Contest #802


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802

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “We usually don’t deliver above Eighty-second Street.”
  2. “Actually, I’d rather you not tip me.”
  3. “This pizza’s on me if you never order from us again.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-05-15T20:32:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-05-29T20:33:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-05-23T20:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 30, 2022
Number of captions 5772
Number of responses 724844
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It was so much easier when everyone was still working from home. 1.8962 0.01895 1772 665 626 481
1 Be careful. It's hot. 1.8931 0.01554 2845 1145 859 841
2 I'm surprised you didn't order wings. 1.8776 0.01657 2362 928 795 639
3 This is from the ladies over there on the 40th floor balcony 1.8324 0.01338 3634 1538 1167 929
4 We usually don’t deliver above 82nd Street. 1.8230 0.01227 4351 1878 1365 1108
5 Separate checks? Really? 1.8031 0.01673 2326 1031 722 573
6 Funny how we never get the same delivery guy. 1.7997 0.01324 3645 1602 1171 872
7 John will pay you. That's John on the end. 1.7988 0.01962 1610 693 548 369
8 When you guys called saying you were high and craving pizza, I was picturing something else. 1.7889 0.01265 4088 1860 1231 997
9 Nice try, but I still made it in under 30 minutes. 1.7886 0.01870 1750 759 602 389
10 I'd appreciate it if you didn't tip me. 1.7850 0.01905 1637 700 589 348
11 You guys are fearless - pineapple AND anchovies?! 1.7831 0.01502 2835 1280 890 665
12 Why aren't you guys getting the large anymore? And where's Frank? 1.7821 0.01165 4888 2269 1415 1204
13 No five second rule for you guys,am I right? 1.7778 0.01830 1872 841 606 425
14 …So what’s the second fastest way down? 1.7693 0.01342 3420 1538 1133 749
15 When DoorDash said I was 800 feet away, I didn’t know it meant in this direction 1.7672 0.01473 2715 1189 969 557
16 This is not what I expected when they said delivery was in Upper Manhattan. 1.7672 0.01443 2964 1340 974 650
17 Please, don't drop it again. 1.7632 0.02184 1288 584 425 279
18 With the delivery charge, it's $983." 1.7619 0.01562 2566 1181 815 570
19 Would have figured you guys to be more adventurous than plain cheese. 1.7583 0.01478 2756 1243 936 577
20 What do you mean, I've got the wrong address? 1.7545 0.01883 1711 780 571 360
21 It IS an extra large.... Everything looks smaller from up this high. 1.7519 0.01829 1697 744 630 323
22 Try not to drop this one. 1.7504 0.01087 5232 2433 1672 1127
23 For the record, this isn't what we mean by free delivery within 2,000 feet. 1.7495 0.01792 1896 874 623 399
24 Sorry it took so long, I had to take the stairs 1.7477 0.01876 1625 721 593 311
25 You want a tip? Don't look down" 1.7470 0.01903 1676 774 552 350
26 You guys need to stop challenging our "30 minutes or it's free" policy. 1.7452 0.01960 1495 668 540 287
27 Don't look down is not exactly the tip I was hoping for. 1.7399 0.01580 2399 1111 801 487
28 Napkins? Sure, be right back. 1.7377 0.01478 2711 1251 920 540
29 I’d actually prefer if you didn’t tip me. 1.7337 0.02864 736 346 240 150
30 You ordered a pizza for… six? 1.7274 0.01661 2175 1030 708 437
31 It would be safer if you were wearing masks and sitting 6 feet apart. 1.7213 0.02826 793 392 230 171
32 Please, don't tip 1.7185 0.01865 1641 764 575 302
33 No tips needed thanks,just the balance. 1.7157 0.01977 1463 685 509 269
34 When you said your crew was ‘pretty high’ I wasn’t expecting this 1.7133 0.02055 1364 644 467 253
35 If you drop it, it'll be on the house. 1.7097 0.01670 2108 1014 692 402
36 And one more thing. Can you take a picture of us? 1.7092 0.02260 1183 579 369 235
37 Wait! This isn't the 64th floor? 1.7084 0.01914 1557 737 537 283
38 That’ll be $22.50 and a clean pair of underpants. 1.7075 0.01918 1658 819 505 334
39 Please tell me I have the right floor. 1.6990 0.01518 2445 1167 847 431
40 You guys are braver than I am. I’d never eat one of these. 1.6951 0.02192 1171 562 404 205
41 This time, don’t drop it. 1.6889 0.01648 2276 1167 650 459
42 Our ad does say we deliver above 14th Street. 1.6850 0.01624 2311 1183 673 455
43 You guys are fearless! Nobody orders Chicago pizza here in Brooklyn. 1.6809 0.01654 2429 1318 568 543
44 It will be a total of 80 dollars. Ten for the pizza, fifty for the delivery, and twenty for a new pair of pants. 1.6807 0.02832 736 372 227 137
45 No, I'm not afraid of heights. It's the subway that scares me. 1.6776 0.01961 1458 719 490 249
46 Why can’t you just have lunch pails like those guys in the picture 1.6732 0.01815 1680 829 571 280
47 Here's yesterday's order. 1.6729 0.01723 2210 1204 525 481
48 I prefer the word ‘gratuity’. 1.6710 0.01783 2015 1086 506 423
49 Did you guys get the word that it's safe to eat indoors now? 1.6707 0.01782 1992 1066 516 410
50 You know what, don't worry about tipping. 1.6698 0.01815 1596 770 583 243
51 This pizza’s on me if you never order from us again. 1.6569 0.01926 1632 870 452 310
52 Five hungry men, six slices, what could go wrong? 1.6541 0.02056 1246 618 441 187
53 One 'Pie in the Sky' pizza. 1.6529 0.02132 1236 636 393 207
54 You’re kidding — nobody ordered a pizza? 1.6515 0.02033 1432 760 411 261
55 Sorry for the delay. First 2 guys didn’t make it. 1.6474 0.02107 1350 726 374 250
56 Weren’t there six of you on Monday? 1.6439 0.02065 1404 759 386 259
57 Don’t worry. If you drop it, it’s on the house. 1.6392 0.02246 1142 609 336 197
58 I felt safer when we were all wearing masks. 1.6385 0.02206 1267 702 321 244
59 They said this would be my last delivery. 1.6355 0.02227 1196 652 328 216
60 You know, you can save $3 if you pick it up yourself. 1.6280 0.02356 1035 561 298 176
61 just don't drop this one 1.6278 0.02424 884 455 303 126
62 Oh, wait, is this twenty-SEVEN West 34th? 1.6252 0.02305 1062 573 314 175
63 Sorry for the delay. I had trouble parking - apparently there is some kind of construction in the area. 1.6225 0.02521 837 440 273 124
64 Ah, don’t read anything into this, but it’s cut into quarters. 1.6221 0.02672 815 449 225 141
65 Could you also take our picture? 1.6217 0.03119 608 338 162 108
66 It's been a riveting experience. 1.6178 0.02528 764 388 280 96
67 Don't look down" isn't exactly the tip I was looking for. 1.6158 0.02478 997 570 240 187
68 No tip, please. Just the balance. 1.6152 0.02689 881 515 190 176
69 Next time order the wings. 1.6140 0.02558 969 566 211 192
70 It's hot, so be careful. 1.6136 0.02548 942 540 226 176
71 Please do not tip me, dear GOD, no TIPPING!!! 1.6083 0.02571 845 466 244 135
72 The calzone is on the house—the one below us. 1.6060 0.02810 764 440 185 139
73 You mean this isn't the Chrysler Building? 1.6059 0.02676 751 408 231 112
74 Who had the 'Build Your Own?' 1.6047 0.02472 860 463 274 123
75 I hate to be that kind of guy but we actually ordered a margherita pizza not a pepperoni 1.6039 0.02887 664 367 193 104
76 My mistake, fellas, this one's for the Chrysler Building. 1.6033 0.02678 799 450 216 133
77 You ever notice we never have the same delivery boy twice? 1.5998 0.02680 812 464 209 139
78 It's the fall special. 1.5979 0.02757 771 443 195 133
79 Sorry for the wait. First two guys didn't make it. 1.5974 0.02702 755 421 217 117
80 It's cold. 1.5969 0.02757 784 455 190 139
81 Oh the ambulance? That's for the first delivery man. 1.5943 0.02944 599 326 190 83
82 29 minutes. Nice try, fellas 1.5942 0.02744 722 402 211 109
83 Oh wait ; this is for next door! 1.5941 0.02792 749 432 189 128
84 Don't even think about tipping me. 1.5932 0.02734 735 412 210 113
85 If I were you guys, I think I would have ordered the wings instead!" 1.5932 0.02776 730 414 199 117
86 When you said you were high and needed a pizza delivered this is not what I envisioned. 1.5922 0.02867 716 416 176 124
87 Please select contactless delivery next time. 1.5889 0.02962 647 371 171 105
88 I am afraid you’ll tip. 1.5882 0.02885 595 320 200 75
89 So, bad news, I left the sides of ranch in the scooter 1.5882 0.02855 595 317 206 72
90 Yes, we are a cloud-based company 1.5876 0.02945 645 368 175 102
91 I don't care if it took me longer than 30 minutes, you are not getting this for free. 1.5874 0.02792 681 379 204 98
92 When you said sixty-second floor I thought there would be a floor." 1.5871 0.02838 695 397 188 110
93 And could you get us some napkins? 1.5857 0.02803 729 422 187 120
94 That’ll be twenty bucks for the pizza. And a five hundred dollar delivery charge. 1.5853 0.02921 668 386 173 109
95 Watch out; it's hot! 1.5840 0.02737 714 401 209 104
96 This is my pie in the sky special 1.5839 0.03170 548 312 152 84
97 Please don’t tip. Please don’t tip. 1.5831 0.02993 650 381 159 110
98 I’m gonna go out on a ledge and say you ordered ‘The Works’? 1.5806 0.03178 515 287 157 71
99 One floor higher and you would have been outside of our delivery zone. 1.5799 0.03007 638 374 158 106
100 Actually, I'd rather you not tip me. 1.5796 0.02901 647 369 181 97
101 Yeah,we'll give you a tip; don't look down 1.5759 0.03047 632 376 148 108
102 That'll be 23 bucks for the pizza and $450.00 for delivery. 1.5750 0.02893 673 393 173 107
103 This is freaking me out. Could you please put on your mask?" 1.5744 0.03180 578 344 136 98
104 The large pepperoni comes to $22, plus the $4,000 delivery fee. 1.5716 0.02945 656 387 163 106
105 Sorry it's late but your address hasn't been built yet. 1.5696 0.02914 625 358 178 89
106 Yeah, I can do change for a twenty - just gotta get my wallet from the car. 1.5685 0.03052 577 333 160 84
107 Indoor dining was too dangerous? 1.5673 0.03230 550 328 132 90
108 Maybe you guys should’ve ordered wings. 1.5655 0.03307 534 322 122 90
109 Normally we don’t deliver this far uptown. 1.5654 0.03059 573 332 158 83
110 Please, no tipping. 1.5649 0.03122 570 336 146 88
111 Nah… the hard part was cutting it into 5 pieces. 1.5627 0.03315 526 317 122 87
112 First time I’m happy to not be tipped. 1.5605 0.03260 512 301 135 76
113 I'm used to customers who order when they're high. 1.5603 0.03416 473 280 121 72
114 Sorry but we ordered the anchovy. The pepperoni is for the guys on beam 7. 1.5594 0.03061 556 321 159 76
115 "So, you're down to five guys now?" 1.5585 0.03183 521 303 145 73
116 I've heard people like pizza when they're high, but this is ridiculous. 1.5571 0.03387 490 294 119 77
117 Be right back, I left the breadsticks in the car. 1.5564 0.03181 514 298 146 70
118 Well! About time. We ordered this in 1935 1.5546 0.03514 485 301 99 85
119 Sorry it's so late. The first few guys didn't make it. 1.5543 0.03119 525 303 153 69
120 Wait,this isn't 15 east 24th street? 1.5535 0.03460 477 290 110 77
121 Go slow, the soda guy is only on the fifth floor! 1.5521 0.03170 509 295 147 67
122 Please tell me you're not interested in our loyalty program. 1.5517 0.03547 435 260 110 65
123 Sorry about no napkins, I shit my pants on the way up here. 1.5514 0.03328 535 332 111 92
124 That’ll be $22.50 and a new pair of underwear. 1.5497 0.03211 493 286 143 64
125 Believe me, the last thing I need right now is a tip. 1.5491 0.03348 479 285 125 69
126 I threw in some coupons to a rival store. 1.5480 0.03691 427 264 92 71
127 Wow, thanks! But we didn't order a pizza. 1.5477 0.03458 440 260 119 61
128 The pizza costs $9.95 but the delivery charge is $250 1.5472 0.03411 477 289 115 73
129 You’ll have to pick it up the next time. I’m not risking it on my bicycle in midtown traffic. 1.5468 0.03464 470 287 109 74
130 No tipping; definitely no tipping. 1.5465 0.03641 430 264 97 69
131 Our High Rise crust pizza. 1.5462 0.03244 509 304 132 73
132 Sorry, I had a little trouble finding the ‘not yet 99th floor’ 1.5455 0.03423 451 268 120 63
133 It's free. Please don't call again. 1.5449 0.03349 479 287 123 69
134 The pizza is $5.75. The delivery charge is $230.00 1.5420 0.03775 393 241 91 61
135 That's $19.95 for the pizza and $2,000 for the delivery charge. 1.5420 0.03685 441 279 85 77
136 Separate checks? 1.5409 0.03361 477 288 120 69
137 GPS had a hell of a time finding this place. 1.5408 0.03284 466 273 134 59
138 Okay, who ordered pie in the sky? 1.5401 0.03456 474 293 106 75
139 The guy at the other end of the bar says that this one is on his tab 1.5383 0.03663 379 224 106 49
140 Please guys, NO tipping! 1.5373 0.03335 482 292 121 69
141 The pizza was still warm until about the 89th floor. 1.5372 0.03353 443 260 128 55
142 Yeah, sure, pizza can be part of a balanced diet. 1.5372 0.03397 430 252 125 53
143 Here's the pizza you ordered for six...well, five. 1.5367 0.03531 436 266 106 64
144 You can forget about the five second rule. 1.5365 0.03621 438 274 93 71
145 Be careful, this is hot. 1.5365 0.03369 466 281 120 65
146 So, I'd really love if you guys could give me 5 stars. 1.5364 0.03414 453 273 117 63
147 Be careful, it's really hot! 1.5362 0.03817 401 253 81 67
148 Your pie in the sky 1.5357 0.03603 420 257 101 62
149 No tipping! No tipping! 1.5344 0.03644 421 261 95 65
150 That pile of lunch boxes below, are they yours? 1.5338 0.03453 399 231 123 45
151 It wasn’t easy delivering this to 1932. 1.5335 0.03709 388 236 97 55
152 You know there's an up charge? 1.5333 0.03524 420 253 110 57
153 We’ve gotta change our commercial from “wherever you are, we deliver.” 1.5333 0.03433 405 235 124 46
154 Now this is what I a call pie in the sky! 1.5332 0.03389 437 259 123 55
155 Yup. Eight slices here. So you can each have two - after one simple adjustment. 1.5332 0.03575 422 258 103 61
156 It really does taste better when you’re high” 1.5326 0.03645 430 270 91 69
157 I cut six slices like you asked... where's the other...? 1.5312 0.03752 401 251 87 63
158 Thanks for meeting me halfway. 1.5307 0.03573 358 205 116 37
159 Seriously, no tipping! 1.5302 0.03673 398 244 97 57
160 Empire State Building? Uh, this order is for The Chrysler Building. 1.5288 0.03393 452 274 117 61
161 Don’t look down” isn’t much of a tip 1.5285 0.03528 439 272 102 65
162 Careful now, it's really hot. 1.5264 0.03309 454 271 127 56
163 You want it reheated? 1.5263 0.03830 323 189 98 36
164 Gotta talk to my boss about "Free Delivery Everywhere." 1.5260 0.03830 384 242 82 60
165 Would you mind taking a picture of us while you're up here? 1.5258 0.03407 426 254 120 52
166 I would have been here sooner, but the floors are not marked that clearly. 1.5250 0.04054 320 196 80 44
167 Hang tight, I’ll be right back with drinks. 1.5245 0.03645 387 235 101 51
168 Sorry I'm so late. Elevator wasn't working. 1.5233 0.03546 365 212 115 38
169 Hey, if I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. 1.5231 0.03732 390 243 90 57
170 I actually prefer that you don’t tip me 1.5226 0.03520 421 258 106 57
171 Sorry I'm late! Google took me to the wrong girder again. 1.5216 0.03813 347 210 93 44
172 Yeah,I'm looking forward to drone delivery too. 1.5208 0.03743 361 219 96 46
173 After this, I'm taking down our 'We Deliver Any where!' sign! 1.5207 0.03616 386 234 103 49
174 But it WAS hot forty-seven floors below. 1.5204 0.03891 319 190 92 37
175 I’ve never been this high on the job. 1.5203 0.03947 344 214 81 49
176 I'll be right back with your change. 1.5194 0.03710 360 217 99 44
177 Careful. It's still hot. 1.5193 0.03756 362 221 94 47
178 Your tip better not be ‘Don’t look down’. 1.5183 0.03565 409 252 102 55
179 Napkins? You gotta be kidding! 1.5183 0.04064 301 182 82 37
180 To be honest, our competitor has much better pizza and a better price. 1.5178 0.03935 338 209 83 46
181 You guys sure did raise the bar for pizza deliveries. 1.5176 0.03588 398 244 102 52
182 Whose pie-in-the-sky idea was this?” 1.5173 0.03667 404 254 91 59
183 It’s with the compliments of the ladies on the other beam. 1.5169 0.03699 356 214 100 42
184 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer our indoor seating? 1.5165 0.03761 364 224 92 48
185 That will be $14, but please do not tip me when you hand me the money. 1.5158 0.03688 349 208 102 39
186 One pie in the sky, sir. 1.5147 0.03845 373 237 80 56
187 Don't look down" was not the tip I was looking for 1.5143 0.03917 350 220 80 50
188 The extra charge is for delivery. And my trauma therapy. 1.5137 0.03731 329 194 101 34
189 I need $17.50 and one pair of depends. 1.5132 0.03675 378 233 96 49
190 You guys ever think about ordering Chinese? 1.5117 0.03988 342 217 75 50
191 Don't go anywhere, I have to get your breadsticks. 1.5116 0.04125 303 188 75 40
192 No tips, fellas. Please, no tips. 1.5114 0.03774 352 216 92 44
193 Charlie on the other end has your tip 1.5111 0.03663 407 259 88 60
194 Seriously, I don’t need a tip 1.5103 0.03798 341 208 92 41
195 Careful, the box is hot! 1.5096 0.03849 363 230 81 52
196 Sure, we can give you a tip, take the elevator next time! 1.5080 0.03472 376 223 115 38
197 That's not for us: this is Twin Tower North,, you're looking for Twin Tower South. 1.5071 0.04032 351 229 66 56
198 We’ll need napkins. 1.5066 0.03591 379 232 102 45
199 Third time’s a charm. Man, I’m really gonna miss Carlos and Mike. 1.5063 0.04169 316 203 66 47
200 It's free if you promise not to order again. 1.5063 0.03902 318 194 87 37
201 You'll enjoy this. We call it 'Pie in the Sky.'" 1.5049 0.04116 309 195 72 42
202 I am offering a 100 percent discount next time for dine-in. 1.5044 0.03950 339 215 77 47
203 This really gives new meaning to pie in the sky 1.5041 0.03830 363 231 81 51
204 Careful now, it’s hot. 1.5040 0.03786 371 236 83 52
205 Don't cut me out of the picture this time, okay guys? 1.5033 0.04136 302 190 72 40
206 You missed the photographer by like five minutes. 1.5033 0.04062 304 189 77 38
207 Please, don't even think about tipping me! 1.5031 0.04052 318 201 74 43
208 I'm sorry , but I'm going to need exact change. 1.5027 0.03661 372 231 95 46
209 The missing slice went to the crane operator. 1.5018 0.04027 285 172 83 30
210 Afraid of heights? Don’t be ridiculous. I’m afraid of widths. 1.5018 0.04323 285 182 63 40
211 I'll be back with the change. 1.5016 0.03987 309 191 81 37
212 I am afraid they forgot to slice it. 1.5000 0.04003 318 200 77 41
213 The box can be folded into a paper airplane. 1.5000 0.04027 282 170 83 29
214 Seriously...you're not going to pull that old "if-it's-late-it's free" bit on me, are you? 1.5000 0.04036 290 177 81 32
215 All they told me was that the order came from one of the higher ups." 1.5000 0.03972 334 213 75 46
216 I’ll be right back with the next one. 1.5000 0.03971 316 197 80 39
217 Ernie? Extra large pepperoni for six? 1.5000 0.03993 300 184 82 34
218 You couldn’t have met me in the lobby? 1.4985 0.03878 337 212 82 43
219 I forgot the napkins. I'll be right back 1.4985 0.03980 323 204 77 42
220 All that traffic getting here! I'm lucky to be alive! 1.4984 0.03817 313 189 92 32
221 Thanks, buddy. We got a tip for you: Don't look down. 1.4984 0.04085 307 194 73 40
222 Careful, it's greasy. 1.4968 0.03984 312 195 79 38
223 I hope you don't mind my not wearing a mask. 1.4967 0.04021 300 186 79 35
224 Compliments of the ladies on the next beam up. 1.4965 0.04107 286 177 76 33
225 Where's Bernie? 1.4965 0.04241 282 178 68 36
226 Can I get a tip beyond, "Watch your step!" 1.4954 0.03925 329 208 79 42
227 This pizza is to die for. 1.4954 0.04060 327 212 68 47
228 Be real careful, it's hot. 1.4953 0.04110 317 205 67 45
229 I know I'm late and the pizza's cold...It's ok if you don't order from us ever again. 1.4952 0.04101 313 201 69 43
230 Pie in the Sky 1.4952 0.04045 311 197 74 40
231 Don't tip me. 1.4939 0.03781 326 200 91 35
232 Can we retake the photo without the pizza guy in the shot? 1.4935 0.03996 308 193 78 37
233 Nothing better than pizza when you’re this high 1.4934 0.04082 302 191 73 38
234 When you said you were high, I thought you meant something else. 1.4932 0.04194 294 188 67 39
235 I would have been here sooner, but my GPS couldn’t find your location. 1.4930 0.04128 284 177 74 33
236 Next time you want delivery, call Mario’s 1.4913 0.03845 346 221 80 45
237 In my career we don't have a safety net either. 1.4907 0.04013 322 207 72 43
238 The guy at the end has your tip. 1.4896 0.04260 288 186 63 39
239 No tipping, thanks. 1.4894 0.03780 329 204 89 36
240 Ah, now I understand the $75 tip. 1.4887 0.04368 266 170 62 34
241 For God's sake, don't tip me! 1.4886 0.04058 307 196 72 39
242 Don't look down"-- not quite the tip I had in mind 1.4884 0.03795 344 218 84 42
243 Take one and pass it on, this is as far as I'll go 1.4884 0.03870 301 184 87 30
244 I would have been here sooner but I had to change my pants. 1.4881 0.04127 295 188 70 37
245 We ordered two. 1.4869 0.04068 306 196 71 39
246 We really need conditions on the 'delivery radius' 1.4862 0.04139 253 153 77 23
247 Absolutely no tipping! 1.4858 0.04011 317 204 72 41
248 When you said you were really high, this is not what I pictured." 1.4854 0.04485 274 182 51 41
249 What do you mean nobody ordered pizza? 1.4850 0.04065 301 192 72 37
250 Separate checks will be a problem. 1.4847 0.03805 326 204 86 36
251 Sorry it took so long. I've been circling the block looking for a parking spot since 1932. 1.4838 0.04236 277 177 66 34
252 We usually don't deliver this far uptown. 1.4834 0.03906 331 213 76 42
253 I'll be right back, I forgot your napkins. 1.4833 0.03964 300 188 79 33
254 You don't need to tip me" 1.4828 0.03942 319 204 76 39
255 Wait this is for I-beam #76. You’re at #48. 1.4823 0.04088 282 177 74 31
256 When I overheard the manager say, 'That's a tall order,' I had no idea.... 1.4821 0.04046 280 174 77 29
257 It's $12.50 for the pizza and $6,000 for the insurance policy I bought to get here. 1.4818 0.04124 303 197 66 40
258 Thanks, but I'd rather you didn't tip me. 1.4816 0.04084 299 192 70 37
259 There’s an upcharge. 1.4809 0.04065 314 205 67 42
260 The crust may seem thinner up here. 1.4804 0.04310 281 184 59 38
261 The taste is riveting. 1.4795 0.03954 292 182 80 30
262 I really hope you aren't big tippers. 1.4775 0.04546 222 139 60 23
263 Had trouble finding the address — is this a new building? 1.4767 0.04421 279 187 51 41
264 Whaddaya mean it’s cold? 1.4756 0.03977 307 197 74 36
265 Weren't there 11 of you yesterday? 1.4754 0.04401 244 155 62 27
266 You guys ever consider pick up instead of delivery? 1.4751 0.03773 341 219 82 40
267 Still beats delivering for Amazon 1.4748 0.04192 278 179 66 33
268 Your GPS location was a bit misleading. 1.4747 0.03994 316 206 70 40
269 This is really above and beyond! 1.4744 0.04089 293 189 69 35
270 What do you mean you ‘didn’t order it with anchovies’? 1.4744 0.03944 293 184 79 30
271 Please don’t tip me. 1.4743 0.04293 272 177 61 34
272 Okay, here’s the first one… 1.4743 0.04417 272 181 53 38
273 We take pride in our service being above and beyond 1.4741 0.04609 232 150 54 28
274 Careful, our pizza is not a very well balanced meal. 1.4739 0.04336 249 158 64 27
275 There's a reason why our prices are sky high. 1.4735 0.04388 245 156 62 27
276 Sorry, I had to wait for the elevator to be built. 1.4731 0.04362 279 186 54 39
277 Extra anchovies! Talk about living dangerously! 1.4722 0.04297 252 160 65 27
278 Next time, there’ll be an up-charge. 1.4720 0.04285 250 158 66 26
279 Gives new meaning to “pie in the sky.” 1.4715 0.04336 246 156 64 26
280 When you're done, drop the box into the compost bin on 34th Street. 1.4714 0.03850 280 171 86 23
281 Oh… you wanted the gluten free? 1.4714 0.03850 280 171 86 23
282 Woah, careful! It's hot! 1.4713 0.04323 244 154 65 25
283 I’d say we’ve brought outdoor dining to the next level.” 1.4702 0.04114 285 184 68 33
284 Crap! I left your breadsticks in the car. 1.4701 0.04039 268 167 76 25
285 I would have been here sooner but my GPS couldn't find you. 1.4701 0.04331 234 146 66 22
286 I’ll settle for a tip on how to get down. 1.4699 0.04445 249 162 57 30
287 Can you switch to chinese for a week or two? We're running low on delivery men 1.4695 0.04381 262 172 57 33
288 There's four slices. Be nice. 1.4694 0.04231 245 153 69 23
289 Sorry it's late guys, but the elevator was out and I had to take the crane. 1.4690 0.04294 258 166 63 29
290 Wait. . . we also asked for wings. 1.4681 0.04085 282 181 70 31
291 Please throw away the empty box responsibly. 1.4675 0.04663 231 152 50 29
292 We normally don't deliver to 1932. 1.4671 0.03949 304 196 74 34
293 Sorry to interrupt the photo shoot. 1.4667 0.04143 285 186 65 34
294 Sorry I’m late. Your order didn’t have a floor number. 1.4667 0.04152 270 173 68 29
295 Do me a favor and next time call DoorDash. 1.4661 0.04588 236 155 52 29
296 As our slogan says, we go above and beyond. 1.4660 0.04750 206 132 52 22
297 Just beware of the Domino's Effect. 1.4658 0.04696 234 156 47 31
298 This explains the $500 tip. 1.4656 0.03939 305 197 74 34
299 Here's your order -- a pie in the sky. 1.4642 0.04208 265 171 65 29
300 I dropped it so now it’s thin crust. 1.4634 0.04333 246 158 62 26
301 Oh man, I forgot the napkins! 1.4630 0.04233 257 165 65 27
302 This is the highest our dough has ever risen. 1.4628 0.04385 242 156 60 26
303 My next delivery is to a sailor and nurse in Times Square. 1.4626 0.04665 214 138 53 23
304 Oh damn, I forgot the garlic bread! 1.4618 0.03930 275 172 79 24
305 Don't look down? That's my tip?! 1.4615 0.04506 247 164 52 31
306 I'd appreciate exact change 1.4608 0.03901 306 198 75 33
307 I'm running late. What's the fastest way to get down from up here? 1.4606 0.04377 254 167 57 30
308 Forks? Youse guys want forks? 1.4598 0.04588 261 180 42 39
309 We didn’t order this. 1.4585 0.04690 229 153 47 29
310 This is the last time you will see me guys, I’m being replaced by a drone. 1.4578 0.04405 249 164 56 29
311 Sorry, I went to Street not Avenue. 1.4574 0.04296 223 139 66 18
312 I'll be right back with the other one. 1.4571 0.04187 245 155 68 22
313 Not what I expected when they said you were all high ... 1.4571 0.04458 245 162 54 29
314 So... What do you do with the box when you're finished? 1.4563 0.04292 252 164 61 27
315 Next time, I'd recommend ordering from the other place. 1.4561 0.04463 239 157 55 27
316 Would you mind taking a group photo of us? 1.4560 0.04317 250 163 60 27
317 Don't tip me this time. 1.4560 0.04427 250 166 54 30
318 No worries, I'm used to delivering to guys who are high and have the munchies. 1.4559 0.04389 261 175 53 33
319 Well, at least you guys have a union. 1.4553 0.04368 246 161 58 27
320 You could've been clearer on where this new bar in town was. 1.4550 0.04448 222 142 59 21
321 I’d like to suggest an elevated tip. 1.4549 0.04395 244 160 57 27
322 Careful, fellas—it might still be hot. 1.4539 0.04172 282 188 60 34
323 Welcome to the mile pie club. 1.4537 0.04551 227 149 53 25
324 “Just letting you know, I’m the last surviving delivery man.” 1.4537 0.04342 216 135 64 17
325 Can you at least leave me a 5-star rating? 1.4534 0.04278 247 160 62 25
326 I normally deliver to a different kind of high. 1.4534 0.04583 236 158 49 29
327 "I never thought I'd say this, but please don't tip me 1.4526 0.04520 232 153 53 26
328 $2027.00 1.4524 0.04506 252 171 48 33
329 Here is your order for six. 1.4524 0.04435 252 169 52 31
330 Ok, whose the joker who also ordered a case of beer? 1.4523 0.04395 241 158 57 26
331 No! NO!! Do not TIP!!! 1.4522 0.04156 230 143 70 17
332 Hang on--I have to go back for the drinks. 1.4516 0.04659 217 143 50 24
333 I'm from the year 2023. Could you drop an I-beam on a Mister Fred Trump? He'll be crossing the street in, like, two minutes. 1.4512 0.04835 246 175 31 40
334 Don't tip me too much. 1.4508 0.04236 244 157 64 23
335 Who ordered the Pie in the Sky? 1.4508 0.04469 244 163 52 29
336 You know, it has been longer than 30 Minutes 1.4506 0.04463 233 153 55 25
337 It’s been a balancing act since we starting going back to the office 1.4502 0.04562 211 136 55 20
338 How long you guys been working remotely? 1.4494 0.04180 267 176 62 29
339 You guys know we have counter service, right? 1.4491 0.04486 216 139 57 20
340 Just ask for a drone delivery next time please! 1.4489 0.04579 225 149 51 25
341 Be careful, the box is really hot. 1.4488 0.04407 254 171 52 31
342 Smile, dammit! No way we're reshooting this ad. 1.4481 0.04691 212 140 49 23
343 Here you go fellas. That comes to $9.99 with a delivery fee of $127.50. Sure, I take Venmo. 1.4481 0.04643 212 139 51 22
344 If I drop it, it’s on the house. 1.4475 0.04626 219 145 50 24
345 No, This is the 46th beam, you wanna go to 46B 1.4463 0.04570 242 165 46 31
346 Sorry to keep you waiting, but I’m afraid of elevators 1.4459 0.04443 222 144 57 21
347 I'll be right back with your breadsticks 1.4457 0.04041 267 173 69 25
348 Don't look down!! How's that for a tip? 1.4454 0.04518 229 152 52 25
349 You'll like it. Our pizza is riveting. 1.4454 0.04389 229 149 58 22
350 Sorry for the delay. The first guy fell, but we saved the pizza. 1.4454 0.04518 229 152 52 25
351 Napkins? No, problem I’ll be right back. 1.4450 0.04690 209 138 49 22
352 Oh no,I've got the wrong address. 1.4444 0.04880 198 132 44 22
353 I just realised I left your drinks back in my car. 1.4439 0.04473 223 146 55 22
354 I'll be right back with your sodas. 1.4430 0.04404 237 157 55 25
355 What happened to the guy who wanted the Hawaiian? 1.4423 0.04754 208 139 46 23
356 Do you need napkins? I have napkins in the car. 1.4414 0.04664 222 150 46 26
357 Any of you know the best way down. 1.4413 0.04718 213 143 46 24
358 And my wife says SHE had a tough delivery. 1.4412 0.05274 170 114 37 19
359 $20 bucks for the pizza, $500 for delivery 1.4409 0.04826 220 152 39 29
360 Sorry to make you go back, but I ordered a gluten-free crust. 1.4396 0.04568 207 135 53 19
361 Skip the tip, just tell me how to get out of this alive. 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
362 No. No one here ordered a pizza. 1.4389 0.04809 221 153 39 29
363 Now I know why you ordered wings with this. 1.4389 0.04679 221 150 45 26
364 We have the highest ratings in the city. 1.4381 0.04718 210 141 46 23
365 . You took more than 20minutes.No charge, right! 1.4381 0.04620 210 139 50 21
366 Sorry I'm late. I stopped to cry on the twentieth floor. 1.4378 0.04605 217 145 49 23
367 Thank you! The last guy didn't make it this far. 1.4368 0.05181 174 117 38 19
368 Anchovies and pineapple. Are you guys nuts? 1.4364 0.04373 236 157 55 24
369 Sure, you can tip me. Just don't tip me. 1.4359 0.04767 195 129 47 19
370 Sorry for the delay. You know your doorbell isn’t working 1.4359 0.04358 234 155 56 23
371 Hey you, second from the left! Don't you know that smoking can kill you?! 1.4352 0.04745 193 127 48 18
372 31 minutes, I guess it's FREE! 1.4350 0.04890 200 136 41 23
373 No, I didn’t have any trouble finding the place. 1.4350 0.04557 223 150 49 24
374 I'm 43-years old, and this is my family's sole form of support. That's how it' s going. 1.4348 0.04461 207 134 56 17
375 I’ll be right back with the Pepsi 1.4346 0.04790 214 147 41 26
376 You're right, it is free. Even with the elevator working, I don't think I could make the 98th floor in 30 minutes. 1.4346 0.04664 191 124 51 16
377 Be extra careful. It's very hot. 1.4343 0.04874 198 134 42 22
378 Doesn’t Joe down there know smoking is dangerous? 1.4341 0.05247 182 126 33 23
379 My next delivery is on the house. 1.4338 0.04617 219 148 47 24
380 Uh, so just to confirm, you're not Hank, and he's on 45? 1.4338 0.04385 219 143 57 19
381 The photographer thought you could use a pick-me-up. 1.4335 0.05070 173 115 41 17
382 Pizza for 6? 1.4335 0.04629 203 134 50 19
383 Sorry I'm a little late. It took a while to figure out how to cut it into five slices... 1.4332 0.04461 217 143 54 20
384 I don't think "30 minutes or it's free" should apply here. 1.4327 0.04892 208 144 38 26
385 Umm… we’d be more comfortable if you wore a mask. 1.4326 0.05453 178 126 27 25
386 Um, yes, drone delivery would have been cooler. 1.4324 0.04830 185 122 46 17
387 I would have got here sooner but there’s no number on the building. 1.4322 0.04748 199 133 46 20
388 Still safer than dining in. 1.4318 0.04416 220 145 55 20
389 And please: no tipping. 1.4316 0.04438 234 158 51 25
390 Sorry it took so long. The thirteenth floor is missing. 1.4315 0.05046 197 137 35 25
391 This is for the guy on the end. 1.4309 0.04773 188 124 47 17
392 The box is empty, but the Times thought it would make a great photograph. 1.4307 0.04643 202 134 49 19
393 When the boss asked me if I wanted to move higher up, I should have said “no.” 1.4305 0.04509 223 150 50 23
394 This is why we charge for delivery 1.4300 0.04729 200 134 46 20
395 Sorry. OSHA rules only let me bring one at a time. 1.4300 0.04458 207 135 55 17
396 Don’t forget — we also do carryout! 1.4298 0.04213 228 148 62 18
397 Don't look down" is not the kind of tip I'm getting at 1.4293 0.04922 198 136 39 23
398 I prefer you don’t tip 1.4293 0.04541 205 135 52 18
399 Be sure to rate the delivery service "10" on our survey. 1.4286 0.04677 203 136 47 20
400 Did someone order a pie in the sky? 1.4286 0.04552 217 146 49 22
401 no tipping today, please 1.4286 0.04781 203 138 43 22
402 It's great to have a few minutes up here; the traffic down there is seriously scary. 1.4279 0.04289 229 151 58 20
403 So this is your idea of pie in the sky? 1.4279 0.04630 215 146 46 23
404 You should know we discourage tipping. 1.4279 0.04544 208 138 51 19
405 You can tip later 1.4278 0.04922 180 120 43 17
406 We ordered the wings 1.4277 0.04793 173 112 48 13
407 It's probably safer if we call it gratuity 1.4273 0.04413 220 146 54 20
408 Really taking advantage of the thirty minutes or less fellas 1.4272 0.04661 213 145 45 23
409 Is there a way down that’s faster than taking the stairs 1.4271 0.04525 199 130 53 16
410 Sorry I’m late, parking was tough. 1.4271 0.04641 192 126 50 16
411 High five! 1.4267 0.04388 225 150 54 21
412 You wanna “big tip”? OK! “Don’t look down”! 1.4256 0.04869 195 133 41 21
413 How about next time you guys get takeout? 1.4256 0.04814 195 132 43 20
414 You ordered the 'iconic photo' with extra cheese? 1.4250 0.04618 200 133 49 18
415 Wait! Where’s your mask? 1.4250 0.05505 160 111 30 19
416 This goes to the guy on the end. 1.4242 0.04760 198 134 44 20
417 I left the napkins in the car be right back. 1.4241 0.04942 191 131 39 21
418 From this height, let's not talk about tipping. 1.4240 0.04502 217 146 50 21
419 Yea, a tip would be appreciated. 1.4229 0.04312 227 151 56 20
420 Since you asked, I usually get tipped $1 per floor 1.4229 0.04811 201 138 41 22
421 Who says there’s no pie in the sky? 1.4222 0.04854 180 120 44 16
422 Sorry, but there’s only four pieces. 1.4216 0.04550 204 136 50 18
423 Eight slices for five guys? Now that’s dangerous! 1.4213 0.04987 197 138 35 24
424 Thank you for ordering from DareDash. 1.4211 0.04846 190 129 42 19
425 One gluten-free pizza with vegan cheese and arugula. 1.4208 0.04894 202 141 37 24
426 Any chance you can get the elevator installed before you order again? 1.4201 0.04374 219 146 54 19
427 Where's your mask ....safety is of utmost importance?" 1.4199 0.04387 231 157 51 23
428 Maybe you should have requested red pepper flakes when you ordered. 1.4198 0.04324 212 139 57 16
429 There are only four slices; hope that won't be a problem. 1.4197 0.04956 193 134 37 22
430 You guys been up here since the 30’s? 1.4194 0.04979 186 128 38 20
431 Don't tip me please 1.4194 0.04739 186 124 46 16
432 I'm sorry to hear that he fell off--but somebody's gotta pay. 1.4194 0.05558 155 108 29 18
433 There's four slices. You guys will have to figure it out. 1.4192 0.05069 198 141 31 26
434 And whose pie-in-the-sky idea was this? 1.4190 0.04606 210 143 46 21
435 Next time you forget your lunch pails, consider getting Chinese, please. 1.4186 0.04874 172 114 44 14
436 Why aren’t you guys social distancing! 1.4180 0.04685 189 126 47 16
437 Enjoy it while you can - we only deliver up to the 86th floor. 1.4178 0.05563 146 100 31 15
438 Under 30 minutes & over 300 feet. We're all impressed. 1.4167 0.04703 204 140 43 21
439 Sorry to interrupt your riveting discussion. 1.4167 0.05037 180 124 37 19
440 And I thought I had poor working conditions. 1.4162 0.04548 197 131 50 16
441 In about fifty feet you’ll be outside our delivery range, so enjoy it now. 1.4162 0.05055 173 118 38 17
442 You guys know there's an extra delivery charge, right... 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
443 We'd tip you, but. 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
444 Seriously, I don't want to be tipped. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
445 Thanks for not ordering drinks. 1.4159 0.04410 226 154 50 22
446 This will be my last delivery. 1.4157 0.04921 166 110 43 13
447 Sorry for the delay! Google Maps did not indicate that I should go up. 1.4155 0.04702 207 143 42 22
448 Is this 20 W. 34th? There's no building number. 1.4153 0.04316 236 161 52 23
449 Never delivering here again. 14th Street is crazy this time of day! 1.4152 0.05360 171 121 29 21
450 Next time, pizza’s on me if you meet me at the elevator. 1.4152 0.05230 171 119 33 19
451 Six slices, one for each of— 1.4151 0.05449 159 111 30 18
452 I’m back. No, it wasn’t grass fed. 1.4149 0.05049 188 132 34 22
453 Where’s my drink? 1.4146 0.04835 205 144 37 24
454 Careful, it's a bit greasy. 1.4144 0.05014 181 125 37 19
455 No tipping allowed! 1.4135 0.04532 208 141 48 19
456 I appreciate the thought, but when I mentioned a tip, I didn't mean, "don't look down." 1.4133 0.04894 196 137 37 22
457 We cut this in the normal 8 slices, good luck. 1.4130 0.04770 184 124 44 16
458 ‘Anywhere in Manhattan’ is a figure of speech. 1.4130 0.05072 184 129 34 21
459 "Hey, wait a second! This isn't Floor 82 1.4130 0.04832 184 125 42 17
460 Next time use the drone delivery app 1.4130 0.04438 230 159 47 24
461 You drop it, you bought it. 1.4128 0.05073 172 118 37 17
462 I really miss no-contact delivery. 1.4120 0.04694 216 152 39 25
463 Who ordered the Cheeses Mary Joseph? 1.4113 0.06045 141 102 20 19
464 I don't think you got here in under 30 minutes. 1.4103 0.04745 195 134 42 19
465 You may need to heat it up a little. 1.4096 0.04914 166 111 42 13
466 I hope that the person that took your phone order mentioned the $1,500 delivery charge”. 1.4096 0.04872 188 130 39 19
467 With all these toppings, I figured you guys were high. 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
468 This is above my pay grade 1.4094 0.05023 171 117 38 16
469 A twenty percent acrophobia charge was assessed to your credit card! 1.4093 0.04305 193 125 57 11
470 You guys been up here since 1932? 1.4088 0.04985 159 106 41 12
471 Spider man was busy 1.4086 0.04969 186 130 36 20
472 Don't feel bad - the pizza isn't finished either. 1.4083 0.05134 169 117 35 17
473 They told me I'd be delivering in the Heights, but this is ridiculous! 1.4083 0.05269 169 119 31 19
474 Pass it down, I’ll run back and get the next one. 1.4080 0.05026 174 120 37 17
475 your regular guy’s gone mountain climbing this weekend “ 1.4076 0.05640 157 113 24 20
476 Are you sure you ordered five Cokes? 1.4076 0.04530 211 145 46 20
477 That'll be $100...$25 for the pizza and $75 for a new pair of pants. 1.4072 0.05449 167 120 26 21
478 Thanks for installing the elevator, could you do floors next? 1.4067 0.04611 209 145 43 21
479 Be very careful...it's hot! 1.4064 0.04888 187 130 38 19
480 We actually ordered a large... 1.4064 0.04888 187 130 38 19
481 You’re lucky our delivery radius extends vertically. 1.4061 0.04480 197 132 50 15
482 You guys ordered the Mile High, extra cheese? 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
483 Be right back with your change - I left my petty cash in the car. 1.4057 0.05002 175 121 37 17
484 And a $60.00 delivery charge. Due now. 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
485 Who here wanted the pie in the sky? 1.4056 0.05026 180 126 35 19
486 I don’t know how you got me to do this, but, next time, when I knock, would someone please come down to answer the door?! 1.4056 0.05026 180 126 35 19
487 You're almost outside our delivery area. 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
488 There’s gonna be an up charge. 1.4050 0.04865 200 142 35 23
489 Didn’t you ask me to slice it into 6 pieces? 1.4045 0.04940 178 123 38 17
490 Oh oh, I'm about to sneeze. 1.4044 0.05024 183 129 34 20
491 Next time please do curbside pickup. 1.4041 0.05632 146 103 27 16
492 I know you guys have been waiting for your pizza delivery since you took that famous photo in 1932, but better late than never! 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
493 Sorry fellas, I had to wait for the photographer to leave. 1.4036 0.04981 166 113 39 14
494 PLEASE tell me you don't want separate checks. 1.4031 0.04665 196 135 43 18
495 Yeah, we deliver, but next time do me a favor, and order from my competitors! 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
496 What! You guys didn't order a pizza! 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
497 Here's your slice. I'll be back with the others. Next time you guys might consider ordering an entire pie. 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
498 Extra napkins?! 1.4024 0.04988 169 116 38 15
499 The guy without the hat has your tip. 1.4023 0.05150 174 123 32 19
500 Shoot, I left the breadsticks in the car. Be right bac 1.4020 0.04689 204 143 40 21
501 , “I forgot the cheesy bread sticks, I’ll be right back.” 1.4018 0.04380 224 155 48 21
502 Thanks for choosing Girder Dash. 1.4012 0.04957 167 114 39 14
503 If one of you falls, everyone can have two slices. 1.4012 0.05060 172 120 35 17
504 It's okay if you don't tip me." 1.4011 0.04825 177 121 41 15
505 You guys better be good tippers. 1.4011 0.04758 177 120 43 14
506 Just so you know sir, the delivery charge is going to be through the roof. 1.4011 0.04919 182 127 37 18
507 Phew! I almost didn’t get this to you in ‘30 minutes or less’! 1.4011 0.04919 182 127 37 18
508 You promise to leave me a good review, right? 1.4000 0.04708 160 105 46 9
509 This better be a great tip. 1.4000 0.04749 170 114 44 12
510 Sure you want us to tip you? 1.4000 0.05102 170 119 34 17
511 I'll be back with the napkins. 1.3990 0.04399 198 133 51 14
512 Yes, I actually do mind running back to the van to grab you guys some napkins 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
513 We also recommend maintaining 6’ between diners. 1.3988 0.05214 168 119 31 18
514 Don't bother tipping. Catch me next time. 1.3978 0.04778 186 129 40 17
515 Dividing by five was impossible, so I did six and ate a slice. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
516 I’d think you’d want a more balanced meal. 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
517 Drinks? What drinks? 1.3977 0.04941 171 118 38 15
518 Sorry, kid. Wrong address. 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
519 The other four are still in the truck. Maybe you can all start on this one while I run down. 1.3975 0.04928 161 109 40 12
520 Hang on, I’ll be right back with the cheese bread and a gallon of Ranch! 1.3974 0.05037 156 106 38 12
521 You can start on this while I get the other four. 1.3971 0.04473 204 140 47 17
522 Hopefully a balanced meal. 1.3967 0.04625 184 125 45 14
523 Is this free? It took more than 30 minutes. 1.3967 0.04689 184 126 43 15
524 Umm, I also ordered a bottle of coke? 1.3963 0.05162 164 115 33 16
525 Sorry, but I dropped the wings. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
526 Don't fight over the 6th slice ok guys? 1.3952 0.05093 167 117 34 16
527 It’s from your friend the photographer. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
528 And I thought biking in traffic was scary. 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
529 We have a no-tipping policy. 1.3949 0.05328 157 111 30 16
530 Your usual delivery kid? His parents grounded him. 1.3943 0.05308 175 128 25 22
531 This is one time I don't want to hear that word 'tip'. 1.3943 0.04989 175 123 35 17
532 Back in a whiff with the drinks. 1.3941 0.05027 170 119 35 16
533 What do you mean, you dropped your wallet? 1.3941 0.05163 170 121 31 18
534 Be right back, I left your bread sticks in the car. 1.3939 0.05278 165 118 29 18
535 I know the ad says 30 minutes but c’mon…give me a break. 1.3938 0.04864 160 108 41 11
536 I also accept safety tips. 1.3933 0.04524 178 119 48 11
537 It’s been more than 30 minutes 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
538 I don't want to tip either. 1.3924 0.05450 158 114 26 18
539 Forget the tip. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
540 I feel like one of you totally could have met me downstairs. 1.3922 0.05014 153 104 38 11
541 The drone is capturing my delivery for TikTok. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
542 “I’m a little nervous—it’s my first time delivering to upper management. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
543 Third time's the charm! 1.3913 0.04930 184 131 34 19
544 I hope you guys aren't as scared of over-tipping as I am of tipping-over. 1.3911 0.05030 179 128 32 19
545 Guys, no more jokes about tipping please. 1.3910 0.05110 156 108 35 13
546 I also sell life insurance if anyone's interested. 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
547 Sorry for taking longer thirty minutes, I had to wait for the first seventeen stories to be built. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
548 Might need a touch of the old blowtorch. 1.3904 0.05530 146 104 27 15
549 Who ordered pepperoni? 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
550 I'll be back with your drinks. 1.3899 0.05196 159 112 32 15
551 Tell that guy over there he shouldn't smoke. It is dangerous. 1.3892 0.05362 167 122 25 20
552 Don't get up! You can pay me later. 1.3889 0.04882 180 127 36 17
553 Thanks, guys! The cityscape poster you placed in the background will get me in The New Yorker for sure. 1.3886 0.04641 175 119 44 12
554 Sorry for the wait. I went to the wrong beam. 1.3883 0.04907 188 135 33 20
555 What do you mean, you can't tip? 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
556 Sorry guys, I went to Street not Avenue 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
557 Just don't think about the word "Dominoes." 1.3879 0.05129 165 117 32 16
558 Forgot the napkins. Back in an hour. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
559 I could get fired for saying this, but our competitor's pizza is much better. 1.3876 0.06059 129 94 20 15
560 It may be cold. I had to take the stairs. 1.3875 0.04774 160 108 42 10
561 Sorry, we don't tip. 1.3871 0.05128 155 108 34 13
562 Dang, looks like I messed up the delivery. Order was for the year 2022, 35th floor. You guys are year 1935, 22nd floor. 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
563 That'll be $19.32 1.3864 0.05088 176 127 30 19
564 Pizza is even better when you're high. 1.3861 0.05515 158 116 23 19
565 Next time call Domino’s 1.3860 0.05063 171 122 32 17
566 Could you please try not to drop this one? 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
567 We requested contactless delivery. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
568 I thought there were six of you. 1.3855 0.04633 179 123 43 13
569 Your job seems less dangerous than mine. Where do I apply? 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
570 Next time you guys wanna consider dine-in? 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
571 Here you go, one pie in the sky. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
572 I'm elevating my delivery game. 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
573 Elevator’s not working” the guy says. I was expecting a 5 floor walkup. And YOU expect hot pizza? 1.3846 0.05053 143 97 37 9
574 Be careful. The birds have been eyeing this for seven floors 1.3846 0.04955 143 96 39 8
575 That's twenty bucks for the pizza, and a thousand bucks for special delivery. 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
576 Hate to be that guy but you have the wrong address 1.3846 0.05640 156 116 20 20
577 We said no anchovies. 1.3842 0.04748 190 135 37 18
578 Pie In The Sky delivery service. “We go above and beyond!” 1.3841 0.05468 151 109 26 16
579 Oops, forgot the napkins. I'll be right back. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
580 Could one of you text the manager and tell him I quit? 1.3836 0.05075 146 100 36 10
581 This is not what I expected when you said you were high and craving pizza. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
582 29minutes 58 seconds. We good?? 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
583 Our wives couldn't pack lunch today cuz they're picketing in front of some supreme court judge's house. 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
584 My bad! This one's for beam #345-76 1.3830 0.05664 141 102 24 15
585 You guys are really taking that "30 Minutes or it's Free" thing to its limits! 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
586 'When you said you wanted to get high and order a pizza, this isn't what I pictured.' 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
587 I didn’t realize when you called and said “we’re getting high and ordering a pizza” this is what you meant. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
588 You fellas weren't kiddin' about your "up-town" location. 1.3825 0.04938 183 132 32 19
589 It might be a little cold. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
590 What you guys need is a balanced diet. 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
591 I’m afraid some pigeons ate your free breadsticks on the way up. 1.3816 0.05192 152 107 32 13
592 Honestly, this beats working retail. 1.3815 0.04879 173 122 36 15
593 We ordered two large! 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
594 My advice to not to fight over the sixth slice! 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
595 My last day on the job, and they made me deliver here. 1.3810 0.04821 189 136 34 19
596 Our service is above and beyond. 1.3810 0.05047 147 101 36 10
597 Just so you know . . . lots of people fall for our pizza. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
598 I'm late for my next delivery. What's the fastest way down? 1.3806 0.04952 155 107 37 11
599 Sorry--let me go get the one without anchovies. 1.3804 0.04622 163 110 44 9
600 I made it, but a some pigeons got your breadsticks. 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
601 Why six slices? 1.3803 0.05630 142 103 24 15
602 For the last time; five guys is not an address! 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
603 Well, yes, but when you said you guys were all really high, I thought. . . 1.3802 0.04530 192 134 43 15
604 Sorry, fellas - there's an extra delivery charge above 14th Street. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
605 Last time I fall for a 300% tip in the online app. 1.3801 0.04775 171 119 39 13
606 1st time i didnt make it in 30 min. NO. TIPPING. NECESSARY. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
607 What do you mean I could have taken the elevator? 1.3797 0.04676 187 132 39 16
608 I’m just doing this job until I get my feet on the ground. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
609 i'll be back with drinks 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
610 Sorry I was late, I went to the wrong floor. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
611 "I have an order for Bob on floor 56? 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
612 I might be going out on a limb here, but this is for you, right?”. 1.3791 0.04637 182 127 41 14
613 Can I get a real tip this time? That "don't look down" joke was only funny the first time. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
614 I'm sorry, I'm late. I thought I had the wrong address. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
615 You fellas are brave for ordering the anchovies. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
616 Sure, pass the camera over and I'll get a photo. 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
617 You sure you want us tip you? 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
618 Compliments of the photographer. 1.3782 0.05330 156 113 27 16
619 It could be worse - at least you didn’t order drinks! 1.3782 0.05330 156 113 27 16
620 Sorry I'm late -- I had to change elevators three times to get here. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
621 ``Lose my number.'' 1.3775 0.05125 151 106 33 12
622 This is a little pie in the sky 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
623 Sorry I’m late, I went to the beam across the street on accident. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
624 I don’t care if it’s been over thirty minutes. You’re paying. 1.3770 0.04808 183 131 35 17
625 I prefer this delivery to the sewer guys. 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
626 I've delivered pizza to a lot of high people but this is definitely a first. 1.3764 0.04569 178 123 43 12
627 I can't believe you're in our delivery area. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
628 Next time bring a mask and you can sit inside with everyone else… 1.3759 0.06000 133 99 18 16
629 No, I’m sorry sir, it’s not free after 30 floors. 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
630 My boss said we can't guarantee five minute delivery anymore. 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
631 Don’t go anywhere, I’ll be right back with the napkins. 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
632 You said to hold the anchovies and now I’m afraid to let go. 1.3750 0.05805 136 100 21 15
633 It was at that moment that Bobby the pizza delivery boy realized he forgot the cheese and peppers. 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
634 I’ll be back with the cheese sticks. 1.3743 0.04479 179 123 45 11
635 « Found this on the side-walk, is it yours? » 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
636 Sit tight, I'll grab the second one from the car. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
637 Sorry,the wind took your Parmesan packets. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
638 Really hope you ordered it with the works. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
639 Any ideas on how to recycle the box?" R.Weingast Manhattan, N.Y 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
640 Here's a tip... don't look down! 1.3741 0.05801 139 103 20 16
641 I know this sounds crazy, but I think we might be in a New Yorker cartoon 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
642 Sorry, but the wind took your napkins toward midtown. 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
643 Sorry for the delay. The app said 43rd floor but didn’t list a beam number. 1.3734 0.05038 158 112 33 13
644 Really,no tipping necessary!! 1.3734 0.04621 158 107 43 8
645 When they said, "delivery to Five Guys," this isn't what I expected. 1.3734 0.05196 158 114 29 15
646 Sorry I forgot the plates. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
647 Weren't there more of you yesterday? 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
648 Can't believe you made it in 30 minutes 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
649 The sandwich guy is on his way up. 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
650 Doorman says that next time you guys need to come down to the lobby. 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
651 I’m gonna have to ask you guys to consider pick up next time. 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
652 That explains the shortage of pizza delivery drivers 1.3725 0.05398 153 112 25 16
653 Careful, this box is very hot. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
654 Oh, and thank you for the memorial for my predecessor. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
655 Phew! I was so scared I wouldn’t make it in under 30 minutes! 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
656 No, really, please, no tipping! 1.3718 0.05320 156 114 26 16
657 You're gonna tip, right? 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
658 Hey, not to be pushy, but don't you think I deserve a tip? 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
659 What happened to the other six? 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
660 The receipt? 1.3707 0.06187 116 85 19 12
661 I'll be back in a minute with your sodas 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
662 Our new motto: thirty stories or thirty minutes, or it's free. 1.3706 0.05063 170 124 29 17
663 We are so high, we thought pizza sounded so good. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
664 What do you mean you don't have any money? 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
665 This definitely was not covered during the DoorDash orientation. 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
666 Well, when you ordered, you did say that you were 'high' and 'had the munchies,' but we thought... 1.3699 0.04721 173 122 38 13
667 Isn’t pizza the best when you’re high? 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
668 Can you break a hundred? 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
669 The guarantee is only good for 30 stories or less. 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
670 Not that kinda tip!!! 1.3677 0.05260 155 113 27 15
671 My car is double parked, what's the fastest way down? 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
672 We ordered extra pepperoni. 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
673 Here ya go, Mike. How come only 5 slices this time? 1.3672 0.05960 128 95 19 14
674 Just don't tip me." 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
675 We mean it when we say in our ad, "we deliver anywhere." 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
676 This is my biggest drop off of the day. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
677 Can I be in the picture?” 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
678 Who ordered the high rising crust? 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
679 Starting tomorrow, we no longer guarantee thirty minutes or less. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
680 The guy carrying your drinks didn't make it. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
681 When you said you were close to our store we didn’t realize it was straight up! 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
682 Now that you're retired, wouldn't you prefer eating on a park bench? 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
683 My name is Terry Fied. After you've eaten, would you mind calling the number on your receipt for a brief survey about my service today? 1.3647 0.04843 170 122 34 14
684 Can I use your restroom? 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
685 We're fresh out of wings. 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
686 When I was hired I didn’t realize the seriousness of the slogan “we deliver anywhere” 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
687 I cant’t look down, but can someone tell me if the car with the pizza sign has been towed yet? 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
688 I’ve delivered to high customers, but never like this. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
689 The delivery's $149.95 - but the pizza's free. 1.3643 0.05572 140 103 23 14
690 Breadsticks? Ok, sorry, I'll be right back. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
691 Just don't fight over the last piece. 1.3641 0.04380 184 128 45 11
692 I found you because I'm the only driver with a DeLorean, but how did you call this in to the year 2022? 1.3636 0.06422 110 82 16 12
693 I never realized how the placement of pepperoni effects your balance. 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
694 I am not sure ‘free delivery within one mile’ includes altitude. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
695 OK, guys, not funny, your tip is "don't look down"? 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
696 We do not appreciate your business. 1.3636 0.05020 165 120 30 15
697 My next customers are even higher. 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
698 "Be right back with your your drink order." 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
699 Normally, we don't deliver to this address. 1.3636 0.05188 132 92 32 8
700 Will this be altogether or separate bills? 1.3632 0.04475 201 145 39 17
701 Delivery from A Little Slice of Heaven Pizzeria. 1.3631 0.05124 157 114 29 14
702 No, I didn't bring napkins! 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
703 No! I am not going back for extra cheese. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
704 I beg of you, no tipping. 1.3625 0.04649 160 111 40 9
705 You guys give tipping a whole new meaning. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
706 In his mind, Billy envisioned a tragic battle for the last slice. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
707 Sorry about that last one. This is gluten-free. 1.3624 0.05235 149 108 28 13
708 Okay,let me get this straight. This is the work you guys choose to do and two of you jamokes are afraid of a little gluten? 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
709 No more night deliveries guys 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
710 30 minutes or less only applies to buildings with stairs. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
711 I’ll bring the garlic bread separately if that’s ok. 1.3621 0.06048 116 85 20 11
712 On the house, since you waited 90 years. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
713 Joe was about to find out how delivering an unsliced pizza will impact his tip. 1.3617 0.05629 141 105 21 15
714 A heads-up that the elevator is broken would have been nice. 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
715 Please don’t photoshop me out of the picture 1.3614 0.05138 166 123 26 17
716 One Pie in the Sky special, extra cheese. 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
717 I would've left it at the door, but there wasn't one. 1.3613 0.04834 155 109 36 10
718 No tipping required. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
719 Don't worry, it's a balanced diet. 1.3611 0.06506 108 81 15 12
720 This wasn’t what I expected when my boss told I’d go to high places 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
721 Your bread sticks and drinks are being delivered by crane. 1.3605 0.05283 147 107 27 13
722 You guys need a more balanced diet. 1.3605 0.05370 147 108 25 14
723 I'll be back with the sodas. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
724 Hey, try not to drop the change this time, OK? 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
725 That's not the pizza you smell. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
726 Sorry, I can’t add this to your tab. Your balance is already way too high. 1.3600 0.04737 175 126 35 14
727 I think I have change in the car. 1.3600 0.04806 175 127 33 15
728 Careful, the pizza is hot. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
729 The Peter Parker guy just quit yesterday. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
730 No problem. I’ll just run it over to Morty the welder on girder 37B to warm it up for you guys. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
731 I tipped on the app. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
732 Here's your pizza. The high wind blew the other four away... 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
733 I think you might be taking the concept of Free Delivery a bit too far. 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
734 I'll be right back with the breadsticks. 1.3586 0.05421 145 107 24 14
735 I trust you're familiar with our no-tip policy. 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
736 Gotta hurry: my crane is parked illegally. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
737 The photographer wants to do a silly one. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
738 There's only four slices so you'll have to fight over it! 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
739 One well-balanced pizza pie, coming up! 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
740 Thanks, I hope it wasn't hard finding the address. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
741 Careful, it's oily. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
742 They said you sounded high. 1.3577 0.05671 123 89 24 10
743 That’s so dangerous, you really shouldn’t be smoking. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
744 Sorry guys, the other two pizzas can be scraped off of Fulton Street. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
745 I've never been this high delivering a pizza before. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
746 We go 'above and beyond'...I'm sure that will be reflected in my tip. 1.3566 0.05472 143 106 23 14
747 Oh, it's a balanced meal alright. 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
748 Getting up here was the easy part! Cutting it five ways was what stumped me! 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
749 One double cheese with extra rivets. 1.3566 0.05906 129 97 18 14
750 I'm used to our customers being high but this is something else 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
751 You know that if you pick it up yourself,we give you three dollars? 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
752 You mind if I get my camera? I just had a great idea for a picture. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
753 Do you really need me to go back for plates and napkins? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
754 DO YOU HAVE ANY CHANGE? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
755 And it includes a delivery coupon from our competition…. 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
756 He ya go, 6 slices. 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
757 Mind if we don’t get up? 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
758 I'd appreciate it very much if you didn't tip me. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
759 Our pizza's iconic, too." 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
760 Sorry, I couldn’t find parking. 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
761 Be sure to give me a good review on Yelp 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
762 Your drinks are all over the pavement below. 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
763 I got a large pepperoni and a small fear of heights 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
764 No, actually mate, we were the hamburger order. 1.3540 0.05093 161 119 27 15
765 773 is Two Doors Down. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
766 Which one of you said cheese'? 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
767 I left your drinks in the car, I’ll be right back. 1.3534 0.06153 116 87 17 12
768 I hate pizza fridays! 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
769 My philosophy degree didn’t prepare me for this. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
770 I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I'm going to need at least a $5 tip 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
771 Its from your union, and there’s a $25.00 co-pay. 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
772 Napkins? I'll be right back. 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
773 That will be $25 for the pizza and $50 for delivery. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
774 Okay, who gets the pepperoni with vertigo? 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
775 And I thought my job sucked. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
776 Yeah, you have to check the box on the app if you want plates, utensils, and napkins. 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
777 Sorry it took so long. I was waiting for the elevator. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
778 I was told there was a chance of a big tip - now I understand why they said to be careful about it 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
779 the pizza isn't free the elevator took 5 minutes 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
780 We bring pizza to new heights. 1.3517 0.05318 145 107 25 13
781 If you take an iconic photo or something, please tag us. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
782 Sorry the guys on beam 3 must have ordered pepperoni, we asked for Hawaiian 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
783 Drones take over next week! 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
784 No worries, I'll go back and get this reheated . 1.3514 0.06354 111 84 15 12
785 Sorry it took so long the first delivery man lost his balance." 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
786 Not so fast! No pizza until you pay our high and hazardous duty tip. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
787 Watch out for the birds. 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
788 The dispatcher just told me the address and "Don't look down." 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
789 59th floor I presume? 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
790 Ah geeze, I forgot the napkins. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
791 Thank you kind sir, but can you please put a mask on? 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
792 Sorry I’m late. I went to the beam next door. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
793 You better be careful ! It’s Hot ! 1.3495 0.04708 186 138 31 17
794 Don't drop this one! 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
795 Did I bring napkins? Uh... you guys don't need napkins." 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
796 Have you guys been up here since the 1930's? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
797 The time they ordered that stripper to jump out of the cake was so much worse. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
798 You should've ordered wings. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
799 one day in the future they’ll be able to photoshop the pizza guy out. 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
800 What other pizza? 1.3478 0.05601 138 104 20 14
801 Did you remember the vegan & gluten free options? 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
802 how much for the delivery charge ? 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
803 Either I get tipped or you do. 1.3472 0.05245 144 106 26 12
804 You may as well join us; we haven't built the elevator yet. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
805 I thought you would order the wings 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
806 Did you bring napkins. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
807 I’m sorry. They cut it in four pieces. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
808 Can I use your bathroom? 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
809 The drone is out on strike 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
810 I thought you said pizza for…six? 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
811 That'll be a nickel. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
812 I’d like to extend you a lifetime discount on take-out. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
813 What we really need are the wings 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
814 One pizza for five guys? That doesn't seem nearly enough. 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
815 I've reached the height of my career 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
816 Top level delivery is a balancing act! 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
817 Hold this, I have to go back for your drinks! 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
818 Please. Do. Not.Tip. Me.Over. 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
819 No need to tip, guys! 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
820 Wow, when you guys said "upper" Manhattan, you weren't kidding! 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
821 Next time order from Domino’s 1.3451 0.06129 113 85 17 11
822 One slice only per person, otherwise it upsets the equilibrium 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
823 I never get the lady in the bath towel. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
824 I'm the new guy. Rosie got a job as a riveter. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
825 Hey, when do you guys think you'll be comfortable going back to indoor dining? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
826 I used to tell jokes on stage but wanted something safer. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
827 We ordered 4 pizzas 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
828 Sorry it took so long, I couldn’t find the elevator. 1.3440 0.05914 125 95 17 13
829 Just remember, once you get two stories higher, you'll be out of our delivery area. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
830 I’ve cut it in four. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
831 Sorry, traffic was terrible. Did one of you order a pizza in 1932? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
832 Dang, forgot the plates. I’ll be right back. 1.3438 0.04525 160 113 39 8
833 Where’s the guy who hates pineapple? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
834 Can't you pick the anchovies off? 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
835 I prefer this to the six floor walk up I had last night, at least you guys have an elevator 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
836 Don’t you guys usually bring lunch pails? 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
837 I take tips - right now on how to get down safely. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
838 Yeah, I know, the next one is free. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
839 Not a word about tipping, OK? 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
840 That’ll be nine for the pizza and a hundred and fifty for the delivery. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
841 No lunch bags today, gentlemen? 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
842 Compliments of 'Pie in the Sky' Pizza. 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
843 Pizza does hit different when you're high. 1.3423 0.05283 149 112 23 14
844 Sorry I’m ninety years late. 1.3421 0.05289 152 115 22 15
845 I didn't know this is what you meant when you said you were high. 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
846 Really, you ordered the vegetarian pizza?' "Oh shit." 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
847 No need for a tip, please! 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
848 If you could scoot to the side, we have a photo shoot to do. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
849 I found this delivery particularly riveting. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
850 Ever think you might get cropped out of a photo? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
851 Made it in less than half an hour, but those last steps were a killer! 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
852 My tip ? No tip necessary— this experience has helped me decide that law school is a fine option. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
853 I'll be back with the drinks ASAP. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
854 Gluten free, vegan, no salt, thin crust. Can I get you anything else? 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
855 I hope this is part of a balanced diet. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
856 Sorry. I dropped the napkins. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
857 Sure, a tip would be nice. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
858 After 96 floors, it might no longer be oven-fresh." 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
859 Two secs please. I forgot the breadsticks in the car. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
860 One pie in the sky? 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
861 NO! Thanks, but I don’t wanna tip. 1.3403 0.05589 144 111 17 16
862 Napkins? Ah . . . okay, I'll be right back. 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
863 We forgot to slice it. Is that OK? 1.3400 0.05167 150 112 25 13
864 I think that this is the height of my delivery career! 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
865 Please hurry and take it, sir. I’m terrified of pizzas. 1.3394 0.06281 109 83 15 11
866 It's gluten free. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
867 Say cheese. 1.3393 0.04839 112 76 34 2
868 This really puts a strain on our ‘Under 30 Minutes or Free’ policy. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
869 Can any of you guys tell me whether pie in the sky is an idiom or a metaphor. 1.3390 0.06044 118 90 16 12
870 I'm afraid to ask for a tip. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
871 I already wasn't looking down, that's not the type of tip I was after 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
872 A treat from the girls on the beam above you... 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
873 You know this is just a publicity stunt, right? 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
874 Careful now...a pie from this height can kill down there 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
875 The ratings for this pizza are sky-high, you know. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
876 Fred 's coming back tomorrow 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
877 Hi guys! Next time, feel free to call our competitor if you want it delivered... 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
878 Sorry, but after this there will be no more free delivery. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
879 Sorry, guys... I forgot the napkins. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
880 Can you crop me out of the photo? I don’t want my ex-wife to know I’m delivering pizzas now…. 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
881 Oh this is nothing; yesterday I had to deliver to Escher. 1.3368 0.07272 95 76 6 13
882 We'll give you the old lunchboxes back when the photo shoot starts again 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
883 Actually, as it turns out, we will not be needing that sixth slice. 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
884 Tip what you like but hazard pay is $100 apiece 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
885 Feel free to pass the tip down. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
886 You’re going to need to take the pizza in your left hand and pass me the coupon with your right. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
887 This is the one time I don’t want a tip 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
888 I shouldn't say this, but Papa John's tastes twice as good as ours. 1.3359 0.05686 128 97 19 12
889 HR was fresh out of raises, so enjoy this pizza party instead! 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
890 Sorry, your drinks are all over 5th Avenue down there. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
891 Sorry no napkins, it's a bit greasy so be careful. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
892 Where's the second one? 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
893 Oops, forgot the napkins. Be right back. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
894 Just take it", and I'm not interested in any kind of tip. ' 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
895 Don’t tip 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
896 Well, at least it’s a better lunch room than we had at Amazon. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
897 You didn’t order pepperoni? 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
898 I’ll be right back with some plates 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
899 I double-parked about four blocks down. 1.3333 0.06070 117 90 15 12
900 PLEEEASE keep in mind that the $200.00 delivery charge does NOT include a tip. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
901 Up here there's no tipping. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
902 Any last wishes?" "To have a pizza 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
903 Do you validate parking? 1.3333 0.06894 93 72 11 10
904 Do we LOOK like Chicago? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
905 I'm telling my boss we've go to change our promise WE DELIVER ANYWHERE. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
906 There’s an extra $1.00 delivery charge 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
907 Can someone please beam me down? 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
908 Not to complain, but the third floor walk-up left a bigger tip. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
909 We'll let the 30 minute guarantee slide this time. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
910 Now I understand why the last delivery person quit 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
911 Next time, I'm using a drone. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
912 Nice try, fellas, but I'm not falling for the old 'Want a tip?' gag. 1.3333 0.05822 117 88 19 10
913 Hope you guys brought your own napkins! 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
914 That'll be $19.32, please. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
915 Are you sure you don't need any forks or knives? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
916 Six slices, just like you ordered. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
917 Thirty minutes or less my ass 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
918 Sorry I’m late, we just unionized. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
919 Who here ordered an anachronism? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
920 Now, before I give you this, do you guys have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior? 1.3333 0.06062 114 87 16 11
921 That’ll be 10,000 Bitcoins, please. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
922 Who ordered the slice of Americana? 1.3333 0.05574 141 109 17 15
923 You can pick up the other 4 at street level 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
924 The app just said "upstairs." 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
925 A balanced meal it ain't. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
926 Will it affect my tip if I crap my pants? 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
927 Compliments of OSHA! 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
928 There's a slight upcharge on the delivery. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
929 I forgot to slice it - will that be a problem? 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
930 Please, just don't say the word "tip." 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
931 Did anyone order wings? 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
932 Uh-huh, so you all dropped your wallets and can't tip me, right... 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
933 Sorry, I think your dippin' sticks landed on the roof of a cab turning onto 17th street. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
934 Next time you can just leave it at the door. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
935 The only tips I want are tips on how to get down now. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
936 I’ll be back in a minute or so with the calzone. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
937 Can I be in the photograph? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
938 If it's not hot, I not taking the fall for it. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
939 Compliments of Sal's Mortuary. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
940 Careful, careful... it's hot! 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
941 Sorry I'm late, no one knew how to cut an odd number of slices 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
942 Just getting high and ordering pizza, huh? 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
943 I'm going to be in the picture though, right? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
944 No charge. Any pizza more than a half century late is on the house. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
945 It's cut into six pieces. You guys figure it out. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
946 You all seem to always cash in on the "more than 30 minutes and it's free" deal. 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
947 30 minutes or free is void as of today 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
948 Actually, I don't want to be tipped. 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
949 I know we said we deliver any time, but I didn't expect 1939" 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
950 Just so you know, 30 minutes or less or it’s free, does not apply here! 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
951 That was more than 30 minutes, so it's free right? 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
952 Here you go. Have to go back to the car to get your change. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
953 Probably should have cut more than four slices. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
954 When you guys said that you were high, I was expecting something else. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
955 You remembered to bring the mozzarella sticks, right? 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
956 Sorry I’m late, apparently you’ve been waiting since 1935 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
957 Tips are greatly appreciated, especially for how to get back down. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
958 You take cards, right? 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
959 Well, like we say, free delivery within six blocks, 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
960 You guys know a faster way down? 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
961 You think you have it rough? Try getting across town in 30 minutes or less in this traffic! 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
962 Remember, at Pinnacle Pizza, we go to great heights to serve you. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
963 Sorry I’m late, I went to the wrong building. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
964 When you give me the tip, you understand that means money, don’t you? 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
965 Thanks,but you forgot our 2 liter of soda. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
966 Thirty-one minutes. If it's any consolation, it is a new record. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
967 This wasn’t what I pictured when you said you were high. 1.3273 0.06209 110 85 14 11
968 Careful, the box is hot.” Jordan Weltman, Santa Ana, C 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
969 I would prefer not to be tipped. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
970 The coupons inside are for pick-up only. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
971 Sorry it took so long, Peter Parker no longer works with us 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
972 I forgot the wings. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
973 I really hope you leave a good tip! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
974 What took so long? That's another story. Actually, thirty stories. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
975 Just Venmo me. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
976 Really, just now? But at least you get his slices. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
977 Thank you for choosing Pie in the Sky 1.3254 0.05615 126 96 19 11
978 May I ask how you placed this order? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
979 Wait, I’ll be right back. I forgot the napkins. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
980 No tip, please. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
981 Alright, who got da gluten-free cauliflower crust wit extra cashew mozzarella, seitan pepperoni and herbaceous vegan ranch drizzle? 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
982 Sorry it took 90 years- supply chain issues! 1.3243 0.06160 111 86 14 11
983 Nobody's going to believe me when I tell them I delivered a pineapple and anchovy. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
984 I know you ordered this in 1938, but midtown traffic was awful. 1.3241 0.06286 108 84 13 11
985 Eat at your own risk….. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
986 Give me a sec, I think I brought you a Chicago Style 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
987 Yous all want separate checks?! 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
988 The kitchen cut it into four quarters. Hope that doesn’t cause you any problems. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
989 It’ll make for a more relatable dorm room poster. 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
990 To be fair, the first guy we sent got here in under 30 minutes. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
991 Sorry about the 90 year wait, guys. It's on the house! 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
992 You guys eat out often? 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
993 Sorry — the other two boxes fell on someone fifty stories below us. Also your drinks. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
994 Ya . It's free . Next time order from someone else . 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
995 No, I don't have a camera. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
996 Here you go fellas, nothing like a relaxing lunch overlooking our fair city. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
997 When you call in next time,say you don’t want Joe. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
998 I don't want to start something, but this is the 79th floor, not the 78th. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
999 Would you mind if they took a photo with me in it? Otherwise, my wife won’t believe me. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
1000 It's been 31 minutes. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1001 Cold pizza anyone ! 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1002 Please, no tip. I'm trying my best not to. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1003 No, the hardest part was was finding 1932. 1.3218 0.07031 87 68 10 9
1004 Twenty minutes to the building site, eight minutes up the elevator and twenty-three harrowing minutes from the elevator to this perch; so yes, technically your pizza is free. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1005 My manager hinted this would be “my” pie in the sky delivery… 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1006 Be very careful, guys. It's still pretty hot. 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
1007 I had one heck of a time parking. 1.3212 0.05276 137 104 22 11
1008 Half pepperoni, extra dramamine? 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1009 I'll be back with the drinks. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1010 Were they kidding, or not, when they said this pizza was to be dropped off 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1011 Sorry pal, wrong building. That’s for the taller building next door. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1012 It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorOhnooooooooooooooo… 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1013 We’ll be adding some provisos to the 30 minutes or less guarantee 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1014 Now you know why we tipped you that extra 50 cents. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1015 Fyi ... the guys working the 34th floor made fun of your hats. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1016 What do you mean you ordered two pizzas? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1017 But how does the end guy get to the bathroom? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1018 Uh, sorry, that’s Jerry’s on the end. 1.3203 0.05134 153 118 21 14
1019 Here's your pizza. I'm afraid we didn't have the wings you ordered. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1020 I'd recommend a safer choice, like pepperoni. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1021 Forgot the napkins in the car, I'll be right back" 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1022 I’d rather not think about tipping right now. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1023 Thanks for risking your lives and doing this dangerous job. I know you asked for fair working wages and a union, but your boss ordered pizza to thank you instead.” 1.3193 0.06078 119 94 12 13
1024 Where’s your mask? 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1025 I’ll be right back with the drinks. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
1026 I thought I'd be impressed with the balancing act, but I'll be more impressed to see how you split the pie. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1027 Sorry I'm late but the first delivery guy is now a sidewalk. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1028 You ordered wings too? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1029 Don't you guys need a more balanced diet? 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
1030 There is an extra charge for vertical delivery. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1031 Oops, my mistake, this one goes to the 29th floor. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1032 You forgot the napkins… 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1033 Oops! I forgot the Parmesan and the basil! I'll be right back! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1034 I’ve delivered to high people before, but this takes the cake! 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
1035 I just figured out why you guys always wear dark pants. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1036 Hang on a sec. This would make a great selfie. 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
1037 Who had the half sausage-half life insurance? 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1038 Well, when we ordered, they said thirty minutes or it's free. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1039 I wish I was on terra firma! The more firma, the less terra! 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1040 I’m feeling a little anachronistic. 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
1041 Sorry. 30 minutes doesn't apply to this location. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1042 Well, I can see why Uber Eats isn't profitable yet. 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1043 Just take it - I don't wanna tip. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1044 When tipping, keep in mind that if your vertical distance were included, this address would be outside our delivery area. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1045 Chicago-style, right? 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1046 First one was cold so this one is free 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1047 Grated Parmesan and Pepper flakes? Ummmm, so sorry! They're in the Van. I'll be right back. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
1048 I don't know why but business has been falling off dramatically. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1049 I’m begging you not to tip. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1050 Don’t worry, it’s thin crust. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1051 Could we get some napkins, too? 1.3162 0.05903 117 91 15 11
1052 I'll be back with the bread sticks. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1053 Of course,this is a New York pizza! 1.3162 0.05291 136 104 21 11
1054 Could you make it pizza Wednesday? That’s my day off! 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
1055 It's only cut into four slices. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1056 This one is free if you promise not to order delivery next time. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1057 The delivery app has a place for special instructions. You fellas should feel free to use it next time. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1058 Be careful guys, it's hot. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1059 Is this I-Beam 7? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1060 I really need to rethink my work-life balance. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1061 Miss Bourke White sent this up for you, and says "Thanks." 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1062 Please! Don’t fight over the last piece! 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1063 Guys, ever heard of a lunch box? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1064 Dominos 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
1065 Reminds me of my gap year in Paris 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
1066 Anybody see Harold Lloyd around here? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1067 This pizza better not be cold. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1068 It was a long climb. I hope you have a place to heat it up. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1069 What's up, guys? 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1070 Sorry it took ninety years to get your lunch order to you! 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1071 Really? You want napkins? 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1072 Hi guys. This is my first and last delivery to a classic photo. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
1073 Next time order from somebody else, please! 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1074 Uh, no, I can't make change for a fifty. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1075 You’re sure it’s gluten free this time? 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1076 Oh wait - you ordered pepperoni? This cheese pizza must be for the guys sitting on the beam on the next floor up. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1077 Are you sure it's safe here without wearing a mask? 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1078 Just a sec. I’ve got to go back and get the napkins. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1079 The parmesan fell. 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
1080 I’ll come back soon with the other ones 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1081 For some reason I can’t let go. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
1082 Sorry, that delivery took 31 minutes. The pizza is free! 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1083 ‘Thirty minutes or less’ only applies to thirty stories or less. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1084 It's on the house, but don't call again. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1085 That's Amore! 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1086 By the way, I think your doorbell's broken. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1087 The last delivery guy wanted to get a selfie for his Instagram and... 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1088 In loving memory of the 49 Pizza Hut delivery men and women lost to skyscrapers in the 1930s 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1089 Now boys, don't all jump at once! 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1090 WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS???!!!??? 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1091 ...And who's got the artesian truffle, mushroom and arugula on whole wheat crust? 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
1092 It's OK, boys, I'd rather you didn't tip. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1093 I thought I specified contactless delivery. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1094 Unfortunately, I am the drone. 1.3125 0.04981 96 67 28 1
1095 Let's forget the tip! 1.3125 0.05953 112 87 15 10
1096 Who ordered the pepperoni? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1097 There'll be a modest delivery charge, I'm afraid... 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1098 Almost made delivery on time--but here's another freebie, guys." 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
1099 I drove past this place six times." 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1100 The instructions said to deliver to the bar. 1.3125 0.05518 128 99 18 11
1101 You may want to pop it in the microwave. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1102 The receipt’s in the Hudson. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1103 So sorry! You guys look like you've been waiting for decades. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1104 My mistake, I'll be right back with those sodas. 1.3115 0.04668 122 87 32 3
1105 Will a couple of you come to grab the drinks? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1106 Can you split the bill five ways? Thanks. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1107 Calling this the 45th “floor” might be a bit of a stretch. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1108 After all this trouble, I expected a better tip than "Don't look down." 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1109 Sorry, your Twisty Bread is currently plummeting toward 42nd Street. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1110 company policy says its free if longer than 30 minutes, its been 4 hours 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1111 This isn’t what I pictured when they said people order pizza when they’re high 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1112 Who ordered 4 slices? 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1113 It’s free after 30 stories. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1114 Thanks. But the tip and fatal accident charge were already added to the bill. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1115 Well, this gives new meaning to "Order Up!" 1.3109 0.05937 119 94 13 12
1116 I thought builders sat on skyscraper beams only in movies about New York. What an unexpected stereotype to be true! 1.3109 0.05692 119 92 17 10
1117 I'll need to go back to my car for change. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1118 I can’t split the bill five ways, sorry 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1119 Thanks. Oh, and can you bring us some grated parmesan? 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1120 Sorry it took so long, I got lost. So what's not the fastest way down? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1121 OK, I'll take it back. But next time ENUNCIATE. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1122 What..no napkins?? 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1123 Please recycle the carton! 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1124 I didn't have THIS in mind when you asked me to deliver to a high-rise. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1125 I'll be back tomorrow with the other one. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1126 In return for the work crew helping him overcome his fear of heights, Vito helped them overcome their fear of eating dairy and gluten. 1.3095 0.05686 126 99 15 12
1127 I'm not bringing you another if you drop it 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1128 Tip? Do you have change for a 1? 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
1129 Thanks bro. Now please get the soda. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1130 We had to raise prices in anticipation of the upcoming gentrification of the neighborhood 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1131 Since it took longer than 30 minutes it’s free - right? 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1132 This pizza doesn't come with wings. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1133 You the iron workers who ordered pie in the sky 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1134 Sit tight, I'll be right back with the drinks. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1135 I would tip but then I’d fall 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1136 Would it kill you to tip? 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1137 No, I can't give you a refund for the slice you no longer need... 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1138 Most of my customers are high. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1139 Of course it‘s cold, I’ve just delivered five pepperonis to both towers of the Brooklyn Bridge! 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1140 Good thing we have DoorDash! 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1141 My Zelle number is on the inside of the lid if you want to tip me. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1142 So that's your tip, "don't look down"? 1.3077 0.05753 117 91 16 10
1143 Employment figures on the rise 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1144 Alright! We have 1 and 3/5 slices with pepperoni, 1 and 3/5 slices mushroom and onion, 1 and 3/5 slices with sausage and green olives, 1 and 3/5 slices black olives and 1 and 3/5 slices with just cheese. Napkins are in the box. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1145 Fine, the pizza's cold so it's free. Can I at least get a tip for climbing up here? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1146 You know, it's called DOOR dash for a reason. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1147 This isn’t our order. We ordered the veggie pesto delight with vegan cauliflower crust. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1148 Who will be taking care of the balance? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1149 Sorry, I'm late...my GPS wouldn't stop laughing. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
1150 Hey, mind if I take a selfie with you guys? 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1151 Sorry it took more than thirty minutes. 1.3063 0.06110 111 88 12 11
1152 Sorry, wrong century… 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1153 Be right back with your drinks. 1.3060 0.05425 134 105 17 12
1154 Sorry. Had a little trouble with the sodas. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1155 Now that I am here, do you have a toilet facility— or shouldn’t I ask? 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1156 Take it back, we ordered thin crust GF, with lightly salted, sautéed Brussels sprouts. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
1157 Stay there. I’ll be right back with the drinks. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1158 No worries, I needed the exercise. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1159 Cripes! I left the 3 liter of Mountain Dew in my car. Be right back. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
1160 The delivery fee for this will be sky high. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1161 Oops, I forgot the bread sticks. Be right back. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1162 What are the odds you guys built the bathrooms first? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1163 Keep in mind I'm only doing this again because of the tip I got last time. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1164 I'll be right back with the calzones. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1165 ‘Yooz wanna tip? Don’t look down!’ 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1166 Ya know, the deli around the corner is running great specials now! 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1167 Sorry about the change in order: we only deliver thin crust above the 30th floor. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1168 This will tide you over until the photographer comes. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1169 What do you mean, there's no tip? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1170 Dive in, fellas. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
1171 You gotta be kidding - napkins? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1172 Have you thought about bringing your lunch? 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1173 Thanks, I do appreciate the offer to have the 6th piece, but I gotta fly. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1174 Well, I got to your BUILDING in 30 minutes or less. 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
1175 You forgot the sodas. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1176 Hey, could I use your bathroom? 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1177 Careful...this thing weighs a ton. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1178 Here's your pizza. Now how do I get down? 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1179 If one of you knocks the next ones down, it must be Dominoes!!! 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1180 What do you mean this is not the Empire State Building? 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1181 If you need parmesan cheese, I left some with the guys on that beam about twenty floors down. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1182 We've got high turnover. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1183 We also just unionized. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1184 And to think mom said my pie in the sky career goals were not realistic.... 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1185 Can’t believe I’m dating this but please don’t tip me. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1186 I was told to not drop this off 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1187 Alright boys, enjoy your Chicago style pizza. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1188 That’s it guys! No more home delivery for you. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1189 You forgot the beers? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1190 Be careful! The slices are hot! 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1191 'Now that the other guy fell, there will be an extra piece' 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1192 Don't be afraid, I'm vaccinated! 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1193 I don’t think this qualifies for free delivery service 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1194 there is a $100 dollar delivery tip for anything above 10 floors 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1195 I'll be back with the diet coke. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1196 This is the last time I'm delivering to a 'walk-up' building 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1197 That's 18 bucks for the pizza and 250 for delivery 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
1198 Actually, I find traffic more stressful. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1199 So this is what they mean by 'pie in the sky.' 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1200 Sorry to keep you hanging. My GPS was confused. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1201 What happened to the other three? 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
1202 I'm 47 years old and forced to deliver pizzas to pay off medical debt. Hold this, I'm gonna jump. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1203 I think the one-mile delivery radius should be horizontal 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1204 Shoot! My wallet’s in the truck. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1205 Anchovies? You guys are brave. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1206 Sorry its late, I couldn't find the elevator. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1207 Skip the tips. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1208 I'll just run back to my car for your change 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1209 I see why all the orders included Crazy Bread. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
1210 Work-life balance 1.3000 0.06133 110 88 11 11
1211 They did mention that with this job I would climb to new heights. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1212 Sorry, we ordered pepperoni. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1213 No, the on-time guarantee is only good for 30 floors or less. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1214 I'm coming with two more boxes, just hang tight. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1215 Outdoors only, they said. Your safety comes first, they said. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1216 The good news is that the pizza is on special - only $1. The bad news is that delivery is $50. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1217 Our blimp was out of service today,still hot though. 1.3000 0.05996 110 87 13 10
1218 I forgot your breadsticks in my car. I'll be right back! 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1219 We also ordered some crushed red pepper. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1220 Sorry, I forgot my mask in the car. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1221 Sorry I took so long, I fell on my way up. 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
1222 Careful,the toppings are lopsided. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1223 If you need anything else, I'll be up here forever. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1224 Is it too late to order garlic knots? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1225 No the “under 30 minute rule “ does not apply 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1226 That'll be $9.99 plus Tip 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1227 Normally I'd ask for a tip, but I don't want to tempt fate. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1228 Next time, get another stuntman to deliver your pizza! 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1229 You do know there are only four slices, right? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1230 Okay, I get it, no one has cash. Can I at least be in the photo? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1231 Sorry I’m late. The 32nd floor wasn’t marked. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1232 Please just take it. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1233 Did you guys order the pepperoni? 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1234 Wait…you said, “No anchovies”? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1235 Careful there, we wouldn’t want this to be The Last Supper. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1236 I know I’m late, but trust me, this is not free. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1237 I only agreed to deliver because I heard you guys were good tippers! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1238 If you're wondering where are the anchovies, they got spooked on the way up and bailed. 1.2975 0.05585 121 95 16 10
1239 Zamn. I didn't know pizza existed in the 1920s. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1240 Oh Wait! This one is supposed to be for the first floor. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1241 Most our customers are high.” 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
1242 This is the guy who fell last week. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1243 Next time order Chinese takeout, okay? 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1244 I might be back with your drinks. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1245 Please don’t make me go back for the napkins. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1246 They said on the phone that you could split the bill. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1247 It sure makes a change from crime-ridden neighborhoods. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1248 I’m used to delivering pizza to people who are high, but this is ridiculous! 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1249 Is this the 12th floor? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1250 I had to eat the others to make it up the stairs. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1251 It's a little cold. I climbed the wrong building. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1252 ''Your tip? Don't look down!" 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1253 I forgot the "crazy bread," though it does seem redundant. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1254 But we only cut it into 4 slice’s 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1255 Cutting it into four slices was probably a poor decision. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1256 Trust me,I am their manager. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1257 The boys normally leave the extra slices for the pigeons. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1258 Uberhights.com 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1259 I know it's past 30 minutes, but c'mon, give me a break. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1260 Order up! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1261 Sorry guys. Archie’s the only one who Venmoed me. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1262 Thanks! Now how bout a Beam and coke to wash it down? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1263 These delivery drones are getting so life-like. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1264 What do you mean my tip is "Don't look down! 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1265 You're right, with inflation everything's sky high now. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1266 Huh. It's sliced into quarters. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1267 'Yes !We have a safe distancing policy.' 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1268 Don't forget the surcharge for the out-of-range delivery. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
1269 Don't forget to recycle the box. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1270 We deliver, anywhere 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1271 They told me this job would take me to new heights, but this is ridiculous! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1272 Enjoy. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
1273 I thought your policy is 30 floors or more and it’s free 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1274 Skyscraper Pies: We Deliver in 30 Stories or Less 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1275 The gluten free vegan pizza you ordered. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1276 Be right back with your paper plates, napkins, forks, knives, cups, straws and jug of wine. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1277 Pass it down 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1278 Sorry for being late, I was wrongly sent to the floor above. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1279 I do apologize,I vomited my mask off on the 16th story 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1280 Sorry, we ordered a large. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1281 Sorry, I forgot napkins. 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
1282 Wow you guys really took COVID seriously. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1283 Sorry for the wait. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1284 So it so free because it was more than 20 minutes,right? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1285 I’m bringing them up, one at a time. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1286 Our manager says to remind customers to please dispose of the box appropriately. And thank you for prepaying with your phone. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1287 You wouldn’t be so scared if you had magnets in your pants 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1288 I know we advertise 'Free Delivery' but next time we will have to charge for delivery. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1289 Do you want a slice? This was going to feed six of us but Henry fell a minute ago. 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
1290 Sorry for the delay. The elevator was out of order. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1291 Rest In Pieces 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1292 Wait, didn't you order for six? 1.2929 0.06300 99 79 11 9
1293 Sorry fellas, it took me over 30 mins just to get over my fear of heights. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1294 Easy now, it's hot. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1295 No napkins - too windy. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1296 First, how do I know you're Wallenda? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1297 That's one down, four to go. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1298 ...so long story short I left your drinks in my car. Are you guys good without 'em or...? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1299 Sorry, I need to go down for your Coke. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1300 it’s for the fellow down on the other end 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1301 No tip, really NO tip. Please! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1302 What breadsticks? 1.2913 0.06113 103 82 12 9
1303 You wanted red pepper flakes? I can go back--! 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1304 Can you change a fifty? 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1305 #EssentialWorkers 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1306 My bosses at GrubHub suggest that you try Uber Eats for future deliveries. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1307 Man, the parking here sucks ! 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1308 Hey, whatever happened to lunch buckets? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1309 The crew always got the munchies when they were this high. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1310 Thanks, but next time use Grubhub or Door Dash instead of Uber Eats. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1311 Sorry it took so long. The elevator is out of order. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1312 You forgot to cut it. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1313 Sorry. It took me forever to find the place. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1314 I'll be back with your drinks in a New York minute. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1315 No, ours is the thin crust margarita. The meat-lovers goes to the guys on girder 2ab. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1316 This was an order for six. What happened to the sixth guy? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1317 Sorry guys, I forgot the dataphone. Do you have the exact amount of cash to pay? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1318 Actually, my tips are better on FloorDash. 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
1319 What do you mean the guy at the end of the line has the tip?! 1.2901 0.05252 131 103 18 10
1320 Don’t look down” is not the kind of tip that I was expecting 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1321 Really? Paper plates and napkins, too? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1322 I’m sorry but it a hawk grabbed the cheesy breadsticks on the 67th. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1323 Sorry, I got stuck behind a Beamer on the way here. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1324 At least you guys have health insurance. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1325 You should have asked for plastic forks and knifes when you ordered! 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1326 I prefer that you not tip me. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1327 You guys still want that sixth soda? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1328 Sorry, I forgot your drinks 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1329 That’s right. It’s a half hour late so it’s free. 1.2895 0.05672 114 90 15 9
1330 Maybe just pick the anchovies off, then. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1331 I swear to God there's a picture of you guys back at the parlor. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1332 We'll have to draw straws for the two extra slices. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1333 Thanks! Tommy's got your money. He's on the other end. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1334 But try to avoid the Domino effect. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1335 Every time you guys get high... 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1336 Who ordered pie in the sky with pepperoni? 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1337 This is the second most dangerous place I’ve ever delivered 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1338 Sorry. Nobody here ordered any pizza. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1339 The other four pizzas are being delivered by our new drone. It’s got a four pizza weight limit. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1340 Okay, take one and pass it down. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1341 Prices have gone sky high. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1342 Boy you union guys got it made 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1343 So, you guys in a band or something? 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
1344 Sorry, it’s only sliced in four. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1345 Wait! I’ll be right back. I forgot your ranch dressing. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1346 Hope you all are right handed. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1347 The heights I’ll go to too pay off my student loan! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1348 But we ordered burgers … 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1349 Thanks for the outdoor dining option. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1350 Buying lunch again? Seems risky. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1351 But this is the last time. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1352 Thank you for patronizing Pie in the Sky Pizza. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1353 You owe me for an additional delivery surcharge. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1354 I have to be honest, this isn't what my customers usually mean when they say they're "really high". 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1355 No more anchovy pizza,got it? Anchovies make you very thirsty,and out here,very thirsty is a very big problem. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1356 I'm so sorry, it's cut into six pieces. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1357 Here you go guys. Hey, weren’t there six of you here yesterday? 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1358 - “Sorry, cash only” 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1359 Better eat fast! A giant ape's coming way. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1360 Whaddya mean ya didn’ order the pepperoni? Ya said ‘pepperoni.’ “ Erica Weingast, New York Cit 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1361 You know there is a contact free delivery option.. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1362 Sorry for the wait. I’m deathly afraid of metal beams. 1.2871 0.06346 101 82 9 10
1363 Did you just say "Where's the drinks?" 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1364 What do you mean im in the way of a photo? 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1365 Please fellas,no tips. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1366 Let me know when you get that lobby finished.... 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1367 What ever you do, please don't tip me! 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1368 Just fucking take it! 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1369 Never thought we'd use time travel to grow our pizza business into the 1930's. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1370 I hope one of you guys has a pizza cutter!! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1371 Don't tell me you left your wallet downstairs. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1372 I didn’t know you ordered carry-up pizza? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1373 Maybe my folks were right about that English degree. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1374 Compliments of Mr. Trump. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1375 The guy on the bottom floor said you have the balance. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1376 Pizza - $12. Delivery charge - $1200. Watching delivery guy wet his pants - priceless. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1377 Looks like I forgot your Garlic Twisties. I'll be right back. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1378 I’ll take a picture to confirm the order. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1379 This is a temporary job until the market recovers 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1380 Sorry it took a bit to find the address, seeing what floor you're on. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1381 Show me the way down and you can forget the tip. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1382 By the way, 69th floor steel beam is not an address... 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1383 We start drone deliveries tomorrow. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1384 Oh no. I forgot your breadsticks in the car 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1385 I included a free gift card for McDonald's. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1386 Of course it's hot! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1387 Next time, ask for the drone delivery 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1388 I'm a little late, lunchtime traffic was brutal. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1389 I’m gonna skip the promotional“That’s Amore” dance, if you don’t mind. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1390 That was a tall order! 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1391 No, no problem, like last week there was this huge monkey... 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1392 I’m sorry, I forgot the garlic bread, but also, screw you guys. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1393 Delivery for Wallenda? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1394 Do you mind if I take your photo? My boss is never gonna believe this. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1395 I don't have workers compensation, do you? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1396 Don’t tell me. They forgot the anchovies! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1397 You ordered the High Five Combo? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1398 If I fall please at least leave a good review for us on yelp and tell my boss I wanted a raise 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1399 You guys ever gonna finish building this thing? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1400 Do you accept bitcoin? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1401 I love eating pizza while high. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1402 So, uh... You bring any napkins? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1403 Yes, it's still warm. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1404 Authentic Brooklyn style pizza 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1405 How good is this pizza? Skyscrapin’ good. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1406 Tipping culture reaches new heights. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1407 I hope it's okay that I parked there. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1408 Pizza’s free if you just give me the photo rights. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1409 I hope my tip is over and above what I usually get. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1410 I guess you really do have to be high to enjoy pineapple on pizza 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1411 C'mon, fellas! I've a wife and four kids. I can't keep doing this. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1412 No! No tipping me at all! 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
1413 Sorry,the delivery drone is afraid of heights. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1414 Uhhhhh, delivery for Mike? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1415 Good thing DoorDash doesn’t require a door! 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1416 Yes, a tip would be appreciated, assuming we're talking about money. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1417 Next time order as a group. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1418 You didn't order this, but I can't find the guy who did. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1419 I'd really appreciate a 5-star rating! 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1420 Two? You ordered two pizzas? 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1421 whatever you do DON'T DROP IT!!!!! 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1422 I really should have brought all five pizzas up at the same time... 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
1423 How bad did you want that dipping sauce? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1424 You can have them free for a month if you include the box in the picture. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1425 Thanks but, we’re the 5 guys who ordered burgers & fries! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1426 You deserve a big tip; how about 10 cents? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1427 And I thought my job was bad. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1428 Now I just need to pop back to the car to grab your salad. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1429 I don't remember you asking for plates. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1430 Nice hats. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1431 Nice and easy, piece by piece. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1432 Don't bother tipping me. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1433 There's a $500 ladder climbing fee. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1434 There's an elevator?" 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1435 We won't tip . . .you over. Ha ha. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1436 No knife-and-forkers up here, right? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1437 No, really. No tipping please. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1438 I hope it's still hot" Bob Greene bob@contourventures.com 917.696.682 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
1439 Definitely, no need to tip! 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1440 Who needs minimum wage when you can risk your life for a $1.59 tip? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1441 No more $10 tips in pennies please! 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1442 When I signed up to work for Uber Eats they failed to mention this part of the job. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1443 I’m sorry, but the ‘30 minutes or it’s free’ policy does not apply for incomplete buildings over 50 stories. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1444 Sorry for the delay. The elevator is out. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1445 Our policy states that we give priority to people who are isolating 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1446 Jimmy fell off, so someone gets an extra slice. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1447 That took over 30 minutes so this pizza is free 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1448 You've set the pizza delivery bar pretty high. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
1449 I knew I should have gone to college! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1450 You might have said it was a walk-up. 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
1451 'That will be an extra $50 for the delivery' 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1452 Next time I’ll let Uber Eats deliver this pizza! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1453 After this, I'm just going on bicycle deliveries! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1454 Just give me a minute and I’ll go back for the other four. Individually. Then the sodas. How many napkins? After that, I’ll punch your loyalty card. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1455 You guys really ought to be thinking about unionizing! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1456 Next time,call Subway! 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1457 Let’s not tip 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1458 What do you mean, “other way to pay me”? 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1459 This one comes with a parachute" 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1460 Wait -- we say NO pepperoni! 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1461 So, this is how I die. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1462 One thing concerns me here.. Why are you all dressed like you’re from the 1930’s? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1463 You'll have to grate your own Parmesan 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1464 I’m sure you’ve all heard that pizza delivery is one of the most dangerous jobs! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1465 I thought there were eleven of you. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1466 Sorry we actually ordered a gluten free crust 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1467 These aren't the five super high guys I imagined. 1.2787 0.05492 122 98 14 10
1468 Sorry, this is the 14th floor. You want the next beam up. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1469 Sorry 'bout the 30-minute promise. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1470 My boss says if I come back alive he's enrolling me in our corporate high-flyer program. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1471 Soda? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1472 Be right back. I forgot the salad. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1473 Wasn't there with a bottle of whiskey to go with this pizza? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1474 The calories will just fall off. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1475 I'll be right back with your tiramisu. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1476 I also had a soufflé , but it fell. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1477 It looks like you all have found a good work-life balance. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1478 All Stan could think of was that only three of them were going to get a second slice. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1479 Only 1 pizza? 5 guys - 8 slices, really? 1.2773 0.05588 119 96 13 10
1480 It's a very strict policy: No tipping. 1.2773 0.05588 119 96 13 10
1481 I am absolutely, positively, almost sure there is no pineapple on it. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1482 One large anachronistic with pepperoni. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1483 Be careful, the mozzarella is hot. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1484 Oops! Be right back. I forgot the napkins. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1485 I thought the tip was included. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1486 There's a prize in one of the slices. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1487 This is gluten-free,right? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1488 When they said to deliver it to the 13th floor, I kinda thought there'd be a building! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1489 Later that day “Pizza Boy” Pete applied for early retirement.. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1490 Sorry it’s cold, our drone’s down. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1491 Please tell me you're Matt 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1492 Change?! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1493 I know you ordered this in 1932, but I got lost. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1494 The guy with your drinks is parachuting in." 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1495 Here’s your tip…Don’t Fall! 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1496 Sorry there is no tipping up here. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1497 One Meat Lover's Pizza--careful it could kill 'ya. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1498 Here's the 'pie in the sky' daily special. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1499 Thanks! And here's Monopoly money with a Bible verse on it! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1500 Could you guys spread out? I’m afraid of widths. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1501 Next time dine-in only! 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1502 So I guess you haven't gotten around to installing an elevator, huh? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1503 There were six of you here when I took the order. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1504 Thanks, guys for posing for the ad-there is plenty more down below. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1505 I don't care. I still consider it "low-skill labor." 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
1506 I’m behind schedule. What’s the quickest way down? 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1507 Don’t forget a 5 star rating. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1508 Take a bite and pass it on … 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1509 I'm looking for Emily in accounting. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1510 Forget the tip. Just hold me 'til I stop shaking. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1511 Sure, he’s their top delivery guy. But there’s only one way go from here. 1.2754 0.05119 138 111 16 11
1512 Join us. There are 6 pieces. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1513 That’s twenty dollars and I don’t want you to tip me. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1514 One Acrophobia Special with Beta Blocker. 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1515 What do you mean my money’s on the other beam? 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1516 Mike is about to find out how delivering an unsliced pizza will affect his tip. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1517 Pie in the sky anyone? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1518 And thus, the Leaning Tower of Pizza was born. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1519 It's what I call a balanced meal. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1520 Free delivery. No tipping. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1521 This is just a one time thing right guys? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1522 When they said “sky’s the limit” on my new pizza-by-the-slice delivery service, I didn’t quite think through the downsides. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1523 Thanks for supporting my failing business, fellas. I was suicidal until you called. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1524 Oh my God, who said anything about a tip? 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1525 Sorry, King Kong took the salad. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1526 One pizza for 6! Uh... 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1527 Two more floors and you’d have been past our 30 minute delivery zone 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1528 I hand you the pizza box,you hand over a minimum 20% tip. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1529 That'll be $10 for the pizza and we generally get $100 for the tip. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1530 "The pizza is on the house and don't you dare tip me." 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1531 Step over us -- your tip's at the end. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1532 We have an automatic $1,ooo tip policy for any delivery over 20 feet off the ground.. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1533 HOT HOT HOT! 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1534 Sorry, it's quartered. How to make it for five? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1535 The difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one is in the delivery. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1536 …I forgot the ranch. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1537 Now, that's what I call a slice of heaven. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1538 Thanks you for using upper-eats! 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1539 Nah, not ours. We ordered pepperoni. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1540 Next time let’s meet at the front door 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1541 A pigeon stole your side of bread sticks, sorry." 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1542 Don’t tell me you forgot the wings.” 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1543 Pie in the sky, extra cheese? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1544 I'd eat this before anyone takes a photo of you. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1545 I'll be back with the wings, in 20 to 30 stories 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1546 Thin crust - right ? 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1547 It will help you have a well balanced diet. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1548 So, your telling me that this is supposed to go to Rock F. Center, not Rockefeller Center? 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1549 That will be $23.95 for the pizza and 1 gazillion for the service fee. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1550 I know we guarantee delivery under 30 minutes or the food is free but…do you think you could cut me some slack here? 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1551 Now, beam me down, Scottie. 1.2718 0.06045 103 84 10 9
1552 I am from the future, so this may be cold. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1553 Be careful not to tip. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1554 Let me guess, you’re the new guy. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1555 Watch that first step on your way out. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1556 I hope you find your black olive / mushroom pizza . . . riveting. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1557 Sorry I’m late, went to the other under-construction-skyscraper by mistake 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1558 This is the last time I deliver pizzas to the 1940’s. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1559 If you fellas don't mind,I'd prefer not to be tipped. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1560 Hey , don't worry about the tip! 1.2712 0.05471 118 95 14 9
1561 Eat fast, this girder isn't attached to anything. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1562 Pie in the Sky Pizzeria - bringing taste to new heights! 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1563 The drinks, of course! I knew something was missing. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1564 You ordered a LARGE? Let me check my phone... 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1565 If you guys don’t mind, I’m gonna stick around to see how you’ll split these eight slices evenly.” 😏 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1566 The drone pilot said he had vertigo. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1567 The extra pineapples request makes sense now. You guys are really high. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1568 Who’s springing for this? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1569 Sorry, this one's for the guys out there. Move over. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1570 We cut it in fifths, as you asked. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1571 Please don't mention the word "Tip" 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1572 Why don't you guys have lunch boxes like you're supposed to? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1573 You got a harness or something maybe, I don’t get any hazard pay. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1574 So you say you wanted it cut into six slices? 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1575 That’s 15 bucks for the pie, 5 thou delivery charge. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1576 Careful you don't drop the pizza! 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1577 I think you forgot our garlic knots. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
1578 Don't mention it; essential workers got to stick together. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1579 Oh shoot, you guys also ordered wings. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1580 Sorry. I spent an hour looking for the service elevator. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1581 What you mean you didn't order pepperoni! 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1582 Junk food'll kill ya. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1583 The middle guy holds the empty box, we snap the publicity pic, and it’s back to work. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1584 We specifically requested no olives... 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1585 Next time there will be an additional delivery surcharge. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1586 Sure hope I get hazard pay for this! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1587 No tipping is greatly appreciated.” 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1588 who ordered the mile high pepperoni topping? 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1589 Hi ya-fellas. The guys on 49 asked if you could drop a slice. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1590 sorry for the delay, the drone is in the shop. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1591 And for drinks? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1592 Don't order Domino's. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1593 Have you guys sanitised your hands? Can't be too careful. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1594 Now this is what I call a well-balanced diet. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1595 The only tip I'm going to ask for is one on how to get back down. 1.2692 0.06990 78 64 7 7
1596 No,we ordered sausage. Guy you want is working on the Chrysler Building,42nd and Lex,70th floor. 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1597 You’re late, but we’ll let it slide. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
1598 I’m telling’ ya, ya can’t help but fall for this pizza! 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1599 This is my highest calling! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1600 Wow you guys really do go above and beyond! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1601 Thanks, but I don't want a tip. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1602 Congratulations on your “pie in the sky” jobs 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1603 I'm being very careful. I'm bringing them up one at the time. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1604 I'm clearly in the wrong line of work. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1605 Sorry I'm late. I had trouble finding the place. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1606 'One man's interactive art is another man's cold pizza.' 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1607 No rat will be able to get to it here! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1608 You guys gotta be crazy – pineapple! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1609 Did someone order some high end pizza? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1610 You didn't say the last 500 feet were straight up 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1611 Did you find the place ok? 1.2680 0.04752 97 72 24 1
1612 Perfect timing! We were just discussing the applicability of OSHA standards to independent contractors. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1613 Man, I just really want to go to college 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1614 15% tip sounds good to me, right fellas? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1615 We didn’t order it with pineapple. Maybe it was the next girder. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1616 I don’t care how big the tip is, CALL DOMINO’S NEXT TIME!!! 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1617 Safety first: don't forget to wash your hands. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1618 This is the last time I accept a delivery to the High Line. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1619 I’m sorry but I accidentally left your wings in my car 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1620 Here you go. Say, fellas, you mind if I hop over to that girder and take a snapshot? The light's really good. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1621 It may be cold. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1622 Don't forget to rate the delivery in the app, it helps me out a lot! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1623 Delivery prices are higher in Manhattan. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1624 Try not to fight over the last piece. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1625 so where's the beer? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1626 Five slices were geometrically impossible. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1627 This is the last time I deliver pizza to a bar! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1628 No tip?????? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1629 Sorry, I only cut it into four pieces 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1630 That'll be eight bucks. And please, pretty please, next time order KFC... 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1631 It hit some guy in the eye over on third street. Luckily he was a big Dean Martin fan and just laughed it off. 1.2667 0.06477 90 74 8 8
1632 Thank goodness. That photographer sure took his time. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1633 Turkmenistan, inside Fort Know, atop Mount Everest, and now here. Are you guys just effing with me or what? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1634 Two more steps, and we will have a leaning tower with pizza. 1.2661 0.05777 109 89 11 9
1635 Would you consider giving me some slack with the 30 minute delivery guarantee? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1636 Are you the party that asked Siri for the nearest Take-Up Service? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1637 Pizza for six. Wait! what! 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1638 We never order a pizza . 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1639 Missed the 15 minutes window. It's on the house! 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1640 Seriously? There was an elevator? 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1641 Delivery for Mr. I Beam? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1642 Weird how he always finds us inside thirty minutes, no free pizza boys! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1643 Thank goodness for delivery. Tony dropped the sangweech. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1644 Please try not to drop it this time, guys. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1645 where are the cokes ? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1646 Sorry,I thought this was the 33rd floor. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1647 Next time please order pick-up 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1648 I am sorry it took so long, the crane operator was on his lunch break 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1649 We figured the price increase was hazard pay. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1650 I must admit i feel even more precarious here. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1651 The drone was eaten by a hawk. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1652 Sorry I didn't buzz. Someone let me up. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1653 Drinks are on me. I spilled them on my way up. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1654 I see why you asked for "extra high rise"! 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1655 Gentlemen, the “five birds on a wire” special! 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1656 If you build it, they do come! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1657 The others insist that, if you keep ordering extra garlic and anchovies, you eat out here. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1658 Could I just meet you at the door next time? 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1659 If you had put in the elevator first, the pizza would still be warm. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1660 You need change?! I need a change of underwear. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1661 The weirdest thing about this is the pineapple to be honest." 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1662 Where's the photographer? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1663 Careful now. Don't drop anything. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1664 The boss says "this the last free pizza. even if it is more than 15 minutes" 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1665 This is why 30 minutes or less is such a bad idea. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1666 What, the other guys couldn't wait for the photographer? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1667 Do you guys have a bathroom I can borrow? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1668 Wait a minute! You're not getting this until I see you guys do YMCA. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1669 Pizza Delivery Guy, historically America's greatest hero 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1670 Here's your free pizza. This 30 minute guarantee is killing me. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1671 We cut it into six slices, just like you asked...oh. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1672 Our new goal is customer outreach. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1673 These "immersive experiences" are starting to freak me out. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1674 Here is your take and bake pizza. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1675 Will you be needing plates and utensils? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1676 You guys really should install an elevator. 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
1677 I was told I'd have to work my way up from the bottom. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1678 I’m new to the app 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1679 Did someone order a Skyscraper Special, hold the OSHA? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
1680 Is tip included? 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
1681 Did you hold the anchovies? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
1682 You can split Ernie, Chuck, and Jimmy's slices. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1683 Your sodas just became breaking news. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1684 We go to great heights to deliver on time 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
1685 Can I join you? I was shot at three times just coming over here. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1686 Sorry for the delay. My Uberchopper broke down. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1687 This isn't what I thought they meant when they said they had great work-life balance 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1688 My first day at "PIE IN THE SKY PIZZA, WE DELIVER"? Yeah. My last day too. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1689 Oops forgot napkins, brb! 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1690 this is not the 94th floor? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1691 I really don't want a tip. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1692 Hold on the other one is in the car. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1693 Friendly reminder that a delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1694 Careful with the tip. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1695 Of course, now it's obvious this photo is staged. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1696 In the future please order Chinese. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1697 I forgot the garlic knots. Be back in 3 hours. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1698 Please rate me 5 stars on door dash. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1699 Sorry, our mistake. I'll be back in thirty minutes with a five-slice. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1700 Pizza is better when you are high. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1701 I know the ad said we're having a special on "toppers", but I was thinking sausage or pepperoni! 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1702 Sorry I'm late. You don't need to tip me. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1703 You mean didn't order vegetarian? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1704 You're sure this is the table for five? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1705 Okaaay... anything else... or just the napkins? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1706 We also have a pickup service. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1707 Thanks but don’t slip me anything. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1708 This is a thin crust... at street level. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1709 How long before I can take an elevator down? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1710 You don't want to know what happened to your lunch pails that fell. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1711 'The domino effect had reached new heights.' 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1712 Take care the cheese and toppings don't slide off.... 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1713 Guys, here's your pizza. Now I have to figure out why I'm the last person who hasn't experienced the Great Resignation. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1714 Hope you like cold pizza; the elevator’s busted 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1715 Guys, it's really not fair ordering to an address that doesn't exist yet. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1716 No fighting for the last slice. Remember the guy who did? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1717 On pizza, no wings. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1718 Let it go Dad. I need to find my own way in life. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1719 …and the garlic knots? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1720 Be careful, the pizza is still very hot. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1721 I only take cards. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1722 Had I known it was you guys, I would have tossed in a bag of free garlic knots. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1723 You forgot the dipping sauce 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1724 In lieu of a raise, please enjoy this pizza party on us! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1725 I know you said pepperoni, but this is all I got fellas! 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1726 What happened to the other three guys? 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1727 This is the last pizza you're getting. We lost four good men trying to get up here. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1728 It's not late. By the looks of things, it's several months ahead of schedule. 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
1729 Who gets the slice without pepperoni? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1730 That's OK. The tip's included. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1731 Half hour or it 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1732 It’s only free if it’s 30 floors or less. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1733 Hot and Steady 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1734 Sorry, be right back with the garlic knots 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1735 That's one large pizza, hold the vertigo. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1736 Sorry it's cold. Air's thin up here. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1737 You guaranty it's hot, right? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1738 Oops, I left the breadsticks in the dirigible. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1739 Careful, don't drop it. 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1740 This is my tipping point.” 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1741 Any of you know if I have to tip the elevator operator on the way down? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1742 Have you considered forming a union? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1743 The drone that will take your picture is still being charged, so boss sent this up. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1744 ... I told you guys they'd delievery it! 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
1745 Next time, please hold on to your lunchboxes... 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1746 Please, consider a tip. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1747 you could’ve left it at the door, but this is fine 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1748 You'd be surprised how many people who order pizza are high. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1749 Pizza only, I tossed the salad 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1750 Please don't say the word "tip" 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1751 We're so high right now we won't even mention you said 30 minutes or less... 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1752 No need to tip. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1753 Not 'til Sammy ditches the cigarette. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1754 Thanks. . . Do you take Visa? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1755 So, you're absolutely sure you didn't want a side of wings? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1756 That’ll be $200 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1757 They take 30 minute or less delivery really serious. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1758 Have you considered contactless delivery? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1759 Where's the soda? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1760 Take one and pass it down Oops! I mean pass it along 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1761 Anchovies? Really? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1762 Sorry I’m late. Your call dropped. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1763 How can you not fall for the crispy crust? 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1764 Napkins? Sure, I'll be right back. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1765 You'll have to take this back - we asked for extra cheese. 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
1766 Welcome to the pizza tasting tour. You may notice some slight adjustments we have made due to Covid-19 restrictions. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1767 I’m gonna guess none of us knows any Venture Capitalists? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1768 Sorry about that. This time, no anchovies. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1769 I'll be back with your change. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
1770 I'm really taking a chance with this delivery: I'm double parked down there! 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
1771 The dipping sauce is in the car. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1772 The pizza is free since I couldn’t get here in 50 minutes or less! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1773 Sure gives new meaning to eating pizza while high. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1774 I forgot the salad. Be right back. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1775 That’s right, our prices have recently dropped. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1776 Which one of you is Ben Dover? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1777 Sorry it so long, I had a hard time finding parking. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1778 Do you still object to the delivery fee, Alan? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1779 Thanks for the tip. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1780 What do you mean, you changed your minds? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1781 Joe’s Pizza: “Neither snow nor heat nor 42 story sky-rises will keep us from delivering fresh, hot pizza.” 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1782 This time I urge you not to tip. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1783 Happy this isn't a leaning tower for pizza! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1784 I can’t believe I forgot the soft drinks. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1785 Wallenda's Deli delivery service 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1786 Oh, wait. This is for the guy on floor 90. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1787 Now I know morale has been low and some of you have been asking for raises, so....tada! Friday lunch pizza party - management really cares about you 1.2569 0.04402 109 82 26 1
1788 I forgot the bread sticks...I'll be right back. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1789 Only four slices in here, fellows 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1790 No pushin' and shovin' like last time, boys. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1791 No you definitely did not say extra cheese 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1792 They told us we’d have to go above and beyond for a tip, but this feels extreme. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1793 I only have four slices. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1794 Here ya go — I guess you can split that sixth piece now... 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
1795 That'll be $8 and a life insurance policy. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1796 Did you bring any serviettes? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
1797 I'd prefer if you didn't tip. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1798 I'm shaking because I have to take the subway back, since I got car jacked on the way here. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1799 Thanks for the tip. I won't invest in cryptos. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1800 We cut it into six like you ordered. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1801 I dont get paid enough 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1802 Careful about the crumbs. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1803 Geez, Louise!! We ordered a large! 1.2561 0.06678 82 68 7 7
1804 We also ordered breadsticks 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1805 Sorry this isn't "pipping hot"--I had to take the stairs. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1806 No Tipping" is your slogan, not mine 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1807 You guys ever hear of lunchboxes? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1808 Have you guys considered packing your own lunches? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1809 OK if I forgot the napkins? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1810 No, I don't have change for a hundred. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1811 We lobbied for safer work conditions, but management only agreed to a pizza party 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1812 Now did you say it's a left or a right to get out of here? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1813 Go ahead and start without me. I forgot the napkins. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1814 Here you go fellas. Now where's the exit? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1815 Poppa Giovanny's here, you waiting by the Heaven's door, eh? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1816 Extra thin crust , right? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1817 You wanna take our photo after? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1818 Sorry, man, wrong skyscraper. We ordered KFC. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1819 I brought your wings. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1820 See, I told you guys, they'd never leave us hanging! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1821 So from now on our policy is ‘30 floors or less’ 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1822 I've heard people crave pizza when they're high. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1823 Sorry — we couldn't divide it by five... 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1824 My fear is starting to deep pan. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1825 It's a 'thank you' pie from a 'Howard Roark...' 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1826 Start eating, don't wait for the others 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1827 This is gluten free, vegan, dairy free, non-GMO, organic, natural and free of preservatives, right? 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1828 Pledging a fraternity and getting a part time job seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1829 They always give skimp on the pepperoni knowing you won't be back. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1830 The box is recyclable. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1831 Oh, wait, I forgot the placemats. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1832 Tips on getting down are fine 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1833 Talk about pie in the sky... 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1834 yeah, I know, We could have had your order Droned, but at 'Psycho Pizza,' that was just, too easy. 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1835 don't bother 𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨.. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1836 Careful. Those vultures circling around the 23rd story love pepperoni. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1837 Sorry, we only accept cash 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1838 Will that be cash or black and white photo? 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1839 Whaddya MEAN, ‘Is it a Union pie??’ 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1840 Mother told me to stay in school. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1841 I told you - NO olives! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1842 Well look at that, it still took me 33 minutes today, so you're right it's free again 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1843 It’s the high rise crust. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1844 That’ll be 0.00052 Bitcoin. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1845 Don't worry! That aroma isn't coming from the pizza. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1846 I keep my promises....you guys do a good job up here and I'm giving you a free pizza...what could be better!! 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1847 Your sodas? They're Breaking News. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1848 The gluten-free is $5 extra. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1849 Someone ordered from I-bar Eats? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1850 We don't really have insurance for this. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1851 Didn't you want it cut six ways? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1852 Please rate my service in the app. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1853 You know you can do New York style pizza on the ground,right? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1854 There've been some supply chain issues with pepperoni. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1855 Careful!! There could be a Domino effect here! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1856 It’s a one time deal. 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
1857 They told me pizza for six. Sorry for your loss. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1858 Just so you know, management is adding fine print to our 'free local delivery' offer! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1859 You know, there's a great pizza place on 56th that delivers by drone. 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
1860 hey, I hear you’re hiring! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1861 I just wanna be careful since you guys aren’t masked. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1862 Here’s your pizzas with pepperoni, mushrooms, sausages and holy shit. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1863 This is why you need a union 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1864 We requested soy cheese. Marvin is lactose intolerant. 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
1865 That was close - 29 minutes! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1866 How Ray got famous. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1867 You guys ever think about putting in an elevator? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1868 Pizza at McDonalds is back, and they deliver! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1869 Sorry it's late. Don't jump all at once.. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1870 You didn’t forget the red pepper flakes did you? 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1871 Careful. Let it cool a minute so you don't burn your mouth. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1872 Sorry, for being late. Normally, Peter Parker has this delivery route. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1873 I know I'm late but I had to go back home three times for clean underwear. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1874 Guys, be careful. It's hot! 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1875 I'm afraid they only cut these lunch pizzas into 4 slices. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1876 After this delivery, that non-unionized Amazon warehouse job doesn't look so bad. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1877 Hey, wait a minute - this isn't the police station! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1878 That's right , 60 floors in less than 30 minutes or its free 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1879 Careful with the tipping. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1880 Please don’t misunderstand me when I say you haven’t tipped me yet. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1881 You guys have been up here a while, huh? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1882 You forgot the breadsticks. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1883 Grubhub deserves 5 stars. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1884 Can’t believe I’m walkin’ here 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1885 Oh, and King Kong said to hurry up 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1886 Never would have taken you for Chicago-style guys. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1887 Did you need napkins? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1888 Not sure the Dominos pledge applies in this situation 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1889 One time I saw Papa John and he said something really messed up about Polish people 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
1890 Please leave a five star review. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1891 Hang on, we selected contactless delivery. Safety first. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1892 I know it's free delivery within 5 blocks but I'm going to have to start charging you. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1893 Here you go. It's from Shaky's! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1894 I'll be back in mo' with your pepperoni 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1895 Don't look down" is a big tip! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1896 so when are you guys coming down it's been 86 years. " 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1897 You’re walking on thin crust. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1898 If you have been sitting here since 1932, no wonder you're hungry! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1899 I added some tossed cookies on my way up. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
1900 Now I'm not getting it this time if you drop it again. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1901 It was hot when I arrived. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1902 Make sure you wash your hands first. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1903 The deal was 30 minutes or less! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1904 Sorry, the price went up since you ordered in the Depression. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1905 Sorry I'm late. The pizza is free. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1906 Here's your take up order, guys! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1907 Waddya mean no anchovies? 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
1908 There are four pieces left. Fight over it! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1909 Sorry for the wait ... it was hard to do five equal slices! 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1910 You drop it! You get it! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1911 Don't say "tip" 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1912 All right, seriously, guys. This is the last free pizza for taking more than 30 minutes to deliver. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1913 This pizza has 6 slices. Please don't fight over the last one, because... 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1914 Please tell me anything you can about organized labor and forming a trade union. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1915 Here's your pizza...gotta run, I'm double parked. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1916 Enjoy the pizza, no need to tip. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1917 On the bright side, I just hit a million steps for the day. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1918 Careful! We don't want to start a Domino's affect! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1919 There is a $2.00 surcharge to replace my underwear. 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
1920 Gentlemen, I’m expecting this to be a death defying tip. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1921 I feel safer up here than crossing the street during rush hour. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1922 When the guy meets your eye with a big pizza pie that's amore! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1923 Don't worry about tipping. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1924 Delivered in under thirty minutes 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1925 I hope it's still hot. The elevator is not operating. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1926 Here’s your Pie in the Sky, sausage clouded with sunset tomato. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1927 At least it wasn't designed by Escher. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1928 There's only enough here for four of you. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1929 I'll be back with the Pepsi. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1930 Dude, you forgot the pepperoni! 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1931 Let's not fight over who gets the biggest piece. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1932 Sorry guys, the wings fell through. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1933 Hang on, I’ll be right back with your change. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
1934 Here's your pie in the sky, guys. How about a tip 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1935 Sorry. The boss refused to cut it in five pieces. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1936 Me first,him last! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1937 Wait,you guys wanted two pizzas? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1938 You really should try Uber Eats. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1939 Double cheese and sausage for Spicoli. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1940 Here you go gents; hope you appreciate our elevated level of customer service 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1941 Delivery for inflation. Man, your really high. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1942 Sorry for photobombing but I’m supposed to deliver it hot. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1943 You guys are crazy... pineapple on pizza yeech! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1944 Who says pizza can’t be part of a well balanced diet 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1945 Let's see that tip first. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1946 You don't have to give me a tip, just finish the elevator please 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1947 When you ‘gram this can you tag me 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1948 Here’s your “pie in the sky”, gents. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1949 Everything is higher these days. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1950 I expect you to overtip. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1951 Let me run down and get you your change. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1952 Oops. Forgot the extra cheese. Be right back 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1953 Sorry it's late. I'm the third guy they sent up. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1954 Big slice on top goes to the guy who tips. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1955 Don't worry, I'm vaccinated 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1956 Keep me with you, the world below is scary! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1957 You forgot my extra ranch dressing. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1958 Have you considered chow mein? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1959 No, no! I don't want a tip! 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1960 They forgot the pepperoni? Sorry, I'll be right back. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1961 Glad the guy delivering bananas is after me. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
1962 Ok, who has their wallet? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1963 Are you guys hiring? This job is getting too dangerous. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1964 I hope it was worth the wait. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1965 What do you mean you're not tipping? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1966 I hope you can leave one slice as a tip. We couldn't figure out how to cut it in fives. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1967 No prob. Most of my customers are high. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1968 This falls within the delivery mileage radius. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1969 It’s still hot. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1970 “This box is probably not going to be able to be recycled.” 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1971 Here's your tip: Don't look down! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1972 Careful -- it's hot. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1973 extra cheese anyone? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1974 Think about where you are; the pizza is cut into only four slices. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1975 With pepperoni, tax, and time travel, that’ll be $10,000,000,00. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1976 31 minutes....so this one is free! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1977 Don't call again until you build the elevator. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1978 Remote Work Force 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1979 My boss said the job was over my head. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1980 Sorry, there won't be a next time. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1981 Yes,prices are sky high. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1982 How much should I tip? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1983 Courtesy of Sal's Pizza and Funeral Parlor. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1984 The guy on the end is buying. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1985 Hope everybody is okay with anchovies. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1986 Could be iconic. Can I get a selfie? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1987 That's eleven bucks, and, uh, please, no tipping. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1988 So I forgot the plates and napkins… 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1989 So, you hangout here often? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1990 No, we precut pizzas to four slices 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1991 Tip big or I drop it 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1992 Napkins and condiments please 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1993 How's your balance? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1994 Enjoy, and please recycle the box when you’re finished. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1995 Don't think we ordered pizza ... but thanks anyways? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1996 I’ll be back in 2 hours with your drinks. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1997 You'd think you guys would want a more balanced lunch. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1998 Actually, I’d rather you didn’t tip me. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1999 I'm from the future. Your grandkids are gonna love this stuff! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2000 Hang on, were you the guys who said no achovies? 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
2001 My parents were right. I should have gone to college. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2002 Oh shoot! I left your hot wings down in the car.... 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2003 These porn shoots keep getting crazier and crazier. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2004 Do you charge air fare? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2005 No pepperoni for Henry. Pass it down.” 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2006 The fella with the cash is three beams up! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2007 Definitely the high point of my career so far. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2008 And you thought I couldn't get here in under 30 minutes! 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2009 Rivets AND pineapple? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2010 Thanks Dad. My college student loan is finally paid off. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2011 Please,No tip. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2012 No anchovies , right? 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2013 Who had the gluten free crust and organic goat cheese? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2014 This topping is delicious, though a few people say it causes a sudden urge to get up and go to the bathroom. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2015 The tracker said you’d be here 30 minutes ago. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2016 I like toppings, but this is ridiculous. 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
2017 You don't need to give me a tip. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2018 You forgot the drinks 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2019 I'm sorry; they were only able to slice it into 4 or 6 pieces. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2020 '"COME AND GET IT" 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2021 From now on, pick up only. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2022 Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find the address. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2023 Y'know, guys, pie in the sky can turn out to be an ominous thing if you have to deliver it. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2024 N-n-n-n-n-n-next time, pick it up yourself. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2025 Sure you men want pepperoni 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2026 I thought they said “five minutes, not five stories.” 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2027 Guys, it's still warm, I swear. Please don't tip bait me again. 1.2444 0.06382 90 76 6 8
2028 Please don’t tell me the tip is not to trip 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2029 When I got this job, they told me I would soon reach the top. Little did I know this is what they meant. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2030 You'll have to share, the other delevery guy got off at the wrong floor. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2031 Unfortunately, it was cut into quarters, so one of you will have to slip off to get lunch on your own. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2032 I was told I’d be delivering to a luxury penthouse…. Guess they forgot the ‘incomplete’ part. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2033 Last time for delivery. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2034 Four slices, like you ordered. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2035 The tip's appreciated. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2036 You didn't want anchovies? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2037 No anchovies. They're afraid of heights. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2038 Tony says tell ‘ya sorry, the slicer broke. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2039 Sit down, they’re about to take the picture. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2040 Be very careful if you’re flipping for the sixth slice.” 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2041 Your orders will be right up.” 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2042 Be really careful. It’s very hot. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2043 Someone let me in downstairs so I just brought it right up 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
2044 "With extra cheese' is for the guys two girders up: We ordered the pepperoni, Bud. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2045 We wanted Peperoni 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2046 We'll have to flip to see who gets the 2 extra pieces! 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
2047 Try not to get your hands greasy. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2048 For the toppings out ceremony 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2049 At least you guys don't have to work lunch. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2050 Spare a dime for the meter? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2051 I must have smoked a little too much this time because I’m really high 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2052 Of course, it's our classic New York-style! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2053 The buzzer won't be installed for 80 years so one of your neighbours let me in 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2054 Hands off until I see the tip 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2055 I've never given much thought to my vertical delivery radius before. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2056 Yes, we're all essential workers. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2057 hey do you mind taking our picture really quick? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2058 29 minutes flat, buddy. Nice try, but pony up. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2059 your company policy states that if you didn’t get this to me in 15 minutes we’d have it for free… 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2060 Is this Apt. 33B? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2061 This is our final 'Under 30 minutes or it's free' delivery. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2062 Opps sorry forgot the salad. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2063 FAA do not permit delivery by drone. 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
2064 I'd have been here sooner if ther'd been an elevator. Or stairs. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2065 Actually, I’d prefer you not tip me. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2066 ‘Reaching new heights.’ 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2067 Sorry, you got the wrong address. 1.2427 0.05766 103 86 9 8
2068 I got the rest in my car, give me one second. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2069 30 minutes or free? Gimme a break! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2070 Sorry, I dropped the red pepper around the 22nd floor. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2071 We added on a "heights surcharge" instead of "fuel surcharge" on your check. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2072 Where’s your bike? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2073 Careful, it's slippery. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2074 We ordered mushroom, not pepperoni! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2075 Sorry I'm late; went to the wrong girder. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2076 Can any of you guys get me in the union? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2077 I'll be right back, I forgot the soda. 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
2078 Sorry for the delay but Peter Parker is off today. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2079 There are five of you and eight slices, so a couple of you had better watch your backs. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2080 Sorry, but this is cold. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2081 Yes…. I do have paper plates in the car. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2082 Your next delivery will be from our Aves group 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2083 Sorry, I can't balance with more than one at a time. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2084 Is this what's known as "Haute Cuisine?' 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2085 I never thought I’d be sorry for Covid restrictions to end 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2086 Is it hot at least?! We were waiting since 1926! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2087 It's not pre-sliced. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2088 Do you have the coupon? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2089 No, I'm afraid of narrow widths! 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2090 Sorry, fellas. Supply chain issues. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2091 I lack the balance to deliver five orders at once. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2092 Beam me down guys. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2093 I hope I didn’t forget anything 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2094 Gonna go out on a limb here and say you didn’t mean to order this with anchovies 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2095 Hide the box when the photographer comes. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2096 Sorry I’m late, it was hard to find a parking spot 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2097 I majored in Journalism 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
2098 The highlight of the job is travel. I've been all over the city. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2099 I hope Luigi's remembered to slice it! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2100 Extreme al fresco dining 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2101 And you thought pizza delivery up here was just pie in the sky. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2102 Sorry, I forgot the debit card machine in the car. Can you wait here a little longer?" 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2103 It was whole when I started. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2104 I'd prefer you not tip me. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2105 That will be seven dollars even for the pizza. Thirty five dollars for Hazzard delivery. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2106 Who had the paleo and granola?? 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
2107 It is perfectly OK not to tip me. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2108 With a union, you wouldn't get cold pizza. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2109 Be careful, the box is still hot. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2110 I guess you guys never heard about the domino effect. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2111 Put me in your wills and I will deliver it free next time. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2112 The good news is we found your hat... 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2113 That will be 12,676 dollars for the pizza, including delivery with life insurance. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2114 Here's our Fall special, guys. Enjoy! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2115 let’s talk about what is and is not a ‘walk up’. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2116 It is hard to cut 5 equal slices. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2117 E-beam lunch special, half gluten free, half vegan, no garlic, no MgOs. Venmo, Apple Pay, Or Crypto? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2118 A slice of American history. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2119 if there’s a problem with the order, I don’t care. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2120 It's called PIZZA...it's the craze of the future. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2121 Here's your pizza, and you know, the higher I am the bigger the tip. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2122 Sorry.... just four slices. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2123 We ordered five large pepperoni pizza. Is four more coming up ? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2124 No wings? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2125 You guys are going to make us change are motto,”we deliver anywhere.” 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2126 Here's your pizza delivery from withering heights 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2127 This is the last time; we're running out of delivery drivers. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2128 I'm going to send the drinks by drone. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2129 Sorry there’s no door but thanks for the dash. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2130 Too bad, you didn’t get here in 30 minutes! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2131 Damn! I forgot the cheesy bread. Be right back! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2132 The toppings are down to earth 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2133 This must be a new address. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2134 My watch says 31 minutes… 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2135 Oh, so that's why GrubHub doesn't come to this address. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2136 It was a bit tough to reach you but I didn't want to leave you hanging. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2137 Don't bother tipping me today. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2138 You weren't the ones that wanted Canadian bacon and pineapple, were you? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2139 Sorry but we don't deliver Chicago deep dish to anywhere on the NYC skyline. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2140 It might not be hot. You need plates? Napkins? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2141 Sorry about that Sir, I'll come back with a sliced one.... 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2142 I hate to drop and run, but I’m double parked. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2143 The photographer wants the picture to be more iconically American. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2144 How do you want to work the free drink that came with it? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2145 Delivery on the highest level" is a silly slogan 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2146 We have a strict no tipping policy. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2147 I apologize if it's not as hot as you might like. This delivery took a bit longer than usual. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2148 Don’t tip, whatever you do ! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2149 Sorry I’m late, the address isn’t on the map yet 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2150 Sorry for the wait - the elevator was broken. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2151 No. Sorry I don't have change. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2152 I didn’t think you meant this high. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2153 Inventing the time machine was the hardest part! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2154 Brave new world. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2155 I’ll be right back with the correct toppings 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2156 your not unionized? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2157 Tips are appreciated!! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2158 Take a pew, sonny, we ordered for six.” 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2159 I’ll be right back with the p-p-plates. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2160 The drinks are coming right up. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2161 Being up here, it really makes you think. What's thirty minutes? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2162 It's high in everything. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2163 Plus - you can always use the pizza as a parachute! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2164 For the love of God, review us on Yelp. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2165 This outdoor dining thing has gone too far. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2166 Took ya long enough! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2167 There are six slices, one for the guy who just fell. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2168 Pass it down, that’s Sal’s order on the end. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2169 Do me a favor - next time, get sushi. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2170 Sorry I’m late, we’re two delivery boys down. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2171 Now that I'm up here, are there any job openings? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2172 Don't even think "tip." 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2173 Extra large for a Mr. Kong. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2174 Here’s your pie from Acrophobic Ray’s. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2175 Originally, I didn't believe my boss when he said this job would take me to new heights. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2176 I'm always delivering to people when they're high 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2177 Lunchboxes not a thing anymore? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2178 You guys hiring? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2179 You ordered a gluten-free crust?? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2180 You inspired our new style, called “Pie in the Sky”. We're targeting the entire girder lunch crowd. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2181 I also sell life insurance. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2182 You can save $5 if you pickup your order. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2183 You told me to slice into four pieces! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2184 You know there's a Chinese takeout right around the corner. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2185 I guess that's your version of a balanced diet... 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2186 Do you have napkins?” Carol Shain Jupiter, Fl carol_shain@msn.co 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2187 I guess I'm part of the mile high club now 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2188 Can I join your union? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2189 The crust is self-rising, NOT the pizza. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2190 Your drinks and salads will be coming by drone. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2191 Thanks for visiting Upper Crust Pizzeria - Top in the city for our high-rise dough, open-air seating, and riveting views. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2192 Hold on to that my man, I'll be back with the others. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2193 If you're not fully satisfied, just drop it sixty stories for a full refund. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2194 Be careful. The pizza is very hot! 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
2195 'One slice is on the 34th floor.' 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2196 Actually it's the first delivery we've had since "the fall". 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2197 No! No tipping. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2198 You ordered garlic sauce, right ... 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2199 I'll understand if you don't want to tip. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2200 Careful! It's hot, right out of the oven. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2201 Sorry but we couldn’t figure out how to cut it into 5 slices 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2202 The piece “The pizza’s free. We didn’t deliver it in 30 minutes. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2203 How about if we don't call it a "tip"? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2204 Could you take the pie back and reheat it? It's a bit cold. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2205 Really, you’re asking for Free because it took longer than 30 minutes for delivery." 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2206 Pie in the sky promotion offered courtesy of the new app I-bar Eats 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2207 Now remember, if you fall WITH the pizza, I’ll hunt down your entire family. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2208 Sorry kid we didn't order, try those guys on the cell tower over there ...." 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2209 Eight slices. Good luck. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2210 What, no plates? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2211 This is for the guys on the 96th floor, so to speak. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2212 I believe you ordered this from the bar? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2213 Sir, 200’=25% 180’=22.5% 150’=18% 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2214 Did you have trouble finding the place? 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2215 Don't worry about the smell, I only shit my pants. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2216 What’s an OSHA? Also, how did you guess I was an independent contractor? 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2217 Sorry for the upcharge! You're outside our radius by a couple stories. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2218 This ain't what I expected when I read 'the sky's the limit' in the job description 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2219 I got a pizza here for, ‘old timey guys on girder’? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2220 Compliments of the foreman for employee appreciation week. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2221 Actually we ordered two large pepperonis, sorry 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2222 No tip necessary. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2223 Well, this place is BYOB. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2224 Hey, where's the bathroom? 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2225 They forgot to slice it 1.2347 0.05766 98 82 9 7
2226 So you guys have a union, huh? What's it like to have a lunch break? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2227 You guys understand this makes zero sense right? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2228 You want me to run back to the car for the packets of extra cheese? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2229 I can see my House of Pizza from here! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2230 Sorry, they were all out of wings. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2231 No problem. Delivering up here is a lot safer than bicycling through the streets of Manhattan. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2232 be careful,it is still hot! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2233 I'm going to need change for a $20 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2234 No worries... you're not the first one calling when high. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2235 Line my $&@! Tomorrow, I’m ordering drone-a-pizza. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2236 I’ve heard great things about pie in the sky. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2237 You will not believe what I just did to get up here. And um, what’s the quickest way down? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2238 That took longer than 30 minutes, you know. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2239 Please. No need for a tip. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2240 Sorry I’m late, a giant ape stopped me on the 34th floor girder and swiped your banana peppers. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2241 I’m never asking for a raise again. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2242 Eh! Whicha youse guys is Kong? I got 'n exotic pizza here for K.Kong. S'pose to be a big tipper. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2243 If it's not hot enough, I figure one of you guys must know a welder. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2244 Sorry fellas, left the drinks and napkins in the van. Be back in an hour. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2245 When you said to deliver to the 22nd story, this is not what I had imagined. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2246 We cut it in ten pieces so it will go further. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2247 Ok,dammit, I’ll exchange this for a mushroom. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2248 I’ll be right back, I dropped the hot sauce 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2249 Which of you’d fellas ordered the gluten free pie with vegan cheese? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2250 Uh oh! You said five slices, and I just saw there are only four! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2251 This building isn't very safe - I didn't see any security on my way up! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2252 Here's your deep, deep, deep dish pepperoni. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2253 We have decided to end the free delivery offer. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2254 Our specialty Pie in the Shy with everything! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2255 Who ordered the lunch with a view? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2256 Please make way gentlemen, this one's for your neighbors at the end of the beam 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2257 We did the math and it turns out we can't afford it after all. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2258 We set a high bar for pizza in New York. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2259 I don't get paid nearly enough for this. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2260 It was darn close to twenty minutes,and besides you're not a real address yet. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2261 Please try this Kalamata-Brie Supreme anyhow. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2262 Now I see why you guys ordered The Classic. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2263 Here’s the replacement—next time make sure you say gluten-free up front. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2264 No delivery charge for outdoor dining. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2265 I really don’t need to be tipped! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2266 In the dimming light, Dean Martin looked up from the street below and finally knew what ‘Amore’ meant. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2267 Just 5 slices guys, no fighting over them! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2268 Don't all jump at once, but who wants the last slice? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2269 I selected ‘no contact delivery’, you didn’t have to come up 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2270 I know we said 30 minutes or free, but this delivery is in a different air space district. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2271 I should never have said I was 1/16th Mohawk on that application. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2272 This one’s from the ladies on the 35th floor. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2273 Sorry I'm late! I went to the outside of the NORTHWEST corner office down on the 44th floor first! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2274 Thanks, dude! 5 star Uber Eats rating coming your way. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2275 Can you pass it down? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2276 No one out pizzas the hut 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2277 weird.. we haven't orderdered any 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2278 Please grab your calzone before I wet my pants 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2279 What a delivery! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2280 Here's your pizza. I've gotta run, I'm doing a skydiving party next. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2281 Did you happen to remember the side of ranch? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2282 There's an extra $100 charge for delivery! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2283 And here I was, thinking 'pie in the sky' was a prank call. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2284 Him at the end, has your tip! 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2285 You guys couldn’t order Thai once in awhile? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2286 It's margarita instead of pepperoni, but I'm not exchanging it. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2287 Classic New York style, right? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2288 No, no, don't tip me! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2289 Damn, I forgot the napkins. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2290 Yes, it's guaranteed gluten-free - you know you can't be too careful when it comes to your health! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2291 Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find the elevator. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2292 Sorry it took so long—the elevator close door button wasn’t working. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2293 Your skyscraper special is gonna cost you extra. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2294 I could have sworn I checked contactless delivery 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2295 That'll be $20 for the pizza, 20% for a tip, 10% for the view, and 20% more for getting it up to the 84th floor. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2296 Ah, right—napkins… 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2297 Careful: contents are hot. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2298 We included complimentary wings. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2299 Why was I told to cut it into six equal pieces? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2300 It's broccoli, spinach and zucchini. I think it's time for you guys to bulk up on your leafy greens. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2301 Here you go. 1/4 pepperoni, 1/4 cheese, 1/4 linguica,1/4 vegetarian. And a side of anchovies for you. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2302 I can't accept tips! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2303 Wait, didn't you order a pizza for six? " 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2304 Do you guys want plates and napkins?" 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2305 The Flying Wallendas enjoy take out lunch. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2306 It's ok - don't worry about the tip! 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
2307 Thanks again Peter Parker! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2308 Sorry, GPS didn’t recognize Pie in the Sky. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2309 You know get a three dollar discount for delivering it yourself,don't you? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2310 Oh,no! I forgot the plates! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2311 …I also ordered garlic knots 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2312 Next time, order it hand-tossed!" 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2313 I remembered the anchovies this time. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2314 No tipping today, thanks. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2315 Seriously, eat BEFORE you work! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2316 This is not what Bob had in mind when he said he wanted a raise at work. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2317 It took 90 years, but we’re still hungry so we’ll take it. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2318 The Pie is $32.95? who knew the cost of living could be this high 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2319 It’s about time, we’ve been waiting 90 years for this… 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2320 You guys realize that we have an actual store at the other end of this I-beam. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2321 Last day for the High Beam Special. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2322 Oh you wanted it cut in slices 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2323 Be extra careful ,it's Super Hot 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2324 It's not New York without pizza. 🍕 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2325 Uh Oh! Five Guys - Eight slices 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2326 Darn, I forgot the sodas. I'll be right back. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2327 ‘Someone called for Pie in the sky?’ 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2328 OK....1 DOWN, 4 MORE TO GO....! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2329 Gives a whole new meaning to “beam me up Scottie!” 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2330 Sure, you can be in the picture, you earned it. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2331 Never mind about a tip. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2332 You'll have to fight it out for who gets the 6th piece. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2333 You call that a tip? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2334 Unfortunately, demand is sky high. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2335 I put in some Mexican jumping beans just for you all. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2336 I cut into five slices instead of six. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2337 When you said Upper East Side, you really meant Upper East Side. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2338 I have a gluten-free pizza with non-GMO soy pepperoni. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2339 Bridge traffic was awful. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2340 Sorry, I left my wallet downstairs 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2341 Here you go. Your USDA and OSHA-approved pizza. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2342 Now I know why they call it Shakey's Pizza! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2343 There's a drone delivery option on our app. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2344 No need to leave a tip... 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2345 Oh, gee, gotta go back for the napkins! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2346 It's my first day on the job, are you sure this isn't unusual? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2347 Gluten free crust. Sorry. Got it. Be right back. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
2348 Darn GPS gave me the wrong delivery address again! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2349 Please don't ask for the late delivery discount, they would charge it to me! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2350 What do you mean "it's the wrong pizza? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2351 At least let me tell you about our wings special 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2352 I will be back with the second pizza as soon as you build the elevator. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2353 Have you thought about joining a union? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2354 I'm starting to think this job isn't worth $15 an hour. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2355 The order didn’t mention anchovies 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2356 I don’t need a tip. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2357 I have no idea that this is what you meant by 'we are super high' when you called to order 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2358 You have to install a door before you can choose “leave at the door” 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
2359 Delivery! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2360 I gotta get back to my truck. What's the quickest way? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2361 Skyscraper! So you didn't want a pie scraper? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2362 I'm wondering how did you call in this order? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2363 That'll be nineteen, thirty for the pizza and a eight thousand dollars for delivery. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2364 You want a tip? Be careful on your way back! 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2365 And I thought the gig economy was terrifying... 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2366 I sure hope this photograph is in New York, not Chicago. I brought you the thin crust. 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
2367 what? you guys didn't order the anchovy on the pizza? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2368 No, I had no trouble finding you at all -- you really were the only I-beam in the sky with feet hanging over the edge. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2369 Bob's first and last day delivering for "Pie in the Sky Pizza" 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2370 Occurred to me on the way up I don’t get paid for vertical mileage. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2371 Want a tip? Don’t look down.” 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2372 Morty on the other end will sign for it. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2373 Are you sure you asked for Parmesan? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2374 So you don’t want anchovies… 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2375 You deserve our services. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2376 What do you mean 'Did you bring any napkins?' 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2377 You know,we do offer takeout! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2378 Sorry, your breadsticks plummeted somewhere over W 50th St. 1.2273 0.07416 66 57 3 6
2379 We ordered gluten free. Please correct this. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2380 long way up, huh? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2381 Sorry, I forgot the drinks 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2382 So I see not all of you have made it. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2383 Don’t worry about a tip. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2384 I thought this was for six people? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2385 I’ll be right back. The napkins and paper plates you asked for are in my car. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2386 Oops, forgot the pepper flakes! Be right back 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2387 No delivery charge guys, they are desperate for delivery reviews on this one! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2388 Ahh…we ordered two. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2389 This is the regular…I’ll be right back with the gluten-free. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2390 Highline Pizzeria always delivers 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2391 Damn, I forgot the extra dipping sauce! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2392 I'm sure nobody said anything about garlic rolls! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2393 I was told this pizza would be on the house 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2394 Extra large, extra hot, extra cheese, and extra scared. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2395 Here is your pie in the sky 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2396 One-fifth each pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, broccoli and arugula. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2397 Hang on, I need to get a selfie. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2398 Good Grief! When they said,”High Rise” I thought they meant the CRUST! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2399 What's a lunchpail?" 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2400 No sir. The ‘30-minutes-or-it’s free’ promo does not apply. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2401 Ya might wanna watch your step on the way down ‘cause I lost my lunch on the way up! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2402 Hope you didn’t have any trouble finding us! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2403 Oh, please don't bother with a tip. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2404 A pizza delivered with pizza. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2405 Dominoes...seriously? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2406 Could you wrap the leftovers to go. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2407 The guys on the girder below you asked you to try to not drip grease on them. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2408 I was told to be careful delivering this because the caller sounded high. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2409 I’ll be right back up with the wings. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2410 Don’t worry the pizza comes ready cut……into 4!” 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2411 I forgot to recharge the drone... 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2412 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're the one who ordered a pizza with one-fifth anchovies. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2413 Just double-checking. It’s gluten-free, right? 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
2414 I hope you can pry it out of my hands. 1.2258 0.06140 93 80 5 8
2415 Someone order a pie in the sky? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2416 Sky high pizza pie 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2417 sorry we only had a pineapple one 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2418 The tip is a buck apiece... 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2419 Your union-negotiated pizza comes with extra cheese. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2420 Wait,is this 33rd And 3 rd? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2421 You're kinda stretching the '30 minutes or free' rule 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2422 « Never asking for a raise again.. » 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2423 I know we said 20 minutes, but I got caught up in traffic. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2424 Oh - I thought you asked for six slices... 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2425 No I can't change a $100.00. 1.2254 0.07006 71 61 4 6
2426 Sorry, no tip. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2427 Napkins? Now you tell me you want napkins 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2428 Be careful, guys -- it's super hot. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2429 Food delivery in pandemic 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2430 Please hold this while I get the garlic knots from under my hat. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2431 Napkins? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2432 I hate this dream! 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2433 Don’t let the photographer see you wrestling for the sixth piece 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2434 No, he wouldn’t cut it into 5 slices. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2435 Anyone order pie in the sky? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2436 Hurry up and take the photo, man! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2437 You'll have to reheat it ... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2438 Pepperoni is all they had. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2439 Here you go: pizza, napkins, and a cheery note from the developer. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2440 Everything’s complimentary on your very last pizza but please tip me this time! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2441 Be careful with this stuff: they say it will raise your cholesterol sky high. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2442 I should have chosen no contact delivery 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2443 Fellas, I understand you don’t have any cash and I’m sincerely flattered but real life does NOT work like a porno movie. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2444 And all this for ten stinking bucks an hour with tip. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
2445 They cut it in quarters. You all figure it out. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2446 No, I don't have change for a quarter. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2447 Couldn't you guys just build your own pizza? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2448 For the last time, the 30 minutes or free doesn't apply above the 25th floor. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2449 Come here. Give me a hug 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2450 Could we get some Parmesan and red pepper packets? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2451 I held the olives and my butt cheeks. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2452 Hope one of you has a protractor. You need to divide it into 72 degree pieces. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2453 Take one and pass it on 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2454 I should have thought twice before applying to “OUTDOOR DASH” 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2455 Move one floor up and you’re out of our delivery area. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2456 Eight pieces here. What happened to the other three of you? 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
2457 The 30 minute guarantee is door to door, and you don't have a door. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2458 The lasagna specials were the 82nd floor, right? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2459 Yep, it's a perfect balance of meat and veggies 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2460 All in all it’s just a pizza on the wall 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2461 We promise to delivery anytime, but you never said it was in the 1930’s 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2462 Your boss says that this pizza is about all new benefit’s you’ll get in the new contract… 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2463 You gave the last guy too big "a tip." 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2464 Don’t you guys usually get the wings? 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
2465 Could you feel in your pockets and give me exact change? I'm a little low on coins. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2466 Time flies but pizza helps. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2467 If you close your eyes you can imagine it tastes like a fair wage 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2468 You guys haven't aged a bit! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2469 I got a pizza here for Brie Zeenuts. Pizza for... Oh hell not again 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
2470 I’ll be right back with the free garlic twists. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2471 Have you guys considered bringing your lunch? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2472 *Tobey Maguire* It's Pizza Time 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2473 If you want it to be quicker than 11 hours, opt for the Peter Parker delivery next time 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2474 Sorry delivery is late, I got lost! 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2475 Yes, I promise never to ask your daughter out again! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2476 Sorry I'm late; traffic on the girder. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2477 As promised, in less than 30 minutes. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2478 Maybe I was wrong about people who order pineapple on pizza... 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2479 Oh, did you mean to order wings? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2480 Sorry I'm late. The GPS told me to take a different route. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2481 I hope you guys are planning a good tip. On the other hand, I sure hope I’m not about to tip. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2482 It's gluten free this time. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2483 I'm gonna tell the boss to change our ad that says we'll deliver anywhere in Manhattan! 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
2484 Actually, I think I'd prefer not to be tipped. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2485 Outtakes from “Lunch Atop a Skyscraper” by Charles Clyde Ebbets 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2486 You ordered Famous Original Ray’s? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2487 They have to change this '1,000 feet or it's free' policy. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2488 Is it still free for deliveries over 20 minutes? 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2489 Careful, it's very high. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2490 You wouldn't have some pizza peppers in the truck, would you? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2491 Sorry it’s late. The elevator to the 55th floor wasn’t finished yet. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2492 Well this ought to be interesting. There’s only 4 slices. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2493 Who ordered the sky-high pile of meat? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2494 -Still scared of heights, Frank? 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2495 30 floors or less or your pizza is free. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2496 I included some cheesy poppers in case any of your friends drop by for lunch. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2497 Hold this for sec while I sit down. That photographer will just have to wait. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2498 Important delivery, son. Going straight to the higher ups 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2499 Google maps didn't help me with one - how am I on ETA? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2500 Just TAKE IT, for Chrissakes! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2501 I Beam Special. No napkins. 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2502 That'll be $25 plus $1000 danger pay. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2503 Sorry, no tip unless service with a smile. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2504 I’m a little unsteady up here. No need to tip me. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2505 This takes our slogan “ Pizza delivery to your door” to a new level. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2506 "At the count of 3, everyone scooch!" 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2507 No, you asked for it w-with anchovies, r-right 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2508 I'll have to go back down and get your bread sticks. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2509 Of course it’s not hot anymore. There’s no elevator.. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2510 We wanted a pie in the sky. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2511 Wait! Are your hands clean? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2512 Oops, looks PETA got your mega-meat extra cheese order. But I do have a tofu pizza with dairy-free cheese and gluten-free crust for you. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2513 Pepperoni slice,right? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2514 Careful! It's a hand-tossed crust! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2515 Hold on, the fellows are feeling tipsy. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2516 Just so you know, we have a no tipping policy. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2517 Wow! This delivery service is next level! 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2518 What do you mean you wanted pepperoni on the side 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2519 Next time could you please eat out 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2520 Let us know when there is a table available 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2521 Next time, just get DiGiorno. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2522 I hope you understand why this wasn't delivered in under thirty minutes 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2523 We can’t give you a raise, but here’s a pizza! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2524 Did you remember the ranch 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2525 Who ordered a balanced meal? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2526 Your grandchildren will also get high and order pizza. 1.2222 0.06915 72 62 4 6
2527 Split it up guys, I ain't making the trip again. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2528 Lots of vegetables for a balanced diet Sir. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2529 Little-known fact… This is the origin of the “domino effect”. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2530 Wow, this is so Kafkaesque. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
2531 I've never delivered to a cliché before. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2532 We built this city—we built this city on pizza dough 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2533 I need exact change...of pants. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2534 But they said tip was already included… 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2535 I swear it was hot when I entered the lobby. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2536 We also had some seating downstairs 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2537 We ordered sausage, this is pepperoni 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2538 Would you mind bringing us 4 mor pizzas? 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
2539 What's a cell phone? Who's Joe Biden? 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2540 Sorry for the wait boys. Traffic is killer right now. 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
2541 NOW I have to ask someone to talk me off the ledge! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2542 Sorry it took longer than thirty minutes. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2543 I'll be back with the soft drinks--never!" 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2544 Hope you don’t mind that we had to substitute jalapeño peppers as the 5th topping 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2545 Sorry it's late, I turned left at I-beam 9 when I shuld have turned right. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2546 I was down there at 29 minutes. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2547 Someone missed out on the hat memo. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2548 Sorry, this is Lunch atop a Skyscraper. We’ve never heard of Dogs playing Poker. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2549 I get it. Nobody wants pineapple on their pizza. I'll be right back with the pizza you ordered . 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2550 Sorry it took me 92 years and fifteen minutes. Traffic was terrible. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2551 Fyi,we now offer indoor seating. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2552 You can tip on the app. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2553 Please, no tipping today. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2554 I told them I can do anythimg a drone can do. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2555 I forgot the napkins in my car. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2556 Please don’t tip me, Paulie, please. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2557 I'm double parked. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2558 Careful! It’s still piping hot! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2559 High-Risk Labor and Delivery 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2560 First, I want you to promise you'll recycle the packaging. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2561 Sorry…your boss said ‘no beer’. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2562 When Grub Hub sent the memo that they want to elevate the food delivery experience, I thought I was going to have to start wearing a tie to work! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2563 It's only cut into eight slices, so maybe you can arm wrestle for the last three. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2564 Please, gentlemen, no tipping is necessary! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2565 Apologies, drones are on strike 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2566 Might I suggest our in-store specials which include free drink refills, complimentary breadsticks and vertigo-free seating? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2567 Now how do I get back to the 21st century? 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2568 Well, yeah, it is New York pizza. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2569 If you tip me massively you get napkins. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2570 Okay, one Mile-high Pie. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2571 Oh, We didn't order Pepperoni. Take it back. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2572 How much do you guys pay in rent for this place?" 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2573 "Here ya go - 'beam me up, Scottie' just took on a whole new meaning. 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2574 We're taking curbside pickup to new heights. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2575 Is there a bathroom nearby? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2576 Sorry I’m a little late, but my phone kept telling me I couldn’t get here on my bicycle. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2577 Can you let us know when a table indoors opens up. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2578 Careful with the box - it could kill someone! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2579 Too cheesy to be true 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2580 The anchovies are on the side, don't drop them. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2581 Please don't tip too much! 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2582 We ordered pepperoni. The sausage is for the guys two girders over. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2583 It's free. They paid for product placement in millions of posters to come. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2584 30 flights and it's free 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2585 Sorry, but, neither of us carry our wallets with us. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2586 Careful: it’s very hot! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2587 You took the picture already?!? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2588 We said "no onions" 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2589 There’s a high delivery fee for the pie. Ilene Reynolds West Islip, NY 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2590 Anchovies? I think we forgot the anchovies... 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2591 Have you tried contact-less delivery? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2592 Sorry for the delay. Spider-Man’s off today. 1.2184 0.06210 87 75 5 7
2593 I’m sorry. We didn’t have a 30 minutes or less guarantee when you ordered this in 1932.” 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2594 I’ll be right back with your drinks. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2595 Boy, our time travel service charge has got to hurt by 1930’s wage standards. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2596 Sorry. I don’t have any change with me. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2597 Did he remember the extra pepper? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2598 Sorry to do this to you but we definitely ordered the cauliflower crust! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2599 Sorry. The two other pies were pilfered by a pair of peregrine falcons. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2600 Sorry, it got cut into six pieces. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2601 But we ordered two. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2602 Is it gluten-free? What's gluten? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2603 I'm also supposed to tell you you're not being paid, but you can use the images for your portfolio. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2604 Don’t look now, but there’s a guy with a camera over there taking photos of us 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2605 Some guy down there was asking to take your picture but i told him to get lost! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2606 Looks like you guys have to fight for the last slice 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2607 Over-tip me before I tip you over. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2608 Extra peppers? Fuhgeddaboudit! 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2609 You called in a pizza for six. Where, uh, is the....oh, heavens! 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
2610 Keep in mind that if you pick off the onions someone below could be seriously injured. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2611 When altruism wears the face of fear 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
2612 Alright boys, get it while it's hot 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2613 I really should have asked for hazard pay. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2614 Nah, you can pay me when you come back down." 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2615 One more floor, and you'd be outside our delivery area. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2616 I would have been here sooner but I ran into a flock of pigeons on the 83rd floor. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2617 Your wife forgot to pack your lunch box so she used the app. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2618 Um, we're going to nhttps://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/62758558c788a8976566d0cc/master/w_1160,c_limit/220516_a26067_802.jpgeed napkins. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2619 No you’re not the most high customers I have had this week. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2620 Next time order through UberEats. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2621 I just want to be clear that you gentlemen heard me say to tip me, and not tip me over. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
2622 Careful, the anchovies are kind of slippery. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2623 This one is also free. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2624 On the ad, it said if you took more than thirty minutes the pizza was free... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2625 Sorry it took over 30 minutes to get here. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2626 I hope I got the topping right. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2627 Depression or no Depression, I deserve a tip. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2628 Large Skyscraper, 5 toppings, hold the chicken 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2629 The invention of pizza was such a boon to construction workers because it would still be edible after a 20-story fall. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2630 They were out of the pre-sliced. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2631 Most of the napkins are on 59th Street 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2632 There's not enough here for all of you, so push the guy at the end off. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2633 Sorry it took so long parking was not a pizza cake 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2634 you got any openings? pizza delivery is hard work. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2635 No wonder the ‘special instructions for delivery’ were so long 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2636 So… where do you use the bathroom then? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2637 I hate topping out parties. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2638 Oh crud. I forgot the breadsticks. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2639 It might be a little smushed... 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2640 I have to run back down because I left your garlic knots in the car. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2641 I'll be right back; I forgot the soda in the car 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2642 Twenty-nine minutes and forty-eight seconds. Cuttin’ it close, pal. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2643 We tried to call back- now we only need it cut into five slices. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2644 You did say pepperoni, mushrooms but no anchovies? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2645 Never mind the tip -- can you lend me a parachute? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2646 Okay, that'll be 25.99 and... Oh did you hear about that Epstein guy? He didn't kill himself! 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2647 Here, think about this cartoon while your human rights are stolen from you! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2648 I dropped the sodas a few floors down. Anyone have a blue sedan? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2649 You'll get used to it. We have 32 more stories to build. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2650 Ok, this first one is the pepperoni. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2651 When you take your job to new heights-literally. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2652 This puts getting high into a whole new perspective. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2653 You know, the view is a lot better from 30 Rock’s scaffolding 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2654 Hey, is this 4B? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2655 A balanced meal for 5. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2656 I'll go back and get the napkins. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2657 Thirty minutes or it's free? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2658 Sorry about the buffalo wings. I used them to get up here. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2659 ‘It took you longer than 30 minutes to get here. That means a free pie for us, doesn’t it boys?’ 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2660 Any tips on how to get down? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2661 Sorry I'm late. My GPS is vertically challenged. 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
2662 You’re late — so I guess it’s free for us. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2663 They were all out of pineapple" 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2664 I come all the way up here with the pie and the little guy won't eat anchovies? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2665 There’s nothing like pizza when you’re high. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2666 Try to be careful, it's still hot 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2667 I’m never delivering pizza this high again. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2668 This one's on the house. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2669 I had a hell of a time finding you guys! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2670 After you eat the first five slices, whoever remains can share the remaining three.. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2671 Down you go. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2672 It’s a 4cut. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2673 Sorry this took so long. We've never been asked to make one in black & white. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2674 We didn't order no pizza! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2675 Thought you guys retired already. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2676 There'll be a $5,000 delivery charge. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2677 Hold this for a sec. I think my phone app gave me the wrong directions." 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2678 Umm, can we meet on the street next time? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2679 Would you like me to take your picture? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2680 You guys don't have union rights either, huh? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2681 No, that's not what we ordered. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2682 At what point is DoorDash really a side-hustle? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2683 Last time I work for a place that promises ‘30 minutes or less!’ 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2684 Just for you guys, we're waiving the five second rule. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2685 Six pieces here , guys. Don't fight over the last one! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2686 You can skip the tip. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2687 This is crazy! Who cuts a pizza into five slices? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2688 here's your half sausage, half-crazy. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2689 I’m gonna be in so much trouble, my boss told me to stop getting high on the job. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2690 Hey I'm always happy to help, but you guys probably get great phone service up here. You don't need to keep calling me to deliver you porno mags hidden in pizza boxes. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2691 We can't eat this. It's cold. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2692 Whose pie-in-the-sky idea was this, anyway? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2693 You guys should probably be looking for a more well-balanced diet. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2694 I'm late because I wasn't told what floor you were on. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2695 Do you have change for a $20 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2696 We ordered two large pepperoni pizzas 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2697 Delivery charge is $100.00. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2698 Love their policy… defy death or it’s free. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2699 I thought you ordered 6 slices 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2700 I ate all the toppings. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2701 Please don’t litter with the box. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2702 I shouldn't be up here, but I kneaded the dough. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2703 No, I don't have any change. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2704 Watch your step going back through that fog. That's how we lost Joe and Eddie. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2705 Make sure you'll hand it to the last guy 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2706 Did you need a fork with that? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2707 . But we ordered 2 pizzas...... 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
2708 All right, who ordered the grinder on a girder? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2709 You guys ought to skip lunch. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2710 C'mon -- you didn't order pepperoni? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2711 Taking fast food to the next level 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2712 Pesto, Pineapple, Anchovy. Boy you guys are brave. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2713 Sorry, I just can't have pizza with pineapples on principle. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2714 Did you remember napkins? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2715 Here’s a little slice of heaven. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2716 Uber eats for john? 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2717 Please be careful, it’s hot 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2718 I always knew my career would soar to great heights. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2719 Sorry kid, wrong floor. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2720 I’ll be right back with the sodas. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2721 I'm not the cook. He forgot the anchovies. Not me! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2722 Hold on to the pizza...'cause I might fall. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2723 I said you should call and we'd come down. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2724 When I am at street level I always wear a mask. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2725 Are you sure you don’t want napkins? 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2726 Delivery within a mile radius doesn't mean THIS! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2727 Take it back; it’s cold! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2728 The guy who ordered this passed me on his way down, you can have it. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2729 Here's your Pie-in-The-Sky order for four! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2730 Sorry, the napkins slipped my mind. Be right back. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2731 I'll be back in about 5 hours with your garlic bread. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2732 This wasn't the "delivery to Highline" I was expecting... 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2733 You guys are pretty safe up here, because jet fuel can't melt steel beams. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2734 All this for a five cent tip. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2735 I said, “hold the olives!” 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2736 @newyorkercartoons When you're high, have the pizza pie delivered. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2737 Sorry, there's only a slice left. I got hungry climbing up here. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2738 I don't remember if I sliced it. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2739 A quarter tip? Gee, thanks. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2740 I figured you guys were high—but not this. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2741 Don't let any oil from the pizza get on the beam! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2742 New York pizza, present in every Historical moment of the city. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2743 Okay, and who has the Drizly order? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2744 Whew! It was a bitch cutting it in fifths! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2745 Because of the gravity of the current environment tips aren't expected,thanks. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2746 I come from the future. Things aren’t great. Thought this might cheer you up. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2747 Finally. We’ve been waiting here for 90 years. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2748 Is there a faster way down? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2749 Your Pie-in-the Sky delivery is here! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2750 Yeah, well, ‘Watch your step’ is a good tip but not a sufficient tip. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2751 That was 31 minutes, buddy. Thanks for the free pizza. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2752 When I first saw the address, I thought -which moron ordered pizza from inside the store? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2753 What do you mean, no anchovies? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2754 Just to let you know guys, the $1 dollar pizza isn't $1 anymore! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2755 We asked for no mushrooms. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2756 Just tip me in the app. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2757 There are only 4 slices. How are you going to solve this? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2758 The photographer says "sorry," he's been delayed. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2759 Contents may have shifted during delivery. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2760 You guys know I don’t get hazard pay, right? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2761 sorry it took so long, parking up here is a pain. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2762 What 'unclear delivery instructions'? I definitely mentioned that 'we're REALLY high' when I called in the order! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2763 It's a living 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2764 It’s high time you got here! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2765 No, I have to delve to the guy on the end, he ordered it. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2766 Is that all I get? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2767 Which one of you guys is Kong? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2768 Pull taffy. Should be fun! 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2769 I don't think I need any tips from you guys. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2770 You've taken the job to new heights. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2771 The guy at the end has your money. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2772 One extra large Shakey's pizza. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2773 I'm going out on a limb to suggest that you might want a more balanced diet. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2774 Sorry for the delay--I caught a wicked down draft. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2775 I’ll be back with napkins 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2776 The 'we deliver in 30 minutes or it's free' deal does not apply to certain orders. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
2777 Sorry, I need this pizza box for a costume party below. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2778 Of course it's late - you don't have an elevator - or an address. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2779 What do you mean you ordered the new high rise crust? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2780 Are you sure you can't just pick the spinach off? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2781 Be careful! It’s extremely hot! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2782 Not all heroes wear capes. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2783 Hey guys,you might be unionized but I’m not! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2784 Oooo, careful! It's very hot. . . Can be dangerous! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2785 You know if you all tipped over just a little, this could be The Leaning Tower of... 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2786 What did we ever do before Doordash? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2787 ‘ Do me a favor and don’t tip me.’ 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2788 Watch out for pigeons. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2789 The elevator's out. This is the last shift's order. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2790 Boss says if it’s not hot enough, blame the elevation. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2791 Special delivery for people on the edge—I meant people on the ledge. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2792 Are you SURE you still want those garlic knots? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2793 Cutting a pizza five ways is extra. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2794 Our drone is not working. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2795 Sorry it's late gents, but I had trouble passing the safety briefing. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2796 Brrr. Your drinks are in my pockets. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2797 You ordered it with anchovies? Really? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2798 Anchovies! Nobody told me anchovies! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2799 Ooops, forgot your soda. I'll be right back. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2800 I really hate having to double park. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2801 I can't do half sausage anymore - throws off my balance! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2802 Cash only up here. I can't go further out on a limb for credit. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2803 I’ll be right back with your pepperoni, onion-pepper and your hamburger-mushroom pizzas. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2804 We've got to stop meeting like this ! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2805 When I applied for this gig they scoffed at my shooting for that pie in the sky. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2806 Please don’t feed the birds. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2807 In lieu of an inflation adjusted wage, corporate is throwing you guys a pizza party to say thank you for literally building the company 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2808 Which one of you is reaching in their back pocket for the tip? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2809 I'll be right back with the napk i n s! 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2810 I'll have to go back for your drinks. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2811 Sorry, but due to stratospheric demand, we can no longer offer free delivery. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2812 Real sorry about the delay, guys - all the way up here, I kept throwing up and getting nosebleeds! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2813 Who ordered double cheese and salami? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2814 31 minutes! So Yes, it's free. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2815 We've just introduced a new 100% discount if you please just come and pick it up. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2816 And we guarantee that if you drop a slice it will land top side up. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2817 No I don’t suffer from fear of heights. I suffer from fear of pepperoni. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2818 You're outta luck. We don't tip> 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2819 The way you guys are sitting, you might want to leave out the tipping. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2820 I thought the foreman ordered this, but I see five of you! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2821 Yes, I have heard the expression "pie in the sky" but this is ridiculous! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2822 And the elevator will be installed when? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2823 Boss won’t raise your wages above 15 cents/hour but here’s a token of his appreciation 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2824 is "Here´s your high-waiian pizza, guys. Don´t tip me, please" 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2825 This Day In History: union workers receive first known instance of the modern healthcare deductible 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2826 Delivery in 30 minutes or less, NOT 30 stories or less! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2827 I know we say 30 minutes or less, but come on, gimme a break. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2828 Damn, lol. I had a poster of this on my wall in college. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
2829 You guys really take "pie in the sky" seriously, huh? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2830 I should join a union 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2831 How about I give you a tip instead… 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2832 No olives? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2833 Where’s our free soda? 1.2093 0.05990 86 74 6 6
2834 On second thought, tipping won’t be necessary for this delivery. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2835 I HAVE REALLY GONE OUT ON A LIMB TO GET THIS PIZZA TO YOU GUYS 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2836 Somebody order the pepperoni with crazy out your God damn mind bread? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2837 What took so long! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2838 Sit tight! Your drink order is on its way! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2839 Next time, meet me on the sidewalk. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2840 It’s still pretty hot, so be careful. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2841 I had an extra slice left over. Maybe you all can share it. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2842 Sorry, I'll be right back with the napkins! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2843 I forgot the napkins... I'll be back in three hours. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2844 This is what we call “The Domino Effect!” 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2845 You know we offer contactless delivery, right? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2846 THIS IS NOT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2847 I Door Dash on the weekends to pay for gas 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2848 Yes, it's been over twenty minutes but there's an extra charge 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2849 Take one slice & pass the box to the next guy... DO NOT pass it D O W N!! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2850 All of the stairs made me hungry. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2851 I'm sure your other four pies are on the way. My co-worker tells anyone who will listen how those roller skates really speed up his deliveries. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2852 Be careful not to drop the crumbs! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2853 This was never on our choices for toppings. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2854 That will be $15.00. Um...a little help down? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2855 Your promised piece of the pie for movin' on up. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2856 Five coffees ? This is for the birds. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2857 Sorry I'm late. Traffic was treacherous! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2858 High there ! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2859 You took longer than 30 minutes so we don’t owe you a dime! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2860 „And mom said this job had no perspective…“ 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2861 Keep 'em coming, we need more weight on the end. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2862 Pizza for Mr. Jones, room 223 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2863 I thought it'd be gig servin down to earth guys . . Girder Grub 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2864 This time I only dropped it three or four times. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2865 Louis Hines says "thank you for the photograph." 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2866 I'll be right back with the napkins. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2867 Have a slice of life" 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2868 I could of gone to law school. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2869 It seems we've exceeded our delivery pledge of 30 minutes or less. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2870 Mind the gap! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2871 Hey, all this pepperoni is dangerous for your health 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2872 I'm beginning to think you like construction less than you do hanging out. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2873 I'll be right back up with your drinks. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2874 No I don't have change for a twenty. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2875 Sorry, there is not mush-room on the top. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2876 Sorry for the delay, I went to the 57th Street entrance first. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2877 Hang on. This one is for Walenda. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2878 Don't work about tipping; just get me down. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2879 One pepperoni for the smoking section. I'll be right back with your napkins. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2880 The pizza shop was looking for a senior citizen to make local deliveries. I wondered why they asked me if I was afraid of heights . 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2881 Life is all about balance. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2882 Ooh…I actually ordered Hawaiian.” 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2883 DoorDash is really getting out of hand 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2884 What? No tip? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2885 What do you mean, "Where's the garlic knots?" 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2886 You ordered pie in the sky? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2887 Pizza for five! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2888 Quick, take it! Some people down there aren’t happy about the two pizzas I already dropped. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2889 Don't forget to recycle the cardboard. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2890 Six slices, five guys? Coin toss kinda risky up here! 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
2891 Next time, include the elevation with the street address. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2892 The future of a college graduate. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2893 We are gonna have to increase our delivery fees 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2894 I guess this is what you guys call a ‘balanced’ diet. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2895 Sodas,silverware and peppers you ask? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2896 Utensils?” 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2897 You know that $3 coupon they give if you pick it up yourself? I'LL DOUBLE IT!!! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2898 The pizza is only free if it’s 30 floors or less. 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
2899 Hang on to this! I just have to run back down for your beer! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2900 Sorry if I'm a little late. I went to the wrong girder. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2901 Ah geez. I forgot the cheesesticks! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2902 Just tip for the pizza — the wings are flying up on their own. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2903 I'm sorry, but I only have four slices ! 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2904 "Did you remember the plates and napkins?" 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2905 I can take it from here! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2906 Thanks,no tipping is necessary. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2907 Sorry, I didn't get a name for it... 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2908 I always order pizza when I’m high too. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2909 Oh crap...I forgot the garlic knots. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2910 Sorry, the extra peppers may have gotten dislodged when I swung upside down on that last ropeway. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2911 The delivery fee's more than the pie! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2912 You didn't want deep dish? Let's drop it to flatten it out. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2913 I couldn't bring the cheesey bread because it affects my balance. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2914 You don’t need to tip… the delivery charge on this one is sky high.” 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2915 Are you kidding? It took more than 30 minutes just to get up here! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2916 You're just within our service era. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2917 Let’s get high and order pizza 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2918 I wanted vegetarian! 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2919 Up until now, I was against the idea of delivery drones. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
2920 No, we ordered the gluten free crust. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2921 Tip? Oh, I don’t need a tip. I do this just to engage with the abounding cornucopia of humanity. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2922 Hank? No, he's on the girder on the other side of the building. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2923 Courtesy of your non-existent union reps. 1.2051 0.06415 78 68 4 6
2924 Up here, I REFUSE a tip! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2925 Here ya go fellas, a nice hot pizza pie! 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2926 Hope it's not too lean. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2927 If it's pineapple, I'm pushing you off. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2928 You dddid sssay pppeppperrronnni? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2929 The last guys I delivered to were even higher. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2930 Now, what's the longest route back to Broadway? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2931 You.now have increased hazardous delivery charges based upon how high up you have to travel! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2932 Now, if there aren't enough pieces for the last guy over there to get one, have him come down to the next floor and I will order some more! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2933 Mr. Soong's Chinese place is a block from here, and they deliver! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2934 Sure, I'll be right back with the hot pepper flakes 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2935 No sharing with your crane guy. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2936 As promised, delivered in 30 rivets or less! 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2937 Now I’m wishing the robots had taken my job. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2938 I'd better see a better tip this time, guys. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2939 Rise of the Service Economy 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2940 You’re the guys who ordered pizza, right? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2941 Pass it down to Larry, ok. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2942 Please hold it properly now. If you drop it, I won't get it again 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2943 Please don't give me a tip! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2944 We didn’t order a pizza, but we’ll take that off your hands. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2945 I ordered anchovies not pepperoni! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2946 Shoulda just taken the job on the leaning tower of Pizza... 1.2048 0.06123 83 72 5 6
2947 This is from the Provost’s Office. You all completed the Diversity and Inclusion training successfully. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2948 Unfortunately, we're going to be updating our delivery policies to only cover illustrations of the last decade! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2949 I gotta go back down for the second pie. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2950 hope i got it right this time 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2951 The box is a little wet, had an accident passing the 89th floor. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2952 Pizza’s free if not delivered in 30 floors or less. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2953 Domino delivers to new heights. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2954 I threw in extra napkins. It's the least we could do, in Paul's memory. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2955 That'll be $14.99, adjusted for 90 years of inflation. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2956 My folks are right. I have to quit this job and go back to school. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2957 Is this from Pizza by Alfredo? Or Alfredo's Pizza Cafe? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2958 Courtesy of the pigeon next door. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2959 its 30 minutes or free right? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2960 You forgot the wings? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2961 That's okay, don't bother ... the view's tip enough. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2962 it's windy today, I hope it's still hot. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2963 5 stars right? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2964 This is extra cheesy. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2965 When do they install the elevator? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2966 Did you just ask for a knife and fork? This is New York, Pal! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2967 I expected a better tip than “watch your step”. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2968 No. This isn't cut into fifths. I'll go back. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2969 In the future I will deliver your food with a canon. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2970 Gather around guys, pizza's here...no on second thought take a slice and pass it down. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
2971 Oh, you wanted it pre-cut? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2972 No elevator, what gives?! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2973 Here you go— one slice each, and one to (Oops!) drop onto your foreman’s car. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2974 Delivery for someone who ordered a pizza to die for. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2975 I’m sorry sir, but we ordered an extra large ! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2976 You guys always want pizza when you're high. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2977 No, Mario, I will not go back to have anchovies added. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2978 Got change for a fifty? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2979 Here's your ghost pepper pie from Hot Rivet Pizza! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2980 Yeah, I know it was thirty-one minutes, but maybe you could cut me a little slack 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2981 Well, this one’s free since the last delivery guy fell to his death. Oh, shoot! Didn’t you order soda? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2982 Oops. We sliced the pizza into eight slices... 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2983 Sorry, we're take-out only. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2984 Deep Dish! but...You will need to Share it! " J K Fuller. Genoa, N 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2985 This isn't what we ordered. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2986 Here's your 'white pizza' you disgusting heathens. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2987 You didn't ask for utensils. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2988 Neapolitan, right? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2989 You forgot the salads! Could you go back and bring them up with some beers? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2990 Don't anybody even mention a tip. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2991 Uhoh, it’s six slices. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2992 I'll buy if you'll pick it up curbside. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2993 I’ve worked it out. If you only take one slice, we can say balanced 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2994 It's free because we missed our 30 minute delivery window by 90 years. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2995 Don’t worry about it. It’s on the house. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2996 Our Ad said, we deliver pizza to your door 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2997 The other p-p-pie? Last I saw, it was on the r-r-roof of a t-t-taxicab heading down Fifth. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2998 How long before you add the elevator? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2999 This one’s on the Government—with the compliments of the OSHA administrator. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3000 Just how you like it. Toppings edge to edge. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3001 It's not free, I got it here in less than 30 stories. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3002 Guys…I have to charge extra for altitude. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3003 Be careful,don't drop it. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3004 You could have told me the elevator was out of service. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3005 AND your ordered pineapple?! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3006 I asked for gluten free. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3007 I´m sorry, we didn't ordered a pineapple pizza... 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3008 Did you have to mention a tip? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3009 As the only Uber driver in town to do this, I expect a big tip. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3010 Sent by the lady in the opposite building. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3011 One triple anchovies pizza to go, address 'skyscraper 6-story crossbeam'. Would you like napkins with that? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3012 Hi guys. Please give me 5 stars. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3013 You know, we do have a disclaimer on our 30 minutes or less policy. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3014 Please don’t tell me if we got your order wrong. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3015 Oh.. didnt you guys ask for the pizza to be cut into 6 slices? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3016 Thanks kid. Have any trouble finding us? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3017 I-Beam special? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3018 It's just a box. Pizza delivery doesn't come along until the 50's. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3019 Oh no! They forgot the mushrooms! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3020 The doorman let me up. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3021 I believe we order six pizzas” “Yah…about that 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3022 Thanks for inviting me, needed to get away from the Big Apple's hustle and bustle. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3023 Feel free to drop by the store for your next order. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3024 Live life on the edge? No, by the slice. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3025 You guys are brave - here's your Hawaiian pizza! 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3026 Be careful. It might be hot. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3027 Door dash, my ass! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3028 Sorry, we ordered the veg supreme. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
3029 Sorry pal, it's been 31 minutes... 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3030 Now I know what my doctor meant when she said pizza with pepperoni is very high in cholesterol! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3031 You don't want the three slices with pineapple anymore? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3032 Sorry I'm late; I had to invent pizza. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3033 Sorry but even with the $100 tip it wasn't worth it. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3034 You guys better tip really high 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3035 I swear this is my last $1 delivery. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3036 They said you were on 66th floor, sorry it’s late. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3037 Up here, you can't live with a bad tip. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3038 No thanks, I hate having my picture taken. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3039 Tip? Forget about it. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3040 We ordered two extra large 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3041 I heard you were high and hungry 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3042 Did ya rememba the extra napkins? No . . . mmm. . . afta ya next dalivry, coulda ya stop by wit some? There's an extra nickl in it faya. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
3043 What do you mean you want peppers and ranch dressing?! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3044 Are any of you familiar with "The Preacher and the Slave" by Joe Hill? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3045 As of now, we don't deliver anymore. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3046 I must have been high when I took this job 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3047 Forgot to pack your lunch today fellas? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3048 Sorry, the app doesn't offer "don't look down" as a tip option. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3049 You really should keep that guard dog leashed. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3050 This is my last order of the day ... or maybe ever! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3051 And don't do summersaults over the last piece.' 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3052 I hope you got the order right this time! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3053 Thanks, man, we've been up here for ages. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3054 We didn't order pepperoni! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3055 One 17 inch, rivets, hold the anchovies 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3056 One Queen Margherita, ordered on-line even though this is 1930. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3057 When you sit in the sky on a beam like an “I” try anchovies! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3058 To avoid any unfortunate semantic misinterpretation, please don’t tip me 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3059 I'll be back in a minute with the shakes 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3060 I have 2 more in the truck. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3061 High on pizza anyone? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3062 Next time tell me which bar your sitting at. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3063 I’ll take a rain check on the tip. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3064 You will see and extra charge on your bill... it is for laundering my underwear. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3065 Sorry I was a little late,the elevator is not yet installed! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3066 Needs another minute on high 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3067 You can just leave the tip on the app. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3068 Did you forget the bread sticks? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3069 Thanks for using Uber Feats. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3070 But they told me that you wanted 6 slices 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3071 I hope you all like anchovies. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3072 Sorry it's cold, the elevator is out of order. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3073 I'll be back with the garlic salt. Anything else while I'm at it? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3074 Oops. Isn't this WEST 57th street? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3075 “Yeah okay, I think that is $4.59 for one of you, $3.95 for another, $6.23 for somebody else…” 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
3076 The napkins...um the wind got them sir 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3077 Uhmm, Don’t suppose a porta potty is nearby. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3078 You're SURE you said mushroom? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3079 I'll be right back up with the one I dropped. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
3080 You ordered Five? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3081 I gotta say you guys are crazy. I mean who splits a pizza 5 ways? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3082 Sorry for the delay…the charges have been dropped 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3083 Delivery Atop a Skyscraper, 1932 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3084 The crane is delivering the TV contactless. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3085 Sorry,but we definitely ordered the sourdough. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3086 Nope. Not what we ordered. 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
3087 You guys must be pretty high to order anchovies and pineapple. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3088 Sorry kid. Our boss told us that we can't tip. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3089 I noticed in the app you haven't left a tip yet. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3090 Sorry, the breadsticks are too heavy 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3091 Thanks… but where are the breadsticks? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3092 You're welcome but don't you dare give me a tip. --Mariah Burton Nelson, Arlington, VA 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3093 You gotta love the city's new outdoor dining regulations. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3094 Wow, they really meant it when they said you’ll start from the bottom and work your way up. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3095 seriously?! no tip?! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3096 Easy now. Don't drop it. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3097 Pizza on the edge, the pizza that makes you dizzy because it's so good 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
3098 Taking Door Dash to a whole new level 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3099 Sorry I’m 5 minutes late and thank you so much for the $1.25 tip. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3100 It was at that very moment that Ted realized Uber Eats was not the job for him. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3101 I think I’m gonna switch to rideshare driving. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3102 This pizza is for the risk we are all taking 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3103 If you take the long way up, you take the short way down. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3104 First timing joining the pie high club? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3105 The boss said cash only, no more credit 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3106 On the house,! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3107 You have change of a twenty? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3108 Oops,my mistake,there are six slices! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3109 Hey Guys,I left my time machine in a no parking zone. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3110 Sorry, they forget to slice it ... and there's no pepperoni. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3111 At least you guys are unionized. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3112 I forgot plates 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3113 You're lucky we deliver to this zip code. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3114 What about the garlic bread? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3115 This brings takeout to a new level....... 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3116 I really mean it ,No Tipping 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3117 No I can't reheat it, we're up 80 floors, its always cold up here. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3118 Meet on the beam?? I thought you said vegan cheese! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3119 There are only 4 slices - you decide how to settle that problem. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3120 Large pepperoni with extra cheese and Xanax?” 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3121 Sorry I’m late, I got my girders mixed up. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3122 Thanks, but we ordered stuffed crust 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3123 Yes, I will watch my step. Thanks for the tip. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3124 This is for the Larry, the guy at the end, he ordered it, pass it down 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3125 Be right back; I forgot the napkins. Please don’t feed the pigeons. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3126 I-It's on the house! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3127 When they told me it was a pizza delivery for a bunch of "high" guys I had something different in mind. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3128 I don't want to sound entitled, but is anyone gonna tip? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3129 No, I'm not going back for the damn red pepper flakes! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3130 One pie in the sky, for Gerald? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3131 Could I trouble you for a napkin? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3132 And if you’re interested, my band is playing on the 23rd floor tonight. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3133 Sorry to hear about the other six guys. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3134 They told me this would improve my work-life balance 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3135 Oh, geez ... I forgot the breadsticks. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3136 Six Guy” special, wasn’t it 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3137 Oh my god. I'm gonna fall. I'm falling. Oh shit! Shit! I'm about to fall. Oh god I won't make it. Oh no! Noooooo! 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
3138 This is my last delivery to you guys. Forget the good tip. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3139 Really? You wanted anchovies? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3140 Thank you for ordering from Time Travel Pizza. That'll be twenty bucks for the pie, and eight billion for the trip. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3141 We are trying to educate, agitate, organize and Unionize. Any advice and tips will be most appreciated. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3142 Sorry, we had to discontinue the "30 stories or it's free" promotion. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
3143 I stopped to have the riveters re-heat it on the way up. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3144 Here's that high-rise crust pizza you ordered! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3145 No problem. I'll get the parmesan cheese in a minute. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3146 Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3147 Took more than 30 minutes, so it's free, right? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3148 Sorry,you might need to warm this up a little. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3149 So... We ordered some garlic knots too. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3150 Wow, none of you packed your lunch today? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3151 I tried ringing the doorbell, but it wasn’t there yet. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3152 I'm afraid it has pineapple on it. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3153 Sorry, there was only Hawaiian pizza. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3154 This wasn't want I had in mind when I asked for a raise 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3155 This isn't 2B? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3156 Ah, now the pineapple on the pizza makes sense. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3157 Now I understand why you asked us to throw away one slice. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3158 This gives new meaning to 'pie in the sky.'" 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3159 One nonchalant nincompoop's iconic, nostalgic, depression era cliched, unregulated New Deal deal with the drop. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3160 sorry, i can't even look at this drawing without getting dizzy. pax, jb 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3161 I will have to charge extra for this delivery. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3162 Worker's safety hasn't changed much, eh? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3163 I got the gluten-free Vegan Special with homemade Tofu . 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3164 Wait. What? NOBODY ordered the lütefisk pizza with extra goat cheese? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3165 Think this might be worth an extra tip? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3166 Please don't fight over the last slice. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3167 Dude acts like he's never been high before. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3168 I got an order here for the Leaning Tower of Pizza. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3169 Tip-top tip not included. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3170 Compliments of some guy called Chump. Cut in quarters; something to do with tenure. Enjoy. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3171 Seriously, do I really need to come back for napkins? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3172 Thanks for your great "It's Free If Not Delivered In 10 Minutes" policy. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3173 Hey, this ain't ours. We ordered contact-free delivery. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3174 Your boss wanted me to tell you guys that unfortunately there is a tornado in the forecast. He hopes that this pizza will help to boost morale! 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
3175 Maybe we should start packing a lunch. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3176 Is this Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe or Pizza BY Alfredo? #theoffice 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3177 At least we have health insurance. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3178 Living on the edge 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3179 I wish they would just replace me with a drone already 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3180 I asked for contactless delivery 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3181 If you could rate me five stars, I'd really appreciate it! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3182 Sorry for the delay, the foreman wouldn't let me in without a helmet 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3183 'I'll be back in a minute with the mushroom vegan.' 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3184 No tip? You gotta be kidding me. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3185 My apprehension regarding the weight-to-balance ratio caused me to cut back the toppings to just celery. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3186 Large Pizza with extra safety. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3187 It's rising crust 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3188 Thanks for standing there until we were done eating. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3189 Next time you order, I’d appreciate it if you select drone delivery. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3190 I'm balancing three jobs. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3191 Why didn't anyone tell me it was hat day? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3192 My apologies. I accidentally went to the 80th floor thinking it was the 79th. I didn't take into account you all don't put in a 13th. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3193 The Xanax topping was three dollars extra. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3194 I forgot the garlic knots, be right back. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3195 Pizza Volare? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3196 And everyone said this “pie in the sky” thing was unlikely to happen… 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3197 Forgot the drinks. Be right back. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3198 Sorry I'm late, the elevator wasn't working. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3199 You’ll find its ingredients contain nutrients for a balanced diet. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
3200 Sorry. I couldn't carry pepper flaks and grated parmesan. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3201 Little advice. Don’t just sit around and wait for life to happen to you. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3202 Brace yourselves for our awesome pie-in-the-sky special. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3203 This would never happen with Uber Eats. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3204 Just so you know, we offer dine-in service also. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3205 You ordered two? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3206 Tip? I need a raise!” 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3207 Thirty minutes or it's free! How about my time in the elevator? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3208 …but for months they’ve been saying, ‘Elevator goes in next week’. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3209 My daughter does balance beam on the company-sponsored gymnastics team, so they sent me. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3210 Phew! Climbing up here put me behind schedule. Is there a faster way down? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3211 Please, guys. No tip! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3212 Two more and you get a free pie. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3213 Talk about going out on a limb to keep your job!!! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3214 Uber Eats and other non-unionized jobs... 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
3215 Your tip is on floor 43. I dropped it. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
3216 No anchovies, for Mr. Danger? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3217 Never mind the tip 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3218 You guys make the best pizza, but have the worst location. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3219 I've pilfered all your union dues to open up a casino in Vegas and a strip joint in Totowa New Jersey. Enjoy the pizza. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3220 I got your tip right here boy: "don't look down!" Hahaha 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3221 Thirty minutes or less, a guarantee. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3222 Did you happen to see five lunch pails down there? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3223 ‘You’ve brought pie in the sky to a whole other level’ 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3224 Next time it’s a meet at door only option 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3225 One Large Candlelite Pepperoni Pizza, extra cheese, with a side of group accident insurance? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3226 Did you cut it into 5 equal pieces like I ordered? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3227 Uh, small vegan with extra chilis, right? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3228 I helped myself to the sixth piece when I saw the tragic accident. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3229 Actually, the tip I would prefer is how to get back down safely 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3230 When we said our pizza deliveries were of high quality, this is what we meant 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3231 Oh, hang on—I grabbed the wrong order 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3232 This is the last time, we can't keep replacing delivery boys in this economy. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3233 But we wanted extra cheese 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3234 Here’s your tip kid…don’t fall! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3235 Sorry man you can take it back, we're Keto 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3236 Pizza Rat is waiting for the ball to drop 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3237 Damn. That's right. Your's was the extra pepperoni... 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3238 Sorry for the delay. Cutting it into 5 equal pieces required several attempts. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3239 We offer contactless delivery 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3240 i told ya they deliver... 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3241 I hope you guys don’t mind. I forgot the pepperoni. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3242 Sorry, we were out of chicken parm 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3243 You should try Dante's next time – I hear it's the best in the city. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3244 I'm telling you....the commercial about the helicopter delivery was supposed to be a joke. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3245 I've heard that pizza tastes really good when eaten while sitting on a high beam. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3246 Here’s your pizza. Please don’t tip me. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3247 Even for doubling my tip, I'm NOT coming back with more parmegian. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3248 Sooo…30 minutes or it’s free, right? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3249 This job is getting a bit high-risk for my taste 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3250 This is not what I thought you meant when you asked for the New York style pizza. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3251 My boss decided it would be easier to invent time travel and recruit here in the 1930’s than pay a living wage in the future. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3252 Welcome to the mile-high club, fellas! And go easy on that pepperoni. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3253 Oh,the pepperoni is for the guys ten floors up? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3254 Next time, try the wings. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3255 It's even better with a Miller High Life. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3256 One-fifth is seventy-two degrees, if that helps. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3257 Sorry I'm late. The elevator is out of service. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3258 Sorry, but we've ended free delivery. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3259 Sorry we couldn't give you benefits, a liveable wage, or the respect you deserve, but how about a pizza party?! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3260 It’s been more than 30 minutes, we’re not paying right? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3261 I think a really generous tip is in order for this delivery. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3262 ”Sorry guys, only three guys get a second slice here! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3263 High(est) class delivery service 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
3264 The advertisement was very clear - pizza within 30 minutes or it’s free. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3265 Yikes guys! Free delivery doesn't mean free fall delivery. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3266 No, that is not the name I have for the order! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3267 $20.00.total:15 for pizza and 5 dollar Dramamine charge. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3268 Not really a healthy choice, is it? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3269 Have you guys heard of DeGournos 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3270 No to the anchovies? I'll be right back... 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3271 You guys don't look like the pineapple type. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3272 Uh oh! I forgot the crushed peppers! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3273 One large build-your-own pizza. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3274 . “One slice, as requested” 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3275 When I saw the want ad for "Pie in the Sky Pizza", delivery boy I had no idea! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3276 You guys aren't making this '30 minutes or less' thing any easier on me. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3277 Sorry for the wait. I had to take the stairs.” 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3278 It’s not delivery, it’s… 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3279 That wasn’t 30 minutes or less! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3280 Are you guys hiring? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3281 Drop it again and I'll expect a bigger tip. 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
3282 Okay...which one of you ordered the California Vegan Pizza? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3283 wtf guys 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3284 Sorry to interrupt your photo sesh. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3285 Oh shoot! I forgot your anchovies. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3286 Sorry for delay, my bike broke half way up. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3287 You can’t keep ordering just because they guaranty 30 minute delivery or it is free. 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
3288 I'll have to come back with the cutter. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3289 I eat lunch too. I just don't tell the whole world about it. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3290 Really hope 1 of you ordered 1 slice 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3291 I forgot plates and napkins 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3292 Anyone else love drinking piss? 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
3293 Guys, I know you love pizza, but please have other plans for dinner 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3294 The first to finish jumps! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3295 It was much easier getting up here the second time around. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3296 Sorry it’s cold, the elevator hasn’t arrived yet. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3297 Forget the tip; I'm quitting SkyDash right after this delivery. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3298 Hang on. I'll be right back with your free cokes. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3299 I’ll be right back with forks and knives. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3300 Sorry guys - I lost the napkins on the 80th floor. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3301 Depression schmepression. For this I expect a tip. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3302 What do you mean I got the wrong cross-beam? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3303 Hey, can you guys help me turn my bike around? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3304 Save the box 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3305 Courtesy the folks at Flat Earth. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3306 If you have time, please leave us a five-star review. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3307 And this is gluten free, right? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3308 Don't look now, but there's a creep with a camera over there. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3309 No tipping please. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3310 No, I'm not a drone. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3311 I assume you guys ordered a pie in the sky? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3312 The anchovies are for the guy on the end 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3313 Yes, I know the sign says 'under 30 minutes or it's free,' but... 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3314 Uh....sorry it took more than 30 minutes... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3315 Really sorry about those six 2-liter bottles of soda. Be back in a while with diet. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3316 The pepperoni and cheese will blow you away! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3317 Who ordered the High Five pizza? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3318 This shouldn’t count as an address. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3319 Pizza, seriously? It could have been anything. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3320 All this for instagram? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3321 Oh no, no no.. that’s okay, don’t worry about going to get the tip, I really must be going 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3322 I'// be right back with the "pepperoni, no cheese" 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3323 Here ya go.......Just don't tip me..... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3324 Six slices; I can see that being a problem. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3325 No, we don't hand toss. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3326 I’m okay without a tip 1.1912 0.06710 68 60 3 5
3327 Guys have advice to unionize Amazon Pizza? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3328 Where are the drinks? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3329 The policy is 30 MINUTES or less, not stories! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3330 You know, this is NOT a balanced diet. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3331 You really couldn't just pack a bag lunch? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3332 Here is your on-line pizza delivery! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3333 Ununionized labor and tipping 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3334 That'll be 12.95 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3335 Ayyyy who ordered a pizza, huh?? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3336 Wait, Wait, No anchovies. right? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3337 Extra cheese like you asked for. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3338 31 minutes? Whoa bud, easy there, we’re just messing with you. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3339 Hi-Rise pizza at your service 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3340 Ah, nope…I definitely said sausage, not pepperoni. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3341 One cheese pizza with extra rivets. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
3342 Sorry fellas, it got cold on the way up. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3343 Alright kid, you got the job. Now put your overalls back on and get to work. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3344 I forgot your breadsticks in the car. Be right back. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3345 I have to say this delivery has been the highest moment of my pizza career. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3346 This is nuthin’, we just got an order from the space station. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3347 Don’t fall like Dominos. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3348 The beer guy is back in the main tower and says he ain't commin' out to serve you. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3349 No thanks, sir, I really don’t want a tip. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3350 Sorry, Mate. Ours was no anchovies... 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3351 This was the day that Little Nero's finally changed their delivery guarantee. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3352 Next time maybe you’ll remember your lunch pails. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3353 You don’t get this service from Skip or Uber! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3354 The Beers coming by Drone 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3355 I hope you don't expect a tip. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3356 I sure as heck hope you guys give me 5 stars on Uber Eats for delivering this pizza on time. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3357 I hate to go out on a limb here,but are you SURE you wanted anchovies? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3358 Forgot the pepper flakes in the car. Be back in an hour or so. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3359 No this one is sausage. I must have given your pepperoni pizza to the Hindenburg! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3360 We go to great heights to deliver our pizza! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3361 Brown Pants Pizza 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3362 That’ll be $24.99 sirs, including inflation. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3363 A tip? Hmmm ... Plant your tomatoes early. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3364 One slice, each. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3365 I'll keep the balance. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3366 Damn, I forgot your drinks. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3367 I'll be right back with the side of ranch. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3368 Apologies - it's only been sliced into four pieces! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3369 Sorry , matey, no money on us for a tip 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3370 Ten bucks. No tip necessary. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3371 Remember. No more Ultimate Frisbee with the box. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3372 Sorry it's so late, I wasn't sure if I had the right address. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3373 Your tip is the advice don 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3374 Cash or credit/debit card? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3375 Yeah, I've got change. Let me run back to the car real quick. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3376 Be right back, forgot the breadsticks in the car 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3377 What happened to the other boxes we ordered? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3378 So this is why GrubHub pays more than Uber 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3379 At least you get pizza at your captive audience meetings 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3380 Thin crust with extra pepperoni? Extra pepperoncini on the side? Two plain coming up. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3381 I couldn’t find the address, now I see why 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3382 Napkins? I left them in the truck! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3383 Pineapple? Do we look like pineapple on pizza people?” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3384 Very sorry, I dropped the napkins. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3385 Why the delay? Well, the address wasn't that easy to find. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3386 Three bucks off your next order when you pick one up, yourself. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3387 One New York Style, piled high... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3388 Be careful! We don’t want any toppings to fall off. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3389 Maybe I should have gone for a more balanced meal. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3390 You won’t believe how scared I am about dropping this pizza. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3391 You the fellas that tweeted "Making some idiot pizza guy climb a tower"? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3392 I'm sorry but its been over 30 minutes 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3393 A 4-cut for five guys? Deal with it. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3394 Is there anywhere Uber eats doesn’t deliver!? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3395 I wonder how you can stand the work condition? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3396 You all hiring? UberEats won’t allow us to organize. 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
3397 I asked for no anchovies 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3398 Fortunately, our pizza is a part of a well-balanced meal. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3399 You only need to give us six feet, you know? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3400 There’s no way I’m bringing you a fork and knife 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3401 Sorry guys wrong floor. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3402 Yes, I WOULD like to add a tip: Watch your step on the way back. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3403 We could use more balance in our diet! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3404 Sorry it's not too warm. I had a hard time climbing up the I-beam. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
3405 Thanks, but we said no onions. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3406 I insist... no need to tip me. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3407 Is there a back way out of here? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3408 All right, who’s the wise guy that ordered a pie in the sky? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3409 It wasn't until his fourth order of the day, that Pedro fully grasped the Big Apple Pizza's "Upward Mobility" program. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3410 I'm sorry. Did you select 'contactless delivery?' 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3411 Tip Me! Not the Hot Pizza! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3412 Mario, you have a great delivery service so we’re going to give you a standing ovation. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3413 Per favore say nothing about pie in the sky! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3414 gee I miss the good old days before they added the "special instructions" box 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3415 Hey buddy, you forgot the cheesy bread. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3416 You guys ever thought about adopting Taco Tuesday? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3417 This is no time for dominos... 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3418 Pizza for Spicoli. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3419 You need a balanced diet 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3420 Please resist the urge to tip! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3421 Here you go gents, 1 well-balanced pizza... 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3422 Now I understand why you wanted a tightrope special. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3423 I'm amazed you guys work up here. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3424 Higher prices 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3425 Sorry for being late folks! Our last delivery boy slipped! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3426 Pizza at a high cost 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3427 I’ll be back in a moment with the gluten-free one. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3428 Some of the cheese slid over when I fell off the 72nd floor, but otherwise it should be okay. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3429 What were the 'Top'pings ? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3430 Where's the garlic bread? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3431 I plan on being right back with your drinks. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3432 Free Delivery 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3433 This one’s free if I do not have to bring the other two. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3434 One 'pie in the sky' with extra olives 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3435 What? You also want Parmesan cheese! Sorry, but it was a grate thought! 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3436 Don't worry, the correlation between eating pizza at high elevations and death is very, very low. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3437 Don’t forget to tip him, in a good way 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3438 We're not charging enough for delivery fees 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3439 I thought you said enough for 11 workers and make sure it's hot since it's such a breezy day. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3440 It's the best job I've had since that whole Boeing thing. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3441 I completely misunderstood what you meant when you said you “got high and ordered a pizza”!!! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3442 And all you guys ever order is plain cheese? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3443 Yeah man I'm super high too. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3444 You wanted chilli flakes...? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3445 Just so's you know, it wasn't easy cutting it into five slices. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3446 30 minutes or it's freefall. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3447 The drinks coming? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3448 Large anchovy pizza with extra anchovies? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3449 No one tops our pizza! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3450 That’s all I had! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3451 Heard what y’all did to the other guy when he got order wrong, so I promise it’s right!!! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3452 Your order of our hand tossed pizza. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3453 I thought the order was for six slices? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3454 It's hot, don't let the pizza slip through your hands!! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3455 Had to fly the crane up here, hope that was alright 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3456 Yeah, I have my Master's too. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3457 Neither rain, nor sleet, nor height and danger of building shall stay these pizza couriers from the swift completion of providing mouth watering pie.” The pizza delivery pledge 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3458 Well...I guess it's free. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3459 gotta hand it to you. i’ve never seen people this high. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3460 Sorry — the architect is strongly opposed to tipping. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3461 Just as promised: 30 stories or less. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3462 The usual for each of ... where's Stumblin' Stan?" 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3463 I ordered pepperoni.... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3464 It’s gluten free, yeah? It’s just my belly has felt a bit funny lately… 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3465 Who knew Uber eats delivers here! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3466 Not what I expected when I heard, 'We're so high, we need a pizza!' 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3467 Who ordered a single slice with a riveting dollop of sauce? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3468 Wouldn't we all feel safer wearing masks? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3469 They said aborting the delivery is now unconstitutional… 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3470 Can we still buy this pizza with Bitcoin? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3471 Pass it down. Wait, I mean.... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3472 Sit back and relax! The pizza is gluten and dairy-free, and the pepperoni is grass-fed! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3473 Sorry to interrupt your photo op! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3474 Ok with you if post this to my YouTube channel? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3475 A tip? Sure, buddy. Two bits is standard. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3476 Unless one of you is Jesus, it's gonna take an accident or two for everyone to get lunch. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3477 Be careful guys, it's really hot. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3478 Speaking of dominoes... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3479 Made it all the way up here and I forgot the pizza. So here’s a box 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3480 Is this what counts as a walk-up these days? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3481 I bet you didn’t think I’d make it in under 30 minutes. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3482 Stand on your head and you'll get a $100 tip 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
3483 Watch your step" doesn't pay the bills 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3484 Vista Pizza delivers more than just pie-in-the-sky. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3485 “Half cheese, half loaded, delivered in 30 minutes!” 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3486 Next time use Door Dash 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3487 You can photoshop me out of the iconic photo. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3488 Fourth? Not fourteenth? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3489 It’s cold. Take it back! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3490 I'm willing to forgo the tip. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3491 WHERE IS THE DARN BEER??? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3492 I can’t wait for us to start using drones… 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3493 Dont worry, it comes with edible neck holder strings 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3494 Thank you for choosing Speedy’s—pizza delivered so fast we show up before you even order, and apparently, pizzerias exist. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3495 Times are tough-no concierge for models these days, just a pizza party 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3496 Every time you guys abuse our delivery radius, the urge to jump becomes stronger. I need you to know that. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3497 You think this is dangerous? The people delivering pizzas in Kharkiv donated by people all over the world through https://PizzaForUkraine, those are the ones risking their lives to bring food and a moment of peace to people who need it!! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3498 Pepperoni. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3499 We have you our highest priority. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3500 If pigeons poop over the avenue, why then oh why can't you? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3501 I left my wallet downstairs. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3502 Thanks. You can wait to tip me until we get down. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3503 Promise not to complain it being cold or I'll drop it right now! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3504 Well, I made it to the ground floor within 30 minutes. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3505 Sorry fellas, it might’ve cooled off a little. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3506 Remember, no tipping. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3507 Seriously, no tip? Because I’m thinking five tips. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3508 Classic NY style pizza 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3509 Took 30 mins - I guess it’s free. Trouble finding the place? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3510 Took more than 20 minutes to get here, so it's free. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3511 Careful… it’s really hot! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3512 You order the pie in the sky? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3513 Yes, we guarantee delivery in 30 stories or less. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3514 There are only four slices! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3515 Wait. Your name isn't McGillilcuddy? 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3516 You guys said six slices for six guys. What happened? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3517 Please -- no tripping necessary! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3518 You can't keep doing this to me. Pineapple? 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3519 We provide oven to beam service. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3520 dont even trip about it man 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3521 Dang! Sorry, guys, will be right back with your dipping sauce. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3522 Mandatory monthly employee pizza party. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3523 Sorry for the delay, the lift was out. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3524 Let's skip a tip.... 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3525 Sorry fellas your vegan Hawaiian is not free if I'm not Spider-Man and can't get it up here in less than 30 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3526 That will be $16.98 unless you have a coupon? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3527 I promise, no 'Snakes-In-A-Pop-Up Can' this time." 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3528 Sorry . . . I dropped the other three on the way up . . . I'm so sorry . . . we'll deduct them from your credit card . . I'm SO sorry!!! 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
3529 But this was supposed to be a large not medium. Would you mind…. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3530 This doesn’t have pineapple on it. We asked for pineapple? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3531 Don’t mind the vultures above.. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3532 Who ordered Chicago-style? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3533 AM I SERIOUSLY GETTING NO TIP! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3534 We were out of anchovies, so I used goldfish. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3535 Anybody got a dollar tip? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3536 Thisis definitely a career low. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3537 This isn’t what I had in mind when the boss told me the job would take my career to new heights! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3538 A peace of pizza 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3539 Dudes, this is not considered an Airbnb. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3540 The door buzzer is broken. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3541 I don't suppose you have the number for OSHA. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3542 Oh, fuck! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3543 I included a 20 percent tip. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3544 Want a tip, kid? Don't look down. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3545 Try not to get any grease on the beam. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3546 What about the drinks? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3547 Make sure not to drop it, no one else is coming back up. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3548 Grey Poupon? On pizza? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3549 Sorry about the wait, but how long before they put in an elevator? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3550 Sorry it's late, traffic was terrible. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3551 Six fell off and bumped their heads. 1.1842 0.06130 76 67 4 5
3552 There are eight slices--you figure it out. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3553 Um. It's cut into quarters. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3554 With extra chili? Really? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3555 They said '41st floor' but THERE'S NO FLOOR! 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3556 I’m probably not going back to get your dips. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3557 Careful. Don't make crumbs. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3558 I don't need to be tipped." 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3559 You only need one more,guys,and the next one is free! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3560 you're not going to order four more pizzas, are you? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3561 Careful now. This altitude could really rock a feller. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3562 I won't be taking a tip right now. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3563 I had no idea this is what you meant when you said, "Beam us up some pizza, please"! 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
3564 I can't balance this part-time job any more. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3565 I found you, here's your pizza! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3566 I know we say delivered anywhere, but this is nuts! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3567 Better late than never! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3568 . “I’ll just bring up the other 4# 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3569 Countless lives were saved when the New York senate passed the moozadell act of 1929. 1.1837 0.05299 98 86 6 6
3570 Here’s your pizza. I wish I had wings 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3571 Next time order drone delivery! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3572 I hope you guys REALLY enjoy this pizza! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3573 You're gonna have to take this back, we didn't order any pineapple 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3574 Where are the napkins and plates?"...Paul Jelinek, NY 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3575 This is a very special pizza. The others weren't made for this altitude. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3576 I’m not sure this is exactly what your wife meant when she suggested you eat more balanced meals… 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3577 Tip? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3578 Shoot!" "I forgot your garlic knots. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3579 I'll be right back with napkins. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3580 I'm afraid there are only four slices. Why don't you play musical chairs and see who are the lucky winners? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3581 You wouldn't believe how much energy it took to run up the stairs. So, what are you planning to do with the sixth slice again? 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
3582 Was hot when I got it! Save me a piece while I sit down. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3583 Grab it quickly. I'm about to fall. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3584 You guys know that we have al fresco dining at the pizzeria now, don't you? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3585 Here is your pizza with a side of a sacrificial lamb. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
3586 Courtesy of Lewis Hine 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3587 Sorry it's a few minutes late! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3588 We should have ordered wings. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3589 Just this once I'd rather not be tipped. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3590 A change of air simply makes you hungry. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3591 I hope this is the right floor 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3592 Take it back. We said, ‘no anchovies’. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3593 One personal pan pizza for ya 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3594 Guys- I’ve tried my best to cut this pizza into five equal parts. Don’t argue over which piece is the biggest. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3595 Next time order chinesse food please 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3596 Normally it's free if delivery takes more than thirty minutes, but i'd say this counts as an exception 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
3597 Uber eats services pushing new heights 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3598 Duh 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3599 I better get a good tip for this... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3600 I forgot the napkins 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3601 Don't give any to the capless guy, he's a vegan. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3602 I ordered the gluten free 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3603 You're two minutes late. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3604 I’ll be back with the garlic knots. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3605 Lou, on the end there, will pay you. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3606 Just remember: if you spill any you have to pick it up. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3607 Did you forget the sodas? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3608 Gratuity greatly appreciated! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3609 Ahh… nothing like a good slice when you’re high! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3610 This is all we could afford 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3611 your opinion matters to us, could you take one minute to rate us on EAT24? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3612 Hi...did you order DoorDash? 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
3613 Here's your free pizza. It took me more than 30 minutes to get out here. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3614 Sorry,it got cold on the way up! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3615 Hey wise guy, where’s the cannoli!?! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3616 It’s two slices each, if one of you guys should happen to fall. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3617 How high were you when you ordered pineapple and anchovies? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3618 Um, no need to tip me. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3619 Pizza with... meat balls! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3620 Bring your own lunch next time! No more deliveries to the crossbeam. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3621 Good thing my life insurance policy is up to date. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3622 Do I get paid extra for this set up like the rest of you? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3623 You no longer get to call this a reenactment 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3624 No tipping allowed here. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3625 I imagined it would be more like it is in the pornographic movies. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3626 One high-rise crust pizza? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3627 Smile for the camera guys and we'll be a pizza history. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3628 I think you guys are safe from Pizza Rat up here! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3629 You better hope we don't tip. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
3630 My parents told me being a pizza delivery guy was a pie-in-the-sky dead end, but I showed them. I made it to the top! 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3631 I took this job because it has a great work/life balance. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3632 You better tip me. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3633 It's not Digiorno, it's delivery. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3634 Okay, now convince me how you wouldn't feel hungry while climbing those one thousand and one steps 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3635 No more letting the boss say I can’t get high on the job! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3636 You better make the tip worth the risk, guys.. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3637 No delivery fees for new customers, right? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3638 Here’s your pizza. Lucky for you I dropped the salad. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3639 I saw Fast Times at Ridgemont High, too. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3640 Yea, didn’t quite make it in thirty minutes or less. It’s yours for free. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3641 Are ALL of you safety conscious, because there's only enough here for four people. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3642 Whadaya mean “is it gluten-free?” 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3643 It’s from Frances Perkins. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3644 Sorry it took so long, but I wasn't given a suite number 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3645 Sorry, there's no cutter. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3646 We said specifically no anchovies! 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3647 You order the stuffed rust? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3648 I'll be right back, I forgot your drinks in the car. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3649 Don't bother with the tip 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3650 Your ads say delivery in 30 minutes or free 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3651 I already ate the sixth slice! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3652 Could we call it "Lunch from Alfredo's Pizzeria Atop a Skyscraper"? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3653 You'll need a hand saw to slice it.” 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3654 How construction workers ate on the job before friendly neighborhood Spider-man was around 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3655 Here is your free pizza, again! , the climb up alone takes 40 mins 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3656 It's my job. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3657 Don’t forget to leave a five star rating 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3658 Ah, yes—napkins. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3659 Remember, guys, the oily box is NOT recyclable, but it IS Frisbee-able. ENjoy! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3660 Any trouble finding the place? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3661 Guaranteed in 45 minutes or free, right? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3662 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3663 Your ad says it’s free if it takes more than 20 minutes to deliver. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3664 If you forfeit the five lemonades, the pizza is free. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3665 This Labour Day, get your pizza delivered right where you are. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3666 We still don’t charge for delivery, but I REALLY would appreciate a tip. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3667 What do you mean you didn't order peperoni? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3668 Here ya go fellas. Sorry to hear about Grumpy and Sleepy. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3669 Did my boss stage this, too? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3670 I better get a tip. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3671 It amazing those lunch pails didn't kill anyone. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3672 Wow, I am such a fucking idiot for doing this. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3673 We've been waiting for two hours. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3674 I've heard of a balanced meal, but this is ridiculous. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3675 Seriously, guys, is it worth risking your life for pennies? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3676 19 minutes, you still have to pay. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3677 Have ya heard of contactless delivery? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3678 ‘A balanced diet’ 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3679 WOW! What a view gents! Not my usual grumpy-man-in-dirty-holey-underwear-and-TShirt delivery 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3680 No it's not! It's NOT a balanced meal. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3681 You sure you didn't ask for 'pepperoni'? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3682 Acrophiliac's special? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3683 It's safer than being a gig economy worker 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3684 You guys ok with 4 slices? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3685 30 stories or less and it's free. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3686 They told me I'd be dashing to doors, not girders! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3687 Next time on the app, choose the downloadable option. 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
3688 When you said you wanted pizza because you're high, I wasn't thinking about that 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3689 I just had to see who actually ordered the Hawaiian pizza. 1.1795 0.05981 78 69 4 5
3690 No tipping! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3691 I don’t have a caption but this image scares me even more than the photo that inspired it. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3692 Sorry you forgot your lunchboxes, guys. Just divvy this up quick before the photographer gets here. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3693 This is hot, so be careful. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3694 No problem. Tipping is not necessary. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3695 Phew! 29 minutes and 45 seconds. That nearly cost Domino's a free pizza. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3696 I hope the foreman doesn’t mind, I’m blocking the construction entrance. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3697 None of the other employees would do this, but fortunately for me I once had a wire act. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3698 You're welcome. But please don't tip me. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3699 No problem. I've fought dragons to get to plumbers in the drains at 53rd. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3700 I told them to beam it up. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3701 In the future, you may want to order more than a lunch pizza. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3702 Would you like utensils with your order today? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3703 Pizza Atop a Skyscraper 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3704 Haven't you heard of Photoshop? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3705 Well the service charge isn't actually a tip. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3706 No, I'm just really nervous you won't like our new gluten-free dough. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3707 This one's free right? It took you like a half hour to get here. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3708 Sorry, I forgot your soda-I'll go back for it. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3709 The hatless pizza special has arrived. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3710 All part of a balanced diet. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3711 Any napkins back in your van? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3712 When you said topping, I didn't realize you meant the building. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3713 My friend, you forgot the napkins. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3714 Are you really sure about the beer? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3715 We need to rethink free delivery 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3716 Whatever you do, don’t pass the biggest slice to the last guy on the bookend. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3717 Not exactly what I thought I’d be doing for $15 an hour. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3718 Don’t tip me, heh heh. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3719 I hope you don't mind the up charge, no pun intended" 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3720 Classic, yah. Oh, you mean the crust? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3721 I'd better get a good tip for this maneuver. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3722 I forgot the napkins; do you want me to go back? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3723 We don't cut our pies in fifves--you can take care of that yourselves." 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3724 I better get a big tip 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3725 I hope you give me a sizeable tip before I tip over. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3726 Where’s the napkins? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3727 This delivery is on the house. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3728 Delivery in 30 minutes or less or it’s free. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3729 Pie in the sky thinking is not without its hazards 🤔 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3730 We ordered breadsticks too 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3731 Who ordered the vegetarian? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3732 The top-management has upgraded our services to prevent any ‘hostile takeovers’ in future. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3733 I got this sinking feeling and had to eat something! 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3734 Please don’t hate me. I replaced your double double cheese cheese order with thin crust. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3735 Sorry I forgot the napkins 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3736 Your wife told me you’re always hoping for a pie in the sky. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3737 I better get a 5-star review on Uber Eats. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3738 Flip him a tip will ya Jim? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3739 My grandfather says that back in 1932 there were eleven of you. What happened? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3740 It's free, I couldn't get here within 30 minutes. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3741 Just the one pizza? I feel like you guys have been up here since 1929... no bread sticks? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3742 Hold this, I have to go back and get the sodas! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3743 We were out of sausage, so I hope everybody's OK with pineapple. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3744 I need to get a real job. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3745 Have you guys ever considered Chinese food? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3746 Oh. You ordered drinks too? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3747 F-f-forget the tip. I-I’ve g-got a-n-n-nother d-d-delivery!” 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3748 GPS won't be invented for 50 years, so you're pizza's free, because I'm late. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3749 Sure, you're hungry. But that sixth guy didn't deserve to be pushed. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3750 We got the toppings covered! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3751 This seems a little extreme to beat the ‘30 minutes or it’s free’ deal… 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3752 And who is going to take care of the Infrastructure Bill? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3753 You guys have a bathroom I could use? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3754 You said thirty minutes or its free 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3755 Hey, sorry about the beer. I almost slipped back there and dropped it. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3756 Here it is, one large pizza, extra altitude. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3757 Our ad promised delivery within 30 minutes of ordering. I know I'm late so it's on the house. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3758 Sorry, the napkins blew away on the way up. Enjoy the pizza and the view! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3759 Sorry, they only cut it into four pieces. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3760 You forgot the napkins, the Parmesan cheese, and the red pepper flakes! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3761 Where’s the ranch? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3762 Hang on while I go get the drinks. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3763 That'll be $19.95 for the pizza and $3000 for the delivery fee! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3764 What was the delay? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3765 I didn’t realize the apartment I was delivering to is in a building that isn’t finished yet 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3766 I’ve always looked up to you guys. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3767 Boss said he's full so he'll let you split up this last piece. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3768 I'm not feeling tipsy, I just want a tip! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3769 Be right back, the chili flakes are in the car. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3770 And they say that eating pizza is not a balanced diet ? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3771 My wife has a poster with a picture of all of you. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3772 No one mentioned anything about any balance. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3773 Look, guys, it's 2022. No smoking and ethnic diversity. And the pizza is gluten free. 1.1772 0.05909 79 70 4 5
3774 I wish I could get out from the gig economy. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3775 I swear a bunch of coins hit me before I came up here." "Oh yeah we were trying to pay for the pizza. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3776 Here is your Pizza, Sir 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3777 There's eight slices, so that's two slices a piece if someone falls. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3778 Why the hell did you guys only order one pizza? There’s no way it will be enough for all of you. Not to mention there are only eight slices so three of you are only getting one slice each. With the cost of delivery and a tip that’s an expensive slice 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3779 The pizza is ten dollars; the delivery charge is ten thousand. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3780 Hey … ! Where are the black olives ? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3781 I don't need a tip this time, OK guys? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3782 You know, we also sell wings. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3783 Are you sure you specifically asked for New York style pizza? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3784 Have you considered a balanced diet? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3785 No thanks!!! No tip!!! No tipping!!! Don't say 'tip' !!! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3786 We can't possibly have this. We had asked for ours with oregano. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3787 No thanks! We’re lactose intolerant! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3788 Thanks for the pizza, Charles! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3789 Sorry about the delay, it was hard to find the number 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3790 Do I get an extra tip if I go back to get the other pizza you ordered? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3791 My time travel delivery van got stuck in 1933 and I had to walk the rest of the way. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3792 No charge ... delivery took 16 minutes. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3793 I'm telling you this pizza is to die for. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3794 I know, I know—my tip is "Don't look down." 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3795 New meaning to our Sky High Pie. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3796 Sorry. I dropped the breadsticks. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3797 C'mon. You can live without the pepperoni this one time! Geez! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3798 Please, guys, it's very hot....I want you to be safe 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3799 My apologies, I was told you guys had ordered a meat lovers, let me go back to the car and check the address. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3800 Sorry about the delay, the crane only goes up 30 stories. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3801 sorry fellahs, the boids ate the rest 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3802 One 'Pie-In-The-Sky' with the works. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3803 Aren’t you the guys in that famous picture from the 1920’s? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3804 I guess you guys are used to the height, huh? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3805 Tower of Pisa?! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3806 Any chance you'll rethink selecting the 10% tip? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3807 Sorry, I forgot the napkins and drinks. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3808 So pie-in-the-sky dreams can come true. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3809 Keep in mind it’s difficult to cut a pizza into five equal slices. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3810 Take one, pass it down 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3811 One second, I just left my machine in the car! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3812 Please trip generously 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3813 No tip, no pizza. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3814 Not to worry; I'm part Mohawk. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3815 One black and white pizza. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3816 You ordered the bar pie? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3817 Guess no charge? Took me over thirty minutes. Just 47 seconds over but still. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3818 Your next order comes with free wings!” 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3819 There's an extra delivery charge. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3820 Sorry, I'll bring back one with no anchovies. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3821 Darn...I left the garlic knots in the truck. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3822 Nope. They were all out of pepperoni. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3823 No need for a tip 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3824 I get pie with a little help from my friends. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3825 Next time, you fellas should pack a lunch. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3826 Each slice comes with it's own little parachute. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3827 Sorry, no metal lunch pails available. Just cardboard boxes. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3828 Sorry, pizza is late, but it was a hike getting up here. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3829 You couldn't get an intern to do this? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3830 I can 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3831 Are you sure you don't want me to drop it off? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3832 This is the male pizza. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3833 Since I’m a minute late, this one’s on the house. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3834 delivery was made through a person living in clouds 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3835 Free pizza if we don’t deliver in 30 minutes or less. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3836 Damn,I forgot the breadsticks. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3837 Hate to break this, but delivery charge is seven hundred dollars 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3838 Terror baked right into the crust, hold the onion, with extra jitters. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3839 Seriously? You’re asking me for napkins? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3840 One Bite, Everbody knows the Rules. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3841 Sorry to keep you waiting. I dropped the first one. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3842 Here's my tip, buddy. Don't look down. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3843 It’s ten bucks for the pie and a grand for danger pay. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3844 Who ordered the knife and fork? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3845 Damn - I forgot the anchovies! Joe it's your turn to get 'em. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3846 A $2.00 tip? Really? 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3847 The crane will be delivering your drinks. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3848 Take a slice and pass. Don't drop the box. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3849 One large road pizza. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3850 I guess this is goodbye since our delivery area ends at the 47th floor. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3851 Wasn't this an order for a six-slice pizza? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3852 They were out of spaghetti. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3853 Just so you know, the delivery fee is not a tip. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3854 GPS was not helpful, at all, in finding you guys. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3855 sorry,there are 6 slices. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3856 After the pizza get ready for the picture 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3857 Shaken is the new item on our menu. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3858 Delivery up 30 floors or less. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3859 You won't believe all of the traffic I had to endure just to get here. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3860 Man. Inflation has got us doing some crazy labor gigs these days to pay for the rent, right? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3861 You guys better tip 20% 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3862 That's okay. You can tip me next time. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3863 It's from the 40's. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3864 Oh shoot! I left the garlic bread in the car. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3865 Can you bring us paper plates please? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3866 Maybe it’s time I ask for a raise 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3867 sorry it took longer than 30 minutes 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3868 The importance of unions 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3869 Who ordered the Flying Pie? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3870 Thanks for being up on the beam Scotty! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3871 we ordered more than 30 minutes ago. this pizza should be free 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3872 So…you want me to take this back & bring thin crust ? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3873 twenty...twenty nine.... twenty nine minutes... that will be... thirteen twenty sevAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3874 I went above and beyond to get this for you! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3875 The pizza is $3. The delivery is $30,000. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3876 Ham and Pineapple 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3877 Thank, I’m excited to try Five Guys Pizza. Heard there’s lots of storeys behind how you got up to this. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3878 There were 6 men, but were there 6 pizza slices? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3879 You must be in a good union! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3880 I also had an order of garlic twists. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3881 I'm going to go out on a ledge here and say you forgot the bread sticks? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3882 Romano's does free gelato on orders over fifteen bucks you know? ... 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3883 Yeah Bob, this is my side-hustle. Gotta pay the rent... 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3884 Would you go back and bring me some crushed hot peppers? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3885 The only part of the order that confused us was the pineapple... 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3886 It’s hot. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3887 I guess pizza is a well-balanced meal for you guys. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3888 You're 12 seconds late; we get it for free! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3889 Be careful how you eat lunch or you'll be lunch. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3890 just for future reference, we do offer no contact delivery. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3891 Have you ever seen a full liter of soda hit cement after falling thirty stories? It’s pretty awesome. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3892 It’s a good thing OSHA doesn’t exist yet. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3893 Damn, we forgot the anchovies! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3894 There’s no delivery charge on the vegan option! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3895 If any of you tell me'you've no cash for a tip, it's coming down with me! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3896 I’m gonna go out on a limb, and say you ordered the pepperoni. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3897 The tip will be $50! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3898 I ate three slices on the way up here so that there would be an equal five slices to be shared by you. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3899 With a nice tip, this could be the high point of my day. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3900 One calamari,beetroot and goat cheese. I take cash or term insurance. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3901 I forgot the others in the car 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3902 I hope you tip for going above and beyond. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3903 This is truly, »haute cuisine » today,guys 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3904 The tip? Don't look down. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3905 Don’t even think of tipping me! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3906 Oh, a pie in the sky!" 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3907 Oh- a side of ranch? Yeah ill be right back 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3908 sorry, you’re non-union. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3909 Why tip someone for a job I could do myself? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3910 « Wrong floor, sorry, Michael is 10 floors up », 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3911 That took longer than 30 minutes 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3912 Hotter than inflation 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3913 Sure, I'll be right back with the crushed red peppers 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3914 Oh crap. I left the cokes in the car. I'll be right back. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3915 Free pizza! Bet on whose bite is his last. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3916 As promised, thirty minutes or less! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3917 I guess someone DOES out pizza the hut 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3918 But there is 6 slices 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3919 you think it was hard to get up here? well, it was more trouble cutting into fifths! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3920 I left the napkins in the car. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3921 Who ordered the sky high toppings? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3922 Sorry, we don’t accept crypto as form of payment 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3923 Send it back, it's cold. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3924 Careful , the slices are hot and greasy 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3925 Take it back We wanted the anchovies 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3926 Don't worry I use to work in a circus. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3927 Iron workers take out delivery from High Places Pizza" 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3928 Sorry, I can't take it back to be cut in 5 equal slices. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3929 Sorry guys, they cut it in only four slices, so you'll have to fight for who gets what. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3930 Pizza tastes best when I'm high.... 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3931 We ordered Heroes, not a pizza! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3932 Tip and insurance are not included! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3933 How much do we owe 'ya buddy? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3934 So, I’m qualified for the job, right? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3935 Vegetarian on gluten free thin crust with pepperoni. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3936 Perry the pizza guy was about to discover his love of flight. 1.1719 0.06514 64 57 3 4
3937 These Great Depression reenactors never tip well. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3938 You did say sixths, right? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3939 It’s a 6 slices pizza. Can I stay with you ? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3940 The pepperoni perch 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3941 It took a while to cut it into fifths! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3942 When you said you were on the 25th floor, maybe you could have been a little more specific. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3943 Agreed. Let’s not talk about tipping…. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3944 More than 30 stories and it's free. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3945 Crushed red pepper? Ooh, sorry; Be right back. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3946 Did you remember the pepper flakes? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3947 DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT THE WORD TIP 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3948 Sorry but we asked for vegan cheese 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3949 You'd think robots would do this by now 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3950 We didn’t have time to slice it. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3951 Sorry to interrupt the photo session,but I can 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3952 During my ascent, the price went up a dollar. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3953 Your pizza with Pepperoni, cheese, anti-anxiety and extra motion sickness." 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3954 Is this where you ordered a hig-heat pizza? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3955 I expect a huge tip--like a parachute. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3956 Say Diamino, arent you worried about being double parked? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3957 I guess trying to get safer working conditions is just pie in the sky 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3958 - Pie in the Sky - 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3959 The tip is not on the credit card 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3960 We asked for no cheese. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3961 We ordered gluten free. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3962 Your future granddaughter wanted me to give this to you before you…uh well… just be careful on your way down! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3963 I've never been this high before. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3964 The half with pepperoni has me a bit shakey 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3965 Gluten-free cauliflower crust and vegan cashew cheese, just like you asked 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3966 31 minutes, I guess it's free... again! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3967 Next time you order a pizza, you pick it up! No more delivery. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3968 Next time, lug your own lunch up here! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3969 No extra charge 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3970 That’s three mushroom, two sausage, two pepperoni, and one with extra Dramamine. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3971 Ummm sorry, but we ordered plain cheese. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3972 Another high end place with tiny portions! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3973 No one answered when I rang the bell 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3974 Do we still have to pay? It took you more than 30 minutes. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3975 Sorry for the delay, I couldn't find the address! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3976 Good choice for lunch. Pizza is so well balanced. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3977 That'll be $700 for delivery. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3978 Guys, lets refrain from any mention of tipping 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3979 Normally, I would never ask...But can a Brutha get a tip?!?! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3980 It's free if I get to be in your iconic photo. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3981 You better be heavy tippers! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3982 I forgot the sodas. I’ll be right back. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3983 One large 'impossible' peperoni on gluten-free cauliflower crust. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3984 No more deliveries here unless I get a very,very,very generous tip 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
3985 Pineapple, really? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3986 Sorry it took me so long, I’m high as shit 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
3987 This is the address Uber eats gave me 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3988 One hand-tossed. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3989 I hope it’s still hot 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3990 I accept cash, credit and trampoline. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3991 And if I fall, your pizza is free. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3992 Who had one pineapple and anchovy? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3993 Just don't throw the tip please. 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
3994 Hashtag our app in your post so I can keep my job 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3995 Don't jump out of your seat just to get the first bite! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3996 As requested, your OSHA-approved pie. No oil. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3997 Management thought you were asking for stronger onions. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3998 Please be careful guys - burning your mouth on this would just be the worst. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3999 I hope they won’t figure out it’s not a gluten-free base 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4000 I see why you ordered it pile high with toppings." 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4001 Just letting you know, we can’t deliver here anymore until this building is finished. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4002 look! We made you overcome your fear, thanks for the treat 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4003 Total comes to a week's wages, plus tip. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
4004 I suppose the gig economy has always been a bit precarious. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
4005 Here you go. Half feather, half bowling ball. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4006 Take it back. We requested pepperoni not mushroom. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4007 Hurry up and take the box. I suddenly feel like this is the leaning tower of pizza. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4008 Napkins, cheese, and pepers are stuffed down the back of my pants. You'll have to reach for them yourselves as once this pizza leaves my hands, I'm going to grab on to this girder for dear life. And, frankly, I don't give a damn about the tip. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4009 No worries; it's an empty cliché and it's cold, so-no need to tip me! 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
4010 Uh-oh. I forgot napkins. Be right back. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4011 Next time it'll be 'Thirty stories or less.' 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4012 It’s hard enough to get out here without you guys throwing off my balance by ordering half cheese, half everything. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4013 After this we're adding a maximum height to our delivery area. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4014 Technically, this isn't a DoorDash... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4015 So is this a bad time to discuss my tip? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4016 It was hell getting here. Hope you're good tippers. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4017 One 'Grease Bambino'. Sorry, forgot your napkins. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4018 It’s not only the crust that’s stuffed right now, I can tell you that. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4019 Shoot! Do you need the receipt?? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4020 We might have to extend the 30 minute guarantee. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4021 Give me a slice to take the edge off! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4022 I was swarmed by pigeons but luckily they don't like anchovies. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4023 WAIT!,! We didn’t order a small 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4024 Vegan, gluten-free, cauliflower crust right? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4025 I forgot the napkins in my car, I’ll be right back. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4026 I ate a few slices on the way up. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4027 I’m afraid of heights, but I am more afraid of my dispatcher. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4028 The pizza is $15. The tip is $100. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4029 Eight slices wouldn’t be an issue if one of you happened to slip away. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4030 Your JoistJaunt order is here. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4031 Only a 5% tip? C’mon guys… 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4032 Pizza delivery is free within a two block radius, sideways or up. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4033 Sorry, I forgot your napkins. Be back in a jiffy. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4034 Here's the bungie cord you ordered. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4035 Here’s your pizza and, which one of you ordered the steamer? I got it right here in my shorts for ya. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4036 Sorry, I got hungry on the way up. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4037 I'm worried about a small tip. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4038 Are you guys bricklayers by any chance because I happen to have one in my pants. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4039 Did they remember the pepperoni this time? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4040 Stan, enough with the “my coupon flew away” routine. The olives’ll cost ya $7 this time. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4041 Sorry for the long wait, I couldn’t find the elevator 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4042 When does the photographer arrive? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4043 The gluten-free. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4044 Forget the tip, I just want to hang around to see how you decide who gets the sixth slice. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4045 I’m afraid there’s an extra delivery charge 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4046 Whoa, my boss warned me that the breeze is a factor in keeping your balance. Too bad he forgot to mention I'd need a change of pants! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4047 IT’s OK. Forget the tip. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4048 Yes: more than 30 minutes and its free. A-gain. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4049 I don't know how the five of you are going to share 8 slices 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4050 Guys, this is just to die for pizza, not fall off and die for pizza so be careful! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4051 Here’s your pizza,Tip is not included, sir 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4052 Did someone say "cheese?" 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4053 Guinness Book of World Records: Shortest Relay Race in History 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4054 Uh oh. I forgot that you ordered a vegetarian. Be right back." 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4055 Hey, no need to tip. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4056 They told me they cut it in six pieces for six guys? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4057 Hurry with the bill, astronauts’ is getting cold. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4058 My boss said a promotion to Delivery Boy was a good way to move up in the world.. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4059 I thought you said you wanted cut into 6? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4060 Yes. our extra cheese is ledge ‘n dairy. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4061 Quick! Get out of here! They'r about to take the photo. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4062 Sorry but we also ordered garlic knots. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4063 Lunch is served, but price is too high. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4064 Last one to get his slice, just toss the box and save me a trip back 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4065 Thanks. But actually we ordered a little pizazz. @newyorkercartoons 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4066 I'm expecting a huge tip. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4067 Five into eight doesn't go. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4068 Careful...It's hot. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4069 We don’t typically deliver this far above Manhattan 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4070 I came for the view, not the tip. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4071 With our 30 minutes or less policy, you're getting a steel 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4072 Oh, crap. I forgot the ranch. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4073 SKIP the TIP I don’t want to chance loosing my balance. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4074 There's only 1 slice. Don't fight over it ... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4075 Oh, shoot, I forgot the breadsticks. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4076 High rise" delivery, my ass 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4077 How do you cut a pizza into 6 even pieces? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4078 What took you so long? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4079 Hot and ready?... More like high and scary! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4080 Don't drop the box. The restaurant does not want to be sued if it hits someone. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4081 I’ll be back. They forgot the pepperoni. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4082 Is this the leaning tower? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4083 ... You didn't order pepperoni? Dang." 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4084 Labour Unions are ruining America! This pizza represents what you’d look like if you fell from here! RON PAUL 2012!!!! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4085 Wait,I forgot the soda. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4086 We all pitched in for your tip. Don't look down! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4087 You ordered four slices, right? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4088 The photographer is running a little late. Here's something to keep you going until he gets here. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4089 Thanks kid. Here's your tip. Don't look down. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4090 I hope our tip was big enough. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4091 This one’s the gluten-free. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4092 It pays minimum wage, why do you ask? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4093 Next time feel free to just drop in. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4094 I hope you have exact change. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4095 Sorry, we don't take Apple Pay. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4096 This one is for Bill and Ted. BRB with the next one. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4097 Don't touch this box; I use pizzas for balance. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4098 No kidding, you’ve really been waiting on lunch for 90 years? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4099 So, what's it like to be in a union? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4100 Sorry we forgot the anchovies. I'll be right back. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4101 Isn' it cultural appropriation to recreate the original roaring twenties' immigrant experience with pizza from Sbarro? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4102 I can’t deny the view is great but, you’re paying how much for this “five bedroom”? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4103 We wanted 5 slices not four 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4104 Hey guys? Are you sure you're married to dining alfresco? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4105 It's 43 minutes so you get half price. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4106 Empire State of Mind on Time 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4107 Guys, I would have been here sooner, but the GPS couldn't find you" 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4108 I never thought I would say this but please don't tip. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4109 Shoot, I left the drinks downstairs. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4110 I gotta go, fellas, but be sure you recycle the carton. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4111 And you said getting pizza delivery up here was like pie in the sky! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4112 Sorry, we had to charge a little extra for the mushrooms. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4113 Pie in the sky for five nice guys. Extra cheese. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4114 I hope you guys like cold pizza. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4115 Just as we promised, 30 minutes or the next one's on us. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4116 We got high and ordered takeout. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4117 I thought you said no anchovies. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4118 Make sure you don’t drip the pizza oil…it’s slippery 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4119 Sorry...I took a crap on your pizza. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4120 Please share it with your buddies - if only for the sake of your life . They look very hungry 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4121 I guess you can skip the tip… 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4122 I'll be right back. I left the beer downstairs. 1.1667 0.06255 72 65 2 5
4123 Watch out, it's Dominos. 1.1667 0.05890 78 70 3 5
4124 I had no idea this delivery was for such a tall order. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4125 Pizza, order via carrier pigeon. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4126 Double anchovies? You guys must be really high. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4127 $5.00 off your next order if you meet me at the elevator. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4128 When I'm this high, food is the last thing on my mind. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4129 sorry it took so long. The elevator's out." 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4130 This is the scariest delivery that I have ever made! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4131 The foreman asked that you save the crusts because the rivets are still stuck in the supply chain. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4132 Sorry I’m late, it’s a crane in the neck to get up here. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
4133 Inflation I guess. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4134 Is this the right address? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4135 You said leave at door, but I guess it hasn’t installed yet 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4136 30 minutes or less isn't really a company promise 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4137 Is anyone here lactose intolerant? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4138 If I fall more than 30 stories, the pizza is free. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4139 Hate when you guys order up. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
4140 Pizza pie in the sky-careful not to drop!!! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4141 I had them cut it into 5 slices this time. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4142 If it's any consolation, in eighty years, a pizza place will be on the ground floor. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4143 Compliments of the .1%. They say, "let them eat pie!" 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4144 n...n...no joke guys, Pasquale's Pepperoni Special really does come with a serious n...n...NO TIPPING bonus. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
4145 You're not afraid of anchovies? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4146 The good news is, fellas, since it's over 30 minutes late, it's free! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4147 Wanna join us? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4148 Next one's on the house. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4149 in appreciation … from the self-described “less than attractive girl” at Lexington and 49th 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4150 Hope you understand, reaching into my pocket for a tip could be problematic…. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4151 Anyone good at dividing a circle five ways? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4152 Wanna swap hats? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4153 No tip necessary, I just love to get high. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4154 Next time could you consider Chinese food? 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
4155 It took me a long way to get here,so please don 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4156 Hope you're not building the Leaning Tower of Pizza. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4157 We ordered breadsticks 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4158 Please submit your feedback on the link on the receipt 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4159 Delivery or Digiorno? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4160 Ghost of future immigrants. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4161 Sorry that took so long; the crane operator was on break. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4162 Jeez guys, I forgot the cheesy sticks. Can I get a mulligan on that? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4163 Don't forget to pass it along. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4164 I put a copy of my spec screenplay in there in case any of you can pass it along. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4165 Is it a large? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4166 Oops, there are only 4 slices! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4167 Sorry, but we didn’t actually order the pepperoni… 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4168 Yeah. $50 bucks - But you got free delivery. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4169 Even for a walk-up, this place is a steal! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4170 Be right back with up with your napkins! I just left them in the car. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4171 What do you mean, you left your wallets on the ground floor? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4172 Sorry; I lost the breadsticks around the twelfth floor 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4173 The sky's not the limit, -Towereats. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4174 - Six slices in the small pie. Last one not to fall gets it 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4175 I’ll be right back with your cheesy bread. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4176 Where are the napkins? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4177 Your incessant testing of our '30 Minutes or Less' policy' is really challenging our 'Service with a smile' edict. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4178 No Kimchi? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4179 Delivery is free if it’s 30 stories or less. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4180 You’ll fall for our pizza. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4181 Salami with extra cheese. God I hope I got this right! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4182 If you're feelin' lucky, I'll get the red pepper flakes. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4183 One bite please 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4184 Sorry it took so long. Traffic was unbelievable. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4185 You'll share, of course. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4186 I really hope this is what you ordered. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4187 Stand and deliver… 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4188 I realize I'm past the 30 minute delivery guarantee, but do any of you guys validate? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4189 Hang on while I terrify myself scrambling back for the other four. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4190 This pizza is made for toppings. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4191 Same pizza, same time tomorrow; next storey up though. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4192 Tipping is encouraged. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4193 Darn it, did you need plates too? 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4194 Sorry, the pepperoni goes to the 95th floor. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4195 A white pie nicely accompanied with shaved molten rivets. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4196 "Dispatch said you guys would be jumping for joy." 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4197 you guys sure, this is the best possible place to make a tik-tok video? “ sponsored by “ hot pizza effect and co. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4198 Okay, so four more just like this and some crushed red pepper. Anything else? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4199 This seems an extreme way to keep a rat from getting a slice. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4200 There’s a coupon inside that can be used before 4:00. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4201 I'll be right back. I forgot the cannoli. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4202 Who's the wise guy that entered the wrong Suite number? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4203 Your wives ordered extra olive oil...and upped your life insurance.... 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
4204 All I ask is that you NOT tip me. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4205 We also ordered 5 drinks?! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4206 Are you sure this is organic pizza? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4207 Dial-a-Pizza: we deliver anywhere anytime but you have to pay for transportation 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4208 Five guys ... hey, that has a ring to it. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4209 So that’s one order of pie in the sky. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4210 This is one delivery where I don’t think “tipping” is such a good idea 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4211 Hey, did you forget the breadsticks? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4212 Coupon says 30 minutes or it’s free. A monkey could do your job. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4213 Oh God,I forgot the mapkins! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4214 Well boys, how are you all gonna pay for this pizza with an extra large salami? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4215 Tip him Lenin! 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4216 I'm assume getting down will be easier....... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4217 Before I hand it over, please consider what a hazardous delivery tip should be... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4218 Sorry.The Waldorf was short on staff. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4219 I'll have to come back with the grated cheese and red peppers 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4220 Thanks for not dropping it off 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4221 Please just order wings next time. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4222 Yes, the delivery fee was included in the price. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4223 A wedge for the ledge…be right back with the napkins. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4224 Here you go and please don't tip me 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4225 Sorry, guys. Our drone delivery is out of service today. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4226 That took 31 minutes! You owe us free garlic knots. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4227 I’m afraid I forgot the red pepper flakes. Who am I kidding? I’m just afraid. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4228 This is the last time we deliver free of charge. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4229 I misunderstood when you said you were ten feet in the air. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4230 After this photo, we'll be the only Famous Ray's. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4231 Keep it away from the rats! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4232 That’ll be extra for the delivery. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4233 There’s supposed to be 11 of you. Did you guys push a few off just to share one pizza? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4234 The toppings are extra 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4235 We said ‘no olives’ 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4236 I not the height, it’s the anchovies that are making me nauseous. 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
4237 They told me Pie in the Sky was just a name. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4238 They only delivered one slice you’ll have to share it 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4239 There are 6 slices so someone has to go get their own lunch. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4240 If we do this again, I'll expect a bigger tip! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4241 This is a dream, right? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4242 Here ya go. The steel workers special, all baloney no pepperoni. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4243 Okay, you win. The pizza's free. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4244 Sorry to be late, fellas, but we don't get a lot of orders for our "mile-high" pepperoni. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4245 Enjoy, but do NOT tip me! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4246 Just like your asked, piping hot Pepperoni Pie for six! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4247 . „Your pizza Karl Marx, not divided but unfortunatly without the stuffed crust.“ 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4248 I thought you meant a different kind of high 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4249 Why should I tip?! If you’re not happy with your pay then find another job 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4250 You'll excuse me if this took longer than 30 minutes to deliver. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4251 Tomorrow is SundaeFunday! Management is confident morale will improve. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4252 Since it took you longer than 30 minutes, we’re not paying 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4253 All this for a pineapple pizza? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4254 All it cost was 10,000 bitcoins 🔥 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4255 You're not expecting a tip are you? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4256 Nobody is thinking about worried men who are just hanging there due to the abortion rights. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4257 Can I have the extra slice? 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
4258 When this gets cold, we made need another. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4259 You didn’t order anchovies? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4260 This is from your boss. If you eat it, you can't unionize. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4261 Delivery fees are so high these days. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4262 Sorry I'm late - didn't know I needed a crane reservation! 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
4263 Will that be cash,check, debit, credit or Venmo? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4264 And you're sure this isn't the Empire State Building? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4265 Just FYI, it’s the pizza that makes it New York style. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4266 ‘Don’t look down’ is not the tip I had in mind. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4267 Pizza Pizza 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4268 Good thing this ain't Chicago, huh, pal? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4269 The man up there is paying 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4270 Flip the kid a nickel. See how far out he'll reach to get it. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4271 You said “no anchovies??!!” 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4272 Yes - After 90 years the delivery is free. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4273 Just don 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4274 We’re naming this one after you boys: Fatality on Madison 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4275 No, we don’t get the delivery fee. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4276 Better luck next time,motherfucker. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4277 Will that be one check or five? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4278 The boss thought you might be Depressed. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
4279 Okay, guys: that's one Pie-in-the-Sky, extra cheese and hold the girders. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4280 The Boss says this is "Pie in the Sky". Enjoy !! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4281 You guys are crazy....Hawaiian pizza? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4282 For future reference, curbside pickup does not apply to the 69th floor. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4283 Sorry no,I ordered a soft crust pizza! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4284 Coming up, one gluten free cauliflower crust with a vegan based Italian sausage. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4285 The pizza's 15 bucks. You want 5 equal slices, that's another 10 to access my protractor. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4286 If we like the pizza here, we will reorder. Remember the route! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4287 You forgot the garlic bread. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4288 I’ll be right back with the beer. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4289 Enjoy it, but don't kick back just yet. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4290 But we ordered Pepperoni… 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4291 Hold on sir. I have some change for you 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4292 How can I eat my pizza without my drink?? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4293 Got a pizza delivery for _ave. Rooftop, con. sight 101 @ birds eye view.” Hmm. “Pie crust crumbs for the birds also delivered!” He thought as he departed. I deserve a raise 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4294 I knew this building didn’t have a 13th floor. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4295 I’ll be right back with your Ranch… 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
4296 Is the other pizza on its way? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4297 I ate the sixth piece to even it out. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4298 I only cut it into 4 slices. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4299 The 30 minutes or it's free deal doesn't apply to you guys. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4300 eh-ha-jay 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
4301 I would have been here sooner, but I had to figure out how to cut it into five pieces. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4302 Joe arrived just after the photograph was taken. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4303 Now that’s a-mo…whoaaaa! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4304 You ordered a Papa Gino Belly Buster? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4305 I you drop it I'm not bring it back up. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4306 Here's my last meal delivery." 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4307 …no, it ain’t free, Pal. Gotta grab the Cheesy Bread from the van. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4308 I'll be back in 48 hours with the salad. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4309 Frankly, I don't see anything funny in this 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4310 No anchovies??? You've got the wrong beam!!! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4311 This is my second time praying to avoid the draft. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4312 Wait…Steve…have you not told Papa John yet!? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4313 Slice of life 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4314 Hawaiian pizza? Wow, you guys really are high. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4315 You said you were high and wanted pizza, but... 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4316 Later, one of the Dominos brothers joked: "If Pizzas were manhole covers they wouldn't taste like cardboard!" 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4317 Sorry they forgot the side salad, but you'll have to pick it up yourself. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4318 50 story walk-up for the delivery of 1 pizza? What a rip-off! 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
4319 I was really happy to find a job, but I didn't expect to get this high. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4320 Talk about high cholesterol! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4321 I went out on a limb and ordered the Hawaiian this time! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4322 Yes, I am afraid of heights but I’m even more afraid of my wife so… 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4323 So you're trying to tell me that none of youse ordered this? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4324 I’m not sure why your pizzeria’s way up here, but I’ll try and deliver it before it gets cold 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4325 Sorry I'm late. I was blocked by that guy with the camera. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4326 Sorry, but it started to get cold around the 50th floor. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4327 If you’re wise you’ll share! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4328 You ordered a medium pizza! What happened to the other guy? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4329 Your pizza is free, it took me 35 minutes to climb up here! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4330 I hope this is the correct order. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4331 Classic TikTok Challenge. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4332 Our pizza’s a cut above! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4333 At this elevation, the guarantee of it being hot is waived. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4334 It certainly New York style pizza. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4335 Wow, they do deliver 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4336 This is the one with the high-rise crust” 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4337 Are you SURE you want to do this? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4338 Are you paying in cash? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4339 There will be an up charge on THIS delivery. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4340 With the internet, porn roles have gotten a lot dicier. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4341 Please pass to Oscar on the end. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4342 Come on, I only missed the free pizza deal by 15 seconds 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4343 Quick! Pass this before the Crows spot it. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4344 You’re definitely abusing the 30 minutes or it’s free policy! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4345 I hope none of you are lactose intolerant 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4346 This is NOT what we meant by on-line delivery. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4347 Here ya go boys, extra cheese, cut the vertigo. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4348 I'm giving you only five slices. I can't be responsible for disputes over who gets the other three and I'm taking the trash with me when I go." 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4349 You knew we couldn't deliver this in 30 minutes, so it would be free, didn't you? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4350 Can you cut it? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4351 Sky's the limit, Joe. Just don't look down. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4352 So about that 30 minutes or less policy... 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4353 Curbside delivery? More like cloud-side. 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
4354 We included anchovies…..they balance the pizza very well. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4355 Special” delivery 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4356 Six slices—good luck. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4357 Mind giving me a tip? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4358 Normally customers are high, just not like this 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4359 Hey, Mac, can you pass this slice to the guy at the end? I'll be back shortly with the other four slices. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4360 Sorry for the delay, I accidentally went to Beam 117 first. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4361 This is the first anchovy, pineapple, jalapeño I've ever delivered. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4362 you guys better tip real damn good 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4363 Don’t drop it. There’s no way I could deliver another one. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4364 Oh damn, I left the soda in the car. Be right back! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4365 In the spirit of employee wellbeing, higher management has kindly agreed to sacrifice a share of their pizza for you all..... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4366 So this is what you meant by a "tall order"? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4367 I'm not sure I've got the right floor 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4368 Change for a…hundred? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4369 Sorry for the delay, I fell off on the 30th story 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4370 we got so high we had to order pizza 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4371 Ah, you want the rest... 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4372 Do you guys eat here often as it's off my beaten track? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4373 From here I can see the home that I'm not working from 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4374 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you'll like this better than the lunches I have seen you eat. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4375 Whadda ya mean it's not what ordered?? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4376 Now, that’s what I call great delivery service” 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4377 You know that drone delivery is available for a surcharge? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4378 Sorry guys, you're going to have to call Uber Eats next time. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4379 Man, these directors are getting really creative… Did someone order a pizza with extra sausage? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4380 Just take one bite out of the pizza and pass it along. If you don't, I don't want to be responsible. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4381 Uber says the tip is optional 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4382 That's a $6 surcharge for climbing 69 flights of stairs. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4383 Only one pizza today? Where's Mr. Dumpty? 1.1562 0.06385 64 58 2 4
4384 Your union has trading safety harnesses for a weekly pizza, with the lot! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4385 It took more than 30 minutes. I'm acrophobic. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4386 That’ll be $25 plus hazard pay. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4387 That’s one large pie New York-style. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4388 Sorry, the drinks didn't make it the whole way 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4389 Here’s your pizza order” “Thanks 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4390 Lunch Atop a 3D Chalkscaper” New York, NY (2022 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4391 Sorry. I couldn’t find the address. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4392 You’re telling me nobody ordered the anchovies? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4393 The pizza's $34; the delivery charge is $3,400. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4394 Prefer that you guys don't tip me. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4395 Yeah, I know ordered six, but there was a sudden gust of wind ... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4396 Within 30 minutes or it's free, but you guys were a challenge. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4397 It might be cold. Sorry. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4398 Hey did anyone order a pizza? Why are you on the Empire State Building? I’m walking here! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4399 Which one of you actually has the cell phone? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4400 Sorry, we didn’t order the pepperoni. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4401 No no, this says it's for the top of the food chain, the CEO is downstairs 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4402 Finally! The best place to enjoy some piece and quiet. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4403 Thanks for making the trip. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4404 Now! That’s a New Yorker. And he ain’t from Brooklyn! 1.1556 0.05220 90 81 4 5
4405 Hey , we ordered pepperoni. Take it back. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4406 No problem. I'm used to delivering to people who are really high. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4407 Don't forget to tip 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4408 Be careful. It's very hot. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4409 Sorry, guys -- it was me or the pizza! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4410 Yes, I’ll be back tomorrow with the cheese. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4411 We at Ernie's Pizza insist on work-life balance. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4412 You sure? Won't plates just blow away up here? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4413 I forgot the salad. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4414 What do you mean you 'don't believe in tipping'? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4415 Sorry pal you're one minute late. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4416 thanks, but where are our garlic knots? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4417 You know there's a lunch room, right? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4418 Please don't drop it. I intuitively will try to catch it. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4419 Careful, it's a little hot. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4420 Guaranteed delivery was 5 minutes ago. I hope you're not expecting a tip. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4421 the performance society 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4422 Really, Mikey? Pineapple on pizza?!? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4423 One pie with extra vertigo, just the way you like it. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4424 Thanks, we tipped in the app. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4425 Greasy box. Don’t let it slip away! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4426 Will you draw straws or flip for the extra pieces? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4427 Sorry,we ran out of vegan pepperoni. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4428 How about a little something for the effort? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4429 I'm beginning to re-think my career choices. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4430 Can we get some paper plates and napkins with that? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4431 OMG, I forgot the pepperoni 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4432 Pete's high quality pizza is here! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4433 Living on the underdog's edge 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4434 Talking about risky business… 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
4435 Sure, I will go back and get chili flakes for you asap ! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4436 Eat quick-the photographer's almost here. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4437 Hold the pepperoni ! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4438 Yes, it is smaller. You've heard about food inflation, right? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4439 Dangling—er, dining—out? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4440 My hands are stuck to the box. What are we gonna do?! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4441 Careful now -- don't wanta drop it 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4442 It was supposed to be a LARGE? Sorry, I'll be right back. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4443 Be careful with the leftovers. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4444 Sorry it took me a bit, it didn’t specify what floor… 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4445 Sorry, this is not the time for a tip. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4446 Can you divide the charge into five checks? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4447 Pass this to the guy without a hat. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4448 Thanks for lunch. We will be back to work right after our naps. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4449 Oh no, that’s okay don’t worry about going to get the tip, you paid me back with the best view in NYC 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4450 If you took longer than thirty minutes it's free, right? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4451 It took me 30 minutes to climb up here, enjoy your cold pizza. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4452 Next time, let me know the apartment number. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4453 Have a good one guys,enjoy! :) ..... AAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhh h h h h h h h 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4454 Did you bring the bread sticks? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4455 I thought it was spinach but it’s really chard. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4456 That will be an extra 10 bucks for delivery. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4457 We all need a better union. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4458 Anyone want pizza? My last delivery jumped out the window. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4459 We really should tell him he can use the crane...nah, lunch break entertainment. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4460 You're late. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4461 Here's your "extra high rise"! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4462 40 stories or it’s free, right? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4463 I thought we ordered an extra large!? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4464 What do you mean "it's the wrong address!" 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4465 Hey . . . look at that, we all have the same kicks." "Wha the hell is a kicks?! 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
4466 Fast. Free delivery. Enjoy! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4467 One pizza hold the grease. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4468 5 guys, 6 slices, don't get pushy 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4469 Here’s your pie from Sky Pizza! Now try not to become road pizza… 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4470 Hey tell that guy down there that smoking is dangerous. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4471 eight slices. So you will have to fight over who gets two. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4472 Hopefully someone will fall off -- this is only a medium. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4473 Y’all know there’s tables inside now, right? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4474 You also ordered five beers, right? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4475 Just workers doing their work. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4476 Keep it. I’m more worried that I might tip over. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4477 We’re sorry but the guarantee is 30 minutes or less or it’s free. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4478 Who’s up for pizza? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4479 I think I won't wait to find out who ordered and didn't want the pizza sliced. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4480 The lift operator already took his cut. Fortunately, there're five slices left. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4481 The other guys pizza is better 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4482 Who ordered New York's largest pizza? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4483 Who ordered the twice-removed gluten-free pizza with heirloom tomato sauce, softened chhurpi cheese, caramelized onion hearts, scalloped peperone medallions, topped with crisped arugula tips? That will be $146.87. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4484 And beers? Nobody ordered a drink? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4485 To me, %10 seems like a generous enough tip for delivery. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4486 Sorry guy, you're the only place that delivers north of 38th street. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4487 You need plates and napkins? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4488 I thought you said: Extra Sneeze! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4489 Your tip is on 4 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4490 Five slices right. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4491 It looks like there are 5 of you and only 8 slices. I hope the unfortunate worker who only gets one slice, won't tip me over instead of giving me a cash tip. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4492 They couldn’t cut it in to 10 slices. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4493 This would have been easier if this were a doorman building. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4494 One personal pizza… Four more to go… 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4495 Vegetarian with anchovies. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4496 Climbing's the easy part. It's the time travel I'm paid for. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4497 There was an extra charge for a 'might fall' fee. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4498 Don't look at me; look at the camera! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4499 Sorry - I didn't think I should include the red pepper packets. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4500 I’ll be back in an hour with the Parmesan. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4501 Yes,it’s still hot. Rode my motorized bike up. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4502 Beware of the hot peppers 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4503 No. We ordered Thai. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4504 So, this is what you guys do to get high! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4505 Needless to say, there will be no tipping. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4506 We deliver everywhere, but no tipping 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4507 This feels like a dream job. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4508 And they told us this was a pie in the sky idea. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4509 Any chance you guys can take a break from whatever your working on, and focus on getting an elevator in here? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4510 Just let it cool in the 90mph winds. 1.1525 0.06758 59 54 1 4
4511 Oops, I brought enough for 6. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4512 Of course, whoever claims this piece of pizza is going to have to give me a very big tip. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4513 Can you go get some crushed red pepper, please. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4514 I cut it into five piece, because I didn't think you could eat ten. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4515 I’m balancing the best I could. Where’s that photographer already? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4516 Um, there's no app for slicing it five ways. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4517 You also ordered what? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4518 Thanks 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4519 I'm afraid I took our slogan too seriously. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4520 No fighting over the sixth slice. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4521 The store has applied a high discount, so delivery is free 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4522 For a super thin crust, just drop it once. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4523 I’m going to have reassesss the free delivery 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4524 Which one of you ordered the pepperoni? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4525 I'll need the pizza saver. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4526 Gee, your employment standards are as lax as ours! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4527 Please tell me you have change! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4528 No need for extra jalapeños. It's hotter up here. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4529 I’m sorry. They put anchovies on a by mistake. No charge. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4530 I gotta run back down for your change” 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4531 I think you took "pie in the sky" too literally. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4532 The store limited sales to four slices. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4533 Here you go, low sodium, vegan and gluten free. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4534 Remember, 1 slice per person. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4535 This is my first – and last – day working for Beam Dash. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4536 You guys are lucky you have such stable jobs. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4537 That’ll be three thousand with tip 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4538 Not until I see my tip... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4539 Wow this is really taking Postmates to the next level! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4540 You guys getting the munchies? You seem a little high 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4541 Safety in porn is not slipping 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4542 Hey, yo, I'm risking my life here to deliver you 5 fucknuts a New York pizza. That's right: New York pizza – The most terrible fucking shit pizza in the whole world. Here you go, shit-for-brains. $30. Bon fucking appétit. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
4543 We're not hot and steady for nothin'. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4544 Immediately after asking for payment, Jimmy could see that these guys were only going to tip him. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4545 The window said, "Are You Up for Pizza?" 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4546 Pizza ANYONE? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4547 Hold on while I tip you. Oops! 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4548 After risking my neck for you guys, can I at least have a slice? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4549 Hey fellas, how much should we tip him? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4550 Thanks fer waitin', fellas. The delivery drone is out of order today. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4551 We take our pizza to new heights. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4552 What wise guy wanted gluten-free crust? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4553 Excuse me, I have one personal pie for "Joe"? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4554 Here, take it! Forget the tip!" Fred Stokley 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4555 We said no pineapple. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4556 Last one finished has to recycle the box. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4557 This was specifically designed for a balanced diet. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4558 No, not that kind of tip... please, I have a family. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4559 You wouldn’t believe how hard it was to slice five ways. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4560 You forgot the oregano and chilly flakes 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4561 bobby was determined to deliver in under 30 minutes (or free) but he didn’t account for the time it would take to climb up. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4562 You know there’s a discount if you collect? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4563 I saw your $2 tip, so I shat on this pizza. Enjoy. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4564 Guys, your TicTok videos are getting out of hand 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4565 Sorry it's cold. DoorDash fell through. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4566 Damn,I left the breadsticks in the car! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4567 Dominos tests the domino theory 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4568 Oh come on! I think this is pretty good considering I had to invent a time machine. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4569 Your order with extra toppling. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4570 I used to do drone delivery but the tips were lousy 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4571 Sir, I wasn't expecting this, when you mentioned the squad is high. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4572 The usual delivery fee seems less than adequate for your lunch order! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4573 It’s 20 dollars for the pizza and 300 dollars for agreeing to make the delivery. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4574 Who ordered the pepperoni, hold the anchovies and the 401k plan? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4575 Up here it's really important to have a well balanced lunch. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4576 This one is Golden Gate Special, hold the unions 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4577 This is the regular crust, we ordered a thin crust pizza... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4578 The regular lunch crowd and small tips. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4579 This is your last free delivery. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4580 I won’t charge you for the one that I dropped 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4581 They don't give you hazard pay either? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4582 Here’s your gluten free thin crust pizza with a side of organic pesto. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4583 the essential workers really support each other 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4584 …it’s called Uber Feats apparently… 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4585 ‘you did not warn that there was no elevator ‘ 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4586 Hope it’s gluten-free 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4587 That’s what I call free delivery 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4588 Sorry, boys. I forgot the paper napkins in the car. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4589 The tip better be good. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4590 Sorry for the three hour wait: the pizza is on us! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4591 Four slices for sharing 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4592 Late, so free??? Scuse me, while I pitch this pie! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4593 RCA building? No, I only listen to podcasts 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4594 Gluten-free,right? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4595 It's free...again. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4596 Who ordered the extra-rivets hold the girder ? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4597 Yes, our pizza is high on demand. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4598 I'll be right back with your plates and napkins. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4599 Don't pull too hard lifting out a slice! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4600 The crew we had before you guys weren't careful eaters. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4601 You really want that tip don't you? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4602 I had better get a good tip for this. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4603 IS THE SODA ON THE WAY TO WASH DOWN THE PIZZA? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4604 Careful, it's Domino's. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4605 Catering opportunities for team building exercises 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4606 It would have been two pizzas, but non-union workers just get an empty box with a picture of a slice on it. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4607 Thanks. Any breadsticks? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4608 unfortunately because you got a pineapple pizza i have to push you off 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4609 However you slice it, gluten's too dangerous. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4610 The acrophobia drug really works. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4611 Annnnddd here are your subpoenas Kevin, Jim, Mo, Andy and Scott 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4612 You know what? I think we should start a labor union. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4613 Sorry guys but I had to sit down and rest around the 40th floor. I used the box for a cushion instead of sitting on the cold beam. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4614 As the vertigo setting up in, it occurred to Matt that delivery areas really should be specified in *horizontal* miles. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4615 I will be back with the Sodas in about 30 Minutes 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4616 The tip was for, "Don't look down." 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4617 Be VERY careful - it’s hot. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4618 I got a little bit hungry on the way up 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4619 I'll be back with the sprite. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4620 Now I see why they told me "the guys who ordered this are so high". 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4621 At first, I thought your idea was pie in the sky. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4622 Dedicated Delivery 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4623 Delivery for Hine? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4624 Sorry we dropped the tip. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4625 Now remember, don't litter. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4626 No, we ordered ours with no onions. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4627 We also ordered cheesey bread? 1.1486 0.05670 74 67 3 4
4628 My treat. No tipping allowed. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4629 Here you go guys. Be back in a minute . . . forgot the chili pepper. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4630 They were out o cheese and tomato is I got all anchovies.' 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4631 We only cut it into four pieces. You may need to fight for it. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4632 Oh, we asked for arugula. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4633 where did you park? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4634 Ok!! I get it!!! From now on I’ll respect what you!! Just take the pizza and let me go dad! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4635 ‚Squidgame 2‘ 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4636 Deliver on a high bar. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4637 I don’t need a tip, just please stop ordering to here! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4638 We haven't delivered lunch up here for 90 years! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4639 Sorry, I'll have to go back for the napkins. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4640 Don’t worry - it’s Gluten free. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4641 I am hoping you are not going to ask for separate checks. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4642 You other guys ordered pizzas too?! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4643 H-h-h-ere's your p-p-p-ie — keep the tip! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4644 Sorry, the other four didn't make it. 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
4645 That's OK, I don't want a tip. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4646 apologies, I am experiencing a sudden bout of sociophobia 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
4647 What a treat! Their pizza is to die for. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4648 They said 68th floor, one pizza. Now I get it. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4649 Glad I got this to you, the delivery instructions were so up in the air 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4650 I thought you said ‘grinder’ not ‘girder’! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4651 Okay, so we’re not the original Ray’s. But you’re in no position to be choosy. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4652 They said no to labor rights, but they sent a complimentary pizza. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4653 Don't worry it's still hot. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4654 Tip me not! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4655 First Turtles in a Sewer, Now This? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4656 Yo it's free because the line for the elevator took forever. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4657 I'll be right back with the crushed pepper 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4658 I thought that there were eleven of you? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4659 On the house. The free solo guy was a no show. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4660 I don’t care if anchovies scare you. Deal with it. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4661 Who ordered the large pie with extra tippings? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4662 Taking the pineapple on pizza discussion to a whole new level. 😏 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4663 Oh no. I can’t believe all five of us forgot our wallets at home. Gee whiz, we really can’t pay for this in a traditional way. Whatever could all five of us do to make this right? Well, I suppose we could have sex with ya. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4664 There's an extra charge for "pie-in-the-sky" deliveries. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4665 Don't worry about the tip ... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4666 Who ordered the sausage, mushrooms and anchovies?? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4667 I'll be back with the other four... 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4668 I cried HELP, not YELP! 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4669 You took 31 minutes and we ordered Pepperoni, not Hawaiian. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4670 I'd appreciate a tip, but don't tip me over 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4671 Oops, we forgot the anchovies, I'll be right back. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4672 Look, I'm not going back for anchovies. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4673 On the way up I realized I’ve never lived up to my true potential. I thought pizza delivery would take me to new heights, but only figuratively. I’ve missed my true calling as a salesman, and now I think it’s too late. Enjoy your lunch, fellas. Me, I’ll be taking the fast way down. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4674 My customers call me uber. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4675 I told you it was pie in the sky 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4676 Hey, are you guys hiring? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4677 It’s not DiGiorno? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4678 No thanks. It gives us vertigo. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4679 Sorry couldn’t do it in less than an hour. You get the next on free. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4680 Paolo's Famous Pizza goes out on a ledge for you. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4681 I'm keeping the $3 coupon!! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4682 It's a little late because only I deliver here. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4683 No need to even mention the word “tip,” fellas. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4684 That will be $500 Sir! Pizza delivery insurance rates skyrocket in NY. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4685 Can you step around here in front of us Bob. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4686 Fastest delivery ever! 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4687 We always serve, wherever and whenever. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4688 Damn Millennials. So needy and dramatic. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4689 Who had the beet and blue cheese? 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4690 Someone ordered from Pie in the Sky? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4691 Hey guys I got a large SUH here 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4692 No I will not accept a blowjob in lieu of payment 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4693 Thanks for coming down to the 15th floor. The pie's cold if I have to take it to the top. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4694 Would appreciate if you could also bring us the plastic utensils we requested. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4695 Sorry if the pizza is cold—my GPS couldn’t find your location!” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,Ont 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4696 It's been 32 minutes so its free right? 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4697 Bro, thank you — we’re like so totally high right now. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4698 Hey can you hold this while I jump? 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4699 NO tip is ever gonna be enough to get me up here again cuz I’m gonna tip over & I won’t have a job anymore, anyway- & it’s all your fault! Bon a petit! 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4700 So, we're starting our balanced diet. Agreed? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4701 Hey kid, wanna walk the plank for an extra tip? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4702 Don't drop it! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4703 Sorry for being late, there was a long line at the elevator 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
4704 Oh no - I forgot the napkins! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4705 hurry up with the tip,pal. i'm parked in a no-dirigible zone. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
4706 this is way to high above my pay grade 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4707 It’s been a while since I’ve done a contact delivery 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4708 I don’t mean to pry, but how are you going to eat this when only one of you seems to have thumbs? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4709 Heard yall got unions now too 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4710 It’s been 32 minutes, that means it’s free right? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4711 Warning- it’s very hot and, well ,never mind. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4712 Sorry to make you come up here -- we were expecting a drone. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4713 The good news is we found your pizza cutter. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4714 Hey guys, next time get Alfred Eisenstadt to deliver your pizza! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4715 Medium cheese, extra rivets? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4716 Can't wait to try your pizza. I hear it's our of this world. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4717 Now, don't drop this one! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4718 What can I say? We get the munchies when we’re high. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4719 Sorry, it might be cold. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4720 Here's your rat feces pizza! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4721 So nobody ordered peperoni? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4722 Who wants this piece 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4723 You can keep your tip if I can keep my balance! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4724 With living wage legislation, tipping seems excessive. No? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4725 They say the calories don’t count at this altitude 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4726 Where are the bread sticks? 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4727 Ok, I'll go back for Pepperoni but - I'll be back on Thursday. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4728 That'll be $12.99 for the pizza and $250,000 for delivery. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4729 This is the LAST time I`ll walk on the wild side for you guys! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4730 That’s right!! When you’re up here working always pretend that your looking UP at the prize. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4731 You fellas order a vegetarian Chicago style pizza? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4732 Just how long is your lunch break? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4733 I suppose you'll be wanting a bigger tip. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4734 When you said, “we have the munchies and we are really high, I thought you meant…..” 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4735 My tip better be sky-high! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4736 Haute cuisine delivery, sir! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4737 Some customers have high expectations 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4738 Please don't make me go back for your free breadsticks. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4739 You know if I'm going to take my life in my own hands the least you can do is give a slice 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4740 Should I tell him he forgot the bread sticks? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4741 This is a charge delivery. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4742 Your location pin said first floor, not the first floor being constructed... 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4743 Who ordered the 4- cut pizza? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4744 Cheesus ! 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4745 This pizza is for Bob 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4746 The pizza may be a bit shook up. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4747 I’ll be right back with everyone’s drink order. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4748 Sorry, I'll be right back with one without anchovies. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4749 I don’t this this is what they mean by ‘pie in the sky!’ 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4750 Sorry I'm late. My number of orders were sky high. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4751 Fair warning,there may be more cheese under the lid than on the pizza. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4752 No, the service fee doesn’t count as a tip. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4753 Oh! I forgot to slice them. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4754 Sorry if the pizza’s cold. I had to take the stairs. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4755 Sorry, it fell out but you could lick the box. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4756 Thanks, but there's no need to tip me. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4757 Might be cold. No one answered the door. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4758 There was supposed to be a salad too? Ok, I’ll be right back. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4759 Love is in the air 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4760 That's $75, 10 for the pizza and 65 delivery fee. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4761 We wanted to try something different than our usual Chinese place. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4762 I'll be...be...ba...back with the...the...dri...drinks! 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4763 Separate tabs? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4764 Heh, I slipped my resume under the slice as I think your job is more interesting than mine!” 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4765 You guys study the balance beam in college, too? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4766 No big deal, everyone gets pizza when they're high. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4767 Actually, the time travel was more difficult. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4768 Here's our risk reward. complments of the GOP 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4769 Did you want fries with that? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4770 I'd like an extra tip,please,I have a fear of heights. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4771 One Pie in the Sky…delivered! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4772 We drew lots to see who would deliver this. I lost! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4773 What do you mean I took 31 minutes??!! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4774 Careful, don't drop this or my tip! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4775 No tip! No tip! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4776 Hold the tips 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4777 'Tip?!' No thank you. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4778 Credit card?...Of course. And to be fair I can take 5. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4779 Can I just leave it at the doorstep next time? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4780 Your tip is with the guys on the other end. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4781 DoorDash is the best! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4782 I'll be back with your sides in a minute 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4783 Hey, you forgot my cheesy bread again! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4784 Sorry for the long wait 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4785 I actually have an MBA 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4786 Thanks, but we asked for no anchovies. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4787 All the Rays look the same from up here. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4788 Actually most of my deliveries are to high people 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4789 Pizza delivery ppl will go anywhere for that tip. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4790 Actually most people I deliver pizza to are super high 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4791 Here's your pizza ver-to go. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4792 The Newsies of New York on a Sunday afternoon 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4793 No tip, thanks. 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
4794 Sorry, that's not what we ordered 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4795 I'll be back in two hours with your drinks. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4796 This tower will be leaning even more if you fellas keep having pizza for lunch. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4797 Wait a minute; I have to go back to get your napkins. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4798 Guys, tipping is not essential in this case! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4799 One large cheese pizza. Hold the gravity. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4800 Uber Alles Eats 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4801 Thin crust this time…not your usual deep dish order. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4802 No! Please don't tip me! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4803 This is free correct? You took more than 30 mins. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4804 I didn't even know we had a Mohawk style pizza. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4805 Your tip flew off but tornado warning?!? Our boss said we have to stay.... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4806 Pass it down to mister gluten-free… 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4807 Dang! I forgot the bread sticks. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4808 I didn't think this is what you meant by getting high and ordering pizza. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4809 There you go, only 4 more to go 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4810 New policy, no more deliveries. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4811 Tip him extra to make up for these high gasoline prices. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4812 This box won't recycle. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4813 You didn’t order a pepperoni? Take it or leave it, fellas. You’re not in a position to be picky. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4814 Here ya go. One deconstructed pizza. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4815 This is only a one time offer. The next time you'll get the drone. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4816 The beam below you guys never tips. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4817 You can pay in p-coin. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4818 Sure, my apartment is outside the delivery zone, but *this* is ok. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4819 Yes, I have napkins, but they’re in my car. Okay, no problem…we’ll wait. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4820 Can't carry lunchboxes like your coworkers on the ground? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4821 Well, Mr. Pizza Man From The Future, here in 1932,$15 is a month’s salary so unless there’s pearls on it, I’m not paying 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4822 Joe left the group in chase of more grounded dreams, but not without constructing one last, cheesy goodbye. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4823 Keep the change, you filthy animal 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
4824 The tip is already included in the price for a party of 500ft or more. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4825 I heard you lost the dare My advice is share 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4826 You don't need to tip me this time fellas 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4827 I really admire you guys. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4828 They forgot mushrooms. I hope that's ok. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4829 Delivered to 30 story's or it’s free. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4830 Take it. You look like you like pizza more than we do. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4831 If I fall within 1 minute you get a free pizza 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4832 You forgot the dip? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4833 Arent you worried? 8 slices and 5 people... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4834 Just leave it on the beam please 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4835 Courtesy of your boss, with a reminder that a union would ruin the 'family' work environment here. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4836 Normally, I just fold the boxes, but your order said, “use the dumbwaiter.” 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4837 So...ulp...will that be all? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4838 Including the delivery fee, that will be $11,022.50. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4839 Sorry fellas they ran out of pepperoni all they had left was cheese 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4840 Sorry guys. It's probably cold by now. I couldn't find the stairs. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4841 Sorry for the delay, fella's! I had a terrible time finding an available extension crane to lift me here! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4842 that will be $40,000 please 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4843 One large 'Wallendas,' extra pepperoni. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4844 Will this be cash or charge? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4845 Those free delivery commercials have to stop. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4846 This delivery takes my career to a whole new height! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4847 Oops. I forgot the napkins. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4848 This’ll go down well… 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4849 Tip me, not the pizza. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4850 I'm afraid you built this up too much, but here you go. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4851 You’d think with a name like Marty McFly I wouldn’t be scared of heights. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4852 As advertised, here it is – 30 minutes or it’s free-falling. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4853 Be careful. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4854 Drinks are coming. I need to make two trips. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4855 Is this apartment B? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4856 I hope you like pineapple on your pizza. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4857 Sliced in rotational fashion! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4858 Watch out, the pepperoni is very spicy! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4859 There are only five slices but Joe over at the end is kinda clumsy so I think we'll be fine. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4860 Just as promised, thirty stories or less! 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4861 It doesn't have that slip and slide cheap oily cheese, right? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4862 Just take one and pass it on. No, there are no napkins. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4863 I hope my tip’s bigger than the minimum wage… 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4864 Hi five to the guy who gets the 6th slice! 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4865 So what are the photos for? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4866 Would have rather got a raise 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4867 Sorry, but I specifically said no pineapple. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4868 I would have given you 5 stars if you arrived 15 minutes earlier. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4869 You’re 15 minutes late, do we get it for free” 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4870 No need to tip. I was on my way home anyway. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4871 One personal pan. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4872 Thanks man, how do you plan on getting down? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4873 Is it pepperoni or sausage? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4874 No charge, we were unable to deliver it within 60 minutes! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4875 Still working on the pie-rise! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4876 Ah... the smell of anchovies sends me to new heights. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4877 I'll have your drinks up here in an hour." Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4878 Can’t you do without the red peppers and Parmesan just this once! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4879 I miss working from home 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4880 Are you guys doing a tiktok? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4881 This delivery is above my pay grade." Cal Bellamy Munster, I 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4882 How much of a tip did you add? 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4883 If you're feeling tipsy don't worry we'll take care of you And you're good service 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4884 Damn - I forgot the plates! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4885 Sure, I can go back for the napkins. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4886 Sorry, Sir. The pizzeria is closing down. This is the last time you could order. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4887 That’ll be $14.99 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4888 Please tell me there’s a risk premium included with my tip 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4889 Hands off, it's an empty box. Now, which one of you called for the stripper? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4890 Please try to not drop the box, the last one fell on a guy's windshield and you don't want to know. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4891 This is my last delivery to you guys. Tomorrow they're replacing me with a drone. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4892 This was the hardest address to find in the 3 days I've been delivering pizzas. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4893 Sorry, I'll have to come back with the pineapple. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4894 Yeah,a lot of people order their pizza when they get high. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4895 I'll have to go back for the garlic bites. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4896 I left You the tip on the app 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4897 That will be $5 surcharge as this is outside our normal delivery area. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4898 Extra napkins?...Really? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4899 Oh......., getting high 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4900 Whoa! So you guys didn't order the anchovies and pineapple?" 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4901 Gives new meaning to the word tip. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4902 I may or may not be back with napkins. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4903 We ordered half pepperoni, half BBQ pizza. You must have gotten us mixed up with EAST 52nd Street. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4904 One large Gooey Vegetable--eat one or be one. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4905 Are you guys sure this pizza is cheesy enough to parachute? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4906 You dropped your lunch pails again? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4907 My other choice was a low orbit Space Capsule but I thought you guys would tip better. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4908 The pizza drone is being repaired, so they sent me ..... 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4909 WORTH A TIP! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4910 You should know, we don't tip. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4911 Sorry fellas, the other guy fell down on the job. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4912 Here's your 'leaning tower' special! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4913 Sorry. This is cut into twelve pieces. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4914 I”m going to need to ask that you bring me a warmer pizza.” 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4915 Oh Gosh ! I forgot the napkins. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
4916 Six feet apart, guys, six feet! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4917 I’ll be back with the pepperoni. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4918 Damn. It's cut into four pieces. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
4919 So, if I got the order right it has four slices. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4920 Thirty minutes, right on the button. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4921 Please don't toss the dough. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4922 Next time could you please come down to me? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4923 Fred’s a really pie in the sky type of person. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4924 You guys sure know how to go out on a limb. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4925 Careful, box might be hot. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4926 It's been so easy making deliveries up here since our team brought Scotty onboard. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4927 High Employee Level 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4928 You know they don’t give us the service fees, right? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4929 I can’t believe that the fuel surcharge was higher than the hazard pay 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4930 GrubHub never made me do this. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4931 Well, it took you long enough to get up here 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4932 'As much as it pains me to say this, I don't think one pizza is going to be enough for you guys' 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
4933 For once, please don't tip me. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4934 Here ya go, guys...I couldn't get Original Ray's but I did get Famous Original Ray's (which took over from Westside Famous Ray's) 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4935 Hold this, my dog ran off. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4936 Hold on a second while I figure out each guys share. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4937 Sorry, my wallet's in my car. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4938 Obviously free since it took a while to deliver 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4939 Oops. There go your cheesy breadsticks. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4940 Are you sure how much it waighs? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4941 When we say 30 minutes or less, we mean it. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4942 You guys want a picture again too? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4943 Sure, the low-hanging fruit ideas aren't as exciting, but they're far less dangerous. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4944 You did call in the order with your credit card, right? I don't have any change. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4945 Quattro Stagioni? But there are five of us! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4946 : “Thanks again for the $2 tip.” 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4947 Should we tip him? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4948 I guess I’m gonna fall out of the workforce after all. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4949 I've never delivered a pizza early before. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4950 Scared? Well I crapped my pans 40 floors ago. Now I’m just hoping it doesn’t shift and throw off my balance. Enjoy your pie. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4951 Pretty smart idea to hide the parachutes in the pizza box. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4952 Are you guys floor 35 appt 5? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4953 They did find your lunch box in the cement mixer. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4954 We cut it into six slices. I ate one so it would come out even. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4955 I forgot your drinks 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4956 I feel uncomfortable.. I don't like anchovies 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4957 Here’s your personalized order with an extra layer of brick cheese. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4958 Think I'll win the contest for the most daring delivery? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4959 You want your stinky little pizza pie, huh? C'mon take it. C'mon. Take your shitty little pizza pizza you shitty idiots. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4960 Careful...it's the only one I've got left 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4961 Don’t tip me in nickels like the guys on the last girder. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4962 Hang on a sec, I left the breadsticks in the car. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4963 The plates and napkins are in the car. I’ll be right back. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4964 When you said you were high, I thought you were just another stoner! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4965 Building our future, one careful step at a time. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4966 Who gets the extra piece? 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4967 Tips are typically based on delivery elevation 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4968 All for one? 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4969 It's actually your raise. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4970 Anywhere........Anytime........ or it's FREE ! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4971 Hope you have better health and safety coverage than I do. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4972 This wasn't in my job description. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4973 So sorry, I'll be right back with the extra anchovies. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4974 Who ordered a large pepperoni with green olives and no safety net? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4975 Okay this time, but the new promise will be '30 stories or less.' 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4976 The second pizza lost its balance. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4977 No tip thanks. You've been served a subpoena. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4978 But, we ordered pepperoni with pineapple… 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4979 I'll be right back with the garlic knots 1.1341 0.05137 82 75 3 4
4980 We'll see your crazy and raise you a crazy! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4981 I have to ask for a raise. Our brand is going to be a part of history. 1.1341 0.05137 82 75 3 4
4982 Sorry, it's a matter of principle; I don't tip. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4983 We already cut it into six slices. Why do you ask? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4984 I'm not falling for this again. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4985 When will the elevator be operating? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4986 Delivery's not included. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4987 You have a balance.. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4988 I told you I wanted sausage! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4989 No anchovies? No problem, I’ll just bring another! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4990 did somebody order the huge greased-up sausage? oh, you all did? okay then ;) 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4991 This is the last time I come up here, next time you'll have to collect it downstairs 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4992 There is a 10% excess charge for deliveries to high rises. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4993 I appreciate it; but no tipping please. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4994 The Irish guy gets the slice with the shamrocks 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4995 Sorry fellas, a couple of gulls stole the chips on my way up. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4996 I hope they remembered your olives, but either way I'm not coming up here again. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4997 Sorry (burp!), they wouldn't make a five piece pizza. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4998 Careful, it's hot! You don't wanna burn your fingers, that'd hurt. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4999 Careful,it 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5000 Ok, ok. Fine. More pepperoni, less leaning. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5001 I know we say 30 minuets or less, but parking was a nightmare. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5002 it’s our chilling special 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5003 Thanks, hope you don’t mind but we don’t usually tip up here. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5004 If this’ll be your last meal boys, trust me it’s a good one 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5005 I though I requested no contact delivery 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5006 Don’t tip, don’t tip, don’t tip 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5007 I think it’s time for them to come up with rectangular pizzas 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5008 Thanks, but this was supposed to be gluten free. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5009 I dropped your tip in a jar way down there. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
5010 '"I thought you said 'rocket feta center'." 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
5011 Remember, don’t drop anything. From this height a piece of pepperoni is going so fast it could knock out somebody. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5012 Inflation has made this pie sky high 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5013 Sorry, we said jalapeño peppers on the side! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5014 You’ve been served the topnotch pizza. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5015 Another floor, another ritual pizza slice with extra garlic! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5016 I like my Pizza with some progressive cheese please, keep the change! 🍕 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
5017 Do you accept Venmo? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5018 Sorry, I said no pineapple. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5019 Watch where you step! we like your pizzas, but no for a Dominos effect. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5020 Delivering this pizza was was like a walk in the clouds. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5021 This is the 4th time this week you guys have ordered pizza, next time order some hamburgers! I want a B-BIG T-TIP! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5022 How do I get your job? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5023 It better be pepperoni 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5024 402?! Oh, wait -- this is for 404. Sorry. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5025 With delivery, that’s $129 dollars. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5026 Hey guys, tell me this isn't like climbing a tree, easier getting up than down. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5027 I can't really make change & the napkins dropped out of my pocket. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5028 Sorry wrong apartment. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5029 ''It took 32 minutes. Another free pizza guys! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5030 Please,fellas,no tipping! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5031 Pizza Friday? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5032 Take it back, I asked for extra cheese. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5033 Sorry, no sides of ranch dressing up here since Mike's little mishap. 1.1316 0.05410 76 70 2 4
5034 No anchovies this time, right? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5035 The best delivery man east of 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5036 I forgot them in the car, do you guys need the napkins and crushed red pepper? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5037 Set tight you guys … I can only bring one at a time! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5038 Who’s got the twenty for the ‘shrooms? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5039 A balance of anchovies and mushrooms 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5040 Here you go, one lunch special! I’ll be back with the free soda in a little while. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5041 OK, great! Hold for the photo and we'll break for lunch. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5042 Sorry sir, wrong decade. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5043 The ad says 30 stories or less and it's free? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5044 I really shouldn’t be giving you this. Doc said it could change the course of history. 1.1316 0.05410 76 70 2 4
5045 I forgot the Parmesan. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5046 Lunchtime’s almost over 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5047 You guys really know how to get high. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5048 Sitting here was the only way to obtain free delivery in Downtown 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
5049 I got hungry on the way up, so there are only 4 pieces 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5050 Please return this, I clearly said no anchovies! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5051 That’s our motto, 30 minutes or it’s free fall. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5052 You may collect the tip from the last fella sitting! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5053 The words -‘Free Delivery’-have taken on a whole new meaning for me now! 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
5054 I'm okay for not wearing a mask, fellas? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5055 You'll never believe what my horoscope said this morning!?!? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5056 Remember, the delivery fee is NOT a tip. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5057 I suppose he's gonna expect extra gratuity for a pie-in-the-sky delivery...? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5058 Yeah, let's not talk about tipping right now. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5059 Remember, the further away you sit, the thinner your slice must be. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5060 32 minutes? This building doesn't even have an address! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5061 One cheese pizza with hot rivets. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5062 They say I shouldn't let fear stop me from taking my business to new heights. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5063 courtesy of Mr. Rockefeller 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
5064 Just one pepperoni ?! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5065 We don’t need any napkins or utensils or condiments; save the planet. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5066 I beg you--no tipping. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5067 I'd love to tip, but I don't have my wallet on me. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5068 Nice try, but it's still been less than hour so you have to pay. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5069 Well, now I got to be in a Pulitzer winner! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5070 The pizza IS free but did you read the fine print on delivery charges? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5071 High Five .....No matter how you slice it ! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5072 We cut it into five easy pieces. Enjoy! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5073 I'm very sorry I'm late! My scooter had a puncture. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5074 I'm expecting a big tip, guys. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5075 Sorry I'm late. The street directions were a little confusing. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5076 No delivery charge.And no tip! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5077 Sorry for the delay. You don’t have a working elevator. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5078 The website said 20 minutes less... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5079 You forgot the paper plates! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5080 It's cut into four pieces 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5081 Management refers to all of us as drones, so they use us interchangeably. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5082 Finally the Adult Film we always wanted. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5083 Delivery took more than 30 minutes, sorry. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5084 Is it still hot and fresh like your TV ads promised? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5085 Sorry, no tip--you were late. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5086 You're late. This will be free, right? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5087 So sorry for the delay - the roo isn’t trained for beam hops and the panda can’t handle climbs off the boo. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5088 Live the high life with pizza! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5089 Sorry, I am lost is this the 80th floor? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5090 Please, don’t get up. We offer door-to-ledge service. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5091 No. I do not want to be tipped. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5092 Friends, I think it's about time we unionize. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5093 I left the peppers in the car, be right back. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5094 Sorry, we didn’t order the pineapple pizza, this is for the guys ten beams up! 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
5095 No tip for you, Bub - you're 30 minutes late." 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5096 One pepperoni pizza, extra rivets. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5097 It’s been 35 minutes, delivery guy. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5098 When's the elevator going in? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5099 Maybe we DO need unions? 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
5100 so, you wanted the jalapeno poppers? o, ok. be right back 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5101 You wanted the check split six ways? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5102 Pie in the Sky: We deliver. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5103 Oh oh … fellas, it’s cut for six! Love to help out but I left my blinkers on. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5104 Did any of you guys order a pizza? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5105 On the edge of working 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5106 We just unionized! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5107 Handle the extra cheese well 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5108 Everyone, carefully take just one bite, and the last person holds the empty box!" 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5109 Oh, I forgot the altitude pills! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5110 Here is your shakey-shake pizza. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5111 I didn’t even know you could order a “half-mushroom, full-on gangbang” pizza. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5112 Your Rockefeller pizza sir. Mind showing me the quickest way down? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5113 Umm,we ordered TWO large pizzas 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5114 Believe it or not, delivery is free within a four-block radius. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5115 Sorry sir, we don't take Venmo up here. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5116 The boss said no to your request to start a union, but here's a pizza for your condolences. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5117 Hold on… you’re the guys who wrote me a bad review last week. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5118 Sorry,I forgot your beverage in the car. Be right back. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
5119 The last guy quit to literally join the circus. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5120 Please don't ask me for change. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5121 I’m really having my doubts about this whole pizza oven on the end of the beam and assembly line to driver delivery system… anyways where am i taking this pie??? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5122 What are you watching? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5123 I'm one minute late. Your pizza is free! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5124 I got here as fast as I could, but since it took me 31 minutes, this one is free. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5125 Yes, everyone gets a slice of the pie. And, no, I’m not a communist. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5126 Your BeamBolt order is here! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5127 I wish you would stop ordering pizza when you're high. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5128 I guess you guys aren’t ready for pizza delivery yet. But your kids are gonna love it. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5129 If there's only one slice, think I'm gonna take just one bite? Hell, no. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5130 Wow, you did not lie about your speedy delivery 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5131 Not good at math eh, fellas? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5132 Sorry, tipping’s not allowed. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5133 thanks for the pie but I think you meant to deliver to the other building under construction downtown 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5134 Okay who ordered the Pie in the Sky deluxe with everything on it? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5135 I thought I selected contactless delivery.. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5136 Hey guys, it's free because I am late. There was a lot of traffic and the elevator was slow. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5137 Sorry, but the drinks spilled and UberEats had the wrong address. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5138 Yeah classy move taking advantage of that 30 minutes or free bull. You know how long it took me to climb this shit? Do I look like goddamn king kong to you? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5139 We ordered the Margherita” 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5140 It was fresh at street level 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5141 Did you include the “teeter tots”? 1.1250 0.05573 72 67 1 4
5142 But the order said 'uncut' 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5143 I came 'cause you guys ain't afraid to tip. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5144 There’s only four slices that’s not my problem. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5145 The boss says if you don't like pepperoni he'll exchange it for carpaccio. 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
5146 Sorry, we did not have a ten-foot pie for the five of you. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5147 Did You Uber eats it? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5148 I forgot your soda - I"ll be back in...tomorrow. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5149 ''Sorry, guys, you had to ask for pre-sliced.'' 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5150 Kevin McCallister? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5151 You guys said you were doing to be down-town 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5152 It's shaken but not stirred. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5153 This one belongs to Pete. New safety rules is that I can only bring up one at a time. I'll be back with #2 in about 15 minutes. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5154 I knew you guys would LIKE pizza, but not really fall for it! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5155 One piping hot pie in the sky... with extra cheese. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5156 Sorry! All they had was vegetarian. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5157 But I expected a better tip than "Don't fall!" 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5158 We’re fresh out of rivets. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5159 Nobody better tip over my Domino's 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5160 See boys, I told ya 'Slice of Pride' would deliver up here, no problem. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5161 Napkins? ...um, sure, give me 20 minutes. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5162 Next time you might as well select curbside pickup. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5163 Are you sure you want Domino's? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5164 You'll have to turn off filters to get NSFW results 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5165 I forgot your wings in the car. Mine too.”-pizza fello 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5166 I asked for no olives. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5167 well, fellas, it’s free, but we’re changing the rules effectively immediately 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5168 OK now PLEASE, don't drop this one. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5169 Mine is peperoni 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5170 I left the debit machine in the car... 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5171 Thanks for trying Truly Uber Eats. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5172 Did you say cheese? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5173 Unfortunately, we ran out of anchovies! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5174 Where is my immigration tip? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5175 You know there’s no pizza in here, right? Dear God, where are your stunt badges? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5176 Just don’t fight over the sixth slice. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5177 Another freebie guys , as I missed our promised 10 minute delivery window. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5178 Full disclosure: I had a couple of slices on my way up for moral support. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5179 It's been more than 30 minutes, we're not paying for this. orkercaption 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5180 We were out of Hawaiian pizza. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5181 Didn't someone order paparazzi? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5182 Take it back. I ordered a Hawaiian with anchovies cut into 5 pieces. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5183 Don’t worry. We aren’t going to tip you. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5184 The guy who called it in said to only cut it into 4 pieces. Was he the boss??? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5185 It's our new four-slice recipe. You all can fight it out. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5186 Next time order from Uber… 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5187 I'll be right back up with some napkins. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5188 Take it back, you forgot the anchovies! 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
5189 Oh No! I'll have to go back. I didn't order pepperoni! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5190 Who asked for cheese? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5191 Oops, I'll be right back. Forgot the napkins... 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5192 The first time a pizza delivery guy got high. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5193 OK, so. I just dropped a penny, like, sorta by accident, and it actually did explode some guy's dome down there. I thought there was no way. I'm freaking the fuck out right now. What should I do? WHAT SHOULD I DO?? I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5194 Jeeezz I thought they cut enough slices for y'all 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5195 3,000 feet or less or it’s free 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5196 And I thought delivering pizza to the sewers was ridiculous! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5197 Piece" be upon you, Godspeed 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5198 Do you expect a tip? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5199 Do it for the vine 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5200 34 minutes, you'r late, so... It's free 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5201 Still twenty stories or less and it’s free, right? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5202 I know it’s 30min or less guarantee but i’m going to need some wiggle room here to get the rest 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5203 And still none of us has work insurance 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5204 'Eat this one! It's not a Frisbee." 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5205 Sorry it took so long... 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5206 Uh oh, there are six slices... good luck. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5207 Jeepers—does this whet somebody's appetite for a pizza party? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5208 Sorry, the other one is still falling. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5209 I was promised free delivery if 30 floors or less. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5210 Did you bring red pepper and Parmesan? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5211 I hope I'm in the right place; one macho pizza with non-dairy cheese and low salt tomato sauce on a gluten free crust. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5212 I thought you ordered a slice with 5 toppings? 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
5213 Pie in the sky made reality for you guys, that's what I call this." 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5214 Under 30 minutes, pay up 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5215 you remembered to bring the pepsi, right? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5216 Sure we deliver the best pizza in town. Make sure to hold the logo on the box into the camera when the photographer shows up. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5217 Whoa whoa whoa. Guy on the end ain’t wearing an old-timey hat? No can do, boys. Pizza’s going back to Vinny’s. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5218 I've been looking at your picture for years, guys. LOVE you guys. NO TIP. Just let me get back to my car. Enjoy the anchovies. They said that was your topping off. Ciao! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5219 Okay, form a circle for a taste of heaven. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5220 The other four? They should reach the ground in another thirty seconds or so 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5221 Would it be too much to ask for extra napkins? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5222 It's well shaken. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5223 Sorry buddy, we ordered the Roasted Pumpkin and Baby Spinach, not the Arugula and Wild Mushroom. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5224 A Bachelor's Lunch Atop a Skyscraper 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5225 I think it will be worth the wait. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5226 Jim! So you’re doing Uber Eats now? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
5227 This place was hard to find, the address doesn’t exist yet 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5228 Seamless takes their delivery radius pretty seriously these days. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5229 Great. And we had two bottles of diet cola… ? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5230 The drone called in sick 😷 so we had to bring it the old fashioned way! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5231 Sorry, I left the Coke fall down there. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5232 Glad you found the place. Btw here’s your tip, “Don’t look down” 1.1207 0.06064 58 54 1 3
5233 Pizza for your piazza! 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5234 are you sure you didnt want beer with this? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5235 I'll be right back -- I left your breadsticks in the car. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5236 A-Pizza a-top a-skyscraper. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5237 Pie in the Sky at your service 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5238 Sorry I'm late - it took me an hour and a half to climb up here. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5239 Sorry, no cheese--only tomatoes and crust. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5240 They must really work hard to keep the 30 minutes or less promise 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5241 Who’s Paying ? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5242 You forgot the garlic knots. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5243 The 6th slice lubricates the new rivets. 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
5244 Due to the circumstances, no tipping. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5245 Oops. I forgot your drink order. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5246 Jeeez, I forgot bloody napkins 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5247 Wait, wasn't the order for six slices? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5248 Welcome to Highly Portable Pizza delivery services, we hand deliver Pizzas wherever you are. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5249 This pizza is free because 11 other guys wouldn't bring it, hence the "30 minutes or it's free" rule more than applies. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5250 Careful, there's also guaranteed delivery to the ground in 30 seconds or less. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5251 Bible study in half an hour. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5252 I may be going out on a limb here...but who puts anchovies on their pizza anymore? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5253 I swear, if you guys don’t tip big, I’m not going to bring your extra drinks and cheesy bread up! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5254 Considering I've been transported from 100 years in the future through a time portal and climbed 80 flights of stairs, you might have tipped a bit more than 15%. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5255 Good times call for pizza. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5256 Get your iconic pizza! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5257 Don't even mention tip. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5258 This is from your boss. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5259 After 30 minutes it's free, right? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5260 Which one of you has the DoorDash app? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5261 It might be stale. It took me three months to get up the courage to come up here. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5262 Guys, consider putting drop off instructions instead of sharing location. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5263 There are 6 slices as ordered. I'm sorry about your friend! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5264 Thank God my time machine has the three dimensional coordinate app! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5265 Sorry, we ordered the Chicago style pizza! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5266 Damn! I forgot napkins. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5267 Pizza's on us - had a little trouble finding the place! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5268 You know your pizza prices are getting ridiculously high here lately." Thomas Frizzell (Texas 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5269 Here it is guys. Be careful not to drop any pepperoni on the people down there. And please tip me a little extra for this delivery. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5270 With extra toppings? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5271 One extra-large sausage, pepperoni, bacon, meatball, and ham! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5272 I suppose now would be a bad time to mention that we don't tip. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5273 Who ordered the Flat Iron pie? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5274 World-famous piping hot pie in the sky for a Mr. Toni Pepperoni? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5275 Last time I did one of these, he dropped the tip. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5276 Thirty minutes or less 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5277 Sorry guys, I was too high to find the address. It is your though, right? 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5278 I'm hoping you ordered extra cheese and garlic. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5279 I'm sorry, we're out of pepperoni. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5280 Which one of you wanted the gluten free veggie pizza? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5281 Don’t think you’re going to get a big tip! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5282 Your union bargains for pizza too? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5283 And for this I get a $3 self-delivery tip? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5284 Don’t worry, we’re all independent contractors. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5285 no delivery charges....a tip perhaps 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5286 Our customers are guaranteed the WOW factor, as in, ‘Wow, the economy is that bad?’ 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5287 I once delivered to the McCallister house. This was easier. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5288 Thanks for the balanced meal and we wish you had red bull 1.1176 0.05354 68 63 2 3
5289 Sorry I'm late. You're my fourth I-beam this morning. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5290 One piece each! I gotta feed me and the two guys holding my rope down below. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5291 And the tip is …. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5292 I just shat myself. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5293 Your ad says “Delivery in 30 minutes or it’s free”. 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
5294 Sorry, this order doesn't qualify for sky-high toppings. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5295 In this case, the last thing I want is a TIP. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5296 Did I climb up here in 30 minutes or less? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5297 Can you fellows spare an extra tip? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5298 No way am I coming back if this order isn’t correct! 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
5299 Uh, uh, here ya go, Andy. The Shawshank special. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5300 Guess its Free for took me 30 mins to get up here! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5301 This Grub-Hub delivery gig is gonna be the death of me…. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5302 I thought I selected the “leave at the door” option. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5303 They ran out of Buddha Bowls. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5304 How are you guys going to divide the one slice? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5305 But we ordered it with pepperoni...! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5306 Oh no! I forgot the napkins! I'll be right back. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5307 Since you are seated on the right I guess you won't want to share. 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
5308 It’s 30 minutes or less, right? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5309 Pizza delivery for Ebbets! Sorry for the delay. It was misdelivered to a Mr. Hine. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5310 Word to the wise: don’t bite off more than you can chew at this altitude. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5311 Seems decent for $500 a month! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5312 All we want is the box. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5313 Elevators are not included in the free pizza time limit. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5314 The key to happiness? A slice of pizza 4.500' in the sky. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5315 I cannot believe I just left the party napkins in the car. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5316 Relax kid, it’s not the Leaning Tower of Pisa. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5317 On the contrary, I find pizza to be a very balanced meal.” 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5318 Parmigiana cheese?! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5319 Anyone have a few bucks for tip? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
5320 and I thought New Jersey was just a myth” 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5321 Delivery included 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5322 My Mama always said Life is Like a Box of Chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5323 I'm not bringing seconds. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5324 Yeah, well, nobody tips us. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5325 What do you mean, no pineapple? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5326 Pass this down. No, no, sorry, I mean across. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5327 This was supposed to be gluten free. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5328 Sorry for being late. I had a delivery to Mars. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5329 The secret? I can't *tell* you how we make sidewalk pizza, but I can *show* you. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5330 No thanks, we ordered veggie. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5331 Pizza to go - vertigo! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5332 I hope this is right, because I'm not going back to get a new one. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5333 Sky dash , 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5334 I’ve never delivered pizza to anyone who was this high 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5335 Food of the Gods with extra cheese 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5336 This motherfucker… 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5337 That will be $50.00, the extra $30.00 for climbing up here. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5338 Sorry I’m late. Elevator is busted. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5339 I got the new "gentrification mix" topping from the neighborhood pizza place. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5340 Sorry, we're not allowed to tip up here. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5341 Hang on! We still have pizza 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5342 Here you are. Six, man-sized slices. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5343 If you want something else to eat, just drop over to the lunch room. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5344 No tip! I mean guys! I’m a grad student in gender studies at Columbia. I need the cash. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5345 You didn't order the pepperoni? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5346 Hi! Get it? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5347 The boss says that you are not getting a coupon for a free pizza delivery with your next order! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5348 Delivery boy: "And I thought I was high" 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5349 I don’t know if you guys are brave or crazy or both, but here’s your Papa John’s pizza. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5350 Jeez, Guys. There's a reason they call it DoorDash. . . . 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5351 Hey, that red liquid at the bottom is because you dropped your last pizza, right? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5352 Can i have a beer please! 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5353 Sal's Famous 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5354 Keep the tip - that first step down is a doozy 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5355 Please tell me the elevator is next on the work list! 😅 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
5356 I thought 'by the slice' was part of its name. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5357 Sorry it took me 90 years to get here. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5358 Remember, there are five of you and SIX slices. Any fighting over the last one could be fatal, so I'll take my tip in cash now. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5359 Where is Bernice Abbot when we need her? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5360 Thanks for choosing 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5361 Do me a favor -- instead of a tip, next time just request a different delivery person. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5362 We ordered the large deluxe, not the Margherita. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5363 "This is one heck of a delivery, guys, but I don't have the nerve to push for a big tip!" 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5364 Next time NO single pieces! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5365 What do you mean you asked for the gluten free option? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5366 Pizza anywhere. The sky is the limit! 1.1111 0.05064 72 67 2 3
5367 I guess we;re short a piece. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5368 I'm sorry guys. I'll return it with the anchovies. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5369 You could die from this. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5370 Don't drop it. The elevator's dead and I'm not climbin back up here. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5371 Supply chain issues! Sorry 'bout that. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5372 Is the tip included? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5373 Can you send it back, there are no anchovies? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5374 Glutton-free crust, right? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5375 Peter had high aspirations to move up the food chain. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5376 Aha, so *this* is why DoorDash is so expensive 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5377 Plein Air Pizza. If you like it, leave us a review on Yelp. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5378 Let's have some New York Pizza. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5379 Really, you don't need to tip me. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5380 These delivery app promotions are getting a little out of control 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5381 ‘Gershwin special without gerkin’ 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5382 New York baby, greatest city in the world baby, go Mets, love da Mets 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5383 Our motto is we deliver anywhere within 20 minutes. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5384 You forgot the anchovies. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5385 I ate one slice so you guys wouldn't have to fight over the sixth one. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5386 Now this is what I call extreme alfresco dining. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5387 Any paper plates to go with the everything - hold the anchovies? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5388 He came running, right? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5389 Wow, so glad we used the time machine, I’m really loving the 21st century work ethic. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5390 Sorry for being late, the guy at the front entrance told the elevator is for tenants only. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5391 It's free---took more than eight minutes. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5392 Your next one will be on the house. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5393 Hold on,I left the cheesy bread back in the truck 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5394 Inflation is up. Pizza is up! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5395 The pie-in-the-sky aspects of my job are getting a little old. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5396 Extra olives—hold the rivets. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5397 I went out on a limband brought Hawaiian. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5398 Yes I did see The Human Centipede, why? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5399 What? You wanted it with mushrooms? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5400 Order for Pierre Pants? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5401 The pizza delivery is fake too! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5402 One pie in the sky coming right up! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5403 You sure you wanted extra parmesan on the side, of the road? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5404 I'm curious, how did you guys call in this pizza order? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5405 I forgot those little packets of cheese no one eats, but I’ll be right back. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5406 Sorry so late in getting here. It took me 12 hour to drive here, and another 45 minutes to climb up to you. I hope the pizza's not too cold, and that your toppings stayed on. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5407 My boss says no more free pies if we don't deliver within 30 minutes. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5408 I've got four more pizzas. Now that I have my footing, it'll be any minute or maybe you'll have to get off this peckin beam. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5409 Sorry, there was only one slice left. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5410 The boss says it's safer than soup and salad. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5411 This is Dave from Barstool- classic 7.9 pie 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5412 Uhm, we ordered a vegan pizza.... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5413 I can’t say that the “guaranteed fresh” promise applies up here. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5414 I'll be right back with your sodas, guys, sorry about that. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5415 Yeah I know, my tip is don't look down. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5416 tip not included... 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5417 I should have quit yesterday. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5418 Door Dash delivers even though we got no doors yet. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5419 tips accepted. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5420 My apologies, but there is one exception to the “deliveries 30 minutes or longer are free” rule. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5421 How 'bout a high-five 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5422 - They told me it was on the third floor... - That was half an hour ago! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5423 One pizza for five guys is not that much. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5424 No throwing any pieces overboard 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5425 Whaddaya mean a whole pizza would be pie in the sky? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5426 We also ordered five Irish coffees,served flaming. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5427 The pizza is cold, take it back. Next time take a lift? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5428 Sorry, thirty minutes or it's free are the other guys. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5429 Sorry, they wouldn't cut it into five slices. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5430 A tip would be nice. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5431 This is the last one before “QT” starts 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5432 No more weekend deliveries. The weekend guy lost his nerve. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5433 are you always this nervous? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5434 See Matt? No matter what I do, carbs end up finding me 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5435 We know you asked for better benefits so here you go 1.1053 0.04805 76 71 2 3
5436 It took longer than 30 minutes, so it's free. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5437 We need five different kinds of slices. OK? 1.1047 0.04385 86 80 3 3
5438 Couldn’t have selected the leave it at the door option 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5439 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5440 If you ordered pineapple on this pizza,you are going down. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5441 But, we didn't order the small. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5442 Here's the plain -- goin' back for the pepperoni. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5443 What's wrong with this picture???; one pizza for 5 men?, pizza delivery did not exist in NYC at the time?, workers brought their own lunch? workers were already visited by Death and shared their food with her? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5444 Dov'e il drone? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5445 Looks like you forgot your lunch. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5446 You're going to need an ironworkers' stomach for this recipe. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5447 Yes, please, get the extra napkins from your car 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5448 Best if you eat the box too. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5449 It took you more than 40 minutes. Do we get the discount? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5450 I asked for extra cheese! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5451 Damn! I forgot the chile flakes in the car. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5452 Wait here, I'll go get the napkins. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5453 I can't go back for extra pepperoni! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5454 I’ll be back soon with the next one. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5455 Can you tip in Bitcoin? 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5456 Our pepperoni special will bring you to new heights. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5457 I suggest that you don't fight over the extra piece. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5458 Um...I expect a decent tip... 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5459 I just want to hear you say it--that I've "out-pizza'd The Hut" 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5460 I flunked welding. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5461 Here's your Pie in the sky or is it Pi in the sky, you do the math. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5462 We didnt get those raises but at least management will cover one pizza party a month 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5463 I have your pizza 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5464 Got it here in 15 minutes. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
5465 You guys seem so relaxed. Is that cuz you think death would be no worse than what you do for a living? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5466 You did say gluten free, right bud? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5467 Don't be afraid to drop a tip. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5468 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5469 „Please, take it back, sir. It took you too long, this pizza is cold already.“ 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5470 So lucky you guys are unionized 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5471 I asked for butter crust 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5472 If you drop it, we'll replace it for free. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5473 I didn't drive all the way. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5474 You did want the vegan pepperoni, right? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5475 Enough with the see you next fall jokes! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5476 Pie with extra buffalo! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5477 I also drive for Lyft if you guys need ride sometime? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5478 If this was the cast of Friends sitting up here, I wouldn't be as scared. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5479 Tough delivery! Directions said 50 years before a zip code? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5480 No matter what they tip, I need a better job. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5481 I'm afraid there are only 4 slices. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5482 2nd time this week! Wrong 20s fellas but since I’m here… @kelseyyy_danielle 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5483 That will be $26 for the pizza plus $400 for delivery. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5484 All these delivery guys are high! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5485 Will this be for here or to gooooooooo...? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5486 First The Da Vinci Code, now this. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5487 No tipping necessary. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5488 You better believe I want a delivery fee from every one of you. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5489 I forgot the five sodas you ordered to go with it. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5490 is it already sliced? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5491 Of course I hid the quiche! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5492 Hey!! Free Lunch!! Works every time!! 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5493 Delivery during the pandemic ! It's risky, but it's Pizza ! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5494 This is the extra spicy, so if you fart while sitting down it could be terminal. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5495 #pizzatogo! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5496 Guy downstairs said one of you was payin’ 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5497 You guys ordered Dominos? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5498 Sorry but the 20-minutes-or-free rule is not in effect at this height. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5499 …you guys ordered deep dish? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5500 For the love of God, please tip. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5501 The Supe vetoed the beer." 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5502 The drone was height-restricted. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5503 For a Mr. Pay, Hazard...Pay? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5504 Please don't make me deliver here again. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5505 Here you go … 30 stories or less. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5506 Something something New York who gives a fuck 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5507 You get a $3 tip if you deliver it yourself. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5508 The sixth guy ordered this--Ooops! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5509 The standard tip is 1000%. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
5510 Don't forget guys please only one bite each 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5511 How much longer til the elevators are installed? 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5512 Half of it's anchovy, if that's a problem. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5513 I forgot your beverages, I’ll be back in an hour. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5514 We are a startup company by the way, if you would like to have a piece of the pie. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5515 Are the other ones in the truck? 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
5516 30 minutes or less” does not include climbing scaffolding 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5517 Ask him if he wants to be tipped 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5518 There's a flock of pigeons coming this way, so eat it quickly. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5519 One of you guys named Tony C? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5520 Sorry, my change blew out of my pocket. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5521 Your especially light-crust pie in the sky -- 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5522 Surely, you jest. This pizza is NOT free because it took me a minute more than 30 minutes to make this delivery. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
5523 I think the whole "No one out-pizzas the Hut" has gotten out of hand. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5524 I'm not sure ordering Domino's pizza was a good idea. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5525 Dudes - Hey! delivering pizza at these heights requires a big tip." 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5526 Don’t look down on the tip and you’ll be just fine! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5527 Thank you for ordering from Quarter-Slice Pizza" 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
5528 Here's your pizza with extra pineapples 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5529 Affordable pizzas for minimum wage workers 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5530 I can't believe workers used to be exploited like that. Please rate me 5 stars so I don't become homeless. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5531 One killer veggie 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5532 No parmigiana packets? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5533 My boss says the “10 minutes delivery or it’s free” promotion doesn’t count for you guys anymore. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5534 one bite, everyone knows the rules” @stoolpresident 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5535 Sorry. This has been. It into only four slices. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5536 Boss said I have to upsell on the count of inflation. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5537 I must’ve been high to deliver this. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5538 Would you mind grabbing some napkins? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5539 Okey, dokey, that'll be two bits. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5540 I'll be back with the other Pizzas. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5541 Your ad said 30 minutes or it's free... 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5542 Now you do it in 13 months or less 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5543 Sorry it's no longer warm. No elevators. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5544 One pepperoni pizza, hold my hand. Anita Barlow, Edmond, OK 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5545 Here is your Pineapple pizza 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5546 I got it from Mystic Pizza - and they only gave us five slices… 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5547 And the red pepper flake packets we ordered? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5548 Let them eat bread, with some cheese on it'" 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5549 There’s going to be tipping one way or another 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5550 Minimum wage for this job? You've got to be kidding. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5551 My manager is going to have a pizza me if I manage to get down. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5552 Wise man say, forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza. THAT'S FROM NINJA TURTLES! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5553 Oh,no! Typical Italian joint. Delivers burgers in a pizza box. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5554 Extra mushrooms? Damn! Back in an hour. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5555 The tip tricked the trip. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5556 This better be New York style. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5557 Who ordered the no dairy, no gluten! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5558 It's slim pickings up here. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5559 That will be $12.99." (Junior Lopez, 14 years old 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5560 P e ep er o! o! n! i!? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5561 That will be one thousand two hundred dollars and thirty-five cents. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5562 Plain pizza delivery for the cloud architecture department. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5563 So it wasn't for a while, the photographer was kidding. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5564 There is a spare slice. I keep forgetting that Joe jumped last week. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5565 Who had the pepperoni with hot rivets? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5566 If this has pineapple, I’m jumping. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
5567 But it took me 30 minutes just to climb all the way up here! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5568 Charles, passs this on to Russ, Dirk, Fred, Ted… no second serve. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5569 Held you up? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5570 This time, the photographer says no food fight” 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5571 There’s an 18% gratuity included for any girder over 10 stories high. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5572 Thanks! No one can tell what would be the next turning point in modern history 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5573 . "I'll be back with the beer in a few minutes. " 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5574 in our company we consider you a family member. We have a great culture and pizza on Wednesdays. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5575 : We gave your tip money to the restaurant's delivery fee. Thanks though. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5576 the kids today dont know how to carry a family size 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5577 Here’s your pizza! BTW, what do you guys do when you need a bathroom break? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5578 What do you mean, you need napkins 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5579 hey, here some pizza just make sure to not drop the food. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5580 For my tip...would you guys push me over and end it? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5581 Boss said this is the last time we do the "30 minutes or it's free" guarantee. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5582 Take one, pass it on and get back to working 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5583 The management’s compromise, 45 minutes and a slice of pizza. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5584 Don’t tell my doctor I’m eating this. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5585 I used to think businesses who didn’t give entrance codes were a pain; but this takes the pie. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5586 Sorry, but I have to go back for the wings and pop. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5587 Oh, I thought you said ‘four season’ pizza, not for seasoned pizza lovers... 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5588 Sorry, I dropped the 2 liter... I'll be right back. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5589 Anyone remember to bring the tip? 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5590 I’ll be up with the garlic bread in twenty minutes. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5591 I can't believe it. You guys are glue to the beam? How many days before you break the record? I should warn you, the pizza is super hot. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5592 Sorry to make you wait for a second pie, I made sure that he cut the pie into 5 pieces this time. And there's no charge. So much for the legend that the pizza was developed so that you guys could bring it with you in the morning. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5593 Nice try, but I still got the pizza to you in under 30 minutes. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5594 « Handle it with care, stakes are high. » 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5595 We ordered sausage, not pepperoni... Take it back! 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5596 We ordered thin crust... 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5597 Apartment 48B? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5598 Start with this; I'll get the gluten-free. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5599 You fellas are awfully high. Are you sure this is enough? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5600 I'm part of what's going to be called "the gig economy". 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5601 Luckily for you, our delivery zone is two-dimensional. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5602 Sorry youse guys lost Morty to that oily slip-'n'-fall yesterday. So, I dabbed the oil off the whole pie . . . with a napkin, already! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5603 I don't mind that everything is going up.....the alternative here is scary~ 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
5604 You guys, this location is a little hard to reach. Maybe try to pin somewhere easier next time. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5605 Darn it! I forgot the moist towelettes. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5606 Just-arrived! Pussy Riot Delivery, Free Borders Pizza. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5607 Please don’t forget to tip 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5608 I ate a piece about halfway up the stairs. I hope that's okay. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5609 ption "thank you for building my house, but is it ok I pay you with pizza?" 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5610 I forgot the dipping sauce and the two liter... 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5611 Pizza overtops all! Join in, won’t you. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5612 Nothing could be worse than the pizza falling off, so protect it with your life. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5613 Here's the pepperoni. I'll be right back with the mushroom. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5614 One "pie-in-the-sky" with half pepperoni! 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5615 Sorry boys, Apple Pay only or the pie goes back to Pizziola Luigi who tossed it 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5616 30 minutes or LEDGE. Am I right fellas? Ok I need $24. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5617 when websay pie in the sky, it was not supposed to be literal 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5618 We cut it into 4 pieces. Be careful when you fight over them. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5619 So much for that 30-minute promise 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5620 The other 7 pieces fell off on the way up, sorry! 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5621 Did you guys order the pepperoni or the broccoli topping? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5622 Here's your extra-everything pie - but this is not what I pictured when we took the delivery order for a 'topping' celebration 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5623 Should take ten minutes for the last slice of meat lovers' to make its way up here. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5624 Here you are: one pizza with the works. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5625 Thank you for your business. This was the only place with rent we could afford. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5626 Is this how you reach upper management? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5627 It’s a little cold - no need for a tip. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
5628 Damn, I forgot the breadsticks in my car, I'll be back in an hour." 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
5629 I hope you all like peperoni as the sausage was sold out. 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
5630 Now don’t take a piece first Milton. Pass it down so that everyone will have some. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5631 I told them to hold off the Mexican jumping beans! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5632 Thanks for the generous tip. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5633 The gluten-free, dairy-free cheese, and the meatless pepperoni are on their way. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
5634 Just forget about the tip guys! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5635 I’m going to waive the five dollar girder charge. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5636 It’s a good thing I’m Jewish - this looks like the last supper reinvented by Ellis. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5637 Who ordered the gluten free pizza 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
5638 That’s one pepperoni with ham and extra sausage. Kosher, of course! 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5639 Guys, I'm not sure I'm cool with this time-travel thing of yours, but here's your pizza. Vegan cheese, by way. Ten percent off next time. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5640 No napkins, no tip. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5641 Brazed; hold the monkey tail. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5642 No, we actually don't work up here. Just trying to get our money's worth out of the mystery convenience fee when ordering online. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5643 Sorry for the delay. The new guy dropped this. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5644 You guys weren't kidding when you said you were UP on Park Avenue! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5645 Hope you like anchovies. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5646 Can you grab us some garlic powder too? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5647 OK, who is the wise guy who ordered a tofu kale pie? 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
5648 The boss asks that you eat the crusts and not toss them at his cart. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5649 Shucks, I left the breadsticks down in the van …… maybe I can toss them back up to ya? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5650 Aye whad'ya doing guy? I asked for da gravy on top-o-da cheese. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5651 You’re lucky you’re within our delivery zone! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5652 Here you go. The cortisol special. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5653 Where’s our breadsticks? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5654 No tip 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5655 Feed me if you can! 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5656 And then the next guy, then the next, then the next. It’s the domino effect. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5657 You the guy who ordered the raw pizza dough? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5658 Those are very high prices… 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5659 Who gets the pepperoni? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5660 Sorry, but there's no such thing as thin crust up here. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5661 That'll be 10 bucks, plus tip *cough cough*. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5662 The pizza, cold. Me, hot. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5663 Sorry, we are out of napkins. Y'all will have to wipe your greasy mitts on the beam. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
5664 Empire Pizza! New York's Premier Pizzeria and top shelf delivery. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5665 You can hold this over your head if it rains. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5666 to be on the beam or not to beam 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5667 I’m sorry I dropped the garlic knots 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5668 Van you Venmo?can you v no? 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5669 Oh right- lemme go get the breadsticks. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5670 Now say, I thought you construction boys were allergic to high flying pizza?! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5671 Did you hold the garlic? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5672 Sorry fellas, I lost four on the way up! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5673 Height to serve for your work life balance to get a taste of heaven 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5674 I wonder if it was a pizza cake for him to get up here 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5675 You do understand that the "Under 30 Minutes or Free" offer is void where prohibited? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5676 Sorry, but there are only 3 and a half slices remaining: burp! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5677 Pizza delivery is on it, even if a desk jockey moves in a bit early. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5678 Payment will be one pair of underwear. I just soiled myself 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5679 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.0750 0.03887 80 76 2 2
5680 Here's your large with quadruple-banana peppers. Very apropos, guys. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5681 This is the last try for our "no tipping over" policy. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5682 Since your last check bounced, the pepperoni is made from the last one of you that fell. Enjoy. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5683 I get older, 99¢ pizza stays the same price 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5684 Here’s your TIP; Don’t look down! Andrew Baumgardner Fairfield, CT 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5685 Could you just slice it into 5 pieces? 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5686 Dddont look dddown guy's... 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5687 Try the app instead of Western Union next time. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
5688 Sausage was all they had....... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5689 I hope an X-large feeds all of you! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5690 We should give this pizza to the guy with all the pizza merch 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5691 Damn it, Mickey! You said he’d never make it in thirty minutes or less! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5692 It would have been blini and caviar, but the Revolution flopped. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5693 Now Bob, be sure to eat your crust. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5694 Where are your water bottles? 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
5695 Thanks, and as for your tip: ... don't! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5696 I gotta say this pushes our 30-minutes-or-free guarantee a little over the edge, guys. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5697 carfu 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5698 A slice of the 'American Dream'? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5699 Take a slice and pass the box down the line - but whatever you do do not drop the box or you will be fined for littering! 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5700 Here's your pizza delivery fellas! I hope that you wanted deep dish instead of a thin crust. I am really afraid of heights! 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5701 Cheese and peppers? Ah, I'll be back in few hours. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5702 The cook didn't know how to make five slices. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5703 Chicago mourns as Ike Sewell delivers his 10,000th NY Style Pizza in a Faustian bargain for the ages. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5704 Don't drop the baby! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5705 A tip? ‘Don’t climb trees.’ 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5706 Now who gets the pepperoni? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5707 Geez, we come all the way up here and they don’t even have tables. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5708 I know you've never heard of Jeff Bezos, but our team size actually fits within his 2-pizza rule. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5709 Gird yourselves for some pepperoni pizza 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5710 Unhappy People 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5711 Im here at the scene of the crime!” Said the host of Walker news Then Frank said, “You can’t find good delivery men these days” “I Wonder if they will change to lightweight crust?” Then an employee said “We’re dropping like flys 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5712 You’re up first with priority 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5713 Hey man, could you go back and bring us some napkins? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5714 ... and if you liked my service, don't forget to send da boss a telegram on da wireless! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5715 Cash or credit only, no unsafe sex. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5716 Really, a personal pan pizza? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5717 I know the wrong item was delivered, but can you at least tip when I return? 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
5718 I can't wait for the elevator to be completed! 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5719 Really I insist! No tip, no tip, no AWWWWwwwww," Joe, there are easier ways to save a buck 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
5720 Where's the rest? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5721 Careful, don't drop it, it has anchovies! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5722 I got really hungry climbing all the way up here! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5723 Come on Larry I know you thought pizza man went with the mustache but we decided to go as chimney sweeps for Halloween." 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5724 I only got five slices! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5725 'Height' of delivery loyalty. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5726 you didn't forget the ranch sauce, did you? 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5727 Surprised you went with Dominoes. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5728 Opening scene of the most tense porn video EVER. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
5729 you think this is bad? you should have seen the last 2 large planes up here 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5730 Lewis Hine Special? 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5731 I hope your tip is as high as this delivery. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5732 I hate people and pizza" 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5733 We ordered a LARGE pizza. This is a medium. No tip. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5734 That's what I call a pepperoni pizza! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5735 how ironic that I lost one pizza on my way up! god works in mysterious ways. may all six of them rest in peace. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5736 I've got magnets in my shoe soles. Same for your underwear? Anyway, one vegetarian pizza with plant based aardvark pepperoni. Tip 20%. Let me guess which two of you are the couple. What a view! Yosemite sure has changed since I was a kid. Burrrppp! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5737 Are we still going with the draft opinion? If so, we can no longer add fetuses to the pizza toppings. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5738 If I don't get a raise after this, I'll be back here for a different reason. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5739 Someone let me in. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5740 You know, pizza delivery is usually a lot easier 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5741 You sure you didn’t order anchovies? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5742 Take the crane to the 95th floor, second beam to the left. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5743 Don't tip!" "Wait, I mean do tip! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5744 Do you have any idea how hard it was to get this to you in 30 minutes? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5745 That'll be $79.23 including the inflation escalation fee. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5746 Pizza - on the edge. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5747 You made it in '32,so I guess it's free? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5748 We order two pizzas 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5749 Find you by the flashlights of photographer, imagine hard to be model, guys 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
5750 They not only deliver, but at 2020 prices. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5751 My slice for heaven… 1.0488 0.02956 82 79 2 1
5752 New York has always been a city of daring heights. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5753 Really. No napkins? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5754 Guys, you know your door is broken right? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5755 Free lunch for being the least safe employees at the job site. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5756 Y’all hiring? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
5757 The OSHA rep said we're all in violation of regulation 1910.140 and we'll be fined if we don't get harnesses on. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5758 Time traveler Phillip J. Fry (1999) delivering pizza to his childhood hero’s, the teenage mutant ninja turtles (1984). I guess some dreams do come true! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5759 I love when they select “bring it to me” on their delivery 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5760 I got the idea from pizzaforukraine.com 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
5761 I get the logic of pizza for this memorial. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
5762 You said less than 30 minutes or it was free... 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
5763 When we say 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
5764 Next time... you come down... I don't get hazard pay 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5765 You work here too? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
5766 Whoever is named or has an uncle Stanley get the last piece. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5767 We are thinking of forming a Union. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
5768 Even though I have to give you the pizza for free, do you guys have any tips for getting down? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
5769 All they had was pepperoni. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
5770 The usual guy passes a bottle, but new guy has garlic crust, so we'll deal with it. 1.0282 0.02817 71 70 0 1
5771 Here's your pizza! 1.0145 0.01460 69 68 1 0