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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-05-29T18:25:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-06-12T18:26:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-06-06T18:26:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 13, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5632 |
Number of responses | 656353 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You're home early. | 1.8581 | 0.01631 | 2580 | 1094 | 758 | 728 |
1 | And that’s how cryptocurrency works. | 1.7997 | 0.01604 | 2636 | 1210 | 744 | 682 |
2 | It just doesn’t feel like anything I do impresses you anymore. | 1.7553 | 0.01467 | 2673 | 1176 | 975 | 522 |
3 | Whatever you do, don't say "sit"! | 1.7530 | 0.01848 | 1814 | 841 | 580 | 393 |
4 | So, you told me to get my act together. Now what? | 1.7505 | 0.01529 | 2485 | 1109 | 887 | 489 |
5 | It's called downward dogcatfish. | 1.7452 | 0.01607 | 2406 | 1132 | 755 | 519 |
6 | Please tell me that the wet spot on my back is from the fishbowl. | 1.7449 | 0.01455 | 2924 | 1373 | 924 | 627 |
7 | At least I got the monkey off my back. | 1.7424 | 0.01651 | 2158 | 984 | 746 | 428 |
8 | It took 2.5 years of a pandemic, but we finally nailed it. | 1.7410 | 0.01602 | 2255 | 1020 | 799 | 436 |
9 | TAKE THE PICTURE TAKE THE PICTURE TAKE THE PICTURE!!! | 1.7334 | 0.01487 | 2738 | 1291 | 886 | 561 |
10 | The real trick's going to be getting on the horse. | 1.7331 | 0.01495 | 2709 | 1278 | 876 | 555 |
11 | Wait'll you see the dismount! | 1.7328 | 0.01630 | 2152 | 979 | 769 | 404 |
12 | Carefully place the wine glass on my head. | 1.7230 | 0.01648 | 2148 | 1006 | 731 | 411 |
13 | Where's the bird"?" Is that really your reaction | 1.7224 | 0.02083 | 1387 | 663 | 446 | 278 |
14 | We've decided to stop competing for your attention and join forces. | 1.7132 | 0.02511 | 917 | 434 | 312 | 171 |
15 | if you can do that, i don’t see what’s stopping you from emptying the dishwasher | 1.7070 | 0.01542 | 2611 | 1305 | 766 | 540 |
16 | It was their idea. | 1.7045 | 0.01722 | 1912 | 908 | 661 | 343 |
17 | Quick! What has 4 heads, 3 tails, no dignity and desperately needs a martini? | 1.7045 | 0.01503 | 2741 | 1373 | 805 | 563 |
18 | Let’s see your mother call me a loser now! | 1.7003 | 0.01950 | 1548 | 757 | 498 | 293 |
19 | What makes you think I've been working from home too long? | 1.7001 | 0.01610 | 2094 | 976 | 770 | 348 |
20 | Here's a riddle: What has twelve limbs, eight eyes, four fins, and wants a divorce? | 1.6919 | 0.01844 | 1866 | 968 | 505 | 393 |
21 | The one time you don't have your phone. | 1.6916 | 0.01719 | 1897 | 914 | 654 | 329 |
22 | I’m just a guy, with a fish, on a cat, on a dog, on a man, on his hands and knees begging you to forgive me. | 1.6910 | 0.01585 | 2356 | 1173 | 738 | 445 |
23 | We were all hoping for a treat tonight | 1.6890 | 0.01430 | 2846 | 1408 | 915 | 523 |
24 | Marge, we need to talk about your drinking. | 1.6861 | 0.01887 | 1682 | 850 | 510 | 322 |
25 | Actually, could you answer the door this time? | 1.6738 | 0.01516 | 2284 | 1093 | 843 | 348 |
26 | I'm at a point where my emotional support animals need emotional support animals. | 1.6718 | 0.02289 | 1097 | 554 | 349 | 194 |
27 | Oh…you’re home early | 1.6705 | 0.02977 | 695 | 366 | 192 | 137 |
28 | Very good. Now roll over. | 1.6645 | 0.02066 | 1392 | 725 | 409 | 258 |
29 | Well, you said you were sick of my dog and pony show | 1.6627 | 0.01514 | 2378 | 1184 | 812 | 382 |
30 | Okay, now hand me the unicycle. | 1.6609 | 0.01510 | 2418 | 1215 | 808 | 395 |
31 | I hope that's aquarium waterI feel! | 1.6606 | 0.01683 | 2045 | 1057 | 625 | 363 |
32 | The goat yoga class was full. | 1.6523 | 0.01832 | 1671 | 860 | 532 | 279 |
33 | And what skill did YOU learn during quarantine? | 1.6514 | 0.02094 | 1219 | 612 | 420 | 187 |
34 | Can we talk about this later? I'm balancing at a lot at the moment. | 1.6499 | 0.01719 | 1765 | 877 | 629 | 259 |
35 | Are you sure you want to bring a baby into this? | 1.6482 | 0.01610 | 2075 | 1051 | 703 | 321 |
36 | The hardest part was getting the fish to stay in the middle. | 1.6442 | 0.01768 | 1782 | 926 | 564 | 292 |
37 | Honey, I think our marriage counselor might be messing with us. | 1.6424 | 0.01658 | 2033 | 1061 | 638 | 334 |
38 | I don't complain about your drinking. | 1.6315 | 0.01799 | 1726 | 917 | 528 | 281 |
39 | So, couldn't you just propose on one knee like every other guy?" | 1.6315 | 0.02123 | 1194 | 622 | 390 | 182 |
40 | The tough part will be the dismount. | 1.6240 | 0.01967 | 1343 | 696 | 456 | 191 |
41 | At least you got the monkey off your back. | 1.6222 | 0.02452 | 945 | 514 | 274 | 157 |
42 | Stop me if you've heard this one. | 1.6152 | 0.01970 | 1588 | 917 | 367 | 304 |
43 | It all started when I lost a contact lens. | 1.6149 | 0.02026 | 1327 | 715 | 408 | 204 |
44 | I'm not saying I'll never look for a new job, I just want some acknowledgement of the skills I've acquired since the layoff." | 1.6072 | 0.02067 | 1166 | 609 | 406 | 151 |
45 | Don’t look at me that way, it was the cat’s idea | 1.6070 | 0.02187 | 1117 | 604 | 348 | 165 |
46 | Of course I admire the discipline involved. I just think you should go back to the office . | 1.6055 | 0.02181 | 1095 | 586 | 355 | 154 |
47 | One lazy Sunday afternoon,glass of Chardonnay in her hand, Martha suddenly realized that her heart truly belonged to someone, anyone, other than Bill. | 1.6027 | 0.02284 | 1125 | 642 | 288 | 195 |
48 | You're the one who said I need to work on my performance issues. | 1.6011 | 0.02130 | 1083 | 568 | 379 | 136 |
49 | You weren't filming?!? | 1.5963 | 0.02254 | 1080 | 602 | 312 | 166 |
50 | We really need to go out. | 1.5933 | 0.02323 | 986 | 544 | 299 | 143 |
51 | I'm helping Bobby with his science project on evolution. | 1.5925 | 0.02372 | 1178 | 728 | 202 | 248 |
52 | All four of us are sorry. | 1.5870 | 0.02309 | 1012 | 568 | 294 | 150 |
53 | We tried it the other way. That’s how we lost the first fish. | 1.5841 | 0.02437 | 868 | 479 | 271 | 118 |
54 | what did you think i meant by pyramid scheme? | 1.5834 | 0.02538 | 833 | 469 | 242 | 122 |
55 | There. NOW can we have sex?!? | 1.5819 | 0.02540 | 842 | 478 | 238 | 126 |
56 | I don't usually do this on a first date. | 1.5811 | 0.02438 | 888 | 498 | 264 | 126 |
57 | Okay, two syllables... | 1.5777 | 0.02572 | 798 | 450 | 235 | 113 |
58 | I’d like to be on top, just once. | 1.5737 | 0.02573 | 760 | 422 | 240 | 98 |
59 | Poor Stan misunderstood when his wife asked to try something new tonight. | 1.5648 | 0.02643 | 779 | 455 | 208 | 116 |
60 | Once we have our costumes on, it will really tie the whole act together. | 1.5641 | 0.02546 | 725 | 397 | 247 | 81 |
61 | I dunno. Maybe some applause? | 1.5627 | 0.02547 | 670 | 356 | 251 | 63 |
62 | The mouse had a previous engagement. | 1.5625 | 0.02768 | 672 | 384 | 198 | 90 |
63 | Yeah, but can you roll over? | 1.5612 | 0.02750 | 670 | 381 | 202 | 87 |
64 | Still think I'm unbalanced? | 1.5574 | 0.02721 | 723 | 424 | 195 | 104 |
65 | And I'm just saying if we got a bunny, the routine would really pop. | 1.5564 | 0.02743 | 629 | 350 | 208 | 71 |
66 | Why do they do this every time I look for something on the floor? | 1.5563 | 0.03253 | 471 | 268 | 144 | 59 |
67 | We're worried about your drinking. | 1.5546 | 0.03873 | 366 | 218 | 93 | 55 |
68 | Beg all you want, but we’re not getting a bird. | 1.5543 | 0.02836 | 626 | 359 | 187 | 80 |
69 | Fine, we will disassemble. But I think you need to admit you were wrong when you said I wouldn’t enjoy retirement. | 1.5513 | 0.02784 | 673 | 394 | 187 | 92 |
70 | Can you get the doorbell? | 1.5512 | 0.02622 | 684 | 383 | 225 | 76 |
71 | Maslow’s hierarchy of neediness | 1.5510 | 0.02866 | 588 | 333 | 186 | 69 |
72 | It's a team building exercise for working from home. | 1.5506 | 0.02843 | 583 | 327 | 191 | 65 |
73 | I should have picked ‘truth.’ | 1.5505 | 0.02761 | 683 | 400 | 190 | 93 |
74 | One of us wants to go outside. | 1.5496 | 0.02725 | 655 | 373 | 204 | 78 |
75 | The exact moment Maggie realized she should not consume alcohol while taking her medications. | 1.5488 | 0.02926 | 645 | 389 | 158 | 98 |
76 | Okay, I’ll look for a job starting tomorrow. | 1.5484 | 0.02841 | 609 | 349 | 186 | 74 |
77 | Looking for the dog, cat and fish. Why do you ask? | 1.5482 | 0.02833 | 653 | 385 | 178 | 90 |
78 | This is a family intervention,dear. | 1.5482 | 0.02941 | 622 | 371 | 161 | 90 |
79 | What do you mean, 'Now, roll over'? | 1.5438 | 0.02890 | 651 | 393 | 162 | 96 |
80 | Nice, Herman, but it's still your night to do the dishes. | 1.5434 | 0.02807 | 611 | 350 | 190 | 71 |
81 | I’d be more impressed if you refilled my wine. | 1.5401 | 0.02874 | 624 | 370 | 171 | 83 |
82 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I wanted you to learn new tricks. | 1.5392 | 0.03041 | 536 | 313 | 157 | 66 |
83 | See? You can teach an old husband new tricks. | 1.5327 | 0.03103 | 597 | 376 | 124 | 97 |
84 | We're leaving you. | 1.5319 | 0.03234 | 502 | 304 | 129 | 69 |
85 | My life is a series of unfortunate decisions. | 1.5318 | 0.03258 | 598 | 395 | 88 | 115 |
86 | Great. Now roll over | 1.5289 | 0.03039 | 537 | 319 | 152 | 66 |
87 | I think I’m ready to go back to the office. | 1.5266 | 0.03168 | 526 | 322 | 131 | 73 |
88 | Well, what did YOU accomplish today? | 1.5245 | 0.03023 | 530 | 314 | 154 | 62 |
89 | And you want to add a child on top of this? | 1.5185 | 0.03087 | 569 | 357 | 129 | 83 |
90 | I couldn't find the gerbil! | 1.5172 | 0.03435 | 408 | 244 | 117 | 47 |
91 | Yes it's lovely dear but did you take out the trash? | 1.5156 | 0.03431 | 417 | 252 | 115 | 50 |
92 | When did you get home? | 1.5150 | 0.03386 | 466 | 292 | 108 | 66 |
93 | I'm their support person. | 1.5145 | 0.03319 | 447 | 271 | 122 | 54 |
94 | I hope they fix the cable soon. | 1.5138 | 0.03412 | 471 | 299 | 102 | 70 |
95 | Funny, normally the fish never wants to join in. | 1.5105 | 0.03281 | 478 | 297 | 118 | 63 |
96 | Impressive, I know, but it's always the dismount that has proven disastrous. | 1.5101 | 0.03407 | 398 | 237 | 119 | 42 |
97 | How long did it take the cat to get you and the dog to do this? | 1.5071 | 0.03180 | 493 | 304 | 128 | 61 |
98 | You really want to add a kid to all this? | 1.5065 | 0.03606 | 385 | 238 | 99 | 48 |
99 | If you're wondering what happened to the canary, ask the cat. | 1.5050 | 0.03389 | 398 | 238 | 119 | 41 |
100 | See, I do things around the house. | 1.5047 | 0.03386 | 430 | 265 | 113 | 52 |
101 | What does it mean? It’s a goddamn metaphor for life. | 1.5025 | 0.03596 | 402 | 254 | 94 | 54 |
102 | Fifty years ago we’d be a big hit on the Ed Sullivan Show. | 1.5013 | 0.03242 | 397 | 231 | 133 | 33 |
103 | I think we should get an actual coffee table | 1.4988 | 0.03429 | 409 | 252 | 110 | 47 |
104 | You don’t get 547 followers by playing it safe. | 1.4965 | 0.03300 | 425 | 259 | 121 | 45 |
105 | Ok where is the canary? | 1.4951 | 0.03539 | 408 | 259 | 96 | 53 |
106 | Marjorie, will you marry me, and Rex, and Mr. Fluffybritches, and Gulpy? | 1.4940 | 0.03614 | 419 | 274 | 83 | 62 |
107 | Say Something! We have been practicing this act thru the entire pandemic. | 1.4938 | 0.03383 | 405 | 248 | 114 | 43 |
108 | Of course. The one time you don't have your phone on you. | 1.4919 | 0.03272 | 433 | 266 | 121 | 46 |
109 | I tried to say no, but you’d be surprised how persuasive the goldfish is. | 1.4913 | 0.03568 | 401 | 256 | 93 | 52 |
110 | Trust me, you don’t want to know how that fishbowl got up there! | 1.4912 | 0.03651 | 342 | 209 | 98 | 35 |
111 | Joyce, we come to you with all the love this home has to offer. | 1.4905 | 0.03470 | 367 | 222 | 110 | 35 |
112 | I’d be more impressed if you washed the dishes. | 1.4891 | 0.03867 | 368 | 243 | 70 | 55 |
113 | Are you just gonna sit there and watch, or are you gonna help us with the dismount? | 1.4878 | 0.03139 | 449 | 273 | 133 | 43 |
114 | I fell for a pyramid scheme. | 1.4859 | 0.03559 | 389 | 247 | 95 | 47 |
115 | Now gently put the wineglass on top of the bowl | 1.4852 | 0.03482 | 406 | 258 | 99 | 49 |
116 | How could a kid be more fun than this? | 1.4848 | 0.03325 | 396 | 241 | 118 | 37 |
117 | Just bringing to your attention that it's mealtime for all of us! | 1.4832 | 0.03910 | 358 | 238 | 67 | 53 |
118 | Hopefully the television will be fixed by tomorrow. | 1.4832 | 0.03360 | 387 | 236 | 115 | 36 |
119 | You told me I needed more balance in my life. | 1.4829 | 0.03478 | 381 | 237 | 104 | 40 |
120 | I'm working on a pet project. | 1.4828 | 0.03673 | 348 | 218 | 92 | 38 |
121 | You sure? The fish says he can hold you. | 1.4815 | 0.03672 | 351 | 221 | 91 | 39 |
122 | It was the cat’s idea. | 1.4808 | 0.03575 | 364 | 228 | 97 | 39 |
123 | I forgot what you asked me to do. | 1.4808 | 0.03700 | 364 | 234 | 85 | 45 |
124 | You need to be more specific. Which of us is the “good boy”? | 1.4807 | 0.03653 | 362 | 230 | 90 | 42 |
125 | Let me know when you start missing Netflix. | 1.4801 | 0.03552 | 352 | 217 | 101 | 34 |
126 | Its called Downward Dog, Cat, and Goldfish | 1.4800 | 0.03895 | 350 | 231 | 70 | 49 |
127 | Nope, nothing. Pets aren't under the couch. I don't know where they're at. | 1.4799 | 0.04050 | 323 | 213 | 65 | 45 |
128 | If you're not going to help look for my contact lens could you at least feed the fish? | 1.4786 | 0.03484 | 374 | 233 | 103 | 38 |
129 | This is not what I expected when you said you wanted to drink wine and try an exciting new position. | 1.4773 | 0.03857 | 352 | 232 | 72 | 48 |
130 | See. I get along with all your pets. So now, can I move in. | 1.4756 | 0.03709 | 349 | 223 | 86 | 40 |
131 | I've achieved work-life-dog-cat-fish balance. | 1.4706 | 0.04001 | 323 | 214 | 66 | 43 |
132 | It most certainly IS your turn, Marsha. | 1.4704 | 0.04003 | 287 | 182 | 75 | 30 |
133 | Just checking in again to see if you’ve had enough alone time. | 1.4700 | 0.03482 | 383 | 244 | 98 | 41 |
134 | Come on. I accomplished something during Covid. | 1.4692 | 0.03655 | 341 | 216 | 90 | 35 |
135 | Roll over? | 1.4692 | 0.04403 | 292 | 201 | 45 | 46 |
136 | Seriously? Letterman retired? | 1.4672 | 0.03713 | 351 | 228 | 82 | 41 |
137 | It's your turn to be the horsey. | 1.4655 | 0.04031 | 290 | 187 | 71 | 32 |
138 | Just put the glass on my head, then get the tightrope. | 1.4655 | 0.03692 | 348 | 225 | 84 | 39 |
139 | You become a very different person when you drink. | 1.4645 | 0.03838 | 310 | 198 | 80 | 32 |
140 | You say pyramid scheme, I say multi-level marketing team. | 1.4643 | 0.03593 | 364 | 235 | 89 | 40 |
141 | On 3. I stand up and you grab Nemo. | 1.4638 | 0.03646 | 345 | 221 | 88 | 36 |
142 | Could you scratch my nose? | 1.4636 | 0.03940 | 302 | 195 | 74 | 33 |
143 | Ok, now roll over. | 1.4601 | 0.03825 | 326 | 213 | 76 | 37 |
144 | Unfortunately, I’m still the low man on the totem pole… | 1.4591 | 0.03621 | 342 | 219 | 89 | 34 |
145 | I said I’d like some Cabernet, not Cirque du Soleil, Bob. | 1.4581 | 0.03943 | 310 | 204 | 70 | 36 |
146 | Men will really do anything but go to therapy. | 1.4577 | 0.04029 | 284 | 184 | 70 | 30 |
147 | I’d actually prefer you didn’t put your feet on the couch. | 1.4571 | 0.03656 | 315 | 198 | 90 | 27 |
148 | Yes, actually my back is better. | 1.4567 | 0.03842 | 300 | 192 | 79 | 29 |
149 | See? I can be supportive.” | 1.4560 | 0.03944 | 307 | 202 | 70 | 35 |
150 | Yes, but in my defense I did get the monkey off my back. | 1.4559 | 0.04322 | 261 | 173 | 57 | 31 |
151 | At least they have my back. | 1.4527 | 0.03819 | 296 | 189 | 80 | 27 |
152 | Okay! Okay! We're sorry we forgot Mother's Day! | 1.4519 | 0.03734 | 312 | 200 | 83 | 29 |
153 | Am I to assume one of you expects a treat? | 1.4500 | 0.03973 | 280 | 181 | 72 | 27 |
154 | Would you mind scratching my nose? | 1.4497 | 0.04086 | 298 | 201 | 60 | 37 |
155 | You knew the circus was in my blood when you married me, Darlene. | 1.4481 | 0.03594 | 308 | 193 | 92 | 23 |
156 | Honey, I may have gotten involved in a pyramid scheme. | 1.4475 | 0.04539 | 257 | 178 | 43 | 36 |
157 | Surprisingly, it was the cat who put up the least resistance. | 1.4472 | 0.03779 | 322 | 212 | 76 | 34 |
158 | Sorry, there were no more tickets available for Cirque du Soleil. | 1.4451 | 0.03855 | 319 | 213 | 70 | 36 |
159 | Ok, now slowly put the wine glass on top of the fish bowl. | 1.4444 | 0.04030 | 306 | 208 | 60 | 38 |
160 | Now do we get a treat? | 1.4437 | 0.03790 | 302 | 196 | 78 | 28 |
161 | You don't expect us to feed ourselves, do you? | 1.4434 | 0.04230 | 309 | 219 | 43 | 47 |
162 | It's a movie title. Four words. | 1.4429 | 0.04158 | 280 | 189 | 58 | 33 |
163 | Alright, what's step two? | 1.4423 | 0.03757 | 312 | 204 | 78 | 30 |
164 | Now do you believe that I was a cheerleader? | 1.4414 | 0.03784 | 324 | 216 | 73 | 35 |
165 | Honey, can you take over? I have to go to the bathroom. | 1.4410 | 0.04386 | 229 | 150 | 57 | 22 |
166 | No this does not make up for forgetting my Birthday | 1.4406 | 0.03995 | 261 | 168 | 71 | 22 |
167 | There’s still room for you between me and the dog. | 1.4382 | 0.04106 | 251 | 163 | 66 | 22 |
168 | The ring is in the fish bowl | 1.4380 | 0.04062 | 274 | 182 | 64 | 28 |
169 | There’s no time to explain, hop on | 1.4375 | 0.04187 | 288 | 199 | 52 | 37 |
170 | Cancelling Netflix was your idea. | 1.4366 | 0.04162 | 268 | 180 | 59 | 29 |
171 | I don't know what else you want from me, Brenda. | 1.4357 | 0.04346 | 241 | 161 | 55 | 25 |
172 | Well this awkward. Wrong apartment. | 1.4353 | 0.04526 | 255 | 179 | 41 | 35 |
173 | Is your goldfish always this bossy? | 1.4350 | 0.04320 | 246 | 165 | 55 | 26 |
174 | We’re all sick of your dry food. | 1.4333 | 0.04667 | 240 | 169 | 38 | 33 |
175 | The hard part was getting the fish to hold still and stop swimming! | 1.4331 | 0.04182 | 254 | 169 | 60 | 25 |
176 | We’ll never go viral if you just sit there. | 1.4328 | 0.03953 | 268 | 175 | 70 | 23 |
177 | Okay, now, slowly pass me the hamster… | 1.4328 | 0.04219 | 238 | 156 | 61 | 21 |
178 | We’re ready… release the Roomba! | 1.4319 | 0.04471 | 213 | 140 | 54 | 19 |
179 | They insisted I take them to my leader. | 1.4319 | 0.04360 | 257 | 177 | 49 | 31 |
180 | Usually, I wait to do this on a second date. | 1.4310 | 0.04208 | 232 | 151 | 62 | 19 |
181 | We were very productive while you were at work. | 1.4302 | 0.04089 | 265 | 177 | 62 | 26 |
182 | I’m telling you I can handle a third martini. | 1.4291 | 0.04325 | 254 | 174 | 51 | 29 |
183 | Whose idea? The fish. | 1.4286 | 0.03557 | 315 | 204 | 87 | 24 |
184 | I don't exactly know either, but the fish was very convincing | 1.4272 | 0.04467 | 213 | 141 | 53 | 19 |
185 | They've got my back. | 1.4258 | 0.04775 | 209 | 144 | 41 | 24 |
186 | Honestly, Milton. I don’t know where you find the time. | 1.4249 | 0.04235 | 233 | 154 | 59 | 20 |
187 | You're very hard to please. | 1.4232 | 0.04298 | 241 | 163 | 54 | 24 |
188 | And this concludes our digital-free evening of entertainment. | 1.4220 | 0.04579 | 218 | 149 | 46 | 23 |
189 | It all started when I began looking for my cuff link | 1.4215 | 0.04320 | 223 | 148 | 56 | 19 |
190 | Do you always make guys do this on the first date? | 1.4215 | 0.04283 | 242 | 164 | 54 | 24 |
191 | Somehow I don’t really think this is step 4. | 1.4206 | 0.04231 | 233 | 155 | 58 | 20 |
192 | Okay, now you get on. | 1.4200 | 0.04105 | 250 | 167 | 61 | 22 |
193 | Now, I climb onto you. | 1.4180 | 0.04411 | 244 | 170 | 46 | 28 |
194 | You said, and I quote: "You can come back if I you get your work and life in balance." | 1.4175 | 0.04713 | 194 | 131 | 45 | 18 |
195 | I know it's not exactly what you asked for, but doing it with the goldfish on the bottom just wasn't working. | 1.4170 | 0.04115 | 235 | 155 | 62 | 18 |
196 | And you have a better idea for the Christmas card? | 1.4170 | 0.04370 | 247 | 172 | 47 | 28 |
197 | What do you mean what am I doing? | 1.4163 | 0.04295 | 221 | 147 | 56 | 18 |
198 | I feel a sneeze coming on . . . | 1.4163 | 0.04767 | 209 | 146 | 39 | 24 |
199 | You left your camera at work? | 1.4159 | 0.04499 | 226 | 156 | 46 | 24 |
200 | The pig didn't show up for rehearsal. | 1.4156 | 0.03977 | 243 | 159 | 67 | 17 |
201 | Honey, when did you say employees will be going back into your office to work? | 1.4152 | 0.04438 | 224 | 153 | 49 | 22 |
202 | Damn, I forgot the bird. | 1.4143 | 0.04128 | 251 | 170 | 58 | 23 |
203 | Okay, so imagine this, but on water skis. | 1.4138 | 0.04559 | 203 | 137 | 48 | 18 |
204 | I give up... Omnivore, carnivore, pescatarian, vegan? | 1.4111 | 0.04140 | 253 | 173 | 56 | 24 |
205 | And you said I would be bored when I retired | 1.4103 | 0.04253 | 234 | 159 | 54 | 21 |
206 | You could at least look. | 1.4103 | 0.04855 | 195 | 136 | 38 | 21 |
207 | That's very impressive but I still want a divorce, Roger. | 1.4091 | 0.04537 | 220 | 153 | 44 | 23 |
208 | One of us lost our wedding ring. | 1.4089 | 0.04805 | 225 | 164 | 30 | 31 |
209 | Now if you could only balance your check book” | 1.4087 | 0.04679 | 208 | 145 | 41 | 22 |
210 | I’m going to need your help for our dismount. | 1.4086 | 0.04604 | 186 | 124 | 48 | 14 |
211 | Good. Now, twenty push ups. | 1.4083 | 0.04329 | 218 | 147 | 53 | 18 |
212 | NOW tell me who's the stable one in this relationship. | 1.4082 | 0.04781 | 196 | 136 | 40 | 20 |
213 | You forgot to feed us. | 1.4077 | 0.04220 | 233 | 158 | 55 | 20 |
214 | How long have you been home? | 1.4076 | 0.04678 | 211 | 148 | 40 | 23 |
215 | We need to be fed, scratched, walked, and, well, everything. | 1.4071 | 0.04211 | 253 | 176 | 51 | 26 |
216 | See, I can handle another pet. | 1.4069 | 0.04642 | 204 | 141 | 43 | 20 |
217 | See if you can extract the dog without disturbing the rest of the pack. | 1.4064 | 0.04410 | 219 | 150 | 49 | 20 |
218 | Well at least YOU got off my back | 1.4059 | 0.04309 | 239 | 166 | 49 | 24 |
219 | I have an explanation, except for the goldfish. | 1.4057 | 0.04463 | 212 | 145 | 48 | 19 |
220 | Now can we each have a treat? | 1.4050 | 0.04707 | 200 | 139 | 41 | 20 |
221 | If I was tipsy - would I be able to do this? | 1.4041 | 0.04660 | 193 | 132 | 44 | 17 |
222 | I think it goes without saying that we'd all like another treat. | 1.4033 | 0.04373 | 243 | 172 | 44 | 27 |
223 | Why are you so hard to please? | 1.4031 | 0.04315 | 196 | 129 | 55 | 12 |
224 | Yes! I AM up to my old tricks. | 1.4029 | 0.04605 | 206 | 143 | 43 | 20 |
225 | Turns out the guppie is a hypnotist. | 1.4028 | 0.04526 | 211 | 146 | 45 | 20 |
226 | A man, a dog, a cat, and a goldfish walk into a bar... | 1.4023 | 0.04134 | 256 | 178 | 53 | 25 |
227 | We have come humbly to apologize for whatever it was. | 1.4018 | 0.04288 | 224 | 153 | 52 | 19 |
228 | Just hold it- I’ll take a picture when I finish my wine | 1.4016 | 0.04294 | 249 | 176 | 46 | 27 |
229 | Who's a good boy? | 1.4000 | 0.04618 | 205 | 143 | 42 | 20 |
230 | I've changed my mind about getting a pony | 1.3991 | 0.04120 | 218 | 145 | 59 | 14 |
231 | We are all getting tired of working from home. | 1.3990 | 0.04457 | 198 | 134 | 49 | 15 |
232 | ...and then you would go on top. | 1.3990 | 0.04825 | 193 | 136 | 37 | 20 |
233 | We can’t find my keys. | 1.3981 | 0.04317 | 211 | 143 | 52 | 16 |
234 | We haven't quite figured out the finale | 1.3979 | 0.04508 | 191 | 129 | 48 | 14 |
235 | They seemed bored. | 1.3977 | 0.05165 | 176 | 126 | 30 | 20 |
236 | I finally managed to get the monkey off my back. | 1.3973 | 0.04632 | 219 | 157 | 37 | 25 |
237 | Yes, Greg, I still want a divorce | 1.3972 | 0.04571 | 214 | 151 | 41 | 22 |
238 | The house fly begged off because he thought the act was too dangerous. | 1.3970 | 0.04496 | 199 | 136 | 47 | 16 |
239 | …So you can see, that’s why we need a horse. | 1.3958 | 0.04550 | 192 | 131 | 46 | 15 |
240 | Now try. What has 10 legs,8 eyes,3 tails,and 2 arms? | 1.3953 | 0.04457 | 215 | 150 | 45 | 20 |
241 | I have no idea how the goldfish got there | 1.3951 | 0.04346 | 205 | 139 | 51 | 15 |
242 | Now that we have your attention; we beg you to give up your drinking. | 1.3951 | 0.04508 | 205 | 142 | 45 | 18 |
243 | Can your goat yoga instructor do this? | 1.3946 | 0.04387 | 223 | 156 | 46 | 21 |
244 | Fred, where’s the gerbil? | 1.3945 | 0.04645 | 218 | 157 | 36 | 25 |
245 | It's a pyramid scheme. | 1.3939 | 0.04451 | 198 | 135 | 48 | 15 |
246 | Goodbye Linda, we're off to join the circus. | 1.3939 | 0.04730 | 198 | 140 | 38 | 20 |
247 | I think it’s time I started working from the office again. | 1.3938 | 0.04159 | 226 | 154 | 55 | 17 |
248 | Charades. Pyramid scheme. | 1.3938 | 0.04478 | 226 | 161 | 41 | 24 |
249 | I'm super fragile cat-and-fish-with-extra-dog precocious. | 1.3938 | 0.04985 | 193 | 140 | 30 | 23 |
250 | Very cute, but I still need to see the ring. | 1.3933 | 0.04662 | 178 | 121 | 44 | 13 |
251 | And you said I couldn't get my act together! | 1.3929 | 0.05275 | 168 | 121 | 28 | 19 |
252 | OK, One more week and I'll be ready for a kid. | 1.3925 | 0.04585 | 186 | 127 | 45 | 14 |
253 | We need to talk to you about your drinking. | 1.3923 | 0.04803 | 181 | 126 | 39 | 16 |
254 | No. We don't roll over." | 1.3920 | 0.04921 | 199 | 145 | 30 | 24 |
255 | Please don't say, "roll over." | 1.3920 | 0.04433 | 199 | 136 | 48 | 15 |
256 | But we ALL need your attention, honey. | 1.3920 | 0.04433 | 199 | 136 | 48 | 15 |
257 | What do you mean, "Now sing for my supper"? | 1.3915 | 0.04471 | 189 | 128 | 48 | 13 |
258 | I was looking for my contacts. Then THIS happened. | 1.3915 | 0.04398 | 212 | 147 | 47 | 18 |
259 | Oh, so now you want to go out? | 1.3902 | 0.04449 | 205 | 142 | 46 | 17 |
260 | Well, you didn't want to have kids. | 1.3901 | 0.05029 | 182 | 131 | 31 | 20 |
261 | Anything left in that bottle? | 1.3892 | 0.04794 | 203 | 147 | 33 | 23 |
262 | We’re working on the dismount. | 1.3883 | 0.04485 | 206 | 144 | 44 | 18 |
263 | Now the wineglass on my head. | 1.3876 | 0.04722 | 178 | 123 | 41 | 14 |
264 | On the other hand, the monkey is off my back. | 1.3874 | 0.04530 | 222 | 160 | 38 | 24 |
265 | We want to go out. | 1.3873 | 0.04461 | 204 | 142 | 45 | 17 |
266 | Now, just add the hamster and you’ll have an idea of what it’s like to wear a bra and heels every day, Stan. | 1.3869 | 0.04595 | 199 | 140 | 41 | 18 |
267 | We really need to get someone's cable password. | 1.3869 | 0.04484 | 199 | 138 | 45 | 16 |
268 | Some pandemic era entertainment is here to stay. | 1.3866 | 0.04564 | 194 | 135 | 43 | 16 |
269 | Explain it again. How do pets reduce my stress?" | 1.3866 | 0.04680 | 194 | 137 | 39 | 18 |
270 | Now put the wine glass on my head and get the camera. | 1.3858 | 0.04571 | 197 | 138 | 42 | 17 |
271 | Do not ask me how the fish got up there | 1.3850 | 0.04521 | 200 | 140 | 43 | 17 |
272 | Don't just sit there, get the hamster cage! | 1.3850 | 0.04052 | 226 | 154 | 57 | 15 |
273 | Can you top this? | 1.3850 | 0.04242 | 226 | 158 | 49 | 19 |
274 | Well, it all started when I lost my contacts… | 1.3846 | 0.04772 | 195 | 140 | 35 | 20 |
275 | You were right!... Juggling everyone's needs IS harder than it looks! | 1.3839 | 0.04247 | 211 | 145 | 51 | 15 |
276 | Without the commute, I'm much more productive. | 1.3838 | 0.04380 | 198 | 136 | 48 | 14 |
277 | Can't we just watch a movie? | 1.3838 | 0.04438 | 198 | 137 | 46 | 15 |
278 | Now can I watch sports? | 1.3835 | 0.04262 | 206 | 141 | 51 | 14 |
279 | You still say our life ‘lacks balance’ ?” | 1.3831 | 0.04217 | 201 | 136 | 53 | 12 |
280 | You're the one that canceled all of our streaming services. | 1.3829 | 0.04772 | 175 | 122 | 39 | 14 |
281 | I still have a headache Richard. | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
282 | Oh Ron, you're so predictable | 1.3820 | 0.05102 | 178 | 130 | 28 | 20 |
283 | Stop saying “food chain.” It removes the charm. | 1.3812 | 0.04259 | 202 | 138 | 51 | 13 |
284 | At least I finally got the monkey off my back! | 1.3812 | 0.04593 | 202 | 144 | 39 | 19 |
285 | The cable's been out since 7 PM; why do you ask? | 1.3807 | 0.04750 | 176 | 123 | 39 | 14 |
286 | Okay, we've officially bottomed-out entertaining ourselves at home during Covid. | 1.3804 | 0.04793 | 184 | 131 | 36 | 17 |
287 | I'm their support human | 1.3801 | 0.04847 | 171 | 120 | 37 | 14 |
288 | We solemnly promise never to forget Mother's Day again. | 1.3799 | 0.04889 | 179 | 128 | 34 | 17 |
289 | Your turn. | 1.3797 | 0.04797 | 187 | 134 | 35 | 18 |
290 | You win. Let’s have a kid.” | 1.3787 | 0.04957 | 169 | 120 | 34 | 15 |
291 | It's not what you think. | 1.3778 | 0.04737 | 180 | 127 | 38 | 15 |
292 | I found a new pet project. | 1.3765 | 0.04877 | 162 | 113 | 37 | 12 |
293 | Just to warn you, this next part gets a little weird. | 1.3765 | 0.05032 | 162 | 115 | 33 | 14 |
294 | I've looked for them everywhere, can you at least help? | 1.3765 | 0.05107 | 162 | 116 | 31 | 15 |
295 | In hindsight I don’t think our pet walker overcharged. | 1.3763 | 0.04499 | 186 | 129 | 44 | 13 |
296 | It was YOU who said we need more balance in our lives. | 1.3757 | 0.04448 | 181 | 124 | 46 | 11 |
297 | I'll go with "truth" this time. | 1.3757 | 0.04378 | 181 | 123 | 48 | 10 |
298 | This pose is like cat-cow, only more advanced | 1.3756 | 0.04260 | 213 | 149 | 48 | 16 |
299 | Any idea when the cable's coming back on? | 1.3750 | 0.04274 | 192 | 131 | 50 | 11 |
300 | It’s so hard to balance having pets with wanting to be free to come and go as we please. | 1.3737 | 0.04237 | 190 | 129 | 51 | 10 |
301 | Cirque du So Lame? | 1.3735 | 0.05227 | 166 | 122 | 26 | 18 |
302 | Darling – we want to talk about your drinking. The fish will start. | 1.3731 | 0.04203 | 201 | 138 | 51 | 12 |
303 | Yes,I know what hypnotic suggestion is. Why do you ask? | 1.3730 | 0.04639 | 185 | 131 | 39 | 15 |
304 | We'd love for you to join our act. | 1.3729 | 0.04582 | 177 | 123 | 42 | 12 |
305 | Then what exactly is your idea of heavy petting? | 1.3729 | 0.05048 | 177 | 130 | 28 | 19 |
306 | We were all wondering what's happening with dinner? | 1.3725 | 0.04705 | 204 | 150 | 32 | 22 |
307 | I miss the children. | 1.3724 | 0.04335 | 196 | 136 | 47 | 13 |
308 | I just feel like I’m supporting everything around here! | 1.3724 | 0.04150 | 196 | 133 | 53 | 10 |
309 | Okay, honey, climb on up there. | 1.3716 | 0.05447 | 148 | 108 | 25 | 15 |
310 | Now, keep your eye on the fish! | 1.3716 | 0.04673 | 183 | 130 | 38 | 15 |
311 | When I said four-play, that is not what I meant. | 1.3716 | 0.04984 | 183 | 135 | 28 | 20 |
312 | Next time, we're choosing "Truth". | 1.3714 | 0.04892 | 175 | 126 | 33 | 16 |
313 | It's my Charades impersonation of the Theory of Evolution". | 1.3710 | 0.04743 | 186 | 134 | 35 | 17 |
314 | The Doc swears this will cure lower back pain! | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
315 | This is for you until the cable gets fixed. | 1.3706 | 0.04557 | 170 | 117 | 43 | 10 |
316 | And the parakeet is profoundly sorry as well. | 1.3704 | 0.05172 | 162 | 118 | 28 | 16 |
317 | Take the photo already, my knees hurt | 1.3702 | 0.04482 | 208 | 150 | 39 | 19 |
318 | Now you tell me that Letterman retired? | 1.3700 | 0.04272 | 200 | 139 | 48 | 13 |
319 | You still can’t come on the couch. | 1.3697 | 0.05102 | 165 | 120 | 29 | 16 |
320 | Despite her bland demeanor, Samantha privately harbored strong reservations about Ted’s theory of evolution. | 1.3694 | 0.05291 | 157 | 115 | 26 | 16 |
321 | I am impressed Harold, but you still have to do the dishes. | 1.3687 | 0.04743 | 179 | 128 | 36 | 15 |
322 | Please put your drink down. We are all begging you to make us dinner. | 1.3687 | 0.04470 | 179 | 124 | 44 | 11 |
323 | Well, here it is. This is what we do while you are at work all day. | 1.3681 | 0.05375 | 144 | 104 | 27 | 13 |
324 | This is not what I meant by a three way. | 1.3675 | 0.04780 | 166 | 117 | 37 | 12 |
325 | I feel like I've got to sneeze | 1.3675 | 0.05004 | 166 | 120 | 31 | 15 |
326 | I know. The fish makes no sense. | 1.3671 | 0.05028 | 158 | 113 | 32 | 13 |
327 | How are we going to break it to them that we have to go back to the office? | 1.3669 | 0.04867 | 169 | 121 | 34 | 14 |
328 | Honey, when are we getting fed? | 1.3660 | 0.04355 | 194 | 136 | 45 | 13 |
329 | Please don't say 'Walk the Dog' out-loud again. | 1.3659 | 0.04818 | 164 | 116 | 36 | 12 |
330 | I scratch your back, you scratch mine" got out of hand.. | 1.3659 | 0.05045 | 164 | 119 | 30 | 15 |
331 | When you said you had a surprise,I was thinking jewelry. | 1.3657 | 0.04883 | 175 | 127 | 32 | 16 |
332 | Why does the responsibility of our pets always land on my back? | 1.3652 | 0.04689 | 178 | 127 | 37 | 14 |
333 | Can you see the shrimp on the goldfish’s back?” | 1.3652 | 0.04756 | 178 | 128 | 35 | 15 |
334 | Why? To be in a New Yorker cartoon, that’s why. | 1.3651 | 0.04739 | 189 | 138 | 33 | 18 |
335 | And you're sure you don't want to reactivate the Netflix account? | 1.3646 | 0.04953 | 181 | 134 | 28 | 19 |
336 | We were wondering about dinner. | 1.3646 | 0.04633 | 181 | 129 | 38 | 14 |
337 | Sometimes it feels like I’m the only one raising them. | 1.3641 | 0.04337 | 195 | 137 | 45 | 13 |
338 | You’re the only one who doesn’t have my back. | 1.3636 | 0.04557 | 165 | 114 | 42 | 9 |
339 | Prepare the hoop of fire, Linda. | 1.3631 | 0.05358 | 157 | 117 | 23 | 17 |
340 | You are one tough audience. | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
341 | It’s a lot harder than it looks. | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
342 | I apologize if I've ever asked you to get off my back. | 1.3622 | 0.04319 | 196 | 138 | 45 | 13 |
343 | They didn't want to be juggled. | 1.3621 | 0.05031 | 174 | 129 | 27 | 18 |
344 | Of course, the actual nested coffee table would look different. | 1.3621 | 0.05225 | 174 | 132 | 21 | 21 |
345 | Who else is gonna take the picture? | 1.3614 | 0.05209 | 166 | 124 | 24 | 18 |
346 | Get the parrot. | 1.3611 | 0.04349 | 216 | 157 | 40 | 19 |
347 | Hurry! Get the parakeet! | 1.3608 | 0.05017 | 158 | 114 | 31 | 13 |
348 | We all felt you needed an intervention. | 1.3600 | 0.04941 | 150 | 106 | 34 | 10 |
349 | Who knew we would all lose our contact lenses at the same time? | 1.3590 | 0.05220 | 156 | 115 | 26 | 15 |
350 | It's raining cats and dogs out there. I'm soaked. | 1.3590 | 0.05060 | 156 | 113 | 30 | 13 |
351 | Doesn't anything make you smile? | 1.3581 | 0.05074 | 148 | 106 | 31 | 11 |
352 | This is not the same as having all my ducks in a row, Larry. | 1.3580 | 0.05226 | 162 | 121 | 24 | 17 |
353 | I can't stand living like this." | 1.3580 | 0.05047 | 176 | 132 | 25 | 19 |
354 | I think you missed the point of our discussion about coming up with new tricks to set the mood for date night. | 1.3578 | 0.04137 | 204 | 143 | 49 | 12 |
355 | Do you want to be on the top or bottom? | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
356 | Wait till you see us on the trampoline. | 1.3576 | 0.04860 | 165 | 119 | 33 | 13 |
357 | Speaking for us all, we need something to eat. | 1.3575 | 0.04724 | 179 | 130 | 34 | 15 |
358 | The rest was easy once I figured out where to put the gerbil. | 1.3571 | 0.04546 | 196 | 143 | 36 | 17 |
359 | Feeding time! | 1.3567 | 0.04951 | 157 | 113 | 32 | 12 |
360 | Bad news honey… I got caught in a pyramid scheme. | 1.3564 | 0.04862 | 188 | 141 | 27 | 20 |
361 | The vote was unanimous. | 1.3562 | 0.04964 | 160 | 116 | 31 | 13 |
362 | Don’t look at me; it was the fish’s idea. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
363 | The pets are growing on me. | 1.3562 | 0.05476 | 146 | 109 | 22 | 15 |
364 | For the last time: none of you are allowed on the couch. | 1.3559 | 0.05022 | 177 | 133 | 25 | 19 |
365 | I fell for a fishy pyramid scheme again! | 1.3556 | 0.04768 | 180 | 132 | 32 | 16 |
366 | Impressive, but I still want the divorce. | 1.3556 | 0.05708 | 135 | 101 | 20 | 14 |
367 | Do you mind scratching my nose?" | 1.3551 | 0.04911 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 7 |
368 | I really don't see how we could balance kids right now. | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
369 | Don't ask me to roll over. | 1.3548 | 0.05238 | 155 | 115 | 25 | 15 |
370 | We won't win without a bird' | 1.3544 | 0.05006 | 158 | 115 | 30 | 13 |
371 | Ah! I see we finally got your attention. | 1.3543 | 0.04514 | 175 | 124 | 40 | 11 |
372 | Actually, there is no TikTok challenge, I just wanted ten lousy minutes to relax and enjoy a glass of wine for once... | 1.3543 | 0.04864 | 175 | 129 | 30 | 16 |
373 | Quick! I'm going to sneeze! | 1.3537 | 0.05025 | 164 | 121 | 28 | 15 |
374 | We want to propose marriage. | 1.3529 | 0.04894 | 170 | 125 | 30 | 15 |
375 | If I go back to working in the office, we'll never finish our routine. | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
376 | And you thought I couldn't balance my day? | 1.3516 | 0.04912 | 182 | 137 | 26 | 19 |
377 | Now that you mention it, yes, treats for everyone sounds great. | 1.3514 | 0.04970 | 148 | 106 | 32 | 10 |
378 | Either im already drunk, or you guys want to tell me something | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
379 | Can we please just buy a television? | 1.3511 | 0.04091 | 188 | 130 | 50 | 8 |
380 | Okay,now the wine glass | 1.3509 | 0.04503 | 171 | 121 | 40 | 10 |
381 | Aren’t you glad you married me instead of your law school boyfriend? | 1.3509 | 0.04503 | 171 | 121 | 40 | 10 |
382 | It's like I'm evolving. | 1.3506 | 0.05255 | 154 | 115 | 24 | 15 |
383 | Can you fetch our worm farm so I can finish this tableau? | 1.3503 | 0.04938 | 157 | 114 | 31 | 12 |
384 | We need you on top | 1.3500 | 0.04791 | 160 | 115 | 34 | 11 |
385 | Quick -- will you marry me and my guys? | 1.3497 | 0.04398 | 163 | 113 | 43 | 7 |
386 | Have you seen the parakeet? | 1.3497 | 0.05086 | 143 | 103 | 30 | 10 |
387 | Bravo. Can you refill my glass now ? | 1.3495 | 0.04519 | 186 | 135 | 37 | 14 |
388 | We might need help, one of us needs to pee. | 1.3494 | 0.04824 | 166 | 121 | 32 | 13 |
389 | You haven’t looked at me like this since our honeymoon | 1.3493 | 0.04917 | 146 | 104 | 33 | 9 |
390 | Who wants to get petted first? | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
391 | Sometimes, I feel like you don’t even notice me anymore. | 1.3484 | 0.04808 | 155 | 111 | 34 | 10 |
392 | Please don't tell your husband about this. | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
393 | If you enjoyed our performance, could we please be fed now? | 1.3481 | 0.04671 | 181 | 133 | 33 | 15 |
394 | You have your ways of relaxing, I have mine. | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
395 | Now who has 'no ambition'? | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
396 | Feed us. | 1.3476 | 0.05232 | 164 | 125 | 21 | 18 |
397 | Enough? Is THIS enough? | 1.3473 | 0.04947 | 167 | 124 | 28 | 15 |
398 | What? No, I don’t think we’ve gotten too used to staying in. What makes you say that? | 1.3473 | 0.04647 | 167 | 120 | 36 | 11 |
399 | Impressive honey, but I would leave it off the resume if I were you | 1.3473 | 0.04568 | 167 | 119 | 38 | 10 |
400 | We weren’t sure exactly where you might fit in here. | 1.3469 | 0.04889 | 147 | 105 | 33 | 9 |
401 | So you're gonna just stop parenting now that we're empty-nesters? | 1.3466 | 0.04553 | 176 | 127 | 37 | 12 |
402 | All this and your mother's *still* coming to visit?! | 1.3464 | 0.04358 | 179 | 127 | 42 | 10 |
403 | So you’ll stay? | 1.3462 | 0.05276 | 156 | 118 | 22 | 16 |
404 | Now that we have your attention, this is an intervention. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
405 | Are you finished with that glass? | 1.3462 | 0.04953 | 156 | 114 | 30 | 12 |
406 | This was your pet project during lockdown? | 1.3455 | 0.04987 | 165 | 123 | 27 | 15 |
407 | C'mon - it's not a pyramid scheme without you! | 1.3454 | 0.04194 | 194 | 138 | 45 | 11 |
408 | Now can I have a Martini? | 1.3453 | 0.05471 | 139 | 104 | 22 | 13 |
409 | What about your hobbies? | 1.3452 | 0.04775 | 168 | 123 | 32 | 13 |
410 | I'm pretty sure we can squeeze you in | 1.3451 | 0.05198 | 142 | 104 | 27 | 11 |
411 | Honey, you are blocking the TV. | 1.3446 | 0.05226 | 148 | 110 | 25 | 13 |
412 | I think I'm speaking for the four of us here. | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
413 | Don't blame me. It was their idea. | 1.3427 | 0.04510 | 178 | 129 | 37 | 12 |
414 | The only thing I have been able to get off of my back is the monkey. | 1.3427 | 0.05071 | 143 | 104 | 29 | 10 |
415 | Now can I have a glass of wine? | 1.3425 | 0.05362 | 146 | 110 | 22 | 14 |
416 | 'Would you be able to squeeze in under the dog?' | 1.3425 | 0.05091 | 146 | 107 | 28 | 11 |
417 | Now? Your iPhone died now? | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
418 | I think you're right. There's no way a child would fit into out lifestyle. | 1.3415 | 0.04772 | 164 | 120 | 32 | 12 |
419 | Still no orgasm? | 1.3415 | 0.04926 | 164 | 122 | 28 | 14 |
420 | The males in your life…in descending order of importance. | 1.3412 | 0.04873 | 170 | 127 | 28 | 15 |
421 | They say life is a balancing act. So I just figured I'd try it out. | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
422 | Don’t just sit there, help me think of a caption! | 1.3410 | 0.04881 | 173 | 130 | 27 | 16 |
423 | My mother was right about you. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
424 | What do you mean roll over? | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
425 | Honey, would you scratch my nose. | 1.3403 | 0.04944 | 144 | 104 | 31 | 9 |
426 | They had me certified as their support animal. | 1.3403 | 0.04844 | 144 | 103 | 33 | 8 |
427 | Give the fish a sporting chance. Hold the glass a little nearer. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
428 | We can't grovel any harder than this. | 1.3401 | 0.04778 | 147 | 105 | 34 | 8 |
429 | Mother was right. You’re never satisfied. | 1.3400 | 0.05167 | 150 | 112 | 25 | 13 |
430 | You knew about the party tricks when you married me. | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
431 | We need to talk about my work-life balance. | 1.3395 | 0.04966 | 162 | 121 | 27 | 14 |
432 | We have a pecking disorder | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
433 | The difference is, I'm doing this out of love, whereas they're doing it for food. | 1.3391 | 0.04575 | 174 | 127 | 35 | 12 |
434 | I was thinking of calling it "Cirque de So What?" | 1.3390 | 0.06044 | 118 | 90 | 16 | 12 |
435 | Well, you asked me what i did today... | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
436 | We're all hungry. | 1.3381 | 0.05262 | 139 | 103 | 25 | 11 |
437 | You have to stay. We beg you. | 1.3380 | 0.04986 | 142 | 103 | 30 | 9 |
438 | Is now an OK time to talk? | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
439 | Do you still think I just sit around all day? | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
440 | Maybe we should have had kids. | 1.3375 | 0.04511 | 160 | 114 | 38 | 8 |
441 | You said no pets on the couch, right? | 1.3374 | 0.04541 | 163 | 117 | 37 | 9 |
442 | I’ll feed you all in a moment | 1.3371 | 0.04638 | 178 | 132 | 32 | 14 |
443 | Is the hierarchy of needs more clear to you now, Marge? | 1.3370 | 0.04530 | 184 | 136 | 34 | 14 |
444 | Just taking Rex,Whitey,and Goldie for a walk… back in 10 minutes. | 1.3361 | 0.05374 | 119 | 86 | 26 | 7 |
445 | Heads or tails? | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
446 | I'm starting to think our couples counselor likes you better. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
447 | Training the fish was easy, the dog reluctant, the cat just wanted 25%. | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
448 | Downward dog has sure evolved. | 1.3358 | 0.05396 | 134 | 100 | 23 | 11 |
449 | Life's a balancing act, Claire. | 1.3358 | 0.05311 | 137 | 102 | 24 | 11 |
450 | I don't know how the fishbowl got there. The cat did it. | 1.3357 | 0.05327 | 140 | 105 | 23 | 12 |
451 | Your turn, honey. | 1.3357 | 0.05339 | 143 | 108 | 22 | 13 |
452 | I'll be SO glad when the cable gets fixed!! | 1.3356 | 0.05436 | 146 | 112 | 19 | 15 |
453 | Quick, get my phone, it’s the latest TikTok challenge! | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
454 | Quick honey, grab the bird | 1.3355 | 0.04692 | 155 | 112 | 34 | 9 |
455 | Just guess already! I’m tired of this dumb charade. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
456 | Think Maslow’s hierarchy but not quite. | 1.3354 | 0.04488 | 161 | 115 | 38 | 8 |
457 | I'm tired of supporting these pets. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
458 | I call it the downward dog cat fish pose. | 1.3353 | 0.04641 | 170 | 125 | 33 | 12 |
459 | Relax, honey! The cable guy is on the way. In the meantime... | 1.3353 | 0.04511 | 173 | 126 | 36 | 11 |
460 | That's closer! Now balance a career, kids, and the weight of women before you who never had opportunities. | 1.3351 | 0.04541 | 194 | 146 | 31 | 17 |
461 | Where’s the hamster? | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
462 | You're taking this pyramid scheme a little too far. | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
463 | We really need to fix the TV. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
464 | I hope that’s the water from the fish bowl that’s leaking on me… | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
465 | Book title, 3 words, go! | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 138 | 102 | 26 | 10 |
466 | So, any pet peeves? | 1.3333 | 0.04729 | 153 | 111 | 33 | 9 |
467 | The older I get the riskier for the goldfish. | 1.3333 | 0.04667 | 156 | 113 | 34 | 9 |
468 | …and that is how the block chain works” | 1.3333 | 0.04941 | 159 | 119 | 27 | 13 |
469 | Goddammit, woman! Get Guinness on the phone! | 1.3333 | 0.05025 | 144 | 106 | 28 | 10 |
470 | No time to explain, get in the bowl | 1.3333 | 0.04971 | 168 | 128 | 24 | 16 |
471 | Do I still look like an unbalanced person to you? | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
472 | Can we get a parakeet? | 1.3311 | 0.04948 | 151 | 112 | 28 | 11 |
473 | Everyone seems to be piling on. Anything you want to add? | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
474 | Can I have some wine, now? | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
475 | Bill, this is not what I meant when I said I needed a more supportive husband | 1.3308 | 0.05517 | 133 | 101 | 20 | 12 |
476 | It was the fish's idea. | 1.3307 | 0.05707 | 127 | 97 | 18 | 12 |
477 | It's like I'm the only one trying to keep this marriage alive. | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
478 | I miss the monkey. | 1.3292 | 0.04808 | 161 | 120 | 29 | 12 |
479 | I promise you this is the last pyramid scheme I’ll sign up for | 1.3290 | 0.05023 | 155 | 117 | 25 | 13 |
480 | You've got to admire the cat's self-reestraint | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
481 | Nemo was a bit reluctant at first but he came around.” | 1.3288 | 0.04673 | 146 | 105 | 34 | 7 |
482 | So this is what you do while I’m at work. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
483 | Please leave the parakeet out of this. | 1.3286 | 0.04803 | 140 | 101 | 32 | 7 |
484 | Think ya can help me here, Sweetheart? I forgot to feed the goldfish. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
485 | Could you answer the phone? | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
486 | Took us a while to train the gold fish … | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
487 | You’ll not want to cross us, Margo. We have formed an alliance. | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
488 | I liked it better when they just humped my leg. | 1.3284 | 0.05482 | 134 | 102 | 20 | 12 |
489 | Really Harold, I know how much you carry on your back. | 1.3284 | 0.04943 | 134 | 97 | 30 | 7 |
490 | C'mon Linda, why do I have to be the bottom tonight? | 1.3284 | 0.05482 | 134 | 102 | 20 | 12 |
491 | That is not what I meant by a balanced life!! | 1.3280 | 0.05539 | 125 | 94 | 21 | 10 |
492 | I keep telling you, I don’t have a monkey on my back. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
493 | It’s all about balance these days. | 1.3277 | 0.04936 | 119 | 84 | 31 | 4 |
494 | I don’t know…I was just looking for my contact lens. | 1.3268 | 0.05065 | 153 | 116 | 24 | 13 |
495 | Hamster?... Claire, why is nothing ever good enough for you? | 1.3268 | 0.05149 | 153 | 117 | 22 | 14 |
496 | Ummm, that's a nice effort, but my answer is still no. . | 1.3268 | 0.04527 | 153 | 110 | 36 | 7 |
497 | Do I have your attention now? | 1.3267 | 0.04386 | 150 | 106 | 39 | 5 |
498 | I added the fish after you ignored my last cry for attention. | 1.3265 | 0.05031 | 147 | 110 | 26 | 11 |
499 | Who's a good boy NOW | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
500 | We're begging to be fed. | 1.3264 | 0.04911 | 144 | 106 | 29 | 9 |
501 | i like to think of it as domestic evolution | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
502 | If Cleo eats Goldie, you're sleeping with Max! | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
503 | I, too, am impressed by the fish. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
504 | Remarkable what we can accomplish when working from home. | 1.3261 | 0.05056 | 138 | 102 | 27 | 9 |
505 | not really what I meant when I said pyramid scheme | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
506 | Lift your tails a bit higher, and STOP! Perfect picture. Now stay! | 1.3254 | 0.04485 | 169 | 124 | 35 | 10 |
507 | Aren't you going to ask me how the fish got up there? | 1.3253 | 0.04774 | 166 | 125 | 28 | 13 |
508 | I get it. We're out of pet food and beer. | 1.3253 | 0.04697 | 166 | 124 | 30 | 12 |
509 | I know we talked about balancing the household responsibilities more, but this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.3253 | 0.04539 | 166 | 122 | 34 | 10 |
510 | Well the pet store said "All Must Go". | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
511 | I get it. You all want attention. | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
512 | Now get the fish to bark. | 1.3245 | 0.05021 | 151 | 114 | 25 | 12 |
513 | Are we ready for Le Cirque du Soleil? | 1.3245 | 0.04656 | 151 | 110 | 33 | 8 |
514 | OK, here's your riddle: What has 12 legs, 3 tails, a dorsal fin, and he promises that he won't forget to put the toilet seat down again? | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
515 | Does it count as four push-ups? | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
516 | just do what they want. | 1.3241 | 0.05074 | 145 | 109 | 25 | 11 |
517 | Cute, but I still want Netflix | 1.3241 | 0.04783 | 145 | 106 | 31 | 8 |
518 | A little much for the third date? | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
519 | How was your day? | 1.3239 | 0.04746 | 142 | 103 | 32 | 7 |
520 | The whole family is trying to cheer you up! | 1.3235 | 0.04540 | 170 | 126 | 33 | 11 |
521 | Honey, there's something I really need to get off my chest. | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
522 | All my pets in descending order of required maintenance. | 1.3230 | 0.04953 | 161 | 123 | 24 | 14 |
523 | Would you like to hear about my latest pet project? | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
524 | Sure I’ve got a lot going on but I’ve been balancing things well” | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
525 | What does it look like I'm doing? | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
526 | Try to imagine a ladybug standing on one leg on the rim of the fishbowl. | 1.3219 | 0.05137 | 146 | 111 | 23 | 12 |
527 | It's the only way to keep the dog from chasing after the cat and the cat from eating the goldfish. | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
528 | They say that on our next trip , they are not going to be left behind! | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
529 | Have you seen the pets? | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
530 | Well, you did say I needed more balance in my life." | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
531 | No matter what I do, I still feel like an underdog | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
532 | You didn't open the '57 Lafite, did you? | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
533 | Entertaining but can we just fix the tv | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
534 | The pets are getting harder to support. | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
535 | Maybe we should adjust the balance of responsibilities | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
536 | Please guess, I can't keep up this charade much longer. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
537 | As the nominated spokesperson, we would like to humbly ask for your hand in marriage. | 1.3193 | 0.06078 | 119 | 94 | 12 | 13 |
538 | I think I fell for their pyramid scheme again... | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
539 | Gesture? I thought you said you wanted a cute jester. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
540 | I'm not falling for your pyramid scheme this time. | 1.3185 | 0.04870 | 157 | 119 | 26 | 12 |
541 | We really need the pandemic to end | 1.3185 | 0.04785 | 157 | 118 | 28 | 11 |
542 | Marge, will you marry us? | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
543 | I fell for their pyramid scheme. | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
544 | The goat yoga class was fully booked. | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
545 | Well, you said "perform". | 1.3178 | 0.05390 | 129 | 98 | 21 | 10 |
546 | I lost the horse. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
547 | So, this isn't the trick to a good marriage either? | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
548 | We’re hungry. | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
549 | You probably can’t see it but there’s a gnat above the fish bowl. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
550 | Great. Now try it with the fish on the bottom. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
551 | Dinner, party of four? | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
552 | I’m going to need another cocktail. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
553 | I've got what? | 1.3167 | 0.05549 | 120 | 91 | 20 | 9 |
554 | We should have never canceled Netflix. | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
555 | Where did you put the chainsaw, our best china and my unicycle? | 1.3165 | 0.05309 | 139 | 107 | 20 | 12 |
556 | We're really sorry. We didn't mean it. Please fix our dinners now. | 1.3162 | 0.05187 | 136 | 103 | 23 | 10 |
557 | The trainer said we need to make them feel supported. | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
558 | I couldn't find the mouse. Do you think anyone will notice? | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
559 | Maybe if we add flames? | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
560 | I told you they’re my support animals. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
561 | We haven't even tried our dismount yet! | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
562 | Okay, what happens next in your fantasy? | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
563 | You're the one who said I should develop a hobby | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
564 | Until we can afford Cirque du Soleil, it's going to be Cirque du living room. | 1.3145 | 0.05535 | 124 | 95 | 19 | 10 |
565 | Is there a monkey on my back? | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
566 | Alicia ponders her work/life balance. Was the goldfish just too much? | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
567 | Are those glasses new? | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
568 | The bird is not cooperating | 1.3145 | 0.04474 | 159 | 117 | 34 | 8 |
569 | And that's how the fish got fleas. | 1.3143 | 0.06248 | 105 | 82 | 13 | 10 |
570 | On behalf of Bandit, Mr. Snickers, Bubbles, and myself, “Grey’s Anatomy” is a brilliant, in no way stupid show, and any offhand remark suggesting otherwise was made in both haste and error. | 1.3143 | 0.05373 | 140 | 109 | 18 | 13 |
571 | What do you mean 'vaudeville' is dead? | 1.3143 | 0.04543 | 140 | 101 | 34 | 5 |
572 | Charades: 'Evolution.' | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
573 | Don’t ask how the fish got up there ! | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
574 | Good boys. Now fetch me another glass of wine. | 1.3139 | 0.05155 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
575 | Can I help it if they were bored? | 1.3139 | 0.05458 | 137 | 107 | 17 | 13 |
576 | It was the goldfishes’ idea. | 1.3136 | 0.05734 | 118 | 91 | 17 | 10 |
577 | We are ready for America’s Got Talent!” | 1.3133 | 0.04928 | 150 | 114 | 25 | 11 |
578 | It's strange you would ask... | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 4 |
579 | It’s true—we’re all your pets. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
580 | The Cat in the Hat has nothing on me! | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
581 | You should try it in heels. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
582 | Finding work-life balance as a veterinarian isn't easy as it looks. | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
583 | Now balance the checkbook! | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
584 | That's not what it means when they say "work-life balance". | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
585 | This is a bipartisan coalition looking into dinner. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
586 | It was buy one get two free at Petsmart, | 1.3125 | 0.05518 | 128 | 99 | 18 | 11 |
587 | The guy at the circus told us to stick to our day jobs | 1.3120 | 0.04875 | 125 | 91 | 29 | 5 |
588 | What makes you think you’re going to be the woman to finally domesticate me?” | 1.3117 | 0.05254 | 154 | 122 | 16 | 16 |
589 | For the finale, we reverse it. | 1.3116 | 0.05520 | 138 | 109 | 15 | 14 |
590 | Don’t spill your drink on the couch! | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
591 | Obviously, when I said "get off my back," I wasn't speaking to you. | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
592 | Let me guess,you all want dinner? | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
593 | You’re gonna need two hands to Jenga the dog. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
594 | Don't get up. I'll see who's at the door. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
595 | Nice try honey, buy my balancing act as a full time working mom is still much harder. | 1.3113 | 0.04809 | 151 | 114 | 27 | 10 |
596 | I think I’m getting too old for heavy petting. | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
597 | We need to act out one of my fantasies next. | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
598 | Four more agents turned us down today. | 1.3111 | 0.04394 | 135 | 96 | 36 | 3 |
599 | I know what it looks like, but it's not just another pyramid scheme. | 1.3110 | 0.04704 | 164 | 125 | 27 | 12 |
600 | Are you doing “the whole thing” or is this “sounds like”? | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
601 | I think I'm about to sneeze. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
602 | When will the TV be fixed? | 1.3106 | 0.05173 | 132 | 100 | 23 | 9 |
603 | Isn’t this what they mean by ‘pyramid scheme?’ | 1.3106 | 0.05173 | 132 | 100 | 23 | 9 |
604 | Now I see what you mean about Parenting being a balancing act. | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
605 | See, I'm not useless | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
606 | Switch places? | 1.3099 | 0.05306 | 142 | 111 | 18 | 13 |
607 | See? I can balance responsibilities. | 1.3097 | 0.05772 | 113 | 87 | 17 | 9 |
608 | Yes, as a matter of fact, I am fishing for a compliment. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
609 | Wow, the things we learned to do during lockdown | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
610 | We're thinking of adding a horse to the act. | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
611 | Honey, I swear it's not a pyramid scheme. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
612 | Is this another one of your pyramid schemes? | 1.3094 | 0.05191 | 139 | 107 | 21 | 11 |
613 | Aren't you at all curious as to how the goldfish bowl got on my back?" | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
614 | Have you seen the Twister mat anywhere? | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
615 | You think this is easy? The goldfish is bipolar, the cat doesn't speak a word of English, and the dog has to go real bad right now! | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
616 | Have you seen the Iguana? | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
617 | Now do you see why we need a bird? | 1.3089 | 0.05552 | 123 | 95 | 18 | 10 |
618 | Your going to have to put your drink down for this next bit ! | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
619 | I know you are tired, but Please feed us | 1.3088 | 0.05374 | 136 | 106 | 18 | 12 |
620 | The wine glass goes on my nose, and you do your headstand on the fishbowl, and then we go right into the national anthem." | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
621 | At least I don’t sit around drinking all day! | 1.3083 | 0.05650 | 120 | 93 | 17 | 10 |
622 | Remind me why we cancelled Netflix? | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
623 | Will you kindly take your feet off the couch! | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
624 | Very funny...now help me find my contact lens | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
625 | You're the one who didn't want kids. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
626 | The goldfish? No one knows how he got there... | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
627 | And that's how it feels for me | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
628 | Impressive. But technically, the fish is not on all fours. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
629 | Thank God we never got the pet elephant you wanted | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
630 | If only you could do that with the checkbook. | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
631 | Wanna see a trick? | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
632 | Get the canary. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
633 | Honey, have you seen any of the animals today? | 1.3071 | 0.05647 | 127 | 100 | 15 | 12 |
634 | Please just take the photo for my followers. | 1.3070 | 0.05004 | 114 | 83 | 27 | 4 |
635 | There's also a gnat on the fish. | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
636 | This is why I can't go back to the office. | 1.3066 | 0.05238 | 137 | 106 | 20 | 11 |
637 | Obviously my efforts at work-life balance don't impress you. | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
638 | I signed us up for the community talent contest. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
639 | First time living in a studio apartment? | 1.3061 | 0.04980 | 147 | 113 | 23 | 11 |
640 | WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US? | 1.3061 | 0.05073 | 147 | 114 | 21 | 12 |
641 | Alison realizes her veterinarian husband still doesn’t understand what she means by “maintain proper work/life balance.” | 1.3060 | 0.05528 | 134 | 106 | 15 | 13 |
642 | We went viral when the cat ate the canary. | 1.3060 | 0.05321 | 134 | 104 | 19 | 11 |
643 | They're wondering if you could put your drink on my head? | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
644 | Just trying downward dog-cat-fish | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
645 | Can you go get the horse? | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
646 | We're trying to find some balance in our lives. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
647 | I don't think pet peeves means what you think it means. | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
648 | We can’t find the remote. | 1.3051 | 0.05582 | 118 | 91 | 18 | 9 |
649 | Could you take the fish off the cat's back...the turtle wants a ride. | 1.3051 | 0.04740 | 118 | 85 | 30 | 3 |
650 | The parrot said, 'no way!' | 1.3051 | 0.05582 | 118 | 91 | 18 | 9 |
651 | Pretty please... with a fishbowl on top? | 1.3051 | 0.05582 | 118 | 91 | 18 | 9 |
652 | I can’t find the baby. 👶🏼 | 1.3051 | 0.05582 | 118 | 91 | 18 | 9 |
653 | We want a divorce. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
654 | We established a hierarchy. You’re on the bottom. | 1.3047 | 0.05497 | 128 | 100 | 17 | 11 |
655 | We are wondering what time is dinner | 1.3047 | 0.05029 | 128 | 96 | 25 | 7 |
656 | Are you not amused? | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
657 | Now do you better understand evolution. | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
658 | Okay, I admit it was a mistake to cancel ALL our streaming services. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
659 | What do you mean you can't find your phone? | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
660 | If I am drunk could I do this? | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
661 | Now, just clap your hands. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
662 | The cat did eat the other goldfish during our practice runs this morning. | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
663 | Our twelve lives are in order. | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
664 | Finally Bob realized that nothing could distract Marge from watching the Johnny Depp trial. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
665 | Quarantine is over Joe… | 1.3033 | 0.05569 | 122 | 95 | 17 | 10 |
666 | No, I can't answer the phone. | 1.3032 | 0.04876 | 155 | 120 | 23 | 12 |
667 | I don’t care. I am not making turducken. | 1.3032 | 0.04961 | 155 | 121 | 21 | 13 |
668 | Our turtle? He’s still on the way. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
669 | They begged me to. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
670 | You know what? I was wrong about us needing to cut back on the television. | 1.3030 | 0.05371 | 132 | 103 | 18 | 11 |
671 | Let's just pay the increased Netflix rate. | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
672 | A baby? You've got to be kidding. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
673 | I lied, I don’t have Netflix | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
674 | Dear, you're scaring the goldfish. | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
675 | The bird has flown?! | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
676 | Said the fish in the pot To the Mom on the cot I do not like this trick at all A cat, a dog, a Dad on a crawl | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
677 | A first date to remember, am I right? | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
678 | We need to talk. | 1.3017 | 0.05772 | 116 | 91 | 15 | 10 |
679 | Would you like to get in the act? | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
680 | I wouldn't call it "horsing around" | 1.3016 | 0.05665 | 126 | 100 | 14 | 12 |
681 | Doing the ‘goldfish’ is my new yoga adaptation | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
682 | This is not going to end well. | 1.3015 | 0.04588 | 136 | 100 | 31 | 5 |
683 | Honestly, I was only getting set to propose. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
684 | Aren't you at least impressed with the goldfish? | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
685 | Darwin , shmarwin ! It's just a balancing act. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
686 | I know where I stand. It’s how that’s confusing. | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
687 | You’re right, we should get a parrot | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
688 | Honey,now you get on top. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
689 | As you can see, I am more than capable of balancing our checkbook. | 1.3000 | 0.05311 | 130 | 101 | 19 | 10 |
690 | Hey, my eyes are down here! | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
691 | You're next! | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
692 | How am I doing with the home part of the work/home balance? | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
693 | Are you going to play or not? | 1.3000 | 0.05500 | 120 | 93 | 18 | 9 |
694 | We call it … Evolution! | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
695 | We're ready for a child. | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
696 | Feed us? Please? | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
697 | Okay, I'll say it. You were right. I shouldn't have canceled our Apple TV subscription. | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
698 | Now, may I have a drink? | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
699 | If I move it will rain cats and dogs. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
700 | It's ok. I like being the underdogcatfish. | 1.2992 | 0.05513 | 127 | 100 | 16 | 11 |
701 | Objects Of Decreasing Desire | 1.2991 | 0.05598 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 9 |
702 | This maneuver is what got me the promotion at PetSmart.” | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
703 | Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
704 | Can we discuss that no-pets-on-the-sofa rule? | 1.2987 | 0.04619 | 154 | 117 | 28 | 9 |
705 | Now, can I have my glass of wine, please? | 1.2986 | 0.04525 | 144 | 107 | 31 | 6 |
706 | C'mon--it's like we're reenacting "The Cat in the Hat! | 1.2986 | 0.05033 | 144 | 112 | 21 | 11 |
707 | They saw a mouse! | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
708 | And you said I never brought you tiers of joy. | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
709 | Why do I always have to kneel for treats when the pets get to stand? | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
710 | They insisted I join. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
711 | I think our relationship lacks balance. | 1.2984 | 0.04719 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
712 | The fish spilled water on the cat. The cat peed on the dog. The dog is scratching my back and I am the man. | 1.2984 | 0.05245 | 124 | 95 | 21 | 8 |
713 | So can I have that drink now? | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
714 | No, I don't think we should get a St. Bernard. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
715 | Well, I finally got the monkey off my back”. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
716 | I took your advice and I am trying to achieve balance in my life. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
717 | Top or bottom? Your choice. | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
718 | Okay, now hop on top. | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
719 | We all want you to stop drinking | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
720 | Have you seen the snake? | 1.2975 | 0.05585 | 121 | 95 | 16 | 10 |
721 | OK,get on. | 1.2975 | 0.05585 | 121 | 95 | 16 | 10 |
722 | We really need to get cable again. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
723 | OK Now what? | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
724 | What does it take to get through to you? | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
725 | Cirque du Foyer | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
726 | I swear, it's not what it looks like. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
727 | I hope you can see that I am building trust in the family! | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
728 | This is what happens when you cancel your streaming subscriptions... | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
729 | The cat was the hardest | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
730 | It started with the fish swallowing a fly. | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
731 | If you’re not going to join us, at least take the picture. | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
732 | It's a new kind of pyramid scheme... | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
733 | Who are you going to feed first? | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
734 | Balance your wine glass on top of the fishbowl and we'll leave you alone. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
735 | I think this proves expiration dates on glue mean nothing. | 1.2960 | 0.05451 | 125 | 98 | 17 | 10 |
736 | You're sure this will fix my scoliosis? | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
737 | Ac-hoo | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
738 | You're a hard woman to please!!! | 1.2957 | 0.05657 | 115 | 90 | 16 | 9 |
739 | Yes,it may look funny, but we're able to use the carpool lane. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
740 | Can you FaceTime your sister? I want to show her something. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
741 | I invented a new yoga pose! It’s called cat dog fish cow. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
742 | It's cute, but Letterman isn't on anymore. | 1.2953 | 0.04809 | 149 | 115 | 24 | 10 |
743 | The donkey called out sick. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
744 | Get under me | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
745 | It’s been a while since we did some heavy petting… | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
746 | I said more FOREPLAY not FLOORPLAY | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
747 | Just a smile would be great | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
748 | Nice trick, but you all are still in trouble for what you did to the bird. | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
749 | Watch! I roll left, bowser rolls right and misty lands on her feet without spilling a drop! | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
750 | See, I told you that we didn't need cable tv. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
751 | You bring balance to our lives. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
752 | Cheerleading tryouts are tomorrow. | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
753 | The key to a successful pyramid scheme is a diversity of participants. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
754 | So… in your dating profile, you did say that you were looking for a steady guy who would be comfortable around your pets… but… umm… | 1.2932 | 0.05313 | 133 | 105 | 17 | 11 |
755 | Drink up. I need the worm from your tequila. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
756 | It’s been impossible to impress you since we saw to Cirque du Soleil | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
757 | I can't find them anywhere. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
758 | Are you certain this is foreplay? | 1.2931 | 0.05613 | 116 | 91 | 16 | 9 |
759 | Want to join our support group? | 1.2929 | 0.06300 | 99 | 79 | 11 | 9 |
760 | Hey, I’m just horsing around | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
761 | Turns out there’s a pecking order. | 1.2929 | 0.04476 | 140 | 104 | 31 | 5 |
762 | Let's have children. | 1.2929 | 0.04808 | 140 | 107 | 25 | 8 |
763 | „I swear I was just looking for the remote and then this suddenly happened.“ | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
764 | Now the goldfish needs you to scratch its back. | 1.2927 | 0.05382 | 123 | 96 | 18 | 9 |
765 | This isn’t as easy as it looks. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
766 | You said you wanted me to be more supportive of our family. | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
767 | And then they beamed us aboard their spaceship. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
768 | There’s no way we’re getting a mouse, guys | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
769 | Kowtow Bow-wow Meow Minnow | 1.2922 | 0.05040 | 154 | 123 | 17 | 14 |
770 | I get the feeling that everything is stacked against me… | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
771 | I felt the need for more balance in my life. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
772 | That new hairdo is scaring the hell out of them. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
773 | May we have your attention now? | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
774 | Will you feed us? | 1.2920 | 0.04652 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
775 | So, the cable is still out. | 1.2917 | 0.05013 | 144 | 113 | 20 | 11 |
776 | Would you PLEASE get the doorbell? | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
777 | This game of charades is getting out of hand. | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
778 | Would you like it here or there? would you like it anywhere? Not tonight Sam, I have a headache. | 1.2917 | 0.05724 | 120 | 96 | 13 | 11 |
779 | E-I-E-I-O | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
780 | His online profile didn’t lie,” she thought, “he is really good at balancing his responsibilities. | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
781 | You convinced me... we'll get a new TV set | 1.2913 | 0.05374 | 127 | 100 | 17 | 10 |
782 | This looked like more fun on TikTok | 1.2913 | 0.05955 | 103 | 81 | 14 | 8 |
783 | Don’t blame me. It was the fish’s idea. | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
784 | Have these animals been fed lately? | 1.2910 | 0.05171 | 134 | 105 | 19 | 10 |
785 | What do you mean I’m the weakest link? | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
786 | I’m improvising. The goats ran away. | 1.2910 | 0.05171 | 134 | 105 | 19 | 10 |
787 | I dunno, seems like a pyramid scheme to me. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
788 | I am reconsidering having kids. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
789 | Looks and sounds good enough for Bremen, Ohio. | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
790 | You need us, so feed us.” | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
791 | Variety show or TikTok video? | 1.2903 | 0.05343 | 124 | 97 | 18 | 9 |
792 | I think they're onto me." | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
793 | We all sorry we forgot your birthday! | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
794 | The fish wanted to go for a walk. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
795 | They told to pose like this but I have no idea why. Something about a caption for a cartoon. | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
796 | Oh, you meant a different kind of playfulness. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
797 | What did you expect when you married a guy named Noah Zark? | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
798 | I'm done, Louise. Time to sign up for cable. | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
799 | How long have you been sitting there? | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
800 | No time to explain, darling, get on the fish. | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
801 | And how was your day? | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
802 | Now THIS is a balancing act! | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
803 | We want you to stop drinking. | 1.2889 | 0.04444 | 135 | 100 | 31 | 4 |
804 | FEED US DAMMIT | 1.2887 | 0.04955 | 142 | 111 | 21 | 10 |
805 | They said I was too old to quit my job and become a pet sitter. | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
806 | You really need to read '101 Things To Do During COVID'. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
807 | I miss cable. | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
808 | Thank God our pet pig ran away | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
809 | I don't know how much longer we can handle the lockdown. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
810 | Anything not to talk about your feelings. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
811 | OK, I'll admit we're all domesticated. Now give us a treat! | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
812 | Can you please feed us dinner? | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
813 | Unfortunately the Ed Sullivan Show isn't on anymore. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
814 | Permission to move up the food chain. | 1.2878 | 0.04923 | 139 | 108 | 22 | 9 |
815 | I think Bubbles got me involved with a pyramid scheme | 1.2878 | 0.05028 | 139 | 109 | 20 | 10 |
816 | Excellent! You've stacked yourselves in order of importance to me. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
817 | I call it, ‘The Descent of Man.’ | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
818 | None of us appreciate your team building exercises. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
819 | You think your dad will finally be impressed? | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
820 | Why am I at the bottom of the petting order? | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
821 | Take a picture…take a picture now! | 1.2869 | 0.05640 | 122 | 98 | 13 | 11 |
822 | It's time that the vet and my chiropractor talk. | 1.2869 | 0.04429 | 122 | 89 | 31 | 2 |
823 | Can we have a treat now?! | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
824 | Bill I’m still going to file for the divorce | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
825 | Honey when I said walk the dog, I meant JUST the dog | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
826 | I know this isn’t the most ideal first date, but I promised them some playtime beforehand | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
827 | May I get you anything else? | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
828 | I'm trying to achieve better work-life balance. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
829 | You were the one who wanted to try something new. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
830 | What do you mean you don't know where your phone is!? | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
831 | Add the baby. | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
832 | NOW you want a refill? | 1.2857 | 0.05356 | 119 | 93 | 18 | 8 |
833 | What do you mean the fish isn't on all fours? | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
834 | So its a book and a film, 3 words? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
835 | . The old dog wants to quit. He's claiming this is a new trick | 1.2857 | 0.04818 | 112 | 83 | 26 | 3 |
836 | Now may we have our treat? | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
837 | No, I don’t think you can add that to your resume. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
838 | Pyramid of Eejit | 1.2857 | 0.05733 | 112 | 89 | 14 | 9 |
839 | If you don’t get the word I’m never playing again. | 1.2848 | 0.04826 | 151 | 119 | 21 | 11 |
840 | Okay, who’s your favourite? | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
841 | Are you not entertained? | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
842 | Good boy. Now roll over. | 1.2846 | 0.05264 | 130 | 103 | 17 | 10 |
843 | Don't just sit there, DO SOMETHING! | 1.2846 | 0.05149 | 130 | 102 | 19 | 9 |
844 | And now you want an ice cube in your wine? | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
845 | Now can you see the fish? | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
846 | Simon says what?!! | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
847 | Goldfish can’t do the Downward Dog. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
848 | Starving for attention, I suppose. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
849 | So, you've won over my pets! | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
850 | Now do a trick? What do you call this? | 1.2836 | 0.05037 | 134 | 105 | 20 | 9 |
851 | Yes, Mistress. Thank you, Mistress. | 1.2836 | 0.04809 | 134 | 103 | 24 | 7 |
852 | You're not amused by my animal husbandry? | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
853 | Is this work-life balance? | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
854 | Now can I please have the remote? | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
855 | Now all we need for our act is a pony. | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
856 | I’m sorry, Fred. I’m still not calling you by a pet name. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
857 | You could do this, too, if you'd stop drinking. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
858 | Have you seen a little mouse running around here anywhere? | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
859 | See honey, I can still be spontaneous! | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
860 | Now, how can you say I'm not a well-balanced guy? | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
861 | ...and that's reason #8 why we desperately need a box turtle. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
862 | I get it, I'm not high on your list of priorities. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
863 | None of us could find the ring. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
864 | Just a few meetings, the usual. How was yours? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
865 | Okay honey, I promise I’ll get the TV fixed tomorrow. | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
866 | Yes, this is close to what it feels like managing work, home and wfh! | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
867 | C'mon,you're the missing link! | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
868 | And you want to add a kid on top of that? | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
869 | Do you still think we’ve lost our sense of adventure? | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
870 | Now can we have sex? | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
871 | We call this upward fish. | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
872 | We're looking for the elephant in the room. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
873 | Okay, honey, you have our full attention. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
874 | Why yes, I suppose having you between me and the dog makes more sense than on top of the fish. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
875 | The cat said you’d be pleased. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
876 | I’m sick of being treated like I’m at the bottom of the food chain around here! | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
877 | It's a bit early for wine. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
878 | But can a baby do *this*? | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
879 | Now levitate. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
880 | No, dear - we can't turn around three times fast. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
881 | join me in pet jenga? | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
882 | Chain of command | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
883 | A dog, a cat and a goldfish ride into a living room...Wait! Is that my last Lafitte Rothschild? | 1.2815 | 0.05221 | 135 | 108 | 16 | 11 |
884 | We get bored when you're at work. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
885 | We want the Sofa !! | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
886 | But you said we needed to work on the balance in our relationship. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
887 | You know the rules, baby: No feet on the couch. | 1.2810 | 0.04770 | 153 | 121 | 21 | 11 |
888 | I'm glad we didn't get that pet pony! | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
889 | Remind me when the cable guy's coming again? | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
890 | We’ve decided, your next pet has to be a bird. | 1.2807 | 0.05643 | 114 | 91 | 14 | 9 |
891 | Yes, I know, your Dad had a Doberman, a Panther and a Shark. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
892 | It's easy -- knock that back, then get between the dog and cat. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
893 | To think I was worried that your cat wouldn’t fit in. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
894 | Wait, what do you mean 'try switching places with the fish'? | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
895 | but your ad said you wanted someone who was pet friendly and lived a balanced lifestyle | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
896 | Have you seen my spider? | 1.2803 | 0.05080 | 132 | 104 | 19 | 9 |
897 | You told me to be a more supportive husband! | 1.2803 | 0.05080 | 132 | 104 | 19 | 9 |
898 | It seems I'm just the delta male in the family. | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
899 | We learned this after watching a few TikToks. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
900 | This is not just an act. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
901 | What do you mean you’re too busy to take our picture? | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
902 | Maybe we should extend our screen-time hours. | 1.2797 | 0.04801 | 143 | 112 | 22 | 9 |
903 | I'm trying to balance work and life. | 1.2797 | 0.04644 | 118 | 88 | 27 | 3 |
904 | I guess this is all we have while we wait for season 2 | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
905 | As a goldfish is to a cat and as a cat is to a dog, I am as to you, my pet. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
906 | The fish wanted to go for a walk too and this was easier than getting all the leashes sorted out. | 1.2793 | 0.05748 | 111 | 89 | 13 | 9 |
907 | Helen, what's it going to take for you to prepare dinner? | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
908 | If you can bounce a ping-pong ball in the fish tank you win all of us. | 1.2791 | 0.05041 | 129 | 101 | 20 | 8 |
909 | How’s the reception now? | 1.2791 | 0.05275 | 129 | 103 | 16 | 10 |
910 | No, I don't think we should get a horse. | 1.2789 | 0.04184 | 147 | 110 | 33 | 4 |
911 | Finally made time for my pet project. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
912 | Totem Pole Submission, appearing in order of importance. | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
913 | you said to do something with my life! | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
914 | We’ve got each other’s backs. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
915 | My profile does say, "a vet with a good work life balance." | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
916 | I’m trying to be more supportive | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
917 | Almost there darling” | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
918 | I can babysit too! | 1.2781 | 0.04713 | 151 | 119 | 22 | 10 |
919 | My chiropractor recommends I add more weight next week. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
920 | You’re right. I can’t imagine having a kid. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
921 | I got your goat yoga right here! | 1.2774 | 0.05152 | 137 | 110 | 16 | 11 |
922 | Why can't you be a team player? | 1.2773 | 0.05459 | 119 | 95 | 15 | 9 |
923 | This just isn’t your regular dog and pony show | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
924 | Our family therapy homework, remember? Please get in. | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
925 | I’ve become more creative working from home. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
926 | We'll always have your back. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
927 | We've gone through three goldfish practicing this trick. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
928 | There's no satisfying you!!! | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
929 | I have a plan to save the pets from rising sea levels. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
930 | You can see how I've evolved. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
931 | I am the Walrus. | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
932 | You're not even going to try to rekindle the passion? | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
933 | I can’t seem to find any of the pets! | 1.2759 | 0.06679 | 87 | 71 | 8 | 8 |
934 | I’m glad you finally figured out the fish shouldn’t be on the bottom. | 1.2756 | 0.05084 | 127 | 100 | 19 | 8 |
935 | How do you make money on tiktok? | 1.2756 | 0.05084 | 127 | 100 | 19 | 8 |
936 | Actually, I'd rather you just look for the TV remote. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
937 | It's known as the animal pyramid | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
938 | I know I'm at the bottom of your care hierarchy. | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
939 | We don't need the donkey | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
940 | Our days feel long too since you went back to the office. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
941 | There. Now can I have some wine? | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
942 | There is no next trick. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
943 | So, anyway, what’d you do today? | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
944 | Top this! | 1.2743 | 0.05515 | 113 | 90 | 15 | 8 |
945 | Cirque du Soleil, here we come! | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
946 | I’ve graduated from goat yoga. | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
947 | The hardest part was getting the goldfish to agree to come along. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
948 | So this is what dating is like now? | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
949 | Not bad for amateurs. Now, let's see you switch places! | 1.2741 | 0.04130 | 135 | 100 | 33 | 2 |
950 | We all agree it’s not the same without you. | 1.2740 | 0.04714 | 146 | 115 | 22 | 9 |
951 | I think we need to get a TV. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
952 | There, I did it. Now can I go golfing tomorrow? | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
953 | How long until the TV gets fixed? | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
954 | And a partridge in a pear tree! | 1.2735 | 0.05513 | 117 | 94 | 14 | 9 |
955 | There's a pecking order here somewhere. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
956 | Thanks, I just needed to watch a man struggle under the weight of household responsibilities for once. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
957 | Why is my alone time so hard for you guys to deal with? | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
958 | I JUST REMEMBERED CATS MAKE ME SNEEZE. | 1.2734 | 0.04876 | 139 | 110 | 20 | 9 |
959 | This is TikTok gold. | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
960 | You are barking, meowing, and fishing up the wrong tree. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
961 | As God is my witness, we'll never give up TV for Lent again. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
962 | Give us a tongue roll and the fish leaps into your Chablis. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
963 | I think the fishbowl crushed the parakeet. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
964 | I have to go to the bathroom. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
965 | You're up. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
966 | This 'Old Goat Yoga' is working wonders for my back | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
967 | Now do you think I’m ready to juggle fatherhood? | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
968 | Now, carefully put the wine glass on the goldfish | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
969 | Originally there was 5 of us, but the hedgehog was problematic. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
970 | I see working from home has been productive. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
971 | They decided we needed an org chart. | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
972 | We need to get a bird. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
973 | Honey you gotta try downward facing dog cat fish. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
974 | You bought a horse? | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
975 | Wait, how long has the cable been back on? | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
976 | O.K., now you get on the fish. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
977 | “We call it trickle-down gymnastics.” | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
978 | Hop on, my pet. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
979 | Obviously, we’ve had lots of alone-time to practice. I’m on goldfish number 14. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
980 | I can't believe you don't have your iPhone out! | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
981 | Honey, the band's back together! | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
982 | We have all agreed that we appreciate you. | 1.2713 | 0.05133 | 129 | 103 | 17 | 9 |
983 | The goldfish is very persuasive | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
984 | 'I thought you said a menagerie would spice up our relationship.' | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
985 | I am asking you to top this | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
986 | Let me know what the cat is doing, Margaret, he's always the weak link... | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
987 | Do you mind, we’d like to have the couch. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
988 | We're sorry, but you're not the only one with a back problem! | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
989 | Can we please cancel the fish's Instagram account? | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
990 | Please take a picture. | 1.2708 | 0.06366 | 96 | 79 | 8 | 9 |
991 | You're a tough audience. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
992 | Now can we sit on the couch? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
993 | When I said I wanted you to impress me tonight, that’s not exactly what I had in mind | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
994 | Is dinner ready? | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
995 | As usual, Tweetie refused to participate | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
996 | We’re ready, you can start the vacuum now. | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
997 | Honey, I think you are finally ready to go on the road. | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
998 | Well well, it's stacking up to be an interesting evening. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
999 | Now that you are home,feed us! | 1.2701 | 0.04691 | 137 | 107 | 23 | 7 |
1000 | Hmm, a little more to the left. | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1001 | For the final part of the trick, Rover will roll over. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1002 | And it's called the Aristocrats! | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1003 | You don't want to know how the fish got there. | 1.2698 | 0.05681 | 126 | 105 | 8 | 13 |
1004 | Quick fetch the canary | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1005 | Now can we get a horse? | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1006 | Okay . . . so it's not the Wallendas, but it's still not something you see every day. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1007 | Don’t worry they’ve got my back.. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1008 | I don't feel like you're pulling your weight around here. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1009 | What…. And give up show business? | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
1010 | Family obedience school was a success! | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1011 | Carol: I'm not sure that I can be part of your support group any longer. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1012 | This is not dog style | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1013 | Now that I have your attention | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1014 | The pet hierarchy of needs | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1015 | Jane, obviously the answer isn’t ‘Ordinary People.’ | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1016 | We're preserving the delicate balance of nature. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1017 | Tik Tok? | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1018 | Just practicing my backbone exercises for when your mother arrives.. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1019 | I lost a bet. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1020 | Are you entertained yet? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1021 | We lost the worm. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1022 | It feels like you’re not carrying your weight in this relationship. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1023 | Can we have our treats now? | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1024 | Up and down the chain of command, we worship you, Goddess! | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1025 | Take a photo quick for my instagram profile. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1026 | Our new neighbors are a pet sitter and a hypnotist. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1027 | I finally got that monkey off my back | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
1028 | Could yu please feed the fish? | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
1029 | I'll bet that Jim, your ex, couldn't do this. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1030 | Pandemic rodeo is over guys | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
1031 | Now do you understand why we need a bird? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1032 | Carefully—balance the flea on the back of the fish. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1033 | …And your mother called me spineless! | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1034 | Fine. We can resubscribe to Netflix. | 1.2673 | 0.06116 | 101 | 83 | 9 | 9 |
1035 | Taking them for a walk all at once was not as easy as I thought it would be. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1036 | It may look like a carpet, but it's the back of an elephant. | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1037 | Do you need anything from PetSmart? | 1.2672 | 0.04945 | 131 | 104 | 19 | 8 |
1038 | You forgot the hamster. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1039 | So, it’s not turtles all the way down, after all. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
1040 | Quick! Grab the camera!! | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 105 | 78 | 26 | 1 |
1041 | Couldn't you have charged your phone BEFORE you got us to do this? | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1042 | Why do I need a job again…are you not seeing this? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1043 | I have to sneeze | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1044 | And they said pets were easier to care for than children. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1045 | It started with horsey rides for Ellen when she was small. Then I looked at TikTok | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
1046 | Lately, a lot of things have been weighing on me. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1047 | I told you not to get involved with another pyramid scheme. | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
1048 | See? I told you all those months practicing in the basement would be worth it. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1049 | The fish started it. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1050 | Don't laugh, I am one parakeet away from a spot on The Today Show. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1051 | Just warming up. The checkbook is next. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1052 | Please play with us | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1053 | I think I'm finally getting that work/home balance. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1054 | On her third pour, Linda was actually kinda impressed. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1055 | They've been doing this ever since we watched that Netflix special on goat yoga. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1056 | It's good- but it won't go viral | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1057 | They're usually quite peeved with each other. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1058 | IS SEASON TWO BETTER THAN THIS?!?. | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1059 | See? Old Doug CAN do new tricks! | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1060 | What do you mean Letterman retired? | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1061 | What do you mean Letterman doesn't do stupid pet tricks anymore? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1062 | I'll be so glad when the TV is fixed... | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
1063 | Maintaining a work-life balance. | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
1064 | The quadfecta of pets | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
1065 | For your next act, how about takimg out the garbage? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1066 | Uh-oh! I think I hear the mailman coming up the driveway. | 1.2647 | 0.05899 | 102 | 83 | 11 | 8 |
1067 | I still think it’s missing something … | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1068 | Pleasing you, Lois, is a real balancing-act. | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1069 | My other girlfriend wasn't impressed either | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1070 | It's NOT a pyramid scheme, Alice – it's a family. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1071 | The fish wants to know what's holding the floor up. Turtles? | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1072 | Help! We've fallen and can't get up! | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1073 | This isn’t want I meant when I said I wanted a threesome | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1074 | I’m not in the mood for Jenga right now, Harold. | 1.2642 | 0.05735 | 106 | 86 | 12 | 8 |
1075 | Can I have a sip of that? | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1076 | Is oral sex still out of the question? | 1.2637 | 0.06218 | 91 | 74 | 10 | 7 |
1077 | How’s your Internet connection now? | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
1078 | Now do you forgive us? | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1079 | ‘Did you write “P.C. Vey” on the carpet?’ | 1.2637 | 0.06600 | 91 | 76 | 6 | 9 |
1080 | Stop replacing xanax with lsd | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1081 | It's humans all the way down. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1082 | No, I refuse to get you a horse for your birthday. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1083 | You just needed to ask! | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1084 | Get a mop. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
1085 | They call it ‘The Aristocrats’. | 1.2632 | 0.04879 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
1086 | At this rate, we’ll never win the cheerleading competition | 1.2632 | 0.04640 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
1087 | Are you still bored? | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1088 | We're all begging on my hands and knees | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1089 | I’m having a little fun, get off my back. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1090 | Ha, can your old boyfriend do this? | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1091 | Funny, I still can’t balance the checkbook. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1092 | This performance is dedicated to Goldie I, Goldie II, Goldie III, and the carpet in the guest bedroom. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1093 | But pet yoga is so much more relaxing than wine! | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
1094 | For my next trick… | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1095 | Define tipsy. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1096 | I'm giving a TED Talk on inter-species harmony. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1097 | It’s Ms. Maslow's hierarchy of needs. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1098 | That’s not the food pyramid. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1099 | Now, you get on top of the fish | 1.2619 | 0.05186 | 126 | 102 | 15 | 9 |
1100 | Having this many pets is a real balancing act | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1101 | You said you needed balance in your life. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1102 | It's the new alternative to goat yoga. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1103 | The Ed Sullivan show went off the air years ago. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1104 | How is this better than screens? | 1.2617 | 0.05686 | 107 | 87 | 12 | 8 |
1105 | This is your hierarchy of affection. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
1106 | We have practiced all week | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
1107 | Are we at least an entertaining three ring circus? | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
1108 | Don’t tell the fish, but the cat is working for scale. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1109 | Laugh, please. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1110 | America's Got Talent material? Yes or no. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1111 | Okay, I'm ready to sign up for Netflix again. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1112 | You opened the Château Margaux. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1113 | Harold, you know these pyramid schemes nevrer work! | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1114 | Tomorrow, it’s your turn to walk them. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1115 | It was going to be higher but the iguana refuses to work with Mr. Whiskers. | 1.2612 | 0.04846 | 134 | 107 | 19 | 8 |
1116 | We really should have had kids. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1117 | Wine relaxes you. This keeps me balanced. | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
1118 | It's Father's Day - can we please watch the US Open? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1119 | Quick, check if this is a Guinness category. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1120 | I couldn’t get the parakeet to perch on the fish bowl. | 1.2609 | 0.05396 | 115 | 93 | 14 | 8 |
1121 | Where's the parrot? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1122 | While impressive, I still don't think veterinary schools have cheer squad scholarships. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1123 | This is not quite what I meant when I asked you to surprise me. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1124 | You have our attention. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1125 | Giving all my pets equal attention requires a balancing act. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1126 | The the future of evolution. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1127 | Now, don't move until I fetch the pony | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1128 | Didn't you say it was time to change his water anyway? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1129 | May I have your attention, please | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1130 | We’re back! | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1131 | How much longer? | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1132 | Here is the cocktail goldfish you requested | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1133 | You idiot! | 1.2596 | 0.05796 | 104 | 85 | 11 | 8 |
1134 | I call it a Humane Society Pyramid. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1135 | I am going to sneeze! | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1136 | I'm gonna need a hand, here. | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1137 | You see, Susan? I am able support this household | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1138 | Tiffany, my love, I think we need to chat about your preferred foreplay. | 1.2595 | 0.04672 | 131 | 103 | 22 | 6 |
1139 | Sidney, is this another one of your pyramid schemes? | 1.2593 | 0.06754 | 81 | 67 | 7 | 7 |
1140 | My next trick will be peace in the Middle East. | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
1141 | Babe, you’re blocking the TV. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1142 | I can’t see the tv. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1143 | Now do you believe I’m doing all the heavy lifting around here, Sally? | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1144 | You see? It works better if I'm on the bottom. | 1.2586 | 0.05354 | 116 | 94 | 14 | 8 |
1145 | What do you mean, "Ringling Brothers isn't using any more animal acts!"? | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1146 | No, no pony. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1147 | I suppose you want me to put the parakeet on top. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1148 | This is much more satisfying than a job. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1149 | The whale fell off. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1150 | NOW can we have the remote back? | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1151 | It was Goldy''s idea. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1152 | I’m preparing for our vacation in Bremen. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1153 | Bipedalism was a mistake. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1154 | I thought you'd enjoy seeing it before we go on tour. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1155 | let me see you stand on your head too! | 1.2581 | 0.06097 | 93 | 76 | 10 | 7 |
1156 | I can't wait until the pandemic really ends! | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1157 | It's called the Peaceable Kingdom position. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1158 | You're right, this is easier than making sense of cryptocurrency. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1159 | You're having wine at 5 o'clock? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1160 | George, I don’t think this is what our therapist meant when she recommended a family bonding night. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1161 | You’re not cut out for working from home. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1162 | And you thought a Turducken was great! | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1163 | They were cheaper than a chiropractor. | 1.2574 | 0.04593 | 101 | 76 | 24 | 1 |
1164 | My life/work balance needed fixing. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1165 | I really hope you find a new TV show to watch soon. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1166 | See! STACKED was NOT in reference to you. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1167 | I guess I am ready for grandchildren. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1168 | We're done practicing. Seriously, which way to Carnegie Hall? | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1169 | Practicing for when the children come? | 1.2571 | 0.04494 | 105 | 79 | 25 | 1 |
1170 | NOBODY POOP!!! | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1171 | Fair? No. Balanced? Yes! | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1172 | You see!?! I can be a stable person for you. | 1.2569 | 0.05592 | 109 | 89 | 12 | 8 |
1173 | Does this prove that I am well balanced enough to have kids? | 1.2569 | 0.05438 | 109 | 88 | 14 | 7 |
1174 | If you don’t even get this, Helen, I fear you stand no chance at tomorrow night’s charades at the Henderson‘s. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1175 | I miss going out for entertainment. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1176 | Too soon? | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1177 | If you offer me a Martini i,ll put the parrot on top of the fish | 1.2566 | 0.04314 | 113 | 85 | 27 | 1 |
1178 | Nice act, but I'm still taking the night off from cooking. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1179 | How are the Kardashians more interesting than this? | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
1180 | It’s the only way we can keep you off our backs. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1181 | I am calling it 'Work Life Balance'. | 1.2564 | 0.04232 | 117 | 88 | 28 | 1 |
1182 | According to Newton, the fish is the perceived genius in this scenario. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1183 | Just stand on your head atop the fish bowl for the family photo | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1184 | OK, now balance that glass of wine on my head! | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1185 | When did you say the TV was going to be fixed? | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1186 | I think I had too much wine | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
1187 | I don't think that was a micro dose, Phil. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
1188 | I told you I had a creative side | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1189 | What do you mean you want a divorce?! | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1190 | Are you sure your "IQ pyramid" is in the correct order? | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1191 | Well don’t just sit there. Get the camera! | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1192 | You know I’m terrible at charades. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1193 | Sorry,it will take a lot more than that. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1194 | They want to know where you go. | 1.2556 | 0.04851 | 133 | 107 | 18 | 8 |
1195 | If I take the dog out, will you change the cat litter and feed the fish? | 1.2556 | 0.04485 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 5 |
1196 | No, we are not getting an elephant. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1197 | We perfected this during the lockdown | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1198 | I told you life with me was going to be a balancing act. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1199 | Can't we just go back to spanking? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1200 | Why must I always be the low man on the totem pole? | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
1201 | Now watch me me flip the goldfish into the cat's mouth and give the dog a big drink. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1202 | I just got you off my back, and now I have this. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1203 | It's cheaper than a Peloton. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1204 | NOW are you zen? | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1205 | The horse wanted an advance. | 1.2551 | 0.05858 | 98 | 80 | 11 | 7 |
1206 | No I don't know how she put the fish bowl on her back! | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1207 | We finally found a fish that gets it. | 1.2551 | 0.06035 | 98 | 81 | 9 | 8 |
1208 | They like the yoga class! | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1209 | I have to go back for the bird. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1210 | 'constructive criticism, please' | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1211 | Just a sip?!? | 1.2549 | 0.05692 | 102 | 83 | 12 | 7 |
1212 | Would you like to join my yoga class? | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1213 | You forgot to say “Mother, may I”. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1214 | Please don't go back to the office. We need you here. | 1.2547 | 0.04458 | 106 | 80 | 25 | 1 |
1215 | Wow, another pointless New Yorker cartoon from an artist who doesn't understand eyeballs | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1216 | I figured you'd be more likely to feed us if we approached you as a blockchain. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1217 | Friday night with Mr.& Mrs. Empty Nesters. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1218 | I think you’ve had enough to drink, honey. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1219 | We are re-enacting the "Bremen Town Musicians!" I am the ass. | 1.2545 | 0.05980 | 110 | 93 | 6 | 11 |
1220 | There’s only one place I haven't looked. They’ve got to be hiding under the couch” | 1.2545 | 0.05546 | 110 | 90 | 12 | 8 |
1221 | It’s all just a balancing act | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1222 | Wow, you suck at charades. | 1.2544 | 0.05259 | 114 | 92 | 15 | 7 |
1223 | Apparently it's NOT turtles all the way down. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1224 | If we have a kid, there won’t be any time for this. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1225 | My therapist said I need to learn how to balance | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1226 | See, the flea on the rim of the fishbowl? | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1227 | Impressive, but what about the hamster? | 1.2542 | 0.05540 | 118 | 98 | 10 | 10 |
1228 | Something is wrong with the pecking order in this house. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1229 | Impressive! You really can do everything but the dishes! | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1230 | So a dog, a cat ,and a fish crawl into a bar.... | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1231 | We want to discuss our pet peeves. | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1232 | Are you sure you wouldn't rather re-watch something on Netflix? | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1233 | And you STILL want to watch Netflix? | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1234 | Can I have a divorce now | 1.2536 | 0.05045 | 138 | 114 | 13 | 11 |
1235 | I have to admit, I’m glad we didn’t get the St. Bernard. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
1236 | Seriously, Margaret, | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1237 | I meant the checkbook. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1238 | I really think I can monetize this. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1239 | Maybe I will finally win ….This Weeks Contest. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1240 | For my next trick, I will complete todays Wordle in 3 tries. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1241 | Impressive but it’s still your turn to make dinner. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1242 | Hope on. I got this. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1243 | Sorry Hun, I still can't find your pet tarantula. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1244 | We come to you on my hands and knees and humbly ask that we have dinner now. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1245 | It would really help if you’d walk the pets sometime too, honey | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1246 | But can you do it on water skis? | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
1247 | Did you feed the goldfish today? It looks hungry. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1248 | We’re teaching the fish to juggle. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1249 | I was expecting a diamond ring | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1250 | Can we get a gerbil? | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1251 | ...ok, now do a backflip | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1252 | And that’s blockchain. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1253 | Sweetheart, will you marry us? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1254 | This can’t seriously be how you rank us. | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
1255 | Can you get the door, honey? My right leg fell asleep! | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1256 | Marion, please, that's the last of the 1967 Chateau d'Yquem. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1257 | This will stop them from interrupting my Zoom meetings. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1258 | I've balanced our budget, balanced the dog, cat and goldfish (who all hate each other) all on my back. What more do I have to do to get a glass of wine? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1259 | No props in charades? Now you tell me! | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1260 | Okay- now the fish on bottom. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1261 | You have your wine hobby and I have mine. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1262 | I'm striving for work-life balance. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1263 | You complete us. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1264 | Are you ready for the Grand Finale? | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1265 | Quick, call the parrot. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1266 | Do you think our backyard is big enough for a horse? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1267 | I told you! I don't KNOW how the fish got up there! | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1268 | Charlotte, will you marry us? | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1269 | Sorry, I couldn't get the parakeet to cooperate. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1270 | OK,now jump in the bowl! | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1271 | The true heirarchy. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1272 | Sorry,Chuck. I still think Shondaland is more entertaining. | 1.2520 | 0.04978 | 123 | 99 | 17 | 7 |
1273 | I don't think that qualifies for America's Got Talent | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1274 | Good God, what have you done with the hamster? | 1.2519 | 0.04888 | 131 | 106 | 17 | 8 |
1275 | Can we get a kid? | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1276 | He may be just a goldfish, but boy is he persuasive. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1277 | Yeah,but can your boyfriend do this? | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1278 | We all recommend table pose for relaxation. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
1279 | Cocktail Hour 2022 | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1280 | Do you still think I'm unbalanced, Amanda? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1281 | Now that COVID is abating, you really need to go back to the office… | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1282 | Fifteen million followers... I MUST be doing something RIGHT. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1283 | The donkey tested positive and couldn't make it. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1284 | A man who doggedly wants to be a catfish? | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1285 | It was this or play hide-and-seek | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1286 | I'm working my way up to balancing our checkbook. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1287 | We practiced all day while you were at work. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1288 | ...and what is your next request, your highness? | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1289 | Goat yoga is so last year. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1290 | Oh Steve — you had me at dog! | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1291 | Get a photo. All this training and practice MIGHT pay off. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1292 | That's the last time we use a dog trainer who's also a hypnotist. | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1293 | I asked for a coffee table. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
1294 | We all beg you, stop drinking now. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
1295 | Maslow? Never heard of him. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1296 | Welcome to Cirque du Duane. Please silence your cell phones. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1297 | We aim to put the happy in your happy hour. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1298 | We just making sure you are enjoying your me time | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1299 | In the scale of low maintenance… | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1300 | I’m sick of balancing the books all week. Thought I’d shake things up. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1301 | We all agree. It’s time to eat. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1302 | I'm sorry I can't deal with your pet peeves just now. I've enough on my back as it is. | 1.2481 | 0.04926 | 129 | 105 | 16 | 8 |
1303 | Quick! Call Cirque du Soleil! | 1.2481 | 0.05047 | 129 | 106 | 14 | 9 |
1304 | Oh, great Goddess, your creatures request their sustenance. | 1.2481 | 0.04801 | 129 | 104 | 18 | 7 |
1305 | NOW can have martini? | 1.2480 | 0.05286 | 125 | 104 | 11 | 10 |
1306 | Why can't we just do goat yoga? | 1.2480 | 0.05407 | 125 | 105 | 9 | 11 |
1307 | Let me get this straight - the goldfish represents self-actualization? | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1308 | Go fish? | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1309 | that's it?..A CHEAP BID FOR ATTENTION? | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1310 | Dog, cat, fish yoga is going viral! | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1311 | Another year of quarantine, and I think we can really take this show on the road. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1312 | I realize the fish is hardly in on the trick | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1313 | When does our quarantine end again? | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1314 | Where the hell is your phone? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1315 | Honey, please don't spill your wine. | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1316 | It's a package deal. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1317 | Food pyramid. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1318 | Please be careful where you toss that olive. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1319 | Now that I've got you trained, go take out the trash. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1320 | Now you get on. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1321 | It’s a TikTok trend. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1322 | How many likes will we get on influencersgonewild? | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1323 | Don't move! There's a tarantula under the cushion. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1324 | And what did you learn during the pandemic? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1325 | I'd be way more impressed if you fed them once in a while. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1326 | I think I’m going to sneeze. | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
1327 | My HMO insurance suggests six weeks of this before they will approve acupuncture. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1328 | Are you taking it on the road? | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1329 | Now, will you cook me dinner? | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1330 | It took me a year, but you must admit it was a quarantine spent well. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1331 | I’m heading to the store. Do you need anything? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1332 | All set. Where's the hoop? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1333 | Now will you tell us the new wifi password? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1334 | Okay, now will you marry me? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1335 | …please take me back | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1336 | Every night, Keith had to earn a seat on the couch. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1337 | These I can balance. The checkbook, I can’t. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
1338 | We took a vote, and you don't stack up. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1339 | Honey, I think it’s time we start trying for children. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1340 | Ok, is that enough foreplay? | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1341 | It's a guy thing. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1342 | Enough "me time," we really would like your attention! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1343 | I'm helping them with their posture. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1344 | I need you to water the plants. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1345 | Happy Mother’s Day. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
1346 | Next time it’s your turn to walk the pets. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
1347 | Okay there, we did it. Now can you give us the remote back? | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1348 | You told me to pull my weight. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1349 | Have you seen our hamster? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1350 | This is why we need a capybara! | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1351 | Is it dinner time yet? | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1352 | We're all begging you....Please!!! | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1353 | Cmon! It’s not a pyramid without you! | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1354 | Don’t move, she can’t see us if we stand still. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1355 | We’ve had way too much time on our hands. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1356 | But I am supportive. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1357 | I really think I'm balancing more than you, Margery. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1358 | Can we get a parrot? | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1359 | Honey, just balance that wineglass on top of the fishbowl and we’ve got ourselves a winning family tiktok! | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1360 | It sucks when the internet goes out. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1361 | I think we should get a horse. | 1.2451 | 0.05649 | 102 | 84 | 11 | 7 |
1362 | Guess who's supposed to be on the bottom..... | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1363 | First word-Pyramid? | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1364 | The ant drowned. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1365 | Please honey, don't cancel our Netfllix subscription. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1366 | We know other tricks too. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1367 | Do you need any more proof of my animal magnetism? | 1.2449 | 0.05991 | 98 | 82 | 8 | 8 |
1368 | The aristocrats. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1369 | Now if I can do this with the checkbook ......." | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1370 | You sure? Once the baby’s here, you’ll never have time for stuff like this. | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
1371 | I need you to call an ambulance. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1372 | Lisa, I'm leaving you for Cirque du Soleil. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1373 | We can also reverse the positions. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1374 | Back scratch? | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1375 | What do you mean you left the camera in the other room? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1376 | Do it with the fish on the bottom and I’ll consider feeding you. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1377 | It was the fish's idea, I swear! | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
1378 | We all want to go to Disney World before it leaves Florida. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1379 | I think next week we can just choose to watch a movie instead | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1380 | Maybe we should just let them on the couch. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1381 | Are you sure this is how The Flying Wallendas got started? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
1382 | Told you I'm stable. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
1383 | Okay, I've got it. We don't have to start a family. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1384 | The layered look | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1385 | They've been watching goat yoga on Animal Planet. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1386 | - I give up, Herbert... what's the name of the movie? | 1.2435 | 0.05180 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
1387 | Okay, we did it. Now make mine a double. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1388 | It’s the latest TikTok craze. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1389 | There you go, escalating things again. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1390 | I feel like an ass. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1391 | Honey, you keep us all in balance | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
1392 | “We all got ‘good boy’ at obedience school today.” | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1393 | Honey,have you seen the parakeet? | 1.2430 | 0.05449 | 107 | 88 | 12 | 7 |
1394 | Okay Michael, we get it! You support animal causes! | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1395 | We're trying to figure out how to get you into the act too. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1396 | I always wanted kids. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1397 | - "ok, great! Now, rollover?!" | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1398 | Oh, c'mon Janet. Leaning Tower of Pisa? Obviously we're the Great Pyramid! | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1399 | The pets are getting out of hand | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1400 | The one time you’re not on your phone….. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1401 | Now, for our next trick.... | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1402 | Honey, think it's time you return to the office. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1403 | Funny? Kinda Funny? Not Funny? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1404 | Devolution? | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1405 | Really? It was such a turn-on for other women I've dated. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1406 | We are begging you for some personal time. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1407 | I swear, every day's a circus living with you! | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
1408 | We're missing the turtle. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1409 | And you ask me why I drink? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1410 | Quick, call David Letterman. I finally perfected my Stupid Pet Tricks act. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1411 | What’s “The Gong Show?” | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1412 | I think the turducken was better. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1413 | This is all we have so far. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1414 | It’s our emergency evacuation plan. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
1415 | The Alpha Female surveys her kingdom. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1416 | I thought you said pet tricks and chill. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1417 | Not exactly my idea of happy hour! | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1418 | Beth, please take us back. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1419 | The fish assured me it’s not a pyramid scheme | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1420 | Your ad said "Dom." Guess I didn't know it also meant "Domesticatrix." | 1.2419 | 0.05040 | 124 | 102 | 14 | 8 |
1421 | Climb on, my pet! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1422 | Would you care to join our team-building exercise? | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
1423 | Apparently the “Entire” family thinks I should quit drinking! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1424 | What do you mean, your phone's charging?! | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
1425 | Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1426 | I'm not getting on the couch until we're all allowed on the couch. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1427 | They saw a Goat Yoga video. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1428 | Well, you never mentioned you drank wine in your profile. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1429 | We all think you should have a baby. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
1430 | The fish already called top. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1431 | Obviously NOT turtles all the way down. | 1.2417 | 0.05020 | 120 | 98 | 15 | 7 |
1432 | Feel like you're in Egypt yet? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1433 | Come on, give us five. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1434 | I was just trying to find the remote… | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1435 | Why is it such a balancing act with you? | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1436 | Join us, the photographer will be here soon for our family portriat. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1437 | Honey, we’re leaving you. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1438 | Maybe we should've had kids after all. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1439 | Alright now very carefully, climb on top of the fish | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1440 | ‘I told you there wasn’t enough space in this apartment for all of us’ | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
1441 | Now will you marry me? | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
1442 | But Finland's Got Talent might be easier to win. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1443 | It was the dogs idea, someone called him old. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1444 | What's next? | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1445 | Remember our talk about Animal magnetism" | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1446 | Once again the wine leads to heavy petting. | 1.2407 | 0.05403 | 108 | 89 | 12 | 7 |
1447 | Your the one that wanted a new zoom background. | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
1448 | I think we win this time. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1449 | Simon says, "Roll over!" | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1450 | Having exhaustively examined the evidence the four of us are in unanimous agreement: it's a wine stain." | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
1451 | I miss the Ed Sullivan Show | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
1452 | I’m near the end of my pet obedience class. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1453 | I told you the kids wouldn’t take care of the pets… | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1454 | This idea that "I've got your back" has gotten out of hand. | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
1455 | Kids gets in here, your mom doesn’t believe me. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1456 | I swear it’s not a pyramid scheme | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1457 | Ummm... is this the "live Charades" version of turducken? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1458 | I’m the bottom feeder! | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1459 | Household Ponzi. The cat talked me into it. | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
1460 | ``We, the humbled and contrite, no longer believe it is your responsibility to feed us. But if you feel the urge, knock yourself out.'' | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1461 | Would you marry us ? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1462 | You're not the only one who can multitask. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1463 | I'm taking the dog, the cat and the fish for a walk | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1464 | Maybe we should just pay for our own Netflix account | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1465 | OK. I took my act on the road. | 1.2396 | 0.05876 | 96 | 80 | 9 | 7 |
1466 | Go grab the parrot! | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1467 | Ok, I think I’m ready to return to the office now. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1468 | Quick, before I lose it. | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
1469 | Sometimes I feel you value the pets above me. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1470 | Everyone loves an underdog | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1471 | Please fetch our potbelly pig. | 1.2393 | 0.05100 | 117 | 96 | 14 | 7 |
1472 | Is this an intervention? | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1473 | See, I do get that our relationship is a fine balancing act!! | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
1474 | Climb on. Let's go for the record. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1475 | Now that I am taking care of he pets maybe you should get off my back. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1476 | There are people down here who would like a drink, too. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1477 | All hail the Queen! | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1478 | So you do understand the hierarchy of being. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1479 | Sure, but we're thinking about taking it on the road. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1480 | Now, this is where you come in. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1481 | When will the TV be back? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1482 | There's room for one more! | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1483 | A little to the left | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1484 | Do you guys think she notices? | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1485 | Are you absolutely sure Ed Sullivan is dead? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1486 | But are the dishes in the dishwasher? | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
1487 | Can you please feed us now? | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1488 | Now do it in reverse order. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1489 | No, no … please, honey … not a pony. | 1.2385 | 0.04860 | 130 | 107 | 15 | 8 |
1490 | I think we're ready for the pot belly pig. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1491 | See! I would be a good dad. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1492 | I think they've been watching too much TikTok. | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
1493 | And whom do you want on top of the fish bowl, dear? | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1494 | Here you go, your pets stacked in order of cognitive development. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1495 | What? The couples therapist did say to claim my own pleasure. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1496 | Ready for a foursome? | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
1497 | Next time, I'm asking the Ryans over for charades. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
1498 | Apparently, Bubbles is the alpha in our household. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1499 | How can you bend your leg under you like that | 1.2377 | 0.05081 | 122 | 101 | 13 | 8 |
1500 | What's got twelve legs and a fish? | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1501 | Well, I didn't spill a drop either! | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1502 | 4 treats, please. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1503 | Is this viral enough?" | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1504 | Impressive, now hand me the remote. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1505 | Seriously? You gave me 2 stars? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1506 | Honey, it's a great act and terrific exercise, but it's really time to return to the office. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1507 | I support your pet project honey but you’re interrupting Law and Order SVU. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1508 | Rather than assign blame, we would like to offer a collective apology for the stain on the carpet. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1509 | How can you just sit there? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1510 | Ok I guess you all can stay. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1511 | I'd hold off on the 'downward dog' for now | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1512 | ...The blockchain. | 1.2371 | 0.05820 | 97 | 81 | 9 | 7 |
1513 | Now can we have a treat? | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1514 | We were bored. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1515 | Look, I’ve got a dog, a cat, and a fish bowl on my back. Look!! | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1516 | Well this is the best I can do until the internet comes back on! | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1517 | See, I'm absolutely sober. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1518 | You wanted pets? Here we are. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1519 | Asking for her hand takes togetherness to a new level. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1520 | At your beck and call dear | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1521 | Hey pal, my eyes are UP HERE | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
1522 | Looks like it’s supper time. | 1.2366 | 0.04703 | 131 | 107 | 17 | 7 |
1523 | Not bad, now roll over. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1524 | Is this what you meant when you said, 'I need a little balance in my life? ' | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1525 | Nice try, hon, but you're way too late for Ed Sullivan. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1526 | Show us some love, or we're moving on to juggling | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1527 | It started as a joke. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1528 | Have you seen our new neighbors? What a bunch of weirdos! | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
1529 | No, we are NOT getting a goat! | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
1530 | Man-dog-cat- fish " now try " "Dogman -catfish" | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1531 | This new work-life balance thing really isn’t working for us. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1532 | It's your turn to play with the pets ! | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1533 | Where is the baby ??? | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
1534 | Today is Hump Day for everyone. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1535 | It's your turn to walk the dog. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1536 | Ta-da? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1537 | Neigh. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
1538 | Guess I'm the piggy | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
1539 | Jerry looked up at his wife in shock. “What do you mean you don’t like the comically oversized lampshades I chose?” he asked, nearing tears. The pets seemed equally as stunned by the disapproval…but also kind of like they didn’t want to get involved. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1540 | Just wait until you see the juggling portion of the act! | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1541 | Should I book an agent? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
1542 | It’s better than having world peace on your shoulders | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1543 | Go ahead, make me laugh. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1544 | Meow? Bow wow? POW? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1545 | I'm telling you, honey, you never saw anything like this on Netflix. | 1.2353 | 0.06183 | 85 | 71 | 8 | 6 |
1546 | How’s this for a guy you say has no backbone? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1547 | I think it's important to live a well balanced life. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1548 | No, I don't want to be part of Cirque de Famille! | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1549 | Will you forgive us now? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1550 | This is an intervention. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1551 | I still don’t think you should try out for America’s Got Talent, Steve. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1552 | It turned out they were looking for gender balance. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1553 | Unbalanced? You think I'm unbalanced? | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1554 | What do you mean 'derivative'? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1555 | Now I understand evolution. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1556 | It’s an intervention! | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1557 | The leaning tower of appeasement | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1558 | 5 out of 10, Randall. You can do better… | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1559 | Just like this?…naked? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1560 | Now do you undervalued how I feel? | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
1561 | You have some weird fetishes. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1562 | Man, dog, cat, fish. It's Trump's latest sanity test." | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1563 | OK, OK, I'll fix the TV. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1564 | I feel the odds are stacked against me. | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
1565 | I'm trying to get them to understand kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1566 | Now can I have a kiss? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1567 | Please, please, get off the couch and play with us! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1568 | This is the weirdest episode of Shark Tank I’ve ever seen | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1569 | Tara's husband does this with a Saint Bernard? | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1570 | To clarify, then, you are NOT entertained? | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1571 | You've heard of Maslow's heirarchy? | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
1572 | No, I don't think we need any more pets! | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
1573 | It was the only way to stop them from fighting. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
1574 | They say "vaudeville is making a comeback" | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1575 | Well, you said be more interesting. It's all I could think of. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1576 | Well, you're always telling me my life needs more balance. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1577 | Are you happy now? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1578 | How's this for "easily swayed!" | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1579 | First rule of Pet Tower: You do not talk about Pet Tower. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1580 | The "checkbook" you idiot! I told you to balance the CHECKBOOK! | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1581 | I think the problem is that we can’t see the phytoplankton. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1582 | Hurry up and guess, honey - this is a cruel charade. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1583 | Ok, I added the fish bowl. NOW will you marry me? | 1.2333 | 0.04984 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 7 |
1584 | This is not getting you out of doing the dishes. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1585 | Did you see which way Tweety flew? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1586 | Sometimes I feel like I'm right at the bottom of the food-chain in this house Agatha. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1587 | We ignored/chewed/scratched/splashed. Can you forgive us? | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1588 | Hurry. Go grab the bird from the other room. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
1589 | Who would you like to pet today my dear? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1590 | Feels like a pyramid scheme to me! | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1591 | See! You thought I lacked leadership qualities. | 1.2330 | 0.05723 | 103 | 87 | 8 | 8 |
1592 | Honey, you should see who's on top of the goldfish. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1593 | You are sure you dont’t want to continu to work from home ? | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1594 | Is that supposed to impress me? | 1.2329 | 0.04458 | 146 | 120 | 18 | 8 |
1595 | Want to make it a fivesome? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1596 | If only he didn't speak | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
1597 | Your therapy, not mine | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1598 | Yes, but is it Tik Tok worthy? | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1599 | The fact that I had learned to do this is why I asked you to live with me after two dates. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1600 | The goldfish says it's a metaphor for evolution. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1601 | Please take a picture this will go good on my resume. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
1602 | Is the fish too over the top? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1603 | I still can’t believe the fish ranks higher than I do in this house. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1604 | Jeremy, Pickle, Snowflake and Bubbles had practiced for three months…nonetheless, Judy still found her mind wandering back to Hank and his dancing Cockatoo. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1605 | Be serious,you want another pet? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1606 | Thanks for getting the dog declawed. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1607 | This is our best standing offer. | 1.2323 | 0.05712 | 99 | 83 | 9 | 7 |
1608 | Noah’ origin story became more elaborate with each telling. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1609 | Now that I earn more money, the hierarchy in this home needed to be clear. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1610 | Anyway, this is what we do together. | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
1611 | la chi darem la mano! | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
1612 | As you commanded, all powerful one! So, when's dinner? | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1613 | Now just picture me on top of a bear | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1614 | Playing hide and seek with the pets is proving harder that I expected. I can’t find them anywhere. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
1615 | That's nice, dear. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1616 | For the last time I don’t like to play Jenga in any form! | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
1617 | I’m thinking, America’s Got Talent. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
1618 | We call ourselves "The Aristocrats." | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1619 | Can you get the ant farm? | 1.2316 | 0.05883 | 95 | 80 | 8 | 7 |
1620 | So you think balancing that wine glass on your leg is hard?? | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
1621 | Run for it, they're taking over and making us their slaves! | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1622 | For our next trick, Goldy will explain our country's fascination with the Depp-Heard trial. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
1623 | Is this stable enough for your father? | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1624 | I have to pee | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
1625 | I miss the “bread making phase” of the pandemic. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1626 | pull my finger. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
1627 | Honey have you seen my…wait, why are you staring at me like that? | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
1628 | It's all about maintaining a balance in life. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1629 | It never ends. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1630 | Downward facing dog, cat pose, fish pose. Yoga baffles me. | 1.2308 | 0.04827 | 130 | 108 | 14 | 8 |
1631 | we broke all the spinning plates... | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
1632 | Better get a photo before adding the flea and the diving board. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1633 | It may be the wine talking but let's take this trick into the bedroom | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1634 | It's like a turducken, but different. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
1635 | I don't know why the fish swallowed the fly. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1636 | And you thought that goat yoga class wouldn't do me any good | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1637 | Could we please stop this "going vegan" nonsense? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1638 | Who the hell put the fishbowl there? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1639 | Have you seen the parrot? | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
1640 | I’m really sorry I cheated on you, but these nightly self-humiliation exercises are not helping us move forward… | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 91 | 70 | 21 | 0 |
1641 | It's easier than juggling the vet bills. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
1642 | When I asked you to pet me, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
1643 | So what did you mean when you said you wanted to spice things up? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1644 | This is what you meant when you asked me to dinner and a show? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1645 | See honey? We don’t need kids to have fulfilling lives! | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1646 | Maybe we should consider streaming. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1647 | Help me. I hate only the dog. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1648 | America's Got Talent? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1649 | Now can we move on from heavy petting? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1650 | Permission to be assertive, dear. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1651 | Was it better with the unicycle? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1652 | The mount and fluid transitions impressed, but the consistently weak dismounts left Cheryl questioning her decision to cancel Netflix. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
1653 | Not sure you understand balancing priorities. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
1654 | The kids grew up too fast. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
1655 | Okay, now let me see it the other way around. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
1656 | You know you're my favorite animal, George. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
1657 | No, I don't forgive any one of you, particularly the fish. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
1658 | What is in this wine? | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
1659 | What do you think? Ready for America’s Got Talent? | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1660 | Stop deflecting | 1.2294 | 0.05316 | 109 | 91 | 11 | 7 |
1661 | I'm practicing for "America's Got Talent," hop on. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1662 | The fish would like a pet. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1663 | It’s a non-fungible token of my love, my dear. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1664 | The tricky bit is looking cool while doing it. | 1.2294 | 0.05316 | 109 | 91 | 11 | 7 |
1665 | It's dog, cat, fish yoga! | 1.2294 | 0.05154 | 109 | 90 | 13 | 6 |
1666 | Now do you think I can balance the checkbook? | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1667 | Will you take our hand, paws, and gills in marriage? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
1668 | America's Got Talent or Cirque du Soleil? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1669 | Careful! Do you know how much I paid for that wine glass? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
1670 | Next week we audition for "America's Got Balance." | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
1671 | I prefer the dog house. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
1672 | So that’s why you didn’t do the laundry? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1673 | Honey, just ignore our extreme demands for attention until you've had a chance to unwind from work. | 1.2290 | 0.04793 | 131 | 109 | 14 | 8 |
1674 | Quick -put on your tinfoil hat or they will do this to you, too! | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
1675 | I thought tonight we might try something a little different. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
1676 | We all know our place in life | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
1677 | Are all of your first dates required to do this? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
1678 | ‘In the doghouse’ is a figure of speech. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
1679 | See, we don’t need a goat | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
1680 | «I’m sorry, honey, this looked way cooler in my head.» | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
1681 | I know you just vacuumed but this is getting ridiculous, Martha. | 1.2289 | 0.06258 | 83 | 70 | 7 | 6 |
1682 | Oh Janice, you think everything is a pyramid scheme. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1683 | It started off downward-facing dog before the rest got jealous… | 1.2288 | 0.05303 | 118 | 100 | 9 | 9 |
1684 | Why do you get to put your feet on the sofa? | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1685 | See what you can accomplish if you just put down the wine for a night. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1686 | No, Letterman's been off the air for years. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1687 | Too Grimm | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1688 | Begging won’t get me to make dinner any faster for any of you. | 1.2286 | 0.05457 | 105 | 88 | 10 | 7 |
1689 | I’m showing them the hierarchy—let me get on your back. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1690 | As expected, the cat is complaining. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1691 | This might be a Tic Tok moment. You choose the tune. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1692 | Do you still see me as an accountant? | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1693 | It was this or learning mindfulness. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1694 | When you mentioned heavy petting, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1695 | We humbly apologize for our ingratitude at mealtime. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1696 | Ohh Honey - I don’t think you’re tik-tok material just yet. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1697 | Honey, I've got my priorities straight. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1698 | Ready to get on top? | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1699 | We've unionized.” | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
1700 | For the love of God, help me! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
1701 | Now, do you remember that card you chose at the beginning of the evening? | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
1702 | Well, the rest of the family wants an outing... | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1703 | Maybe we should have left pyramid building to the Egyptians | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1704 | We call it Cirque de la Chambre. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
1705 | Gary, I thought we were leaving the weird shit behind in 2020. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1706 | Can you video conference your mother? This will prove I'm not talentless! | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1707 | You can't even look at me in the eye, Susan | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1708 | You’re next, my pet. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1709 | Whadda you mean America doesn't have talent? | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1710 | C'mon, you were a cheerleader at OSU!" | 1.2273 | 0.04760 | 132 | 110 | 14 | 8 |
1711 | Relax. I'll feed you in a minute. | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
1712 | Nice. But why? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1713 | I'm at the bottom of the food chain | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
1714 | I’m glad we don’t live on a farm. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1715 | I think we need to get out of the house more. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1716 | I'm ready for your speech about your life as a balancing act... | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
1717 | See, we don't need friends! | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1718 | I’m pretty sure that she blinked | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1719 | Care to join at the bottom? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1720 | I made it to the final round of American Got Talent! | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1721 | They've been on my back all day. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
1722 | The Cat in the Hat made me do it. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1723 | We used to be a team. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1724 | They followed me home. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1725 | As she considered her options for companionship, Susie created what came to be known as the Pet Pyramid. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1726 | I've got this. Just perch the parakeet on the edge of the bowl. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1727 | They're well trained except for the fish. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1728 | I'm looking for my glasses, and I think a spider crawled on me. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1729 | Does this mean we can stay? | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
1730 | Bring ooooouuut yer pets. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
1731 | This is what they want us to teach now. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1732 | now can I get some pussy | 1.2264 | 0.05732 | 106 | 91 | 6 | 9 |
1733 | Look, I think we should give our Netflix subscription another shot. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
1734 | Do I still have to take out the Trash? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
1735 | We're ready. Put down your glass and get on all fours. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
1736 | I call the act, “The Aristocrats”. | 1.2262 | 0.06189 | 84 | 71 | 7 | 6 |
1737 | And the bartender says, 'We don't serve fish here.' | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
1738 | No applause; we just want your attention. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
1739 | Honey, I just woke up to the worst cramp in my back… | 1.2262 | 0.06189 | 84 | 71 | 7 | 6 |
1740 | If this doesn’t make you rethink your decision to leave me nothing will. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1741 | Has America got talent, or what? | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1742 | Give me a 'P!' | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
1743 | You have to get between me and the dog. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1744 | I don't understand how this is working my abs. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1745 | Will you please get off the couch and feed us! | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
1746 | Do you need anything? We're on our way to Bremen. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1747 | Who says men do less housework than women? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1748 | We're going to PETCO. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1749 | Can you set the wine glass on top of the fishbowl? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1750 | You need to stop watching Tik Tok Carl | 1.2258 | 0.05947 | 93 | 79 | 7 | 7 |
1751 | Maybe those streaming services are worth it after all. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1752 | There. Now will you vote for gun control, Senator Collins? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1753 | Would this make you love me?! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1754 | I am the agony of creation - the blind menace of conscious flesh. I am the horror and wretched deliverance of mortal eventuality. I am the hierarchy of your denial, and I will be there at the end when the last photon whimpers into frigid blackness. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1755 | Dianne, this is the best party trick I have. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1756 | Your abuse of power is a disgrace to all dog trainers. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1757 | No, you were right, it’s better the other way around. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1758 | As pets you all stack up quite nicely | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1759 | Aren't you at least curious how Moby got up there? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1760 | Does this look like the act of an unbalanced man? | 1.2252 | 0.05228 | 111 | 93 | 11 | 7 |
1761 | Hun, where’s the Roomba? We’re making a TikTok. | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1762 | Alright,now climb up on top | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1763 | Why should I be between the cat and the goldfish? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1764 | I’m not just MISTER Dolittle anymore. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
1765 | Catch the fish. I'm headed for Downward Dog. | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1766 | This is our last and most heart felt plea for forgiveness. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
1767 | It started as a dog and pony show | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
1768 | Are you sure pet yoga works? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
1769 | Can we skip the fourplay next time? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
1770 | Please, can you quit the “Mom strike” and continued to cook, clean, do the laundry and then give us our daily affection? | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
1771 | Put a fly in it | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
1772 | There is still room at the bottom! | 1.2247 | 0.04449 | 89 | 69 | 20 | 0 |
1773 | Don’t ask where the hamster is. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
1774 | The bird got stage fright | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
1775 | We're practicing for America hasTalent | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1776 | Now for a final trick for all of us who forgot your birthday today. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
1777 | Now can I sit on the sofa? | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
1778 | Wait'll the fish jumps. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1779 | It’s a pet-life balance sort of thing | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1780 | Ahwww, I thought you had it. It's the return of the four horsey-men. | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
1781 | Life with you is a real balancing act! | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1782 | I said, “We need a pet tracking chip,” not “We need a pet stacking, Chip.” | 1.2243 | 0.05363 | 107 | 90 | 10 | 7 |
1783 | Honey, where is the parakeet? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1784 | I'm not sure this is better than paying the Netflix bill. | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
1785 | Okay. Nice trick. I'll do you, but not your whole crew. | 1.2241 | 0.05061 | 116 | 97 | 12 | 7 |
1786 | Don't just sit there, take some pictures and put them on YouTube. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1787 | This is how you spent quarantine? | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1788 | You see? I can balance my responsibilities! | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
1789 | Trust me, you’ll fit. | 1.2237 | 0.06379 | 76 | 64 | 7 | 5 |
1790 | I saw it on dr. Phil...this is how to get rid of my gold fish elbow | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
1791 | . -"It's a food chain-not a food pyramid!" | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
1792 | HUMAN pyramids are so 20th-century! | 1.2237 | 0.06649 | 76 | 65 | 5 | 6 |
1793 | We came in 2nd place in my office Zoom talent show. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1794 | We decided to audition for The America's Got Talent . | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1795 | Ringling Brothers said, “No animals.” | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1796 | I can explain everything except the fish. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
1797 | Climb aboard! We'll take you for a ride. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
1798 | Honey if you drop them I'm gonna be so mad. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
1799 | That isn't the worm I see in your drink, is it? | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
1800 | This isn’t what I meant when I said we should keep it fresh. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
1801 | Okay, I'll admit that balancing home and work is hard. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1802 | Congress working on Gun Safety ideas | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
1803 | Now can you do it in reverse? | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
1804 | Honey, get your shoe! There is a very scary P.C.VEY on the floor. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1805 | Quick, take a picture, I have to pee! | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1806 | Can you get the ant farm, please? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1807 | Its called the Great Pyramid of Fleaza | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1808 | Nice trick Joe, but it just lacks believability | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1809 | So the goldfish says… | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1810 | The therapist said balance in our relationship not with our house pets | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1811 | No, you are not hallucinating! | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1812 | we promise, never to watch FOX News again | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1813 | Something's weird-- the fish didn't seem to want the cheese. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1814 | So the concept is Cirque du Soleil - but with domestic pets. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1815 | Please, we all beg you dearly! | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1816 | Yeah, but did you remember to feed the fish? | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
1817 | Looking “rehearsed”...isn’t that the point? | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1818 | Honey, this is not what's meant by a balanced diet." | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1819 | I’m in balancing dog/cat/fish yoga pose. Not sure how I got here, but could use your help getting out. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1820 | You're stacked, too. | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
1821 | Care to join us? We're going for a walk. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
1822 | Quick--take a picture. I could be a TickTok star! | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
1823 | Working to become a social incongruencer. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
1824 | Don't you love us anymore? | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
1825 | I think the gold fish is a little to much. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1826 | If they can't see each other, they can't bite each other. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1827 | It's a new trend to coordinate foreplay with your pets so they don't feel left out. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1828 | Dan, I'm happy to watch but I wish you had told me what you were into when we started dating. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
1829 | And the fish was on the cat, and the cat was on the dog, and the dog was on the man, and the man was on the ground, and the soul of the man hit a new low ground.... | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1830 | We were just practicing social distancing for when your mother comes to visit. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1831 | This is ridiculous, let's make up. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
1832 | If you let me climb on your back, we'll go viral on Tiktok. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
1833 | You what? Bet me fifty bucks I couldn't do this... but you were only kidding? | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1834 | I told you our portfolio needed balancing, not our petfolio. | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
1835 | If this isn't working for you, I can always go get the horse. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
1836 | It's our turn to have the couch. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1837 | What do you think of my pet pyramid? | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
1838 | You need a cushion? Right on it, Hon. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1839 | Goat yoga is so yesterday! | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
1840 | Not now, Brian, he’s down to two roses. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
1841 | Getting pets in lockdown was a bad decision | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
1842 | We either need a pet gorilla or a pet plankton for the world record. | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
1843 | It's a real balancing act managing work and also my balancing act. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1844 | The leaning tower of Peter | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1845 | Honey, Can we please have dinner now? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
1846 | Can we please go to Costco | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
1847 | As you can see, I am trainable. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1848 | What do you think? | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
1849 | Anything else your Highness desires? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
1850 | Time’s up. The answer is climate change; if I mess up now, everybody’s screwed. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1851 | Living with you is a delicate balancing act for the rest of us." | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
1852 | Happy Hour could be much happier if it came after dinnertime. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
1853 | Why can’t we just all get along | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
1854 | I like doggie style too | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
1855 | This motherfucker… | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
1856 | We're practicing feng shui. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
1857 | Steady, fellas, all's left is the Russian judge! | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
1858 | Sipsee? Please! | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1859 | What else you would like to know about me? | 1.2211 | 0.05635 | 95 | 80 | 9 | 6 |
1860 | The dog wants you to know that he's coming with me when we divorce. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1861 | Oops,is that the doorbell? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1862 | I think this is the next big TikTok trend honey! | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
1863 | Kids would've been a lot easier. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1864 | Hey! Don't laugh. I'm working on a new children's book. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1865 | Marilyn's hierarchy of neediness. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1866 | Now sit up and beg. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
1867 | God I hate Charades. It’s Food Chain! | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
1868 | Cant we just get a coffee table? | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
1869 | O.K., you did it. But can you hold it until Hell freezes over! | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
1870 | You’re the one who wanted to sell the TV. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
1871 | Two solid years of pandemic training and all I can do is this. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1872 | We’re desperate for a few brownie points. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1873 | I thought we said we weren't going to have any food or drink on the sofa! | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1874 | Where is our frog? | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
1875 | It didn't work as well with the goldfish on bottom | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
1876 | Wouldn't you rather have kids? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1877 | And you thought turkduckin was the be all end all. | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
1878 | We can have fun without you | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
1879 | but if you put a trench coat on us we’d look like one tall goldfish | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1880 | When one wants a treat, they all want a treat. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1881 | Where’s the parakeet? | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1882 | So? Is this Tik Tok worthy? | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1883 | I kept them off the furniture, what else do you want? | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1884 | The fish wanted a better hierarchy | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1885 | We’ll, Simon Cowell will think it’s a talent | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1886 | ... and I'm the elephant and you're supposed to get under me to be the turtle. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
1887 | Why no? Is there someone else? | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
1888 | You said we need more balance in our lives. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1889 | I see you replaced the monkey. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
1890 | We’ve reached consensus on tonight’s carryout dinner. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
1891 | It's either this or watch more cable news. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1892 | But It looks so easy on tiktok | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1893 | Nothing? | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1894 | Now will you feed us? | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1895 | We re looking for a mosquito. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1896 | Do you think I have chance at America's Got Talent? | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1897 | Now tell me I'm beautiful! | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1898 | You oughta see my second act! | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1899 | Snuffy couldn’t make it. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
1900 | I obviously need to start going back to the office. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1901 | The doctor said I needed to live a more balanced lifestyle | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
1902 | Karen either join the unholy stack or release me from this prison. | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
1903 | Silly or not, I'm a man of many layers Suzanne. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
1904 | I call it the Crawling Wallenda | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
1905 | I guess it’s my animal magnetism! | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
1906 | ' What do you mean "it lacks something" ?! ' | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
1907 | Yes, you are a "good boy" too. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
1908 | But this IS my job, dear. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
1909 | I told them you'd be impressed but I guess I was wrong! | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
1910 | Yeah, well, I really need to get something off my chest. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
1911 | There! | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
1912 | I'm lonely, Gail. Lonely and motivated. | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
1913 | I’m still not impressed | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1914 | Perhaps, sex tonight my love ? | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
1915 | Marry us? | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1916 | Is that mosquito also part of the act? | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1917 | This is your idea for an audition to get on America's Got Talent ? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
1918 | Father's Day family photo | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
1919 | What's in this martini? | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
1920 | Wait, what? Since when did you stopped liking my animal tricks. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
1921 | Honey, the pets are really starting to weigh me down. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1922 | A parlor trick. You know, for guests? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1923 | We've figured out the balance. What do you think? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1924 | Are there less risky ways to move the fish bowl? Yes, yes there are. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1925 | Do you think it's time we stopped wine? | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
1926 | Okay, but first put down a coaster-this is a clean shirt. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
1927 | We're attention-starved. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1928 | Now if you four would clean up after yourselves we would have something. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
1929 | It’s definitely tightening my core! | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1930 | And I do remind you that I am the foundation of this family. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
1931 | Honey, I don't think this is what the yoga instructor meant. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
1932 | Well yes, I do believe that all of us are bored. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
1933 | I’m just trying to restore balance in my life. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1934 | Where's our treats? | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
1935 | Pleasing Marjorie was a constant balancing act. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
1936 | Ok, tomorrow I'll take you to the employment office. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1937 | We want to know why you give all your attention to the canary. | 1.2182 | 0.05065 | 110 | 92 | 12 | 6 |
1938 | From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1939 | Now give us a little twirl. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1940 | Why a crawl? Why not just a walk? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
1941 | We’re begging you… don’t make me roll over | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1942 | This isn't what you think. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
1943 | I'm carrying this family on my back | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1944 | Interested in a menagerie a trois? | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1945 | You think I'm ready for Letterman? | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
1946 | You think you know more than Simon Cowell? | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1947 | Amandog Catfish…at your service, m’lady. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1948 | I opted out of the monkey. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1949 | Son how do you like always being on the bottom? | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
1950 | Now you know, keeping this household running is a balancing act. | 1.2174 | 0.05747 | 92 | 78 | 8 | 6 |
1951 | Letterman retired years ago honey. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1952 | Marry me? Pretty please with a goldfish on top. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
1953 | Wait for it… | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1954 | We should have never let them watch Cirque du Soleil." | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1955 | If that drink is room temperature, we've achieved zero carbon footprint. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1956 | Honey, will you do Maslow's pyramid for me? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1957 | If this doesn’t fill the void, I don’t know what will. | 1.2174 | 0.05747 | 92 | 78 | 8 | 6 |
1958 | Are you telling me you'd still rather have a pair of earrings? | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1959 | Any ideas for a finale? | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
1960 | What really would be impressive was if you reversed the order. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
1961 | Easy-peasy. Super Glue. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
1962 | The top 2 contestants can remain | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
1963 | Oh you said “acts of service” I thought you said your love language was “acts of circus” | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
1964 | Can we go back to playing Scrabble? | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
1965 | Where’s Polly? | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
1966 | We started training for this when Stupid Pet Tricks was on Late Night | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
1967 | My marriage proposal is evolving. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
1968 | Now give me the glass. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
1969 | You’ll never make it on Cheer… | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1970 | It's official: the caption contest has jumped the shark. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1971 | It's a delicate balancing act having three pets | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
1972 | No, I haven't heard back on my resumes...why? | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
1973 | OK, the answer is Animal Farm! | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
1974 | Okay honey, we’re ready for the hamster. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
1975 | I'll trade you... | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
1976 | I'm quitting my job tomorrow. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1977 | Should I woof or meow? | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
1978 | I call this the empty nester-asanna pose | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
1979 | Working from home has had some bizarre results. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1980 | Honey, I told you I'm an extraoridinarilly balanced person" | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1981 | Is that the Chateau Margaux Balthazar? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1982 | What, no applause?" | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1983 | If you look closely, the fish is giving you the middle finger. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1984 | Putting your wine glass on my head would surely capture the judge's attention. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1985 | Honey, you're never going to believe this, but I think there are hardwood floors under the carpet. | 1.2159 | 0.05927 | 88 | 75 | 7 | 6 |
1986 | No… I said, ‘Fang’ Shui! | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1987 | Well don’t just sit there, go get the hamster. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1988 | It's ok, but it would be so much better if you'd rub my back. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1989 | I think you have mixed up your hierarchies. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1990 | Do you want top or bottom? | 1.2157 | 0.05329 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
1991 | Can I have sex now? | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1992 | You just drank the worm! | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1993 | Maybe it's time to have a child. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1994 | It's a food pyramid, honey. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1995 | I got in on the ground floor | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
1996 | Impressive. Now get me another glass of wine. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
1997 | Taking a break from social media? Not now, Candice. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
1998 | At least I know that SOMEONE cares if I find my contact. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1999 | Ok, now Buffy goes on the bottom. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2000 | We’re playing horsey. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2001 | Competition for your attention is really mounting! | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2002 | Me too? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2003 | Who’s foolish now? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2004 | The pony called out sick. Rufus asked us to be his stand-ins. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2005 | We’re all Yours…Honest | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2006 | Fifi needs to pee. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2007 | See, honey? We don't have space for kids! | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2008 | I would say it's time we got back into circulation.. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2009 | We're heading over to Bremen. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2010 | Anything else we can do to amuse you? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2011 | This is your last chance to get in the family act. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2012 | I forgot to charge the Roomba. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2013 | Now do you forgive us for the mess? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2014 | Honey, have you seen the pets?! | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2015 | Well, maybe not know, but when I train the fish to juggle, Simon can't NOT be impressed. | 1.2151 | 0.05690 | 93 | 79 | 8 | 6 |
2016 | Here' what I've been working on in quarantine, what do you think? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2017 | I thought you said we would juggle the pet responsibilities. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2018 | Frank,is that your idea of a pyramid scheme? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2019 | One of us definitely overshot the micro-dosing. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2020 | Cat your service | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2021 | Is this a good time to ask for an increase in my allowance?” | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2022 | Does this not please you?! | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2023 | This is my idea of kinky! | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
2024 | Now can I have some wine? | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2025 | We're trying out for 'America's Got No-Talent.' | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2026 | Get up,Maslow,you made your point. | 1.2143 | 0.05885 | 84 | 71 | 8 | 5 |
2027 | I appreciate the sourdough bread, but did you learn to do this? | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2028 | And now I climb on your back. A deal's a deal! | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2029 | She said perspective could save our marriage. | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2030 | No. You cannot have a pony. | 1.2143 | 0.05664 | 98 | 84 | 7 | 7 |
2031 | It's your turn to feed the fish. | 1.2143 | 0.05664 | 98 | 84 | 7 | 7 |
2032 | Well, maybe WE think YOU'RE in a pyramid scheme. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2033 | Tower of please, Ma” | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2034 | „Tom, I want a divorce.“ | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
2035 | I swear it was the goldfish’s idea. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2036 | Do you think Simon Cowell would give us a Golden Buzzer? | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2037 | Life is a balancing act, n'est ce pas? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2038 | Woman’s hierarchy of needs. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2039 | I think maybe we're just two really different people who want different things. | 1.2136 | 0.05458 | 103 | 88 | 8 | 7 |
2040 | So you're telling me we're going to vacation in Bremen? | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2041 | All this and I found only a quarter. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2042 | You want the snake - - where?!? | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2043 | And this concludes "Why We Don't Need Kids". | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2044 | Don't look at me, it was the dog's idea | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2045 | I’m still going to book club…. | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2046 | See what I mean? | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2047 | Let's play Jenga. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2048 | We can explain the mess but wanted to ensure balanced reporting. | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2049 | They double-dog dared me. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2050 | We thought he was a Clownfish, but he's really an Acrobatfish. | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2051 | Try topping this? | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2052 | It’s the food pyramid | 1.2135 | 0.05865 | 89 | 76 | 7 | 6 |
2053 | No, Pete, the audience are looking for something more than this. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2054 | My Tik Tok followers loved it. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2055 | I’m just a boy, kneeling in front of a girl, with a dog and a cat and a fish on my back, asking her to love him. | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2056 | Told you that I could train them to stay off the rug. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2057 | ah - you ordered ramen, not bremen. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2058 | Make a run for it. That fish is out of control. | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2059 | I think I finally found something to enter in "America's Got Talent!" | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2060 | You asked for an evolution lesson? Well, here you go. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2061 | playing jenga with the family | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2062 | Then it's turtles all the way down. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2063 | No, what's ridiculous is, the fish thinks we're turtles. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2064 | What do you mean, your 'biggest pet peeve'? | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2065 | You said you liked the pets better than me | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2066 | Since my headstands didn’t please you… | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2067 | They all insisted that I take them for a walk, I'll be back. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2068 | They call this pose "downward-facing dog." | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2069 | The Tonight Show called. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2070 | Can you guess who the underdog of this story is? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2071 | Will you at least try to look for your contact lens? | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2072 | Ok, Ok, now can I have drink? | 1.2125 | 0.06083 | 80 | 68 | 7 | 5 |
2073 | Can I have my glass of wine now? | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2074 | The LEAST you can do is give me a sip! | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2075 | I think we need to get out more. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2076 | The food chain affects my horsey rides. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2077 | As you can see, the food pyramid is very complicated. | 1.2125 | 0.04602 | 80 | 63 | 17 | 0 |
2078 | See? I CAN multitask. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2079 | You said that I needed more balance in my life. | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
2080 | OK, fine. I'll balance the checkbook next time. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2081 | Wait, when did you say Ringling Brothers stopped having animal acts? | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2082 | COVID Charades | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2083 | Just practicing playing horse for the grandkids. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2084 | So NOW can I have the wifi password? | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2085 | Sure it's an unusual hobby but it got us through lockdownwith toned abs | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2086 | May I have my martini now? | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2087 | It's your turn for piggyback rides | 1.2119 | 0.05085 | 118 | 101 | 9 | 8 |
2088 | Interested in some heavy petting? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2089 | Nice try, but Ringling Brothers isn’t using animals anymore. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2090 | You promised you'd take the bottom! | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2091 | Now can we eat? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2092 | We get it. From now on we'll feed ourselves. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2093 | I am just a guy and a dog and a cat and a fish standing in front of a girl asking her to love us. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2094 | For once I’m glad I am not top dog! | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2095 | Do we still have that bearskin rug? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2096 | I knew getting rid of the tv was a bad idea. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2097 | There was a horse underneath me a minute ago, but I lost it. | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
2098 | Why am I always the bottom of the food chain? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2099 | Marriage is such a balancing act! | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2100 | Is this what you meant by "being more supportive"? | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2101 | Our anniversary was yesterday, honey. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2102 | Sit. | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2103 | The gerbil ran off" | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2104 | You brought this on yourself | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2105 | Quick, throw the houseplant on top. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2106 | No, we don’t want turducken for dinner. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2107 | OK, so now you know I know who the "Bremer City Musicians" were . . . | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2108 | We have to get cable." | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2109 | The cricket drowned. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2110 | You forgot the Canary. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2111 | Please, not the gerbil! | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2112 | When you told me to join the circus, I realized I needed an act. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2113 | We’re just about ready to do this as a high wire act.” | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2114 | See. I told you it isn’t turtles all the way down. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2115 | NOW, will you marry me and join the circus? | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2116 | Have you paid the Cable bill yet | 1.2111 | 0.05585 | 90 | 76 | 9 | 5 |
2117 | well, you're always telling me to work on finding more balance! | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2118 | The fish is really bossy! | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2119 | Think you could try this with the checkbook? | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2120 | We would all be very honored if you would agree to marry us! | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2121 | We need a gecko. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2122 | When feeding time and Happy Hour overlap | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2123 | You're going to have to put the wine down for this one... | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2124 | I must say, Eve, you're looking lovely tonight. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2125 | I agree, online dating has gotten much more specific. | 1.2105 | 0.05578 | 95 | 81 | 8 | 6 |
2126 | Come on, look how supportive I am! | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2127 | My yogi said house pets are the G.O.A.T. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2128 | Don’t move, the goldfish is about to leap into your wine glass. | 1.2100 | 0.05183 | 100 | 84 | 11 | 5 |
2129 | See! It’s not “turtles all the way down”! | 1.2100 | 0.05374 | 100 | 85 | 9 | 6 |
2130 | I'm leaving you and taking the dog, the cat, and the fish--in that order." | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2131 | Marriage is a balancing act. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2132 | …and don’t let the door hit your a…. on the way out! | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2133 | …When did they….maybe there is such thing as too much wine… | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2134 | It was in this moment, Bob knew exactly where he ranked | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2135 | Do what? | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2136 | Confirming... you have no interest in family activities. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2137 | Please, accept our apology! | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2138 | The fish says you're at the bottom - its words, not mine. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2139 | Sharon is that your third glass of wine? I think you're losing it... | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2140 | Very impressive, but I still want a divorce. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2141 | Henry is getting more creative in his attempts to beg for sex. | 1.2099 | 0.06013 | 81 | 69 | 7 | 5 |
2142 | Now do the worm. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2143 | I couldn't find a rooster!" "Which makes you the a** dear. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2144 | I don't think is what they mean by "work-life balance." | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2145 | We come to you in solidarity for wanting to be fed. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2146 | Iust let me finish my wine and I will feed you. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2147 | Your olive is not under the coach. Are you sure you didn't swallow it. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2148 | Ah, it’s nice to see my pyramid scheme is working | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2149 | I'm fine with the empty nest - why do you ask? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2150 | Quick! Call my agent! | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
2151 | Try doing this for 5 more hours and then tell me "giving birth is easy" | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2152 | When's Dinner? | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2153 | Water would have been fine, I don't need the fish | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2154 | Of course I'm pet friendly. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2155 | Do you understan evolution now? | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2156 | Thank you for not buying the pet snake. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2157 | Fine, you can have one beer. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2158 | what does it take to win your love. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2159 | Would you pleeease get between me and the dog? | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2160 | Bark meow glub is my new catchphrase | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2161 | I'm calling our act The Crawling Wallendas." | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2162 | Do we have your attention now dear? | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2163 | What’s wrong honey, you said yourself we should take things to the next level | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2164 | We should get a parakeet. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2165 | Post-divorce, let’s exchange: you get the pets, I get your wine. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2166 | We really need a TV | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2167 | Quick, get the bear | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2168 | We're sorry. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2169 | Honey, I think you're taking this game of charades a little too far. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2170 | Is the electricity back on yet? | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2171 | Now will you forgive us? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2172 | Honey, could you scratch my left ear? | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2173 | Will you please get your pets off my back. | 1.2083 | 0.06542 | 72 | 62 | 5 | 5 |
2174 | Rover, Fluffy and Goldie are telling you that they have my back on this issue. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2175 | Who needs goat yoga? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2176 | You told me to get a hobby... | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2177 | Karen I think we need to re-evaluate our 2.5 family | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2178 | Charades again? | 1.2083 | 0.05524 | 96 | 82 | 8 | 6 |
2179 | I told you retirement would be worthwhile! | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2180 | Look who doesn’t have a ‘real job’ now. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2181 | Have you seen the gerbil? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2182 | Time to choose. Who do you love most? | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2183 | Yes, I’ve been going out, but not like you think. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2184 | Now do you understand the food chain? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2185 | Whatever you do, don't roll over | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2186 | Room for one more under the dog | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2187 | Emma contemplates the perils of Internet outages during 'me' time | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2188 | Ok, it's 2 words, first word | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2189 | Giddyap horsey | 1.2078 | 0.04654 | 77 | 61 | 16 | 0 |
2190 | Do you want to take them for awhile | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2191 | We call it Petflix and chill. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2192 | Okay okay. Let’s have a baby | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
2193 | "No way 'America's Got Talent' takes us if you're not with us. | 1.2073 | 0.05945 | 82 | 70 | 7 | 5 |
2194 | Couldn't I just do the dishes once a week instead? | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
2195 | That's great, but you still need to take the garbage out. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2196 | Please say yes | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2197 | If it looks like I'm on my hands and knees with the dog, cat, and fish balanced on my back then there's a good chance you've had enough wine. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2198 | Please don't yell, "Fetch!" | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2199 | Dan I think it’s time we consider adopting | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2200 | And that’s my theory of evolution. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2201 | Don't worry dear- it's just a spider. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2202 | We’re searching for our lost time. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2203 | Sorry, there is just no room for you anymore | 1.2073 | 0.05945 | 82 | 70 | 7 | 5 |
2204 | Now I get why you do yoga at the studio. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2205 | Okay, we forgot the hamster. We'll start over. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2206 | They call it pet store yoga. Do you think it will catch on? | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2207 | Don't ask me to stand. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2208 | My lens must be under the sofa . | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2209 | Can you see the ant? | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
2210 | Explain to me again how the food pyramid works? | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2211 | All of our inner clocks agree, it’s time for dinner. | 1.2072 | 0.04976 | 111 | 94 | 11 | 6 |
2212 | I lost my contact lens. It took off from there. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2213 | Your pets have approved! | 1.2069 | 0.05696 | 87 | 74 | 8 | 5 |
2214 | I know I said we could spend the evening any way you wanted, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2215 | I'M ILLUSTRATING MASLOW'S HIERARCH Y OF NEEDS FOR YOU | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2216 | the dang hamster rolled off, didn't he?? | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2217 | Can we please renew our Netflix subscription? | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
2218 | We no longer care about your joining our happiness, Heart. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2219 | OK, no more relationship status questions. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2220 | It's a newer form of goat yoga. | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2221 | Well, I'm sorry--I couldn't find the gerbil. | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2222 | Is the Wi-Fi working yet? | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2223 | And you said we’d regret cancelling Netflix | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2224 | Instead of 'duck, duck, goose...its dog, cat, fish.' | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2225 | And this is instead of making dinner? | 1.2065 | 0.05687 | 92 | 79 | 7 | 6 |
2226 | Are you one-upping goat yoga? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2227 | Not bad… but I once saw a monkey juggling five wrought iron skillets! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2228 | I'm searching for balance in my life. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2229 | How are you making us do this!? And where are your pupils? Dear god… You’re not my wife. You’re some sort of demon that is controlling her body! Be gone, foul demon! We are not animals made to perform in your circus of torment! My soul is on fire! | 1.2065 | 0.05687 | 92 | 79 | 7 | 6 |
2230 | Ok. This time finish your drink before I do the summersault. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2231 | I was just looking for my contact. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2232 | Work from home was really productive today | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2233 | We're just trying to get your attention! | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
2234 | Marlo's hierarchy of pleads | 1.2062 | 0.05471 | 97 | 83 | 8 | 6 |
2235 | I have reconsidered my opposition to renewing our streaming service. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2236 | If you thought Naked Twister was next-level, you’re in for big surprise. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2237 | Honey, please don’t take us for granted. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2238 | Come on! Keep guessing! The goldfish is poetic freedom! | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2239 | Honey, who wrote "PC Vey" on the carpet? | 1.2062 | 0.05471 | 97 | 83 | 8 | 6 |
2240 | I miss our old cocktail parties. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2241 | America’s Got Talent has nothing on us! | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
2242 | I simply do not understand how our friends have children. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2243 | This routine just isn’t doing it for me, Carol. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2244 | I’m not beneath you, Janet.” | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2245 | We're still not going to your mother's for Thanksgiving. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2246 | That's not the performance that I was hoping for . | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2247 | You're welcome to join us. | 1.2055 | 0.04762 | 73 | 58 | 15 | 0 |
2248 | Wait until you see us do downward dog. | 1.2051 | 0.04785 | 117 | 99 | 12 | 6 |
2249 | Now, if you'd bring me my skateboards. | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2250 | Trying to unionize for more attention again, Harold? | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2251 | One drink. I told you it was one lousy drink. | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
2252 | Have you seen the gecko anywhere? | 1.2051 | 0.06150 | 78 | 67 | 6 | 5 |
2253 | Perfect! Now throw your trenchcoat on and we can all go to the movie. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2254 | Honey how’s about getting off the couch and calling the chiropractor! | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2255 | At least we don’t have to send them to school. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2256 | Oh yeah? Well can GREG do this? | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2257 | I was going to take the fish for a tour of the house and then everyone wanted in. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2258 | Please forgive us We all promise to never do it again | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2259 | This one is so stupid no matter what you write it won’t be funny. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2260 | I warned you about pyramid schemes. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2261 | We're worried about your drinking problem. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2262 | Have you seen Max, Snowball or Nemo? I can't find them anywhere. | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
2263 | If Stupid Pet Tricks aren't still a thing, I've clearly wasted my life. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2264 | Sidney’s latest pyramid scheme fails miserably. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2265 | Well I’m not the one with a monkey on their back, Karen. | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2266 | I don't know how you do it all | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2267 | If I told you once I’ve told you a thousand times Frank, I’m not into the circus ring master role playing. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2268 | Taking care of three animals is a balancing act. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2269 | Is there a mouse in the house? | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2270 | The lovers, the dreamers, and me. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2271 | Pick Me! | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2272 | I can't do this by myself, dear. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2273 | Larry, when I told you I wanted to see the Great Pyramid, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2274 | I don’t think this new holistic vet is worth the money | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2275 | Can you check if the wifi is back yet? | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2276 | The hardest part was training the fish. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2277 | They won't tell me how they do the goldfish part. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2278 | I can’t take another Covid lockdown ! | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2279 | See? We need a pony. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2280 | C’mon. Nothing? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2281 | "Remind me again why pets are easier to raise than children." | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2282 | It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s a pyramid meme’ | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2283 | you called my queen? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2284 | Snickers and the goldfish objected to the Top Dog idea. | 1.2041 | 0.05419 | 98 | 84 | 8 | 6 |
2285 | You know that’s my pet peeve. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2286 | Marriage’s hierarchy of needs. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2287 | Honey, the fish won't get off again. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2288 | Well, THIS isn't Bremen Town, and it WON'T help your music career. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2289 | So I was reading them a folk tale called The Bremen Town Musicians, and we didn't have a donkey... | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2290 | Please don't buy the horse. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2291 | It took us all day, but we finally decided that this was the best order. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2292 | Now,you stand on the fish | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2293 | I can’t handle this balancing act of caring for all of our pets anymore! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2294 | Trust me, Ellie. This is the only way to cut our streaming obsession. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2295 | Enjoy your ‘Me Time’ Honey, we’ll wait. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2296 | He’s a red pigfish, so yeah, it plays… | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2297 | Is this good for a TikTok? | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2298 | We all want it with the strap-on | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2299 | The fish is rocking the boat. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2300 | We’ve searched everywhere at this level and we still can’t find the mouse ! | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2301 | You’ve got us trained, but we want a better work/life balance! | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2302 | OK, now can we ask your mother not to come this weekend? | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2303 | One of us accidentally shrunk your white sweater. | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2304 | Circus try outs are next Monday. | 1.2037 | 0.04880 | 108 | 91 | 12 | 5 |
2305 | It was then that Rhonda knew she had indeed made the right decision having had Brad taxidermied as well… | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2306 | We're heading to the market for liver-flavored kibble, a rubber mouse, and some dried worms. Do you need anything? | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2307 | If only we could swim in what you drink | 1.2029 | 0.06715 | 69 | 60 | 4 | 5 |
2308 | We are groveling at your feet. More food please. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2309 | On the bright side, without the pandemic, we wouldn't have perfected this neat little trick. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2310 | Hurry up and take a photo for the goldfish’s Instagram. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2311 | Your engagement ring is in the bowl. I hope you can decide quickly. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2312 | That"s all very nice, Arnold, but do you always have to be on the bottom? | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2313 | The fish doesn't want the word "scale" anywhere in the contract. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2314 | I'm going to have to ask you to put down your wine. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2315 | Honey, have you seen the Cockatoo? | 1.2027 | 0.06660 | 74 | 65 | 3 | 6 |
2316 | What? The carpet was still drying. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2317 | I really think you need to start going back to the office. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2318 | Well at least the monkey is off my back! | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2319 | The circus may have closed but the show goes on!" | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2320 | Better. But I think the mouse on the back of the cat is more iconic. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2321 | As family, it's never the wrong time for an intervention! | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2322 | Now throw that glass of Chardonnay in my face and then I'll promise to always lower the toilet seat. | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
2323 | OK,OK ,let's go with the kid idea!!!!!!!! | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2324 | We got a callback from Cirque du Soleil, so I think we each deserve a treat to celebrate | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2325 | I have to stay like this for HOW many years before Mitch McConnell considers bringing HR8 to the senate floor for a vote, you say? | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2326 | Is the pandemic over yet? | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2327 | We’re leaving you for Cirque du Soleil. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2328 | Honey, can you help us find the pet snail? | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2329 | Bring with you is enough of a balancing act,Richard. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2330 | We are not amused! | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2331 | I do have Baggage! | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2332 | Aaand it's still a no... | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2333 | Of course,getting the cat to go along was the hard part. | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
2334 | Yes, I promise, no more TikTok videos after we finish making this one! | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2335 | What's for dinner? | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2336 | You keep our life balanced | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2337 | Yes dear. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2338 | Let us entertain you!! | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2339 | Well, I think there would also be lots of other reasons to have a pony. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2340 | Well, you told me I need more balance in my life... | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2341 | Ringling's gonna be here in a second. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2342 | Do you want to be on the top or the bottom? | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2343 | And then it's turtles all the way down. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2344 | You really haven't heard about the latest Tik Tok challenge? | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2345 | How did you ever guess that I want to go to Bremen? | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2346 | I think we can stop the training classes. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
2347 | That’s cute, but I still carry more on my shoulders. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2348 | ‘The turtle is beneath our feet.’ | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2349 | Goldie's ready for the cheerleader tryout. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2350 | We're all in agreement—you're at the top of the food chain. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2351 | 'Could you scratch my nose, please?' | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2352 | The therapist said we should express our fantasies | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2353 | Now, the rest of us haven't been drinking, sooo.... | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2354 | Will you marry me, even though one of them swallowed your engagement ring? | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2355 | What do you mean 'Make no sudden moves?' How do you think I got in this situation in the first place? | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2356 | Thank you. I think it's clever too, but no one will book the act unless I set us all on fire. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2357 | I’m telling you, Babe, this just doesn’t work without you. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2358 | OK, we're here. So why did you swallow the fly? | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2359 | Don’t you dare. | 1.2020 | 0.05368 | 99 | 85 | 8 | 6 |
2360 | It's our entry for 'Stupid Pet Tricks' ! | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
2361 | I am glad I expanded my skills in the last two years but I really think I am ready to go back into the office now. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2362 | The NBA needs unique halftime performers. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2363 | We did a bad thing. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2364 | I call this "The Aristocrats." | 1.2018 | 0.05011 | 109 | 93 | 10 | 6 |
2365 | To begin with, this is not a pyramid scheme. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2366 | We've been practicing for America's Got Talent, but the mouse slipped and drowned. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2367 | I have an audition tomorrow for "America's Got No Talent." | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2368 | And you were SO sure the cat wouldn't go along with this. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
2369 | This is as viral as we get. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2370 | Ready to play Jenga? | 1.2000 | 0.05749 | 85 | 73 | 7 | 5 |
2371 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2000 | 0.04969 | 110 | 94 | 10 | 6 |
2372 | I'm the fish out of water here | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2373 | The chia pet?…seriously? | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2374 | I can’t see why this has anything to do with PETA, Barbara. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2375 | OK, fine. We can get an actual Jenga. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2376 | I think you should change your music. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2377 | Okay Jan, now go get the baby. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2378 | Honey, we are so sorry we didn't finish our dinner yesterday, it won't happen again. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2379 | What do you think? AGT? | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2380 | Where’s the bird? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2381 | Household pets assemble! Together we might stand a chance. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2382 | Jane, listen to me. The fish is pure evil. Get the gun. Now. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2383 | No, you may not get a Horse. | 1.2000 | 0.05749 | 85 | 73 | 7 | 5 |
2384 | Sorry Honey, but jumping through hoops is not an option right now! | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
2385 | OK then, what would impress you? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
2386 | Now, balance your glass on the tip of my nose! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2387 | We’re joining the circus, you want to hop on?! | 1.2000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 103 | 10 | 7 |
2388 | Oh, Honey! Barnum and Baileys isn't using animal acts this year. | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
2389 | Sweetie, have you seen my IPhone ? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2390 | Beg the children to move back in. I cannot do this much longer. | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2391 | You listed all my imperfections,wrong doings and lack of judgement since 2002. What else can i do to make it up to you? | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2392 | 0n ‘3’, the fish w | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2393 | Flippy can't support all our weight, so I had to be on the bottom. | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
2394 | Are you not entertained?...and is the streaming back up yet? | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2395 | We’re concerned that having kids will upset our well-balanced family dynamic. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2396 | Is this performance less disappointing? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2397 | Pet Yoga is the fitness craze spreading like wildfire across the nation. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
2398 | It's turtles all the way down. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2399 | It was all accidental. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2400 | See what I do for sex? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2401 | It’s a TikTok thing honey, just take the photo. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2402 | Just getting through my day is a real balancing act. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2403 | Howl woof meow and splash. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2404 | I don't think this is helping to ease my back pain. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2405 | Slightly more impressive than my bank balance. | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
2406 | I figured our a way to keep Buddy from chasing Tabby and Tabby from trying to eat Nemo. | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
2407 | I think this increased time at home thing is getting to us. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2408 | That’s a good start. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2409 | Good enough for America's Got Talent? | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2410 | Ok honey,now do you get evolution ? | 1.2000 | 0.05318 | 100 | 86 | 8 | 6 |
2411 | We're sorry for making a mess of the house, now will you please feed us? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2412 | Okay, now get the budgie... | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2413 | We call it `The Aristocrats` | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2414 | The four beggars of suburbia. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2415 | Can you get me a few worms? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2416 | I bet you can't guess what we're planning for the next stack." | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2417 | Well, you were right. It was cuter in the garden. Let’s head back out… | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2418 | I know our therapist said to find a better balance at home, but this is not it | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2419 | Honey I know you’re bored but maybe you should go back to cup staking | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2420 | The bird is just getting into character he’ll be right out | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2421 | Ahh, me time…always so relaxing. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2422 | How am I supposed to roll over? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2423 | I just think the term 'human pyramid' ignores the possibilities. | 1.2000 | 0.04522 | 120 | 101 | 14 | 5 |
2424 | So?!? What do you think?? Do you think it’s good enough to take on the road?! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2425 | The town musicians of Bremen | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2426 | Yes I do think I am sponge worthy. | 1.1982 | 0.04582 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
2427 | Ridin’ high is the cat’s meow | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
2428 | Turduckin? Hah! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2429 | ok fine we can try for a baby | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2430 | Are you more impressed this way, or with the fish on the bottom? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2431 | Do we look like the Bremen Town Musicians? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2432 | Please give me the bird. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2433 | YOU need to relax? You don't realize what a balancing act being a house husband is. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2434 | O.K., you've made your point. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2435 | Okay, now you get under the dog. | 1.1978 | 0.05463 | 91 | 78 | 8 | 5 |
2436 | Honey, please…woof, meow, blurb! | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2437 | The good news is I got the monkey off my back. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2438 | Please, please, do something with your hair, we can't take it anymore!!! | 1.1978 | 0.05463 | 91 | 78 | 8 | 5 |
2439 | We’re moving past downward dog. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2440 | Now get the fern. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2441 | Next time, I get the wine, and you get the edible. | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2442 | Is this really how you play Jenga? | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2443 | OK, OK, you win! Yes, I will go out to dinner with you! | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2444 | It's a pyramid scheme. Wanna play? | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2445 | Now roll over snd beg | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2446 | My eyes are down here! | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2447 | It's a delicate balance, isn't it? | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2448 | Now you can stop saying that I'm unbalanced. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2449 | I may have fallen for another pyramid scheme. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2450 | She’s into heavy petting. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2451 | What are looking at? | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2452 | Are you feeling canine, feline, piscine or hominine? | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2453 | Is this balanced enough for our marriage? | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2454 | Oh come on....it took us months to perfect this one....nothing? | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2455 | Now do you see my animal magnetism? | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2456 | Now can I have the remote? | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2457 | I could add a canary, but only if you're willing to commit. | 1.1975 | 0.04451 | 81 | 65 | 16 | 0 |
2458 | Hey. Woof. Meow. Splash. | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2459 | Our stubborn parakeet hates getting his feet wet. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2460 | Darryl, you're really gonna be in the dog house for this! | 1.1975 | 0.05937 | 81 | 70 | 6 | 5 |
2461 | Honey, what tiktok trend is this one?! | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2462 | Will you miss us when we go on tour? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
2463 | I’m still not doing anal. | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
2464 | Yes! This is for TikTok! What tune should I use? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2465 | Maybe we should just let them back on the couch. | 1.1974 | 0.06218 | 76 | 66 | 5 | 5 |
2466 | The odds of our agreeing to another one of your pet projects is obviously stacked against you. | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
2467 | We're still not getting a hamster. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
2468 | Okay, so show us your pussy now. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2469 | Not tonight Claremont… I’ve got a blazer of a headache… | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2470 | I jus | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
2471 | I know you said no amount of begging would do, but can we watch Animal Kingdom tonight? | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
2472 | I take it from this that you couldn't find the Jenga.... | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2473 | These are my recruits for your pyramid scheme | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2474 | We're your family and we love you, but this is an intervention. | 1.1972 | 0.06222 | 71 | 61 | 6 | 4 |
2475 | The least you can do is clap. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
2476 | Can we please, please come on the couch? | 1.1972 | 0.06222 | 71 | 61 | 6 | 4 |
2477 | America’s Got Talent – Pandemic version! | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
2478 | They all pitched in to help me find my contact lens. | 1.1970 | 0.06190 | 66 | 56 | 7 | 3 |
2479 | And now I gallup through a ring of fire? | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2480 | It’s okay. I know you have a lot in your shoulders. | 1.1970 | 0.06190 | 66 | 56 | 7 | 3 |
2481 | And for my next trick, I will actually fill your glass. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2482 | Can I have dinner now? | 1.1961 | 0.05221 | 102 | 88 | 8 | 6 |
2483 | Now, try to balance the wine glass. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2484 | Please Prepare Dinner | 1.1961 | 0.05221 | 102 | 88 | 8 | 6 |
2485 | Our Sub-Committee agrees, you are the Leader of the House. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2486 | Let's go through this again. You say a man has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river? | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2487 | None of that suffices to apologize for overturn of Roe. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2488 | I felt better having a monkey on my back. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2489 | You could help! | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2490 | Ringling's is changing their format. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2491 | You think the work, life balance is tough Suzanna?! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2492 | Can't we all just get along? | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2493 | I’m supportive | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2494 | It’s even more impressive when we do it on water skis. | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2495 | You're maskless!?! | 1.1957 | 0.05182 | 92 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
2496 | Can self esteem be measured with negative numbers? | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2497 | beyond deconstruction | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2498 | We've all discussed it. It's time for your vacation from your smartphone to end. | 1.1957 | 0.05407 | 92 | 79 | 8 | 5 |
2499 | I'm ready for our five-some. | 1.1957 | 0.05832 | 92 | 81 | 4 | 7 |
2500 | Book. Five words. How did you not get “On the Origin of Species”? | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2501 | I told you we wouldn’t need that Netflix subscription | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2502 | See honey! There's no room for a baby! | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2503 | Dear, it's feeding time for all of your pets. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2504 | Can I have a drink too? | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2505 | It was Douglas Adams' idea | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2506 | No, it's not the house hierarchy. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2507 | Sup?! Woof. Meow! Spliiish Up?! | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2508 | Just this once, I actually want you to get ON my back. | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2509 | Oh honey, you could’ve just asked if you wanted to be on the bottom | 1.1954 | 0.05626 | 87 | 75 | 7 | 5 |
2510 | You were right! Without the monkey on my back life IS much more manageable! | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2511 | I don’t care if you forgot to set up the camera, I’m not getting up. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2512 | Nah! Perspective is off | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2513 | I’ve got a lot going on, but sure I can get you some more wine. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2514 | It's the hierarchy of needs! | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2515 | Sorry, we couldn't balance the ant farm! | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2516 | But imagine we're also wearing a trench coat. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2517 | How in the world did the fish get up there? | 1.1951 | 0.06120 | 82 | 72 | 4 | 6 |
2518 | And now for my next trick. | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
2519 | Pretty please with fishy on top! | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2520 | Not what she meant by "find inner peace and balance." | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2521 | What kinda crazy pyramid scheme is this? | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2522 | So now, can we have fish food, sardines, Alpo, and sex, in that order? | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
2523 | I think this whole work from home thing has run its course | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2524 | It’s the leaning tower of pet-sa. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2525 | Still think I can’t multitask? | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2526 | The internet's out, we had to do something. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2527 | Remind me, does the pecking order start at the top or at the bottom of the pile? | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
2528 | stacks of love | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2529 | We just love pet school" | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2530 | Don't tell me I haven't evolved. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2531 | And they say we don't have fun. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2532 | Shh... if we keep very still, she might not notice. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2533 | Have you found my contact lens yet? I can’t see a thing with out it. | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2534 | They want to go to Bremen Town. Come with? | 1.1947 | 0.04680 | 113 | 96 | 12 | 5 |
2535 | My therapist is weaning me off the monkey. | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
2536 | Now stand? | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
2537 | Gimme a K Gimme an E Gimme a P Keep us, keep us, keep us | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2538 | This is the strangest first date I’ve ever been on. So you say you’re an influencer? | 1.1944 | 0.04826 | 108 | 92 | 11 | 5 |
2539 | I wanna be sedated! | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2540 | They know you're not playing, dear! | 1.1944 | 0.06141 | 72 | 62 | 6 | 4 |
2541 | What do you mean, where's the parakeet? | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
2542 | Before the flat earth theory ancient people believed the earth was a fishbowl, suspended on the back of a cat, supported on the back of a dog, all resting on the back of a man | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2543 | Have you seen my keys? | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
2544 | I see your standing desk is very good for your posture | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
2545 | Still depressed? | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2546 | I call this the Leaning Tower of Pet-za. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2547 | I've told you before, Alec, that acts of yours is my pet peeve." | 1.1942 | 0.04986 | 103 | 88 | 10 | 5 |
2548 | 5 if you count the ant I am standing on | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2549 | We bow to you and serve you, oh gracious Queen of our Queendom. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2550 | Well, you were the one who said that I am always on top. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2551 | You really need me to refill your wine? | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2552 | It's either this, or we renew our Netflix subscription. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2553 | We’re practicing tricks to combat boredom for the next pandemic | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2554 | Every tower needs a strong foundation | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2555 | When did you change your mind about reality tv? | 1.1939 | 0.05361 | 98 | 85 | 7 | 6 |
2556 | In retrospect, maybe we should have had kids... | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2557 | Can the baby come out and play? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2558 | Seen the cat in the hat? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2559 | Honey, would you get the door? | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2560 | We remember what you did last summer. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2561 | We’re leaving ! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2562 | You do the cooking. The pets are on me. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2563 | A woman's pyramid of priorities | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2564 | Explain again what the therapist said about codependency. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2565 | At least I haven't got a monkey on my back. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
2566 | All this, and the checkbook too? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2567 | I am begining to think I am the victim of a pyramid scheme. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2568 | So … what do you think about this for the ‘grand finale’? | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2569 | we’re looking for my contact lens. | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
2570 | The Heirarchy | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2571 | But what did your old cheer squad do from here, honey? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2572 | Hierarchy is for the patriarchy. Do we have more wine? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2573 | I don't care that it's your "me" time. Just take the damn picture! | 1.1933 | 0.04815 | 119 | 103 | 9 | 7 |
2574 | Now can we have dinner? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2575 | No,still not quite tall enough | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2576 | Darling, you're drunk. I'm calling you from out of town. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2577 | We propose you join our group. Marriage is optional | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2578 | Dr. Solomon told me to start leading a balanced life | 1.1932 | 0.05566 | 88 | 76 | 7 | 5 |
2579 | I distinctly remember a time when 'rolling over' was plenty impressive | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2580 | Am I supposed to be impressed? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2581 | Listen guys, I just wanna get drunk, not watch you get high. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2582 | We’re NOT begging! | 1.1932 | 0.05566 | 88 | 76 | 7 | 5 |
2583 | We’re the Aristocats. | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2584 | Well, what are you waiting for? | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2585 | I'll see you in divorce court | 1.1932 | 0.05566 | 88 | 76 | 7 | 5 |
2586 | A fish is a cat is a dog is a man. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2587 | Is there something on my back? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2588 | OK, I'm ready for the horse. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2589 | Have you seen the buffalo? | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2590 | Pardon me, ma'am. Do you know the way to Bremen? | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2591 | Maybe we should restart Netflix. | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2592 | You said, ‘this day should be memorable!’” | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
2593 | Now that the Guppy and I see eye to eye, we will commence with rock, paper, scissors to see who will control the TV remote tonight. Paul, you must play with your right hand. | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
2594 | Starting now, the plants are on you, the pets are on me. | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2595 | Okay, I’ll go get the leashes and we’ll go for a walk. | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2596 | The doctor said this is the best way to help my back | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2597 | - the lengths Roger will go to, to avoid the “having kids” discussion. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2598 | If I can get this act on America's Got Talent we'll finally be able to buy that Tesla without having to make payments we can't afford! | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
2599 | What do you mean you’re surprised at my use of the 10,000 hours? | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2600 | See, I really do love your pets. Can we eat now? | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2601 | Please tell me that you don't want to hop on. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2602 | OMG the only missing animal is YOU on my back | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2603 | Honey, will this reduce our carbon footprint? | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2604 | I think one of us has had one too many. | 1.1923 | 0.06068 | 78 | 68 | 5 | 5 |
2605 | Yes ma’am, may I have another? | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2606 | Just another pyramid scheme | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2607 | This is supposed to be a team event, Nancy. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2608 | It started as a TikTok stunt, but it's become a passion. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2609 | "What are you thinking about Maslow's hierarchy needs?". | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2610 | Still not exactly illustrating my priorities darling, but getting there! | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2611 | My work/life balance needs work. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2612 | Coincidentally I also have several pet peeves I’d like to get off my chest. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2613 | Honey,I think it is time for me to go to Al Anon. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2614 | I finally get that monkey off my back and then they jumped on. | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
2615 | My goat yoga instructor said he has no interest in expanding. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2616 | Can you believe there are people who would call us ‘childless?’ | 1.1923 | 0.05127 | 104 | 90 | 8 | 6 |
2617 | The damn fish has no sense of balance. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2618 | And next,Downward Dog | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2619 | Now can we get a canary? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2620 | When I told you to beg for it, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2621 | It's amazing the things you can accomplish when you limit being on social media. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2622 | Look what I can do” | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2623 | Ah, the food pyramid. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2624 | Am I still number four? | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2625 | So, this is why you should be on all fours and under me. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2626 | Whaddaya mean, you don't get it? It's a Pandemic Pet Pyramid, PPP for short. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2627 | C’mon! Join us. You can handle the four of us | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2628 | See, we don't need Netflix! | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2629 | Well, if this isn't the ultimate pyramid scheme! | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2630 | You should join our yoga club. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2631 | Your need for safe live entertainment has gone to the extreme." | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2632 | Oh and did you remember to make dinner reservations? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2633 | Is there going to be dinner tonight? | 1.1913 | 0.04435 | 115 | 97 | 14 | 4 |
2634 | I'm training for the Ringling Brother's return | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
2635 | I’m pretty sure we can go viral with this… quick! where’s your phone! | 1.1912 | 0.06375 | 68 | 59 | 5 | 4 |
2636 | Are they still doing "Stupid Pet Tricks" on the Late Show? | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
2637 | So how are things stacking up now? | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
2638 | It's a new trend on TikTok | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2639 | now can w?e have supper | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2640 | We’re ready for you now. | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2641 | It's called the balance of nature. | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2642 | Very nice sweetheart, but the fish isn’t balancing, it’s floating. | 1.1910 | 0.04190 | 89 | 72 | 17 | 0 |
2643 | Do I remind you of li hongzhi? | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2644 | Hurry up, the cat is hungry! | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2645 | It is more animal friendly than a turducken. | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2646 | Food Chain”…Get it now | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2647 | Now you try it. | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2648 | This is part of my diversity training. | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2649 | But we cant open the tin. | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2650 | Barnum and Bailey likes our act. | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
2651 | We’re all sorry for being idiots and that goes double for the fish who actually started the food fight. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2652 | And yet, you can't balance the checkbook | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2653 | You were the one who didn't want children! | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2654 | We need more pets. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2655 | Remind me again why you don't want to have kids? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2656 | And we call ourselves The Astricrats! | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
2657 | I better stick with the down dog position. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2658 | I offered the bird top billing. He says his agent will call. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2659 | I was just looking for my cuff link. I hate it when stuff like this happens to me! | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2660 | Leaning tower to please her | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
2661 | we all bow to you | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2662 | I wonder who the top dog is in this household | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2663 | You’re not helping. | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
2664 | So you’re saying we should just feed ourselves? | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2665 | No, you can't run away with the circus. Ringling doesn't have animal actts, remember. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2666 | It's petrifying. | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2667 | That is just great, but have you balanced the checkbook? | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2668 | human centipede meets inflation | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2669 | I think it could become more popular than goat yoga. | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2670 | I don't know what else to do, Alice!#? | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2671 | The Aristocrats. Why? | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2672 | Retiring from pet sitting will be a weight off my shoulders | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2673 | How about this trick? | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2674 | Okay, your turn. | 1.1899 | 0.05719 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
2675 | Harold, I think you’re a bit too old for these TikTok challenges | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2676 | How can the judges on America's Got Talent resist? | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2677 | Are you sure it was a mouse? | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2678 | Maybe it’s time to return to the office? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2679 | In Jimmy's life, wine makes you do crazy things. Not love. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2680 | We want you to be proud. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2681 | What do you mean I'm high maintenance? | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
2682 | I decided how to solve our financial problems. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2683 | Okay; I went along with it. Could you please unstack us now. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2684 | Get me a hoop, quick! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2685 | CAN YOU HEAR US NOW? | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2686 | Fuck Ted Cruz." | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2687 | There's a little bit more to being a househusband than this, Dear. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2688 | Goldfish lost a contact lens. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2689 | No, this is not a predator pyramid. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2690 | Oh, for god's sake, just get a coffee table. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2691 | Oh, you know, same-old same-old. How was YOUR day? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2692 | But we can relive your cheerleading days at home. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2693 | You up for some Jenga? | 1.1887 | 0.04665 | 106 | 90 | 12 | 4 |
2694 | I'll snap a photo after I finish the wine and/or the movie. | 1.1887 | 0.04665 | 106 | 90 | 12 | 4 |
2695 | We have an opening for the position between me, and the dog? | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2696 | Yep, we all came crawling back to you. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2697 | I knew we were missing somebody. I just felt it. Have you seen "Chirpy"? | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2698 | Do we get our treats now? | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2699 | No! No way! I draw the line at the leash! | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2700 | We present our family-friendly version of 'The Aristocrats. | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
2701 | Ok, I think you’re starting to understanding what being a mom feels like | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2702 | I'm sorry I took your caretaking for granted. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2703 | With the right buzzword, I think I could sell this as a transferable skill. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2704 | The next tier of the pyramid was meant to be my flea circus but the goldfish ate them. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2705 | Google says it's a cure for bulging eye syndrome. | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
2706 | Okay okay. Now you get on top of the fish | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
2707 | Now will you let me on the couch? | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2708 | Now I think we’re ready for YouTube. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2709 | As you can see, it is NOT turtles all the way down. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2710 | I draw the line at lifting our legs. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2711 | I just wanted you to know that I know where my place is. | 1.1881 | 0.05017 | 101 | 87 | 9 | 5 |
2712 | Tryouts are tomorrow. What do you think? | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2713 | No! That’s not what I meant when I said to take care of the pets! | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2714 | She liked to consider Maslow's Hierarchy of Need after a few glasses of wine. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2715 | Wait till Americas Got Talent see's this. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2716 | No, you're thinking of turtles. | 1.1875 | 0.05925 | 80 | 70 | 5 | 5 |
2717 | Foreplay? I thought you said "Get on the floor and play"... the pets were just staring at us. | 1.1875 | 0.05652 | 80 | 69 | 7 | 4 |
2718 | Just give us the olive and we'll let you go. | 1.1875 | 0.05652 | 80 | 69 | 7 | 4 |
2719 | Quick. Video me. There's big cat video prize money at stake here. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2720 | I'm thinking a million TikTok views at least | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2721 | Chose your level of commitment? | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2722 | It must be my animal magnetism.” | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2723 | We're not cancelling Netflix. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
2724 | Bob, what don’t you get about the floor is lava? | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2725 | Now give "cat cow" a try and see what happens... | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2726 | Is this the foreplay or the sex? | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2727 | and I thought it was tricky having a monkey on my back | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
2728 | I couldn't get the hang of juggling, so I thought I'd give this a go. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2729 | From here it’s turtles all the way down | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2730 | But we'll look like an adult fish in a trench coat | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2731 | To your right honey is a very small gerbil on a tiny diving board… | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2732 | Cirque du Soleil is VERY interested! | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2733 | We are out of here! | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2734 | Is this your take on Yertle the Turtle? | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2735 | Monica: “This is Navarro Cheer. Point those toes!” | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2736 | I don’t see how this will save our marriage | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2737 | For the last time,there is no need to spend money on a pet sitter. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2738 | Okay, okay, but get your leases first! | 1.1867 | 0.06208 | 75 | 66 | 4 | 5 |
2739 | I think we're ready for Late Night TV. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2740 | Is it just me, or is this not enough to impress you? | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2741 | OK, but don't spill the fish! | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
2742 | 'The Musicians of Bremen,' Sharon! It's Charades, not 20 Questions! | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
2743 | Stupid pet trick went off the air with Letterman. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2744 | See! We can't have a kid! Our symmetry's already perfect! | 1.1863 | 0.04971 | 102 | 88 | 9 | 5 |
2745 | We figured out the dominance hierarchy. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2746 | I'm not falling for that trick again! | 1.1860 | 0.05363 | 86 | 74 | 8 | 4 |
2747 | Please dear. We beg you. Feed us! | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2748 | " The fish had no part in it at all and should be allowed to stay" | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2749 | There's still half a bottle to go and you've already started with this. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2750 | Please, please, please, give me some of your wine! | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2751 | Darling. You cannot forget Polly! | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
2752 | I can't move..please move the fish! | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2753 | O.K Now stand on my head. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2754 | I use them for added weight, when I do planks. | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2755 | If will work if you grab me by my nose and yank really hard . . . | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2756 | See dear, this is one way to balance our family activities. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2757 | How balanced does that wine seem now? | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2758 | Yes, I know that it's not Cirque du Soleil. | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2759 | Get away from my new carpet! | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2760 | Cirque Du Sofa | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2761 | I am about to ask you to do something you may think is kinky. | 1.1856 | 0.03968 | 97 | 79 | 18 | 0 |
2762 | I’m not THAT interesting. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2763 | No, no, no, honey. It's NOT a pyramid scheme. | 1.1856 | 0.05146 | 97 | 84 | 8 | 5 |
2764 | Yes, Phil. Now say moo. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2765 | The family was wondering what’s for dinner? | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2766 | Don’t worry babe I used Gorilla Glue | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2767 | I read them 'The Town Musicians of Bremen' and got the donkey's slot. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2768 | But think of all the money we're saving on a Netflix subscription! | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2769 | No, we can't get a pony. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2770 | I can balance the checkbook but not this. | 1.1852 | 0.05586 | 81 | 70 | 7 | 4 |
2771 | Can we get dinner now? | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2772 | The famous joke .We Are The Aristocrats | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2773 | Do you think we're ready to take it on the road? | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2774 | Where's the pig? | 1.1852 | 0.04585 | 108 | 92 | 12 | 4 |
2775 | This is not how the dating game is played! | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2776 | Can I offer you something well-structured,with an even balance and a tannic bite? | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2777 | Game night got out of hand in the last two years, hasn`t it? | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2778 | There is also room for another nightingale bird that serenades | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2779 | Hon, I really think I should get a pony. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2780 | Sure, but no Yertling. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2781 | Don’t be ridiculous , your goldfish is perfectly safe | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2782 | These Tik Tok challenges are getting crazy! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2783 | We’ve all talked about it, and we apologise for our poor behaviour. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2784 | Quick! Call TikTok!! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2785 | Hun, I keep telling them to get off my back already! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2786 | Now that we've followed your orders may we have dinner? | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
2787 | At least there's not a monkey on your back. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2788 | We are leaving you to go join the circus | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2789 | I think you'd fit between the dog and me. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2790 | Perhaps THESE will refresh your memory! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2791 | Linda, do you think you could have an annual day off instead of monthly? | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2792 | Go ahead and put dinner on me tonight" | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2793 | Don't give the fish that much credit. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 |