Contest #802


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802

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “We usually don’t deliver above Eighty-second Street.”
  2. “Actually, I’d rather you not tip me.”
  3. “This pizza’s on me if you never order from us again.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-05-15T20:32:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-05-29T20:33:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-05-23T20:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 30, 2022
Number of captions 5772
Number of responses 724844
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It was so much easier when everyone was still working from home. 1.8962 0.01895 1772 665 626 481
1 Be careful. It's hot. 1.8931 0.01554 2845 1145 859 841
2 I'm surprised you didn't order wings. 1.8776 0.01657 2362 928 795 639
3 This is from the ladies over there on the 40th floor balcony 1.8324 0.01338 3634 1538 1167 929
4 We usually don’t deliver above 82nd Street. 1.8230 0.01227 4351 1878 1365 1108
5 Separate checks? Really? 1.8031 0.01673 2326 1031 722 573
6 Funny how we never get the same delivery guy. 1.7997 0.01324 3645 1602 1171 872
7 John will pay you. That's John on the end. 1.7988 0.01962 1610 693 548 369
8 When you guys called saying you were high and craving pizza, I was picturing something else. 1.7889 0.01265 4088 1860 1231 997
9 Nice try, but I still made it in under 30 minutes. 1.7886 0.01870 1750 759 602 389
10 I'd appreciate it if you didn't tip me. 1.7850 0.01905 1637 700 589 348
11 You guys are fearless - pineapple AND anchovies?! 1.7831 0.01502 2835 1280 890 665
12 Why aren't you guys getting the large anymore? And where's Frank? 1.7821 0.01165 4888 2269 1415 1204
13 No five second rule for you guys,am I right? 1.7778 0.01830 1872 841 606 425
14 …So what’s the second fastest way down? 1.7693 0.01342 3420 1538 1133 749
15 When DoorDash said I was 800 feet away, I didn’t know it meant in this direction 1.7672 0.01473 2715 1189 969 557
16 This is not what I expected when they said delivery was in Upper Manhattan. 1.7672 0.01443 2964 1340 974 650
17 Please, don't drop it again. 1.7632 0.02184 1288 584 425 279
18 With the delivery charge, it's $983." 1.7619 0.01562 2566 1181 815 570
19 Would have figured you guys to be more adventurous than plain cheese. 1.7583 0.01478 2756 1243 936 577
20 What do you mean, I've got the wrong address? 1.7545 0.01883 1711 780 571 360
21 It IS an extra large.... Everything looks smaller from up this high. 1.7519 0.01829 1697 744 630 323
22 Try not to drop this one. 1.7504 0.01087 5232 2433 1672 1127
23 For the record, this isn't what we mean by free delivery within 2,000 feet. 1.7495 0.01792 1896 874 623 399
24 Sorry it took so long, I had to take the stairs 1.7477 0.01876 1625 721 593 311
25 You want a tip? Don't look down" 1.7470 0.01903 1676 774 552 350
26 You guys need to stop challenging our "30 minutes or it's free" policy. 1.7452 0.01960 1495 668 540 287
27 Don't look down is not exactly the tip I was hoping for. 1.7399 0.01580 2399 1111 801 487
28 Napkins? Sure, be right back. 1.7377 0.01478 2711 1251 920 540
29 I’d actually prefer if you didn’t tip me. 1.7337 0.02864 736 346 240 150
30 You ordered a pizza for… six? 1.7274 0.01661 2175 1030 708 437
31 It would be safer if you were wearing masks and sitting 6 feet apart. 1.7213 0.02826 793 392 230 171
32 Please, don't tip 1.7185 0.01865 1641 764 575 302
33 No tips needed thanks,just the balance. 1.7157 0.01977 1463 685 509 269
34 When you said your crew was ‘pretty high’ I wasn’t expecting this 1.7133 0.02055 1364 644 467 253
35 If you drop it, it'll be on the house. 1.7097 0.01670 2108 1014 692 402
36 And one more thing. Can you take a picture of us? 1.7092 0.02260 1183 579 369 235
37 Wait! This isn't the 64th floor? 1.7084 0.01914 1557 737 537 283
38 That’ll be $22.50 and a clean pair of underpants. 1.7075 0.01918 1658 819 505 334
39 Please tell me I have the right floor. 1.6990 0.01518 2445 1167 847 431
40 You guys are braver than I am. I’d never eat one of these. 1.6951 0.02192 1171 562 404 205
41 This time, don’t drop it. 1.6889 0.01648 2276 1167 650 459
42 Our ad does say we deliver above 14th Street. 1.6850 0.01624 2311 1183 673 455
43 You guys are fearless! Nobody orders Chicago pizza here in Brooklyn. 1.6809 0.01654 2429 1318 568 543
44 It will be a total of 80 dollars. Ten for the pizza, fifty for the delivery, and twenty for a new pair of pants. 1.6807 0.02832 736 372 227 137
45 No, I'm not afraid of heights. It's the subway that scares me. 1.6776 0.01961 1458 719 490 249
46 Why can’t you just have lunch pails like those guys in the picture 1.6732 0.01815 1680 829 571 280
47 Here's yesterday's order. 1.6729 0.01723 2210 1204 525 481
48 I prefer the word ‘gratuity’. 1.6710 0.01783 2015 1086 506 423
49 Did you guys get the word that it's safe to eat indoors now? 1.6707 0.01782 1992 1066 516 410
50 You know what, don't worry about tipping. 1.6698 0.01815 1596 770 583 243
51 This pizza’s on me if you never order from us again. 1.6569 0.01926 1632 870 452 310
52 Five hungry men, six slices, what could go wrong? 1.6541 0.02056 1246 618 441 187
53 One 'Pie in the Sky' pizza. 1.6529 0.02132 1236 636 393 207
54 You’re kidding — nobody ordered a pizza? 1.6515 0.02033 1432 760 411 261
55 Sorry for the delay. First 2 guys didn’t make it. 1.6474 0.02107 1350 726 374 250
56 Weren’t there six of you on Monday? 1.6439 0.02065 1404 759 386 259
57 Don’t worry. If you drop it, it’s on the house. 1.6392 0.02246 1142 609 336 197
58 I felt safer when we were all wearing masks. 1.6385 0.02206 1267 702 321 244
59 They said this would be my last delivery. 1.6355 0.02227 1196 652 328 216
60 You know, you can save $3 if you pick it up yourself. 1.6280 0.02356 1035 561 298 176
61 just don't drop this one 1.6278 0.02424 884 455 303 126
62 Oh, wait, is this twenty-SEVEN West 34th? 1.6252 0.02305 1062 573 314 175
63 Sorry for the delay. I had trouble parking - apparently there is some kind of construction in the area. 1.6225 0.02521 837 440 273 124
64 Ah, don’t read anything into this, but it’s cut into quarters. 1.6221 0.02672 815 449 225 141
65 Could you also take our picture? 1.6217 0.03119 608 338 162 108
66 It's been a riveting experience. 1.6178 0.02528 764 388 280 96
67 Don't look down" isn't exactly the tip I was looking for. 1.6158 0.02478 997 570 240 187
68 No tip, please. Just the balance. 1.6152 0.02689 881 515 190 176
69 Next time order the wings. 1.6140 0.02558 969 566 211 192
70 It's hot, so be careful. 1.6136 0.02548 942 540 226 176
71 Please do not tip me, dear GOD, no TIPPING!!! 1.6083 0.02571 845 466 244 135
72 The calzone is on the house—the one below us. 1.6060 0.02810 764 440 185 139
73 You mean this isn't the Chrysler Building? 1.6059 0.02676 751 408 231 112
74 Who had the 'Build Your Own?' 1.6047 0.02472 860 463 274 123
75 I hate to be that kind of guy but we actually ordered a margherita pizza not a pepperoni 1.6039 0.02887 664 367 193 104
76 My mistake, fellas, this one's for the Chrysler Building. 1.6033 0.02678 799 450 216 133
77 You ever notice we never have the same delivery boy twice? 1.5998 0.02680 812 464 209 139
78 It's the fall special. 1.5979 0.02757 771 443 195 133
79 Sorry for the wait. First two guys didn't make it. 1.5974 0.02702 755 421 217 117
80 It's cold. 1.5969 0.02757 784 455 190 139
81 Oh the ambulance? That's for the first delivery man. 1.5943 0.02944 599 326 190 83
82 29 minutes. Nice try, fellas 1.5942 0.02744 722 402 211 109
83 Oh wait ; this is for next door! 1.5941 0.02792 749 432 189 128
84 Don't even think about tipping me. 1.5932 0.02734 735 412 210 113
85 If I were you guys, I think I would have ordered the wings instead!" 1.5932 0.02776 730 414 199 117
86 When you said you were high and needed a pizza delivered this is not what I envisioned. 1.5922 0.02867 716 416 176 124
87 Please select contactless delivery next time. 1.5889 0.02962 647 371 171 105
88 I am afraid you’ll tip. 1.5882 0.02885 595 320 200 75
89 So, bad news, I left the sides of ranch in the scooter 1.5882 0.02855 595 317 206 72
90 Yes, we are a cloud-based company 1.5876 0.02945 645 368 175 102
91 I don't care if it took me longer than 30 minutes, you are not getting this for free. 1.5874 0.02792 681 379 204 98
92 When you said sixty-second floor I thought there would be a floor." 1.5871 0.02838 695 397 188 110
93 And could you get us some napkins? 1.5857 0.02803 729 422 187 120
94 That’ll be twenty bucks for the pizza. And a five hundred dollar delivery charge. 1.5853 0.02921 668 386 173 109
95 Watch out; it's hot! 1.5840 0.02737 714 401 209 104
96 This is my pie in the sky special 1.5839 0.03170 548 312 152 84
97 Please don’t tip. Please don’t tip. 1.5831 0.02993 650 381 159 110
98 I’m gonna go out on a ledge and say you ordered ‘The Works’? 1.5806 0.03178 515 287 157 71
99 One floor higher and you would have been outside of our delivery zone. 1.5799 0.03007 638 374 158 106
100 Actually, I'd rather you not tip me. 1.5796 0.02901 647 369 181 97
101 Yeah,we'll give you a tip; don't look down 1.5759 0.03047 632 376 148 108
102 That'll be 23 bucks for the pizza and $450.00 for delivery. 1.5750 0.02893 673 393 173 107
103 This is freaking me out. Could you please put on your mask?" 1.5744 0.03180 578 344 136 98
104 The large pepperoni comes to $22, plus the $4,000 delivery fee. 1.5716 0.02945 656 387 163 106
105 Sorry it's late but your address hasn't been built yet. 1.5696 0.02914 625 358 178 89
106 Yeah, I can do change for a twenty - just gotta get my wallet from the car. 1.5685 0.03052 577 333 160 84
107 Indoor dining was too dangerous? 1.5673 0.03230 550 328 132 90
108 Maybe you guys should’ve ordered wings. 1.5655 0.03307 534 322 122 90
109 Normally we don’t deliver this far uptown. 1.5654 0.03059 573 332 158 83
110 Please, no tipping. 1.5649 0.03122 570 336 146 88
111 Nah… the hard part was cutting it into 5 pieces. 1.5627 0.03315 526 317 122 87
112 First time I’m happy to not be tipped. 1.5605 0.03260 512 301 135 76
113 I'm used to customers who order when they're high. 1.5603 0.03416 473 280 121 72
114 Sorry but we ordered the anchovy. The pepperoni is for the guys on beam 7. 1.5594 0.03061 556 321 159 76
115 "So, you're down to five guys now?" 1.5585 0.03183 521 303 145 73
116 I've heard people like pizza when they're high, but this is ridiculous. 1.5571 0.03387 490 294 119 77
117 Be right back, I left the breadsticks in the car. 1.5564 0.03181 514 298 146 70
118 Well! About time. We ordered this in 1935 1.5546 0.03514 485 301 99 85
119 Sorry it's so late. The first few guys didn't make it. 1.5543 0.03119 525 303 153 69
120 Wait,this isn't 15 east 24th street? 1.5535 0.03460 477 290 110 77
121 Go slow, the soda guy is only on the fifth floor! 1.5521 0.03170 509 295 147 67
122 Please tell me you're not interested in our loyalty program. 1.5517 0.03547 435 260 110 65
123 Sorry about no napkins, I shit my pants on the way up here. 1.5514 0.03328 535 332 111 92
124 That’ll be $22.50 and a new pair of underwear. 1.5497 0.03211 493 286 143 64
125 Believe me, the last thing I need right now is a tip. 1.5491 0.03348 479 285 125 69
126 I threw in some coupons to a rival store. 1.5480 0.03691 427 264 92 71
127 Wow, thanks! But we didn't order a pizza. 1.5477 0.03458 440 260 119 61
128 The pizza costs $9.95 but the delivery charge is $250 1.5472 0.03411 477 289 115 73
129 You’ll have to pick it up the next time. I’m not risking it on my bicycle in midtown traffic. 1.5468 0.03464 470 287 109 74
130 No tipping; definitely no tipping. 1.5465 0.03641 430 264 97 69
131 Our High Rise crust pizza. 1.5462 0.03244 509 304 132 73
132 Sorry, I had a little trouble finding the ‘not yet 99th floor’ 1.5455 0.03423 451 268 120 63
133 It's free. Please don't call again. 1.5449 0.03349 479 287 123 69
134 The pizza is $5.75. The delivery charge is $230.00 1.5420 0.03775 393 241 91 61
135 That's $19.95 for the pizza and $2,000 for the delivery charge. 1.5420 0.03685 441 279 85 77
136 Separate checks? 1.5409 0.03361 477 288 120 69
137 GPS had a hell of a time finding this place. 1.5408 0.03284 466 273 134 59
138 Okay, who ordered pie in the sky? 1.5401 0.03456 474 293 106 75
139 The guy at the other end of the bar says that this one is on his tab 1.5383 0.03663 379 224 106 49
140 Please guys, NO tipping! 1.5373 0.03335 482 292 121 69
141 The pizza was still warm until about the 89th floor. 1.5372 0.03353 443 260 128 55
142 Yeah, sure, pizza can be part of a balanced diet. 1.5372 0.03397 430 252 125 53
143 Here's the pizza you ordered for six...well, five. 1.5367 0.03531 436 266 106 64
144 You can forget about the five second rule. 1.5365 0.03621 438 274 93 71
145 Be careful, this is hot. 1.5365 0.03369 466 281 120 65
146 So, I'd really love if you guys could give me 5 stars. 1.5364 0.03414 453 273 117 63
147 Be careful, it's really hot! 1.5362 0.03817 401 253 81 67
148 Your pie in the sky 1.5357 0.03603 420 257 101 62
149 No tipping! No tipping! 1.5344 0.03644 421 261 95 65
150 That pile of lunch boxes below, are they yours? 1.5338 0.03453 399 231 123 45
151 It wasn’t easy delivering this to 1932. 1.5335 0.03709 388 236 97 55
152 You know there's an up charge? 1.5333 0.03524 420 253 110 57
153 We’ve gotta change our commercial from “wherever you are, we deliver.” 1.5333 0.03433 405 235 124 46
154 Now this is what I a call pie in the sky! 1.5332 0.03389 437 259 123 55
155 Yup. Eight slices here. So you can each have two - after one simple adjustment. 1.5332 0.03575 422 258 103 61
156 It really does taste better when you’re high” 1.5326 0.03645 430 270 91 69
157 I cut six slices like you asked... where's the other...? 1.5312 0.03752 401 251 87 63
158 Thanks for meeting me halfway. 1.5307 0.03573 358 205 116 37
159 Seriously, no tipping! 1.5302 0.03673 398 244 97 57
160 Empire State Building? Uh, this order is for The Chrysler Building. 1.5288 0.03393 452 274 117 61
161 Don’t look down” isn’t much of a tip 1.5285 0.03528 439 272 102 65
162 Careful now, it's really hot. 1.5264 0.03309 454 271 127 56
163 You want it reheated? 1.5263 0.03830 323 189 98 36
164 Gotta talk to my boss about "Free Delivery Everywhere." 1.5260 0.03830 384 242 82 60
165 Would you mind taking a picture of us while you're up here? 1.5258 0.03407 426 254 120 52
166 I would have been here sooner, but the floors are not marked that clearly. 1.5250 0.04054 320 196 80 44
167 Hang tight, I’ll be right back with drinks. 1.5245 0.03645 387 235 101 51
168 Sorry I'm so late. Elevator wasn't working. 1.5233 0.03546 365 212 115 38
169 Hey, if I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. 1.5231 0.03732 390 243 90 57
170 I actually prefer that you don’t tip me 1.5226 0.03520 421 258 106 57
171 Sorry I'm late! Google took me to the wrong girder again. 1.5216 0.03813 347 210 93 44
172 Yeah,I'm looking forward to drone delivery too. 1.5208 0.03743 361 219 96 46
173 After this, I'm taking down our 'We Deliver Any where!' sign! 1.5207 0.03616 386 234 103 49
174 But it WAS hot forty-seven floors below. 1.5204 0.03891 319 190 92 37
175 I’ve never been this high on the job. 1.5203 0.03947 344 214 81 49
176 I'll be right back with your change. 1.5194 0.03710 360 217 99 44
177 Careful. It's still hot. 1.5193 0.03756 362 221 94 47
178 Your tip better not be ‘Don’t look down’. 1.5183 0.03565 409 252 102 55
179 Napkins? You gotta be kidding! 1.5183 0.04064 301 182 82 37
180 To be honest, our competitor has much better pizza and a better price. 1.5178 0.03935 338 209 83 46
181 You guys sure did raise the bar for pizza deliveries. 1.5176 0.03588 398 244 102 52
182 Whose pie-in-the-sky idea was this?” 1.5173 0.03667 404 254 91 59
183 It’s with the compliments of the ladies on the other beam. 1.5169 0.03699 356 214 100 42
184 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer our indoor seating? 1.5165 0.03761 364 224 92 48
185 That will be $14, but please do not tip me when you hand me the money. 1.5158 0.03688 349 208 102 39
186 One pie in the sky, sir. 1.5147 0.03845 373 237 80 56
187 Don't look down" was not the tip I was looking for 1.5143 0.03917 350 220 80 50
188 The extra charge is for delivery. And my trauma therapy. 1.5137 0.03731 329 194 101 34
189 I need $17.50 and one pair of depends. 1.5132 0.03675 378 233 96 49
190 You guys ever think about ordering Chinese? 1.5117 0.03988 342 217 75 50
191 Don't go anywhere, I have to get your breadsticks. 1.5116 0.04125 303 188 75 40
192 No tips, fellas. Please, no tips. 1.5114 0.03774 352 216 92 44
193 Charlie on the other end has your tip 1.5111 0.03663 407 259 88 60
194 Seriously, I don’t need a tip 1.5103 0.03798 341 208 92 41
195 Careful, the box is hot! 1.5096 0.03849 363 230 81 52
196 Sure, we can give you a tip, take the elevator next time! 1.5080 0.03472 376 223 115 38
197 That's not for us: this is Twin Tower North,, you're looking for Twin Tower South. 1.5071 0.04032 351 229 66 56
198 We’ll need napkins. 1.5066 0.03591 379 232 102 45
199 Third time’s a charm. Man, I’m really gonna miss Carlos and Mike. 1.5063 0.04169 316 203 66 47
200 It's free if you promise not to order again. 1.5063 0.03902 318 194 87 37
201 You'll enjoy this. We call it 'Pie in the Sky.'" 1.5049 0.04116 309 195 72 42
202 I am offering a 100 percent discount next time for dine-in. 1.5044 0.03950 339 215 77 47
203 This really gives new meaning to pie in the sky 1.5041 0.03830 363 231 81 51
204 Careful now, it’s hot. 1.5040 0.03786 371 236 83 52
205 Don't cut me out of the picture this time, okay guys? 1.5033 0.04136 302 190 72 40
206 You missed the photographer by like five minutes. 1.5033 0.04062 304 189 77 38
207 Please, don't even think about tipping me! 1.5031 0.04052 318 201 74 43
208 I'm sorry , but I'm going to need exact change. 1.5027 0.03661 372 231 95 46
209 The missing slice went to the crane operator. 1.5018 0.04027 285 172 83 30
210 Afraid of heights? Don’t be ridiculous. I’m afraid of widths. 1.5018 0.04323 285 182 63 40
211 I'll be back with the change. 1.5016 0.03987 309 191 81 37
212 I am afraid they forgot to slice it. 1.5000 0.04003 318 200 77 41
213 The box can be folded into a paper airplane. 1.5000 0.04027 282 170 83 29
214 Seriously...you're not going to pull that old "if-it's-late-it's free" bit on me, are you? 1.5000 0.04036 290 177 81 32
215 All they told me was that the order came from one of the higher ups." 1.5000 0.03972 334 213 75 46
216 I’ll be right back with the next one. 1.5000 0.03971 316 197 80 39
217 Ernie? Extra large pepperoni for six? 1.5000 0.03993 300 184 82 34
218 You couldn’t have met me in the lobby? 1.4985 0.03878 337 212 82 43
219 I forgot the napkins. I'll be right back 1.4985 0.03980 323 204 77 42
220 All that traffic getting here! I'm lucky to be alive! 1.4984 0.03817 313 189 92 32
221 Thanks, buddy. We got a tip for you: Don't look down. 1.4984 0.04085 307 194 73 40
222 Careful, it's greasy. 1.4968 0.03984 312 195 79 38
223 I hope you don't mind my not wearing a mask. 1.4967 0.04021 300 186 79 35
224 Compliments of the ladies on the next beam up. 1.4965 0.04107 286 177 76 33
225 Where's Bernie? 1.4965 0.04241 282 178 68 36
226 Can I get a tip beyond, "Watch your step!" 1.4954 0.03925 329 208 79 42
227 This pizza is to die for. 1.4954 0.04060 327 212 68 47
228 Be real careful, it's hot. 1.4953 0.04110 317 205 67 45
229 I know I'm late and the pizza's cold...It's ok if you don't order from us ever again. 1.4952 0.04101 313 201 69 43
230 Pie in the Sky 1.4952 0.04045 311 197 74 40
231 Don't tip me. 1.4939 0.03781 326 200 91 35
232 Can we retake the photo without the pizza guy in the shot? 1.4935 0.03996 308 193 78 37
233 Nothing better than pizza when you’re this high 1.4934 0.04082 302 191 73 38
234 When you said you were high, I thought you meant something else. 1.4932 0.04194 294 188 67 39
235 I would have been here sooner, but my GPS couldn’t find your location. 1.4930 0.04128 284 177 74 33
236 Next time you want delivery, call Mario’s 1.4913 0.03845 346 221 80 45
237 In my career we don't have a safety net either. 1.4907 0.04013 322 207 72 43
238 The guy at the end has your tip. 1.4896 0.04260 288 186 63 39
239 No tipping, thanks. 1.4894 0.03780 329 204 89 36
240 Ah, now I understand the $75 tip. 1.4887 0.04368 266 170 62 34
241 For God's sake, don't tip me! 1.4886 0.04058 307 196 72 39
242 Don't look down"-- not quite the tip I had in mind 1.4884 0.03795 344 218 84 42
243 Take one and pass it on, this is as far as I'll go 1.4884 0.03870 301 184 87 30
244 I would have been here sooner but I had to change my pants. 1.4881 0.04127 295 188 70 37
245 We ordered two. 1.4869 0.04068 306 196 71 39
246 We really need conditions on the 'delivery radius' 1.4862 0.04139 253 153 77 23
247 Absolutely no tipping! 1.4858 0.04011 317 204 72 41
248 When you said you were really high, this is not what I pictured." 1.4854 0.04485 274 182 51 41
249 What do you mean nobody ordered pizza? 1.4850 0.04065 301 192 72 37
250 Separate checks will be a problem. 1.4847 0.03805 326 204 86 36
251 Sorry it took so long. I've been circling the block looking for a parking spot since 1932. 1.4838 0.04236 277 177 66 34
252 We usually don't deliver this far uptown. 1.4834 0.03906 331 213 76 42
253 I'll be right back, I forgot your napkins. 1.4833 0.03964 300 188 79 33
254 You don't need to tip me" 1.4828 0.03942 319 204 76 39
255 Wait this is for I-beam #76. You’re at #48. 1.4823 0.04088 282 177 74 31
256 When I overheard the manager say, 'That's a tall order,' I had no idea.... 1.4821 0.04046 280 174 77 29
257 It's $12.50 for the pizza and $6,000 for the insurance policy I bought to get here. 1.4818 0.04124 303 197 66 40
258 Thanks, but I'd rather you didn't tip me. 1.4816 0.04084 299 192 70 37
259 There’s an upcharge. 1.4809 0.04065 314 205 67 42
260 The crust may seem thinner up here. 1.4804 0.04310 281 184 59 38
261 The taste is riveting. 1.4795 0.03954 292 182 80 30
262 I really hope you aren't big tippers. 1.4775 0.04546 222 139 60 23
263 Had trouble finding the address — is this a new building? 1.4767 0.04421 279 187 51 41
264 Whaddaya mean it’s cold? 1.4756 0.03977 307 197 74 36
265 Weren't there 11 of you yesterday? 1.4754 0.04401 244 155 62 27
266 You guys ever consider pick up instead of delivery? 1.4751 0.03773 341 219 82 40
267 Still beats delivering for Amazon 1.4748 0.04192 278 179 66 33
268 Your GPS location was a bit misleading. 1.4747 0.03994 316 206 70 40
269 This is really above and beyond! 1.4744 0.04089 293 189 69 35
270 What do you mean you ‘didn’t order it with anchovies’? 1.4744 0.03944 293 184 79 30
271 Please don’t tip me. 1.4743 0.04293 272 177 61 34
272 Okay, here’s the first one… 1.4743 0.04417 272 181 53 38
273 We take pride in our service being above and beyond 1.4741 0.04609 232 150 54 28
274 Careful, our pizza is not a very well balanced meal. 1.4739 0.04336 249 158 64 27
275 There's a reason why our prices are sky high. 1.4735 0.04388 245 156 62 27
276 Sorry, I had to wait for the elevator to be built. 1.4731 0.04362 279 186 54 39
277 Extra anchovies! Talk about living dangerously! 1.4722 0.04297 252 160 65 27
278 Next time, there’ll be an up-charge. 1.4720 0.04285 250 158 66 26
279 Gives new meaning to “pie in the sky.” 1.4715 0.04336 246 156 64 26
280 When you're done, drop the box into the compost bin on 34th Street. 1.4714 0.03850 280 171 86 23
281 Oh… you wanted the gluten free? 1.4714 0.03850 280 171 86 23
282 Woah, careful! It's hot! 1.4713 0.04323 244 154 65 25
283 I’d say we’ve brought outdoor dining to the next level.” 1.4702 0.04114 285 184 68 33
284 Crap! I left your breadsticks in the car. 1.4701 0.04039 268 167 76 25
285 I would have been here sooner but my GPS couldn't find you. 1.4701 0.04331 234 146 66 22
286 I’ll settle for a tip on how to get down. 1.4699 0.04445 249 162 57 30
287 Can you switch to chinese for a week or two? We're running low on delivery men 1.4695 0.04381 262 172 57 33
288 There's four slices. Be nice. 1.4694 0.04231 245 153 69 23
289 Sorry it's late guys, but the elevator was out and I had to take the crane. 1.4690 0.04294 258 166 63 29
290 Wait. . . we also asked for wings. 1.4681 0.04085 282 181 70 31
291 Please throw away the empty box responsibly. 1.4675 0.04663 231 152 50 29
292 We normally don't deliver to 1932. 1.4671 0.03949 304 196 74 34
293 Sorry to interrupt the photo shoot. 1.4667 0.04143 285 186 65 34
294 Sorry I’m late. Your order didn’t have a floor number. 1.4667 0.04152 270 173 68 29
295 Do me a favor and next time call DoorDash. 1.4661 0.04588 236 155 52 29
296 As our slogan says, we go above and beyond. 1.4660 0.04750 206 132 52 22
297 Just beware of the Domino's Effect. 1.4658 0.04696 234 156 47 31
298 This explains the $500 tip. 1.4656 0.03939 305 197 74 34
299 Here's your order -- a pie in the sky. 1.4642 0.04208 265 171 65 29
300 I dropped it so now it’s thin crust. 1.4634 0.04333 246 158 62 26
301 Oh man, I forgot the napkins! 1.4630 0.04233 257 165 65 27
302 This is the highest our dough has ever risen. 1.4628 0.04385 242 156 60 26
303 My next delivery is to a sailor and nurse in Times Square. 1.4626 0.04665 214 138 53 23
304 Oh damn, I forgot the garlic bread! 1.4618 0.03930 275 172 79 24
305 Don't look down? That's my tip?! 1.4615 0.04506 247 164 52 31
306 I'd appreciate exact change 1.4608 0.03901 306 198 75 33
307 I'm running late. What's the fastest way to get down from up here? 1.4606 0.04377 254 167 57 30
308 Forks? Youse guys want forks? 1.4598 0.04588 261 180 42 39
309 We didn’t order this. 1.4585 0.04690 229 153 47 29
310 This is the last time you will see me guys, I’m being replaced by a drone. 1.4578 0.04405 249 164 56 29
311 Sorry, I went to Street not Avenue. 1.4574 0.04296 223 139 66 18
312 I'll be right back with the other one. 1.4571 0.04187 245 155 68 22
313 Not what I expected when they said you were all high ... 1.4571 0.04458 245 162 54 29
314 So... What do you do with the box when you're finished? 1.4563 0.04292 252 164 61 27
315 Next time, I'd recommend ordering from the other place. 1.4561 0.04463 239 157 55 27
316 Would you mind taking a group photo of us? 1.4560 0.04317 250 163 60 27
317 Don't tip me this time. 1.4560 0.04427 250 166 54 30
318 No worries, I'm used to delivering to guys who are high and have the munchies. 1.4559 0.04389 261 175 53 33
319 Well, at least you guys have a union. 1.4553 0.04368 246 161 58 27
320 You could've been clearer on where this new bar in town was. 1.4550 0.04448 222 142 59 21
321 I’d like to suggest an elevated tip. 1.4549 0.04395 244 160 57 27
322 Careful, fellas—it might still be hot. 1.4539 0.04172 282 188 60 34
323 Welcome to the mile pie club. 1.4537 0.04551 227 149 53 25
324 “Just letting you know, I’m the last surviving delivery man.” 1.4537 0.04342 216 135 64 17
325 Can you at least leave me a 5-star rating? 1.4534 0.04278 247 160 62 25
326 I normally deliver to a different kind of high. 1.4534 0.04583 236 158 49 29
327 "I never thought I'd say this, but please don't tip me 1.4526 0.04520 232 153 53 26
328 $2027.00 1.4524 0.04506 252 171 48 33
329 Here is your order for six. 1.4524 0.04435 252 169 52 31
330 Ok, whose the joker who also ordered a case of beer? 1.4523 0.04395 241 158 57 26
331 No! NO!! Do not TIP!!! 1.4522 0.04156 230 143 70 17
332 Hang on--I have to go back for the drinks. 1.4516 0.04659 217 143 50 24
333 I'm from the year 2023. Could you drop an I-beam on a Mister Fred Trump? He'll be crossing the street in, like, two minutes. 1.4512 0.04835 246 175 31 40
334 Don't tip me too much. 1.4508 0.04236 244 157 64 23
335 Who ordered the Pie in the Sky? 1.4508 0.04469 244 163 52 29
336 You know, it has been longer than 30 Minutes 1.4506 0.04463 233 153 55 25
337 It’s been a balancing act since we starting going back to the office 1.4502 0.04562 211 136 55 20
338 How long you guys been working remotely? 1.4494 0.04180 267 176 62 29
339 You guys know we have counter service, right? 1.4491 0.04486 216 139 57 20
340 Just ask for a drone delivery next time please! 1.4489 0.04579 225 149 51 25
341 Be careful, the box is really hot. 1.4488 0.04407 254 171 52 31
342 Smile, dammit! No way we're reshooting this ad. 1.4481 0.04691 212 140 49 23
343 Here you go fellas. That comes to $9.99 with a delivery fee of $127.50. Sure, I take Venmo. 1.4481 0.04643 212 139 51 22
344 If I drop it, it’s on the house. 1.4475 0.04626 219 145 50 24
345 No, This is the 46th beam, you wanna go to 46B 1.4463 0.04570 242 165 46 31
346 Sorry to keep you waiting, but I’m afraid of elevators 1.4459 0.04443 222 144 57 21
347 I'll be right back with your breadsticks 1.4457 0.04041 267 173 69 25
348 Don't look down!! How's that for a tip? 1.4454 0.04518 229 152 52 25
349 You'll like it. Our pizza is riveting. 1.4454 0.04389 229 149 58 22
350 Sorry for the delay. The first guy fell, but we saved the pizza. 1.4454 0.04518 229 152 52 25
351 Napkins? No, problem I’ll be right back. 1.4450 0.04690 209 138 49 22
352 Oh no,I've got the wrong address. 1.4444 0.04880 198 132 44 22
353 I just realised I left your drinks back in my car. 1.4439 0.04473 223 146 55 22
354 I'll be right back with your sodas. 1.4430 0.04404 237 157 55 25
355 What happened to the guy who wanted the Hawaiian? 1.4423 0.04754 208 139 46 23
356 Do you need napkins? I have napkins in the car. 1.4414 0.04664 222 150 46 26
357 Any of you know the best way down. 1.4413 0.04718 213 143 46 24
358 And my wife says SHE had a tough delivery. 1.4412 0.05274 170 114 37 19
359 $20 bucks for the pizza, $500 for delivery 1.4409 0.04826 220 152 39 29
360 Sorry to make you go back, but I ordered a gluten-free crust. 1.4396 0.04568 207 135 53 19
361 Skip the tip, just tell me how to get out of this alive. 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
362 No. No one here ordered a pizza. 1.4389 0.04809 221 153 39 29
363 Now I know why you ordered wings with this. 1.4389 0.04679 221 150 45 26
364 We have the highest ratings in the city. 1.4381 0.04718 210 141 46 23
365 . You took more than 20minutes.No charge, right! 1.4381 0.04620 210 139 50 21
366 Sorry I'm late. I stopped to cry on the twentieth floor. 1.4378 0.04605 217 145 49 23
367 Thank you! The last guy didn't make it this far. 1.4368 0.05181 174 117 38 19
368 Anchovies and pineapple. Are you guys nuts? 1.4364 0.04373 236 157 55 24
369 Sure, you can tip me. Just don't tip me. 1.4359 0.04767 195 129 47 19
370 Sorry for the delay. You know your doorbell isn’t working 1.4359 0.04358 234 155 56 23
371 Hey you, second from the left! Don't you know that smoking can kill you?! 1.4352 0.04745 193 127 48 18
372 31 minutes, I guess it's FREE! 1.4350 0.04890 200 136 41 23
373 No, I didn’t have any trouble finding the place. 1.4350 0.04557 223 150 49 24
374 I'm 43-years old, and this is my family's sole form of support. That's how it' s going. 1.4348 0.04461 207 134 56 17
375 I’ll be right back with the Pepsi 1.4346 0.04790 214 147 41 26
376 You're right, it is free. Even with the elevator working, I don't think I could make the 98th floor in 30 minutes. 1.4346 0.04664 191 124 51 16
377 Be extra careful. It's very hot. 1.4343 0.04874 198 134 42 22
378 Doesn’t Joe down there know smoking is dangerous? 1.4341 0.05247 182 126 33 23
379 My next delivery is on the house. 1.4338 0.04617 219 148 47 24
380 Uh, so just to confirm, you're not Hank, and he's on 45? 1.4338 0.04385 219 143 57 19
381 The photographer thought you could use a pick-me-up. 1.4335 0.05070 173 115 41 17
382 Pizza for 6? 1.4335 0.04629 203 134 50 19
383 Sorry I'm a little late. It took a while to figure out how to cut it into five slices... 1.4332 0.04461 217 143 54 20
384 I don't think "30 minutes or it's free" should apply here. 1.4327 0.04892 208 144 38 26
385 Umm… we’d be more comfortable if you wore a mask. 1.4326 0.05453 178 126 27 25
386 Um, yes, drone delivery would have been cooler. 1.4324 0.04830 185 122 46 17
387 I would have got here sooner but there’s no number on the building. 1.4322 0.04748 199 133 46 20
388 Still safer than dining in. 1.4318 0.04416 220 145 55 20
389 And please: no tipping. 1.4316 0.04438 234 158 51 25
390 Sorry it took so long. The thirteenth floor is missing. 1.4315 0.05046 197 137 35 25
391 This is for the guy on the end. 1.4309 0.04773 188 124 47 17
392 The box is empty, but the Times thought it would make a great photograph. 1.4307 0.04643 202 134 49 19
393 When the boss asked me if I wanted to move higher up, I should have said “no.” 1.4305 0.04509 223 150 50 23
394 This is why we charge for delivery 1.4300 0.04729 200 134 46 20
395 Sorry. OSHA rules only let me bring one at a time. 1.4300 0.04458 207 135 55 17
396 Don’t forget — we also do carryout! 1.4298 0.04213 228 148 62 18
397 Don't look down" is not the kind of tip I'm getting at 1.4293 0.04922 198 136 39 23
398 I prefer you don’t tip 1.4293 0.04541 205 135 52 18
399 Be sure to rate the delivery service "10" on our survey. 1.4286 0.04677 203 136 47 20
400 Did someone order a pie in the sky? 1.4286 0.04552 217 146 49 22
401 no tipping today, please 1.4286 0.04781 203 138 43 22
402 It's great to have a few minutes up here; the traffic down there is seriously scary. 1.4279 0.04289 229 151 58 20
403 So this is your idea of pie in the sky? 1.4279 0.04630 215 146 46 23
404 You should know we discourage tipping. 1.4279 0.04544 208 138 51 19
405 You can tip later 1.4278 0.04922 180 120 43 17
406 We ordered the wings 1.4277 0.04793 173 112 48 13
407 It's probably safer if we call it gratuity 1.4273 0.04413 220 146 54 20
408 Really taking advantage of the thirty minutes or less fellas 1.4272 0.04661 213 145 45 23
409 Is there a way down that’s faster than taking the stairs 1.4271 0.04525 199 130 53 16
410 Sorry I’m late, parking was tough. 1.4271 0.04641 192 126 50 16
411 High five! 1.4267 0.04388 225 150 54 21
412 You wanna “big tip”? OK! “Don’t look down”! 1.4256 0.04869 195 133 41 21
413 How about next time you guys get takeout? 1.4256 0.04814 195 132 43 20
414 You ordered the 'iconic photo' with extra cheese? 1.4250 0.04618 200 133 49 18
415 Wait! Where’s your mask? 1.4250 0.05505 160 111 30 19
416 This goes to the guy on the end. 1.4242 0.04760 198 134 44 20
417 I left the napkins in the car be right back. 1.4241 0.04942 191 131 39 21
418 From this height, let's not talk about tipping. 1.4240 0.04502 217 146 50 21
419 Yea, a tip would be appreciated. 1.4229 0.04312 227 151 56 20
420 Since you asked, I usually get tipped $1 per floor 1.4229 0.04811 201 138 41 22
421 Who says there’s no pie in the sky? 1.4222 0.04854 180 120 44 16
422 Sorry, but there’s only four pieces. 1.4216 0.04550 204 136 50 18
423 Eight slices for five guys? Now that’s dangerous! 1.4213 0.04987 197 138 35 24
424 Thank you for ordering from DareDash. 1.4211 0.04846 190 129 42 19
425 One gluten-free pizza with vegan cheese and arugula. 1.4208 0.04894 202 141 37 24
426 Any chance you can get the elevator installed before you order again? 1.4201 0.04374 219 146 54 19
427 Where's your mask ....safety is of utmost importance?" 1.4199 0.04387 231 157 51 23
428 Maybe you should have requested red pepper flakes when you ordered. 1.4198 0.04324 212 139 57 16
429 There are only four slices; hope that won't be a problem. 1.4197 0.04956 193 134 37 22
430 You guys been up here since the 30’s? 1.4194 0.04979 186 128 38 20
431 Don't tip me please 1.4194 0.04739 186 124 46 16
432 I'm sorry to hear that he fell off--but somebody's gotta pay. 1.4194 0.05558 155 108 29 18
433 There's four slices. You guys will have to figure it out. 1.4192 0.05069 198 141 31 26
434 And whose pie-in-the-sky idea was this? 1.4190 0.04606 210 143 46 21
435 Next time you forget your lunch pails, consider getting Chinese, please. 1.4186 0.04874 172 114 44 14
436 Why aren’t you guys social distancing! 1.4180 0.04685 189 126 47 16
437 Enjoy it while you can - we only deliver up to the 86th floor. 1.4178 0.05563 146 100 31 15
438 Under 30 minutes & over 300 feet. We're all impressed. 1.4167 0.04703 204 140 43 21
439 Sorry to interrupt your riveting discussion. 1.4167 0.05037 180 124 37 19
440 And I thought I had poor working conditions. 1.4162 0.04548 197 131 50 16
441 In about fifty feet you’ll be outside our delivery range, so enjoy it now. 1.4162 0.05055 173 118 38 17
442 You guys know there's an extra delivery charge, right... 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
443 We'd tip you, but. 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
444 Seriously, I don't want to be tipped. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
445 Thanks for not ordering drinks. 1.4159 0.04410 226 154 50 22
446 This will be my last delivery. 1.4157 0.04921 166 110 43 13
447 Sorry for the delay! Google Maps did not indicate that I should go up. 1.4155 0.04702 207 143 42 22
448 Is this 20 W. 34th? There's no building number. 1.4153 0.04316 236 161 52 23
449 Never delivering here again. 14th Street is crazy this time of day! 1.4152 0.05360 171 121 29 21
450 Next time, pizza’s on me if you meet me at the elevator. 1.4152 0.05230 171 119 33 19
451 Six slices, one for each of— 1.4151 0.05449 159 111 30 18
452 I’m back. No, it wasn’t grass fed. 1.4149 0.05049 188 132 34 22
453 Where’s my drink? 1.4146 0.04835 205 144 37 24
454 Careful, it's a bit greasy. 1.4144 0.05014 181 125 37 19
455 No tipping allowed! 1.4135 0.04532 208 141 48 19
456 I appreciate the thought, but when I mentioned a tip, I didn't mean, "don't look down." 1.4133 0.04894 196 137 37 22
457 We cut this in the normal 8 slices, good luck. 1.4130 0.04770 184 124 44 16
458 ‘Anywhere in Manhattan’ is a figure of speech. 1.4130 0.05072 184 129 34 21
459 "Hey, wait a second! This isn't Floor 82 1.4130 0.04832 184 125 42 17
460 Next time use the drone delivery app 1.4130 0.04438 230 159 47 24
461 You drop it, you bought it. 1.4128 0.05073 172 118 37 17
462 I really miss no-contact delivery. 1.4120 0.04694 216 152 39 25
463 Who ordered the Cheeses Mary Joseph? 1.4113 0.06045 141 102 20 19
464 I don't think you got here in under 30 minutes. 1.4103 0.04745 195 134 42 19
465 You may need to heat it up a little. 1.4096 0.04914 166 111 42 13
466 I hope that the person that took your phone order mentioned the $1,500 delivery charge”. 1.4096 0.04872 188 130 39 19
467 With all these toppings, I figured you guys were high. 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
468 This is above my pay grade 1.4094 0.05023 171 117 38 16
469 A twenty percent acrophobia charge was assessed to your credit card! 1.4093 0.04305 193 125 57 11
470 You guys been up here since 1932? 1.4088 0.04985 159 106 41 12
471 Spider man was busy 1.4086 0.04969 186 130 36 20
472 Don't feel bad - the pizza isn't finished either. 1.4083 0.05134 169 117 35 17
473 They told me I'd be delivering in the Heights, but this is ridiculous! 1.4083 0.05269 169 119 31 19
474 Pass it down, I’ll run back and get the next one. 1.4080 0.05026 174 120 37 17
475 your regular guy’s gone mountain climbing this weekend “ 1.4076 0.05640 157 113 24 20
476 Are you sure you ordered five Cokes? 1.4076 0.04530 211 145 46 20
477 That'll be $100...$25 for the pizza and $75 for a new pair of pants. 1.4072 0.05449 167 120 26 21
478 Thanks for installing the elevator, could you do floors next? 1.4067 0.04611 209 145 43 21
479 Be very careful...it's hot! 1.4064 0.04888 187 130 38 19
480 We actually ordered a large... 1.4064 0.04888 187 130 38 19
481 You’re lucky our delivery radius extends vertically. 1.4061 0.04480 197 132 50 15
482 You guys ordered the Mile High, extra cheese? 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
483 Be right back with your change - I left my petty cash in the car. 1.4057 0.05002 175 121 37 17
484 And a $60.00 delivery charge. Due now. 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
485 Who here wanted the pie in the sky? 1.4056 0.05026 180 126 35 19
486 I don’t know how you got me to do this, but, next time, when I knock, would someone please come down to answer the door?! 1.4056 0.05026 180 126 35 19
487 You're almost outside our delivery area. 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
488 There’s gonna be an up charge. 1.4050 0.04865 200 142 35 23
489 Didn’t you ask me to slice it into 6 pieces? 1.4045 0.04940 178 123 38 17
490 Oh oh, I'm about to sneeze. 1.4044 0.05024 183 129 34 20
491 Next time please do curbside pickup. 1.4041 0.05632 146 103 27 16
492 I know you guys have been waiting for your pizza delivery since you took that famous photo in 1932, but better late than never! 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
493 Sorry fellas, I had to wait for the photographer to leave. 1.4036 0.04981 166 113 39 14
494 PLEASE tell me you don't want separate checks. 1.4031 0.04665 196 135 43 18
495 Yeah, we deliver, but next time do me a favor, and order from my competitors! 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
496 What! You guys didn't order a pizza! 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
497 Here's your slice. I'll be back with the others. Next time you guys might consider ordering an entire pie. 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
498 Extra napkins?! 1.4024 0.04988 169 116 38 15
499 The guy without the hat has your tip. 1.4023 0.05150 174 123 32 19
500 Shoot, I left the breadsticks in the car. Be right bac 1.4020 0.04689 204 143 40 21
501 , “I forgot the cheesy bread sticks, I’ll be right back.” 1.4018 0.04380 224 155 48 21
502 Thanks for choosing Girder Dash. 1.4012 0.04957 167 114 39 14
503 If one of you falls, everyone can have two slices. 1.4012 0.05060 172 120 35 17
504 It's okay if you don't tip me." 1.4011 0.04825 177 121 41 15
505 You guys better be good tippers. 1.4011 0.04758 177 120 43 14
506 Just so you know sir, the delivery charge is going to be through the roof. 1.4011 0.04919 182 127 37 18
507 Phew! I almost didn’t get this to you in ‘30 minutes or less’! 1.4011 0.04919 182 127 37 18
508 You promise to leave me a good review, right? 1.4000 0.04708 160 105 46 9
509 This better be a great tip. 1.4000 0.04749 170 114 44 12
510 Sure you want us to tip you? 1.4000 0.05102 170 119 34 17
511 I'll be back with the napkins. 1.3990 0.04399 198 133 51 14
512 Yes, I actually do mind running back to the van to grab you guys some napkins 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
513 We also recommend maintaining 6’ between diners. 1.3988 0.05214 168 119 31 18
514 Don't bother tipping. Catch me next time. 1.3978 0.04778 186 129 40 17
515 Dividing by five was impossible, so I did six and ate a slice. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
516 I’d think you’d want a more balanced meal. 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
517 Drinks? What drinks? 1.3977 0.04941 171 118 38 15
518 Sorry, kid. Wrong address. 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
519 The other four are still in the truck. Maybe you can all start on this one while I run down. 1.3975 0.04928 161 109 40 12
520 Hang on, I’ll be right back with the cheese bread and a gallon of Ranch! 1.3974 0.05037 156 106 38 12
521 You can start on this while I get the other four. 1.3971 0.04473 204 140 47 17
522 Hopefully a balanced meal. 1.3967 0.04625 184 125 45 14
523 Is this free? It took more than 30 minutes. 1.3967 0.04689 184 126 43 15
524 Umm, I also ordered a bottle of coke? 1.3963 0.05162 164 115 33 16
525 Sorry, but I dropped the wings. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
526 Don't fight over the 6th slice ok guys? 1.3952 0.05093 167 117 34 16
527 It’s from your friend the photographer. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
528 And I thought biking in traffic was scary. 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
529 We have a no-tipping policy. 1.3949 0.05328 157 111 30 16
530 Your usual delivery kid? His parents grounded him. 1.3943 0.05308 175 128 25 22
531 This is one time I don't want to hear that word 'tip'. 1.3943 0.04989 175 123 35 17
532 Back in a whiff with the drinks. 1.3941 0.05027 170 119 35 16
533 What do you mean, you dropped your wallet? 1.3941 0.05163 170 121 31 18
534 Be right back, I left your bread sticks in the car. 1.3939 0.05278 165 118 29 18
535 I know the ad says 30 minutes but c’mon…give me a break. 1.3938 0.04864 160 108 41 11
536 I also accept safety tips. 1.3933 0.04524 178 119 48 11
537 It’s been more than 30 minutes 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
538 I don't want to tip either. 1.3924 0.05450 158 114 26 18
539 Forget the tip. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
540 I feel like one of you totally could have met me downstairs. 1.3922 0.05014 153 104 38 11
541 The drone is capturing my delivery for TikTok. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
542 “I’m a little nervous—it’s my first time delivering to upper management. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
543 Third time's the charm! 1.3913 0.04930 184 131 34 19
544 I hope you guys aren't as scared of over-tipping as I am of tipping-over. 1.3911 0.05030 179 128 32 19
545 Guys, no more jokes about tipping please. 1.3910 0.05110 156 108 35 13
546 I also sell life insurance if anyone's interested. 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
547 Sorry for taking longer thirty minutes, I had to wait for the first seventeen stories to be built. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
548 Might need a touch of the old blowtorch. 1.3904 0.05530 146 104 27 15
549 Who ordered pepperoni? 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
550 I'll be back with your drinks. 1.3899 0.05196 159 112 32 15
551 Tell that guy over there he shouldn't smoke. It is dangerous. 1.3892 0.05362 167 122 25 20
552 Don't get up! You can pay me later. 1.3889 0.04882 180 127 36 17
553 Thanks, guys! The cityscape poster you placed in the background will get me in The New Yorker for sure. 1.3886 0.04641 175 119 44 12
554 Sorry for the wait. I went to the wrong beam. 1.3883 0.04907 188 135 33 20
555 What do you mean, you can't tip? 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
556 Sorry guys, I went to Street not Avenue 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
557 Just don't think about the word "Dominoes." 1.3879 0.05129 165 117 32 16
558 Forgot the napkins. Back in an hour. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
559 I could get fired for saying this, but our competitor's pizza is much better. 1.3876 0.06059 129 94 20 15
560 It may be cold. I had to take the stairs. 1.3875 0.04774 160 108 42 10
561 Sorry, we don't tip. 1.3871 0.05128 155 108 34 13
562 Dang, looks like I messed up the delivery. Order was for the year 2022, 35th floor. You guys are year 1935, 22nd floor. 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
563 That'll be $19.32 1.3864 0.05088 176 127 30 19
564 Pizza is even better when you're high. 1.3861 0.05515 158 116 23 19
565 Next time call Domino’s 1.3860 0.05063 171 122 32 17
566 Could you please try not to drop this one? 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
567 We requested contactless delivery. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
568 I thought there were six of you. 1.3855 0.04633 179 123 43 13
569 Your job seems less dangerous than mine. Where do I apply? 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
570 Next time you guys wanna consider dine-in? 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
571 Here you go, one pie in the sky. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
572 I'm elevating my delivery game. 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
573 Elevator’s not working” the guy says. I was expecting a 5 floor walkup. And YOU expect hot pizza? 1.3846 0.05053 143 97 37 9
574 Be careful. The birds have been eyeing this for seven floors 1.3846 0.04955 143 96 39 8
575 That's twenty bucks for the pizza, and a thousand bucks for special delivery. 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
576 Hate to be that guy but you have the wrong address 1.3846 0.05640 156 116 20 20
577 We said no anchovies. 1.3842 0.04748 190 135 37 18
578 Pie In The Sky delivery service. “We go above and beyond!” 1.3841 0.05468 151 109 26 16
579 Oops, forgot the napkins. I'll be right back. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
580 Could one of you text the manager and tell him I quit? 1.3836 0.05075 146 100 36 10
581 This is not what I expected when you said you were high and craving pizza. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
582 29minutes 58 seconds. We good?? 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
583 Our wives couldn't pack lunch today cuz they're picketing in front of some supreme court judge's house. 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
584 My bad! This one's for beam #345-76 1.3830 0.05664 141 102 24 15
585 You guys are really taking that "30 Minutes or it's Free" thing to its limits! 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
586 'When you said you wanted to get high and order a pizza, this isn't what I pictured.' 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
587 I didn’t realize when you called and said “we’re getting high and ordering a pizza” this is what you meant. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
588 You fellas weren't kiddin' about your "up-town" location. 1.3825 0.04938 183 132 32 19
589 It might be a little cold. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
590 What you guys need is a balanced diet. 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
591 I’m afraid some pigeons ate your free breadsticks on the way up. 1.3816 0.05192 152 107 32 13
592 Honestly, this beats working retail. 1.3815 0.04879 173 122 36 15
593 We ordered two large! 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
594 My advice to not to fight over the sixth slice! 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
595 My last day on the job, and they made me deliver here. 1.3810 0.04821 189 136 34 19
596 Our service is above and beyond. 1.3810 0.05047 147 101 36 10
597 Just so you know . . . lots of people fall for our pizza. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
598 I'm late for my next delivery. What's the fastest way down? 1.3806 0.04952 155 107 37 11
599 Sorry--let me go get the one without anchovies. 1.3804 0.04622 163 110 44 9
600 I made it, but a some pigeons got your breadsticks. 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
601 Why six slices? 1.3803 0.05630 142 103 24 15
602 For the last time; five guys is not an address! 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
603 Well, yes, but when you said you guys were all really high, I thought. . . 1.3802 0.04530 192 134 43 15
604 Sorry, fellas - there's an extra delivery charge above 14th Street. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
605 Last time I fall for a 300% tip in the online app. 1.3801 0.04775 171 119 39 13
606 1st time i didnt make it in 30 min. NO. TIPPING. NECESSARY. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
607 What do you mean I could have taken the elevator? 1.3797 0.04676 187 132 39 16
608 I’m just doing this job until I get my feet on the ground. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
609 i'll be back with drinks 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
610 Sorry I was late, I went to the wrong floor. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
611 "I have an order for Bob on floor 56? 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
612 I might be going out on a limb here, but this is for you, right?”. 1.3791 0.04637 182 127 41 14
613 Can I get a real tip this time? That "don't look down" joke was only funny the first time. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
614 I'm sorry, I'm late. I thought I had the wrong address. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
615 You fellas are brave for ordering the anchovies. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
616 Sure, pass the camera over and I'll get a photo. 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
617 You sure you want us tip you? 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
618 Compliments of the photographer. 1.3782 0.05330 156 113 27 16
619 It could be worse - at least you didn’t order drinks! 1.3782 0.05330 156 113 27 16
620 Sorry I'm late -- I had to change elevators three times to get here. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
621 ``Lose my number.'' 1.3775 0.05125 151 106 33 12
622 This is a little pie in the sky 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
623 Sorry I’m late, I went to the beam across the street on accident. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
624 I don’t care if it’s been over thirty minutes. You’re paying. 1.3770 0.04808 183 131 35 17
625 I prefer this delivery to the sewer guys. 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
626 I've delivered pizza to a lot of high people but this is definitely a first. 1.3764 0.04569 178 123 43 12
627 I can't believe you're in our delivery area. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
628 Next time bring a mask and you can sit inside with everyone else… 1.3759 0.06000 133 99 18 16
629 No, I’m sorry sir, it’s not free after 30 floors. 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
630 My boss said we can't guarantee five minute delivery anymore. 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
631 Don’t go anywhere, I’ll be right back with the napkins. 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
632 You said to hold the anchovies and now I’m afraid to let go. 1.3750 0.05805 136 100 21 15
633 It was at that moment that Bobby the pizza delivery boy realized he forgot the cheese and peppers. 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
634 I’ll be back with the cheese sticks. 1.3743 0.04479 179 123 45 11
635 « Found this on the side-walk, is it yours? » 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
636 Sit tight, I'll grab the second one from the car. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
637 Sorry,the wind took your Parmesan packets. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
638 Really hope you ordered it with the works. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
639 Any ideas on how to recycle the box?" R.Weingast Manhattan, N.Y 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
640 Here's a tip... don't look down! 1.3741 0.05801 139 103 20 16
641 I know this sounds crazy, but I think we might be in a New Yorker cartoon 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
642 Sorry, but the wind took your napkins toward midtown. 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
643 Sorry for the delay. The app said 43rd floor but didn’t list a beam number. 1.3734 0.05038 158 112 33 13
644 Really,no tipping necessary!! 1.3734 0.04621 158 107 43 8
645 When they said, "delivery to Five Guys," this isn't what I expected. 1.3734 0.05196 158 114 29 15
646 Sorry I forgot the plates. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
647 Weren't there more of you yesterday? 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
648 Can't believe you made it in 30 minutes 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
649 The sandwich guy is on his way up. 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
650 Doorman says that next time you guys need to come down to the lobby. 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
651 I’m gonna have to ask you guys to consider pick up next time. 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
652 That explains the shortage of pizza delivery drivers 1.3725 0.05398 153 112 25 16
653 Careful, this box is very hot. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
654 Oh, and thank you for the memorial for my predecessor. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
655 Phew! I was so scared I wouldn’t make it in under 30 minutes! 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
656 No, really, please, no tipping! 1.3718 0.05320 156 114 26 16
657 You're gonna tip, right? 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
658 Hey, not to be pushy, but don't you think I deserve a tip? 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
659 What happened to the other six? 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
660 The receipt? 1.3707 0.06187 116 85 19 12
661 I'll be back in a minute with your sodas 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
662 Our new motto: thirty stories or thirty minutes, or it's free. 1.3706 0.05063 170 124 29 17
663 We are so high, we thought pizza sounded so good. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
664 What do you mean you don't have any money? 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
665 This definitely was not covered during the DoorDash orientation. 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
666 Well, when you ordered, you did say that you were 'high' and 'had the munchies,' but we thought... 1.3699 0.04721 173 122 38 13
667 Isn’t pizza the best when you’re high? 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
668 Can you break a hundred? 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
669 The guarantee is only good for 30 stories or less. 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
670 Not that kinda tip!!! 1.3677 0.05260 155 113 27 15
671 My car is double parked, what's the fastest way down? 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
672 We ordered extra pepperoni. 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
673 Here ya go, Mike. How come only 5 slices this time? 1.3672 0.05960 128 95 19 14
674 Just don't tip me." 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
675 We mean it when we say in our ad, "we deliver anywhere." 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
676 This is my biggest drop off of the day. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
677 Can I be in the picture?” 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
678 Who ordered the high rising crust? 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
679 Starting tomorrow, we no longer guarantee thirty minutes or less. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
680 The guy carrying your drinks didn't make it. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
681 When you said you were close to our store we didn’t realize it was straight up! 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
682 Now that you're retired, wouldn't you prefer eating on a park bench? 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
683 My name is Terry Fied. After you've eaten, would you mind calling the number on your receipt for a brief survey about my service today? 1.3647 0.04843 170 122 34 14
684 Can I use your restroom? 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
685 We're fresh out of wings. 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
686 When I was hired I didn’t realize the seriousness of the slogan “we deliver anywhere” 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
687 I cant’t look down, but can someone tell me if the car with the pizza sign has been towed yet? 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
688 I’ve delivered to high customers, but never like this. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
689 The delivery's $149.95 - but the pizza's free. 1.3643 0.05572 140 103 23 14
690 Breadsticks? Ok, sorry, I'll be right back. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
691 Just don't fight over the last piece. 1.3641 0.04380 184 128 45 11
692 I found you because I'm the only driver with a DeLorean, but how did you call this in to the year 2022? 1.3636 0.06422 110 82 16 12
693 I never realized how the placement of pepperoni effects your balance. 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
694 I am not sure ‘free delivery within one mile’ includes altitude. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
695 OK, guys, not funny, your tip is "don't look down"? 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
696 We do not appreciate your business. 1.3636 0.05020 165 120 30 15
697 My next customers are even higher. 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
698 "Be right back with your your drink order." 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
699 Normally, we don't deliver to this address. 1.3636 0.05188 132 92 32 8
700 Will this be altogether or separate bills? 1.3632 0.04475 201 145 39 17
701 Delivery from A Little Slice of Heaven Pizzeria. 1.3631 0.05124 157 114 29 14
702 No, I didn't bring napkins! 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
703 No! I am not going back for extra cheese. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
704 I beg of you, no tipping. 1.3625 0.04649 160 111 40 9
705 You guys give tipping a whole new meaning. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
706 In his mind, Billy envisioned a tragic battle for the last slice. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
707 Sorry about that last one. This is gluten-free. 1.3624 0.05235 149 108 28 13
708 Okay,let me get this straight. This is the work you guys choose to do and two of you jamokes are afraid of a little gluten? 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
709 No more night deliveries guys 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
710 30 minutes or less only applies to buildings with stairs. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
711 I’ll bring the garlic bread separately if that’s ok. 1.3621 0.06048 116 85 20 11
712 On the house, since you waited 90 years. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
713 Joe was about to find out how delivering an unsliced pizza will impact his tip. 1.3617 0.05629 141 105 21 15
714 A heads-up that the elevator is broken would have been nice. 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
715 Please don’t photoshop me out of the picture 1.3614 0.05138 166 123 26 17
716 One Pie in the Sky special, extra cheese. 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
717 I would've left it at the door, but there wasn't one. 1.3613 0.04834 155 109 36 10
718 No tipping required. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
719 Don't worry, it's a balanced diet. 1.3611 0.06506 108 81 15 12
720 This wasn’t what I expected when my boss told I’d go to high places 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
721 Your bread sticks and drinks are being delivered by crane. 1.3605 0.05283 147 107 27 13
722 You guys need a more balanced diet. 1.3605 0.05370 147 108 25 14
723 I'll be back with the sodas. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
724 Hey, try not to drop the change this time, OK? 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
725 That's not the pizza you smell. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
726 Sorry, I can’t add this to your tab. Your balance is already way too high. 1.3600 0.04737 175 126 35 14
727 I think I have change in the car. 1.3600 0.04806 175 127 33 15
728 Careful, the pizza is hot. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
729 The Peter Parker guy just quit yesterday. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
730 No problem. I’ll just run it over to Morty the welder on girder 37B to warm it up for you guys. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
731 I tipped on the app. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
732 Here's your pizza. The high wind blew the other four away... 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
733 I think you might be taking the concept of Free Delivery a bit too far. 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
734 I'll be right back with the breadsticks. 1.3586 0.05421 145 107 24 14
735 I trust you're familiar with our no-tip policy. 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
736 Gotta hurry: my crane is parked illegally. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
737 The photographer wants to do a silly one. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
738 There's only four slices so you'll have to fight over it! 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
739 One well-balanced pizza pie, coming up! 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
740 Thanks, I hope it wasn't hard finding the address. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
741 Careful, it's oily. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
742 They said you sounded high. 1.3577 0.05671 123 89 24 10
743 That’s so dangerous, you really shouldn’t be smoking. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
744 Sorry guys, the other two pizzas can be scraped off of Fulton Street. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
745 I've never been this high delivering a pizza before. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
746 We go 'above and beyond'...I'm sure that will be reflected in my tip. 1.3566 0.05472 143 106 23 14
747 Oh, it's a balanced meal alright. 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
748 Getting up here was the easy part! Cutting it five ways was what stumped me! 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
749 One double cheese with extra rivets. 1.3566 0.05906 129 97 18 14
750 I'm used to our customers being high but this is something else 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
751 You know that if you pick it up yourself,we give you three dollars? 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
752 You mind if I get my camera? I just had a great idea for a picture. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
753 Do you really need me to go back for plates and napkins? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
754 DO YOU HAVE ANY CHANGE? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
755 And it includes a delivery coupon from our competition…. 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
756 He ya go, 6 slices. 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
757 Mind if we don’t get up? 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
758 I'd appreciate it very much if you didn't tip me. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
759 Our pizza's iconic, too." 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
760 Sorry, I couldn’t find parking. 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
761 Be sure to give me a good review on Yelp 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
762 Your drinks are all over the pavement below. 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
763 I got a large pepperoni and a small fear of heights 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
764 No, actually mate, we were the hamburger order. 1.3540 0.05093 161 119 27 15
765 773 is Two Doors Down. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
766 Which one of you said cheese'? 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
767 I left your drinks in the car, I’ll be right back. 1.3534 0.06153 116 87 17 12
768 I hate pizza fridays! 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
769 My philosophy degree didn’t prepare me for this. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
770 I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I'm going to need at least a $5 tip 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
771 Its from your union, and there’s a $25.00 co-pay. 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
772 Napkins? I'll be right back. 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
773 That will be $25 for the pizza and $50 for delivery. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
774 Okay, who gets the pepperoni with vertigo? 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
775 And I thought my job sucked. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
776 Yeah, you have to check the box on the app if you want plates, utensils, and napkins. 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
777 Sorry it took so long. I was waiting for the elevator. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
778 I was told there was a chance of a big tip - now I understand why they said to be careful about it 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
779 the pizza isn't free the elevator took 5 minutes 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
780 We bring pizza to new heights. 1.3517 0.05318 145 107 25 13
781 If you take an iconic photo or something, please tag us. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
782 Sorry the guys on beam 3 must have ordered pepperoni, we asked for Hawaiian 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
783 Drones take over next week! 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
784 No worries, I'll go back and get this reheated . 1.3514 0.06354 111 84 15 12
785 Sorry it took so long the first delivery man lost his balance." 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
786 Not so fast! No pizza until you pay our high and hazardous duty tip. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
787 Watch out for the birds. 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
788 The dispatcher just told me the address and "Don't look down." 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
789 59th floor I presume? 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
790 Ah geeze, I forgot the napkins. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
791 Thank you kind sir, but can you please put a mask on? 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
792 Sorry I’m late. I went to the beam next door. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
793 You better be careful ! It’s Hot ! 1.3495 0.04708 186 138 31 17
794 Don't drop this one! 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
795 Did I bring napkins? Uh... you guys don't need napkins." 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
796 Have you guys been up here since the 1930's? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
797 The time they ordered that stripper to jump out of the cake was so much worse. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
798 You should've ordered wings. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
799 one day in the future they’ll be able to photoshop the pizza guy out. 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
800 What other pizza? 1.3478 0.05601 138 104 20 14
801 Did you remember the vegan & gluten free options? 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
802 how much for the delivery charge ? 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
803 Either I get tipped or you do. 1.3472 0.05245 144 106 26 12
804 You may as well join us; we haven't built the elevator yet. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
805 I thought you would order the wings 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
806 Did you bring napkins. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
807 I’m sorry. They cut it in four pieces. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
808 Can I use your bathroom? 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
809 The drone is out on strike 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
810 I thought you said pizza for…six? 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
811 That'll be a nickel. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
812 I’d like to extend you a lifetime discount on take-out. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
813 What we really need are the wings 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
814 One pizza for five guys? That doesn't seem nearly enough. 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
815 I've reached the height of my career 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
816 Top level delivery is a balancing act! 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
817 Hold this, I have to go back for your drinks! 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
818 Please. Do. Not.Tip. Me.Over. 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
819 No need to tip, guys! 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
820 Wow, when you guys said "upper" Manhattan, you weren't kidding! 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
821 Next time order from Domino’s 1.3451 0.06129 113 85 17 11
822 One slice only per person, otherwise it upsets the equilibrium 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
823 I never get the lady in the bath towel. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
824 I'm the new guy. Rosie got a job as a riveter. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
825 Hey, when do you guys think you'll be comfortable going back to indoor dining? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
826 I used to tell jokes on stage but wanted something safer. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
827 We ordered 4 pizzas 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
828 Sorry it took so long, I couldn’t find the elevator. 1.3440 0.05914 125 95 17 13
829 Just remember, once you get two stories higher, you'll be out of our delivery area. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
830 I’ve cut it in four. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
831 Sorry, traffic was terrible. Did one of you order a pizza in 1932? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
832 Dang, forgot the plates. I’ll be right back. 1.3438 0.04525 160 113 39 8
833 Where’s the guy who hates pineapple? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
834 Can't you pick the anchovies off? 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
835 I prefer this to the six floor walk up I had last night, at least you guys have an elevator 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
836 Don’t you guys usually bring lunch pails? 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
837 I take tips - right now on how to get down safely. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
838 Yeah, I know, the next one is free. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
839 Not a word about tipping, OK? 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
840 That’ll be nine for the pizza and a hundred and fifty for the delivery. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
841 No lunch bags today, gentlemen? 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
842 Compliments of 'Pie in the Sky' Pizza. 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
843 Pizza does hit different when you're high. 1.3423 0.05283 149 112 23 14
844 Sorry I’m ninety years late. 1.3421 0.05289 152 115 22 15
845 I didn't know this is what you meant when you said you were high. 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
846 Really, you ordered the vegetarian pizza?' "Oh shit." 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
847 No need for a tip, please! 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
848 If you could scoot to the side, we have a photo shoot to do. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
849 I found this delivery particularly riveting. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
850 Ever think you might get cropped out of a photo? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
851 Made it in less than half an hour, but those last steps were a killer! 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
852 My tip ? No tip necessary— this experience has helped me decide that law school is a fine option. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
853 I'll be back with the drinks ASAP. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
854 Gluten free, vegan, no salt, thin crust. Can I get you anything else? 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
855 I hope this is part of a balanced diet. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
856 Sorry. I dropped the napkins. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
857 Sure, a tip would be nice. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
858 After 96 floors, it might no longer be oven-fresh." 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
859 Two secs please. I forgot the breadsticks in the car. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
860 One pie in the sky? 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
861 NO! Thanks, but I don’t wanna tip. 1.3403 0.05589 144 111 17 16
862 Napkins? Ah . . . okay, I'll be right back. 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
863 We forgot to slice it. Is that OK? 1.3400 0.05167 150 112 25 13
864 I think that this is the height of my delivery career! 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
865 Please hurry and take it, sir. I’m terrified of pizzas. 1.3394 0.06281 109 83 15 11
866 It's gluten free. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
867 Say cheese. 1.3393 0.04839 112 76 34 2
868 This really puts a strain on our ‘Under 30 Minutes or Free’ policy. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
869 Can any of you guys tell me whether pie in the sky is an idiom or a metaphor. 1.3390 0.06044 118 90 16 12
870 I'm afraid to ask for a tip. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
871 I already wasn't looking down, that's not the type of tip I was after 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
872 A treat from the girls on the beam above you... 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
873 You know this is just a publicity stunt, right? 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
874 Careful now...a pie from this height can kill down there 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
875 The ratings for this pizza are sky-high, you know. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
876 Fred 's coming back tomorrow 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
877 Hi guys! Next time, feel free to call our competitor if you want it delivered... 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
878 Sorry, but after this there will be no more free delivery. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
879 Sorry, guys... I forgot the napkins. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
880 Can you crop me out of the photo? I don’t want my ex-wife to know I’m delivering pizzas now…. 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
881 Oh this is nothing; yesterday I had to deliver to Escher. 1.3368 0.07272 95 76 6 13
882 We'll give you the old lunchboxes back when the photo shoot starts again 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
883 Actually, as it turns out, we will not be needing that sixth slice. 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
884 Tip what you like but hazard pay is $100 apiece 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
885 Feel free to pass the tip down. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
886 You’re going to need to take the pizza in your left hand and pass me the coupon with your right. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
887 This is the one time I don’t want a tip 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
888 I shouldn't say this, but Papa John's tastes twice as good as ours. 1.3359 0.05686 128 97 19 12
889 HR was fresh out of raises, so enjoy this pizza party instead! 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
890 Sorry, your drinks are all over 5th Avenue down there. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
891 Sorry no napkins, it's a bit greasy so be careful. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
892 Where's the second one? 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
893 Oops, forgot the napkins. Be right back. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
894 Just take it", and I'm not interested in any kind of tip. ' 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
895 Don’t tip 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
896 Well, at least it’s a better lunch room than we had at Amazon. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
897 You didn’t order pepperoni? 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
898 I’ll be right back with some plates 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
899 I double-parked about four blocks down. 1.3333 0.06070 117 90 15 12
900 PLEEEASE keep in mind that the $200.00 delivery charge does NOT include a tip. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
901 Up here there's no tipping. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
902 Any last wishes?" "To have a pizza 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
903 Do you validate parking? 1.3333 0.06894 93 72 11 10
904 Do we LOOK like Chicago? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
905 I'm telling my boss we've go to change our promise WE DELIVER ANYWHERE. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
906 There’s an extra $1.00 delivery charge 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
907 Can someone please beam me down? 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
908 Not to complain, but the third floor walk-up left a bigger tip. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
909 We'll let the 30 minute guarantee slide this time. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
910 Now I understand why the last delivery person quit 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
911 Next time, I'm using a drone. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
912 Nice try, fellas, but I'm not falling for the old 'Want a tip?' gag. 1.3333 0.05822 117 88 19 10
913 Hope you guys brought your own napkins! 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
914 That'll be $19.32, please. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
915 Are you sure you don't need any forks or knives? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
916 Six slices, just like you ordered. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
917 Thirty minutes or less my ass 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
918 Sorry I’m late, we just unionized. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
919 Who here ordered an anachronism? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
920 Now, before I give you this, do you guys have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior? 1.3333 0.06062 114 87 16 11
921 That’ll be 10,000 Bitcoins, please. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
922 Who ordered the slice of Americana? 1.3333 0.05574 141 109 17 15
923 You can pick up the other 4 at street level 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
924 The app just said "upstairs." 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
925 A balanced meal it ain't. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
926 Will it affect my tip if I crap my pants? 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
927 Compliments of OSHA! 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
928 There's a slight upcharge on the delivery. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
929 I forgot to slice it - will that be a problem? 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
930 Please, just don't say the word "tip." 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
931 Did anyone order wings? 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
932 Uh-huh, so you all dropped your wallets and can't tip me, right... 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
933 Sorry, I think your dippin' sticks landed on the roof of a cab turning onto 17th street. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
934 Next time you can just leave it at the door. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
935 The only tips I want are tips on how to get down now. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
936 I’ll be back in a minute or so with the calzone. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
937 Can I be in the photograph? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
938 If it's not hot, I not taking the fall for it. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
939 Compliments of Sal's Mortuary. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
940 Careful, careful... it's hot! 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
941 Sorry I'm late, no one knew how to cut an odd number of slices 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
942 Just getting high and ordering pizza, huh? 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
943 I'm going to be in the picture though, right? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
944 No charge. Any pizza more than a half century late is on the house. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
945 It's cut into six pieces. You guys figure it out. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
946 You all seem to always cash in on the "more than 30 minutes and it's free" deal. 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
947 30 minutes or free is void as of today 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
948 Actually, I don't want to be tipped. 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
949 I know we said we deliver any time, but I didn't expect 1939" 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
950 Just so you know, 30 minutes or less or it’s free, does not apply here! 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
951 That was more than 30 minutes, so it's free right? 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
952 Here you go. Have to go back to the car to get your change. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
953 Probably should have cut more than four slices. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
954 When you guys said that you were high, I was expecting something else. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
955 You remembered to bring the mozzarella sticks, right? 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
956 Sorry I’m late, apparently you’ve been waiting since 1935 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
957 Tips are greatly appreciated, especially for how to get back down. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
958 You take cards, right? 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
959 Well, like we say, free delivery within six blocks, 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
960 You guys know a faster way down? 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
961 You think you have it rough? Try getting across town in 30 minutes or less in this traffic! 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
962 Remember, at Pinnacle Pizza, we go to great heights to serve you. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
963 Sorry I’m late, I went to the wrong building. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
964 When you give me the tip, you understand that means money, don’t you? 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
965 Thanks,but you forgot our 2 liter of soda. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
966 Thirty-one minutes. If it's any consolation, it is a new record. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
967 This wasn’t what I pictured when you said you were high. 1.3273 0.06209 110 85 14 11
968 Careful, the box is hot.” Jordan Weltman, Santa Ana, C 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
969 I would prefer not to be tipped. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
970 The coupons inside are for pick-up only. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
971 Sorry it took so long, Peter Parker no longer works with us 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
972 I forgot the wings. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
973 I really hope you leave a good tip! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
974 What took so long? That's another story. Actually, thirty stories. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
975 Just Venmo me. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
976 Really, just now? But at least you get his slices. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
977 Thank you for choosing Pie in the Sky 1.3254 0.05615 126 96 19 11
978 May I ask how you placed this order? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
979 Wait, I’ll be right back. I forgot the napkins. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
980 No tip, please. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
981 Alright, who got da gluten-free cauliflower crust wit extra cashew mozzarella, seitan pepperoni and herbaceous vegan ranch drizzle? 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
982 Sorry it took 90 years- supply chain issues! 1.3243 0.06160 111 86 14 11
983 Nobody's going to believe me when I tell them I delivered a pineapple and anchovy. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
984 I know you ordered this in 1938, but midtown traffic was awful. 1.3241 0.06286 108 84 13 11
985 Eat at your own risk….. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
986 Give me a sec, I think I brought you a Chicago Style 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
987 Yous all want separate checks?! 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
988 The kitchen cut it into four quarters. Hope that doesn’t cause you any problems. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
989 It’ll make for a more relatable dorm room poster. 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
990 To be fair, the first guy we sent got here in under 30 minutes. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
991 Sorry about the 90 year wait, guys. It's on the house! 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
992 You guys eat out often? 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
993 Sorry — the other two boxes fell on someone fifty stories below us. Also your drinks. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
994 Ya . It's free . Next time order from someone else . 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
995 No, I don't have a camera. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
996 Here you go fellas, nothing like a relaxing lunch overlooking our fair city. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
997 When you call in next time,say you don’t want Joe. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
998 I don't want to start something, but this is the 79th floor, not the 78th. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
999 Would you mind if they took a photo with me in it? Otherwise, my wife won’t believe me. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
1000 It's been 31 minutes. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1001 Cold pizza anyone ! 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1002 Please, no tip. I'm trying my best not to. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1003 No, the hardest part was was finding 1932. 1.3218 0.07031 87 68 10 9
1004 Twenty minutes to the building site, eight minutes up the elevator and twenty-three harrowing minutes from the elevator to this perch; so yes, technically your pizza is free. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1005 My manager hinted this would be “my” pie in the sky delivery… 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1006 Be very careful, guys. It's still pretty hot. 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
1007 I had one heck of a time parking. 1.3212 0.05276 137 104 22 11
1008 Half pepperoni, extra dramamine? 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1009 I'll be back with the drinks. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1010 Were they kidding, or not, when they said this pizza was to be dropped off 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1011 Sorry pal, wrong building. That’s for the taller building next door. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1012 It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorOhnooooooooooooooo… 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1013 We’ll be adding some provisos to the 30 minutes or less guarantee 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1014 Now you know why we tipped you that extra 50 cents. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1015 Fyi ... the guys working the 34th floor made fun of your hats. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1016 What do you mean you ordered two pizzas? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1017 But how does the end guy get to the bathroom? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1018 Uh, sorry, that’s Jerry’s on the end. 1.3203 0.05134 153 118 21 14
1019 Here's your pizza. I'm afraid we didn't have the wings you ordered. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1020 I'd recommend a safer choice, like pepperoni. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1021 Forgot the napkins in the car, I'll be right back" 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1022 I’d rather not think about tipping right now. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1023 Thanks for risking your lives and doing this dangerous job. I know you asked for fair working wages and a union, but your boss ordered pizza to thank you instead.” 1.3193 0.06078 119 94 12 13
1024 Where’s your mask? 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1025 I’ll be right back with the drinks. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
1026 I thought I'd be impressed with the balancing act, but I'll be more impressed to see how you split the pie. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1027 Sorry I'm late but the first delivery guy is now a sidewalk. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1028 You ordered wings too? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1029 Don't you guys need a more balanced diet? 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
1030 There is an extra charge for vertical delivery. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1031 Oops, my mistake, this one goes to the 29th floor. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1032 You forgot the napkins… 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1033 Oops! I forgot the Parmesan and the basil! I'll be right back! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1034 I’ve delivered to high people before, but this takes the cake! 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
1035 I just figured out why you guys always wear dark pants. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1036 Hang on a sec. This would make a great selfie. 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
1037 Who had the half sausage-half life insurance? 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1038 Well, when we ordered, they said thirty minutes or it's free. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1039 I wish I was on terra firma! The more firma, the less terra! 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1040 I’m feeling a little anachronistic. 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
1041 Sorry. 30 minutes doesn't apply to this location. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1042 Well, I can see why Uber Eats isn't profitable yet. 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1043 Just take it - I don't wanna tip. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1044 When tipping, keep in mind that if your vertical distance were included, this address would be outside our delivery area. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1045 Chicago-style, right? 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1046 First one was cold so this one is free 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1047 Grated Parmesan and Pepper flakes? Ummmm, so sorry! They're in the Van. I'll be right back. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
1048 I don't know why but business has been falling off dramatically. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1049 I’m begging you not to tip. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1050 Don’t worry, it’s thin crust. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1051 Could we get some napkins, too? 1.3162 0.05903 117 91 15 11
1052 I'll be back with the bread sticks. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1053 Of course,this is a New York pizza! 1.3162 0.05291 136 104 21 11
1054 Could you make it pizza Wednesday? That’s my day off! 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
1055 It's only cut into four slices. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1056 This one is free if you promise not to order delivery next time. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1057 The delivery app has a place for special instructions. You fellas should feel free to use it next time. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1058 Be careful guys, it's hot. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1059 Is this I-Beam 7? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1060 I really need to rethink my work-life balance. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1061 Miss Bourke White sent this up for you, and says "Thanks." 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1062 Please! Don’t fight over the last piece! 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1063 Guys, ever heard of a lunch box? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1064 Dominos 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
1065 Reminds me of my gap year in Paris 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
1066 Anybody see Harold Lloyd around here? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1067 This pizza better not be cold. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1068 It was a long climb. I hope you have a place to heat it up. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1069 What's up, guys? 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1070 Sorry it took ninety years to get your lunch order to you! 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1071 Really? You want napkins? 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1072 Hi guys. This is my first and last delivery to a classic photo. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
1073 Next time order from somebody else, please! 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1074 Uh, no, I can't make change for a fifty. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1075 You’re sure it’s gluten free this time? 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1076 Oh wait - you ordered pepperoni? This cheese pizza must be for the guys sitting on the beam on the next floor up. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1077 Are you sure it's safe here without wearing a mask? 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1078 Just a sec. I’ve got to go back and get the napkins. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1079 The parmesan fell. 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
1080 I’ll come back soon with the other ones 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1081 For some reason I can’t let go. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
1082 Sorry, that delivery took 31 minutes. The pizza is free! 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1083 ‘Thirty minutes or less’ only applies to thirty stories or less. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1084 It's on the house, but don't call again. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1085 That's Amore! 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1086 By the way, I think your doorbell's broken. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1087 The last delivery guy wanted to get a selfie for his Instagram and... 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1088 In loving memory of the 49 Pizza Hut delivery men and women lost to skyscrapers in the 1930s 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1089 Now boys, don't all jump at once! 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1090 WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS???!!!??? 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1091 ...And who's got the artesian truffle, mushroom and arugula on whole wheat crust? 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
1092 It's OK, boys, I'd rather you didn't tip. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1093 I thought I specified contactless delivery. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1094 Unfortunately, I am the drone. 1.3125 0.04981 96 67 28 1
1095 Let's forget the tip! 1.3125 0.05953 112 87 15 10
1096 Who ordered the pepperoni? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1097 There'll be a modest delivery charge, I'm afraid... 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1098 Almost made delivery on time--but here's another freebie, guys." 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
1099 I drove past this place six times." 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1100 The instructions said to deliver to the bar. 1.3125 0.05518 128 99 18 11
1101 You may want to pop it in the microwave. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1102 The receipt’s in the Hudson. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1103 So sorry! You guys look like you've been waiting for decades. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1104 My mistake, I'll be right back with those sodas. 1.3115 0.04668 122 87 32 3
1105 Will a couple of you come to grab the drinks? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1106 Can you split the bill five ways? Thanks. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1107 Calling this the 45th “floor” might be a bit of a stretch. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1108 After all this trouble, I expected a better tip than "Don't look down." 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1109 Sorry, your Twisty Bread is currently plummeting toward 42nd Street. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1110 company policy says its free if longer than 30 minutes, its been 4 hours 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1111 This isn’t what I pictured when they said people order pizza when they’re high 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1112 Who ordered 4 slices? 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1113 It’s free after 30 stories. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1114 Thanks. But the tip and fatal accident charge were already added to the bill. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1115 Well, this gives new meaning to "Order Up!" 1.3109 0.05937 119 94 13 12
1116 I thought builders sat on skyscraper beams only in movies about New York. What an unexpected stereotype to be true! 1.3109 0.05692 119 92 17 10
1117 I'll need to go back to my car for change. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1118 I can’t split the bill five ways, sorry 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1119 Thanks. Oh, and can you bring us some grated parmesan? 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1120 Sorry it took so long, I got lost. So what's not the fastest way down? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1121 OK, I'll take it back. But next time ENUNCIATE. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1122 What..no napkins?? 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1123 Please recycle the carton! 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1124 I didn't have THIS in mind when you asked me to deliver to a high-rise. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1125 I'll be back tomorrow with the other one. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1126 In return for the work crew helping him overcome his fear of heights, Vito helped them overcome their fear of eating dairy and gluten. 1.3095 0.05686 126 99 15 12
1127 I'm not bringing you another if you drop it 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1128 Tip? Do you have change for a 1? 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
1129 Thanks bro. Now please get the soda. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1130 We had to raise prices in anticipation of the upcoming gentrification of the neighborhood 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1131 Since it took longer than 30 minutes it’s free - right? 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1132 This pizza doesn't come with wings. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1133 You the iron workers who ordered pie in the sky 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1134 Sit tight, I'll be right back with the drinks. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1135 I would tip but then I’d fall 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1136 Would it kill you to tip? 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1137 No, I can't give you a refund for the slice you no longer need... 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1138 Most of my customers are high. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1139 Of course it‘s cold, I’ve just delivered five pepperonis to both towers of the Brooklyn Bridge! 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1140 Good thing we have DoorDash! 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1141 My Zelle number is on the inside of the lid if you want to tip me. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1142 So that's your tip, "don't look down"? 1.3077 0.05753 117 91 16 10
1143 Employment figures on the rise 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1144 Alright! We have 1 and 3/5 slices with pepperoni, 1 and 3/5 slices mushroom and onion, 1 and 3/5 slices with sausage and green olives, 1 and 3/5 slices black olives and 1 and 3/5 slices with just cheese. Napkins are in the box. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1145 Fine, the pizza's cold so it's free. Can I at least get a tip for climbing up here? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1146 You know, it's called DOOR dash for a reason. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1147 This isn’t our order. We ordered the veggie pesto delight with vegan cauliflower crust. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1148 Who will be taking care of the balance? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1149 Sorry, I'm late...my GPS wouldn't stop laughing. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
1150 Hey, mind if I take a selfie with you guys? 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1151 Sorry it took more than thirty minutes. 1.3063 0.06110 111 88 12 11
1152 Sorry, wrong century… 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1153 Be right back with your drinks. 1.3060 0.05425 134 105 17 12
1154 Sorry. Had a little trouble with the sodas. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1155 Now that I am here, do you have a toilet facility— or shouldn’t I ask? 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1156 Take it back, we ordered thin crust GF, with lightly salted, sautéed Brussels sprouts. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
1157 Stay there. I’ll be right back with the drinks. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1158 No worries, I needed the exercise. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1159 Cripes! I left the 3 liter of Mountain Dew in my car. Be right back. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
1160 The delivery fee for this will be sky high. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1161 Oops, I forgot the bread sticks. Be right back. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1162 What are the odds you guys built the bathrooms first? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1163 Keep in mind I'm only doing this again because of the tip I got last time. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1164 I'll be right back with the calzones. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1165 ‘Yooz wanna tip? Don’t look down!’ 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1166 Ya know, the deli around the corner is running great specials now! 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1167 Sorry about the change in order: we only deliver thin crust above the 30th floor. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1168 This will tide you over until the photographer comes. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1169 What do you mean, there's no tip? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1170 Dive in, fellas. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
1171 You gotta be kidding - napkins? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1172 Have you thought about bringing your lunch? 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1173 Thanks, I do appreciate the offer to have the 6th piece, but I gotta fly. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1174 Well, I got to your BUILDING in 30 minutes or less. 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
1175 You forgot the sodas. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1176 Hey, could I use your bathroom? 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1177 Careful...this thing weighs a ton. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1178 Here's your pizza. Now how do I get down? 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1179 If one of you knocks the next ones down, it must be Dominoes!!! 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1180 What do you mean this is not the Empire State Building? 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1181 If you need parmesan cheese, I left some with the guys on that beam about twenty floors down. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1182 We've got high turnover. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1183 We also just unionized. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1184 And to think mom said my pie in the sky career goals were not realistic.... 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1185 Can’t believe I’m dating this but please don’t tip me. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1186 I was told to not drop this off 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1187 Alright boys, enjoy your Chicago style pizza. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1188 That’s it guys! No more home delivery for you. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1189 You forgot the beers? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1190 Be careful! The slices are hot! 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1191 'Now that the other guy fell, there will be an extra piece' 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1192 Don't be afraid, I'm vaccinated! 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1193 I don’t think this qualifies for free delivery service 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1194 there is a $100 dollar delivery tip for anything above 10 floors 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1195 I'll be back with the diet coke. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1196 This is the last time I'm delivering to a 'walk-up' building 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1197 That's 18 bucks for the pizza and 250 for delivery 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
1198 Actually, I find traffic more stressful. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1199 So this is what they mean by 'pie in the sky.' 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1200 Sorry to keep you hanging. My GPS was confused. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1201 What happened to the other three? 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
1202 I'm 47 years old and forced to deliver pizzas to pay off medical debt. Hold this, I'm gonna jump. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1203 I think the one-mile delivery radius should be horizontal 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1204 Shoot! My wallet’s in the truck. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1205 Anchovies? You guys are brave. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1206 Sorry its late, I couldn't find the elevator. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1207 Skip the tips. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1208 I'll just run back to my car for your change 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1209 I see why all the orders included Crazy Bread. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
1210 Work-life balance 1.3000 0.06133 110 88 11 11
1211 They did mention that with this job I would climb to new heights. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1212 Sorry, we ordered pepperoni. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1213 No, the on-time guarantee is only good for 30 floors or less. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1214 I'm coming with two more boxes, just hang tight. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1215 Outdoors only, they said. Your safety comes first, they said. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1216 The good news is that the pizza is on special - only $1. The bad news is that delivery is $50. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1217 Our blimp was out of service today,still hot though. 1.3000 0.05996 110 87 13 10
1218 I forgot your breadsticks in my car. I'll be right back! 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1219 We also ordered some crushed red pepper. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1220 Sorry, I forgot my mask in the car. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1221 Sorry I took so long, I fell on my way up. 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
1222 Careful,the toppings are lopsided. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1223 If you need anything else, I'll be up here forever. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1224 Is it too late to order garlic knots? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1225 No the “under 30 minute rule “ does not apply 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1226 That'll be $9.99 plus Tip 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1227 Normally I'd ask for a tip, but I don't want to tempt fate. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1228 Next time, get another stuntman to deliver your pizza! 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1229 You do know there are only four slices, right? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1230 Okay, I get it, no one has cash. Can I at least be in the photo? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1231 Sorry I’m late. The 32nd floor wasn’t marked. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1232 Please just take it. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1233 Did you guys order the pepperoni? 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1234 Wait…you said, “No anchovies”? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1235 Careful there, we wouldn’t want this to be The Last Supper. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1236 I know I’m late, but trust me, this is not free. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1237 I only agreed to deliver because I heard you guys were good tippers! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1238 If you're wondering where are the anchovies, they got spooked on the way up and bailed. 1.2975 0.05585 121 95 16 10
1239 Zamn. I didn't know pizza existed in the 1920s. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1240 Oh Wait! This one is supposed to be for the first floor. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1241 Most our customers are high.” 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
1242 This is the guy who fell last week. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1243 Next time order Chinese takeout, okay? 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1244 I might be back with your drinks. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1245 Please don’t make me go back for the napkins. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1246 They said on the phone that you could split the bill. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1247 It sure makes a change from crime-ridden neighborhoods. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1248 I’m used to delivering pizza to people who are high, but this is ridiculous! 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1249 Is this the 12th floor? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1250 I had to eat the others to make it up the stairs. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1251 It's a little cold. I climbed the wrong building. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1252 ''Your tip? Don't look down!" 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1253 I forgot the "crazy bread," though it does seem redundant. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1254 But we only cut it into 4 slice’s 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1255 Cutting it into four slices was probably a poor decision. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1256 Trust me,I am their manager. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1257 The boys normally leave the extra slices for the pigeons. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1258 Uberhights.com 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1259 I know it's past 30 minutes, but c'mon, give me a break. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1260 Order up! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1261 Sorry guys. Archie’s the only one who Venmoed me. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1262 Thanks! Now how bout a Beam and coke to wash it down? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1263 These delivery drones are getting so life-like. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1264 What do you mean my tip is "Don't look down! 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1265 You're right, with inflation everything's sky high now. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1266 Huh. It's sliced into quarters. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1267 'Yes !We have a safe distancing policy.' 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1268 Don't forget the surcharge for the out-of-range delivery. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
1269 Don't forget to recycle the box. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1270 We deliver, anywhere 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1271 They told me this job would take me to new heights, but this is ridiculous! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1272 Enjoy. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
1273 I thought your policy is 30 floors or more and it’s free 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1274 Skyscraper Pies: We Deliver in 30 Stories or Less 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1275 The gluten free vegan pizza you ordered. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1276 Be right back with your paper plates, napkins, forks, knives, cups, straws and jug of wine. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1277 Pass it down 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1278 Sorry for being late, I was wrongly sent to the floor above. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1279 I do apologize,I vomited my mask off on the 16th story 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1280 Sorry, we ordered a large. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1281 Sorry, I forgot napkins. 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
1282 Wow you guys really took COVID seriously. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1283 Sorry for the wait. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1284 So it so free because it was more than 20 minutes,right? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1285 I’m bringing them up, one at a time. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1286 Our manager says to remind customers to please dispose of the box appropriately. And thank you for prepaying with your phone. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1287 You wouldn’t be so scared if you had magnets in your pants 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1288 I know we advertise 'Free Delivery' but next time we will have to charge for delivery. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1289 Do you want a slice? This was going to feed six of us but Henry fell a minute ago. 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
1290 Sorry for the delay. The elevator was out of order. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1291 Rest In Pieces 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1292 Wait, didn't you order for six? 1.2929 0.06300 99 79 11 9
1293 Sorry fellas, it took me over 30 mins just to get over my fear of heights. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1294 Easy now, it's hot. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1295 No napkins - too windy. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1296 First, how do I know you're Wallenda? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1297 That's one down, four to go. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1298 ...so long story short I left your drinks in my car. Are you guys good without 'em or...? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1299 Sorry, I need to go down for your Coke. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1300 it’s for the fellow down on the other end 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1301 No tip, really NO tip. Please! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1302 What breadsticks? 1.2913 0.06113 103 82 12 9
1303 You wanted red pepper flakes? I can go back--! 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1304 Can you change a fifty? 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1305 #EssentialWorkers 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1306 My bosses at GrubHub suggest that you try Uber Eats for future deliveries. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1307 Man, the parking here sucks ! 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1308 Hey, whatever happened to lunch buckets? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1309 The crew always got the munchies when they were this high. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1310 Thanks, but next time use Grubhub or Door Dash instead of Uber Eats. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1311 Sorry it took so long. The elevator is out of order. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1312 You forgot to cut it. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1313 Sorry. It took me forever to find the place. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1314 I'll be back with your drinks in a New York minute. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1315 No, ours is the thin crust margarita. The meat-lovers goes to the guys on girder 2ab. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1316 This was an order for six. What happened to the sixth guy? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1317 Sorry guys, I forgot the dataphone. Do you have the exact amount of cash to pay? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1318 Actually, my tips are better on FloorDash. 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
1319 What do you mean the guy at the end of the line has the tip?! 1.2901 0.05252 131 103 18 10
1320 Don’t look down” is not the kind of tip that I was expecting 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1321 Really? Paper plates and napkins, too? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1322 I’m sorry but it a hawk grabbed the cheesy breadsticks on the 67th. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1323 Sorry, I got stuck behind a Beamer on the way here. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1324 At least you guys have health insurance. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1325 You should have asked for plastic forks and knifes when you ordered! 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1326 I prefer that you not tip me. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1327 You guys still want that sixth soda? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1328 Sorry, I forgot your drinks 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1329 That’s right. It’s a half hour late so it’s free. 1.2895 0.05672 114 90 15 9
1330 Maybe just pick the anchovies off, then. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1331 I swear to God there's a picture of you guys back at the parlor. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1332 We'll have to draw straws for the two extra slices. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1333 Thanks! Tommy's got your money. He's on the other end. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1334 But try to avoid the Domino effect. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1335 Every time you guys get high... 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1336 Who ordered pie in the sky with pepperoni? 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1337 This is the second most dangerous place I’ve ever delivered 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1338 Sorry. Nobody here ordered any pizza. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1339 The other four pizzas are being delivered by our new drone. It’s got a four pizza weight limit. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1340 Okay, take one and pass it down. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1341 Prices have gone sky high. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1342 Boy you union guys got it made 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1343 So, you guys in a band or something? 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
1344 Sorry, it’s only sliced in four. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1345 Wait! I’ll be right back. I forgot your ranch dressing. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1346 Hope you all are right handed. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1347 The heights I’ll go to too pay off my student loan! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1348 But we ordered burgers … 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1349 Thanks for the outdoor dining option. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1350 Buying lunch again? Seems risky. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1351 But this is the last time. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1352 Thank you for patronizing Pie in the Sky Pizza. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1353 You owe me for an additional delivery surcharge. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1354 I have to be honest, this isn't what my customers usually mean when they say they're "really high". 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1355 No more anchovy pizza,got it? Anchovies make you very thirsty,and out here,very thirsty is a very big problem. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1356 I'm so sorry, it's cut into six pieces. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1357 Here you go guys. Hey, weren’t there six of you here yesterday? 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1358 - “Sorry, cash only” 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1359 Better eat fast! A giant ape's coming way. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1360 Whaddya mean ya didn’ order the pepperoni? Ya said ‘pepperoni.’ “ Erica Weingast, New York Cit 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1361 You know there is a contact free delivery option.. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1362 Sorry for the wait. I’m deathly afraid of metal beams. 1.2871 0.06346 101 82 9 10
1363 Did you just say "Where's the drinks?" 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1364 What do you mean im in the way of a photo? 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1365 Please fellas,no tips. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1366 Let me know when you get that lobby finished.... 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1367 What ever you do, please don't tip me! 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1368 Just fucking take it! 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1369 Never thought we'd use time travel to grow our pizza business into the 1930's. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1370 I hope one of you guys has a pizza cutter!! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1371 Don't tell me you left your wallet downstairs. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1372 I didn’t know you ordered carry-up pizza? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1373 Maybe my folks were right about that English degree. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1374 Compliments of Mr. Trump. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1375 The guy on the bottom floor said you have the balance. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1376 Pizza - $12. Delivery charge - $1200. Watching delivery guy wet his pants - priceless. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1377 Looks like I forgot your Garlic Twisties. I'll be right back. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1378 I’ll take a picture to confirm the order. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1379 This is a temporary job until the market recovers 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1380 Sorry it took a bit to find the address, seeing what floor you're on. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1381 Show me the way down and you can forget the tip. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1382 By the way, 69th floor steel beam is not an address... 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1383 We start drone deliveries tomorrow. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1384 Oh no. I forgot your breadsticks in the car 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1385 I included a free gift card for McDonald's. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1386 Of course it's hot! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1387 Next time, ask for the drone delivery 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1388 I'm a little late, lunchtime traffic was brutal. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1389 I’m gonna skip the promotional“That’s Amore” dance, if you don’t mind. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1390 That was a tall order! 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1391 No, no problem, like last week there was this huge monkey... 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1392 I’m sorry, I forgot the garlic bread, but also, screw you guys. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1393 Delivery for Wallenda? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1394 Do you mind if I take your photo? My boss is never gonna believe this. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1395 I don't have workers compensation, do you? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1396 Don’t tell me. They forgot the anchovies! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1397 You ordered the High Five Combo? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1398 If I fall please at least leave a good review for us on yelp and tell my boss I wanted a raise 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1399 You guys ever gonna finish building this thing? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1400 Do you accept bitcoin? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1401 I love eating pizza while high. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1402 So, uh... You bring any napkins? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1403 Yes, it's still warm. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1404 Authentic Brooklyn style pizza 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1405 How good is this pizza? Skyscrapin’ good. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1406 Tipping culture reaches new heights. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1407 I hope it's okay that I parked there. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1408 Pizza’s free if you just give me the photo rights. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1409 I hope my tip is over and above what I usually get. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1410 I guess you really do have to be high to enjoy pineapple on pizza 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1411 C'mon, fellas! I've a wife and four kids. I can't keep doing this. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1412 No! No tipping me at all! 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
1413 Sorry,the delivery drone is afraid of heights. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1414 Uhhhhh, delivery for Mike? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1415 Good thing DoorDash doesn’t require a door! 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1416 Yes, a tip would be appreciated, assuming we're talking about money. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1417 Next time order as a group. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1418 You didn't order this, but I can't find the guy who did. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1419 I'd really appreciate a 5-star rating! 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1420 Two? You ordered two pizzas? 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1421 whatever you do DON'T DROP IT!!!!! 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1422 I really should have brought all five pizzas up at the same time... 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
1423 How bad did you want that dipping sauce? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1424 You can have them free for a month if you include the box in the picture. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1425 Thanks but, we’re the 5 guys who ordered burgers & fries! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1426 You deserve a big tip; how about 10 cents? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1427 And I thought my job was bad. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1428 Now I just need to pop back to the car to grab your salad. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1429 I don't remember you asking for plates. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1430 Nice hats. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1431 Nice and easy, piece by piece. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1432 Don't bother tipping me. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1433 There's a $500 ladder climbing fee. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1434 There's an elevator?" 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1435 We won't tip . . .you over. Ha ha. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1436 No knife-and-forkers up here, right? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1437 No, really. No tipping please. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1438 I hope it's still hot" Bob Greene bob@contourventures.com 917.696.682 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
1439 Definitely, no need to tip! 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1440 Who needs minimum wage when you can risk your life for a $1.59 tip? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1441 No more $10 tips in pennies please! 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1442 When I signed up to work for Uber Eats they failed to mention this part of the job. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1443 I’m sorry, but the ‘30 minutes or it’s free’ policy does not apply for incomplete buildings over 50 stories. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1444 Sorry for the delay. The elevator is out. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1445 Our policy states that we give priority to people who are isolating 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1446 Jimmy fell off, so someone gets an extra slice. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1447 That took over 30 minutes so this pizza is free 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1448 You've set the pizza delivery bar pretty high. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
1449 I knew I should have gone to college! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1450 You might have said it was a walk-up. 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
1451 'That will be an extra $50 for the delivery' 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1452 Next time I’ll let Uber Eats deliver this pizza! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1453 After this, I'm just going on bicycle deliveries! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1454 Just give me a minute and I’ll go back for the other four. Individually. Then the sodas. How many napkins? After that, I’ll punch your loyalty card. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1455 You guys really ought to be thinking about unionizing! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1456 Next time,call Subway! 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1457 Let’s not tip 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1458 What do you mean, “other way to pay me”? 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1459 This one comes with a parachute" 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1460 Wait -- we say NO pepperoni! 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1461 So, this is how I die. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1462 One thing concerns me here.. Why are you all dressed like you’re from the 1930’s? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1463 You'll have to grate your own Parmesan 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1464 I’m sure you’ve all heard that pizza delivery is one of the most dangerous jobs! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1465 I thought there were eleven of you. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1466 Sorry we actually ordered a gluten free crust 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1467 These aren't the five super high guys I imagined. 1.2787 0.05492 122 98 14 10
1468 Sorry, this is the 14th floor. You want the next beam up. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1469 Sorry 'bout the 30-minute promise. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1470 My boss says if I come back alive he's enrolling me in our corporate high-flyer program. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1471 Soda? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1472 Be right back. I forgot the salad. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1473 Wasn't there with a bottle of whiskey to go with this pizza? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1474 The calories will just fall off. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1475 I'll be right back with your tiramisu. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1476 I also had a soufflé , but it fell. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1477 It looks like you all have found a good work-life balance. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1478 All Stan could think of was that only three of them were going to get a second slice. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1479 Only 1 pizza? 5 guys - 8 slices, really? 1.2773 0.05588 119 96 13 10
1480 It's a very strict policy: No tipping. 1.2773 0.05588 119 96 13 10
1481 I am absolutely, positively, almost sure there is no pineapple on it. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1482 One large anachronistic with pepperoni. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1483 Be careful, the mozzarella is hot. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1484 Oops! Be right back. I forgot the napkins. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1485 I thought the tip was included. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1486 There's a prize in one of the slices. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1487 This is gluten-free,right? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1488 When they said to deliver it to the 13th floor, I kinda thought there'd be a building! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1489 Later that day “Pizza Boy” Pete applied for early retirement.. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1490 Sorry it’s cold, our drone’s down. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1491 Please tell me you're Matt 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1492 Change?! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1493 I know you ordered this in 1932, but I got lost. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1494 The guy with your drinks is parachuting in." 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1495 Here’s your tip…Don’t Fall! 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1496 Sorry there is no tipping up here. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1497 One Meat Lover's Pizza--careful it could kill 'ya. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1498 Here's the 'pie in the sky' daily special. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1499 Thanks! And here's Monopoly money with a Bible verse on it! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1500 Could you guys spread out? I’m afraid of widths. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1501 Next time dine-in only! 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1502 So I guess you haven't gotten around to installing an elevator, huh? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1503 There were six of you here when I took the order. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1504 Thanks, guys for posing for the ad-there is plenty more down below. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1505 I don't care. I still consider it "low-skill labor." 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
1506 I’m behind schedule. What’s the quickest way down? 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1507 Don’t forget a 5 star rating. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1508 Take a bite and pass it on … 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1509 I'm looking for Emily in accounting. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1510 Forget the tip. Just hold me 'til I stop shaking. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1511 Sure, he’s their top delivery guy. But there’s only one way go from here. 1.2754 0.05119 138 111 16 11
1512 Join us. There are 6 pieces. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1513 That’s twenty dollars and I don’t want you to tip me. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1514 One Acrophobia Special with Beta Blocker. 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1515 What do you mean my money’s on the other beam? 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1516 Mike is about to find out how delivering an unsliced pizza will affect his tip. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1517 Pie in the sky anyone? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1518 And thus, the Leaning Tower of Pizza was born. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1519 It's what I call a balanced meal. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1520 Free delivery. No tipping. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1521 This is just a one time thing right guys? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1522 When they said “sky’s the limit” on my new pizza-by-the-slice delivery service, I didn’t quite think through the downsides. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1523 Thanks for supporting my failing business, fellas. I was suicidal until you called. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1524 Oh my God, who said anything about a tip? 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1525 Sorry, King Kong took the salad. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1526 One pizza for 6! Uh... 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1527 Two more floors and you’d have been past our 30 minute delivery zone 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1528 I hand you the pizza box,you hand over a minimum 20% tip. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1529 That'll be $10 for the pizza and we generally get $100 for the tip. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1530 "The pizza is on the house and don't you dare tip me." 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1531 Step over us -- your tip's at the end. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1532 We have an automatic $1,ooo tip policy for any delivery over 20 feet off the ground.. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1533 HOT HOT HOT! 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1534 Sorry, it's quartered. How to make it for five? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1535 The difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one is in the delivery. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1536 …I forgot the ranch. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1537 Now, that's what I call a slice of heaven. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1538 Thanks you for using upper-eats! 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1539 Nah, not ours. We ordered pepperoni. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1540 Next time let’s meet at the front door 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1541 A pigeon stole your side of bread sticks, sorry." 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1542 Don’t tell me you forgot the wings.” 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1543 Pie in the sky, extra cheese? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1544 I'd eat this before anyone takes a photo of you. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1545 I'll be back with the wings, in 20 to 30 stories 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1546 Thin crust - right ? 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1547 It will help you have a well balanced diet. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1548 So, your telling me that this is supposed to go to Rock F. Center, not Rockefeller Center? 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1549 That will be $23.95 for the pizza and 1 gazillion for the service fee. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1550 I know we guarantee delivery under 30 minutes or the food is free but…do you think you could cut me some slack here? 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1551 Now, beam me down, Scottie. 1.2718 0.06045 103 84 10 9
1552 I am from the future, so this may be cold. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1553 Be careful not to tip. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1554 Let me guess, you’re the new guy. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1555 Watch that first step on your way out. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1556 I hope you find your black olive / mushroom pizza . . . riveting. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1557 Sorry I’m late, went to the other under-construction-skyscraper by mistake 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1558 This is the last time I deliver pizzas to the 1940’s. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1559 If you fellas don't mind,I'd prefer not to be tipped. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1560 Hey , don't worry about the tip! 1.2712 0.05471 118 95 14 9
1561 Eat fast, this girder isn't attached to anything. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1562 Pie in the Sky Pizzeria - bringing taste to new heights! 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1563 The drinks, of course! I knew something was missing. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1564 You ordered a LARGE? Let me check my phone... 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1565 If you guys don’t mind, I’m gonna stick around to see how you’ll split these eight slices evenly.” 😏 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1566 The drone pilot said he had vertigo. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1567 The extra pineapples request makes sense now. You guys are really high. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1568 Who’s springing for this? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1569 Sorry, this one's for the guys out there. Move over. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1570 We cut it in fifths, as you asked. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1571 Please don't mention the word "Tip" 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1572 Why don't you guys have lunch boxes like you're supposed to? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1573 You got a harness or something maybe, I don’t get any hazard pay. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1574 So you say you wanted it cut into six slices? 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1575 That’s 15 bucks for the pie, 5 thou delivery charge. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1576 Careful you don't drop the pizza! 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1577 I think you forgot our garlic knots. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
1578 Don't mention it; essential workers got to stick together. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1579 Oh shoot, you guys also ordered wings. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1580 Sorry. I spent an hour looking for the service elevator. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1581 What you mean you didn't order pepperoni! 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1582 Junk food'll kill ya. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1583 The middle guy holds the empty box, we snap the publicity pic, and it’s back to work. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1584 We specifically requested no olives... 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1585 Next time there will be an additional delivery surcharge. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1586 Sure hope I get hazard pay for this! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1587 No tipping is greatly appreciated.” 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1588 who ordered the mile high pepperoni topping? 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1589 Hi ya-fellas. The guys on 49 asked if you could drop a slice. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1590 sorry for the delay, the drone is in the shop. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1591 And for drinks? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1592 Don't order Domino's. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1593 Have you guys sanitised your hands? Can't be too careful. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1594 Now this is what I call a well-balanced diet. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1595 The only tip I'm going to ask for is one on how to get back down. 1.2692 0.06990 78 64 7 7
1596 No,we ordered sausage. Guy you want is working on the Chrysler Building,42nd and Lex,70th floor. 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1597 You’re late, but we’ll let it slide. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
1598 I’m telling’ ya, ya can’t help but fall for this pizza! 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1599 This is my highest calling! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1600 Wow you guys really do go above and beyond! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1601 Thanks, but I don't want a tip. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1602 Congratulations on your “pie in the sky” jobs 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1603 I'm being very careful. I'm bringing them up one at the time. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1604 I'm clearly in the wrong line of work. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1605 Sorry I'm late. I had trouble finding the place. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1606 'One man's interactive art is another man's cold pizza.' 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1607 No rat will be able to get to it here! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1608 You guys gotta be crazy – pineapple! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1609 Did someone order some high end pizza? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1610 You didn't say the last 500 feet were straight up 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1611 Did you find the place ok? 1.2680 0.04752 97 72 24 1
1612 Perfect timing! We were just discussing the applicability of OSHA standards to independent contractors. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1613 Man, I just really want to go to college 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1614 15% tip sounds good to me, right fellas? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1615 We didn’t order it with pineapple. Maybe it was the next girder. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1616 I don’t care how big the tip is, CALL DOMINO’S NEXT TIME!!! 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1617 Safety first: don't forget to wash your hands. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1618 This is the last time I accept a delivery to the High Line. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1619 I’m sorry but I accidentally left your wings in my car 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1620 Here you go. Say, fellas, you mind if I hop over to that girder and take a snapshot? The light's really good. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1621 It may be cold. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1622 Don't forget to rate the delivery in the app, it helps me out a lot! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1623 Delivery prices are higher in Manhattan. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1624 Try not to fight over the last piece. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1625 so where's the beer? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1626 Five slices were geometrically impossible. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1627 This is the last time I deliver pizza to a bar! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1628 No tip?????? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1629 Sorry, I only cut it into four pieces 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1630 That'll be eight bucks. And please, pretty please, next time order KFC... 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1631 It hit some guy in the eye over on third street. Luckily he was a big Dean Martin fan and just laughed it off. 1.2667 0.06477 90 74 8 8
1632 Thank goodness. That photographer sure took his time. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1633 Turkmenistan, inside Fort Know, atop Mount Everest, and now here. Are you guys just effing with me or what? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1634 Two more steps, and we will have a leaning tower with pizza. 1.2661 0.05777 109 89 11 9
1635 Would you consider giving me some slack with the 30 minute delivery guarantee? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1636 Are you the party that asked Siri for the nearest Take-Up Service? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1637 Pizza for six. Wait! what! 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1638 We never order a pizza . 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1639 Missed the 15 minutes window. It's on the house! 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1640 Seriously? There was an elevator? 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1641 Delivery for Mr. I Beam? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1642 Weird how he always finds us inside thirty minutes, no free pizza boys! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1643 Thank goodness for delivery. Tony dropped the sangweech. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1644 Please try not to drop it this time, guys. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1645 where are the cokes ? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1646 Sorry,I thought this was the 33rd floor. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1647 Next time please order pick-up 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1648 I am sorry it took so long, the crane operator was on his lunch break 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1649 We figured the price increase was hazard pay. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1650 I must admit i feel even more precarious here. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1651 The drone was eaten by a hawk. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1652 Sorry I didn't buzz. Someone let me up. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1653 Drinks are on me. I spilled them on my way up. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1654 I see why you asked for "extra high rise"! 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1655 Gentlemen, the “five birds on a wire” special! 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1656 If you build it, they do come! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1657 The others insist that, if you keep ordering extra garlic and anchovies, you eat out here. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1658 Could I just meet you at the door next time? 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1659 If you had put in the elevator first, the pizza would still be warm. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1660 You need change?! I need a change of underwear. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1661 The weirdest thing about this is the pineapple to be honest." 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1662 Where's the photographer? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1663 Careful now. Don't drop anything. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1664 The boss says "this the last free pizza. even if it is more than 15 minutes" 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1665 This is why 30 minutes or less is such a bad idea. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1666 What, the other guys couldn't wait for the photographer? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1667 Do you guys have a bathroom I can borrow? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1668 Wait a minute! You're not getting this until I see you guys do YMCA. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1669 Pizza Delivery Guy, historically America's greatest hero 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1670 Here's your free pizza. This 30 minute guarantee is killing me. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1671 We cut it into six slices, just like you asked...oh. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1672 Our new goal is customer outreach. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1673 These "immersive experiences" are starting to freak me out. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1674 Here is your take and bake pizza. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1675 Will you be needing plates and utensils? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1676 You guys really should install an elevator. 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
1677 I was told I'd have to work my way up from the bottom. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1678 I’m new to the app 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1679 Did someone order a Skyscraper Special, hold the OSHA? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
1680 Is tip included? 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
1681 Did you hold the anchovies? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
1682 You can split Ernie, Chuck, and Jimmy's slices. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1683 Your sodas just became breaking news. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1684 We go to great heights to deliver on time 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
1685 Can I join you? I was shot at three times just coming over here. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1686 Sorry for the delay. My Uberchopper broke down. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1687 This isn't what I thought they meant when they said they had great work-life balance 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1688 My first day at "PIE IN THE SKY PIZZA, WE DELIVER"? Yeah. My last day too. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1689 Oops forgot napkins, brb! 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1690 this is not the 94th floor? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1691 I really don't want a tip. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1692 Hold on the other one is in the car. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1693 Friendly reminder that a delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1694 Careful with the tip. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1695 Of course, now it's obvious this photo is staged. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1696 In the future please order Chinese. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1697 I forgot the garlic knots. Be back in 3 hours. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1698 Please rate me 5 stars on door dash. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1699 Sorry, our mistake. I'll be back in thirty minutes with a five-slice. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1700 Pizza is better when you are high. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1701 I know the ad said we're having a special on "toppers", but I was thinking sausage or pepperoni! 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1702 Sorry I'm late. You don't need to tip me. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1703 You mean didn't order vegetarian? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1704 You're sure this is the table for five? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1705 Okaaay... anything else... or just the napkins? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1706 We also have a pickup service. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1707 Thanks but don’t slip me anything. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1708 This is a thin crust... at street level. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1709 How long before I can take an elevator down? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1710 You don't want to know what happened to your lunch pails that fell. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1711 'The domino effect had reached new heights.' 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1712 Take care the cheese and toppings don't slide off.... 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1713 Guys, here's your pizza. Now I have to figure out why I'm the last person who hasn't experienced the Great Resignation. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1714 Hope you like cold pizza; the elevator’s busted 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1715 Guys, it's really not fair ordering to an address that doesn't exist yet. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1716 No fighting for the last slice. Remember the guy who did? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1717 On pizza, no wings. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1718 Let it go Dad. I need to find my own way in life. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1719 …and the garlic knots? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1720 Be careful, the pizza is still very hot. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1721 I only take cards. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1722 Had I known it was you guys, I would have tossed in a bag of free garlic knots. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1723 You forgot the dipping sauce 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1724 In lieu of a raise, please enjoy this pizza party on us! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1725 I know you said pepperoni, but this is all I got fellas! 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1726 What happened to the other three guys? 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1727 This is the last pizza you're getting. We lost four good men trying to get up here. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1728 It's not late. By the looks of things, it's several months ahead of schedule. 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
1729 Who gets the slice without pepperoni? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1730 That's OK. The tip's included. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1731 Half hour or it 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1732 It’s only free if it’s 30 floors or less. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1733 Hot and Steady 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1734 Sorry, be right back with the garlic knots 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1735 That's one large pizza, hold the vertigo. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1736 Sorry it's cold. Air's thin up here. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1737 You guaranty it's hot, right? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1738 Oops, I left the breadsticks in the dirigible. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1739 Careful, don't drop it. 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1740 This is my tipping point.” 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1741 Any of you know if I have to tip the elevator operator on the way down? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1742 Have you considered forming a union? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1743 The drone that will take your picture is still being charged, so boss sent this up. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1744 ... I told you guys they'd delievery it! 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
1745 Next time, please hold on to your lunchboxes... 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1746 Please, consider a tip. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1747 you could’ve left it at the door, but this is fine 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1748 You'd be surprised how many people who order pizza are high. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1749 Pizza only, I tossed the salad 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1750 Please don't say the word "tip" 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1751 We're so high right now we won't even mention you said 30 minutes or less... 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1752 No need to tip. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1753 Not 'til Sammy ditches the cigarette. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1754 Thanks. . . Do you take Visa? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1755 So, you're absolutely sure you didn't want a side of wings? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1756 That’ll be $200 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1757 They take 30 minute or less delivery really serious. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1758 Have you considered contactless delivery? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1759 Where's the soda? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1760 Take one and pass it down Oops! I mean pass it along 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1761 Anchovies? Really? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1762 Sorry I’m late. Your call dropped. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1763 How can you not fall for the crispy crust? 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1764 Napkins? Sure, I'll be right back. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1765 You'll have to take this back - we asked for extra cheese. 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
1766 Welcome to the pizza tasting tour. You may notice some slight adjustments we have made due to Covid-19 restrictions. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1767 I’m gonna guess none of us knows any Venture Capitalists? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1768 Sorry about that. This time, no anchovies. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1769 I'll be back with your change. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
1770 I'm really taking a chance with this delivery: I'm double parked down there! 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
1771 The dipping sauce is in the car. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1772 The pizza is free since I couldn’t get here in 50 minutes or less! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1773 Sure gives new meaning to eating pizza while high. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1774 I forgot the salad. Be right back. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1775 That’s right, our prices have recently dropped. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1776 Which one of you is Ben Dover? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1777 Sorry it so long, I had a hard time finding parking. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1778 Do you still object to the delivery fee, Alan? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1779 Thanks for the tip. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1780 What do you mean, you changed your minds? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1781 Joe’s Pizza: “Neither snow nor heat nor 42 story sky-rises will keep us from delivering fresh, hot pizza.” 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1782 This time I urge you not to tip. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1783 Happy this isn't a leaning tower for pizza! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1784 I can’t believe I forgot the soft drinks. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1785 Wallenda's Deli delivery service 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1786 Oh, wait. This is for the guy on floor 90. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1787 Now I know morale has been low and some of you have been asking for raises, so....tada! Friday lunch pizza party - management really cares about you 1.2569 0.04402 109 82 26 1
1788 I forgot the bread sticks...I'll be right back. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1789 Only four slices in here, fellows 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1790 No pushin' and shovin' like last time, boys. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1791 No you definitely did not say extra cheese 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1792 They told us we’d have to go above and beyond for a tip, but this feels extreme. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1793 I only have four slices. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1794 Here ya go — I guess you can split that sixth piece now... 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
1795 That'll be $8 and a life insurance policy. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1796 Did you bring any serviettes? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
1797 I'd prefer if you didn't tip. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1798 I'm shaking because I have to take the subway back, since I got car jacked on the way here. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1799 Thanks for the tip. I won't invest in cryptos. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1800 We cut it into six like you ordered. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1801 I dont get paid enough 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1802 Careful about the crumbs. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1803 Geez, Louise!! We ordered a large! 1.2561 0.06678 82 68 7 7
1804 We also ordered breadsticks 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1805 Sorry this isn't "pipping hot"--I had to take the stairs. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1806 No Tipping" is your slogan, not mine 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1807 You guys ever hear of lunchboxes? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1808 Have you guys considered packing your own lunches? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1809 OK if I forgot the napkins? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1810 No, I don't have change for a hundred. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1811 We lobbied for safer work conditions, but management only agreed to a pizza party 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1812 Now did you say it's a left or a right to get out of here? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1813 Go ahead and start without me. I forgot the napkins. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1814 Here you go fellas. Now where's the exit? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1815 Poppa Giovanny's here, you waiting by the Heaven's door, eh? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1816 Extra thin crust , right? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1817 You wanna take our photo after? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1818 Sorry, man, wrong skyscraper. We ordered KFC. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1819 I brought your wings. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1820 See, I told you guys, they'd never leave us hanging! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1821 So from now on our policy is ‘30 floors or less’ 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1822 I've heard people crave pizza when they're high. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1823 Sorry — we couldn't divide it by five... 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1824 My fear is starting to deep pan. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1825 It's a 'thank you' pie from a 'Howard Roark...' 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1826 Start eating, don't wait for the others 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1827 This is gluten free, vegan, dairy free, non-GMO, organic, natural and free of preservatives, right? 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1828 Pledging a fraternity and getting a part time job seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1829 They always give skimp on the pepperoni knowing you won't be back. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1830 The box is recyclable. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1831 Oh, wait, I forgot the placemats. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1832 Tips on getting down are fine 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1833 Talk about pie in the sky... 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1834 yeah, I know, We could have had your order Droned, but at 'Psycho Pizza,' that was just, too easy. 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1835 don't bother 𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨.. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1836 Careful. Those vultures circling around the 23rd story love pepperoni. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1837 Sorry, we only accept cash 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1838 Will that be cash or black and white photo? 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1839 Whaddya MEAN, ‘Is it a Union pie??’ 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1840 Mother told me to stay in school. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1841 I told you - NO olives! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1842 Well look at that, it still took me 33 minutes today, so you're right it's free again 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1843 It’s the high rise crust. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1844 That’ll be 0.00052 Bitcoin. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1845 Don't worry! That aroma isn't coming from the pizza. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1846 I keep my promises....you guys do a good job up here and I'm giving you a free pizza...what could be better!! 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1847 Your sodas? They're Breaking News. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1848 The gluten-free is $5 extra. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1849 Someone ordered from I-bar Eats? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1850 We don't really have insurance for this. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1851 Didn't you want it cut six ways? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1852 Please rate my service in the app. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1853 You know you can do New York style pizza on the ground,right? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1854 There've been some supply chain issues with pepperoni. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1855 Careful!! There could be a Domino effect here! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1856 It’s a one time deal. 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
1857 They told me pizza for six. Sorry for your loss. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1858 Just so you know, management is adding fine print to our 'free local delivery' offer! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1859 You know, there's a great pizza place on 56th that delivers by drone. 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
1860 hey, I hear you’re hiring! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1861 I just wanna be careful since you guys aren’t masked. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1862 Here’s your pizzas with pepperoni, mushrooms, sausages and holy shit. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1863 This is why you need a union 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1864 We requested soy cheese. Marvin is lactose intolerant. 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
1865 That was close - 29 minutes! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1866 How Ray got famous. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1867 You guys ever think about putting in an elevator? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1868 Pizza at McDonalds is back, and they deliver! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1869 Sorry it's late. Don't jump all at once.. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1870 You didn’t forget the red pepper flakes did you? 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1871 Careful. Let it cool a minute so you don't burn your mouth. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1872 Sorry, for being late. Normally, Peter Parker has this delivery route. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1873 I know I'm late but I had to go back home three times for clean underwear. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1874 Guys, be careful. It's hot! 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1875 I'm afraid they only cut these lunch pizzas into 4 slices. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1876 After this delivery, that non-unionized Amazon warehouse job doesn't look so bad. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1877 Hey, wait a minute - this isn't the police station! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1878 That's right , 60 floors in less than 30 minutes or its free 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1879 Careful with the tipping. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1880 Please don’t misunderstand me when I say you haven’t tipped me yet. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1881 You guys have been up here a while, huh? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1882 You forgot the breadsticks. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1883 Grubhub deserves 5 stars. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1884 Can’t believe I’m walkin’ here 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1885 Oh, and King Kong said to hurry up 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1886 Never would have taken you for Chicago-style guys. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1887 Did you need napkins? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1888 Not sure the Dominos pledge applies in this situation 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1889 One time I saw Papa John and he said something really messed up about Polish people 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
1890 Please leave a five star review. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1891 Hang on, we selected contactless delivery. Safety first. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1892 I know it's free delivery within 5 blocks but I'm going to have to start charging you. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1893 Here you go. It's from Shaky's! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1894 I'll be back in mo' with your pepperoni 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1895 Don't look down" is a big tip! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1896 so when are you guys coming down it's been 86 years. " 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1897 You’re walking on thin crust. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1898 If you have been sitting here since 1932, no wonder you're hungry! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1899 I added some tossed cookies on my way up. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
1900 Now I'm not getting it this time if you drop it again. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1901 It was hot when I arrived. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1902 Make sure you wash your hands first. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1903 The deal was 30 minutes or less! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1904 Sorry, the price went up since you ordered in the Depression. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1905 Sorry I'm late. The pizza is free. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1906 Here's your take up order, guys! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1907 Waddya mean no anchovies? 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
1908 There are four pieces left. Fight over it! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1909 Sorry for the wait ... it was hard to do five equal slices! 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1910 You drop it! You get it! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1911 Don't say "tip" 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1912 All right, seriously, guys. This is the last free pizza for taking more than 30 minutes to deliver. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1913 This pizza has 6 slices. Please don't fight over the last one, because... 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1914 Please tell me anything you can about organized labor and forming a trade union. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1915 Here's your pizza...gotta run, I'm double parked. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1916 Enjoy the pizza, no need to tip. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1917 On the bright side, I just hit a million steps for the day. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1918 Careful! We don't want to start a Domino's affect! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1919 There is a $2.00 surcharge to replace my underwear. 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
1920 Gentlemen, I’m expecting this to be a death defying tip. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1921 I feel safer up here than crossing the street during rush hour. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1922 When the guy meets your eye with a big pizza pie that's amore! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1923 Don't worry about tipping. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1924 Delivered in under thirty minutes 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1925 I hope it's still hot. The elevator is not operating. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1926 Here’s your Pie in the Sky, sausage clouded with sunset tomato. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1927 At least it wasn't designed by Escher. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1928 There's only enough here for four of you. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1929 I'll be back with the Pepsi. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1930 Dude, you forgot the pepperoni! 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1931 Let's not fight over who gets the biggest piece. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1932 Sorry guys, the wings fell through. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1933 Hang on, I’ll be right back with your change. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
1934 Here's your pie in the sky, guys. How about a tip 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1935 Sorry. The boss refused to cut it in five pieces. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1936 Me first,him last! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1937 Wait,you guys wanted two pizzas? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1938 You really should try Uber Eats. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1939 Double cheese and sausage for Spicoli. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1940 Here you go gents; hope you appreciate our elevated level of customer service 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1941 Delivery for inflation. Man, your really high. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1942 Sorry for photobombing but I’m supposed to deliver it hot. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1943 You guys are crazy... pineapple on pizza yeech! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1944 Who says pizza can’t be part of a well balanced diet 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1945 Let's see that tip first. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1946 You don't have to give me a tip, just finish the elevator please 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1947 When you ‘gram this can you tag me 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1948 Here’s your “pie in the sky”, gents. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1949 Everything is higher these days. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1950 I expect you to overtip. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1951 Let me run down and get you your change. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1952 Oops. Forgot the extra cheese. Be right back 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1953 Sorry it's late. I'm the third guy they sent up. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1954 Big slice on top goes to the guy who tips. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1955 Don't worry, I'm vaccinated 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1956 Keep me with you, the world below is scary! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1957 You forgot my extra ranch dressing. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1958 Have you considered chow mein? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1959 No, no! I don't want a tip! 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1960 They forgot the pepperoni? Sorry, I'll be right back. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1961 Glad the guy delivering bananas is after me. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
1962 Ok, who has their wallet? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1963 Are you guys hiring? This job is getting too dangerous. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1964 I hope it was worth the wait. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1965 What do you mean you're not tipping? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1966 I hope you can leave one slice as a tip. We couldn't figure out how to cut it in fives. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1967 No prob. Most of my customers are high. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1968 This falls within the delivery mileage radius. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1969 It’s still hot. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1970 “This box is probably not going to be able to be recycled.” 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1971 Here's your tip: Don't look down! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1972 Careful -- it's hot. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1973 extra cheese anyone? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1974 Think about where you are; the pizza is cut into only four slices. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1975 With pepperoni, tax, and time travel, that’ll be $10,000,000,00. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1976 31 minutes....so this one is free! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1977 Don't call again until you build the elevator. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1978 Remote Work Force 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1979 My boss said the job was over my head. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1980 Sorry, there won't be a next time. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1981 Yes,prices are sky high. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1982 How much should I tip? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1983 Courtesy of Sal's Pizza and Funeral Parlor. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1984 The guy on the end is buying. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1985 Hope everybody is okay with anchovies. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1986 Could be iconic. Can I get a selfie? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1987 That's eleven bucks, and, uh, please, no tipping. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1988 So I forgot the plates and napkins… 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1989 So, you hangout here often? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1990 No, we precut pizzas to four slices 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1991 Tip big or I drop it 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1992 Napkins and condiments please 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1993 How's your balance? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1994 Enjoy, and please recycle the box when you’re finished. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1995 Don't think we ordered pizza ... but thanks anyways? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1996 I’ll be back in 2 hours with your drinks. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1997 You'd think you guys would want a more balanced lunch. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1998 Actually, I’d rather you didn’t tip me. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1999 I'm from the future. Your grandkids are gonna love this stuff! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2000 Hang on, were you the guys who said no achovies? 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
2001 My parents were right. I should have gone to college. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2002 Oh shoot! I left your hot wings down in the car.... 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2003 These porn shoots keep getting crazier and crazier. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2004 Do you charge air fare? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2005 No pepperoni for Henry. Pass it down.” 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2006 The fella with the cash is three beams up! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2007 Definitely the high point of my career so far. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2008 And you thought I couldn't get here in under 30 minutes! 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2009 Rivets AND pineapple? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2010 Thanks Dad. My college student loan is finally paid off. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2011 Please,No tip. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2012 No anchovies , right? 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2013 Who had the gluten free crust and organic goat cheese? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2014 This topping is delicious, though a few people say it causes a sudden urge to get up and go to the bathroom. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2015 The tracker said you’d be here 30 minutes ago. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2016 I like toppings, but this is ridiculous. 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
2017 You don't need to give me a tip. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2018 You forgot the drinks 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2019 I'm sorry; they were only able to slice it into 4 or 6 pieces. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2020 '"COME AND GET IT" 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2021 From now on, pick up only. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2022 Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find the address. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2023 Y'know, guys, pie in the sky can turn out to be an ominous thing if you have to deliver it. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2024 N-n-n-n-n-n-next time, pick it up yourself. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2025 Sure you men want pepperoni 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2026 I thought they said “five minutes, not five stories.” 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2027 Guys, it's still warm, I swear. Please don't tip bait me again. 1.2444 0.06382 90 76 6 8
2028 Please don’t tell me the tip is not to trip 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2029 When I got this job, they told me I would soon reach the top. Little did I know this is what they meant. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2030 You'll have to share, the other delevery guy got off at the wrong floor. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2031 Unfortunately, it was cut into quarters, so one of you will have to slip off to get lunch on your own. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2032 I was told I’d be delivering to a luxury penthouse…. Guess they forgot the ‘incomplete’ part. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2033 Last time for delivery. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2034 Four slices, like you ordered. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2035 The tip's appreciated. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2036 You didn't want anchovies? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2037 No anchovies. They're afraid of heights. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2038 Tony says tell ‘ya sorry, the slicer broke. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2039 Sit down, they’re about to take the picture. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2040 Be very careful if you’re flipping for the sixth slice.” 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2041 Your orders will be right up.” 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2042 Be really careful. It’s very hot. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2043 Someone let me in downstairs so I just brought it right up 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
2044 "With extra cheese' is for the guys two girders up: We ordered the pepperoni, Bud. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2045 We wanted Peperoni 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2046 We'll have to flip to see who gets the 2 extra pieces! 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
2047 Try not to get your hands greasy. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2048 For the toppings out ceremony 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2049 At least you guys don't have to work lunch. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2050 Spare a dime for the meter? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2051 I must have smoked a little too much this time because I’m really high 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2052 Of course, it's our classic New York-style! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2053 The buzzer won't be installed for 80 years so one of your neighbours let me in 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2054 Hands off until I see the tip 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2055 I've never given much thought to my vertical delivery radius before. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2056 Yes, we're all essential workers. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2057 hey do you mind taking our picture really quick? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2058 29 minutes flat, buddy. Nice try, but pony up. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2059 your company policy states that if you didn’t get this to me in 15 minutes we’d have it for free… 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2060 Is this Apt. 33B? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2061 This is our final 'Under 30 minutes or it's free' delivery. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2062 Opps sorry forgot the salad. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2063 FAA do not permit delivery by drone. 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
2064 I'd have been here sooner if ther'd been an elevator. Or stairs. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2065 Actually, I’d prefer you not tip me. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2066 ‘Reaching new heights.’ 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2067 Sorry, you got the wrong address. 1.2427 0.05766 103 86 9 8
2068 I got the rest in my car, give me one second. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2069 30 minutes or free? Gimme a break! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2070 Sorry, I dropped the red pepper around the 22nd floor. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2071 We added on a "heights surcharge" instead of "fuel surcharge" on your check. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2072 Where’s your bike? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2073 Careful, it's slippery. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2074 We ordered mushroom, not pepperoni! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2075 Sorry I'm late; went to the wrong girder. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2076 Can any of you guys get me in the union? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2077 I'll be right back, I forgot the soda. 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
2078 Sorry for the delay but Peter Parker is off today. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2079 There are five of you and eight slices, so a couple of you had better watch your backs. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2080 Sorry, but this is cold. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2081 Yes…. I do have paper plates in the car. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2082 Your next delivery will be from our Aves group 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2083 Sorry, I can't balance with more than one at a time. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2084 Is this what's known as "Haute Cuisine?' 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2085 I never thought I’d be sorry for Covid restrictions to end 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2086 Is it hot at least?! We were waiting since 1926! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2087 It's not pre-sliced. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2088 Do you have the coupon? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2089 No, I'm afraid of narrow widths! 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2090 Sorry, fellas. Supply chain issues. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2091 I lack the balance to deliver five orders at once. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2092 Beam me down guys. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2093 I hope I didn’t forget anything 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2094 Gonna go out on a limb here and say you didn’t mean to order this with anchovies 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2095 Hide the box when the photographer comes. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2096 Sorry I’m late, it was hard to find a parking spot 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2097 I majored in Journalism 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
2098 The highlight of the job is travel. I've been all over the city. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2099 I hope Luigi's remembered to slice it! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2100 Extreme al fresco dining 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2101 And you thought pizza delivery up here was just pie in the sky. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2102 Sorry, I forgot the debit card machine in the car. Can you wait here a little longer?" 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2103 It was whole when I started. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2104 I'd prefer you not tip me. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2105 That will be seven dollars even for the pizza. Thirty five dollars for Hazzard delivery. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2106 Who had the paleo and granola?? 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
2107 It is perfectly OK not to tip me. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2108 With a union, you wouldn't get cold pizza. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2109 Be careful, the box is still hot. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2110 I guess you guys never heard about the domino effect. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2111 Put me in your wills and I will deliver it free next time. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2112 The good news is we found your hat... 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2113 That will be 12,676 dollars for the pizza, including delivery with life insurance. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2114 Here's our Fall special, guys. Enjoy! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2115 let’s talk about what is and is not a ‘walk up’. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2116 It is hard to cut 5 equal slices. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2117 E-beam lunch special, half gluten free, half vegan, no garlic, no MgOs. Venmo, Apple Pay, Or Crypto? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2118 A slice of American history. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2119 if there’s a problem with the order, I don’t care. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2120 It's called PIZZA...it's the craze of the future. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2121 Here's your pizza, and you know, the higher I am the bigger the tip. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2122 Sorry.... just four slices. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2123 We ordered five large pepperoni pizza. Is four more coming up ? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2124 No wings? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2125 You guys are going to make us change are motto,”we deliver anywhere.” 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2126 Here's your pizza delivery from withering heights 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2127 This is the last time; we're running out of delivery drivers. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2128 I'm going to send the drinks by drone. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2129 Sorry there’s no door but thanks for the dash. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2130 Too bad, you didn’t get here in 30 minutes! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2131 Damn! I forgot the cheesy bread. Be right back! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2132 The toppings are down to earth 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2133 This must be a new address. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2134 My watch says 31 minutes… 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2135 Oh, so that's why GrubHub doesn't come to this address. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2136 It was a bit tough to reach you but I didn't want to leave you hanging. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2137 Don't bother tipping me today. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2138 You weren't the ones that wanted Canadian bacon and pineapple, were you? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2139 Sorry but we don't deliver Chicago deep dish to anywhere on the NYC skyline. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2140 It might not be hot. You need plates? Napkins? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2141 Sorry about that Sir, I'll come back with a sliced one.... 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2142 I hate to drop and run, but I’m double parked. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2143 The photographer wants the picture to be more iconically American. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2144 How do you want to work the free drink that came with it? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2145 Delivery on the highest level" is a silly slogan 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2146 We have a strict no tipping policy. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2147 I apologize if it's not as hot as you might like. This delivery took a bit longer than usual. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2148 Don’t tip, whatever you do ! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2149 Sorry I’m late, the address isn’t on the map yet 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2150 Sorry for the wait - the elevator was broken. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2151 No. Sorry I don't have change. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2152 I didn’t think you meant this high. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2153 Inventing the time machine was the hardest part! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2154 Brave new world. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2155 I’ll be right back with the correct toppings 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2156 your not unionized? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2157 Tips are appreciated!! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2158 Take a pew, sonny, we ordered for six.” 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2159 I’ll be right back with the p-p-plates. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2160 The drinks are coming right up. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2161 Being up here, it really makes you think. What's thirty minutes? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2162 It's high in everything. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2163 Plus - you can always use the pizza as a parachute! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2164 For the love of God, review us on Yelp. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2165 This outdoor dining thing has gone too far. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2166 Took ya long enough! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2167 There are six slices, one for the guy who just fell. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2168 Pass it down, that’s Sal’s order on the end. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2169 Do me a favor - next time, get sushi. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2170 Sorry I’m late, we’re two delivery boys down. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2171 Now that I'm up here, are there any job openings? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2172 Don't even think "tip." 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2173 Extra large for a Mr. Kong. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2174 Here’s your pie from Acrophobic Ray’s. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2175 Originally, I didn't believe my boss when he said this job would take me to new heights. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2176 I'm always delivering to people when they're high 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2177 Lunchboxes not a thing anymore? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2178 You guys hiring? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2179 You ordered a gluten-free crust?? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2180 You inspired our new style, called “Pie in the Sky”. We're targeting the entire girder lunch crowd. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2181 I also sell life insurance. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2182 You can save $5 if you pickup your order. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2183 You told me to slice into four pieces! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2184 You know there's a Chinese takeout right around the corner. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2185 I guess that's your version of a balanced diet... 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2186 Do you have napkins?” Carol Shain Jupiter, Fl carol_shain@msn.co 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2187 I guess I'm part of the mile high club now 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2188 Can I join your union? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2189 The crust is self-rising, NOT the pizza. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2190 Your drinks and salads will be coming by drone. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2191 Thanks for visiting Upper Crust Pizzeria - Top in the city for our high-rise dough, open-air seating, and riveting views. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2192 Hold on to that my man, I'll be back with the others. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2193 If you're not fully satisfied, just drop it sixty stories for a full refund. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2194 Be careful. The pizza is very hot! 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
2195 'One slice is on the 34th floor.' 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2196 Actually it's the first delivery we've had since "the fall". 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2197 No! No tipping. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2198 You ordered garlic sauce, right ... 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2199 I'll understand if you don't want to tip. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2200 Careful! It's hot, right out of the oven. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2201 Sorry but we couldn’t figure out how to cut it into 5 slices 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2202 The piece “The pizza’s free. We didn’t deliver it in 30 minutes. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2203 How about if we don't call it a "tip"? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2204 Could you take the pie back and reheat it? It's a bit cold. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2205 Really, you’re asking for Free because it took longer than 30 minutes for delivery." 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2206 Pie in the sky promotion offered courtesy of the new app I-bar Eats 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2207 Now remember, if you fall WITH the pizza, I’ll hunt down your entire family. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2208 Sorry kid we didn't order, try those guys on the cell tower over there ...." 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2209 Eight slices. Good luck. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2210 What, no plates? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2211 This is for the guys on the 96th floor, so to speak. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2212 I believe you ordered this from the bar? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2213 Sir, 200’=25% 180’=22.5% 150’=18% 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2214 Did you have trouble finding the place? 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2215 Don't worry about the smell, I only shit my pants. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2216 What’s an OSHA? Also, how did you guess I was an independent contractor? 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2217 Sorry for the upcharge! You're outside our radius by a couple stories. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2218 This ain't what I expected when I read 'the sky's the limit' in the job description 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2219 I got a pizza here for, ‘old timey guys on girder’? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2220 Compliments of the foreman for employee appreciation week. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2221 Actually we ordered two large pepperonis, sorry 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2222 No tip necessary. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2223 Well, this place is BYOB. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2224 Hey, where's the bathroom? 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2225 They forgot to slice it 1.2347 0.05766 98 82 9 7
2226 So you guys have a union, huh? What's it like to have a lunch break? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2227 You guys understand this makes zero sense right? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2228 You want me to run back to the car for the packets of extra cheese? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2229 I can see my House of Pizza from here! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2230 Sorry, they were all out of wings. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2231 No problem. Delivering up here is a lot safer than bicycling through the streets of Manhattan. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2232 be careful,it is still hot! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2233 I'm going to need change for a $20 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2234 No worries... you're not the first one calling when high. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2235 Line my $&@! Tomorrow, I’m ordering drone-a-pizza. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2236 I’ve heard great things about pie in the sky. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2237 You will not believe what I just did to get up here. And um, what’s the quickest way down? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2238 That took longer than 30 minutes, you know. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2239 Please. No need for a tip. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2240 Sorry I’m late, a giant ape stopped me on the 34th floor girder and swiped your banana peppers. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2241 I’m never asking for a raise again. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2242 Eh! Whicha youse guys is Kong? I got 'n exotic pizza here for K.Kong. S'pose to be a big tipper. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2243 If it's not hot enough, I figure one of you guys must know a welder. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2244 Sorry fellas, left the drinks and napkins in the van. Be back in an hour. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2245 When you said to deliver to the 22nd story, this is not what I had imagined. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2246 We cut it in ten pieces so it will go further. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2247 Ok,dammit, I’ll exchange this for a mushroom. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2248 I’ll be right back, I dropped the hot sauce 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2249 Which of you’d fellas ordered the gluten free pie with vegan cheese? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2250 Uh oh! You said five slices, and I just saw there are only four! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2251 This building isn't very safe - I didn't see any security on my way up! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2252 Here's your deep, deep, deep dish pepperoni. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2253 We have decided to end the free delivery offer. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2254 Our specialty Pie in the Shy with everything! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2255 Who ordered the lunch with a view? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2256 Please make way gentlemen, this one's for your neighbors at the end of the beam 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2257 We did the math and it turns out we can't afford it after all. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2258 We set a high bar for pizza in New York. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2259 I don't get paid nearly enough for this. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2260 It was darn close to twenty minutes,and besides you're not a real address yet. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2261 Please try this Kalamata-Brie Supreme anyhow. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2262 Now I see why you guys ordered The Classic. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2263 Here’s the replacement—next time make sure you say gluten-free up front. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2264 No delivery charge for outdoor dining. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2265 I really don’t need to be tipped! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2266 In the dimming light, Dean Martin looked up from the street below and finally knew what ‘Amore’ meant. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2267 Just 5 slices guys, no fighting over them! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2268 Don't all jump at once, but who wants the last slice? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2269 I selected ‘no contact delivery’, you didn’t have to come up 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2270 I know we said 30 minutes or free, but this delivery is in a different air space district. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2271 I should never have said I was 1/16th Mohawk on that application. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2272 This one’s from the ladies on the 35th floor. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2273 Sorry I'm late! I went to the outside of the NORTHWEST corner office down on the 44th floor first! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2274 Thanks, dude! 5 star Uber Eats rating coming your way. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2275 Can you pass it down? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2276 No one out pizzas the hut 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2277 weird.. we haven't orderdered any 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2278 Please grab your calzone before I wet my pants 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2279 What a delivery! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2280 Here's your pizza. I've gotta run, I'm doing a skydiving party next. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2281 Did you happen to remember the side of ranch? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2282 There's an extra $100 charge for delivery! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2283 And here I was, thinking 'pie in the sky' was a prank call. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2284 Him at the end, has your tip! 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2285 You guys couldn’t order Thai once in awhile? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2286 It's margarita instead of pepperoni, but I'm not exchanging it. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2287 Classic New York style, right? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2288 No, no, don't tip me! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2289 Damn, I forgot the napkins. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2290 Yes, it's guaranteed gluten-free - you know you can't be too careful when it comes to your health! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2291 Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find the elevator. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2292 Sorry it took so long—the elevator close door button wasn’t working. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2293 Your skyscraper special is gonna cost you extra. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2294 I could have sworn I checked contactless delivery 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2295 That'll be $20 for the pizza, 20% for a tip, 10% for the view, and 20% more for getting it up to the 84th floor. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2296 Ah, right—napkins… 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2297 Careful: contents are hot. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2298 We included complimentary wings. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2299 Why was I told to cut it into six equal pieces? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2300 It's broccoli, spinach and zucchini. I think it's time for you guys to bulk up on your leafy greens. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2301 Here you go. 1/4 pepperoni, 1/4 cheese, 1/4 linguica,1/4 vegetarian. And a side of anchovies for you. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2302 I can't accept tips! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2303 Wait, didn't you order a pizza for six? " 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2304 Do you guys want plates and napkins?" 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2305 The Flying Wallendas enjoy take out lunch. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2306 It's ok - don't worry about the tip! 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
2307 Thanks again Peter Parker! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2308 Sorry, GPS didn’t recognize Pie in the Sky. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2309 You know get a three dollar discount for delivering it yourself,don't you? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2310 Oh,no! I forgot the plates! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2311 …I also ordered garlic knots 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2312 Next time, order it hand-tossed!" 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2313 I remembered the anchovies this time. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2314 No tipping today, thanks. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2315 Seriously, eat BEFORE you work! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2316 This is not what Bob had in mind when he said he wanted a raise at work. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2317 It took 90 years, but we’re still hungry so we’ll take it. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2318 The Pie is $32.95? who knew the cost of living could be this high 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2319 It’s about time, we’ve been waiting 90 years for this… 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2320 You guys realize that we have an actual store at the other end of this I-beam. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2321 Last day for the High Beam Special. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2322 Oh you wanted it cut in slices 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2323 Be extra careful ,it's Super Hot 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2324 It's not New York without pizza. 🍕 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2325 Uh Oh! Five Guys - Eight slices 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2326 Darn, I forgot the sodas. I'll be right back. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2327 ‘Someone called for Pie in the sky?’ 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2328 OK....1 DOWN, 4 MORE TO GO....! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2329 Gives a whole new meaning to “beam me up Scottie!” 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2330 Sure, you can be in the picture, you earned it. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2331 Never mind about a tip. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2332 You'll have to fight it out for who gets the 6th piece. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2333 You call that a tip? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2334 Unfortunately, demand is sky high. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2335 I put in some Mexican jumping beans just for you all. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2336 I cut into five slices instead of six. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2337 When you said Upper East Side, you really meant Upper East Side. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2338 I have a gluten-free pizza with non-GMO soy pepperoni. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2339 Bridge traffic was awful. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2340 Sorry, I left my wallet downstairs 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2341 Here you go. Your USDA and OSHA-approved pizza. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2342 Now I know why they call it Shakey's Pizza! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2343 There's a drone delivery option on our app. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2344 No need to leave a tip... 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2345 Oh, gee, gotta go back for the napkins! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2346 It's my first day on the job, are you sure this isn't unusual? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2347 Gluten free crust. Sorry. Got it. Be right back. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
2348 Darn GPS gave me the wrong delivery address again! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2349 Please don't ask for the late delivery discount, they would charge it to me! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2350 What do you mean "it's the wrong pizza? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2351 At least let me tell you about our wings special 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2352 I will be back with the second pizza as soon as you build the elevator. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2353 Have you thought about joining a union? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2354 I'm starting to think this job isn't worth $15 an hour. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2355 The order didn’t mention anchovies 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2356 I don’t need a tip. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2357 I have no idea that this is what you meant by 'we are super high' when you called to order 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2358 You have to install a door before you can choose “leave at the door” 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
2359 Delivery! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2360 I gotta get back to my truck. What's the quickest way? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2361 Skyscraper! So you didn't want a pie scraper? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2362 I'm wondering how did you call in this order? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2363 That'll be nineteen, thirty for the pizza and a eight thousand dollars for delivery. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2364 You want a tip? Be careful on your way back! 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2365 And I thought the gig economy was terrifying... 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2366 I sure hope this photograph is in New York, not Chicago. I brought you the thin crust. 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
2367 what? you guys didn't order the anchovy on the pizza? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2368 No, I had no trouble finding you at all -- you really were the only I-beam in the sky with feet hanging over the edge. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2369 Bob's first and last day delivering for "Pie in the Sky Pizza" 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2370 Occurred to me on the way up I don’t get paid for vertical mileage. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2371 Want a tip? Don’t look down.” 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2372 Morty on the other end will sign for it. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2373 Are you sure you asked for Parmesan? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2374 So you don’t want anchovies… 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2375 You deserve our services. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2376 What do you mean 'Did you bring any napkins?' 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2377 You know,we do offer takeout! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2378 Sorry, your breadsticks plummeted somewhere over W 50th St. 1.2273 0.07416 66 57 3 6
2379 We ordered gluten free. Please correct this. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2380 long way up, huh? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2381 Sorry, I forgot the drinks 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2382 So I see not all of you have made it. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2383 Don’t worry about a tip. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2384 I thought this was for six people? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2385 I’ll be right back. The napkins and paper plates you asked for are in my car. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2386 Oops, forgot the pepper flakes! Be right back 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2387 No delivery charge guys, they are desperate for delivery reviews on this one! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2388 Ahh…we ordered two. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2389 This is the regular…I’ll be right back with the gluten-free. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2390 Highline Pizzeria always delivers 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2391 Damn, I forgot the extra dipping sauce! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2392 I'm sure nobody said anything about garlic rolls! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2393 I was told this pizza would be on the house 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2394 Extra large, extra hot, extra cheese, and extra scared. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2395 Here is your pie in the sky 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2396 One-fifth each pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, broccoli and arugula. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2397 Hang on, I need to get a selfie. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2398 Good Grief! When they said,”High Rise” I thought they meant the CRUST! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2399 What's a lunchpail?" 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2400 No sir. The ‘30-minutes-or-it’s free’ promo does not apply. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2401 Ya might wanna watch your step on the way down ‘cause I lost my lunch on the way up! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2402 Hope you didn’t have any trouble finding us! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2403 Oh, please don't bother with a tip. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2404 A pizza delivered with pizza. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2405 Dominoes...seriously? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2406 Could you wrap the leftovers to go. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2407 The guys on the girder below you asked you to try to not drip grease on them. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2408 I was told to be careful delivering this because the caller sounded high. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2409 I’ll be right back up with the wings. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2410 Don’t worry the pizza comes ready cut……into 4!” 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2411 I forgot to recharge the drone... 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2412 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're the one who ordered a pizza with one-fifth anchovies. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2413 Just double-checking. It’s gluten-free, right? 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
2414 I hope you can pry it out of my hands. 1.2258 0.06140 93 80 5 8
2415 Someone order a pie in the sky? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2416 Sky high pizza pie 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2417 sorry we only had a pineapple one 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2418 The tip is a buck apiece... 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2419 Your union-negotiated pizza comes with extra cheese. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2420 Wait,is this 33rd And 3 rd? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2421 You're kinda stretching the '30 minutes or free' rule 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2422 « Never asking for a raise again.. » 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2423 I know we said 20 minutes, but I got caught up in traffic. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2424 Oh - I thought you asked for six slices... 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2425 No I can't change a $100.00. 1.2254 0.07006 71 61 4 6
2426 Sorry, no tip. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2427 Napkins? Now you tell me you want napkins 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2428 Be careful, guys -- it's super hot. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2429 Food delivery in pandemic 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2430 Please hold this while I get the garlic knots from under my hat. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2431 Napkins? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2432 I hate this dream! 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2433 Don’t let the photographer see you wrestling for the sixth piece 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2434 No, he wouldn’t cut it into 5 slices. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2435 Anyone order pie in the sky? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2436 Hurry up and take the photo, man! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2437 You'll have to reheat it ... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2438 Pepperoni is all they had. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2439 Here you go: pizza, napkins, and a cheery note from the developer. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2440 Everything’s complimentary on your very last pizza but please tip me this time! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2441 Be careful with this stuff: they say it will raise your cholesterol sky high. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2442 I should have chosen no contact delivery 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2443 Fellas, I understand you don’t have any cash and I’m sincerely flattered but real life does NOT work like a porno movie. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2444 And all this for ten stinking bucks an hour with tip. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
2445 They cut it in quarters. You all figure it out. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2446 No, I don't have change for a quarter. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2447 Couldn't you guys just build your own pizza? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2448 For the last time, the 30 minutes or free doesn't apply above the 25th floor. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2449 Come here. Give me a hug 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2450 Could we get some Parmesan and red pepper packets? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2451 I held the olives and my butt cheeks. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2452 Hope one of you has a protractor. You need to divide it into 72 degree pieces. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2453 Take one and pass it on 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2454 I should have thought twice before applying to “OUTDOOR DASH” 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2455 Move one floor up and you’re out of our delivery area. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2456 Eight pieces here. What happened to the other three of you? 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
2457 The 30 minute guarantee is door to door, and you don't have a door. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2458 The lasagna specials were the 82nd floor, right? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2459 Yep, it's a perfect balance of meat and veggies 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2460 All in all it’s just a pizza on the wall 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2461 We promise to delivery anytime, but you never said it was in the 1930’s 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2462 Your boss says that this pizza is about all new benefit’s you’ll get in the new contract… 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2463 You gave the last guy too big "a tip." 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2464 Don’t you guys usually get the wings? 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
2465 Could you feel in your pockets and give me exact change? I'm a little low on coins. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2466 Time flies but pizza helps. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2467 If you close your eyes you can imagine it tastes like a fair wage 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2468 You guys haven't aged a bit! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2469 I got a pizza here for Brie Zeenuts. Pizza for... Oh hell not again 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
2470 I’ll be right back with the free garlic twists. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2471 Have you guys considered bringing your lunch? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2472 *Tobey Maguire* It's Pizza Time 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2473 If you want it to be quicker than 11 hours, opt for the Peter Parker delivery next time 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2474 Sorry delivery is late, I got lost! 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2475 Yes, I promise never to ask your daughter out again! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2476 Sorry I'm late; traffic on the girder. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2477 As promised, in less than 30 minutes. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2478 Maybe I was wrong about people who order pineapple on pizza... 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2479 Oh, did you mean to order wings? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2480 Sorry I'm late. The GPS told me to take a different route. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2481 I hope you guys are planning a good tip. On the other hand, I sure hope I’m not about to tip. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2482 It's gluten free this time. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2483 I'm gonna tell the boss to change our ad that says we'll deliver anywhere in Manhattan! 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
2484 Actually, I think I'd prefer not to be tipped. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2485 Outtakes from “Lunch Atop a Skyscraper” by Charles Clyde Ebbets 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2486 You ordered Famous Original Ray’s? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2487 They have to change this '1,000 feet or it's free' policy. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2488 Is it still free for deliveries over 20 minutes? 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2489 Careful, it's very high. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2490 You wouldn't have some pizza peppers in the truck, would you? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2491 Sorry it’s late. The elevator to the 55th floor wasn’t finished yet. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2492 Well this ought to be interesting. There’s only 4 slices. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2493 Who ordered the sky-high pile of meat? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2494 -Still scared of heights, Frank? 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2495 30 floors or less or your pizza is free. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2496 I included some cheesy poppers in case any of your friends drop by for lunch. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2497 Hold this for sec while I sit down. That photographer will just have to wait. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2498 Important delivery, son. Going straight to the higher ups 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2499 Google maps didn't help me with one - how am I on ETA? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2500 Just TAKE IT, for Chrissakes! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2501 I Beam Special. No napkins. 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2502 That'll be $25 plus $1000 danger pay. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2503 Sorry, no tip unless service with a smile. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2504 I’m a little unsteady up here. No need to tip me. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2505 This takes our slogan “ Pizza delivery to your door” to a new level. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2506 "At the count of 3, everyone scooch!" 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2507 No, you asked for it w-with anchovies, r-right 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2508 I'll have to go back down and get your bread sticks. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2509 Of course it’s not hot anymore. There’s no elevator.. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2510 We wanted a pie in the sky. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2511 Wait! Are your hands clean? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2512 Oops, looks PETA got your mega-meat extra cheese order. But I do have a tofu pizza with dairy-free cheese and gluten-free crust for you. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2513 Pepperoni slice,right? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2514 Careful! It's a hand-tossed crust! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2515 Hold on, the fellows are feeling tipsy. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2516 Just so you know, we have a no tipping policy. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2517 Wow! This delivery service is next level! 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2518 What do you mean you wanted pepperoni on the side 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2519 Next time could you please eat out 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2520 Let us know when there is a table available 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2521 Next time, just get DiGiorno. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2522 I hope you understand why this wasn't delivered in under thirty minutes 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2523 We can’t give you a raise, but here’s a pizza! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2524 Did you remember the ranch 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2525 Who ordered a balanced meal? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2526 Your grandchildren will also get high and order pizza. 1.2222 0.06915 72 62 4 6
2527 Split it up guys, I ain't making the trip again. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2528 Lots of vegetables for a balanced diet Sir. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2529 Little-known fact… This is the origin of the “domino effect”. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2530 Wow, this is so Kafkaesque. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
2531 I've never delivered to a cliché before. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2532 We built this city—we built this city on pizza dough 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2533 I need exact change...of pants. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2534 But they said tip was already included… 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2535 I swear it was hot when I entered the lobby. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2536 We also had some seating downstairs 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2537 We ordered sausage, this is pepperoni 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2538 Would you mind bringing us 4 mor pizzas? 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
2539 What's a cell phone? Who's Joe Biden? 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2540 Sorry for the wait boys. Traffic is killer right now. 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
2541 NOW I have to ask someone to talk me off the ledge! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2542 Sorry it took longer than thirty minutes. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2543 I'll be back with the soft drinks--never!" 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2544 Hope you don’t mind that we had to substitute jalapeño peppers as the 5th topping 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2545 Sorry it's late, I turned left at I-beam 9 when I shuld have turned right. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2546 I was down there at 29 minutes. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2547 Someone missed out on the hat memo. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2548 Sorry, this is Lunch atop a Skyscraper. We’ve never heard of Dogs playing Poker. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2549 I get it. Nobody wants pineapple on their pizza. I'll be right back with the pizza you ordered . 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2550 Sorry it took me 92 years and fifteen minutes. Traffic was terrible. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2551 Fyi,we now offer indoor seating. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2552 You can tip on the app. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2553 Please, no tipping today. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2554 I told them I can do anythimg a drone can do. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2555 I forgot the napkins in my car. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2556 Please don’t tip me, Paulie, please. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2557 I'm double parked. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2558 Careful! It’s still piping hot! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2559 High-Risk Labor and Delivery 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2560 First, I want you to promise you'll recycle the packaging. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2561 Sorry…your boss said ‘no beer’. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2562 When Grub Hub sent the memo that they want to elevate the food delivery experience, I thought I was going to have to start wearing a tie to work! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2563 It's only cut into eight slices, so maybe you can arm wrestle for the last three. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2564 Please, gentlemen, no tipping is necessary! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2565 Apologies, drones are on strike 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2566 Might I suggest our in-store specials which include free drink refills, complimentary breadsticks and vertigo-free seating? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2567 Now how do I get back to the 21st century? 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2568 Well, yeah, it is New York pizza. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2569 If you tip me massively you get napkins. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2570 Okay, one Mile-high Pie. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2571 Oh, We didn't order Pepperoni. Take it back. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2572 How much do you guys pay in rent for this place?" 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2573 "Here ya go - 'beam me up, Scottie' just took on a whole new meaning. 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2574 We're taking curbside pickup to new heights. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2575 Is there a bathroom nearby? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2576 Sorry I’m a little late, but my phone kept telling me I couldn’t get here on my bicycle. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2577 Can you let us know when a table indoors opens up. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2578 Careful with the box - it could kill someone! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2579 Too cheesy to be true 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2580 The anchovies are on the side, don't drop them. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2581 Please don't tip too much! 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2582 We ordered pepperoni. The sausage is for the guys two girders over. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2583 It's free. They paid for product placement in millions of posters to come. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2584 30 flights and it's free 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2585 Sorry, but, neither of us carry our wallets with us. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2586 Careful: it’s very hot! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2587 You took the picture already?!? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2588 We said "no onions" 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2589 There’s a high delivery fee for the pie. Ilene Reynolds West Islip, NY 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2590 Anchovies? I think we forgot the anchovies... 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2591 Have you tried contact-less delivery? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2592 Sorry for the delay. Spider-Man’s off today. 1.2184 0.06210 87 75 5 7
2593 I’m sorry. We didn’t have a 30 minutes or less guarantee when you ordered this in 1932.” 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2594 I’ll be right back with your drinks. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2595 Boy, our time travel service charge has got to hurt by 1930’s wage standards. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2596 Sorry. I don’t have any change with me. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2597 Did he remember the extra pepper? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2598 Sorry to do this to you but we definitely ordered the cauliflower crust! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2599 Sorry. The two other pies were pilfered by a pair of peregrine falcons. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2600 Sorry, it got cut into six pieces. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2601 But we ordered two. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2602 Is it gluten-free? What's gluten? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2603 I'm also supposed to tell you you're not being paid, but you can use the images for your portfolio. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2604 Don’t look now, but there’s a guy with a camera over there taking photos of us 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2605 Some guy down there was asking to take your picture but i told him to get lost! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2606 Looks like you guys have to fight for the last slice 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2607 Over-tip me before I tip you over. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2608 Extra peppers? Fuhgeddaboudit! 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2609 You called in a pizza for six. Where, uh, is the....oh, heavens! 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
2610 Keep in mind that if you pick off the onions someone below could be seriously injured. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2611 When altruism wears the face of fear 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
2612 Alright boys, get it while it's hot 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2613 I really should have asked for hazard pay. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2614 Nah, you can pay me when you come back down." 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2615 One more floor, and you'd be outside our delivery area. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2616 I would have been here sooner but I ran into a flock of pigeons on the 83rd floor. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2617 Your wife forgot to pack your lunch box so she used the app. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2618 Um, we're going to nhttps://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/62758558c788a8976566d0cc/master/w_1160,c_limit/220516_a26067_802.jpgeed napkins. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2619 No you’re not the most high customers I have had this week. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2620 Next time order through UberEats. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2621 I just want to be clear that you gentlemen heard me say to tip me, and not tip me over. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
2622 Careful, the anchovies are kind of slippery. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2623 This one is also free. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2624 On the ad, it said if you took more than thirty minutes the pizza was free... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2625 Sorry it took over 30 minutes to get here. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2626 I hope I got the topping right. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2627 Depression or no Depression, I deserve a tip. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2628 Large Skyscraper, 5 toppings, hold the chicken 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2629 The invention of pizza was such a boon to construction workers because it would still be edible after a 20-story fall. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2630 They were out of the pre-sliced. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2631 Most of the napkins are on 59th Street 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2632 There's not enough here for all of you, so push the guy at the end off. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2633 Sorry it took so long parking was not a pizza cake 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2634 you got any openings? pizza delivery is hard work. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2635 No wonder the ‘special instructions for delivery’ were so long 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2636 So… where do you use the bathroom then? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2637 I hate topping out parties. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2638 Oh crud. I forgot the breadsticks. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2639 It might be a little smushed... 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2640 I have to run back down because I left your garlic knots in the car. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2641 I'll be right back; I forgot the soda in the car 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2642 Twenty-nine minutes and forty-eight seconds. Cuttin’ it close, pal. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2643 We tried to call back- now we only need it cut into five slices. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2644 You did say pepperoni, mushrooms but no anchovies? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2645 Never mind the tip -- can you lend me a parachute? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2646 Okay, that'll be 25.99 and... Oh did you hear about that Epstein guy? He didn't kill himself! 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2647 Here, think about this cartoon while your human rights are stolen from you! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2648 I dropped the sodas a few floors down. Anyone have a blue sedan? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2649 You'll get used to it. We have 32 more stories to build. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2650 Ok, this first one is the pepperoni. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2651 When you take your job to new heights-literally. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2652 This puts getting high into a whole new perspective. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2653 You know, the view is a lot better from 30 Rock’s scaffolding 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2654 Hey, is this 4B? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2655 A balanced meal for 5. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2656 I'll go back and get the napkins. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2657 Thirty minutes or it's free? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2658 Sorry about the buffalo wings. I used them to get up here. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2659 ‘It took you longer than 30 minutes to get here. That means a free pie for us, doesn’t it boys?’ 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2660 Any tips on how to get down? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2661 Sorry I'm late. My GPS is vertically challenged. 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
2662 You’re late — so I guess it’s free for us. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2663 They were all out of pineapple" 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2664 I come all the way up here with the pie and the little guy won't eat anchovies? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2665 There’s nothing like pizza when you’re high. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2666 Try to be careful, it's still hot 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2667 I’m never delivering pizza this high again. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2668 This one's on the house. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2669 I had a hell of a time finding you guys! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2670 After you eat the first five slices, whoever remains can share the remaining three.. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2671 Down you go. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2672 It’s a 4cut. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2673 Sorry this took so long. We've never been asked to make one in black & white. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2674 We didn't order no pizza! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2675 Thought you guys retired already. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2676 There'll be a $5,000 delivery charge. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2677 Hold this for a sec. I think my phone app gave me the wrong directions." 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2678 Umm, can we meet on the street next time? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2679 Would you like me to take your picture? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2680 You guys don't have union rights either, huh? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2681 No, that's not what we ordered. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2682 At what point is DoorDash really a side-hustle? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2683 Last time I work for a place that promises ‘30 minutes or less!’ 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2684 Just for you guys, we're waiving the five second rule. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2685 Six pieces here , guys. Don't fight over the last one! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2686 You can skip the tip. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2687 This is crazy! Who cuts a pizza into five slices? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2688 here's your half sausage, half-crazy. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2689 I’m gonna be in so much trouble, my boss told me to stop getting high on the job. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2690 Hey I'm always happy to help, but you guys probably get great phone service up here. You don't need to keep calling me to deliver you porno mags hidden in pizza boxes. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2691 We can't eat this. It's cold. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2692 Whose pie-in-the-sky idea was this, anyway? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2693 You guys should probably be looking for a more well-balanced diet. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2694 I'm late because I wasn't told what floor you were on. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2695 Do you have change for a $20 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2696 We ordered two large pepperoni pizzas 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2697 Delivery charge is $100.00. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2698 Love their policy… defy death or it’s free. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2699 I thought you ordered 6 slices 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2700 I ate all the toppings. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2701 Please don’t litter with the box. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2702 I shouldn't be up here, but I kneaded the dough. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2703 No, I don't have any change. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2704 Watch your step going back through that fog. That's how we lost Joe and Eddie. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2705 Make sure you'll hand it to the last guy 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2706 Did you need a fork with that? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2707 . But we ordered 2 pizzas...... 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
2708 All right, who ordered the grinder on a girder? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2709 You guys ought to skip lunch. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2710 C'mon -- you didn't order pepperoni? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2711 Taking fast food to the next level 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2712 Pesto, Pineapple, Anchovy. Boy you guys are brave. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2713 Sorry, I just can't have pizza with pineapples on principle. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2714 Did you remember napkins? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2715 Here’s a little slice of heaven. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2716 Uber eats for john? 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2717 Please be careful, it’s hot 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2718 I always knew my career would soar to great heights. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2719 Sorry kid, wrong floor. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2720 I’ll be right back with the sodas. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2721 I'm not the cook. He forgot the anchovies. Not me! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2722 Hold on to the pizza...'cause I might fall. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2723 I said you should call and we'd come down. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2724 When I am at street level I always wear a mask. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2725 Are you sure you don’t want napkins? 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2726 Delivery within a mile radius doesn't mean THIS! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2727 Take it back; it’s cold! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2728 The guy who ordered this passed me on his way down, you can have it. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2729 Here's your Pie-in-The-Sky order for four! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2730 Sorry, the napkins slipped my mind. Be right back. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2731 I'll be back in about 5 hours with your garlic bread. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2732 This wasn't the "delivery to Highline" I was expecting... 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2733 You guys are pretty safe up here, because jet fuel can't melt steel beams. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2734 All this for a five cent tip. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2735 I said, “hold the olives!” 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2736 @newyorkercartoons When you're high, have the pizza pie delivered. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2737 Sorry, there's only a slice left. I got hungry climbing up here. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2738 I don't remember if I sliced it. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2739 A quarter tip? Gee, thanks. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2740 I figured you guys were high—but not this. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2741 Don't let any oil from the pizza get on the beam! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2742 New York pizza, present in every Historical moment of the city. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2743 Okay, and who has the Drizly order? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2744 Whew! It was a bitch cutting it in fifths! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2745 Because of the gravity of the current environment tips aren't expected,thanks. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2746 I come from the future. Things aren’t great. Thought this might cheer you up. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2747 Finally. We’ve been waiting here for 90 years. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2748 Is there a faster way down? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2749 Your Pie-in-the Sky delivery is here! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2750 Yeah, well, ‘Watch your step’ is a good tip but not a sufficient tip. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2751 That was 31 minutes, buddy. Thanks for the free pizza. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2752 When I first saw the address, I thought -which moron ordered pizza from inside the store? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2753 What do you mean, no anchovies? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2754 Just to let you know guys, the $1 dollar pizza isn't $1 anymore! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2755 We asked for no mushrooms. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2756 Just tip me in the app. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2757 There are only 4 slices. How are you going to solve this? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2758 The photographer says "sorry," he's been delayed. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2759 Contents may have shifted during delivery. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2760 You guys know I don’t get hazard pay, right? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2761 sorry it took so long, parking up here is a pain. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2762 What 'unclear delivery instructions'? I definitely mentioned that 'we're REALLY high' when I called in the order! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2763 It's a living 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2764 It’s high time you got here! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2765 No, I have to delve to the guy on the end, he ordered it. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2766 Is that all I get? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2767 Which one of you guys is Kong? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2768 Pull taffy. Should be fun! 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
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