Contest #801


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801

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I thought you’d be better at the endgame.”
  2. “You can take my soul, but not before I take your queen.”
  3. “I’ll remember this for the rest of my life.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-05-08T23:19:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-05-22T23:20:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-05-16T23:20:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 23, 2022
Number of captions 4465
Number of responses 562261
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 What do you mean I don’t have time for another game? 1.7495 0.01406 3270 1569 951 750
1 Hah. Now it’s only taxes. 1.7274 0.01943 1691 833 486 372
2 Well I’ll be damned. 1.7114 0.02079 1459 731 418 310
3 Grim loser is more like it. 1.7055 0.01732 2010 989 624 397
4 Leonard soon learns what it means to win the battle and lose the war. 1.6999 0.02057 1546 807 396 343
5 Whadda ya mean, “it’s my last move?!” 1.6895 0.01734 1945 964 621 360
6 A soul? That’s a good one, I’m a lawyer. 1.6803 0.01902 1730 906 470 353
7 How's that for a death defying move! 1.6795 0.01973 1454 719 482 253
8 Winners keepers, losers reapers." 1.6697 0.01767 1968 1037 544 387
9 I've beaten Death! Next up -- taxes! 1.6638 0.01988 1508 788 439 281
10 How about one more game just for the hell of it? 1.6626 0.01801 1802 933 544 325
11 I may live to regret this, but CHECKMATE! 1.6623 0.01762 1830 933 582 315
12 Over my dead body! 1.6619 0.02314 1109 580 324 205
13 Hold up! You can’t take my pieces by just claiming their time has come. 1.6609 0.01686 2091 1096 608 387
14 Are you trying to cheat, Death? 1.6568 0.02031 1419 742 422 255
15 Apparently,you CAN cheat death! 1.6567 0.02223 1174 611 355 208
16 Checkmate! Now give Betty White back! 1.6494 0.02138 1369 752 345 272
17 Vaccinated, boosted and checkmate. 1.6408 0.02158 1261 678 358 225
18 Would it kill you to let me win 1.6398 0.01969 1491 796 436 259
19 HAH! I'm gonna remember this win till the day I die! 1.6376 0.03004 643 345 186 112
20 Sudden death overtime? 1.6311 0.02128 1274 689 366 219
21 And now for my final move 1.6285 0.02264 1058 556 339 163
22 Now if you'll kindly move along. Taxes has next match. 1.6264 0.01940 1499 807 445 247
23 Now that I've beaten Death, I'm taking on taxes! 1.6251 0.02071 1347 736 380 231
24 Now look who's cheating, Death! 1.6234 0.02281 1070 575 323 172
25 Gotta run! I have a date with Destiny! 1.6211 0.01983 1383 737 433 213
26 Checkmate! Now go "collect" my mother-in-law like you promised. 1.6208 0.02061 1387 771 371 245
27 Ha! And tomorrow I'm taking on TAXES! 1.6103 0.02230 1183 668 308 207
28 aaand check! Hah! I'm gonna win this game if it's the last thing I do! 1.6100 0.02216 1182 663 317 202
29 A deal's a deal--give me the get out of hell free card. 1.6080 0.02203 1153 637 331 185
30 Looking pretty grim, eh? 1.6051 0.02220 1099 600 333 166
31 I’ll give you a do-over if you give me one someday. 1.6030 0.02232 1068 580 332 156
32 So, what’s the endgame? 1.6028 0.02351 1070 613 269 188
33 Checkmate! Guess you got the short end of the Styx! 1.6025 0.02290 1059 588 304 167
34 You are so dead. 1.6000 0.02339 1025 574 287 164
35 So if I win, will you have a chat with the Supreme Court? 1.5994 0.02396 1031 594 256 181
36 Who says you can't beat death? 1.5994 0.02254 1016 547 329 140
37 Not so tough without your scythe, are you! 1.5967 0.02328 982 539 300 142
38 Reap this! 1.5947 0.02515 908 519 238 151
39 Let’s see this ‘final move’ you keep talking about. 1.5930 0.02415 909 501 277 131
40 Enjoying your end game? 1.5929 0.02371 936 514 289 133
41 Ha! You were easier to beat then Taxes. 1.5929 0.02447 936 530 257 149
42 Nice execution 1.5921 0.02735 760 434 202 124
43 That’s one each. Sudden death? 1.5903 0.02483 908 516 248 144
44 Now you only have one horseman. 1.5894 0.02537 872 497 236 139
45 Oh death, where is thy king. 1.5882 0.02541 884 508 230 145
46 Never saw that coming, did you? Not such a great feeling, is it? 1.5878 0.02556 871 501 228 142
47 Despite his better judgment,Dave attempted to cheat death. 1.5877 0.02519 878 500 240 138
48 More like Grim Loser. 1.5859 0.02540 867 496 234 137
49 Make a move already, you're killing me 1.5857 0.02492 840 465 258 117
50 So, you can handle death but not the agony of defeat. 1.5852 0.02518 851 479 246 126
51 You’re digging your own grave with that move 1.5831 0.02470 830 455 266 109
52 Sorry, your time’s up. 1.5820 0.02582 768 424 241 103
53 Are you accusing me of cheating, Death? 1.5816 0.02588 815 464 228 123
54 Perhaps you’d prefer The Game of Life. 1.5815 0.02553 810 454 241 115
55 You can take my soul, but not before I take your queen. 1.5812 0.02688 831 496 187 148
56 Don’t feel too bad - I beat taxes too! 1.5769 0.02655 787 455 210 122
57 Checkmate, skinny! That means I get to live, I get the scythe, and I guess YOU are on your way to Mar-a-Lago! 1.5761 0.02798 762 457 171 134
58 Suppose I just sacrifice my queen instead? 1.5722 0.02635 734 411 226 97
59 Maybe you needed some skin in the game. 1.5698 0.02815 709 417 180 112
60 You should know never to ignore the pale horse. 1.5657 0.02759 677 385 201 91
61 Who’s knocking on Death’s door now, baby? 1.5642 0.02899 670 398 166 106
62 Oh, yes, Henry, that's a killer move. 1.5642 0.02773 670 382 198 90
63 Checkmate! You know my mother-in-law's address? 1.5619 0.02976 646 388 153 105
64 Rules are rules, now lose the robe. 1.5596 0.02863 688 412 167 109
65 Checkmate! And people said you were gonna kill me. 1.5570 0.02877 614 352 182 80
66 So, how does "sudden death" apply to you? 1.5568 0.02945 625 369 164 92
67 You’ll win over my dead body! 1.5548 0.02959 602 351 166 84
68 Forget reaping. What's grim is your chess game. 1.5505 0.02980 574 333 166 75
69 Check mate! One apiece…Up for sudden death? 1.5493 0.02906 588 338 177 73
70 Never take on the IRS. 1.5487 0.03323 565 361 98 106
71 How could you of all people not see that coming? 1.5477 0.02927 555 314 178 63
72 Looks like my endgame is better than yours. 1.5444 0.03023 540 312 162 66
73 Aha! Now,the only thing sure in life is taxes! 1.5389 0.03222 514 310 131 73
74 Who’s the little grim weeper? 1.5361 0.03240 498 299 131 68
75 I’ll remember this for the rest of my life. 1.5355 0.03240 493 295 132 66
76 A guy from Georgia told me you're a lousy fiddler player, too! 1.5354 0.03268 495 299 127 69
77 James… I love the confidence, but that is an illegal move. You cannot cheat death. 1.5331 0.03194 484 285 140 59
78 In the end, Death had to settle for flipping Gary the bird, which still felt pretty good. 1.5304 0.03310 477 289 123 65
79 Grave mistake! 1.5281 0.03406 462 284 112 66
80 Mate! And I also slept with your wife! 1.5269 0.03307 465 280 125 60
81 I thought you'd be better at the endgame. 1.5267 0.03299 469 283 125 61
82 You may have the Republican Party, but I have your King. 1.5265 0.03576 452 288 90 74
83 You made a grave mistake, my friend! 1.5257 0.03363 447 269 121 57
84 I forgot to mention that I am a sore loser! 1.5257 0.03437 447 274 111 62
85 REAP this Pal !!! 1.5247 0.03354 446 268 122 56
86 You had no skin in the game. 1.5229 0.03503 436 270 104 62
87 Checkmate!" "Your timer is up! 1.5218 0.03275 435 255 133 47
88 Ironically, your end game is terrible. 1.5210 0.03374 453 277 116 60
89 Ha! Who says you can't cheat death? 1.5180 0.03430 417 251 116 50
90 Do I have time for another game? 1.5180 0.03430 417 251 116 50
91 Best out of infinity? 1.5169 0.03310 414 242 130 42
92 And don't take an eternity this turn. 1.5168 0.03503 416 255 107 54
93 Now you know how it feels! 1.5157 0.03438 413 249 115 49
94 If you really wanted my soul for all eternity, you should’ve challenged me to a round of golf. 1.5154 0.03472 421 258 109 54
95 Now I only have to beat taxes." 1.5146 0.03508 410 251 107 52
96 Rematch? Over my dead body. 1.5134 0.03619 411 259 93 59
97 I vote we call it a draw and forego sudden death. 1.5131 0.03647 421 270 86 65
98 It's a shame that immediately after the big win Steve got hit by a bus. 1.5123 0.03535 406 250 104 52
99 Not so powerful without your horsemen, are you? 1.5115 0.03850 348 216 86 46
100 They say you can’t cheat death… but I guess you can beat it. 1.5100 0.03383 402 239 121 42
101 Now let's play for taxes! 1.5099 0.03650 404 256 90 58
102 Ha! Checkmate. Aw, don't look so grim. 1.5090 0.03522 389 236 108 45
103 Now we’re dead even. 1.5089 0.03439 393 235 116 42
104 Sudden death? Sure. 1.5079 0.03641 380 235 97 48
105 Checkmate. Now bring back Prince. 1.5075 0.03504 400 245 107 48
106 I already told you, there's no sudden death in chess. 1.5070 0.03321 430 260 122 48
107 George, once again, fails to read the room. 1.5066 0.03758 377 239 85 53
108 I guess it’s Sudden Death, isn’t it. 1.5066 0.03552 379 230 106 43
109 You lose, take it off! 1.5053 0.03661 380 236 94 49
110 Check mate, I get my wish: take the Supreme Court instead of me! 1.5051 0.03680 390 247 89 54
111 And that, sir, is how you cheat Death! 1.5050 0.03589 398 249 97 52
112 Now I go after taxes! 1.5041 0.03699 367 228 93 46
113 Are you going to the Met Gala after this ? 1.5027 0.03621 372 229 99 44
114 Check! It’s looking grim, Reaper! 1.5014 0.03814 365 233 81 51
115 And that's when I learned that winning isn't everything. 1.5000 0.03663 358 220 97 41
116 Your last move was a grave error! 1.4986 0.03761 351 219 89 43
117 Death is overrated. 1.4971 0.03644 346 210 100 36
118 Not as fun to watch the clock running out for yourself, is it? 1.4957 0.03749 347 216 90 41
119 It turns out you can cheat death 1.4957 0.03727 347 215 92 40
120 This may be the Death of me, but checkmate!! 1.4942 0.03728 344 211 92 39
121 I’m your worst knightmare. 1.4941 0.03777 338 210 89 39
122 Technically I win… But, I have a strong feeling you’ll be having the last word 1.4929 0.03591 353 215 102 36
123 You lost, Death. Be not proud. 1.4929 0.03701 353 220 92 41
124 ...of course not, I would never consider cheating death. Hey, look at that bird! 1.4918 0.03484 368 228 101 39
125 Sudden death? 1.4917 0.03814 360 232 79 49
126 Killer move, dude! 1.4915 0.03737 354 223 88 43
127 Now THIS is something to feel grim about. 1.4885 0.03536 348 210 106 32
128 And they said nobody beats Death. 1.4870 0.03726 347 218 89 40
129 Don't look so grim, you'll win eventually. 1.4870 0.03604 345 211 100 34
130 Ha! Roe stands! 1.4866 0.03900 337 217 76 44
131 Oh come on Death, be not proud. 1.4857 0.03929 315 199 79 37
132 I win again, but does every match have to be "sudden death"? 1.4845 0.03865 322 203 82 37
133 You of all people should know you can't cheat, Death! 1.4830 0.03729 323 199 92 32
134 That completes my bucket list. 1.4820 0.03916 305 191 81 33
135 I guess it's just not your day. But the good news is I won. So it's not mine either. 1.4803 0.03925 304 191 80 33
136 Now I just have to worry about my taxes. 1.4787 0.03885 328 211 77 40
137 Come closer so I can tell you what you've won. 1.4784 0.04285 278 181 61 36
138 Stalemate! Immortality it is! 1.4780 0.03836 295 181 87 27
139 Who says you can’t cheat Death?? 1.4759 0.03832 311 195 84 32
140 I win, go use your scythe to cut my grass! 1.4759 0.03859 311 196 82 33
141 Check! Now go find an anti-vaxxer to play with. 1.4752 0.03938 322 209 73 40
142 You were doomed from the start. 1.4747 0.03680 316 192 92 28
143 Despite his victory being short-lived, Bob couldn’t help but gloat. 1.4746 0.04011 295 188 74 33
144 Looks like I’ve cheated Death yet again! 1.4742 0.03841 310 195 83 32
145 Checkmate—now give me back my pacemaker. 1.4742 0.04026 310 202 69 39
146 You seem to have lost your killer instinct. 1.4737 0.03899 285 176 83 26
147 Don’t feel bad, last week I beat the IRS. 1.4723 0.04402 235 148 63 24
148 What do you mean, “This changes nothing?” 1.4720 0.04251 286 189 59 38
149 Of course I cheated! That's why they call it 'cheating death'! 1.4719 0.04042 303 197 69 37
150 I hear you always do well in sudden death rounds. 1.4714 0.04076 280 178 72 30
151 Well, you can't cheat death, but it looks like you can certainly beat it. 1.4711 0.03576 329 202 99 28
152 We'd better finish up quick. I've got the taxman coming at 3. 1.4710 0.05439 155 97 40 16
153 Go ahead. It's your funeral. 1.4691 0.04097 275 175 71 29
154 How do you expect to collect my soul when you can’t even take my King? 1.4691 0.04256 275 180 61 34
155 CHECKMATE! I've been DYING to make that move! 1.4669 0.04195 272 176 65 31
156 Your move, Senator McConnell. 1.4667 0.04179 300 201 58 41
157 I know someone else who tried that move...once 1.4647 0.04229 269 175 63 31
158 No, I didn’t “cheat Death.” You’re just terrible at chess. 1.4644 0.04219 267 173 64 30
159 The game just started. How can it be sudden death 1.4642 0.04174 265 170 67 28
160 And they say you can't beat death. 1.4640 0.04031 278 177 73 28
161 What are you gonna do? Kill me? 1.4639 0.04232 263 170 64 29
162 Now the only thing I have left to beat are taxes. 1.4638 0.04212 276 181 62 33
163 And taxes win again! 1.4637 0.04129 289 190 64 34
164 You’re stopping the clock? So, I win? 1.4635 0.04106 274 176 69 29
165 Tom's feeling of joie de vivre was fleeting 1.4624 0.04094 266 169 71 26
166 Actually, one can cheat death. 1.4624 0.04128 266 170 69 27
167 So same time next heart attack? 1.4618 0.04243 262 170 63 29
168 Check! You're as good as dead! 1.4615 0.04051 273 174 72 27
169 There, we are tied..one game apiece! I SAY THE NEXT GAME IS SUDDEN DEATH! 1.4607 0.04104 280 182 67 31
170 The Devil didn’t think I could fiddle better than him either. 1.4607 0.04184 267 172 65 29
171 I’d say you made a grave error there. 1.4604 0.03998 265 166 76 23
172 You did well with the plague, I’ll give you that, but you left your Queen wide open! 1.4593 0.03980 270 170 76 24
173 Also, if I win, no more taxes! 1.4588 0.04176 279 183 62 32
174 You’re not the only one with a killer instinct! 1.4585 0.04317 253 165 60 28
175 Though not a dare-devil, Stuart still found a way to cheat death. 1.4579 0.04049 273 175 71 27
176 Checkmate! The devil wears nada! 1.4577 0.04335 260 172 57 31
177 Checkmate" feels presumptuous. Let's just say "good game" and go our separate ways 1.4563 0.03982 263 165 76 22
178 Checkmate. And thanks for masking. 1.4560 0.04391 250 165 56 29
179 Don't cheat, Death 1.4560 0.04242 250 161 64 25
180 I might be dead soon, but you'll be a loser forever. 1.4559 0.04223 272 180 60 32
181 And that my friend is how you cheat death. 1.4558 0.04131 283 187 63 33
182 Checkmate! Now game two... this time for the taxes thing. 1.4556 0.04380 248 163 57 28
183 I win again! Same time tomorrow? 1.4556 0.04189 248 158 67 23
184 Checkmate! I chose taxes! 1.4553 0.04266 257 168 61 28
185 OK, before I remove my hand, if I say 'Checkmate,' what's your next move? 1.4531 0.04264 245 158 63 24
186 Hey! You can't cheat, Death! 1.4530 0.03946 298 195 71 32
187 I’ve been dying to try this move. 1.4519 0.04245 270 180 57 32
188 Checkmate! And don't be a grim loser! 1.4516 0.04226 248 160 64 24
189 Yes, I know who you are, but you still can't move your knight that way! 1.4512 0.04479 246 165 51 30
190 And you said I'd spend the rest of my life trying to beat you. 1.4504 0.03984 282 183 71 28
191 Checkmate! You should stick to Russian Roulette. 1.4504 0.04109 282 187 63 32
192 Checkmate! Now bring on Taxes! 1.4496 0.04434 238 157 55 26
193 It's okay, Death, I cheat everybody. 1.4492 0.04421 236 155 56 25
194 You should have seen this coming. 1.4489 0.03761 274 170 85 19
195 Can't we just play for FUN sometimes? 1.4487 0.04260 263 175 58 29
196 Now who's out of time? 1.4486 0.04704 243 169 39 35
197 Aha, now you know what sudden death means in chess. 1.4480 0.04276 250 164 60 26
198 There” I win...... Whatcha gonna do about it 1.4477 0.04419 239 158 55 26
199 Ah ha! I wi— . . . 1.4468 0.04392 235 154 57 24
200 This has been the best game of my life! 1.4462 0.04119 260 169 66 25
201 And I don't pay my taxes either. 1.4457 0.04178 258 169 63 26
202 Finally, I get to say I cheated Death! 1.4457 0.04105 258 167 67 24
203 I hope you're not one of those sore losers 1.4457 0.04068 258 164 69 22
204 Then Bill made a death-defying move. 1.4449 0.04527 245 167 47 31
205 For someone whose been playing all eternity, you stink. 1.4440 0.04201 259 171 61 27
206 You're playing one hell of a game 1.4440 0.04260 232 149 63 20
207 Sudden death, mate! 1.4430 0.04574 228 153 49 26
208 No, no, no. You took your finger off. 1.4426 0.04431 235 156 54 25
209 Doug cheated Death for the last time. 1.4425 0.04688 226 154 44 28
210 I'm sorry, but your time is up. 1.4420 0.04227 224 142 65 17
211 Ha! I win . . . ironically in sudden death. 1.4418 0.04285 249 165 58 26
212 . Cheating death one move at a time 1.4411 0.04047 263 171 68 24
213 I call this move ‘cheating death’. 1.4409 0.04111 254 165 66 23
214 If bishop takes queen, Death takes Bob. 1.4403 0.04401 243 163 53 27
215 I'll let you keep my queen if I can keep my soul 1.4402 0.04275 234 152 61 21
216 I'm vaccinated and boosted. Checkmate! 1.4395 0.04648 223 151 46 26
217 You shouldn't have said you were dying to win. 1.4395 0.04379 223 145 58 20
218 Now play my mother-in-law. 1.4393 0.04685 239 167 39 33
219 That'll be $100 and my soul back, please. 1.4388 0.04236 237 154 62 21
220 Go to hell, Death. Taxes, you’re up! 1.4386 0.04310 228 148 60 20
221 A bet’s a bet. Switch jobs for a week. 1.4384 0.04340 219 141 60 18
222 OK, you win. But back to the real reason I am here. 1.4382 0.04406 251 171 50 30
223 This is the last time we play a sudden death match! 1.4378 0.04512 217 143 53 21
224 Is that your final move? 1.4375 0.04364 224 146 58 20
225 I told you I would cheat Death. 1.4365 0.04132 252 165 64 23
226 Ha! I win. Now I am Death, and you have to attend the zoom meeting! 1.4364 0.04614 236 163 43 30
227 Who's time is running out now? 1.4356 0.04657 225 154 44 27
228 Keith was prone to losing site of the big picture. 1.4353 0.04469 232 156 51 25
229 A simple "Congratulations!" without the bony finger would be fine. 1.4346 0.04507 214 141 53 20
230 Remind me, what are we playing for? 1.4336 0.04468 226 151 52 23
231 I know you'll have the last laugh, but not today. 1.4330 0.04268 224 145 61 18
232 It didn't work in The Seventh Seal either. 1.4327 0.04174 245 161 62 22
233 And everyone said you couldn’t be beaten! 1.4326 0.04393 215 140 57 18
234 What! Checkmate only gets me one more year? 1.4314 0.03901 255 163 74 18
235 There IS a God! 1.4312 0.04349 218 142 58 18
236 Guess who is out of time now? 1.4305 0.04136 223 142 66 15
237 Checkmate, again! I'll see you next year. 1.4300 0.04510 207 136 53 18
238 No, YOU drop dead, big guy. 1.4298 0.04480 228 154 50 24
239 Is this a date? It feels like a date. 1.4293 0.04696 205 138 46 21
240 Sorry to cheat, Death. 1.4292 0.04239 226 147 61 18
241 Looks like your endgame was overrated. 1.4292 0.04355 240 162 53 25
242 Not to be a kill joy... But game over. 1.4291 0.04025 261 172 66 23
243 I win. As agreed you've got to take my ex instead. 1.4279 0.04378 229 152 54 22
244 Fine. You win. You can buy Twitter. 1.4273 0.04483 220 150 47 23
245 Do I look like the kinda person who takes losing lightly? 1.4265 0.04396 211 138 56 17
246 Stalemate! Now send me to purgatory. 1.4265 0.04497 211 140 52 19
247 Best of eleven? 1.4253 0.04107 221 141 66 14
248 Caught up in the excitement of the moment, Steve realized it was too late to reconsider. 1.4251 0.04454 207 136 54 17
249 Checkmate, again! You better not quit your night job. 1.4249 0.04321 233 156 55 22
250 You were right, the end always comes sooner than you think! 1.4249 0.04102 233 151 65 17
251 Not so inevitable now, is it? 1.4244 0.04484 205 135 53 17
252 Is there something in my teeth? 1.4242 0.04705 198 133 46 19
253 See? You’re not the only one who knows how to use a pale horse! 1.4240 0.04454 217 145 52 20
254 That’s a death defying move. 1.4232 0.04298 241 163 54 24
255 I lied. You're still coming with me. 1.4231 0.04933 208 147 34 27
256 See? You CAN cheat death! 1.4227 0.04410 220 147 53 20
257 No, Alex, it’s not the fickle finger of fate. It’s the middle one: The deadly digit of death. 1.4222 0.04562 225 155 45 25
258 What do you mean "It ain't over til it's over?" 1.4219 0.04139 237 155 62 19
259 Checkmate!! Gimme the robe! 1.4217 0.04488 230 158 47 25
260 You never should have traded your Bishop for my immortal soul. 1.4213 0.04829 197 135 41 21
261 No, I never saw that Swedish movie. Why do you ask? 1.4198 0.04575 212 144 47 21
262 You might want to reconsider,Steve 1.4197 0.04499 193 126 53 14
263 I think that's your final gambit. 1.4196 0.04163 224 146 62 16
264 Check mate, and I didn't cheat, Death. 1.4192 0.04755 198 135 43 20
265 It was after joyfully checkmating his opponent that Sherman learns he's won an all-expense paid luxury cruise on the River Styx. 1.4192 0.04966 198 139 35 24
266 It's called the dead man's move. 1.4184 0.04566 196 130 50 16
267 Looks like it’s your time that’s up! 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
268 Thought it'd be easy? I survived the pandemic in a flat with three children! 1.4182 0.04453 220 148 50 21
269 Okay, let me tell you why that was a bad move. 1.4180 0.04501 189 123 53 13
270 You knew the stakes, hand over the robe. 1.4171 0.04682 199 135 45 19
271 Checkmate again! Wanna raise the stakes? 1.4171 0.04388 211 140 54 17
272 A white guy eludes consequences, what else is new.... 1.4167 0.04748 192 130 44 18
273 He was always cheating death. 1.4167 0.04748 192 130 44 18
274 Checkmate! Now what's that surprise you promised? 1.4158 0.04523 202 135 50 17
275 Yeah, the end is near alright - Checkmate! 1.4158 0.04523 202 135 50 17
276 Let’s not play a game that can end in sudden death. 1.4146 0.04475 205 137 51 17
277 I want my boss gone by next Monday 1.4145 0.04671 193 130 46 17
278 I live to play another day! 1.4145 0.04671 193 130 46 17
279 I win! You take my wife instead. 1.4140 0.04765 186 128 40 18
280 We were ranked equal at the outset--I work for the IRS. 1.4140 0.04712 215 151 39 25
281 CHECKMATE---I LIVE 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
282 I’ll take your cloak too. 1.4138 0.04340 203 133 56 14
283 Does this mean I get an extra life? 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
284 Gotcha! And I also avoid taxes. 1.4129 0.04536 201 135 49 17
285 Let's skip the post-game handshake. 1.4128 0.04285 218 145 56 17
286 Your dark knight lives, but your king is dead. 1.4127 0.04558 189 125 50 14
287 You said best 2 out of 3, right? 1.4127 0.04496 189 124 52 13
288 Checkmate! And I don't pay taxes either! 1.4127 0.04798 189 129 42 18
289 This move is gonna be the death of me. 1.4127 0.04798 189 129 42 18
290 Hah--didn't expect a death-defying move, did you? 1.4126 0.04511 206 139 49 18
291 The last guy who beat me was Keith Richards. 1.4126 0.04815 206 145 37 24
292 ... and Checkmate! I’ll bet some Swedish auteur could make a great movie out of this. 1.4126 0.04405 206 137 53 16
293 Checkmate! I win! Back to eternal life! 1.4118 0.04324 204 134 56 14
294 Remember. This isn't the Ingmar Bergman ending. It's the Woody Allen ending. 1.4118 0.04952 187 130 37 20
295 We're playing hangman next 1.4115 0.04627 192 129 47 16
296 I hope you're not a sore loser! 1.4112 0.04288 214 142 56 16
297 Why are you always in charge of the clock? 1.4110 0.04414 219 149 50 20
298 Tell me again who the bell tolls for? 1.4105 0.04477 190 125 52 13
299 Rarer still to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one go. 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
300 You'll live to regret that! 1.4103 0.04745 195 134 42 19
301 For the life of me, I can't believe you didn't see my bishop. 1.4103 0.04458 195 129 52 14
302 Ha ... bet ya didn’t expect a sacrifice. 1.4099 0.04130 222 146 61 15
303 No, I'm not playing best out of three. 1.4096 0.04694 188 127 45 16
304 Don't quit your day job. 1.4095 0.04498 210 143 48 19
305 Ha! This is even better than beating taxes with offshore accounts. 1.4093 0.04666 193 131 45 17
306 Frankly, I’ve played against all of the Four Horseman and none of you are any good! 1.4089 0.04712 203 141 41 21
307 Come on Donald your cheating days are over. 1.4088 0.05009 181 126 36 19
308 I guess I’ll die another day! 1.4088 0.04693 181 121 46 14
309 And I thought the odds were against me. 1.4086 0.04729 186 126 44 16
310 Okay, Okay. Black can go first this time. 1.4083 0.04378 218 148 51 19
311 I know what you’re thinking. It’s a killer move.” 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
312 That’s one game apiece. But don’t get cocky - sudden death is my specialty. 1.4081 0.04165 223 148 59 16
313 That was your last move. 1.4078 0.04122 206 133 62 11
314 Checkmate! Now bring back my goldfish. 1.4074 0.04793 189 130 41 18
315 And you said you always made the last move! 1.4072 0.04530 194 130 49 15
316 This is a once-in-a-lifetime move. 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
317 Congratulations, you now own my "time share" in Orlando. 1.4069 0.04262 204 134 56 13
318 And for my last move… checkmate. 1.4068 0.04764 177 119 44 14
319 Ha ha ! … checkmate… take that for an Eternity ! 1.4062 0.04562 192 128 48 15
320 Checkmate! We’re all tied. Do you want a sudden death game? 1.4058 0.04275 207 137 56 14
321 You’re short two horsemen 1.4057 0.04801 175 118 43 14
322 ”Let’s call it a draw, then. 1.4057 0.04732 175 117 45 13
323 Death, where is thy King? 1.4046 0.04908 173 118 40 15
324 It’s a sudden death match! 1.4044 0.04779 183 125 42 16
325 What if we played Life instead? 1.4035 0.04326 228 157 50 21
326 I’ve been dying to make that move! 1.4031 0.04810 191 133 39 19
327 And MATE!! Now bring on the IRS. 1.4029 0.04656 206 144 41 21
328 That'll be one resurrected dog, please 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
329 I'm sorry, but there's no cheating, Death. 1.4020 0.04501 199 135 48 16
330 Did you really think I'd fall for the Reaper's gambit? 1.4020 0.04210 199 130 58 11
331 This is really a killer move! 1.4020 0.04313 204 136 54 14
332 What do you mean there's no rematch? 1.4011 0.04891 177 120 39 16
333 I guess it's just my lucky day. 1.4011 0.04253 187 121 57 9
334 You know, I thought you'd be a lot better at this. 1.4011 0.04579 187 126 47 14
335 I’m also not paying my taxes this year. 1.4010 0.04435 192 128 51 13
336 Death be not proud...or smart. 1.4010 0.04158 207 136 59 12
337 If you make that move,it could be your last! 1.4000 0.04566 205 142 44 19
338 Checkmate! Now YOU have to take off one piece of clothing! 1.4000 0.04799 185 128 40 17
339 Checkmate! Good game. Same time next life? 1.4000 0.04564 195 133 46 16
340 I'm killing it! 1.4000 0.04622 195 134 44 17
341 Check mate! Read it and reap! 1.3990 0.04650 203 142 41 20
342 And I didn't even cheat, Death! 1.3990 0.04436 203 138 49 16
343 Now who’s a nerd for joining the chess club instead of the football team? 1.3988 0.04691 173 116 45 12
344 Never thought you would take it so personally 1.3988 0.05076 168 117 35 16
345 Ha! My cardiologist told me I couldn't beat you. 1.3988 0.05076 168 117 35 16
346 Yes, I paid my taxes. Why? 1.3988 0.05005 168 116 37 15
347 And THAT'S how we do it in Washington Square! 1.3982 0.04164 226 153 56 17
348 I am not ready to check out, mate 1.3980 0.04521 201 138 46 17
349 Nice move. But I'M white. 1.3979 0.04569 191 130 46 15
350 No, I don't think two out of three is a good idea. 1.3963 0.04707 164 109 45 10
351 Ha! And they said I’d never cheat—beat, sorry, beat—death. Beat. 1.3958 0.04550 192 131 46 15
352 Cheat? How could I cheat death? 1.3956 0.04724 182 125 42 15
353 Lean in a little closer so i can tell you what you won. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
354 10,000 hours of internet chess finally pays off! 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
355 It’s just a saying - “ you’ll win over my dead body.” 1.3951 0.04766 205 147 35 23
356 You won't be taking me to knight 1.3944 0.05189 142 96 36 10
357 Aw...Don't look so grim! 1.3942 0.04355 208 142 50 16
358 That will be your final move. 1.3941 0.04146 203 134 58 11
359 Without your dark knight you are nothing! 1.3939 0.04685 165 110 45 10
360 I don't care what you say -- there is no sudden death in chess. 1.3934 0.04574 183 124 46 13
361 I’m sure you’re better at the game of life. 1.3933 0.04593 178 120 46 12
362 Wait, did you say you're a sore looser? 1.3931 0.05030 173 122 34 17
363 You are right, there is no cheating death. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
364 No hard feelings, I hope! 1.3929 0.04704 168 111 44 11
365 Really? You think Bergman was too heavy handed with his symbolism? 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
366 I call this move "The kiss of .....you". 1.3923 0.04540 181 122 47 12
367 Checkmate - woo hoo! Now I can die a happy man. 1.3913 0.04745 184 128 40 16
368 first of all... I ain't your mate! 1.3913 0.05075 161 112 35 14
369 I've cheated better opponents than you, I'm a Republican. 1.3913 0.04869 184 130 36 18
370 I guess Death doesn’t win every time. 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
371 This isn't about the game is it? 1.3911 0.04840 179 125 38 16
372 You don’t stand a chance in hell! 1.3906 0.04890 192 138 33 21
373 Not for the first time, death wondered why he hadn't challenged Kasparov to Name that Tune 1.3904 0.05044 187 135 29 22
374 Ah, you fall for your own Memento Mori gambit! Checkmate! 1.3899 0.04542 159 104 48 7
375 Nice try, but you can't cheat death. 1.3898 0.04676 177 121 43 13
376 Hey, it's been a little creepy, but let's do it again sometime! 1.3898 0.04319 177 116 53 8
377 Sadly, keeping your finger on the piece won't delay the inevitable. 1.3898 0.04943 177 125 35 17
378 Look, you can give me the middle finger all you want, but it’s still check mate! 1.3892 0.05156 167 119 31 17
379 Checkmate! Hope you're not a grim weeper. 1.3892 0.04794 167 114 41 12
380 Nice move - enjoy your extra day. 1.3889 0.04687 180 124 42 14
381 So there, that buys me enough time to run and tell off my boss first 1.3886 0.04524 193 133 45 15
382 This move just kills me. 1.3886 0.04711 175 120 42 13
383 Good game! Let's skip the handshake. 1.3886 0.04848 175 122 38 15
384 Over your dead body 1.3886 0.04641 175 119 44 12
385 Check,,, you're dead 1.3885 0.04837 157 106 41 10
386 And, if you don't mind, I'll take back Crimea too! 1.3883 0.05022 188 137 29 22
387 I’ve always dreamed of cheating death. 1.3883 0.04790 188 133 37 18
388 Next up: taxes. 1.3882 0.05156 170 122 30 18
389 Sometimes when you win, you lose 1.3881 0.04454 201 139 46 16
390 OK Reaper, how about double or nothing for YOUR soul. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
391 If that finger is an insult, fine. If it's a summons, too late. Checkmate!!! 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
392 SOUL, MATE! 1.3876 0.04438 209 146 45 18
393 You know that I always get to make the last move. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
394 Your problem is that you never see what’s coming! 1.3874 0.04556 191 132 44 15
395 Let's just take sudden death off the table. 1.3874 0.04961 191 139 30 22
396 Ha, cheated you again! 1.3873 0.04676 173 118 43 12
397 Ha! More like the Grim Weeper! 1.3873 0.04955 173 122 35 16
398 So much for your unbeaten streak 1.3871 0.05128 155 108 34 13
399 ...have we talked about the terms if I win? 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
400 With my system, you, too, can turn impending doom into winning chess strategy! 1.3865 0.05024 163 114 35 14
401 It seems an eternity since your last move. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
402 Checkmate!! Now you have to be ME for a day! 1.3861 0.05214 158 112 31 15
403 If it makes you feel any better I work in finance, so I’ve been dead inside for quite some time. 1.3861 0.05367 158 114 27 17
404 And they said I shouldn't watch Queens Gambit while driving! 1.3855 0.05244 166 120 28 18
405 Come closer…I’ll tell you what will happen if you take my King 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
406 Well, if you're playing with the grim reaper, it's either the game of your life or the end of it. 1.3855 0.04496 179 121 47 11
407 If you lose again, I get your Halloween costume. OK? 1.3855 0.04496 179 121 47 11
408 You can't cheat, Death. 1.3851 0.04863 174 122 37 15
409 Checkmate! So much for your end game. 1.3851 0.04509 174 117 47 10
410 Didn't see that coming, huh? 1.3846 0.04196 169 109 55 5
411 Ha! Perpetual check. I live forever. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
412 I stay dressed, and you have to take off your cloak. 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
413 Ha! I get to live to play another day! 1.3838 0.04380 198 136 48 14
414 With the way you're playing, I'm surprised less people have cheated death! 1.3837 0.04689 172 118 42 12
415 You can't take me, I didn't take my finger off yet. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
416 we’re wagering in crypt currency, right? 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
417 That's five dollars -- or your immortal soul! 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
418 You can tell everybody I cheated if that makes you feel any better. 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
419 You sacrifice too many pieces. 1.3830 0.04214 188 125 54 9
420 Good move! But mine will be a killer. 1.3824 0.04941 170 120 35 15
421 You know I won fair and square. After all, you can’t cheat death. 1.3824 0.04725 170 117 40 12
422 Didn't see that coming, did you? 1.3824 0.04725 170 117 41 12
423 Stop trying to cheat, Death. 1.3807 0.04885 176 125 35 16
424 Boo-yah, now I can go do my taxes. 1.3807 0.04611 176 121 43 12
425 This is the last time I'll explain to you what the 'little horsies' can do. 1.3807 0.04750 176 123 39 14
426 Check! I’m dying to see how you get out of this one. 1.3807 0.04468 176 119 47 10
427 I haven't let go yet! 1.3806 0.05280 155 111 29 15
428 Very nice. Now what if I told you you were already dead? 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
429 Fatal mistake! Checkmate! 1.3801 0.04554 171 116 45 10
430 Checkmate! I mean… if that’s ok with you. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
431 Check mate...oops 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
432 That move is as old as time! 1.3797 0.04968 158 110 36 12
433 I knew Max von Sydow, and you're no Max von Sydow. 1.3797 0.04676 187 132 39 16
434 'Please don't force my hand.' 1.3791 0.04908 153 105 38 10
435 Stick to the apocalypse. 1.3791 0.04637 153 102 44 7
436 How did I beat you? I call it the Moderna gambit. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
437 Ha ha! Checkmate! What do you say we make it a little more interesting? 1.3787 0.04432 169 113 48 8
438 It doesn't matter who made the first move. The last one is always mine. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
439 I see that you fell for my sacrifice. 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
440 Overly confident, his next move was fatal. 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
441 Death’s Gambit is not a real chess opening 1.3784 0.04453 185 127 46 12
442 Your last move was your…last move. 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
443 Turns out, I can cheat death. 1.3770 0.04551 183 127 43 13
444 It's only a game. Must you be so dead serious? 1.3770 0.04485 183 126 45 12
445 You dare to cheat Death! 1.3767 0.04873 146 99 39 8
446 Impressive end-game. Now let me show you mine. 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
447 Hah! Bet you didn’t see that coming. 1.3766 0.04705 154 104 42 8
448 You should work on your end game 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
449 Does it look like I care? 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
450 Well done, Steve - you cheated death, but it means you still have to go clothes shopping with your wife. 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
451 C'mon, don't be morbid about it! 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
452 „Watch your next move, it could be fatal.“ 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
453 You only think you've won! 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
454 This is awkward 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
455 Ha! It feels good to have cheated death, and you can give me the finger all you want. 1.3750 0.04660 184 130 39 15
456 Nice. But I get the last move. 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
457 If you hadn't been picking your nose you'd have seen this coming! I live! 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
458 I thought your endgame skills would be sharper. 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
459 It's 2022, dude. You have to do better to scare me. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
460 Read my lips... you cannot win 1.3744 0.04472 195 137 43 15
461 And they said I couldn’t cheat death 1.3742 0.05228 163 119 27 17
462 You're a dead man! 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
463 Your time ran out. 1.3736 0.04822 182 131 34 17
464 Death, your timer is ticking! 1.3735 0.04790 166 115 38 12
465 Who has the last laugh now?! 1.3734 0.04707 158 108 41 9
466 The robe! Give me the robe, baby! 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
467 Heh heh.....that's life 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
468 Alex couldn't beat Death. So he cheated. 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
469 This has been fun, but I much prefer death by chocolate. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
470 Already dead inside. Checkmate. 1.3728 0.05088 169 123 29 17
471 If it's any comfort, I beat paying taxes too. 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
472 Come on. You win every time. 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
473 Reap that buddy...Game over! 1.3722 0.04663 180 127 39 14
474 Two out of three my ass! 1.3721 0.04672 172 120 40 12
475 I wish they'd all stop challenging me at chess; its been centuries since I've bargained with a backgammon pro. 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
476 I’ll take that scythe now. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
477 Booyah...Cheated Death without cheating! 1.3713 0.04766 167 117 38 12
478 Checkmate! That's two in a row. Next game do you want to play Sudden Death? 1.3713 0.04842 167 118 36 13
479 What do you mean, "we'll see who laughs last"? 1.3713 0.04766 167 117 38 12
480 Great defense, but I never lose playing Sudden Death. 1.3709 0.04756 151 102 40 8
481 Wait, do you mean you're taking me, or my piece? It makes a difference on how I play this. 1.3708 0.05024 178 131 28 19
482 Closer my friend, there’s one little move I need to show you… 1.3708 0.04561 178 123 42 12
483 Best two out of infinity. 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
484 I just hope you're not a sore loser. 1.3706 0.04632 170 118 41 11
485 I call this the death trap! 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
486 The Endgame 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
487 I’ve been dying to play that move. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
488 MATE...game over! I won! I won! So, what's the big surprise? 1.3697 0.04648 165 114 41 10
489 Check Mate? Over my dead body! 1.3697 0.04955 165 118 33 14
490 I know, I know, I’m on the clock! 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
491 You didn't see that coming, did you? 1.3693 0.04377 176 120 47 9
492 How could you not see that coming? 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
493 You lose! Now go to Hell! 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
494 Don’t look so gloomy; it’s just a game! 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
495 Things are looking pretty grim now, buddy. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
496 Best out of three? 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
497 Checkmate! I stay alive 1.3690 0.04963 168 121 32 15
498 I won!" "Well look at that... Okay then. A deal is a deal. I'll tell you the truth.... Epstein did not kill himself. 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
499 I can't believe you fell for the Bergman Gambit! 1.3688 0.04870 141 96 38 7
500 YES,YOU WON THIS GAME,BUT GUESS WHAT MY MIDDLE FINGER MEANS 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
501 You’re killin’ me here! 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
502 Playing with death 1.3688 0.04870 141 96 38 7
503 Unfortunately for Frank, both sides saw their final move. 1.3687 0.04618 160 117 30 13
504 Best of three??? 1.3684 0.04446 152 101 46 5
505 I was scared to death, but I beat you! 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
506 Yep, Checkmate, even though you never had any skin in the game. 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
507 Who said I can’t beat death 1.3678 0.04482 174 120 44 10
508 I did not cheat, Death! 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
509 I also cheat on my taxes. 1.3675 0.05288 166 124 23 19
510 No one is going to believe me when I say I beat Death! 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
511 I remembered that move from the Bergman film! 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
512 2 out of 3? 1.3671 0.04610 158 108 42 8
513 What do you mean I lose anyway? 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
514 Hah! Checkmate. Now you have to take my mother-in-law instead of me! 1.3667 0.04721 180 129 36 15
515 Over my dead body you win this game 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
516 Ha ha! You didn't see that coming! 1.3665 0.04881 161 114 35 12
517 Sorry, Vlad, that's another win for Ukraine! 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
518 So about Persephone… 1.3662 0.04739 142 96 40 6
519 It’s only a game. 1.3660 0.04706 153 105 40 8
520 I am NOT your pawn! 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
521 Having a lonely childhood and an overbearing father finally paid off. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
522 You, taxes and checkmate! 1.3657 0.04461 175 121 44 10
523 You call it cheating death but I call it check mate! 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
524 Things are looking pretty grim for you now! 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
525 It’s just a friendly game, right? 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
526 You're dead to me. 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
527 I so love beating you at chess that I could do it for the rest of my life! 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
528 Come on. We’re late for the Met Gala. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
529 Wait! Best two out of three. 1.3647 0.04697 170 120 38 12
530 Do you have a death wish? 1.3642 0.04744 151 104 39 8
531 Reap it and weep! 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
532 No backsies 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
533 Yeah I know it's 2 out of 3,just let me have my moment. 1.3636 0.04557 165 114 42 9
534 That seals it for the seventh time! 1.3631 0.05044 157 113 31 13
535 You may win a game, but I always make the last move. 1.3631 0.04962 157 112 33 12
536 Ah, yes. You beat me. But you didn't "listen carefully, as the options may have changed." 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
537 I really wouldn’t do that if I were you 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
538 I’m glad you’re not a poor loser. 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
539 i've sunk your donkey piece 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
540 Reap that, bitch! 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
541 Checkmate! Now I can include"Outwitting death" on my resume. Can I use you as a contact? 1.3620 0.04986 163 118 31 14
542 Checkmate! Time to start planning your funeral bro! 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
543 I wouldn't take that bishop if I were you, Roger. 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
544 And you thought running out the clock would work here buddy? 1.3617 0.04856 141 97 37 7
545 This time, your time's up! 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
546 Put me in check all you want, the semi-truck driver is still gonna be lookin at his phone. 1.3613 0.05169 155 113 28 14
547 I won the battle, but I guess you will probably win the war. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
548 A draw! That's it! What are you going to do about that, tough guy?! 1.3609 0.05045 133 92 34 7
549 This is your last move 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
550 This is how people are cheating you. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
551 I win! So you get my ex-wife's soul instead of mine! Done deal! 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
552 Farewell Faustian Friend 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
553 Checkmate! No hard feelings, right? 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
554 Final answer? 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
555 Chess is really hard- can we switch to checkers?" (Roman Gonzales, 14 years old 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
556 Alright, best two out of three then. 1.3597 0.04898 139 95 35 7
557 Death loses yet again with a classic bone-headed move. 1.3597 0.05003 139 96 34 8
558 Check! Now remove a piece of clothing! 1.3595 0.05214 153 112 27 14
559 I’m not letting you cheat Death again. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
560 Checkmate! I get another 50 years. 1.3593 0.04512 167 116 42 9
561 Sorry but, Your time was up! 1.3593 0.04746 167 119 36 12
562 And that's how you can beat Bobby Fisher down there! 1.3593 0.04512 167 116 42 9
563 And you thought you’d win in sudden death 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
564 You are dead right,check mate 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
565 It doesn't matter if you rule the underworld, the King still can only move one space at a time! 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
566 Hey, don't look so grim....In chess, you reap what you sew ! 1.3590 0.04451 156 106 44 6
567 334 out of 666? 1.3588 0.05205 131 92 31 8
568 And my ex-wife thought I needed to quit chess to get a life! 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
569 So, what's your exit strategy? 1.3588 0.05205 131 92 31 8
570 Ha! You have to do the dishes for a month! 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
571 I CAN take it with me! 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
572 Death comes for the bishop! 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
573 Checkmate! Now pack up your stupid little virus and blow! 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
574 A draw—you forget I'm a tax accountant! 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
575 Ha, I win the five dollars! What shall we play for next? 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
576 It’s best two out of three, right? 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
577 Bring my queen back from the dead 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
578 Mate, Buddy....you owe me a carton of cigarettes. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
579 Keep your rude gesture to yourself and admit it - I beat Death! 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
580 No need to cheat death when I can beat you fair and square. 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
581 I don't cheat death, I beat it. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
582 Who's "Mr. End Game" now? 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
583 I can't believe you fell for the Deadman's Gambit! 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
584 This is just a metaphor. What I'm trying to say is you should think about life insurance. 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
585 A blunder? I thought that was a killer move! 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
586 Now YOU’RE on the clock! 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
587 I don’t understand why anyone would need to cheat you. 1.3566 0.04801 143 99 37 7
588 What do you mean no cheating? 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
589 I guess diet and exercise isn't the only way to outsmart death 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 32 12
590 I knew you'd never suspect the pale horse! 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
591 Looks like I can beat death. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
592 That would be the last time Jim ever cheated death. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
593 Despite all the hype, it turns out you're really bad at Chess. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
594 No, you're dead! 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
595 Guess you didn’t know I stopped smoking this year! 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
596 OK, one more game— double or nothing for the rest of Europe? 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
597 No cheatin', Death! 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
598 The same strategy beat the IRS 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
599 You need to work on your endgame. 1.3543 0.05866 127 95 19 13
600 Go ahead,make my day! 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
601 Ha! Your time is up 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
602 I'm playing like my life depends on it. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
603 So whaddaya say best two out of three? 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
604 - Sudden Death Match. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
605 Carl cheats death one last time 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
606 Plot twist. 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
607 Death becomes you. CHECKMATE! 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
608 Good last move. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
609 It’s called the Bergman gambit. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
610 I wouldn't plan too far ahead if I were YOU! 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
611 Checkmate again! I’m starting to wonder how anyone dies around here. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
612 A pyrrhic victory my friend. 1.3529 0.04680 153 107 38 8
613 Are you new? Someone else’s life passed before my eyes. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
614 HA! And they said it was impossible to beat Death. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
615 OK, you win. I take off my mask! 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
616 In this case I'll say soul mate. 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
617 Checkmate! Now I live forever. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
618 You can't take the Queen...she's only 96!" 🇬 1.3525 0.05390 139 102 25 12
619 This gives me an idea for a movie. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
620 I’m pro-choice, man” 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
621 Check, now I want the secret on how you stay so thin. 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
622 Let me get this straight... this is checkmate... and still I lose? 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
623 Not this time, Big Guy! 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
624 too late, you already took your finger off 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
625 Death does not always win. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
626 You might capture my queen, but I'm still capturing your immortal soul, pal. 1.3510 0.05414 151 114 21 16
627 You can still kill me if it makes you feel better. 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
628 Not over my dead body. 1.3510 0.04622 151 105 39 7
629 Grim was always more of a doer than a thinker. 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
630 That middle finger won't help you now, checkmate. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
631 Let's pick this up tomorrow, you look like death. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
632 Cheating at chess isn't a great analogy.... 1.3504 0.04814 137 95 36 6
633 Your move, COVID 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
634 Checkmate! I get 10 more years! 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
635 Why yes, I HAVE seen " The Seventh Seal". 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
636 I’m literally staring death in the face, and winning. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
637 Oh, come on. Just one more game? You can be white this time. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
638 Ha! Cheating? You wish…. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
639 Haha! Who needs to quit smoking NOW? 1.3492 0.05997 126 96 16 14
640 I won! And by won, I think I mean I lost. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
641 Did I tell you that I always win at the end? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
642 You let me win, right? 1.3490 0.04658 149 104 38 7
643 And NOW I get your ticket to next year’s Met Gala! 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
644 That's checkmate again! What are you going to do about it -- kill me? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
645 That's mate. Time for another game? 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
646 I dare you. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
647 Let me tell you why that was a killer move! 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
648 I’ll accept a draw. 1.3485 0.04808 132 91 36 5
649 Taxes wins again! 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
650 Hold on. That’s not how it works. I’m supposed to cheat you! 1.3481 0.04572 158 111 39 8
651 Ha! You fell for the Faustian Gambit! 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
652 Now that’s a death-defying move. 1.3478 0.05002 138 97 32 8
653 I have cancer anyway! 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
654 No, no, no, I still have time on my clock! 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
655 It was soooo worth it! 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
656 I finally beat death, only to go to work tomorrow 1.3469 0.05167 147 108 27 12
657 And no Death, I didn't cheat. 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
658 This game will be the death of me 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
659 Mate. Now, give me the sickle and no one gets hurt. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
660 Check Mate Bitch 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
661 Checkmate. Bring Roe back. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
662 I pick who's next. That was the deal, right? 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
663 Let's make it two out of three. 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
664 Captured your queen! How's that for grim? 1.3464 0.04381 153 105 43 5
665 Double or nothing, for the scythe! 1.3464 0.04358 179 127 42 10
666 You owe me a beer! 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
667 What do you mean, “check fate?!” 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
668 Now you're a pawn in my game! 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
669 I win again! Next time try botulism, a freak accident or something. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
670 You may have my queen, but I have your soul. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
671 Doesn’t matter who you are bud, this is Washington square park and I’m keeping your ten. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
672 Game over! 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
673 You must have a death wish. 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
674 For the last time, 411 year old Polerio conquers Death . . . 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
675 Go ahead and say it. I dare you. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
676 I see you’re trying to cheat me. 1.3457 0.04660 162 116 36 10
677 Come a little closer so I can hear you better. I could have sworn you said, "Checkmate." 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
678 Let’s play again in about 50 years. 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
679 So you'll send Elvis back! 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
680 Death slowly raised a bony middle finger 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
681 So now tell me how I can beat taxes. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
682 Reap that #@$&!!!! 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
683 Be Not Proud! 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
684 On second thought it's two out of three." 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
685 This time it is my move. 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
686 Check mate and you can go to Hell! 1.3451 0.04798 142 100 35 7
687 Dont underestimate me, I went to film school! 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
688 Check fate,dude! 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
689 Ok, that’s game. What’s YOUR move? 1.3444 0.04976 151 109 30 11
690 Didn’t even have to cheat. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
691 So this means I don't have to go to hell, right? 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
692 Check! So whatever happened to Max von Sydow? 1.3440 0.05691 125 93 21 11
693 You are so dead, man! 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
694 I won fair and square! Now how many lives do I get? 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
695 Win at cheese; lose at life. 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
696 I cheat death, not chess. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
697 Death cometh not soon but late ! 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
698 Come here, I'll show you what Checkmate is. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
699 That Seals It! 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
700 Checkmate! Well played, but you lack the killer instinct. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
701 I don't care if you think you're winning. You are out of time. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
702 Say, want to watch an old Bergman film now? 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
703 NOW who's the destroyer of worlds? 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
704 Here I was, thinking I was just another pawn." 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
705 Bob quickly realized there are times you should let Death win. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
706 Come a little closer and say that. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
707 My last opponent exhibited the same irrational exuberance. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
708 OK then, best two out of three? 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
709 ... and this is move I call "Reaper Madness". Check mate! 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
710 Looks like I cheated you again old pal! 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
711 Let’s see your endgame! 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
712 Everyone falls for the Queen 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
713 Gotcha. Death be not proud. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
714 You shouldn't have challenged me to a sudden-death match!" 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
715 Who said I play fair? 1.3423 0.04235 149 101 45 3
716 The fickle finger of checkmate. 1.3423 0.04643 149 105 37 7
717 Check Mate! Now do I get to see you naked? 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
718 You can’t visualise your way out of this one 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
719 How’s that for a do-or-die move! 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
720 Nope. I don't lose until I take my hand off. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
721 Are you sure you can't see any boogers? 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
722 Checkmate, heaven can wait! 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
723 And you KNOW I can’t cheat you! 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
724 But coming in, I already reaped your king. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
725 So I won.What are you gonna do? Kill me? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
726 Would you MOVE already?? You act as if we have all the time in the world! 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
727 Aha; Checkmate! Now please lower your bony finger of death. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
728 Checkmate! We both win. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
729 I thought I was dead, until you made that last move. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
730 You might take my life, but not before I take your queen. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
731 Actually, I’m the one who brings the game to an end… 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
732 Check mate! Now what was it you wanted to talk about? 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
733 King me, sucker! 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
734 See? You CAN beat Death,after all! 1.3404 0.04809 141 99 34 7
735 It's called a Smothered Mate - no offense intended....... 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
736 Hmmm...a VERY interesting last move. 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
737 Check Mate! Go reap your grim somewhere else. 1.3403 0.05322 144 108 23 13
738 Checkmate! I get your cloak! 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
739 One more? If I win, you have to take the guy who invented comic sans instead! 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
740 You're out of time. 1.3400 0.04714 150 107 35 8
741 Nice move. Shall we raise the stakes? 1.3399 0.04366 153 106 42 5
742 One move and you're a dead man 1.3397 0.05104 156 117 25 14
743 You won an all expenses paid trip to purgatory. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
744 Anthony cheats Death and postpones the pandemic. 1.3397 0.04501 156 110 39 7
745 I live to play again! 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
746 Checkmate! I get eternal life and the robe. 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
747 Harold's binging of Netflix series finally pays off. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
748 Check" Looking grim my friend 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
749 How 'bout best two out of three? 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
750 Seventh Seal this! 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
751 Now get me back in my car before the crash! 1.3387 0.04564 124 84 38 2
752 OK you win, but next we play spin the bottle. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
753 I didn't cheat and I still won! 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
754 As Steve attempted to explain the rules of castling, Death was convinced it was an attempt to cheat him. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
755 Life wins! 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
756 Checkmate. You've run out of time! 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
757 yes, definitely a booger 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
758 Can't cheat death you say? 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
759 You're not the only expert in sudden death! 1.3382 0.04920 136 97 32 7
760 Good game! See you next week? 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
761 And they told me I couldn’t beat Death! 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
762 Checkmate!...gotta run now. 1.3381 0.04741 139 98 35 6
763 My queen got the second booster AND wears a mask to bed. Checkmate! 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
764 Hah! You're dead! 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
765 Ha! Death trap! 1.3380 0.04568 142 99 38 5
766 Checkmate! Hah! I'm going to end up with more lives than my cat! 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
767 Seat belts and the Queen's Gambit... gets you every time! 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
768 Check Mate! And now I challenge you to a game of Twister ! 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
769 I won't take your bishop if you don't take my life. Deal? 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
770 You can say I cheated, Death. But I won fair and square. 1.3380 0.04568 142 99 38 5
771 Okay, how ‘bout 2 out of 3? 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
772 Okay, I'll go with you now, but you have to delete my browser history like you promised 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
773 Do you really think you can cheat death? 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
774 There! I told you I could get away without a mask. 1.3377 0.04918 151 113 26 12
775 Ingmar Bergman taught me that move. 1.3374 0.04704 163 119 33 11
776 You didn't think I've seen that Bergman movie too, did you? 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
777 Queen me, Bitch! 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
778 Double or nothing? You already owe me 100 years! 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
779 Check mate, Grim Reaper! 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
780 And that’s the last anyone ever heard from Chester “Chess” Chesterton. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
781 I'm the dead man? 1.3361 0.04961 119 83 32 4
782 Got your nose! 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
783 That's checkmate! OK, hand over the cloak Senator McConnell. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
784 You always fall for the sacrifice! 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
785 So now who gets the last laugh! 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
786 If this move upsets you, I'll take it back. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
787 Oh yeah you do have something between your teeth! 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 23 10
788 Ha! Most people wouldn't be caught dead making a move this obvious! 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
789 Little did Steve know this was the first chess game in history that was about to end in sudden death. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
790 By promoting this pawn to another knight, I now control all four horsemen. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
791 And I cheated! 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
792 You know you're statistically less likely to win when you choose black." 1.3358 0.04731 134 94 35 5
793 We're both winning! 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
794 Call that the grim weeper! 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
795 I'll be damned. I won again! 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
796 As you can see, I will live on forever through my NFTs 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
797 OK, you win the first one. How about we make it best-of-seven? 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
798 Do I have time to call my estate planner before this move? 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
799 That bought some time. 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
800 Wait. Let’s do two out of three. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
801 Can't wait to tell everyone I just beat death! 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
802 I can’t cheat you, but I can beat you. Checkmate! 1.3354 0.04990 164 124 25 15
803 Your time’s up! 1.3333 0.04830 132 96 29 7
804 Checkmate! Now that you have a moment, let's talk about our Lord and Saviour. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
805 Don’t be a sore sport. It’s just a silly game of chess—it’s not life or…well, never mind. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
806 I'm not cheating, death. 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
807 You were better in the movie! 1.3333 0.05006 132 95 30 7
808 Checkmate! As the loser, you've agreed to come to the children's Halloween party next week. Right? 1.3333 0.05374 123 89 25 8
809 Who’s dead now? 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
810 How about two out of three? 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
811 I didn't take my finger off it yet. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
812 I kill at Chess! 1.3333 0.04932 114 79 32 3
813 Come on,I dare you! 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
814 NOT SO FAST, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE GAME, NOT THE END GAME 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
815 And I didn’t even have to cheat, Death! 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
816 Hey! Did you just let me win? 1.3333 0.06188 114 88 14 12
817 Already under indictment by the SEC and with no soul left to lose, Smith was able to play a fearless game of chess. 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
818 I’d like to talk about your car’s extended warranty. 1.3333 0.05717 120 89 20 10
819 I may have a death wish 1.3333 0.04769 132 93 34 5
820 I hope it’s not checkmate for both of us. 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
821 No, no, see, the little horsie moves like THIS... 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
822 And they said playing you was a suicide mission." 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
823 ...and this one's called the "Fool's Gambit! 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
824 You just can't take the Queen, can you? 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
825 Hah, so whose the grim reaper now! 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
826 A rematch in Samarrah? Sure! 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
827 Go ahead 2022, make your move. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
828 it’s called cheating 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
829 I cheated, which means I've cheated death! 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
830 And THAT’S my dying wish. 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
831 Checkmate, and giving me the finger will do nothing for your reputation. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
832 See you in hell 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
833 There! Now stop global warming. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
834 Done in by that pale horse you rode in on 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
835 Go fuck yourself 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
836 Ah Ha! And they said you can't be beat... 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
837 Sit down Doug! It’s still my move. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
838 Ha! Checkmate number three! Now get your ass over to the Supreme Court. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
839 How much time do I have to gloat? 1.3304 0.05344 115 81 26 6
840 Checkmate, but I'm losing either way. 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
841 I was told I would be playing Death, not Brain Death. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
842 See how it feels? 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
843 Sudden Death -- Karma's a bitch! 1.3291 0.05193 158 122 20 16
844 Your final move may be checkmate. But it'll really be your final move. 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
845 I live for this 1.3289 0.05079 149 112 25 12
846 I just had a multi-vitamin, a kombucha and a COVID booster. Check mate! 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
847 Immortality or nothing? 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
848 I haven't taken my hand off yet! 1.3286 0.05407 140 107 20 13
849 You shouldn’t spend all your time getting rid of your bishops. 1.3286 0.05213 140 105 24 11
850 What did I win? 1.3285 0.04703 137 100 30 7
851 Checkmate, Loser! 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
852 Checkmate! OK now taxes are next . . . 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
853 Now you're going to go through five stages... 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
854 Your move, old man. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
855 I know it looks grim,but until I take my hand off the piece,you can’t make a move. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
856 Yeah, I cheated. What are you going to do about it? 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
857 Ha! I did it! I outsmarted death! 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
858 Ha! Who delivers death now? 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
859 Some people say you can’t beat death, but I just did 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
860 Sure, I've beaten Death, but I would've preferred doing it in the game of Life. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
861 And that's how you win. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
862 Now, do I get three wishes? 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
863 Told you a few cigarrettes and those extra burguers wouldn’t be the death of me 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
864 I win! Now we’re in sudden death. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
865 Who knew all this excitement would give me chest pain? 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
866 Check mate! Don't cry now, grim weeper. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
867 In your fa... oh, no, wait, you don’t have one 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
868 I think it’s just a piece of broccoli. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
869 This cloak really itches, Steve. Next time use some fabric softener. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
870 Ahh, but I haven't lifted my hand off the piece yet, have I? 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
871 I’m guessing you choose black? 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
872 And they said our match would last an eternity. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
873 `Sure he wasn't the most fun playing partner but the Reaper knew a few lethal moves. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
874 Not checkmate--check out. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
875 You’re kind of a dramatic loser. 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
876 Aha! Gotcha! The "Death Gambit" 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
877 Looks like I won't be passant today! 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
878 Chutzpah at the End of Time. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
879 Oh yeah? Check your heartbeat, mate. 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
880 That’s a perpetual check! So, I got a few more years, right? 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
881 This is probably a terrible move I will regret, but checkmate! 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
882 Who said you could leave? 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
883 You’re Dead 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
884 Nice move, but now it’s time for your endgame. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
885 I play for fun, not life or death. 1.3262 0.04557 141 100 36 5
886 Your King's soul in exchange for mine. 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
887 Rematch next week in Samarra 1.3261 0.05056 138 102 27 9
888 Checkmate....Now gimme the scythe 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
889 You should have stuck to Monopoly. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
890 Check-mort! 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
891 We’ll, now. That was a real treat. Game of a lifetime I’d say. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
892 I think I just cheated Death! 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
893 Go ahead and make my day 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
894 On second thought,may I take my last move back? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
895 So for every piece I win, you take off an article of clothing! 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
896 Yeah, the games up. I win. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
897 See, I didn’t need the vaccine! 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
898 Ha, I won without cheating death! 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
899 Checkmate! Remember, it's a metaphor for LIFE! 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
900 Come on, be a sport -- two out of three! 1.3252 0.05353 123 90 24 8
901 Checkmate. See you in heaven! 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
902 Hah! Checkmate. Read 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
903 You can't defy your way out of this one, Death! 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
904 Come a little bit closer----you`re my kind of man! 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
905 TAKE THA..AA..aa..a.... 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
906 Take your hand off my knight, and stop giving me the finger. 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
907 Your Fact Checkers didn't tell you that I hold the title of GRAND MASTER? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
908 That was your last mistake 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
909 I'm just gonna put your king right back here...we good? 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
910 I'll do whatever it takes to win - even if it kills me 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
911 this is why I like rock paper scissors 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
912 I won! Ha! Ha! ! 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
913 Actually, if you had let me win........ 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
914 You will discover that I am a poor loser! 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
915 Checkmate! I keep my soul, but more importantly now you have to tell me how all your bones stay together. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
916 So you really CAN cheat death. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
917 First it was 2 out of 3. Then 4 out of 5. You're such a sore loser. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
918 Didn't see the movie, did you? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
919 Hey, there's no cheating here, death! 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
920 Things are looking grim for you after I make this move. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
921 Held in check by a Bishop, yet again. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
922 Just one game. C’mon, live a little! 1.3235 0.04654 136 97 34 5
923 I won the battle, but you'll win the war. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
924 I will give you one move and you better think carefully if it’s really worth it. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
925 Checkmate! Let's play again 30 years from now. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
926 Not so grim now, are we Mr. Reaper? 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
927 Are you sure? I get grim when I lose! 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
928 And this piece here can only move diagonally! 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
929 Ah, your last good move! 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
930 Read ‘em and weep, Reap! 1.3228 0.04728 127 90 33 4
931 Todd saves The Queen. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
932 Look at me. Am I someone you really want to piss off? 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
933 Hope you are not a sore loser. 1.3226 0.04932 124 89 30 5
934 I guess you can beat death. 1.3226 0.04188 155 109 42 4
935 And I won my suit against the IRS too! 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
936 Do you really think you won? 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
937 Taxes for the win! 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
938 Remember, I can end this in one move too. 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
939 And I got today's Wordle in two guesses. 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
940 Uh-oh. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
941 Charlie Daniels ain’t got nuthin on me! 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
942 That makes two out of three. I get Sparky, the dog my parents said went to live on a farm, back, and I get your cloak. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
943 Pssst.. I always win, Jerry. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
944 Pale horse to C7. Mate in three. As you sow, so shall you.... 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
945 Check MATE... Hah, gotcha! Opps, sorry about taking your index finger ... I'll help you look for it. Guess it happens frequently, eh? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
946 I don’t care how many times you’ve seen the Seventh Seal. I still win! 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
947 What say we play again for eternal life? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
948 Okay; this time it’s for sudden death. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
949 Check mate! That’s my bucket list! 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
950 I'm having the game of my life. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
951 I beat Death! 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
952 Now give Grandma back. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
953 Bet you didn't see that coming! Funny you should mention that.... 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
954 Now can we go to Waffle House? 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
955 Checkmate! You’re coming back to life. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
956 Do they seriously not have The Queens Gambit where you come from? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
957 Best 24,962,048 out of 49,924,095? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
958 Check This 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
959 Not today! 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
960 Ha! Think you got me, huh? 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
961 I don't fear the reaper today, mate! 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
962 Remember, best out of 4,874, 984 games before we leave. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
963 Stale mate! I live. 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
964 I thought the end game was *your* thing? 1.3209 0.04444 134 94 37 3
965 The game moves a lot slower in Sweden huh? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
966 Let's switch to checkers. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
967 Wanna do rock paper scissors next? 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
968 Haha I told you I’d kill you in this game! 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
969 And's that why you don't come to Washington square park to collect a soul! 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
970 Um, king me? 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
971 Still haven't mastered life's gambit, eh? 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
972 You have won but at a cost. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
973 I won't regret. Over my dead body! 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
974 Checkmate! but you win. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
975 Hate to break it to you: your time is out. 1.3197 0.04694 122 86 33 3
976 Checkmate...and all I can say is, death becomes you! 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
977 Hah! 1-1; next game is Sudden Death! 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
978 …And you owe me ten bucks! 1.3197 0.04548 122 85 35 2
979 Alright that’s checkmate now give me my cloak back. 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
980 Huzzah! I'll be having that scythe then. 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
981 It turns out that I can cheat you! 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
982 Well, of course I know you can't cheat death. Why? 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
983 Losing is worse than death for me. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
984 Ha! Checkmate. You may win in the end, but I win NOW. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
985 It's called checkmate. Or if you prefer, sudden death. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
986 You won, but now you lose 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
987 Checkmate! Who says you always win? 1.3185 0.05221 135 102 23 10
988 I win again! See you in another 30 years. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
989 I told you you’d be dead meat 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
990 Predictable strategy, Mr. One-Shroud-Fits-All! 1.3178 0.04795 129 93 31 5
991 Perhaps you should consider that "Winning" may be relative today Steve 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
992 Keep playing like that big boy and I’ll let you have your dog back 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
993 And mate! Play you again, double or nothing. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
994 I'll make sure it is OK for you. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
995 Uh, read my lips: You timed out. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
996 Check and mate. Now, strip. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
997 If you touch me there's no rematch. 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
998 You may have an eternity, but I have to be back at work by 1. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
999 Can't help it, but the devil made me do it!! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1000 What d'ya say we raise the stakes? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1001 Death says, "Be Not Proud." 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1002 Looks like we both lose. 1.3171 0.04663 123 87 33 3
1003 Checkmate is actually the biggest gambit you could make right now. 1.3171 0.04518 123 86 35 2
1004 That’s called a ‘bingo’ which means I win and you have to take my mother-in-law! 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1005 I'm going to live forever! 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1006 Ha! It's not over until I take my hand off the piece! I'm immortal! 1.3167 0.04731 120 85 32 3
1007 Democracy’s last move. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 5
1008 Okay, I captured one of your men so you have to take off an article of clothing. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1009 Do I really ever win? 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1010 Now I understand why mortality rates have been declining. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1011 Easier than when I played the IRS! 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1012 Check! Wait! 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1013 You should try the white pieces some time. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1014 Checkmate! That's 30 extra years! Blitz you for 10 more?" 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1015 Checkmate! Now let's go for taxes. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1016 Actually you lose, as you will soon learn. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1017 What are the odds?! 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
1018 So, no taxes either? 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1019 How about double or nothing in Monopoly? 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1020 I'm checking in, not checking out! 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1021 How's that for the Kiss of Death, mate 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1022 This is how he mocks death. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1023 Checkmate n Checkout 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1024 You're so New York! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1025 Ah! Checkmate Death! The IRS will be next. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1026 Call it a draw? 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
1027 Death always gets the last move. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1028 That’s life! 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1029 That's a risk I'm willing to take. Checkmate. 1.3150 0.04704 127 91 32 4
1030 Certain...Ha. Next I beat Taxes. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
1031 I beg your pardon, but technically speaking, it is called an attack--not a kill. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1032 Ever see this move in Georgia? 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
1033 That gives me an idea! I'll be Connery, you'll be Von Sydow, and we'll call it The 007th Seal. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1034 Check mate. Now go get Kasparov. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1035 That’s not a bishop, my friend, that’s an Infinity Stone! 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1036 Checkmate, now kill me. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
1037 No one watches art house cinema anymore, my dude! 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1038 Yes my name is Junior, Bobby Fischer Jr! 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1039 Now I can finally get back to zero excercise, smoking a pack a day, and binge eating cannolis while watching seinfed reruns. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1040 And you can take the knight off! 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1041 You never said I couldn’t BEAT death. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1042 Yahtzee! 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1043 ...and that is how you cheat death! 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1044 And THAT makes binging every episode of Queen's Gambit so worthwhile! 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1045 It's looking pretty grim for you! 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1046 I'm not the queen and this is no gambit. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1047 I CAN cheat death! 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1048 Some would call this move suicidal, I call it a work-avoidance tactic. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1049 Hey, no cheating. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1050 Hey, bud, I got one word for you: Listerine! 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1051 I haven’t beaten taxes yet, but I’ve beaten you, Death!” 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1052 My time is not up! 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1053 Last week, Taxes didn’t see that coming, either! 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1054 you took abortion, now I take the welfare of women 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1055 The Death's Gambit 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1056 Your move! 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1057 Welcome to the new dark ages, where no move you make can save you. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1058 Checkmate! That means I win, right......? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1059 Don't look so grim, it's only a game. 1.3130 0.04608 131 94 33 4
1060 The only think better than cheating Death is to checkmate him. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1061 Ha! I WIN! Yea, that's right just run back to the underworld like last time." 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1062 That's one helluva poker face you've got!" 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
1063 Go ahead, you're still going to die... 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1064 Rematch? I have time to kill. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1065 Laugh now, but I will get you in the end. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1066 Hah! You took your finger off! Checkmate! Game, set and death match. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1067 No, not my queen! Take me instead! 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1068 Two out of three ain’t bad but the third one’s a killer 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
1069 Checkmate! So this is why so many people have near-death experiences. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1070 You kill my king, I kill you. 1.3119 0.04824 109 77 30 2
1071 Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line ... 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1072 Checkmate! Now, can you also get me out of jury duty? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1073 Checkmate again! Now I want you to kill my ex-wife Sharon. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1074 Have it your way! I will pry your King from your cold dead fingers. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1075 And that, is MY death move on you!!! 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1076 not check out!, check out! - Checkmate! Checkmate! 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1077 Don't be discouraged. Nobody died. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1078 Checkmate. Game over. No?? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1079 Now, this life insurance plan I was trying to tell you about 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1080 Take all the time that you need. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1081 You chose poorly. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1082 Checkmate! Now make me immortal! 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1083 I'll bet you DID see that one coming. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1084 Argh!!!! Next time we play Battleship, Mr Kasparov 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1085 Checkmate! Play again in 100 years? 1.3106 0.05228 132 103 18 11
1086 Maybe you will do better at our next encounter." 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
1087 You know what happens when the game is over? 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1088 It's been a looong game! 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1089 # 1.3103 0.04649 116 82 32 2
1090 Can I take back that last move? 1.3103 0.04807 116 83 30 3
1091 I may not be able to cheat death, but I can sure checkmate you. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1092 Short lived victory 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1093 But I said "checkmate!" 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1094 Soo, what’s my prize? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1095 Surprising and brilliant. But, you're still dead. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1096 Checkmate! I want Fluffy back NOW! 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
1097 Take another look. You sure you want to make that move? 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1098 No more variants! 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1099 Would it really kill you to lose a game every now and then? 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1100 Checkmate! Ingmar owes me 10 bucks! 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1101 You reap what you sow! 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1102 Queen takes horsey! 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1103 Wow! That's checkmate in our sudden death playoff! 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1104 Move already. I don't have all night. 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
1105 I bet you didn't think I could cheat you 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1106 I just beat Death! Another game? 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1107 Ha, checkmate! I live! 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1108 Checkmate! Next up: Taxes. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1109 Yes Senator, that move gets you closer. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1110 Endgame 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1111 Dwayne’s Cinderella run would ultimately end with an unfortunate semifinals matchup with Taxes. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1112 Check mate! Let’s do this again before I go. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1113 Look at my face, Walt. It…just…doesn’t…matter. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1114 I'm gonna live forever! 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1115 Let me guess -- you want best two out of three? 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1116 I win, and I cheated death. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1117 No need to be vulgar just because you lost. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1118 Ha! Checkmate! Fool! I watched ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ AND read the book! 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1119 Ha!Thought you had me! 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1120 Check. I live. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1121 Yes! I beat death... before I died. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1122 Checkmate again! I told you I play better without a mask on. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1123 Best out of seven? 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1124 Bergman is an idiot! 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
1125 Checkmate! You're dead. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 27 4
1126 Eternity is mine! 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1127 You really kill at this game! 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1128 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1129 Two shots,two boosters,sucker! 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1130 Mate! Now you can go to hell! 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1131 Yes,but you have an appointment in Samaria this afternoon 1.3077 0.04741 130 95 30 5
1132 You move proved to be fatal. 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1133 Don't cheat me! 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1134 I can’t believe I have defeated death again! 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1135 Bad move you idiot! Haven’t you seen “The Queens Gambit”? 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1136 Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to finish picking up that quarter in the street. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 28 5
1137 I win, right? 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
1138 You can cheat on taxes, but Death always wins 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1139 Betcha didn't see THAT coming! 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1140 Didn’t see it coming, huh? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1141 You can try to win 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1142 You really shouldn’t insist on being the black pieces. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1143 No way! We can't possibly have reached the endgame yet. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1144 You're right, Mr. Wilkens; it is checkmate. And you're also right: that is you last move 1.3069 0.05927 101 76 17 7
1145 Checkmate Death. I win again. Back to Hell you go, for all Eternity. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1146 My name is Max, not Antonius. Checkmate! 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1147 Checkmate. True, but you lose nonetheless. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1148 You take my life, I take your queen. Call it even 1.3069 0.04822 101 71 29 1
1149 You can take the Queen, but not my soul. 1.3066 0.04464 137 99 34 4
1150 Checkmate! Now, I get to be Death. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1151 We started this game when you were 5,Billy. 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
1152 You may want to reconsider your eagerness to beat me. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1153 Check-Mate, Mr. Putin. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1154 Checkmate, your mom's dead. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1155 No, you win by staying alive! 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1156 Check! Or is it Check out? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1157 That'll teach ya to stop pick'en your nose and pay attention. 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1158 Because I could not stop for Death, I got checkmate in three. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1159 Ha! We CAN cheat! 1.3058 0.04522 121 86 33 2
1160 Check! Your odds are looking rather grim 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1161 You’d better play the game of your life. 1.3058 0.04671 121 87 31 3
1162 Ha! If only defeating taxes were so easy! 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1163 Been waiting a lifetime for that, mate! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1164 Bad news, I'm a sore loser. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1165 It’s my move. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1166 I usually point, but in this case I'm giving you the finger! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1167 And I did it without cheating death! 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1168 The Queen's Gambit pays off again! And flipping me off won't change the outcome, you're dead to me. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1169 Why so Grim, Reaper? 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
1170 Careful. Your next move could be your last. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1171 Boosted! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1172 Checkmate! How about 2 out of 3? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1173 Stick to wordle. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1174 That’s great Harry, but I never said for how long. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1175 A grim move Reaper; checkmate. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
1176 That ties it - shall we make it sudden death? 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1177 Your endgame is too predictable. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1178 Check yes, mate no! 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1179 ❞These moves are just killing me.❞ 1.3040 0.04504 125 92 29 4
1180 No, my son, you may win the game called chess, but never the one called life. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1181 I guess I still have to pay taxes 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1182 Have pay off my college loan. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1183 I almost mistook your fingertip for a pawn. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1184 You looked good at the Met Gala. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1185 What does you being a bad loser have to do with visiting me again? 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
1186 Check mate eh?...ever heard the term Phyrric victory? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1187 Lucky for you, this death is only figurative. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1188 Looks like you’re doing my taxes. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
1189 Ha! You took your finger off. That move is dead! 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1190 Checkmate! Now make me a bluesman! 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1191 I must warn you, I can be a bit of a sore loser 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
1192 You should know better than me about en passant. 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1193 I strategized while you picked your nose. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1194 Maybe Living Chess is more your thing. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1195 In the end, I always win! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1196 Checkmate! Now hand over the sickle.. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1197 Hah! That's check and mate 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1198 That gesture aptly describes your predicament. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1199 This is payback for taking my beagle when I was ten years old. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1200 Ok. Not bad. Best two out of three? Double or nothing? Fiddle contest? 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1201 You mean you don’t want me to spare you? 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1202 I haven’t watched “The Seventh Seal” 25 times for nothing! 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1203 Think you're the only one knows "The Seventh Seal"? 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1204 BAM! Checkmate! An immortal game! 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1205 What, you actually believed me when I said my bishop wouldn't be a threat in that position? 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1206 I just kicked your bony ass! 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1207 Die, Bitch! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1208 Okay you won, see you later 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1209 That is checkmate, again! 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1210 Wait, let's do best out of three 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1211 So.... You think that's funny....do you??? 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1212 Yes, that’s a wonderful Rookie play 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1213 Time to check out, mate. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1214 His final moments were victorious. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1215 How about a round of sudden death after this? Time permitting, naturally... 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1216 Checkmate, mate! Play again? 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1217 Checkmate, I won. ! It's your turn to take off a hood. 1.3017 0.04617 116 83 31 2
1218 Let's pretend I'm Roe and you're Wade. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1219 It wasn't just a checkered past! 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
1220 That's what you get for trying to cheat, Death. 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
1221 Perpetual check! 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1222 I may have cheated on my taxes but I beat death fair and square. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1223 You think you've won. It never gets old. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1224 Is that the best you can do? Showing me the middle finger? 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1225 Have I gotten under your skin yet? 1.3016 0.04545 126 91 32 3
1226 Golly, you sure are awful at chess Justice Alito 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
1227 I laugh in the face of chess! 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1228 So, Mr. Checkmate --- are you sure you want to take your hand off that piece?" 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1229 The game's for simpletons. I want a smiling corpse. RIP. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1230 I know that the robe is part of your whole ‘Angel of Darkness’ look, but I think that your game would really improve if you could actually see the board 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
1231 Turns out Death is not so great at board games. Who knew? 1.3009 0.04684 113 81 30 2
1232 Welcome to hell, broker boy! 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1233 The end is in sight. 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1234 Checkmate! Better luck next time. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1235 Whadya mean cheat!! I thought you said nobody could cheat YOU! 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1236 Haha, you better check, mate! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1237 Best of 3000? 1.3000 0.04674 120 86 30 3
1238 I insist on a rematch. At my place. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1239 HAH! Beat that! 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1240 Reap that, your Grimness! 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1241 Gotta go! Yes. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1242 Double or Something? 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1243 Hey,no one cheats death! 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1244 Mate. But please excuse me if I skip the handshake. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
1245 Don't feel bad. You don't have a brain. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1246 That's some booger you got there alright. Ha - checkmate! 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1247 Well I've got time to kill, let's play this till the end 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1248 This is sudden death, I win! 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1249 You'll love this one, it means 'in passing'. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1250 Not on my life! 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1251 Sorry, but you timed out. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1252 I know, I know… the final move is yours. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1253 You're always one step behind aren't you?" 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1254 Who said we were playing until sudden death? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1255 Actually, your time is up! 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1256 Ha! Bet you didn't expect essential oils to work! 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1257 Ever since #queensgambit came out it has been harder for death. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1258 Checkmate. Now, could I interest you in a life insurance policy? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1259 Yep, beating you was much easier than living through the last 6 years. 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1260 See! You are in a vulnerable position. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
1261 Now that’s an inmortal game! 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1262 Aw, don't be a sore loser. 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
1263 Your rules or mine? 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
1264 Would you like to rethink that checkmate? 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1265 Sorry, but that is NOT your horse. 1.2982 0.04650 114 82 30 2
1266 Does this mean you'll postpone my death until after the Stanley Cup finals? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1267 Are all your pieces going to be this hot" 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1268 CHECKMATE! Now hand and over the scythe! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1269 That's cheating, Death 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1270 Pride, you know, is one of the seven DEADLY sins." 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1271 Say, that was fun! How about another game before you take my mother? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1272 Let's play taxes. Heads, I win. Tails, you lose. Your move! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1273 Well, Mr. Reaper, looks like the only thing getting killed today is your ELO rating! 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1274 Quit picking your nose and pay attention. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1275 You have sunk my battleship! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1276 Do I look like someone you can cheat? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1277 Surprise! I’m a Bergman fan! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1278 Quit smoking...Check 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1279 Now tell me The Queen’s Gambit wasn’t the best show on Netflix! 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1280 See. This move is how you go in for the kill. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1281 You're surprisingly uncertain. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1282 Winner winner chicken dinner 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1283 You’re about to learn the true meaning of 'end game.' 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1284 Trump is evil! Checkmate. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1285 I don’t like this cartoon, and I’m not going to submit a caption! 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1286 Netflix likes you for the sequel, but your Russian accent is coming across a little stagey. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1287 Bet you didn't see that coming! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1288 You're one hell of an opponent. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1289 Nice game! Postmortem? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1290 Checkmate 2022. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1291 If you castle, we'll hassle. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1292 I take it back. Not check mate. 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1293 But you don't understand, I won. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1294 Check! And I’m willing to accept a draw. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1295 You may feel confident now, but I've been workig on the end game. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1296 Ha! You’re out of moves! 1.2963 0.04790 108 78 28 2
1297 I didn’t see that coming. Could I interest you in an internship? 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1298 Queen to E7. Mate! That was too easy. 1.2963 0.04790 108 78 28 2
1299 Ha! Checkmate! And there's nothing you can do about it. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1300 And I won fair and square this time! 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1301 Avoided death without even cheating! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1302 I can't kill you, but I can do This! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1303 What say we just call it a draw?" 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
1304 Ha! I just got my second booster shot. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1305 That's mate.Not so good at other things, are you 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1306 You may have won, but your monarchy will fall to a revolution 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1307 What are you doing after this? I know a place that makes great soul food. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1308 Double vaxxed and boosted. I win again! 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1309 I saw this move on Queen's Gambit 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1310 Nice move. But I'm about to take a lot more than your Queen. Mike Rossi, Hackettstown, NJ 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1311 You can’t win every time, sport. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1312 And you thought you could break my Wordle streak 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1313 I’m afraid I have the next move. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1314 I trust my move will not effect your next move. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1315 This motherfucker… 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1316 WOW that’s checkmate! So on your way out PLEASE knock on my mother in laws apartment door....she’s in 3 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1317 Oh my, how the tables have turned! 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1318 You're Donne! 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1319 Checkmate! And I didn't cheat Death to do it! 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1320 Ha! Checkmate. Want to go double-my-lifespan or nothing? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1321 welcome to the dark side 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1322 Checkmate. Now take off your top. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
1323 Remember that Spanish train that runs between Guadalquivir and old Saville? Well, it’s payback time. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1324 Music is but a pawn, let’s break some rules! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1325 Ha! I always win in the end! 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1326 Best 101 out of 201 now, right? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1327 I win! You have to suck my dick. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1328 Ha! And now for some celebratory hang-gliding. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1329 So, I guess they don't play chess where you come from, huh? 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1330 Checkmate equals death! 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1331 Jokes on you, I’m already dead inside. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1332 Think very carefully before you make that move! I have been told I an a sore loser! 1.2946 0.05324 129 101 18 10
1333 Checkmate! Now bring Nona back to life. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 19 5
1334 Oh . . . ! You do mind . . . . 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1335 Well, of course I cheated. That's the only way to beat you . 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1336 Let me explain things to you. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1337 I always win in the end, mate. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1338 After misreading a bold sacrifice by his opponent for a mistake, Chad’s cockiness wound up costing him the game, and his soul. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1339 So... you've been training Putin. 1.2937 0.04517 126 92 31 3
1340 You're the one who want the sudden death option. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
1341 You think I cheated Death? 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
1342 Whites moves first. And last! Welcome to America! 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
1343 Doden spelar schack 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1344 O death, where is thy sting? 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1345 Ah Ha! I win, your fate is in my hands now. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1346 You know I can't stand losing and I could take your soul right? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1347 And that’s checkmate. If anyone asks if I cheated death, you tell them I beat you fair and square! 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1348 Check Mate, but I can't imagine you having one 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1349 This is the best match I’ve played in my whole life. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1350 let me win and I'll let you live. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1351 I've got news for you, Carl. That’s not how I play this game. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1352 I’m killing you here. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1353 Pandemic? Ha. Vaccines for all. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
1354 I got end game too. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1355 Millions of years of practice and you're still a patzer! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1356 HA! Checkmate! Looks like you're out of moves Mister...what did you say your name was? 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1357 Checkmate! Booyah! Gimme my soul back before they miss me on Wall Street! 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1358 Mate! - And down with your finger " 1.2925 0.04827 106 77 27 2
1359 Now who's surprised by the end? 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1360 Ya, I watched the way you played that knight. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1361 Checkmate. Still proud?" 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1362 You may win this game, but in the end the match will be mine. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1363 I saw the movie too. Check mate! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1364 Good news- you won. Bad news- see you next week. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1365 Sure! We can play The Game of Life now! 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1366 You reap what you sow, Loser! 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1367 Ha ha! You're so busy reaping, you overlooked O-OQa5, the Lazarus Defense! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1368 I wish you had a face so I could see the look on it! 1.2920 0.05134 113 84 23 5
1369 Checkmate! I win! What do you mean, you always win in the end? 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1370 A deadly move! 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
1371 Not to add insult to injury, but you’re breath smells like death. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
1372 But did you see my tweet? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1373 Grim: that move is illegal guy: it's ok I'm white 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1374 I may not be able to cheat death, but I can cheat at chess. Checkmate. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1375 Take that, mister "Death always wins in the end"! 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1376 Not a smart move Bub. You're now on my next dance card. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1377 How's that for white privilege? 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1378 Ingmar Bergman’s The Seventh Seal “The Musical” 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1379 It's your move. I have mate in seventy years. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1380 Textbook example of winning the battle, but losing the war. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1381 White man makes fatal mistake, will be given 200 more chances 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1382 Even if I win, I'll lose. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1383 Turns out you can outsmart Death 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1384 I also play a pretty mean fiddle! 1.2909 0.04718 110 80 28 2
1385 Ha! You thought you could outwit and outplay me for my soul. I just have two words: King Me! 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1386 Rookie mistake, I am not your mate. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1387 Another foolish move, Mr Reaper...how about you tell me why you're really here... 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1388 If it’s the last thing I do 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1389 Should I bring back my rook or my Nana? 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 21 6
1390 Volodymyr outwits Vlad once more 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
1391 Checkmate! You made the same stupid blunder on the beach in The Seventh Seal! 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1392 Checkmate. Now take a holiday. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1393 Check before you check, mate. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1394 Olly olly oxen free! 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1395 Checkmate! Now your are mine! 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1396 The king’s at Death’s door now! 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1397 I won! You know the rules, lose the robe. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1398 Checkmate? Welcome to my world! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1399 Move it and you're dead. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1400 Chess will be the death of you" 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1401 You didn't see my Hail Mary coming! 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1402 'Check Pal' 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1403 Not today! How about next Saturday? 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1404 Ha! I guess beating death isn’t that hard! Now, about those midterm elections… 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1405 Check. You lose. I beat death. Ha! 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1406 Win all you want, mate, but the last checkmate is mine. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1407 Mate! Now you have to take Samuel Olito before you get any more women! 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1408 Checkmate. I've got 40 more years. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1409 Queen to Dark Castle. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1410 You're so warmed over. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1411 Check mate or check fate? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1412 Ingmar Bergman got it wrong! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1413 It’s your time to check out mate! 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1414 John Donne beats Death in chess match, writes poem. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1415 Checkmate! Clearly, you're unaware that I analyzed your every move in 'The Seventh Seal! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1416 Got'cha ! 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1417 Checkmate. Now give us back democracy. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1418 Yes I am Swedish. Why do you ask? 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
1419 No king can survive this! 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1420 Checkmate! And thus I outlive Death. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1421 And that’s Jenga, my friend! 1.2885 0.04668 104 75 28 1
1422 I guess we both lose. 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
1423 OK, you win. You have until you spell 'pyrrhic victory' 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1424 I love your Lord of the Rings cosplay. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1425 Ha! Not even Death can defeat white privilege. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1426 Not so tough without your sickle now are you? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1427 Ha! The Devil said the same thing when I beat him in that fiddle contest. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1428 You know, you looked a lot different in The Queen’s Gambit. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1429 Now it's MY turn to play black! 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1430 You sure you understood what I just showed you? Okay! Now you know what to do when chess masters will challenge you with a match of chess to save themselves from death 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1431 Not so fast, my pretty. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1432 Hah! I get to live and you have to do the dishes! 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
1433 That’s my killer Queen. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1434 Your game has got no soul, man 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1435 Until you learn the Swedenborg strategy, you're dead to me. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1436 It’s the next move that you didn’t see coming. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1437 I call that move ‘The Vaccine.’ Checkmate. 1.2881 0.04977 118 88 24 5
1438 : It was at that moment that Carl realized that he just beat death 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
1439 Say that again, if you dare. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1440 Mate! Guess you should've stuck to Wordle. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1441 Dang, I left my scythe at home! 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
1442 That's it. It's over. That's a Bergman. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1443 Opp’s…. Just kidding. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 18 4
1444 You may have won this game but you weren't wearing a mask so you must come with me now. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1445 Don’t feel bad big fella. No one’s great at everything. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1446 Time's up 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1447 Sorry, you lose. Our agreement was that we must remain seated at all times. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1448 Come a little closer so I can crown you. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1449 Good game. Let’s shake on it. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1450 I didn’t cheat! Besides, you said you CAN’T be cheated. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1451 Beat you today — and I’ll beat you tomorrow, and every day until I’m 106! 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1452 What makes you think I can't cheat, Death? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1453 Ok Fred. You win but I still have the last move. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1454 You can go to hell. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1455 The Pfizer Vaccine Gambit! 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1456 Didn’t I see you in the ‘Seventh Seal’? 1.2870 0.04746 115 85 27 3
1457 Aaha! I've never seen a Bergman film. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1458 Looks like you've been beaten too, Death 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1459 Now you're REALLY dead! 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1460 Ain't gonna be no rematch. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
1461 I won again! And no, I wasn’t cheating, Death. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
1462 Checkmate. I own you. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1463 I would think twice before you say checkmate. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1464 Stop cheating. Black NEVER goes first! 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
1465 "Cards instead. Death, do you have any sevens? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1466 That was just a practice round. Mwahahahaha. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1467 Checkmate. What did I win? 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
1468 I thought 'Winner Take All' meant money. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1469 Not so fast. I call two out of three. 1.2857 0.03790 112 85 25 2
1470 I refuse to permit you to make the winning move! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1471 Checkmate" and he breathed a big scyth 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1472 That makes forty three full lifespans you owe me. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1473 Another rematch? When will it end!? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1474 It's over now! How do you feel when the shoe is on the other foot? 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
1475 Yes, this is my last move. Checkmate 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1476 Careful. . . . Checkmate may be your last word. 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
1477 You don't want to beat me. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1478 Loved you in The Lord of the Rings, by the way 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1479 I beat Death! Didn't I? 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1480 I call it the von Sydow Gambit. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1481 Maybe checkers is more your game. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1482 Don’t pick your nose! 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1483 Ha! Bet you're just dying to know how I cheated you!" 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1484 Hand over your scythe. You have no more moves. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1485 You checkmate, I terminate. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1486 Where, oh death, is thy king? Where, oh death, is thy victory? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1487 Health eternal, the Dow 50,000 and my third wish is that you bring the Dodgers back to Brooklyn. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1488 But I already killed your king 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1489 Ha, I take probiotics. Checkmate 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1490 You can shove that finger where the sun don't shine...! 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1491 Gotcha! Reaper's gambit! 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1492 You might think you have checkmate but I'm sure you'll never survive the endgame. 1.2846 0.05230 123 95 19 8
1493 Checkmate. I get the scythe. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1494 Uh…checkmate? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1495 Hey, lighten up! That's no skin off your nose, right? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1496 It's called the Fauci Gambit! 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1497 That will be the last move you ever make! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1498 Sorry to rattle you, but you're not the king of deadly moves. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1499 Checkmate! — unless you consider income disparity, white privilege and raw political power as cheating! 1.2844 0.05229 109 82 21 5
1500 Where’s the guy who beat you last week? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1501 Rock, scissors, paper? 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1502 Do you really think that's checkmate? 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1503 Is that a booger? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1504 All you millennials are alike,thinking you can cheat death 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1505 Don't underestimate the power of the dark side. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1506 Won’t be my turn again for a while, yeah? 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1507 Checkmate! You're dead, sucker! 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1508 You think you have the last word?. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1509 Your king for my life. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1510 Check out this pale horse! 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1511 And now to buy crypto... 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1512 Why do you get to be black? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1513 Checkmate! Now you HAVE to explain why she throttled me after I told her I thought Roe V. Wade was a shoe store. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1514 You fell right into my death trap! 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1515 Check mate! Give my kids back! 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1516 Checkmate! Now, hand over the scythe. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1517 On behalf of the Western World, that's Check Mate Putin! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1518 I got caught cheating death. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
1519 You win, but I'm still taking you "en passant". 1.2842 0.05532 95 71 19 4
1520 Yes! A death-defying checkmate! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1521 Woo Hoo! thats one less state with the death penalty 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1522 So it's settled, I am going to call it Die hard and the seventh seal 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1523 This move is called gotcha this time,mate. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1524 Death can't be beckoning. The pandemic is over. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1525 Are you suggesting that I would cheat Death ? 1.2833 0.04906 120 90 24 5
1526 Checkmate! Gotcha! You can’t take me yet!! 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
1527 You know this is Sudden Death Chess, right? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1528 Come closer, I couldn’t hear you. I’m a little death, I mean deaf… 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1529 Hmm, that's what you call a killer move?? 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1530 You certainly fit in with the Met Gala theme this year. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1531 …and that’s how Bobby Fisher got his soul back. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1532 It’s a win-win for me either way. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1533 I am going to win, and you can do literally nothing to stop me! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1534 Let’s go again … and make it interesting this time? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1535 So, life insurance for every soul. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1536 At least I can tell Grandpa I took you first. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1537 Man, that game nearly bored me to death. 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1538 Slava Ukraini, you demented bastard! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1539 Really? There? Alright, it’s your funeral. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1540 Fool. I don’t go to the mattresses without a queen up my sleeve.” 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1541 Suicide! 1.2828 0.05380 99 74 20 4
1542 How did you not see that coming!? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1543 Call that one a fools', mate. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1544 Same time tomorrow? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1545 And no, I'm not going for best two out of three. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1546 I'm so glad you forgot your sickle today. Checkmate! 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1547 Okay, you won this one. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1548 Checkmate, Death! Wanna play again? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1549 Let’s make it double or nothingness… 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1550 You blinked! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1551 I Vladimir, have single Handley taken Mariupol your move. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1552 By this scene in the film Death felt a odd foreboding about the updated Disney remake. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1553 Checkmate! I play Taxes in the next round 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1554 Two-move checkmate! How can you live with yourself? 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1555 I gave all of my money to charity, so take that Ghost of Christmas Future!!! 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1556 One more time. Double or nothing! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1557 What do you mean I can't beat Death? Checkmate. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1558 What are the rules again? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1559 He thought he’d made the best move of his life! 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1560 How Dick Clark did it. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1561 King me, Vladimir. Thanks for the eternal youth. I hope that my soul burns a hole in your pocket. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1562 How does it feel when someone takes YOUR queen? 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1563 You cheat, I cheat/ 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1564 You have to admit, it was a killer move! 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1565 No, checkMATE! YOU are MINE! 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1566 I told you it was a hangnail. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1567 So, how's the family doing? Still killing people? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1568 Checkmate, one death eater at a time! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1569 Check! I'm dying to see your next move. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1570 Looks like life is a game of chess after all. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1571 Worth it! 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1572 Now who has the last laugh? 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1573 I'll keep my hand atop this rook for the next fifty years if you don't mind. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1574 I've got a hard out at 2023. 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
1575 Does this mean that I don't have to get my Covid vaccine? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1576 Ok here’s the deal, if I win I’m giving back your mother in law 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
1577 Harold, you can't wager something I don't want. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1578 Common arm wrestle me 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1579 Should I launch a surprise in the middle or draw it out until the end? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1580 Still not as fun as profiting ON death! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1581 Big Pharma Exec: Checkmate! Looks like we get another lifelong customer! 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1582 And you thought I was just stalling. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1583 Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1584 Checkmate is my line, pal. 1.2800 0.04731 100 73 26 1
1585 Leave the Rook. Take the Cannolis. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1586 John Eastman said if I used this move, I win. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1587 I've been training against Deep Blue... 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1588 Not the black knight! Take the queen! 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1589 In chess, it's a disadvantage to be on the dark side! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1590 Checkmate?? No, I meant checkers - checkers! How about a nice friendly game of checkers? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1591 Checkmate! Now what are you going to do? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1592 I just remembered I’m a nihilistic atheist. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1593 Did you just try to cheat Death?! 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1594 Whoopee, I beat Death, now bring on Taxes" 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1595 How about a game of Scrabble next, before you get to work?! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1596 Hmm. Well played. See you next year. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1597 Wait until everyone hears how I beat death! 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1598 CHECKMATE!! No sudden death for YOU today! 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1599 Check mate? More like dead mate. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1600 I was praying that you would have a senior moment! 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1601 We're not in sudden death yet. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1602 Checkmate! You know the rules - off comes the hood! 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1603 What happens when an unstoppable force meets Dave from accounting? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1604 Guess you didn't realize who you're playing with. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1605 I'm not sure you understand the implications of your next move. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1606 Ha! Bet you can't beat that! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1607 „I am the winner winner , loser loser ”. 1.2791 0.04865 86 62 24 0
1608 You f***ed up 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1609 Mate! You'll have to head back to the underworld. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1610 They didn’t teach you this move in hell? 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1611 Just because it's all black or white, doesn't make it easy. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1612 You win some, you lose some. 1.2788 0.04419 104 75 29 0
1613 Sudden death, MY BUTT 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1614 at the end of the game the king and the pawn go back in the same box 1.2787 0.04547 122 91 28 3
1615 Mate, Mate 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1616 Don't kill me for saying so, but you're a lousy chess player. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1617 The Court is on my side. My win is conceived. What are you going to do about it? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1618 G. Reapes: "Damnit Joel! Stop dragging this out,my arthritis is killing me." 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1619 I saw the movie, too. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1620 You've been demoted to checkers. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1621 You can pick your friend, you can pick your nose… 1.2784 0.04803 97 71 25 1
1622 If you tell me to look over there one more time ... 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1623 You can't beat me, Harold 1.2784 0.04574 97 70 27 0
1624 Checkmate... and regards from my teacher, Max von Sydow. 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
1625 Let’s fight to the……er….finish. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1626 Checkmate !!!!!!! I get my soul back.. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
1627 Whadday say — two outa three? 1.2778 0.04713 108 80 26 2
1628 Go fish! Wait, what game were we playing? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1629 Before you put your finger bone in your nose, I want to say Checkmate! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1630 But then...there's always taxes 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1631 See you in seventy years? 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1632 Mate? That's all I needed, come over here partner. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1633 HA! Now let's see you twerk! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1634 You have to trust me that it’s checkmate, even though you can’t see the board. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1635 Wait, that isn’t called a horse? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1636 I simply kill at chess. 1.2778 0.04713 108 80 26 2
1637 The Kasparov Gambit didn't work with Putin either. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1638 That's Eternal Life, right? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1639 No. There's no time limit in The Grim Reaper Gambit. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1640 The Seventh Seal? Is that a movie? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1641 Dude. I’ve seen The Seventh Seal like a zillion times. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1642 I think you know that f8 is inevitable. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1643 This is your last bad move, Vladimir 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1644 Checkmate! I recover! 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1645 Please don't pick your nose! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1646 Got you! 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1647 What do you mean “ it’s not my checkmate? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1648 Playing with the death..can we ever win? 1.2772 0.04692 101 74 26 1
1649 Checkmate, Covid. Whaddya mean, no? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1650 What’s that? the fickle finger of fate? 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1651 No way! Not going two out of three! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1652 Checkmate, Mr. Reaper! But don’t go so soon.How about two out of three? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1653 Forget The Seventh Seal. Checkmate! 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1654 Try to open my hand .. I dare you. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1655 Hell no! 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1656 « They said you couldn’t beat death » 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1657 Dude, this ain't Wordle 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1658 And THATS canasta!!! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1659 I've just won the game of Life! 1.2764 0.04366 123 91 30 2
1660 You sure that’s your move? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1661 Queen me. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1662 Nice end game Steve. But I've got one more move 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1663 The end game is what I’m best at 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1664 Ha! Got ya! No scythe, no dice! 1.2762 0.04384 105 75 29 0
1665 If I checkmate you, what are the theological implications for the world's population? 1.2762 0.05661 105 82 15 7
1666 Your Mom says hello 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1667 Now we’re even. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1668 You check mate me.I check you out. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1669 For a so-called 'Fourth Horseman,' your knight play is subpar. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1670 Ha! Mate! Now give us back Prince! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1671 Mate, that’s checkmate . Now do ya wanta game of rock, paper, scythe? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1672 Ukraine wins, Bubba -- just do it! 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1673 Alright, Grim, hand over the robe and sickle! 1.2755 0.05577 98 75 17 5
1674 Aha. Now you know what it really feels like to be dead. Check and mate my friend. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1675 Maybe next time you wont smirk when I say ‘Sicilian Defense!’ 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1676 Let's call it draw and go watch TCM. There's a classic Bergman film on tonight. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1677 Q1-Q7, mate! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1678 Ha, checkmate! Whatta ya gonna do about THAT?! 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1679 I guess everyone is blind to manipulative bishops. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1680 Ok so you may have cheated death but your next opponent is taxes! 1.2752 0.04676 109 81 26 2
1681 You see,I told you. The Ukrainians have a chance! 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1682 If I let go don't be a poor sport. 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1683 Checkmate!” “Hmmmm, ditto! 1.2752 0.04676 109 81 26 2
1684 That’s why it’s called queens gambit, stupid. You chose to sacrifice. 1.2752 0.04491 109 80 28 1
1685 I knew if I hung in there long enough I would win . 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
1686 I have to be aggressive. You're well known for your end game. 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 26 3
1687 Antonius Block the 3rd.. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1688 Checkmate! Now you can go straight to….. Heaven! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1689 Ha! Humanity is saved! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1690 Checkmate! Being a soulless CEO sure has its advantages. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1691 Checkmate! And now…. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1692 No worries! Best two out of three? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1693 ... and if I do this, you're dead but maybe that's being redundant??... 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1694 Check Mate. Want to make it two out of three ? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1695 I guess you could say my pawn is being promoted, too. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1696 And that's how I met your mother. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1697 And that, my friend, is the triple jump. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1698 Watch my lips. DON’T YOU DARE. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1699 I represent women who have died from illegal abortions. They want to have a talk with you, Mr. Alito. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1700 Mate! And I don't mean friend. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1701 Checkmate, Mister Smarty Pants! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1702 Checkmate! How does it feel?!!! 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1703 These are pawns not people 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1704 My horsey guy traps yer tall guy...Do I live? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1705 Checkmate! Ha Grim Reaper, you lost your bet to be reincarnated as a Politician! 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1706 In your face! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1707 Wanna try strip poker? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1708 Check and mate! Now you owe ME 2 lives! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1709 Check under these robes. See a face that cares...mate? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1710 I got you! Where? There, diagonally. Pretty sneaky Sis. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1711 Check mate! I suppose you'll be back for a rematch. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1712 Aren’t you the sore loser. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1713 Aha, no escape! New game? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1714 If that move makes you upset, I'll take it back. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1715 If you take that piece, you better summon a bishop. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1716 Umm, Can I move backwards? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1717 Hmm,you win. I’ll get my scythe. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1718 Not so 'inevitable' now, are you? 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1719 I’ll just go get us a snack while you think over your next move… 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1720 What’s “en passant?” 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1721 Sorry kid, nobody beats death! 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
1722 Do I look like someone that cares that you won? 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
1723 Your clock just ran out of time 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1724 You're going to kill me, but that's checkmate. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1725 And I believe in re-incarnation, checkmate! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1726 Checkmate! We played for my life. You screwed up with the Queen's pawn counter-gambit. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
1727 In Tijuana we call it, "Gambito de la Muerto. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1728 Yes. I know I'm beating you to death. But, what are you gonna do about it? 1.2727 0.05535 88 66 18 3
1729 ”What do you mean it’s the best 2 out of 3. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1730 It’s not the sacrifice you hoped for. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1731 BAD NEWS. : You didn't brush your teeth , You have a calcium deficiency and your robe looks like it's off the rack GOOD NEWS : CHECK MATE 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1732 Maybe it is beginner's luck, but it's still checkmate. 1.2727 0.04722 99 73 25 1
1733 I love Sudden Death Chess. Pay Up! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1734 Checkmate! Now I can jump out of the plane with no parachute, right? 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
1735 Yes, that's right, the game is over. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1736 Ah, yes, but wait till you see my counter. Scythe takes Josh. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1737 IPO by SPAC 1.2727 0.04722 99 73 25 1
1738 Hahaha! I don’t know how to play either! Let’s just knock ‘em all down! 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1739 Sorry Frank. That's only check. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1740 checkmate! come get me in 20 more years! 1.2719 0.04542 114 85 27 2
1741 Check mate! Wanna play dungeons and dragons next? 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1742 Not so grim anymore,is it? 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1743 Your king's dead! 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1744 Look! I'll sacrifice my bishop if you let me vote in the mid-terms! 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1745 Checkmate! Take that Stygian King. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1746 Checkmate! I get to live and you kill every mosquito that ever comes in my yard. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1747 I’m not your mate! 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
1748 Lift your finger and that sacrifice becomes permanent. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1749 Sorry Ted, you’re like everyone else, just a pawn. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1750 Checkmate... I feel so alive! 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1751 Wrong move. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1752 White wins. Who says you can’t cheat death? 1.2712 0.04449 118 88 28 2
1753 You don’t have long now. I took your queen. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1754 Looks like Bill and Ted were right about you after all 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1755 You should never play the Sicilian Defense when death is on the line. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1756 Same time next week? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1757 Let's Go Grim Reaper! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1758 Try digging yourself out of that one!! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1759 Wadaya mean you’re not a dead head??? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1760 Death Gambit Declined. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1761 There! Now get me the hell out of here before QAnon is running the country! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1762 Another game? I’ve got some time to kill. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1763 Yeah. Well I'm a Republican.We know how to cheat. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1764 There are no losses, only lessons 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1765 I beat you again. The vaccines work! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1766 I know I said I'd rather die than learn to play chess, but I kid! 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1767 You might want to reconsider that move . . . 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1768 He didn’t win the game but his execution was flawless. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1769 Narcanned again! Best of 7? 1.2703 0.04424 111 82 28 1
1770 That was the game of my life! 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1771 Hah! And you said checkers was unworthy of you. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1772 We all have bidets now. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1773 And now SOMEone has to buy ME lunch! 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1774 Checkmate! And don't say we now have to play checkers to decide my fate! 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1775 I cheated death again 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1776 Ha! Checkmate! Wha'cha got up your sleeve now? 1.2700 0.04683 100 74 25 1
1777 I told you we should have played Life 1.2698 0.04278 126 94 30 2
1778 Who's the knucklehead now? 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1779 I already sold my soul to the Devil for five illegal moves, and this is only the first one. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1780 Stick this in your Ingmar Bergman! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1781 No offense, but I'd go with checkers in all your upcoming assignments. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1782 You know I could just kill you right 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1783 I win! Hand over the cape! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1784 The Grim’s Gambit 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1785 Checkmate! You're dead Mr. Grim Reaper! 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1786 Yes, it does seem like ages, but - checkmate! 1.2696 0.04336 115 84 28 1
1787 Gotta run. I have an appointment with the IRS. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1788 Your endgame is not nearly as convincing as your game face. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1789 Next time, I choose the game. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1790 the forbidden checkmate 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1791 You should stick to Risk pal. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1792 I was easy the one. Now you gotta play taxes. 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1793 The Grim Reaper community feels that humans using the expression "checkmate" is, quite frankly, cultural appropriation 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1794 Does this look like the face of someone who minds waiting? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1795 I win! Now I get to die! You promised! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1796 Ha! You thought you could beat me! 1.2688 0.04747 93 71 20 2
1797 Hold on … the game is not over yet! 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1798 Chex Mix. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1799 I win! You know, for someone whose job it is to take lives, you sure aren't too great at taking chess pieces. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1800 Your breath stinks! 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1801 Checkmate again! I’m killing it here!! 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
1802 Seriously? 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1803 Jubilant Jason moments before realizing that Death follows no rules! 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1804 Checkmate!" "Putin, you're a dead scumbag! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1805 HGH takes Queen! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1806 Or, how’s this? I go find that kid from 3rd grade and buy him a new hat! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1807 You're sure that's the right move? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1808 Wait, the pointy one can go diagonal, right? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1809 The devil went down to G-3 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1810 You think that's checkmate? I'll show you checkmate! 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1811 Checkmate Motherfucker 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1812 You do,you die,mate. 1.2680 0.04521 97 71 26 0
1813 No "takesies-backsies!" 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1814 You wouldn’t dare 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1815 Let’s hope our rematch isn’t too soon… 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1816 Russian rules - I annex your castle and poison your Queen. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1817 Well, that's one down.. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1818 Gotcha...what? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1819 You’re going to pay for that. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1820 I guess that's deathmate 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1821 Same time next century? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1822 You don't scare my Queen -- "Checkmate!" 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1823 Let me explain why you don't want to do that. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1824 Now, how about that fiddlin' contest? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1825 Care to try again? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1826 The Queen's COVID Gambit won't work anymore! 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1827 No, mister, YOU are doomed!! 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1828 We are playing"sudden death"! 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1829 Let me introduce you to my King! 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1830 Fortune favors the bold 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1831 Watching Bergman finally pays off. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1832 Aaaaand you owe me a Coke! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1833 That's a killer move! 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1834 I am the one who checkmates. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1835 You got climate change, Covid and Ukraine, but you didn’t see my Twitter move coming, did you? 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1836 I don’t think so, Boney Bro! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1837 Checkmate, you bony bastard! 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1838 Ha! Now YOU’RE buying dinner! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1839 The third brother sucked at chess 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1840 Double or nothing in a motorcycle race? 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1841 You can’t just kill my king. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1842 If Mother Earth could play chess against humans 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1843 I said checkmate & he still took my life! 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1844 You can't win. It's private equity. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1845 Cheat death? No. Beat it? Yes! 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1846 Check Mate! Who's got the scythe now, Mr. Grim Reaper? 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1847 HA-HAAAAA! I laugh in the face of death! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1848 Chill, mate, I’m just checking on you. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1849 I call it the Heimlich maneuver! 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1850 You'll never get Queen Elizabeth, either. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1851 You're cheating, Death. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1852 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1853 Carefull now. That move could be fatal. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1854 Oh how the turntables have turned. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1855 Curses! Foiled again! 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1856 Don’t insist, I promised myself I’d carry my winning strategy to the grave. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1857 You fall for that every time! 1.2655 0.04358 113 84 28 1
1858 You bet your life I won! Don't be so grim. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1859 Is this a game of Life and Death?" 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1860 And I say it's not over: Check Mate! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1861 Check Annihilate! 1.2653 0.06077 98 79 10 8
1862 Consider moving knight to G6 very carefully 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1863 Checkmate atheists! 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1864 Raise you 100. Yah. I know it’s chess but so are you gonna squeal on me? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1865 Checkmate! Now how about a rematch? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1866 A game of life and death. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1867 Take that,life expectancy. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1868 Ha! Just try to escape mate now! 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1869 I finally beat you! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1870 Checkmate! Where is thy sting? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1871 Allright, enough, you win with Inevitabilities Gambit. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1872 That was the Kiss of Death. 1.2647 0.05200 102 78 19 4
1873 Checkmate. Can i leave now? 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1874 You captured the King...but I captured you. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1875 F*** me? F*** you. I won. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1876 Hey Hun, ever thought about being your own boss? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1877 Your days are numbered, my friend. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1878 Hey, why are you giving me the finger? It's just chess, not life or death. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1879 That's checkmate. Hand over the sickle, Grim. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1880 ""This game is over, check and mate That will postpone our scheduled date I don't know when We'll meet again But I'm prepared to meet my fate" 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1881 I know people who would call that gesture a "bird flip". 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1882 Just a hint: I wouldn’t! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1883 Look into this abyss and say, checkmate! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1884 Checkmate! Come back when you've improved your endgame." 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1885 Double or Nothing?! I just Checkmated you for Immortality! What’s Double? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1886 You're winning on a technicality, but okay. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
1887 that's what you get for playing a Bergman film devotee.... 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1888 Check! It's mate in three moves, and there *nothing* you can do about it. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1889 Gotcha!" "That's what you think. 1.2637 0.06218 91 73 10 7
1890 Hey, Pal. I could show you some moves, improve your game. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1891 This is one endgame you haven't dealt with! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1892 But, I invented this game. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
1893 Ha! You forgot about my booster shot. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1894 One more, double or nothing, including my wife. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1895 Match that,Alito! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1896 That's what you get since you always choose black. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1897 Oh that's very mature, I win and you give me the finger. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1898 Should I be worried you're flipping me the finger? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1899 Knock-knock. Who's there? Death. Death who? Death gets his ass kicked by an amateur chess player! 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1900 Check! Your move. 1.2632 0.04502 114 85 26 2
1901 Checkmate. Guess I play first in chess,too. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1902 Hah! And I cheated, too! 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1903 Never play f3. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1904 Told ya I’d kill it! 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1905 You’re killing me with these rookie moves! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1906 You can't keep cheating death this way steve 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1907 Checkmate, I get 10 more years of convincing people to join pyramid schemes! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1908 One move closer to heaven. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1909 Haha! I killed your knight 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1910 COVID takes Bishop! 1.2626 0.04671 99 74 24 1
1911 A soul loser 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1912 Check and checkmate: I am now your grim reaper. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1913 Psst…You were never truly living in the first place. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1914 Trust me, once you give us the film rights to The Grimm's Gambit, your public image will be glorious! 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1915 Haha!! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1916 Some actuary you are. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1917 Do you think I didn't see that coming? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1918 There was no cheating this time! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1919 I don’t think you understand the end game here 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1920 Ya win some, ya lose some. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1921 Winner takes all! 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
1922 Prepare to die. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1923 What does Death say to the chess master? NOT TODAY. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1924 But Grim, there is no sudden death in chess. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1925 Ha! Caught your king between a rook and a hard place. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1926 Checkmate! Now, bring back your Joe Black-look for a year! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1927 Congratulations Jerry. However your unusually high blood pressure will no doubt bring about a rematch. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1928 Alright, I win again! Same time next century? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1929 Beating death. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1930 My king for your soul. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1931 No! Now YOUR time is up! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1932 Yes! Now you have to take me. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1933 I'll let you in on a secret...all my wins have been on time... 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1934 Where's your nose? I've got your nose... " "No, it's right here.... AHHHH" . 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1935 Now I get to be Death, and you spend eternity as a GS-10 from HHS! 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1936 I cheated death! 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1937 You watch Russian TV don't you? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1938 Fool's Mate, dummy! What do I win? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1939 Ha. At best, you have one move left. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1940 Bobby Fischer you're not. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
1941 Let's call it a draw and go our separate ways? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1942 I finally learned to play chess and all it took was an eternity in Hell 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1943 I might be dead but I'll have to check. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1944 Doesn't count if you get off your seat. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1945 You can give me the finger all you want, but I still won! Checkmate! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1946 I'll see you same time next year !! 1.2614 0.05713 88 68 15 4
1947 I bet you never saw this coming. Sound familiar? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1948 Oh enjoy this moment while you can, you just won my job 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1949 Checkmate!I don’t pay taxes either! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1950 I need to stop playing against Scott Walker fans 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1951 Cheating Death?!? I won fair and square! 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1952 You never saw it coming 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1953 You ask me for another kiss and I'll kill you. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1954 That, my good sir, was a deadly move! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1955 Steve thinks he's actually beaten Death. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1956 And mate. I get two more years, but my wife doesn't know. That was the deal. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1957 Who me ? No,I'd never try to cheat death. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1958 Check Mate, Now give me back my goldfish 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1959 Do you really want my queen? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1960 Who's certain now! 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1961 That’s okay. You can play White next time. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1962 To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below with the hashtag 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1963 Checkmate, now let me keep smoking cigarettes. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1964 Checkmate! Do we have time for another game? I mean...DO I have time for another game? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1965 Never saw it coming, did ya? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1966 Check mate -- unless you're interested in a a deal! 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1967 Right now, it's still fun and games. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1968 Looks like that extra playing time during Covid didn't help you. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1969 Metempsychosis wins ! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1970 I just want to say in the nicest way checkmate! Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1971 But because it's Thursday your queen becomes white!" How to cheat death 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1972 ha! … and they say you can never cheat death … 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1973 A win for one is overpopulation for all. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1974 Checkmate - the River Styx franchise is mine! 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1975 Who would have thought I’d ever put Bobby Fischer in checkmate? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1976 You have one move left, and that is death. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1977 no fucKING way. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1978 -you can live, you can hide, but you can't hide all your life -OK. checkmate ,less talking more thinking. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1979 Fine by me. You play whites and I'll come over to the other side. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1980 No bishop can save you here, human. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1981 Your next move could be your last. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1982 If you collect my king, I collect your soul. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1983 I think you're a little paranoid about people cheating you 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1984 Hah! I cheated Death without cheating!!!! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1985 Ha! Checkmate! Now I get the robe and scythe. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1986 Are you absolutely positively sure you want to make this move? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1987 Laugh well for it may be your last. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1988 Looks like this is your day off. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1989 What’s next? The Game of Life? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1990 You see this face? This will be the last time you see this face if you let go of that piece. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1991 Yeah? Try putting your finger on my queen. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1992 That's not even a real King, It's fake! The real King was stolen. I built a great big wall around the King, the biggest wall. Nobody builds walls better than I do. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1993 No, this isn't the game of life. Why do you ask? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1994 I can't believe you fell for the Ingmar Bergman Defense AGAIN! 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
1995 I think you have something in your teeth. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1996 Check mate, I live and you die. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1997 Now give me my booster shot! 1.2588 0.05589 85 65 16 3
1998 So this proves that I’m MORE than just a pawn in the game of life! 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1999 I've moved my soul to private equity in a Cayman hedge fund, you can't touch it! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2000 Check me out, mate! 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
2001 Check mate, reap that! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2002 Take my king and it’ll be checkmate for you, too 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2003 Now to just beat taxes 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2004 ok, ok, but as soon as you beat me mario kart is next. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2005 HA! Checkmate!! Now get me the hell out of this crazy world like we bargained! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2006 Death Mate !! Time to go . 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2007 The end is here! 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2008 Or not. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2009 Good move, but it really doesn't matter if you checkmate me 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2010 I never cheat,Death! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2011 if I lose, it's rigged 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2012 Ha, cheated you once again! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2013 If only Death were as certain as Taxes, am I right? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2014 I win! Now could you please keep your promise and bring my lost soul back? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2015 You can't just take my queen because it's 'her time'! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2016 Fiddlestyx! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2017 So much for you! Now I gotta go play Taxes 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2018 That's what you get for being such a Kharon. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2019 I am tired of reaping what I saw. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2020 Breaking: Conan O'Brian signed for Netflix's remake of THE SEVENTH SEAL. Different, "happy ending" a possibility, says studio chief. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2021 Nevermind this game. Ever play checkers? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2022 I'm vaccinated........and boosted! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2023 And that, Mr. Death, is how we kill in chess!” 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2024 Sudden death play-off! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2025 No need for a postmortem I guess. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2026 Ha! You took your bony finger off it so, YOUR outlook is grim. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2027 Instead, I'll just resign my Queen, capitulate the game and in exchange you stick that boney finger where the sun don't shine. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
2028 Suck it, Reaper!" 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2029 "You know I was joking earlier right ?" 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2030 I have you in check death 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2031 No one beats Death at chess and lives to talk about it. 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
2032 That was easy. Best out of three? 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
2033 Ha! I'm not going to wear a mask on the plane! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2034 Ha! Kill my knight will you! 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2035 Stop picking your nose. Check mate. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
2036 What's the sanskrit word for "I live?" 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
2037 Checkmate! I've never felt so alive. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
2038 If you place that piece, i will steal your soul for eternity 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
2039 Health check. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
2040 Ok, but I'm still taking your dog. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
2041 Is this a move? No? Yes? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2042 I hate to brag, but I've beaten death mor times than my cat! 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2043 Don't worry! I sold my soul to Google, too! Checkmate. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 17 6
2044 You really suck at this game, Kevin. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2045 No John, a kale smoothie is not a checkmate. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2046 You’re officially dead to me! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2047 It’s just I have lots of practice playing against you: I smoke, I text while I drive, I bring up politics during Thanksgiving… 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2048 Check Mate! Now where do we go from here? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2049 Deathmate! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2050 Lashing out would be pointless. Your king is made of plastic. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2051 That time Mr. Lannister cheated death and won. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2052 That’s ridiculous! I would never try to cheat you… 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2053 Remember, we were playing strip chess! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2054 You lose! Now I get to know the surprise you were keeping secret. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2055 Now it's my turn to ferry you across the River Styx. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2056 Check before you mate death. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2057 Grim, you need to work on your endgame. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2058 Anythin else to check, mate? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2059 I've waited all my life for this moment! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2060 I got you first! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2061 That was great, want to go again ? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2062 Trying to win? Big mistake! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2063 Check mate, hah! Okay, your turn… 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2064 I'm not afraid of you. I just didn’t want to be here when this happened 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2065 BONE YA! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2066 That move will cost you. 1.2556 0.04623 90 67 23 0
2067 I enjoy a low stakes game of chess with the devil. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2068 No one, NO ONE beats me! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2069 When you say, “This game is going to be the death of me,” that means you, right? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2070 Yoink! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2071 I miss when people played the fiddle 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2072 Don’t act so surprised. All politicians are used to playing with death. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2073 Pst, you’re already dead inside 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2074 I call it the Seventh Seal Gambit..... 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2075 Now, about world peace... 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2076 “I take it you didn’t want to play again?” 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2077 Brilliant move, but remember, we play again tomorrow. 1.2553 0.04522 94 70 24 0
2078 Checkmate! Now you can take that silly hood off, Larry. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2079 No fair dying before your next move. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2080 It's call the Bergman Gambit. If you don't believe me, look it up! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2081 Who you calling CHECK? MATE! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2082 So what do YOU think check mate means?! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2083 I learned what to correct from seeing the movie! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2084 Checkmate! Ingmar who? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2085 Elon Musk conquers Death 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2086 Ha! Maybe you should have gotten Igmar Bergman to play for you! 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2087 Checkmate! I've cheated Death! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2088 Check…, I mean the King is Dead! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2089 You’ll wish you’d played more slowly. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2090 Nice try Steve, but you cannot cheat Death 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2091 Hold it right there death cannot do en passant! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2092 Are you flipping me the bird for this checkmate? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2093 Gary cheats Death. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2094 DON'T THINK TOO MUCH. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2095 Let’s play the game of Life instead 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
2096 We all lose; don’t look so grim. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2097 Not sure why you're smiling... 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2098 Wait. I haven’t taken my hand off it yet. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2099 Check mate! You are dead meat now. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2100 Does the Constitution mention this? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2101 When you said “I kill at chess”, that was just a figure of speech, right?” 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2102 Enough! The tables have turned. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2103 Mortal Combat- Chess Edition 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2104 Die, motherfucker! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2105 Ah ah ah! That was only the sixth seal! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
2106 He learned the hard way, "You can't Cheat Death!" 1.2545 0.04368 110 83 26 1
2107 Well, I have a different endgame... 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
2108 You come at the Reaper,You Best not Miss 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
2109 Bro, you're being a sore loser. No one's "cheating you". 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2110 My pawn sacrifice fooled you, didn't it? 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2111 Check mate! Best of three? 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2112 Nope. I'm not going to say, "Your move." 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2113 I'll have what she's having. 1.2533 0.06031 75 58 13 3
2114 So you don't like checkmate, either. In any case, my finger is still on the piece! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2115 Check and Mate! ...but I guess you still win. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2116 What do you mean by 'my next move's a killer' " ? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2117 You haven't watched 'The Queen's Gambit'? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2118 Want to up the wager from damnation to eternal damnation? 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2119 Technically, it's not an illegal move if you do it for Trump. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2120 And that's how you play chess--I'm afraid I have to bill you for the full hour 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2121 Ha, ha! What a loser you are and there's nothing you can do about it, loser! 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2122 Check and mate! Now you have to resurrect my sense of hope in humanity. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2123 I called for Jack Reacher” 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2124 The Origin of Immortality 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2125 Very nice. But I’m afraid I have to say that is your last move. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2126 You snooze, you lose. And, in your case, you're dead! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2127 Ha ha, Checkmate!! Ah but you forget who has the last laugh. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2128 Wait a minute. That is an extra pawn made from one of your boney digits. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2129 Ha-ha! Wanna try your luck with that fiddle again while we're at it? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2130 Life in 2022 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2131 Is now a good time to tell you I've seen "The Seventh Seal"? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2132 Too weak, too slow! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2133 Chess is LIFE! 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2134 Maybe you should consider another line of work! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2135 Before you check mate me do you realise who I am 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2136 I win. Now bring back abortion rights. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2137 Does this look infected? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2138 Now let's get something to eat. You're all skin and bones. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2139 No, it's you who are beknighted!" 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2140 And that’s how I beat Deep Blue! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2141 That's 'check' and 'mate,' mate!" 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2142 Cheat? Who needs to cheat when your queen is so exposed. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2143 Who you can't beat Death 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2144 Oh, you're so dead! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2145 Gambit schmambit! 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2146 You’re cheating. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2147 Listen, You Win! And..I loved you in "The Lord of the Rings!" 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2148 It doesn't matter who wins 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2149 Facing little chance of success, Ebenezer used the Wing Gambit and surprisingly soon had the Ghost of Grandmasters Past in check with his Bishop. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2150 ''Checkmate...I live...YOU die'' 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2151 Here, take my king. Face it, I'm too big to fail. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2152 Checkmate! 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2153 The dead hand checkmate. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2154 And now my one wish is for you to do a dance with me for my TikTok channel. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2155 How about we play a game of Life next” 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2156 I bet Max von Sydow never made this move! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2157 You lose, I win! 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2158 You beckon? I come - Checkmate! 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2159 Ha! And to think I could have been an anti vaxxer all along. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2160 Can’t lose, not today 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2161 Checkmate for you is still checkmate for me. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2162 CHECKMATE-guess now it's all down to me vs Taxes in the final... 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2163 So now will teach me how to play the fiddle? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2164 Well Grim, there goes your reputation for having a deadly endgame! 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2165 Just a little closer and I'll end your rein. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2166 You got a little something stuck between your teeth. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2167 The most famous of last words at Reaper’s Chess Emporium are “checkmate.” 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2168 My Laundry! One month! 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2169 Now I know what it's like to be a pawn. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
2170 Not so fast, smiley. You can't move there because your queen was pinned. 1.2524 0.04921 103 79 20 3
2171 Just kidding! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2172 Just like Bill and Ted! 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2173 Check Mate!! Now the Scythe belongs to me. 1.2524 0.04301 103 82 18 3
2174 I have another interview after this. Do people typically list 'victory over death' as an honor or an experience in their CV? 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
2175 So ya gonna buy that car now, or what?! 1.2524 0.04517 103 77 24 1
2176 Good heavens, I just noticed that the bishop I have been playing is actually one of your fingers! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
2177 Check Mate! I'll see you very much later. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2178 You should have listened to ‘The Devil went down to Georgia.’ 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
2179 Checkmate by "dead position" how the tables have turned. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2180 It's a new move - 'Queen's gambit deceased' 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2181 Checkmate! I've won enough timeto play another game! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2182 You should've picked Wordle 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
2183 Aha! Now you have to bring back low-rise jeans! 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
2184 your ivy league education and corporate job doesnt win against me. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
2185 You lose, now go testify before the January 6th Commission! 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2186 It was a short lived win 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2187 I don't know why my friends told me not to play you! 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2188 You'll have to postpone my deadline if you want a rematch. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2189 Death! I have beat thee at mine chosen game of skill and now you must deliver what was promised: a look at your weird football-shaped ass. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2190 Hey, you requested the replay and I gotcha again! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2191 Over your dead body you'll make that move 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2192 Checkmate! No I don't think so..... 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2193 Dude! I have a terminal illness and you still can't take me! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2194 Get over yourself. Everyone knows chess is dead. Its about Pickle Ball now.... 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2195 Checkmate, Senator McConnell! 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2196 I'm taking away my King. And then what will you do? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2197 Taxes! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2198 Yes, yes you won. Now, come with me big winner! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2199 It's a ring. That means we are engaged! 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2200 This winning streak is goimg to be the death of me.” 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
2201 I live! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2202 Fine, you can live. Don't tell anyone though, I can't let this become a thing. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2203 Your queen is DEAD, your bishops are DEAD and so on. Got the picture, pal? 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2204 I don't think so, sir! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2205 COME TO PAPA! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2206 You looked like a demon! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2207 Best of 3…million. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2208 You didn't calculate that I quit social media in 2016 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2209 Check-mate you goof - oh that was so easy! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2210 Do we have time for a rematch? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2211 This is looking grim. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2212 Oh, come on. This can't be the first time time you've lost . 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2213 You lost… passed on, departed, gave up the ghost, slipped away, kicked the bucket, breathed your last, succumbed, met your Maker, went to the Lord, were called home… 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2214 Checkmate! You owe me $5! 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2215 I won! Can you do your job without your scythe? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2216 Checkmate!” “Check, mate. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2217 See! She does still hold some sway! I say we keep her a bit longer... 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2218 Checkmate! Since you have no soul to give, instead let’s get you into a nice LL Bean Oxford blue button-collar shirt paired with a nice pair of pleated dockers and spring ducky boots 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2219 Checkmate! And this is for Max! 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2220 Ha! Your game sure has slipped since your glory days in The Seventh Seal! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2221 OOPS, did I say “that’s life” ! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2222 Is the suspense killing you? 1.2500 0.04443 96 72 24 0
2223 Man, I haven’t played with Death like this since the 70s! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2224 This game never ends well 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2225 I adjourn your end game. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2226 Nice move. You're still going to die. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2227 You said 'Sudden Death Rules' eh? "Been there, done that 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2228 Mr. Putting, This isn't a game anymore! 1.2500 0.05657 88 69 14 4
2229 Step two, cut a hole in the table and chessboard… step three, reach through and voila! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2230 You’re not my father 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2231 Don’t flatter yourself – not everyone has to cheat you. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2232 Wow, I've never had instant regret winning before! 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2233 Ha! See that! I can cheat death! 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2234 From now on, the only activity that you will be able to do is lose to Bobby Fisher for eternity. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
2235 your endgame is great! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2236 Has it occurred to you that maybe you’re getting rusty and not everyone’s a cheater? 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
2237 Bishop to Queen 4… Checkmate you grim bastard 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2238 Nice move, you deserve a victory kiss. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2239 I binged Queen's Gambit and stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2240 Come hither, my queen. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2241 You fool, haven’t you learned anything? No matter how you play, I always win in the end. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2242 Now hand over the fiddle 1.2500 0.04539 92 69 23 0
2243 Checkmate again! Same as the usual, bring me back to life and see ya in 15 minutes after my auto-erotic asphyxiation, buddy! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2244 My dad always said, you reap what you sow. Same time next week? 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
2245 Listen, I know a place with better lighting for rematch, it has a fireplace too! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2246 I guess you never read Macbeth. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
2247 Sorry, you can't suddenly say it's two out of three. Checkmate buddy!! I'll see you when I see you . . . . 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2248 Do you really want to go there? 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2249 I may not cheat you at death but I can checkmate you in life. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2250 I'm not sure you understand how this works. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2251 You sure you want to do that? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2252 You mean I cheated for nothing? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2253 Checkmate! So as per our bet, I get to travel the world meeting new people and you now have to live forever as an investment analyst on a restricted diet with alimony payments and an allergic reaction every time you visit a bar. Have fun! 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2254 That's what I call my 'Knight of Sudden Death' 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
2255 Who’s braindead now ? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2256 I knew I was better than Bergman... 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
2257 Ivermectin takes vaccines! Checkmate, Death! 1.2476 0.04645 105 80 22 2
2258 Yeah, you see that? Even when I play chess I'm a douche. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2259 Let's call it The Immortal Game! 1.2476 0.04123 105 86 15 4
2260 Now I'm ready to take on the IRS! 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2261 Forty-one years playing chess every day had finally paid off 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2262 Come a little closer,…I DARE YOU TO MAKE THAT MOVE!!!! 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2263 Now who is master of the end game! 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2264 Oh no, no, no, you can have your queen, my mistake. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2265 Why are you smiling? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2266 But I haven't released the piece to complete my move! 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2267 Whaddya think of them apples?? 1.2475 0.04856 101 81 16 4
2268 Check mate! Another game? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2269 Best out 7? 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2270 Bet you never thought it'd be something as simple as fruits and vegetables! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2271 No escape from a checkmate, you say? 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
2272 I hear there is a guy with a fiddle in Georgia you might be able to beat. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2273 Shall we meet again on Halloween? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2274 mRNA checkmate ! 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
2275 You're not use to losing, are you big guy? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2276 CHECKMATE! and F U too. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2277 I never expected a simple game of chess to summon the dark side. Checkmate! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2278 No Mulligans in Chess, Steve 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2279 Checkmate. I live. You collect Putin's soul 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2280 I’ll show you a sacrifice! 1.2473 0.05439 93 73 15 4
2281 Ha! That's a stalemate! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2282 Checkmate! Ingmar Bergman's knight couldn't play as well as me! 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2283 Checkmate! ...And guess who's neve filed a tax return, either. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2284 Bad posture is destroying the quality of your suffering. 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2285 Happy? Now let's go, I hate grumpy ones anyway! 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2286 Now don't be a sore loser, Mr. Death. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2287 Before you pick your nose, “Checkmate ! “ 1.2473 0.04498 93 70 23 0
2288 Will this be just your next move, or your last? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2289 ‘Nice work Carl, you win again. Same time next Thursday?’ 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2290 Kim, it’s my move. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2291 According to Ingmar, I'm supposed to win. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2292 It’s checkmate, but you were winning on time as usual. So, how about we call it a draw, if that’s okay with you, Mr. Death, Sir? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2293 Title this the Dark Knight Falls 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2294 Ha! Spare that over to another year!! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2295 Don't think I can cheat you. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2296 Tougher than The Game of Life, huh? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2297 That's the spirit! 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2298 Now can I have more cowbells? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2299 Uh huh. Kissy, kissy? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2300 Who says I can't cheat you? WINNING! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2301 I bet you didn't see my Antonius Block offense now, did you? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2302 Max von Sydow. Seventh Seal. 1957. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2303 HAA! I really Gotcha this time! 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2304 Looks like I'm taking a rain checkmate. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2305 Look who’s in trouble now! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2306 I’m still reaping your soul, Jerry. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2307 You’re between a rock and a deathly place 1.2472 0.04458 89 69 19 1
2308 Checkmate!!! And my deal with the devil for Bobby Fisher’s soul pulls me out of another jam! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2309 Two can play at this game! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2310 “Got you in Check again, Mr. Reaper!” “Sigh, this game is going to be the me of me.” 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2311 Oui Death ! You can’t beat me I am Mark Zuckerberg I will take what is yours win the bet money and won’t even pay taxes on it . 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2312 You bet my life I won this. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2313 Ha! I have checkmated death! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2314 Double boosted. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2315 The thrill of victory was greater than the fear of death! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2316 Are you gonna eat that? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2317 You found out the hard way: the three certainties in life are death, taxes, and never go up against a Union Square hustler! 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2318 Ha! Didn’t see that coming, did you? Your turn! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2319 I didn't know women's rights would come down to a chess game. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2320 Is this where the spinach is? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2321 You should have seen Tax’s face when I beat them too! 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2322 Nobody ever won a chess game by resigning. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2323 Your pal Keith Richard’s taught me! 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2324 Ruy Lopez saves the day! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2325 Let me give you a few insights on your endgame. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2326 See, I told you, if you had let me live I would have been the world champion. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2327 Ah ha! The Dark Lord strategy falls to the White Knight every time. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2328 Let's keep playing more rounds; hopefully you'll forget why you're here. 1.2468 0.05891 77 60 13 3
2329 "I think I can checkmate you, Mr. Death." 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2330 Now why would you think I'd cheat you? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2331 It's not just kill, kill, kill. I'm not sure you'll ever understand promotion. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2332 They never expect the King’s Gambit 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2333 Yeah, let's pose for the cartoon 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2334 Do you think you're the only one who watched "The Queen's Gambit" during quarantine? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2335 Arguments For Roe Vs Wade 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2336 Now murder my in-laws! 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2337 Win, lose or draw... The outcome is still the same. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2338 Ha! I win again, Reaper! Now go back to Hell...and ask Satan for a chess lesson while you're there. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2339 You should believe Republicans when we say we're going to kill your queen. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2340 You want to see me without my mask? 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2341 At least let me cheat in the game of chess vs the game of life. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2342 You'll never know how good it feels to put you in checkmate old man! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2343 Can you visit my ex boss' house when we finish this game? 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2344 Are you SURE you want to do that? 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2345 Before you make another move, let me tell you how you could make a real kiling with NFTs 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2346 You won the match and the bet. Do you really want to collect the robe?" 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2347 I like this move if you do. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2348 Make my day....check me, mate. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2349 … and this is mate! 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2350 I call it the Blue Öyster Cult's opening 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2351 Don't you realize who you're trying to cheat here? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2352 Ha! Check and mate! Now give me my soul back! 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2353 If I win, I live, right? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2354 Na Na Nee Nee Boo Boo! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2355 I told you this wouldn't end in a dead draw! 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2356 My white knights are out-trending your evil kingdom on Twitter. I win. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2357 Now, THAT is your “last” move . 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2358 You think you know how to play the clock, eh? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2359 I told you... you will never defeat me" 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2360 This is chess, mate. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2361 Perhaps you have looked at my game face. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2362 Ha! If you had a soul, it would belong to me. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2363 Just forget it, check mate, I’ve got the last move. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2364 Boom! I win! HA-HA! I'm not some goofy asshole during the Crusades. I'm a modern man! I have cocaine! Do you know how good that makes me at this??? I'm going to live forever because I don't have empathy!! Ha! God is dead! 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2365 And I thought I was the master of the endgame. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2366 How would you like to suck my dick! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2367 Mate! I get to play for Washington! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2368 Ha! See you in a decade. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2369 What do you mean? “I checkmate your checkmate.” 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2370 You thought that Bill and Ted were the only ones' who could beat you! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2371 Between us— does my breath smell like garlic? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2372 Checkmate, now give me my outfit back! 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2373 Go ahead and give me the finger, sucka; you got your butt kicked! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2374 King me! No takesies backsies! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2375 I'm not ready for the dance. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2376 Checkmate with time left on the clock. No 'Sudden Death' for me! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2377 Checkmate, bully..stick with your day job! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2378 I wish I could win at life like this. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2379 What do you mean, my time's already run out? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2380 Checkmate! What are you going to do about that? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2381 I wouldn’t be caught dead doing Bishop to Queen 7 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2382 Got you dead to rights! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2383 It's called "en passant". 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2384 That settles it. We just go to Hell's kitchen. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2385 White's classic advantage... a bit archaic isn't it? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2386 Alright--instead of a hand basket, you'll ride in a Tesla. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2387 I'll get the check, Mate! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2388 You’re killing me Larry! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2389 About time you picked that booger. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2390 Read my lips, son, your time has expired. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2391 You haven’t won yet, and I’m 200 years old. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2392 Backatcha, Ingmar! 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2393 Why so grim? It’s just an endgame. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2394 What's the sixth circle like? 1.2439 0.05639 82 64 14 3
2395 we all lose sometimes, mate. At least once. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2396 Here, take my bishop while I go look for another pawn. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2397 No no need for vulgarities. It's not cheating! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2398 I call this the Pyrhhic maneuver. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2399 Enough games! Tell me where Harry Potter is. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2400 King and pawn return to the same box after death. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2401 That’s the third miracle this week. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2402 It wasn't a good idea to rush to the end. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2403 I'm sure this is symbolic, but honestly, I'm just happy to win one. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
2404 I've seen 'The Seventh Seal' forty-nine times. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2405 You win the match. I've still got your ass. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2406 There goes your queen! Who’s the dead man now? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2407 Double or death? 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
2408 And, if you buy timeshare resale, you’ll be savings thousands on this incredible vacation product. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2409 And that, my friend, is the infamous Seventh Seal opening. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2410 Am I winning you over? 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2411 Aha! Behold and reap!!! 1.2427 0.04245 103 78 25 0
2412 Beginner's luck! 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
2413 Checkmate, Go Back to Hell! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2414 It's over...but then you know what that's like!" Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, OR 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2415 I'm pretty good when I'm playing for my life, eh?! 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
2416 Really? Did you want to check out also? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2417 Did I hear each player say: "I win, you lose?" 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2418 So, you want to finish the game this quickly? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2419 Aha! Seven in a row seals it. I live. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2420 The two things every man loves: drinkin’ coffee, smokin’ crack, and… fuckin’! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2421 losersayswhat! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2422 Now if I only could beat Taxes. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2423 Life’s just a game to you is t it? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2424 Where do you think you are? Washington Sq. Park? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2425 No worries, I'll win the last one. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2426 Oh, fuck 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2427 I win!” (But, did he? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2428 You won the key to the kingdom. Unfortunately for you, it's a skeleton key. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2429 I can't wait to tell my chess club that I won. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2430 Yes! Now you have to kill me. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2431 Checkmate!” “Come with me. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2432 First the fiddle and now your chessboard! 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2433 Give my best to Bobby Fischer. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2434 Told you I have killer chess skills! 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2435 Not so good for you, punk ! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2436 What's this best two out of three nonsense? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2437 You took your hand off , so that’s your move! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2438 Please try to stay decomposed. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2439 Did you know Checkmate means Death to the King? 1.2418 0.04513 91 69 22 0
2440 Guy: Checkmate! Death: Can I be White next game? It matches my fingers. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2441 Oooh, no, I saw you move that rook. You can't cheat me, Death. You can't cheat me. You can't cheat death and you can't cheat me ... uh, what's that "come hither" finger for? 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2442 Beat you again you Son of a Bi... 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2443 Just sign over all the Twitter shares and no one gets Hurt! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2444 You may have won, but you have spinach in your teeth. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2445 Now you burn in Hell! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2446 I guess that you don't know what you won... 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2447 Now you're a pawn in my game, chessmate! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2448 No, you'd better check again, mate. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2449 I know this is a dream, but Checkmate! I'm immortal! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2450 Sure, you can use it. It's a killer move! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2451 Checkmate! Now send me back as one of those tiny dogs who gets to wear cute little hats! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2452 Checkmate! You die! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2453 Bergman's Gambit 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2454 Why do I have this feeling that you're not going to let me go.... 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2455 That's technically checkmate, but I don't think it's a good idea for me to win against you. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2456 Careful - I don't respond well to 'Checkmate'. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2457 That settles it! More cowbell! 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2458 I am surprised, I would’ve thought you were familiar with the reaper’s gambit 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
2459 You say Sudden Death; I say Checkmate! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2460 I said it's time to check out not checkmate. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2461 O Death, where is thy King! Laura Hogan Palos Verdes Estates, CA 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2462 Sorry pal, it's check mate on you...hahahahaha! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2463 Good game! I'd love to keep playing on and on and on but I do have some previous obligations 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2464 When you think you've cheated death: double check, mate! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2465 Jim realized he was just a pawn after all 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2466 Kim just eat some sugar and carbs already 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2467 Death, be not proud, that's a check and mate! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2468 Checkmate! I win! 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2469 I’m in my Queen’s Gambit era! 1.2407 0.04337 108 83 24 1
2470 I sure hope my hot streak continues. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2471 How to scam the devil! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2472 Ha! You’re really dead now! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2473 I absolutely CAN change the rules mid-game! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2474 You might want to think twice before your next move. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2475 Don’t be a grumpy Reaper. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2476 Hey! I'm right here, standing up, smiling at you. Of course I'm cheating! 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2477 Yup ... Bobby won that one .. a special life moment to be sure. But really just delaying the inevitable. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2478 I don't need to cheat. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
2479 You see? If you move your knight here, you can't lose. Go again? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2480 Undefeated no more! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2481 Your dead ! Check mate 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2482 I call it, Screw You Mate! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2483 that move was unboolievable 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2484 Queening your pawn does not equate to resurrection...time's up. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2485 Bad luck for you, my mom dragged me to an Ingmar Bergman festival when I was 12, so I know all your little tricks!” 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2486 And you wanted to play pick-up Styx! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2487 Your mistake. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2488 Give me back my goldfish, my Granny, and my boyish charm! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2489 You can't say I cheated you again! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2490 Take my king and it will be your last move 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2491 ‘ To the death’ is just an expression. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2492 Take it back, you wouldn’t like the version of checkmate I would impose on you! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2493 You win the bet, I'm buying. Pick your poison...heh heh heh. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2494 Do I look like the kind of guy you want to beat? 1.2396 0.05075 96 74 17 3
2495 I used the profits from the IPO to buy all the bishops on both sides so they work for me now! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2496 Checkmatelovetostaygottago. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2497 I knew I could beat you without cheating. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2498 I always win. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2499 Taking that King could have GRIM REAPERcussions for you, mate. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2500 My condolences. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2501 Haha mate in thirteen, your move 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2502 L’chaim! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2503 I thought I’d choke. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2504 Checkmate! And FYI - I have watched The Seventh Seal." 1.2391 0.04471 92 70 22 0
2505 Haha - no longer a pawn in your game! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2506 You see, the horsey moves in an L shape 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2507 Does this mean I have to resurrect your queen? 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2508 So, you want to test the reaper...be my guest ..... 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2509 I will remember this win when I come for your soul, mortal! 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2510 You have checked out before your time. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2511 Never match wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2512 Checkmate, I win, best of 2 out of 3? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2513 Covid: “I’m baaack!” 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2514 Have you seen The Seventh Seal? 1.2386 0.05359 88 69 15 3
2515 Of course you lost, your extreme diet has killed all your brain cells. 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2516 Ha! Does this mean I get to have my Friday with the boys?? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2517 If you win, you get to live. 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2518 And CHECKMATE right back atcha! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2519 Another win for Ukraine 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2520 It looks like I just checkmated death! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2521 And… that’s my soul, mate! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2522 What was that about Bobby Fischer? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2523 The ‘Keith Richards Gambit’. Checkmate! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2524 Not so Fast!...In the "Seventh Seal Revisited", Bergman lets me cheat! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2525 Nope, not gonna resign 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2526 What's the matter Grim, cat got your tongue? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2527 Ha! Now I can’t die, right? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2528 Checkmate! Time for me to reap the benefits! 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2529 NOW, you have a reason to be grim, Mr. Reaper!!! 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2530 How about a badmintem next? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2531 Celebrate now but I always win in the end 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2532 You are coming with me, and I will show you a real checkmate! 1.2381 0.05115 84 68 13 3
2533 Checkmate! A deals a deal, tell me where you get that outfit. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2534 Beat you again,you old bag of bones! 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2535 I beat Kasparov with the same move! 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2536 Yes! I won. I get to stay with Covid, inflation, overturned laws…wait, I didn’t take my finger off yet. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2537 Isn’t this a cute and fun way to not pay someone to do this job? I love capitalism! 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2538 Checkmate again! Your problem is you are so predictable. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2539 You should have picked Scrabble! 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2540 There, I win. Now bring my boo back. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
2541 and that was the last time i sucked a dick! 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2542 You said you're just en passant. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2543 Again, I'm not going to play you for 2023. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2544 Checkmate--and I thought The Seventh Seal was boring! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2545 Wait, now you say it's two out of three? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2546 Wow, you didn't see this coming, did you? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2547 king me bitch 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2548 I thought this was best of seven 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2549 Now let’s shoot hoops! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2550 Ha! I’ll teach you but it’s going to take time. Lots and lots of time. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2551 Checkmate!" "No, check yourself, mate. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2552 Every step taken to feel more alive is a winning move in the face of the grimmer. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2553 Okay, Death. Let's see if you like where I take YOU. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2554 This time it's for Good... Checkmate! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2555 That's check mate and now I own your boney ass. And I want you to only kill yourself for the rest of eternity. Talk about your basic conundrum. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2556 Checkmate? Do you really want to make that your last move? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2557 That's checkmate to you, AND your intermittent fasting. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2558 And for five more years, I can teach you Nimzowitsch Defense. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2559 I'm death. What did you think you would win by playing me? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2560 April 18th: Jared decides to instead take his chances with the first certainty, Death. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2561 Usually I sneak up on people… 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2562 And how's your endgame? 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2563 Republican & Heritage Foundation chess game about whether he wins or loses will sign his life over just having support for office! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2564 Your last game ever and you open with The Monkey's Bum? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2565 Mate! That's one match each! No sudden death tiebreakers! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2566 You lose, Mr. Finger of Death! 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2567 Game over: Dead Position Draw! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2568 Ha! I don't have to cheat you to beat you! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2569 Did I mention this is strip chess? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2570 Does this mean I get to watch season 2 of Squid Game!? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2571 Best two out of three for the ring? Sure, but good luck getting it resized. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2572 They don't teach the dementors how to play by the rules at Hogwarts 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2573 I win! You’re dead! 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2574 Self doubt is your first mistake. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
2575 Just between you and me- should I go with this, or "Little Red Riding Hood", for next month's tournament 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2576 Toldya I kill at chess 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2577 Are you giving me the finger? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2578 See… check mated you! 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2579 Sam: I didn’t expect to see you so soon, Ruth. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2580 I am so telling everyone about this Grim Reaper Cheat. 1.2361 0.06094 72 57 11 3
2581 Ukrainian Gambit! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2582 Now you owe me twenty bucks! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2583 Checkmate! I knew the end was near! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2584 Ha! Bet you never saw it coming! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2585 Ha! Revenge for 7th Seal! 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2586 CHECK...My next move which is DEFINITELY NOT CHECKMATE! 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2587 Your checkered past is showing. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2588 Ha! Paper beats rock! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2589 Have you seen the Queen’s Gambit!? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2590 I told you I’d beat you if it was the last thing I ever did. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2591 No, I am not going to do 'two outs three'. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2592 Check mate and the middle finger is the best you git! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2593 Lettuce, yes, lettuce! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2594 Checkmate! Now dance! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2595 Ok. How about best 3 out of 5? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2596 Check mate. You should stick with dominoes. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2597 Checkmate! Don't ever think death has the last word. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2598 Checkmate! Now bring back Liberace! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2599 Tell you what, best two out of three, but this time, lets make it interesting. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2600 So, you’ll honor our deal, right? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2601 Another round? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2602 Is it OK to say Hello to the queen ? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2603 Pack a bag! We’re going to Harry Potter World. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2604 Checkmate! Now can I come with you? 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2605 Life’s too short to play chess” 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2606 I guess that's the end of our duel to the death 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2607 Having recently cancelled his Netflix subscription, Greg became unstuck when, in filling the voids in his evenings with themed parties, he invited his mate, Grim, to ‘Squid Game’ Night. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2608 My God, you're just like Putin! How can a being so omnipotent be so stupid? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2609 You're kind of a bummer, Steve 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2610 Now you know how I feel about sudden death rounds 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2611 Check mate! Haha. You know I'm kidding. You win. Haha. Sorry, can't stay, gotta go. Forgot I have an appointment. Haha. Bye! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2612 You really should stop insisting on playing black. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2613 I will never take my hand off. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2614 Scheherazade strikes again! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2615 Checkmate! Aha! Never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line! 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2616 During your pandemic, I was watching The Queen’s Gambit. Checkmate! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2617 'That went a lot faster than I thought. Now what?" 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2618 And to think I almost wrote my dissertation on WILD STRAWBERRIES instead... 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2619 Did you say mate? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2620 Nice try Putin. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2621 I didn't cheat you, I just beat you. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2622 Checkmate Death, and I didn’t cheat. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2623 Perpetual check. That means I get YOUR job! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2624 Here's a hint: I cheated. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2625 Okay! I pick justice Roberts! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2626 That's it, big fella. Back to the Styx. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2627 That's OK; chess isn't really on-brand for you anymore. Maybe you should consider a TikTok challenge. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2628 I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2629 Checkmate! Yay…I don't die today. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2630 Now you die. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2631 But, I said J'adoube!' 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2632 That comfy robe can’t help you. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2633 Bob: Check-mate Death:*Sythe* 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2634 You dare cheat Death? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2635 Ha, you owe me another 30 days. Double or nothing? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2636 Not today, satan! 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2637 Fine, you’re better at chess than me, but I always win. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2638 I'm just so darn happy! 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2639 Checkmate! Again! Another 100 years for me. See you 2122, looser. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2640 Look how much fun it would be just to walk up and simply say, ‘Checkmate!’ 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2641 Checkmate in 11 moves, ha! Now I want my soul back. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2642 Checkmate. I lose, right? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2643 It wasn't the first time Houdini had cheated Death. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2644 Do I detect the slightest hint of death-peration? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2645 Killer save! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2646 King me you idiot! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2647 Aha... I won ya! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2648 Pyrrhicmate, I assure you. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2649 Checkmate bitch - get your ass back to the River Styx! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2650 No! My queen?! You're killing me Larry, you're really killing me! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2651 That’s right, you heard me… your breath smells like … well, you.” 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2652 Glory to Ukraine! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2653 Play dead” 1.2333 0.05009 90 70 17 2
2654 You’ve taken masking to the next level 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2655 You are clearly not much into old swedish movies, don’t you? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 17 1
2656 Suck it, Death. Now give me back my wife! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2657 Got you with the ghoul's mate. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2658 Really, you didn't see that coming? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2659 A fleeting victory 1.2330 0.04186 103 79 24 0
2660 Why so serious? Check Mate. Lets go ! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2661 Checkmate u crusty bitch 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2662 Yay! I get to be Brad Pitt another fifty years! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2663 Reap this, Grumpy! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2664 Put that piece back! No wonder you come from Hades. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2665 Come a little closer and say that again 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2666 Gotcha! And you thought you could beat me at your own game. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2667 You took my king; I shall take your crown. You lost. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2668 There's nothing quite like staring Death right in it's face! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2669 my eyes are up here buddy 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2670 I said death of a salesman Mike… @kelseyyy_danielle 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2671 I'll raise you a Queen's sacrifice. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2672 Rents DECREASE! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2673 We both know this move isn't possible. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2674 Rook and roll, Soul Man. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2675 You can't move there. Don't try to cheat death. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2676 This is 1 guy you will never beat. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2677 Ha! Now you can tell Ingmar Bergman that "Herd Immunity" works. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2678 See! My doctor was right! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2679 Mate. Thus ends Jesus' Gambit! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2680 Aha! I win. You lose! 1.2317 0.05569 82 65 13 3
2681 And Big Bird is next, bwa-ha-ha-ha! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2682 You can keep your 'best of 3' 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2683 And your still trying to flip me off. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2684 Watch your manners. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2685 There! Who says you can't cheat death? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2686 Man up, you closet queen. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2687 Nothing is certain in this world. No exceptions. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2688 '' - You re finished Mr.!! - Finally.. I can see Him coming for me.. - .. Wait..what.. There is another one?????? 1.2317 0.05291 82 64 15 2
2689 So like I was saying…I have a photoshoot with Lucifer after this match. Do I have anything in my teeth? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2690 It doesn't pay to cheat! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2691 Just because I’m a pawn in the eyes of the New Yorker, I show no fear in the presence of a poorly dressed dead guy. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2692 I should have thought better before playing the IRS - the only other thing that can't be beat. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2693 Grim, Skrim! Checkmate! 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2694 To your peril! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2695 As Tarrasch once said: "Before the endgame the Gods have placed the middlegame!" 1.2316 0.04351 95 73 22 0
2696 Sudden Death indeed! 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2697 I can’t cheat you, but I just beat you! 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2698 Oh, ok! Well, you know we just gonna keep playin' until it's not a game anymore anyway! 1.2316 0.04351 95 73 22 0
2699 You’ve killed my Queen, now I’ll have to kill your! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2700 I shoulda had my Wheaties. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2701 Where's my scythe? 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2702 Checkmate, you play like a toddler. It's hard to believe your "claim" that nobody's ever beaten you twice. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2703 Now, do you get cryogenic freezing? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2704 Okay, two out of three Wordles, and that's not a question. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2705 I think you should really be taking something for that arthritis. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2706 Ha! Mate in two. What are you going to do now? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2707 Checkmate you fuck 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2708 Nope! Not going! Cheated you again.. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2709 Reap this‐checkmate! 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2710 Ha! Grim Reaper? How about Hooded Woodpusher? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2711 Leave the Queen take the cannoli 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2712 I won. Your problem? The ME of tomorrow. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2713 Told you I didn’t need the vaccine. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2714 Ha Grim! I beat death! Wait till I tell everyone that taxes are the only sure thing. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2715 I hope “Sudden Death” isn’t a chess term.” 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2716 Time’s up, death. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2717 Bitcoin is worthless. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2718 Mate Death...You Stupefied Sucker 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2719 Checkmate! Now can I go back and finish my Final Destination series binge-watching? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2720 Cheating death is the oldest trick in the book. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2721 Checkmate! You reap what you saw. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2722 Me: Checkmate You: I don't think so! 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2723 Checkmate! Better luck next time, Reaper. The IRS wins the Most Dreaded title for the seventeenth year in a row. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2724 Death be not cowed... 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2725 I learned that move from a 7-year old YouTuber! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2726 Ha! You always have to think a few steps ahead and think, what might they do next. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2727 Aha! Fell for the death gambit! 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2728 A fallen queen for a fallen Angel! 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2729 The Seventh Seal? Never heard of it. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2730 I was promised a cute Redhead. Who are you? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2731 Best two out of three? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2732 During the lockdown, I was throwing games to keep you occupied. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2733 Checkmate! Now let’s go we’ve got a 2:30 with Senator McConnell. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2734 Ha! Check-mate! Now you have to go and LIVE! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2735 Ha! Check! Now what you gonna’ to do? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2736 Screw the Seventh Seal, that’s checkmate. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2737 ... Long live the king! 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2738 Check mate. I win. Now you are my pawn. See you again in 50 years 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2739 Sure. Bring it on. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2740 Remember, I play the long game. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2741 And we have a great 402k and whole life policy 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2742 Do you remember who I am, mortal? 1.2292 0.04678 96 78 15 3
2743 You just had to touch your own king, didn't you? Checkmate! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2744 Ha! Checkmate! Now you have to take me! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2745 Surprised? One look at you, and I knew you'd attempt the Scandinavian defense. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2746 I watched "The Queens Gambit" over quarantine. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2747 Nice move. End Game. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2748 Whadda you mean my time has come? You've not even punched your clock yet. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2749 Hah! Triple jump! King me! 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2750 Actually, that move is illegal. Trust me, my frat brother told me so” 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2751 God please save the queen 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2752 Damn it, Bergman! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2753 Bold sacrifice 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2754 The movie didn’t show the eighth seal: it’s in my ass! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2755 Mate! This is what I think of your Mate. Now come dance with me over the hills. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2756 Check Mate! I win and live to play another day! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2757 Don’t feel too bad ... Mitch McConnell pulled the same stunt when Obama nominated Merrick Garland! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2758 Death: What do you mean you found a cure against aging? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2759 You do realize that Armageddon chess favors me? 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
2760 I may not know chess, but I believe that's touchdown. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2761 Looks like I get to en passant another day 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2762 And you said I couldn’t beat you! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2763 Sit down moron! It’s my move! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2764 Checkmate,baby. You're dead. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
2765 Don't feel bad, I saw that movie ten times. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2766 Checkmate! This time,Trevor from accounting! 1.2283 0.05377 92 73 13 4
2767 I think I can refuse the King’s dead, so it’s a draw 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2768 Your queen won't make it to the afterlife, but you still can! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2769 Maybe you'll have better luck in the Ukraine. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2770 Checkmate. My Little Pony is the best cartoon all-time. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2771 So you keep your soul for a few more months of working from home. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2772 Die, Loser! Oh, Ooops! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2773 Crown me! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2774 Checkmate, so bring Ingmar Bergman back. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2775 That's one small step for a queen, one giant checkmate for death. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2776 Checkmate! I told you that your intimidating costume wouldn 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2777 Hmm… I’m not used to people playing fairly 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2778 Dresscode to d7. Checkmate. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2779 Eureka! Eureka! I am saved for the day!! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2780 Do you really believe this move will stand Mr. Alito? 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2781 Checkmate, Death. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2782 Check mate! And you don't have to give me the finger just because I beat you! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2783 Checkmate! Phew, not a moment too soon; I'm still catching up on emails! 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2784 See you on Samarra! 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2785 Ha check mate! Now, please… kill me! 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2786 The match is over when I say it's over. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2787 STALEMATE ! 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2788 Never mind, life is too short for chess! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2789 Cheating at chess; hard to do. Cheating death; impossible. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2790 I love cheating death. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2791 Checkmate. I’m Elon Musk, sucker!” 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2792 „Hey! I said j‘adoube!“ 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2793 You say that like it's a good thing. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2794 If I beat death, what will I do next? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2795 Checkmate @leadermcconnell!" @adamsackstoon 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2796 And that’s Soulmate, no best two out of three. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2797 I want a kiss. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2798 No hard feelings, right? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2799 Ron check-mated the oddly dressed stranger, painfully unaware that he was playing with Death. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2800 2:1 I out survive you 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2801 Too bad,one hell of a move. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76