Contest #804 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-05-29T18:25:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-06-12T18:26:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-06-06T18:26:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	June 13, 2022
Number of captions	5632
Number of responses	656353
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	You're home early.	1.8581	0.01631	2580	1094	758	728
1	And that’s how cryptocurrency works.	1.7997	0.01604	2636	1210	744	682
2	It just doesn’t feel like anything I do impresses you anymore.	1.7553	0.01467	2673	1176	975	522
3	Whatever you do, don't say "sit"!	1.7530	0.01848	1814	841	580	393
4	So, you told me to get my act together. Now what?	1.7505	0.01529	2485	1109	887	489
5	It's called downward dogcatfish.	1.7452	0.01607	2406	1132	755	519
6	Please tell me that the wet spot on my back is from the fishbowl.	1.7449	0.01455	2924	1373	924	627
7	At least I got the monkey off my back.	1.7424	0.01651	2158	984	746	428
8	It took 2.5 years of a pandemic, but we finally nailed it.	1.7410	0.01602	2255	1020	799	436
9	TAKE THE PICTURE TAKE THE PICTURE TAKE THE PICTURE!!!	1.7334	0.01487	2738	1291	886	561
10	The real trick's going to be getting on the horse.	1.7331	0.01495	2709	1278	876	555
11	Wait'll you see the dismount!	1.7328	0.01630	2152	979	769	404
12	Carefully place the wine glass on my head.	1.7230	0.01648	2148	1006	731	411
13	Where's the bird"?" Is that really your reaction	1.7224	0.02083	1387	663	446	278
14	We've decided to stop competing for your attention and join forces.	1.7132	0.02511	917	434	312	171
15	if you can do that, i don’t see what’s stopping you from emptying the dishwasher	1.7070	0.01542	2611	1305	766	540
16	It was their idea.	1.7045	0.01722	1912	908	661	343
17	Quick! What has 4 heads, 3 tails, no dignity and desperately needs a martini?	1.7045	0.01503	2741	1373	805	563
18	Let’s see your mother call me a loser now!	1.7003	0.01950	1548	757	498	293
19	What makes you think I've been working from home too long?	1.7001	0.01610	2094	976	770	348
20	Here's a riddle: What has twelve limbs, eight eyes, four fins, and wants a divorce?	1.6919	0.01844	1866	968	505	393
21	The one time you don't have your phone.	1.6916	0.01719	1897	914	654	329
22	I’m just a guy, with a fish, on a cat, on a dog, on a man, on his hands and knees begging you to forgive me.	1.6910	0.01585	2356	1173	738	445
23	We were all hoping for a treat tonight	1.6890	0.01430	2846	1408	915	523
24	Marge, we need to talk about your drinking.	1.6861	0.01887	1682	850	510	322
25	Actually, could you answer the door this time?	1.6738	0.01516	2284	1093	843	348
26	I'm at a point where my emotional support animals need emotional support animals.	1.6718	0.02289	1097	554	349	194
27	Oh…you’re home early	1.6705	0.02977	695	366	192	137
28	Very good. Now roll over.	1.6645	0.02066	1392	725	409	258
29	Well, you said you were sick of my dog and pony show	1.6627	0.01514	2378	1184	812	382
30	Okay, now hand me the unicycle.	1.6609	0.01510	2418	1215	808	395
31	I hope that's aquarium waterI feel!	1.6606	0.01683	2045	1057	625	363
32	The goat yoga class was full.	1.6523	0.01832	1671	860	532	279
33	And what skill did YOU learn during quarantine?	1.6514	0.02094	1219	612	420	187
34	Can we talk about this later? I'm balancing at a lot at the moment.	1.6499	0.01719	1765	877	629	259
35	Are you sure you want to bring a baby into this?	1.6482	0.01610	2075	1051	703	321
36	The hardest part was getting the fish to stay in the middle.	1.6442	0.01768	1782	926	564	292
37	Honey, I think our marriage counselor might be messing with us.	1.6424	0.01658	2033	1061	638	334
38	I don't complain about your drinking.	1.6315	0.01799	1726	917	528	281
39	So, couldn't you just propose on one knee like every other guy?"	1.6315	0.02123	1194	622	390	182
40	The tough part will be the dismount.	1.6240	0.01967	1343	696	456	191
41	At least you got the monkey off your back.	1.6222	0.02452	945	514	274	157
42	Stop me if you've heard this one.	1.6152	0.01970	1588	917	367	304
43	It all started when I lost a contact lens.	1.6149	0.02026	1327	715	408	204
44	I'm not saying I'll never look for a new job, I just want some acknowledgement of the skills I've acquired since the layoff."	1.6072	0.02067	1166	609	406	151
45	Don’t look at me that way, it was the cat’s idea	1.6070	0.02187	1117	604	348	165
46	Of course I admire the discipline involved. I just think you should go back to the office .	1.6055	0.02181	1095	586	355	154
47	One lazy Sunday afternoon,glass of Chardonnay in her hand, Martha suddenly realized that her heart truly belonged to someone, anyone, other than Bill.	1.6027	0.02284	1125	642	288	195
48	You're the one who said I need to work on my performance issues.	1.6011	0.02130	1083	568	379	136
49	You weren't filming?!?	1.5963	0.02254	1080	602	312	166
50	We really need to go out.	1.5933	0.02323	986	544	299	143
51	I'm helping Bobby with his science project on evolution.	1.5925	0.02372	1178	728	202	248
52	All four of us are sorry.	1.5870	0.02309	1012	568	294	150
53	We tried it the other way. That’s how we lost the first fish.	1.5841	0.02437	868	479	271	118
54	what did you think i meant by pyramid scheme?	1.5834	0.02538	833	469	242	122
55	There. NOW can we have sex?!?	1.5819	0.02540	842	478	238	126
56	I don't usually do this on a first date.	1.5811	0.02438	888	498	264	126
57	Okay, two syllables...	1.5777	0.02572	798	450	235	113
58	I’d like to be on top, just once.	1.5737	0.02573	760	422	240	98
59	Poor Stan misunderstood when his wife asked to try something new tonight.	1.5648	0.02643	779	455	208	116
60	Once we have our costumes on, it will really tie the whole act together.	1.5641	0.02546	725	397	247	81
61	I dunno. Maybe some applause?	1.5627	0.02547	670	356	251	63
62	The mouse had a previous engagement.	1.5625	0.02768	672	384	198	90
63	Yeah, but can you roll over?	1.5612	0.02750	670	381	202	87
64	Still think I'm unbalanced?	1.5574	0.02721	723	424	195	104
65	And I'm just saying if we got a bunny, the routine would really pop.	1.5564	0.02743	629	350	208	71
66	Why do they do this every time I look for something on the floor?	1.5563	0.03253	471	268	144	59
67	We're worried about your drinking.	1.5546	0.03873	366	218	93	55
68	Beg all you want, but we’re not getting a bird.	1.5543	0.02836	626	359	187	80
69	Fine, we will disassemble. But I think you need to admit you were wrong when you said I wouldn’t enjoy retirement.	1.5513	0.02784	673	394	187	92
70	Can you get the doorbell?	1.5512	0.02622	684	383	225	76
71	Maslow’s hierarchy of neediness	1.5510	0.02866	588	333	186	69
72	It's a team building exercise for working from home.	1.5506	0.02843	583	327	191	65
73	I should have picked ‘truth.’	1.5505	0.02761	683	400	190	93
74	One of us wants to go outside.	1.5496	0.02725	655	373	204	78
75	The exact moment Maggie realized she should not consume alcohol while taking her medications.	1.5488	0.02926	645	389	158	98
76	Okay, I’ll look for a job starting tomorrow.	1.5484	0.02841	609	349	186	74
77	Looking for the dog, cat and fish. Why do you ask?	1.5482	0.02833	653	385	178	90
78	This is a family intervention,dear.	1.5482	0.02941	622	371	161	90
79	What do you mean, 'Now, roll over'?	1.5438	0.02890	651	393	162	96
80	Nice, Herman, but it's still your night to do the dishes.	1.5434	0.02807	611	350	190	71
81	I’d be more impressed if you refilled my wine.	1.5401	0.02874	624	370	171	83
82	This isn’t what I had in mind when I wanted you to learn new tricks.	1.5392	0.03041	536	313	157	66
83	See? You can teach an old husband new tricks.	1.5327	0.03103	597	376	124	97
84	We're leaving you.	1.5319	0.03234	502	304	129	69
85	My life is a series of unfortunate decisions.	1.5318	0.03258	598	395	88	115
86	Great. Now roll over	1.5289	0.03039	537	319	152	66
87	I think I’m ready to go back to the office.	1.5266	0.03168	526	322	131	73
88	Well, what did YOU accomplish today?	1.5245	0.03023	530	314	154	62
89	And you want to add a child on top of this?	1.5185	0.03087	569	357	129	83
90	I couldn't find the gerbil!	1.5172	0.03435	408	244	117	47
91	Yes it's lovely dear but did you take out the trash?	1.5156	0.03431	417	252	115	50
92	When did you get home?	1.5150	0.03386	466	292	108	66
93	I'm their support person.	1.5145	0.03319	447	271	122	54
94	I hope they fix the cable soon.	1.5138	0.03412	471	299	102	70
95	Funny, normally the fish never wants to join in.	1.5105	0.03281	478	297	118	63
96	Impressive, I know, but it's always the dismount that has proven disastrous.	1.5101	0.03407	398	237	119	42
97	How long did it take the cat to get you and the dog to do this?	1.5071	0.03180	493	304	128	61
98	You really want to add a kid to all this?	1.5065	0.03606	385	238	99	48
99	If you're wondering what happened to the canary, ask the cat.	1.5050	0.03389	398	238	119	41
100	See, I do things around the house.	1.5047	0.03386	430	265	113	52
101	What does it mean? It’s a goddamn metaphor for life.	1.5025	0.03596	402	254	94	54
102	Fifty years ago we’d be a big hit on the Ed Sullivan Show.	1.5013	0.03242	397	231	133	33
103	I think we should get an actual coffee table	1.4988	0.03429	409	252	110	47
104	You don’t get 547 followers by playing it safe.	1.4965	0.03300	425	259	121	45
105	Ok where is the canary?	1.4951	0.03539	408	259	96	53
106	Marjorie, will you marry me, and Rex, and Mr. Fluffybritches, and Gulpy?	1.4940	0.03614	419	274	83	62
107	Say Something! We have been practicing this act thru the entire pandemic.	1.4938	0.03383	405	248	114	43
108	Of course. The one time you don't have your phone on you.	1.4919	0.03272	433	266	121	46
109	I tried to say no, but you’d be surprised how persuasive the goldfish is.	1.4913	0.03568	401	256	93	52
110	Trust me, you don’t want to know how that fishbowl got up there!	1.4912	0.03651	342	209	98	35
111	Joyce, we come to you with all the love this home has to offer.	1.4905	0.03470	367	222	110	35
112	I’d be more impressed if you washed the dishes.	1.4891	0.03867	368	243	70	55
113	Are you just gonna sit there and watch, or are you gonna help us with the dismount?	1.4878	0.03139	449	273	133	43
114	I fell for a pyramid scheme.	1.4859	0.03559	389	247	95	47
115	Now gently put the wineglass on top of the bowl	1.4852	0.03482	406	258	99	49
116	How could a kid be more fun than this?	1.4848	0.03325	396	241	118	37
117	Just bringing to your attention that it's mealtime for all of us!	1.4832	0.03910	358	238	67	53
118	Hopefully the television will be fixed by tomorrow.	1.4832	0.03360	387	236	115	36
119	You told me I needed more balance in my life.	1.4829	0.03478	381	237	104	40
120	I'm working on a pet project.	1.4828	0.03673	348	218	92	38
121	You sure? The fish says he can hold you.	1.4815	0.03672	351	221	91	39
122	It was the cat’s idea.	1.4808	0.03575	364	228	97	39
123	I forgot what you asked me to do.	1.4808	0.03700	364	234	85	45
124	You need to be more specific. Which of us is the “good boy”?	1.4807	0.03653	362	230	90	42
125	Let me know when you start missing Netflix.	1.4801	0.03552	352	217	101	34
126	Its called Downward Dog, Cat, and Goldfish	1.4800	0.03895	350	231	70	49
127	Nope, nothing. Pets aren't under the couch. I don't know where they're at.	1.4799	0.04050	323	213	65	45
128	If you're not going to help look for my contact lens could you at least feed the fish?	1.4786	0.03484	374	233	103	38
129	This is not what I expected when you said you wanted to drink wine and try an exciting new position.	1.4773	0.03857	352	232	72	48
130	See. I get along with all your pets. So now, can I move in.	1.4756	0.03709	349	223	86	40
131	I've achieved work-life-dog-cat-fish balance.	1.4706	0.04001	323	214	66	43
132	It most certainly IS your turn, Marsha.	1.4704	0.04003	287	182	75	30
133	Just checking in again to see if you’ve had enough alone time.	1.4700	0.03482	383	244	98	41
134	Come on. I accomplished something during Covid.	1.4692	0.03655	341	216	90	35
135	Roll over?	1.4692	0.04403	292	201	45	46
136	Seriously? Letterman retired?	1.4672	0.03713	351	228	82	41
137	It's your turn to be the horsey.	1.4655	0.04031	290	187	71	32
138	Just put the glass on my head, then get the tightrope.	1.4655	0.03692	348	225	84	39
139	You become a very different person when you drink.	1.4645	0.03838	310	198	80	32
140	You say pyramid scheme, I say multi-level marketing team.	1.4643	0.03593	364	235	89	40
141	On 3. I stand up and you grab Nemo.	1.4638	0.03646	345	221	88	36
142	Could you scratch my nose?	1.4636	0.03940	302	195	74	33
143	Ok, now roll over.	1.4601	0.03825	326	213	76	37
144	Unfortunately, I’m still the low man on the totem pole…	1.4591	0.03621	342	219	89	34
145	I said I’d like some Cabernet, not Cirque du Soleil, Bob.	1.4581	0.03943	310	204	70	36
146	Men will really do anything but go to therapy.	1.4577	0.04029	284	184	70	30
147	I’d actually prefer you didn’t put your feet on the couch.	1.4571	0.03656	315	198	90	27
148	Yes, actually my back is better.	1.4567	0.03842	300	192	79	29
149	See? I can be supportive.”	1.4560	0.03944	307	202	70	35
150	Yes, but in my defense I did get the monkey off my back.	1.4559	0.04322	261	173	57	31
151	At least they have my back.	1.4527	0.03819	296	189	80	27
152	Okay! Okay! We're sorry we forgot Mother's Day!	1.4519	0.03734	312	200	83	29
153	Am I to assume one of you expects a treat?	1.4500	0.03973	280	181	72	27
154	Would you mind scratching my nose?	1.4497	0.04086	298	201	60	37
155	You knew the circus was in my blood when you married me, Darlene.	1.4481	0.03594	308	193	92	23
156	Honey, I may have gotten involved in a pyramid scheme.	1.4475	0.04539	257	178	43	36
157	Surprisingly, it was the cat who put up the least resistance.	1.4472	0.03779	322	212	76	34
158	Sorry, there were no more tickets available for Cirque du Soleil.	1.4451	0.03855	319	213	70	36
159	Ok, now slowly put the wine glass on top of the fish bowl.	1.4444	0.04030	306	208	60	38
160	Now do we get a treat?	1.4437	0.03790	302	196	78	28
161	You don't expect us to feed ourselves, do you?	1.4434	0.04230	309	219	43	47
162	It's a movie title. Four words.	1.4429	0.04158	280	189	58	33
163	Alright, what's step two?	1.4423	0.03757	312	204	78	30
164	Now do you believe that I was a cheerleader?	1.4414	0.03784	324	216	73	35
165	Honey, can you take over? I have to go to the bathroom.	1.4410	0.04386	229	150	57	22
166	No this does not make up for forgetting my Birthday	1.4406	0.03995	261	168	71	22
167	There’s still room for you between me and the dog.	1.4382	0.04106	251	163	66	22
168	The ring is in the fish bowl	1.4380	0.04062	274	182	64	28
169	There’s no time to explain, hop on	1.4375	0.04187	288	199	52	37
170	Cancelling Netflix was your idea.	1.4366	0.04162	268	180	59	29
171	I don't know what else you want from me, Brenda.	1.4357	0.04346	241	161	55	25
172	Well this awkward. Wrong apartment.	1.4353	0.04526	255	179	41	35
173	Is your goldfish always this bossy?	1.4350	0.04320	246	165	55	26
174	We’re all sick of your dry food.	1.4333	0.04667	240	169	38	33
175	The hard part was getting the fish to hold still and stop swimming!	1.4331	0.04182	254	169	60	25
176	We’ll never go viral if you just sit there.	1.4328	0.03953	268	175	70	23
177	Okay, now, slowly pass me the hamster…	1.4328	0.04219	238	156	61	21
178	We’re ready… release the Roomba!	1.4319	0.04471	213	140	54	19
179	They insisted I take them to my leader.	1.4319	0.04360	257	177	49	31
180	Usually, I wait to do this on a second date.	1.4310	0.04208	232	151	62	19
181	We were very productive while you were at work.	1.4302	0.04089	265	177	62	26
182	I’m telling you I can handle a third martini.	1.4291	0.04325	254	174	51	29
183	Whose idea? The fish.	1.4286	0.03557	315	204	87	24
184	I don't exactly know either, but the fish was very convincing	1.4272	0.04467	213	141	53	19
185	They've got my back.	1.4258	0.04775	209	144	41	24
186	Honestly, Milton. I don’t know where you find the time.	1.4249	0.04235	233	154	59	20
187	You're very hard to please.	1.4232	0.04298	241	163	54	24
188	And this concludes our digital-free evening of entertainment.	1.4220	0.04579	218	149	46	23
189	It all started when I began looking for my cuff link	1.4215	0.04320	223	148	56	19
190	Do you always make guys do this on the first date?	1.4215	0.04283	242	164	54	24
191	Somehow I don’t really think this is step 4.	1.4206	0.04231	233	155	58	20
192	Okay, now you get on.	1.4200	0.04105	250	167	61	22
193	Now, I climb onto you.	1.4180	0.04411	244	170	46	28
194	You said, and I quote: "You can come back if I you get your work and life in balance."	1.4175	0.04713	194	131	45	18
195	I know it's not exactly what you asked for, but doing it with the goldfish on the bottom just wasn't working.	1.4170	0.04115	235	155	62	18
196	And you have a better idea for the Christmas card?	1.4170	0.04370	247	172	47	28
197	What do you mean what am I doing?	1.4163	0.04295	221	147	56	18
198	I feel a sneeze coming on . . .	1.4163	0.04767	209	146	39	24
199	You left your camera at work?	1.4159	0.04499	226	156	46	24
200	The pig didn't show up for rehearsal.	1.4156	0.03977	243	159	67	17
201	Honey, when did you say employees will be going back into your office to work?	1.4152	0.04438	224	153	49	22
202	Damn, I forgot the bird.	1.4143	0.04128	251	170	58	23
203	Okay, so imagine this, but on water skis.	1.4138	0.04559	203	137	48	18
204	I give up... Omnivore, carnivore, pescatarian, vegan?	1.4111	0.04140	253	173	56	24
205	And you said I would be bored when I retired	1.4103	0.04253	234	159	54	21
206	You could at least look.	1.4103	0.04855	195	136	38	21
207	That's very impressive but I still want a divorce, Roger.	1.4091	0.04537	220	153	44	23
208	One of us lost our wedding ring.	1.4089	0.04805	225	164	30	31
209	Now if you could only balance your check book”	1.4087	0.04679	208	145	41	22
210	I’m going to need your help for our dismount.	1.4086	0.04604	186	124	48	14
211	Good. Now, twenty push ups.	1.4083	0.04329	218	147	53	18
212	NOW tell me who's the stable one in this relationship.	1.4082	0.04781	196	136	40	20
213	You forgot to feed us.	1.4077	0.04220	233	158	55	20
214	How long have you been home?	1.4076	0.04678	211	148	40	23
215	We need to be fed, scratched, walked, and, well, everything.	1.4071	0.04211	253	176	51	26
216	See, I can handle another pet.	1.4069	0.04642	204	141	43	20
217	See if you can extract the dog without disturbing the rest of the pack.	1.4064	0.04410	219	150	49	20
218	Well at least YOU got off my back	1.4059	0.04309	239	166	49	24
219	I have an explanation, except for the goldfish.	1.4057	0.04463	212	145	48	19
220	Now can we each have a treat?	1.4050	0.04707	200	139	41	20
221	If I was tipsy - would I be able to do this?	1.4041	0.04660	193	132	44	17
222	I think it goes without saying that we'd all like another treat.	1.4033	0.04373	243	172	44	27
223	Why are you so hard to please?	1.4031	0.04315	196	129	55	12
224	Yes! I AM up to my old tricks.	1.4029	0.04605	206	143	43	20
225	Turns out the guppie is a hypnotist.	1.4028	0.04526	211	146	45	20
226	A man, a dog, a cat, and a goldfish walk into a bar...	1.4023	0.04134	256	178	53	25
227	We have come humbly to apologize for whatever it was.	1.4018	0.04288	224	153	52	19
228	Just hold it- I’ll take a picture when I finish my wine	1.4016	0.04294	249	176	46	27
229	Who's a good boy?	1.4000	0.04618	205	143	42	20
230	I've changed my mind about getting a pony	1.3991	0.04120	218	145	59	14
231	We are all getting tired of working from home.	1.3990	0.04457	198	134	49	15
232	...and then you would go on top.	1.3990	0.04825	193	136	37	20
233	We can’t find my keys.	1.3981	0.04317	211	143	52	16
234	We haven't quite figured out the finale	1.3979	0.04508	191	129	48	14
235	They seemed bored.	1.3977	0.05165	176	126	30	20
236	I finally managed to get the monkey off my back.	1.3973	0.04632	219	157	37	25
237	Yes, Greg, I still want a divorce	1.3972	0.04571	214	151	41	22
238	The house fly begged off because he thought the act was too dangerous.	1.3970	0.04496	199	136	47	16
239	…So you can see, that’s why we need a horse.	1.3958	0.04550	192	131	46	15
240	Now try. What has 10 legs,8 eyes,3 tails,and 2 arms?	1.3953	0.04457	215	150	45	20
241	I have no idea how the goldfish got there	1.3951	0.04346	205	139	51	15
242	Now that we have your attention; we beg you to give up your drinking.	1.3951	0.04508	205	142	45	18
243	Can your goat yoga instructor do this?	1.3946	0.04387	223	156	46	21
244	Fred, where’s the gerbil?	1.3945	0.04645	218	157	36	25
245	It's a pyramid scheme.	1.3939	0.04451	198	135	48	15
246	Goodbye Linda, we're off to join the circus.	1.3939	0.04730	198	140	38	20
247	I think it’s time I started working from the office again.	1.3938	0.04159	226	154	55	17
248	Charades. Pyramid scheme.	1.3938	0.04478	226	161	41	24
249	I'm super fragile cat-and-fish-with-extra-dog precocious.	1.3938	0.04985	193	140	30	23
250	Very cute, but I still need to see the ring.	1.3933	0.04662	178	121	44	13
251	And you said I couldn't get my act together!	1.3929	0.05275	168	121	28	19
252	OK, One more week and I'll be ready for a kid.	1.3925	0.04585	186	127	45	14
253	We need to talk to you about your drinking.	1.3923	0.04803	181	126	39	16
254	No. We don't roll over."	1.3920	0.04921	199	145	30	24
255	Please don't say, "roll over."	1.3920	0.04433	199	136	48	15
256	But we ALL need your attention, honey.	1.3920	0.04433	199	136	48	15
257	What do you mean, "Now sing for my supper"?	1.3915	0.04471	189	128	48	13
258	I was looking for my contacts. Then THIS happened.	1.3915	0.04398	212	147	47	18
259	Oh, so now you want to go out?	1.3902	0.04449	205	142	46	17
260	Well, you didn't want to have kids.	1.3901	0.05029	182	131	31	20
261	Anything left in that bottle?	1.3892	0.04794	203	147	33	23
262	We’re working on the dismount.	1.3883	0.04485	206	144	44	18
263	Now the wineglass on my head.	1.3876	0.04722	178	123	41	14
264	On the other hand, the monkey is off my back.	1.3874	0.04530	222	160	38	24
265	We want to go out.	1.3873	0.04461	204	142	45	17
266	Now, just add the hamster and you’ll have an idea of what it’s like to wear a bra and heels every day, Stan.	1.3869	0.04595	199	140	41	18
267	We really need to get someone's cable password.	1.3869	0.04484	199	138	45	16
268	Some pandemic era entertainment is here to stay.	1.3866	0.04564	194	135	43	16
269	Explain it again. How do pets reduce my stress?"	1.3866	0.04680	194	137	39	18
270	Now put the wine glass on my head and get the camera.	1.3858	0.04571	197	138	42	17
271	Do not ask me how the fish got up there	1.3850	0.04521	200	140	43	17
272	Don't just sit there, get the hamster cage!	1.3850	0.04052	226	154	57	15
273	Can you top this?	1.3850	0.04242	226	158	49	19
274	Well, it all started when I lost my contacts…	1.3846	0.04772	195	140	35	20
275	You were right!... Juggling everyone's needs IS harder than it looks!	1.3839	0.04247	211	145	51	15
276	Without the commute, I'm much more productive.	1.3838	0.04380	198	136	48	14
277	Can't we just watch a movie?	1.3838	0.04438	198	137	46	15
278	Now can I watch sports?	1.3835	0.04262	206	141	51	14
279	You still say our life ‘lacks balance’ ?”	1.3831	0.04217	201	136	53	12
280	You're the one that canceled all of our streaming services.	1.3829	0.04772	175	122	39	14
281	I still have a headache Richard.	1.3824	0.04870	170	119	37	14
282	Oh Ron, you're so predictable	1.3820	0.05102	178	130	28	20
283	Stop saying “food chain.” It removes the charm.	1.3812	0.04259	202	138	51	13
284	At least I finally got the monkey off my back!	1.3812	0.04593	202	144	39	19
285	The cable's been out since 7 PM; why do you ask?	1.3807	0.04750	176	123	39	14
286	Okay, we've officially bottomed-out entertaining ourselves at home during Covid.	1.3804	0.04793	184	131	36	17
287	I'm their support human	1.3801	0.04847	171	120	37	14
288	We solemnly promise never to forget Mother's Day again.	1.3799	0.04889	179	128	34	17
289	Your turn.	1.3797	0.04797	187	134	35	18
290	You win. Let’s have a kid.”	1.3787	0.04957	169	120	34	15
291	It's not what you think.	1.3778	0.04737	180	127	38	15
292	I found a new pet project.	1.3765	0.04877	162	113	37	12
293	Just to warn you, this next part gets a little weird.	1.3765	0.05032	162	115	33	14
294	I've looked for them everywhere, can you at least help?	1.3765	0.05107	162	116	31	15
295	In hindsight I don’t think our pet walker overcharged.	1.3763	0.04499	186	129	44	13
296	It was YOU who said we need more balance in our lives.	1.3757	0.04448	181	124	46	11
297	I'll go with "truth" this time.	1.3757	0.04378	181	123	48	10
298	This pose is like cat-cow, only more advanced	1.3756	0.04260	213	149	48	16
299	Any idea when the cable's coming back on?	1.3750	0.04274	192	131	50	11
300	It’s so hard to balance having pets with wanting to be free to come and go as we please.	1.3737	0.04237	190	129	51	10
301	Cirque du So Lame?	1.3735	0.05227	166	122	26	18
302	Darling – we want to talk about your drinking. The fish will start.	1.3731	0.04203	201	138	51	12
303	Yes,I know what hypnotic suggestion is. Why do you ask?	1.3730	0.04639	185	131	39	15
304	We'd love for you to join our act.	1.3729	0.04582	177	123	42	12
305	Then what exactly is your idea of heavy petting?	1.3729	0.05048	177	130	28	19
306	We were all wondering what's happening with dinner?	1.3725	0.04705	204	150	32	22
307	I miss the children.	1.3724	0.04335	196	136	47	13
308	I just feel like I’m supporting everything around here!	1.3724	0.04150	196	133	53	10
309	Okay, honey, climb on up there.	1.3716	0.05447	148	108	25	15
310	Now, keep your eye on the fish!	1.3716	0.04673	183	130	38	15
311	When I said four-play, that is not what I meant.	1.3716	0.04984	183	135	28	20
312	Next time, we're choosing "Truth".	1.3714	0.04892	175	126	33	16
313	It's my Charades impersonation of the Theory of Evolution".	1.3710	0.04743	186	134	35	17
314	The Doc swears this will cure lower back pain!	1.3709	0.05114	151	107	32	12
315	This is for you until the cable gets fixed.	1.3706	0.04557	170	117	43	10
316	And the parakeet is profoundly sorry as well.	1.3704	0.05172	162	118	28	16
317	Take the photo already, my knees hurt	1.3702	0.04482	208	150	39	19
318	Now you tell me that Letterman retired?	1.3700	0.04272	200	139	48	13
319	You still can’t come on the couch.	1.3697	0.05102	165	120	29	16
320	Despite her bland demeanor, Samantha privately harbored strong reservations about Ted’s theory of evolution.	1.3694	0.05291	157	115	26	16
321	I am impressed Harold, but you still have to do the dishes.	1.3687	0.04743	179	128	36	15
322	Please put your drink down. We are all begging you to make us dinner.	1.3687	0.04470	179	124	44	11
323	Well, here it is. This is what we do while you are at work all day.	1.3681	0.05375	144	104	27	13
324	This is not what I meant by a three way.	1.3675	0.04780	166	117	37	12
325	I feel like I've got to sneeze	1.3675	0.05004	166	120	31	15
326	I know. The fish makes no sense.	1.3671	0.05028	158	113	32	13
327	How are we going to break it to them that we have to go back to the office?	1.3669	0.04867	169	121	34	14
328	Honey, when are we getting fed?	1.3660	0.04355	194	136	45	13
329	Please don't say 'Walk the Dog' out-loud again.	1.3659	0.04818	164	116	36	12
330	I scratch your back, you scratch mine" got out of hand..	1.3659	0.05045	164	119	30	15
331	When you said you had a surprise,I was thinking jewelry.	1.3657	0.04883	175	127	32	16
332	Why does the responsibility of our pets always land on my back?	1.3652	0.04689	178	127	37	14
333	Can you see the shrimp on the goldfish’s back?”	1.3652	0.04756	178	128	35	15
334	Why? To be in a New Yorker cartoon, that’s why.	1.3651	0.04739	189	138	33	18
335	And you're sure you don't want to reactivate the Netflix account?	1.3646	0.04953	181	134	28	19
336	We were wondering about dinner.	1.3646	0.04633	181	129	38	14
337	Sometimes it feels like I’m the only one raising them.	1.3641	0.04337	195	137	45	13
338	You’re the only one who doesn’t have my back.	1.3636	0.04557	165	114	42	9
339	Prepare the hoop of fire, Linda.	1.3631	0.05358	157	117	23	17
340	You are one tough audience.	1.3624	0.04968	149	105	34	10
341	It’s a lot harder than it looks.	1.3624	0.04968	149	105	34	10
342	I apologize if I've ever asked you to get off my back.	1.3622	0.04319	196	138	45	13
343	They didn't want to be juggled.	1.3621	0.05031	174	129	27	18
344	Of course, the actual nested coffee table would look different.	1.3621	0.05225	174	132	21	21
345	Who else is gonna take the picture?	1.3614	0.05209	166	124	24	18
346	Get the parrot.	1.3611	0.04349	216	157	40	19
347	Hurry! Get the parakeet!	1.3608	0.05017	158	114	31	13
348	We all felt you needed an intervention.	1.3600	0.04941	150	106	34	10
349	Who knew we would all lose our contact lenses at the same time?	1.3590	0.05220	156	115	26	15
350	It's raining cats and dogs out there. I'm soaked.	1.3590	0.05060	156	113	30	13
351	Doesn't anything make you smile?	1.3581	0.05074	148	106	31	11
352	This is not the same as having all my ducks in a row, Larry.	1.3580	0.05226	162	121	24	17
353	I can't stand living like this."	1.3580	0.05047	176	132	25	19
354	I think you missed the point of our discussion about coming up with new tricks to set the mood for date night.	1.3578	0.04137	204	143	49	12
355	Do you want to be on the top or bottom?	1.3578	0.05759	109	77	25	7
356	Wait till you see us on the trampoline.	1.3576	0.04860	165	119	33	13
357	Speaking for us all, we need something to eat.	1.3575	0.04724	179	130	34	15
358	The rest was easy once I figured out where to put the gerbil.	1.3571	0.04546	196	143	36	17
359	Feeding time!	1.3567	0.04951	157	113	32	12
360	Bad news honey… I got caught in a pyramid scheme.	1.3564	0.04862	188	141	27	20
361	The vote was unanimous.	1.3562	0.04964	160	116	31	13
362	Don’t look at me; it was the fish’s idea.	1.3562	0.04931	146	103	34	9
363	The pets are growing on me.	1.3562	0.05476	146	109	22	15
364	For the last time: none of you are allowed on the couch.	1.3559	0.05022	177	133	25	19
365	I fell for a fishy pyramid scheme again!	1.3556	0.04768	180	132	32	16
366	Impressive, but I still want the divorce.	1.3556	0.05708	135	101	20	14
367	Do you mind scratching my nose?"	1.3551	0.04911	138	96	35	7
368	I really don't see how we could balance kids right now.	1.3550	0.04699	169	121	36	12
369	Don't ask me to roll over.	1.3548	0.05238	155	115	25	15
370	We won't win without a bird'	1.3544	0.05006	158	115	30	13
371	Ah! I see we finally got your attention.	1.3543	0.04514	175	124	40	11
372	Actually, there is no TikTok challenge, I just wanted ten lousy minutes to relax and enjoy a glass of wine for once...	1.3543	0.04864	175	129	30	16
373	Quick! I'm going to sneeze!	1.3537	0.05025	164	121	28	15
374	We want to propose marriage.	1.3529	0.04894	170	125	30	15
375	If I go back to working in the office, we'll never finish our routine.	1.3525	0.05092	139	99	31	9
376	And you thought I couldn't balance my day?	1.3516	0.04912	182	137	26	19
377	Now that you mention it, yes, treats for everyone sounds great.	1.3514	0.04970	148	106	32	10
378	Either im already drunk, or you guys want to tell me something	1.3511	0.05410	131	95	26	10
379	Can we please just buy a television?	1.3511	0.04091	188	130	50	8
380	Okay,now the wine glass	1.3509	0.04503	171	121	40	10
381	Aren’t you glad you married me instead of your law school boyfriend?	1.3509	0.04503	171	121	40	10
382	It's like I'm evolving.	1.3506	0.05255	154	115	24	15
383	Can you fetch our worm farm so I can finish this tableau?	1.3503	0.04938	157	114	31	12
384	We need you on top	1.3500	0.04791	160	115	34	11
385	Quick -- will you marry me and my guys?	1.3497	0.04398	163	113	43	7
386	Have you seen the parakeet?	1.3497	0.05086	143	103	30	10
387	Bravo. Can you refill my glass now ?	1.3495	0.04519	186	135	37	14
388	We might need help, one of us needs to pee.	1.3494	0.04824	166	121	32	13
389	You haven’t looked at me like this since our honeymoon	1.3493	0.04917	146	104	33	9
390	Who wants to get petted first?	1.3485	0.05156	132	94	30	8
391	Sometimes, I feel like you don’t even notice me anymore.	1.3484	0.04808	155	111	34	10
392	Please don't tell your husband about this.	1.3481	0.04994	158	116	29	13
393	If you enjoyed our performance, could we please be fed now?	1.3481	0.04671	181	133	33	15
394	You have your ways of relaxing, I have mine.	1.3478	0.05209	138	100	28	10
395	Now who has 'no ambition'?	1.3478	0.05002	138	98	32	8
396	Feed us.	1.3476	0.05232	164	125	21	18
397	Enough? Is THIS enough?	1.3473	0.04947	167	124	28	15
398	What? No, I don’t think we’ve gotten too used to staying in. What makes you say that?	1.3473	0.04647	167	120	36	11
399	Impressive honey, but I would leave it off the resume if I were you	1.3473	0.04568	167	119	38	10
400	We weren’t sure exactly where you might fit in here.	1.3469	0.04889	147	105	33	9
401	So you're gonna just stop parenting now that we're empty-nesters?	1.3466	0.04553	176	127	37	12
402	All this and your mother's still coming to visit?!	1.3464	0.04358	179	127	42	10
403	So you’ll stay?	1.3462	0.05276	156	118	22	16
404	Now that we have your attention, this is an intervention.	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
405	Are you finished with that glass?	1.3462	0.04953	156	114	30	12
406	This was your pet project during lockdown?	1.3455	0.04987	165	123	27	15
407	C'mon - it's not a pyramid scheme without you!	1.3454	0.04194	194	138	45	11
408	Now can I have a Martini?	1.3453	0.05471	139	104	22	13
409	What about your hobbies?	1.3452	0.04775	168	123	32	13
410	I'm pretty sure we can squeeze you in	1.3451	0.05198	142	104	27	11
411	Honey, you are blocking the TV.	1.3446	0.05226	148	110	25	13
412	I think I'm speaking for the four of us here.	1.3435	0.04939	131	92	33	6
413	Don't blame me. It was their idea.	1.3427	0.04510	178	129	37	12
414	The only thing I have been able to get off of my back is the monkey.	1.3427	0.05071	143	104	29	10
415	Now can I have a glass of wine?	1.3425	0.05362	146	110	22	14
416	'Would you be able to squeeze in under the dog?'	1.3425	0.05091	146	107	28	11
417	Now? Your iPhone died now?	1.3417	0.05487	120	87	25	8
418	I think you're right. There's no way a child would fit into out lifestyle.	1.3415	0.04772	164	120	32	12
419	Still no orgasm?	1.3415	0.04926	164	122	28	14
420	The males in your life…in descending order of importance.	1.3412	0.04873	170	127	28	15
421	They say life is a balancing act. So I just figured I'd try it out.	1.3410	0.04523	173	125	37	11
422	Don’t just sit there, help me think of a caption!	1.3410	0.04881	173	130	27	16
423	My mother was right about you.	1.3409	0.05139	132	95	29	8
424	What do you mean roll over?	1.3404	0.05016	141	102	30	9
425	Honey, would you scratch my nose.	1.3403	0.04944	144	104	31	9
426	They had me certified as their support animal.	1.3403	0.04844	144	103	33	8
427	Give the fish a sporting chance. Hold the glass a little nearer.	1.3401	0.04874	147	106	32	9
428	We can't grovel any harder than this.	1.3401	0.04778	147	105	34	8
429	Mother was right. You’re never satisfied.	1.3400	0.05167	150	112	25	13
430	You knew about the party tricks when you married me.	1.3399	0.04652	153	109	36	8
431	We need to talk about my work-life balance.	1.3395	0.04966	162	121	27	14
432	We have a pecking disorder	1.3395	0.04647	162	117	35	10
433	The difference is, I'm doing this out of love, whereas they're doing it for food.	1.3391	0.04575	174	127	35	12
434	I was thinking of calling it "Cirque de So What?"	1.3390	0.06044	118	90	16	12
435	Well, you asked me what i did today...	1.3381	0.04629	139	97	37	5
436	We're all hungry.	1.3381	0.05262	139	103	25	11
437	You have to stay. We beg you.	1.3380	0.04986	142	103	30	9
438	Is now an OK time to talk?	1.3380	0.05085	142	104	28	10
439	Do you still think I just sit around all day?	1.3379	0.05012	145	106	29	10
440	Maybe we should have had kids.	1.3375	0.04511	160	114	38	8
441	You said no pets on the couch, right?	1.3374	0.04541	163	117	37	9
442	I’ll feed you all in a moment	1.3371	0.04638	178	132	32	14
443	Is the hierarchy of needs more clear to you now, Marge?	1.3370	0.04530	184	136	34	14
444	Just taking Rex,Whitey,and Goldie for a walk… back in 10 minutes.	1.3361	0.05374	119	86	26	7
445	Heads or tails?	1.3361	0.05774	122	92	19	11
446	I'm starting to think our couples counselor likes you better.	1.3360	0.05558	125	93	22	10
447	Training the fish was easy, the dog reluctant, the cat just wanted 25%.	1.3359	0.05484	131	98	22	11
448	Downward dog has sure evolved.	1.3358	0.05396	134	100	23	11
449	Life's a balancing act, Claire.	1.3358	0.05311	137	102	24	11
450	I don't know how the fishbowl got there. The cat did it.	1.3357	0.05327	140	105	23	12
451	Your turn, honey.	1.3357	0.05339	143	108	22	13
452	I'll be SO glad when the cable gets fixed!!	1.3356	0.05436	146	112	19	15
453	Quick, get my phone, it’s the latest TikTok challenge!	1.3356	0.04887	146	106	31	9
454	Quick honey, grab the bird	1.3355	0.04692	155	112	34	9
455	Just guess already! I’m tired of this dumb charade.	1.3354	0.04718	158	115	33	10
456	Think Maslow’s hierarchy but not quite.	1.3354	0.04488	161	115	38	8
457	I'm tired of supporting these pets.	1.3353	0.04543	167	121	36	10
458	I call it the downward dog cat fish pose.	1.3353	0.04641	170	125	33	12
459	Relax, honey! The cable guy is on the way. In the meantime...	1.3353	0.04511	173	126	36	11
460	That's closer! Now balance a career, kids, and the weight of women before you who never had opportunities.	1.3351	0.04541	194	146	31	17
461	Where’s the hamster?	1.3333	0.04841	156	115	30	11
462	You're taking this pyramid scheme a little too far.	1.3333	0.05151	135	99	27	9
463	We really need to fix the TV.	1.3333	0.05074	138	101	28	9
464	I hope that’s the water from the fish bowl that’s leaking on me…	1.3333	0.04897	141	102	31	8
465	Book title, 3 words, go!	1.3333	0.05177	138	102	26	10
466	So, any pet peeves?	1.3333	0.04729	153	111	33	9
467	The older I get the riskier for the goldfish.	1.3333	0.04667	156	113	34	9
468	…and that is how the block chain works”	1.3333	0.04941	159	119	27	13
469	Goddammit, woman! Get Guinness on the phone!	1.3333	0.05025	144	106	28	10
470	No time to explain, get in the bowl	1.3333	0.04971	168	128	24	16
471	Do I still look like an unbalanced person to you?	1.3312	0.04792	154	113	31	10
472	Can we get a parakeet?	1.3311	0.04948	151	112	28	11
473	Everyone seems to be piling on. Anything you want to add?	1.3310	0.04969	142	104	29	9
474	Can I have some wine, now?	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
475	Bill, this is not what I meant when I said I needed a more supportive husband	1.3308	0.05517	133	101	20	12
476	It was the fish's idea.	1.3307	0.05707	127	97	18	12
477	It's like I'm the only one trying to keep this marriage alive.	1.3293	0.04824	164	123	28	13
478	I miss the monkey.	1.3292	0.04808	161	120	29	12
479	I promise you this is the last pyramid scheme I’ll sign up for	1.3290	0.05023	155	117	25	13
480	You've got to admire the cat's self-reestraint	1.3289	0.04830	152	112	30	10
481	Nemo was a bit reluctant at first but he came around.”	1.3288	0.04673	146	105	34	7
482	So this is what you do while I’m at work.	1.3287	0.05039	143	106	27	10
483	Please leave the parakeet out of this.	1.3286	0.04803	140	101	32	7
484	Think ya can help me here, Sweetheart? I forgot to feed the goldfish.	1.3285	0.05087	137	101	27	9
485	Could you answer the phone?	1.3285	0.05087	137	101	27	9
486	Took us a while to train the gold fish …	1.3285	0.05192	137	102	25	10
487	You’ll not want to cross us, Margo. We have formed an alliance.	1.3285	0.05192	137	102	25	10
488	I liked it better when they just humped my leg.	1.3284	0.05482	134	102	20	12
489	Really Harold, I know how much you carry on your back.	1.3284	0.04943	134	97	30	7
490	C'mon Linda, why do I have to be the bottom tonight?	1.3284	0.05482	134	102	20	12
491	That is not what I meant by a balanced life!!	1.3280	0.05539	125	94	21	10
492	I keep telling you, I don’t have a monkey on my back.	1.3279	0.05390	122	90	24	8
493	It’s all about balance these days.	1.3277	0.04936	119	84	31	4
494	I don’t know…I was just looking for my contact lens.	1.3268	0.05065	153	116	24	13
495	Hamster?... Claire, why is nothing ever good enough for you?	1.3268	0.05149	153	117	22	14
496	Ummm, that's a nice effort, but my answer is still no. .	1.3268	0.04527	153	110	36	7
497	Do I have your attention now?	1.3267	0.04386	150	106	39	5
498	I added the fish after you ignored my last cry for attention.	1.3265	0.05031	147	110	26	11
499	Who's a good boy NOW	1.3264	0.05009	144	107	27	10
500	We're begging to be fed.	1.3264	0.04911	144	106	29	9
501	i like to think of it as domestic evolution	1.3264	0.05105	144	108	25	11
502	If Cleo eats Goldie, you're sleeping with Max!	1.3262	0.05181	141	106	24	11
503	I, too, am impressed by the fish.	1.3262	0.05181	141	106	24	11
504	Remarkable what we can accomplish when working from home.	1.3261	0.05056	138	102	27	9
505	not really what I meant when I said pyramid scheme	1.3259	0.05024	135	99	28	8
506	Lift your tails a bit higher, and STOP! Perfect picture. Now stay!	1.3254	0.04485	169	124	35	10
507	Aren't you going to ask me how the fish got up there?	1.3253	0.04774	166	125	28	13
508	I get it. We're out of pet food and beer.	1.3253	0.04697	166	124	30	12
509	I know we talked about balancing the household responsibilities more, but this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.	1.3253	0.04539	166	122	34	10
510	Well the pet store said "All Must Go".	1.3250	0.05571	120	90	21	9
511	I get it. You all want attention.	1.3246	0.05910	114	87	17	10
512	Now get the fish to bark.	1.3245	0.05021	151	114	25	12
513	Are we ready for Le Cirque du Soleil?	1.3245	0.04656	151	110	33	8
514	OK, here's your riddle: What has 12 legs, 3 tails, a dorsal fin, and he promises that he won't forget to put the toilet seat down again?	1.3243	0.05002	148	111	26	11
515	Does it count as four push-ups?	1.3243	0.04718	148	108	32	8
516	just do what they want.	1.3241	0.05074	145	109	25	11
517	Cute, but I still want Netflix	1.3241	0.04783	145	106	31	8
518	A little much for the third date?	1.3241	0.04882	145	107	29	9
519	How was your day?	1.3239	0.04746	142	103	32	7
520	The whole family is trying to cheer you up!	1.3235	0.04540	170	126	33	11
521	Honey, there's something I really need to get off my chest.	1.3231	0.05262	130	97	24	9
522	All my pets in descending order of required maintenance.	1.3230	0.04953	161	123	24	14
523	Would you like to hear about my latest pet project?	1.3226	0.04924	155	117	26	12
524	Sure I’ve got a lot going on but I’ve been balancing things well”	1.3226	0.04571	155	113	34	8
525	What does it look like I'm doing?	1.3223	0.05532	121	91	21	9
526	Try to imagine a ladybug standing on one leg on the rim of the fishbowl.	1.3219	0.05137	146	111	23	12
527	It's the only way to keep the dog from chasing after the cat and the cat from eating the goldfish.	1.3219	0.04854	146	108	29	9
528	They say that on our next trip , they are not going to be left behind!	1.3219	0.05044	146	110	25	11
529	Have you seen the pets?	1.3219	0.04755	146	107	31	8
530	Well, you did say I needed more balance in my life."	1.3217	0.05599	115	86	21	8
531	No matter what I do, I still feel like an underdog	1.3217	0.05733	115	87	19	9
532	You didn't open the '57 Lafite, did you?	1.3217	0.05022	143	107	26	10
533	Entertaining but can we just fix the tv	1.3206	0.05227	131	98	24	9
534	The pets are getting harder to support.	1.3205	0.04636	156	115	32	9
535	Maybe we should adjust the balance of responsibilities	1.3200	0.05400	125	94	22	9
536	Please guess, I can't keep up this charade much longer.	1.3197	0.05240	122	90	25	7
537	As the nominated spokesperson, we would like to humbly ask for your hand in marriage.	1.3193	0.06078	119	94	12	13
538	I think I fell for their pyramid scheme again...	1.3193	0.05328	119	88	24	7
539	Gesture? I thought you said you wanted a cute jester.	1.3185	0.05004	135	100	27	8
540	I'm not falling for your pyramid scheme this time.	1.3185	0.04870	157	119	26	12
541	We really need the pandemic to end	1.3185	0.04785	157	118	28	11
542	Marge, will you marry us?	1.3182	0.05081	132	98	26	8
543	I fell for their pyramid scheme.	1.3179	0.04639	151	111	32	8
544	The goat yoga class was fully booked.	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
545	Well, you said "perform".	1.3178	0.05390	129	98	21	10
546	I lost the horse.	1.3176	0.04602	148	108	33	7
547	So, this isn't the trick to a good marriage either?	1.3175	0.05363	126	95	22	9
548	We’re hungry.	1.3172	0.04864	145	108	28	9
549	You probably can’t see it but there’s a gnat above the fish bowl.	1.3171	0.05330	123	92	23	8
550	Great. Now try it with the fish on the bottom.	1.3169	0.04934	142	106	27	9
551	Dinner, party of four?	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
552	I’m going to need another cocktail.	1.3167	0.05156	120	88	26	6
553	I've got what?	1.3167	0.05549	120	91	20	9
554	We should have never canceled Netflix.	1.3165	0.04901	139	103	28	8
555	Where did you put the chainsaw, our best china and my unicycle?	1.3165	0.05309	139	107	20	12
556	We're really sorry. We didn't mean it. Please fix our dinners now.	1.3162	0.05187	136	103	23	10
557	The trainer said we need to make them feel supported.	1.3162	0.04973	136	101	27	8
558	I couldn't find the mouse. Do you think anyone will notice?	1.3158	0.05185	114	83	26	5
559	Maybe if we add flames?	1.3154	0.05241	130	98	23	9
560	I told you they’re my support animals.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
561	We haven't even tried our dismount yet!	1.3148	0.05527	108	80	22	6
562	Okay, what happens next in your fantasy?	1.3147	0.04803	143	106	29	8
563	You're the one who said I should develop a hobby	1.3147	0.05004	143	108	25	10
564	Until we can afford Cirque du Soleil, it's going to be Cirque du living room.	1.3145	0.05535	124	95	19	10
565	Is there a monkey on my back?	1.3145	0.05039	124	91	27	6
566	Alicia ponders her work/life balance. Was the goldfish just too much?	1.3145	0.05293	124	93	23	8
567	Are those glasses new?	1.3145	0.05416	124	94	21	9
568	The bird is not cooperating	1.3145	0.04474	159	117	34	8
569	And that's how the fish got fleas.	1.3143	0.06248	105	82	13	10
570	On behalf of Bandit, Mr. Snickers, Bubbles, and myself, “Grey’s Anatomy” is a brilliant, in no way stupid show, and any offhand remark suggesting otherwise was made in both haste and error.	1.3143	0.05373	140	109	18	13
571	What do you mean 'vaudeville' is dead?	1.3143	0.04543	140	101	34	5
572	Charades: 'Evolution.'	1.3140	0.05253	121	90	24	7
573	Don’t ask how the fish got up there !	1.3139	0.04942	137	102	27	8
574	Good boys. Now fetch me another glass of wine.	1.3139	0.05155	137	104	23	10
575	Can I help it if they were bored?	1.3139	0.05458	137	107	17	13
576	It was the goldfishes’ idea.	1.3136	0.05734	118	91	17	10
577	We are ready for America’s Got Talent!”	1.3133	0.04928	150	114	25	11
578	It's strange you would ask...	1.3130	0.04997	115	83	28	4
579	It’s true—we’re all your pets.	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
580	The Cat in the Hat has nothing on me!	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
581	You should try it in heels.	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
582	Finding work-life balance as a veterinarian isn't easy as it looks.	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
583	Now balance the checkbook!	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
584	That's not what it means when they say "work-life balance".	1.3125	0.05173	128	96	24	8
585	This is a bipartisan coalition looking into dinner.	1.3125	0.05406	128	98	20	10
586	It was buy one get two free at Petsmart,	1.3125	0.05518	128	99	18	11
587	The guy at the circus told us to stick to our day jobs	1.3120	0.04875	125	91	29	5
588	What makes you think you’re going to be the woman to finally domesticate me?”	1.3117	0.05254	154	122	16	16
589	For the finale, we reverse it.	1.3116	0.05520	138	109	15	14
590	Don’t spill your drink on the couch!	1.3116	0.04911	138	103	27	8
591	Obviously, when I said "get off my back," I wasn't speaking to you.	1.3115	0.05344	122	92	22	8
592	Let me guess,you all want dinner?	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
593	You’re gonna need two hands to Jenga the dog.	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
594	Don't get up. I'll see who's at the door.	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
595	Nice try honey, buy my balancing act as a full time working mom is still much harder.	1.3113	0.04809	151	114	27	10
596	I think I’m getting too old for heavy petting.	1.3111	0.04757	135	99	30	6
597	We need to act out one of my fantasies next.	1.3111	0.04872	135	100	28	7
598	Four more agents turned us down today.	1.3111	0.04394	135	96	36	3
599	I know what it looks like, but it's not just another pyramid scheme.	1.3110	0.04704	164	125	27	12
600	Are you doing “the whole thing” or is this “sounds like”?	1.3109	0.05303	119	89	23	7
601	I think I'm about to sneeze.	1.3107	0.06019	103	79	16	8
602	When will the TV be fixed?	1.3106	0.05173	132	100	23	9
603	Isn’t this what they mean by ‘pyramid scheme?’	1.3106	0.05173	132	100	23	9
604	Now I see what you mean about Parenting being a balancing act.	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
605	See, I'm not useless	1.3101	0.04897	129	95	28	6
606	Switch places?	1.3099	0.05306	142	111	18	13
607	See? I can balance responsibilities.	1.3097	0.05772	113	87	17	9
608	Yes, as a matter of fact, I am fishing for a compliment.	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
609	Wow, the things we learned to do during lockdown	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
610	We're thinking of adding a horse to the act.	1.3095	0.04464	168	126	32	10
611	Honey, I swear it's not a pyramid scheme.	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
612	Is this another one of your pyramid schemes?	1.3094	0.05191	139	107	21	11
613	Aren't you at all curious as to how the goldfish bowl got on my back?"	1.3094	0.04773	139	103	29	7
614	Have you seen the Twister mat anywhere?	1.3093	0.06106	97	74	16	7
615	You think this is easy? The goldfish is bipolar, the cat doesn't speak a word of English, and the dog has to go real bad right now!	1.3092	0.04689	152	114	29	9
616	Have you seen the Iguana?	1.3092	0.04689	152	114	29	9
617	Now do you see why we need a bird?	1.3089	0.05552	123	95	18	10
618	Your going to have to put your drink down for this next bit !	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
619	I know you are tired, but Please feed us	1.3088	0.05374	136	106	18	12
620	The wine glass goes on my nose, and you do your headstand on the fishbowl, and then we go right into the national anthem."	1.3084	0.05698	107	81	19	7
621	At least I don’t sit around drinking all day!	1.3083	0.05650	120	93	17	10
622	Remind me why we cancelled Netflix?	1.3083	0.05265	120	90	23	7
623	Will you kindly take your feet off the couch!	1.3082	0.04514	146	107	33	6
624	Very funny...now help me find my contact lens	1.3082	0.04717	159	121	27	11
625	You're the one who didn't want kids.	1.3077	0.05479	104	77	22	5
626	The goldfish? No one knows how he got there...	1.3077	0.05647	104	78	20	6
627	And that's how it feels for me	1.3077	0.04679	143	106	30	7
628	Impressive. But technically, the fish is not on all fours.	1.3077	0.04925	117	85	28	4
629	Thank God we never got the pet elephant you wanted	1.3077	0.04885	143	108	26	9
630	If only you could do that with the checkbook.	1.3071	0.05421	127	98	19	10
631	Wanna see a trick?	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
632	Get the canary.	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
633	Honey, have you seen any of the animals today?	1.3071	0.05647	127	100	15	12
634	Please just take the photo for my followers.	1.3070	0.05004	114	83	27	4
635	There's also a gnat on the fish.	1.3070	0.05727	114	88	17	9
636	This is why I can't go back to the office.	1.3066	0.05238	137	106	20	11
637	Obviously my efforts at work-life balance don't impress you.	1.3066	0.05029	137	104	24	9
638	I signed us up for the community talent contest.	1.3063	0.05399	111	83	22	6
639	First time living in a studio apartment?	1.3061	0.04980	147	113	23	11
640	WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?	1.3061	0.05073	147	114	21	12
641	Alison realizes her veterinarian husband still doesn’t understand what she means by “maintain proper work/life balance.”	1.3060	0.05528	134	106	15	13
642	We went viral when the cat ate the canary.	1.3060	0.05321	134	104	19	11
643	They're wondering if you could put your drink on my head?	1.3058	0.05358	121	92	21	8
644	Just trying downward dog-cat-fish	1.3056	0.04955	144	110	24	10
645	Can you go get the horse?	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
646	We're trying to find some balance in our lives.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
647	I don't think pet peeves means what you think it means.	1.3053	0.06362	95	74	13	8
648	We can’t find the remote.	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
649	Could you take the fish off the cat's back...the turtle wants a ride.	1.3051	0.04740	118	85	30	3
650	The parrot said, 'no way!'	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
651	Pretty please... with a fishbowl on top?	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
652	I can’t find the baby. 👶🏼	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
653	We want a divorce.	1.3048	0.05600	105	79	20	6
654	We established a hierarchy. You’re on the bottom.	1.3047	0.05497	128	100	17	11
655	We are wondering what time is dinner	1.3047	0.05029	128	96	25	7
656	Are you not amused?	1.3043	0.04781	138	103	28	7
657	Now do you better understand evolution.	1.3043	0.04437	138	100	34	4
658	Okay, I admit it was a mistake to cancel ALL our streaming services.	1.3043	0.04890	138	104	26	8
659	What do you mean you can't find your phone?	1.3040	0.05355	125	96	20	9
660	If I am drunk could I do this?	1.3040	0.05233	125	95	22	8
661	Now, just clap your hands.	1.3039	0.05877	102	78	17	7
662	The cat did eat the other goldfish during our practice runs this morning.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
663	Our twelve lives are in order.	1.3037	0.05073	135	103	23	9
664	Finally Bob realized that nothing could distract Marge from watching the Johnny Depp trial.	1.3036	0.05505	112	85	20	7
665	Quarantine is over Joe…	1.3033	0.05569	122	95	17	10
666	No, I can't answer the phone.	1.3032	0.04876	155	120	23	12
667	I don’t care. I am not making turducken.	1.3032	0.04961	155	121	21	13
668	Our turtle? He’s still on the way.	1.3030	0.05998	99	76	16	7
669	They begged me to.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
670	You know what? I was wrong about us needing to cut back on the television.	1.3030	0.05371	132	103	18	11
671	Let's just pay the increased Netflix rate.	1.3030	0.05151	132	101	22	9
672	A baby? You've got to be kidding.	1.3028	0.05453	109	82	21	6
673	I lied, I don’t have Netflix	1.3028	0.05132	109	80	25	4
674	Dear, you're scaring the goldfish.	1.3025	0.05277	119	90	22	7
675	The bird has flown?!	1.3022	0.05070	139	107	22	10
676	Said the fish in the pot To the Mom on the cot I do not like this trick at all A cat, a dog, a Dad on a crawl	1.3020	0.04637	149	112	29	8
677	A first date to remember, am I right?	1.3019	0.05714	106	81	18	7
678	We need to talk.	1.3017	0.05772	116	91	15	10
679	Would you like to get in the act?	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
680	I wouldn't call it "horsing around"	1.3016	0.05665	126	100	14	12
681	Doing the ‘goldfish’ is my new yoga adaptation	1.3016	0.04817	126	93	28	5
682	This is not going to end well.	1.3015	0.04588	136	100	31	5
683	Honestly, I was only getting set to propose.	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
684	Aren't you at least impressed with the goldfish?	1.3009	0.05166	113	84	24	5
685	Darwin , shmarwin ! It's just a balancing act.	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
686	I know where I stand. It’s how that’s confusing.	1.3008	0.05529	123	96	17	10
687	You’re right, we should get a parrot	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
688	Honey,now you get on top.	1.3007	0.04552	143	106	31	6
689	As you can see, I am more than capable of balancing our checkbook.	1.3000	0.05311	130	101	19	10
690	Hey, my eyes are down here!	1.3000	0.05104	120	90	24	6
691	You're next!	1.3000	0.04841	130	97	27	6
692	How am I doing with the home part of the work/home balance?	1.3000	0.04841	130	97	27	6
693	Are you going to play or not?	1.3000	0.05500	120	93	18	9
694	We call it … Evolution!	1.3000	0.05563	110	84	19	7
695	We're ready for a child.	1.3000	0.04841	130	97	27	6
696	Feed us? Please?	1.3000	0.05038	140	108	22	10
697	Okay, I'll say it. You were right. I shouldn't have canceled our Apple TV subscription.	1.2992	0.05281	127	98	20	9
698	Now, may I have a drink?	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
699	If I move it will rain cats and dogs.	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
700	It's ok. I like being the underdogcatfish.	1.2992	0.05513	127	100	16	11
701	Objects Of Decreasing Desire	1.2991	0.05598	117	91	17	9
702	This maneuver is what got me the promotion at PetSmart.”	1.2991	0.05044	117	87	25	5
703	Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
704	Can we discuss that no-pets-on-the-sofa rule?	1.2987	0.04619	154	117	28	9
705	Now, can I have my glass of wine, please?	1.2986	0.04525	144	107	31	6
706	C'mon--it's like we're reenacting "The Cat in the Hat!	1.2986	0.05033	144	112	21	11
707	They saw a mouse!	1.2985	0.05084	134	103	22	9
708	And you said I never brought you tiers of joy.	1.2985	0.05193	134	104	20	10
709	Why do I always have to kneel for treats when the pets get to stand?	1.2985	0.05193	134	104	20	10
710	They insisted I join.	1.2985	0.04741	134	100	28	6
711	I think our relationship lacks balance.	1.2984	0.04719	124	91	29	4
712	The fish spilled water on the cat. The cat peed on the dog. The dog is scratching my back and I am the man.	1.2984	0.05245	124	95	21	8
713	So can I have that drink now?	1.2981	0.05937	104	81	15	8
714	No, I don't think we should get a St. Bernard.	1.2980	0.04486	151	113	31	7
715	Well, I finally got the monkey off my back”.	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
716	I took your advice and I am trying to achieve balance in my life.	1.2979	0.04694	141	106	28	7
717	Top or bottom? Your choice.	1.2979	0.05007	141	109	22	10
718	Okay, now hop on top.	1.2977	0.05048	131	100	23	8
719	We all want you to stop drinking	1.2977	0.05048	131	100	23	8
720	Have you seen the snake?	1.2975	0.05585	121	95	16	10
721	OK,get on.	1.2975	0.05585	121	95	16	10
722	We really need to get cable again.	1.2970	0.05367	101	75	22	4
723	OK Now what?	1.2969	0.05005	128	97	24	7
724	What does it take to get through to you?	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
725	Cirque du Foyer	1.2969	0.04880	128	96	26	6
726	I swear, it's not what it looks like.	1.2966	0.05289	118	90	21	7
727	I hope you can see that I am building trust in the family!	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
728	This is what happens when you cancel your streaming subscriptions...	1.2966	0.05289	118	90	21	7
729	The cat was the hardest	1.2966	0.04603	145	109	29	7
730	It started with the fish swallowing a fly.	1.2963	0.05265	135	106	18	11
731	If you’re not going to join us, at least take the picture.	1.2963	0.05265	135	106	18	11
732	It's a new kind of pyramid scheme...	1.2963	0.04711	135	101	28	6
733	Who are you going to feed first?	1.2963	0.04711	135	101	28	6
734	Balance your wine glass on top of the fishbowl and we'll leave you alone.	1.2960	0.05083	125	95	23	7
735	I think this proves expiration dates on glue mean nothing.	1.2960	0.05451	125	98	17	10
736	You're sure this will fix my scoliosis?	1.2957	0.04779	115	84	28	3
737	Ac-hoo	1.2957	0.05520	115	89	18	8
738	You're a hard woman to please!!!	1.2957	0.05657	115	90	16	9
739	Yes,it may look funny, but we're able to use the carpool lane.	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
740	Can you FaceTime your sister? I want to show her something.	1.2955	0.04778	132	99	27	6
741	I invented a new yoga pose! It’s called cat dog fish cow.	1.2955	0.05014	132	101	23	8
742	It's cute, but Letterman isn't on anymore.	1.2953	0.04809	149	115	24	10
743	The donkey called out sick.	1.2952	0.05567	105	80	19	6
744	Get under me	1.2951	0.05294	122	94	20	8
745	It’s been a while since we did some heavy petting…	1.2946	0.05016	112	83	25	4
746	I said more FOREPLAY not FLOORPLAY	1.2941	0.05250	119	91	21	7
747	Just a smile would be great	1.2937	0.04637	143	108	28	7
748	Nice trick, but you all are still in trouble for what you did to the bird.	1.2937	0.04921	126	95	25	6
749	Watch! I roll left, bowser rolls right and misty lands on her feet without spilling a drop!	1.2936	0.05099	109	81	24	4
750	See, I told you that we didn't need cable tv.	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
751	You bring balance to our lives.	1.2935	0.06093	92	71	15	6
752	Cheerleading tryouts are tomorrow.	1.2933	0.04781	150	116	24	10
753	The key to a successful pyramid scheme is a diversity of participants.	1.2933	0.04590	150	114	28	8
754	So… in your dating profile, you did say that you were looking for a steady guy who would be comfortable around your pets… but… umm…	1.2932	0.05313	133	105	17	11
755	Drink up. I need the worm from your tequila.	1.2932	0.05094	133	103	21	9
756	It’s been impossible to impress you since we saw to Cirque du Soleil	1.2932	0.04981	133	102	23	8
757	I can't find them anywhere.	1.2931	0.05340	116	89	20	7
758	Are you certain this is foreplay?	1.2931	0.05613	116	91	16	9
759	Want to join our support group?	1.2929	0.06300	99	79	11	9
760	Hey, I’m just horsing around	1.2929	0.05964	99	77	15	7
761	Turns out there’s a pecking order.	1.2929	0.04476	140	104	31	5
762	Let's have children.	1.2929	0.04808	140	107	25	8
763	„I swear I was just looking for the remote and then this suddenly happened.“	1.2929	0.04700	140	106	27	7
764	Now the goldfish needs you to scratch its back.	1.2927	0.05382	123	96	18	9
765	This isn’t as easy as it looks.	1.2927	0.06132	82	62	16	4
766	You said you wanted me to be more supportive of our family.	1.2923	0.04690	130	97	28	5
767	And then they beamed us aboard their spaceship.	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
768	There’s no way we’re getting a mouse, guys	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
769	Kowtow Bow-wow Meow Minnow	1.2922	0.05040	154	123	17	14
770	I get the feeling that everything is stacked against me…	1.2920	0.05433	113	87	19	7
771	I felt the need for more balance in my life.	1.2920	0.04978	113	84	25	4
772	That new hairdo is scaring the hell out of them.	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
773	May we have your attention now?	1.2920	0.04877	137	105	24	8
774	Will you feed us?	1.2920	0.04652	137	103	28	6
775	So, the cable is still out.	1.2917	0.05013	144	113	20	11
776	Would you PLEASE get the doorbell?	1.2917	0.05212	120	92	21	7
777	This game of charades is getting out of hand.	1.2917	0.06268	96	76	12	8
778	Would you like it here or there? would you like it anywhere? Not tonight Sam, I have a headache.	1.2917	0.05724	120	96	13	11
779	E-I-E-I-O	1.2917	0.06268	96	76	12	8
780	His online profile didn’t lie,” she thought, “he is really good at balancing his responsibilities.	1.2913	0.05013	127	97	23	7
781	You convinced me... we'll get a new TV set	1.2913	0.05374	127	100	17	10
782	This looked like more fun on TikTok	1.2913	0.05955	103	81	14	8
783	Don’t blame me. It was the fish’s idea.	1.2913	0.05793	103	80	16	7
784	Have these animals been fed lately?	1.2910	0.05171	134	105	19	10
785	What do you mean I’m the weakest link?	1.2910	0.04949	134	103	23	8
786	I’m improvising. The goats ran away.	1.2910	0.05171	134	105	19	10
787	I dunno, seems like a pyramid scheme to me.	1.2910	0.05061	134	104	21	9
788	I am reconsidering having kids.	1.2909	0.05059	110	82	24	4
789	Looks and sounds good enough for Bremen, Ohio.	1.2909	0.05681	110	86	16	8
790	You need us, so feed us.”	1.2909	0.05379	110	84	20	6
791	Variety show or TikTok video?	1.2903	0.05343	124	97	18	9
792	I think they're onto me."	1.2903	0.04962	124	94	24	6
793	We all sorry we forgot your birthday!	1.2903	0.04962	124	94	24	6
794	The fish wanted to go for a walk.	1.2901	0.04905	131	100	24	7
795	They told to pose like this but I have no idea why. Something about a caption for a cartoon.	1.2900	0.06079	100	79	13	8
796	Oh, you meant a different kind of playfulness.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
797	What did you expect when you married a guy named Noah Zark?	1.2897	0.05635	107	83	17	7
798	I'm done, Louise. Time to sign up for cable.	1.2895	0.05534	114	89	17	8
799	How long have you been sitting there?	1.2895	0.05534	114	89	17	8
800	No time to explain, darling, get on the fish.	1.2895	0.05534	114	89	17	8
801	And how was your day?	1.2893	0.05174	121	93	21	7
802	Now THIS is a balancing act!	1.2893	0.05306	121	94	19	8
803	We want you to stop drinking.	1.2889	0.04444	135	100	31	4
804	FEED US DAMMIT	1.2887	0.04955	142	111	21	10
805	They said I was too old to quit my job and become a pet sitter.	1.2886	0.04395	149	112	31	6
806	You really need to read '101 Things To Do During COVID'.	1.2885	0.05409	104	79	20	5
807	I miss cable.	1.2883	0.05779	111	88	14	9
808	Thank God our pet pig ran away	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
809	I don't know how much longer we can handle the lockdown.	1.2883	0.05181	111	84	22	5
810	Anything not to talk about your feelings.	1.2881	0.04977	118	89	24	5
811	OK, I'll admit we're all domesticated. Now give us a treat!	1.2880	0.04795	125	94	26	5
812	Can you please feed us dinner?	1.2880	0.05057	125	96	22	7
813	Unfortunately the Ed Sullivan Show isn't on anymore.	1.2880	0.05057	125	96	22	7
814	Permission to move up the food chain.	1.2878	0.04923	139	108	22	9
815	I think Bubbles got me involved with a pyramid scheme	1.2878	0.05028	139	109	20	10
816	Excellent! You've stacked yourselves in order of importance to me.	1.2877	0.04555	146	111	28	7
817	I call it, ‘The Descent of Man.’	1.2872	0.06167	94	74	13	7
818	None of us appreciate your team building exercises.	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
819	You think your dad will finally be impressed?	1.2870	0.05350	115	89	19	7
820	Why am I at the bottom of the petting order?	1.2870	0.05491	115	90	17	8
821	Take a picture…take a picture now!	1.2869	0.05640	122	98	13	11
822	It's time that the vet and my chiropractor talk.	1.2869	0.04429	122	89	31	2
823	Can we have a treat now?!	1.2869	0.05004	122	93	23	6
824	Bill I’m still going to file for the divorce	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
825	Honey when I said walk the dog, I meant JUST the dog	1.2868	0.05067	129	100	21	8
826	I know this isn’t the most ideal first date, but I promised them some playtime beforehand	1.2868	0.05067	129	100	21	8
827	May I get you anything else?	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
828	I'm trying to achieve better work-life balance.	1.2857	0.04893	126	96	24	6
829	You were the one who wanted to try something new.	1.2857	0.04982	112	84	24	4
830	What do you mean you don't know where your phone is!?	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
831	Add the baby.	1.2857	0.05182	133	105	18	10
832	NOW you want a refill?	1.2857	0.05356	119	93	18	8
833	What do you mean the fish isn't on all fours?	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
834	So its a book and a film, 3 words?	1.2857	0.04762	126	95	26	5
835	. The old dog wants to quit. He's claiming this is a new trick	1.2857	0.04818	112	83	26	3
836	Now may we have our treat?	1.2857	0.05021	126	97	22	7
837	No, I don’t think you can add that to your resume.	1.2857	0.04762	126	95	26	5
838	Pyramid of Eejit	1.2857	0.05733	112	89	14	9
839	If you don’t get the word I’m never playing again.	1.2848	0.04826	151	119	21	11
840	Okay, who’s your favourite?	1.2847	0.04854	137	106	23	8
841	Are you not entertained?	1.2846	0.04790	130	99	25	6
842	Good boy. Now roll over.	1.2846	0.05264	130	103	17	10
843	Don't just sit there, DO SOMETHING!	1.2846	0.05149	130	102	19	9
844	And now you want an ice cube in your wine?	1.2846	0.04790	130	99	25	6
845	Now can you see the fish?	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
846	Simon says what?!!	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
847	Goldfish can’t do the Downward Dog.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
848	Starving for attention, I suppose.	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
849	So, you've won over my pets!	1.2841	0.06455	88	70	11	7
850	Now do a trick? What do you call this?	1.2836	0.05037	134	105	20	9
851	Yes, Mistress. Thank you, Mistress.	1.2836	0.04809	134	103	24	7
852	You're not amused by my animal husbandry?	1.2835	0.05111	127	99	20	8
853	Is this work-life balance?	1.2835	0.04987	127	98	22	7
854	Now can I please have the remote?	1.2833	0.05183	120	93	20	7
855	Now all we need for our act is a pony.	1.2833	0.04611	120	89	28	3
856	I’m sorry, Fred. I’m still not calling you by a pet name.	1.2832	0.05402	113	88	18	7
857	You could do this, too, if you'd stop drinking.	1.2832	0.05402	113	88	18	7
858	Have you seen a little mouse running around here anywhere?	1.2832	0.04944	113	85	24	4
859	See honey, I can still be spontaneous!	1.2832	0.05402	113	88	18	7
860	Now, how can you say I'm not a well-balanced guy?	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
861	...and that's reason #8 why we desperately need a box turtle.	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
862	I get it, I'm not high on your list of priorities.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
863	None of us could find the ring.	1.2828	0.05750	99	77	16	6
864	Just a few meetings, the usual. How was yours?	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
865	Okay honey, I promise I’ll get the TV fixed tomorrow.	1.2826	0.04823	138	107	23	8
866	Yes, this is close to what it feels like managing work, home and wfh!	1.2824	0.04880	131	101	23	7
867	C'mon,you're the missing link!	1.2823	0.04799	124	94	25	5
868	And you want to add a kid on top of that?	1.2823	0.05192	124	97	19	8
869	Do you still think we’ve lost our sense of adventure?	1.2821	0.05270	117	91	19	7
870	Now can we have sex?	1.2821	0.05408	117	92	17	8
871	We call this upward fish.	1.2821	0.05408	117	92	17	8
872	We're looking for the elephant in the room.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
873	Okay, honey, you have our full attention.	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
874	Why yes, I suppose having you between me and the dog makes more sense than on top of the fish.	1.2818	0.05649	110	87	15	8
875	The cat said you’d be pleased.	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
876	I’m sick of being treated like I’m at the bottom of the food chain around here!	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
877	It's a bit early for wine.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
878	But can a baby do this?	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
879	Now levitate.	1.2816	0.05758	103	81	15	7
880	No, dear - we can't turn around three times fast.	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
881	join me in pet jenga?	1.2816	0.05758	103	81	15	7
882	Chain of command	1.2816	0.05758	103	81	15	7
883	A dog, a cat and a goldfish ride into a living room...Wait! Is that my last Lafitte Rothschild?	1.2815	0.05221	135	108	16	11
884	We get bored when you're at work.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
885	We want the Sofa !!	1.2812	0.05868	96	75	15	6
886	But you said we needed to work on the balance in our relationship.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
887	You know the rules, baby: No feet on the couch.	1.2810	0.04770	153	121	21	11
888	I'm glad we didn't get that pet pony!	1.2810	0.04579	121	90	28	3
889	Remind me when the cable guy's coming again?	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
890	We’ve decided, your next pet has to be a bird.	1.2807	0.05643	114	91	14	9
891	Yes, I know, your Dad had a Doberman, a Panther and a Shark.	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
892	It's easy -- knock that back, then get between the dog and cat.	1.2807	0.05361	114	89	18	7
893	To think I was worried that your cat wouldn’t fit in.	1.2804	0.05602	107	84	16	7
894	Wait, what do you mean 'try switching places with the fish'?	1.2803	0.04965	132	103	21	8
895	but your ad said you wanted someone who was pet friendly and lived a balanced lifestyle	1.2803	0.04726	132	101	25	6
896	Have you seen my spider?	1.2803	0.05080	132	104	19	9
897	You told me to be a more supportive husband!	1.2803	0.05080	132	104	19	9
898	It seems I'm just the delta male in the family.	1.2800	0.05156	125	98	19	8
899	We learned this after watching a few TikToks.	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
900	This is not just an act.	1.2800	0.05700	100	78	16	6
901	What do you mean you’re too busy to take our picture?	1.2800	0.05874	100	79	14	7
902	Maybe we should extend our screen-time hours.	1.2797	0.04801	143	112	22	9
903	I'm trying to balance work and life.	1.2797	0.04644	118	88	27	3
904	I guess this is all we have while we wait for season 2	1.2797	0.05090	118	91	21	6
905	As a goldfish is to a cat and as a cat is to a dog, I am as to you, my pet.	1.2793	0.05147	111	85	21	5
906	The fish wanted to go for a walk too and this was easier than getting all the leashes sorted out.	1.2793	0.05748	111	89	13	9
907	Helen, what's it going to take for you to prepare dinner?	1.2791	0.04919	129	100	22	7
908	If you can bounce a ping-pong ball in the fish tank you win all of us.	1.2791	0.05041	129	101	20	8
909	How’s the reception now?	1.2791	0.05275	129	103	16	10
910	No, I don't think we should get a horse.	1.2789	0.04184	147	110	33	4
911	Finally made time for my pet project.	1.2788	0.05372	104	80	19	5
912	Totem Pole Submission, appearing in order of importance.	1.2788	0.05870	104	83	13	8
913	you said to do something with my life!	1.2787	0.04974	122	94	22	6
914	We’ve got each other’s backs.	1.2783	0.05024	115	88	22	5
915	My profile does say, "a vet with a good work life balance."	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
916	I’m trying to be more supportive	1.2783	0.05174	115	89	20	6
917	Almost there darling”	1.2782	0.04695	133	102	25	6
918	I can babysit too!	1.2781	0.04713	151	119	22	10
919	My chiropractor recommends I add more weight next week.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
920	You’re right. I can’t imagine having a kid.	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
921	I got your goat yoga right here!	1.2774	0.05152	137	110	16	11
922	Why can't you be a team player?	1.2773	0.05459	119	95	15	9
923	This just isn’t your regular dog and pony show	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
924	Our family therapy homework, remember? Please get in.	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
925	I’ve become more creative working from home.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
926	We'll always have your back.	1.2766	0.05936	94	74	14	6
927	We've gone through three goldfish practicing this trick.	1.2764	0.05072	123	96	20	7
928	There's no satisfying you!!!	1.2764	0.05202	123	97	18	8
929	I have a plan to save the pets from rising sea levels.	1.2764	0.04802	123	94	24	5
930	You can see how I've evolved.	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
931	I am the Walrus.	1.2759	0.05279	116	91	18	7
932	You're not even going to try to rekindle the passion?	1.2759	0.04676	116	87	26	3
933	I can’t seem to find any of the pets!	1.2759	0.06679	87	71	8	8
934	I’m glad you finally figured out the fish shouldn’t be on the bottom.	1.2756	0.05084	127	100	19	8
935	How do you make money on tiktok?	1.2756	0.05084	127	100	19	8
936	Actually, I'd rather you just look for the TV remote.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
937	It's known as the animal pyramid	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
938	I know I'm at the bottom of your care hierarchy.	1.2752	0.05354	109	85	18	6
939	We don't need the donkey	1.2750	0.05288	120	95	17	8
940	Our days feel long too since you went back to the office.	1.2750	0.05016	120	93	21	6
941	There. Now can I have some wine?	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
942	There is no next trick.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
943	So, anyway, what’d you do today?	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
944	Top this!	1.2743	0.05515	113	90	15	8
945	Cirque du Soleil, here we come!	1.2743	0.05221	113	88	19	6
946	I’ve graduated from goat yoga.	1.2742	0.04768	124	95	24	5
947	The hardest part was getting the goldfish to agree to come along.	1.2742	0.04904	124	96	22	6
948	So this is what dating is like now?	1.2741	0.04635	135	104	25	6
949	Not bad for amateurs. Now, let's see you switch places!	1.2741	0.04130	135	100	33	2
950	We all agree it’s not the same without you.	1.2740	0.04714	146	115	22	9
951	I think we need to get a TV.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
952	There, I did it. Now can I go golfing tomorrow?	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
953	How long until the TV gets fixed?	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
954	And a partridge in a pear tree!	1.2735	0.05513	117	94	14	9
955	There's a pecking order here somewhere.	1.2735	0.04642	117	88	26	3
956	Thanks, I just needed to watch a man struggle under the weight of household responsibilities for once.	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
957	Why is my alone time so hard for you guys to deal with?	1.2735	0.05096	117	91	20	6
958	I JUST REMEMBERED CATS MAKE ME SNEEZE.	1.2734	0.04876	139	110	20	9
959	This is TikTok gold.	1.2734	0.04658	139	108	24	7
960	You are barking, meowing, and fishing up the wrong tree.	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
961	As God is my witness, we'll never give up TV for Lent again.	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
962	Give us a tongue roll and the fish leaps into your Chablis.	1.2727	0.04817	110	83	24	3
963	I think the fishbowl crushed the parakeet.	1.2727	0.04821	132	103	22	7
964	I have to go to the bathroom.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
965	You're up.	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
966	This 'Old Goat Yoga' is working wonders for my back	1.2727	0.04574	132	101	26	5
967	Now do you think I’m ready to juggle fatherhood?	1.2727	0.04979	121	94	21	6
968	Now, carefully put the wine glass on the goldfish	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
969	Originally there was 5 of us, but the hedgehog was problematic.	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
970	I see working from home has been productive.	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
971	They decided we needed an org chart.	1.2720	0.05000	125	98	20	7
972	We need to get a bird.	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
973	Honey you gotta try downward facing dog cat fish.	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
974	You bought a horse?	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
975	Wait, how long has the cable been back on?	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
976	O.K., now you get on the fish.	1.2718	0.05721	103	82	14	7
977	“We call it trickle-down gymnastics.”	1.2717	0.06202	92	74	11	7
978	Hop on, my pet.	1.2713	0.04891	129	101	21	7
979	Obviously, we’ve had lots of alone-time to practice. I’m on goldfish number 14.	1.2713	0.04766	129	100	23	6
980	I can't believe you don't have your iPhone out!	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
981	Honey, the band's back together!	1.2713	0.04637	129	99	25	5
982	We have all agreed that we appreciate you.	1.2713	0.05133	129	103	17	9
983	The goldfish is very persuasive	1.2712	0.04763	118	90	24	4
984	'I thought you said a menagerie would spice up our relationship.'	1.2712	0.05058	118	92	20	6
985	I am asking you to top this	1.2712	0.04763	118	90	24	4
986	Let me know what the cat is doing, Margaret, he's always the weak link...	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
987	Do you mind, we’d like to have the couch.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
988	We're sorry, but you're not the only one with a back problem!	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
989	Can we please cancel the fish's Instagram account?	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
990	Please take a picture.	1.2708	0.06366	96	79	8	9
991	You're a tough audience.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
992	Now can we sit on the couch?	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
993	When I said I wanted you to impress me tonight, that’s not exactly what I had in mind	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
994	Is dinner ready?	1.2707	0.04668	133	103	24	6
995	As usual, Tweetie refused to participate	1.2705	0.04943	122	95	21	6
996	We’re ready, you can start the vacuum now.	1.2705	0.05079	122	96	19	7
997	Honey, I think you are finally ready to go on the road.	1.2705	0.04943	122	95	21	6
998	Well well, it's stacking up to be an interesting evening.	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
999	Now that you are home,feed us!	1.2701	0.04691	137	107	23	7
1000	Hmm, a little more to the left.	1.2700	0.05835	100	80	13	7
1001	For the final part of the trick, Rover will roll over.	1.2700	0.05660	100	79	15	6
1002	And it's called the Aristocrats!	1.2700	0.05660	100	79	15	6
1003	You don't want to know how the fish got there.	1.2698	0.05681	126	105	8	13
1004	Quick fetch the canary	1.2698	0.04702	126	97	24	5
1005	Now can we get a horse?	1.2697	0.06140	89	71	12	6
1006	Okay . . . so it's not the Wallendas, but it's still not something you see every day.	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1007	Don’t worry they’ve got my back..	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1008	I don't feel like you're pulling your weight around here.	1.2696	0.04835	115	88	23	4
1009	What…. And give up show business?	1.2696	0.05429	115	92	15	8
1010	Family obedience school was a success!	1.2696	0.04835	115	88	23	4
1011	Carol: I'm not sure that I can be part of your support group any longer.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
1012	This is not dog style	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
1013	Now that I have your attention	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
1014	The pet hierarchy of needs	1.2692	0.04858	130	102	21	7
1015	Jane, obviously the answer isn’t ‘Ordinary People.’	1.2689	0.04877	119	92	22	5
1016	We're preserving the delicate balance of nature.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1017	Tik Tok?	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1018	Just practicing my backbone exercises for when your mother arrives..	1.2685	0.05028	108	83	21	4
1019	I lost a bet.	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
1020	Are you entertained yet?	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1021	We lost the worm.	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1022	It feels like you’re not carrying your weight in this relationship.	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
1023	Can we have our treats now?	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
1024	Up and down the chain of command, we worship you, Goddess!	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
1025	Take a photo quick for my instagram profile.	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
1026	Our new neighbors are a pet sitter and a hypnotist.	1.2680	0.05773	97	77	14	6
1027	I finally got that monkey off my back	1.2679	0.05379	112	89	16	7
1028	Could yu please feed the fish?	1.2679	0.04743	112	85	24	3
1029	I'll bet that Jim, your ex, couldn't do this.	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
1030	Pandemic rodeo is over guys	1.2676	0.04571	142	111	24	7
1031	Now do you understand why we need a bird?	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
1032	Carefully—balance the flea on the back of the fish.	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
1033	…And your mother called me spineless!	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
1034	Fine. We can resubscribe to Netflix.	1.2673	0.06116	101	83	9	9
1035	Taking them for a walk all at once was not as easy as I thought it would be.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1036	It may look like a carpet, but it's the back of an elephant.	1.2673	0.05610	101	80	15	6
1037	Do you need anything from PetSmart?	1.2672	0.04945	131	104	19	8
1038	You forgot the hamster.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1039	So, it’s not turtles all the way down, after all.	1.2667	0.05784	105	85	12	8
1040	Quick! Grab the camera!!	1.2667	0.04543	105	78	26	1
1041	Couldn't you have charged your phone BEFORE you got us to do this?	1.2667	0.05122	120	95	18	7
1042	Why do I need a job again…are you not seeing this?	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
1043	I have to sneeze	1.2661	0.05006	124	98	19	7
1044	And they said pets were easier to care for than children.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1045	It started with horsey rides for Ellen when she was small. Then I looked at TikTok	1.2661	0.04814	109	83	23	3
1046	Lately, a lot of things have been weighing on me.	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
1047	I told you not to get involved with another pyramid scheme.	1.2661	0.05628	109	88	13	8
1048	See? I told you all those months practicing in the basement would be worth it.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1049	The fish started it.	1.2661	0.05475	109	87	15	7
1050	Don't laugh, I am one parakeet away from a spot on The Today Show.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
1051	Just warming up. The checkbook is next.	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1052	Please play with us	1.2655	0.04872	113	87	22	4
1053	I think I'm finally getting that work/home balance.	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1054	On her third pour, Linda was actually kinda impressed.	1.2655	0.04872	113	87	22	4
1055	They've been doing this ever since we watched that Netflix special on goat yoga.	1.2655	0.05186	113	89	18	6
1056	It's good- but it won't go viral	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1057	They're usually quite peeved with each other.	1.2653	0.05720	98	78	14	6
1058	IS SEASON TWO BETTER THAN THIS?!?.	1.2652	0.05028	132	106	17	9
1059	See? Old Doug CAN do new tricks!	1.2651	0.06433	83	67	10	6
1060	What do you mean Letterman retired?	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1061	What do you mean Letterman doesn't do stupid pet tricks anymore?	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
1062	I'll be so glad when the TV is fixed...	1.2650	0.05206	117	93	17	7
1063	Maintaining a work-life balance.	1.2650	0.05206	117	93	17	7
1064	The quadfecta of pets	1.2647	0.05732	102	82	13	7
1065	For your next act, how about takimg out the garbage?	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1066	Uh-oh! I think I hear the mailman coming up the driveway.	1.2647	0.05899	102	83	11	8
1067	I still think it’s missing something …	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1068	Pleasing you, Lois, is a real balancing-act.	1.2645	0.04947	121	95	20	6
1069	My other girlfriend wasn't impressed either	1.2645	0.04806	121	94	22	5
1070	It's NOT a pyramid scheme, Alice – it's a family.	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1071	The fish wants to know what's holding the floor up. Turtles?	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
1072	Help! We've fallen and can't get up!	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1073	This isn’t want I meant when I said I wanted a threesome	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1074	I’m not in the mood for Jenga right now, Harold.	1.2642	0.05735	106	86	12	8
1075	Can I have a sip of that?	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
1076	Is oral sex still out of the question?	1.2637	0.06218	91	74	10	7
1077	How’s your Internet connection now?	1.2637	0.04901	91	68	22	1
1078	Now do you forgive us?	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
1079	‘Did you write “P.C. Vey” on the carpet?’	1.2637	0.06600	91	76	6	9
1080	Stop replacing xanax with lsd	1.2636	0.05274	110	87	17	6
1081	It's humans all the way down.	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1082	No, I refuse to get you a horse for your birthday.	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1083	You just needed to ask!	1.2632	0.05837	95	76	13	6
1084	Get a mop.	1.2632	0.06025	95	77	11	7
1085	They call it ‘The Aristocrats’.	1.2632	0.04879	133	106	19	8
1086	At this rate, we’ll never win the cheerleading competition	1.2632	0.04640	133	104	23	6
1087	Are you still bored?	1.2627	0.04728	118	91	23	4
1088	We're all begging on my hands and knees	1.2627	0.04878	118	92	21	5
1089	I’m having a little fun, get off my back.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1090	Ha, can your old boyfriend do this?	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1091	Funny, I still can’t balance the checkbook.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1092	This performance is dedicated to Goldie I, Goldie II, Goldie III, and the carpet in the guest bedroom.	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1093	But pet yoga is so much more relaxing than wine!	1.2621	0.04772	103	78	23	2
1094	For my next trick…	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1095	Define tipsy.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1096	I'm giving a TED Talk on inter-species harmony.	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
1097	It’s Ms. Maslow's hierarchy of needs.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1098	That’s not the food pyramid.	1.2619	0.05062	126	101	17	8
1099	Now, you get on top of the fish	1.2619	0.05186	126	102	15	9
1100	Having this many pets is a real balancing act	1.2619	0.04805	126	99	21	6
1101	You said you needed balance in your life.	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1102	It's the new alternative to goat yoga.	1.2617	0.04849	107	82	22	3
1103	The Ed Sullivan show went off the air years ago.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1104	How is this better than screens?	1.2617	0.05686	107	87	12	8
1105	This is your hierarchy of affection.	1.2617	0.05529	107	86	14	7
1106	We have practiced all week	1.2617	0.05529	107	86	14	7
1107	Are we at least an entertaining three ring circus?	1.2615	0.04443	130	100	26	4
1108	Don’t tell the fish, but the cat is working for scale.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1109	Laugh, please.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1110	America's Got Talent material? Yes or no.	1.2613	0.05073	111	87	19	5
1111	Okay, I'm ready to sign up for Netflix again.	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1112	You opened the Château Margaux.	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1113	Harold, you know these pyramid schemes nevrer work!	1.2613	0.04563	111	84	25	2
1114	Tomorrow, it’s your turn to walk them.	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1115	It was going to be higher but the iguana refuses to work with Mr. Whiskers.	1.2612	0.04846	134	107	19	8
1116	We really should have had kids.	1.2612	0.04609	134	105	23	6
1117	Wine relaxes you. This keeps me balanced.	1.2609	0.05960	92	74	12	6
1118	It's Father's Day - can we please watch the US Open?	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1119	Quick, check if this is a Guinness category.	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1120	I couldn’t get the parakeet to perch on the fish bowl.	1.2609	0.05396	115	93	14	8
1121	Where's the parrot?	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1122	While impressive, I still don't think veterinary schools have cheer squad scholarships.	1.2609	0.04797	115	89	22	4
1123	This is not quite what I meant when I asked you to surprise me.	1.2605	0.04693	119	92	23	4
1124	You have our attention.	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1125	Giving all my pets equal attention requires a balancing act.	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1126	The the future of evolution.	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1127	Now, don't move until I fetch the pony	1.2602	0.04594	123	95	24	4
1128	Didn't you say it was time to change his water anyway?	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1129	May I have your attention, please	1.2598	0.04771	127	100	21	6
1130	We’re back!	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
1131	How much longer?	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1132	Here is the cocktail goldfish you requested	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1133	You idiot!	1.2596	0.05796	104	85	11	8
1134	I call it a Humane Society Pyramid.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1135	I am going to sneeze!	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1136	I'm gonna need a hand, here.	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
1137	You see, Susan? I am able support this household	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1138	Tiffany, my love, I think we need to chat about your preferred foreplay.	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
1139	Sidney, is this another one of your pyramid schemes?	1.2593	0.06754	81	67	7	7
1140	My next trick will be peace in the Middle East.	1.2593	0.06521	81	66	9	6
1141	Babe, you’re blocking the TV.	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1142	I can’t see the tv.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1143	Now do you believe I’m doing all the heavy lifting around here, Sally?	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1144	You see? It works better if I'm on the bottom.	1.2586	0.05354	116	94	14	8
1145	What do you mean, "Ringling Brothers isn't using any more animal acts!"?	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
1146	No, no pony.	1.2583	0.05090	120	96	17	7
1147	I suppose you want me to put the parakeet on top.	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
1148	This is much more satisfying than a job.	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1149	The whale fell off.	1.2583	0.04950	120	95	19	6
1150	NOW can we have the remote back?	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1151	It was Goldy''s idea.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1152	I’m preparing for our vacation in Bremen.	1.2581	0.04562	124	96	24	4
1153	Bipedalism was a mistake.	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
1154	I thought you'd enjoy seeing it before we go on tour.	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
1155	let me see you stand on your head too!	1.2581	0.06097	93	76	10	7
1156	I can't wait until the pandemic really ends!	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1157	It's called the Peaceable Kingdom position.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
1158	You're right, this is easier than making sense of cryptocurrency.	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
1159	You're having wine at 5 o'clock?	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
1160	George, I don’t think this is what our therapist meant when she recommended a family bonding night.	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
1161	You’re not cut out for working from home.	1.2574	0.04804	101	77	22	2
1162	And you thought a Turducken was great!	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1163	They were cheaper than a chiropractor.	1.2574	0.04593	101	76	24	1
1164	My life/work balance needed fixing.	1.2574	0.04428	136	106	25	5
1165	I really hope you find a new TV show to watch soon.	1.2574	0.04428	136	106	25	5
1166	See! STACKED was NOT in reference to you.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
1167	I guess I am ready for grandchildren.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
1168	We're done practicing. Seriously, which way to Carnegie Hall?	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
1169	Practicing for when the children come?	1.2571	0.04494	105	79	25	1
1170	NOBODY POOP!!!	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1171	Fair? No. Balanced? Yes!	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
1172	You see!?! I can be a stable person for you.	1.2569	0.05592	109	89	12	8
1173	Does this prove that I am well balanced enough to have kids?	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
1174	If you don’t even get this, Helen, I fear you stand no chance at tomorrow night’s charades at the Henderson‘s.	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1175	I miss going out for entertainment.	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1176	Too soon?	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1177	If you offer me a Martini i,ll put the parrot on top of the fish	1.2566	0.04314	113	85	27	1
1178	Nice act, but I'm still taking the night off from cooking.	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
1179	How are the Kardashians more interesting than this?	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
1180	It’s the only way we can keep you off our backs.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1181	I am calling it 'Work Life Balance'.	1.2564	0.04232	117	88	28	1
1182	According to Newton, the fish is the perceived genius in this scenario.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1183	Just stand on your head atop the fish bowl for the family photo	1.2564	0.05172	117	94	16	7
1184	OK, now balance that glass of wine on my head!	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
1185	When did you say the TV was going to be fixed?	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1186	I think I had too much wine	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
1187	I don't think that was a micro dose, Phil.	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
1188	I told you I had a creative side	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1189	What do you mean you want a divorce?!	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
1190	Are you sure your "IQ pyramid" is in the correct order?	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1191	Well don’t just sit there. Get the camera!	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1192	You know I’m terrible at charades.	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1193	Sorry,it will take a lot more than that.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1194	They want to know where you go.	1.2556	0.04851	133	107	18	8
1195	If I take the dog out, will you change the cat litter and feed the fish?	1.2556	0.04485	133	104	24	5
1196	No, we are not getting an elephant.	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
1197	We perfected this during the lockdown	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
1198	I told you life with me was going to be a balancing act.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
1199	Can't we just go back to spanking?	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
1200	Why must I always be the low man on the totem pole?	1.2556	0.06030	90	73	11	6
1201	Now watch me me flip the goldfish into the cat's mouth and give the dog a big drink.	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
1202	I just got you off my back, and now I have this.	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
1203	It's cheaper than a Peloton.	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
1204	NOW are you zen?	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
1205	The horse wanted an advance.	1.2551	0.05858	98	80	11	7
1206	No I don't know how she put the fish bowl on her back!	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1207	We finally found a fish that gets it.	1.2551	0.06035	98	81	9	8
1208	They like the yoga class!	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1209	I have to go back for the bird.	1.2551	0.05676	98	79	13	6
1210	'constructive criticism, please'	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
1211	Just a sip?!?	1.2549	0.05692	102	83	12	7
1212	Would you like to join my yoga class?	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1213	You forgot to say “Mother, may I”.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1214	Please don't go back to the office. We need you here.	1.2547	0.04458	106	80	25	1
1215	Wow, another pointless New Yorker cartoon from an artist who doesn't understand eyeballs	1.2547	0.05537	106	86	13	7
1216	I figured you'd be more likely to feed us if we approached you as a blockchain.	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1217	Friday night with Mr.& Mrs. Empty Nesters.	1.2547	0.04845	106	82	21	3
1218	I think you’ve had enough to drink, honey.	1.2547	0.05537	106	86	13	7
1219	We are re-enacting the "Bremen Town Musicians!" I am the ass.	1.2545	0.05980	110	93	6	11
1220	There’s only one place I haven't looked. They’ve got to be hiding under the couch”	1.2545	0.05546	110	90	12	8
1221	It’s all just a balancing act	1.2545	0.05074	110	87	18	5
1222	Wow, you suck at charades.	1.2544	0.05259	114	92	15	7
1223	Apparently it's NOT turtles all the way down.	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
1224	If we have a kid, there won’t be any time for this.	1.2544	0.04631	114	88	23	3
1225	My therapist said I need to learn how to balance	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
1226	See, the flea on the rim of the fishbowl?	1.2542	0.04690	118	92	22	4
1227	Impressive, but what about the hamster?	1.2542	0.05540	118	98	10	10
1228	Something is wrong with the pecking order in this house.	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
1229	Impressive! You really can do everything but the dishes!	1.2542	0.04990	118	94	18	6
1230	So a dog, a cat ,and a fish crawl into a bar....	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1231	We want to discuss our pet peeves.	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
1232	Are you sure you wouldn't rather re-watch something on Netflix?	1.2540	0.04904	126	101	18	7
1233	And you STILL want to watch Netflix?	1.2537	0.04818	134	108	18	8
1234	Can I have a divorce now	1.2536	0.05045	138	114	13	11
1235	I have to admit, I’m glad we didn’t get the St. Bernard.	1.2529	0.04964	87	66	20	1
1236	Seriously, Margaret,	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
1237	I meant the checkbook.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
1238	I really think I can monetize this.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
1239	Maybe I will finally win ….This Weeks Contest.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
1240	For my next trick, I will complete todays Wordle in 3 tries.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
1241	Impressive but it’s still your turn to make dinner.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
1242	Hope on. I got this.	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
1243	Sorry Hun, I still can't find your pet tarantula.	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
1244	We come to you on my hands and knees and humbly ask that we have dinner now.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
1245	It would really help if you’d walk the pets sometime too, honey	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
1246	But can you do it on water skis?	1.2525	0.05804	99	81	11	7
1247	Did you feed the goldfish today? It looks hungry.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
1248	We’re teaching the fish to juggle.	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
1249	I was expecting a diamond ring	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1250	Can we get a gerbil?	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1251	...ok, now do a backflip	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
1252	And that’s blockchain.	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
1253	Sweetheart, will you marry us?	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1254	This can’t seriously be how you rank us.	1.2524	0.05641	103	84	12	7
1255	Can you get the door, honey? My right leg fell asleep!	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
1256	Marion, please, that's the last of the 1967 Chateau d'Yquem.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1257	This will stop them from interrupting my Zoom meetings.	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
1258	I've balanced our budget, balanced the dog, cat and goldfish (who all hate each other) all on my back. What more do I have to do to get a glass of wine?	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1259	No props in charades? Now you tell me!	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
1260	Okay- now the fish on bottom.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
1261	You have your wine hobby and I have mine.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1262	I'm striving for work-life balance.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1263	You complete us.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1264	Are you ready for the Grand Finale?	1.2523	0.04697	111	86	22	3
1265	Quick, call the parrot.	1.2523	0.04697	111	86	22	3
1266	Do you think our backyard is big enough for a horse?	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1267	I told you! I don't KNOW how the fish got up there!	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
1268	Charlotte, will you marry us?	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
1269	Sorry, I couldn't get the parakeet to cooperate.	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
1270	OK,now jump in the bowl!	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
1271	The true heirarchy.	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
1272	Sorry,Chuck. I still think Shondaland is more entertaining.	1.2520	0.04978	123	99	17	7
1273	I don't think that qualifies for America's Got Talent	1.2520	0.04467	127	99	24	4
1274	Good God, what have you done with the hamster?	1.2519	0.04888	131	106	17	8
1275	Can we get a kid?	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
1276	He may be just a goldfish, but boy is he persuasive.	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
1277	Yeah,but can your boyfriend do this?	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
1278	We all recommend table pose for relaxation.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
1279	Cocktail Hour 2022	1.2500	0.05423	104	84	14	6
1280	Do you still think I'm unbalanced, Amanda?	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1281	Now that COVID is abating, you really need to go back to the office…	1.2500	0.05116	108	86	17	5
1282	Fifteen million followers... I MUST be doing something RIGHT.	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
1283	The donkey tested positive and couldn't make it.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1284	A man who doggedly wants to be a catfish?	1.2500	0.04706	128	102	20	6
1285	It was this or play hide-and-seek	1.2500	0.05152	112	90	16	6
1286	I'm working my way up to balancing our checkbook.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
1287	We practiced all day while you were at work.	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
1288	...and what is your next request, your highness?	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
1289	Goat yoga is so last year.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1290	Oh Steve — you had me at dog!	1.2500	0.05283	108	87	15	6
1291	Get a photo. All this training and practice MIGHT pay off.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1292	That's the last time we use a dog trainer who's also a hypnotist.	1.2500	0.05152	112	90	16	6
1293	I asked for a coffee table.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
1294	We all beg you, stop drinking now.	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
1295	Maslow? Never heard of him. Why do you ask?	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1296	Welcome to Cirque du Duane. Please silence your cell phones.	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
1297	We aim to put the happy in your happy hour.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1298	We just making sure you are enjoying your me time	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1299	In the scale of low maintenance…	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1300	I’m sick of balancing the books all week. Thought I’d shake things up.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1301	We all agree. It’s time to eat.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
1302	I'm sorry I can't deal with your pet peeves just now. I've enough on my back as it is.	1.2481	0.04926	129	105	16	8
1303	Quick! Call Cirque du Soleil!	1.2481	0.05047	129	106	14	9
1304	Oh, great Goddess, your creatures request their sustenance.	1.2481	0.04801	129	104	18	7
1305	NOW can have martini?	1.2480	0.05286	125	104	11	10
1306	Why can't we just do goat yoga?	1.2480	0.05407	125	105	9	11
1307	Let me get this straight - the goldfish represents self-actualization?	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
1308	Go fish?	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
1309	that's it?..A CHEAP BID FOR ATTENTION?	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1310	Dog, cat, fish yoga is going viral!	1.2478	0.04792	113	89	20	4
1311	Another year of quarantine, and I think we can really take this show on the road.	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1312	I realize the fish is hardly in on the trick	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1313	When does our quarantine end again?	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1314	Where the hell is your phone?	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
1315	Honey, please don't spill your wine.	1.2477	0.05399	109	89	13	7
1316	It's a package deal.	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
1317	Food pyramid.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1318	Please be careful where you toss that olive.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1319	Now that I've got you trained, go take out the trash.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1320	Now you get on.	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
1321	It’s a TikTok trend.	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
1322	How many likes will we get on influencersgonewild?	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1323	Don't move! There's a tarantula under the cushion.	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
1324	And what did you learn during the pandemic?	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1325	I'd be way more impressed if you fed them once in a while.	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
1326	I think I’m going to sneeze.	1.2474	0.05682	97	79	12	6
1327	My HMO insurance suggests six weeks of this before they will approve acupuncture.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
1328	Are you taking it on the road?	1.2473	0.05853	93	76	11	6
1329	Now, will you cook me dinner?	1.2473	0.05853	93	76	11	6
1330	It took me a year, but you must admit it was a quarantine spent well.	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
1331	I’m heading to the store. Do you need anything?	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1332	All set. Where's the hoop?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
1333	Now will you tell us the new wifi password?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
1334	Okay, now will you marry me?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
1335	…please take me back	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
1336	Every night, Keith had to earn a seat on the couch.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
1337	These I can balance. The checkbook, I can’t.	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
1338	We took a vote, and you don't stack up.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
1339	Honey, I think it’s time we start trying for children.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
1340	Ok, is that enough foreplay?	1.2471	0.06013	85	69	11	5
1341	It's a guy thing.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
1342	Enough "me time," we really would like your attention!	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
1343	I'm helping them with their posture.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
1344	I need you to water the plants.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
1345	Happy Mother’s Day.	1.2468	0.06445	77	63	9	5
1346	Next time it’s your turn to walk the pets.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
1347	Okay there, we did it. Now can you give us the remote back?	1.2462	0.04768	130	105	18	7
1348	You told me to pull my weight.	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1349	Have you seen our hamster?	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1350	This is why we need a capybara!	1.2455	0.04690	110	86	21	3
1351	Is it dinner time yet?	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
1352	We're all begging you....Please!!!	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
1353	Cmon! It’s not a pyramid without you!	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
1354	Don’t move, she can’t see us if we stand still.	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1355	We’ve had way too much time on our hands.	1.2453	0.04798	106	83	20	3
1356	But I am supportive.	1.2453	0.04798	106	83	20	3
1357	I really think I'm balancing more than you, Margery.	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1358	Can we get a parrot?	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1359	Honey, just balance that wineglass on top of the fishbowl and we’ve got ourselves a winning family tiktok!	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1360	It sucks when the internet goes out.	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
1361	I think we should get a horse.	1.2451	0.05649	102	84	11	7
1362	Guess who's supposed to be on the bottom.....	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1363	First word-Pyramid?	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
1364	The ant drowned.	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
1365	Please honey, don't cancel our Netfllix subscription.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1366	We know other tricks too.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
1367	Do you need any more proof of my animal magnetism?	1.2449	0.05991	98	82	8	8
1368	The aristocrats.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
1369	Now if I can do this with the checkbook ......."	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1370	You sure? Once the baby’s here, you’ll never have time for stuff like this.	1.2447	0.05796	94	77	11	6
1371	I need you to call an ambulance.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
1372	Lisa, I'm leaving you for Cirque du Soleil.	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
1373	We can also reverse the positions.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1374	Back scratch?	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
1375	What do you mean you left the camera in the other room?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
1376	Do it with the fish on the bottom and I’ll consider feeding you.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
1377	It was the fish's idea, I swear!	1.2442	0.06175	86	71	9	6
1378	We all want to go to Disney World before it leaves Florida.	1.2441	0.04706	127	102	19	6
1379	I think next week we can just choose to watch a movie instead	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
1380	Maybe we should just let them on the couch.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
1381	Are you sure this is how The Flying Wallendas got started?	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
1382	Told you I'm stable.	1.2436	0.06370	78	64	9	5
1383	Okay, I've got it. We don't have to start a family.	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1384	The layered look	1.2435	0.05031	115	93	16	6
1385	They've been watching goat yoga on Animal Planet.	1.2435	0.04718	115	91	20	4
1386	- I give up, Herbert... what's the name of the movie?	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1387	Okay, we did it. Now make mine a double.	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
1388	It’s the latest TikTok craze.	1.2432	0.05154	111	90	15	6
1389	There you go, escalating things again.	1.2432	0.04653	111	87	21	3
1390	I feel like an ass.	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
1391	Honey, you keep us all in balance	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
1392	“We all got ‘good boy’ at obedience school today.”	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1393	Honey,have you seen the parakeet?	1.2430	0.05449	107	88	12	7
1394	Okay Michael, we get it! You support animal causes!	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
1395	We're trying to figure out how to get you into the act too.	1.2430	0.04759	107	84	20	3
1396	I always wanted kids.	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1397	- "ok, great! Now, rollover?!"	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1398	Oh, c'mon Janet. Leaning Tower of Pisa? Obviously we're the Great Pyramid!	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
1399	The pets are getting out of hand	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
1400	The one time you’re not on your phone…..	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1401	Now, for our next trick....	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1402	Honey, think it's time you return to the office.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1403	Funny? Kinda Funny? Not Funny?	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1404	Devolution?	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
1405	Really? It was such a turn-on for other women I've dated.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
1406	We are begging you for some personal time.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1407	I swear, every day's a circus living with you!	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
1408	We're missing the turtle.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1409	And you ask me why I drink?	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1410	Quick, call David Letterman. I finally perfected my Stupid Pet Tricks act.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
1411	What’s “The Gong Show?”	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1412	I think the turducken was better.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1413	This is all we have so far.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1414	It’s our emergency evacuation plan.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
1415	The Alpha Female surveys her kingdom.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1416	I thought you said pet tricks and chill.	1.2421	0.05741	95	78	11	6
1417	Not exactly my idea of happy hour!	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1418	Beth, please take us back.	1.2421	0.05741	95	78	11	6
1419	The fish assured me it’s not a pyramid scheme	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1420	Your ad said "Dom." Guess I didn't know it also meant "Domesticatrix."	1.2419	0.05040	124	102	14	8
1421	Climb on, my pet!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
1422	Would you care to join our team-building exercise?	1.2418	0.04776	91	70	20	1
1423	Apparently the “Entire” family thinks I should quit drinking!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
1424	What do you mean, your phone's charging?!	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
1425	Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
1426	I'm not getting on the couch until we're all allowed on the couch.	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
1427	They saw a Goat Yoga video.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
1428	Well, you never mentioned you drank wine in your profile.	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
1429	We all think you should have a baby.	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
1430	The fish already called top.	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
1431	Obviously NOT turtles all the way down.	1.2417	0.05020	120	98	15	7
1432	Feel like you're in Egypt yet?	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1433	Come on, give us five.	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
1434	I was just trying to find the remote…	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
1435	Why is it such a balancing act with you?	1.2414	0.04682	116	92	20	4
1436	Join us, the photographer will be here soon for our family portriat.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1437	Honey, we’re leaving you.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
1438	Maybe we should've had kids after all.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
1439	Alright now very carefully, climb on top of the fish	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
1440	‘I told you there wasn’t enough space in this apartment for all of us’	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
1441	Now will you marry me?	1.2407	0.04533	108	84	22	2
1442	But Finland's Got Talent might be easier to win.	1.2407	0.05241	108	88	14	6
1443	It was the dogs idea, someone called him old.	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1444	What's next?	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
1445	Remember our talk about Animal magnetism"	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1446	Once again the wine leads to heavy petting.	1.2407	0.05403	108	89	12	7
1447	Your the one that wanted a new zoom background.	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
1448	I think we win this time.	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
1449	Simon says, "Roll over!"	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
1450	Having exhaustively examined the evidence the four of us are in unanimous agreement: it's a wine stain."	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
1451	I miss the Ed Sullivan Show	1.2404	0.05550	104	86	11	7
1452	I’m near the end of my pet obedience class.	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
1453	I told you the kids wouldn’t take care of the pets…	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
1454	This idea that "I've got your back" has gotten out of hand.	1.2400	0.05707	100	83	10	7
1455	Kids gets in here, your mom doesn’t believe me.	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
1456	I swear it’s not a pyramid scheme	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1457	Ummm... is this the "live Charades" version of turducken?	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1458	I’m the bottom feeder!	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1459	Household Ponzi. The cat talked me into it.	1.2400	0.04522	100	77	22	1
1460	``We, the humbled and contrite, no longer believe it is your responsibility to feed us. But if you feel the urge, knock yourself out.''	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1461	Would you marry us ?	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1462	You're not the only one who can multitask.	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1463	I'm taking the dog, the cat and the fish for a walk	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1464	Maybe we should just pay for our own Netflix account	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1465	OK. I took my act on the road.	1.2396	0.05876	96	80	9	7
1466	Go grab the parrot!	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
1467	Ok, I think I’m ready to return to the office now.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1468	Quick, before I lose it.	1.2396	0.05686	96	79	11	6
1469	Sometimes I feel you value the pets above me.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1470	Everyone loves an underdog	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
1471	Please fetch our potbelly pig.	1.2393	0.05100	117	96	14	7
1472	Is this an intervention?	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
1473	See, I do get that our relationship is a fine balancing act!!	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
1474	Climb on. Let's go for the record.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
1475	Now that I am taking care of he pets maybe you should get off my back.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
1476	There are people down here who would like a drink, too.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
1477	All hail the Queen!	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
1478	So you do understand the hierarchy of being.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1479	Sure, but we're thinking about taking it on the road.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
1480	Now, this is where you come in.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
1481	When will the TV be back?	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
1482	There's room for one more!	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
1483	A little to the left	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
1484	Do you guys think she notices?	1.2386	0.06046	88	73	9	6
1485	Are you absolutely sure Ed Sullivan is dead?	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1486	But are the dishes in the dishwasher?	1.2385	0.05358	109	90	12	7
1487	Can you please feed us now?	1.2385	0.05197	109	89	14	6
1488	Now do it in reverse order.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1489	No, no … please, honey … not a pony.	1.2385	0.04860	130	107	15	8
1490	I think we're ready for the pot belly pig.	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
1491	See! I would be a good dad.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
1492	I think they've been watching too much TikTok.	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
1493	And whom do you want on top of the fish bowl, dear?	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1494	Here you go, your pets stacked in order of cognitive development.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1495	What? The couples therapist did say to claim my own pleasure.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
1496	Ready for a foursome?	1.2381	0.05332	105	86	13	6
1497	Next time, I'm asking the Ryans over for charades.	1.2381	0.05332	105	86	13	6
1498	Apparently, Bubbles is the alpha in our household.	1.2377	0.04807	122	99	17	6
1499	How can you bend your leg under you like that	1.2377	0.05081	122	101	13	8
1500	What's got twelve legs and a fish?	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
1501	Well, I didn't spill a drop either!	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
1502	4 treats, please.	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
1503	Is this viral enough?"	1.2376	0.05103	101	81	16	4
1504	Impressive, now hand me the remote.	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
1505	Seriously? You gave me 2 stars?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
1506	Honey, it's a great act and terrific exercise, but it's really time to return to the office.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1507	I support your pet project honey but you’re interrupting Law and Order SVU.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1508	Rather than assign blame, we would like to offer a collective apology for the stain on the carpet.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1509	How can you just sit there?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
1510	Ok I guess you all can stay.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1511	I'd hold off on the 'downward dog' for now	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
1512	...The blockchain.	1.2371	0.05820	97	81	9	7
1513	Now can we have a treat?	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
1514	We were bored.	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1515	Look, I’ve got a dog, a cat, and a fish bowl on my back. Look!!	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
1516	Well this is the best I can do until the internet comes back on!	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
1517	See, I'm absolutely sober.	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1518	You wanted pets? Here we are.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
1519	Asking for her hand takes togetherness to a new level.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1520	At your beck and call dear	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1521	Hey pal, my eyes are UP HERE	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
1522	Looks like it’s supper time.	1.2366	0.04703	131	107	17	7
1523	Not bad, now roll over.	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
1524	Is this what you meant when you said, 'I need a little balance in my life? '	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1525	Nice try, hon, but you're way too late for Ed Sullivan.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1526	Show us some love, or we're moving on to juggling	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1527	It started as a joke.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1528	Have you seen our new neighbors? What a bunch of weirdos!	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
1529	No, we are NOT getting a goat!	1.2364	0.05314	110	91	12	7
1530	Man-dog-cat- fish " now try " "Dogman -catfish"	1.2364	0.04460	110	86	22	2
1531	This new work-life balance thing really isn’t working for us.	1.2364	0.05154	110	90	14	6
1532	It's your turn to play with the pets !	1.2364	0.05154	110	90	14	6
1533	Where is the baby ???	1.2361	0.06706	72	60	7	5
1534	Today is Hump Day for everyone.	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
1535	It's your turn to walk the dog.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
1536	Ta-da?	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
1537	Neigh.	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
1538	Guess I'm the piggy	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
1539	Jerry looked up at his wife in shock. “What do you mean you don’t like the comically oversized lampshades I chose?” he asked, nearing tears. The pets seemed equally as stunned by the disapproval…but also kind of like they didn’t want to get involved.	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
1540	Just wait until you see the juggling portion of the act!	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
1541	Should I book an agent?	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
1542	It’s better than having world peace on your shoulders	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1543	Go ahead, make me laugh.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1544	Meow? Bow wow? POW?	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1545	I'm telling you, honey, you never saw anything like this on Netflix.	1.2353	0.06183	85	71	8	6
1546	How’s this for a guy you say has no backbone?	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1547	I think it's important to live a well balanced life.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
1548	No, I don't want to be part of Cirque de Famille!	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1549	Will you forgive us now?	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1550	This is an intervention.	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
1551	I still don’t think you should try out for America’s Got Talent, Steve.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1552	It turned out they were looking for gender balance.	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1553	Unbalanced? You think I'm unbalanced?	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
1554	What do you mean 'derivative'?	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
1555	Now I understand evolution.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
1556	It’s an intervention!	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
1557	The leaning tower of appeasement	1.2353	0.04658	102	80	20	2
1558	5 out of 10, Randall. You can do better…	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
1559	Just like this?…naked?	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1560	Now do you undervalued how I feel?	1.2347	0.04541	98	76	21	1
1561	You have some weird fetishes.	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
1562	Man, dog, cat, fish. It's Trump's latest sanity test."	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1563	OK, OK, I'll fix the TV.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
1564	I feel the odds are stacked against me.	1.2347	0.05766	98	82	9	7
1565	I'm trying to get them to understand kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1566	Now can I have a kiss?	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1567	Please, please, get off the couch and play with us!	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1568	This is the weirdest episode of Shark Tank I’ve ever seen	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
1569	Tara's husband does this with a Saint Bernard?	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1570	To clarify, then, you are NOT entertained?	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1571	You've heard of Maslow's heirarchy?	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
1572	No, I don't think we need any more pets!	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
1573	It was the only way to stop them from fighting.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
1574	They say "vaudeville is making a comeback"	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1575	Well, you said be more interesting. It's all I could think of.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1576	Well, you're always telling me my life needs more balance.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1577	Are you happy now?	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
1578	How's this for "easily swayed!"	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1579	First rule of Pet Tower: You do not talk about Pet Tower.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1580	The "checkbook" you idiot! I told you to balance the CHECKBOOK!	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
1581	I think the problem is that we can’t see the phytoplankton.	1.2336	0.05241	107	88	13	6
1582	Hurry up and guess, honey - this is a cruel charade.	1.2336	0.05241	107	88	13	6
1583	Ok, I added the fish bowl. NOW will you marry me?	1.2333	0.04984	120	99	14	7
1584	This is not getting you out of doing the dishes.	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1585	Did you see which way Tweety flew?	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1586	Sometimes I feel like I'm right at the bottom of the food-chain in this house Agatha.	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
1587	We ignored/chewed/scratched/splashed. Can you forgive us?	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
1588	Hurry. Go grab the bird from the other room.	1.2333	0.05708	90	74	11	5
1589	Who would you like to pet today my dear?	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1590	Feels like a pyramid scheme to me!	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
1591	See! You thought I lacked leadership qualities.	1.2330	0.05723	103	87	8	8
1592	Honey, you should see who's on top of the goldfish.	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
1593	You are sure you dont’t want to continu to work from home ?	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
1594	Is that supposed to impress me?	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1595	Want to make it a fivesome?	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1596	If only he didn't speak	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
1597	Your therapy, not mine	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1598	Yes, but is it Tik Tok worthy?	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
1599	The fact that I had learned to do this is why I asked you to live with me after two dates.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
1600	The goldfish says it's a metaphor for evolution.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
1601	Please take a picture this will go good on my resume.	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
1602	Is the fish too over the top?	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
1603	I still can’t believe the fish ranks higher than I do in this house.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
1604	Jeremy, Pickle, Snowflake and Bubbles had practiced for three months…nonetheless, Judy still found her mind wandering back to Hank and his dancing Cockatoo.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
1605	Be serious,you want another pet?	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
1606	Thanks for getting the dog declawed.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
1607	This is our best standing offer.	1.2323	0.05712	99	83	9	7
1608	Noah’ origin story became more elaborate with each telling.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
1609	Now that I earn more money, the hierarchy in this home needed to be clear.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
1610	Anyway, this is what we do together.	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1611	la chi darem la mano!	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1612	As you commanded, all powerful one! So, when's dinner?	1.2321	0.04909	112	91	16	5
1613	Now just picture me on top of a bear	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1614	Playing hide and seek with the pets is proving harder that I expected. I can’t find them anywhere.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
1615	That's nice, dear.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
1616	For the last time I don’t like to play Jenga in any form!	1.2317	0.06328	82	69	7	6
1617	I’m thinking, America’s Got Talent.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
1618	We call ourselves "The Aristocrats."	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
1619	Can you get the ant farm?	1.2316	0.05883	95	80	8	7
1620	So you think balancing that wine glass on your leg is hard??	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1621	Run for it, they're taking over and making us their slaves!	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
1622	For our next trick, Goldy will explain our country's fascination with the Depp-Heard trial.	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1623	Is this stable enough for your father?	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
1624	I have to pee	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1625	I miss the “bread making phase” of the pandemic.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
1626	pull my finger.	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1627	Honey have you seen my…wait, why are you staring at me like that?	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1628	It's all about maintaining a balance in life.	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
1629	It never ends.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
1630	Downward facing dog, cat pose, fish pose. Yoga baffles me.	1.2308	0.04827	130	108	14	8
1631	we broke all the spinning plates...	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
1632	Better get a photo before adding the flea and the diving board.	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
1633	It may be the wine talking but let's take this trick into the bedroom	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1634	It's like a turducken, but different.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
1635	I don't know why the fish swallowed the fly.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1636	And you thought that goat yoga class wouldn't do me any good	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
1637	Could we please stop this "going vegan" nonsense?	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
1638	Who the hell put the fishbowl there?	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1639	Have you seen the parrot?	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
1640	I’m really sorry I cheated on you, but these nightly self-humiliation exercises are not helping us move forward…	1.2308	0.04441	91	70	21	0
1641	It's easier than juggling the vet bills.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
1642	When I asked you to pet me, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
1643	So what did you mean when you said you wanted to spice things up?	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
1644	This is what you meant when you asked me to dinner and a show?	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
1645	See honey? We don’t need kids to have fulfilling lives!	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1646	Maybe we should consider streaming.	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
1647	Help me. I hate only the dog.	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1648	America's Got Talent?	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1649	Now can we move on from heavy petting?	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1650	Permission to be assertive, dear.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1651	Was it better with the unicycle?	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1652	The mount and fluid transitions impressed, but the consistently weak dismounts left Cheryl questioning her decision to cancel Netflix.	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
1653	Not sure you understand balancing priorities.	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
1654	The kids grew up too fast.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1655	Okay, now let me see it the other way around.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
1656	You know you're my favorite animal, George.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
1657	No, I don't forgive any one of you, particularly the fish.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
1658	What is in this wine?	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
1659	What do you think? Ready for America’s Got Talent?	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
1660	Stop deflecting	1.2294	0.05316	109	91	11	7
1661	I'm practicing for "America's Got Talent," hop on.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
1662	The fish would like a pet.	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
1663	It’s a non-fungible token of my love, my dear.	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
1664	The tricky bit is looking cool while doing it.	1.2294	0.05316	109	91	11	7
1665	It's dog, cat, fish yoga!	1.2294	0.05154	109	90	13	6
1666	Now do you think I can balance the checkbook?	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
1667	Will you take our hand, paws, and gills in marriage?	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1668	America's Got Talent or Cirque du Soleil?	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
1669	Careful! Do you know how much I paid for that wine glass?	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1670	Next week we audition for "America's Got Balance."	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
1671	I prefer the dog house.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1672	So that’s why you didn’t do the laundry?	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
1673	Honey, just ignore our extreme demands for attention until you've had a chance to unwind from work.	1.2290	0.04793	131	109	14	8
1674	Quick -put on your tinfoil hat or they will do this to you, too!	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
1675	I thought tonight we might try something a little different.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
1676	We all know our place in life	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
1677	Are all of your first dates required to do this?	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
1678	‘In the doghouse’ is a figure of speech.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
1679	See, we don’t need a goat	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
1680	«I’m sorry, honey, this looked way cooler in my head.»	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
1681	I know you just vacuumed but this is getting ridiculous, Martha.	1.2289	0.06258	83	70	7	6
1682	Oh Janice, you think everything is a pyramid scheme.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1683	It started off downward-facing dog before the rest got jealous…	1.2288	0.05303	118	100	9	9
1684	Why do you get to put your feet on the sofa?	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1685	See what you can accomplish if you just put down the wine for a night.	1.2286	0.05286	105	87	12	6
1686	No, Letterman's been off the air for years.	1.2286	0.04738	105	84	18	3
1687	Too Grimm	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1688	Begging won’t get me to make dinner any faster for any of you.	1.2286	0.05457	105	88	10	7
1689	I’m showing them the hierarchy—let me get on your back.	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1690	As expected, the cat is complaining.	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
1691	This might be a Tic Tok moment. You choose the tune.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1692	Do you still see me as an accountant?	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
1693	It was this or learning mindfulness.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
1694	When you mentioned heavy petting, this isn’t what I had in mind.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
1695	We humbly apologize for our ingratitude at mealtime.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1696	Ohh Honey - I don’t think you’re tik-tok material just yet.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1697	Honey, I've got my priorities straight.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
1698	Ready to get on top?	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
1699	We've unionized.”	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
1700	For the love of God, help me!	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
1701	Now, do you remember that card you chose at the beginning of the evening?	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
1702	Well, the rest of the family wants an outing...	1.2277	0.05243	101	83	13	5
1703	Maybe we should have left pyramid building to the Egyptians	1.2277	0.05243	101	83	13	5
1704	We call it Cirque de la Chambre.	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
1705	Gary, I thought we were leaving the weird shit behind in 2020.	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
1706	Can you video conference your mother? This will prove I'm not talentless!	1.2277	0.05243	101	83	13	5
1707	You can't even look at me in the eye, Susan	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
1708	You’re next, my pet.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1709	Whadda you mean America doesn't have talent?	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1710	C'mon, you were a cheerleader at OSU!"	1.2273	0.04760	132	110	14	8
1711	Relax. I'll feed you in a minute.	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
1712	Nice. But why?	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
1713	I'm at the bottom of the food chain	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
1714	I’m glad we don’t live on a farm.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1715	I think we need to get out of the house more.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1716	I'm ready for your speech about your life as a balancing act...	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
1717	See, we don't need friends!	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
1718	I’m pretty sure that she blinked	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1719	Care to join at the bottom?	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1720	I made it to the final round of American Got Talent!	1.2269	0.04839	119	98	15	6
1721	They've been on my back all day.	1.2268	0.05582	97	81	10	6
1722	The Cat in the Hat made me do it.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
1723	We used to be a team.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
1724	They followed me home.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
1725	As she considered her options for companionship, Susie created what came to be known as the Pet Pyramid.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1726	I've got this. Just perch the parakeet on the edge of the bowl.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1727	They're well trained except for the fish.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1728	I'm looking for my glasses, and I think a spider crawled on me.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
1729	Does this mean we can stay?	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
1730	Bring ooooouuut yer pets.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
1731	This is what they want us to teach now.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
1732	now can I get some pussy	1.2264	0.05732	106	91	6	9
1733	Look, I think we should give our Netflix subscription another shot.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1734	Do I still have to take out the Trash?	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1735	We're ready. Put down your glass and get on all fours.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1736	I call the act, “The Aristocrats”.	1.2262	0.06189	84	71	7	6
1737	And the bartender says, 'We don't serve fish here.'	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1738	No applause; we just want your attention.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
1739	Honey, I just woke up to the worst cramp in my back…	1.2262	0.06189	84	71	7	6
1740	If this doesn’t make you rethink your decision to leave me nothing will.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1741	Has America got talent, or what?	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1742	Give me a 'P!'	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
1743	You have to get between me and the dog.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1744	I don't understand how this is working my abs.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1745	Will you please get off the couch and feed us!	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
1746	Do you need anything? We're on our way to Bremen.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1747	Who says men do less housework than women?	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1748	We're going to PETCO.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1749	Can you set the wine glass on top of the fishbowl?	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1750	You need to stop watching Tik Tok Carl	1.2258	0.05947	93	79	7	7
1751	Maybe those streaming services are worth it after all.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1752	There. Now will you vote for gun control, Senator Collins?	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
1753	Would this make you love me?!	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1754	I am the agony of creation - the blind menace of conscious flesh. I am the horror and wretched deliverance of mortal eventuality. I am the hierarchy of your denial, and I will be there at the end when the last photon whimpers into frigid blackness.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1755	Dianne, this is the best party trick I have.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1756	Your abuse of power is a disgrace to all dog trainers.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1757	No, you were right, it’s better the other way around.	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
1758	As pets you all stack up quite nicely	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1759	Aren't you at least curious how Moby got up there?	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1760	Does this look like the act of an unbalanced man?	1.2252	0.05228	111	93	11	7
1761	Hun, where’s the Roomba? We’re making a TikTok.	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
1762	Alright,now climb up on top	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
1763	Why should I be between the cat and the goldfish?	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
1764	I’m not just MISTER Dolittle anymore.	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
1765	Catch the fish. I'm headed for Downward Dog.	1.2250	0.04802	120	99	15	6
1766	This is our last and most heart felt plea for forgiveness.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
1767	It started as a dog and pony show	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
1768	Are you sure pet yoga works?	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
1769	Can we skip the fourplay next time?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
1770	Please, can you quit the “Mom strike” and continued to cook, clean, do the laundry and then give us our daily affection?	1.2248	0.04296	129	104	21	4
1771	Put a fly in it	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
1772	There is still room at the bottom!	1.2247	0.04449	89	69	20	0
1773	Don’t ask where the hamster is.	1.2247	0.05707	89	74	10	5
1774	The bird got stage fright	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1775	We're practicing for America hasTalent	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1776	Now for a final trick for all of us who forgot your birthday today.	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1777	Now can I sit on the sofa?	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
1778	Wait'll the fish jumps.	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1779	It’s a pet-life balance sort of thing	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
1780	Ahwww, I thought you had it. It's the return of the four horsey-men.	1.2243	0.05196	107	89	12	6
1781	Life with you is a real balancing act!	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
1782	I said, “We need a pet tracking chip,” not “We need a pet stacking, Chip.”	1.2243	0.05363	107	90	10	7
1783	Honey, where is the parakeet?	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1784	I'm not sure this is better than paying the Netflix bill.	1.2241	0.04911	116	96	14	6
1785	Okay. Nice trick. I'll do you, but not your whole crew.	1.2241	0.05061	116	97	12	7
1786	Don't just sit there, take some pictures and put them on YouTube.	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
1787	This is how you spent quarantine?	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1788	You see? I can balance my responsibilities!	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
1789	Trust me, you’ll fit.	1.2237	0.06379	76	64	7	5
1790	I saw it on dr. Phil...this is how to get rid of my gold fish elbow	1.2237	0.05164	76	60	15	1
1791	. -"It's a food chain-not a food pyramid!"	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
1792	HUMAN pyramids are so 20th-century!	1.2237	0.06649	76	65	5	6
1793	We came in 2nd place in my office Zoom talent show.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1794	We decided to audition for The America's Got Talent .	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1795	Ringling Brothers said, “No animals.”	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1796	I can explain everything except the fish.	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
1797	Climb aboard! We'll take you for a ride.	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1798	Honey if you drop them I'm gonna be so mad.	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
1799	That isn't the worm I see in your drink, is it?	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1800	This isn’t what I meant when I said we should keep it fresh.	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1801	Okay, I'll admit that balancing home and work is hard.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1802	Congress working on Gun Safety ideas	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1803	Now can you do it in reverse?	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
1804	Honey, get your shoe! There is a very scary P.C.VEY on the floor.	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
1805	Quick, take a picture, I have to pee!	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
1806	Can you get the ant farm, please?	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1807	Its called the Great Pyramid of Fleaza	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
1808	Nice trick Joe, but it just lacks believability	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1809	So the goldfish says…	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
1810	The therapist said balance in our relationship not with our house pets	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
1811	No, you are not hallucinating!	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1812	we promise, never to watch FOX News again	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
1813	Something's weird-- the fish didn't seem to want the cheese.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1814	So the concept is Cirque du Soleil - but with domestic pets.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1815	Please, we all beg you dearly!	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1816	Yeah, but did you remember to feed the fish?	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
1817	Looking “rehearsed”...isn’t that the point?	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
1818	Honey, this is not what's meant by a balanced diet."	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1819	I’m in balancing dog/cat/fish yoga pose. Not sure how I got here, but could use your help getting out.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1820	You're stacked, too.	1.2222	0.05865	90	76	8	6
1821	Care to join us? We're going for a walk.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
1822	Quick--take a picture. I could be a TickTok star!	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1823	Working to become a social incongruencer.	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
1824	Don't you love us anymore?	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
1825	I think the gold fish is a little to much.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1826	If they can't see each other, they can't bite each other.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1827	It's a new trend to coordinate foreplay with your pets so they don't feel left out.	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
1828	Dan, I'm happy to watch but I wish you had told me what you were into when we started dating.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1829	And the fish was on the cat, and the cat was on the dog, and the dog was on the man, and the man was on the ground, and the soul of the man hit a new low ground....	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1830	We were just practicing social distancing for when your mother comes to visit.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1831	This is ridiculous, let's make up.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
1832	If you let me climb on your back, we'll go viral on Tiktok.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
1833	You what? Bet me fifty bucks I couldn't do this... but you were only kidding?	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
1834	I told you our portfolio needed balancing, not our petfolio.	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
1835	If this isn't working for you, I can always go get the horse.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1836	It's our turn to have the couch.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1837	What do you think of my pet pyramid?	1.2222	0.04438	99	78	20	1
1838	You need a cushion? Right on it, Hon.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1839	Goat yoga is so yesterday!	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
1840	Not now, Brian, he’s down to two roses.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1841	Getting pets in lockdown was a bad decision	1.2222	0.05827	81	67	10	4
1842	We either need a pet gorilla or a pet plankton for the world record.	1.2222	0.06086	81	68	8	5
1843	It's a real balancing act managing work and also my balancing act.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1844	The leaning tower of Peter	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
1845	Honey, Can we please have dinner now?	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
1846	Can we please go to Costco	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
1847	As you can see, I am trainable.	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
1848	What do you think?	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1849	Anything else your Highness desires?	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
1850	Time’s up. The answer is climate change; if I mess up now, everybody’s screwed.	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
1851	Living with you is a delicate balancing act for the rest of us."	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1852	Happy Hour could be much happier if it came after dinnertime.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1853	Why can’t we just all get along	1.2212	0.05284	104	87	11	6
1854	I like doggie style too	1.2212	0.05284	104	87	11	6
1855	This motherfucker…	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1856	We're practicing feng shui.	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1857	Steady, fellas, all's left is the Russian judge!	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
1858	Sipsee? Please!	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
1859	What else you would like to know about me?	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
1860	The dog wants you to know that he's coming with me when we divorce.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
1861	Oops,is that the doorbell?	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
1862	I think this is the next big TikTok trend honey!	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1863	Kids would've been a lot easier.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1864	Hey! Don't laugh. I'm working on a new children's book.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1865	Marilyn's hierarchy of neediness.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1866	Now sit up and beg.	1.2209	0.04794	86	68	17	1
1867	God I hate Charades. It’s Food Chain!	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1868	Cant we just get a coffee table?	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
1869	O.K., you did it. But can you hold it until Hell freezes over!	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
1870	You’re the one who wanted to sell the TV.	1.2209	0.04794	86	68	17	1
1871	Two solid years of pandemic training and all I can do is this.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1872	We’re desperate for a few brownie points.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
1873	I thought we said we weren't going to have any food or drink on the sofa!	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
1874	Where is our frog?	1.2208	0.06303	77	65	7	5
1875	It didn't work as well with the goldfish on bottom	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
1876	Wouldn't you rather have kids?	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
1877	And you thought turkduckin was the be all end all.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
1878	We can have fun without you	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
1879	but if you put a trench coat on us we’d look like one tall goldfish	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
1880	When one wants a treat, they all want a treat.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1881	Where’s the parakeet?	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
1882	So? Is this Tik Tok worthy?	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1883	I kept them off the furniture, what else do you want?	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1884	The fish wanted a better hierarchy	1.2202	0.04393	109	87	20	2
1885	We’ll, Simon Cowell will think it’s a talent	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1886	... and I'm the elephant and you're supposed to get under me to be the turtle.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
1887	Why no? Is there someone else?	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
1888	You said we need more balance in our lives.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
1889	I see you replaced the monkey.	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
1890	We’ve reached consensus on tonight’s carryout dinner.	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
1891	It's either this or watch more cable news.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
1892	But It looks so easy on tiktok	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1893	Nothing?	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
1894	Now will you feed us?	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1895	We re looking for a mosquito.	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1896	Do you think I have chance at America's Got Talent?	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1897	Now tell me I'm beautiful!	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1898	You oughta see my second act!	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1899	Snuffy couldn’t make it.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
1900	I obviously need to start going back to the office.	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
1901	The doctor said I needed to live a more balanced lifestyle	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
1902	Karen either join the unholy stack or release me from this prison.	1.2198	0.04636	91	72	18	1
1903	Silly or not, I'm a man of many layers Suzanne.	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
1904	I call it the Crawling Wallenda	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1905	I guess it’s my animal magnetism!	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1906	' What do you mean "it lacks something" ?! '	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
1907	Yes, you are a "good boy" too.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1908	But this IS my job, dear.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1909	I told them you'd be impressed but I guess I was wrong!	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
1910	Yeah, well, I really need to get something off my chest.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
1911	There!	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
1912	I'm lonely, Gail. Lonely and motivated.	1.2192	0.06542	73	62	6	5
1913	I’m still not impressed	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
1914	Perhaps, sex tonight my love ?	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
1915	Marry us?	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
1916	Is that mosquito also part of the act?	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
1917	This is your idea for an audition to get on America's Got Talent ?	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
1918	Father's Day family photo	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1919	What's in this martini?	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1920	Wait, what? Since when did you stopped liking my animal tricks.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1921	Honey, the pets are really starting to weigh me down.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
1922	A parlor trick. You know, for guests?	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1923	We've figured out the balance. What do you think?	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1924	Are there less risky ways to move the fish bowl? Yes, yes there are.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
1925	Do you think it's time we stopped wine?	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1926	Okay, but first put down a coaster-this is a clean shirt.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1927	We're attention-starved.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1928	Now if you four would clean up after yourselves we would have something.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1929	It’s definitely tightening my core!	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1930	And I do remind you that I am the foundation of this family.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1931	Honey, I don't think this is what the yoga instructor meant.	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
1932	Well yes, I do believe that all of us are bored.	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
1933	I’m just trying to restore balance in my life.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1934	Where's our treats?	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
1935	Pleasing Marjorie was a constant balancing act.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1936	Ok, tomorrow I'll take you to the employment office.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1937	We want to know why you give all your attention to the canary.	1.2182	0.05065	110	92	12	6
1938	From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
1939	Now give us a little twirl.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
1940	Why a crawl? Why not just a walk?	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
1941	We’re begging you… don’t make me roll over	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
1942	This isn't what you think.	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
1943	I'm carrying this family on my back	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
1944	Interested in a menagerie a trois?	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
1945	You think I'm ready for Letterman?	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
1946	You think you know more than Simon Cowell?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1947	Amandog Catfish…at your service, m’lady.	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
1948	I opted out of the monkey.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1949	Son how do you like always being on the bottom?	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
1950	Now you know, keeping this household running is a balancing act.	1.2174	0.05747	92	78	8	6
1951	Letterman retired years ago honey.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1952	Marry me? Pretty please with a goldfish on top.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
1953	Wait for it…	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1954	We should have never let them watch Cirque du Soleil."	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
1955	If that drink is room temperature, we've achieved zero carbon footprint.	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
1956	Honey, will you do Maslow's pyramid for me?	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
1957	If this doesn’t fill the void, I don’t know what will.	1.2174	0.05747	92	78	8	6
1958	Are you telling me you'd still rather have a pair of earrings?	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
1959	Any ideas for a finale?	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
1960	What really would be impressive was if you reversed the order.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1961	Easy-peasy. Super Glue.	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
1962	The top 2 contestants can remain	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1963	Oh you said “acts of service” I thought you said your love language was “acts of circus”	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
1964	Can we go back to playing Scrabble?	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
1965	Where’s Polly?	1.2169	0.05950	83	70	8	5
1966	We started training for this when Stupid Pet Tricks was on Late Night	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1967	My marriage proposal is evolving.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
1968	Now give me the glass.	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
1969	You’ll never make it on Cheer…	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
1970	It's official: the caption contest has jumped the shark.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1971	It's a delicate balancing act having three pets	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1972	No, I haven't heard back on my resumes...why?	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
1973	OK, the answer is Animal Farm!	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1974	Okay honey, we’re ready for the hamster.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
1975	I'll trade you...	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1976	I'm quitting my job tomorrow.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
1977	Should I woof or meow?	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
1978	I call this the empty nester-asanna pose	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1979	Working from home has had some bizarre results.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1980	Honey, I told you I'm an extraoridinarilly balanced person"	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1981	Is that the Chateau Margaux Balthazar?	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
1982	What, no applause?"	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
1983	If you look closely, the fish is giving you the middle finger.	1.2159	0.05703	88	74	9	5
1984	Putting your wine glass on my head would surely capture the judge's attention.	1.2159	0.04698	88	70	17	1
1985	Honey, you're never going to believe this, but I think there are hardwood floors under the carpet.	1.2159	0.05927	88	75	7	6
1986	No… I said, ‘Fang’ Shui!	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1987	Well don’t just sit there, go get the hamster.	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
1988	It's ok, but it would be so much better if you'd rub my back.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1989	I think you have mixed up your hierarchies.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1990	Do you want top or bottom?	1.2157	0.05329	102	86	10	6
1991	Can I have sex now?	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1992	You just drank the worm!	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1993	Maybe it's time to have a child.	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
1994	It's a food pyramid, honey.	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
1995	I got in on the ground floor	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
1996	Impressive. Now get me another glass of wine.	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
1997	Taking a break from social media? Not now, Candice.	1.2152	0.04990	79	63	15	1
1998	At least I know that SOMEONE cares if I find my contact.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
1999	Ok, now Buffy goes on the bottom.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2000	We’re playing horsey.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2001	Competition for your attention is really mounting!	1.2152	0.06155	79	67	7	5
2002	Me too?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2003	Who’s foolish now?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2004	The pony called out sick. Rufus asked us to be his stand-ins.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2005	We’re all Yours…Honest	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2006	Fifi needs to pee.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2007	See, honey? We don't have space for kids!	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2008	I would say it's time we got back into circulation..	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2009	We're heading over to Bremen.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2010	Anything else we can do to amuse you?	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2011	This is your last chance to get in the family act.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2012	I forgot to charge the Roomba.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2013	Now do you forgive us for the mess?	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2014	Honey, have you seen the pets?!	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2015	Well, maybe not know, but when I train the fish to juggle, Simon can't NOT be impressed.	1.2151	0.05690	93	79	8	6
2016	Here' what I've been working on in quarantine, what do you think?	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2017	I thought you said we would juggle the pet responsibilities.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2018	Frank,is that your idea of a pyramid scheme?	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2019	One of us definitely overshot the micro-dosing.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2020	Cat your service	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2021	Is this a good time to ask for an increase in my allowance?”	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2022	Does this not please you?!	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2023	This is my idea of kinky!	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2024	Now can I have some wine?	1.2143	0.04412	98	78	19	1
2025	We're trying out for 'America's Got No-Talent.'	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
2026	Get up,Maslow,you made your point.	1.2143	0.05885	84	71	8	5
2027	I appreciate the sourdough bread, but did you learn to do this?	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2028	And now I climb on your back. A deal's a deal!	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
2029	She said perspective could save our marriage.	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2030	No. You cannot have a pony.	1.2143	0.05664	98	84	7	7
2031	It's your turn to feed the fish.	1.2143	0.05664	98	84	7	7
2032	Well, maybe WE think YOU'RE in a pyramid scheme.	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2033	Tower of please, Ma”	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2034	„Tom, I want a divorce.“	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2035	I swear it was the goldfish’s idea.	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
2036	Do you think Simon Cowell would give us a Golden Buzzer?	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2037	Life is a balancing act, n'est ce pas?	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2038	Woman’s hierarchy of needs.	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2039	I think maybe we're just two really different people who want different things.	1.2136	0.05458	103	88	8	7
2040	So you're telling me we're going to vacation in Bremen?	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
2041	All this and I found only a quarter.	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2042	You want the snake - - where?!?	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2043	And this concludes "Why We Don't Need Kids".	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2044	Don't look at me, it was the dog's idea	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2045	I’m still going to book club….	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2046	See what I mean?	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2047	Let's play Jenga.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2048	We can explain the mess but wanted to ensure balanced reporting.	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
2049	They double-dog dared me.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2050	We thought he was a Clownfish, but he's really an Acrobatfish.	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2051	Try topping this?	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2052	It’s the food pyramid	1.2135	0.05865	89	76	7	6
2053	No, Pete, the audience are looking for something more than this.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2054	My Tik Tok followers loved it.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2055	I’m just a boy, kneeling in front of a girl, with a dog and a cat and a fish on my back, asking her to love him.	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2056	Told you that I could train them to stay off the rug.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2057	ah - you ordered ramen, not bremen.	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2058	Make a run for it. That fish is out of control.	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
2059	I think I finally found something to enter in "America's Got Talent!"	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2060	You asked for an evolution lesson? Well, here you go.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2061	playing jenga with the family	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2062	Then it's turtles all the way down.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2063	No, what's ridiculous is, the fish thinks we're turtles.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2064	What do you mean, your 'biggest pet peeve'?	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2065	You said you liked the pets better than me	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2066	Since my headstands didn’t please you…	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2067	They all insisted that I take them for a walk, I'll be back.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2068	They call this pose "downward-facing dog."	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2069	The Tonight Show called.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2070	Can you guess who the underdog of this story is?	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2071	Will you at least try to look for your contact lens?	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
2072	Ok, Ok, now can I have drink?	1.2125	0.06083	80	68	7	5
2073	Can I have my glass of wine now?	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2074	The LEAST you can do is give me a sip!	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2075	I think we need to get out more.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2076	The food chain affects my horsey rides.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2077	As you can see, the food pyramid is very complicated.	1.2125	0.04602	80	63	17	0
2078	See? I CAN multitask.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2079	You said that I needed more balance in my life.	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
2080	OK, fine. I'll balance the checkbook next time.	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2081	Wait, when did you say Ringling Brothers stopped having animal acts?	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2082	COVID Charades	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2083	Just practicing playing horse for the grandkids.	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
2084	So NOW can I have the wifi password?	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
2085	Sure it's an unusual hobby but it got us through lockdownwith toned abs	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2086	May I have my martini now?	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2087	It's your turn for piggyback rides	1.2119	0.05085	118	101	9	8
2088	Interested in some heavy petting?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2089	Nice try, but Ringling Brothers isn’t using animals anymore.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2090	You promised you'd take the bottom!	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2091	Now can we eat?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2092	We get it. From now on we'll feed ourselves.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2093	I am just a guy and a dog and a cat and a fish standing in front of a girl asking her to love us.	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
2094	For once I’m glad I am not top dog!	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
2095	Do we still have that bearskin rug?	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
2096	I knew getting rid of the tv was a bad idea.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2097	There was a horse underneath me a minute ago, but I lost it.	1.2118	0.05820	85	72	8	5
2098	Why am I always the bottom of the food chain?	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2099	Marriage is such a balancing act!	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2100	Is this what you meant by "being more supportive"?	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
2101	Our anniversary was yesterday, honey.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
2102	Sit.	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
2103	The gerbil ran off"	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
2104	You brought this on yourself	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
2105	Quick, throw the houseplant on top.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2106	No, we don’t want turducken for dinner.	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2107	OK, so now you know I know who the "Bremer City Musicians" were . . .	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2108	We have to get cable."	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2109	The cricket drowned.	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2110	You forgot the Canary.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2111	Please, not the gerbil!	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2112	When you told me to join the circus, I realized I needed an act.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2113	We’re just about ready to do this as a high wire act.”	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2114	See. I told you it isn’t turtles all the way down.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2115	NOW, will you marry me and join the circus?	1.2111	0.04605	90	72	17	1
2116	Have you paid the Cable bill yet	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
2117	well, you're always telling me to work on finding more balance!	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2118	The fish is really bossy!	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2119	Think you could try this with the checkbook?	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2120	We would all be very honored if you would agree to marry us!	1.2105	0.06016	76	64	8	4
2121	We need a gecko.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2122	When feeding time and Happy Hour overlap	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2123	You're going to have to put the wine down for this one...	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2124	I must say, Eve, you're looking lovely tonight.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
2125	I agree, online dating has gotten much more specific.	1.2105	0.05578	95	81	8	6
2126	Come on, look how supportive I am!	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2127	My yogi said house pets are the G.O.A.T.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2128	Don’t move, the goldfish is about to leap into your wine glass.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2129	See! It’s not “turtles all the way down”!	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
2130	I'm leaving you and taking the dog, the cat, and the fish--in that order."	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2131	Marriage is a balancing act.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2132	…and don’t let the door hit your a…. on the way out!	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2133	…When did they….maybe there is such thing as too much wine…	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2134	It was in this moment, Bob knew exactly where he ranked	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2135	Do what?	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2136	Confirming... you have no interest in family activities.	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2137	Please, accept our apology!	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2138	The fish says you're at the bottom - its words, not mine.	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2139	Sharon is that your third glass of wine? I think you're losing it...	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2140	Very impressive, but I still want a divorce.	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2141	Henry is getting more creative in his attempts to beg for sex.	1.2099	0.06013	81	69	7	5
2142	Now do the worm.	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2143	I couldn't find a rooster!" "Which makes you the a** dear.	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
2144	I don't think is what they mean by "work-life balance."	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2145	We come to you in solidarity for wanting to be fed.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2146	Iust let me finish my wine and I will feed you.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2147	Your olive is not under the coach. Are you sure you didn't swallow it.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2148	Ah, it’s nice to see my pyramid scheme is working	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2149	I'm fine with the empty nest - why do you ask?	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2150	Quick! Call my agent!	1.2093	0.04712	86	69	16	1
2151	Try doing this for 5 more hours and then tell me "giving birth is easy"	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2152	When's Dinner?	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2153	Water would have been fine, I don't need the fish	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2154	Of course I'm pet friendly.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2155	Do you understan evolution now?	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2156	Thank you for not buying the pet snake.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2157	Fine, you can have one beer.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2158	what does it take to win your love.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2159	Would you pleeease get between me and the dog?	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2160	Bark meow glub is my new catchphrase	1.2088	0.05529	91	77	9	5
2161	I'm calling our act The Crawling Wallendas."	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
2162	Do we have your attention now dear?	1.2088	0.04560	91	73	17	1
2163	What’s wrong honey, you said yourself we should take things to the next level	1.2088	0.04560	91	73	17	1
2164	We should get a parakeet.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2165	Post-divorce, let’s exchange: you get the pets, I get your wine.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
2166	We really need a TV	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
2167	Quick, get the bear	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2168	We're sorry.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2169	Honey, I think you're taking this game of charades a little too far.	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
2170	Is the electricity back on yet?	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
2171	Now will you forgive us?	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2172	Honey, could you scratch my left ear?	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
2173	Will you please get your pets off my back.	1.2083	0.06542	72	62	5	5
2174	Rover, Fluffy and Goldie are telling you that they have my back on this issue.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
2175	Who needs goat yoga?	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2176	You told me to get a hobby...	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2177	Karen I think we need to re-evaluate our 2.5 family	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
2178	Charades again?	1.2083	0.05524	96	82	8	6
2179	I told you retirement would be worthwhile!	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2180	Look who doesn’t have a ‘real job’ now.	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2181	Have you seen the gerbil?	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2182	Time to choose. Who do you love most?	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2183	Yes, I’ve been going out, but not like you think.	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
2184	Now do you understand the food chain?	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2185	Whatever you do, don't roll over	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2186	Room for one more under the dog	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
2187	Emma contemplates the perils of Internet outages during 'me' time	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
2188	Ok, it's 2 words, first word	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
2189	Giddyap horsey	1.2078	0.04654	77	61	16	0
2190	Do you want to take them for awhile	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
2191	We call it Petflix and chill.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2192	Okay okay. Let’s have a baby	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2193	"No way 'America's Got Talent' takes us if you're not with us.	1.2073	0.05945	82	70	7	5
2194	Couldn't I just do the dishes once a week instead?	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
2195	That's great, but you still need to take the garbage out.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2196	Please say yes	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2197	If it looks like I'm on my hands and knees with the dog, cat, and fish balanced on my back then there's a good chance you've had enough wine.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2198	Please don't yell, "Fetch!"	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2199	Dan I think it’s time we consider adopting	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2200	And that’s my theory of evolution.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2201	Don't worry dear- it's just a spider.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2202	We’re searching for our lost time.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2203	Sorry, there is just no room for you anymore	1.2073	0.05945	82	70	7	5
2204	Now I get why you do yoga at the studio.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2205	Okay, we forgot the hamster. We'll start over.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2206	They call it pet store yoga. Do you think it will catch on?	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2207	Don't ask me to stand.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2208	My lens must be under the sofa .	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2209	Can you see the ant?	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
2210	Explain to me again how the food pyramid works?	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2211	All of our inner clocks agree, it’s time for dinner.	1.2072	0.04976	111	94	11	6
2212	I lost my contact lens. It took off from there.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2213	Your pets have approved!	1.2069	0.05696	87	74	8	5
2214	I know I said we could spend the evening any way you wanted, but this is ridiculous.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2215	I'M ILLUSTRATING MASLOW'S HIERARCH Y OF NEEDS FOR YOU	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2216	the dang hamster rolled off, didn't he??	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2217	Can we please renew our Netflix subscription?	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2218	We no longer care about your joining our happiness, Heart.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2219	OK, no more relationship status questions.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2220	It's a newer form of goat yoga.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2221	Well, I'm sorry--I couldn't find the gerbil.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2222	Is the Wi-Fi working yet?	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2223	And you said we’d regret cancelling Netflix	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2224	Instead of 'duck, duck, goose...its dog, cat, fish.'	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2225	And this is instead of making dinner?	1.2065	0.05687	92	79	7	6
2226	Are you one-upping goat yoga?	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2227	Not bad… but I once saw a monkey juggling five wrought iron skillets!	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2228	I'm searching for balance in my life.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2229	How are you making us do this!? And where are your pupils? Dear god… You’re not my wife. You’re some sort of demon that is controlling her body! Be gone, foul demon! We are not animals made to perform in your circus of torment! My soul is on fire!	1.2065	0.05687	92	79	7	6
2230	Ok. This time finish your drink before I do the summersault.	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2231	I was just looking for my contact.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2232	Work from home was really productive today	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2233	We're just trying to get your attention!	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
2234	Marlo's hierarchy of pleads	1.2062	0.05471	97	83	8	6
2235	I have reconsidered my opposition to renewing our streaming service.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2236	If you thought Naked Twister was next-level, you’re in for big surprise.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2237	Honey, please don’t take us for granted.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2238	Come on! Keep guessing! The goldfish is poetic freedom!	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2239	Honey, who wrote "PC Vey" on the carpet?	1.2062	0.05471	97	83	8	6
2240	I miss our old cocktail parties.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2241	America’s Got Talent has nothing on us!	1.2059	0.04023	102	81	21	0
2242	I simply do not understand how our friends have children.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2243	This routine just isn’t doing it for me, Carol.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2244	I’m not beneath you, Janet.”	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2245	We're still not going to your mother's for Thanksgiving.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2246	That's not the performance that I was hoping for .	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
2247	You're welcome to join us.	1.2055	0.04762	73	58	15	0
2248	Wait until you see us do downward dog.	1.2051	0.04785	117	99	12	6
2249	Now, if you'd bring me my skateboards.	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
2250	Trying to unionize for more attention again, Harold?	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
2251	One drink. I told you it was one lousy drink.	1.2051	0.04950	78	63	14	1
2252	Have you seen the gecko anywhere?	1.2051	0.06150	78	67	6	5
2253	Perfect! Now throw your trenchcoat on and we can all go to the movie.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2254	Honey how’s about getting off the couch and calling the chiropractor!	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2255	At least we don’t have to send them to school.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2256	Oh yeah? Well can GREG do this?	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2257	I was going to take the fish for a tour of the house and then everyone wanted in.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2258	Please forgive us We all promise to never do it again	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2259	This one is so stupid no matter what you write it won’t be funny.	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2260	I warned you about pyramid schemes.	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2261	We're worried about your drinking problem.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2262	Have you seen Max, Snowball or Nemo? I can't find them anywhere.	1.2048	0.05878	83	71	7	5
2263	If Stupid Pet Tricks aren't still a thing, I've clearly wasted my life.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2264	Sidney’s latest pyramid scheme fails miserably.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2265	Well I’m not the one with a monkey on their back, Karen.	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
2266	I don't know how you do it all	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2267	If I told you once I’ve told you a thousand times Frank, I’m not into the circus ring master role playing.	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2268	Taking care of three animals is a balancing act.	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
2269	Is there a mouse in the house?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2270	The lovers, the dreamers, and me.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2271	Pick Me!	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2272	I can't do this by myself, dear.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2273	Larry, when I told you I wanted to see the Great Pyramid, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2274	I don’t think this new holistic vet is worth the money	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2275	Can you check if the wifi is back yet?	1.2043	0.05418	93	79	9	5
2276	The hardest part was training the fish.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2277	They won't tell me how they do the goldfish part.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2278	I can’t take another Covid lockdown !	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2279	See? We need a pony.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2280	C’mon. Nothing?	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2281	"Remind me again why pets are easier to raise than children."	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2282	It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s a pyramid meme’	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
2283	you called my queen?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2284	Snickers and the goldfish objected to the Top Dog idea.	1.2041	0.05419	98	84	8	6
2285	You know that’s my pet peeve.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2286	Marriage’s hierarchy of needs.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2287	Honey, the fish won't get off again.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2288	Well, THIS isn't Bremen Town, and it WON'T help your music career.	1.2041	0.04342	98	79	18	1
2289	So I was reading them a folk tale called The Bremen Town Musicians, and we didn't have a donkey...	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2290	Please don't buy the horse.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2291	It took us all day, but we finally decided that this was the best order.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2292	Now,you stand on the fish	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2293	I can’t handle this balancing act of caring for all of our pets anymore!	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2294	Trust me, Ellie. This is the only way to cut our streaming obsession.	1.2041	0.05222	98	83	10	5
2295	Enjoy your ‘Me Time’ Honey, we’ll wait.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2296	He’s a red pigfish, so yeah, it plays…	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2297	Is this good for a TikTok?	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2298	We all want it with the strap-on	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2299	The fish is rocking the boat.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2300	We’ve searched everywhere at this level and we still can’t find the mouse !	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2301	You’ve got us trained, but we want a better work/life balance!	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2302	OK, now can we ask your mother not to come this weekend?	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2303	One of us accidentally shrunk your white sweater.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2304	Circus try outs are next Monday.	1.2037	0.04880	108	91	12	5
2305	It was then that Rhonda knew she had indeed made the right decision having had Brad taxidermied as well…	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
2306	We're heading to the market for liver-flavored kibble, a rubber mouse, and some dried worms. Do you need anything?	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2307	If only we could swim in what you drink	1.2029	0.06715	69	60	4	5
2308	We are groveling at your feet. More food please.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2309	On the bright side, without the pandemic, we wouldn't have perfected this neat little trick.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2310	Hurry up and take a photo for the goldfish’s Instagram.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2311	Your engagement ring is in the bowl. I hope you can decide quickly.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2312	That"s all very nice, Arnold, but do you always have to be on the bottom?	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2313	The fish doesn't want the word "scale" anywhere in the contract.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2314	I'm going to have to ask you to put down your wine.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2315	Honey, have you seen the Cockatoo?	1.2027	0.06660	74	65	3	6
2316	What? The carpet was still drying.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2317	I really think you need to start going back to the office.	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2318	Well at least the monkey is off my back!	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2319	The circus may have closed but the show goes on!"	1.2025	0.04894	79	64	14	1
2320	Better. But I think the mouse on the back of the cat is more iconic.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2321	As family, it's never the wrong time for an intervention!	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2322	Now throw that glass of Chardonnay in my face and then I'll promise to always lower the toilet seat.	1.2025	0.04550	79	63	16	0
2323	OK,OK ,let's go with the kid idea!!!!!!!!	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
2324	We got a callback from Cirque du Soleil, so I think we each deserve a treat to celebrate	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2325	I have to stay like this for HOW many years before Mitch McConnell considers bringing HR8 to the senate floor for a vote, you say?	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2326	Is the pandemic over yet?	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2327	We’re leaving you for Cirque du Soleil.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2328	Honey, can you help us find the pet snail?	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2329	Bring with you is enough of a balancing act,Richard.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2330	We are not amused!	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2331	I do have Baggage!	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2332	Aaand it's still a no...	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2333	Of course,getting the cat to go along was the hard part.	1.2024	0.04724	84	68	15	1
2334	Yes, I promise, no more TikTok videos after we finish making this one!	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2335	What's for dinner?	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2336	You keep our life balanced	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2337	Yes dear.	1.2024	0.05561	84	71	9	4
2338	Let us entertain you!!	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2339	Well, I think there would also be lots of other reasons to have a pony.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2340	Well, you told me I need more balance in my life...	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2341	Ringling's gonna be here in a second.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2342	Do you want to be on the top or the bottom?	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2343	And then it's turtles all the way down.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2344	You really haven't heard about the latest Tik Tok challenge?	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2345	How did you ever guess that I want to go to Bremen?	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2346	I think we can stop the training classes.	1.2022	0.04570	89	72	16	1
2347	That’s cute, but I still carry more on my shoulders.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2348	‘The turtle is beneath our feet.’	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2349	Goldie's ready for the cheerleader tryout.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2350	We're all in agreement—you're at the top of the food chain.	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
2351	'Could you scratch my nose, please?'	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2352	The therapist said we should express our fantasies	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2353	Now, the rest of us haven't been drinking, sooo....	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2354	Will you marry me, even though one of them swallowed your engagement ring?	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2355	What do you mean 'Make no sudden moves?' How do you think I got in this situation in the first place?	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2356	Thank you. I think it's clever too, but no one will book the act unless I set us all on fire.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2357	I’m telling you, Babe, this just doesn’t work without you.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2358	OK, we're here. So why did you swallow the fly?	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2359	Don’t you dare.	1.2020	0.05368	99	85	8	6
2360	It's our entry for 'Stupid Pet Tricks' !	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
2361	I am glad I expanded my skills in the last two years but I really think I am ready to go back into the office now.	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2362	The NBA needs unique halftime performers.	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
2363	We did a bad thing.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2364	I call this "The Aristocrats."	1.2018	0.05011	109	93	10	6
2365	To begin with, this is not a pyramid scheme.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2366	We've been practicing for America's Got Talent, but the mouse slipped and drowned.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2367	I have an audition tomorrow for "America's Got No Talent."	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2368	And you were SO sure the cat wouldn't go along with this.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2369	This is as viral as we get.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2370	Ready to play Jenga?	1.2000	0.05749	85	73	7	5
2371	Oh, fuck!	1.2000	0.04969	110	94	10	6
2372	I'm the fish out of water here	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2373	The chia pet?…seriously?	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2374	I can’t see why this has anything to do with PETA, Barbara.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2375	OK, fine. We can get an actual Jenga.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2376	I think you should change your music.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2377	Okay Jan, now go get the baby.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2378	Honey, we are so sorry we didn't finish our dinner yesterday, it won't happen again.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2379	What do you think? AGT?	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2380	Where’s the bird?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2381	Household pets assemble! Together we might stand a chance.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2382	Jane, listen to me. The fish is pure evil. Get the gun. Now.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2383	No, you may not get a Horse.	1.2000	0.05749	85	73	7	5
2384	Sorry Honey, but jumping through hoops is not an option right now!	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
2385	OK then, what would impress you?	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2386	Now, balance your glass on the tip of my nose!	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2387	We’re joining the circus, you want to hop on?!	1.2000	0.04822	120	103	10	7
2388	Oh, Honey! Barnum and Baileys isn't using animal acts this year.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
2389	Sweetie, have you seen my IPhone ?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2390	Beg the children to move back in. I cannot do this much longer.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2391	You listed all my imperfections,wrong doings and lack of judgement since 2002. What else can i do to make it up to you?	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
2392	0n ‘3’, the fish w	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
2393	Flippy can't support all our weight, so I had to be on the bottom.	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
2394	Are you not entertained?...and is the streaming back up yet?	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2395	We’re concerned that having kids will upset our well-balanced family dynamic.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2396	Is this performance less disappointing?	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
2397	Pet Yoga is the fitness craze spreading like wildfire across the nation.	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
2398	It's turtles all the way down.	1.2000	0.05519	90	77	8	5
2399	It was all accidental.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2400	See what I do for sex?	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2401	It’s a TikTok thing honey, just take the photo.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2402	Just getting through my day is a real balancing act.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2403	Howl woof meow and splash.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2404	I don't think this is helping to ease my back pain.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2405	Slightly more impressive than my bank balance.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
2406	I figured our a way to keep Buddy from chasing Tabby and Tabby from trying to eat Nemo.	1.2000	0.04500	80	64	16	0
2407	I think this increased time at home thing is getting to us.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2408	That’s a good start.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2409	Good enough for America's Got Talent?	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
2410	Ok honey,now do you get evolution ?	1.2000	0.05318	100	86	8	6
2411	We're sorry for making a mess of the house, now will you please feed us?	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2412	Okay, now get the budgie...	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2413	We call it `The Aristocrats`	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2414	The four beggars of suburbia.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2415	Can you get me a few worms?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2416	I bet you can't guess what we're planning for the next stack."	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2417	Well, you were right. It was cuter in the garden. Let’s head back out…	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2418	I know our therapist said to find a better balance at home, but this is not it	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2419	Honey I know you’re bored but maybe you should go back to cup staking	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2420	The bird is just getting into character he’ll be right out	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2421	Ahh, me time…always so relaxing.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2422	How am I supposed to roll over?	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2423	I just think the term 'human pyramid' ignores the possibilities.	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
2424	So?!? What do you think?? Do you think it’s good enough to take on the road?!	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2425	The town musicians of Bremen	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
2426	Yes I do think I am sponge worthy.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
2427	Ridin’ high is the cat’s meow	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
2428	Turduckin? Hah!	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2429	ok fine we can try for a baby	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2430	Are you more impressed this way, or with the fish on the bottom?	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2431	Do we look like the Bremen Town Musicians?	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2432	Please give me the bird.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2433	YOU need to relax? You don't realize what a balancing act being a house husband is.	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
2434	O.K., you've made your point.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2435	Okay, now you get under the dog.	1.1978	0.05463	91	78	8	5
2436	Honey, please…woof, meow, blurb!	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2437	The good news is I got the monkey off my back.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2438	Please, please, do something with your hair, we can't take it anymore!!!	1.1978	0.05463	91	78	8	5
2439	We’re moving past downward dog.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2440	Now get the fern.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2441	Next time, I get the wine, and you get the edible.	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
2442	Is this really how you play Jenga?	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2443	OK, OK, you win! Yes, I will go out to dinner with you!	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2444	It's a pyramid scheme. Wanna play?	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
2445	Now roll over snd beg	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2446	My eyes are down here!	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2447	It's a delicate balance, isn't it?	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2448	Now you can stop saying that I'm unbalanced.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2449	I may have fallen for another pyramid scheme.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2450	She’s into heavy petting.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2451	What are looking at?	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
2452	Are you feeling canine, feline, piscine or hominine?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2453	Is this balanced enough for our marriage?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2454	Oh come on....it took us months to perfect this one....nothing?	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
2455	Now do you see my animal magnetism?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2456	Now can I have the remote?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2457	I could add a canary, but only if you're willing to commit.	1.1975	0.04451	81	65	16	0
2458	Hey. Woof. Meow. Splash.	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
2459	Our stubborn parakeet hates getting his feet wet.	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2460	Darryl, you're really gonna be in the dog house for this!	1.1975	0.05937	81	70	6	5
2461	Honey, what tiktok trend is this one?!	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
2462	Will you miss us when we go on tour?	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
2463	I’m still not doing anal.	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
2464	Yes! This is for TikTok! What tune should I use?	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
2465	Maybe we should just let them back on the couch.	1.1974	0.06218	76	66	5	5
2466	The odds of our agreeing to another one of your pet projects is obviously stacked against you.	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
2467	We're still not getting a hamster.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
2468	Okay, so show us your pussy now.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2469	Not tonight Claremont… I’ve got a blazer of a headache…	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
2470	I jus	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
2471	I know you said no amount of begging would do, but can we watch Animal Kingdom tonight?	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
2472	I take it from this that you couldn't find the Jenga....	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2473	These are my recruits for your pyramid scheme	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2474	We're your family and we love you, but this is an intervention.	1.1972	0.06222	71	61	6	4
2475	The least you can do is clap.	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
2476	Can we please, please come on the couch?	1.1972	0.06222	71	61	6	4
2477	America’s Got Talent – Pandemic version!	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
2478	They all pitched in to help me find my contact lens.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
2479	And now I gallup through a ring of fire?	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
2480	It’s okay. I know you have a lot in your shoulders.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
2481	And for my next trick, I will actually fill your glass.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2482	Can I have dinner now?	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
2483	Now, try to balance the wine glass.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2484	Please Prepare Dinner	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
2485	Our Sub-Committee agrees, you are the Leader of the House.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2486	Let's go through this again. You say a man has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river?	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2487	None of that suffices to apologize for overturn of Roe.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
2488	I felt better having a monkey on my back.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2489	You could help!	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2490	Ringling's is changing their format.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2491	You think the work, life balance is tough Suzanna?!	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2492	Can't we all just get along?	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
2493	I’m supportive	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2494	It’s even more impressive when we do it on water skis.	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2495	You're maskless!?!	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2496	Can self esteem be measured with negative numbers?	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2497	beyond deconstruction	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2498	We've all discussed it. It's time for your vacation from your smartphone to end.	1.1957	0.05407	92	79	8	5
2499	I'm ready for our five-some.	1.1957	0.05832	92	81	4	7
2500	Book. Five words. How did you not get “On the Origin of Species”?	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2501	I told you we wouldn’t need that Netflix subscription	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2502	See honey! There's no room for a baby!	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2503	Dear, it's feeding time for all of your pets.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2504	Can I have a drink too?	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2505	It was Douglas Adams' idea	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
2506	No, it's not the house hierarchy.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2507	Sup?! Woof. Meow! Spliiish Up?!	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2508	Just this once, I actually want you to get ON my back.	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
2509	Oh honey, you could’ve just asked if you wanted to be on the bottom	1.1954	0.05626	87	75	7	5
2510	You were right! Without the monkey on my back life IS much more manageable!	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2511	I don’t care if you forgot to set up the camera, I’m not getting up.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2512	Nah! Perspective is off	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2513	I’ve got a lot going on, but sure I can get you some more wine.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2514	It's the hierarchy of needs!	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2515	Sorry, we couldn't balance the ant farm!	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2516	But imagine we're also wearing a trench coat.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2517	How in the world did the fish get up there?	1.1951	0.06120	82	72	4	6
2518	And now for my next trick.	1.1951	0.05607	82	70	8	4
2519	Pretty please with fishy on top!	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
2520	Not what she meant by "find inner peace and balance."	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2521	What kinda crazy pyramid scheme is this?	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2522	So now, can we have fish food, sardines, Alpo, and sex, in that order?	1.1951	0.05607	82	70	8	4
2523	I think this whole work from home thing has run its course	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2524	It’s the leaning tower of pet-sa.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2525	Still think I can’t multitask?	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
2526	The internet's out, we had to do something.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2527	Remind me, does the pecking order start at the top or at the bottom of the pile?	1.1948	0.04543	77	62	15	0
2528	stacks of love	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2529	We just love pet school"	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2530	Don't tell me I haven't evolved.	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
2531	And they say we don't have fun.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
2532	Shh... if we keep very still, she might not notice.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
2533	Have you found my contact lens yet? I can’t see a thing with out it.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
2534	They want to go to Bremen Town. Come with?	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
2535	My therapist is weaning me off the monkey.	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2536	Now stand?	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2537	Gimme a K Gimme an E Gimme a P Keep us, keep us, keep us	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
2538	This is the strangest first date I’ve ever been on. So you say you’re an influencer?	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
2539	I wanna be sedated!	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
2540	They know you're not playing, dear!	1.1944	0.06141	72	62	6	4
2541	What do you mean, where's the parakeet?	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2542	Before the flat earth theory ancient people believed the earth was a fishbowl, suspended on the back of a cat, supported on the back of a dog, all resting on the back of a man	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
2543	Have you seen my keys?	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2544	I see your standing desk is very good for your posture	1.1944	0.04697	72	58	14	0
2545	Still depressed?	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2546	I call this the Leaning Tower of Pet-za.	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2547	I've told you before, Alec, that acts of yours is my pet peeve."	1.1942	0.04986	103	88	10	5
2548	5 if you count the ant I am standing on	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2549	We bow to you and serve you, oh gracious Queen of our Queendom.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
2550	Well, you were the one who said that I am always on top.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
2551	You really need me to refill your wine?	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2552	It's either this, or we renew our Netflix subscription.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2553	We’re practicing tricks to combat boredom for the next pandemic	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2554	Every tower needs a strong foundation	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2555	When did you change your mind about reality tv?	1.1939	0.05361	98	85	7	6
2556	In retrospect, maybe we should have had kids...	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2557	Can the baby come out and play?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2558	Seen the cat in the hat?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2559	Honey, would you get the door?	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2560	We remember what you did last summer.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2561	We’re leaving !	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2562	You do the cooking. The pets are on me.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2563	A woman's pyramid of priorities	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2564	Explain again what the therapist said about codependency.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2565	At least I haven't got a monkey on my back.	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
2566	All this, and the checkbook too?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2567	I am begining to think I am the victim of a pyramid scheme.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2568	So … what do you think about this for the ‘grand finale’?	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2569	we’re looking for my contact lens.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
2570	The Heirarchy	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2571	But what did your old cheer squad do from here, honey?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2572	Hierarchy is for the patriarchy. Do we have more wine?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2573	I don't care that it's your "me" time. Just take the damn picture!	1.1933	0.04815	119	103	9	7
2574	Now can we have dinner?	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2575	No,still not quite tall enough	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2576	Darling, you're drunk. I'm calling you from out of town.	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
2577	We propose you join our group. Marriage is optional	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2578	Dr. Solomon told me to start leading a balanced life	1.1932	0.05566	88	76	7	5
2579	I distinctly remember a time when 'rolling over' was plenty impressive	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2580	Am I supposed to be impressed?	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
2581	Listen guys, I just wanna get drunk, not watch you get high.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2582	We’re NOT begging!	1.1932	0.05566	88	76	7	5
2583	We’re the Aristocats.	1.1932	0.04233	88	71	17	0
2584	Well, what are you waiting for?	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
2585	I'll see you in divorce court	1.1932	0.05566	88	76	7	5
2586	A fish is a cat is a dog is a man.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2587	Is there something on my back?	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2588	OK, I'm ready for the horse.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
2589	Have you seen the buffalo?	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2590	Pardon me, ma'am. Do you know the way to Bremen?	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2591	Maybe we should restart Netflix.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2592	You said, ‘this day should be memorable!’”	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
2593	Now that the Guppy and I see eye to eye, we will commence with rock, paper, scissors to see who will control the TV remote tonight. Paul, you must play with your right hand.	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
2594	Starting now, the plants are on you, the pets are on me.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2595	Okay, I’ll go get the leashes and we’ll go for a walk.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2596	The doctor said this is the best way to help my back	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2597	- the lengths Roger will go to, to avoid the “having kids” discussion.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
2598	If I can get this act on America's Got Talent we'll finally be able to buy that Tesla without having to make payments we can't afford!	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
2599	What do you mean you’re surprised at my use of the 10,000 hours?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2600	See, I really do love your pets. Can we eat now?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2601	Please tell me that you don't want to hop on.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2602	OMG the only missing animal is YOU on my back	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
2603	Honey, will this reduce our carbon footprint?	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2604	I think one of us has had one too many.	1.1923	0.06068	78	68	5	5
2605	Yes ma’am, may I have another?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2606	Just another pyramid scheme	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2607	This is supposed to be a team event, Nancy.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2608	It started as a TikTok stunt, but it's become a passion.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2609	"What are you thinking about Maslow's hierarchy needs?".	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2610	Still not exactly illustrating my priorities darling, but getting there!	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2611	My work/life balance needs work.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2612	Coincidentally I also have several pet peeves I’d like to get off my chest.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2613	Honey,I think it is time for me to go to Al Anon.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2614	I finally get that monkey off my back and then they jumped on.	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
2615	My goat yoga instructor said he has no interest in expanding.	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
2616	Can you believe there are people who would call us ‘childless?’	1.1923	0.05127	104	90	8	6
2617	The damn fish has no sense of balance.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
2618	And next,Downward Dog	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2619	Now can we get a canary?	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
2620	When I told you to beg for it, this is not what I had in mind.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2621	It's amazing the things you can accomplish when you limit being on social media.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2622	Look what I can do”	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2623	Ah, the food pyramid.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2624	Am I still number four?	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2625	So, this is why you should be on all fours and under me.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2626	Whaddaya mean, you don't get it? It's a Pandemic Pet Pyramid, PPP for short.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2627	C’mon! Join us. You can handle the four of us	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2628	See, we don't need Netflix!	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2629	Well, if this isn't the ultimate pyramid scheme!	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2630	You should join our yoga club.	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2631	Your need for safe live entertainment has gone to the extreme."	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2632	Oh and did you remember to make dinner reservations?	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2633	Is there going to be dinner tonight?	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
2634	I'm training for the Ringling Brother's return	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
2635	I’m pretty sure we can go viral with this… quick! where’s your phone!	1.1912	0.06375	68	59	5	4
2636	Are they still doing "Stupid Pet Tricks" on the Late Show?	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
2637	So how are things stacking up now?	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
2638	It's a new trend on TikTok	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2639	now can w?e have supper	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2640	We’re ready for you now.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2641	It's called the balance of nature.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2642	Very nice sweetheart, but the fish isn’t balancing, it’s floating.	1.1910	0.04190	89	72	17	0
2643	Do I remind you of li hongzhi?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2644	Hurry up, the cat is hungry!	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2645	It is more animal friendly than a turducken.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2646	Food Chain”…Get it now	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2647	Now you try it.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2648	This is part of my diversity training.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2649	But we cant open the tin.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2650	Barnum and Bailey likes our act.	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
2651	We’re all sorry for being idiots and that goes double for the fish who actually started the food fight.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
2652	And yet, you can't balance the checkbook	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
2653	You were the one who didn't want children!	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2654	We need more pets.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2655	Remind me again why you don't want to have kids?	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2656	And we call ourselves The Astricrats!	1.1905	0.05738	84	73	6	5
2657	I better stick with the down dog position.	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
2658	I offered the bird top billing. He says his agent will call.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2659	I was just looking for my cuff link. I hate it when stuff like this happens to me!	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2660	Leaning tower to please her	1.1905	0.05738	84	73	6	5
2661	we all bow to you	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
2662	I wonder who the top dog is in this household	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
2663	You’re not helping.	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
2664	So you’re saying we should just feed ourselves?	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
2665	No, you can't run away with the circus. Ringling doesn't have animal actts, remember.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2666	It's petrifying.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
2667	That is just great, but have you balanced the checkbook?	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
2668	human centipede meets inflation	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
2669	I think it could become more popular than goat yoga.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2670	I don't know what else to do, Alice!#?	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2671	The Aristocrats. Why?	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
2672	Retiring from pet sitting will be a weight off my shoulders	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
2673	How about this trick?	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2674	Okay, your turn.	1.1899	0.05719	79	68	7	4
2675	Harold, I think you’re a bit too old for these TikTok challenges	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2676	How can the judges on America's Got Talent resist?	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2677	Are you sure it was a mouse?	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2678	Maybe it’s time to return to the office?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
2679	In Jimmy's life, wine makes you do crazy things. Not love.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2680	We want you to be proud.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2681	What do you mean I'm high maintenance?	1.1892	0.05985	74	64	6	4
2682	I decided how to solve our financial problems.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2683	Okay; I went along with it. Could you please unstack us now.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2684	Get me a hoop, quick!	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2685	CAN YOU HEAR US NOW?	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
2686	Fuck Ted Cruz."	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2687	There's a little bit more to being a househusband than this, Dear.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2688	Goldfish lost a contact lens.	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
2689	No, this is not a predator pyramid.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2690	Oh, for god's sake, just get a coffee table.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2691	Oh, you know, same-old same-old. How was YOUR day?	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
2692	But we can relive your cheerleading days at home.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2693	You up for some Jenga?	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2694	I'll snap a photo after I finish the wine and/or the movie.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2695	We have an opening for the position between me, and the dog?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2696	Yep, we all came crawling back to you.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2697	I knew we were missing somebody. I just felt it. Have you seen "Chirpy"?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2698	Do we get our treats now?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2699	No! No way! I draw the line at the leash!	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2700	We present our family-friendly version of 'The Aristocrats.	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
2701	Ok, I think you’re starting to understanding what being a mom feels like	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2702	I'm sorry I took your caretaking for granted.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2703	With the right buzzword, I think I could sell this as a transferable skill.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2704	The next tier of the pyramid was meant to be my flea circus but the goldfish ate them.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2705	Google says it's a cure for bulging eye syndrome.	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2706	Okay okay. Now you get on top of the fish	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2707	Now will you let me on the couch?	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2708	Now I think we’re ready for YouTube.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2709	As you can see, it is NOT turtles all the way down.	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
2710	I draw the line at lifting our legs.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2711	I just wanted you to know that I know where my place is.	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
2712	Tryouts are tomorrow. What do you think?	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2713	No! That’s not what I meant when I said to take care of the pets!	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2714	She liked to consider Maslow's Hierarchy of Need after a few glasses of wine.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2715	Wait till Americas Got Talent see's this.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2716	No, you're thinking of turtles.	1.1875	0.05925	80	70	5	5
2717	Foreplay? I thought you said "Get on the floor and play"... the pets were just staring at us.	1.1875	0.05652	80	69	7	4
2718	Just give us the olive and we'll let you go.	1.1875	0.05652	80	69	7	4
2719	Quick. Video me. There's big cat video prize money at stake here.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2720	I'm thinking a million TikTok views at least	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2721	Chose your level of commitment?	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
2722	It must be my animal magnetism.”	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2723	We're not cancelling Netflix.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
2724	Bob, what don’t you get about the floor is lava?	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2725	Now give "cat cow" a try and see what happens...	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2726	Is this the foreplay or the sex?	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2727	and I thought it was tricky having a monkey on my back	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
2728	I couldn't get the hang of juggling, so I thought I'd give this a go.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2729	From here it’s turtles all the way down	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2730	But we'll look like an adult fish in a trench coat	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2731	To your right honey is a very small gerbil on a tiny diving board…	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
2732	Cirque du Soleil is VERY interested!	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
2733	We are out of here!	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2734	Is this your take on Yertle the Turtle?	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
2735	Monica: “This is Navarro Cheer. Point those toes!”	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2736	I don’t see how this will save our marriage	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2737	For the last time,there is no need to spend money on a pet sitter.	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
2738	Okay, okay, but get your leases first!	1.1867	0.06208	75	66	4	5
2739	I think we're ready for Late Night TV.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
2740	Is it just me, or is this not enough to impress you?	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
2741	OK, but don't spill the fish!	1.1867	0.05910	75	65	6	4
2742	'The Musicians of Bremen,' Sharon! It's Charades, not 20 Questions!	1.1867	0.05910	75	65	6	4
2743	Stupid pet trick went off the air with Letterman.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
2744	See! We can't have a kid! Our symmetry's already perfect!	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
2745	We figured out the dominance hierarchy.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
2746	I'm not falling for that trick again!	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
2747	Please dear. We beg you. Feed us!	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
2748	" The fish had no part in it at all and should be allowed to stay"	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
2749	There's still half a bottle to go and you've already started with this.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
2750	Please, please, please, give me some of your wine!	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
2751	Darling. You cannot forget Polly!	1.1857	0.04682	70	57	13	0
2752	I can't move..please move the fish!	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2753	O.K Now stand on my head.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2754	I use them for added weight, when I do planks.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
2755	If will work if you grab me by my nose and yank really hard . . .	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2756	See dear, this is one way to balance our family activities.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2757	How balanced does that wine seem now?	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2758	Yes, I know that it's not Cirque du Soleil.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
2759	Get away from my new carpet!	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
2760	Cirque Du Sofa	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2761	I am about to ask you to do something you may think is kinky.	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
2762	I’m not THAT interesting.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2763	No, no, no, honey. It's NOT a pyramid scheme.	1.1856	0.05146	97	84	8	5
2764	Yes, Phil. Now say moo.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2765	The family was wondering what’s for dinner?	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2766	Don’t worry babe I used Gorilla Glue	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2767	I read them 'The Town Musicians of Bremen' and got the donkey's slot.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
2768	But think of all the money we're saving on a Netflix subscription!	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
2769	No, we can't get a pony.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2770	I can balance the checkbook but not this.	1.1852	0.05586	81	70	7	4
2771	Can we get dinner now?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2772	The famous joke .We Are The Aristocrats	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
2773	Do you think we're ready to take it on the road?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2774	Where's the pig?	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
2775	This is not how the dating game is played!	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2776	Can I offer you something well-structured,with an even balance and a tannic bite?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
2777	Game night got out of hand in the last two years, hasn`t it?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
2778	There is also room for another nightingale bird that serenades	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
2779	Hon, I really think I should get a pony.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2780	Sure, but no Yertling.	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2781	Don’t be ridiculous , your goldfish is perfectly safe	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2782	These Tik Tok challenges are getting crazy!	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2783	We’ve all talked about it, and we apologise for our poor behaviour.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2784	Quick! Call TikTok!!	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2785	Hun, I keep telling them to get off my back already!	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2786	Now that we've followed your orders may we have dinner?	1.1848	0.05338	92	80	7	5
2787	At least there's not a monkey on your back.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2788	We are leaving you to go join the circus	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2789	I think you'd fit between the dog and me.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2790	Perhaps THESE will refresh your memory!	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2791	Linda, do you think you could have an annual day off instead of monthly?	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
2792	Go ahead and put dinner on me tonight"	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2793	Don't give the fish that much credit.	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12	0
2794	We arranged ourselves smartest to dumbest.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
2795	Yes ..this is why I ran back home from the circus	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
2796	Now do you understand how a pyramid scheme works?	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
2797	we are all hungry. Please feed us	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
2798	The mammals were easy.	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
2799	This is just the beginning.	1.1842	0.04476	76	62	14	0
2800	And I suppose the hamster is in the kitchen making dinner	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
2801	Can you take us to America's Got Talent?	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
2802	marrying you was a mistake	1.1842	0.06410	76	68	2	6
2803	Just look what this has done to my eyeball!	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
2804	Well I did wish for a well balanced man	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
2805	New Animal Carrier	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
2806	ok you got our attention now what	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
2807	Do you really think this will get us to Las Vegas?	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
2808	We Are Devo! D-E-V-O	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
2809	The goldfish thinks the stakes are high	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
2810	Pets? what pets!	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
2811	Not what I meant when I suggested you have my back.	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
2812	Glad I am not participating?	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
2813	Where do you fit in?	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
2814	The Fam has got my back on this.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
2815	Who looks the most unstable?	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
2816	I thought you wanted stability?	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
2817	Now if I can get the spider to sit still we’ll be set.	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
2818	This act absolutely killed with my ex-wife.	1.1837	0.03932	98	80	18	0
2819	This is how family hierarchy works.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
2820	The fish wants us to try this, on a tightrope.	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
2821	Next, we beg.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
2822	On behalf of the family....is it dinnertime yet?	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
2823	To be honest, I don’t like pets.	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
2824	Remember the good ‘ole days when you’d do a handstand on the goldfish bowl!	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
2825	I was helping our son understand the Tree of Life.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2826	Watch this trick," you said. "Just get on all fours and I'll...	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
2827	It’s our audition piece for the next Cirque du Soleil.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
2828	Mother may I?	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
2829	Whataya think? Stupid pet tricks or stupid human tricks?	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2830	I think it’s time you went back to work.	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
2831	Take me with you.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2832	We promise not to forget Mother’s Day next year.	1.1831	0.04623	71	58	13	0
2833	Do you think we’ll go viral on TikTok?	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
2834	One wrong move, and fish is going to be at the bottom of the food chain!	1.1829	0.05522	82	71	7	4
2835	Your turn to pick who stays or goes.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
2836	Pretend I'm a Shetland pony.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
2837	The parakeet? Sorry. He said maybe another time.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
2838	Now will you let me have the remote back ?	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
2839	It’s all about the core and not to breathe!	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
2840	You get the whole package	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
2841	Wanna make the beast with five backs?	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
2842	Can you please do that in another room, I am trying to watch my show...	1.1829	0.04296	82	67	15	0
2843	You’re right Todd, that IS way to high for a coffee table…	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
2844	Do we ‘entertain’ you?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
2845	And then the Ringling fellow said "That's so last-century"	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
2846	turtles all the way down	1.1828	0.05284	93	81	7	5
2847	"We'll be good now. Please feed us!	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
2848	Have you forgotten Poly?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
2849	We're gonna win; Simon's a sucker for animal talent.	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
2850	It takes a lot longer for the goldfish to get up there than for him to get down.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2851	Now do you understand how your wine club is a pyramid scheme?	1.1818	0.05766	77	67	6	4
2852	Thank you for being open to exploring my fetish. I love you so much.	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
2853	I told you only one leash was needed.	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
2854	I don't think that will work... I'm STILL bored with you!	1.1818	0.04784	66	54	12	0
2855	Fish: I knew it. It’s mammals all the way down.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
2856	Incorrect. You have far too much protein on your food pyramid.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2857	Don't peak too soon, the audition isn't until tomorrow.	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
2858	Will THIS get me back on the sofa?	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
2859	This is just plain ridiculous	1.1818	0.05766	77	67	6	4
2860	And your brother talks about having a monkey on his back!	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
2861	They wanted me to illustrate the story of evolution.	1.1818	0.04508	110	94	12	4
2862	I'm creating a culture of inclusion.	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
2863	Hello, this is your brain. Just wanted to let you know you've had plenty of wine.	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
2864	Harold, you son of a bitch	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
2865	Can't you find the regular Jenga set?	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
2866	Sure, you could call it multi-level marketing, but I think it's more than that.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
2867	Could you fetch me another drink ?	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2868	We'll be TikTok millionaires! Can't miss--cat, dog, goldfish, nerd--the whole spectrum!	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2869	All of the important things in our relationship are in balance!	1.1818	0.05249	88	76	8	4
2870	Wasn’t this on your “Honey Do” list?	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
2871	That's it. I'm done. Find yourself a new trick pony.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2872	We did what you asked, are we allowed on the couch now?	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
2873	Honey, if I get five friends to do it, and they get five friends...	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
2874	Whiskers challenged us that he could do a better job of training both me and Spot than you could of training him to not scratch the furniture.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2875	Honey,it' s not what it looks like.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2876	We're the Town Musicians of Boredom	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
2877	I saw this on billions	1.1818	0.06055	77	68	4	5
2878	I’m begging you	1.1818	0.06055	77	68	4	5
2879	I think that we’re handling being empty nesters in a raging pandemic relatively well.	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
2880	I don’t think that’s what work/life balance means, honey.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
2881	No we’re not getting anymore pets	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
2882	Are you sure you don’t want to just try a regular pyramid scheme?	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2883	My therapist told me it's unhealthy to beg.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
2884	Yes, yes, all animals are equal but Carp-E-Diem wanted to feel more equal today.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2885	We are all reincarnated from Brementown… just a reunion	1.1809	0.05231	94	82	7	5
2886	Guess you need to get on the bottom to complete this hieracrchy sweetie	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2887	lay flat	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2888	Another humiliating defeat in a game of the floor is lava.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2889	NOW will you let me go on America’s Got Talent?	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2890	I swiped right for this?	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2891	Now the TV remote.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2892	Since I was fired, I’m trying to reinvent myself!	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2893	We need a bird.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2894	Turtle? Creation? Mythology? I need a better clue!	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2895	I see the cat's come out on the top again.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2896	I hate it when the WiFi goes out	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2897	Food please.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2898	What? Ringling Brothers doesn't have animals any more?	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2899	We can't figure out where to add the parakeet.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2900	I don’t want to join your pyramid scheme, Jeff.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2901	Shouldn't the goldfish be at the BOTTOM of the food pyramid?	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
2902	I’ve looked everywhere. Have you seen Rex, Tabby and Bubbles this morning?	1.1807	0.05460	83	72	7	4
2903	When I said I wanted to be on the bottom, I didn’t mean like this.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2904	Babe, I think you’re supposed to be up under the dog.	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
2905	Quick, Eleanor! Get the worm!	1.1807	0.05460	83	72	7	4
2906	You know we’re allowed outside again, right?	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
2907	I get the charade. Bremmen Town Musicians.	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
2908	The things we do for love.	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
2909	Life was good before the kids came.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2910	Are you sure we should add kids to this balancing act too?	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2911	The power structure	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
2912	I can’t take the credit, they did it.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
2913	They say with everyone working from home, pets are developing Attachment Disorders.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
2914	Don't just sit there with a smirk on your face, you know what's next.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
2915	It’s your turn with the kids.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
2916	There was a young lady who swallowed some wine...	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2917	Post-Covid Discworld: Put that turtle under the couch.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
2918	We worked this out during the Pandemic.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
2919	Okay Charlie, one last game of Jeopardy Charades. Let's see...um...What is a pet store owner?	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
2920	Well, Harold, you did ask him for advice on how to balance work and play.	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
2921	Maslow's hierarchy of feed	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
2922	Well, this is what doing away with Patriarchy looks like	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
2923	under the control of lower step ..!	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
2924	we're trying out the new anti burglar alarm system	1.1798	0.05193	89	77	8	4
2925	I think we can audition for Cirque du Soleil.	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
2926	We're all here at your beck and call.	1.1795	0.05696	78	68	6	4
2927	Darwin was oh so wrong!	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
2928	Mission? Doggie? Cat? Or fishy?	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2929	If you think this is bizarre, wrap your head around the fact that... I'M NOT WEARING ANY SOCKS.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
2930	I'm trying to gain some weight.	1.1795	0.05696	78	68	6	4
2931	When they asked to play horsey, I didn’t really get it.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2932	Ok, now do the thing where you fill up my wine	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2933	We need a better work-life balance. It's like a circus around here.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
2934	Mother of four	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
2935	TA-DAAAAAA!	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2936	Because the town council banned poultry. But you get the idea.	1.1791	0.05987	67	58	6	3
2937	A parakeet? You have got to be kidding. Ah, um, okay.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
2938	It's our ticket out of here!	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
2939	If you think this is impressive wait until you see my cat-cow.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
2940	OK, so I told my mother she could stay with us for the week, but I still think this is a little unfair.	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
2941	the tower of pets trick doesnt get me another martini??	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2942	Let me entertain you, let me make you smile.	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
2943	This is not what I envisioned when I said I wanted to explore my submissive tendencies.	1.1786	0.05399	84	73	7	4
2944	We, too, call ourselves 'The Aristocrats'.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
2945	Look at what we perfected during lockdown.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2946	Prudence, dear, won't you come out to play?	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2947	Very carefully, sit on top of the fish bowl with your wine glass on top of your head.	1.1786	0.05399	84	73	7	4
2948	May I have that drink now please?	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
2949	How is this ironic? Now please get Doge, Cryptokittie and Fishcoin off my back.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
2950	I was in the family room trying to teach them new tricks when suddenly everything went wrong.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2951	Please! When is our dinner?	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
2952	I got rid of the monkey.	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
2953	Our therapist meant something else when she said we should cheer for each other.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2954	Honey,you take petting to a whole new level!	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2955	What, no cherry on top?	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
2956	Okay, but where's George, the guinea pig?	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2957	So learn to cook already.	1.1781	0.05962	73	64	5	4
2958	I know we're only on our first date, but how am I doing so far?	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2959	Frankly, even yoga is more appealing.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
2960	No. No. No and No! I’m Not cooking tonight.	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
2961	America's Got Talent just turned us down !!	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2962	I don't think this pet sitting gig is going to work out.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
2963	And from this point it’s just endurance	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
2964	In Yemen, this would be an inverted food chain.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2965	Ok, which one of you is doing the talking?	1.1781	0.05962	73	64	5	4
2966	I could use some support.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
2967	Finally realizing that he would be in good hands home alone, Pauline debated whether now was a good time to break it to Keith that she had been cheating on him.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2968	It’s a real balancing act.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2969	honey quick! take a picture!	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2970	Yes dear, life is all a matter of balance	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2971	„Okay, I think you were right, „guess the European city charades“ was probably too niche for our circle“	1.1781	0.05962	73	64	5	4
2972	Hi. You can call me Walenda.	1.1778	0.05139	90	78	8	4
2973	You swallowed a fly?	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
2974	Can we get you another drink?	1.1778	0.04053	90	74	16	0
2975	I promise Michelle, I’ll never do it again!	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
2976	I still want a divorce	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
2977	We're...So...Calm...	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
2978	The apocalypse has arrived. This is the food chain. Start at the top.	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
2979	OK - so now do you understand the trickle down theory?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
2980	Nobody puts two olives in a martini. It’s just not done…	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
2981	I couldn't afford a chiropractor.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
2982	Ok, here's where the butterfly dangle comes in . ..It's got to flutter but try not to get the cat excited . .If this works, we've got it made . ..	1.1772	0.04324	79	65	14	0
2983	Can we interest you in a pyramid scheme?	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
2984	We can do this all day.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2985	I just wish I could get the Goldfish to stop swimming in circles.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
2986	I don’t know what you’re talking about. Obviously, you’ve had too much to drink.	1.1772	0.05628	79	69	6	4
2987	Do we still have to go to Egypt, now?	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
2988	You're right...this is less demeaning than getting the silent treatment.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2989	Well, there's work/ life balance and then there's ....this.	1.1772	0.04324	79	65	14	0
2990	What’s not to ‘get’? It’s the multiverse.	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
2991	Cancel your vaudeville rehearsal, or no dinner for any of you.	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
2992	Ok Flo, find yourself a spot and jump on board.	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
2993	Give us the wine and you've got your prenuptial.	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
2994	It's a reverse Heimlich to pop this fish out of my eye socket.	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
2995	Now all I have to do is teach the fish how to lead a cheer.	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
2996	It's not so much a pyramid scheme as it is an opportunity.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
2997	This from the guy who can’t even balance the checkbook.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
2998	I'm studying the balance of nature.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
2999	What! I thought you were holding a camera!	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3000	Sorry guys but not even cruise ship worthy.	1.1765	0.05339	85	74	7	4
3001	Maslow, please don't bring your work home.	1.1765	0.05904	68	59	6	3
3002	now can we fuck	1.1765	0.05103	102	90	6	6
3003	See? I'm not unbalanced.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3004	You can switch with the dog if you want.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3005	See, I told you we didn’t need cable anymore!	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
3006	Have you seen a stack of Turtles?	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
3007	Are we doing it right this time?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3008	Now can I please go out with the boys tonight?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3009	Do you honestly believe this will save our marriage?	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
3010	Balance is my thing, I’m tellin’ ya.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
3011	Frankly boys, a stack of Pringles would get more followers than this 'apex predator' shtick.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3012	You said you'd be ready 5 minutes ago	1.1765	0.05595	85	75	5	5
3013	Could you please balance the checkbook?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3014	And you see Meredith, this is how evolution works.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
3015	They’re called breasts and we all have them.	1.1758	0.05086	91	79	8	4
3016	We're tired of jumping through hoops for you.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3017	They've invited me to be in their inner circle. My initiation is being trained to be part of their circus act."	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3018	The good news is, I got rid of the monkey.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3019	A baby?! Where are we ever going to put put a baby?	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3020	Piggy back ride!	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3021	This is so much more convenient than goat yoga.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3022	we all have a lot to balance honey, it’s not a competition	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3023	This is the weirdest sex that I could think of.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3024	It’s my take on upward evolution.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
3025	You said that you had sexual fantasies of being a ringmaster.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
3026	Thank God we didn’t get the elephant	1.1757	0.05886	74	65	5	4
3027	We’re doing an updated version of Town Musicians of Bremen.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
3028	I found the remote.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
3029	Things are getting a little weird.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
3030	Because the fish bowl is floating.	1.1757	0.05886	74	65	5	4
3031	There is just no way I'm going to be able to take you to the opera tonight. As you can see, I have a lot going on here.	1.1757	0.05886	74	65	5	4
3032	Yes, Bill, your balance is impressive. I just found mine at the bottom of that bottle of pinot.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
3033	We bow and bless the woman of the house, the source of all nourishment	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
3034	I’m just saying, I don’t think it’s Turtles All The Way Down.	1.1757	0.05886	74	65	5	4
3035	Ok, NOW you have our full attention	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
3036	Entertaining ourselves in our 37th quarantine is getting more creative.	1.1757	0.05563	74	64	7	3
3037	The food chain has long been considered settled. However, in this presentation, we will demonstrate...	1.1754	0.07134	57	51	2	4
3038	I think this pet trick project is getting out of control.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
3039	Yes, Mistress, we are all unworthy. May you and I have coitis now?	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3040	Now that Covid is over, it’s time to get the pets off my back.	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3041	Sashimi, Your Highness?	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
3042	Thought you were alone on my back There is a whole zoo	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3043	I'm still bored with you and still want a divorce	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3044	Oh I see, so turtles makes sense but this doesn't?	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
3045	Don't get too comfortable... we All want to Go Out	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3046	Darling, I don't think this is what Dr. Smith meant when she asked you to balance your priorities	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3047	good boy!	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
3048	Have you even watched a TikTok video?	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
3049	I come bearing gifts.	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3050	When do the turtle start?	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3051	if you’re going to be patronizing, just don’t. we’ve been working on this all morning.	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3052	And how did you get rejected from America’s Got Talent? I don’t get it. They mustn’t be familiar with the Leaning Tower of Petza	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3053	And that proves the Earth is flat.	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
3054	I've heard of being waited on hand and foot, but this is ridiculous.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
3055	I couldn't find the hamster.	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
3056	Do you know how long it took me to set this up? Am I forgiven for forgetting our anniversary?	1.1746	0.06213	63	55	5	3
3057	I'm having an affair with the vet.	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
3058	I sincerely doubt that the Ringling Brothers will be impressed.	1.1746	0.06213	63	55	5	3
3059	Brilliant, now on to cartwheels!	1.1744	0.05281	86	75	7	4
3060	I just don't have much of a tail to wag, honey.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3061	Impressive, but I’m still filing for a divorce.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3062	Now do you understand life in the balance?	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3063	Please feed us.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
3064	Your idea of a domestic hierarchy does not please the cat.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3065	It's really neat honey, but I just don't think this is what America's Got Talent is looking for.	1.1744	0.05281	86	75	7	4
3066	What more does it take for you to at least give me a drink?	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
3067	Our iguana doesn't want to join the circus.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3068	OK, we'll waive the two-drink minimum.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3069	Not you too, Dory?	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3070	And, did you see the flea up top of the fish?	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
3071	Ok...we promise to stop reading Kafka.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3072	Want to play jenga?	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3073	Whatever you do, don't tell them.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
3074	‘We come in pieces’	1.1744	0.05534	86	76	5	5
3075	Man: “It’s a treatment for my vertigo. I saw it on TikTok.”	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3076	Is this the food pyramid or the food chain?	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
3077	This is harder than it looks; Especially when you consider that we don't own any pets.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
3078	I thought I was the top of the food chain	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
3079	Can we get a martini now?	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
3080	Yep, that about sums up my pecking order.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3081	Nice try, Fred, but I said come back when you've learned how to juggle all of your responsibilities.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
3082	Marge, tell them to get off of me AESOP!	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
3083	Now play dead	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
3084	they said it was a tradition in southern Spain	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
3085	I think I'll just sit on the couch for now.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3086	Do you know how to ride a fish?	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
3087	Without some assistance, it's all downhill from here.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3088	Bring it on.	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
3089	Hah! Do you still think I'm unbalanced??	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
3090	Why haven't you gotten your phone out, yet?	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
3091	You said we needed balance in our household	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3092	It's time for a family intervention.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3093	You said you wanted more balance in our lives.	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
3094	I’m trying not to sneeze!	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
3095	Now will you have sex with me?	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
3096	Well......They wouldn't stop fighting	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3097	And the green grass grew all around, all around...	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
3098	Where’s the hoop at?	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3099	No, this is not just another pyramid scheme.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3100	These horsey rides are getting out of control!	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3101	My responsibilities just keep stacking up.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
3102	Well. Cheaper than cable." Contes	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
3103	Mike can you get off the cat please?	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
3104	Have you checked to see if you’re sitting on the remote?	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3105	And then it got really interesting...	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3106	Why do I get this feeling that you're still not going to sleep with me?	1.1728	0.05497	81	71	6	4
3107	How High?	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3108	Sit. Stay. Stack.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3109	I still don't think we should have gotten the pets taxidermied Cedric.	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
3110	Hold that pose. I'll send the Picture to America's Got Talent.	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
3111	The goldfish tricked us.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3112	Honey, the circus is back in town, and I think it's time to join it.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3113	I don't approve of the social hierarchy in the household.	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
3114	I call this "The Love Pyramid."	1.1728	0.04227	81	67	14	0
3115	I told you, this makes my eyes pop out!	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
3116	Goldy thought we needed to make the hierarchy clear.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3117	The interviewer asked for an example of how I am dependable.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3118	Even the Cat in the Hat can’t do this.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3119	Does u start with an “S” ?	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3120	Like I said, “It’s Turtles all the way down"	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3121	Okay. Watch. Here comes downward dog.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3122	When did you say the tv was going to be repaired?	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3123	Wanna join us, honey?	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3124	That’’s not what i meant by being more well balanced.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3125	They are going to bed after this joy ride .	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
3126	The parrot refused to join us...	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3127	Who’s been a good girl? Who gets to be the cherry on top?	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
3128	On a first date we don’t normally do our special handspring with a double summersault, but I’m sensing a special connection.”	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3129	What do you mean by "reverse order"?	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3130	You sure this is in " Kama sutra " ?	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
3131	Let me guess...evolution in reverse?	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3132	We're ready for Catalonia!	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3133	My pet peeves.	1.1724	0.05223	87	76	7	4
3134	Pop your eyes all you want there will be NO animals in this circus.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3135	Are you thinking still that children would be more demanding?	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3136	You know that "Great fleas have little fleas" poem? There you have it.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
3137	If you marry me, I promise to keep my pets off your carpet.	1.1724	0.05223	87	76	7	4
3138	We're your basic feed group! Please start from bottom to top.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3139	Together we combine to become… Swimmy-Scratchy-Barky-Man	1.1724	0.05473	87	77	5	5
3140	Sorry, dear, nothing is funny today.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3141	Honey, at this point I really don't think we can handle having a baby.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3142	Is that the Maslow pyramid you’ve been rambling about?	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3143	darling, are you at the bottom of my food pyramid again?	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3144	Mooooo	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3145	I knew we shouldn’t have adopted the ex-circus dog.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3146	Sullivan would've booked me in a heartbeat.	1.1720	0.03935	93	77	16	0
3147	So tell me. Who rules this house?	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3148	This is even harder than goat yoga.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3149	Pet Pyramid	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3150	I can't find the corkscrew.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3151	So the fish is self-actualization and you're a psychopath?	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3152	Sorry for the mansplaining.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3153	Honey, we’ve gotta nail the pyramid before Daytona	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3154	I thought we talked about this- no reds on the Restoration Hardware.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3155	Sorry honey, we can only afford Cirque du SoLittle	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3156	Let's adopt.	1.1719	0.06122	64	56	5	3
3157	I said I would do anything for you but this poly-species relationship just doesn’t work.	1.1719	0.06122	64	56	5	3
3158	Stay off my back!	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
3159	Now do you believe I’d be a good father?	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
3160	What else do I need to balance honey?	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
3161	We think you're drinking too much	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3162	We’re playing: If you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
3163	Get on! That fish isn't going to ride itself.	1.1714	0.04777	105	92	8	5
3164	It's our family verison of a pyramid scheme.	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
3165	Ummm... The goldfish got carried away?	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
3166	So, how long will it take your phone to charge?	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
3167	I feed them, take care of them….you would think every once in a while they would let me be on top.	1.1714	0.05745	70	61	6	3
3168	Yeah, I have no idea how the fish got there either.	1.1714	0.05745	70	61	6	3
3169	Yes, but that turtle is standing on the back of an even larger turtle…	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
3170	Yet, you chose to offer lousy wine.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
3171	Honey, marriage to you is becoming a balancing act!	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
3172	Ok, Ok, Ok, Your job is way tougher than mine!!”	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
3173	yeah no I got it, you didn't need to mansplain what a pyramid scheme is	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
3174	It looked more fun on TikTok.	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
3175	Meoww?	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
3176	Okay! Okay! So we are all in agreement. Who ever she feeds first is the ones she loves the most!"	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
3177	Wendy: Jason, that all you got?	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
3178	I know you don't really think of pyramid schemes as "adorable"...	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
3179	But how will you ever get to the rat taking the cheese?	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
3180	Amazing. How'd you get the gold fish there?	1.1711	0.05739	76	67	5	4
3181	We demand to be heard, sort of.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
3182	Look, I don't know how much simpler I can make my summarization of Marx.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
3183	come on, couch potatoe, walk a bit on the wild side	1.1711	0.04348	76	63	13	0
3184	OK — now can we watch Bosch: Legacy?	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
3185	Since we couldn't go to Italy this year I thought I'd show you The Leaning Tower of Pet-za	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
3186	We would have been home earlier but traffic on the thruway was crawling.	1.1711	0.04348	76	63	13	0
3187	Get down off my high what?	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3188	You've got a rip in your slacks!	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3189	You’re right, goats would have been better.	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3190	C'mon, let us stand on your back. It'll be fun.	1.1707	0.05434	82	72	6	4
3191	I'm sorry. We don't do flips.	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3192	Hold on…are you unionizing?	1.1707	0.05149	82	71	8	3
3193	And now,we will demonstrate Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3194	No treat until you bark. All of you.	1.1707	0.05434	82	72	6	4
3195	Um... When I said I wanted to see... I mean... Gerald. "Stranger Things" is a the name of a show.	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3196	You know it’s called a human pyramid, right?	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3197	Am I that drunk?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3198	As part of their couples counseling, Mr. Miller was enrolled in obligatory obedience training.	1.1707	0.05704	82	73	4	5
3199	Just be careful not to spill the fish bowl when you get on.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
3200	Am I supposed to pull out a piece or layer in under the dog?	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3201	She fired me over Zoom - right before our big finish.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3202	I fear the domino theory may be right.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3203	Giddy up.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
3204	Now will you feed us, Ponzi, dear?	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3205	Guess whose idea it was?	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
3206	No, I don’t want to play Twister.	1.1705	0.05414	88	78	5	5
3207	It's pretty much me all the way down.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3208	Baby, we just took quarantine Jenga to the next level.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3209	If you help us find the parakeet, you can both be in our Tik Tok video.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
3210	Now try it doing Tai chi	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3211	I wonder if I left my coat in the car.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3212	So, this is what it's like to have children.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3213	The canary refused to join	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
3214	Are we doing this groveling thing right?	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3215	Impressed?	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3216	Well of course it looks silly. The little mouse with a top hat called out from rehearsal AGAIN.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3217	He's copying me!	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
3218	You were right. With a little work, you can make your pets do anything.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3219	Just please just tell the horse that he's made his point and we're sorry.	1.1692	0.06032	65	57	5	3
3220	Sorry, but your bizarre behavior no longer amuses me.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
3221	It was better without you honey.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
3222	I am glad that you are aware of the proper hierarchy.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
3223	It's best to keep the cat's attention away from the fish bowl.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
3224	I Spend 4 years working, and you mean to tell me that Animal Stacking isn't an Olympic Sport?	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
3225	You say THIS is how you work out?!?	1.1690	0.06013	71	63	4	4
3226	Wait, let me go get my camera.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
3227	I'll need your help with the ANT farm.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
3228	Bremen Town Musicians watch out!	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
3229	Fur, fins, and fleas in this house . I'm not going to stand for it any more.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
3230	I asked for another glass, not a circus act.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
3231	It's hard being an Old MacDonald and having a condo.	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
3232	No,the answer is never 'trickle-down economics."	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
3233	Geez, Herbert. I do want you to carry your own weight around here but...	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3234	See, I'm not unbalanced, you're unbalanced!	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3235	We have to go pee pee!	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3236	What else you got?	1.1688	0.05669	77	68	5	4
3237	So the bad news is, I can’t find the pet carrier…	1.1688	0.05669	77	68	5	4
3238	Now can we watch a movie?	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3239	What do you think? Can I quit my day job?	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3240	Can we get a horse?	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
3241	Backwards? In heels?	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
3242	We are all going for a walk. Do you wat to come	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
3243	The old block and chain	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
3244	Ultra Animal Fusion Attack Go! White Woman Obliteration Beam!	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3245	I never complain when you have everyone on your back!	1.1687	0.04135	83	69	14	0
3246	Please end "cocktail hour!"	1.1687	0.05639	83	74	4	5
3247	Hop on!	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
3248	I’m so tired of carrying the weight of this household on my back	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3249	Winston, get over here? Honey, have you seen our flea? Unless he takes my place, our circus performance is history.	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
3250	You can’t really expect “Begin the Beguine” out of us!	1.1687	0.04135	83	69	14	0
3251	For your entertainment: defying time, space, dimension…Al and his three amigos!	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
3252	I’ll be damned if I haven’t fallen for yet another of your devilish tricks, Melinda!	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
3253	Honey if you want to go Bremen, just do it. Please leave the pets in peace	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3254	I'm impressed. Who does the vocals?	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3255	Mabel, would you like to participate?	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3256	No, it's not a new take on a pyramid scheme. They all wanted to play "horsey" with me.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3257	Sorry, I just don't feel like cooking tonight!	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3258	For our next act we will attempt to make our own dinner.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3259	Another pet? I'm afraid that would destabilize our family.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3260	I hope our obedience pleases you, mistress.	1.1687	0.04135	83	69	14	0
3261	Sorry Bob, but I am still leaving you for the circus	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3262	No darling, I don’t think that is a good imitation of a turdunken!	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3263	The Guinea pig chickened out	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3264	The dog and I would love some applause. The cat's doing it for fish food.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3265	OMG darling, your pets have taken a liking to me	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3266	See, we don't need kids to have a well balanced home life	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3267	We saw it on TikTok.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3268	Are you sure this is what they mean by "a well-balancd life?"	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3269	Could you move the fishbowl just a teeny bit to the left?	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3270	Apparently, I am at the bottom of the food chain.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3271	Wait for it! It’s a Beta fish.	1.1685	0.05113	89	78	7	4
3272	They were out of goats	1.1685	0.05113	89	78	7	4
3273	If I had any doubts about where I stand in the family hierarchy, that ship has sailed.	1.1685	0.05113	89	78	7	4
3274	Yes, it's a pyramid scheme to get your attention. It was the cat's idea.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3275	Fluffy wanted to on the bottom silly	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3276	Oh come on, Karen, put the wine down and get on up there!	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3277	The raccoon next, dear	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3278	No, honey. We didn't forget Mother's Day. Ta-dah!	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3279	But you’re still feeding us after you get back from book club, right?	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3280	These IKEA instructions are getting out of hand.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3281	We need you, the rabbit, the hamster and the parakeet to help us complete our pyramid.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3282	Have you seen Ant Hathaway?	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3283	see honey, now you should be available to trust me	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3284	Please, we've been good boys.	1.1683	0.03741	101	84	17	0
3285	You and your feng shui.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3286	My mistake, you said petulance foreplay.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3287	We're sick of "Simon says"	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3288	NOW will you believe that I was being productive while you were at work today?	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
3289	Now can we please watch “All Creatures Great and Small?”	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3290	Can I interest you in some heavy petting?	1.1667	0.04423	72	60	12	0
3291	We are the Town Musicians of Bremen. How are you missing this?	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3292	Now all you have to do is a backflip-handspring and land on ytop.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
3293	Have you seen Mr. Elephant?	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
3294	Standing on Rover for her was fun until they bought the damn fish	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3295	I'm starting to think you're right about this being a pyramid scheme	1.1667	0.04247	78	65	13	0
3296	Don’t forget- I’m just a boy, kneeling with a dog, cat, and goldfish - asking a girl to love him.	1.1667	0.05903	60	52	6	2
3297	I was looking for the quarter I dropped, and they all wanted to play “horsey”!	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
3298	Since you hate cleaning, can you please pick up the goldfish bowl before we all collapse?	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
3299	I'm not telling any of you where your treats are."	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
3300	Where on earth would we put a parakeet?	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3301	I’m teaching them reverse-hierarchy.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
3302	Now I'm wishing I picked "truth."	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
3303	Thats very kind of you I needed a little more water in my drink.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3304	See, I'm sorry about forgetting our anniversary.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3305	We're starved. I've got three votes here for pizza, and one holdout for bloodworms.	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
3306	Take photo for AGT audition.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3307	I really think you’d be more entertained if we put the TV back.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
3308	It will be so nice to finally have a real social life again.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3309	I thought it was turtles all the way down.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3310	Do you think we are ready for America's Got Talent?	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3311	is this really necessary to prove i can perform!!	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
3312	I don't know why you swalliwed the fly!	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3313	After much deliberation we have reached a consensus: the majority is not in favor of going plant-based.	1.1667	0.05946	66	58	5	3
3314	The cable guy will be here within the half-hour. So until then ...	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3315	Now you get on top of ' Mr. Fin''	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
3316	Any sign of Max, Luna, or Moby?"	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3317	Where's Brementown?	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
3318	I thought our relationship needed a little more balance.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
3319	They wanted to reenact evolution. I’m not sure if I’m at the bottom or the top.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3320	Wait…wait…wait…OK!	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
3321	We've nailed it -- Call Cirque du Soleil!	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
3322	I appreciate it, but I still want to shell out for the ad-free version	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3323	It's a pyramid scheme from us who want to express our love!	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3324	I never thought that our life would be a pyramid scheme	1.1667	0.05946	66	58	5	3
3325	Please forgive us. We promise not to make any more messes around the house if you will stay and take care of us.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3326	Uhhh. I don’t know what happened to the gerbil.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3327	Now make a sound like a goldfish.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3328	This is why we need a horse.	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
3329	So, the plan is you keep your nine-to-five and I hit the talent show circuit.	1.1667	0.04423	72	60	12	0
3330	Is this what you meant by being at the bottom of the food chain?"	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3331	You keep complaining about having to balance your life, a partner, and owning pets. but I don't see you doing much of the work.	1.1667	0.05600	78	69	5	4
3332	So, did you think about dinner already?	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3333	Any suggestions?	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3334	At least you see eye to eye with someone, or I should say, something in this apartment.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3335	Look, I'm not one to kink-shame, but your 9/11 sex fantasies are really starting to traumatize our pets.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3336	Peoria Has Talent Contest	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3337	Keep your chin tucked!	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
3338	Your therapist would be proud of you.	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
3339	My life has lately been one big balancing act.	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
3340	I knew you were busy, but I didn’t realize that this was the balancing act you were working on.	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
3341	Honey trust me! I am on to something here, or my name isn't Abraham Maslow.	1.1667	0.05600	78	69	5	4
3342	Now carefully put the glass on top of the bowl.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3343	Marry me, and I promise to balance the budget.	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
3344	But we already have the uniforms and Rex has been working on the cheer for a week."	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3345	I see you’re suggesting a new world order!?	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3346	The cat wants us to spice up her Tik Tok videos	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3347	You said "you wanted to feel the magic again"'	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3348	Best I can do. Maybe time to re-subscribe to Netflix?	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3349	Can't you see I'm too busy to watch 'Downton Abbey'	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3350	Being a pet owner isn’t what it’s all stacked up to be.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
3351	Where’s your phone?	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3352	Honey - it was the ONLY way to keep the cat away from the goldfish…”	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
3353	The cat calls it ‘Multi-level Meow-keting’	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3354	Honey I told you, nothing gets between me and Real Housewives.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
3355	What makes you think we should start going out more?	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
3356	You sure it’s not your kink??	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3357	I assure you that with music and our costumes it's much more entertaining	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
3358	It’s Berber all the way down.	1.1667	0.05903	60	52	6	2
3359	So, this is how I die.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3360	I'm not buying your pyramid scheme, no matter how you try and sell it to me.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
3361	We've decided to use a layered approach.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
3362	So it’s not The Musicians of Bremen. It’s the best I could do…	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
3363	Is this the proper alignment of the affection food chain, Martha?	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3364	You drive a hard bargain in order to get a drink!	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
3365	When you said we needed to cut the cord on our cable for cheap entertainment,this isn’t what I had in mind.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3366	And with you, we'll make it a five level pyramid.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
3367	Can you bring Basil? I think it’s ready to ride on Bubbles	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
3368	Isn't this a "family support" group ?	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
3369	Well we’re CERTAINLY not qualifying for finals with that attitude.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
3370	All of us, why not take all of us? ?	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
3371	Please?	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
3372	Stay right there! The prenup did not mention a hoop.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
3373	What's the matter, haven't you seen a downward dog, cat, fish pose before?	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
3374	Have you seen my lute?	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
3375	Any idea when dinner might be ready?	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
3376	Sorry, the horse is sick and couldn’t make it.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
3377	It isn't easy being the bottom of the food cycle	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
3378	We are so sorry for mocking your new high waisted corduroy pants.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
3379	I realize this isn’t Cirque du Soleil, but are you enjoying our show?	1.1647	0.05252	85	75	6	4
3380	It's my innovation on Goat Yoga	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
3381	On second thought, I do think a coffee table would look nice here!	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
3382	You’re right, I can achieve a work-life balance with pets!	1.1647	0.05252	85	75	6	4
3383	Impressive, but I'm still not going to let you buy a Parrot.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
3384	Yes, Gloria, we wouldn't lie to you for the sake of a good story. The stateroom really was this narrow!	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
3385	Whose got avoidance of intimacy issues now, Gladys?	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
3386	At least you can smile for these guys	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
3387	Honey,please,no feet on the furniture!	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
3388	Dear, aren’t we taking this roleplaying too seriously?	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
3389	You still haven't done the dishes... did you, dear?	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
3390	Hi, we’re the musicians from Bremen!	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
3391	Why yes, we have been keeping busy.	1.1646	0.05532	79	70	5	4
3392	If this doesn't prove it, I don't know what would.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
3393	The Internet said I could seduce you with one weird trick. How's this?	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
3394	See? Ontogeny does recapitulate phylogeny.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
3395	We did enjoy Bremen, but it's time to let it go.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
3396	The stopped doing "stupid pet tricks" when Letterman left the show.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
3397	Piggy back back back rides..."	1.1646	0.05532	79	70	5	4
3398	I know you would make a great father!	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
3399	Seriously?	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
3400	Home, home on my back, where the...	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
3401	Things escalated on the third lap.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
3402	And I call this act . . . "The Aristocrats!"	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
3403	Is that white wine?!	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
3404	Ed Sullivan went off the air decades ago	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
3405	My home-grown Nasmate isn't what it turned out to be.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
3406	I’ve either had too much or too little wine.	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
3407	I can’t believe the fish ranks above me in this house	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
3408	Is this what you meant by finding my inner balance?	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
3409	Now did you say you learn this pose from Bremen town?" 🐴🐕 🐈	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
3410	Have you seen the cow?	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
3411	Is this polyamorous enough for you?	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
3412	You want to go top or bottom?	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
3413	The. Answer is still No!	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
3414	When you said "I miss the circus," you meant "New York?"	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
3415	See, achieving work/life balance is easy!	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
3416	The fish thought it would cheer you up.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
3417	You know, Atlas, my first husband …”	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
3418	Ready?	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
3419	Why don't you join us?	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
3420	We’re forming a union!	1.1644	0.05857	73	65	4	4
3421	The Bremen Musicians!....you're the donkey!...a Democrat!	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
3422	Could you make us dinner, please	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
3423	I'd like to reassert the fact that our lamps are too big for our end tables.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
3424	It's time I got down-to-earth about our pet situation.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
3425	Honey, I have evolved.	1.1642	0.05862	67	59	5	3
3426	It's a new performance art piece I'm working on. You get on your back and I will climb on top of you. It will symbolize the crushing responsibilities of being the caretaker. The second half of the show, your parents discuss moving in.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
3427	I can never do enough for you...	1.1642	0.05862	67	59	5	3
3428	Look, I’d love a pony too but where would we put it?	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
3429	The fish will have to eveolve some before we take it on the road.	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
3430	For the love of God, can we please go back to Netflix?	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
3431	You wanna hop on?	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
3432	Do you need more proof of me being a 'balanced person' in life?	1.1642	0.05862	67	59	5	3
3433	Now, when I flip over really fast, the cat will catch the fish, the dog will catch the cat, and I will catch the dog, thus proving that the pandemic lockdowns have not been a total waste of time.	1.1639	0.06264	61	54	4	3
3434	Oh please honey, let us join you at the couch. We promise not to spill anything this time.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
3435	This is a difficult balancing act.	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
3436	Have we mentioned it's almost dinnertime?"	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
3437	Well sure its the food chain but I'm not going to eat the dog!	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
3438	It is going to be tricky to get you on the bottom.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
3439	What are you called this time?	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
3440	From now on, we’re negotiating sofa time as a team.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
3441	We’re a family and families do things together. So hop on, honey.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
3442	I don’t know where Tweedy went, but could you just take the picture!	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
3443	Guess I'm last in line for dinner, again!	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
3444	That's your PETA pyramid scheme?	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
3445	We would like a word about the parrot.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
3446	Jeez Patricia, it’s a family tree! Isn’t it your turn yet?!	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
3447	impressive, now who is getting Mommy more wine?	1.1628	0.05194	86	76	6	4
3448	Ringling Brothers just announced they’re coming back to the city”.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
3449	If I can perfect the back flip, we're headed straight to Vegas	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
3450	America's Got Talent here we come.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
3451	What has twelve legs, four heads, three tails, is underwater, and...oh, she's asleep.	1.1628	0.05194	86	76	6	4
3452	They didn’t think I’d get a second date without The A team at by back.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
3453	Think this might get us to a million YouTube subscribers?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
3454	Are you sure you dropped your earring here?	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
3455	Convincing your wife to leave her pyramid scheme in a language she understands	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
3456	How come the fish's at the top of your hierarchy of needs?	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
3457	Sit Ubu sit, good man.	1.1628	0.05451	86	77	4	5
3458	The beaver goes under me.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
3459	I'm just glad to rank higher than the lamp.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
3460	You can train them but you can't train me Honey.	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
3461	Dear, check if this is a category in Guinness.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
3462	Nope, I’m still mad.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
3463	I'm truly sorry for being petty.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
3464	Next time can we please just use the leather doggy outfit?	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
3465	Don’t expect me to get involved in this…	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
3466	Alright, alright, I'll hold the Chardonnay, just clap a little, please.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
3467	You carry the weight for a second, mama's gonna have herself a nice glass of wine.	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
3468	Can I get you a refill? Are you kidding me?	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
3469	If that’s your attitude, don’t complain when we take the vote.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
3470	That’s not what I meant when I asked you to take the pets for a walk.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
3471	No honey, it's not the fish that's high.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
3472	The slimy fish that wets the cat, that bites the dog, that claws me, in the napping house, before i go do the dishes	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
3473	I just fed all of you ten minutes ago!!!	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
3474	Nope. I still want a divorce.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
3475	I’m telling ya honey, this work from home thing has its benefits.	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
3476	Now I ask you, could an unbalanced person do this?	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
3477	Work, Life, Balance!	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
3478	Sorry guys, I told you she wouldn't be impressed...	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
3479	But it's turtles all the way down.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
3480	I always knew this would happen.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
3481	Twister? No, I am not interested in playing Twister right now.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
3482	I knew nothing good would come of binge-watching "Cheer"	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
3483	Piling on won't help!	1.1622	0.05451	74	65	6	3
3484	Just asking. Could you possibly practice your violin in the storage space?	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
3485	I'm sorry if I didn't believe you when you told me working from home would be a balancing act.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
3486	No. I don’t know where the parakeet is.	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
3487	They call us the Aristocrats.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
3488	Dang it! The parrot flew off, didn’t he?	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
3489	We're here to discuss your pet peeves.	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
3490	They're enlightened. All I have to say is, "Nama-stay!"	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
3491	I keep thinking it's Tuesday.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
3492	That acro yoga class is really paying off.” @capeannpoweryog	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
3493	Well this is what happens when you take the last baby goat at yoga, Deb!	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
3494	Three of us have to out…	1.1618	0.05780	68	60	5	3
3495	Good. Now, counterclockwise.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
3496	Yes, this will do very nicely.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
3497	See? I balance just as much as you do everyday too.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
3498	I call it "Pet Tricks and Chill".	1.1618	0.05780	68	60	5	3
3499	The order of a woman's priorities in the house.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
3500	Edgar, I asked for the remote.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
3501	We all lost the same bet.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
3502	I've introduced a new team-building activity.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
3503	For God’s sake we can go to PetSmart	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
3504	Fido, it takes a tenor for harmony.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3505	So long Cynthia, we're off to Bremen.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
3506	And you’re certain this is what they call a “TikTok”?	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
3507	Husband- “And how was work today honey?	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
3508	I said walk the pets. Not "WALK" the pets. caption	1.1613	0.06582	62	56	2	4
3509	Mr Scales needs your glass.	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
3510	See, I'm the only one who works here and Bubbles doesn't trickle anything down. Reagan was full of it, honey.	1.1613	0.06168	62	55	4	3
3511	White man's burden	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
3512	I’m kid ready.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3513	Please buy a television,” says everyone	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3514	There, see? We are capable of listening. Now can we get up?"	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
3515	We’re practicing for regionals.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
3516	I think I've finally got the whole dog, cat, fish balance thing down, but my life's another matter.	1.1609	0.05137	87	77	6	4
3517	Isn't break time over?	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3518	Is returning to the offer worth giving up on all of this?	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
3519	red wine	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3520	Now gently put the little rowboat on top.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3521	Ta da! Okay, now will you tell me what you did with remote?	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
3522	Are you sure you’re still not ready for children?	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
3523	I’m worried that I’ve wasted my life. No one wants to pay me to do this. I shouldn’t have listened to that fortune teller. I knew she was phony but she knew so much about me. I’m thankful that you’ve stuck with me through it all.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
3524	Fine, we can watch Bridgerton.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
3525	You had asked for more balance in your life.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
3526	impressive! I’m still not spending the weekend with your mother	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3527	Lately, life has been feeling like a real balancing act.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3528	Thanks for mansplaining pyramid schemes, but you'll need more fish.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
3529	We've got spirit. How about you?	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3530	Yes, we did leave out the parrot.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3531	You've made your point, Susan. I promise I'll do the dishes tomorrow.	1.1609	0.05137	87	77	6	4
3532	What's up with the fish?	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
3533	THATS IT, NO MORE CRACK FOR YOU	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
3534	Great Goddess of the Kitchen, we are hungry.	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
3535	The only one I can’t find is the monkey.	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
3536	Pandemic pranks	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
3537	But I thought you said you wanted a pony	1.1605	0.05403	81	72	5	4
3538	The pandemic really affected our drinking habits.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
3539	Why do you do this right before bedtime?	1.1605	0.04104	81	68	13	0
3540	I was thinking of joining the circus..Wada'ya think?	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
3541	Jealous much?	1.1605	0.05403	81	72	5	4
3542	Now if I could only get them to giggle.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
3543	What, we ran out of shows.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
3544	Aren’t you supposed to be writing?	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
3545	I just don't think the world is ready for another style of yoga.	1.1600	0.05383	75	66	6	3
3546	What do you think? America's got talent?"	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
3547	Well, Dear, which one of us is your favorite pet?	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
3548	I asked the dog if he wanted to play horsey and the other two were jealous and wanted to join in!	1.1600	0.05383	75	66	6	3
3549	We all have eyes for you!!!	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
3550	now are you convinced I am qualified to run for political office?	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
3551	Reorganizing at home is not the same thing as reorganizing at work.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
3552	See! How can you say that I don't like your pets!	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
3553	Proof that my life is balanced!	1.1600	0.05383	75	66	6	3
3554	Has everyone left by now?	1.1600	0.05383	75	66	6	3
3555	We can’t believe…you’re wearing your shoes are on the sofa	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
3556	Entertained yet?	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
3557	Are you sure that Siegfried and Roy got started this way?	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
3558	Which way is Bremen?	1.1600	0.05383	75	66	6	3
3559	I always knew you were an ass.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
3560	Sometimes animal-human cooperation is what you need to distribute workload.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
3561	Look, Helen; Families come in all shapes and sizes.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
3562	Is this really how I impress your dad?	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
3563	I don't think this is what your fellow veterinarians meant by work/life balance.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
3564	I was told to try “Stack Overflow” to get my questions answered!	1.1600	0.04262	75	63	12	0
3565	This couch smells like piss	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
3566	The fish taught us this	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
3567	You got any better ideas?	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
3568	The pets have a beef.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
3569	Is this your idea of balancing married life?	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
3570	Can you snap a picture for my Instagram account?	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3571	Can we please go back to regular baby goat yoga?"	1.1594	0.05700	69	61	5	3
3572	I don't know whether to drink more or less wine!	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
3573	Whatever we do, you’re still more interested in that glass if wine.	1.1594	0.04439	69	58	11	0
3574	What do you mean we're not symmetrical? That's not the point!	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
3575	Edith, may we please have treats?	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
3576	You deal with the empty nest your way--gulp, gulp--and I'll handle it mine...neigh.	1.1594	0.06063	69	62	3	4
3577	We’re helping Goldie train for her cheerleading tryout.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
3578	And I thought it was TURTLES all the way down.” 🐢 #sturgillsimpso	1.1594	0.04439	69	58	11	0
3579	My mother warned me about marrying a sculptor but I thought I’d enjoy being someone’s inspiration	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
3580	I learned about balance on this new podcast I’m listening to.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
3581	Petvasana.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
3582	It's called a humdogcaish. Like a turducken.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
3583	Honey, stop mansplaining how the pyramids were built!	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
3584	Amy, I'm humbled knowing you vowed to live alone, with only a goldfish. You adopted Fluffy, then Rover, and eventually let me move in. We all gratefully come before you now, knowing we stand on the shoulders of those who came before us.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
3585	We're going to call it "The Aristocrats!"	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
3586	C'mon honey we are all ready to go outside. put your wine down.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
3587	Just this once, could you use the side table for that?	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
3588	Is this what you meant by a pyramid scheme?	1.1591	0.03921	88	74	14	0
3589	Appreciate the nostalgic look back at Key West 2019, honey, but I'm focused on Cabernet 2022.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
3590	How’s this for EweTube?	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
3591	We’re going out to have fresh air.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
3592	Its pet yoga; you gotta try it. It beats a goat anyday.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
3593	And they think balancing the economy is tough…!?	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
3594	Now do you understand the Tower of Hanoi puzzle?	1.1591	0.05082	88	78	6	4
3595	You’re terrific. But the circus doesn’t allow animals anymore.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
3596	It became clear. She only desired the goldfish.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
3597	Since I can't seem to do anything right around here, I'm going with Plan B.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
3598	I think… I’m ready to have kids🙄	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
3599	Ready to come aboard?	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
3600	I don't know anything about Bremen. This is the only thing that helps with my sciatica.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
3601	I figured this would be a good way to leave a Lighter Footprint.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
3602	Can you get the doorbell, Dear?"	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
3603	Bird cage, please!	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
3604	We're hoping this makes it easier for you to pay a little more attention to the four of us.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
3605	Honey, please join our Red Cross home fire evacuation drill.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
3606	We were conceptualizing it as an inside-out terducken.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
3607	I wasn’t kidding…NO TREATS! We trying to do our part for the supply chain problem.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
3608	See I can multi-task too!	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
3609	I know life is a balancing act! You don’t have to rub it in!	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
3610	The fish is photo shopped.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
3611	Now doesn’t this make looking for the back of my earring more fun?	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
3612	Submission” to New Yorke	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
3613	Hey, a quick pic for Instagram and we could win a free trip to Wales!	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
3614	Honey, have you seen my contact lens that I dropped? The cat and dog on my back also lost theirs, if you’ve seen those.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
3615	It's feeding time.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
3616	Here Tweety bird, here Tweety bird!	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
3617	OK, but can the bird swim?	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3618	Do I have to sing ‘Tippy Toes,’ too?	1.1579	0.04211	76	64	12	0
3619	Are all those spots on the coach bed bug droppings? Gross!	1.1579	0.05316	76	67	6	3
3620	The healthy virus food pyramid.	1.1579	0.05316	76	67	6	3
3621	Hey, Einstein. There is no fourth dimension.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3622	The rooster flew the coop.	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
3623	We really need a real horse,	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3624	Heavy petting isn’t as fun as it used to be.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3625	I'm not impressed, this stunt is just one more of my pet peeves	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3626	There are only two types of people in the world women and children.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
3627	We’re Not getting a pony	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
3628	Well at least it's easier than balancing your cheque book.	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
3629	There won't be any biscuits today no matter what all of you do!	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3630	Justice, at last!	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3631	The therapist said Family Yoga includes the whole family, so be a team player and get on over here into position.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3632	I'm taking them out on a real pub crawl!	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3633	You’re always telling me to get off your back, but you never bother to look at mine.	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
3634	takes deep breath and sings “There’s aaaa- fish in a bowl on the cat on the dog on the husband in the middle of the rug”	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3635	I promise Karen, I’m not a one trick pony!	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
3636	No, it was the goldfish’s idea.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
3637	Only if you are micro-dosing will this make any sense…	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
3638	Have you tried the fish as the base?"	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
3639	Seriously? A band? Can’t you just buy a convertible or take up cycling like a normal has-been?	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
3640	I'm working on strengthening my spine, honey!	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
3641	I think I'll pass on seeing your downward facing dog.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
3642	Cute, but I’m still not making dinner tonight!	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
3643	Lockdown charades were becoming increasingly obscure…	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
3644	No matter I stack it, my mother was right.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
3645	And just like that..she realized she was at the top of the food chain	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
3646	Waiting for my treat....	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
3647	B&B Pet Training turned out to be Barnum and Bailey.	1.1571	0.05623	70	62	5	3
3648	Come hither my pets. Show me your genitalia	1.1571	0.05623	70	62	5	3
3649	The adoption agency said that you were a class act,but I have my doubts.	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
3650	I could snap my fingers and wake all of you up but this is way too much fun!	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
3651	lol wut why do you have all those animals on your back?	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
3652	Started training for vacation with your family.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
3653	Does this performance replace the ones in bed?	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
3654	On second thought, you were right. We have room in the budget for as many streaming services as you'd like.	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
3655	Please look at me! Please, me, me, me	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
3656	Simon likes animal acts, so I think we stand a chance.	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
3657	no, you cant have a sip!	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
3658	Are you not entertained Gladys?	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
3659	You’re going to have to do better than that	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
3660	We're supposed to be your hierarchical needs pyramid.	1.1566	0.05279	83	74	5	4
3661	And there you have it - the Theory of Evolution.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
3662	There were no Ubers available.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
3663	Is that MY wine you're drinking??	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
3664	Very clever. What's your encore?	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
3665	There is a new chain of being as a result of our narcissistic humanity.	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
3666	There's a definite hierarchy developing here	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
3667	See this entertainment? Still upset about me cancelling the streaming subscriptions	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
3668	Well, aren't you going to play?	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
3669	The buck stops here.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
3670	Do you recall where we keep the beach ball?	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
3671	Shall we sing for our supper?	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
3672	OK everyone, on the count of three, flip.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
3673	We are truly sorry we forgot your birthday yesterday	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
3674	I can see that you are finally achieving balance in your life, dear.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
3675	Your have our undivided attention !	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
3676	Not good enough for America's Got Talent	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
3677	Oh yeah? I bet Simon and Howie like it!	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
3678	Quick, honey! Call “America’s Got Talent!	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
3679	I don’t miss goat yoga as much as I thought I would.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
3680	I hope Netflix catalogue get’s something new soon…	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
3681	I’m going to need another glass of wine for Jenga tonight.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
3682	Working from home gives me a lot of extra time to develop new skills.	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
3683	Having trained pets, I gather, is your thing?	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
3684	It was this or just sit around drinking wine for two years.	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
3685	Our act is called The Aristocrats	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
3686	Now,roll over	1.1562	0.04984	96	86	5	5
3687	Turducken seemed too ambitious	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
3688	Do you think we’d qualify for Daytona?	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
3689	Are you sure that this is your hierarchy of needs?	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
3690	I'm going to need your help to reposition the snake.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
3691	We’ve been very productive during the ‘stay at home’ mandates	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
3692	Stop trembling, the fishbowl is shaking.	1.1558	0.05250	77	68	6	3
3693	See? You don't need those expensive goat yoga classes.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
3694	I’ve been checking out budget fares to Bremen.	1.1558	0.05250	77	68	6	3
3695	C’mon, say something! This time the fish has a snail on it’s back.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
3696	So how is this supposed to enhance our love life?	1.1558	0.05566	77	69	4	4
3697	Good STAY. Good STAY. Now ROLLOVER.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
3698	Contemporary version of the town musicians of Bremen?!	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
3699	You would all be cuter if you learned how to do something.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
3700	So, we're calling our break dancing group "Doggy Style".	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
3701	What else have you got? AGT has some amazing competition	1.1558	0.04161	77	65	12	0
3702	Hurry, Marge--the guppy means business.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
3703	Why can’t we just play scrabble like every Saturday evening ?	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
3704	In the metaverse, you can be your real self, live the life of your dreams with no limits.	1.1558	0.04161	77	65	12	0
3705	I can’t help it, it’s just my nature	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
3706	We've bonded so well during the pandemic; we're sorry you're back going into the office.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
3707	We’re asking your permission to go out…	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
3708	“You had me at Fido.”	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
3709	Can’t even do a cat cow without a pile on.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
3710	Sobriety isn’t for everyone…	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
3711	2 weeks into curbing their screen time	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
3712	The monkey that was on my back is getting you another glass of wine.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
3713	We’re a fragile ecosystem here.	1.1552	0.05924	58	51	5	2
3714	No sudden moves guys, remember she's more scared of us then we are of her.	1.1552	0.06415	58	52	3	3
3715	We need fresh water, please!	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
3716	You'll have to feed the goldfish tonight.	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
3717	Honey, can you get the ant farm?	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
3718	We’re working on the cat snatching the fish from the bowl, while the dog goes into a kneeling position, and I do a double handclap.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
3719	I know this looks tricky but I couldn’t find the goat anywhere	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
3720	Impressive, but I’m more interested in your bank balance.	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
3721	I should have believed you when you said it was a pyramid scheme.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
3722	Are you enjoying this, you sadist?	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
3723	Ever since we became empty nesters I’ve had so much more time to explore my true passions in life. s	1.1549	0.05899	71	64	3	4
3724	Awkward family photo poses are in now honey	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
3725	If we win America’s Got Talent, we can finally get out of this tiny apartment.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
3726	Three words... a quotation or phrase... three syllables... and four animals?!	1.1548	0.05219	84	75	5	4
3727	None of you can find my earring?	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
3728	The fish was the one that found it.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
3729	If you don't want to play, just say so.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
3730	So, you've figured out your status in the pecking order of this household.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
3731	We would like to ask for your hand in marriage.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
3732	Okay! This one-upping my goat yoga has got to stop!"	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
3733	Think we're ready for America's Got Talent?	1.1548	0.05219	84	75	5	4
3734	Sit up, then fetch the newspaper.	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
3735	Wanna play?	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
3736	Sure this is your scale of preferences?	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
3737	Are you sure this looks like the icon of. St.Francis of Assisi?	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
3738	No, really. First hand me the glass and then get down.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
3739	I’m starting to rethink my philosophy major.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
3740	I’m not sure this is how Maslow pyramid works…	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
3741	Did I read that correctly?	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
3742	it's a neopolitan. Get it? Like vanilla, strawberry, chocolate?	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
3743	Would you go get the parrot?	1.1546	0.04713	97	86	7	4
3744	This is how all the special creatures in your life stack up.	1.1546	0.04935	97	87	5	5
3745	Quickly, get me the goldfish flakes before our next trick.	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
3746	Now, will you let us join the circus?	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
3747	They're just Bremen with enthusiasm.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
3748	You are going to have to believe me, Stacey. They have eased Covid restrictions. We can go out now.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
3749	It's not fair that the burden of entertaining the pets falls only on me.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
3750	Donatello thinks it's too close to theology, and he refuses to participate.	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
3751	Please do something, we've been stuck like this for days	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
3752	Sharing domestic duties is a tough balancing act for a guy.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
3753	Mommy, feed me?	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
3754	I'm sorry babe, but the circus is calling and we must go.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
3755	Dear,when will it be your turn to balance the home life? You've had the work life for awhile...	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
3756	To make it complete, we need to find a horse.	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
3757	We're a cinch for the Stupid Pet Tricks Olympics.	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
3758	I bribed the cat.	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
3759	Where is Ed Sullivan when I need him?	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
3760	I thought you said “rushing” nesting doll.	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
3761	Like drummers in a rock band, many of Finn's predecessors met their demise too early in life.	1.1538	0.05896	65	58	4	3
3762	Obviously an evolutionary biologist could explain it better but the bottom line is I'm not going to church Sunday.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
3763	Will you please feed us now?	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
3764	Just going around the block. See you in a few.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
3765	Mother May I, with a dog, a cat AND a fish on my back...?	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
3766	No, honey, this is not what I meant when I said you should find balance in your life.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
3767	Happy Women's History month, dear!	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
3768	I see the chain here, but where is my food??!	1.1538	0.05186	78	69	6	3
3769	No, we can’t get a pet tiger	1.1538	0.05186	78	69	6	3
3770	NOW do you hate online classes?	1.1529	0.05160	85	76	5	4
3771	" Oh dear, we forgot mom."	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
3772	Honey, I'm stuck right now until I get this bitch with her white pussy and fishy crap off my back...but is that a "mega pint" of wine in your hand?	1.1529	0.05160	85	76	5	4
3773	Whadda ya think,hon?	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
3774	For our next tableau, I will juggle doggie bones, our dog will catch the bones and eat the marrow while the cat will spill the fish bowl, drink the water and eat the fish. Burp!	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
3775	Obedience training was totally worth it...	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
3776	Yes, Boss!!!	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
3777	This is our Harry and David imitation." Cal Bellamy, Munster, I	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
3778	'It's raining cats and dogs, and I can't find Moby.	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
3779	Eat the dog, then the cat, to win the fish?	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
3780	The answer was "Discworld"	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
3781	WE ARE YOUR PETS. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
3782	Cmon hun, obviously we are the Empire State Building	1.1529	0.05160	85	76	5	4
3783	Honey- is this what you mean when you say it’s difficult balancing all the responsibilities of being a working mother?	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
3784	Now…once and for all…WHO’S your mommy?	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
3785	Is this what you mean by the mental load?	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
3786	I’m still glad that I took dare over truth. Unless, of course, you decide to add one more pet.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
3787	If this doesn't win the talent show, nothing will.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
3788	Ed Sullivan would have loved you guys. Does the fish do impressions?	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
3789	So, the goldfish represents the early Crypto investors.	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
3790	I think we have Red Panda’s half-time show beat! What do you think?	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
3791	Hot yoga with goats is so yesterday	1.1528	0.04270	72	61	11	0
3792	Every time Covid comes back, I feel I need to up the ante.	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
3793	I thought you said you wanted to spice things up between us.	1.1528	0.04270	72	61	11	0
3794	My Yoga instructor says if I hold my planks correctly, I should be able to balance a wine glass on my back. Wait until she sees this feat!	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
3795	I see your point: doggy-style can hurt	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
3796	Stop begging and fetch me another bottle	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
3797	Honey I've got to sneeze.Ah...	1.1528	0.05474	72	64	5	3
3798	Will THIS open the portal that gets us comprehensive gun legislation???	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
3799	Good try, but I prefer the juggling act more	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
3800	I said cat cow, you imbecile"	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
3801	Just one question, dear: How long do I have to keep the pets off your new carpeting?	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
3802	I don't fit in with this family.	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
3803	Come on, you keep saying you are the foundation of this family.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3804	Im on the bottom because we stacked by order of intelligence.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
3805	Honestly, your work from home plan isn’t working for me.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
3806	Sorry,we are out of eggs.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3807	What do you mean you just canceled your Tiktok account?	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
3808	We call it "Cirque du Proposal..."	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
3809	A contact lens, a bone, some string, and a treasure chest...don't just sit there, help us look.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
3810	I'm calling our act "the aristocats"	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
3811	It is reverse revolution. Life in the sea is on top.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
3812	At what level is your Martini?	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
3813	Come on, Grace. One more, and we make it to America's Got Talent.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
3814	Honey, could you grab the ant farm?	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
3815	We absolutely recognize your superiority and it has nothing to do with yesterday's refusal to cook another meal.	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
3816	You balance your way. I’ll balance mine.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
3817	I just think we could be more on top of things at home.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
3818	We're begging you! Finish your wine and feed us!	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
3819	this is all a round-about-way to ask you: any ideas for dinner?	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
3820	I need more wine for this…	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
3821	We will literally starve.	1.1515	0.06199	66	60	2	4
3822	When did you close your Instagram account?	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
3823	I don't know you are begging or trying to impress me with your flexibility; but it's not gonna happen tonight.	1.1515	0.05811	66	59	4	3
3824	I’m redefining Maslow's hierarchy of needs for you.	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
3825	Scooch over. The news is on.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
3826	I told you there’s no need to pay all that money to see a chiropractor	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
3827	That’s cute but I’m still not making dinner tonight.	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
3828	You're telling me NOW about the No Pets policy for this Broadway audition!	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
3829	Linda, stop calling it a pyramid scheme!	1.1515	0.05811	66	59	4	3
3830	Let me be your rock!	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
3831	No! I’m never fixing turduckin for Thanksgiving again!	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
3832	Let's hope the sea monkeys don't destabilize the fish.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
3833	Everything’s on back order these days.	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
3834	They wanted to go for a walk.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
3835	Madogcatfish"	1.1509	0.04404	106	94	8	4
3836	I call it Paul’s Hierarchy of Vexations.	1.1507	0.05403	73	65	5	3
3837	This pet yoga fad is a bit precarious!	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
3838	Want to join?	1.1507	0.05744	73	66	3	4
3839	Cute, but I ain't no one trick pony.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
3840	I told you, we shouldn't sell the monkey!	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
3841	Hierarchy of the house.	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
3842	Before you get too comfy, we’re hungry.	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
3843	This diversity training is killing my back!	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
3844	Ok, Ok. I will make you dinner!	1.1507	0.05403	73	65	5	3
3845	We All Need You To Smile	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
3846	Just when I got the monkey off my back . . . .	1.1507	0.05403	73	65	5	3
3847	Also, I think it's time to rebalance your portfolio.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
3848	you asked me to be more animalistic in the bedroom - is this good enough?	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
3849	You wanted me to explain the web of life.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
3850	You're on all fours now beg.	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
3851	My yoga instructor told me to try cat cow,I couldn	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
3852	Darling, isn't that taking the 'please remove your shoes' request a bit far?	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
3853	It's not collective bargaining, just an appeal for sustenance.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
3854	Hmmm…my guess is that you’re the Leaning Tower of Pisa?	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
3855	Okay, so after this I get to fuck your husband right?	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
3856	Didn’t you used to be top of the pyramid?	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
3857	How much longer do we need to stay like this? I can feel the dogs leg starting to cock.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
3858	They want to know why this is called piggy back.	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
3859	No, not an attention getting device but Tic-Tok circus rehearsal.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3860	We all want to know what's for dinner?	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3861	I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
3862	Want to play piggyback with the rest of the family?	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3863	Let's see..I am going to have the cat eat the fish and the man walk the dog.	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
3864	If you had only gone down on your knees, Dayenu!	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3865	Our live art installation will be called "Fishy Cat Dog Human". The cat came up with it.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3866	I'm looking for an earwig.	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
3867	If this isn't an example of interspecies cooperation, I don't know what is.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3868	Its better than walking on eggshells	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
3869	You probably can't see it, but there's a snail in there.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3870	I told you I only wanted a fish	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3871	The whole trick is getting out of this predicament.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
3872	Have you spiked my drink?	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3873	Things you’ll never see…	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
3874	Honey, I’m ready to quit my accounting job. I’ve been working on a new act that will win on America’s Got Talent!	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3875	Stirred, or shaken?	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3876	You could tell which of the two the cat really liked	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
3877	We call our act The Aristocrats.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
3878	No. We are not going to the hippo rescue this afternoon.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
3879	Are you sure this is how they did it on Ed Sullivan?	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
3880	I'm taking goat yoga to a new level.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
3881	Sort of a modern turducken	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
3882	It’s very impressive, honey, but maybe get the Cirque du Soleil offer in writing before you quit?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
3883	Didn't I see you at Times Square?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
3884	Tryouts for this year’s pandemic cheerleading squad remote learning are this Friday.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
3885	What do you mean I don’t help out enough around the house? Are you seeing this?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
3886	I’m carrying the whole team on my back	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
3887	Somehow I knew I wouldn't like working from home.	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
3888	I like to achieve a good work/play balance.	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
3889	”Apologize accepted “	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
3890	Honey, what's in your drink? We are not a pagoda!	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
3891	Just don't ask me to bend over backwards.	1.1493	0.05728	67	60	4	3
3892	I just can't be with anyone who puts all their pets above me." Thomas Frizzell, Crockett, T	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
3893	Marge, when are ya gonna have some kids??	1.1493	0.05728	67	60	4	3
3894	Guinness book of records? No. UTube viral hit? You betcha!	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
3895	Don't you get how hard it is being the bedrock and sole support of this family?	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
3896	I'm not sure I care for the way things are stacking up in our relationship.	1.1486	0.04164	74	63	11	0
3897	Too bad the circus has already left town.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
3898	Have you seen the mouse?	1.1486	0.04164	74	63	11	0
3899	Do you see the importance of a strong foundation?	1.1486	0.05670	74	67	3	4
3900	Perfect ordering of my priorities	1.1486	0.04164	74	63	11	0
3901	Even Tik Tok wont' believe it!	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
3902	The eyes have it!	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
3903	Nice try, now flip the order!	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
3904	Come on Carol,we still need a horse.	1.1486	0.05333	74	66	5	3
3905	Quick, grab your cell phone so that we can post this on Facebook!	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
3906	some cairn do, some cairn't	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
3907	You're always after me to achieve balance in my life.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
3908	Quick, get the hamster!	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
3909	Honey, have you ever heard of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs?	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
3910	No. You missed your chance.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
3911	And then I bet your brother the fishbowl wouldn’t balance and he left laughing.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
3912	We're your biggest cheerleaders.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
3913	Please leave me alone John, I had a long day	1.1486	0.05333	74	66	5	3
3914	I said, you’re my pet, not you’re my pests.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
3915	Again, I'm SORRY for throwing my coffe mug through the TV screen.	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
3916	Could you possibly treat me as well as you do our pets?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
3917	All I’m asking is that we consider cutting one streaming channel.	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
3918	A happy wife is a happy life	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
3919	The parakeet flew away.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
3920	For goodness sake, Agnes, please don't buy that horse.	1.1481	0.06147	54	48	4	2
3921	Can you bring me the parakeet?	1.1481	0.03972	81	69	12	0
3922	You’re sure this’ll bring back Walter Cronkite?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
3923	'Honey, what else do I have to do for your forgiveness?"	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
3924	Sorry. Ringling Brothers has ditched all animal acts for the foreseeable future. Try MGM.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
3925	I didn’t realize it was a pyramid scheme	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
3926	Great job boys! ... I think she's dead.	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
3927	How did you get the fish on board with that?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
3928	Who needs cable, baby?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
3929	Five more minutes and then we play Jenga.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
3930	For Nicki, the pandemic WASN’T over as she and Mike tried to outdo themselves in their home version of AGT	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
3931	Am I the only one in this house that doesn't believe the floor is lava?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
3932	Don't worry honey, it's only elephants from here on down.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
3933	Now, will you give me a taste of your exclusive wine?	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
3934	What a clever version of evolution to show the kids.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
3935	You're on top, honey	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
3936	How many episodes of “The Housewives” can you binge in one night?	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
3937	and now to balance the work side	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
3938	We're running away from home and joining the circus. Whaddaya think?!	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
3939	This picture is four stories in the making.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
3940	Can you Google “Long Covid”?	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
3941	A coffee table will be less expensive than my chiropractor bills.	1.1471	0.05647	68	61	4	3
3942	OK, the spider ate the fly, and the fish ate the spider. Now give us a hand and put the fish where the cat can reach it.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
3943	… and if you thought a PowerPoint on a first date wasn’t enough, he then tried explaining the food pyramid to me with visual aides…	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
3944	‘So, do you really think this is TikTok worthy?’	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
3945	Uh oh. I think she saw us, guys.	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
3946	And that’s why we need a turtle.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3947	This happens every time I say we're go to the vet.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3948	Kinky enough for ya?	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
3949	It's a great act and the costume color coordination is perfect, but Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus has banned all animal acts	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
3950	All you need is a rooster!	1.1467	0.05265	75	67	5	3
3951	Can't you just watch TV like everyone else?	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
3952	Ok, so who's gonna blink first?	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
3953	Next we do the hard part.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3954	Of course it’s not a scary haircut! Why do you ask?	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3955	Tv isn’t what it used to be	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
3956	The tricky part is the goldfish bowl.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3957	I know it's hard to imagine that even the fish is sorry...	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3958	Look honey you have to balance, not juggle, the pets.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3959	Dogs, cats, even fish, seek a healthy balance in their relationships.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
3960	Errr, Noah's Ark?	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
3961	Got anything else? Still not sure why I feed and clean up after you.	1.1467	0.05265	75	67	5	3
3962	I only wanted a drink, not a side show.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
3963	Tired of the usual sex games, Ralph tried something new/old to get Estelle's attention.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
3964	Tower of “Style”	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3965	Best trained pets of the pandemic!	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
3966	So you’re the donkey?	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3967	Come on Sandra. We need one more to do the TikTok challenge	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3968	Best six months ever spent in my entire life	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
3969	On night 5 of no screen time, getting sober is out of the question.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
3970	So this is life at the bottom of the food chain.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
3971	No tricks today...I just want to enjoy my glass of wine. Now get!	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
3972	Are you hungry or just bored?	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
3973	So, how was your trip to Bremen?	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
3974	Get off my back, Harry.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
3975	I think I'm losing interest in email.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
3976	Well sweetie, we hope you can add to our pandemic fun.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
3977	Something’s gotta give.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
3978	You wanted to spice things up.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
3979	Please don't call me Pet	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
3980	I forgive the fish	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
3981	Clearly Mom Is Blind...	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
3982	I give you……..The Pyramid of Need!	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
3983	Great, Bill. For your next trick, paint the bathroom.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
3984	Louise, you're damned hard to please!	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
3985	I learwned	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
3986	But what about the dishes, Herb?	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
3987	Just call me Yertle	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
3988	Ringling Brothers said ditch the animals, and we’ll talk.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
3989	Hey babe have you ever heard of The Aristocrats?	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
3990	SURE it’s good to get that MONKEY off my back…	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
3991	I don’t care how much you beg - we are not getting a pet for the goldfish	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
3992	On your hand and knees.	1.1461	0.04938	89	80	5	4
3993	I’ve been a bad wittle boy.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
3994	'And this is why I don't want kids!"	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
3995	Here is your pyramid of needs, honey	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
3996	It’s the only car you can legally drive while intoxicated.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
3997	All right, I'll feed you all.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
3998	Move and you're cat food.	1.1458	0.04907	96	87	4	5
3999	Next time cable goes out I will get you a better vintage.	1.1456	0.04451	103	92	7	4
4000	Petflix and chill	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4001	See,we can all get along. Dinner now,pretty please?	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
4002	I've reduced the footprint of my pets, so can they stay?	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
4003	I didn’t say ‘back with three beasts’	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
4004	Why do I always feel like I’m on the bottom of the totem pole in this house?	1.1452	0.05560	62	55	5	2
4005	And your at the top of the food chain.	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
4006	Are you sure you wouldn’t rather watch something on Netflix?	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
4007	Now - quick, honey. The Tick-Tock!	1.1449	0.04269	69	59	10	0
4008	Just another Saturday night at the Johnson’s.	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
4009	The whole family has come to ask for forgiveness!	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
4010	So now do you understand the “turtles all the way down” joke?	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
4011	What do I have to do to make it up to you?	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
4012	please don't tell me it's my turn to take care of the pets?	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
4013	With great power comes great responsibility, right honey?	1.1449	0.04269	69	59	10	0
4014	The newest love language…performance acts	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
4015	I didn’t organize this intervention, the (CAT) did	1.1449	0.04269	69	59	10	0
4016	Honey, please don’t make us go Vegan	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
4017	We need a stronger base	1.1449	0.05569	69	62	4	3
4018	fine, I'll feed you.	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
4019	I just back-ordered our new sofa.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4020	We could call ourselves “The Aristocrats!”; but maybe you have an idea for a different act	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4021	Logistically, you have to eat me last.	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
4022	We are your personal living Cairn.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4023	They call it "reverse pecking order" or "bottom up food chain"	1.1447	0.05199	76	68	5	3
4024	An elephant seems a bit far-fetched	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4025	It's either that or on the fish.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4026	Can you explain again how this helps my back?	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4027	We need to talk about wine o'clock. Tell her Goldie.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4028	I think the cat wants a slurp of your martini.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4029	Don’t you get it? We are on all fours, except the fish because it’s not a mammal.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4030	Clearly I haven't had time to look for a new job yet.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4031	Cat, dog, man, female order of Animal importance.	1.1447	0.05199	76	68	5	3
4032	Ringling Brothers is bringing back the circus.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4033	Don’t you dare ask what’s on Netflix!	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4034	So is this what students are teaching in school these days?	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4035	Why can't you also help me look for my contact!?	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4036	Honey,do you think I need CAT Scan?	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
4037	we may have taken the empty nest thing too far	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4038	mum feed me pleaaase 😢	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4039	The househusband ladies and gentlemen has never looked so good	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4040	I'm telling you, frat boys made up this move. 'Leaning Tower of Pisa' is not a real thing people do	1.1447	0.05199	76	68	5	3
4041	🇮🇹🧢🕶🚬🥤😾🍕🤌🏼WheN dA WiFe COMez HOMe FrOm WRK tO dA WRK FrOm HOMe HUSBANd‼️	1.1447	0.05199	76	68	5	3
4042	Yeah, we're kind of feminists.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
4043	Now top off my wine without spilling this time.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
4044	Going back to work in the office no longer suits me.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4045	OK, I give in, the Maslow Hierarchy is a real thing!	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4046	Very funny. Now remove the goldfish bowl.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4047	Mock me if you must, but the HOA won't let us have a chicken or a donkey.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4048	Oh I know I can get you all on all fours and beg...except maybe the fish...but who can lick it the best?" Man: "Honey, I want to lick the pussy!" Dog: "WOOF! Peanut butter!" Cat:" Is it furry like me?" Fish: "Not lickin nuthin', proll smell like me	1.1446	0.05180	83	75	4	4
4049	Could we please go outside again…	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4050	Hence why we should buy a bettle.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
4051	How 'bout now? Feel like your life is balanced now?	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4052	Honey, you quit Guantanamo.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4053	If you think this is impressive, you should see me with circus animals.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4054	Playing the underdog, darling, improves my emotional balance.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4055	Mary, I think you’ve taken on our cat’s unimpressed vibe to heart.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4056	By which part are you specifically ‘not impressed’ honey?	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4057	Hop on; the ride’s free.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4058	I said you are the biggest pest, with and s!	1.1444	0.04886	90	81	5	4
4059	The turtles and elephants were busy	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
4060	The evolution of man	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4061	While you were drinking wine, I did get the monkey off my back.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
4062	Ok ok! I accept!	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4063	Quick. Take a picture. Otherwise nobody will believe this.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4064	This is how desperate we've become for a return to the good old days... when you fed us the right amount of food	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4065	so it’s basically this except turtles all the way down	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
4066	As a vet, I’m trained to balance work and play….Marry us!	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
4067	I'm applying for a pension in Bremen	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4068	No, I didn't think about what to do next!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4069	Who has been the Best Good Boy?	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4070	The parrot isn’t any fun.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4071	Get them off? Never! You'd never ask that if you realized how difficult it was to put them on!"	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4072	Pet cairns anyone?	1.1429	0.05476	63	56	5	2
4073	Blind dates before Jenga.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4074	O.k. I see your point. We can go back to watching T.V.	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
4075	We’re stacked up seeking a small amount of your attention,please.	1.1429	0.05476	63	56	5	2
4076	Now will you make dinner?	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
4077	That feeling when it's 2035 and the feminists have taken over.	1.1429	0.05457	77	70	3	4
4078	Are you absolutely positive	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
4079	What d’you mean you forgot to buy the motorcyle?	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
4080	Trust me. At Cirque du Soleil we have costumes.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4081	All creatures great and small reporting for duty as ordered my pet. How may we be of assistance?	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
4082	So you think adding the fish will help us get on America's Got talent?	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
4083	I know its mother's day but come on. . .	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
4084	We’re not going to Paris, but here’s an Eye-full Tower!	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
4085	We were short a rooster	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
4086	One wrong move and I’m getting sushi with my Chabli,, yeah”.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
4087	Don’t look so surprised I’ve decided! I’m the WOMAN of the house!	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
4088	Well, is it a goer or not?!	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
4089	We thought it would be humiliating having to sing for our supper.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4090	Darlene, there's room for one more.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
4091	You've never heard of Maslow's Pyramid?	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
4092	They all support my proposal.	1.1429	0.05493	70	63	4	3
4093	I think it's time we splurge for that ottoman	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4094	So imagine I'm turtles all the way down.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4095	Tomorrow, can we have dinner BEFORE wine time?	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4096	We just want to make you proud	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
4097	If at first you don't succeed, try try again	1.1429	0.05457	77	70	3	4
4098	C'mon. I need you to put that down and get in here if we are going to win Americas Got Talent	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
4099	Just don’t sit there…do something!	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
4100	Can you run out and get us some barnacles?	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
4101	The family that piggybacks together stays together.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4102	Where’s the gerbil?	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
4103	Please be my pet!	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4104	Honey why not drop that sherry and join us for the TV workout?	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
4105	Sure that’s Facebook ready but you’re going to need more for Instagram	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
4106	We can't really afford that trip to Egypt but will this do?	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
4107	Honey, you know 'Goldy' is scared of heights.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
4108	I'm only going to ask you once!	1.1429	0.05925	63	57	3	3
4109	If you can’t top me, can’t you top me off?	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
4110	We have seen the truth Sharon. Come, join the tower and we will fill the litter box together.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
4111	Do you think we’re ready?	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
4112	All who need my constant attention and care please stack up	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4113	Things to consider before getting a pet	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4114	The Great Reshuffle	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
4115	See honey, I am always bending over backwards for you	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
4116	It’s called an existential crisis, darling. Amazon Prime me some plankton.	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
4117	You know I charge extra for the goldfish"	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
4118	We nailed it at the halftime show at the Super Bowl !	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4119	We need to eat. The least you can do is balance the household budget.	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
4120	Can we come back into the bed now?	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4121	For some strange reason I thought I was at the top of the food pyramid. Go figure…	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
4122	I was wondering the same thing.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
4123	With a bit more practice, the Olympic Committee ought to approve this.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4124	No no no! its not beastiality! The animals aren	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
4125	Show me a trick using hoops and balls and you get your meals.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4126	We're rehearsing for America's Got Talent - mixed species variety.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4127	Okay, now get down here. After all, you're the basis of everything.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4128	Well, the pyramids were not built in a day either.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4129	Not even on America Has Talent	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4130	Honey, swallowing a fly is not such a big deal. These things happen, I don't know why.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4131	Whenever you say "c'mere pet," we never know who you're referring to.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4132	It's called "The Aristocrats"	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4133	As you can see, it’s a multi-level marketing opportunity, not a pyramid scheme.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4134	Sweetheart, I’m sure America’s Got Talent will love it	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4135	These 3 Tips Will Help You Find Balance In Your Marriage -Huff Post	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4136	Are you sure you want to RTO?	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4137	Males-only pyramid, Beth.	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
4138	Kneel down in front go me, I'm going to try to mount you without spilling the fish.	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
4139	I don't know how I feel about the latest rankings."	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
4140	Pick just one	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
4141	We can take this act on the road and make lots of money.	1.1408	0.05418	71	64	4	3
4142	We've been working on this act for weeks.	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
4143	Honey, it might be a problem that if we were to go in order of how much we eat, you might be at the top.	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
4144	The dog will need a treat – the rest of us are doing it just for the challenge.	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
4145	(Am I really supposed to find this amusing, AGAIN?)	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
4146	One of us made that stain on the couch, but we stand before you in solidarity.	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
4147	Ha! Now, you need a flat space? How bourgeois!	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
4148	Now that you've had the fly hors d'oeuvre, may I serve the next three courses?	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
4149	It’s a demo of Darwin’s Evolution of our family !	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
4150	Happy wife happy life, my foot.	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
4151	We are all begging you…no more The Queen episodes!	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
4152	And voilà! So what did you think of my homemade, locally-sourced, pandemic-friendly Cirque du Soleil show?	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
4153	I just bent down for a second to look for my contact lens.	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
4154	24 hours and it's a record.	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
4155	Is that your versión of the Cat in the Hat?	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
4156	For God's sake, Alice, look at us. You have months left to finish bingeing the first two seasons of Bridgerton	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
4157	Nice, you added a goldfish...	1.1408	0.05778	71	65	2	4
4158	Does this reflect your hierarchy of needs?	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
4159	That our relationship is precarious.	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
4160	Well, I guess it's not turtles all the way down.	1.1406	0.05395	64	57	5	2
4161	Quick, get the gerbil!	1.1406	0.05395	64	57	5	2
4162	It's not Ponzi. Good guess, but try again.	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
4163	Is this what you mean by a balanced home life?	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
4164	I assure you it was all the fishes idea.	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
4165	Could I interest you in a five way?	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
4166	I brought back up in case.	1.1404	0.05274	57	50	6	1
4167	Permission to come aboard!”	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
4168	Yes we the males supplicate to your authority. How's about some dinner?"	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
4169	It's petit four. Four layers of pet, pet it.	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
4170	I will listen to one complaint at time.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
4171	Irene, we're begging you...Please don't leave!	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
4172	I personally find it impressive but it is not really Cirque du Soleil material.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4173	This is not what I had in mind when I suggested we get a little freaky.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
4174	So you WERE listening when I was talking about the zoo?	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4175	Don't sneeze.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
4176	Is this is vertical relationship?	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4177	My life is balanced after divorce	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
4178	I’ll admit we may have been getting addicted to the TV, but can you just please give me the remote?	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
4179	I am the Cat in the Hat and I will show you a good trick.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4180	The trick, really, is not three animals at once: it's getting the cat to cooperate	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4181	Is this what you meant by heavy petting?	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4182	See? The horse costume just won't work without a second human.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4183	Honey, look at how acute we are	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
4184	Now you've got everyone looking for the remote, specially when the Chewy adds are being broadcast"	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4185	Still think I shouldn't have quit my day job?	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4186	Let’s just agree that you’re not the only one who is multi-tasking.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4187	it is the next foam roller.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4188	Leonard : 1. Entropy: 0.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4189	Do you understand the order of dominance now, Harold?	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4190	I suppose if you taught the fish the Lizzo dance, then maybe you could go viral on Tiktok.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4191	Shania said it wouldn’t work, but I knew you’d be impressed!	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4192	Look honey, stacked according to uselessness!	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4193	Nope…Still not impressed.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4194	I mean, it’s good. It’s not 1 million views on YouTube good, but you’ll get there.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4195	We’re begging you on our hands and knees. And paws. And fins.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4196	I think I've found the perfect work-life balance	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
4197	Sorry. Competitive Cheer doesn't have an interspecies category yet.	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
4198	Don't blame me,your fish set it all up.	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
4199	The fish made us do it.	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
4200	That “Cirque du So Lame” comment was uncalled for.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
4201	Why am I being punished?	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
4202	Can we have some fish food, tuna, biscuits, and some beef jerky your highness, bark bark, meow meeowww, and nod.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
4203	Six-pack abs with one weird trick.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
4204	The pet of the year goes to...	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
4205	FOOD CHAIN	1.1389	0.05346	72	65	4	3
4206	Better than Netflix	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
4207	You demanded submissiveness - we're all at your service mistress	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
4208	So, you don't think we'll go viral on TikTok.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
4209	It’s called Circus Pose.	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
4210	Is that some kind of back-scratching pyramid scheme?	1.1389	0.05346	72	65	4	3
4211	I said no. We are not getting a ferret!”	1.1386	0.03455	101	87	14	0
4212	Trick or treat?	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
4213	God damn it Rick, all I asked was a little time by myself to watch the This is Us Finale.	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
4214	It's my version of turtles all the way down.	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
4215	Hmm, maybe I should have read the whole article about how to Feng shui your home.	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
4216	Put down that drink and do…The Grovel.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4217	Look at what I taught the kids during Covid lockdown, Honey!	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4218	What say we cancel the Uber and stay in tonight?	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4219	we can finally answer the question - who has the nicest eyes?	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4220	Maybe your olive?	1.1379	0.05741	58	52	4	2
4221	It's supposed to be five! Isn't the snail still balanced on Goldie's back?	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4222	Want to play carpool?	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
4223	It's called multiple species. Want to play?	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4224	Can we all go to the park now, before your parents arrive?	1.1379	0.05741	58	52	4	2
4225	Bruno, I didnt need a demonstration, i knew what you meant when you said you feel as tho you arent as important as our pets. . Bruno is the dog…. My name is Bob! .	1.1379	0.06246	58	53	2	3
4226	It wasn't until the third meeting that I thought it might be some sort of pyramid scheme.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4227	Well, you said I had a peer amid my pets...didn't you	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4228	Now Who’s Gonna pay the bills now?	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
4229	I told you…quit using the permanent glue!	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
4230	See this! This is where you prioritize me,and these are the pets! Our 3 kids and your mother aren’t even here!	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4231	Okay, Okay, I get it; you're an animal Svengali.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4232	Honey, you always take Jenga to a whole new level.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
4233	Next stops: backyard,litter box,kitchen	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
4234	Wendy, now put your wine glass on the gold fish.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
4235	Are you still not convinced that we could start a family?	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4236	Now will you call off the Mom strike?	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
4237	It’s just until his legs evolve.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
4238	And for my next demonstration of animalistic energy and balance, I will need adventuress volunteer.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4239	Do you think the kids on TikTok will like me now?	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
4240	Try it with the fish at the bottom and you on top	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
4241	Sorry, Goldie has seized control of our minds, and she's got some ideas about how things are going to run from now on.	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
4242	Haven’t you heard? The circus is no longer interested in animal acts.	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
4243	Pretty please!	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
4244	This cartoon is offensive based on the positioning of the woman's legs and the man's and animal's ogling, bulging eyes as if seeing her vagina. Puts a whole other spin on "a feast for the eyes." Surprised educated people did not reject the premise.	1.1370	0.05276	73	66	4	3
4245	So, are all of you hungry?	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
4246	Could you fetch the budgie please?	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
4247	If only you carried your weight around the house more often.	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
4248	It's dinner time. We have to be fed.	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
4249	I knew we should've gotten a pet pig too, but this will have to do.	1.1370	0.05276	73	66	4	3
4250	Please don’t leave we will always have your back.	1.1370	0.05276	73	66	4	3
4251	Can you grab me a coaster Honey? I am feeling a bit tipsy	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
4252	Okay, ready! Get your skateboard.	1.1370	0.05276	73	66	4	3
4253	We got catfished again.	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
4254	Git down on yer' knees, Mama, an' take us fer' a raad ...	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
4255	Honey, why not skip that sherry and join us for the morning TV workout?	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
4256	Ok - That's not what I meant when I said you weren't carrying your weight with the pets	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
4257	I’m telling you, Janet, life is simply a balancing act.	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
4258	Grab my smartphone, Honey. TikTok fame awaits!	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4259	You know I hate it when you all beg me at once	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4260	Isn't the food chain the other way 'round?	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4261	For Bremen or for worse, right?	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
4262	I feel like I carry the Weight of taking care of our pets.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
4263	Okay, now place the glass on top of the fish bowl so I can post this to Instagram	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
4264	Take another deep inhale,your tabletop-facing-dog-bearing-cat-balancing-fish pose is looking great.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4265	The warranty is guaranteed on this brand new Tesla	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
4266	Honey...Honey, wake up! You're having another one of those me-pet-pyramid dreams again.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
4267	They wanted to play "Bremen Town Musicians"	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
4268	But where's the piggy?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
4269	Why Bremen?	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
4270	We don't give a rip about the Dow.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
4271	At my command,"Roll Over."	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
4272	You wanted me to stack up more like our pets, right?	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
4273	Not during wine time	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
4274	Inflation has gotten so bad, we’ve had to resort to a trickle-down feeding regimen.	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
4275	Couch side service brought to you by hubcat	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
4276	My boss said all of our household should achieve the perfect work-life balance.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
4277	Your grandma is out of Ambien and I think I just pissed myself	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4278	Right, you are telling me you have cramps.	1.1358	0.05198	81	74	3	4
4279	Who can forget the music in Bremen, Fred? You chose the right position.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4280	I couldn't find a goat.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4281	WE ARE YOUR LOVE SLAVES. AT YOUR SERVICE.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4282	Now, may I have my martini?	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
4283	We represent the evolution of house pets.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4284	We all unhappily beg you to lay off happy hour!	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
4285	This is a stand on treat for everyone except for you my dear!!	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
4286	And we can call our act 'The Aristocrats.'	1.1358	0.04892	81	73	5	3
4287	Take the damn picture already, I can’t hold this pose together much longer.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
4288	Any chance you've seen a mouse run by with fur glued to his feet?	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
4289	Sit, Sit	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
4290	Doctor Dolittle	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4291	Your granddaughter will be SO impressed with your retelling of "The Bremen Town Musicians"!	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4292	Could you do me a favor? Got this terrible itch just above my left ankle.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4293	Awww, You want to be petted	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
4294	She was the master of her own domain	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
4295	All I have to say is, "Nama-stay."	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
4296	No, that’s not the type of balancing act I’ve been doing during the pandemic	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
4297	I think the fish needs a bicycle.	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
4298	Quick! Get the ameba.	1.1356	0.06143	59	54	2	3
4299	Can you call the vet? It's been like this ever since I got the monkey off my back.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
4300	Feeling pervy?	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4301	We appear before you in order of importance!!!	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
4302	Siri, stop ringing that damn bell!	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4303	record scratch You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4304	I don't care if the goldfish on the bottom is more impressive, I'm not changing my shirt again!	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4305	You’ll need to wait until I finish my wine before I balance the glass on your head.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
4306	The ficus stands alone.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
4307	Darling, I know it's not a traditional intervention, but we need to talk.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
4308	Wait until you see our next trick... Goldie is on the bottom!	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4309	NOW can we go to the park?	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
4310	All this for a glass of wine?	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
4311	And we call it the "Aristocats".	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
4312	If I can just switch this up, I know Simon won't be able to resist giving me the Golden Buzzer.	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
4313	Noah's Ark ?	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
4314	I heard you say you wanted a well-trained husband.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
4315	We never should have bought that Ringling doorbell	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
4316	I'm looking for the worm.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
4317	We're applying to America's Funniest Home Videos.	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
4318	Feminism made all these options equal	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4319	It doesn't beat how I put in new flooring and painted the entire apartment during 2020 election week while we waited for the results. So yes, I am still Quarantine Queen.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
4320	Do you know where our pet piggy is?	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4321	See? A St. Bernard would fetch way more likes and shares.	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
4322	Shaken, not stirred	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4323	It took four years of university.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4324	There’s no longer a place for me in your life	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
4325	When we married you vowed to support me.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4326	Will you marry US?	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
4327	Nice try, but my husband's a lion tamer.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
4328	It husbands all the way down.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
4329	Having a kid wouldn't be harder than this.	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
4330	Mittens thought she saw a spider.	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
4331	Okay, NOW do I look like Ziggy?	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
4332	I know or Johnny is too big for that, but really?	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
4333	Not bad. And now do the Pied Piper of Hamelin.	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
4334	Obsequious husband in the dog house: Devoted wife nervous over a risky pyramid scheme.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
4335	John, nothing has changed since last week when you asked me to solve this riddle. There are two legs on the floor.	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
4336	Honey, we'd all really like to know what we did this time	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
4337	Honey, I saw it on the discovery channel	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
4338	Here, let me explain the neighbor’s ‘affiliate marketing’ proposal another way….	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
4339	i don't believe this is the best way to show them our support.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
4340	So now I got some balance in my life OK?	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4341	Jeanette, downward dog just isn’t possible.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4342	It’s the latest yoga craze.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
4343	The Circus was better...	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
4344	Now can I watch "Sex/Life?"	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
4345	Bubbles would like to discuss a new feeding schedule with you.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
4346	That is an improvement over turtles all the way down	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4347	If the three of us can't find the remote, no one can	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
4348	We're pretending we're the Bremen Town Musicians	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4349	Read the instructions. Any idiot knows the fish goes on the bottom!	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
4350	So now you want me to put makeup on AND smile?! Who made up this stupid game?!	1.1341	0.05137	82	75	3	4
4351	But, We're HUNGRY	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
4352	I told you Goldie was an apex predator.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
4353	This is fun but can we eat dinner now?	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4354	Grab the bird.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
4355	TONIGHT ON BEST COVID HOME VIDEOS "Haaapy Bithday to Yooou..."	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
4356	Should I add a ferret? Or maybe an iguana.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
4357	I can't remember which one of us is doing yoga.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
4358	We're called, 'The Aristocrats'	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
4359	Ok, promise. I'll never forget to feed the fish.	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
4360	Still no sex.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
4361	No! I said cellphone camera not cabernet ...	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
4362	Well, it's hardly Barnum & Bailey material.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
4363	Good try, but not really a dog and pony show.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
4364	Do you want to get on the bottom or the top?	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
4365	To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what you meant when you said you wanted to 'bring more balance into the relationship.'	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
4366	Is this good enough for the office talent show?	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
4367	I’ll call jimmy Kimmel right now. He’ll love it!	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
4368	Sure, it started as pandemic separation anxiety, but now I think we have a shot at the Aerosmith slot.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
4369	I tried every scheme doc, nothing seems to interest her anymore!	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
4370	So do you think this is good enough for America’s Got Talent?	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
4371	My therapist recommended getting pets to improve work-life balance	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
4372	Come on - how is this not more entertaining than Bridgerton?!	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
4373	Yes, but I still don’t understand _how_ you want to make a living out of it.	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
4374	Maybe next time you’ll think thrice before telling me to get on my knees.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
4375	Please take us to the Zoo in Bremen!	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
4376	And you talk about your balancing act.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
4377	How long have you been a multi sexual?	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
4378	We all are about to use our safeword.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
4379	I got it - the musicians of Bremen reference - and you are the ass?	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
4380	I only just got rid of the monkey.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
4381	Now, picture us in turtle costumes, and you’ll agree that “Yertle the Turtle” cosplay is viable.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
4382	None of us swallowed your pet fly!	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
4383	Woman, please feed us!	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
4384	Does the work-life balance make sense now?"	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
4385	You were supposed to be videoing the whole thing!	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
4386	Now can I have some yum yum?	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
4387	I finally mastered the latest challenge and you’re charging your cell phone?!	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
4388	I hope this is the hierarchy of needs you meant	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
4389	The Cag in the Hat is coming by today and just wanted to be ready. Where's the umbrella?	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
4390	Be careful, Clarence. You are beginning to tip to the right and the goldfish is getting nervous!!	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
4391	That’s all wonderful dear. But do you have any questions about my day?	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
4392	When can we discuss a revised "Great Chain of Being"	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
4393	Honey, Vaudeville ended in 1930	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
4394	I told you that we should of had kids.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
4395	No,this is not Bremen!	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
4396	I thought tonight I’d make mine a triple.	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
4397	That still won't get you out of doing the dishes.	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
4398	Wow! He really is a Cairn Terrier!	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
4399	Frank's first foray into furry role play went better than expected.	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
4400	My wife wanted me to impress her by doing more around the house, I can’t figure out what’s wrong.	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
4401	Does this cheer you up?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
4402	You're really positive you've binged everything worth watching, right?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4403	Please can we have a little baby buckaroo now?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4404	Now where do I find a water buffalo close to East 68th Street	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4405	What do you mean, 'It's carbon footprint, not carpet footprint.'?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4406	Don't tell me your drink makes you feel better than this trick with our pets.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4407	Honey, what do I have to do for you to say 'yes'?	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
4408	Is this what you meant by a golden shower?	1.1316	0.05076	76	69	4	3
4409	Maybe now you see we just have too many creatures.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4410	You want a clown act, you got a clown act.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
4411	I understand your love for taxidermy, but cheerleading?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4412	Care to join our trust pyramid?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4413	Do you think this will fly here in Bremen, North Dakota?	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
4414	They made this look a lot easier on Cheer.	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
4415	Nice job balancing the wine.	1.1316	0.05076	76	69	4	3
4416	Go ahead and call me an ass but i just got a recording contract.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4417	Now just hold still until I get my phone	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4418	Honey, we just need one more person to pitch this to America’s Got Talent and it’s in the bag.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4419	I Guess I’m Too Drunk Too Play Family Jenga Where The Hell Would I Fit Anyway!	1.1311	0.05470	61	55	4	2
4420	The pony couldn't make it and the parakeet has way too much pride for this.	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
4421	but you loved the beefishturdukin	1.1311	0.05470	61	55	4	2
4422	Some light petting tonight?	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
4423	Show feet.	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
4424	Sorry dear. You're not "America's Got Talent" material.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
4425	The pets and I were talking and we think you have a stacking problem…also you’re drinking has gotten out of control	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
4426	I'd say "Woof!" but that's taken	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
4427	And that is evolution in a nutshell.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
4428	I’m just filling in ‘til the donkey gets here.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
4429	Try the fish on the bottom next	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
4430	Fine. Take the house. Take the boat. Just leave me the Tik Tok account.	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
4431	Are you sure this is what Jenga for Dummies said to do?	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
4432	The snail! The snail! He fell off the edge of the goldfish bowl and our act doesn't stand a chance without him!	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
4433	I feel like the 21st century Noah's Arc	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
4434	Back in ten.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
4435	It's called 'Charades.' Ever heard of it?	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
4436	Cat : " Aren't I the apex predator here?"	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
4437	We're going to the protest against oppression. You drive.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
4438	Let’s get Peggy	1.1304	0.05808	69	64	1	4
4439	Honey, I swear I’ll ask next time I buy the kids another pet. Will you please move the fishbowl now?	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
4440	I blame you.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
4441	Hey -- I finally figured out how to make the cat and the dog get along. So we now have to take care of a goldfish too. What more do you want?	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
4442	'And you're sure this will freak out burglers?'	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
4443	You see, THIS is a pyramid. The business opportunity I’m offering you…	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
4444	See, Bubbles, I told you her lips look like yours when she drinks Pinot.	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
4445	And that pretty much sums up my new religion.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
4446	Think we'll win on 'America's Got Talent'	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4447	You always say our pets are our children....	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4448	Yes mistress, we live to obey	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4449	Get down here, the cats getting bored.	1.1299	0.05012	77	70	4	3
4450	We're not to back-off?	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
4451	Honey, have you finished your wine yet - so you can get these pets off my back?!	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4452	So, who's on top?	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4453	I couldn’t find a worm to complete the tableau	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4454	Heigh-ho, the derry-o… Can I go play golf now?!	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4455	So who put it in their heads that the floor is lava?	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4456	Yes,we have been spending a lot of time together doing virtual pet yoga. No, I don’t know how to get out of this pose.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
4457	We are stacked by the ascending order of our civility	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4458	What? Totem pole? I was trying to depict when all the robots combined in the movie "Transformers."	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
4459	What about if I agree to do the vacuuming?	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
4460	Honey there is something that I’d like to get off my back - and it concerns your pets	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4461	I really think it’s time to start talking about having kids !	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
4462	‘It’s turtles all the way down, but in the gig economy Susan’	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4463	what do you mean you're taking a break from posting on social media?	1.1299	0.05012	77	70	4	3
4464	It’s the latest TikTok challenge.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
4465	No this does not reflect the hierarchy of evolutionary states	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
4466	I remember when you was my only pet!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
4467	Now you get on top. I saw this on TikTok.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
4468	The new norm in balancing responsibility!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
4469	Maslow would be ashamed.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
4470	I'm teaching them evolution, but we're on shaky ground.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4471	Is this how you want us, my pet?	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
4472	They wanted to play Noah's Ark.	1.1290	0.05385	62	56	4	2
4473	[Thought Cloud] “Whew…no reptiles!”	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4474	Who is your favorite pet?	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
4475	The key is that taxidermy dogs can't chase their tails.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
4476	Ok, now YOU balance the checkbook	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
4477	I’m not sure that would have gone viral even in 2020	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
4478	We, quartet of beggars, plead you to reconsider redistricting!	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
4479	If you had done this when we were dating, you would have been in my rear view mirror.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
4480	« Hm. Last glass was too much »	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
4481	Yes some cats can talk. So what’s the answer? Will you marry him?	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
4482	Just hear me out. This is a new kind of pyramid scheme.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
4483	I can not see the difference between you, the dog, or the cat or the fish. You're all animals	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
4484	Remember when one little piggy was the thing?	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
4485	Want to go for a walk?	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
4486	Mr Twain always found it difficult to impress Shania.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
4487	I don’t think you get what a substack is.	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
4488	Your attention, please!	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4489	Wrong? What makes you think we've done something wrong?	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
4490	What do you mean, you can't swim?	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
4491	Is it ‘Balance of Nature’? God, I love charades.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
4492	Can I get a drink now?	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
4493	The drink is harder to serve, but it's well worth it.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
4494	Now you say, ‘ who do we appreciate.’	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
4495	Quick, quick..... My Hermit crab...... Hurry , HURRY!!!!!	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4496	Prior to today, Janet didn't realize just how on the verge of collapse things were at home	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
4497	So now I hope you see, Linda, that pyramid schemes are really all about teamwork....	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
4498	Is this about me or them ?	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4499	That's impressive, but I'm still not making beef stroganoff tonight.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
4500	She so enjoys her weekly reiteration of the household hierarchy.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
4501	And now hold your glass just a little bit higher."	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
4502	We're hoping to star in the 'Bremen Town Musicians' remake.	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4503	Hup one, two, three, four	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
4504	"That fish is certainly demanding and persuasive."	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4505	I know you think cheerleading should be more inclusive, Bob, but I still don’t think this routine has a shot.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
4506	Followers, schmollowers. Anyway, the kids already deleted your Tik Tok account.	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4507	Until your son gives us grandchildren, this is just the way it’s going to be…	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
4508	I call it “The musicians of Brooklyn”	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
4509	Tell me again why we canceled Netflix?	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4510	Honey, the charade was “Animal Kingdom”, how I could have made it any clearer?!	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
4511	I’m sorry Gerald, I still preferred ‘Euphoria’.	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
4512	I am certain this will win “Jersey’s Got Talent”.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
4513	Ooh, there's something wrong with your left eye!!	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
4514	‘I need a hat”	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
4515	Did I hear that right? You said you’re leaving me?	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
4516	‘Don’t laugh. I’m practicing for my goat yoga class.’	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
4517	OK, so you just need to squeeze in between me and Rex - oh and bring your cell phone for a selfie. AGT, here we come!	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
4518	So where are the neighbors? I can’t keep this pose much longer.	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
4519	I was giving a demonstration of evolution to the kids....	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
4520	And for my next trick, I’ll make this martini disappear.	1.1270	0.05303	63	57	4	2
4521	It appears that you have set a very unfortunate precedent with your insistence that I act as the pet taxi	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
4522	So, what else Madam?	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
4523	Please remind me again how this is essential to your work-life balance.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
4524	If this is supposed to be a demo of evolution, l think you've got a few details wrong.	1.1270	0.05303	63	57	4	2
4525	C’mon, Jack, stop reenacting German fairy tales when all you want to tell me is you hate the apartment.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
4526	I know we’ve binge watched everything, but let’s take another look.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
4527	How's this for heeling?"	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
4528	This is not what I meant about the turtles and balance of the earth is on my back.	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
4529	Dammit! You were supposed to make a TikTok video!	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4530	Turns out it's not turtles all the way down.	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4531	You always said we didn't understand the hierarchy in our family. Come and join us!	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4532	Except you have to imagine that the carpet is another turtle. And then the floor underneath the carpet. And so on. You see?	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
4533	You see, it’s the lowest on the totem that is actually the most revered.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
4534	Retirement is just fine, thank you. How was your day?	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4535	They all wanted me to take them for a walk but do it Doggie style.	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4536	I still got it!	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
4537	For the love of god, put the wine down, get your phone, and post this on TikTok!	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
4538	We're all starving and this is OUR food pyramid.	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4539	Is your energy flow improving now?	1.1268	0.05281	71	65	3	3
4540	Can we get a 'Hakuna Matata'?	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4541	Do you understand? Two children would be enough.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
4542	When is the sitter arriving?	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4543	No,I don’t think your act will impress Simon Cowell.	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4544	Do we really have to act out the Bremen Town Musicians every night?	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4545	When I roll. You catch the fish bowl.	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
4546	Ted this doesn’t count as a “side hustle”	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
4547	You don't think THIS is Instagram-able???	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
4548	Sorry kitchen is closed	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
4549	Are you SURE you want to do this?	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4550	But you said I needed to embrace the ‘pets are family’ lifestyle	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4551	Shimmy, Shimmy Co-Co Pop!	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
4552	NO,THE HAMPSTER WHEEL WILL ONLY MAKE THIS MORE PATHETIC.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
4553	Quick; fetch the instruments; this is killing my back!	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
4554	Hmm....I'm not sure I agree with your Sense of Hierarchy.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
4555	They insisted on a more favorable pyramid of evolution.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
4556	Ok, we agreed to perform this for lunch but I don't see why we have to pull off the trapeze for dinner!	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
4557	You called?	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
4558	Actually I think this might be a less effective way of finding my contact lens.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
4559	The wine helps but I’d really prefer a traditional home theater	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
4560	Oh God , what's wrong with you three sit down now!	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
4561	There were no goats available.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
4562	survival of the fittest	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
4563	Honey, it's going to be the food chain in a thousand years.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
4564	Honey, I say the same thing every night. I'm not joining your pyramid until I finish my glass of wine.	1.1266	0.04890	79	72	4	3
4565	Anything to be fed dinner tonight	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
4566	It's not a pyramid scheme...	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
4567	Happy, now?	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
4568	Can we stop watching Cheer now?	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
4569	Ok, your turn. Can you balance the checkbook?	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
4570	I want to tell you a joke. It's called 'The Aristocrats'!	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
4571	Whaddya mean, "Not my monkey, not my circus"?	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
4572	How was your day at the pet stand?	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
4573	Neighbor’s cat makes me nervous, and the fish cannot sing. Why don’t we just walk the dog the normal way?	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
4574	I'm not normally one to kink shame, but how did you get into my house?	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
4575	How else can we get your attention, during your "Me" time.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
4576	Big whoop. You did that last week.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
4577	Cute trick, but we're still watching my show.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
4578	Yes, yes, but that's irrelevant. What's important to know is: below me is turtles all the way down.	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
4579	OK You have made your point. You can change the natural order of predation. You are in charge of me	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
4580	You’re taking this doggie-kitty-fishy back thing a little too far, aren’t you?	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
4581	See, this position isn’t difficult at all.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
4582	Colleen, I told you we could do it	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
4583	I apologize for kicking the dog, Fido apologizes for chasing the cat, Cattina apologizes for torturing the fish and Goldie apologizes for ignoring you, sweet Doris.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
4584	The horse took a better gig.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
4585	Sorry to bother you but do you have a worm in you're tequila?	1.1250	0.05223	64	58	4	2
4586	Is this what you meant when you said you wanted me to fish your pussy while I gave it to you doggie style?	1.1250	0.05223	64	58	4	2
4587	After the entertainment portion of our date, I'm serving turducken.	1.1250	0.05210	72	66	3	3
4588	Now,speak	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
4589	It was too wet to play.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
4590	Ok honey, just right on top of the fish you go	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
4591	You promised twins.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
4592	We are the family’s hierarchy os breeds.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
4593	Don't know what happened to the monkey.	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
4594	No more Loganberry wine for you!	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
4595	See? I told you we could win the cheerleading competition.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
4596	Is this really what Marie Caldo recommends?	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
4597	The beautiful balance of evolution," I call it	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
4598	Dinner isn't serving itself."	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
4599	Honey, I’ve decided to become one with the animals.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
4600	You want me to get you more wine?	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
4601	I told you it was a balancing act	1.1250	0.05210	72	66	3	3
4602	Wonderful balancing act just to offer me a glass of water, but I don't like the fishy taste.	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
4603	Now do you believe we can downsize?	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
4604	Your empire bows down before you, begging for sustenance.	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
4605	Because the Goldfish told us to… D’uh	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
4606	ok, read my lips : this is not your wife having a wine, this is not a couch and you, you are sleep crawling thinking you are a sick table exploring your own pets. Put them in place, go to bed and this, never happened. :)	1.1250	0.05210	72	66	3	3
4607	What? All the kids are doing it on TikTok!	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
4608	Learning Hebrew. Dog means cat and cat means fish!	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
4609	Look at me, look at me now, said the pathetic non cat without a hat	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
4610	This wasn't what I had mind when you said you wanted a submissive.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4611	I just remembered why I hate charades	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
4612	Good boys get treats from mama	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
4613	Come on laugh, this is really funny.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
4614	I thought family yoga was something else	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
4615	When you say"Sit" the cat will eat the fish, the dog will chase the cat and I'll kill you.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
4616	It is no longer a human pyramid.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
4617	„They wanted me to embody a donkey this time“	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
4618	we promise to clean after ourselves!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
4619	The dogs are barking	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
4620	The fish got triggered when I called it "down on all twleves".	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
4621	The modern vertically integrated family	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
4622	So whaddaya think? Should we take it to Broadway?	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
4623	Your turn, and make it quick. We can't hold this position for long.	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
4624	Do you think we have what it takes for American Idol?	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
4625	Another Saturday night of Bread and Circus.	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
4626	Sweetheart, you can expect more of this style of antics if you don't renew our cable subscription.	1.1233	0.05141	73	67	3	3
4627	Seems like Janice Pavlov and her "clinking" wine glass conditioned the rest of the family.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
4628	And then the bird does a "fly by"....we call the act "The Aristopets".	1.1233	0.05141	73	67	3	3
4629	It’s a balancing act!! What do you think I am doing?	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
4630	Have you seen our canary?	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
4631	If you marry me, we’ll all have your back	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
4632	We beg you,on all fours, to start making our dinner	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
4633	It's the evolution of this household.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
4634	Turns out not everybody can play head, shoulders, knees and toes.	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
4635	Okay, now you stand on the fish bowl.	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
4636	Honey, I'm reporting our readiness to meet the daily work schedule.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
4637	If you can hold the pyramid for one full minute, we’ll talk about getting a guinea pig	1.1233	0.05141	73	67	3	3
4638	No shoes on the couch	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
4639	The instructor said to get into downward dog, but I’m not sure I’m doing it right	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
4640	Way too late for The Ed Sullivan Show, but how about America's Got Talent?	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
4641	I guess you could say, lockdown wasn't good to us."	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
4642	Level with me?	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
4643	Everyone gather up, it's time for the real life real housewives show.	1.1231	0.05146	65	59	4	2
4644	Play along honey, and take your rightful place between the cat and the fish.	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
4645	I'm calling it - Evolution of a Husband.	1.1231	0.05146	65	59	4	2
4646	Honey, I promise to upgrade our internet. I think you’d rather watch TikTok.	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
4647	This is the hierarchy of care. I like the fish and cat most, because they require the least attention, Steve!	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
4648	They only talk about all the turtles below me, but never mention the dog, cat and goldfish above	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
4649	you're the one who named them Thing one and Thing two	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
4650	See dear and with THREE kids I would still be able to play horsey. So what do you think?	1.1222	0.03287	90	81	8	1
4651	Are you practicing the Ringling Pyramid, the food pyramid, or the food chain?	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
4652	Guinness should be here in a few minutes, would you please open the door for them.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
4653	We've got to buy a bigger place, no matter how many offers they get!	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
4654	Stephen's demonstrations of hierarchy sometimes went too far	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
4655	No matter how many times you do this, I’m still convinced aliens built the pyramids.	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
4656	I am more than capable of supporting my pets.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
4657	I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme.	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
4658	. . . a Mr. Bo Jenga came by, talked of life, he talked of life, says he'll do his ole soft step for you . . .	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
4659	Tell me that’s the fish bowl and not the dog?	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
4660	It’s the best I could do after you rejected a virtual safari.”	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
4661	You said,	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
4662	Now will you let us watch Animal Kingdom?	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
4663	Goldie made us!	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
4664	O Queen, all present and accounted for. The family meeting may come to order.	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
4665	Your attention please! The circus is back.	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
4666	Call 'iverse meals' take out tonight	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
4667	No, the pets are not saying I'm a donkey. They're trying to tell you where they want us to vacation.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
4668	When I promised I'd keep the new carpet clean, I meant I would take my shoes off and vacuum more often.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
4669	Yeah, I think I'm really done now	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
4670	The technician told me to do this in order to get better reception	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
4671	Ok ok… it’s either ‘Thus Spoke Tharasutra: A Book for All and None’ or ‘Cheer!’	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
4672	He said he specializes in structural family therapy but I think we need a more systemic approach	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
4673	Ringling Brothers doesn't want us.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
4674	Whaddaya think? Parrot or mynah bird?	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
4675	It'd be perfect if you could somersault over us.	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
4676	I’m glad you got selected for AGT but…can they sing any better than you?	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
4677	Is this a TikTok?	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
4678	You can't see the gnat, but it's there.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
4679	I can’t join you - I shouldn’t get tipsy tonight.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
4680	Marry me and I'll get rid of one of these guys.	1.1212	0.05071	66	60	4	2
4681	It was the cat in the hat, he knows all about that!	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
4682	I wonder what other families do on their vacations.	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
4683	But I clearly heard you say 'why can't you stack things in a more logical order?'!" "I was talking about the dishwasher.	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
4684	STILL too verbal!	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4685	I never knew you were so kinky.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
4686	Now you see why I can't wear that French underwear you got me.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
4687	This wouldn’t happen if you’d let them have the sofa”.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4688	Honey, where's the guinea pig?	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4689	First word....sounds like.....primordial soup.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
4690	Vertical integration will do wonders for our home operations.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4691	That wasn’t quite what I meant when I said we should put the goldfish on a pedestal Mike	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4692	We're sorry the circus was cancelled due to the pandemic.	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
4693	Of course, I promise to support you, too	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
4694	This sure beats turducken.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
4695	Fish gotta swim, cats gotta purr, dogs gotta bark, Tell me I'm crazy, maybe I know Can't help loving that woman of mine	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
4696	Saying "pretty please" wouldn't have been enough.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
4697	It’s pets all the way down.	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
4698	To gain your trust, I have pledged to be at the bottom of the food chain>	1.1200	0.05008	75	69	3	3
4699	I love your choices for our new carpet and furniture but I read on Twitter our house is now filled with deadly toxins. I must protect our pets.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
4700	You think it's easy getting you to do what we want?	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
4701	I wish I had known a little more about your fetishes before we got married.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
4702	All I need is a hamster.”	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
4703	Yes, I call the act the "Aristocrats"...	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
4704	Is 'petting' still used to mean 'making out on a sofa'?	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
4705	we are on all fours begging	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
4706	I get the whole reincarnation concept, but I think it’s a little too similar to goat yoga.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
4707	Its Like ur getting worse with every generation .	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4708	But I don't feel like the apex predator	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
4709	Come with us! Something better than death we can find anywhere!	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
4710	Wanna nuzzle?	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
4711	This is exactly why I just wanted a pet rock.	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
4712	Okay I'm impressed. But this is going to be messy.	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
4713	If these three can find a proper balance in their lives, why can't we?	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
4714	It’s all about the base, no tremble.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
4715	But what goes on the goldfish?	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
4716	Nesting creatures.	1.1194	0.04998	67	61	4	2
4717	New order per SCOTUS, above the cat, below the fishbowl, and ditch the drink!	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
4718	Now bark, meow and don’t spill.	1.1194	0.04998	67	61	4	2
4719	I guess you rank number four in my life."	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
4720	Did you see a bear and an elephant, by any chance?	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
4721	At least no monkey.	1.1194	0.04998	67	61	4	2
4722	The Odds are stacked against me again.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
4723	I am so glad we decided against the pet snake!	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
4724	. . . but not the hierarchy i envisioned.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
4725	We beg you to quit the vegetarian lifestyle!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
4726	You said I needed more balance in my life..."	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
4727	Now are you convinced that I can balance the budget?	1.1186	0.04886	59	53	5	1
4728	I'm explaining the arc of authority in this household sweetheart, would you get down on your hands and knees please?	1.1186	0.04886	59	53	5	1
4729	No cable, no streaming...How long do you think we can go on like this?	1.1186	0.05451	59	54	3	2
4730	I’ll take the fish down when you start acting right	1.1186	0.04886	59	53	5	1
4731	With our combined powers we’ll be unstoppable. Ooh, there’s a quarter under the couch!	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
4732	I couldn't find a rooster & you did call me a jackass earlier.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
4733	And each said in turn, "Can we keep him?"	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
4734	Well if we are all one can you please have the goldfish pay next months rent?	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
4735	You’re not going to scare me off, I said Yemen not Bremen!	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
4736	Truth be told, I’m more of a dog person…	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
4737	No,wait,Mrs. Goldberg,think about it; it’s a variation.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
4738	This fish prefers a pedestal to a bicycle.	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
4739	That's Kitty's w(h)ine!!!!	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
4740	Please don't say you are coming aboard.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
4741	You sit on the couch and we will act out the goldfish scene from Finding Nemo	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
4742	I've already told you honey, just drop-kick the glass into the fishbowl.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
4743	I was sure you’d get this Charades phrase - Ponsi Scheme.	1.1176	0.04927	68	62	4	2
4744	Can we please order pizza tonight?	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
4745	Don’t move, Dave. Just don’t move.	1.1176	0.04927	68	62	4	2
4746	It's performance art that references the perversion of the natural order of predation by human intervention in the environment. THAT's why you should go on the bottom.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
4747	C'mon. Ayn Rand, get it? Like, what happens if I shrug? Right?	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
4748	Is that your Pictionary-style impression of the Food pyramid?	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
4749	Let's role-play. I'm the veterinarian, and you've been a very bad boy.	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
4750	I feel your pain, I feel your passion, sweetie, but we can't afford another pet.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
4751	You have evolved, darling. I need more time to let you on the sofa.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
4752	—My subconscious mind sways the nature and behaviours of my surroundings.. - We're not just erecting atoms here, we're trying to de-stress yours.	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
4753	I believe I have perfected work-life balance!	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
4754	Would you mind giving me a hand?	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
4755	I thought they staged a coup, but they say it's been this way the entire time.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
4756	Oh there's a fishy on a kitty on a doggy on a horsey, oooooh...	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4757	OK - maybe cutting the cord wasn't such a great idea.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4758	I’m trying to get my life back in balance.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
4759	We'll do anything to gain your attention!	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
4760	That’s alright. If you won’t share the bubbly, we’ll just get our own.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4761	Solid execution, but you gotta remember to smile -- show the judges you're having fun out there.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4762	We N E E D to have a drink !!!!	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
4763	Thank you. We'll have it mastered by the 2024 Olympics.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4764	Is this what you think the hierarchy is in our house. Really the goldfish, Martha?	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4765	Not under the couch. . .I don't get it. Everytime I make a batch of my special high-fiber, gluten-free, vegan pet treats they seem to disappear.	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
4766	See, it's a flat Earth! And a stack of giant turtles all the way down.	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
4767	And so the family proceeded to stage Carol’s intervention; a tall order it was!	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
4768	A Cadburys fruit and nut would have been plenty.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
4769	Look honey! Cow, dog, cat, and fish pose combined. Who says we can’t multi-task?	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4770	I did say I wanted to try something different…but.	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
4771	I caught the dog who chased the cat who chased the fish in the fish bowl !	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
4772	We’re all sorry. So when’s dinner?	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
4773	Human Yoga, Really?	1.1167	0.05363	60	55	3	2
4774	...And this is just one example of what a life in the circus has to offer.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
4775	I savor your devotion.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
4776	We’ll do whatever you’re want, just tell us how the can opener works	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
4777	I just watched a DIY Cirque du Soleil video on YouTube	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4778	See? It's not elephants all the way down.	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
4779	Are you sure we were playing standard Twister?	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
4780	Do we really need to include the snake too?	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4781	This is not what I meant when I said you need to balance your life	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4782	I would say “I have a monkey on my back,” but no, that’s not quite right.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4783	I think our relationship is unbalanced.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4784	What else do you want me to take away all my masculinity, pride and my clean shirt?	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
4785	On behalf of Earth’s gene pool, I bow to thee. But no abortion! Texans are watching!	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
4786	One thing just led to another. Don't know how the fish got there though.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4787	We’re ready to be spanked.	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
4788	Thanks for the Masterclass subscription. I know you wanted me to take that class on communication but I think these Cirque du Soleil classes are really going to come in handy.	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
4789	Of all the cards, Felix, you had to draw Totem Pole.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4790	Tom, you have a dog on your back, a cat riding the dog, and	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4791	How about trying the petamid as a conversation starter for the book club.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4792	It's for Darwin Memorial Day!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4793	I will never criticize your juggling home and work again.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
4794	And this is the wife who threw the wine That soaked the man Who yelled at the dog For chasing the cat That killed the fish That lived in the bowl That Jack bought.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
4795	A perfect dismount right on to the couch! We’re sure to win the talent show!	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
4796	It's not Noah's Ark, so can you get these guys something to eat !	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4797	Would I do this if I didn’t love you?	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4798	Then Daphne realised that her stuffed husband's clothes didn't match the new carpet	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
4799	Imagining how to balance competing priorities for attention, Trish chooses well.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4800	THE GOLDFISH WANTED TO PLAY TAG.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4801	See what happens when you don't upgrade to elephants?	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
4802	No, technically, this is a Vatican Lunchbox. For it to be a Peeble's Pet Shop I have to have a dwarf hamster in my shirt ... why the fuck are we doing this?	1.1149	0.04455	87	80	4	3
4803	BE AGGRESSIVE! PA-SSIVE-AGGRESIVE!	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4804	Now do you see why we need to adopt a bird?	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
4805	The back of this giant is better than I was expecting.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
4806	And we did this dear, all for you.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4807	Of course I support our pets !!!	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4808	What Princess? We are you humble minions, four fold.	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
4809	I call it "The Aristocats."	1.1148	0.05278	61	56	3	2
4810	It's my evacuation plan.	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
4811	It's your body and it's your decision.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
4812	Can't you see we're willing to work together? Would something stir your compassion?	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
4813	Finish your drink and help me unload these.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
4814	Wanna go viral? Let Daddy show you how it’s done!	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4815	See? You don't need TikTok.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4816	I don't think the fish will survive if we get a goat.	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4817	If you think THIS looks silly, wait until you see what the DOGS want me to do!	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4818	Here the one about the scorpion and the frog?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4819	When do you think you actually start working on the cross-stitch sampler that we’re posing for?	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4820	See, I told you it'd be cool. Isn't it so cool? Don't you feel like an idiot now?	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4821	They wanted to remember life during Covid.	1.1143	0.04791	70	64	4	2
4822	So sorry for the "wet" Can't say which pet We all plead regret	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4823	I was thinking of challenging you to play Jenga with the pets, but perhaps it wasn't my best idea.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4824	quick honey, put the worm on top of the goldfish!	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4825	I don't hink we are in the top of the food chain anymoe	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4826	2 weeks after watching Depp v. Heard	1.1143	0.04791	70	64	4	2
4827	Nope, still in this universe.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4828	Does the fish bowl count as stack overflow?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4829	I thought that this would be three times better than goat yoga	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
4830	Cleaning up after us may be tiresome, but the next level down is an elephant.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4831	You need to look her in the eye to realize who is in charge here.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4832	When we work out ‘getting down,’ we’re off to America’s Got Talent.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4833	Well, honey, I think it's getting there. But it would be better with the rooster.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4834	We wanted the canary on top, but she wouldn't come out of her cage, so we improvised.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
4835	My nose inches.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
4836	You said it’s time to watch the “pyramid”	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4837	I know it's a Pyramid Scheme, so can I get little fraction of breakfast!	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4838	Just think of one food item we all can share. It’s well past our dinner time.	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
4839	If you could crawl through hot coals you might get on a TV show.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
4840	It’s dependents all the way down.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4841	Good boys! Now, entertain me.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
4842	So we won't make America's Got Talent! This is still pretty amazing!	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
4843	I didn’t pee on that couch!	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
4844	I think you’ve got hierarchy the wrong way round.	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
4845	I know you miss your tv show 'Cheer', honey, but I don't think our fish can be a flyer.	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
4846	And that concludes our rousing, musical interpretation of Die Bremer Stadtmusikanten. Now, for God's sake, will you please feed us?	1.1129	0.04659	62	56	5	1
4847	We're leaving you and moving to Key West.	1.1129	0.04659	62	56	5	1
4848	I’m just glad you gave up horse riding.	1.1129	0.05196	62	57	3	2
4849	Cat's on top of me, I'm on top of man, fish on top of cat.	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
4850	Okay, let’s see if it works. Grab the edge of the carpet and give it a quick, hard snap.	1.1129	0.05196	62	57	3	2
4851	When I said we needed more work life balance, this isn’t what I had in mind…	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
4852	We’re ready for the ant farm.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4853	We're all at your service.	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
4854	We were supposed to be on top of an elephant but it is helping in the 2020 recount vote.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4855	The fish was one step too far.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4856	We’re on all fours begging you. Please feed us.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4857	Can we use your Netflix account?	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4858	No, I'm not getting on top of that damn goldfish again.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4859	See,I do love you!	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4860	It’s servility, all the way down.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4861	Please don't ask for five play, I have a bad back.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4862	I'm not sure Gerry, there are some really, really good acts at the Annual Humane Society Fundraiser.	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
4863	Buying the fish really made it a balancing act.	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
4864	Next, sit and shake hands.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4865	Your act is fine if the fish stops upstaging.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4866	Maslow's is something like that.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4867	🐟🐱🐶👦 - " 🎼 Okay, all together now ••• I don't know why, she swallowed the fly, I guess she'll die."	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4868	taxidermy-chic	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4869	Inverting your hierarchy of affection and doesn’t phase me, Maureen. I still love you.	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
4870	It's your Fool Pyramid	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
4871	Your turn…Get on Board…	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4872	And by only telling our friends I'm well trained doesn't really do me or our pets any good.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4873	Okay, not quite ready for America’s Got Talent	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4874	When I return home from work, I love enjoying a glass of wine while I’m training my pets.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4875	Honey, I'm leaving for the circus with my act and your pets.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
4876	Sweetheart. We love and obey you!	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
4877	You ate the horse again... didn't you?	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
4878	So, OK, but where’s our pig?	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
4879	Honey, can you do me a favor and a plate and the hamster?	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
4880	No, this is not a pyramid scheme.	1.1111	0.05062	54	49	4	1
4881	We’re auditioning for the new production of The Musicians of Bremen.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
4882	Now you massage Cleo's back.	1.1111	0.05116	63	58	3	2
4883	It's called a fishy-kitty-doggy-Davey-back.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4884	Dear,you can't expect to teach the pets to stay off the furniture with this "Do as I say,not as I do" attitude.	1.1111	0.05116	63	58	3	2
4885	You know I love our dog and cat, but can we please ditch the goldfish?	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4886	So what should we call the act?	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
4887	Food	1.1111	0.05064	72	67	2	3
4888	We're all rooting for you!	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
4889	I bet I can throw the ping pong ball in the fish bowl and not spill my drink.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4890	Work-life balance has always been something I’ve struggled with.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4891	Rock, Paper, Scissors. The fish won.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4892	Oh great one, have mercy on your lowly subjects. Please make dinner!	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4893	Do you need a refill? We can do anything for you.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
4894	This side hustle brings us $250 from the dog, $175 from the cat, and $100 from the fish.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
4895	It’s a really heavy responsibility to be part of a food chain!	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
4896	You forgot the parrot.	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
4897	Don’t you at least want to keep the fish?	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4898	It's hard to imagine what you could do if we had another lockdown	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
4899	He has transmitted his henpecked character to the pets.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4900	I don't think I like your idea of animal husbandry as a new hobby.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4901	Next time might I suggest you simply try the Ringling Brothers’ website?	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
4902	This 'Queen of the Jungle' thing when you drink is getting old.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4903	We’ve created the “Bring me food” chain!	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
4904	Please forgive us. We’re on our hands and knees…and backs.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4905	Honey, we're going to Nationals!	1.1111	0.04662	72	66	4	2
4906	It’s nice that the entire family plays charades together, however my back hurts, so take a guess already!	1.1111	0.04969	81	76	1	4
4907	This is a women’s world.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4908	Have you calmed down yet?	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4909	Honey,this is the future Democrats want.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
4910	They want to remind me of what could happen if I don't feed them soon.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4911	With the cost of living rise your new circus act is sure to help us out.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4912	Here you come, crawling back after getting dogcatfished.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4913	It’s impressive, I just don’t think it’s a “skill” that belongs in a resume.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4914	Don't worry, Nemo assured me this isn't a pyramid scheme	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4915	I'd be really impressed if you put this wine glass on top	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4916	I tried to add Tweety, but he said he cant swim"	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4917	The circus has done away with all the lions and tigers; we are going to audition as their replacement!	1.1096	0.04997	73	68	2	3
4918	No, you will not get on top.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4919	no matter how hard harry tried you dont qualify for Best in Show or a bottle of super glue,wine, extra helping of time then topped off with a little a.d.d picture perfect (during corvet/my my shoronna) (lock-down)	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
4920	See, this is what "turtles all the way down" means except - you know - with turtles.	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
4921	You may need to lose weight, but the rest of us need to eat!	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4922	Can we pay for our own Netflix account now?	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4923	We get it, you were a cheerleader in high school.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4924	Are you seriously an animal?	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4925	Animal acts are not socially unacceptable in this circus!	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4926	I think you misunderstood what I meant by work life balance.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4927	Okay pets - get in line for your treats!	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4928	Ok, now very slowly, get up, kick me in the face without toppling anything.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
4929	Prepare to enter a whole new universe of entertainment! We present to you The Amazing Covidteers – over two years in the making!	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
4930	I think it's more impressive than the 'dog and pony.'	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
4931	Ted shows his commitment to diversity with his multi-species cheerleading pyramid.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
4932	I’m tired of carrying all the weight of our pet care.	1.1094	0.05038	64	59	3	2
4933	Yes, I do know that the fish can't sing.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
4934	°I presume any successful outcome of this courtship ritual would exclude the pets."	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
4935	Before I was an accountant, I was a musician in Bremen.	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
4936	So, sushi for dinner?	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
4937	They were in shock after she informed them that she had put her phone away for the evening,	1.1094	0.05038	64	59	3	2
4938	Cheer up! Don't you worry about the missing parrot.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
4939	I’m sorry for calling you four-eyes, those glasses really do look good on you, now can you take these guys off me!	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4940	Have you noticed there is no more pet hair on the couch?	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
4941	Why pay for a circus when you got a husband and three pets?	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
4942	Honey, Where's the Mexican jumping bean?	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4943	I told you … No worms on top of the fish!	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4944	No, I'm not demanding anything from you. I'm just the transporter.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
4945	Are you now climate change activist?	1.1084	0.04539	83	77	3	3
4946	...Show us that mouse! O, please...woof-please... meow... m-l-o... m-l-o...	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
4947	Elise, would you please tell me why I wound up at the bottom of the food pyramid?	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4948	I mean, this isn't great - but it's better than the time the fish was on the bottom.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4949	Alright I admit it was more fun during the COVID lock-down.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4950	Now I know what it's like to be on the bottom of the food chain.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4951	Not all cats are aloof. Some are aloft!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4952	QUICK... Zoom us to the family!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4953	See? The dog is the fox, the cat is the chicken and the fishbowl is the sack of grain...	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4954	I thought you were good at Charades? This is “Farmer in the Dell”	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4955	I’m bubbling three shorts three longs and three shorts, you meow the pattern, and maybe the piranha next door will chime in to get help. Only Rover thinks this doesn’t amount to cruelty.	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
4956	I'm sorry for the micro dosing Gloria but its come down to this	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4957	Can I have the remote now?	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4958	Honey	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
4959	Very impressive, but you’re still feeding yourselves.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4960	Careful, honey! Don’t spill your wine on the sofa.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4961	what do you mean i don't have 'balance' - look at what i'm doing right now!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4962	What do you mean "wrong"? You're the one who suggested Brokeback Mountain!	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
4963	Involving me in a pyramid scheme, At my age. I can’t……	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
4964	If we all behave can we then invite Bubbles, Kitty, Spot, and Bob over for a play date?	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
4965	Have you seen a turtle?	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
4966	Does this finally prove my balanced approach to you?	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
4967	This is my balanced diet	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
4968	I feel like there was a lot building up to this.	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
4969	The police waiting outside during the Ulvade massacre	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
4970	Ok, get on. You’re the top of the pyramid.	1.1077	0.04963	65	60	3	2
4971	It was going great, and then Howie hit the button.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
4972	If you hop on we can win America's Got Talent.	1.1071	0.04887	56	51	4	1
4973	With Karen, mere groveling was for being in the DOGhouse.	1.1071	0.04887	56	51	4	1
4974	But you’re not even looking at us, we really have something here	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
4975	Ok, Ok, all us males are now Pro-Choice. Will you now just feed us (fetus)?	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4976	We, your pets have formed a union and demand that you put down your wine and take us walkies, but very carefully.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4977	I beg you: we don't need any more children!	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4978	OK, I get that it's a common yoga position. First letter is either D, C, or G...	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4979	LOVE US!!?!?!!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4980	Your wish is our command.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4981	Golden Girl, Betty White and Rambo want to be in the entertainment business.	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
4982	Every time I try to do yoga	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4983	Get off my back with your pandemic pets	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4984	We’re ready for the TikTok now!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4985	This is the best I could do without the livestock.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4986	Couch Talk: ‘you have got this Bubbles’	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4987	´You know, the quarantine is over, so we really don’t need to do this anymore’	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
4988	Our neighbor is borrowing the goat.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
4989	Man, you dog! You cat-fished me!	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
4990	We need a new bird.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
4991	We’re all going to run away and join the circus.	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
4992	I brought my best friends	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
4993	“Rah Rah, sis boom Bah. Who do we love? Monica, Monica, Mon-i-ca!”	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
4994	So now do you get it? This is where I am in the hierarchy in this house.	1.1061	0.04890	66	61	3	2
4995	It would be cruel to give me ony two guesses before you finish that martini!	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
4996	Bottom of the Totem Pole	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
4997	Beware of who you let into your house.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
4998	And the hamster has run off to join the circus . . .	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
4999	Honey, maybe we should take a break from Cheer!	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
5000	My therapist recommended yoga.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
5001	I realize I'm in a dead-end job, but you can see I'm trying, right?	1.1053	0.04805	57	52	4	1
5002	I don't care: This is wine, not a cookie!	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5003	This the fish's idea of a balanced relationship. Don't ask me how she got on top.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5004	I've told them over and over there is no mouse in the house!	1.1053	0.04101	57	51	6	0
5005	It's their idea and your cat. So what do I do now?	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5006	Fine, I believe you deserved a spot in "Bring it On".	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
5007	When you said ‘gain weight,’ I didn’t think this is what you meant.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5008	I am bloated can practice diving in the morning?	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5009	I guess you're wondering what this has to do with how the pyramids were built.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5010	Dear, I think this isolation is getting to you. Come on honey, we only need one more to complete our pyramid !	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
5011	Please, anything for a date night.	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
5012	So, do you still have that headache, Karen?	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
5013	I hear America's Got Talent is desperate right now.	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
5014	I said I'll have a triple decker pet! A big sandwich you ,you don't worry I'll get it myself	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
5015	Please don't send us to the cornfield.	1.1045	0.04819	67	62	3	2
5016	I’m sorry. You’re the Eagle and I’m the Otter. It will never happen again.	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
5017	Pet Me ?	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
5018	No, you’re unemployed.	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
5019	You resemble the donkey quite well, but isn't it a rooster instead of a fish?!	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
5020	You are not going to win America's Got Talent!	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
5021	See? No monkey!	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
5022	We're looking for the fish food.	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
5023	I promise not to spill the wine!	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
5024	Do you think we have the potential for Tik Tok?	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
5025	If we stick this,we all get a spot in the bed tonight.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
5026	The reasons to continue screen free Sundays were stacking up.	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
5027	Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza	1.1034	0.04725	58	53	4	1
5028	If you really want me to pay attention to you more, start with refreshing my wine”	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5029	Finally, I understand why it's my job to take out the garbage.	1.1034	0.04725	58	53	4	1
5030	Oh! Pleassse	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5031	I’ve seen better.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5032	Honey, I'm really trying but I don't think animal handling is a love language	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
5033	Becky felt ashamed of her life's decisions - not only was Paul now addicted to online pornographic material, but now he expected her to partake in his erotic fantasies.	1.1029	0.04750	68	63	3	2
5034	This is not work-life balance...	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5035	This is how “piggybacking “ begins.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5036	If you spill that goldfish bowl again, I'm leaving!	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
5037	Hang in there guys, it's just until the elephant comes back from the vet.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5038	Helen, you have to choose just one of us.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5039	One more round and Freddy'll learn how to do this on his own for the dog show.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5040	Tell me,did the fish get up there ok?	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5041	According to Whiskers, our theories of evolution are wayyyy off.	1.1029	0.04750	68	63	3	2
5042	felix insisted on talking to you face to face	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
5043	I'd ask on one knee, but my 3 partners in the deal can't manage that.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
5044	It's your fourth glass of wine... We only look like a rock cairn.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
5045	Honey, have you seen the stick insect?	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
5046	Our proposal is not a pyramid scheme, its a consensus.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5047	Melinda, I don’t love you anymore, stop drinking my wine, and our lampshades are way out of scale.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
5048	mm…Crazy boy, you are a crazy boy…	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5049	Witch one of you forgot the olives?	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5050	I got them up, you get them down	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
5051	Face it, honey, maybe we'll never know why that old lady swallowed the fly.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5052	Now will you cook my favorite dinner?	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
5053	I said play Django Unchained, not Jenga Unchained.	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
5054	Now or never, dear. This pyramid isn’t going to build itself.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
5055	I thought I would fare better in your power rankings.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
5056	What time is dinner?	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
5057	Please, can’t we all get along!	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5058	What more do I need to do to earn your forgiveness - add ten apples up on top?	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
5059	Friday is Family Hierarchy Night.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5060	Well, David Letterman thought it was hysterical.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5061	Honey, The Ed Sullivan Show was canceled over 50 years ago"	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
5062	She finished arranging her responsibilities in order of increasing demands of her time	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
5063	We were debating who is your least favorite "	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
5064	Me at the bottom, get it? Not oppressing anybody.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
5065	Just waiting for Barry the Budgie	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5066	It’s multi-level marketing, not a pyramid scheme.	1.1020	0.03695	98	90	6	2
5067	Do you think this will bring in some money? I've got to try something since our president has ruined the economy.	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
5068	The circus rejected our act when they found out about the training methods we used on the fish.	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
5069	So go submit an application for street performer then.	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
5070	Still think we’re the top of the food chain?	1.1017	0.04647	59	54	4	1
5071	What do you think, should we place a potted plant on top?	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
5072	Thing 1 and Thing 2 will be arriving in a minute	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
5073	Stop taking things so literally - you're only a dog in the hierarchy of my misery.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5074	'The Musicians of Brooklyn"	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5075	Please turn the channel to the cheerleading tournament	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
5076	Barnum and Bailey isn’t doing animal acts any more	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5077	Now you get on top of the fishbowl.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
5078	Wow. Those balance exercises are getting better!	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
5079	Are you sure you're not sitting on your ear ring?	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
5080	There was a young man from Poughkeepsie Who wasn't the one who was tipsy.... OK, it's your turn.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5081	This is my presentation of the food chain for tomorrow's class.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5082	I still don’t care Charles.	1.1014	0.04683	69	64	3	2
5083	‘Bow! You look so purrfectly comfortable’	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5084	I thought you liked stand up comedy.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5085	At least the canary still prefers you.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5086	Are those Lulu Lemons?	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5087	I tell you, Marge, this is three times better than Goat Yoga.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
5088	We’re helping you decide your favorite pet.” R.Weingast Manhattan, N.Y	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5089	I'm sorry Louie, this creative content does not justify the monthly subscription cost.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5090	Pets ranked in order of neediness	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
5091	What do you mean I need a bird?	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
5092	I'm sorry babe, I was in goblin mode.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5093	Song-four words-'Fool For Your Loving'. Isn't it obvious?	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
5094	To satisfy your art installation obsession—Starting from the top, I call it: 'Family Priorities.'	1.1000	0.03887	90	83	5	2
5095	There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, but you’re no old lady, Sam.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5096	We’ve traveled a great distance under arduous circumstances, now show us those piggies!	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5097	Aw, c'mon Myra. You know we wont make it through the audition without you.	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
5098	Grab the remote, Honey! It’s “Pet YogaTime”!	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
5099	Netflix says only a few more hours until it's up and running! We hope you will accept our meager entertainment offerings in the meantime.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5100	We'd like to offer you another glass of wine.	1.1000	0.04572	60	55	4	1
5101	We each put on our back the last one we wanted to attack. So put me on your back!	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5102	Wait, did you just say "Maslow's hierarchy of pets?"	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5103	Have you ever seen ratatouille?	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
5104	I'm going to need another glass of wine if you expect us to keep all three as pets.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5105	Admit it. It’s more exiting than Topo Gigio.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5106	If you think this is great, wait till you see me juggle!	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5107	We're headed to Goldman Sachs for a Bremen Town Musicians inspired shakedown. Don't wait up.	1.1000	0.04618	70	65	3	2
5108	Honey, d'you think this will get us on "Bremen's Got Talent"?	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5109	John, this is not what I meant when I said that our marriage needs more excitement	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
5110	Is this a riff on Maslow's hierarchy?	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5111	That's not the balance I was looking for when I married you.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5112	Now can we have a Bremen... I mean a baby?	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
5113	So- who was it that broke the glass?	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5114	We're looking for something in the turtle family to help fill out the act	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5115	You should have listened to that Orwell audiobook with earbuds…	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5116	Some say we were stacked this way by an ancient alien civilization.	1.1000	0.04618	70	65	3	2
5117	My therapist suggested we surprise Your Highness to get your attention when we need food	1.1000	0.05151	50	46	3	1
5118	And yet you always say I don't stack up.	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
5119	Play with the kids, Manolo" @laurasutil @marta.gasto	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
5120	Honey, quick take a pic for the gram!	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
5121	Is THIS your hierarchy of needs, Sharon?	1.1000	0.04572	60	55	4	1
5122	When are the kids coming home from college?	1.0989	0.03845	91	84	5	2
5123	I wish,instead,we’d gotten pet rock	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
5124	I understand you want to see other people, but can you at least help me finish this tiktok?	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5125	(Year:3022) Madam, equity and respect is given in all sizes.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5126	For ease of illustration we've arranged ourselves according to a Hierarchy of Neediness.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
5127	We’re joining the circus if you don’t turn up the A/C !	1.0986	0.04555	71	66	3	2
5128	The new circus is banning wild animal acts.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
5129	It obviously isn’t turtles all the way down	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
5130	This could be the greatest circus act ever!	1.0986	0.04555	71	66	3	2
5131	Now I need you to balance on the fishbowl.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
5132	You said you always like to be on top...	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
5133	We wanted the Guinea pig to help with our little pet balancing experiment, but she said, ‘No thanks, I’m not your Guinea pig.’	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
5134	Bernie would be proud."	1.0986	0.04555	71	66	3	2
5135	Balance your drink on top	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
5136	On Friday nights, the guys like to amuse Maude with their re-enactment of the Theory of Evolution.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
5137	Mind the gap.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
5138	That’s not what I meant about needing balance in your life	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
5139	Listen, Nance. I fully support your fight against the patriarchy, but don’t you think your vision is a bit extreme?	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
5140	Let me guess. You're an ark.	1.0984	0.04499	61	56	4	1
5141	I guess the Bremen Town musicians.	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
5142	Maslow's latest hierarchy of needs	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
5143	I did have a mouse on top. But he wanted me to slip him a little extra cheddar. So, I got the fish.	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
5144	Dear, have you forgotten it’s our dinner time?	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
5145	You keep going until you get it right. Let's run through it from the top, the final formation looks tired. And let's do costumes this run through.	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
5146	Are you still watching “Live Action Jenga”?	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5147	In evolution, the fish is at the bottom.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5148	The food web of the middle class.	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
5149	Alas, they finally got her to put her phone down.	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
5150	Okay, we're ready for the hamster.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5151	Have you seen a gull?	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5152	But this act could help supplement our Social Security checks.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5153	I ask you to freshen my drink, and you pull this boring animal balancing act?	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
5154	This our TOM - Tower Of Mayhem! And unfortunately for you, Goldie is angry today!!!	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5155	Cairn you play with us?	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5156	Well, what you know, life really is a balancing act.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
5157	Forgive us Marcia, we realized our mistakes.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5158	They heard the kids say the floor is lava.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5159	Sorry, honey, but David Letterman and stupid human tricks are no longer on the air.	1.0972	0.04493	72	67	3	2
5160	This isn’t deep pile carpet, is it?	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
5161	Don’t mind the husband, he doesn’t bite.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
5162	Their kind distributor of food, with all his logic and reason that they sorely lacked, said to his overlord, Some how, some way, I need balance in my life.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5163	Does size matter?	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5164	Flub it up again and I flush Nemo...	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
5165	This is my interpretation of our home's hierarchy and I just wont stand for it, Helen!	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
5166	The fish wants a belly rub.	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
5167	There was probably an easier way to play out “Animal Crackers” during Friday night’s game of charades.	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
5168	Not too sure about America’s Got Talent? But I’m impressed!	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
5169	Queen Shiba, let’s get back to the wilderness.	1.0964	0.04062	83	77	4	2
5170	No, my eyes are bugging out because Fido and I are still trying to figure out how Chessie got the bowl to levitate onto his back	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5171	I voted Shakespeare but you know it's their favorite	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5172	C’mon, you may never get another chance to go viral.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
5173	Your Felix has finally got revenge on both of us.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
5174	You can always Uber in some food. I'll only be away for one week!	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
5175	You may be wondering why I summoned you here	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
5176	Dont even think about joining us..	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
5177	That cat should not be here when your mother is out" said the fish	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
5178	That's why we need to buy an elephant.	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
5179	Will you marry me, Ms. Wallenda?	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
5180	I realize this does nothing for the balance of payments; but would you care to join us?	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
5181	If you had agreed to get on my back, I think we could get in the Guinness Book of World Records.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
5182	Teaching us not to bet is not working.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
5183	Brace yourselves, guys! I think your mom is looking to play Jenga with us!	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
5184	Hold that thought…we’llbe back after our ALANON meeting.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
5185	We all acknowledge you're the Alpha female of he house.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
5186	Oh! Wait a minute. We've got this food pyramid backwards!	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
5187	I've got wine to finish, you all should take this show on the road.	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
5188	Please, bring me the Chardonnay.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
5189	My life, my womb, my choice… until that’s federally understood, I’m comfy right here. Honey, the pets and I beg you to reconsider.	1.0952	0.04913	63	59	2	2
5190	Being in a relationship with you is always such a balancing act!	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
5191	It’ll never get past the audition.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
5192	Are all of you begging for wine?	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
5193	Olay, where's the checkbook?	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
5194	They want you to pretend you are the gang of bad guy robbers who scare easily. I know, I don't get it either.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
5195	Ok, time to tag in again - your pet turtle is ready to throw me!	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
5196	Here is our metaverse.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
5197	I know, I know ... one too many TikTok videos	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
5198	To be fair, I never asked them if they wanted to move out of the studio apartment.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
5199	No. No we don't need to train for charades.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
5200	Ok maybe you’re right men should not have a vote in women’s reproductive rights	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
5201	Close enough, but you need to impress me to earn your pets and kibble	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
5202	Demonstrating the household’s food-prep-assistance pyramid.	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
5203	Next time you will remember to clean up after yourselves, right." "Good Boys."	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
5204	We are famished	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
5205	What? How do you 'lose' a worm??	1.0938	0.04295	64	59	4	1
5206	Will you be having any Snacks with that wine?	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
5207	I think you’re misunderstanding “The Frog and the Scorpion.”	1.0938	0.04295	64	59	4	1
5208	How many Twister mats do you have in this studio?	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
5209	I want our divorce agreement to stipulate they stay with me!	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
5210	Have you found my contact yet?	1.0938	0.04295	64	59	4	1
5211	The company said it was looking for a full stack developer.	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
5212	If this won't make me go viral on TikTok, nothing will	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
5213	Honey, I think I’ve found a new hierarchy problem	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
5214	How,exactly,is the fish supposed to do a flip,too?	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
5215	Please, Honey - your “Tower of Unconditional Love” is incomplete without the Chardonnay.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
5216	Honey, please. No more of this. I just want a normal marriage. Please, no, god no. Please not the ants. NO!	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
5217	I realize it's your birthday but this is an extremely weird fetish."	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
5218	Teetertotal takes the whole family, dear	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
5219	Are you coming with us or not?	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
5220	YOU DEMANDED LESS CHAOS AT TGHE FRONT DOOR WHEN YOU GET HOME FROM THE OFFICE? WELL, HERE IS THE NEW PETTING ORDER.	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
5221	Let’s see, fish, cat, dog … dufus?	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
5222	It's the fishes idea, he wants to get on America's Got Talent.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
5223	Didn't you read that the circus will no longer have animal acts?	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
5224	Casting a fish in the role of the rooster might be a problem in the musical version of the Grimms’ Bremen Town Musicians.	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
5225	Animal Style. #innoutsecretmenu.	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
5226	They don’t appreciate me!	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
5227	That’s great, honey, but not exactly what I meant when I mentioned working toward a better work/life balance.	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
5228	So Henry, tell me how WFH is working out for you	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
5229	Because the aardvark insisted on top billing. Anyway, Melanie, you're sweet, but it's rude to put your feet on th couch on a first date. And it would have been nice if you'd poured TWO glasses of wine. Where's the cheese plate I put out? Burrrrrrp!	1.0930	0.04258	86	81	2	3
5230	As early motorists said “get down and get under”.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
5231	No, I won't take the dog off your back!	1.0926	0.04779	54	50	3	1
5232	Since when did you decide to go bottom up?	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
5233	It's not turtles all the way down.	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
5234	I don't care if you're giving them purpose in life. Animals aren't allowed in the circus anymore.	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
5235	Hear me out Charlene, if Buster holds still long enough just think how it will look on the Christmas cards.	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
5236	Well someone on social media said 'DM for collab' so I'm quitting my job.	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
5237	Do you think the cockatiel would turn it into a food chain orgy?	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
5238	Where's the rubber ducky?	1.0923	0.04765	65	61	2	2
5239	I don’t think this is what your life coach meant when she said we needed balance.	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
5240	Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5241	Okay okay, I'll wear a mask to Cirque du Soleil	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5242	I’m having trouble balancing things in my life….	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
5243	You know I've been going to great lengths.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5244	We've got a gig in Bremen.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
5245	I thought we could go as the Bremen Town Musicians. Slip between Ralph and Fluffy and we'll get this show on the road.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
5246	For God's sakes, Beth, what more do I have to do to convince you of my worth?	1.0921	0.04262	76	71	3	2
5247	Goldie is not happy with your act!	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5248	It’s pets all the way up…	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
5249	Move over Honey, the Kids wanna jump on the couch and watch, 'Dr Doolittle' with you...	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
5250	Please don’t leave me. I can prove you that I can still hold this all together and balance a lot of things.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
5251	Happy wife, happy life” *but the fish says i	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
5252	Okay, go to Bremen Town. You’re no use around here anymore.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
5253	Now place my self of self-worth on top of the fish.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
5254	If you balance on top, we'll have the power pyramid in this house.	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
5255	For Halloween, we want to be the Bremen Town Musicians.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5256	We ARE the reborn circus with both a balancing act AND wild animals!	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
5257	Here a moo moo, there a moo moo. Everywhere a moo moo.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5258	Now will you date me?	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
5259	You said you wouldn’t kink-shame us.	1.0909	0.04208	77	72	3	2
5260	All present and accounted for. Now can I have that drink?	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
5261	America's Got Talent"-The Home Gam	1.0909	0.03837	88	82	4	2
5262	Darling, life is a great balancing act.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5263	The ducks shooting at the gun	1.0909	0.04208	77	72	3	2
5264	I'm trying to get their perspective.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
5265	Would you please get these animals off my back? I promise I’ll feed them now, really, I promise!	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
5266	I thought your fairy tale fetish goes beyond big bad wolves.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
5267	You say side effect, I say side effective.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
5268	Fine! But how is dinner coming along?	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
5269	We all apologize if we did anything to offend you.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
5270	Getting pretty good at managing the ol’ work-life balance if I do say so.	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
5271	Yes, they know I am working from home and no I don't think getting a pony is a good idea.	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
5272	Great. For your next trick, I want all of you to get me to orgasm.	1.0896	0.04626	67	63	2	2
5273	Well, Harry, it's great that you've kept up with your pandemic hobby. But I'm worried about the average life expectancy of our fish.	1.0896	0.04626	67	63	2	2
5274	I thought we were doing this for a Tic-Tok video	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
5275	Where's our smallest flea?	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
5276	Say mother may I.	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
5277	Who would like a sip of Mommy's Chardonnay?	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
5278	Since when did the Ringling Bros. circus stop using animal acts?	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
5279	Conserve your energy, Jerry. Tomorrow is another day to find a sense of purpose.	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
5280	What else do you want from us Kate?	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
5281	With the state of the world today, I’ve decided being a house pet seemed like a more reasonable way to live. We’d all like a treat, please.	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
5282	It’s tough here at the bottom, but sometimes a little bit does trickle down.	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
5283	I'm not giving you a piggyback again George no matter how much you whine	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
5284	Your turn to do yoga now..	1.0893	0.04613	56	52	3	1
5285	I think we're ready for that potty break now	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
5286	Don't you think you're taking the, "Treat your husband like Shamu" thing a little far?	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
5287	Good job, gang. You’ve been practicing!	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
5288	And you think marriage is hard.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
5289	My husband is a lightweight. anytime we drink, he likes to stack our pets on his back	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
5290	But if you climb on, who’ll snap the photo?	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5291	There is no more George. You will refer to us as Tommy Odwalla. This is cool now. What we’re doing right here is cool.	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
5292	And I don’t know why we can’t find the fly.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5293	I hope you don't want to climb aboard !	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
5294	How else do I exercise our pets and its good for their balance?	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
5295	The controlling thing. You’re doing it again.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5296	He’s finally balancing work and home life!	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5297	If you enjoyed this production, find the best long form articles read aloud in the Autm app, available now for iPhone and Android.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5298	The dog wants to go out.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5299	See you in Bremen !	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
5300	Patience, dear, I'll refresh your martini when pet time ends.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5301	It’s an intervention, you’re watching too much ‘ Bridgerton.’	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
5302	Jesus, Frank, I thought I told you to leave the animals out of your weird sex stuff.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5303	What has 12 legs, 8 eyes & crawls around?	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5304	Is this what a feminist looks like?	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5305	Laura, I just enjoy every minute with them before they spread the next pandemic.	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
5306	This is what I call our current nuclear family style.	1.0877	0.04534	57	53	3	1
5307	This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you to show me your stuff.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5308	Ok,so I have the balancing play part down,but the balancing work in this relationship might not be quite there as yet.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5309	Can we all get a treat for pulling off this feat?	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5310	The fish kept eating the fly, so that’s one less to our pyramid scheme.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5311	What? You're not taking your usual position at the top of the pyramid?	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
5312	Is this your meshugganah variation on Chad Gadya?	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
5313	Honey, this isn't just another crazy scheme of ours. We are actually running away to join the circus.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5314	We can crawl away and join the circus!	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5315	Okay, we promise not to get on the couch again when you're drinking your wine.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5316	Well it feels like I have a monkey on my back.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5317	It’s a trend.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5318	Wait, there's a weight on my back.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5319	The ex-president recommends a well-balanced riot.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5320	Fine, I’ll pick up the kids this week. Geez. #balancingresponsibilities	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5321	Sorry you didn’t make it on mat	1.0870	0.04495	69	65	2	2
5322	See? The bottom's as important as the top.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5323	Our outing included a visit to the aquarium, a Lion King matinee, and a fast bus chase.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5324	Can we move to a different metaverse now?	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5325	Right track Harold, but without Angus, Smitty, and Frish!	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5326	I accidentally clicked both 'in person' and 'at home' when I bought the tickets.	1.0864	0.04005	81	76	3	2
5327	Well, if you can’t juggle get out of the circus.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5328	I don’t care how entertaining you think you are dear, we’re not canceling our revenge vacation this summer.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5329	My achin’ back - no more pets!	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
5330	Can we please go outside; the bowl, the window, the yard, the marriage?	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
5331	We collectively request that you consider serving a turducken this year at Thanksgiving.	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
5332	You can clean the aquarium any time now	1.0862	0.04458	58	54	3	1
5333	Is this a proposal of marriage?	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
5334	We are the New Yorker Stadtmusikanten	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
5335	I'd like to appeal my position.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5336	Tell me we're not Hindu.	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
5337	Honey, have you had enough time to WINE DOWN?” We’re STARVING !!	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
5338	You said I would be able to marry you if I could balance all your responsibilities but this is ridiculous!	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5339	I know, I know. I'm the jackass, and we don't have a rooster. But give us your ill-gotten gains or Chloe will scratch your eyes out.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5340	Of course, Cheops is made of stone.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5341	Day one after the internet went down: ,Can we pleaze change positions now, I feel withdrawal Symptoms and need my dose, too.‘	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
5342	Actually you're fourth bottom of the heap.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5343	I thought we are making a TikTok video?	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5344	Was this really the best way to get around the lease’s no pet policy?	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5345	Now, can you please prepare our dinners?	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
5346	Save some space for me!	1.0847	0.04384	59	55	3	1
5347	Man, your doggone fishy stunts look like a catastrophe!	1.0847	0.03657	59	54	5	0
5348	Ok now guy's lift the right foot and paw and you Fishy jump out of the water into Whitey's mouth. Good job. Wheres my phone i gotta records this.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5349	Now that you all have assembled...I have an announcement to make. No more streaming Animal Channel!	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5350	Will you please take your feet off the sofa? We have to sit there too, to watch the fish.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5351	Qui vit sans folie n'est pas si sage qu'il croit.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5352	So are you a cat or a dog person?	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5353	My manager asked me to do this during the break in the marketing conference	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5354	You don't appreciate our pyramid scheme?	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5355	Hurry. Get the leash.	1.0845	0.04370	71	67	2	2
5356	Maybe I don't feel like fixing dinner...	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5357	...and so, you see, the "Love'Pyramid' is not unlike the 'Food Pyramid''	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5358	, “Does this please you Cleopatra “	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5359	No, not in the fish. I wonder where my glasses are.	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
5360	We will win "America's Got Talent" with this act, right!?!	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5361	OK, OK! I'll get the cable fixed first thing tomorrow!	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5362	No, not the Bremen one, the crossing-the-river-two-at-a-time one.	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
5363	OK, you win. Can you move them so I can use the bathroom?	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5364	Do our pets have to substitute for kids in every respect?	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5365	This isn't Bremen, but you are an ass.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5366	So did you understand my presentation? Do you now understand how Epstein did not kill himself?	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5367	Claire, I know how the circus let you down this year. Does this fill your craving for an animal act?	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5368	I can join the circus only if we could jump through a ring.	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
5369	I'm a donkey and that's a roosterfish.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5370	We're practicing for America's Got Talent	1.0833	0.04311	72	68	2	2
5371	Giddy up..up..up..up....	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5372	They wanted to see what you look like from my point of you.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5373	„ I know how much you love Grimms’ Fairy Tales, honey. May I present our reenactment of the Bremen town musicians to you.“	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5374	Say, bark, meow please, or whatever it is you do ,if you want me to get off my butt and fix dinner	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
5375	There. I did it. Can I please watch what I want now!?	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5376	I still say we should buy a car.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5377	Do you like the new coffee table?	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5378	I swear, I didn't do that. I swear, arf-arf. I swear, miau-miau. I swear, glu-glu...	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5379	Johnny and Amber or US?	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5380	The goldfish has got this, Mildred. Now, don't go doubting the goldfish again.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5381	When will your phone be fixed, again?	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5382	It’s Brother’s Grimm. Not a TikTok.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5383	If you had included an amphibian and at least one species of bird I might have been impressed.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5384	We call ourselves the Pet Quartet.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5385	Whadda mean "Stupid Pet Tricks" is not a thing anymore!	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
5386	Chester freckles and blinky are killing it. But your back isn’t straight.	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
5387	darn - the tortoise got away.	1.0820	0.04243	61	57	3	1
5388	When you said you were interested in petting, this isn't what I pictured.	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
5389	No, I don't think a little fish food would make any difference.	1.0820	0.04243	61	57	3	1
5390	Look,Karen ! I really don't like the way the cat is behaving right now !	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
5391	Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please!	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
5392	I think I’ve changed my mind about having kids	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
5393	The goldfish told the cat who told the dog who told me that animals acts are a no go.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5394	Now get on the team and change that ceiling fan's bulb.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5395	It's not every day you meet an animal trainer who doubles as a marriage counselor. Bless her heart.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5396	What happens to the fishbowl when you stand up again?	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5397	Another olive for the fish, please?	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5398	I'm 'bout to release some wild animals... towards ya.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5399	In the words of the great Al Green, 'Let's stay to-ge-e-e-ether...'	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5400	It’s a balancing act to balance our relationship.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5401	hey Joe,you forgot Marty the parakeet.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5402	Have you seen Ratatouille?	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5403	Oh, I see it's the newest yoga position- dog, cat, goldfish in a bowl- replacing goat yoga	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
5404	Yes, I let them walk all over me to get what they want! What about Aunt Lucy? She lets her dogs get away with MURDER!	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
5405	your goldfish is driving my cat that drives your dog that drives me crazy, crazy, crazy, you know your place in this line, right?	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
5406	You're the one who wanted to role-play - can you get up and find me my striped hat and red bow tie?	1.0806	0.04176	62	58	3	1
5407	We love you ! Master	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
5408	Look, we don't have to keep the gorilla, we just need it long enough to get the Christmas card photo.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
5409	See I told you, it's not a pyramid scheme.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5410	I know I'm no Prince Charming,but there IS one fairy tale I can make come true!	1.0800	0.04142	75	71	2	2
5411	Coffee table, schmoffee table!	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5412	It’s easier than balancing the budget.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5413	Doggonit...let's go catfishing	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5414	You said if we held this position while you finished a glass of wine, we could get a horse next.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5415	I see you parents $ to acrobatic’s and etiquette school finally are paying off Harold.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5416	I’m really starting to feel pet upon.	1.0795	0.03693	88	83	3	2
5417	I think that it's time for this story hour to be over!	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5418	Come-on under so I may chase you	1.0794	0.04112	63	59	3	1
5419	How many pets do we have to get?	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5420	Can we re-subscribe to HBO Max now honey?	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5421	Pookie ookie, remember when I explained "blockchain" and how we can make tons of money ...	1.0789	0.04088	76	72	2	2
5422	Okay, I get it. Pearl onion not olive. Now may I please stop?	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5423	Katy Perry's going to say you need to work on self-esteem.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5424	I had a Saint Bernard as a kid who loved doing this Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5425	Trick, tricks, tricks . . . I know you think acting out fairy tales is great entertainment, but I’d rather watch an episode of “Inventing Anna” and enjoy my wine .	1.0781	0.04049	64	60	3	1
5426	If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times begging only works if you bring me gifts.	1.0781	0.04049	64	60	3	1
5427	At the point where you're ready to replace the Jinga game I threw away, I'd be all for it.	1.0781	0.04049	64	60	3	1
5428	You think you could win Daytona on Season 3 of Cheer with that?	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5429	So now you want me to stand up and not disturb those on my back?	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5430	You: act like you know me You: clean up the litter box You: fetch You: take out the garbage	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5431	Honey, when I talked to you about trying dare things, I meant in the intimacy.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5432	Can you pour me four?	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5433	Are you sure Extreme Charades is "the best new party game"?	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5434	For crying out loud Janine- the answer was of course Bring it On: The Musical.	1.0769	0.03988	65	61	3	1
5435	I give up. No, wait! Are you a blooming onion from Outback Steakhouse?	1.0769	0.03985	78	74	2	2
5436	I was so inspired went we went to Bremen three years ago.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5437	Yeaaaaaa …if you could just a move a littttle to the left… PERFECT the WIFI is working!	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5438	Yes dear, there’s you and then the rest of the pecking order.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5439	She was trying to reach the sink to freshen the water in her bowl…	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5440	Is this what you meant when you said you wanted us to spice up date night?	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5441	I’m so glad that we decided against buying that cattle ranch years ago.	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5442	Does the Airbnb pet policy say anything about pyramid schemes?	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
5443	The Christian Trinity: dog is Father; cat, Son; goldfish, Holy Ghost. Easy to grasp! Got it?	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5444	Strangely, it turns out that fish are the dominant species.... And Fritz is struggling with it...	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5445	We've gone through enough pets babe, do I really need to get on the elephants back?That bastard's unstable!	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5446	Right now I am pet-tree-fied.	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5447	So, you forgot to buy a Donkey and dicided to use me as a replacement huh.....	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5448	I just decided that demonstrating how the new textbooks explain the force of gravity will work better if I actually use turtles.	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5449	Join us, Miriam, jooooinnn ussss...	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5450	Fcku you runnin' bay-yawtch dear. The stilted New Yorker cartoon contest is stacked. Period.	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5451	I should think your part would be rather obvious by now...	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5452	It was tough day, dear. Please, bring me some cheese...	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5453	Okay... we'll work on it for a while to make it more interesting... and call it "THE ARISTOCRATS !"	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5454	After arranging the stuffed remains of her past lovers in a pyramid, Mildred almost felt happy. Then she downed another glass of whiteout and felt her insides sieze.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5455	Pets all the way down.	1.0741	0.03597	54	50	4	0
5456	Please, I am begging you, enough with the reality TV!	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5457	It's way past feeding time!	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5458	Get the picture quick. I want to be in the Guiness Book.	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5459	You want me to take the fishbowl off the cat's back? Why don't you just stand up?	1.0735	0.04353	68	65	1	2
5460	Still not good enough for you?	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5461	I'm developing a tricky routine for a new kind of circus. What are you doing?	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5462	We promise you wine with no whine.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5463	Frankly, it was a lot worse before we were empty-nesters.	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5464	.”“And now I’m a Fishy-cat Dog-man	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5465	You can return to the office. I can balance the pandemic pets myself.	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5466	The 1st version had a mouse, but didnt work out very well	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5467	So you wanna tell me Susan, that this really is a tale in Bremen that the Germans worship?	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5468	NCIS: Hawai’i is in reruns until when?	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5469	At least we don't have to cross our legs until the plumber arrives.	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5470	Now give me your best Cirque du Soleil.	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
5471	I thought you said you had a furry fetish.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5472	Alright, you've made your point! Anal it is - but just this once!	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5473	Now I'm told circus acts cannot include animals, so I have to start again.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5474	The rabbit died!	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5475	Skip it Fred, I’m not going to to sit on the gold fish bowl with a drink in my hand.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5476	Do you expect mģe to fit on the fishbowl?	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5477	I saw this on TikTok once and decided to get with the times.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5478	Are you still watching	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5479	Her petulance too high to be overshot by his pets	1.0714	0.03473	56	52	4	0
5480	Oh,Dear,was there an insurrection? All this time you had said that you were the boss.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5481	I'm sorry 'bout the tix honey, but yeah, Jerk du Soleil is pretty harsh.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5482	Okay, you are almost there...	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5483	I know you don't want to watch the news anymore, but this is ridiculous.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5484	Well, you said my life was unbalanced, didn't you?	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5485	Ok, now pour some of your plankton-tini into the bowl.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5486	I thought we agreed that the pets weren’t allowed on the human furniture either”	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5487	Who’s the boss	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5488	No I get what a turducken is, I'm just having trouble following the recipe	1.0702	0.03413	57	53	4	0
5489	You said you didn’t want any pets, Richard.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5490	Guess I'm pairing your white wine with fish today.	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5491	Why should the stupid pets get all the tricks?	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5492	The fish would never work with the cat; you’re drunk and hallucinating , Marjorie.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5493	Nala meowed, then Alexa said, ‘Here’s what I found about the Bremen Town Musicians.’	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5494	We are forming a pyramid and your on top.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5495	This is how we balance the food chain	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5496	Have you heard of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs?	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5497	And then it occurred to Janine, in the future, the food chain may be reversed	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5498	Goldie says she wants Chicken Kiev, with a glass of Chardonnay, this evening.	1.0690	0.02363	116	108	8	0
5499	Lighten up, Sweetheart - I'm just trying to please you.	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5500	But you said if I sold my Funcko Pop collection, sent our child to boarding school, and became a hive mind with the pets that you would do it. So, here I am on my hands and my knees begging you to keep your end of the bargain & peg me, Claudia.	1.0685	0.04059	73	70	1	2
5501	Pheromone, you are so irresistible!	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5502	Cirque du Soleil canceled their show, but we wanted to let you know your are still loved.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5503	Looks like we’re all in the doghouse tonight…	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5504	„When you told me you‘d make fairytales come true for me - that‘s not what I was expecting.“	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5505	Well, if you don't think we're ready yet for Cirque du Soleil, how about our recording a CD called, 'The NEW Bremen Town Musicians' instead?	1.0682	0.03149	88	83	4	1
5506	That's not how it works.	1.0678	0.03301	59	55	4	0
5507	A little to the right and the game will be over.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5508	That’s my spot Carol, you know I only like sitting on the right side. And why are you drinking again? You said you’d stop with the wine. It never ends with you.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5509	The world rests on the back of an elephant who stands on the back of a turtle…	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5510	How this for balancing life/work experience. Now put the wine glass on top of my head.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5511	I am just trying to make sure that I am helping you understand by explaining it completely	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
5512	Yes, this may be risky, but I'm telling you right now, bae, sitting like that for an extended period of time is just as risky! That knee is going to be so nuked! Now give the wine to the cat...	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5513	Dogpile!	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
5514	Don't tell me you can sit still for this!	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5515	One more trick and I think we have the million dollar Vegas show.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5516	We take a bow to you, we’re so hungry!	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5517	What about 'neigh, neigh, neighghghgh' don't you understand?	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5518	Rocky knows he wasn’t your idea and Snowpea knows there’s a perfectly good scratching post in the kitchen but just because Robert occasionally forgets to put the seat down that would be a horrible way for Harvey Goldfish to go.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5519	Now if you manage to keep that in balance, 24/7.. for the next 30 years...in heels.. sure honey, i'll cut back on the wine.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5520	Catfished yet again by a man with a dog	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5521	What do you think? Does this look like the Brothers Grimm story?	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5522	Will you marry me ? And mine?	1.0656	0.03959	61	58	2	1
5523	Now carefully balance your wine glass on my eyeball.	1.0649	0.03377	77	73	3	1
5524	The act we are about to perform is called the Aristocrats.	1.0645	0.03896	62	59	2	1
5525	Care for a swim?	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
5526	I'm just practicing my act for the "Evolution Circus."	1.0645	0.03896	62	59	2	1
5527	Arby’s, honey, Arby’s!” Date night on a budget	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
5528	Henry, Maverick, Jinx and Moby have had it with Muriel's drinking on the couch. It was time for an intervention.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5529	Honey, do you think we're good enough to be on America's Got Talent?	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5530	We bow-wow to you, kind Mistress: Would you like some goldfish crackers with your drink?	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5531	Have you any fish food?	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5532	Well for starters, I do not come from a long line of proud American farmers.	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5533	I was thinking I could do something like this for this year's talent show at work	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5534	Tada. The Aristocrats	1.0635	0.03835	63	60	2	1
5535	It's a variation of goat yoga.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5536	Honey, we’re clearly acting out the food chain pyramid. We’ll need more practice before charades night.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5537	Nice act, but what do you call it?	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5538	FIRST, SECOND, THIRD! In that order!	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5539	See, I can balance the dog, cat, and fish on my back, so I must be superior to them, right?	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5540	Yes, yes… good. Now, Finley… ball up Nathan’s underwear and stuff it in Nugget’s mouth… Yeah… That’s good. Goddamn, that’s really good.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5541	please, honey, just go get the gerbil	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5542	If you didn’t know where the fish food was, you could have just said so.	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
5543	Do I have to sing for my Sauvignon?	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5544	No respect around here! We’re headed for Bremen!	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5545	Very funny Alice. Hardy har har.	1.0615	0.03719	65	62	2	1
5546	It would appear the Cat in the Hate is real.	1.0615	0.03719	65	62	2	1
5547	'" I don't think your idea of collective yoga works."	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5548	I know darling but did we really need to physically recreate the pecking order in this home?	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5549	Can I borrow these for my evolution lecture tomorrow	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5550	I swear to God that wasn't the plot!	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5551	And Sally and I forgot what to do. The Cat in the Hat disappeared when we grew.	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5552	Quick honey, climb on top of the fish before the cat eats it.	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5553	Can I have the wine for two zuzim?	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5554	Tired of the usual role playing during sex,Henry tried something new /old to get Estelle	1.0588	0.03065	85	81	3	1
5555	Just remember, if you okay this, we’ll be saddled with it on social media for years.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5556	Don't you see? I'm the pyramid of basic human needs! The goldfish is food, water, & shelter, and the other pets and I are 9 hours a day of scrolling on TikTok	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5557	Honey, I'm so glad we have cable. What an exciting finish to this year's National Cheerleading Championship!	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5558	Roll over? Hokey-doke, if you say so...brace yourself Mr. Bubbles.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5559	Ok, maybe I was wrong..we should be allowed to look at our phones	1.0577	0.03265	52	49	3	0
5560	We're going for the first 11-minute quad-species plank. You're recording, right?	1.0577	0.04266	52	50	1	1
5561	We’ve had enough of your neglect! We’re going to Bremen Town to be musicians there!	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5562	They want to sign up for cheerleading camp this summer.	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5563	Well I don’t think BROADWAY will find my one-man production of The Lion King more insufferable than your mother’s funeral Deborah.	1.0571	0.03457	70	67	2	1
5564	Honey, I’m embracing my North German heritage. Anyone can drink Lager wearing lederhosen, but who else do you know who recreates “The State Musicians of Bremen” with their pets?	1.0571	0.03457	70	67	2	1
5565	Well, that’s not exactly how we used to do it when I was cheerleading captain, but the goldfish bowl is an interesting add on….	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5566	The television was invented in 1927 1926:	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5567	Well John, thanks for trying but it still doesn't help with sharing the mental load.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5568	Do you want to be the base or the tip?	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5569	It's Friday. No need for stacking your hunger, I will get to your dinners after my third Martini.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5570	Think of a search for dignity from the Grimm Brothers' "The Musicians of Bremen," not "Pet Yoga in the Time of the Plague" from December's "GOOP."	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
5571	Your exaggerations, Edward… What do you mean you balance everything, while all I do is drink? Ahem, I could use a top-off.	1.0556	0.03146	54	51	3	0
5572	Honey, don't you think we're practically ready to sublet the room?	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5573	More wine honey?	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5574	I thought you wanted more balance in our life. Sophia Shen, San Francisco	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
5575	I always make mine stirred, not shaken.	1.0545	0.03090	55	52	3	0
5576	Janine, I’m beginning to think there are better methods for staging our next coffee table than this.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5577	I wonder which Jenna piece they'll choose first	1.0541	0.03272	74	71	2	1
5578	They just called to tell me we're going to be on Americas Got Talent next month. Wanted to wait to tell you till I got the call. Surprise !	1.0536	0.03036	56	53	3	0
5579	Does my pyramid with pets impress you enough to move in?	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
5580	I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear you just say we’re ordered least to favorite on top.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
5581	We've been practicing for all of the pandemic.	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
5582	I'd stack my pets up against anyone's	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
5583	Things don't look so Grimm now that we've updated our home-security system.	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
5584	No, the dog should NOT be in front of my mouth.	1.0476	0.02338	84	80	4	0
5585	So you're saying YOU do this kind of balancing act every time I take a break? AND THAT I TAKE BREAKS ALL THE TIME?	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
5586	Honey, get the camera immediately! I promise I'll go back to the office next week.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
5587	Please, forgive us	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
5588	OK honey, I completed the Dog Whisperer, Cat Whisperer, and Fish Whisperer online courses-which one did you take?	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
5589	Honey, I’m glad I’m entertaining you but I don’t know about this new form of yoga.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
5590	Pretty please? I ran out of cherries!	1.0455	0.02233	88	84	4	0
5591	Phil just couldn't shake the compulsion to relive his days as a college cheerleader by serving as the "base" for the family pyramid.	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
5592	My theory of everything is much better, and turtle-free. Edgar Zapata, Orlando, FL	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
5593	When I said we should table to discussion on getting pets, this is not what I had in mind.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
5594	We're Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5595	Well, the circus has to do something to replace the elephants !	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5596	Please, hon, get the worm.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5597	Please, don't cry on Mother's Day!	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5598	I promise to love you ForEver, now may I have drink?	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5599	Just think how many titles the Celtics would have won if I came up with this earlier.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5600	The act ends with the fish bowel being thrust upward as we each land on our feet with the cat catching the fish in its mouth.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5601	I know what you asked for honey but the fish absolutely nixed being on the bottom.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5602	NETWORK PREMIER : Joe Biden's "THE SOPHISTICATED" starring Hunter Biden and Randi Weingarten as the disfunctional elite with neighbors Patrisse Cullors and the Beto Bozo .. executive producer Nancy Pelosi and directorial debut from AOC 🍷🍷	1.0411	0.03046	73	71	1	1
5603	But you said our priorities need rebalancing.	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
5604	Yeah and don"t forget to take the trash out.	1.0395	0.02248	76	73	3	0
5605	Polly, I’ve look everywhere the pets.	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
5606	I could use a little help with the mortgage.	1.0390	0.02889	77	75	1	1
5607	You see, we all have what it takes to become town musicians of Bremen. Er… any chance we could stay?	1.0385	0.02192	78	75	3	0
5608	The turducken you made the other day has me confused.	1.0370	0.02594	54	52	2	0
5609	I carry the house, the kids, you, how much more do you expect me to carry on my back?	1.0370	0.02111	81	78	3	0
5610	You are the missing link Diana, not the homo erectus.	1.0364	0.02547	55	53	2	0
5611	In the napping house, where everyone is sleeping. Except Rachel, she was woke.	1.0364	0.02547	55	53	2	0
5612	Happy Wife. Happy Life for All.	1.0357	0.02502	56	54	2	0
5613	Are we ready for the circus yet?	1.0351	0.02459	57	55	2	0
5614	Come and knock on my door… 5’s company too !	1.0345	0.02417	58	56	2	0
5615	I'm sure we could get some sort of viral video response from "The Cat in the Hat" crowd	1.0333	0.02337	60	58	2	0
5616	This is not what she had in mind when she said they needed more balance in their life.	1.0333	0.02337	60	58	2	0
5617	If you think this is something you should have heard what the elephant wanted to do.	1.0328	0.02299	61	59	2	0
5618	No record breaking stunt here. We forgot the bird!"	1.0323	0.02262	62	60	2	0
5619	I get that this is your thing, and I'm happy to do it, but is the guy sitting in the armchair in the corner really necessary?	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
5620	I'm getting ready for this coming summers night dream.	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
5621	Will you be a prom chaperone with me?	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
5622	When you mentioned meditation for grounding, this isnt what i was expecting.	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
5623	Me having fun with my pets . The biggest one I was gifted at my happy wedding.	1.0260	0.01825	77	75	2	0
5624	...and then I said, "It's turtles all the way down."	1.0189	0.01905	53	52	1	0
5625	Still don’t feel anything. Although I swear, the Instagram ad promised True Happiness with the latest “human companion” upgrade!	1.0169	0.01709	59	58	1	0
5626	That's not exactly what I meant when I said let's play Boar on the floor with more levels.	1.0167	0.01681	60	59	1	0
5627	Not impressed! I've seen that one on America's Got Talent last week. And that contestant used 5 dogs, 3 cats and 2 fishbowls.	1.0161	0.01626	62	61	1	0
5628	All for you, your highness.	1.0159	0.01600	63	62	1	0
5629	Ok. What is the other thing I have to do so that you will accept my apology?	1.0156	0.01575	64	63	1	0
5630	Honey, I am tired of keeping you and the pets amused during the Covid Pandemic:" Vipin Bery,Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co	1.0137	0.01379	73	72	1	0
5631	I'm doing a balancing act as I have Fido, Ashley, and Goldie on my back in the living room!	1.0000	0.01653	61	61	0	0

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