Contest #803


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The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “O.K., I’ll grab some crayons and get started on the paperwork.”
  2. “Your decision. I’m not going to push you.”
  3. “This one is great, but your kids will want to borrow it all the time.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-05-22T16:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-06-05T16:21:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-05-30T16:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 6, 2022
Number of captions 7592
Number of responses 810305
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It’s like new. The previous owner preferred the box it came in. 1.9169 0.01614 2588 988 827 773
1 We call it “The Trump,” for its empty red bottom and hideous yellow top. 1.8905 0.01687 2530 1064 679 787
2 Okay I'll grab some crayons and get started on the paper work. " 1.8768 0.01245 4230 1678 1395 1157
3 And it is 100% guaranteed to stop your teenagers from asking to borrow the car. 1.8731 0.01444 3184 1284 1020 880
4 No, literally. It has bells and whistles. 1.8664 0.01455 2905 1113 1067 725
5 Price? Oh, yes, it’s Fisher Price. 1.8390 0.01402 3167 1281 1115 771
6 It’s eco-friendly. It runs on will-power. (Submitted by Bella Nesbit, age 10) 1.8370 0.01774 1988 810 692 486
7 Five accidents, but thankfully they were all number ones. 1.8316 0.01965 1716 737 531 448
8 You wouldn’t believe how many people tell me this was their first car. 1.8284 0.01520 2588 1034 964 590
9 It's a great commuter car for people who work from home. 1.8217 0.01513 2737 1145 935 657
10 Trust me, we have customers crying for these. 1.8168 0.01565 2440 996 897 547
11 Your decision. I'm not going to push you. 1.8137 0.01414 3091 1296 1075 720
12 One owner, nonsmoker, fully potty trained. 1.8048 0.01281 3785 1617 1290 878
13 We had to repossess this one. The owner wouldn't eat his broccoli. 1.8021 0.01838 1885 823 612 450
14 This is the only car on our lot that looks like a former president. 1.8015 0.01612 2665 1239 716 710
15 And it comes standard with two juice box holders. 1.7951 0.01334 3260 1348 1232 680
16 ...And the GPS tells you how to get to Sesame Street. 1.7949 0.01682 2136 909 756 471
17 The prior owner is in time-out 1.7948 0.01435 2943 1255 1037 651
18 Keyless entry, air conditioning, great on gas and kid friendly. 1.7931 0.02258 1131 467 431 233
19 It's all driveway miles. 1.7842 0.01151 4531 1953 1603 975
20 So, we ran your credit report... 1.7833 0.01286 3844 1728 1221 895
21 I’m not trying to pressure you but I do have a VERY motivated second grader coming back this afternoon for a third look. 1.7775 0.01532 2355 971 937 447
22 Its last owner had two accidents, but she’s potty-trained now. 1.7705 0.01354 3399 1539 1101 759
23 This will run for as long as you can. 1.7659 0.01307 3370 1457 1245 668
24 Here’s what I have in your price range. 1.7647 0.02135 1343 606 447 290
25 If you want sportier, we have a Big Wheel. 1.7615 0.01278 3643 1625 1264 754
26 What’s it gonna take for me to push you home in this today? 1.7614 0.01360 3210 1434 1112 664
27 This is something you buy and pass down to your kids. 1.7599 0.01467 2582 1102 998 482
28 The previous owner outgrew it. 1.7599 0.01116 4685 2065 1680 940
29 It’s a great three-year-old car. 1.7593 0.01576 2356 1041 841 474
30 They're mostly driveway miles. 1.7523 0.01107 4607 2012 1724 871
31 I can get you in this car today. Not sure about getting you out. 1.7484 0.01539 2401 1060 885 456
32 It only has thirteen blocks on it. 1.7459 0.01450 2755 1237 981 537
33 We call this one the toy-ota. 1.7421 0.01730 1958 891 681 386
34 And remember- the wheels on this car go round and round!... 1.7411 0.01585 2379 1098 799 482
35 Just a couple signatures here and you’ll be saying “v’room v’room” in no time 1.7392 0.01674 2109 970 719 420
36 Practically brand new. The previous owner never took it out of the driveway. 1.7379 0.01435 2678 1181 1018 479
37 It combines zero-emissions frugality with a high-intensity workout. 1.7358 0.01706 1972 895 703 374
38 One owner. Only driven to the end of the driveway and back. 1.7278 0.01690 1877 828 732 317
39 I recommend rotating your shoes twice a year. 1.7233 0.01821 1720 794 608 318
40 No engine problems here...none. 1.7222 0.01795 1760 811 627 322
41 The previous owner just took it to the end of the driveway and back. 1.7208 0.01905 1583 737 551 295
42 One owner. Non-smoker. Only drove it to the end of the cul-de-sac. 1.7191 0.02010 1410 655 496 259
43 The only emissions come from you 1.7180 0.01554 2521 1223 786 512
44 It’s perfect for a first time driver 1.7173 0.01774 1776 818 642 316
45 It’s only had one previous owner, but we’re required to disclose that it was involved in a number of #1 and #2 accidents. 1.7158 0.01644 2227 1076 708 443
46 I’m afraid this is all we have in your price range. 1.7143 0.01656 2170 1044 702 424
47 You have a Master's, a solid 401K, and are on track for a corporate promotion, so here's what's in your price range. 1.7096 0.01961 1536 741 500 295
48 Great starter vehicle 1.7009 0.02522 856 399 314 143
49 My son has the same model and he loves it. 1.7005 0.01789 1723 810 619 294
50 It's for the man who doesn't need to overcompensate. 1.6976 0.01876 1680 827 534 319
51 This model offers incredible headroom for your imaginary friends. 1.6931 0.03020 593 279 217 97
52 It’ll make you feel 30 years younger. 1.6892 0.01892 1493 703 551 239
53 It gets great mileage and comes with a Happy Meal. 1.6824 0.03850 381 187 128 66
54 Jump in, I'll give you a test push. 1.6813 0.01976 1340 632 503 205
55 Feel free to push it around the block. 1.6732 0.02297 1172 616 323 233
56 The car's great shape. The previous owner just played with the box it came in. 1.6691 0.02377 1118 599 290 229
57 No, I said it was a TOYota. 1.6600 0.02443 994 521 290 183
58 Just today, I can offer you special Fisher-Pricing. 1.6521 0.02525 894 464 277 153
59 This comes with a two-year/one-mile warranty. 1.6512 0.02593 863 453 258 152
60 This one tells the world you have nothing to prove! 1.6443 0.02639 818 430 249 139
61 ...and holds four sippy cups. 1.6442 0.02595 815 420 265 130
62 ...and it tops out at around 3mph, depending on how loud you go "Bbbbrrooooom" 1.6404 0.02666 773 401 249 123
63 The former owner just outgrew it. 1.6402 0.02537 806 406 284 116
64 Pre-schoolers voted it best in class. 1.6396 0.02753 777 419 219 139
65 It only had one owner and it never left her driveway. 1.6364 0.02706 748 390 240 118
66 It runs on imagination. 1.6336 0.02743 715 387 217 111
67 Hop in. I’ll push you around the block. 1.6319 0.02711 709 363 244 102
68 No, the last owner sold it because he got his driverslicense 1.6315 0.02742 711 369 235 107
69 It costs less than a tank of gas. 1.6276 0.02881 682 367 202 113
70 The wheels on this car go round and round. 1.6275 0.03045 663 373 164 126
71 Not only will you save on gas, but you’ll also get your steps in every day! 1.6252 0.02812 651 335 225 91
72 “For the in-home office commute.” 1.6220 0.03057 619 340 173 106
73 This was our best seller until someone pointed out it's roof looked like Donald Trumps's hair 1.6191 0.03209 617 358 136 123
74 This little beauty was only driven on Sundays by a three-year old at Grandma's house. 1.6178 0.02872 607 325 197 85
75 Now this is a young man's car. 1.6173 0.03007 601 322 187 92
76 It's the only model not affected by the chip shortage. 1.6161 0.02938 607 320 200 87
77 Technically, it's a hybrid. 1.6147 0.02940 584 305 200 79
78 Like I said, we can get you into a car no matter what your credit situation is. 1.6138 0.03113 580 318 168 94
79 Guaranteed to make you feel like a kid again. 1.6099 0.03048 587 319 178 90
80 The prior owner grew up. 1.6082 0.03076 559 300 178 81
81 Show this baby around town and your friends will be screaming "my turn, my turn!" 1.6012 0.03133 504 265 175 64
82 It's fueled by your imagination 1.6011 0.03893 351 191 109 51
83 It's affordable, eco-friendly, and you get your steps in. 1.6004 0.03318 513 288 142 83
84 This baby has only about 5,000 steps on it. 1.5992 0.03209 509 276 161 72
85 Now this one just screams "I am comfortable with my masculinity." 1.5988 0.03484 491 284 120 87
86 For a small up-charge, we can also add a ringer bell. 1.5972 0.03112 509 269 176 64
87 Burns 150 calories to the mile. 1.5957 0.03153 470 243 174 53
88 Yes, this is the bachelor for life model 1.5952 0.03310 499 278 145 76
89 At this price, you'll be happy and you know it. Clap your hands! 1.5942 0.04454 276 154 80 42
90 Let me ask you, is your wife someone that likes to push you around? 1.5926 0.03522 459 262 122 75
91 This one is great but your kids will want to borrow it all the time. 1.5924 0.03332 471 258 147 66
92 The latest trend is to skip the ‘mid-life crisis’ sports car and go right to our ‘second childhood’ model.” 1.5901 0.03482 466 266 125 75
93 Peddle this little beauty off the lot today and I''ll throw in an EtchASketch and a set of Legos. 1.5894 0.03459 470 268 127 75
94 I’ll double-check the promotion, but I’m pretty sure this one comes with a Happy Meal. 1.5874 0.03615 429 245 116 68
95 It's a hybrid: It uses BOTH pedals and gravity! 1.5864 0.03380 440 239 144 57
96 A sippy cup holder is extra. 1.5839 0.03517 423 235 129 59
97 It's our top of the line in carbon neutral 1.5796 0.03300 421 222 154 45
98 It’s a great deal - only has 20 blocks on it!! 1.5791 0.03498 411 226 132 53
99 This one will not only go go go but it definitely makes you feel like a big boy. 1.5785 0.03216 427 228 154 45
100 The last owner only used it to get to the end of the driveway and back. 1.5771 0.03312 428 229 151 48
101 Here’s one a little closer to your price range. 1.5771 0.03364 454 253 140 61
102 This comes with all foot drive 1.5767 0.03648 404 230 115 59
103 I know what you're thinking... but we also have it in blue. 1.5758 0.03686 389 220 114 55
104 It's a three year old model. 1.5752 0.03770 412 245 97 70
105 Its body by Fisher-Price. 1.5748 0.03706 421 249 102 70
106 The original owner grew out of it. 1.5748 0.03486 421 235 130 56
107 The previous owner only drove it in the living room between naps. 1.5730 0.03450 452 259 127 66
108 It had one owner and never left the yard. 1.5680 0.03719 375 213 111 51
109 It's barely left the driveway. 1.5677 0.03671 384 221 110 53
110 He’s busy keeping America Great and doesn’t have time for it anymore. 1.5668 0.03849 404 246 87 71
111 “One owner, two years old 1.5653 0.03591 398 232 111 55
112 I can let you have it for five Lego sets and a Barbie Dreamhouse. 1.5627 0.03683 375 213 113 49
113 It has only been around the block twice. 1.5615 0.03816 358 206 103 49
114 This one really makes you feel like a kid again. 1.5597 0.03929 352 207 93 52
115 The Cheerios holder isn't a standard feature, but I'll throw it in. Do we have a deal? 1.5590 0.03708 356 200 113 43
116 It's in mint condition. The prior owner just went into a time-out. 1.5585 0.03954 342 200 93 49
117 Ten little old clowns. Once a week, To church. 1.5581 0.03715 344 191 114 39
118 This is the perfect car for the first-time driver. 1.5556 0.03883 360 213 94 53
119 It’s so simple, a child could drive it. 1.5552 0.04025 317 183 92 42
120 It comes with a year's supply of chocolate milk. 1.5541 0.03665 370 211 113 46
121 Think of all the money you’ll save not being able to go anywhere with anyone! 1.5532 0.03661 376 216 112 48
122 Are you familiar with driving a manual? 1.5522 0.03852 364 216 95 53
123 You can pedal it off the lot today. 1.5519 0.03844 337 193 102 42
124 It may look small but it held fourteen clowns comfortably. 1.5519 0.04046 337 202 84 51
125 Previous owner never even left the driveway 1.5514 0.03991 350 211 85 54
126 The owner barely even took it out of the driveway. 1.5505 0.04120 327 197 80 50
127 The previous owner grew out of it. 1.5504 0.03769 367 215 102 50
128 What's better than electric you ask? 1.5493 0.04043 335 201 84 50
129 Trade in your Big Wheel, and we'll knock 25% off. 1.5488 0.03804 328 185 106 37
130 You will have no gas costs but you may need to re-sole your shoes every 6 months. 1.5471 0.03596 329 178 122 29
131 And the wheels on the car do in fact go ‘round and ‘round’ 1.5470 0.03922 351 210 90 51
132 The previous owner only took it as far as the end of the driveway. 1.5455 0.03723 352 202 108 42
133 It's Fisher Priced to move. 1.5452 0.03727 365 221 96 48
134 The great thing about this model is it's not a Tesla, so none of your money goes to Elon Musk. 1.5447 0.03823 358 214 94 50
135 This one is perfect for your daily commute - as long as it’s downhill. 1.5445 0.04060 281 158 93 30
136 Well, yes. This one will be more expensive because it's in color. 1.5426 0.04030 317 187 88 42
137 You don’t need a Porsche to feel young again. 1.5419 0.03966 334 199 89 46
138 Imagine rolling up to the playground in this baby. 1.5417 0.04028 312 183 89 40
139 Great mileage and it'll bring back the child in you. 1.5406 0.03852 320 183 101 36
140 The only footprint this one leaves is your own. 1.5399 0.04064 326 197 82 47
141 It’s in great condition. The previous owner never took it out of the driveway. 1.5396 0.03700 341 203 100 38
142 No sir. Elon Musk has nothing to do with this model. 1.5392 0.04142 293 172 84 37
143 You said you wanted a car that would make you feel young again 1.5385 0.03809 325 200 86 39
144 This one here is a babe magnet! 1.5377 0.04167 318 195 75 48
145 It doesn't look like much. Well, that's about it... It doesn't look like much. 1.5367 0.03995 313 184 90 39
146 This is the perfect car for the commute from your bedroom to your home office. 1.5357 0.04198 308 188 75 45
147 Who cares what she thinks?” 1.5356 0.04445 295 186 60 49
148 Yes, it goes vroom. 1.5340 0.04137 309 187 79 43
149 But if you really want something to make you feel young again ... 1.5336 0.04135 283 165 85 33
150 Used to be really inexpensive to run until the price of formula went out of sight 1.5314 0.04097 318 194 79 45
151 This is the only vehicle the supply chain can piece together with no waiting time. 1.5314 0.04490 271 167 64 40
152 Some bozo traded it in. 1.5314 0.04148 303 183 79 41
153 Plus you get a great workout. 1.5308 0.03952 292 167 95 30
154 Sure,it's been around the block a few times. 1.5304 0.04304 296 183 69 44
155 This is the only car we have that fits your budget 1.5304 0.04085 296 175 85 36
156 It comes with a ‘Baby on Board’ bumper sticker. 1.5296 0.04393 304 194 59 51
157 Well, perhaps this one is more within your range. It's Fisher priced. 1.5278 0.04257 288 175 74 39
158 Ideal for the work-from-home commuter.... 1.5268 0.04083 317 194 79 44
159 Yeah, it’s got a lot miles on it, but they’re all driveway miles. 1.5266 0.03916 319 189 92 38
160 One owner...literally, the owner was one. 1.5251 0.04245 299 185 71 43
161 This is the car of your childhood dreams 1.5242 0.04578 269 170 57 42
162 Here’s your loaner. 1.5241 0.04207 290 176 76 38
163 ...and the two juice box holders come standard. 1.5240 0.04296 292 181 69 42
164 With gas prices the way they are, it just makes sense 1.5230 0.04227 283 171 76 36
165 And the keys double as a teething toy. 1.5230 0.04014 283 164 90 29
166 Have you driven a manual vehicle before? 1.5216 0.04542 255 157 63 35
167 And this one comes with the nap-mat-and-juice-box options package included. 1.5214 0.04201 280 168 78 34
168 The previous owner only ever drove to the end of the driveway. 1.5199 0.04266 277 168 74 35
169 Its last owner was a two-year-old who never left the driveway. 1.5199 0.04417 277 173 64 40
170 Downhill this is the most energy efficient car we have. 1.5196 0.04368 281 175 66 40
171 Only one owner, but he grew out of it. 1.5196 0.04426 281 177 62 42
172 If you buy it today, I’ll throw in a bouncy castle. 1.5192 0.04298 287 178 69 40
173 It’s like a Popemobile, but this one used to belong to Eric Trump. 1.5189 0.04521 264 165 61 38
174 What can I do to get you walking this off the lot today? 1.5187 0.04406 268 165 67 36
175 All you'll need is a good pair of shoes 1.5181 0.03991 276 159 91 26
176 The upgraded model comes with two sippy cup holders! 1.5177 0.04026 282 165 88 29
177 With your credit score, I have the perfect car for you! 1.5177 0.04170 311 198 68 45
178 This would be very close to the trade-in value of your vehicle. 1.5169 0.04544 267 169 58 40
179 It was previously owned by 23 clowns. 1.5167 0.04183 300 186 73 41
180 It’s got very low mileage. The previous owner mostly drove the box it came in. 1.5163 0.04172 306 191 72 43
181 Zero gas, zero electric, zero emissions. 1.5159 0.04199 283 172 76 35
182 It holds 12 as long as you’re all clowns. 1.5154 0.04273 260 155 76 29
183 Most reliable vehicle on the lot 1.5146 0.04013 274 159 89 26
184 The only emissions are the curses from the drivers behind you. 1.5144 0.04131 278 166 81 31
185 It comes with an extra pair of sneakers for braking. 1.5138 0.04431 253 154 68 31
186 Greenest car on the market! 1.5138 0.04288 253 150 76 27
187 Buy the car you always dreamed of when you were young 1.5118 0.04523 254 158 62 34
188 Sure, it moves. Haven't you ever seen the Flintstones? 1.5116 0.04007 258 164 68 26
189 If you'd like to try it out, I can give you a push. 1.5110 0.04295 272 167 71 34
190 This one is perfect for the kid in all of us." 1.5108 0.04461 231 137 70 24
191 It's the only way we're gonna get to zero carbon emissions by 2035. 1.5106 0.04098 284 171 81 32
192 She's best-in-class from 0 to 6. 1.5083 0.04233 242 141 79 22
193 This one was driven just once, by a kid who lived at the top of Lombard Street. 1.5078 0.04496 256 160 62 34
194 Admit it, isn't this the car you dreamed of having as a kid?" 1.5064 0.04608 235 145 61 29
195 The emissions depend on the driver. 1.5063 0.04844 237 153 48 36
196 The former owner just drove it around the playroom on weekends. 1.5059 0.04154 255 150 81 24
197 Here's something in your price range. 1.5057 0.04438 263 165 63 35
198 This is a very popular model, especially with the younger buyers. 1.5056 0.04067 269 159 84 26
199 The previous owner just grew out of it. 1.5041 0.04392 242 146 70 26
200 The car you've wished for since you were a kid! 1.5039 0.04179 256 157 72 27
201 This is an excellent car for a first-time owner. 1.5039 0.04462 256 160 63 33
202 Former owner never took this out of the driveway. 1.5034 0.04181 290 181 72 37
203 Only driven by clowns on weekends. 1.5018 0.04178 271 165 76 30
204 We just installed a juice box holder. 1.5000 0.04045 244 140 86 18
205 It was “repossessed” from its former owner, because he was a naughty boy. 1.5000 0.04323 256 157 70 29
206 Doesn't need gas or electricity and you never have to grow up. 1.5000 0.04635 246 157 55 34
207 It’s like a smart car, only cuter. 1.5000 0.04314 248 150 72 26
208 You can walk out with it today! 1.5000 0.04192 258 155 77 26
209 It's the perfect starter car. 1.4979 0.04379 237 143 70 24
210 It’ll do a hundred and twenty on a windy day. 1.4978 0.04668 231 145 57 29
211 Low miles, great shape...previous owner just grew out of it. 1.4978 0.04668 231 145 57 29
212 This is you saying NO to rising gas prices!! 1.4977 0.04782 213 132 56 25
213 It comes complete with sippy cup holders. 1.4962 0.04204 260 158 75 27
214 The perfect starter car! 1.4961 0.04323 256 158 69 29
215 This one will make you feel like a kid again. 1.4961 0.04348 254 157 68 29
216 The last owner traded it in for an tricycle. 1.4960 0.04326 250 153 70 27
217 On the plus side, you can get 2,200 steps per mile. 1.4958 0.04325 238 143 72 23
218 ‘We call it the Model 45. Fashioned after our former president’ 1.4957 0.04892 234 154 44 36
219 You’ll turn some heads with this one. 1.4956 0.04329 228 137 70 21
220 It's been around the block just a couple of times. 1.4956 0.04576 226 139 62 25
221 It'll get you from point A to point B, assuming point B is downhill. 1.4953 0.04798 212 132 55 25
222 I sold one to my son and he loves it." 1.4951 0.04789 204 125 57 22
223 She never left the driveway. 1.4936 0.04637 233 147 57 29
224 It gets great downhill mileage. 1.4934 0.04770 227 145 52 30
225 Let’s just say there may have been some accidents IN it. 1.4933 0.04677 225 141 57 27
226 Best seller at Mar-a-lago. . 1.4933 0.04999 223 147 42 34
227 Used,yes. But it has never been driven off the lot. 1.4932 0.04783 221 140 53 28
228 You really can't get any greener than this baby! 1.4931 0.04484 217 130 67 20
229 You work from home, right? 1.4930 0.04656 215 134 57 24
230 With fuel prices and high demand for fuel efficiency, a lot of folks are going with gravity-powered models. 1.4920 0.04251 250 152 73 25
231 The previous owner had to sell because he's in the time out chair. 1.4912 0.04745 226 144 53 29
232 I mean, just look at the size of these juice box holders 1.4911 0.04338 224 136 68 20
233 And it’s fully charged after just one nap. 1.4904 0.04672 208 127 60 21
234 We also have this in a wagon. 1.4901 0.04360 253 158 66 29
235 What if I told you can park it INSIDE your house? 1.4897 0.04260 243 147 73 23
236 If you can sell this one … the job is yours 1.4896 0.05062 192 121 48 23
237 It's a Baby Formula One car. 1.4895 0.04776 239 157 47 35
238 True, it's short on safety features but you can't beat the gas mileage! 1.4891 0.04046 274 167 80 27
239 It’s a starter vehicle 1.4883 0.04322 256 160 67 29
240 In terms of negotiation do you want to start with the MSRP or the Fisher Price? 1.4874 0.04678 238 154 52 32
241 It's a great starter car. 1.4870 0.04432 230 141 66 23
242 It runs on sugar 1.4864 0.04578 220 136 61 23
243 The vehicle's previous owner had to give it up when he started kindergarten. 1.4860 0.04718 214 134 56 24
244 Well yes, it's been around the block a few times. 1.4858 0.04751 212 133 55 24
245 And it gets about one mile per juice box. 1.4854 0.04704 206 127 58 21
246 Well, after taking your budget into account… 1.4848 0.05100 198 128 44 26
247 We don’t normally do trade-ins but this sort of looks like Donald Trump. $10. 1.4845 0.05332 194 129 36 29
248 And it comes with a full set of crayons 1.4844 0.04322 256 161 66 29
249 This one's a real babe-magnet. 1.4842 0.04651 221 139 57 25
250 It's actually a manual. 1.4836 0.04516 244 156 58 30
251 Because of the shortage of computer chips, you'll need to make your own "Vroom, vroom!" noises. 1.4831 0.04670 236 153 52 31
252 And the horn goes beep-beep! 1.4828 0.04731 232 151 50 31
253 We can't push these out fast enough 1.4822 0.04213 253 156 72 25
254 Pre owned but mainly sidewalk driving. 1.4821 0.04561 224 140 60 24
255 The 0-60 is honestly up to you 1.4813 0.04855 214 138 49 27
256 This one runs entirely on crackers and grape juice. 1.4812 0.04269 239 153 62 24
257 The wheels go 'round and 'round, but the radio only plays the one song. 1.4805 0.04374 231 142 67 22
258 Just one prior owner, who’s off to pre-K now. 1.4802 0.04822 202 127 53 22
259 Brake shoes? No, shoe brakes. 1.4796 0.05239 196 130 38 28
260 And the wheels on the car go round and round. 1.4790 0.04484 238 151 60 27
261 Buy this baby and I guarantee you'll never be car jacked. 1.4786 0.04660 234 152 52 30
262 This is all we have in your price range 1.4780 0.05247 205 139 34 32
263 It's not Blue Book so much as coloring book. 1.4778 0.04543 203 130 53 20
264 The previous owner only used it to go down the driveway and back. 1.4778 0.04650 203 125 59 19
265 Now here's the car I bet you've wanted since you were a kid. 1.4778 0.05003 203 132 45 26
266 Now this baby ...zero emissions! 1.4777 0.04324 247 155 66 26
267 It’s in great condition, the previous owner just grew out of it. 1.4776 0.05041 201 131 44 26
268 It’s so easy a child could drive it. 1.4773 0.04666 220 140 55 25
269 We've checked your credit score and... 1.4766 0.04799 235 157 44 34
270 The previous owner only put 2 miles on it. 1.4764 0.04858 191 119 53 19
271 Only one owner, they babied it! 1.4762 0.04637 210 131 58 21
272 You get the fuel economy of a Tesla while getting the workout of a Peleton 1.4756 0.04841 225 149 45 31
273 It's also much cheaper than a Peloton! 1.4754 0.04828 183 112 55 16
274 Take it for a spin, but please stay on the sidewalks. 1.4752 0.04770 202 127 54 21
275 It was previously owned by a second grader who only took it to the park on Sundays 1.4746 0.04348 236 147 66 23
276 It's $25 a day to rent, just need to have it back by nap time! 1.4745 0.04768 196 122 55 19
277 12/mpg city sneaker, 24/mpg high top 👟 1.4744 0.04653 215 136 56 23
278 Did I mention it has keyless entry? 1.4742 0.04633 194 118 60 16
279 But this one isn't for you--it's really a much younger man's car. 1.4742 0.04541 213 132 61 20
280 And for $300 more, we can add leather seats. 1.4737 0.04451 209 136 52 21
281 If you can get in the car, it’s free. 1.4729 0.04803 203 129 52 22
282 You said you were concerned about today’s gas prices right? 1.4721 0.04594 233 151 54 28
283 This is what I have in your price range. 1.4712 0.04618 208 130 58 20
284 Besides a shoehorn, what'll it take to get you in this car today. 1.4706 0.04785 204 130 52 22
285 This may be a little closer to your price range. 1.4706 0.04442 238 152 60 26
286 And this one was owned by a little young toddler who only drove it to pre-school on Mondays 1.4701 0.04024 234 148 69 17
287 My toddler has one and her mileage is phenomenal! 1.4700 0.04534 200 122 62 16
288 Driving this car is like child's play. 1.4698 0.04461 215 133 63 19
289 This one here was repoed because the previous owner wouldn’t take a nap. 1.4695 0.04731 213 137 52 24
290 This is our most reliable model. 1.4680 0.04432 203 123 65 15
291 Plus, it can be taken as carry-on. 1.4663 0.05111 178 114 45 19
292 All the kids are driving them these days. 1.4657 0.04834 204 132 49 23
293 It's not the mileage, it's the memories. 1.4650 0.04801 200 128 51 21
294 This thing really moves when you put your foot down. 1.4645 0.04809 211 138 48 25
295 The only maintenance is a new pair of running shoes every year. 1.4641 0.04600 209 132 57 20
296 Zero carbon footprint. 1.4641 0.04796 209 136 49 24
297 I actually bought this model for my son and he’s been very happy with it. 1.4638 0.04358 235 149 63 23
298 The previous owner barely put a mile on it. 1.4628 0.04486 188 113 63 12
299 Simpler times not included. 1.4623 0.04870 199 129 48 22
300 The previous owner traded it in for a Big Wheel 1.4615 0.04665 208 133 54 21
301 One owner, only took it as far as the end of the block. 1.4612 0.04846 206 135 47 24
302 You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it. 1.4608 0.04980 204 136 42 26
303 First time buyers literally fight over this model. 1.4603 0.04947 189 122 47 20
304 You’ll find driving this is child’s play. 1.4596 0.04618 198 124 57 17
305 And unlike the others, you can legally drive this one while sucking down a bottle! 1.4595 0.04723 185 115 55 15
306 Timeless, understated, reliable. 1.4593 0.05303 172 113 39 20
307 This model comes with all the bells and whistles. 1.4588 0.04801 170 104 54 12
308 She’s got a youthful vibe aye? Pedal powered, cereal cup holder, guaranteed to never rust… I’m telling you driving this will make you feel like a kid again. 1.4585 0.04558 205 129 58 18
309 One owner. Low milage.Only driven around the block. 1.4583 0.05054 192 127 42 23
310 It gets 2 blocks to a poptart. 1.4576 0.05128 177 115 43 19
311 The previous owner was fully potty-trained. 1.4569 0.04852 197 128 48 21
312 Here we have our most fuel-efficient model… 1.4560 0.04979 193 127 44 22
313 Now, here's where Elon really missed a bet. 1.4560 0.04979 193 127 44 22
314 Say yes, and I'll throw in the clowns. 1.4555 0.05018 191 126 43 22
315 It tends to remind people of their first car. 1.4555 0.05018 191 126 43 22
316 The previous owner was a little young lady who never left the driveway. 1.4551 0.04916 178 113 49 16
317 It’s so easy to operate, even a two-year-old could do it. 1.4550 0.04711 211 138 50 23
318 It goes from zero to sixty in an hour. 1.4545 0.04615 198 125 56 17
319 . . .And we found this in the trunk of an SUV. 1.4540 0.05192 174 114 41 19
320 'These cars just came in, with gas prices high, you can't go wrong." 1.4537 0.04811 205 135 47 23
321 The horn doesn’t work anymore but there is a convenient shelf to store your juice box. 1.4535 0.04969 172 118 38 16
322 Zero emissions, two sippy cup holders, child's play to park. 1.4530 0.04920 181 116 48 17
323 Based upon your credit report, this is the best e-vehicle that you can afford. 1.4526 0.04752 190 121 52 17
324 Not "street legal". Sesame Street legal! 1.4525 0.05084 179 117 43 19
325 Now this one may be more in your price range. 1.4525 0.04563 179 109 59 11
326 We can take it for a test drive as soon as we hear back from your mommy and daddy. 1.4525 0.05325 179 121 35 23
327 This beauty comes standard with two Sippy Cup holders. 1.4521 0.04787 188 120 51 17
328 And this is our most energy efficient model. We call it the “Flintstone”. 1.4521 0.04846 188 121 49 18
329 And with this baby, you’ll get your steps in too. 1.4521 0.04962 188 123 45 20
330 Now this next car is an absolute classic. 1.4520 0.05063 177 115 44 18
331 The original self driving car… 1.4518 0.05237 166 108 41 17
332 The previous owner only drove it up and down his driveway. 1.4518 0.04849 197 129 47 21
333 It's great for attracting play dates. 1.4514 0.05168 175 115 41 19
334 My son has one of these, and I’ve never seen it run out of gas. Never. 1.4511 0.04982 184 120 45 19
335 Zero Emissions, and it floats! 1.4510 0.04623 204 131 54 19
336 It’s zero emission 1.4508 0.04640 193 122 55 16
337 This, sir, is the future - zero fuel, zero emissions. 1.4503 0.05057 171 110 45 16
338 Now you mentioned you were a self starter, correct? 1.4495 0.04723 198 128 51 19
339 The previous owner only drove it to the end of the front walk and back. 1.4494 0.05405 178 122 32 24
340 There’s fine print, but it’s at a third grade reading level. 1.4494 0.04848 178 113 50 15
341 And this one comes with a happy meal 1.4494 0.05428 158 104 37 17
342 Can't beat a classic. 1.4491 0.05072 167 107 45 15
343 The design was inspired by Donald Trump's hair. 1.4489 0.05511 176 122 29 25
344 The odometer says 3, but those are all sidewalk miles. 1.4485 0.05397 165 110 36 19
345 It’s your classic first car, really 1.4481 0.04691 212 140 49 23
346 I don’t know if this is what you meant by self-driving 1.4481 0.05292 183 125 34 24
347 They’re all mostly plastic these days anyway. 1.4479 0.04828 192 130 42 20
348 The owner would accept cash but would prefer candy. 1.4475 0.05336 181 124 33 24
349 With gas prices these days, this model has become our best seller. 1.4475 0.05040 181 119 43 19
350 I need you to really focus on moving these zero-emission vehicles. 1.4472 0.04758 199 130 49 20
351 Practical as a Ferrari, at a fraction of the price. 1.4472 0.05205 161 107 38 16
352 Double A batteries...lots of them. 1.4468 0.04843 188 122 48 18
353 The seller's on a time-out, so this baby is priced to move! 1.4463 0.04865 177 113 49 15
354 This model is especially popular with the under five demographic. 1.4463 0.04865 177 113 49 15
355 The carmax shows no accidents and only three tantrums. 1.4444 0.05119 180 120 40 20
356 Fuel saver, plenty of head room, and you'll never get a speeding ticket. 1.4444 0.04915 171 109 48 14
357 You’ll feel the wind in your hair and the asphalt on your feet. 1.4438 0.04644 178 111 55 12
358 And this baby runs on legs 1.4437 0.05916 151 105 25 21
359 This model goes “vroom vroom” and “beep beep.” 1.4433 0.04990 203 139 38 26
360 Only driven twice a week to Play Group. 1.4428 0.04668 201 131 51 19
361 This is the new Trump-mobile. Red with a gold top and nothing inside. 1.4425 0.05374 174 119 33 22
362 Driving this new model will make you feel 40 years younger. 1.4421 0.04686 190 122 52 16
363 Plus, it's a real babe magnet. 1.4420 0.04975 181 119 44 18
364 It’s eco-friendly, the ‘emissions are 100% bio-degradable, . 1.4416 0.04735 197 131 46 20
365 The last owner only drove it from their house to the end of the driveway. 1.4416 0.05211 154 99 42 13
366 This baby is more Earth friendly than an EV 1.4416 0.05371 154 101 38 15
367 Only driven back and forth to the corner. 1.4413 0.05077 179 119 41 19
368 The horn and red nose are optional. 1.4413 0.04952 179 117 45 17
369 If you’re feeling these gas prices then this baby is for you. 1.4413 0.04952 179 117 45 17
370 Now this one just screams 'I may be only a junior executive, but I'm really going places!' 1.4412 0.05340 170 115 35 20
371 The previous owner traded it in for a bag of chips and a Mountain Dew. 1.4404 0.04916 193 129 43 21
372 It's our most popular model ...it totally eliminates backseat drivers. 1.4404 0.04749 193 126 49 18
373 It was a trade-in for a tricycle. 1.4400 0.05223 150 96 42 12
374 It gets 1,000 miles per pair of shoes. 1.4398 0.04608 191 122 54 15
375 One owner, only drove to the corner and back. 1.4396 0.04766 182 123 41 18
376 Purchase this car today and we will pay any speeding tickets for the life of the car. 1.4394 0.04378 198 135 47 16
377 It’s perfect for first-time drivers. 1.4394 0.04607 198 128 53 17
378 Name your Fisher-Price. 1.4393 0.05332 173 118 34 21
379 Two words: Babe. Magnet. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
380 And for those of us who believe the federal motor vehicle safety standards violate their constitutional freedoms, we have this model. 1.4390 0.04853 205 139 42 24
381 It’s had a few accidents, but you can just wipe those right off. 1.4389 0.04931 180 118 45 17
382 Walking is the new driving. 1.4383 0.05102 162 105 43 14
383 Trust me, no one will be trying to get ahold of you regarding your car’s extended warranty. 1.4383 0.04949 162 105 44 13
384 This one here runs,as long as you do! 1.4379 0.05228 169 113 38 18
385 "Parking? Just fold it up and put it in its carrying case. 1.4379 0.04951 169 109 46 14
386 Eco-friendly, carbon neutral nonpolluting chick magnet. 1.4378 0.04894 185 122 45 18
387 It’s our most popular self-driving model. 1.4378 0.05013 185 124 41 20
388 Don’t you wish you could workout and drive at the same time? Now you can! 1.4375 0.04812 176 113 49 14
389 If you’re concerned about gas prices, this hybrid model runs on juice boxes and Skittles. 1.4372 0.04729 215 146 44 25
390 Don’t kick the tires. 1.4372 0.04752 199 132 47 20
391 One previous owner, they drove it until they were four-and-a-half. 1.4368 0.05552 174 123 26 25
392 That's no problem at all, we can put googly eyes on. 1.4368 0.05117 174 116 40 18
393 The clowns are extra. 1.4368 0.05117 174 116 40 18
394 A classic. Zero emissions. 1.4362 0.05660 149 101 31 17
395 Only one previous owner and she only drove it to and from nursery school 1.4355 0.04753 186 121 49 16
396 Comes fully fitted with sippy cup holders 1.4350 0.04988 177 117 43 17
397 Ever since the chip shortage, this has been our bestselling model. 1.4350 0.04626 200 131 51 18
398 Zero carbon emissions plus all the other kids on your block will be really jealous. 1.4348 0.04599 184 125 44 15
399 This is the latest in zero-emission technology. 1.4341 0.04888 182 120 45 17
400 But if you’re a really good boy then we might be able to put you into one of these! 1.4340 0.05318 159 106 37 16
401 You wouldn’t believe how many clowns you can get in there. 1.4335 0.05201 173 117 37 19
402 Just consider the fun factor 1.4326 0.05154 178 121 37 20
403 With today’s gas prices, I think you’ll like the mileage. 1.4323 0.05339 155 103 37 15
404 This one is the perfect starter car for any new driver in the family! 1.4321 0.04944 162 104 46 12
405 Due to supply chain issues this is the only new model we have in stock 1.4318 0.05134 176 119 38 19
406 And this little gem was owned by a toddler from Pasadena who only used it on weekends and playdates. 1.4312 0.04826 160 101 49 10
407 It’ll make you feel like a kid again. 1.4311 0.04841 167 107 48 12
408 It gets three miles per gallon hallway and six on the sidewalk. 1.4311 0.05200 167 112 38 17
409 Zero emissions as long as the diaper is clean. 1.4311 0.05130 167 111 40 16
410 You get to be your own charging station 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
411 You wanna take her for a shuffle?? 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
412 It has all the bells and whistles. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
413 Yeah, I know. The Ferrari colors had me fooled at first too. 1.4295 0.05492 149 100 34 15
414 And here we have FIAT's first-ever SUV... 1.4286 0.05748 140 95 30 15
415 All sales are final. No takesies backsies. 1.4286 0.05566 140 93 34 13
416 If you wanna look younger…check out this bad boy! 1.4286 0.05637 168 120 24 24
417 One owner, low mileage and never been in for a major repair. 1.4278 0.04729 180 126 37 17
418 On the plus side, you’ll save on gas 1.4276 0.04992 152 97 45 10
419 Only one owner who never took it out of the driveway 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
420 And it comes with sippy cup holders! 1.4270 0.04764 185 122 47 16
421 It was driven by a little old clown from Pasadena. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
422 No need to invest in a Peloton with this baby! 1.4263 0.04734 190 126 47 17
423 This is our best climate friendly car. 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
424 Trust me, the babes just love it. 1.4253 0.04840 174 114 46 14
425 Terrific used car…it was only driven by a five year old once a week in the driveway!!! 1.4250 0.05287 160 108 36 16
426 And, you'll never have to worry about 'backseat drivers' again. 1.4247 0.05570 146 99 32 15
427 And check out the sippy-cup holder. 1.4247 0.05737 146 101 28 17
428 'It comes with a sticker saying 'My other car is a Bentley.' 1.4242 0.05497 132 86 36 10
429 I'll tell ya, pedal power is as "green" as you get! 1.4241 0.05103 158 104 41 13
430 What can I say? No engine, no maintenance. 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
431 Yes, you can use the bike lane. 1.4235 0.05261 170 117 34 19
432 The last owner basically kept her in the driveway. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
433 I’m sorry, Mr. Stewart, but this is not what the dealership meant by ‘all trade-ins welcome.’ 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
434 We call this one the Flinstone 1.4225 0.05030 142 90 44 8
435 It’s not a Toyota, but it’ll last just as long 1.4224 0.05111 161 107 40 14
436 The previous owner got awesome grass mileage. 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
437 Come on—it’s a classic. 1.4213 0.04693 178 116 49 13
438 It's a manual. 1.4211 0.05072 152 101 39 12
439 Sippy cup holders are standard. 1.4206 0.06105 126 87 25 14
440 And this is Tesla's newest model, "the Twitter". 1.4204 0.05724 157 112 24 21
441 It's perfect for driving around in the house. 1.4204 0.05580 157 110 28 19
442 No gas, no electricity, it runs on your caffeine intake. 1.4201 0.05146 169 115 37 17
443 Your kids will LOVE it 1.4196 0.05196 143 93 40 10
444 This one is perfect for remote workers. 1.4194 0.05482 155 107 31 17
445 This one has real low mileage. The owner was in “Time Out” a lot. 1.4190 0.04934 179 121 41 17
446 Tesla doesn’t even have this technology 1.4190 0.04998 179 122 39 18
447 You would definitely look younger with this one! 1.4187 0.04813 160 103 47 10
448 This will make a great getaway car if you're looking to rob the cradle." 1.4186 0.05896 129 88 28 13
449 You’re joking, right? Dad? 1.4178 0.05812 146 103 25 18
450 The previous owner babied it. 1.4178 0.05390 146 101 31 14
451 It was driven from the bullpen to the mound on summer Sundays only. 1.4172 0.05345 151 105 31 15
452 This is our best selling compact under five hundred dollars. 1.4172 0.05262 151 101 37 13
453 I think this will be in your price range. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
454 Look at it this way. You'll never be asked to carpool again. 1.4172 0.05352 163 113 32 18
455 I just wish I had the fire engine model to show you. 1.4172 0.04985 163 108 42 13
456 I'll throw in a free pair of running shoes. 1.4167 0.05095 168 114 38 16
457 This is all we have left in your price range 1.4162 0.05251 173 121 32 20
458 And as a bonus, you get 10,000 steps an hour. 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
459 This little number is quite the babe magnet. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
460 And it's truly self driving! 1.4156 0.05187 154 103 38 13
461 And you can also drive it on sidewalks 1.4156 0.05269 154 104 36 14
462 It has served as a space craft, fire engine, and race car all on the same day! 1.4156 0.05187 154 109 30 15
463 Just honk when you pass a gas station. 1.4148 0.05700 135 92 30 13
464 The post electric car 1.4148 0.04925 176 119 41 16
465 It's an emotional support vehicle. 1.4145 0.05317 152 103 35 14
466 It’s the first EV from Mattel, but batteries are not included 1.4145 0.05317 152 103 35 14
467 This one's a hit with the babes. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
468 Why, yes, the wheels on this model do go ‘round and ‘round. 1.4138 0.05233 145 96 38 11
469 OK, I can give you $10 on your trade-in. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
470 Best gas mileage in the whole lot. 1.4135 0.05559 133 89 33 11
471 Our Mattel electric takes two AAs with a range of around-the-block. 1.4133 0.05450 150 103 32 15
472 This little baby gets 5,280 feet to the mile! 1.4133 0.05611 150 108 25 17
473 You can save on gas and cancel your gym membership. 1.4130 0.05701 138 95 29 14
474 The previous owner really babied it. 1.4128 0.04505 172 110 53 9
475 Brilliant styling and color,very economical,and in your price range. 1.4128 0.05073 172 120 34 18
476 It comes with a happy meal 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
477 This is our early-model zero-emissions vehicle. 1.4126 0.05555 143 98 31 14
478 It runs on an ‘Internal Exhaustion’ Engine. 1.4122 0.05418 148 101 33 14
479 This is a vintage clean energy car. Now, if you want something a bit more sporty, I think I have a Big Wheel in storage. 1.4118 0.05528 153 107 29 17
480 And it gets 200 miles on 4 triple-A batteries or 48 hours, whichever comes first. 1.4118 0.04907 170 114 42 14
481 Standard safety features include a mom. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
482 What will it take for you to push this car off the lot today? 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
483 Here we have a compact, energy efficient vehicle. The only CO2 emissions come from your heavy breathing 1.4118 0.04866 153 102 41 10
484 The previous owner wasn't allowed to go past the end of the driveway, so it's got very low mileage. 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
485 It’s rated a 10-clown capacity, but results may vary. 1.4113 0.05961 141 101 22 18
486 Low mileage and kid friendly. 1.4113 0.05427 141 95 34 12
487 It's for those who want to feel young again. 1.4110 0.04745 163 106 47 10
488 Now you can’t drag your feet on this baby. 1.4107 0.05089 168 115 37 16
489 What will it take to put you in this classic hardtop today? 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
490 And, Best of all, rust will never be a problem. 1.4104 0.04982 173 118 39 16
491 This is a classic model. 1.4099 0.04784 161 105 46 10
492 Let me show you something more in your price range... 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
493 The accident history says it caused a few “owies” and “boo-boos.” 1.4097 0.05065 144 94 41 9
494 Most drivers are happy, except at nap time. 1.4097 0.04968 144 93 43 8
495 We can change the color…if that’s your hesitation 1.4096 0.05061 166 116 34 16
496 It only has a few miles on it. The previous owner was more interested in the giant box we shipped it in. 1.4096 0.05273 166 119 29 18
497 It’s never been in an accident, but there are a few apple juice stains 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
498 It’s very efficient and runs on milk and cookies 1.4094 0.04569 149 93 51 5
499 Everyone likes a classic 1.4094 0.05041 149 98 41 10
500 Vintage cars are popular and this one is a classic 1.4094 0.05217 149 100 37 12
501 If you pick up any women in this you should have them arrested. 1.4094 0.05224 171 120 32 19
502 It’s a babe magnet too. 1.4094 0.04884 171 115 42 14
503 Test Drive? Sure... let me find a junior associate willing to ride with you" 1.4094 0.04884 171 117 39 15
504 Tesla's revolutionary collaboration with Fisher Price... 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
505 Wait till you see what is under the hood! 1.4091 0.05264 132 86 38 8
506 Well for a zero-emissions vehicle in your price range... 1.4085 0.04955 164 110 41 13
507 That's the base price,clowns are extra. 1.4085 0.05488 142 97 32 13
508 And this is our classic first car 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
509 This one was only driven on the driveway by a preschooler. 1.4080 0.05026 174 120 37 17
510 This one screams 'I'm in big boy pants'. 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
511 It only had one previous owner, a Mr. Ronald McDonald. 1.4079 0.05550 152 107 28 17
512 It’s all the rage with the kids these days. 1.4079 0.05310 152 104 34 14
513 Boom! Perfect for that commute to the pool-shed-turned-office. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
514 Its prior owner only used it for two years and all the mileage was indoor carpeted 1.4077 0.05951 130 91 25 14
515 The towing package includes a wagon. 1.4074 0.05691 135 96 26 13
516 I’m afraid this is all we have within your budget. 1.4074 0.05294 162 113 32 17
517 Now this used one here is a great first car, just needs a little leg work. 1.4074 0.05593 135 92 31 12
518 And this is our zero emissions vehicle, the Toysla 1.4071 0.05543 140 96 31 13
519 With the pedals, it's zero emissions 1.4071 0.05543 140 98 28 14
520 It's completely carbon neutral. 1.4069 0.05132 145 96 39 10
521 Here’s one of our Certified Pre(school)-Owned vehicles. 1.4069 0.05405 145 99 33 13
522 On the plus side, there's plenty of head room. 1.4065 0.05071 155 104 39 12
523 it goes from 0-60 in a week 1.4062 0.05558 160 115 25 20
524 Doesn't need gas. Doesn't need electricity. Runs on willpower. Brakes not included. 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
525 This is our deluxe model. Comes with a juice box holder and animal cracker dispenser. You have to hurry though, there was a 2nd grader that already has her eyes on it" ........ 1.4062 0.05370 128 84 36 8
526 Great for work from home commuting. 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
527 Midlife crisis? This will make you feel SO much younger… 1.4060 0.05233 133 87 38 8
528 Between 14 and 21 clowns. 1.4058 0.05965 138 99 22 17
529 Would you like to take it for a test pedal? 1.4058 0.05208 138 91 38 9
530 This beauty has very low mileage - the last owner only drove to and from the circus. 1.4058 0.05785 138 97 26 15
531 And this one will take you back to your childhood. 1.4049 0.04972 163 110 40 13
532 This is the Donald Trump Combover model. It doesn't need gas. Just hot air. 1.4048 0.06190 126 90 21 15
533 And if you’re looking for something eco friendly… 1.4048 0.05875 126 87 27 12
534 We can negotiate the sticker on this one. Like we can do a smiley face sticker, or even a dinosaur. 1.4044 0.05847 136 96 25 15
535 It's got a body by Fisher Price. 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
536 ...and with this model, you can have your four-year old pick YOU up from work. 1.4041 0.05716 146 104 25 17
537 You'll get all the babes 1.4038 0.05127 156 106 37 13
538 free rust-proofing, tire rotation and with the price of gas its a no-brainer 1.4036 0.04600 166 108 49 9
539 This baby embodies that freewheeling experience that makes a young man feel...young again! 1.4035 0.05672 114 75 32 7
540 Let me go talk to my manager and see what we can do. He should be up from his nap by now. 1.4032 0.06264 124 89 20 15
541 Talk about your babe magnet over here 1.4030 0.05617 134 92 30 12
542 Guy traded it in for a trike. Said it was a mid-life crisis. 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
543 You said you preferred manual. 1.4029 0.05376 139 94 34 11
544 One owner! Traded it in when she entered preschool 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
545 It gets 10 yards to the push. 1.4028 0.04959 144 96 39 9
546 Light weight, easy on gas, and you'll never see another one like it on the highway. 1.4028 0.04959 144 94 42 8
547 It gets 2 miles per juice box. 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
548 I'd say it'll fit anywhere from ten to twelve clowns 1.4027 0.05209 149 104 32 13
549 This low mileage beauty was only driven to and from the playground. 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
550 With current gas prices, our ‘Fisher-Price range’ series has been very popular 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
551 if you want to go for a test drive I can give you a push 1.4016 0.05541 122 81 33 8
552 It doesn't look like much, but it gets 5 miles per juice pouch. 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
553 Guaranteed to make you look twenty-five years younger." 1.4014 0.04984 147 97 41 9
554 Here's our zero emissions model. It doubles as a planter. 1.4012 0.05288 162 114 31 17
555 This classic model will take you nowhere fast. 1.4000 0.05149 140 93 38 9
556 It's a hybrid. Push and pull. 1.4000 0.06222 125 90 20 15
557 It does take a discriminating driver to appreciate the benefits of a car that can be repaired with crazy glue. 1.4000 0.05216 145 98 36 11
558 Less retro, more nostalgia and pretty good crash ratings! 1.4000 0.05192 130 85 38 7
559 I can’t speak for your wife, but your kids will love it. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
560 It's what all the young people are driving these days. 1.3988 0.04860 168 114 41 13
561 I'll even throw in your first push downhill 1.3988 0.05040 163 112 37 14
562 Its range exceeds the distance you could stand to drive it. 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
563 …and this beauty costs the same as a regular sedan did in 2019 1.3986 0.05867 138 99 23 16
564 You will never have trouble finding it in the parking lot 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
565 It was only driven on Sundays when he visited his Nana. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
566 You can literally feel the ground beneath your feet. 1.3984 0.05800 128 89 27 12
567 What do you mean? This IS a self-driving car. 1.3984 0.05905 128 90 25 13
568 This little creampuff was only driven by a five year old who rode it up and down her driveway 10 times before she lost interest! 1.3974 0.05239 151 104 34 13
569 Understated, yes, but plenty of headroom. 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
570 It uses six D batteries. 1.3971 0.05350 136 92 34 10
571 Perfect for a family of one. 1.3971 0.05550 136 96 27 13
572 … and probably this is the only one you can afford right now 1.3969 0.05273 131 95 27 9
573 The last owner was a little 3 year old from Pasadena. 1.3968 0.05295 126 83 36 7
574 And here we have the Mini Pooper 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
575 This fits your budget 1.3960 0.04932 149 99 41 9
576 We’re out of Teslas but this is also great on gas 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
577 It's an excellent first car. 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
578 Timeless style. 1.3955 0.04620 134 98 28 8
579 Comes with a free subscription to the Disney channel 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
580 It is the only car fully endorsed by Greta Thunberg. 1.3946 0.05508 147 104 28 15
581 It's even better than Electric! 1.3946 0.05423 147 103 30 14
582 It’s a popular first car. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
583 The carfax is clean except for some applesauce and mashed peas. 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
584 Totally eco! 1.3942 0.05319 137 93 34 10
585 The last owner only drove it on weekends, back and forth to the sandbox. 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
586 And it’s available! 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
587 Who doesn't want to be a kid again? 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
588 It does 7 miles to the foot. 1.3937 0.05718 127 88 28 11
589 And, it will be easy to spot in the parking lot. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
590 Hey man, it will take 30 years off your life. 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
591 The previous owner never left the driveway. 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
592 We can order it for you, but you might grow out of it before it comes in. 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
593 It's great on the driveway. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
594 With the gas price situation, the Little Tikes Cozy Coupe is our best seller. 1.3926 0.05267 135 93 32 10
595 And Playskool offers a bumper to bumper warranty. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
596 It was a trade in. She out grew it. 1.3926 0.05053 135 96 29 10
597 And she’s only got 2 miles on her! 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
598 This one uses conventional flashlight batteries. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
599 And in the crash test, it was just flying colors 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
600 The previous owner assured us that the only accidents were caused inside the car. 1.3922 0.05265 153 107 32 14
601 It's the new Toy-o-ta! 1.3920 0.06000 125 89 23 13
602 Todd, the real beauty of this little cream puff is parking. Lay it down anywhere when you’re done & walk away. 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
603 The last owner grew up. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
604 And, it’s carbon neutral! 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
605 It barely made it out of the driveway. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
606 You'll never be asked for a ride to the airport. 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
607 It was my first car. 1.3913 0.05187 138 93 36 9
608 And this is our early-life crisis model.... 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
609 0 to 60 in…Did I mention it’s good on gas? 1.3913 0.04759 161 108 43 10
610 This is our most entry level vehicle… 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
611 This will reduce your carbon footprint while leaving your footprints on the road. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
612 Well, sir, you did ask for something with a little more headroom. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
613 You'll feel like a kid again, behind the wheel, in this one. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
614 This one is as good as new - the previous owner had it for two years and only logged half a mile on it. 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
615 You'll feel 30 years younger as soon as you get behind the wheel. 1.3904 0.05444 146 103 29 14
616 And if you're looking for fuel economy this is the best! 1.3904 0.05085 146 99 37 10
617 It doesn't go 0-60, but damn you look good trying... 1.3904 0.04992 146 98 39 9
618 Peddle her around the block once, you’ll feel like a kid again! 1.3904 0.04992 146 98 39 9
619 It's a Babe magnet. 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
620 Trump's 2024 MAGA Mobile 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
621 And, you’ll have a yabba dabba do time! 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
622 Yep, no catalytic converter to steal here 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
623 Fred Flinstone drove one just like it. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
624 With gas prices these days,this is really your best option 1.3897 0.05131 136 91 37 8
625 Now here's a ride that'll make you feel young again 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
626 What it lacks in torque it makes up for in fuel economy. 1.3896 0.05072 154 108 33 13
627 Inflation, am I right? 1.3893 0.05690 131 92 27 12
628 Our new human-power model: greener than our electric or hybrid models. 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
629 This model is popular with the younger set. 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
630 And the peppy color scheme nicely distracts you from the fact your legs are numb. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
631 With gas prices today, it's our most popular model! 1.3884 0.05030 121 78 39 4
632 Lost your license? Not a problem. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
633 Yes sir, this model has self driving technology. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
634 We accept Goldfish crackers as a form of down payment. 1.3882 0.05447 152 109 27 16
635 No really. This is our greenest car. 1.3881 0.05696 134 95 26 13
636 You have to say,"yabadabadoo" to get it moving. 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
637 Forget electric... this baby's even greener. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
638 Extremely low mileage. The owner opted out of his lease for a stroller! 1.3875 0.05015 160 111 36 13
639 Best electric car on the market, only needs four rechargeable AAA batteries. 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
640 You’ll love the latest upgrade to the Volkswagen Golf 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
641 This baby's great if you have kids and work from home. 1.3867 0.05163 150 104 34 12
642 There's no engine or brakes but the horn goes "beep." 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
643 The previous owner only took it from the slide to the sandbox. 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
644 and THIS is our most affordable model. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
645 Oh yes, it's electric. And the best thing is you can get batteries almost anywhere. 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
646 And it's air conditioned. 1.3858 0.05367 127 86 33 8
647 If you want a bike with the comforts of a car 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
648 Her last owner outgrew it 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
649 …but it’s mostly hallway miles 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
650 You'll just need to change your shoes every hundred miles or so. 1.3852 0.05872 122 86 25 11
651 The Blue Book value is three blue Skittles and a slinky. 1.3852 0.05758 135 97 24 14
652 Due to supply chain issues, we weren’t able to get you all the features you wanted. But it’s red! 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
653 This baby has only 7 backyard miles on it" 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
654 Its the only model not being affected by supply chain issues. 1.3846 0.05715 130 94 23 13
655 Buy a car, you get this free. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
656 This was once owned by the famous Donald Duck. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
657 These are all ex Secret Service 1.3846 0.06737 104 76 16 12
658 Our most economical self-driving car 1.3846 0.04955 143 99 36 8
659 Gets ten miles per juice box. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
660 This one here goes, "Vroom, vroom." 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
661 It’s a Hybrid, it runs on foot power until you get to a hill , then gravity takes over. 1.3836 0.05521 146 105 26 15
662 The last owner was a ‘Mr. Flintstone’! 1.3835 0.05916 133 97 21 15
663 This is what all the kids are driving. 1.3835 0.05517 133 93 29 11
664 This model gets 2,200 steps to the mile. 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
665 ‘“I can get you a deal on this one but it’s just for cul de sacs” 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
666 The headlights are fake but it gets amazing mileage! 1.3826 0.04911 149 101 39 9
667 Our latest model really helps you relive your youth. 1.3822 0.05310 157 113 28 16
668 This is the only coupe on the lot that doesn't say "Mid-life crisis" 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
669 You don't even need electricity. Just good arch support. 1.3817 0.05249 131 89 34 8
670 And that's what we have in the four-figure range. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
671 It's our most energy efficient model... 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
672 This is a great vehicle for a young driver. 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
673 It gets great mileage, but your parents have to buy it for you. 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
674 I can give you a deal if you trade in your old stroller. 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
675 It runs completely gas-free. 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
676 Elon was a prodigy. This is his original Tesla! 1.3813 0.05630 139 100 25 14
677 This one has nice youthful elements with lots of airflow and the limited edition includes some plastic keys to play with. 1.3813 0.05043 139 94 37 8
678 And finally, one of the few not impacted by the semiconductor shortage. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
679 Only one previous owner: a timid, yet discriminating 4-year old. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
680 It’s the only Tesla Musk could afford to make after buying Twitter. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
681 It comes fully loaded -- including a juice box holder. 1.3803 0.04970 142 96 38 8
682 And it's only got 1 mile on it! 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
683 I've wanted one since I was kid. 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
684 The owner upgraded to a Yugo. 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
685 If you have to ask about financing you can't afford this. 1.3796 0.06407 108 78 19 11
686 But with no insurance or gas payments, it will pay for itself! 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
687 This is our smartest car. 1.3790 0.06015 124 90 21 13
688 The warranty includes 100% lifetime coverage for speeding tickets. 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
689 You really can’t go wrong; it’s the gold standard in zero-emissions vehicles. 1.3782 0.04842 156 114 30 12
690 You'll have it so long, even your kids will drive it. 1.3782 0.05966 119 85 23 11
691 Our rebate on this one is a bag of lollipops. 1.3780 0.04991 127 88 32 7
692 I dont have to tell you they last forever 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
693 It’s got a great feature where if it runs out of gas, Mom will push you. 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
694 The previous owners never had an accident in it. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
695 Very low mileage. Was just driven to the mailbox and back. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
696 You can really feel the road when you're driving this baby. 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
697 It was owned by a little girl who only drove it to the make believe store and back. 1.3769 0.05267 130 91 30 9
698 What can I do to get you into this car? Seriously, how tall are you? 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
699 It performs very well on Instagram. 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
700 Yes that’s right, zero emissions 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
701 It's been known to provoke off-road rage. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
702 No gas, no electric & it's popular with the kids. 1.3767 0.05064 146 101 35 10
703 You can get this in beige too! 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
704 I can't go lower than twelve dollars. 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
705 Your neighbors will throw tantrums when they see you riding this around the cul-de-sac. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
706 This thing's been around the block. 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
707 And this model we call 'Smart Enough.' 1.3759 0.05807 133 97 22 14
708 The stereo ain't much but it's the perfect vehicle for home office commuters. 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
709 The title and registration on this one are in crayon. 1.3759 0.05087 141 99 32 10
710 You bet it’s electric. All you need is a single 9-volt battery! 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
711 this one gets 5,000 miles to a pair of shoes.. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
712 Now, if you really want to feel young again... 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
713 And it gets 32 miles to the pair of sneakers. 1.3750 0.05212 136 94 33 9
714 It comes with replacement shoes! 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
715 And this smart car has the intelligence of a three-year-old. 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
716 It's better than electric, it's wind up. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
717 This is the only car on the lot not waiting for a chip. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
718 Foot-powered is the new electric. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
719 You won't believe the mileage this gets. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
720 It gets excellent mileage up and down the driveway. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
721 And it's only been driven by a toddler who took it to daycare and back. 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
722 Or for a little more, you could get a weinermobile. 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
723 It's great on gas and protects you from boo boos. 1.3741 0.05525 139 100 26 13
724 This is the car for the enthusiast that wants to fulfill their childhood dreams. 1.3740 0.05340 123 84 32 7
725 I didn’t mind taking it as a trade, but I could have done without him lying on the floor kicking and screaming. 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
726 It's for those into conspicuous non-consumption. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
727 The previous owner said it never left his playroom” 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
728 This is more for the beginning life crisis. 1.3735 0.05157 166 121 28 17
729 Speed, a smooth ride, airbags.....this baby's got none of it. 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
730 Introducing “The Bernie”. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
731 We've had this one on the lot for twee days. 1.3730 0.06145 126 94 17 15
732 Pedal power. It’s even cheaper. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
733 There is no argument; two feet drive simply gives more control. 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
734 And it folds up into an electric can opener. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
735 It’s great in foot traffic. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
736 So an early mid-life crisis, you said? 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
737 They’ve been making this model since 1979 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
738 Well, if you love fuel economy and hate your Achilles’ tendon… 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
739 You'll be the envy of all your neighbors' 2 year olds. 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
740 We're calling it the Flintstone 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
741 And this beauty gets great mileage if you're going downhill or on cocaine. 1.3723 0.05483 137 98 27 12
742 Here’s a little something for your inner child 1.3723 0.05076 137 97 31 9
743 And it’s only $10,000 over MSRP! 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
744 The chip shortage has brought back some of our more vintage models 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
745 The previous owner traded this one in for a Slinky. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
746 No gas, no battery. This one relies solely on the power within you. 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
747 Child locks are extra. 1.3717 0.06310 113 83 18 12
748 Now this is in your price range. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
749 She'll go 40 feet on two D-Cells 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
750 This little beauty was dreamed up by our youngest designer. 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
751 Previous owners were 7 clowns who only drove it to the circus on Sundays. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
752 It takes 30 AA batteries. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
753 Not many models match your color preferences. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
754 For people who like to park. 1.3712 0.05526 132 97 23 12
755 "And finally, you'll always know where you parked it." 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
756 The previous owner only drove it on Sundays to the playground. 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
757 It’s not great in bad weather, but it gets 200 miles per pair of shoes 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
758 I think this one may be in your price range 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
759 And the warranty on the rubber band is for a full week 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
760 It's the only rental we have, but you have to have it back before nap time. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
761 For $100, we’ll draw flames on it in crayon. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
762 If you buy it today, I'll throw in the grape ice pops at no cost. 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
763 This is the George Jetson series 1.3700 0.06765 100 74 15 11
764 ...and it comes in standard cartoon black and white as well. 1.3697 0.05319 119 83 29 7
765 It looks small but it will hold 10 clowns. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
766 This is the perfect work from home commuter. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
767 You’ll feel like a big boy riding this one. 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
768 This, of course, is our most fuel efficient model. 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
769 This model is a real gas saver! 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
770 If fuel economy is your top priority you want the Flintstone. 1.3689 0.05958 122 92 17 13
771 This succeeded 'The Flintmobile' 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
772 Burn calories, not gas! 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
773 Your kids are going to love this car! 1.3688 0.05641 141 104 22 15
774 Your wife will love this, and it will save you $20,500.” 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
775 You said something under $35,000, right? 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
776 And, you can pass this to your kid 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
777 No need to buy gas ever. It runs on childhood memories. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
778 This one will last you 500 years. It’s plastic. 1.3680 0.05851 125 91 22 12
779 Well, you said you wanted a car that would turn heads 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
780 Sure you got your Ferraris,your Lamborghinis,but for the price I prefer a standard Montessori. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
781 A lot of guys come in looking for a car that speaks to their younger self. 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
782 It’s not all-electric, but it doesn’t use any gas! 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
783 Our Big Tikes option speaks to the classic car connoisseur with a nod to youthful styling. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
784 It's not fast, but it's a babe magnet. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
785 It’s Tesla’s new Clown Car model. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
786 Yes, it seats eight in eco-clown mode 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
787 Zero gallons per mile! 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
788 The 0 to 60 may be on the modest side, but the mileage is off the charts. 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
789 The only thing I ask is please don't kick the tires. 1.3667 0.05542 120 84 28 8
790 Complex carbohydrates improve your uphill gas mileage. 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
791 You'll never buy gas again, but you'll want to. 1.3667 0.06027 120 88 20 12
792 If you qualify for financing, we’ll throw in a slide. 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
793 This is the baby for you. Talk about feeling young again! 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
794 It gets 25 miles to the juice box. 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
795 This lovely little gas saver works completely on pedal power. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
796 And here is our work-from-home commuter special... 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
797 It's extra if you want the clowns. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
798 ...and very low miles, just driven around the block a few times. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
799 You know, it‘ll grow on you. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
800 It’s a vintage model. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
801 It's only half a lemon, the other half is an Apple. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
802 This one is a one owner with only 4,000 actual steps. 1.3651 0.05115 126 86 34 6
803 Your bank pre-approved you for this amazing car! 1.3650 0.05757 137 102 20 15
804 Now,this one is a real babe magnet. 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
805 It turns on a dime and costs the same 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
806 For the kid at heart. 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
807 It's the ultimate babe magnet. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
808 Kids these days are all about the self-driving cars. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
809 You loved it as a child. Now it’s a classic! 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
810 There has only been one owner and he is moving to kindergarten. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
811 Car's free, kid's extra. 1.3636 0.05629 121 89 23 9
812 Look, Bob, look. Look and see. The car is good. Buy the good, good car. 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
813 This is our least expensive, off-road vehicle. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
814 It runs on kinetic energy. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
815 Perfect for going to Mcdonalds. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
816 No carbon taxes. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
817 Nostalgia is really big with Gen Z right now. 1.3636 0.04839 121 80 38 3
818 The price includes taxes, insurance and two compact clowns 1.3630 0.04888 135 92 37 6
819 It’ll make you feel young again. 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
820 It even comes with a grownup seat. 1.3630 0.04999 135 93 35 7
821 If it’s anything, Kevin, this thing’s a babe magnet. 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
822 Only the top half's a lemon 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
823 It won’t run out of gas until you do. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
824 It's an attention grabber without being much of a theft risk. Plus, we offer an exciting souped up version that includes windows, doors, and an engine. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
825 We’re predicting gas prices will come down eventually, but this is an option for now… 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
826 -Well it is pretty close to an electric car 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
827 This is our latest Tesla variant 1.3627 0.06504 102 77 14 11
828 This model will literally take you back to your childhood... 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
829 No, it only comes in yellow and red. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
830 And this one doesn’t even need to be plugged in. 1.3621 0.05107 116 78 34 4
831 You will die immediately in a collision, no pain, no suffering. 1.3621 0.06525 116 89 12 15
832 I’m afraid it’s not selling. The new kids want something more flashy like eyeballs for headlights. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
833 Jon Voight owned this car. 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
834 Kid brought it in yesterday; it’s all we’ve got in inventory. 1.3615 0.04884 130 90 34 6
835 This one gets 500 calories to the mile. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
836 no gas, no electricity, just pedals..... 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
837 0 to 15 in 30 minutes. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
838 After the Twitter debacle, Tesla went full toddler." 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
839 It fits one normal person or an infinite number of clowns. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
840 It belonged to a man going through his second childhood. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
841 You can’t beat it on emissions. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
842 Why, yes. It does have Bluetooth. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
843 This one was from Elon's primitive period. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
844 The previous owner is in time-out. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
845 She’s a kick to start. 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
846 It's a hybrid: you can use your feet but you don't have to 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
847 This one comes with a 4-mile extension cord! 1.3607 0.05468 122 94 18 10
848 It's part of our latest retro model lineup. 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
849 We’ve gone a step beyond electric with this model. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
850 This one's great if you like to stand out in a crowd. 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
851 Rest assured, the wheels on this baby go round and round, round and round. 1.3604 0.06243 111 82 18 11
852 Listen to me, do you want a boring responsible car or do you want a car that will make you feel young again? 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
853 This baby gets 5280 feet a mile. 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
854 Yes sir, we do have an affordable electric car. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
855 The value of this early hybrid will only appreciate. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
856 And if you hit someone, just keep turning the wheel to the right 1.3594 0.05289 128 96 22 10
857 And when you’re finished with it it can be recycled. 1.3594 0.05841 128 95 20 13
858 And here we have the highly coveted Flintstone model 1.3594 0.05051 128 88 34 6
859 Sorry about the confusion, but I believe I said that it was popular with kids. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
860 Given how hot the used car market is, this is all I've got in your price range. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
861 Here’s our most energy efficient model. 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
862 Fully loaded and most importantly, American made! 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
863 It comes with a bumper-to-bumper warranty and a juice box. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
864 This sporty little number gets great sidewalk mileage. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
865 It could just be that you're ready for a big boy toy! 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
866 The previous owner decided to go with a bicycle. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
867 Low miles. One previous owner. Only a little dried applesauce stuck behind the steering wheel. 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
868 The previous owner said it fits twelve. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
869 Your kids are gonna love it too. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
870 We DID say that "we buy any car"........ 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
871 Elon Musk has done it again! 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
872 This model is called The Donald and you can only drive it on the far right side of the road. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
873 Now, if it had the juice box package, I could have done a bit more on the trade in. 1.3577 0.05180 123 85 32 6
874 Babes love this car. 1.3577 0.05650 137 102 21 14
875 Restore your lost youth with THIS babe magnet. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
876 The previous owner was a clown. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
877 If it’s OK with your mom, you can take it for a test drive. 1.3571 0.06573 112 86 12 14
878 Here’s a rare find. One of the classics with zero emissions. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
879 It may not have horsepower, but man is it a DREAM to parallel park! 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
880 I think this little puppy fits your price range. 1.3566 0.05019 129 89 34 6
881 We’ve temporarily solved our automotive supply chain issues. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
882 This is what everyone will be driving on Mars. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
883 Check out this vintage beauty! 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
884 Depending on who's pushing, your mileage may vary. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
885 I’m sorry to inform you, Sir. For your son’s 16th birthday you can no longer afford the car you bought him when he was 3. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
886 Your child-bride will love it. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
887 It’s not your father’s Oldsmobile. 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
888 Low mileage, only one owner, and he only drove it during recess and after nap time. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
889 Sorry, it’s company policy to ride with you for the test drive. 1.3554 0.05968 121 90 19 12
890 And this, sir, is tomorrow's car today... all electric performance provided by 2 included AA batteries! 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
891 It's pre-schooled. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
892 It even has a sippy cup holder! 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
893 Now this is a classic. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
894 This one runs on legs, not gas. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
895 I’m looking for something my son can drive. He’s two. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
896 It’s all electric, five double A batteries. 1.3543 0.05423 127 96 21 10
897 It’s built from recycled MAGA caps and Trump whigs. 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
898 I dare you to find a more fuel economic vehicle on the market right now… 1.3543 0.05187 127 94 25 8
899 This car is very popular with the younger crowd. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
900 The previous owner was a little young lady who only drove it around a church playroom on Sundays. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
901 The prior owner just took naps in it so it has great mileage 1.3540 0.05750 113 83 21 9
902 You won’t even be thinking about gas prices when in this car. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
903 The Flintstone… The only eco-footprint is your own. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
904 Technically, this is a self-driving car. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
905 Driving it is child's play. 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
906 Guaranteed, lifetime best gas mileage ! 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
907 This is for the singles market, who want to stay that way 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
908 Goes from zero to sixty in… however fast you’re feeling that day. 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
909 It has amazing handling on the playground. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
910 It may be red and yellow, but it's green, too. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
911 We are appealing to their nostalgia. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
912 The thing is, that it's uniquely unnecessary! 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
913 We have upgraded you to our zero carbon option 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
914 No driver's license? No problem. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
915 With the shortage of cars still an issue, Tonka has entered the passenger car market. 1.3524 0.05896 105 78 19 8
916 I’ll be honest, the previous owner did have some accidents in the vehicle. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
917 Now, this! Obviously, we can't know for sure, but we think this belonged to a young Ronald McDonald. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
918 For an older model,it is surprisingly fuel efficient. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
919 Zero emissions. Zero leg room. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
920 And this little dream will make you feel like a kid again! 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
921 This just came in on a trade for a Big Wheel. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
922 And it’s gluten-free! 1.3514 0.04728 111 84 21 6
923 The amount of tantrums I've seen by folks who want one of these 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
924 Due to supply chain issues, our inventory is…small. 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
925 She only had one previous owner,who only used her to go up and down the driveway. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
926 It’s not a Tesla. But it is all-electric. And it runs on 3 AA batteries. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
927 The owner of this little beauty was only allowed to drive it down the driveway and back. 1.3511 0.05301 131 96 25 10
928 That’s right, zero emissions! 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
929 As you can see,it comes in two colors. 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
930 Of course, assembly instructions are included! 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
931 Four miles to a peanut butter sandwich, guaranteed. Five with chunky. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
932 Fully autonomous on hills 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
933 It’s not just for kids anymore. 1.3500 0.05389 100 68 29 3
934 You'll be amazed at how fuel efficient this model is. 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
935 You say you have no family or friends. This should be perfect for you. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
936 No, we do not have other colors. 1.3496 0.04758 123 91 26 6
937 To hell with it all. Let's play. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
938 You won’t find better in your price range. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
939 Ronald McDonald's car... It has over 99 billion miles. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
940 I can knock $100 off the TruCoat. 1.3492 0.04953 126 98 21 7
941 Of course it's a piece of crap, but it reminds people of Trump 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
942 It was seized from a tiny Russian oligarch. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
943 Previous owner was a non-smoker. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
944 It’s entirely self driving. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
945 You're gonna look like a genius driving the only car allowed in the bike lane. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
946 This modern marvel requires neither gas nor electricity 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
947 Our most affordable Used model since 2019. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
948 How about something that's even more efficient than electric? 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
949 Why should kids have all the fun? 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
950 What’s the range? I mean, that depends how good of shape you’re in. 1.3486 0.05433 109 76 28 5
951 You can have any colour you like as long as it's yellow and red. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
952 Everything about this car screams, "Eco friendly". 1.3478 0.04791 115 82 29 4
953 You'll go whee all the way home. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
954 Unfortunately the previous owner was a smoker.... 1.3478 0.05505 138 103 22 13
955 The foot propulsion on this baby makes for huge savings at the pumps. 1.3475 0.05433 118 88 21 9
956 This is going to really wipe Peloton out of the market. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
957 It only needs a tune up every 100,000 feet. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
958 Sure, we can do black. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
959 You simply can’t put a price on nostalgia 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
960 “Car Fax report? No problem… I’ll just ask Joey when I get home!” 1.3471 0.05341 121 92 19 10
961 You’ll hit your daily step goal AND be free of rising fuel prices! 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
962 How big is the boat you want to tow? 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
963 In your price range, this is our most popular 'mid-life crisis' car. 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
964 And this little baby is catalytic converter theft-proof. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
965 The original Tesla… you think you’re driving but you’re not 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
966 And “0” carbon footprint! 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
967 The prior owner was an elderly gentleman from Mar-a-Lago! 1.3465 0.06515 101 76 15 10
968 The good news is it runs on promises of extra screen time and lollipops. 1.3465 0.05047 127 92 28 7
969 Zero emissions and great downhill speeds. 1.3462 0.05749 130 98 19 13
970 Legally I have to disclose the previous owner had a number of accidents in this vehicle. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
971 This model is available now! 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
972 With the chip shortage, this is the only new car we offer currently 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
973 You said you wanted a classic... 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
974 We’re upgrading your rental 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
975 Great mileage, no gasoline or electricity needed 1.3458 0.05329 107 74 29 4
976 She's great on gas but I do recommend a new pair of shoes every 3,000 miles. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
977 And then there's our number one seller. While committed to zero carbon, it keeps the desirable retro feel. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
978 I’m telling you Rick, the ladies will love it. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
979 This model has won the award for best ventilation system and least number of attempted thefts. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
980 This ones brand new, only 3,000 steps. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
981 And it has very low mileage. The previous owner wasn’t allowed out of the front yard. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
982 It’s only available in a manual 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
983 Elon Musk is terrified. 1.3451 0.06129 113 85 17 11
984 No microchip shortage to worry about with this beaut. 1.3451 0.04831 113 87 21 5
985 But if you are looking for something more colorful. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
986 It’s great off road, too. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
987 And the red and yellow will show your support for Spain in case Russia invades them. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
988 Yeah, but think of the money you will save on gym memberships" 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
989 We call it the “legday”. 1.3445 0.06019 119 90 17 12
990 ...And here's the ultimate vehicle for families with small children 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
991 Well, sir, this is out most youthful model within that budget. 1.3440 0.04833 125 86 35 4
992 I can't go lower than five. 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
993 It goes from zero to vroom in 3 seconds! 1.3440 0.04965 125 87 33 5
994 It's perfect for a family vacation, if you don't have a family. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
995 It's a toddler's market. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
996 Zero emission, manual transmission, and cheaper than a Tesla. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
997 You said you wanted something with good mileage? 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
998 It runs entirely on Cheerios. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
999 Its owner was a little young lady from Pasadena 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1000 You can't beat the gas mileage. 1.3434 0.07057 99 78 8 13
1001 This model has a one manpower engine. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1002 You seem like a family man…I guarantee your kids will love it! 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1003 One owner, a 5 year old girl who only drove it on weekends. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1004 Both my five year old twin nephews swear by it 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1005 It’s self-driving and you will save a fortune on gas. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1006 Environmentally friendly and it handles like a dream! 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1007 And, you get free parking at Disneyland. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1008 And this our "Not so Smart" car 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1009 Don't let it's compact size fool you, this puppy can hold up to 26 clowns 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1010 It's an affordable favourite among the Zoomers. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1011 I hope you don’t have anything you need to compensate for 1.3426 0.05123 108 74 31 3
1012 It comes with four-wheel drive, manual brakes and your own allen wrench. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
1013 You can't get more classic than this 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1014 Includes 14 clowns and a red nose. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1015 This is a Zero-Emission Vehicle that runs on pedal power. 1.3421 0.05112 114 79 31 4
1016 Very low mileage, the owner just grew out of it. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1017 Think of it this way: you’ll never run out of gas. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1018 It goes from zero to sixty in eight Mississippis. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1019 And here is our most fuel efficient model yet… 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1020 Yes sir, it can go weelly weelly fwast. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1021 It was previously owned by a little young lady who only drove it around the yard 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1022 It’s great on gas mileage but tough on shoe leather 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1023 Forget the Tesla. This one runs on two AA batteries. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1024 If you run out ofgas, there is a foot pedal. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1025 It just needs a little Yabba Dabba Doo! 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1026 This is the most fuel efficient car on the market. 1.3417 0.05976 120 91 17 12
1027 Economical option, you’ll just wear out a lot of shoes. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
1028 You just can't beat the fuel-efficiency! 1.3415 0.05867 123 93 18 12
1029 The last owner was a 2 year old who only drove it after nap time. 1.3415 0.05980 123 94 16 13
1030 Well, if you’re looking for a babe magnet... 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
1031 Plenty of room to wave to those suckers at the gas pumps. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1032 Sign today and we’ll include a free older sibling to push from behind 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1033 These are making a comeback. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1034 They call it a "Toucan" but it's really a hard fit for more than one. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1035 Toddler magazine gave it 5 stars! 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1036 And we're the first dealer to stock a self-driving car 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1037 Yes, certainly, it could actually function as a golf cart. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1038 Formerly a Clown Car. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1039 The owner’s only complaint was a recurring ear infection. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
1040 It's one of our new EV's, and it's on sale now for just $50k! 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1041 You said you wanted American-made. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1042 He only drove it to nursery school and back… 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1043 We may need to revisit our trade-in policy 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1044 What's it gonna take to get you into this car? Seriously. Because none of us can get in. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1045 This one gets good mileage and has a great beep-beep! 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1046 With your budget, this may be the best option. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1047 Great mileage and your kids will love it! 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1048 Thirty years ago you could only dream of owning this. 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
1049 It has zero greenhouse emissions, unless of course, the drive was eating beans. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1050 If you put in the legwork, she runs like a stallion. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1051 It’s all electric—D batteries. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1052 We like to call it a Renewable Energy Vehicle. 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1053 And this little baby gets 1 mile per shoe 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1054 It's not gas , it's not electric , it's Paleo!!! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1055 Better mileage in the city, I'd say. 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1056 It was owned by a little-old baby who only drove it in the driveway. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1057 Yes, the spare tire is in the glove compartment. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1058 It's easy on fuel, and was once driven by Tiger Woods. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1059 No, no, this is better than electric! 1.3385 0.04829 130 97 27 6
1060 It'll never get old.” 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
1061 If you be my best friend, I'll throw in the clear coat for free. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1062 You can't beat a classic. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
1063 We’re selling it as an entry level Miata 1.3378 0.04347 148 116 22 10
1064 It’s nostalgic, and economical. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1065 ...and our eco-friendly option... 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1066 I know you expected a Lamborghini, but this is the downside of paying in Bitcoin 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1067 It's had only one owner. The clown was elected to Congress. 1.3367 0.06948 98 77 9 12
1068 Honestly, it’s a piece of shit.” 1.3367 0.06795 98 76 11 11
1069 This one will make you feel young again. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1070 I used to drive one of these back in the Eighties. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1071 "These don't use gas or electricity so they're flying off the lot." 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1072 Clean energy? I dunno. Depends on what kinda diet you're on, I guess. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1073 In case you prefer a manual. 1.3364 0.05133 107 74 30 3
1074 Something fun in your price range. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1075 It's eco-friendly and within your price range. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1076 And it comes with a five time-out, round the block warranty. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1077 On the other hand, you'll never lose it in the parking lot. 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1078 It's a Popemobile for non-pope drivers."it gives you the feeling without the mass. 1.3364 0.06077 107 82 15 10
1079 Look, I don’t normally do this, but if you take it off the lot today, I’ll throw in the bubble blower for free. 1.3364 0.06221 107 81 16 10
1080 On the other hand,you can drive this baby off the lot today. 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
1081 And it gets great yardage. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1082 In this economy, it’s the best I can offer you. 1.3364 0.05671 110 82 20 8
1083 I’ll even throw in the juice box holder, but I’m losing my shirt on this deal 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1084 It gets up to 5 miles per gallon of milk. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1085 However, if you don't give a shit... 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
1086 Now this baby is certified vintage. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1087 This baby only has half a mile on it. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1088 You can fit all the toys you want in this bad boy. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1089 This car will- literally- make you feel like a kid again, 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1090 And this beauty, she goes zero to sixty in, well, you tell me… 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1091 Our new self-drive car comes in two colours, B&W and McDonalds 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1092 It was only driven to the sandbox, on Sundays, by a little young lady. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1093 With your trade in value, we can offer you this zero emissions model.” 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1094 This is the first car you'll ever buy. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1095 It gets you economically from Point A to Point A.1 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1096 This is a used vehicle. The owner grew out of it. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1097 I admit that it's a bit problematic on the highway. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
1098 This one comes with free cardio. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1099 Retro is very in right now 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1100 This one's a classic! 1.3333 0.04783 120 83 34 3
1101 She'll go 15 miles on a single burrito. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1102 The Fred Flintstone costume is optional. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1103 Can’t vouch for the history on this one … some clown just left it here. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
1104 Or you can lease this sweet ride for $2.17 a month. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1105 You don’t even have to plug this one in! 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1106 The babes love these. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1107 ...and your fitbit scores will be off the charts. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1108 Boyd, it’s our new TRUMP CAR 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
1109 It may be 30 years old, but it runs like its brand new. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1110 you should see how many clowns it holds 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1111 This isn't your son's Olsdmobile! 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1112 It’s the same price you paid for your last car. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1113 You want to take it for a test waddle? 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1114 Trust me, she's a babe magnet. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1115 This beauty was only driven on Sundays by a little old baby. 1.3333 0.05183 105 73 29 3
1116 While it may not be ‘smart’ it IS easy to park. 1.3333 0.05822 117 88 19 10
1117 It comes with matching pedals 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1118 To be clear, when you said graduation gift, you meant kindergarten, right? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1119 Within your budget we also have this nostalgic throwback, sure to bring back memories of youthful independence 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1120 It was used in the film James Bond - The Early Years. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1121 Only 500 yards on this baby! 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1122 The paperwork doesn't take long with this one either. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1123 Oh, yes - it is completely environmentally friendly 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1124 Now this one is really a young man’s car. 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
1125 This is a great car for people who really want to slow down. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1126 Gas mileage is about as good as it gets 1.3333 0.06309 108 83 14 11
1127 Our latest innovation to beat rising gas prices and obesity levels 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1128 Shared custody is a breeze when the kids can get to their Mom’s in this bad boy. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1129 It’s the best four wheel, two feet drive 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1130 And here we have the latest from our millennial line 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1131 Gets great gas mileage and you get a workout at the same time. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
1132 This little baby, it never goes out of style. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1133 As the kids say: vintage. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1134 This is all I have right now if you’re looking for something in color. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1135 This little beauty was only driven on sidewalks after school hours. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1136 It is environmental, retro, iconic, and comes with a complimentary peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1137 Driving this one will make you feel thirty years younger. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1138 And my grandson only drove it on Sundays” 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1139 And it tows a Radio Flyer - perfect for weekend chores. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1140 The deluxe model includes leather seats, a sunroof, and a pair of all-terrain running shoes. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1141 Sorry sir, we don’t take trade ins 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
1142 She gets two feet to the foot and has very low yardage. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1143 So, it's definitely within your budget. It's not electric, but it is carbon neutral. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1144 Look at it this way: No one's ever stolen one. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1145 If you really want to keep up with the kids, this is the ride for you! 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1146 Leave gas in the past with this bad boy 1.3303 0.05981 109 84 15 10
1147 This model is completely “self-driving” and great on gas. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
1148 This is our most economical model. 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
1149 Take it for a spin, this baby will make you feel like a kid again! 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
1150 The special financing offer in our ad applies exclusively to this model. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1151 Not a lot of zip, but the gas mileage is off the charts!" 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1152 And this is the new Smart Car 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1153 There’s room in the trunk for 37 clowns 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1154 Clowns are extra. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1155 And this is what you can afford with the current inflation rate. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1156 Because it’s our most basic zero-emissions vehicle, airbags are extra. 1.3299 0.06341 97 76 13 8
1157 The eFred is ahead of its time- zero emissions, economical, and a new kinetic energy based platform.. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1158 This high head- room, all electric vehicle will travel up to 25 miles on two AA batteries. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1159 Think of it as Peloton meets Smartcar. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1160 It's not much, but it's carbon footprint is negligible. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1161 A couple more wins at the ring toss will get you an upgrade. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1162 If this won't make you feel young again, nothing will. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1163 This one comes with power steering and a blankie 1.3286 0.04584 140 101 33 6
1164 This is the top of the line PlastiQueen family Sport Cruiser. You think you hate it now, but wait’ll you drive it. 1.3282 0.04526 131 101 22 8
1165 Barely used by youngster until he traded at five for a tricycle and push cars get terrific mileage. 1.3281 0.04166 128 103 19 6
1166 Sure, it's no Ferrari, but at least it's carbon neutral. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
1167 Like new! Only driven by a 3 year old who couldn't cross the street! 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1168 Sorry, but it's all we have in your price range. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1169 Yes, it’s red, so yes, insurance will be a little higher than most. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1170 It's our most popular starter car. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
1171 It was only driven to kindergarten on weekdays. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1172 I won’t need that ‘Baby on Board’ bumper sticker. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1173 You’ll love its unparalleled gas efficiency and iconic looks. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1174 If it’s great mileage you want. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1175 Our environmentally friendly option. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1176 Think about how much you'll save in gas. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1177 Of course, this is a natural step after trading in your Big Wheel. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
1178 Here's the chance to buy the car you always wanted when you were young. 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1179 One owner, only rolled around in circles on Sundays. 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1180 What's with this place? Last time you tried to sell me a bumper car. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1181 and they're all very light miles. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1182 This one just hit our pre-owned lot this morning. Low mileage. One owner: a 4-year-old who drove it mainly in her backyard. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1183 It still has the fresh out the box scent! 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1184 I've heard this is the car Elon Musk drove as a toddler. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1185 Only used once by a clown troupe before the circus left town. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1186 Your mileage may vary - what did you have for lunch? 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1187 ...and it comes in any color you want, as long as it is yellow and red! 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1188 You won’t get anything better than this for $250 a month. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1189 How tall is your clown? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1190 Zero emissions, mostly. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1191 Gets great laughs mileage 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1192 This colorful little number runs on pure leg power! 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1193 As I said, we have an extensive collection of classic models 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1194 Unfortunately, due to inflation, this is the only model that fits your budget. 1.3250 0.05817 120 92 17 11
1195 No one will accuse you of a midlife crisis 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1196 Except for the tires, lifetime parts and service. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1197 She’s a real head-turner! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1198 I am not supposed to say but she and Ken traded for a pink SUV. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1199 This model is emission free and is powered by carbohydrates" 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1200 It's a one-owner and it's never been driven outside a cul-de-sac. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1201 And it comes with the Yabba Dabba Doo lifetime warranty. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1202 With a raised ceiling to comfortably fit your head, shoulders, knees, and toes. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1203 Plus it’s 100% clean energy. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1204 Our greenest model yet: The Inverse 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1205 Most of the drool stains will buff right out. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1206 Only one owner and she rarely took it out of the driveway. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1207 The only model we have in stock 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
1208 The prior owner only drove it up and down the driveway. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1209 Unlike the big wheel this is a car your family can grow with. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1210 Traded in by a toddler who only drove it to his sandbox on Saturdays. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1211 One owner. Never smoked in. Only driven in the driveway after nap time. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1212 what safety features? 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1213 I told you, you wouldn’t believe some of the vintage cars we got in recently! 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1214 It's a feet-on-the-floor model. 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1215 Another great advantage of the Mini Trump Mobile is that it runs only on hot air 1.3229 0.06369 96 73 15 8
1216 This is our cheapest model. It has zero features but it gets infinite miles per gallon. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1217 Not exactly what I meant by ‘Show me your cheapest option’ 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1218 - with this, they will definitely notice you and know why you are still single! 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1219 This is the only one we have under $40,000. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1220 If you act now I'll throw in a piggy back ride to my office and we can get the paperwork started. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1221 A sports car is the conventional choice for a mid-life crisis, but if you're really looking to recapture your youth... 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1222 This car runs on fruit snacks. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
1223 For the man with 8 DUI's. 1.3222 0.07036 90 71 9 10
1224 They are all made out of recycle Russian McDonald arches 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1225 ‘’”And it runs on Goldfish.” 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1226 … and this little baby is guaranteed to get in your 10,000 steps a day. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
1227 This is the most fuel efficient, clean energy car on the market, and it goes as far and as fast as you can. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1228 It’s in great condition. The previous owner was only allowed to drive it to the edge of her driveway and back. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1229 It'll make you feel pampered. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1230 Only shat in once! 1.3218 0.06436 87 67 13 7
1231 It's an older model, but mostly driveway miles. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1232 With the supply chain issues and your budget, this is the best we can offer. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1233 This is one of our more economic models starting at just $57,000 dollars 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1234 All your hours on the Peloton will really pay off with this baby. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1235 This little cream puff was only driven by a six year old around the block. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1236 If you need a great starter car, look no further. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1237 If you are looking to purchase new today.. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1238 It comes with a clown suit. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1239 You can park it in your bedroom. 1.3211 0.06097 109 84 15 10
1240 Do you remember back when driving was FUN? 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1241 Yes, we offer financing. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1242 You probably don't want to kick the tires too hard on this one. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1243 With this little one, you won’t be bothered by hitchhickers. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1244 This is the most fuel efficient option within your price range. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1245 Amazing gas mileage! 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
1246 Here's a brand-new model that really stands out from the crowd. 1.3204 0.06503 103 81 11 11
1247 It's a Hybred, you can pedal it or put your feet on the ground and walk it. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1248 The kids love this one. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1249 This baby gets 30 miles per protein bar and we'll take the Peloton on trade. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1250 You’ll feel like a kid again rollin’ old school in this baby! 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1251 . . . and it comes in two colors: red and yellow. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1252 It’s got the best horn. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
1253 This one is cheaper considering it’s already been colored in. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1254 And only a six month waiting list. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1255 Honestly, I’m more curious as to what it’s gonna take to get you out of this car. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1256 The highway safety rating isn't the best, but you can't beat its fuel economy. 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
1257 Lightly used by some clown between burger franchises. 1.3197 0.05614 122 93 19 10
1258 Unlike our current models even a child can learn how to drive it 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1259 ...and, it's perfect for the inner child in you. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1260 This is our new oxygen powered vehicle. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1261 It runs as long as you can run. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1262 If your life's going downhill, this baby's for you. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1263 If you get tired of pedaling, just find a hill to go down. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1264 And this one runs on the tears of oil companies. 1.3191 0.05899 94 73 14 7
1265 Very low mileage. Just to the swing set and back on the weekends. 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1266 Considering the used-car market, it's a wonder she's only $4,200. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1267 This beauty’s like new - only driven once by the previous owner, who really wanted a scooter for her birthday. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1268 And this is the pre-pubescent trim package. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1269 The best part is there’s no catalytic converter for someone to steal 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1270 Zero emissions, no fuel costs. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1271 It may be used, but there is only 1.4 miles on this 2013 model 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1272 And it gets something like 10,000 miles per gallon. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1273 Two words: Fuel Efficiency. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1274 You, sir know your toys! This baby is in perfect condition, only has 8000 yards on it! Driven by a timid middle child who always put away her toys before coming in for supper. One of the best bargains on the lot! 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1275 The boss likes to park here. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1276 Let me show you the latest in green technology: self propelled. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1277 Golf cart? No, this was actually GM's answer to the Yugo. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
1278 Sixty to five in zero seconds. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1279 It fits your budget, and it has a really, truly, beep-beep horn. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1280 And when you honk the horn it plays Yabba Dabba Doo! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1281 I think you'll find this one quite cozy. 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1282 It doesn't have all the specs you are looking for...but it is in your price range. 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
1283 This is a popular model for first time drivers. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1284 This one puts the toy in Toyota! 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1285 No gas needed, easy to park and no seatbelts. Just needs a toy box. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1286 It was once owned by Jon Voight. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1287 You can park it anywhere. The sidewalk out front, the vestibule, or maybe the hallway. Anyplace that’d really agitate the neighbors. 1.3173 0.06301 104 81 13 10
1288 And the lucky winner of the Cartoon Caption Contest gets to drive off the lot with this bad boy. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1289 This is the latest Tesla model after Elon Musk brought Twitter 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1290 Now it doesn't have an engine, and I know that was on your list, but.. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1291 It'll go 30 on the open fairway. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1292 Ah yes,this is the most eco-friendly car in the lot! 1.3168 0.05790 101 79 14 8
1293 Your collision insurance would be next to nothing. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1294 It comes with FREE sneaker changes the first 200 miles 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1295 It has very low mileage - it was owned by a little old girl. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1296 This one, however, didn't appreciate in price like the others. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1297 Very fuel-efficient, somewhere between Barbie's dream car and a Tesla. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1298 It’s ideal for the commute from your bedroom to your dining room. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1299 You can say you drive a hybrid. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1300 Feel free to take it for a spin. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1301 Legos for adults 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1302 That recall expired 15 years ago. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1303 It’s about time for a successor to the AMC Gremlin. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1304 What maintenance? You just have to resole your shoes every 3000 miles. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1305 Who hasn't had one of these? 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1306 You can’t go wrong with a classic. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1307 This one fits perfectly in your price range 1.3158 0.05616 114 88 17 9
1308 Really low miles. Back yard only. The previous owner moved up to a Tough Trike 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1309 Elon calls this “LEGS.” 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1310 And this is our retro model... 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1311 No license or registration required! 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1312 This beloved classic features a zero carbon footprint while assuring an excellent cardio workout for the proud new owner. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1313 This model comes in your school colors and your choice of pedal or battery powered. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1314 It's recyclable. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1315 You said fuel economy was your top priority. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1316 Low miles, no carbon emissions, easy parking, and a really cool horn. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1317 Think of it as a hybrid without the gas or electricity. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1318 You’ll save at the pump. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1319 …and it has the push start feature! 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1320 As a millennial, this fits right into your budget 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1321 Well how about this fun and sporty red one? 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1322 You won’t find a greener car on the market. Or redder or yellower. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1323 The carbon footprint on this model is exceptional. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1324 Great mileage, rechargeable, and recyclable. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1325 There's a real incentive to drive safely, otherwise you're dead. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1326 It's cozy, easy to park, rust free and no computer chip backlogs. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1327 The previous owner only drove it to pre-school on weekdays. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1328 The gas mileage is off the charts. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1329 Are you sure you're ready for a trade? 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1330 And here’s a classic. An original Tesla. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1331 This one gets amazing gas mileage 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1332 Since you said you’re never in a hurry… 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1333 Forget the mid-life crisis, this will make you feel like a kid again! 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1334 Fuel consumption is not an issue with this model. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1335 It’s only got 1,100 steps. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1336 This one over here is 100% emission-free, fully reconditioned and certified. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1337 This little beauty is a real babe magnet. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1338 ...and best of all, no more ridicule from your three-year-old. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1339 The previous owner treated it with kid gloves. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1340 The bigger the crisis, the younger the car. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1341 It's a timeless classic. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1342 The kids visiting Senior Center loved it 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1343 Our classic, the minimalist carbon footprint! 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1344 Sorry, Pro Keds not included. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1345 We're seeing a lot of foot traffic on this model. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1346 The fuel economy of this model is without parallel! 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
1347 It doesn’t look like much, but you would not believe its fuel efficiency 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1348 A true classic in every sense… are you a Flinstones fan…? 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
1349 It only goes downhill, but the gas mileage is great! 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1350 She comfortably seats one adult, or 87 clowns. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1351 Of course, this one comes with a set of big wheels too. 1.3119 0.06210 109 86 12 11
1352 With todays gas prices, it’s the best on the market 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1353 Even a child could operate it. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1354 You can’t beat this fuel efficiency—it has no gas tank. 1.3118 0.06661 93 73 11 9
1355 Full disclosure, the previous owner was a drooler. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1356 It's the greenest car we have on the lot. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1357 The previous owner only used it to drive to and from the playground. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1358 We’ve solved the computer chip shortage. 1.3118 0.06661 93 73 11 9
1359 It’s the ultimate clean energy Pedal power 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1360 Top of the line paleo model, plus your legs will look better than Fred Flintstone’s 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1361 No vehicle will you make feel this young again. Great turning radius, easy to park in the city. And if you get it today, we’ll throw in a matching rolling phone ! 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1362 This is our most environmentally friendly model. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1363 Our used car inventory is currently rather limited. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1364 Ever since we bought Twitter we've made some exciting changes in the new Tesla. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1365 It's eco friendly and your friends won't ask for rides! 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1366 It’s green AND it’s affordable. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1367 Why not get a car the kids will love? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1368 Now this is one sure to bring back some old memories. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1369 Black and white is extra. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1370 The juice box holders come standard. 1.3103 0.05395 116 89 19 8
1371 Yes,inherently unsafe,but it's a scream to drive! 1.3103 0.05965 87 69 12 6
1372 You get close to 3 MPG with shoes and about 1 without. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1373 You can purchase the vehicle by itself and your wife can get the shopping cart extension. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
1374 Besides being emissions free it comes with a lifetime 10% discount at McDonalds drive thrus. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1375 This was in an accident, but it was easily cleaned up 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1376 Voted best car by the youngest of drivers! 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1377 With car availability being what is these days, consider yourself lucky I can get you this deal 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1378 I'd like to introduce you to our most eco-friendly option... 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1379 If you give me a deposit today I’ll throw in the windshield package. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1380 Now this beauty right here is 100 percent assembled in the US of A. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1381 For parallel parking, it's unparalleled. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1382 Well, at least it’s not a Tesla. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1383 Does this come with a turbo option? 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1384 It’s a fun car to grieve, and get’s great mileage! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1385 It carries six clowns and a driver and is the official car of the Republican primaries! 1.3095 0.06978 84 66 10 8
1386 Fresh air, exercise and a zero carbon footprint 1.3095 0.06978 84 66 10 8
1387 Only one driver - he babied it. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1388 The previous owner only had one accident. And luckily, he was wearing his diaper. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1389 And this vroom vroom over here has a top speed of wheeeeeeeeee!. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1390 Best part is, your kids can drive you to work. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1391 The previous driver got a time-out and had to sell. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1392 Victor, Hugo. Hugo, Victor. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1393 Hey, at least it’s made in America. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1394 It even comes with a cordless phone. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1395 It affords the freedom of a convertible without insinuating midlife crisis! 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1396 We'll throw in rustproofing to sweeten the deal. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1397 Perfect for the WFH commute. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1398 When we say self-driving… 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1399 And, the best part is you'll always hit your daily step goal! 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1400 It's the best selling car in America. 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
1401 Technically, a grown up pushing is an alternative fuel. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1402 It just doesn’t get any greener than pedal power. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1403 Just give me your ID to make sure you're 3+ years of age, and we'll finish up the paperwork. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1404 It's our latest clown-powered model. 1.3085 0.06055 94 74 13 7
1405 She’s all yours for a super ball, your skateboard, and your lunch money. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1406 This is our “Flintstone” model update in space age plastic. 1.3084 0.05541 107 82 18 7
1407 You’re looking for fuel-efficient? Try Fisher-Price. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1408 Now this one doesn’t connect to wifi, but it works perfectly with newtooth. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1409 I didn't say it was electric - I said it was eclectic... 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1410 I’ll give you the runaround”. 1.3077 0.04941 104 79 22 3
1411 The previous owner was a non smoker. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1412 It' s the latest in combining the fanciful memories of childhood with your current buying power. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1413 We still have one non-gas option in your price range. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1414 It's foot-powered. Just think how much you'll save on gas! 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1415 You’re get great gas mileage, and your kids will love it! 1.3077 0.06136 78 59 15 4
1416 Achieves optimal mileage and heart rate. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1417 But if you REALLY care about the environment... 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1418 And here is our fuel efficient model. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1419 This year’s model doesn’t even need a microchip! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1420 'And....this lil' beauty here is what I call a classic that was ahead of it's time. Peddle power...it's the future!...killing no birds and leaving all stones unturned.' 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1421 This baby gets you where you are going and still allow you to get your steps in. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1422 If you’re looking for something a little more eco-friendly… 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1423 Here is our Clown Car special! 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1424 This one blows right past mid-life crisis all the way to reboot. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1425 Electric, cheap, recyclable—and no one will call it a penis car. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1426 One previous owner. Donald J Trump. Eco friendly. Runs on hot air. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1427 Fred, for some reason only Republicans want to buy it. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1428 It was a trade in for all the candy at the front desk. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1429 There is no engine so the mileage is excellent. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1430 Plus, just some ordinary pliers will work great as a Jaws of Life. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1431 It'll grow on you. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1432 Nope. Sorry. This is the only color that it comes in. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1433 The one downside is that it DOES use premium. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1434 The babes are going to be drooling all over this thing. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1435 Sorry, we only have this color in stock. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1436 Well, think of it as "less is more". 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1437 And the steering wheel is your spare tire! 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1438 THIS motherfucker… 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1439 It's rather a green car 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1440 This one will get you over fifty miles on only one pair of shoes 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1441 This baby can take you back to your childhood. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1442 This car will eliminate any chance of a speeding accident 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1443 Pedal Power is the way to go! 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1444 I hear your concerns about the rising gas prices, and boy do I have the perfect solution here! 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1445 On the plus side, you can feel good about the carbon footprint. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1446 I recommend this one to all of our first-time buyers. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1447 It was owned by a little young lady from Pasadena. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1448 Perfect for student drivers. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1449 And the best part ,it runs on double A batteries. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1450 The last one on the lot. Only driven by a 2-year old to day care. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1451 ....requires no gas, but it's a real calorie burner! 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1452 and this one is my son’s first love! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1453 Decorative, colorful, it holds houseplants and dirty laundry. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1454 And this one has the unique ability to transport you back to your childhood. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1455 Some clown left this as a trade-in. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1456 Oddly enough, it’s terrible on gas. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1457 Lowest mileage on the lot. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1458 (Slaps roof) This bad boy packs a lot of cozy. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1459 Yeah, but see…you’re gonna want that TruCoat. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1460 The alternative energy source is you. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1461 It’s a car for people looking to the future! 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1462 No, the microchip shortage has absolutely no effect on this baby. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1463 It’s a Little Mac. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1464 Raising a child is optional for just $250,000 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1465 No gas. No electricity. Happy meals. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1466 It’s extremely fuel-efficient! 1.3047 0.04514 128 99 24 5
1467 It is roomier than it looks. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1468 This thing is fast as fuck. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1469 It's a little hard to wind it up, but you save a fortune on gas. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1470 personally, one of my favorite starter cars 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1471 Who needs gas? Am I right? 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1472 And this is our most fuel efficient model right now. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1473 This baby really gets the ladies’ attention. 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
1474 If I throw in a windshield, would you sign a contract today? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1475 You’ll love the fuel efficiency 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
1476 Well, this is the only thing we have available for immediate delivery. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1477 No credit? No license? No problem. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1478 Only one owner. Low mileage.Traded in by some Bozo from the Bronx. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1479 It's powered by fruit snacks and imagination! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1480 Sir, we want you to feel young again. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1481 Now here's a classic. Every guy wanted one of these in the 80s. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1482 Ya never forget your first set a wheels 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1483 And this is our Economy Model for those who can pedal rapidly! 1.3030 0.04802 132 104 21 7
1484 This is our latest model, for the child at heart 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1485 We just got this in from the clown college. It's seats five. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
1486 Is bio degradable, flamable and serves as a burial coffin 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1487 Can you handle the joystick? 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1488 The all new Volkswagen Golf. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1489 This might be more affordable. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1490 Motor not included. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1491 In my 30 years, I’ve never seen a used car in better condition. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1492 Hybrid? No, more of a “YouGo”. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1493 It was owned by five old clowns who only drove it around in circles. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1494 It comes with pedals, in case gas prices go up again. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1495 It’s powered by Mac and Cheese. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1496 It’s a great car for someone who wants to be alone 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1497 It gets amazing mileage, downhill. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1498 Not only does it get great mileage, it’s likely to be seen! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1499 Before you say anything, let me tell you about the gas mileage. 1.3021 0.05364 96 73 20 3
1500 It ain’t pretty, but the gas mileage is unbelievable! 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1501 You must admit -- the color makes it eye-catching. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1502 Only 31 miles. Formerly owned by Barbie. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1503 It runs on 4 triple A's. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1504 This baby will take you back to your glory days! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1505 They say you can hand it down for generations. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1506 You have the option to add a roof rack. 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1507 It runs on optimism, if you can find any. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1508 It's our only "sidewalk legal" model. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1509 On the bright side, it has very low emissions. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1510 It will bring out the kid in you 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1511 Add a red nose, ten friends, and it'll be perfect. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1512 On the plus side, it makes sure you’ll get in your 10,000 steps! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1513 It's only been driven by a five year old. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1514 Millennial eh? I’ve got just the right one for you! 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1515 with this push pedal you will save so much on gas! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1516 It's the only thing I have in your price range." 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1517 And, of course, parking is never a problem. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1518 Guaranteed to never have engine trouble. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1519 It almost drives itself... 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1520 This classic evokes nostalgia while saving you money on gas. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1521 I like to call this one Elon Musk’s greatest fear… well besides unions and accountability 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1522 Sometimes to move forward, we have to look back 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1523 The seats are waterproof too. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1524 A Great Family Car 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1525 And if the battery runs down, it easily converts to a pushcart! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1526 And, how many clowns does it come with? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1527 Oh, the price? Fisher. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1528 It’s our Play Hard Legs Work Really Hard model. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1529 Zero emissions as it doesn’t require gas or electricity! 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1530 The squeaker in the horn was just replaced. 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1531 You’ll never complain of gas prices again. 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1532 Not only is it electric, there's a lawn mower attachment. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1533 It seats the driver and 32 clowns. 1.3000 0.06787 90 72 9 9
1534 Beats walking! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1535 The last used model. Only has 1,000 steps on it. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1536 ...and you can pay with toy money. 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
1537 And we’re sweetening the deal with insurance for knee replacement surgery! 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1538 Eco friendly design for ages three to ninety three. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1539 We deliver them in your school colors with no waiting. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1540 If you can sell this, you can sell anything. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1541 It's a great starter car if your son isn't worried about being cool 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1542 It’s a classic choice—and the only fuel you need is in juice boxes! 1.2991 0.05180 107 81 21 5
1543 Zero fuel consumption, zero electricity. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1544 Mileage and emissions vary depending on what you last ate. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1545 It's zero-emissions, and it gets 100 miles per pair of shoes." 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1546 And in your price range, we have this nice little low mileage compact. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1547 It's the only one we have in color. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1548 This one’s had a single owner, very low mileage. Traded it in when she realized she could walk. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1549 As you can see it just screams FUN ... 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1550 With gas prices through the roof, our tie-in with McDonald's Happy Meals will let us afford out-of-state tuition. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1551 It’s not fast, it’s not comfortable, but the fuel efficiency can’t be beat! 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1552 The ultimate drive. You don’t need gas or electric. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1553 Well, it is a classic. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1554 Of course, if you really want to go eco, there's only one choice.... 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1555 This little number never left the previous owner's driveway. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1556 Hey at least you can't get a DUI in this baby and no need ever to bring it into the mechanic. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1557 The best part? It doesn’t have room for passengers. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1558 You supply the energy,not the fuel! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1559 You will remember this prequel to the Smart Car.... 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1560 At 5,280 steps to the mile you’ll find it very economical. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1561 We gotta make this quick, my son’s napping. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1562 Now this baby...wait, where't the baby go? 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1563 Our bestseller. It runs on willpower. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1564 Nothing will make you look younger than this baby right here 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1565 It's the latest in energy efficiency... 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1566 Leg room? Are you kidding me?! This baby can comfortably seat up to fourteen clowns. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1567 This is our new eco friendly model series 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1568 It has one owner, it never left the yard and it's a great way to get your steps in 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1569 Just make sure that you're wearing shoes. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1570 Now this model is the A la Cart. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1571 This colored model comes with all pedal drive 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1572 This beauty is the type of car you can pass down to your grandkids. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1573 All you'll need is a new pair of running shoes. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1574 AA, not AAA. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1575 'Vroom! Vroom! Listen to that engine purr. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1576 This little beauty has literally no mileage on it. Two, three hundred yards, tops. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1577 And it's great for the environment. 1.2970 0.06221 101 80 12 9
1578 No More Gas 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1579 And this is the newToyota Pre-K. It comes with a four year supply of crayons. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1580 A real family vehicle, Sir. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1581 It’s an early model, but continues to stand the test of time 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1582 It’s more about the basics. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1583 The waiting list is eighteen months. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1584 Only seats one but think of the mileage. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1585 Aside from some goldfish crumbs, a few questionable stains, and a sticky steering wheel, she's in pristine condition. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1586 If you can drive her off the lot, she’s yours. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1587 ....and it's so easy to find in any parking lot. 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
1588 Our finest car, the Fisher Price 5000. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1589 The boss wants us to really push these. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1590 You said you wanted the best mileage! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1591 This is more in your price range. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1592 This sporty model will make you feel young, again. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1593 For a more affordable option, I can show you our tricycles." 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1594 This was your first car. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1595 It’s Elon’s new “retro” Tesla. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1596 All the cool kids are driving these. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1597 This little baby drives like a Dreamsicle. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1598 It’s not used, it’s preschool owned. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1599 It's the most gas efficient car in the lot! 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1600 It comes with a three-year warranty and free candy. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1601 This one you can get under MSRP—unless you want windows. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1602 ...and this baby's a steal with no mileage, plenty of headroom and minimal trips back and forth to the local playground! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1603 It may look small, but think about how much you'll save on gas. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1604 Kid just traded this in... low miles. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1605 The previous owner brought it in about about four owies ago. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1606 And because it's a clean air vehicle you can use the carpool lane. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1607 I'll throw in the propeller. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1608 The previous owner only drove it to and from Sunday school. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1609 This cozy coupe only had one owner who never took it out of the driveway. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1610 Now this little beauty is the only model we have to suit your credit score 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1611 Ya know, with gas prices what they are… 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1612 This is our most environmentally friendly model but you will need someone to push. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1613 I’ll let you have it for 7 rookie cards and 3 pog slammers 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1614 Environmental bragging rights come free with this push-pedal-power beauty! 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1615 No emissions because feet. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1616 And with this model back seat driving is an impossibility 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1617 Stylish and fuel efficient. Perfect for your 18 mo. + on the go.” 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1618 You'll be the envy of every child in the neighborhood when you peddle up in this baby. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1619 Well, how fast can you run from zero-to-sixty? Because that's your answer. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1620 The upside is the low mileage. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1621 And THIS: for the carefree and young at heart. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1622 This one is part of our green initiative, it runs on man power. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1623 It also gives you a really good workout! 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1624 When you buy a minivan from us,we throw in this for free. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1625 Alas, you did ask for something cheap. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1626 Your mileage may vary depending on whether you’re wearing Guccis or Timberlands 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1627 Due to escalating gas prices, this car is making quite a comeback. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1628 And this model combines all the latest trends: #vanlife, #tinyhouse, and the unstoppable downfall of the middle class into poverty. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1629 What do I have to do to get your baby behind the wheel of this baby? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1630 It’s a real steal, the previous owner grew right out of it! 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1631 It’s perfect for a young family. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
1632 It was only driven to church on Sundays by a little kindergartener. 1.2936 0.05099 109 83 21 5
1633 Best fuel economy. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1634 It’s eco friendly 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1635 And it comes with a very long extension cord. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1636 It's mileage per primary color is unrivaled. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1637 ...and it gets 4000 steps per mile! 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1638 It's great on gas, runs well and, if you buy it today, it comes with a toddler 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1639 This one has an undeniable je ne sais quoi. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1640 This compact model has outstanding fuel efficiency 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1641 I’ll throw in the self drive mode for free!! 1.2935 0.06093 92 74 11 7
1642 Would you like to test drive? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1643 It’s no EV, but you won’t be spending any money on gasoline. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1644 Besides the thousands in savings, this baby is guaranteed to restore that youthful feeling! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1645 TrumpMobile 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1646 It's not only fuel efficient but it makes parallel parking a breeze. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1647 Here's our most economic model - no gas or electricity needed! (How're your feet?) 1.2929 0.06300 99 79 11 9
1648 And it qualifies for both state and federal clean air rebates! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1649 One careful owner. Zero emissions! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1650 Here is an eco-friendly vehicle that fits in your budget 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1651 This model is most popular among customers aged 29-45 months. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
1652 Just take it. The former guy left it here. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1653 Your inner child would love this. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1654 Our cheapest used car on the lot at $7,500,!!plus tax,tag,title,dealer fee,maintenance contract,tire warranty,and dealer add ons. You can scoot this home for $35,500! 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1655 Perfect for your midlife crisis, I guarantee you’ll feel younger 1.2925 0.05990 106 84 13 9
1656 Now, this one is beyond electric. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1657 Comes with a bell and a whistle. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1658 Bumper repairs are really cheap... 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1659 It takes you back to your childhood. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1660 It was owned by a toddler who just used it around the backyard. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1661 Now here is a car that will make you feel young again. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1662 With gas prices this high, how can you afford not to buy it? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1663 Its MPG varies as a function of diaper size. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1664 Less than one mile on her. The original owner only used it to go back and forth to the kitchen. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1665 This is our most basic model. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1666 « You’ll save big on gas » 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1667 It comes in any color you want as long as it is red and yellow. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1668 Instead of a sunroof, it has a retractable floor. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1669 Lemme get the handle and I'll push you around the block. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1670 If you are looking for eco-efficiency, look no further! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1671 You can ditch your Peloton for this ultimate green machine. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1672 And THIS is our most environmentally-friendly car. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1673 On the other hand, you'll save a ton in gas. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1674 It might not go very fast, but it gets great gas mileage. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1675 This is the hottest model on the market. We have an 18 month waiting list … you may want to put your order in now. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1676 And this one runs on air… ! 1.2907 0.06793 86 69 9 8
1677 It's easy to find in the super market parking lot. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1678 The banana has nothing to do with how it handles. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1679 You don't need a Lambo to get a lot of attention. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1680 This model will bring you back to a time when you didn’t have to worry about everything. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1681 I'll have to speak to my manager's three-year-old son. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1682 It's so expensive because it's actually safe for kids to drive. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1683 It’s the latest Flintstone model 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1684 One careful owner. 1.2903 0.05203 93 71 20 2
1685 The convertible roof is extra. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1686 No credit? No problem. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1687 As the previous owner proved, it's actually quite roomy and fits a limitless number of clowns 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1688 And under the floorboard, four hamsters on a treadmill. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1689 This one has low mileage. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1690 It takes 2 D-batteries. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1691 If it's just a minor mid-life crisis, then this should work. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1692 You're right, the new Apple iCar is not everything we'd hoped for. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1693 …and if you want to get serious about your carbon footprint… 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1694 Finally, you can park in Times Square and run to Macy's. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1695 Be your own designated driver. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1696 No issues with car chip shortage here sir! 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1697 This one isn’t for sale. This one is mine. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1698 This is a great first car and it's cozy too! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1699 This eco car is good for the environment but bad on the legs 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1700 You’ll save hundreds on gas! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1701 …and it’s a real baby magnet! 1.2892 0.05563 83 63 17 3
1702 No expensive fill ups and pedeling is great exercise! 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1703 This one's our most eco-friendly 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1704 At $27,000 plus new pedals, you can't beat it! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1705 This is the first self-driving model. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1706 This baby right here is going to take you back to the thrill of first getting behind the wheel. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1707 I’ve got a 3 year old who wants it, but she has to work on financing 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1708 Now this one takes fuel efficiency to a whole new level. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1709 It had only one owner, an only child, used mainly in the basement playroom. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1710 Gas prices won't affect this little beauty 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1711 It runs on kale , kombucha and dashed hope. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1712 The prior owner was very attached to it. He cried when he realized it wasn’t his anymore. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1713 The last owner was real gentle; she only took it down the street and back. 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
1714 . . . and the fresh air is priceless! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1715 And this beauty is both gas-free AND electric-free! 1.2885 0.05579 104 83 14 7
1716 The previous owner was prone to accidents. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1717 It comes standard with removable floor and a handle on the back for controlled push rides. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1718 They don't make 'em like this anymore. No gas required, no safety features 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1719 This one features our ‘I’m a big boy’ trim package . 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1720 And you have to see the chocolate egg it comes out of. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1721 The driveway is your highway! Pretend-commute to your home office and catch up on those podcasts... 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1722 It’s you! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1723 You like the Flintstones? Then you’ll love this bad boy. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1724 It has room for yourself and 18 clowns. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1725 And just look at the headroom! 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1726 This baby has only one indoor mile on it. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1727 Low miles, high MPG, and only driven by the cutest little peanut. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1728 And it also comes in black and white. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1729 They're not all budget busters Bob! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1730 The parking options are ideal. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1731 The previous owner is a retiree in Florida who used it to try to overthrow American democracy. 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
1732 Yabba Dabba Doo! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1733 It's our most popular vintage model, the kids will just love it. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1734 The best part is you’ll never have to worry about the microchips shortage with this classic car. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1735 Great first car for your son. Tons of safety features. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1736 All the cool kids have one! 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1737 Trust me, this coupe will attract the young ladies. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1738 It's great for commuting if you work from home. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1739 For another $20 I’ll throw in the kid. 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1740 This beauty fits your budget and is great for the environment. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1741 And this, sir, is our midlife crisis model 1.2871 0.06346 101 82 9 10
1742 I mean with current gas prices it’s the only true economy class these days 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1743 Oh, fuck! 1.2870 0.06036 108 87 11 10
1744 El gran cambio 1.2870 0.05432 108 85 16 7
1745 This one has only 1.5 miles on it 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1746 Announces to the world that you are comfortable with your maturity. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1747 Great for beginner drivers. 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1748 This fits your budget, and ... you have no manhood issues, right? 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1749 This is our Environmentally Conscious Consumer .. Build up those muscles and you get Zero Emission and Save on Gas. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1750 And when you get it up to fifty mile per hour, it automatically turns into a convertible. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1751 It’s great for short commutes on sunny Spring days with zero traffic. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1752 I promise it'll make you feel forty years younger. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1753 Www 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1754 It’s all analog. No problem with chip shortages. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1755 Batteries not included 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1756 Simply put this model is the car of the future. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1757 We call it The Flintstone and it will save you a ton on gas. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1758 This baby is ready to awkwardly push home today! 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1759 This is our new Flintstone model." 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1760 It's perfect for fellas trying to re-capture their youth. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1761 By the way,it's tankless. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1762 The previous owner got sent to time out. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1763 No, I wish it did come in a flat black. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1764 It’s extremely affordable. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1765 It's a win - win on gas. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1766 ‘You look like a retro kinda guy!” 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1767 And it's the only one in your price range! 1.2857 0.07362 77 63 6 8
1768 It's the economy Tesla...runs on AAA batteries. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1769 This is our most popular model at your price point. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1770 Ronald McDonald traded it in when he bought a new all electric SUV. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1771 People really slow down and take notice when they see this on the road. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1772 One owner, low mileage, seating for two children, and 14 clowns. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1773 So this model is perfect for your price range 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1774 Now it’s no Ford Thunderbird, but this one’ll really take you back! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1775 Only comes in two colors... yellow and red or red and yellow. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1776 It was driven by a little young lady from Pasadena. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1777 The latest in EV. And it only takes 3 triple A batteries. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1778 Fits your budget 1.2843 0.04700 102 84 13 5
1779 you pay extra because your mother-in-law won't fit! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1780 ....and it doesn't use any gas. 1.2843 0.06290 102 83 9 10
1781 Plus, it's comes with a bumper to bumper warranty of 50,000 miles or until you hit your growth spurt. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1782 You asked for something affordable with low gas mileage. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1783 Runs on shoe leather, no maintenance costs unless the wheels fall off, and to top it off Elon Musk won't tweet about it. 1.2842 0.05731 95 76 13 6
1784 It's the only car on the lot under $30K... 1.2842 0.05325 95 73 18 4
1785 With inflation, this is the only car that you can afford. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1786 Sweet ride. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1787 Yes, pedals are included in the list price. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1788 Your ex-wife says this will pull what you want. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1789 Imagine what you’ll save in oil changes alone. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1790 ...and it's allowed on all golf courses but Augusta. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1791 Yes, I can throw in floor mats and a Lunchables™️“ 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1792 Stay on the sidewalk with this chick magnet... 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1793 This one's a literal babe magnet. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1794 Clown suit is free. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1795 Previous Owner said he loved it! But just needed something bigger. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1796 Being highly visible increases its safety profile. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1797 Is it smart? Is it dumb? Does anyone care anymore? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1798 Tesla’s new Ronald McDonald model lacks safety features, but the colors are to die for! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1799 It’s Elon Musk’s latest: ‘Twitter. 1.2840 0.07079 81 66 7 8
1800 It’s our highest mileage car. But it only goes downhill. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1801 No fool in’ it’s the greenest model we sell 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1802 It fits your budget,as well as your preferred color scheme. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1803 Our 5 step leasing will get you 5 feet. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1804 And this puppy is the crown jewel of your price range. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1805 now remember, it’s all about the smiles per hour 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1806 It's the most low-maintenance vehicle in the lot! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1807 It makes a statement. It says "I'm going golfing now." 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1808 I get it, owning a gas-powered car is costly these days. So, what do I have to yabba-dabba-do to send you home in this beauty today? 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1809 The kids are gonna love it. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1810 With this model, you can one-up people who brag they drive a stick. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1811 And the small wheel drive is standard. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1812 A pair of sneakers is standard equipment. 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
1813 Since the pandemic it’s the only new car we have in stock. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1814 Best of all, no gasoline bills. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1815 Plus, it has low, low miles! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1816 It's easy on the gas and your kids will love it! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1817 And, it’s got low mileage; a 10 year old only drove it up and down the driveway. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1818 And this is the SPAV, or Self Propelled Autonomous Vehicle, a muscle car with zero carbon footprint. 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
1819 The previous owner peddled off in a Huff! 1.2826 0.04720 92 70 20 2
1820 It's all electric and holds up to 150 clowns. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1821 You said you wanted something compact and fuel efficient. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1822 You will have years of fun after the 1 hour nightmare assembly. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1823 You'll never need to worry about gas prices again. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1824 With today’s gas prices, we are highly recommending this model…. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1825 Unlike other dealership, we include floor mats 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1826 Its the perfect car for the recent gas hikes. Runs on foot power. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1827 This one screams second childhood, don't ya think." 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1828 I can let you pedal this home today. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1829 You actually control how fast it goes. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1830 Or, if you prefer to go Analogue”… 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1831 Zero emissions! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1832 It might look small, but most first-time parents pick it as their first car. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1833 A true zero-emission vehicule classic. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1834 On the plus side, it’s zero emissions. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1835 She’s such a beauty our cartoonist gave her color! 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1836 My son has one; he won't let anyone else drive it. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1837 A one owner, eco friendly vehicle only driven to the playground on Saturdays. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1838 With gas prices on the rise is the most economical option 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1839 This is our most affordable self-driving model. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1840 They don't make them like they used to 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1841 With your budget, it's either this or a pogo stick. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1842 This beauty is a modern take on a vintage classic. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1843 This economy car is our Flintstone model. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1844 One previous owner; only ten thousand inches on the clock 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1845 It runs on self generated power, making it both health and cost effective. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1846 This one runs on calories. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1847 A guaranteed babe magnet - makes the desire to mother you irresistible. 1.2812 0.05482 96 75 16 5
1848 The milage and the car speed was kept low by the last owner 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1849 … and this is the microchip free model. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1850 This one was driven by a little kid, he only drove in his driveway. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1851 Its slow but you'll save time using the sidewalks 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1852 You got kids? They're gonna love this one. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1853 And,no rust! 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1854 The brakes take some getting used to. 1.2809 0.05759 89 71 13 5
1855 On this one we offer a 5-mile/50,000-year warranty. 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
1856 I drive one of these myself. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1857 You want to meet girls? This is the ultimate chick magnet. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1858 Just one owner! Ronald McDonald. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1859 This one is for when you are a big boy 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1860 It's designed to reduce road rage. People will be laughing too hard to get mad at you. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1861 It’s a great option for downhill road trips! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1862 And here we have the new Apple Car! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1863 And then of course we have our high visibility 100% electric car. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1864 Throw in the See N Say and you got yourself a deal! 1.2804 0.04932 107 82 21 4
1865 It does a head-snapping zero to sixty. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1866 Within your budget, we can get you into this sharp low-mileage vehicle! 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1867 Gas? Electric? The future is pedals, Don. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1868 Coincidentally the previous owner was a millennial also. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1869 That’s the beauty part of this little beauty. No room for the wife. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1870 This is the Tesla model T-wittter 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
1871 This model is the perfect answer to your concerns about fossil fuels and you are assured to get a minimum of 10,000 steps a day.... 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1872 How can I get you in this car today? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
1873 The price is right and you won't believe the gas mileage. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1874 This one is MINT - the previous owner never even took her off the driveway! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1875 This one's a great for zipping around town or just ramming your Dad's legs while he makes you lunch. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1876 If you finance with us, I'll throw in a windshield. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1877 And here's our best seller for the Gen-x driver with a mid-teen crisis. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1878 Just imagine how much you will save on gas!! 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1879 This model has been very popular with customers experiencing quarter-life crises. 1.2796 0.05154 93 71 19 3
1880 The previous owner was a late-bloomer. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1881 This little baby's guaranteed to make you feel young again. 1.2796 0.05795 93 74 13 6
1882 It’s the original Smartcar. Everything old is new again. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1883 This one’s got juice. The boxes are in the trunk. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1884 Great for new drivers. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1885 One previous owner, only three years old. 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1886 They go from 0 to 20 before you know it. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1887 The car speaks for itself. Unfortunately, it will tell everyone you're driving it. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1888 To be honest, I hate the colors... can we just have black and white ! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1889 At your price point, this is the best I can do. You have a decent pair of shoes? 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1890 The previous owner couldn’t pay the lease 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1891 It's a Ronald McDonald reject. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1892 This folds into a golf bag. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1893 This is about it, in your price range. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1894 This car will make you feel 20 years younger 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1895 It’s what all the kids are driving these days. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1896 If you buy today, we'll throw in a pair of running shoes. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1897 It comes in all the primary colors. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1898 with installments payable in crayons, candy, or bitcoin 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1899 It really lets others know where you stand politically 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1900 It may not look like much, but this puppy scoots. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1901 Don’t let the color fool you - this is as green as they get! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1902 Just turn off the radio when you go uphill. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1903 Yeah,just one owner... 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1904 Gets even better mileage than a Geo Metro. 1.2784 0.05627 97 78 14 5
1905 Or if color really matters to you, we have this one. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1906 This is the answer when it comes to miles per cookie" 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1907 It's the only thing we have under $15K 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1908 Perk: You don't need a driver's license. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1909 This one has 257 original miles. The owner only pedaled it back and forth to daycare. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1910 This one will really make you feel young again. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1911 One owner, a little girl who only drove it on Sundays. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1912 We're going for nostalgia this year. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1913 We're making cars great again with the new hottest model, "The Trumpster." 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1914 We're going for the golfing demographic. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1915 If you just wait 30 years it will be worth a fortune 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1916 It’s eco friendly and you don’t have to worry about charging. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1917 Perfect for parking just about anywhere 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1918 let’s take her for a spin 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
1919 What will it take to get you vroom vrooming today? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1920 It rivals Tesla’s carbon footprint, and if you order today, we can guarantee delivery in mid-2023. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1921 The previous owner only drove it around the culdesac 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1922 zero to 60 in, well, it's not getting to 60 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1923 Gas prices are no problem here. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1924 It runs on three triple A’s! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1925 Who knew the Flintstones were the future, not the Jetsons. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1926 Our lowest emission model -- Fisher-Price 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1927 Very eco. It runs on human electricity 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1928 This is a next generation vehicle. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1929 I think we can both agree: this is not your father's automobile. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1930 It was previously owned by fifteen old lady clowns. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1931 No engine problems. Guaranteed. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1932 What it lacks in speed it makes up for in child hood memories! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1933 Best of all, instead of a touchscreen, it comes with an Etch A Sketch! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1934 It’s our most affordable model. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1935 Our first model in full color, and you can walk it off the lot today. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1936 Do you want it in a paper bag? 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1937 This model sits one adult. I call it, “The Introvert’s Dream”. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1938 It used to be owned by Jon Voight. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
1939 Best rated car for environmental emissions on the market today. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1940 We believe this new Toy-ota prototype will be a big hit with the millennials. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1941 And, Fred, it has a remaining warranty of six pair of Birkenstocks 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1942 This is our “Young At Heart” model. 1.2766 0.05538 94 75 14 5
1943 This is where we start, at $45,000. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1944 And with plastic, you'll never have to worry about supply chain issues. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1945 I’ll have to run it by Wilma first. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1946 The car is red, yellow and Green” 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1947 . “Its a low mileage beauty. He only drove It to pre-school.” 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1948 Talk about fun to drive! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1949 It's the new MAGA Coupe from Trump Motors 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1950 It gets eight driveways to the juicebox. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1951 Only a four-year-old vehicle. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1952 That's Vibrant, our 2023 Recession Model 1.2763 0.06098 76 60 12 4
1953 Now, here's a classic economy car for any economy. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1954 Here's something under $10K... 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1955 This one doesn't use gas. It's alegtrick. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1956 and this one runs on juice boxes! 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1957 It was very popular with the Flintstone and Rubble families.... 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1958 -Ronald McDonald used to own it. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1959 Best in class for small off-road. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1960 It fits tall clowns. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1961 No sports car will make you feel this young again. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
1962 Great way to save money on gas by using your feet 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1963 "Now, am I right or am I right?!" 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1964 It is completly eco-friendly. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1965 And you won’t believe the gas mileage on this one. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1966 It's perfect if you get sucked into a Bugs Bunny cartoon! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1967 She's really gas efficient, but you might get bugs in your mouth. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1968 It’s eco-friendly, and in your budget. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1969 No, we did not turn back the odometer. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1970 The manufacturer's CEO is working on a hostile takeover of Mad Libs. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1971 It'll make you look ten- um, twenty years younger. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1972 One owner and she only drove it to the circus on Sunday. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1973 This one is equipped with indoor/ outdoor push start capability. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1974 Until your drunk driving charges commute. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1975 It will be a kid's game to get the loan approval 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1976 Classic style, great horsepower 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1977 Unlike the older models, this has two cupholders. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1978 It's a real babe-mobile. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1979 Cinch to park, can't beat the mileage! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1980 And this is still our best selling model 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1981 This nifty urban EV comes with a fifty foot extension cord. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1982 This is our less intelligent model. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1983 You're a Social Worker at a not-for-profit NGO, right? It fits your image and your salary! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1984 And it's even more environmentally friendly than an electric car. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1985 A customer was going through a mid-toddler crisis, and just traded her in for a Big Wheel. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1986 No wonder you were late for our appointment. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1987 This is our Clown model. It seats 8 but drives a little funny. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1988 The last owner picked up a lot of girls, and is doing a lot of time. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1989 This one uses your phone's battery - perfect for apartment dwellers. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1990 You can park anywhere. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1991 Now here’s a cozy model, 30 feet per minute… 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1992 Great mileage? Sure. The real beauty is when it dies, fold it up and put it to the curb with your other recyclables. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1993 Only driven on weekends by a very young lady. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1994 I assure you, it is street legal sir. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1995 … then you’ll love our Work From Home Commuter. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1996 This one, you might notice, is a little different. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1997 This one here comes with an optional toeing package... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1998 Imagine the possibilities. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1999 You want to project real confidence? Show up in this baby at the next tailgate party. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2000 Excellent gas mileage and never a spot of rust 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2001 It's our newest model. It comes with its own juice holder and seat belt for the teddy bear. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2002 Guaranteed to make you feel younger 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2003 It did great in the crash tests. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2004 Our Russian MacD-model,not selling it there anymore 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2005 And here's one of our more nostalgic models . . . 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2006 Yes, it's an EV, but batteries aren't included. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2007 The Pros: It's good on miles per gallon and Instagram likes. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2008 Best gas mileage around! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2009 Our most eco friendly model is made out of recycled plastic bottles. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
2010 It’s our most environmentally friendly model. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2011 it's cheap 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2012 Imagine yourself going places in this. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2013 And this one, Mr. Barnum, comfortably seats 87 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2014 ...and as you get moving, the power steering improves remarkably. 1.2727 0.04936 99 77 20 2
2015 This model is very popular at Mar-a-Lago 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2016 No other car will make you feel this young again. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2017 This is it unless you want to up your price to more than $20. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2018 Elon Musk has this very same model. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2019 It was only driven during matinees. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2020 ....and it's quite easy to find in crowded parking lots! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2021 This model is is very popular with the preschool set. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
2022 Limited luggage space, but it runs on Cheetos and juice boxes. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2023 Notice the retro style here. The design hearkens back to your youth. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2024 „With this car every day is leg day“ 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2025 Our affordable vehicle with a New York budget 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2026 An economical, eco-friendly classic that goes as fast as YOU can 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2027 Our most fuel efficient model on the lot. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2028 So, this is how I die. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2029 Low miles and mostly sidewalk, some driveway. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2030 Tesla had to scale back on R&D a bit after the acquisition 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2031 It's very low mileage--only driven by a two-year-old to and from the playground. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
2032 In our eco-friendly line, it doesn't run on gas or electricity. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2033 Kind of stands out, doesn't it? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2034 It looks like a car. But it's so much more... 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2035 On the other hand, it does get 100 miles to the gallon. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2036 This thing's definitely not a gas guzzler! 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2037 The previous owner used it to drive his parents crazy. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2038 Shall we take this for a spin? It drives like a top. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2039 Horsepower ,shmorsepower… this baby runs on pure oxygen. You wanna take it for a spin around the lot? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2040 And this baby goes from zero to one in 6.5 seconds. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2041 I understand that you like to take things really slow 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2042 Unfortunately the other colours have now sold out. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2043 You'll never get a speeding ticket. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2044 You know, Peloton based their bikes on our original design. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2045 Sure , it's "cartoonish", but it fits the situation. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2046 $10,000, take it or leave it. You won't find a better deal. 1.2716 0.04973 81 59 22 0
2047 And, I present to you, the newest, hottest model that takes manual to whole new level. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2048 You can have crazy, outrageous sex in this car. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2049 Something classic with low gas mileage? We’ve got just what you’re looking for. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2050 Never been smoked in. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2051 No, not electric, but it does need a kid. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2052 It also comes in pink. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2053 Our entry level model has no doors. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2054 . . . and guaranteed to bring out the kid in you! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2055 Nothing even comes close to the gas mileage on this baby 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2056 And this is the babe magnet I've been telling you about 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2057 And best of all, it only has 0.3 miles on it! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2058 The price? Put it this way: you could pay it off with what’s in your change drawer. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2059 Pre-inflation, this would’ve been a Ferrari. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2060 You can sign over your genitals also. You won't be needing them. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2061 Due to supply chain shortages, this is the only car in your price range. 1.2700 0.05660 100 81 12 7
2062 This would be a perfect first car for your son or daughter. 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2063 Legally, you can get absolutely hammered and still drive this thing. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2064 It's a step up from a Big Wheel 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2065 And it's electric 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2066 Yessireebub! Just the one color combo, sure. But net zero emissions. Distance radius as far as your shoe leather will take you. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2067 Why travel all the way to Disneyland when you could just buy this? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2068 And, uh, I believe this should fit your budget 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2069 I can let you have it for a bag of marbles. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
2070 I’d like to show you what’s under the hood, but there’s a problem” 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2071 Trump's main transportation around Mira Largo 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2072 Comes with a front wheel treadle--great mileage! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2073 I'm afraid this is all we've got left that still has manual drive. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2074 You can have any color you want as long as it's Red and Yellow! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2075 Yes, it's definitely a FUN car, but the strength you'll build in your quads will be life-changing. 1.2688 0.05327 93 74 15 4
2076 The odometer is turned back to 24 months. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2077 Great mileage, and you'll get some exercise too! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2078 Forget the age, how does 1.2 miles in the odometer grab you ? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2079 You’re guaranteed to find a parking spot. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2080 This one's been repainted. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2081 Now, talk about emissions-free! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2082 This is the most popular Starter Car we have, you did say Sir this is your first car ever 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2083 High gas prices are no problem at all with little coupe. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2084 It's considered a mid-size in Europe. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2085 Now,of course,clowns will be extra. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2086 It's quite popular with the incels. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2087 Great mileage! Just sit down and. pedal! 1.2683 0.05768 82 66 12 4
2088 Well, if you don't want to wait eight months, I have this factory fresh 1984 Tonka. 1.2683 0.05768 82 66 13 3
2089 Introducing our energy efficient Prius knockoff... The Preschoolus. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2090 It holds up to thirty clowns 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2091 COW-DRIVEN CAR RUNS ON METHANE . 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2092 GOT IT USED. FROM THE AMUSEMENT. PARK 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2093 We call this one supply Chain Sam 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2094 And this one has an anti-theft device built in. It’s hideous. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2095 This right here is the most environmentally friendly vehicle on the lot 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2096 Take a look at this hand me down here. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2097 Previously driven by Ronald McDonald. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2098 It has pedals so gas prices aren't a concern. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
2099 As you asked,this is the model without any of the options. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2100 Timeless 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2101 It practically drives itself. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2102 She doesn’t do well in the snow, but she gets great gas mileage! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2103 Clown costume and make-up are extra. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2104 It spaciously accommodates two adults or up to 27 clowns. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2105 It IS red. And it IS in your price range. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2106 Trust me, the colors are the last thing people will be talking about. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2107 It takes premium apple juice. 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2108 They say this model will make you feel young again. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2109 It also comes in gray. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2110 Feel free to take it on a test run. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2111 Zero carbon emissions and we’ll even throw in a pair of sneakers. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2112 It’s become our number 1 best seller since gas prices soared 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2113 With gas prices the way they are, you’ll be thanking me! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2114 And it's only previous owner was a toddler who only ever took it to snack and nap time! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2115 High mileage while promoting fitness - and no license required! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2116 Maybe we should amend the ad from "any car in part -exchange" 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
2117 Yes but this one's also electric and available now! 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
2118 We take pump prices very seriously. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2119 I guess you could sit on your luggage... 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
2120 Goes zero to twenty in two hours. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2121 Keyless entry, Corinthian plastic, airless tires, sunroof optional. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2122 Electric, yet still sporty. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2123 Oh Firestone, Sorry, I thought you said Flinstone. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2124 The steering wheel is a little sticky, but it's a gem! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2125 The previous owner only drove his 26 friends to Sunday lunch at McDonalds. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2126 We bury lack of Plantar fasciitis insurance in the small print. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2127 Well, if you think it's a Tesla... 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2128 Bells and whistles are extra 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2129 For a real drive down memory lane, may I suggest this. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2130 And now for the economy model . . . 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2131 Now this beauty, it was only driven by a three-year old around the pool deck. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2132 Your children and childrens children will thank you 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
2133 .. all the kids are driving this. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2134 The only one we have that’s close to your budget is right over here. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
2135 And it saves a ton on gas prices. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2136 This the ideal commuting car to shuttle between the bedroom and your workspace. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2137 And it's also great for golf! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2138 Plenty in stock. No chip shortage. Used starting at $23,999. 1.2660 0.05892 94 78 9 7
2139 I’m not gonna lie, the wi-fi is spotty in this one, but you can’t beat the gas mileage if offers 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2140 You'll never worry about the price of gas. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2141 This car's bold colors will help it stand out in a multi-vehicle crash. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2142 With inflation, this Little Tikes car is all I have in your price range. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2143 Climate and environmentally friendly as well as fuel efficient! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2144 Low miles and it can hold up to 17 clowns. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2145 Think of all the freebies you'll get at McDonalds! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2146 This one screams practical nostalgia, and for just under 13k it’s an absolute steal 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2147 Here's our most popular commuter model on Capitol Hill. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2148 It's the car of your childhood dreams. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2149 This would be good for a self-starter. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2150 And the cover is gently curved for easy lifting when you're tired of pedaling. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2151 This is one of our top fuel-efficient used cars made in America. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2152 This is the model of the future utilizing pure organic energy. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2153 You said you wanted something in candy apple red, sir. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2154 This is the next level in environmental friendly tech. Fully self powered, and comes with free air, and a breeze to park. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2155 It gets about 300 miles on a single pair of sneakers. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2156 It runs on existential dread. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2157 And, here we are sir, a car within budget and eco-friendly 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2158 This baby almost parks itself. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2159 This is our carbon neutral option. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2160 It may not look it, but I guarantee you, this coupe is cozy! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
2161 You won’t have to worry about gas prices in this one 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
2162 This is the car that will Make America Great Again 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2163 Now this model will make you feel like a kid again 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2164 Economical, but tt only comes in red with a yellow top. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2165 It's our most eco friendly car on the lot. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2166 Yes, but the lack of space will prevent your daughter from using the vehicle for certain less desirable activities. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2167 It's neither fast nor furious, but those driving behind you will quickly become angry. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2168 You can get any colors you want as long as it is red with yellow. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2169 It offers a more restrained midlife crisis. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2170 With gas prices and waistlines both on the rise, this here car is the best way to combat inflation on all fronts. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2171 It doesn't use gas, just foot power and comes with rocks! 1.2642 0.04889 106 87 15 4
2172 And in the sub-sub-compact category, you can’t beat the fuel efficiency from the 2022 Bam Bam! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2173 You can peddle it and park it almost anywhere?" 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2174 Sure, you could buy a Tesla. But have you considered the Wilma? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2175 Only driven on Saturdays to the park and back by a three year old. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2176 This Herbie can go bananas. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2177 I sense this one is you, Mr. Chuckles. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2178 ...and it only takes 4 AA batteries 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2179 If it runs out of fuel it’s easy to push. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2180 The gas in the tank costs more than the car. Just warning you. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2181 Homage to Fred and Barney! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2182 Retro feel, super efficient, zero carbon footprint. What's not to like? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2183 Sporty,youthful,with lots of headroom for a tall guy such as yourself. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2184 It’s the last electric vehicle left on the lot. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2185 The banana top peels right off to make it a convertible. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2186 Its ideal for getting around the block. 1.2632 0.05439 95 76 14 5
2187 The options include a horn that goes beep-beep and a sippy cup holder. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2188 If you go with the basic pedals and pass on the optional one horsepower engine, it sells for less than $20,000 before taxes and dealer prep. And you will never spend a nickel on gas either. Wouldn't you like to pedal it home today? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2189 Yes, she's plastic but she's recyclable. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2190 Sorry, it doesn’t come in yellow and blue. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2191 This one helps you relive your childhood. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2192 This economical, gas-free car is available for a new, low price of $30,000. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2193 Well, I suppose it COULD be used as a golf cart. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2194 It’s a great car for first time drivers. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2195 It's fully autonomous; the steering wheel is just for show. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2196 My first car, want to take it for a spin? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2197 this is the best hybrid that we have within your price range 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2198 This is just out of your budget, but I had to show it to ya. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2199 And this is our top-of-the-line, no-power vehicle. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2200 Park anywhere, and no one will ever ask you to sign up for carpooling. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2201 It's a two door but you'll never have to worry about gas 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2202 With this baby onboard your Tesla will never disappoint. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2203 You’ll never need to drive the kids to school in a carpool 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2204 Let me talk to my sales manager and see if we can toss in a couple of juices boxes and a binky. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2205 It’s basically the same as owning nothing and being happy 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2206 If you can picture yourself driving this model, then why yes, it is self driving. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2207 And it runs on you running. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2208 bang for your buck, safe for the kids 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2209 This is our 'not in Kansas anymore' model. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2210 Do you like to golf? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2211 Your credit is great, but you still need a co-signer. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2212 Ronald McDonald wanted an upgrade so this was his trade in 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2213 It went from 0 to 60 in 18 years. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2214 You might not BE young, but at least you'll FEEL young for a bit. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2215 Tesla, Shmesla, if you're really looking for economy... 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
2216 Our newest green model, no gas, no battery. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2217 This one’s about as manual as they come. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2218 You will enjoy the exercise while saving on gas or electricity. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2219 The new Tesla is indexed to our CEO's emotional maturity 1.2619 0.06135 84 69 9 6
2220 The most eco-friendly car ever. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2221 What will it take to put you into one of these today? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2222 This model's great if you've somehow ended up with more kids than money. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2223 The best vehicle on the market for ‘running’ errands 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2224 Now this one is for the under-compensator. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2225 Nothing quite says "youthful or carefree" as this model! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2226 We only have the base model left,however,it still comes with the self-driving feature. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2227 This sporty little model just screams 'young and active!' 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2228 environmentally friendly and recycleable. just needs a push sometimes 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2229 What would it take to get into this car today?... Seriously, what can we do to physically get you into this car 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2230 After decades of R & D we finally did it! Zero carbon emissions! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2231 If you can overlook the crash tests, your gas mileage is incredible! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2232 You look like a fun guy. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2233 … and the airbags are made out of cotton candy! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2234 Why yes! We do have something in red! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2235 Our latest model is guaranteed to get little Timmy from A to B to C. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2236 Yes, well … after his Twitter debacle he had to scale back some 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2237 It’s our newest model in clean energy 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2238 So safe you can drive this thing full speed into a brick wall and just walk away… 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
2239 No gas. No electricity. Just great exercise with great views. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2240 Musk has done it again! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2241 And of course, upgrades are available and quite reasonable. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2242 It's the best selling model in the world! And with these gas prices... 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2243 It was repo’d after a lemonade stand shut down. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2244 Don't forget to wear your pedal pushers. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2245 ...and you don't even have to plug it in! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2246 Of course, this is our demo model. Low miles, full warranty, affordably priced. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2247 Buy it now and I’ll throw in a pack of diapers. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2248 And... this has an amazing gas mileage 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2249 User friendly. My dog can operate this model. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2250 It's very low mileage. It was only driven after naptime. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2251 Drop the top on this bitch the hoes gone go crazy Im telling you. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
2252 It’s a push start” 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2253 Not on the base model, but the XL comes with the clowns option." 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2254 And because you pedal it, you don't need to pay high gas prices. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2255 You wanted to see the base model…without all the bells and whistles? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2256 I know what it looks like, but imagine how low the insurance will be 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2257 Elon doesn’t know about this one 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2258 For sale: baby car, never driven. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2259 Ah yes, the cozy coupe, it goes vroom vroom 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2260 It's the cheapest Tesla we have 1.2604 0.05389 96 77 14 5
2261 Well, here it is...the best selling car in America. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2262 It costs less than the gas it took to drive here. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2263 Low milage, it belonged to a group of clowns. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2264 Yeah, it's a Tesla. Musk's been pretty distracted lately. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2265 This bad boy can fit so many good memories in it! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2266 Its previous owner was Ronald McDonald. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2267 It's great for toddling around town. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2268 You’ll definitely turn a few heads 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2269 It might be a little outside your budget, but at least it's outside the lower end, 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2270 Why yes it does come in monochromatic. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2271 Here we have our newest environmentally friendly model that consumes a mere 100 calories per hour. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2272 And it shows you’re even more woke than the Tesla folk. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2273 It comes in any color except black 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2274 It’s made in china. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2275 Pedal power is the way to go! This beauty will save you thousands on gas and a gym membership! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2276 I think this model will fit all of the clowns in your family, Mr. Fizzles. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2277 ………and it’s in color!! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2278 Great gas mileage! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2279 And here is the Tesla Truck. They had to make a few design changes to bring it into production. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2280 THIS " LITTLE HONEY" DOES 0 TO 60 ON 4 AA BATTERIES 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2281 Here is the DUI model 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2282 I guarantee you won’t see anything like it around town. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2283 Side curtains are an option 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2284 It's for remote workers. Have your beer with lunch and pedal the empties out to the trash. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2285 You can have it in any colors you want, so long as they are yellow and red 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2286 And this one runs on AA batteries. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2287 The last owner was an aging clown--only drove it to the circus on Sundays. 1.2593 0.06029 81 66 10 5
2288 It's a Mini Coop, Flintstones style. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2289 Very low mileage. Only driven to the playground and back by a little old baby. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2290 It's the new Tesla model. That Twitter deal didn't turn out so well. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2291 I'm sorry, sir, it is not available in either black or white. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2292 One owner! Traded it in when she started pre-school 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2293 It was my first and most reliable car I ever owned. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2294 The previous owner went away to college 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
2295 Now, if you’re looking to feel young again… 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2296 It‘s in tip top condition, even though 20 clowns died in that accident. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2297 It’s great for kids! 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2298 it's the wave of the future.a peddle car, great down hill. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2299 Just pedal your way to prosperous and environmentally sustainable future with our eco-friendliest and budget-friendliest model 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2300 And this model doesn't use gas. Just blow on the windshield. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2301 If you think electric is efficient, wait until you see this baby! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2302 Drivers of this sweet baby give it high marks for limitless speed, trips to outer space and fighting dragons. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2303 You can literally run it into the ground! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2304 Do you want it gift wrapped? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2305 And the Secretary of Transportation just bought TWO! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2306 Hands down, you won’t find more bang for your buck. 1.2588 0.05589 85 68 13 4
2307 And it once belonged to Jon Voight 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
2308 This one comes with a box of band aids and a case of freeze pops, too 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2309 This model has an amazing wheel-to-door ratio 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2310 We call it… “healing your inner child” 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2311 Now, here's a snazzy little "retro" number, that's energy efficient and you get a work out too! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2312 You can relive your youth. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2313 Seats 25! 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
2314 Beautifully restored, open air design, accelerates downhill... You'll be the envy of the neighborhood.. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2315 I'll throw in the rust protection coat for free. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2316 I'm afraid the trade-in value is purely sentimental. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2317 The first thing you will notice is how easy the pedals are. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2318 Kids now just do not understand cars. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2319 You have to think youthful. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2320 That being said, you won't find these colours on a sedan. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2321 Kiss carpooling good-by. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2322 This little baby may not be Smart, but I think it fits your budget. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2323 The mileage on this one is fantastic! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2324 Here's one at your price point. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2325 And this Russian model has very low mileage. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2326 Great mileage, no emissions, zero to sixty…never. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2327 No. It doesn’t come in a different color. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2328 Really and truly, this is your best option moving forward. Sticker price is 55k, but we'll shave off $50 since you're a healthcare worker. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
2329 What it lacks in size it makes up for in visibility. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2330 Some minimal prior damage but still drives great. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2331 She’s from back when Ronald was still driving. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2332 You'll never worry again about the price at the pump. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2333 This model is truly Eco-Friendly. Even better gas mileage than a Tesla! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2334 This says, "I'm a fun-loving guy who's not afraid of being close." 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2335 This was once chosen as the safest clown car in America. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2336 Like I said, these are the ONLY colors it comes in 1.2577 0.06266 97 81 7 9
2337 She’s only got 5 miles. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2338 Listen rookie, you gotta sell the sizzle, not the steak, on this one. 1.2576 0.05424 66 54 11 1
2339 Imagine reliving your best years in this beauty. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2340 It's an RV for divorcés. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2341 And for one low price, this beauty can save you money on gas AND transport you back to the glory days of your youth! 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2342 Guarnateed to last 10,000 years before it breaks down. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2343 Given your budget, I’d recommend our newest economy model. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2344 This is the only green car that we have that's within your budget 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2345 This is the only model we have that runs without engine. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2346 The newest model for Home Office commuting. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2347 What you see is what you get; the air conditioning is free! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2348 It's a lot bigger than it looks. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2349 And I assure you,it is far more environmentally friendly than a Tesla! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2350 Kid-friendly AND Covid-proof! 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2351 It's absurd, impractical, and humiliating. You'll love it. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2352 You said you wanted something that will bring back the thrill of your youth 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2353 Not luxurious, but it gets 5,000 miles per resole. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2354 This is our entry point for an all electronic car. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
2355 And this eco-friendly model had only one previous owner! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2356 A lot of younger drivers prefer this model. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2357 Sure it has no windows, but it won Best of Show at the Montessori Concours d’Elegance. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2358 All you need is ten AAA batteries. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2359 No gas cost. No electric bills. And best of all, no more gym fees! 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2360 This little gem has only one previous owner and he really babied it. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2361 Plus, he can drive it again when he’s sixteen. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2362 So much fun, you’ll shit your pampers! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2363 It's a car that grows with you. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2364 FOR SALE: COZY COUPE. NEVER USED. But that's only because the kid threw a tantrum until his parents promised him a My First Tesla. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2365 Just don't hit any chipmunks! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2366 So you're interested in buying your first car? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2367 Our best one-owner, Ronald…what’s his name? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2368 six miles a gallon, but, so cute! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2369 This was only driven by a little old lady.... a LONG time ago! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2370 -sorry, comes only in this color... 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2371 She’s low in mileage, good on gas, easy on the eyes - and your kids will love her!” 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2372 Since you mentioned you’re buying a house, I wanted to start with something realistic for your budget 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2373 You’d be amazed how many people this model can actually fit. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2374 It'll get you noticed 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2375 With the money you'll save in gas you can buy an SUV. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2376 We call it the spine-tingler 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2377 This is what we call 'entry level luxury'. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2378 We call this the "Quasimodo" our hunchback model! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2379 5 dollars a gallon, who cares? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2380 .... and it can also be driven on a golf course. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2381 With the microchip shortage Toyota has had to adapt. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2382 Trump's used golf cart-$1M with discount. 1.2556 0.05819 90 74 10 6
2383 It's the perfect car if you have kids. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2384 Infinite fuel economy for a fraction of the price. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2385 If you really want to "go green," this is a little small, but it is most eco-friendly model. 1.2556 0.04623 90 74 13 3
2386 It was only driven for one year, by a little kid to preschool. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2387 Comes loaded, including dual sippy cup holders. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2388 And when your extended warranty runs out... 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2389 You've got to figure everyone's nostalgic for their first car. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2390 We might have other colors, but this is our most popular model 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2391 It's something new that they call 'colors' 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2392 And.....with gas prices like they are.... 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2393 One city/two highway. 1.2553 0.06225 94 78 8 8
2394 Look, No Rust!!! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2395 It only has one pweevius owner. 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
2396 Low cost. Low maintenance. Low speed. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2397 It gets special attention at the McDonalds window! 1.2551 0.05089 98 79 15 4
2398 Think of the money you'll save on gas every year. Brakes too! 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
2399 This is our "pre-midlife crisis" model. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2400 The original owner was a Millennial 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2401 It comes with a free pair of driving shoes. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2402 We'll throw in the TruCoat. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2403 Very easy to operate - a child could drive it! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2404 This little beauty's got unlimited leg room. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2405 It comes with a warranty from Barnum & Bailey. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2406 Pre-owned, red, some miles, and no engine. Best I can do is $771/month" 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2407 I can let it go for $500, and I'll throw in a pair of creepers. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2408 And this is our latest mid-life crisis model. Nothing better to make you feel young again! 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2409 and now THIS vehicle has four-wheel and two-leg drive 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2410 And the first 12 clowns are included 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2411 Due to the inventory shortage, there are no Big Wheels. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2412 …and the roof is detachable to accommodate your golf clubs. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2413 And this one comes in living color. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2414 Is that the only color choice? I don 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2415 You can really feel the wind in your hair with this baby. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2416 Remember the selling points: parking, mileage, and second childhood. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2417 No better cure for a midlife crisis than this one. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2418 This new model is friendly to the millennial budget and fashionably retro 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2419 And for our two-door options we have this 1979 vintage Little Tikes Cozy Coupe. 100% eco-friendly; kid-tested and approved. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2420 It runs on baby formula. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2421 Tessla has one coming out too, but at a much higher price point . 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2422 With the price of gas not having an engine is an attractive option. 1.2532 0.05243 79 62 15 2
2423 For when you’re having a kid-life crisis. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2424 This is our “millennial model.” It fits perfectly in your parents’ basement and comes with a free video game headset. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2425 Very low mileage. It was only driven by 42 clowns at the circus. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2426 It is really fuel efficient. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2427 This model is endorsed by Fred Flinstone. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2428 It's Retro! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2429 Lousy in the rain but great on gas! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2430 People always say your first car is the one you wish you never had to give up. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2431 Perhaps. But oh oh the places you’ll go. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2432 Let me know if I get too pushy. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2433 This is our A La Carte model. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2434 "We also have it in "puke." 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2435 You'll be one in a billion! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2436 This model avoids gas lines and helps your physical fitness. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2437 You'll love the way it hugs the road. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2438 The clown horn is sold separately 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2439 No gas or range anxiety, all while channeling your inner child. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2440 forgot ! 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2441 So after he bought Twitter… 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2442 Let’s talk rust proofing 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2443 Would you like to buy this red and yellow toy car? 1.2530 0.05645 83 67 12 4
2444 Yes, Teslas have gone "down market" some, but this is Elan Musk's newest open concept vehicle. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2445 This is the only manual we have in stock. 1.2529 0.04687 87 67 19 1
2446 This is a big boy car all right. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2447 You receive one free for 500 children's menus purchased. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2448 And here we have a three-year-old model. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2449 Blame shrinkflation. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2450 The Perfect Hybrid...a combination of a scooter, and a bicycle with its own helmet. Pedestrians and cars will see it coming too. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2451 I’ll throw in the rust proofing because you seem like a nice guy. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2452 If you're looking for a car that will make you feel younger, you've come to the right place. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2453 This here’s a classic, iconic design that’s always cool with the youngsters. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2454 what can I do to jam your arms and legs uncomfortably into this vehicle today? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2455 This one here is great for the environment, and your calves 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2456 We can’t keep them on the lot. The younger drivers just love them. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2457 Listen --it's not a speedster, but it's got great gas mileage. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2458 We’d make a killing if they sold an electric version of this coupe… 1.2527 0.04840 91 74 14 3
2459 Except for the plastic, it’s carbon neutral. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2460 These things are flying off the sandlot. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2461 This one runs on the most renewable energy there is - fun. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2462 We call it the Cozy Coupe. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2463 Bait-and-switch? No, this is our final Fisher-Price. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2464 It won't outrun jumping worms, monkey pox, or inflation but it parks like a charm. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2465 It was dipped in actual mustard and ketchup. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2466 It’s fueled by methane from dirty diapers! 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2467 This one's in great shape — the first owner drove it only once a week to get to her playdates. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2468 One owner,Rudi Gekko. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2469 It comes with two all-beef patties,special sauce,and a sesame seed bun. 1.2526 0.04482 95 76 17 2
2470 And… WeatherTech has a new line of accessories for it. 1.2526 0.05177 95 76 15 4
2471 And finally our eco-friendly model. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2472 The last owner just rode it around the block. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2473 We thought maybe Dorothy could drive it to the Emerald City!c 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2474 And I can throw in rust proofing and windshield protection for only $500 more . . . 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2475 It's a chick magnet...and sometimes an occasional duckling.. 1.2525 0.05245 99 80 14 5
2476 Think how much you’ll save on gas. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2477 It not only has great gas mileage,but will save you the cost of a gym membership too! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2478 This beaut is for the kid in all of us. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2479 AAA rated for AA driving. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2480 It comes with a child car seat. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2481 And this model comes with a splash of color. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2482 Here's our best selling nearly indestructible model 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2483 This was only driven by one little boy in Pasadena... 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2484 It's the best-seller in its class. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2485 Naturally it tops out at 45. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2486 Clowns are optional 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2487 Yes it’s 100% green. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2488 This is our most popular millennium modal Sir. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2489 And its 100% zero emissions. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2490 It's Trump's new motorcade. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
2491 This is Tesla's worst competition nightmare. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2492 It gets 900 miles on a single charge, but there’s no room for a battery. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2493 We’re aiming not just for the second childhood demographic, but also the eco-conscious, due to the lack of an engine 1.2500 0.05175 88 70 15 3
2494 No, this isn’t a Smart Car. This is a Prodigy. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2495 Nothing combines sport and utility like the Model-Tee. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2496 Most economic electric.Takes only 4 flashlight batteries 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2497 Retro design, carbon neutral, it’s a steal 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2498 I’ll even throw in a Pez dispenser. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2499 Guaranteed to avoid mid-life crisis! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2500 We call it the Bicci: Beats inflation, climate, covid, immigration. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2501 We don't call it used. It's a hand-me-down. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2502 The sport trim comes with a tricycle rack. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2503 Our most fuel-efficient yet! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2504 It's carbon footprint depends on your sole. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2505 Zero emissions and three sippy cup holders. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2506 This is our most popular model for those looking for their first car. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2507 And this little gem has a price tag of $80,000. No gas or electricity needed...operates with foot pedals, so it pays for itself! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2508 And wait until you see all the leg room 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2509 This model is connected to the Mothernet, and will self drive you home in time for dinner. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2510 . . . and we reimburse any speeding tickets. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2511 This baby has Flintstone Drive for totally carbon-neutral propulsion. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2512 You’ll save a bundle on gas and get your steps in. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2513 I know it isn’t the model we talked about, but this one’s available now. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2514 Meet the nobrid. No gas. No battery. No plug in. No carbon. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2515 And, if you buy two, we throw in a McDonald's franchise 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2516 Zero emissions and you'll feel like a kid again. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2517 She’ll go from 0 to 18 faster than you’d think. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2518 The future is afoot. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2519 This baby will only cost you your self respect. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2520 You're in luck, usually you can only buy this model in Europe 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2521 This is what you get for $20,000, windows are extra. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2522 Well,it's great for the kids! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2523 One owner, crazy low miles. Lady just drove it to the kitchen and back. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2524 Well the only other one in your price range is the trycicle 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2525 No, this one is all cash. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2526 This suits your budget well, it comes with no extras 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2527 Now, you'll really feel youthful in this baby. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2528 And if you want fuel-efficiency... 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2529 It gets 250 miles per pair of shoes. 300 if you wear cross trainers. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2530 I don't like the red, either, but the blue and yellow ones are all sold out. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2531 This snazzy model works for both teenagers and oldsters in gated communities. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2532 This is most efficient fuel model 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2533 I also have it in gray, if you feel this one is too flashy 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2534 If Vladi’s price hike changed your mind on buying a gas guzzler, checkout our latest green car technology. This baby has two foot power and is completely fuel free! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2535 It runs on sugar-frosted cereal. 1.2500 0.05322 84 67 14 3
2536 No, no, we call this alizarin crimson and cadmium chiffon. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2537 This is our eco friendly model 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2538 We only have 1 left in two colors. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2539 Forty-two thousand out the door. Best I can do. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2540 Some slight body work, the previous owner had a bit of road rage problem. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2541 It’s bring your kids to work day… 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2542 The previous owner made millions on TikTok... 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2543 And this model comes with built-in GPS–Genuine Plasticky Shine. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2544 This model pairs really well with with student loans. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2545 Let me show you our low emissions model 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2546 Like new—only twelve hundred footsteps. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2547 The electric model has a six month wait list, but you can drive the wind powered model right off the lot today! 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2548 We accept all car trade-ins. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2549 We call it, " The Barney Ruble. " No Gas Needed. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
2550 Only driven by an aging dictator to and from the golf course” 1.2475 0.05341 101 83 12 6
2551 But just think of how much money you’ll save on gas! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2552 This is part of our new Flintstones range. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2553 It's all the rage in Williamsburg. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2554 It's got four-wheel drive and incredible gas mileage. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2555 You get 5 miles to a single jeer. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2556 Low maintenance and nostalgic styling. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2557 A new toy for the weekends that won't break the piggy bank 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2558 The coupe will make you feel young again. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2559 It is spacious enough for your cat,but not the dog 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2560 Comes with an 8-Track 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2561 We call it "The Donald " 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2562 Its carbon footprint is neutral. The actual footprint will depend on how well your children wipe their feet. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2563 Our most eco friendly model… 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2564 Thanks to inflation, this is all you can afford sir! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2565 $50,000. 1.2472 0.05124 89 71 15 3
2566 It's state of the art! Pedal power makes gas and electric "old school". 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2567 500 miles between sneaker changes. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2568 It gets low milage, but it's 100% recycled plastic. And has zero carbon emissions. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2569 And zero interest! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2570 It’s so smooth even my 2 year old can drive it. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2571 This one had just one previous owner, a cute little baby from Pasadena. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2572 They don't build Yugo's like this anymore! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2573 No, sorry it doesn’t come with clowns! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2574 It comes recommended by every three-year-old in New York. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2575 The epitome of flamboyant frugality. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2576 No chip shortage here. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2577 It comes with a helicopter mom. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2578 The previous owner only drove it once, then just left in the garage with the rest of their toys. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2579 This is our more economical option 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2580 Everyday is leg day with this baby right here! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2581 Now this little marvel will get you from A to B as long as it’s not raining. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2582 And if you're as concerned about the environment as most of us are, this model is ideal: four on the floor--well, two really. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2583 Now this one here runs on a big imagination." 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2584 It’s got plenty of vroom 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2585 If rust protection is a priority, then I would say you can't go wrong with this model. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2586 No gas. No electric. Just pure pedal power! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2587 It's prominently featured in Transformer Daycare. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2588 Well, we can’t accept ANY trade-in 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2589 Here we have the Yabba Dabba Doo. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2590 the young girls really dig this! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2591 At only $45,000 it is the best deal on the lot! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2592 The previous owner was a contortionist. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2593 And the kicker? It’s only got 35 feet on the odometer! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2594 It comes with EZ Pass and a box of Animal Crackers 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2595 The package includes free air conditioning. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2596 It's the ultimate in ecars. Runs on AAA batteries. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2597 Based on the budget you’ve given me, this might be more in your price range. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2598 Great beginner vehicle 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2599 It's economical, safe, built to last, and top speed is completely up to you. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2600 Only driven by a little boy to church on Sundays. 1.2466 0.05080 73 57 15 1
2601 Perfect for the modern mid-life crisis. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2602 Three diapers highway, four city. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2603 Now this baby will eliminate your fuel bill AND your body fat at the same time! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2604 Only driven once a week to the playground by a four year old” 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2605 Yes, Roger Rabbit did own this vehicle but I assure you…. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2606 This is our retro option. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2607 It's called "The Vasectomy" 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2608 The color options are limited, but you can choose between an odometer or a Fitbit. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2609 I'm told that this one goes "beep beep vroom". 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2610 Do I have the ride that will make you feel young again! 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2611 If you're looking for clean energy on a budget, have I got the machine for you... 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2612 Low mileage, since the previous owner traded it in for a Big Wheel. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2613 And we have plenty of these...no computer chips! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2614 The new Tesla. Connected to Twitter automatically. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2615 You can get any colors you want, as long as they are red and yellow." 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2616 Our fastest bestseller hybrid! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2617 This is a car, a smol car 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2618 This is our entry-level model. It has two cylinders and no air conditioning. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2619 If you prefer, we also have a compact model of this car. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2620 We finally met California gas milage laws. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2621 So easy even a 3 year-old can drive it. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2622 The last owner didn’t put many miles on it. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2623 This won’t get you anywhere but it’s also outrageously expensive. So at least it’s a nice metaphor. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2624 May I recommend the extended warranty package? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2625 This model is extremely popular in the ages 2-4,and its top speed varies, depending on wether your shoes light up or not. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2626 The previous owner needed a change. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2627 Don’t forget, we offer our extended warranty on all our pre-owned models. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
2628 This classic handles so well even a child could drive it. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2629 It’s perfect for your 2022 budget: The Smart-ish Car. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2630 Popular retro look, great for the environment, affordable, and you’ll always get your steps in 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2631 Most fuel efficient car on the market. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
2632 No gas, no electricity, and we fit your shoes with special soles. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
2633 ...And if you're worried about your electric bill, have I got the model for you! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
2634 It’s a little slow, but gets great mileage. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2635 Sure,it looks economical,but it runs on formula. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2636 No gas or charging required, just a good push from mommy. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2637 It holds a set of clubs and only uses four "D" batteries! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2638 No gas,no Musk - a truly clean car 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2639 A few glasses of high octane and you'd be amazed how much fun it is. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2640 Relive your Little Tykes childhood 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2641 It comes with free resoling. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2642 With a safety rating so high, even a child could drive it! 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2643 It has trunk space for up to seven rocks. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2644 It's sporty and great for mileage and parking, but terrible for resale. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2645 It is our most modestly priced receptacle. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2646 This model is very popular with parents of young kids 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2647 It’s great for the planet and even better for my quads 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2648 You can have any color you want so long as it is yellow and red. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2649 And the best part is that it gets 2 feet per step in Gas mileage! 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2650 and this is our most affordable Urban Commuter model. 1.2442 0.05214 86 71 11 4
2651 It’s basic but cute 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2652 Most fuel efficient one on the lot 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2653 Comes equipped with a V8…juice box. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2654 It'll run all day on just one pair of sneakers. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2655 It's economical and the pedals are designed to fit all-sizes. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2656 How much is this one? because I'm loving it! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2657 This is the latest upgrade of the original Flintstone 1.0. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2658 It’s the car of the future. No gas, no batteries and it comes with a extra pair of shoes! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2659 It’s our latest model. Very resistant to supply chain problems. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2660 Midlife crisis? This vehicle will make you feel like a kid again. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2661 a popular choice for those going through a one-tenth life crisis 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2662 - and also, none of those worries about your catalytic converter getting stolen. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2663 And the best feature... Unlimited MPG! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2664 It's the most Eco-Friendly car on the lot. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2665 No, it doesn't meet any of your criteria, but it IS immediately available! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2666 Now, here's one of our most colorful models. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2667 With this car, we unlock the power of your imagination to go anywhere and be anyone. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2668 All foot drive comes standard on all models. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2669 For the person who wants all the toys. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2670 The previous owner missed their payments and are now in time out. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2671 This little baby can go from zero to three in minutes flat 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2672 Do I need a special license to drive this model?” “No, but you do need to be this tall 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2673 We do apologize for the shop keeping your car longer than expected. On the bright side, you won’t have to gas the loaner up. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2674 It runs all day on just two AA batteries. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2675 It fits our times perfectly. It goes nowhere! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2676 Our most economical model. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2677 With gas prices being what they are, consider our best-selling model. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2678 Just think of what you’ll save in maintenance. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2679 Then how about for your kids? I'll throw in a rubber ducky... 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2680 Well, there IS lots of headroom. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2681 It's decarbonized! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2682 And if you pedal really fast it will also charge your phone . 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2683 It's all yours - at least until Pack Away Time 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2684 Hugh, meet Hue. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2685 The gas mileage is great 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2686 New generations first and only car! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2687 Some cars just have a way of making you feel young again." 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2688 What do you mean Carvana won’t buy it? 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
2689 AA batteries are included. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2690 But on the plus side, it runs no matter what the CEO tweets. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2691 People like this one because it reminds them of their youth. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2692 It was formerly owned by an elderly clown and only used for short drives. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2693 The red and yellow is a bit flashy but no more worrying about gas prices 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2694 …and it’s gas mileage is comparable to a Tesla. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2695 The previous owner barely used it. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2696 Sometimes all we need are wheels and a roof. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2697 You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2698 I can let you have it for $3,400 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2699 The upgrade comes with banana seats. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2700 If you can get it to start, it will stop on a dime. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2701 If you are looking to impress your EV friends, look no further than our most fuel efficient model 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2702 It's what I drive. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2703 It’s the mini-weiner wagon, much easier to park. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2704 Special feature--reminds you to floss. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2705 Just have a good breakfast and off you go! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2706 You can order any color that you want as long as it is yellow and red. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2707 This one can plug into an Easy-Bake Oven! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2708 No need to worry about gas prices with this little beauty! 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
2709 You know Elon said foot-powered is the new electric. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2710 This one's been babied. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2711 Wait until you hear the news about gas consumption! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2712 "Of course it's electric--runs on 4300 triple-A batteries. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2713 Only one previous owner - he traded it for the electric version. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2714 This is our newest model. It runs on four AA batteries. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2715 And this is our new Flinstone Model 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2716 This is perfect for an early-life crisis. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2717 It's Elon Musk's second car... 1.2414 0.05284 116 96 12 8
2718 It’s in great shape but you will of course have to share with your little sister 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2719 This baby is only 6 juice boxs per mile 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2720 This is our most fuel efficient model on the lot 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2721 and this one comes in colour 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2722 Save on gas prices in this classic car. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2723 Your kids are going to love roadtrips in this one. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2724 It’s neither gas nor hybrid or even electric. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2725 It also comes in black and white! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2726 Any it's very efficient since you don't need air conditioning 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2727 It gets 4 toddlers per mile, 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2728 In the current market, I’m afraid it’s all I have within your budget. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2729 I’m not low-balling you, it’s just the boss can only count up to 3. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2730 The last owner barely put any miles on it. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2731 The best feature of this car is that you can easily pick it up and park it in your living room 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2732 It's the future. 1.2405 0.05469 79 64 12 3
2733 It's completely powered by back pain. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2734 Very popular with the Gen AAr’s. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2735 It’s low priced and not a gas guzzler!! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2736 Billions & Billions have been sold 1.2405 0.06033 79