Contest #801 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-05-08T23:19:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-05-22T23:20:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-05-16T23:20:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	May 23, 2022
Number of captions	4465
Number of responses	562261
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	What do you mean I don’t have time for another game?	1.7495	0.01406	3270	1569	951	750
1	Hah. Now it’s only taxes.	1.7274	0.01943	1691	833	486	372
2	Well I’ll be damned.	1.7114	0.02079	1459	731	418	310
3	Grim loser is more like it.	1.7055	0.01732	2010	989	624	397
4	Leonard soon learns what it means to win the battle and lose the war.	1.6999	0.02057	1546	807	396	343
5	Whadda ya mean, “it’s my last move?!”	1.6895	0.01734	1945	964	621	360
6	A soul? That’s a good one, I’m a lawyer.	1.6803	0.01902	1730	906	470	353
7	How's that for a death defying move!	1.6795	0.01973	1454	719	482	253
8	Winners keepers, losers reapers."	1.6697	0.01767	1968	1037	544	387
9	I've beaten Death! Next up -- taxes!	1.6638	0.01988	1508	788	439	281
10	How about one more game just for the hell of it?	1.6626	0.01801	1802	933	544	325
11	I may live to regret this, but CHECKMATE!	1.6623	0.01762	1830	933	582	315
12	Over my dead body!	1.6619	0.02314	1109	580	324	205
13	Hold up! You can’t take my pieces by just claiming their time has come.	1.6609	0.01686	2091	1096	608	387
14	Are you trying to cheat, Death?	1.6568	0.02031	1419	742	422	255
15	Apparently,you CAN cheat death!	1.6567	0.02223	1174	611	355	208
16	Checkmate! Now give Betty White back!	1.6494	0.02138	1369	752	345	272
17	Vaccinated, boosted and checkmate.	1.6408	0.02158	1261	678	358	225
18	Would it kill you to let me win	1.6398	0.01969	1491	796	436	259
19	HAH! I'm gonna remember this win till the day I die!	1.6376	0.03004	643	345	186	112
20	Sudden death overtime?	1.6311	0.02128	1274	689	366	219
21	And now for my final move	1.6285	0.02264	1058	556	339	163
22	Now if you'll kindly move along. Taxes has next match.	1.6264	0.01940	1499	807	445	247
23	Now that I've beaten Death, I'm taking on taxes!	1.6251	0.02071	1347	736	380	231
24	Now look who's cheating, Death!	1.6234	0.02281	1070	575	323	172
25	Gotta run! I have a date with Destiny!	1.6211	0.01983	1383	737	433	213
26	Checkmate! Now go "collect" my mother-in-law like you promised.	1.6208	0.02061	1387	771	371	245
27	Ha! And tomorrow I'm taking on TAXES!	1.6103	0.02230	1183	668	308	207
28	aaand check! Hah! I'm gonna win this game if it's the last thing I do!	1.6100	0.02216	1182	663	317	202
29	A deal's a deal--give me the get out of hell free card.	1.6080	0.02203	1153	637	331	185
30	Looking pretty grim, eh?	1.6051	0.02220	1099	600	333	166
31	I’ll give you a do-over if you give me one someday.	1.6030	0.02232	1068	580	332	156
32	So, what’s the endgame?	1.6028	0.02351	1070	613	269	188
33	Checkmate! Guess you got the short end of the Styx!	1.6025	0.02290	1059	588	304	167
34	You are so dead.	1.6000	0.02339	1025	574	287	164
35	So if I win, will you have a chat with the Supreme Court?	1.5994	0.02396	1031	594	256	181
36	Who says you can't beat death?	1.5994	0.02254	1016	547	329	140
37	Not so tough without your scythe, are you!	1.5967	0.02328	982	539	300	142
38	Reap this!	1.5947	0.02515	908	519	238	151
39	Let’s see this ‘final move’ you keep talking about.	1.5930	0.02415	909	501	277	131
40	Enjoying your end game?	1.5929	0.02371	936	514	289	133
41	Ha! You were easier to beat then Taxes.	1.5929	0.02447	936	530	257	149
42	Nice execution	1.5921	0.02735	760	434	202	124
43	That’s one each. Sudden death?	1.5903	0.02483	908	516	248	144
44	Now you only have one horseman.	1.5894	0.02537	872	497	236	139
45	Oh death, where is thy king.	1.5882	0.02541	884	508	230	145
46	Never saw that coming, did you? Not such a great feeling, is it?	1.5878	0.02556	871	501	228	142
47	Despite his better judgment,Dave attempted to cheat death.	1.5877	0.02519	878	500	240	138
48	More like Grim Loser.	1.5859	0.02540	867	496	234	137
49	Make a move already, you're killing me	1.5857	0.02492	840	465	258	117
50	So, you can handle death but not the agony of defeat.	1.5852	0.02518	851	479	246	126
51	You’re digging your own grave with that move	1.5831	0.02470	830	455	266	109
52	Sorry, your time’s up.	1.5820	0.02582	768	424	241	103
53	Are you accusing me of cheating, Death?	1.5816	0.02588	815	464	228	123
54	Perhaps you’d prefer The Game of Life.	1.5815	0.02553	810	454	241	115
55	You can take my soul, but not before I take your queen.	1.5812	0.02688	831	496	187	148
56	Don’t feel too bad - I beat taxes too!	1.5769	0.02655	787	455	210	122
57	Checkmate, skinny! That means I get to live, I get the scythe, and I guess YOU are on your way to Mar-a-Lago!	1.5761	0.02798	762	457	171	134
58	Suppose I just sacrifice my queen instead?	1.5722	0.02635	734	411	226	97
59	Maybe you needed some skin in the game.	1.5698	0.02815	709	417	180	112
60	You should know never to ignore the pale horse.	1.5657	0.02759	677	385	201	91
61	Who’s knocking on Death’s door now, baby?	1.5642	0.02899	670	398	166	106
62	Oh, yes, Henry, that's a killer move.	1.5642	0.02773	670	382	198	90
63	Checkmate! You know my mother-in-law's address?	1.5619	0.02976	646	388	153	105
64	Rules are rules, now lose the robe.	1.5596	0.02863	688	412	167	109
65	Checkmate! And people said you were gonna kill me.	1.5570	0.02877	614	352	182	80
66	So, how does "sudden death" apply to you?	1.5568	0.02945	625	369	164	92
67	You’ll win over my dead body!	1.5548	0.02959	602	351	166	84
68	Forget reaping. What's grim is your chess game.	1.5505	0.02980	574	333	166	75
69	Check mate! One apiece…Up for sudden death?	1.5493	0.02906	588	338	177	73
70	Never take on the IRS.	1.5487	0.03323	565	361	98	106
71	How could you of all people not see that coming?	1.5477	0.02927	555	314	178	63
72	Looks like my endgame is better than yours.	1.5444	0.03023	540	312	162	66
73	Aha! Now,the only thing sure in life is taxes!	1.5389	0.03222	514	310	131	73
74	Who’s the little grim weeper?	1.5361	0.03240	498	299	131	68
75	I’ll remember this for the rest of my life.	1.5355	0.03240	493	295	132	66
76	A guy from Georgia told me you're a lousy fiddler player, too!	1.5354	0.03268	495	299	127	69
77	James… I love the confidence, but that is an illegal move. You cannot cheat death.	1.5331	0.03194	484	285	140	59
78	In the end, Death had to settle for flipping Gary the bird, which still felt pretty good.	1.5304	0.03310	477	289	123	65
79	Grave mistake!	1.5281	0.03406	462	284	112	66
80	Mate! And I also slept with your wife!	1.5269	0.03307	465	280	125	60
81	I thought you'd be better at the endgame.	1.5267	0.03299	469	283	125	61
82	You may have the Republican Party, but I have your King.	1.5265	0.03576	452	288	90	74
83	You made a grave mistake, my friend!	1.5257	0.03363	447	269	121	57
84	I forgot to mention that I am a sore loser!	1.5257	0.03437	447	274	111	62
85	REAP this Pal !!!	1.5247	0.03354	446	268	122	56
86	You had no skin in the game.	1.5229	0.03503	436	270	104	62
87	Checkmate!" "Your timer is up!	1.5218	0.03275	435	255	133	47
88	Ironically, your end game is terrible.	1.5210	0.03374	453	277	116	60
89	Ha! Who says you can't cheat death?	1.5180	0.03430	417	251	116	50
90	Do I have time for another game?	1.5180	0.03430	417	251	116	50
91	Best out of infinity?	1.5169	0.03310	414	242	130	42
92	And don't take an eternity this turn.	1.5168	0.03503	416	255	107	54
93	Now you know how it feels!	1.5157	0.03438	413	249	115	49
94	If you really wanted my soul for all eternity, you should’ve challenged me to a round of golf.	1.5154	0.03472	421	258	109	54
95	Now I only have to beat taxes."	1.5146	0.03508	410	251	107	52
96	Rematch? Over my dead body.	1.5134	0.03619	411	259	93	59
97	I vote we call it a draw and forego sudden death.	1.5131	0.03647	421	270	86	65
98	It's a shame that immediately after the big win Steve got hit by a bus.	1.5123	0.03535	406	250	104	52
99	Not so powerful without your horsemen, are you?	1.5115	0.03850	348	216	86	46
100	They say you can’t cheat death… but I guess you can beat it.	1.5100	0.03383	402	239	121	42
101	Now let's play for taxes!	1.5099	0.03650	404	256	90	58
102	Ha! Checkmate. Aw, don't look so grim.	1.5090	0.03522	389	236	108	45
103	Now we’re dead even.	1.5089	0.03439	393	235	116	42
104	Sudden death? Sure.	1.5079	0.03641	380	235	97	48
105	Checkmate. Now bring back Prince.	1.5075	0.03504	400	245	107	48
106	I already told you, there's no sudden death in chess.	1.5070	0.03321	430	260	122	48
107	George, once again, fails to read the room.	1.5066	0.03758	377	239	85	53
108	I guess it’s Sudden Death, isn’t it.	1.5066	0.03552	379	230	106	43
109	You lose, take it off!	1.5053	0.03661	380	236	94	49
110	Check mate, I get my wish: take the Supreme Court instead of me!	1.5051	0.03680	390	247	89	54
111	And that, sir, is how you cheat Death!	1.5050	0.03589	398	249	97	52
112	Now I go after taxes!	1.5041	0.03699	367	228	93	46
113	Are you going to the Met Gala after this ?	1.5027	0.03621	372	229	99	44
114	Check! It’s looking grim, Reaper!	1.5014	0.03814	365	233	81	51
115	And that's when I learned that winning isn't everything.	1.5000	0.03663	358	220	97	41
116	Your last move was a grave error!	1.4986	0.03761	351	219	89	43
117	Death is overrated.	1.4971	0.03644	346	210	100	36
118	Not as fun to watch the clock running out for yourself, is it?	1.4957	0.03749	347	216	90	41
119	It turns out you can cheat death	1.4957	0.03727	347	215	92	40
120	This may be the Death of me, but checkmate!!	1.4942	0.03728	344	211	92	39
121	I’m your worst knightmare.	1.4941	0.03777	338	210	89	39
122	Technically I win… But, I have a strong feeling you’ll be having the last word	1.4929	0.03591	353	215	102	36
123	You lost, Death. Be not proud.	1.4929	0.03701	353	220	92	41
124	...of course not, I would never consider cheating death. Hey, look at that bird!	1.4918	0.03484	368	228	101	39
125	Sudden death?	1.4917	0.03814	360	232	79	49
126	Killer move, dude!	1.4915	0.03737	354	223	88	43
127	Now THIS is something to feel grim about.	1.4885	0.03536	348	210	106	32
128	And they said nobody beats Death.	1.4870	0.03726	347	218	89	40
129	Don't look so grim, you'll win eventually.	1.4870	0.03604	345	211	100	34
130	Ha! Roe stands!	1.4866	0.03900	337	217	76	44
131	Oh come on Death, be not proud.	1.4857	0.03929	315	199	79	37
132	I win again, but does every match have to be "sudden death"?	1.4845	0.03865	322	203	82	37
133	You of all people should know you can't cheat, Death!	1.4830	0.03729	323	199	92	32
134	That completes my bucket list.	1.4820	0.03916	305	191	81	33
135	I guess it's just not your day. But the good news is I won. So it's not mine either.	1.4803	0.03925	304	191	80	33
136	Now I just have to worry about my taxes.	1.4787	0.03885	328	211	77	40
137	Come closer so I can tell you what you've won.	1.4784	0.04285	278	181	61	36
138	Stalemate! Immortality it is!	1.4780	0.03836	295	181	87	27
139	Who says you can’t cheat Death??	1.4759	0.03832	311	195	84	32
140	I win, go use your scythe to cut my grass!	1.4759	0.03859	311	196	82	33
141	Check! Now go find an anti-vaxxer to play with.	1.4752	0.03938	322	209	73	40
142	You were doomed from the start.	1.4747	0.03680	316	192	92	28
143	Despite his victory being short-lived, Bob couldn’t help but gloat.	1.4746	0.04011	295	188	74	33
144	Looks like I’ve cheated Death yet again!	1.4742	0.03841	310	195	83	32
145	Checkmate—now give me back my pacemaker.	1.4742	0.04026	310	202	69	39
146	You seem to have lost your killer instinct.	1.4737	0.03899	285	176	83	26
147	Don’t feel bad, last week I beat the IRS.	1.4723	0.04402	235	148	63	24
148	What do you mean, “This changes nothing?”	1.4720	0.04251	286	189	59	38
149	Of course I cheated! That's why they call it 'cheating death'!	1.4719	0.04042	303	197	69	37
150	I hear you always do well in sudden death rounds.	1.4714	0.04076	280	178	72	30
151	Well, you can't cheat death, but it looks like you can certainly beat it.	1.4711	0.03576	329	202	99	28
152	We'd better finish up quick. I've got the taxman coming at 3.	1.4710	0.05439	155	97	40	16
153	Go ahead. It's your funeral.	1.4691	0.04097	275	175	71	29
154	How do you expect to collect my soul when you can’t even take my King?	1.4691	0.04256	275	180	61	34
155	CHECKMATE! I've been DYING to make that move!	1.4669	0.04195	272	176	65	31
156	Your move, Senator McConnell.	1.4667	0.04179	300	201	58	41
157	I know someone else who tried that move...once	1.4647	0.04229	269	175	63	31
158	No, I didn’t “cheat Death.” You’re just terrible at chess.	1.4644	0.04219	267	173	64	30
159	The game just started. How can it be sudden death	1.4642	0.04174	265	170	67	28
160	And they say you can't beat death.	1.4640	0.04031	278	177	73	28
161	What are you gonna do? Kill me?	1.4639	0.04232	263	170	64	29
162	Now the only thing I have left to beat are taxes.	1.4638	0.04212	276	181	62	33
163	And taxes win again!	1.4637	0.04129	289	190	64	34
164	You’re stopping the clock? So, I win?	1.4635	0.04106	274	176	69	29
165	Tom's feeling of joie de vivre was fleeting	1.4624	0.04094	266	169	71	26
166	Actually, one can cheat death.	1.4624	0.04128	266	170	69	27
167	So same time next heart attack?	1.4618	0.04243	262	170	63	29
168	Check! You're as good as dead!	1.4615	0.04051	273	174	72	27
169	There, we are tied..one game apiece! I SAY THE NEXT GAME IS SUDDEN DEATH!	1.4607	0.04104	280	182	67	31
170	The Devil didn’t think I could fiddle better than him either.	1.4607	0.04184	267	172	65	29
171	I’d say you made a grave error there.	1.4604	0.03998	265	166	76	23
172	You did well with the plague, I’ll give you that, but you left your Queen wide open!	1.4593	0.03980	270	170	76	24
173	Also, if I win, no more taxes!	1.4588	0.04176	279	183	62	32
174	You’re not the only one with a killer instinct!	1.4585	0.04317	253	165	60	28
175	Though not a dare-devil, Stuart still found a way to cheat death.	1.4579	0.04049	273	175	71	27
176	Checkmate! The devil wears nada!	1.4577	0.04335	260	172	57	31
177	Checkmate" feels presumptuous. Let's just say "good game" and go our separate ways	1.4563	0.03982	263	165	76	22
178	Checkmate. And thanks for masking.	1.4560	0.04391	250	165	56	29
179	Don't cheat, Death	1.4560	0.04242	250	161	64	25
180	I might be dead soon, but you'll be a loser forever.	1.4559	0.04223	272	180	60	32
181	And that my friend is how you cheat death.	1.4558	0.04131	283	187	63	33
182	Checkmate! Now game two... this time for the taxes thing.	1.4556	0.04380	248	163	57	28
183	I win again! Same time tomorrow?	1.4556	0.04189	248	158	67	23
184	Checkmate! I chose taxes!	1.4553	0.04266	257	168	61	28
185	OK, before I remove my hand, if I say 'Checkmate,' what's your next move?	1.4531	0.04264	245	158	63	24
186	Hey! You can't cheat, Death!	1.4530	0.03946	298	195	71	32
187	I’ve been dying to try this move.	1.4519	0.04245	270	180	57	32
188	Checkmate! And don't be a grim loser!	1.4516	0.04226	248	160	64	24
189	Yes, I know who you are, but you still can't move your knight that way!	1.4512	0.04479	246	165	51	30
190	And you said I'd spend the rest of my life trying to beat you.	1.4504	0.03984	282	183	71	28
191	Checkmate! You should stick to Russian Roulette.	1.4504	0.04109	282	187	63	32
192	Checkmate! Now bring on Taxes!	1.4496	0.04434	238	157	55	26
193	It's okay, Death, I cheat everybody.	1.4492	0.04421	236	155	56	25
194	You should have seen this coming.	1.4489	0.03761	274	170	85	19
195	Can't we just play for FUN sometimes?	1.4487	0.04260	263	175	58	29
196	Now who's out of time?	1.4486	0.04704	243	169	39	35
197	Aha, now you know what sudden death means in chess.	1.4480	0.04276	250	164	60	26
198	There” I win...... Whatcha gonna do about it	1.4477	0.04419	239	158	55	26
199	Ah ha! I wi— . . .	1.4468	0.04392	235	154	57	24
200	This has been the best game of my life!	1.4462	0.04119	260	169	66	25
201	And I don't pay my taxes either.	1.4457	0.04178	258	169	63	26
202	Finally, I get to say I cheated Death!	1.4457	0.04105	258	167	67	24
203	I hope you're not one of those sore losers	1.4457	0.04068	258	164	69	22
204	Then Bill made a death-defying move.	1.4449	0.04527	245	167	47	31
205	For someone whose been playing all eternity, you stink.	1.4440	0.04201	259	171	61	27
206	You're playing one hell of a game	1.4440	0.04260	232	149	63	20
207	Sudden death, mate!	1.4430	0.04574	228	153	49	26
208	No, no, no. You took your finger off.	1.4426	0.04431	235	156	54	25
209	Doug cheated Death for the last time.	1.4425	0.04688	226	154	44	28
210	I'm sorry, but your time is up.	1.4420	0.04227	224	142	65	17
211	Ha! I win . . . ironically in sudden death.	1.4418	0.04285	249	165	58	26
212	. Cheating death one move at a time	1.4411	0.04047	263	171	68	24
213	I call this move ‘cheating death’.	1.4409	0.04111	254	165	66	23
214	If bishop takes queen, Death takes Bob.	1.4403	0.04401	243	163	53	27
215	I'll let you keep my queen if I can keep my soul	1.4402	0.04275	234	152	61	21
216	I'm vaccinated and boosted. Checkmate!	1.4395	0.04648	223	151	46	26
217	You shouldn't have said you were dying to win.	1.4395	0.04379	223	145	58	20
218	Now play my mother-in-law.	1.4393	0.04685	239	167	39	33
219	That'll be $100 and my soul back, please.	1.4388	0.04236	237	154	62	21
220	Go to hell, Death. Taxes, you’re up!	1.4386	0.04310	228	148	60	20
221	A bet’s a bet. Switch jobs for a week.	1.4384	0.04340	219	141	60	18
222	OK, you win. But back to the real reason I am here.	1.4382	0.04406	251	171	50	30
223	This is the last time we play a sudden death match!	1.4378	0.04512	217	143	53	21
224	Is that your final move?	1.4375	0.04364	224	146	58	20
225	I told you I would cheat Death.	1.4365	0.04132	252	165	64	23
226	Ha! I win. Now I am Death, and you have to attend the zoom meeting!	1.4364	0.04614	236	163	43	30
227	Who's time is running out now?	1.4356	0.04657	225	154	44	27
228	Keith was prone to losing site of the big picture.	1.4353	0.04469	232	156	51	25
229	A simple "Congratulations!" without the bony finger would be fine.	1.4346	0.04507	214	141	53	20
230	Remind me, what are we playing for?	1.4336	0.04468	226	151	52	23
231	I know you'll have the last laugh, but not today.	1.4330	0.04268	224	145	61	18
232	It didn't work in The Seventh Seal either.	1.4327	0.04174	245	161	62	22
233	And everyone said you couldn’t be beaten!	1.4326	0.04393	215	140	57	18
234	What! Checkmate only gets me one more year?	1.4314	0.03901	255	163	74	18
235	There IS a God!	1.4312	0.04349	218	142	58	18
236	Guess who is out of time now?	1.4305	0.04136	223	142	66	15
237	Checkmate, again! I'll see you next year.	1.4300	0.04510	207	136	53	18
238	No, YOU drop dead, big guy.	1.4298	0.04480	228	154	50	24
239	Is this a date? It feels like a date.	1.4293	0.04696	205	138	46	21
240	Sorry to cheat, Death.	1.4292	0.04239	226	147	61	18
241	Looks like your endgame was overrated.	1.4292	0.04355	240	162	53	25
242	Not to be a kill joy... But game over.	1.4291	0.04025	261	172	66	23
243	I win. As agreed you've got to take my ex instead.	1.4279	0.04378	229	152	54	22
244	Fine. You win. You can buy Twitter.	1.4273	0.04483	220	150	47	23
245	Do I look like the kinda person who takes losing lightly?	1.4265	0.04396	211	138	56	17
246	Stalemate! Now send me to purgatory.	1.4265	0.04497	211	140	52	19
247	Best of eleven?	1.4253	0.04107	221	141	66	14
248	Caught up in the excitement of the moment, Steve realized it was too late to reconsider.	1.4251	0.04454	207	136	54	17
249	Checkmate, again! You better not quit your night job.	1.4249	0.04321	233	156	55	22
250	You were right, the end always comes sooner than you think!	1.4249	0.04102	233	151	65	17
251	Not so inevitable now, is it?	1.4244	0.04484	205	135	53	17
252	Is there something in my teeth?	1.4242	0.04705	198	133	46	19
253	See? You’re not the only one who knows how to use a pale horse!	1.4240	0.04454	217	145	52	20
254	That’s a death defying move.	1.4232	0.04298	241	163	54	24
255	I lied. You're still coming with me.	1.4231	0.04933	208	147	34	27
256	See? You CAN cheat death!	1.4227	0.04410	220	147	53	20
257	No, Alex, it’s not the fickle finger of fate. It’s the middle one: The deadly digit of death.	1.4222	0.04562	225	155	45	25
258	What do you mean "It ain't over til it's over?"	1.4219	0.04139	237	155	62	19
259	Checkmate!! Gimme the robe!	1.4217	0.04488	230	158	47	25
260	You never should have traded your Bishop for my immortal soul.	1.4213	0.04829	197	135	41	21
261	No, I never saw that Swedish movie. Why do you ask?	1.4198	0.04575	212	144	47	21
262	You might want to reconsider,Steve	1.4197	0.04499	193	126	53	14
263	I think that's your final gambit.	1.4196	0.04163	224	146	62	16
264	Check mate, and I didn't cheat, Death.	1.4192	0.04755	198	135	43	20
265	It was after joyfully checkmating his opponent that Sherman learns he's won an all-expense paid luxury cruise on the River Styx.	1.4192	0.04966	198	139	35	24
266	It's called the dead man's move.	1.4184	0.04566	196	130	50	16
267	Looks like it’s your time that’s up!	1.4183	0.04433	208	138	53	17
268	Thought it'd be easy? I survived the pandemic in a flat with three children!	1.4182	0.04453	220	148	50	21
269	Okay, let me tell you why that was a bad move.	1.4180	0.04501	189	123	53	13
270	You knew the stakes, hand over the robe.	1.4171	0.04682	199	135	45	19
271	Checkmate again! Wanna raise the stakes?	1.4171	0.04388	211	140	54	17
272	A white guy eludes consequences, what else is new....	1.4167	0.04748	192	130	44	18
273	He was always cheating death.	1.4167	0.04748	192	130	44	18
274	Checkmate! Now what's that surprise you promised?	1.4158	0.04523	202	135	50	17
275	Yeah, the end is near alright - Checkmate!	1.4158	0.04523	202	135	50	17
276	Let’s not play a game that can end in sudden death.	1.4146	0.04475	205	137	51	17
277	I want my boss gone by next Monday	1.4145	0.04671	193	130	46	17
278	I live to play another day!	1.4145	0.04671	193	130	46	17
279	I win! You take my wife instead.	1.4140	0.04765	186	128	40	18
280	We were ranked equal at the outset--I work for the IRS.	1.4140	0.04712	215	151	39	25
281	CHECKMATE---I LIVE	1.4138	0.04717	203	140	42	21
282	I’ll take your cloak too.	1.4138	0.04340	203	133	56	14
283	Does this mean I get an extra life?	1.4138	0.04613	203	138	46	19
284	Gotcha! And I also avoid taxes.	1.4129	0.04536	201	135	49	17
285	Let's skip the post-game handshake.	1.4128	0.04285	218	145	56	17
286	Your dark knight lives, but your king is dead.	1.4127	0.04558	189	125	50	14
287	You said best 2 out of 3, right?	1.4127	0.04496	189	124	52	13
288	Checkmate! And I don't pay taxes either!	1.4127	0.04798	189	129	42	18
289	This move is gonna be the death of me.	1.4127	0.04798	189	129	42	18
290	Hah--didn't expect a death-defying move, did you?	1.4126	0.04511	206	139	49	18
291	The last guy who beat me was Keith Richards.	1.4126	0.04815	206	145	37	24
292	... and Checkmate! I’ll bet some Swedish auteur could make a great movie out of this.	1.4126	0.04405	206	137	53	16
293	Checkmate! I win! Back to eternal life!	1.4118	0.04324	204	134	56	14
294	Remember. This isn't the Ingmar Bergman ending. It's the Woody Allen ending.	1.4118	0.04952	187	130	37	20
295	We're playing hangman next	1.4115	0.04627	192	129	47	16
296	I hope you're not a sore loser!	1.4112	0.04288	214	142	56	16
297	Why are you always in charge of the clock?	1.4110	0.04414	219	149	50	20
298	Tell me again who the bell tolls for?	1.4105	0.04477	190	125	52	13
299	Rarer still to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one go.	1.4103	0.04801	195	135	40	20
300	You'll live to regret that!	1.4103	0.04745	195	134	42	19
301	For the life of me, I can't believe you didn't see my bishop.	1.4103	0.04458	195	129	52	14
302	Ha ... bet ya didn’t expect a sacrifice.	1.4099	0.04130	222	146	61	15
303	No, I'm not playing best out of three.	1.4096	0.04694	188	127	45	16
304	Don't quit your day job.	1.4095	0.04498	210	143	48	19
305	Ha! This is even better than beating taxes with offshore accounts.	1.4093	0.04666	193	131	45	17
306	Frankly, I’ve played against all of the Four Horseman and none of you are any good!	1.4089	0.04712	203	141	41	21
307	Come on Donald your cheating days are over.	1.4088	0.05009	181	126	36	19
308	I guess I’ll die another day!	1.4088	0.04693	181	121	46	14
309	And I thought the odds were against me.	1.4086	0.04729	186	126	44	16
310	Okay, Okay. Black can go first this time.	1.4083	0.04378	218	148	51	19
311	I know what you’re thinking. It’s a killer move.”	1.4082	0.04499	196	131	50	15
312	That’s one game apiece. But don’t get cocky - sudden death is my specialty.	1.4081	0.04165	223	148	59	16
313	That was your last move.	1.4078	0.04122	206	133	62	11
314	Checkmate! Now bring back my goldfish.	1.4074	0.04793	189	130	41	18
315	And you said you always made the last move!	1.4072	0.04530	194	130	49	15
316	This is a once-in-a-lifetime move.	1.4072	0.04471	194	129	51	14
317	Congratulations, you now own my "time share" in Orlando.	1.4069	0.04262	204	134	56	13
318	And for my last move… checkmate.	1.4068	0.04764	177	119	44	14
319	Ha ha ! … checkmate… take that for an Eternity !	1.4062	0.04562	192	128	48	15
320	Checkmate! We’re all tied. Do you want a sudden death game?	1.4058	0.04275	207	137	56	14
321	You’re short two horsemen	1.4057	0.04801	175	118	43	14
322	”Let’s call it a draw, then.	1.4057	0.04732	175	117	45	13
323	Death, where is thy King?	1.4046	0.04908	173	118	40	15
324	It’s a sudden death match!	1.4044	0.04779	183	125	42	16
325	What if we played Life instead?	1.4035	0.04326	228	157	50	21
326	I’ve been dying to make that move!	1.4031	0.04810	191	133	39	19
327	And MATE!! Now bring on the IRS.	1.4029	0.04656	206	144	41	21
328	That'll be one resurrected dog, please	1.4023	0.05085	174	122	34	18
329	I'm sorry, but there's no cheating, Death.	1.4020	0.04501	199	135	48	16
330	Did you really think I'd fall for the Reaper's gambit?	1.4020	0.04210	199	130	58	11
331	This is really a killer move!	1.4020	0.04313	204	136	54	14
332	What do you mean there's no rematch?	1.4011	0.04891	177	120	39	16
333	I guess it's just my lucky day.	1.4011	0.04253	187	121	57	9
334	You know, I thought you'd be a lot better at this.	1.4011	0.04579	187	126	47	14
335	I’m also not paying my taxes this year.	1.4010	0.04435	192	128	51	13
336	Death be not proud...or smart.	1.4010	0.04158	207	136	59	12
337	If you make that move,it could be your last!	1.4000	0.04566	205	142	44	19
338	Checkmate! Now YOU have to take off one piece of clothing!	1.4000	0.04799	185	128	40	17
339	Checkmate! Good game. Same time next life?	1.4000	0.04564	195	133	46	16
340	I'm killing it!	1.4000	0.04622	195	134	44	17
341	Check mate! Read it and reap!	1.3990	0.04650	203	142	41	20
342	And I didn't even cheat, Death!	1.3990	0.04436	203	138	49	16
343	Now who’s a nerd for joining the chess club instead of the football team?	1.3988	0.04691	173	116	45	12
344	Never thought you would take it so personally	1.3988	0.05076	168	117	35	16
345	Ha! My cardiologist told me I couldn't beat you.	1.3988	0.05076	168	117	35	16
346	Yes, I paid my taxes. Why?	1.3988	0.05005	168	116	37	15
347	And THAT'S how we do it in Washington Square!	1.3982	0.04164	226	153	56	17
348	I am not ready to check out, mate	1.3980	0.04521	201	138	46	17
349	Nice move. But I'M white.	1.3979	0.04569	191	130	46	15
350	No, I don't think two out of three is a good idea.	1.3963	0.04707	164	109	45	10
351	Ha! And they said I’d never cheat—beat, sorry, beat—death. Beat.	1.3958	0.04550	192	131	46	15
352	Cheat? How could I cheat death?	1.3956	0.04724	182	125	42	15
353	Lean in a little closer so i can tell you what you won.	1.3955	0.04751	177	121	42	14
354	10,000 hours of internet chess finally pays off!	1.3952	0.04950	167	115	38	14
355	It’s just a saying - “ you’ll win over my dead body.”	1.3951	0.04766	205	147	35	23
356	You won't be taking me to knight	1.3944	0.05189	142	96	36	10
357	Aw...Don't look so grim!	1.3942	0.04355	208	142	50	16
358	That will be your final move.	1.3941	0.04146	203	134	58	11
359	Without your dark knight you are nothing!	1.3939	0.04685	165	110	45	10
360	I don't care what you say -- there is no sudden death in chess.	1.3934	0.04574	183	124	46	13
361	I’m sure you’re better at the game of life.	1.3933	0.04593	178	120	46	12
362	Wait, did you say you're a sore looser?	1.3931	0.05030	173	122	34	17
363	You are right, there is no cheating death.	1.3931	0.04755	173	118	42	13
364	No hard feelings, I hope!	1.3929	0.04704	168	111	44	11
365	Really? You think Bergman was too heavy handed with his symbolism?	1.3929	0.04653	196	137	41	18
366	I call this move "The kiss of .....you".	1.3923	0.04540	181	122	47	12
367	Checkmate - woo hoo! Now I can die a happy man.	1.3913	0.04745	184	128	40	16
368	first of all... I ain't your mate!	1.3913	0.05075	161	112	35	14
369	I've cheated better opponents than you, I'm a Republican.	1.3913	0.04869	184	130	36	18
370	I guess Death doesn’t win every time.	1.3913	0.04998	161	111	37	13
371	This isn't about the game is it?	1.3911	0.04840	179	125	38	16
372	You don’t stand a chance in hell!	1.3906	0.04890	192	138	33	21
373	Not for the first time, death wondered why he hadn't challenged Kasparov to Name that Tune	1.3904	0.05044	187	135	29	22
374	Ah, you fall for your own Memento Mori gambit! Checkmate!	1.3899	0.04542	159	104	48	7
375	Nice try, but you can't cheat death.	1.3898	0.04676	177	121	43	13
376	Hey, it's been a little creepy, but let's do it again sometime!	1.3898	0.04319	177	116	53	8
377	Sadly, keeping your finger on the piece won't delay the inevitable.	1.3898	0.04943	177	125	35	17
378	Look, you can give me the middle finger all you want, but it’s still check mate!	1.3892	0.05156	167	119	31	17
379	Checkmate! Hope you're not a grim weeper.	1.3892	0.04794	167	114	41	12
380	Nice move - enjoy your extra day.	1.3889	0.04687	180	124	42	14
381	So there, that buys me enough time to run and tell off my boss first	1.3886	0.04524	193	133	45	15
382	This move just kills me.	1.3886	0.04711	175	120	42	13
383	Good game! Let's skip the handshake.	1.3886	0.04848	175	122	38	15
384	Over your dead body	1.3886	0.04641	175	119	44	12
385	Check,,, you're dead	1.3885	0.04837	157	106	41	10
386	And, if you don't mind, I'll take back Crimea too!	1.3883	0.05022	188	137	29	22
387	I’ve always dreamed of cheating death.	1.3883	0.04790	188	133	37	18
388	Next up: taxes.	1.3882	0.05156	170	122	30	18
389	Sometimes when you win, you lose	1.3881	0.04454	201	139	46	16
390	OK Reaper, how about double or nothing for YOUR soul.	1.3876	0.04654	178	122	43	13
391	If that finger is an insult, fine. If it's a summons, too late. Checkmate!!!	1.3876	0.04654	178	122	43	13
392	SOUL, MATE!	1.3876	0.04438	209	146	45	18
393	You know that I always get to make the last move.	1.3875	0.05093	160	112	34	14
394	Your problem is that you never see what’s coming!	1.3874	0.04556	191	132	44	15
395	Let's just take sudden death off the table.	1.3874	0.04961	191	139	30	22
396	Ha, cheated you again!	1.3873	0.04676	173	118	43	12
397	Ha! More like the Grim Weeper!	1.3873	0.04955	173	122	35	16
398	So much for your unbeaten streak	1.3871	0.05128	155	108	34	13
399	...have we talked about the terms if I win?	1.3869	0.04845	168	116	39	13
400	With my system, you, too, can turn impending doom into winning chess strategy!	1.3865	0.05024	163	114	35	14
401	It seems an eternity since your last move.	1.3861	0.04895	158	108	39	11
402	Checkmate!! Now you have to be ME for a day!	1.3861	0.05214	158	112	31	15
403	If it makes you feel any better I work in finance, so I’ve been dead inside for quite some time.	1.3861	0.05367	158	114	27	17
404	And they said I shouldn't watch Queens Gambit while driving!	1.3855	0.05244	166	120	28	18
405	Come closer…I’ll tell you what will happen if you take my King	1.3855	0.04701	179	124	41	14
406	Well, if you're playing with the grim reaper, it's either the game of your life or the end of it.	1.3855	0.04496	179	121	47	11
407	If you lose again, I get your Halloween costume. OK?	1.3855	0.04496	179	121	47	11
408	You can't cheat, Death.	1.3851	0.04863	174	122	37	15
409	Checkmate! So much for your end game.	1.3851	0.04509	174	117	47	10
410	Didn't see that coming, huh?	1.3846	0.04196	169	109	55	5
411	Ha! Perpetual check. I live forever.	1.3846	0.05020	156	108	36	12
412	I stay dressed, and you have to take off your cloak.	1.3841	0.04999	164	115	35	14
413	Ha! I get to live to play another day!	1.3838	0.04380	198	136	48	14
414	With the way you're playing, I'm surprised less people have cheated death!	1.3837	0.04689	172	118	42	12
415	You can't take me, I didn't take my finger off yet.	1.3832	0.04860	167	116	38	13
416	we’re wagering in crypt currency, right?	1.3832	0.05078	167	119	32	16
417	That's five dollars -- or your immortal soul!	1.3831	0.04978	154	106	37	11
418	You can tell everybody I cheated if that makes you feel any better.	1.3831	0.04892	154	105	39	10
419	You sacrifice too many pieces.	1.3830	0.04214	188	125	54	9
420	Good move! But mine will be a killer.	1.3824	0.04941	170	120	35	15
421	You know I won fair and square. After all, you can’t cheat death.	1.3824	0.04725	170	117	40	12
422	Didn't see that coming, did you?	1.3824	0.04725	170	117	41	12
423	Stop trying to cheat, Death.	1.3807	0.04885	176	125	35	16
424	Boo-yah, now I can go do my taxes.	1.3807	0.04611	176	121	43	12
425	This is the last time I'll explain to you what the 'little horsies' can do.	1.3807	0.04750	176	123	39	14
426	Check! I’m dying to see how you get out of this one.	1.3807	0.04468	176	119	47	10
427	I haven't let go yet!	1.3806	0.05280	155	111	29	15
428	Very nice. Now what if I told you you were already dead?	1.3804	0.04862	163	113	38	12
429	Fatal mistake! Checkmate!	1.3801	0.04554	171	116	45	10
430	Checkmate! I mean… if that’s ok with you.	1.3800	0.05065	150	104	35	11
431	Check mate...oops	1.3800	0.04976	150	103	37	10
432	That move is as old as time!	1.3797	0.04968	158	110	36	12
433	I knew Max von Sydow, and you're no Max von Sydow.	1.3797	0.04676	187	132	39	16
434	'Please don't force my hand.'	1.3791	0.04908	153	105	38	10
435	Stick to the apocalypse.	1.3791	0.04637	153	102	44	7
436	How did I beat you? I call it the Moderna gambit.	1.3789	0.04822	161	111	39	11
437	Ha ha! Checkmate! What do you say we make it a little more interesting?	1.3787	0.04432	169	113	48	8
438	It doesn't matter who made the first move. The last one is always mine.	1.3787	0.04664	169	116	42	11
439	I see that you fell for my sacrifice.	1.3785	0.04728	177	124	39	14
440	Overly confident, his next move was fatal.	1.3784	0.05110	148	103	34	11
441	Death’s Gambit is not a real chess opening	1.3784	0.04453	185	127	46	12
442	Your last move was your…last move.	1.3782	0.04842	156	107	39	10
443	Turns out, I can cheat death.	1.3770	0.04551	183	127	43	13
444	It's only a game. Must you be so dead serious?	1.3770	0.04485	183	126	45	12
445	You dare to cheat Death!	1.3767	0.04873	146	99	39	8
446	Impressive end-game. Now let me show you mine.	1.3766	0.05218	154	110	30	14
447	Hah! Bet you didn’t see that coming.	1.3766	0.04705	154	104	42	8
448	You should work on your end game	1.3766	0.05218	154	110	30	14
449	Does it look like I care?	1.3758	0.05170	149	105	32	12
450	Well done, Steve - you cheated death, but it means you still have to go clothes shopping with your wife.	1.3758	0.05427	149	108	26	15
451	C'mon, don't be morbid about it!	1.3758	0.04901	157	109	37	11
452	„Watch your next move, it could be fatal.“	1.3758	0.04984	157	110	35	12
453	You only think you've won!	1.3757	0.04870	173	123	35	15
454	This is awkward	1.3750	0.05203	144	101	32	11
455	Ha! It feels good to have cheated death, and you can give me the finger all you want.	1.3750	0.04660	184	130	39	15
456	Nice. But I get the last move.	1.3750	0.04917	160	112	36	12
457	If you hadn't been picking your nose you'd have seen this coming! I live!	1.3750	0.04834	152	104	39	9
458	I thought your endgame skills would be sharper.	1.3750	0.05203	144	101	32	11
459	It's 2022, dude. You have to do better to scare me.	1.3750	0.04923	152	105	37	10
460	Read my lips... you cannot win	1.3744	0.04472	195	137	43	15
461	And they said I couldn’t cheat death	1.3742	0.05228	163	119	27	17
462	You're a dead man!	1.3741	0.05036	147	102	35	10
463	Your time ran out.	1.3736	0.04822	182	131	34	17
464	Death, your timer is ticking!	1.3735	0.04790	166	115	38	12
465	Who has the last laugh now?!	1.3734	0.04707	158	108	41	9
466	The robe! Give me the robe, baby!	1.3733	0.05054	150	105	34	11
467	Heh heh.....that's life	1.3732	0.05346	142	101	29	12
468	Alex couldn't beat Death. So he cheated.	1.3732	0.05530	142	103	25	14
469	This has been fun, but I much prefer death by chocolate.	1.3728	0.04876	169	120	35	14
470	Already dead inside. Checkmate.	1.3728	0.05088	169	123	29	17
471	If it's any comfort, I beat paying taxes too.	1.3725	0.04984	153	107	35	11
472	Come on. You win every time.	1.3725	0.04984	153	107	35	11
473	Reap that buddy...Game over!	1.3722	0.04663	180	127	39	14
474	Two out of three my ass!	1.3721	0.04672	172	120	40	12
475	I wish they'd all stop challenging me at chess; its been centuries since I've bargained with a backgammon pro.	1.3720	0.04750	164	114	39	11
476	I’ll take that scythe now.	1.3716	0.05008	148	103	35	10
477	Booyah...Cheated Death without cheating!	1.3713	0.04766	167	117	38	12
478	Checkmate! That's two in a row. Next game do you want to play Sudden Death?	1.3713	0.04842	167	118	36	13
479	What do you mean, "we'll see who laughs last"?	1.3713	0.04766	167	117	38	12
480	Great defense, but I never lose playing Sudden Death.	1.3709	0.04756	151	102	40	8
481	Wait, do you mean you're taking me, or my piece? It makes a difference on how I play this.	1.3708	0.05024	178	131	28	19
482	Closer my friend, there’s one little move I need to show you…	1.3708	0.04561	178	123	42	12
483	Best two out of infinity.	1.3706	0.05126	143	100	33	10
484	I just hope you're not a sore loser.	1.3706	0.04632	170	118	41	11
485	I call this the death trap!	1.3704	0.04945	162	115	34	13
486	The Endgame	1.3701	0.04783	154	106	39	9
487	I’ve been dying to play that move.	1.3699	0.05144	146	103	32	11
488	MATE...game over! I won! I won! So, what's the big surprise?	1.3697	0.04648	165	114	41	10
489	Check Mate? Over my dead body!	1.3697	0.04955	165	118	33	14
490	I know, I know, I’m on the clock!	1.3696	0.05150	138	96	33	9
491	You didn't see that coming, did you?	1.3693	0.04377	176	120	47	9
492	How could you not see that coming?	1.3691	0.04795	149	102	39	8
493	You lose! Now go to Hell!	1.3691	0.05332	149	108	27	14
494	Don’t look so gloomy; it’s just a game!	1.3691	0.04888	149	103	37	9
495	Things are looking pretty grim now, buddy.	1.3691	0.05071	149	105	33	11
496	Best out of three?	1.3690	0.04818	168	119	36	13
497	Checkmate! I stay alive	1.3690	0.04963	168	121	32	15
498	I won!" "Well look at that... Okay then. A deal is a deal. I'll tell you the truth.... Epstein did not kill himself.	1.3688	0.05459	141	102	26	13
499	I can't believe you fell for the Bergman Gambit!	1.3688	0.04870	141	96	38	7
500	YES,YOU WON THIS GAME,BUT GUESS WHAT MY MIDDLE FINGER MEANS	1.3688	0.05173	141	99	32	10
501	You’re killin’ me here!	1.3688	0.05173	141	99	32	10
502	Playing with death	1.3688	0.04870	141	96	38	7
503	Unfortunately for Frank, both sides saw their final move.	1.3687	0.04618	160	117	30	13
504	Best of three???	1.3684	0.04446	152	101	46	5
505	I was scared to death, but I beat you!	1.3684	0.04822	152	105	38	9
506	Yep, Checkmate, even though you never had any skin in the game.	1.3684	0.04822	152	105	38	9
507	Who said I can’t beat death	1.3678	0.04482	174	120	44	10
508	I did not cheat, Death!	1.3677	0.04931	155	109	35	11
509	I also cheat on my taxes.	1.3675	0.05288	166	124	23	19
510	No one is going to believe me when I say I beat Death!	1.3673	0.05295	147	106	28	13
511	I remembered that move from the Bergman film!	1.3673	0.05295	147	106	28	13
512	2 out of 3?	1.3671	0.04610	158	108	42	8
513	What do you mean I lose anyway?	1.3671	0.05107	158	114	30	14
514	Hah! Checkmate. Now you have to take my mother-in-law instead of me!	1.3667	0.04721	180	129	36	15
515	Over my dead body you win this game	1.3667	0.05217	150	108	29	13
516	Ha ha! You didn't see that coming!	1.3665	0.04881	161	114	35	12
517	Sorry, Vlad, that's another win for Ukraine!	1.3662	0.05045	142	99	34	9
518	So about Persephone…	1.3662	0.04739	142	96	40	6
519	It’s only a game.	1.3660	0.04706	153	105	40	8
520	I am NOT your pawn!	1.3659	0.05045	164	119	30	15
521	Having a lonely childhood and an overbearing father finally paid off.	1.3657	0.04606	175	123	40	12
522	You, taxes and checkmate!	1.3657	0.04461	175	121	44	10
523	You call it cheating death but I call it check mate!	1.3654	0.04989	156	111	33	12
524	Things are looking pretty grim for you now!	1.3654	0.04905	156	110	35	11
525	It’s just a friendly game, right?	1.3651	0.04304	189	131	47	11
526	You're dead to me.	1.3650	0.05167	137	96	32	9
527	I so love beating you at chess that I could do it for the rest of my life!	1.3649	0.04903	148	103	36	9
528	Come on. We’re late for the Met Gala.	1.3649	0.04808	148	102	38	8
529	Wait! Best two out of three.	1.3647	0.04697	170	120	38	12
530	Do you have a death wish?	1.3642	0.04744	151	104	39	8
531	Reap it and weep!	1.3642	0.05088	162	118	29	15
532	No backsies	1.3636	0.04859	154	108	36	10
533	Yeah I know it's 2 out of 3,just let me have my moment.	1.3636	0.04557	165	114	42	9
534	That seals it for the seventh time!	1.3631	0.05044	157	113	31	13
535	You may win a game, but I always make the last move.	1.3631	0.04962	157	112	33	12
536	Ah, yes. You beat me. But you didn't "listen carefully, as the options may have changed."	1.3630	0.05216	135	95	31	9
537	I really wouldn’t do that if I were you	1.3630	0.05424	135	97	27	11
538	I’m glad you’re not a poor loser.	1.3626	0.04600	171	120	40	11
539	i've sunk your donkey piece	1.3624	0.05059	149	106	32	11
540	Reap that, bitch!	1.3623	0.05339	138	99	28	11
541	Checkmate! Now I can include"Outwitting death" on my resume. Can I use you as a contact?	1.3620	0.04986	163	118	31	14
542	Checkmate! Time to start planning your funeral bro!	1.3618	0.05074	152	109	31	12
543	I wouldn't take that bishop if I were you, Roger.	1.3617	0.05061	141	99	33	9
544	And you thought running out the clock would work here buddy?	1.3617	0.04856	141	97	37	7
545	This time, your time's up!	1.3614	0.04693	166	117	38	11
546	Put me in check all you want, the semi-truck driver is still gonna be lookin at his phone.	1.3613	0.05169	155	113	28	14
547	I won the battle, but I guess you will probably win the war.	1.3611	0.05179	144	103	30	11
548	A draw! That's it! What are you going to do about that, tough guy?!	1.3609	0.05045	133	92	34	7
549	This is your last move	1.3608	0.04936	158	113	33	12
550	This is how people are cheating you.	1.3605	0.04427	172	119	44	9
551	I win! So you get my ex-wife's soul instead of mine! Done deal!	1.3602	0.04790	161	114	36	11
552	Farewell Faustian Friend	1.3600	0.05495	125	89	27	9
553	Checkmate! No hard feelings, right?	1.3598	0.04960	164	119	31	14
554	Final answer?	1.3598	0.04807	164	117	35	12
555	Chess is really hard- can we switch to checkers?" (Roman Gonzales, 14 years old	1.3598	0.04729	164	116	37	11
556	Alright, best two out of three then.	1.3597	0.04898	139	95	35	7
557	Death loses yet again with a classic bone-headed move.	1.3597	0.05003	139	96	34	8
558	Check! Now remove a piece of clothing!	1.3595	0.05214	153	112	27	14
559	I’m not letting you cheat Death again.	1.3595	0.05131	153	111	29	13
560	Checkmate! I get another 50 years.	1.3593	0.04512	167	116	42	9
561	Sorry but, Your time was up!	1.3593	0.04746	167	119	36	12
562	And that's how you can beat Bobby Fisher down there!	1.3593	0.04512	167	116	42	9
563	And you thought you’d win in sudden death	1.3592	0.04829	142	98	37	7
564	You are dead right,check mate	1.3592	0.04724	142	97	39	6
565	It doesn't matter if you rule the underworld, the King still can only move one space at a time!	1.3590	0.04977	156	112	32	12
566	Hey, don't look so grim....In chess, you reap what you sew !	1.3590	0.04451	156	106	44	6
567	334 out of 666?	1.3588	0.05205	131	92	31	8
568	And my ex-wife thought I needed to quit chess to get a life!	1.3588	0.05317	131	93	29	9
569	So, what's your exit strategy?	1.3588	0.05205	131	92	31	8
570	Ha! You have to do the dishes for a month!	1.3586	0.05149	145	104	30	11
571	I CAN take it with me!	1.3586	0.05149	145	104	30	11
572	Death comes for the bishop!	1.3586	0.04862	145	101	36	8
573	Checkmate! Now pack up your stupid little virus and blow!	1.3586	0.05332	145	106	26	13
574	A draw—you forget I'm a tax accountant!	1.3586	0.05149	145	104	30	11
575	Ha, I win the five dollars! What shall we play for next?	1.3586	0.04959	145	102	34	9
576	It’s best two out of three, right?	1.3582	0.05125	134	94	32	8
577	Bring my queen back from the dead	1.3582	0.05014	134	93	34	7
578	Mate, Buddy....you owe me a carton of cigarettes.	1.3581	0.05164	148	107	29	12
579	Keep your rude gesture to yourself and admit it - I beat Death!	1.3581	0.05252	148	108	27	13
580	No need to cheat death when I can beat you fair and square.	1.3580	0.04684	162	114	38	10
581	I don't cheat death, I beat it.	1.3571	0.05275	140	101	28	11
582	Who's "Mr. End Game" now?	1.3571	0.04759	154	108	37	9
583	I can't believe you fell for the Deadman's Gambit!	1.3571	0.05103	154	112	29	13
584	This is just a metaphor. What I'm trying to say is you should think about life insurance.	1.3571	0.05019	154	111	31	12
585	A blunder? I thought that was a killer move!	1.3571	0.05019	154	111	31	12
586	Now YOU’RE on the clock!	1.3567	0.04951	157	113	32	12
587	I don’t understand why anyone would need to cheat you.	1.3566	0.04801	143	99	37	7
588	What do you mean no cheating?	1.3566	0.05697	129	95	22	12
589	I guess diet and exercise isn't the only way to outsmart death	1.3562	0.04884	160	115	32	12
590	I knew you'd never suspect the pale horse!	1.3562	0.05211	146	106	28	12
591	Looks like I can beat death.	1.3562	0.05026	146	104	32	10
592	That would be the last time Jim ever cheated death.	1.3562	0.05026	146	104	32	10
593	Despite all the hype, it turns out you're really bad at Chess.	1.3556	0.05094	135	95	32	8
594	No, you're dead!	1.3556	0.05094	135	95	32	8
595	Guess you didn’t know I stopped smoking this year!	1.3553	0.05148	152	111	28	13
596	OK, one more game— double or nothing for the rest of Europe?	1.3551	0.05520	138	102	23	13
597	No cheatin', Death!	1.3551	0.05325	138	100	27	11
598	The same strategy beat the IRS	1.3546	0.05243	141	102	28	11
599	You need to work on your endgame.	1.3543	0.05866	127	95	19	13
600	Go ahead,make my day!	1.3542	0.05070	144	103	31	10
601	Ha! Your time is up	1.3542	0.05165	144	104	29	11
602	I'm playing like my life depends on it.	1.3542	0.05165	144	104	29	11
603	So whaddaya say best two out of three?	1.3542	0.05258	144	105	27	12
604	- Sudden Death Match.	1.3542	0.04875	144	101	35	8
605	Carl cheats death one last time	1.3540	0.04613	161	113	39	9
606	Plot twist.	1.3538	0.05106	130	91	32	7
607	Death becomes you. CHECKMATE!	1.3538	0.05445	130	94	26	10
608	Good last move.	1.3533	0.05018	150	108	31	11
609	It’s called the Bergman gambit.	1.3533	0.04928	150	107	33	10
610	I wouldn't plan too far ahead if I were YOU!	1.3529	0.04861	153	109	34	10
611	Checkmate again! I’m starting to wonder how anyone dies around here.	1.3529	0.05274	136	98	28	10
612	A pyrrhic victory my friend.	1.3529	0.04680	153	107	38	8
613	Are you new? Someone else’s life passed before my eyes.	1.3529	0.05063	136	96	32	8
614	HA! And they said it was impossible to beat Death.	1.3526	0.04881	156	112	33	11
615	OK, you win. I take off my mask!	1.3526	0.04620	156	109	39	8
616	In this case I'll say soul mate.	1.3525	0.05292	139	101	27	11
617	Checkmate! Now I live forever.	1.3525	0.04882	139	97	35	7
618	You can't take the Queen...she's only 96!" 🇬	1.3525	0.05390	139	102	25	12
619	This gives me an idea for a movie.	1.3521	0.05017	142	101	32	9
620	I’m pro-choice, man”	1.3520	0.05478	125	90	26	9
621	Check, now I want the secret on how you stay so thin.	1.3517	0.04748	145	101	37	7
622	Let me get this straight... this is checkmate... and still I lose?	1.3517	0.05228	145	106	27	12
623	Not this time, Big Guy!	1.3514	0.04970	148	106	32	10
624	too late, you already took your finger off	1.3514	0.05151	148	108	28	12
625	Death does not always win.	1.3511	0.05410	131	95	26	10
626	You might capture my queen, but I'm still capturing your immortal soul, pal.	1.3510	0.05414	151	114	21	16
627	You can still kill me if it makes you feel better.	1.3510	0.04810	151	107	35	9
628	Not over my dead body.	1.3510	0.04622	151	105	39	7
629	Grim was always more of a doer than a thinker.	1.3510	0.05164	151	111	27	13
630	That middle finger won't help you now, checkmate.	1.3507	0.05428	134	98	25	11
631	Let's pick this up tomorrow, you look like death.	1.3506	0.04655	154	108	38	8
632	Cheating at chess isn't a great analogy....	1.3504	0.04814	137	95	36	6
633	Your move, COVID	1.3504	0.05032	137	97	32	8
634	Checkmate! I get 10 more years!	1.3504	0.05138	137	98	30	9
635	Why yes, I HAVE seen " The Seventh Seal".	1.3500	0.05061	140	100	31	9
636	I’m literally staring death in the face, and winning.	1.3497	0.05276	143	105	26	12
637	Oh, come on. Just one more game? You can be white this time.	1.3493	0.05106	146	106	29	11
638	Ha! Cheating? You wish….	1.3493	0.05197	146	107	27	12
639	Haha! Who needs to quit smoking NOW?	1.3492	0.05997	126	96	16	14
640	I won! And by won, I think I mean I lost.	1.3492	0.05557	126	92	24	10
641	Did I tell you that I always win at the end?	1.3492	0.05323	126	90	28	8
642	You let me win, right?	1.3490	0.04658	149	104	38	7
643	And NOW I get your ticket to next year’s Met Gala!	1.3490	0.04849	149	106	34	9
644	That's checkmate again! What are you going to do about it -- kill me?	1.3488	0.05352	129	93	27	9
645	That's mate. Time for another game?	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
646	I dare you.	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
647	Let me tell you why that was a killer move!	1.3487	0.04874	152	109	33	10
648	I’ll accept a draw.	1.3485	0.04808	132	91	36	5
649	Taxes wins again!	1.3485	0.05587	132	98	22	12
650	Hold on. That’s not how it works. I’m supposed to cheat you!	1.3481	0.04572	158	111	39	8
651	Ha! You fell for the Faustian Gambit!	1.3478	0.05310	138	101	26	11
652	Now that’s a death-defying move.	1.3478	0.05002	138	97	32	8
653	I have cancer anyway!	1.3475	0.05031	141	101	31	9
654	No, no, no, I still have time on my clock!	1.3472	0.05056	144	104	30	10
655	It was soooo worth it!	1.3469	0.04695	147	103	37	7
656	I finally beat death, only to go to work tomorrow	1.3469	0.05167	147	108	27	12
657	And no Death, I didn't cheat.	1.3468	0.05844	124	93	19	12
658	This game will be the death of me	1.3468	0.05127	124	87	31	6
659	Mate. Now, give me the sickle and no one gets hurt.	1.3468	0.05497	124	90	25	9
660	Check Mate Bitch	1.3468	0.05615	124	91	23	10
661	Checkmate. Bring Roe back.	1.3467	0.04914	150	108	32	10
662	I pick who's next. That was the deal, right?	1.3465	0.05047	127	89	32	6
663	Let's make it two out of three.	1.3465	0.05289	127	91	28	8
664	Captured your queen! How's that for grim?	1.3464	0.04381	153	105	43	5
665	Double or nothing, for the scythe!	1.3464	0.04358	179	127	42	10
666	You owe me a beer!	1.3462	0.05204	130	93	29	8
667	What do you mean, “check fate?!”	1.3462	0.05318	130	94	27	9
668	Now you're a pawn in my game!	1.3462	0.05204	130	93	29	8
669	I win again! Next time try botulism, a freak accident or something.	1.3462	0.05089	130	92	31	7
670	You may have my queen, but I have your soul.	1.3462	0.04695	156	111	36	9
671	Doesn’t matter who you are bud, this is Washington square park and I’m keeping your ten.	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
672	Game over!	1.3462	0.05204	130	93	29	8
673	You must have a death wish.	1.3459	0.04399	185	133	40	12
674	For the last time, 411 year old Polerio conquers Death . . .	1.3459	0.04779	133	92	36	5
675	Go ahead and say it. I dare you.	1.3459	0.05011	133	94	32	7
676	I see you’re trying to cheat me.	1.3457	0.04660	162	116	36	10
677	Come a little closer so I can hear you better. I could have sworn you said, "Checkmate."	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
678	Let’s play again in about 50 years.	1.3456	0.05360	136	100	25	11
679	So you'll send Elvis back!	1.3456	0.05046	136	97	31	8
680	Death slowly raised a bony middle finger	1.3453	0.05178	139	101	28	10
681	So now tell me how I can beat taxes.	1.3453	0.05277	139	102	26	11
682	Reap that #@$&!!!!	1.3453	0.05178	139	101	28	10
683	Be Not Proud!	1.3453	0.04866	139	98	34	7
684	On second thought it's two out of three."	1.3453	0.04972	139	99	32	8
685	This time it is my move.	1.3451	0.04693	142	99	37	6
686	Check mate and you can go to Hell!	1.3451	0.04798	142	100	35	7
687	Dont underestimate me, I went to film school!	1.3451	0.05293	142	105	25	12
688	Check fate,dude!	1.3446	0.05047	148	108	29	11
689	Ok, that’s game. What’s YOUR move?	1.3444	0.04976	151	109	30	11
690	Didn’t even have to cheat.	1.3443	0.05431	122	88	26	8
691	So this means I don't have to go to hell, right?	1.3442	0.04821	154	111	33	10
692	Check! So whatever happened to Max von Sydow?	1.3440	0.05691	125	93	21	11
693	You are so dead, man!	1.3440	0.05341	125	90	27	8
694	I won fair and square! Now how many lives do I get?	1.3440	0.05218	125	89	29	7
695	Win at cheese; lose at life.	1.3438	0.05810	128	97	18	13
696	I cheat death, not chess.	1.3438	0.05014	128	90	32	6
697	Death cometh not soon but late !	1.3438	0.05136	128	91	30	7
698	Come here, I'll show you what Checkmate is.	1.3435	0.05171	131	94	29	8
699	That Seals It!	1.3435	0.04939	131	92	33	6
700	Checkmate! Well played, but you lack the killer instinct.	1.3435	0.05394	131	96	25	10
701	I don't care if you think you're winning. You are out of time.	1.3435	0.04939	131	92	33	6
702	Say, want to watch an old Bergman film now?	1.3433	0.04981	134	95	32	7
703	NOW who's the destroyer of worlds?	1.3433	0.05092	134	96	30	8
704	Here I was, thinking I was just another pawn."	1.3433	0.05201	134	97	28	9
705	Bob quickly realized there are times you should let Death win.	1.3431	0.05122	137	99	29	9
706	Come a little closer and say that.	1.3431	0.05016	137	98	31	8
707	My last opponent exhibited the same irrational exuberance.	1.3431	0.05016	137	98	31	8
708	OK then, best two out of three?	1.3429	0.04838	140	99	34	7
709	... and this is move I call "Reaper Madness". Check mate!	1.3429	0.05245	140	103	26	11
710	Looks like I cheated you again old pal!	1.3429	0.04730	140	98	36	6
711	Let’s see your endgame!	1.3429	0.05147	140	102	28	10
712	Everyone falls for the Queen	1.3429	0.04620	140	97	38	5
713	Gotcha. Death be not proud.	1.3427	0.04973	143	103	31	9
714	You shouldn't have challenged me to a sudden-death match!"	1.3425	0.05091	146	107	28	11
715	Who said I play fair?	1.3423	0.04235	149	101	45	3
716	The fickle finger of checkmate.	1.3423	0.04643	149	105	37	7
717	Check Mate! Now do I get to see you naked?	1.3421	0.05206	152	114	24	14
718	You can’t visualise your way out of this one	1.3418	0.04899	158	116	30	12
719	How’s that for a do-or-die move!	1.3417	0.05487	120	87	25	8
720	Nope. I don't lose until I take my hand off.	1.3417	0.05613	120	88	23	9
721	Are you sure you can't see any boogers?	1.3416	0.04754	161	117	33	11
722	Checkmate, heaven can wait!	1.3415	0.05269	123	88	28	7
723	And you KNOW I can’t cheat you!	1.3415	0.05141	123	87	30	6
724	But coming in, I already reaped your king.	1.3415	0.05141	123	87	30	6
725	So I won.What are you gonna do? Kill me?	1.3413	0.05305	126	91	27	8
726	Would you MOVE already?? You act as if we have all the time in the world!	1.3413	0.05184	126	90	29	7
727	Aha; Checkmate! Now please lower your bony finger of death.	1.3411	0.04983	129	91	32	6
728	Checkmate! We both win.	1.3409	0.05025	132	94	31	7
729	I thought I was dead, until you made that last move.	1.3409	0.05250	132	96	27	9
730	You might take my life, but not before I take your queen.	1.3407	0.05378	135	100	24	11
731	Actually, I’m the one who brings the game to an end…	1.3406	0.05091	138	100	29	9
732	Check mate! Now what was it you wanted to talk about?	1.3406	0.04878	138	98	33	7
733	King me, sucker!	1.3404	0.05116	141	103	28	10
734	See? You CAN beat Death,after all!	1.3404	0.04809	141	99	34	7
735	It's called a Smothered Mate - no offense intended.......	1.3403	0.04844	144	103	33	8
736	Hmmm...a VERY interesting last move.	1.3403	0.04844	144	103	33	8
737	Check Mate! Go reap your grim somewhere else.	1.3403	0.05322	144	108	23	13
738	Checkmate! I get your cloak!	1.3401	0.04778	147	105	34	8
739	One more? If I win, you have to take the guy who invented comic sans instead!	1.3400	0.04900	150	109	31	10
740	You're out of time.	1.3400	0.04714	150	107	35	8
741	Nice move. Shall we raise the stakes?	1.3399	0.04366	153	106	42	5
742	One move and you're a dead man	1.3397	0.05104	156	117	25	14
743	You won an all expenses paid trip to purgatory.	1.3397	0.05022	156	116	27	13
744	Anthony cheats Death and postpones the pandemic.	1.3397	0.04501	156	110	39	7
745	I live to play again!	1.3396	0.04791	159	116	32	11
746	Checkmate! I get eternal life and the robe.	1.3396	0.05034	159	119	26	14
747	Harold's binging of Netflix series finally pays off.	1.3388	0.05321	121	87	27	7
748	Check" Looking grim my friend	1.3388	0.05190	121	86	29	6
749	How 'bout best two out of three?	1.3388	0.05696	121	90	21	10
750	Seventh Seal this!	1.3388	0.05321	121	87	27	7
751	Now get me back in my car before the crash!	1.3387	0.04564	124	84	38	2
752	OK you win, but next we play spin the bottle.	1.3387	0.05233	124	89	28	7
753	I didn't cheat and I still won!	1.3386	0.05614	127	95	21	11
754	As Steve attempted to explain the rules of castling, Death was convinced it was an attempt to cheat him.	1.3386	0.05387	127	93	25	9
755	Life wins!	1.3386	0.05027	127	90	31	6
756	Checkmate. You've run out of time!	1.3385	0.05186	130	94	28	8
757	yes, definitely a booger	1.3383	0.05325	133	98	25	10
758	Can't cheat death you say?	1.3382	0.05137	136	99	28	9
759	You're not the only expert in sudden death!	1.3382	0.04920	136	97	32	7
760	Good game! See you next week?	1.3382	0.05137	136	99	28	9
761	And they told me I couldn’t beat Death!	1.3381	0.05162	139	102	27	10
762	Checkmate!...gotta run now.	1.3381	0.04741	139	98	35	6
763	My queen got the second booster AND wears a mask to bed. Checkmate!	1.3381	0.05060	139	101	29	9
764	Hah! You're dead!	1.3381	0.04956	139	100	31	8
765	Ha! Death trap!	1.3380	0.04568	142	99	38	5
766	Checkmate! Hah! I'm going to end up with more lives than my cat!	1.3380	0.05182	142	105	26	11
767	Seat belts and the Queen's Gambit... gets you every time!	1.3380	0.05085	142	104	28	10
768	Check Mate! And now I challenge you to a game of Twister !	1.3380	0.04986	142	103	30	9
769	I won't take your bishop if you don't take my life. Deal?	1.3380	0.04986	142	103	30	9
770	You can say I cheated, Death. But I won fair and square.	1.3380	0.04568	142	99	38	5
771	Okay, how ‘bout 2 out of 3?	1.3380	0.04986	142	103	30	9
772	Okay, I'll go with you now, but you have to delete my browser history like you promised	1.3380	0.05085	142	104	28	10
773	Do you really think you can cheat death?	1.3379	0.04915	145	105	31	9
774	There! I told you I could get away without a mask.	1.3377	0.04918	151	113	26	12
775	Ingmar Bergman taught me that move.	1.3374	0.04704	163	119	33	11
776	You didn't think I've seen that Bergman movie too, did you?	1.3373	0.04723	166	122	32	12
777	Queen me, Bitch!	1.3362	0.05468	116	84	25	7
778	Double or nothing? You already owe me 100 years!	1.3362	0.05329	116	83	27	6
779	Check mate, Grim Reaper!	1.3362	0.05329	116	83	27	6
780	And that’s the last anyone ever heard from Chester “Chess” Chesterton.	1.3361	0.05505	119	87	24	8
781	I'm the dead man?	1.3361	0.04961	119	83	32	4
782	Got your nose!	1.3361	0.05102	119	84	30	5
783	That's checkmate! OK, hand over the cloak Senator McConnell.	1.3361	0.05411	122	89	25	8
784	You always fall for the sacrifice!	1.3360	0.05321	125	91	26	8
785	So now who gets the last laugh!	1.3360	0.04944	125	88	32	5
786	If this move upsets you, I'll take it back.	1.3359	0.05038	131	94	30	7
787	Oh yeah you do have something between your teeth!	1.3359	0.05376	131	97	23	10
788	Ha! Most people wouldn't be caught dead making a move this obvious!	1.3359	0.05038	131	94	30	7
789	Little did Steve know this was the first chess game in history that was about to end in sudden death.	1.3358	0.05396	134	100	23	11
790	By promoting this pawn to another knight, I now control all four horsemen.	1.3358	0.05184	134	98	27	9
791	And I cheated!	1.3358	0.05074	134	97	29	8
792	You know you're statistically less likely to win when you choose black."	1.3358	0.04731	134	94	35	5
793	We're both winning!	1.3358	0.04890	137	98	32	7
794	Call that the grim weeper!	1.3358	0.04999	137	99	30	8
795	I'll be damned. I won again!	1.3357	0.04713	140	99	35	6
796	As you can see, I will live on forever through my NFTs	1.3357	0.05230	140	104	25	11
797	OK, you win the first one. How about we make it best-of-seven?	1.3357	0.05055	143	105	28	10
798	Do I have time to call my estate planner before this move?	1.3357	0.04754	143	102	34	7
799	That bought some time.	1.3356	0.04724	149	107	34	8
800	Wait. Let’s do two out of three.	1.3355	0.04755	152	110	33	9
801	Can't wait to tell everyone I just beat death!	1.3354	0.04822	161	119	30	12
802	I can’t cheat you, but I can beat you. Checkmate!	1.3354	0.04990	164	124	25	15
803	Your time’s up!	1.3333	0.04830	132	96	29	7
804	Checkmate! Now that you have a moment, let's talk about our Lord and Saviour.	1.3333	0.05120	123	88	29	6
805	Don’t be a sore sport. It’s just a silly game of chess—it’s not life or…well, never mind.	1.3333	0.05120	123	88	29	6
806	I'm not cheating, death.	1.3333	0.04792	141	101	33	7
807	You were better in the movie!	1.3333	0.05006	132	95	30	7
808	Checkmate! As the loser, you've agreed to come to the children's Halloween party next week. Right?	1.3333	0.05374	123	89	25	8
809	Who’s dead now?	1.3333	0.05429	117	85	25	7
810	How about two out of three?	1.3333	0.05164	126	91	28	7
811	I didn't take my finger off it yet.	1.3333	0.04828	144	104	32	8
812	I kill at Chess!	1.3333	0.04932	114	79	32	3
813	Come on,I dare you!	1.3333	0.04928	144	105	30	9
814	NOT SO FAST, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE GAME, NOT THE END GAME	1.3333	0.04781	126	88	34	4
815	And I didn’t even have to cheat, Death!	1.3333	0.05341	132	98	24	10
816	Hey! Did you just let me win?	1.3333	0.06188	114	88	14	12
817	Already under indictment by the SEC and with no soul left to lose, Smith was able to play a fearless game of chess.	1.3333	0.05634	126	95	20	11
818	I’d like to talk about your car’s extended warranty.	1.3333	0.05717	120	89	20	10
819	I may have a death wish	1.3333	0.04769	132	93	34	5
820	I hope it’s not checkmate for both of us.	1.3313	0.04527	163	118	36	9
821	No, no, see, the little horsie moves like THIS...	1.3312	0.04424	154	109	39	6
822	And they said playing you was a suicide mission."	1.3311	0.04766	151	110	32	9
823	...and this one's called the "Fool's Gambit!	1.3310	0.04996	145	107	28	10
824	You just can't take the Queen, can you?	1.3310	0.04868	142	103	31	8
825	Hah, so whose the grim reaper now!	1.3309	0.04938	139	101	30	8
826	A rematch in Samarrah? Sure!	1.3309	0.04831	139	100	32	7
827	Go ahead 2022, make your move.	1.3309	0.05224	136	101	25	10
828	it’s called cheating	1.3308	0.05088	133	97	28	8
829	I cheated, which means I've cheated death!	1.3308	0.04931	130	93	31	6
830	And THAT’S my dying wish.	1.3308	0.04809	130	92	33	5
831	Checkmate, and giving me the finger will do nothing for your reputation.	1.3308	0.04931	130	93	31	6
832	See you in hell	1.3308	0.05503	130	98	21	11
833	There! Now stop global warming.	1.3307	0.05368	127	94	24	9
834	Done in by that pale horse you rode in on	1.3307	0.05007	127	91	30	6
835	Go fuck yourself	1.3306	0.05337	124	91	25	8
836	Ah Ha! And they said you can't be beat...	1.3306	0.05213	124	90	27	7
837	Sit down Doug! It’s still my move.	1.3306	0.05213	124	90	27	7
838	Ha! Checkmate number three! Now get your ass over to the Supreme Court.	1.3306	0.05299	121	88	26	7
839	How much time do I have to gloat?	1.3304	0.05344	115	81	26	6
840	Checkmate, but I'm losing either way.	1.3304	0.05051	115	81	30	4
841	I was told I would be playing Death, not Brain Death.	1.3304	0.05866	112	84	19	9
842	See how it feels?	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
843	Sudden Death -- Karma's a bitch!	1.3291	0.05193	158	122	20	16
844	Your final move may be checkmate. But it'll really be your final move.	1.3291	0.04872	158	118	28	12
845	I live for this	1.3289	0.05079	149	112	25	12
846	I just had a multi-vitamin, a kombucha and a COVID booster. Check mate!	1.3288	0.04871	146	107	30	9
847	Immortality or nothing?	1.3287	0.04736	143	103	33	7
848	I haven't taken my hand off yet!	1.3286	0.05407	140	107	20	13
849	You shouldn’t spend all your time getting rid of your bishops.	1.3286	0.05213	140	105	24	11
850	What did I win?	1.3285	0.04703	137	100	30	7
851	Checkmate, Loser!	1.3285	0.04981	137	100	29	8
852	Checkmate! OK now taxes are next . . .	1.3285	0.05394	137	104	21	12
853	Now you're going to go through five stages...	1.3284	0.05378	134	101	22	11
854	Your move, old man.	1.3284	0.05056	134	98	28	8
855	I know it looks grim,but until I take my hand off the piece,you can’t make a move.	1.3282	0.04900	131	94	31	6
856	Yeah, I cheated. What are you going to do about it?	1.3282	0.05358	131	98	23	10
857	Ha! I did it! I outsmarted death!	1.3282	0.05358	131	98	23	10
858	Ha! Who delivers death now?	1.3282	0.04900	131	94	31	6
859	Some people say you can’t beat death, but I just did	1.3282	0.05466	131	99	21	11
860	Sure, I've beaten Death, but I would've preferred doing it in the game of Life.	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
861	And that's how you win.	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
862	Now, do I get three wishes?	1.3281	0.04849	128	91	32	5
863	Told you a few cigarrettes and those extra burguers wouldn’t be the death of me	1.3281	0.05096	128	93	28	7
864	I win! Now we’re in sudden death.	1.3280	0.05301	125	92	25	8
865	Who knew all this excitement would give me chest pain?	1.3280	0.05421	125	93	23	9
866	Check mate! Don't cry now, grim weeper.	1.3280	0.05178	125	91	27	7
867	In your fa... oh, no, wait, you don’t have one	1.3280	0.05051	125	90	29	6
868	I think it’s just a piece of broccoli.	1.3280	0.05051	125	90	29	6
869	This cloak really itches, Steve. Next time use some fabric softener.	1.3280	0.05178	125	91	27	7
870	Ahh, but I haven't lifted my hand off the piece yet, have I?	1.3279	0.04861	122	86	32	4
871	I’m guessing you choose black?	1.3279	0.05390	122	90	24	8
872	And they said our match would last an eternity.	1.3277	0.05352	119	87	25	7
873	`Sure he wasn't the most fun playing partner but the Reaper knew a few lethal moves.	1.3277	0.05612	119	89	21	9
874	Not checkmate--check out.	1.3277	0.05079	119	85	29	5
875	You’re kind of a dramatic loser.	1.3277	0.04936	119	84	31	4
876	Aha! Gotcha! The "Death Gambit"	1.3276	0.05714	116	87	20	9
877	Looks like I won't be passant today!	1.3276	0.05306	116	84	26	6
878	Chutzpah at the End of Time.	1.3274	0.05250	113	81	27	5
879	Oh yeah? Check your heartbeat, mate.	1.3274	0.05097	113	80	29	4
880	That’s a perpetual check! So, I got a few more years, right?	1.3274	0.05097	113	80	29	4
881	This is probably a terrible move I will regret, but checkmate!	1.3274	0.05399	113	82	25	6
882	Who said you could leave?	1.3273	0.05792	110	82	20	8
883	You’re Dead	1.3265	0.04938	147	109	28	10
884	Nice move, but now it’s time for your endgame.	1.3264	0.04811	144	105	31	8
885	I play for fun, not life or death.	1.3262	0.04557	141	100	36	5
886	Your King's soul in exchange for mine.	1.3262	0.04667	141	101	34	6
887	Rematch next week in Samarra	1.3261	0.05056	138	102	27	9
888	Checkmate....Now gimme the scythe	1.3259	0.05344	135	102	22	11
889	You should have stuck to Monopoly.	1.3258	0.05323	132	99	23	10
890	Check-mort!	1.3258	0.04869	132	95	31	6
891	We’ll, now. That was a real treat. Game of a lifetime I’d say.	1.3258	0.05101	132	97	27	8
892	I think I just cheated Death!	1.3256	0.05181	129	95	26	8
893	Go ahead and make my day	1.3256	0.05181	129	95	26	8
894	On second thought,may I take my last move back?	1.3256	0.05297	129	96	24	9
895	So for every piece I win, you take off an article of clothing!	1.3256	0.05181	129	95	26	8
896	Yeah, the games up. I win.	1.3256	0.04818	129	92	32	5
897	See, I didn’t need the vaccine!	1.3256	0.05410	129	97	22	10
898	Ha, I won without cheating death!	1.3254	0.05018	126	91	29	6
899	Checkmate! Remember, it's a metaphor for LIFE!	1.3254	0.05501	126	95	21	10
900	Come on, be a sport -- two out of three!	1.3252	0.05353	123	90	24	8
901	Checkmate. See you in heaven!	1.3252	0.05476	123	92	22	9
902	Hah! Checkmate. Read	1.3252	0.05476	123	92	22	9
903	You can't defy your way out of this one, Death!	1.3252	0.05097	123	89	28	6
904	Come a little bit closer----you`re my kind of man!	1.3250	0.04903	120	85	31	4
905	TAKE THA..AA..aa..a....	1.3250	0.05044	120	86	29	5
906	Take your hand off my knight, and stop giving me the finger.	1.3250	0.05696	120	91	19	10
907	Your Fact Checkers didn't tell you that I hold the title of GRAND MASTER?	1.3248	0.05126	117	84	28	5
908	That was your last mistake	1.3248	0.05268	117	85	26	6
909	I'm just gonna put your king right back here...we good?	1.3246	0.05359	114	83	25	6
910	I'll do whatever it takes to win - even if it kills me	1.3246	0.05212	114	82	27	5
911	this is why I like rock paper scissors	1.3246	0.05359	114	83	25	6
912	I won! Ha! Ha! !	1.3243	0.05888	111	84	18	9
913	Actually, if you had let me win........	1.3243	0.05302	111	80	26	5
914	You will discover that I am a poor loser!	1.3243	0.05454	111	81	24	6
915	Checkmate! I keep my soul, but more importantly now you have to tell me how all your bones stay together.	1.3243	0.05888	111	84	18	9
916	So you really CAN cheat death.	1.3241	0.04882	145	107	29	9
917	First it was 2 out of 3. Then 4 out of 5. You're such a sore loser.	1.3241	0.05858	108	81	19	8
918	Didn't see the movie, did you?	1.3241	0.05708	108	80	21	7
919	Hey, there's no cheating here, death!	1.3237	0.05025	139	103	27	9
920	Things are looking grim for you after I make this move.	1.3237	0.04920	139	102	29	8
921	Held in check by a Bishop, yet again.	1.3237	0.04920	139	102	29	8
922	Just one game. C’mon, live a little!	1.3235	0.04654	136	97	34	5
923	I won the battle, but you'll win the war.	1.3235	0.04769	136	98	32	6
924	I will give you one move and you better think carefully if it’s really worth it.	1.3233	0.05068	133	98	27	8
925	Checkmate! Let's play again 30 years from now.	1.3231	0.05262	130	97	24	9
926	Not so grim now, are we Mr. Reaper?	1.3231	0.05147	130	96	26	8
927	Are you sure? I get grim when I lose!	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
928	And this piece here can only move diagonally!	1.3228	0.05109	127	93	27	7
929	Ah, your last good move!	1.3228	0.05109	127	93	27	7
930	Read ‘em and weep, Reap!	1.3228	0.04728	127	90	33	4
931	Todd saves The Queen.	1.3228	0.05230	127	94	25	8
932	Look at me. Am I someone you really want to piss off?	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
933	Hope you are not a sore loser.	1.3226	0.04932	124	89	30	5
934	I guess you can beat death.	1.3226	0.04188	155	109	42	4
935	And I won my suit against the IRS too!	1.3226	0.05063	124	90	28	6
936	Do you really think you won?	1.3226	0.05063	124	90	28	6
937	Taxes for the win!	1.3226	0.04478	155	112	36	7
938	Remember, I can end this in one move too.	1.3226	0.05557	124	94	20	10
939	And I got today's Wordle in two guesses.	1.3223	0.04869	121	86	31	4
940	Uh-oh.	1.3223	0.05277	121	89	25	7
941	Charlie Daniels ain’t got nuthin on me!	1.3223	0.05277	121	89	25	7
942	That makes two out of three. I get Sparky, the dog my parents said went to live on a farm, back, and I get your cloak.	1.3223	0.05532	121	91	21	9
943	Pssst.. I always win, Jerry.	1.3220	0.05367	118	87	24	7
944	Pale horse to C7. Mate in three. As you sow, so shall you....	1.3217	0.05174	115	83	27	5
945	Check MATE... Hah, gotcha! Opps, sorry about taking your index finger ... I'll help you look for it. Guess it happens frequently, eh?	1.3217	0.05733	115	87	19	9
946	I don’t care how many times you’ve seen the Seventh Seal. I still win!	1.3217	0.05599	115	86	21	8
947	What say we play again for eternal life?	1.3217	0.05174	115	83	27	5
948	Okay; this time it’s for sudden death.	1.3217	0.05024	115	82	29	4
949	Check mate! That’s my bucket list!	1.3217	0.05119	143	108	24	11
950	I'm having the game of my life.	1.3214	0.05096	140	105	25	10
951	I beat Death!	1.3214	0.05413	112	82	24	6
952	Now give Grandma back.	1.3214	0.05413	112	82	24	6
953	Bet you didn't see that coming! Funny you should mention that....	1.3214	0.05262	112	81	26	5
954	Now can we go to Waffle House?	1.3214	0.04784	140	102	31	7
955	Checkmate! You’re coming back to life.	1.3214	0.04890	140	103	29	8
956	Do they seriously not have The Queens Gambit where you come from?	1.3214	0.05262	112	81	26	5
957	Best 24,962,048 out of 49,924,095?	1.3214	0.05560	112	83	22	7
958	Check This	1.3211	0.05512	109	80	23	6
959	Not today!	1.3211	0.05355	109	79	25	5
960	Ha! Think you got me, huh?	1.3211	0.05028	109	77	29	3
961	I don't fear the reaper today, mate!	1.3209	0.04808	134	97	31	6
962	Remember, best out of 4,874, 984 games before we leave.	1.3209	0.05036	134	99	27	8
963	Stale mate! I live.	1.3209	0.05254	134	101	23	10
964	I thought the end game was your thing?	1.3209	0.04444	134	94	37	3
965	The game moves a lot slower in Sweden huh?	1.3208	0.05615	106	78	22	6
966	Let's switch to checkers.	1.3208	0.05773	106	79	20	7
967	Wanna do rock paper scissors next?	1.3206	0.04879	131	95	30	6
968	Haha I told you I’d kill you in this game!	1.3206	0.05338	131	99	22	10
969	And's that why you don't come to Washington square park to collect a soul!	1.3206	0.05227	131	98	24	9
970	Um, king me?	1.3206	0.05338	131	99	22	10
971	Still haven't mastered life's gambit, eh?	1.3200	0.05400	125	94	22	9
972	You have won but at a cost.	1.3200	0.05029	125	91	28	6
973	I won't regret. Over my dead body!	1.3197	0.04628	147	107	33	7
974	Checkmate! but you win.	1.3197	0.04728	147	108	31	8
975	Hate to break it to you: your time is out.	1.3197	0.04694	122	86	33	3
976	Checkmate...and all I can say is, death becomes you!	1.3197	0.04975	122	88	29	5
977	Hah! 1-1; next game is Sudden Death!	1.3197	0.05368	122	91	23	8
978	…And you owe me ten bucks!	1.3197	0.04548	122	85	35	2
979	Alright that’s checkmate now give me my cloak back.	1.3197	0.04975	122	88	29	5
980	Huzzah! I'll be having that scythe then.	1.3191	0.04755	141	103	31	7
981	It turns out that I can cheat you!	1.3190	0.05557	116	87	21	8
982	Well, of course I know you can't cheat death. Why?	1.3188	0.04712	138	100	32	6
983	Losing is worse than death for me.	1.3188	0.04712	138	100	32	6
984	Ha! Checkmate. You may win in the end, but I win NOW.	1.3186	0.05659	113	85	20	8
985	It's called checkmate. Or if you prefer, sudden death.	1.3186	0.05518	113	84	22	7
986	You won, but now you lose	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
987	Checkmate! Who says you always win?	1.3185	0.05221	135	102	23	10
988	I win again! See you in another 30 years.	1.3185	0.05114	135	101	25	9
989	I told you you’d be dead meat	1.3182	0.05314	110	80	25	5
990	Predictable strategy, Mr. One-Shroud-Fits-All!	1.3178	0.04795	129	93	31	5
991	Perhaps you should consider that "Winning" may be relative today Steve	1.3178	0.05276	129	97	23	9
992	Keep playing like that big boy and I’ll let you have your dog back	1.3178	0.05879	107	81	18	8
993	And mate! Play you again, double or nothing.	1.3178	0.05879	107	81	18	8
994	I'll make sure it is OK for you.	1.3178	0.05245	107	77	26	4
995	Uh, read my lips: You timed out.	1.3175	0.04867	126	91	30	5
996	Check and mate. Now, strip.	1.3175	0.04995	126	92	28	6
997	If you touch me there's no rematch.	1.3175	0.04734	126	90	32	4
998	You may have an eternity, but I have to be back at work by 1.	1.3175	0.05121	126	93	26	7
999	Can't help it, but the devil made me do it!!	1.3175	0.04995	126	92	28	6
1000	What d'ya say we raise the stakes?	1.3175	0.05243	126	94	24	8
1001	Death says, "Be Not Proud."	1.3171	0.05330	123	92	23	8
1002	Looks like we both lose.	1.3171	0.04663	123	87	33	3
1003	Checkmate is actually the biggest gambit you could make right now.	1.3171	0.04518	123	86	35	2
1004	That’s called a ‘bingo’ which means I win and you have to take my mother-in-law!	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
1005	I'm going to live forever!	1.3167	0.05019	120	87	28	5
1006	Ha! It's not over until I take my hand off the piece! I'm immortal!	1.3167	0.04731	120	85	32	3
1007	Democracy’s last move.	1.3167	0.05156	120	88	26	5
1008	Okay, I captured one of your men so you have to take off an article of clothing.	1.3165	0.05109	139	105	24	10
1009	Do I really ever win?	1.3165	0.04901	139	103	28	8
1010	Now I understand why mortality rates have been declining.	1.3162	0.05648	117	89	19	9
1011	Easier than when I played the IRS!	1.3162	0.05242	117	86	25	6
1012	Check! Wait!	1.3158	0.04934	133	98	28	7
1013	You should try the white pieces some time.	1.3158	0.05476	114	85	22	7
1014	Checkmate! That's 30 extra years! Blitz you for 10 more?"	1.3158	0.05033	114	82	28	4
1015	Checkmate! Now let's go for taxes.	1.3158	0.05616	114	86	20	8
1016	Actually you lose, as you will soon learn.	1.3158	0.05048	133	99	26	8
1017	What are the odds?!	1.3154	0.04476	149	108	35	6
1018	So, no taxes either?	1.3154	0.04770	149	111	29	9
1019	How about double or nothing in Monopoly?	1.3154	0.05241	130	98	23	9
1020	I'm checking in, not checking out!	1.3154	0.05126	130	97	25	8
1021	How's that for the Kiss of Death, mate	1.3154	0.05009	130	96	27	7
1022	This is how he mocks death.	1.3153	0.05116	111	80	27	4
1023	Checkmate n Checkout	1.3153	0.05427	111	82	23	6
1024	You're so New York!	1.3153	0.05576	111	83	21	7
1025	Ah! Checkmate Death! The IRS will be next.	1.3153	0.05576	111	83	21	7
1026	Call it a draw?	1.3151	0.04533	146	106	34	6
1027	Death always gets the last move.	1.3151	0.04737	146	108	30	8
1028	That’s life!	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
1029	That's a risk I'm willing to take. Checkmate.	1.3150	0.04704	127	91	32	4
1030	Certain...Ha. Next I beat Taxes.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
1031	I beg your pardon, but technically speaking, it is called an attack--not a kill.	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
1032	Ever see this move in Georgia?	1.3148	0.05035	108	77	28	3
1033	That gives me an idea! I'll be Connery, you'll be Von Sydow, and we'll call it The 007th Seal.	1.3148	0.05831	108	82	18	8
1034	Check mate. Now go get Kasparov.	1.3148	0.05527	108	80	22	6
1035	That’s not a bishop, my friend, that’s an Infinity Stone!	1.3148	0.05527	108	80	22	6
1036	Checkmate, now kill me.	1.3148	0.05035	108	77	28	3
1037	No one watches art house cinema anymore, my dude!	1.3148	0.05368	108	79	24	5
1038	Yes my name is Junior, Bobby Fischer Jr!	1.3148	0.05204	108	78	26	4
1039	Now I can finally get back to zero excercise, smoking a pack a day, and binge eating cannolis while watching seinfed reruns.	1.3147	0.04803	143	106	29	8
1040	And you can take the knight off!	1.3145	0.05039	124	91	27	6
1041	You never said I couldn’t BEAT death.	1.3145	0.05416	124	94	21	9
1042	Yahtzee!	1.3143	0.05466	105	77	23	5
1043	...and that is how you cheat death!	1.3143	0.04543	140	101	34	5
1044	And THAT makes binging every episode of Queen's Gambit so worthwhile!	1.3143	0.05631	105	78	21	6
1045	It's looking pretty grim for you!	1.3143	0.05120	105	75	27	3
1046	I'm not the queen and this is no gambit.	1.3140	0.04984	121	88	28	5
1047	I CAN cheat death!	1.3140	0.04984	121	88	28	5
1048	Some would call this move suicidal, I call it a work-avoidance tactic.	1.3140	0.05509	121	92	20	9
1049	Hey, no cheating.	1.3139	0.04832	137	101	29	7
1050	Hey, bud, I got one word for you: Listerine!	1.3137	0.05908	102	77	18	7
1051	I haven’t beaten taxes yet, but I’ve beaten you, Death!”	1.3137	0.05210	102	73	26	3
1052	My time is not up!	1.3137	0.05210	102	73	26	3
1053	Last week, Taxes didn’t see that coming, either!	1.3136	0.05476	118	89	21	8
1054	you took abortion, now I take the welfare of women	1.3136	0.05205	118	87	25	6
1055	The Death's Gambit	1.3134	0.04787	134	98	30	6
1056	Your move!	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
1057	Welcome to the new dark ages, where no move you make can save you.	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
1058	Checkmate! That means I win, right......?	1.3130	0.05574	115	87	20	8
1059	Don't look so grim, it's only a game.	1.3130	0.04608	131	94	33	4
1060	The only think better than cheating Death is to checkmate him.	1.3125	0.05533	112	84	21	7
1061	Ha! I WIN! Yea, that's right just run back to the underworld like last time."	1.3125	0.04673	128	92	32	4
1062	That's one helluva poker face you've got!"	1.3125	0.04774	144	107	29	8
1063	Go ahead, you're still going to die...	1.3125	0.04929	128	94	28	6
1064	Rematch? I have time to kill.	1.3125	0.04929	128	94	28	6
1065	Laugh now, but I will get you in the end.	1.3125	0.05677	112	85	19	8
1066	Hah! You took your finger off! Checkmate! Game, set and death match.	1.3125	0.05078	112	81	27	4
1067	No, not my queen! Take me instead!	1.3125	0.05234	112	82	25	5
1068	Two out of three ain’t bad but the third one’s a killer	1.3120	0.05005	125	92	27	6
1069	Checkmate! So this is why so many people have near-death experiences.	1.3119	0.05930	109	84	16	9
1070	You kill my king, I kill you.	1.3119	0.04824	109	77	30	2
1071	Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line ...	1.3119	0.05636	109	82	20	7
1072	Checkmate! Now, can you also get me out of jury duty?	1.3115	0.05216	122	91	24	7
1073	Checkmate again! Now I want you to kill my ex-wife Sharon.	1.3115	0.05344	122	92	22	8
1074	Have it your way! I will pry your King from your cold dead fingers.	1.3113	0.05080	106	76	27	3
1075	And that, is MY death move on you!!!	1.3113	0.05586	106	79	21	6
1076	not check out!, check out! - Checkmate! Checkmate!	1.3113	0.05423	106	78	23	5
1077	Don't be discouraged. Nobody died.	1.3113	0.05586	106	79	21	6
1078	Checkmate. Game over. No??	1.3113	0.05586	106	79	21	6
1079	Now, this life insurance plan I was trying to tell you about	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
1080	Take all the time that you need.	1.3111	0.04757	135	99	30	6
1081	You chose poorly.	1.3109	0.05028	119	87	27	5
1082	Checkmate! Now make me immortal!	1.3109	0.05303	119	89	23	7
1083	I'll bet you DID see that one coming.	1.3109	0.05436	119	90	21	8
1084	Argh!!!! Next time we play Battleship, Mr Kasparov	1.3107	0.05694	103	77	20	6
1085	Checkmate! Play again in 100 years?	1.3106	0.05228	132	103	18	11
1086	Maybe you will do better at our next encounter."	1.3106	0.04825	132	97	29	6
1087	You know what happens when the game is over?	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
1088	It's been a looong game!	1.3103	0.05254	116	86	24	6
1089	#	1.3103	0.04649	116	82	32	2
1090	Can I take back that last move?	1.3103	0.04807	116	83	30	3
1091	I may not be able to cheat death, but I can sure checkmate you.	1.3103	0.05395	116	87	22	7
1092	Short lived victory	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
1093	But I said "checkmate!"	1.3103	0.04961	116	84	28	4
1094	Soo, what’s my prize?	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
1095	Surprising and brilliant. But, you're still dead.	1.3103	0.05395	116	87	22	7
1096	Checkmate! I want Fluffy back NOW!	1.3101	0.05255	129	98	22	9
1097	Take another look. You sure you want to make that move?	1.3100	0.05260	100	72	25	3
1098	No more variants!	1.3100	0.05260	100	72	25	3
1099	Would it really kill you to lose a game every now and then?	1.3100	0.05260	100	72	25	3
1100	Checkmate! Ingmar owes me 10 bucks!	1.3100	0.05260	100	72	25	3
1101	You reap what you sow!	1.3097	0.05195	113	83	25	5
1102	Queen takes horsey!	1.3097	0.05195	113	83	25	5
1103	Wow! That's checkmate in our sudden death playoff!	1.3097	0.05491	113	85	21	7
1104	Move already. I don't have all night.	1.3097	0.05907	113	88	15	10
1105	I bet you didn't think I could cheat you	1.3095	0.04972	126	93	27	6
1106	I just beat Death! Another game?	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
1107	Ha, checkmate! I live!	1.3091	0.05739	110	84	18	8
1108	Checkmate! Next up: Taxes.	1.3091	0.05285	110	81	24	5
1109	Yes Senator, that move gets you closer.	1.3091	0.05739	110	84	18	8
1110	Endgame	1.3091	0.05441	110	82	22	6
1111	Dwayne’s Cinderella run would ultimately end with an unfortunate semifinals matchup with Taxes.	1.3091	0.05285	110	81	24	5
1112	Check mate! Let’s do this again before I go.	1.3089	0.05049	123	91	26	6
1113	Look at my face, Walt. It…just…doesn’t…matter.	1.3089	0.05180	123	92	24	7
1114	I'm gonna live forever!	1.3089	0.05049	123	91	26	6
1115	Let me guess -- you want best two out of three?	1.3089	0.05049	123	91	26	6
1116	I win, and I cheated death.	1.3084	0.05213	107	78	25	4
1117	No need to be vulgar just because you lost.	1.3084	0.05541	107	80	21	6
1118	Ha! Checkmate! Fool! I watched ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ AND read the book!	1.3084	0.05541	107	80	21	6
1119	Ha!Thought you had me!	1.3083	0.04992	120	88	27	5
1120	Check. I live.	1.3083	0.05265	120	90	23	7
1121	Yes! I beat death... before I died.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
1122	Checkmate again! I told you I play better without a mask on.	1.3083	0.04992	120	88	27	5
1123	Best out of seven?	1.3083	0.04992	120	88	27	5
1124	Bergman is an idiot!	1.3083	0.05248	133	102	21	10
1125	Checkmate! You're dead.	1.3077	0.04925	117	85	27	4
1126	Eternity is mine!	1.3077	0.05479	104	77	22	5
1127	You really kill at this game!	1.3077	0.05479	104	77	22	5
1128	Do I have something in my teeth?	1.3077	0.05479	104	77	22	5
1129	Two shots,two boosters,sucker!	1.3077	0.05810	104	79	18	7
1130	Mate! Now you can go to hell!	1.3077	0.05355	117	88	22	7
1131	Yes,but you have an appointment in Samaria this afternoon	1.3077	0.04741	130	95	30	5
1132	You move proved to be fatal.	1.3077	0.05073	117	86	26	5
1133	Don't cheat me!	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
1134	I can’t believe I have defeated death again!	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
1135	Bad move you idiot! Haven’t you seen “The Queens Gambit”?	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
1136	Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to finish picking up that quarter in the street.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	28	5
1137	I win, right?	1.3071	0.04678	127	92	31	4
1138	You can cheat on taxes, but Death always wins	1.3071	0.05185	127	96	23	8
1139	Betcha didn't see THAT coming!	1.3070	0.05004	114	83	27	4
1140	Didn’t see it coming, huh?	1.3070	0.05305	114	85	23	6
1141	You can try to win	1.3070	0.05449	114	86	21	7
1142	You really shouldn’t insist on being the black pieces.	1.3069	0.05583	101	75	21	5
1143	No way! We can't possibly have reached the endgame yet.	1.3069	0.05758	101	76	19	6
1144	You're right, Mr. Wilkens; it is checkmate. And you're also right: that is you last move	1.3069	0.05927	101	76	17	7
1145	Checkmate Death. I win again. Back to Hell you go, for all Eternity.	1.3069	0.06092	101	78	15	8
1146	My name is Max, not Antonius. Checkmate!	1.3069	0.05403	101	74	23	4
1147	Checkmate. True, but you lose nonetheless.	1.3069	0.05583	101	75	21	5
1148	You take my life, I take your queen. Call it even	1.3069	0.04822	101	71	29	1
1149	You can take the Queen, but not my soul.	1.3066	0.04464	137	99	34	4
1150	Checkmate! Now, I get to be Death.	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
1151	We started this game when you were 5,Billy.	1.3065	0.05393	124	95	20	9
1152	You may want to reconsider your eagerness to beat me.	1.3065	0.04746	124	90	30	4
1153	Check-Mate, Mr. Putin.	1.3063	0.05086	111	81	26	4
1154	Checkmate, your mom's dead.	1.3063	0.05399	111	83	22	6
1155	No, you win by staying alive!	1.3063	0.05245	111	82	24	5
1156	Check! Or is it Check out?	1.3063	0.05399	111	83	22	6
1157	That'll teach ya to stop pick'en your nose and pay attention.	1.3061	0.06223	98	76	14	8
1158	Because I could not stop for Death, I got checkmate in three.	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1159	Ha! We CAN cheat!	1.3058	0.04522	121	86	33	2
1160	Check! Your odds are looking rather grim	1.3058	0.05228	121	91	23	7
1161	You’d better play the game of your life.	1.3058	0.04671	121	87	31	3
1162	Ha! If only defeating taxes were so easy!	1.3058	0.04958	121	89	27	5
1163	Been waiting a lifetime for that, mate!	1.3056	0.05172	108	79	25	4
1164	Bad news, I'm a sore loser.	1.3056	0.05337	108	80	23	5
1165	It’s my move.	1.3056	0.05337	108	80	23	5
1166	I usually point, but in this case I'm giving you the finger!	1.3051	0.05178	118	88	24	6
1167	And I did it without cheating death!	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
1168	The Queen's Gambit pays off again! And flipping me off won't change the outcome, you're dead to me.	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
1169	Why so Grim, Reaper?	1.3051	0.04890	118	86	28	4
1170	Careful. Your next move could be your last.	1.3048	0.05263	105	77	24	4
1171	Boosted!	1.3048	0.05600	105	79	20	6
1172	Checkmate! How about 2 out of 3?	1.3043	0.05119	115	85	25	5
1173	Stick to wordle.	1.3043	0.05119	115	85	25	5
1174	That’s great Harry, but I never said for how long.	1.3043	0.05119	115	85	25	5
1175	A grim move Reaper; checkmate.	1.3040	0.05233	125	95	22	8
1176	That ties it - shall we make it sudden death?	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
1177	Your endgame is too predictable.	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
1178	Check yes, mate no!	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
1179	❞These moves are just killing me.❞	1.3040	0.04504	125	92	29	4
1180	No, my son, you may win the game called chess, but never the one called life.	1.3039	0.05536	102	76	21	5
1181	I guess I still have to pay taxes	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
1182	Have pay off my college loan.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1183	I almost mistook your fingertip for a pawn.	1.3039	0.05536	102	76	21	5
1184	You looked good at the Met Gala.	1.3039	0.05877	102	78	17	7
1185	What does you being a bad loser have to do with visiting me again?	1.3039	0.04983	102	73	27	2
1186	Check mate eh?...ever heard the term Phyrric victory?	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1187	Lucky for you, this death is only figurative.	1.3039	0.05174	102	74	25	3
1188	Looks like you’re doing my taxes.	1.3037	0.05073	135	103	23	9
1189	Ha! You took your finger off. That move is dead!	1.3036	0.05048	112	82	26	4
1190	Checkmate! Now make me a bluesman!	1.3036	0.05649	112	86	18	8
1191	I must warn you, I can be a bit of a sore loser	1.3034	0.04827	145	110	26	9
1192	You should know better than me about en passant.	1.3033	0.04784	122	89	29	4
1193	I strategized while you picked your nose.	1.3033	0.04923	122	90	27	5
1194	Maybe Living Chess is more your thing.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1195	In the end, I always win!	1.3030	0.05824	99	75	18	6
1196	Checkmate! Now hand over the sickle..	1.3030	0.05266	99	72	24	3
1197	Hah! That's check and mate	1.3030	0.05266	99	72	24	3
1198	That gesture aptly describes your predicament.	1.3028	0.05132	109	80	25	4
1199	This is payback for taking my beagle when I was ten years old.	1.3028	0.05607	109	83	19	7
1200	Ok. Not bad. Best two out of three? Double or nothing? Fiddle contest?	1.3028	0.05295	109	81	23	5
1201	You mean you don’t want me to spare you?	1.3028	0.05132	109	80	25	4
1202	I haven’t watched “The Seventh Seal” 25 times for nothing!	1.3025	0.05277	119	90	22	7
1203	Think you're the only one knows "The Seventh Seal"?	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
1204	BAM! Checkmate! An immortal game!	1.3025	0.05411	119	91	20	8
1205	What, you actually believed me when I said my bishop wouldn't be a threat in that position?	1.3025	0.05000	119	88	26	5
1206	I just kicked your bony ass!	1.3023	0.05347	129	100	19	10
1207	Die, Bitch!	1.3021	0.05758	96	72	19	5
1208	Okay you won, see you later	1.3021	0.06127	96	74	15	7
1209	That is checkmate, again!	1.3021	0.06127	96	74	15	7
1210	Wait, let's do best out of three	1.3019	0.05221	106	78	24	4
1211	So.... You think that's funny....do you???	1.3019	0.05555	106	80	20	6
1212	Yes, that’s a wonderful Rookie play	1.3019	0.05221	106	78	24	4
1213	Time to check out, mate.	1.3019	0.05714	106	81	18	7
1214	His final moments were victorious.	1.3019	0.05046	106	77	26	3
1215	How about a round of sudden death after this? Time permitting, naturally...	1.3019	0.05555	106	80	20	6
1216	Checkmate, mate! Play again?	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
1217	Checkmate, I won. ! It's your turn to take off a hood.	1.3017	0.04617	116	83	31	2
1218	Let's pretend I'm Roe and you're Wade.	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
1219	It wasn't just a checkered past!	1.3017	0.04777	116	84	29	3
1220	That's what you get for trying to cheat, Death.	1.3017	0.04777	116	84	29	3
1221	Perpetual check!	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
1222	I may have cheated on my taxes but I beat death fair and square.	1.3017	0.05368	116	88	21	7
1223	You think you've won. It never gets old.	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
1224	Is that the best you can do? Showing me the middle finger?	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
1225	Have I gotten under your skin yet?	1.3016	0.04545	126	91	32	3
1226	Golly, you sure are awful at chess Justice Alito	1.3016	0.05073	126	95	24	7
1227	I laugh in the face of chess!	1.3010	0.05314	103	76	23	4
1228	So, Mr. Checkmate --- are you sure you want to take your hand off that piece?"	1.3010	0.05490	103	77	21	5
1229	The game's for simpletons. I want a smiling corpse. RIP.	1.3010	0.05132	103	75	25	3
1230	I know that the robe is part of your whole ‘Angel of Darkness’ look, but I think that your game would really improve if you could actually see the board	1.3009	0.05010	113	83	26	4
1231	Turns out Death is not so great at board games. Who knew?	1.3009	0.04684	113	81	30	2
1232	Welcome to hell, broker boy!	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
1233	The end is in sight.	1.3009	0.04850	113	82	28	3
1234	Checkmate! Better luck next time.	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1235	Whadya mean cheat!! I thought you said nobody could cheat YOU!	1.3008	0.04771	133	99	28	6
1236	Haha, you better check, mate!	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
1237	Best of 3000?	1.3000	0.04674	120	86	30	3
1238	I insist on a rematch. At my place.	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
1239	HAH! Beat that!	1.3000	0.05081	130	99	23	8
1240	Reap that, your Grimness!	1.3000	0.05025	100	72	26	2
1241	Gotta go! Yes.	1.3000	0.05093	110	81	25	4
1242	Double or Something?	1.2992	0.04652	127	93	30	4
1243	Hey,no one cheats death!	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
1244	Mate. But please excuse me if I skip the handshake.	1.2991	0.04896	117	86	27	4
1245	Don't feel bad. You don't have a brain.	1.2991	0.05044	117	87	25	5
1246	That's some booger you got there alright. Ha - checkmate!	1.2991	0.05188	117	88	23	6
1247	Well I've got time to kill, let's play this till the end	1.2991	0.05465	117	90	19	8
1248	This is sudden death, I win!	1.2991	0.05347	107	80	22	5
1249	You'll love this one, it means 'in passing'.	1.2991	0.05180	107	79	24	4
1250	Not on my life!	1.2991	0.05180	107	79	24	4
1251	Sorry, but you timed out.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1252	I know, I know… the final move is yours.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1253	You're always one step behind aren't you?"	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1254	Who said we were playing until sudden death?	1.2990	0.06072	97	75	15	7
1255	Actually, your time is up!	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1256	Ha! Bet you didn't expect essential oils to work!	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1257	Ever since #queensgambit came out it has been harder for death.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1258	Checkmate. Now, could I interest you in a life insurance policy?	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1259	Yep, beating you was much easier than living through the last 6 years.	1.2990	0.05112	97	70	25	2
1260	See! You are in a vulnerable position.	1.2986	0.04836	144	110	25	9
1261	Now that’s an inmortal game!	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
1262	Aw, don't be a sore loser.	1.2984	0.05245	124	95	21	8
1263	Your rules or mine?	1.2984	0.04989	124	93	25	6
1264	Would you like to rethink that checkmate?	1.2982	0.05563	114	88	18	8
1265	Sorry, but that is NOT your horse.	1.2982	0.04650	114	82	30	2
1266	Does this mean you'll postpone my death until after the Stanley Cup finals?	1.2982	0.05127	114	85	24	5
1267	Are all your pieces going to be this hot"	1.2982	0.04973	114	84	26	4
1268	CHECKMATE! Now hand and over the scythe!	1.2982	0.05421	114	87	20	7
1269	That's cheating, Death	1.2982	0.05421	114	87	20	7
1270	Pride, you know, is one of the seven DEADLY sins."	1.2982	0.05127	114	85	24	5
1271	Say, that was fun! How about another game before you take my mother?	1.2982	0.05127	114	85	24	5
1272	Let's play taxes. Heads, I win. Tails, you lose. Your move!	1.2982	0.05421	114	87	20	7
1273	Well, Mr. Reaper, looks like the only thing getting killed today is your ELO rating!	1.2981	0.05091	104	76	25	3
1274	Quit picking your nose and pay attention.	1.2981	0.05445	104	78	21	5
1275	You have sunk my battleship!	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
1276	Do I look like someone you can cheat?	1.2981	0.05271	104	77	23	4
1277	Surprise! I’m a Bergman fan!	1.2979	0.05625	94	70	20	4
1278	Quit smoking...Check	1.2977	0.04809	131	98	27	6
1279	Now tell me The Queen’s Gambit wasn’t the best show on Netflix!	1.2975	0.04930	121	90	26	5
1280	See. This move is how you go in for the kill.	1.2975	0.04788	121	89	28	4
1281	You're surprisingly uncertain.	1.2975	0.04930	121	90	26	5
1282	Winner winner chicken dinner	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
1283	You’re about to learn the true meaning of 'end game.'	1.2973	0.05214	111	83	23	5
1284	Trump is evil! Checkmate.	1.2973	0.05519	111	85	19	7
1285	I don’t like this cartoon, and I’m not going to submit a caption!	1.2973	0.05519	111	85	19	7
1286	Netflix likes you for the sequel, but your Russian accent is coming across a little stagey.	1.2973	0.05368	111	84	21	6
1287	Bet you didn't see that coming!	1.2970	0.05367	101	75	22	4
1288	You're one hell of an opponent.	1.2970	0.05367	101	75	22	4
1289	Nice game! Postmortem?	1.2970	0.05367	101	75	22	4
1290	Checkmate 2022.	1.2970	0.05367	101	75	22	4
1291	If you castle, we'll hassle.	1.2969	0.04753	128	95	28	5
1292	I take it back. Not check mate.	1.2966	0.04861	118	87	27	4
1293	But you don't understand, I won.	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
1294	Check! And I’m willing to accept a draw.	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
1295	You may feel confident now, but I've been workig on the end game.	1.2963	0.05305	108	81	22	5
1296	Ha! You’re out of moves!	1.2963	0.04790	108	78	28	2
1297	I didn’t see that coming. Could I interest you in an internship?	1.2963	0.05139	108	80	24	4
1298	Queen to E7. Mate! That was too easy.	1.2963	0.04790	108	78	28	2
1299	Ha! Checkmate! And there's nothing you can do about it.	1.2963	0.05465	108	82	20	6
1300	And I won fair and square this time!	1.2963	0.05465	108	82	20	6
1301	Avoided death without even cheating!	1.2960	0.04955	125	94	25	6
1302	I can't kill you, but I can do This!	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1303	What say we just call it a draw?"	1.2959	0.04856	98	70	27	1
1304	Ha! I just got my second booster shot.	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1305	That's mate.Not so good at other things, are you	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1306	You may have won, but your monarchy will fall to a revolution	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1307	What are you doing after this? I know a place that makes great soul food.	1.2957	0.05380	115	88	20	7
1308	Double vaxxed and boosted. I win again!	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1309	I saw this move on Queen's Gambit	1.2957	0.04937	115	85	26	4
1310	Nice move. But I'm about to take a lot more than your Queen. Mike Rossi, Hackettstown, NJ	1.2957	0.05236	115	87	22	6
1311	You can’t win every time, sport.	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1312	And you thought you could break my Wordle streak	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1313	I’m afraid I have the next move.	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
1314	I trust my move will not effect your next move.	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
1315	This motherfucker…	1.2952	0.05730	105	81	17	7
1316	WOW that’s checkmate! So on your way out PLEASE knock on my mother in laws apartment door....she’s in 3	1.2952	0.05228	105	78	23	4
1317	Oh my, how the tables have turned!	1.2952	0.05887	105	82	15	8
1318	You're Donne!	1.2952	0.05050	105	77	25	3
1319	Checkmate! And I didn't cheat Death to do it!	1.2952	0.05400	105	79	21	5
1320	Ha! Checkmate. Want to go double-my-lifespan or nothing?	1.2951	0.05032	122	92	24	6
1321	welcome to the dark side	1.2951	0.05165	122	93	22	7
1322	Checkmate. Now take off your top.	1.2950	0.04729	139	105	27	7
1323	Remember that Spanish train that runs between Guadalquivir and old Saville? Well, it’s payback time.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1324	Music is but a pawn, let’s break some rules!	1.2947	0.05772	95	72	18	5
1325	Ha! I always win in the end!	1.2947	0.05370	95	70	22	3
1326	Best 101 out of 201 now, right?	1.2946	0.05174	112	84	23	5
1327	I win! You have to suck my dick.	1.2946	0.05327	112	85	21	6
1328	Ha! And now for some celebratory hang-gliding.	1.2946	0.05621	112	87	17	8
1329	So, I guess they don't play chess where you come from, huh?	1.2946	0.04853	112	82	27	3
1330	Checkmate equals death!	1.2946	0.05174	112	84	23	5
1331	Jokes on you, I’m already dead inside.	1.2946	0.05016	112	83	25	4
1332	Think very carefully before you make that move! I have been told I an a sore loser!	1.2946	0.05324	129	101	18	10
1333	Checkmate! Now bring Nona back to life.	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	19	5
1334	Oh . . . ! You do mind . . . .	1.2941	0.05675	102	78	18	6
1335	Well, of course I cheated. That's the only way to beat you .	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
1336	Let me explain things to you.	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1337	I always win in the end, mate.	1.2941	0.05322	102	76	22	4
1338	After misreading a bold sacrifice by his opponent for a mistake, Chad’s cockiness wound up costing him the game, and his soul.	1.2941	0.05136	102	75	24	3
1339	So... you've been training Putin.	1.2937	0.04517	126	92	31	3
1340	You're the one who want the sudden death option.	1.2937	0.05048	126	96	23	7
1341	You think I cheated Death?	1.2937	0.04655	126	93	29	4
1342	Whites moves first. And last! Welcome to America!	1.2937	0.04921	126	95	25	6
1343	Doden spelar schack	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
1344	O death, where is thy sting?	1.2936	0.04929	109	80	26	3
1345	Ah Ha! I win, your fate is in my hands now.	1.2936	0.05099	109	81	24	4
1346	You know I can't stand losing and I could take your soul right?	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1347	And that’s checkmate. If anyone asks if I cheated death, you tell them I beat you fair and square!	1.2931	0.05051	116	87	24	5
1348	Check Mate, but I can't imagine you having one	1.2931	0.05340	116	89	20	7
1349	This is the best match I’ve played in my whole life.	1.2931	0.05478	116	90	18	8
1350	let me win and I'll let you live.	1.2931	0.04900	116	86	26	4
1351	I've got news for you, Carl. That’s not how I play this game.	1.2931	0.05478	116	90	18	8
1352	I’m killing you here.	1.2929	0.05420	99	74	21	4
1353	Pandemic? Ha. Vaccines for all.	1.2929	0.05026	99	72	25	2
1354	I got end game too.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1355	Millions of years of practice and you're still a patzer!	1.2929	0.05227	99	73	23	3
1356	HA! Checkmate! Looks like you're out of moves Mister...what did you say your name was?	1.2927	0.04861	123	92	26	5
1357	Checkmate! Booyah! Gimme my soul back before they miss me on Wall Street!	1.2927	0.05128	123	94	22	7
1358	Mate! - And down with your finger "	1.2925	0.04827	106	77	27	2
1359	Now who's surprised by the end?	1.2923	0.04816	130	98	26	6
1360	Ya, I watched the way you played that knight.	1.2923	0.04690	130	97	28	5
1361	Checkmate. Still proud?"	1.2920	0.04817	113	83	27	3
1362	You may win this game, but in the end the match will be mine.	1.2920	0.04978	113	84	25	4
1363	I saw the movie too. Check mate!	1.2920	0.04978	113	84	25	4
1364	Good news- you won. Bad news- see you next week.	1.2920	0.05134	113	85	23	5
1365	Sure! We can play The Game of Life now!	1.2920	0.05433	113	87	19	7
1366	You reap what you sow, Loser!	1.2920	0.05717	113	89	15	9
1367	Ha ha! You're so busy reaping, you overlooked O-OQa5, the Lazarus Defense!	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
1368	I wish you had a face so I could see the look on it!	1.2920	0.05134	113	84	23	5
1369	Checkmate! I win! What do you mean, you always win in the end?	1.2920	0.05134	113	85	23	5
1370	A deadly move!	1.2917	0.04792	120	89	27	4
1371	Not to add insult to injury, but you’re breath smells like death.	1.2917	0.05345	120	93	19	8
1372	But did you see my tweet?	1.2917	0.05322	96	71	22	3
1373	Grim: that move is illegal guy: it's ok I'm white	1.2917	0.05112	96	70	24	2
1374	I may not be able to cheat death, but I can cheat at chess. Checkmate.	1.2917	0.05212	120	92	21	7
1375	Take that, mister "Death always wins in the end"!	1.2913	0.04758	127	95	27	5
1376	Not a smart move Bub. You're now on my next dance card.	1.2913	0.05455	103	78	20	5
1377	How's that for white privilege?	1.2913	0.05627	103	79	18	6
1378	Ingmar Bergman’s The Seventh Seal “The Musical”	1.2913	0.05094	103	76	24	3
1379	It's your move. I have mate in seventy years.	1.2913	0.05455	103	78	20	5
1380	Textbook example of winning the battle, but losing the war.	1.2913	0.05793	103	80	16	7
1381	White man makes fatal mistake, will be given 200 more chances	1.2913	0.05455	103	78	20	5
1382	Even if I win, I'll lose.	1.2909	0.04892	110	81	26	3
1383	Turns out you can outsmart Death	1.2909	0.05222	110	83	22	5
1384	I also play a pretty mean fiddle!	1.2909	0.04718	110	80	28	2
1385	Ha! You thought you could outwit and outplay me for my soul. I just have two words: King Me!	1.2909	0.04892	110	81	26	3
1386	Rookie mistake, I am not your mate.	1.2908	0.04449	141	105	31	5
1387	Another foolish move, Mr Reaper...how about you tell me why you're really here...	1.2906	0.05159	117	89	22	6
1388	If it’s the last thing I do	1.2906	0.05014	117	88	24	5
1389	Should I bring back my rook or my Nana?	1.2906	0.05159	117	89	21	6
1390	Volodymyr outwits Vlad once more	1.2903	0.04690	124	92	28	4
1391	Checkmate! You made the same stupid blunder on the beach in The Seventh Seal!	1.2903	0.04962	124	94	24	6
1392	Checkmate. Now take a holiday.	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1393	Check before you check, mate.	1.2903	0.05203	93	68	23	2
1394	Olly olly oxen free!	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1395	Checkmate! Now your are mine!	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1396	The king’s at Death’s door now!	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1397	I won! You know the rules, lose the robe.	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1398	Checkmate? Welcome to my world!	1.2897	0.05313	107	81	21	5
1399	Move it and you're dead.	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
1400	Chess will be the death of you"	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
1401	You didn't see my Hail Mary coming!	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
1402	'Check Pal'	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
1403	Not today! How about next Saturday?	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
1404	Ha! I guess beating death isn’t that hard! Now, about those midterm elections…	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1405	Check. You lose. I beat death. Ha!	1.2895	0.05392	114	88	19	7
1406	Win all you want, mate, but the last checkmate is mine.	1.2895	0.04941	114	85	25	4
1407	Mate! Now you have to take Samuel Olito before you get any more women!	1.2893	0.05174	121	93	21	7
1408	Checkmate. I've got 40 more years.	1.2893	0.04901	121	91	25	5
1409	Queen to Dark Castle.	1.2889	0.06170	90	70	14	6
1410	You're so warmed over.	1.2887	0.06035	97	76	14	7
1411	Check mate or check fate?	1.2887	0.05475	97	73	20	4
1412	Ingmar Bergman got it wrong!	1.2887	0.05855	97	75	16	6
1413	It’s your time to check out mate!	1.2887	0.05068	97	71	24	2
1414	John Donne beats Death in chess match, writes poem.	1.2887	0.05276	97	72	22	3
1415	Checkmate! Clearly, you're unaware that I analyzed your every move in 'The Seventh Seal!	1.2887	0.05475	97	73	20	4
1416	Got'cha !	1.2885	0.05234	104	78	22	4
1417	Checkmate. Now give us back democracy.	1.2885	0.05744	104	81	16	7
1418	Yes I am Swedish. Why do you ask?	1.2885	0.04864	104	76	26	2
1419	No king can survive this!	1.2885	0.05234	104	78	22	4
1420	Checkmate! And thus I outlive Death.	1.2885	0.05053	104	77	24	3
1421	And that’s Jenga, my friend!	1.2885	0.04668	104	75	28	1
1422	I guess we both lose.	1.2885	0.04864	104	76	26	2
1423	OK, you win. You have until you spell 'pyrrhic victory'	1.2885	0.05579	104	80	18	6
1424	I love your Lord of the Rings cosplay.	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1425	Ha! Not even Death can defeat white privilege.	1.2883	0.05488	111	86	18	7
1426	Not so tough without your sickle now are you?	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1427	Ha! The Devil said the same thing when I beat him in that fiddle contest.	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1428	You know, you looked a lot different in The Queen’s Gambit.	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1429	Now it's MY turn to play black!	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1430	You sure you understood what I just showed you? Okay! Now you know what to do when chess masters will challenge you with a match of chess to save themselves from death	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1431	Not so fast, my pretty.	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
1432	Hah! I get to live and you have to do the dishes!	1.2881	0.04977	118	89	24	5
1433	That’s my killer Queen.	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
1434	Your game has got no soul, man	1.2881	0.05260	118	91	20	7
1435	Until you learn the Swedenborg strategy, you're dead to me.	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
1436	It’s the next move that you didn’t see coming.	1.2881	0.05396	118	92	18	8
1437	I call that move ‘The Vaccine.’ Checkmate.	1.2881	0.04977	118	88	24	5
1438	: It was at that moment that Carl realized that he just beat death	1.2881	0.04977	118	89	24	5
1439	Say that again, if you dare.	1.2880	0.05057	125	96	22	7
1440	Mate! Guess you should've stuck to Wordle.	1.2880	0.05057	125	96	22	7
1441	Dang, I left my scythe at home!	1.2879	0.04873	132	101	24	7
1442	That's it. It's over. That's a Bergman.	1.2872	0.05978	94	73	15	6
1443	Opp’s…. Just kidding.	1.2872	0.05583	94	71	18	4
1444	You may have won this game but you weren't wearing a mask so you must come with me now.	1.2872	0.05374	94	70	21	3
1445	Don’t feel bad big fella. No one’s great at everything.	1.2872	0.05157	94	69	23	2
1446	Time's up	1.2871	0.05688	101	78	17	6
1447	Sorry, you lose. Our agreement was that we must remain seated at all times.	1.2871	0.05511	101	77	19	5
1448	Come a little closer so I can crown you.	1.2871	0.05328	101	76	21	4
1449	Good game. Let’s shake on it.	1.2871	0.05511	101	77	19	5
1450	I didn’t cheat! Besides, you said you CAN’T be cheated.	1.2871	0.05139	101	75	23	3
1451	Beat you today — and I’ll beat you tomorrow, and every day until I’m 106!	1.2870	0.04753	108	79	27	2
1452	What makes you think I can't cheat, Death?	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
1453	Ok Fred. You win but I still have the last move.	1.2870	0.05104	108	81	23	4
1454	You can go to hell.	1.2870	0.05104	108	81	23	4
1455	The Pfizer Vaccine Gambit!	1.2870	0.05350	115	89	19	7
1456	Didn’t I see you in the ‘Seventh Seal’?	1.2870	0.04746	115	85	27	3
1457	Aaha! I've never seen a Bergman film.	1.2870	0.04904	115	86	25	4
1458	Looks like you've been beaten too, Death	1.2870	0.05206	115	88	21	6
1459	Now you're REALLY dead!	1.2870	0.05206	115	88	21	6
1460	Ain't gonna be no rematch.	1.2869	0.05395	122	96	17	9
1461	I won again! And no, I wasn’t cheating, Death.	1.2869	0.04725	122	91	27	4
1462	Checkmate. I own you.	1.2869	0.05004	122	93	23	6
1463	I would think twice before you say checkmate.	1.2869	0.04866	122	92	25	5
1464	Stop cheating. Black NEVER goes first!	1.2868	0.04657	136	103	27	6
1465	"Cards instead. Death, do you have any sevens?	1.2857	0.04982	112	84	24	4
1466	That was just a practice round. Mwahahahaha.	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1467	Checkmate. What did I win?	1.2857	0.04648	112	82	28	2
1468	I thought 'Winner Take All' meant money.	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1469	Not so fast. I call two out of three.	1.2857	0.03790	112	85	25	2
1470	I refuse to permit you to make the winning move!	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1471	Checkmate" and he breathed a big scyth	1.2857	0.05802	98	76	16	6
1472	That makes forty three full lifespans you owe me.	1.2857	0.05012	105	78	24	3
1473	Another rematch? When will it end!?	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1474	It's over now! How do you feel when the shoe is on the other foot?	1.2857	0.04762	126	95	26	5
1475	Yes, this is my last move. Checkmate	1.2857	0.05012	105	78	24	3
1476	Careful. . . . Checkmate may be your last word.	1.2857	0.04818	112	83	26	3
1477	You don't want to beat me.	1.2857	0.04644	119	88	28	3
1478	Loved you in The Lord of the Rings, by the way	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
1479	I beat Death! Didn't I?	1.2857	0.05012	105	78	24	3
1480	I call it the von Sydow Gambit.	1.2857	0.06110	91	71	14	6
1481	Maybe checkers is more your game.	1.2857	0.05427	98	74	20	4
1482	Don’t pick your nose!	1.2857	0.05250	91	67	22	2
1483	Ha! Bet you're just dying to know how I cheated you!"	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1484	Hand over your scythe. You have no more moves.	1.2857	0.05230	98	73	22	3
1485	You checkmate, I terminate.	1.2857	0.04795	119	89	26	4
1486	Where, oh death, is thy king? Where, oh death, is thy victory?	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
1487	Health eternal, the Dow 50,000 and my third wish is that you bring the Dodgers back to Brooklyn.	1.2857	0.05591	112	88	16	8
1488	But I already killed your king	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1489	Ha, I take probiotics. Checkmate	1.2857	0.05427	98	74	20	4
1490	You can shove that finger where the sun don't shine...!	1.2847	0.04963	137	107	21	9
1491	Gotcha! Reaper's gambit!	1.2846	0.05032	130	101	21	8
1492	You might think you have checkmate but I'm sure you'll never survive the endgame.	1.2846	0.05230	123	95	19	8
1493	Checkmate. I get the scythe.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1494	Uh…checkmate?	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1495	Hey, lighten up! That's no skin off your nose, right?	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1496	It's called the Fauci Gambit!	1.2845	0.04550	116	85	29	2
1497	That will be the last move you ever make!	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1498	Sorry to rattle you, but you're not the king of deadly moves.	1.2844	0.05229	109	83	21	5
1499	Checkmate! — unless you consider income disparity, white privilege and raw political power as cheating!	1.2844	0.05229	109	82	21	5
1500	Where’s the guy who beat you last week?	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
1501	Rock, scissors, paper?	1.2844	0.05064	109	82	23	4
1502	Do you really think that's checkmate?	1.2844	0.05064	109	82	23	4
1503	Is that a booger?	1.2844	0.05544	109	85	17	7
1504	All you millennials are alike,thinking you can cheat death	1.2844	0.05229	109	83	21	5
1505	Don't underestimate the power of the dark side.	1.2844	0.05544	109	85	17	7
1506	Won’t be my turn again for a while, yeah?	1.2844	0.04893	109	81	25	3
1507	Checkmate! You're dead, sucker!	1.2843	0.05639	102	79	17	6
1508	You think you have the last word?.	1.2843	0.05639	102	79	17	6
1509	Your king for my life.	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1510	Check out this pale horse!	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
1511	And now to buy crypto...	1.2843	0.05096	102	76	23	3
1512	Why do you get to be black?	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1513	Checkmate! Now you HAVE to explain why she throttled me after I told her I thought Roe V. Wade was a shoe store.	1.2843	0.05808	102	80	15	7
1514	You fell right into my death trap!	1.2843	0.05639	102	79	17	6
1515	Check mate! Give my kids back!	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
1516	Checkmate! Now, hand over the scythe.	1.2842	0.05731	95	73	17	5
1517	On behalf of the Western World, that's Check Mate Putin!	1.2842	0.05731	95	73	17	5
1518	I got caught cheating death.	1.2842	0.05111	95	70	23	2
1519	You win, but I'm still taking you "en passant".	1.2842	0.05532	95	71	19	4
1520	Yes! A death-defying checkmate!	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1521	Woo Hoo! thats one less state with the death penalty	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1522	So it's settled, I am going to call it Die hard and the seventh seal	1.2841	0.05348	88	65	21	2
1523	This move is called gotcha this time,mate.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1524	Death can't be beckoning. The pandemic is over.	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1525	Are you suggesting that I would cheat Death ?	1.2833	0.04906	120	90	24	5
1526	Checkmate! Gotcha! You can’t take me yet!!	1.2833	0.04611	120	89	28	3
1527	You know this is Sudden Death Chess, right?	1.2833	0.04906	120	91	24	5
1528	Come closer, I couldn’t hear you. I’m a little death, I mean deaf…	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1529	Hmm, that's what you call a killer move??	1.2832	0.05102	113	86	22	5
1530	You certainly fit in with the Met Gala theme this year.	1.2830	0.04972	106	79	24	3
1531	…and that’s how Bobby Fisher got his soul back.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1532	It’s a win-win for me either way.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1533	I am going to win, and you can do literally nothing to stop me!	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1534	Let’s go again … and make it interesting this time?	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1535	So, life insurance for every soul.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1536	At least I can tell Grandpa I took you first.	1.2830	0.04972	106	79	24	3
1537	Man, that game nearly bored me to death.	1.2828	0.04982	99	73	24	2
1538	Slava Ukraini, you demented bastard!	1.2828	0.05380	99	75	20	4
1539	Really? There? Alright, it’s your funeral.	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1540	Fool. I don’t go to the mattresses without a queen up my sleeve.”	1.2828	0.05927	99	78	14	7
1541	Suicide!	1.2828	0.05380	99	74	20	4
1542	How did you not see that coming!?	1.2828	0.05750	99	77	16	6
1543	Call that one a fools', mate.	1.2828	0.05380	99	75	20	4
1544	Same time tomorrow?	1.2826	0.05642	92	70	18	4
1545	And no, I'm not going for best two out of three.	1.2826	0.05642	92	70	18	4
1546	I'm so glad you forgot your sickle today. Checkmate!	1.2826	0.04967	92	67	24	1
1547	Okay, you won this one.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1548	Checkmate, Death! Wanna play again?	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1549	Let’s make it double or nothingness…	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1550	You blinked!	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1551	I Vladimir, have single Handley taken Mariupol your move.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1552	By this scene in the film Death felt a odd foreboding about the updated Disney remake.	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1553	Checkmate! I play Taxes in the next round	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1554	Two-move checkmate! How can you live with yourself?	1.2816	0.05054	103	77	23	3
1555	I gave all of my money to charity, so take that Ghost of Christmas Future!!!	1.2816	0.05054	103	77	23	3
1556	One more time. Double or nothing!	1.2816	0.05239	103	78	21	4
1557	What do you mean I can't beat Death? Checkmate.	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1558	What are the rules again?	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1559	He thought he’d made the best move of his life!	1.2816	0.04862	103	76	25	2
1560	How Dick Clark did it.	1.2816	0.05239	103	78	21	4
1561	King me, Vladimir. Thanks for the eternal youth. I hope that my soul burns a hole in your pocket.	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1562	How does it feel when someone takes YOUR queen?	1.2816	0.04862	103	76	25	2
1563	You cheat, I cheat/	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1564	You have to admit, it was a killer move!	1.2812	0.05868	96	75	15	6
1565	No, checkMATE! YOU are MINE!	1.2812	0.05066	96	71	23	2
1566	I told you it was a hangnail.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1567	So, how's the family doing? Still killing people?	1.2812	0.05278	96	72	21	3
1568	Checkmate, one death eater at a time!	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1569	Check! I'm dying to see your next move.	1.2809	0.05297	89	66	21	2
1570	Looks like life is a game of chess after all.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1571	Worth it!	1.2807	0.04907	114	86	24	4
1572	Now who has the last laugh?	1.2807	0.05063	114	87	22	5
1573	I'll keep my hand atop this rook for the next fifty years if you don't mind.	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1574	I've got a hard out at 2023.	1.2807	0.05503	114	90	16	8
1575	Does this mean that I don't have to get my Covid vaccine?	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1576	Ok here’s the deal, if I win I’m giving back your mother in law	1.2807	0.04746	114	85	26	3
1577	Harold, you can't wager something I don't want.	1.2807	0.04907	114	86	24	4
1578	Common arm wrestle me	1.2804	0.05108	107	81	22	4
1579	Should I launch a surprise in the middle or draw it out until the end?	1.2804	0.05442	107	83	18	6
1580	Still not as fun as profiting ON death!	1.2804	0.05277	107	82	20	5
1581	Big Pharma Exec: Checkmate! Looks like we get another lifelong customer!	1.2804	0.05442	107	83	18	6
1582	And you thought I was just stalling.	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
1583	Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me.	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
1584	Checkmate is my line, pal.	1.2800	0.04731	100	73	26	1
1585	Leave the Rook. Take the Cannolis.	1.2800	0.04940	100	74	24	2
1586	John Eastman said if I used this move, I win.	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
1587	I've been training against Deep Blue...	1.2800	0.05700	100	78	16	6
1588	Not the black knight! Take the queen!	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
1589	In chess, it's a disadvantage to be on the dark side!	1.2800	0.05140	100	75	22	3
1590	Checkmate?? No, I meant checkers - checkers! How about a nice friendly game of checkers?	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
1591	Checkmate! Now what are you going to do?	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
1592	I just remembered I’m a nihilistic atheist.	1.2800	0.05140	100	75	22	3
1593	Did you just try to cheat Death?!	1.2797	0.04644	118	88	27	3
1594	Whoopee, I beat Death, now bring on Taxes"	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
1595	How about a game of Scrabble next, before you get to work?!	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
1596	Hmm. Well played. See you next year.	1.2796	0.05154	93	69	22	2
1597	Wait until everyone hears how I beat death!	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1598	CHECKMATE!! No sudden death for YOU today!	1.2793	0.04985	111	84	23	4
1599	Check mate? More like dead mate.	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1600	I was praying that you would have a senior moment!	1.2793	0.05456	111	87	17	7
1601	We're not in sudden death yet.	1.2793	0.04985	111	84	23	4
1602	Checkmate! You know the rules - off comes the hood!	1.2793	0.05456	111	87	17	7
1603	What happens when an unstoppable force meets Dave from accounting?	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1604	Guess you didn't realize who you're playing with.	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1605	I'm not sure you understand the implications of your next move.	1.2791	0.05398	86	64	20	2
1606	Ha! Bet you can't beat that!	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1607	„I am the winner winner , loser loser ”.	1.2791	0.04865	86	62	24	0
1608	You f***ed up	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1609	Mate! You'll have to head back to the underworld.	1.2788	0.05195	104	79	21	4
1610	They didn’t teach you this move in hell?	1.2788	0.05012	104	78	23	3
1611	Just because it's all black or white, doesn't make it easy.	1.2788	0.05012	104	78	23	3
1612	You win some, you lose some.	1.2788	0.04419	104	75	29	0
1613	Sudden death, MY BUTT	1.2787	0.04974	122	94	22	6
1614	at the end of the game the king and the pawn go back in the same box	1.2787	0.04547	122	91	28	3
1615	Mate, Mate	1.2784	0.05231	97	73	21	3
1616	Don't kill me for saying so, but you're a lousy chess player.	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1617	The Court is on my side. My win is conceived. What are you going to do about it?	1.2784	0.05627	97	75	17	5
1618	G. Reapes: "Damnit Joel! Stop dragging this out,my arthritis is killing me."	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1619	I saw the movie, too.	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
1620	You've been demoted to checkers.	1.2784	0.05231	97	73	21	3
1621	You can pick your friend, you can pick your nose…	1.2784	0.04803	97	71	25	1
1622	If you tell me to look over there one more time ...	1.2784	0.05022	97	72	23	2
1623	You can't beat me, Harold	1.2784	0.04574	97	70	27	0
1624	Checkmate... and regards from my teacher, Max von Sydow.	1.2783	0.04546	115	85	28	2
1625	Let’s fight to the……er….finish.	1.2783	0.05174	115	89	20	6
1626	Checkmate !!!!!!! I get my soul back..	1.2783	0.05461	115	91	16	8
1627	Whadday say — two outa three?	1.2778	0.04713	108	80	26	2
1628	Go fish! Wait, what game were we playing?	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1629	Before you put your finger bone in your nose, I want to say Checkmate!	1.2778	0.05918	90	70	15	5
1630	But then...there's always taxes	1.2778	0.05918	90	70	15	5
1631	See you in seventy years?	1.2778	0.04865	126	97	23	6
1632	Mate? That's all I needed, come over here partner.	1.2778	0.05918	90	70	15	5
1633	HA! Now let's see you twerk!	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1634	You have to trust me that it’s checkmate, even though you can’t see the board.	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1635	Wait, that isn’t called a horse?	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1636	I simply kill at chess.	1.2778	0.04713	108	80	26	2
1637	The Kasparov Gambit didn't work with Putin either.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1638	That's Eternal Life, right?	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1639	No. There's no time limit in The Grim Reaper Gambit.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1640	The Seventh Seal? Is that a movie?	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1641	Dude. I’ve seen The Seventh Seal like a zillion times.	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1642	I think you know that f8 is inevitable.	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1643	This is your last bad move, Vladimir	1.2773	0.04762	119	90	25	4
1644	Checkmate! I recover!	1.2772	0.05097	101	76	22	3
1645	Please don't pick your nose!	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1646	Got you!	1.2772	0.05288	101	77	20	4
1647	What do you mean “ it’s not my checkmate?	1.2772	0.05288	101	77	20	4
1648	Playing with the death..can we ever win?	1.2772	0.04692	101	74	26	1
1649	Checkmate, Covid. Whaddya mean, no?	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1650	What’s that? the fickle finger of fate?	1.2769	0.05124	130	103	18	9
1651	No way! Not going two out of three!	1.2768	0.05262	112	87	19	6
1652	Checkmate, Mr. Reaper! But don’t go so soon.How about two out of three?	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
1653	Forget The Seventh Seal. Checkmate!	1.2766	0.05108	94	70	22	2
1654	Try to open my hand .. I dare you.	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
1655	Hell no!	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1656	« They said you couldn’t beat death »	1.2766	0.05936	94	74	14	6
1657	Dude, this ain't Wordle	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1658	And THATS canasta!!!	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1659	I've just won the game of Life!	1.2764	0.04366	123	91	30	2
1660	You sure that’s your move?	1.2764	0.04939	123	95	22	6
1661	Queen me.	1.2762	0.05327	105	81	19	5
1662	Nice end game Steve. But I've got one more move	1.2762	0.05327	105	81	19	5
1663	The end game is what I’m best at	1.2762	0.05327	105	81	19	5
1664	Ha! Got ya! No scythe, no dice!	1.2762	0.04384	105	75	29	0
1665	If I checkmate you, what are the theological implications for the world's population?	1.2762	0.05661	105	82	15	7
1666	Your Mom says hello	1.2762	0.04972	105	79	23	3
1667	Now we’re even.	1.2762	0.04972	105	79	23	3
1668	You check mate me.I check you out.	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1669	For a so-called 'Fourth Horseman,' your knight play is subpar.	1.2759	0.04834	116	88	24	4
1670	Ha! Mate! Now give us back Prince!	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
1671	Mate, that’s checkmate . Now do ya wanta game of rock, paper, scythe?	1.2759	0.05345	87	65	20	2
1672	Ukraine wins, Bubba -- just do it!	1.2755	0.05762	98	77	15	6
1673	Alright, Grim, hand over the robe and sickle!	1.2755	0.05577	98	75	17	5
1674	Aha. Now you know what it really feels like to be dead. Check and mate my friend.	1.2755	0.05186	98	74	21	3
1675	Maybe next time you wont smirk when I say ‘Sicilian Defense!’	1.2755	0.04979	98	73	23	2
1676	Let's call it draw and go watch TCM. There's a classic Bergman film on tonight.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1677	Q1-Q7, mate!	1.2755	0.05577	98	76	17	5
1678	Ha, checkmate! Whatta ya gonna do about THAT?!	1.2755	0.04979	98	73	23	2
1679	I guess everyone is blind to manipulative bishops.	1.2755	0.05186	98	74	21	3
1680	Ok so you may have cheated death but your next opponent is taxes!	1.2752	0.04676	109	81	26	2
1681	You see,I told you. The Ukrainians have a chance!	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1682	If I let go don't be a poor sport.	1.2752	0.04855	109	82	24	3
1683	Checkmate!” “Hmmmm, ditto!	1.2752	0.04676	109	81	26	2
1684	That’s why it’s called queens gambit, stupid. You chose to sacrifice.	1.2752	0.04491	109	80	28	1
1685	I knew if I hung in there long enough I would win .	1.2750	0.04578	120	90	27	3
1686	I have to be aggressive. You're well known for your end game.	1.2750	0.04578	120	90	26	3
1687	Antonius Block the 3rd..	1.2747	0.05861	91	71	15	5
1688	Checkmate! Now you can go straight to….. Heaven!	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1689	Ha! Humanity is saved!	1.2747	0.05428	91	69	19	3
1690	Checkmate! Being a soulless CEO sure has its advantages.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1691	Checkmate! And now….	1.2747	0.05428	91	69	19	3
1692	No worries! Best two out of three?	1.2747	0.05428	91	69	19	3
1693	... and if I do this, you're dead but maybe that's being redundant??...	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1694	Check Mate. Want to make it two out of three ?	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1695	I guess you could say my pawn is being promoted, too.	1.2745	0.05054	102	77	22	3
1696	And that's how I met your mother.	1.2745	0.05054	102	77	22	3
1697	And that, my friend, is the triple jump.	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1698	Watch my lips. DON’T YOU DARE.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1699	I represent women who have died from illegal abortions. They want to have a talk with you, Mr. Alito.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1700	Mate! And I don't mean friend.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1701	Checkmate, Mister Smarty Pants!	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1702	Checkmate! How does it feel?!!!	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
1703	These are pawns not people	1.2743	0.05221	113	88	19	6
1704	My horsey guy traps yer tall guy...Do I live?	1.2743	0.04909	113	86	23	4
1705	Checkmate! Ha Grim Reaper, you lost your bet to be reincarnated as a Politician!	1.2741	0.04867	135	106	21	8
1706	In your face!	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1707	Wanna try strip poker?	1.2738	0.05449	84	63	19	2
1708	Check and mate! Now you owe ME 2 lives!	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1709	Check under these robes. See a face that cares...mate?	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1710	I got you! Where? There, diagonally. Pretty sneaky Sis.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1711	Check mate! I suppose you'll be back for a rematch.	1.2737	0.05279	95	72	20	3
1712	Aren’t you the sore loser.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1713	Aha, no escape! New game?	1.2737	0.05279	95	72	20	3
1714	If that move makes you upset, I'll take it back.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1715	If you take that piece, you better summon a bishop.	1.2736	0.05110	106	81	21	4
1716	Umm, Can I move backwards?	1.2736	0.05110	106	81	21	4
1717	Hmm,you win. I’ll get my scythe.	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
1718	Not so 'inevitable' now, are you?	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
1719	I’ll just go get us a snack while you think over your next move…	1.2736	0.05110	106	81	21	4
1720	What’s “en passant?”	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
1721	Sorry kid, nobody beats death!	1.2735	0.04642	117	88	26	3
1722	Do I look like someone that cares that you won?	1.2735	0.05378	117	93	16	8
1723	Your clock just ran out of time	1.2727	0.05294	88	66	20	2
1724	You're going to kill me, but that's checkmate.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1725	And I believe in re-incarnation, checkmate!	1.2727	0.05294	88	66	20	2
1726	Checkmate! We played for my life. You screwed up with the Queen's pawn counter-gambit.	1.2727	0.04640	110	82	26	2
1727	In Tijuana we call it, "Gambito de la Muerto.	1.2727	0.05294	88	66	20	2
1728	Yes. I know I'm beating you to death. But, what are you gonna do about it?	1.2727	0.05535	88	66	18	3
1729	”What do you mean it’s the best 2 out of 3.	1.2727	0.05140	99	75	21	3
1730	It’s not the sacrifice you hoped for.	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
1731	BAD NEWS. : You didn't brush your teeth , You have a calcium deficiency and your robe looks like it's off the rack GOOD NEWS : CHECK MATE	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1732	Maybe it is beginner's luck, but it's still checkmate.	1.2727	0.04722	99	73	25	1
1733	I love Sudden Death Chess. Pay Up!	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
1734	Checkmate! Now I can jump out of the plane with no parachute, right?	1.2727	0.04640	110	82	26	2
1735	Yes, that's right, the game is over.	1.2727	0.04936	99	74	23	2
1736	Ah, yes, but wait till you see my counter. Scythe takes Josh.	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
1737	IPO by SPAC	1.2727	0.04722	99	73	25	1
1738	Hahaha! I don’t know how to play either! Let’s just knock ‘em all down!	1.2727	0.04936	99	74	23	2
1739	Sorry Frank. That's only check.	1.2727	0.04817	110	83	24	3
1740	checkmate! come get me in 20 more years!	1.2719	0.04542	114	85	27	2
1741	Check mate! Wanna play dungeons and dragons next?	1.2718	0.05721	103	82	14	7
1742	Not so grim anymore,is it?	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1743	Your king's dead!	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1744	Look! I'll sacrifice my bishop if you let me vote in the mid-terms!	1.2717	0.06007	92	73	13	6
1745	Checkmate! Take that Stygian King.	1.2717	0.05150	92	69	21	2
1746	Checkmate! I get to live and you kill every mosquito that ever comes in my yard.	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1747	I’m not your mate!	1.2717	0.04913	92	68	23	1
1748	Lift your finger and that sacrifice becomes permanent.	1.2717	0.06007	92	73	13	6
1749	Sorry Ted, you’re like everyone else, just a pawn.	1.2717	0.05150	92	69	21	2
1750	Checkmate... I feel so alive!	1.2712	0.05058	118	92	20	6
1751	Wrong move.	1.2712	0.05058	118	92	20	6
1752	White wins. Who says you can’t cheat death?	1.2712	0.04449	118	88	28	2
1753	You don’t have long now. I took your queen.	1.2712	0.04609	118	89	26	3
1754	Looks like Bill and Ted were right about you after all	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
1755	You should never play the Sicilian Defense when death is on the line.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1756	Same time next week?	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
1757	Let's Go Grim Reaper!	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1758	Try digging yourself out of that one!!	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1759	Wadaya mean you’re not a dead head???	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1760	Death Gambit Declined.	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1761	There! Now get me the hell out of here before QAnon is running the country!	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1762	Another game? I’ve got some time to kill.	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1763	Yeah. Well I'm a Republican.We know how to cheat.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1764	There are no losses, only lessons	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1765	I beat you again. The vaccines work!	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1766	I know I said I'd rather die than learn to play chess, but I kid!	1.2706	0.05394	85	64	19	2
1767	You might want to reconsider that move . . .	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
1768	He didn’t win the game but his execution was flawless.	1.2706	0.06348	85	68	11	6
1769	Narcanned again! Best of 7?	1.2703	0.04424	111	82	28	1
1770	That was the game of my life!	1.2703	0.04779	111	84	24	3
1771	Hah! And you said checkers was unworthy of you.	1.2703	0.04779	111	84	24	3
1772	We all have bidets now.	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
1773	And now SOMEone has to buy ME lunch!	1.2700	0.04894	100	75	23	2
1774	Checkmate! And don't say we now have to play checkers to decide my fate!	1.2700	0.04894	100	75	23	2
1775	I cheated death again	1.2700	0.05096	100	76	21	3
1776	Ha! Checkmate! Wha'cha got up your sleeve now?	1.2700	0.04683	100	74	25	1
1777	I told you we should have played Life	1.2698	0.04278	126	94	30	2
1778	Who's the knucklehead now?	1.2698	0.04424	126	95	28	3
1779	I already sold my soul to the Devil for five illegal moves, and this is only the first one.	1.2697	0.04993	89	66	22	1
1780	Stick this in your Ingmar Bergman!	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
1781	No offense, but I'd go with checkers in all your upcoming assignments.	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
1782	You know I could just kill you right	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1783	I win! Hand over the cape!	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1784	The Grim’s Gambit	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
1785	Checkmate! You're dead Mr. Grim Reaper!	1.2696	0.04835	115	88	23	4
1786	Yes, it does seem like ages, but - checkmate!	1.2696	0.04336	115	84	28	1
1787	Gotta run. I have an appointment with the IRS.	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
1788	Your endgame is not nearly as convincing as your game face.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1789	Next time, I choose the game.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1790	the forbidden checkmate	1.2692	0.04970	104	79	22	3
1791	You should stick to Risk pal.	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
1792	I was easy the one. Now you gotta play taxes.	1.2692	0.05834	104	84	12	8
1793	The Grim Reaper community feels that humans using the expression "checkmate" is, quite frankly, cultural appropriation	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1794	Does this look like the face of someone who minds waiting?	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
1795	I win! Now I get to die! You promised!	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
1796	Ha! You thought you could beat me!	1.2688	0.04747	93	71	20	2
1797	Hold on … the game is not over yet!	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1798	Chex Mix.	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1799	I win! You know, for someone whose job it is to take lives, you sure aren't too great at taking chess pieces.	1.2688	0.05327	93	71	19	3
1800	Your breath stinks!	1.2688	0.05103	93	70	21	2
1801	Checkmate again! I’m killing it here!!	1.2685	0.05675	108	87	13	8
1802	Seriously?	1.2685	0.05520	108	86	15	7
1803	Jubilant Jason moments before realizing that Death follows no rules!	1.2685	0.04853	108	82	23	3
1804	Checkmate!" "Putin, you're a dead scumbag!	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
1805	HGH takes Queen!	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
1806	Or, how’s this? I go find that kid from 3rd grade and buy him a new hat!	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
1807	You're sure that's the right move?	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
1808	Wait, the pointy one can go diagonal, right?	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1809	The devil went down to G-3	1.2680	0.05185	97	74	20	3
1810	You think that's checkmate? I'll show you checkmate!	1.2680	0.04973	97	73	22	2
1811	Checkmate Motherfucker	1.2680	0.05185	97	74	20	3
1812	You do,you die,mate.	1.2680	0.04521	97	71	26	0
1813	No "takesies-backsies!"	1.2680	0.04973	97	73	22	2
1814	You wouldn’t dare	1.2680	0.04973	97	73	22	2
1815	Let’s hope our rematch isn’t too soon…	1.2680	0.05185	97	74	20	3
1816	Russian rules - I annex your castle and poison your Queen.	1.2679	0.05379	112	89	16	7
1817	Well, that's one down..	1.2679	0.05071	112	87	20	5
1818	Gotcha...what?	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1819	You’re going to pay for that.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1820	I guess that's deathmate	1.2674	0.05341	86	65	19	2
1821	Same time next century?	1.2673	0.05245	101	78	19	4
1822	You don't scare my Queen -- "Checkmate!"	1.2673	0.04852	101	76	23	2
1823	Let me explain why you don't want to do that.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1824	Now, how about that fiddlin' contest?	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1825	Care to try again?	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1826	The Queen's COVID Gambit won't work anymore!	1.2673	0.05245	101	78	19	4
1827	No, mister, YOU are doomed!!	1.2673	0.05245	101	78	19	4
1828	We are playing"sudden death"!	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
1829	Let me introduce you to my King!	1.2672	0.04798	116	89	23	4
1830	Fortune favors the bold	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
1831	Watching Bergman finally pays off.	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
1832	Aaaaand you owe me a Coke!	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1833	That's a killer move!	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
1834	I am the one who checkmates.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1835	You got climate change, Covid and Ukraine, but you didn’t see my Twitter move coming, did you?	1.2667	0.05784	105	85	12	8
1836	I don’t think so, Boney Bro!	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
1837	Checkmate, you bony bastard!	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
1838	Ha! Now YOU’RE buying dinner!	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
1839	The third brother sucked at chess	1.2667	0.05870	90	71	14	5
1840	Double or nothing in a motorcycle race?	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
1841	You can’t just kill my king.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
1842	If Mother Earth could play chess against humans	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
1843	I said checkmate & he still took my life!	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
1844	You can't win. It's private equity.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1845	Cheat death? No. Beat it? Yes!	1.2660	0.05056	94	71	21	2
1846	Check Mate! Who's got the scythe now, Mr. Grim Reaper?	1.2660	0.05056	94	71	21	2
1847	HA-HAAAAA! I laugh in the face of death!	1.2660	0.05892	94	75	13	6
1848	Chill, mate, I’m just checking on you.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1849	I call it the Heimlich maneuver!	1.2660	0.05278	94	72	19	3
1850	You'll never get Queen Elizabeth, either.	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1851	You're cheating, Death.	1.2660	0.05278	94	72	19	3
1852	Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1853	Carefull now. That move could be fatal.	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
1854	Oh how the turntables have turned.	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
1855	Curses! Foiled again!	1.2655	0.04872	113	87	22	4
1856	Don’t insist, I promised myself I’d carry my winning strategy to the grave.	1.2655	0.05336	113	90	16	7
1857	You fall for that every time!	1.2655	0.04358	113	84	28	1
1858	You bet your life I won! Don't be so grim.	1.2653	0.04712	98	73	24	1
1859	Is this a game of Life and Death?"	1.2653	0.05139	98	75	20	3
1860	And I say it's not over: Check Mate!	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1861	Check Annihilate!	1.2653	0.06077	98	79	10	8
1862	Consider moving knight to G6 very carefully	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1863	Checkmate atheists!	1.2653	0.05139	98	75	20	3
1864	Raise you 100. Yah. I know it’s chess but so are you gonna squeal on me?	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
1865	Checkmate! Now how about a rematch?	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
1866	A game of life and death.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
1867	Take that,life expectancy.	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
1868	Ha! Just try to escape mate now!	1.2647	0.04812	102	77	23	2
1869	I finally beat you!	1.2647	0.05732	102	82	13	7
1870	Checkmate! Where is thy sting?	1.2647	0.05383	102	80	17	5
1871	Allright, enough, you win with Inevitabilities Gambit.	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1872	That was the Kiss of Death.	1.2647	0.05200	102	78	19	4
1873	Checkmate. Can i leave now?	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
1874	You captured the King...but I captured you.	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1875	F* me? F* you. I won.	1.2647	0.05732	102	82	13	7
1876	Hey Hun, ever thought about being your own boss?	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1877	Your days are numbered, my friend.	1.2645	0.05084	121	96	18	7
1878	Hey, why are you giving me the finger? It's just chess, not life or death.	1.2645	0.04806	121	94	22	5
1879	That's checkmate. Hand over the sickle, Grim.	1.2645	0.05218	121	97	16	8
1880	""This game is over, check and mate That will postpone our scheduled date I don't know when We'll meet again But I'm prepared to meet my fate"	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
1881	I know people who would call that gesture a "bird flip".	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
1882	Just a hint: I wouldn’t!	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
1883	Look into this abyss and say, checkmate!	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
1884	Checkmate! Come back when you've improved your endgame."	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
1885	Double or Nothing?! I just Checkmated you for Immortality! What’s Double?	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1886	You're winning on a technicality, but okay.	1.2642	0.04702	106	80	24	2
1887	that's what you get for playing a Bergman film devotee....	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1888	Check! It's mate in three moves, and there nothing you can do about it.	1.2637	0.05376	91	70	18	3
1889	Gotcha!" "That's what you think.	1.2637	0.06218	91	73	10	7
1890	Hey, Pal. I could show you some moves, improve your game.	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
1891	This is one endgame you haven't dealt with!	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
1892	But, I invented this game.	1.2637	0.04901	91	68	22	1
1893	Ha! You forgot about my booster shot.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1894	One more, double or nothing, including my wife.	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
1895	Match that,Alito!	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
1896	That's what you get since you always choose black.	1.2632	0.05011	95	72	21	2
1897	Oh that's very mature, I win and you give me the finger.	1.2632	0.06025	95	77	11	7
1898	Should I be worried you're flipping me the finger?	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1899	Knock-knock. Who's there? Death. Death who? Death gets his ass kicked by an amateur chess player!	1.2632	0.04671	114	87	24	3
1900	Check! Your move.	1.2632	0.04502	114	85	26	2
1901	Checkmate. Guess I play first in chess,too.	1.2632	0.04502	114	86	26	2
1902	Hah! And I cheated, too!	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1903	Never play f3.	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1904	Told ya I’d kill it!	1.2632	0.05011	95	72	21	2
1905	You’re killing me with these rookie moves!	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1906	You can't keep cheating death this way steve	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1907	Checkmate, I get 10 more years of convincing people to join pyramid schemes!	1.2632	0.04834	114	88	22	4
1908	One move closer to heaven.	1.2627	0.04878	118	92	21	5
1909	Haha! I killed your knight	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1910	COVID takes Bishop!	1.2626	0.04671	99	74	24	1
1911	A soul loser	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1912	Check and checkmate: I am now your grim reaper.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1913	Psst…You were never truly living in the first place.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1914	Trust me, once you give us the film rights to The Grimm's Gambit, your public image will be glorious!	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1915	Haha!! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1916	Some actuary you are.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1917	Do you think I didn't see that coming?	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1918	There was no cheating this time!	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
1919	I don’t think you understand the end game here	1.2625	0.05260	80	60	19	1
1920	Ya win some, ya lose some.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1921	Winner takes all!	1.2621	0.04772	103	78	23	2
1922	Prepare to die.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1923	What does Death say to the chess master? NOT TODAY.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1924	But Grim, there is no sudden death in chess.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
1925	Ha! Caught your king between a rook and a hard place.	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
1926	Checkmate! Now, bring back your Joe Black-look for a year!	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1927	Congratulations Jerry. However your unusually high blood pressure will no doubt bring about a rematch.	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
1928	Alright, I win again! Same time next century?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1929	Beating death.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1930	My king for your soul.	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
1931	No! Now YOUR time is up!	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1932	Yes! Now you have to take me.	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1933	I'll let you in on a secret...all my wins have been on time...	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1934	Where's your nose? I've got your nose... " "No, it's right here.... AHHHH" .	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1935	Now I get to be Death, and you spend eternity as a GS-10 from HHS!	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1936	I cheated death!	1.2617	0.04849	107	82	22	3
1937	You watch Russian TV don't you?	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1938	Fool's Mate, dummy! What do I win?	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1939	Ha. At best, you have one move left.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1940	Bobby Fischer you're not.	1.2617	0.04664	107	81	24	2
1941	Let's call it a draw and go our separate ways?	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1942	I finally learned to play chess and all it took was an eternity in Hell	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1943	I might be dead but I'll have to check.	1.2614	0.04980	88	66	21	1
1944	Doesn't count if you get off your seat.	1.2614	0.05236	88	67	19	2
1945	You can give me the finger all you want, but I still won! Checkmate!	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1946	I'll see you same time next year !!	1.2614	0.05713	88	68	15	4
1947	I bet you never saw this coming. Sound familiar?	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
1948	Oh enjoy this moment while you can, you just won my job	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1949	Checkmate!I don’t pay taxes either!	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1950	I need to stop playing against Scott Walker fans	1.2614	0.05236	88	67	19	2
1951	Cheating Death?!? I won fair and square!	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1952	You never saw it coming	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1953	You ask me for another kiss and I'll kill you.	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1954	That, my good sir, was a deadly move!	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1955	Steve thinks he's actually beaten Death.	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1956	And mate. I get two more years, but my wife doesn't know. That was the deal.	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
1957	Who me ? No,I'd never try to cheat death.	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
1958	Check Mate, Now give me back my goldfish	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1959	Do you really want my queen?	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1960	Who's certain now!	1.2609	0.04856	92	69	22	1
1961	That’s okay. You can play White next time.	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1962	To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below with the hashtag	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1963	Checkmate, now let me keep smoking cigarettes.	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1964	Checkmate! Do we have time for another game? I mean...DO I have time for another game?	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1965	Never saw it coming, did ya?	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1966	Check mate -- unless you're interested in a a deal!	1.2604	0.04966	96	73	21	2
1967	Right now, it's still fun and games.	1.2604	0.04740	96	72	23	1
1968	Looks like that extra playing time during Covid didn't help you.	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1969	Metempsychosis wins !	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1970	I just want to say in the nicest way checkmate! Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
1971	But because it's Thursday your queen becomes white!" How to cheat death	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
1972	ha! … and they say you can never cheat death …	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
1973	A win for one is overpopulation for all.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
1974	Checkmate - the River Styx franchise is mine!	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
1975	Who would have thought I’d ever put Bobby Fischer in checkmate?	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
1976	You have one move left, and that is death.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
1977	no fucKING way.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
1978	-you can live, you can hide, but you can't hide all your life -OK. checkmate ,less talking more thinking.	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
1979	Fine by me. You play whites and I'll come over to the other side.	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
1980	No bishop can save you here, human.	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
1981	Your next move could be your last.	1.2596	0.04732	104	79	23	2
1982	If you collect my king, I collect your soul.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1983	I think you're a little paranoid about people cheating you	1.2596	0.04732	104	79	23	2
1984	Hah! I cheated Death without cheating!!!!	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
1985	Ha! Checkmate! Now I get the robe and scythe.	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
1986	Are you absolutely positively sure you want to make this move?	1.2596	0.04732	104	79	23	2
1987	Laugh well for it may be your last.	1.2596	0.04732	104	79	23	2
1988	Looks like this is your day off.	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
1989	What’s next? The Game of Life?	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
1990	You see this face? This will be the last time you see this face if you let go of that piece.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1991	Yeah? Try putting your finger on my queen.	1.2593	0.04627	108	82	24	2
1992	That's not even a real King, It's fake! The real King was stolen. I built a great big wall around the King, the biggest wall. Nobody builds walls better than I do.	1.2593	0.04810	108	83	22	3
1993	No, this isn't the game of life. Why do you ask?	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
1994	I can't believe you fell for the Ingmar Bergman Defense AGAIN!	1.2593	0.04436	108	81	26	1
1995	I think you have something in your teeth.	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
1996	Check mate, I live and you die.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
1997	Now give me my booster shot!	1.2588	0.05589	85	65	16	3
1998	So this proves that I’m MORE than just a pawn in the game of life!	1.2588	0.05063	85	64	20	1
1999	I've moved my soul to private equity in a Cayman hedge fund, you can't touch it!	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2000	Check me out, mate!	1.2588	0.06515	85	70	8	7
2001	Check mate, reap that!	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2002	Take my king and it’ll be checkmate for you, too	1.2588	0.05063	85	64	20	1
2003	Now to just beat taxes	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2004	ok, ok, but as soon as you beat me mario kart is next.	1.2588	0.05063	85	64	20	1
2005	HA! Checkmate!! Now get me the hell out of this crazy world like we bargained!	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
2006	Death Mate !! Time to go .	1.2586	0.04601	116	89	24	3
2007	The end is here!	1.2584	0.04933	89	67	21	1
2008	Or not.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2009	Good move, but it really doesn't matter if you checkmate me	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2010	I never cheat,Death!	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2011	if I lose, it's rigged	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
2012	Ha, cheated you once again!	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2013	If only Death were as certain as Taxes, am I right?	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
2014	I win! Now could you please keep your promise and bring my lost soul back?	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2015	You can't just take my queen because it's 'her time'!	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
2016	Fiddlestyx!	1.2581	0.05275	93	72	18	3
2017	So much for you! Now I gotta go play Taxes	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
2018	That's what you get for being such a Kharon.	1.2581	0.05902	93	75	12	6
2019	I am tired of reaping what I saw.	1.2581	0.05048	93	71	20	2
2020	Breaking: Conan O'Brian signed for Netflix's remake of THE SEVENTH SEAL. Different, "happy ending" a possibility, says studio chief.	1.2581	0.05275	93	72	18	3
2021	Nevermind this game. Ever play checkers?	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2022	I'm vaccinated........and boosted!	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2023	And that, Mr. Death, is how we kill in chess!”	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2024	Sudden death play-off!	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2025	No need for a postmortem I guess.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2026	Ha! You took your bony finger off it so, YOUR outlook is grim.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2027	Instead, I'll just resign my Queen, capitulate the game and in exchange you stick that boney finger where the sun don't shine.	1.2577	0.05913	97	79	11	7
2028	Suck it, Reaper!"	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
2029	"You know I was joking earlier right ?"	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
2030	I have you in check death	1.2574	0.04804	101	77	22	2
2031	No one beats Death at chess and lives to talk about it.	1.2571	0.04494	105	79	25	1
2032	That was easy. Best out of three?	1.2571	0.04494	105	79	25	1
2033	Ha! I'm not going to wear a mask on the plane!	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
2034	Ha! Kill my knight will you!	1.2569	0.04947	109	85	20	4
2035	Stop picking your nose. Check mate.	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
2036	What's the sanskrit word for "I live?"	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
2037	Checkmate! I've never felt so alive.	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
2038	If you place that piece, i will steal your soul for eternity	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
2039	Health check.	1.2566	0.04993	113	89	19	5
2040	Ok, but I'm still taking your dog.	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
2041	Is this a move? No? Yes?	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2042	I hate to brag, but I've beaten death mor times than my cat!	1.2564	0.04403	117	89	26	2
2043	Don't worry! I sold my soul to Google, too! Checkmate.	1.2564	0.05028	117	93	17	6
2044	You really suck at this game, Kevin.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
2045	No John, a kale smoothie is not a checkmate.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2046	You’re officially dead to me!	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2047	It’s just I have lots of practice playing against you: I smoke, I text while I drive, I bring up politics during Thanksgiving…	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2048	Check Mate! Now where do we go from here?	1.2562	0.04625	121	94	23	4
2049	Deathmate!	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2050	Lashing out would be pointless. Your king is made of plastic.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2051	That time Mr. Lannister cheated death and won.	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
2052	That’s ridiculous! I would never try to cheat you…	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
2053	Remember, we were playing strip chess!	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2054	You lose! Now I get to know the surprise you were keeping secret.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2055	Now it's my turn to ferry you across the River Styx.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2056	Check before you mate death.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2057	Grim, you need to work on your endgame.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2058	Anythin else to check, mate?	1.2558	0.05013	86	65	20	1
2059	I've waited all my life for this moment!	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2060	I got you first!	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2061	That was great, want to go again ?	1.2558	0.05013	86	65	20	1
2062	Trying to win? Big mistake!	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2063	Check mate, hah! Okay, your turn…	1.2558	0.05013	86	65	20	1
2064	I'm not afraid of you. I just didn’t want to be here when this happened	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2065	BONE YA!	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2066	That move will cost you.	1.2556	0.04623	90	67	23	0
2067	I enjoy a low stakes game of chess with the devil.	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
2068	No one, NO ONE beats me!	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
2069	When you say, “This game is going to be the death of me,” that means you, right?	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
2070	Yoink!	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
2071	I miss when people played the fiddle	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
2072	Don’t act so surprised. All politicians are used to playing with death.	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
2073	Pst, you’re already dead inside	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2074	I call it the Seventh Seal Gambit.....	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
2075	Now, about world peace...	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2076	“I take it you didn’t want to play again?”	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2077	Brilliant move, but remember, we play again tomorrow.	1.2553	0.04522	94	70	24	0
2078	Checkmate! Now you can take that silly hood off, Larry.	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
2079	No fair dying before your next move.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2080	It's call the Bergman Gambit. If you don't believe me, look it up!	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
2081	Who you calling CHECK? MATE!	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
2082	So what do YOU think check mate means?!	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2083	I learned what to correct from seeing the movie!	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2084	Checkmate! Ingmar who?	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2085	Elon Musk conquers Death	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2086	Ha! Maybe you should have gotten Igmar Bergman to play for you!	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2087	Checkmate! I've cheated Death!	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
2088	Check…, I mean the King is Dead!	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
2089	You’ll wish you’d played more slowly.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2090	Nice try Steve, but you cannot cheat Death	1.2551	0.05292	98	77	17	4
2091	Hold it right there death cannot do en passant!	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
2092	Are you flipping me the bird for this checkmate?	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
2093	Gary cheats Death.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2094	DON'T THINK TOO MUCH.	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
2095	Let’s play the game of Life instead	1.2551	0.05858	98	80	11	7
2096	We all lose; don’t look so grim.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2097	Not sure why you're smiling...	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
2098	Wait. I haven’t taken my hand off it yet.	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
2099	Check mate! You are dead meat now.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
2100	Does the Constitution mention this?	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
2101	When you said “I kill at chess”, that was just a figure of speech, right?”	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
2102	Enough! The tables have turned.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
2103	Mortal Combat- Chess Edition	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
2104	Die, motherfucker!	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
2105	Ah ah ah! That was only the sixth seal!	1.2545	0.04734	110	85	22	3
2106	He learned the hard way, "You can't Cheat Death!"	1.2545	0.04368	110	83	26	1
2107	Well, I have a different endgame...	1.2545	0.04734	110	85	22	3
2108	You come at the Reaper,You Best not Miss	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
2109	Bro, you're being a sore loser. No one's "cheating you".	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
2110	My pawn sacrifice fooled you, didn't it?	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
2111	Check mate! Best of three?	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
2112	Nope. I'm not going to say, "Your move."	1.2541	0.04592	122	95	23	4
2113	I'll have what she's having.	1.2533	0.06031	75	58	13	3
2114	So you don't like checkmate, either. In any case, my finger is still on the piece!	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2115	Check and Mate! ...but I guess you still win.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2116	What do you mean by 'my next move's a killer' " ?	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2117	You haven't watched 'The Queen's Gambit'?	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2118	Want to up the wager from damnation to eternal damnation?	1.2530	0.05098	83	63	19	1
2119	Technically, it's not an illegal move if you do it for Trump.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2120	And that's how you play chess--I'm afraid I have to bill you for the full hour	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2121	Ha, ha! What a loser you are and there's nothing you can do about it, loser!	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2122	Check and mate! Now you have to resurrect my sense of hope in humanity.	1.2530	0.05098	83	63	19	1
2123	I called for Jack Reacher”	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2124	The Origin of Immortality	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2125	Very nice. But I’m afraid I have to say that is your last move.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2126	You snooze, you lose. And, in your case, you're dead!	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2127	Ha ha, Checkmate!! Ah but you forget who has the last laugh.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2128	Wait a minute. That is an extra pawn made from one of your boney digits.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2129	Ha-ha! Wanna try your luck with that fiddle again while we're at it?	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2130	Life in 2022	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2131	Is now a good time to tell you I've seen "The Seventh Seal"?	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2132	Too weak, too slow!	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2133	Chess is LIFE!	1.2529	0.04964	87	66	20	1
2134	Maybe you should consider another line of work!	1.2529	0.06165	87	71	10	6
2135	Before you check mate me do you realise who I am	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2136	I win. Now bring back abortion rights.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2137	Does this look infected?	1.2529	0.05944	87	70	12	5
2138	Now let's get something to eat. You're all skin and bones.	1.2529	0.04964	87	66	20	1
2139	No, it's you who are beknighted!"	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2140	And that’s how I beat Deep Blue!	1.2529	0.05944	87	70	12	5
2141	That's 'check' and 'mate,' mate!"	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
2142	Cheat? Who needs to cheat when your queen is so exposed.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2143	Who you can't beat Death	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2144	Oh, you're so dead!	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2145	Gambit schmambit!	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
2146	You’re cheating.	1.2527	0.04840	91	69	21	1
2147	Listen, You Win! And..I loved you in "The Lord of the Rings!"	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2148	It doesn't matter who wins	1.2527	0.05970	91	74	11	6
2149	Facing little chance of success, Ebenezer used the Wing Gambit and surprisingly soon had the Ghost of Grandmasters Past in check with his Bishop.	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
2150	''Checkmate...I live...YOU die''	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2151	Here, take my king. Face it, I'm too big to fail.	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2152	Checkmate!	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
2153	The dead hand checkmate.	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
2154	And now my one wish is for you to do a dance with me for my TikTok channel.	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
2155	How about we play a game of Life next”	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
2156	I bet Max von Sydow never made this move!	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2157	You lose, I win!	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
2158	You beckon? I come - Checkmate!	1.2526	0.05790	95	77	12	6
2159	Ha! And to think I could have been an anti vaxxer all along.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2160	Can’t lose, not today	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
2161	Checkmate for you is still checkmate for me.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2162	CHECKMATE-guess now it's all down to me vs Taxes in the final...	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2163	So now will teach me how to play the fiddle?	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
2164	Well Grim, there goes your reputation for having a deadly endgame!	1.2525	0.04836	99	76	21	2
2165	Just a little closer and I'll end your rein.	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
2166	You got a little something stuck between your teeth.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2167	The most famous of last words at Reaper’s Chess Emporium are “checkmate.”	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
2168	My Laundry! One month!	1.2525	0.04836	99	76	21	2
2169	Now I know what it's like to be a pawn.	1.2524	0.04723	103	79	22	2
2170	Not so fast, smiley. You can't move there because your queen was pinned.	1.2524	0.04921	103	79	20	3
2171	Just kidding!	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
2172	Just like Bill and Ted!	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
2173	Check Mate!! Now the Scythe belongs to me.	1.2524	0.04301	103	82	18	3
2174	I have another interview after this. Do people typically list 'victory over death' as an honor or an experience in their CV?	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
2175	So ya gonna buy that car now, or what?!	1.2524	0.04517	103	77	24	1
2176	Good heavens, I just noticed that the bishop I have been playing is actually one of your fingers!	1.2523	0.05327	107	86	15	6
2177	Check Mate! I'll see you very much later.	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
2178	You should have listened to ‘The Devil went down to Georgia.’	1.2523	0.04423	107	81	25	1
2179	Checkmate by "dead position" how the tables have turned.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
2180	It's a new move - 'Queen's gambit deceased'	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
2181	Checkmate! I've won enough timeto play another game!	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
2182	You should've picked Wordle	1.2523	0.04618	107	82	23	2
2183	Aha! Now you have to bring back low-rise jeans!	1.2523	0.04519	111	85	24	2
2184	your ivy league education and corporate job doesnt win against me.	1.2523	0.05194	111	89	16	6
2185	You lose, now go testify before the January 6th Commission!	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
2186	It was a short lived win	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
2187	I don't know why my friends told me not to play you!	1.2500	0.04794	100	77	21	2
2188	You'll have to postpone my deadline if you want a rematch.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
2189	Death! I have beat thee at mine chosen game of skill and now you must deliver what was promised: a look at your weird football-shaped ass.	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
2190	Hey, you requested the replay and I gotcha again!	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2191	Over your dead body you'll make that move	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2192	Checkmate! No I don't think so.....	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2193	Dude! I have a terminal illness and you still can't take me!	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2194	Get over yourself. Everyone knows chess is dead. Its about Pickle Ball now....	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2195	Checkmate, Senator McConnell!	1.2500	0.05735	96	78	12	6
2196	I'm taking away my King. And then what will you do?	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
2197	Taxes!	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2198	Yes, yes you won. Now, come with me big winner!	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2199	It's a ring. That means we are engaged!	1.2500	0.04916	88	67	20	1
2200	This winning streak is goimg to be the death of me.”	1.2500	0.05283	108	87	15	6
2201	I live!	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
2202	Fine, you can live. Don't tell anyone though, I can't let this become a thing.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2203	Your queen is DEAD, your bishops are DEAD and so on. Got the picture, pal?	1.2500	0.04916	88	67	20	1
2204	I don't think so, sir!	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2205	COME TO PAPA!	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2206	You looked like a demon!	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2207	Best of 3…million.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
2208	You didn't calculate that I quit social media in 2016	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
2209	Check-mate you goof - oh that was so easy!	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2210	Do we have time for a rematch?	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
2211	This is looking grim.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2212	Oh, come on. This can't be the first time time you've lost .	1.2500	0.04795	92	70	21	1
2213	You lost… passed on, departed, gave up the ghost, slipped away, kicked the bucket, breathed your last, succumbed, met your Maker, went to the Lord, were called home…	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
2214	Checkmate! You owe me $5!	1.2500	0.04795	92	70	21	1
2215	I won! Can you do your job without your scythe?	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2216	Checkmate!” “Check, mate.	1.2500	0.04795	92	70	21	1
2217	See! She does still hold some sway! I say we keep her a bit longer...	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2218	Checkmate! Since you have no soul to give, instead let’s get you into a nice LL Bean Oxford blue button-collar shirt paired with a nice pair of pleated dockers and spring ducky boots	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2219	Checkmate! And this is for Max!	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
2220	Ha! Your game sure has slipped since your glory days in The Seventh Seal!	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
2221	OOPS, did I say “that’s life” !	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
2222	Is the suspense killing you?	1.2500	0.04443	96	72	24	0
2223	Man, I haven’t played with Death like this since the 70s!	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2224	This game never ends well	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
2225	I adjourn your end game.	1.2500	0.04916	88	67	20	1
2226	Nice move. You're still going to die.	1.2500	0.04911	96	74	20	2
2227	You said 'Sudden Death Rules' eh? "Been there, done that	1.2500	0.04683	96	73	22	1
2228	Mr. Putting, This isn't a game anymore!	1.2500	0.05657	88	69	14	4
2229	Step two, cut a hole in the table and chessboard… step three, reach through and voila!	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
2230	You’re not my father	1.2500	0.04916	88	67	20	1
2231	Don’t flatter yourself – not everyone has to cheat you.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2232	Wow, I've never had instant regret winning before!	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
2233	Ha! See that! I can cheat death!	1.2500	0.04916	88	67	20	1
2234	From now on, the only activity that you will be able to do is lose to Bobby Fisher for eternity.	1.2500	0.05116	108	86	17	5
2235	your endgame is great!	1.2500	0.05339	76	58	17	1
2236	Has it occurred to you that maybe you’re getting rusty and not everyone’s a cheater?	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
2237	Bishop to Queen 4… Checkmate you grim bastard	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2238	Nice move, you deserve a victory kiss.	1.2500	0.05483	80	62	16	2
2239	I binged Queen's Gambit and stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
2240	Come hither, my queen.	1.2500	0.05186	80	61	18	1
2241	You fool, haven’t you learned anything? No matter how you play, I always win in the end.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2242	Now hand over the fiddle	1.2500	0.04539	92	69	23	0
2243	Checkmate again! Same as the usual, bring me back to life and see ya in 15 minutes after my auto-erotic asphyxiation, buddy!	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2244	My dad always said, you reap what you sow. Same time next week?	1.2500	0.04581	108	83	23	2
2245	Listen, I know a place with better lighting for rematch, it has a fireplace too!	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2246	I guess you never read Macbeth.	1.2479	0.05018	121	98	16	7
2247	Sorry, you can't suddenly say it's two out of three. Checkmate buddy!! I'll see you when I see you . . . .	1.2478	0.04792	113	89	20	4
2248	Do you really want to go there?	1.2478	0.04624	113	88	22	3
2249	I may not cheat you at death but I can checkmate you in life.	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
2250	I'm not sure you understand how this works.	1.2477	0.04728	109	85	21	3
2251	You sure you want to do that?	1.2477	0.04544	109	84	23	2
2252	You mean I cheated for nothing?	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
2253	Checkmate! So as per our bet, I get to travel the world meeting new people and you now have to live forever as an investment analyst on a restricted diet with alimony payments and an allergic reaction every time you visit a bar. Have fun!	1.2477	0.04728	109	85	21	3
2254	That's what I call my 'Knight of Sudden Death'	1.2477	0.04354	109	83	25	1
2255	Who’s braindead now ?	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
2256	I knew I was better than Bergman...	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
2257	Ivermectin takes vaccines! Checkmate, Death!	1.2476	0.04645	105	80	22	2
2258	Yeah, you see that? Even when I play chess I'm a douche.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
2259	Let's call it The Immortal Game!	1.2476	0.04123	105	86	15	4
2260	Now I'm ready to take on the IRS!	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
2261	Forty-one years playing chess every day had finally paid off	1.2475	0.04752	101	78	21	2
2262	Come a little closer,…I DARE YOU TO MAKE THAT MOVE!!!!	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
2263	Now who is master of the end game!	1.2475	0.04752	101	78	21	2
2264	Oh no, no, no, you can have your queen, my mistake.	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
2265	Why are you smiling?	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
2266	But I haven't released the piece to complete my move!	1.2475	0.04752	101	78	21	2
2267	Whaddya think of them apples??	1.2475	0.04856	101	81	16	4
2268	Check mate! Another game?	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
2269	Best out 7?	1.2475	0.04752	101	78	21	2
2270	Bet you never thought it'd be something as simple as fruits and vegetables!	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2271	No escape from a checkmate, you say?	1.2474	0.04642	97	74	22	1
2272	I hear there is a guy with a fiddle in Georgia you might be able to beat.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2273	Shall we meet again on Halloween?	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2274	mRNA checkmate !	1.2474	0.04642	97	74	22	1
2275	You're not use to losing, are you big guy?	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2276	CHECKMATE! and F U too.	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2277	I never expected a simple game of chess to summon the dark side. Checkmate!	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2278	No Mulligans in Chess, Steve	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2279	Checkmate. I live. You collect Putin's soul	1.2473	0.04751	93	71	21	1
2280	I’ll show you a sacrifice!	1.2473	0.05439	93	73	15	4
2281	Ha! That's a stalemate!	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2282	Checkmate! Ingmar Bergman's knight couldn't play as well as me!	1.2473	0.04751	93	71	21	1
2283	Checkmate! ...And guess who's neve filed a tax return, either.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2284	Bad posture is destroying the quality of your suffering.	1.2473	0.04751	93	71	21	1
2285	Happy? Now let's go, I hate grumpy ones anyway!	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2286	Now don't be a sore loser, Mr. Death.	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
2287	Before you pick your nose, “Checkmate ! “	1.2473	0.04498	93	70	23	0
2288	Will this be just your next move, or your last?	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2289	‘Nice work Carl, you win again. Same time next Thursday?’	1.2473	0.04751	93	71	21	1
2290	Kim, it’s my move.	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
2291	According to Ingmar, I'm supposed to win.	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
2292	It’s checkmate, but you were winning on time as usual. So, how about we call it a draw, if that’s okay with you, Mr. Death, Sir?	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2293	Title this the Dark Knight Falls	1.2472	0.04868	89	68	20	1
2294	Ha! Spare that over to another year!!	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2295	Don't think I can cheat you.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2296	Tougher than The Game of Life, huh?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2297	That's the spirit!	1.2472	0.04868	89	68	20	1
2298	Now can I have more cowbells?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2299	Uh huh. Kissy, kissy?	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2300	Who says I can't cheat you? WINNING!	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
2301	I bet you didn't see my Antonius Block offense now, did you?	1.2472	0.04868	89	68	20	1
2302	Max von Sydow. Seventh Seal. 1957.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2303	HAA! I really Gotcha this time!	1.2472	0.04868	89	68	20	1
2304	Looks like I'm taking a rain checkmate.	1.2472	0.04868	89	68	20	1
2305	Look who’s in trouble now!	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2306	I’m still reaping your soul, Jerry.	1.2472	0.04868	89	68	20	1
2307	You’re between a rock and a deathly place	1.2472	0.04458	89	69	19	1
2308	Checkmate!!! And my deal with the devil for Bobby Fisher’s soul pulls me out of another jam!	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2309	Two can play at this game!	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2310	“Got you in Check again, Mr. Reaper!” “Sigh, this game is going to be the me of me.”	1.2471	0.04995	85	65	19	1
2311	Oui Death ! You can’t beat me I am Mark Zuckerberg I will take what is yours win the bet money and won’t even pay taxes on it .	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2312	You bet my life I won this.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2313	Ha! I have checkmated death! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!	1.2471	0.06013	85	69	11	5
2314	Double boosted.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2315	The thrill of victory was greater than the fear of death!	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2316	Are you gonna eat that?	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2317	You found out the hard way: the three certainties in life are death, taxes, and never go up against a Union Square hustler!	1.2469	0.06462	81	67	8	6
2318	Ha! Didn’t see that coming, did you? Your turn!	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2319	I didn't know women's rights would come down to a chess game.	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2320	Is this where the spinach is?	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2321	You should have seen Tax’s face when I beat them too!	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2322	Nobody ever won a chess game by resigning.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2323	Your pal Keith Richard’s taught me!	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2324	Ruy Lopez saves the day!	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2325	Let me give you a few insights on your endgame.	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2326	See, I told you, if you had let me live I would have been the world champion.	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2327	Ah ha! The Dark Lord strategy falls to the White Knight every time.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2328	Let's keep playing more rounds; hopefully you'll forget why you're here.	1.2468	0.05891	77	60	13	3
2329	"I think I can checkmate you, Mr. Death."	1.2468	0.05280	77	59	17	1
2330	Now why would you think I'd cheat you?	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2331	It's not just kill, kill, kill. I'm not sure you'll ever understand promotion.	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2332	They never expect the King’s Gambit	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2333	Yeah, let's pose for the cartoon	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2334	Do you think you're the only one who watched "The Queen's Gambit" during quarantine?	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2335	Arguments For Roe Vs Wade	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
2336	Now murder my in-laws!	1.2458	0.04805	118	94	19	5
2337	Win, lose or draw... The outcome is still the same.	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
2338	Ha! I win again, Reaper! Now go back to Hell...and ask Satan for a chess lesson while you're there.	1.2456	0.04755	114	90	20	4
2339	You should believe Republicans when we say we're going to kill your queen.	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
2340	You want to see me without my mask?	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
2341	At least let me cheat in the game of chess vs the game of life.	1.2455	0.04690	110	86	21	3
2342	You'll never know how good it feels to put you in checkmate old man!	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
2343	Can you visit my ex boss' house when we finish this game?	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
2344	Are you SURE you want to do that?	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
2345	Before you make another move, let me tell you how you could make a real kiling with NFTs	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2346	You won the match and the bet. Do you really want to collect the robe?"	1.2449	0.04824	98	76	20	2
2347	I like this move if you do.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2348	Make my day....check me, mate.	1.2449	0.05439	98	79	14	5
2349	… and this is mate!	1.2449	0.04824	98	76	20	2
2350	I call it the Blue Öyster Cult's opening	1.2449	0.04824	98	76	20	2
2351	Don't you realize who you're trying to cheat here?	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2352	Ha! Check and mate! Now give me my soul back!	1.2447	0.04707	94	72	21	1
2353	If I win, I live, right?	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2354	Na Na Nee Nee Boo Boo!	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2355	I told you this wouldn't end in a dead draw!	1.2447	0.04707	94	72	21	1
2356	My white knights are out-trending your evil kingdom on Twitter. I win.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2357	Now, THAT is your “last” move .	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2358	You think you know how to play the clock, eh?	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2359	I told you... you will never defeat me"	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2360	This is chess, mate.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2361	Perhaps you have looked at my game face.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2362	Ha! If you had a soul, it would belong to me.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2363	Just forget it, check mate, I’ve got the last move.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2364	Boom! I win! HA-HA! I'm not some goofy asshole during the Crusades. I'm a modern man! I have cocaine! Do you know how good that makes me at this??? I'm going to live forever because I don't have empathy!! Ha! God is dead!	1.2444	0.05978	90	74	10	6
2365	And I thought I was the master of the endgame.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2366	How would you like to suck my dick!	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2367	Mate! I get to play for Washington!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2368	Ha! See you in a decade.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2369	What do you mean? “I checkmate your checkmate.”	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2370	You thought that Bill and Ted were the only ones' who could beat you!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2371	Between us— does my breath smell like garlic?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2372	Checkmate, now give me my outfit back!	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2373	Go ahead and give me the finger, sucka; you got your butt kicked!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2374	King me! No takesies backsies!	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2375	I'm not ready for the dance.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2376	Checkmate with time left on the clock. No 'Sudden Death' for me!	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2377	Checkmate, bully..stick with your day job!	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2378	I wish I could win at life like this.	1.2442	0.04945	86	66	19	1
2379	What do you mean, my time's already run out?	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2380	Checkmate! What are you going to do about that?	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2381	I wouldn’t be caught dead doing Bishop to Queen 7	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2382	Got you dead to rights!	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2383	It's called "en passant".	1.2442	0.04945	86	66	19	1
2384	That settles it. We just go to Hell's kitchen.	1.2442	0.04945	86	66	19	1
2385	White's classic advantage... a bit archaic isn't it?	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2386	Alright--instead of a hand basket, you'll ride in a Tesla.	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2387	I'll get the check, Mate!	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2388	You’re killing me Larry!	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2389	About time you picked that booger.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2390	Read my lips, son, your time has expired.	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2391	You haven’t won yet, and I’m 200 years old.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2392	Backatcha, Ingmar!	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2393	Why so grim? It’s just an endgame.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2394	What's the sixth circle like?	1.2439	0.05639	82	64	14	3
2395	we all lose sometimes, mate. At least once.	1.2439	0.06150	82	67	10	5
2396	Here, take my bishop while I go look for another pawn.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2397	No no need for vulgarities. It's not cheating!	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2398	I call this the Pyrhhic maneuver.	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2399	Enough games! Tell me where Harry Potter is.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2400	King and pawn return to the same box after death.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2401	That’s the third miracle this week.	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2402	It wasn't a good idea to rush to the end.	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
2403	I'm sure this is symbolic, but honestly, I'm just happy to win one.	1.2432	0.04473	111	86	23	2
2404	I've seen 'The Seventh Seal' forty-nine times.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2405	You win the match. I've still got your ass.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2406	There goes your queen! Who’s the dead man now?	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2407	Double or death?	1.2432	0.04473	111	86	23	2
2408	And, if you buy timeshare resale, you’ll be savings thousands on this incredible vacation product.	1.2430	0.04759	107	84	20	3
2409	And that, my friend, is the infamous Seventh Seal opening.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
2410	Am I winning you over?	1.2430	0.04372	107	82	24	1
2411	Aha! Behold and reap!!!	1.2427	0.04245	103	78	25	0
2412	Beginner's luck!	1.2427	0.04464	103	79	23	1
2413	Checkmate, Go Back to Hell!	1.2427	0.04672	103	80	21	2
2414	It's over...but then you know what that's like!" Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, OR	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2415	I'm pretty good when I'm playing for my life, eh?!	1.2424	0.04561	99	76	22	1
2416	Really? Did you want to check out also?	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
2417	Did I hear each player say: "I win, you lose?"	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
2418	So, you want to finish the game this quickly?	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
2419	Aha! Seven in a row seals it. I live.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
2420	The two things every man loves: drinkin’ coffee, smokin’ crack, and… fuckin’!	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2421	losersayswhat!	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2422	Now if I only could beat Taxes.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2423	Life’s just a game to you is t it?	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2424	Where do you think you are? Washington Sq. Park?	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2425	No worries, I'll win the last one.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2426	Oh, fuck	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
2427	I win!” (But, did he?	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2428	You won the key to the kingdom. Unfortunately for you, it's a skeleton key.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2429	I can't wait to tell my chess club that I won.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
2430	Yes! Now you have to kill me.	1.2421	0.04665	95	73	21	1
2431	Checkmate!” “Come with me.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
2432	First the fiddle and now your chessboard!	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
2433	Give my best to Bobby Fischer.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
2434	Told you I have killer chess skills!	1.2421	0.04665	95	73	21	1
2435	Not so good for you, punk !	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2436	What's this best two out of three nonsense?	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
2437	You took your hand off , so that’s your move!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2438	Please try to stay decomposed.	1.2418	0.04776	91	70	20	1
2439	Did you know Checkmate means Death to the King?	1.2418	0.04513	91	69	22	0
2440	Guy: Checkmate! Death: Can I be White next game? It matches my fingers.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2441	Oooh, no, I saw you move that rook. You can't cheat me, Death. You can't cheat me. You can't cheat death and you can't cheat me ... uh, what's that "come hither" finger for?	1.2418	0.04776	91	70	20	1
2442	Beat you again you Son of a Bi...	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2443	Just sign over all the Twitter shares and no one gets Hurt!	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2444	You may have won, but you have spinach in your teeth.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2445	Now you burn in Hell!	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2446	I guess that you don't know what you won...	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2447	Now you're a pawn in my game, chessmate!	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2448	No, you'd better check again, mate.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2449	I know this is a dream, but Checkmate! I'm immortal!	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2450	Sure, you can use it. It's a killer move!	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2451	Checkmate! Now send me back as one of those tiny dogs who gets to wear cute little hats!	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2452	Checkmate! You die!	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2453	Bergman's Gambit	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2454	Why do I have this feeling that you're not going to let me go....	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2455	That's technically checkmate, but I don't think it's a good idea for me to win against you.	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
2456	Careful - I don't respond well to 'Checkmate'.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2457	That settles it! More cowbell!	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2458	I am surprised, I would’ve thought you were familiar with the reaper’s gambit	1.2410	0.04723	83	63	20	0
2459	You say Sudden Death; I say Checkmate!	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2460	I said it's time to check out not checkmate.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2461	O Death, where is thy King! Laura Hogan Palos Verdes Estates, CA	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2462	Sorry pal, it's check mate on you...hahahahaha!	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2463	Good game! I'd love to keep playing on and on and on but I do have some previous obligations	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2464	When you think you've cheated death: double check, mate!	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2465	Jim realized he was just a pawn after all	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2466	Kim just eat some sugar and carbs already	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
2467	Death, be not proud, that's a check and mate!	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
2468	Checkmate! I win!	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
2469	I’m in my Queen’s Gambit era!	1.2407	0.04337	108	83	24	1
2470	I sure hope my hot streak continues.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2471	How to scam the devil!	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2472	Ha! You’re really dead now!	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
2473	I absolutely CAN change the rules mid-game!	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2474	You might want to think twice before your next move.	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2475	Don’t be a grumpy Reaper.	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
2476	Hey! I'm right here, standing up, smiling at you. Of course I'm cheating!	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
2477	Yup ... Bobby won that one .. a special life moment to be sure. But really just delaying the inevitable.	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
2478	I don't need to cheat.	1.2404	0.04427	104	80	23	1
2479	You see? If you move your knight here, you can't lose. Go again?	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
2480	Undefeated no more!	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2481	Your dead ! Check mate	1.2400	0.04740	100	78	20	2
2482	I call it, Screw You Mate!	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2483	that move was unboolievable	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2484	Queening your pawn does not equate to resurrection...time's up.	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
2485	Bad luck for you, my mom dragged me to an Ingmar Bergman festival when I was 12, so I know all your little tricks!”	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2486	And you wanted to play pick-up Styx!	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
2487	Your mistake.	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2488	Give me back my goldfish, my Granny, and my boyish charm!	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2489	You can't say I cheated you again!	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
2490	Take my king and it will be your last move	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2491	‘ To the death’ is just an expression.	1.2400	0.04740	100	78	20	2
2492	Take it back, you wouldn’t like the version of checkmate I would impose on you!	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2493	You win the bet, I'm buying. Pick your poison...heh heh heh.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
2494	Do I look like the kind of guy you want to beat?	1.2396	0.05075	96	74	17	3
2495	I used the profits from the IPO to buy all the bishops on both sides so they work for me now!	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
2496	Checkmatelovetostaygottago.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2497	I knew I could beat you without cheating.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2498	I always win.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2499	Taking that King could have GRIM REAPERcussions for you, mate.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2500	My condolences.	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2501	Haha mate in thirteen, your move	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2502	L’chaim!	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2503	I thought I’d choke.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
2504	Checkmate! And FYI - I have watched The Seventh Seal."	1.2391	0.04471	92	70	22	0
2505	Haha - no longer a pawn in your game!	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2506	You see, the horsey moves in an L shape	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2507	Does this mean I have to resurrect your queen?	1.2391	0.04731	92	71	20	1
2508	So, you want to test the reaper...be my guest .....	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2509	I will remember this win when I come for your soul, mortal!	1.2391	0.04731	92	71	20	1
2510	You have checked out before your time.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
2511	Never match wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line!	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2512	Checkmate, I win, best of 2 out of 3?	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2513	Covid: “I’m baaack!”	1.2386	0.04570	88	67	21	0
2514	Have you seen The Seventh Seal?	1.2386	0.05359	88	69	15	3
2515	Of course you lost, your extreme diet has killed all your brain cells.	1.2386	0.04570	88	67	21	0
2516	Ha! Does this mean I get to have my Friday with the boys??	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2517	If you win, you get to live.	1.2386	0.04570	88	67	21	0
2518	And CHECKMATE right back atcha!	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
2519	Another win for Ukraine	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2520	It looks like I just checkmated death!	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2521	And… that’s my soul, mate!	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2522	What was that about Bobby Fischer?	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2523	The ‘Keith Richards Gambit’. Checkmate!	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
2524	Not so Fast!...In the "Seventh Seal Revisited", Bergman lets me cheat!	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
2525	Nope, not gonna resign	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2526	What's the matter Grim, cat got your tongue?	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2527	Ha! Now I can’t die, right?	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2528	Checkmate! Time for me to reap the benefits!	1.2381	0.04390	105	81	23	1
2529	NOW, you have a reason to be grim, Mr. Reaper!!!	1.2381	0.04972	84	65	18	1
2530	How about a badmintem next?	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2531	Celebrate now but I always win in the end	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2532	You are coming with me, and I will show you a real checkmate!	1.2381	0.05115	84	68	13	3
2533	Checkmate! A deals a deal, tell me where you get that outfit.	1.2381	0.04972	84	65	18	1
2534	Beat you again,you old bag of bones!	1.2381	0.04594	105	82	21	2
2535	I beat Kasparov with the same move!	1.2381	0.04972	84	65	18	1
2536	Yes! I won. I get to stay with Covid, inflation, overturned laws…wait, I didn’t take my finger off yet.	1.2381	0.04594	105	82	21	2
2537	Isn’t this a cute and fun way to not pay someone to do this job? I love capitalism!	1.2381	0.04972	84	65	18	1
2538	Checkmate again! Your problem is you are so predictable.	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
2539	You should have picked Scrabble!	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
2540	There, I win. Now bring my boo back.	1.2376	0.04483	101	78	22	1
2541	and that was the last time i sucked a dick!	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
2542	You said you're just en passant.	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2543	Again, I'm not going to play you for 2023.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2544	Checkmate--and I thought The Seventh Seal was boring!	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2545	Wait, now you say it's two out of three?	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2546	Wow, you didn't see this coming, did you?	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2547	king me bitch	1.2375	0.04788	80	61	19	0
2548	I thought this was best of seven	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2549	Now let’s shoot hoops!	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2550	Ha! I’ll teach you but it’s going to take time. Lots and lots of time.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2551	Checkmate!" "No, check yourself, mate.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2552	Every step taken to feel more alive is a winning move in the face of the grimmer.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2553	Okay, Death. Let's see if you like where I take YOU.	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
2554	This time it's for Good... Checkmate!	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2555	That's check mate and now I own your boney ass. And I want you to only kill yourself for the rest of eternity. Talk about your basic conundrum.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
2556	Checkmate? Do you really want to make that your last move?	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
2557	That's checkmate to you, AND your intermittent fasting.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
2558	And for five more years, I can teach you Nimzowitsch Defense.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
2559	I'm death. What did you think you would win by playing me?	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2560	April 18th: Jared decides to instead take his chances with the first certainty, Death.	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
2561	Usually I sneak up on people…	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
2562	And how's your endgame?	1.2368	0.04909	76	58	18	0
2563	Republican & Heritage Foundation chess game about whether he wins or loses will sign his life over just having support for office!	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2564	Your last game ever and you open with The Monkey's Bum?	1.2368	0.05254	76	59	16	1
2565	Mate! That's one match each! No sudden death tiebreakers!	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2566	You lose, Mr. Finger of Death!	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
2567	Game over: Dead Position Draw!	1.2368	0.05254	76	59	16	1
2568	Ha! I don't have to cheat you to beat you!	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2569	Did I mention this is strip chess?	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2570	Does this mean I get to watch season 2 of Squid Game!?	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2571	Best two out of three for the ring? Sure, but good luck getting it resized.	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2572	They don't teach the dementors how to play by the rules at Hogwarts	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2573	I win! You’re dead!	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2574	Self doubt is your first mistake.	1.2366	0.04687	93	72	20	1
2575	Just between you and me- should I go with this, or "Little Red Riding Hood", for next month's tournament	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2576	Toldya I kill at chess	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2577	Are you giving me the finger?	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2578	See… check mated you!	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2579	Sam: I didn’t expect to see you so soon, Ruth.	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2580	I am so telling everyone about this Grim Reaper Cheat.	1.2361	0.06094	72	57	11	3
2581	Ukrainian Gambit!	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2582	Now you owe me twenty bucks!	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2583	Checkmate! I knew the end was near!	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2584	Ha! Bet you never saw it coming!	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
2585	Ha! Revenge for 7th Seal!	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
2586	CHECK...My next move which is DEFINITELY NOT CHECKMATE!	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
2587	Your checkered past is showing.	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
2588	Ha! Paper beats rock!	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2589	Have you seen the Queen’s Gambit!?	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
2590	I told you I’d beat you if it was the last thing I ever did.	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2591	No, I am not going to do 'two outs three'.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2592	Check mate and the middle finger is the best you git!	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
2593	Lettuce, yes, lettuce!	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2594	Checkmate! Now dance!	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2595	Ok. How about best 3 out of 5?	1.2353	0.04658	102	80	20	2
2596	Check mate. You should stick with dominoes.	1.2353	0.05952	85	70	10	5
2597	Checkmate! Don't ever think death has the last word.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2598	Checkmate! Now bring back Liberace!	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
2599	Tell you what, best two out of three, but this time, lets make it interesting.	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2600	So, you’ll honor our deal, right?	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
2601	Another round?	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2602	Is it OK to say Hello to the queen ?	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2603	Pack a bag! We’re going to Harry Potter World.	1.2353	0.04628	85	65	20	0
2604	Checkmate! Now can I come with you?	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
2605	Life’s too short to play chess”	1.2353	0.04922	85	66	18	1
2606	I guess that's the end of our duel to the death	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
2607	Having recently cancelled his Netflix subscription, Greg became unstuck when, in filling the voids in his evenings with themed parties, he invited his mate, Grim, to ‘Squid Game’ Night.	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2608	My God, you're just like Putin! How can a being so omnipotent be so stupid?	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
2609	You're kind of a bummer, Steve	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2610	Now you know how I feel about sudden death rounds	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2611	Check mate! Haha. You know I'm kidding. You win. Haha. Sorry, can't stay, gotta go. Forgot I have an appointment. Haha. Bye!	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
2612	You really should stop insisting on playing black.	1.2347	0.04541	98	76	21	1
2613	I will never take my hand off.	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2614	Scheherazade strikes again!	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2615	Checkmate! Aha! Never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line!	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
2616	During your pandemic, I was watching The Queen’s Gambit. Checkmate!	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2617	'That went a lot faster than I thought. Now what?"	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2618	And to think I almost wrote my dissertation on WILD STRAWBERRIES instead...	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2619	Did you say mate?	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2620	Nice try Putin.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2621	I didn't cheat you, I just beat you.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2622	Checkmate Death, and I didn’t cheat.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2623	Perpetual check. That means I get YOUR job!	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2624	Here's a hint: I cheated.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2625	Okay! I pick justice Roberts!	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2626	That's it, big fella. Back to the Styx.	1.2342	0.04425	111	87	22	2
2627	That's OK; chess isn't really on-brand for you anymore. Maybe you should consider a TikTok challenge.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2628	I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2629	Checkmate! Yay…I don't die today.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2630	Now you die.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2631	But, I said J'adoube!'	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
2632	That comfy robe can’t help you.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2633	Bob: Check-mate Death:Sythe	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2634	You dare cheat Death?	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2635	Ha, you owe me another 30 days. Double or nothing?	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2636	Not today, satan!	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2637	Fine, you’re better at chess than me, but I always win.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
2638	I'm just so darn happy!	1.2338	0.04855	77	59	18	0
2639	Checkmate! Again! Another 100 years for me. See you 2122, looser.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2640	Look how much fun it would be just to walk up and simply say, ‘Checkmate!’	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2641	Checkmate in 11 moves, ha! Now I want my soul back.	1.2336	0.05241	107	88	13	6
2642	Checkmate. I lose, right?	1.2336	0.04519	107	84	21	2
2643	It wasn't the first time Houdini had cheated Death.	1.2333	0.04754	90	70	19	1
2644	Do I detect the slightest hint of death-peration?	1.2333	0.04754	90	70	19	1
2645	Killer save!	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2646	King me you idiot!	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2647	Aha... I won ya!	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2648	Pyrrhicmate, I assure you.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2649	Checkmate bitch - get your ass back to the River Styx!	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2650	No! My queen?! You're killing me Larry, you're really killing me!	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2651	That’s right, you heard me… your breath smells like … well, you.”	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2652	Glory to Ukraine!	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2653	Play dead”	1.2333	0.05009	90	70	17	2
2654	You’ve taken masking to the next level	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2655	You are clearly not much into old swedish movies, don’t you?	1.2333	0.04754	90	70	17	1
2656	Suck it, Death. Now give me back my wife!	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2657	Got you with the ghoul's mate.	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2658	Really, you didn't see that coming?	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2659	A fleeting victory	1.2330	0.04186	103	79	24	0
2660	Why so serious? Check Mate. Lets go !	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2661	Checkmate u crusty bitch	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2662	Yay! I get to be Brad Pitt another fifty years!	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2663	Reap this, Grumpy!	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
2664	Put that piece back! No wonder you come from Hades.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2665	Come a little closer and say that again	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
2666	Gotcha! And you thought you could beat me at your own game.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2667	You took my king; I shall take your crown. You lost.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2668	There's nothing quite like staring Death right in it's face!	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2669	my eyes are up here buddy	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2670	I said death of a salesman Mike… @kelseyyy_danielle	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2671	I'll raise you a Queen's sacrifice.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2672	Rents DECREASE!	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2673	We both know this move isn't possible.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2674	Rook and roll, Soul Man.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2675	You can't move there. Don't try to cheat death.	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
2676	This is 1 guy you will never beat.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2677	Ha! Now you can tell Ingmar Bergman that "Herd Immunity" works.	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2678	See! My doctor was right!	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2679	Mate. Thus ends Jesus' Gambit!	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2680	Aha! I win. You lose!	1.2317	0.05569	82	65	13	3
2681	And Big Bird is next, bwa-ha-ha-ha!	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2682	You can keep your 'best of 3'	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2683	And your still trying to flip me off.	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2684	Watch your manners.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2685	There! Who says you can't cheat death?	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2686	Man up, you closet queen.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2687	Nothing is certain in this world. No exceptions.	1.2317	0.06086	82	68	9	5
2688	'' - You re finished Mr.!! - Finally.. I can see Him coming for me.. - .. Wait..what.. There is another one??????	1.2317	0.05291	82	64	15	2
2689	So like I was saying…I have a photoshoot with Lucifer after this match. Do I have anything in my teeth?	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2690	It doesn't pay to cheat!	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2691	Just because I’m a pawn in the eyes of the New Yorker, I show no fear in the presence of a poorly dressed dead guy.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2692	I should have thought better before playing the IRS - the only other thing that can't be beat.	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2693	Grim, Skrim! Checkmate!	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
2694	To your peril!	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2695	As Tarrasch once said: "Before the endgame the Gods have placed the middlegame!"	1.2316	0.04351	95	73	22	0
2696	Sudden Death indeed!	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2697	I can’t cheat you, but I just beat you!	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
2698	Oh, ok! Well, you know we just gonna keep playin' until it's not a game anymore anyway!	1.2316	0.04351	95	73	22	0
2699	You’ve killed my Queen, now I’ll have to kill your!	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2700	I shoulda had my Wheaties.	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
2701	Where's my scythe?	1.2308	0.04708	91	71	19	1
2702	Checkmate, you play like a toddler. It's hard to believe your "claim" that nobody's ever beaten you twice.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2703	Now, do you get cryogenic freezing?	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2704	Okay, two out of three Wordles, and that's not a question.	1.2308	0.04708	91	71	19	1
2705	I think you should really be taking something for that arthritis.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2706	Ha! Mate in two. What are you going to do now?	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
2707	Checkmate you fuck	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2708	Nope! Not going! Cheated you again..	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
2709	Reap this‐checkmate!	1.2308	0.04708	91	71	19	1
2710	Ha! Grim Reaper? How about Hooded Woodpusher?	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2711	Leave the Queen take the cannoli	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2712	I won. Your problem? The ME of tomorrow.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2713	Told you I didn’t need the vaccine.	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
2714	Ha Grim! I beat death! Wait till I tell everyone that taxes are the only sure thing.	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2715	I hope “Sudden Death” isn’t a chess term.”	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2716	Time’s up, death.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2717	Bitcoin is worthless.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2718	Mate Death...You Stupefied Sucker	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
2719	Checkmate! Now can I go back and finish my Final Destination series binge-watching?	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2720	Cheating death is the oldest trick in the book.	1.2299	0.04823	87	68	18	1
2721	Checkmate! You reap what you saw.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2722	Me: Checkmate You: I don't think so!	1.2299	0.04823	87	68	18	1
2723	Checkmate! Better luck next time, Reaper. The IRS wins the Most Dreaded title for the seventeenth year in a row.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2724	Death be not cowed...	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
2725	I learned that move from a 7-year old YouTuber!	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
2726	Ha! You always have to think a few steps ahead and think, what might they do next.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2727	Aha! Fell for the death gambit!	1.2299	0.04823	87	68	18	1
2728	A fallen queen for a fallen Angel!	1.2299	0.04823	87	68	18	1
2729	The Seventh Seal? Never heard of it.	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
2730	I was promised a cute Redhead. Who are you?	1.2299	0.04823	87	68	18	1
2731	Best two out of three?	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2732	During the lockdown, I was throwing games to keep you occupied.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2733	Checkmate! Now let’s go we’ve got a 2:30 with Senator McConnell.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2734	Ha! Check-mate! Now you have to go and LIVE!	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
2735	Ha! Check! Now what you gonna’ to do?	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
2736	Screw the Seventh Seal, that’s checkmate.	1.2292	0.04559	96	75	20	1
2737	... Long live the king!	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2738	Check mate. I win. Now you are my pawn. See you again in 50 years	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2739	Sure. Bring it on.	1.2292	0.04559	96	75	20	1
2740	Remember, I play the long game.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2741	And we have a great 402k and whole life policy	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2742	Do you remember who I am, mortal?	1.2292	0.04678	96	78	15	3
2743	You just had to touch your own king, didn't you? Checkmate!	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2744	Ha! Checkmate! Now you have to take me!	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2745	Surprised? One look at you, and I knew you'd attempt the Scandinavian defense.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2746	I watched "The Queens Gambit" over quarantine.	1.2289	0.06018	83	69	9	5
2747	Nice move. End Game.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
2748	Whadda you mean my time has come? You've not even punched your clock yet.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2749	Hah! Triple jump! King me!	1.2289	0.06018	83	69	9	5
2750	Actually, that move is illegal. Trust me, my frat brother told me so”	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
2751	God please save the queen	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2752	Damn it, Bergman!	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2753	Bold sacrifice	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
2754	The movie didn’t show the eighth seal: it’s in my ass!	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2755	Mate! This is what I think of your Mate. Now come dance with me over the hills.	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
2756	Check Mate! I win and live to play another day!	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
2757	Don’t feel too bad ... Mitch McConnell pulled the same stunt when Obama nominated Merrick Garland!	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2758	Death: What do you mean you found a cure against aging?	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
2759	You do realize that Armageddon chess favors me?	1.2283	0.04400	92	71	21	0
2760	I may not know chess, but I believe that's touchdown.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2761	Looks like I get to en passant another day	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
2762	And you said I couldn’t beat you!	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
2763	Sit down moron! It’s my move!	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
2764	Checkmate,baby. You're dead.	1.2283	0.04400	92	71	21	0
2765	Don't feel bad, I saw that movie ten times.	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
2766	Checkmate! This time,Trevor from accounting!	1.2283	0.05377	92	73	13	4
2767	I think I can refuse the King’s dead, so it’s a draw	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2768	Your queen won't make it to the afterlife, but you still can!	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2769	Maybe you'll have better luck in the Ukraine.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2770	Checkmate. My Little Pony is the best cartoon all-time.	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2771	So you keep your soul for a few more months of working from home.	1.2278	0.04749	79	61	18	0
2772	Die, Loser! Oh, Ooops!	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2773	Crown me!	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
2774	Checkmate, so bring Ingmar Bergman back.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2775	That's one small step for a queen, one giant checkmate for death.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2776	Checkmate! I told you that your intimidating costume wouldn	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2777	Hmm… I’m not used to people playing fairly	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2778	Dresscode to d7. Checkmate.	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2779	Eureka! Eureka! I am saved for the day!!	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
2780	Do you really believe this move will stand Mr. Alito?	1.2277	0.04423	101	79	21	1
2781	Checkmate, Death.	1.2277	0.04423	101	79	21	1
2782	Check mate! And you don't have to give me the finger just because I beat you!	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
2783	Checkmate! Phew, not a moment too soon; I'm still catching up on emails!	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
2784	See you on Samarra!	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
2785	Ha check mate! Now, please… kill me!	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
2786	The match is over when I say it's over.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2787	STALEMATE !	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
2788	Never mind, life is too short for chess!	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
2789	Cheating at chess; hard to do. Cheating death; impossible.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2790	I love cheating death.	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
2791	Checkmate. I’m Elon Musk, sucker!”	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2792	„Hey! I said j‘adoube!“	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
2793	You say that like it's a good thing.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2794	If I beat death, what will I do next?	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
2795	Checkmate @leadermcconnell!" @adamsackstoon	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2796	And that’s Soulmate, no best two out of three.	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
2797	I want a kiss.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2798	No hard feelings, right?	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2799	Ron check-mated the oddly dressed stranger, painfully unaware that he was playing with Death.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2800	2:1 I out survive you	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2801	Too bad,one hell of a move.	1.2268	0.04518	97	76

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