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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-05-22T16:21:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-06-05T16:21:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-05-30T16:21:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 6, 2022 |
Number of captions | 7592 |
Number of responses | 810305 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It’s like new. The previous owner preferred the box it came in. | 1.9169 | 0.01614 | 2588 | 988 | 827 | 773 |
1 | We call it “The Trump,” for its empty red bottom and hideous yellow top. | 1.8905 | 0.01687 | 2530 | 1064 | 679 | 787 |
2 | Okay I'll grab some crayons and get started on the paper work. " | 1.8768 | 0.01245 | 4230 | 1678 | 1395 | 1157 |
3 | And it is 100% guaranteed to stop your teenagers from asking to borrow the car. | 1.8731 | 0.01444 | 3184 | 1284 | 1020 | 880 |
4 | No, literally. It has bells and whistles. | 1.8664 | 0.01455 | 2905 | 1113 | 1067 | 725 |
5 | Price? Oh, yes, it’s Fisher Price. | 1.8390 | 0.01402 | 3167 | 1281 | 1115 | 771 |
6 | It’s eco-friendly. It runs on will-power. (Submitted by Bella Nesbit, age 10) | 1.8370 | 0.01774 | 1988 | 810 | 692 | 486 |
7 | Five accidents, but thankfully they were all number ones. | 1.8316 | 0.01965 | 1716 | 737 | 531 | 448 |
8 | You wouldn’t believe how many people tell me this was their first car. | 1.8284 | 0.01520 | 2588 | 1034 | 964 | 590 |
9 | It's a great commuter car for people who work from home. | 1.8217 | 0.01513 | 2737 | 1145 | 935 | 657 |
10 | Trust me, we have customers crying for these. | 1.8168 | 0.01565 | 2440 | 996 | 897 | 547 |
11 | Your decision. I'm not going to push you. | 1.8137 | 0.01414 | 3091 | 1296 | 1075 | 720 |
12 | One owner, nonsmoker, fully potty trained. | 1.8048 | 0.01281 | 3785 | 1617 | 1290 | 878 |
13 | We had to repossess this one. The owner wouldn't eat his broccoli. | 1.8021 | 0.01838 | 1885 | 823 | 612 | 450 |
14 | This is the only car on our lot that looks like a former president. | 1.8015 | 0.01612 | 2665 | 1239 | 716 | 710 |
15 | And it comes standard with two juice box holders. | 1.7951 | 0.01334 | 3260 | 1348 | 1232 | 680 |
16 | ...And the GPS tells you how to get to Sesame Street. | 1.7949 | 0.01682 | 2136 | 909 | 756 | 471 |
17 | The prior owner is in time-out | 1.7948 | 0.01435 | 2943 | 1255 | 1037 | 651 |
18 | Keyless entry, air conditioning, great on gas and kid friendly. | 1.7931 | 0.02258 | 1131 | 467 | 431 | 233 |
19 | It's all driveway miles. | 1.7842 | 0.01151 | 4531 | 1953 | 1603 | 975 |
20 | So, we ran your credit report... | 1.7833 | 0.01286 | 3844 | 1728 | 1221 | 895 |
21 | I’m not trying to pressure you but I do have a VERY motivated second grader coming back this afternoon for a third look. | 1.7775 | 0.01532 | 2355 | 971 | 937 | 447 |
22 | Its last owner had two accidents, but she’s potty-trained now. | 1.7705 | 0.01354 | 3399 | 1539 | 1101 | 759 |
23 | This will run for as long as you can. | 1.7659 | 0.01307 | 3370 | 1457 | 1245 | 668 |
24 | Here’s what I have in your price range. | 1.7647 | 0.02135 | 1343 | 606 | 447 | 290 |
25 | If you want sportier, we have a Big Wheel. | 1.7615 | 0.01278 | 3643 | 1625 | 1264 | 754 |
26 | What’s it gonna take for me to push you home in this today? | 1.7614 | 0.01360 | 3210 | 1434 | 1112 | 664 |
27 | This is something you buy and pass down to your kids. | 1.7599 | 0.01467 | 2582 | 1102 | 998 | 482 |
28 | The previous owner outgrew it. | 1.7599 | 0.01116 | 4685 | 2065 | 1680 | 940 |
29 | It’s a great three-year-old car. | 1.7593 | 0.01576 | 2356 | 1041 | 841 | 474 |
30 | They're mostly driveway miles. | 1.7523 | 0.01107 | 4607 | 2012 | 1724 | 871 |
31 | I can get you in this car today. Not sure about getting you out. | 1.7484 | 0.01539 | 2401 | 1060 | 885 | 456 |
32 | It only has thirteen blocks on it. | 1.7459 | 0.01450 | 2755 | 1237 | 981 | 537 |
33 | We call this one the toy-ota. | 1.7421 | 0.01730 | 1958 | 891 | 681 | 386 |
34 | And remember- the wheels on this car go round and round!... | 1.7411 | 0.01585 | 2379 | 1098 | 799 | 482 |
35 | Just a couple signatures here and you’ll be saying “v’room v’room” in no time | 1.7392 | 0.01674 | 2109 | 970 | 719 | 420 |
36 | Practically brand new. The previous owner never took it out of the driveway. | 1.7379 | 0.01435 | 2678 | 1181 | 1018 | 479 |
37 | It combines zero-emissions frugality with a high-intensity workout. | 1.7358 | 0.01706 | 1972 | 895 | 703 | 374 |
38 | One owner. Only driven to the end of the driveway and back. | 1.7278 | 0.01690 | 1877 | 828 | 732 | 317 |
39 | I recommend rotating your shoes twice a year. | 1.7233 | 0.01821 | 1720 | 794 | 608 | 318 |
40 | No engine problems here...none. | 1.7222 | 0.01795 | 1760 | 811 | 627 | 322 |
41 | The previous owner just took it to the end of the driveway and back. | 1.7208 | 0.01905 | 1583 | 737 | 551 | 295 |
42 | One owner. Non-smoker. Only drove it to the end of the cul-de-sac. | 1.7191 | 0.02010 | 1410 | 655 | 496 | 259 |
43 | The only emissions come from you | 1.7180 | 0.01554 | 2521 | 1223 | 786 | 512 |
44 | It’s perfect for a first time driver | 1.7173 | 0.01774 | 1776 | 818 | 642 | 316 |
45 | It’s only had one previous owner, but we’re required to disclose that it was involved in a number of #1 and #2 accidents. | 1.7158 | 0.01644 | 2227 | 1076 | 708 | 443 |
46 | I’m afraid this is all we have in your price range. | 1.7143 | 0.01656 | 2170 | 1044 | 702 | 424 |
47 | You have a Master's, a solid 401K, and are on track for a corporate promotion, so here's what's in your price range. | 1.7096 | 0.01961 | 1536 | 741 | 500 | 295 |
48 | Great starter vehicle | 1.7009 | 0.02522 | 856 | 399 | 314 | 143 |
49 | My son has the same model and he loves it. | 1.7005 | 0.01789 | 1723 | 810 | 619 | 294 |
50 | It's for the man who doesn't need to overcompensate. | 1.6976 | 0.01876 | 1680 | 827 | 534 | 319 |
51 | This model offers incredible headroom for your imaginary friends. | 1.6931 | 0.03020 | 593 | 279 | 217 | 97 |
52 | It’ll make you feel 30 years younger. | 1.6892 | 0.01892 | 1493 | 703 | 551 | 239 |
53 | It gets great mileage and comes with a Happy Meal. | 1.6824 | 0.03850 | 381 | 187 | 128 | 66 |
54 | Jump in, I'll give you a test push. | 1.6813 | 0.01976 | 1340 | 632 | 503 | 205 |
55 | Feel free to push it around the block. | 1.6732 | 0.02297 | 1172 | 616 | 323 | 233 |
56 | The car's great shape. The previous owner just played with the box it came in. | 1.6691 | 0.02377 | 1118 | 599 | 290 | 229 |
57 | No, I said it was a TOYota. | 1.6600 | 0.02443 | 994 | 521 | 290 | 183 |
58 | Just today, I can offer you special Fisher-Pricing. | 1.6521 | 0.02525 | 894 | 464 | 277 | 153 |
59 | This comes with a two-year/one-mile warranty. | 1.6512 | 0.02593 | 863 | 453 | 258 | 152 |
60 | This one tells the world you have nothing to prove! | 1.6443 | 0.02639 | 818 | 430 | 249 | 139 |
61 | ...and holds four sippy cups. | 1.6442 | 0.02595 | 815 | 420 | 265 | 130 |
62 | ...and it tops out at around 3mph, depending on how loud you go "Bbbbrrooooom" | 1.6404 | 0.02666 | 773 | 401 | 249 | 123 |
63 | The former owner just outgrew it. | 1.6402 | 0.02537 | 806 | 406 | 284 | 116 |
64 | Pre-schoolers voted it best in class. | 1.6396 | 0.02753 | 777 | 419 | 219 | 139 |
65 | It only had one owner and it never left her driveway. | 1.6364 | 0.02706 | 748 | 390 | 240 | 118 |
66 | It runs on imagination. | 1.6336 | 0.02743 | 715 | 387 | 217 | 111 |
67 | Hop in. I’ll push you around the block. | 1.6319 | 0.02711 | 709 | 363 | 244 | 102 |
68 | No, the last owner sold it because he got his driverslicense | 1.6315 | 0.02742 | 711 | 369 | 235 | 107 |
69 | It costs less than a tank of gas. | 1.6276 | 0.02881 | 682 | 367 | 202 | 113 |
70 | The wheels on this car go round and round. | 1.6275 | 0.03045 | 663 | 373 | 164 | 126 |
71 | Not only will you save on gas, but you’ll also get your steps in every day! | 1.6252 | 0.02812 | 651 | 335 | 225 | 91 |
72 | “For the in-home office commute.” | 1.6220 | 0.03057 | 619 | 340 | 173 | 106 |
73 | This was our best seller until someone pointed out it's roof looked like Donald Trumps's hair | 1.6191 | 0.03209 | 617 | 358 | 136 | 123 |
74 | This little beauty was only driven on Sundays by a three-year old at Grandma's house. | 1.6178 | 0.02872 | 607 | 325 | 197 | 85 |
75 | Now this is a young man's car. | 1.6173 | 0.03007 | 601 | 322 | 187 | 92 |
76 | It's the only model not affected by the chip shortage. | 1.6161 | 0.02938 | 607 | 320 | 200 | 87 |
77 | Technically, it's a hybrid. | 1.6147 | 0.02940 | 584 | 305 | 200 | 79 |
78 | Like I said, we can get you into a car no matter what your credit situation is. | 1.6138 | 0.03113 | 580 | 318 | 168 | 94 |
79 | Guaranteed to make you feel like a kid again. | 1.6099 | 0.03048 | 587 | 319 | 178 | 90 |
80 | The prior owner grew up. | 1.6082 | 0.03076 | 559 | 300 | 178 | 81 |
81 | Show this baby around town and your friends will be screaming "my turn, my turn!" | 1.6012 | 0.03133 | 504 | 265 | 175 | 64 |
82 | It's fueled by your imagination | 1.6011 | 0.03893 | 351 | 191 | 109 | 51 |
83 | It's affordable, eco-friendly, and you get your steps in. | 1.6004 | 0.03318 | 513 | 288 | 142 | 83 |
84 | This baby has only about 5,000 steps on it. | 1.5992 | 0.03209 | 509 | 276 | 161 | 72 |
85 | Now this one just screams "I am comfortable with my masculinity." | 1.5988 | 0.03484 | 491 | 284 | 120 | 87 |
86 | For a small up-charge, we can also add a ringer bell. | 1.5972 | 0.03112 | 509 | 269 | 176 | 64 |
87 | Burns 150 calories to the mile. | 1.5957 | 0.03153 | 470 | 243 | 174 | 53 |
88 | Yes, this is the bachelor for life model | 1.5952 | 0.03310 | 499 | 278 | 145 | 76 |
89 | At this price, you'll be happy and you know it. Clap your hands! | 1.5942 | 0.04454 | 276 | 154 | 80 | 42 |
90 | Let me ask you, is your wife someone that likes to push you around? | 1.5926 | 0.03522 | 459 | 262 | 122 | 75 |
91 | This one is great but your kids will want to borrow it all the time. | 1.5924 | 0.03332 | 471 | 258 | 147 | 66 |
92 | The latest trend is to skip the ‘mid-life crisis’ sports car and go right to our ‘second childhood’ model.” | 1.5901 | 0.03482 | 466 | 266 | 125 | 75 |
93 | Peddle this little beauty off the lot today and I''ll throw in an EtchASketch and a set of Legos. | 1.5894 | 0.03459 | 470 | 268 | 127 | 75 |
94 | I’ll double-check the promotion, but I’m pretty sure this one comes with a Happy Meal. | 1.5874 | 0.03615 | 429 | 245 | 116 | 68 |
95 | It's a hybrid: It uses BOTH pedals and gravity! | 1.5864 | 0.03380 | 440 | 239 | 144 | 57 |
96 | A sippy cup holder is extra. | 1.5839 | 0.03517 | 423 | 235 | 129 | 59 |
97 | It's our top of the line in carbon neutral | 1.5796 | 0.03300 | 421 | 222 | 154 | 45 |
98 | It’s a great deal - only has 20 blocks on it!! | 1.5791 | 0.03498 | 411 | 226 | 132 | 53 |
99 | This one will not only go go go but it definitely makes you feel like a big boy. | 1.5785 | 0.03216 | 427 | 228 | 154 | 45 |
100 | The last owner only used it to get to the end of the driveway and back. | 1.5771 | 0.03312 | 428 | 229 | 151 | 48 |
101 | Here’s one a little closer to your price range. | 1.5771 | 0.03364 | 454 | 253 | 140 | 61 |
102 | This comes with all foot drive | 1.5767 | 0.03648 | 404 | 230 | 115 | 59 |
103 | I know what you're thinking... but we also have it in blue. | 1.5758 | 0.03686 | 389 | 220 | 114 | 55 |
104 | It's a three year old model. | 1.5752 | 0.03770 | 412 | 245 | 97 | 70 |
105 | Its body by Fisher-Price. | 1.5748 | 0.03706 | 421 | 249 | 102 | 70 |
106 | The original owner grew out of it. | 1.5748 | 0.03486 | 421 | 235 | 130 | 56 |
107 | The previous owner only drove it in the living room between naps. | 1.5730 | 0.03450 | 452 | 259 | 127 | 66 |
108 | It had one owner and never left the yard. | 1.5680 | 0.03719 | 375 | 213 | 111 | 51 |
109 | It's barely left the driveway. | 1.5677 | 0.03671 | 384 | 221 | 110 | 53 |
110 | He’s busy keeping America Great and doesn’t have time for it anymore. | 1.5668 | 0.03849 | 404 | 246 | 87 | 71 |
111 | “One owner, two years old | 1.5653 | 0.03591 | 398 | 232 | 111 | 55 |
112 | I can let you have it for five Lego sets and a Barbie Dreamhouse. | 1.5627 | 0.03683 | 375 | 213 | 113 | 49 |
113 | It has only been around the block twice. | 1.5615 | 0.03816 | 358 | 206 | 103 | 49 |
114 | This one really makes you feel like a kid again. | 1.5597 | 0.03929 | 352 | 207 | 93 | 52 |
115 | The Cheerios holder isn't a standard feature, but I'll throw it in. Do we have a deal? | 1.5590 | 0.03708 | 356 | 200 | 113 | 43 |
116 | It's in mint condition. The prior owner just went into a time-out. | 1.5585 | 0.03954 | 342 | 200 | 93 | 49 |
117 | Ten little old clowns. Once a week, To church. | 1.5581 | 0.03715 | 344 | 191 | 114 | 39 |
118 | This is the perfect car for the first-time driver. | 1.5556 | 0.03883 | 360 | 213 | 94 | 53 |
119 | It’s so simple, a child could drive it. | 1.5552 | 0.04025 | 317 | 183 | 92 | 42 |
120 | It comes with a year's supply of chocolate milk. | 1.5541 | 0.03665 | 370 | 211 | 113 | 46 |
121 | Think of all the money you’ll save not being able to go anywhere with anyone! | 1.5532 | 0.03661 | 376 | 216 | 112 | 48 |
122 | Are you familiar with driving a manual? | 1.5522 | 0.03852 | 364 | 216 | 95 | 53 |
123 | You can pedal it off the lot today. | 1.5519 | 0.03844 | 337 | 193 | 102 | 42 |
124 | It may look small but it held fourteen clowns comfortably. | 1.5519 | 0.04046 | 337 | 202 | 84 | 51 |
125 | Previous owner never even left the driveway | 1.5514 | 0.03991 | 350 | 211 | 85 | 54 |
126 | The owner barely even took it out of the driveway. | 1.5505 | 0.04120 | 327 | 197 | 80 | 50 |
127 | The previous owner grew out of it. | 1.5504 | 0.03769 | 367 | 215 | 102 | 50 |
128 | What's better than electric you ask? | 1.5493 | 0.04043 | 335 | 201 | 84 | 50 |
129 | Trade in your Big Wheel, and we'll knock 25% off. | 1.5488 | 0.03804 | 328 | 185 | 106 | 37 |
130 | You will have no gas costs but you may need to re-sole your shoes every 6 months. | 1.5471 | 0.03596 | 329 | 178 | 122 | 29 |
131 | And the wheels on the car do in fact go ‘round and ‘round’ | 1.5470 | 0.03922 | 351 | 210 | 90 | 51 |
132 | The previous owner only took it as far as the end of the driveway. | 1.5455 | 0.03723 | 352 | 202 | 108 | 42 |
133 | It's Fisher Priced to move. | 1.5452 | 0.03727 | 365 | 221 | 96 | 48 |
134 | The great thing about this model is it's not a Tesla, so none of your money goes to Elon Musk. | 1.5447 | 0.03823 | 358 | 214 | 94 | 50 |
135 | This one is perfect for your daily commute - as long as it’s downhill. | 1.5445 | 0.04060 | 281 | 158 | 93 | 30 |
136 | Well, yes. This one will be more expensive because it's in color. | 1.5426 | 0.04030 | 317 | 187 | 88 | 42 |
137 | You don’t need a Porsche to feel young again. | 1.5419 | 0.03966 | 334 | 199 | 89 | 46 |
138 | Imagine rolling up to the playground in this baby. | 1.5417 | 0.04028 | 312 | 183 | 89 | 40 |
139 | Great mileage and it'll bring back the child in you. | 1.5406 | 0.03852 | 320 | 183 | 101 | 36 |
140 | The only footprint this one leaves is your own. | 1.5399 | 0.04064 | 326 | 197 | 82 | 47 |
141 | It’s in great condition. The previous owner never took it out of the driveway. | 1.5396 | 0.03700 | 341 | 203 | 100 | 38 |
142 | No sir. Elon Musk has nothing to do with this model. | 1.5392 | 0.04142 | 293 | 172 | 84 | 37 |
143 | You said you wanted a car that would make you feel young again | 1.5385 | 0.03809 | 325 | 200 | 86 | 39 |
144 | This one here is a babe magnet! | 1.5377 | 0.04167 | 318 | 195 | 75 | 48 |
145 | It doesn't look like much. Well, that's about it... It doesn't look like much. | 1.5367 | 0.03995 | 313 | 184 | 90 | 39 |
146 | This is the perfect car for the commute from your bedroom to your home office. | 1.5357 | 0.04198 | 308 | 188 | 75 | 45 |
147 | Who cares what she thinks?” | 1.5356 | 0.04445 | 295 | 186 | 60 | 49 |
148 | Yes, it goes vroom. | 1.5340 | 0.04137 | 309 | 187 | 79 | 43 |
149 | But if you really want something to make you feel young again ... | 1.5336 | 0.04135 | 283 | 165 | 85 | 33 |
150 | Used to be really inexpensive to run until the price of formula went out of sight | 1.5314 | 0.04097 | 318 | 194 | 79 | 45 |
151 | This is the only vehicle the supply chain can piece together with no waiting time. | 1.5314 | 0.04490 | 271 | 167 | 64 | 40 |
152 | Some bozo traded it in. | 1.5314 | 0.04148 | 303 | 183 | 79 | 41 |
153 | Plus you get a great workout. | 1.5308 | 0.03952 | 292 | 167 | 95 | 30 |
154 | Sure,it's been around the block a few times. | 1.5304 | 0.04304 | 296 | 183 | 69 | 44 |
155 | This is the only car we have that fits your budget | 1.5304 | 0.04085 | 296 | 175 | 85 | 36 |
156 | It comes with a ‘Baby on Board’ bumper sticker. | 1.5296 | 0.04393 | 304 | 194 | 59 | 51 |
157 | Well, perhaps this one is more within your range. It's Fisher priced. | 1.5278 | 0.04257 | 288 | 175 | 74 | 39 |
158 | Ideal for the work-from-home commuter.... | 1.5268 | 0.04083 | 317 | 194 | 79 | 44 |
159 | Yeah, it’s got a lot miles on it, but they’re all driveway miles. | 1.5266 | 0.03916 | 319 | 189 | 92 | 38 |
160 | One owner...literally, the owner was one. | 1.5251 | 0.04245 | 299 | 185 | 71 | 43 |
161 | This is the car of your childhood dreams | 1.5242 | 0.04578 | 269 | 170 | 57 | 42 |
162 | Here’s your loaner. | 1.5241 | 0.04207 | 290 | 176 | 76 | 38 |
163 | ...and the two juice box holders come standard. | 1.5240 | 0.04296 | 292 | 181 | 69 | 42 |
164 | With gas prices the way they are, it just makes sense | 1.5230 | 0.04227 | 283 | 171 | 76 | 36 |
165 | And the keys double as a teething toy. | 1.5230 | 0.04014 | 283 | 164 | 90 | 29 |
166 | Have you driven a manual vehicle before? | 1.5216 | 0.04542 | 255 | 157 | 63 | 35 |
167 | And this one comes with the nap-mat-and-juice-box options package included. | 1.5214 | 0.04201 | 280 | 168 | 78 | 34 |
168 | The previous owner only ever drove to the end of the driveway. | 1.5199 | 0.04266 | 277 | 168 | 74 | 35 |
169 | Its last owner was a two-year-old who never left the driveway. | 1.5199 | 0.04417 | 277 | 173 | 64 | 40 |
170 | Downhill this is the most energy efficient car we have. | 1.5196 | 0.04368 | 281 | 175 | 66 | 40 |
171 | Only one owner, but he grew out of it. | 1.5196 | 0.04426 | 281 | 177 | 62 | 42 |
172 | If you buy it today, I’ll throw in a bouncy castle. | 1.5192 | 0.04298 | 287 | 178 | 69 | 40 |
173 | It’s like a Popemobile, but this one used to belong to Eric Trump. | 1.5189 | 0.04521 | 264 | 165 | 61 | 38 |
174 | What can I do to get you walking this off the lot today? | 1.5187 | 0.04406 | 268 | 165 | 67 | 36 |
175 | All you'll need is a good pair of shoes | 1.5181 | 0.03991 | 276 | 159 | 91 | 26 |
176 | The upgraded model comes with two sippy cup holders! | 1.5177 | 0.04026 | 282 | 165 | 88 | 29 |
177 | With your credit score, I have the perfect car for you! | 1.5177 | 0.04170 | 311 | 198 | 68 | 45 |
178 | This would be very close to the trade-in value of your vehicle. | 1.5169 | 0.04544 | 267 | 169 | 58 | 40 |
179 | It was previously owned by 23 clowns. | 1.5167 | 0.04183 | 300 | 186 | 73 | 41 |
180 | It’s got very low mileage. The previous owner mostly drove the box it came in. | 1.5163 | 0.04172 | 306 | 191 | 72 | 43 |
181 | Zero gas, zero electric, zero emissions. | 1.5159 | 0.04199 | 283 | 172 | 76 | 35 |
182 | It holds 12 as long as you’re all clowns. | 1.5154 | 0.04273 | 260 | 155 | 76 | 29 |
183 | Most reliable vehicle on the lot | 1.5146 | 0.04013 | 274 | 159 | 89 | 26 |
184 | The only emissions are the curses from the drivers behind you. | 1.5144 | 0.04131 | 278 | 166 | 81 | 31 |
185 | It comes with an extra pair of sneakers for braking. | 1.5138 | 0.04431 | 253 | 154 | 68 | 31 |
186 | Greenest car on the market! | 1.5138 | 0.04288 | 253 | 150 | 76 | 27 |
187 | Buy the car you always dreamed of when you were young | 1.5118 | 0.04523 | 254 | 158 | 62 | 34 |
188 | Sure, it moves. Haven't you ever seen the Flintstones? | 1.5116 | 0.04007 | 258 | 164 | 68 | 26 |
189 | If you'd like to try it out, I can give you a push. | 1.5110 | 0.04295 | 272 | 167 | 71 | 34 |
190 | This one is perfect for the kid in all of us." | 1.5108 | 0.04461 | 231 | 137 | 70 | 24 |
191 | It's the only way we're gonna get to zero carbon emissions by 2035. | 1.5106 | 0.04098 | 284 | 171 | 81 | 32 |
192 | She's best-in-class from 0 to 6. | 1.5083 | 0.04233 | 242 | 141 | 79 | 22 |
193 | This one was driven just once, by a kid who lived at the top of Lombard Street. | 1.5078 | 0.04496 | 256 | 160 | 62 | 34 |
194 | Admit it, isn't this the car you dreamed of having as a kid?" | 1.5064 | 0.04608 | 235 | 145 | 61 | 29 |
195 | The emissions depend on the driver. | 1.5063 | 0.04844 | 237 | 153 | 48 | 36 |
196 | The former owner just drove it around the playroom on weekends. | 1.5059 | 0.04154 | 255 | 150 | 81 | 24 |
197 | Here's something in your price range. | 1.5057 | 0.04438 | 263 | 165 | 63 | 35 |
198 | This is a very popular model, especially with the younger buyers. | 1.5056 | 0.04067 | 269 | 159 | 84 | 26 |
199 | The previous owner just grew out of it. | 1.5041 | 0.04392 | 242 | 146 | 70 | 26 |
200 | The car you've wished for since you were a kid! | 1.5039 | 0.04179 | 256 | 157 | 72 | 27 |
201 | This is an excellent car for a first-time owner. | 1.5039 | 0.04462 | 256 | 160 | 63 | 33 |
202 | Former owner never took this out of the driveway. | 1.5034 | 0.04181 | 290 | 181 | 72 | 37 |
203 | Only driven by clowns on weekends. | 1.5018 | 0.04178 | 271 | 165 | 76 | 30 |
204 | We just installed a juice box holder. | 1.5000 | 0.04045 | 244 | 140 | 86 | 18 |
205 | It was “repossessed” from its former owner, because he was a naughty boy. | 1.5000 | 0.04323 | 256 | 157 | 70 | 29 |
206 | Doesn't need gas or electricity and you never have to grow up. | 1.5000 | 0.04635 | 246 | 157 | 55 | 34 |
207 | It’s like a smart car, only cuter. | 1.5000 | 0.04314 | 248 | 150 | 72 | 26 |
208 | You can walk out with it today! | 1.5000 | 0.04192 | 258 | 155 | 77 | 26 |
209 | It's the perfect starter car. | 1.4979 | 0.04379 | 237 | 143 | 70 | 24 |
210 | It’ll do a hundred and twenty on a windy day. | 1.4978 | 0.04668 | 231 | 145 | 57 | 29 |
211 | Low miles, great shape...previous owner just grew out of it. | 1.4978 | 0.04668 | 231 | 145 | 57 | 29 |
212 | This is you saying NO to rising gas prices!! | 1.4977 | 0.04782 | 213 | 132 | 56 | 25 |
213 | It comes complete with sippy cup holders. | 1.4962 | 0.04204 | 260 | 158 | 75 | 27 |
214 | The perfect starter car! | 1.4961 | 0.04323 | 256 | 158 | 69 | 29 |
215 | This one will make you feel like a kid again. | 1.4961 | 0.04348 | 254 | 157 | 68 | 29 |
216 | The last owner traded it in for an tricycle. | 1.4960 | 0.04326 | 250 | 153 | 70 | 27 |
217 | On the plus side, you can get 2,200 steps per mile. | 1.4958 | 0.04325 | 238 | 143 | 72 | 23 |
218 | ‘We call it the Model 45. Fashioned after our former president’ | 1.4957 | 0.04892 | 234 | 154 | 44 | 36 |
219 | You’ll turn some heads with this one. | 1.4956 | 0.04329 | 228 | 137 | 70 | 21 |
220 | It's been around the block just a couple of times. | 1.4956 | 0.04576 | 226 | 139 | 62 | 25 |
221 | It'll get you from point A to point B, assuming point B is downhill. | 1.4953 | 0.04798 | 212 | 132 | 55 | 25 |
222 | I sold one to my son and he loves it." | 1.4951 | 0.04789 | 204 | 125 | 57 | 22 |
223 | She never left the driveway. | 1.4936 | 0.04637 | 233 | 147 | 57 | 29 |
224 | It gets great downhill mileage. | 1.4934 | 0.04770 | 227 | 145 | 52 | 30 |
225 | Let’s just say there may have been some accidents IN it. | 1.4933 | 0.04677 | 225 | 141 | 57 | 27 |
226 | Best seller at Mar-a-lago. . | 1.4933 | 0.04999 | 223 | 147 | 42 | 34 |
227 | Used,yes. But it has never been driven off the lot. | 1.4932 | 0.04783 | 221 | 140 | 53 | 28 |
228 | You really can't get any greener than this baby! | 1.4931 | 0.04484 | 217 | 130 | 67 | 20 |
229 | You work from home, right? | 1.4930 | 0.04656 | 215 | 134 | 57 | 24 |
230 | With fuel prices and high demand for fuel efficiency, a lot of folks are going with gravity-powered models. | 1.4920 | 0.04251 | 250 | 152 | 73 | 25 |
231 | The previous owner had to sell because he's in the time out chair. | 1.4912 | 0.04745 | 226 | 144 | 53 | 29 |
232 | I mean, just look at the size of these juice box holders | 1.4911 | 0.04338 | 224 | 136 | 68 | 20 |
233 | And it’s fully charged after just one nap. | 1.4904 | 0.04672 | 208 | 127 | 60 | 21 |
234 | We also have this in a wagon. | 1.4901 | 0.04360 | 253 | 158 | 66 | 29 |
235 | What if I told you can park it INSIDE your house? | 1.4897 | 0.04260 | 243 | 147 | 73 | 23 |
236 | If you can sell this one … the job is yours | 1.4896 | 0.05062 | 192 | 121 | 48 | 23 |
237 | It's a Baby Formula One car. | 1.4895 | 0.04776 | 239 | 157 | 47 | 35 |
238 | True, it's short on safety features but you can't beat the gas mileage! | 1.4891 | 0.04046 | 274 | 167 | 80 | 27 |
239 | It’s a starter vehicle | 1.4883 | 0.04322 | 256 | 160 | 67 | 29 |
240 | In terms of negotiation do you want to start with the MSRP or the Fisher Price? | 1.4874 | 0.04678 | 238 | 154 | 52 | 32 |
241 | It's a great starter car. | 1.4870 | 0.04432 | 230 | 141 | 66 | 23 |
242 | It runs on sugar | 1.4864 | 0.04578 | 220 | 136 | 61 | 23 |
243 | The vehicle's previous owner had to give it up when he started kindergarten. | 1.4860 | 0.04718 | 214 | 134 | 56 | 24 |
244 | Well yes, it's been around the block a few times. | 1.4858 | 0.04751 | 212 | 133 | 55 | 24 |
245 | And it gets about one mile per juice box. | 1.4854 | 0.04704 | 206 | 127 | 58 | 21 |
246 | Well, after taking your budget into account… | 1.4848 | 0.05100 | 198 | 128 | 44 | 26 |
247 | We don’t normally do trade-ins but this sort of looks like Donald Trump. $10. | 1.4845 | 0.05332 | 194 | 129 | 36 | 29 |
248 | And it comes with a full set of crayons | 1.4844 | 0.04322 | 256 | 161 | 66 | 29 |
249 | This one's a real babe-magnet. | 1.4842 | 0.04651 | 221 | 139 | 57 | 25 |
250 | It's actually a manual. | 1.4836 | 0.04516 | 244 | 156 | 58 | 30 |
251 | Because of the shortage of computer chips, you'll need to make your own "Vroom, vroom!" noises. | 1.4831 | 0.04670 | 236 | 153 | 52 | 31 |
252 | And the horn goes beep-beep! | 1.4828 | 0.04731 | 232 | 151 | 50 | 31 |
253 | We can't push these out fast enough | 1.4822 | 0.04213 | 253 | 156 | 72 | 25 |
254 | Pre owned but mainly sidewalk driving. | 1.4821 | 0.04561 | 224 | 140 | 60 | 24 |
255 | The 0-60 is honestly up to you | 1.4813 | 0.04855 | 214 | 138 | 49 | 27 |
256 | This one runs entirely on crackers and grape juice. | 1.4812 | 0.04269 | 239 | 153 | 62 | 24 |
257 | The wheels go 'round and 'round, but the radio only plays the one song. | 1.4805 | 0.04374 | 231 | 142 | 67 | 22 |
258 | Just one prior owner, who’s off to pre-K now. | 1.4802 | 0.04822 | 202 | 127 | 53 | 22 |
259 | Brake shoes? No, shoe brakes. | 1.4796 | 0.05239 | 196 | 130 | 38 | 28 |
260 | And the wheels on the car go round and round. | 1.4790 | 0.04484 | 238 | 151 | 60 | 27 |
261 | Buy this baby and I guarantee you'll never be car jacked. | 1.4786 | 0.04660 | 234 | 152 | 52 | 30 |
262 | This is all we have in your price range | 1.4780 | 0.05247 | 205 | 139 | 34 | 32 |
263 | It's not Blue Book so much as coloring book. | 1.4778 | 0.04543 | 203 | 130 | 53 | 20 |
264 | The previous owner only used it to go down the driveway and back. | 1.4778 | 0.04650 | 203 | 125 | 59 | 19 |
265 | Now here's the car I bet you've wanted since you were a kid. | 1.4778 | 0.05003 | 203 | 132 | 45 | 26 |
266 | Now this baby ...zero emissions! | 1.4777 | 0.04324 | 247 | 155 | 66 | 26 |
267 | It’s in great condition, the previous owner just grew out of it. | 1.4776 | 0.05041 | 201 | 131 | 44 | 26 |
268 | It’s so easy a child could drive it. | 1.4773 | 0.04666 | 220 | 140 | 55 | 25 |
269 | We've checked your credit score and... | 1.4766 | 0.04799 | 235 | 157 | 44 | 34 |
270 | The previous owner only put 2 miles on it. | 1.4764 | 0.04858 | 191 | 119 | 53 | 19 |
271 | Only one owner, they babied it! | 1.4762 | 0.04637 | 210 | 131 | 58 | 21 |
272 | You get the fuel economy of a Tesla while getting the workout of a Peleton | 1.4756 | 0.04841 | 225 | 149 | 45 | 31 |
273 | It's also much cheaper than a Peloton! | 1.4754 | 0.04828 | 183 | 112 | 55 | 16 |
274 | Take it for a spin, but please stay on the sidewalks. | 1.4752 | 0.04770 | 202 | 127 | 54 | 21 |
275 | It was previously owned by a second grader who only took it to the park on Sundays | 1.4746 | 0.04348 | 236 | 147 | 66 | 23 |
276 | It's $25 a day to rent, just need to have it back by nap time! | 1.4745 | 0.04768 | 196 | 122 | 55 | 19 |
277 | 12/mpg city sneaker, 24/mpg high top 👟 | 1.4744 | 0.04653 | 215 | 136 | 56 | 23 |
278 | Did I mention it has keyless entry? | 1.4742 | 0.04633 | 194 | 118 | 60 | 16 |
279 | But this one isn't for you--it's really a much younger man's car. | 1.4742 | 0.04541 | 213 | 132 | 61 | 20 |
280 | And for $300 more, we can add leather seats. | 1.4737 | 0.04451 | 209 | 136 | 52 | 21 |
281 | If you can get in the car, it’s free. | 1.4729 | 0.04803 | 203 | 129 | 52 | 22 |
282 | You said you were concerned about today’s gas prices right? | 1.4721 | 0.04594 | 233 | 151 | 54 | 28 |
283 | This is what I have in your price range. | 1.4712 | 0.04618 | 208 | 130 | 58 | 20 |
284 | Besides a shoehorn, what'll it take to get you in this car today. | 1.4706 | 0.04785 | 204 | 130 | 52 | 22 |
285 | This may be a little closer to your price range. | 1.4706 | 0.04442 | 238 | 152 | 60 | 26 |
286 | And this one was owned by a little young toddler who only drove it to pre-school on Mondays | 1.4701 | 0.04024 | 234 | 148 | 69 | 17 |
287 | My toddler has one and her mileage is phenomenal! | 1.4700 | 0.04534 | 200 | 122 | 62 | 16 |
288 | Driving this car is like child's play. | 1.4698 | 0.04461 | 215 | 133 | 63 | 19 |
289 | This one here was repoed because the previous owner wouldn’t take a nap. | 1.4695 | 0.04731 | 213 | 137 | 52 | 24 |
290 | This is our most reliable model. | 1.4680 | 0.04432 | 203 | 123 | 65 | 15 |
291 | Plus, it can be taken as carry-on. | 1.4663 | 0.05111 | 178 | 114 | 45 | 19 |
292 | All the kids are driving them these days. | 1.4657 | 0.04834 | 204 | 132 | 49 | 23 |
293 | It's not the mileage, it's the memories. | 1.4650 | 0.04801 | 200 | 128 | 51 | 21 |
294 | This thing really moves when you put your foot down. | 1.4645 | 0.04809 | 211 | 138 | 48 | 25 |
295 | The only maintenance is a new pair of running shoes every year. | 1.4641 | 0.04600 | 209 | 132 | 57 | 20 |
296 | Zero carbon footprint. | 1.4641 | 0.04796 | 209 | 136 | 49 | 24 |
297 | I actually bought this model for my son and he’s been very happy with it. | 1.4638 | 0.04358 | 235 | 149 | 63 | 23 |
298 | The previous owner barely put a mile on it. | 1.4628 | 0.04486 | 188 | 113 | 63 | 12 |
299 | Simpler times not included. | 1.4623 | 0.04870 | 199 | 129 | 48 | 22 |
300 | The previous owner traded it in for a Big Wheel | 1.4615 | 0.04665 | 208 | 133 | 54 | 21 |
301 | One owner, only took it as far as the end of the block. | 1.4612 | 0.04846 | 206 | 135 | 47 | 24 |
302 | You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it. | 1.4608 | 0.04980 | 204 | 136 | 42 | 26 |
303 | First time buyers literally fight over this model. | 1.4603 | 0.04947 | 189 | 122 | 47 | 20 |
304 | You’ll find driving this is child’s play. | 1.4596 | 0.04618 | 198 | 124 | 57 | 17 |
305 | And unlike the others, you can legally drive this one while sucking down a bottle! | 1.4595 | 0.04723 | 185 | 115 | 55 | 15 |
306 | Timeless, understated, reliable. | 1.4593 | 0.05303 | 172 | 113 | 39 | 20 |
307 | This model comes with all the bells and whistles. | 1.4588 | 0.04801 | 170 | 104 | 54 | 12 |
308 | She’s got a youthful vibe aye? Pedal powered, cereal cup holder, guaranteed to never rust… I’m telling you driving this will make you feel like a kid again. | 1.4585 | 0.04558 | 205 | 129 | 58 | 18 |
309 | One owner. Low milage.Only driven around the block. | 1.4583 | 0.05054 | 192 | 127 | 42 | 23 |
310 | It gets 2 blocks to a poptart. | 1.4576 | 0.05128 | 177 | 115 | 43 | 19 |
311 | The previous owner was fully potty-trained. | 1.4569 | 0.04852 | 197 | 128 | 48 | 21 |
312 | Here we have our most fuel-efficient model… | 1.4560 | 0.04979 | 193 | 127 | 44 | 22 |
313 | Now, here's where Elon really missed a bet. | 1.4560 | 0.04979 | 193 | 127 | 44 | 22 |
314 | Say yes, and I'll throw in the clowns. | 1.4555 | 0.05018 | 191 | 126 | 43 | 22 |
315 | It tends to remind people of their first car. | 1.4555 | 0.05018 | 191 | 126 | 43 | 22 |
316 | The previous owner was a little young lady who never left the driveway. | 1.4551 | 0.04916 | 178 | 113 | 49 | 16 |
317 | It’s so easy to operate, even a two-year-old could do it. | 1.4550 | 0.04711 | 211 | 138 | 50 | 23 |
318 | It goes from zero to sixty in an hour. | 1.4545 | 0.04615 | 198 | 125 | 56 | 17 |
319 | . . .And we found this in the trunk of an SUV. | 1.4540 | 0.05192 | 174 | 114 | 41 | 19 |
320 | 'These cars just came in, with gas prices high, you can't go wrong." | 1.4537 | 0.04811 | 205 | 135 | 47 | 23 |
321 | The horn doesn’t work anymore but there is a convenient shelf to store your juice box. | 1.4535 | 0.04969 | 172 | 118 | 38 | 16 |
322 | Zero emissions, two sippy cup holders, child's play to park. | 1.4530 | 0.04920 | 181 | 116 | 48 | 17 |
323 | Based upon your credit report, this is the best e-vehicle that you can afford. | 1.4526 | 0.04752 | 190 | 121 | 52 | 17 |
324 | Not "street legal". Sesame Street legal! | 1.4525 | 0.05084 | 179 | 117 | 43 | 19 |
325 | Now this one may be more in your price range. | 1.4525 | 0.04563 | 179 | 109 | 59 | 11 |
326 | We can take it for a test drive as soon as we hear back from your mommy and daddy. | 1.4525 | 0.05325 | 179 | 121 | 35 | 23 |
327 | This beauty comes standard with two Sippy Cup holders. | 1.4521 | 0.04787 | 188 | 120 | 51 | 17 |
328 | And this is our most energy efficient model. We call it the “Flintstone”. | 1.4521 | 0.04846 | 188 | 121 | 49 | 18 |
329 | And with this baby, you’ll get your steps in too. | 1.4521 | 0.04962 | 188 | 123 | 45 | 20 |
330 | Now this next car is an absolute classic. | 1.4520 | 0.05063 | 177 | 115 | 44 | 18 |
331 | The original self driving car… | 1.4518 | 0.05237 | 166 | 108 | 41 | 17 |
332 | The previous owner only drove it up and down his driveway. | 1.4518 | 0.04849 | 197 | 129 | 47 | 21 |
333 | It's great for attracting play dates. | 1.4514 | 0.05168 | 175 | 115 | 41 | 19 |
334 | My son has one of these, and I’ve never seen it run out of gas. Never. | 1.4511 | 0.04982 | 184 | 120 | 45 | 19 |
335 | Zero Emissions, and it floats! | 1.4510 | 0.04623 | 204 | 131 | 54 | 19 |
336 | It’s zero emission | 1.4508 | 0.04640 | 193 | 122 | 55 | 16 |
337 | This, sir, is the future - zero fuel, zero emissions. | 1.4503 | 0.05057 | 171 | 110 | 45 | 16 |
338 | Now you mentioned you were a self starter, correct? | 1.4495 | 0.04723 | 198 | 128 | 51 | 19 |
339 | The previous owner only drove it to the end of the front walk and back. | 1.4494 | 0.05405 | 178 | 122 | 32 | 24 |
340 | There’s fine print, but it’s at a third grade reading level. | 1.4494 | 0.04848 | 178 | 113 | 50 | 15 |
341 | And this one comes with a happy meal | 1.4494 | 0.05428 | 158 | 104 | 37 | 17 |
342 | Can't beat a classic. | 1.4491 | 0.05072 | 167 | 107 | 45 | 15 |
343 | The design was inspired by Donald Trump's hair. | 1.4489 | 0.05511 | 176 | 122 | 29 | 25 |
344 | The odometer says 3, but those are all sidewalk miles. | 1.4485 | 0.05397 | 165 | 110 | 36 | 19 |
345 | It’s your classic first car, really | 1.4481 | 0.04691 | 212 | 140 | 49 | 23 |
346 | I don’t know if this is what you meant by self-driving | 1.4481 | 0.05292 | 183 | 125 | 34 | 24 |
347 | They’re all mostly plastic these days anyway. | 1.4479 | 0.04828 | 192 | 130 | 42 | 20 |
348 | The owner would accept cash but would prefer candy. | 1.4475 | 0.05336 | 181 | 124 | 33 | 24 |
349 | With gas prices these days, this model has become our best seller. | 1.4475 | 0.05040 | 181 | 119 | 43 | 19 |
350 | I need you to really focus on moving these zero-emission vehicles. | 1.4472 | 0.04758 | 199 | 130 | 49 | 20 |
351 | Practical as a Ferrari, at a fraction of the price. | 1.4472 | 0.05205 | 161 | 107 | 38 | 16 |
352 | Double A batteries...lots of them. | 1.4468 | 0.04843 | 188 | 122 | 48 | 18 |
353 | The seller's on a time-out, so this baby is priced to move! | 1.4463 | 0.04865 | 177 | 113 | 49 | 15 |
354 | This model is especially popular with the under five demographic. | 1.4463 | 0.04865 | 177 | 113 | 49 | 15 |
355 | The carmax shows no accidents and only three tantrums. | 1.4444 | 0.05119 | 180 | 120 | 40 | 20 |
356 | Fuel saver, plenty of head room, and you'll never get a speeding ticket. | 1.4444 | 0.04915 | 171 | 109 | 48 | 14 |
357 | You’ll feel the wind in your hair and the asphalt on your feet. | 1.4438 | 0.04644 | 178 | 111 | 55 | 12 |
358 | And this baby runs on legs | 1.4437 | 0.05916 | 151 | 105 | 25 | 21 |
359 | This model goes “vroom vroom” and “beep beep.” | 1.4433 | 0.04990 | 203 | 139 | 38 | 26 |
360 | Only driven twice a week to Play Group. | 1.4428 | 0.04668 | 201 | 131 | 51 | 19 |
361 | This is the new Trump-mobile. Red with a gold top and nothing inside. | 1.4425 | 0.05374 | 174 | 119 | 33 | 22 |
362 | Driving this new model will make you feel 40 years younger. | 1.4421 | 0.04686 | 190 | 122 | 52 | 16 |
363 | Plus, it's a real babe magnet. | 1.4420 | 0.04975 | 181 | 119 | 44 | 18 |
364 | It’s eco-friendly, the ‘emissions are 100% bio-degradable, . | 1.4416 | 0.04735 | 197 | 131 | 46 | 20 |
365 | The last owner only drove it from their house to the end of the driveway. | 1.4416 | 0.05211 | 154 | 99 | 42 | 13 |
366 | This baby is more Earth friendly than an EV | 1.4416 | 0.05371 | 154 | 101 | 38 | 15 |
367 | Only driven back and forth to the corner. | 1.4413 | 0.05077 | 179 | 119 | 41 | 19 |
368 | The horn and red nose are optional. | 1.4413 | 0.04952 | 179 | 117 | 45 | 17 |
369 | If you’re feeling these gas prices then this baby is for you. | 1.4413 | 0.04952 | 179 | 117 | 45 | 17 |
370 | Now this one just screams 'I may be only a junior executive, but I'm really going places!' | 1.4412 | 0.05340 | 170 | 115 | 35 | 20 |
371 | The previous owner traded it in for a bag of chips and a Mountain Dew. | 1.4404 | 0.04916 | 193 | 129 | 43 | 21 |
372 | It's our most popular model ...it totally eliminates backseat drivers. | 1.4404 | 0.04749 | 193 | 126 | 49 | 18 |
373 | It was a trade-in for a tricycle. | 1.4400 | 0.05223 | 150 | 96 | 42 | 12 |
374 | It gets 1,000 miles per pair of shoes. | 1.4398 | 0.04608 | 191 | 122 | 54 | 15 |
375 | One owner, only drove to the corner and back. | 1.4396 | 0.04766 | 182 | 123 | 41 | 18 |
376 | Purchase this car today and we will pay any speeding tickets for the life of the car. | 1.4394 | 0.04378 | 198 | 135 | 47 | 16 |
377 | It’s perfect for first-time drivers. | 1.4394 | 0.04607 | 198 | 128 | 53 | 17 |
378 | Name your Fisher-Price. | 1.4393 | 0.05332 | 173 | 118 | 34 | 21 |
379 | Two words: Babe. Magnet. | 1.4392 | 0.05691 | 148 | 100 | 31 | 17 |
380 | And for those of us who believe the federal motor vehicle safety standards violate their constitutional freedoms, we have this model. | 1.4390 | 0.04853 | 205 | 139 | 42 | 24 |
381 | It’s had a few accidents, but you can just wipe those right off. | 1.4389 | 0.04931 | 180 | 118 | 45 | 17 |
382 | Walking is the new driving. | 1.4383 | 0.05102 | 162 | 105 | 43 | 14 |
383 | Trust me, no one will be trying to get ahold of you regarding your car’s extended warranty. | 1.4383 | 0.04949 | 162 | 105 | 44 | 13 |
384 | This one here runs,as long as you do! | 1.4379 | 0.05228 | 169 | 113 | 38 | 18 |
385 | "Parking? Just fold it up and put it in its carrying case. | 1.4379 | 0.04951 | 169 | 109 | 46 | 14 |
386 | Eco-friendly, carbon neutral nonpolluting chick magnet. | 1.4378 | 0.04894 | 185 | 122 | 45 | 18 |
387 | It’s our most popular self-driving model. | 1.4378 | 0.05013 | 185 | 124 | 41 | 20 |
388 | Don’t you wish you could workout and drive at the same time? Now you can! | 1.4375 | 0.04812 | 176 | 113 | 49 | 14 |
389 | If you’re concerned about gas prices, this hybrid model runs on juice boxes and Skittles. | 1.4372 | 0.04729 | 215 | 146 | 44 | 25 |
390 | Don’t kick the tires. | 1.4372 | 0.04752 | 199 | 132 | 47 | 20 |
391 | One previous owner, they drove it until they were four-and-a-half. | 1.4368 | 0.05552 | 174 | 123 | 26 | 25 |
392 | That's no problem at all, we can put googly eyes on. | 1.4368 | 0.05117 | 174 | 116 | 40 | 18 |
393 | The clowns are extra. | 1.4368 | 0.05117 | 174 | 116 | 40 | 18 |
394 | A classic. Zero emissions. | 1.4362 | 0.05660 | 149 | 101 | 31 | 17 |
395 | Only one previous owner and she only drove it to and from nursery school | 1.4355 | 0.04753 | 186 | 121 | 49 | 16 |
396 | Comes fully fitted with sippy cup holders | 1.4350 | 0.04988 | 177 | 117 | 43 | 17 |
397 | Ever since the chip shortage, this has been our bestselling model. | 1.4350 | 0.04626 | 200 | 131 | 51 | 18 |
398 | Zero carbon emissions plus all the other kids on your block will be really jealous. | 1.4348 | 0.04599 | 184 | 125 | 44 | 15 |
399 | This is the latest in zero-emission technology. | 1.4341 | 0.04888 | 182 | 120 | 45 | 17 |
400 | But if you’re a really good boy then we might be able to put you into one of these! | 1.4340 | 0.05318 | 159 | 106 | 37 | 16 |
401 | You wouldn’t believe how many clowns you can get in there. | 1.4335 | 0.05201 | 173 | 117 | 37 | 19 |
402 | Just consider the fun factor | 1.4326 | 0.05154 | 178 | 121 | 37 | 20 |
403 | With today’s gas prices, I think you’ll like the mileage. | 1.4323 | 0.05339 | 155 | 103 | 37 | 15 |
404 | This one is the perfect starter car for any new driver in the family! | 1.4321 | 0.04944 | 162 | 104 | 46 | 12 |
405 | Due to supply chain issues this is the only new model we have in stock | 1.4318 | 0.05134 | 176 | 119 | 38 | 19 |
406 | And this little gem was owned by a toddler from Pasadena who only used it on weekends and playdates. | 1.4312 | 0.04826 | 160 | 101 | 49 | 10 |
407 | It’ll make you feel like a kid again. | 1.4311 | 0.04841 | 167 | 107 | 48 | 12 |
408 | It gets three miles per gallon hallway and six on the sidewalk. | 1.4311 | 0.05200 | 167 | 112 | 38 | 17 |
409 | Zero emissions as long as the diaper is clean. | 1.4311 | 0.05130 | 167 | 111 | 40 | 16 |
410 | You get to be your own charging station | 1.4305 | 0.05105 | 151 | 97 | 43 | 11 |
411 | You wanna take her for a shuffle?? | 1.4302 | 0.05221 | 172 | 117 | 36 | 19 |
412 | It has all the bells and whistles. | 1.4295 | 0.05574 | 149 | 101 | 32 | 16 |
413 | Yeah, I know. The Ferrari colors had me fooled at first too. | 1.4295 | 0.05492 | 149 | 100 | 34 | 15 |
414 | And here we have FIAT's first-ever SUV... | 1.4286 | 0.05748 | 140 | 95 | 30 | 15 |
415 | All sales are final. No takesies backsies. | 1.4286 | 0.05566 | 140 | 93 | 34 | 13 |
416 | If you wanna look younger…check out this bad boy! | 1.4286 | 0.05637 | 168 | 120 | 24 | 24 |
417 | One owner, low mileage and never been in for a major repair. | 1.4278 | 0.04729 | 180 | 126 | 37 | 17 |
418 | On the plus side, you’ll save on gas | 1.4276 | 0.04992 | 152 | 97 | 45 | 10 |
419 | Only one owner who never took it out of the driveway | 1.4275 | 0.05738 | 131 | 87 | 32 | 12 |
420 | And it comes with sippy cup holders! | 1.4270 | 0.04764 | 185 | 122 | 47 | 16 |
421 | It was driven by a little old clown from Pasadena. | 1.4267 | 0.05380 | 150 | 100 | 36 | 14 |
422 | No need to invest in a Peloton with this baby! | 1.4263 | 0.04734 | 190 | 126 | 47 | 17 |
423 | This is our best climate friendly car. | 1.4259 | 0.05166 | 162 | 108 | 39 | 15 |
424 | Trust me, the babes just love it. | 1.4253 | 0.04840 | 174 | 114 | 46 | 14 |
425 | Terrific used car…it was only driven by a five year old once a week in the driveway!!! | 1.4250 | 0.05287 | 160 | 108 | 36 | 16 |
426 | And, you'll never have to worry about 'backseat drivers' again. | 1.4247 | 0.05570 | 146 | 99 | 32 | 15 |
427 | And check out the sippy-cup holder. | 1.4247 | 0.05737 | 146 | 101 | 28 | 17 |
428 | 'It comes with a sticker saying 'My other car is a Bentley.' | 1.4242 | 0.05497 | 132 | 86 | 36 | 10 |
429 | I'll tell ya, pedal power is as "green" as you get! | 1.4241 | 0.05103 | 158 | 104 | 41 | 13 |
430 | What can I say? No engine, no maintenance. | 1.4238 | 0.05514 | 151 | 103 | 32 | 16 |
431 | Yes, you can use the bike lane. | 1.4235 | 0.05261 | 170 | 117 | 34 | 19 |
432 | The last owner basically kept her in the driveway. | 1.4225 | 0.05504 | 142 | 95 | 34 | 13 |
433 | I’m sorry, Mr. Stewart, but this is not what the dealership meant by ‘all trade-ins welcome.’ | 1.4225 | 0.05594 | 142 | 96 | 32 | 14 |
434 | We call this one the Flinstone | 1.4225 | 0.05030 | 142 | 90 | 44 | 8 |
435 | It’s not a Toyota, but it’ll last just as long | 1.4224 | 0.05111 | 161 | 107 | 40 | 14 |
436 | The previous owner got awesome grass mileage. | 1.4221 | 0.05355 | 154 | 104 | 35 | 15 |
437 | Come on—it’s a classic. | 1.4213 | 0.04693 | 178 | 116 | 49 | 13 |
438 | It's a manual. | 1.4211 | 0.05072 | 152 | 101 | 39 | 12 |
439 | Sippy cup holders are standard. | 1.4206 | 0.06105 | 126 | 87 | 25 | 14 |
440 | And this is Tesla's newest model, "the Twitter". | 1.4204 | 0.05724 | 157 | 112 | 24 | 21 |
441 | It's perfect for driving around in the house. | 1.4204 | 0.05580 | 157 | 110 | 28 | 19 |
442 | No gas, no electricity, it runs on your caffeine intake. | 1.4201 | 0.05146 | 169 | 115 | 37 | 17 |
443 | Your kids will LOVE it | 1.4196 | 0.05196 | 143 | 93 | 40 | 10 |
444 | This one is perfect for remote workers. | 1.4194 | 0.05482 | 155 | 107 | 31 | 17 |
445 | This one has real low mileage. The owner was in “Time Out” a lot. | 1.4190 | 0.04934 | 179 | 121 | 41 | 17 |
446 | Tesla doesn’t even have this technology | 1.4190 | 0.04998 | 179 | 122 | 39 | 18 |
447 | You would definitely look younger with this one! | 1.4187 | 0.04813 | 160 | 103 | 47 | 10 |
448 | This will make a great getaway car if you're looking to rob the cradle." | 1.4186 | 0.05896 | 129 | 88 | 28 | 13 |
449 | You’re joking, right? Dad? | 1.4178 | 0.05812 | 146 | 103 | 25 | 18 |
450 | The previous owner babied it. | 1.4178 | 0.05390 | 146 | 101 | 31 | 14 |
451 | It was driven from the bullpen to the mound on summer Sundays only. | 1.4172 | 0.05345 | 151 | 105 | 31 | 15 |
452 | This is our best selling compact under five hundred dollars. | 1.4172 | 0.05262 | 151 | 101 | 37 | 13 |
453 | I think this will be in your price range. | 1.4172 | 0.05208 | 163 | 111 | 36 | 16 |
454 | Look at it this way. You'll never be asked to carpool again. | 1.4172 | 0.05352 | 163 | 113 | 32 | 18 |
455 | I just wish I had the fire engine model to show you. | 1.4172 | 0.04985 | 163 | 108 | 42 | 13 |
456 | I'll throw in a free pair of running shoes. | 1.4167 | 0.05095 | 168 | 114 | 38 | 16 |
457 | This is all we have left in your price range | 1.4162 | 0.05251 | 173 | 121 | 32 | 20 |
458 | And as a bonus, you get 10,000 steps an hour. | 1.4161 | 0.05180 | 161 | 109 | 37 | 15 |
459 | This little number is quite the babe magnet. | 1.4161 | 0.05104 | 161 | 108 | 39 | 14 |
460 | And it's truly self driving! | 1.4156 | 0.05187 | 154 | 103 | 38 | 13 |
461 | And you can also drive it on sidewalks | 1.4156 | 0.05269 | 154 | 104 | 36 | 14 |
462 | It has served as a space craft, fire engine, and race car all on the same day! | 1.4156 | 0.05187 | 154 | 109 | 30 | 15 |
463 | Just honk when you pass a gas station. | 1.4148 | 0.05700 | 135 | 92 | 30 | 13 |
464 | The post electric car | 1.4148 | 0.04925 | 176 | 119 | 41 | 16 |
465 | It's an emotional support vehicle. | 1.4145 | 0.05317 | 152 | 103 | 35 | 14 |
466 | It’s the first EV from Mattel, but batteries are not included | 1.4145 | 0.05317 | 152 | 103 | 35 | 14 |
467 | This one's a hit with the babes. | 1.4141 | 0.05820 | 128 | 87 | 29 | 12 |
468 | Why, yes, the wheels on this model do go ‘round and ‘round. | 1.4138 | 0.05233 | 145 | 96 | 38 | 11 |
469 | OK, I can give you $10 on your trade-in. | 1.4136 | 0.05079 | 162 | 109 | 39 | 14 |
470 | Best gas mileage in the whole lot. | 1.4135 | 0.05559 | 133 | 89 | 33 | 11 |
471 | Our Mattel electric takes two AAs with a range of around-the-block. | 1.4133 | 0.05450 | 150 | 103 | 32 | 15 |
472 | This little baby gets 5,280 feet to the mile! | 1.4133 | 0.05611 | 150 | 108 | 25 | 17 |
473 | You can save on gas and cancel your gym membership. | 1.4130 | 0.05701 | 138 | 95 | 29 | 14 |
474 | The previous owner really babied it. | 1.4128 | 0.04505 | 172 | 110 | 53 | 9 |
475 | Brilliant styling and color,very economical,and in your price range. | 1.4128 | 0.05073 | 172 | 120 | 34 | 18 |
476 | It comes with a happy meal | 1.4127 | 0.06097 | 126 | 88 | 24 | 14 |
477 | This is our early-model zero-emissions vehicle. | 1.4126 | 0.05555 | 143 | 98 | 31 | 14 |
478 | It runs on an ‘Internal Exhaustion’ Engine. | 1.4122 | 0.05418 | 148 | 101 | 33 | 14 |
479 | This is a vintage clean energy car. Now, if you want something a bit more sporty, I think I have a Big Wheel in storage. | 1.4118 | 0.05528 | 153 | 107 | 29 | 17 |
480 | And it gets 200 miles on 4 triple-A batteries or 48 hours, whichever comes first. | 1.4118 | 0.04907 | 170 | 114 | 42 | 14 |
481 | Standard safety features include a mom. | 1.4118 | 0.05569 | 136 | 92 | 32 | 12 |
482 | What will it take for you to push this car off the lot today? | 1.4118 | 0.05289 | 153 | 104 | 35 | 14 |
483 | Here we have a compact, energy efficient vehicle. The only CO2 emissions come from your heavy breathing | 1.4118 | 0.04866 | 153 | 102 | 41 | 10 |
484 | The previous owner wasn't allowed to go past the end of the driveway, so it's got very low mileage. | 1.4118 | 0.05289 | 153 | 104 | 35 | 14 |
485 | It’s rated a 10-clown capacity, but results may vary. | 1.4113 | 0.05961 | 141 | 101 | 22 | 18 |
486 | Low mileage and kid friendly. | 1.4113 | 0.05427 | 141 | 95 | 34 | 12 |
487 | It's for those who want to feel young again. | 1.4110 | 0.04745 | 163 | 106 | 47 | 10 |
488 | Now you can’t drag your feet on this baby. | 1.4107 | 0.05089 | 168 | 115 | 37 | 16 |
489 | What will it take to put you in this classic hardtop today? | 1.4107 | 0.04874 | 168 | 112 | 43 | 13 |
490 | And, Best of all, rust will never be a problem. | 1.4104 | 0.04982 | 173 | 118 | 39 | 16 |
491 | This is a classic model. | 1.4099 | 0.04784 | 161 | 105 | 46 | 10 |
492 | Let me show you something more in your price range... | 1.4098 | 0.05673 | 122 | 81 | 32 | 9 |
493 | The accident history says it caused a few “owies” and “boo-boos.” | 1.4097 | 0.05065 | 144 | 94 | 41 | 9 |
494 | Most drivers are happy, except at nap time. | 1.4097 | 0.04968 | 144 | 93 | 43 | 8 |
495 | We can change the color…if that’s your hesitation | 1.4096 | 0.05061 | 166 | 116 | 34 | 16 |
496 | It only has a few miles on it. The previous owner was more interested in the giant box we shipped it in. | 1.4096 | 0.05273 | 166 | 119 | 29 | 18 |
497 | It’s never been in an accident, but there are a few apple juice stains | 1.4094 | 0.05304 | 149 | 101 | 35 | 13 |
498 | It’s very efficient and runs on milk and cookies | 1.4094 | 0.04569 | 149 | 93 | 51 | 5 |
499 | Everyone likes a classic | 1.4094 | 0.05041 | 149 | 98 | 41 | 10 |
500 | Vintage cars are popular and this one is a classic | 1.4094 | 0.05217 | 149 | 100 | 37 | 12 |
501 | If you pick up any women in this you should have them arrested. | 1.4094 | 0.05224 | 171 | 120 | 32 | 19 |
502 | It’s a babe magnet too. | 1.4094 | 0.04884 | 171 | 115 | 42 | 14 |
503 | Test Drive? Sure... let me find a junior associate willing to ride with you" | 1.4094 | 0.04884 | 171 | 117 | 39 | 15 |
504 | Tesla's revolutionary collaboration with Fisher Price... | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
505 | Wait till you see what is under the hood! | 1.4091 | 0.05264 | 132 | 86 | 38 | 8 |
506 | Well for a zero-emissions vehicle in your price range... | 1.4085 | 0.04955 | 164 | 110 | 41 | 13 |
507 | That's the base price,clowns are extra. | 1.4085 | 0.05488 | 142 | 97 | 32 | 13 |
508 | And this is our classic first car | 1.4082 | 0.05440 | 147 | 101 | 32 | 14 |
509 | This one was only driven on the driveway by a preschooler. | 1.4080 | 0.05026 | 174 | 120 | 37 | 17 |
510 | This one screams 'I'm in big boy pants'. | 1.4080 | 0.05913 | 125 | 86 | 27 | 12 |
511 | It only had one previous owner, a Mr. Ronald McDonald. | 1.4079 | 0.05550 | 152 | 107 | 28 | 17 |
512 | It’s all the rage with the kids these days. | 1.4079 | 0.05310 | 152 | 104 | 34 | 14 |
513 | Boom! Perfect for that commute to the pool-shed-turned-office. | 1.4077 | 0.05850 | 130 | 90 | 27 | 13 |
514 | Its prior owner only used it for two years and all the mileage was indoor carpeted | 1.4077 | 0.05951 | 130 | 91 | 25 | 14 |
515 | The towing package includes a wagon. | 1.4074 | 0.05691 | 135 | 96 | 26 | 13 |
516 | I’m afraid this is all we have within your budget. | 1.4074 | 0.05294 | 162 | 113 | 32 | 17 |
517 | Now this used one here is a great first car, just needs a little leg work. | 1.4074 | 0.05593 | 135 | 92 | 31 | 12 |
518 | And this is our zero emissions vehicle, the Toysla | 1.4071 | 0.05543 | 140 | 96 | 31 | 13 |
519 | With the pedals, it's zero emissions | 1.4071 | 0.05543 | 140 | 98 | 28 | 14 |
520 | It's completely carbon neutral. | 1.4069 | 0.05132 | 145 | 96 | 39 | 10 |
521 | Here’s one of our Certified Pre(school)-Owned vehicles. | 1.4069 | 0.05405 | 145 | 99 | 33 | 13 |
522 | On the plus side, there's plenty of head room. | 1.4065 | 0.05071 | 155 | 104 | 39 | 12 |
523 | it goes from 0-60 in a week | 1.4062 | 0.05558 | 160 | 115 | 25 | 20 |
524 | Doesn't need gas. Doesn't need electricity. Runs on willpower. Brakes not included. | 1.4062 | 0.05039 | 160 | 108 | 39 | 13 |
525 | This is our deluxe model. Comes with a juice box holder and animal cracker dispenser. You have to hurry though, there was a 2nd grader that already has her eyes on it" ........ | 1.4062 | 0.05370 | 128 | 84 | 36 | 8 |
526 | Great for work from home commuting. | 1.4061 | 0.05079 | 165 | 113 | 37 | 15 |
527 | Midlife crisis? This will make you feel SO much younger… | 1.4060 | 0.05233 | 133 | 87 | 38 | 8 |
528 | Between 14 and 21 clowns. | 1.4058 | 0.05965 | 138 | 99 | 22 | 17 |
529 | Would you like to take it for a test pedal? | 1.4058 | 0.05208 | 138 | 91 | 38 | 9 |
530 | This beauty has very low mileage - the last owner only drove to and from the circus. | 1.4058 | 0.05785 | 138 | 97 | 26 | 15 |
531 | And this one will take you back to your childhood. | 1.4049 | 0.04972 | 163 | 110 | 40 | 13 |
532 | This is the Donald Trump Combover model. It doesn't need gas. Just hot air. | 1.4048 | 0.06190 | 126 | 90 | 21 | 15 |
533 | And if you’re looking for something eco friendly… | 1.4048 | 0.05875 | 126 | 87 | 27 | 12 |
534 | We can negotiate the sticker on this one. Like we can do a smiley face sticker, or even a dinosaur. | 1.4044 | 0.05847 | 136 | 96 | 25 | 15 |
535 | It's got a body by Fisher Price. | 1.4041 | 0.05462 | 146 | 101 | 31 | 14 |
536 | ...and with this model, you can have your four-year old pick YOU up from work. | 1.4041 | 0.05716 | 146 | 104 | 25 | 17 |
537 | You'll get all the babes | 1.4038 | 0.05127 | 156 | 106 | 37 | 13 |
538 | free rust-proofing, tire rotation and with the price of gas its a no-brainer | 1.4036 | 0.04600 | 166 | 108 | 49 | 9 |
539 | This baby embodies that freewheeling experience that makes a young man feel...young again! | 1.4035 | 0.05672 | 114 | 75 | 32 | 7 |
540 | Let me go talk to my manager and see what we can do. He should be up from his nap by now. | 1.4032 | 0.06264 | 124 | 89 | 20 | 15 |
541 | Talk about your babe magnet over here | 1.4030 | 0.05617 | 134 | 92 | 30 | 12 |
542 | Guy traded it in for a trike. Said it was a mid-life crisis. | 1.4030 | 0.05414 | 134 | 90 | 34 | 10 |
543 | You said you preferred manual. | 1.4029 | 0.05376 | 139 | 94 | 34 | 11 |
544 | One owner! Traded it in when she entered preschool | 1.4029 | 0.05659 | 139 | 97 | 28 | 14 |
545 | It gets 10 yards to the push. | 1.4028 | 0.04959 | 144 | 96 | 39 | 9 |
546 | Light weight, easy on gas, and you'll never see another one like it on the highway. | 1.4028 | 0.04959 | 144 | 94 | 42 | 8 |
547 | It gets 2 miles per juice box. | 1.4027 | 0.05121 | 149 | 100 | 38 | 11 |
548 | I'd say it'll fit anywhere from ten to twelve clowns | 1.4027 | 0.05209 | 149 | 104 | 32 | 13 |
549 | This low mileage beauty was only driven to and from the playground. | 1.4025 | 0.05212 | 159 | 110 | 34 | 15 |
550 | With current gas prices, our ‘Fisher-Price range’ series has been very popular | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
551 | if you want to go for a test drive I can give you a push | 1.4016 | 0.05541 | 122 | 81 | 33 | 8 |
552 | It doesn't look like much, but it gets 5 miles per juice pouch. | 1.4015 | 0.05527 | 137 | 94 | 31 | 12 |
553 | Guaranteed to make you look twenty-five years younger." | 1.4014 | 0.04984 | 147 | 97 | 41 | 9 |
554 | Here's our zero emissions model. It doubles as a planter. | 1.4012 | 0.05288 | 162 | 114 | 31 | 17 |
555 | This classic model will take you nowhere fast. | 1.4000 | 0.05149 | 140 | 93 | 38 | 9 |
556 | It's a hybrid. Push and pull. | 1.4000 | 0.06222 | 125 | 90 | 20 | 15 |
557 | It does take a discriminating driver to appreciate the benefits of a car that can be repaired with crazy glue. | 1.4000 | 0.05216 | 145 | 98 | 36 | 11 |
558 | Less retro, more nostalgia and pretty good crash ratings! | 1.4000 | 0.05192 | 130 | 85 | 38 | 7 |
559 | I can’t speak for your wife, but your kids will love it. | 1.4000 | 0.05248 | 140 | 94 | 36 | 10 |
560 | It's what all the young people are driving these days. | 1.3988 | 0.04860 | 168 | 114 | 41 | 13 |
561 | I'll even throw in your first push downhill | 1.3988 | 0.05040 | 163 | 112 | 37 | 14 |
562 | Its range exceeds the distance you could stand to drive it. | 1.3986 | 0.05448 | 143 | 99 | 31 | 13 |
563 | …and this beauty costs the same as a regular sedan did in 2019 | 1.3986 | 0.05867 | 138 | 99 | 23 | 16 |
564 | You will never have trouble finding it in the parking lot | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
565 | It was only driven on Sundays when he visited his Nana. | 1.3985 | 0.05742 | 133 | 93 | 27 | 13 |
566 | You can literally feel the ground beneath your feet. | 1.3984 | 0.05800 | 128 | 89 | 27 | 12 |
567 | What do you mean? This IS a self-driving car. | 1.3984 | 0.05905 | 128 | 90 | 25 | 13 |
568 | This little creampuff was only driven by a five year old who rode it up and down her driveway 10 times before she lost interest! | 1.3974 | 0.05239 | 151 | 104 | 34 | 13 |
569 | Understated, yes, but plenty of headroom. | 1.3974 | 0.05405 | 151 | 106 | 30 | 15 |
570 | It uses six D batteries. | 1.3971 | 0.05350 | 136 | 92 | 34 | 10 |
571 | Perfect for a family of one. | 1.3971 | 0.05550 | 136 | 96 | 27 | 13 |
572 | … and probably this is the only one you can afford right now | 1.3969 | 0.05273 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
573 | The last owner was a little 3 year old from Pasadena. | 1.3968 | 0.05295 | 126 | 83 | 36 | 7 |
574 | And here we have the Mini Pooper | 1.3964 | 0.06306 | 111 | 78 | 22 | 11 |
575 | This fits your budget | 1.3960 | 0.04932 | 149 | 99 | 41 | 9 |
576 | We’re out of Teslas but this is also great on gas | 1.3960 | 0.05200 | 149 | 102 | 35 | 12 |
577 | It's an excellent first car. | 1.3957 | 0.05742 | 139 | 99 | 25 | 15 |
578 | Timeless style. | 1.3955 | 0.04620 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
579 | Comes with a free subscription to the Disney channel | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
580 | It is the only car fully endorsed by Greta Thunberg. | 1.3946 | 0.05508 | 147 | 104 | 28 | 15 |
581 | It's even better than Electric! | 1.3946 | 0.05423 | 147 | 103 | 30 | 14 |
582 | It’s a popular first car. | 1.3946 | 0.05336 | 147 | 102 | 32 | 13 |
583 | The carfax is clean except for some applesauce and mashed peas. | 1.3944 | 0.05285 | 142 | 97 | 34 | 11 |
584 | Totally eco! | 1.3942 | 0.05319 | 137 | 93 | 34 | 10 |
585 | The last owner only drove it on weekends, back and forth to the sandbox. | 1.3942 | 0.05614 | 137 | 96 | 28 | 13 |
586 | And it’s available! | 1.3938 | 0.05023 | 160 | 110 | 37 | 13 |
587 | Who doesn't want to be a kid again? | 1.3937 | 0.05826 | 127 | 89 | 26 | 12 |
588 | It does 7 miles to the foot. | 1.3937 | 0.05718 | 127 | 88 | 28 | 11 |
589 | And, it will be easy to spot in the parking lot. | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
590 | Hey man, it will take 30 years off your life. | 1.3933 | 0.05343 | 150 | 105 | 31 | 14 |
591 | The previous owner never left the driveway. | 1.3933 | 0.05343 | 150 | 105 | 31 | 14 |
592 | We can order it for you, but you might grow out of it before it comes in. | 1.3932 | 0.06064 | 117 | 82 | 24 | 11 |
593 | It's great on the driveway. | 1.3929 | 0.05431 | 140 | 97 | 31 | 12 |
594 | With the gas price situation, the Little Tikes Cozy Coupe is our best seller. | 1.3926 | 0.05267 | 135 | 93 | 32 | 10 |
595 | And Playskool offers a bumper to bumper warranty. | 1.3926 | 0.05473 | 135 | 93 | 31 | 11 |
596 | It was a trade in. She out grew it. | 1.3926 | 0.05053 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
597 | And she’s only got 2 miles on her! | 1.3926 | 0.05473 | 135 | 93 | 31 | 11 |
598 | This one uses conventional flashlight batteries. | 1.3923 | 0.05726 | 130 | 91 | 27 | 12 |
599 | And in the crash test, it was just flying colors | 1.3923 | 0.05514 | 130 | 89 | 31 | 10 |
600 | The previous owner assured us that the only accidents were caused inside the car. | 1.3922 | 0.05265 | 153 | 107 | 32 | 14 |
601 | It's the new Toy-o-ta! | 1.3920 | 0.06000 | 125 | 89 | 23 | 13 |
602 | Todd, the real beauty of this little cream puff is parking. Lay it down anywhere when you’re done & walk away. | 1.3919 | 0.05220 | 148 | 102 | 34 | 12 |
603 | The last owner grew up. | 1.3919 | 0.05307 | 148 | 103 | 32 | 13 |
604 | And, it’s carbon neutral! | 1.3917 | 0.05833 | 120 | 83 | 27 | 10 |
605 | It barely made it out of the driveway. | 1.3916 | 0.05255 | 143 | 98 | 34 | 11 |
606 | You'll never be asked for a ride to the airport. | 1.3913 | 0.05674 | 138 | 98 | 26 | 14 |
607 | It was my first car. | 1.3913 | 0.05187 | 138 | 93 | 36 | 9 |
608 | And this is our early-life crisis model.... | 1.3913 | 0.05674 | 138 | 98 | 26 | 14 |
609 | 0 to 60 in…Did I mention it’s good on gas? | 1.3913 | 0.04759 | 161 | 108 | 43 | 10 |
610 | This is our most entry level vehicle… | 1.3913 | 0.05387 | 138 | 95 | 32 | 11 |
611 | This will reduce your carbon footprint while leaving your footprints on the road. | 1.3913 | 0.05387 | 138 | 95 | 32 | 11 |
612 | Well, sir, you did ask for something with a little more headroom. | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
613 | You'll feel like a kid again, behind the wheel, in this one. | 1.3908 | 0.04871 | 174 | 121 | 38 | 15 |
614 | This one is as good as new - the previous owner had it for two years and only logged half a mile on it. | 1.3904 | 0.05177 | 146 | 100 | 35 | 11 |
615 | You'll feel 30 years younger as soon as you get behind the wheel. | 1.3904 | 0.05444 | 146 | 103 | 29 | 14 |
616 | And if you're looking for fuel economy this is the best! | 1.3904 | 0.05085 | 146 | 99 | 37 | 10 |
617 | It doesn't go 0-60, but damn you look good trying... | 1.3904 | 0.04992 | 146 | 98 | 39 | 9 |
618 | Peddle her around the block once, you’ll feel like a kid again! | 1.3904 | 0.04992 | 146 | 98 | 39 | 9 |
619 | It's a Babe magnet. | 1.3902 | 0.06069 | 123 | 88 | 22 | 13 |
620 | Trump's 2024 MAGA Mobile | 1.3901 | 0.05492 | 141 | 99 | 29 | 13 |
621 | And, you’ll have a yabba dabba do time! | 1.3898 | 0.06141 | 118 | 84 | 22 | 12 |
622 | Yep, no catalytic converter to steal here | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
623 | Fred Flinstone drove one just like it. | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
624 | With gas prices these days,this is really your best option | 1.3897 | 0.05131 | 136 | 91 | 37 | 8 |
625 | Now here's a ride that'll make you feel young again | 1.3896 | 0.04988 | 154 | 105 | 38 | 11 |
626 | What it lacks in torque it makes up for in fuel economy. | 1.3896 | 0.05072 | 154 | 108 | 33 | 13 |
627 | Inflation, am I right? | 1.3893 | 0.05690 | 131 | 92 | 27 | 12 |
628 | Our new human-power model: greener than our electric or hybrid models. | 1.3893 | 0.05278 | 149 | 104 | 32 | 13 |
629 | This model is popular with the younger set. | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
630 | And the peppy color scheme nicely distracts you from the fact your legs are numb. | 1.3885 | 0.05356 | 139 | 96 | 32 | 11 |
631 | With gas prices today, it's our most popular model! | 1.3884 | 0.05030 | 121 | 78 | 39 | 4 |
632 | Lost your license? Not a problem. | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
633 | Yes sir, this model has self driving technology. | 1.3882 | 0.05202 | 152 | 106 | 33 | 13 |
634 | We accept Goldfish crackers as a form of down payment. | 1.3882 | 0.05447 | 152 | 109 | 27 | 16 |
635 | No really. This is our greenest car. | 1.3881 | 0.05696 | 134 | 95 | 26 | 13 |
636 | You have to say,"yabadabadoo" to get it moving. | 1.3881 | 0.05597 | 134 | 94 | 28 | 12 |
637 | Forget electric... this baby's even greener. | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
638 | Extremely low mileage. The owner opted out of his lease for a stroller! | 1.3875 | 0.05015 | 160 | 111 | 36 | 13 |
639 | Best electric car on the market, only needs four rechargeable AAA batteries. | 1.3873 | 0.05274 | 142 | 98 | 33 | 11 |
640 | You’ll love the latest upgrade to the Volkswagen Golf | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
641 | This baby's great if you have kids and work from home. | 1.3867 | 0.05163 | 150 | 104 | 34 | 12 |
642 | There's no engine or brakes but the horn goes "beep." | 1.3866 | 0.05980 | 119 | 84 | 24 | 11 |
643 | The previous owner only took it from the slide to the sandbox. | 1.3862 | 0.05377 | 145 | 102 | 30 | 13 |
644 | and THIS is our most affordable model. | 1.3862 | 0.05196 | 145 | 100 | 34 | 11 |
645 | Oh yes, it's electric. And the best thing is you can get batteries almost anywhere. | 1.3860 | 0.05779 | 114 | 78 | 28 | 8 |
646 | And it's air conditioned. | 1.3858 | 0.05367 | 127 | 86 | 33 | 8 |
647 | If you want a bike with the comforts of a car | 1.3858 | 0.05706 | 127 | 89 | 27 | 11 |
648 | Her last owner outgrew it | 1.3857 | 0.05514 | 140 | 99 | 28 | 13 |
649 | …but it’s mostly hallway miles | 1.3857 | 0.05420 | 140 | 98 | 30 | 12 |
650 | You'll just need to change your shoes every hundred miles or so. | 1.3852 | 0.05872 | 122 | 86 | 25 | 11 |
651 | The Blue Book value is three blue Skittles and a slinky. | 1.3852 | 0.05758 | 135 | 97 | 24 | 14 |
652 | Due to supply chain issues, we weren’t able to get you all the features you wanted. But it’s red! | 1.3852 | 0.05562 | 135 | 95 | 28 | 12 |
653 | This baby has only 7 backyard miles on it" | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
654 | Its the only model not being affected by supply chain issues. | 1.3846 | 0.05715 | 130 | 94 | 23 | 13 |
655 | Buy a car, you get this free. | 1.3846 | 0.05502 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
656 | This was once owned by the famous Donald Duck. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
657 | These are all ex Secret Service | 1.3846 | 0.06737 | 104 | 76 | 16 | 12 |
658 | Our most economical self-driving car | 1.3846 | 0.04955 | 143 | 99 | 36 | 8 |
659 | Gets ten miles per juice box. | 1.3841 | 0.05376 | 138 | 96 | 31 | 11 |
660 | This one here goes, "Vroom, vroom." | 1.3840 | 0.05768 | 125 | 88 | 26 | 11 |
661 | It’s a Hybrid, it runs on foot power until you get to a hill , then gravity takes over. | 1.3836 | 0.05521 | 146 | 105 | 26 | 15 |
662 | The last owner was a ‘Mr. Flintstone’! | 1.3835 | 0.05916 | 133 | 97 | 21 | 15 |
663 | This is what all the kids are driving. | 1.3835 | 0.05517 | 133 | 93 | 29 | 11 |
664 | This model gets 2,200 steps to the mile. | 1.3835 | 0.05620 | 133 | 94 | 27 | 12 |
665 | ‘“I can get you a deal on this one but it’s just for cul de sacs” | 1.3828 | 0.05669 | 128 | 90 | 27 | 11 |
666 | The headlights are fake but it gets amazing mileage! | 1.3826 | 0.04911 | 149 | 101 | 39 | 9 |
667 | Our latest model really helps you relive your youth. | 1.3822 | 0.05310 | 157 | 113 | 28 | 16 |
668 | This is the only coupe on the lot that doesn't say "Mid-life crisis" | 1.3821 | 0.05717 | 123 | 86 | 27 | 10 |
669 | You don't even need electricity. Just good arch support. | 1.3817 | 0.05249 | 131 | 89 | 34 | 8 |
670 | And that's what we have in the four-figure range. | 1.3817 | 0.05468 | 131 | 91 | 30 | 10 |
671 | It's our most energy efficient model... | 1.3817 | 0.05574 | 131 | 92 | 28 | 11 |
672 | This is a great vehicle for a young driver. | 1.3817 | 0.05679 | 131 | 93 | 26 | 12 |
673 | It gets great mileage, but your parents have to buy it for you. | 1.3814 | 0.06008 | 118 | 84 | 23 | 11 |
674 | I can give you a deal if you trade in your old stroller. | 1.3814 | 0.06008 | 118 | 84 | 23 | 11 |
675 | It runs completely gas-free. | 1.3813 | 0.05146 | 139 | 95 | 35 | 9 |
676 | Elon was a prodigy. This is his original Tesla! | 1.3813 | 0.05630 | 139 | 100 | 25 | 14 |
677 | This one has nice youthful elements with lots of airflow and the limited edition includes some plastic keys to play with. | 1.3813 | 0.05043 | 139 | 94 | 37 | 8 |
678 | And finally, one of the few not impacted by the semiconductor shortage. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
679 | Only one previous owner: a timid, yet discriminating 4-year old. | 1.3806 | 0.05585 | 134 | 95 | 27 | 12 |
680 | It’s the only Tesla Musk could afford to make after buying Twitter. | 1.3806 | 0.05380 | 134 | 93 | 31 | 10 |
681 | It comes fully loaded -- including a juice box holder. | 1.3803 | 0.04970 | 142 | 96 | 38 | 8 |
682 | And it's only got 1 mile on it! | 1.3803 | 0.05263 | 142 | 99 | 32 | 11 |
683 | I've wanted one since I was kid. | 1.3798 | 0.05300 | 129 | 88 | 33 | 8 |
684 | The owner upgraded to a Yugo. | 1.3796 | 0.06270 | 108 | 77 | 21 | 10 |
685 | If you have to ask about financing you can't afford this. | 1.3796 | 0.06407 | 108 | 78 | 19 | 11 |
686 | But with no insurance or gas payments, it will pay for itself! | 1.3793 | 0.05565 | 116 | 79 | 30 | 7 |
687 | This is our smartest car. | 1.3790 | 0.06015 | 124 | 90 | 21 | 13 |
688 | The warranty includes 100% lifetime coverage for speeding tickets. | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
689 | You really can’t go wrong; it’s the gold standard in zero-emissions vehicles. | 1.3782 | 0.04842 | 156 | 114 | 30 | 12 |
690 | You'll have it so long, even your kids will drive it. | 1.3782 | 0.05966 | 119 | 85 | 23 | 11 |
691 | Our rebate on this one is a bag of lollipops. | 1.3780 | 0.04991 | 127 | 88 | 32 | 7 |
692 | I dont have to tell you they last forever | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
693 | It’s got a great feature where if it runs out of gas, Mom will push you. | 1.3778 | 0.05551 | 135 | 96 | 27 | 12 |
694 | The previous owners never had an accident in it. | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
695 | Very low mileage. Was just driven to the mailbox and back. | 1.3772 | 0.05896 | 114 | 80 | 25 | 9 |
696 | You can really feel the road when you're driving this baby. | 1.3770 | 0.05858 | 122 | 87 | 24 | 11 |
697 | It was owned by a little girl who only drove it to the make believe store and back. | 1.3769 | 0.05267 | 130 | 91 | 30 | 9 |
698 | What can I do to get you into this car? Seriously, how tall are you? | 1.3769 | 0.05702 | 130 | 93 | 25 | 12 |
699 | It performs very well on Instagram. | 1.3769 | 0.05489 | 130 | 91 | 29 | 10 |
700 | Yes that’s right, zero emissions | 1.3769 | 0.05489 | 130 | 91 | 29 | 10 |
701 | It's been known to provoke off-road rage. | 1.3768 | 0.05265 | 138 | 96 | 32 | 10 |
702 | No gas, no electric & it's popular with the kids. | 1.3767 | 0.05064 | 146 | 101 | 35 | 10 |
703 | You can get this in beige too! | 1.3761 | 0.05658 | 117 | 81 | 28 | 8 |
704 | I can't go lower than twelve dollars. | 1.3761 | 0.05787 | 117 | 82 | 26 | 9 |
705 | Your neighbors will throw tantrums when they see you riding this around the cul-de-sac. | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
706 | This thing's been around the block. | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
707 | And this model we call 'Smart Enough.' | 1.3759 | 0.05807 | 133 | 97 | 22 | 14 |
708 | The stereo ain't much but it's the perfect vehicle for home office commuters. | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
709 | The title and registration on this one are in crayon. | 1.3759 | 0.05087 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
710 | You bet it’s electric. All you need is a single 9-volt battery! | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
711 | this one gets 5,000 miles to a pair of shoes.. | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
712 | Now, if you really want to feel young again... | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 144 | 101 | 32 | 11 |
713 | And it gets 32 miles to the pair of sneakers. | 1.3750 | 0.05212 | 136 | 94 | 33 | 9 |
714 | It comes with replacement shoes! | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 144 | 101 | 32 | 11 |
715 | And this smart car has the intelligence of a three-year-old. | 1.3750 | 0.04834 | 152 | 104 | 39 | 9 |
716 | It's better than electric, it's wind up. | 1.3750 | 0.05985 | 104 | 72 | 25 | 7 |
717 | This is the only car on the lot not waiting for a chip. | 1.3750 | 0.05985 | 104 | 72 | 25 | 7 |
718 | Foot-powered is the new electric. | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
719 | You won't believe the mileage this gets. | 1.3741 | 0.05127 | 147 | 103 | 33 | 11 |
720 | It gets excellent mileage up and down the driveway. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
721 | And it's only been driven by a toddler who took it to daycare and back. | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 96 | 34 | 9 |
722 | Or for a little more, you could get a weinermobile. | 1.3741 | 0.05234 | 139 | 97 | 32 | 10 |
723 | It's great on gas and protects you from boo boos. | 1.3741 | 0.05525 | 139 | 100 | 26 | 13 |
724 | This is the car for the enthusiast that wants to fulfill their childhood dreams. | 1.3740 | 0.05340 | 123 | 84 | 32 | 7 |
725 | I didn’t mind taking it as a trade, but I could have done without him lying on the floor kicking and screaming. | 1.3739 | 0.05983 | 115 | 82 | 23 | 10 |
726 | It's for those into conspicuous non-consumption. | 1.3739 | 0.05854 | 115 | 81 | 25 | 9 |
727 | The previous owner said it never left his playroom” | 1.3738 | 0.06302 | 107 | 77 | 20 | 10 |
728 | This is more for the beginning life crisis. | 1.3735 | 0.05157 | 166 | 121 | 28 | 17 |
729 | Speed, a smooth ride, airbags.....this baby's got none of it. | 1.3730 | 0.05826 | 126 | 91 | 23 | 12 |
730 | Introducing “The Bernie”. | 1.3730 | 0.05604 | 126 | 89 | 27 | 10 |
731 | We've had this one on the lot for twee days. | 1.3730 | 0.06145 | 126 | 94 | 17 | 15 |
732 | Pedal power. It’s even cheaper. | 1.3730 | 0.05604 | 126 | 89 | 27 | 10 |
733 | There is no argument; two feet drive simply gives more control. | 1.3730 | 0.05373 | 126 | 87 | 31 | 8 |
734 | And it folds up into an electric can opener. | 1.3729 | 0.05619 | 118 | 82 | 28 | 8 |
735 | It’s great in foot traffic. | 1.3729 | 0.05993 | 118 | 85 | 22 | 11 |
736 | So an early mid-life crisis, you said? | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
737 | They’ve been making this model since 1979 | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
738 | Well, if you love fuel economy and hate your Achilles’ tendon… | 1.3725 | 0.05154 | 153 | 109 | 31 | 13 |
739 | You'll be the envy of all your neighbors' 2 year olds. | 1.3723 | 0.05181 | 137 | 95 | 33 | 9 |
740 | We're calling it the Flintstone | 1.3723 | 0.05384 | 137 | 97 | 29 | 11 |
741 | And this beauty gets great mileage if you're going downhill or on cocaine. | 1.3723 | 0.05483 | 137 | 98 | 27 | 12 |
742 | Here’s a little something for your inner child | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
743 | And it’s only $10,000 over MSRP! | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
744 | The chip shortage has brought back some of our more vintage models | 1.3721 | 0.05619 | 129 | 92 | 26 | 11 |
745 | The previous owner traded this one in for a Slinky. | 1.3719 | 0.05521 | 121 | 84 | 29 | 8 |
746 | No gas, no battery. This one relies solely on the power within you. | 1.3717 | 0.06183 | 113 | 82 | 20 | 11 |
747 | Child locks are extra. | 1.3717 | 0.06310 | 113 | 83 | 18 | 12 |
748 | Now this is in your price range. | 1.3716 | 0.05099 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
749 | She'll go 40 feet on two D-Cells | 1.3714 | 0.06240 | 105 | 75 | 21 | 9 |
750 | This little beauty was dreamed up by our youngest designer. | 1.3714 | 0.05203 | 140 | 98 | 32 | 10 |
751 | Previous owners were 7 clowns who only drove it to the circus on Sundays. | 1.3714 | 0.06240 | 105 | 75 | 21 | 9 |
752 | It takes 30 AA batteries. | 1.3712 | 0.05832 | 132 | 97 | 21 | 14 |
753 | Not many models match your color preferences. | 1.3712 | 0.05526 | 132 | 94 | 27 | 11 |
754 | For people who like to park. | 1.3712 | 0.05526 | 132 | 97 | 23 | 12 |
755 | "And finally, you'll always know where you parked it." | 1.3710 | 0.05664 | 124 | 88 | 26 | 10 |
756 | The previous owner only drove it on Sundays to the playground. | 1.3710 | 0.05664 | 124 | 88 | 26 | 10 |
757 | It’s not great in bad weather, but it gets 200 miles per pair of shoes | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
758 | I think this one may be in your price range | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
759 | And the warranty on the rubber band is for a full week | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
760 | It's the only rental we have, but you have to have it back before nap time. | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
761 | For $100, we’ll draw flames on it in crayon. | 1.3701 | 0.05454 | 127 | 89 | 29 | 9 |
762 | If you buy it today, I'll throw in the grape ice pops at no cost. | 1.3701 | 0.05568 | 127 | 90 | 27 | 10 |
763 | This is the George Jetson series | 1.3700 | 0.06765 | 100 | 74 | 15 | 11 |
764 | ...and it comes in standard cartoon black and white as well. | 1.3697 | 0.05319 | 119 | 83 | 29 | 7 |
765 | It looks small but it will hold 10 clowns. | 1.3697 | 0.05830 | 119 | 85 | 24 | 10 |
766 | This is the perfect work from home commuter. | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
767 | You’ll feel like a big boy riding this one. | 1.3694 | 0.05135 | 157 | 113 | 30 | 14 |
768 | This, of course, is our most fuel efficient model. | 1.3692 | 0.05793 | 130 | 95 | 22 | 13 |
769 | This model is a real gas saver! | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
770 | If fuel economy is your top priority you want the Flintstone. | 1.3689 | 0.05958 | 122 | 92 | 17 | 13 |
771 | This succeeded 'The Flintmobile' | 1.3689 | 0.05843 | 122 | 88 | 23 | 11 |
772 | Burn calories, not gas! | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
773 | Your kids are going to love this car! | 1.3688 | 0.05641 | 141 | 104 | 22 | 15 |
774 | Your wife will love this, and it will save you $20,500.” | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
775 | You said something under $35,000, right? | 1.3684 | 0.05337 | 152 | 111 | 26 | 15 |
776 | And, you can pass this to your kid | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
777 | No need to buy gas ever. It runs on childhood memories. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
778 | This one will last you 500 years. It’s plastic. | 1.3680 | 0.05851 | 125 | 91 | 22 | 12 |
779 | Well, you said you wanted a car that would turn heads | 1.3679 | 0.06190 | 106 | 76 | 21 | 9 |
780 | Sure you got your Ferraris,your Lamborghinis,but for the price I prefer a standard Montessori. | 1.3672 | 0.05750 | 128 | 93 | 23 | 12 |
781 | A lot of guys come in looking for a car that speaks to their younger self. | 1.3672 | 0.05187 | 128 | 88 | 33 | 7 |
782 | It’s not all-electric, but it doesn’t use any gas! | 1.3672 | 0.05750 | 128 | 93 | 23 | 12 |
783 | Our Big Tikes option speaks to the classic car connoisseur with a nod to youthful styling. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
784 | It's not fast, but it's a babe magnet. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
785 | It’s Tesla’s new Clown Car model. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
786 | Yes, it seats eight in eco-clown mode | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
787 | Zero gallons per mile! | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
788 | The 0 to 60 may be on the modest side, but the mileage is off the charts. | 1.3667 | 0.05415 | 120 | 83 | 30 | 7 |
789 | The only thing I ask is please don't kick the tires. | 1.3667 | 0.05542 | 120 | 84 | 28 | 8 |
790 | Complex carbohydrates improve your uphill gas mileage. | 1.3667 | 0.05790 | 120 | 86 | 24 | 10 |
791 | You'll never buy gas again, but you'll want to. | 1.3667 | 0.06027 | 120 | 88 | 20 | 12 |
792 | If you qualify for financing, we’ll throw in a slide. | 1.3667 | 0.05790 | 120 | 86 | 24 | 10 |
793 | This is the baby for you. Talk about feeling young again! | 1.3664 | 0.05332 | 131 | 92 | 30 | 9 |
794 | It gets 25 miles to the juice box. | 1.3663 | 0.06249 | 101 | 72 | 21 | 8 |
795 | This lovely little gas saver works completely on pedal power. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
796 | And here is our work-from-home commuter special... | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
797 | It's extra if you want the clowns. | 1.3657 | 0.05659 | 134 | 98 | 23 | 13 |
798 | ...and very low miles, just driven around the block a few times. | 1.3654 | 0.06270 | 104 | 75 | 20 | 9 |
799 | You know, it‘ll grow on you. | 1.3652 | 0.05966 | 115 | 83 | 22 | 10 |
800 | It’s a vintage model. | 1.3652 | 0.05966 | 115 | 83 | 22 | 10 |
801 | It's only half a lemon, the other half is an Apple. | 1.3651 | 0.05357 | 126 | 88 | 30 | 8 |
802 | This one is a one owner with only 4,000 actual steps. | 1.3651 | 0.05115 | 126 | 86 | 34 | 6 |
803 | Your bank pre-approved you for this amazing car! | 1.3650 | 0.05757 | 137 | 102 | 20 | 15 |
804 | Now,this one is a real babe magnet. | 1.3644 | 0.05855 | 118 | 85 | 23 | 10 |
805 | It turns on a dime and costs the same | 1.3643 | 0.05271 | 129 | 90 | 31 | 8 |
806 | For the kid at heart. | 1.3643 | 0.05155 | 129 | 89 | 33 | 7 |
807 | It's the ultimate babe magnet. | 1.3643 | 0.05496 | 129 | 92 | 27 | 10 |
808 | Kids these days are all about the self-driving cars. | 1.3643 | 0.05605 | 129 | 93 | 25 | 11 |
809 | You loved it as a child. Now it’s a classic! | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
810 | There has only been one owner and he is moving to kindergarten. | 1.3636 | 0.05407 | 132 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
811 | Car's free, kid's extra. | 1.3636 | 0.05629 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
812 | Look, Bob, look. Look and see. The car is good. Buy the good, good car. | 1.3636 | 0.05750 | 121 | 87 | 24 | 10 |
813 | This is our least expensive, off-road vehicle. | 1.3636 | 0.06157 | 110 | 80 | 20 | 10 |
814 | It runs on kinetic energy. | 1.3636 | 0.05505 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 8 |
815 | Perfect for going to Mcdonalds. | 1.3636 | 0.05407 | 132 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
816 | No carbon taxes. | 1.3636 | 0.05505 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 8 |
817 | Nostalgia is really big with Gen Z right now. | 1.3636 | 0.04839 | 121 | 80 | 38 | 3 |
818 | The price includes taxes, insurance and two compact clowns | 1.3630 | 0.04888 | 135 | 92 | 37 | 6 |
819 | It’ll make you feel young again. | 1.3630 | 0.05525 | 135 | 98 | 25 | 12 |
820 | It even comes with a grownup seat. | 1.3630 | 0.04999 | 135 | 93 | 35 | 7 |
821 | If it’s anything, Kevin, this thing’s a babe magnet. | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
822 | Only the top half's a lemon | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
823 | It won’t run out of gas until you do. | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
824 | It's an attention grabber without being much of a theft risk. Plus, we offer an exciting souped up version that includes windows, doors, and an engine. | 1.3628 | 0.05905 | 113 | 81 | 23 | 9 |
825 | We’re predicting gas prices will come down eventually, but this is an option for now… | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
826 | -Well it is pretty close to an electric car | 1.3627 | 0.06504 | 102 | 75 | 17 | 10 |
827 | This is our latest Tesla variant | 1.3627 | 0.06504 | 102 | 77 | 14 | 11 |
828 | This model will literally take you back to your childhood... | 1.3624 | 0.04686 | 149 | 102 | 40 | 7 |
829 | No, it only comes in yellow and red. | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
830 | And this one doesn’t even need to be plugged in. | 1.3621 | 0.05107 | 116 | 78 | 34 | 4 |
831 | You will die immediately in a collision, no pain, no suffering. | 1.3621 | 0.06525 | 116 | 89 | 12 | 15 |
832 | I’m afraid it’s not selling. The new kids want something more flashy like eyeballs for headlights. | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
833 | Jon Voight owned this car. | 1.3619 | 0.06508 | 105 | 78 | 16 | 11 |
834 | Kid brought it in yesterday; it’s all we’ve got in inventory. | 1.3615 | 0.04884 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
835 | This one gets 500 calories to the mile. | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
836 | no gas, no electricity, just pedals..... | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
837 | 0 to 15 in 30 minutes. | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
838 | After the Twitter debacle, Tesla went full toddler." | 1.3613 | 0.05935 | 119 | 87 | 21 | 11 |
839 | It fits one normal person or an infinite number of clowns. | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
840 | It belonged to a man going through his second childhood. | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
841 | You can’t beat it on emissions. | 1.3613 | 0.05814 | 119 | 86 | 23 | 10 |
842 | Why, yes. It does have Bluetooth. | 1.3613 | 0.05814 | 119 | 86 | 23 | 10 |
843 | This one was from Elon's primitive period. | 1.3611 | 0.05950 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
844 | The previous owner is in time-out. | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
845 | She’s a kick to start. | 1.3611 | 0.05652 | 108 | 75 | 27 | 6 |
846 | It's a hybrid: you can use your feet but you don't have to | 1.3607 | 0.05827 | 122 | 89 | 22 | 11 |
847 | This one comes with a 4-mile extension cord! | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 94 | 18 | 10 |
848 | It's part of our latest retro model lineup. | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
849 | We’ve gone a step beyond electric with this model. | 1.3605 | 0.04917 | 147 | 103 | 35 | 9 |
850 | This one's great if you like to stand out in a crowd. | 1.3604 | 0.05548 | 111 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
851 | Rest assured, the wheels on this baby go round and round, round and round. | 1.3604 | 0.06243 | 111 | 82 | 18 | 11 |
852 | Listen to me, do you want a boring responsible car or do you want a car that will make you feel young again? | 1.3604 | 0.05836 | 111 | 79 | 24 | 8 |
853 | This baby gets 5280 feet a mile. | 1.3604 | 0.06110 | 111 | 81 | 20 | 10 |
854 | Yes sir, we do have an affordable electric car. | 1.3597 | 0.05207 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 10 |
855 | The value of this early hybrid will only appreciate. | 1.3596 | 0.05861 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 9 |
856 | And if you hit someone, just keep turning the wheel to the right | 1.3594 | 0.05289 | 128 | 96 | 22 | 10 |
857 | And when you’re finished with it it can be recycled. | 1.3594 | 0.05841 | 128 | 95 | 20 | 13 |
858 | And here we have the highly coveted Flintstone model | 1.3594 | 0.05051 | 128 | 88 | 34 | 6 |
859 | Sorry about the confusion, but I believe I said that it was popular with kids. | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
860 | Given how hot the used car market is, this is all I've got in your price range. | 1.3590 | 0.05880 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
861 | Here’s our most energy efficient model. | 1.3590 | 0.05753 | 117 | 84 | 24 | 9 |
862 | Fully loaded and most importantly, American made! | 1.3590 | 0.05880 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
863 | It comes with a bumper-to-bumper warranty and a juice box. | 1.3588 | 0.05317 | 131 | 93 | 29 | 9 |
864 | This sporty little number gets great sidewalk mileage. | 1.3585 | 0.06170 | 106 | 77 | 20 | 9 |
865 | It could just be that you're ready for a big boy toy! | 1.3583 | 0.05397 | 120 | 84 | 29 | 7 |
866 | The previous owner decided to go with a bicycle. | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
867 | Low miles. One previous owner. Only a little dried applesauce stuck behind the steering wheel. | 1.3583 | 0.05525 | 120 | 85 | 27 | 8 |
868 | The previous owner said it fits twelve. | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
869 | Your kids are gonna love it too. | 1.3579 | 0.06509 | 95 | 69 | 18 | 8 |
870 | We DID say that "we buy any car"........ | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
871 | Elon Musk has done it again! | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
872 | This model is called The Donald and you can only drive it on the far right side of the road. | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
873 | Now, if it had the juice box package, I could have done a bit more on the trade in. | 1.3577 | 0.05180 | 123 | 85 | 32 | 6 |
874 | Babes love this car. | 1.3577 | 0.05650 | 137 | 102 | 21 | 14 |
875 | Restore your lost youth with THIS babe magnet. | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
876 | The previous owner was a clown. | 1.3571 | 0.04869 | 140 | 97 | 36 | 7 |
877 | If it’s OK with your mom, you can take it for a test drive. | 1.3571 | 0.06573 | 112 | 86 | 12 | 14 |
878 | Here’s a rare find. One of the classics with zero emissions. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
879 | It may not have horsepower, but man is it a DREAM to parallel park! | 1.3571 | 0.05508 | 112 | 78 | 28 | 6 |
880 | I think this little puppy fits your price range. | 1.3566 | 0.05019 | 129 | 89 | 34 | 6 |
881 | We’ve temporarily solved our automotive supply chain issues. | 1.3564 | 0.06538 | 101 | 75 | 16 | 10 |
882 | This is what everyone will be driving on Mars. | 1.3564 | 0.06227 | 101 | 73 | 20 | 8 |
883 | Check out this vintage beauty! | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
884 | Depending on who's pushing, your mileage may vary. | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
885 | I’m sorry to inform you, Sir. For your son’s 16th birthday you can no longer afford the car you bought him when he was 3. | 1.3559 | 0.05712 | 118 | 85 | 24 | 9 |
886 | Your child-bride will love it. | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
887 | It’s not your father’s Oldsmobile. | 1.3558 | 0.05943 | 104 | 74 | 23 | 7 |
888 | Low mileage, only one owner, and he only drove it during recess and after nap time. | 1.3556 | 0.05409 | 135 | 98 | 26 | 11 |
889 | Sorry, it’s company policy to ride with you for the test drive. | 1.3554 | 0.05968 | 121 | 90 | 19 | 12 |
890 | And this, sir, is tomorrow's car today... all electric performance provided by 2 included AA batteries! | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
891 | It's pre-schooled. | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
892 | It even has a sippy cup holder! | 1.3545 | 0.05568 | 110 | 77 | 27 | 6 |
893 | Now this is a classic. | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
894 | This one runs on legs, not gas. | 1.3543 | 0.05423 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 9 |
895 | I’m looking for something my son can drive. He’s two. | 1.3543 | 0.05423 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 9 |
896 | It’s all electric, five double A batteries. | 1.3543 | 0.05423 | 127 | 96 | 21 | 10 |
897 | It’s built from recycled MAGA caps and Trump whigs. | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
898 | I dare you to find a more fuel economic vehicle on the market right now… | 1.3543 | 0.05187 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
899 | This car is very popular with the younger crowd. | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
900 | The previous owner was a little young lady who only drove it around a church playroom on Sundays. | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
901 | The prior owner just took naps in it so it has great mileage | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
902 | You won’t even be thinking about gas prices when in this car. | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
903 | The Flintstone… The only eco-footprint is your own. | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
904 | Technically, this is a self-driving car. | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
905 | Driving it is child's play. | 1.3535 | 0.06471 | 99 | 73 | 17 | 9 |
906 | Guaranteed, lifetime best gas mileage ! | 1.3534 | 0.05645 | 116 | 83 | 25 | 8 |
907 | This is for the singles market, who want to stay that way | 1.3534 | 0.06030 | 116 | 86 | 19 | 11 |
908 | Goes from zero to sixty in… however fast you’re feeling that day. | 1.3534 | 0.05776 | 116 | 84 | 23 | 9 |
909 | It has amazing handling on the playground. | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
910 | It may be red and yellow, but it's green, too. | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
911 | We are appealing to their nostalgia. | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
912 | The thing is, that it's uniquely unnecessary! | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
913 | We have upgraded you to our zero carbon option | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
914 | No driver's license? No problem. | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
915 | With the shortage of cars still an issue, Tonka has entered the passenger car market. | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
916 | I’ll be honest, the previous owner did have some accidents in the vehicle. | 1.3524 | 0.05410 | 105 | 72 | 29 | 4 |
917 | Now, this! Obviously, we can't know for sure, but we think this belonged to a young Ronald McDonald. | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
918 | For an older model,it is surprisingly fuel efficient. | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
919 | Zero emissions. Zero leg room. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
920 | And this little dream will make you feel like a kid again! | 1.3514 | 0.06091 | 111 | 82 | 19 | 10 |
921 | This just came in on a trade for a Big Wheel. | 1.3514 | 0.05527 | 111 | 78 | 27 | 6 |
922 | And it’s gluten-free! | 1.3514 | 0.04728 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
923 | The amount of tantrums I've seen by folks who want one of these | 1.3514 | 0.05527 | 111 | 78 | 27 | 6 |
924 | Due to supply chain issues, our inventory is…small. | 1.3514 | 0.06091 | 111 | 82 | 19 | 10 |
925 | She only had one previous owner,who only used her to go up and down the driveway. | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
926 | It’s not a Tesla. But it is all-electric. And it runs on 3 AA batteries. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
927 | The owner of this little beauty was only allowed to drive it down the driveway and back. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
928 | That’s right, zero emissions! | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
929 | As you can see,it comes in two colors. | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
930 | Of course, assembly instructions are included! | 1.3504 | 0.05735 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
931 | Four miles to a peanut butter sandwich, guaranteed. Five with chunky. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
932 | Fully autonomous on hills | 1.3500 | 0.05876 | 120 | 89 | 20 | 11 |
933 | It’s not just for kids anymore. | 1.3500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 68 | 29 | 3 |
934 | You'll be amazed at how fuel efficient this model is. | 1.3496 | 0.05161 | 123 | 86 | 31 | 6 |
935 | You say you have no family or friends. This should be perfect for you. | 1.3496 | 0.05654 | 123 | 90 | 23 | 10 |
936 | No, we do not have other colors. | 1.3496 | 0.04758 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
937 | To hell with it all. Let's play. | 1.3495 | 0.06279 | 103 | 76 | 18 | 9 |
938 | You won’t find better in your price range. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
939 | Ronald McDonald's car... It has over 99 billion miles. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
940 | I can knock $100 off the TruCoat. | 1.3492 | 0.04953 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
941 | Of course it's a piece of crap, but it reminds people of Trump | 1.3492 | 0.05670 | 126 | 93 | 22 | 11 |
942 | It was seized from a tiny Russian oligarch. | 1.3491 | 0.06294 | 106 | 79 | 17 | 10 |
943 | Previous owner was a non-smoker. | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
944 | It’s entirely self driving. | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
945 | You're gonna look like a genius driving the only car allowed in the bike lane. | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
946 | This modern marvel requires neither gas nor electricity | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
947 | Our most affordable Used model since 2019. | 1.3488 | 0.05238 | 129 | 92 | 29 | 8 |
948 | How about something that's even more efficient than electric? | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
949 | Why should kids have all the fun? | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
950 | What’s the range? I mean, that depends how good of shape you’re in. | 1.3486 | 0.05433 | 109 | 76 | 28 | 5 |
951 | You can have any colour you like as long as it's yellow and red. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
952 | Everything about this car screams, "Eco friendly". | 1.3478 | 0.04791 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
953 | You'll go whee all the way home. | 1.3478 | 0.05530 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
954 | Unfortunately the previous owner was a smoker.... | 1.3478 | 0.05505 | 138 | 103 | 22 | 13 |
955 | The foot propulsion on this baby makes for huge savings at the pumps. | 1.3475 | 0.05433 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
956 | This is going to really wipe Peloton out of the market. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
957 | It only needs a tune up every 100,000 feet. | 1.3472 | 0.05151 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 11 |
958 | Sure, we can do black. | 1.3471 | 0.05951 | 121 | 91 | 18 | 12 |
959 | You simply can’t put a price on nostalgia | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
960 | “Car Fax report? No problem… I’ll just ask Joey when I get home!” | 1.3471 | 0.05341 | 121 | 92 | 19 | 10 |
961 | You’ll hit your daily step goal AND be free of rising fuel prices! | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
962 | How big is the boat you want to tow? | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
963 | In your price range, this is our most popular 'mid-life crisis' car. | 1.3469 | 0.06503 | 98 | 73 | 16 | 9 |
964 | And this little baby is catalytic converter theft-proof. | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
965 | The original Tesla… you think you’re driving but you’re not | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
966 | And “0” carbon footprint! | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
967 | The prior owner was an elderly gentleman from Mar-a-Lago! | 1.3465 | 0.06515 | 101 | 76 | 15 | 10 |
968 | The good news is it runs on promises of extra screen time and lollipops. | 1.3465 | 0.05047 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
969 | Zero emissions and great downhill speeds. | 1.3462 | 0.05749 | 130 | 98 | 19 | 13 |
970 | Legally I have to disclose the previous owner had a number of accidents in this vehicle. | 1.3462 | 0.06227 | 104 | 77 | 18 | 9 |
971 | This model is available now! | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
972 | With the chip shortage, this is the only new car we offer currently | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
973 | You said you wanted a classic... | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
974 | We’re upgrading your rental | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
975 | Great mileage, no gasoline or electricity needed | 1.3458 | 0.05329 | 107 | 74 | 29 | 4 |
976 | She's great on gas but I do recommend a new pair of shoes every 3,000 miles. | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
977 | And then there's our number one seller. While committed to zero carbon, it keeps the desirable retro feel. | 1.3455 | 0.05694 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 7 |
978 | I’m telling you Rick, the ladies will love it. | 1.3455 | 0.05980 | 110 | 81 | 20 | 9 |
979 | This model has won the award for best ventilation system and least number of attempted thefts. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
980 | This ones brand new, only 3,000 steps. | 1.3451 | 0.05999 | 113 | 84 | 19 | 10 |
981 | And it has very low mileage. The previous owner wasn’t allowed out of the front yard. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
982 | It’s only available in a manual | 1.3451 | 0.05589 | 113 | 81 | 25 | 7 |
983 | Elon Musk is terrified. | 1.3451 | 0.06129 | 113 | 85 | 17 | 11 |
984 | No microchip shortage to worry about with this beaut. | 1.3451 | 0.04831 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
985 | But if you are looking for something more colorful. | 1.3451 | 0.05446 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
986 | It’s great off road, too. | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
987 | And the red and yellow will show your support for Spain in case Russia invades them. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
988 | Yeah, but think of the money you will save on gym memberships" | 1.3448 | 0.06903 | 87 | 65 | 14 | 8 |
989 | We call it the “legday”. | 1.3445 | 0.06019 | 119 | 90 | 17 | 12 |
990 | ...And here's the ultimate vehicle for families with small children | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
991 | Well, sir, this is out most youthful model within that budget. | 1.3440 | 0.04833 | 125 | 86 | 35 | 4 |
992 | I can't go lower than five. | 1.3440 | 0.05218 | 125 | 89 | 29 | 7 |
993 | It goes from zero to vroom in 3 seconds! | 1.3440 | 0.04965 | 125 | 87 | 33 | 5 |
994 | It's perfect for a family vacation, if you don't have a family. | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
995 | It's a toddler's market. | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
996 | Zero emission, manual transmission, and cheaper than a Tesla. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
997 | You said you wanted something with good mileage? | 1.3435 | 0.05711 | 131 | 99 | 19 | 13 |
998 | It runs entirely on Cheerios. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
999 | Its owner was a little young lady from Pasadena | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
1000 | You can't beat the gas mileage. | 1.3434 | 0.07057 | 99 | 78 | 8 | 13 |
1001 | This model has a one manpower engine. | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
1002 | You seem like a family man…I guarantee your kids will love it! | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
1003 | One owner, a 5 year old girl who only drove it on weekends. | 1.3431 | 0.05485 | 102 | 71 | 27 | 4 |
1004 | Both my five year old twin nephews swear by it | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1005 | It’s self-driving and you will save a fortune on gas. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1006 | Environmentally friendly and it handles like a dream! | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1007 | And, you get free parking at Disneyland. | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1008 | And this our "Not so Smart" car | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1009 | Don't let it's compact size fool you, this puppy can hold up to 26 clowns | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
1010 | It's an affordable favourite among the Zoomers. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
1011 | I hope you don’t have anything you need to compensate for | 1.3426 | 0.05123 | 108 | 74 | 31 | 3 |
1012 | It comes with four-wheel drive, manual brakes and your own allen wrench. | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
1013 | You can't get more classic than this | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1014 | Includes 14 clowns and a red nose. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1015 | This is a Zero-Emission Vehicle that runs on pedal power. | 1.3421 | 0.05112 | 114 | 79 | 31 | 4 |
1016 | Very low mileage, the owner just grew out of it. | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1017 | Think of it this way: you’ll never run out of gas. | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
1018 | It goes from zero to sixty in eight Mississippis. | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1019 | And here is our most fuel efficient model yet… | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1020 | Yes sir, it can go weelly weelly fwast. | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
1021 | It was previously owned by a little young lady who only drove it around the yard | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1022 | It’s great on gas mileage but tough on shoe leather | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1023 | Forget the Tesla. This one runs on two AA batteries. | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
1024 | If you run out ofgas, there is a foot pedal. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1025 | It just needs a little Yabba Dabba Doo! | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1026 | This is the most fuel efficient car on the market. | 1.3417 | 0.05976 | 120 | 91 | 17 | 12 |
1027 | Economical option, you’ll just wear out a lot of shoes. | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
1028 | You just can't beat the fuel-efficiency! | 1.3415 | 0.05867 | 123 | 93 | 18 | 12 |
1029 | The last owner was a 2 year old who only drove it after nap time. | 1.3415 | 0.05980 | 123 | 94 | 16 | 13 |
1030 | Well, if you’re looking for a babe magnet... | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
1031 | Plenty of room to wave to those suckers at the gas pumps. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1032 | Sign today and we’ll include a free older sibling to push from behind | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
1033 | These are making a comeback. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1034 | They call it a "Toucan" but it's really a hard fit for more than one. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1035 | Toddler magazine gave it 5 stars! | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
1036 | And we're the first dealer to stock a self-driving car | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1037 | Yes, certainly, it could actually function as a golf cart. | 1.3402 | 0.06369 | 97 | 72 | 17 | 8 |
1038 | Formerly a Clown Car. | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1039 | The owner’s only complaint was a recurring ear infection. | 1.3400 | 0.06391 | 100 | 75 | 16 | 9 |
1040 | It's one of our new EV's, and it's on sale now for just $50k! | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1041 | You said you wanted American-made. | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
1042 | He only drove it to nursery school and back… | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1043 | We may need to revisit our trade-in policy | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
1044 | What's it gonna take to get you into this car? Seriously. Because none of us can get in. | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1045 | This one gets good mileage and has a great beep-beep! | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
1046 | With your budget, this may be the best option. | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
1047 | Great mileage and your kids will love it! | 1.3394 | 0.05409 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1048 | Thirty years ago you could only dream of owning this. | 1.3394 | 0.06144 | 109 | 82 | 17 | 10 |
1049 | It has zero greenhouse emissions, unless of course, the drive was eating beans. | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
1050 | If you put in the legwork, she runs like a stallion. | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1051 | It’s all electric—D batteries. | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
1052 | We like to call it a Renewable Energy Vehicle. | 1.3391 | 0.06037 | 115 | 87 | 17 | 11 |
1053 | And this little baby gets 1 mile per shoe | 1.3391 | 0.05909 | 115 | 86 | 19 | 10 |
1054 | It's not gas , it's not electric , it's Paleo!!! | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1055 | Better mileage in the city, I'd say. | 1.3391 | 0.06037 | 115 | 87 | 17 | 11 |
1056 | It was owned by a little-old baby who only drove it in the driveway. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1057 | Yes, the spare tire is in the glove compartment. | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
1058 | It's easy on fuel, and was once driven by Tiger Woods. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1059 | No, no, this is better than electric! | 1.3385 | 0.04829 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
1060 | It'll never get old.” | 1.3382 | 0.05344 | 136 | 101 | 24 | 11 |
1061 | If you be my best friend, I'll throw in the clear coat for free. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1062 | You can't beat a classic. | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
1063 | We’re selling it as an entry level Miata | 1.3378 | 0.04347 | 148 | 116 | 22 | 10 |
1064 | It’s nostalgic, and economical. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1065 | ...and our eco-friendly option... | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1066 | I know you expected a Lamborghini, but this is the downside of paying in Bitcoin | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1067 | It's had only one owner. The clown was elected to Congress. | 1.3367 | 0.06948 | 98 | 77 | 9 | 12 |
1068 | Honestly, it’s a piece of shit.” | 1.3367 | 0.06795 | 98 | 76 | 11 | 11 |
1069 | This one will make you feel young again. | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1070 | I used to drive one of these back in the Eighties. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1071 | "These don't use gas or electricity so they're flying off the lot." | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1072 | Clean energy? I dunno. Depends on what kinda diet you're on, I guess. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1073 | In case you prefer a manual. | 1.3364 | 0.05133 | 107 | 74 | 30 | 3 |
1074 | Something fun in your price range. | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
1075 | It's eco-friendly and within your price range. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1076 | And it comes with a five time-out, round the block warranty. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1077 | On the other hand, you'll never lose it in the parking lot. | 1.3364 | 0.05466 | 107 | 76 | 26 | 5 |
1078 | It's a Popemobile for non-pope drivers."it gives you the feeling without the mass. | 1.3364 | 0.06077 | 107 | 82 | 15 | 10 |
1079 | Look, I don’t normally do this, but if you take it off the lot today, I’ll throw in the bubble blower for free. | 1.3364 | 0.06221 | 107 | 81 | 16 | 10 |
1080 | On the other hand,you can drive this baby off the lot today. | 1.3364 | 0.05211 | 110 | 77 | 29 | 4 |
1081 | And it gets great yardage. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1082 | In this economy, it’s the best I can offer you. | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1083 | I’ll even throw in the juice box holder, but I’m losing my shirt on this deal | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1084 | It gets up to 5 miles per gallon of milk. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1085 | However, if you don't give a shit... | 1.3362 | 0.06115 | 116 | 89 | 15 | 12 |
1086 | Now this baby is certified vintage. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1087 | This baby only has half a mile on it. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1088 | You can fit all the toys you want in this bad boy. | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
1089 | This car will- literally- make you feel like a kid again, | 1.3361 | 0.05374 | 119 | 86 | 26 | 7 |
1090 | And this beauty, she goes zero to sixty in, well, you tell me… | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1091 | Our new self-drive car comes in two colours, B&W and McDonalds | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1092 | It was only driven to the sandbox, on Sundays, by a little young lady. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
1093 | With your trade in value, we can offer you this zero emissions model.” | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1094 | This is the first car you'll ever buy. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1095 | It gets you economically from Point A to Point A.1 | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
1096 | This is a used vehicle. The owner grew out of it. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1097 | I admit that it's a bit problematic on the highway. | 1.3333 | 0.06283 | 102 | 77 | 16 | 9 |
1098 | This one comes with free cardio. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1099 | Retro is very in right now | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
1100 | This one's a classic! | 1.3333 | 0.04783 | 120 | 83 | 34 | 3 |
1101 | She'll go 15 miles on a single burrito. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1102 | The Fred Flintstone costume is optional. | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1103 | Can’t vouch for the history on this one … some clown just left it here. | 1.3333 | 0.07051 | 84 | 64 | 12 | 8 |
1104 | Or you can lease this sweet ride for $2.17 a month. | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1105 | You don’t even have to plug this one in! | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
1106 | The babes love these. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1107 | ...and your fitbit scores will be off the charts. | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1108 | Boyd, it’s our new TRUMP CAR | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
1109 | It may be 30 years old, but it runs like its brand new. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1110 | you should see how many clowns it holds | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1111 | This isn't your son's Olsdmobile! | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1112 | It’s the same price you paid for your last car. | 1.3333 | 0.06872 | 87 | 66 | 13 | 8 |
1113 | You want to take it for a test waddle? | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1114 | Trust me, she's a babe magnet. | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1115 | This beauty was only driven on Sundays by a little old baby. | 1.3333 | 0.05183 | 105 | 73 | 29 | 3 |
1116 | While it may not be ‘smart’ it IS easy to park. | 1.3333 | 0.05822 | 117 | 88 | 19 | 10 |
1117 | It comes with matching pedals | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1118 | To be clear, when you said graduation gift, you meant kindergarten, right? | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1119 | Within your budget we also have this nostalgic throwback, sure to bring back memories of youthful independence | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1120 | It was used in the film James Bond - The Early Years. | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1121 | Only 500 yards on this baby! | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1122 | The paperwork doesn't take long with this one either. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1123 | Oh, yes - it is completely environmentally friendly | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1124 | Now this one is really a young man’s car. | 1.3333 | 0.05150 | 117 | 83 | 29 | 5 |
1125 | This is a great car for people who really want to slow down. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1126 | Gas mileage is about as good as it gets | 1.3333 | 0.06309 | 108 | 83 | 14 | 11 |
1127 | Our latest innovation to beat rising gas prices and obesity levels | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1128 | Shared custody is a breeze when the kids can get to their Mom’s in this bad boy. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1129 | It’s the best four wheel, two feet drive | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1130 | And here we have the latest from our millennial line | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
1131 | Gets great gas mileage and you get a workout at the same time. | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
1132 | This little baby, it never goes out of style. | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
1133 | As the kids say: vintage. | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
1134 | This is all I have right now if you’re looking for something in color. | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
1135 | This little beauty was only driven on sidewalks after school hours. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1136 | It is environmental, retro, iconic, and comes with a complimentary peanut butter and jelly sandwich. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1137 | Driving this one will make you feel thirty years younger. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1138 | And my grandson only drove it on Sundays” | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1139 | And it tows a Radio Flyer - perfect for weekend chores. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1140 | The deluxe model includes leather seats, a sunroof, and a pair of all-terrain running shoes. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
1141 | Sorry sir, we don’t take trade ins | 1.3304 | 0.06001 | 112 | 85 | 17 | 10 |
1142 | She gets two feet to the foot and has very low yardage. | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
1143 | So, it's definitely within your budget. It's not electric, but it is carbon neutral. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1144 | Look at it this way: No one's ever stolen one. | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
1145 | If you really want to keep up with the kids, this is the ride for you! | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1146 | Leave gas in the past with this bad boy | 1.3303 | 0.05981 | 109 | 84 | 15 | 10 |
1147 | This model is completely “self-driving” and great on gas. | 1.3302 | 0.06102 | 106 | 80 | 17 | 9 |
1148 | This is our most economical model. | 1.3302 | 0.05315 | 106 | 75 | 27 | 4 |
1149 | Take it for a spin, this baby will make you feel like a kid again! | 1.3302 | 0.06102 | 106 | 80 | 17 | 9 |
1150 | The special financing offer in our ad applies exclusively to this model. | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1151 | Not a lot of zip, but the gas mileage is off the charts!" | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1152 | And this is the new Smart Car | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1153 | There’s room in the trunk for 37 clowns | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1154 | Clowns are extra. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1155 | And this is what you can afford with the current inflation rate. | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1156 | Because it’s our most basic zero-emissions vehicle, airbags are extra. | 1.3299 | 0.06341 | 97 | 76 | 13 | 8 |
1157 | The eFred is ahead of its time- zero emissions, economical, and a new kinetic energy based platform.. | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1158 | This high head- room, all electric vehicle will travel up to 25 miles on two AA batteries. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1159 | Think of it as Peloton meets Smartcar. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1160 | It's not much, but it's carbon footprint is negligible. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1161 | A couple more wins at the ring toss will get you an upgrade. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1162 | If this won't make you feel young again, nothing will. | 1.3293 | 0.05770 | 82 | 57 | 23 | 2 |
1163 | This one comes with power steering and a blankie | 1.3286 | 0.04584 | 140 | 101 | 33 | 6 |
1164 | This is the top of the line PlastiQueen family Sport Cruiser. You think you hate it now, but wait’ll you drive it. | 1.3282 | 0.04526 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1165 | Barely used by youngster until he traded at five for a tricycle and push cars get terrific mileage. | 1.3281 | 0.04166 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1166 | Sure, it's no Ferrari, but at least it's carbon neutral. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
1167 | Like new! Only driven by a 3 year old who couldn't cross the street! | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1168 | Sorry, but it's all we have in your price range. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1169 | Yes, it’s red, so yes, insurance will be a little higher than most. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1170 | It's our most popular starter car. | 1.3274 | 0.05821 | 113 | 85 | 19 | 9 |
1171 | It was only driven to kindergarten on weekdays. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1172 | I won’t need that ‘Baby on Board’ bumper sticker. | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1173 | You’ll love its unparalleled gas efficiency and iconic looks. | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
1174 | If it’s great mileage you want. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1175 | Our environmentally friendly option. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1176 | Think about how much you'll save in gas. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1177 | Of course, this is a natural step after trading in your Big Wheel. | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
1178 | Here's the chance to buy the car you always wanted when you were young. | 1.3269 | 0.05193 | 104 | 73 | 28 | 3 |
1179 | One owner, only rolled around in circles on Sundays. | 1.3269 | 0.05193 | 104 | 73 | 28 | 3 |
1180 | What's with this place? Last time you tried to sell me a bumper car. | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1181 | and they're all very light miles. | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
1182 | This one just hit our pre-owned lot this morning. Low mileage. One owner: a 4-year-old who drove it mainly in her backyard. | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1183 | It still has the fresh out the box scent! | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1184 | I've heard this is the car Elon Musk drove as a toddler. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1185 | Only used once by a clown troupe before the circus left town. | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1186 | Your mileage may vary - what did you have for lunch? | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1187 | ...and it comes in any color you want, as long as it is yellow and red! | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1188 | You won’t get anything better than this for $250 a month. | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1189 | How tall is your clown? | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1190 | Zero emissions, mostly. | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1191 | Gets great laughs mileage | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
1192 | This colorful little number runs on pure leg power! | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
1193 | As I said, we have an extensive collection of classic models | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
1194 | Unfortunately, due to inflation, this is the only model that fits your budget. | 1.3250 | 0.05817 | 120 | 92 | 17 | 11 |
1195 | No one will accuse you of a midlife crisis | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
1196 | Except for the tires, lifetime parts and service. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1197 | She’s a real head-turner! | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1198 | I am not supposed to say but she and Ken traded for a pink SUV. | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
1199 | This model is emission free and is powered by carbohydrates" | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1200 | It's a one-owner and it's never been driven outside a cul-de-sac. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1201 | And it comes with the Yabba Dabba Doo lifetime warranty. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1202 | With a raised ceiling to comfortably fit your head, shoulders, knees, and toes. | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1203 | Plus it’s 100% clean energy. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1204 | Our greenest model yet: The Inverse | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1205 | Most of the drool stains will buff right out. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1206 | Only one owner and she rarely took it out of the driveway. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1207 | The only model we have in stock | 1.3238 | 0.06274 | 105 | 81 | 14 | 10 |
1208 | The prior owner only drove it up and down the driveway. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1209 | Unlike the big wheel this is a car your family can grow with. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1210 | Traded in by a toddler who only drove it to his sandbox on Saturdays. | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1211 | One owner. Never smoked in. Only driven in the driveway after nap time. | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1212 | what safety features? | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1213 | I told you, you wouldn’t believe some of the vintage cars we got in recently! | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1214 | It's a feet-on-the-floor model. | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
1215 | Another great advantage of the Mini Trump Mobile is that it runs only on hot air | 1.3229 | 0.06369 | 96 | 73 | 15 | 8 |
1216 | This is our cheapest model. It has zero features but it gets infinite miles per gallon. | 1.3228 | 0.05348 | 127 | 95 | 23 | 9 |
1217 | Not exactly what I meant by ‘Show me your cheapest option’ | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1218 | - with this, they will definitely notice you and know why you are still single! | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1219 | This is the only one we have under $40,000. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1220 | If you act now I'll throw in a piggy back ride to my office and we can get the paperwork started. | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
1221 | A sports car is the conventional choice for a mid-life crisis, but if you're really looking to recapture your youth... | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1222 | This car runs on fruit snacks. | 1.3223 | 0.05655 | 121 | 92 | 19 | 10 |
1223 | For the man with 8 DUI's. | 1.3222 | 0.07036 | 90 | 71 | 9 | 10 |
1224 | They are all made out of recycle Russian McDonald arches | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1225 | ‘’”And it runs on Goldfish.” | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1226 | … and this little baby is guaranteed to get in your 10,000 steps a day. | 1.3220 | 0.05757 | 118 | 90 | 18 | 10 |
1227 | This is the most fuel efficient, clean energy car on the market, and it goes as far and as fast as you can. | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
1228 | It’s in great condition. The previous owner was only allowed to drive it to the edge of her driveway and back. | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
1229 | It'll make you feel pampered. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1230 | Only shat in once! | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1231 | It's an older model, but mostly driveway miles. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1232 | With the supply chain issues and your budget, this is the best we can offer. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1233 | This is one of our more economic models starting at just $57,000 dollars | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1234 | All your hours on the Peloton will really pay off with this baby. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1235 | This little cream puff was only driven by a six year old around the block. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1236 | If you need a great starter car, look no further. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1237 | If you are looking to purchase new today.. | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
1238 | It comes with a clown suit. | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
1239 | You can park it in your bedroom. | 1.3211 | 0.06097 | 109 | 84 | 15 | 10 |
1240 | Do you remember back when driving was FUN? | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1241 | Yes, we offer financing. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1242 | You probably don't want to kick the tires too hard on this one. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1243 | With this little one, you won’t be bothered by hitchhickers. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1244 | This is the most fuel efficient option within your price range. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1245 | Amazing gas mileage! | 1.3204 | 0.06203 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
1246 | Here's a brand-new model that really stands out from the crowd. | 1.3204 | 0.06503 | 103 | 81 | 11 | 11 |
1247 | It's a Hybred, you can pedal it or put your feet on the ground and walk it. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1248 | The kids love this one. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1249 | This baby gets 30 miles per protein bar and we'll take the Peloton on trade. | 1.3203 | 0.05426 | 128 | 97 | 21 | 10 |
1250 | You’ll feel like a kid again rollin’ old school in this baby! | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1251 | . . . and it comes in two colors: red and yellow. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1252 | It’s got the best horn. | 1.3200 | 0.06337 | 100 | 77 | 14 | 9 |
1253 | This one is cheaper considering it’s already been colored in. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1254 | And only a six month waiting list. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1255 | Honestly, I’m more curious as to what it’s gonna take to get you out of this car. | 1.3200 | 0.06176 | 100 | 76 | 16 | 8 |
1256 | The highway safety rating isn't the best, but you can't beat its fuel economy. | 1.3197 | 0.05492 | 122 | 92 | 21 | 9 |
1257 | Lightly used by some clown between burger franchises. | 1.3197 | 0.05614 | 122 | 93 | 19 | 10 |
1258 | Unlike our current models even a child can learn how to drive it | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1259 | ...and, it's perfect for the inner child in you. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1260 | This is our new oxygen powered vehicle. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
1261 | It runs as long as you can run. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1262 | If your life's going downhill, this baby's for you. | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
1263 | If you get tired of pedaling, just find a hill to go down. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1264 | And this one runs on the tears of oil companies. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1265 | Very low mileage. Just to the swing set and back on the weekends. | 1.3191 | 0.06455 | 94 | 72 | 14 | 8 |
1266 | Considering the used-car market, it's a wonder she's only $4,200. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1267 | This beauty’s like new - only driven once by the previous owner, who really wanted a scooter for her birthday. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1268 | And this is the pre-pubescent trim package. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1269 | The best part is there’s no catalytic converter for someone to steal | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1270 | Zero emissions, no fuel costs. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1271 | It may be used, but there is only 1.4 miles on this 2013 model | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1272 | And it gets something like 10,000 miles per gallon. | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1273 | Two words: Fuel Efficiency. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1274 | You, sir know your toys! This baby is in perfect condition, only has 8000 yards on it! Driven by a timid middle child who always put away her toys before coming in for supper. One of the best bargains on the lot! | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1275 | The boss likes to park here. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1276 | Let me show you the latest in green technology: self propelled. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1277 | Golf cart? No, this was actually GM's answer to the Yugo. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
1278 | Sixty to five in zero seconds. | 1.3178 | 0.06027 | 107 | 82 | 16 | 9 |
1279 | It fits your budget, and it has a really, truly, beep-beep horn. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1280 | And when you honk the horn it plays Yabba Dabba Doo! | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1281 | I think you'll find this one quite cozy. | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 76 | 28 | 3 |
1282 | It doesn't have all the specs you are looking for...but it is in your price range. | 1.3178 | 0.06171 | 107 | 83 | 14 | 10 |
1283 | This is a popular model for first time drivers. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1284 | This one puts the toy in Toyota! | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1285 | No gas needed, easy to park and no seatbelts. Just needs a toy box. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1286 | It was once owned by Jon Voight. | 1.3173 | 0.06151 | 104 | 80 | 15 | 9 |
1287 | You can park it anywhere. The sidewalk out front, the vestibule, or maybe the hallway. Anyplace that’d really agitate the neighbors. | 1.3173 | 0.06301 | 104 | 81 | 13 | 10 |
1288 | And the lucky winner of the Cartoon Caption Contest gets to drive off the lot with this bad boy. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1289 | This is the latest Tesla model after Elon Musk brought Twitter | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1290 | Now it doesn't have an engine, and I know that was on your list, but.. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
1291 | It'll go 30 on the open fairway. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1292 | Ah yes,this is the most eco-friendly car in the lot! | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
1293 | Your collision insurance would be next to nothing. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1294 | It comes with FREE sneaker changes the first 200 miles | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1295 | It has very low mileage - it was owned by a little old girl. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
1296 | This one, however, didn't appreciate in price like the others. | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1297 | Very fuel-efficient, somewhere between Barbie's dream car and a Tesla. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1298 | It’s ideal for the commute from your bedroom to your dining room. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1299 | You can say you drive a hybrid. | 1.3162 | 0.05648 | 117 | 89 | 19 | 9 |
1300 | Feel free to take it for a spin. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1301 | Legos for adults | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1302 | That recall expired 15 years ago. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1303 | It’s about time for a successor to the AMC Gremlin. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1304 | What maintenance? You just have to resole your shoes every 3000 miles. | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1305 | Who hasn't had one of these? | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1306 | You can’t go wrong with a classic. | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1307 | This one fits perfectly in your price range | 1.3158 | 0.05616 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
1308 | Really low miles. Back yard only. The previous owner moved up to a Tough Trike | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 94 | 31 | 5 |
1309 | Elon calls this “LEGS.” | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1310 | And this is our retro model... | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1311 | No license or registration required! | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1312 | This beloved classic features a zero carbon footprint while assuring an excellent cardio workout for the proud new owner. | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 52 | 19 | 2 |
1313 | This model comes in your school colors and your choice of pedal or battery powered. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1314 | It's recyclable. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1315 | You said fuel economy was your top priority. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1316 | Low miles, no carbon emissions, easy parking, and a really cool horn. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1317 | Think of it as a hybrid without the gas or electricity. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1318 | You’ll save at the pump. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1319 | …and it has the push start feature! | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1320 | As a millennial, this fits right into your budget | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1321 | Well how about this fun and sporty red one? | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
1322 | You won’t find a greener car on the market. Or redder or yellower. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1323 | The carbon footprint on this model is exceptional. | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1324 | Great mileage, rechargeable, and recyclable. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1325 | There's a real incentive to drive safely, otherwise you're dead. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1326 | It's cozy, easy to park, rust free and no computer chip backlogs. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1327 | The previous owner only drove it to pre-school on weekdays. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1328 | The gas mileage is off the charts. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1329 | Are you sure you're ready for a trade? | 1.3137 | 0.05210 | 102 | 73 | 26 | 3 |
1330 | And here’s a classic. An original Tesla. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1331 | This one gets amazing gas mileage | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1332 | Since you said you’re never in a hurry… | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1333 | Forget the mid-life crisis, this will make you feel like a kid again! | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1334 | Fuel consumption is not an issue with this model. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1335 | It’s only got 1,100 steps. | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
1336 | This one over here is 100% emission-free, fully reconditioned and certified. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1337 | This little beauty is a real babe magnet. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1338 | ...and best of all, no more ridicule from your three-year-old. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1339 | The previous owner treated it with kid gloves. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1340 | The bigger the crisis, the younger the car. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1341 | It's a timeless classic. | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1342 | The kids visiting Senior Center loved it | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
1343 | Our classic, the minimalist carbon footprint! | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1344 | Sorry, Pro Keds not included. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1345 | We're seeing a lot of foot traffic on this model. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1346 | The fuel economy of this model is without parallel! | 1.3125 | 0.05196 | 96 | 68 | 26 | 2 |
1347 | It doesn’t look like much, but you would not believe its fuel efficiency | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1348 | A true classic in every sense… are you a Flinstones fan…? | 1.3125 | 0.05196 | 96 | 68 | 26 | 2 |
1349 | It only goes downhill, but the gas mileage is great! | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1350 | She comfortably seats one adult, or 87 clowns. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1351 | Of course, this one comes with a set of big wheels too. | 1.3119 | 0.06210 | 109 | 86 | 12 | 11 |
1352 | With todays gas prices, it’s the best on the market | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1353 | Even a child could operate it. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1354 | You can’t beat this fuel efficiency—it has no gas tank. | 1.3118 | 0.06661 | 93 | 73 | 11 | 9 |
1355 | Full disclosure, the previous owner was a drooler. | 1.3118 | 0.06483 | 93 | 72 | 13 | 8 |
1356 | It's the greenest car we have on the lot. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1357 | The previous owner only used it to drive to and from the playground. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1358 | We’ve solved the computer chip shortage. | 1.3118 | 0.06661 | 93 | 73 | 11 | 9 |
1359 | It’s the ultimate clean energy Pedal power | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1360 | Top of the line paleo model, plus your legs will look better than Fred Flintstone’s | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1361 | No vehicle will you make feel this young again. Great turning radius, easy to park in the city. And if you get it today, we’ll throw in a matching rolling phone ! | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1362 | This is our most environmentally friendly model. | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
1363 | Our used car inventory is currently rather limited. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1364 | Ever since we bought Twitter we've made some exciting changes in the new Tesla. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1365 | It's eco friendly and your friends won't ask for rides! | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1366 | It’s green AND it’s affordable. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1367 | Why not get a car the kids will love? | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1368 | Now this is one sure to bring back some old memories. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1369 | Black and white is extra. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1370 | The juice box holders come standard. | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
1371 | Yes,inherently unsafe,but it's a scream to drive! | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1372 | You get close to 3 MPG with shoes and about 1 without. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1373 | You can purchase the vehicle by itself and your wife can get the shopping cart extension. | 1.3103 | 0.05797 | 116 | 90 | 16 | 10 |
1374 | Besides being emissions free it comes with a lifetime 10% discount at McDonalds drive thrus. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1375 | This was in an accident, but it was easily cleaned up | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1376 | Voted best car by the youngest of drivers! | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1377 | With car availability being what is these days, consider yourself lucky I can get you this deal | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1378 | I'd like to introduce you to our most eco-friendly option... | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1379 | If you give me a deposit today I’ll throw in the windshield package. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1380 | Now this beauty right here is 100 percent assembled in the US of A. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1381 | For parallel parking, it's unparalleled. | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
1382 | Well, at least it’s not a Tesla. | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1383 | Does this come with a turbo option? | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1384 | It’s a fun car to grieve, and get’s great mileage! | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1385 | It carries six clowns and a driver and is the official car of the Republican primaries! | 1.3095 | 0.06978 | 84 | 66 | 10 | 8 |
1386 | Fresh air, exercise and a zero carbon footprint | 1.3095 | 0.06978 | 84 | 66 | 10 | 8 |
1387 | Only one driver - he babied it. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1388 | The previous owner only had one accident. And luckily, he was wearing his diaper. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1389 | And this vroom vroom over here has a top speed of wheeeeeeeeee!. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1390 | Best part is, your kids can drive you to work. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1391 | The previous driver got a time-out and had to sell. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1392 | Victor, Hugo. Hugo, Victor. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1393 | Hey, at least it’s made in America. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1394 | It even comes with a cordless phone. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1395 | It affords the freedom of a convertible without insinuating midlife crisis! | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1396 | We'll throw in rustproofing to sweeten the deal. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1397 | Perfect for the WFH commute. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1398 | When we say self-driving… | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1399 | And, the best part is you'll always hit your daily step goal! | 1.3086 | 0.06948 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 7 |
1400 | It's the best selling car in America. | 1.3085 | 0.06598 | 94 | 74 | 11 | 9 |
1401 | Technically, a grown up pushing is an alternative fuel. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1402 | It just doesn’t get any greener than pedal power. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1403 | Just give me your ID to make sure you're 3+ years of age, and we'll finish up the paperwork. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1404 | It's our latest clown-powered model. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1405 | She’s all yours for a super ball, your skateboard, and your lunch money. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1406 | This is our “Flintstone” model update in space age plastic. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1407 | You’re looking for fuel-efficient? Try Fisher-Price. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1408 | Now this one doesn’t connect to wifi, but it works perfectly with newtooth. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1409 | I didn't say it was electric - I said it was eclectic... | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1410 | I’ll give you the runaround”. | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1411 | The previous owner was a non smoker. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1412 | It' s the latest in combining the fanciful memories of childhood with your current buying power. | 1.3077 | 0.05968 | 104 | 80 | 16 | 8 |
1413 | We still have one non-gas option in your price range. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1414 | It's foot-powered. Just think how much you'll save on gas! | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1415 | You’re get great gas mileage, and your kids will love it! | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1416 | Achieves optimal mileage and heart rate. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1417 | But if you REALLY care about the environment... | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1418 | And here is our fuel efficient model. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1419 | This year’s model doesn’t even need a microchip! | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1420 | 'And....this lil' beauty here is what I call a classic that was ahead of it's time. Peddle power...it's the future!...killing no birds and leaving all stones unturned.' | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1421 | This baby gets you where you are going and still allow you to get your steps in. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1422 | If you’re looking for something a little more eco-friendly… | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1423 | Here is our Clown Car special! | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1424 | This one blows right past mid-life crisis all the way to reboot. | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
1425 | Electric, cheap, recyclable—and no one will call it a penis car. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1426 | One previous owner. Donald J Trump. Eco friendly. Runs on hot air. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1427 | Fred, for some reason only Republicans want to buy it. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1428 | It was a trade in for all the candy at the front desk. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1429 | There is no engine so the mileage is excellent. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1430 | Plus, just some ordinary pliers will work great as a Jaws of Life. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1431 | It'll grow on you. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1432 | Nope. Sorry. This is the only color that it comes in. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1433 | The one downside is that it DOES use premium. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1434 | The babes are going to be drooling all over this thing. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1435 | Sorry, we only have this color in stock. | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
1436 | Well, think of it as "less is more". | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1437 | And the steering wheel is your spare tire! | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1438 | THIS motherfucker… | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1439 | It's rather a green car | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1440 | This one will get you over fifty miles on only one pair of shoes | 1.3061 | 0.06223 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 8 |
1441 | This baby can take you back to your childhood. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1442 | This car will eliminate any chance of a speeding accident | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1443 | Pedal Power is the way to go! | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1444 | I hear your concerns about the rising gas prices, and boy do I have the perfect solution here! | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1445 | On the plus side, you can feel good about the carbon footprint. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1446 | I recommend this one to all of our first-time buyers. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1447 | It was owned by a little young lady from Pasadena. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1448 | Perfect for student drivers. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1449 | And the best part ,it runs on double A batteries. | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
1450 | The last one on the lot. Only driven by a 2-year old to day care. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1451 | ....requires no gas, but it's a real calorie burner! | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1452 | and this one is my son’s first love! | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1453 | Decorative, colorful, it holds houseplants and dirty laundry. | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
1454 | And this one has the unique ability to transport you back to your childhood. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1455 | Some clown left this as a trade-in. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1456 | Oddly enough, it’s terrible on gas. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1457 | Lowest mileage on the lot. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1458 | (Slaps roof) This bad boy packs a lot of cozy. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1459 | Yeah, but see…you’re gonna want that TruCoat. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1460 | The alternative energy source is you. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1461 | It’s a car for people looking to the future! | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1462 | No, the microchip shortage has absolutely no effect on this baby. | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
1463 | It’s a Little Mac. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1464 | Raising a child is optional for just $250,000 | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
1465 | No gas. No electricity. Happy meals. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1466 | It’s extremely fuel-efficient! | 1.3047 | 0.04514 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1467 | It is roomier than it looks. | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
1468 | This thing is fast as fuck. | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
1469 | It's a little hard to wind it up, but you save a fortune on gas. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1470 | personally, one of my favorite starter cars | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1471 | Who needs gas? Am I right? | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
1472 | And this is our most fuel efficient model right now. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1473 | This baby really gets the ladies’ attention. | 1.3039 | 0.06198 | 102 | 80 | 13 | 9 |
1474 | If I throw in a windshield, would you sign a contract today? | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1475 | You’ll love the fuel efficiency | 1.3039 | 0.04983 | 102 | 73 | 27 | 2 |
1476 | Well, this is the only thing we have available for immediate delivery. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1477 | No credit? No license? No problem. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1478 | Only one owner. Low mileage.Traded in by some Bozo from the Bronx. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1479 | It's powered by fruit snacks and imagination! | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1480 | Sir, we want you to feel young again. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1481 | Now here's a classic. Every guy wanted one of these in the 80s. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1482 | Ya never forget your first set a wheels | 1.3034 | 0.06667 | 89 | 70 | 11 | 8 |
1483 | And this is our Economy Model for those who can pedal rapidly! | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1484 | This is our latest model, for the child at heart | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1485 | We just got this in from the clown college. It's seats five. | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
1486 | Is bio degradable, flamable and serves as a burial coffin | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1487 | Can you handle the joystick? | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1488 | The all new Volkswagen Golf. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1489 | This might be more affordable. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1490 | Motor not included. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1491 | In my 30 years, I’ve never seen a used car in better condition. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1492 | Hybrid? No, more of a “YouGo”. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1493 | It was owned by five old clowns who only drove it around in circles. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1494 | It comes with pedals, in case gas prices go up again. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1495 | It’s powered by Mac and Cheese. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1496 | It’s a great car for someone who wants to be alone | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1497 | It gets amazing mileage, downhill. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1498 | Not only does it get great mileage, it’s likely to be seen! | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1499 | Before you say anything, let me tell you about the gas mileage. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1500 | It ain’t pretty, but the gas mileage is unbelievable! | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1501 | You must admit -- the color makes it eye-catching. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1502 | Only 31 miles. Formerly owned by Barbie. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1503 | It runs on 4 triple A's. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1504 | This baby will take you back to your glory days! | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1505 | They say you can hand it down for generations. | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1506 | You have the option to add a roof rack. | 1.3014 | 0.07475 | 73 | 58 | 8 | 7 |
1507 | It runs on optimism, if you can find any. | 1.3014 | 0.07216 | 73 | 57 | 10 | 6 |
1508 | It's our only "sidewalk legal" model. | 1.3014 | 0.05749 | 73 | 52 | 20 | 1 |
1509 | On the bright side, it has very low emissions. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1510 | It will bring out the kid in you | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1511 | Add a red nose, ten friends, and it'll be perfect. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1512 | On the plus side, it makes sure you’ll get in your 10,000 steps! | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1513 | It's only been driven by a five year old. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1514 | Millennial eh? I’ve got just the right one for you! | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1515 | with this push pedal you will save so much on gas! | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1516 | It's the only thing I have in your price range." | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1517 | And, of course, parking is never a problem. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1518 | Guaranteed to never have engine trouble. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1519 | It almost drives itself... | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1520 | This classic evokes nostalgia while saving you money on gas. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1521 | I like to call this one Elon Musk’s greatest fear… well besides unions and accountability | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1522 | Sometimes to move forward, we have to look back | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1523 | The seats are waterproof too. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1524 | A Great Family Car | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1525 | And if the battery runs down, it easily converts to a pushcart! | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1526 | And, how many clowns does it come with? | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1527 | Oh, the price? Fisher. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
1528 | It’s our Play Hard Legs Work Really Hard model. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1529 | Zero emissions as it doesn’t require gas or electricity! | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1530 | The squeaker in the horn was just replaced. | 1.3009 | 0.05745 | 113 | 88 | 16 | 9 |
1531 | You’ll never complain of gas prices again. | 1.3009 | 0.05745 | 113 | 88 | 16 | 9 |
1532 | Not only is it electric, there's a lawn mower attachment. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1533 | It seats the driver and 32 clowns. | 1.3000 | 0.06787 | 90 | 72 | 9 | 9 |
1534 | Beats walking! | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1535 | The last used model. Only has 1,000 steps on it. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1536 | ...and you can pay with toy money. | 1.3000 | 0.06276 | 100 | 79 | 12 | 9 |
1537 | And we’re sweetening the deal with insurance for knee replacement surgery! | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1538 | Eco friendly design for ages three to ninety three. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1539 | We deliver them in your school colors with no waiting. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1540 | If you can sell this, you can sell anything. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1541 | It's a great starter car if your son isn't worried about being cool | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1542 | It’s a classic choice—and the only fuel you need is in juice boxes! | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1543 | Zero fuel consumption, zero electricity. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1544 | Mileage and emissions vary depending on what you last ate. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1545 | It's zero-emissions, and it gets 100 miles per pair of shoes." | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1546 | And in your price range, we have this nice little low mileage compact. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1547 | It's the only one we have in color. | 1.2990 | 0.06246 | 97 | 76 | 13 | 8 |
1548 | This one’s had a single owner, very low mileage. Traded it in when she realized she could walk. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1549 | As you can see it just screams FUN ... | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1550 | With gas prices through the roof, our tie-in with McDonald's Happy Meals will let us afford out-of-state tuition. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1551 | It’s not fast, it’s not comfortable, but the fuel efficiency can’t be beat! | 1.2990 | 0.05112 | 97 | 70 | 25 | 2 |
1552 | The ultimate drive. You don’t need gas or electric. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1553 | Well, it is a classic. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1554 | Of course, if you really want to go eco, there's only one choice.... | 1.2990 | 0.06246 | 97 | 76 | 13 | 8 |
1555 | This little number never left the previous owner's driveway. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1556 | Hey at least you can't get a DUI in this baby and no need ever to bring it into the mechanic. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1557 | The best part? It doesn’t have room for passengers. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1558 | You supply the energy,not the fuel! | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1559 | You will remember this prequel to the Smart Car.... | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1560 | At 5,280 steps to the mile you’ll find it very economical. | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1561 | We gotta make this quick, my son’s napping. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1562 | Now this baby...wait, where't the baby go? | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1563 | Our bestseller. It runs on willpower. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1564 | Nothing will make you look younger than this baby right here | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1565 | It's the latest in energy efficiency... | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1566 | Leg room? Are you kidding me?! This baby can comfortably seat up to fourteen clowns. | 1.2979 | 0.06387 | 94 | 74 | 12 | 8 |
1567 | This is our new eco friendly model series | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1568 | It has one owner, it never left the yard and it's a great way to get your steps in | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1569 | Just make sure that you're wearing shoes. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1570 | Now this model is the A la Cart. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1571 | This colored model comes with all pedal drive | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
1572 | This beauty is the type of car you can pass down to your grandkids. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1573 | All you'll need is a new pair of running shoes. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1574 | AA, not AAA. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1575 | 'Vroom! Vroom! Listen to that engine purr. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1576 | This little beauty has literally no mileage on it. Two, three hundred yards, tops. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1577 | And it's great for the environment. | 1.2970 | 0.06221 | 101 | 80 | 12 | 9 |
1578 | No More Gas | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1579 | And this is the newToyota Pre-K. It comes with a four year supply of crayons. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1580 | A real family vehicle, Sir. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1581 | It’s an early model, but continues to stand the test of time | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1582 | It’s more about the basics. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1583 | The waiting list is eighteen months. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1584 | Only seats one but think of the mileage. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1585 | Aside from some goldfish crumbs, a few questionable stains, and a sticky steering wheel, she's in pristine condition. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1586 | If you can drive her off the lot, she’s yours. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1587 | ....and it's so easy to find in any parking lot. | 1.2966 | 0.05556 | 118 | 92 | 17 | 9 |
1588 | Our finest car, the Fisher Price 5000. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1589 | The boss wants us to really push these. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1590 | You said you wanted the best mileage! | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
1591 | This is more in your price range. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1592 | This sporty model will make you feel young, again. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1593 | For a more affordable option, I can show you our tricycles." | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1594 | This was your first car. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1595 | It’s Elon’s new “retro” Tesla. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1596 | All the cool kids are driving these. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1597 | This little baby drives like a Dreamsicle. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1598 | It’s not used, it’s preschool owned. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1599 | It's the most gas efficient car in the lot! | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1600 | It comes with a three-year warranty and free candy. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1601 | This one you can get under MSRP—unless you want windows. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1602 | ...and this baby's a steal with no mileage, plenty of headroom and minimal trips back and forth to the local playground! | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1603 | It may look small, but think about how much you'll save on gas. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1604 | Kid just traded this in... low miles. | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1605 | The previous owner brought it in about about four owies ago. | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1606 | And because it's a clean air vehicle you can use the carpool lane. | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1607 | I'll throw in the propeller. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1608 | The previous owner only drove it to and from Sunday school. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1609 | This cozy coupe only had one owner who never took it out of the driveway. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1610 | Now this little beauty is the only model we have to suit your credit score | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1611 | Ya know, with gas prices what they are… | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1612 | This is our most environmentally friendly model but you will need someone to push. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1613 | I’ll let you have it for 7 rookie cards and 3 pog slammers | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1614 | Environmental bragging rights come free with this push-pedal-power beauty! | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1615 | No emissions because feet. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1616 | And with this model back seat driving is an impossibility | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1617 | Stylish and fuel efficient. Perfect for your 18 mo. + on the go.” | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1618 | You'll be the envy of every child in the neighborhood when you peddle up in this baby. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1619 | Well, how fast can you run from zero-to-sixty? Because that's your answer. | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
1620 | The upside is the low mileage. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1621 | And THIS: for the carefree and young at heart. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1622 | This one is part of our green initiative, it runs on man power. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1623 | It also gives you a really good workout! | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1624 | When you buy a minivan from us,we throw in this for free. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1625 | Alas, you did ask for something cheap. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1626 | Your mileage may vary depending on whether you’re wearing Guccis or Timberlands | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1627 | Due to escalating gas prices, this car is making quite a comeback. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1628 | And this model combines all the latest trends: #vanlife, #tinyhouse, and the unstoppable downfall of the middle class into poverty. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1629 | What do I have to do to get your baby behind the wheel of this baby? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1630 | It’s a real steal, the previous owner grew right out of it! | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1631 | It’s perfect for a young family. | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1632 | It was only driven to church on Sundays by a little kindergartener. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1633 | Best fuel economy. | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1634 | It’s eco friendly | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1635 | And it comes with a very long extension cord. | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
1636 | It's mileage per primary color is unrivaled. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1637 | ...and it gets 4000 steps per mile! | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1638 | It's great on gas, runs well and, if you buy it today, it comes with a toddler | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
1639 | This one has an undeniable je ne sais quoi. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1640 | This compact model has outstanding fuel efficiency | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1641 | I’ll throw in the self drive mode for free!! | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
1642 | Would you like to test drive? | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1643 | It’s no EV, but you won’t be spending any money on gasoline. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1644 | Besides the thousands in savings, this baby is guaranteed to restore that youthful feeling! | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1645 | TrumpMobile | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
1646 | It's not only fuel efficient but it makes parallel parking a breeze. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1647 | Here's our most economic model - no gas or electricity needed! (How're your feet?) | 1.2929 | 0.06300 | 99 | 79 | 11 | 9 |
1648 | And it qualifies for both state and federal clean air rebates! | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1649 | One careful owner. Zero emissions! | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1650 | Here is an eco-friendly vehicle that fits in your budget | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1651 | This model is most popular among customers aged 29-45 months. | 1.2927 | 0.05382 | 123 | 96 | 18 | 9 |
1652 | Just take it. The former guy left it here. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1653 | Your inner child would love this. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1654 | Our cheapest used car on the lot at $7,500,!!plus tax,tag,title,dealer fee,maintenance contract,tire warranty,and dealer add ons. You can scoot this home for $35,500! | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1655 | Perfect for your midlife crisis, I guarantee you’ll feel younger | 1.2925 | 0.05990 | 106 | 84 | 13 | 9 |
1656 | Now, this one is beyond electric. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1657 | Comes with a bell and a whistle. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1658 | Bumper repairs are really cheap... | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1659 | It takes you back to your childhood. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1660 | It was owned by a toddler who just used it around the backyard. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1661 | Now here is a car that will make you feel young again. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1662 | With gas prices this high, how can you afford not to buy it? | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1663 | Its MPG varies as a function of diaper size. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1664 | Less than one mile on her. The original owner only used it to go back and forth to the kitchen. | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
1665 | This is our most basic model. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1666 | « You’ll save big on gas » | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1667 | It comes in any color you want as long as it is red and yellow. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1668 | Instead of a sunroof, it has a retractable floor. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1669 | Lemme get the handle and I'll push you around the block. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1670 | If you are looking for eco-efficiency, look no further! | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1671 | You can ditch your Peloton for this ultimate green machine. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1672 | And THIS is our most environmentally-friendly car. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1673 | On the other hand, you'll save a ton in gas. | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1674 | It might not go very fast, but it gets great gas mileage. | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1675 | This is the hottest model on the market. We have an 18 month waiting list … you may want to put your order in now. | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1676 | And this one runs on air… ! | 1.2907 | 0.06793 | 86 | 69 | 9 | 8 |
1677 | It's easy to find in the super market parking lot. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1678 | The banana has nothing to do with how it handles. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1679 | You don't need a Lambo to get a lot of attention. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1680 | This model will bring you back to a time when you didn’t have to worry about everything. | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1681 | I'll have to speak to my manager's three-year-old son. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1682 | It's so expensive because it's actually safe for kids to drive. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1683 | It’s the latest Flintstone model | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1684 | One careful owner. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1685 | The convertible roof is extra. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1686 | No credit? No problem. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1687 | As the previous owner proved, it's actually quite roomy and fits a limitless number of clowns | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1688 | And under the floorboard, four hamsters on a treadmill. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1689 | This one has low mileage. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1690 | It takes 2 D-batteries. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1691 | If it's just a minor mid-life crisis, then this should work. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1692 | You're right, the new Apple iCar is not everything we'd hoped for. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1693 | …and if you want to get serious about your carbon footprint… | 1.2899 | 0.07473 | 69 | 55 | 8 | 6 |
1694 | Finally, you can park in Times Square and run to Macy's. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1695 | Be your own designated driver. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1696 | No issues with car chip shortage here sir! | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1697 | This one isn’t for sale. This one is mine. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1698 | This is a great first car and it's cozy too! | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1699 | This eco car is good for the environment but bad on the legs | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1700 | You’ll save hundreds on gas! | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1701 | …and it’s a real baby magnet! | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1702 | No expensive fill ups and pedeling is great exercise! | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1703 | This one's our most eco-friendly | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1704 | At $27,000 plus new pedals, you can't beat it! | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1705 | This is the first self-driving model. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1706 | This baby right here is going to take you back to the thrill of first getting behind the wheel. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1707 | I’ve got a 3 year old who wants it, but she has to work on financing | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1708 | Now this one takes fuel efficiency to a whole new level. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1709 | It had only one owner, an only child, used mainly in the basement playroom. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1710 | Gas prices won't affect this little beauty | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1711 | It runs on kale , kombucha and dashed hope. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1712 | The prior owner was very attached to it. He cried when he realized it wasn’t his anymore. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1713 | The last owner was real gentle; she only took it down the street and back. | 1.2885 | 0.06061 | 104 | 83 | 12 | 9 |
1714 | . . . and the fresh air is priceless! | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1715 | And this beauty is both gas-free AND electric-free! | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1716 | The previous owner was prone to accidents. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1717 | It comes standard with removable floor and a handle on the back for controlled push rides. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1718 | They don't make 'em like this anymore. No gas required, no safety features | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1719 | This one features our ‘I’m a big boy’ trim package . | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1720 | And you have to see the chocolate egg it comes out of. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1721 | The driveway is your highway! Pretend-commute to your home office and catch up on those podcasts... | 1.2875 | 0.06934 | 80 | 64 | 9 | 7 |
1722 | It’s you! | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1723 | You like the Flintstones? Then you’ll love this bad boy. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1724 | It has room for yourself and 18 clowns. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1725 | And just look at the headroom! | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
1726 | This baby has only one indoor mile on it. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1727 | Low miles, high MPG, and only driven by the cutest little peanut. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1728 | And it also comes in black and white. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1729 | They're not all budget busters Bob! | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1730 | The parking options are ideal. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1731 | The previous owner is a retiree in Florida who used it to try to overthrow American democracy. | 1.2872 | 0.06527 | 94 | 76 | 9 | 9 |
1732 | Yabba Dabba Doo! | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1733 | It's our most popular vintage model, the kids will just love it. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1734 | The best part is you’ll never have to worry about the microchips shortage with this classic car. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1735 | Great first car for your son. Tons of safety features. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1736 | All the cool kids have one! | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1737 | Trust me, this coupe will attract the young ladies. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1738 | It's great for commuting if you work from home. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1739 | For another $20 I’ll throw in the kid. | 1.2871 | 0.06188 | 101 | 81 | 11 | 9 |
1740 | This beauty fits your budget and is great for the environment. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1741 | And this, sir, is our midlife crisis model | 1.2871 | 0.06346 | 101 | 82 | 9 | 10 |
1742 | I mean with current gas prices it’s the only true economy class these days | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1743 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2870 | 0.06036 | 108 | 87 | 11 | 10 |
1744 | El gran cambio | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1745 | This one has only 1.5 miles on it | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1746 | Announces to the world that you are comfortable with your maturity. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1747 | Great for beginner drivers. | 1.2870 | 0.05891 | 108 | 86 | 13 | 9 |
1748 | This fits your budget, and ... you have no manhood issues, right? | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1749 | This is our Environmentally Conscious Consumer .. Build up those muscles and you get Zero Emission and Save on Gas. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1750 | And when you get it up to fifty mile per hour, it automatically turns into a convertible. | 1.2857 | 0.06683 | 84 | 67 | 10 | 7 |
1751 | It’s great for short commutes on sunny Spring days with zero traffic. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1752 | I promise it'll make you feel forty years younger. | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1753 | Www | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1754 | It’s all analog. No problem with chip shortages. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1755 | Batteries not included | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1756 | Simply put this model is the car of the future. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1757 | We call it The Flintstone and it will save you a ton on gas. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1758 | This baby is ready to awkwardly push home today! | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1759 | This is our new Flintstone model." | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1760 | It's perfect for fellas trying to re-capture their youth. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1761 | By the way,it's tankless. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1762 | The previous owner got sent to time out. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1763 | No, I wish it did come in a flat black. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1764 | It’s extremely affordable. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1765 | It's a win - win on gas. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1766 | ‘You look like a retro kinda guy!” | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1767 | And it's the only one in your price range! | 1.2857 | 0.07362 | 77 | 63 | 6 | 8 |
1768 | It's the economy Tesla...runs on AAA batteries. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1769 | This is our most popular model at your price point. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1770 | Ronald McDonald traded it in when he bought a new all electric SUV. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1771 | People really slow down and take notice when they see this on the road. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1772 | One owner, low mileage, seating for two children, and 14 clowns. | 1.2857 | 0.07377 | 70 | 56 | 8 | 6 |
1773 | So this model is perfect for your price range | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1774 | Now it’s no Ford Thunderbird, but this one’ll really take you back! | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1775 | Only comes in two colors... yellow and red or red and yellow. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1776 | It was driven by a little young lady from Pasadena. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1777 | The latest in EV. And it only takes 3 triple A batteries. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1778 | Fits your budget | 1.2843 | 0.04700 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1779 | you pay extra because your mother-in-law won't fit! | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1780 | ....and it doesn't use any gas. | 1.2843 | 0.06290 | 102 | 83 | 9 | 10 |
1781 | Plus, it's comes with a bumper to bumper warranty of 50,000 miles or until you hit your growth spurt. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1782 | You asked for something affordable with low gas mileage. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1783 | Runs on shoe leather, no maintenance costs unless the wheels fall off, and to top it off Elon Musk won't tweet about it. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1784 | It's the only car on the lot under $30K... | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1785 | With inflation, this is the only car that you can afford. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1786 | Sweet ride. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1787 | Yes, pedals are included in the list price. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1788 | Your ex-wife says this will pull what you want. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
1789 | Imagine what you’ll save in oil changes alone. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1790 | ...and it's allowed on all golf courses but Augusta. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1791 | Yes, I can throw in floor mats and a Lunchables™️“ | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1792 | Stay on the sidewalk with this chick magnet... | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1793 | This one's a literal babe magnet. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1794 | Clown suit is free. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1795 | Previous Owner said he loved it! But just needed something bigger. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1796 | Being highly visible increases its safety profile. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1797 | Is it smart? Is it dumb? Does anyone care anymore? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1798 | Tesla’s new Ronald McDonald model lacks safety features, but the colors are to die for! | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1799 | It’s Elon Musk’s latest: ‘Twitter. | 1.2840 | 0.07079 | 81 | 66 | 7 | 8 |
1800 | It’s our highest mileage car. But it only goes downhill. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1801 | No fool in’ it’s the greenest model we sell | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1802 | It fits your budget,as well as your preferred color scheme. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1803 | Our 5 step leasing will get you 5 feet. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1804 | And this puppy is the crown jewel of your price range. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1805 | now remember, it’s all about the smiles per hour | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1806 | It's the most low-maintenance vehicle in the lot! | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1807 | It makes a statement. It says "I'm going golfing now." | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1808 | I get it, owning a gas-powered car is costly these days. So, what do I have to yabba-dabba-do to send you home in this beauty today? | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
1809 | The kids are gonna love it. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
1810 | With this model, you can one-up people who brag they drive a stick. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1811 | And the small wheel drive is standard. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1812 | A pair of sneakers is standard equipment. | 1.2828 | 0.04771 | 99 | 72 | 26 | 1 |
1813 | Since the pandemic it’s the only new car we have in stock. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1814 | Best of all, no gasoline bills. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1815 | Plus, it has low, low miles! | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1816 | It's easy on the gas and your kids will love it! | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1817 | And, it’s got low mileage; a 10 year old only drove it up and down the driveway. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1818 | And this is the SPAV, or Self Propelled Autonomous Vehicle, a muscle car with zero carbon footprint. | 1.2826 | 0.06617 | 92 | 75 | 8 | 9 |
1819 | The previous owner peddled off in a Huff! | 1.2826 | 0.04720 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1820 | It's all electric and holds up to 150 clowns. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1821 | You said you wanted something compact and fuel efficient. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1822 | You will have years of fun after the 1 hour nightmare assembly. | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1823 | You'll never need to worry about gas prices again. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1824 | With today’s gas prices, we are highly recommending this model…. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1825 | Unlike other dealership, we include floor mats | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1826 | Its the perfect car for the recent gas hikes. Runs on foot power. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1827 | This one screams second childhood, don't ya think." | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1828 | I can let you pedal this home today. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1829 | You actually control how fast it goes. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1830 | Or, if you prefer to go Analogue”… | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1831 | Zero emissions! | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1832 | It might look small, but most first-time parents pick it as their first car. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1833 | A true zero-emission vehicule classic. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1834 | On the plus side, it’s zero emissions. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1835 | She’s such a beauty our cartoonist gave her color! | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1836 | My son has one; he won't let anyone else drive it. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1837 | A one owner, eco friendly vehicle only driven to the playground on Saturdays. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1838 | With gas prices on the rise is the most economical option | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1839 | This is our most affordable self-driving model. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1840 | They don't make them like they used to | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1841 | With your budget, it's either this or a pogo stick. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1842 | This beauty is a modern take on a vintage classic. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1843 | This economy car is our Flintstone model. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1844 | One previous owner; only ten thousand inches on the clock | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1845 | It runs on self generated power, making it both health and cost effective. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1846 | This one runs on calories. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
1847 | A guaranteed babe magnet - makes the desire to mother you irresistible. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1848 | The milage and the car speed was kept low by the last owner | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1849 | … and this is the microchip free model. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1850 | This one was driven by a little kid, he only drove in his driveway. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1851 | Its slow but you'll save time using the sidewalks | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1852 | You got kids? They're gonna love this one. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1853 | And,no rust! | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1854 | The brakes take some getting used to. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1855 | On this one we offer a 5-mile/50,000-year warranty. | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
1856 | I drive one of these myself. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1857 | You want to meet girls? This is the ultimate chick magnet. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1858 | Just one owner! Ronald McDonald. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1859 | This one is for when you are a big boy | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1860 | It's designed to reduce road rage. People will be laughing too hard to get mad at you. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1861 | It’s a great option for downhill road trips! | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1862 | And here we have the new Apple Car! | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1863 | And then of course we have our high visibility 100% electric car. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1864 | Throw in the See N Say and you got yourself a deal! | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1865 | It does a head-snapping zero to sixty. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1866 | Within your budget, we can get you into this sharp low-mileage vehicle! | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
1867 | Gas? Electric? The future is pedals, Don. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1868 | Coincidentally the previous owner was a millennial also. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1869 | That’s the beauty part of this little beauty. No room for the wife. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1870 | This is the Tesla model T-wittter | 1.2800 | 0.05220 | 75 | 54 | 21 | 0 |
1871 | This model is the perfect answer to your concerns about fossil fuels and you are assured to get a minimum of 10,000 steps a day.... | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1872 | How can I get you in this car today? | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
1873 | The price is right and you won't believe the gas mileage. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1874 | This one is MINT - the previous owner never even took her off the driveway! | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1875 | This one's a great for zipping around town or just ramming your Dad's legs while he makes you lunch. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1876 | If you finance with us, I'll throw in a windshield. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
1877 | And here's our best seller for the Gen-x driver with a mid-teen crisis. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1878 | Just imagine how much you will save on gas!! | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1879 | This model has been very popular with customers experiencing quarter-life crises. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1880 | The previous owner was a late-bloomer. | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1881 | This little baby's guaranteed to make you feel young again. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
1882 | It’s the original Smartcar. Everything old is new again. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1883 | This one’s got juice. The boxes are in the trunk. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1884 | Great for new drivers. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1885 | One previous owner, only three years old. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
1886 | They go from 0 to 20 before you know it. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1887 | The car speaks for itself. Unfortunately, it will tell everyone you're driving it. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1888 | To be honest, I hate the colors... can we just have black and white ! | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1889 | At your price point, this is the best I can do. You have a decent pair of shoes? | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
1890 | The previous owner couldn’t pay the lease | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1891 | It's a Ronald McDonald reject. | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
1892 | This folds into a golf bag. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1893 | This is about it, in your price range. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1894 | This car will make you feel 20 years younger | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1895 | It’s what all the kids are driving these days. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1896 | If you buy today, we'll throw in a pair of running shoes. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1897 | It comes in all the primary colors. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1898 | with installments payable in crayons, candy, or bitcoin | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1899 | It really lets others know where you stand politically | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
1900 | It may not look like much, but this puppy scoots. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1901 | Don’t let the color fool you - this is as green as they get! | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1902 | Just turn off the radio when you go uphill. | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1903 | Yeah,just one owner... | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1904 | Gets even better mileage than a Geo Metro. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1905 | Or if color really matters to you, we have this one. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1906 | This is the answer when it comes to miles per cookie" | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1907 | It's the only thing we have under $15K | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1908 | Perk: You don't need a driver's license. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1909 | This one has 257 original miles. The owner only pedaled it back and forth to daycare. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1910 | This one will really make you feel young again. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1911 | One owner, a little girl who only drove it on Sundays. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1912 | We're going for nostalgia this year. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1913 | We're making cars great again with the new hottest model, "The Trumpster." | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1914 | We're going for the golfing demographic. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1915 | If you just wait 30 years it will be worth a fortune | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1916 | It’s eco friendly and you don’t have to worry about charging. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1917 | Perfect for parking just about anywhere | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1918 | let’s take her for a spin | 1.2778 | 0.07192 | 72 | 58 | 8 | 6 |
1919 | What will it take to get you vroom vrooming today? | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1920 | It rivals Tesla’s carbon footprint, and if you order today, we can guarantee delivery in mid-2023. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1921 | The previous owner only drove it around the culdesac | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1922 | zero to 60 in, well, it's not getting to 60 | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1923 | Gas prices are no problem here. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1924 | It runs on three triple A’s! | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1925 | Who knew the Flintstones were the future, not the Jetsons. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1926 | Our lowest emission model -- Fisher-Price | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1927 | Very eco. It runs on human electricity | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1928 | This is a next generation vehicle. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1929 | I think we can both agree: this is not your father's automobile. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1930 | It was previously owned by fifteen old lady clowns. | 1.2771 | 0.06708 | 83 | 67 | 9 | 7 |
1931 | No engine problems. Guaranteed. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1932 | What it lacks in speed it makes up for in child hood memories! | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1933 | Best of all, instead of a touchscreen, it comes with an Etch A Sketch! | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1934 | It’s our most affordable model. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1935 | Our first model in full color, and you can walk it off the lot today. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1936 | Do you want it in a paper bag? | 1.2771 | 0.06708 | 83 | 67 | 9 | 7 |
1937 | This model sits one adult. I call it, “The Introvert’s Dream”. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1938 | It used to be owned by Jon Voight. | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
1939 | Best rated car for environmental emissions on the market today. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1940 | We believe this new Toy-ota prototype will be a big hit with the millennials. | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1941 | And, Fred, it has a remaining warranty of six pair of Birkenstocks | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1942 | This is our “Young At Heart” model. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1943 | This is where we start, at $45,000. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1944 | And with plastic, you'll never have to worry about supply chain issues. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1945 | I’ll have to run it by Wilma first. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1946 | The car is red, yellow and Green” | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1947 | . “Its a low mileage beauty. He only drove It to pre-school.” | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1948 | Talk about fun to drive! | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1949 | It's the new MAGA Coupe from Trump Motors | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1950 | It gets eight driveways to the juicebox. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1951 | Only a four-year-old vehicle. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1952 | That's Vibrant, our 2023 Recession Model | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1953 | Now, here's a classic economy car for any economy. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1954 | Here's something under $10K... | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1955 | This one doesn't use gas. It's alegtrick. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1956 | and this one runs on juice boxes! | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1957 | It was very popular with the Flintstone and Rubble families.... | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1958 | -Ronald McDonald used to own it. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1959 | Best in class for small off-road. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1960 | It fits tall clowns. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1961 | No sports car will make you feel this young again. | 1.2759 | 0.06679 | 87 | 71 | 8 | 8 |
1962 | Great way to save money on gas by using your feet | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1963 | "Now, am I right or am I right?!" | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1964 | It is completly eco-friendly. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1965 | And you won’t believe the gas mileage on this one. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1966 | It's perfect if you get sucked into a Bugs Bunny cartoon! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1967 | She's really gas efficient, but you might get bugs in your mouth. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
1968 | It’s eco-friendly, and in your budget. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1969 | No, we did not turn back the odometer. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1970 | The manufacturer's CEO is working on a hostile takeover of Mad Libs. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1971 | It'll make you look ten- um, twenty years younger. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1972 | One owner and she only drove it to the circus on Sunday. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1973 | This one is equipped with indoor/ outdoor push start capability. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1974 | Until your drunk driving charges commute. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1975 | It will be a kid's game to get the loan approval | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
1976 | Classic style, great horsepower | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
1977 | Unlike the older models, this has two cupholders. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1978 | It's a real babe-mobile. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1979 | Cinch to park, can't beat the mileage! | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1980 | And this is still our best selling model | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1981 | This nifty urban EV comes with a fifty foot extension cord. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1982 | This is our less intelligent model. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1983 | You're a Social Worker at a not-for-profit NGO, right? It fits your image and your salary! | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1984 | And it's even more environmentally friendly than an electric car. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1985 | A customer was going through a mid-toddler crisis, and just traded her in for a Big Wheel. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1986 | No wonder you were late for our appointment. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1987 | This is our Clown model. It seats 8 but drives a little funny. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1988 | The last owner picked up a lot of girls, and is doing a lot of time. | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1989 | This one uses your phone's battery - perfect for apartment dwellers. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1990 | You can park anywhere. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1991 | Now here’s a cozy model, 30 feet per minute… | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1992 | Great mileage? Sure. The real beauty is when it dies, fold it up and put it to the curb with your other recyclables. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
1993 | Only driven on weekends by a very young lady. | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
1994 | I assure you, it is street legal sir. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1995 | … then you’ll love our Work From Home Commuter. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1996 | This one, you might notice, is a little different. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1997 | This one here comes with an optional toeing package... | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1998 | Imagine the possibilities. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1999 | You want to project real confidence? Show up in this baby at the next tailgate party. | 1.2738 | 0.06636 | 84 | 68 | 9 | 7 |
2000 | Excellent gas mileage and never a spot of rust | 1.2738 | 0.06636 | 84 | 68 | 9 | 7 |
2001 | It's our newest model. It comes with its own juice holder and seat belt for the teddy bear. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2002 | Guaranteed to make you feel younger | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2003 | It did great in the crash tests. | 1.2738 | 0.06636 | 84 | 68 | 9 | 7 |
2004 | Our Russian MacD-model,not selling it there anymore | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2005 | And here's one of our more nostalgic models . . . | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2006 | Yes, it's an EV, but batteries aren't included. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2007 | The Pros: It's good on miles per gallon and Instagram likes. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2008 | Best gas mileage around! | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2009 | Our most eco friendly model is made out of recycled plastic bottles. | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
2010 | It’s our most environmentally friendly model. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2011 | it's cheap | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2012 | Imagine yourself going places in this. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2013 | And this one, Mr. Barnum, comfortably seats 87 | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2014 | ...and as you get moving, the power steering improves remarkably. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2015 | This model is very popular at Mar-a-Lago | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2016 | No other car will make you feel this young again. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2017 | This is it unless you want to up your price to more than $20. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2018 | Elon Musk has this very same model. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2019 | It was only driven during matinees. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2020 | ....and it's quite easy to find in crowded parking lots! | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2021 | This model is is very popular with the preschool set. | 1.2727 | 0.06610 | 88 | 72 | 8 | 8 |
2022 | Limited luggage space, but it runs on Cheetos and juice boxes. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2023 | Notice the retro style here. The design hearkens back to your youth. | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
2024 | „With this car every day is leg day“ | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2025 | Our affordable vehicle with a New York budget | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2026 | An economical, eco-friendly classic that goes as fast as YOU can | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2027 | Our most fuel efficient model on the lot. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2028 | So, this is how I die. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2029 | Low miles and mostly sidewalk, some driveway. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2030 | Tesla had to scale back on R&D a bit after the acquisition | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2031 | It's very low mileage--only driven by a two-year-old to and from the playground. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
2032 | In our eco-friendly line, it doesn't run on gas or electricity. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2033 | Kind of stands out, doesn't it? | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2034 | It looks like a car. But it's so much more... | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2035 | On the other hand, it does get 100 miles to the gallon. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2036 | This thing's definitely not a gas guzzler! | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2037 | The previous owner used it to drive his parents crazy. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2038 | Shall we take this for a spin? It drives like a top. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2039 | Horsepower ,shmorsepower… this baby runs on pure oxygen. You wanna take it for a spin around the lot? | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2040 | And this baby goes from zero to one in 6.5 seconds. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2041 | I understand that you like to take things really slow | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2042 | Unfortunately the other colours have now sold out. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2043 | You'll never get a speeding ticket. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2044 | You know, Peloton based their bikes on our original design. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2045 | Sure , it's "cartoonish", but it fits the situation. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2046 | $10,000, take it or leave it. You won't find a better deal. | 1.2716 | 0.04973 | 81 | 59 | 22 | 0 |
2047 | And, I present to you, the newest, hottest model that takes manual to whole new level. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2048 | You can have crazy, outrageous sex in this car. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2049 | Something classic with low gas mileage? We’ve got just what you’re looking for. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2050 | Never been smoked in. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2051 | No, not electric, but it does need a kid. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2052 | It also comes in pink. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2053 | Our entry level model has no doors. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2054 | . . . and guaranteed to bring out the kid in you! | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2055 | Nothing even comes close to the gas mileage on this baby | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2056 | And this is the babe magnet I've been telling you about | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
2057 | And best of all, it only has 0.3 miles on it! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2058 | The price? Put it this way: you could pay it off with what’s in your change drawer. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2059 | Pre-inflation, this would’ve been a Ferrari. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2060 | You can sign over your genitals also. You won't be needing them. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2061 | Due to supply chain shortages, this is the only car in your price range. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2062 | This would be a perfect first car for your son or daughter. | 1.2698 | 0.07575 | 63 | 51 | 7 | 5 |
2063 | Legally, you can get absolutely hammered and still drive this thing. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2064 | It's a step up from a Big Wheel | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2065 | And it's electric | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2066 | Yessireebub! Just the one color combo, sure. But net zero emissions. Distance radius as far as your shoe leather will take you. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2067 | Why travel all the way to Disneyland when you could just buy this? | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2068 | And, uh, I believe this should fit your budget | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2069 | I can let you have it for a bag of marbles. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
2070 | I’d like to show you what’s under the hood, but there’s a problem” | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2071 | Trump's main transportation around Mira Largo | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2072 | Comes with a front wheel treadle--great mileage! | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2073 | I'm afraid this is all we've got left that still has manual drive. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2074 | You can have any color you want as long as it's Red and Yellow! | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2075 | Yes, it's definitely a FUN car, but the strength you'll build in your quads will be life-changing. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2076 | The odometer is turned back to 24 months. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2077 | Great mileage, and you'll get some exercise too! | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2078 | Forget the age, how does 1.2 miles in the odometer grab you ? | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2079 | You’re guaranteed to find a parking spot. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2080 | This one's been repainted. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2081 | Now, talk about emissions-free! | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2082 | This is the most popular Starter Car we have, you did say Sir this is your first car ever | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2083 | High gas prices are no problem at all with little coupe. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2084 | It's considered a mid-size in Europe. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2085 | Now,of course,clowns will be extra. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2086 | It's quite popular with the incels. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2087 | Great mileage! Just sit down and. pedal! | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2088 | Well, if you don't want to wait eight months, I have this factory fresh 1984 Tonka. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2089 | Introducing our energy efficient Prius knockoff... The Preschoolus. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2090 | It holds up to thirty clowns | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2091 | COW-DRIVEN CAR RUNS ON METHANE . | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2092 | GOT IT USED. FROM THE AMUSEMENT. PARK | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2093 | We call this one supply Chain Sam | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2094 | And this one has an anti-theft device built in. It’s hideous. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2095 | This right here is the most environmentally friendly vehicle on the lot | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2096 | Take a look at this hand me down here. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2097 | Previously driven by Ronald McDonald. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2098 | It has pedals so gas prices aren't a concern. | 1.2680 | 0.05956 | 97 | 78 | 12 | 7 |
2099 | As you asked,this is the model without any of the options. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2100 | Timeless | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2101 | It practically drives itself. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2102 | She doesn’t do well in the snow, but she gets great gas mileage! | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2103 | Clown costume and make-up are extra. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2104 | It spaciously accommodates two adults or up to 27 clowns. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2105 | It IS red. And it IS in your price range. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2106 | Trust me, the colors are the last thing people will be talking about. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2107 | It takes premium apple juice. | 1.2676 | 0.07221 | 71 | 58 | 7 | 6 |
2108 | They say this model will make you feel young again. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2109 | It also comes in gray. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2110 | Feel free to take it on a test run. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2111 | Zero carbon emissions and we’ll even throw in a pair of sneakers. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2112 | It’s become our number 1 best seller since gas prices soared | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2113 | With gas prices the way they are, you’ll be thanking me! | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2114 | And it's only previous owner was a toddler who only ever took it to snack and nap time! | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2115 | High mileage while promoting fitness - and no license required! | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2116 | Maybe we should amend the ad from "any car in part -exchange" | 1.2673 | 0.05952 | 101 | 82 | 11 | 8 |
2117 | Yes but this one's also electric and available now! | 1.2673 | 0.05952 | 101 | 82 | 11 | 8 |
2118 | We take pump prices very seriously. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2119 | I guess you could sit on your luggage... | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
2120 | Goes zero to twenty in two hours. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2121 | Keyless entry, Corinthian plastic, airless tires, sunroof optional. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2122 | Electric, yet still sporty. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2123 | Oh Firestone, Sorry, I thought you said Flinstone. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2124 | The steering wheel is a little sticky, but it's a gem! | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2125 | The previous owner only drove his 26 friends to Sunday lunch at McDonalds. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2126 | We bury lack of Plantar fasciitis insurance in the small print. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2127 | Well, if you think it's a Tesla... | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2128 | Bells and whistles are extra | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2129 | For a real drive down memory lane, may I suggest this. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2130 | And now for the economy model . . . | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2131 | Now this beauty, it was only driven by a three-year old around the pool deck. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2132 | Your children and childrens children will thank you | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
2133 | .. all the kids are driving this. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2134 | The only one we have that’s close to your budget is right over here. | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
2135 | And it saves a ton on gas prices. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2136 | This the ideal commuting car to shuttle between the bedroom and your workspace. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2137 | And it's also great for golf! | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2138 | Plenty in stock. No chip shortage. Used starting at $23,999. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
2139 | I’m not gonna lie, the wi-fi is spotty in this one, but you can’t beat the gas mileage if offers | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2140 | You'll never worry about the price of gas. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2141 | This car's bold colors will help it stand out in a multi-vehicle crash. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2142 | With inflation, this Little Tikes car is all I have in your price range. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2143 | Climate and environmentally friendly as well as fuel efficient! | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2144 | Low miles and it can hold up to 17 clowns. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2145 | Think of all the freebies you'll get at McDonalds! | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2146 | This one screams practical nostalgia, and for just under 13k it’s an absolute steal | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2147 | Here's our most popular commuter model on Capitol Hill. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
2148 | It's the car of your childhood dreams. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2149 | This would be good for a self-starter. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2150 | And the cover is gently curved for easy lifting when you're tired of pedaling. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2151 | This is one of our top fuel-efficient used cars made in America. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2152 | This is the model of the future utilizing pure organic energy. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2153 | You said you wanted something in candy apple red, sir. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2154 | This is the next level in environmental friendly tech. Fully self powered, and comes with free air, and a breeze to park. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2155 | It gets about 300 miles on a single pair of sneakers. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2156 | It runs on existential dread. | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2157 | And, here we are sir, a car within budget and eco-friendly | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2158 | This baby almost parks itself. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2159 | This is our carbon neutral option. | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2160 | It may not look it, but I guarantee you, this coupe is cozy! | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
2161 | You won’t have to worry about gas prices in this one | 1.2647 | 0.07442 | 68 | 56 | 6 | 6 |
2162 | This is the car that will Make America Great Again | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2163 | Now this model will make you feel like a kid again | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2164 | Economical, but tt only comes in red with a yellow top. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2165 | It's our most eco friendly car on the lot. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2166 | Yes, but the lack of space will prevent your daughter from using the vehicle for certain less desirable activities. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2167 | It's neither fast nor furious, but those driving behind you will quickly become angry. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2168 | You can get any colors you want as long as it is red with yellow. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2169 | It offers a more restrained midlife crisis. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2170 | With gas prices and waistlines both on the rise, this here car is the best way to combat inflation on all fronts. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2171 | It doesn't use gas, just foot power and comes with rocks! | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2172 | And in the sub-sub-compact category, you can’t beat the fuel efficiency from the 2022 Bam Bam! | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2173 | You can peddle it and park it almost anywhere?" | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2174 | Sure, you could buy a Tesla. But have you considered the Wilma? | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
2175 | Only driven on Saturdays to the park and back by a three year old. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2176 | This Herbie can go bananas. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2177 | I sense this one is you, Mr. Chuckles. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2178 | ...and it only takes 4 AA batteries | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2179 | If it runs out of fuel it’s easy to push. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2180 | The gas in the tank costs more than the car. Just warning you. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2181 | Homage to Fred and Barney! | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2182 | Retro feel, super efficient, zero carbon footprint. What's not to like? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2183 | Sporty,youthful,with lots of headroom for a tall guy such as yourself. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
2184 | It’s the last electric vehicle left on the lot. | 1.2637 | 0.06218 | 91 | 74 | 10 | 7 |
2185 | The banana top peels right off to make it a convertible. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2186 | Its ideal for getting around the block. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2187 | The options include a horn that goes beep-beep and a sippy cup holder. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2188 | If you go with the basic pedals and pass on the optional one horsepower engine, it sells for less than $20,000 before taxes and dealer prep. And you will never spend a nickel on gas either. Wouldn't you like to pedal it home today? | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2189 | Yes, she's plastic but she's recyclable. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2190 | Sorry, it doesn’t come in yellow and blue. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
2191 | This one helps you relive your childhood. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2192 | This economical, gas-free car is available for a new, low price of $30,000. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2193 | Well, I suppose it COULD be used as a golf cart. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2194 | It’s a great car for first time drivers. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2195 | It's fully autonomous; the steering wheel is just for show. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2196 | My first car, want to take it for a spin? | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2197 | this is the best hybrid that we have within your price range | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2198 | This is just out of your budget, but I had to show it to ya. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2199 | And this is our top-of-the-line, no-power vehicle. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2200 | Park anywhere, and no one will ever ask you to sign up for carpooling. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2201 | It's a two door but you'll never have to worry about gas | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
2202 | With this baby onboard your Tesla will never disappoint. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2203 | You’ll never need to drive the kids to school in a carpool | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2204 | Let me talk to my sales manager and see if we can toss in a couple of juices boxes and a binky. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2205 | It’s basically the same as owning nothing and being happy | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
2206 | If you can picture yourself driving this model, then why yes, it is self driving. | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
2207 | And it runs on you running. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2208 | bang for your buck, safe for the kids | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2209 | This is our 'not in Kansas anymore' model. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2210 | Do you like to golf? | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2211 | Your credit is great, but you still need a co-signer. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2212 | Ronald McDonald wanted an upgrade so this was his trade in | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2213 | It went from 0 to 60 in 18 years. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2214 | You might not BE young, but at least you'll FEEL young for a bit. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2215 | Tesla, Shmesla, if you're really looking for economy... | 1.2621 | 0.04568 | 103 | 77 | 25 | 1 |
2216 | Our newest green model, no gas, no battery. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2217 | This one’s about as manual as they come. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2218 | You will enjoy the exercise while saving on gas or electricity. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2219 | The new Tesla is indexed to our CEO's emotional maturity | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2220 | The most eco-friendly car ever. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2221 | What will it take to put you into one of these today? | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2222 | This model's great if you've somehow ended up with more kids than money. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2223 | The best vehicle on the market for ‘running’ errands | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2224 | Now this one is for the under-compensator. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
2225 | Nothing quite says "youthful or carefree" as this model! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2226 | We only have the base model left,however,it still comes with the self-driving feature. | 1.2615 | 0.07363 | 65 | 53 | 7 | 5 |
2227 | This sporty little model just screams 'young and active!' | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2228 | environmentally friendly and recycleable. just needs a push sometimes | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2229 | What would it take to get into this car today?... Seriously, what can we do to physically get you into this car | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2230 | After decades of R & D we finally did it! Zero carbon emissions! | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2231 | If you can overlook the crash tests, your gas mileage is incredible! | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
2232 | You look like a fun guy. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2233 | … and the airbags are made out of cotton candy! | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2234 | Why yes! We do have something in red! | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2235 | Our latest model is guaranteed to get little Timmy from A to B to C. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2236 | Yes, well … after his Twitter debacle he had to scale back some | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2237 | It’s our newest model in clean energy | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2238 | So safe you can drive this thing full speed into a brick wall and just walk away… | 1.2614 | 0.06362 | 88 | 72 | 9 | 7 |
2239 | No gas. No electricity. Just great exercise with great views. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2240 | Musk has done it again! | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2241 | And of course, upgrades are available and quite reasonable. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2242 | It's the best selling model in the world! And with these gas prices... | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2243 | It was repo’d after a lemonade stand shut down. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2244 | Don't forget to wear your pedal pushers. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2245 | ...and you don't even have to plug it in! | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2246 | Of course, this is our demo model. Low miles, full warranty, affordably priced. | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
2247 | Buy it now and I’ll throw in a pack of diapers. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2248 | And... this has an amazing gas mileage | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2249 | User friendly. My dog can operate this model. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2250 | It's very low mileage. It was only driven after naptime. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2251 | Drop the top on this bitch the hoes gone go crazy Im telling you. | 1.2609 | 0.06157 | 92 | 75 | 10 | 7 |
2252 | It’s a push start” | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2253 | Not on the base model, but the XL comes with the clowns option." | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
2254 | And because you pedal it, you don't need to pay high gas prices. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2255 | You wanted to see the base model…without all the bells and whistles? | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
2256 | I know what it looks like, but imagine how low the insurance will be | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2257 | Elon doesn’t know about this one | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2258 | For sale: baby car, never driven. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2259 | Ah yes, the cozy coupe, it goes vroom vroom | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2260 | It's the cheapest Tesla we have | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2261 | Well, here it is...the best selling car in America. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2262 | It costs less than the gas it took to drive here. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2263 | Low milage, it belonged to a group of clowns. | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
2264 | Yeah, it's a Tesla. Musk's been pretty distracted lately. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2265 | This bad boy can fit so many good memories in it! | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2266 | Its previous owner was Ronald McDonald. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2267 | It's great for toddling around town. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2268 | You’ll definitely turn a few heads | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2269 | It might be a little outside your budget, but at least it's outside the lower end, | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2270 | Why yes it does come in monochromatic. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2271 | Here we have our newest environmentally friendly model that consumes a mere 100 calories per hour. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2272 | And it shows you’re even more woke than the Tesla folk. | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
2273 | It comes in any color except black | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
2274 | It’s made in china. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2275 | Pedal power is the way to go! This beauty will save you thousands on gas and a gym membership! | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2276 | I think this model will fit all of the clowns in your family, Mr. Fizzles. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2277 | ………and it’s in color!! | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2278 | Great gas mileage! | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2279 | And here is the Tesla Truck. They had to make a few design changes to bring it into production. | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
2280 | THIS " LITTLE HONEY" DOES 0 TO 60 ON 4 AA BATTERIES | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2281 | Here is the DUI model | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2282 | I guarantee you won’t see anything like it around town. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2283 | Side curtains are an option | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2284 | It's for remote workers. Have your beer with lunch and pedal the empties out to the trash. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2285 | You can have it in any colors you want, so long as they are yellow and red | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2286 | And this one runs on AA batteries. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2287 | The last owner was an aging clown--only drove it to the circus on Sundays. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2288 | It's a Mini Coop, Flintstones style. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
2289 | Very low mileage. Only driven to the playground and back by a little old baby. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2290 | It's the new Tesla model. That Twitter deal didn't turn out so well. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2291 | I'm sorry, sir, it is not available in either black or white. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2292 | One owner! Traded it in when she started pre-school | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2293 | It was my first and most reliable car I ever owned. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2294 | The previous owner went away to college | 1.2593 | 0.06754 | 81 | 67 | 7 | 7 |
2295 | Now, if you’re looking to feel young again… | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2296 | It‘s in tip top condition, even though 20 clowns died in that accident. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2297 | It’s great for kids! | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2298 | it's the wave of the future.a peddle car, great down hill. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2299 | Just pedal your way to prosperous and environmentally sustainable future with our eco-friendliest and budget-friendliest model | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2300 | And this model doesn't use gas. Just blow on the windshield. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2301 | If you think electric is efficient, wait until you see this baby! | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2302 | Drivers of this sweet baby give it high marks for limitless speed, trips to outer space and fighting dragons. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2303 | You can literally run it into the ground! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2304 | Do you want it gift wrapped? | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2305 | And the Secretary of Transportation just bought TWO! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2306 | Hands down, you won’t find more bang for your buck. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2307 | And it once belonged to Jon Voight | 1.2588 | 0.06515 | 85 | 70 | 8 | 7 |
2308 | This one comes with a box of band aids and a case of freeze pops, too | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2309 | This model has an amazing wheel-to-door ratio | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2310 | We call it… “healing your inner child” | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2311 | Now, here's a snazzy little "retro" number, that's energy efficient and you get a work out too! | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2312 | You can relive your youth. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2313 | Seats 25! | 1.2584 | 0.06297 | 89 | 73 | 9 | 7 |
2314 | Beautifully restored, open air design, accelerates downhill... You'll be the envy of the neighborhood.. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2315 | I'll throw in the rust protection coat for free. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2316 | I'm afraid the trade-in value is purely sentimental. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2317 | The first thing you will notice is how easy the pedals are. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2318 | Kids now just do not understand cars. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2319 | You have to think youthful. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2320 | That being said, you won't find these colours on a sedan. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2321 | Kiss carpooling good-by. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
2322 | This little baby may not be Smart, but I think it fits your budget. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2323 | The mileage on this one is fantastic! | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2324 | Here's one at your price point. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2325 | And this Russian model has very low mileage. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2326 | Great mileage, no emissions, zero to sixty…never. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
2327 | No. It doesn’t come in a different color. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2328 | Really and truly, this is your best option moving forward. Sticker price is 55k, but we'll shave off $50 since you're a healthcare worker. | 1.2581 | 0.06097 | 93 | 76 | 10 | 7 |
2329 | What it lacks in size it makes up for in visibility. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2330 | Some minimal prior damage but still drives great. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2331 | She’s from back when Ronald was still driving. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2332 | You'll never worry again about the price at the pump. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2333 | This model is truly Eco-Friendly. Even better gas mileage than a Tesla! | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2334 | This says, "I'm a fun-loving guy who's not afraid of being close." | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2335 | This was once chosen as the safest clown car in America. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2336 | Like I said, these are the ONLY colors it comes in | 1.2577 | 0.06266 | 97 | 81 | 7 | 9 |
2337 | She’s only got 5 miles. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2338 | Listen rookie, you gotta sell the sizzle, not the steak, on this one. | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2339 | Imagine reliving your best years in this beauty. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2340 | It's an RV for divorcés. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2341 | And for one low price, this beauty can save you money on gas AND transport you back to the glory days of your youth! | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
2342 | Guarnateed to last 10,000 years before it breaks down. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2343 | Given your budget, I’d recommend our newest economy model. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2344 | This is the only green car that we have that's within your budget | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2345 | This is the only model we have that runs without engine. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2346 | The newest model for Home Office commuting. | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2347 | What you see is what you get; the air conditioning is free! | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
2348 | It's a lot bigger than it looks. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2349 | And I assure you,it is far more environmentally friendly than a Tesla! | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2350 | Kid-friendly AND Covid-proof! | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2351 | It's absurd, impractical, and humiliating. You'll love it. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2352 | You said you wanted something that will bring back the thrill of your youth | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2353 | Not luxurious, but it gets 5,000 miles per resole. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2354 | This is our entry point for an all electronic car. | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
2355 | And this eco-friendly model had only one previous owner! | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2356 | A lot of younger drivers prefer this model. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2357 | Sure it has no windows, but it won Best of Show at the Montessori Concours d’Elegance. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2358 | All you need is ten AAA batteries. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2359 | No gas cost. No electric bills. And best of all, no more gym fees! | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2360 | This little gem has only one previous owner and he really babied it. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2361 | Plus, he can drive it again when he’s sixteen. | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2362 | So much fun, you’ll shit your pampers! | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2363 | It's a car that grows with you. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2364 | FOR SALE: COZY COUPE. NEVER USED. But that's only because the kid threw a tantrum until his parents promised him a My First Tesla. | 1.2561 | 0.06449 | 82 | 67 | 9 | 6 |
2365 | Just don't hit any chipmunks! | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2366 | So you're interested in buying your first car? | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2367 | Our best one-owner, Ronald…what’s his name? | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2368 | six miles a gallon, but, so cute! | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2369 | This was only driven by a little old lady.... a LONG time ago! | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2370 | -sorry, comes only in this color... | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2371 | She’s low in mileage, good on gas, easy on the eyes - and your kids will love her!” | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2372 | Since you mentioned you’re buying a house, I wanted to start with something realistic for your budget | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2373 | You’d be amazed how many people this model can actually fit. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2374 | It'll get you noticed | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2375 | With the money you'll save in gas you can buy an SUV. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2376 | We call it the spine-tingler | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2377 | This is what we call 'entry level luxury'. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2378 | We call this the "Quasimodo" our hunchback model! | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2379 | 5 dollars a gallon, who cares? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2380 | .... and it can also be driven on a golf course. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2381 | With the microchip shortage Toyota has had to adapt. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2382 | Trump's used golf cart-$1M with discount. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2383 | It's the perfect car if you have kids. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2384 | Infinite fuel economy for a fraction of the price. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2385 | If you really want to "go green," this is a little small, but it is most eco-friendly model. | 1.2556 | 0.04623 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2386 | It was only driven for one year, by a little kid to preschool. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2387 | Comes loaded, including dual sippy cup holders. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2388 | And when your extended warranty runs out... | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2389 | You've got to figure everyone's nostalgic for their first car. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2390 | We might have other colors, but this is our most popular model | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2391 | It's something new that they call 'colors' | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2392 | And.....with gas prices like they are.... | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2393 | One city/two highway. | 1.2553 | 0.06225 | 94 | 78 | 8 | 8 |
2394 | Look, No Rust!!! | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2395 | It only has one pweevius owner. | 1.2551 | 0.05858 | 98 | 80 | 11 | 7 |
2396 | Low cost. Low maintenance. Low speed. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2397 | It gets special attention at the McDonalds window! | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2398 | Think of the money you'll save on gas every year. Brakes too! | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
2399 | This is our "pre-midlife crisis" model. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
2400 | The original owner was a Millennial | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2401 | It comes with a free pair of driving shoes. | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
2402 | We'll throw in the TruCoat. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2403 | Very easy to operate - a child could drive it! | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
2404 | This little beauty's got unlimited leg room. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2405 | It comes with a warranty from Barnum & Bailey. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2406 | Pre-owned, red, some miles, and no engine. Best I can do is $771/month" | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
2407 | I can let it go for $500, and I'll throw in a pair of creepers. | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2408 | And this is our latest mid-life crisis model. Nothing better to make you feel young again! | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2409 | and now THIS vehicle has four-wheel and two-leg drive | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2410 | And the first 12 clowns are included | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2411 | Due to the inventory shortage, there are no Big Wheels. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2412 | …and the roof is detachable to accommodate your golf clubs. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2413 | And this one comes in living color. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2414 | Is that the only color choice? I don | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2415 | You can really feel the wind in your hair with this baby. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2416 | Remember the selling points: parking, mileage, and second childhood. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2417 | No better cure for a midlife crisis than this one. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2418 | This new model is friendly to the millennial budget and fashionably retro | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2419 | And for our two-door options we have this 1979 vintage Little Tikes Cozy Coupe. 100% eco-friendly; kid-tested and approved. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2420 | It runs on baby formula. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2421 | Tessla has one coming out too, but at a much higher price point . | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2422 | With the price of gas not having an engine is an attractive option. | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2423 | For when you’re having a kid-life crisis. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2424 | This is our “millennial model.” It fits perfectly in your parents’ basement and comes with a free video game headset. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2425 | Very low mileage. It was only driven by 42 clowns at the circus. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2426 | It is really fuel efficient. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2427 | This model is endorsed by Fred Flinstone. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2428 | It's Retro! | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2429 | Lousy in the rain but great on gas! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2430 | People always say your first car is the one you wish you never had to give up. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2431 | Perhaps. But oh oh the places you’ll go. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2432 | Let me know if I get too pushy. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2433 | This is our A La Carte model. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2434 | "We also have it in "puke." | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2435 | You'll be one in a billion! | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2436 | This model avoids gas lines and helps your physical fitness. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2437 | You'll love the way it hugs the road. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2438 | The clown horn is sold separately | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2439 | No gas or range anxiety, all while channeling your inner child. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2440 | forgot ! | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2441 | So after he bought Twitter… | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2442 | Let’s talk rust proofing | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2443 | Would you like to buy this red and yellow toy car? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2444 | Yes, Teslas have gone "down market" some, but this is Elan Musk's newest open concept vehicle. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2445 | This is the only manual we have in stock. | 1.2529 | 0.04687 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2446 | This is a big boy car all right. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2447 | You receive one free for 500 children's menus purchased. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2448 | And here we have a three-year-old model. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2449 | Blame shrinkflation. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2450 | The Perfect Hybrid...a combination of a scooter, and a bicycle with its own helmet. Pedestrians and cars will see it coming too. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2451 | I’ll throw in the rust proofing because you seem like a nice guy. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2452 | If you're looking for a car that will make you feel younger, you've come to the right place. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2453 | This here’s a classic, iconic design that’s always cool with the youngsters. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2454 | what can I do to jam your arms and legs uncomfortably into this vehicle today? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2455 | This one here is great for the environment, and your calves | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2456 | We can’t keep them on the lot. The younger drivers just love them. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2457 | Listen --it's not a speedster, but it's got great gas mileage. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2458 | We’d make a killing if they sold an electric version of this coupe… | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2459 | Except for the plastic, it’s carbon neutral. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2460 | These things are flying off the sandlot. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2461 | This one runs on the most renewable energy there is - fun. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2462 | We call it the Cozy Coupe. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2463 | Bait-and-switch? No, this is our final Fisher-Price. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2464 | It won't outrun jumping worms, monkey pox, or inflation but it parks like a charm. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2465 | It was dipped in actual mustard and ketchup. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2466 | It’s fueled by methane from dirty diapers! | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2467 | This one's in great shape — the first owner drove it only once a week to get to her playdates. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2468 | One owner,Rudi Gekko. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2469 | It comes with two all-beef patties,special sauce,and a sesame seed bun. | 1.2526 | 0.04482 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2470 | And… WeatherTech has a new line of accessories for it. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2471 | And finally our eco-friendly model. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2472 | The last owner just rode it around the block. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2473 | We thought maybe Dorothy could drive it to the Emerald City!c | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2474 | And I can throw in rust proofing and windshield protection for only $500 more . . . | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2475 | It's a chick magnet...and sometimes an occasional duckling.. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2476 | Think how much you’ll save on gas. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2477 | It not only has great gas mileage,but will save you the cost of a gym membership too! | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2478 | This beaut is for the kid in all of us. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2479 | AAA rated for AA driving. | 1.2500 | 0.07063 | 72 | 60 | 6 | 6 |
2480 | It comes with a child car seat. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2481 | And this model comes with a splash of color. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2482 | Here's our best selling nearly indestructible model | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2483 | This was only driven by one little boy in Pasadena... | 1.2500 | 0.06536 | 80 | 66 | 8 | 6 |
2484 | It's the best-seller in its class. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2485 | Naturally it tops out at 45. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2486 | Clowns are optional | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2487 | Yes it’s 100% green. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2488 | This is our most popular millennium modal Sir. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2489 | And its 100% zero emissions. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2490 | It's Trump's new motorcade. | 1.2500 | 0.07370 | 68 | 57 | 5 | 6 |
2491 | This is Tesla's worst competition nightmare. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2492 | It gets 900 miles on a single charge, but there’s no room for a battery. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2493 | We’re aiming not just for the second childhood demographic, but also the eco-conscious, due to the lack of an engine | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2494 | No, this isn’t a Smart Car. This is a Prodigy. | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2495 | Nothing combines sport and utility like the Model-Tee. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2496 | Most economic electric.Takes only 4 flashlight batteries | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2497 | Retro design, carbon neutral, it’s a steal | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2498 | I’ll even throw in a Pez dispenser. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2499 | Guaranteed to avoid mid-life crisis! | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2500 | We call it the Bicci: Beats inflation, climate, covid, immigration. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2501 | We don't call it used. It's a hand-me-down. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2502 | The sport trim comes with a tricycle rack. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2503 | Our most fuel-efficient yet! | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2504 | It's carbon footprint depends on your sole. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2505 | Zero emissions and three sippy cup holders. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2506 | This is our most popular model for those looking for their first car. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2507 | And this little gem has a price tag of $80,000. No gas or electricity needed...operates with foot pedals, so it pays for itself! | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2508 | And wait until you see all the leg room | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2509 | This model is connected to the Mothernet, and will self drive you home in time for dinner. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2510 | . . . and we reimburse any speeding tickets. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2511 | This baby has Flintstone Drive for totally carbon-neutral propulsion. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
2512 | You’ll save a bundle on gas and get your steps in. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2513 | I know it isn’t the model we talked about, but this one’s available now. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2514 | Meet the nobrid. No gas. No battery. No plug in. No carbon. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2515 | And, if you buy two, we throw in a McDonald's franchise | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2516 | Zero emissions and you'll feel like a kid again. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2517 | She’ll go from 0 to 18 faster than you’d think. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2518 | The future is afoot. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2519 | This baby will only cost you your self respect. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2520 | You're in luck, usually you can only buy this model in Europe | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2521 | This is what you get for $20,000, windows are extra. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2522 | Well,it's great for the kids! | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2523 | One owner, crazy low miles. Lady just drove it to the kitchen and back. | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2524 | Well the only other one in your price range is the trycicle | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2525 | No, this one is all cash. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2526 | This suits your budget well, it comes with no extras | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2527 | Now, you'll really feel youthful in this baby. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2528 | And if you want fuel-efficiency... | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2529 | It gets 250 miles per pair of shoes. 300 if you wear cross trainers. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2530 | I don't like the red, either, but the blue and yellow ones are all sold out. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2531 | This snazzy model works for both teenagers and oldsters in gated communities. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2532 | This is most efficient fuel model | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2533 | I also have it in gray, if you feel this one is too flashy | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2534 | If Vladi’s price hike changed your mind on buying a gas guzzler, checkout our latest green car technology. This baby has two foot power and is completely fuel free! | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2535 | It runs on sugar-frosted cereal. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2536 | No, no, we call this alizarin crimson and cadmium chiffon. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2537 | This is our eco friendly model | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2538 | We only have 1 left in two colors. | 1.2500 | 0.07063 | 72 | 60 | 6 | 6 |
2539 | Forty-two thousand out the door. Best I can do. | 1.2500 | 0.06786 | 76 | 63 | 7 | 6 |
2540 | Some slight body work, the previous owner had a bit of road rage problem. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2541 | It’s bring your kids to work day… | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2542 | The previous owner made millions on TikTok... | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2543 | And this model comes with built-in GPS–Genuine Plasticky Shine. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2544 | This model pairs really well with with student loans. | 1.2500 | 0.07387 | 64 | 53 | 6 | 5 |
2545 | Let me show you our low emissions model | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2546 | Like new—only twelve hundred footsteps. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2547 | The electric model has a six month wait list, but you can drive the wind powered model right off the lot today! | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2548 | We accept all car trade-ins. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2549 | We call it, " The Barney Ruble. " No Gas Needed. | 1.2475 | 0.05700 | 101 | 83 | 11 | 7 |
2550 | Only driven by an aging dictator to and from the golf course” | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2551 | But just think of how much money you’ll save on gas! | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2552 | This is part of our new Flintstones range. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2553 | It's all the rage in Williamsburg. | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2554 | It's got four-wheel drive and incredible gas mileage. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2555 | You get 5 miles to a single jeer. | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2556 | Low maintenance and nostalgic styling. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2557 | A new toy for the weekends that won't break the piggy bank | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2558 | The coupe will make you feel young again. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2559 | It is spacious enough for your cat,but not the dog | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2560 | Comes with an 8-Track | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2561 | We call it "The Donald " | 1.2472 | 0.06247 | 89 | 74 | 8 | 7 |
2562 | Its carbon footprint is neutral. The actual footprint will depend on how well your children wipe their feet. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2563 | Our most eco friendly model… | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2564 | Thanks to inflation, this is all you can afford sir! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2565 | $50,000. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2566 | It's state of the art! Pedal power makes gas and electric "old school". | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2567 | 500 miles between sneaker changes. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2568 | It gets low milage, but it's 100% recycled plastic. And has zero carbon emissions. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2569 | And zero interest! | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2570 | It’s so smooth even my 2 year old can drive it. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2571 | This one had just one previous owner, a cute little baby from Pasadena. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2572 | They don't build Yugo's like this anymore! | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2573 | No, sorry it doesn’t come with clowns! | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2574 | It comes recommended by every three-year-old in New York. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2575 | The epitome of flamboyant frugality. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2576 | No chip shortage here. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2577 | It comes with a helicopter mom. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2578 | The previous owner only drove it once, then just left in the garage with the rest of their toys. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2579 | This is our more economical option | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2580 | Everyday is leg day with this baby right here! | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2581 | Now this little marvel will get you from A to B as long as it’s not raining. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2582 | And if you're as concerned about the environment as most of us are, this model is ideal: four on the floor--well, two really. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2583 | Now this one here runs on a big imagination." | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2584 | It’s got plenty of vroom | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2585 | If rust protection is a priority, then I would say you can't go wrong with this model. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2586 | No gas. No electric. Just pure pedal power! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2587 | It's prominently featured in Transformer Daycare. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2588 | Well, we can’t accept ANY trade-in | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2589 | Here we have the Yabba Dabba Doo. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2590 | the young girls really dig this! | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2591 | At only $45,000 it is the best deal on the lot! | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2592 | The previous owner was a contortionist. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2593 | And the kicker? It’s only got 35 feet on the odometer! | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2594 | It comes with EZ Pass and a box of Animal Crackers | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2595 | The package includes free air conditioning. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2596 | It's the ultimate in ecars. Runs on AAA batteries. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2597 | Based on the budget you’ve given me, this might be more in your price range. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2598 | Great beginner vehicle | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2599 | It's economical, safe, built to last, and top speed is completely up to you. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2600 | Only driven by a little boy to church on Sundays. | 1.2466 | 0.05080 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2601 | Perfect for the modern mid-life crisis. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2602 | Three diapers highway, four city. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2603 | Now this baby will eliminate your fuel bill AND your body fat at the same time! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2604 | Only driven once a week to the playground by a four year old” | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2605 | Yes, Roger Rabbit did own this vehicle but I assure you…. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2606 | This is our retro option. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2607 | It's called "The Vasectomy" | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2608 | The color options are limited, but you can choose between an odometer or a Fitbit. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2609 | I'm told that this one goes "beep beep vroom". | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2610 | Do I have the ride that will make you feel young again! | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2611 | If you're looking for clean energy on a budget, have I got the machine for you... | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2612 | Low mileage, since the previous owner traded it in for a Big Wheel. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2613 | And we have plenty of these...no computer chips! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2614 | The new Tesla. Connected to Twitter automatically. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2615 | You can get any colors you want, as long as they are red and yellow." | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2616 | Our fastest bestseller hybrid! | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2617 | This is a car, a smol car | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2618 | This is our entry-level model. It has two cylinders and no air conditioning. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2619 | If you prefer, we also have a compact model of this car. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2620 | We finally met California gas milage laws. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2621 | So easy even a 3 year-old can drive it. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2622 | The last owner didn’t put many miles on it. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2623 | This won’t get you anywhere but it’s also outrageously expensive. So at least it’s a nice metaphor. | 1.2462 | 0.07282 | 65 | 54 | 6 | 5 |
2624 | May I recommend the extended warranty package? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2625 | This model is extremely popular in the ages 2-4,and its top speed varies, depending on wether your shoes light up or not. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2626 | The previous owner needed a change. | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
2627 | Don’t forget, we offer our extended warranty on all our pre-owned models. | 1.2459 | 0.05559 | 61 | 46 | 15 | 0 |
2628 | This classic handles so well even a child could drive it. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2629 | It’s perfect for your 2022 budget: The Smart-ish Car. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2630 | Popular retro look, great for the environment, affordable, and you’ll always get your steps in | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
2631 | Most fuel efficient car on the market. | 1.2456 | 0.07626 | 57 | 47 | 6 | 4 |
2632 | No gas, no electricity, and we fit your shoes with special soles. | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
2633 | ...And if you're worried about your electric bill, have I got the model for you! | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
2634 | It’s a little slow, but gets great mileage. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2635 | Sure,it looks economical,but it runs on formula. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2636 | No gas or charging required, just a good push from mommy. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2637 | It holds a set of clubs and only uses four "D" batteries! | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2638 | No gas,no Musk - a truly clean car | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2639 | A few glasses of high octane and you'd be amazed how much fun it is. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2640 | Relive your Little Tykes childhood | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2641 | It comes with free resoling. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2642 | With a safety rating so high, even a child could drive it! | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2643 | It has trunk space for up to seven rocks. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2644 | It's sporty and great for mileage and parking, but terrible for resale. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2645 | It is our most modestly priced receptacle. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2646 | This model is very popular with parents of young kids | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2647 | It’s great for the planet and even better for my quads | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2648 | You can have any color you want so long as it is yellow and red. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2649 | And the best part is that it gets 2 feet per step in Gas mileage! | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2650 | and this is our most affordable Urban Commuter model. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2651 | It’s basic but cute | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2652 | Most fuel efficient one on the lot | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2653 | Comes equipped with a V8…juice box. | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2654 | It'll run all day on just one pair of sneakers. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2655 | It's economical and the pedals are designed to fit all-sizes. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2656 | How much is this one? because I'm loving it! | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2657 | This is the latest upgrade of the original Flintstone 1.0. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2658 | It’s the car of the future. No gas, no batteries and it comes with a extra pair of shoes! | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2659 | It’s our latest model. Very resistant to supply chain problems. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2660 | Midlife crisis? This vehicle will make you feel like a kid again. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2661 | a popular choice for those going through a one-tenth life crisis | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2662 | - and also, none of those worries about your catalytic converter getting stolen. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2663 | And the best feature... Unlimited MPG! | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2664 | It's the most Eco-Friendly car on the lot. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2665 | No, it doesn't meet any of your criteria, but it IS immediately available! | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2666 | Now, here's one of our most colorful models. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2667 | With this car, we unlock the power of your imagination to go anywhere and be anyone. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2668 | All foot drive comes standard on all models. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2669 | For the person who wants all the toys. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2670 | The previous owner missed their payments and are now in time out. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2671 | This little baby can go from zero to three in minutes flat | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2672 | Do I need a special license to drive this model?” “No, but you do need to be this tall | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2673 | We do apologize for the shop keeping your car longer than expected. On the bright side, you won’t have to gas the loaner up. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2674 | It runs all day on just two AA batteries. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2675 | It fits our times perfectly. It goes nowhere! | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2676 | Our most economical model. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2677 | With gas prices being what they are, consider our best-selling model. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2678 | Just think of what you’ll save in maintenance. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2679 | Then how about for your kids? I'll throw in a rubber ducky... | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2680 | Well, there IS lots of headroom. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2681 | It's decarbonized! | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2682 | And if you pedal really fast it will also charge your phone . | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2683 | It's all yours - at least until Pack Away Time | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2684 | Hugh, meet Hue. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2685 | The gas mileage is great | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2686 | New generations first and only car! | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2687 | Some cars just have a way of making you feel young again." | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2688 | What do you mean Carvana won’t buy it? | 1.2430 | 0.05449 | 107 | 88 | 12 | 7 |
2689 | AA batteries are included. | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2690 | But on the plus side, it runs no matter what the CEO tweets. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2691 | People like this one because it reminds them of their youth. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2692 | It was formerly owned by an elderly clown and only used for short drives. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2693 | The red and yellow is a bit flashy but no more worrying about gas prices | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2694 | …and it’s gas mileage is comparable to a Tesla. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2695 | The previous owner barely used it. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
2696 | Sometimes all we need are wheels and a roof. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2697 | You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it. | 1.2424 | 0.07181 | 66 | 55 | 6 | 5 |
2698 | I can let you have it for $3,400 | 1.2424 | 0.07181 | 66 | 55 | 6 | 5 |
2699 | The upgrade comes with banana seats. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2700 | If you can get it to start, it will stop on a dime. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2701 | If you are looking to impress your EV friends, look no further than our most fuel efficient model | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2702 | It's what I drive. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2703 | It’s the mini-weiner wagon, much easier to park. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2704 | Special feature--reminds you to floss. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2705 | Just have a good breakfast and off you go! | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2706 | You can order any color that you want as long as it is yellow and red. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2707 | This one can plug into an Easy-Bake Oven! | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
2708 | No need to worry about gas prices with this little beauty! | 1.2419 | 0.07517 | 62 | 52 | 5 | 5 |
2709 | You know Elon said foot-powered is the new electric. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2710 | This one's been babied. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2711 | Wait until you hear the news about gas consumption! | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2712 | "Of course it's electric--runs on 4300 triple-A batteries. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2713 | Only one previous owner - he traded it for the electric version. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2714 | This is our newest model. It runs on four AA batteries. | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
2715 | And this is our new Flinstone Model | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2716 | This is perfect for an early-life crisis. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2717 | It's Elon Musk's second car... | 1.2414 | 0.05284 | 116 | 96 | 12 | 8 |
2718 | It’s in great shape but you will of course have to share with your little sister | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2719 | This baby is only 6 juice boxs per mile | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2720 | This is our most fuel efficient model on the lot | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2721 | and this one comes in colour | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2722 | Save on gas prices in this classic car. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2723 | Your kids are going to love roadtrips in this one. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2724 | It’s neither gas nor hybrid or even electric. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2725 | It also comes in black and white! | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2726 | Any it's very efficient since you don't need air conditioning | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2727 | It gets 4 toddlers per mile, | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2728 | In the current market, I’m afraid it’s all I have within your budget. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2729 | I’m not low-balling you, it’s just the boss can only count up to 3. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2730 | The last owner barely put any miles on it. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2731 | The best feature of this car is that you can easily pick it up and park it in your living room | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2732 | It's the future. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2733 | It's completely powered by back pain. | 1.2405 | 0.06549 | 79 | 66 | 7 | 6 |
2734 | Very popular with the Gen AAr’s. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2735 | It’s low priced and not a gas guzzler!! | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2736 | Billions & Billions have been sold | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 |