Contest #804 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-05-29T18:25:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-06-12T18:26:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-06-06T18:26:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	June 13, 2022
Number of captions	5632
Number of responses	656353
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	You're home early.	1.8581	0.01631	2580	1094	758	728
1	And that’s how cryptocurrency works.	1.7997	0.01604	2636	1210	744	682
2	It just doesn’t feel like anything I do impresses you anymore.	1.7553	0.01467	2673	1176	975	522
3	Whatever you do, don't say "sit"!	1.7530	0.01848	1814	841	580	393
4	So, you told me to get my act together. Now what?	1.7505	0.01529	2485	1109	887	489
5	It's called downward dogcatfish.	1.7452	0.01607	2406	1132	755	519
6	Please tell me that the wet spot on my back is from the fishbowl.	1.7449	0.01455	2924	1373	924	627
7	At least I got the monkey off my back.	1.7424	0.01651	2158	984	746	428
8	It took 2.5 years of a pandemic, but we finally nailed it.	1.7410	0.01602	2255	1020	799	436
9	TAKE THE PICTURE TAKE THE PICTURE TAKE THE PICTURE!!!	1.7334	0.01487	2738	1291	886	561
10	The real trick's going to be getting on the horse.	1.7331	0.01495	2709	1278	876	555
11	Wait'll you see the dismount!	1.7328	0.01630	2152	979	769	404
12	Carefully place the wine glass on my head.	1.7230	0.01648	2148	1006	731	411
13	Where's the bird"?" Is that really your reaction	1.7224	0.02083	1387	663	446	278
14	We've decided to stop competing for your attention and join forces.	1.7132	0.02511	917	434	312	171
15	if you can do that, i don’t see what’s stopping you from emptying the dishwasher	1.7070	0.01542	2611	1305	766	540
16	It was their idea.	1.7045	0.01722	1912	908	661	343
17	Quick! What has 4 heads, 3 tails, no dignity and desperately needs a martini?	1.7045	0.01503	2741	1373	805	563
18	Let’s see your mother call me a loser now!	1.7003	0.01950	1548	757	498	293
19	What makes you think I've been working from home too long?	1.7001	0.01610	2094	976	770	348
20	Here's a riddle: What has twelve limbs, eight eyes, four fins, and wants a divorce?	1.6919	0.01844	1866	968	505	393
21	The one time you don't have your phone.	1.6916	0.01719	1897	914	654	329
22	I’m just a guy, with a fish, on a cat, on a dog, on a man, on his hands and knees begging you to forgive me.	1.6910	0.01585	2356	1173	738	445
23	We were all hoping for a treat tonight	1.6890	0.01430	2846	1408	915	523
24	Marge, we need to talk about your drinking.	1.6861	0.01887	1682	850	510	322
25	Actually, could you answer the door this time?	1.6738	0.01516	2284	1093	843	348
26	I'm at a point where my emotional support animals need emotional support animals.	1.6718	0.02289	1097	554	349	194
27	Oh…you’re home early	1.6705	0.02977	695	366	192	137
28	Very good. Now roll over.	1.6645	0.02066	1392	725	409	258
29	Well, you said you were sick of my dog and pony show	1.6627	0.01514	2378	1184	812	382
30	Okay, now hand me the unicycle.	1.6609	0.01510	2418	1215	808	395
31	I hope that's aquarium waterI feel!	1.6606	0.01683	2045	1057	625	363
32	The goat yoga class was full.	1.6523	0.01832	1671	860	532	279
33	And what skill did YOU learn during quarantine?	1.6514	0.02094	1219	612	420	187
34	Can we talk about this later? I'm balancing at a lot at the moment.	1.6499	0.01719	1765	877	629	259
35	Are you sure you want to bring a baby into this?	1.6482	0.01610	2075	1051	703	321
36	The hardest part was getting the fish to stay in the middle.	1.6442	0.01768	1782	926	564	292
37	Honey, I think our marriage counselor might be messing with us.	1.6424	0.01658	2033	1061	638	334
38	I don't complain about your drinking.	1.6315	0.01799	1726	917	528	281
39	So, couldn't you just propose on one knee like every other guy?"	1.6315	0.02123	1194	622	390	182
40	The tough part will be the dismount.	1.6240	0.01967	1343	696	456	191
41	At least you got the monkey off your back.	1.6222	0.02452	945	514	274	157
42	Stop me if you've heard this one.	1.6152	0.01970	1588	917	367	304
43	It all started when I lost a contact lens.	1.6149	0.02026	1327	715	408	204
44	I'm not saying I'll never look for a new job, I just want some acknowledgement of the skills I've acquired since the layoff."	1.6072	0.02067	1166	609	406	151
45	Don’t look at me that way, it was the cat’s idea	1.6070	0.02187	1117	604	348	165
46	Of course I admire the discipline involved. I just think you should go back to the office .	1.6055	0.02181	1095	586	355	154
47	One lazy Sunday afternoon,glass of Chardonnay in her hand, Martha suddenly realized that her heart truly belonged to someone, anyone, other than Bill.	1.6027	0.02284	1125	642	288	195
48	You're the one who said I need to work on my performance issues.	1.6011	0.02130	1083	568	379	136
49	You weren't filming?!?	1.5963	0.02254	1080	602	312	166
50	We really need to go out.	1.5933	0.02323	986	544	299	143
51	I'm helping Bobby with his science project on evolution.	1.5925	0.02372	1178	728	202	248
52	All four of us are sorry.	1.5870	0.02309	1012	568	294	150
53	We tried it the other way. That’s how we lost the first fish.	1.5841	0.02437	868	479	271	118
54	what did you think i meant by pyramid scheme?	1.5834	0.02538	833	469	242	122
55	There. NOW can we have sex?!?	1.5819	0.02540	842	478	238	126
56	I don't usually do this on a first date.	1.5811	0.02438	888	498	264	126
57	Okay, two syllables...	1.5777	0.02572	798	450	235	113
58	I’d like to be on top, just once.	1.5737	0.02573	760	422	240	98
59	Poor Stan misunderstood when his wife asked to try something new tonight.	1.5648	0.02643	779	455	208	116
60	Once we have our costumes on, it will really tie the whole act together.	1.5641	0.02546	725	397	247	81
61	I dunno. Maybe some applause?	1.5627	0.02547	670	356	251	63
62	The mouse had a previous engagement.	1.5625	0.02768	672	384	198	90
63	Yeah, but can you roll over?	1.5612	0.02750	670	381	202	87
64	Still think I'm unbalanced?	1.5574	0.02721	723	424	195	104
65	And I'm just saying if we got a bunny, the routine would really pop.	1.5564	0.02743	629	350	208	71
66	Why do they do this every time I look for something on the floor?	1.5563	0.03253	471	268	144	59
67	We're worried about your drinking.	1.5546	0.03873	366	218	93	55
68	Beg all you want, but we’re not getting a bird.	1.5543	0.02836	626	359	187	80
69	Fine, we will disassemble. But I think you need to admit you were wrong when you said I wouldn’t enjoy retirement.	1.5513	0.02784	673	394	187	92
70	Can you get the doorbell?	1.5512	0.02622	684	383	225	76
71	Maslow’s hierarchy of neediness	1.5510	0.02866	588	333	186	69
72	It's a team building exercise for working from home.	1.5506	0.02843	583	327	191	65
73	I should have picked ‘truth.’	1.5505	0.02761	683	400	190	93
74	One of us wants to go outside.	1.5496	0.02725	655	373	204	78
75	The exact moment Maggie realized she should not consume alcohol while taking her medications.	1.5488	0.02926	645	389	158	98
76	Okay, I’ll look for a job starting tomorrow.	1.5484	0.02841	609	349	186	74
77	Looking for the dog, cat and fish. Why do you ask?	1.5482	0.02833	653	385	178	90
78	This is a family intervention,dear.	1.5482	0.02941	622	371	161	90
79	What do you mean, 'Now, roll over'?	1.5438	0.02890	651	393	162	96
80	Nice, Herman, but it's still your night to do the dishes.	1.5434	0.02807	611	350	190	71
81	I’d be more impressed if you refilled my wine.	1.5401	0.02874	624	370	171	83
82	This isn’t what I had in mind when I wanted you to learn new tricks.	1.5392	0.03041	536	313	157	66
83	See? You can teach an old husband new tricks.	1.5327	0.03103	597	376	124	97
84	We're leaving you.	1.5319	0.03234	502	304	129	69
85	My life is a series of unfortunate decisions.	1.5318	0.03258	598	395	88	115
86	Great. Now roll over	1.5289	0.03039	537	319	152	66
87	I think I’m ready to go back to the office.	1.5266	0.03168	526	322	131	73
88	Well, what did YOU accomplish today?	1.5245	0.03023	530	314	154	62
89	And you want to add a child on top of this?	1.5185	0.03087	569	357	129	83
90	I couldn't find the gerbil!	1.5172	0.03435	408	244	117	47
91	Yes it's lovely dear but did you take out the trash?	1.5156	0.03431	417	252	115	50
92	When did you get home?	1.5150	0.03386	466	292	108	66
93	I'm their support person.	1.5145	0.03319	447	271	122	54
94	I hope they fix the cable soon.	1.5138	0.03412	471	299	102	70
95	Funny, normally the fish never wants to join in.	1.5105	0.03281	478	297	118	63
96	Impressive, I know, but it's always the dismount that has proven disastrous.	1.5101	0.03407	398	237	119	42
97	How long did it take the cat to get you and the dog to do this?	1.5071	0.03180	493	304	128	61
98	You really want to add a kid to all this?	1.5065	0.03606	385	238	99	48
99	If you're wondering what happened to the canary, ask the cat.	1.5050	0.03389	398	238	119	41
100	See, I do things around the house.	1.5047	0.03386	430	265	113	52
101	What does it mean? It’s a goddamn metaphor for life.	1.5025	0.03596	402	254	94	54
102	Fifty years ago we’d be a big hit on the Ed Sullivan Show.	1.5013	0.03242	397	231	133	33
103	I think we should get an actual coffee table	1.4988	0.03429	409	252	110	47
104	You don’t get 547 followers by playing it safe.	1.4965	0.03300	425	259	121	45
105	Ok where is the canary?	1.4951	0.03539	408	259	96	53
106	Marjorie, will you marry me, and Rex, and Mr. Fluffybritches, and Gulpy?	1.4940	0.03614	419	274	83	62
107	Say Something! We have been practicing this act thru the entire pandemic.	1.4938	0.03383	405	248	114	43
108	Of course. The one time you don't have your phone on you.	1.4919	0.03272	433	266	121	46
109	I tried to say no, but you’d be surprised how persuasive the goldfish is.	1.4913	0.03568	401	256	93	52
110	Trust me, you don’t want to know how that fishbowl got up there!	1.4912	0.03651	342	209	98	35
111	Joyce, we come to you with all the love this home has to offer.	1.4905	0.03470	367	222	110	35
112	I’d be more impressed if you washed the dishes.	1.4891	0.03867	368	243	70	55
113	Are you just gonna sit there and watch, or are you gonna help us with the dismount?	1.4878	0.03139	449	273	133	43
114	I fell for a pyramid scheme.	1.4859	0.03559	389	247	95	47
115	Now gently put the wineglass on top of the bowl	1.4852	0.03482	406	258	99	49
116	How could a kid be more fun than this?	1.4848	0.03325	396	241	118	37
117	Just bringing to your attention that it's mealtime for all of us!	1.4832	0.03910	358	238	67	53
118	Hopefully the television will be fixed by tomorrow.	1.4832	0.03360	387	236	115	36
119	You told me I needed more balance in my life.	1.4829	0.03478	381	237	104	40
120	I'm working on a pet project.	1.4828	0.03673	348	218	92	38
121	You sure? The fish says he can hold you.	1.4815	0.03672	351	221	91	39
122	It was the cat’s idea.	1.4808	0.03575	364	228	97	39
123	I forgot what you asked me to do.	1.4808	0.03700	364	234	85	45
124	You need to be more specific. Which of us is the “good boy”?	1.4807	0.03653	362	230	90	42
125	Let me know when you start missing Netflix.	1.4801	0.03552	352	217	101	34
126	Its called Downward Dog, Cat, and Goldfish	1.4800	0.03895	350	231	70	49
127	Nope, nothing. Pets aren't under the couch. I don't know where they're at.	1.4799	0.04050	323	213	65	45
128	If you're not going to help look for my contact lens could you at least feed the fish?	1.4786	0.03484	374	233	103	38
129	This is not what I expected when you said you wanted to drink wine and try an exciting new position.	1.4773	0.03857	352	232	72	48
130	See. I get along with all your pets. So now, can I move in.	1.4756	0.03709	349	223	86	40
131	I've achieved work-life-dog-cat-fish balance.	1.4706	0.04001	323	214	66	43
132	It most certainly IS your turn, Marsha.	1.4704	0.04003	287	182	75	30
133	Just checking in again to see if you’ve had enough alone time.	1.4700	0.03482	383	244	98	41
134	Come on. I accomplished something during Covid.	1.4692	0.03655	341	216	90	35
135	Roll over?	1.4692	0.04403	292	201	45	46
136	Seriously? Letterman retired?	1.4672	0.03713	351	228	82	41
137	It's your turn to be the horsey.	1.4655	0.04031	290	187	71	32
138	Just put the glass on my head, then get the tightrope.	1.4655	0.03692	348	225	84	39
139	You become a very different person when you drink.	1.4645	0.03838	310	198	80	32
140	You say pyramid scheme, I say multi-level marketing team.	1.4643	0.03593	364	235	89	40
141	On 3. I stand up and you grab Nemo.	1.4638	0.03646	345	221	88	36
142	Could you scratch my nose?	1.4636	0.03940	302	195	74	33
143	Ok, now roll over.	1.4601	0.03825	326	213	76	37
144	Unfortunately, I’m still the low man on the totem pole…	1.4591	0.03621	342	219	89	34
145	I said I’d like some Cabernet, not Cirque du Soleil, Bob.	1.4581	0.03943	310	204	70	36
146	Men will really do anything but go to therapy.	1.4577	0.04029	284	184	70	30
147	I’d actually prefer you didn’t put your feet on the couch.	1.4571	0.03656	315	198	90	27
148	Yes, actually my back is better.	1.4567	0.03842	300	192	79	29
149	See? I can be supportive.”	1.4560	0.03944	307	202	70	35
150	Yes, but in my defense I did get the monkey off my back.	1.4559	0.04322	261	173	57	31
151	At least they have my back.	1.4527	0.03819	296	189	80	27
152	Okay! Okay! We're sorry we forgot Mother's Day!	1.4519	0.03734	312	200	83	29
153	Am I to assume one of you expects a treat?	1.4500	0.03973	280	181	72	27
154	Would you mind scratching my nose?	1.4497	0.04086	298	201	60	37
155	You knew the circus was in my blood when you married me, Darlene.	1.4481	0.03594	308	193	92	23
156	Honey, I may have gotten involved in a pyramid scheme.	1.4475	0.04539	257	178	43	36
157	Surprisingly, it was the cat who put up the least resistance.	1.4472	0.03779	322	212	76	34
158	Sorry, there were no more tickets available for Cirque du Soleil.	1.4451	0.03855	319	213	70	36
159	Ok, now slowly put the wine glass on top of the fish bowl.	1.4444	0.04030	306	208	60	38
160	Now do we get a treat?	1.4437	0.03790	302	196	78	28
161	You don't expect us to feed ourselves, do you?	1.4434	0.04230	309	219	43	47
162	It's a movie title. Four words.	1.4429	0.04158	280	189	58	33
163	Alright, what's step two?	1.4423	0.03757	312	204	78	30
164	Now do you believe that I was a cheerleader?	1.4414	0.03784	324	216	73	35
165	Honey, can you take over? I have to go to the bathroom.	1.4410	0.04386	229	150	57	22
166	No this does not make up for forgetting my Birthday	1.4406	0.03995	261	168	71	22
167	There’s still room for you between me and the dog.	1.4382	0.04106	251	163	66	22
168	The ring is in the fish bowl	1.4380	0.04062	274	182	64	28
169	There’s no time to explain, hop on	1.4375	0.04187	288	199	52	37
170	Cancelling Netflix was your idea.	1.4366	0.04162	268	180	59	29
171	I don't know what else you want from me, Brenda.	1.4357	0.04346	241	161	55	25
172	Well this awkward. Wrong apartment.	1.4353	0.04526	255	179	41	35
173	Is your goldfish always this bossy?	1.4350	0.04320	246	165	55	26
174	We’re all sick of your dry food.	1.4333	0.04667	240	169	38	33
175	The hard part was getting the fish to hold still and stop swimming!	1.4331	0.04182	254	169	60	25
176	We’ll never go viral if you just sit there.	1.4328	0.03953	268	175	70	23
177	Okay, now, slowly pass me the hamster…	1.4328	0.04219	238	156	61	21
178	We’re ready… release the Roomba!	1.4319	0.04471	213	140	54	19
179	They insisted I take them to my leader.	1.4319	0.04360	257	177	49	31
180	Usually, I wait to do this on a second date.	1.4310	0.04208	232	151	62	19
181	We were very productive while you were at work.	1.4302	0.04089	265	177	62	26
182	I’m telling you I can handle a third martini.	1.4291	0.04325	254	174	51	29
183	Whose idea? The fish.	1.4286	0.03557	315	204	87	24
184	I don't exactly know either, but the fish was very convincing	1.4272	0.04467	213	141	53	19
185	They've got my back.	1.4258	0.04775	209	144	41	24
186	Honestly, Milton. I don’t know where you find the time.	1.4249	0.04235	233	154	59	20
187	You're very hard to please.	1.4232	0.04298	241	163	54	24
188	And this concludes our digital-free evening of entertainment.	1.4220	0.04579	218	149	46	23
189	It all started when I began looking for my cuff link	1.4215	0.04320	223	148	56	19
190	Do you always make guys do this on the first date?	1.4215	0.04283	242	164	54	24
191	Somehow I don’t really think this is step 4.	1.4206	0.04231	233	155	58	20
192	Okay, now you get on.	1.4200	0.04105	250	167	61	22
193	Now, I climb onto you.	1.4180	0.04411	244	170	46	28
194	You said, and I quote: "You can come back if I you get your work and life in balance."	1.4175	0.04713	194	131	45	18
195	I know it's not exactly what you asked for, but doing it with the goldfish on the bottom just wasn't working.	1.4170	0.04115	235	155	62	18
196	And you have a better idea for the Christmas card?	1.4170	0.04370	247	172	47	28
197	What do you mean what am I doing?	1.4163	0.04295	221	147	56	18
198	I feel a sneeze coming on . . .	1.4163	0.04767	209	146	39	24
199	You left your camera at work?	1.4159	0.04499	226	156	46	24
200	The pig didn't show up for rehearsal.	1.4156	0.03977	243	159	67	17
201	Honey, when did you say employees will be going back into your office to work?	1.4152	0.04438	224	153	49	22
202	Damn, I forgot the bird.	1.4143	0.04128	251	170	58	23
203	Okay, so imagine this, but on water skis.	1.4138	0.04559	203	137	48	18
204	I give up... Omnivore, carnivore, pescatarian, vegan?	1.4111	0.04140	253	173	56	24
205	And you said I would be bored when I retired	1.4103	0.04253	234	159	54	21
206	You could at least look.	1.4103	0.04855	195	136	38	21
207	That's very impressive but I still want a divorce, Roger.	1.4091	0.04537	220	153	44	23
208	One of us lost our wedding ring.	1.4089	0.04805	225	164	30	31
209	Now if you could only balance your check book”	1.4087	0.04679	208	145	41	22
210	I’m going to need your help for our dismount.	1.4086	0.04604	186	124	48	14
211	Good. Now, twenty push ups.	1.4083	0.04329	218	147	53	18
212	NOW tell me who's the stable one in this relationship.	1.4082	0.04781	196	136	40	20
213	You forgot to feed us.	1.4077	0.04220	233	158	55	20
214	How long have you been home?	1.4076	0.04678	211	148	40	23
215	We need to be fed, scratched, walked, and, well, everything.	1.4071	0.04211	253	176	51	26
216	See, I can handle another pet.	1.4069	0.04642	204	141	43	20
217	See if you can extract the dog without disturbing the rest of the pack.	1.4064	0.04410	219	150	49	20
218	Well at least YOU got off my back	1.4059	0.04309	239	166	49	24
219	I have an explanation, except for the goldfish.	1.4057	0.04463	212	145	48	19
220	Now can we each have a treat?	1.4050	0.04707	200	139	41	20
221	If I was tipsy - would I be able to do this?	1.4041	0.04660	193	132	44	17
222	I think it goes without saying that we'd all like another treat.	1.4033	0.04373	243	172	44	27
223	Why are you so hard to please?	1.4031	0.04315	196	129	55	12
224	Yes! I AM up to my old tricks.	1.4029	0.04605	206	143	43	20
225	Turns out the guppie is a hypnotist.	1.4028	0.04526	211	146	45	20
226	A man, a dog, a cat, and a goldfish walk into a bar...	1.4023	0.04134	256	178	53	25
227	We have come humbly to apologize for whatever it was.	1.4018	0.04288	224	153	52	19
228	Just hold it- I’ll take a picture when I finish my wine	1.4016	0.04294	249	176	46	27
229	Who's a good boy?	1.4000	0.04618	205	143	42	20
230	I've changed my mind about getting a pony	1.3991	0.04120	218	145	59	14
231	We are all getting tired of working from home.	1.3990	0.04457	198	134	49	15
232	...and then you would go on top.	1.3990	0.04825	193	136	37	20
233	We can’t find my keys.	1.3981	0.04317	211	143	52	16
234	We haven't quite figured out the finale	1.3979	0.04508	191	129	48	14
235	They seemed bored.	1.3977	0.05165	176	126	30	20
236	I finally managed to get the monkey off my back.	1.3973	0.04632	219	157	37	25
237	Yes, Greg, I still want a divorce	1.3972	0.04571	214	151	41	22
238	The house fly begged off because he thought the act was too dangerous.	1.3970	0.04496	199	136	47	16
239	…So you can see, that’s why we need a horse.	1.3958	0.04550	192	131	46	15
240	Now try. What has 10 legs,8 eyes,3 tails,and 2 arms?	1.3953	0.04457	215	150	45	20
241	I have no idea how the goldfish got there	1.3951	0.04346	205	139	51	15
242	Now that we have your attention; we beg you to give up your drinking.	1.3951	0.04508	205	142	45	18
243	Can your goat yoga instructor do this?	1.3946	0.04387	223	156	46	21
244	Fred, where’s the gerbil?	1.3945	0.04645	218	157	36	25
245	It's a pyramid scheme.	1.3939	0.04451	198	135	48	15
246	Goodbye Linda, we're off to join the circus.	1.3939	0.04730	198	140	38	20
247	I think it’s time I started working from the office again.	1.3938	0.04159	226	154	55	17
248	Charades. Pyramid scheme.	1.3938	0.04478	226	161	41	24
249	I'm super fragile cat-and-fish-with-extra-dog precocious.	1.3938	0.04985	193	140	30	23
250	Very cute, but I still need to see the ring.	1.3933	0.04662	178	121	44	13
251	And you said I couldn't get my act together!	1.3929	0.05275	168	121	28	19
252	OK, One more week and I'll be ready for a kid.	1.3925	0.04585	186	127	45	14
253	We need to talk to you about your drinking.	1.3923	0.04803	181	126	39	16
254	No. We don't roll over."	1.3920	0.04921	199	145	30	24
255	Please don't say, "roll over."	1.3920	0.04433	199	136	48	15
256	But we ALL need your attention, honey.	1.3920	0.04433	199	136	48	15
257	What do you mean, "Now sing for my supper"?	1.3915	0.04471	189	128	48	13
258	I was looking for my contacts. Then THIS happened.	1.3915	0.04398	212	147	47	18
259	Oh, so now you want to go out?	1.3902	0.04449	205	142	46	17
260	Well, you didn't want to have kids.	1.3901	0.05029	182	131	31	20
261	Anything left in that bottle?	1.3892	0.04794	203	147	33	23
262	We’re working on the dismount.	1.3883	0.04485	206	144	44	18
263	Now the wineglass on my head.	1.3876	0.04722	178	123	41	14
264	On the other hand, the monkey is off my back.	1.3874	0.04530	222	160	38	24
265	We want to go out.	1.3873	0.04461	204	142	45	17
266	Now, just add the hamster and you’ll have an idea of what it’s like to wear a bra and heels every day, Stan.	1.3869	0.04595	199	140	41	18
267	We really need to get someone's cable password.	1.3869	0.04484	199	138	45	16
268	Some pandemic era entertainment is here to stay.	1.3866	0.04564	194	135	43	16
269	Explain it again. How do pets reduce my stress?"	1.3866	0.04680	194	137	39	18
270	Now put the wine glass on my head and get the camera.	1.3858	0.04571	197	138	42	17
271	Do not ask me how the fish got up there	1.3850	0.04521	200	140	43	17
272	Don't just sit there, get the hamster cage!	1.3850	0.04052	226	154	57	15
273	Can you top this?	1.3850	0.04242	226	158	49	19
274	Well, it all started when I lost my contacts…	1.3846	0.04772	195	140	35	20
275	You were right!... Juggling everyone's needs IS harder than it looks!	1.3839	0.04247	211	145	51	15
276	Without the commute, I'm much more productive.	1.3838	0.04380	198	136	48	14
277	Can't we just watch a movie?	1.3838	0.04438	198	137	46	15
278	Now can I watch sports?	1.3835	0.04262	206	141	51	14
279	You still say our life ‘lacks balance’ ?”	1.3831	0.04217	201	136	53	12
280	You're the one that canceled all of our streaming services.	1.3829	0.04772	175	122	39	14
281	I still have a headache Richard.	1.3824	0.04870	170	119	37	14
282	Oh Ron, you're so predictable	1.3820	0.05102	178	130	28	20
283	Stop saying “food chain.” It removes the charm.	1.3812	0.04259	202	138	51	13
284	At least I finally got the monkey off my back!	1.3812	0.04593	202	144	39	19
285	The cable's been out since 7 PM; why do you ask?	1.3807	0.04750	176	123	39	14
286	Okay, we've officially bottomed-out entertaining ourselves at home during Covid.	1.3804	0.04793	184	131	36	17
287	I'm their support human	1.3801	0.04847	171	120	37	14
288	We solemnly promise never to forget Mother's Day again.	1.3799	0.04889	179	128	34	17
289	Your turn.	1.3797	0.04797	187	134	35	18
290	You win. Let’s have a kid.”	1.3787	0.04957	169	120	34	15
291	It's not what you think.	1.3778	0.04737	180	127	38	15
292	I found a new pet project.	1.3765	0.04877	162	113	37	12
293	Just to warn you, this next part gets a little weird.	1.3765	0.05032	162	115	33	14
294	I've looked for them everywhere, can you at least help?	1.3765	0.05107	162	116	31	15
295	In hindsight I don’t think our pet walker overcharged.	1.3763	0.04499	186	129	44	13
296	It was YOU who said we need more balance in our lives.	1.3757	0.04448	181	124	46	11
297	I'll go with "truth" this time.	1.3757	0.04378	181	123	48	10
298	This pose is like cat-cow, only more advanced	1.3756	0.04260	213	149	48	16
299	Any idea when the cable's coming back on?	1.3750	0.04274	192	131	50	11
300	It’s so hard to balance having pets with wanting to be free to come and go as we please.	1.3737	0.04237	190	129	51	10
301	Cirque du So Lame?	1.3735	0.05227	166	122	26	18
302	Darling – we want to talk about your drinking. The fish will start.	1.3731	0.04203	201	138	51	12
303	Yes,I know what hypnotic suggestion is. Why do you ask?	1.3730	0.04639	185	131	39	15
304	We'd love for you to join our act.	1.3729	0.04582	177	123	42	12
305	Then what exactly is your idea of heavy petting?	1.3729	0.05048	177	130	28	19
306	We were all wondering what's happening with dinner?	1.3725	0.04705	204	150	32	22
307	I miss the children.	1.3724	0.04335	196	136	47	13
308	I just feel like I’m supporting everything around here!	1.3724	0.04150	196	133	53	10
309	Okay, honey, climb on up there.	1.3716	0.05447	148	108	25	15
310	Now, keep your eye on the fish!	1.3716	0.04673	183	130	38	15
311	When I said four-play, that is not what I meant.	1.3716	0.04984	183	135	28	20
312	Next time, we're choosing "Truth".	1.3714	0.04892	175	126	33	16
313	It's my Charades impersonation of the Theory of Evolution".	1.3710	0.04743	186	134	35	17
314	The Doc swears this will cure lower back pain!	1.3709	0.05114	151	107	32	12
315	This is for you until the cable gets fixed.	1.3706	0.04557	170	117	43	10
316	And the parakeet is profoundly sorry as well.	1.3704	0.05172	162	118	28	16
317	Take the photo already, my knees hurt	1.3702	0.04482	208	150	39	19
318	Now you tell me that Letterman retired?	1.3700	0.04272	200	139	48	13
319	You still can’t come on the couch.	1.3697	0.05102	165	120	29	16
320	Despite her bland demeanor, Samantha privately harbored strong reservations about Ted’s theory of evolution.	1.3694	0.05291	157	115	26	16
321	I am impressed Harold, but you still have to do the dishes.	1.3687	0.04743	179	128	36	15
322	Please put your drink down. We are all begging you to make us dinner.	1.3687	0.04470	179	124	44	11
323	Well, here it is. This is what we do while you are at work all day.	1.3681	0.05375	144	104	27	13
324	This is not what I meant by a three way.	1.3675	0.04780	166	117	37	12
325	I feel like I've got to sneeze	1.3675	0.05004	166	120	31	15
326	I know. The fish makes no sense.	1.3671	0.05028	158	113	32	13
327	How are we going to break it to them that we have to go back to the office?	1.3669	0.04867	169	121	34	14
328	Honey, when are we getting fed?	1.3660	0.04355	194	136	45	13
329	Please don't say 'Walk the Dog' out-loud again.	1.3659	0.04818	164	116	36	12
330	I scratch your back, you scratch mine" got out of hand..	1.3659	0.05045	164	119	30	15
331	When you said you had a surprise,I was thinking jewelry.	1.3657	0.04883	175	127	32	16
332	Why does the responsibility of our pets always land on my back?	1.3652	0.04689	178	127	37	14
333	Can you see the shrimp on the goldfish’s back?”	1.3652	0.04756	178	128	35	15
334	Why? To be in a New Yorker cartoon, that’s why.	1.3651	0.04739	189	138	33	18
335	And you're sure you don't want to reactivate the Netflix account?	1.3646	0.04953	181	134	28	19
336	We were wondering about dinner.	1.3646	0.04633	181	129	38	14
337	Sometimes it feels like I’m the only one raising them.	1.3641	0.04337	195	137	45	13
338	You’re the only one who doesn’t have my back.	1.3636	0.04557	165	114	42	9
339	Prepare the hoop of fire, Linda.	1.3631	0.05358	157	117	23	17
340	You are one tough audience.	1.3624	0.04968	149	105	34	10
341	It’s a lot harder than it looks.	1.3624	0.04968	149	105	34	10
342	I apologize if I've ever asked you to get off my back.	1.3622	0.04319	196	138	45	13
343	They didn't want to be juggled.	1.3621	0.05031	174	129	27	18
344	Of course, the actual nested coffee table would look different.	1.3621	0.05225	174	132	21	21
345	Who else is gonna take the picture?	1.3614	0.05209	166	124	24	18
346	Get the parrot.	1.3611	0.04349	216	157	40	19
347	Hurry! Get the parakeet!	1.3608	0.05017	158	114	31	13
348	We all felt you needed an intervention.	1.3600	0.04941	150	106	34	10
349	Who knew we would all lose our contact lenses at the same time?	1.3590	0.05220	156	115	26	15
350	It's raining cats and dogs out there. I'm soaked.	1.3590	0.05060	156	113	30	13
351	Doesn't anything make you smile?	1.3581	0.05074	148	106	31	11
352	This is not the same as having all my ducks in a row, Larry.	1.3580	0.05226	162	121	24	17
353	I can't stand living like this."	1.3580	0.05047	176	132	25	19
354	I think you missed the point of our discussion about coming up with new tricks to set the mood for date night.	1.3578	0.04137	204	143	49	12
355	Do you want to be on the top or bottom?	1.3578	0.05759	109	77	25	7
356	Wait till you see us on the trampoline.	1.3576	0.04860	165	119	33	13
357	Speaking for us all, we need something to eat.	1.3575	0.04724	179	130	34	15
358	The rest was easy once I figured out where to put the gerbil.	1.3571	0.04546	196	143	36	17
359	Feeding time!	1.3567	0.04951	157	113	32	12
360	Bad news honey… I got caught in a pyramid scheme.	1.3564	0.04862	188	141	27	20
361	The vote was unanimous.	1.3562	0.04964	160	116	31	13
362	Don’t look at me; it was the fish’s idea.	1.3562	0.04931	146	103	34	9
363	The pets are growing on me.	1.3562	0.05476	146	109	22	15
364	For the last time: none of you are allowed on the couch.	1.3559	0.05022	177	133	25	19
365	I fell for a fishy pyramid scheme again!	1.3556	0.04768	180	132	32	16
366	Impressive, but I still want the divorce.	1.3556	0.05708	135	101	20	14
367	Do you mind scratching my nose?"	1.3551	0.04911	138	96	35	7
368	I really don't see how we could balance kids right now.	1.3550	0.04699	169	121	36	12
369	Don't ask me to roll over.	1.3548	0.05238	155	115	25	15
370	We won't win without a bird'	1.3544	0.05006	158	115	30	13
371	Ah! I see we finally got your attention.	1.3543	0.04514	175	124	40	11
372	Actually, there is no TikTok challenge, I just wanted ten lousy minutes to relax and enjoy a glass of wine for once...	1.3543	0.04864	175	129	30	16
373	Quick! I'm going to sneeze!	1.3537	0.05025	164	121	28	15
374	We want to propose marriage.	1.3529	0.04894	170	125	30	15
375	If I go back to working in the office, we'll never finish our routine.	1.3525	0.05092	139	99	31	9
376	And you thought I couldn't balance my day?	1.3516	0.04912	182	137	26	19
377	Now that you mention it, yes, treats for everyone sounds great.	1.3514	0.04970	148	106	32	10
378	Either im already drunk, or you guys want to tell me something	1.3511	0.05410	131	95	26	10
379	Can we please just buy a television?	1.3511	0.04091	188	130	50	8
380	Okay,now the wine glass	1.3509	0.04503	171	121	40	10
381	Aren’t you glad you married me instead of your law school boyfriend?	1.3509	0.04503	171	121	40	10
382	It's like I'm evolving.	1.3506	0.05255	154	115	24	15
383	Can you fetch our worm farm so I can finish this tableau?	1.3503	0.04938	157	114	31	12
384	We need you on top	1.3500	0.04791	160	115	34	11
385	Quick -- will you marry me and my guys?	1.3497	0.04398	163	113	43	7
386	Have you seen the parakeet?	1.3497	0.05086	143	103	30	10
387	Bravo. Can you refill my glass now ?	1.3495	0.04519	186	135	37	14
388	We might need help, one of us needs to pee.	1.3494	0.04824	166	121	32	13
389	You haven’t looked at me like this since our honeymoon	1.3493	0.04917	146	104	33	9
390	Who wants to get petted first?	1.3485	0.05156	132	94	30	8
391	Sometimes, I feel like you don’t even notice me anymore.	1.3484	0.04808	155	111	34	10
392	Please don't tell your husband about this.	1.3481	0.04994	158	116	29	13
393	If you enjoyed our performance, could we please be fed now?	1.3481	0.04671	181	133	33	15
394	You have your ways of relaxing, I have mine.	1.3478	0.05209	138	100	28	10
395	Now who has 'no ambition'?	1.3478	0.05002	138	98	32	8
396	Feed us.	1.3476	0.05232	164	125	21	18
397	Enough? Is THIS enough?	1.3473	0.04947	167	124	28	15
398	What? No, I don’t think we’ve gotten too used to staying in. What makes you say that?	1.3473	0.04647	167	120	36	11
399	Impressive honey, but I would leave it off the resume if I were you	1.3473	0.04568	167	119	38	10
400	We weren’t sure exactly where you might fit in here.	1.3469	0.04889	147	105	33	9
401	So you're gonna just stop parenting now that we're empty-nesters?	1.3466	0.04553	176	127	37	12
402	All this and your mother's still coming to visit?!	1.3464	0.04358	179	127	42	10
403	So you’ll stay?	1.3462	0.05276	156	118	22	16
404	Now that we have your attention, this is an intervention.	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
405	Are you finished with that glass?	1.3462	0.04953	156	114	30	12
406	This was your pet project during lockdown?	1.3455	0.04987	165	123	27	15
407	C'mon - it's not a pyramid scheme without you!	1.3454	0.04194	194	138	45	11
408	Now can I have a Martini?	1.3453	0.05471	139	104	22	13
409	What about your hobbies?	1.3452	0.04775	168	123	32	13
410	I'm pretty sure we can squeeze you in	1.3451	0.05198	142	104	27	11
411	Honey, you are blocking the TV.	1.3446	0.05226	148	110	25	13
412	I think I'm speaking for the four of us here.	1.3435	0.04939	131	92	33	6
413	Don't blame me. It was their idea.	1.3427	0.04510	178	129	37	12
414	The only thing I have been able to get off of my back is the monkey.	1.3427	0.05071	143	104	29	10
415	Now can I have a glass of wine?	1.3425	0.05362	146	110	22	14
416	'Would you be able to squeeze in under the dog?'	1.3425	0.05091	146	107	28	11
417	Now? Your iPhone died now?	1.3417	0.05487	120	87	25	8
418	I think you're right. There's no way a child would fit into out lifestyle.	1.3415	0.04772	164	120	32	12
419	Still no orgasm?	1.3415	0.04926	164	122	28	14
420	The males in your life…in descending order of importance.	1.3412	0.04873	170	127	28	15
421	They say life is a balancing act. So I just figured I'd try it out.	1.3410	0.04523	173	125	37	11
422	Don’t just sit there, help me think of a caption!	1.3410	0.04881	173	130	27	16
423	My mother was right about you.	1.3409	0.05139	132	95	29	8
424	What do you mean roll over?	1.3404	0.05016	141	102	30	9
425	Honey, would you scratch my nose.	1.3403	0.04944	144	104	31	9
426	They had me certified as their support animal.	1.3403	0.04844	144	103	33	8
427	Give the fish a sporting chance. Hold the glass a little nearer.	1.3401	0.04874	147	106	32	9
428	We can't grovel any harder than this.	1.3401	0.04778	147	105	34	8
429	Mother was right. You’re never satisfied.	1.3400	0.05167	150	112	25	13
430	You knew about the party tricks when you married me.	1.3399	0.04652	153	109	36	8
431	We need to talk about my work-life balance.	1.3395	0.04966	162	121	27	14
432	We have a pecking disorder	1.3395	0.04647	162	117	35	10
433	The difference is, I'm doing this out of love, whereas they're doing it for food.	1.3391	0.04575	174	127	35	12
434	I was thinking of calling it "Cirque de So What?"	1.3390	0.06044	118	90	16	12
435	Well, you asked me what i did today...	1.3381	0.04629	139	97	37	5
436	We're all hungry.	1.3381	0.05262	139	103	25	11
437	You have to stay. We beg you.	1.3380	0.04986	142	103	30	9
438	Is now an OK time to talk?	1.3380	0.05085	142	104	28	10
439	Do you still think I just sit around all day?	1.3379	0.05012	145	106	29	10
440	Maybe we should have had kids.	1.3375	0.04511	160	114	38	8
441	You said no pets on the couch, right?	1.3374	0.04541	163	117	37	9
442	I’ll feed you all in a moment	1.3371	0.04638	178	132	32	14
443	Is the hierarchy of needs more clear to you now, Marge?	1.3370	0.04530	184	136	34	14
444	Just taking Rex,Whitey,and Goldie for a walk… back in 10 minutes.	1.3361	0.05374	119	86	26	7
445	Heads or tails?	1.3361	0.05774	122	92	19	11
446	I'm starting to think our couples counselor likes you better.	1.3360	0.05558	125	93	22	10
447	Training the fish was easy, the dog reluctant, the cat just wanted 25%.	1.3359	0.05484	131	98	22	11
448	Downward dog has sure evolved.	1.3358	0.05396	134	100	23	11
449	Life's a balancing act, Claire.	1.3358	0.05311	137	102	24	11
450	I don't know how the fishbowl got there. The cat did it.	1.3357	0.05327	140	105	23	12
451	Your turn, honey.	1.3357	0.05339	143	108	22	13
452	I'll be SO glad when the cable gets fixed!!	1.3356	0.05436	146	112	19	15
453	Quick, get my phone, it’s the latest TikTok challenge!	1.3356	0.04887	146	106	31	9
454	Quick honey, grab the bird	1.3355	0.04692	155	112	34	9
455	Just guess already! I’m tired of this dumb charade.	1.3354	0.04718	158	115	33	10
456	Think Maslow’s hierarchy but not quite.	1.3354	0.04488	161	115	38	8
457	I'm tired of supporting these pets.	1.3353	0.04543	167	121	36	10
458	I call it the downward dog cat fish pose.	1.3353	0.04641	170	125	33	12
459	Relax, honey! The cable guy is on the way. In the meantime...	1.3353	0.04511	173	126	36	11
460	That's closer! Now balance a career, kids, and the weight of women before you who never had opportunities.	1.3351	0.04541	194	146	31	17
461	Where’s the hamster?	1.3333	0.04841	156	115	30	11
462	You're taking this pyramid scheme a little too far.	1.3333	0.05151	135	99	27	9
463	We really need to fix the TV.	1.3333	0.05074	138	101	28	9
464	I hope that’s the water from the fish bowl that’s leaking on me…	1.3333	0.04897	141	102	31	8
465	Book title, 3 words, go!	1.3333	0.05177	138	102	26	10
466	So, any pet peeves?	1.3333	0.04729	153	111	33	9
467	The older I get the riskier for the goldfish.	1.3333	0.04667	156	113	34	9
468	…and that is how the block chain works”	1.3333	0.04941	159	119	27	13
469	Goddammit, woman! Get Guinness on the phone!	1.3333	0.05025	144	106	28	10
470	No time to explain, get in the bowl	1.3333	0.04971	168	128	24	16
471	Do I still look like an unbalanced person to you?	1.3312	0.04792	154	113	31	10
472	Can we get a parakeet?	1.3311	0.04948	151	112	28	11
473	Everyone seems to be piling on. Anything you want to add?	1.3310	0.04969	142	104	29	9
474	Can I have some wine, now?	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
475	Bill, this is not what I meant when I said I needed a more supportive husband	1.3308	0.05517	133	101	20	12
476	It was the fish's idea.	1.3307	0.05707	127	97	18	12
477	It's like I'm the only one trying to keep this marriage alive.	1.3293	0.04824	164	123	28	13
478	I miss the monkey.	1.3292	0.04808	161	120	29	12
479	I promise you this is the last pyramid scheme I’ll sign up for	1.3290	0.05023	155	117	25	13
480	You've got to admire the cat's self-reestraint	1.3289	0.04830	152	112	30	10
481	Nemo was a bit reluctant at first but he came around.”	1.3288	0.04673	146	105	34	7
482	So this is what you do while I’m at work.	1.3287	0.05039	143	106	27	10
483	Please leave the parakeet out of this.	1.3286	0.04803	140	101	32	7
484	Think ya can help me here, Sweetheart? I forgot to feed the goldfish.	1.3285	0.05087	137	101	27	9
485	Could you answer the phone?	1.3285	0.05087	137	101	27	9
486	Took us a while to train the gold fish …	1.3285	0.05192	137	102	25	10
487	You’ll not want to cross us, Margo. We have formed an alliance.	1.3285	0.05192	137	102	25	10
488	I liked it better when they just humped my leg.	1.3284	0.05482	134	102	20	12
489	Really Harold, I know how much you carry on your back.	1.3284	0.04943	134	97	30	7
490	C'mon Linda, why do I have to be the bottom tonight?	1.3284	0.05482	134	102	20	12
491	That is not what I meant by a balanced life!!	1.3280	0.05539	125	94	21	10
492	I keep telling you, I don’t have a monkey on my back.	1.3279	0.05390	122	90	24	8
493	It’s all about balance these days.	1.3277	0.04936	119	84	31	4
494	I don’t know…I was just looking for my contact lens.	1.3268	0.05065	153	116	24	13
495	Hamster?... Claire, why is nothing ever good enough for you?	1.3268	0.05149	153	117	22	14
496	Ummm, that's a nice effort, but my answer is still no. .	1.3268	0.04527	153	110	36	7
497	Do I have your attention now?	1.3267	0.04386	150	106	39	5
498	I added the fish after you ignored my last cry for attention.	1.3265	0.05031	147	110	26	11
499	Who's a good boy NOW	1.3264	0.05009	144	107	27	10
500	We're begging to be fed.	1.3264	0.04911	144	106	29	9
501	i like to think of it as domestic evolution	1.3264	0.05105	144	108	25	11
502	If Cleo eats Goldie, you're sleeping with Max!	1.3262	0.05181	141	106	24	11
503	I, too, am impressed by the fish.	1.3262	0.05181	141	106	24	11
504	Remarkable what we can accomplish when working from home.	1.3261	0.05056	138	102	27	9
505	not really what I meant when I said pyramid scheme	1.3259	0.05024	135	99	28	8
506	Lift your tails a bit higher, and STOP! Perfect picture. Now stay!	1.3254	0.04485	169	124	35	10
507	Aren't you going to ask me how the fish got up there?	1.3253	0.04774	166	125	28	13
508	I get it. We're out of pet food and beer.	1.3253	0.04697	166	124	30	12
509	I know we talked about balancing the household responsibilities more, but this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.	1.3253	0.04539	166	122	34	10
510	Well the pet store said "All Must Go".	1.3250	0.05571	120	90	21	9
511	I get it. You all want attention.	1.3246	0.05910	114	87	17	10
512	Now get the fish to bark.	1.3245	0.05021	151	114	25	12
513	Are we ready for Le Cirque du Soleil?	1.3245	0.04656	151	110	33	8
514	OK, here's your riddle: What has 12 legs, 3 tails, a dorsal fin, and he promises that he won't forget to put the toilet seat down again?	1.3243	0.05002	148	111	26	11
515	Does it count as four push-ups?	1.3243	0.04718	148	108	32	8
516	just do what they want.	1.3241	0.05074	145	109	25	11
517	Cute, but I still want Netflix	1.3241	0.04783	145	106	31	8
518	A little much for the third date?	1.3241	0.04882	145	107	29	9
519	How was your day?	1.3239	0.04746	142	103	32	7
520	The whole family is trying to cheer you up!	1.3235	0.04540	170	126	33	11
521	Honey, there's something I really need to get off my chest.	1.3231	0.05262	130	97	24	9
522	All my pets in descending order of required maintenance.	1.3230	0.04953	161	123	24	14
523	Would you like to hear about my latest pet project?	1.3226	0.04924	155	117	26	12
524	Sure I’ve got a lot going on but I’ve been balancing things well”	1.3226	0.04571	155	113	34	8
525	What does it look like I'm doing?	1.3223	0.05532	121	91	21	9
526	Try to imagine a ladybug standing on one leg on the rim of the fishbowl.	1.3219	0.05137	146	111	23	12
527	It's the only way to keep the dog from chasing after the cat and the cat from eating the goldfish.	1.3219	0.04854	146	108	29	9
528	They say that on our next trip , they are not going to be left behind!	1.3219	0.05044	146	110	25	11
529	Have you seen the pets?	1.3219	0.04755	146	107	31	8
530	Well, you did say I needed more balance in my life."	1.3217	0.05599	115	86	21	8
531	No matter what I do, I still feel like an underdog	1.3217	0.05733	115	87	19	9
532	You didn't open the '57 Lafite, did you?	1.3217	0.05022	143	107	26	10
533	Entertaining but can we just fix the tv	1.3206	0.05227	131	98	24	9
534	The pets are getting harder to support.	1.3205	0.04636	156	115	32	9
535	Maybe we should adjust the balance of responsibilities	1.3200	0.05400	125	94	22	9
536	Please guess, I can't keep up this charade much longer.	1.3197	0.05240	122	90	25	7
537	As the nominated spokesperson, we would like to humbly ask for your hand in marriage.	1.3193	0.06078	119	94	12	13
538	I think I fell for their pyramid scheme again...	1.3193	0.05328	119	88	24	7
539	Gesture? I thought you said you wanted a cute jester.	1.3185	0.05004	135	100	27	8
540	I'm not falling for your pyramid scheme this time.	1.3185	0.04870	157	119	26	12
541	We really need the pandemic to end	1.3185	0.04785	157	118	28	11
542	Marge, will you marry us?	1.3182	0.05081	132	98	26	8
543	I fell for their pyramid scheme.	1.3179	0.04639	151	111	32	8
544	The goat yoga class was fully booked.	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
545	Well, you said "perform".	1.3178	0.05390	129	98	21	10
546	I lost the horse.	1.3176	0.04602	148	108	33	7
547	So, this isn't the trick to a good marriage either?	1.3175	0.05363	126	95	22	9
548	We’re hungry.	1.3172	0.04864	145	108	28	9
549	You probably can’t see it but there’s a gnat above the fish bowl.	1.3171	0.05330	123	92	23	8
550	Great. Now try it with the fish on the bottom.	1.3169	0.04934	142	106	27	9
551	Dinner, party of four?	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
552	I’m going to need another cocktail.	1.3167	0.05156	120	88	26	6
553	I've got what?	1.3167	0.05549	120	91	20	9
554	We should have never canceled Netflix.	1.3165	0.04901	139	103	28	8
555	Where did you put the chainsaw, our best china and my unicycle?	1.3165	0.05309	139	107	20	12
556	We're really sorry. We didn't mean it. Please fix our dinners now.	1.3162	0.05187	136	103	23	10
557	The trainer said we need to make them feel supported.	1.3162	0.04973	136	101	27	8
558	I couldn't find the mouse. Do you think anyone will notice?	1.3158	0.05185	114	83	26	5
559	Maybe if we add flames?	1.3154	0.05241	130	98	23	9
560	I told you they’re my support animals.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
561	We haven't even tried our dismount yet!	1.3148	0.05527	108	80	22	6
562	Okay, what happens next in your fantasy?	1.3147	0.04803	143	106	29	8
563	You're the one who said I should develop a hobby	1.3147	0.05004	143	108	25	10
564	Until we can afford Cirque du Soleil, it's going to be Cirque du living room.	1.3145	0.05535	124	95	19	10
565	Is there a monkey on my back?	1.3145	0.05039	124	91	27	6
566	Alicia ponders her work/life balance. Was the goldfish just too much?	1.3145	0.05293	124	93	23	8
567	Are those glasses new?	1.3145	0.05416	124	94	21	9
568	The bird is not cooperating	1.3145	0.04474	159	117	34	8
569	And that's how the fish got fleas.	1.3143	0.06248	105	82	13	10
570	On behalf of Bandit, Mr. Snickers, Bubbles, and myself, “Grey’s Anatomy” is a brilliant, in no way stupid show, and any offhand remark suggesting otherwise was made in both haste and error.	1.3143	0.05373	140	109	18	13
571	What do you mean 'vaudeville' is dead?	1.3143	0.04543	140	101	34	5
572	Charades: 'Evolution.'	1.3140	0.05253	121	90	24	7
573	Don’t ask how the fish got up there !	1.3139	0.04942	137	102	27	8
574	Good boys. Now fetch me another glass of wine.	1.3139	0.05155	137	104	23	10
575	Can I help it if they were bored?	1.3139	0.05458	137	107	17	13
576	It was the goldfishes’ idea.	1.3136	0.05734	118	91	17	10
577	We are ready for America’s Got Talent!”	1.3133	0.04928	150	114	25	11
578	It's strange you would ask...	1.3130	0.04997	115	83	28	4
579	It’s true—we’re all your pets.	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
580	The Cat in the Hat has nothing on me!	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
581	You should try it in heels.	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
582	Finding work-life balance as a veterinarian isn't easy as it looks.	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
583	Now balance the checkbook!	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
584	That's not what it means when they say "work-life balance".	1.3125	0.05173	128	96	24	8
585	This is a bipartisan coalition looking into dinner.	1.3125	0.05406	128	98	20	10
586	It was buy one get two free at Petsmart,	1.3125	0.05518	128	99	18	11
587	The guy at the circus told us to stick to our day jobs	1.3120	0.04875	125	91	29	5
588	What makes you think you’re going to be the woman to finally domesticate me?”	1.3117	0.05254	154	122	16	16
589	For the finale, we reverse it.	1.3116	0.05520	138	109	15	14
590	Don’t spill your drink on the couch!	1.3116	0.04911	138	103	27	8
591	Obviously, when I said "get off my back," I wasn't speaking to you.	1.3115	0.05344	122	92	22	8
592	Let me guess,you all want dinner?	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
593	You’re gonna need two hands to Jenga the dog.	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
594	Don't get up. I'll see who's at the door.	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
595	Nice try honey, buy my balancing act as a full time working mom is still much harder.	1.3113	0.04809	151	114	27	10
596	I think I’m getting too old for heavy petting.	1.3111	0.04757	135	99	30	6
597	We need to act out one of my fantasies next.	1.3111	0.04872	135	100	28	7
598	Four more agents turned us down today.	1.3111	0.04394	135	96	36	3
599	I know what it looks like, but it's not just another pyramid scheme.	1.3110	0.04704	164	125	27	12
600	Are you doing “the whole thing” or is this “sounds like”?	1.3109	0.05303	119	89	23	7
601	I think I'm about to sneeze.	1.3107	0.06019	103	79	16	8
602	When will the TV be fixed?	1.3106	0.05173	132	100	23	9
603	Isn’t this what they mean by ‘pyramid scheme?’	1.3106	0.05173	132	100	23	9
604	Now I see what you mean about Parenting being a balancing act.	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
605	See, I'm not useless	1.3101	0.04897	129	95	28	6
606	Switch places?	1.3099	0.05306	142	111	18	13
607	See? I can balance responsibilities.	1.3097	0.05772	113	87	17	9
608	Yes, as a matter of fact, I am fishing for a compliment.	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
609	Wow, the things we learned to do during lockdown	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
610	We're thinking of adding a horse to the act.	1.3095	0.04464	168	126	32	10
611	Honey, I swear it's not a pyramid scheme.	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
612	Is this another one of your pyramid schemes?	1.3094	0.05191	139	107	21	11
613	Aren't you at all curious as to how the goldfish bowl got on my back?"	1.3094	0.04773	139	103	29	7
614	Have you seen the Twister mat anywhere?	1.3093	0.06106	97	74	16	7
615	You think this is easy? The goldfish is bipolar, the cat doesn't speak a word of English, and the dog has to go real bad right now!	1.3092	0.04689	152	114	29	9
616	Have you seen the Iguana?	1.3092	0.04689	152	114	29	9
617	Now do you see why we need a bird?	1.3089	0.05552	123	95	18	10
618	Your going to have to put your drink down for this next bit !	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
619	I know you are tired, but Please feed us	1.3088	0.05374	136	106	18	12
620	The wine glass goes on my nose, and you do your headstand on the fishbowl, and then we go right into the national anthem."	1.3084	0.05698	107	81	19	7
621	At least I don’t sit around drinking all day!	1.3083	0.05650	120	93	17	10
622	Remind me why we cancelled Netflix?	1.3083	0.05265	120	90	23	7
623	Will you kindly take your feet off the couch!	1.3082	0.04514	146	107	33	6
624	Very funny...now help me find my contact lens	1.3082	0.04717	159	121	27	11
625	You're the one who didn't want kids.	1.3077	0.05479	104	77	22	5
626	The goldfish? No one knows how he got there...	1.3077	0.05647	104	78	20	6
627	And that's how it feels for me	1.3077	0.04679	143	106	30	7
628	Impressive. But technically, the fish is not on all fours.	1.3077	0.04925	117	85	28	4
629	Thank God we never got the pet elephant you wanted	1.3077	0.04885	143	108	26	9
630	If only you could do that with the checkbook.	1.3071	0.05421	127	98	19	10
631	Wanna see a trick?	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
632	Get the canary.	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
633	Honey, have you seen any of the animals today?	1.3071	0.05647	127	100	15	12
634	Please just take the photo for my followers.	1.3070	0.05004	114	83	27	4
635	There's also a gnat on the fish.	1.3070	0.05727	114	88	17	9
636	This is why I can't go back to the office.	1.3066	0.05238	137	106	20	11
637	Obviously my efforts at work-life balance don't impress you.	1.3066	0.05029	137	104	24	9
638	I signed us up for the community talent contest.	1.3063	0.05399	111	83	22	6
639	First time living in a studio apartment?	1.3061	0.04980	147	113	23	11
640	WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?	1.3061	0.05073	147	114	21	12
641	Alison realizes her veterinarian husband still doesn’t understand what she means by “maintain proper work/life balance.”	1.3060	0.05528	134	106	15	13
642	We went viral when the cat ate the canary.	1.3060	0.05321	134	104	19	11
643	They're wondering if you could put your drink on my head?	1.3058	0.05358	121	92	21	8
644	Just trying downward dog-cat-fish	1.3056	0.04955	144	110	24	10
645	Can you go get the horse?	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
646	We're trying to find some balance in our lives.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
647	I don't think pet peeves means what you think it means.	1.3053	0.06362	95	74	13	8
648	We can’t find the remote.	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
649	Could you take the fish off the cat's back...the turtle wants a ride.	1.3051	0.04740	118	85	30	3
650	The parrot said, 'no way!'	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
651	Pretty please... with a fishbowl on top?	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
652	I can’t find the baby. 👶🏼	1.3051	0.05582	118	91	18	9
653	We want a divorce.	1.3048	0.05600	105	79	20	6
654	We established a hierarchy. You’re on the bottom.	1.3047	0.05497	128	100	17	11
655	We are wondering what time is dinner	1.3047	0.05029	128	96	25	7
656	Are you not amused?	1.3043	0.04781	138	103	28	7
657	Now do you better understand evolution.	1.3043	0.04437	138	100	34	4
658	Okay, I admit it was a mistake to cancel ALL our streaming services.	1.3043	0.04890	138	104	26	8
659	What do you mean you can't find your phone?	1.3040	0.05355	125	96	20	9
660	If I am drunk could I do this?	1.3040	0.05233	125	95	22	8
661	Now, just clap your hands.	1.3039	0.05877	102	78	17	7
662	The cat did eat the other goldfish during our practice runs this morning.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
663	Our twelve lives are in order.	1.3037	0.05073	135	103	23	9
664	Finally Bob realized that nothing could distract Marge from watching the Johnny Depp trial.	1.3036	0.05505	112	85	20	7
665	Quarantine is over Joe…	1.3033	0.05569	122	95	17	10
666	No, I can't answer the phone.	1.3032	0.04876	155	120	23	12
667	I don’t care. I am not making turducken.	1.3032	0.04961	155	121	21	13
668	Our turtle? He’s still on the way.	1.3030	0.05998	99	76	16	7
669	They begged me to.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
670	You know what? I was wrong about us needing to cut back on the television.	1.3030	0.05371	132	103	18	11
671	Let's just pay the increased Netflix rate.	1.3030	0.05151	132	101	22	9
672	A baby? You've got to be kidding.	1.3028	0.05453	109	82	21	6
673	I lied, I don’t have Netflix	1.3028	0.05132	109	80	25	4
674	Dear, you're scaring the goldfish.	1.3025	0.05277	119	90	22	7
675	The bird has flown?!	1.3022	0.05070	139	107	22	10
676	Said the fish in the pot To the Mom on the cot I do not like this trick at all A cat, a dog, a Dad on a crawl	1.3020	0.04637	149	112	29	8
677	A first date to remember, am I right?	1.3019	0.05714	106	81	18	7
678	We need to talk.	1.3017	0.05772	116	91	15	10
679	Would you like to get in the act?	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
680	I wouldn't call it "horsing around"	1.3016	0.05665	126	100	14	12
681	Doing the ‘goldfish’ is my new yoga adaptation	1.3016	0.04817	126	93	28	5
682	This is not going to end well.	1.3015	0.04588	136	100	31	5
683	Honestly, I was only getting set to propose.	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
684	Aren't you at least impressed with the goldfish?	1.3009	0.05166	113	84	24	5
685	Darwin , shmarwin ! It's just a balancing act.	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
686	I know where I stand. It’s how that’s confusing.	1.3008	0.05529	123	96	17	10
687	You’re right, we should get a parrot	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
688	Honey,now you get on top.	1.3007	0.04552	143	106	31	6
689	As you can see, I am more than capable of balancing our checkbook.	1.3000	0.05311	130	101	19	10
690	Hey, my eyes are down here!	1.3000	0.05104	120	90	24	6
691	You're next!	1.3000	0.04841	130	97	27	6
692	How am I doing with the home part of the work/home balance?	1.3000	0.04841	130	97	27	6
693	Are you going to play or not?	1.3000	0.05500	120	93	18	9
694	We call it … Evolution!	1.3000	0.05563	110	84	19	7
695	We're ready for a child.	1.3000	0.04841	130	97	27	6
696	Feed us? Please?	1.3000	0.05038	140	108	22	10
697	Okay, I'll say it. You were right. I shouldn't have canceled our Apple TV subscription.	1.2992	0.05281	127	98	20	9
698	Now, may I have a drink?	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
699	If I move it will rain cats and dogs.	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
700	It's ok. I like being the underdogcatfish.	1.2992	0.05513	127	100	16	11
701	Objects Of Decreasing Desire	1.2991	0.05598	117	91	17	9
702	This maneuver is what got me the promotion at PetSmart.”	1.2991	0.05044	117	87	25	5
703	Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
704	Can we discuss that no-pets-on-the-sofa rule?	1.2987	0.04619	154	117	28	9
705	Now, can I have my glass of wine, please?	1.2986	0.04525	144	107	31	6
706	C'mon--it's like we're reenacting "The Cat in the Hat!	1.2986	0.05033	144	112	21	11
707	They saw a mouse!	1.2985	0.05084	134	103	22	9
708	And you said I never brought you tiers of joy.	1.2985	0.05193	134	104	20	10
709	Why do I always have to kneel for treats when the pets get to stand?	1.2985	0.05193	134	104	20	10
710	They insisted I join.	1.2985	0.04741	134	100	28	6
711	I think our relationship lacks balance.	1.2984	0.04719	124	91	29	4
712	The fish spilled water on the cat. The cat peed on the dog. The dog is scratching my back and I am the man.	1.2984	0.05245	124	95	21	8
713	So can I have that drink now?	1.2981	0.05937	104	81	15	8
714	No, I don't think we should get a St. Bernard.	1.2980	0.04486	151	113	31	7
715	Well, I finally got the monkey off my back”.	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
716	I took your advice and I am trying to achieve balance in my life.	1.2979	0.04694	141	106	28	7
717	Top or bottom? Your choice.	1.2979	0.05007	141	109	22	10
718	Okay, now hop on top.	1.2977	0.05048	131	100	23	8
719	We all want you to stop drinking	1.2977	0.05048	131	100	23	8
720	Have you seen the snake?	1.2975	0.05585	121	95	16	10
721	OK,get on.	1.2975	0.05585	121	95	16	10
722	We really need to get cable again.	1.2970	0.05367	101	75	22	4
723	OK Now what?	1.2969	0.05005	128	97	24	7
724	What does it take to get through to you?	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
725	Cirque du Foyer	1.2969	0.04880	128	96	26	6
726	I swear, it's not what it looks like.	1.2966	0.05289	118	90	21	7
727	I hope you can see that I am building trust in the family!	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
728	This is what happens when you cancel your streaming subscriptions...	1.2966	0.05289	118	90	21	7
729	The cat was the hardest	1.2966	0.04603	145	109	29	7
730	It started with the fish swallowing a fly.	1.2963	0.05265	135	106	18	11
731	If you’re not going to join us, at least take the picture.	1.2963	0.05265	135	106	18	11
732	It's a new kind of pyramid scheme...	1.2963	0.04711	135	101	28	6
733	Who are you going to feed first?	1.2963	0.04711	135	101	28	6
734	Balance your wine glass on top of the fishbowl and we'll leave you alone.	1.2960	0.05083	125	95	23	7
735	I think this proves expiration dates on glue mean nothing.	1.2960	0.05451	125	98	17	10
736	You're sure this will fix my scoliosis?	1.2957	0.04779	115	84	28	3
737	Ac-hoo	1.2957	0.05520	115	89	18	8
738	You're a hard woman to please!!!	1.2957	0.05657	115	90	16	9
739	Yes,it may look funny, but we're able to use the carpool lane.	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
740	Can you FaceTime your sister? I want to show her something.	1.2955	0.04778	132	99	27	6
741	I invented a new yoga pose! It’s called cat dog fish cow.	1.2955	0.05014	132	101	23	8
742	It's cute, but Letterman isn't on anymore.	1.2953	0.04809	149	115	24	10
743	The donkey called out sick.	1.2952	0.05567	105	80	19	6
744	Get under me	1.2951	0.05294	122	94	20	8
745	It’s been a while since we did some heavy petting…	1.2946	0.05016	112	83	25	4
746	I said more FOREPLAY not FLOORPLAY	1.2941	0.05250	119	91	21	7
747	Just a smile would be great	1.2937	0.04637	143	108	28	7
748	Nice trick, but you all are still in trouble for what you did to the bird.	1.2937	0.04921	126	95	25	6
749	Watch! I roll left, bowser rolls right and misty lands on her feet without spilling a drop!	1.2936	0.05099	109	81	24	4
750	See, I told you that we didn't need cable tv.	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
751	You bring balance to our lives.	1.2935	0.06093	92	71	15	6
752	Cheerleading tryouts are tomorrow.	1.2933	0.04781	150	116	24	10
753	The key to a successful pyramid scheme is a diversity of participants.	1.2933	0.04590	150	114	28	8
754	So… in your dating profile, you did say that you were looking for a steady guy who would be comfortable around your pets… but… umm…	1.2932	0.05313	133	105	17	11
755	Drink up. I need the worm from your tequila.	1.2932	0.05094	133	103	21	9
756	It’s been impossible to impress you since we saw to Cirque du Soleil	1.2932	0.04981	133	102	23	8
757	I can't find them anywhere.	1.2931	0.05340	116	89	20	7
758	Are you certain this is foreplay?	1.2931	0.05613	116	91	16	9
759	Want to join our support group?	1.2929	0.06300	99	79	11	9
760	Hey, I’m just horsing around	1.2929	0.05964	99	77	15	7
761	Turns out there’s a pecking order.	1.2929	0.04476	140	104	31	5
762	Let's have children.	1.2929	0.04808	140	107	25	8
763	„I swear I was just looking for the remote and then this suddenly happened.“	1.2929	0.04700	140	106	27	7
764	Now the goldfish needs you to scratch its back.	1.2927	0.05382	123	96	18	9
765	This isn’t as easy as it looks.	1.2927	0.06132	82	62	16	4
766	You said you wanted me to be more supportive of our family.	1.2923	0.04690	130	97	28	5
767	And then they beamed us aboard their spaceship.	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
768	There’s no way we’re getting a mouse, guys	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
769	Kowtow Bow-wow Meow Minnow	1.2922	0.05040	154	123	17	14
770	I get the feeling that everything is stacked against me…	1.2920	0.05433	113	87	19	7
771	I felt the need for more balance in my life.	1.2920	0.04978	113	84	25	4
772	That new hairdo is scaring the hell out of them.	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
773	May we have your attention now?	1.2920	0.04877	137	105	24	8
774	Will you feed us?	1.2920	0.04652	137	103	28	6
775	So, the cable is still out.	1.2917	0.05013	144	113	20	11
776	Would you PLEASE get the doorbell?	1.2917	0.05212	120	92	21	7
777	This game of charades is getting out of hand.	1.2917	0.06268	96	76	12	8
778	Would you like it here or there? would you like it anywhere? Not tonight Sam, I have a headache.	1.2917	0.05724	120	96	13	11
779	E-I-E-I-O	1.2917	0.06268	96	76	12	8
780	His online profile didn’t lie,” she thought, “he is really good at balancing his responsibilities.	1.2913	0.05013	127	97	23	7
781	You convinced me... we'll get a new TV set	1.2913	0.05374	127	100	17	10
782	This looked like more fun on TikTok	1.2913	0.05955	103	81	14	8
783	Don’t blame me. It was the fish’s idea.	1.2913	0.05793	103	80	16	7
784	Have these animals been fed lately?	1.2910	0.05171	134	105	19	10
785	What do you mean I’m the weakest link?	1.2910	0.04949	134	103	23	8
786	I’m improvising. The goats ran away.	1.2910	0.05171	134	105	19	10
787	I dunno, seems like a pyramid scheme to me.	1.2910	0.05061	134	104	21	9
788	I am reconsidering having kids.	1.2909	0.05059	110	82	24	4
789	Looks and sounds good enough for Bremen, Ohio.	1.2909	0.05681	110	86	16	8
790	You need us, so feed us.”	1.2909	0.05379	110	84	20	6
791	Variety show or TikTok video?	1.2903	0.05343	124	97	18	9
792	I think they're onto me."	1.2903	0.04962	124	94	24	6
793	We all sorry we forgot your birthday!	1.2903	0.04962	124	94	24	6
794	The fish wanted to go for a walk.	1.2901	0.04905	131	100	24	7
795	They told to pose like this but I have no idea why. Something about a caption for a cartoon.	1.2900	0.06079	100	79	13	8
796	Oh, you meant a different kind of playfulness.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
797	What did you expect when you married a guy named Noah Zark?	1.2897	0.05635	107	83	17	7
798	I'm done, Louise. Time to sign up for cable.	1.2895	0.05534	114	89	17	8
799	How long have you been sitting there?	1.2895	0.05534	114	89	17	8
800	No time to explain, darling, get on the fish.	1.2895	0.05534	114	89	17	8
801	And how was your day?	1.2893	0.05174	121	93	21	7
802	Now THIS is a balancing act!	1.2893	0.05306	121	94	19	8
803	We want you to stop drinking.	1.2889	0.04444	135	100	31	4
804	FEED US DAMMIT	1.2887	0.04955	142	111	21	10
805	They said I was too old to quit my job and become a pet sitter.	1.2886	0.04395	149	112	31	6
806	You really need to read '101 Things To Do During COVID'.	1.2885	0.05409	104	79	20	5
807	I miss cable.	1.2883	0.05779	111	88	14	9
808	Thank God our pet pig ran away	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
809	I don't know how much longer we can handle the lockdown.	1.2883	0.05181	111	84	22	5
810	Anything not to talk about your feelings.	1.2881	0.04977	118	89	24	5
811	OK, I'll admit we're all domesticated. Now give us a treat!	1.2880	0.04795	125	94	26	5
812	Can you please feed us dinner?	1.2880	0.05057	125	96	22	7
813	Unfortunately the Ed Sullivan Show isn't on anymore.	1.2880	0.05057	125	96	22	7
814	Permission to move up the food chain.	1.2878	0.04923	139	108	22	9
815	I think Bubbles got me involved with a pyramid scheme	1.2878	0.05028	139	109	20	10
816	Excellent! You've stacked yourselves in order of importance to me.	1.2877	0.04555	146	111	28	7
817	I call it, ‘The Descent of Man.’	1.2872	0.06167	94	74	13	7
818	None of us appreciate your team building exercises.	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
819	You think your dad will finally be impressed?	1.2870	0.05350	115	89	19	7
820	Why am I at the bottom of the petting order?	1.2870	0.05491	115	90	17	8
821	Take a picture…take a picture now!	1.2869	0.05640	122	98	13	11
822	It's time that the vet and my chiropractor talk.	1.2869	0.04429	122	89	31	2
823	Can we have a treat now?!	1.2869	0.05004	122	93	23	6
824	Bill I’m still going to file for the divorce	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
825	Honey when I said walk the dog, I meant JUST the dog	1.2868	0.05067	129	100	21	8
826	I know this isn’t the most ideal first date, but I promised them some playtime beforehand	1.2868	0.05067	129	100	21	8
827	May I get you anything else?	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
828	I'm trying to achieve better work-life balance.	1.2857	0.04893	126	96	24	6
829	You were the one who wanted to try something new.	1.2857	0.04982	112	84	24	4
830	What do you mean you don't know where your phone is!?	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
831	Add the baby.	1.2857	0.05182	133	105	18	10
832	NOW you want a refill?	1.2857	0.05356	119	93	18	8
833	What do you mean the fish isn't on all fours?	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
834	So its a book and a film, 3 words?	1.2857	0.04762	126	95	26	5
835	. The old dog wants to quit. He's claiming this is a new trick	1.2857	0.04818	112	83	26	3
836	Now may we have our treat?	1.2857	0.05021	126	97	22	7
837	No, I don’t think you can add that to your resume.	1.2857	0.04762	126	95	26	5
838	Pyramid of Eejit	1.2857	0.05733	112	89	14	9
839	If you don’t get the word I’m never playing again.	1.2848	0.04826	151	119	21	11
840	Okay, who’s your favourite?	1.2847	0.04854	137	106	23	8
841	Are you not entertained?	1.2846	0.04790	130	99	25	6
842	Good boy. Now roll over.	1.2846	0.05264	130	103	17	10
843	Don't just sit there, DO SOMETHING!	1.2846	0.05149	130	102	19	9
844	And now you want an ice cube in your wine?	1.2846	0.04790	130	99	25	6
845	Now can you see the fish?	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
846	Simon says what?!!	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
847	Goldfish can’t do the Downward Dog.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
848	Starving for attention, I suppose.	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
849	So, you've won over my pets!	1.2841	0.06455	88	70	11	7
850	Now do a trick? What do you call this?	1.2836	0.05037	134	105	20	9
851	Yes, Mistress. Thank you, Mistress.	1.2836	0.04809	134	103	24	7
852	You're not amused by my animal husbandry?	1.2835	0.05111	127	99	20	8
853	Is this work-life balance?	1.2835	0.04987	127	98	22	7
854	Now can I please have the remote?	1.2833	0.05183	120	93	20	7
855	Now all we need for our act is a pony.	1.2833	0.04611	120	89	28	3
856	I’m sorry, Fred. I’m still not calling you by a pet name.	1.2832	0.05402	113	88	18	7
857	You could do this, too, if you'd stop drinking.	1.2832	0.05402	113	88	18	7
858	Have you seen a little mouse running around here anywhere?	1.2832	0.04944	113	85	24	4
859	See honey, I can still be spontaneous!	1.2832	0.05402	113	88	18	7
860	Now, how can you say I'm not a well-balanced guy?	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
861	...and that's reason #8 why we desperately need a box turtle.	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
862	I get it, I'm not high on your list of priorities.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
863	None of us could find the ring.	1.2828	0.05750	99	77	16	6
864	Just a few meetings, the usual. How was yours?	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
865	Okay honey, I promise I’ll get the TV fixed tomorrow.	1.2826	0.04823	138	107	23	8
866	Yes, this is close to what it feels like managing work, home and wfh!	1.2824	0.04880	131	101	23	7
867	C'mon,you're the missing link!	1.2823	0.04799	124	94	25	5
868	And you want to add a kid on top of that?	1.2823	0.05192	124	97	19	8
869	Do you still think we’ve lost our sense of adventure?	1.2821	0.05270	117	91	19	7
870	Now can we have sex?	1.2821	0.05408	117	92	17	8
871	We call this upward fish.	1.2821	0.05408	117	92	17	8
872	We're looking for the elephant in the room.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
873	Okay, honey, you have our full attention.	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
874	Why yes, I suppose having you between me and the dog makes more sense than on top of the fish.	1.2818	0.05649	110	87	15	8
875	The cat said you’d be pleased.	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
876	I’m sick of being treated like I’m at the bottom of the food chain around here!	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
877	It's a bit early for wine.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
878	But can a baby do this?	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
879	Now levitate.	1.2816	0.05758	103	81	15	7
880	No, dear - we can't turn around three times fast.	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
881	join me in pet jenga?	1.2816	0.05758	103	81	15	7
882	Chain of command	1.2816	0.05758	103	81	15	7
883	A dog, a cat and a goldfish ride into a living room...Wait! Is that my last Lafitte Rothschild?	1.2815	0.05221	135	108	16	11
884	We get bored when you're at work.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
885	We want the Sofa !!	1.2812	0.05868	96	75	15	6
886	But you said we needed to work on the balance in our relationship.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
887	You know the rules, baby: No feet on the couch.	1.2810	0.04770	153	121	21	11
888	I'm glad we didn't get that pet pony!	1.2810	0.04579	121	90	28	3
889	Remind me when the cable guy's coming again?	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
890	We’ve decided, your next pet has to be a bird.	1.2807	0.05643	114	91	14	9
891	Yes, I know, your Dad had a Doberman, a Panther and a Shark.	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
892	It's easy -- knock that back, then get between the dog and cat.	1.2807	0.05361	114	89	18	7
893	To think I was worried that your cat wouldn’t fit in.	1.2804	0.05602	107	84	16	7
894	Wait, what do you mean 'try switching places with the fish'?	1.2803	0.04965	132	103	21	8
895	but your ad said you wanted someone who was pet friendly and lived a balanced lifestyle	1.2803	0.04726	132	101	25	6
896	Have you seen my spider?	1.2803	0.05080	132	104	19	9
897	You told me to be a more supportive husband!	1.2803	0.05080	132	104	19	9
898	It seems I'm just the delta male in the family.	1.2800	0.05156	125	98	19	8
899	We learned this after watching a few TikToks.	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
900	This is not just an act.	1.2800	0.05700	100	78	16	6
901	What do you mean you’re too busy to take our picture?	1.2800	0.05874	100	79	14	7
902	Maybe we should extend our screen-time hours.	1.2797	0.04801	143	112	22	9
903	I'm trying to balance work and life.	1.2797	0.04644	118	88	27	3
904	I guess this is all we have while we wait for season 2	1.2797	0.05090	118	91	21	6
905	As a goldfish is to a cat and as a cat is to a dog, I am as to you, my pet.	1.2793	0.05147	111	85	21	5
906	The fish wanted to go for a walk too and this was easier than getting all the leashes sorted out.	1.2793	0.05748	111	89	13	9
907	Helen, what's it going to take for you to prepare dinner?	1.2791	0.04919	129	100	22	7
908	If you can bounce a ping-pong ball in the fish tank you win all of us.	1.2791	0.05041	129	101	20	8
909	How’s the reception now?	1.2791	0.05275	129	103	16	10
910	No, I don't think we should get a horse.	1.2789	0.04184	147	110	33	4
911	Finally made time for my pet project.	1.2788	0.05372	104	80	19	5
912	Totem Pole Submission, appearing in order of importance.	1.2788	0.05870	104	83	13	8
913	you said to do something with my life!	1.2787	0.04974	122	94	22	6
914	We’ve got each other’s backs.	1.2783	0.05024	115	88	22	5
915	My profile does say, "a vet with a good work life balance."	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
916	I’m trying to be more supportive	1.2783	0.05174	115	89	20	6
917	Almost there darling”	1.2782	0.04695	133	102	25	6
918	I can babysit too!	1.2781	0.04713	151	119	22	10
919	My chiropractor recommends I add more weight next week.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
920	You’re right. I can’t imagine having a kid.	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
921	I got your goat yoga right here!	1.2774	0.05152	137	110	16	11
922	Why can't you be a team player?	1.2773	0.05459	119	95	15	9
923	This just isn’t your regular dog and pony show	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
924	Our family therapy homework, remember? Please get in.	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
925	I’ve become more creative working from home.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
926	We'll always have your back.	1.2766	0.05936	94	74	14	6
927	We've gone through three goldfish practicing this trick.	1.2764	0.05072	123	96	20	7
928	There's no satisfying you!!!	1.2764	0.05202	123	97	18	8
929	I have a plan to save the pets from rising sea levels.	1.2764	0.04802	123	94	24	5
930	You can see how I've evolved.	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
931	I am the Walrus.	1.2759	0.05279	116	91	18	7
932	You're not even going to try to rekindle the passion?	1.2759	0.04676	116	87	26	3
933	I can’t seem to find any of the pets!	1.2759	0.06679	87	71	8	8
934	I’m glad you finally figured out the fish shouldn’t be on the bottom.	1.2756	0.05084	127	100	19	8
935	How do you make money on tiktok?	1.2756	0.05084	127	100	19	8
936	Actually, I'd rather you just look for the TV remote.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
937	It's known as the animal pyramid	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
938	I know I'm at the bottom of your care hierarchy.	1.2752	0.05354	109	85	18	6
939	We don't need the donkey	1.2750	0.05288	120	95	17	8
940	Our days feel long too since you went back to the office.	1.2750	0.05016	120	93	21	6
941	There. Now can I have some wine?	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
942	There is no next trick.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
943	So, anyway, what’d you do today?	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
944	Top this!	1.2743	0.05515	113	90	15	8
945	Cirque du Soleil, here we come!	1.2743	0.05221	113	88	19	6
946	I’ve graduated from goat yoga.	1.2742	0.04768	124	95	24	5
947	The hardest part was getting the goldfish to agree to come along.	1.2742	0.04904	124	96	22	6
948	So this is what dating is like now?	1.2741	0.04635	135	104	25	6
949	Not bad for amateurs. Now, let's see you switch places!	1.2741	0.04130	135	100	33	2
950	We all agree it’s not the same without you.	1.2740	0.04714	146	115	22	9
951	I think we need to get a TV.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
952	There, I did it. Now can I go golfing tomorrow?	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
953	How long until the TV gets fixed?	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
954	And a partridge in a pear tree!	1.2735	0.05513	117	94	14	9
955	There's a pecking order here somewhere.	1.2735	0.04642	117	88	26	3
956	Thanks, I just needed to watch a man struggle under the weight of household responsibilities for once.	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
957	Why is my alone time so hard for you guys to deal with?	1.2735	0.05096	117	91	20	6
958	I JUST REMEMBERED CATS MAKE ME SNEEZE.	1.2734	0.04876	139	110	20	9
959	This is TikTok gold.	1.2734	0.04658	139	108	24	7
960	You are barking, meowing, and fishing up the wrong tree.	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
961	As God is my witness, we'll never give up TV for Lent again.	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
962	Give us a tongue roll and the fish leaps into your Chablis.	1.2727	0.04817	110	83	24	3
963	I think the fishbowl crushed the parakeet.	1.2727	0.04821	132	103	22	7
964	I have to go to the bathroom.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
965	You're up.	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
966	This 'Old Goat Yoga' is working wonders for my back	1.2727	0.04574	132	101	26	5
967	Now do you think I’m ready to juggle fatherhood?	1.2727	0.04979	121	94	21	6
968	Now, carefully put the wine glass on the goldfish	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
969	Originally there was 5 of us, but the hedgehog was problematic.	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
970	I see working from home has been productive.	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
971	They decided we needed an org chart.	1.2720	0.05000	125	98	20	7
972	We need to get a bird.	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
973	Honey you gotta try downward facing dog cat fish.	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
974	You bought a horse?	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
975	Wait, how long has the cable been back on?	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
976	O.K., now you get on the fish.	1.2718	0.05721	103	82	14	7
977	“We call it trickle-down gymnastics.”	1.2717	0.06202	92	74	11	7
978	Hop on, my pet.	1.2713	0.04891	129	101	21	7
979	Obviously, we’ve had lots of alone-time to practice. I’m on goldfish number 14.	1.2713	0.04766	129	100	23	6
980	I can't believe you don't have your iPhone out!	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
981	Honey, the band's back together!	1.2713	0.04637	129	99	25	5
982	We have all agreed that we appreciate you.	1.2713	0.05133	129	103	17	9
983	The goldfish is very persuasive	1.2712	0.04763	118	90	24	4
984	'I thought you said a menagerie would spice up our relationship.'	1.2712	0.05058	118	92	20	6
985	I am asking you to top this	1.2712	0.04763	118	90	24	4
986	Let me know what the cat is doing, Margaret, he's always the weak link...	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
987	Do you mind, we’d like to have the couch.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
988	We're sorry, but you're not the only one with a back problem!	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
989	Can we please cancel the fish's Instagram account?	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
990	Please take a picture.	1.2708	0.06366	96	79	8	9
991	You're a tough audience.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
992	Now can we sit on the couch?	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
993	When I said I wanted you to impress me tonight, that’s not exactly what I had in mind	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
994	Is dinner ready?	1.2707	0.04668	133	103	24	6
995	As usual, Tweetie refused to participate	1.2705	0.04943	122	95	21	6
996	We’re ready, you can start the vacuum now.	1.2705	0.05079	122	96	19	7
997	Honey, I think you are finally ready to go on the road.	1.2705	0.04943	122	95	21	6
998	Well well, it's stacking up to be an interesting evening.	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
999	Now that you are home,feed us!	1.2701	0.04691	137	107	23	7
1000	Hmm, a little more to the left.	1.2700	0.05835	100	80	13	7
1001	For the final part of the trick, Rover will roll over.	1.2700	0.05660	100	79	15	6
1002	And it's called the Aristocrats!	1.2700	0.05660	100	79	15	6
1003	You don't want to know how the fish got there.	1.2698	0.05681	126	105	8	13
1004	Quick fetch the canary	1.2698	0.04702	126	97	24	5
1005	Now can we get a horse?	1.2697	0.06140	89	71	12	6
1006	Okay . . . so it's not the Wallendas, but it's still not something you see every day.	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1007	Don’t worry they’ve got my back..	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1008	I don't feel like you're pulling your weight around here.	1.2696	0.04835	115	88	23	4
1009	What…. And give up show business?	1.2696	0.05429	115	92	15	8
1010	Family obedience school was a success!	1.2696	0.04835	115	88	23	4
1011	Carol: I'm not sure that I can be part of your support group any longer.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
1012	This is not dog style	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
1013	Now that I have your attention	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
1014	The pet hierarchy of needs	1.2692	0.04858	130	102	21	7
1015	Jane, obviously the answer isn’t ‘Ordinary People.’	1.2689	0.04877	119	92	22	5
1016	We're preserving the delicate balance of nature.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1017	Tik Tok?	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1018	Just practicing my backbone exercises for when your mother arrives..	1.2685	0.05028	108	83	21	4
1019	I lost a bet.	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
1020	Are you entertained yet?	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1021	We lost the worm.	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1022	It feels like you’re not carrying your weight in this relationship.	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
1023	Can we have our treats now?	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
1024	Up and down the chain of command, we worship you, Goddess!	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
1025	Take a photo quick for my instagram profile.	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
1026	Our new neighbors are a pet sitter and a hypnotist.	1.2680	0.05773	97	77	14	6
1027	I finally got that monkey off my back	1.2679	0.05379	112	89	16	7
1028	Could yu please feed the fish?	1.2679	0.04743	112	85	24	3
1029	I'll bet that Jim, your ex, couldn't do this.	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
1030	Pandemic rodeo is over guys	1.2676	0.04571	142	111	24	7
1031	Now do you understand why we need a bird?	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
1032	Carefully—balance the flea on the back of the fish.	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
1033	…And your mother called me spineless!	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
1034	Fine. We can resubscribe to Netflix.	1.2673	0.06116	101	83	9	9
1035	Taking them for a walk all at once was not as easy as I thought it would be.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1036	It may look like a carpet, but it's the back of an elephant.	1.2673	0.05610	101	80	15	6
1037	Do you need anything from PetSmart?	1.2672	0.04945	131	104	19	8
1038	You forgot the hamster.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1039	So, it’s not turtles all the way down, after all.	1.2667	0.05784	105	85	12	8
1040	Quick! Grab the camera!!	1.2667	0.04543	105	78	26	1
1041	Couldn't you have charged your phone BEFORE you got us to do this?	1.2667	0.05122	120	95	18	7
1042	Why do I need a job again…are you not seeing this?	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
1043	I have to sneeze	1.2661	0.05006	124	98	19	7
1044	And they said pets were easier to care for than children.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1045	It started with horsey rides for Ellen when she was small. Then I looked at TikTok	1.2661	0.04814	109	83	23	3
1046	Lately, a lot of things have been weighing on me.	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
1047	I told you not to get involved with another pyramid scheme.	1.2661	0.05628	109	88	13	8
1048	See? I told you all those months practicing in the basement would be worth it.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1049	The fish started it.	1.2661	0.05475	109	87	15	7
1050	Don't laugh, I am one parakeet away from a spot on The Today Show.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
1051	Just warming up. The checkbook is next.	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1052	Please play with us	1.2655	0.04872	113	87	22	4
1053	I think I'm finally getting that work/home balance.	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1054	On her third pour, Linda was actually kinda impressed.	1.2655	0.04872	113	87	22	4
1055	They've been doing this ever since we watched that Netflix special on goat yoga.	1.2655	0.05186	113	89	18	6
1056	It's good- but it won't go viral	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1057	They're usually quite peeved with each other.	1.2653	0.05720	98	78	14	6
1058	IS SEASON TWO BETTER THAN THIS?!?.	1.2652	0.05028	132	106	17	9
1059	See? Old Doug CAN do new tricks!	1.2651	0.06433	83	67	10	6
1060	What do you mean Letterman retired?	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1061	What do you mean Letterman doesn't do stupid pet tricks anymore?	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
1062	I'll be so glad when the TV is fixed...	1.2650	0.05206	117	93	17	7
1063	Maintaining a work-life balance.	1.2650	0.05206	117	93	17	7
1064	The quadfecta of pets	1.2647	0.05732	102	82	13	7
1065	For your next act, how about takimg out the garbage?	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1066	Uh-oh! I think I hear the mailman coming up the driveway.	1.2647	0.05899	102	83	11	8
1067	I still think it’s missing something …	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1068	Pleasing you, Lois, is a real balancing-act.	1.2645	0.04947	121	95	20	6
1069	My other girlfriend wasn't impressed either	1.2645	0.04806	121	94	22	5
1070	It's NOT a pyramid scheme, Alice – it's a family.	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1071	The fish wants to know what's holding the floor up. Turtles?	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
1072	Help! We've fallen and can't get up!	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1073	This isn’t want I meant when I said I wanted a threesome	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1074	I’m not in the mood for Jenga right now, Harold.	1.2642	0.05735	106	86	12	8
1075	Can I have a sip of that?	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
1076	Is oral sex still out of the question?	1.2637	0.06218	91	74	10	7
1077	How’s your Internet connection now?	1.2637	0.04901	91	68	22	1
1078	Now do you forgive us?	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
1079	‘Did you write “P.C. Vey” on the carpet?’	1.2637	0.06600	91	76	6	9
1080	Stop replacing xanax with lsd	1.2636	0.05274	110	87	17	6
1081	It's humans all the way down.	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1082	No, I refuse to get you a horse for your birthday.	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1083	You just needed to ask!	1.2632	0.05837	95	76	13	6
1084	Get a mop.	1.2632	0.06025	95	77	11	7
1085	They call it ‘The Aristocrats’.	1.2632	0.04879	133	106	19	8
1086	At this rate, we’ll never win the cheerleading competition	1.2632	0.04640	133	104	23	6
1087	Are you still bored?	1.2627	0.04728	118	91	23	4
1088	We're all begging on my hands and knees	1.2627	0.04878	118	92	21	5
1089	I’m having a little fun, get off my back.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1090	Ha, can your old boyfriend do this?	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1091	Funny, I still can’t balance the checkbook.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1092	This performance is dedicated to Goldie I, Goldie II, Goldie III, and the carpet in the guest bedroom.	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1093	But pet yoga is so much more relaxing than wine!	1.2621	0.04772	103	78	23	2
1094	For my next trick…	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1095	Define tipsy.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1096	I'm giving a TED Talk on inter-species harmony.	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
1097	It’s Ms. Maslow's hierarchy of needs.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1098	That’s not the food pyramid.	1.2619	0.05062	126	101	17	8
1099	Now, you get on top of the fish	1.2619	0.05186	126	102	15	9
1100	Having this many pets is a real balancing act	1.2619	0.04805	126	99	21	6
1101	You said you needed balance in your life.	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1102	It's the new alternative to goat yoga.	1.2617	0.04849	107	82	22	3
1103	The Ed Sullivan show went off the air years ago.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1104	How is this better than screens?	1.2617	0.05686	107	87	12	8
1105	This is your hierarchy of affection.	1.2617	0.05529	107	86	14	7
1106	We have practiced all week	1.2617	0.05529	107	86	14	7
1107	Are we at least an entertaining three ring circus?	1.2615	0.04443	130	100	26	4
1108	Don’t tell the fish, but the cat is working for scale.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1109	Laugh, please.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1110	America's Got Talent material? Yes or no.	1.2613	0.05073	111	87	19	5
1111	Okay, I'm ready to sign up for Netflix again.	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1112	You opened the Château Margaux.	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1113	Harold, you know these pyramid schemes nevrer work!	1.2613	0.04563	111	84	25	2
1114	Tomorrow, it’s your turn to walk them.	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1115	It was going to be higher but the iguana refuses to work with Mr. Whiskers.	1.2612	0.04846	134	107	19	8
1116	We really should have had kids.	1.2612	0.04609	134	105	23	6
1117	Wine relaxes you. This keeps me balanced.	1.2609	0.05960	92	74	12	6
1118	It's Father's Day - can we please watch the US Open?	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1119	Quick, check if this is a Guinness category.	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1120	I couldn’t get the parakeet to perch on the fish bowl.	1.2609	0.05396	115	93	14	8
1121	Where's the parrot?	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1122	While impressive, I still don't think veterinary schools have cheer squad scholarships.	1.2609	0.04797	115	89	22	4
1123	This is not quite what I meant when I asked you to surprise me.	1.2605	0.04693	119	92	23	4
1124	You have our attention.	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1125	Giving all my pets equal attention requires a balancing act.	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1126	The the future of evolution.	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1127	Now, don't move until I fetch the pony	1.2602	0.04594	123	95	24	4
1128	Didn't you say it was time to change his water anyway?	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1129	May I have your attention, please	1.2598	0.04771	127	100	21	6
1130	We’re back!	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
1131	How much longer?	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1132	Here is the cocktail goldfish you requested	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1133	You idiot!	1.2596	0.05796	104	85	11	8
1134	I call it a Humane Society Pyramid.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1135	I am going to sneeze!	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1136	I'm gonna need a hand, here.	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
1137	You see, Susan? I am able support this household	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1138	Tiffany, my love, I think we need to chat about your preferred foreplay.	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
1139	Sidney, is this another one of your pyramid schemes?	1.2593	0.06754	81	67	7	7
1140	My next trick will be peace in the Middle East.	1.2593	0.06521	81	66	9	6
1141	Babe, you’re blocking the TV.	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1142	I can’t see the tv.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1143	Now do you believe I’m doing all the heavy lifting around here, Sally?	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1144	You see? It works better if I'm on the bottom.	1.2586	0.05354	116	94	14	8
1145	What do you mean, "Ringling Brothers isn't using any more animal acts!"?	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
1146	No, no pony.	1.2583	0.05090	120	96	17	7
1147	I suppose you want me to put the parakeet on top.	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
1148	This is much more satisfying than a job.	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1149	The whale fell off.	1.2583	0.04950	120	95	19	6
1150	NOW can we have the remote back?	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1151	It was Goldy''s idea.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1152	I’m preparing for our vacation in Bremen.	1.2581	0.04562	124	96	24	4
1153	Bipedalism was a mistake.	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
1154	I thought you'd enjoy seeing it before we go on tour.	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
1155	let me see you stand on your head too!	1.2581	0.06097	93	76	10	7
1156	I can't wait until the pandemic really ends!	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1157	It's called the Peaceable Kingdom position.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
1158	You're right, this is easier than making sense of cryptocurrency.	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
1159	You're having wine at 5 o'clock?	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
1160	George, I don’t think this is what our therapist meant when she recommended a family bonding night.	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
1161	You’re not cut out for working from home.	1.2574	0.04804	101	77	22	2
1162	And you thought a Turducken was great!	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1163	They were cheaper than a chiropractor.	1.2574	0.04593	101	76	24	1
1164	My life/work balance needed fixing.	1.2574	0.04428	136	106	25	5
1165	I really hope you find a new TV show to watch soon.	1.2574	0.04428	136	106	25	5
1166	See! STACKED was NOT in reference to you.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
1167	I guess I am ready for grandchildren.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
1168	We're done practicing. Seriously, which way to Carnegie Hall?	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
1169	Practicing for when the children come?	1.2571	0.04494	105	79	25	1
1170	NOBODY POOP!!!	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1171	Fair? No. Balanced? Yes!	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
1172	You see!?! I can be a stable person for you.	1.2569	0.05592	109	89	12	8
1173	Does this prove that I am well balanced enough to have kids?	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
1174	If you don’t even get this, Helen, I fear you stand no chance at tomorrow night’s charades at the Henderson‘s.	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1175	I miss going out for entertainment.	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1176	Too soon?	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1177	If you offer me a Martini i,ll put the parrot on top of the fish	1.2566	0.04314	113	85	27	1
1178	Nice act, but I'm still taking the night off from cooking.	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
1179	How are the Kardashians more interesting than this?	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
1180	It’s the only way we can keep you off our backs.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1181	I am calling it 'Work Life Balance'.	1.2564	0.04232	117	88	28	1
1182	According to Newton, the fish is the perceived genius in this scenario.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1183	Just stand on your head atop the fish bowl for the family photo	1.2564	0.05172	117	94	16	7
1184	OK, now balance that glass of wine on my head!	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
1185	When did you say the TV was going to be fixed?	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1186	I think I had too much wine	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
1187	I don't think that was a micro dose, Phil.	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
1188	I told you I had a creative side	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1189	What do you mean you want a divorce?!	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
1190	Are you sure your "IQ pyramid" is in the correct order?	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1191	Well don’t just sit there. Get the camera!	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1192	You know I’m terrible at charades.	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1193	Sorry,it will take a lot more than that.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1194	They want to know where you go.	1.2556	0.04851	133	107	18	8
1195	If I take the dog out, will you change the cat litter and feed the fish?	1.2556	0.04485	133	104	24	5
1196	No, we are not getting an elephant.	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
1197	We perfected this during the lockdown	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
1198	I told you life with me was going to be a balancing act.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
1199	Can't we just go back to spanking?	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
1200	Why must I always be the low man on the totem pole?	1.2556	0.06030	90	73	11	6
1201	Now watch me me flip the goldfish into the cat's mouth and give the dog a big drink.	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
1202	I just got you off my back, and now I have this.	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
1203	It's cheaper than a Peloton.	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
1204	NOW are you zen?	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
1205	The horse wanted an advance.	1.2551	0.05858	98	80	11	7
1206	No I don't know how she put the fish bowl on her back!	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1207	We finally found a fish that gets it.	1.2551	0.06035	98	81	9	8
1208	They like the yoga class!	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1209	I have to go back for the bird.	1.2551	0.05676	98	79	13	6
1210	'constructive criticism, please'	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
1211	Just a sip?!?	1.2549	0.05692	102	83	12	7
1212	Would you like to join my yoga class?	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1213	You forgot to say “Mother, may I”.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1214	Please don't go back to the office. We need you here.	1.2547	0.04458	106	80	25	1
1215	Wow, another pointless New Yorker cartoon from an artist who doesn't understand eyeballs	1.2547	0.05537	106	86	13	7
1216	I figured you'd be more likely to feed us if we approached you as a blockchain.	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1217	Friday night with Mr.& Mrs. Empty Nesters.	1.2547	0.04845	106	82	21	3
1218	I think you’ve had enough to drink, honey.	1.2547	0.05537	106	86	13	7
1219	We are re-enacting the "Bremen Town Musicians!" I am the ass.	1.2545	0.05980	110	93	6	11
1220	There’s only one place I haven't looked. They’ve got to be hiding under the couch”	1.2545	0.05546	110	90	12	8
1221	It’s all just a balancing act	1.2545	0.05074	110	87	18	5
1222	Wow, you suck at charades.	1.2544	0.05259	114	92	15	7
1223	Apparently it's NOT turtles all the way down.	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
1224	If we have a kid, there won’t be any time for this.	1.2544	0.04631	114	88	23	3
1225	My therapist said I need to learn how to balance	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
1226	See, the flea on the rim of the fishbowl?	1.2542	0.04690	118	92	22	4
1227	Impressive, but what about the hamster?	1.2542	0.05540	118	98	10	10
1228	Something is wrong with the pecking order in this house.	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
1229	Impressive! You really can do everything but the dishes!	1.2542	0.04990	118	94	18	6
1230	So a dog, a cat ,and a fish crawl into a bar....	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1231	We want to discuss our pet peeves.	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
1232	Are you sure you wouldn't rather re-watch something on Netflix?	1.2540	0.04904	126	101	18	7
1233	And you STILL want to watch Netflix?	1.2537	0.04818	134	108	18	8
1234	Can I have a divorce now	1.2536	0.05045	138	114	13	11
1235	I have to admit, I’m glad we didn’t get the St. Bernard.	1.2529	0.04964	87	66	20	1
1236	Seriously, Margaret,	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
1237	I meant the checkbook.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
1238	I really think I can monetize this.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
1239	Maybe I will finally win ….This Weeks Contest.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
1240	For my next trick, I will complete todays Wordle in 3 tries.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
1241	Impressive but it’s still your turn to make dinner.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
1242	Hope on. I got this.	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
1243	Sorry Hun, I still can't find your pet tarantula.	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
1244	We come to you on my hands and knees and humbly ask that we have dinner now.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
1245	It would really help if you’d walk the pets sometime too, honey	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
1246	But can you do it on water skis?	1.2525	0.05804	99	81	11	7
1247	Did you feed the goldfish today? It looks hungry.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
1248	We’re teaching the fish to juggle.	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
1249	I was expecting a diamond ring	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1250	Can we get a gerbil?	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1251	...ok, now do a backflip	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
1252	And that’s blockchain.	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
1253	Sweetheart, will you marry us?	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1254	This can’t seriously be how you rank us.	1.2524	0.05641	103	84	12	7
1255	Can you get the door, honey? My right leg fell asleep!	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
1256	Marion, please, that's the last of the 1967 Chateau d'Yquem.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1257	This will stop them from interrupting my Zoom meetings.	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
1258	I've balanced our budget, balanced the dog, cat and goldfish (who all hate each other) all on my back. What more do I have to do to get a glass of wine?	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1259	No props in charades? Now you tell me!	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
1260	Okay- now the fish on bottom.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
1261	You have your wine hobby and I have mine.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1262	I'm striving for work-life balance.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1263	You complete us.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1264	Are you ready for the Grand Finale?	1.2523	0.04697	111	86	22	3
1265	Quick, call the parrot.	1.2523	0.04697	111	86	22	3
1266	Do you think our backyard is big enough for a horse?	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1267	I told you! I don't KNOW how the fish got up there!	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
1268	Charlotte, will you marry us?	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
1269	Sorry, I couldn't get the parakeet to cooperate.	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
1270	OK,now jump in the bowl!	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
1271	The true heirarchy.	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
1272	Sorry,Chuck. I still think Shondaland is more entertaining.	1.2520	0.04978	123	99	17	7
1273	I don't think that qualifies for America's Got Talent	1.2520	0.04467	127	99	24	4
1274	Good God, what have you done with the hamster?	1.2519	0.04888	131	106	17	8
1275	Can we get a kid?	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
1276	He may be just a goldfish, but boy is he persuasive.	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
1277	Yeah,but can your boyfriend do this?	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
1278	We all recommend table pose for relaxation.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
1279	Cocktail Hour 2022	1.2500	0.05423	104	84	14	6
1280	Do you still think I'm unbalanced, Amanda?	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1281	Now that COVID is abating, you really need to go back to the office…	1.2500	0.05116	108	86	17	5
1282	Fifteen million followers... I MUST be doing something RIGHT.	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
1283	The donkey tested positive and couldn't make it.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1284	A man who doggedly wants to be a catfish?	1.2500	0.04706	128	102	20	6
1285	It was this or play hide-and-seek	1.2500	0.05152	112	90	16	6
1286	I'm working my way up to balancing our checkbook.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
1287	We practiced all day while you were at work.	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
1288	...and what is your next request, your highness?	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
1289	Goat yoga is so last year.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1290	Oh Steve — you had me at dog!	1.2500	0.05283	108	87	15	6
1291	Get a photo. All this training and practice MIGHT pay off.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1292	That's the last time we use a dog trainer who's also a hypnotist.	1.2500	0.05152	112	90	16	6
1293	I asked for a coffee table.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
1294	We all beg you, stop drinking now.	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
1295	Maslow? Never heard of him. Why do you ask?	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1296	Welcome to Cirque du Duane. Please silence your cell phones.	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
1297	We aim to put the happy in your happy hour.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1298	We just making sure you are enjoying your me time	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1299	In the scale of low maintenance…	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1300	I’m sick of balancing the books all week. Thought I’d shake things up.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1301	We all agree. It’s time to eat.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
1302	I'm sorry I can't deal with your pet peeves just now. I've enough on my back as it is.	1.2481	0.04926	129	105	16	8
1303	Quick! Call Cirque du Soleil!	1.2481	0.05047	129	106	14	9
1304	Oh, great Goddess, your creatures request their sustenance.	1.2481	0.04801	129	104	18	7
1305	NOW can have martini?	1.2480	0.05286	125	104	11	10
1306	Why can't we just do goat yoga?	1.2480	0.05407	125	105	9	11
1307	Let me get this straight - the goldfish represents self-actualization?	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
1308	Go fish?	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
1309	that's it?..A CHEAP BID FOR ATTENTION?	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1310	Dog, cat, fish yoga is going viral!	1.2478	0.04792	113	89	20	4
1311	Another year of quarantine, and I think we can really take this show on the road.	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1312	I realize the fish is hardly in on the trick	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1313	When does our quarantine end again?	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1314	Where the hell is your phone?	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
1315	Honey, please don't spill your wine.	1.2477	0.05399	109	89	13	7
1316	It's a package deal.	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
1317	Food pyramid.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1318	Please be careful where you toss that olive.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1319	Now that I've got you trained, go take out the trash.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1320	Now you get on.	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
1321	It’s a TikTok trend.	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
1322	How many likes will we get on influencersgonewild?	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1323	Don't move! There's a tarantula under the cushion.	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
1324	And what did you learn during the pandemic?	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1325	I'd be way more impressed if you fed them once in a while.	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
1326	I think I’m going to sneeze.	1.2474	0.05682	97	79	12	6
1327	My HMO insurance suggests six weeks of this before they will approve acupuncture.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
1328	Are you taking it on the road?	1.2473	0.05853	93	76	11	6
1329	Now, will you cook me dinner?	1.2473	0.05853	93	76	11	6
1330	It took me a year, but you must admit it was a quarantine spent well.	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
1331	I’m heading to the store. Do you need anything?	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1332	All set. Where's the hoop?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
1333	Now will you tell us the new wifi password?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
1334	Okay, now will you marry me?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
1335	…please take me back	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
1336	Every night, Keith had to earn a seat on the couch.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
1337	These I can balance. The checkbook, I can’t.	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
1338	We took a vote, and you don't stack up.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
1339	Honey, I think it’s time we start trying for children.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
1340	Ok, is that enough foreplay?	1.2471	0.06013	85	69	11	5
1341	It's a guy thing.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
1342	Enough "me time," we really would like your attention!	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
1343	I'm helping them with their posture.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
1344	I need you to water the plants.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
1345	Happy Mother’s Day.	1.2468	0.06445	77	63	9	5
1346	Next time it’s your turn to walk the pets.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
1347	Okay there, we did it. Now can you give us the remote back?	1.2462	0.04768	130	105	18	7
1348	You told me to pull my weight.	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1349	Have you seen our hamster?	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1350	This is why we need a capybara!	1.2455	0.04690	110	86	21	3
1351	Is it dinner time yet?	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
1352	We're all begging you....Please!!!	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
1353	Cmon! It’s not a pyramid without you!	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
1354	Don’t move, she can’t see us if we stand still.	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1355	We’ve had way too much time on our hands.	1.2453	0.04798	106	83	20	3
1356	But I am supportive.	1.2453	0.04798	106	83	20	3
1357	I really think I'm balancing more than you, Margery.	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1358	Can we get a parrot?	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1359	Honey, just balance that wineglass on top of the fishbowl and we’ve got ourselves a winning family tiktok!	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1360	It sucks when the internet goes out.	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
1361	I think we should get a horse.	1.2451	0.05649	102	84	11	7
1362	Guess who's supposed to be on the bottom.....	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1363	First word-Pyramid?	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
1364	The ant drowned.	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
1365	Please honey, don't cancel our Netfllix subscription.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1366	We know other tricks too.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
1367	Do you need any more proof of my animal magnetism?	1.2449	0.05991	98	82	8	8
1368	The aristocrats.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
1369	Now if I can do this with the checkbook ......."	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1370	You sure? Once the baby’s here, you’ll never have time for stuff like this.	1.2447	0.05796	94	77	11	6
1371	I need you to call an ambulance.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
1372	Lisa, I'm leaving you for Cirque du Soleil.	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
1373	We can also reverse the positions.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1374	Back scratch?	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
1375	What do you mean you left the camera in the other room?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
1376	Do it with the fish on the bottom and I’ll consider feeding you.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
1377	It was the fish's idea, I swear!	1.2442	0.06175	86	71	9	6
1378	We all want to go to Disney World before it leaves Florida.	1.2441	0.04706	127	102	19	6
1379	I think next week we can just choose to watch a movie instead	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
1380	Maybe we should just let them on the couch.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
1381	Are you sure this is how The Flying Wallendas got started?	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
1382	Told you I'm stable.	1.2436	0.06370	78	64	9	5
1383	Okay, I've got it. We don't have to start a family.	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1384	The layered look	1.2435	0.05031	115	93	16	6
1385	They've been watching goat yoga on Animal Planet.	1.2435	0.04718	115	91	20	4
1386	- I give up, Herbert... what's the name of the movie?	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1387	Okay, we did it. Now make mine a double.	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
1388	It’s the latest TikTok craze.	1.2432	0.05154	111	90	15	6
1389	There you go, escalating things again.	1.2432	0.04653	111	87	21	3
1390	I feel like an ass.	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
1391	Honey, you keep us all in balance	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
1392	“We all got ‘good boy’ at obedience school today.”	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1393	Honey,have you seen the parakeet?	1.2430	0.05449	107	88	12	7
1394	Okay Michael, we get it! You support animal causes!	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
1395	We're trying to figure out how to get you into the act too.	1.2430	0.04759	107	84	20	3
1396	I always wanted kids.	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1397	- "ok, great! Now, rollover?!"	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1398	Oh, c'mon Janet. Leaning Tower of Pisa? Obviously we're the Great Pyramid!	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
1399	The pets are getting out of hand	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
1400	The one time you’re not on your phone…..	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1401	Now, for our next trick....	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1402	Honey, think it's time you return to the office.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1403	Funny? Kinda Funny? Not Funny?	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1404	Devolution?	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
1405	Really? It was such a turn-on for other women I've dated.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
1406	We are begging you for some personal time.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1407	I swear, every day's a circus living with you!	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
1408	We're missing the turtle.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1409	And you ask me why I drink?	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1410	Quick, call David Letterman. I finally perfected my Stupid Pet Tricks act.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
1411	What’s “The Gong Show?”	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1412	I think the turducken was better.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1413	This is all we have so far.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1414	It’s our emergency evacuation plan.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
1415	The Alpha Female surveys her kingdom.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1416	I thought you said pet tricks and chill.	1.2421	0.05741	95	78	11	6
1417	Not exactly my idea of happy hour!	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1418	Beth, please take us back.	1.2421	0.05741	95	78	11	6
1419	The fish assured me it’s not a pyramid scheme	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1420	Your ad said "Dom." Guess I didn't know it also meant "Domesticatrix."	1.2419	0.05040	124	102	14	8
1421	Climb on, my pet!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
1422	Would you care to join our team-building exercise?	1.2418	0.04776	91	70	20	1
1423	Apparently the “Entire” family thinks I should quit drinking!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
1424	What do you mean, your phone's charging?!	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
1425	Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
1426	I'm not getting on the couch until we're all allowed on the couch.	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
1427	They saw a Goat Yoga video.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
1428	Well, you never mentioned you drank wine in your profile.	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
1429	We all think you should have a baby.	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
1430	The fish already called top.	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
1431	Obviously NOT turtles all the way down.	1.2417	0.05020	120	98	15	7
1432	Feel like you're in Egypt yet?	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1433	Come on, give us five.	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
1434	I was just trying to find the remote…	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
1435	Why is it such a balancing act with you?	1.2414	0.04682	116	92	20	4
1436	Join us, the photographer will be here soon for our family portriat.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1437	Honey, we’re leaving you.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
1438	Maybe we should've had kids after all.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
1439	Alright now very carefully, climb on top of the fish	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
1440	‘I told you there wasn’t enough space in this apartment for all of us’	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
1441	Now will you marry me?	1.2407	0.04533	108	84	22	2
1442	But Finland's Got Talent might be easier to win.	1.2407	0.05241	108	88	14	6
1443	It was the dogs idea, someone called him old.	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1444	What's next?	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
1445	Remember our talk about Animal magnetism"	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1446	Once again the wine leads to heavy petting.	1.2407	0.05403	108	89	12	7
1447	Your the one that wanted a new zoom background.	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
1448	I think we win this time.	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
1449	Simon says, "Roll over!"	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
1450	Having exhaustively examined the evidence the four of us are in unanimous agreement: it's a wine stain."	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
1451	I miss the Ed Sullivan Show	1.2404	0.05550	104	86	11	7
1452	I’m near the end of my pet obedience class.	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
1453	I told you the kids wouldn’t take care of the pets…	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
1454	This idea that "I've got your back" has gotten out of hand.	1.2400	0.05707	100	83	10	7
1455	Kids gets in here, your mom doesn’t believe me.	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
1456	I swear it’s not a pyramid scheme	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1457	Ummm... is this the "live Charades" version of turducken?	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1458	I’m the bottom feeder!	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1459	Household Ponzi. The cat talked me into it.	1.2400	0.04522	100	77	22	1
1460	``We, the humbled and contrite, no longer believe it is your responsibility to feed us. But if you feel the urge, knock yourself out.''	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1461	Would you marry us ?	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1462	You're not the only one who can multitask.	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1463	I'm taking the dog, the cat and the fish for a walk	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1464	Maybe we should just pay for our own Netflix account	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1465	OK. I took my act on the road.	1.2396	0.05876	96	80	9	7
1466	Go grab the parrot!	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
1467	Ok, I think I’m ready to return to the office now.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1468	Quick, before I lose it.	1.2396	0.05686	96	79	11	6
1469	Sometimes I feel you value the pets above me.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1470	Everyone loves an underdog	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
1471	Please fetch our potbelly pig.	1.2393	0.05100	117	96	14	7
1472	Is this an intervention?	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
1473	See, I do get that our relationship is a fine balancing act!!	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
1474	Climb on. Let's go for the record.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
1475	Now that I am taking care of he pets maybe you should get off my back.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
1476	There are people down here who would like a drink, too.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
1477	All hail the Queen!	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
1478	So you do understand the hierarchy of being.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1479	Sure, but we're thinking about taking it on the road.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
1480	Now, this is where you come in.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
1481	When will the TV be back?	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
1482	There's room for one more!	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
1483	A little to the left	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
1484	Do you guys think she notices?	1.2386	0.06046	88	73	9	6
1485	Are you absolutely sure Ed Sullivan is dead?	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1486	But are the dishes in the dishwasher?	1.2385	0.05358	109	90	12	7
1487	Can you please feed us now?	1.2385	0.05197	109	89	14	6
1488	Now do it in reverse order.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1489	No, no … please, honey … not a pony.	1.2385	0.04860	130	107	15	8
1490	I think we're ready for the pot belly pig.	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
1491	See! I would be a good dad.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
1492	I think they've been watching too much TikTok.	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
1493	And whom do you want on top of the fish bowl, dear?	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1494	Here you go, your pets stacked in order of cognitive development.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1495	What? The couples therapist did say to claim my own pleasure.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
1496	Ready for a foursome?	1.2381	0.05332	105	86	13	6
1497	Next time, I'm asking the Ryans over for charades.	1.2381	0.05332	105	86	13	6
1498	Apparently, Bubbles is the alpha in our household.	1.2377	0.04807	122	99	17	6
1499	How can you bend your leg under you like that	1.2377	0.05081	122	101	13	8
1500	What's got twelve legs and a fish?	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
1501	Well, I didn't spill a drop either!	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
1502	4 treats, please.	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
1503	Is this viral enough?"	1.2376	0.05103	101	81	16	4
1504	Impressive, now hand me the remote.	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
1505	Seriously? You gave me 2 stars?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
1506	Honey, it's a great act and terrific exercise, but it's really time to return to the office.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1507	I support your pet project honey but you’re interrupting Law and Order SVU.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1508	Rather than assign blame, we would like to offer a collective apology for the stain on the carpet.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1509	How can you just sit there?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
1510	Ok I guess you all can stay.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1511	I'd hold off on the 'downward dog' for now	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
1512	...The blockchain.	1.2371	0.05820	97	81	9	7
1513	Now can we have a treat?	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
1514	We were bored.	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1515	Look, I’ve got a dog, a cat, and a fish bowl on my back. Look!!	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
1516	Well this is the best I can do until the internet comes back on!	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
1517	See, I'm absolutely sober.	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1518	You wanted pets? Here we are.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
1519	Asking for her hand takes togetherness to a new level.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1520	At your beck and call dear	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1521	Hey pal, my eyes are UP HERE	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
1522	Looks like it’s supper time.	1.2366	0.04703	131	107	17	7
1523	Not bad, now roll over.	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
1524	Is this what you meant when you said, 'I need a little balance in my life? '	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1525	Nice try, hon, but you're way too late for Ed Sullivan.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1526	Show us some love, or we're moving on to juggling	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1527	It started as a joke.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1528	Have you seen our new neighbors? What a bunch of weirdos!	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
1529	No, we are NOT getting a goat!	1.2364	0.05314	110	91	12	7
1530	Man-dog-cat- fish " now try " "Dogman -catfish"	1.2364	0.04460	110	86	22	2
1531	This new work-life balance thing really isn’t working for us.	1.2364	0.05154	110	90	14	6
1532	It's your turn to play with the pets !	1.2364	0.05154	110	90	14	6
1533	Where is the baby ???	1.2361	0.06706	72	60	7	5
1534	Today is Hump Day for everyone.	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
1535	It's your turn to walk the dog.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
1536	Ta-da?	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
1537	Neigh.	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
1538	Guess I'm the piggy	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
1539	Jerry looked up at his wife in shock. “What do you mean you don’t like the comically oversized lampshades I chose?” he asked, nearing tears. The pets seemed equally as stunned by the disapproval…but also kind of like they didn’t want to get involved.	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
1540	Just wait until you see the juggling portion of the act!	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
1541	Should I book an agent?	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
1542	It’s better than having world peace on your shoulders	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1543	Go ahead, make me laugh.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1544	Meow? Bow wow? POW?	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1545	I'm telling you, honey, you never saw anything like this on Netflix.	1.2353	0.06183	85	71	8	6
1546	How’s this for a guy you say has no backbone?	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1547	I think it's important to live a well balanced life.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
1548	No, I don't want to be part of Cirque de Famille!	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1549	Will you forgive us now?	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1550	This is an intervention.	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
1551	I still don’t think you should try out for America’s Got Talent, Steve.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1552	It turned out they were looking for gender balance.	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1553	Unbalanced? You think I'm unbalanced?	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
1554	What do you mean 'derivative'?	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
1555	Now I understand evolution.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
1556	It’s an intervention!	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
1557	The leaning tower of appeasement	1.2353	0.04658	102	80	20	2
1558	5 out of 10, Randall. You can do better…	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
1559	Just like this?…naked?	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1560	Now do you undervalued how I feel?	1.2347	0.04541	98	76	21	1
1561	You have some weird fetishes.	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
1562	Man, dog, cat, fish. It's Trump's latest sanity test."	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1563	OK, OK, I'll fix the TV.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
1564	I feel the odds are stacked against me.	1.2347	0.05766	98	82	9	7
1565	I'm trying to get them to understand kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1566	Now can I have a kiss?	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1567	Please, please, get off the couch and play with us!	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1568	This is the weirdest episode of Shark Tank I’ve ever seen	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
1569	Tara's husband does this with a Saint Bernard?	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1570	To clarify, then, you are NOT entertained?	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1571	You've heard of Maslow's heirarchy?	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
1572	No, I don't think we need any more pets!	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
1573	It was the only way to stop them from fighting.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
1574	They say "vaudeville is making a comeback"	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1575	Well, you said be more interesting. It's all I could think of.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1576	Well, you're always telling me my life needs more balance.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1577	Are you happy now?	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
1578	How's this for "easily swayed!"	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1579	First rule of Pet Tower: You do not talk about Pet Tower.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1580	The "checkbook" you idiot! I told you to balance the CHECKBOOK!	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
1581	I think the problem is that we can’t see the phytoplankton.	1.2336	0.05241	107	88	13	6
1582	Hurry up and guess, honey - this is a cruel charade.	1.2336	0.05241	107	88	13	6
1583	Ok, I added the fish bowl. NOW will you marry me?	1.2333	0.04984	120	99	14	7
1584	This is not getting you out of doing the dishes.	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1585	Did you see which way Tweety flew?	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1586	Sometimes I feel like I'm right at the bottom of the food-chain in this house Agatha.	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
1587	We ignored/chewed/scratched/splashed. Can you forgive us?	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
1588	Hurry. Go grab the bird from the other room.	1.2333	0.05708	90	74	11	5
1589	Who would you like to pet today my dear?	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1590	Feels like a pyramid scheme to me!	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
1591	See! You thought I lacked leadership qualities.	1.2330	0.05723	103	87	8	8
1592	Honey, you should see who's on top of the goldfish.	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
1593	You are sure you dont’t want to continu to work from home ?	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
1594	Is that supposed to impress me?	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1595	Want to make it a fivesome?	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1596	If only he didn't speak	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
1597	Your therapy, not mine	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1598	Yes, but is it Tik Tok worthy?	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
1599	The fact that I had learned to do this is why I asked you to live with me after two dates.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
1600	The goldfish says it's a metaphor for evolution.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
1601	Please take a picture this will go good on my resume.	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
1602	Is the fish too over the top?	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
1603	I still can’t believe the fish ranks higher than I do in this house.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
1604	Jeremy, Pickle, Snowflake and Bubbles had practiced for three months…nonetheless, Judy still found her mind wandering back to Hank and his dancing Cockatoo.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
1605	Be serious,you want another pet?	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
1606	Thanks for getting the dog declawed.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
1607	This is our best standing offer.	1.2323	0.05712	99	83	9	7
1608	Noah’ origin story became more elaborate with each telling.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
1609	Now that I earn more money, the hierarchy in this home needed to be clear.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
1610	Anyway, this is what we do together.	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1611	la chi darem la mano!	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1612	As you commanded, all powerful one! So, when's dinner?	1.2321	0.04909	112	91	16	5
1613	Now just picture me on top of a bear	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1614	Playing hide and seek with the pets is proving harder that I expected. I can’t find them anywhere.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
1615	That's nice, dear.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
1616	For the last time I don’t like to play Jenga in any form!	1.2317	0.06328	82	69	7	6
1617	I’m thinking, America’s Got Talent.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
1618	We call ourselves "The Aristocrats."	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
1619	Can you get the ant farm?	1.2316	0.05883	95	80	8	7
1620	So you think balancing that wine glass on your leg is hard??	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1621	Run for it, they're taking over and making us their slaves!	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
1622	For our next trick, Goldy will explain our country's fascination with the Depp-Heard trial.	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1623	Is this stable enough for your father?	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
1624	I have to pee	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1625	I miss the “bread making phase” of the pandemic.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
1626	pull my finger.	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1627	Honey have you seen my…wait, why are you staring at me like that?	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1628	It's all about maintaining a balance in life.	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
1629	It never ends.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
1630	Downward facing dog, cat pose, fish pose. Yoga baffles me.	1.2308	0.04827	130	108	14	8
1631	we broke all the spinning plates...	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
1632	Better get a photo before adding the flea and the diving board.	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
1633	It may be the wine talking but let's take this trick into the bedroom	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1634	It's like a turducken, but different.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
1635	I don't know why the fish swallowed the fly.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1636	And you thought that goat yoga class wouldn't do me any good	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
1637	Could we please stop this "going vegan" nonsense?	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
1638	Who the hell put the fishbowl there?	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1639	Have you seen the parrot?	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
1640	I’m really sorry I cheated on you, but these nightly self-humiliation exercises are not helping us move forward…	1.2308	0.04441	91	70	21	0
1641	It's easier than juggling the vet bills.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
1642	When I asked you to pet me, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
1643	So what did you mean when you said you wanted to spice things up?	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
1644	This is what you meant when you asked me to dinner and a show?	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
1645	See honey? We don’t need kids to have fulfilling lives!	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1646	Maybe we should consider streaming.	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
1647	Help me. I hate only the dog.	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1648	America's Got Talent?	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1649	Now can we move on from heavy petting?	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1650	Permission to be assertive, dear.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1651	Was it better with the unicycle?	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1652	The mount and fluid transitions impressed, but the consistently weak dismounts left Cheryl questioning her decision to cancel Netflix.	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
1653	Not sure you understand balancing priorities.	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
1654	The kids grew up too fast.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1655	Okay, now let me see it the other way around.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
1656	You know you're my favorite animal, George.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
1657	No, I don't forgive any one of you, particularly the fish.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
1658	What is in this wine?	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
1659	What do you think? Ready for America’s Got Talent?	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
1660	Stop deflecting	1.2294	0.05316	109	91	11	7
1661	I'm practicing for "America's Got Talent," hop on.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
1662	The fish would like a pet.	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
1663	It’s a non-fungible token of my love, my dear.	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
1664	The tricky bit is looking cool while doing it.	1.2294	0.05316	109	91	11	7
1665	It's dog, cat, fish yoga!	1.2294	0.05154	109	90	13	6
1666	Now do you think I can balance the checkbook?	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
1667	Will you take our hand, paws, and gills in marriage?	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1668	America's Got Talent or Cirque du Soleil?	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
1669	Careful! Do you know how much I paid for that wine glass?	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1670	Next week we audition for "America's Got Balance."	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
1671	I prefer the dog house.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1672	So that’s why you didn’t do the laundry?	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
1673	Honey, just ignore our extreme demands for attention until you've had a chance to unwind from work.	1.2290	0.04793	131	109	14	8
1674	Quick -put on your tinfoil hat or they will do this to you, too!	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
1675	I thought tonight we might try something a little different.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
1676	We all know our place in life	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
1677	Are all of your first dates required to do this?	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
1678	‘In the doghouse’ is a figure of speech.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
1679	See, we don’t need a goat	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
1680	«I’m sorry, honey, this looked way cooler in my head.»	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
1681	I know you just vacuumed but this is getting ridiculous, Martha.	1.2289	0.06258	83	70	7	6
1682	Oh Janice, you think everything is a pyramid scheme.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1683	It started off downward-facing dog before the rest got jealous…	1.2288	0.05303	118	100	9	9
1684	Why do you get to put your feet on the sofa?	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1685	See what you can accomplish if you just put down the wine for a night.	1.2286	0.05286	105	87	12	6
1686	No, Letterman's been off the air for years.	1.2286	0.04738	105	84	18	3
1687	Too Grimm	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1688	Begging won’t get me to make dinner any faster for any of you.	1.2286	0.05457	105	88	10	7
1689	I’m showing them the hierarchy—let me get on your back.	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1690	As expected, the cat is complaining.	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
1691	This might be a Tic Tok moment. You choose the tune.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1692	Do you still see me as an accountant?	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
1693	It was this or learning mindfulness.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
1694	When you mentioned heavy petting, this isn’t what I had in mind.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
1695	We humbly apologize for our ingratitude at mealtime.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1696	Ohh Honey - I don’t think you’re tik-tok material just yet.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1697	Honey, I've got my priorities straight.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
1698	Ready to get on top?	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
1699	We've unionized.”	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
1700	For the love of God, help me!	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
1701	Now, do you remember that card you chose at the beginning of the evening?	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
1702	Well, the rest of the family wants an outing...	1.2277	0.05243	101	83	13	5
1703	Maybe we should have left pyramid building to the Egyptians	1.2277	0.05243	101	83	13	5
1704	We call it Cirque de la Chambre.	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
1705	Gary, I thought we were leaving the weird shit behind in 2020.	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
1706	Can you video conference your mother? This will prove I'm not talentless!	1.2277	0.05243	101	83	13	5
1707	You can't even look at me in the eye, Susan	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
1708	You’re next, my pet.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1709	Whadda you mean America doesn't have talent?	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1710	C'mon, you were a cheerleader at OSU!"	1.2273	0.04760	132	110	14	8
1711	Relax. I'll feed you in a minute.	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
1712	Nice. But why?	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
1713	I'm at the bottom of the food chain	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
1714	I’m glad we don’t live on a farm.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1715	I think we need to get out of the house more.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1716	I'm ready for your speech about your life as a balancing act...	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
1717	See, we don't need friends!	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
1718	I’m pretty sure that she blinked	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1719	Care to join at the bottom?	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1720	I made it to the final round of American Got Talent!	1.2269	0.04839	119	98	15	6
1721	They've been on my back all day.	1.2268	0.05582	97	81	10	6
1722	The Cat in the Hat made me do it.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
1723	We used to be a team.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
1724	They followed me home.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
1725	As she considered her options for companionship, Susie created what came to be known as the Pet Pyramid.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1726	I've got this. Just perch the parakeet on the edge of the bowl.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1727	They're well trained except for the fish.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1728	I'm looking for my glasses, and I think a spider crawled on me.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
1729	Does this mean we can stay?	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
1730	Bring ooooouuut yer pets.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
1731	This is what they want us to teach now.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
1732	now can I get some pussy	1.2264	0.05732	106	91	6	9
1733	Look, I think we should give our Netflix subscription another shot.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1734	Do I still have to take out the Trash?	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1735	We're ready. Put down your glass and get on all fours.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1736	I call the act, “The Aristocrats”.	1.2262	0.06189	84	71	7	6
1737	And the bartender says, 'We don't serve fish here.'	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1738	No applause; we just want your attention.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
1739	Honey, I just woke up to the worst cramp in my back…	1.2262	0.06189	84	71	7	6
1740	If this doesn’t make you rethink your decision to leave me nothing will.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1741	Has America got talent, or what?	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1742	Give me a 'P!'	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
1743	You have to get between me and the dog.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1744	I don't understand how this is working my abs.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1745	Will you please get off the couch and feed us!	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
1746	Do you need anything? We're on our way to Bremen.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1747	Who says men do less housework than women?	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1748	We're going to PETCO.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1749	Can you set the wine glass on top of the fishbowl?	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1750	You need to stop watching Tik Tok Carl	1.2258	0.05947	93	79	7	7
1751	Maybe those streaming services are worth it after all.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1752	There. Now will you vote for gun control, Senator Collins?	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
1753	Would this make you love me?!	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1754	I am the agony of creation - the blind menace of conscious flesh. I am the horror and wretched deliverance of mortal eventuality. I am the hierarchy of your denial, and I will be there at the end when the last photon whimpers into frigid blackness.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1755	Dianne, this is the best party trick I have.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1756	Your abuse of power is a disgrace to all dog trainers.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1757	No, you were right, it’s better the other way around.	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
1758	As pets you all stack up quite nicely	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1759	Aren't you at least curious how Moby got up there?	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1760	Does this look like the act of an unbalanced man?	1.2252	0.05228	111	93	11	7
1761	Hun, where’s the Roomba? We’re making a TikTok.	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
1762	Alright,now climb up on top	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
1763	Why should I be between the cat and the goldfish?	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
1764	I’m not just MISTER Dolittle anymore.	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
1765	Catch the fish. I'm headed for Downward Dog.	1.2250	0.04802	120	99	15	6
1766	This is our last and most heart felt plea for forgiveness.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
1767	It started as a dog and pony show	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
1768	Are you sure pet yoga works?	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
1769	Can we skip the fourplay next time?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
1770	Please, can you quit the “Mom strike” and continued to cook, clean, do the laundry and then give us our daily affection?	1.2248	0.04296	129	104	21	4
1771	Put a fly in it	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
1772	There is still room at the bottom!	1.2247	0.04449	89	69	20	0
1773	Don’t ask where the hamster is.	1.2247	0.05707	89	74	10	5
1774	The bird got stage fright	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1775	We're practicing for America hasTalent	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1776	Now for a final trick for all of us who forgot your birthday today.	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1777	Now can I sit on the sofa?	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
1778	Wait'll the fish jumps.	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1779	It’s a pet-life balance sort of thing	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
1780	Ahwww, I thought you had it. It's the return of the four horsey-men.	1.2243	0.05196	107	89	12	6
1781	Life with you is a real balancing act!	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
1782	I said, “We need a pet tracking chip,” not “We need a pet stacking, Chip.”	1.2243	0.05363	107	90	10	7
1783	Honey, where is the parakeet?	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1784	I'm not sure this is better than paying the Netflix bill.	1.2241	0.04911	116	96	14	6
1785	Okay. Nice trick. I'll do you, but not your whole crew.	1.2241	0.05061	116	97	12	7
1786	Don't just sit there, take some pictures and put them on YouTube.	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
1787	This is how you spent quarantine?	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1788	You see? I can balance my responsibilities!	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
1789	Trust me, you’ll fit.	1.2237	0.06379	76	64	7	5
1790	I saw it on dr. Phil...this is how to get rid of my gold fish elbow	1.2237	0.05164	76	60	15	1
1791	. -"It's a food chain-not a food pyramid!"	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
1792	HUMAN pyramids are so 20th-century!	1.2237	0.06649	76	65	5	6
1793	We came in 2nd place in my office Zoom talent show.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1794	We decided to audition for The America's Got Talent .	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1795	Ringling Brothers said, “No animals.”	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1796	I can explain everything except the fish.	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
1797	Climb aboard! We'll take you for a ride.	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1798	Honey if you drop them I'm gonna be so mad.	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
1799	That isn't the worm I see in your drink, is it?	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1800	This isn’t what I meant when I said we should keep it fresh.	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1801	Okay, I'll admit that balancing home and work is hard.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1802	Congress working on Gun Safety ideas	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1803	Now can you do it in reverse?	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
1804	Honey, get your shoe! There is a very scary P.C.VEY on the floor.	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
1805	Quick, take a picture, I have to pee!	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
1806	Can you get the ant farm, please?	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1807	Its called the Great Pyramid of Fleaza	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
1808	Nice trick Joe, but it just lacks believability	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1809	So the goldfish says…	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
1810	The therapist said balance in our relationship not with our house pets	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
1811	No, you are not hallucinating!	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1812	we promise, never to watch FOX News again	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
1813	Something's weird-- the fish didn't seem to want the cheese.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1814	So the concept is Cirque du Soleil - but with domestic pets.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1815	Please, we all beg you dearly!	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1816	Yeah, but did you remember to feed the fish?	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
1817	Looking “rehearsed”...isn’t that the point?	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
1818	Honey, this is not what's meant by a balanced diet."	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1819	I’m in balancing dog/cat/fish yoga pose. Not sure how I got here, but could use your help getting out.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1820	You're stacked, too.	1.2222	0.05865	90	76	8	6
1821	Care to join us? We're going for a walk.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
1822	Quick--take a picture. I could be a TickTok star!	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1823	Working to become a social incongruencer.	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
1824	Don't you love us anymore?	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
1825	I think the gold fish is a little to much.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1826	If they can't see each other, they can't bite each other.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1827	It's a new trend to coordinate foreplay with your pets so they don't feel left out.	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
1828	Dan, I'm happy to watch but I wish you had told me what you were into when we started dating.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1829	And the fish was on the cat, and the cat was on the dog, and the dog was on the man, and the man was on the ground, and the soul of the man hit a new low ground....	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1830	We were just practicing social distancing for when your mother comes to visit.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1831	This is ridiculous, let's make up.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
1832	If you let me climb on your back, we'll go viral on Tiktok.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
1833	You what? Bet me fifty bucks I couldn't do this... but you were only kidding?	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
1834	I told you our portfolio needed balancing, not our petfolio.	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
1835	If this isn't working for you, I can always go get the horse.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1836	It's our turn to have the couch.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1837	What do you think of my pet pyramid?	1.2222	0.04438	99	78	20	1
1838	You need a cushion? Right on it, Hon.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1839	Goat yoga is so yesterday!	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
1840	Not now, Brian, he’s down to two roses.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1841	Getting pets in lockdown was a bad decision	1.2222	0.05827	81	67	10	4
1842	We either need a pet gorilla or a pet plankton for the world record.	1.2222	0.06086	81	68	8	5
1843	It's a real balancing act managing work and also my balancing act.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1844	The leaning tower of Peter	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
1845	Honey, Can we please have dinner now?	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
1846	Can we please go to Costco	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
1847	As you can see, I am trainable.	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
1848	What do you think?	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1849	Anything else your Highness desires?	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
1850	Time’s up. The answer is climate change; if I mess up now, everybody’s screwed.	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
1851	Living with you is a delicate balancing act for the rest of us."	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1852	Happy Hour could be much happier if it came after dinnertime.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1853	Why can’t we just all get along	1.2212	0.05284	104	87	11	6
1854	I like doggie style too	1.2212	0.05284	104	87	11	6
1855	This motherfucker…	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1856	We're practicing feng shui.	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1857	Steady, fellas, all's left is the Russian judge!	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
1858	Sipsee? Please!	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
1859	What else you would like to know about me?	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
1860	The dog wants you to know that he's coming with me when we divorce.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
1861	Oops,is that the doorbell?	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
1862	I think this is the next big TikTok trend honey!	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1863	Kids would've been a lot easier.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1864	Hey! Don't laugh. I'm working on a new children's book.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1865	Marilyn's hierarchy of neediness.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1866	Now sit up and beg.	1.2209	0.04794	86	68	17	1
1867	God I hate Charades. It’s Food Chain!	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1868	Cant we just get a coffee table?	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
1869	O.K., you did it. But can you hold it until Hell freezes over!	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
1870	You’re the one who wanted to sell the TV.	1.2209	0.04794	86	68	17	1
1871	Two solid years of pandemic training and all I can do is this.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1872	We’re desperate for a few brownie points.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
1873	I thought we said we weren't going to have any food or drink on the sofa!	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
1874	Where is our frog?	1.2208	0.06303	77	65	7	5
1875	It didn't work as well with the goldfish on bottom	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
1876	Wouldn't you rather have kids?	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
1877	And you thought turkduckin was the be all end all.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
1878	We can have fun without you	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
1879	but if you put a trench coat on us we’d look like one tall goldfish	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
1880	When one wants a treat, they all want a treat.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1881	Where’s the parakeet?	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
1882	So? Is this Tik Tok worthy?	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1883	I kept them off the furniture, what else do you want?	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1884	The fish wanted a better hierarchy	1.2202	0.04393	109	87	20	2
1885	We’ll, Simon Cowell will think it’s a talent	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1886	... and I'm the elephant and you're supposed to get under me to be the turtle.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
1887	Why no? Is there someone else?	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
1888	You said we need more balance in our lives.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
1889	I see you replaced the monkey.	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
1890	We’ve reached consensus on tonight’s carryout dinner.	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
1891	It's either this or watch more cable news.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
1892	But It looks so easy on tiktok	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1893	Nothing?	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
1894	Now will you feed us?	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1895	We re looking for a mosquito.	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1896	Do you think I have chance at America's Got Talent?	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1897	Now tell me I'm beautiful!	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1898	You oughta see my second act!	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1899	Snuffy couldn’t make it.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
1900	I obviously need to start going back to the office.	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
1901	The doctor said I needed to live a more balanced lifestyle	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
1902	Karen either join the unholy stack or release me from this prison.	1.2198	0.04636	91	72	18	1
1903	Silly or not, I'm a man of many layers Suzanne.	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
1904	I call it the Crawling Wallenda	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1905	I guess it’s my animal magnetism!	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1906	' What do you mean "it lacks something" ?! '	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
1907	Yes, you are a "good boy" too.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1908	But this IS my job, dear.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1909	I told them you'd be impressed but I guess I was wrong!	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
1910	Yeah, well, I really need to get something off my chest.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
1911	There!	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
1912	I'm lonely, Gail. Lonely and motivated.	1.2192	0.06542	73	62	6	5
1913	I’m still not impressed	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
1914	Perhaps, sex tonight my love ?	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
1915	Marry us?	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
1916	Is that mosquito also part of the act?	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
1917	This is your idea for an audition to get on America's Got Talent ?	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
1918	Father's Day family photo	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1919	What's in this martini?	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1920	Wait, what? Since when did you stopped liking my animal tricks.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1921	Honey, the pets are really starting to weigh me down.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
1922	A parlor trick. You know, for guests?	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1923	We've figured out the balance. What do you think?	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1924	Are there less risky ways to move the fish bowl? Yes, yes there are.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
1925	Do you think it's time we stopped wine?	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1926	Okay, but first put down a coaster-this is a clean shirt.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1927	We're attention-starved.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1928	Now if you four would clean up after yourselves we would have something.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1929	It’s definitely tightening my core!	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1930	And I do remind you that I am the foundation of this family.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1931	Honey, I don't think this is what the yoga instructor meant.	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
1932	Well yes, I do believe that all of us are bored.	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
1933	I’m just trying to restore balance in my life.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1934	Where's our treats?	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
1935	Pleasing Marjorie was a constant balancing act.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1936	Ok, tomorrow I'll take you to the employment office.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1937	We want to know why you give all your attention to the canary.	1.2182	0.05065	110	92	12	6
1938	From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
1939	Now give us a little twirl.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
1940	Why a crawl? Why not just a walk?	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
1941	We’re begging you… don’t make me roll over	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
1942	This isn't what you think.	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
1943	I'm carrying this family on my back	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
1944	Interested in a menagerie a trois?	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
1945	You think I'm ready for Letterman?	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
1946	You think you know more than Simon Cowell?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1947	Amandog Catfish…at your service, m’lady.	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
1948	I opted out of the monkey.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1949	Son how do you like always being on the bottom?	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
1950	Now you know, keeping this household running is a balancing act.	1.2174	0.05747	92	78	8	6
1951	Letterman retired years ago honey.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1952	Marry me? Pretty please with a goldfish on top.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
1953	Wait for it…	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1954	We should have never let them watch Cirque du Soleil."	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
1955	If that drink is room temperature, we've achieved zero carbon footprint.	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
1956	Honey, will you do Maslow's pyramid for me?	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
1957	If this doesn’t fill the void, I don’t know what will.	1.2174	0.05747	92	78	8	6
1958	Are you telling me you'd still rather have a pair of earrings?	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
1959	Any ideas for a finale?	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
1960	What really would be impressive was if you reversed the order.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1961	Easy-peasy. Super Glue.	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
1962	The top 2 contestants can remain	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1963	Oh you said “acts of service” I thought you said your love language was “acts of circus”	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
1964	Can we go back to playing Scrabble?	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
1965	Where’s Polly?	1.2169	0.05950	83	70	8	5
1966	We started training for this when Stupid Pet Tricks was on Late Night	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1967	My marriage proposal is evolving.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
1968	Now give me the glass.	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
1969	You’ll never make it on Cheer…	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
1970	It's official: the caption contest has jumped the shark.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1971	It's a delicate balancing act having three pets	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1972	No, I haven't heard back on my resumes...why?	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
1973	OK, the answer is Animal Farm!	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1974	Okay honey, we’re ready for the hamster.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
1975	I'll trade you...	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1976	I'm quitting my job tomorrow.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
1977	Should I woof or meow?	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
1978	I call this the empty nester-asanna pose	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1979	Working from home has had some bizarre results.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1980	Honey, I told you I'm an extraoridinarilly balanced person"	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1981	Is that the Chateau Margaux Balthazar?	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
1982	What, no applause?"	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
1983	If you look closely, the fish is giving you the middle finger.	1.2159	0.05703	88	74	9	5
1984	Putting your wine glass on my head would surely capture the judge's attention.	1.2159	0.04698	88	70	17	1
1985	Honey, you're never going to believe this, but I think there are hardwood floors under the carpet.	1.2159	0.05927	88	75	7	6
1986	No… I said, ‘Fang’ Shui!	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1987	Well don’t just sit there, go get the hamster.	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
1988	It's ok, but it would be so much better if you'd rub my back.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1989	I think you have mixed up your hierarchies.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1990	Do you want top or bottom?	1.2157	0.05329	102	86	10	6
1991	Can I have sex now?	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1992	You just drank the worm!	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1993	Maybe it's time to have a child.	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
1994	It's a food pyramid, honey.	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
1995	I got in on the ground floor	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
1996	Impressive. Now get me another glass of wine.	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
1997	Taking a break from social media? Not now, Candice.	1.2152	0.04990	79	63	15	1
1998	At least I know that SOMEONE cares if I find my contact.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
1999	Ok, now Buffy goes on the bottom.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2000	We’re playing horsey.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2001	Competition for your attention is really mounting!	1.2152	0.06155	79	67	7	5
2002	Me too?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2003	Who’s foolish now?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2004	The pony called out sick. Rufus asked us to be his stand-ins.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2005	We’re all Yours…Honest	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2006	Fifi needs to pee.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2007	See, honey? We don't have space for kids!	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2008	I would say it's time we got back into circulation..	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2009	We're heading over to Bremen.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2010	Anything else we can do to amuse you?	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2011	This is your last chance to get in the family act.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2012	I forgot to charge the Roomba.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2013	Now do you forgive us for the mess?	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2014	Honey, have you seen the pets?!	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2015	Well, maybe not know, but when I train the fish to juggle, Simon can't NOT be impressed.	1.2151	0.05690	93	79	8	6
2016	Here' what I've been working on in quarantine, what do you think?	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2017	I thought you said we would juggle the pet responsibilities.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2018	Frank,is that your idea of a pyramid scheme?	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2019	One of us definitely overshot the micro-dosing.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2020	Cat your service	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2021	Is this a good time to ask for an increase in my allowance?”	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2022	Does this not please you?!	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2023	This is my idea of kinky!	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2024	Now can I have some wine?	1.2143	0.04412	98	78	19	1
2025	We're trying out for 'America's Got No-Talent.'	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
2026	Get up,Maslow,you made your point.	1.2143	0.05885	84	71	8	5
2027	I appreciate the sourdough bread, but did you learn to do this?	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2028	And now I climb on your back. A deal's a deal!	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
2029	She said perspective could save our marriage.	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2030	No. You cannot have a pony.	1.2143	0.05664	98	84	7	7
2031	It's your turn to feed the fish.	1.2143	0.05664	98	84	7	7
2032	Well, maybe WE think YOU'RE in a pyramid scheme.	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2033	Tower of please, Ma”	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2034	„Tom, I want a divorce.“	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2035	I swear it was the goldfish’s idea.	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
2036	Do you think Simon Cowell would give us a Golden Buzzer?	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2037	Life is a balancing act, n'est ce pas?	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2038	Woman’s hierarchy of needs.	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2039	I think maybe we're just two really different people who want different things.	1.2136	0.05458	103	88	8	7
2040	So you're telling me we're going to vacation in Bremen?	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
2041	All this and I found only a quarter.	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2042	You want the snake - - where?!?	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2043	And this concludes "Why We Don't Need Kids".	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2044	Don't look at me, it was the dog's idea	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2045	I’m still going to book club….	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2046	See what I mean?	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2047	Let's play Jenga.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2048	We can explain the mess but wanted to ensure balanced reporting.	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
2049	They double-dog dared me.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2050	We thought he was a Clownfish, but he's really an Acrobatfish.	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2051	Try topping this?	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2052	It’s the food pyramid	1.2135	0.05865	89	76	7	6
2053	No, Pete, the audience are looking for something more than this.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2054	My Tik Tok followers loved it.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2055	I’m just a boy, kneeling in front of a girl, with a dog and a cat and a fish on my back, asking her to love him.	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2056	Told you that I could train them to stay off the rug.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2057	ah - you ordered ramen, not bremen.	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2058	Make a run for it. That fish is out of control.	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
2059	I think I finally found something to enter in "America's Got Talent!"	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2060	You asked for an evolution lesson? Well, here you go.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2061	playing jenga with the family	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2062	Then it's turtles all the way down.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2063	No, what's ridiculous is, the fish thinks we're turtles.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2064	What do you mean, your 'biggest pet peeve'?	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2065	You said you liked the pets better than me	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2066	Since my headstands didn’t please you…	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2067	They all insisted that I take them for a walk, I'll be back.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2068	They call this pose "downward-facing dog."	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2069	The Tonight Show called.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2070	Can you guess who the underdog of this story is?	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2071	Will you at least try to look for your contact lens?	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
2072	Ok, Ok, now can I have drink?	1.2125	0.06083	80	68	7	5
2073	Can I have my glass of wine now?	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2074	The LEAST you can do is give me a sip!	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2075	I think we need to get out more.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2076	The food chain affects my horsey rides.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2077	As you can see, the food pyramid is very complicated.	1.2125	0.04602	80	63	17	0
2078	See? I CAN multitask.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2079	You said that I needed more balance in my life.	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
2080	OK, fine. I'll balance the checkbook next time.	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2081	Wait, when did you say Ringling Brothers stopped having animal acts?	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2082	COVID Charades	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2083	Just practicing playing horse for the grandkids.	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
2084	So NOW can I have the wifi password?	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
2085	Sure it's an unusual hobby but it got us through lockdownwith toned abs	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2086	May I have my martini now?	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2087	It's your turn for piggyback rides	1.2119	0.05085	118	101	9	8
2088	Interested in some heavy petting?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2089	Nice try, but Ringling Brothers isn’t using animals anymore.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2090	You promised you'd take the bottom!	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2091	Now can we eat?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2092	We get it. From now on we'll feed ourselves.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2093	I am just a guy and a dog and a cat and a fish standing in front of a girl asking her to love us.	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
2094	For once I’m glad I am not top dog!	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
2095	Do we still have that bearskin rug?	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
2096	I knew getting rid of the tv was a bad idea.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2097	There was a horse underneath me a minute ago, but I lost it.	1.2118	0.05820	85	72	8	5
2098	Why am I always the bottom of the food chain?	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2099	Marriage is such a balancing act!	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2100	Is this what you meant by "being more supportive"?	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
2101	Our anniversary was yesterday, honey.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
2102	Sit.	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
2103	The gerbil ran off"	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
2104	You brought this on yourself	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
2105	Quick, throw the houseplant on top.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2106	No, we don’t want turducken for dinner.	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2107	OK, so now you know I know who the "Bremer City Musicians" were . . .	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2108	We have to get cable."	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2109	The cricket drowned.	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2110	You forgot the Canary.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2111	Please, not the gerbil!	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2112	When you told me to join the circus, I realized I needed an act.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2113	We’re just about ready to do this as a high wire act.”	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2114	See. I told you it isn’t turtles all the way down.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2115	NOW, will you marry me and join the circus?	1.2111	0.04605	90	72	17	1
2116	Have you paid the Cable bill yet	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
2117	well, you're always telling me to work on finding more balance!	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2118	The fish is really bossy!	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2119	Think you could try this with the checkbook?	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2120	We would all be very honored if you would agree to marry us!	1.2105	0.06016	76	64	8	4
2121	We need a gecko.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2122	When feeding time and Happy Hour overlap	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2123	You're going to have to put the wine down for this one...	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2124	I must say, Eve, you're looking lovely tonight.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
2125	I agree, online dating has gotten much more specific.	1.2105	0.05578	95	81	8	6
2126	Come on, look how supportive I am!	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
2127	My yogi said house pets are the G.O.A.T.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2128	Don’t move, the goldfish is about to leap into your wine glass.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2129	See! It’s not “turtles all the way down”!	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
2130	I'm leaving you and taking the dog, the cat, and the fish--in that order."	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2131	Marriage is a balancing act.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2132	…and don’t let the door hit your a…. on the way out!	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2133	…When did they….maybe there is such thing as too much wine…	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2134	It was in this moment, Bob knew exactly where he ranked	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2135	Do what?	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2136	Confirming... you have no interest in family activities.	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2137	Please, accept our apology!	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2138	The fish says you're at the bottom - its words, not mine.	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2139	Sharon is that your third glass of wine? I think you're losing it...	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2140	Very impressive, but I still want a divorce.	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2141	Henry is getting more creative in his attempts to beg for sex.	1.2099	0.06013	81	69	7	5
2142	Now do the worm.	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2143	I couldn't find a rooster!" "Which makes you the a** dear.	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
2144	I don't think is what they mean by "work-life balance."	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2145	We come to you in solidarity for wanting to be fed.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2146	Iust let me finish my wine and I will feed you.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2147	Your olive is not under the coach. Are you sure you didn't swallow it.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2148	Ah, it’s nice to see my pyramid scheme is working	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2149	I'm fine with the empty nest - why do you ask?	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2150	Quick! Call my agent!	1.2093	0.04712	86	69	16	1
2151	Try doing this for 5 more hours and then tell me "giving birth is easy"	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2152	When's Dinner?	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2153	Water would have been fine, I don't need the fish	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2154	Of course I'm pet friendly.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2155	Do you understan evolution now?	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2156	Thank you for not buying the pet snake.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2157	Fine, you can have one beer.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2158	what does it take to win your love.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2159	Would you pleeease get between me and the dog?	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2160	Bark meow glub is my new catchphrase	1.2088	0.05529	91	77	9	5
2161	I'm calling our act The Crawling Wallendas."	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
2162	Do we have your attention now dear?	1.2088	0.04560	91	73	17	1
2163	What’s wrong honey, you said yourself we should take things to the next level	1.2088	0.04560	91	73	17	1
2164	We should get a parakeet.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2165	Post-divorce, let’s exchange: you get the pets, I get your wine.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
2166	We really need a TV	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
2167	Quick, get the bear	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2168	We're sorry.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2169	Honey, I think you're taking this game of charades a little too far.	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
2170	Is the electricity back on yet?	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
2171	Now will you forgive us?	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2172	Honey, could you scratch my left ear?	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
2173	Will you please get your pets off my back.	1.2083	0.06542	72	62	5	5
2174	Rover, Fluffy and Goldie are telling you that they have my back on this issue.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
2175	Who needs goat yoga?	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2176	You told me to get a hobby...	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2177	Karen I think we need to re-evaluate our 2.5 family	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
2178	Charades again?	1.2083	0.05524	96	82	8	6
2179	I told you retirement would be worthwhile!	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2180	Look who doesn’t have a ‘real job’ now.	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2181	Have you seen the gerbil?	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2182	Time to choose. Who do you love most?	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2183	Yes, I’ve been going out, but not like you think.	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
2184	Now do you understand the food chain?	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2185	Whatever you do, don't roll over	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2186	Room for one more under the dog	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
2187	Emma contemplates the perils of Internet outages during 'me' time	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
2188	Ok, it's 2 words, first word	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
2189	Giddyap horsey	1.2078	0.04654	77	61	16	0
2190	Do you want to take them for awhile	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
2191	We call it Petflix and chill.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2192	Okay okay. Let’s have a baby	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2193	"No way 'America's Got Talent' takes us if you're not with us.	1.2073	0.05945	82	70	7	5
2194	Couldn't I just do the dishes once a week instead?	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
2195	That's great, but you still need to take the garbage out.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2196	Please say yes	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2197	If it looks like I'm on my hands and knees with the dog, cat, and fish balanced on my back then there's a good chance you've had enough wine.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2198	Please don't yell, "Fetch!"	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2199	Dan I think it’s time we consider adopting	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2200	And that’s my theory of evolution.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2201	Don't worry dear- it's just a spider.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2202	We’re searching for our lost time.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2203	Sorry, there is just no room for you anymore	1.2073	0.05945	82	70	7	5
2204	Now I get why you do yoga at the studio.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2205	Okay, we forgot the hamster. We'll start over.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2206	They call it pet store yoga. Do you think it will catch on?	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2207	Don't ask me to stand.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2208	My lens must be under the sofa .	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2209	Can you see the ant?	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
2210	Explain to me again how the food pyramid works?	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2211	All of our inner clocks agree, it’s time for dinner.	1.2072	0.04976	111	94	11	6
2212	I lost my contact lens. It took off from there.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2213	Your pets have approved!	1.2069	0.05696	87	74	8	5
2214	I know I said we could spend the evening any way you wanted, but this is ridiculous.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2215	I'M ILLUSTRATING MASLOW'S HIERARCH Y OF NEEDS FOR YOU	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2216	the dang hamster rolled off, didn't he??	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2217	Can we please renew our Netflix subscription?	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2218	We no longer care about your joining our happiness, Heart.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2219	OK, no more relationship status questions.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2220	It's a newer form of goat yoga.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2221	Well, I'm sorry--I couldn't find the gerbil.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2222	Is the Wi-Fi working yet?	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2223	And you said we’d regret cancelling Netflix	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2224	Instead of 'duck, duck, goose...its dog, cat, fish.'	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2225	And this is instead of making dinner?	1.2065	0.05687	92	79	7	6
2226	Are you one-upping goat yoga?	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2227	Not bad… but I once saw a monkey juggling five wrought iron skillets!	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2228	I'm searching for balance in my life.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2229	How are you making us do this!? And where are your pupils? Dear god… You’re not my wife. You’re some sort of demon that is controlling her body! Be gone, foul demon! We are not animals made to perform in your circus of torment! My soul is on fire!	1.2065	0.05687	92	79	7	6
2230	Ok. This time finish your drink before I do the summersault.	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2231	I was just looking for my contact.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2232	Work from home was really productive today	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2233	We're just trying to get your attention!	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
2234	Marlo's hierarchy of pleads	1.2062	0.05471	97	83	8	6
2235	I have reconsidered my opposition to renewing our streaming service.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2236	If you thought Naked Twister was next-level, you’re in for big surprise.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2237	Honey, please don’t take us for granted.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2238	Come on! Keep guessing! The goldfish is poetic freedom!	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2239	Honey, who wrote "PC Vey" on the carpet?	1.2062	0.05471	97	83	8	6
2240	I miss our old cocktail parties.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2241	America’s Got Talent has nothing on us!	1.2059	0.04023	102	81	21	0
2242	I simply do not understand how our friends have children.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2243	This routine just isn’t doing it for me, Carol.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2244	I’m not beneath you, Janet.”	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2245	We're still not going to your mother's for Thanksgiving.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2246	That's not the performance that I was hoping for .	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
2247	You're welcome to join us.	1.2055	0.04762	73	58	15	0
2248	Wait until you see us do downward dog.	1.2051	0.04785	117	99	12	6
2249	Now, if you'd bring me my skateboards.	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
2250	Trying to unionize for more attention again, Harold?	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
2251	One drink. I told you it was one lousy drink.	1.2051	0.04950	78	63	14	1
2252	Have you seen the gecko anywhere?	1.2051	0.06150	78	67	6	5
2253	Perfect! Now throw your trenchcoat on and we can all go to the movie.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2254	Honey how’s about getting off the couch and calling the chiropractor!	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2255	At least we don’t have to send them to school.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2256	Oh yeah? Well can GREG do this?	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2257	I was going to take the fish for a tour of the house and then everyone wanted in.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2258	Please forgive us We all promise to never do it again	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2259	This one is so stupid no matter what you write it won’t be funny.	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2260	I warned you about pyramid schemes.	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2261	We're worried about your drinking problem.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2262	Have you seen Max, Snowball or Nemo? I can't find them anywhere.	1.2048	0.05878	83	71	7	5
2263	If Stupid Pet Tricks aren't still a thing, I've clearly wasted my life.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2264	Sidney’s latest pyramid scheme fails miserably.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2265	Well I’m not the one with a monkey on their back, Karen.	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
2266	I don't know how you do it all	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2267	If I told you once I’ve told you a thousand times Frank, I’m not into the circus ring master role playing.	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2268	Taking care of three animals is a balancing act.	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
2269	Is there a mouse in the house?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2270	The lovers, the dreamers, and me.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2271	Pick Me!	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2272	I can't do this by myself, dear.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2273	Larry, when I told you I wanted to see the Great Pyramid, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2274	I don’t think this new holistic vet is worth the money	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2275	Can you check if the wifi is back yet?	1.2043	0.05418	93	79	9	5
2276	The hardest part was training the fish.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2277	They won't tell me how they do the goldfish part.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2278	I can’t take another Covid lockdown !	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2279	See? We need a pony.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2280	C’mon. Nothing?	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2281	"Remind me again why pets are easier to raise than children."	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2282	It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s a pyramid meme’	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
2283	you called my queen?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2284	Snickers and the goldfish objected to the Top Dog idea.	1.2041	0.05419	98	84	8	6
2285	You know that’s my pet peeve.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2286	Marriage’s hierarchy of needs.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2287	Honey, the fish won't get off again.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2288	Well, THIS isn't Bremen Town, and it WON'T help your music career.	1.2041	0.04342	98	79	18	1
2289	So I was reading them a folk tale called The Bremen Town Musicians, and we didn't have a donkey...	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2290	Please don't buy the horse.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2291	It took us all day, but we finally decided that this was the best order.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2292	Now,you stand on the fish	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2293	I can’t handle this balancing act of caring for all of our pets anymore!	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2294	Trust me, Ellie. This is the only way to cut our streaming obsession.	1.2041	0.05222	98	83	10	5
2295	Enjoy your ‘Me Time’ Honey, we’ll wait.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2296	He’s a red pigfish, so yeah, it plays…	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2297	Is this good for a TikTok?	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2298	We all want it with the strap-on	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2299	The fish is rocking the boat.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2300	We’ve searched everywhere at this level and we still can’t find the mouse !	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2301	You’ve got us trained, but we want a better work/life balance!	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2302	OK, now can we ask your mother not to come this weekend?	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2303	One of us accidentally shrunk your white sweater.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2304	Circus try outs are next Monday.	1.2037	0.04880	108	91	12	5
2305	It was then that Rhonda knew she had indeed made the right decision having had Brad taxidermied as well…	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
2306	We're heading to the market for liver-flavored kibble, a rubber mouse, and some dried worms. Do you need anything?	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2307	If only we could swim in what you drink	1.2029	0.06715	69	60	4	5
2308	We are groveling at your feet. More food please.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2309	On the bright side, without the pandemic, we wouldn't have perfected this neat little trick.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2310	Hurry up and take a photo for the goldfish’s Instagram.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2311	Your engagement ring is in the bowl. I hope you can decide quickly.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2312	That"s all very nice, Arnold, but do you always have to be on the bottom?	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2313	The fish doesn't want the word "scale" anywhere in the contract.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2314	I'm going to have to ask you to put down your wine.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2315	Honey, have you seen the Cockatoo?	1.2027	0.06660	74	65	3	6
2316	What? The carpet was still drying.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2317	I really think you need to start going back to the office.	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2318	Well at least the monkey is off my back!	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2319	The circus may have closed but the show goes on!"	1.2025	0.04894	79	64	14	1
2320	Better. But I think the mouse on the back of the cat is more iconic.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2321	As family, it's never the wrong time for an intervention!	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2322	Now throw that glass of Chardonnay in my face and then I'll promise to always lower the toilet seat.	1.2025	0.04550	79	63	16	0
2323	OK,OK ,let's go with the kid idea!!!!!!!!	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
2324	We got a callback from Cirque du Soleil, so I think we each deserve a treat to celebrate	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2325	I have to stay like this for HOW many years before Mitch McConnell considers bringing HR8 to the senate floor for a vote, you say?	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2326	Is the pandemic over yet?	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2327	We’re leaving you for Cirque du Soleil.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2328	Honey, can you help us find the pet snail?	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2329	Bring with you is enough of a balancing act,Richard.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2330	We are not amused!	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2331	I do have Baggage!	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2332	Aaand it's still a no...	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2333	Of course,getting the cat to go along was the hard part.	1.2024	0.04724	84	68	15	1
2334	Yes, I promise, no more TikTok videos after we finish making this one!	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2335	What's for dinner?	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2336	You keep our life balanced	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2337	Yes dear.	1.2024	0.05561	84	71	9	4
2338	Let us entertain you!!	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2339	Well, I think there would also be lots of other reasons to have a pony.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2340	Well, you told me I need more balance in my life...	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2341	Ringling's gonna be here in a second.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2342	Do you want to be on the top or the bottom?	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2343	And then it's turtles all the way down.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2344	You really haven't heard about the latest Tik Tok challenge?	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2345	How did you ever guess that I want to go to Bremen?	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2346	I think we can stop the training classes.	1.2022	0.04570	89	72	16	1
2347	That’s cute, but I still carry more on my shoulders.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2348	‘The turtle is beneath our feet.’	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2349	Goldie's ready for the cheerleader tryout.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2350	We're all in agreement—you're at the top of the food chain.	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
2351	'Could you scratch my nose, please?'	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2352	The therapist said we should express our fantasies	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2353	Now, the rest of us haven't been drinking, sooo....	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2354	Will you marry me, even though one of them swallowed your engagement ring?	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2355	What do you mean 'Make no sudden moves?' How do you think I got in this situation in the first place?	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2356	Thank you. I think it's clever too, but no one will book the act unless I set us all on fire.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2357	I’m telling you, Babe, this just doesn’t work without you.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2358	OK, we're here. So why did you swallow the fly?	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2359	Don’t you dare.	1.2020	0.05368	99	85	8	6
2360	It's our entry for 'Stupid Pet Tricks' !	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
2361	I am glad I expanded my skills in the last two years but I really think I am ready to go back into the office now.	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2362	The NBA needs unique halftime performers.	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
2363	We did a bad thing.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2364	I call this "The Aristocrats."	1.2018	0.05011	109	93	10	6
2365	To begin with, this is not a pyramid scheme.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2366	We've been practicing for America's Got Talent, but the mouse slipped and drowned.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2367	I have an audition tomorrow for "America's Got No Talent."	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2368	And you were SO sure the cat wouldn't go along with this.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2369	This is as viral as we get.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2370	Ready to play Jenga?	1.2000	0.05749	85	73	7	5
2371	Oh, fuck!	1.2000	0.04969	110	94	10	6
2372	I'm the fish out of water here	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2373	The chia pet?…seriously?	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2374	I can’t see why this has anything to do with PETA, Barbara.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2375	OK, fine. We can get an actual Jenga.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2376	I think you should change your music.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2377	Okay Jan, now go get the baby.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2378	Honey, we are so sorry we didn't finish our dinner yesterday, it won't happen again.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2379	What do you think? AGT?	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2380	Where’s the bird?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2381	Household pets assemble! Together we might stand a chance.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2382	Jane, listen to me. The fish is pure evil. Get the gun. Now.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2383	No, you may not get a Horse.	1.2000	0.05749	85	73	7	5
2384	Sorry Honey, but jumping through hoops is not an option right now!	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
2385	OK then, what would impress you?	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2386	Now, balance your glass on the tip of my nose!	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2387	We’re joining the circus, you want to hop on?!	1.2000	0.04822	120	103	10	7
2388	Oh, Honey! Barnum and Baileys isn't using animal acts this year.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
2389	Sweetie, have you seen my IPhone ?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2390	Beg the children to move back in. I cannot do this much longer.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2391	You listed all my imperfections,wrong doings and lack of judgement since 2002. What else can i do to make it up to you?	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
2392	0n ‘3’, the fish w	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
2393	Flippy can't support all our weight, so I had to be on the bottom.	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
2394	Are you not entertained?...and is the streaming back up yet?	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2395	We’re concerned that having kids will upset our well-balanced family dynamic.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2396	Is this performance less disappointing?	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
2397	Pet Yoga is the fitness craze spreading like wildfire across the nation.	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
2398	It's turtles all the way down.	1.2000	0.05519	90	77	8	5
2399	It was all accidental.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2400	See what I do for sex?	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2401	It’s a TikTok thing honey, just take the photo.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2402	Just getting through my day is a real balancing act.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2403	Howl woof meow and splash.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2404	I don't think this is helping to ease my back pain.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2405	Slightly more impressive than my bank balance.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
2406	I figured our a way to keep Buddy from chasing Tabby and Tabby from trying to eat Nemo.	1.2000	0.04500	80	64	16	0
2407	I think this increased time at home thing is getting to us.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2408	That’s a good start.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2409	Good enough for America's Got Talent?	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
2410	Ok honey,now do you get evolution ?	1.2000	0.05318	100	86	8	6
2411	We're sorry for making a mess of the house, now will you please feed us?	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2412	Okay, now get the budgie...	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2413	We call it `The Aristocrats`	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2414	The four beggars of suburbia.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2415	Can you get me a few worms?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2416	I bet you can't guess what we're planning for the next stack."	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2417	Well, you were right. It was cuter in the garden. Let’s head back out…	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2418	I know our therapist said to find a better balance at home, but this is not it	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2419	Honey I know you’re bored but maybe you should go back to cup staking	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2420	The bird is just getting into character he’ll be right out	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2421	Ahh, me time…always so relaxing.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2422	How am I supposed to roll over?	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2423	I just think the term 'human pyramid' ignores the possibilities.	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
2424	So?!? What do you think?? Do you think it’s good enough to take on the road?!	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2425	The town musicians of Bremen	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
2426	Yes I do think I am sponge worthy.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
2427	Ridin’ high is the cat’s meow	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
2428	Turduckin? Hah!	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2429	ok fine we can try for a baby	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2430	Are you more impressed this way, or with the fish on the bottom?	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2431	Do we look like the Bremen Town Musicians?	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2432	Please give me the bird.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2433	YOU need to relax? You don't realize what a balancing act being a house husband is.	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
2434	O.K., you've made your point.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2435	Okay, now you get under the dog.	1.1978	0.05463	91	78	8	5
2436	Honey, please…woof, meow, blurb!	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2437	The good news is I got the monkey off my back.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2438	Please, please, do something with your hair, we can't take it anymore!!!	1.1978	0.05463	91	78	8	5
2439	We’re moving past downward dog.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2440	Now get the fern.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2441	Next time, I get the wine, and you get the edible.	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
2442	Is this really how you play Jenga?	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2443	OK, OK, you win! Yes, I will go out to dinner with you!	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2444	It's a pyramid scheme. Wanna play?	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
2445	Now roll over snd beg	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2446	My eyes are down here!	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2447	It's a delicate balance, isn't it?	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2448	Now you can stop saying that I'm unbalanced.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2449	I may have fallen for another pyramid scheme.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2450	She’s into heavy petting.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2451	What are looking at?	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
2452	Are you feeling canine, feline, piscine or hominine?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2453	Is this balanced enough for our marriage?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2454	Oh come on....it took us months to perfect this one....nothing?	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
2455	Now do you see my animal magnetism?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2456	Now can I have the remote?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2457	I could add a canary, but only if you're willing to commit.	1.1975	0.04451	81	65	16	0
2458	Hey. Woof. Meow. Splash.	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
2459	Our stubborn parakeet hates getting his feet wet.	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2460	Darryl, you're really gonna be in the dog house for this!	1.1975	0.05937	81	70	6	5
2461	Honey, what tiktok trend is this one?!	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
2462	Will you miss us when we go on tour?	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
2463	I’m still not doing anal.	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
2464	Yes! This is for TikTok! What tune should I use?	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
2465	Maybe we should just let them back on the couch.	1.1974	0.06218	76	66	5	5
2466	The odds of our agreeing to another one of your pet projects is obviously stacked against you.	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
2467	We're still not getting a hamster.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
2468	Okay, so show us your pussy now.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2469	Not tonight Claremont… I’ve got a blazer of a headache…	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
2470	I jus	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
2471	I know you said no amount of begging would do, but can we watch Animal Kingdom tonight?	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
2472	I take it from this that you couldn't find the Jenga....	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2473	These are my recruits for your pyramid scheme	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2474	We're your family and we love you, but this is an intervention.	1.1972	0.06222	71	61	6	4
2475	The least you can do is clap.	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
2476	Can we please, please come on the couch?	1.1972	0.06222	71	61	6	4
2477	America’s Got Talent – Pandemic version!	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
2478	They all pitched in to help me find my contact lens.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
2479	And now I gallup through a ring of fire?	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
2480	It’s okay. I know you have a lot in your shoulders.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
2481	And for my next trick, I will actually fill your glass.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2482	Can I have dinner now?	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
2483	Now, try to balance the wine glass.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2484	Please Prepare Dinner	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
2485	Our Sub-Committee agrees, you are the Leader of the House.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2486	Let's go through this again. You say a man has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river?	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2487	None of that suffices to apologize for overturn of Roe.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
2488	I felt better having a monkey on my back.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2489	You could help!	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2490	Ringling's is changing their format.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2491	You think the work, life balance is tough Suzanna?!	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2492	Can't we all just get along?	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
2493	I’m supportive	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2494	It’s even more impressive when we do it on water skis.	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2495	You're maskless!?!	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2496	Can self esteem be measured with negative numbers?	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2497	beyond deconstruction	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2498	We've all discussed it. It's time for your vacation from your smartphone to end.	1.1957	0.05407	92	79	8	5
2499	I'm ready for our five-some.	1.1957	0.05832	92	81	4	7
2500	Book. Five words. How did you not get “On the Origin of Species”?	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2501	I told you we wouldn’t need that Netflix subscription	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2502	See honey! There's no room for a baby!	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2503	Dear, it's feeding time for all of your pets.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2504	Can I have a drink too?	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2505	It was Douglas Adams' idea	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
2506	No, it's not the house hierarchy.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2507	Sup?! Woof. Meow! Spliiish Up?!	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2508	Just this once, I actually want you to get ON my back.	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
2509	Oh honey, you could’ve just asked if you wanted to be on the bottom	1.1954	0.05626	87	75	7	5
2510	You were right! Without the monkey on my back life IS much more manageable!	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2511	I don’t care if you forgot to set up the camera, I’m not getting up.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2512	Nah! Perspective is off	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2513	I’ve got a lot going on, but sure I can get you some more wine.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2514	It's the hierarchy of needs!	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2515	Sorry, we couldn't balance the ant farm!	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2516	But imagine we're also wearing a trench coat.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2517	How in the world did the fish get up there?	1.1951	0.06120	82	72	4	6
2518	And now for my next trick.	1.1951	0.05607	82	70	8	4
2519	Pretty please with fishy on top!	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
2520	Not what she meant by "find inner peace and balance."	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2521	What kinda crazy pyramid scheme is this?	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2522	So now, can we have fish food, sardines, Alpo, and sex, in that order?	1.1951	0.05607	82	70	8	4
2523	I think this whole work from home thing has run its course	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2524	It’s the leaning tower of pet-sa.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2525	Still think I can’t multitask?	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
2526	The internet's out, we had to do something.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2527	Remind me, does the pecking order start at the top or at the bottom of the pile?	1.1948	0.04543	77	62	15	0
2528	stacks of love	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2529	We just love pet school"	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2530	Don't tell me I haven't evolved.	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
2531	And they say we don't have fun.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
2532	Shh... if we keep very still, she might not notice.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
2533	Have you found my contact lens yet? I can’t see a thing with out it.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
2534	They want to go to Bremen Town. Come with?	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
2535	My therapist is weaning me off the monkey.	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2536	Now stand?	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2537	Gimme a K Gimme an E Gimme a P Keep us, keep us, keep us	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
2538	This is the strangest first date I’ve ever been on. So you say you’re an influencer?	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
2539	I wanna be sedated!	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
2540	They know you're not playing, dear!	1.1944	0.06141	72	62	6	4
2541	What do you mean, where's the parakeet?	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2542	Before the flat earth theory ancient people believed the earth was a fishbowl, suspended on the back of a cat, supported on the back of a dog, all resting on the back of a man	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
2543	Have you seen my keys?	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2544	I see your standing desk is very good for your posture	1.1944	0.04697	72	58	14	0
2545	Still depressed?	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2546	I call this the Leaning Tower of Pet-za.	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2547	I've told you before, Alec, that acts of yours is my pet peeve."	1.1942	0.04986	103	88	10	5
2548	5 if you count the ant I am standing on	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2549	We bow to you and serve you, oh gracious Queen of our Queendom.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
2550	Well, you were the one who said that I am always on top.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
2551	You really need me to refill your wine?	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2552	It's either this, or we renew our Netflix subscription.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2553	We’re practicing tricks to combat boredom for the next pandemic	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2554	Every tower needs a strong foundation	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2555	When did you change your mind about reality tv?	1.1939	0.05361	98	85	7	6
2556	In retrospect, maybe we should have had kids...	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2557	Can the baby come out and play?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2558	Seen the cat in the hat?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2559	Honey, would you get the door?	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2560	We remember what you did last summer.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2561	We’re leaving !	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2562	You do the cooking. The pets are on me.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2563	A woman's pyramid of priorities	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2564	Explain again what the therapist said about codependency.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2565	At least I haven't got a monkey on my back.	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
2566	All this, and the checkbook too?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2567	I am begining to think I am the victim of a pyramid scheme.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2568	So … what do you think about this for the ‘grand finale’?	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2569	we’re looking for my contact lens.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
2570	The Heirarchy	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2571	But what did your old cheer squad do from here, honey?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2572	Hierarchy is for the patriarchy. Do we have more wine?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2573	I don't care that it's your "me" time. Just take the damn picture!	1.1933	0.04815	119	103	9	7
2574	Now can we have dinner?	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2575	No,still not quite tall enough	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2576	Darling, you're drunk. I'm calling you from out of town.	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
2577	We propose you join our group. Marriage is optional	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2578	Dr. Solomon told me to start leading a balanced life	1.1932	0.05566	88	76	7	5
2579	I distinctly remember a time when 'rolling over' was plenty impressive	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2580	Am I supposed to be impressed?	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
2581	Listen guys, I just wanna get drunk, not watch you get high.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2582	We’re NOT begging!	1.1932	0.05566	88	76	7	5
2583	We’re the Aristocats.	1.1932	0.04233	88	71	17	0
2584	Well, what are you waiting for?	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
2585	I'll see you in divorce court	1.1932	0.05566	88	76	7	5
2586	A fish is a cat is a dog is a man.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2587	Is there something on my back?	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2588	OK, I'm ready for the horse.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
2589	Have you seen the buffalo?	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2590	Pardon me, ma'am. Do you know the way to Bremen?	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2591	Maybe we should restart Netflix.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2592	You said, ‘this day should be memorable!’”	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
2593	Now that the Guppy and I see eye to eye, we will commence with rock, paper, scissors to see who will control the TV remote tonight. Paul, you must play with your right hand.	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
2594	Starting now, the plants are on you, the pets are on me.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2595	Okay, I’ll go get the leashes and we’ll go for a walk.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2596	The doctor said this is the best way to help my back	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2597	- the lengths Roger will go to, to avoid the “having kids” discussion.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
2598	If I can get this act on America's Got Talent we'll finally be able to buy that Tesla without having to make payments we can't afford!	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
2599	What do you mean you’re surprised at my use of the 10,000 hours?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2600	See, I really do love your pets. Can we eat now?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2601	Please tell me that you don't want to hop on.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2602	OMG the only missing animal is YOU on my back	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
2603	Honey, will this reduce our carbon footprint?	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2604	I think one of us has had one too many.	1.1923	0.06068	78	68	5	5
2605	Yes ma’am, may I have another?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2606	Just another pyramid scheme	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2607	This is supposed to be a team event, Nancy.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2608	It started as a TikTok stunt, but it's become a passion.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2609	"What are you thinking about Maslow's hierarchy needs?".	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2610	Still not exactly illustrating my priorities darling, but getting there!	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2611	My work/life balance needs work.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2612	Coincidentally I also have several pet peeves I’d like to get off my chest.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2613	Honey,I think it is time for me to go to Al Anon.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2614	I finally get that monkey off my back and then they jumped on.	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
2615	My goat yoga instructor said he has no interest in expanding.	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
2616	Can you believe there are people who would call us ‘childless?’	1.1923	0.05127	104	90	8	6
2617	The damn fish has no sense of balance.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
2618	And next,Downward Dog	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2619	Now can we get a canary?	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
2620	When I told you to beg for it, this is not what I had in mind.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2621	It's amazing the things you can accomplish when you limit being on social media.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2622	Look what I can do”	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2623	Ah, the food pyramid.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2624	Am I still number four?	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2625	So, this is why you should be on all fours and under me.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2626	Whaddaya mean, you don't get it? It's a Pandemic Pet Pyramid, PPP for short.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2627	C’mon! Join us. You can handle the four of us	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2628	See, we don't need Netflix!	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2629	Well, if this isn't the ultimate pyramid scheme!	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2630	You should join our yoga club.	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2631	Your need for safe live entertainment has gone to the extreme."	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2632	Oh and did you remember to make dinner reservations?	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2633	Is there going to be dinner tonight?	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
2634	I'm training for the Ringling Brother's return	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
2635	I’m pretty sure we can go viral with this… quick! where’s your phone!	1.1912	0.06375	68	59	5	4
2636	Are they still doing "Stupid Pet Tricks" on the Late Show?	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
2637	So how are things stacking up now?	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
2638	It's a new trend on TikTok	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2639	now can w?e have supper	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2640	We’re ready for you now.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2641	It's called the balance of nature.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2642	Very nice sweetheart, but the fish isn’t balancing, it’s floating.	1.1910	0.04190	89	72	17	0
2643	Do I remind you of li hongzhi?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2644	Hurry up, the cat is hungry!	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2645	It is more animal friendly than a turducken.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2646	Food Chain”…Get it now	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2647	Now you try it.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2648	This is part of my diversity training.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2649	But we cant open the tin.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2650	Barnum and Bailey likes our act.	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
2651	We’re all sorry for being idiots and that goes double for the fish who actually started the food fight.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
2652	And yet, you can't balance the checkbook	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
2653	You were the one who didn't want children!	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2654	We need more pets.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2655	Remind me again why you don't want to have kids?	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2656	And we call ourselves The Astricrats!	1.1905	0.05738	84	73	6	5
2657	I better stick with the down dog position.	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
2658	I offered the bird top billing. He says his agent will call.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2659	I was just looking for my cuff link. I hate it when stuff like this happens to me!	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2660	Leaning tower to please her	1.1905	0.05738	84	73	6	5
2661	we all bow to you	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
2662	I wonder who the top dog is in this household	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
2663	You’re not helping.	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
2664	So you’re saying we should just feed ourselves?	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
2665	No, you can't run away with the circus. Ringling doesn't have animal actts, remember.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2666	It's petrifying.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
2667	That is just great, but have you balanced the checkbook?	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
2668	human centipede meets inflation	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
2669	I think it could become more popular than goat yoga.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2670	I don't know what else to do, Alice!#?	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2671	The Aristocrats. Why?	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
2672	Retiring from pet sitting will be a weight off my shoulders	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
2673	How about this trick?	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2674	Okay, your turn.	1.1899	0.05719	79	68	7	4
2675	Harold, I think you’re a bit too old for these TikTok challenges	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2676	How can the judges on America's Got Talent resist?	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2677	Are you sure it was a mouse?	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2678	Maybe it’s time to return to the office?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
2679	In Jimmy's life, wine makes you do crazy things. Not love.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2680	We want you to be proud.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2681	What do you mean I'm high maintenance?	1.1892	0.05985	74	64	6	4
2682	I decided how to solve our financial problems.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2683	Okay; I went along with it. Could you please unstack us now.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2684	Get me a hoop, quick!	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2685	CAN YOU HEAR US NOW?	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
2686	Fuck Ted Cruz."	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2687	There's a little bit more to being a househusband than this, Dear.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2688	Goldfish lost a contact lens.	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
2689	No, this is not a predator pyramid.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2690	Oh, for god's sake, just get a coffee table.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2691	Oh, you know, same-old same-old. How was YOUR day?	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
2692	But we can relive your cheerleading days at home.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2693	You up for some Jenga?	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2694	I'll snap a photo after I finish the wine and/or the movie.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2695	We have an opening for the position between me, and the dog?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2696	Yep, we all came crawling back to you.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2697	I knew we were missing somebody. I just felt it. Have you seen "Chirpy"?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2698	Do we get our treats now?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2699	No! No way! I draw the line at the leash!	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2700	We present our family-friendly version of 'The Aristocrats.	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
2701	Ok, I think you’re starting to understanding what being a mom feels like	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2702	I'm sorry I took your caretaking for granted.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2703	With the right buzzword, I think I could sell this as a transferable skill.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
2704	The next tier of the pyramid was meant to be my flea circus but the goldfish ate them.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2705	Google says it's a cure for bulging eye syndrome.	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2706	Okay okay. Now you get on top of the fish	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2707	Now will you let me on the couch?	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2708	Now I think we’re ready for YouTube.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2709	As you can see, it is NOT turtles all the way down.	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
2710	I draw the line at lifting our legs.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2711	I just wanted you to know that I know where my place is.	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
2712	Tryouts are tomorrow. What do you think?	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2713	No! That’s not what I meant when I said to take care of the pets!	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2714	She liked to consider Maslow's Hierarchy of Need after a few glasses of wine.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2715	Wait till Americas Got Talent see's this.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2716	No, you're thinking of turtles.	1.1875	0.05925	80	70	5	5
2717	Foreplay? I thought you said "Get on the floor and play"... the pets were just staring at us.	1.1875	0.05652	80	69	7	4
2718	Just give us the olive and we'll let you go.	1.1875	0.05652	80	69	7	4
2719	Quick. Video me. There's big cat video prize money at stake here.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2720	I'm thinking a million TikTok views at least	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2721	Chose your level of commitment?	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
2722	It must be my animal magnetism.”	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2723	We're not cancelling Netflix.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
2724	Bob, what don’t you get about the floor is lava?	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2725	Now give "cat cow" a try and see what happens...	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2726	Is this the foreplay or the sex?	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2727	and I thought it was tricky having a monkey on my back	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
2728	I couldn't get the hang of juggling, so I thought I'd give this a go.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2729	From here it’s turtles all the way down	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2730	But we'll look like an adult fish in a trench coat	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2731	To your right honey is a very small gerbil on a tiny diving board…	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
2732	Cirque du Soleil is VERY interested!	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
2733	We are out of here!	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2734	Is this your take on Yertle the Turtle?	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
2735	Monica: “This is Navarro Cheer. Point those toes!”	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2736	I don’t see how this will save our marriage	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2737	For the last time,there is no need to spend money on a pet sitter.	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
2738	Okay, okay, but get your leases first!	1.1867	0.06208	75	66	4	5
2739	I think we're ready for Late Night TV.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
2740	Is it just me, or is this not enough to impress you?	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
2741	OK, but don't spill the fish!	1.1867	0.05910	75	65	6	4
2742	'The Musicians of Bremen,' Sharon! It's Charades, not 20 Questions!	1.1867	0.05910	75	65	6	4
2743	Stupid pet trick went off the air with Letterman.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
2744	See! We can't have a kid! Our symmetry's already perfect!	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
2745	We figured out the dominance hierarchy.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
2746	I'm not falling for that trick again!	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
2747	Please dear. We beg you. Feed us!	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
2748	" The fish had no part in it at all and should be allowed to stay"	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
2749	There's still half a bottle to go and you've already started with this.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
2750	Please, please, please, give me some of your wine!	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
2751	Darling. You cannot forget Polly!	1.1857	0.04682	70	57	13	0
2752	I can't move..please move the fish!	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2753	O.K Now stand on my head.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2754	I use them for added weight, when I do planks.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
2755	If will work if you grab me by my nose and yank really hard . . .	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2756	See dear, this is one way to balance our family activities.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2757	How balanced does that wine seem now?	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2758	Yes, I know that it's not Cirque du Soleil.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
2759	Get away from my new carpet!	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
2760	Cirque Du Sofa	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2761	I am about to ask you to do something you may think is kinky.	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
2762	I’m not THAT interesting.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2763	No, no, no, honey. It's NOT a pyramid scheme.	1.1856	0.05146	97	84	8	5
2764	Yes, Phil. Now say moo.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2765	The family was wondering what’s for dinner?	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2766	Don’t worry babe I used Gorilla Glue	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2767	I read them 'The Town Musicians of Bremen' and got the donkey's slot.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
2768	But think of all the money we're saving on a Netflix subscription!	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
2769	No, we can't get a pony.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2770	I can balance the checkbook but not this.	1.1852	0.05586	81	70	7	4
2771	Can we get dinner now?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2772	The famous joke .We Are The Aristocrats	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
2773	Do you think we're ready to take it on the road?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2774	Where's the pig?	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
2775	This is not how the dating game is played!	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2776	Can I offer you something well-structured,with an even balance and a tannic bite?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
2777	Game night got out of hand in the last two years, hasn`t it?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
2778	There is also room for another nightingale bird that serenades	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
2779	Hon, I really think I should get a pony.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2780	Sure, but no Yertling.	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2781	Don’t be ridiculous , your goldfish is perfectly safe	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2782	These Tik Tok challenges are getting crazy!	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2783	We’ve all talked about it, and we apologise for our poor behaviour.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2784	Quick! Call TikTok!!	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2785	Hun, I keep telling them to get off my back already!	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2786	Now that we've followed your orders may we have dinner?	1.1848	0.05338	92	80	7	5
2787	At least there's not a monkey on your back.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2788	We are leaving you to go join the circus	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2789	I think you'd fit between the dog and me.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2790	Perhaps THESE will refresh your memory!	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2791	Linda, do you think you could have an annual day off instead of monthly?	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
2792	Go ahead and put dinner on me tonight"	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2793	Don't give the fish that much credit.	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12

Contest #804

Cartoon

The winning captions

Dashboard