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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-05-15T20:32:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-05-29T20:33:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-05-23T20:33:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 30, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5772 |
Number of responses | 724844 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It was so much easier when everyone was still working from home. | 1.8962 | 0.01895 | 1772 | 665 | 626 | 481 |
1 | Be careful. It's hot. | 1.8931 | 0.01554 | 2845 | 1145 | 859 | 841 |
2 | I'm surprised you didn't order wings. | 1.8776 | 0.01657 | 2362 | 928 | 795 | 639 |
3 | This is from the ladies over there on the 40th floor balcony | 1.8324 | 0.01338 | 3634 | 1538 | 1167 | 929 |
4 | We usually don’t deliver above 82nd Street. | 1.8230 | 0.01227 | 4351 | 1878 | 1365 | 1108 |
5 | Separate checks? Really? | 1.8031 | 0.01673 | 2326 | 1031 | 722 | 573 |
6 | Funny how we never get the same delivery guy. | 1.7997 | 0.01324 | 3645 | 1602 | 1171 | 872 |
7 | John will pay you. That's John on the end. | 1.7988 | 0.01962 | 1610 | 693 | 548 | 369 |
8 | When you guys called saying you were high and craving pizza, I was picturing something else. | 1.7889 | 0.01265 | 4088 | 1860 | 1231 | 997 |
9 | Nice try, but I still made it in under 30 minutes. | 1.7886 | 0.01870 | 1750 | 759 | 602 | 389 |
10 | I'd appreciate it if you didn't tip me. | 1.7850 | 0.01905 | 1637 | 700 | 589 | 348 |
11 | You guys are fearless - pineapple AND anchovies?! | 1.7831 | 0.01502 | 2835 | 1280 | 890 | 665 |
12 | Why aren't you guys getting the large anymore? And where's Frank? | 1.7821 | 0.01165 | 4888 | 2269 | 1415 | 1204 |
13 | No five second rule for you guys,am I right? | 1.7778 | 0.01830 | 1872 | 841 | 606 | 425 |
14 | …So what’s the second fastest way down? | 1.7693 | 0.01342 | 3420 | 1538 | 1133 | 749 |
15 | When DoorDash said I was 800 feet away, I didn’t know it meant in this direction | 1.7672 | 0.01473 | 2715 | 1189 | 969 | 557 |
16 | This is not what I expected when they said delivery was in Upper Manhattan. | 1.7672 | 0.01443 | 2964 | 1340 | 974 | 650 |
17 | Please, don't drop it again. | 1.7632 | 0.02184 | 1288 | 584 | 425 | 279 |
18 | With the delivery charge, it's $983." | 1.7619 | 0.01562 | 2566 | 1181 | 815 | 570 |
19 | Would have figured you guys to be more adventurous than plain cheese. | 1.7583 | 0.01478 | 2756 | 1243 | 936 | 577 |
20 | What do you mean, I've got the wrong address? | 1.7545 | 0.01883 | 1711 | 780 | 571 | 360 |
21 | It IS an extra large.... Everything looks smaller from up this high. | 1.7519 | 0.01829 | 1697 | 744 | 630 | 323 |
22 | Try not to drop this one. | 1.7504 | 0.01087 | 5232 | 2433 | 1672 | 1127 |
23 | For the record, this isn't what we mean by free delivery within 2,000 feet. | 1.7495 | 0.01792 | 1896 | 874 | 623 | 399 |
24 | Sorry it took so long, I had to take the stairs | 1.7477 | 0.01876 | 1625 | 721 | 593 | 311 |
25 | You want a tip? Don't look down" | 1.7470 | 0.01903 | 1676 | 774 | 552 | 350 |
26 | You guys need to stop challenging our "30 minutes or it's free" policy. | 1.7452 | 0.01960 | 1495 | 668 | 540 | 287 |
27 | Don't look down is not exactly the tip I was hoping for. | 1.7399 | 0.01580 | 2399 | 1111 | 801 | 487 |
28 | Napkins? Sure, be right back. | 1.7377 | 0.01478 | 2711 | 1251 | 920 | 540 |
29 | I’d actually prefer if you didn’t tip me. | 1.7337 | 0.02864 | 736 | 346 | 240 | 150 |
30 | You ordered a pizza for… six? | 1.7274 | 0.01661 | 2175 | 1030 | 708 | 437 |
31 | It would be safer if you were wearing masks and sitting 6 feet apart. | 1.7213 | 0.02826 | 793 | 392 | 230 | 171 |
32 | Please, don't tip | 1.7185 | 0.01865 | 1641 | 764 | 575 | 302 |
33 | No tips needed thanks,just the balance. | 1.7157 | 0.01977 | 1463 | 685 | 509 | 269 |
34 | When you said your crew was ‘pretty high’ I wasn’t expecting this | 1.7133 | 0.02055 | 1364 | 644 | 467 | 253 |
35 | If you drop it, it'll be on the house. | 1.7097 | 0.01670 | 2108 | 1014 | 692 | 402 |
36 | And one more thing. Can you take a picture of us? | 1.7092 | 0.02260 | 1183 | 579 | 369 | 235 |
37 | Wait! This isn't the 64th floor? | 1.7084 | 0.01914 | 1557 | 737 | 537 | 283 |
38 | That’ll be $22.50 and a clean pair of underpants. | 1.7075 | 0.01918 | 1658 | 819 | 505 | 334 |
39 | Please tell me I have the right floor. | 1.6990 | 0.01518 | 2445 | 1167 | 847 | 431 |
40 | You guys are braver than I am. I’d never eat one of these. | 1.6951 | 0.02192 | 1171 | 562 | 404 | 205 |
41 | This time, don’t drop it. | 1.6889 | 0.01648 | 2276 | 1167 | 650 | 459 |
42 | Our ad does say we deliver above 14th Street. | 1.6850 | 0.01624 | 2311 | 1183 | 673 | 455 |
43 | You guys are fearless! Nobody orders Chicago pizza here in Brooklyn. | 1.6809 | 0.01654 | 2429 | 1318 | 568 | 543 |
44 | It will be a total of 80 dollars. Ten for the pizza, fifty for the delivery, and twenty for a new pair of pants. | 1.6807 | 0.02832 | 736 | 372 | 227 | 137 |
45 | No, I'm not afraid of heights. It's the subway that scares me. | 1.6776 | 0.01961 | 1458 | 719 | 490 | 249 |
46 | Why can’t you just have lunch pails like those guys in the picture | 1.6732 | 0.01815 | 1680 | 829 | 571 | 280 |
47 | Here's yesterday's order. | 1.6729 | 0.01723 | 2210 | 1204 | 525 | 481 |
48 | I prefer the word ‘gratuity’. | 1.6710 | 0.01783 | 2015 | 1086 | 506 | 423 |
49 | Did you guys get the word that it's safe to eat indoors now? | 1.6707 | 0.01782 | 1992 | 1066 | 516 | 410 |
50 | You know what, don't worry about tipping. | 1.6698 | 0.01815 | 1596 | 770 | 583 | 243 |
51 | This pizza’s on me if you never order from us again. | 1.6569 | 0.01926 | 1632 | 870 | 452 | 310 |
52 | Five hungry men, six slices, what could go wrong? | 1.6541 | 0.02056 | 1246 | 618 | 441 | 187 |
53 | One 'Pie in the Sky' pizza. | 1.6529 | 0.02132 | 1236 | 636 | 393 | 207 |
54 | You’re kidding — nobody ordered a pizza? | 1.6515 | 0.02033 | 1432 | 760 | 411 | 261 |
55 | Sorry for the delay. First 2 guys didn’t make it. | 1.6474 | 0.02107 | 1350 | 726 | 374 | 250 |
56 | Weren’t there six of you on Monday? | 1.6439 | 0.02065 | 1404 | 759 | 386 | 259 |
57 | Don’t worry. If you drop it, it’s on the house. | 1.6392 | 0.02246 | 1142 | 609 | 336 | 197 |
58 | I felt safer when we were all wearing masks. | 1.6385 | 0.02206 | 1267 | 702 | 321 | 244 |
59 | They said this would be my last delivery. | 1.6355 | 0.02227 | 1196 | 652 | 328 | 216 |
60 | You know, you can save $3 if you pick it up yourself. | 1.6280 | 0.02356 | 1035 | 561 | 298 | 176 |
61 | just don't drop this one | 1.6278 | 0.02424 | 884 | 455 | 303 | 126 |
62 | Oh, wait, is this twenty-SEVEN West 34th? | 1.6252 | 0.02305 | 1062 | 573 | 314 | 175 |
63 | Sorry for the delay. I had trouble parking - apparently there is some kind of construction in the area. | 1.6225 | 0.02521 | 837 | 440 | 273 | 124 |
64 | Ah, don’t read anything into this, but it’s cut into quarters. | 1.6221 | 0.02672 | 815 | 449 | 225 | 141 |
65 | Could you also take our picture? | 1.6217 | 0.03119 | 608 | 338 | 162 | 108 |
66 | It's been a riveting experience. | 1.6178 | 0.02528 | 764 | 388 | 280 | 96 |
67 | Don't look down" isn't exactly the tip I was looking for. | 1.6158 | 0.02478 | 997 | 570 | 240 | 187 |
68 | No tip, please. Just the balance. | 1.6152 | 0.02689 | 881 | 515 | 190 | 176 |
69 | Next time order the wings. | 1.6140 | 0.02558 | 969 | 566 | 211 | 192 |
70 | It's hot, so be careful. | 1.6136 | 0.02548 | 942 | 540 | 226 | 176 |
71 | Please do not tip me, dear GOD, no TIPPING!!! | 1.6083 | 0.02571 | 845 | 466 | 244 | 135 |
72 | The calzone is on the house—the one below us. | 1.6060 | 0.02810 | 764 | 440 | 185 | 139 |
73 | You mean this isn't the Chrysler Building? | 1.6059 | 0.02676 | 751 | 408 | 231 | 112 |
74 | Who had the 'Build Your Own?' | 1.6047 | 0.02472 | 860 | 463 | 274 | 123 |
75 | I hate to be that kind of guy but we actually ordered a margherita pizza not a pepperoni | 1.6039 | 0.02887 | 664 | 367 | 193 | 104 |
76 | My mistake, fellas, this one's for the Chrysler Building. | 1.6033 | 0.02678 | 799 | 450 | 216 | 133 |
77 | You ever notice we never have the same delivery boy twice? | 1.5998 | 0.02680 | 812 | 464 | 209 | 139 |
78 | It's the fall special. | 1.5979 | 0.02757 | 771 | 443 | 195 | 133 |
79 | Sorry for the wait. First two guys didn't make it. | 1.5974 | 0.02702 | 755 | 421 | 217 | 117 |
80 | It's cold. | 1.5969 | 0.02757 | 784 | 455 | 190 | 139 |
81 | Oh the ambulance? That's for the first delivery man. | 1.5943 | 0.02944 | 599 | 326 | 190 | 83 |
82 | 29 minutes. Nice try, fellas | 1.5942 | 0.02744 | 722 | 402 | 211 | 109 |
83 | Oh wait ; this is for next door! | 1.5941 | 0.02792 | 749 | 432 | 189 | 128 |
84 | Don't even think about tipping me. | 1.5932 | 0.02734 | 735 | 412 | 210 | 113 |
85 | If I were you guys, I think I would have ordered the wings instead!" | 1.5932 | 0.02776 | 730 | 414 | 199 | 117 |
86 | When you said you were high and needed a pizza delivered this is not what I envisioned. | 1.5922 | 0.02867 | 716 | 416 | 176 | 124 |
87 | Please select contactless delivery next time. | 1.5889 | 0.02962 | 647 | 371 | 171 | 105 |
88 | I am afraid you’ll tip. | 1.5882 | 0.02885 | 595 | 320 | 200 | 75 |
89 | So, bad news, I left the sides of ranch in the scooter | 1.5882 | 0.02855 | 595 | 317 | 206 | 72 |
90 | Yes, we are a cloud-based company | 1.5876 | 0.02945 | 645 | 368 | 175 | 102 |
91 | I don't care if it took me longer than 30 minutes, you are not getting this for free. | 1.5874 | 0.02792 | 681 | 379 | 204 | 98 |
92 | When you said sixty-second floor I thought there would be a floor." | 1.5871 | 0.02838 | 695 | 397 | 188 | 110 |
93 | And could you get us some napkins? | 1.5857 | 0.02803 | 729 | 422 | 187 | 120 |
94 | That’ll be twenty bucks for the pizza. And a five hundred dollar delivery charge. | 1.5853 | 0.02921 | 668 | 386 | 173 | 109 |
95 | Watch out; it's hot! | 1.5840 | 0.02737 | 714 | 401 | 209 | 104 |
96 | This is my pie in the sky special | 1.5839 | 0.03170 | 548 | 312 | 152 | 84 |
97 | Please don’t tip. Please don’t tip. | 1.5831 | 0.02993 | 650 | 381 | 159 | 110 |
98 | I’m gonna go out on a ledge and say you ordered ‘The Works’? | 1.5806 | 0.03178 | 515 | 287 | 157 | 71 |
99 | One floor higher and you would have been outside of our delivery zone. | 1.5799 | 0.03007 | 638 | 374 | 158 | 106 |
100 | Actually, I'd rather you not tip me. | 1.5796 | 0.02901 | 647 | 369 | 181 | 97 |
101 | Yeah,we'll give you a tip; don't look down | 1.5759 | 0.03047 | 632 | 376 | 148 | 108 |
102 | That'll be 23 bucks for the pizza and $450.00 for delivery. | 1.5750 | 0.02893 | 673 | 393 | 173 | 107 |
103 | This is freaking me out. Could you please put on your mask?" | 1.5744 | 0.03180 | 578 | 344 | 136 | 98 |
104 | The large pepperoni comes to $22, plus the $4,000 delivery fee. | 1.5716 | 0.02945 | 656 | 387 | 163 | 106 |
105 | Sorry it's late but your address hasn't been built yet. | 1.5696 | 0.02914 | 625 | 358 | 178 | 89 |
106 | Yeah, I can do change for a twenty - just gotta get my wallet from the car. | 1.5685 | 0.03052 | 577 | 333 | 160 | 84 |
107 | Indoor dining was too dangerous? | 1.5673 | 0.03230 | 550 | 328 | 132 | 90 |
108 | Maybe you guys should’ve ordered wings. | 1.5655 | 0.03307 | 534 | 322 | 122 | 90 |
109 | Normally we don’t deliver this far uptown. | 1.5654 | 0.03059 | 573 | 332 | 158 | 83 |
110 | Please, no tipping. | 1.5649 | 0.03122 | 570 | 336 | 146 | 88 |
111 | Nah… the hard part was cutting it into 5 pieces. | 1.5627 | 0.03315 | 526 | 317 | 122 | 87 |
112 | First time I’m happy to not be tipped. | 1.5605 | 0.03260 | 512 | 301 | 135 | 76 |
113 | I'm used to customers who order when they're high. | 1.5603 | 0.03416 | 473 | 280 | 121 | 72 |
114 | Sorry but we ordered the anchovy. The pepperoni is for the guys on beam 7. | 1.5594 | 0.03061 | 556 | 321 | 159 | 76 |
115 | "So, you're down to five guys now?" | 1.5585 | 0.03183 | 521 | 303 | 145 | 73 |
116 | I've heard people like pizza when they're high, but this is ridiculous. | 1.5571 | 0.03387 | 490 | 294 | 119 | 77 |
117 | Be right back, I left the breadsticks in the car. | 1.5564 | 0.03181 | 514 | 298 | 146 | 70 |
118 | Well! About time. We ordered this in 1935 | 1.5546 | 0.03514 | 485 | 301 | 99 | 85 |
119 | Sorry it's so late. The first few guys didn't make it. | 1.5543 | 0.03119 | 525 | 303 | 153 | 69 |
120 | Wait,this isn't 15 east 24th street? | 1.5535 | 0.03460 | 477 | 290 | 110 | 77 |
121 | Go slow, the soda guy is only on the fifth floor! | 1.5521 | 0.03170 | 509 | 295 | 147 | 67 |
122 | Please tell me you're not interested in our loyalty program. | 1.5517 | 0.03547 | 435 | 260 | 110 | 65 |
123 | Sorry about no napkins, I shit my pants on the way up here. | 1.5514 | 0.03328 | 535 | 332 | 111 | 92 |
124 | That’ll be $22.50 and a new pair of underwear. | 1.5497 | 0.03211 | 493 | 286 | 143 | 64 |
125 | Believe me, the last thing I need right now is a tip. | 1.5491 | 0.03348 | 479 | 285 | 125 | 69 |
126 | I threw in some coupons to a rival store. | 1.5480 | 0.03691 | 427 | 264 | 92 | 71 |
127 | Wow, thanks! But we didn't order a pizza. | 1.5477 | 0.03458 | 440 | 260 | 119 | 61 |
128 | The pizza costs $9.95 but the delivery charge is $250 | 1.5472 | 0.03411 | 477 | 289 | 115 | 73 |
129 | You’ll have to pick it up the next time. I’m not risking it on my bicycle in midtown traffic. | 1.5468 | 0.03464 | 470 | 287 | 109 | 74 |
130 | No tipping; definitely no tipping. | 1.5465 | 0.03641 | 430 | 264 | 97 | 69 |
131 | Our High Rise crust pizza. | 1.5462 | 0.03244 | 509 | 304 | 132 | 73 |
132 | Sorry, I had a little trouble finding the ‘not yet 99th floor’ | 1.5455 | 0.03423 | 451 | 268 | 120 | 63 |
133 | It's free. Please don't call again. | 1.5449 | 0.03349 | 479 | 287 | 123 | 69 |
134 | The pizza is $5.75. The delivery charge is $230.00 | 1.5420 | 0.03775 | 393 | 241 | 91 | 61 |
135 | That's $19.95 for the pizza and $2,000 for the delivery charge. | 1.5420 | 0.03685 | 441 | 279 | 85 | 77 |
136 | Separate checks? | 1.5409 | 0.03361 | 477 | 288 | 120 | 69 |
137 | GPS had a hell of a time finding this place. | 1.5408 | 0.03284 | 466 | 273 | 134 | 59 |
138 | Okay, who ordered pie in the sky? | 1.5401 | 0.03456 | 474 | 293 | 106 | 75 |
139 | The guy at the other end of the bar says that this one is on his tab | 1.5383 | 0.03663 | 379 | 224 | 106 | 49 |
140 | Please guys, NO tipping! | 1.5373 | 0.03335 | 482 | 292 | 121 | 69 |
141 | The pizza was still warm until about the 89th floor. | 1.5372 | 0.03353 | 443 | 260 | 128 | 55 |
142 | Yeah, sure, pizza can be part of a balanced diet. | 1.5372 | 0.03397 | 430 | 252 | 125 | 53 |
143 | Here's the pizza you ordered for six...well, five. | 1.5367 | 0.03531 | 436 | 266 | 106 | 64 |
144 | You can forget about the five second rule. | 1.5365 | 0.03621 | 438 | 274 | 93 | 71 |
145 | Be careful, this is hot. | 1.5365 | 0.03369 | 466 | 281 | 120 | 65 |
146 | So, I'd really love if you guys could give me 5 stars. | 1.5364 | 0.03414 | 453 | 273 | 117 | 63 |
147 | Be careful, it's really hot! | 1.5362 | 0.03817 | 401 | 253 | 81 | 67 |
148 | Your pie in the sky | 1.5357 | 0.03603 | 420 | 257 | 101 | 62 |
149 | No tipping! No tipping! | 1.5344 | 0.03644 | 421 | 261 | 95 | 65 |
150 | That pile of lunch boxes below, are they yours? | 1.5338 | 0.03453 | 399 | 231 | 123 | 45 |
151 | It wasn’t easy delivering this to 1932. | 1.5335 | 0.03709 | 388 | 236 | 97 | 55 |
152 | You know there's an up charge? | 1.5333 | 0.03524 | 420 | 253 | 110 | 57 |
153 | We’ve gotta change our commercial from “wherever you are, we deliver.” | 1.5333 | 0.03433 | 405 | 235 | 124 | 46 |
154 | Now this is what I a call pie in the sky! | 1.5332 | 0.03389 | 437 | 259 | 123 | 55 |
155 | Yup. Eight slices here. So you can each have two - after one simple adjustment. | 1.5332 | 0.03575 | 422 | 258 | 103 | 61 |
156 | It really does taste better when you’re high” | 1.5326 | 0.03645 | 430 | 270 | 91 | 69 |
157 | I cut six slices like you asked... where's the other...? | 1.5312 | 0.03752 | 401 | 251 | 87 | 63 |
158 | Thanks for meeting me halfway. | 1.5307 | 0.03573 | 358 | 205 | 116 | 37 |
159 | Seriously, no tipping! | 1.5302 | 0.03673 | 398 | 244 | 97 | 57 |
160 | Empire State Building? Uh, this order is for The Chrysler Building. | 1.5288 | 0.03393 | 452 | 274 | 117 | 61 |
161 | Don’t look down” isn’t much of a tip | 1.5285 | 0.03528 | 439 | 272 | 102 | 65 |
162 | Careful now, it's really hot. | 1.5264 | 0.03309 | 454 | 271 | 127 | 56 |
163 | You want it reheated? | 1.5263 | 0.03830 | 323 | 189 | 98 | 36 |
164 | Gotta talk to my boss about "Free Delivery Everywhere." | 1.5260 | 0.03830 | 384 | 242 | 82 | 60 |
165 | Would you mind taking a picture of us while you're up here? | 1.5258 | 0.03407 | 426 | 254 | 120 | 52 |
166 | I would have been here sooner, but the floors are not marked that clearly. | 1.5250 | 0.04054 | 320 | 196 | 80 | 44 |
167 | Hang tight, I’ll be right back with drinks. | 1.5245 | 0.03645 | 387 | 235 | 101 | 51 |
168 | Sorry I'm so late. Elevator wasn't working. | 1.5233 | 0.03546 | 365 | 212 | 115 | 38 |
169 | Hey, if I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. | 1.5231 | 0.03732 | 390 | 243 | 90 | 57 |
170 | I actually prefer that you don’t tip me | 1.5226 | 0.03520 | 421 | 258 | 106 | 57 |
171 | Sorry I'm late! Google took me to the wrong girder again. | 1.5216 | 0.03813 | 347 | 210 | 93 | 44 |
172 | Yeah,I'm looking forward to drone delivery too. | 1.5208 | 0.03743 | 361 | 219 | 96 | 46 |
173 | After this, I'm taking down our 'We Deliver Any where!' sign! | 1.5207 | 0.03616 | 386 | 234 | 103 | 49 |
174 | But it WAS hot forty-seven floors below. | 1.5204 | 0.03891 | 319 | 190 | 92 | 37 |
175 | I’ve never been this high on the job. | 1.5203 | 0.03947 | 344 | 214 | 81 | 49 |
176 | I'll be right back with your change. | 1.5194 | 0.03710 | 360 | 217 | 99 | 44 |
177 | Careful. It's still hot. | 1.5193 | 0.03756 | 362 | 221 | 94 | 47 |
178 | Your tip better not be ‘Don’t look down’. | 1.5183 | 0.03565 | 409 | 252 | 102 | 55 |
179 | Napkins? You gotta be kidding! | 1.5183 | 0.04064 | 301 | 182 | 82 | 37 |
180 | To be honest, our competitor has much better pizza and a better price. | 1.5178 | 0.03935 | 338 | 209 | 83 | 46 |
181 | You guys sure did raise the bar for pizza deliveries. | 1.5176 | 0.03588 | 398 | 244 | 102 | 52 |
182 | Whose pie-in-the-sky idea was this?” | 1.5173 | 0.03667 | 404 | 254 | 91 | 59 |
183 | It’s with the compliments of the ladies on the other beam. | 1.5169 | 0.03699 | 356 | 214 | 100 | 42 |
184 | Are you sure you wouldn't prefer our indoor seating? | 1.5165 | 0.03761 | 364 | 224 | 92 | 48 |
185 | That will be $14, but please do not tip me when you hand me the money. | 1.5158 | 0.03688 | 349 | 208 | 102 | 39 |
186 | One pie in the sky, sir. | 1.5147 | 0.03845 | 373 | 237 | 80 | 56 |
187 | Don't look down" was not the tip I was looking for | 1.5143 | 0.03917 | 350 | 220 | 80 | 50 |
188 | The extra charge is for delivery. And my trauma therapy. | 1.5137 | 0.03731 | 329 | 194 | 101 | 34 |
189 | I need $17.50 and one pair of depends. | 1.5132 | 0.03675 | 378 | 233 | 96 | 49 |
190 | You guys ever think about ordering Chinese? | 1.5117 | 0.03988 | 342 | 217 | 75 | 50 |
191 | Don't go anywhere, I have to get your breadsticks. | 1.5116 | 0.04125 | 303 | 188 | 75 | 40 |
192 | No tips, fellas. Please, no tips. | 1.5114 | 0.03774 | 352 | 216 | 92 | 44 |
193 | Charlie on the other end has your tip | 1.5111 | 0.03663 | 407 | 259 | 88 | 60 |
194 | Seriously, I don’t need a tip | 1.5103 | 0.03798 | 341 | 208 | 92 | 41 |
195 | Careful, the box is hot! | 1.5096 | 0.03849 | 363 | 230 | 81 | 52 |
196 | Sure, we can give you a tip, take the elevator next time! | 1.5080 | 0.03472 | 376 | 223 | 115 | 38 |
197 | That's not for us: this is Twin Tower North,, you're looking for Twin Tower South. | 1.5071 | 0.04032 | 351 | 229 | 66 | 56 |
198 | We’ll need napkins. | 1.5066 | 0.03591 | 379 | 232 | 102 | 45 |
199 | Third time’s a charm. Man, I’m really gonna miss Carlos and Mike. | 1.5063 | 0.04169 | 316 | 203 | 66 | 47 |
200 | It's free if you promise not to order again. | 1.5063 | 0.03902 | 318 | 194 | 87 | 37 |
201 | You'll enjoy this. We call it 'Pie in the Sky.'" | 1.5049 | 0.04116 | 309 | 195 | 72 | 42 |
202 | I am offering a 100 percent discount next time for dine-in. | 1.5044 | 0.03950 | 339 | 215 | 77 | 47 |
203 | This really gives new meaning to pie in the sky | 1.5041 | 0.03830 | 363 | 231 | 81 | 51 |
204 | Careful now, it’s hot. | 1.5040 | 0.03786 | 371 | 236 | 83 | 52 |
205 | Don't cut me out of the picture this time, okay guys? | 1.5033 | 0.04136 | 302 | 190 | 72 | 40 |
206 | You missed the photographer by like five minutes. | 1.5033 | 0.04062 | 304 | 189 | 77 | 38 |
207 | Please, don't even think about tipping me! | 1.5031 | 0.04052 | 318 | 201 | 74 | 43 |
208 | I'm sorry , but I'm going to need exact change. | 1.5027 | 0.03661 | 372 | 231 | 95 | 46 |
209 | The missing slice went to the crane operator. | 1.5018 | 0.04027 | 285 | 172 | 83 | 30 |
210 | Afraid of heights? Don’t be ridiculous. I’m afraid of widths. | 1.5018 | 0.04323 | 285 | 182 | 63 | 40 |
211 | I'll be back with the change. | 1.5016 | 0.03987 | 309 | 191 | 81 | 37 |
212 | I am afraid they forgot to slice it. | 1.5000 | 0.04003 | 318 | 200 | 77 | 41 |
213 | The box can be folded into a paper airplane. | 1.5000 | 0.04027 | 282 | 170 | 83 | 29 |
214 | Seriously...you're not going to pull that old "if-it's-late-it's free" bit on me, are you? | 1.5000 | 0.04036 | 290 | 177 | 81 | 32 |
215 | All they told me was that the order came from one of the higher ups." | 1.5000 | 0.03972 | 334 | 213 | 75 | 46 |
216 | I’ll be right back with the next one. | 1.5000 | 0.03971 | 316 | 197 | 80 | 39 |
217 | Ernie? Extra large pepperoni for six? | 1.5000 | 0.03993 | 300 | 184 | 82 | 34 |
218 | You couldn’t have met me in the lobby? | 1.4985 | 0.03878 | 337 | 212 | 82 | 43 |
219 | I forgot the napkins. I'll be right back | 1.4985 | 0.03980 | 323 | 204 | 77 | 42 |
220 | All that traffic getting here! I'm lucky to be alive! | 1.4984 | 0.03817 | 313 | 189 | 92 | 32 |
221 | Thanks, buddy. We got a tip for you: Don't look down. | 1.4984 | 0.04085 | 307 | 194 | 73 | 40 |
222 | Careful, it's greasy. | 1.4968 | 0.03984 | 312 | 195 | 79 | 38 |
223 | I hope you don't mind my not wearing a mask. | 1.4967 | 0.04021 | 300 | 186 | 79 | 35 |
224 | Compliments of the ladies on the next beam up. | 1.4965 | 0.04107 | 286 | 177 | 76 | 33 |
225 | Where's Bernie? | 1.4965 | 0.04241 | 282 | 178 | 68 | 36 |
226 | Can I get a tip beyond, "Watch your step!" | 1.4954 | 0.03925 | 329 | 208 | 79 | 42 |
227 | This pizza is to die for. | 1.4954 | 0.04060 | 327 | 212 | 68 | 47 |
228 | Be real careful, it's hot. | 1.4953 | 0.04110 | 317 | 205 | 67 | 45 |
229 | I know I'm late and the pizza's cold...It's ok if you don't order from us ever again. | 1.4952 | 0.04101 | 313 | 201 | 69 | 43 |
230 | Pie in the Sky | 1.4952 | 0.04045 | 311 | 197 | 74 | 40 |
231 | Don't tip me. | 1.4939 | 0.03781 | 326 | 200 | 91 | 35 |
232 | Can we retake the photo without the pizza guy in the shot? | 1.4935 | 0.03996 | 308 | 193 | 78 | 37 |
233 | Nothing better than pizza when you’re this high | 1.4934 | 0.04082 | 302 | 191 | 73 | 38 |
234 | When you said you were high, I thought you meant something else. | 1.4932 | 0.04194 | 294 | 188 | 67 | 39 |
235 | I would have been here sooner, but my GPS couldn’t find your location. | 1.4930 | 0.04128 | 284 | 177 | 74 | 33 |
236 | Next time you want delivery, call Mario’s | 1.4913 | 0.03845 | 346 | 221 | 80 | 45 |
237 | In my career we don't have a safety net either. | 1.4907 | 0.04013 | 322 | 207 | 72 | 43 |
238 | The guy at the end has your tip. | 1.4896 | 0.04260 | 288 | 186 | 63 | 39 |
239 | No tipping, thanks. | 1.4894 | 0.03780 | 329 | 204 | 89 | 36 |
240 | Ah, now I understand the $75 tip. | 1.4887 | 0.04368 | 266 | 170 | 62 | 34 |
241 | For God's sake, don't tip me! | 1.4886 | 0.04058 | 307 | 196 | 72 | 39 |
242 | Don't look down"-- not quite the tip I had in mind | 1.4884 | 0.03795 | 344 | 218 | 84 | 42 |
243 | Take one and pass it on, this is as far as I'll go | 1.4884 | 0.03870 | 301 | 184 | 87 | 30 |
244 | I would have been here sooner but I had to change my pants. | 1.4881 | 0.04127 | 295 | 188 | 70 | 37 |
245 | We ordered two. | 1.4869 | 0.04068 | 306 | 196 | 71 | 39 |
246 | We really need conditions on the 'delivery radius' | 1.4862 | 0.04139 | 253 | 153 | 77 | 23 |
247 | Absolutely no tipping! | 1.4858 | 0.04011 | 317 | 204 | 72 | 41 |
248 | When you said you were really high, this is not what I pictured." | 1.4854 | 0.04485 | 274 | 182 | 51 | 41 |
249 | What do you mean nobody ordered pizza? | 1.4850 | 0.04065 | 301 | 192 | 72 | 37 |
250 | Separate checks will be a problem. | 1.4847 | 0.03805 | 326 | 204 | 86 | 36 |
251 | Sorry it took so long. I've been circling the block looking for a parking spot since 1932. | 1.4838 | 0.04236 | 277 | 177 | 66 | 34 |
252 | We usually don't deliver this far uptown. | 1.4834 | 0.03906 | 331 | 213 | 76 | 42 |
253 | I'll be right back, I forgot your napkins. | 1.4833 | 0.03964 | 300 | 188 | 79 | 33 |
254 | You don't need to tip me" | 1.4828 | 0.03942 | 319 | 204 | 76 | 39 |
255 | Wait this is for I-beam #76. You’re at #48. | 1.4823 | 0.04088 | 282 | 177 | 74 | 31 |
256 | When I overheard the manager say, 'That's a tall order,' I had no idea.... | 1.4821 | 0.04046 | 280 | 174 | 77 | 29 |
257 | It's $12.50 for the pizza and $6,000 for the insurance policy I bought to get here. | 1.4818 | 0.04124 | 303 | 197 | 66 | 40 |
258 | Thanks, but I'd rather you didn't tip me. | 1.4816 | 0.04084 | 299 | 192 | 70 | 37 |
259 | There’s an upcharge. | 1.4809 | 0.04065 | 314 | 205 | 67 | 42 |
260 | The crust may seem thinner up here. | 1.4804 | 0.04310 | 281 | 184 | 59 | 38 |
261 | The taste is riveting. | 1.4795 | 0.03954 | 292 | 182 | 80 | 30 |
262 | I really hope you aren't big tippers. | 1.4775 | 0.04546 | 222 | 139 | 60 | 23 |
263 | Had trouble finding the address — is this a new building? | 1.4767 | 0.04421 | 279 | 187 | 51 | 41 |
264 | Whaddaya mean it’s cold? | 1.4756 | 0.03977 | 307 | 197 | 74 | 36 |
265 | Weren't there 11 of you yesterday? | 1.4754 | 0.04401 | 244 | 155 | 62 | 27 |
266 | You guys ever consider pick up instead of delivery? | 1.4751 | 0.03773 | 341 | 219 | 82 | 40 |
267 | Still beats delivering for Amazon | 1.4748 | 0.04192 | 278 | 179 | 66 | 33 |
268 | Your GPS location was a bit misleading. | 1.4747 | 0.03994 | 316 | 206 | 70 | 40 |
269 | This is really above and beyond! | 1.4744 | 0.04089 | 293 | 189 | 69 | 35 |
270 | What do you mean you ‘didn’t order it with anchovies’? | 1.4744 | 0.03944 | 293 | 184 | 79 | 30 |
271 | Please don’t tip me. | 1.4743 | 0.04293 | 272 | 177 | 61 | 34 |
272 | Okay, here’s the first one… | 1.4743 | 0.04417 | 272 | 181 | 53 | 38 |
273 | We take pride in our service being above and beyond | 1.4741 | 0.04609 | 232 | 150 | 54 | 28 |
274 | Careful, our pizza is not a very well balanced meal. | 1.4739 | 0.04336 | 249 | 158 | 64 | 27 |
275 | There's a reason why our prices are sky high. | 1.4735 | 0.04388 | 245 | 156 | 62 | 27 |
276 | Sorry, I had to wait for the elevator to be built. | 1.4731 | 0.04362 | 279 | 186 | 54 | 39 |
277 | Extra anchovies! Talk about living dangerously! | 1.4722 | 0.04297 | 252 | 160 | 65 | 27 |
278 | Next time, there’ll be an up-charge. | 1.4720 | 0.04285 | 250 | 158 | 66 | 26 |
279 | Gives new meaning to “pie in the sky.” | 1.4715 | 0.04336 | 246 | 156 | 64 | 26 |
280 | When you're done, drop the box into the compost bin on 34th Street. | 1.4714 | 0.03850 | 280 | 171 | 86 | 23 |
281 | Oh… you wanted the gluten free? | 1.4714 | 0.03850 | 280 | 171 | 86 | 23 |
282 | Woah, careful! It's hot! | 1.4713 | 0.04323 | 244 | 154 | 65 | 25 |
283 | I’d say we’ve brought outdoor dining to the next level.” | 1.4702 | 0.04114 | 285 | 184 | 68 | 33 |
284 | Crap! I left your breadsticks in the car. | 1.4701 | 0.04039 | 268 | 167 | 76 | 25 |
285 | I would have been here sooner but my GPS couldn't find you. | 1.4701 | 0.04331 | 234 | 146 | 66 | 22 |
286 | I’ll settle for a tip on how to get down. | 1.4699 | 0.04445 | 249 | 162 | 57 | 30 |
287 | Can you switch to chinese for a week or two? We're running low on delivery men | 1.4695 | 0.04381 | 262 | 172 | 57 | 33 |
288 | There's four slices. Be nice. | 1.4694 | 0.04231 | 245 | 153 | 69 | 23 |
289 | Sorry it's late guys, but the elevator was out and I had to take the crane. | 1.4690 | 0.04294 | 258 | 166 | 63 | 29 |
290 | Wait. . . we also asked for wings. | 1.4681 | 0.04085 | 282 | 181 | 70 | 31 |
291 | Please throw away the empty box responsibly. | 1.4675 | 0.04663 | 231 | 152 | 50 | 29 |
292 | We normally don't deliver to 1932. | 1.4671 | 0.03949 | 304 | 196 | 74 | 34 |
293 | Sorry to interrupt the photo shoot. | 1.4667 | 0.04143 | 285 | 186 | 65 | 34 |
294 | Sorry I’m late. Your order didn’t have a floor number. | 1.4667 | 0.04152 | 270 | 173 | 68 | 29 |
295 | Do me a favor and next time call DoorDash. | 1.4661 | 0.04588 | 236 | 155 | 52 | 29 |
296 | As our slogan says, we go above and beyond. | 1.4660 | 0.04750 | 206 | 132 | 52 | 22 |
297 | Just beware of the Domino's Effect. | 1.4658 | 0.04696 | 234 | 156 | 47 | 31 |
298 | This explains the $500 tip. | 1.4656 | 0.03939 | 305 | 197 | 74 | 34 |
299 | Here's your order -- a pie in the sky. | 1.4642 | 0.04208 | 265 | 171 | 65 | 29 |
300 | I dropped it so now it’s thin crust. | 1.4634 | 0.04333 | 246 | 158 | 62 | 26 |
301 | Oh man, I forgot the napkins! | 1.4630 | 0.04233 | 257 | 165 | 65 | 27 |
302 | This is the highest our dough has ever risen. | 1.4628 | 0.04385 | 242 | 156 | 60 | 26 |
303 | My next delivery is to a sailor and nurse in Times Square. | 1.4626 | 0.04665 | 214 | 138 | 53 | 23 |
304 | Oh damn, I forgot the garlic bread! | 1.4618 | 0.03930 | 275 | 172 | 79 | 24 |
305 | Don't look down? That's my tip?! | 1.4615 | 0.04506 | 247 | 164 | 52 | 31 |
306 | I'd appreciate exact change | 1.4608 | 0.03901 | 306 | 198 | 75 | 33 |
307 | I'm running late. What's the fastest way to get down from up here? | 1.4606 | 0.04377 | 254 | 167 | 57 | 30 |
308 | Forks? Youse guys want forks? | 1.4598 | 0.04588 | 261 | 180 | 42 | 39 |
309 | We didn’t order this. | 1.4585 | 0.04690 | 229 | 153 | 47 | 29 |
310 | This is the last time you will see me guys, I’m being replaced by a drone. | 1.4578 | 0.04405 | 249 | 164 | 56 | 29 |
311 | Sorry, I went to Street not Avenue. | 1.4574 | 0.04296 | 223 | 139 | 66 | 18 |
312 | I'll be right back with the other one. | 1.4571 | 0.04187 | 245 | 155 | 68 | 22 |
313 | Not what I expected when they said you were all high ... | 1.4571 | 0.04458 | 245 | 162 | 54 | 29 |
314 | So... What do you do with the box when you're finished? | 1.4563 | 0.04292 | 252 | 164 | 61 | 27 |
315 | Next time, I'd recommend ordering from the other place. | 1.4561 | 0.04463 | 239 | 157 | 55 | 27 |
316 | Would you mind taking a group photo of us? | 1.4560 | 0.04317 | 250 | 163 | 60 | 27 |
317 | Don't tip me this time. | 1.4560 | 0.04427 | 250 | 166 | 54 | 30 |
318 | No worries, I'm used to delivering to guys who are high and have the munchies. | 1.4559 | 0.04389 | 261 | 175 | 53 | 33 |
319 | Well, at least you guys have a union. | 1.4553 | 0.04368 | 246 | 161 | 58 | 27 |
320 | You could've been clearer on where this new bar in town was. | 1.4550 | 0.04448 | 222 | 142 | 59 | 21 |
321 | I’d like to suggest an elevated tip. | 1.4549 | 0.04395 | 244 | 160 | 57 | 27 |
322 | Careful, fellas—it might still be hot. | 1.4539 | 0.04172 | 282 | 188 | 60 | 34 |
323 | Welcome to the mile pie club. | 1.4537 | 0.04551 | 227 | 149 | 53 | 25 |
324 | “Just letting you know, I’m the last surviving delivery man.” | 1.4537 | 0.04342 | 216 | 135 | 64 | 17 |
325 | Can you at least leave me a 5-star rating? | 1.4534 | 0.04278 | 247 | 160 | 62 | 25 |
326 | I normally deliver to a different kind of high. | 1.4534 | 0.04583 | 236 | 158 | 49 | 29 |
327 | "I never thought I'd say this, but please don't tip me | 1.4526 | 0.04520 | 232 | 153 | 53 | 26 |
328 | $2027.00 | 1.4524 | 0.04506 | 252 | 171 | 48 | 33 |
329 | Here is your order for six. | 1.4524 | 0.04435 | 252 | 169 | 52 | 31 |
330 | Ok, whose the joker who also ordered a case of beer? | 1.4523 | 0.04395 | 241 | 158 | 57 | 26 |
331 | No! NO!! Do not TIP!!! | 1.4522 | 0.04156 | 230 | 143 | 70 | 17 |
332 | Hang on--I have to go back for the drinks. | 1.4516 | 0.04659 | 217 | 143 | 50 | 24 |
333 | I'm from the year 2023. Could you drop an I-beam on a Mister Fred Trump? He'll be crossing the street in, like, two minutes. | 1.4512 | 0.04835 | 246 | 175 | 31 | 40 |
334 | Don't tip me too much. | 1.4508 | 0.04236 | 244 | 157 | 64 | 23 |
335 | Who ordered the Pie in the Sky? | 1.4508 | 0.04469 | 244 | 163 | 52 | 29 |
336 | You know, it has been longer than 30 Minutes | 1.4506 | 0.04463 | 233 | 153 | 55 | 25 |
337 | It’s been a balancing act since we starting going back to the office | 1.4502 | 0.04562 | 211 | 136 | 55 | 20 |
338 | How long you guys been working remotely? | 1.4494 | 0.04180 | 267 | 176 | 62 | 29 |
339 | You guys know we have counter service, right? | 1.4491 | 0.04486 | 216 | 139 | 57 | 20 |
340 | Just ask for a drone delivery next time please! | 1.4489 | 0.04579 | 225 | 149 | 51 | 25 |
341 | Be careful, the box is really hot. | 1.4488 | 0.04407 | 254 | 171 | 52 | 31 |
342 | Smile, dammit! No way we're reshooting this ad. | 1.4481 | 0.04691 | 212 | 140 | 49 | 23 |
343 | Here you go fellas. That comes to $9.99 with a delivery fee of $127.50. Sure, I take Venmo. | 1.4481 | 0.04643 | 212 | 139 | 51 | 22 |
344 | If I drop it, it’s on the house. | 1.4475 | 0.04626 | 219 | 145 | 50 | 24 |
345 | No, This is the 46th beam, you wanna go to 46B | 1.4463 | 0.04570 | 242 | 165 | 46 | 31 |
346 | Sorry to keep you waiting, but I’m afraid of elevators | 1.4459 | 0.04443 | 222 | 144 | 57 | 21 |
347 | I'll be right back with your breadsticks | 1.4457 | 0.04041 | 267 | 173 | 69 | 25 |
348 | Don't look down!! How's that for a tip? | 1.4454 | 0.04518 | 229 | 152 | 52 | 25 |
349 | You'll like it. Our pizza is riveting. | 1.4454 | 0.04389 | 229 | 149 | 58 | 22 |
350 | Sorry for the delay. The first guy fell, but we saved the pizza. | 1.4454 | 0.04518 | 229 | 152 | 52 | 25 |
351 | Napkins? No, problem I’ll be right back. | 1.4450 | 0.04690 | 209 | 138 | 49 | 22 |
352 | Oh no,I've got the wrong address. | 1.4444 | 0.04880 | 198 | 132 | 44 | 22 |
353 | I just realised I left your drinks back in my car. | 1.4439 | 0.04473 | 223 | 146 | 55 | 22 |
354 | I'll be right back with your sodas. | 1.4430 | 0.04404 | 237 | 157 | 55 | 25 |
355 | What happened to the guy who wanted the Hawaiian? | 1.4423 | 0.04754 | 208 | 139 | 46 | 23 |
356 | Do you need napkins? I have napkins in the car. | 1.4414 | 0.04664 | 222 | 150 | 46 | 26 |
357 | Any of you know the best way down. | 1.4413 | 0.04718 | 213 | 143 | 46 | 24 |
358 | And my wife says SHE had a tough delivery. | 1.4412 | 0.05274 | 170 | 114 | 37 | 19 |
359 | $20 bucks for the pizza, $500 for delivery | 1.4409 | 0.04826 | 220 | 152 | 39 | 29 |
360 | Sorry to make you go back, but I ordered a gluten-free crust. | 1.4396 | 0.04568 | 207 | 135 | 53 | 19 |
361 | Skip the tip, just tell me how to get out of this alive. | 1.4393 | 0.05007 | 173 | 113 | 44 | 16 |
362 | No. No one here ordered a pizza. | 1.4389 | 0.04809 | 221 | 153 | 39 | 29 |
363 | Now I know why you ordered wings with this. | 1.4389 | 0.04679 | 221 | 150 | 45 | 26 |
364 | We have the highest ratings in the city. | 1.4381 | 0.04718 | 210 | 141 | 46 | 23 |
365 | . You took more than 20minutes.No charge, right! | 1.4381 | 0.04620 | 210 | 139 | 50 | 21 |
366 | Sorry I'm late. I stopped to cry on the twentieth floor. | 1.4378 | 0.04605 | 217 | 145 | 49 | 23 |
367 | Thank you! The last guy didn't make it this far. | 1.4368 | 0.05181 | 174 | 117 | 38 | 19 |
368 | Anchovies and pineapple. Are you guys nuts? | 1.4364 | 0.04373 | 236 | 157 | 55 | 24 |
369 | Sure, you can tip me. Just don't tip me. | 1.4359 | 0.04767 | 195 | 129 | 47 | 19 |
370 | Sorry for the delay. You know your doorbell isn’t working | 1.4359 | 0.04358 | 234 | 155 | 56 | 23 |
371 | Hey you, second from the left! Don't you know that smoking can kill you?! | 1.4352 | 0.04745 | 193 | 127 | 48 | 18 |
372 | 31 minutes, I guess it's FREE! | 1.4350 | 0.04890 | 200 | 136 | 41 | 23 |
373 | No, I didn’t have any trouble finding the place. | 1.4350 | 0.04557 | 223 | 150 | 49 | 24 |
374 | I'm 43-years old, and this is my family's sole form of support. That's how it' s going. | 1.4348 | 0.04461 | 207 | 134 | 56 | 17 |
375 | I’ll be right back with the Pepsi | 1.4346 | 0.04790 | 214 | 147 | 41 | 26 |
376 | You're right, it is free. Even with the elevator working, I don't think I could make the 98th floor in 30 minutes. | 1.4346 | 0.04664 | 191 | 124 | 51 | 16 |
377 | Be extra careful. It's very hot. | 1.4343 | 0.04874 | 198 | 134 | 42 | 22 |
378 | Doesn’t Joe down there know smoking is dangerous? | 1.4341 | 0.05247 | 182 | 126 | 33 | 23 |
379 | My next delivery is on the house. | 1.4338 | 0.04617 | 219 | 148 | 47 | 24 |
380 | Uh, so just to confirm, you're not Hank, and he's on 45? | 1.4338 | 0.04385 | 219 | 143 | 57 | 19 |
381 | The photographer thought you could use a pick-me-up. | 1.4335 | 0.05070 | 173 | 115 | 41 | 17 |
382 | Pizza for 6? | 1.4335 | 0.04629 | 203 | 134 | 50 | 19 |
383 | Sorry I'm a little late. It took a while to figure out how to cut it into five slices... | 1.4332 | 0.04461 | 217 | 143 | 54 | 20 |
384 | I don't think "30 minutes or it's free" should apply here. | 1.4327 | 0.04892 | 208 | 144 | 38 | 26 |
385 | Umm… we’d be more comfortable if you wore a mask. | 1.4326 | 0.05453 | 178 | 126 | 27 | 25 |
386 | Um, yes, drone delivery would have been cooler. | 1.4324 | 0.04830 | 185 | 122 | 46 | 17 |
387 | I would have got here sooner but there’s no number on the building. | 1.4322 | 0.04748 | 199 | 133 | 46 | 20 |
388 | Still safer than dining in. | 1.4318 | 0.04416 | 220 | 145 | 55 | 20 |
389 | And please: no tipping. | 1.4316 | 0.04438 | 234 | 158 | 51 | 25 |
390 | Sorry it took so long. The thirteenth floor is missing. | 1.4315 | 0.05046 | 197 | 137 | 35 | 25 |
391 | This is for the guy on the end. | 1.4309 | 0.04773 | 188 | 124 | 47 | 17 |
392 | The box is empty, but the Times thought it would make a great photograph. | 1.4307 | 0.04643 | 202 | 134 | 49 | 19 |
393 | When the boss asked me if I wanted to move higher up, I should have said “no.” | 1.4305 | 0.04509 | 223 | 150 | 50 | 23 |
394 | This is why we charge for delivery | 1.4300 | 0.04729 | 200 | 134 | 46 | 20 |
395 | Sorry. OSHA rules only let me bring one at a time. | 1.4300 | 0.04458 | 207 | 135 | 55 | 17 |
396 | Don’t forget — we also do carryout! | 1.4298 | 0.04213 | 228 | 148 | 62 | 18 |
397 | Don't look down" is not the kind of tip I'm getting at | 1.4293 | 0.04922 | 198 | 136 | 39 | 23 |
398 | I prefer you don’t tip | 1.4293 | 0.04541 | 205 | 135 | 52 | 18 |
399 | Be sure to rate the delivery service "10" on our survey. | 1.4286 | 0.04677 | 203 | 136 | 47 | 20 |
400 | Did someone order a pie in the sky? | 1.4286 | 0.04552 | 217 | 146 | 49 | 22 |
401 | no tipping today, please | 1.4286 | 0.04781 | 203 | 138 | 43 | 22 |
402 | It's great to have a few minutes up here; the traffic down there is seriously scary. | 1.4279 | 0.04289 | 229 | 151 | 58 | 20 |
403 | So this is your idea of pie in the sky? | 1.4279 | 0.04630 | 215 | 146 | 46 | 23 |
404 | You should know we discourage tipping. | 1.4279 | 0.04544 | 208 | 138 | 51 | 19 |
405 | You can tip later | 1.4278 | 0.04922 | 180 | 120 | 43 | 17 |
406 | We ordered the wings | 1.4277 | 0.04793 | 173 | 112 | 48 | 13 |
407 | It's probably safer if we call it gratuity | 1.4273 | 0.04413 | 220 | 146 | 54 | 20 |
408 | Really taking advantage of the thirty minutes or less fellas | 1.4272 | 0.04661 | 213 | 145 | 45 | 23 |
409 | Is there a way down that’s faster than taking the stairs | 1.4271 | 0.04525 | 199 | 130 | 53 | 16 |
410 | Sorry I’m late, parking was tough. | 1.4271 | 0.04641 | 192 | 126 | 50 | 16 |
411 | High five! | 1.4267 | 0.04388 | 225 | 150 | 54 | 21 |
412 | You wanna “big tip”? OK! “Don’t look down”! | 1.4256 | 0.04869 | 195 | 133 | 41 | 21 |
413 | How about next time you guys get takeout? | 1.4256 | 0.04814 | 195 | 132 | 43 | 20 |
414 | You ordered the 'iconic photo' with extra cheese? | 1.4250 | 0.04618 | 200 | 133 | 49 | 18 |
415 | Wait! Where’s your mask? | 1.4250 | 0.05505 | 160 | 111 | 30 | 19 |
416 | This goes to the guy on the end. | 1.4242 | 0.04760 | 198 | 134 | 44 | 20 |
417 | I left the napkins in the car be right back. | 1.4241 | 0.04942 | 191 | 131 | 39 | 21 |
418 | From this height, let's not talk about tipping. | 1.4240 | 0.04502 | 217 | 146 | 50 | 21 |
419 | Yea, a tip would be appreciated. | 1.4229 | 0.04312 | 227 | 151 | 56 | 20 |
420 | Since you asked, I usually get tipped $1 per floor | 1.4229 | 0.04811 | 201 | 138 | 41 | 22 |
421 | Who says there’s no pie in the sky? | 1.4222 | 0.04854 | 180 | 120 | 44 | 16 |
422 | Sorry, but there’s only four pieces. | 1.4216 | 0.04550 | 204 | 136 | 50 | 18 |
423 | Eight slices for five guys? Now that’s dangerous! | 1.4213 | 0.04987 | 197 | 138 | 35 | 24 |
424 | Thank you for ordering from DareDash. | 1.4211 | 0.04846 | 190 | 129 | 42 | 19 |
425 | One gluten-free pizza with vegan cheese and arugula. | 1.4208 | 0.04894 | 202 | 141 | 37 | 24 |
426 | Any chance you can get the elevator installed before you order again? | 1.4201 | 0.04374 | 219 | 146 | 54 | 19 |
427 | Where's your mask ....safety is of utmost importance?" | 1.4199 | 0.04387 | 231 | 157 | 51 | 23 |
428 | Maybe you should have requested red pepper flakes when you ordered. | 1.4198 | 0.04324 | 212 | 139 | 57 | 16 |
429 | There are only four slices; hope that won't be a problem. | 1.4197 | 0.04956 | 193 | 134 | 37 | 22 |
430 | You guys been up here since the 30’s? | 1.4194 | 0.04979 | 186 | 128 | 38 | 20 |
431 | Don't tip me please | 1.4194 | 0.04739 | 186 | 124 | 46 | 16 |
432 | I'm sorry to hear that he fell off--but somebody's gotta pay. | 1.4194 | 0.05558 | 155 | 108 | 29 | 18 |
433 | There's four slices. You guys will have to figure it out. | 1.4192 | 0.05069 | 198 | 141 | 31 | 26 |
434 | And whose pie-in-the-sky idea was this? | 1.4190 | 0.04606 | 210 | 143 | 46 | 21 |
435 | Next time you forget your lunch pails, consider getting Chinese, please. | 1.4186 | 0.04874 | 172 | 114 | 44 | 14 |
436 | Why aren’t you guys social distancing! | 1.4180 | 0.04685 | 189 | 126 | 47 | 16 |
437 | Enjoy it while you can - we only deliver up to the 86th floor. | 1.4178 | 0.05563 | 146 | 100 | 31 | 15 |
438 | Under 30 minutes & over 300 feet. We're all impressed. | 1.4167 | 0.04703 | 204 | 140 | 43 | 21 |
439 | Sorry to interrupt your riveting discussion. | 1.4167 | 0.05037 | 180 | 124 | 37 | 19 |
440 | And I thought I had poor working conditions. | 1.4162 | 0.04548 | 197 | 131 | 50 | 16 |
441 | In about fifty feet you’ll be outside our delivery range, so enjoy it now. | 1.4162 | 0.05055 | 173 | 118 | 38 | 17 |
442 | You guys know there's an extra delivery charge, right... | 1.4161 | 0.05104 | 161 | 108 | 39 | 14 |
443 | We'd tip you, but. | 1.4161 | 0.05180 | 161 | 109 | 37 | 15 |
444 | Seriously, I don't want to be tipped. | 1.4161 | 0.05479 | 149 | 102 | 32 | 15 |
445 | Thanks for not ordering drinks. | 1.4159 | 0.04410 | 226 | 154 | 50 | 22 |
446 | This will be my last delivery. | 1.4157 | 0.04921 | 166 | 110 | 43 | 13 |
447 | Sorry for the delay! Google Maps did not indicate that I should go up. | 1.4155 | 0.04702 | 207 | 143 | 42 | 22 |
448 | Is this 20 W. 34th? There's no building number. | 1.4153 | 0.04316 | 236 | 161 | 52 | 23 |
449 | Never delivering here again. 14th Street is crazy this time of day! | 1.4152 | 0.05360 | 171 | 121 | 29 | 21 |
450 | Next time, pizza’s on me if you meet me at the elevator. | 1.4152 | 0.05230 | 171 | 119 | 33 | 19 |
451 | Six slices, one for each of— | 1.4151 | 0.05449 | 159 | 111 | 30 | 18 |
452 | I’m back. No, it wasn’t grass fed. | 1.4149 | 0.05049 | 188 | 132 | 34 | 22 |
453 | Where’s my drink? | 1.4146 | 0.04835 | 205 | 144 | 37 | 24 |
454 | Careful, it's a bit greasy. | 1.4144 | 0.05014 | 181 | 125 | 37 | 19 |
455 | No tipping allowed! | 1.4135 | 0.04532 | 208 | 141 | 48 | 19 |
456 | I appreciate the thought, but when I mentioned a tip, I didn't mean, "don't look down." | 1.4133 | 0.04894 | 196 | 137 | 37 | 22 |
457 | We cut this in the normal 8 slices, good luck. | 1.4130 | 0.04770 | 184 | 124 | 44 | 16 |
458 | ‘Anywhere in Manhattan’ is a figure of speech. | 1.4130 | 0.05072 | 184 | 129 | 34 | 21 |
459 | "Hey, wait a second! This isn't Floor 82 | 1.4130 | 0.04832 | 184 | 125 | 42 | 17 |
460 | Next time use the drone delivery app | 1.4130 | 0.04438 | 230 | 159 | 47 | 24 |
461 | You drop it, you bought it. | 1.4128 | 0.05073 | 172 | 118 | 37 | 17 |
462 | I really miss no-contact delivery. | 1.4120 | 0.04694 | 216 | 152 | 39 | 25 |
463 | Who ordered the Cheeses Mary Joseph? | 1.4113 | 0.06045 | 141 | 102 | 20 | 19 |
464 | I don't think you got here in under 30 minutes. | 1.4103 | 0.04745 | 195 | 134 | 42 | 19 |
465 | You may need to heat it up a little. | 1.4096 | 0.04914 | 166 | 111 | 42 | 13 |
466 | I hope that the person that took your phone order mentioned the $1,500 delivery charge”. | 1.4096 | 0.04872 | 188 | 130 | 39 | 19 |
467 | With all these toppings, I figured you guys were high. | 1.4094 | 0.05388 | 149 | 102 | 33 | 14 |
468 | This is above my pay grade | 1.4094 | 0.05023 | 171 | 117 | 38 | 16 |
469 | A twenty percent acrophobia charge was assessed to your credit card! | 1.4093 | 0.04305 | 193 | 125 | 57 | 11 |
470 | You guys been up here since 1932? | 1.4088 | 0.04985 | 159 | 106 | 41 | 12 |
471 | Spider man was busy | 1.4086 | 0.04969 | 186 | 130 | 36 | 20 |
472 | Don't feel bad - the pizza isn't finished either. | 1.4083 | 0.05134 | 169 | 117 | 35 | 17 |
473 | They told me I'd be delivering in the Heights, but this is ridiculous! | 1.4083 | 0.05269 | 169 | 119 | 31 | 19 |
474 | Pass it down, I’ll run back and get the next one. | 1.4080 | 0.05026 | 174 | 120 | 37 | 17 |
475 | your regular guy’s gone mountain climbing this weekend “ | 1.4076 | 0.05640 | 157 | 113 | 24 | 20 |
476 | Are you sure you ordered five Cokes? | 1.4076 | 0.04530 | 211 | 145 | 46 | 20 |
477 | That'll be $100...$25 for the pizza and $75 for a new pair of pants. | 1.4072 | 0.05449 | 167 | 120 | 26 | 21 |
478 | Thanks for installing the elevator, could you do floors next? | 1.4067 | 0.04611 | 209 | 145 | 43 | 21 |
479 | Be very careful...it's hot! | 1.4064 | 0.04888 | 187 | 130 | 38 | 19 |
480 | We actually ordered a large... | 1.4064 | 0.04888 | 187 | 130 | 38 | 19 |
481 | You’re lucky our delivery radius extends vertically. | 1.4061 | 0.04480 | 197 | 132 | 50 | 15 |
482 | You guys ordered the Mile High, extra cheese? | 1.4061 | 0.05079 | 165 | 113 | 37 | 15 |
483 | Be right back with your change - I left my petty cash in the car. | 1.4057 | 0.05002 | 175 | 121 | 37 | 17 |
484 | And a $60.00 delivery charge. Due now. | 1.4056 | 0.04901 | 180 | 124 | 39 | 17 |
485 | Who here wanted the pie in the sky? | 1.4056 | 0.05026 | 180 | 126 | 35 | 19 |
486 | I don’t know how you got me to do this, but, next time, when I knock, would someone please come down to answer the door?! | 1.4056 | 0.05026 | 180 | 126 | 35 | 19 |
487 | You're almost outside our delivery area. | 1.4056 | 0.04707 | 180 | 121 | 45 | 14 |
488 | There’s gonna be an up charge. | 1.4050 | 0.04865 | 200 | 142 | 35 | 23 |
489 | Didn’t you ask me to slice it into 6 pieces? | 1.4045 | 0.04940 | 178 | 123 | 38 | 17 |
490 | Oh oh, I'm about to sneeze. | 1.4044 | 0.05024 | 183 | 129 | 34 | 20 |
491 | Next time please do curbside pickup. | 1.4041 | 0.05632 | 146 | 103 | 27 | 16 |
492 | I know you guys have been waiting for your pizza delivery since you took that famous photo in 1932, but better late than never! | 1.4038 | 0.05286 | 156 | 108 | 33 | 15 |
493 | Sorry fellas, I had to wait for the photographer to leave. | 1.4036 | 0.04981 | 166 | 113 | 39 | 14 |
494 | PLEASE tell me you don't want separate checks. | 1.4031 | 0.04665 | 196 | 135 | 43 | 18 |
495 | Yeah, we deliver, but next time do me a favor, and order from my competitors! | 1.4026 | 0.05413 | 154 | 108 | 30 | 16 |
496 | What! You guys didn't order a pizza! | 1.4025 | 0.05212 | 159 | 110 | 34 | 15 |
497 | Here's your slice. I'll be back with the others. Next time you guys might consider ordering an entire pie. | 1.4024 | 0.05023 | 164 | 112 | 38 | 14 |
498 | Extra napkins?! | 1.4024 | 0.04988 | 169 | 116 | 38 | 15 |
499 | The guy without the hat has your tip. | 1.4023 | 0.05150 | 174 | 123 | 32 | 19 |
500 | Shoot, I left the breadsticks in the car. Be right bac | 1.4020 | 0.04689 | 204 | 143 | 40 | 21 |
501 | , “I forgot the cheesy bread sticks, I’ll be right back.” | 1.4018 | 0.04380 | 224 | 155 | 48 | 21 |
502 | Thanks for choosing Girder Dash. | 1.4012 | 0.04957 | 167 | 114 | 39 | 14 |
503 | If one of you falls, everyone can have two slices. | 1.4012 | 0.05060 | 172 | 120 | 35 | 17 |
504 | It's okay if you don't tip me." | 1.4011 | 0.04825 | 177 | 121 | 41 | 15 |
505 | You guys better be good tippers. | 1.4011 | 0.04758 | 177 | 120 | 43 | 14 |
506 | Just so you know sir, the delivery charge is going to be through the roof. | 1.4011 | 0.04919 | 182 | 127 | 37 | 18 |
507 | Phew! I almost didn’t get this to you in ‘30 minutes or less’! | 1.4011 | 0.04919 | 182 | 127 | 37 | 18 |
508 | You promise to leave me a good review, right? | 1.4000 | 0.04708 | 160 | 105 | 46 | 9 |
509 | This better be a great tip. | 1.4000 | 0.04749 | 170 | 114 | 44 | 12 |
510 | Sure you want us to tip you? | 1.4000 | 0.05102 | 170 | 119 | 34 | 17 |
511 | I'll be back with the napkins. | 1.3990 | 0.04399 | 198 | 133 | 51 | 14 |
512 | Yes, I actually do mind running back to the van to grab you guys some napkins | 1.3989 | 0.04773 | 183 | 126 | 41 | 16 |
513 | We also recommend maintaining 6’ between diners. | 1.3988 | 0.05214 | 168 | 119 | 31 | 18 |
514 | Don't bother tipping. Catch me next time. | 1.3978 | 0.04778 | 186 | 129 | 40 | 17 |
515 | Dividing by five was impossible, so I did six and ate a slice. | 1.3978 | 0.04809 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 16 |
516 | I’d think you’d want a more balanced meal. | 1.3978 | 0.04873 | 181 | 126 | 38 | 17 |
517 | Drinks? What drinks? | 1.3977 | 0.04941 | 171 | 118 | 38 | 15 |
518 | Sorry, kid. Wrong address. | 1.3977 | 0.05078 | 171 | 120 | 34 | 17 |
519 | The other four are still in the truck. Maybe you can all start on this one while I run down. | 1.3975 | 0.04928 | 161 | 109 | 40 | 12 |
520 | Hang on, I’ll be right back with the cheese bread and a gallon of Ranch! | 1.3974 | 0.05037 | 156 | 106 | 38 | 12 |
521 | You can start on this while I get the other four. | 1.3971 | 0.04473 | 204 | 140 | 47 | 17 |
522 | Hopefully a balanced meal. | 1.3967 | 0.04625 | 184 | 125 | 45 | 14 |
523 | Is this free? It took more than 30 minutes. | 1.3967 | 0.04689 | 184 | 126 | 43 | 15 |
524 | Umm, I also ordered a bottle of coke? | 1.3963 | 0.05162 | 164 | 115 | 33 | 16 |
525 | Sorry, but I dropped the wings. | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
526 | Don't fight over the 6th slice ok guys? | 1.3952 | 0.05093 | 167 | 117 | 34 | 16 |
527 | It’s from your friend the photographer. | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
528 | And I thought biking in traffic was scary. | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
529 | We have a no-tipping policy. | 1.3949 | 0.05328 | 157 | 111 | 30 | 16 |
530 | Your usual delivery kid? His parents grounded him. | 1.3943 | 0.05308 | 175 | 128 | 25 | 22 |
531 | This is one time I don't want to hear that word 'tip'. | 1.3943 | 0.04989 | 175 | 123 | 35 | 17 |
532 | Back in a whiff with the drinks. | 1.3941 | 0.05027 | 170 | 119 | 35 | 16 |
533 | What do you mean, you dropped your wallet? | 1.3941 | 0.05163 | 170 | 121 | 31 | 18 |
534 | Be right back, I left your bread sticks in the car. | 1.3939 | 0.05278 | 165 | 118 | 29 | 18 |
535 | I know the ad says 30 minutes but c’mon…give me a break. | 1.3938 | 0.04864 | 160 | 108 | 41 | 11 |
536 | I also accept safety tips. | 1.3933 | 0.04524 | 178 | 119 | 48 | 11 |
537 | It’s been more than 30 minutes | 1.3931 | 0.05096 | 173 | 123 | 32 | 18 |
538 | I don't want to tip either. | 1.3924 | 0.05450 | 158 | 114 | 26 | 18 |
539 | Forget the tip. | 1.3922 | 0.05099 | 153 | 105 | 36 | 12 |
540 | I feel like one of you totally could have met me downstairs. | 1.3922 | 0.05014 | 153 | 104 | 38 | 11 |
541 | The drone is capturing my delivery for TikTok. | 1.3913 | 0.05387 | 138 | 95 | 32 | 11 |
542 | “I’m a little nervous—it’s my first time delivering to upper management. | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
543 | Third time's the charm! | 1.3913 | 0.04930 | 184 | 131 | 34 | 19 |
544 | I hope you guys aren't as scared of over-tipping as I am of tipping-over. | 1.3911 | 0.05030 | 179 | 128 | 32 | 19 |
545 | Guys, no more jokes about tipping please. | 1.3910 | 0.05110 | 156 | 108 | 35 | 13 |
546 | I also sell life insurance if anyone's interested. | 1.3910 | 0.05348 | 156 | 111 | 29 | 16 |
547 | Sorry for taking longer thirty minutes, I had to wait for the first seventeen stories to be built. | 1.3907 | 0.05230 | 151 | 105 | 33 | 13 |
548 | Might need a touch of the old blowtorch. | 1.3904 | 0.05530 | 146 | 104 | 27 | 15 |
549 | Who ordered pepperoni? | 1.3901 | 0.05584 | 141 | 100 | 27 | 14 |
550 | I'll be back with your drinks. | 1.3899 | 0.05196 | 159 | 112 | 32 | 15 |
551 | Tell that guy over there he shouldn't smoke. It is dangerous. | 1.3892 | 0.05362 | 167 | 122 | 25 | 20 |
552 | Don't get up! You can pay me later. | 1.3889 | 0.04882 | 180 | 127 | 36 | 17 |
553 | Thanks, guys! The cityscape poster you placed in the background will get me in The New Yorker for sure. | 1.3886 | 0.04641 | 175 | 119 | 44 | 12 |
554 | Sorry for the wait. I went to the wrong beam. | 1.3883 | 0.04907 | 188 | 135 | 33 | 20 |
555 | What do you mean, you can't tip? | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
556 | Sorry guys, I went to Street not Avenue | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
557 | Just don't think about the word "Dominoes." | 1.3879 | 0.05129 | 165 | 117 | 32 | 16 |
558 | Forgot the napkins. Back in an hour. | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
559 | I could get fired for saying this, but our competitor's pizza is much better. | 1.3876 | 0.06059 | 129 | 94 | 20 | 15 |
560 | It may be cold. I had to take the stairs. | 1.3875 | 0.04774 | 160 | 108 | 42 | 10 |
561 | Sorry, we don't tip. | 1.3871 | 0.05128 | 155 | 108 | 34 | 13 |
562 | Dang, looks like I messed up the delivery. Order was for the year 2022, 35th floor. You guys are year 1935, 22nd floor. | 1.3869 | 0.05408 | 137 | 95 | 31 | 11 |
563 | That'll be $19.32 | 1.3864 | 0.05088 | 176 | 127 | 30 | 19 |
564 | Pizza is even better when you're high. | 1.3861 | 0.05515 | 158 | 116 | 23 | 19 |
565 | Next time call Domino’s | 1.3860 | 0.05063 | 171 | 122 | 32 | 17 |
566 | Could you please try not to drop this one? | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
567 | We requested contactless delivery. | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
568 | I thought there were six of you. | 1.3855 | 0.04633 | 179 | 123 | 43 | 13 |
569 | Your job seems less dangerous than mine. Where do I apply? | 1.3851 | 0.04911 | 161 | 111 | 38 | 12 |
570 | Next time you guys wanna consider dine-in? | 1.3851 | 0.04795 | 174 | 121 | 39 | 14 |
571 | Here you go, one pie in the sky. | 1.3846 | 0.05502 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
572 | I'm elevating my delivery game. | 1.3846 | 0.05244 | 143 | 99 | 33 | 11 |
573 | Elevator’s not working” the guy says. I was expecting a 5 floor walkup. And YOU expect hot pizza? | 1.3846 | 0.05053 | 143 | 97 | 37 | 9 |
574 | Be careful. The birds have been eyeing this for seven floors | 1.3846 | 0.04955 | 143 | 96 | 39 | 8 |
575 | That's twenty bucks for the pizza, and a thousand bucks for special delivery. | 1.3846 | 0.05036 | 169 | 120 | 33 | 16 |
576 | Hate to be that guy but you have the wrong address | 1.3846 | 0.05640 | 156 | 116 | 20 | 20 |
577 | We said no anchovies. | 1.3842 | 0.04748 | 190 | 135 | 37 | 18 |
578 | Pie In The Sky delivery service. “We go above and beyond!” | 1.3841 | 0.05468 | 151 | 109 | 26 | 16 |
579 | Oops, forgot the napkins. I'll be right back. | 1.3841 | 0.05474 | 138 | 97 | 29 | 12 |
580 | Could one of you text the manager and tell him I quit? | 1.3836 | 0.05075 | 146 | 100 | 36 | 10 |
581 | This is not what I expected when you said you were high and craving pizza. | 1.3832 | 0.05078 | 167 | 119 | 32 | 16 |
582 | 29minutes 58 seconds. We good?? | 1.3832 | 0.05148 | 167 | 120 | 30 | 17 |
583 | Our wives couldn't pack lunch today cuz they're picketing in front of some supreme court judge's house. | 1.3831 | 0.05388 | 154 | 111 | 27 | 16 |
584 | My bad! This one's for beam #345-76 | 1.3830 | 0.05664 | 141 | 102 | 24 | 15 |
585 | You guys are really taking that "30 Minutes or it's Free" thing to its limits! | 1.3829 | 0.04703 | 175 | 121 | 41 | 13 |
586 | 'When you said you wanted to get high and order a pizza, this isn't what I pictured.' | 1.3829 | 0.04772 | 175 | 122 | 39 | 14 |
587 | I didn’t realize when you called and said “we’re getting high and ordering a pizza” this is what you meant. | 1.3826 | 0.05181 | 149 | 104 | 33 | 12 |
588 | You fellas weren't kiddin' about your "up-town" location. | 1.3825 | 0.04938 | 183 | 132 | 32 | 19 |
589 | It might be a little cold. | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
590 | What you guys need is a balanced diet. | 1.3816 | 0.05107 | 152 | 106 | 34 | 12 |
591 | I’m afraid some pigeons ate your free breadsticks on the way up. | 1.3816 | 0.05192 | 152 | 107 | 32 | 13 |
592 | Honestly, this beats working retail. | 1.3815 | 0.04879 | 173 | 122 | 36 | 15 |
593 | We ordered two large! | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
594 | My advice to not to fight over the sixth slice! | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
595 | My last day on the job, and they made me deliver here. | 1.3810 | 0.04821 | 189 | 136 | 34 | 19 |
596 | Our service is above and beyond. | 1.3810 | 0.05047 | 147 | 101 | 36 | 10 |
597 | Just so you know . . . lots of people fall for our pizza. | 1.3810 | 0.04909 | 168 | 118 | 36 | 14 |
598 | I'm late for my next delivery. What's the fastest way down? | 1.3806 | 0.04952 | 155 | 107 | 37 | 11 |
599 | Sorry--let me go get the one without anchovies. | 1.3804 | 0.04622 | 163 | 110 | 44 | 9 |
600 | I made it, but a some pigeons got your breadsticks. | 1.3803 | 0.05357 | 142 | 100 | 30 | 12 |
601 | Why six slices? | 1.3803 | 0.05630 | 142 | 103 | 24 | 15 |
602 | For the last time; five guys is not an address! | 1.3803 | 0.05450 | 142 | 101 | 28 | 13 |
603 | Well, yes, but when you said you guys were all really high, I thought. . . | 1.3802 | 0.04530 | 192 | 134 | 43 | 15 |
604 | Sorry, fellas - there's an extra delivery charge above 14th Street. | 1.3802 | 0.05780 | 121 | 85 | 26 | 10 |
605 | Last time I fall for a 300% tip in the online app. | 1.3801 | 0.04775 | 171 | 119 | 39 | 13 |
606 | 1st time i didnt make it in 30 min. NO. TIPPING. NECESSARY. | 1.3800 | 0.05065 | 150 | 104 | 35 | 11 |
607 | What do you mean I could have taken the elevator? | 1.3797 | 0.04676 | 187 | 132 | 39 | 16 |
608 | I’m just doing this job until I get my feet on the ground. | 1.3796 | 0.05296 | 137 | 95 | 32 | 10 |
609 | i'll be back with drinks | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
610 | Sorry I was late, I went to the wrong floor. | 1.3793 | 0.04997 | 145 | 99 | 37 | 9 |
611 | "I have an order for Bob on floor 56? | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
612 | I might be going out on a limb here, but this is for you, right?”. | 1.3791 | 0.04637 | 182 | 127 | 41 | 14 |
613 | Can I get a real tip this time? That "don't look down" joke was only funny the first time. | 1.3789 | 0.04822 | 161 | 111 | 39 | 11 |
614 | I'm sorry, I'm late. I thought I had the wrong address. | 1.3789 | 0.04902 | 161 | 112 | 37 | 12 |
615 | You fellas are brave for ordering the anchovies. | 1.3786 | 0.05116 | 140 | 96 | 35 | 9 |
616 | Sure, pass the camera over and I'll get a photo. | 1.3785 | 0.04795 | 177 | 125 | 37 | 15 |
617 | You sure you want us tip you? | 1.3784 | 0.05287 | 148 | 105 | 30 | 13 |
618 | Compliments of the photographer. | 1.3782 | 0.05330 | 156 | 113 | 27 | 16 |
619 | It could be worse - at least you didn’t order drinks! | 1.3782 | 0.05330 | 156 | 113 | 27 | 16 |
620 | Sorry I'm late -- I had to change elevators three times to get here. | 1.3778 | 0.05348 | 135 | 94 | 31 | 10 |
621 | ``Lose my number.'' | 1.3775 | 0.05125 | 151 | 106 | 33 | 12 |
622 | This is a little pie in the sky | 1.3772 | 0.04997 | 167 | 119 | 33 | 15 |
623 | Sorry I’m late, I went to the beam across the street on accident. | 1.3771 | 0.04967 | 175 | 126 | 32 | 17 |
624 | I don’t care if it’s been over thirty minutes. You’re paying. | 1.3770 | 0.04808 | 183 | 131 | 35 | 17 |
625 | I prefer this delivery to the sewer guys. | 1.3766 | 0.05299 | 154 | 111 | 28 | 15 |
626 | I've delivered pizza to a lot of high people but this is definitely a first. | 1.3764 | 0.04569 | 178 | 123 | 43 | 12 |
627 | I can't believe you're in our delivery area. | 1.3759 | 0.05708 | 133 | 96 | 24 | 13 |
628 | Next time bring a mask and you can sit inside with everyone else… | 1.3759 | 0.06000 | 133 | 99 | 18 | 16 |
629 | No, I’m sorry sir, it’s not free after 30 floors. | 1.3759 | 0.05607 | 133 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
630 | My boss said we can't guarantee five minute delivery anymore. | 1.3757 | 0.04584 | 181 | 126 | 42 | 13 |
631 | Don’t go anywhere, I’ll be right back with the napkins. | 1.3757 | 0.04574 | 189 | 133 | 41 | 15 |
632 | You said to hold the anchovies and now I’m afraid to let go. | 1.3750 | 0.05805 | 136 | 100 | 21 | 15 |
633 | It was at that moment that Bobby the pizza delivery boy realized he forgot the cheese and peppers. | 1.3750 | 0.04582 | 192 | 136 | 40 | 16 |
634 | I’ll be back with the cheese sticks. | 1.3743 | 0.04479 | 179 | 123 | 45 | 11 |
635 | « Found this on the side-walk, is it yours? » | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
636 | Sit tight, I'll grab the second one from the car. | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
637 | Sorry,the wind took your Parmesan packets. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
638 | Really hope you ordered it with the works. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
639 | Any ideas on how to recycle the box?" R.Weingast Manhattan, N.Y | 1.3741 | 0.05479 | 147 | 107 | 25 | 15 |
640 | Here's a tip... don't look down! | 1.3741 | 0.05801 | 139 | 103 | 20 | 16 |
641 | I know this sounds crazy, but I think we might be in a New Yorker cartoon | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
642 | Sorry, but the wind took your napkins toward midtown. | 1.3740 | 0.05932 | 123 | 89 | 22 | 12 |
643 | Sorry for the delay. The app said 43rd floor but didn’t list a beam number. | 1.3734 | 0.05038 | 158 | 112 | 33 | 13 |
644 | Really,no tipping necessary!! | 1.3734 | 0.04621 | 158 | 107 | 43 | 8 |
645 | When they said, "delivery to Five Guys," this isn't what I expected. | 1.3734 | 0.05196 | 158 | 114 | 29 | 15 |
646 | Sorry I forgot the plates. | 1.3734 | 0.04958 | 158 | 111 | 35 | 12 |
647 | Weren't there more of you yesterday? | 1.3733 | 0.05313 | 150 | 108 | 28 | 14 |
648 | Can't believe you made it in 30 minutes | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
649 | The sandwich guy is on his way up. | 1.3732 | 0.04958 | 142 | 97 | 37 | 8 |
650 | Doorman says that next time you guys need to come down to the lobby. | 1.3728 | 0.04804 | 169 | 119 | 37 | 13 |
651 | I’m gonna have to ask you guys to consider pick up next time. | 1.3728 | 0.04804 | 169 | 119 | 37 | 13 |
652 | That explains the shortage of pizza delivery drivers | 1.3725 | 0.05398 | 153 | 112 | 25 | 16 |
653 | Careful, this box is very hot. | 1.3724 | 0.05356 | 145 | 104 | 28 | 13 |
654 | Oh, and thank you for the memorial for my predecessor. | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
655 | Phew! I was so scared I wouldn’t make it in under 30 minutes! | 1.3721 | 0.04885 | 172 | 123 | 34 | 15 |
656 | No, really, please, no tipping! | 1.3718 | 0.05320 | 156 | 114 | 26 | 16 |
657 | You're gonna tip, right? | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
658 | Hey, not to be pushy, but don't you think I deserve a tip? | 1.3710 | 0.05664 | 124 | 88 | 26 | 10 |
659 | What happened to the other six? | 1.3710 | 0.05428 | 124 | 86 | 30 | 8 |
660 | The receipt? | 1.3707 | 0.06187 | 116 | 85 | 19 | 12 |
661 | I'll be back in a minute with your sodas | 1.3706 | 0.05407 | 143 | 103 | 27 | 13 |
662 | Our new motto: thirty stories or thirty minutes, or it's free. | 1.3706 | 0.05063 | 170 | 124 | 29 | 17 |
663 | We are so high, we thought pizza sounded so good. | 1.3704 | 0.05437 | 135 | 96 | 28 | 11 |
664 | What do you mean you don't have any money? | 1.3704 | 0.05230 | 135 | 94 | 32 | 9 |
665 | This definitely was not covered during the DoorDash orientation. | 1.3704 | 0.05637 | 135 | 98 | 24 | 13 |
666 | Well, when you ordered, you did say that you were 'high' and 'had the munchies,' but we thought... | 1.3699 | 0.04721 | 173 | 122 | 38 | 13 |
667 | Isn’t pizza the best when you’re high? | 1.3692 | 0.05793 | 130 | 95 | 22 | 13 |
668 | Can you break a hundred? | 1.3688 | 0.05551 | 141 | 103 | 24 | 14 |
669 | The guarantee is only good for 30 stories or less. | 1.3681 | 0.04842 | 163 | 115 | 36 | 12 |
670 | Not that kinda tip!!! | 1.3677 | 0.05260 | 155 | 113 | 27 | 15 |
671 | My car is double parked, what's the fastest way down? | 1.3676 | 0.05302 | 136 | 96 | 30 | 10 |
672 | We ordered extra pepperoni. | 1.3675 | 0.04780 | 166 | 117 | 37 | 12 |
673 | Here ya go, Mike. How come only 5 slices this time? | 1.3672 | 0.05960 | 128 | 95 | 19 | 14 |
674 | Just don't tip me." | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
675 | We mean it when we say in our ad, "we deliver anywhere." | 1.3667 | 0.05909 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 11 |
676 | This is my biggest drop off of the day. | 1.3662 | 0.05426 | 142 | 103 | 26 | 13 |
677 | Can I be in the picture?” | 1.3659 | 0.04818 | 164 | 116 | 36 | 12 |
678 | Who ordered the high rising crust? | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
679 | Starting tomorrow, we no longer guarantee thirty minutes or less. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
680 | The guy carrying your drinks didn't make it. | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
681 | When you said you were close to our store we didn’t realize it was straight up! | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
682 | Now that you're retired, wouldn't you prefer eating on a park bench? | 1.3650 | 0.05371 | 137 | 98 | 28 | 11 |
683 | My name is Terry Fied. After you've eaten, would you mind calling the number on your receipt for a brief survey about my service today? | 1.3647 | 0.04843 | 170 | 122 | 34 | 14 |
684 | Can I use your restroom? | 1.3645 | 0.06423 | 107 | 79 | 17 | 11 |
685 | We're fresh out of wings. | 1.3644 | 0.05855 | 118 | 85 | 23 | 10 |
686 | When I was hired I didn’t realize the seriousness of the slogan “we deliver anywhere” | 1.3643 | 0.05605 | 129 | 93 | 25 | 11 |
687 | I cant’t look down, but can someone tell me if the car with the pizza sign has been towed yet? | 1.3643 | 0.05605 | 129 | 93 | 25 | 11 |
688 | I’ve delivered to high customers, but never like this. | 1.3643 | 0.05605 | 129 | 93 | 25 | 11 |
689 | The delivery's $149.95 - but the pizza's free. | 1.3643 | 0.05572 | 140 | 103 | 23 | 14 |
690 | Breadsticks? Ok, sorry, I'll be right back. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 140 | 101 | 27 | 12 |
691 | Just don't fight over the last piece. | 1.3641 | 0.04380 | 184 | 128 | 45 | 11 |
692 | I found you because I'm the only driver with a DeLorean, but how did you call this in to the year 2022? | 1.3636 | 0.06422 | 110 | 82 | 16 | 12 |
693 | I never realized how the placement of pepperoni effects your balance. | 1.3636 | 0.05616 | 132 | 96 | 24 | 12 |
694 | I am not sure ‘free delivery within one mile’ includes altitude. | 1.3636 | 0.05016 | 143 | 100 | 34 | 9 |
695 | OK, guys, not funny, your tip is "don't look down"? | 1.3636 | 0.05031 | 154 | 110 | 32 | 12 |
696 | We do not appreciate your business. | 1.3636 | 0.05020 | 165 | 120 | 30 | 15 |
697 | My next customers are even higher. | 1.3636 | 0.05819 | 132 | 98 | 20 | 14 |
698 | "Be right back with your your drink order." | 1.3636 | 0.05574 | 143 | 106 | 22 | 15 |
699 | Normally, we don't deliver to this address. | 1.3636 | 0.05188 | 132 | 92 | 32 | 8 |
700 | Will this be altogether or separate bills? | 1.3632 | 0.04475 | 201 | 145 | 39 | 17 |
701 | Delivery from A Little Slice of Heaven Pizzeria. | 1.3631 | 0.05124 | 157 | 114 | 29 | 14 |
702 | No, I didn't bring napkins! | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
703 | No! I am not going back for extra cheese. | 1.3630 | 0.05223 | 146 | 105 | 29 | 12 |
704 | I beg of you, no tipping. | 1.3625 | 0.04649 | 160 | 111 | 40 | 9 |
705 | You guys give tipping a whole new meaning. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
706 | In his mind, Billy envisioned a tragic battle for the last slice. | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
707 | Sorry about that last one. This is gluten-free. | 1.3624 | 0.05235 | 149 | 108 | 28 | 13 |
708 | Okay,let me get this straight. This is the work you guys choose to do and two of you jamokes are afraid of a little gluten? | 1.3623 | 0.05437 | 138 | 100 | 26 | 12 |
709 | No more night deliveries guys | 1.3623 | 0.05533 | 138 | 101 | 24 | 13 |
710 | 30 minutes or less only applies to buildings with stairs. | 1.3623 | 0.05239 | 138 | 98 | 30 | 10 |
711 | I’ll bring the garlic bread separately if that’s ok. | 1.3621 | 0.06048 | 116 | 85 | 20 | 11 |
712 | On the house, since you waited 90 years. | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
713 | Joe was about to find out how delivering an unsliced pizza will impact his tip. | 1.3617 | 0.05629 | 141 | 105 | 21 | 15 |
714 | A heads-up that the elevator is broken would have been nice. | 1.3615 | 0.05675 | 130 | 95 | 23 | 12 |
715 | Please don’t photoshop me out of the picture | 1.3614 | 0.05138 | 166 | 123 | 26 | 17 |
716 | One Pie in the Sky special, extra cheese. | 1.3613 | 0.05004 | 155 | 111 | 32 | 12 |
717 | I would've left it at the door, but there wasn't one. | 1.3613 | 0.04834 | 155 | 109 | 36 | 10 |
718 | No tipping required. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
719 | Don't worry, it's a balanced diet. | 1.3611 | 0.06506 | 108 | 81 | 15 | 12 |
720 | This wasn’t what I expected when my boss told I’d go to high places | 1.3608 | 0.04936 | 158 | 113 | 33 | 12 |
721 | Your bread sticks and drinks are being delivered by crane. | 1.3605 | 0.05283 | 147 | 107 | 27 | 13 |
722 | You guys need a more balanced diet. | 1.3605 | 0.05370 | 147 | 108 | 25 | 14 |
723 | I'll be back with the sodas. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
724 | Hey, try not to drop the change this time, OK? | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
725 | That's not the pizza you smell. | 1.3603 | 0.05490 | 136 | 99 | 25 | 12 |
726 | Sorry, I can’t add this to your tab. Your balance is already way too high. | 1.3600 | 0.04737 | 175 | 126 | 35 | 14 |
727 | I think I have change in the car. | 1.3600 | 0.04806 | 175 | 127 | 33 | 15 |
728 | Careful, the pizza is hot. | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
729 | The Peter Parker guy just quit yesterday. | 1.3596 | 0.05861 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 9 |
730 | No problem. I’ll just run it over to Morty the welder on girder 37B to warm it up for you guys. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
731 | I tipped on the app. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
732 | Here's your pizza. The high wind blew the other four away... | 1.3590 | 0.05753 | 117 | 84 | 24 | 9 |
733 | I think you might be taking the concept of Free Delivery a bit too far. | 1.3588 | 0.04761 | 170 | 122 | 35 | 13 |
734 | I'll be right back with the breadsticks. | 1.3586 | 0.05421 | 145 | 107 | 24 | 14 |
735 | I trust you're familiar with our no-tip policy. | 1.3586 | 0.04959 | 145 | 102 | 34 | 9 |
736 | Gotta hurry: my crane is parked illegally. | 1.3585 | 0.06170 | 106 | 77 | 20 | 9 |
737 | The photographer wants to do a silly one. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
738 | There's only four slices so you'll have to fight over it! | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
739 | One well-balanced pizza pie, coming up! | 1.3582 | 0.05014 | 134 | 93 | 34 | 7 |
740 | Thanks, I hope it wasn't hard finding the address. | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
741 | Careful, it's oily. | 1.3577 | 0.05787 | 123 | 90 | 22 | 11 |
742 | They said you sounded high. | 1.3577 | 0.05671 | 123 | 89 | 24 | 10 |
743 | That’s so dangerous, you really shouldn’t be smoking. | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
744 | Sorry guys, the other two pizzas can be scraped off of Fulton Street. | 1.3576 | 0.05090 | 151 | 109 | 30 | 12 |
745 | I've never been this high delivering a pizza before. | 1.3571 | 0.05103 | 154 | 112 | 29 | 13 |
746 | We go 'above and beyond'...I'm sure that will be reflected in my tip. | 1.3566 | 0.05472 | 143 | 106 | 23 | 14 |
747 | Oh, it's a balanced meal alright. | 1.3566 | 0.05100 | 143 | 102 | 31 | 10 |
748 | Getting up here was the easy part! Cutting it five ways was what stumped me! | 1.3566 | 0.05195 | 143 | 103 | 29 | 11 |
749 | One double cheese with extra rivets. | 1.3566 | 0.05906 | 129 | 97 | 18 | 14 |
750 | I'm used to our customers being high but this is something else | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
751 | You know that if you pick it up yourself,we give you three dollars? | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
752 | You mind if I get my camera? I just had a great idea for a picture. | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
753 | Do you really need me to go back for plates and napkins? | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
754 | DO YOU HAVE ANY CHANGE? | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
755 | And it includes a delivery coupon from our competition…. | 1.3548 | 0.05861 | 124 | 92 | 20 | 12 |
756 | He ya go, 6 slices. | 1.3548 | 0.05633 | 124 | 90 | 24 | 10 |
757 | Mind if we don’t get up? | 1.3546 | 0.05339 | 141 | 103 | 26 | 12 |
758 | I'd appreciate it very much if you didn't tip me. | 1.3546 | 0.05243 | 141 | 102 | 28 | 11 |
759 | Our pizza's iconic, too." | 1.3545 | 0.06138 | 110 | 81 | 19 | 10 |
760 | Sorry, I couldn’t find parking. | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
761 | Be sure to give me a good review on Yelp | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
762 | Your drinks are all over the pavement below. | 1.3540 | 0.04938 | 161 | 117 | 31 | 13 |
763 | I got a large pepperoni and a small fear of heights | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
764 | No, actually mate, we were the hamburger order. | 1.3540 | 0.05093 | 161 | 119 | 27 | 15 |
765 | 773 is Two Doors Down. | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
766 | Which one of you said cheese'? | 1.3537 | 0.05090 | 147 | 106 | 30 | 11 |
767 | I left your drinks in the car, I’ll be right back. | 1.3534 | 0.06153 | 116 | 87 | 17 | 12 |
768 | I hate pizza fridays! | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
769 | My philosophy degree didn’t prepare me for this. | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
770 | I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I'm going to need at least a $5 tip | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
771 | Its from your union, and there’s a $25.00 co-pay. | 1.3526 | 0.05048 | 156 | 114 | 29 | 13 |
772 | Napkins? I'll be right back. | 1.3525 | 0.04774 | 139 | 96 | 37 | 6 |
773 | That will be $25 for the pizza and $50 for delivery. | 1.3522 | 0.04898 | 159 | 115 | 32 | 12 |
774 | Okay, who gets the pepperoni with vertigo? | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
775 | And I thought my job sucked. | 1.3520 | 0.05594 | 125 | 91 | 24 | 10 |
776 | Yeah, you have to check the box on the app if you want plates, utensils, and napkins. | 1.3519 | 0.04913 | 162 | 118 | 31 | 13 |
777 | Sorry it took so long. I was waiting for the elevator. | 1.3517 | 0.05135 | 145 | 105 | 29 | 11 |
778 | I was told there was a chance of a big tip - now I understand why they said to be careful about it | 1.3517 | 0.04748 | 145 | 101 | 37 | 7 |
779 | the pizza isn't free the elevator took 5 minutes | 1.3517 | 0.04748 | 145 | 101 | 37 | 7 |
780 | We bring pizza to new heights. | 1.3517 | 0.05318 | 145 | 107 | 25 | 13 |
781 | If you take an iconic photo or something, please tag us. | 1.3516 | 0.05500 | 128 | 93 | 25 | 10 |
782 | Sorry the guys on beam 3 must have ordered pepperoni, we asked for Hawaiian | 1.3516 | 0.05826 | 128 | 96 | 19 | 13 |
783 | Drones take over next week! | 1.3514 | 0.04970 | 148 | 106 | 32 | 10 |
784 | No worries, I'll go back and get this reheated . | 1.3514 | 0.06354 | 111 | 84 | 15 | 12 |
785 | Sorry it took so long the first delivery man lost his balance." | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
786 | Not so fast! No pizza until you pay our high and hazardous duty tip. | 1.3507 | 0.05531 | 134 | 99 | 23 | 12 |
787 | Watch out for the birds. | 1.3506 | 0.05174 | 154 | 114 | 26 | 14 |
788 | The dispatcher just told me the address and "Don't look down." | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
789 | 59th floor I presume? | 1.3500 | 0.05246 | 120 | 84 | 30 | 6 |
790 | Ah geeze, I forgot the napkins. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
791 | Thank you kind sir, but can you please put a mask on? | 1.3500 | 0.05031 | 160 | 118 | 28 | 14 |
792 | Sorry I’m late. I went to the beam next door. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
793 | You better be careful ! It’s Hot ! | 1.3495 | 0.04708 | 186 | 138 | 31 | 17 |
794 | Don't drop this one! | 1.3492 | 0.05079 | 126 | 88 | 32 | 6 |
795 | Did I bring napkins? Uh... you guys don't need napkins." | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
796 | Have you guys been up here since the 1930's? | 1.3488 | 0.05352 | 129 | 93 | 27 | 9 |
797 | The time they ordered that stripper to jump out of the cake was so much worse. | 1.3488 | 0.05352 | 129 | 93 | 27 | 9 |
798 | You should've ordered wings. | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
799 | one day in the future they’ll be able to photoshop the pizza guy out. | 1.3482 | 0.06044 | 112 | 83 | 19 | 10 |
800 | What other pizza? | 1.3478 | 0.05601 | 138 | 104 | 20 | 14 |
801 | Did you remember the vegan & gluten free options? | 1.3478 | 0.05082 | 161 | 120 | 26 | 15 |
802 | how much for the delivery charge ? | 1.3478 | 0.05799 | 115 | 84 | 22 | 9 |
803 | Either I get tipped or you do. | 1.3472 | 0.05245 | 144 | 106 | 26 | 12 |
804 | You may as well join us; we haven't built the elevator yet. | 1.3469 | 0.05076 | 147 | 107 | 29 | 11 |
805 | I thought you would order the wings | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
806 | Did you bring napkins. | 1.3468 | 0.05253 | 124 | 88 | 29 | 7 |
807 | I’m sorry. They cut it in four pieces. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
808 | Can I use your bathroom? | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
809 | The drone is out on strike | 1.3468 | 0.05731 | 124 | 92 | 21 | 11 |
810 | I thought you said pizza for…six? | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
811 | That'll be a nickel. | 1.3468 | 0.05253 | 124 | 88 | 29 | 7 |
812 | I’d like to extend you a lifetime discount on take-out. | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
813 | What we really need are the wings | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
814 | One pizza for five guys? That doesn't seem nearly enough. | 1.3465 | 0.05632 | 127 | 94 | 22 | 11 |
815 | I've reached the height of my career | 1.3465 | 0.05289 | 127 | 91 | 28 | 8 |
816 | Top level delivery is a balancing act! | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
817 | Hold this, I have to go back for your drinks! | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
818 | Please. Do. Not.Tip. Me.Over. | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
819 | No need to tip, guys! | 1.3455 | 0.05694 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 7 |
820 | Wow, when you guys said "upper" Manhattan, you weren't kidding! | 1.3451 | 0.05589 | 113 | 81 | 25 | 7 |
821 | Next time order from Domino’s | 1.3451 | 0.06129 | 113 | 85 | 17 | 11 |
822 | One slice only per person, otherwise it upsets the equilibrium | 1.3451 | 0.04901 | 142 | 101 | 33 | 8 |
823 | I never get the lady in the bath towel. | 1.3443 | 0.05793 | 122 | 91 | 20 | 11 |
824 | I'm the new guy. Rosie got a job as a riveter. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
825 | Hey, when do you guys think you'll be comfortable going back to indoor dining? | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
826 | I used to tell jokes on stage but wanted something safer. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
827 | We ordered 4 pizzas | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
828 | Sorry it took so long, I couldn’t find the elevator. | 1.3440 | 0.05914 | 125 | 95 | 17 | 13 |
829 | Just remember, once you get two stories higher, you'll be out of our delivery area. | 1.3438 | 0.05703 | 128 | 96 | 20 | 12 |
830 | I’ve cut it in four. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
831 | Sorry, traffic was terrible. Did one of you order a pizza in 1932? | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
832 | Dang, forgot the plates. I’ll be right back. | 1.3438 | 0.04525 | 160 | 113 | 39 | 8 |
833 | Where’s the guy who hates pineapple? | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
834 | Can't you pick the anchovies off? | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
835 | I prefer this to the six floor walk up I had last night, at least you guys have an elevator | 1.3431 | 0.04908 | 137 | 97 | 33 | 7 |
836 | Don’t you guys usually bring lunch pails? | 1.3429 | 0.06176 | 105 | 78 | 18 | 9 |
837 | I take tips - right now on how to get down safely. | 1.3429 | 0.06176 | 105 | 78 | 18 | 9 |
838 | Yeah, I know, the next one is free. | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
839 | Not a word about tipping, OK? | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
840 | That’ll be nine for the pizza and a hundred and fifty for the delivery. | 1.3427 | 0.05071 | 143 | 104 | 29 | 10 |
841 | No lunch bags today, gentlemen? | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
842 | Compliments of 'Pie in the Sky' Pizza. | 1.3425 | 0.05183 | 146 | 108 | 26 | 12 |
843 | Pizza does hit different when you're high. | 1.3423 | 0.05283 | 149 | 112 | 23 | 14 |
844 | Sorry I’m ninety years late. | 1.3421 | 0.05289 | 152 | 115 | 22 | 15 |
845 | I didn't know this is what you meant when you said you were high. | 1.3419 | 0.04881 | 155 | 113 | 31 | 11 |
846 | Really, you ordered the vegetarian pizza?' "Oh shit." | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
847 | No need for a tip, please! | 1.3415 | 0.05141 | 123 | 87 | 30 | 6 |
848 | If you could scoot to the side, we have a photo shoot to do. | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
849 | I found this delivery particularly riveting. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
850 | Ever think you might get cropped out of a photo? | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
851 | Made it in less than half an hour, but those last steps were a killer! | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
852 | My tip ? No tip necessary— this experience has helped me decide that law school is a fine option. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
853 | I'll be back with the drinks ASAP. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
854 | Gluten free, vegan, no salt, thin crust. Can I get you anything else? | 1.3411 | 0.05771 | 129 | 98 | 18 | 13 |
855 | I hope this is part of a balanced diet. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
856 | Sorry. I dropped the napkins. | 1.3407 | 0.04950 | 135 | 96 | 32 | 7 |
857 | Sure, a tip would be nice. | 1.3407 | 0.05378 | 135 | 100 | 24 | 11 |
858 | After 96 floors, it might no longer be oven-fresh." | 1.3406 | 0.04878 | 138 | 98 | 33 | 7 |
859 | Two secs please. I forgot the breadsticks in the car. | 1.3404 | 0.05116 | 141 | 103 | 28 | 10 |
860 | One pie in the sky? | 1.3404 | 0.04914 | 141 | 101 | 32 | 8 |
861 | NO! Thanks, but I don’t wanna tip. | 1.3403 | 0.05589 | 144 | 111 | 17 | 16 |
862 | Napkins? Ah . . . okay, I'll be right back. | 1.3403 | 0.04844 | 144 | 103 | 33 | 8 |
863 | We forgot to slice it. Is that OK? | 1.3400 | 0.05167 | 150 | 112 | 25 | 13 |
864 | I think that this is the height of my delivery career! | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
865 | Please hurry and take it, sir. I’m terrified of pizzas. | 1.3394 | 0.06281 | 109 | 83 | 15 | 11 |
866 | It's gluten free. | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
867 | Say cheese. | 1.3393 | 0.04839 | 112 | 76 | 34 | 2 |
868 | This really puts a strain on our ‘Under 30 Minutes or Free’ policy. | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
869 | Can any of you guys tell me whether pie in the sky is an idiom or a metaphor. | 1.3390 | 0.06044 | 118 | 90 | 16 | 12 |
870 | I'm afraid to ask for a tip. | 1.3388 | 0.05574 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
871 | I already wasn't looking down, that's not the type of tip I was after | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
872 | A treat from the girls on the beam above you... | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
873 | You know this is just a publicity stunt, right? | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
874 | Careful now...a pie from this height can kill down there | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
875 | The ratings for this pizza are sky-high, you know. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
876 | Fred 's coming back tomorrow | 1.3382 | 0.05029 | 136 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
877 | Hi guys! Next time, feel free to call our competitor if you want it delivered... | 1.3381 | 0.05360 | 139 | 104 | 23 | 12 |
878 | Sorry, but after this there will be no more free delivery. | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
879 | Sorry, guys... I forgot the napkins. | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
880 | Can you crop me out of the photo? I don’t want my ex-wife to know I’m delivering pizzas now…. | 1.3378 | 0.04847 | 148 | 107 | 32 | 9 |
881 | Oh this is nothing; yesterday I had to deliver to Escher. | 1.3368 | 0.07272 | 95 | 76 | 6 | 13 |
882 | We'll give you the old lunchboxes back when the photo shoot starts again | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
883 | Actually, as it turns out, we will not be needing that sixth slice. | 1.3365 | 0.06352 | 104 | 79 | 15 | 10 |
884 | Tip what you like but hazard pay is $100 apiece | 1.3364 | 0.05957 | 110 | 82 | 19 | 9 |
885 | Feel free to pass the tip down. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
886 | You’re going to need to take the pizza in your left hand and pass me the coupon with your right. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
887 | This is the one time I don’t want a tip | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
888 | I shouldn't say this, but Papa John's tastes twice as good as ours. | 1.3359 | 0.05686 | 128 | 97 | 19 | 12 |
889 | HR was fresh out of raises, so enjoy this pizza party instead! | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
890 | Sorry, your drinks are all over 5th Avenue down there. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
891 | Sorry no napkins, it's a bit greasy so be careful. | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
892 | Where's the second one? | 1.3358 | 0.05291 | 134 | 99 | 25 | 10 |
893 | Oops, forgot the napkins. Be right back. | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
894 | Just take it", and I'm not interested in any kind of tip. ' | 1.3358 | 0.05411 | 137 | 103 | 22 | 12 |
895 | Don’t tip | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
896 | Well, at least it’s a better lunch room than we had at Amazon. | 1.3358 | 0.05411 | 137 | 103 | 22 | 12 |
897 | You didn’t order pepperoni? | 1.3357 | 0.04926 | 140 | 101 | 31 | 8 |
898 | I’ll be right back with some plates | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
899 | I double-parked about four blocks down. | 1.3333 | 0.06070 | 117 | 90 | 15 | 12 |
900 | PLEEEASE keep in mind that the $200.00 delivery charge does NOT include a tip. | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
901 | Up here there's no tipping. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
902 | Any last wishes?" "To have a pizza | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
903 | Do you validate parking? | 1.3333 | 0.06894 | 93 | 72 | 11 | 10 |
904 | Do we LOOK like Chicago? | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
905 | I'm telling my boss we've go to change our promise WE DELIVER ANYWHERE. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
906 | There’s an extra $1.00 delivery charge | 1.3333 | 0.06152 | 105 | 79 | 17 | 9 |
907 | Can someone please beam me down? | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
908 | Not to complain, but the third floor walk-up left a bigger tip. | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
909 | We'll let the 30 minute guarantee slide this time. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
910 | Now I understand why the last delivery person quit | 1.3333 | 0.05849 | 123 | 94 | 17 | 12 |
911 | Next time, I'm using a drone. | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
912 | Nice try, fellas, but I'm not falling for the old 'Want a tip?' gag. | 1.3333 | 0.05822 | 117 | 88 | 19 | 10 |
913 | Hope you guys brought your own napkins! | 1.3333 | 0.04712 | 129 | 90 | 35 | 4 |
914 | That'll be $19.32, please. | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
915 | Are you sure you don't need any forks or knives? | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
916 | Six slices, just like you ordered. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
917 | Thirty minutes or less my ass | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
918 | Sorry I’m late, we just unionized. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
919 | Who here ordered an anachronism? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
920 | Now, before I give you this, do you guys have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior? | 1.3333 | 0.06062 | 114 | 87 | 16 | 11 |
921 | That’ll be 10,000 Bitcoins, please. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
922 | Who ordered the slice of Americana? | 1.3333 | 0.05574 | 141 | 109 | 17 | 15 |
923 | You can pick up the other 4 at street level | 1.3311 | 0.04637 | 148 | 106 | 35 | 7 |
924 | The app just said "upstairs." | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
925 | A balanced meal it ain't. | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
926 | Will it affect my tip if I crap my pants? | 1.3309 | 0.05224 | 136 | 101 | 25 | 10 |
927 | Compliments of OSHA! | 1.3308 | 0.05281 | 130 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
928 | There's a slight upcharge on the delivery. | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
929 | I forgot to slice it - will that be a problem? | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
930 | Please, just don't say the word "tip." | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
931 | Did anyone order wings? | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
932 | Uh-huh, so you all dropped your wallets and can't tip me, right... | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
933 | Sorry, I think your dippin' sticks landed on the roof of a cab turning onto 17th street. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
934 | Next time you can just leave it at the door. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
935 | The only tips I want are tips on how to get down now. | 1.3306 | 0.05694 | 124 | 94 | 19 | 11 |
936 | I’ll be back in a minute or so with the calzone. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
937 | Can I be in the photograph? | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
938 | If it's not hot, I not taking the fall for it. | 1.3305 | 0.05779 | 118 | 89 | 19 | 10 |
939 | Compliments of Sal's Mortuary. | 1.3304 | 0.05888 | 115 | 87 | 18 | 10 |
940 | Careful, careful... it's hot! | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
941 | Sorry I'm late, no one knew how to cut an odd number of slices | 1.3303 | 0.06121 | 109 | 83 | 16 | 10 |
942 | Just getting high and ordering pizza, huh? | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
943 | I'm going to be in the picture though, right? | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
944 | No charge. Any pizza more than a half century late is on the house. | 1.3299 | 0.06341 | 97 | 73 | 16 | 8 |
945 | It's cut into six pieces. You guys figure it out. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
946 | You all seem to always cash in on the "more than 30 minutes and it's free" deal. | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
947 | 30 minutes or free is void as of today | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
948 | Actually, I don't want to be tipped. | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
949 | I know we said we deliver any time, but I didn't expect 1939" | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
950 | Just so you know, 30 minutes or less or it’s free, does not apply here! | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
951 | That was more than 30 minutes, so it's free right? | 1.3282 | 0.05573 | 131 | 100 | 19 | 12 |
952 | Here you go. Have to go back to the car to get your change. | 1.3282 | 0.05358 | 131 | 98 | 23 | 10 |
953 | Probably should have cut more than four slices. | 1.3282 | 0.05358 | 131 | 98 | 23 | 10 |
954 | When you guys said that you were high, I was expecting something else. | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
955 | You remembered to bring the mozzarella sticks, right? | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
956 | Sorry I’m late, apparently you’ve been waiting since 1935 | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
957 | Tips are greatly appreciated, especially for how to get back down. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
958 | You take cards, right? | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
959 | Well, like we say, free delivery within six blocks, | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
960 | You guys know a faster way down? | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
961 | You think you have it rough? Try getting across town in 30 minutes or less in this traffic! | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
962 | Remember, at Pinnacle Pizza, we go to great heights to serve you. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
963 | Sorry I’m late, I went to the wrong building. | 1.3276 | 0.05844 | 116 | 88 | 18 | 10 |
964 | When you give me the tip, you understand that means money, don’t you? | 1.3274 | 0.05821 | 113 | 85 | 19 | 9 |
965 | Thanks,but you forgot our 2 liter of soda. | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
966 | Thirty-one minutes. If it's any consolation, it is a new record. | 1.3274 | 0.05821 | 113 | 85 | 19 | 9 |
967 | This wasn’t what I pictured when you said you were high. | 1.3273 | 0.06209 | 110 | 85 | 14 | 11 |
968 | Careful, the box is hot.” Jordan Weltman, Santa Ana, C | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
969 | I would prefer not to be tipped. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
970 | The coupons inside are for pick-up only. | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
971 | Sorry it took so long, Peter Parker no longer works with us | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
972 | I forgot the wings. | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
973 | I really hope you leave a good tip! | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
974 | What took so long? That's another story. Actually, thirty stories. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
975 | Just Venmo me. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
976 | Really, just now? But at least you get his slices. | 1.3256 | 0.05521 | 129 | 98 | 20 | 11 |
977 | Thank you for choosing Pie in the Sky | 1.3254 | 0.05615 | 126 | 96 | 19 | 11 |
978 | May I ask how you placed this order? | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
979 | Wait, I’ll be right back. I forgot the napkins. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
980 | No tip, please. | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
981 | Alright, who got da gluten-free cauliflower crust wit extra cashew mozzarella, seitan pepperoni and herbaceous vegan ranch drizzle? | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
982 | Sorry it took 90 years- supply chain issues! | 1.3243 | 0.06160 | 111 | 86 | 14 | 11 |
983 | Nobody's going to believe me when I tell them I delivered a pineapple and anchovy. | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
984 | I know you ordered this in 1938, but midtown traffic was awful. | 1.3241 | 0.06286 | 108 | 84 | 13 | 11 |
985 | Eat at your own risk….. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
986 | Give me a sec, I think I brought you a Chicago Style | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
987 | Yous all want separate checks?! | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
988 | The kitchen cut it into four quarters. Hope that doesn’t cause you any problems. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
989 | It’ll make for a more relatable dorm room poster. | 1.3238 | 0.06274 | 105 | 81 | 14 | 10 |
990 | To be fair, the first guy we sent got here in under 30 minutes. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
991 | Sorry about the 90 year wait, guys. It's on the house! | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
992 | You guys eat out often? | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
993 | Sorry — the other two boxes fell on someone fifty stories below us. Also your drinks. | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
994 | Ya . It's free . Next time order from someone else . | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
995 | No, I don't have a camera. | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
996 | Here you go fellas, nothing like a relaxing lunch overlooking our fair city. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
997 | When you call in next time,say you don’t want Joe. | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
998 | I don't want to start something, but this is the 79th floor, not the 78th. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
999 | Would you mind if they took a photo with me in it? Otherwise, my wife won’t believe me. | 1.3226 | 0.05674 | 124 | 95 | 18 | 11 |
1000 | It's been 31 minutes. | 1.3221 | 0.04787 | 149 | 110 | 30 | 9 |
1001 | Cold pizza anyone ! | 1.3220 | 0.05230 | 118 | 86 | 26 | 6 |
1002 | Please, no tip. I'm trying my best not to. | 1.3220 | 0.05230 | 118 | 86 | 26 | 6 |
1003 | No, the hardest part was was finding 1932. | 1.3218 | 0.07031 | 87 | 68 | 10 | 9 |
1004 | Twenty minutes to the building site, eight minutes up the elevator and twenty-three harrowing minutes from the elevator to this perch; so yes, technically your pizza is free. | 1.3218 | 0.06838 | 87 | 67 | 12 | 8 |
1005 | My manager hinted this would be “my” pie in the sky delivery… | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1006 | Be very careful, guys. It's still pretty hot. | 1.3214 | 0.05196 | 140 | 106 | 23 | 11 |
1007 | I had one heck of a time parking. | 1.3212 | 0.05276 | 137 | 104 | 22 | 11 |
1008 | Half pepperoni, extra dramamine? | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1009 | I'll be back with the drinks. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1010 | Were they kidding, or not, when they said this pizza was to be dropped off | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1011 | Sorry pal, wrong building. That’s for the taller building next door. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1012 | It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorOhnooooooooooooooo… | 1.3211 | 0.05194 | 109 | 78 | 27 | 4 |
1013 | We’ll be adding some provisos to the 30 minutes or less guarantee | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
1014 | Now you know why we tipped you that extra 50 cents. | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1015 | Fyi ... the guys working the 34th floor made fun of your hats. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1016 | What do you mean you ordered two pizzas? | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1017 | But how does the end guy get to the bathroom? | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
1018 | Uh, sorry, that’s Jerry’s on the end. | 1.3203 | 0.05134 | 153 | 118 | 21 | 14 |
1019 | Here's your pizza. I'm afraid we didn't have the wings you ordered. | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
1020 | I'd recommend a safer choice, like pepperoni. | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1021 | Forgot the napkins in the car, I'll be right back" | 1.3200 | 0.05518 | 125 | 95 | 20 | 10 |
1022 | I’d rather not think about tipping right now. | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1023 | Thanks for risking your lives and doing this dangerous job. I know you asked for fair working wages and a union, but your boss ordered pizza to thank you instead.” | 1.3193 | 0.06078 | 119 | 94 | 12 | 13 |
1024 | Where’s your mask? | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1025 | I’ll be right back with the drinks. | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
1026 | I thought I'd be impressed with the balancing act, but I'll be more impressed to see how you split the pie. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1027 | Sorry I'm late but the first delivery guy is now a sidewalk. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1028 | You ordered wings too? | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1029 | Don't you guys need a more balanced diet? | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
1030 | There is an extra charge for vertical delivery. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1031 | Oops, my mistake, this one goes to the 29th floor. | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1032 | You forgot the napkins… | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1033 | Oops! I forgot the Parmesan and the basil! I'll be right back! | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1034 | I’ve delivered to high people before, but this takes the cake! | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
1035 | I just figured out why you guys always wear dark pants. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1036 | Hang on a sec. This would make a great selfie. | 1.3178 | 0.06171 | 107 | 83 | 14 | 10 |
1037 | Who had the half sausage-half life insurance? | 1.3178 | 0.06027 | 107 | 82 | 16 | 9 |
1038 | Well, when we ordered, they said thirty minutes or it's free. | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1039 | I wish I was on terra firma! The more firma, the less terra! | 1.3175 | 0.05480 | 126 | 96 | 20 | 10 |
1040 | I’m feeling a little anachronistic. | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
1041 | Sorry. 30 minutes doesn't apply to this location. | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
1042 | Well, I can see why Uber Eats isn't profitable yet. | 1.3171 | 0.05575 | 123 | 94 | 19 | 10 |
1043 | Just take it - I don't wanna tip. | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
1044 | When tipping, keep in mind that if your vertical distance were included, this address would be outside our delivery area. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1045 | Chicago-style, right? | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
1046 | First one was cold so this one is free | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
1047 | Grated Parmesan and Pepper flakes? Ummmm, so sorry! They're in the Van. I'll be right back. | 1.3163 | 0.06255 | 98 | 75 | 15 | 8 |
1048 | I don't know why but business has been falling off dramatically. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1049 | I’m begging you not to tip. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
1050 | Don’t worry, it’s thin crust. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1051 | Could we get some napkins, too? | 1.3162 | 0.05903 | 117 | 91 | 15 | 11 |
1052 | I'll be back with the bread sticks. | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
1053 | Of course,this is a New York pizza! | 1.3162 | 0.05291 | 136 | 104 | 21 | 11 |
1054 | Could you make it pizza Wednesday? That’s my day off! | 1.3162 | 0.05187 | 136 | 103 | 23 | 10 |
1055 | It's only cut into four slices. | 1.3158 | 0.05616 | 114 | 86 | 20 | 8 |
1056 | This one is free if you promise not to order delivery next time. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1057 | The delivery app has a place for special instructions. You fellas should feel free to use it next time. | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
1058 | Be careful guys, it's hot. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1059 | Is this I-Beam 7? | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1060 | I really need to rethink my work-life balance. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1061 | Miss Bourke White sent this up for you, and says "Thanks." | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1062 | Please! Don’t fight over the last piece! | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
1063 | Guys, ever heard of a lunch box? | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1064 | Dominos | 1.3158 | 0.05886 | 114 | 88 | 16 | 10 |
1065 | Reminds me of my gap year in Paris | 1.3158 | 0.05886 | 114 | 88 | 16 | 10 |
1066 | Anybody see Harold Lloyd around here? | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1067 | This pizza better not be cold. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1068 | It was a long climb. I hope you have a place to heat it up. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1069 | What's up, guys? | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
1070 | Sorry it took ninety years to get your lunch order to you! | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
1071 | Really? You want napkins? | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1072 | Hi guys. This is my first and last delivery to a classic photo. | 1.3148 | 0.05978 | 108 | 83 | 16 | 9 |
1073 | Next time order from somebody else, please! | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1074 | Uh, no, I can't make change for a fifty. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1075 | You’re sure it’s gluten free this time? | 1.3145 | 0.05535 | 124 | 95 | 19 | 10 |
1076 | Oh wait - you ordered pepperoni? This cheese pizza must be for the guys sitting on the beam on the next floor up. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1077 | Are you sure it's safe here without wearing a mask? | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1078 | Just a sec. I’ve got to go back and get the napkins. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
1079 | The parmesan fell. | 1.3140 | 0.05633 | 121 | 93 | 18 | 10 |
1080 | I’ll come back soon with the other ones | 1.3139 | 0.05049 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
1081 | For some reason I can’t let go. | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
1082 | Sorry, that delivery took 31 minutes. The pizza is free! | 1.3136 | 0.05607 | 118 | 90 | 19 | 9 |
1083 | ‘Thirty minutes or less’ only applies to thirty stories or less. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1084 | It's on the house, but don't call again. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1085 | That's Amore! | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1086 | By the way, I think your doorbell's broken. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1087 | The last delivery guy wanted to get a selfie for his Instagram and... | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1088 | In loving memory of the 49 Pizza Hut delivery men and women lost to skyscrapers in the 1930s | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1089 | Now boys, don't all jump at once! | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
1090 | WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS???!!!??? | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
1091 | ...And who's got the artesian truffle, mushroom and arugula on whole wheat crust? | 1.3130 | 0.05841 | 115 | 89 | 16 | 10 |
1092 | It's OK, boys, I'd rather you didn't tip. | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
1093 | I thought I specified contactless delivery. | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
1094 | Unfortunately, I am the drone. | 1.3125 | 0.04981 | 96 | 67 | 28 | 1 |
1095 | Let's forget the tip! | 1.3125 | 0.05953 | 112 | 87 | 15 | 10 |
1096 | Who ordered the pepperoni? | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1097 | There'll be a modest delivery charge, I'm afraid... | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
1098 | Almost made delivery on time--but here's another freebie, guys." | 1.3125 | 0.05817 | 112 | 86 | 17 | 9 |
1099 | I drove past this place six times." | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1100 | The instructions said to deliver to the bar. | 1.3125 | 0.05518 | 128 | 99 | 18 | 11 |
1101 | You may want to pop it in the microwave. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1102 | The receipt’s in the Hudson. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1103 | So sorry! You guys look like you've been waiting for decades. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1104 | My mistake, I'll be right back with those sodas. | 1.3115 | 0.04668 | 122 | 87 | 32 | 3 |
1105 | Will a couple of you come to grab the drinks? | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
1106 | Can you split the bill five ways? Thanks. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1107 | Calling this the 45th “floor” might be a bit of a stretch. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1108 | After all this trouble, I expected a better tip than "Don't look down." | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
1109 | Sorry, your Twisty Bread is currently plummeting toward 42nd Street. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1110 | company policy says its free if longer than 30 minutes, its been 4 hours | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1111 | This isn’t what I pictured when they said people order pizza when they’re high | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1112 | Who ordered 4 slices? | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1113 | It’s free after 30 stories. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1114 | Thanks. But the tip and fatal accident charge were already added to the bill. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1115 | Well, this gives new meaning to "Order Up!" | 1.3109 | 0.05937 | 119 | 94 | 13 | 12 |
1116 | I thought builders sat on skyscraper beams only in movies about New York. What an unexpected stereotype to be true! | 1.3109 | 0.05692 | 119 | 92 | 17 | 10 |
1117 | I'll need to go back to my car for change. | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
1118 | I can’t split the bill five ways, sorry | 1.3107 | 0.06175 | 103 | 80 | 14 | 9 |
1119 | Thanks. Oh, and can you bring us some grated parmesan? | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1120 | Sorry it took so long, I got lost. So what's not the fastest way down? | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1121 | OK, I'll take it back. But next time ENUNCIATE. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1122 | What..no napkins?? | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1123 | Please recycle the carton! | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1124 | I didn't have THIS in mind when you asked me to deliver to a high-rise. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1125 | I'll be back tomorrow with the other one. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1126 | In return for the work crew helping him overcome his fear of heights, Vito helped them overcome their fear of eating dairy and gluten. | 1.3095 | 0.05686 | 126 | 99 | 15 | 12 |
1127 | I'm not bringing you another if you drop it | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1128 | Tip? Do you have change for a 1? | 1.3092 | 0.04499 | 152 | 112 | 33 | 7 |
1129 | Thanks bro. Now please get the soda. | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1130 | We had to raise prices in anticipation of the upcoming gentrification of the neighborhood | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1131 | Since it took longer than 30 minutes it’s free - right? | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1132 | This pizza doesn't come with wings. | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
1133 | You the iron workers who ordered pie in the sky | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
1134 | Sit tight, I'll be right back with the drinks. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1135 | I would tip but then I’d fall | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1136 | Would it kill you to tip? | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1137 | No, I can't give you a refund for the slice you no longer need... | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1138 | Most of my customers are high. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1139 | Of course it‘s cold, I’ve just delivered five pepperonis to both towers of the Brooklyn Bridge! | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1140 | Good thing we have DoorDash! | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1141 | My Zelle number is on the inside of the lid if you want to tip me. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1142 | So that's your tip, "don't look down"? | 1.3077 | 0.05753 | 117 | 91 | 16 | 10 |
1143 | Employment figures on the rise | 1.3077 | 0.05968 | 104 | 80 | 16 | 8 |
1144 | Alright! We have 1 and 3/5 slices with pepperoni, 1 and 3/5 slices mushroom and onion, 1 and 3/5 slices with sausage and green olives, 1 and 3/5 slices black olives and 1 and 3/5 slices with just cheese. Napkins are in the box. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1145 | Fine, the pizza's cold so it's free. Can I at least get a tip for climbing up here? | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1146 | You know, it's called DOOR dash for a reason. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1147 | This isn’t our order. We ordered the veggie pesto delight with vegan cauliflower crust. | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1148 | Who will be taking care of the balance? | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1149 | Sorry, I'm late...my GPS wouldn't stop laughing. | 1.3068 | 0.06734 | 88 | 69 | 11 | 8 |
1150 | Hey, mind if I take a selfie with you guys? | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1151 | Sorry it took more than thirty minutes. | 1.3063 | 0.06110 | 111 | 88 | 12 | 11 |
1152 | Sorry, wrong century… | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1153 | Be right back with your drinks. | 1.3060 | 0.05425 | 134 | 105 | 17 | 12 |
1154 | Sorry. Had a little trouble with the sodas. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1155 | Now that I am here, do you have a toilet facility— or shouldn’t I ask? | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1156 | Take it back, we ordered thin crust GF, with lightly salted, sautéed Brussels sprouts. | 1.3058 | 0.05609 | 121 | 94 | 17 | 10 |
1157 | Stay there. I’ll be right back with the drinks. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1158 | No worries, I needed the exercise. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1159 | Cripes! I left the 3 liter of Mountain Dew in my car. Be right back. | 1.3053 | 0.05407 | 131 | 102 | 18 | 11 |
1160 | The delivery fee for this will be sky high. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1161 | Oops, I forgot the bread sticks. Be right back. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1162 | What are the odds you guys built the bathrooms first? | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
1163 | Keep in mind I'm only doing this again because of the tip I got last time. | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
1164 | I'll be right back with the calzones. | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
1165 | ‘Yooz wanna tip? Don’t look down!’ | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
1166 | Ya know, the deli around the corner is running great specials now! | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
1167 | Sorry about the change in order: we only deliver thin crust above the 30th floor. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
1168 | This will tide you over until the photographer comes. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1169 | What do you mean, there's no tip? | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1170 | Dive in, fellas. | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
1171 | You gotta be kidding - napkins? | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1172 | Have you thought about bringing your lunch? | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
1173 | Thanks, I do appreciate the offer to have the 6th piece, but I gotta fly. | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
1174 | Well, I got to your BUILDING in 30 minutes or less. | 1.3039 | 0.06198 | 102 | 80 | 13 | 9 |
1175 | You forgot the sodas. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1176 | Hey, could I use your bathroom? | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1177 | Careful...this thing weighs a ton. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1178 | Here's your pizza. Now how do I get down? | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1179 | If one of you knocks the next ones down, it must be Dominoes!!! | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1180 | What do you mean this is not the Empire State Building? | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1181 | If you need parmesan cheese, I left some with the guys on that beam about twenty floors down. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1182 | We've got high turnover. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1183 | We also just unionized. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1184 | And to think mom said my pie in the sky career goals were not realistic.... | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1185 | Can’t believe I’m dating this but please don’t tip me. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1186 | I was told to not drop this off | 1.3028 | 0.05902 | 109 | 85 | 15 | 9 |
1187 | Alright boys, enjoy your Chicago style pizza. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1188 | That’s it guys! No more home delivery for you. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1189 | You forgot the beers? | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1190 | Be careful! The slices are hot! | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1191 | 'Now that the other guy fell, there will be an extra piece' | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
1192 | Don't be afraid, I'm vaccinated! | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1193 | I don’t think this qualifies for free delivery service | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1194 | there is a $100 dollar delivery tip for anything above 10 floors | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
1195 | I'll be back with the diet coke. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1196 | This is the last time I'm delivering to a 'walk-up' building | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1197 | That's 18 bucks for the pizza and 250 for delivery | 1.3019 | 0.06020 | 106 | 83 | 14 | 9 |
1198 | Actually, I find traffic more stressful. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1199 | So this is what they mean by 'pie in the sky.' | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
1200 | Sorry to keep you hanging. My GPS was confused. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1201 | What happened to the other three? | 1.3017 | 0.05640 | 116 | 90 | 17 | 9 |
1202 | I'm 47 years old and forced to deliver pizzas to pay off medical debt. Hold this, I'm gonna jump. | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
1203 | I think the one-mile delivery radius should be horizontal | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1204 | Shoot! My wallet’s in the truck. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1205 | Anchovies? You guys are brave. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1206 | Sorry its late, I couldn't find the elevator. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1207 | Skip the tips. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1208 | I'll just run back to my car for your change | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
1209 | I see why all the orders included Crazy Bread. | 1.3000 | 0.05626 | 120 | 94 | 16 | 10 |
1210 | Work-life balance | 1.3000 | 0.06133 | 110 | 88 | 11 | 11 |
1211 | They did mention that with this job I would climb to new heights. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1212 | Sorry, we ordered pepperoni. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1213 | No, the on-time guarantee is only good for 30 floors or less. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1214 | I'm coming with two more boxes, just hang tight. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1215 | Outdoors only, they said. Your safety comes first, they said. | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1216 | The good news is that the pizza is on special - only $1. The bad news is that delivery is $50. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1217 | Our blimp was out of service today,still hot though. | 1.3000 | 0.05996 | 110 | 87 | 13 | 10 |
1218 | I forgot your breadsticks in my car. I'll be right back! | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1219 | We also ordered some crushed red pepper. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1220 | Sorry, I forgot my mask in the car. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1221 | Sorry I took so long, I fell on my way up. | 1.2994 | 0.04649 | 157 | 120 | 27 | 10 |
1222 | Careful,the toppings are lopsided. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1223 | If you need anything else, I'll be up here forever. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1224 | Is it too late to order garlic knots? | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1225 | No the “under 30 minute rule “ does not apply | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1226 | That'll be $9.99 plus Tip | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1227 | Normally I'd ask for a tip, but I don't want to tempt fate. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1228 | Next time, get another stuntman to deliver your pizza! | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1229 | You do know there are only four slices, right? | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1230 | Okay, I get it, no one has cash. Can I at least be in the photo? | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1231 | Sorry I’m late. The 32nd floor wasn’t marked. | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1232 | Please just take it. | 1.2982 | 0.05563 | 114 | 88 | 18 | 8 |
1233 | Did you guys order the pepperoni? | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1234 | Wait…you said, “No anchovies”? | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1235 | Careful there, we wouldn’t want this to be The Last Supper. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1236 | I know I’m late, but trust me, this is not free. | 1.2981 | 0.06092 | 104 | 82 | 13 | 9 |
1237 | I only agreed to deliver because I heard you guys were good tippers! | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1238 | If you're wondering where are the anchovies, they got spooked on the way up and bailed. | 1.2975 | 0.05585 | 121 | 95 | 16 | 10 |
1239 | Zamn. I didn't know pizza existed in the 1920s. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1240 | Oh Wait! This one is supposed to be for the first floor. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
1241 | Most our customers are high.” | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
1242 | This is the guy who fell last week. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1243 | Next time order Chinese takeout, okay? | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1244 | I might be back with your drinks. | 1.2970 | 0.06060 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
1245 | Please don’t make me go back for the napkins. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1246 | They said on the phone that you could split the bill. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1247 | It sure makes a change from crime-ridden neighborhoods. | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1248 | I’m used to delivering pizza to people who are high, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1249 | Is this the 12th floor? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1250 | I had to eat the others to make it up the stairs. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1251 | It's a little cold. I climbed the wrong building. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1252 | ''Your tip? Don't look down!" | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1253 | I forgot the "crazy bread," though it does seem redundant. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1254 | But we only cut it into 4 slice’s | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1255 | Cutting it into four slices was probably a poor decision. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1256 | Trust me,I am their manager. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1257 | The boys normally leave the extra slices for the pigeons. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1258 | Uberhights.com | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1259 | I know it's past 30 minutes, but c'mon, give me a break. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1260 | Order up! | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1261 | Sorry guys. Archie’s the only one who Venmoed me. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1262 | Thanks! Now how bout a Beam and coke to wash it down? | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1263 | These delivery drones are getting so life-like. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1264 | What do you mean my tip is "Don't look down! | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1265 | You're right, with inflation everything's sky high now. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1266 | Huh. It's sliced into quarters. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1267 | 'Yes !We have a safe distancing policy.' | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1268 | Don't forget the surcharge for the out-of-range delivery. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1269 | Don't forget to recycle the box. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1270 | We deliver, anywhere | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1271 | They told me this job would take me to new heights, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1272 | Enjoy. | 1.2947 | 0.06502 | 95 | 76 | 10 | 9 |
1273 | I thought your policy is 30 floors or more and it’s free | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1274 | Skyscraper Pies: We Deliver in 30 Stories or Less | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1275 | The gluten free vegan pizza you ordered. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1276 | Be right back with your paper plates, napkins, forks, knives, cups, straws and jug of wine. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1277 | Pass it down | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1278 | Sorry for being late, I was wrongly sent to the floor above. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1279 | I do apologize,I vomited my mask off on the 16th story | 1.2941 | 0.06865 | 85 | 68 | 9 | 8 |
1280 | Sorry, we ordered a large. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1281 | Sorry, I forgot napkins. | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1282 | Wow you guys really took COVID seriously. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1283 | Sorry for the wait. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1284 | So it so free because it was more than 20 minutes,right? | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1285 | I’m bringing them up, one at a time. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1286 | Our manager says to remind customers to please dispose of the box appropriately. And thank you for prepaying with your phone. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1287 | You wouldn’t be so scared if you had magnets in your pants | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1288 | I know we advertise 'Free Delivery' but next time we will have to charge for delivery. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1289 | Do you want a slice? This was going to feed six of us but Henry fell a minute ago. | 1.2931 | 0.05613 | 116 | 91 | 16 | 9 |
1290 | Sorry for the delay. The elevator was out of order. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1291 | Rest In Pieces | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1292 | Wait, didn't you order for six? | 1.2929 | 0.06300 | 99 | 79 | 11 | 9 |
1293 | Sorry fellas, it took me over 30 mins just to get over my fear of heights. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1294 | Easy now, it's hot. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1295 | No napkins - too windy. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1296 | First, how do I know you're Wallenda? | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1297 | That's one down, four to go. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1298 | ...so long story short I left your drinks in my car. Are you guys good without 'em or...? | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1299 | Sorry, I need to go down for your Coke. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1300 | it’s for the fellow down on the other end | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1301 | No tip, really NO tip. Please! | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1302 | What breadsticks? | 1.2913 | 0.06113 | 103 | 82 | 12 | 9 |
1303 | You wanted red pepper flakes? I can go back--! | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1304 | Can you change a fifty? | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1305 | #EssentialWorkers | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1306 | My bosses at GrubHub suggest that you try Uber Eats for future deliveries. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1307 | Man, the parking here sucks ! | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1308 | Hey, whatever happened to lunch buckets? | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1309 | The crew always got the munchies when they were this high. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1310 | Thanks, but next time use Grubhub or Door Dash instead of Uber Eats. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1311 | Sorry it took so long. The elevator is out of order. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1312 | You forgot to cut it. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1313 | Sorry. It took me forever to find the place. | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1314 | I'll be back with your drinks in a New York minute. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
1315 | No, ours is the thin crust margarita. The meat-lovers goes to the guys on girder 2ab. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
1316 | This was an order for six. What happened to the sixth guy? | 1.2903 | 0.06411 | 93 | 74 | 11 | 8 |
1317 | Sorry guys, I forgot the dataphone. Do you have the exact amount of cash to pay? | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1318 | Actually, my tips are better on FloorDash. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1319 | What do you mean the guy at the end of the line has the tip?! | 1.2901 | 0.05252 | 131 | 103 | 18 | 10 |
1320 | Don’t look down” is not the kind of tip that I was expecting | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1321 | Really? Paper plates and napkins, too? | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1322 | I’m sorry but it a hawk grabbed the cheesy breadsticks on the 67th. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1323 | Sorry, I got stuck behind a Beamer on the way here. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1324 | At least you guys have health insurance. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1325 | You should have asked for plastic forks and knifes when you ordered! | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1326 | I prefer that you not tip me. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1327 | You guys still want that sixth soda? | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1328 | Sorry, I forgot your drinks | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1329 | That’s right. It’s a half hour late so it’s free. | 1.2895 | 0.05672 | 114 | 90 | 15 | 9 |
1330 | Maybe just pick the anchovies off, then. | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
1331 | I swear to God there's a picture of you guys back at the parlor. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1332 | We'll have to draw straws for the two extra slices. | 1.2892 | 0.06755 | 83 | 66 | 10 | 7 |
1333 | Thanks! Tommy's got your money. He's on the other end. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1334 | But try to avoid the Domino effect. | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1335 | Every time you guys get high... | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1336 | Who ordered pie in the sky with pepperoni? | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1337 | This is the second most dangerous place I’ve ever delivered | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1338 | Sorry. Nobody here ordered any pizza. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1339 | The other four pizzas are being delivered by our new drone. It’s got a four pizza weight limit. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1340 | Okay, take one and pass it down. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1341 | Prices have gone sky high. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1342 | Boy you union guys got it made | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1343 | So, you guys in a band or something? | 1.2887 | 0.06211 | 97 | 77 | 12 | 8 |
1344 | Sorry, it’s only sliced in four. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1345 | Wait! I’ll be right back. I forgot your ranch dressing. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1346 | Hope you all are right handed. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1347 | The heights I’ll go to too pay off my student loan! | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1348 | But we ordered burgers … | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1349 | Thanks for the outdoor dining option. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
1350 | Buying lunch again? Seems risky. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
1351 | But this is the last time. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1352 | Thank you for patronizing Pie in the Sky Pizza. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1353 | You owe me for an additional delivery surcharge. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1354 | I have to be honest, this isn't what my customers usually mean when they say they're "really high". | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
1355 | No more anchovy pizza,got it? Anchovies make you very thirsty,and out here,very thirsty is a very big problem. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1356 | I'm so sorry, it's cut into six pieces. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1357 | Here you go guys. Hey, weren’t there six of you here yesterday? | 1.2872 | 0.06350 | 94 | 75 | 11 | 8 |
1358 | - “Sorry, cash only” | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1359 | Better eat fast! A giant ape's coming way. | 1.2871 | 0.06026 | 101 | 80 | 13 | 8 |
1360 | Whaddya mean ya didn’ order the pepperoni? Ya said ‘pepperoni.’ “ Erica Weingast, New York Cit | 1.2871 | 0.06188 | 101 | 81 | 11 | 9 |
1361 | You know there is a contact free delivery option.. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1362 | Sorry for the wait. I’m deathly afraid of metal beams. | 1.2871 | 0.06346 | 101 | 82 | 9 | 10 |
1363 | Did you just say "Where's the drinks?" | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1364 | What do you mean im in the way of a photo? | 1.2870 | 0.05742 | 108 | 85 | 15 | 8 |
1365 | Please fellas,no tips. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1366 | Let me know when you get that lobby finished.... | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1367 | What ever you do, please don't tip me! | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1368 | Just fucking take it! | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
1369 | Never thought we'd use time travel to grow our pizza business into the 1930's. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1370 | I hope one of you guys has a pizza cutter!! | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1371 | Don't tell me you left your wallet downstairs. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1372 | I didn’t know you ordered carry-up pizza? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1373 | Maybe my folks were right about that English degree. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1374 | Compliments of Mr. Trump. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1375 | The guy on the bottom floor said you have the balance. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1376 | Pizza - $12. Delivery charge - $1200. Watching delivery guy wet his pants - priceless. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1377 | Looks like I forgot your Garlic Twisties. I'll be right back. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1378 | I’ll take a picture to confirm the order. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1379 | This is a temporary job until the market recovers | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1380 | Sorry it took a bit to find the address, seeing what floor you're on. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1381 | Show me the way down and you can forget the tip. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1382 | By the way, 69th floor steel beam is not an address... | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1383 | We start drone deliveries tomorrow. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1384 | Oh no. I forgot your breadsticks in the car | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1385 | I included a free gift card for McDonald's. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1386 | Of course it's hot! | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1387 | Next time, ask for the drone delivery | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1388 | I'm a little late, lunchtime traffic was brutal. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1389 | I’m gonna skip the promotional“That’s Amore” dance, if you don’t mind. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1390 | That was a tall order! | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1391 | No, no problem, like last week there was this huge monkey... | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1392 | I’m sorry, I forgot the garlic bread, but also, screw you guys. | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
1393 | Delivery for Wallenda? | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1394 | Do you mind if I take your photo? My boss is never gonna believe this. | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
1395 | I don't have workers compensation, do you? | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1396 | Don’t tell me. They forgot the anchovies! | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1397 | You ordered the High Five Combo? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1398 | If I fall please at least leave a good review for us on yelp and tell my boss I wanted a raise | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1399 | You guys ever gonna finish building this thing? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1400 | Do you accept bitcoin? | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1401 | I love eating pizza while high. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1402 | So, uh... You bring any napkins? | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1403 | Yes, it's still warm. | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
1404 | Authentic Brooklyn style pizza | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1405 | How good is this pizza? Skyscrapin’ good. | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
1406 | Tipping culture reaches new heights. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1407 | I hope it's okay that I parked there. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1408 | Pizza’s free if you just give me the photo rights. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1409 | I hope my tip is over and above what I usually get. | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
1410 | I guess you really do have to be high to enjoy pineapple on pizza | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1411 | C'mon, fellas! I've a wife and four kids. I can't keep doing this. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1412 | No! No tipping me at all! | 1.2828 | 0.04771 | 99 | 72 | 26 | 1 |
1413 | Sorry,the delivery drone is afraid of heights. | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1414 | Uhhhhh, delivery for Mike? | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1415 | Good thing DoorDash doesn’t require a door! | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1416 | Yes, a tip would be appreciated, assuming we're talking about money. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1417 | Next time order as a group. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1418 | You didn't order this, but I can't find the guy who did. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1419 | I'd really appreciate a 5-star rating! | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1420 | Two? You ordered two pizzas? | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1421 | whatever you do DON'T DROP IT!!!!! | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1422 | I really should have brought all five pizzas up at the same time... | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
1423 | How bad did you want that dipping sauce? | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1424 | You can have them free for a month if you include the box in the picture. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1425 | Thanks but, we’re the 5 guys who ordered burgers & fries! | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1426 | You deserve a big tip; how about 10 cents? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1427 | And I thought my job was bad. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1428 | Now I just need to pop back to the car to grab your salad. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1429 | I don't remember you asking for plates. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1430 | Nice hats. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1431 | Nice and easy, piece by piece. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1432 | Don't bother tipping me. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1433 | There's a $500 ladder climbing fee. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1434 | There's an elevator?" | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1435 | We won't tip . . .you over. Ha ha. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1436 | No knife-and-forkers up here, right? | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1437 | No, really. No tipping please. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1438 | I hope it's still hot" Bob Greene bob@contourventures.com 917.696.682 | 1.2810 | 0.05407 | 121 | 96 | 16 | 9 |
1439 | Definitely, no need to tip! | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
1440 | Who needs minimum wage when you can risk your life for a $1.59 tip? | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1441 | No more $10 tips in pennies please! | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
1442 | When I signed up to work for Uber Eats they failed to mention this part of the job. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1443 | I’m sorry, but the ‘30 minutes or it’s free’ policy does not apply for incomplete buildings over 50 stories. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1444 | Sorry for the delay. The elevator is out. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1445 | Our policy states that we give priority to people who are isolating | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1446 | Jimmy fell off, so someone gets an extra slice. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1447 | That took over 30 minutes so this pizza is free | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1448 | You've set the pizza delivery bar pretty high. | 1.2805 | 0.06782 | 82 | 66 | 9 | 7 |
1449 | I knew I should have gone to college! | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1450 | You might have said it was a walk-up. | 1.2804 | 0.05908 | 107 | 86 | 12 | 9 |
1451 | 'That will be an extra $50 for the delivery' | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1452 | Next time I’ll let Uber Eats deliver this pizza! | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1453 | After this, I'm just going on bicycle deliveries! | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1454 | Just give me a minute and I’ll go back for the other four. Individually. Then the sodas. How many napkins? After that, I’ll punch your loyalty card. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1455 | You guys really ought to be thinking about unionizing! | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1456 | Next time,call Subway! | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1457 | Let’s not tip | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1458 | What do you mean, “other way to pay me”? | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1459 | This one comes with a parachute" | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
1460 | Wait -- we say NO pepperoni! | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
1461 | So, this is how I die. | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
1462 | One thing concerns me here.. Why are you all dressed like you’re from the 1930’s? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1463 | You'll have to grate your own Parmesan | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1464 | I’m sure you’ve all heard that pizza delivery is one of the most dangerous jobs! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1465 | I thought there were eleven of you. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1466 | Sorry we actually ordered a gluten free crust | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1467 | These aren't the five super high guys I imagined. | 1.2787 | 0.05492 | 122 | 98 | 14 | 10 |
1468 | Sorry, this is the 14th floor. You want the next beam up. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1469 | Sorry 'bout the 30-minute promise. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1470 | My boss says if I come back alive he's enrolling me in our corporate high-flyer program. | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1471 | Soda? | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
1472 | Be right back. I forgot the salad. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1473 | Wasn't there with a bottle of whiskey to go with this pizza? | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1474 | The calories will just fall off. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1475 | I'll be right back with your tiramisu. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1476 | I also had a soufflé , but it fell. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1477 | It looks like you all have found a good work-life balance. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1478 | All Stan could think of was that only three of them were going to get a second slice. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1479 | Only 1 pizza? 5 guys - 8 slices, really? | 1.2773 | 0.05588 | 119 | 96 | 13 | 10 |
1480 | It's a very strict policy: No tipping. | 1.2773 | 0.05588 | 119 | 96 | 13 | 10 |
1481 | I am absolutely, positively, almost sure there is no pineapple on it. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1482 | One large anachronistic with pepperoni. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1483 | Be careful, the mozzarella is hot. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1484 | Oops! Be right back. I forgot the napkins. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1485 | I thought the tip was included. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1486 | There's a prize in one of the slices. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1487 | This is gluten-free,right? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1488 | When they said to deliver it to the 13th floor, I kinda thought there'd be a building! | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1489 | Later that day “Pizza Boy” Pete applied for early retirement.. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1490 | Sorry it’s cold, our drone’s down. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1491 | Please tell me you're Matt | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1492 | Change?! | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1493 | I know you ordered this in 1932, but I got lost. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1494 | The guy with your drinks is parachuting in." | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1495 | Here’s your tip…Don’t Fall! | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1496 | Sorry there is no tipping up here. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1497 | One Meat Lover's Pizza--careful it could kill 'ya. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1498 | Here's the 'pie in the sky' daily special. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1499 | Thanks! And here's Monopoly money with a Bible verse on it! | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1500 | Could you guys spread out? I’m afraid of widths. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1501 | Next time dine-in only! | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1502 | So I guess you haven't gotten around to installing an elevator, huh? | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1503 | There were six of you here when I took the order. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1504 | Thanks, guys for posing for the ad-there is plenty more down below. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1505 | I don't care. I still consider it "low-skill labor." | 1.2759 | 0.05089 | 87 | 64 | 22 | 1 |
1506 | I’m behind schedule. What’s the quickest way down? | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
1507 | Don’t forget a 5 star rating. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1508 | Take a bite and pass it on … | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1509 | I'm looking for Emily in accounting. | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1510 | Forget the tip. Just hold me 'til I stop shaking. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1511 | Sure, he’s their top delivery guy. But there’s only one way go from here. | 1.2754 | 0.05119 | 138 | 111 | 16 | 11 |
1512 | Join us. There are 6 pieces. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1513 | That’s twenty dollars and I don’t want you to tip me. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1514 | One Acrophobia Special with Beta Blocker. | 1.2750 | 0.06884 | 80 | 65 | 8 | 7 |
1515 | What do you mean my money’s on the other beam? | 1.2750 | 0.06884 | 80 | 65 | 8 | 7 |
1516 | Mike is about to find out how delivering an unsliced pizza will affect his tip. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1517 | Pie in the sky anyone? | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1518 | And thus, the Leaning Tower of Pizza was born. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1519 | It's what I call a balanced meal. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1520 | Free delivery. No tipping. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1521 | This is just a one time thing right guys? | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1522 | When they said “sky’s the limit” on my new pizza-by-the-slice delivery service, I didn’t quite think through the downsides. | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1523 | Thanks for supporting my failing business, fellas. I was suicidal until you called. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1524 | Oh my God, who said anything about a tip? | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1525 | Sorry, King Kong took the salad. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
1526 | One pizza for 6! Uh... | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
1527 | Two more floors and you’d have been past our 30 minute delivery zone | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1528 | I hand you the pizza box,you hand over a minimum 20% tip. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1529 | That'll be $10 for the pizza and we generally get $100 for the tip. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1530 | "The pizza is on the house and don't you dare tip me." | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1531 | Step over us -- your tip's at the end. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1532 | We have an automatic $1,ooo tip policy for any delivery over 20 feet off the ground.. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1533 | HOT HOT HOT! | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1534 | Sorry, it's quartered. How to make it for five? | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1535 | The difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one is in the delivery. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1536 | …I forgot the ranch. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1537 | Now, that's what I call a slice of heaven. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1538 | Thanks you for using upper-eats! | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1539 | Nah, not ours. We ordered pepperoni. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1540 | Next time let’s meet at the front door | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
1541 | A pigeon stole your side of bread sticks, sorry." | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1542 | Don’t tell me you forgot the wings.” | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1543 | Pie in the sky, extra cheese? | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1544 | I'd eat this before anyone takes a photo of you. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1545 | I'll be back with the wings, in 20 to 30 stories | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1546 | Thin crust - right ? | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
1547 | It will help you have a well balanced diet. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1548 | So, your telling me that this is supposed to go to Rock F. Center, not Rockefeller Center? | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1549 | That will be $23.95 for the pizza and 1 gazillion for the service fee. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1550 | I know we guarantee delivery under 30 minutes or the food is free but…do you think you could cut me some slack here? | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1551 | Now, beam me down, Scottie. | 1.2718 | 0.06045 | 103 | 84 | 10 | 9 |
1552 | I am from the future, so this may be cold. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1553 | Be careful not to tip. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
1554 | Let me guess, you’re the new guy. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1555 | Watch that first step on your way out. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1556 | I hope you find your black olive / mushroom pizza . . . riveting. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1557 | Sorry I’m late, went to the other under-construction-skyscraper by mistake | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1558 | This is the last time I deliver pizzas to the 1940’s. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1559 | If you fellas don't mind,I'd prefer not to be tipped. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1560 | Hey , don't worry about the tip! | 1.2712 | 0.05471 | 118 | 95 | 14 | 9 |
1561 | Eat fast, this girder isn't attached to anything. | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
1562 | Pie in the Sky Pizzeria - bringing taste to new heights! | 1.2710 | 0.05722 | 107 | 86 | 13 | 8 |
1563 | The drinks, of course! I knew something was missing. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1564 | You ordered a LARGE? Let me check my phone... | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1565 | If you guys don’t mind, I’m gonna stick around to see how you’ll split these eight slices evenly.” 😏 | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1566 | The drone pilot said he had vertigo. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1567 | The extra pineapples request makes sense now. You guys are really high. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1568 | Who’s springing for this? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1569 | Sorry, this one's for the guys out there. Move over. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1570 | We cut it in fifths, as you asked. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1571 | Please don't mention the word "Tip" | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1572 | Why don't you guys have lunch boxes like you're supposed to? | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1573 | You got a harness or something maybe, I don’t get any hazard pay. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1574 | So you say you wanted it cut into six slices? | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1575 | That’s 15 bucks for the pie, 5 thou delivery charge. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1576 | Careful you don't drop the pizza! | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1577 | I think you forgot our garlic knots. | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
1578 | Don't mention it; essential workers got to stick together. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1579 | Oh shoot, you guys also ordered wings. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1580 | Sorry. I spent an hour looking for the service elevator. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1581 | What you mean you didn't order pepperoni! | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1582 | Junk food'll kill ya. | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1583 | The middle guy holds the empty box, we snap the publicity pic, and it’s back to work. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1584 | We specifically requested no olives... | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1585 | Next time there will be an additional delivery surcharge. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1586 | Sure hope I get hazard pay for this! | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1587 | No tipping is greatly appreciated.” | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1588 | who ordered the mile high pepperoni topping? | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1589 | Hi ya-fellas. The guys on 49 asked if you could drop a slice. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1590 | sorry for the delay, the drone is in the shop. | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
1591 | And for drinks? | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1592 | Don't order Domino's. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1593 | Have you guys sanitised your hands? Can't be too careful. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1594 | Now this is what I call a well-balanced diet. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1595 | The only tip I'm going to ask for is one on how to get back down. | 1.2692 | 0.06990 | 78 | 64 | 7 | 7 |
1596 | No,we ordered sausage. Guy you want is working on the Chrysler Building,42nd and Lex,70th floor. | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1597 | You’re late, but we’ll let it slide. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
1598 | I’m telling’ ya, ya can’t help but fall for this pizza! | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1599 | This is my highest calling! | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1600 | Wow you guys really do go above and beyond! | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1601 | Thanks, but I don't want a tip. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1602 | Congratulations on your “pie in the sky” jobs | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1603 | I'm being very careful. I'm bringing them up one at the time. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1604 | I'm clearly in the wrong line of work. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1605 | Sorry I'm late. I had trouble finding the place. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1606 | 'One man's interactive art is another man's cold pizza.' | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1607 | No rat will be able to get to it here! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1608 | You guys gotta be crazy – pineapple! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1609 | Did someone order some high end pizza? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1610 | You didn't say the last 500 feet were straight up | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1611 | Did you find the place ok? | 1.2680 | 0.04752 | 97 | 72 | 24 | 1 |
1612 | Perfect timing! We were just discussing the applicability of OSHA standards to independent contractors. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1613 | Man, I just really want to go to college | 1.2680 | 0.05956 | 97 | 78 | 12 | 7 |
1614 | 15% tip sounds good to me, right fellas? | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1615 | We didn’t order it with pineapple. Maybe it was the next girder. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1616 | I don’t care how big the tip is, CALL DOMINO’S NEXT TIME!!! | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1617 | Safety first: don't forget to wash your hands. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1618 | This is the last time I accept a delivery to the High Line. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1619 | I’m sorry but I accidentally left your wings in my car | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1620 | Here you go. Say, fellas, you mind if I hop over to that girder and take a snapshot? The light's really good. | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
1621 | It may be cold. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1622 | Don't forget to rate the delivery in the app, it helps me out a lot! | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1623 | Delivery prices are higher in Manhattan. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1624 | Try not to fight over the last piece. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1625 | so where's the beer? | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1626 | Five slices were geometrically impossible. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1627 | This is the last time I deliver pizza to a bar! | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1628 | No tip?????? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1629 | Sorry, I only cut it into four pieces | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1630 | That'll be eight bucks. And please, pretty please, next time order KFC... | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
1631 | It hit some guy in the eye over on third street. Luckily he was a big Dean Martin fan and just laughed it off. | 1.2667 | 0.06477 | 90 | 74 | 8 | 8 |
1632 | Thank goodness. That photographer sure took his time. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1633 | Turkmenistan, inside Fort Know, atop Mount Everest, and now here. Are you guys just effing with me or what? | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1634 | Two more steps, and we will have a leaning tower with pizza. | 1.2661 | 0.05777 | 109 | 89 | 11 | 9 |
1635 | Would you consider giving me some slack with the 30 minute delivery guarantee? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1636 | Are you the party that asked Siri for the nearest Take-Up Service? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1637 | Pizza for six. Wait! what! | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1638 | We never order a pizza . | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1639 | Missed the 15 minutes window. It's on the house! | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1640 | Seriously? There was an elevator? | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
1641 | Delivery for Mr. I Beam? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1642 | Weird how he always finds us inside thirty minutes, no free pizza boys! | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1643 | Thank goodness for delivery. Tony dropped the sangweech. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1644 | Please try not to drop it this time, guys. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1645 | where are the cokes ? | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1646 | Sorry,I thought this was the 33rd floor. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1647 | Next time please order pick-up | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
1648 | I am sorry it took so long, the crane operator was on his lunch break | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
1649 | We figured the price increase was hazard pay. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1650 | I must admit i feel even more precarious here. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1651 | The drone was eaten by a hawk. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1652 | Sorry I didn't buzz. Someone let me up. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1653 | Drinks are on me. I spilled them on my way up. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1654 | I see why you asked for "extra high rise"! | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1655 | Gentlemen, the “five birds on a wire” special! | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1656 | If you build it, they do come! | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1657 | The others insist that, if you keep ordering extra garlic and anchovies, you eat out here. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1658 | Could I just meet you at the door next time? | 1.2651 | 0.06658 | 83 | 68 | 8 | 7 |
1659 | If you had put in the elevator first, the pizza would still be warm. | 1.2651 | 0.06658 | 83 | 68 | 8 | 7 |
1660 | You need change?! I need a change of underwear. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1661 | The weirdest thing about this is the pineapple to be honest." | 1.2651 | 0.06658 | 83 | 68 | 8 | 7 |
1662 | Where's the photographer? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1663 | Careful now. Don't drop anything. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1664 | The boss says "this the last free pizza. even if it is more than 15 minutes" | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1665 | This is why 30 minutes or less is such a bad idea. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1666 | What, the other guys couldn't wait for the photographer? | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
1667 | Do you guys have a bathroom I can borrow? | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
1668 | Wait a minute! You're not getting this until I see you guys do YMCA. | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
1669 | Pizza Delivery Guy, historically America's greatest hero | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1670 | Here's your free pizza. This 30 minute guarantee is killing me. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1671 | We cut it into six slices, just like you asked...oh. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1672 | Our new goal is customer outreach. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1673 | These "immersive experiences" are starting to freak me out. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1674 | Here is your take and bake pizza. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1675 | Will you be needing plates and utensils? | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
1676 | You guys really should install an elevator. | 1.2642 | 0.05735 | 106 | 86 | 12 | 8 |
1677 | I was told I'd have to work my way up from the bottom. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1678 | I’m new to the app | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1679 | Did someone order a Skyscraper Special, hold the OSHA? | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
1680 | Is tip included? | 1.2639 | 0.07130 | 72 | 59 | 7 | 6 |
1681 | Did you hold the anchovies? | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
1682 | You can split Ernie, Chuck, and Jimmy's slices. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1683 | Your sodas just became breaking news. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1684 | We go to great heights to deliver on time | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
1685 | Can I join you? I was shot at three times just coming over here. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1686 | Sorry for the delay. My Uberchopper broke down. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1687 | This isn't what I thought they meant when they said they had great work-life balance | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1688 | My first day at "PIE IN THE SKY PIZZA, WE DELIVER"? Yeah. My last day too. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1689 | Oops forgot napkins, brb! | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1690 | this is not the 94th floor? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1691 | I really don't want a tip. | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
1692 | Hold on the other one is in the car. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1693 | Friendly reminder that a delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1694 | Careful with the tip. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1695 | Of course, now it's obvious this photo is staged. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1696 | In the future please order Chinese. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1697 | I forgot the garlic knots. Be back in 3 hours. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1698 | Please rate me 5 stars on door dash. | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
1699 | Sorry, our mistake. I'll be back in thirty minutes with a five-slice. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1700 | Pizza is better when you are high. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1701 | I know the ad said we're having a special on "toppers", but I was thinking sausage or pepperoni! | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1702 | Sorry I'm late. You don't need to tip me. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1703 | You mean didn't order vegetarian? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1704 | You're sure this is the table for five? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1705 | Okaaay... anything else... or just the napkins? | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1706 | We also have a pickup service. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1707 | Thanks but don’t slip me anything. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1708 | This is a thin crust... at street level. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1709 | How long before I can take an elevator down? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1710 | You don't want to know what happened to your lunch pails that fell. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1711 | 'The domino effect had reached new heights.' | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1712 | Take care the cheese and toppings don't slide off.... | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1713 | Guys, here's your pizza. Now I have to figure out why I'm the last person who hasn't experienced the Great Resignation. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1714 | Hope you like cold pizza; the elevator’s busted | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1715 | Guys, it's really not fair ordering to an address that doesn't exist yet. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1716 | No fighting for the last slice. Remember the guy who did? | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1717 | On pizza, no wings. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1718 | Let it go Dad. I need to find my own way in life. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1719 | …and the garlic knots? | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1720 | Be careful, the pizza is still very hot. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1721 | I only take cards. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1722 | Had I known it was you guys, I would have tossed in a bag of free garlic knots. | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1723 | You forgot the dipping sauce | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1724 | In lieu of a raise, please enjoy this pizza party on us! | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1725 | I know you said pepperoni, but this is all I got fellas! | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1726 | What happened to the other three guys? | 1.2609 | 0.06157 | 92 | 75 | 10 | 7 |
1727 | This is the last pizza you're getting. We lost four good men trying to get up here. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1728 | It's not late. By the looks of things, it's several months ahead of schedule. | 1.2609 | 0.07344 | 69 | 57 | 6 | 6 |
1729 | Who gets the slice without pepperoni? | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
1730 | That's OK. The tip's included. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1731 | Half hour or it | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1732 | It’s only free if it’s 30 floors or less. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1733 | Hot and Steady | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1734 | Sorry, be right back with the garlic knots | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1735 | That's one large pizza, hold the vertigo. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1736 | Sorry it's cold. Air's thin up here. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1737 | You guaranty it's hot, right? | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1738 | Oops, I left the breadsticks in the dirigible. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1739 | Careful, don't drop it. | 1.2604 | 0.06150 | 96 | 79 | 9 | 8 |
1740 | This is my tipping point.” | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1741 | Any of you know if I have to tip the elevator operator on the way down? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1742 | Have you considered forming a union? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1743 | The drone that will take your picture is still being charged, so boss sent this up. | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
1744 | ... I told you guys they'd delievery it! | 1.2603 | 0.07041 | 73 | 60 | 7 | 6 |
1745 | Next time, please hold on to your lunchboxes... | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1746 | Please, consider a tip. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1747 | you could’ve left it at the door, but this is fine | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1748 | You'd be surprised how many people who order pizza are high. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1749 | Pizza only, I tossed the salad | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1750 | Please don't say the word "tip" | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1751 | We're so high right now we won't even mention you said 30 minutes or less... | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1752 | No need to tip. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1753 | Not 'til Sammy ditches the cigarette. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1754 | Thanks. . . Do you take Visa? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1755 | So, you're absolutely sure you didn't want a side of wings? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1756 | That’ll be $200 | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1757 | They take 30 minute or less delivery really serious. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1758 | Have you considered contactless delivery? | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1759 | Where's the soda? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1760 | Take one and pass it down Oops! I mean pass it along | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1761 | Anchovies? Really? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1762 | Sorry I’m late. Your call dropped. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1763 | How can you not fall for the crispy crust? | 1.2589 | 0.05343 | 112 | 90 | 15 | 7 |
1764 | Napkins? Sure, I'll be right back. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1765 | You'll have to take this back - we asked for extra cheese. | 1.2588 | 0.06515 | 85 | 70 | 8 | 7 |
1766 | Welcome to the pizza tasting tour. You may notice some slight adjustments we have made due to Covid-19 restrictions. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1767 | I’m gonna guess none of us knows any Venture Capitalists? | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1768 | Sorry about that. This time, no anchovies. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1769 | I'll be back with your change. | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
1770 | I'm really taking a chance with this delivery: I'm double parked down there! | 1.2584 | 0.06297 | 89 | 73 | 9 | 7 |
1771 | The dipping sauce is in the car. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1772 | The pizza is free since I couldn’t get here in 50 minutes or less! | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1773 | Sure gives new meaning to eating pizza while high. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1774 | I forgot the salad. Be right back. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1775 | That’s right, our prices have recently dropped. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1776 | Which one of you is Ben Dover? | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1777 | Sorry it so long, I had a hard time finding parking. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1778 | Do you still object to the delivery fee, Alan? | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1779 | Thanks for the tip. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1780 | What do you mean, you changed your minds? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1781 | Joe’s Pizza: “Neither snow nor heat nor 42 story sky-rises will keep us from delivering fresh, hot pizza.” | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1782 | This time I urge you not to tip. | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
1783 | Happy this isn't a leaning tower for pizza! | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1784 | I can’t believe I forgot the soft drinks. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1785 | Wallenda's Deli delivery service | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1786 | Oh, wait. This is for the guy on floor 90. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1787 | Now I know morale has been low and some of you have been asking for raises, so....tada! Friday lunch pizza party - management really cares about you | 1.2569 | 0.04402 | 109 | 82 | 26 | 1 |
1788 | I forgot the bread sticks...I'll be right back. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
1789 | Only four slices in here, fellows | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1790 | No pushin' and shovin' like last time, boys. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1791 | No you definitely did not say extra cheese | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
1792 | They told us we’d have to go above and beyond for a tip, but this feels extreme. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1793 | I only have four slices. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1794 | Here ya go — I guess you can split that sixth piece now... | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
1795 | That'll be $8 and a life insurance policy. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1796 | Did you bring any serviettes? | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
1797 | I'd prefer if you didn't tip. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1798 | I'm shaking because I have to take the subway back, since I got car jacked on the way here. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1799 | Thanks for the tip. I won't invest in cryptos. | 1.2561 | 0.06449 | 82 | 67 | 9 | 6 |
1800 | We cut it into six like you ordered. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1801 | I dont get paid enough | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1802 | Careful about the crumbs. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1803 | Geez, Louise!! We ordered a large! | 1.2561 | 0.06678 | 82 | 68 | 7 | 7 |
1804 | We also ordered breadsticks | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1805 | Sorry this isn't "pipping hot"--I had to take the stairs. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1806 | No Tipping" is your slogan, not mine | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1807 | You guys ever hear of lunchboxes? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1808 | Have you guys considered packing your own lunches? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1809 | OK if I forgot the napkins? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1810 | No, I don't have change for a hundred. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1811 | We lobbied for safer work conditions, but management only agreed to a pizza party | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1812 | Now did you say it's a left or a right to get out of here? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1813 | Go ahead and start without me. I forgot the napkins. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1814 | Here you go fellas. Now where's the exit? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1815 | Poppa Giovanny's here, you waiting by the Heaven's door, eh? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1816 | Extra thin crust , right? | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1817 | You wanna take our photo after? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1818 | Sorry, man, wrong skyscraper. We ordered KFC. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1819 | I brought your wings. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1820 | See, I told you guys, they'd never leave us hanging! | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1821 | So from now on our policy is ‘30 floors or less’ | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1822 | I've heard people crave pizza when they're high. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1823 | Sorry — we couldn't divide it by five... | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1824 | My fear is starting to deep pan. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1825 | It's a 'thank you' pie from a 'Howard Roark...' | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
1826 | Start eating, don't wait for the others | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1827 | This is gluten free, vegan, dairy free, non-GMO, organic, natural and free of preservatives, right? | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1828 | Pledging a fraternity and getting a part time job seemed like a good idea at the time. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1829 | They always give skimp on the pepperoni knowing you won't be back. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1830 | The box is recyclable. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1831 | Oh, wait, I forgot the placemats. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1832 | Tips on getting down are fine | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1833 | Talk about pie in the sky... | 1.2544 | 0.05404 | 114 | 93 | 13 | 8 |
1834 | yeah, I know, We could have had your order Droned, but at 'Psycho Pizza,' that was just, too easy. | 1.2544 | 0.05404 | 114 | 93 | 13 | 8 |
1835 | don't bother 𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨.. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1836 | Careful. Those vultures circling around the 23rd story love pepperoni. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1837 | Sorry, we only accept cash | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1838 | Will that be cash or black and white photo? | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
1839 | Whaddya MEAN, ‘Is it a Union pie??’ | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1840 | Mother told me to stay in school. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
1841 | I told you - NO olives! | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1842 | Well look at that, it still took me 33 minutes today, so you're right it's free again | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
1843 | It’s the high rise crust. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
1844 | That’ll be 0.00052 Bitcoin. | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
1845 | Don't worry! That aroma isn't coming from the pizza. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1846 | I keep my promises....you guys do a good job up here and I'm giving you a free pizza...what could be better!! | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
1847 | Your sodas? They're Breaking News. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
1848 | The gluten-free is $5 extra. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
1849 | Someone ordered from I-bar Eats? | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1850 | We don't really have insurance for this. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1851 | Didn't you want it cut six ways? | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1852 | Please rate my service in the app. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1853 | You know you can do New York style pizza on the ground,right? | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1854 | There've been some supply chain issues with pepperoni. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1855 | Careful!! There could be a Domino effect here! | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1856 | It’s a one time deal. | 1.2530 | 0.06604 | 83 | 69 | 7 | 7 |
1857 | They told me pizza for six. Sorry for your loss. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1858 | Just so you know, management is adding fine print to our 'free local delivery' offer! | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1859 | You know, there's a great pizza place on 56th that delivers by drone. | 1.2530 | 0.06604 | 83 | 69 | 7 | 7 |
1860 | hey, I hear you’re hiring! | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1861 | I just wanna be careful since you guys aren’t masked. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1862 | Here’s your pizzas with pepperoni, mushrooms, sausages and holy shit. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
1863 | This is why you need a union | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
1864 | We requested soy cheese. Marvin is lactose intolerant. | 1.2529 | 0.06378 | 87 | 72 | 8 | 7 |
1865 | That was close - 29 minutes! | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1866 | How Ray got famous. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1867 | You guys ever think about putting in an elevator? | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
1868 | Pizza at McDonalds is back, and they deliver! | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
1869 | Sorry it's late. Don't jump all at once.. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1870 | You didn’t forget the red pepper flakes did you? | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1871 | Careful. Let it cool a minute so you don't burn your mouth. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1872 | Sorry, for being late. Normally, Peter Parker has this delivery route. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1873 | I know I'm late but I had to go back home three times for clean underwear. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1874 | Guys, be careful. It's hot! | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1875 | I'm afraid they only cut these lunch pizzas into 4 slices. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1876 | After this delivery, that non-unionized Amazon warehouse job doesn't look so bad. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1877 | Hey, wait a minute - this isn't the police station! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1878 | That's right , 60 floors in less than 30 minutes or its free | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1879 | Careful with the tipping. | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1880 | Please don’t misunderstand me when I say you haven’t tipped me yet. | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
1881 | You guys have been up here a while, huh? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1882 | You forgot the breadsticks. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1883 | Grubhub deserves 5 stars. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1884 | Can’t believe I’m walkin’ here | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1885 | Oh, and King Kong said to hurry up | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
1886 | Never would have taken you for Chicago-style guys. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1887 | Did you need napkins? | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1888 | Not sure the Dominos pledge applies in this situation | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1889 | One time I saw Papa John and he said something really messed up about Polish people | 1.2500 | 0.06774 | 80 | 67 | 6 | 7 |
1890 | Please leave a five star review. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1891 | Hang on, we selected contactless delivery. Safety first. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1892 | I know it's free delivery within 5 blocks but I'm going to have to start charging you. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
1893 | Here you go. It's from Shaky's! | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1894 | I'll be back in mo' with your pepperoni | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
1895 | Don't look down" is a big tip! | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1896 | so when are you guys coming down it's been 86 years. " | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1897 | You’re walking on thin crust. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
1898 | If you have been sitting here since 1932, no wonder you're hungry! | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1899 | I added some tossed cookies on my way up. | 1.2500 | 0.05601 | 108 | 89 | 11 | 8 |
1900 | Now I'm not getting it this time if you drop it again. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
1901 | It was hot when I arrived. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1902 | Make sure you wash your hands first. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1903 | The deal was 30 minutes or less! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1904 | Sorry, the price went up since you ordered in the Depression. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
1905 | Sorry I'm late. The pizza is free. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1906 | Here's your take up order, guys! | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
1907 | Waddya mean no anchovies? | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
1908 | There are four pieces left. Fight over it! | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1909 | Sorry for the wait ... it was hard to do five equal slices! | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1910 | You drop it! You get it! | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1911 | Don't say "tip" | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1912 | All right, seriously, guys. This is the last free pizza for taking more than 30 minutes to deliver. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1913 | This pizza has 6 slices. Please don't fight over the last one, because... | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1914 | Please tell me anything you can about organized labor and forming a trade union. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1915 | Here's your pizza...gotta run, I'm double parked. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1916 | Enjoy the pizza, no need to tip. | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
1917 | On the bright side, I just hit a million steps for the day. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1918 | Careful! We don't want to start a Domino's affect! | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1919 | There is a $2.00 surcharge to replace my underwear. | 1.2500 | 0.06774 | 80 | 67 | 6 | 7 |
1920 | Gentlemen, I’m expecting this to be a death defying tip. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
1921 | I feel safer up here than crossing the street during rush hour. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1922 | When the guy meets your eye with a big pizza pie that's amore! | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
1923 | Don't worry about tipping. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
1924 | Delivered in under thirty minutes | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
1925 | I hope it's still hot. The elevator is not operating. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1926 | Here’s your Pie in the Sky, sausage clouded with sunset tomato. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
1927 | At least it wasn't designed by Escher. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1928 | There's only enough here for four of you. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
1929 | I'll be back with the Pepsi. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1930 | Dude, you forgot the pepperoni! | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1931 | Let's not fight over who gets the biggest piece. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
1932 | Sorry guys, the wings fell through. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1933 | Hang on, I’ll be right back with your change. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
1934 | Here's your pie in the sky, guys. How about a tip | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
1935 | Sorry. The boss refused to cut it in five pieces. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1936 | Me first,him last! | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1937 | Wait,you guys wanted two pizzas? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1938 | You really should try Uber Eats. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1939 | Double cheese and sausage for Spicoli. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1940 | Here you go gents; hope you appreciate our elevated level of customer service | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1941 | Delivery for inflation. Man, your really high. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
1942 | Sorry for photobombing but I’m supposed to deliver it hot. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1943 | You guys are crazy... pineapple on pizza yeech! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1944 | Who says pizza can’t be part of a well balanced diet | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1945 | Let's see that tip first. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1946 | You don't have to give me a tip, just finish the elevator please | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
1947 | When you ‘gram this can you tag me | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1948 | Here’s your “pie in the sky”, gents. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1949 | Everything is higher these days. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1950 | I expect you to overtip. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1951 | Let me run down and get you your change. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1952 | Oops. Forgot the extra cheese. Be right back | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1953 | Sorry it's late. I'm the third guy they sent up. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1954 | Big slice on top goes to the guy who tips. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1955 | Don't worry, I'm vaccinated | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1956 | Keep me with you, the world below is scary! | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1957 | You forgot my extra ranch dressing. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1958 | Have you considered chow mein? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1959 | No, no! I don't want a tip! | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1960 | They forgot the pepperoni? Sorry, I'll be right back. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1961 | Glad the guy delivering bananas is after me. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1962 | Ok, who has their wallet? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1963 | Are you guys hiring? This job is getting too dangerous. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1964 | I hope it was worth the wait. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1965 | What do you mean you're not tipping? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1966 | I hope you can leave one slice as a tip. We couldn't figure out how to cut it in fives. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1967 | No prob. Most of my customers are high. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1968 | This falls within the delivery mileage radius. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1969 | It’s still hot. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1970 | “This box is probably not going to be able to be recycled.” | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1971 | Here's your tip: Don't look down! | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1972 | Careful -- it's hot. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
1973 | extra cheese anyone? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1974 | Think about where you are; the pizza is cut into only four slices. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1975 | With pepperoni, tax, and time travel, that’ll be $10,000,000,00. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1976 | 31 minutes....so this one is free! | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1977 | Don't call again until you build the elevator. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1978 | Remote Work Force | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1979 | My boss said the job was over my head. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1980 | Sorry, there won't be a next time. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1981 | Yes,prices are sky high. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
1982 | How much should I tip? | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
1983 | Courtesy of Sal's Pizza and Funeral Parlor. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
1984 | The guy on the end is buying. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1985 | Hope everybody is okay with anchovies. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1986 | Could be iconic. Can I get a selfie? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1987 | That's eleven bucks, and, uh, please, no tipping. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1988 | So I forgot the plates and napkins… | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
1989 | So, you hangout here often? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1990 | No, we precut pizzas to four slices | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1991 | Tip big or I drop it | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1992 | Napkins and condiments please | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
1993 | How's your balance? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1994 | Enjoy, and please recycle the box when you’re finished. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
1995 | Don't think we ordered pizza ... but thanks anyways? | 1.2468 | 0.06705 | 77 | 64 | 7 | 6 |
1996 | I’ll be back in 2 hours with your drinks. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1997 | You'd think you guys would want a more balanced lunch. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1998 | Actually, I’d rather you didn’t tip me. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1999 | I'm from the future. Your grandkids are gonna love this stuff! | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2000 | Hang on, were you the guys who said no achovies? | 1.2466 | 0.06974 | 73 | 61 | 6 | 6 |
2001 | My parents were right. I should have gone to college. | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2002 | Oh shoot! I left your hot wings down in the car.... | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2003 | These porn shoots keep getting crazier and crazier. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2004 | Do you charge air fare? | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2005 | No pepperoni for Henry. Pass it down.” | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2006 | The fella with the cash is three beams up! | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2007 | Definitely the high point of my career so far. | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
2008 | And you thought I couldn't get here in under 30 minutes! | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
2009 | Rivets AND pineapple? | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2010 | Thanks Dad. My college student loan is finally paid off. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2011 | Please,No tip. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2012 | No anchovies , right? | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
2013 | Who had the gluten free crust and organic goat cheese? | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2014 | This topping is delicious, though a few people say it causes a sudden urge to get up and go to the bathroom. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2015 | The tracker said you’d be here 30 minutes ago. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2016 | I like toppings, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2447 | 0.05991 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
2017 | You don't need to give me a tip. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2018 | You forgot the drinks | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2019 | I'm sorry; they were only able to slice it into 4 or 6 pieces. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2020 | '"COME AND GET IT" | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2021 | From now on, pick up only. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2022 | Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find the address. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2023 | Y'know, guys, pie in the sky can turn out to be an ominous thing if you have to deliver it. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2024 | N-n-n-n-n-n-next time, pick it up yourself. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2025 | Sure you men want pepperoni | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2026 | I thought they said “five minutes, not five stories.” | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2027 | Guys, it's still warm, I swear. Please don't tip bait me again. | 1.2444 | 0.06382 | 90 | 76 | 6 | 8 |
2028 | Please don’t tell me the tip is not to trip | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2029 | When I got this job, they told me I would soon reach the top. Little did I know this is what they meant. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2030 | You'll have to share, the other delevery guy got off at the wrong floor. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2031 | Unfortunately, it was cut into quarters, so one of you will have to slip off to get lunch on your own. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2032 | I was told I’d be delivering to a luxury penthouse…. Guess they forgot the ‘incomplete’ part. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2033 | Last time for delivery. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2034 | Four slices, like you ordered. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2035 | The tip's appreciated. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2036 | You didn't want anchovies? | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2037 | No anchovies. They're afraid of heights. | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
2038 | Tony says tell ‘ya sorry, the slicer broke. | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
2039 | Sit down, they’re about to take the picture. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2040 | Be very careful if you’re flipping for the sixth slice.” | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2041 | Your orders will be right up.” | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2042 | Be really careful. It’s very hot. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2043 | Someone let me in downstairs so I just brought it right up | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
2044 | "With extra cheese' is for the guys two girders up: We ordered the pepperoni, Bud. | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2045 | We wanted Peperoni | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2046 | We'll have to flip to see who gets the 2 extra pieces! | 1.2436 | 0.06626 | 78 | 65 | 7 | 6 |
2047 | Try not to get your hands greasy. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2048 | For the toppings out ceremony | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2049 | At least you guys don't have to work lunch. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2050 | Spare a dime for the meter? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2051 | I must have smoked a little too much this time because I’m really high | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2052 | Of course, it's our classic New York-style! | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2053 | The buzzer won't be installed for 80 years so one of your neighbours let me in | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2054 | Hands off until I see the tip | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
2055 | I've never given much thought to my vertical delivery radius before. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2056 | Yes, we're all essential workers. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2057 | hey do you mind taking our picture really quick? | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2058 | 29 minutes flat, buddy. Nice try, but pony up. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2059 | your company policy states that if you didn’t get this to me in 15 minutes we’d have it for free… | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2060 | Is this Apt. 33B? | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
2061 | This is our final 'Under 30 minutes or it's free' delivery. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2062 | Opps sorry forgot the salad. | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2063 | FAA do not permit delivery by drone. | 1.2429 | 0.07176 | 70 | 59 | 5 | 6 |
2064 | I'd have been here sooner if ther'd been an elevator. Or stairs. | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2065 | Actually, I’d prefer you not tip me. | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2066 | ‘Reaching new heights.’ | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2067 | Sorry, you got the wrong address. | 1.2427 | 0.05766 | 103 | 86 | 9 | 8 |
2068 | I got the rest in my car, give me one second. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2069 | 30 minutes or free? Gimme a break! | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2070 | Sorry, I dropped the red pepper around the 22nd floor. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2071 | We added on a "heights surcharge" instead of "fuel surcharge" on your check. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2072 | Where’s your bike? | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2073 | Careful, it's slippery. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2074 | We ordered mushroom, not pepperoni! | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2075 | Sorry I'm late; went to the wrong girder. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2076 | Can any of you guys get me in the union? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2077 | I'll be right back, I forgot the soda. | 1.2421 | 0.05933 | 95 | 79 | 9 | 7 |
2078 | Sorry for the delay but Peter Parker is off today. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2079 | There are five of you and eight slices, so a couple of you had better watch your backs. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2080 | Sorry, but this is cold. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2081 | Yes…. I do have paper plates in the car. | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2082 | Your next delivery will be from our Aves group | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2083 | Sorry, I can't balance with more than one at a time. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2084 | Is this what's known as "Haute Cuisine?' | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2085 | I never thought I’d be sorry for Covid restrictions to end | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2086 | Is it hot at least?! We were waiting since 1926! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2087 | It's not pre-sliced. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2088 | Do you have the coupon? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2089 | No, I'm afraid of narrow widths! | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2090 | Sorry, fellas. Supply chain issues. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2091 | I lack the balance to deliver five orders at once. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2092 | Beam me down guys. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2093 | I hope I didn’t forget anything | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2094 | Gonna go out on a limb here and say you didn’t mean to order this with anchovies | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2095 | Hide the box when the photographer comes. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2096 | Sorry I’m late, it was hard to find a parking spot | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2097 | I majored in Journalism | 1.2407 | 0.05403 | 108 | 89 | 12 | 7 |
2098 | The highlight of the job is travel. I've been all over the city. | 1.2405 | 0.06549 | 79 | 66 | 7 | 6 |
2099 | I hope Luigi's remembered to slice it! | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2100 | Extreme al fresco dining | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2101 | And you thought pizza delivery up here was just pie in the sky. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2102 | Sorry, I forgot the debit card machine in the car. Can you wait here a little longer?" | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2103 | It was whole when I started. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2104 | I'd prefer you not tip me. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2105 | That will be seven dollars even for the pizza. Thirty five dollars for Hazzard delivery. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2106 | Who had the paleo and granola?? | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
2107 | It is perfectly OK not to tip me. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2108 | With a union, you wouldn't get cold pizza. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2109 | Be careful, the box is still hot. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2110 | I guess you guys never heard about the domino effect. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2111 | Put me in your wills and I will deliver it free next time. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2112 | The good news is we found your hat... | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2113 | That will be 12,676 dollars for the pizza, including delivery with life insurance. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2114 | Here's our Fall special, guys. Enjoy! | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2115 | let’s talk about what is and is not a ‘walk up’. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2116 | It is hard to cut 5 equal slices. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2117 | E-beam lunch special, half gluten free, half vegan, no garlic, no MgOs. Venmo, Apple Pay, Or Crypto? | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2118 | A slice of American history. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2119 | if there’s a problem with the order, I don’t care. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2120 | It's called PIZZA...it's the craze of the future. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2121 | Here's your pizza, and you know, the higher I am the bigger the tip. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2122 | Sorry.... just four slices. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2123 | We ordered five large pepperoni pizza. Is four more coming up ? | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2124 | No wings? | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2125 | You guys are going to make us change are motto,”we deliver anywhere.” | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2126 | Here's your pizza delivery from withering heights | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2127 | This is the last time; we're running out of delivery drivers. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2128 | I'm going to send the drinks by drone. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2129 | Sorry there’s no door but thanks for the dash. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2130 | Too bad, you didn’t get here in 30 minutes! | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2131 | Damn! I forgot the cheesy bread. Be right back! | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2132 | The toppings are down to earth | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2133 | This must be a new address. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2134 | My watch says 31 minutes… | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2135 | Oh, so that's why GrubHub doesn't come to this address. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2136 | It was a bit tough to reach you but I didn't want to leave you hanging. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2137 | Don't bother tipping me today. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2138 | You weren't the ones that wanted Canadian bacon and pineapple, were you? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2139 | Sorry but we don't deliver Chicago deep dish to anywhere on the NYC skyline. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2140 | It might not be hot. You need plates? Napkins? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2141 | Sorry about that Sir, I'll come back with a sliced one.... | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2142 | I hate to drop and run, but I’m double parked. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2143 | The photographer wants the picture to be more iconically American. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2144 | How do you want to work the free drink that came with it? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2145 | Delivery on the highest level" is a silly slogan | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2146 | We have a strict no tipping policy. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2147 | I apologize if it's not as hot as you might like. This delivery took a bit longer than usual. | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2148 | Don’t tip, whatever you do ! | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2149 | Sorry I’m late, the address isn’t on the map yet | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2150 | Sorry for the wait - the elevator was broken. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2151 | No. Sorry I don't have change. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2152 | I didn’t think you meant this high. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2153 | Inventing the time machine was the hardest part! | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2154 | Brave new world. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2155 | I’ll be right back with the correct toppings | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2156 | your not unionized? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2157 | Tips are appreciated!! | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2158 | Take a pew, sonny, we ordered for six.” | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2159 | I’ll be right back with the p-p-plates. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2160 | The drinks are coming right up. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2161 | Being up here, it really makes you think. What's thirty minutes? | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2162 | It's high in everything. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2163 | Plus - you can always use the pizza as a parachute! | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2164 | For the love of God, review us on Yelp. | 1.2375 | 0.06474 | 80 | 67 | 7 | 6 |
2165 | This outdoor dining thing has gone too far. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2166 | Took ya long enough! | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2167 | There are six slices, one for the guy who just fell. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2168 | Pass it down, that’s Sal’s order on the end. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2169 | Do me a favor - next time, get sushi. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2170 | Sorry I’m late, we’re two delivery boys down. | 1.2373 | 0.07388 | 59 | 49 | 6 | 4 |
2171 | Now that I'm up here, are there any job openings? | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2172 | Don't even think "tip." | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2173 | Extra large for a Mr. Kong. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2174 | Here’s your pie from Acrophobic Ray’s. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2175 | Originally, I didn't believe my boss when he said this job would take me to new heights. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2176 | I'm always delivering to people when they're high | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2177 | Lunchboxes not a thing anymore? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2178 | You guys hiring? | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2179 | You ordered a gluten-free crust?? | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2180 | You inspired our new style, called “Pie in the Sky”. We're targeting the entire girder lunch crowd. | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2181 | I also sell life insurance. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2182 | You can save $5 if you pickup your order. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2183 | You told me to slice into four pieces! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2184 | You know there's a Chinese takeout right around the corner. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2185 | I guess that's your version of a balanced diet... | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2186 | Do you have napkins?” Carol Shain Jupiter, Fl carol_shain@msn.co | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2187 | I guess I'm part of the mile high club now | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2188 | Can I join your union? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2189 | The crust is self-rising, NOT the pizza. | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2190 | Your drinks and salads will be coming by drone. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2191 | Thanks for visiting Upper Crust Pizzeria - Top in the city for our high-rise dough, open-air seating, and riveting views. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2192 | Hold on to that my man, I'll be back with the others. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2193 | If you're not fully satisfied, just drop it sixty stories for a full refund. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2194 | Be careful. The pizza is very hot! | 1.2361 | 0.06991 | 72 | 61 | 5 | 6 |
2195 | 'One slice is on the 34th floor.' | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2196 | Actually it's the first delivery we've had since "the fall". | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2197 | No! No tipping. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2198 | You ordered garlic sauce, right ... | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2199 | I'll understand if you don't want to tip. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2200 | Careful! It's hot, right out of the oven. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2201 | Sorry but we couldn’t figure out how to cut it into 5 slices | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2202 | The piece “The pizza’s free. We didn’t deliver it in 30 minutes. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2203 | How about if we don't call it a "tip"? | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2204 | Could you take the pie back and reheat it? It's a bit cold. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2205 | Really, you’re asking for Free because it took longer than 30 minutes for delivery." | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2206 | Pie in the sky promotion offered courtesy of the new app I-bar Eats | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2207 | Now remember, if you fall WITH the pizza, I’ll hunt down your entire family. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2208 | Sorry kid we didn't order, try those guys on the cell tower over there ...." | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2209 | Eight slices. Good luck. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2210 | What, no plates? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2211 | This is for the guys on the 96th floor, so to speak. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2212 | I believe you ordered this from the bar? | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2213 | Sir, 200’=25% 180’=22.5% 150’=18% | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2214 | Did you have trouble finding the place? | 1.2353 | 0.06986 | 68 | 57 | 6 | 5 |
2215 | Don't worry about the smell, I only shit my pants. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2216 | What’s an OSHA? Also, how did you guess I was an independent contractor? | 1.2353 | 0.06986 | 68 | 57 | 6 | 5 |
2217 | Sorry for the upcharge! You're outside our radius by a couple stories. | 1.2353 | 0.06986 | 68 | 57 | 6 | 5 |
2218 | This ain't what I expected when I read 'the sky's the limit' in the job description | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2219 | I got a pizza here for, ‘old timey guys on girder’? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2220 | Compliments of the foreman for employee appreciation week. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2221 | Actually we ordered two large pepperonis, sorry | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
2222 | No tip necessary. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2223 | Well, this place is BYOB. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2224 | Hey, where's the bathroom? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2225 | They forgot to slice it | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
2226 | So you guys have a union, huh? What's it like to have a lunch break? | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2227 | You guys understand this makes zero sense right? | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2228 | You want me to run back to the car for the packets of extra cheese? | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2229 | I can see my House of Pizza from here! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2230 | Sorry, they were all out of wings. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2231 | No problem. Delivering up here is a lot safer than bicycling through the streets of Manhattan. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2232 | be careful,it is still hot! | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2233 | I'm going to need change for a $20 | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2234 | No worries... you're not the first one calling when high. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2235 | Line my $&@! Tomorrow, I’m ordering drone-a-pizza. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2236 | I’ve heard great things about pie in the sky. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2237 | You will not believe what I just did to get up here. And um, what’s the quickest way down? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2238 | That took longer than 30 minutes, you know. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2239 | Please. No need for a tip. | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
2240 | Sorry I’m late, a giant ape stopped me on the 34th floor girder and swiped your banana peppers. | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
2241 | I’m never asking for a raise again. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2242 | Eh! Whicha youse guys is Kong? I got 'n exotic pizza here for K.Kong. S'pose to be a big tipper. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2243 | If it's not hot enough, I figure one of you guys must know a welder. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2244 | Sorry fellas, left the drinks and napkins in the van. Be back in an hour. | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
2245 | When you said to deliver to the 22nd story, this is not what I had imagined. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2246 | We cut it in ten pieces so it will go further. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2247 | Ok,dammit, I’ll exchange this for a mushroom. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2248 | I’ll be right back, I dropped the hot sauce | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2249 | Which of you’d fellas ordered the gluten free pie with vegan cheese? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2250 | Uh oh! You said five slices, and I just saw there are only four! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2251 | This building isn't very safe - I didn't see any security on my way up! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2252 | Here's your deep, deep, deep dish pepperoni. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2253 | We have decided to end the free delivery offer. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2254 | Our specialty Pie in the Shy with everything! | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2255 | Who ordered the lunch with a view? | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
2256 | Please make way gentlemen, this one's for your neighbors at the end of the beam | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2257 | We did the math and it turns out we can't afford it after all. | 1.2338 | 0.06639 | 77 | 65 | 6 | 6 |
2258 | We set a high bar for pizza in New York. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2259 | I don't get paid nearly enough for this. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2260 | It was darn close to twenty minutes,and besides you're not a real address yet. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2261 | Please try this Kalamata-Brie Supreme anyhow. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2262 | Now I see why you guys ordered The Classic. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2263 | Here’s the replacement—next time make sure you say gluten-free up front. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2264 | No delivery charge for outdoor dining. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2265 | I really don’t need to be tipped! | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2266 | In the dimming light, Dean Martin looked up from the street below and finally knew what ‘Amore’ meant. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2267 | Just 5 slices guys, no fighting over them! | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2268 | Don't all jump at once, but who wants the last slice? | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2269 | I selected ‘no contact delivery’, you didn’t have to come up | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2270 | I know we said 30 minutes or free, but this delivery is in a different air space district. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2271 | I should never have said I was 1/16th Mohawk on that application. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2272 | This one’s from the ladies on the 35th floor. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2273 | Sorry I'm late! I went to the outside of the NORTHWEST corner office down on the 44th floor first! | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2274 | Thanks, dude! 5 star Uber Eats rating coming your way. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2275 | Can you pass it down? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2276 | No one out pizzas the hut | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2277 | weird.. we haven't orderdered any | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2278 | Please grab your calzone before I wet my pants | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2279 | What a delivery! | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2280 | Here's your pizza. I've gotta run, I'm doing a skydiving party next. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2281 | Did you happen to remember the side of ranch? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2282 | There's an extra $100 charge for delivery! | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2283 | And here I was, thinking 'pie in the sky' was a prank call. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2284 | Him at the end, has your tip! | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2285 | You guys couldn’t order Thai once in awhile? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2286 | It's margarita instead of pepperoni, but I'm not exchanging it. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2287 | Classic New York style, right? | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2288 | No, no, don't tip me! | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2289 | Damn, I forgot the napkins. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2290 | Yes, it's guaranteed gluten-free - you know you can't be too careful when it comes to your health! | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2291 | Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find the elevator. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2292 | Sorry it took so long—the elevator close door button wasn’t working. | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
2293 | Your skyscraper special is gonna cost you extra. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2294 | I could have sworn I checked contactless delivery | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2295 | That'll be $20 for the pizza, 20% for a tip, 10% for the view, and 20% more for getting it up to the 84th floor. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2296 | Ah, right—napkins… | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2297 | Careful: contents are hot. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2298 | We included complimentary wings. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2299 | Why was I told to cut it into six equal pieces? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2300 | It's broccoli, spinach and zucchini. I think it's time for you guys to bulk up on your leafy greens. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2301 | Here you go. 1/4 pepperoni, 1/4 cheese, 1/4 linguica,1/4 vegetarian. And a side of anchovies for you. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2302 | I can't accept tips! | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2303 | Wait, didn't you order a pizza for six? " | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2304 | Do you guys want plates and napkins?" | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2305 | The Flying Wallendas enjoy take out lunch. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2306 | It's ok - don't worry about the tip! | 1.2308 | 0.05505 | 104 | 87 | 10 | 7 |
2307 | Thanks again Peter Parker! | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2308 | Sorry, GPS didn’t recognize Pie in the Sky. | 1.2308 | 0.05267 | 65 | 50 | 15 | 0 |
2309 | You know get a three dollar discount for delivering it yourself,don't you? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2310 | Oh,no! I forgot the plates! | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2311 | …I also ordered garlic knots | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2312 | Next time, order it hand-tossed!" | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2313 | I remembered the anchovies this time. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2314 | No tipping today, thanks. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2315 | Seriously, eat BEFORE you work! | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2316 | This is not what Bob had in mind when he said he wanted a raise at work. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2317 | It took 90 years, but we’re still hungry so we’ll take it. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2318 | The Pie is $32.95? who knew the cost of living could be this high | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2319 | It’s about time, we’ve been waiting 90 years for this… | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2320 | You guys realize that we have an actual store at the other end of this I-beam. | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2321 | Last day for the High Beam Special. | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2322 | Oh you wanted it cut in slices | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2323 | Be extra careful ,it's Super Hot | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2324 | It's not New York without pizza. 🍕 | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2325 | Uh Oh! Five Guys - Eight slices | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2326 | Darn, I forgot the sodas. I'll be right back. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2327 | ‘Someone called for Pie in the sky?’ | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2328 | OK....1 DOWN, 4 MORE TO GO....! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2329 | Gives a whole new meaning to “beam me up Scottie!” | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2330 | Sure, you can be in the picture, you earned it. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2331 | Never mind about a tip. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2332 | You'll have to fight it out for who gets the 6th piece. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2333 | You call that a tip? | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2334 | Unfortunately, demand is sky high. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2335 | I put in some Mexican jumping beans just for you all. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2336 | I cut into five slices instead of six. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2337 | When you said Upper East Side, you really meant Upper East Side. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2338 | I have a gluten-free pizza with non-GMO soy pepperoni. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2339 | Bridge traffic was awful. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2340 | Sorry, I left my wallet downstairs | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2341 | Here you go. Your USDA and OSHA-approved pizza. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2342 | Now I know why they call it Shakey's Pizza! | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2343 | There's a drone delivery option on our app. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2344 | No need to leave a tip... | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2345 | Oh, gee, gotta go back for the napkins! | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2346 | It's my first day on the job, are you sure this isn't unusual? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2347 | Gluten free crust. Sorry. Got it. Be right back. | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
2348 | Darn GPS gave me the wrong delivery address again! | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2349 | Please don't ask for the late delivery discount, they would charge it to me! | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2350 | What do you mean "it's the wrong pizza? | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2351 | At least let me tell you about our wings special | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2352 | I will be back with the second pizza as soon as you build the elevator. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2353 | Have you thought about joining a union? | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2354 | I'm starting to think this job isn't worth $15 an hour. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2355 | The order didn’t mention anchovies | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2356 | I don’t need a tip. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
2357 | I have no idea that this is what you meant by 'we are super high' when you called to order | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2358 | You have to install a door before you can choose “leave at the door” | 1.2281 | 0.07517 | 57 | 48 | 5 | 4 |
2359 | Delivery! | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2360 | I gotta get back to my truck. What's the quickest way? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2361 | Skyscraper! So you didn't want a pie scraper? | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2362 | I'm wondering how did you call in this order? | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2363 | That'll be nineteen, thirty for the pizza and a eight thousand dollars for delivery. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2364 | You want a tip? Be careful on your way back! | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2365 | And I thought the gig economy was terrifying... | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2366 | I sure hope this photograph is in New York, not Chicago. I brought you the thin crust. | 1.2278 | 0.06483 | 79 | 67 | 6 | 6 |
2367 | what? you guys didn't order the anchovy on the pizza? | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2368 | No, I had no trouble finding you at all -- you really were the only I-beam in the sky with feet hanging over the edge. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2369 | Bob's first and last day delivering for "Pie in the Sky Pizza" | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2370 | Occurred to me on the way up I don’t get paid for vertical mileage. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2371 | Want a tip? Don’t look down.” | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2372 | Morty on the other end will sign for it. | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2373 | Are you sure you asked for Parmesan? | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2374 | So you don’t want anchovies… | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2375 | You deserve our services. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2376 | What do you mean 'Did you bring any napkins?' | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2377 | You know,we do offer takeout! | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2378 | Sorry, your breadsticks plummeted somewhere over W 50th St. | 1.2273 | 0.07416 | 66 | 57 | 3 | 6 |
2379 | We ordered gluten free. Please correct this. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2380 | long way up, huh? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2381 | Sorry, I forgot the drinks | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2382 | So I see not all of you have made it. | 1.2273 | 0.06758 | 66 | 55 | 7 | 4 |
2383 | Don’t worry about a tip. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2384 | I thought this was for six people? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2385 | I’ll be right back. The napkins and paper plates you asked for are in my car. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2386 | Oops, forgot the pepper flakes! Be right back | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2387 | No delivery charge guys, they are desperate for delivery reviews on this one! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2388 | Ahh…we ordered two. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2389 | This is the regular…I’ll be right back with the gluten-free. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2390 | Highline Pizzeria always delivers | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2391 | Damn, I forgot the extra dipping sauce! | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2392 | I'm sure nobody said anything about garlic rolls! | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2393 | I was told this pizza would be on the house | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2394 | Extra large, extra hot, extra cheese, and extra scared. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2395 | Here is your pie in the sky | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2396 | One-fifth each pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, broccoli and arugula. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2397 | Hang on, I need to get a selfie. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2398 | Good Grief! When they said,”High Rise” I thought they meant the CRUST! | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2399 | What's a lunchpail?" | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2400 | No sir. The ‘30-minutes-or-it’s free’ promo does not apply. | 1.2267 | 0.06458 | 75 | 63 | 7 | 5 |
2401 | Ya might wanna watch your step on the way down ‘cause I lost my lunch on the way up! | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2402 | Hope you didn’t have any trouble finding us! | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2403 | Oh, please don't bother with a tip. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2404 | A pizza delivered with pizza. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2405 | Dominoes...seriously? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2406 | Could you wrap the leftovers to go. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2407 | The guys on the girder below you asked you to try to not drip grease on them. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2408 | I was told to be careful delivering this because the caller sounded high. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2409 | I’ll be right back up with the wings. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2410 | Don’t worry the pizza comes ready cut……into 4!” | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2411 | I forgot to recharge the drone... | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2412 | I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're the one who ordered a pizza with one-fifth anchovies. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2413 | Just double-checking. It’s gluten-free, right? | 1.2262 | 0.06189 | 84 | 71 | 7 | 6 |
2414 | I hope you can pry it out of my hands. | 1.2258 | 0.06140 | 93 | 80 | 5 | 8 |
2415 | Someone order a pie in the sky? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2416 | Sky high pizza pie | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2417 | sorry we only had a pineapple one | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2418 | The tip is a buck apiece... | 1.2258 | 0.07423 | 62 | 53 | 4 | 5 |
2419 | Your union-negotiated pizza comes with extra cheese. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2420 | Wait,is this 33rd And 3 rd? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2421 | You're kinda stretching the '30 minutes or free' rule | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2422 | « Never asking for a raise again.. » | 1.2258 | 0.06673 | 62 | 51 | 8 | 3 |
2423 | I know we said 20 minutes, but I got caught up in traffic. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2424 | Oh - I thought you asked for six slices... | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2425 | No I can't change a $100.00. | 1.2254 | 0.07006 | 71 | 61 | 4 | 6 |
2426 | Sorry, no tip. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2427 | Napkins? Now you tell me you want napkins | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2428 | Be careful, guys -- it's super hot. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2429 | Food delivery in pandemic | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2430 | Please hold this while I get the garlic knots from under my hat. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2431 | Napkins? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2432 | I hate this dream! | 1.2250 | 0.06408 | 80 | 68 | 6 | 6 |
2433 | Don’t let the photographer see you wrestling for the sixth piece | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2434 | No, he wouldn’t cut it into 5 slices. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2435 | Anyone order pie in the sky? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2436 | Hurry up and take the photo, man! | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2437 | You'll have to reheat it ... | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2438 | Pepperoni is all they had. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2439 | Here you go: pizza, napkins, and a cheery note from the developer. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2440 | Everything’s complimentary on your very last pizza but please tip me this time! | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2441 | Be careful with this stuff: they say it will raise your cholesterol sky high. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2442 | I should have chosen no contact delivery | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2443 | Fellas, I understand you don’t have any cash and I’m sincerely flattered but real life does NOT work like a porno movie. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2444 | And all this for ten stinking bucks an hour with tip. | 1.2247 | 0.05926 | 89 | 75 | 8 | 6 |
2445 | They cut it in quarters. You all figure it out. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2446 | No, I don't have change for a quarter. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2447 | Couldn't you guys just build your own pizza? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2448 | For the last time, the 30 minutes or free doesn't apply above the 25th floor. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2449 | Come here. Give me a hug | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2450 | Could we get some Parmesan and red pepper packets? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2451 | I held the olives and my butt cheeks. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2452 | Hope one of you has a protractor. You need to divide it into 72 degree pieces. | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2453 | Take one and pass it on | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2454 | I should have thought twice before applying to “OUTDOOR DASH” | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2455 | Move one floor up and you’re out of our delivery area. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2456 | Eight pieces here. What happened to the other three of you? | 1.2239 | 0.06996 | 67 | 57 | 5 | 5 |
2457 | The 30 minute guarantee is door to door, and you don't have a door. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2458 | The lasagna specials were the 82nd floor, right? | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2459 | Yep, it's a perfect balance of meat and veggies | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2460 | All in all it’s just a pizza on the wall | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2461 | We promise to delivery anytime, but you never said it was in the 1930’s | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2462 | Your boss says that this pizza is about all new benefit’s you’ll get in the new contract… | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2463 | You gave the last guy too big "a tip." | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2464 | Don’t you guys usually get the wings? | 1.2237 | 0.06649 | 76 | 65 | 5 | 6 |
2465 | Could you feel in your pockets and give me exact change? I'm a little low on coins. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2466 | Time flies but pizza helps. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2467 | If you close your eyes you can imagine it tastes like a fair wage | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2468 | You guys haven't aged a bit! | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2469 | I got a pizza here for Brie Zeenuts. Pizza for... Oh hell not again | 1.2237 | 0.06649 | 76 | 65 | 5 | 6 |
2470 | I’ll be right back with the free garlic twists. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2471 | Have you guys considered bringing your lunch? | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2472 | *Tobey Maguire* It's Pizza Time | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2473 | If you want it to be quicker than 11 hours, opt for the Peter Parker delivery next time | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2474 | Sorry delivery is late, I got lost! | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2475 | Yes, I promise never to ask your daughter out again! | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2476 | Sorry I'm late; traffic on the girder. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2477 | As promised, in less than 30 minutes. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2478 | Maybe I was wrong about people who order pineapple on pizza... | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2479 | Oh, did you mean to order wings? | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2480 | Sorry I'm late. The GPS told me to take a different route. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2481 | I hope you guys are planning a good tip. On the other hand, I sure hope I’m not about to tip. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2482 | It's gluten free this time. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2483 | I'm gonna tell the boss to change our ad that says we'll deliver anywhere in Manhattan! | 1.2235 | 0.06121 | 85 | 72 | 7 | 6 |
2484 | Actually, I think I'd prefer not to be tipped. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2485 | Outtakes from “Lunch Atop a Skyscraper” by Charles Clyde Ebbets | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2486 | You ordered Famous Original Ray’s? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2487 | They have to change this '1,000 feet or it's free' policy. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2488 | Is it still free for deliveries over 20 minutes? | 1.2222 | 0.06626 | 72 | 61 | 6 | 5 |
2489 | Careful, it's very high. | 1.2222 | 0.06626 | 72 | 61 | 6 | 5 |
2490 | You wouldn't have some pizza peppers in the truck, would you? | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2491 | Sorry it’s late. The elevator to the 55th floor wasn’t finished yet. | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
2492 | Well this ought to be interesting. There’s only 4 slices. | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
2493 | Who ordered the sky-high pile of meat? | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
2494 | -Still scared of heights, Frank? | 1.2222 | 0.06626 | 72 | 61 | 6 | 5 |
2495 | 30 floors or less or your pizza is free. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2496 | I included some cheesy poppers in case any of your friends drop by for lunch. | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
2497 | Hold this for sec while I sit down. That photographer will just have to wait. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2498 | Important delivery, son. Going straight to the higher ups | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2499 | Google maps didn't help me with one - how am I on ETA? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2500 | Just TAKE IT, for Chrissakes! | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2501 | I Beam Special. No napkins. | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
2502 | That'll be $25 plus $1000 danger pay. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2503 | Sorry, no tip unless service with a smile. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2504 | I’m a little unsteady up here. No need to tip me. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2505 | This takes our slogan “ Pizza delivery to your door” to a new level. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2506 | "At the count of 3, everyone scooch!" | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
2507 | No, you asked for it w-with anchovies, r-right | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2508 | I'll have to go back down and get your bread sticks. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2509 | Of course it’s not hot anymore. There’s no elevator.. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2510 | We wanted a pie in the sky. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2511 | Wait! Are your hands clean? | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2512 | Oops, looks PETA got your mega-meat extra cheese order. But I do have a tofu pizza with dairy-free cheese and gluten-free crust for you. | 1.2222 | 0.06626 | 72 | 61 | 6 | 5 |
2513 | Pepperoni slice,right? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2514 | Careful! It's a hand-tossed crust! | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2515 | Hold on, the fellows are feeling tipsy. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2516 | Just so you know, we have a no tipping policy. | 1.2222 | 0.06576 | 63 | 52 | 8 | 3 |
2517 | Wow! This delivery service is next level! | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
2518 | What do you mean you wanted pepperoni on the side | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
2519 | Next time could you please eat out | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2520 | Let us know when there is a table available | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
2521 | Next time, just get DiGiorno. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2522 | I hope you understand why this wasn't delivered in under thirty minutes | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2523 | We can’t give you a raise, but here’s a pizza! | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2524 | Did you remember the ranch | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2525 | Who ordered a balanced meal? | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2526 | Your grandchildren will also get high and order pizza. | 1.2222 | 0.06915 | 72 | 62 | 4 | 6 |
2527 | Split it up guys, I ain't making the trip again. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2528 | Lots of vegetables for a balanced diet Sir. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2529 | Little-known fact… This is the origin of the “domino effect”. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2530 | Wow, this is so Kafkaesque. | 1.2209 | 0.06055 | 86 | 73 | 7 | 6 |
2531 | I've never delivered to a cliché before. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2532 | We built this city—we built this city on pizza dough | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2533 | I need exact change...of pants. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2534 | But they said tip was already included… | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
2535 | I swear it was hot when I entered the lobby. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2536 | We also had some seating downstairs | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
2537 | We ordered sausage, this is pepperoni | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2538 | Would you mind bringing us 4 mor pizzas? | 1.2208 | 0.06568 | 77 | 66 | 5 | 6 |
2539 | What's a cell phone? Who's Joe Biden? | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
2540 | Sorry for the wait boys. Traffic is killer right now. | 1.2208 | 0.06568 | 77 | 66 | 5 | 6 |
2541 | NOW I have to ask someone to talk me off the ledge! | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2542 | Sorry it took longer than thirty minutes. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2543 | I'll be back with the soft drinks--never!" | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2544 | Hope you don’t mind that we had to substitute jalapeño peppers as the 5th topping | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2545 | Sorry it's late, I turned left at I-beam 9 when I shuld have turned right. | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
2546 | I was down there at 29 minutes. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2547 | Someone missed out on the hat memo. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2548 | Sorry, this is Lunch atop a Skyscraper. We’ve never heard of Dogs playing Poker. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2549 | I get it. Nobody wants pineapple on their pizza. I'll be right back with the pizza you ordered . | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2550 | Sorry it took me 92 years and fifteen minutes. Traffic was terrible. | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2551 | Fyi,we now offer indoor seating. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2552 | You can tip on the app. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2553 | Please, no tipping today. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2554 | I told them I can do anythimg a drone can do. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2555 | I forgot the napkins in my car. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2556 | Please don’t tip me, Paulie, please. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2557 | I'm double parked. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2558 | Careful! It’s still piping hot! | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2559 | High-Risk Labor and Delivery | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2560 | First, I want you to promise you'll recycle the packaging. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2561 | Sorry…your boss said ‘no beer’. | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
2562 | When Grub Hub sent the memo that they want to elevate the food delivery experience, I thought I was going to have to start wearing a tie to work! | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2563 | It's only cut into eight slices, so maybe you can arm wrestle for the last three. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2564 | Please, gentlemen, no tipping is necessary! | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2565 | Apologies, drones are on strike | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2566 | Might I suggest our in-store specials which include free drink refills, complimentary breadsticks and vertigo-free seating? | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
2567 | Now how do I get back to the 21st century? | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
2568 | Well, yeah, it is New York pizza. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2569 | If you tip me massively you get napkins. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2570 | Okay, one Mile-high Pie. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2571 | Oh, We didn't order Pepperoni. Take it back. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2572 | How much do you guys pay in rent for this place?" | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2573 | "Here ya go - 'beam me up, Scottie' just took on a whole new meaning. | 1.2192 | 0.06826 | 73 | 63 | 4 | 6 |
2574 | We're taking curbside pickup to new heights. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2575 | Is there a bathroom nearby? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2576 | Sorry I’m a little late, but my phone kept telling me I couldn’t get here on my bicycle. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2577 | Can you let us know when a table indoors opens up. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2578 | Careful with the box - it could kill someone! | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2579 | Too cheesy to be true | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2580 | The anchovies are on the side, don't drop them. | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
2581 | Please don't tip too much! | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2582 | We ordered pepperoni. The sausage is for the guys two girders over. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2583 | It's free. They paid for product placement in millions of posters to come. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2584 | 30 flights and it's free | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2585 | Sorry, but, neither of us carry our wallets with us. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2586 | Careful: it’s very hot! | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2587 | You took the picture already?!? | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2588 | We said "no onions" | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2589 | There’s a high delivery fee for the pie. Ilene Reynolds West Islip, NY | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2590 | Anchovies? I think we forgot the anchovies... | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2591 | Have you tried contact-less delivery? | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2592 | Sorry for the delay. Spider-Man’s off today. | 1.2184 | 0.06210 | 87 | 75 | 5 | 7 |
2593 | I’m sorry. We didn’t have a 30 minutes or less guarantee when you ordered this in 1932.” | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2594 | I’ll be right back with your drinks. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2595 | Boy, our time travel service charge has got to hurt by 1930’s wage standards. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2596 | Sorry. I don’t have any change with me. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2597 | Did he remember the extra pepper? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2598 | Sorry to do this to you but we definitely ordered the cauliflower crust! | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2599 | Sorry. The two other pies were pilfered by a pair of peregrine falcons. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2600 | Sorry, it got cut into six pieces. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2601 | But we ordered two. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2602 | Is it gluten-free? What's gluten? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2603 | I'm also supposed to tell you you're not being paid, but you can use the images for your portfolio. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2604 | Don’t look now, but there’s a guy with a camera over there taking photos of us | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2605 | Some guy down there was asking to take your picture but i told him to get lost! | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2606 | Looks like you guys have to fight for the last slice | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2607 | Over-tip me before I tip you over. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2608 | Extra peppers? Fuhgeddaboudit! | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2609 | You called in a pizza for six. Where, uh, is the....oh, heavens! | 1.2174 | 0.06807 | 69 | 59 | 5 | 5 |
2610 | Keep in mind that if you pick off the onions someone below could be seriously injured. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2611 | When altruism wears the face of fear | 1.2174 | 0.05002 | 69 | 54 | 15 | 0 |
2612 | Alright boys, get it while it's hot | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2613 | I really should have asked for hazard pay. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2614 | Nah, you can pay me when you come back down." | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2615 | One more floor, and you'd be outside our delivery area. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2616 | I would have been here sooner but I ran into a flock of pigeons on the 83rd floor. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2617 | Your wife forgot to pack your lunch box so she used the app. | 1.2174 | 0.05747 | 92 | 78 | 8 | 6 |
2618 | Um, we're going to nhttps://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/62758558c788a8976566d0cc/master/w_1160,c_limit/220516_a26067_802.jpgeed napkins. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2619 | No you’re not the most high customers I have had this week. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2620 | Next time order through UberEats. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2621 | I just want to be clear that you gentlemen heard me say to tip me, and not tip me over. | 1.2174 | 0.05002 | 69 | 54 | 15 | 0 |
2622 | Careful, the anchovies are kind of slippery. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2623 | This one is also free. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2624 | On the ad, it said if you took more than thirty minutes the pizza was free... | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2625 | Sorry it took over 30 minutes to get here. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2626 | I hope I got the topping right. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2627 | Depression or no Depression, I deserve a tip. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2628 | Large Skyscraper, 5 toppings, hold the chicken | 1.2169 | 0.06192 | 83 | 71 | 6 | 6 |
2629 | The invention of pizza was such a boon to construction workers because it would still be edible after a 20-story fall. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2630 | They were out of the pre-sliced. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2631 | Most of the napkins are on 59th Street | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
2632 | There's not enough here for all of you, so push the guy at the end off. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2633 | Sorry it took so long parking was not a pizza cake | 1.2169 | 0.06192 | 83 | 71 | 6 | 6 |
2634 | you got any openings? pizza delivery is hard work. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2635 | No wonder the ‘special instructions for delivery’ were so long | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2636 | So… where do you use the bathroom then? | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2637 | I hate topping out parties. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
2638 | Oh crud. I forgot the breadsticks. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
2639 | It might be a little smushed... | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2640 | I have to run back down because I left your garlic knots in the car. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2641 | I'll be right back; I forgot the soda in the car | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2642 | Twenty-nine minutes and forty-eight seconds. Cuttin’ it close, pal. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2643 | We tried to call back- now we only need it cut into five slices. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2644 | You did say pepperoni, mushrooms but no anchovies? | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2645 | Never mind the tip -- can you lend me a parachute? | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2646 | Okay, that'll be 25.99 and... Oh did you hear about that Epstein guy? He didn't kill himself! | 1.2162 | 0.06460 | 74 | 63 | 6 | 5 |
2647 | Here, think about this cartoon while your human rights are stolen from you! | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2648 | I dropped the sodas a few floors down. Anyone have a blue sedan? | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2649 | You'll get used to it. We have 32 more stories to build. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2650 | Ok, this first one is the pepperoni. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2651 | When you take your job to new heights-literally. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2652 | This puts getting high into a whole new perspective. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2653 | You know, the view is a lot better from 30 Rock’s scaffolding | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2654 | Hey, is this 4B? | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2655 | A balanced meal for 5. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2656 | I'll go back and get the napkins. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2657 | Thirty minutes or it's free? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2658 | Sorry about the buffalo wings. I used them to get up here. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
2659 | ‘It took you longer than 30 minutes to get here. That means a free pie for us, doesn’t it boys?’ | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2660 | Any tips on how to get down? | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2661 | Sorry I'm late. My GPS is vertically challenged. | 1.2159 | 0.05927 | 88 | 75 | 7 | 6 |
2662 | You’re late — so I guess it’s free for us. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2663 | They were all out of pineapple" | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2664 | I come all the way up here with the pie and the little guy won't eat anchovies? | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2665 | There’s nothing like pizza when you’re high. | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2666 | Try to be careful, it's still hot | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2667 | I’m never delivering pizza this high again. | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2668 | This one's on the house. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2669 | I had a hell of a time finding you guys! | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2670 | After you eat the first five slices, whoever remains can share the remaining three.. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2671 | Down you go. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2672 | It’s a 4cut. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2673 | Sorry this took so long. We've never been asked to make one in black & white. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2674 | We didn't order no pizza! | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2675 | Thought you guys retired already. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2676 | There'll be a $5,000 delivery charge. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2677 | Hold this for a sec. I think my phone app gave me the wrong directions." | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2678 | Umm, can we meet on the street next time? | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2679 | Would you like me to take your picture? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2680 | You guys don't have union rights either, huh? | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2681 | No, that's not what we ordered. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2682 | At what point is DoorDash really a side-hustle? | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2683 | Last time I work for a place that promises ‘30 minutes or less!’ | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2684 | Just for you guys, we're waiving the five second rule. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2685 | Six pieces here , guys. Don't fight over the last one! | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2686 | You can skip the tip. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2687 | This is crazy! Who cuts a pizza into five slices? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2688 | here's your half sausage, half-crazy. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2689 | I’m gonna be in so much trouble, my boss told me to stop getting high on the job. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2690 | Hey I'm always happy to help, but you guys probably get great phone service up here. You don't need to keep calling me to deliver you porno mags hidden in pizza boxes. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
2691 | We can't eat this. It's cold. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2692 | Whose pie-in-the-sky idea was this, anyway? | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2693 | You guys should probably be looking for a more well-balanced diet. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2694 | I'm late because I wasn't told what floor you were on. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2695 | Do you have change for a $20 | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2696 | We ordered two large pepperoni pizzas | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2697 | Delivery charge is $100.00. | 1.2143 | 0.05885 | 84 | 71 | 8 | 5 |
2698 | Love their policy… defy death or it’s free. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2699 | I thought you ordered 6 slices | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2700 | I ate all the toppings. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2701 | Please don’t litter with the box. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2702 | I shouldn't be up here, but I kneaded the dough. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2703 | No, I don't have any change. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2704 | Watch your step going back through that fog. That's how we lost Joe and Eddie. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2705 | Make sure you'll hand it to the last guy | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2706 | Did you need a fork with that? | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2707 | . But we ordered 2 pizzas...... | 1.2143 | 0.07078 | 56 | 47 | 6 | 3 |
2708 | All right, who ordered the grinder on a girder? | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2709 | You guys ought to skip lunch. | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2710 | C'mon -- you didn't order pepperoni? | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2711 | Taking fast food to the next level | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2712 | Pesto, Pineapple, Anchovy. Boy you guys are brave. | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2713 | Sorry, I just can't have pizza with pineapples on principle. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2714 | Did you remember napkins? | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2715 | Here’s a little slice of heaven. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2716 | Uber eats for john? | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2717 | Please be careful, it’s hot | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2718 | I always knew my career would soar to great heights. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2719 | Sorry kid, wrong floor. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2720 | I’ll be right back with the sodas. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2721 | I'm not the cook. He forgot the anchovies. Not me! | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2722 | Hold on to the pizza...'cause I might fall. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2723 | I said you should call and we'd come down. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2724 | When I am at street level I always wear a mask. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2725 | Are you sure you don’t want napkins? | 1.2133 | 0.06379 | 75 | 64 | 6 | 5 |
2726 | Delivery within a mile radius doesn't mean THIS! | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2727 | Take it back; it’s cold! | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2728 | The guy who ordered this passed me on his way down, you can have it. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2729 | Here's your Pie-in-The-Sky order for four! | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2730 | Sorry, the napkins slipped my mind. Be right back. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2731 | I'll be back in about 5 hours with your garlic bread. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2732 | This wasn't the "delivery to Highline" I was expecting... | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2733 | You guys are pretty safe up here, because jet fuel can't melt steel beams. | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2734 | All this for a five cent tip. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2735 | I said, “hold the olives!” | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2736 | @newyorkercartoons When you're high, have the pizza pie delivered. | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2737 | Sorry, there's only a slice left. I got hungry climbing up here. | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2738 | I don't remember if I sliced it. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2739 | A quarter tip? Gee, thanks. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2740 | I figured you guys were high—but not this. | 1.2125 | 0.06083 | 80 | 68 | 7 | 5 |
2741 | Don't let any oil from the pizza get on the beam! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2742 | New York pizza, present in every Historical moment of the city. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2743 | Okay, and who has the Drizly order? | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2744 | Whew! It was a bitch cutting it in fifths! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2745 | Because of the gravity of the current environment tips aren't expected,thanks. | 1.2125 | 0.06083 | 80 | 68 | 7 | 5 |
2746 | I come from the future. Things aren’t great. Thought this might cheer you up. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2747 | Finally. We’ve been waiting here for 90 years. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2748 | Is there a faster way down? | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2749 | Your Pie-in-the Sky delivery is here! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2750 | Yeah, well, ‘Watch your step’ is a good tip but not a sufficient tip. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2751 | That was 31 minutes, buddy. Thanks for the free pizza. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2752 | When I first saw the address, I thought -which moron ordered pizza from inside the store? | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2753 | What do you mean, no anchovies? | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2754 | Just to let you know guys, the $1 dollar pizza isn't $1 anymore! | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2755 | We asked for no mushrooms. | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
2756 | Just tip me in the app. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2757 | There are only 4 slices. How are you going to solve this? | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2758 | The photographer says "sorry," he's been delayed. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2759 | Contents may have shifted during delivery. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2760 | You guys know I don’t get hazard pay, right? | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2761 | sorry it took so long, parking up here is a pain. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2762 | What 'unclear delivery instructions'? I definitely mentioned that 'we're REALLY high' when I called in the order! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2763 | It's a living | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2764 | It’s high time you got here! | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2765 | No, I have to delve to the guy on the end, he ordered it. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2766 | Is that all I get? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2767 | Which one of you guys is Kong? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2768 | Pull taffy. Should be fun! | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
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