the 300 pound gorilla in the room	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
2591	I feel like you may be outgrowing one another	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
2592	Gorilla Tactics	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
2593	He never eats the lice in my hair anymore.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
2594	It’s like his body’s here, but his head is always someplace else	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
2595	I was expecting an elephant!	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
2596	I think you will find my hourly rate quite reasonable --compared to the Attorneys above	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
2597	Please come back inside,Monkeypox. Your mother and I love you,and just want you to stop comparing yourself to COVID-19.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
2598	I think I've identified the issue.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
2599	But we're trying to be body positive, Koko.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
2600	Liz, I think we have to address the giant gorilla in the room.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
2601	It's your turn to love him, Fred.	1.1857	0.06203	70	61	5	4
2602	Dear, didn't I tell you he'd outgrow this apartment one day.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
2603	The city is starting to feel too small for us.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
2604	Well, yes there is that 10, 000 pound Gorilla in the room, but I was thinking about your mother's announcement that she is planning to spend the summer with us.	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
2605	INTJs and ESFJs often experience conflict in relationships, Ann.	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
2606	Don’t mind him. He’s just the 800-pound gorilla in the room.	1.1857	0.06203	70	61	5	4
2607	Honey, can you hand me the gorilla remote?	1.1857	0.06203	70	61	5	4
2608	It's nice of you to drop in for Miss Wray's counseling session.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
2609	See? There he goes, losing his head again.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
2610	An elephant would have been easier!	1.1857	0.06203	70	61	5	4
2611	Blame the organic bananas!	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
2612	You always make it a bigger problem than it is.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
2613	I knew he shouldn't drink that.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2614	Of course you have to be more than 800 pounds as a female to break the ceiling.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
2615	He argues my reasoning is way over his head.	1.1852	0.07031	54	47	4	3
2616	are you satisfied sexually?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
2617	The elephant in the room? He’s sitting on it.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
2618	I guess talking about the elephant in the room is pointless now	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2619	Are you sure it’s the elephant in the room that you want to talk about?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
2620	Couples therapy is all about expressing our emotions while respecting boundaries.	1.1852	0.06515	54	46	6	2
2621	Kong, you can't keep dropping in this way!	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
2622	I'm sorry Ms. Jones, but our policy covers only the couch.	1.1852	0.05586	81	70	7	4
2623	Sheila, he's not the metaphor you wanted, but he might be the metaphor you need right now.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2624	At some point Jean, we’re going to have to address the gorilla in the room.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
2625	I hear they gain weight in the spring	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
2626	I told you talking about that elephant would mean trouble.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
2627	I'm sorry we decided to feed him that super-protein mix.	1.1852	0.05586	81	70	7	4
2628	‘So… what else is new? ‘	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
2629	These are big feelings you’re having…	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2630	I just told him what the price of gas is	1.1846	0.06160	65	56	6	3
2631	I told you, the movie was better.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
2632	How much Advil did you take?	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
2633	We’re alt-right, dear. Just pretend it’s a	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
2634	It's the gorilla in the room.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
2635	I just never feel seen.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
2636	I know, I know. They are all cute when they are little.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
2637	The supe called, he's not happy.	1.1846	0.06160	65	56	6	3
2638	Is there something you want to tell me?	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
2639	I think it's time we address the 8,000-pound gorilla in the room	1.1846	0.06160	65	56	6	3
2640	“Your ad for someone who enjoys cozy sofas and chases through the woods appears to have paid off.”	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
2641	He claims you like to make him feel so small.	1.1846	0.06160	65	56	6	3
2642	First—let's be grateful there isn't a glass ceiling.	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
2643	Ah—you mean his head is, literally, in the clouds.	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
2644	I'm sorry about his dad and the Empire State Building, but he still has to leave home.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
2645	After we dealt with the elephant, now this!	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
2646	I'm tired of hearing about the elephant in the room.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
2647	When did this fear of tall buildings and airplanes start?	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
2648	Not being heard by your partner is a common complaint.	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
2649	But the lease said nothing about pet weight limits.	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
2650	Stop putting your relationship up against a Hollywood movie.	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
2651	Talk about why the gorilla replaced the elephant.	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
2652	We don't have to talk about it, that's fine, but will you at least admit there's a gorilla in the room."	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
2653	Somewhere along the way, we just stopped seeing things eye to eye…	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
2654	Since the pandemic, he’s really changed.	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
2655	So you were absolutely certain you knew all the symptoms of monkey pox?	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
2656	You say he's a monster. He looks like a monster. He sounds like a monster. But you're saying that, because he denies he's a monster, no one believes you?" #believewome	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
2657	Well at least he's not literally on your back.	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
2658	Okay, so he's put on the pandemic 500. He's still the same gorilla you fell in love with.	1.1833	0.06926	60	53	3	4
2659	You've got to get your head out of the clouds for this to work.	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
2660	Neither Fred nor Aribella was willing to mention the 300 pound Gorilla first .	1.1833	0.06506	60	52	5	3
2661	He never takes me anywhere anymore.	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
2662	Mildred darling! it is time to talk about the gorilla in the room.	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
2663	I miss the good old days when it was just an elephant in the room.	1.1833	0.06506	60	52	5	3
2664	I was going to put a skylight in anyway. Can I offer you a refreshment?	1.1833	0.06506	60	52	5	3
2665	I think it’s time we addressed the really weird elephant in the room.	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
2666	Fay, don't you think you're getting carried away?	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2667	Can you please use words?	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
2668	We should have stuck with the elephant.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2669	I was expecting to see an elephant in the room?	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
2670	I just don’t think he has his head in this relationship anymore.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2671	I miss the days when we only had an elephant in the room.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2672	You have two more floors to collapse to get to the weight loss clinic.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2673	There’s your answer…anywhere he wants	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
2674	Let’s start the session exploring your housing issues.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
2675	Let's not waste anymore time. Get a divorce.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2676	Could we at least offer him a banana?	1.1831	0.06121	71	62	5	4
2677	Tarzan said he would be sending his friend to pick me up, but this is ridiculous!	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
2678	No, you are not paranoid if the airplanes are really out to get you.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
2679	How about if we start meeting remotely?	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
2680	maybe they'll take him back	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2681	And this roleplaying has been going on for how long?	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
2682	Of course it's your life. All your mother and I care about is that you're happy.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2683	One person's ceiling used to be another person's floor.	1.1831	0.04623	71	58	13	0
2684	Would you prefer we do this outside?	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
2685	I'm so glad he's outgrown diapers.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
2686	I’ll say this, Sis. You definitely have a type.	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
2687	I guess we should have dealt with it when it was just an elephant in the room...	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
2688	I hear that the head of the Co-op board suddenly moved out.	1.1818	0.05249	88	76	8	4
2689	He feels like no one every pays attention to the gorilla.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
2690	It doesn’t sound like you appreciate your husband’s point of view.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
2691	He’s looking for the elephant in the upstairs conversation.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
2692	I see. He hoped to meet Deborah Kerr at the Empire State Building	1.1818	0.06910	55	48	4	3
2693	So to recap, Koko leaving the toilet seat up is your biggest problem?	1.1818	0.05766	77	67	6	4
2694	A major breakthrough? In what way, Fay?"	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
2695	I think we’re ignoring the gorilla in the room.	1.1818	0.05492	88	77	6	5
2696	This might be tough to hear but I think your relationship is suffering from a bi-poedipal complex."	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
2697	For the last time Fred, he is not an Elephant!	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
2698	I can see why he might be having communication problems.	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
2699	You didn’t want to discuss the elephant in the room. How about now?	1.1818	0.06445	66	58	4	4
2700	I couldn't very well turn him out on the street. Besides, now we have acess to the penthouse	1.1818	0.05249	88	76	8	4
2701	Just what do you mean by incompatible?	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2702	Doctor I just often feels he's got his head in the clouds when we're together	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
2703	How does it make you feel when she says you take up a lot of space?	1.1818	0.06910	55	48	4	3
2704	I think you’re having trouble seeing eye to eye.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
2705	And you thought the elephant in the room was a problem!	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
2706	The elephant has the day off	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
2707	O.K. Guy! She is all yours.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
2708	I suppose you wonder why I called you here today.	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
2709	I love him, but he can be a bit too clingy sometimes -- like that time we went to the Empire State Building!	1.1818	0.06445	66	58	4	4
2710	Just what is it you are trying to avoid?	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6<

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