Contest #803


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The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “O.K., I’ll grab some crayons and get started on the paperwork.”
  2. “Your decision. I’m not going to push you.”
  3. “This one is great, but your kids will want to borrow it all the time.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-05-22T16:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-06-05T16:21:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-05-30T16:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 6, 2022
Number of captions 7592
Number of responses 810305
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It’s like new. The previous owner preferred the box it came in. 1.9169 0.01614 2588 988 827 773
1 We call it “The Trump,” for its empty red bottom and hideous yellow top. 1.8905 0.01687 2530 1064 679 787
2 Okay I'll grab some crayons and get started on the paper work. " 1.8768 0.01245 4230 1678 1395 1157
3 And it is 100% guaranteed to stop your teenagers from asking to borrow the car. 1.8731 0.01444 3184 1284 1020 880
4 No, literally. It has bells and whistles. 1.8664 0.01455 2905 1113 1067 725
5 Price? Oh, yes, it’s Fisher Price. 1.8390 0.01402 3167 1281 1115 771
6 It’s eco-friendly. It runs on will-power. (Submitted by Bella Nesbit, age 10) 1.8370 0.01774 1988 810 692 486
7 Five accidents, but thankfully they were all number ones. 1.8316 0.01965 1716 737 531 448
8 You wouldn’t believe how many people tell me this was their first car. 1.8284 0.01520 2588 1034 964 590
9 It's a great commuter car for people who work from home. 1.8217 0.01513 2737 1145 935 657
10 Trust me, we have customers crying for these. 1.8168 0.01565 2440 996 897 547
11 Your decision. I'm not going to push you. 1.8137 0.01414 3091 1296 1075 720
12 One owner, nonsmoker, fully potty trained. 1.8048 0.01281 3785 1617 1290 878
13 We had to repossess this one. The owner wouldn't eat his broccoli. 1.8021 0.01838 1885 823 612 450
14 This is the only car on our lot that looks like a former president. 1.8015 0.01612 2665 1239 716 710
15 And it comes standard with two juice box holders. 1.7951 0.01334 3260 1348 1232 680
16 ...And the GPS tells you how to get to Sesame Street. 1.7949 0.01682 2136 909 756 471
17 The prior owner is in time-out 1.7948 0.01435 2943 1255 1037 651
18 Keyless entry, air conditioning, great on gas and kid friendly. 1.7931 0.02258 1131 467 431 233
19 It's all driveway miles. 1.7842 0.01151 4531 1953 1603 975
20 So, we ran your credit report... 1.7833 0.01286 3844 1728 1221 895
21 I’m not trying to pressure you but I do have a VERY motivated second grader coming back this afternoon for a third look. 1.7775 0.01532 2355 971 937 447
22 Its last owner had two accidents, but she’s potty-trained now. 1.7705 0.01354 3399 1539 1101 759
23 This will run for as long as you can. 1.7659 0.01307 3370 1457 1245 668
24 Here’s what I have in your price range. 1.7647 0.02135 1343 606 447 290
25 If you want sportier, we have a Big Wheel. 1.7615 0.01278 3643 1625 1264 754
26 What’s it gonna take for me to push you home in this today? 1.7614 0.01360 3210 1434 1112 664
27 This is something you buy and pass down to your kids. 1.7599 0.01467 2582 1102 998 482
28 The previous owner outgrew it. 1.7599 0.01116 4685 2065 1680 940
29 It’s a great three-year-old car. 1.7593 0.01576 2356 1041 841 474
30 They're mostly driveway miles. 1.7523 0.01107 4607 2012 1724 871
31 I can get you in this car today. Not sure about getting you out. 1.7484 0.01539 2401 1060 885 456
32 It only has thirteen blocks on it. 1.7459 0.01450 2755 1237 981 537
33 We call this one the toy-ota. 1.7421 0.01730 1958 891 681 386
34 And remember- the wheels on this car go round and round!... 1.7411 0.01585 2379 1098 799 482
35 Just a couple signatures here and you’ll be saying “v’room v’room” in no time 1.7392 0.01674 2109 970 719 420
36 Practically brand new. The previous owner never took it out of the driveway. 1.7379 0.01435 2678 1181 1018 479
37 It combines zero-emissions frugality with a high-intensity workout. 1.7358 0.01706 1972 895 703 374
38 One owner. Only driven to the end of the driveway and back. 1.7278 0.01690 1877 828 732 317
39 I recommend rotating your shoes twice a year. 1.7233 0.01821 1720 794 608 318
40 No engine problems here...none. 1.7222 0.01795 1760 811 627 322
41 The previous owner just took it to the end of the driveway and back. 1.7208 0.01905 1583 737 551 295
42 One owner. Non-smoker. Only drove it to the end of the cul-de-sac. 1.7191 0.02010 1410 655 496 259
43 The only emissions come from you 1.7180 0.01554 2521 1223 786 512
44 It’s perfect for a first time driver 1.7173 0.01774 1776 818 642 316
45 It’s only had one previous owner, but we’re required to disclose that it was involved in a number of #1 and #2 accidents. 1.7158 0.01644 2227 1076 708 443
46 I’m afraid this is all we have in your price range. 1.7143 0.01656 2170 1044 702 424
47 You have a Master's, a solid 401K, and are on track for a corporate promotion, so here's what's in your price range. 1.7096 0.01961 1536 741 500 295
48 Great starter vehicle 1.7009 0.02522 856 399 314 143
49 My son has the same model and he loves it. 1.7005 0.01789 1723 810 619 294
50 It's for the man who doesn't need to overcompensate. 1.6976 0.01876 1680 827 534 319
51 This model offers incredible headroom for your imaginary friends. 1.6931 0.03020 593 279 217 97
52 It’ll make you feel 30 years younger. 1.6892 0.01892 1493 703 551 239
53 It gets great mileage and comes with a Happy Meal. 1.6824 0.03850 381 187 128 66
54 Jump in, I'll give you a test push. 1.6813 0.01976 1340 632 503 205
55 Feel free to push it around the block. 1.6732 0.02297 1172 616 323 233
56 The car's great shape. The previous owner just played with the box it came in. 1.6691 0.02377 1118 599 290 229
57 No, I said it was a TOYota. 1.6600 0.02443 994 521 290 183
58 Just today, I can offer you special Fisher-Pricing. 1.6521 0.02525 894 464 277 153
59 This comes with a two-year/one-mile warranty. 1.6512 0.02593 863 453 258 152
60 This one tells the world you have nothing to prove! 1.6443 0.02639 818 430 249 139
61 ...and holds four sippy cups. 1.6442 0.02595 815 420 265 130
62 ...and it tops out at around 3mph, depending on how loud you go "Bbbbrrooooom" 1.6404 0.02666 773 401 249 123
63 The former owner just outgrew it. 1.6402 0.02537 806 406 284 116
64 Pre-schoolers voted it best in class. 1.6396 0.02753 777 419 219 139
65 It only had one owner and it never left her driveway. 1.6364 0.02706 748 390 240 118
66 It runs on imagination. 1.6336 0.02743 715 387 217 111
67 Hop in. I’ll push you around the block. 1.6319 0.02711 709 363 244 102
68 No, the last owner sold it because he got his driverslicense 1.6315 0.02742 711 369 235 107
69 It costs less than a tank of gas. 1.6276 0.02881 682 367 202 113
70 The wheels on this car go round and round. 1.6275 0.03045 663 373 164 126
71 Not only will you save on gas, but you’ll also get your steps in every day! 1.6252 0.02812 651 335 225 91
72 “For the in-home office commute.” 1.6220 0.03057 619 340 173 106
73 This was our best seller until someone pointed out it's roof looked like Donald Trumps's hair 1.6191 0.03209 617 358 136 123
74 This little beauty was only driven on Sundays by a three-year old at Grandma's house. 1.6178 0.02872 607 325 197 85
75 Now this is a young man's car. 1.6173 0.03007 601 322 187 92
76 It's the only model not affected by the chip shortage. 1.6161 0.02938 607 320 200 87
77 Technically, it's a hybrid. 1.6147 0.02940 584 305 200 79
78 Like I said, we can get you into a car no matter what your credit situation is. 1.6138 0.03113 580 318 168 94
79 Guaranteed to make you feel like a kid again. 1.6099 0.03048 587 319 178 90
80 The prior owner grew up. 1.6082 0.03076 559 300 178 81
81 Show this baby around town and your friends will be screaming "my turn, my turn!" 1.6012 0.03133 504 265 175 64
82 It's fueled by your imagination 1.6011 0.03893 351 191 109 51
83 It's affordable, eco-friendly, and you get your steps in. 1.6004 0.03318 513 288 142 83
84 This baby has only about 5,000 steps on it. 1.5992 0.03209 509 276 161 72
85 Now this one just screams "I am comfortable with my masculinity." 1.5988 0.03484 491 284 120 87
86 For a small up-charge, we can also add a ringer bell. 1.5972 0.03112 509 269 176 64
87 Burns 150 calories to the mile. 1.5957 0.03153 470 243 174 53
88 Yes, this is the bachelor for life model 1.5952 0.03310 499 278 145 76
89 At this price, you'll be happy and you know it. Clap your hands! 1.5942 0.04454 276 154 80 42
90 Let me ask you, is your wife someone that likes to push you around? 1.5926 0.03522 459 262 122 75
91 This one is great but your kids will want to borrow it all the time. 1.5924 0.03332 471 258 147 66
92 The latest trend is to skip the ‘mid-life crisis’ sports car and go right to our ‘second childhood’ model.” 1.5901 0.03482 466 266 125 75
93 Peddle this little beauty off the lot today and I''ll throw in an EtchASketch and a set of Legos. 1.5894 0.03459 470 268 127 75
94 I’ll double-check the promotion, but I’m pretty sure this one comes with a Happy Meal. 1.5874 0.03615 429 245 116 68
95 It's a hybrid: It uses BOTH pedals and gravity! 1.5864 0.03380 440 239 144 57
96 A sippy cup holder is extra. 1.5839 0.03517 423 235 129 59
97 It's our top of the line in carbon neutral 1.5796 0.03300 421 222 154 45
98 It’s a great deal - only has 20 blocks on it!! 1.5791 0.03498 411 226 132 53
99 This one will not only go go go but it definitely makes you feel like a big boy. 1.5785 0.03216 427 228 154 45
100 The last owner only used it to get to the end of the driveway and back. 1.5771 0.03312 428 229 151 48
101 Here’s one a little closer to your price range. 1.5771 0.03364 454 253 140 61
102 This comes with all foot drive 1.5767 0.03648 404 230 115 59
103 I know what you're thinking... but we also have it in blue. 1.5758 0.03686 389 220 114 55
104 It's a three year old model. 1.5752 0.03770 412 245 97 70
105 Its body by Fisher-Price. 1.5748 0.03706 421 249 102 70
106 The original owner grew out of it. 1.5748 0.03486 421 235 130 56
107 The previous owner only drove it in the living room between naps. 1.5730 0.03450 452 259 127 66
108 It had one owner and never left the yard. 1.5680 0.03719 375 213 111 51
109 It's barely left the driveway. 1.5677 0.03671 384 221 110 53
110 He’s busy keeping America Great and doesn’t have time for it anymore. 1.5668 0.03849 404 246 87 71
111 “One owner, two years old 1.5653 0.03591 398 232 111 55
112 I can let you have it for five Lego sets and a Barbie Dreamhouse. 1.5627 0.03683 375 213 113 49
113 It has only been around the block twice. 1.5615 0.03816 358 206 103 49
114 This one really makes you feel like a kid again. 1.5597 0.03929 352 207 93 52
115 The Cheerios holder isn't a standard feature, but I'll throw it in. Do we have a deal? 1.5590 0.03708 356 200 113 43
116 It's in mint condition. The prior owner just went into a time-out. 1.5585 0.03954 342 200 93 49
117 Ten little old clowns. Once a week, To church. 1.5581 0.03715 344 191 114 39
118 This is the perfect car for the first-time driver. 1.5556 0.03883 360 213 94 53
119 It’s so simple, a child could drive it. 1.5552 0.04025 317 183 92 42
120 It comes with a year's supply of chocolate milk. 1.5541 0.03665 370 211 113 46
121 Think of all the money you’ll save not being able to go anywhere with anyone! 1.5532 0.03661 376 216 112 48
122 Are you familiar with driving a manual? 1.5522 0.03852 364 216 95 53
123 You can pedal it off the lot today. 1.5519 0.03844 337 193 102 42
124 It may look small but it held fourteen clowns comfortably. 1.5519 0.04046 337 202 84 51
125 Previous owner never even left the driveway 1.5514 0.03991 350 211 85 54
126 The owner barely even took it out of the driveway. 1.5505 0.04120 327 197 80 50
127 The previous owner grew out of it. 1.5504 0.03769 367 215 102 50
128 What's better than electric you ask? 1.5493 0.04043 335 201 84 50
129 Trade in your Big Wheel, and we'll knock 25% off. 1.5488 0.03804 328 185 106 37
130 You will have no gas costs but you may need to re-sole your shoes every 6 months. 1.5471 0.03596 329 178 122 29
131 And the wheels on the car do in fact go ‘round and ‘round’ 1.5470 0.03922 351 210 90 51
132 The previous owner only took it as far as the end of the driveway. 1.5455 0.03723 352 202 108 42
133 It's Fisher Priced to move. 1.5452 0.03727 365 221 96 48
134 The great thing about this model is it's not a Tesla, so none of your money goes to Elon Musk. 1.5447 0.03823 358 214 94 50
135 This one is perfect for your daily commute - as long as it’s downhill. 1.5445 0.04060 281 158 93 30
136 Well, yes. This one will be more expensive because it's in color. 1.5426 0.04030 317 187 88 42
137 You don’t need a Porsche to feel young again. 1.5419 0.03966 334 199 89 46
138 Imagine rolling up to the playground in this baby. 1.5417 0.04028 312 183 89 40
139 Great mileage and it'll bring back the child in you. 1.5406 0.03852 320 183 101 36
140 The only footprint this one leaves is your own. 1.5399 0.04064 326 197 82 47
141 It’s in great condition. The previous owner never took it out of the driveway. 1.5396 0.03700 341 203 100 38
142 No sir. Elon Musk has nothing to do with this model. 1.5392 0.04142 293 172 84 37
143 You said you wanted a car that would make you feel young again 1.5385 0.03809 325 200 86 39
144 This one here is a babe magnet! 1.5377 0.04167 318 195 75 48
145 It doesn't look like much. Well, that's about it... It doesn't look like much. 1.5367 0.03995 313 184 90 39
146 This is the perfect car for the commute from your bedroom to your home office. 1.5357 0.04198 308 188 75 45
147 Who cares what she thinks?” 1.5356 0.04445 295 186 60 49
148 Yes, it goes vroom. 1.5340 0.04137 309 187 79 43
149 But if you really want something to make you feel young again ... 1.5336 0.04135 283 165 85 33
150 Used to be really inexpensive to run until the price of formula went out of sight 1.5314 0.04097 318 194 79 45
151 This is the only vehicle the supply chain can piece together with no waiting time. 1.5314 0.04490 271 167 64 40
152 Some bozo traded it in. 1.5314 0.04148 303 183 79 41
153 Plus you get a great workout. 1.5308 0.03952 292 167 95 30
154 Sure,it's been around the block a few times. 1.5304 0.04304 296 183 69 44
155 This is the only car we have that fits your budget 1.5304 0.04085 296 175 85 36
156 It comes with a ‘Baby on Board’ bumper sticker. 1.5296 0.04393 304 194 59 51
157 Well, perhaps this one is more within your range. It's Fisher priced. 1.5278 0.04257 288 175 74 39
158 Ideal for the work-from-home commuter.... 1.5268 0.04083 317 194 79 44
159 Yeah, it’s got a lot miles on it, but they’re all driveway miles. 1.5266 0.03916 319 189 92 38
160 One owner...literally, the owner was one. 1.5251 0.04245 299 185 71 43
161 This is the car of your childhood dreams 1.5242 0.04578 269 170 57 42
162 Here’s your loaner. 1.5241 0.04207 290 176 76 38
163 ...and the two juice box holders come standard. 1.5240 0.04296 292 181 69 42
164 With gas prices the way they are, it just makes sense 1.5230 0.04227 283 171 76 36
165 And the keys double as a teething toy. 1.5230 0.04014 283 164 90 29
166 Have you driven a manual vehicle before? 1.5216 0.04542 255 157 63 35
167 And this one comes with the nap-mat-and-juice-box options package included. 1.5214 0.04201 280 168 78 34
168 The previous owner only ever drove to the end of the driveway. 1.5199 0.04266 277 168 74 35
169 Its last owner was a two-year-old who never left the driveway. 1.5199 0.04417 277 173 64 40
170 Downhill this is the most energy efficient car we have. 1.5196 0.04368 281 175 66 40
171 Only one owner, but he grew out of it. 1.5196 0.04426 281 177 62 42
172 If you buy it today, I’ll throw in a bouncy castle. 1.5192 0.04298 287 178 69 40
173 It’s like a Popemobile, but this one used to belong to Eric Trump. 1.5189 0.04521 264 165 61 38
174 What can I do to get you walking this off the lot today? 1.5187 0.04406 268 165 67 36
175 All you'll need is a good pair of shoes 1.5181 0.03991 276 159 91 26
176 The upgraded model comes with two sippy cup holders! 1.5177 0.04026 282 165 88 29
177 With your credit score, I have the perfect car for you! 1.5177 0.04170 311 198 68 45
178 This would be very close to the trade-in value of your vehicle. 1.5169 0.04544 267 169 58 40
179 It was previously owned by 23 clowns. 1.5167 0.04183 300 186 73 41
180 It’s got very low mileage. The previous owner mostly drove the box it came in. 1.5163 0.04172 306 191 72 43
181 Zero gas, zero electric, zero emissions. 1.5159 0.04199 283 172 76 35
182 It holds 12 as long as you’re all clowns. 1.5154 0.04273 260 155 76 29
183 Most reliable vehicle on the lot 1.5146 0.04013 274 159 89 26
184 The only emissions are the curses from the drivers behind you. 1.5144 0.04131 278 166 81 31
185 It comes with an extra pair of sneakers for braking. 1.5138 0.04431 253 154 68 31
186 Greenest car on the market! 1.5138 0.04288 253 150 76 27
187 Buy the car you always dreamed of when you were young 1.5118 0.04523 254 158 62 34
188 Sure, it moves. Haven't you ever seen the Flintstones? 1.5116 0.04007 258 164 68 26
189 If you'd like to try it out, I can give you a push. 1.5110 0.04295 272 167 71 34
190 This one is perfect for the kid in all of us." 1.5108 0.04461 231 137 70 24
191 It's the only way we're gonna get to zero carbon emissions by 2035. 1.5106 0.04098 284 171 81 32
192 She's best-in-class from 0 to 6. 1.5083 0.04233 242 141 79 22
193 This one was driven just once, by a kid who lived at the top of Lombard Street. 1.5078 0.04496 256 160 62 34
194 Admit it, isn't this the car you dreamed of having as a kid?" 1.5064 0.04608 235 145 61 29
195 The emissions depend on the driver. 1.5063 0.04844 237 153 48 36
196 The former owner just drove it around the playroom on weekends. 1.5059 0.04154 255 150 81 24
197 Here's something in your price range. 1.5057 0.04438 263 165 63 35
198 This is a very popular model, especially with the younger buyers. 1.5056 0.04067 269 159 84 26
199 The previous owner just grew out of it. 1.5041 0.04392 242 146 70 26
200 The car you've wished for since you were a kid! 1.5039 0.04179 256 157 72 27
201 This is an excellent car for a first-time owner. 1.5039 0.04462 256 160 63 33
202 Former owner never took this out of the driveway. 1.5034 0.04181 290 181 72 37
203 Only driven by clowns on weekends. 1.5018 0.04178 271 165 76 30
204 We just installed a juice box holder. 1.5000 0.04045 244 140 86 18
205 It was “repossessed” from its former owner, because he was a naughty boy. 1.5000 0.04323 256 157 70 29
206 Doesn't need gas or electricity and you never have to grow up. 1.5000 0.04635 246 157 55 34
207 It’s like a smart car, only cuter. 1.5000 0.04314 248 150 72 26
208 You can walk out with it today! 1.5000 0.04192 258 155 77 26
209 It's the perfect starter car. 1.4979 0.04379 237 143 70 24
210 It’ll do a hundred and twenty on a windy day. 1.4978 0.04668 231 145 57 29
211 Low miles, great shape...previous owner just grew out of it. 1.4978 0.04668 231 145 57 29
212 This is you saying NO to rising gas prices!! 1.4977 0.04782 213 132 56 25
213 It comes complete with sippy cup holders. 1.4962 0.04204 260 158 75 27
214 The perfect starter car! 1.4961 0.04323 256 158 69 29
215 This one will make you feel like a kid again. 1.4961 0.04348 254 157 68 29
216 The last owner traded it in for an tricycle. 1.4960 0.04326 250 153 70 27
217 On the plus side, you can get 2,200 steps per mile. 1.4958 0.04325 238 143 72 23
218 ‘We call it the Model 45. Fashioned after our former president’ 1.4957 0.04892 234 154 44 36
219 You’ll turn some heads with this one. 1.4956 0.04329 228 137 70 21
220 It's been around the block just a couple of times. 1.4956 0.04576 226 139 62 25
221 It'll get you from point A to point B, assuming point B is downhill. 1.4953 0.04798 212 132 55 25
222 I sold one to my son and he loves it." 1.4951 0.04789 204 125 57 22
223 She never left the driveway. 1.4936 0.04637 233 147 57 29
224 It gets great downhill mileage. 1.4934 0.04770 227 145 52 30
225 Let’s just say there may have been some accidents IN it. 1.4933 0.04677 225 141 57 27
226 Best seller at Mar-a-lago. . 1.4933 0.04999 223 147 42 34
227 Used,yes. But it has never been driven off the lot. 1.4932 0.04783 221 140 53 28
228 You really can't get any greener than this baby! 1.4931 0.04484 217 130 67 20
229 You work from home, right? 1.4930 0.04656 215 134 57 24
230 With fuel prices and high demand for fuel efficiency, a lot of folks are going with gravity-powered models. 1.4920 0.04251 250 152 73 25
231 The previous owner had to sell because he's in the time out chair. 1.4912 0.04745 226 144 53 29
232 I mean, just look at the size of these juice box holders 1.4911 0.04338 224 136 68 20
233 And it’s fully charged after just one nap. 1.4904 0.04672 208 127 60 21
234 We also have this in a wagon. 1.4901 0.04360 253 158 66 29
235 What if I told you can park it INSIDE your house? 1.4897 0.04260 243 147 73 23
236 If you can sell this one … the job is yours 1.4896 0.05062 192 121 48 23
237 It's a Baby Formula One car. 1.4895 0.04776 239 157 47 35
238 True, it's short on safety features but you can't beat the gas mileage! 1.4891 0.04046 274 167 80 27
239 It’s a starter vehicle 1.4883 0.04322 256 160 67 29
240 In terms of negotiation do you want to start with the MSRP or the Fisher Price? 1.4874 0.04678 238 154 52 32
241 It's a great starter car. 1.4870 0.04432 230 141 66 23
242 It runs on sugar 1.4864 0.04578 220 136 61 23
243 The vehicle's previous owner had to give it up when he started kindergarten. 1.4860 0.04718 214 134 56 24
244 Well yes, it's been around the block a few times. 1.4858 0.04751 212 133 55 24
245 And it gets about one mile per juice box. 1.4854 0.04704 206 127 58 21
246 Well, after taking your budget into account… 1.4848 0.05100 198 128 44 26
247 We don’t normally do trade-ins but this sort of looks like Donald Trump. $10. 1.4845 0.05332 194 129 36 29
248 And it comes with a full set of crayons 1.4844 0.04322 256 161 66 29
249 This one's a real babe-magnet. 1.4842 0.04651 221 139 57 25
250 It's actually a manual. 1.4836 0.04516 244 156 58 30
251 Because of the shortage of computer chips, you'll need to make your own "Vroom, vroom!" noises. 1.4831 0.04670 236 153 52 31
252 And the horn goes beep-beep! 1.4828 0.04731 232 151 50 31
253 We can't push these out fast enough 1.4822 0.04213 253 156 72 25
254 Pre owned but mainly sidewalk driving. 1.4821 0.04561 224 140 60 24
255 The 0-60 is honestly up to you 1.4813 0.04855 214 138 49 27
256 This one runs entirely on crackers and grape juice. 1.4812 0.04269 239 153 62 24
257 The wheels go 'round and 'round, but the radio only plays the one song. 1.4805 0.04374 231 142 67 22
258 Just one prior owner, who’s off to pre-K now. 1.4802 0.04822 202 127 53 22
259 Brake shoes? No, shoe brakes. 1.4796 0.05239 196 130 38 28
260 And the wheels on the car go round and round. 1.4790 0.04484 238 151 60 27
261 Buy this baby and I guarantee you'll never be car jacked. 1.4786 0.04660 234 152 52 30
262 This is all we have in your price range 1.4780 0.05247 205 139 34 32
263 It's not Blue Book so much as coloring book. 1.4778 0.04543 203 130 53 20
264 The previous owner only used it to go down the driveway and back. 1.4778 0.04650 203 125 59 19
265 Now here's the car I bet you've wanted since you were a kid. 1.4778 0.05003 203 132 45 26
266 Now this baby ...zero emissions! 1.4777 0.04324 247 155 66 26
267 It’s in great condition, the previous owner just grew out of it. 1.4776 0.05041 201 131 44 26
268 It’s so easy a child could drive it. 1.4773 0.04666 220 140 55 25
269 We've checked your credit score and... 1.4766 0.04799 235 157 44 34
270 The previous owner only put 2 miles on it. 1.4764 0.04858 191 119 53 19
271 Only one owner, they babied it! 1.4762 0.04637 210 131 58 21
272 You get the fuel economy of a Tesla while getting the workout of a Peleton 1.4756 0.04841 225 149 45 31
273 It's also much cheaper than a Peloton! 1.4754 0.04828 183 112 55 16
274 Take it for a spin, but please stay on the sidewalks. 1.4752 0.04770 202 127 54 21
275 It was previously owned by a second grader who only took it to the park on Sundays 1.4746 0.04348 236 147 66 23
276 It's $25 a day to rent, just need to have it back by nap time! 1.4745 0.04768 196 122 55 19
277 12/mpg city sneaker, 24/mpg high top 👟 1.4744 0.04653 215 136 56 23
278 Did I mention it has keyless entry? 1.4742 0.04633 194 118 60 16
279 But this one isn't for you--it's really a much younger man's car. 1.4742 0.04541 213 132 61 20
280 And for $300 more, we can add leather seats. 1.4737 0.04451 209 136 52 21
281 If you can get in the car, it’s free. 1.4729 0.04803 203 129 52 22
282 You said you were concerned about today’s gas prices right? 1.4721 0.04594 233 151 54 28
283 This is what I have in your price range. 1.4712 0.04618 208 130 58 20
284 Besides a shoehorn, what'll it take to get you in this car today. 1.4706 0.04785 204 130 52 22
285 This may be a little closer to your price range. 1.4706 0.04442 238 152 60 26
286 And this one was owned by a little young toddler who only drove it to pre-school on Mondays 1.4701 0.04024 234 148 69 17
287 My toddler has one and her mileage is phenomenal! 1.4700 0.04534 200 122 62 16
288 Driving this car is like child's play. 1.4698 0.04461 215 133 63 19
289 This one here was repoed because the previous owner wouldn’t take a nap. 1.4695 0.04731 213 137 52 24
290 This is our most reliable model. 1.4680 0.04432 203 123 65 15
291 Plus, it can be taken as carry-on. 1.4663 0.05111 178 114 45 19
292 All the kids are driving them these days. 1.4657 0.04834 204 132 49 23
293 It's not the mileage, it's the memories. 1.4650 0.04801 200 128 51 21
294 This thing really moves when you put your foot down. 1.4645 0.04809 211 138 48 25
295 The only maintenance is a new pair of running shoes every year. 1.4641 0.04600 209 132 57 20
296 Zero carbon footprint. 1.4641 0.04796 209 136 49 24
297 I actually bought this model for my son and he’s been very happy with it. 1.4638 0.04358 235 149 63 23
298 The previous owner barely put a mile on it. 1.4628 0.04486 188 113 63 12
299 Simpler times not included. 1.4623 0.04870 199 129 48 22
300 The previous owner traded it in for a Big Wheel 1.4615 0.04665 208 133 54 21
301 One owner, only took it as far as the end of the block. 1.4612 0.04846 206 135 47 24
302 You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it. 1.4608 0.04980 204 136 42 26
303 First time buyers literally fight over this model. 1.4603 0.04947 189 122 47 20
304 You’ll find driving this is child’s play. 1.4596 0.04618 198 124 57 17
305 And unlike the others, you can legally drive this one while sucking down a bottle! 1.4595 0.04723 185 115 55 15
306 Timeless, understated, reliable. 1.4593 0.05303 172 113 39 20
307 This model comes with all the bells and whistles. 1.4588 0.04801 170 104 54 12
308 She’s got a youthful vibe aye? Pedal powered, cereal cup holder, guaranteed to never rust… I’m telling you driving this will make you feel like a kid again. 1.4585 0.04558 205 129 58 18
309 One owner. Low milage.Only driven around the block. 1.4583 0.05054 192 127 42 23
310 It gets 2 blocks to a poptart. 1.4576 0.05128 177 115 43 19
311 The previous owner was fully potty-trained. 1.4569 0.04852 197 128 48 21
312 Here we have our most fuel-efficient model… 1.4560 0.04979 193 127 44 22
313 Now, here's where Elon really missed a bet. 1.4560 0.04979 193 127 44 22
314 Say yes, and I'll throw in the clowns. 1.4555 0.05018 191 126 43 22
315 It tends to remind people of their first car. 1.4555 0.05018 191 126 43 22
316 The previous owner was a little young lady who never left the driveway. 1.4551 0.04916 178 113 49 16
317 It’s so easy to operate, even a two-year-old could do it. 1.4550 0.04711 211 138 50 23
318 It goes from zero to sixty in an hour. 1.4545 0.04615 198 125 56 17
319 . . .And we found this in the trunk of an SUV. 1.4540 0.05192 174 114 41 19
320 'These cars just came in, with gas prices high, you can't go wrong." 1.4537 0.04811 205 135 47 23
321 The horn doesn’t work anymore but there is a convenient shelf to store your juice box. 1.4535 0.04969 172 118 38 16
322 Zero emissions, two sippy cup holders, child's play to park. 1.4530 0.04920 181 116 48 17
323 Based upon your credit report, this is the best e-vehicle that you can afford. 1.4526 0.04752 190 121 52 17
324 Not "street legal". Sesame Street legal! 1.4525 0.05084 179 117 43 19
325 Now this one may be more in your price range. 1.4525 0.04563 179 109 59 11
326 We can take it for a test drive as soon as we hear back from your mommy and daddy. 1.4525 0.05325 179 121 35 23
327 This beauty comes standard with two Sippy Cup holders. 1.4521 0.04787 188 120 51 17
328 And this is our most energy efficient model. We call it the “Flintstone”. 1.4521 0.04846 188 121 49 18
329 And with this baby, you’ll get your steps in too. 1.4521 0.04962 188 123 45 20
330 Now this next car is an absolute classic. 1.4520 0.05063 177 115 44 18
331 The original self driving car… 1.4518 0.05237 166 108 41 17
332 The previous owner only drove it up and down his driveway. 1.4518 0.04849 197 129 47 21
333 It's great for attracting play dates. 1.4514 0.05168 175 115 41 19
334 My son has one of these, and I’ve never seen it run out of gas. Never. 1.4511 0.04982 184 120 45 19
335 Zero Emissions, and it floats! 1.4510 0.04623 204 131 54 19
336 It’s zero emission 1.4508 0.04640 193 122 55 16
337 This, sir, is the future - zero fuel, zero emissions. 1.4503 0.05057 171 110 45 16
338 Now you mentioned you were a self starter, correct? 1.4495 0.04723 198 128 51 19
339 The previous owner only drove it to the end of the front walk and back. 1.4494 0.05405 178 122 32 24
340 There’s fine print, but it’s at a third grade reading level. 1.4494 0.04848 178 113 50 15
341 And this one comes with a happy meal 1.4494 0.05428 158 104 37 17
342 Can't beat a classic. 1.4491 0.05072 167 107 45 15
343 The design was inspired by Donald Trump's hair. 1.4489 0.05511 176 122 29 25
344 The odometer says 3, but those are all sidewalk miles. 1.4485 0.05397 165 110 36 19
345 It’s your classic first car, really 1.4481 0.04691 212 140 49 23
346 I don’t know if this is what you meant by self-driving 1.4481 0.05292 183 125 34 24
347 They’re all mostly plastic these days anyway. 1.4479 0.04828 192 130 42 20
348 The owner would accept cash but would prefer candy. 1.4475 0.05336 181 124 33 24
349 With gas prices these days, this model has become our best seller. 1.4475 0.05040 181 119 43 19
350 I need you to really focus on moving these zero-emission vehicles. 1.4472 0.04758 199 130 49 20
351 Practical as a Ferrari, at a fraction of the price. 1.4472 0.05205 161 107 38 16
352 Double A batteries...lots of them. 1.4468 0.04843 188 122 48 18
353 The seller's on a time-out, so this baby is priced to move! 1.4463 0.04865 177 113 49 15
354 This model is especially popular with the under five demographic. 1.4463 0.04865 177 113 49 15
355 The carmax shows no accidents and only three tantrums. 1.4444 0.05119 180 120 40 20
356 Fuel saver, plenty of head room, and you'll never get a speeding ticket. 1.4444 0.04915 171 109 48 14
357 You’ll feel the wind in your hair and the asphalt on your feet. 1.4438 0.04644 178 111 55 12
358 And this baby runs on legs 1.4437 0.05916 151 105 25 21
359 This model goes “vroom vroom” and “beep beep.” 1.4433 0.04990 203 139 38 26
360 Only driven twice a week to Play Group. 1.4428 0.04668 201 131 51 19
361 This is the new Trump-mobile. Red with a gold top and nothing inside. 1.4425 0.05374 174 119 33 22
362 Driving this new model will make you feel 40 years younger. 1.4421 0.04686 190 122 52 16
363 Plus, it's a real babe magnet. 1.4420 0.04975 181 119 44 18
364 It’s eco-friendly, the ‘emissions are 100% bio-degradable, . 1.4416 0.04735 197 131 46 20
365 The last owner only drove it from their house to the end of the driveway. 1.4416 0.05211 154 99 42 13
366 This baby is more Earth friendly than an EV 1.4416 0.05371 154 101 38 15
367 Only driven back and forth to the corner. 1.4413 0.05077 179 119 41 19
368 The horn and red nose are optional. 1.4413 0.04952 179 117 45 17
369 If you’re feeling these gas prices then this baby is for you. 1.4413 0.04952 179 117 45 17
370 Now this one just screams 'I may be only a junior executive, but I'm really going places!' 1.4412 0.05340 170 115 35 20
371 The previous owner traded it in for a bag of chips and a Mountain Dew. 1.4404 0.04916 193 129 43 21
372 It's our most popular model ...it totally eliminates backseat drivers. 1.4404 0.04749 193 126 49 18
373 It was a trade-in for a tricycle. 1.4400 0.05223 150 96 42 12
374 It gets 1,000 miles per pair of shoes. 1.4398 0.04608 191 122 54 15
375 One owner, only drove to the corner and back. 1.4396 0.04766 182 123 41 18
376 Purchase this car today and we will pay any speeding tickets for the life of the car. 1.4394 0.04378 198 135 47 16
377 It’s perfect for first-time drivers. 1.4394 0.04607 198 128 53 17
378 Name your Fisher-Price. 1.4393 0.05332 173 118 34 21
379 Two words: Babe. Magnet. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
380 And for those of us who believe the federal motor vehicle safety standards violate their constitutional freedoms, we have this model. 1.4390 0.04853 205 139 42 24
381 It’s had a few accidents, but you can just wipe those right off. 1.4389 0.04931 180 118 45 17
382 Walking is the new driving. 1.4383 0.05102 162 105 43 14
383 Trust me, no one will be trying to get ahold of you regarding your car’s extended warranty. 1.4383 0.04949 162 105 44 13
384 This one here runs,as long as you do! 1.4379 0.05228 169 113 38 18
385 "Parking? Just fold it up and put it in its carrying case. 1.4379 0.04951 169 109 46 14
386 Eco-friendly, carbon neutral nonpolluting chick magnet. 1.4378 0.04894 185 122 45 18
387 It’s our most popular self-driving model. 1.4378 0.05013 185 124 41 20
388 Don’t you wish you could workout and drive at the same time? Now you can! 1.4375 0.04812 176 113 49 14
389 If you’re concerned about gas prices, this hybrid model runs on juice boxes and Skittles. 1.4372 0.04729 215 146 44 25
390 Don’t kick the tires. 1.4372 0.04752 199 132 47 20
391 One previous owner, they drove it until they were four-and-a-half. 1.4368 0.05552 174 123 26 25
392 That's no problem at all, we can put googly eyes on. 1.4368 0.05117 174 116 40 18
393 The clowns are extra. 1.4368 0.05117 174 116 40 18
394 A classic. Zero emissions. 1.4362 0.05660 149 101 31 17
395 Only one previous owner and she only drove it to and from nursery school 1.4355 0.04753 186 121 49 16
396 Comes fully fitted with sippy cup holders 1.4350 0.04988 177 117 43 17
397 Ever since the chip shortage, this has been our bestselling model. 1.4350 0.04626 200 131 51 18
398 Zero carbon emissions plus all the other kids on your block will be really jealous. 1.4348 0.04599 184 125 44 15
399 This is the latest in zero-emission technology. 1.4341 0.04888 182 120 45 17
400 But if you’re a really good boy then we might be able to put you into one of these! 1.4340 0.05318 159 106 37 16
401 You wouldn’t believe how many clowns you can get in there. 1.4335 0.05201 173 117 37 19
402 Just consider the fun factor 1.4326 0.05154 178 121 37 20
403 With today’s gas prices, I think you’ll like the mileage. 1.4323 0.05339 155 103 37 15
404 This one is the perfect starter car for any new driver in the family! 1.4321 0.04944 162 104 46 12
405 Due to supply chain issues this is the only new model we have in stock 1.4318 0.05134 176 119 38 19
406 And this little gem was owned by a toddler from Pasadena who only used it on weekends and playdates. 1.4312 0.04826 160 101 49 10
407 It’ll make you feel like a kid again. 1.4311 0.04841 167 107 48 12
408 It gets three miles per gallon hallway and six on the sidewalk. 1.4311 0.05200 167 112 38 17
409 Zero emissions as long as the diaper is clean. 1.4311 0.05130 167 111 40 16
410 You get to be your own charging station 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
411 You wanna take her for a shuffle?? 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
412 It has all the bells and whistles. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
413 Yeah, I know. The Ferrari colors had me fooled at first too. 1.4295 0.05492 149 100 34 15
414 And here we have FIAT's first-ever SUV... 1.4286 0.05748 140 95 30 15
415 All sales are final. No takesies backsies. 1.4286 0.05566 140 93 34 13
416 If you wanna look younger…check out this bad boy! 1.4286 0.05637 168 120 24 24
417 One owner, low mileage and never been in for a major repair. 1.4278 0.04729 180 126 37 17
418 On the plus side, you’ll save on gas 1.4276 0.04992 152 97 45 10
419 Only one owner who never took it out of the driveway 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
420 And it comes with sippy cup holders! 1.4270 0.04764 185 122 47 16
421 It was driven by a little old clown from Pasadena. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
422 No need to invest in a Peloton with this baby! 1.4263 0.04734 190 126 47 17
423 This is our best climate friendly car. 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
424 Trust me, the babes just love it. 1.4253 0.04840 174 114 46 14
425 Terrific used car…it was only driven by a five year old once a week in the driveway!!! 1.4250 0.05287 160 108 36 16
426 And, you'll never have to worry about 'backseat drivers' again. 1.4247 0.05570 146 99 32 15
427 And check out the sippy-cup holder. 1.4247 0.05737 146 101 28 17
428 'It comes with a sticker saying 'My other car is a Bentley.' 1.4242 0.05497 132 86 36 10
429 I'll tell ya, pedal power is as "green" as you get! 1.4241 0.05103 158 104 41 13
430 What can I say? No engine, no maintenance. 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
431 Yes, you can use the bike lane. 1.4235 0.05261 170 117 34 19
432 The last owner basically kept her in the driveway. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
433 I’m sorry, Mr. Stewart, but this is not what the dealership meant by ‘all trade-ins welcome.’ 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
434 We call this one the Flinstone 1.4225 0.05030 142 90 44 8
435 It’s not a Toyota, but it’ll last just as long 1.4224 0.05111 161 107 40 14
436 The previous owner got awesome grass mileage. 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
437 Come on—it’s a classic. 1.4213 0.04693 178 116 49 13
438 It's a manual. 1.4211 0.05072 152 101 39 12
439 Sippy cup holders are standard. 1.4206 0.06105 126 87 25 14
440 And this is Tesla's newest model, "the Twitter". 1.4204 0.05724 157 112 24 21
441 It's perfect for driving around in the house. 1.4204 0.05580 157 110 28 19
442 No gas, no electricity, it runs on your caffeine intake. 1.4201 0.05146 169 115 37 17
443 Your kids will LOVE it 1.4196 0.05196 143 93 40 10
444 This one is perfect for remote workers. 1.4194 0.05482 155 107 31 17
445 This one has real low mileage. The owner was in “Time Out” a lot. 1.4190 0.04934 179 121 41 17
446 Tesla doesn’t even have this technology 1.4190 0.04998 179 122 39 18
447 You would definitely look younger with this one! 1.4187 0.04813 160 103 47 10
448 This will make a great getaway car if you're looking to rob the cradle." 1.4186 0.05896 129 88 28 13
449 You’re joking, right? Dad? 1.4178 0.05812 146 103 25 18
450 The previous owner babied it. 1.4178 0.05390 146 101 31 14
451 It was driven from the bullpen to the mound on summer Sundays only. 1.4172 0.05345 151 105 31 15
452 This is our best selling compact under five hundred dollars. 1.4172 0.05262 151 101 37 13
453 I think this will be in your price range. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
454 Look at it this way. You'll never be asked to carpool again. 1.4172 0.05352 163 113 32 18
455 I just wish I had the fire engine model to show you. 1.4172 0.04985 163 108 42 13
456 I'll throw in a free pair of running shoes. 1.4167 0.05095 168 114 38 16
457 This is all we have left in your price range 1.4162 0.05251 173 121 32 20
458 And as a bonus, you get 10,000 steps an hour. 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
459 This little number is quite the babe magnet. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
460 And it's truly self driving! 1.4156 0.05187 154 103 38 13
461 And you can also drive it on sidewalks 1.4156 0.05269 154 104 36 14
462 It has served as a space craft, fire engine, and race car all on the same day! 1.4156 0.05187 154 109 30 15
463 Just honk when you pass a gas station. 1.4148 0.05700 135 92 30 13
464 The post electric car 1.4148 0.04925 176 119 41 16
465 It's an emotional support vehicle. 1.4145 0.05317 152 103 35 14
466 It’s the first EV from Mattel, but batteries are not included 1.4145 0.05317 152 103 35 14
467 This one's a hit with the babes. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
468 Why, yes, the wheels on this model do go ‘round and ‘round. 1.4138 0.05233 145 96 38 11
469 OK, I can give you $10 on your trade-in. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
470 Best gas mileage in the whole lot. 1.4135 0.05559 133 89 33 11
471 Our Mattel electric takes two AAs with a range of around-the-block. 1.4133 0.05450 150 103 32 15
472 This little baby gets 5,280 feet to the mile! 1.4133 0.05611 150 108 25 17
473 You can save on gas and cancel your gym membership. 1.4130 0.05701 138 95 29 14
474 The previous owner really babied it. 1.4128 0.04505 172 110 53 9
475 Brilliant styling and color,very economical,and in your price range. 1.4128 0.05073 172 120 34 18
476 It comes with a happy meal 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
477 This is our early-model zero-emissions vehicle. 1.4126 0.05555 143 98 31 14
478 It runs on an ‘Internal Exhaustion’ Engine. 1.4122 0.05418 148 101 33 14
479 This is a vintage clean energy car. Now, if you want something a bit more sporty, I think I have a Big Wheel in storage. 1.4118 0.05528 153 107 29 17
480 And it gets 200 miles on 4 triple-A batteries or 48 hours, whichever comes first. 1.4118 0.04907 170 114 42 14
481 Standard safety features include a mom. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
482 What will it take for you to push this car off the lot today? 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
483 Here we have a compact, energy efficient vehicle. The only CO2 emissions come from your heavy breathing 1.4118 0.04866 153 102 41 10
484 The previous owner wasn't allowed to go past the end of the driveway, so it's got very low mileage. 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
485 It’s rated a 10-clown capacity, but results may vary. 1.4113 0.05961 141 101 22 18
486 Low mileage and kid friendly. 1.4113 0.05427 141 95 34 12
487 It's for those who want to feel young again. 1.4110 0.04745 163 106 47 10
488 Now you can’t drag your feet on this baby. 1.4107 0.05089 168 115 37 16
489 What will it take to put you in this classic hardtop today? 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
490 And, Best of all, rust will never be a problem. 1.4104 0.04982 173 118 39 16
491 This is a classic model. 1.4099 0.04784 161 105 46 10
492 Let me show you something more in your price range... 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
493 The accident history says it caused a few “owies” and “boo-boos.” 1.4097 0.05065 144 94 41 9
494 Most drivers are happy, except at nap time. 1.4097 0.04968 144 93 43 8
495 We can change the color…if that’s your hesitation 1.4096 0.05061 166 116 34 16
496 It only has a few miles on it. The previous owner was more interested in the giant box we shipped it in. 1.4096 0.05273 166 119 29 18
497 It’s never been in an accident, but there are a few apple juice stains 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
498 It’s very efficient and runs on milk and cookies 1.4094 0.04569 149 93 51 5
499 Everyone likes a classic 1.4094 0.05041 149 98 41 10
500 Vintage cars are popular and this one is a classic 1.4094 0.05217 149 100 37 12
501 If you pick up any women in this you should have them arrested. 1.4094 0.05224 171 120 32 19
502 It’s a babe magnet too. 1.4094 0.04884 171 115 42 14
503 Test Drive? Sure... let me find a junior associate willing to ride with you" 1.4094 0.04884 171 117 39 15
504 Tesla's revolutionary collaboration with Fisher Price... 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
505 Wait till you see what is under the hood! 1.4091 0.05264 132 86 38 8
506 Well for a zero-emissions vehicle in your price range... 1.4085 0.04955 164 110 41 13
507 That's the base price,clowns are extra. 1.4085 0.05488 142 97 32 13
508 And this is our classic first car 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
509 This one was only driven on the driveway by a preschooler. 1.4080 0.05026 174 120 37 17
510 This one screams 'I'm in big boy pants'. 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
511 It only had one previous owner, a Mr. Ronald McDonald. 1.4079 0.05550 152 107 28 17
512 It’s all the rage with the kids these days. 1.4079 0.05310 152 104 34 14
513 Boom! Perfect for that commute to the pool-shed-turned-office. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
514 Its prior owner only used it for two years and all the mileage was indoor carpeted 1.4077 0.05951 130 91 25 14
515 The towing package includes a wagon. 1.4074 0.05691 135 96 26 13
516 I’m afraid this is all we have within your budget. 1.4074 0.05294 162 113 32 17
517 Now this used one here is a great first car, just needs a little leg work. 1.4074 0.05593 135 92 31 12
518 And this is our zero emissions vehicle, the Toysla 1.4071 0.05543 140 96 31 13
519 With the pedals, it's zero emissions 1.4071 0.05543 140 98 28 14
520 It's completely carbon neutral. 1.4069 0.05132 145 96 39 10
521 Here’s one of our Certified Pre(school)-Owned vehicles. 1.4069 0.05405 145 99 33 13
522 On the plus side, there's plenty of head room. 1.4065 0.05071 155 104 39 12
523 it goes from 0-60 in a week 1.4062 0.05558 160 115 25 20
524 Doesn't need gas. Doesn't need electricity. Runs on willpower. Brakes not included. 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
525 This is our deluxe model. Comes with a juice box holder and animal cracker dispenser. You have to hurry though, there was a 2nd grader that already has her eyes on it" ........ 1.4062 0.05370 128 84 36 8
526 Great for work from home commuting. 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
527 Midlife crisis? This will make you feel SO much younger… 1.4060 0.05233 133 87 38 8
528 Between 14 and 21 clowns. 1.4058 0.05965 138 99 22 17
529 Would you like to take it for a test pedal? 1.4058 0.05208 138 91 38 9
530 This beauty has very low mileage - the last owner only drove to and from the circus. 1.4058 0.05785 138 97 26 15
531 And this one will take you back to your childhood. 1.4049 0.04972 163 110 40 13
532 This is the Donald Trump Combover model. It doesn't need gas. Just hot air. 1.4048 0.06190 126 90 21 15
533 And if you’re looking for something eco friendly… 1.4048 0.05875 126 87 27 12
534 We can negotiate the sticker on this one. Like we can do a smiley face sticker, or even a dinosaur. 1.4044 0.05847 136 96 25 15
535 It's got a body by Fisher Price. 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
536 ...and with this model, you can have your four-year old pick YOU up from work. 1.4041 0.05716 146 104 25 17
537 You'll get all the babes 1.4038 0.05127 156 106 37 13
538 free rust-proofing, tire rotation and with the price of gas its a no-brainer 1.4036 0.04600 166 108 49 9
539 This baby embodies that freewheeling experience that makes a young man feel...young again! 1.4035 0.05672 114 75 32 7
540 Let me go talk to my manager and see what we can do. He should be up from his nap by now. 1.4032 0.06264 124 89 20 15
541 Talk about your babe magnet over here 1.4030 0.05617 134 92 30 12
542 Guy traded it in for a trike. Said it was a mid-life crisis. 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
543 You said you preferred manual. 1.4029 0.05376 139 94 34 11
544 One owner! Traded it in when she entered preschool 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
545 It gets 10 yards to the push. 1.4028 0.04959 144 96 39 9
546 Light weight, easy on gas, and you'll never see another one like it on the highway. 1.4028 0.04959 144 94 42 8
547 It gets 2 miles per juice box. 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
548 I'd say it'll fit anywhere from ten to twelve clowns 1.4027 0.05209 149 104 32 13
549 This low mileage beauty was only driven to and from the playground. 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
550 With current gas prices, our ‘Fisher-Price range’ series has been very popular 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
551 if you want to go for a test drive I can give you a push 1.4016 0.05541 122 81 33 8
552 It doesn't look like much, but it gets 5 miles per juice pouch. 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
553 Guaranteed to make you look twenty-five years younger." 1.4014 0.04984 147 97 41 9
554 Here's our zero emissions model. It doubles as a planter. 1.4012 0.05288 162 114 31 17
555 This classic model will take you nowhere fast. 1.4000 0.05149 140 93 38 9
556 It's a hybrid. Push and pull. 1.4000 0.06222 125 90 20 15
557 It does take a discriminating driver to appreciate the benefits of a car that can be repaired with crazy glue. 1.4000 0.05216 145 98 36 11
558 Less retro, more nostalgia and pretty good crash ratings! 1.4000 0.05192 130 85 38 7
559 I can’t speak for your wife, but your kids will love it. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
560 It's what all the young people are driving these days. 1.3988 0.04860 168 114 41 13
561 I'll even throw in your first push downhill 1.3988 0.05040 163 112 37 14
562 Its range exceeds the distance you could stand to drive it. 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
563 …and this beauty costs the same as a regular sedan did in 2019 1.3986 0.05867 138 99 23 16
564 You will never have trouble finding it in the parking lot 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
565 It was only driven on Sundays when he visited his Nana. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
566 You can literally feel the ground beneath your feet. 1.3984 0.05800 128 89 27 12
567 What do you mean? This IS a self-driving car. 1.3984 0.05905 128 90 25 13
568 This little creampuff was only driven by a five year old who rode it up and down her driveway 10 times before she lost interest! 1.3974 0.05239 151 104 34 13
569 Understated, yes, but plenty of headroom. 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
570 It uses six D batteries. 1.3971 0.05350 136 92 34 10
571 Perfect for a family of one. 1.3971 0.05550 136 96 27 13
572 … and probably this is the only one you can afford right now 1.3969 0.05273 131 95 27 9
573 The last owner was a little 3 year old from Pasadena. 1.3968 0.05295 126 83 36 7
574 And here we have the Mini Pooper 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
575 This fits your budget 1.3960 0.04932 149 99 41 9
576 We’re out of Teslas but this is also great on gas 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
577 It's an excellent first car. 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
578 Timeless style. 1.3955 0.04620 134 98 28 8
579 Comes with a free subscription to the Disney channel 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
580 It is the only car fully endorsed by Greta Thunberg. 1.3946 0.05508 147 104 28 15
581 It's even better than Electric! 1.3946 0.05423 147 103 30 14
582 It’s a popular first car. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
583 The carfax is clean except for some applesauce and mashed peas. 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
584 Totally eco! 1.3942 0.05319 137 93 34 10
585 The last owner only drove it on weekends, back and forth to the sandbox. 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
586 And it’s available! 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
587 Who doesn't want to be a kid again? 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
588 It does 7 miles to the foot. 1.3937 0.05718 127 88 28 11
589 And, it will be easy to spot in the parking lot. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
590 Hey man, it will take 30 years off your life. 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
591 The previous owner never left the driveway. 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
592 We can order it for you, but you might grow out of it before it comes in. 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
593 It's great on the driveway. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
594 With the gas price situation, the Little Tikes Cozy Coupe is our best seller. 1.3926 0.05267 135 93 32 10
595 And Playskool offers a bumper to bumper warranty. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
596 It was a trade in. She out grew it. 1.3926 0.05053 135 96 29 10
597 And she’s only got 2 miles on her! 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
598 This one uses conventional flashlight batteries. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
599 And in the crash test, it was just flying colors 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
600 The previous owner assured us that the only accidents were caused inside the car. 1.3922 0.05265 153 107 32 14
601 It's the new Toy-o-ta! 1.3920 0.06000 125 89 23 13
602 Todd, the real beauty of this little cream puff is parking. Lay it down anywhere when you’re done & walk away. 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
603 The last owner grew up. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
604 And, it’s carbon neutral! 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
605 It barely made it out of the driveway. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
606 You'll never be asked for a ride to the airport. 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
607 It was my first car. 1.3913 0.05187 138 93 36 9
608 And this is our early-life crisis model.... 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
609 0 to 60 in…Did I mention it’s good on gas? 1.3913 0.04759 161 108 43 10
610 This is our most entry level vehicle… 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
611 This will reduce your carbon footprint while leaving your footprints on the road. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
612 Well, sir, you did ask for something with a little more headroom. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
613 You'll feel like a kid again, behind the wheel, in this one. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
614 This one is as good as new - the previous owner had it for two years and only logged half a mile on it. 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
615 You'll feel 30 years younger as soon as you get behind the wheel. 1.3904 0.05444 146 103 29 14
616 And if you're looking for fuel economy this is the best! 1.3904 0.05085 146 99 37 10
617 It doesn't go 0-60, but damn you look good trying... 1.3904 0.04992 146 98 39 9
618 Peddle her around the block once, you’ll feel like a kid again! 1.3904 0.04992 146 98 39 9
619 It's a Babe magnet. 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
620 Trump's 2024 MAGA Mobile 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
621 And, you’ll have a yabba dabba do time! 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
622 Yep, no catalytic converter to steal here 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
623 Fred Flinstone drove one just like it. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
624 With gas prices these days,this is really your best option 1.3897 0.05131 136 91 37 8
625 Now here's a ride that'll make you feel young again 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
626 What it lacks in torque it makes up for in fuel economy. 1.3896 0.05072 154 108 33 13
627 Inflation, am I right? 1.3893 0.05690 131 92 27 12
628 Our new human-power model: greener than our electric or hybrid models. 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
629 This model is popular with the younger set. 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
630 And the peppy color scheme nicely distracts you from the fact your legs are numb. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
631 With gas prices today, it's our most popular model! 1.3884 0.05030 121 78 39 4
632 Lost your license? Not a problem. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
633 Yes sir, this model has self driving technology. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
634 We accept Goldfish crackers as a form of down payment. 1.3882 0.05447 152 109 27 16
635 No really. This is our greenest car. 1.3881 0.05696 134 95 26 13
636 You have to say,"yabadabadoo" to get it moving. 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
637 Forget electric... this baby's even greener. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
638 Extremely low mileage. The owner opted out of his lease for a stroller! 1.3875 0.05015 160 111 36 13
639 Best electric car on the market, only needs four rechargeable AAA batteries. 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
640 You’ll love the latest upgrade to the Volkswagen Golf 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
641 This baby's great if you have kids and work from home. 1.3867 0.05163 150 104 34 12
642 There's no engine or brakes but the horn goes "beep." 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
643 The previous owner only took it from the slide to the sandbox. 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
644 and THIS is our most affordable model. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
645 Oh yes, it's electric. And the best thing is you can get batteries almost anywhere. 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
646 And it's air conditioned. 1.3858 0.05367 127 86 33 8
647 If you want a bike with the comforts of a car 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
648 Her last owner outgrew it 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
649 …but it’s mostly hallway miles 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
650 You'll just need to change your shoes every hundred miles or so. 1.3852 0.05872 122 86 25 11
651 The Blue Book value is three blue Skittles and a slinky. 1.3852 0.05758 135 97 24 14
652 Due to supply chain issues, we weren’t able to get you all the features you wanted. But it’s red! 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
653 This baby has only 7 backyard miles on it" 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
654 Its the only model not being affected by supply chain issues. 1.3846 0.05715 130 94 23 13
655 Buy a car, you get this free. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
656 This was once owned by the famous Donald Duck. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
657 These are all ex Secret Service 1.3846 0.06737 104 76 16 12
658 Our most economical self-driving car 1.3846 0.04955 143 99 36 8
659 Gets ten miles per juice box. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
660 This one here goes, "Vroom, vroom." 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
661 It’s a Hybrid, it runs on foot power until you get to a hill , then gravity takes over. 1.3836 0.05521 146 105 26 15
662 The last owner was a ‘Mr. Flintstone’! 1.3835 0.05916 133 97 21 15
663 This is what all the kids are driving. 1.3835 0.05517 133 93 29 11
664 This model gets 2,200 steps to the mile. 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
665 ‘“I can get you a deal on this one but it’s just for cul de sacs” 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
666 The headlights are fake but it gets amazing mileage! 1.3826 0.04911 149 101 39 9
667 Our latest model really helps you relive your youth. 1.3822 0.05310 157 113 28 16
668 This is the only coupe on the lot that doesn't say "Mid-life crisis" 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
669 You don't even need electricity. Just good arch support. 1.3817 0.05249 131 89 34 8
670 And that's what we have in the four-figure range. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
671 It's our most energy efficient model... 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
672 This is a great vehicle for a young driver. 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
673 It gets great mileage, but your parents have to buy it for you. 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
674 I can give you a deal if you trade in your old stroller. 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
675 It runs completely gas-free. 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
676 Elon was a prodigy. This is his original Tesla! 1.3813 0.05630 139 100 25 14
677 This one has nice youthful elements with lots of airflow and the limited edition includes some plastic keys to play with. 1.3813 0.05043 139 94 37 8
678 And finally, one of the few not impacted by the semiconductor shortage. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
679 Only one previous owner: a timid, yet discriminating 4-year old. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
680 It’s the only Tesla Musk could afford to make after buying Twitter. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
681 It comes fully loaded -- including a juice box holder. 1.3803 0.04970 142 96 38 8
682 And it's only got 1 mile on it! 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
683 I've wanted one since I was kid. 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
684 The owner upgraded to a Yugo. 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
685 If you have to ask about financing you can't afford this. 1.3796 0.06407 108 78 19 11
686 But with no insurance or gas payments, it will pay for itself! 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
687 This is our smartest car. 1.3790 0.06015 124 90 21 13
688 The warranty includes 100% lifetime coverage for speeding tickets. 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
689 You really can’t go wrong; it’s the gold standard in zero-emissions vehicles. 1.3782 0.04842 156 114 30 12
690 You'll have it so long, even your kids will drive it. 1.3782 0.05966 119 85 23 11
691 Our rebate on this one is a bag of lollipops. 1.3780 0.04991 127 88 32 7
692 I dont have to tell you they last forever 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
693 It’s got a great feature where if it runs out of gas, Mom will push you. 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
694 The previous owners never had an accident in it. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
695 Very low mileage. Was just driven to the mailbox and back. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
696 You can really feel the road when you're driving this baby. 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
697 It was owned by a little girl who only drove it to the make believe store and back. 1.3769 0.05267 130 91 30 9
698 What can I do to get you into this car? Seriously, how tall are you? 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
699 It performs very well on Instagram. 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
700 Yes that’s right, zero emissions 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
701 It's been known to provoke off-road rage. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
702 No gas, no electric & it's popular with the kids. 1.3767 0.05064 146 101 35 10
703 You can get this in beige too! 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
704 I can't go lower than twelve dollars. 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
705 Your neighbors will throw tantrums when they see you riding this around the cul-de-sac. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
706 This thing's been around the block. 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
707 And this model we call 'Smart Enough.' 1.3759 0.05807 133 97 22 14
708 The stereo ain't much but it's the perfect vehicle for home office commuters. 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
709 The title and registration on this one are in crayon. 1.3759 0.05087 141 99 32 10
710 You bet it’s electric. All you need is a single 9-volt battery! 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
711 this one gets 5,000 miles to a pair of shoes.. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
712 Now, if you really want to feel young again... 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
713 And it gets 32 miles to the pair of sneakers. 1.3750 0.05212 136 94 33 9
714 It comes with replacement shoes! 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
715 And this smart car has the intelligence of a three-year-old. 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
716 It's better than electric, it's wind up. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
717 This is the only car on the lot not waiting for a chip. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
718 Foot-powered is the new electric. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
719 You won't believe the mileage this gets. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
720 It gets excellent mileage up and down the driveway. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
721 And it's only been driven by a toddler who took it to daycare and back. 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
722 Or for a little more, you could get a weinermobile. 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
723 It's great on gas and protects you from boo boos. 1.3741 0.05525 139 100 26 13
724 This is the car for the enthusiast that wants to fulfill their childhood dreams. 1.3740 0.05340 123 84 32 7
725 I didn’t mind taking it as a trade, but I could have done without him lying on the floor kicking and screaming. 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
726 It's for those into conspicuous non-consumption. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
727 The previous owner said it never left his playroom” 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
728 This is more for the beginning life crisis. 1.3735 0.05157 166 121 28 17
729 Speed, a smooth ride, airbags.....this baby's got none of it. 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
730 Introducing “The Bernie”. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
731 We've had this one on the lot for twee days. 1.3730 0.06145 126 94 17 15
732 Pedal power. It’s even cheaper. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
733 There is no argument; two feet drive simply gives more control. 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
734 And it folds up into an electric can opener. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
735 It’s great in foot traffic. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
736 So an early mid-life crisis, you said? 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
737 They’ve been making this model since 1979 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
738 Well, if you love fuel economy and hate your Achilles’ tendon… 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
739 You'll be the envy of all your neighbors' 2 year olds. 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
740 We're calling it the Flintstone 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
741 And this beauty gets great mileage if you're going downhill or on cocaine. 1.3723 0.05483 137 98 27 12
742 Here’s a little something for your inner child 1.3723 0.05076 137 97 31 9
743 And it’s only $10,000 over MSRP! 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
744 The chip shortage has brought back some of our more vintage models 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
745 The previous owner traded this one in for a Slinky. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
746 No gas, no battery. This one relies solely on the power within you. 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
747 Child locks are extra. 1.3717 0.06310 113 83 18 12
748 Now this is in your price range. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
749 She'll go 40 feet on two D-Cells 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
750 This little beauty was dreamed up by our youngest designer. 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
751 Previous owners were 7 clowns who only drove it to the circus on Sundays. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
752 It takes 30 AA batteries. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
753 Not many models match your color preferences. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
754 For people who like to park. 1.3712 0.05526 132 97 23 12
755 "And finally, you'll always know where you parked it." 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
756 The previous owner only drove it on Sundays to the playground. 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
757 It’s not great in bad weather, but it gets 200 miles per pair of shoes 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
758 I think this one may be in your price range 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
759 And the warranty on the rubber band is for a full week 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
760 It's the only rental we have, but you have to have it back before nap time. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
761 For $100, we’ll draw flames on it in crayon. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
762 If you buy it today, I'll throw in the grape ice pops at no cost. 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
763 This is the George Jetson series 1.3700 0.06765 100 74 15 11
764 ...and it comes in standard cartoon black and white as well. 1.3697 0.05319 119 83 29 7
765 It looks small but it will hold 10 clowns. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
766 This is the perfect work from home commuter. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
767 You’ll feel like a big boy riding this one. 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
768 This, of course, is our most fuel efficient model. 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
769 This model is a real gas saver! 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
770 If fuel economy is your top priority you want the Flintstone. 1.3689 0.05958 122 92 17 13
771 This succeeded 'The Flintmobile' 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
772 Burn calories, not gas! 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
773 Your kids are going to love this car! 1.3688 0.05641 141 104 22 15
774 Your wife will love this, and it will save you $20,500.” 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
775 You said something under $35,000, right? 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
776 And, you can pass this to your kid 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
777 No need to buy gas ever. It runs on childhood memories. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
778 This one will last you 500 years. It’s plastic. 1.3680 0.05851 125 91 22 12
779 Well, you said you wanted a car that would turn heads 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
780 Sure you got your Ferraris,your Lamborghinis,but for the price I prefer a standard Montessori. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
781 A lot of guys come in looking for a car that speaks to their younger self. 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
782 It’s not all-electric, but it doesn’t use any gas! 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
783 Our Big Tikes option speaks to the classic car connoisseur with a nod to youthful styling. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
784 It's not fast, but it's a babe magnet. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
785 It’s Tesla’s new Clown Car model. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
786 Yes, it seats eight in eco-clown mode 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
787 Zero gallons per mile! 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
788 The 0 to 60 may be on the modest side, but the mileage is off the charts. 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
789 The only thing I ask is please don't kick the tires. 1.3667 0.05542 120 84 28 8
790 Complex carbohydrates improve your uphill gas mileage. 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
791 You'll never buy gas again, but you'll want to. 1.3667 0.06027 120 88 20 12
792 If you qualify for financing, we’ll throw in a slide. 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
793 This is the baby for you. Talk about feeling young again! 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
794 It gets 25 miles to the juice box. 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
795 This lovely little gas saver works completely on pedal power. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
796 And here is our work-from-home commuter special... 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
797 It's extra if you want the clowns. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
798 ...and very low miles, just driven around the block a few times. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
799 You know, it‘ll grow on you. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
800 It’s a vintage model. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
801 It's only half a lemon, the other half is an Apple. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
802 This one is a one owner with only 4,000 actual steps. 1.3651 0.05115 126 86 34 6
803 Your bank pre-approved you for this amazing car! 1.3650 0.05757 137 102 20 15
804 Now,this one is a real babe magnet. 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
805 It turns on a dime and costs the same 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
806 For the kid at heart. 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
807 It's the ultimate babe magnet. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
808 Kids these days are all about the self-driving cars. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
809 You loved it as a child. Now it’s a classic! 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
810 There has only been one owner and he is moving to kindergarten. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
811 Car's free, kid's extra. 1.3636 0.05629 121 89 23 9
812 Look, Bob, look. Look and see. The car is good. Buy the good, good car. 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
813 This is our least expensive, off-road vehicle. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
814 It runs on kinetic energy. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
815 Perfect for going to Mcdonalds. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
816 No carbon taxes. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
817 Nostalgia is really big with Gen Z right now. 1.3636 0.04839 121 80 38 3
818 The price includes taxes, insurance and two compact clowns 1.3630 0.04888 135 92 37 6
819 It’ll make you feel young again. 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
820 It even comes with a grownup seat. 1.3630 0.04999 135 93 35 7
821 If it’s anything, Kevin, this thing’s a babe magnet. 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
822 Only the top half's a lemon 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
823 It won’t run out of gas until you do. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
824 It's an attention grabber without being much of a theft risk. Plus, we offer an exciting souped up version that includes windows, doors, and an engine. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
825 We’re predicting gas prices will come down eventually, but this is an option for now… 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
826 -Well it is pretty close to an electric car 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
827 This is our latest Tesla variant 1.3627 0.06504 102 77 14 11
828 This model will literally take you back to your childhood... 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
829 No, it only comes in yellow and red. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
830 And this one doesn’t even need to be plugged in. 1.3621 0.05107 116 78 34 4
831 You will die immediately in a collision, no pain, no suffering. 1.3621 0.06525 116 89 12 15
832 I’m afraid it’s not selling. The new kids want something more flashy like eyeballs for headlights. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
833 Jon Voight owned this car. 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
834 Kid brought it in yesterday; it’s all we’ve got in inventory. 1.3615 0.04884 130 90 34 6
835 This one gets 500 calories to the mile. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
836 no gas, no electricity, just pedals..... 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
837 0 to 15 in 30 minutes. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
838 After the Twitter debacle, Tesla went full toddler." 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
839 It fits one normal person or an infinite number of clowns. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
840 It belonged to a man going through his second childhood. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
841 You can’t beat it on emissions. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
842 Why, yes. It does have Bluetooth. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
843 This one was from Elon's primitive period. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
844 The previous owner is in time-out. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
845 She’s a kick to start. 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
846 It's a hybrid: you can use your feet but you don't have to 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
847 This one comes with a 4-mile extension cord! 1.3607 0.05468 122 94 18 10
848 It's part of our latest retro model lineup. 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
849 We’ve gone a step beyond electric with this model. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
850 This one's great if you like to stand out in a crowd. 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
851 Rest assured, the wheels on this baby go round and round, round and round. 1.3604 0.06243 111 82 18 11
852 Listen to me, do you want a boring responsible car or do you want a car that will make you feel young again? 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
853 This baby gets 5280 feet a mile. 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
854 Yes sir, we do have an affordable electric car. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
855 The value of this early hybrid will only appreciate. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
856 And if you hit someone, just keep turning the wheel to the right 1.3594 0.05289 128 96 22 10
857 And when you’re finished with it it can be recycled. 1.3594 0.05841 128 95 20 13
858 And here we have the highly coveted Flintstone model 1.3594 0.05051 128 88 34 6
859 Sorry about the confusion, but I believe I said that it was popular with kids. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
860 Given how hot the used car market is, this is all I've got in your price range. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
861 Here’s our most energy efficient model. 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
862 Fully loaded and most importantly, American made! 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
863 It comes with a bumper-to-bumper warranty and a juice box. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
864 This sporty little number gets great sidewalk mileage. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
865 It could just be that you're ready for a big boy toy! 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
866 The previous owner decided to go with a bicycle. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
867 Low miles. One previous owner. Only a little dried applesauce stuck behind the steering wheel. 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
868 The previous owner said it fits twelve. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
869 Your kids are gonna love it too. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
870 We DID say that "we buy any car"........ 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
871 Elon Musk has done it again! 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
872 This model is called The Donald and you can only drive it on the far right side of the road. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
873 Now, if it had the juice box package, I could have done a bit more on the trade in. 1.3577 0.05180 123 85 32 6
874 Babes love this car. 1.3577 0.05650 137 102 21 14
875 Restore your lost youth with THIS babe magnet. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
876 The previous owner was a clown. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
877 If it’s OK with your mom, you can take it for a test drive. 1.3571 0.06573 112 86 12 14
878 Here’s a rare find. One of the classics with zero emissions. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
879 It may not have horsepower, but man is it a DREAM to parallel park! 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
880 I think this little puppy fits your price range. 1.3566 0.05019 129 89 34 6
881 We’ve temporarily solved our automotive supply chain issues. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
882 This is what everyone will be driving on Mars. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
883 Check out this vintage beauty! 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
884 Depending on who's pushing, your mileage may vary. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
885 I’m sorry to inform you, Sir. For your son’s 16th birthday you can no longer afford the car you bought him when he was 3. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
886 Your child-bride will love it. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
887 It’s not your father’s Oldsmobile. 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
888 Low mileage, only one owner, and he only drove it during recess and after nap time. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
889 Sorry, it’s company policy to ride with you for the test drive. 1.3554 0.05968 121 90 19 12
890 And this, sir, is tomorrow's car today... all electric performance provided by 2 included AA batteries! 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
891 It's pre-schooled. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
892 It even has a sippy cup holder! 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
893 Now this is a classic. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
894 This one runs on legs, not gas. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
895 I’m looking for something my son can drive. He’s two. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
896 It’s all electric, five double A batteries. 1.3543 0.05423 127 96 21 10
897 It’s built from recycled MAGA caps and Trump whigs. 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
898 I dare you to find a more fuel economic vehicle on the market right now… 1.3543 0.05187 127 94 25 8
899 This car is very popular with the younger crowd. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
900 The previous owner was a little young lady who only drove it around a church playroom on Sundays. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
901 The prior owner just took naps in it so it has great mileage 1.3540 0.05750 113 83 21 9
902 You won’t even be thinking about gas prices when in this car. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
903 The Flintstone… The only eco-footprint is your own. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
904 Technically, this is a self-driving car. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
905 Driving it is child's play. 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
906 Guaranteed, lifetime best gas mileage ! 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
907 This is for the singles market, who want to stay that way 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
908 Goes from zero to sixty in… however fast you’re feeling that day. 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
909 It has amazing handling on the playground. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
910 It may be red and yellow, but it's green, too. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
911 We are appealing to their nostalgia. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
912 The thing is, that it's uniquely unnecessary! 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
913 We have upgraded you to our zero carbon option 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
914 No driver's license? No problem. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
915 With the shortage of cars still an issue, Tonka has entered the passenger car market. 1.3524 0.05896 105 78 19 8
916 I’ll be honest, the previous owner did have some accidents in the vehicle. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
917 Now, this! Obviously, we can't know for sure, but we think this belonged to a young Ronald McDonald. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
918 For an older model,it is surprisingly fuel efficient. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
919 Zero emissions. Zero leg room. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
920 And this little dream will make you feel like a kid again! 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
921 This just came in on a trade for a Big Wheel. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
922 And it’s gluten-free! 1.3514 0.04728 111 84 21 6
923 The amount of tantrums I've seen by folks who want one of these 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
924 Due to supply chain issues, our inventory is…small. 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
925 She only had one previous owner,who only used her to go up and down the driveway. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
926 It’s not a Tesla. But it is all-electric. And it runs on 3 AA batteries. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
927 The owner of this little beauty was only allowed to drive it down the driveway and back. 1.3511 0.05301 131 96 25 10
928 That’s right, zero emissions! 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
929 As you can see,it comes in two colors. 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
930 Of course, assembly instructions are included! 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
931 Four miles to a peanut butter sandwich, guaranteed. Five with chunky. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
932 Fully autonomous on hills 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
933 It’s not just for kids anymore. 1.3500 0.05389 100 68 29 3
934 You'll be amazed at how fuel efficient this model is. 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
935 You say you have no family or friends. This should be perfect for you. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
936 No, we do not have other colors. 1.3496 0.04758 123 91 26 6
937 To hell with it all. Let's play. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
938 You won’t find better in your price range. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
939 Ronald McDonald's car... It has over 99 billion miles. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
940 I can knock $100 off the TruCoat. 1.3492 0.04953 126 98 21 7
941 Of course it's a piece of crap, but it reminds people of Trump 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
942 It was seized from a tiny Russian oligarch. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
943 Previous owner was a non-smoker. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
944 It’s entirely self driving. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
945 You're gonna look like a genius driving the only car allowed in the bike lane. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
946 This modern marvel requires neither gas nor electricity 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
947 Our most affordable Used model since 2019. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
948 How about something that's even more efficient than electric? 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
949 Why should kids have all the fun? 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
950 What’s the range? I mean, that depends how good of shape you’re in. 1.3486 0.05433 109 76 28 5
951 You can have any colour you like as long as it's yellow and red. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
952 Everything about this car screams, "Eco friendly". 1.3478 0.04791 115 82 29 4
953 You'll go whee all the way home. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
954 Unfortunately the previous owner was a smoker.... 1.3478 0.05505 138 103 22 13
955 The foot propulsion on this baby makes for huge savings at the pumps. 1.3475 0.05433 118 88 21 9
956 This is going to really wipe Peloton out of the market. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
957 It only needs a tune up every 100,000 feet. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
958 Sure, we can do black. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
959 You simply can’t put a price on nostalgia 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
960 “Car Fax report? No problem… I’ll just ask Joey when I get home!” 1.3471 0.05341 121 92 19 10
961 You’ll hit your daily step goal AND be free of rising fuel prices! 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
962 How big is the boat you want to tow? 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
963 In your price range, this is our most popular 'mid-life crisis' car. 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
964 And this little baby is catalytic converter theft-proof. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
965 The original Tesla… you think you’re driving but you’re not 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
966 And “0” carbon footprint! 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
967 The prior owner was an elderly gentleman from Mar-a-Lago! 1.3465 0.06515 101 76 15 10
968 The good news is it runs on promises of extra screen time and lollipops. 1.3465 0.05047 127 92 28 7
969 Zero emissions and great downhill speeds. 1.3462 0.05749 130 98 19 13
970 Legally I have to disclose the previous owner had a number of accidents in this vehicle. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
971 This model is available now! 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
972 With the chip shortage, this is the only new car we offer currently 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
973 You said you wanted a classic... 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
974 We’re upgrading your rental 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
975 Great mileage, no gasoline or electricity needed 1.3458 0.05329 107 74 29 4
976 She's great on gas but I do recommend a new pair of shoes every 3,000 miles. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
977 And then there's our number one seller. While committed to zero carbon, it keeps the desirable retro feel. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
978 I’m telling you Rick, the ladies will love it. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
979 This model has won the award for best ventilation system and least number of attempted thefts. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
980 This ones brand new, only 3,000 steps. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
981 And it has very low mileage. The previous owner wasn’t allowed out of the front yard. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
982 It’s only available in a manual 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
983 Elon Musk is terrified. 1.3451 0.06129 113 85 17 11
984 No microchip shortage to worry about with this beaut. 1.3451 0.04831 113 87 21 5
985 But if you are looking for something more colorful. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
986 It’s great off road, too. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
987 And the red and yellow will show your support for Spain in case Russia invades them. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
988 Yeah, but think of the money you will save on gym memberships" 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
989 We call it the “legday”. 1.3445 0.06019 119 90 17 12
990 ...And here's the ultimate vehicle for families with small children 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
991 Well, sir, this is out most youthful model within that budget. 1.3440 0.04833 125 86 35 4
992 I can't go lower than five. 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
993 It goes from zero to vroom in 3 seconds! 1.3440 0.04965 125 87 33 5
994 It's perfect for a family vacation, if you don't have a family. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
995 It's a toddler's market. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
996 Zero emission, manual transmission, and cheaper than a Tesla. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
997 You said you wanted something with good mileage? 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
998 It runs entirely on Cheerios. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
999 Its owner was a little young lady from Pasadena 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1000 You can't beat the gas mileage. 1.3434 0.07057 99 78 8 13
1001 This model has a one manpower engine. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1002 You seem like a family man…I guarantee your kids will love it! 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1003 One owner, a 5 year old girl who only drove it on weekends. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1004 Both my five year old twin nephews swear by it 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1005 It’s self-driving and you will save a fortune on gas. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1006 Environmentally friendly and it handles like a dream! 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1007 And, you get free parking at Disneyland. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1008 And this our "Not so Smart" car 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1009 Don't let it's compact size fool you, this puppy can hold up to 26 clowns 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1010 It's an affordable favourite among the Zoomers. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1011 I hope you don’t have anything you need to compensate for 1.3426 0.05123 108 74 31 3
1012 It comes with four-wheel drive, manual brakes and your own allen wrench. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
1013 You can't get more classic than this 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1014 Includes 14 clowns and a red nose. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1015 This is a Zero-Emission Vehicle that runs on pedal power. 1.3421 0.05112 114 79 31 4
1016 Very low mileage, the owner just grew out of it. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1017 Think of it this way: you’ll never run out of gas. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1018 It goes from zero to sixty in eight Mississippis. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1019 And here is our most fuel efficient model yet… 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1020 Yes sir, it can go weelly weelly fwast. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1021 It was previously owned by a little young lady who only drove it around the yard 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1022 It’s great on gas mileage but tough on shoe leather 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1023 Forget the Tesla. This one runs on two AA batteries. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1024 If you run out ofgas, there is a foot pedal. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1025 It just needs a little Yabba Dabba Doo! 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1026 This is the most fuel efficient car on the market. 1.3417 0.05976 120 91 17 12
1027 Economical option, you’ll just wear out a lot of shoes. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
1028 You just can't beat the fuel-efficiency! 1.3415 0.05867 123 93 18 12
1029 The last owner was a 2 year old who only drove it after nap time. 1.3415 0.05980 123 94 16 13
1030 Well, if you’re looking for a babe magnet... 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
1031 Plenty of room to wave to those suckers at the gas pumps. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1032 Sign today and we’ll include a free older sibling to push from behind 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1033 These are making a comeback. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1034 They call it a "Toucan" but it's really a hard fit for more than one. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1035 Toddler magazine gave it 5 stars! 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1036 And we're the first dealer to stock a self-driving car 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1037 Yes, certainly, it could actually function as a golf cart. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1038 Formerly a Clown Car. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1039 The owner’s only complaint was a recurring ear infection. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
1040 It's one of our new EV's, and it's on sale now for just $50k! 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1041 You said you wanted American-made. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1042 He only drove it to nursery school and back… 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1043 We may need to revisit our trade-in policy 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1044 What's it gonna take to get you into this car? Seriously. Because none of us can get in. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1045 This one gets good mileage and has a great beep-beep! 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1046 With your budget, this may be the best option. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1047 Great mileage and your kids will love it! 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1048 Thirty years ago you could only dream of owning this. 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
1049 It has zero greenhouse emissions, unless of course, the drive was eating beans. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1050 If you put in the legwork, she runs like a stallion. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1051 It’s all electric—D batteries. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1052 We like to call it a Renewable Energy Vehicle. 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1053 And this little baby gets 1 mile per shoe 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1054 It's not gas , it's not electric , it's Paleo!!! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1055 Better mileage in the city, I'd say. 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1056 It was owned by a little-old baby who only drove it in the driveway. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1057 Yes, the spare tire is in the glove compartment. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1058 It's easy on fuel, and was once driven by Tiger Woods. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1059 No, no, this is better than electric! 1.3385 0.04829 130 97 27 6
1060 It'll never get old.” 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
1061 If you be my best friend, I'll throw in the clear coat for free. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1062 You can't beat a classic. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
1063 We’re selling it as an entry level Miata 1.3378 0.04347 148 116 22 10
1064 It’s nostalgic, and economical. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1065 ...and our eco-friendly option... 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1066 I know you expected a Lamborghini, but this is the downside of paying in Bitcoin 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1067 It's had only one owner. The clown was elected to Congress. 1.3367 0.06948 98 77 9 12
1068 Honestly, it’s a piece of shit.” 1.3367 0.06795 98 76 11 11
1069 This one will make you feel young again. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1070 I used to drive one of these back in the Eighties. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1071 "These don't use gas or electricity so they're flying off the lot." 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1072 Clean energy? I dunno. Depends on what kinda diet you're on, I guess. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1073 In case you prefer a manual. 1.3364 0.05133 107 74 30 3
1074 Something fun in your price range. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1075 It's eco-friendly and within your price range. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1076 And it comes with a five time-out, round the block warranty. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1077 On the other hand, you'll never lose it in the parking lot. 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1078 It's a Popemobile for non-pope drivers."it gives you the feeling without the mass. 1.3364 0.06077 107 82 15 10
1079 Look, I don’t normally do this, but if you take it off the lot today, I’ll throw in the bubble blower for free. 1.3364 0.06221 107 81 16 10
1080 On the other hand,you can drive this baby off the lot today. 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
1081 And it gets great yardage. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1082 In this economy, it’s the best I can offer you. 1.3364 0.05671 110 82 20 8
1083 I’ll even throw in the juice box holder, but I’m losing my shirt on this deal 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1084 It gets up to 5 miles per gallon of milk. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1085 However, if you don't give a shit... 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
1086 Now this baby is certified vintage. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1087 This baby only has half a mile on it. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1088 You can fit all the toys you want in this bad boy. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1089 This car will- literally- make you feel like a kid again, 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1090 And this beauty, she goes zero to sixty in, well, you tell me… 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1091 Our new self-drive car comes in two colours, B&W and McDonalds 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1092 It was only driven to the sandbox, on Sundays, by a little young lady. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1093 With your trade in value, we can offer you this zero emissions model.” 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1094 This is the first car you'll ever buy. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1095 It gets you economically from Point A to Point A.1 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1096 This is a used vehicle. The owner grew out of it. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1097 I admit that it's a bit problematic on the highway. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
1098 This one comes with free cardio. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1099 Retro is very in right now 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1100 This one's a classic! 1.3333 0.04783 120 83 34 3
1101 She'll go 15 miles on a single burrito. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1102 The Fred Flintstone costume is optional. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1103 Can’t vouch for the history on this one … some clown just left it here. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
1104 Or you can lease this sweet ride for $2.17 a month. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1105 You don’t even have to plug this one in! 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1106 The babes love these. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1107 ...and your fitbit scores will be off the charts. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1108 Boyd, it’s our new TRUMP CAR 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
1109 It may be 30 years old, but it runs like its brand new. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1110 you should see how many clowns it holds 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1111 This isn't your son's Olsdmobile! 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1112 It’s the same price you paid for your last car. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1113 You want to take it for a test waddle? 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1114 Trust me, she's a babe magnet. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1115 This beauty was only driven on Sundays by a little old baby. 1.3333 0.05183 105 73 29 3
1116 While it may not be ‘smart’ it IS easy to park. 1.3333 0.05822 117 88 19 10
1117 It comes with matching pedals 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1118 To be clear, when you said graduation gift, you meant kindergarten, right? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1119 Within your budget we also have this nostalgic throwback, sure to bring back memories of youthful independence 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1120 It was used in the film James Bond - The Early Years. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1121 Only 500 yards on this baby! 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1122 The paperwork doesn't take long with this one either. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1123 Oh, yes - it is completely environmentally friendly 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1124 Now this one is really a young man’s car. 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
1125 This is a great car for people who really want to slow down. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1126 Gas mileage is about as good as it gets 1.3333 0.06309 108 83 14 11
1127 Our latest innovation to beat rising gas prices and obesity levels 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1128 Shared custody is a breeze when the kids can get to their Mom’s in this bad boy. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1129 It’s the best four wheel, two feet drive 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1130 And here we have the latest from our millennial line 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1131 Gets great gas mileage and you get a workout at the same time. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
1132 This little baby, it never goes out of style. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1133 As the kids say: vintage. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1134 This is all I have right now if you’re looking for something in color. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1135 This little beauty was only driven on sidewalks after school hours. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1136 It is environmental, retro, iconic, and comes with a complimentary peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1137 Driving this one will make you feel thirty years younger. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1138 And my grandson only drove it on Sundays” 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1139 And it tows a Radio Flyer - perfect for weekend chores. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1140 The deluxe model includes leather seats, a sunroof, and a pair of all-terrain running shoes. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1141 Sorry sir, we don’t take trade ins 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
1142 She gets two feet to the foot and has very low yardage. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1143 So, it's definitely within your budget. It's not electric, but it is carbon neutral. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1144 Look at it this way: No one's ever stolen one. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1145 If you really want to keep up with the kids, this is the ride for you! 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1146 Leave gas in the past with this bad boy 1.3303 0.05981 109 84 15 10
1147 This model is completely “self-driving” and great on gas. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
1148 This is our most economical model. 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
1149 Take it for a spin, this baby will make you feel like a kid again! 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
1150 The special financing offer in our ad applies exclusively to this model. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1151 Not a lot of zip, but the gas mileage is off the charts!" 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1152 And this is the new Smart Car 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1153 There’s room in the trunk for 37 clowns 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1154 Clowns are extra. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1155 And this is what you can afford with the current inflation rate. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1156 Because it’s our most basic zero-emissions vehicle, airbags are extra. 1.3299 0.06341 97 76 13 8
1157 The eFred is ahead of its time- zero emissions, economical, and a new kinetic energy based platform.. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1158 This high head- room, all electric vehicle will travel up to 25 miles on two AA batteries. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1159 Think of it as Peloton meets Smartcar. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1160 It's not much, but it's carbon footprint is negligible. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1161 A couple more wins at the ring toss will get you an upgrade. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1162 If this won't make you feel young again, nothing will. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1163 This one comes with power steering and a blankie 1.3286 0.04584 140 101 33 6
1164 This is the top of the line PlastiQueen family Sport Cruiser. You think you hate it now, but wait’ll you drive it. 1.3282 0.04526 131 101 22 8
1165 Barely used by youngster until he traded at five for a tricycle and push cars get terrific mileage. 1.3281 0.04166 128 103 19 6
1166 Sure, it's no Ferrari, but at least it's carbon neutral. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
1167 Like new! Only driven by a 3 year old who couldn't cross the street! 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1168 Sorry, but it's all we have in your price range. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1169 Yes, it’s red, so yes, insurance will be a little higher than most. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1170 It's our most popular starter car. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
1171 It was only driven to kindergarten on weekdays. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1172 I won’t need that ‘Baby on Board’ bumper sticker. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1173 You’ll love its unparalleled gas efficiency and iconic looks. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1174 If it’s great mileage you want. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1175 Our environmentally friendly option. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1176 Think about how much you'll save in gas. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1177 Of course, this is a natural step after trading in your Big Wheel. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
1178 Here's the chance to buy the car you always wanted when you were young. 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1179 One owner, only rolled around in circles on Sundays. 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1180 What's with this place? Last time you tried to sell me a bumper car. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1181 and they're all very light miles. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1182 This one just hit our pre-owned lot this morning. Low mileage. One owner: a 4-year-old who drove it mainly in her backyard. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1183 It still has the fresh out the box scent! 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1184 I've heard this is the car Elon Musk drove as a toddler. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1185 Only used once by a clown troupe before the circus left town. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1186 Your mileage may vary - what did you have for lunch? 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1187 ...and it comes in any color you want, as long as it is yellow and red! 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1188 You won’t get anything better than this for $250 a month. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1189 How tall is your clown? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1190 Zero emissions, mostly. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1191 Gets great laughs mileage 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1192 This colorful little number runs on pure leg power! 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1193 As I said, we have an extensive collection of classic models 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1194 Unfortunately, due to inflation, this is the only model that fits your budget. 1.3250 0.05817 120 92 17 11
1195 No one will accuse you of a midlife crisis 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1196 Except for the tires, lifetime parts and service. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1197 She’s a real head-turner! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1198 I am not supposed to say but she and Ken traded for a pink SUV. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1199 This model is emission free and is powered by carbohydrates" 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1200 It's a one-owner and it's never been driven outside a cul-de-sac. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1201 And it comes with the Yabba Dabba Doo lifetime warranty. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1202 With a raised ceiling to comfortably fit your head, shoulders, knees, and toes. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1203 Plus it’s 100% clean energy. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1204 Our greenest model yet: The Inverse 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1205 Most of the drool stains will buff right out. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1206 Only one owner and she rarely took it out of the driveway. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1207 The only model we have in stock 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
1208 The prior owner only drove it up and down the driveway. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1209 Unlike the big wheel this is a car your family can grow with. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1210 Traded in by a toddler who only drove it to his sandbox on Saturdays. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1211 One owner. Never smoked in. Only driven in the driveway after nap time. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1212 what safety features? 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1213 I told you, you wouldn’t believe some of the vintage cars we got in recently! 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1214 It's a feet-on-the-floor model. 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1215 Another great advantage of the Mini Trump Mobile is that it runs only on hot air 1.3229 0.06369 96 73 15 8
1216 This is our cheapest model. It has zero features but it gets infinite miles per gallon. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1217 Not exactly what I meant by ‘Show me your cheapest option’ 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1218 - with this, they will definitely notice you and know why you are still single! 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1219 This is the only one we have under $40,000. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1220 If you act now I'll throw in a piggy back ride to my office and we can get the paperwork started. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1221 A sports car is the conventional choice for a mid-life crisis, but if you're really looking to recapture your youth... 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1222 This car runs on fruit snacks. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
1223 For the man with 8 DUI's. 1.3222 0.07036 90 71 9 10
1224 They are all made out of recycle Russian McDonald arches 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1225 ‘’”And it runs on Goldfish.” 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1226 … and this little baby is guaranteed to get in your 10,000 steps a day. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
1227 This is the most fuel efficient, clean energy car on the market, and it goes as far and as fast as you can. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1228 It’s in great condition. The previous owner was only allowed to drive it to the edge of her driveway and back. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1229 It'll make you feel pampered. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1230 Only shat in once! 1.3218 0.06436 87 67 13 7
1231 It's an older model, but mostly driveway miles. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1232 With the supply chain issues and your budget, this is the best we can offer. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1233 This is one of our more economic models starting at just $57,000 dollars 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1234 All your hours on the Peloton will really pay off with this baby. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1235 This little cream puff was only driven by a six year old around the block. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1236 If you need a great starter car, look no further. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1237 If you are looking to purchase new today.. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1238 It comes with a clown suit. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1239 You can park it in your bedroom. 1.3211 0.06097 109 84 15 10
1240 Do you remember back when driving was FUN? 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1241 Yes, we offer financing. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1242 You probably don't want to kick the tires too hard on this one. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1243 With this little one, you won’t be bothered by hitchhickers. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1244 This is the most fuel efficient option within your price range. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1245 Amazing gas mileage! 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
1246 Here's a brand-new model that really stands out from the crowd. 1.3204 0.06503 103 81 11 11
1247 It's a Hybred, you can pedal it or put your feet on the ground and walk it. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1248 The kids love this one. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1249 This baby gets 30 miles per protein bar and we'll take the Peloton on trade. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1250 You’ll feel like a kid again rollin’ old school in this baby! 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1251 . . . and it comes in two colors: red and yellow. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1252 It’s got the best horn. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
1253 This one is cheaper considering it’s already been colored in. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1254 And only a six month waiting list. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1255 Honestly, I’m more curious as to what it’s gonna take to get you out of this car. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1256 The highway safety rating isn't the best, but you can't beat its fuel economy. 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
1257 Lightly used by some clown between burger franchises. 1.3197 0.05614 122 93 19 10
1258 Unlike our current models even a child can learn how to drive it 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1259 ...and, it's perfect for the inner child in you. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1260 This is our new oxygen powered vehicle. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1261 It runs as long as you can run. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1262 If your life's going downhill, this baby's for you. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1263 If you get tired of pedaling, just find a hill to go down. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1264 And this one runs on the tears of oil companies. 1.3191 0.05899 94 73 14 7
1265 Very low mileage. Just to the swing set and back on the weekends. 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1266 Considering the used-car market, it's a wonder she's only $4,200. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1267 This beauty’s like new - only driven once by the previous owner, who really wanted a scooter for her birthday. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1268 And this is the pre-pubescent trim package. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1269 The best part is there’s no catalytic converter for someone to steal 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1270 Zero emissions, no fuel costs. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1271 It may be used, but there is only 1.4 miles on this 2013 model 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1272 And it gets something like 10,000 miles per gallon. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1273 Two words: Fuel Efficiency. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1274 You, sir know your toys! This baby is in perfect condition, only has 8000 yards on it! Driven by a timid middle child who always put away her toys before coming in for supper. One of the best bargains on the lot! 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1275 The boss likes to park here. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1276 Let me show you the latest in green technology: self propelled. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1277 Golf cart? No, this was actually GM's answer to the Yugo. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
1278 Sixty to five in zero seconds. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1279 It fits your budget, and it has a really, truly, beep-beep horn. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1280 And when you honk the horn it plays Yabba Dabba Doo! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1281 I think you'll find this one quite cozy. 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1282 It doesn't have all the specs you are looking for...but it is in your price range. 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
1283 This is a popular model for first time drivers. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1284 This one puts the toy in Toyota! 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1285 No gas needed, easy to park and no seatbelts. Just needs a toy box. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1286 It was once owned by Jon Voight. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1287 You can park it anywhere. The sidewalk out front, the vestibule, or maybe the hallway. Anyplace that’d really agitate the neighbors. 1.3173 0.06301 104 81 13 10
1288 And the lucky winner of the Cartoon Caption Contest gets to drive off the lot with this bad boy. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1289 This is the latest Tesla model after Elon Musk brought Twitter 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1290 Now it doesn't have an engine, and I know that was on your list, but.. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1291 It'll go 30 on the open fairway. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1292 Ah yes,this is the most eco-friendly car in the lot! 1.3168 0.05790 101 79 14 8
1293 Your collision insurance would be next to nothing. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1294 It comes with FREE sneaker changes the first 200 miles 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1295 It has very low mileage - it was owned by a little old girl. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1296 This one, however, didn't appreciate in price like the others. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1297 Very fuel-efficient, somewhere between Barbie's dream car and a Tesla. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1298 It’s ideal for the commute from your bedroom to your dining room. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1299 You can say you drive a hybrid. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1300 Feel free to take it for a spin. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1301 Legos for adults 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1302 That recall expired 15 years ago. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1303 It’s about time for a successor to the AMC Gremlin. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1304 What maintenance? You just have to resole your shoes every 3000 miles. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1305 Who hasn't had one of these? 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1306 You can’t go wrong with a classic. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1307 This one fits perfectly in your price range 1.3158 0.05616 114 88 17 9
1308 Really low miles. Back yard only. The previous owner moved up to a Tough Trike 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1309 Elon calls this “LEGS.” 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1310 And this is our retro model... 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1311 No license or registration required! 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1312 This beloved classic features a zero carbon footprint while assuring an excellent cardio workout for the proud new owner. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1313 This model comes in your school colors and your choice of pedal or battery powered. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1314 It's recyclable. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1315 You said fuel economy was your top priority. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1316 Low miles, no carbon emissions, easy parking, and a really cool horn. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1317 Think of it as a hybrid without the gas or electricity. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1318 You’ll save at the pump. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1319 …and it has the push start feature! 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1320 As a millennial, this fits right into your budget 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1321 Well how about this fun and sporty red one? 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1322 You won’t find a greener car on the market. Or redder or yellower. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1323 The carbon footprint on this model is exceptional. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1324 Great mileage, rechargeable, and recyclable. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1325 There's a real incentive to drive safely, otherwise you're dead. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1326 It's cozy, easy to park, rust free and no computer chip backlogs. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1327 The previous owner only drove it to pre-school on weekdays. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1328 The gas mileage is off the charts. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1329 Are you sure you're ready for a trade? 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1330 And here’s a classic. An original Tesla. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1331 This one gets amazing gas mileage 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1332 Since you said you’re never in a hurry… 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1333 Forget the mid-life crisis, this will make you feel like a kid again! 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1334 Fuel consumption is not an issue with this model. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1335 It’s only got 1,100 steps. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1336 This one over here is 100% emission-free, fully reconditioned and certified. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1337 This little beauty is a real babe magnet. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1338 ...and best of all, no more ridicule from your three-year-old. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1339 The previous owner treated it with kid gloves. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1340 The bigger the crisis, the younger the car. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1341 It's a timeless classic. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1342 The kids visiting Senior Center loved it 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1343 Our classic, the minimalist carbon footprint! 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1344 Sorry, Pro Keds not included. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1345 We're seeing a lot of foot traffic on this model. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1346 The fuel economy of this model is without parallel! 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
1347 It doesn’t look like much, but you would not believe its fuel efficiency 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1348 A true classic in every sense… are you a Flinstones fan…? 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
1349 It only goes downhill, but the gas mileage is great! 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1350 She comfortably seats one adult, or 87 clowns. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1351 Of course, this one comes with a set of big wheels too. 1.3119 0.06210 109 86 12 11
1352 With todays gas prices, it’s the best on the market 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1353 Even a child could operate it. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1354 You can’t beat this fuel efficiency—it has no gas tank. 1.3118 0.06661 93 73 11 9
1355 Full disclosure, the previous owner was a drooler. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1356 It's the greenest car we have on the lot. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1357 The previous owner only used it to drive to and from the playground. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1358 We’ve solved the computer chip shortage. 1.3118 0.06661 93 73 11 9
1359 It’s the ultimate clean energy Pedal power 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1360 Top of the line paleo model, plus your legs will look better than Fred Flintstone’s 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1361 No vehicle will you make feel this young again. Great turning radius, easy to park in the city. And if you get it today, we’ll throw in a matching rolling phone ! 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1362 This is our most environmentally friendly model. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1363 Our used car inventory is currently rather limited. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1364 Ever since we bought Twitter we've made some exciting changes in the new Tesla. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1365 It's eco friendly and your friends won't ask for rides! 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1366 It’s green AND it’s affordable. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1367 Why not get a car the kids will love? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1368 Now this is one sure to bring back some old memories. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1369 Black and white is extra. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1370 The juice box holders come standard. 1.3103 0.05395 116 89 19 8
1371 Yes,inherently unsafe,but it's a scream to drive! 1.3103 0.05965 87 69 12 6
1372 You get close to 3 MPG with shoes and about 1 without. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1373 You can purchase the vehicle by itself and your wife can get the shopping cart extension. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
1374 Besides being emissions free it comes with a lifetime 10% discount at McDonalds drive thrus. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1375 This was in an accident, but it was easily cleaned up 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1376 Voted best car by the youngest of drivers! 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1377 With car availability being what is these days, consider yourself lucky I can get you this deal 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1378 I'd like to introduce you to our most eco-friendly option... 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1379 If you give me a deposit today I’ll throw in the windshield package. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1380 Now this beauty right here is 100 percent assembled in the US of A. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1381 For parallel parking, it's unparalleled. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1382 Well, at least it’s not a Tesla. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1383 Does this come with a turbo option? 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1384 It’s a fun car to grieve, and get’s great mileage! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1385 It carries six clowns and a driver and is the official car of the Republican primaries! 1.3095 0.06978 84 66 10 8
1386 Fresh air, exercise and a zero carbon footprint 1.3095 0.06978 84 66 10 8
1387 Only one driver - he babied it. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1388 The previous owner only had one accident. And luckily, he was wearing his diaper. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1389 And this vroom vroom over here has a top speed of wheeeeeeeeee!. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1390 Best part is, your kids can drive you to work. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1391 The previous driver got a time-out and had to sell. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1392 Victor, Hugo. Hugo, Victor. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1393 Hey, at least it’s made in America. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1394 It even comes with a cordless phone. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1395 It affords the freedom of a convertible without insinuating midlife crisis! 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1396 We'll throw in rustproofing to sweeten the deal. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1397 Perfect for the WFH commute. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1398 When we say self-driving… 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1399 And, the best part is you'll always hit your daily step goal! 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1400 It's the best selling car in America. 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
1401 Technically, a grown up pushing is an alternative fuel. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1402 It just doesn’t get any greener than pedal power. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1403 Just give me your ID to make sure you're 3+ years of age, and we'll finish up the paperwork. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1404 It's our latest clown-powered model. 1.3085 0.06055 94 74 13 7
1405 She’s all yours for a super ball, your skateboard, and your lunch money. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1406 This is our “Flintstone” model update in space age plastic. 1.3084 0.05541 107 82 18 7
1407 You’re looking for fuel-efficient? Try Fisher-Price. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1408 Now this one doesn’t connect to wifi, but it works perfectly with newtooth. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1409 I didn't say it was electric - I said it was eclectic... 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1410 I’ll give you the runaround”. 1.3077 0.04941 104 79 22 3
1411 The previous owner was a non smoker. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1412 It' s the latest in combining the fanciful memories of childhood with your current buying power. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1413 We still have one non-gas option in your price range. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1414 It's foot-powered. Just think how much you'll save on gas! 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1415 You’re get great gas mileage, and your kids will love it! 1.3077 0.06136 78 59 15 4
1416 Achieves optimal mileage and heart rate. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1417 But if you REALLY care about the environment... 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1418 And here is our fuel efficient model. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1419 This year’s model doesn’t even need a microchip! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1420 'And....this lil' beauty here is what I call a classic that was ahead of it's time. Peddle power...it's the future!...killing no birds and leaving all stones unturned.' 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1421 This baby gets you where you are going and still allow you to get your steps in. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1422 If you’re looking for something a little more eco-friendly… 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1423 Here is our Clown Car special! 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1424 This one blows right past mid-life crisis all the way to reboot. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1425 Electric, cheap, recyclable—and no one will call it a penis car. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1426 One previous owner. Donald J Trump. Eco friendly. Runs on hot air. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1427 Fred, for some reason only Republicans want to buy it. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1428 It was a trade in for all the candy at the front desk. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1429 There is no engine so the mileage is excellent. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1430 Plus, just some ordinary pliers will work great as a Jaws of Life. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1431 It'll grow on you. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1432 Nope. Sorry. This is the only color that it comes in. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1433 The one downside is that it DOES use premium. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1434 The babes are going to be drooling all over this thing. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1435 Sorry, we only have this color in stock. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1436 Well, think of it as "less is more". 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1437 And the steering wheel is your spare tire! 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1438 THIS motherfucker… 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1439 It's rather a green car 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1440 This one will get you over fifty miles on only one pair of shoes 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1441 This baby can take you back to your childhood. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1442 This car will eliminate any chance of a speeding accident 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1443 Pedal Power is the way to go! 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1444 I hear your concerns about the rising gas prices, and boy do I have the perfect solution here! 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1445 On the plus side, you can feel good about the carbon footprint. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1446 I recommend this one to all of our first-time buyers. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1447 It was owned by a little young lady from Pasadena. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1448 Perfect for student drivers. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1449 And the best part ,it runs on double A batteries. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1450 The last one on the lot. Only driven by a 2-year old to day care. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1451 ....requires no gas, but it's a real calorie burner! 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1452 and this one is my son’s first love! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1453 Decorative, colorful, it holds houseplants and dirty laundry. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1454 And this one has the unique ability to transport you back to your childhood. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1455 Some clown left this as a trade-in. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1456 Oddly enough, it’s terrible on gas. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1457 Lowest mileage on the lot. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1458 (Slaps roof) This bad boy packs a lot of cozy. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1459 Yeah, but see…you’re gonna want that TruCoat. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1460 The alternative energy source is you. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1461 It’s a car for people looking to the future! 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1462 No, the microchip shortage has absolutely no effect on this baby. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1463 It’s a Little Mac. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1464 Raising a child is optional for just $250,000 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1465 No gas. No electricity. Happy meals. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1466 It’s extremely fuel-efficient! 1.3047 0.04514 128 99 24 5
1467 It is roomier than it looks. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1468 This thing is fast as fuck. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1469 It's a little hard to wind it up, but you save a fortune on gas. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1470 personally, one of my favorite starter cars 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1471 Who needs gas? Am I right? 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1472 And this is our most fuel efficient model right now. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1473 This baby really gets the ladies’ attention. 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
1474 If I throw in a windshield, would you sign a contract today? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1475 You’ll love the fuel efficiency 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
1476 Well, this is the only thing we have available for immediate delivery. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1477 No credit? No license? No problem. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1478 Only one owner. Low mileage.Traded in by some Bozo from the Bronx. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1479 It's powered by fruit snacks and imagination! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1480 Sir, we want you to feel young again. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1481 Now here's a classic. Every guy wanted one of these in the 80s. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1482 Ya never forget your first set a wheels 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1483 And this is our Economy Model for those who can pedal rapidly! 1.3030 0.04802 132 104 21 7
1484 This is our latest model, for the child at heart 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1485 We just got this in from the clown college. It's seats five. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
1486 Is bio degradable, flamable and serves as a burial coffin 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1487 Can you handle the joystick? 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1488 The all new Volkswagen Golf. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1489 This might be more affordable. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1490 Motor not included. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1491 In my 30 years, I’ve never seen a used car in better condition. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1492 Hybrid? No, more of a “YouGo”. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1493 It was owned by five old clowns who only drove it around in circles. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1494 It comes with pedals, in case gas prices go up again. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1495 It’s powered by Mac and Cheese. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1496 It’s a great car for someone who wants to be alone 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1497 It gets amazing mileage, downhill. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1498 Not only does it get great mileage, it’s likely to be seen! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1499 Before you say anything, let me tell you about the gas mileage. 1.3021 0.05364 96 73 20 3
1500 It ain’t pretty, but the gas mileage is unbelievable! 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1501 You must admit -- the color makes it eye-catching. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1502 Only 31 miles. Formerly owned by Barbie. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1503 It runs on 4 triple A's. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1504 This baby will take you back to your glory days! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1505 They say you can hand it down for generations. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1506 You have the option to add a roof rack. 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1507 It runs on optimism, if you can find any. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1508 It's our only "sidewalk legal" model. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1509 On the bright side, it has very low emissions. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1510 It will bring out the kid in you 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1511 Add a red nose, ten friends, and it'll be perfect. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1512 On the plus side, it makes sure you’ll get in your 10,000 steps! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1513 It's only been driven by a five year old. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1514 Millennial eh? I’ve got just the right one for you! 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1515 with this push pedal you will save so much on gas! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1516 It's the only thing I have in your price range." 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1517 And, of course, parking is never a problem. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1518 Guaranteed to never have engine trouble. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1519 It almost drives itself... 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1520 This classic evokes nostalgia while saving you money on gas. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1521 I like to call this one Elon Musk’s greatest fear… well besides unions and accountability 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1522 Sometimes to move forward, we have to look back 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1523 The seats are waterproof too. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1524 A Great Family Car 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1525 And if the battery runs down, it easily converts to a pushcart! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1526 And, how many clowns does it come with? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1527 Oh, the price? Fisher. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1528 It’s our Play Hard Legs Work Really Hard model. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1529 Zero emissions as it doesn’t require gas or electricity! 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1530 The squeaker in the horn was just replaced. 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1531 You’ll never complain of gas prices again. 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1532 Not only is it electric, there's a lawn mower attachment. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1533 It seats the driver and 32 clowns. 1.3000 0.06787 90 72 9 9
1534 Beats walking! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1535 The last used model. Only has 1,000 steps on it. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1536 ...and you can pay with toy money. 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
1537 And we’re sweetening the deal with insurance for knee replacement surgery! 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1538 Eco friendly design for ages three to ninety three. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1539 We deliver them in your school colors with no waiting. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1540 If you can sell this, you can sell anything. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1541 It's a great starter car if your son isn't worried about being cool 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1542 It’s a classic choice—and the only fuel you need is in juice boxes! 1.2991 0.05180 107 81 21 5
1543 Zero fuel consumption, zero electricity. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1544 Mileage and emissions vary depending on what you last ate. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1545 It's zero-emissions, and it gets 100 miles per pair of shoes." 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1546 And in your price range, we have this nice little low mileage compact. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1547 It's the only one we have in color. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1548 This one’s had a single owner, very low mileage. Traded it in when she realized she could walk. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1549 As you can see it just screams FUN ... 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1550 With gas prices through the roof, our tie-in with McDonald's Happy Meals will let us afford out-of-state tuition. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1551 It’s not fast, it’s not comfortable, but the fuel efficiency can’t be beat! 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1552 The ultimate drive. You don’t need gas or electric. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1553 Well, it is a classic. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1554 Of course, if you really want to go eco, there's only one choice.... 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1555 This little number never left the previous owner's driveway. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1556 Hey at least you can't get a DUI in this baby and no need ever to bring it into the mechanic. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1557 The best part? It doesn’t have room for passengers. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1558 You supply the energy,not the fuel! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1559 You will remember this prequel to the Smart Car.... 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1560 At 5,280 steps to the mile you’ll find it very economical. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1561 We gotta make this quick, my son’s napping. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1562 Now this baby...wait, where't the baby go? 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1563 Our bestseller. It runs on willpower. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1564 Nothing will make you look younger than this baby right here 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1565 It's the latest in energy efficiency... 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1566 Leg room? Are you kidding me?! This baby can comfortably seat up to fourteen clowns. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1567 This is our new eco friendly model series 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1568 It has one owner, it never left the yard and it's a great way to get your steps in 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1569 Just make sure that you're wearing shoes. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1570 Now this model is the A la Cart. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1571 This colored model comes with all pedal drive 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1572 This beauty is the type of car you can pass down to your grandkids. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1573 All you'll need is a new pair of running shoes. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1574 AA, not AAA. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1575 'Vroom! Vroom! Listen to that engine purr. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1576 This little beauty has literally no mileage on it. Two, three hundred yards, tops. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1577 And it's great for the environment. 1.2970 0.06221 101 80 12 9
1578 No More Gas 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1579 And this is the newToyota Pre-K. It comes with a four year supply of crayons. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1580 A real family vehicle, Sir. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1581 It’s an early model, but continues to stand the test of time 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1582 It’s more about the basics. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1583 The waiting list is eighteen months. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1584 Only seats one but think of the mileage. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1585 Aside from some goldfish crumbs, a few questionable stains, and a sticky steering wheel, she's in pristine condition. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1586 If you can drive her off the lot, she’s yours. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1587 ....and it's so easy to find in any parking lot. 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
1588 Our finest car, the Fisher Price 5000. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1589 The boss wants us to really push these. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1590 You said you wanted the best mileage! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1591 This is more in your price range. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1592 This sporty model will make you feel young, again. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1593 For a more affordable option, I can show you our tricycles." 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1594 This was your first car. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1595 It’s Elon’s new “retro” Tesla. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1596 All the cool kids are driving these. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1597 This little baby drives like a Dreamsicle. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1598 It’s not used, it’s preschool owned. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1599 It's the most gas efficient car in the lot! 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1600 It comes with a three-year warranty and free candy. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1601 This one you can get under MSRP—unless you want windows. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1602 ...and this baby's a steal with no mileage, plenty of headroom and minimal trips back and forth to the local playground! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1603 It may look small, but think about how much you'll save on gas. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1604 Kid just traded this in... low miles. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1605 The previous owner brought it in about about four owies ago. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1606 And because it's a clean air vehicle you can use the carpool lane. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1607 I'll throw in the propeller. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1608 The previous owner only drove it to and from Sunday school. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1609 This cozy coupe only had one owner who never took it out of the driveway. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1610 Now this little beauty is the only model we have to suit your credit score 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1611 Ya know, with gas prices what they are… 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1612 This is our most environmentally friendly model but you will need someone to push. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1613 I’ll let you have it for 7 rookie cards and 3 pog slammers 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1614 Environmental bragging rights come free with this push-pedal-power beauty! 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1615 No emissions because feet. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1616 And with this model back seat driving is an impossibility 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1617 Stylish and fuel efficient. Perfect for your 18 mo. + on the go.” 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1618 You'll be the envy of every child in the neighborhood when you peddle up in this baby. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1619 Well, how fast can you run from zero-to-sixty? Because that's your answer. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1620 The upside is the low mileage. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1621 And THIS: for the carefree and young at heart. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1622 This one is part of our green initiative, it runs on man power. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1623 It also gives you a really good workout! 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1624 When you buy a minivan from us,we throw in this for free. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1625 Alas, you did ask for something cheap. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1626 Your mileage may vary depending on whether you’re wearing Guccis or Timberlands 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1627 Due to escalating gas prices, this car is making quite a comeback. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1628 And this model combines all the latest trends: #vanlife, #tinyhouse, and the unstoppable downfall of the middle class into poverty. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1629 What do I have to do to get your baby behind the wheel of this baby? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1630 It’s a real steal, the previous owner grew right out of it! 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1631 It’s perfect for a young family. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
1632 It was only driven to church on Sundays by a little kindergartener. 1.2936 0.05099 109 83 21 5
1633 Best fuel economy. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1634 It’s eco friendly 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1635 And it comes with a very long extension cord. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1636 It's mileage per primary color is unrivaled. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1637 ...and it gets 4000 steps per mile! 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1638 It's great on gas, runs well and, if you buy it today, it comes with a toddler 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1639 This one has an undeniable je ne sais quoi. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1640 This compact model has outstanding fuel efficiency 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1641 I’ll throw in the self drive mode for free!! 1.2935 0.06093 92 74 11 7
1642 Would you like to test drive? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1643 It’s no EV, but you won’t be spending any money on gasoline. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1644 Besides the thousands in savings, this baby is guaranteed to restore that youthful feeling! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1645 TrumpMobile 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1646 It's not only fuel efficient but it makes parallel parking a breeze. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1647 Here's our most economic model - no gas or electricity needed! (How're your feet?) 1.2929 0.06300 99 79 11 9
1648 And it qualifies for both state and federal clean air rebates! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1649 One careful owner. Zero emissions! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1650 Here is an eco-friendly vehicle that fits in your budget 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1651 This model is most popular among customers aged 29-45 months. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
1652 Just take it. The former guy left it here. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1653 Your inner child would love this. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1654 Our cheapest used car on the lot at $7,500,!!plus tax,tag,title,dealer fee,maintenance contract,tire warranty,and dealer add ons. You can scoot this home for $35,500! 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1655 Perfect for your midlife crisis, I guarantee you’ll feel younger 1.2925 0.05990 106 84 13 9
1656 Now, this one is beyond electric. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1657 Comes with a bell and a whistle. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1658 Bumper repairs are really cheap... 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1659 It takes you back to your childhood. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1660 It was owned by a toddler who just used it around the backyard. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1661 Now here is a car that will make you feel young again. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1662 With gas prices this high, how can you afford not to buy it? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1663 Its MPG varies as a function of diaper size. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1664 Less than one mile on her. The original owner only used it to go back and forth to the kitchen. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1665 This is our most basic model. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1666 « You’ll save big on gas » 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1667 It comes in any color you want as long as it is red and yellow. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1668 Instead of a sunroof, it has a retractable floor. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1669 Lemme get the handle and I'll push you around the block. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1670 If you are looking for eco-efficiency, look no further! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1671 You can ditch your Peloton for this ultimate green machine. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1672 And THIS is our most environmentally-friendly car. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1673 On the other hand, you'll save a ton in gas. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1674 It might not go very fast, but it gets great gas mileage. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1675 This is the hottest model on the market. We have an 18 month waiting list … you may want to put your order in now. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1676 And this one runs on air… ! 1.2907 0.06793 86 69 9 8
1677 It's easy to find in the super market parking lot. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1678 The banana has nothing to do with how it handles. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1679 You don't need a Lambo to get a lot of attention. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1680 This model will bring you back to a time when you didn’t have to worry about everything. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1681 I'll have to speak to my manager's three-year-old son. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1682 It's so expensive because it's actually safe for kids to drive. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1683 It’s the latest Flintstone model 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1684 One careful owner. 1.2903 0.05203 93 71 20 2
1685 The convertible roof is extra. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1686 No credit? No problem. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1687 As the previous owner proved, it's actually quite roomy and fits a limitless number of clowns 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1688 And under the floorboard, four hamsters on a treadmill. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1689 This one has low mileage. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1690 It takes 2 D-batteries. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1691 If it's just a minor mid-life crisis, then this should work. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1692 You're right, the new Apple iCar is not everything we'd hoped for. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1693 …and if you want to get serious about your carbon footprint… 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1694 Finally, you can park in Times Square and run to Macy's. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1695 Be your own designated driver. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1696 No issues with car chip shortage here sir! 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1697 This one isn’t for sale. This one is mine. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1698 This is a great first car and it's cozy too! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1699 This eco car is good for the environment but bad on the legs 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1700 You’ll save hundreds on gas! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1701 …and it’s a real baby magnet! 1.2892 0.05563 83 63 17 3
1702 No expensive fill ups and pedeling is great exercise! 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1703 This one's our most eco-friendly 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1704 At $27,000 plus new pedals, you can't beat it! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1705 This is the first self-driving model. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1706 This baby right here is going to take you back to the thrill of first getting behind the wheel. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1707 I’ve got a 3 year old who wants it, but she has to work on financing 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1708 Now this one takes fuel efficiency to a whole new level. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1709 It had only one owner, an only child, used mainly in the basement playroom. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1710 Gas prices won't affect this little beauty 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1711 It runs on kale , kombucha and dashed hope. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1712 The prior owner was very attached to it. He cried when he realized it wasn’t his anymore. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1713 The last owner was real gentle; she only took it down the street and back. 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
1714 . . . and the fresh air is priceless! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1715 And this beauty is both gas-free AND electric-free! 1.2885 0.05579 104 83 14 7
1716 The previous owner was prone to accidents. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1717 It comes standard with removable floor and a handle on the back for controlled push rides. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1718 They don't make 'em like this anymore. No gas required, no safety features 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1719 This one features our ‘I’m a big boy’ trim package . 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1720 And you have to see the chocolate egg it comes out of. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1721 The driveway is your highway! Pretend-commute to your home office and catch up on those podcasts... 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1722 It’s you! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1723 You like the Flintstones? Then you’ll love this bad boy. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1724 It has room for yourself and 18 clowns. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1725 And just look at the headroom! 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1726 This baby has only one indoor mile on it. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1727 Low miles, high MPG, and only driven by the cutest little peanut. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1728 And it also comes in black and white. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1729 They're not all budget busters Bob! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1730 The parking options are ideal. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1731 The previous owner is a retiree in Florida who used it to try to overthrow American democracy. 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
1732 Yabba Dabba Doo! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1733 It's our most popular vintage model, the kids will just love it. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1734 The best part is you’ll never have to worry about the microchips shortage with this classic car. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1735 Great first car for your son. Tons of safety features. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1736 All the cool kids have one! 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1737 Trust me, this coupe will attract the young ladies. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1738 It's great for commuting if you work from home. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1739 For another $20 I’ll throw in the kid. 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1740 This beauty fits your budget and is great for the environment. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1741 And this, sir, is our midlife crisis model 1.2871 0.06346 101 82 9 10
1742 I mean with current gas prices it’s the only true economy class these days 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1743 Oh, fuck! 1.2870 0.06036 108 87 11 10
1744 El gran cambio 1.2870 0.05432 108 85 16 7
1745 This one has only 1.5 miles on it 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1746 Announces to the world that you are comfortable with your maturity. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1747 Great for beginner drivers. 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1748 This fits your budget, and ... you have no manhood issues, right? 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1749 This is our Environmentally Conscious Consumer .. Build up those muscles and you get Zero Emission and Save on Gas. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1750 And when you get it up to fifty mile per hour, it automatically turns into a convertible. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1751 It’s great for short commutes on sunny Spring days with zero traffic. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1752 I promise it'll make you feel forty years younger. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1753 Www 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1754 It’s all analog. No problem with chip shortages. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1755 Batteries not included 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1756 Simply put this model is the car of the future. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1757 We call it The Flintstone and it will save you a ton on gas. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1758 This baby is ready to awkwardly push home today! 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1759 This is our new Flintstone model." 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1760 It's perfect for fellas trying to re-capture their youth. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1761 By the way,it's tankless. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1762 The previous owner got sent to time out. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1763 No, I wish it did come in a flat black. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1764 It’s extremely affordable. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1765 It's a win - win on gas. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1766 ‘You look like a retro kinda guy!” 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1767 And it's the only one in your price range! 1.2857 0.07362 77 63 6 8
1768 It's the economy Tesla...runs on AAA batteries. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1769 This is our most popular model at your price point. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1770 Ronald McDonald traded it in when he bought a new all electric SUV. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1771 People really slow down and take notice when they see this on the road. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1772 One owner, low mileage, seating for two children, and 14 clowns. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1773 So this model is perfect for your price range 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1774 Now it’s no Ford Thunderbird, but this one’ll really take you back! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1775 Only comes in two colors... yellow and red or red and yellow. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1776 It was driven by a little young lady from Pasadena. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1777 The latest in EV. And it only takes 3 triple A batteries. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1778 Fits your budget 1.2843 0.04700 102 84 13 5
1779 you pay extra because your mother-in-law won't fit! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1780 ....and it doesn't use any gas. 1.2843 0.06290 102 83 9 10
1781 Plus, it's comes with a bumper to bumper warranty of 50,000 miles or until you hit your growth spurt. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1782 You asked for something affordable with low gas mileage. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1783 Runs on shoe leather, no maintenance costs unless the wheels fall off, and to top it off Elon Musk won't tweet about it. 1.2842 0.05731 95 76 13 6
1784 It's the only car on the lot under $30K... 1.2842 0.05325 95 73 18 4
1785 With inflation, this is the only car that you can afford. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1786 Sweet ride. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1787 Yes, pedals are included in the list price. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1788 Your ex-wife says this will pull what you want. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1789 Imagine what you’ll save in oil changes alone. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1790 ...and it's allowed on all golf courses but Augusta. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1791 Yes, I can throw in floor mats and a Lunchables™️“ 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1792 Stay on the sidewalk with this chick magnet... 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1793 This one's a literal babe magnet. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1794 Clown suit is free. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1795 Previous Owner said he loved it! But just needed something bigger. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1796 Being highly visible increases its safety profile. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1797 Is it smart? Is it dumb? Does anyone care anymore? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1798 Tesla’s new Ronald McDonald model lacks safety features, but the colors are to die for! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1799 It’s Elon Musk’s latest: ‘Twitter. 1.2840 0.07079 81 66 7 8
1800 It’s our highest mileage car. But it only goes downhill. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1801 No fool in’ it’s the greenest model we sell 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1802 It fits your budget,as well as your preferred color scheme. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1803 Our 5 step leasing will get you 5 feet. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1804 And this puppy is the crown jewel of your price range. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1805 now remember, it’s all about the smiles per hour 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1806 It's the most low-maintenance vehicle in the lot! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1807 It makes a statement. It says "I'm going golfing now." 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1808 I get it, owning a gas-powered car is costly these days. So, what do I have to yabba-dabba-do to send you home in this beauty today? 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1809 The kids are gonna love it. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1810 With this model, you can one-up people who brag they drive a stick. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1811 And the small wheel drive is standard. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1812 A pair of sneakers is standard equipment. 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
1813 Since the pandemic it’s the only new car we have in stock. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1814 Best of all, no gasoline bills. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1815 Plus, it has low, low miles! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1816 It's easy on the gas and your kids will love it! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1817 And, it’s got low mileage; a 10 year old only drove it up and down the driveway. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1818 And this is the SPAV, or Self Propelled Autonomous Vehicle, a muscle car with zero carbon footprint. 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
1819 The previous owner peddled off in a Huff! 1.2826 0.04720 92 70 20 2
1820 It's all electric and holds up to 150 clowns. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1821 You said you wanted something compact and fuel efficient. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1822 You will have years of fun after the 1 hour nightmare assembly. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1823 You'll never need to worry about gas prices again. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1824 With today’s gas prices, we are highly recommending this model…. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1825 Unlike other dealership, we include floor mats 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1826 Its the perfect car for the recent gas hikes. Runs on foot power. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1827 This one screams second childhood, don't ya think." 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1828 I can let you pedal this home today. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1829 You actually control how fast it goes. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1830 Or, if you prefer to go Analogue”… 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1831 Zero emissions! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1832 It might look small, but most first-time parents pick it as their first car. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1833 A true zero-emission vehicule classic. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1834 On the plus side, it’s zero emissions. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1835 She’s such a beauty our cartoonist gave her color! 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1836 My son has one; he won't let anyone else drive it. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1837 A one owner, eco friendly vehicle only driven to the playground on Saturdays. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1838 With gas prices on the rise is the most economical option 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1839 This is our most affordable self-driving model. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1840 They don't make them like they used to 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1841 With your budget, it's either this or a pogo stick. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1842 This beauty is a modern take on a vintage classic. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1843 This economy car is our Flintstone model. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1844 One previous owner; only ten thousand inches on the clock 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1845 It runs on self generated power, making it both health and cost effective. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1846 This one runs on calories. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1847 A guaranteed babe magnet - makes the desire to mother you irresistible. 1.2812 0.05482 96 75 16 5
1848 The milage and the car speed was kept low by the last owner 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1849 … and this is the microchip free model. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1850 This one was driven by a little kid, he only drove in his driveway. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1851 Its slow but you'll save time using the sidewalks 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1852 You got kids? They're gonna love this one. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1853 And,no rust! 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1854 The brakes take some getting used to. 1.2809 0.05759 89 71 13 5
1855 On this one we offer a 5-mile/50,000-year warranty. 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
1856 I drive one of these myself. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1857 You want to meet girls? This is the ultimate chick magnet. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1858 Just one owner! Ronald McDonald. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1859 This one is for when you are a big boy 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1860 It's designed to reduce road rage. People will be laughing too hard to get mad at you. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1861 It’s a great option for downhill road trips! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1862 And here we have the new Apple Car! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1863 And then of course we have our high visibility 100% electric car. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1864 Throw in the See N Say and you got yourself a deal! 1.2804 0.04932 107 82 21 4
1865 It does a head-snapping zero to sixty. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1866 Within your budget, we can get you into this sharp low-mileage vehicle! 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1867 Gas? Electric? The future is pedals, Don. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1868 Coincidentally the previous owner was a millennial also. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1869 That’s the beauty part of this little beauty. No room for the wife. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1870 This is the Tesla model T-wittter 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
1871 This model is the perfect answer to your concerns about fossil fuels and you are assured to get a minimum of 10,000 steps a day.... 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1872 How can I get you in this car today? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
1873 The price is right and you won't believe the gas mileage. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1874 This one is MINT - the previous owner never even took her off the driveway! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1875 This one's a great for zipping around town or just ramming your Dad's legs while he makes you lunch. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1876 If you finance with us, I'll throw in a windshield. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1877 And here's our best seller for the Gen-x driver with a mid-teen crisis. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1878 Just imagine how much you will save on gas!! 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1879 This model has been very popular with customers experiencing quarter-life crises. 1.2796 0.05154 93 71 19 3
1880 The previous owner was a late-bloomer. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1881 This little baby's guaranteed to make you feel young again. 1.2796 0.05795 93 74 13 6
1882 It’s the original Smartcar. Everything old is new again. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1883 This one’s got juice. The boxes are in the trunk. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1884 Great for new drivers. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1885 One previous owner, only three years old. 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1886 They go from 0 to 20 before you know it. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1887 The car speaks for itself. Unfortunately, it will tell everyone you're driving it. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1888 To be honest, I hate the colors... can we just have black and white ! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1889 At your price point, this is the best I can do. You have a decent pair of shoes? 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1890 The previous owner couldn’t pay the lease 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1891 It's a Ronald McDonald reject. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1892 This folds into a golf bag. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1893 This is about it, in your price range. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1894 This car will make you feel 20 years younger 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1895 It’s what all the kids are driving these days. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1896 If you buy today, we'll throw in a pair of running shoes. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1897 It comes in all the primary colors. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1898 with installments payable in crayons, candy, or bitcoin 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1899 It really lets others know where you stand politically 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1900 It may not look like much, but this puppy scoots. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1901 Don’t let the color fool you - this is as green as they get! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1902 Just turn off the radio when you go uphill. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1903 Yeah,just one owner... 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1904 Gets even better mileage than a Geo Metro. 1.2784 0.05627 97 78 14 5
1905 Or if color really matters to you, we have this one. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1906 This is the answer when it comes to miles per cookie" 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1907 It's the only thing we have under $15K 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1908 Perk: You don't need a driver's license. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1909 This one has 257 original miles. The owner only pedaled it back and forth to daycare. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1910 This one will really make you feel young again. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1911 One owner, a little girl who only drove it on Sundays. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1912 We're going for nostalgia this year. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1913 We're making cars great again with the new hottest model, "The Trumpster." 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1914 We're going for the golfing demographic. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1915 If you just wait 30 years it will be worth a fortune 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1916 It’s eco friendly and you don’t have to worry about charging. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1917 Perfect for parking just about anywhere 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1918 let’s take her for a spin 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
1919 What will it take to get you vroom vrooming today? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1920 It rivals Tesla’s carbon footprint, and if you order today, we can guarantee delivery in mid-2023. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1921 The previous owner only drove it around the culdesac 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1922 zero to 60 in, well, it's not getting to 60 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1923 Gas prices are no problem here. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1924 It runs on three triple A’s! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1925 Who knew the Flintstones were the future, not the Jetsons. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1926 Our lowest emission model -- Fisher-Price 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1927 Very eco. It runs on human electricity 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1928 This is a next generation vehicle. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1929 I think we can both agree: this is not your father's automobile. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1930 It was previously owned by fifteen old lady clowns. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1931 No engine problems. Guaranteed. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1932 What it lacks in speed it makes up for in child hood memories! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1933 Best of all, instead of a touchscreen, it comes with an Etch A Sketch! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1934 It’s our most affordable model. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1935 Our first model in full color, and you can walk it off the lot today. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1936 Do you want it in a paper bag? 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1937 This model sits one adult. I call it, “The Introvert’s Dream”. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1938 It used to be owned by Jon Voight. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
1939 Best rated car for environmental emissions on the market today. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1940 We believe this new Toy-ota prototype will be a big hit with the millennials. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1941 And, Fred, it has a remaining warranty of six pair of Birkenstocks 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1942 This is our “Young At Heart” model. 1.2766 0.05538 94 75 14 5
1943 This is where we start, at $45,000. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1944 And with plastic, you'll never have to worry about supply chain issues. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1945 I’ll have to run it by Wilma first. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1946 The car is red, yellow and Green” 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1947 . “Its a low mileage beauty. He only drove It to pre-school.” 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1948 Talk about fun to drive! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1949 It's the new MAGA Coupe from Trump Motors 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1950 It gets eight driveways to the juicebox. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1951 Only a four-year-old vehicle. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1952 That's Vibrant, our 2023 Recession Model 1.2763 0.06098 76 60 12 4
1953 Now, here's a classic economy car for any economy. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1954 Here's something under $10K... 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1955 This one doesn't use gas. It's alegtrick. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1956 and this one runs on juice boxes! 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1957 It was very popular with the Flintstone and Rubble families.... 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1958 -Ronald McDonald used to own it. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1959 Best in class for small off-road. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1960 It fits tall clowns. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1961 No sports car will make you feel this young again. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
1962 Great way to save money on gas by using your feet 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1963 "Now, am I right or am I right?!" 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1964 It is completly eco-friendly. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1965 And you won’t believe the gas mileage on this one. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1966 It's perfect if you get sucked into a Bugs Bunny cartoon! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1967 She's really gas efficient, but you might get bugs in your mouth. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1968 It’s eco-friendly, and in your budget. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1969 No, we did not turn back the odometer. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1970 The manufacturer's CEO is working on a hostile takeover of Mad Libs. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1971 It'll make you look ten- um, twenty years younger. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1972 One owner and she only drove it to the circus on Sunday. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1973 This one is equipped with indoor/ outdoor push start capability. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1974 Until your drunk driving charges commute. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1975 It will be a kid's game to get the loan approval 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1976 Classic style, great horsepower 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1977 Unlike the older models, this has two cupholders. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1978 It's a real babe-mobile. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1979 Cinch to park, can't beat the mileage! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1980 And this is still our best selling model 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1981 This nifty urban EV comes with a fifty foot extension cord. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1982 This is our less intelligent model. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1983 You're a Social Worker at a not-for-profit NGO, right? It fits your image and your salary! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1984 And it's even more environmentally friendly than an electric car. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1985 A customer was going through a mid-toddler crisis, and just traded her in for a Big Wheel. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1986 No wonder you were late for our appointment. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1987 This is our Clown model. It seats 8 but drives a little funny. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1988 The last owner picked up a lot of girls, and is doing a lot of time. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1989 This one uses your phone's battery - perfect for apartment dwellers. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1990 You can park anywhere. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1991 Now here’s a cozy model, 30 feet per minute… 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1992 Great mileage? Sure. The real beauty is when it dies, fold it up and put it to the curb with your other recyclables. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1993 Only driven on weekends by a very young lady. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1994 I assure you, it is street legal sir. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1995 … then you’ll love our Work From Home Commuter. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1996 This one, you might notice, is a little different. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1997 This one here comes with an optional toeing package... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1998 Imagine the possibilities. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1999 You want to project real confidence? Show up in this baby at the next tailgate party. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2000 Excellent gas mileage and never a spot of rust 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2001 It's our newest model. It comes with its own juice holder and seat belt for the teddy bear. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2002 Guaranteed to make you feel younger 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2003 It did great in the crash tests. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2004 Our Russian MacD-model,not selling it there anymore 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2005 And here's one of our more nostalgic models . . . 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2006 Yes, it's an EV, but batteries aren't included. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2007 The Pros: It's good on miles per gallon and Instagram likes. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2008 Best gas mileage around! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2009 Our most eco friendly model is made out of recycled plastic bottles. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
2010 It’s our most environmentally friendly model. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2011 it's cheap 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2012 Imagine yourself going places in this. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2013 And this one, Mr. Barnum, comfortably seats 87 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2014 ...and as you get moving, the power steering improves remarkably. 1.2727 0.04936 99 77 20 2
2015 This model is very popular at Mar-a-Lago 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2016 No other car will make you feel this young again. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2017 This is it unless you want to up your price to more than $20. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2018 Elon Musk has this very same model. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2019 It was only driven during matinees. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2020 ....and it's quite easy to find in crowded parking lots! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2021 This model is is very popular with the preschool set. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
2022 Limited luggage space, but it runs on Cheetos and juice boxes. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2023 Notice the retro style here. The design hearkens back to your youth. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2024 „With this car every day is leg day“ 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2025 Our affordable vehicle with a New York budget 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2026 An economical, eco-friendly classic that goes as fast as YOU can 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2027 Our most fuel efficient model on the lot. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2028 So, this is how I die. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2029 Low miles and mostly sidewalk, some driveway. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2030 Tesla had to scale back on R&D a bit after the acquisition 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2031 It's very low mileage--only driven by a two-year-old to and from the playground. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
2032 In our eco-friendly line, it doesn't run on gas or electricity. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2033 Kind of stands out, doesn't it? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2034 It looks like a car. But it's so much more... 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2035 On the other hand, it does get 100 miles to the gallon. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2036 This thing's definitely not a gas guzzler! 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2037 The previous owner used it to drive his parents crazy. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2038 Shall we take this for a spin? It drives like a top. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2039 Horsepower ,shmorsepower… this baby runs on pure oxygen. You wanna take it for a spin around the lot? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2040 And this baby goes from zero to one in 6.5 seconds. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2041 I understand that you like to take things really slow 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2042 Unfortunately the other colours have now sold out. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2043 You'll never get a speeding ticket. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2044 You know, Peloton based their bikes on our original design. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2045 Sure , it's "cartoonish", but it fits the situation. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2046 $10,000, take it or leave it. You won't find a better deal. 1.2716 0.04973 81 59 22 0
2047 And, I present to you, the newest, hottest model that takes manual to whole new level. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2048 You can have crazy, outrageous sex in this car. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2049 Something classic with low gas mileage? We’ve got just what you’re looking for. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2050 Never been smoked in. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2051 No, not electric, but it does need a kid. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2052 It also comes in pink. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2053 Our entry level model has no doors. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2054 . . . and guaranteed to bring out the kid in you! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2055 Nothing even comes close to the gas mileage on this baby 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2056 And this is the babe magnet I've been telling you about 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2057 And best of all, it only has 0.3 miles on it! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2058 The price? Put it this way: you could pay it off with what’s in your change drawer. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2059 Pre-inflation, this would’ve been a Ferrari. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2060 You can sign over your genitals also. You won't be needing them. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2061 Due to supply chain shortages, this is the only car in your price range. 1.2700 0.05660 100 81 12 7
2062 This would be a perfect first car for your son or daughter. 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2063 Legally, you can get absolutely hammered and still drive this thing. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2064 It's a step up from a Big Wheel 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2065 And it's electric 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2066 Yessireebub! Just the one color combo, sure. But net zero emissions. Distance radius as far as your shoe leather will take you. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2067 Why travel all the way to Disneyland when you could just buy this? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2068 And, uh, I believe this should fit your budget 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2069 I can let you have it for a bag of marbles. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
2070 I’d like to show you what’s under the hood, but there’s a problem” 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2071 Trump's main transportation around Mira Largo 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2072 Comes with a front wheel treadle--great mileage! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2073 I'm afraid this is all we've got left that still has manual drive. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2074 You can have any color you want as long as it's Red and Yellow! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2075 Yes, it's definitely a FUN car, but the strength you'll build in your quads will be life-changing. 1.2688 0.05327 93 74 15 4
2076 The odometer is turned back to 24 months. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2077 Great mileage, and you'll get some exercise too! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2078 Forget the age, how does 1.2 miles in the odometer grab you ? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2079 You’re guaranteed to find a parking spot. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2080 This one's been repainted. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2081 Now, talk about emissions-free! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2082 This is the most popular Starter Car we have, you did say Sir this is your first car ever 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2083 High gas prices are no problem at all with little coupe. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2084 It's considered a mid-size in Europe. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2085 Now,of course,clowns will be extra. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2086 It's quite popular with the incels. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2087 Great mileage! Just sit down and. pedal! 1.2683 0.05768 82 66 12 4
2088 Well, if you don't want to wait eight months, I have this factory fresh 1984 Tonka. 1.2683 0.05768 82 66 13 3
2089 Introducing our energy efficient Prius knockoff... The Preschoolus. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2090 It holds up to thirty clowns 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2091 COW-DRIVEN CAR RUNS ON METHANE . 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2092 GOT IT USED. FROM THE AMUSEMENT. PARK 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2093 We call this one supply Chain Sam 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2094 And this one has an anti-theft device built in. It’s hideous. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2095 This right here is the most environmentally friendly vehicle on the lot 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2096 Take a look at this hand me down here. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2097 Previously driven by Ronald McDonald. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2098 It has pedals so gas prices aren't a concern. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
2099 As you asked,this is the model without any of the options. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2100 Timeless 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2101 It practically drives itself. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2102 She doesn’t do well in the snow, but she gets great gas mileage! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2103 Clown costume and make-up are extra. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2104 It spaciously accommodates two adults or up to 27 clowns. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2105 It IS red. And it IS in your price range. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2106 Trust me, the colors are the last thing people will be talking about. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2107 It takes premium apple juice. 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2108 They say this model will make you feel young again. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2109 It also comes in gray. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2110 Feel free to take it on a test run. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2111 Zero carbon emissions and we’ll even throw in a pair of sneakers. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2112 It’s become our number 1 best seller since gas prices soared 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2113 With gas prices the way they are, you’ll be thanking me! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2114 And it's only previous owner was a toddler who only ever took it to snack and nap time! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2115 High mileage while promoting fitness - and no license required! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2116 Maybe we should amend the ad from "any car in part -exchange" 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
2117 Yes but this one's also electric and available now! 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
2118 We take pump prices very seriously. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2119 I guess you could sit on your luggage... 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
2120 Goes zero to twenty in two hours. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2121 Keyless entry, Corinthian plastic, airless tires, sunroof optional. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2122 Electric, yet still sporty. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2123 Oh Firestone, Sorry, I thought you said Flinstone. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2124 The steering wheel is a little sticky, but it's a gem! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2125 The previous owner only drove his 26 friends to Sunday lunch at McDonalds. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2126 We bury lack of Plantar fasciitis insurance in the small print. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2127 Well, if you think it's a Tesla... 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2128 Bells and whistles are extra 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2129 For a real drive down memory lane, may I suggest this. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2130 And now for the economy model . . . 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2131 Now this beauty, it was only driven by a three-year old around the pool deck. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2132 Your children and childrens children will thank you 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
2133 .. all the kids are driving this. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2134 The only one we have that’s close to your budget is right over here. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
2135 And it saves a ton on gas prices. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2136 This the ideal commuting car to shuttle between the bedroom and your workspace. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2137 And it's also great for golf! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2138 Plenty in stock. No chip shortage. Used starting at $23,999. 1.2660 0.05892 94 78 9 7
2139 I’m not gonna lie, the wi-fi is spotty in this one, but you can’t beat the gas mileage if offers 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2140 You'll never worry about the price of gas. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2141 This car's bold colors will help it stand out in a multi-vehicle crash. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2142 With inflation, this Little Tikes car is all I have in your price range. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2143 Climate and environmentally friendly as well as fuel efficient! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2144 Low miles and it can hold up to 17 clowns. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2145 Think of all the freebies you'll get at McDonalds! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2146 This one screams practical nostalgia, and for just under 13k it’s an absolute steal 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2147 Here's our most popular commuter model on Capitol Hill. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2148 It's the car of your childhood dreams. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2149 This would be good for a self-starter. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2150 And the cover is gently curved for easy lifting when you're tired of pedaling. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2151 This is one of our top fuel-efficient used cars made in America. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2152 This is the model of the future utilizing pure organic energy. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2153 You said you wanted something in candy apple red, sir. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2154 This is the next level in environmental friendly tech. Fully self powered, and comes with free air, and a breeze to park. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2155 It gets about 300 miles on a single pair of sneakers. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2156 It runs on existential dread. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2157 And, here we are sir, a car within budget and eco-friendly 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2158 This baby almost parks itself. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2159 This is our carbon neutral option. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2160 It may not look it, but I guarantee you, this coupe is cozy! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
2161 You won’t have to worry about gas prices in this one 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
2162 This is the car that will Make America Great Again 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2163 Now this model will make you feel like a kid again 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2164 Economical, but tt only comes in red with a yellow top. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2165 It's our most eco friendly car on the lot. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2166 Yes, but the lack of space will prevent your daughter from using the vehicle for certain less desirable activities. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2167 It's neither fast nor furious, but those driving behind you will quickly become angry. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2168 You can get any colors you want as long as it is red with yellow. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2169 It offers a more restrained midlife crisis. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2170 With gas prices and waistlines both on the rise, this here car is the best way to combat inflation on all fronts. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2171 It doesn't use gas, just foot power and comes with rocks! 1.2642 0.04889 106 87 15 4
2172 And in the sub-sub-compact category, you can’t beat the fuel efficiency from the 2022 Bam Bam! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2173 You can peddle it and park it almost anywhere?" 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2174 Sure, you could buy a Tesla. But have you considered the Wilma? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2175 Only driven on Saturdays to the park and back by a three year old. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2176 This Herbie can go bananas. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2177 I sense this one is you, Mr. Chuckles. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2178 ...and it only takes 4 AA batteries 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2179 If it runs out of fuel it’s easy to push. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2180 The gas in the tank costs more than the car. Just warning you. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2181 Homage to Fred and Barney! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2182 Retro feel, super efficient, zero carbon footprint. What's not to like? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2183 Sporty,youthful,with lots of headroom for a tall guy such as yourself. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2184 It’s the last electric vehicle left on the lot. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2185 The banana top peels right off to make it a convertible. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2186 Its ideal for getting around the block. 1.2632 0.05439 95 76 14 5
2187 The options include a horn that goes beep-beep and a sippy cup holder. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2188 If you go with the basic pedals and pass on the optional one horsepower engine, it sells for less than $20,000 before taxes and dealer prep. And you will never spend a nickel on gas either. Wouldn't you like to pedal it home today? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2189 Yes, she's plastic but she's recyclable. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2190 Sorry, it doesn’t come in yellow and blue. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2191 This one helps you relive your childhood. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2192 This economical, gas-free car is available for a new, low price of $30,000. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2193 Well, I suppose it COULD be used as a golf cart. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2194 It’s a great car for first time drivers. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2195 It's fully autonomous; the steering wheel is just for show. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2196 My first car, want to take it for a spin? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2197 this is the best hybrid that we have within your price range 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2198 This is just out of your budget, but I had to show it to ya. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2199 And this is our top-of-the-line, no-power vehicle. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2200 Park anywhere, and no one will ever ask you to sign up for carpooling. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2201 It's a two door but you'll never have to worry about gas 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2202 With this baby onboard your Tesla will never disappoint. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2203 You’ll never need to drive the kids to school in a carpool 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2204 Let me talk to my sales manager and see if we can toss in a couple of juices boxes and a binky. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2205 It’s basically the same as owning nothing and being happy 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2206 If you can picture yourself driving this model, then why yes, it is self driving. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2207 And it runs on you running. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2208 bang for your buck, safe for the kids 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2209 This is our 'not in Kansas anymore' model. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2210 Do you like to golf? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2211 Your credit is great, but you still need a co-signer. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2212 Ronald McDonald wanted an upgrade so this was his trade in 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2213 It went from 0 to 60 in 18 years. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2214 You might not BE young, but at least you'll FEEL young for a bit. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2215 Tesla, Shmesla, if you're really looking for economy... 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
2216 Our newest green model, no gas, no battery. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2217 This one’s about as manual as they come. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2218 You will enjoy the exercise while saving on gas or electricity. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2219 The new Tesla is indexed to our CEO's emotional maturity 1.2619 0.06135 84 69 9 6
2220 The most eco-friendly car ever. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2221 What will it take to put you into one of these today? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2222 This model's great if you've somehow ended up with more kids than money. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2223 The best vehicle on the market for ‘running’ errands 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2224 Now this one is for the under-compensator. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2225 Nothing quite says "youthful or carefree" as this model! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2226 We only have the base model left,however,it still comes with the self-driving feature. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2227 This sporty little model just screams 'young and active!' 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2228 environmentally friendly and recycleable. just needs a push sometimes 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2229 What would it take to get into this car today?... Seriously, what can we do to physically get you into this car 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2230 After decades of R & D we finally did it! Zero carbon emissions! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2231 If you can overlook the crash tests, your gas mileage is incredible! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2232 You look like a fun guy. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2233 … and the airbags are made out of cotton candy! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2234 Why yes! We do have something in red! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2235 Our latest model is guaranteed to get little Timmy from A to B to C. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2236 Yes, well … after his Twitter debacle he had to scale back some 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2237 It’s our newest model in clean energy 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2238 So safe you can drive this thing full speed into a brick wall and just walk away… 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
2239 No gas. No electricity. Just great exercise with great views. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2240 Musk has done it again! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2241 And of course, upgrades are available and quite reasonable. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2242 It's the best selling model in the world! And with these gas prices... 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2243 It was repo’d after a lemonade stand shut down. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2244 Don't forget to wear your pedal pushers. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2245 ...and you don't even have to plug it in! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2246 Of course, this is our demo model. Low miles, full warranty, affordably priced. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2247 Buy it now and I’ll throw in a pack of diapers. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2248 And... this has an amazing gas mileage 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2249 User friendly. My dog can operate this model. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2250 It's very low mileage. It was only driven after naptime. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2251 Drop the top on this bitch the hoes gone go crazy Im telling you. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
2252 It’s a push start” 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2253 Not on the base model, but the XL comes with the clowns option." 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2254 And because you pedal it, you don't need to pay high gas prices. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2255 You wanted to see the base model…without all the bells and whistles? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2256 I know what it looks like, but imagine how low the insurance will be 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2257 Elon doesn’t know about this one 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2258 For sale: baby car, never driven. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2259 Ah yes, the cozy coupe, it goes vroom vroom 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2260 It's the cheapest Tesla we have 1.2604 0.05389 96 77 14 5
2261 Well, here it is...the best selling car in America. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2262 It costs less than the gas it took to drive here. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2263 Low milage, it belonged to a group of clowns. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2264 Yeah, it's a Tesla. Musk's been pretty distracted lately. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2265 This bad boy can fit so many good memories in it! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2266 Its previous owner was Ronald McDonald. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2267 It's great for toddling around town. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2268 You’ll definitely turn a few heads 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2269 It might be a little outside your budget, but at least it's outside the lower end, 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2270 Why yes it does come in monochromatic. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2271 Here we have our newest environmentally friendly model that consumes a mere 100 calories per hour. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2272 And it shows you’re even more woke than the Tesla folk. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2273 It comes in any color except black 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2274 It’s made in china. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2275 Pedal power is the way to go! This beauty will save you thousands on gas and a gym membership! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2276 I think this model will fit all of the clowns in your family, Mr. Fizzles. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2277 ………and it’s in color!! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2278 Great gas mileage! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2279 And here is the Tesla Truck. They had to make a few design changes to bring it into production. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2280 THIS " LITTLE HONEY" DOES 0 TO 60 ON 4 AA BATTERIES 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2281 Here is the DUI model 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2282 I guarantee you won’t see anything like it around town. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2283 Side curtains are an option 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2284 It's for remote workers. Have your beer with lunch and pedal the empties out to the trash. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2285 You can have it in any colors you want, so long as they are yellow and red 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2286 And this one runs on AA batteries. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2287 The last owner was an aging clown--only drove it to the circus on Sundays. 1.2593 0.06029 81 66 10 5
2288 It's a Mini Coop, Flintstones style. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2289 Very low mileage. Only driven to the playground and back by a little old baby. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2290 It's the new Tesla model. That Twitter deal didn't turn out so well. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2291 I'm sorry, sir, it is not available in either black or white. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2292 One owner! Traded it in when she started pre-school 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2293 It was my first and most reliable car I ever owned. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2294 The previous owner went away to college 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
2295 Now, if you’re looking to feel young again… 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2296 It‘s in tip top condition, even though 20 clowns died in that accident. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2297 It’s great for kids! 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2298 it's the wave of the future.a peddle car, great down hill. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2299 Just pedal your way to prosperous and environmentally sustainable future with our eco-friendliest and budget-friendliest model 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2300 And this model doesn't use gas. Just blow on the windshield. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2301 If you think electric is efficient, wait until you see this baby! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2302 Drivers of this sweet baby give it high marks for limitless speed, trips to outer space and fighting dragons. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2303 You can literally run it into the ground! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2304 Do you want it gift wrapped? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2305 And the Secretary of Transportation just bought TWO! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2306 Hands down, you won’t find more bang for your buck. 1.2588 0.05589 85 68 13 4
2307 And it once belonged to Jon Voight 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
2308 This one comes with a box of band aids and a case of freeze pops, too 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2309 This model has an amazing wheel-to-door ratio 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2310 We call it… “healing your inner child” 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2311 Now, here's a snazzy little "retro" number, that's energy efficient and you get a work out too! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2312 You can relive your youth. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2313 Seats 25! 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
2314 Beautifully restored, open air design, accelerates downhill... You'll be the envy of the neighborhood.. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2315 I'll throw in the rust protection coat for free. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2316 I'm afraid the trade-in value is purely sentimental. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2317 The first thing you will notice is how easy the pedals are. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2318 Kids now just do not understand cars. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2319 You have to think youthful. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2320 That being said, you won't find these colours on a sedan. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2321 Kiss carpooling good-by. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2322 This little baby may not be Smart, but I think it fits your budget. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2323 The mileage on this one is fantastic! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2324 Here's one at your price point. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2325 And this Russian model has very low mileage. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2326 Great mileage, no emissions, zero to sixty…never. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2327 No. It doesn’t come in a different color. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2328 Really and truly, this is your best option moving forward. Sticker price is 55k, but we'll shave off $50 since you're a healthcare worker. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
2329 What it lacks in size it makes up for in visibility. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2330 Some minimal prior damage but still drives great. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2331 She’s from back when Ronald was still driving. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2332 You'll never worry again about the price at the pump. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2333 This model is truly Eco-Friendly. Even better gas mileage than a Tesla! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2334 This says, "I'm a fun-loving guy who's not afraid of being close." 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2335 This was once chosen as the safest clown car in America. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2336 Like I said, these are the ONLY colors it comes in 1.2577 0.06266 97 81 7 9
2337 She’s only got 5 miles. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2338 Listen rookie, you gotta sell the sizzle, not the steak, on this one. 1.2576 0.05424 66 54 11 1
2339 Imagine reliving your best years in this beauty. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2340 It's an RV for divorcés. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2341 And for one low price, this beauty can save you money on gas AND transport you back to the glory days of your youth! 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2342 Guarnateed to last 10,000 years before it breaks down. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2343 Given your budget, I’d recommend our newest economy model. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2344 This is the only green car that we have that's within your budget 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2345 This is the only model we have that runs without engine. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2346 The newest model for Home Office commuting. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2347 What you see is what you get; the air conditioning is free! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2348 It's a lot bigger than it looks. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2349 And I assure you,it is far more environmentally friendly than a Tesla! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2350 Kid-friendly AND Covid-proof! 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2351 It's absurd, impractical, and humiliating. You'll love it. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2352 You said you wanted something that will bring back the thrill of your youth 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2353 Not luxurious, but it gets 5,000 miles per resole. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2354 This is our entry point for an all electronic car. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
2355 And this eco-friendly model had only one previous owner! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2356 A lot of younger drivers prefer this model. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2357 Sure it has no windows, but it won Best of Show at the Montessori Concours d’Elegance. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2358 All you need is ten AAA batteries. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2359 No gas cost. No electric bills. And best of all, no more gym fees! 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2360 This little gem has only one previous owner and he really babied it. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2361 Plus, he can drive it again when he’s sixteen. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2362 So much fun, you’ll shit your pampers! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2363 It's a car that grows with you. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2364 FOR SALE: COZY COUPE. NEVER USED. But that's only because the kid threw a tantrum until his parents promised him a My First Tesla. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2365 Just don't hit any chipmunks! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2366 So you're interested in buying your first car? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2367 Our best one-owner, Ronald…what’s his name? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2368 six miles a gallon, but, so cute! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2369 This was only driven by a little old lady.... a LONG time ago! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2370 -sorry, comes only in this color... 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2371 She’s low in mileage, good on gas, easy on the eyes - and your kids will love her!” 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2372 Since you mentioned you’re buying a house, I wanted to start with something realistic for your budget 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2373 You’d be amazed how many people this model can actually fit. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2374 It'll get you noticed 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2375 With the money you'll save in gas you can buy an SUV. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2376 We call it the spine-tingler 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2377 This is what we call 'entry level luxury'. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2378 We call this the "Quasimodo" our hunchback model! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2379 5 dollars a gallon, who cares? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2380 .... and it can also be driven on a golf course. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2381 With the microchip shortage Toyota has had to adapt. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2382 Trump's used golf cart-$1M with discount. 1.2556 0.05819 90 74 10 6
2383 It's the perfect car if you have kids. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2384 Infinite fuel economy for a fraction of the price. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2385 If you really want to "go green," this is a little small, but it is most eco-friendly model. 1.2556 0.04623 90 74 13 3
2386 It was only driven for one year, by a little kid to preschool. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2387 Comes loaded, including dual sippy cup holders. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2388 And when your extended warranty runs out... 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2389 You've got to figure everyone's nostalgic for their first car. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2390 We might have other colors, but this is our most popular model 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2391 It's something new that they call 'colors' 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2392 And.....with gas prices like they are.... 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2393 One city/two highway. 1.2553 0.06225 94 78 8 8
2394 Look, No Rust!!! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2395 It only has one pweevius owner. 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
2396 Low cost. Low maintenance. Low speed. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2397 It gets special attention at the McDonalds window! 1.2551 0.05089 98 79 15 4
2398 Think of the money you'll save on gas every year. Brakes too! 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
2399 This is our "pre-midlife crisis" model. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2400 The original owner was a Millennial 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2401 It comes with a free pair of driving shoes. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2402 We'll throw in the TruCoat. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2403 Very easy to operate - a child could drive it! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2404 This little beauty's got unlimited leg room. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2405 It comes with a warranty from Barnum & Bailey. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2406 Pre-owned, red, some miles, and no engine. Best I can do is $771/month" 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2407 I can let it go for $500, and I'll throw in a pair of creepers. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2408 And this is our latest mid-life crisis model. Nothing better to make you feel young again! 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2409 and now THIS vehicle has four-wheel and two-leg drive 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2410 And the first 12 clowns are included 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2411 Due to the inventory shortage, there are no Big Wheels. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2412 …and the roof is detachable to accommodate your golf clubs. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2413 And this one comes in living color. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2414 Is that the only color choice? I don 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2415 You can really feel the wind in your hair with this baby. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2416 Remember the selling points: parking, mileage, and second childhood. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2417 No better cure for a midlife crisis than this one. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2418 This new model is friendly to the millennial budget and fashionably retro 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2419 And for our two-door options we have this 1979 vintage Little Tikes Cozy Coupe. 100% eco-friendly; kid-tested and approved. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2420 It runs on baby formula. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2421 Tessla has one coming out too, but at a much higher price point . 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2422 With the price of gas not having an engine is an attractive option. 1.2532 0.05243 79 62 15 2
2423 For when you’re having a kid-life crisis. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2424 This is our “millennial model.” It fits perfectly in your parents’ basement and comes with a free video game headset. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2425 Very low mileage. It was only driven by 42 clowns at the circus. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2426 It is really fuel efficient. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2427 This model is endorsed by Fred Flinstone. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2428 It's Retro! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2429 Lousy in the rain but great on gas! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2430 People always say your first car is the one you wish you never had to give up. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2431 Perhaps. But oh oh the places you’ll go. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2432 Let me know if I get too pushy. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2433 This is our A La Carte model. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2434 "We also have it in "puke." 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2435 You'll be one in a billion! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2436 This model avoids gas lines and helps your physical fitness. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2437 You'll love the way it hugs the road. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2438 The clown horn is sold separately 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2439 No gas or range anxiety, all while channeling your inner child. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2440 forgot ! 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2441 So after he bought Twitter… 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2442 Let’s talk rust proofing 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2443 Would you like to buy this red and yellow toy car? 1.2530 0.05645 83 67 12 4
2444 Yes, Teslas have gone "down market" some, but this is Elan Musk's newest open concept vehicle. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2445 This is the only manual we have in stock. 1.2529 0.04687 87 67 19 1
2446 This is a big boy car all right. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2447 You receive one free for 500 children's menus purchased. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2448 And here we have a three-year-old model. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2449 Blame shrinkflation. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2450 The Perfect Hybrid...a combination of a scooter, and a bicycle with its own helmet. Pedestrians and cars will see it coming too. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2451 I’ll throw in the rust proofing because you seem like a nice guy. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2452 If you're looking for a car that will make you feel younger, you've come to the right place. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2453 This here’s a classic, iconic design that’s always cool with the youngsters. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2454 what can I do to jam your arms and legs uncomfortably into this vehicle today? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2455 This one here is great for the environment, and your calves 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2456 We can’t keep them on the lot. The younger drivers just love them. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2457 Listen --it's not a speedster, but it's got great gas mileage. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2458 We’d make a killing if they sold an electric version of this coupe… 1.2527 0.04840 91 74 14 3
2459 Except for the plastic, it’s carbon neutral. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2460 These things are flying off the sandlot. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2461 This one runs on the most renewable energy there is - fun. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2462 We call it the Cozy Coupe. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2463 Bait-and-switch? No, this is our final Fisher-Price. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2464 It won't outrun jumping worms, monkey pox, or inflation but it parks like a charm. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2465 It was dipped in actual mustard and ketchup. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2466 It’s fueled by methane from dirty diapers! 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2467 This one's in great shape — the first owner drove it only once a week to get to her playdates. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2468 One owner,Rudi Gekko. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2469 It comes with two all-beef patties,special sauce,and a sesame seed bun. 1.2526 0.04482 95 76 17 2
2470 And… WeatherTech has a new line of accessories for it. 1.2526 0.05177 95 76 15 4
2471 And finally our eco-friendly model. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2472 The last owner just rode it around the block. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2473 We thought maybe Dorothy could drive it to the Emerald City!c 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2474 And I can throw in rust proofing and windshield protection for only $500 more . . . 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2475 It's a chick magnet...and sometimes an occasional duckling.. 1.2525 0.05245 99 80 14 5
2476 Think how much you’ll save on gas. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2477 It not only has great gas mileage,but will save you the cost of a gym membership too! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2478 This beaut is for the kid in all of us. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2479 AAA rated for AA driving. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2480 It comes with a child car seat. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2481 And this model comes with a splash of color. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2482 Here's our best selling nearly indestructible model 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2483 This was only driven by one little boy in Pasadena... 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2484 It's the best-seller in its class. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2485 Naturally it tops out at 45. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2486 Clowns are optional 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2487 Yes it’s 100% green. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2488 This is our most popular millennium modal Sir. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2489 And its 100% zero emissions. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2490 It's Trump's new motorcade. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
2491 This is Tesla's worst competition nightmare. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2492 It gets 900 miles on a single charge, but there’s no room for a battery. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2493 We’re aiming not just for the second childhood demographic, but also the eco-conscious, due to the lack of an engine 1.2500 0.05175 88 70 15 3
2494 No, this isn’t a Smart Car. This is a Prodigy. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2495 Nothing combines sport and utility like the Model-Tee. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2496 Most economic electric.Takes only 4 flashlight batteries 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2497 Retro design, carbon neutral, it’s a steal 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2498 I’ll even throw in a Pez dispenser. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2499 Guaranteed to avoid mid-life crisis! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2500 We call it the Bicci: Beats inflation, climate, covid, immigration. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2501 We don't call it used. It's a hand-me-down. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2502 The sport trim comes with a tricycle rack. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2503 Our most fuel-efficient yet! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2504 It's carbon footprint depends on your sole. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2505 Zero emissions and three sippy cup holders. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2506 This is our most popular model for those looking for their first car. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2507 And this little gem has a price tag of $80,000. No gas or electricity needed...operates with foot pedals, so it pays for itself! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2508 And wait until you see all the leg room 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2509 This model is connected to the Mothernet, and will self drive you home in time for dinner. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2510 . . . and we reimburse any speeding tickets. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2511 This baby has Flintstone Drive for totally carbon-neutral propulsion. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2512 You’ll save a bundle on gas and get your steps in. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2513 I know it isn’t the model we talked about, but this one’s available now. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2514 Meet the nobrid. No gas. No battery. No plug in. No carbon. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2515 And, if you buy two, we throw in a McDonald's franchise 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2516 Zero emissions and you'll feel like a kid again. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2517 She’ll go from 0 to 18 faster than you’d think. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2518 The future is afoot. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2519 This baby will only cost you your self respect. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2520 You're in luck, usually you can only buy this model in Europe 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2521 This is what you get for $20,000, windows are extra. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2522 Well,it's great for the kids! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2523 One owner, crazy low miles. Lady just drove it to the kitchen and back. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2524 Well the only other one in your price range is the trycicle 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2525 No, this one is all cash. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2526 This suits your budget well, it comes with no extras 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2527 Now, you'll really feel youthful in this baby. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2528 And if you want fuel-efficiency... 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2529 It gets 250 miles per pair of shoes. 300 if you wear cross trainers. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2530 I don't like the red, either, but the blue and yellow ones are all sold out. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2531 This snazzy model works for both teenagers and oldsters in gated communities. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2532 This is most efficient fuel model 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2533 I also have it in gray, if you feel this one is too flashy 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2534 If Vladi’s price hike changed your mind on buying a gas guzzler, checkout our latest green car technology. This baby has two foot power and is completely fuel free! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2535 It runs on sugar-frosted cereal. 1.2500 0.05322 84 67 14 3
2536 No, no, we call this alizarin crimson and cadmium chiffon. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2537 This is our eco friendly model 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2538 We only have 1 left in two colors. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2539 Forty-two thousand out the door. Best I can do. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2540 Some slight body work, the previous owner had a bit of road rage problem. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2541 It’s bring your kids to work day… 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2542 The previous owner made millions on TikTok... 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2543 And this model comes with built-in GPS–Genuine Plasticky Shine. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2544 This model pairs really well with with student loans. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2545 Let me show you our low emissions model 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2546 Like new—only twelve hundred footsteps. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2547 The electric model has a six month wait list, but you can drive the wind powered model right off the lot today! 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2548 We accept all car trade-ins. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2549 We call it, " The Barney Ruble. " No Gas Needed. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
2550 Only driven by an aging dictator to and from the golf course” 1.2475 0.05341 101 83 12 6
2551 But just think of how much money you’ll save on gas! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2552 This is part of our new Flintstones range. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2553 It's all the rage in Williamsburg. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2554 It's got four-wheel drive and incredible gas mileage. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2555 You get 5 miles to a single jeer. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2556 Low maintenance and nostalgic styling. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2557 A new toy for the weekends that won't break the piggy bank 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2558 The coupe will make you feel young again. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2559 It is spacious enough for your cat,but not the dog 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2560 Comes with an 8-Track 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2561 We call it "The Donald " 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2562 Its carbon footprint is neutral. The actual footprint will depend on how well your children wipe their feet. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2563 Our most eco friendly model… 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2564 Thanks to inflation, this is all you can afford sir! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2565 $50,000. 1.2472 0.05124 89 71 15 3
2566 It's state of the art! Pedal power makes gas and electric "old school". 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2567 500 miles between sneaker changes. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2568 It gets low milage, but it's 100% recycled plastic. And has zero carbon emissions. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2569 And zero interest! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2570 It’s so smooth even my 2 year old can drive it. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2571 This one had just one previous owner, a cute little baby from Pasadena. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2572 They don't build Yugo's like this anymore! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2573 No, sorry it doesn’t come with clowns! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2574 It comes recommended by every three-year-old in New York. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2575 The epitome of flamboyant frugality. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2576 No chip shortage here. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2577 It comes with a helicopter mom. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2578 The previous owner only drove it once, then just left in the garage with the rest of their toys. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2579 This is our more economical option 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2580 Everyday is leg day with this baby right here! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2581 Now this little marvel will get you from A to B as long as it’s not raining. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2582 And if you're as concerned about the environment as most of us are, this model is ideal: four on the floor--well, two really. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2583 Now this one here runs on a big imagination." 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2584 It’s got plenty of vroom 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2585 If rust protection is a priority, then I would say you can't go wrong with this model. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2586 No gas. No electric. Just pure pedal power! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2587 It's prominently featured in Transformer Daycare. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2588 Well, we can’t accept ANY trade-in 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2589 Here we have the Yabba Dabba Doo. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2590 the young girls really dig this! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2591 At only $45,000 it is the best deal on the lot! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2592 The previous owner was a contortionist. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2593 And the kicker? It’s only got 35 feet on the odometer! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2594 It comes with EZ Pass and a box of Animal Crackers 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2595 The package includes free air conditioning. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2596 It's the ultimate in ecars. Runs on AAA batteries. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2597 Based on the budget you’ve given me, this might be more in your price range. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2598 Great beginner vehicle 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2599 It's economical, safe, built to last, and top speed is completely up to you. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2600 Only driven by a little boy to church on Sundays. 1.2466 0.05080 73 57 15 1
2601 Perfect for the modern mid-life crisis. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2602 Three diapers highway, four city. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2603 Now this baby will eliminate your fuel bill AND your body fat at the same time! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2604 Only driven once a week to the playground by a four year old” 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2605 Yes, Roger Rabbit did own this vehicle but I assure you…. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2606 This is our retro option. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2607 It's called "The Vasectomy" 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2608 The color options are limited, but you can choose between an odometer or a Fitbit. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2609 I'm told that this one goes "beep beep vroom". 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2610 Do I have the ride that will make you feel young again! 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2611 If you're looking for clean energy on a budget, have I got the machine for you... 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2612 Low mileage, since the previous owner traded it in for a Big Wheel. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2613 And we have plenty of these...no computer chips! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2614 The new Tesla. Connected to Twitter automatically. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2615 You can get any colors you want, as long as they are red and yellow." 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2616 Our fastest bestseller hybrid! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2617 This is a car, a smol car 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2618 This is our entry-level model. It has two cylinders and no air conditioning. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2619 If you prefer, we also have a compact model of this car. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2620 We finally met California gas milage laws. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2621 So easy even a 3 year-old can drive it. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2622 The last owner didn’t put many miles on it. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2623 This won’t get you anywhere but it’s also outrageously expensive. So at least it’s a nice metaphor. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2624 May I recommend the extended warranty package? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2625 This model is extremely popular in the ages 2-4,and its top speed varies, depending on wether your shoes light up or not. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2626 The previous owner needed a change. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2627 Don’t forget, we offer our extended warranty on all our pre-owned models. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
2628 This classic handles so well even a child could drive it. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2629 It’s perfect for your 2022 budget: The Smart-ish Car. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2630 Popular retro look, great for the environment, affordable, and you’ll always get your steps in 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2631 Most fuel efficient car on the market. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
2632 No gas, no electricity, and we fit your shoes with special soles. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
2633 ...And if you're worried about your electric bill, have I got the model for you! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
2634 It’s a little slow, but gets great mileage. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2635 Sure,it looks economical,but it runs on formula. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2636 No gas or charging required, just a good push from mommy. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2637 It holds a set of clubs and only uses four "D" batteries! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2638 No gas,no Musk - a truly clean car 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2639 A few glasses of high octane and you'd be amazed how much fun it is. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2640 Relive your Little Tykes childhood 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2641 It comes with free resoling. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2642 With a safety rating so high, even a child could drive it! 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2643 It has trunk space for up to seven rocks. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2644 It's sporty and great for mileage and parking, but terrible for resale. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2645 It is our most modestly priced receptacle. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2646 This model is very popular with parents of young kids 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2647 It’s great for the planet and even better for my quads 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2648 You can have any color you want so long as it is yellow and red. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2649 And the best part is that it gets 2 feet per step in Gas mileage! 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2650 and this is our most affordable Urban Commuter model. 1.2442 0.05214 86 71 11 4
2651 It’s basic but cute 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2652 Most fuel efficient one on the lot 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2653 Comes equipped with a V8…juice box. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2654 It'll run all day on just one pair of sneakers. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2655 It's economical and the pedals are designed to fit all-sizes. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2656 How much is this one? because I'm loving it! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2657 This is the latest upgrade of the original Flintstone 1.0. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2658 It’s the car of the future. No gas, no batteries and it comes with a extra pair of shoes! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2659 It’s our latest model. Very resistant to supply chain problems. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2660 Midlife crisis? This vehicle will make you feel like a kid again. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2661 a popular choice for those going through a one-tenth life crisis 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2662 - and also, none of those worries about your catalytic converter getting stolen. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2663 And the best feature... Unlimited MPG! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2664 It's the most Eco-Friendly car on the lot. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2665 No, it doesn't meet any of your criteria, but it IS immediately available! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2666 Now, here's one of our most colorful models. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2667 With this car, we unlock the power of your imagination to go anywhere and be anyone. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2668 All foot drive comes standard on all models. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2669 For the person who wants all the toys. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2670 The previous owner missed their payments and are now in time out. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2671 This little baby can go from zero to three in minutes flat 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2672 Do I need a special license to drive this model?” “No, but you do need to be this tall 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2673 We do apologize for the shop keeping your car longer than expected. On the bright side, you won’t have to gas the loaner up. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2674 It runs all day on just two AA batteries. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2675 It fits our times perfectly. It goes nowhere! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2676 Our most economical model. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2677 With gas prices being what they are, consider our best-selling model. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2678 Just think of what you’ll save in maintenance. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2679 Then how about for your kids? I'll throw in a rubber ducky... 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2680 Well, there IS lots of headroom. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2681 It's decarbonized! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2682 And if you pedal really fast it will also charge your phone . 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2683 It's all yours - at least until Pack Away Time 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2684 Hugh, meet Hue. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2685 The gas mileage is great 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2686 New generations first and only car! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2687 Some cars just have a way of making you feel young again." 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2688 What do you mean Carvana won’t buy it? 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
2689 AA batteries are included. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2690 But on the plus side, it runs no matter what the CEO tweets. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2691 People like this one because it reminds them of their youth. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2692 It was formerly owned by an elderly clown and only used for short drives. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2693 The red and yellow is a bit flashy but no more worrying about gas prices 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2694 …and it’s gas mileage is comparable to a Tesla. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2695 The previous owner barely used it. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2696 Sometimes all we need are wheels and a roof. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2697 You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2698 I can let you have it for $3,400 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2699 The upgrade comes with banana seats. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2700 If you can get it to start, it will stop on a dime. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2701 If you are looking to impress your EV friends, look no further than our most fuel efficient model 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2702 It's what I drive. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2703 It’s the mini-weiner wagon, much easier to park. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2704 Special feature--reminds you to floss. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2705 Just have a good breakfast and off you go! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2706 You can order any color that you want as long as it is yellow and red. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2707 This one can plug into an Easy-Bake Oven! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2708 No need to worry about gas prices with this little beauty! 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
2709 You know Elon said foot-powered is the new electric. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2710 This one's been babied. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2711 Wait until you hear the news about gas consumption! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2712 "Of course it's electric--runs on 4300 triple-A batteries. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2713 Only one previous owner - he traded it for the electric version. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2714 This is our newest model. It runs on four AA batteries. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2715 And this is our new Flinstone Model 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2716 This is perfect for an early-life crisis. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2717 It's Elon Musk's second car... 1.2414 0.05284 116 96 12 8
2718 It’s in great shape but you will of course have to share with your little sister 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2719 This baby is only 6 juice boxs per mile 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2720 This is our most fuel efficient model on the lot 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2721 and this one comes in colour 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2722 Save on gas prices in this classic car. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2723 Your kids are going to love roadtrips in this one. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2724 It’s neither gas nor hybrid or even electric. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2725 It also comes in black and white! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2726 Any it's very efficient since you don't need air conditioning 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2727 It gets 4 toddlers per mile, 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2728 In the current market, I’m afraid it’s all I have within your budget. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2729 I’m not low-balling you, it’s just the boss can only count up to 3. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2730 The last owner barely put any miles on it. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2731 The best feature of this car is that you can easily pick it up and park it in your living room 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2732 It's the future. 1.2405 0.05469 79 64 12 3
2733 It's completely powered by back pain. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2734 Very popular with the Gen AAr’s. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2735 It’s low priced and not a gas guzzler!! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2736 Billions & Billions have been sold 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2737 The ultimate in fuel economy... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2738 It comes with an one size fits all Clown costume 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2739 Because this is a pedal only model you won't be faced with the escalating costs of gasoline! 1.2405 0.05758 79 65 10 4
2740 It's a roomy two seater with tons of legroom. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2741 Previous owner was a four-year-old granddaughter who only drove to kindergarten and back. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2742 It's the Fred Flintstone Special. We even throw in hard-rubber shoes, although the full effect is better achieved with bare feet. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2743 This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2744 No one will pressure you to have kids when they see you driving this seriously. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2745 And here we have a model who’s supply chain was luckily not disrupted by the chip shortage 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2746 It’s also available with stick shift! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2747 It'll fit 30 clowns and still go 1,000 miles on a single charge. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2748 I saw the car and thought, "Oh no, they did it again." 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2749 Low mileage, fuel efficient and one minor accident... ... but everyone was wearing diapers. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2750 Setting usefulness aside, it has charm. 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
2751 Due to supply chain issues, I present our 2023 model... 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2752 So user friendly, even a 3 year old could drive it. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2753 If you don’t want gas OR electric, I have a third option 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2754 There’s nothing to be ashamed of. We all need a push from time to time. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2755 In the summer, a good vegetarian driver needs only 35-40 ears of corn a day. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2756 You can fit so many toddlers in this baby! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2757 This classic here is $100,000 and it saves you gas money! 1.2396 0.05287 96 80 11 5
2758 It's energy-efficient but tends to veer to the left. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2759 It’s the latest innovation - colour. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2760 And this is our new Tesla. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2761 Nothing screams "Here comes trouble!" like this beauty. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2762 You asked for a model with zero emissions? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2763 It’s great if you’ve got kids. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2764 It belonged to an old lady in Florida. She used it to vote for Trump in 2020, so it's only been driven twice. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2765 Red for Stop and yellow for Caution, and no green because it cannot Go. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2766 It comes with a free Happy Meal! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2767 It comes standard with six clown capacity 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2768 You don’t have to convince me, Mr. Little Tikes. I don’t want to pay these gas prices either. I’m just not sure our customers are looking for something so nostalgic. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2769 The classics are more affected by periods of inflation. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2770 This one’s a steal at $55,000…but there’s a six month waiting list. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2771 You can save on gas AND throw out your Peleton. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2772 Behold "The Leviathan" 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2773 And, you will never again have a backseat driver telling you what to do! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2774 It's all we have on the lot that doesn't come in white. 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
2775 this one is considered used because we took it out of the box 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2776 It's self driving 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2777 It’s a classic! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2778 Best of all, it's a manual. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2779 Here's a base model Flintstone, completely self-driving. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2780 These just became popular again… 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2781 The designer was inspired by Marie Antoinette. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2782 And if you find yourself needing more horsepower, just make Vroom sounds! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2783 With current gas prices, this really is your best option 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2784 Sorry, no, this doesn't come with a V-8. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2785 I'm thinking this may be your first trade-in experience? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2786 Merging can be iffy, but you’ll save an arm and two legs on gas. 1.2386 0.04847 88 73 12 3
2787 Here is one just in case you want to explore your inner child. 1.2386 0.04847 88 70 16 2
2788 The previous owner only drove it to the store to buy juice boxes. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2789 ...and in my experience the turning radius is impeccable. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2790 If you are looking to upgrade I would recommend this beauty, Mr. Flintstone. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2791 You can order this in your former college school colors. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2792 We wanted to be mindful of your concerns aout the carbon impact of our gas and electric models. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2793 And she gets great mileage with the right pair of shoes. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2794 Never stop at a gas station again, if you ever manage to reach one. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2795 Ah,from the nostalgia series! Very fuel efficient. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2796 Only one previous owner! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2797 And this is Mr. Musks newest and brightest thinking. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2798 It's our 1st alternative fuel model 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2799 Now this one we call the Fred Flintstone 2.0. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2800 No need to fill,no need to plug-in. Just alternate pushing the pedals and you are on your way. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2801 You loved it , as a kid. As an adult, you'll love the mileage. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2802 I'll throw in the googly eyes package for free. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2803 This one comes highly recommended by Pete Buttegig. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2804 It's our low APR, low cost, low maintenance, low risk model for the low maturity set. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2805 Until we think you're ready to sell real cars, we're going to humiliate you by making you practice on this. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2806 Post-E.V. tech,way of the future my man. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2807 After the apocalypse you will be the envy of the shanty town. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2808 If you are not quite ready to go electric, this is the car for you. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2809 There is no air conditioning,but it has great vents! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2810 Seriously, she’s totally green. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2811 Our most popular model with the under-30 months crowd. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2812 This is the floor model of course , the one you get is in a box. Your parents need to put it together. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2813 It’s a wussy magnet. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2814 And this one's for 'the kid at heart.' 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2815 And this is our eco-friendly option. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2816 And it’s 100% carbon neutral 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2817 And the best part is, no gas, no battery to recharge. it'll go as long as you can go. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2818 We call this one Dwight Yoakam, because it truly is “Fast As You.” 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2819 For those looking to really shrink their carbon footprint,nothing beats this beauty! 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2820 It's for those short trips when the Weinermobile is too large. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2821 It runs like the wind... that is, intermittently! 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2822 Your mileage may vary. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2823 Look at it this way- it’s a steal that no one will WANT to steal! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2824 If you're worried about rising gas prices, this is the vehicle for you. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2825 its fuel efficient 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2826 And given it runs on threats of an early bedtime and going on Santa's naughty list, it's our most environmentally friendly model yet. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2827 The mileage is excellent, but you have to replace the soles of your shoes at regular intervals. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2828 You can use the money from your gas savings on this one to make the monthly payments 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2829 Now, if you really want to put the pedal to the metal . . 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2830 With rising gas prices this car is fuel proof. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2831 This little beauty has enough headroom to fit ten clowns comfortably. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2832 It's our newest model. We call it the 'Shirley Temple' 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2833 and this is our most economical model... it is called the super peddle special 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2834 We recommend a pedicure every 3,000 miles. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2835 You won't find a greener option on the lot! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2836 This creampuff was only used in a 3 ring circus by the same clown. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2837 This is our safety model for new 16 yr. Old drivers. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2838 It seats 10, but only if they're clowns. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2839 It's got room for your dog, if she knows "stay." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2840 It just looks like a golf cart... 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2841 Now, this little beauty is a low-mile, one-owner... 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2842 Due to supply chain issues this was the only car of the colors you wanted… 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2843 Gas mileage? I guess it depends how many beans you've eaten. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2844 here we have a timeless classic with a minimal carbon footprint 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2845 Gas prices being what they are, this is our most popular model. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2846 Perfect starter car, a hybrid - only feet and hands needed! 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2847 This model allows you to use all the steps necessary to save on gas. 1.2366 0.05383 93 77 11 5
2848 ''Cheapest on gas, but I suggest you get a good pair of sneakers.'' 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
2849 This car is reserved for driver ed. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2850 This is the most eco-friendly vehicle we have; it runs on imagination. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2851 ."..And this model ,for your inner child" 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2852 with gas prices so high, this baby has been one of our highest sellers 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2853 If you think driving the Corvette makes you feel young… 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2854 Are you hipster enough to drive it ironically? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2855 Eat plenty of beans. This thing runs on your gas. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2856 It's great on gas. It doesn't use any. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2857 If your therapist says reliving Christmas 1984 will help, then I say: Let’s get you into this beauty today” 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2858 The clown who previously owned this just took it to work and back 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2859 On the plus side it gets great gas mileage and is very low maintenance. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2860 To be known as the Trump mobile 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2861 Have you mastered the harp? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2862 It's a super hybrid, meaning it runs only on your feet pedaling 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2863 This one, best milage, by far.. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2864 No, it doesn’t come in black 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2865 I guarantee this will take you back to the good ol’ days 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2866 Our sales team is trying to attract a younger crowd… 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2867 We'll just tell Republicans it runs on gas 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2868 And it also runs on four AAA batteries. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2869 They're very popular in Cuba 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2870 It’s a transitional car; from skateboarder to grown up. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2871 Not funny. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2872 This one was owned by a little old baby who only drove it on weekends. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2873 *taps hood twice* I bet you we can beat the Fishers price 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2874 It’s five years old but in tiptop condition. Never had an owner. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2875 Ah yes, our newest model is for the ‘Nostalgic Driver.’ 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2876 Great for new drivers , turns on a dime and you'll sleep like a baby...if you can fit 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2877 And with the price of gas at it's current level... 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2878 Better than electric. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2879 No gas, no emissions, no charging stations: kinetic energy has a lot going for it. Plus, this vehicle only had one owner who drove it for less than a year. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2880 Even a 3 year old can handle this baby! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2881 It gets twelve clowns to the gallon. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2882 Plus it deflates to a pocket-sized packet so parking is never a problem, 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2883 It’s zero emission without all the bells and whistles. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2884 This is our model beyond electric. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2885 Just got this trade in from Bedrock 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2886 So for environmentally friendly in your price range... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2887 We do have one in your budget 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2888 You know what value never depreciates? Nostalgia! 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2889 You can fit right in with the younger generation in this. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2890 It's not a looker, but it's a great way to stick it to Big Oil. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2891 Great gas mileage and it doesn't need a chip! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2892 It's street-legal, and I'll get you the name of that street. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2893 It also comes in garish plaid. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2894 ...and for the eco-conscious, it also comes in green. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2895 But just think of the gas mileage you can get on this little baby!! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2896 Forget the fuel efficiency aspect, your thighs will be insane. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2897 You won’t find a vehicle with better gas mileage anywhere on the market. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2898 This model has been all the rage for GENERATIONS! You cannot lose. Ratings are through the roof with all previous drivers. These are FACTS. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2899 Gas mileage is better than a hybrid. And you can cancel your peloton subscription. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2900 Supply chain has been tough. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2901 Due to the chip shortage, we are now offering ultra manual cars 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2902 This environmentally friendly car doesn’t even require a driver’s license. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2903 The previous owners were a bunch of clowns. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2904 It recharges when it gets hit by lightning. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2905 Think of it as a mini-Wiener Mobile. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2906 Yes, it is definitely a smart car. Depending of coarse on your IQ. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2907 It’s our rollback model plus it’s the only car on the lot anyone can afford. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2908 Here we have our green energy best seller. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2909 And it comes with zero carbon emissions. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2910 Of course, you can go a trip with this 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2911 Yes sir, assembled by hand right here in the USA. My wife's hands, in fact. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2912 Takes off about 40 years 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2913 Low mileage, zero emissions, and the best part is, it'll make you look 30 years younger! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2914 Who’s your daddy? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2915 Yes you might be slightly late to everything but it'll just give you more time to think of all that money you are saving on gas 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2916 It’s our zero-carbon model. 1.2338 0.06891 77 66 4 7
2917 The GPS is permanently set to take you to the nearest McDonald’s. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2918 And it comes with free driving lessons from PlaySkool. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2919 ‘It’s a hybrid: it does foot-peddling and pushes from despondent parents’ 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2920 This golf cart was supposedly owned by a former US president. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2921 You should've seen what happened to the other toy car. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2922 It's built for speed, not comfort. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2923 It’s the limited edition Balenciaga model. Only $624,999.00 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2924 Third and final advantage... You'll never have any windscreen damage. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2925 I know it looks small, but 50 clowns can fit into it. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2926 This one is within the budget you presented me with. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2927 What you give up in style and accident protection with this pedal-powered model, you make up for with zero emissions, unlimited mpg, and the obvious health benefits. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2928 I know it’s a little different, but it’s got incredibly low mileage 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
2929 Thanks to 6 years of regressive economic policies, this is our best selling model 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2930 Great deal on a trade in from my kid. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2931 Of course the gas mileage is phenomenal and it’s the only one we have in this color. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2932 Your mileage is based on leg strength 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2933 You save on gas and you can keep up with freeway rush hour traffic if you pedal hard enough 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2934 So economical! You pump the pedals and the wheels go round! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2935 This is a favorite among millennials who have excellent credit. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2936 What can I do to do to squeeze you into this car today? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2937 This classic is one the whole family can enjoy. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2938 Due to staggering gas prices, people have opted for this model. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2939 He was parked between two trucks. One backing up the other moving forward. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2940 She might not look like much, but you’ll save a fortune on gas! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2941 Last year's model, very low mileage, only driven to playgrounds. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2942 It may be a little underpowered but you can locate it in a parking lot in a second. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2943 It’s low emission, as long as you have a diaper pail 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2944 I must admit that the color sort of stands out. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2945 And it gets two miles per peanut butter sandwich, or two chocolate milks. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2946 Driving it, you can imagine yourself as a toddler, a senior citizen, or a clown. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2947 It’s more affordable than the Chrysler Peloton. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2948 It has very low mileage. It was only driven on weekends by some clown in Winter Park, FL. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2949 Sure it's used, but only for two golf tournaments. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2950 It’s a classic. Fred Flintstone owned an identical model when he was a kid. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2951 Is has just 700 miles of toddling footsteps on it and was only driven in the playroom. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2952 This legacy model is our most eco-friendly option. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2953 It gets about 20 miles per 2,000 calories. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2954 Forget about turn signals. This baby comes loaded with virtue signals. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2955 I don’t know what kind of mileage it gets. To be honest with you, I’m pretty fucked up on kratom. And I don’t even think I work here? 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2956 It's brighter than any of these smart cars. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2957 Our nostalgia line is booming! 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2958 Price sells." 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2959 As you can see, overhead would be minimal. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2960 This hybrid model runs on French fry grease and steep hills. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2961 Previously owned by 24 clowns. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2962 Miles to the gallon? My man, if you’ve gotta ask me, you probably can’t afford this one either. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2963 This is the car you can afford with your incomes 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2964 And it’s on sale during our ToyAutoThon” 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2965 It was owned by a little old bunch of clowns who used it only on Sundays to go to the circus. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2966 You have to bring your own airbag 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2967 For sale, baby car, low mileage. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2968 It's The Yugo Mar-a-Lago! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2969 It might look like your first car, but trust me, this one has all the bells and whistles. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2970 Very durable. And only one owner! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2971 $150 Clams, and this “Flintstones model” is all yours today! 1.2319 0.05519 69 57 10 2
2972 Yes. This is his last presidential limo. He liked the horn. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2973 And, we'll throw in the clown suit with the makeup kit. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2974 BOGO ends tomorrow...don't wait! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2975 Good gas mileage and the bonus exercise option 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2976 Never had one stolen! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2977 If you’re interested in making a midlife crisis automotive purchase, we guarantee this model will make you feel several decades younger! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2978 Sorry, we don't offer upgrades on the horn. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2979 This model produces no carbon footprint, only regular footprints. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2980 Meet the future! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2981 A creampuff! It never left the driveway. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2982 If you prefer, you can stretch out payments over three years. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2983 And think of all the money you'll save on carbon offsets. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2984 Did I mention it also comes in grey? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2985 your trade in value would be better if you didn't have such high mileage 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2986 You’ll definitely be the coolest grandad. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2987 This is our very popular Assisted Suicide model 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2988 If you've shopped around at all, you'll know that nobody beats our Fisher-Prices. 1.2317 0.05833 82 69 8 5
2989 This cream puff was only ever driven from his crib to his high chair and back. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2990 Its our pedal friendly vintage model 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2991 This model is 0% APR during Toy-quota-thon 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2992 Now for fuel efficiency you won't do better than this little baby. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2993 All the young kids are driving these. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2994 And this little honey, previously owned by the author Richard Scarry, is a super hot deal. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2995 This model is very popular with our younger clientele. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2996 Well in that case, this may be more in your price range. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2997 Best gas mileage of the lot? This beaut. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2998 Oh no I'm sorry sir this is the owner's car. It's not for sale. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2999 A ride like this comes along once in a lifetime. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3000 Clean, one owner. If you’re ready for a test drive, hop in and I’ll give you a push. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3001 Classic styling AND outperforms all California Admissions Standards 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3002 It’s the perfect commuter car from the bedroom to the den 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3003 Sure the technology is a little basic but the gas mileage is phenomenal 1.2317 0.03994 82 67 14 1
3004 Seats one, because you’ll remain definitely single. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3005 It’s not street legal. Can’t be driven in rain, snow, wind or direct sunlight, but it does come with limited edition baby formula. So, if you don’t act now, this bad boy will be gone within the next five minutes. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
3006 20 miles to the gallon and always smells like McDonald’s. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3007 'And if you flip it over it's a rocking chair for your grandma' 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3008 It's the economy, stupid! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3009 And this little beauty is warranted against everything except road rage. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
3010 And you can go right from the office to the golf course. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3011 We are marketing it to the Gen Z set. Its the perfect carbon neutral car for the person with nowhere to go. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3012 This beauty's only had one owner - and Suzie kept it garaged after she got a tricycle last Christmas. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3013 Your family will fit-in fine, the car once held 20 clowns. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3014 There appears to be no room for my golf bag. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3015 It’s post-electric. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3016 This is our new model, the flintstone. Gas free. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3017 It's a classic electric vehicle that's why you're paying a premium. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3018 And you can use AA batteries in a pinch! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3019 ...and only $4000 over MSRP! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3020 I can let you have it for a case of baby formula. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3021 Last owned by a very young lady from Pasadena. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3022 This one has zero emissions, and it’s great cardio. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3023 It's the roadster you've dreamed of your whole life and it's carbon neutral. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3024 ... if you're looking to save money on gas... 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3025 This is a one-owner, zero emission little number that, frankly, makes a Smart Car look stupid. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3026 This is our brand new BIDENBILE The name will need some work the CEO tells us,but the design is stellar. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3027 It was once owned by Macaulay Culkin. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3028 This is the clearance section. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3029 Here we have our prototype model as designed by AOC. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3030 Our self-driving model is popular with the younger drivers. 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
3031 Oh, this...well, Little Tykes is trying to muscle into Tesla's market. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3032 Kid tested and approved! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3033 It’s cheaper than a Lamborghini 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3034 With gas prices these days, this is your best money saving option. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3035 It's definitely a summer ride, it's not that great in the snow 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3036 It'll make parking in the city a breeze and slash your gas bill! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3037 Only one previous owner and it was only driven in the neighborhood. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
3038 This one's great for getting around the driveway. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3039 it has a top speed of 120 mph depending on how hard you peddle. 1.2299 0.05092 87 71 13 3
3040 We’re finding that nostalgia really sells. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3041 The 2022 Clownmobile fits 12 comfortably. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3042 It’s our latest solution to the chip shortage 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
3043 And you will never again have to worry about your teenagers borrowing the car! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3044 Of course windshield, backseat, AC, trunk, side windows, engine, and trunk are additional, but let me talk to my supervisor. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3045 It’s the latest in wind up technology. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3046 Our most fuel efficient. It is call fredenelmer 2022 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3047 You may sacrifice some performance but you can’t beat the savings on gas 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3048 Act now and I'll throw in a lollipop... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3049 When the gas prices go up 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3050 The last owner was a little old retired clown from Pasadena. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3051 You'll never have to pay for gas again. Plus, it's cozy! 1.2297 0.05286 74 60 12 2
3052 I don’t think I can get you in one of these today. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3053 And this here baby can double as a golf cart! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3054 This is the ‘I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore’ model. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3055 This is our most eco-friendly option. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3056 Of course, they lack amenities, but they are affordable. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3057 Don’t sell yourself short, they’re not just for Little Tikes. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3058 Based on your credit score this is the only option we have for you… 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3059 Oh god oh fuck oh god 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3060 it actually feels a lot roomier on the inside 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3061 If we call it a GUV (Golf Utility Vehicle), we can probably get $50k for it. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3062 The Hyperintelligent Car is designed to make the Smart Car look dumb. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3063 Trust me, this baby is Elon Musk’s worst nightmare. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3064 And you can drive it from your home or office directly onto the golf course! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3065 Only rarely is gas a factor. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3066 If your worries about gas mileage, this baby’s for you 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3067 The latest Smart Car is so environmentally friendly it brought back foot power 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3068 Top of the line, low to the ground, a ‘vet of a machine! 1.2295 0.05429 61 49 11 1
3069 And that’s how we”ll cut back on carbon footprint. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
3070 Yeah, it used to come only in black. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3071 We call it a SUV - Small Utility Vehicle since it is good on the bike lanes and as a golf cart. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3072 It serves your inner child. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3073 The previous owner was a toddler, so it’s only got 2.5 miles on it. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3074 You really don't need a lot of horsepower. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3075 Yes, it's a hand-me-down, but it's still under warranty. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3076 Here’s one that Elon didn’t touch.” 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
3077 It’s a trade-in from a crypto billionaire. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3078 You seem like the kind of guy who likes to have some fun. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3079 With the parts shortage, we're looking at about $5,000 above MSRP on this guy. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3080 This one has the lowest mileage. The previous owner only drove it in circles. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3081 Recapture your youth at a fraction of the cost of a Ford Mustang! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3082 This is our most environmentally friendly model, no gas, no electricity, just pedal power! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3083 We pride ourselves on having something for every buyer’s price range. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3084 The squirrels have been replaced with lithium batteries. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3085 It also comes in banana charcoal and fire engine gray. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3086 It's got great visibility, easy to park, you'll save a fortune on gas while helping the environment! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3087 For days when you want to relive your youth. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3088 Here you go Mr. Jones, the greenest car on our lot. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3089 Right, so given your student loan debt and your unadjusted income for actual cost of living, this is what's in your price range 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3090 And this is our “early-life crisis” bestseller. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3091 This will get you from A to BCD, EFG, HIJK, LMNOP, QRS, TUV, WX, Y and Z. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3092 This low mileage beauty was only driven by its 9 year old owner to and from church every Sunday. 1.2283 0.04400 92 76 14 2
3093 This is the only Fiat we have on the lot in your price range. 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
3094 You'll thank me when you see what you'll save on gas. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3095 In this market you take what you can get 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
3096 You want a car you can afford? We’ll, here it is. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3097 All it needs is Donald Trump as the Uber driver and 13 circus clowns 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3098 It was owned by a little old lady who drove it on weekends to the amusement park 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
3099 Pedal power is the new alternative to fossil fuel. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3100 It doesn't corner well but you will be taking turns. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3101 It seats one adult or seven clowns. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
3102 Now here, for a return to those glorious days of childhood... 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3103 It may be small, but it's slow! 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
3104 It will transport you to unseen places, your childhood, and great for the environment. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3105 Our AI customer guide software selected this especially for you on the basis of your maturity, income and requirement for net zero. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3106 Well, you said you wanted something that isn't a gas gussler! 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3107 It's in great condition. The last driver was Fred Flintstone. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
3108 Economical now,your first born will love it later. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3109 Features include push to start and four wheel drive. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3110 It gets 300 miles per goofiness. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
3111 You won't have to worry about vehicle efficiency standards. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3112 Two-tone vintage yaba daba doo! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3113 Perfect for someone like you upgrading from a Big Wheels 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3114 Has just 29 driveway miles and so quiet you can barely hear it running. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3115 You indicated an interest in alternative-fuel models, yes? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3116 Very low mileage after the theme park. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3117 Hers's a classic with low mileage 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3118 She's great on gas milage and doubles as a handy paperweight. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3119 This little beauty is retro- vintage, eco-friendly, and fully loaded. The child driver is extra, though. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3120 The fuel efficiency is like no other and,you will save on repairs! Best of all it’s so low tech, even a toddler can drive it! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3121 It runs on upcycled French fry oil. We call it the McCartel. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3122 Clowns not included. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3123 And here is our model for child molesters. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3124 It is a Hybrid. We crossed a Mini Cooper with the Wienermobile 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3125 It’s the first model we got from the new Munchkin Motor Works. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3126 It might be an older model but the previous owner was a toddler who only drove it from the garage to the end of the driveway on Sundays. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3127 It’s a wonderful first car- and it’ll last for all your kids. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3128 Gas prices are sky high, so this might be an affordable option for you. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3129 And here we have Tesla’s newest model! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3130 The fuel efficiency on this one varies depending on the drivers metabolism. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3131 If you're looking to attract a younger crowd, this is the model for you. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3132 This is the ideal car for the clowns in your family. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
3133 The last owner could fit 27 people inside. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3134 Mileage? Why this belonged to a little lady who drove it only around the dining room table. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3135 You were asking for a grocery-getter. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3136 And for our most eco-friendly model take a look at this baby. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3137 Pedal power is a “No Brainer” 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3138 It fits in a two car garage 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3139 were you thinking are entering the grand prix? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
3140 If you are concerned about battery life, let me show you our innovative zero-emissions vehicle that runs entirely on...well, runs. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3141 It’s the new smart car…saves a ton on gas. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3142 Runs like new. You can test drive it too. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3143 But those same neighbors will be so envious of your parking options! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3144 Think less about horsepower and more about horsey. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3145 Our most eco friendly model, with a whopping one man power engine 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3146 It’s exactly what you need for your work from home commute 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3147 You said you were looking for self-driving vehicles 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3148 Single child owner, it goes 10 feet on a single push 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
3149 With plenty of leg room. The previous owner wore oversized shoes and had a thing for hamburgers. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3150 We will still sell you a car for a single Bitcoin. It is just now you need to think less Tesla Model 3 more Tiny Tikes Cozy Coup. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3151 I bet if you bring this baby home, she’ll be clambering for divorce before the day’s out! 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3152 You don't even have to plug it in! 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3153 There's no Cozier Coupe on the market at any price. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3154 This is the 1970 model. It was designed to prove that no one wanted electric vehicles. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3155 And if your midlife crisis is particularly severe... 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3156 Our manager, Mr Flintstone, uses one of these as his daily driver. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3157 Just got this one in. Less than one mile on it. Previous owner could barely reach the floor. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3158 Best deal in town. It’s a Flintstone car. Easy on the wallet. This story has legs. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3159 Now this model is powered by little feat. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3160 It’s the new Trump Carte. Uses a lot of gas. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3161 I heard red cars get pulled over more. 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
3162 This car is the best on the lot in terms of fuel efficiency. 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
3163 And now for our environmentally friendly option… 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
3164 Easy on gas; toddler driven. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
3165 . . . And a little known fact, this model was Hollywood icon Fred Flintstone's first car! 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3166 It's called the "Fred Flintstone" model: No batteries ,no gas, and hope to god your legs don't give out. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3167 And this little beauty was owned by a kindergartner with a lemonade stand only on weekends. It’s got less than 400 feet on the odometer. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
3168 Yessiree,$500 down and you'll be yelling Yabba Dabba Doo past the gas station. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3169 Zero emissions! You won’t see fuel efficiency better than this. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3170 It also functions as an electric harp 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3171 And here we have a new '23 Mattel, right off the line. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3172 And while it might not drive with the most horsepower, it does pack a lot of potential clownpower. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3173 You’ll definitely want to add ceramic paint coating, upholstery rip and stain coverage, and a ten year extended warranty, all for just $89.95 per month, for the life of the loan … 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
3174 Are you sure to decline the insurance policy? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3175 ..it even has a wheel at each corner. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3176 We've had as many as a dozen clowns in this thing, and it got great gas mileage. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3177 All natural air and you get the parking spots that everyone passes. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3178 We can finance this one with play dough. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3179 This children's toy car is in color for some reason. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3180 And it comes with a free Barbie! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3181 You're certain to get attention from the ladies in this car, Mr. Epstein. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3182 And to top it all off: the previous owner was Jon Voight 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3183 Allow me to show you our latest zero-emissions model. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3184 Complementary with every minivan purchase. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3185 As you can see, it adheres to all of the latest environmental standards. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3186 This is the latest green technology. It runs on foot power. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3187 This is a classic starter model. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3188 It does lose 10% of its value after you push it off the lot though 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3189 … and you can park it anywhere 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3190 It's minimal maintenance, and runs on 100% renewable energy. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3191 And this little beauty is for climate deniers who refuse buy an electric car, but can't afford the price of gas, either. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3192 Let me tell you, this is a real babe-magnet! 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3193 The best feature - it doesn't have room for your mother-in-law! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3194 I can put you in this little baby for short money. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3195 Exactly what colors were you looking for? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3196 …and Initial Customer Satisfaction scores are unmatched 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3197 I'll have to talk to my manager but if you sign today, I can throw in a new pair of US Keds. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3198 …and it’s only $5000 over sticker price 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3199 But it IS the most colorful car on the lot. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3200 This one's only been driven by a little ol' baby on Sundays. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3201 The luggage space is limited, but it’s got the smallest carbon footprint of any car on the lot. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3202 No gas. No electricity. We call it the Big Tykes Cozy Dupe. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3203 The most recent owner of this golf cart was the previous President; thus the clown colors. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3204 That’s right. This is the newest Tesla. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3205 C'mon; it'll make you feel young again! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3206 Imagine being the first guy on the block riding around in this baby. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3207 And THIS is the new Peloton model. The coaches will motivate you through any commute! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3208 It also comes with optional Golden Arches 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3209 If you buy this baby today, we'll customize the smiley face. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3210 It's a MickeyD, dollar deal, Hybrid 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3211 the clowns are in the trunk. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3212 The previous owner shot a hole in one. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3213 This beauty runs on 80% pink slime and 20% McNuggets. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3214 No gas needed, just strong legs are enough 1.2247 0.04990 89 73 13 3
3215 This particular model will be difficult to drive once you pay us an arm and a leg. 1.2241 0.06527 58 49 6 3
3216 It’s good on gas because it doesn’t have an engine. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3217 Ok now this beauty here... sorry I can't do this bullshit anymore. Fuck this. I should finish my degree. I could be a teacher and actually help people. I could spend a summer backpacking through Europe. Goddamn. Do you want to go get shitface drunk? 1.2239 0.07312 67 58 3 6
3218 And this is our sleek new Trumplican! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3219 This one runs on Fruit Loops. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3220 The next-gen in clean transport. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3221 Yep, this baby was personally endorsed by Al Gore! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3222 It doesn't offer a lot of pickup, but you can't beat the fuel economy. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3223 It's a used car. It was owned by a two-year-old who treated it like a baby. Of course, he was a baby. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3224 It’s an 1TV. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3225 Our most fuel efficient model! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3226 We know it is a tad unconventional, but it’s in stock in every color choice. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3227 Best in class” for young buyers 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3228 Not only will you save thousands on gas per year, but your calves will be RIDICULOUS 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3229 The new Tesla is designed to match its founder’s maturity level. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3230 No parking problems ever. You fold and twist it a few times until it’s small enough to fit into your back pocket. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
3231 No problem with supply chain & chip shortages with this baby! And you can wave as you pass by gas stations without needing to stop! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3232 The Other Half Was Sold Just Yesterday. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
3233 It's powered by nostalgia. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3234 It’s fully loaded. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3235 This one just laughs at inflated gas prices! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3236 It's the best-selling car of all time for a reason. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3237 Cardio Power will soon replace gasoline and electric! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3238 There’s no environmental impact and she doesn’t even need to be charged! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3239 It's economical, requires no gas or electrical charging, and you can park it virtually anywhere. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3240 The prototype is a 1981 Big Wheel. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3241 You can get it in any color you want as long as it is yellow and red. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3242 On the positive side ,it’s 100% recyclable. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3243 Eleven dollars a gallon or enough legroom for a baby: Your choice? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3244 Let me guess: you put it together without reading the instructions. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3245 You'll find driving this model to be child's play. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3246 We have a workaround for the semiconductor shortage. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3247 What is this toy doing here? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3248 The manufacturer’s new slogan? Reduced. Reused. Recycled. Recouped! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3249 The previous owner is still in “time out”, so I’m pretty sure I can let this go for a song. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3250 Only city miles on this baby, mostly in a circle on a cul de sac. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3251 And as a peddle car, it's environmentally friendly. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3252 It doesn't really matter what I say, I still won't win this contest. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3253 Low miles, very inexpensive to operate, cheap maintenance and when my wife sits next to me, it has air bags! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3254 Yessir. It's guaranteed to bring out the child in any driver. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3255 bumper to bumper traffic is an absolute joy in this one 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3256 With that car, you don’t have to stop at the gas station 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3257 The Original Chick Magnet 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3258 The last owner said they kinda grew out of it, but it’s still a great ride! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3259 We've never had a customer complaint after an accident in this model. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3260 May I suggest the most ecological vehicle on the lot?! 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3261 This one doesn’t require a wait at the charging station or the gas pump 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
3262 this cozy coupe not only meets your budget but it will save you money on gas and you will never have a flat tire 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
3263 And this is our economy champ,the all new 2023 iPeddle 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
3264 Just imagine the wind in your face on that cross-country drive! 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
3265 A knee replacement will keep this baby running another ten years. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3266 What'll it take to get your baby into one of these today? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3267 Top speed is four "vrooms" 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3268 It’s the perfect upgrade from a Big Wheel. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3269 The Premium Package includes free sneaker replacement for 5 years. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3270 Low mileage, no fuel vehicle. The sticker price speaks for itself. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3271 At least it's carbon neutral. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3272 About your “We’ll take any trade-in” ad campaign… 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3273 Not only does it get you to where you want to go, but you also get a great workout without having to go to the gym! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3274 It's a trade-in from the Pope. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3275 This is our most-fuel efficient pre-owned model. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3276 This little sweetheart is from a fired sale at Mar-a-Lago. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3277 I’m not even the one selling these babies anymore - it’s all Vlady Putin. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3278 This used model is great on gas, and even if you pay over the sticker price, it isn't that much more than in 1979. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3279 Here's the one you can afford.” 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3280 Feet down, it gets the best gas mileage of any vehicle on the market. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3281 You’ll save on gas for less than a Tesla. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3282 She won't keep you out of the rain but it's a bonafide chick magnet. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3283 If it’s a midlife crisis you’re suffering, this one is guaranteed to make you feel young again. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3284 Great on gas and no need to plug in. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3285 This one's seen little use. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3286 On the plus side, you can park it anywhere. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3287 It's a trip. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3288 This one gets 500 miles to the sneaker. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3289 This bargain, a single-owner vehicle, was only used to drive back and forth from kindergarten 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3290 We sold out of blue over yellw weeks ago. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3291 It's been the favorite car of the younger generation for years. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3292 No assembly required and it runs on three AA batteries. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3293 Uh, this is what I would recommend with your budget. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3294 THIS WAS MY SON'S FIRST CAR 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3295 The former owner was caught with bottle in hand, drinking and driving 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3296 It’s very low mileage. The previous owners only drove it around the circus ring. 1.2222 0.04407 90 70 20 0
3297 And full self-driving mode comes standard on this one. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3298 It runs on men power 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3299 Of course, you’ll have to take turns. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3300 You won't need an air-conditioning system. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3301 It runs on baby formula, which is still cheaper than gas. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3302 Cheap, practical and ecological, Just like you asked! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3303 What’s it gonna take to get you into this little beauty? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
3304 Kids love it 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3305 It gets great pedal mileage. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3306 It might fade, but will never rust 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3307 The Unibody™️ construction is 100% rustproof. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3308 Based on the results of recent cartoon caption contests, this would be the car The New Yorker staff would pick. 1.2209 0.05585 86 73 8 5
3309 We no longer upgrade rentals, unfortunately; this is your downgrade. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
3310 It's a little more expensive, but you'll save a lot on gas. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
3311 So this this one has 6 wheel drive. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3312 This is our floor model, if you wanna order it in another color it’s gonna take six months. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3313 I'll throw in the undercoating. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3314 It’s got state-of-the-art auxiliary braking – one hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.” 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3315 Elon Musk says it's the latest thing. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3316 ...And for an extra fifty bucks the pedals come winterized. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3317 It scored very nicely in a focus group of dog owners. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3318 No brakes and the steering wheel is purely decorative - you can’t beat this baby for driving excitement. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3319 It’s got Nash Rambler written all over it. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3320 This model is extremely gas efficient and easy to park! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3321 You'll find it's perfect for driving slowly on grass 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3322 Oh about 150 miles on leather soles, 200 on rubber. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3323 And you can use it as a golf cart 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3324 It’s very fuel efficient 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3325 Besides ease of parking and lower gas costs, you won’t be bothered by people asking you out on dates. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3326 This car has a colorful past 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3327 It’s the perfect disguise, 007. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3328 And over here we have 'onesies'. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3329 At $31,599 it’s a steal. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3330 Oh yeah, she's greener than green! 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3331 This one here is a masterpiece with extra headspace 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3332 You said good on gas AND within your budget. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3333 it's the most popular car in America for families with young children. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3334 This vehicle’s most prominent features are the low gas mileage and the added steps to your day! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3335 If you’re willing to spend a bit more, you can add upgrades like brakes and an engine. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3336 Right, a red convertible IS a cliche. That’s the brilliance of the two-tone finish. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3337 It will push 2 miles an hour. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3338 We had it souped up for Mar-a-Lago, but the springs broke. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3339 This one is great for the thigh muscles. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3340 Only a real man will appreciate this vehicle. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3341 And this one has a squeaky horn 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3342 I would buy this baby just for the colors. Just for the colors. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3343 Zero to sixty in only six decades! 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
3344 It's rated at 2 Foot Power. It's the Greenest vehicle on the lot. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3345 Let's play cars 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3346 I see hope at the top and love at the bottom, I think it’ll even drive 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3347 It really is the ultimate babe magnet. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3348 This new model is well within your price range, and available today! 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
3349 This is our bestseller, it is a super saver, no engine, no gas expenses! 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3350 With inflation factored in, this baby goes for only $68,459.00 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3351 It’s easy to park, there’s no batteries to catch fire, and best of all it needs no Russian gas. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
3352 Compact and easy to maneuver, plus no supply chain issues! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3353 I test-drove this one and instantly felt fifty-eight years younger. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3354 You make a statement but there is no carbon footprint 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3355 So, I mentioned the supply chain problem... 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3356 They say "if this car sells they'll build another one". 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3357 It also comes in Blue & Gold 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3358 Certainly! An all-terrain in your price range! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3359 It also comes in Polka Dot 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3360 You can fit three kids and four injuries sideways. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3361 no gas or batteries...but supply chain issues with Toys r Us 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3362 You'll stand out at least... 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3363 No previous accidents which is surprising considering the guy didn’t even have a license! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3364 Think of it as a stripped-down version of the Isetta. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3365 Better - no fuel cost at all unless you count new shoes every six months 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3366 This one has hardly any mileage on it. The previous owner would just take it to the playground and back. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3367 Uh huh .... 300 AAA batteries ..... 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3368 This is the Dumb Car. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3369 It doesn't leave a carbon footprint, just your footprints. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3370 Backseat pedals are optional at no extra charge. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3371 This baby will really lower your electric bill; it runs on gas. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3372 No need to fill up or plug in. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3373 So, what color do you see? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3374 If you are training for the Marathon, this is your best option. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3375 ...and THIS one can hit 120 if the hill is steep enough 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3376 This is from our Flintstone line. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3377 With plenty of leg room. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3378 And your wife does not have to worry about losing her keys 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3379 This one is particularly popular among those having a Middle School Crisis. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3380 In your price range, we have a one owner vehicle: driven only by Timmy on his way to Billy’s house. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3381 It's a popular choice for people who want to re-live their toddler years. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3382 It comes with fuel injected plastic 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3383 It's one owner, comrade. When his hamburger company was sold, the clown moved back to the US. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3384 It’s got state of the art air conditioning. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3385 This one really checks all the boxes: compact, open concept, moon-shaped roof, low fuel price, and doubles as a portable gym to save time on your daily commute. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3386 this one is our classic model. doesn’t it just take you back? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3387 It's a one-owner vehicle, but it has been in a minor fender bender with a Power Wheels. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3388 It's a great car for a father; your kids will love it! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3389 1064 1.2184 0.05991 87 74 7 6
3390 I have no idea why this thing keeps following me around. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3391 This is the most fuel-efficient model on the lot . 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3392 Oh, and it comes with a free Kid's Meal at McDonalds every Saturday at the drive through. orkercaption 1.2184 0.05279 87 73 10 4
3393 This bad boy will make your hair stand up 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3394 'It's not for everyone. But if you're interested, it also comes in pink and purple.' 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
3395 The battery is actually hidden. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3396 It's great for a small person with a really big head. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3397 No, your budget is a joke. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3398 The previous owner was a little old baby from Pasadena. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3399 Sustainable, low-maintenance, fits in tight spots. This beauty will make you feel like a kid again! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3400 ...and it's made from recycled global climate protest signs. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3401 It looks like a kiddycart but it goes 150 milrs per hour. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3402 The Survivalist model comes in camo with a gun rack. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3403 My son delivered this beauty this AM! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3404 It's powered by a two-stroke Flintstone. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3405 In your price range we have this charming subcompact. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3406 Tesla, Schmesla, this baby is 100% carbon free! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3407 And this is the most popular car that parents give to their new graduates. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3408 It's very green technology. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3409 No gas or electricity required. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
3410 It's the only car on the lot that is not white, black, or grey. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3411 The steering wheel is in the middle to make it easy to drive on either side of the road. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3412 What do I have to do to get you into this car today? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3413 It's especially good for clowning around town. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3414 The airbags were replaced with retired clowns 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3415 And this is Elon Musk’s first car. Just the thing with the gas prices so high. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3416 Here’s a little beauty right within your price range. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3417 So we all know the saying about guys who drive big trucks... 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3418 No engine, no batteries, no worries! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3419 A perfect alternative to our BigMac model. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3420 ...And This is the toddler version. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3421 If you’re looking for something fun to drive, how about this baby? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3422 Just think about how much you'll save on gas! 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3423 Its mpg puts those hybrids to shame. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3424 The mpg rating on this cherry is unbeatable: fifty miles on a gallon of organic lemonade. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3425 And the glove box comes filled with candy! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3426 It's all you can afford, true. But it also has a trade-in value right now of about $5,000. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3427 Yes, you can get bluetooth in this! It all depends on the color of your popsicle. 1.2174 0.07113 69 60 3 6
3428 There's no space for a car seat, but kids love it. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
3429 The Sound Shell is an optional extra. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3430 A child's seat is stabdard. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3431 You’ll love the minimalist dashboard design… 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3432 We call this model the Flintstone. Great on gas. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3433 It includes manual transmission and runs on no gas! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3434 Do you think it'll be running in 2024? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3435 Easy on gas, low maintenance, killer sidewalk off-roading! 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3436 Yep!.... a one owner cream puff.....barely used over 4yrs ..... 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3437 This configuration is very popular with the younger demo. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3438 With your credit score, this is as close to a Toyota as you are going to get. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3439 This one carries the option to make balloon payments. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3440 It's Ronald McDonald's old one 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3441 It's roomy enough for 35 clowns. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3442 Gen XYZ will be here before you know it. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3443 It’s only had one previous owner, and she used it to commute to the swing set every day. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3444 You'll be cruisin' past those high-priced gas pumps like a champ... as long as you're going downhill. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3445 And for just a little more, you can even get an engine. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3446 aaannddd finally the only car on the lot within your budget 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3447 Tell them it’s not small, it’s just modest 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3448 Knees out the side windows, sir — it's as simple as that. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3449 All you need is a handful of candy and a dream. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3450 I know, but is electric!! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3451 It's our Primary version for you to drive when you're feelin' blue! 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
3452 This one uses shoe leather instead of gasoline or electric. Gets 100 miles per pair. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3453 Here we have the avant-garde future of zero emissions 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3454 So, yeah! We are banking on nostalgia here, but what's not to love? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3455 It was only used for short drives to daycare. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3456 It folds up and fits snugly inside your coat pocket. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3457 Now this right here comes with a year free of diaper changes and a $500 happy meal voucher 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3458 Our newest tech is cardio-enviro friendly. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3459 Air-cooled, pedals, post-battery. What's not to like! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3460 It only comes in these colors. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3461 You might be interested in our new model, designed specifically for cartoonists. 1.2162 0.05188 74 63 8 3
3462 One owner, low mileage, low emissions. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3463 It comes in full-color options. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3464 Sure it's slow, but it's great at the pumps! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3465 Does it come with a clown costume? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3466 ...and THIS little buggy will take you put,put,put all the way home! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3467 You don't like the red? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3468 . “Better decide quickly because the chip shortage has delayed new models til 2023!” 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3469 It’s never too late to start teaching your toddler good driving habits. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3470 And here is our 'no budget' model. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3471 This baby’ll save you SO much on gas.” 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3472 Usable by all the family. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
3473 This classic beauty is all yours for $6,499. Not negotiable. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3474 All the previous owners loved it! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3475 Sorry, I cannot offer more than $50 in trade. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3476 Way superior to any EV, trust me. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3477 And with this little baby I'll throw in a juice box. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3478 Another eco-friendly option is our foot powered coupe. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3479 Sure it’s $4,000, but it pays for itself with what you save on gas. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3480 And, if you're concerned about the price of gas. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3481 But when you pull up in one of these, people will wonder if you're secretly a genius. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3482 And if you want to save money on gas, this is the way to go. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3483 She ain't a looker but the gas milage is unbeatable 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3484 Going downhill is its best feature. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3485 And you'll save on gas money as well. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3486 I know she doesn't look like much, but she's great for the environment! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3487 It gets great mileage on the golf course! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3488 Now this one gets great gas mileage. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3489 THIS IS THE CAR THAT GOD DRIVES 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3490 And it's a cinch to park. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3491 Correct sir, this has no mileage limitations 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3492 Absolutely it's a chick magnet, but you will probably want to ask for i.d. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3493 You provide your own clown. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3494 Huge fuel cost savings on this one. It even allows for you to inactivate the gym membership. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3495 It’s only been driven by a little old 5 year old. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3496 We can also have it painted like a Smart car 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3497 Yeah. I know. Only nine years old and he just made serious money in tech. Now he wants to trade up for something with a bit more power. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3498 joe, we can't go to the court in this. it does not go with my uniform 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3499 And this right here is the most fuel-efficient you can get 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3500 CarPlay, play car - tomato, tomahto eh? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3501 Perfect car for a Sweet 16! Remind your daughter she’ll always be your little girl 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3502 Let me put it this way - you remember the Flintstones, right? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3503 Yes, it does runs on totally clean, renewable energy. Even better, you’ll feel like a kid again. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3504 It's a absolute steal! It can be all yours at Fisher-Price! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3505 The fact that it's a stick shift is irrelevant; it has no engine. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3506 ...and believe me, in this market? At three grand you're practically ROBBING us. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3507 Only driven on weekends by a little old man in the Villages 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3508 Notice the brass door handles. Thats so it can be used as a casket too. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3509 Get's great mileage! My grand nephew peddles one!" JK Fuller. Genoa NV 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3510 ...and it's our most gas efficient,as long as the wind is at your back. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3511 Our ultimate green vehicle: no gas,no electricity,no battery,no engine,no foreign parts. It's the Pedal Car. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3512 In these colors no belt or airbag is necessary, but you'll have to put a child lock on it. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3513 This one's in very good shape, only used for a short shared commute by a tight-knit group of thirty-two clowns. 1.2143 0.06123 84 72 6 6
3514 It has very low mileage, only one previous owner, who never took it over the speed limit, and the apple juice stains are barely noticeable once you're inside, 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3515 Great mileage and fits one driver and twenty seven clowns. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3516 It's from France!! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3517 It’s the original self-driving car. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3518 Made in America, No gas, no electricity, Runs on Keto. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3519 You will get great mileage 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3520 It’s zero emission and needs no charging! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3521 And here is the prefect vehicle for dining solo. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3522 Now this just came in, and it's a zero emission AND no plug-in class. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3523 ...and you'll save a fortune on service. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3524 Yes Fred, it is an upgrade. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3525 This is a top seller among millennials who bought too much avocado toast 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3526 Back to basics 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3527 it’s the best selling model for generations! 1.2143 0.05342 70 58 10 2
3528 Easy to park, great gas mileage, and sporty good looks… This baby has it all. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3529 It comes with a Yuge Tax Cut 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3530 and here is the only model we have in stock 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3531 This option gives carbon footprint a whole new meaning 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3532 gets really good gas mileage! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3533 And that's Ferrari trying to open up a market in the Vatican. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3534 Right, but there are absolutely no lines ANYwhere to charge it. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3535 Yes, Usain Bolt did start his own car company. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3536 Now this little coupe had only one owner. A little YOUNG lady from Pasadena. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3537 Let me put you in something the babe's really love! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3538 And it's greener than a Tesla. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3539 And here we have the latest from Bedrock Motors. Great gas mileage, they call it the Wilma, a Shoe Leather Hybrid! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3540 It's great on gas mileage and seats up to 30 clowns. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3541 And of course it is carbon neutral. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3542 This youthful model works on ultra-green Flintstone Power. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3543 And this one over here is young at heart and has a very low carbon footprint ... 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3544 It gets one mile to the juice box. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3545 Yes, the MAGA version has room for only one person. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3546 If those climate crusaders get their way we’ll all be driving one of these some day 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3547 This baby’s still vulnerable to supply chain issues, I guess, but hey…no more panic at the pump! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3548 And this is the affordable Tesla model. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3549 …and with gas prices the way they are… 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3550 Unfortunately, it DOES require Premium… 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3551 It holds over 25 circus performers. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3552 If you’re into something truly retro… 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3553 The previous owner was a little young child who only drove it to the playground. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3554 You know what they say: small wheels, big engine! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
3555 This will get you 100 smiles to the gallon. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3556 It's the same model Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend drives. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3557 Want to thrive better in NewYork, and increase your lifespan? Get yourself this precious electric golf scooter for road. No luggage, no friends - just you and your daily baggage. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3558 She may not look like much but just wait til you hear the engine vroom-vroom-vroom-vroom-vroom 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3559 Compact, energy-efficient, and runs on Capri Sun. It sells itself! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3560 A lot of our customers are asking for a future-proof option. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3561 Here’s the new Tesla. Runs entirely on ego. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
3562 You’ve got your trade-in money, the running shoes we throw in for free, and I’ll push you downhill so you can get home and start your savings of not buying any more gas. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
3563 We call this one the Early-Bird Special. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3564 Here we have our only color model 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
3565 No gas, just a 6 pack of juice boxes and some goldfish and you're good for 8-9 miles! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3566 And it was only used on weekends to drive to Sunday School. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3567 I can get you a great deal on one of these baby formula powered models. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3568 Incredible mileage and it comes with fries. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3569 Now, here's one that fits your price target. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3570 It comes with a fit-bit. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3571 You can fold it into your backpack, so no parking worries! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3572 How much for hydraulics? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3573 America's #1 selling car . . . in 1995. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3574 This beauty only had one owner, a toddler who only drove it down the drive way and back. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3575 You just have to get over the small penis stereotype. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3576 Everyone else will want to drive it 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3577 You do or you don't want aircon? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3578 your mom haha 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3579 This popular car fits your budget and you’ll save on gas 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3580 Inexpensive and easy to park downtown -- you just need the thighs of a bicyclist. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3581 Owner traded in for a Soapbox Derby model 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3582 This little baby will get you through 18 holes in 7 minutes flat. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3583 you’ll never have to fill up the tank with this baby. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3584 It’s environmentally friendly and will make you feel young! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3585 You wanted Green! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3586 The car you called about just sold, but this may prove to be your lucky day. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3587 Trust me, if there was ever a car that could make you feel young again, it's this little beauty." 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3588 What it lacks in performance,drivability,comfort and safety,it more than makes up for in color. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3589 Toy? No, this is the 'sub-$5,000. EV he promised. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3590 Got this in this morning. Just 5 K and only has 1200 feet on it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3591 This bad boy can find so many abandoned hopes and dreams in it. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3592 It's only been driven by Donald Trump 1.2118 0.06056 85 73 6 6
3593 Imagine the mileage! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3594 And...the fuel efficiency is superb. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3595 It's in your price range, and we can add chocolate syrup, whipped cream and a cherry. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3596 It's so easy on gas, we call it The Flintstone. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3597 Straight from a hot dog stand—there's nothing to hide. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3598 Now if you want the ultimate in renewable energy.... 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3599 This is our net-zero carbon emissions model. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3600 The Tesla has gone through some modifications since Elon diverted all that development money to Twitter, but he assures us the selling point in this model is it needs less plug-in availability and no battery updates. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3601 It’s the latest in zero-emission vehicles…assuming you didn’t have chili for lunch. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3602 Sure, take your time - this offer has legs under it. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3603 No flaps that come down for rain? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3604 But I don't care about its carbon footprint! Haven't you heard that it's the microplastics you've gotta watch out for these days? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3605 The previous owner just needed it to get from A to B 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3606 Imagine all the places you could go in this… 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3607 our most fuel efficient convertible 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3608 YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3609 It s the latest self drive 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3610 It was only used once, by an Asian Prime Minister, on the cover of The Economist 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3611 This one's evergreen. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3612 It's a Hummer--that's the sound you make. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3613 And this model performs very well in playground crash tests. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3614 It gets a whopping 36 holes to the gallon. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3615 Yes you could get it in a different color but the iconic gold and red will maximize it’s resale value. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3616 007, do please try to bring it back in one piece this time! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3617 So you're saying that this is the only car I can buy with Bitcoin? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3618 Low miles. One owner. Great on gas. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3619 This car runs on 100%, emission-free toddler energy. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3620 It has a manpower of one 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3621 Great starter car for student drivers! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3622 And we’ll throw in the plastic coating for free. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3623 She only drove it to the pretend supermarket on sundays 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3624 If you’re looking for sustainability AND nostalgia, let’s start the paperwork. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3625 …and then there’s our month’s special offer that comes with its own mini trailer full of coloured wooden blocks… 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3626 With no engine to maintain, it will last for years. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3627 We can attach a shopping cart to it, but that costs extra. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3628 That model was what you qualified for before inflation. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3629 You’ll spend nothing on gas and vastly improve your ability to waddle. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3630 It’s quick, simple, and avoids and chip shortage 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3631 Most people aren't interested in it since it looks like Trump. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3632 This bad boy is not exactly “street-legal” 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3633 You'll definitely make a statement with this one. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3634 Well it is unique and eco-friendly... 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3635 You can even fold it up and take it on the airline as a 'carry on' 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3636 Women are stupid. 1.2105 0.06301 76 65 6 5
3637 Zero emissions ... and the kids will love it! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3638 This is supposed to be big car manufacturing's answer to the skyrocketing gas prices. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3639 We like to think of this as the tiny home of cars. Its minimalism and nostalgia are perfect for the Millennial generation. Besides our metal cars are a bit out of your price range. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3640 Perfect for lonely, single males with no hope for love, comes with a lifetime guarantee of virginity 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3641 With gas prices like this, I'd want to be a kid again too. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3642 I’ll tell you what, buy this today and I’ll throw in the loose grapes I found in the trunk. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3643 As outstanding as your future. Just more colorful 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3644 I could see you in the Elf Mobile. But you gotta believe in Santa. That’s the only catch. 1.2105 0.05067 76 63 11 2
3645 It's a close second to the Tesla if you care about climate change 1.2105 0.06301 76 65 6 5
3646 This bad boy can fit so many toddlers in it 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3647 And this right here was once the best selling car in America. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3648 And this baby right here is sole powered. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3649 Safe? Your kids wouldn't be caught dead in it. 1.2099 0.04880 81 67 12 2
3650 And it uses no gas whatsoever! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3651 It's called the Flintstone Fiat. Great for the environment and your workout routine. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3652 And this roomy baby here seats thirteen clowns. 1.2099 0.04880 81 68 11 2
3653 Rain collection comes standard 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
3654 You have the choice of a model with a battery, or the pedal-only model. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3655 Very eco friendly. AND peddling will keep you trim! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3656 Superlow mileage -- the last owner only drove it to church on Sundays. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3657 Not so much your wife but kids are gonna love it. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3658 AND you can take her to thailand and pay for your vacation 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3659 ... and it comes with new batteries -- eight AAs! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3660 All our electric cars are back-ordered, but this one is zero-emission. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3661 Any color you want. 1.2099 0.06265 81 70 5 6
3662 We call it the grocery getter! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3663 Act quickly! A six year old boy with plenty of change is on his way to check it out! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3664 You can bring it up with you on the elevator and park it right by your desk. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3665 The gas mileage is incredible and the humiliation level is out of sight! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3666 Manas the Noble pedaled it exclusively around his yurt. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3667 This low-mileage beauty never left the Big Top, and the clowns were sticklers for maintenance. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3668 We call this model "The Rorschach"... appearing differently to each who beholds it, the technology is designed to reflect the age at which you ceased to trust others. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3669 No sir. This is not a French car this is a French’s car. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3670 It runs all day on a Lunchable. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3671 It’s our most popular model because of its excellent gas mileage. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3672 It's the highest level of environmentally friendly... 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3673 Now this one is for the little kid that’s inside every one of us. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3674 Behold! The urban chariot! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3675 It doesn't get more fuel-efficient than this! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3676 It was only driven around the block between lunch and nap time. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3677 With gas prices the way they are, these foot powered models are flying off the lot! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3678 The previous owner worked from home so there’s very few miles on it. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3679 The previous owner only used this for short trips around her neighborhood. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3680 The last owner only drove it for about a year. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3681 This is not a golf cart. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3682 Yes, we accept Bitcoins! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3683 It’s considered ‘vintage self-driving.’ An American classic. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3684 You feel like a kid again in this thing. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3685 And on this year's model the doors open on both sides. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3686 Now your children can drive themselves to school." 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3687 It’s powered by a tropical type of biofuel. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3688 It’s got great mileage - it’s never been past the end of the driveway! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3689 Here's a beauty within your budget. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3690 This one comes in any color but Black and White. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3691 If you buy this I also have a bridge… 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3692 Great car but the range is only to the neighbor’s driveway and back. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3693 The Original Eco-Friendly Vehicle 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3694 It's the only color in this cartoon. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3695 This one saves on gas AND batteries! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3696 This has been our best seller since the price of gas has gone up. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3697 This is the best selling car in America. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3698 And this here is are most energy efficient model… 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3699 The gas mileage is incomparable but it may require formula. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3700 Zero emissions and plus you don't have to plug it in. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3701 This coupe is very cozy, and priced to move with your Big Wheel trade-in. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3702 It’s only doubled in cost, not tripled like the big boy cars. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3703 It’s theft proof. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
3704 Due to shortages, all we have left is Baby Formula 1. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3705 There’s nothing else like it in this price range. They’re literally walking off the lot! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3706 Only one owner, who only used it for potty training! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3707 You say you want easy handling. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3708 Only one owner, who is now a little old lady in Pasadena. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3709 It’s our most environmentally friendly vehicle - made from recycled plastic and except for driver flatulence, zero emissions. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3710 ...And this model does not depreciate as soon as you leave the lot. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3711 The cops always stop the red cars for speeding. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3712 It's a hybrid: red AND yellow. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3713 It's the perfect solution to rising gas prices. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3714 What it lacks in features makes up for in nostalgia. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3715 This beaut gets over 40 miles to the sippy cup. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3716 This is our last one!" 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3717 And I'll throw in a bike-lock because I like you. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3718 The pedals and chain need replacement, so I can give this to you for less than you're now thinking. 1.2083 0.04395 72 60 11 1
3719 There’s room for your ass and a gallon of gas but your balls might hang out and you’d lose them. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3720 If you really want to recapture your lost youth... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3721 Perfect for that prime-of-life crisis. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3722 Unfortunately, this is the only new car we have due to the chip shortage. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3723 They say geniuses drive red cars 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3724 it gets 10 miles to the banana 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3725 Triggering happy times, it's all the rage with millenials... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3726 ...and as a special promotion, today only, we'll throw in a curly orange wig and stick-on red nose..." 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3727 We’re working hard to keep cars on the lot. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3728 It’s still very economical even when you add the window and door options. 1.2078 0.04271 77 62 15 0
3729 It's used with a very low mileage. The last 4-year-old owner drove it for ½ of mile through Stop & Shop. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3730 It's the only color option. The designer is a fanatic Southern California alum. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3731 You will save a fortune on any repairs. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3732 Stop trying to bring McDonalds back to Russia like this! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3733 Now take a look at this baby! He was here a minute ago... 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3734 Now that we’ve reached you about your car’s extended warranty… 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3735 I talked to my manager and he said the best we can do is this many. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3736 With gas prices these days you really can’t go wrong. @jimmysimagination 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3737 And our latest model really highlights childhood nostalgia while also being cheaper than a peloton! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3738 It will save you a fortune at the pumps 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3739 Electric cars will soon be a thing of the past, making way for this new line of cars that run on calories. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3740 .. for a million dollars, you don't get all the things you never wanted 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3741 it's perfect for running important errands, and your toes. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3742 This the deluxe model. Sippy cup holders included! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3743 It’s a good starter car 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3744 This open-air, two-tone model is emission-free, seats one comfortably and runs almost as fast as you yabba dabba do. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3745 With this model you’ll get 48 toe stubs per mile! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3746 Here we have our most affordable zero-emissions option 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3747 This baby had a single owner. Always wore kid gloves. Polished it with a diaper. Only drove back and forth to snack time. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3748 Here’s our new model for the eco-conscious consumer! 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3749 And this one is in color. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3750 No gas needed. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3751 Previous owner? In too deep on the wrong crypto. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3752 It drove in from Oz. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3753 I swear, Ronald McDonald told me he only drove it on Sundays… 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3754 Wait until you hear about the MPG! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3755 Seems pricey, but given the cost of gas.... 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3756 We plan it as a happy meal toy. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3757 this little beauty gets great mileage. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3758 You're not gonna like it when you're layin in the back goin to the clinic. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
3759 A man introduce a toy car to a business man in a place that cell cars. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3760 New electric model. You charge it on your phone. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3761 ...Or you can roll with this baby if your midlife crisis sends you back to pre-school. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3762 On the upside, it’s the only model on the lot that holds its resale value. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3763 Yes, they are run-flats 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3764 When I heard you say “I’m looking for my first car, I knew this was the one for you.” 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3765 Joey, I’ve told you—all employees need to park out back! 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3766 Now this is still a little out of your budget… 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3767 There’s no engine in it but it’s the perfect “first car” for new drivers. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3768 Low mileage? Yes, 45 traded it in after 18 holes. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3769 I see it everyday. Everybody has a soft spot for their first car. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3770 It gets great gas mileage. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3771 Little shit lost his job in the mine and couldn’t keep up with the payments. Well, that kid’s loss is your gain. It’s yours for $14,995, provided you pass the credit check. We knocked a couple grand off, since the child was a smoker. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3772 Oh, there's a 6-month wait for this model with gas prices as high as they are. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3773 It needs no fuel and if you push that little round button it goes "beep, beep" 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3774 ...and it's powered by a double foot engine. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3775 It’s the cutting edge of fuel efficiency. We call it the “two-feeter.” 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3776 Our new Peloton convertible model. It runs on ATP. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3777 Nice set of wheels 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3778 In this economy, your $25,000 will get you this beauty! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3779 And here's what we have in used cars. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3780 The previous owner barely left the driveway! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3781 The previous owner only drove it to play dates in the park on Sundays. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3782 The cost includes snow tires and air bag. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3783 Well it’s not a gas powered car 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3784 *smack roof* now this here is pure sports car! Can really feel the road! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3785 Now here is a midlife crisis car that fits your budget. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3786 And it has windows! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3787 Nouveau retro styling for the young at heart. ❤️ 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3788 Our pre-owned inventory is limited right now, but we do have this classic in your price range. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3789 Yes! inconvenient to drive - but say goodbye to all those pesky calls to renew your automobile engine warranty. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3790 Admit it, you always wanted one! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3791 Yes, it's a Toy Auto…. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3792 This one's a bargain at$50,000. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3793 Is this the only one in color? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3794 Yes, it’s solar powered and it’s the same model as Captain Marvel uses when he’s not flying. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3795 It got the highest rating in 'Still-Single' category. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3796 Now here’s a beauty in your price range! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3797 Now here's one that really scoots. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3798 With your MBA, this is all you can afford now. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3799 Zero emissions, plenty of legroom, keyless entry, and they’re all driveway miles! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3800 Great gas mileage AND will allow you to cancel that costly Peloton membership! I heard their monthly fee went up again? Such a scam. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3801 The previous owner only drove to the playground and back, so there is minimal wear and tear. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3802 This one comes with a matching pair of clown shoes 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3803 What it lacks in power, it makes up for in leg room. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3804 It is a thousand dollars extra if you want to change the color 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3805 We’d be happy to trade in your midlife crisis purchase for this snazzy second childhood number. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3806 It’s a zero emissions vehicle, except for all the carbon dioxide you will emit from breathing while pedaling hard just trying to keep up with those world killers. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3807 This baby will REALLY take you back. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3808 Its Frugo, model D. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3809 Think of all the money you’ll save at the pump 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3810 Our new self-driving model allows you to stroll comfortably behind at an easy pace. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3811 and now, let me introduce you to our best printing error 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3812 Unfortunately, we only have this model in hot rod red. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3813 I can offer you a $5 trade-in value toward the Power Wheels. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3814 Sure, it can run on decaf, you’ll just loose a little acceleration. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3815 Well, if you’re really looking to eliminate your carbon footprint… 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3816 And you can register is as an antique vehicle! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3817 So essentially, the motor won’t ever stop working…unless your legs get tired. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3818 You have to think of it as an investment in your health. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3819 Guaranteed to make you feel young again. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3820 … and THIS one uses neither gas nor electricity! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3821 We call this particular model the Very Smart Car. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3822 This little beauty was never driven off the sidewalk. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3823 Don't be fooled, it's turbo charged. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3824 Pedal power will be the future! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3825 This one is for those who want to feel 12 again. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3826 This little beauty leaves no carbon footprint but may leave human footprints when driven inside. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3827 The rear sippy cup storage is beyond compare! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3828 'As you can see, you'll never have to worry about gas prices again!' 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3829 This beauty is guaranteed to make you feel young again. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3830 ...but it makes up for it in color. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3831 Try it. I guarantee it'll make you feel years younger. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3832 You just keep to the Yellow Brick Road and you're fine. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3833 This is our most popular model among the younger set. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3834 The original electric car. Top speed of 12mph and a 12 mile range. Essentially a golf cart with wipers. Very affordable 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
3835 Your kid will be left out without one of these. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3836 Only driven to Sunday School 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
3837 This is currently the only color combination 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
3838 I've put a lot of guys in one of these. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3839 I think I have something you'll really like, Mr. Button. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3840 This is the best selling car in America, no kidding! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3841 this is the most ecological car we have here to sell sir... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3842 And for our most fuel efficient option… 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3843 It's all about attitude: think of it as your very own overland yacht... 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
3844 It will keep you feeling young! 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
3845 Despite having to cut costs after Elon bought Twitter,this new Tesla model may be the most eco-friendly yet. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3846 This the European model. It's the 61cm power instead of 2 feet. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3847 Expect this 2022,low gas mileage vehicle to be delivered by January 2033 due a shortage of a vital part and a global computer chip shortage. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3848 And if you’re looking for fuel efficiency … 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3849 Hard to believe that I peddle these for a living....... 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
3850 You won't have to worry about the gas prices, plus you'll get a bit of a leg workout too. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3851 We call this new model “Supply Chain Shortage.” It’s foot-powered, which is bonus with current energy and gas prices. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3852 If you prefear we have also the white model 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3853 The last owner only drove it to the sandbox. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3854 Mid-size? Oh, I thought you said kid-size! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3855 It’s rated #1 by J.D Power and Associates.” 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
3856 What it may lack in pickup, it makes up for in miles per gallon. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3857 This, of course, is our infamous PPY 2000, or 'Pedal-feel-ya' model. Very popular with some of our more indiscreet customers." 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3858 Pedal Power is back! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3859 Elon Musk is buying the manufacturer in a $44 billion,no givesies-backsies deal. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3860 Our latest model - the econo-car! No gas - just peddle... 1.2029 0.05296 69 58 9 2
3861 It's deceptive. The last owner says it seats 13 comfortably. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3862 The advantage is, you'll get more looks than a Porsche. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3863 Electric is for sissies. This new little baby runs on pollution from all the other cars. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3864 As long as I can get financing 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3865 If it’s too ‘Hamptons’ for you, it’s also available in black and white. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3866 If you want to really reduce your carbon footprint, this one gets 30 miles per juice box. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3867 #inflation 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
3868 I am sorry sir, but this is all I can sell you that you can actually drive after your most recent DWI. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3869 This model definitely has that youthful appeal 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3870 Designed by Mr. Flintstone, we call this here the Yabadabadoo! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3871 I know it doesn’t have everything you wanted, but it IS in your price range! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3872 ‘clients have told me that driving this car is like being re-born, sir.’ 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3873 I am red. I am yellow. I am stupid. I am Charles Leclerc. 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
3874 We definitely foresee a comeback of the pedal car 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3875 True, Consumer Reports did rate this model as having the most unsafe airbags for children in 2018 but Gary, come on, it’s 2022, Karen’s got the kids full time. Live for you. 1.2029 0.05684 69 59 7 3
3876 This vintage model comes fully equipped and I’ve been assured by its previous owner that it does go “Vroom vroom.” 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3877 It was previously owned by Jon Voight. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3878 With the chip shortage, this is all we have in your preferred color. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3879 You can juice 'er up at any EV charging station, or just stick four D batteries behind the wheel. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3880 This little beauty is our greenest car! It uses no gas at all. Note the holes where you push off with your feet! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3881 No, I’m sorry, you can’t look under the hood. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3882 Energy in, energy out - it's really a first law type of transport." 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3883 Guaranteed it will make you feel young again! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3884 And of course it also can be adapted to live in during retirement 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3885 Great mileage, and with your teddy you can commute in the HOV. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3886 This model is designed for two foot power 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3887 Its a trade in from the Flintstones. you don't have to buy gas. pedal power. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3888 It's a real Chick Magnet! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3889 The ultimate classic, one owner, with documents....Fred Flintstone! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3890 Let's just say, this comes with quite a blessing. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3891 And this sir, is our "no frills" model. She's a little spitfire, ain't she?! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3892 This model is powered by the driver’s imagination. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3893 Zero tailpipe emmisions and it comes in red 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3894 Trust me, it’s the hottest two-door on the market! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3895 I'll tell you what. Pay in monopoly money and you can peddle off the lot in this bad boy today. 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
3896 It’s both affordable & environmentally friendly. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3897 What it lacks in power and speed, it makes up for in red and yellow. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3898 Low gas mileage and great cardio – it’s all the rage! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3899 Family car? It was made with the child in mind, you might say. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3900 'Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet!' is amazingly fuel-efficient. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3901 It' was a prototype golf cart for Mar-a-lago, designed by the man himself 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3902 You won’t find anything more reliable. 1.2025 0.04894 79 66 11 2
3903 It's useless but you can put it in the garage and tell everyone you have one. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3904 It's the car you always wanted and the mpg is insane. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3905 And for real gas savings, think 'Flintstones'. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3906 Sorry. Our warranty doesn’t cover penny loafers. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
3907 Now if you would look here, this is our most fuel-efficient model! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3908 Any color you want, as long as it's red and yellow! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3909 Believe it or not there are more of these babies on the road than any other vehicle! And gas prices???? PFFFFTT 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3910 ...and this model comes with complete airconditioning. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3911 No need for a/c when there's such great cross-ventilation. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3912 It also comes in red and yellow. Jack Nasar, Columbus, OH 43221 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3913 This color is usually an option. But today only, I’ll throw it in for just $5,000 over MSRP. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3914 And, you can pass it onto your kids when you tire of it 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3915 It's a manual, but the breaks get stronger with age. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3916 Four wheel drive and your two feet. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3917 This one comes with a free Easy-Bake oven. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3918 Think of how much you’ll save in gas 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3919 No airbags, but plenty of air 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3920 It gets 100 miles to the gallon and that's the size of the tank. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3921 It was only driven by a little old lady on Sundays at Mar-a-Lago. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3922 Of course, since you'll be driving in California, your options are a bit more limited. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3923 This says you care about your ego while also caring about the environment. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3924 Good in all states except Kansas. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3925 If you want to test drive this baby you'll need five fun tokens. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3926 The gas mileage is fantastic. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3927 You said you wanted a "primary" mode of transportation. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3928 Ahhh no, an engine is extra. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3929 Its just the right gift for your son's fifth birthday. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3930 No emissions, no more gym fees and I guarantee you will get noticed. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3931 I can let you drive this baby off the lot for the sticker price -- no supply train or Covid mark-up! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3932 And the miles per gallon is phenomenal! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3933 No worries about gas mileage when you have this clown car model! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3934 Although it is the same color as the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile without the Weiner on the roof it is quite sophisticated. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3935 No fuel costs, no emissions, no maintenance. The perfect work-from-home vehicle! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3936 This beats Tesla. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3937 Introducing the 2023 all-electric Volkswagen Golf. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3938 The new manual push system is a perfect fit for the modern-day smart car world. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3939 It runs on chutzpah 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3940 It’ll make you feel young, you won’t need financing and you can walk it off the lot today. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3941 We call this model, The Flintstone, you wanna give it a spin? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3942 It's in good condition for a 1980's model 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3943 One owner, only drove it to Sunday school. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3944 Elon designed it as an infant 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3945 And this is the lighter, brighter, energy-saving upgrade from the Flintstone mobile! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3946 It comes with a three-year-old Uber. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3947 No chips, no gas. What's not to love? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3948 Well, their CEO tried to buy Twitter, so the whole company just went to hell... 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3949 Sure, you could pick something with a better safety record, but think of the money you'll save on gas with this baby! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3950 It runs on renewable elbow grease. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3951 And this model comes equipped with a standard ‘learning the colors’ feature! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3952 It really is true, it's the Ultimate Driving Machine. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3953 Retro chic and the solution to gas price inflation, it's our best seller. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3954 Think of it as a one-person taxi. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3955 It's for the man who screams Irony. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3956 Yes it's red but I don't think you have to worry about getting pulled over for speeding. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3957 The previous owner really just used it for short trips around the neighborhood. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3958 Go ahead, ask me about the gas mileage! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3959 It's powered by an energy source no one understands: Gravity 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3960 Sure, electric’s all the rage right now. But this baby is still the quintessential eco statement. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3961 One hundred percent pollution free! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3962 That 3 year old Tik-Tok star traded it in just last week. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3963 Very low miles, fully warranteed for life against electrical and drive-train issues, no crash or flood history. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3964 The on-board computer is a little buggy. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3965 This beauty is a low mileage Cozy Car! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3966 If your kid gets lost, this thing can send a drone to the parents that commands, 'Come get me!' Here are my coordinates.' 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
3967 It goes from zero to sixty in two hours flat! 1.2000 0.05610 70 60 7 3
3968 and here we have the 2022 Toy-ota in 'Rocket Red'. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3969 Does it come with baby-seats? 1.2000 0.05610 70 60 7 3
3970 ...plus two more clowns in the trunk. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3971 And, of course, you'll want the extended warranty. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3972 This one has a colourful history. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3973 Ah, and this one's our latest 'Happy Wheels'. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3974 Offers great cardio, fuel deficiency, flexible parking, and choice from several fun color combos. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3975 You get to feel the wind through your hair slowly. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3976 It's actually red and yellow AND GREEN! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3977 It's a little chick magnet, for sure. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3978 I was thinking more of a mini van to coddiwomple about in 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3979 This model, a favorite of our youngest customers, can actually reduce your fuel costs to zero. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3980 Unlike other EVs, when this baby's outta juice you just peddle! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3981 Here we have our new gas effiicient model 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3982 Is it a banana-cherry clown car or a babe magnet? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3983 In your price range, this is the best I can do. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3984 I guarantee you will not be disappointed, and you will never be stopped for speeding or tailgating. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3985 No chip required. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3986 Did I mention the zero-carbon footprint? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3987 If your top priority is fuel efficiency, this model is for you. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3988 I promise, you'll feel like a kid again! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3989 Don’t worry, the Fitbit is included!” 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3990 It's interesting how quickly Millennials went through the electric car phase. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3991 ...and it's great for the environment. It works by foot pedals. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
3992 This is not your father’s Oldsmobile. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3993 Forget gas prices with our popular Tesla, not. 1.2000 0.05454 80 69 7 4
3994 It has the lowest mileage of any car on the lot. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3995 You always wanted one as a child,and now you can finally afford one. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3996 With this model, everything is just steps away. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3997 Can you do bipedal to the metal? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3998 Clowns love 'em 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3999 This is our anti luxury model. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4000 This is our most popular alternative fuel vehicle. It runs on milk and cookies. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4001 Without the glass, think of it as a motorcycle with a sun protector. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4002 This model has built-in compartments for breeding mosquitoes. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4003 And it has power-adjusted pedals! 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
4004 And this is our zero emissions vehicle that would fit your budget. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
4005 I think we should push its low running costs and free parking. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4006 Don’t be fooled, this one has a 0.8s 0-60 in the metaverse. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4007 It’s great for solo travelling 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4008 This is the last one we got, given the economy. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4009 Well, this is my most ecofriendly car. No gas, no electric power plant emissions, and it’s BPA free. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4010 This little beauty comes with memories of scraped feet and your cousin Eddie tipping you off the sidewalk. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4011 …and Elon says they’ll be self driving by fall 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4012 And only $3k over asking 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4013 This is a car that tells the world, 'My life's a joke - and I'm loving it.' 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4014 It's a classic. You'll never be happier in anything else. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4015 let’s call it bespoke 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4016 Put it in H 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4017 I want to relive my YOUTH not relive KINDERGARTEN! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4018 It’s American made 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4019 It comes fully loaded with hundreds of Paw Patrol stickers, a pair of sopping wet dinosaur shoes and an assortment of folded over bandaids. You can have it blocking your driveway this afternoon! 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
4020 You’ll get great mileage on this, especially if you get someone to give you a push. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4021 This model was hot in Kyiv until two months ago. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
4022 Baby powered. Ten miles per bottle. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
4023 Our "Regression" model is an affordable and carbon-neutral option, popular with customers struggling to cope with the unrelenting anxiety of modern adulthood. 1.1978 0.05682 91 79 6 6
4024 It's for today's golfer who doesn't bring along clubs. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4025 And at no extra charge, I'll throw in this new EV for your wife to drive. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4026 It was once owned by Jeffery Epstein. 1.1977 0.03990 86 72 13 1
4027 Schindler's Lyft 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4028 -and you won’t *believe* the mileage on this baby 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4029 …and your kids will love it. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4030 there's a great time share option with the pre-school 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4031 I recommend this one if you have kids. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4032 It has manual steering, you can't drive in the fast lane, but it is guaranteed to bring back memories. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4033 And the best thing, there’s no catalytic converter to take! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4034 Mid life crisis. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4035 Are you SURE you want to do this? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4036 It comes with optional pedals. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4037 It is the one used by Mister Trump on 9/11 to visit the site. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4038 You don't need gas and you don't need a computer chip, just peddle. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4039 This trade-in sports even better gas mileage than a a Tesla! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4040 You won’t have to worry about running out of gas, nor electric charge – the range is infinite. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4041 She was a baby then; she's a buggy now. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4042 It was owned by a toddler who only drove it from the family room to the kitchen and back every Sunday. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4043 It was my kids, but I figure I can sell it as the latest green energy model. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4044 you'll get the other half when you finish the payments 1.1974 0.05305 76 65 8 3
4045 In this case it stands for eclectic vehicle. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4046 But it is electric… 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4047 With slightly above average mileage. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4048 It's a bit small, don't you think? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4049 And this is our no-driver, no-gas model. Just between you and me, it's no good either. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4050 The speed isn't great, but it's got incredible fuel economy. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4051 Environmentally friendly—runs solely on pedal power. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4052 Here's one in your price range. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4053 with its luxurious small space, its open window concept, and small price of 249.99, what is there not to love. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4054 The previous owner was a a sweet little three-year-old who only drove it to the playground on Sundays. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4055 ESG-friendly? Oh yes, this is the latest technology 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4056 Instead of sticker price, I can get you Fisher-Price. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
4057 Of course it comes in other color cobinations. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
4058 Does it come in any other colors? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4059 …And this one’s just perfect for your quarter-life crisis. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4060 *slaps hood* this baby takes only 6 juice boxes to the gallon 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4061 An extra discount for military or recent kindegarten graduates... 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4062 Qualifies for Historical License Plates. Saves a lot on your insurance 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4063 hoe does it handle the snow ? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4064 Have you heard of drafting? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4065 It's not electric, it doesn't need gas. But you do need someone to give you a really good push. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4066 This is a combination golf cart and smaller car. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4067 It comes in black and white but that will cost extra 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4068 The only vehicle our roads can handle 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4069 This one will leave a much smaller carbon footprint. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4070 There are no small cars… there are only small drivers. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4071 We are willing to trade for a G.I. Joe action figure. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4072 Of course this model also comes in living black-and-white." 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4073 With the cost of gas today, this beauty sells itself! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4074 Or maybe something in a big boy's car 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4075 This one is half off. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4076 gas prices are not a problem 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4077 It has the added advantage of scaring away any close traffic. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4078 Because of supply chain problems, it's the only one we have with color. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4079 I can only give you this price because the previous owner had a bladder issue. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4080 This baby is easy on your allowance. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4081 It’s cheaper than a Peloton 1.1970 0.05802 66 57 6 3
4082 You don’t have to worry about gas prices with this model. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4083 Forget hybrid, forget electric, this baby’s got a 2 foot-power engine. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4084 We call it the “Donald Trump” 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4085 And this is our most popular model for Millennials. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4086 It’s a time traveler. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4087 Growing up is overrated, right? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4088 Forget electric, this baby runs on running. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4089 Here’s our energy efficient model. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4090 $62,000… although this model wasn’t affected by the chip shortage. Inflation, supply chain issues, lock downs in China and worker shortages took their toll. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4091 This baby has zero highway miles! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4092 Let me guess what you’re thinking. The colors don’t work for you. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4093 No problem with today's gas prices, you just peddle. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4094 Now with this little baby you just hit the ground running. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4095 And with this one you can go to a local fast food restaurant and get half-off 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4096 I will throw in pedal training for free 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4097 We can go for a test drive inside the mall. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4098 It yells ‘fore’, when you hit the horn 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4099 Zero emissions. You can pedal it right out of the showroom. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4100 This puppy only came out of the playroom on Sundays...and they're all sidewalk miles. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
4101 On the other hand , it’s smaller than Smart Car and not as smart. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4102 I do have to warn you that standard options are not included with this model. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4103 This is a classic model more popular with our younger drivers. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4104 No, I didn’t say that it’s safe, I said that when it comes to mileage, you’ll save. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4105 It has some Cheetos crumbs on the seat and a sticky steering wheel, but we’ll clean that up if you buy it today. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4106 ‘Can I interest you in a shoe repair package?’ 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
4107 What do I have to do, to get you into my son's pedal car? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4108 We can remove the color for an extra $500. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
4109 This model here has two footpower 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4110 Get in touch with your inner Fred Flintstone piloting this nifty little number! 1.1954 0.05128 87 75 8 4
4111 I said, This is NOT for your three-year-old." 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4112 And the kicker is she runs on 100% apple juice. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4113 At least you won’t have to pay for gas 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4114 This model has become increasingly popular now that gas prices are at an all-time high. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4115 It's the newest personal vehicle, neither gas nor electric. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4116 Sole owner was a little old lady. In her second childhood. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4117 It has a speed control 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4118 This one is a very exclusive but affordable model. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4119 No gas needed. And just think of the exercise you'll get pedaling 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4120 No car on the lot gets better gas mileage than this one! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4121 It says here one former owner.. wait, I’m sorry… one year old former owner. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
4122 And Trump wants it back he can’t destroy the country without a new set of wheels 1.1951 0.05041 82 70 9 3
4123 For a '79 it's highly fuel efficient and eco-friendly. Outsold the Accord over a 10 year span. How can we get you in this today? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4124 a retail price of $30,000 may seem steep, but think of all the gas money you'll save. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4125 One owner, never left the driveway. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4126 No extended warranty calls is its greatest feature 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4127 This is the only Limited Edition Banana Peel Top with Walrus Teeth model I have in inventory, so you’ll have to act fast! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4128 Yes! But keep in mind--you're an alternative to gas, hybrid, and electric cars 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4129 You, your dog, and your smallest friends. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4130 Pre-collision sensors fill the air bag with Helium and float you to safety. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4131 Well, it's a company car. What did you expect? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4132 It's fairly basic. But, unlike the other models, this one has been fully rendered by the cartoonist. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4133 Only had one owner and she swears she only drove it up and down the driveway. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4134 Th previous owner, Al Gore, swore by it. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4135 Garaged and gently used 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4136 …. and this is our top selling, new Crayola model. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4137 Now, if you're looking to attract the babes . . . 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4138 This model has a surprising amount of leg room 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4139 You’ll need to prove 80 percent disposable income before you can take a test drive 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4140 Sure it's breezy but it's scratch and dent resistant 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4141 And my toes will be..?” “Completely destroyed, yes” “I’ll take it 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4142 This Amazon Essentials vehicle is 5 star-rated 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4143 And here we have our coziest coupe on the lot. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4144 But it’s the onboard exercise equipment that makes this model so popular. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4145 And the best part is you'll never have to pay for gas. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4146 Yes,I can introduce you to several survivors - the key is how fast one pedals! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4147 For a measly $900 you can pedal right off the lot. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4148 Our least expensive one is great for kids. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4149 As for safety ratings, let's put it this way: Hitting anything bigger than a Prius effectively makes you a bug on a windshield. But the gas mileage is fantastic." 1.1944 0.05467 72 62 7 3
4150 Now this classic should really take you back. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4151 Since it has no engine, gas mileage is phenomenal. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4152 Now this beauty gets 120 miles per gallon. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
4153 This beauty comes with its own pea shooter. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4154 There is no engine so you can't beat the mileage" 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
4155 The chip shortage? Totally not an issue. Why do you ask? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4156 I guarantee that this baby will make you the envy of every 3 year-old who sees you in it. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4157 It comes with a built-in pedometer. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4158 Actually,this model was diven byPebbles. Fred and Wilma had a convertible. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4159 Parking this bad boy is like child’s play. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4160 We've got short-term leases in case you get bored and want to play with something new. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4161 I’m obligated to tell you that the red ones statistically come with higher insurance rates. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4162 …and, of course, 4 iPhone-charging ports come standard on all models. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4163 We have a certified pre-owned, vehicle that's great for the family. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4164 This new hybrid is ranked #1 by J.D. Power & associates. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4165 It’s the state-of-the-art in green technology 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4166 I’ll throw in the squeaky horn, no charge.” 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4167 And for a limited time we are offering a free easy-bake oven to go with it if you pay in beanie babies. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4168 Officially, it’s a zero-emissions vehicle, but I suppose that depends on what you eat. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4169 Carbon footprint? No problem. Other footprints . . . well, it is foot-powered, so we're not responsible for whatever you track through the house. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4170 It's a little above your price range but I can make you a deal on it. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4171 It's more spacious than it appears from the outside. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4172 Pedal cars are the best for the environment 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4173 You won’t believe how easy it is to parallel park this little baby. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4174 Just be careful when you brake……I know you have to keep your knees open 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4175 Nine out of ten clowns swear by it. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4176 We call this one the “Millenials can’t have anything nice” model. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4177 This is a new roadster offering on our lot..a throw back to a prehistoric vechile ... but relevant as a today's transport to people's peddle power .. the venhilation option is a plus..... emissons standards approved rating gurantee 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4178 This is the Caddielack trim. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4179 The horses aren't so much powerful as they are made of plastic 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4180 Not your auntie's Ozmobile! 1.1940 0.05312 67 57 8 2
4181 With the gas prices now, it’s a no brainer. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4182 In your desired price range we have this little beauty: 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4183 We call this our nostalgia wagon. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4184 When you look at this car, sir, you'll be lovin' it 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4185 You wouldn’t believe the average mpg on this baby 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4186 As compact as what your wallet can buy! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4187 This is the ‘Woke’ - guaranteed to meet all future emission requirements. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4188 You asked for fully self-drivin! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4189 Imagine pulling up to your favorite bouncy castle... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4190 It’s a peddle-assist, electric car, good for the environment and good exercise for your thighs. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4191 It’s finally here! The environment saving ,self-powered car, the McD! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4192 It goes from zero to five in 30 seconds! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4193 Except for head-on collisions, it comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4194 And, it has the EPA's highest rating for gas mileage. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4195 The most important thing to know about the maintenance schedule is to replace your sneakers every three months. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4196 You might be surprised to know that this little beauty is very popular among recently divorced men, Mr. Baker. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4197 It's not actually for sale. We just put a sticker on it when Elon's in town. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4198 If you’re looking for something a little sportier, I can show you nice Big Wheel we took in on a trade. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4199 Just one prior owner—only drove it during snack time. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4200 Not much trunk space. Not much leg space either, but she drives like a baby’s dream. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4201 Look, we both know your daughter’s calling the shots here. If you buy this car, there’s a chance she’ll color the rest of us in. If you don’t, we’re as good as monochrome! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4202 This Vehicle is the Newest Trend of 2022. Its Safe for the Environment, Economical, Compact and Keeps You Physically Fit. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4203 Now this baby is from our exclusive “McDonald’s Happy Meal” collection. It runs solely on fry grease! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4204 This little number brings out the kid in all of us. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4205 You said it was a good price !? yeah it’s a good Fisher-Price 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4206 It even comes equipped with a special cup holder for snacks. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4207 It's a great value! Very low mileage! Never driven during winter! It was parked in a garage! Previous owner only drove it up and down the driveway and never on Sunday! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4208 adult walker, carbon zero, jazzier than a rollator, explosive elders market should make this a winner 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4209 This one does 80 smiles per gallon 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4210 Our best seller with the tot set… 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4211 It runs on four triple A batteries. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4212 Our elegtric vehicle requires neither gas or charge. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4213 and this is the latest government response to address, all at once, the challenges of climate change, the spike in the price of gasoline, and the acute shortage of auto parts due to the disruption in the global supply chain. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4214 And this is our most eco-friendly car in the lot 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4215 This is our retro wind up. It makes electric cars obsolete. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4216 You asked to see our most fuel efficient model. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4217 ‘Sui generis?’ Indeed, sir, you took the words out of my mouth. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4218 This was highly rated on the crash tests. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4219 It's eco-friendly, has great gas mileage, and your kids will love it! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4220 This little gem is still legal regardless of how many D.U.I.s you've racked up, sir! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4221 It comes standard with dual pedals. It's emissions free, a snap to park, and guaranteed never to need engine servicing or repair. To top it off its actually good for your heart and waistline. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4222 The preferred choice of millions of toddlers. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4223 Beep beep, car go vroom. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4224 This one was garage kept and is extremely low mileage 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
4225 A classic. Perfect for the well-endowed man. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4226 If it's economy you're after this is the answer to your prayers." 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4227 If you're attracted to women who are into saving the planet, it's the ultimate chick magnet. Stephen Clark, Richmond, Va. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4228 the car’s previous owner tried buying twitter but it didn’t go well… 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4229 Dad’s TV time to Mom’s ankles in six seconds! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4230 This baby can run for miles 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4231 Just think of it as a “hand me up” 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4232 It was only used to bring in Little League relief pitchers. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4233 windshield wipers are extra 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4234 Has anyone mentioned to you about our expanded waranty? 1.1918 0.06368 73 64 4 5
4235 This model should Yaba Daba Do 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4236 The air conditioning is broken, but that's hardly a deal breaker" 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4237 It's a great golf cart, but Donald's ego didn't fit. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4238 Yes...It leaves less of a tire print! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4239 This is your eco-friendly, low mileage trade-in? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4240 And this Cozy Coupe comes with no monthly maintenance costs or clowns. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4241 Consumer Reports rates this the Ultimate Chick-Mobile 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4242 Now you can recapture twice the youth at a fraction of the price! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4243 Depending on what you had for dinner, it produces up to zero emissions. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4244 It belonged to a tech billionaire just before he struck it rich 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4245 It’ll make you feel like a kid again! Plus, you’ll save a ton on gas. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4246 One owner. A little old lady's grandson. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4247 Is Bluetooth standard? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4248 so easy to drive, even a toddler can use it! 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4249 The best part of this model is, if you do in fact shit your pants while driving it, roadside assistance is required by law to change you. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4250 Oh this beaut is a real steal -- MSRP of only $28,000. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4251 And if you're in a crash, the steering wheel dispenses a bandage for your boo-boo. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4252 This is a popular model for new drivers. It's available in all three primary colors. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4253 It gets infinite gas mileage. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
4254 This just came in, it's battery operated, top speed 3 mph, low mileage. The only driver was my son. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4255 It gets 98 mpg, but you may not reach your destination due to drivers who have higher priorities than your destination. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4256 Here's our most eco-friendly model: it produces no emissions! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4257 Not only is it electric, it comes with a free driver. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4258 Only one previous owner, a chimpanzee, Junebug, who never took it out of the exhibit area and drove it less than 2 miles per day though he regularly bit out the tires. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4259 It's for a child, but it's in your price range! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4260 Just think of what you'll save in gas. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4261 Think of how easy it will be to park! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4262 And this one we call our “DUI Special.” 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4263 This model is guaranteed to ding your furniture and scratch your floors. After two weeks, it will be used to dry towels. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4264 And you won't need to park at the grocery store! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4265 Urban golfers love this model ...very fuel efficient and easy to park ! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4266 No, it's not exactly an Austin. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4267 This design is patterned after the world’s first electric vehicle, better known as a golf cart. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4268 You can park this one on the porch. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4269 Kid just brought this in today! Looking to trade in for an electric scooter! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4270 Your concerns about gas prices are over with this entry level model 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
4271 It was only used by a toddler on Sundays. 1.1912 0.04804 68 57 10 1
4272 This is our finest model, it’s timeless, you can even travel back to your childhood in it 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4273 And with this little beauty, we will throw in 6 months full comprehensive car insurance plus road side assistance! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4274 We can custom it to fit your needs. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
4275 You're in luck, this is our last one: great mileage, easy to park anywhere, and the snazzy paint job will turn heads! 1.1910 0.04485 89 75 12 2
4276 Most efficient car ever... it has foot pedals! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4277 Especially popular is our one day rental option for parents whose kids keep nagging them to buy them a car. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4278 6 years old, one owner and only 75 blocks 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
4279 And just look at the color on this baby. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4280 And here's how we got around that chip shortage issue. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4281 It gets roughly 9,000 miles per pair of shoes 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4282 Well, the mosquitoes do tend to fly in and out! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4283 It keeps you looking young! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4284 Upkeep is minimal, no glass, free flowing air. 1.1905 0.04444 63 52 11 0
4285 Yes, it's $320,000, but if you buy it today, we'll throw in a Lambo at no extra cost. 1.1905 0.03963 84 74 8 2
4286 It’s perfect for guys who like to putter around town 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4287 Well, but you gotta admit… it’s cosy. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4288 Sure it looks great,but the mileage,in this economy? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4289 Common misconception. It was actually previously owned by Cleo McDowell whose restaurant's logo included the 'golden arcs'. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4290 This baby can fit so many babies. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4291 This toddler only drove it twelve feet (each way) to a Thursday playgroup. And just take a look at that sippy cup holder! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4292 It's small, but it shouts style and charm" 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4293 At least you won’t be in Kansas anymore. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4294 Only $50,000. You can’t beat that kind of deal in this market. Darn shipping crisis. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
4295 How much of a tax rebate do I get for switching to a human powered car again? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4296 Wanna see what this baby can do? 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4297 If you are really worried about gas prices, this is our most fuel efficient model. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4298 I present to you… THE future! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4299 This is the collapsable model. It's easy to carry, so you never have to worry about parking spaces again! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4300 "Of course you can have it in blue and yellow, as well. We guarantee a free change of color during any upcoming wars, as well." 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4301 If you want something in color, this is your only choice. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4302 It's a Feggo! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4303 Low mileage, great on gas, and you can park it on the sidewalk 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4304 The model is absolutely fantastic for the headroom, and uh ... it shouldn't take more than a year to get used to the colors. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4305 The previous owner traded it in for the sexy new chartreuse and aubergine model. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4306 You won't believe the gas mileage 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4307 We call this one tomato-meringu 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4308 Retro styling and 100 percent eco-friendly. You can't beat it! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4309 This will be in vogue five years from now when all else fails. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4310 And this model produces zero carbon emissions 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4311 It's fun to drive and gets amazing gas mileage! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4312 Believe it or not, color comes standard on this model! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4313 Bit gaudy, don’t you think? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4314 The battery pack gives it a 1500-mile range. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4315 For only $2500 more, we can throw in a 1-year paint job warranty 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4316 You never own the Cozy Coupe. You merely look after it for the next generation. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4317 The mileage is this many, but it runs like new 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4318 Can you truly call a car eco-friendly if it’s not recyclable? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4319 This baby right here is not only great on gas mileage, but comes with a free pair of running shoes! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4320 And then there's our retro model. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4321 It’s completely gas-free. Only needs a little push. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4322 Taking over Tesla by storm - no battery to charge, easy to park, and the best mileage per foot in the industry. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4323 Okay, so here we have a lovely zero emissions low maintenance , low cost vehicle, and you will get mega amounts of exercise to boot. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4324 Some guy from Florida brought it in for mini-snowtires. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4325 Now here's something we're featuring while prices are high and inventories low. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4326 Are you cool enough for this beauty? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4327 It's a sharp one owner with only TWO miles! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4328 The carbon footprint on this vehicle is small but you've got to put yours to work. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4329 The last owner only drove it twice a day to steal milkshakes. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4330 Great on gas and no problem getting replacement parts! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4331 Here's one of our more affordable options. It's a four-wheel, two-foot drive. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4332 And there's no damage, even when that smart aleck Jason bumped into it. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4333 How else can you stay green and say no to Elon Musk? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4334 On the other hand, its gas mileage can’t be beat. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4335 It’s science in motion. An object at rest tends to stay at rest. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4336 This little baby here was owned by the KGB before it was repainted in the 90s 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4337 If customers say it's too small, tell them it's "Cozy" 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4338 It isn't gas OR electric. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4339 And this little beauty is virtually dent-proof and has only 36 blocks on the odometer. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4340 And this sporty little coupe is what all the kids are driving these days 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4341 We just got this in as a trade-in. Low mileage and eco-friendly! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4342 The good thing about plastic is it takes 450 years to break down. Oh, and you don't have to worry about gas. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4343 And it's perfect to beat high gas prices. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4344 It gets 100 miles to the gallon!! You just have to drive in the bicycle lane. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4345 It's only been driven a total of 2 miles. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4346 This little beauty is perfect for an off-the-grid buyer who's less than four feet tall. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4347 This is our greenest model 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4348 And... it's the only car on the lot to win the Fred Flintstone award 35 years in a row. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4349 No carbon foot print, fueled by leg power & comes with a Mom. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4350 Great resale value‑‑‑All Wheel Drive, environmentally friendly, AND the only car endorsed by the PGA! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4351 And this is our newest model, guaranteed to avoid speeding tickets on the freeway…. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4352 It's so intuitive, even a kid could drive this one. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4353 Now this baby has room for the dog,but not for you. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4354 Here's just the car to make you feel like a kid again. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4355 We can offer a 5-year lease, with option to cry. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4356 Yes, it's a vintage Flintstone. Bam-bam wanted something more modern. You know kids these days. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4357 MAGA…the ease of hands-free driving without having to know where you’re going!” 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4358 It gets great highway smileage. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4359 It's a trade-in from the circus. You wouldn't know it, but it holds 14 people. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4360 It's ideal in road rage situations, and it runs on Double A batteries. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4361 Yep runs like new, some baby just traded this in for some baby formula 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4362 You said your primary concern was gas prices... 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4363 As you can see, rising gas prices are now affecting sales. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4364 The Interest rate is below 1% as you requested. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4365 The roof tastes like mustard. The body, ketchup 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4366 This here is one of our newer models. Eco friendly with great mileage 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4367 This is the new “Uber Kids” model 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4368 For this little gem you just need really good soles. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4369 The previous owner needed a larger vehicle for his growing family. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4370 We mainly sell Fords, but this is our Dodge-em. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4371 Infinite MPG and is rust-free for life! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4372 It was Ronald McDonald's first car. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4373 Its carbon emissions are only as big as your footprint. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4374 Marketing said we need more color. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4375 This baby's can be yours!! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4376 Luckily for you, we have this cozy sustainable model! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4377 You asked for the very best to save our climate. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4378 Sign of the times, sign of the times! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4379 This one will appeal to the boy inside you who wants to re-live the excitement of driving his own car for the first time. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4380 Smart Car" never really caught on but the "Fun Car" is selling like hotcakes 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4381 Yes, it’s small and plastic but on the upside, it requires absolutely no gas! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4382 Just can't trust the Bandersnatchi. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4383 Our entry model actually gets the best fuel mileage. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4384 This is a boy’s dream - back to the basics - no fuel, all leg power - great for the body image! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4385 It's light and gentle on the planet. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4386 Now, if it's gas mileage you're interested in, you can't beat the Flintstone! Burn calories, not carbon, you know what I mean? I hear Elon has one just like it. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4387 We think these will really catch on with the jogging crowd. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4388 My children took very good care of it, and smoke free. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4389 Unfortunately, you can still get a DUI in one of these devils. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4390 Now, for the most fuel-efficient option... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4391 Introducing the new self-driving tomato! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4392 Of course, the low rider option is lots extra . . . 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4393 Batteries included ! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4394 Perfect for the preschool Uber driver. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4395 With the price of gas, you can’t go wrong as you live life in the slow lane! 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
4396 A true family car. You and your wife can use it yourselves once the kids are done with it. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4397 Only one previous owner who used it exclusively in his driveway. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4398 Battery powered, no license required, and leaps from zero to five in just six seconds. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4399 …and this little baby will make you feel like a kid again 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4400 Think of this as a starting point. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4401 Can you believe it? 3 years old and only 2 miles on the clock... 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4402 It also comes in dinosaur. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4403 Of course your golf clubs will fit. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4404 … this one will last you for ages! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4405 Popular with those going through their 1/10th life crisis. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4406 This will solve your crisis 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4407 Not gas; not electric. It's pedal-powered. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4408 This will be the perfect car for my16 month old daughter. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4409 I think you'll find it is a good "starter" car!!! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4410 At least it's electric. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4411 Our new Trumpmobile. Generates its own methane! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4412 The best I can offer is $0.00 down now with 18-months’ allowances financing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4413 It comes with a retractable sun roof and training wheels. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4414 Doesn't need gas and no searching for a charging station. It's a snap to park, and it's in stock. You can wheel it right off the lot today. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4415 This model has zero carbon footprint and only a few muddy ones. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4416 For those with a bigger allowance, we’d recommend this model. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4417 Not only efficient, it's indestructible. Half-life of Plutonium! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4418 ...& it also comes in a snazzy lavender model, but there's a two year waiting list for that one... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4419 She's a beauty-- a single owner and no highway miles. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4420 Just think how much you will save not going to the pump! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4421 With this car, you’ll be saying I’m ready for some action. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4422 ...and up to 6 clowns fit in there. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4423 This is our sneaker guzzler. Expect around 500,000 miles per pair. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4424 Fully loaded only $35,000! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4425 It's the only one we have in your price range that's zero emission. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4426 No gas, no batteries. All it runs on is anxiety. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4427 Gas saver 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4428 Fully self driving, and what it might lack in cargo space it makes up in gas-savings! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4429 Free wash and binky included 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4430 Only 15% above MSRP. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4431 This one gets 30 miles per goo goo ga ga 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4432 Park it anywhere or just fold it into your backpack. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4433 Oh sir it's very green, in fact it doesn't use batteries either, too big of a carbon footprint❕ 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4434 They say it is hot in Europe, what with petrol prices there. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4435 It comes with a big squirt gun and an unlimited supply of balloon dogs. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4436 No...this one belongs to the clowns in management. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4437 With this little baby, you won't have to worry about rising gas prices OR EV range anxiety, AND there's no denying that it'll last forever! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4438 It’s a trade-in from a circus. You can actually get 12 clowns in there! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4439 Only one owner and low miles 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4440 It's a hybrid. The banana wiener car. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4441 Imagine yourself as the tank of sustainably sourced fuel that runs this car. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4442 Crucially, it contains no chips of any kind. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4443 It puts the ‘auto’ back in automobile. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4444 A must-have for every standing-desk owner. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4445 This one runs on feet! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4446 … Best gas mileage on the lot, but it will really wear on your sole 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4447 Previous owner was an aspiring step-grand uncle … this baby has low miles - cherry condition - never been so much as drooled in! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4448 The most fuel efficient car on the lot 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4449 Designed by Trump himself! It's called 'The MAGA.' Apparently, he believes his followers will by anything he promotes, especially if it has a yellow plastic top and orange below. Please avert your eyes from the tiny 'wheels.' 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4450 The hybrid Flintmobile. The bottom comes off for trek mode. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4451 I'm afraid there's a waiting list for anything else at the moment. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4452 She rides a little bumpy, but you can’t beat the mileage 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4453 And, can you believe it, she's only got 2 miles on her. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4454 Legroom? Now let’s not dwell on trivia! 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
4455 It's great on gas, but not so great on Oxfords. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4456 We can throw in free fabric protection AND free car washes. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4457 Low milage, handles nicely. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4458 So simple a child could drive it. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4459 It goes quite well, downhill. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4460 It gets forty miles to the gallon. Of milk. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4461 This is our latest model. It's called "The Pleasantville". 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4462 Driven by what 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
4463 This baby has miles on it if you wear your good running shoes. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4464 It's perfect ride for take your daughter to work day. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4465 This model offers unbeatable fuel economy and is a blast driving downhill. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
4466 And if you ever need to exercise, all you have to do is drive to the gym and come straight back. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4467 I wouldn't say 'small' - it's.... cosy. 1.1857 0.06528 70 62 3 5
4468 I'm telling you, drive this and you'll fit right in with the young crowd! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4469 Previously owned by a family of clowns who swore they had plenty of room. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4470 This classic model here, in addition to its vivid and bright colors, is run exclusively on muscular power, a unique trait exhibited by no other model. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4471 This little beauty was once owned by Fred Flintstone. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4472 With the money you save on gas and car insurance you can Uber to work. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4473 Milage per gallon? Depends on how fast you can run 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4474 I can throw in a free set of winter tires 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4475 Toyotathon? I’m afraid you’re mistaken. This is Little-Tykes-a-Thon 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4476 Oh yeah, you’ll crush MILF in this, man. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4477 The previous owner only used it to commute to the potty. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4478 It has super glide pedals and you don't have to buy any gas 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4479 The chip-free eco-friendly model is also toddler-proof. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4480 We got it in a trade for a horsie and a doggie. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4481 I'm just saying, you don't buy a car because it's easy to park. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4482 This latest Banaple is roomy and economical. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4483 Brought to you in living color... 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4484 One driver way and never left the driveway. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4485 Actually this is the first hybrid vehicle. It is propelled by the operator's feet and any nearby adult. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4486 This baby's perfect for just tootling around town. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4487 It was only driven in a circus, and it can hold 24 passengers with ease. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4488 It gets 120 miles per gallon ...although the tank only holds a quart. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4489 You should see the gas mileage on this thing! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4490 As a trade-in the best I can do is $7,500. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4491 No electricity, no gas, no battery needed; runs with clown shoes. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4492 This one is guaranteed to make you feel young again. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4493 Per your request, from steering to brakes to the engine, it’s completely manual. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4494 There’s a little wear and tear on your shoes, though. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4495 What it lacks in trunk space, it makes up for it with incredible leg room. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4496 Yes, that is true but it gets 300 miles per gallon! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
4497 It also comes in orange and green. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
4498 Peddle your car elsewhere! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4499 It's the new Ferrari hybrid. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4500 It's not only driverless, it is passengerless 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4501 You'll get double the gas mileage when it's a full moon 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4502 Supply chain issues 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4503 Honk Honk! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4504 The previous owner was a little young and reckless, but in this used market these are tough to find. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4505 ”Best selling first car for decades, everyone says the same things. Makes them feel like a kid 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4506 A family by the name of Flintstone traded it for an electric model. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4507 It's incredibly fuel efficient, though. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4508 The previous owner did a poo in their pants. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4509 This one was especially designed for yellow brick roads. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4510 You will notice that this car in addition to being colorful is three dimensional. Sadly it has no doors. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4511 A sports car might make you feel younger, but wait til you check this out… 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4512 It is ideal for your young teenage driver. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4513 At least their ice cream machine isn't the only thing broken. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4514 At six bucks a gallon you can’t beat the mileage! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4515 It's just come in. Only one three year old previous owner 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4516 This is our emission-free car. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4517 ...and furthermore, this tutone, creampuff beauty was only peddled to preschool and back. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4518 Don't be fooled. This model is fully autonomous. That's not a steering wheel, it's a teething ring. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4519 Comes with a 5 star crash safety rating 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4520 It’ll get you from point A to point B but I wouldn’t recommend it for highway driving. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4521 Yes. It IS shit. But it has colors. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4522 It’s eco-friendly, economical and fits into tiny parking slots 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4523 And now, for Elon's newest creation.. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4524 It's a smart car. You get that, right? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4525 It's perfect for your child's early-life crisis. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4526 It's perfect for the remote worker looking for a little "me" time. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4527 The real benefit of this vehicle is if you are in a head-on you're dead. No hospital bills for the family to pay off. 1.1842 0.05201 76 66 7 3
4528 It’s economic, energy-efficient and inexpensive. But 0-60 takes an hour. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4529 The color is the classic red and mileage makes it basically new. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4530 I have one word for you Mr. Flintstone. Plastics. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4531 E-cars are raging oil fires compared to this little beauty. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4532 It is one hundred percent carbon neutral, as a matter of fact, that is also the only gear it has. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4533 Now, this model is a little more expensive to insure, but we can ensure some tremendously toned thighs 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4534 Considering the current gas prices… 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4535 Here’s what you asked for: auto-pilot, carbon-neutral, and a minimalist design and as a matter of fact, Little Tikes is indeed a part of the ESG index this year 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4536 the previous owner was a six year old girl who only used it once a week to get groceries at her little tikes shop n learn smart cart station. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4537 This is the 2023 model but you’re going to have to wait 7 months to get it. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4538 This model kills with a youthful demographic. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4539 The highway mileage isn’t great, but it scoots around the driveway like a dream. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4540 Didn't everyone always secretly want a Fred Flintstone car? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4541 It might be small but it’s the only coloured car out there. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4542 It’s more green than a Tesla 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
4543 The two tones is a hark back to the 50's. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4544 It get phenomenal gas mileage and you even have to plug it in. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4545 Of course guy can choose the clown as an add on 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
4546 The previous owner only drove it once a week, to go make potty. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4547 It can do here to the moon in 3 seconds flat 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4548 Its only been once around the block. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4549 But think of the money you’ll save on gas! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4550 This baby produces zero emissions and is 100% recyclable 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4551 The only negative is it’s high mileage 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4552 Doesn’t get very good MPG but very low risk of catalytic converter theft. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4553 This one will make you feel 40 years younger! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4554 It’s practically new - owned by a little young lady who never even drove it out of the driveway. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4555 It's the new thee-v... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4556 'It's a Toyota Junior" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4557 2022's second most popular model after the Flintmobile. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4558 it's suddenly our most popular model 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4559 I see you as the tough, off-road type. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4560 just think...unlimited mileage! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4561 Red on Yellow, Kill a Fellow 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4562 It was a family car; mostly local jaunts. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4563 And speaking of hybrids, this beauty offers 10,000 steps per mile! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4564 Nothing says not looking for anything serious like… 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4565 All the options are standard and the mileage is great. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4566 I’m so glad you could join me at Take Your Kid to Work Day, son. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4567 In this market, you can’t ask for better fuel economy. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4568 That’s right, you can walk out of here today with your very own Russian tank. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4569 … and the gas mileage is exquisite 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4570 This is the only one we have in these colors. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4571 Oh no, this one isn't for sale. Meet Wheelie, our pet car 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4572 The owner just turned sixteen. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4573 No one was interested in this car until my daughter painted it. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4574 A classic! And great on gas mileage in heavy traffic. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4575 Perfect for the McDonald’s drive thru. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4576 We'll start with the lowest carbon footprint. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4577 It’ll either cut or cause a handicap, whichever comes first. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4578 And it's easy to park in urban areas. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4579 Its electric 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4580 This beauty is single person powered, very economical, and in excellent condition 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4581 Ya know - gas prices 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
4582 No one will hate you for being too cool. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4583 From your credit record we can show you this particular model. Engine extra. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4584 Used for chauffeuring millionaires ...... from the bullpen. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4585 And this here is our most fuel-efficient model. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4586 No emissions, easy to park, available now, and your kids will just love it too! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4587 Car? Casket? It’s multipurpose !!! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4588 The best feature? It may fit in your garage and not start a fire, 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4589 Great car but doesn’t have air conditioning… 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4590 Driving this little number will definitely make you feel young again. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4591 Of course it's economical, you'll be dead in no time. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4592 It is basically an affordable car without any options or hopes of being a classic. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4593 If you order it today you will get it in nine months. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4594 It's the top selling car in America- what's there to think about? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4595 Only 16 previous owners, all on the same street. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4596 It gets 3 blocks per gallon of high-fructose corn syrup. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4597 One owner,drove it for a year and a half,less than 500k feet and built with durable plastic. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4598 This baby will be great for the whole family. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4599 No, it doesn't even have a battery - it runs purely on the power of the childlike imagination. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4600 It has very few miles, having been previously owned by a hamburger spokesperson and clown who couldn't find the accelerator" 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4601 ...and our most environmentally-friendly option 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4602 Now, I know times are tough, but I think I've found the perfect vehicle for your budget - and it's eco-friendly! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4603 It's for the self-driving baby 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4604 Plug in? No. It comes with a key. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4605 This one is both nostalgic and ecologically sound. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4606 One owner, and I can give you all the finger painting. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4607 And this baby? The owner: non smoker, only 4 miles, always wore a diaper 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4608 This one is my absolute favorite. And it comes in three colors. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4609 This baby comes with our certified pre-owned warranty, good for 50,000 miles, as long as you don’t leave the sidewalk. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4610 It's actually better than electric, because it does not need to be plugged in. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4611 The previous owner was upgraded. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4612 This thing called color is all the rage these days. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
4613 Oh, batteries are not included. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4614 With your past dui convictions, this model should be great for you 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4615 It’s an updated take on the original 1979 model 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4616 Elon Musk was going to buy it, but then backed out at the last second 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4617 It's called the Ennui. It takes forever to get anywhere. All models come with a roof supported collapse system perfect when you want to just give up. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4618 Now you can’t beat the fuel efficiency of this beauty. It gets a whopping 5 miles per peanut butter and jelly. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4619 Our new hybrid model is gas-free and provides a built-in workout as you drive. It’s a steal, priced at $20,000. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4620 Since used car value has been through the roof, we’ve been getting a lot of really fun trade-ins! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4621 We expect the value of this vintage model to skyrocket once its original generation starts getting kicked off their parents insurance. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4622 What a sweet baby 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4623 The best thing about this is that it can’t carry golf bags. 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
4624 WE JUST GOT THIS BABY IN AND IT'S A PERFECT FIRST CAR. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4625 Just be careful, it attracts a lot of speeding tickets 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4626 It has limited leg room and trunk space, but plenty of charm. Plus, the classic color combination and lack of safety features really make it a thrill to drive. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4627 What is the mileage per tbs of vegetable oil? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4628 It's the greenest thing we have for being red and yellow... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4629 And you can always thumb your nose at oil prices with this timeless classic. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4630 No other car can help you save at the pump and get your steps in. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4631 Don't let the size fool you - 'big things come in small packages' my parents always said 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4632 Yes, it comes in blue and yellow 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4633 It's a first edition Muskmobile ..... 1.1806 0.04975 72 62 8 2
4634 You can have this retro beauty all while saving on gas and electricity. Also as an added option we can also make it a convertible. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4635 Oh, not exactly what I mean by a "family-safe" car. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4636 Great for contraception in dates 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4637 This sweetie is perfect for the new driver. 1.1806 0.05708 72 64 4 4
4638 Standard equipment is a Fitbit." 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4639 Here she is! The last vintage, collectible vehicle we will get this generation. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4640 Forget Teslas. Nothing’s greener than this baby! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4641 Naturally, the curved yellow top can be peeled off. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4642 Group car. Holds 10 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4643 We acquired this vehicle off of a very friendly clown 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4644 It also comes in solid red with black spots on the roof. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4645 And this baby comes with no market adjustment fee! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4646 It’s perfect as a mostly primary source of transportation 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4647 So...do the Paw Patrol stickers come standard on this? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4648 And this is what we have available for immediate delivery. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4649 It’s worth the $2000. It’s eco friendly and helps you lose weight. Peloton is actually kicking themselves for not investing. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4650 And this is our Cradle to Grave model. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4651 these are rolling off the lot" 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4652 Repair costs are minimal; it just rolls with the punches. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4653 This has zero carbon emissions 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4654 The Boy Who Owned This Lost His Lease Because There's No Hope For The Next Generation. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4655 And as you can see, this one’s in colour. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4656 Considering the current inflation, this seems to be the only car in your budget 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4657 Zero to six mph in four seconds and one charley-horse. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4658 Look at that classic styling, great on gas and no pesky plugin - live free man! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4659 If you fall asleep at the wheel, this baby automatically shuts down. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4660 She's got serious play in the steering but you can't beat the gas mileage 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4661 Go from 30 to 3 in no time! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4662 Great question, fits no car seats but can accomodate a booster in the driver seat 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4663 The supply chain has really caused us to innovate and we discovered manpower is better than horsepower. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4664 This new eco model will make you feel completely in charge 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4665 You’re a Luddite you say? I have just the car for you. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4666 Don’t worry about the sticker price, what kind of monthly payment are you comfortable with? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4667 Even more advanced than electric! No gas, no need to plug in. Great for cardio and quads. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4668 You're not going to find a vehicle with better fuel efficiency than this baby right here. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4669 It's had a couple of accidents but only one blowout. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4670 I know it's an EV but it looks like my kid's toy car! 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4671 I know the ad said Weinermobile. Our marketer is too young to remember. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4672 It gets 1000 pedal strokes to the dollar.” 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4673 You can really put your foot down with this vehicle 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4674 You just 4 AAA batteries! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4675 This is what 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4676 You’ll save on gas because you won’t want to drive it. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4677 No trouble parking 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4678 What would it take to return you to childhood right now? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4679 Forget Toyota! This is our new budget model - Toytownota! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4680 It’s the only model left that qualifies as “economy” in this economy! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4681 Great on fuel. Jam a quarter in where you fill up and you’ll always have 1/4 of a tank. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4682 This model give you all the steps necessary to cut down on gas. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4683 The horn is on back order, but otherwise it’s ready to drive off the lot. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4684 And for our carbon neutral option… 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4685 No back seat means no one gets into any trouble, 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4686 Barely used. Will bring back the best memories of you at 3 years old. Take it for a spin. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4687 The seller promotes the new car to the buyer in the car store. 1.1791 0.04720 67 57 9 1
4688 Best mileage in its class. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4689 Police in the Villages use this vehicle. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4690 We can throw in a putter and a nine iron. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4691 Kodak used it to pick up film for processing from stores. It's been sitting idle in their lot for years. Very low miles. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4692 It's the cheapest car on the lot, and since you can't kill anyone in it, you won't face expensive lawsuits, so you'll end up saving more money than you pay. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4693 This is our most economical vehicle here at Flintstone's Auto. No gas, no electricity needed. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4694 This car will definitely bring you back to your younger days! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4695 Yellow hardtop,red body (also comes in orange),and tiny wheels...this baby used to be in Presidential motorcade. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4696 I’ll bet it was rode hard and put away wet. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4697 It’s a bargain and the gas mileage is phenomenal! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4698 ... and it's a 100% regenerative energy vehicle." 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4699 Inventory issues aside, you just can’t find a lower emission model than this baby. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4700 And the neatest feature is you can just clip it onto the end of a commuter train and save gas. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4701 Evidently the previous owner wet the driver seat, but our service department gave it a thorough detailing. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4702 This is a classic and you've gotta love the paint job! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4703 Incredible gas mileage. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4704 Unfortunately, leather is not an option. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4705 Ever since the chip shortage, these things have been flying off the lot. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4706 It’s easy to park and very fuel efficient! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4707 This model will remind you of how exciting it is to be young and it’s great on gas! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4708 This here is our Millennial Special: a dose of nostalgia for a nonexistent budget. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4709 Most cars are good for getting somewhere, this car is for when you’ve already arrived 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4710 And it was only driven on Sundays by a little old lady from Bedrock. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4711 And you'll pedal right past the gas station in this baby." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4712 I recommend you keep it garaged on the days scheduled for recycling pick up. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4713 This is new Tesla model for infants , it moves only when babies use gibberish . 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4714 You’re a coffee drinker, yes? This model gets 25 miles per gallon! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4715 The previous owner did his own detailing with a cloth diaper. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4716 This little speedster was only driven up and down the driveway by a little tyke from Pasadena 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4717 If you're on a budget, this is our 'RUBBER BAND NOT INCLUDED' model. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4718 The nostalgia model comes with memories of gas that cost $1/gallon 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4719 It was the best-selling car in the 1990s, so yes, it has huge potential with the 30-40 age group today. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4720 If you're willing to spend a bit more, this is our most environmentally friendly model. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4721 You can't beat the mileage. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4722 Some guy traded it for an electric bumper car. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
4723 At 5 bucks a gallon, we can't keep 'em in stock. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4724 It's the last used model left. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4725 So if your car ever needs service for ANY reason, we have loaners available to you. This one has low miles and you would not believe the fuel efficiency! And when I manual transmission… 1.1781 0.04913 73 63 8 2
4726 This bad boy never breaks down, and neither will its plastic exterior. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4727 What can I do to put one of your babies in one of these babies? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4728 In this market, it’s a great starter car. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4729 And pedals come in gorgeous orange. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4730 And if you really want to avoid fossil fuels and charging stations 1.1781 0.04913 73 63 8 2
4731 Unfortunately, this is all Monopoly money will get you. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4732 No other model says 'the election was stolen' better. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4733 Not a lot of room, but you’ll save on gas. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4734 Well if safety's your thing... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4735 It's not a Cadillac but great for a Caddie. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4736 It was electric before electric was cool. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4737 This works best if you lower the top and stand while driving. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4738 I drove one for years without any problems at all! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4739 I'll even throw in the Golden Arches for an extra 200. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4740 It was only driven once a week by a kid in a grocery store. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4741 This one gets up to about 4 aisles an hour. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4742 This one’s great on gas mileage. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4743 Let's get you into one of our new EPA-certified green vehicles. @feggorama 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4744 Great Buy! No gas, no headaches! 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4745 You also get half a burger everytime you go to McDonalds. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4746 Only with this colourcombination you don't make any political statement. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4747 Yes, it’s the new electric VW Golf 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4748 two pedals, unlimited miles, great for your health. No gas or plug ins needed. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4749 It's got the lowest mileage on the lot! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4750 Our most popular model. It saves the earth and saves you money at the pump. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4751 The hood does come down, but you'll need an adult to help you 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4752 Not much mileage on this baby, the previous owner upgraded to a Big Wheel. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4753 what says "I'm baby" better than this? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4754 This is one of the beetles! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4755 It gets thirty smiles per gallon on a full tank of laughs 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4756 Great ventilation,no A/C costs,and you’ll never spend a penny on gas. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4757 you won't go unnoticed in this going down the street 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4758 Sure its small, but you'll save a load on gas 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4759 Twenty double-A batteries and you're good to go. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4760 Sure it's small, but it's a Chromatic! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4761 Did I mention that it’s also convertible? You would of course need to leave the roof at home. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4762 Even electric cars can’t beat it’s fuel economy. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4763 The Baby Formula One. We’ve weaned them off gas guzzlers. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4764 Here's our greenest classic 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4765 This is a purist's manual transmission. 1.1772 0.05909 79 70 4 5
4766 Yes of course, the juice box holder coverts for a travel mug. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4767 Your other option would be to buy a single shoe” 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4768 You’re registered? What registry? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4769 the pedicure will be cheaper than your weekly gas at least. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4770 And if you’re looking for a more colorful ride; this is your baby! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4771 The new American dream! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4772 Not great range but awesome gas mileage 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
4773 This high tech model syncs mileage to your phone’s pedometer. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4774 It gets fifteen miles per Red Bull. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4775 It's entirely biofuel and which source is entirely up to the driver. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4776 It's an older model,but it does get fantastic gas mileage. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4777 no speeding tickets, no gas costs and parking's a dream 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4778 It's very popular with the young senterians. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4779 This is the Fred Flintstone model. Fantastic mileage, but braking can be a challenge. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4780 With your credit and a baby on board soon, you might as well. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4781 It is our most advanced model. No options whatsoever. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4782 It was a McDonald's delivery van. Seats one and has room for fifty Cheeseburger Meals. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4783 Doesn't need gas or electricity but responds well to imagination. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4784 May I suggest wearing sneakers. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4785 Simple, yes. But you will surely stand out. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4786 We do offer a set of colorful clowns as a very popular option. 1.1765 0.05070 85 75 6 4
4787 Only one owner! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4788 Throw in a year of free diaper changes and we have a deal. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4789 This is the latest in sustainable transport technology,not reliant on fossil fuels or access to a charger. A good breakfast will get you where you are going. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4790 You see that it’s in color too, right? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4791 It comes with a 50,000-mile warranty and free admission to the amusement park. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4792 For a thousand bucks more it comes with a little kid to drive you! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4793 We've added the banana-like roof for compensation purposes. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4794 Includes anti lock brakes,cruise control and juice box holder 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4795 And this baby comes in sizes 6 through 13 double E 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4796 We guarantee quick delivery of this model despite supply chain issues. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4797 …and it gets two handfuls of Cheerios to the block 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4798 It's totally zero-emission. Just put in a cab and go. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4799 This baby never will grow old. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4800 This is our Bedrock model 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4801 One billion drivers served 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4802 Mr. Flintstone I think this will help your needs due to your lack of experience behind the wheel. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4803 "Tesla's got nothing on this beauty!" 1.1758 0.05546 91 81 4 6
4804 Great sustainability awards! Very high energy exertion though 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4805 The wheels on this one can really go round and round. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4806 ...and you'll never have to change the oil. 1.1757 0.04454 74 63 10 1
4807 In terms of green energy, it really doesn't get better than this. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4808 I'll even throw in a year of pre-paid service! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4809 Environmentally Green, AND you can drive it from the road right up to the green as well. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4810 Look at this way. What you give up in street cred, you gain in gas money. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4811 You’ll never have to think about gas prices again. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4812 low mileage, only driven on fun days 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4813 And we'll give you a fair trade-in price for your Green Machine. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4814 It's a wonderful start for first-car buyers. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4815 My mother says Medicare won't pay for this mobility scooter unless she's totally bedridden. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4816 this is a model in your price range and has the sporty young look It is our only gas-free car, the pedals are nicely concealed 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4817 You shouldn't use it on the expressway, but the price is affordable. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4818 We’ve brought back a classic. Its one up from the Fred Flintsone model. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4819 You’ll never lose it in a parking lot - although you might want to tie it down on windy days. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4820 And if you really want to save money and get fit this is the car for you 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4821 Says here "Original Self Driving Car. Previous owner Fred Flinstone" 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4822 The previous owner drove it like a baby. I mean, his baby. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4823 easy to park, even a child could drive it, and you will be highly envied by the kids in the neighbour 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4824 This low-mileage beauty was never allowed outside the driveway. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4825 This model has all the pedals you could ever need 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4826 This is our most popular model: the inner child special. Hopes and dreams sold separately. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4827 No supply chain issues with this model! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4828 We call this 'The Somewhat Intelligent Car.' It does boast great head room. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4829 If you like this, you'll love the Snug Sedan® 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
4830 Green before “green” was cool. 🌎 💚 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4831 I’m going to throw you the cup holder in the trunk area. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4832 Owned by a Nun who had a Passion for Bananas.. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4833 Our first truly self driving car is also our cleanest running model. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4834 There is not another one like it. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4835 Made of 60% recycled materials and powered by 100% sustainable fuel sources. The last one on the lot. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
4836 Why don't you drive this little baby around the lot a few times and see how she feels? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4837 America’s number one selling car……. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4838 And if you like this model, I’ve got a bridge I can sell you. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4839 ...and there's only been one clown driver. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4840 Oh you can trust me all right. I've been peddling cars for thirty years; this one was my first. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4841 We could paint another color - no charge. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4842 Now here’s a classic that’s not only great for families, it’s eco-friendly too. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4843 It comes with free goggles and a white scarf. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4844 This will appeal to the recently divorced, low net worth, attention seeking individual, who doesn’t require a car door. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4845 You gotta admit, it stands out amongst any car on this lot! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4846 Great for the kids and gas prices he way they are its a steal 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4847 Never say the company isn't dealing with affordability. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4848 Sleek, stylish and can handle even the toughest Lego-filled terrain. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4849 It’s Vintage Japanese 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4850 We’ve seen a massive rise in popularity in this model with gas prices where they are. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4851 If you’re looking for fuel-efficiency then the Cozy Coupe burns over a hundred calories per mile at no additional cost. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4852 And the good news is that there’s no gas required. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4853 It’s a recycled pre gasoline vehicle. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4854 And the previous owner ah...Mr. Flintstone claimed the mpg is phenomenal! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4855 It's the first of a revolutionary line of two-leg drive vehicles. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4856 Between the chip and battery shortages, this is what we have for zero-emission-vehicles. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4857 Oxford dictionary defines it as "a road vehicle with an engine and four wheels that can carry a small number of passengers." 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4858 Think about all the gas you'll save! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4859 And honestly, I have two parked in my garage as we speak. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4860 Get yourself in this and your days of walking to the bus stop are over. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4861 So sure, electric is all the rage … but wait ‘til you see what we’ve got under THIS baby’s hood. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4862 I assure you,with this car, you’ll never have to worry about gas prices again. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4863 You'll be shocked at how little gas it uses. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4864 The gas pump is sold separately 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4865 And here we have the original Smartcar, a vintage 1979 Playskool Kozy Coupe 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4866 Millionaires go for the Aston. Billionaires go for this. 1.1744 0.05534 86 76 5 5
4867 ... it's european. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4868 Ask and ye shall receive...the greenest car on the market. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4869 Rustproof. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4870 It's Certified Pre-Owned, by the best Cub Scout in his Pack." 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4871 For the man who has everything, our top model golf cart for the miniature golf course. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4872 This one costs more than that Bentley over there since it only uses gum balls. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4873 And this is our best seller for the Works From Home generation. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4874 this one helps with midlife crisis and global warming 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4875 The previous owner bred French bulldogs and Persian cats 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4876 She's a beauty ... zero emissions and low miles. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4877 The perfect for 2022! Economical, health conscious, low carbon footprint, AND even Manhattan parking is easy-peasy! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4878 It looks small, but you'd be amazed at how many people can fit in it. And it was only driven in circles under a circus tent. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4879 No dashboard display, but the gas mileage sells itself. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4880 It's 35 callouses to the mile! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4881 Remember your first banana-seat bicycle 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4882 With the federal tax credit,I can get you into this baby for $64.99 ! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4883 This little beauty -- the Nogo 350 GSM fuel-less vehicle -- is our global sanctions model 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4884 It especially appeals to younger drivers. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4885 It's what all the cool kids are driving. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4886 '' And the sporty colours makes it look like it could go faster..." 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4887 It's not so much as "What do I have to do to put you in this car today," as "How will you get yourself out of this car tomorrow." 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4888 Orignal owner surrendered this one to the curb. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4889 And this is our midlife crisis special. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4890 You can ride clean or dirty in this bad boy! If you get pulled over, just identify as a child to get off with no ticket. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4891 We have a limited selection of electric cars. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4892 Zero emissions, zero horsepower, also comes in black and white if that's what you like. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4893 It's only got 6 miles on it. Tommy went up and down his parents driveway 3,856 times. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4894 And this one’s great for navigating aisles 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4895 Everyone will know you arrived when you show up in this stunner! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4896 Yeah, I’ve got the title. Shows four owners. Conner, Tanner, Tyler, and Hunter, all with the last name Schwartz. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4897 Someone traded this classic in? I might buy it to relive the glory days! 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4898 This fine automobile is perfect in bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4899 The previous owner just turned five and wants a 'big boy' bike for Christmas. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4900 This is Moscow’s new EV they call the Putin Putt-Putt XL. It gets almost as many laughs to the mile in Ukraine than one of Russia’s military vehicles. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4901 This beauty was previously owned by a little ‘ol 7 year-old from Pasadena. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4902 We can give you $5000 on a trade in. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4903 This one will really bring out the kid in you. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4904 Perfect for drive-bys. 1.1733 0.04400 75 67 6 2
4905 We received a glowing endorsement from President Trump for this model! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4906 Come around to this side and let me show you the gas tank. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4907 …and this little beauty runs on Goldfish Crackers. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4908 Super low mileage! The original owner was in Time Out a lot. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4909 The best part is, no credit check financing is available! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4910 The gas mileage can’t be beat. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4911 Hi, and welcome to today's episode of 'Buying Luxury '. As always, I'm your host Beep-Beep, your favorite red and yellow car. Today, we've got a special treat for you, two new human models, both male, with a price tag of $100,000 each. 1.1733 0.05493 75 67 4 4
4912 Better act fast, with todays gas prices this baby is outselling everything on the lot! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4913 It's the smart car for the new midlife crisis 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4914 This is the only electric we have that is available for immediate delivery, and it is surprisingly affordable. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4915 Easy on gas, low miles. Last time I drove one of these I felt like a kid again. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4916 It's a sporty little number and great on gas 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4917 Just because I like you, I’ll throw in the optional two-foot acceleration and braking system for free. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
4918 The perfect nerd mobile….. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4919 Sell this and you’ll earn a share of the Sales Performance Incentive Fund 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4920 And it gets excellent gas mileage 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4921 This one’s low mileage AND talk about a low carbon footprint… 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4922 They say nostalgia ain’t what it used to be but wait til you get a load of this 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4923 you mentioned you have an affinity for classic cars? They don’t make them like they used to; this little beauty is indestructible and timeless. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4924 It runs on pedal power. No gas required! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4925 This is what your price range would get you in used cars today! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4926 This little number is deceivingly roomy on the inside. It holds 31 clowns. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4927 It’s only $5,000 over sticker! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4928 It tells the world, “I’ve made it, and I can have the toys I’ve always wanted.” 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4929 This the only car that isn't white. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4930 Elon Musk once saw this as the future of the electric car. Now it is just an old golf cart with seats that smell like teen spirit. Interested? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4931 As far as green cars go, this baby never needs fuel. With all of the money you save it will keep you within your budget requirements. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4932 You will get sobriety and rejuvenation at once 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4933 And here's the eco-friendly option, perfect for those looking for a smaller footprint. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4934 And once you're done paying alimony, you can donate it to a day care center and get a write-off! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4935 And this is the all-new Toyota Crayola! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4936 And this model will make you feel like a young man again! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4937 Low miles because the previous owner never left the driveway, and because it’s made out of 100% recyclable materials it’s more environmentally conscious than a Tesla. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4938 This one is a hybrid. The electric version will arrive as soon as Tyco resolves their supply chain issues. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4939 And you’ll never have to worry about high gas prices again! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4940 And here we have this year’s top seller, the Cozy Coupe. It’ll keep you runnin’ for years to come! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4941 requires no maintenance or fuel! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4942 Its previous owner was a dog who only drove it once a week. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4943 And the gas mileage? Forget about it. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4944 All we need to do is a credit check and you can drive it off the playground! 1.1719 0.06514 64 57 3 4
4945 4 year old or Flintstone car they both are in 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4946 Elon Musk used to play in this when he was a kid. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4947 This baby runs on natural shale energy Ala the Flinstones 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4948 It's our most sustainable model. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4949 This one comes fully equipped for all your “Do By Self” needs. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4950 The previous owner was a little, old toddler that only rode it on Sundays. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4951 … and this cozy coupe is not only cute and colorful but leaves only a shoe size footprint on the environment! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4952 This one’s in your price range. No engine, but she’s got a lotta style! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4953 The car is a piece of crap but it will add color to your driving experience. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4954 Just came in, gasless, energyless, the next big thing. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4955 Think of the money you'll save on gas! 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4956 CARFAX said previous owner only drove it the driveway. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4957 The mileage is fantastic and we can get it in Ice Blue if you want to be less conspicuous! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4958 With the cost of gas these days, this is the most expensive vehicle on the lot. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4959 You’ll never have to think about gas prices again. And your kid can drop you off on their way to preschool. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4960 I'd recommend moving fast. They're literally running off the lot. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4961 We brought this model back for Millennials’ taste and budget. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4962 It was owned by a little two year-old who only drove it to play dates on weekends. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
4963 Well, it's not measured by horsepower. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4964 And it also very green. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4965 For what it's worth, it's better for the environment. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4966 Perhaps you'd be more interested in one of our affordable engine-less models. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4967 The clown who sold it to me insisted it fits more people than you'd think. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4968 …and should you run out of gas you can take advantage of our ‘peddle power’ benefit. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4969 So the good news is: parallel parking is easy peezy. The bad news is: if you're in an accident, even with a tricycle, you probably won't make it. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4970 This is our new MAGA model. But it only runs on $2 gas. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4971 And the best part, the roof comes off, giving it that real sports car look. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4972 Sir this is specially designed for the rising number of single people in the US 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4973 It’s extremely eco-friendly, you save a fortune on gas, and best of all it’s colorized. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4974 This one’s on sale — I’ll let you have it for Fisher Price. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4975 This model is a Very Smart Forone. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4976 it’s a conversation starter… just sits in your driveway “ l d soderlind, mpls, m 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4977 You can see she’s a beaut, and I’ll even supersize her for you at no added cost. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4978 One of the originals from the McDonald’s crew, this beauty gets a whopping 30 miles per the milkshake 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4979 So this is only color we have on the lot 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4980 Saves on fuel AND electricity! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4981 Vintage cars are all the rage. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4982 It comes with a year full of Nikes. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4983 You said you wanted something that would save you money on gas 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4984 I don't know comrade , some clown named Ronald said he was leaving the country and will not have use of it any longer 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4985 With gas at five dollars, you're going to love the mileage! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4986 This is exciting, fresh off the shelf, no gas required.” 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4987 You're looking at no annual fuel costs, minimal insurance, and nearly new tires which in this inflationary environment is very appealing. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4988 ….and… you can drive it in on the golf course! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4989 We recommend this for new drivers. Safe, slow vehicle; good starter car. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4990 For ultimate sustainability: No fossil fuel or charging station required 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4991 And this, our economy model, uses Pedal Power 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4992 I can offer you a competitive discount on this gem. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4993 *slaps roof of car* You can fit so much smashed shins in this baby! 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4994 Think of it as a throwback to the simpler times in your life. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4995 Now how about this one air, it’s only had one careful baby driver 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4996 ...and this is our prototype for next year's median worker's salary. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4997 Yes sir, this is the most eco-friendly vehicle on the market. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4998 Fuel-efficient,100% washable,and low mileage - only driven halfway down the block! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4999 You won’t have to worry about gas prices with this baby 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5000 This one is our top safety pick. First the market with built-in child seats, you know. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
5001 only one owner.a F. Flintstone. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5002 You asked to test drive a car within your budget. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5003 This model accelerates the world’s transition to sustainable energy 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5004 That's not the sticker price, it's just a cute sticker. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5005 100 percent gas free, unless you're overdoing it on fiber. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5006 I wouldn't put my sixteen-year-old daughter in anything else. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5007 The pedals are an add-on option. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5008 Our latest renewable model. 1.1695 0.04926 59 51 7 1
5009 It’s probably gonna be both your Christmas and your birthday present, and you’ll have to be on a downhill to get anywhere- but it sure is fun to drive. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5010 It’s small, human powered, colorful, and previously owned by Fred Flintstone. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5011 The downside is that it only comes in one color 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5012 …safe for ages 192 months and up. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5013 This is our new PV model. No gas tank or battery. Just pedals. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5014 “And this beauty right here is our most popular among the infant demographic.” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5015 Now this one is eco friendly and strengthen’s your calf muscles. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5016 You’re not overcompensating, but it will make you look like a big boy. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5017 This retro model provides an escape to simpler times. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5018 Talk about low mileage. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5019 …and here we have the car equivalent of a McDonald’s Happy Meal! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5020 This is the first model from our perverbially new ESG line 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5021 By Pleasantville rules, the vibrant colors of this car would imply that we just had sex 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5022 Elon Musk expects to use it for his trips to Twitter headquarters. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5023 Your bonus is a bit late this year. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5024 Not sure how many owners but picked it up from the curb of a really great neighborhood. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5025 Is that a clip on tie? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5026 It’s our most fuel efficient model 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5027 This one has a horn and a door…and I’ll throw in the air. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5028 And it comes in any color you want. As long as it's mustard and ketchup. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5029 The only footprint you'll leave behind in this baby, is your own. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5030 This is our answer to the gas hike, and you won't have to remember where you left your keys. Anita Barlow 1.1692 0.05174 65 57 6 2
5031 The perfect fit for your Barcelona escapade 1.1692 0.04142 65 55 10 0
5032 And this is our newest model of Mini Cooper. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5033 Pedals are optional,of course. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5034 Don’t be footed, it really is green! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5035 You don’t need a license or proof of insurance, but you do have show me that you can tie your big-boy shoes all by yourself. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5036 Uses very little gasoline. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5037 This bright sporty model will shake those midlife blues 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5038 Great mileage, runs on juice boxes . . . 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5039 Due to supply chain issues, Tesla decided to change their approach to the affordable model 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5040 And this little beaut is REALLY going to save you in the gas department. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5041 this one fits your budget. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5042 No $6 gas required 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5043 it comes with whine for free 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5044 …and the best part is that its carbon footprint is a child’s size 3! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5045 This is the last car in the lot in your price range. Lowest I can go is 60k. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5046 My daughter got the Thomas the Train edition for her 5th birthday and loves it. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5047 You wouldn’t believe the gas mileage. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5048 Our newest and most economically-resilient version for times like these 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5049 We are privileged to share with you our first ever inflation proof car… with everything happening in Ukraine, you know this is your best option. 1.1692 0.04142 65 55 10 0
5050 The Flintstones got nothing on this baby. Clean feet my man. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5051 With this little beauty you can walk right past the gas pump. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5052 Now, our "Flintstone" model here is extremely energy efficient, especially when travelling downhill. 1.1690 0.04005 71 61 10 0
5053 ...very low mileage, the last owner simply turned 6 and grew tired of it. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5054 We're marketing it to the bib-life crisis demographic. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5055 He's gone -- all we had left were his hair and tie 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5056 Lowest carbon footprint of any vehicle on the market, 100% recyclable--This baby's a classic. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5057 You'll never be tempted to drag for ownerships. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5058 It's a hybrid. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5059 Not only is this baby fuel efficient, it will also make you feel young again! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5060 Our most economical model. It comes with the option to use your feet. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5061 It’s the best selling car in the US. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5062 This will make you feel young again! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5063 It's the only vehicle that needs no gas, no battery, no high-insurance rate, and is totally eco-friendly! Can't beat the price. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5064 My four year old let me spif it up and electrifry it. You’ll love it. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5065 And this one doesn’t even need electricity. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5066 This is our pride and Joy! Only driven to the stop sign and back every Saturday! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5067 We can get you in this for under 9K! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5068 Guaranteed 100% climate friendly--you pedal. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5069 It’s our finest cozy coupe and it’s eco friendly.” 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5070 Previous owner only used it to go to kindergarten. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5071 We do have one environmentally friendly model that fits your price range. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5072 This car is good sir u should buy it sir now 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5073 Bidenmobile... “runs on hot air.” 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5074 Recapture your youth and feel young again! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5075 Perfect car for today’s gas prices 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5076 And if the red convertible doesn’t scream “my life hasn’t gone as planned” loud enough, we have this 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5077 The pinnacle of modern design, a simple, efficient and functional car. Perfect for the modern citizen! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5078 Low miles, great headroom, it’s everything you’ve come to expect from a pre-owned Fisher-Price. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5079 It can go from 0 to 60 in 2.3 seconds. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5080 It is ideal for a round trip. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5081 The warranty package includes a lifetime of memories. 1.1688 0.05963 77 69 3 5
5082 Runs on a 9V battery beats buying gas 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5083 We can clean this up and return it to you as a lifeless sketch by the end of the week. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5084 Its previous owner was a very small child... 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5085 What can I do to crowbar you into this car today? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5086 Think about all the gas expenses you will be saving 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5087 It's our best seller. It only comes in the Chinese flag colors, and no, your wife couldn't have seen it at Walmart. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5088 It’s really good on mileage 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5089 This belonged to my kid. Very low mileage. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5090 Let me tell you what - the ladies go wild for this thing." 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
5091 It might have been more accurate to say “BUY ONE, GET SOMETHING ELSE.” 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
5092 I'm sure we can get you a fantastic trade-in offer. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
5093 I thought you said any color as long as it's black 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
5094 The dent? Let's just say, never drink from a sippy cup while driving. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5095 These things are flying off the lot. Darn tornado country. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5096 Our newest "EV" - environmental vehicle. It won't take you far, but you'll arrive with a clear conscience. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
5097 What supply chain crisis! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5098 ...and it doesn't need semi-conductor chips. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5099 This is our latest eco-model. It doesn't require gasoline or lithium to make it move. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5100 Yes, its small but rugged. Built entirely of recycled legos. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5101 This was designed for Trump but he wanted a door. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5102 You’ll love it. One of a kind. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5103 It was just approved by the FDA for adults 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5104 You get used to it! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5105 It’s kind of like the Flintstone mobile - a real gas saver. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5106 You just can't beat its gas mileage. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5107 Better mileage than Tesla and costs just a bit more than a Peloton. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5108 It's pretty carbon-neutral. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5109 Best gas mileage in the lot. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5110 And you won't believe the gas mileage! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5111 It looks very green on the driveway, you don't have to drive it. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5112 This little red sports car comes in manual with no safety features 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5113 Quite frankly, it is the only coupé on our lot that makes economical sense to purchase in 2022 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5114 We get a lot of Corvette trades on these, as the owners continue to regress. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5115 The pedals are adjustable and also work in reverse. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5116 Whether you’re a man with everything, or a man with nothing, this car’s for you! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5117 Look, I can't make any specific promises about how much pussy it'll bring in — you know that. But what I can tell you is this: The last guy I put in one of these is chewin' titty on the regs. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5118 It's the latest thing in your price range. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5119 And if you think the engine is quiet, wait ‘til you hear the horn. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5120 Hang on. I'll go in back with a bubblegum cigar and pretend to run that by my manager. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5121 This baby will fit so many toddlers! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5122 This model has great fuel economy and you’ll never struggle for parking again. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5123 Complete with open floor boards, so you can do the accelerating yourself. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5124 only one owner, a little old lady who drove it on a yellow brick road. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5125 It gets 30 smiles to the gallon. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5126 This is our cheapest zero emissions model. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5127 I'm sorry, Mr. Smith. The Kelly Blue Book says it's just not worth any more than this. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5128 It's familiar, cozy, easy to park, and a perfect choice for your immature 16-year-old. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5129 You can’t have this one, but I can get you on a six month waitlist. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5130 Yes, there are drawbacks, but you will never worry about gas prices again! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5131 Based on a classic Shriner's parade car design, it was made with a 3D printer and recharges with a USB connection. For you, $21,500, and I'll throw in a fez. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5132 Now this model gets extreme gas mileage. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5133 [slaps the hood] this baby’ll hit 60 in 4 seconds flat 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5134 Lots of fender benders but very low mileage 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5135 You can also upgrade to the clownless version. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5136 Just pretend you’re in Naples 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
5137 There is no carbon footprint with this model,only a REAL footprint. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5138 This one is easy to push. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5139 It’s vintage! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5140 And here, we have a celebrity vehicle once owned by Bozo the Clown. It has many happy clown-miles still left in it. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5141 new spare option 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5142 70 miles per gallon on the highway. 110 in the backyard. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5143 Yes, I promise, it's what Elon drives. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
5144 And the best thing is, your wife will never lose this little stand-out in a Costco parking lot. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5145 I say start 'em young and have a customer for life! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5146 And the beauty of this baby is, deliveries are not being held up by the chip shortage. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5147 You can slow walk it off the lot today if you leave me a shoe. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5148 Runs on inline 10 toes. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5149 This model is the most popular with the younger crowd 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5150 2023 twitterauto 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5151 ...and the interior is large enough to hold 13 clowns! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5152 Inspired by Fred Flintstone, this baby is a real gas saver. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5153 And just think how good she is on grass...I mean gas. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5154 This is our weeny winner. tiny and not costly. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5155 This one's a classic—great for a quarter-life crisis. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5156 This bullpen special comes with a spittoon 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5157 This model comes with a child only recommendation. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5158 ' "With the money saved on gas you could send a kid to college." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5159 This one comes with a rattle. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5160 This bad boy your dad won't let you drive 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
5161 Now this one’s a guaranteed chick magnet. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5162 So here’s what you can actually afford! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5163 Maybe this will help prove your point. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
5164 That will be $100,000. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5165 And this beauty is how our car dealership is getting around the chip shortage - would you like a test drive ? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5166 Still a bit of ketchup smeared on the inside, but it rolls like a dream. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5167 Shoes are cheaper than brake pads, so it’s a smart buy. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5168 Your first car! Also out of your budget, thanks to inflation. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5169 Top of the line make and model, only 25$! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5170 But on the plus side, you can skip leg day! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5171 And, last but not least, our retro coupe car! And, bonus, it’s kinda like the new Peleton! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5172 Introducing our new energy efficient compact vehicle - powered by human feet. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5173 Have you seen gas prices these days? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
5174 And today we are running a limited offer with purchase of vehicle, which includes all weather, all terrain sneakers with a limited 50,000 mile warranty. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5175 let's forget about gas hikes with this Cozy, Tikes 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5176 Now for short commutes, this baby’s even more fuel efficient than the Tesla. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
5177 It's great for the inner child in you 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
5178 It's for "Bring your kid to work" day. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5179 ...and for a modern, Stone Age guy like you... 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
5180 It’s a throwback to the flintstones of your youth 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5181 It’s perfect for the 56% of Americans that don’t have a thousand dollars for an emergency.” 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5182 Given supply chain problems, it's all the car we could build. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
5183 The last owner had it for just two years and only had a few minor accidents in the driver's seat. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5184 Apparently, McDonald's wants to enter the EV space. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5185 Never been to an amusement park? Here’s your chances, assuming you have insurance. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5186 It's all the rage: vintage, noise-free, environmentally-friendly and it will make you feel young again! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5187 This is the latest in ultra-economical transportation. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5188 And you can upgrade from the cardboard tubes to plastic straws for just another 7 Grand. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5189 The self-driving model won't be available until next year. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5190 It's very eco-friendly 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5191 I bet The Little Tyke is reminiscent of your first car. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5192 It’s a little slower than some of your other models out there, sure, but it’s carbon footprint is best-in-class. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5193 This model is an excellent choice for your daughter’s first car. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5194 Prospective buyer - “What a piece of junk” Seller - *slaps car roof* “She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts, kid. A great family starter car with zero emissions, plenty of exercise, and a lifetime of free happy meal meals.” 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5195 Tony my boy....There's a seat for every ass. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5196 Trust me, this won't lose its value when you drive it off the lot... even in this economy 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5197 ,,,,, and no electronics to worry about. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5198 Due to inflation, this IS the only car in your budget 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5199 It's the latest trend in energy efficient automobiles. We call it the Flintstone. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5200 With gas at $6/gallon, this retro coupe is the automobile for you. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5201 This is one vintage and literally consumes no fuel. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5202 Only 500 miles, tires are good and normal crash damage! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5203 ...Zero emissions and a new paint job! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5204 Now if you're looking for fuel efficiency this model can't be beat. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5205 Due to the chip shortage, these are the only new cars we can get. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5206 If you really want to feel young again, this model is for you 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5207 A Mercedes? Not quite, but it has more personality. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5208 It’s the closest I can get you to a convertible Tesla. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5209 It’s either this or the Popemobile, up to you - I don’t make the rules! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5210 It's an old classic. Your grandfather probably had one once. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5211 With its patented “use your own legs” feature, this beast has unlimited mpgs 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5212 I checked with my boss, and we can sell you his son's car for $25,000. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5213 This is the Flintstone model .. very fuel efficient . 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5214 This is the only thing we have in your budget. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5215 You get 5 yards to the push outta this bad boy” @kev_dawg_1 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5216 the economy model here, should fit your budget 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5217 It's our only model suitable for sidewalks and golf courses, as well as school zones. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5218 And if you run out of of power the AAA wil be along with some AAs. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5219 Features include a horn and a sippy cup holder... 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5220 It's this way or the highway. You can't do both at once. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5221 All the youngins are driving them! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5222 I know it doesn't look like much, but you also get free fries for life. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5223 I hope you can drive manual 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5224 This is your base but the upgraded model comes with a pinwheel. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5225 It was owned by an 80-year-old widow who rarely drove it. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5226 This model is particularly popular in Brooklyn. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5227 It doesn't have an engine and you'll have to push it, but at least you can tell everyone at the office that you bought a new car! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5228 My grandson calls him Mr Lello. Who can resist that? 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5229 Only Driven on Weekends by Fred Flintstone 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5230 The chips in these models are quite elementary. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5231 We keep this on the lot to remind people automakers have improved travel.This was the Flinstones very first upgrade back in the day 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5232 Just think of all the gas money you’ll be saving! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5233 With our fuel efficient dual step transmission, you won't have to worry about rising gas prices. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5234 Because of the chip shortage, this is what your 60k budget qualifies you for. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5235 I know you had your eyes on that new BMW but with a credit score like yours, why don’t we take this bad boy for a drive? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5236 not only do the colors pop, but it gets great miles per pedal 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5237 This is our most eco friendly model. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5238 As a crypto investor, you might want to consider our entry model. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5239 And this started out as a clown car for Ringling Brothers. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
5240 It'll get you from Point A all the way to Point Z. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5241 Well you’ll never pay another dime for maintenance 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5242 And just think - no high priced gasoline! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5243 And it’s zero emission. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5244 This model is designed like your child's Walkie, No Gas required, just pedal power... 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5245 your single life goes well with this car 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5246 Say goodbye to gas. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5247 Parking is a breeze and you'll never have to pay a gas bill again! 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5248 Its only previous owner was a little old clown from Pasadena. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5249 Yes, trade-ins have skyrocketed but you’re missing the training wheels. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5250 It doesn't come loaded, but you need be to drive it. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5251 You can always repaint it if you do not like the colors. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5252 To fully protect the environment, we replaced the electric motor with pedals 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5253 ...and best of all, you'll never have to worry about the price of gas. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5254 This one has great gas mileage. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5255 Pedals included. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5256 The insurance is negligible because it cannot damage other vehicles and no one will steal it. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5257 But no computer chips in this model: you can take one home today! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5258 Just jump over the half moon to start it.” 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
5259 It's not exactly a smart car, but it's wise beyond its years. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5260 No,unfortunately this is the only color combination available. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5261 The car was recycled from a Saber toothed cat exhibit 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5262 We call this our mid-life crisis model. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5263 Maybe the other cars don't look like they're colored... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5264 And here's our trendy, environmentally-friendly retrodesign! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5265 it's a lemon-lime. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5266 My wife says it’s right up my alley. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5267 Our latest 2022 @fiat. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5268 It's all about nostalgia! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5269 You'll have fun, fun, fun till your daddy takes your kiddie car away. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5270 So, my son is a car buff, and this one used to be his favorite 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5271 The only limits to its range is your imagination 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5272 Natural Airflow Air conditioning included at no price to you ! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5273 It's a revolutionary new idea -- we call it: color! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5274 She may be used, but she’s only got 2,000 feet! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5275 Our newest model is out of our time! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5276 This should be perfect for you! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5277 …and you’ll love flying by all the gas stations in this baby! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5278 Ronald was forced to supersize his car so you can get a Mcdeal on it! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5279 Best feature, it’ll only attract thieves who might kick your shins. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5280 The mileage is low and it was only driven by a little tyke from Pasadena 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5281 The self propulsion on this two-tone model is amazing. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5282 Yeah, that Flintstone model is SO last year... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5283 You won't believe the number of meters per milliliter this baby gets! 1.1618 0.04499 68 59 8 1
5284 Top speed depends on how fast you can squat and run at the same time. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5285 You’re gonna love it. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5286 It’s five dollars cheaper per gallon! What a great deal 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5287 Look on the bright side, you’ll save a fortune on gas. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5288 It's only got 100 miles on it AND it's eco-friendly!! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5289 There’s no way I’m paying the Fisher Price. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5290 « … and do you recognise the colors of this beauty ? Of course it’s the Iron Man car ! A real Marvel… and anyway who cares about size nowadays ? » 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
5291 A real bargain - some clown let it go for a song 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5292 Here is your mid-size environmental rental 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5293 We call this model the MAGA Edition. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5294 Now, gas-wise, this will save you! 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5295 It may be above your price range, sir, but this new model is hot all over the country right now! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5296 The only previous owner was a little old lady. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5297 Only had one previous owner who only drove it around the yard no highway miles. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5298 easy to find at the mall, plenty of room for clowns 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5299 This model, depending on the fuel imbibed, has emissions which are less dangerous than most members of the bovine species! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5300 When I said I wanted a starter car this isn't what I meant 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5301 It’s great on gas and right now we have special financing. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5302 Runs on renewable energy and now with built in speed control... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5303 Now, this one comes with all the bells and whistles. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5304 The previous owner said he got 25 miles per gallon of milk. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5305 Now here's a beauty and it even beats the Prius on miles per gallon. It's a 2019 Matel Hyhrid. 1.1613 0.06582 62 56 2 4
5306 You buy it today and I'll throw in our neighborhood vehicle tracking system. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5307 Everything’s covered except for the brakes. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5308 Slightly used, 3000 steps to the mile. Juice Box holder front and back. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5309 With gas prices what they are, we can’t keep this one in the lot 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5310 Insurance is actually included! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5311 well sir you won't find a more eco friendly model than this beauty 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5312 With this baby, you can kiss supply chain issues and price gouging goodbye! 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
5313 This is the sonic baby carriage 1.1609 0.05391 87 78 4 5
5314 You mentioned you like golf…well do I have a car for you! 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
5315 Now this beauty was owned by a little young lady that only drove it to preschool on Sundays 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5316 It gets 22 miles-per-gallon in town, and 12 mpg in the bedroom. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5317 With this one you lose the transmission, but it does come with central locking and Bluetooth connectivity 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5318 Given recent inflation this is the only model within your limit. My son has the same and he loves it! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5319 New for 2022. The Dodge Democrat. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5320 This is the greenest, most eco-friendly car we have on the lot! But I will say it's pre-owned so it's 60k. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5321 This beauty will same you a bundle on gas! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5322 Just Google it. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5323 yes, it's too small for you to fit, but it drives itself 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5324 We're thinking of naming it Houdini." 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5325 If you consider current gas prices, this is the best deal on the market. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5326 BEHOLD--sustainability, aerodynamics, foreign luxury, post-modernism! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5327 Yes, you can have any colours you like, so long as they are red and yellow. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5328 This model consistently tops the charts for eco-friendliness. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5329 Feast your eyes on this vintage Stone Age baby from Michigan…the Flintstone !!! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5330 Ever watched ‘The Flintstones’? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5331 And if you order one of these babies now,you can maybe have it by next year! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5332 We are proud to display a vehicle belonging to our great former President Trump. We already have a serious offer from Dr. Oz. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5333 Mr. MaGoo was the original owner." Hardly a dent 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5334 And you won't spend a dime on gasoline. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5335 '"It's environmentally friendly, not a gas guzzler and you can most certainly fuck your wife in it if she's 4 '2." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5336 With skyrocketing gas prices, these toy cars are selling like hotcakes. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5337 For sale: Cozy Coupe, never driven. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5338 You can't go wrong with this ecologically friendly bestseller since 1979! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5339 This is the easy pick if you're looking to feel young again. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5340 … which totally eliminates the irritating need for nightly charging sessions. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5341 You can have any color you like, so long as it's red and yellow. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5342 I think your wife will agree. It's a flashy two-seater but also child-friendly." 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5343 Parking is a breeze and you never have to worry about road rage. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5344 Think of how young you’ll look and how much you’ll save on gas! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5345 Elon Musk said he's interested... 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5346 Stop flirting with my wife! 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5347 Like the Volkswagen Beetle, this one is for people who miss the good ole days. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5348 Given your preferences, I' like to introduce you to our "Model Why". 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5349 Seats two hundred and fifty- three 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5350 Yeah…I don’t really know your kids…but you maybe shouldn’t drop them in front of their school. Other than that…it really does tick all your boxes. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5351 It was only driven few times around a place called Oz 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5352 They actually filmed the ending of Thelma and Louise in this baby. …No, don’t look it up. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5353 It's not quite a babe magnet... but it sure is a baby magnet! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5354 Trust me. Clown cars are the latest rage....and bonus!..low gas cost...and a great trade-in value in 2024! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5355 “Perfect for the drive to your home office.” 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5356 Oh, cool — they can do these in color! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5357 It also comes in the colors of Ukraine: yellow top and blue body. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5358 The horsepower isn’t great but it sure is an eye catcher. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5359 Are you seeing this? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5360 NO CO2. Just imagine the jealousy for that vanity tag! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5361 Originally owned by five circus clowns who had no trouble fitting in. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5362 It's very low mileage. The previous owner had it up on blocks. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5363 This runs on McDrinks. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5364 Well it’s not green 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5365 And it has low mileage! The previous owner’s parents were really strict. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5366 What it lacks in horsepower,it makes up for in coziness 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5367 100% Green. Take her for a test pedal. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5368 Yeah, it’s a loss-leader, but trust me, no one will figure that out! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5369 And this car for you is definitely right. It’s just $20,000.” (By Tommy, age 8 1.1594 0.03930 69 59 10 0
5370 It squeaks a bit and the steering is terrible, but think of the great cardio workout you'll get. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5371 Quarter life crisis in 2022 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5372 You can fit so many snacks in this bad boy. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5373 This one belonged to a little old baby in Pasadena. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5374 This next model was designed for those who like to go vroom vroom real fast. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5375 And it's just the type of car you can eventually pass on to a kid when you're ready for something zippy. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5376 Little Tikes is still working out some safety issues, but they're at the forefront of environmentally friendly transportation. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5377 The previous owner only drove it between lunch and nap time. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5378 I'll need proof that you're at least five. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5379 Ah, here is an old favourite of mine 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5380 This little number will have the neighbors fighting for a turn behind the wheel. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5381 The only chips you'll find in this one are edible. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5382 What you spend on hospital bills, you save on gas money. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5383 In today's market, it meets your price range requirements 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5384 And this little baby is the future of zero emission cars! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5385 sure, it's made from petroleum based plastics, but the miles per virtue signalling is off the charts! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5386 It's called the Jaialai. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5387 This model is popular with Trump lovers. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5388 It was driven erratically by a mutiny of clowns. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5389 It’s only been around the block. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5390 So they came from Liechtenstein and asked us to make a national car 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5391 It's a new concept, a self driving vehicle for kids. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5392 For the more youthful midlife crisis, I'd go for this over the sports car! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5393 Think of the money you'll save on gas with this baby! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5394 And here we have the PERFECT solution to low vehicle inventory, semiconductor shortages, global warming and astronomical gas prices. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5395 With supply chain issues, this is really the best you’re going to get. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5396 And this is our latest model. It’s the most eco friendly vehicle on the market and is on sale for $45,000 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5397 This brand new model is made out of recycled Macdonald’s Logos 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5398 It can be powered carne or ensalada or hybrid. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5399 If you're going to walk off the lot, might as well do it in this model. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5400 The “Work from Home” crowd loves it for joy rides in the backyard. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5401 Its got great gas mileage AND doubles has a personal treadmill. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5402 Think: Flintstones. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5403 Best part is it leaves no carbon footprint. Only the ones you make as scuttle on down home. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5404 And our most fuel efficient model… 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5405 Sure, the steering wheel doesn't work....but that MPG with these fuel prices..... 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5406 Oh, no. Electricity production pollutes. This is our revolutionary, totally eco-friendly pedal power model! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5407 and this is our 2022 model. Very popular with the younger crowd. Did you know it originated in the caveman era? 1.1585 0.04058 82 71 10 1
5408 There is no better option with gas prices being what they are right now 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5409 It can also be used as a golf cart. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5410 It make you look 25 years younger! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5411 Hey, look at the bright side! It's eco-friendly. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5412 In the ad, "any trade in" presupposed there would be an engine. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5413 Its a one owner car and she just used it to drive back and forth to the sandbox. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5414 It’ll keep you young. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5415 It automatically signals for lane changes and for diaper changes. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5416 It also comes in yellow and red. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5417 It’s a pre-owned chick magnet. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5418 Ah, and then there's the Heaven car because you can't take it with you. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5419 Tots included. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5420 It’s eco-friendly and comes with a safety rating for 3+. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5421 And here's our fuel efficient Yabba Dabba Do. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5422 Our new trump mobile. With his yellow hair. All he can afford now. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5423 No motor, no doors, no gears: for your first car a no brainer! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5424 New on the lot and hot right now… our gas less model. Want to take it for a spin? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5425 A car the likes of which the world has never seen before…allow me to introduce…THE DONALD TRUMP 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5426 Here we have an a one of a kind inconvenient ride to nostalgia! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
5427 I said a bat mobile. Not a Ronald McDonald one. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
5428 I shouldn’t even be telling this to you, but the previous owner was a big shot at a certain fast food chain 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5429 It's a two owner,wrecked several times,some damage,but holding up amazingly well 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
5430 This vintage coupe uses less gas than any other car on the lot 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5431 The previous owner was having a twentieth-life crisis. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5432 And here is our most affordable self-driving vehicle 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5433 Must be the boss's 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5434 Unlike the other cars, this one one you can use on the golf course. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5435 The manufacturer said you can get over a mile on one cheeseburger 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5436 Our latest model doesn't need gas or electricity. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5437 Yes, I know it has Wienermobile written all over it, but it parks as snug as a dog in a bun. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5438 And this car... will work wonders with your wife's complexion. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5439 It gets excellent gas mileage. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5440 Planet Saving - The Flintstonian!No gas, no electricity needed. Even helps you lose weight! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5441 Of course, we also have some the kid actually did paint 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5442 Unfortunately, the manufacturer sets the price and we don't have a lot of wiggle room, but I can probably throw in some floor mats. Let me talk to my manager. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5443 We should start with what your kid’s credit score. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5444 Still safer than a fiat 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5445 Well, this one IS in that price range 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5446 The one’s our eco friendly model. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5447 Our most reliable model 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5448 This one is much more budget friendly —half the price of the wiener mobile. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5449 Toby Maguire had sex in this car." -Pleasantville Used-Car Lo 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5450 This little number just came from Oz. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5451 It’s a classic environmentally friendly two seater! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5452 It doesn't have air conditioning. Since there are no windows, if you peddle fast enough, you don't really need air conditioning. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5453 Next time your children play with your car, they’ll know how to drive it. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5454 You'll feel young at heart in this baby. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5455 Family friendly car. Child seats come standard. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5456 More sophisticated than a big wheeler,this baby will do zero to sixty in just sixty steps. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5457 We gave 3 cases of baby formula for it but willing to make a deal for you! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5458 This one comes with a driver......... 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5459 Racing stripes will cost you extra!! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5460 Yah I know it’s small… but it get’s 2000 miles to a gallon!! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5461 You only live once 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5462 If you thought electric was green, check this baby out. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5463 Zero emission, whisper quiet, and a range that’s completely up to you. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5464 My wife has a pair of shoes about that size. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5465 Zero Emissions and under 100,000 miles 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5466 We believe low miles, the kid said he was in "time-out" often. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5467 You won’t find it cheaper anywhere else and that comes with our Fisher Price Match Guarantee. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5468 And you can’t beat the gas mileage 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5469 Let’s take ‘er for a McRide. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5470 With the price of gas, you might want to consider this model. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5471 The only car that’s not out of stock 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5472 Here it is - cheapest one on the lot. Just $48,000. 1.1562 0.05088 64 57 5 2
5473 Yes, I know this car won't get you any ladies for the next 15 years but the gentlemen will love it and that's all that matters, right?!. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5474 Here we have the most eco friendly vehicle …. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5475 Ad on Facebook. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
5476 Not our best selling model if I am honest, but this is geared more toward the environmentally conscious driver 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5477 The Classic Indian Taxi 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5478 You'll enjoy insane road buzz, plus a killer turning radius! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5479 6’4”, huh? I don’t think there’s anything I can do to get you into this car today. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5480 Zero emission, easy to park, and the company CEO isn't a total douche. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5481 If you’re looking for something better on gas, may I show you this recently popular model 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5482 Just slap a battery in the back, and you've got yourself an EV. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
5483 It’s great on mileage, and it will really get you noticed. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
5484 runs without gas OR battery 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5485 Tell you what. You peddle this baby around for a week and if don't love it, just peddle it back. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5486 Your life is meaningless, bland and completely to safe. Don't you really want to live? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5487 In our mood enhancing line, we have the back-when-my-world-was-happy model. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5488 This is our latest human-powered mini coupe and makes you feel like a kid again. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5489 So I know you said no to condiment colors but... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5490 If you want something more flashy I can show you to our Big Wheel section. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5491 With this weekend's mega sales event combined with your family-employee discount, I can let 'er go for just $4,000 over MSRP 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5492 With gas prices what they are it could be the most economical option. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5493 Our solution to rising gas prices. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5494 Sorry, this is just the demo. Waiting list is for 2024 so were not accepting deposits amymore. Can I interest you in a Power Wheels? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5495 This is our ultra economy model. By the way, do you have a good pair of running shoes? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5496 It was owned by an 87 year old woman who only used it to take her grandson to church 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5497 The tech oligarchs are making sure that by 2030 all cars are self driving and unrepairable by the owners so that they can take away our right to freedom of movement. This car is a metaphor for our looming infantilization. HONK BEEP BOIOIOING!!!!! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5498 Both right and left-wingers agree that's the one that matches what they believe about the Millennials. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5499 We call it "The Trumpist hairdo". 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5500 Fiat 000 Forerunner of the Lamborginhi 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5501 Electric cars are nice for fuel efficiency, but nothing beats the original 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5502 This baby is guaranteed to get you out of Kansas. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5503 It's zero emissions if you don't count shoe sole dust. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5504 Now this baby rides like a charm, and it's totally inflation-proof! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5505 And this helps you recapture your youth! 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
5506 1. Price of gas 2. E-Z loan 3. Return to innocence 1.1549 0.04325 71 62 8 1
5507 And the mini mustard & catsup dispensers are standard! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5508 It has a solid state battery, goes 650 miles on a full charge, has 580 horsepower, and goes from 0-60 in 1.2 seconds 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5509 I'll throw in a driver. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5510 It gives you a whole new perspective on life. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5511 It will only feel like you’re going up hill 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5512 ...and this is the 45th President's limousine. It's been accurately restored to its former glory. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5513 That’s not smart 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5514 You actually don’t need a windshield if you’re only going 2 miles per hour. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5515 Yeah but remember even if it was a horrible and apocalyptic event he did get elected. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5516 Too small? It comfortably seats a dozen clowns. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
5517 Also comes in Mac n’ Cheese orange and Fuzzy Wuzzy brown. Rene Leimberg Mount Laurel, NJ 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5518 I'd like to tell you that it was lightly driven by a senior citizen but that would be the furthest from the truth. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5519 It belonged to a little young lady who only took it back and forth in the driveway. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5520 This baby is our best-in-kindergarten class offering. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5521 Apparently there's something called 'color' in another universe, so that included feature more than makes up for the smaller size. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5522 This one is for the left foot. The one for the right foot is a different manufacturer. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
5523 With gas prices where they are, you’ll appreciate the open floor pan 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5524 It's the latest craze. The Ford Flintstone is environment-friendly, no parking problems, no pollution, no noise, and the best part - you can drive all day and still stay in shape. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5525 Right, so gas mileage is pretty good—even on the base model 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5526 This baby will make you feel young again! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5527 This all-electric model runs on a triple-A battery. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5528 High mileage, poor maintenance, but remember she was only 4 years old. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5529 The racing model has 18" diameter wheels. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5530 No carbon emissions & great millage. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5531 No gas pump worries - you just pedal 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5532 One owner. Only used on weekends for play dates. Says he just outgrew it! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5533 If you are willing to sacrifice mpg for color, THIS is a beauty 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5534 Now, this baby is the latest thing. No gas, no waiting for the battery to charge, low maintenance. Just get in and go! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5535 It's a classic. Super Price, Super Mileage, Super Coupe ! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5536 You'll feel 30 years younger in this bad boy... 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5537 You asked for the model with the fewest supply-chain issues 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5538 Look on the bright side, you won’t have to put fuel in it 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5539 1000 MPS, miles per sole. It's pedal-powered, of course. Gary Taylor, Sacramento, CA 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5540 It's what every girl wants for her sweet sixth... 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5541 Now, here's something just above your price range, if you have a trade-in. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5542 mc tesla 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5543 The vehicle mostly mimics the late 1979 Tyco Cosy Coupe but also sees some features from the iconic early Jurassic Flinstone mobile thrown in to make it unique. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5544 Say goodbye to getting gouged at the pump! The only gas emission you have to worry about in this baby is methane! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5545 I'd suggest this model if you're really interested in cutting your carbon footprint. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5546 Considering the gas prices,this is a great option. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5547 Zero to Sixty is our target market. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5548 It’s not a hybrid. It’s not orange. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
5549 If you are looking to save on gas, this is your vehicle. The only catch is that it cannot be driven on the highway or any roads for that matter.” 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5550 The previous owner was a little young lady from Pasadena. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5551 The only time you'll have to worry about chips with this one is choosing between Harvest Cheddar or salt & vinegar." 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5552 She does show a little wear, but this beauty has only been driven .25 Acres…repetitively. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5553 This sir will scream husband material to all future dates 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5554 Now, this model will really make you feel like a kid again. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5555 Darn supply chain, I had to raid my sister's backyard to find something to put on the lot. On the plus side, it uses renewable energy. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5556 This right here is our most fuel efficient model. It uses technology that has been proven since the Stone Age. Even better it requires minimal maintenance. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5557 You can WALK right off the lot with this one, no financing necessary, plus it’s a classic 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5558 Since you can’t afford the Porsche for your midlife crisis, why not get the quads of your dreams? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5559 Timmy car, mom! Timmy car! 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5560 Now if you’re looking for vintage, this was once all the rage 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5561 Well, if you’re looking to Hot Dog it around town, I think you might relish this beauty 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5562 This is my kid's car. I'll sell it to you for peanuts because I love breaking the little bastards' soul 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5563 Burger King will hate me after this purchase. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5564 Have you ever heard of McDonald's? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
5565 and here we have the rare and endangered weinermobile sidecar. @callahandalyjudge 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
5566 Seats one, no windshield, no trunk, but it does bring a bit of color to an otherwise black-and-white world. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5567 The babes just love this one. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5568 This little beauty is environmentally friendly and kid friendly. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5569 No, It is not the convertible model but it does have great foot power. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5570 Just think about how much you'll save at the pump 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5571 Would you like to take a look under the hood? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5572 No emissions, kid friendly, lots of headroom. What's not to love? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5573 It’s perfect if you want to be hated by drivers AND bicyclists! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5574 Baby car. For sale. Never driven. 0% APR Financing. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5575 The whole family can ride in style in a zero carbon vehicle! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5576 We can finance it for 24 months or until you are 30 pounds. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5577 Well, Mr Flintstone, Barney Rubble used it for a thousand years without ever having to replace the brakes! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5578 I can offer you a low hand-me-down payment. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5579 ....but you may need a cord with this little beauty. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5580 And, it runs on foot power! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5581 The previous owner absolutely babied it. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5582 This favorite uses no fuel at all. 1.1528 0.06148 72 66 1 5
5583 And for the middle-aged man trying to catch the eye of a really young lady... 1.1528 0.04270 72 63 8 1
5584 ...and all emissions are diaper contained. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5585 It's perfect for a Twitter toddler. Green and mean. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5586 Saves on gas 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5587 This model is green energy powered but with a classic body design. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5588 This is the one that checks all of your boxes: eco friendly, within your budget and ready for immediate delivery. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5589 Unlike fossil or e-energy, its only limitation is your desire to get there. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5590 It’s a classic compact. A commuter’s dream that is environmentally and health friendly. Selling price: $86,000 all inclusive. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5591 Lastly, if you really want to feel young again... 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
5592 The colour depreciates by 50% the moment you drive it off the lot. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5593 Don't worry, it still pollutes just fine. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
5594 And this is our special of the week. Low cost, energy-efficient model. It uses no fossil fuels or electricity to operate. The range is limited only by your own energy and drive. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5595 It's a modified Model 3 Tesla, with necesaary Elongated head room and child proofing features. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5596 It runs great, but you have to change the power source about every three years. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5597 How about this one, simple, compact, fuel economy is superb, perfect if you like to keep things minimal. Plus, it comes with a happy meal. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5598 Larry, I think you misunderstood that Kars-4-kids song 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5599 This Model Flyntstoon here leaves you immune to gas prices and you can cancel your gym-membership, too! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5600 This model is gluten-free and 100% edible. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5601 Kind like a Mercedes, but ecological" 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5602 And this is for the 'I feel we're not in Kansas anymore' customer! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5603 This is the car we keep on the lot for the man who wants our cheapest available vehicle with no extras, no added packages, and no upgrades. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5604 For $10,000, this pre-owned LT is a sweet deal—0 emissions, no pedal, no metal, lots of headroom. With our finance package we throw in a new pair of runners every 30,000 miles. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5605 This checks both boxes: good on gas and will make you feel young again. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5606 You're not going to find a more eco-friendly vehicle on the market! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5607 Here's our most colorful model. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5608 Just think of what youll be saving on gasoline! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5609 It was my son's Happy Meal toy, but I think now it'll go for $20,000. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5610 This is all new Auto-Men-Car-Ship!!! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5611 It is ugly, but at least it is unsafe at any speed! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5612 I wouldn't worry about a lack of engine. You can always find someone to give you a push. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5613 And you simply won't believe the fuel economy on this little baby.... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5614 ...and of course, we can give you a great price on our "Supply Chain Crisis Buster", which comes complete with solid plastic wheels, a zero-emissions engine, and several of my son's lollipop wrappers thrown in for no extra charge. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5615 Laugh now, but today's oil price projections have tripled inventory for Q3. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5616 And this is a human-powered model for the fitness buffs, don't you just love it? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5617 No supply chain issues for this plastic baby. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5618 Forget hybrid, electric, or ethanol. These apple juice powered cars are the wave of the future! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5619 Hmm, But it doesn't have electric power 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5620 Our newest hybrid; you can use your feet to peddle. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5621 It might not be the fastest on the lot, but the gas mileage is amazing! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5622 This one takes me back to my youth, 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5623 This model comes with a pedometer Accurate count of steps per mile 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5624 I'm sorry sir, but this has no 'Trade-in" Value. I suggest donating it. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5625 It doesn't have a lot of cargo space, but the gas mileage can't be beat! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5626 This Sweetheart is the 2022 best "GAS MILEAGE" vehicle you"ll ever see this year! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5627 Sir, this is the best investment for near future as we might run out of fuel and it fits your current budget too 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5628 I had a tyke looking it over pretty carefully this morning. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5629 I know what you are thinking but it does come in other colors. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5630 And, it's a hybrid - when your not rolling down a hill, you can use your feet. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5631 ...on the other hand, you won't get a speeding ticket or have a backseat driver. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5632 The price of gas being what it is, the Cozy Coupe practically pays for itself! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5633 Equipped with dual pedals and a six month supply of energy bars. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5634 A used car new to our inventory and available for a steal at just under fifty grand! Best price for anything preowned! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5635 Carbon fibre & carbon neutral! What’s not to love. Green emission zones friendly & top speed 20! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5636 Well, we are all sold out of EVs, but have you considered an even more eco-friendly option? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5637 Wait till you see the driving range. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5638 Lightweight, foot powered, low maintenance - this car is a steal! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5639 On budget with great foot powered mileage 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5640 This little beauty was last used by a Russian officer in the invasion of Ukraine. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5641 Why, yes. It is a Smart ForTwo car. Two years old, that is. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5642 Yes, it’s a muscle car. But not even pre-med students know the name. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5643 Hey, you will certainly save on fuel!! 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5644 It doesn’t look like it, but it seats one-hundred and fifty. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5645 You won't need gas to get more mileage out of this car!! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5646 OK so now let me tell you a little bit about the pedals. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5647 Where is the driver? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5648 See, if you start when they’re young, they’ll be customers for life. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5649 It's a great car for families 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5650 It only traveled 30 feet twice a day during the playhouse commute. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5651 Good for the quads! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5652 Absolutely...the resale of clown cars is now environmentally approved. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5653 This doesn't need petrol. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5654 This beauty has just had the one carefree owner. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5655 Interesting story, this little old lady traded this in on a pickup for head room, true story. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5656 We can’t keep these no-emission cars in stock so act fast! 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5657 And this one comes in hot rod red! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5658 With all these supply chain problems, we take what we can get. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5659 It's the 2022 Magoo! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5660 It also talks! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5661 Very low mileage, was only driven to the sandbox. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5662 The gas mileage makes this one attractive. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5663 Yes, it look a little different but it does come in other colors. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5664 In the current car market, people will buy ANYTHING with four wheels! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5665 And here it is, the car you've wanted your whole life! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5666 And we are selling this one for milk and cookies. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5667 Great gas mileage, and it won't take up much room in your garage. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5668 This is our least expensive and carbon- free model. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5669 It's electric, it runs on Triple A AA batteries. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5670 it has a v6 engine,excellent steering,and a braking system from the 1700s 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5671 ABS Brakes (Auto Braking Sneakers) not included. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5672 Walking to work (from home) is so 2020 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5673 No gas bill plus all the thrills. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5674 You said you wanted a toy to have fun in on the weekends, right? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5675 With daycare closures the way they are, this will be the only vehicle any parent needs. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5676 ‘And there’s no greener model than this one, and $1,000 less than the Benz you’re looking at.’ 1.1500 0.04394 80 71 7 2
5677 Doesn't use a bit of gas or electricity; fully wound up you'll get about a quarter of a mile. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5678 It will add a bit of color to your black and white existence. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5679 No pollution! You pedal! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5680 Equally at home on either a highway, golf course, or grocery aisle. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5681 Now this one is special. At the age of 4 1/2 Elon Musk developed the first non electric. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5682 This is a new all-automatic car, but it is choosy about a driver/passenger. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5683 And here we have a Tuk Tuk from Tuktoyaktuk 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5684 Perfect for downsizing and protecting against Climate Change. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5685 And then of course there's our newest, 100% eco friendly line, if you like something provocatively avant-garde 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5686 It's the car you've dreamed of owning since you were a little kid... 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5687 Can I get it in a blue convertible" 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5688 It's got low mileage and the previous owner really babied it. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5689 It’s a ‘State of the cart’ concept vehicle that’s sure to turn some heads. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5690 Comes with complimentary personal accidental insurance, of course. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5691 You get 20 miles per sole 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5692 I know you never thought you’d end up here again, but listen to these specs. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5693 By "hybrid" we meant pedal and gravity powered 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5694 Plus, this one has very low mileage since it was only driven in the Sunday Comics. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5695 I know we’re low on stock, but really? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5696 The great feature is free food at all McDonald's drive-ins. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5697 Did I tell you about the amazing gas mileage? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5698 You want your toddler to aspire to drive a Tesla? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5699 This one here is for someone who is just learning how to drive. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5700 Fuel efficient, no heated seats, but great if you have kids. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5701 what th heck! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5702 And this little beauty was driven by a kid who didn’t even know how to walk yet. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5703 and you can’t beat the gas mileage on this one 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5704 You say it's good for the environment?" -- "It doesn't run on gas! ... but its plastic does derive from petroleum... 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5705 Less than 250 miles by the sleepy little former owner who knows all of her alphabet, most of ‘Goodnight Moon’ by heart, and never had to break into the piggy bank to keep this baby on the road. Financing? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5706 The color is a bit too bold for me but you say it's reliable? 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5707 No matter how big your head is, it’ll fit in this baby, no problem. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5708 It doesn't go that fast, but the gas mileage can't be beat. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5709 The perfect answer to inflation and out-of-control gas prices." 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5710 This baby was only driven by a toddler, who just used it to go around the block. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5711 The trade-in value isn't much, but honestly 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5712 It's perfect for golf , as hitting another car would disintegrate it. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5713 Ronald had to go deal with the Hamburgler 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5714 And I’ll throw in a box of freezee pops for you and the Mrs. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5715 The MSRP is $49, but with current market adjustments…you’re looking at around $52,499. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5716 They say nostalgia sells big these days so we thought we 1.1481 0.03972 81 71 9 1
5717 One owner, low mileage. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5718 No, I never heard red and yellow kill a fellow. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5719 We're proud to say it runs on child labor. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5720 This is our most reasonable option. Clean energy, wide windows and only at $35,000 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
5721 Many of my customers use this as a warning to there children what they will be driving if they do not get good grades or get into big trouble. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5722 This model for off-road environment to ensure safe driving. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5723 Here's one in your price range, and it saves on gas. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5724 And there’s nothing to squeegee. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5725 Don’t laugh, but this beauty seats 14, runs on nitrous oxide, and has a back up camera that squirts water. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5726 This smart car self-chose its colors. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5727 you’ll save a ton on gas 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5728 This baby right here doesn't need gas or a charging station. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5729 And here we have the most environmentally friendly vehicle to date. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5730 Say goodbye to long trips with the family. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
5731 This one just arrived from the future, you'll be the star of the road! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5732 This is what's available at your price point. We have plenty in stock and it gets great gas mileage, too. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5733 Channel your inner Fred Flintstone. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5734 'This is the courtesy vehicle we offer to clients who clearly don't belong on the road.' 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5735 Donald Trump’s used golf cart is a goo 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5736 It's one of the safest vehicles on the road... 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5737 This baby is sidewalk ready and gets you 2000 blocks per sneaker. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5738 It’s a mere $100 grand but you can plug into your household circuit to charge and save tons of money! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5739 A review found this is the only real car on the lot. The rest are bots. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5740 This is our new economy model. Instead of going beep beep, it just beeps once, saving you on gasoline consumption 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5741 You will be a jail bait magnet! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5742 We can’t decide what to call it. Either La Banana or Le Lemon. It can’t miss! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5743 Here in the business we like to refer to this model as the "midlife crisis for the early retiree" 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5744 It gets great mileage. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5745 This one is great for new drivers! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5746 This little cream puff can be yours for a song — from the Raffi songbook. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5747 Of course, the golf clubs are extra. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5748 It has been designed so Elon can sit on his wallet 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5749 And this model runs on pure, eco-friendly nostalgia. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5750 This one's a favorite. It's got fuel efficiency and flair. Last guy told me it made him feel really young again. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5751 Yep, a real beauty! The best thing? It's not electric, runs on pure gasoline. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5752 McDonald's new CSR initiative now extends to employees who cannot afford gas. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5753 No fuel and no electrical outlet needed. Perfect to scoot around town in! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5754 If you’re looking for the most fuel efficient AND eco-friendly car on the market, there is no better option. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5755 And this is the 2022 model. It’s got an empty soul and is fueled on fear and rage. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5756 This one was only driven by a little old lady on Sundays. I swear. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5757 This baby is carbon neutral, except for the brown stains on the seats. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5758 Would you like us to Super Size that for you? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5759 Your kid’s been teaching you everything else, right? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5760 One owner, low mileage, and we'll throw in a year's supply of Oxfords if we can close the deal today. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5761 But it gets great gas mileage so long as you're going downhill 1.1471 0.03786 68 59 9 0
5762 It also deflates and stuffs into its own backpack- great for travel! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5763 This is our most fuel-efficient model - as long as you don’t mind pedaling. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5764 Chrome pedals are optional 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5765 Oscar Meyer, McDonald’s, Spain, ….Red and yellow has so many possibilities!!! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5766 It was previously owned by a little kid who only drove it to Sunday school. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5767 This 21st Century Silicon Valley classic belonged to a former blockchain billionaire. It’s 100% carbon neutral and has just 15 meters on the clock. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5768 I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat but the space-heater and good boots are extra. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5769 We can buff out the numerous dings and dents. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5770 We don’t have a choice. We take whatever’s on the truck. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5771 We strongly recommend upgrading to the Ringling model which comes with clowns. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5772 It’s a start. [ 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5773 No it doesn’t come with seatbelts, but there is a compartment for your sippy cup 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5774 Over here you can see our best-selling most economical eco-friendly self-driving car! Zero emissions! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5775 Here we have a timeless coupe… fits into the tightest of parking spaces and guarantees a lower spend on gas 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5776 It comes with dual airbags" 1.1471 0.06023 68 62 2 4
5777 We just ran your credit score and, by the way, what are your thoughts on two-tone? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5778 That’s the one I’d have picked out for myself, too… 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5779 They'll see you coming. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5780 And here we have the latest model from Fisher- Price 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5781 ...... and on special the Russian Federation Flag Car" 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5782 This one is from the Stone Ages. It has the original power train, new tires and a fresh coat of paint. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5783 And it converts from a crib to a baby bed to a youth size. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5784 Just don’t drive it on a road 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5785 Sure it comes in blue 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5786 If you can forgo air conditioning and an engine, this economy model may be for you 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5787 This car will last forever. It may fade a bit,but you’ll never need to buy another. Your kid’s kids will still use it. Great gas mileage too. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5788 It's a no-engine peddle power concept car. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5789 You wouldn't believe the trunk space 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5790 The new Tesla for toddlers. The Tesddler! 1.1467 0.05597 75 68 3 4
5791 And here's our vintage self driving model 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5792 the chip shortage has caused us to pivot on out product line mix. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5793 Rated number one in fuel efficiency. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5794 You’re getting a great deal on this car, the previous own was this many old 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5795 It's a one owner original, a 3-year old from Bakersfield 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5796 And you can park 20 of these in your one-car garage. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
5797 always a solid choice if you are looking to commute to and from the end of your driveway. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5798 Talk about a classic! And it's in mint condition. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
5799 This is an exact replica of the golf cart Donald Trump was driving the day of his first impeachment. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5800 It's a gas saver. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5801 I know it is ugly, but it is the future of automobiles and you can get one today before the prices skyrocket. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5802 Sure, you can find these at Target, but they don’t include our All Weather Protection package for only $1999.99! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5803 The last one we sold was damaged by several women during a stampede for a ride. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
5804 Yea I was skeptical, too, but with the price of gas these days… 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5805 Of course, that price does not include the dealer market adjustment. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5806 Has less than 1 mile, always basement parked. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5807 Golf clubs not included , but it fits nicely next to the Lego set in your garage. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5808 Electric, you say? Here you are! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5809 The new Tesla! Musk's attention might be elsewhere. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5810 Only one owner… I heard he was a real clown. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5811 It has very low mileage and only one owner, a little old lady named Ah-Choo 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5812 Best of all,no carbon footprint! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5813 Act quickly if you're interested, I just got a call from my guy Bozo. His car just broke down and his coworkers rely on him to get to work. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5814 And finally, the best deal on the lot is this sweet little red coupé. No gas or electricity needed; it burns 150 cpm (calories per mile). 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5815 The car is low on purpose. This way, everyone's feet can reach the pavement to help it move. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5816 And, since it's powered by pedals, you won't need to buy gas or recharge it. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5817 The Flintstone is our most energy efficient model. How are your calf muscles? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5818 They used to give these away with a super-sized kid’s meal. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5819 Yes, no need for filling up with gasoline or charging a battery - human-powered - the ultimate eco-friendly vehicle.” And it’s made from recycled plastic. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5820 I tell you what, if we can getcha off the lot today, I’ll throw in a new binkey. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
5821 Of course we have a version with the Ukrainian flag colours ! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5822 And you're sure this one will save me on gas? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5823 Taking into account the stunning state of the economy and your credit score, this best fits your budget. Mind you, the air around it is 10$ for every second you’re inside. Minus insurance. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5824 Jeff, this new model has got all the kids going crazy 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5825 People keep saying it's downsize, or work at McDonald's, so we've done a collab! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5826 „This is how companies get creative work done for free” 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5827 …and it comfortably seats 8! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5828 A car that really grows with you 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5829 Prior owner was only allowed to drive it on weekends to the mailbox and back. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5830 Yes, it was once a bumper car at county fairs, but trust me, it is the latest thing. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5831 It's good on gas, keeps up with rush hour traffic, and it's in your price range. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5832 It's everything you never wanted. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5833 These babies have been known to go from zero to 60 mph in under three seconds, especially when in freefall. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5834 Now this little baby will let you laugh at gas prices, and build your calf and thigh muscles at the same time! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5835 And if you buy today , we'll throw in this cozy coupe for you kids. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5836 But with inflation it's still $20,000. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5837 We don't have it in stock right now, but the base model of this vehicle will fit right into your price range... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5838 The clown is optional, but most of them are free. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5839 Well, yes it is small and only driver seating but look, no windows to clean 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5840 This car is really green, it runs on peels 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5841 We're bringing this chipless model back. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5842 Best of all, it never needs gas. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5843 This one is just 20 bucks but the insurance is still 1000 a year 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5844 We updated our customers' privacy policy in our Straight Utility Vehicle: we removed the windows so that our customers can be on the air any time, and we removed the locks so that no one can ever break them for any attempts of policy infringement. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5845 You won’t believe the gas mileage on this thing 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5846 Driving this one will make you feel young again. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5847 This is from the Musk-ox. 1.1447 0.04063 76 68 7 1
5848 It was only driven on Sundays - to the playground and back. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5849 No, air bags aren’t standard but it does come with a lifetime nostalgia guarantee 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5850 It was well taken care of by a girl who grew up to be a mechanic. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5851 Now this beauty gets 30 miles per toddler. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5852 You'll save boatloads of money on gas. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5853 Gas and electric are so passé! Metabolic power is the wave of the future. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5854 Everyone has been raving about the lightweight maneuverability of thus model 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5855 There’s a market adjustment on this vehicle, it is $6,000 over MSRP. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5856 How big is the engine? Depends Sir, how much do you weigh? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5857 It's our most popular vehicle for "take your kid to work" day! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5858 It’s eco friendly and you will never be affected by gas prices…ever 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5859 Tesla who? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5860 And it also boasts infinite MPG. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5861 Powered by 3 triple A batteries, behold the future. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5862 This one is more affordable, AND allows you to be young and fun again. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5863 And this one-seat model eliminates back-seat driving, if you know what I mean. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5864 This is our 3D printer model that also comes in magenta." 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5865 Hey wait, didn't we just do a cartoon about driving a kiddie car like two months ago? 1.1429 0.04718 56 50 5 1
5866 It's a fantastic commuter car if your parents are still in good shape. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5867 Now this little baby here…80 miles per gallon but she’ll top 20 mph downhill. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5868 Notice the two safety guard rails . 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5869 Here you go - zero emissions! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
5870 It's expensive, seats one, gets crappy mileage, is cramped, miserably uncomfortable, and offers absolutely no protection. On the other hand, it brings some color to a black-and-white world. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5871 It's the only car that we offer that is totally carbon-neutral and immune from the microchip shortage. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5872 With this one you don't even need a charging station! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5873 This little baby has an inpressive gas saving option. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5874 The most affordable fuel-efficient model available... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5875 So you say you're interested in our eco-friendly models. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5876 Yes, it’s third grade but is it analog? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5877 We call this our "relive your youth" model & think how much you'll save on gas because it's pedal powered! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5878 Just came in………the Mini Pepper! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5879 Low miles. Only driven Saturdays 2 blocks to the playground. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5880 This car really takes years off you. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5881 Yes we decided to bring them back. It seemed like a good time since people are having smaller families these days. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5882 200 miles to gallon if you use the pedals 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5883 I said hybrid not pedal car 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5884 One driver, immaculate interior, alternative propulsion vehicle. 1.1429 0.04444 63 56 6 1
5885 Incredible mileage, too - the former owner only drove it around the block! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5886 And when you drive around in it, you'll be in color, too. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5887 It's only been slightly used. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5888 Doesn’t use gas or electric power. They can have it in any color as long as it’s yellow and red. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5889 Due to the recent chip shortage, we've had to remove some features from your vehicle. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5890 It is made of 100% recycled plastic and available in other colorways, but the classic always sells best. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5891 Yes, it does have all wheel drive and AC 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5892 The trade-in value of this model might surprise you. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5893 As you can see, sir, it is a steal. Lot of headroom, fuel efficient, and very stylish too. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5894 We picked up the parts for a song. Something about a fast-food chain closing in Russia. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5895 Are you can see, there’s plenty of room for the little tykes. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5896 Great for the environment, gas-free, and easy to park. This baby can be yours for just $99.95! 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
5897 This one was only driven Saturday mornings, on Grandma’s driveway! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5898 The backup pedal feature is standard on this model. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5899 The most fuel efficient model on the lot, a perfect solution to rising gas prices. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5900 Depending upon how fast you can pedal you can get a great cross breeze with this one. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5901 Although not clinically proven, it is suggested that the banana roof offers some protection against monkeypox. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5902 let's face facts , the futures going to funny 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5903 And in case you've completely given up on ever scoring with a woman... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5904 ...and this one's for a gofer. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5905 It was actually the prototype of the lunar rover. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5906 Sell this one, you get double commission plus a hundred dollar bonus. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5907 Of course it has four wheel drive! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5908 Worst trade in ever! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5909 It gets 28 mpg highway and 26 mpg on city sidewalks 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5910 It’s energy efficient because you won’t want to drive it. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5911 This little beauty really holds its re-yard-sale value. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5912 This one has very low milage. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5913 The only car below $40k available to buy right now 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5914 It gets a full charge just with a toddler,a juice box and a cup of grapes cut in half. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5915 #all good things come ’round this little gem here powered by you.“ 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5916 The fuel consumption on this model can't be beat 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5917 I know it used to be a Happy Meal prize but it’s the only thing I have on the lot for under $80k. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5918 ... and with abortion criminalized, this beauty practically pays for itself. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5919 Now hear me out… 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5920 …And the gas mileage is terrific! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5921 The genius of this model…No chips? No worries! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5922 And for this one no micro chip needed 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5923 ‘The resale market is crazy right now’ 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5924 So your child asked for a car in the emancipation trial. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5925 With the rising gas prices, this model is a steal. It will get you 50 miles per shoe. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5926 meet mini, your new official vehicle, from Australia! 1.1412 0.04152 85 76 7 2
5927 It comes with a 3 year supply of McDonald's Hamburgers. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5928 Here's our latest from the Mickey Mouse line! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5929 Yep, this one's a steal: A little old lady used to own it, and she only drove it on Sundays! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5930 Let me tell ya, with this baby you'll burn out your FitBit in three days. And if you buy now, the boss says he'll throw in two jars of Kiwi. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5931 Save a bundle on gas. Runs on Tum E Yummies. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5932 Low miles, *ridiculously* easy financing. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5933 How are things on the west coast 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5934 What it lacks in speed, it makes up for in snack to snack ease 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5935 Perfect for an active lifestyle 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5936 You'll make a fortune in carbon offset credits 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5937 It's actually great fo...Hey are you Don jr? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5938 Here we have a 1996, Cozy Coupe, full loaded with a small bee's nest, questionable brown stains on the seat and lots of foot room. Inflation has this priced at about $36,000. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
5939 Remember, really emphasize it’s one-owner, clean CarFax history to potential buyers. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
5940 Millions of toddlers have kicked the tires. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5941 And for those able to make a small donation . .over and above . .There's a savvy genius gear . . 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
5942 Since it doesn't use gas or electricity, the mileage is fantastic! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5943 Low mileage. Single owner. Renewable fuel source. AND it's a convertible. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
5944 Best Crazy Coupe you’ll ever own. You’re in for a real treat. Has all the extras: steering wheel; AC. Features such as, Like being an adult. Free power extra: your legs. Asking price: one fly from your flycatcher. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5945 The survival challenge is thrilling. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5946 In mint condition. Only had one owner/ Sydney Johnson nyc 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5947 Since you told me you’re a Democrat, I found you something that’s made in China and attracts children. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5948 Our ego-friendly model runs on humility. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5949 It has two gears: 'Rolling' and 'Fred Flintstone'. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5950 Here she be, exactly what you ordered: Cheap, green, eco-friendly, unlimited gas mileage, no options, easy to repair, and a surprise 5- year warranty on the pedals! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5951 Pre-school? No, post-E.V. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5952 They don’t make ‘‘em like this anymore. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5953 it only comes in this color and you have to subscribe for heated seats, sorry, chip shortage. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5954 You can have it painted any color you want, so long as it’s red with a yellow roof. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5955 We got it on trade for a Porsche hybrid. Those tech execs are so young now. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5956 This all electric baby not only is good on the road, but also on the golf course. There is also plenty of space for your clubs. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5957 If you run out of gas, just pedal." 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5958 This baby is silicon chip free. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5959 This particular model is really popular with young people…. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5960 Gas mileage - tas bilage, you don’t need to worry about that with this beauty. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5961 Why yes it is a hybrid. It takes 4 AAs or you can use the included wind-up key. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5962 Because it IS the best selling vehicle of all time; and well, everyone starts out here. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5963 It gets 30 mpg in the city, 40 on the highway, and 50 on the golf course." 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5964 This will take you everywhere without having the problem of increasing fuel price. All you need is someone behind to push you around. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5965 You’ll want this baby if you’re getting divorced and looking to meet someone a lot younger. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5966 And it's also great as a golf cart. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5967 Um…sure. I guess it would attract a lot more children than a white windowless van would. 1.1406 0.04914 64 58 4 2
5968 And this beauty gets about 300 miles per pair of shoes. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5969 Well, you said you wanted fuel efficient. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5970 It's the first car ever made in Lichenstein, and they expect this Lixus will kick Lexus's ass. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5971 No,it's not electric. It's the newest thing, wind-up." 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5972 Two toddlers cannot fit comfortably 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5973 Due to supply chain issues,this is the only model we have left in full color. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5974 Don't worry about climate change, we also have this model in green-yellow. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5975 This model here is the President's solution to the current prices at the gas pumps. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5976 This is our most fuel-efficient model. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5977 It’s the only energy efficient vehicle on the lot. It’s used with two miles on it but selling at full price. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5978 It’s a five-speed. It goes one, two, three, four, or five miles per hour. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5979 .....and this vintage beauty is THE premier in energy efficiency! Zero emissions, this is the most retro envy out there! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5980 And with this model, you'll also be able to go green. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5981 It’s compact, it’s colorful, it’s everything you ever dreamed of when you were eleven. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5982 Just be careful when merging onto the highway. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5983 I can go $1,000 higher on the trade in and $500 off the sticker price but first I need to get my GM 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5984 We find it more useful to think feet-per-pint. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5985 Bradley, I know this has always been your favorite vehicle. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5986 It’s a steal at only $70,000. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5987 And here's our newest model. It's an all-electric, autonomous, extra-terrestrial Muskmobile. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5988 With this model you’ll avoid having a midlife crisis. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5989 We call it The Gold Arch. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5990 Believe it or not, we’re marketing this to millennials 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5991 Not only is it a classic, you won't believe how much money you'll save on gas. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5992 We made a 50% discount offer on this super mini electric car to drive you mad halfway home! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5993 *slaps hood* “This baby can fit so much midlife crisis in it.” 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5994 This Bad Boy Can Fit So Many Childhood Memories In It 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5995 We find this model is very popular with new drivers. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5996 The 2023 Chrysler Candy Corn. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5997 What it lacks in acceleration it makes up for in flair 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5998 It was driven only on Saturday game days by the USC team mascot. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5999 This is the new "Nostalgia" model. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6000 This one is really peppy. 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
6001 This little buggy will cost you and arm and a leg, so you won't need as much room. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6002 A classic. your kids will think you're cool. not. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6003 It's one of the original EVs so has antique value, besides the luxury paint job. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6004 And if it ever does run out of gas, 14 clowns pile out of the trunk and push you to the nearest gas station. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
6005 It's the only model in the lot that anyone can afford to drive these days. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6006 You can't beat mileage like this! The last owner was a real Sunday cruiser. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6007 We are most proud of the fact that this car leaves no sizeable carbon footprint 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6008 If you are looking for low gas mileage and a zero hit to your electricity bills, this is your model! It, also, has a built-in physical fitness component, so you don't need the gym, another money saver! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6009 The latest environmentally sensitive model. Pedal power replaces gas and you get a cardio workout- win win 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6010 And this is our econo model. We throw in a free pair of Nikes with this baby. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
6011 buy it now and at the rate inflation’s going, by the time jr. is old enough to get his license he can trade this one in for a tesla 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6012 Well, if you're looking for eco-friendly without sacrificing performance, this one is actually made from recycled bells and whistles. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6013 You’re in luck, gas prices won’t be an issue. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6014 My kid offered to sell it, to help out. The Fred Flintstone floor board needs some work but I can still give you a good deal. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6015 I assure you, it is not made from a large banana and a red pepper. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6016 It's the used vehicle for former parading by Ronald McDonald in Russia - quite the collectible. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6017 Perhaps this is the best option squeezing into spots in a crowded parking lot. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
6018 It's zero emissions and the guy who makes them never tweets. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
6019 You will not find a car more eco friendly. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6020 It’s not a Tesla, who needs all the bells and whistles. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6021 Our polls said buyers wanted something fun, inexpensive, and better for the environment. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
6022 This baby's got zero emissions, and if you have yourself, I'll throw in an apple juice. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6023 Young drivers love these. You can ride them around for a few weeks and then abandon them in a front or back yard for decades. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6024 It just screams youthful exuberance! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6025 Elon originally had it in his stable of designs so we treat it with kid gloves. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6026 Many of our customers are buying golf carts now. They fit their budget and their parking spaces. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6027 And yes, Master Wayne, it does come in black. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6028 Take it or leave it, this is the only electric vehicle still on the lot... 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6029 One of the originals from the McDonald’s crew, this beauty gets a whopping 30 gallons per the milkshake 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6030 This car arrived just before sanctions were imposed. It's a top seller in Russia where it is touted as the solution to global warming. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
6031 This right here we call your inner child automobile. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6032 The previous owner sold because "the road was made of lava" 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6033 This planet saver converts heckling into clean usable energy. It also equips the driver with a horrible toupee for extra power on hills. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6034 As we like to say, the future is eclectic. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
6035 It's got over 200 horsepower if you yell "Neigh!" loud enough and really mean it. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6036 The previous owner sold it because he was a few clowns short of a circus. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6037 And of course, here we have the Flintstone 5000, the perfect fitness-based vehicle for this economy! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6038 Well all I can say Mr Flintstone is that I think you’ll be really happy with your new upgraded model and I wish you many happy travelling miles 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
6039 You like Cappuccino’s? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6040 Fair price with gas free! Where else could you get this best car with fair price? Umm actually the toy shop also has it with 50% discount but if you buy with us now, I can get you some keychains. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
6041 First, we got little kids cell phones. Now, their own cars. Tomorrow, reverse mortgages! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6042 It's essentially maintenance-free. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6043 This car has so few miles because it never left the owner's driveway. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6044 I drove here in this. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6045 McDonalds has upgraded their Happy Meal toys. Now you can have a larger, plastic piece of shit. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
6046 This “Condiment Cruiser” is perfect for your food delivery business 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
6047 If you get tired of pedaling, there is also a four horsepower engine. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6048 Park in the living room and rug putt on a rainy day. 1.1385 0.04317 65 58 6 1
6049 You’ll feel 30 years younger when you drive it! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6050 Plenty of headroom and excellent visibility. And it fits your budget. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6051 You could double your trade in value if you had those all-weather floor mats 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6052 On the plus side, it's very fuel efficient. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6053 And here we have the original Consumer Caddy!!! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6054 This beauty is pre-emission requirements,and has original composite body panels. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6055 We're calling it "The Lemonato." 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6056 It runs entirely on biofuels - primarily pasta and applesauce but you might want to give it cake and ice cream once a year. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6057 Forget electric ... this is the future of cars. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6058 No, sorry sir, it does not come in other colors. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
6059 You‘re right, the colors do deter some potential buyers, but what with inflation and parts shortages, this right now is our most popular model. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6060 With our new first home buyers grant this is what you can afford 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6061 …and here is our best answer to rising gas prices. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6062 And here we have the brand new deluxe model 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6063 For its age, and previous owner, it’s in surprisingly great condition. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6064 It not only gets great miles to the gallon, but it also serves as a golf cart! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6065 Both Car and Drive and Motortrend have called this one "a gateway car." 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
6066 Looking for something more eco-friendly? Rising gas prices ain't got nothin' on our classics. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6067 We’re out of “not your father’s” Chevrolet, but I just got in a “not your son’s” cozy coupe. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6068 ride alongside the neighborhood kids, all for a sweet 40 monopoly dollars. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6069 It’s fuel efficient as hell, and perfect for getting from work to Lego fort. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6070 It takes you back - and very economically 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6071 What’s the mileage? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6072 ....and this is our stocking stuffer. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6073 You’ll save enough on gas money to allow you to buy a real car. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6074 It’s an early model, but ever member of the family can drive it. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6075 I cut back on buying my daily coffee so now I can buy a car 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
6076 Admittedly, we’re relying on a bit of nostalgia to drive sales… 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6077 This baby gets better gas mileage than any electric vehicle on the market today” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6078 I think it used IG filters 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6079 This filter shows if your car is red and yellow 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6080 Yessiree bob! Very low mileage. Just scooted up and down the driveway. Runs on milk and cookies too. It’s a real bargain! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6081 The younger kids really love this one. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6082 The last owner was some clown named Pennywise. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6083 How young do you want to feel? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6084 It was previously owned by Roy Croc. He had two of them and, parked next to each other, they were the genesis of the Golden Arches. 1.1373 0.06871 51 47 1 3
6085 With the price is gas, you won't regret this purchase! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6086 A seven year old just turned this in. Only a few years old. It has some dead newts, a few rocks and an ant farm, otherwise it's Priced to Move. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6087 Wel-l-l, I see a black car with a gray roof. Why do you ask? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6088 And with our new sight-identifier technology, you’ll be able to find this in any parking lot! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6089 And she only ever drove it to Sunday school. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6090 It's called the Model-T Afford 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
6091 Every family should own one of these. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6092 ...and with a top speed of 2mph, this our very safest model! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6093 THIS ONE hERE IS A REAL BABE MAGNET 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6094 If you’re looking for young, hip AND fuel-efficient — this one is sure to impress the kiddos. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6095 It may not be what you had in mind, but it is available today! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6096 …..and on top of all of that, it’s environmentally friendly. You’ll really reduce your carbon footprint! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6097 This is the most environment friendly model we have - until you try to get rid of it! 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
6098 Glad I finally tracked you down to let you know your car's extended warranty is about to expire. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
6099 It was only driven three miles by a little old lady. Eighty years ago. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6100 You know you always wanted one. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6101 One owner and hardly any miles - really easy at the gas pump too! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6102 .....and when you bang on these pipes they make different notes depending on where you hit them.... 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6103 I know it's an EV but what's it's range. I've heard about range anxiety from my therapist. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6104 This is our most energy efficient model. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6105 It’s just like the Flintstone’s car 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
6106 Well since you wanna be a baby about how our cars “aren’t safe” and “dangerous” how about a baby car you little baby 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6107 Its only had one owner and is sure to make you feel 10 years younger. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6108 Yes, the price is high, but this one is the most environmentally safe and energy efficient of them all. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6109 Say what you will, it is our best selling model. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6110 Don’t forget to park in your handicap. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6111 Save on electricity and gas! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6112 Each model is named after a famous Bobsledder. This one is the John Candy. The pillows come with each one. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6113 I don’t know about this color combination. Everyone wants white or black now. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6114 My wife is leaving me. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6115 It's One-Seater car... But as an Uber driver, you will be able to save a lot on gas! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6116 We've found models like these easy to flip 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6117 What will it take for me to squeeze you into this gem and scoot off the lot? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6118 It gets better gas than a Tesla. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6119 It’s really not that COZY, but these days it is a COUP! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6120 just one previous owner... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6121 The Flintstone is the latest in economic driving. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6122 Real hit with the toddlers. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6123 It's a great car in our global warming age. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6124 this model comes with same day assembly and the added feature of a travel sippy cup holder 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6125 Relieves gas pains 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6126 I don’t know. He just tossed me the keys and said he’d be right back. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6127 It gets great mileage and it fills that sad and empty part of you that comes from your deprived childhood. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6128 This one's all the rage right now with the hedge fund crowd. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6129 I know it’s not your typical midlife crisis car but this will definitely make you feel like a kid again @serenaterner @phazma.vis 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6130 You mentioned you wanted to downsize now that your Cabbage Patch Kids are off at college. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6131 And this is something traded in by Ronald McDonald after petrol prices went up.. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6132 Reduce your carbon footprint and gas bill with the Legging Model. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
6133 Now, this model is for ages eight and up and comes with factory-installed with juice cupholders. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6134 It gets a bajillion miles per gallon. 1.1358 0.05198 81 74 3 4
6135 It used to be our most safe car beacause of the fliiping factore . 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6136 This model comes with its own driving range. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6137 This year's model is a real beauty, but only comes in "affordable red." 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6138 I was only driven to the golf course on Sundays to avoid church. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6139 This is our only zero emissions vehicle currently. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6140 Of course it's different - it's the latest in personalized style. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6141 The only accident involved a bike with training wheels going over ten miles per hour. I’m telling you, it literally bounced off this baby. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6142 And it comes with our written guarantee that you will never be stopped for speeding. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6143 The former owner only scooted it up and down the driveway on weekends! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6144 Something vintage and efficient for the self-sufficient. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6145 This'll be perfect for that drive to the office. I'm assuming you work at home and your office is just in the next room. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6146 You need the exercise and, frankly, to reconnect with your childhood 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6147 Our economy model is the same as the rest, except for the gas, breaks, headlights, radio, and trunk. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6148 Included is a manual, eco-friendly “Flintstone Mode”. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6149 Yup, it’s a classic. Low mileage, driveway driven, keyless entry and start. 0-5 in 30 feet. Kinda sells itself. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6150 Ah, an eco-friendly, carbon-neutral, second-hand model you say? I have just the thing for you. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6151 The Highway Safety Rating? Well, you're not gonna choke on anything! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6152 This is the vehicle of the future, most popular among Gen Alpha. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6153 The engine is an unpredictable as Wall Street and the interest rate as low as the stock prices. Only 0.01% interest rate! You would look absolutely dashing in this vehicle! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6154 We call this the 'Starter Car.' You drive around in this piece of crap before you get ready to move up to a better car. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6155 All you really need with it are good soles on your shoes. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6156 It's a classic Tesla. Only $1.5M. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6157 This one screams you—thirty years ago. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6158 And this little beauty is our most efficient model. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6159 Think of all the money you will save on gas. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6160 This one fits your budget and the kid only used it to go from their family room to the kitchen once, maybe twice a week. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6161 It was owned by a little old troll who only drove it under the bridge. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6162 It was driven by a Montessori kid who only used it to go to the butterfly garden on Saturdays. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6163 This baby requires no gas, no electricity, and is provides a great workout! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6164 With the rising gas prices, I would recommend this model! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6165 Thank goodness for this bad boy on March 15th 2020 - only thing left at JFK Rent-a-Car! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6166 Low miles, great entry level car, we can probably negotiate a bit on that 22k price tag 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6167 Yes,it has its short comings, but it does hold 12 clowns. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6168 Just think what this baby will do for your fitbit! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6169 This Golf Cart comes with the standard Canvas Ragtop, but we’ve never had a “Hole in One”. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6170 Its vibrant colors makes it especially safe on the freeways at night. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6171 You can't beat this model if you're looking decrease your carbon footprint. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6172 The hybrid model is backordered 6 months. The all-electric model has a 9 month wait. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6173 The cars with color are actually half off. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6174 And our latest trade-in, only driven to the park on Sundays. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6175 Here is the best bang for your buck! No gas needed and you can cancel your gym membership! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6176 It does give off a Flintstones vibe, but you can also save by canceling your gym membership. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6177 This is our non-internet connected, minimum carbon footprint, "Freedom" model. Hill capability, only down, but quite efficient in that department. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6178 It’s a classic car with great gas mileage! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6179 And if you think we'll cover the expenses of an accident, we'll fix your little red wagon! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6180 Not only is this beauty cozy, it's only been used for short trips close to home! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6181 You're going to want to avoid hills with this one. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6182 It's all made with recycled plastics. It's as green as it gets, and the kids will love it too ! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6183 The deluxe option includes 73 clowns. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6184 Sure, you can test drive, but I recommend you put on tennis shoes first. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6185 It's convertible too, remove the top and your kid can drive it to kindergarten 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6186 The "no gas" option has been the most popular one lately 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6187 It’s not the most practical, but these are all the rage with our younger crowd! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6188 This model is shown to reduce personal use of the company car. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6189 It was inspired by the banana tomato plant in the CEO's garden. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6190 It belonged to a famous politician. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
6191 Unlike Henry Ford, all ours are red and yellow. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6192 The same car was driven by Lil Tyke 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6193 85,000 is really the lowest I can go. This model is in high demand right now and this is a really good deal.” yo 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6194 Just think of the money you'll save on gas or electricity. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6195 It goes from 0-60 in 2 seconds if you run on all the anger and anxiety you have for this world. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6196 You’ll get your lowest gas bill with this one 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6197 You can drive it or your toddler can drive it. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6198 We've got a great deal on windows, too. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
6199 For sale: Baby car, never used 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
6200 Our newest model doesn't require gas or electricity. We call it the 'Toddla' 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6201 Only one careless owner...and only driven on golf greens to move a blob of rancid grease. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
6202 Of course, there's no gas tank. Just another thing to consider." 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6203 The pedals offer great gas mileage and great exercise. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6204 I reckon there's a whole untapped market of post-mid-life-crisis consumers who don't give a #%&@. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6205 No It’s not my golf cart 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6206 It's the ideal vehicle for those who have given up on ever appearing as a sexual being to another human again. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6207 This one has quite a story. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6208 most men find that this model fits their personality best 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6209 ...and out gift to your toddler, a McPotty on wheels. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6210 Sun City Special 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6211 And it uses no gas at all! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6212 As long as you stand leg room is not a problem 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6213 ...and I'll throw in the sippy cup holders because I like ya. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6214 A fun little ride. FEET brake system saves a ton on brake repairs. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6215 It saves a ton on gas. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6216 Not just toddlers use this 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6217 You’ll have to come back in six months to have the chip installed. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6218 THIS is the most environmentally friendly car ever built. And you won’t believe the price! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6219 Bring it back in two weeks and no one will call you out for having a golf cart. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6220 Not only will it save you money at the gas pump, you’ll get great cardio workouts! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6221 I'll have to talk to my manager, but I'm pretty sure we can throw in an NFT. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
6222 I think this may be the only one within your price range 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6223 Who told you that this Tesla x McDonald’s happy Meal toy was worth as much as a Prius, Jack? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6224 between me and you, it’s the perfect car to pick up babes - hot ones and…well, actual babies 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6225 And over here we have the 2016 model, The Donald Trump. Everyone is saying it’s tremendous. The best car there ever was. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6226 Mini Cooper? Nah. Cozy Coupe has the headroom, and we'll put the racing stripes on for free. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6227 This is the last preowned Vehicle on the lot, it gets great mileage 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6228 .You tell me you have been saving money for a lifetime for a car, and i am happy to show you this for the amound, it comes in green as well. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6229 And this sporty model will really make you feel young again! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6230 This is Tesla’s new McFlintstone. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6231 Fisher Price is taking the nostalgia craze to another level, you could even call it a vintage model 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6232 Does this look like a good car? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6233 And this is Tesla’s new ‘minimalist’ model. Powered by your energy, speed is whatever you want it to be, 360 degree steering, smooth interior, and nature-powered air con.’ 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
6234 Jones saved $10 per month and 18 years later, thanks to interest, he bought his kid his first car. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6235 Kinda makes you a more colorful individual!!! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6236 If you want to save on gas, look no further. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6237 The mice need to be changed every 3,000 miles. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6238 Motor? No motor, just a hole in the floor where the clowns come out. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6239 This vintage model only had one owner but later in life he won the Indy 500. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6240 This one is made for a clown like you sir. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6241 Eco-friendly and zero carbon footprint. This green vehicle is the best start for your kid. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6242 I know what you're thinking, but with your limited income and gas prices soaring, this little sportster will save you tons of money! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6243 It's very low on gas......however it is only for one person. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6244 Our cars have got the most stunning energy-saving technology that goes beyond your imagination... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6245 I thought you have great recommendation, but it’s just a childish car. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6246 The steering is not connected to the wheels but we can have one or our sales staff push you around. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6247 You'll love the peddling quality and easy of shoe-to-road breaking. This model can take a licking and keep sitting back up for more. And, do I have to stress the savings you'll have on gas?! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6248 And on average you'll get 65 smiles/gallon. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6249 This little baby will save you a lot of money at the pump, but you’ll have to pedal.” 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6250 And lastly we have the "Solo Solar" Tesla's first entry in this market. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6251 We have a special deal on this golf cart version. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6252 It's my kid's. It's bring your kid to work day. It's not for sale, you idiot. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6253 You have to pedal with your feet, but you save a lot on gas. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6254 It's eco-friendly AND heart-friendly. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6255 This is our only manual in stock at the moment. It's a 2018, but it's only had one owner and has been well-maintained. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6256 It comes with a cargo trailer hitch. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6257 With the rising price of gas, you’ll get good value with this one. It’s a two-seater so you’ll have to leave the kids at home. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6258 It’s got a little scratches on it but it’ll get you to where you’re going. You’d be today’s modern Fred Flintstone! Be the envy of all the primitive people in your neighborhood! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6259 The perfect choice for your child’s first car and feeling of disappointment 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6260 And here’s our latest, high efficiency model. Since it doesn’t need a chip, we could have this baby customized to you in a week! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6261 One previous owner; a little toddler from Pasadena. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6262 Don’t be fooled. Can hold up to 23 clowns! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6263 The top speed is low but the gas mileage is amazing. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6264 Airy and economical 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6265 You’ll need an oil change every 6 months and a diaper change once a day. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6266 Very low mileage — never left the backyard. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6267 And this one really brings out your inner child. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6268 'Our newest model. The can opener. Named because of the low seating area." 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6269 ‘In this current climate of gas pricing you can’t not afford this little baby?’ 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
6270 It's our number one sales in Florida. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
6271 You can test drive it to the line over there, but if step on it, you'll break your mama's back. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6272 This is our newest vehicle It's the gasless wind up mdel. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6273 It’s perfect for NYC - completely fuel efficient and environmentally friendly. Yours for only $4,500. A bargain! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6274 And in our desperate attempt to match the trend of messing up your childhood & nostalgia we present to you - The Flintstones 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6275 This two-tone affordable sedan was owned by a little girl who only drove it to Sunday school. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6276 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6277 This is cutting edge, green as it gets my good sir, the Tesla killer - The Yabba Dabba Do. 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
6278 and talk about ease of parking.......! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6279 We recommend you go with the Commuter-fit option, which includes cross-trainer sneakers, a cupholder, and bluetooth. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6280 And for folks at your maturity level, we have a lot of success with this beauty right here. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6281 And, now, the ultimate vehicle available to lower your carbon footprint. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6282 The owner got a great deal on a used scooter,and still cried like a baby when he left here. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6283 It gets AMAZING gas mileage, you just can't take it out on the highway. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6284 Forget Peloton! This is *the* stylish leg workout you've been looking for! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6285 This model gets amazing mileage 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6286 Kids supermini meets golf cart - all-round one of the best hybrids on the market. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6287 And this little baby gets the best gas mileage of all the cars on the lot. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6288 This is our top seller right now - it comes with foot pedals instead of gasoline! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6289 We call it the "Trump Car". Pam Sydney Australia 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6290 ...and if those features weren't enough, it's the only motor vehicle you can drive on a golf course! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6291 Actually, it does great on the highway once you get the hang of using the magnet to latch onto trucks. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6292 It's our new PEDALCAR, it does not need gas. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6293 Well, it won't go zero to 60 in four seconds, but..." 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6294 Ecofriendly aaaaand....it comes with a lifetime supply of baby formula 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6295 This shows the world you care about the environment. Plus, it also comes in blue! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6296 Sure the gas mileage is great, but it's a little out of my price range. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
6297 This is for your next mission Jim Bondy lad, as inconspicuous as it gets... 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
6298 ...and if you're looking for something to leave tipped over in your front yard... 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6299 And if the price of gas goes higher, you can always use the pedal attachment. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6300 Now, if you wanna talk low impact... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6301 In this condition, it's a steal at $14,500. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6302 You'll feel like a technicolor driver in a black and white world. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6303 Sure it's pedal powered, but think of the gas savings! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6304 How about this baby? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6305 Under 10,000 original miles. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6306 Boss says to play up the nostalgia on this affordable first-car model. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6307 It's available in different colors. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6308 I'm even willing to carve out a sunroof at no extra charge. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6309 And it comes with a 5 year supply of shoe soles!!! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6310 If fuel economy is your only concern-here she is! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6311 with the price of gas today it's certainly a vehicle to consider 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6312 It's all electric. Let me show you where the AA batteries go. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6313 After spending 2 hours in Costco...you can find it...oh, wait...you can't go to Costo with this. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6314 …And there are no computer chips on board so if there is a solar flare it’ll still run. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6315 This beauty will not only make you feel like a kid again, it gets fantastic gas mileage too! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6316 You can fit so many clowns in this bad boy. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6317 With gas prices so high, and your budget so low this is as close to a Tesla that you can afford! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6318 This is what we call a ‘nostalgia’ model 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6319 That’s right, this here is the President’s new plan to fight rising fuel prices and inflation 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6320 Apparently it comes with something called "color" but you will have to take my word on that. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6321 ”The whoopee cushion is an optional add-on, but we can roll that into the financing. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6322 This is the economic car of the future! No gas, electric, or even a driver’s license! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6323 Road tested by Miles Toogo, age two 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6324 Think of it as a hundred percent green: zero emissions. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6325 It's going to sell like crazy... it's the only car in the lot in color! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6326 It was only played with on Sundays and garaged the rest of the week. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6327 Sure, it's not the most flashy, but think how much you'll save on gas. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6328 Gas milage: Check; Novelty: Check; Life Insuranace Payout: Check 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6329 Environmentally friendly. Fun to drive. We'll sell a million of them! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6330 Sorry, this is the only color it comes in. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6331 Only has half a mile on it. The previous owner mainly used it to tantrum in. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6332 Driving this car is Child's play. No gasoline, no charging and there's even an under the seat cooler for juice boxes. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6333 And this little number has never been kissed, as we say in the trade. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6334 For $20,000 and naming rights of your first child, she’s all yours! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6335 Take my word- you’ll roll off this lot a meme. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6336 Small car, big dreams (ie: to buy the rest of it) 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6337 Yup, just like the Trabant, this is what happens when government completely controls an economy. And yet you want more government. Are you a moron? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6338 It's a revolutionary earth-friendly concept that we call pedal power. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6339 Not only is it easy to park, but you'll never have to buy gas for it. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6340 This is our baby model.. fresh off the assembly line! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6341 Extremely eco-friendly, except of course for the plastic. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6342 This baby will also keep you high and dry in bad weather. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6343 And this is our new "inflation-buster". 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6344 1/2 a golden arch will save gas. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6345 We got this beauty at a police auction. Low mileage, but the previous owner was a hitman who would transport his victims' bodies in it. Crap, why do I always bring that up? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6346 I just spoke to my manager and he said that if you buy today, he'll add a spoiler at no charge. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6347 It's now made by BMW. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6348 Specially designed for a thrifty person 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6349 If you're into constantly barking your shins this little baby has a lot of bang--or should I say "bark" --for your buck. Actually, it's twelve bucks, but you get what I mean. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6350 It's an utility terrain vehicle for sophisticated urbanites. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6351 No test drives — MY car! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6352 It’s a repo from some golf club in West Palm, I think. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6353 ...and it comes in an assortment of Crayola colors. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6354 If you show this one don't mention we found it on the tree lawn. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
6355 The previous owner only used it to go to a toy church on Sundays. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6356 It's from The 6th Dimension Car Company. Imagine the signposts you'll see as you listen to the sound system on your journey through this wonderous land. Rod somebody owned this one. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6357 A classic that never goes out of style. A steal at $45,000 and environmentally sound. (Bonus: too many DUIs? Driver's license unnecessary.) 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6358 Perpetual air conditioning, no rust, great visibility, kids play to drive, and we can toy around with the price. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6359 You can have in any color you want,as long as it’s red and yellow 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6360 I'd pick this one with plenty of headroom and your great Golden Gopher colors! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6361 Here we have a classic, great gas mileage. Previous owner lost 300 pounds with this bad boy. Took I10 in to work every day. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6362 We also have a Flintstone model too if you’re a family man. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6363 Do you expect me to buy a "car" that doesn't have any doors? 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
6364 Feel stuck in a boring, monochrome life? Nothing beats our amazing technicolor dream-mobile for bringing back joy. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6365 Two words: fuel economy. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6366 It'll do 72 or par on the fairways And only Had a 1 handicap owner 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6367 You'll have no problem keeping up with the Joneses with this baby. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6368 I assure you, the clackers have been removed, and a nice Flintstone’s theme song will play whenever they use it! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6369 It’s our answer to road rage. This way you can toy with the emotions of the other drivers without anyone getting hurt. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6370 this could be a great starter vehicle for your son its just $2999 after tax 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6371 Our special — pre-owned by Arnold Palmer. Today only, includes free golf bag! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6372 It’s what we call a bread ‘n no-butter series 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
6373 This model received a Top Safety Pick Award in 2022 after it was redesigned to eliminate all choking hazards. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6374 This here runs on AAA rechargeable batteries. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6375 The president is on the floor stimulating the accelerator. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6376 Not only is it fuel efficient, it’s also the last red car on the lot 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6377 Yeah you're still going to need that Trucoat 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6378 zero emissions, never out of gas, always in style 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6379 Just think about how much you'll save each month on gas. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6380 Fuel-efficient affordable housing. Parking space not included. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6381 It's the latest in carbon-neutral transportation. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
6382 My daughters art class built it from trike parts. But it's great for business cause everybody wants to buy one. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6383 No, 007, this is not a joke. You've written off everything else. This is all that's left." 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
6384 The previous owner ran away to join the circus. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6385 And it's got room for the whole family--the previous owner easily fit 12 clowns inside! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
6386 Gas prices, schmas prices! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6387 If you can increase your down payment, I can get you into this climate darling and still meet your monthly car payment target. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6388 This one has a two foot power engine, every kid's dream is to have one of these. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6389 'Now this one really is a boy toy.' 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6390 Sure, it’s second hand, but where are you going to find mileage like point five? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6391 Hmph, car salesman! What part of "all wheel drive" does he not get? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6392 Just graduated you say? Majored in poetry was it? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6393 At least it’s larger than my apartment…. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6394 You won't believe the miles per gallon on this one! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6395 This bipedal baby waves at gas and electric stations. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6396 We do offer black and white, as a dealer option. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6397 It’s the perfect vehicle for men who want to make out with women with exceptionally long legs. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6398 Now here's a fun ride.... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6399 And this is our Bimba, very economical, 0 gas consumption Eco friendly, and the kids will love it… 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6400 this model comes with a great extended warranty that includes monthly pedicures by our boys in the service department 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6401 This one comes with your standard pair of floppy shoes and squirting flower 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6402 I think this model will fit your needs perfectly. No worries about exorbitant fuel costs, it is not affected by the chip shortage and there is no waiting list like for an EV. You can drive this one off the lot today! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6403 Street legal as long as you live in The Villages 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6404 It belonged to a little old lady who only drove it to psychedelic drug-crazed orgies once a month. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6405 And this beauty here is a classic eco-friendly alternative for a young family. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6406 It needs neither electricity nor gas. Just call your crossfit friend 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6407 this is the car I gave to my grandchild when she was three and she gave me a ride. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6408 And for a small nominal fee, we will include as many clowns as you wish. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6409 I’d highly recommend the Toddler trim level. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6410 We got a great family car over here! You'll be able to fit up to four embryos on their way to soccer practice. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6411 And just think,with all the gas money that you’ll save, you’ll be able to afford a terrific podiatrist. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6412 This one looks a little small 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6413 it really gives you such a youthful appearance 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6414 Well you did say you were on a tight budget for a hybrid-- its got a battery AND pedals! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6415 . "He outgrew it long before he wore it out" 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6416 Legend says it belonged to Ronald McDonalds himself… it comes with a life time of free Big Macs on any drive-thru, nation wide. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6417 Are you coloured? get coloured 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6418 To sweeten the deal, we'll throw in a 2-year-old warranty as well 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6419 With the Twitter bid, Mr. Musk has been obliged to reduce production costs. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6420 Only had one owner. The guy was a real clown but was serious about car care. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6421 With the right brontosaurus, you would look just like Fred Flintstone. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6422 We also have this in Black and White 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6423 Since Uber took over, the yellow wont be a problem, even in Manhattan. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6424 It has excellent child-locks. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6425 This vintage model will make you feel young again. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6426 Global warming doesn’t stand a chance against this puppy. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6427 It's an attempt to attract a younger customer base. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6428 And this is our newest, environmental model, designed to allow any car behind to push you without losing power. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6429 On the other hand,this fine vehicle is ready to go now,without any semiconductor chips. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6430 Only a 6 month wait? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6431 Kids are pretty smart these days. We're just tapping into an underutilized market. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6432 The past owner loved it. He only used it for a year. Great deal; pretty much new 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6433 The most popular car in World since its inception. Look a the lines and the large windows to the world around us! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
6434 The previous owner couldn't afford the gas. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
6435 Barely used. Its prior owner died of cooties before putting too many miles on it. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
6436 I highly recommend picking one up, if you have the means. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
6437 This model here is a classic, only 500 miles, never breaks down, and it runs on renewable energy. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6438 This is the future of personal travel. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6439 It’s pedal powered and gets a 1/4 mile per calorie. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6440 Presenting our latest version of D-Electric car. It drives, thrives and glorifies. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6441 As you know there have been some supply chain issues,but this just came in. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6442 Here we have our most fuel efficient model. Definitely worth the price. Previously owned by a bookish three year old. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6443 I did't say 0 to 60, I said to sexy. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6444 No supply chain issues with this baby. Our latest innovation: PEDAL POWER! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6445 And his model is available for $20,000 and a magic decoder ring. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6446 And this little cutie priced at $20,000 can easily do 10 mph on the golf course !! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
6447 It does have that avant-garde touch I have been looking for... 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6448 And you can lease this for only $75 a month. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6449 The shopping cart attachment is an available extra. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6450 Towing capacity of a Tundra and 0-60 in under 7 seconds 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6451 The new Flintstone 2022 comes with wheels. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6452 And it will probably fit in your hall closet! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6453 This baby will only cost you around one pair of jogging shoes every three months, more if you're a speeder, and the cardio is crazy good. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6454 Due to the supply chain crisis,the pandemic,runaway inflation,gas prices,war,and of course climate change,we are now offering gas less and powerless cars. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6455 It comes with a bran-new pair of running shoes! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6456 Just the vehicle for you, that rare person who dabbles with painting while skimming through the desert sands. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6457 It’s great on gas! 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
6458 Well, we do have one electric car in stock. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6459 ............and this one was once owned by John Voight. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6460 No gas. No electricity. Just good ole foot power. They're all the rage now. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6461 Two minds make a creative mind. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6462 This would make a perfect first car for your son. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6463 Zero emissions, unlimited gas mileage, smartest car on the lot. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6464 I am sorry Mr. Flinstone, but our compact rate is the cheapest we have. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6465 Not only will you be doing your bit to help the environment, but your children can drive you to work! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6466 Gas, hybrid, or electric? No ... *ahem* ... milk. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6467 And here we have our carbon-positive, self-driving model. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
6468 Zero to 60 in 5.7 seconds, towing capacity 5,000 lbs, no maintenance costs, no gas costs. All this and your mileage may very depending upon leg strength. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6469 It just appeared here in Pleasantville! No engine, no transmission...but has something called COLOR that we’ve never seen before. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6470 The miles on this are only 20! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6471 And then of course, we have our zero emission option 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6472 It's a timeless classic that will pay for itself with what you'll save in fuel alone. -Lori Markert Bergenfield, NJ 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6473 We call this model the tomato/banana but you can get it in banana/tomato too. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6474 Motorless eco-drive. Once you’re in traffic, the jam moves it along! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6475 Youll 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6476 They hybrid option is that your son can pedal it to school 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6477 They’ve removed some features due to the chip shortage. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6478 Elon Musk just bought the manufacturer. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6479 Here's Peter Pan's trade-in 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6480 It’s not a new model but it has a history of being a great first car that is fun and affordable. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6481 You like this one? Well, they say opposites attract. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6482 No normal person has bought this one 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6483 Here's the perfect car for your wife, sir; roomy interior, hard plastic frame for wrecks, cannot be scratched in the grocery store parking lot. O, and it won't take up your garage/his workshop 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6484 We know 3 miles is high for the year, but it doesn't have a spot of rust on it. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6485 Alright Carl, you said you were looking for an affordable self-driving car. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6486 With your budget, may I suggest this beau 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6487 I can get you a great deal on a coupe! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6488 This is our 2022 "Inflation XXS Mini". It gets 75 mpg and maxes out at 9 mph. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6489 This car will definitely save you money when you go shopping at Costco. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6490 Yes the steering is a little vague, however you did mention you wanted to attract attention I can think of nothing better sir. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6491 The car market in 2022; All millennials could afford. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6492 Zero carbon emissions, open air canopy, low mileage, and we'll even throw in a parking brick at no additional cost. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6493 With gas prices these days you’ll be glad to hear that this one gets about 5 miles to the binky 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6494 It’s a well preserved classic with original paint and it averages just 4 blisters per mile. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6495 That would be $261552782 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
6496 It's perfect for any age: you pictured it when you were a child, you're choosing it as an adult, and you'll still be paying for it as an elderly. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6497 a child is optional 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6498 It's no Power Wheels, but it will get you to where you're going. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6499 Only driven on Sundays on visits to Nana's house.... 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6500 Now you have the time to run errands and get a good workout in! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6501 No sir air con is extra. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6502 This bad boy can carry colors apparently. First one in. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
6503 This one's only had one preschool owner. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6504 it has that reminds you of your childhood kinda feel . 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6505 It's great for parking in tight spots 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6506 And I guarantee you’ll save thousands of dollars a year with this sweet ride. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6507 Bread man introducing his new creation,the red and yellow toy car for kids to the reporter next to him. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6508 You're in luck - Ronald McDonald just traded in this beauty. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6509 Your adversaries are expecting an Aston Martin, 007. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6510 We call this the Steven King, Clown Car. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6511 We asked a focus group how to get millennials interested in cars. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6512 If going zero to sixty matters to you, this one is good for all ages. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6513 Our latest energy efficient model 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6514 This is the finest automobile on this lot. You're going to get so much top-shelf pussy with this car, you're not gonna know what to do with all of it. I took the car for a test drive last week and now I'm facing three paternity suits." 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6515 You won't be afraid to say 'fill her up'. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6516 Beep, beep, beep, beep Who got the keys to the jeep? Vroooooooom 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6517 Not only will you not have to worry about gas mileage, the aerobic workout you'll get will be beyond anything you'd expect! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6518 Don't worry we got rid of all our lemons. I think you'll like this banana, it's a peach. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6519 This low-mileage beauty won’t last long. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6520 This Russian assault vehicle is right off the truck! Indestructible. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6521 Our largest seller! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6522 This is our most economical model. It does not ever need to be refilled with gas, nor does it ever need to be charged at any station. All you need to do, once in a while, is buy a new pair of shoes. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6523 I’ll throw in new wipers and some diapers. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6524 The built in pedal option will save you a fortune on gas. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6525 I heard the designer got the idea from his five year old. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6526 ...and you can deflate it and park it in your pocket. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6527 I'm sure we'll find some clown who will buy it, or maybe a whole group of them. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6528 This is our post-electric model, with 98% fewer moving parts 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6529 One previous stone-age owner, comes with clean title chiseled in granite. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6530 Not that awful red.... but let's go with Ukranian Blue 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6531 At only $100,000 it's quite a bargain. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6532 We called upon our "shadow board" to help address the chip shortage" 🤷🏽‍♀ 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6533 This just came in from a garage sale...perfect for a first driver. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6534 The most energy efficient on the market. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6535 Not the safest option, but it'll save you thousands at the pump. 1.1228 0.06167 57 53 1 3
6536 And I can offer you free financing after I run a Santa rating report to see if you're on the Nice list. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6537 The premium model comes with a siren and lights, so people will move out of your lane 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6538 This all-electric baby is what is allowing Mr. Musk to purchase Twitter! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6539 This model has 1 manpower. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6540 This is our most fuel-efficient model. Unfortunately, it’s on back-order until December due to global automotive microchip shortage. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6541 “No worries about rust or catalytic converter theft on this model.” 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6542 Ready to drive away today 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6543 It was last owned by a little old clown to drove it once a week at the circus 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6544 This retro model has been upgraded to sync with most fitness trackers. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6545 You just don’t see Coupes in such good condition. Zero carbon emissions. Win win. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6546 …and it’s completely unaffected by gas prices! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6547 It’s a serious chick magnet if you are hoping to attract a marathon runner. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6548 She gets really great gas mileage. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6549 I know it looks small, but the leg room is incredible! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6550 Sure, the ladies love it, it's just that they're all 6 years old. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6551 For a bit more, we can get it for you in yellow and red! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
6552 It has zero carbon footprint,because it runs on your kid’s legs 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
6553 MCDONALDS EXPANDING ITS PRODUCT LINE! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6554 This looks like a great first car for my son. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6555 It's got all the features a Tesla Model 3 has... except for windows and doors. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6556 We call it the Genzy, you know, for Gen Z. Runs on your iPhone. Cool, huh? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6557 Pedal driven. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6558 Only driven twice; once by Prince George, once by Princess Charlotte…they decided not to pass it on to Harry’s children. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6559 The main point when you're selling this little beauty; no more car payments or gym membership dues! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6560 With the price of gas... 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6561 … With all the chip shortages I can I guarantee you no other dealership in town has THIS model available 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6562 And this one starts at $20,000. You know even with inflation that’s a pretty good deal. Even comes with a happy meal 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6563 It's not fast but get great mileage! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6564 Due to inflation, this is the only thing in the lot within your budget. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6565 This is one of our more eco-friendly models that can reduce your gasoline costs to zero. Open design allows for increased visibility. You have the option to upgrade your tires to 6" diameter and the sports package includes side tassels. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6566 It's Belgian. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6567 As car prices are skyrocketing, we've turned to cheaper options for our customers. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6568 Sure. Three in front. Three in back but you have never heard the cacophony when my kids think they have to diet. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6569 Gas is a thing of the past and so is Tesla. Take a look at this. No batteries needed. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6570 With gas prices so high, this foot pedal model is the thing to buy, and good for your health, too. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6571 All the cool kids are driving a coupe. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6572 And here's our retro Flintstone-mobile - extremely fuel efficient! 1.1212 0.04588 66 61 3 2
6573 A Fringe on top is optional 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6574 V8 Splash® engine in this one. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6575 It's very gas efficient, but you might need to shorten your legs. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6576 Believe it or not, twenty clowns could fit in this car. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6577 this low -mileage beauty was only driven on Sundays 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6578 We can get you into this affordable model right here for easy payments of $699 per month - but I’m not promising that getting you back out of car will be easy” 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6579 This model runs on gas? No. Hybrid? No. Ah, so then it’s electric? … Well, also no… 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6580 The only environmental impact is you'll wear out a few more pairs of shoes. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6581 I'm sorry, we can't budge on the colors. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6582 The only thing this baby doesn't have is a tax rebate. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6583 Small, are you kidding me? I've seen this beauty accommodate the tall man, the fat man and the tall-fat-bearded lady with her giant snake." 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6584 If you drive it off the lot today, I will throw in a pair of previously owned, low mileage sneakers." Lloyd Berkowitz, Boca Raton, F 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6585 No gas, no electric, and the pedals make you feel young again! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6586 kids really be growing up on McDonald's in this country 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6587 Sorry, this is the only affordable alternative-fuel vehicle we sell. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6588 All sales final-even when you see my toddler crying like a baby. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6589 and get a load of this shit huh? hey lets- pff lets pretend this is a real car haha. okay so yeah uh this ones got uhh great gas mileage to the uhh gallon hahaha this is so great like its obviously not a real car but we're just pretending it is haha 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6590 And here is our ultimate environmentally friendly vehicle. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6591 When you hit your midlife crisis, this can make you feel very young again. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6592 Our new zero emission car,we call it, 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6593 It comes with all the bells and whistles. The uh, previous owner had a thing for bells and whistles. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6594 Nostalgic, or are you worried about gas prices? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6595 So you want a car that understands the economy AND your pockets? Let me show you our new favorite 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6596 We don’t offer paternity leave, childcare, or a salary to save for college, but we do rent this out to parents for $50 a day, no strings attached. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6597 When you live in nyc and don’t want to deal with traffic. So you drive on the sidewalks. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6598 Go retro for the metro! 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6599 Working from home, you only need to bop over to Trader Joe's occasionally! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6600 This single-owner beauty was only driven from the hallway to the kitchen table and back. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6601 And here we have the very latest in alternative energy vehicles. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6602 This model gets excellent gas mileage. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6603 Oh, the gas mileage is just terrific! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6604 It has only one previous owner: a toddler who rode it to church only on Sundays. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6605 No bud, it ain’t the noddy car for seniors 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6606 And for a small fee, we include the bonus of an equally colorful life. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6607 Now i know it doesn’t look like much but that’s where my son was conceived 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6608 For the man who had everything. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6609 Great mileage, easy to park and, if the wind is behind you, you can probably reach 25 mph (35 in a hurricane). 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6610 I’m not toying with you. It’s a great price. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6611 You'll save a fortune on gas. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6612 Our most fuel efficient model - biped powered. Offering 1 to 26.2 miles per meal. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6613 And the roof crushes carjackers! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6614 Check out my moustache it fuckin rocks right 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6615 The pedals are top quality AND you get a cut of the penalties ICE car makers currently give to Tesla. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6616 Yes, but it's come back as The Trumpmobile. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6617 She’s popular with the crypto community. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6618 If you're really trying to recapture that very first feeling of the wind in your hair... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6619 It’s called the Flintstone Mark MMCCXII 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6620 Think of it as an investment for the kid’s college tuition 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6621 'If the Flintstones model looks a bit dated, here's a beautiful French take that's just arrived, it's how you say cozy!' 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6622 And this red model is our most eco friendly option on the lot 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6623 Correct, the mileage is great- but I should warn you this runs on what we call Flintstone footwork. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6624 With inflation, this model is the only one in the lot in your budget. I’ll even throw in some free Fisher Price merch. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6625 This model is a best seller amongst athletes who want to go green. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
6626 This one is our newest green model. No gas, no electricity. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6627 The compact vertical design and color will stand out on the freeway, safety first. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6628 I’m sorry that our Smart Car inventory is so low…but here’s a cozy option for you! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6629 In seventy years this little hummer will take the grand trophy at the Pebble Beach Concours d'Elegance. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6630 So this is our “Return to Childhood” model, chock full of all your young fantasies and priced accordingly. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6631 And the best part ... with the paperwork that gets filed on this one, you won't get any of those "your car warranty has expired" phone calls! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6632 If you're looking for something more fungible, this interconvertible has a lot of upside. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6633 Well, there has been a run on these...no gas. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6634 Comes with a bag of groceries and it’s great on gas! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6635 ...and, finally ,I recomend this another wonderful one which has a discount...!!! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6636 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6637 Yes, technically it does have the "insane mode" feature, but we don't recommend you use it. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6638 This gem - made of recycled Picasso - and we throw in a mistress. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6639 your kids will not need any tags or license, if they keep it in the yard 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6640 This one’s a best seller with the quarter-life-crisis crowd. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6641 Why buy new when you can go vintage? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6642 The way gas prices are increasing, this is the only car you’ll be able to afford! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6643 We just got this in froman alternate universe where color and Big Macs exist! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6644 Foot power is better than horse power these days. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6645 This is our zero carbon emission model, great for on the run drivers 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6646 This is a great buy. Your kids can ride it when you're not. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
6647 The warranty is guaranteed on this brand new Tesla’s a/c is as long as you keep your magnesium, and potassium levels are full. 1.1184 0.03227 76 68 8 0
6648 And here is your "SaberTooth Tiger." 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6649 This classic model comes complete with the soundtrack of a screaming toddler. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6650 As you can see, this here is our feature packed economy line. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6651 It's green technology, and the best part is Musk only gets a *small* royalty. 1.1184 0.03731 76 69 6 1
6652 The previous owner was looking for something with a little more leg room. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6653 She’s real fine, my 409”…really 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6654 How do you seat 4 large adults in our sedan model? Easy. 2 in the front seat, 2 in the back. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6655 You can also have it on black and white if you prefer. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6656 The advertising theme begins with "There was a young man from Boston..." 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6657 Why nothing comes after we depart. Nothing at all. Also, here is a red and yellow object. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6658 If you're concerned about gas prices, this little baby is the one for you. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6659 Tremendously popular among older generations of young people. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6660 This is our top-seller for toddlers. Definitely a must-have if you want your kid to get into the best kindergarten. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6661 Yes, this is the magical car that turned everything else in the world black and white. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6662 You may call it a Cozy Coupe, Detwiler, but I call it the Supply Chain in action! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
6663 And it has all the bells and whistles you’d expect from a modern luxury vehicle, specifically the kind that go “ding, ding”. 1.1176 0.04459 68 63 3 2
6664 Between you and me, I'm starting to regret this new contraption. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6665 This one sets you apart as forever young - a real chick magnet. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6666 You will never have to buy a new set of tires!! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6667 Now this here runs on physical stamina. It'll save you from does exorbitant gas prices! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6668 Gently used but the structure is in pristine condition. That’s rare, you know 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6669 No license, no gas needed 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6670 I'm lovin' it. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6671 This is the most “out there.” 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6672 I understand your concern for the increase in gas prices. Let me introduce you to our most economic and eco-friendly option at only $950/month. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6673 Collectible vintage model! Have you EVER seen one in such pristine condition? NO! Not even a drop of drool. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6674 It may not be much to look at, but this thing gets killer mileage. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6675 It is THE most environmentally friendly motor vehicle ever designed and manufactured. It uses no gasoline, has zero emissions, and can be recycled into wood-looking lawn furniture….. all for just $2,999 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6676 It's truly the best way to get from the sandbox to the swing set. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6677 This is our most eco-friendly model. Plus, you never have to charge it. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6678 This explains Elon Musk’s hostile takeover of Fisher-Price. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6679 …and here’s our midlife crisis eco friendly model. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6680 You can't beat the price but these are the only color options 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6681 Self-powered is the new electric 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6682 Your daughter, Dorothy, can ride in style on the yellow brick road. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6683 It's not as energy efficient as you might think, but it does inspire a feeling of nostalgia. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6684 And here we have Ol' Reliable, our most eco-friendly model. You can drive guilt-free while getting your daily workout. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6685 Oh, this car? This is made by Toys R Us. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6686 Nothing like this baby to bring back memories of your first set of wheels. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6687 It was owned by a little old lady’s grandson who only drove it to Sunday school. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6688 New for $10 and used for 20,000$ 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6689 Carbon neutral, waterproof and you can save your gym membership 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6690 the good news is it runs on completely green energy. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6691 With the current gas prices, how about this one? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6692 Unfortunately, insurance is not optional 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6693 Yeah, you won't be getting any better gas mileage than this baby 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6694 You want half off? Okay, I guess that's fair. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6695 Might not see another one of these for a while. Conflicts at the park are really affecting supply chains. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6696 This little beauty isn’t part of the gray market 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6697 If the environment and inflation is a factor in your decision, here’s a model with zero emissions and unheard of fuel costs. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6698 And this latest Ford model doesn’t catch on fire when parked! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6699 This is what we have in your price range, if you want something with a motor just choose which arm and leg you want us to amputate as payment. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6700 Sir, I believe this covers all of your inflationary and ESG concerns… 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6701 You'll instantly see a dip in your fuel costs." 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6702 Now take a look at this baby, that I think is right in your price range. And there have been no inflationary mark-ups. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6703 Tales from the Crypt-Mr. it's well worth every coin! Its prominence blazed it's own trail! Once driven and garaged by a retired Pope, two known Talk Show Hosts,Santa-dare I say it, Tiger by the Tail! Fuel cost saver, new options and standards!" 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6704 This little number is on backorder through the end of 2023, but I can find you a used one real cheap ker caption 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6705 A little old lady from Pasadena drove it only on Sundays for the past forty years and calls it a no- brid. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6706 Forget hybrids,forget electric,this beauty features timeless styling and it literally runs on peanuts 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6707 It comes with a book of snappy retorts. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6708 It's eco-friendly and great with kids! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6709 ... and if you run out of gas, you can carry it on your back. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6710 The resale value of used cars haven’t gone up THAT much 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6711 Over here we have this two-toned beauty which does not require any maintenance and, most importantly, no gas. The only expense that you will have will be on shoes which may cost you more than the car itself. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6712 It's your lucky day - the supply chain came through for us with the amazing Power YS model. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6713 It's our get back to paleo-flintstone vibe. We're throwing in a garbage dina-disposer. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6714 Assessories, sold separately, can make this model into a dune buggy or even a moon buggy. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6715 Only gently used. Squeaky horn not included. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6716 ...and besides peddle assist it is outfitted with a throttle for those more leisurely rides or days you want to arrive without sweat. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6717 This one’s vintage, i remember all the coolest kids driving one of these when I was younger 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6718 After what you paid for your Little Tikes playhouse, this should seem like a steal. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6719 Here's a low-mileage number that was only driven to McDonald's. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6720 It is an ecological wonder. No gasoline usage, no electricity; you just move it along with your feet. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6721 Every once in a while, the hipsters are right. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6722 And this one can't be beat when it comes to fuel economy 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6723 This is a very popular model for those experiencing a mid-life crisis and yes, you can pay in Crypto. 1.1143 0.03245 70 63 7 0
6724 It has very low mileage, the previous owner preferred video games 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6725 A young couple is coming to pick this up later; their toddler is going to do some ride-sharing to help with their student loans. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6726 I actually bought one for myself and I have to say it is really cozy in there. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6727 It may look small, but we had 15 crowns in it yesterday. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6728 With this biofuel model, you’ll get about two miles per sandwich! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6729 And this is the most expensive. It's the only car you could put in the trunk of a taxi if it breaks down. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6730 Think of the cost savings. No gas required! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6731 Give it some fuel and if actually drives fairly well 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6732 With gas prices at an all time high, this is certainly the model for you! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6733 It’s our all electric model, and you can recharge it in the kitchen.” 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
6734 We call this model Nostalgia, designed to deliver the ultimate retro experience of the cars of our customers' youth. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
6735 What’s more, you can take this on the subway with you and not worry about seating. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6736 Our most economical model. With a new pair of sneakers,you can avoid rush hour traffic and be at work in no time. AND parking is a dream. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
6737 It comes with a nuclear engine and 15 engineers. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
6738 Sporty, great mileage, and it's great for kids. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6739 Oh yeah,just got this one on a trade in. Low miles,needs nothing,and think about how much you’ll save at the pump 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6740 And this is our latest disruptor model. You can say goodbye to parking tickets 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6741 If you are interested in an electric car, this is "the" eclectic car. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6742 Believe it or not. This baby seats 12. Barnum and Bailey buys a new one every year. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6743 Well repossession is a messy business, but on the brighter side I hear that toddler's arm you broke to get it will make a full recovery! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6744 I got it at a garage sale. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6745 With supply chain issues, we've had to get creative. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6746 Now, this is your more expensive two-tone model.... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6747 Exceptionally low mileage,and even your kids could drive it! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6748 And it seats 25 clowns. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6749 This classic model allows you to get your steps in while you commute. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6750 Trump busted the springs but it runs okay and the two-tone paint job disguises it’s insidious past. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6751 See here, Mister Button… 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6752 Once the clowns are evicted, you’ll have plenty of cargo space. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6753 This bad boy comes in black & white, and not black & white. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6754 And this baby is the wave of the future, all composite construction and zero emissions! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6755 Why wait for your E-car when you can drive this sporty Flintstone mobile today ! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6756 This baby runs on sugary cereal and raw aggression. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6757 If you're worried about fuel costs, may I suggest our most efficient model... 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6758 It is huge with younger drivers, and 100% green. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6759 This model is dent proof and fits in most parking spots 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6760 Installment to be made at local supermarket, and eco friendly - human powered 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6761 With your budget, this is the best vehicle on the market for your midlife crisis 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6762 Wingardium leviosa 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6763 Gas prices have created some incredible opportunities for renewable energy. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6764 Nostalgia really brings in the millennials 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6765 Last but not least, the latest EV from Tikes-no-More(tm)… Battery not included. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6766 We’ve got a ton of these babies. No microchip shortage problems here! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6767 And a side benefit is that you'll constantly be pollinated by bees! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6768 With regular at $4.76 a gallon, what more can I say? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6769 This is the only car we have in stock avaible for sale and we can sale it today for only a 23% mark up. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6770 The prior owner switched to a scooter. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6771 This vehicle was in an accident with the previous owner — someone who regrets brake checking. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6772 It's this year's IT piece. It's Donald Trump meets Golf Cart. You'll be the star in your Gated Community! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6773 Low miles and with your trade-in, it’s only $19K. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6774 Sorry, the price you were quoted by Fisher was restricted to buyers aged 2-5 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6775 This is a classic from the stone age! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6776 You could arrive anywhere in 20 minutes like if you would live at California 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6777 It's the McDonaldland model,but don't worry,there's no clowns in the trunk. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
6778 Just keep swimming 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6779 Now here we have the highest rated eco friendly vehicle on the lot. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
6780 And this little beauty’s for the man who wants to stick it to all things adult. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6781 It is part of our aggressive upcycling program. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6782 Comes fully loaded. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6783 Sure people look at you funny, but think of the gas mileage. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6784 Just the one owner...under the age of four... 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6785 Right, No engine and no brakes, but the wheels work. That's all some people need in a car. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6786 This one will fit perfectly in your budget and it will save money on gas! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6787 There's an option for a parent to help push you down the sidewalk. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6788 Listen, this is the age of 'Netflix & Chill.' You want to impress them? Skip flashy. Go cozy. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6789 Oh, she’s a beauty alright! You’ll definitely want to take a spin in her. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6790 Here it is - the perfect solution for pollution-free driving, fewer accidents, even improved driver fitness. There's no polluting exhaust, no gas-guzzling waste of precious oil reserves, and no batteries to recycle. There's no engine - only pedals. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6791 We call this one the half-smart car. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6792 It's a hybrid. Have you ever seen The Flintstones? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6793 It also comes in British racing green. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6794 This little young girl from Pasadena's Cozy Coupe was discovered recently in a Kansas barn with extremely low mileage! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6795 The previous owner was a clown. How could you tell? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6796 Forget petrol...this baby runs on bean burritos. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6797 Your gas price worries are over with this environmental model. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6798 If the red and yellow are too much for you we also have terminally grey in this model! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6799 IT IS ONE OF A KIND IT WILL TURN OTHER MOTORISTS GREEN WITH ENVY 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6800 This was Mr. Meyer's mini-weinermobile 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6801 It’s low, red, sporty. Made for fun! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6802 Ah yes,the Little Tikes Tesla is a bestseller among our new drivers! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6803 This model saves gas AND you'll get your steps in every day. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6804 This self-driving car saves on your insurance. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6805 Sorry, childlike wonder doesn't come standard 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6806 This is the only one in our lot without a combustion engine. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6807 Sure it comes in primary colors but you should see what its fans and owners are doing with these models! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6808 It’s for giraffes and people with long necks. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6809 It was only driven by a little young lady from the living room to the kitchen and back. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6810 I’ll even throw in window installation 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6811 We've seen the smallest fuel cost increase on this model. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6812 This lowrider just came in. Very hard to find in this condition. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6813 Don’t even worry about fuel prices. When you reach your destination you’ll be completely gassed. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6814 Im sorry sir, with inflation this is all you can afford 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6815 It’s good fun for the whole family 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6816 Ugly yes, but look at the good mileage! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6817 It comes with its own windup key. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6818 I call her the Trump Model. The voice command function is broken. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6819 It’s not about owning a “chic magnet”. It’s about scoring with the right kind of chic! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6820 And the best feature is that this little baby gets 95 miles per gallon 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6821 I know you said you need room for five, but I have four more of these in my other lot. They connect. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6822 This is an excellent family Sudan if you have little tykes. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6823 Hey, one owner, and with the price of gas today, how could you go wrong!? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6824 OK, maybe they lost a bit of their edge since the Twitter deal, but she’s a real beaut! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6825 It also features an automatic Play-Doh dispenser. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6826 Supply chain issues have really impacted our inventory, but I think you’ll find that this vehicle meets your requirements for a budget-, and environment-friendly vehicle. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6827 With peddles, so you don't have to worry about fuel costs ! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6828 Its mileage beats the Prius if you have an under age 5 kid. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6829 Ignore all that inflation stuff, our starter models still come with great options. You’re 3 or older, right? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6830 I can't go below the Schindler's list price. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6831 It's deceptively small. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6832 It's eco-friendly and cheaper than a Peloton. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6833 Clown costume is extra. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6834 From our new line of energy efficient models. Only 50k! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6835 'It may not be our flashiest model, but it sure gets good gas mileage' @ohwell_music 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6836 *slaps roof* „This bad boy can‘t fit so much CO2“ 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6837 This beauty is from our "Nostalgia" line" 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6838 Our most eco-friendly model yet, and comes with our leg day guarantee 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6839 Sorry we can’t offer keyless on this model. Blame the chip shortage. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6840 And, this my friend, is our most economical model— no gas or electricity required. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6841 Now this little coupe may not be much to look at, but the fuel economy is out of this world! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6842 Drive this baby around town and you'll feel like a kid all over again! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6843 Forget all you know about miles per gallon. The future is miles per foot. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6844 It was designed by my 9-year-old and it’s selling like hotcakes 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6845 Custom designed for long torsos and short legs! You can't find better!! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6846 Our 2022 model Not much power but it's readily available 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6847 Zero gas cost,no charging every 300 miles ,infinite range, eco friendly, and improves your health! Eat your heart out,Elon. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
6848 Of course this model will get better mileage than a Tesla 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6849 This is our compact milanial model 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6850 Fully loaded: comes with its own half empty Apple juice box and used crayons. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6851 No peddaling...you sit on the battery and hold the groceries. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6852 Jeff, to provide you with the flexible repayment terms you’re looking for we have… 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6853 This particular Clown Car Tesla, can easily be overcharged . 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6854 Oh, it's a one-owner car all right, but at times there were a thousand occupants. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6855 And here's our economy model. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6856 'From our 47% sales plunge since the pandemic, we've learned to reconnect drivers to their primal needs' 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6857 NO! It's programmed to AVOID CARNIVALS 1.1081 0.03634 74 68 5 1
6858 ... and you get extra fries with that. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6859 Now this baby right here has extremely low milage! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6860 And this,of course,is the latest model,replacing the electrics. It comes with 2 pairs of pedals. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6861 Well, it's got great suspension, is eco-friendly, and really reminds me of my Mommy. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6862 Good for the planet, good for your paunch too! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6863 Gas woes, gone forever! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6864 And this is the other alternative fuel option I mentioned. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6865 I thought the New Yorker's cartoon with the bumper car was funnier... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6866 I promise - This will make you feel young again! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6867 You’re looking at the future - no fossil fuels or lithium batteries required, we can’t keep them on the lot. I can give you this trade-in for just $58,500, today only… 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6868 I assume the steering wheel only comes in small? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6869 It may be yellow and red, but ain’t nothing greener then this baby 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6870 Well, if you must live in The Villages... 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6871 We call it Fossil Fuel Freedom. You just have to learn how to pedal. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6872 Zero emission, most environmentally friendly model yet ! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6873 Here's a truly unique model for a non-driving urban man! Upgrading from your skateboard will definitely jump-start views on your Tik Tok channel! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6874 Only pedaled to church on Sundays by a little young lady from Pasadena. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6875 Oh, you said brown car, not clown car. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6876 One careful owner, 6km on the clock. Has recently upgraded to a tricycle… 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6877 It says the warranty includes one push around the block, so that’s nice. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6878 and with the government rebate for this model you just can’t go wrong “ *coal burns in background 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6879 And this is our vintage model - this currently is what once was sports cars for the youth 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6880 I call this one Ugly: Now In Color. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6881 Great mileage, easy park, air conditioning optional and all blue or other colors not available 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6882 Your will save energy because there is no need for air conditioning. Bill Hill Sherman Oaks, CA 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
6883 For this original Ronald McDonald McMobile? I’d say no less than a million five!! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6884 This car really stands out! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6885 It goes without refueling, it goes without recharging, and the colors go without saying! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6886 60 months parts and service,but I am sorry to say the warrant does not cover normal wear and tear to your footwear. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6887 For a more mature look, this little beauty also comes in two-tone silver and gray. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6888 The best thing about the Clown car 250 is that the wheels are very inexpensive to replace. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6889 You know how gas prices are through the roof? With this sporty number, your worries are over! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6890 It’s got 8 driveway and sidewalk miles on it. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6891 We figured, why reinvent the wheel? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6892 Legend has it that this was the inspiration for Elon Musk to develop the Tesla. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6893 Now this one came in all by itself. It’s so hard to keep up with these self-driving models. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6894 The best car takes so long to find! Is it this or am I totally desperate? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6895 Your best option during the gas crisis. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6896 This is the most fuel efficient car you will find, and it’s family friendly 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6897 With your budget of $50K, this is your best bet right now! You’ll save on gas too! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6898 No waiting for microchips. You can drive it out of the lot today. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6899 The pedals will make it a big success with eco-warriors on a long commute 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6900 Of course it's all electric. Just plug in your phone. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6901 Now this little beauty EV is priced to sell, and it can go several miles on one charge. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6902 Forget about gas and electric, with this little beauty you get better exercise and costs less than a health club membership". 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6903 It was only raced once by a little old lady at the Monaco Grand Prix 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6904 Yes, it was his, but all we really had to do was reset the odometer. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6905 You look like a guy who likes to race with the wind and the feeling that he's under... 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6906 So if you fancy yourself getting into the McDonald's delivery game, this baby's for you. Denise G Bencivengo Bordentown NJ 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6907 The fuel savings on this baby are out of this world! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6908 Just think about what you’ll save in gas! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6909 Here's one you can really afford to fill up. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6910 This convertible ecomodel saves gas. You pedal it. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6911 And no more electric or gasoline bills with the pedals. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6912 And these pillars act as a roll bar, when you're tackled for the wrong team colors. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6913 This is, as you can see, a driverless car. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6914 And we like to call this model 'Gas is Now $7 a Gallon.' 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6915 This is our Inflation Inflatable model 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6916 The previous owner would only drive it to the end of the driveway and back on Sundays! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6917 No worries. Even the crash-test dummy endorses it at 52 mpg. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6918 The previous owner just turned five and wants a 'big boy' scooter. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6919 Think of the money you will save on gasoline and health clubs. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6920 Believe it or not, this beauty had seven previous drivers. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6921 And this one runs on breast milk ... 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6922 This one's real good for when you need to get to your best friend's house in a hurry. 1.1053 0.04805 76 71 2 3
6923 Meet America's best answer to rising gas prices. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6924 Sure, it's our last one on the lot, but on the plus side repairs are way cheaper than on a Tesla. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6925 ..and the best thing is, it’s theft-proof. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6926 Unique, if there's no wind or sun, you can pick it up and find a hilly street 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6927 Insurance will be $15.95 a day and covers everything regardless of fault. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6928 Got a toddler coming to test drive it tomorrow but for you my friend I’m willing to make a deal! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6929 Your new summer car. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6930 With gas prices rising, this nostalgic model has become really popular 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
6931 baby car for sale. never driven. 1.1053 0.03544 76 71 4 1
6932 Well, if by electric, you mean the electric pulses running through your neurons… So we’ve got a deal right? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6933 : “Only driven to church by a little old lady who believes that vladimir putin and donald trump are God’s last best earthly defenders.” 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6934 Now this baby is perfect for any baby 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6935 Like the current housing crisis, it’s a seller’s market. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6936 This slightly used beauty was only driven around the block by a little young lady. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6937 And here we have this car for people on a budget. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6938 You wouldn’t believe the EPA rating. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6939 Last owner was a 4 year old who hardly drove it. It's steal at $24,000. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6940 If you want it,you should move fast. I have three other serious buyers looking at it. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6941 This car gets 100 miles to the gallon and is more suitable for your budget than those gas guzzlers. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6942 Guaranteed to float across any water hazard. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6943 This is one of our cliche’ models: little old lady, driving on Sunday. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6944 ...and it also comes with the 3-year 3,000 Block Warranty. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6945 That's right, you get a new car for working for Mickey D's now... 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6946 Several With current gas prices this is all that's in your current price range You're lucky to fit this price range since minimum wage is at an all time high We’ll sign papers at the 19th hole 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6947 Not street legal, but designed for the Starbucks/ice-cream quick trip, or the clandestine quickie—if you know what I mean. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6948 It's a classic, and it's clean energy, except when driver's diaper leaks. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6949 At gas prices nearing $5 a gallon, this has the best gas mileage per gallon 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6950 Generally great reviews from our test group all around. There just isn’t a place to put your warm milk after a long day. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6951 The only chip it's missing is on your shoulder! 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6952 A lot of folks use the posterior cup holders to store their muck and rocks. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6953 This is not what Phil had in mind when he told the dealer he wanted a self-driving option. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6954 “…and only driven around a Pasadena golf course by a little old lady in tennis shoes!” 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6955 0 to 60 in 3.7 seconds... downhill only 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6956 Although 40 years old, it is in pristine condition AND from the original owner. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6957 No,it only comes in red and yellow. And no airbags. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6958 With gas now $5 a gallon foot power is now a very attractive alternative to e-cars! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6959 The really good thing is there's no more need to pick up your mother-in-law. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6960 This one’s a beaut. It’s got all the options. And the previous owner babied it. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6961 Runs on nothing but the salt of the earth and the wind in your sail*" *salt and wind not included with purchas 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6962 I know it doesn’t look like much, but we can import the rest of the parts for you 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6963 considering the rising fuel prices, this is the best option in the long run. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6964 This is our cheapest Eco-friendly car! 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6965 This will be a hot car to sell. It uses no gas, easy to find parking, and is very maneuverable in traffic 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6966 It's our new environmentally friendly self-pedaling car. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6967 We call this one the 1/16th life crisis-mobile.” 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6968 It’s only been driven by a four year old on Saturday mornings. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6969 You can drive to the golf course,on the golf course,and home again without missing a minute. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6970 This Pre-Owned baby was Pre-Loved. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6971 100% fuel efficient! Um… do you have some good rubber-soled shoes? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6972 This would be our best option for zero carbon foot print, after purchase, and life warranty but only comes in this color. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6973 We have this gorgeous, environmentally friendly, vintage, compact car that I think would be perfect for you. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6974 And they're not all white. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6975 Gas is only 20 Cheerios per gallon! 1.1029 0.05192 68 64 1 3
6976 Now, I know an engine was on your list, but…” “I’ll take it 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6977 With the economy the way it is. I can offer you this baby at the low cost of $60,000. Now that dose include our state of the art Gary Assist, free for three months excluding Sundays 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6978 This zero-emissions vehicle is naturally powered and has been shown to improve cardio. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6979 This little runner and your mid-life crisis a perfect match Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
6980 I can't seem to get anyone to drive this off the lot. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
6981 This car belonged to The Giver, may he rot in hell. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6982 It was only driven by a little old lady to church. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6983 It’s named the Condiment because a little goes a long way. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6984 Believe it or not this little beauty was last years Soap Box Derby pace car. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6985 No gas, no lithium battery, no diesel - it's just a pedal powered beauty! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6986 And now for our economy sized model. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6987 No, the owner just likes to keep it around to remind everyone of his humble beginnings. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6988 This one's a perfect starter car for your whole family, with unbeatable mileage and world-class visibility. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6989 Since you didn't lay off the avocado toast, this is all you can afford, sir 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6990 With these gas prices, you’ll love this model… 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6991 *slaps car* This bad boy can fit so many child endangerment lawsuits in it 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6992 Optional Goldfish and Juice Boxes sold separately 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6993 Doesn't use gas or electricity. Its a windup. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6994 Now if gas mileage is your primary focus... 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6995 Ugh the McDonalds delivery car. 100 percent solar powered. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
6996 Well.you said you wanted a sunroof, didn't you? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
6997 We call it "The Clipper" 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6998 In this case size doesn't matter. Takes off like a rocket. Gets 1000 MPG. Life insurance included. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6999 There's a showroom 'don't-kick-the-tires' policy on this model, by the way. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7000 Makes a great project car! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7001 We accept BTC, ETH, and ADA 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7002 Forget electric. You want petal power! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
7003 Now you can make those childhood dreams come true. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7004 If you recycle it, it's carbon neutral. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7005 This is our vintage, green option 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7006 All electric -- and in your price range! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7007 iT CAN ALSO SERVE AS A GOLF CART. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
7008 We start making New Yorkers young. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7009 And fully recharged in a solid 8 hrs. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
7010 Given the baby formula shortage, your mileage may vary. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
7011 It's used sure but if you really start running it looks like fred flinstone and makes the running cartoon sounds its pretty funny. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7012 Gas prices too high, charging stations to scarce…no problem! 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
7013 It's our finest Toy-ota. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7014 This little beauty just came on the lot. Plastic body to resist dents, No gasoline, insurance, or license to purchase. Your wife and kids will lone it. And the big bonus I’ve been saving is the exercise and cardio benefits you’ll get, 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7015 In your price range we have a spiffy golf cart. Its being fully electric is an added bonus. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7016 Bargain model, and full service history available 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7017 Great mileage and,also,a free pass to see a chiropractor included with this beauty! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
7018 This one's eco-friendly and a great workout. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7019 Good luck getting insurance on this. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7020 It get's about 10000 miles to a pair of shoes 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7021 The roof is made of Banana peels and the body id made of tomatoes. 1.1000 0.05046 70 66 1 3
7022 Chicks really dig it! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7023 This is our safest model, please note that there is no green color anywhere. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7024 This is latest in environmentally safe transportation, and it will last for generations or you could use it as an outdoor planter. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7025 It runs on vegetable oil and includes a lifetime supply of fries. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
7026 We have no idea why it’s in color, but we can offer you a good deal if you’re interested. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7027 For those who appreciate finery, the luxury package includes a removable velcro-stripped plastic windshield, with a series of small sponges fixed to an ultralight aluminum wiper arm dynamically controlled by the driver via a dashboard-mounted string. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7028 The great thing about this beauty is the faster you pedal the better the mileage you get - and it's open so you can stick your feet out the window when you go down hills. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7029 This cozy little coupe made for short trips to the store,also helps keep you in shape and is a real bargain. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7030 This one comes with 1 free medium fries included every month. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7031 This baby was only used for six months by a four year old making back and forth trips to his tree house. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7032 Marketing said we should think beyond Gen Z if we want to grow our customer base. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7033 We did find a vehicle in your price range but it didn’t have the ‘what sound does a cow make?’ Voice control or the magic mermaid racing stripe you ask for. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
7034 Gas inflation? Meet your solution 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
7035 Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of hot out eat the food? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7036 ...and if you work hard and put the extra hours in, one day you too could afford this beauty 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7037 "..Gas prices⬆️...So.. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7038 This pedal car helps you save on high gas prices. Your wife will also cancel Peloton's subscription. . 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7039 It doesn’t use fossil fuels and has a solid steel frame. Worthy investment in my book. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
7040 Here we have our top-selling, eco-friendly car. No gas or electricity needed! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7041 It's amazing what the designers were able to achieve without microchips. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7042 The odometer, I assure you, has not been rolled back on this model. We have a strict policy on that, you know. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7043 It's our new environmentally friendly as it doesn't use petrol 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7044 you don't need engine to go downhill 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7045 It’s the modern Flintstone model… but you’ll need running shoes. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7046 It's a Lada. The clown needs the money. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7047 My wife left me and I’m stuck selling these shitty cars. You gonna buy one or what? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7048 It's as LEV as you can get. You can't see from here, but the brake and accelerator have been swapped out for bike pedals. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7049 A best seller. Apparently, following your kid at heart is a thing. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7050 Our new zero emission model. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7051 Some owners report fitting 26 comfortably. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7052 The exceptional gas mileage is its greatest asset. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7053 With the ongoing chip shortage, some car companies are improvising. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7054 Here we go. It's used, but it's the only thing in your price range. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7055 The cozy coupe gets 30 miles to the sneaker and the goody bag is optional 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7056 And the warranty on this little eco-cutie is bumper to bumper for 3 years or 60 million steps, whichever comes first. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7057 and the warrenty covers one new pair of shoes before the first 50 miles 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7058 The only thing I can tell you as a fact about this car is that the previous owner was known as the Joker! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7059 Now if you’re looking for something with exceptional gas mileage… 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7060 It’s our most environmentally friendly model” (previously submitted via the app as well 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7061 We call this “Fred Flinstone’s SUV with unlimited MPG!” 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7062 An eco-friendly vehicle is gonna be lighter on the environment and your wallet. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7063 Work from home buyers are saying it’s great for the commute from the living room to the kitchen. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7064 This model has the highest miles per gallon. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7065 Lightweight composites have come a long way since Mr Flinstone’s ride. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7066 We call this little baby, "The Marathon." You run it without gasoline OR electricity. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7067 Great for bringing home groceries! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7068 We just got this baby in this morning! My mechanics assure me the slight poopy smell will be gone by morning. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7069 Now moving on to our newest model... It's a steal at only one million dollars. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7070 This is one you can grow with! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7071 It was driven by a little old lady. She left it to her grandson in good condition but he wanted a later model. 1.0972 0.03516 72 67 4 1
7072 And this is our most fuel-efficient model. We call it the ‘Flintstone’. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7073 Guaranteed, you don't have to be worried about being trapped in enclosed space with your wife, in-laws, back seat drivers... you name it. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7074 This is the cheapest preowned vehicle on the lot. On sale for 32 grand. And no driver’s license needed to roll away with it today. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
7075 Sure, it’s compact — but you’ll save a ton of money on gas! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7076 Only Owned by One Four Year Old 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7077 This brings joy to every little kid, because it's the only thing in color. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7078 This one ranks more fuel efficient than the Barbie Jeep and runs up to two quad power. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7079 Another plus is that you can reach the pedals. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7080 As his midlife crisis crept up on him, the previous owner wanted a reminder of the best days of his youth. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7081 Your demographic seems to really like the color scheme. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7082 Let me show you the lithium battery model pre-Tesla...quite lightweight and easy to park. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7083 Its the new 2044 Tesla 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7084 Unfortunately, this one, like many other new and innovative vehicles, is on back order. We can go inside and start to build your dream car online. We are approximately 84 weeks out for delivery… 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7085 We only have a few of these left due to the chip shortage 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7086 This is our compact model. Gets great MPG city and highway, basically infinite as long as you leave early. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7087 This top seller is back! Refueled with nostalgia and plastic pollution, it has something for everyone! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7088 By the way may I check your license, Mr. Invisible ? reason being your big car goes wrong direction for no reason. 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
7089 You'll also get to eat for free at McDonald's,it's a great deal! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7090 With your impeccable credit score, and a down payment of just $35,000 you could be riding this baby to your 50 square feet apartment as of today! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7091 It’s got barely any miles on it; the previous owner just traded it in for a tricycle. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7092 The colors make this a hard sell. You would be top salesman of the month. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7093 It was too noticeable for the golf course, but that is seen as an advantage for the highway. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
7094 Yes, it’s the latest and greenest technology yet. Four pedals on the floor; one pair for a passenger to help. Very economical. Shall I write it up for you, sir? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7095 Three AAA batteries are not included. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
7096 ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
7097 You'll find it's perfect for taking trips down memory lane. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
7098 Here you go! Our last model guaranteed to not empty your wallet at the gas pump! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7099 That'll be 35K. More if you want all 4 tires. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7100 You'll also be eligible for a federal tax credit for buying a vehicle with a hybrid color. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7101 Damn it, Mike! How in the hell did you manage to screw up the bumper cars? 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
7102 You can win the demolition derby in this baby. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7103 This baby here we'll get you a side gig with McDonald's! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7104 Not only will it lower your gasoline bill, it will take 5 strokes off your golf score! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7105 This one was traded in by a little old lady who only drove it to the carnival once a week. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7106 The Blue Book says it's worth a bazillion dollars. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
7107 Well it only comes in primary colors right now, but the full Flinstone line is available in November. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7108 We’re committed to cutting carbon emissions by 2030. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7109 I just spoke to my manager, and he says I can throw in the clear coat at no charge! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7110 Transport for someone with joie de vivre. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7111 The former owner said there was plenty of room for him and his fellow clowns. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7112 The carbon footprint is very low; the plastic footprint, not so much 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7113 Your kids will love this , it is McDonald's inspired . 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7114 Now would you like to talk about your new car’s extended warranty 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7115 It's the new high mileage Yabadabadoo model. It comes highly recommended by Fred Flinstone. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
7116 With these gas prices, it's the next best thing to a Tesla. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7117 Volkswagen brought back the Bug and BMW, the Mini. We're remaking the Cavemobile, newer materials, better mileage. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7118 It’s ridiculously energy efficient and fun to drive. What more could you want? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
7119 Windows are optional. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7120 This model is very popular with younger drivers. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7121 On this ChildsPlaytimeDelux200, we think you'll like the 'self-driving' functio 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7122 With the proper care, this newborn will mature into a fine 4-door sedan. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7123 Best of all, you'll never spend a penny on gas. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7124 This is our new nostalgia-powered edition. Unfortunately, nostalgia is still $4.63 a gallon right now. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7125 It only comes in the color red. Did you want to take it for a test drive? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
7126 With the price of gas so high these days, you'll save a fortune! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7127 No Not Electic but great mileage if you pedal well 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7128 A classic model, very popular with the young set, and the ultimate ecofriendly cruiser. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7129 Promised! This material is 450 year guarantee. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7130 This model doesn't have doors but you'll save a ton on gas. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7131 You'll be accepted by most groups, Environmentalists, Eco-friendlies, and more .... just not the group of bosses who expect you to arrive at work on time. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7132 - We have the best cars in town, high MPG, autopilot, luxury interior... What's your preference? - I want a red one. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7133 I have to tell you the navigation isn't going to work, just until we get through the chip shortage. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7134 Updated for today’s healthy air concerned environmentalists . Foot power: like the good ol days 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7135 The manufacturer was found to be misreporting its smiles-per-gallon tests. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7136 Can you believe it?! This kid traded in his first car for a Porsche. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7137 And for extra sustainability, this model cuts down on plastic use by not requiring a license 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7138 The engine isn't powerful, but you'll have the priority line at McDonald's drive-thru! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7139 It's called "vehicular peacocking"... 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
7140 It’s more of an early mid-life crisis purchase 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
7141 And this beauty is only $400 over list 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7142 This little beauty costs less than a club membership, gets 50,000 yards per gallon, and does 1-18 in 3 hours - depending on your skill level. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7143 Barely used. It was seized from and oligarch's "Happy Meal". 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7144 Compact, great for families, and you'll save a ton on gasoline. Best car on the lot! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7145 This is one of our low grade models. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7146 Good for the environment and your wasteline 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7147 Look-- you'll be saving a ton of money on gas. Plus, your kids are gonna love you! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7148 The self-driving feature can even save you money at the pump. Sophia Shen, San Francisco 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7149 I’d go with the beauty though. Can’t beat the gas mileage!” 😂 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7150 You'll save a fortune on gas while staying in shape, and we'll throw in a free plastic cover for rainy days." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7151 My kid is letting it go for 25 grand 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7152 And this is our Tesla Toddler model. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7153 The Cozy Coupe is an American classic, and with today's gas prices, it's not just for toddlers anymore. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7154 And the best thing is that you won’t have to worry about the rising cost of oil. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7155 Don't worry, them's highway miles. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7156 It's a bit pricy, but the pedal power pack lowers carbon like nobody's business. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7157 This one is in your price range and great for country driving. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7158 And it even glows in the dark !! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7159 When God closes a supply chain door, he opens a supply chain window! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7160 Since you can’t afford to have children relive your childhood with this model!” 😢😂 lif 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7161 I can paint it black and white, but it will cost extra. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
7162 It may not look like much but it can talk to you and it knows animated versions of TV characters. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
7163 This is our finest Flintstone model. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
7164 Great mileage, never needs a recharge, and in this crazy market, it's the best bargain on the lot! 1.0921 0.03339 76 72 3 1
7165 It may not have a windshield, but it gets incredible gas mileage 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
7166 This model is more fuel efficient with limited blind spots, but has a high suburban theft rate. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
7167 we are having an amazing special on this special edition…. free gas for the next two years 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7168 This is pure vintage. Your dad probably owned a car just like this one. Everything old is new again. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7169 This here little tyke is great on gas, considering todays gas prices! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7170 And this? THIS is our most popular FV - foot vehicle - 100 steps per minute! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7171 Besides the incredible exterior paint, you get a free pair of sneakers. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7172 One owner,environmentally friendly,a great workout,and within your price range. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7173 It comes with classic tags. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7174 Little Billy won the Indianapolis 500 over 30 times in this little beauty. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7175 It has very low miles, was only driven by a two year-old on short trips, and gets excellent gas mileage. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7176 Wild weekend solo, your pedal to the metal, the "Fender bender". 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7177 let's say you hit a worm-burner off the tee that only goes 50 yards. Just hop into this baby with a big smile. They'll think it went 300. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7178 And this little baby is excellent for the new driver! Low mileage -- driven only a block a day to kindergarten. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7179 You did in fact say that you wanted a car that would catch people's attention. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7180 Sorry we're out of black and white, but we expect more next week. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7181 Believe me, this baby's a true classic. But the former owners, Fred and Wilma, gave it a new paint job, fixed the hole in the roof and put on new tires. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7182 It's as powerful and strong as Biden's economic plan. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7183 This is definitely not your child’s car 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7184 This clean-energy model is from a manufacturer that was making toy spaceships long before that Musk guy. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7185 Well…seeing your small budget, this is the greenest and environmentally friendly design that you will find in the market 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7186 They still drive the same and unlike the Prius it never needs a fill-up or plug-in. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7187 Corporate just sent over the specs. It was bring your kid to work today. We’re still figuring out how to put the stick figure family inside. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7188 I don’t sell real cars anymore. Not after the twelve car pileup. You don’t see a thing like that and have any faith in the auto industry. Even the “safest” vehicle crumples like paper. You think an airbag will save you? Don’t drive. Just stay home. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7189 This beauty seats thirty! 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
7190 This nifty little model has remarkably low mileage. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7191 As you can see, it's extremely radioactive. At this point, you're probably starting to feel it in your bone marrow stem cells. Better get on that will! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7192 we really think it's the future of eco friendly vehicles 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7193 Yes sir, this baby's perfect for your tight budget. We will even throw in a pair of sneakers to improve your mileage. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7194 Yes! Used cars are quite expensive these days. The only thing I have in your price range is this clown car I got as a trade in when the circus came through town. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7195 It may be the same color as a lemon, but it's no lemon. I assure you that it was only driven by an old lay to play a round of golf on Sundays. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7196 It has very low mileage - only used around the neighorhood. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7197 Perfect for munchkins. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7198 The only downside is that everybody’s going to stop to look at it. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
7199 We don't take your first born with this model. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7200 ...and it goes 0-60 if you can pedal that fast! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7201 To be honest with yah (batteries-not-included), it’s a GREAT little car. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7202 This model was only ever driven on the set of 'The Wizard of Oz.' 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7203 And this our no1 sustainable model. The Pedal Car. Might not get you places, but will get you likes! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7204 No, it doesn't carry very much. But it's sure easy to park midtown! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7205 You wouldn’t believe it… but this one here has been walking out the door 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7206 And this is our new Technicolor model, brought to Kansas from some land over the rainbow. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
7207 And it never needs gas. Just poke your feet through the floorboard holes and off you go. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7208 Who says state-of -the-art efficiency and safety can't be fun? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
7209 With this current chip shortage, tgis is our most popular model 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
7210 Today is your lucky day! We have one used car left. It only has .5 miles on it and two feet drive. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7211 Get it outta here. It caught cooties from that red-haired reality-TV host. We'll never be able to sell it. —Dorri Olds, Chelsea NYC 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7212 It’s cheaper, and you won’t need to find a parking spot when you play golf. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7213 It's the new Tesla Radio Flyer. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7214 Here is a sustainable and vintage model for you, sir 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7215 Kids really love this one. In fact they are the only ones who love it. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7216 And we promise that we’ve removed every Cheerio the previous owner left behind. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7217 This model has 4-wheel and 2-feet drive, along with our new windowless protection system. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7218 And it has 92 million followers on Twitter! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7219 The prior owner swears it's 'amazing, brilliant, fabulous, incredible, phenomenal, tremendous and unbelievable,' just like himself. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7220 Your wife can wear peddle pusher pants when she drives it 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7221 With this ‘little baby’, you can drive right up to the first tee without stopping in the parking lot” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, Ont 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7222 Owned by a 3-year-old, who used it solely to drive to the family mailbox . . . 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7223 This one here is our greenest model! Completely fuel efficient with a vintage body. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7224 For the right price, you can walk this thing right off the lot today 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7225 I bought one for my six-year-old, and it totally keeps him out of our hair. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
7226 It’s funny you should say that but yes it is a one clown owner 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
7227 Now this here is a perfect vehicle to combat inflation. All of the nostalgia, none of that “safety” stuff. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
7228 Our greenest car, the Chameleon. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7229 Only one owner, easy to park, inflation resistant fuel economy. I can have you driving it home today. Just say the word. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7230 It's only had one owner, a little young girl from Pasadena. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7231 It really is the best model for a minimalist. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7232 This is the best we can do for under $10,000, in today’s market your savings are like child‘s play compared to inflation. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7233 Economically its the best deal we’ve got. You can’t beat the mileage. And yeah, like all used cars its has its downsides, but you gotta admit, this is a classic! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7234 This is the best self-driving eco conscious car for those with Tesla tastes but little tikes budgets 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7235 Careful. It’s not part of a balanced diet. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7236 It’s a baby car for babies. That’s what we’re saying you deserve, because you won’t stop complying and whining like a little baby. Your wife was right to leave you. Enjoy this awful car, you jerk. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7237 With Adobe Paintshop Pro, you could drag this sad, outdated magazine kicking and screaming all the way up to the 1990s, Mr. Remnick! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7238 Its not small. As Covid is back, it's both ecologically and health-wise responsible. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7239 You’ll pay next to nothing in gas. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7240 And this model without a chip only has a 20% sure charge. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7241 Taking into account your current debt to income, I think you'll be quite pleased with this model. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7242 To sweeten the deal,we can throw in year of free car washes! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7243 This baby packs 300 Kidpower in the engine! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7244 Low mileage but high visibility. It was only driven by a little old lady at demolition derbies on weekends. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
7245 This model is for the climate-conscious consumer. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7246 And if you really want to go green, you don't even have to plug this one in 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7247 Given the current rate of inflation, I think we have something perfect to suit your budget! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7248 It's one of our most popular models, and it gets exceptional gas mileage. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7249 You'll be able to get the luxury model with your trade-in. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7250 You can really save on gas costs with this model. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
7251 Our latest hybrid saves on gas AND keeps you physically fit while you're pedaling it around! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7252 Due to the current market and your budget, this is the only car within your price range. But don’t worry, it should still drive like the one you had when you were 5. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7253 Ta da! Here it is! Pristine! Roy Kroc's former golf cart! Imagine this bad boy at your club! You'll be ruling the links in no time! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7254 Just like the one you had as a kid…but no one has to push it and you don’t have to drive it. Welcome to the future, John. 1.0847 0.02744 59 55 4 0
7255 … and it saves you a ton on gas. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7256 This baby's inspired by fast food, the Flintstones, and the current global economy! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7257 This just arrived on the lot and won't last long. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
7258 Behold! The original all electric car successfully marketed in the USA. Now, what can I do to get you in this efficient baby? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
7259 No gas, no charger, and the horn goes beep-beep. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
7260 It’s been replaced by another model but we just can’t get it to leave the lot. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
7261 It's the newest in personal cars: a cross between a Flintstone's skooter and an electric vehicle for when your legs give out! 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
7262 Death of a salesman (Amazon Prime, new series) 1.0833 0.02701 60 56 4 0
7263 It’s a bargain!!! No gas needed, lots of headroom and it comes in a variety of two colors-red and yellow. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7264 This is the original green car; before we new what green was. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7265 You push with your foot through a slit in the floor -- the fuel consumption is awesome! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7266 Step into this beautiful baby with your blue suit and you've just won the primary. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7267 These futuristic pandemics are so much more attractive. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7268 This is the only stick shift we have 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7269 Slightly used, but its got great gas mileage. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7270 If these options don’t suit you, there’s also a limited time offer to ride share with my two year-old. I gotta warn you, he really blasts the horn and he’s gotta make it home for his ba-ba. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
7271 Now, this little beauty had only one owner and never left the playroom floor. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
7272 Standard features include a cute little carrying case and comprehensive life insurance. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
7273 ...and yes, Mr. Wayne, it comes in black. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
7274 It's a very popular model with Baby Boomers and it's very cozy, but I'm afraid it does not come in a convertible. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7275 This one comes with a 2 hour warranty or 100,000 miles…whichever comes first. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7276 Based on your credit score, this beauty could be yours today! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7277 Well,let me show you this model,since you wanna be a googoo gaga little bitch boy. Dookie in your dipey ass baby bitch motherfucker. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
7278 It is a dual powered hybrid. You can use the feet through the floor, or the big brother pushing you power sources. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7279 It’s fuel efficient and the woman at the tag sale said only one owner. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7280 Buying a sporty car during mid life crisis, but this is….. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7281 You can ride with the whole family down the street... courtesy of your two feet. We call it the Flintmobile. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7282 Joe will love driving this around the oval office until the wet nurse arrives. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7283 Sadly, Ronald McDonald walked out on negotiations when they refused to supersize his company car. Now they have mass produced toy replicas to pack in Kids Meals. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7284 This one’s popular with folks going through a quarter-life crisis. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7285 A beautiful cherry red, and you'll never believe the gas mileage on this bad boy. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7286 For your inner toddler. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7287 It's quite the story! The little old lady who previously owned this classic beauty is going to run the Boston Marathon. She's from Pasadena - used to play tennis too ... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7288 Our most carbon neutral, base model shown here at $90,000, has the new bipedal power technology. We expect many supply chains issues with this new technology 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7289 Three AAA batteries and you're good to go. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7290 It was lightly used by a VMI alumni 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7291 You won't believe the mileage this baby gets! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7292 Sorry, this one’s out of your price range. These make Beanie Babies look like chump change. 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
7293 If you're looking for a step up from Fred Flintstones' Canopysaurus, this is the baby I want to put you into. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7294 No, it never needs gas or a charge! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
7295 It's available in more than just Chiefs colors. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
7296 Could you give me an electric charge for this car? I might need it in 5 years or so. I’ll buy it today then. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
7297 We call it a Pedi MusKetch. Comes with a pair of custom heavy soled street shoes. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7298 It's only had one owner. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7299 Not only are you not using any gas, your quads will be jacked! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7300 Maintenance costs are low and for a limited time you get a box of bandages for free. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7301 It's easier to park, you don't need to plug it in and you can drive it when you are drunk. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7302 The good news is you don't need to worry about gas prices anymore. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7303 This one gives you the highest ESG score. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7304 It's made from all recycled materials, all electric, or you can shift to neutral and fold-up the Flintstone floorboards to switch to all footpower... 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7305 Who doesn’t love vintage? Am I right??! And you will never need to think about the soaring gas prices, again! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7306 Safety features may be minimal on this model, but fuel economy is second to none. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7307 This car is far better than electric and gas as you need neither for this model. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7308 now, yes, it was previously a McDonald’s delivery vehicle, but they outsourced to Uber, 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7309 This is the only model we currently have in stock, it's eco-friendly and great for families with children 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7310 In an effort to avoid expensive gas prices, this strictly runs on baby formula. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
7311 This one was owned by a little, old, grandmother - only pushed her grandkids on Sundays. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7312 I’m afraid all we have in your price range is this sporty little number here, but if you come back tomorrow we might have a big wheel, or razor scooter or two…but no promises… 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7313 This is the only one with colors. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7314 Sure, but those were just pale outlines next to a beauty like this. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
7315 It costs almost nothing to drive, parking’s a breeze, and to be honest, it’s the only thing on the lot that fits your budget. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
7316 The suburban model comes in white or silver, with the windshield as an option. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
7317 This one is for the really really really really really really young at heart 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7318 With these gas prices, you cant go wrong. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7319 With this model, you'll never have to worry about gas prices. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7320 This was previously owned by Fred Flinstone? Ever heard of him? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7321 and you don’t even have to pay for gas! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7322 If you are looking for something more economical, might I suggest the 2022 mini-Flintstone? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7323 We call it a classic Modi, capable of avoiding all bovine traffic. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7324 Ya know, I used ta own one of these. Wait a minute, yeah, that's mine. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7325 Everything is standard, including neighborhood mockery 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7326 This particular model is a push-start” By Jaelynn Melvill 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7327 Yes, it really comes with a child and a lifetime warranty. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7328 This bad boy will take you where you need to go in style and win you points with all the single moms 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7329 And here's yet another one repossessed because we keep giving these clowns car loans with a balloon payment! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
7330 The previous owner was a little old lady who only drove it on Sundays to services at her little car-cult church. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
7331 On the plus side, you’ll be the envy of all the other children when you pick up your kids. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7332 This little number is a real time saver, combining your morning jog with your commute. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7333 We also have a "Go" version in green. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7334 This one’s a cream puff. Only driven by a little four-year-old lady to church on Sundays. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7335 ...not just easy parking and 0 gallons per miles. In this era of all cars look alike you'll look very chic and exclusive. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7336 And this baby here just had one previous owner. The spit-up and poopy stain interior only add to its charm. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7337 An infant lady drove it to Sunday-school every Sunday ! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7338 This here is a kiddie car--used for two years, tops. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7339 Now here’s a renewable energy vehicle that’s in your price range. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7340 This model is popular with the green movement, it has great gas mileage. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7341 The previous owner was arrested for dunk driving. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7342 It has plenty of space for the kids, and the gas mileage is nonexistent. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7343 And this child-powered one beats even electric cars as the most environmentally sustainable vehicle on the market, with the added benefit that it wears toddlers down, increasing parental sleep and leisure time. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7344 Its a one owner trade-in from a guy who only drove it to daycare. A real cream puff. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7345 And this here, Sir, also comes in collapsible cardboard. A step ahead of the taxman too, Sir. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
7346 Only one owner, that’s age one. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7347 This one is really special! Infinity miles per gallon, unlimited battery and can even fit a few more for HOV!! 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
7348 Yes, the market adjustment is painful, but we'll throw in a clown to sweeten the deal. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7349 It's our new smart car. Pop in a 9-volt battery and this baby will take you from zero to ten in five minutes flat. 1.0769 0.04551 65 62 1 2
7350 With gas prices the way they are and the harsh chemicals in electric vehicle batteries,you 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7351 Someone misunderstood the 1800 Kars 4 Kids ads. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7352 Fully powered by a free, renewable energy source. They're quite popular in the suburban markets. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7353 You can have it in red and yellow, red and yellow, or red and yellow 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7354 With this model you’ll never have to worry about gas prices or getting enough exercise. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7355 It runs completely on wind energy. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7356 12 clowns just traded this in - only drove in parades on Sunday. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7357 It's a great car, and when you are ready for your next one, you can pass it on to your kids. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7358 A nice little car to get you around town. However, I would recommend some extras, like an engine, for example. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7359 This is the latest, most environmentally friendly car, powered by your mobile or tablet and allowed to drive in the city. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7360 We've discovered a way to sidestep inflation, but us car salesmen have had to be quite pushy. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7361 It’s surprisingly in great condition for its previous owners being quite young 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7362 A great first car here: one owner, low miles, and only $100,000 over blue book. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7363 Oh I think no my son is moving up. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
7364 This is the best model I can offer you, if you want your car out the door today. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7365 And if you’re too young for a midlife crisis, we have this little number which will still bring you back to relive your youthful adventures! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7366 The red body ensures that when you drive drunk and hit a kit, nobody will know. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7367 This one used to be owned by Jon Voight. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7368 Hamburglars can't even get near it! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7369 This was Musk’s second car - successor to his Hot Wheels trike. We’ve done the forensics. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7370 This is our latest innovation against climate change and rising fuel prices. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7371 The good news is this is more affordable than the Apple Watch you’ll want to capture those steps 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7372 What about this one? It’s specifically designed for the challenges of the future… 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7373 Well, you did say your limit was twelve thousand dollars. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7374 Sir, your break lights are painted on. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7375 The advantage of this golf car is that you can load the battery when you tow it with our electric saloon. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7376 And here's one I think you'll just love, dumb-dumb. You stupid little clown. You absolute fool. You miserable piece of sh*t. It's a car for babies, you see! That's what you are to me! Having known you only a few minutes, this is what I think. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7377 This things a beauty, very low mileage, as long as your shoe soles don't wear out. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7378 As you can see, it was built to be shared by Laa-Laa and Po, but after Po disappeared and Laa-Laa was arrested, we bought it at auction. It only accelerates to 15 mph, but you couldn’t own a better conversation piece. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7379 Let me get the keys to your new car. Cas cap is in the right. Any other questions, call Service. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7380 It's the Romper Room of Fred Flintstone cars. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7381 Like all our models, there is a $5,000 uptick over MSRP due to supply chain issues 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7382 Low mileage,great condition,California emissions compliant. The one previous owner attempted to apply for the Zero Emissions Vehicle tax credit but ran afoul of the state 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7383 Sixteen-year-olds these days don't appreciate the full range of manual transmissions. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7384 It's great on mileage and can be parked indoors or out. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7385 The owner was a TikTok star. She only drove it a few miles before she could afford to trade up to a Maserati. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7386 Just kidding, when you get it home your family will love it! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7387 She’s got low mileage, doesn’t need gas, and is only $20K! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7388 Unfortunately this is the last place anyone saw the boy alive. It wasn't until 6 days later his decomposing body was found. The autopsy report revealed that there was evidence of sexual assault and asphyxiation due to manual strangulation. Needless to say the parents are still in shock. It was just days before his 4th birthday. Law enforcement still hasn't arrested any suspects yet. It's a god-damned shame, I tell ya. Anyway...you were asking about electric vehicles? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7389 Its best feature for today's driver is that it is both gas- and battery-free. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7390 Electric cars are overrated. This is the only way to save the environment. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7391 Pretend driving in colour! This is our most environmental-friendly option: no fuel consumption,no emissions of air pollution and greenhouse gases. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7392 And…great news! We have all the parts in stock for this little gem! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7393 The previous owner was a bratty kid who drove it only to annoy the babysitter while her parents were at church. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7394 A big advantage is that unlike the other cars, it has color, but you have to pedal it yourself. Robert Jablon/rcjablon@aol.com/202-333-5332 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7395 Your choice is clear: enter cartoon contests, or grow the heavy equipment sector. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7396 This is a strong and independent car right here 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7397 It used to come in yellow and blue but the Chinese manufacturer eliminated that option. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
7398 No gas and you can use it in a bike lane! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7399 Utilitarian, you say? Here's flashy yet inexpensive. Ten thousand dollars. In this market, cheap. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7400 It runs on juice boxes and graham crackers 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7401 What’s it going to take to get you into this car? No really - it’s small - what’s it going to take??? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7402 Its appalling but colorful 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7403 Believe it or not this brand new model is priced less than the used cars on the lot, shall I grab the keys? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7404 Yes, it is small and childish, but it's the only car on the lot not magazine-page-white. 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
7405 Elon Musk has been acting like a child lately. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7406 And the subtle strings motif should appeal to the AARP demographic 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7407 Maybe I can throw in a stuffed Grogu and a string cheese... 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7408 if you're driven by Nostalgia because it all we have left look no further than this little millennial time capsule 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7409 Since your money jiggle jiggles, here’s a toy Fiat, it’s in color, so you see it” 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7410 With this model even the most difficult of parking manoeuvres becomes child’s play. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7411 This is a reliable model and it is good for the environment. It’s footprint is minimal and you will save a lot on gas. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7412 It's really easy. Just stick your feet through the bottom and start to run! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7413 No microchips in this model, so we can deliver one to you right away. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7414 Mr,Dennys Hess had sold a toy car for 100,000,000USD to Mr.Lee in his car collection garage. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7415 This is exotic as it gets, sir. It's all the rage in Belgium, and you can carry it anywhere on top of your regular car, too. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7416 Can I interest you in this lovely little tikes car with great gas mileage? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7417 Everyone knows it loses 10% of its value once you drive it off the Toys "R" Us parking lot. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7418 Check out this Gem, you won't believe how much you're going to save at the pump. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7419 And when you accidentally take a wrong turn up Magnolia lane... you're good to go! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7420 Tesla has done it again with it's Model-PP for Pedal Power. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7421 Trust me, this model will take years off you. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7422 This is the Flintstone model. Eco-friendly and within your budget. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7423 It has no engine, a 0-star crash test safety rating, and only seats one. Starts at $45,000 at 20% interest. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7424 You’ll be the envy of all at Pre K” 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7425 l’m lovin’ it 🍟 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7426 The color is scaring a few buyers off, but it really is a good little car! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7427 A bright auto— the best way to zig-zag your way out of busy Indian roads. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7428 …only had one owner, 2.8 miles on the clock, retractable roof, excellent fuel economy… 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7429 It's been a very popular choice in the current market. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7430 With gas prices soaring, pedal power is the “in” thing. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7431 It suffers for straight line speed. Cornering is abysmal. But, parking is a breeze! And, chicks dig it! 1.0702 0.04918 57 55 0 2
7432 This is the latest model in the Premium Cars line with the best facilities! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7433 Isn’t she a beauty. It's the 2024 concept car--Flinstonia. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7434 It comes with a full bumper to bumper car warranty. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7435 It's a best seller for kids at heart. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7436 And here our cheapest car takes you to "the good place" after your first accident. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7437 It's just a golf cart, but we're going to call it the 'Electric Vehicle'. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7438 be the envy of your neighborhood with this top of the line clown car 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7439 The manufacturers do recommend a scoliosis diagnosis for ultimate comfort. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7440 It drafts on just about anything! 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
7441 and of course it crumples well. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7442 The roof can give a strong wind power boost... depending on the direction you drive. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7443 This model is great on gas mileage." 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7444 She gets unlimited mileage and zero emissions, because of our patented "Fred Flintstone Drive!" 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7445 It seats one regular person or thirty-eight clowns comfortably. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7446 It's our newest model, the Twitter! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7447 Low milage. Just like new. The owner was a clown who only drove it during the summer circus season. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7448 This year's model comes without a wheatbelt. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7449 It only comes in this color but since it’s plastic you can pass it on to your kids grandkids and great grandkids. They’ll thank you for it 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
7450 Our energy efficient, chip free model available for pre-order. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7451 But you want to act fast - we're down to our last 30,000,000 of these things. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7452 Comes with incredible safety measures - an adult is always running behind it. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7453 This vehicle makes it easier to transition your children to driving with an engine. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7454 The dating world sees this as “Low Expectations.” 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7455 My ancestors, Fred and Barney, has an eco -friendly one similar to this mature time-tested model. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7456 This one is battery operated and belonged to Elon Musk as a child. He only drove it on Sundays. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7457 When I said it was missing a chip I meant Chip Douglass the former owner. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7458 It comes with low maintenance and gets great gas mileage! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7459 Marketing, Mark, marketing. It's Oscar Meyer. It's McDonalds. AND, it's electric. Kids'll love it. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7460 The last owner was a little old aardvark from Pasadena. Features include, Yabba Dabba Doo power, natural air conditioning. And you're in luck, because this little baby is both the first and last of this model to roll off the assembly line. Burrrrrp! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7461 It's not very good, but since you're poor, you won't mind. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7462 It's the only two tone plug-in on the lot. The others are all clear coat. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7463 $5K over MSRP is the best I can do 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7464 If you are ready to make the jump from gas, right here we have a green option that was made right here in America from recyclable rotomolded plastic. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7465 You bet'cha! It's a fair weather car. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
7466 This is is a great car for the circus! I’m guessing you are the circus clown! 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7467 It's our most eco-friendly model. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
7468 This is the top seller in southern red states- red and yellow , the recognized Trump colors of his hair and face..... 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7469 Low miles, only driven to play dates on the weekends, and… the only thing you can afford on the lot. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7470 This beauty gets great gas mileage and you will be looking good if you drive it every day! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7471 You need not worry about the travel restrictions due to Covid-19,this Tuk-tuk will take you on a virtual trip to Thailand. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7472 This is the new 2023 IgWana SE no-frills, peddle-power, independent front-wheel steering, military-grade plastic body, comes with a 60-year warranty AND the paint changes to match your moods. Only $49.95 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
7473 Now this one here we just got in the other day, low mileage and very fuel efficient. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7474 Mileage is great,but apparently the younger folks think it looks too much like "your father's Oldsmobile." 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7475 Gas prices got you in a slump? At 0% down and as little as $2.99 a month, come test drive our all full efficiency FP smart car today! 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
7476 When the market reaches a tipping point, you'll be glad you got there first (sort of)" 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7477 It belonged to Elon Musk ,but he traded it in when he found another car called a Twitter. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7478 This one was only driven to Sunday school by a little old first-grader. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7479 The great thing about this one is that it was owned by a four year old who only drove it to the bottom of the driveway about once a week 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7480 not creative enough for this - “with todays gas prices, this baby will get you where you need to go for the price of only one torn ACL” 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
7481 Anxious to remember the freedom of your youth? This is perfect car for your quarter life crisis. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7482 The chip shortage has us low on inventory. We do have this vintage gem once owned by a famous clown. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
7483 The previous owner played over 365 rounds of golf in it. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7484 Now this one gets unbelievable fuel economy, and attracts a lot of attention with the younger crowd 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7485 It’s our new carbon neutral renewable energy powered coupe, the Grande Woke 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7486 Double bonus! No gas keeps you fit. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7487 It gets better gas mileage than a hybrid, and just about the same pick up speed.... 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
7488 great exercise, infinite miles per gallon, you peddle 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7489 It's forerunner to the Tesla, runs on chicken soup and folds into a knapsack. A steal at $150,000! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7490 My demo ready to drive off the lot right now, if I could have a ride home. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7491 This cutie requires neither gas nor electricity. Runs on foot power. Remember Fred Flintstone? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7492 This? It's an updated Fred Flintstone design. Neither gas nor electric powered. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
7493 Sir, great Family Utility Vehicle–when you want to go alone, when you don’t want to refuse them to come along, when you want them to go alone, and when you don’t want to refuse to go along. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7494 It is a great gas saver and we will throw in free oil changes for life. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7495 If you overlook the fact that it belongs on a golf course, its chief feature is it will brighten up your day! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7496 AMC is back. This is their non-internal combustion vehicle. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7497 Let me talk to my boss... I think we can fit this baby into your budget. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7498 Yes, it has a limited range, but it makes up for it with the number of calories you burn off by turning the crank to power it. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7499 It can be refueled it literally any drive-thru, restaurant, or grocery store. Think of the freedom and the savings. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7500 Last Monday,Mr Chan recommended this colourful car to Mr Wong in the car shop because Mr Wong wanted to buy a new car. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
7501 Travelling with your mini car,you will become Spiderman in traffic jams. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7502 This sweet baby will make you feel young again. And it's a fun drive for your sweet baby. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7503 Our favorite kindergarten model…no transmission, perfect for the COVID era! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
7504 You'd usually pay the price on the window sticker, but there is no sticker and no window, either, for that matter. How unfortunate for you, to be so completely at my mercy. Bwa-ha-ha! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7505 I don’t think we’ll have any problem selling this car to colored people. 1.0588 0.01968 68 65 3 0
7506 And if you find you want to add an engine …just let us know Jill landsberg 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7507 I can see that you're an environmentally conscious young man. You'll love the low carbon emissions on this model! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7508 It was designed for Trump, but only his head fit inside, and his poorly functioning feet are not up to the task of generating forward motion. Now it is on the auction block. Asking price: $500,000 Current bid: $5.00 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
7509 At least you won't have to worry about gas milage. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7510 Our buy-now-play-later financing on this baby is perfect for your budget. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7511 look pal, go back to your youth, i can put this fucker in your driveway for a hundred bucks, da fuck, wake up you cocksucker 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
7512 This is The New Yorker's latest editorial decision: more cartoons about used cars, golf, and primary colors. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7513 dA 🆕NeW YoRk 🇮🇹🎩👔🚬🥤😾🍕🤌🏼anD DiS riGht HerE, DiS iZ ElOn MuskZ LateSt Model, dA Fit FLAMiN FeeT💨🦶🏼🔥🔥🦶🏼💨FiAt🌪TeslA FuSiOn 🗣HuMan HyBrid🙀1/2🔋BatteRy Powered 1/2 FeeT🦶🏼🦶🏼PoWeReD 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
7514 It's a zero-emission vehicle and young people love em- a great option for the modern driver. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7515 Fuel efficient and it will comfortably fit eighteen clowns. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7516 ...flintmobile acceleration and braking, and she never drove it over 5 miles per hour! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7517 It's as fuel-efficient as a golf cart without a place for your clubs. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
7518 Nowi can let you have this little creampuff fo a song - was only used by a little old toddler who just drove it back and forth across the nursery! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7519 Our vintage model is fuel efficient and will save you with todays rising prices 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7520 This is our new, improved model, without the pedals. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7521 It’s a 1980 vintage…The only one where you actually CAN use both hands to talk on your cell phone! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7522 The previous owner was a guy named Fred, it hasn't been driven for a few hundred thousand years. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7523 This baby over here runs on the latest green energy, Silicon Valley dreams 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7524 Babe! 'You bought me a car ?!' Monica Lewinksy sent an invite to almost everyone having a birthday... & -'A party that day' -Thank you @billmaher & @trumpto 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7525 Think about it. Will you think about? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7526 This model is in the "Take what you can get" series 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7527 And this is the early-life crisis special. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7528 And of course if you’d rather the economy model ,know that it doesn’t doesn’t come two tone or with the fine Corinthian Leather you see here. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7529 and then she tried to tell me the cozy coupe had never been in an accident 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7530 This compact car right here is safe, affordable, good on all wood grain floors and handles carpets to boot. Plus check out that stylish exterior! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7531 This beauty is built for city living, and comes fully equipped with a supply of Flintstone vitamins. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7532 And this one has the lowest mileage of any vehicle on the lot! Peter McChesney Richmond, VA 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7533 This is the only car on the lot you can drive standing up 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
7534 This lightweight, red, convertible compact is sure to remind you of your youth. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7535 Tu esposa lo va a amar, pues ya no tendrás excusa para acompañarla al supermercado 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7536 Comes with two pairs of the ultimate all-hemp finger shoes in the glove box, er, I mean shoe box. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7537 Your choice: you can drive this beauty off the lot today or put down a deposit and wait for months for the EV you want. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7538 Elon Musk searching for a pedal rechargeable car after getting scammed on twitter deal!! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
7539 Obviously, the colour will be scraped off. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
7540 You will give a profound statement with this brand new Flintstones model 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7541 The most affordable zero-emission vehicle also comes with airless tires,manual sunroof option,and often guarantees that you 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7542 This beauty comes fully charged as well as to your credit card of $75,000. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7543 And we are only asking $50 below ticket price that’s a steal 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7544 It's our most beautiful model, ideal for the catwalk. 1.0488 0.02956 82 79 2 1
7545 You can park it anywhere, and you won’t believe the mileage you get with this baby! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7546 The great thing about this model is that there is never a parking problem. When you get to your destination, just get out, put it in your pocket and go about your errands. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7547 With the rising gas prices this is a great way to save from buying gas! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7548 The color contrast of McD's yet you won't find a greener car on the road! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7549 This automobile's fuel exhaust won't cost any for the environment. This model is an e-friendly and an eco-friendly one! 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
7550 Yeah, this one also suffers from the back logged shipping containers & … you know… the chip shortage… 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7551 So you tell me you have cheated on your wife and are now broke… I think you’ll find this model suits your maturity level & budget just perfectly 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7552 School bus downsizing is complemented with outsourcing now to cut costs. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7553 This model is very popular on sidewalks in Florida. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7554 Now this little beauty is right in your price range. Trade in from the local daycare. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7555 Capturing the Gen-Z market has been tricky for our stylists. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7556 It's self driving- no matter where you try to steer it, it'll take you to the nearest McDonald's drive-thru. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7557 I’ve got sixteen other people coming to see it today, but it can be yours for $29,995. 1.0423 0.03131 71 69 1 1
7558 Sure, we can buy this now or have it delivered if we buy it through carvana. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
7559 I know it is not this year's model, but the vintage thing for Memorial Day parades in '22 is really hot. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7560 You can’t beat the gas mileage on this model. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7561 Curing the ‘new midlife crisis’ one Tyco at a time,,, 🚗 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
7562 The car salesman is recommending Mr Zhou to buy this car due to the low budget of Mr Zhou. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
7563 Just don't ask questions .. BLM is buying 50 of these electric golf carts for black communities .. but Patrisse Cullors needs the $17,000,000 @Bugatti Veyron for her baby daddy because he's having to drive more to find baby formul 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
7564 Premium priced because it will make anyone feel years younger 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7565 Good milage between bedroom and bathroom 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7566 Pedaling this little baby saves both gas and electricity, and it does wonders for your hamstrings too. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7567 I can get you a great deal on this classic beauty that just arrived. It was a trade-in from a major twitch streamer. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7568 And then there is this little number. Especially designed for the discerning double amputee that doesn't want to pay for more car than they need. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7569 It was driven only twice a week by a little old lady from The Villages who, unfortunately, succumbed to STD. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7570 If you’re concerned about inflation and high gas prices, try our latest foot-powered model. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
7571 An astonishing 100 miles/ gallon of water you drink a day to peddle it flinstones style. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
7572 Perfect for going back in time when we were 5. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
7573 If you're worried about gas prices, this model will save you money guaranteed. 1.0308 0.03077 65 64 0 1
7574 Well, this is our highest prized model, mainly because of its signature style minimalist design and their wide range of customers from toddlers to seniors. This is a once in a decade museum find, so much so that our customers don't even drive it. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
7575 Another bonus, with these safety features, you'll never see a hospital bill! 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
7576 Unfortunately for you transport is always the first to be axed during government cuts, Mr. Bond. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
7577 Of course, it's all electric & the two-tone colors reflect against those 18 wheelers! 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7578 Leftover stock from Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey. Probably your best option now, what with the supply chain issues and all. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
7579 The steering is so light it's almost like it's not connected at all. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
7580 Well, I suppose this is still a car. Perhaps a little too mini. . . 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
7581 I grant you it's a bit undersized, and seats no passengers, but think about the fact that it runs on corn oil !! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
7582 Really cheap to maintain, and untouched by parts shortages... gas prices won't affect you either! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
7583 It's the most economical used one we have. Never been over 10 MPH, and gets magnificent mileage! 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
7584 What does anyone really need a chip for in a car anyway? This gem will get you closer to nature than ever. 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
7585 Here’s a classic option, and not to worry, we’ve pressure washed away all the boogers, PBJ, and “accidents” 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
7586 This is the latest model and it is environmentally friendly and it will keep you in shape! 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
7587 This one here, is a dubious, child-like, cart of a used car, but hey, we can't keep these on the lot! 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
7588 This will also help offset any fuel expenses with money you make bringing relief pitchers out to the mound. 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
7589 With our entry-level model, developing drivers can be unwittingly inculcated into a sedentary, dangerous, pollutive lifestyle that plagues modern society and risks ecological ruin. Now, how about that deposit? 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
7590 I’ll knock off $20 for the sticky steering wheel. 1.0141 0.01418 71 70 1 0
7591 Just think, you'll be channeling your hero. Some people may make fun of all that empty space under the dome, but, hey, it's part of the package. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0